The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 632 | "Strong Hand Stan"
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I'm never trying to invest, but that is why I don't really rock with you.
Me?
Yeah. Yesterday I was getting dressed, opened up my cash app.
You seen it on camera?
Seen your name right there. And instead of doing what I normally do and hit decline, get the fuck out of my phone.
I said, you know what?
That's my man.
We'll go ahead and accept that bad boy on a Thursday.
I appreciate it.
On a Thursday.
I did that.
Right.
I just thought it would.
I didn't even expect to hear from you.
I just did it.
And then you call me.
And then he called me. You go on the chat. Wait, and then he called me.
So what would you think?
Of course I'm thinking, oh, man, I think about the calls.
Yeah, good looking.
I think I called and said, yo, I got a flight tomorrow.
I got a hard out.
So I come for like a few, but then I'm out of there.
Oh, shit.
And I hung up with him and said, and that's exactly why I don't play with these.
And then you text me and said what?
What is it?
Oh, my Lord.
How y'all doing, man?
I'm in a good mood.
Same.
Great mood.
Nothing can bring me down.
I'm happy to see y'all.
Y'all look great.
Y'all smell great. I'm happy to be y'all. Y'all look great. Y'all smell great.
I'm happy to be here.
Beautiful outside.
It's gorgeous.
Perfect.
Oh, man.
Allergies whooping my ass, but I'm here.
But you got breath in your lungs.
You look good, man.
Depends how bad the allergies are.
It might be a couple months.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's nice outside.
Not as much breath.
You going on vacay?
No.
Family.
We're going downtown. Everybody out? Yeah, everybody's good. Yeah, on vacay? No, family. We're going downtown.
Everybody all right?
Yeah, everybody's good.
Yeah, I forgot to tell him, though.
Yeah, just do whatever you want.
No, no, I forgot to tell you.
I realized that I'm like, no.
My wife was talking to me about it.
I said, yo, I didn't tell Joe, and he sent me $1,000 in 18.
It looked crazy.
That looked a little nuts.
I ain't going to hold you. It looked crazy. That looked nuts nuts I ain't gonna hold you
It looked crazy
That looked nuts
You my man though
I wasn't planning on
You know but
I'm happy to see everybody
I'm happy to come to work
With you guys
I'm happy too
This guy man
I love y'all
I got a story to tell y'all man
But I'm gonna save it man
Crazy day
Really?
Saw the girl that burnt me
In 04
Saw her at my
At my daughter's prom.
Her daughter.
I was tight.
Wait.
I saw the girl that burnt me.
I was conflicted.
What went through your mind?
Three things.
You was going to ramble at the...
Am I going to be disrespectful to her?
Am I going to be disrespectful to her in front of her daughter?
The pussy was good.
And my wife and my daughter's dead.
How do I react?
How do you react?
You don't.
Yeah, what are you talking about?
What are you doing?
You don't.
You don't do nothing.
20 years ago.
You sit with it in your head.
Never.
What?
She was right there.
And I ain't going to lie.
She still look all right?
She was looking all right, right?
She was looking all right.
Of course she was.
She was looking all right.
She don't look better than my wife.
But I'm like, I started to reminisce.
There was a point.
I wanted it because there was some water balloons there.
I wanted to throw a water balloon in her head.
You can't do that.
Life is not a skit.
It's not about that.
A lot of the school.
Maybe it is.
JR went to that school that my daughter goes to.
And I ran on stage when JR graduated and they banned me.
Like, no parents was to go up there. I ran on stage. Did you body slam somebody? No, I just ran on stage when JR graduated and they banned me. Like, no parents was to go up there.
I ran on stage
so when they see me.
Did you body slam somebody?
No,
I just ran up straight
to hug JR.
Oh.
They banned you from that?
Yeah,
I took my shirt off.
So,
it was on Instagram.
You just don't know
how to be civilized anywhere.
No,
but I wanted for him
to have a long,
a long,
long memory about this.
I want him to remember it forever.
Yeah, but he might have.
No, no, that's not what you wanted.
You hijacked his memory.
So I was clouting up?
Yeah, you hijacked his memory.
I had clout.
You made his memory about you?
But anyway, yesterday, I saw her.
My wife was there.
I'm like, I tried to play it off.
I was tight, but I was acting tight.
I really felt like she burnt me, but her shit was all right.
And I flipped the condom inside out.
That's how I got burnt.
You burnt yourself.
Yeah, I burnt myself.
That's what I was about to ask you.
You can't get mad at her.
I was thirsty.
I was horny.
You flipped the condom inside out?
Yeah, on some old school Ted DiBiase shit.
Hold on one second.
Is that a thing?
No.
No.
It shouldn't be.
I've heard of it before, but it shouldn't be.
But how do I get burnt from that?
I don't know.
Because it was in there, and now it's on you.
It was in there, and now it's on you.
What do you mean?
I'm still trying to get used to this cock ring.
What the fuck are you talking about?
It's not a reusable bag.
And guess what?
She had the nerve to say hello.
Of course she did.
She might not even know she was.
She might not even know.
Did she know she hurt you?
She knows because I caught her and I threw her with a bat years ago.
She said hello, and guess what she said? Alleg you? She knows because I caught her and I threatened her with a bat years ago. She said hello.
And guess what she said?
Allegedly.
No, no facts.
No alleging.
She said,
I saw you on the podcast.
I was like,
bitch, what am I going to say now?
And my wife is going to hear this now
because I didn't tell her.
But she's going to hear this
because she's watching.
She's keeping the clock on me.
And yeah.
I saw the girl that burnt me in 2004.
And she still looked all right.
And she looked good.
And my mind went other places.
Them niggas be out there hitting the joints with herpes in the hood.
True.
They do.
They do.
Facts.
They do.
Knowingly.
Yes.
That be the shorty with the fat fat.
That shit is right.
Niggas don't give a fuck.
They don't.
They really don't.
I know a lot of niggas who bypassed the hurt.
Like you know she got it.
You know, yes.
You know she got the hurt.
We used to have a joke because the dude would usually start acting a little weird afterwards.
And so sometimes someone would start acting weird for whatever reason.
We'd be like, oh, he got the hurt. This was Nick's thing. You reason we'd be like oh he got the herpes.
Ice making her face. Your favorite rapper's got herpes.
I don't care what the niggas doing.
Don't make no face.
That shit is crazy.
This one nigga say she didn't have an outbreak.
Yeah.
That's the lie she didn't have.
Yo you nasty.
She didn't have an outbreak. I mean I heard it.
She didn't have an outbreak. That me. I just, I heard it. She didn't have an outbreak.
I've heard it too.
That nigga's going in the room.
Then you can't even tell nobody because that's exposing somebody medical business.
You can't go to your friend like, oh.
Yeah, but back in the day, we didn't care about that.
Wasn't no hippo then.
We exposed medical business all day.
Wasn't no hippo in the hood.
We were uncivilized human beings.
All right, well, I'm glad everyone's feeling great.
I feel better.
I am a guest.
I want to start this episode by sending our love and warmth to DC Young Fly, his entire family.
Yes, true indeed.
I'm going to ask God to cloak them in just love and whatever you might need when you're going through such a
trying time. I can't imagine it.
I want to say rest in
peace to the mother of his
children, Miss Jackie O.
And yeah.
Rest in peace.
I want to start with that.
We can talk more about it a little later, but
I did want to start
with that. Now. We can talk more about it a little later, but I did want to start with that.
Okay.
Now.
Got some inspiration for us?
Y'all swear.
Stupid ass fans.
I played Inspiration.
They slammed the reverse card down.
That shit about him.
He need to listen to that shit.
I hate. I shit. I hate you.
I hate you.
I hate you.
I swear.
I'm in a great mood.
That's funny, son.
Why you laugh is hard, yo.
Because he was thinking it too.
I don't even know what he's talking about.
Look, yeah, I bet you know.
Oh, man.
That was him in a burner paint. Yeah, I was thinking know. Oh, man. That was him in a burger page.
Yo, this nigga's in so soon.
He's lighting my ass.
Oh, you got the nerve to play something.
Talking about that's for his, nigga.
That's for you.
That's for me?
You playing something for me?
When you wasn't here, I was talking about your back.
Oh, man.
He's being phony.
He's being phony all over again.
But I don't say nothing behind your back.
I won't say anything.
That's true. I'd rather not say it to you. That's what all the phony niggas say. Go ahead, man. No, that's not true. We be phony. All of us. But I don't say nothing behind your back. I won't say anything. That's true.
I'd rather not say it to you.
That's what all the phony niggas say.
Go ahead, man.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
We in the era of passive aggressive.
That's true.
We in the era of passive aggressive.
You talking as a mature man.
That's not what's going on out here.
The internet.
The internet.
Passive aggressive just flourish.
Yeah.
It's a fact.
They did.
That's why I cherish now when the niggas let
you know who don't like you don't fuck her thanks it's so tough to tell nowadays respectable yeah
be direct with me all right start with my man he wants to be an entrepreneur you don't rap you're
not in entertainment you're not in sports people will run towards being an entrepreneur i hear it
all the time they have no idea i when I went to an event last night.
I wanted to leave immediately because it reminded me
of I would fly to a room, five hours,
not know anybody in the room,
and hopefully meet one person.
Always. I mean, hopefully, leaving my family,
flying five hours, staying in whatever accommodations
I could find would lead me to one meeting,
one person that would lead me to a follow-up.
And that's how I started my career.
That's the ugly truth.
People ask me, what's the secret?
I don't sleep much, and I don't see my family much.
That's the secret. You like that?
Because you can do that, too.
Real shit, though.
-♪
-♪ Microphone check, one, two, one, two
Shout out to the beautiful ladies out there
Probably was again
I've been in a strip club, but my spirit is round number
Drop it to the blow, make that ass clout
Round of applause, baby, make that ass clout
Drop it to the floor, make that ass clout
Let me see you bust it, bust it, bust it
Bust it, bust it, bust it
Baby, drop it to the floor and bust it
Bust it, bust it, bust it
Bust it, bust it, bust it Drop it, Bust it, bust it, bust it, bust it
Bounce that ass, shake that ass like the twerk team
Hear a long ass fat shouting me That girl look like Halle Berry when I'm on
the mean When I hit the scene, girls yelling I'm a
Microphone check I come alive when it's nice out. It's sundress season out there
Big male big male big male
Ladies out there putting the aqua forest shit on they fuckin' niggas I fuckin' beat me on your channel, damn
I go hard in the motherfuckin' bank, nigga
Let you snag it, nigga, what the fuck you thinkin', nigga?
I won't die for this shit, but what the fuck I say?
Front yard broad day with the ass-gay
See Gucci, that's my motherfuckin' nigga
I hang in the jail with them hit squad killers
Waka Faka, flyin' on the hot ass nigga One of the best hoes, but they on his body, nigga
Waka Faka, got a man, bitch, got a mistress A couple of girlfriends, I'm so fucking rich
Keep my dick hard, they just smoke it I'ma get little spree shoutin', no jokin'
I'ma die for this shoutin', man, I swear to God
In a truck, I'ma kill it
Where you at, where you at?
Keep this shit 300, put that shit on my hood
Crips walkin' with me, G in the vice lord
S.A.C.s in the middle, freestyle off the door
The race squad walkin' blockin', playin' this park at home
I go hard in the motherfuckin' bank, nigga
Then you stankin', nigga, what the fuck you thinkin', nigga?
I won't die for this shit or what the fuck I said
Front yard broad day Or what the fuck I said Front yard broad day
What's up?
Listen to me track, bitch
It's a car pound classic
It's an everywhere classic
Yeah, but the car pound
It's an everywhere classic
It's pool party season, let's go Yeah, but the car everywhere glasses. I'll be in the couch
They open the pools up in Jersey big Jersey, no me niggas got backyards watch this driver Yes, sir In your jeans Can't walk like me Can't walk so skinny
Don't know if she don't care
Don't know if she walk, she get in stairs
Got skin on her tongue
My baby, my baby, my baby
Don't know if she don't care
Don't know if she don't care
Don't know if she don't care
Don't know if she don't care
Don't know if she don't care
Don't know if she don't care
Don't know if she don't care
Don't know if she don't care Don't know if she don't care Don't know if she don't care Don't know if she don't care Don't know if she don't care You know I'm moving soon That's your favorite line. Oh, because my girl, nigga. That nigga dumped you, huh?
You know I'm moving soon.
We got to go to dinner.
You know I'm moving to Texas.
Dude, you such a bird, yo.
You a bird.
Yeah, right.
Hey! Turn up, turn up, turn up. My nigga Parks left the jeans shorts at home My nigga Parks got the bins
And left the camouflage shorts at home
Who are they playing with?
He smoked his verse.
I can't cut Waleo.
Parks.
Can't do that shit no more, man.
Parks.
Big shorts is over.
You bought a Benz and you acting bad.
Act bad, act bad, act bad.
Bad and bougie.
We here. What's up, man? I act bad. Bad and bougie.
We here.
What's up, man?
I can't wear big shorts.
No, but what happened?
No, come on.
I looked at big shorts in the mirror and said, this looks crazy.
What are you going to say to showbiz?
What are you going to say to Premiere?
Huh?
Huh?
Come on.
How are you going to look these guys in the face?
What are you going to say to Mary J?
Check out my thighs.
So no more dirty, camouflaged shorts.
I mean, sometimes.
It's not, you know what I mean?
Nah, not out the bins.
Not with the bins?
Tell the truth.
Come here and tell the truth.
It's the bins.
You tried to get it off in that new bins, and you felt stupid with them camouflaged shorts getting out that car.
I think I bought the shorts before the bins, but it's all tied together.
Yeah, what's that material? You know what it is. You know what that is. I think I bought the shorts before the Benz, but it's all tied together. Yeah, what's that material?
You know what it is.
You know what that is.
Act bad, act bad, act bad.
Microphone check One, two, what is this?
Rip Parks out the plastic
Bitchy acting brand new
Bitches say they running shit
They really ran through, huh?
I'll say this though
I can't listen to no not expensive
Sound of shit in the bins
That has changed, for sure.
You should got to sound a little bit nice.
You can use the EQ.
I'm not doing that all the time.
A lot of the music, no, but there's some of them that I
like that shit sound nice.
All right.
And then there's some that's just not going to get play.
Got it.
Got it.
I wasn't trying to.
Not in the Benz.
Yeah. I understand
yeah
I'll spend that 500
before I ever trap you
somebody gotta text Lotto
ain't 500 no more
I don't know what
Lotto
clearly Lotto
has not been
over there
to the spot
with the girl
in front
with the sign
saying
keep it baby
keep it don't do it it's me I can't With the girl in front with the sign saying keep your baby
The next day with somebody I heard
Then the next day was somebody different on the shift. It was a dude talking about dog.
I'm like, oh shit, they got a crew.
Bunch of them niggas.
Nah, they deep.
They rotate.
They deep.
Oh man, this guy's an idiot.
You walk in the spot, shit.
They and they are all ages, boys.
They and they getting hung.
All right.
That shit like a block party, nigga.
Yo.
You see all the old work in there.
You talking about the graduation. Oh, shit. What you doing? You see all the old work in there. You talking about the graduation.
Oh, shit.
You see, he right.
He right.
All right, chill.
Oh, man.
First of all, welcome.
Welcome, everyone.
I'm in a really, really, really great mood.
Happy to see everybody.
Oh, shit.
Blessed to be here.
Welcome to episode 632.
Two.
632.
632 of the Joe Budden podcast.
I am your humble
I'm humble still a little bit.
I gotta change the intro.
I gotta fix these adjectives.
Thought about that in the shower too.
All this shit is wrong.
That's horrible.
Whatever you're saying.
Yo, what's up?
Yo, what's up?
I gotta be me. Horrible. What I be saying? Yo, what's up? Yo, what's up? What's up? Let me not even.
I gotta be me.
What's up, man?
Welcome to episode 631 of the Joe Budden podcast.
632 of the Joe Budden podcast.
I am your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly or lowly favorite host, Joe Budden,
here with a few really amazing people, the beautiful, intelligent, and accountable Melissa Ford is here.
How you doing?
I'm good.
Good, good to see you.
You look amazing.
Thank you.
Flip, we have the amazing Queens Flip who has a flight to catch because he's getting
entirely too much money out there.
No, no, no.
But it's fine, it's fine.
Clap it up for getting money.
And saying fuck a work day.
First class?
I got somewhere to be.
First class? I got somewhere to be.
First class?
I was going to ask.
I don't want to discuss that on air.
Oh!
Act bad, act bad, act bad.
No, it is.
It is.
Now I can tell.
Yeah, I can tell.
Stop.
We got big library, big issues in the building.
Welcome back again.
Welcome back again, right?
29-year-old, this shit is building a day.
It's usually when his knuckles is ashy, he look younger, bro.
Knuckles, you know, shit like that.
It's the shit with him.
Hey, yo, what's wrong with you, dog?
Nah, we be peeping.
This nigga's an idiot, bro.
This nigga's a fool.
Yeah, when he shaved down his eyebrows, he's really trying to get saucy.
Oh, you don't do that?
Just say it.
Don't let me lie.
All you got to do is say it.
Don't let you lie?
Yeah, don't let me lie.
I'm done lying.
I think I found the origin of Ish's Nas hate the other day, too, by the way.
Oh, I love to hear it.
I know it was at the origin of all of his hate, but cool.
Nah, he let Kobe have it on one of the records on Streets Disciple.
Did he? Yeah, he let him have it. I never heard it. Yeah, he let Kobe have it on one of the records on Streets Disciple. Did he?
Yeah, he let him have it.
I never heard it.
How about that?
How about that?
I was way before that.
Yeah, man.
Nigga clapped it up for himself.
How you clap it up for not hearing a great album?
This guy is great.
Streets Disciple.
Oh, man.
We got Ice, Big Freeze in the building.
Parks is here.
Poe is here.
Erickson, Ian, Key. Everybody's here, man. I think Everybody's here, man. How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling? Amazing. Feeling great. Feeling good. Amazing. How was your
weeks? Today's Friday, right? How was your week? Today's Friday, yeah. It was great.
It was great. I got a massage after work on Tuesday. Nice. That's a vibe Yeah Hold on Now
I was gonna get one
From the massage
Yeah
No no no
I know everybody
So he came to my house
Oh shit
It was a house call
Yeah
Oh shit
Hold on
You said he
Was it erotica
The erotic massage
It was dude from Instagram
No no
God no
Whoa
Listen
Them Instagram niggas.
First of all, we have to be clear.
They're not real masseuses, okay?
He massaging some shit.
No, no, no.
No, no.
That's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate.
I'm a hater.
Call me a hater, because that is not what's going on.
But yes, he came over to my house.
It was...
It makes me...
Hmm.
Huh? Whoa.
I can brand new. I think it was one of the niggas.
Somebody came.
No, somebody came.
Oh, shit.
You can't say that.
So it made me wonder.
Sipping paint niggas came.
He sipped.
And painted. Have you guys ever gotten a massage by somebody that you found wildly attractive?
Oh shit.
Oh,
I've never been that fortunate.
No,
no,
no.
Well,
I dated a massage therapist,
so yes.
Oh,
that must've been awesome.
Uh,
sort of.
Yeah.
Did you get like all the massages all the time?
I got them when I needed them,
but not,
it wasn't like,
like,
it's like asking someone to do something they do for a career
like a porn star
yeah
coming home
could be fucked
but if I needed some shit
she'd hook me up
okay got it
so have you guys
ever had a massage
from somebody
you found wildly attractive
but when did you know
that you were wildly attracted
to this person
the second he walked
through the fucking door
so you didn't know
alright but relax
yeah yeah
he's not here
he's not here
well the more she talked
the more I think it was one of them Instagram things, you know?
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
She just fanned herself, too.
I'm just asking.
You didn't know how he looked before you came.
No, he was a referral from a friend.
And I'm always very cognizant of a male masseuse, especially when coming to your house.
You know what I mean?
Like safety issues and stuff like that.
Yeah, that sounds like something to be weary of.
Yeah, so I text him.
And when I was texting him, I was like asking him very specific questions about the modalities that he uses you know like
it is you know it is the modalities what is that the modalities like um don't text me
shut up no i asked him He'll do an ad Anywhere
Sorry I forgot
Gotta go to
Why would he do an ad
For free
Anywhere
Oops
Look now you got
Parkville
I think they're close
They are
You can't even get
No money from
Models ain't closed
I think it is
All of them
They bankrupt
All of them
All the locations
Nigga that one right there
Still there
What y'all talking about
I almost went in the other day
Like yo I've been slipping
On my modell
So yeah
So I asked him about
All the modalities
And he sounded
He was very professional
And he was like
I do the Graston technique
I do cupping
I was like oh
Oh he flipped it back
Your official tissue
Got it
Okay
So he comes over.
Cup and spooning.
Huh?
Laughing, laughing, laughing.
What a good show.
I open up the door, and he's got, like, tattoos, like, down his arms.
I was like, oh, my God.
Wow, tattoos.
I mean, he was attractive.
Was he jacked?
Well, I mean, he was fully dressed, so, like, you know, you can't really see.
Oh, he didn't do the naked massage?
No.
Oh, okay.
But he had very, very, very, very strong hands.
Yo.
All right.
That's good.
I really enjoyed it.
He got it.
We can tell.
He got it.
Oh, no, he got it.
You sound like Deshauna Hopkins.
God damn it.
You sound like you might need to get investigated
Did you make this man feel uncomfortable
While he was at the workplace
No
You sound like Candy
Yeah
Oh shit
Yeah
No you know
I just talked a little bit more
Than I usually do
When I get a massage
Alright
Gonna order again
And also
You know
It's one of those situations
Where like
You know
If I'm getting a massage By a woman, I don't give a shit.
I'm in a thong.
Just whatever.
You go ahead.
I don't give a shit because it doesn't affect me whatsoever.
But when a guy massages you, that's when all your insecurities kind of come out.
I'm like, shit, I should have been doing more squats.
God damn it.
My thighs.
I'm like, no.
Was he expensive?
No, he was. For free, right? No. No, no, no. Was he expensive? No, he was so.
For free, right?
No.
No, no, a dollar.
He was an ass.
He was an ass.
Just shout me out on Instagram.
He was an ass.
Give me whatever.
Give me whatever.
Whatever you think I deserve.
Puffy and stories.
Whatever you feel it's worth.
He was so reasonably priced.
He is my new guy.
Not bad.
We knew that long before that part. He was so reasonably priced he is my new guy
Some order a freak some renter freak Strong J. Strong hand Stan. Yeah. I got you.
That's hate.
Don't hate.
That's hate. I'm congratulating Stan.
That's my man.
My tea's gone cold.
Why?
What?
Come here, man.
Oh, man.
Strong hand Stan.
Stan is that nigga.
I needed it after all the Pilates that I've been doing.
Right.
How long was the massage for?
True.
Two hours.
Two hours. That's longer than all.
My stretch appointment,
that's longer than...
I get the two hours.
You said two hours. That's nine holes
in a golf course.
It was everything.
Two hours is nice.
Because it's 90 minutes, right?
I mean, you can specify. You can do whatever you want, but I Two hours is nice. Two hours is nice. Because it's 90 minutes, right? I'll have, yeah. I mean, you can specify.
You can do whatever you want,
but I do 90 minutes.
Yeah, I do the 90 minutes.
I'm proud to jump in with what you do.
Yeah, man.
Hey, big man.
You jump right in the pool, nigga.
So now I got another question.
Y'all ever got a dude massage?
Never.
No.
Oh, yeah.
That was my follow-up. I was like, have you ever had a dude massage you? I've never had. Yes'all ever got a dude massage? Never. No. Oh, yeah. That was my follow-up.
I was like, have you ever had a dude massage you?
I've never had.
Yes.
You have?
Yes.
Yes.
Really?
It wasn't.
Mad times.
I'm sure it's good.
Mad times by mistake.
It was by mistake.
Mad times by mistake.
Shorty tried to do something.
It was some couple shit, and she didn't realize she booked a dude.
Or maybe she did, now that I think about it.
So it was two men?
Yeah.
What?
Oh, nah.
That's hilarious.
Y'all was getting freaky, freaky.
I'm too immature for this conversation.
I was like, yo, nah, wait, wait, what?
I told his story before.
I thought you preferred men, though.
What?
Stop it.
No, I'm not saying that.
Say bye.
He didn't say he was gay.
Say bye.
Yo, happy Pride Month.
Happy Pride Month.
Happy Pride Month.
I was like, whatever gun you got right now,
you can give it to me.
That's some 007 shit.
I wasn't even.
It's been a few weeks, man.
I wasn't even on that.
No, not at all.
Golden eye.
But me and him, I swore we just used about that.
I said, yo, don't put my old thought.
You did.
You said that right.
Again, you said you told the story.
I thought you said you preferred the male masseuse.
No.
You said that back and then, right?
Even if I did.
Okay.
Why would you say that?
What is wrong with Antoine?
Well, to answer you, no.
I do not prefer a guy masseuse.
But one time when my nails place was in Englewood,
you know, it'd be the older lady and her husband that owned the shit.
So she running the shop, and the dude don't know.
He come over there and start massaging your shoulders
and shit.
And that was in Englewood.
So before I could say, yo, Duke, what are you doing?
I didn't want to come off as the angry black customer
in there.
She sound good?
Nigga started getting it.
He started.
He got in that spot.
Nah, he started going a little bit.
He started getting into his shit.
Nah, for real, because I did have this little creak right here
that a woman just wasn't getting that.
And he did that shit.
We're going to get the job done.
And once he got it out, I got him on my, get off me.
Yeah.
Then that happened again in my regular nail place.
But that's my man.
That's my homie.
We've been knowing him for 20 years.
Don't do that because you know him too.
Don't do that.
I didn't say a word.
And you know that he's going around.
I know.
But you don't co-sign shit that could be in my favor.
I'm noticing that.
I didn't say a word.
I know.
But you're making faces.
YouTubers are going to see it.
But anyway, he did that shit.
But he's all right.
And then the same thing that you said happened,
where my girl books the massage at the spa downtown,
the couple's joint trying to be sexy.
She thought she ordered two women,
but then a girl and a guy shows up.
Yes.
And now I'm faced with the decision of
do I want the guy on my girl, of do I want the guy on my girl
or do I want the guy on me?
But then my girl just chose the guy.
I mean, not the girl for her.
She said, who do you want?
Do you guys have a preference?
And I don't want to be like, you know what I mean?
Yeah, I do.
Somehow that feels rude to say now.
Yo, hold up.
Hey, dog, I do have a preference.
I want shorty.
What?
They both competed, though.
You felt the same way.
She felt, I don't want the girl rubbing on my nigga.
You felt the same way.
So she beat you to the punch.
That's what it was.
I don't look at it like that.
Girls just be fly with girls.
Girls are more comfortable with girls.
True, true.
They are.
That's true.
So even if she did that, I'm not saying she didn't.
Or if she was solid, like, I don't want this nigga to think that.
You know what I'm saying?
Because them masseuse niggas
be getting a little crazy.
We just heard a story.
Yeah.
We've been hearing stories
for a few years.
Watch them niggas on Instagram.
Mm.
Mm-mm.
Yo, Instagram.
Anyway.
That's not a massage.
Anyway, so yeah.
I'm glad that you met
your new renter freak nigga.
You know what's so funny
is couples massages.
You know a guy,
it was as a first date date he brought me to a massage
parlor and got
a couples massage. I said what the
fuck. That's going too far. Like literally
like literally he was like okay he texted me an
address he was like meet me here and so I
met him there and I was just like. Why does that sound
mad fly to me?
That's thinking outside the box. Hold on
hold on. Yeah but don't they both get naked in the room together?
Thank you, I don't fucking know you.
No.
What the fuck?
You don't have to do that.
No, I've been to plenty where it don't go like that at all.
Where she goes to her locker room, you go to your locker room.
No, we talking about when you're in the room together.
No, couples massage in the room.
I am talking about couples massages.
You know the couples where they come back with the robes on.
They split them up.
I've never seen the guy and the girl be in the same room getting undressed.
I've seen that.
I've heard of that.
Y'all got to spend more money at your spa.
No, no, no, no, no.
I don't mean like, no, I don't mean changing in the same room.
I mean like the beds are right beside each other.
They massage in the same room, bro.
Well, yeah.
But I don't know this guy.
Your face is looking down at the girl.
You're not going to trick me.
Yeah, I'm fine.
In my brain, your face is down.
You can't see or hear nothing but the beautiful little elevator music in the background.
You're supposed to be smelling the aromas that's coming from underneath.
She's saying that you had to take it.
But in some rooms, the one that she went to, both of y'all have to take your clothes off in that room.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That definitely didn't happen. I just found the fact that. You to, both of y'all have to take your clothes off in that room. No, no, no, no, no, no. That definitely didn't happen.
I just found the fact that-
You took your clothes off somewhere else?
Yes, but I just found the fact
that the first date
was a couple's massage.
I would have been like,
okay, you go in your room,
I go in my room,
we get massages,
then we bounce,
we go get dinner,
and that's nice.
True, true.
Fire.
But couples,
I was like,
what the fuck is happening right now?
It's a little intense for a first date.
Yeah, a little intense.
That were a couple's.
A little presumptuous, slightly, you know.
I get it.
Yeah, yeah.
Was he rich?
It's kind of style.
Put your hand down.
God damn it.
Was he rich, Mel?
When Mel is talking, don't raise your hand ever again.
Like for the remainder of our podcast future.
Honestly, it's over for that.
He had money.
Yo.
Ish.
No, don't call him.
I want to hear from my man.
I want to hear from him.
These fucking licensed contractors, yo.
They don't listen.
They just do what they want.
Fuck the rules.
You said it was presumptuous.
A little.
You pop?
No.
Oh.
Oh, shit.
Not that night. No, oh. Oh shit. Oh shit. Wait, wait, wait. Oh shit. Not that night.
No.
Oh shit.
Why do I hear lies and lies and lies?
Oh yeah.
We ended up dating.
Worked.
Against.
Why you shitting on a nigga, man?
Against my better judgment.
Just give me a pound.
Nigga, you be knowing.
I thought I'd fuck with you.
Please can we discuss the ex.
I mean, yeah, I'm sorry.
Please can we discuss the Please Somebody
Please
Gunna drop
Gunna drop
We're gonna drop
No Gunna the artist
He dropped
New music
New single bread and butter
Cute little move you tried there, Missy.
You're doing good
at avoiding bullshit.
Almost got us.
You almost got us real.
Gunna dropped a record
called Bread and Butter.
Yeah, what are the lyrics at?
You want to read the lyrics?
Pull them up.
No, no, no.
Ice.
Oh.
He was going.
I mean, I can pull them up.
Well, listen.
I've been listening to the record.
I heard the record
the first time I heard it.
I was like, ah, nigga, not enough.
Get this the fuck out of here.
Then I hit it again.
And I was like, oh.
Yeah.
One more time.
Then I did hit it again.
And I said, oh, he's flowing.
He's still got it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
You was driving yet?
No, no, no, no, no.
Listen to it.
It's not much in the car.
I'm not going to lie.
Yeah, look.
But then I hit it again
I was like
I see where Thugger
would've went on it
I see
it start coming back to me
hey the boy
listen
I never said
the boy wasn't talented
I never said
the boy wasn't talented
I like to hear niggas
cry about their problems
I love when they go
through real shit so they can cry about it problems. I love when they go through real shit
so they can cry about it on a record.
I do.
I enjoy hearing it.
So him saying,
hey, you the bitch ass nigga,
you hanging with a rat,
and that nigga killed your man,
you still doing that?
And over here,
they trick me.
I love,
pour your heart out.
Pour your heart out.
Therapy.
You took that as,
I ain't taking this,
pouring your heart out.
You didn't?
No.
You took a cop out of the plea?
No. Not at all. Shots that cop out of the plea? Hell no
Not at all
Shots fired
Where you see plea?
I see the exact opposite of please
Like I heard the shit you niggas were saying
And I'm here now
And now I'm ready to talk to you niggas
With my chest out
No he should slow down
Why?
Whether he should or he shouldn't
He might should
But he wasn't
I'm saying he should
Because you still
He still is going to have to
Hey Tal talented guy.
And I like the song.
But his brand is still going to have to deal with whatever perception-wise is happening.
He said that.
In here, he's saying it.
Yo, I lost commas off of this already.
I know.
I'm taking losses.
But while he said that, I was looking at the video and I could visually see it.
And that's where I'm saying, hey, careful which battle you fight when.
You're saying that and I didn't even think about that aspect.
And now I'm looking at this video and you look different.
This video looks different.
This house looks different.
Me and Imani have shot a few videos that look like this.
That's different he's gonna have
to deal with that but creatively I like it hey but when you're back against the wall
fuck it true nothing I have nothing to lose that we use that I'm in a great mood I hate how we use
back against the wall he was a millionaire he is ain't shooting a ring I don't mean financially
Back Against the Wall
But that's the thing
But I'm talking about
Even if he was
Oh what he went through
That's in jeopardy
No his millions are in jeopardy now
He's telling you that
I've lost millions too
Yeah
I've lost commas
Do you think that he
Intentionally shot
I don't think anybody
Ever cares about
When people lose millions
They don't
You know who care about it
The motherfucker
That lost the millions
We care about when you making them.
Well, true.
I know, but saying it
as an empathetic line,
I don't think it hits like that.
I'm not taking it
as an empathetic line.
I'm just, I take it as,
hey, I took shots.
I lost millions.
I did this, and guess what?
I heard the shit y'all said,
and I'm, what's up?
Tell me who he's talking to.
Am I to believe
what the academics are saying?
I don't know what academics said.
I know just all, I didn't, you know,
I don't even be on the Twitter shit no more like that.
But I listened to this and I heard.
He's know all them names anyway.
I heard he was talking.
I immediately said, oh shit, he's talking to Lil Baby.
And I heard a Lil Durk jab in there too.
And another nigga.
Yeah, I heard a Lil Durk shit too.
I heard just a jab, but I thought that whole,
you in business with a rat.
Somebody play some of the record.
Play some of the record.
We doing all this talking.
It's beautiful outside.
Great time to play some music for the people.
True indeed.
Hold on a minute.
They got 1.2 million in 12 hours.
Who?
Gunna.
What?
Views.
Views.
Oh, views.
People are in tune, so you got the attention of people.
And that was the other thing.
I was interested.
Personally, I wanted to see his return, whether it would be I act like nothing happened
or am I addressing this shit head on or what?
I feel like he didn't have a choice.
Turn me up in the headphones a little bit. I like that little part of me.
This flow is crazy.
Thugger destroyed us. I'm in business with a rat And a boy that's like your brother ain't nobody speak on that This TDC clearly if I had to stay the fact You still fuck with a nigga that done got your partner How these niggas talkin' only knew him cause of schlack
You rap but need more strings, how do you put my name on wax?
You ain't even leave, I ain't have to wash my back
This nigga's really talkin' how you think we done got you
That shit fire man, it's smooth, I don't care. Yeah, shit is tough.
It's smooth.
Very good record.
That's tough.
That guy don't sound like he got a hit coming.
Sound like he's sad?
That guy don't sound like he chasing a hit.
Yeah.
I was about to say, does he need a hit?
I mean, yes, but.
Yes.
Yes, but.
Yes to both of y'all.
I don't know.
Don't y'all try to backpack me out.
Yes.
I'm not at all.
My answer is a definitive yes.
Why does he need a hit, Joe?
I agree with you.
I agree with that.
Because you need a hit to silence the bullshit.
As long as you in the middle.
That is true.
He need a hit for a lot of reasons.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The hits do silence the bullshit.
Absolutely.
That's a fact.
That's who he has always been.
Bullshit.
Absolutely.
That's a fact.
That's who he has always been.
He's always been a hit maker, hit driven, radio playlist phenom.
That's what he's been.
So, yeah, you could try to do all of this cool.
When we broke, we can get introspective.
And we could put out a mixtape of these.
But is that going to get him where he needs to be?
I don't see that.
And with his label going through what they're going through,
paying for loyalty, I just see something has to bring back income. I actually think that the introspective shit could really work for him
for a brief period of time.
For now, yes.
Eventually maybe get back to the hits.
Especially now, yeah.
I think if he gave you an album or mixtape of him talking about
all the shit he's been going through and shit like that,
I feel like that would actually play really well for him.
Do you think a hit may be hard to come by at this point?
Y'all talking about creatively.
I'm speaking on the business side, I guess.
I get it.
Do you think a hit may be hard to come by at this point?
It sounds like it.
It sounds like it to me.
To me, it sounds like it.
Based off of this record?
And the video.
This record sounds like,
Men At Large, I'm So Alone
Damn that's an old nigga reference
This record
Sounds like
I Am Alone
I didn't think the video
Was that bad
Yeah I'm looking at it now
It's not bad
I saw it
It's not bad
But there's nothing in there
That says my label
Was participating in this
But I don't think
I think this record
Is supposed to look
And sound like that
Yeah yeah yeah
This ain't for the
This ain't all of that Dog if you on this record I hear y'all if you're on this record and you dissing the
biggest rappers in the world you are being alienated and it's going to be tough to come up
with a hit i'm consistent in that point yes i'm agreeing but can't you just just like when a rapper
do they uh they first day out freestyle or something like that right that ain't necessarily
a hit i'm chasing or doing this is just me letting you know I'm back.
I heard what was going on.
I'm not responding
to none of that stuff.
That's great.
The label don't give a fuck
about your first day out freestyle.
I don't think the label
give a fuck about this.
Oh, so we agree.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, didn't,
but T, wait, hold on.
First day out raps,
dude, T Grizzly did one, right?
Yes.
And that shit went.
So we can't say the label.
Yeah, but he wasn't.
That's what actually propelled him.
That's what I'm saying.
So we can't shit on First Day Out.
No, we're not shitting on First Day Out.
If you are in a major label recording contract,
at some point, you have to move a piece on the chessboard
that gets the attention of your label.
True.
Cool.
And I think that this is him moving his night
to let everybody know I'm back on the board.
This is not a bad opening song from just going through what he went through.
We agree.
You get what I'm saying?
Joe not into the street politics anyway.
Joe want to hear music, slaps.
Come up with a slap.
Well, I am a musicality guy, but he's in pocket, yo.
He's in great pocket here so i love this but to flourish i'm just
trying to see the progression of don't stay here you're saying don't stay here i don't think he can
i don't think he would i just don't think he can i honestly don't think he would i think this is
just addressing that shit i i take this step further i think if dirt don't do that academics
record this don't come out as soon i mean that
academics uh interview where he actually spoke no one spoke publicly on his name i think he's been
holding these thoughts for a minute once that happens now the ball is rolling remember i told
y'all when he came out and said it okay now we see somebody actually saying something about it not
just little murmurs or this person unfollowed that somebody stepped out and said something
now the ball's in your court. Now address something.
He's had these thoughts probably for a minute,
but all right, now my hand is being played.
I got to say something.
I disagree.
I think people have been saying his name.
I'm talking about publicly.
Publicly on the gram.
No, I think that Dirk has just been
probably the biggest artist
and on the biggest platform
at his big moment
to say his name.
Yeah.
So that would be
who would pull the card.
But they ain't quiet
about saying that nigga name.
Every week somebody
got his name in their mouth.
You know who I'm talking about.
I'm talking about
Boosie on the radio now
doing it.
Yeah, but that's not.
That's not this.
That's not Dirk.
Exactly.
Wayne, when you
respect,
all respect do.
Oh, hold up.
Hold up.
Hold up.
No, it's not Dirk.
So don't ever think I'm arguing.
Having someone in your same age bracket and same...
Still Boosie.
Still Boosie.
All that shit.
It's different than having an older gentleman.
There's a street nigga lineage that needs to be acknowledged.
You don't think Boosie has an influence on today's younger society?
He's not the hottest, one of the hottest niggas in urban music that comes from that same street.
He's one of the hottest niggas you step on his side of town.
True.
Listen, I'm not disrespecting you.
But he ain't dirt.
We ain't fighting.
He ain't dirt.
He's not dirt.
He's not dirt.
That's all I'm saying.
That guy.
I don't think they treating Gunna name like it's taboo.
They treating that shit like steakums.
Putting that shit in the pan, don't
know how the fuck they feel like it.
Listen.
What I tell you this, though, what I was happy about is I was happy about,
finally, as somebody that I appreciate their musicality that is in this situation.
Like, everybody else could be ratting, and they got to come and address this shit.
I don't care.
Niggas is whack.
I don't care if you're ratting, not ratting, whatever.
This guy actually got some talent.
And I was interested.
When the record dropped, I ran to see
how it was released.
It is why I saw 300.
I just wanted to see what I was wearing.
I just wanted to see.
Just wanted to see.
He told me he got to get back some way.
We ain't relinquishing no paperwork.
You go fight your public
perception. When you get it right,
we'll be right here.
85%.
I went to check. I went to check too.
I knew it was there though. I know. I just
wanted to see. I was curious too. Exactly.
I probably looked before I hit play actually.
His Drake record was out less than 18 months ago.
We ain't hype.
No label is hyping your ass up and building you up to just relinquish you for someone
else to reap the fruit to their hard work.
Hell no.
You're going to sit right here.
That makes sense.
Shout out to him, though.
Shout out to him.
More new music.
More new music, right?
Cardi and Lotto?
Cardi and Lotto. Rip me out the plastic, bitch. I him. More new music, more new music, right? Cardi and Lotto? Cardi and Lotto.
Rip me out the plastic, bitch, I'm acting brand new.
Bitches think they running shit they really ran through.
I was worried for a second for my girl Cardi on this one.
Why?
Why?
She don't really play on the features.
And certain beats you can hear.
Yo, you can hear.
When he heard the beat, he was like,
I ain't even heard Cardi yet already, no.
He told me as soon as he heard it.
She don't play.
I'm not debating with y'all on this topic.
Okay.
Okay.
I'm just telling y'all, I was a little worried at first.
Can you say why, please?
Cardi don't play on the features.
I agree with y'all.
Actually, I'll take it a step further.
Cardi has obliterated anybody that has been on a song with her on the feature
I don't care if it's
y'all song
she takes that song
from y'all
for like 8 years
yeah for mad long
for mad long
it's actually pretty impressive
so now Lido now
friend of the show
she A too
takes pride
in rapper girl shit
she does
she
and I'm sure
and she's internet in tune so she know that Cardi been tearing all these bitches up rapper girl shit. She does. She, and I'm sure,
and she's internet in tune,
so she know that Cardi been tearing all these bitches up.
And everything Lado say,
now,
after that Mariah shit,
much like Cardi,
is meme.
Yeah, yeah.
It's virality.
All of that, yeah.
It's out of here.
The girls picked that shit up immediately.
So now,
this was a test for me And that beat
Lotto smoked it
Shout out to Lotto
And I think Cardi smoked it
I do not think Cardi smoked it
To the degree that
She has smoked all the rest of the group
So you don't think she left Lotto
On the record
She didn't leave Lotto
She didn't leave him
They both showed up
They both showed up
They both showed up
Both showed up And I like this little Somebody They both showed up. Both showed up.
And I like this little, somebody play this shit.
I like this.
I like this.
I like this little Detroit flow shit.
This offbeat before the pocket, offbeat but on beat.
That's the only way I can describe it.
I like it.
It makes no sense, but I like it.
Put a ribbon on me.
I been told.
Put a ribbon on me.
Let's go.
If you don't, what's happening?
Put a ribbon on me, I been acting brand new.
I ain't smoking on no Zalu, bitch, I'm smoking on you.
Put your bestie in a pack and now I'm smoking her too.
I been ballin' so them hookers went to LSU.
Got so many chains on, I can't even see my throat.
These hoes don't do enough, that's why I always do the most
Gross niggas give the big, rich niggas sponsor goals
Only thing a nigga get from me for free is free to post
Let me pop it off, pour me to the biggest slug
Baby girl, come pop it off
She said she don't like me cause she love me, duh, knock it off
That bitch made some pages just to sub me, but I block them all
All these hoes is mad Got her lurking on my page before she feed her kids I don't know. So put it on the floor Just like they career What they got on me Bodies in a couple years
I done done it all
I done done it all
Lado, I like Lado
I do, but I just
I don't know
I like her though
I think she's dope
That was a great Cardi verse
But I do not think it's
Fake bitch, that's why my friend
Fucked on your nigga
Both you bitches pussy.
I think y'all should sit down.
Nah, stop playing with her.
It's fine.
Don't play with her.
All of those little songs, K-Flock,
or every last one of them, she tear them songs apart.
Shout out to Cardi, man.
Do you think it's because-
Also friend of the show.
Do you think because Lado can rap?
Yeah, that's part of it.
No, so like, what I'm saying, like,
when she body the other shit, some of them niggas be,
if it's drill shit,
we, you know,
our ears is not really...
Lado can rap,
but with the girlies,
for me,
as important as rapping may be,
it'd be a battle of brands.
Okay.
It's a brand battle.
And I think Cardi's business
is just ironclad.
Like, from the writers
to the beat pickers, the beat makers.
And I'm not I'm not trying to shit on her involvement because she that's big.
But like I really went down memory lane of female rappers like Foxy Brown is 16, 17 years old on Touch Me, Tease Me.
Eve is literally 1920.
Eve is literally 1920
what
like
Lil' Kim was a
I mean so
so yeah so
Lado, Cardi
you know I don't remember what I was saying but
I'm into it
you be highlighting the women in the rap
which is good you highlight them
you put them to the forefront I love that about it I feel like it's You be highlighting the women in the rap, which is good. You highlight them. You put it to the forefront.
I love that about it.
I feel like it's kind of hard not to.
I mean, we can be misogynistic sometimes, but I like when Joe highlight it.
Because a week before they started throwing shots at each other, Joe was like, man, we're
the B-Fab.
What are we doing?
Ladies, stop being too friendly on the record.
Next week, bong, bong, bong, bong.
They tweeting each other.
And oddly enough, I fuck with most of the girlies. I know. You one of them. I fuck with most of the. Bang. Bang, bang, bang. They tweaking each other. And oddly enough,
I fuck with most of the girlies.
I know.
You one of them.
I fuck with most of the girlies.
Oh, shit.
It ain't about probably that was offensive,
hurtful,
condescending.
My feelings were.
Ice, what's up?
Ice, what's up?
I'm being extra vulnerable.
Potentially a little homophobic
and prideful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know what he's on,
but I mean,
I love him regardless.
He's just wearing
rainbow colors on his shirt, so you know what I mean? Represent. I don't know what he's on, but I mean, I love him regardless. He's just wearing rainbow colors on his shirt, you know what I mean?
Represent.
That's a fact.
Salute.
Salute.
See what these Benzes do, y'all?
Shout out to the ladies.
Shout out to the ladies.
Play Lotto verse.
Fuck out of here.
Lotto high.
Oh, look at your man.
Yeah, play Lotto verse.
Don't play. What the fuck we talking about? You're right. You're fucking right. Lotto high. Oh, look at your man. Yeah, play Lotto verse. Don't play.
What the fuck we talking about?
You're right.
You're fucking right.
Two ladies that have been on this show.
Let me hear my girl.
She's talking.
I ain't really doing it. Let me pop off, lit a club, sloppy drunk, come home and get my rocks off Herbie's from the south, he tryna see me, now he's top top
Told them bitches, meet me at the top, they ain't got love
I'm gon' go like Griggs, she thought I would kiss her ass, she must ain't took a mess
Shit around my neck, it cost her arm and leg
Swear that niggas set for life, I let them get me preg
I done done it all, feel like shot it low
Laughed her to the pain, but shit is not a joke
Say she got a problem, imaginary smoke
Bitches set us up, then put it on the floor
I done done it all, feel like shot it low
Laughed her to the pain
What style of rapping is this?
What type of, you said it's Detroit?
What type, like did she create that style? Like what type of style of rapping is that? No type of... You said it's Detroit? It is Detroit this year. What type...
Like, did she create that style?
Like, what type of style of rapping is that?
No, she didn't create that style.
Neither one of them created it.
I'm just saying,
what type of style is that, though, Joe?
Because you know all this.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know.
I don't know if there's a definition for it,
but to me, it reminds me of Detroit shit,
where the...
Detroit.
The beat is negotiable.
Okay, got it, got it.
It's not necessarily rapping on beat.
It's not off beat, but it's not.
Now that we say that, it 100% is Detroit, yo.
You think so?
Yeah, it is Detroit.
It is Detroit.
But I could say that definitively now,
because even in lineage, right,
they rapping like Royce.
Royce here to beat,
find a pocket that you're really not supposed to
wrap in
or just that the
normal person
wouldn't wrap in
and they just
wrap in it
they just do it
with the new Detroit
shit with the offbeat
before the
I don't know
what they doing
I couldn't do it
one in the three
rather than
two in the four
my OCD would kick in
and be like
so it's not
one two three
one time Eminem
called me in to say you hear this you are off beat
i'm going to you hear me moving you it was a frow was it frowning whatever it was i was tight
i was tight about that yeah because i'm with wherever i am is where i want to be yeah by feel
don't come and be technician man hey you need to land on the one,
so it's on the one.
Now you make me sound like AI.
You make me sound like a robot.
That's cool for you,
but put me off beat a little bit.
I come from the ho.
I mean, ho ain't on the...
Some of the swag is in the audience.
Yeah, don't come M me out.
Yeah, man.
I'm such a child.
And it was the part where you and
Quick were going
back and forth
so it made sense
to kind of come late
to let the bar
before breathe
I don't know why
he fucking
oh
fuck
anyway
anyway
yeah
to answer you
I'm standing in
that's Detroit
it is
it's definitely
oh shit
as a person who listens
to a lot of Detroit rap
it's Detroit
that's what it is.
And shout out to Detroit, man.
Love them.
I love Detroit.
Always.
What up, dog?
Shout out to Calico.
I'm sure we sell out so fast in Detroit.
It's bad.
They show up out there.
Had a lot of fun in Detroit over the years.
Spent a lot of time in Detroit over the years.
That casino over there.
Uh-huh.
I stayed in that casino a couple times.
Yeah, good times.
Good times in there.
24-hour room service.
Uh-huh.
Shout out to Detroit. Lit down there.
Detroit girls.
I didn't even.
What?
Detroit girls is blunt.
Dude, like, yo, you want me to suck your dick tonight?
You ain't even.
Like, bro, me?
Well, I thought you mentioned it.
Well, actually, yes.
My dick, yeah. Yo, you want to fuck me and my friend tomorrow?
No, but...
Pin in that?
All right.
I said, can we put a pin in that?
Yeah, word.
Get back to that.
Stupid, yo.
Shout out to Detroit.
Shout out to Detroit.
And the Buffs.
True. And the who? The Buffs. The Buffs Detroit. Shout out to Detroit. And the Buffs. True.
And the who?
The Buffs.
The Buffs.
Got it.
Got it.
Sometimes you have to bring your own work to Detroit.
There wasn't enough to do.
You got to bring something that got a week to just get pounded.
Anyway.
Any more music?
Yeah.
Oh, go ahead.
I was going to say, did he single Act Bad with City Girls and Fabulous?
He's being accused of stealing that song.
Did you guys hear that?
Yeah, we don't talk about bad Diddy news.
I'm joking.
Diddy's a frequent listener and has Joe's number on speed dial.
Call Joe.
Stop.
Let's not put that.
He don't call me.
He don't call me about shit like this.
He's actually expressed to me that,
you know, please always be honest.
If you feel like it's fucked Diddy
or I did some sucky shit,
please go on there and say it.
He's one of the only niggas
that have hit me to say that.
Shout out to Diddy.
Okay, so.
Shout out to Diddy.
I want to shout out to him.
Okay.
Now, I ain't dumb.
I was waiting to hear the rest of that.
No, I'm not.
I know it was a comment.
I thought it was a comma.
I ain't boo-boo the fool, but I appreciate the gesture.
Nice message.
And these dudes just be doing shit to let you know that they listening, what you say.
I'll tell you about seven niggas pressed me by ice.
Ice is the man, yo.
Guys, girls, this guy's polarizing.
All right, what else we got?
What else we got?
Niggas just skip past it. What was he talking about? He skipped the shit out of that. Out, what else we got? What's he talking about?
He skipped the shit out of that.
The single, Act Bad.
Oh, Act Bad.
Hey, Swinderella, that's puff shit now.
Hey, my nigga, that was fire.
How did you do that?
You made it on ice and it went...
What else it dropped? Go ahead, on ice and it went to another subject. That's smooth, bro.
Now what else is dropped?
Go ahead.
Come on.
But this is my point.
Look at what we talk about.
You're going to do it again.
Tell me who
Swinderella is.
Anybody.
Person that made that bag.
With all due respect,
I have no idea.
All right,
so go ahead.
Break the story.
But we do know now.
All right, so tell us the story. Y'all know who Puff is, right? so go ahead, break the story. But we do know now. All right, so tell us the story.
Y'all know who Puff is, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, Swinderella is saying that-
What's the 411?
Yeah, Swinderella is saying that she-
Anytime, any peaches and cream, huh?
Yeah, I mean-
Dance with me.
Yeah.
Total can't you see?
We all do this.
Maze feels so good.
24 hours to live, G-Depth, huh?
Sean John.
Special delivery.
Let's get it.
Give it the whole discography right now.
Fun Flavin', yeah, yeah.
Both of them.
Remixed it.
Seriously, remember that?
The whole thing.
Winderella, we don't know.
But the songs do sound a little similar.
I got the little snippets here.
And she's saying that she dropped that two years before.
Duh.
Hello?
That's why we were able to take it.
Are you acting bad or what?
She from Queens.
You know what?
I'm gonna need all my bitches to act the fuck up on this one.
Yeah.
Act bad.
Act bad.
Act bad.
Oh, I'm definitely jacking this one out here.
We started, nigga. Act bad, act bad, act bad, ayy
Put that pussy on the tab, put that pussy on the tab
Hey turn this up
This is Puff, just give the back and forth
Bad, bad, bad
Fuck that
Give me a shot of Delio
Go back to when they walkin' in the club
I figure Puff could get a hard to beat than Swinderella if I'm Puff
And if I'm puffed.
And if I'm fucking Carisha, who has the ear of the young girls,
I could probably replace.
I could probably put my voice on the hook.
That'd sound better.
And let me get my girl do it.
And let me switch it.
I'm not jacking that.
I'm not jacking that. That phrase is too common.
The hook is only act bad.
That's why this is funny to me.
It's not like there's a flow, a specific flow.
They just said act bad, act bad, act bad, act bad.
That's not jacking a song.
You know what get me about these situations?
You forgot when...
Oh, hold on.
Go ahead.
What song before was similar to Puff's song or Puff was similar?
I got to gotta remember but I
remember there was a situation behind it.
Similarities of a
song. I'm not saying Puff's incapable of jacking something
but to me that is
it's two words that are a very common
phrase.
Everyone says that shit. You know what get me in these
situations? You posted it on
Instagram. What the fuck can we do?
You know what Marvin Gaye family do when they feel like somebody stole the fuck can we do you know what marvin gay family
do when they feel like somebody stole their shit sue you know marvin gay family got that shorty
might not have money to sue okay so what are we gonna do on instagram again back to this what are
we supposed to do hey puff you fucked up pay her we can't help you that's all i'm saying. We can't help you. It's going to sound bad, but one of the signs of success in the music industry is people
stealing or borrowing from you.
Don't want to hear that shit when they ain't getting no money from you.
I understand that, but you need people that have traveled the journey to look back and
say, yo, they stole from all of us.
There's not one of us here
that didn't get a song.
Not here, but you know what I'm saying.
To get a song, a hook,
nigga hum some shit on the
tour bus.
Some branding
shit. This game is built
on stealing. Art in
general, in the course of history,
there's been some borrowing
and stealing
and plagiarism.
But to me,
again,
and I'm not
on the puff fucking
bandwagon.
That is act bad.
People say,
we say,
Joe said act bad
on this podcast
a trillion times.
Joe ain't said
in that cadence.
In that cadence?
Tough to prove that one.
Yeah.
For them.
Really?
Like even the name
is exactly the same
and then the intro
and the opening.
The opening, the intro,
how the girl be talking,
Puff, he jacked.
It's all right, though.
I wouldn't give a fuck
if he did.
I know, I'm just saying.
He jacked it.
Which one did she do?
There's no argument
for either me.
He jacked it.
I'm just saying,
two years ago,
what was she doing
with the record?
I don't think it was jacked at all.
I'd be like,
someone have the
hook sing, turn up, turn Queen she queen Turn up turn up
Turn up turn up
Yeah but they saying it
The way that she said it
With the intro to win it
You can see that there was
This inspires that
Listen listen
It's clear
We know Puffy don't play with beats
Remember what happened
With him at home boy
No doubt
Alright
Well Puff shit is better than that
You know what happened
With him at home boy
He sat on the beat
The other nigga did it
Nigga that we don't talk about.
That we talk about a lot.
I know what you're talking about.
And you see how Puff acts.
And when niggas do it to him, he don't like it.
All right?
Come on, Puff.
I love you.
You can't do that.
Stop.
Hey, come on.
Remember what you did.
That ain't the same.
Why?
That ain't the same at all.
The producer gave both of them the same beat, correct?
That's totally different.
No, he thought he bought a beat that wasn't his.
And he thought he could sit on it.
Puff had a beat.
He did a song to it.
He sat on it for however many years.
The producer thought he wasn't fucking with it.
Sold it to the biggest rapper in the world.
Of course.
And that shit came out and we all danced.
And Puff ain't like us dancing.
For real, because that's proof of concept.
I got a song sitting in my shit I think it's a joint to that same beat. And now you put that out, I got to step to concept. I got a song sitting in my shit, I think it's a joint to that same beat.
And now you put that out, I got to step to you.
I got to step to you.
What's that about?
That's totally different from...
That was wild.
But you think the other guy knew?
You think Drizzy knew that Puff had that record initially?
And wouldn't the beef be with the producer?
Yeah.
Exactly.
I don't know that he didn't speak to the producer He may have
Stop
Stop
I'm just telling y'all
You might have seen him too
I don't think that
If you said
How would he know that he made a record to it?
You know what I'm saying?
How would he know?
But if he bought the beat
Okay got it
So his beef was with the producer
Even if he bought the beat
And never put nothing out
I bought the beat
Got it
Got it
Nah my beef is with you too, though,
because I think somewhere in that story,
and now we just gossiping
because I don't remember my memory.
I don't remember yesterday.
Got you.
But I think Puff said something to Drake about it
and Drake texts back
with a little more pizzazz
than Puff was ready to see.
And now I got to see you in the club.
That's why I like Drake.
Back, back, back, back.
Because when he address it, let's be real, you couldn't have made it that.
I like that line, yo.
He said that?
Yeah, he said that.
Oh, shit.
Let's be real, you couldn't have made it that.
Lift your glasses up.
I just like it.
Lift your glasses up.
I just like it.
I just like it. I like, hey. I just like it. I just like it.
I like, hey.
Stop when niggas talk spicy back.
That's that passive-aggressive era shit we talking about.
That's not passive-aggressive.
You couldn't have did this.
That's aggressive-aggressive.
That's flagrant.
Yeah, that's not passive-aggressive.
No, that's disrespectful.
Yeah, that's disrespectful.
That's disrespectful.
That was all disrespect intended.
I think that's past.
Don't text me all disrespect intended.
Everybody got all disrespect intended over the text.
Now, I've bumped into you now, and I would like to discuss those things.
You want to check to see if the energy remains the same in person.
And if it's different, that's passive.
Aggressive.
Aggressive.
Got it. Got it.
Got it.
Puff, I heard, is aggressive.
Aggressive.
Yes.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Allegedly, yeah, yeah.
So why would you say that to him?
I mean, Drake did make a generational bop out of that motherfucker, though.
Yeah, but that was his first mistake.
Is that what's Zero to 100?
Yeah.
That shit still go up.
Yeah, you little talented.
That shit still go up.
And he'd have gotten away with it, too.
Fucking kid.
Shit went zero to 100 real quick, too.
I like that Puff has stepped all them niggas on.
Because they think he's soft, but he's not.
Puff is bugged out.
Nobody thinks Puff is soft.
No, fans do.
Fans do.
Not niggas outside.
No, fans do.
Puff stepped to the coach.
I don't know.
I think it's all the dancing shit.
That's just some running queen shit that you do.
No, no, no.
It's not.
No, for real, though, Joe, when you talk to people and stuff like that on the internet,
you have to hear things.
I had to be around Wh Nitty or be around in certain
areas to see and watch Puff perform or act aggressive.
But when you watch Puff, you just see a nigga, look at him and Suge Knight.
If you go off of that, Suge was more aggressive and Puff was more like, he didn't seem like
he wanted any problems with Suge.
Suge Knight came with a whole game. No, but I
got it, but if you look at that.
Thanks for that, Melissa.
If you look at that, like even with Fifth, like you know you can't
play with Fifth. Niggas threw a chair at him. He caught it.
He threw it back like shit like that. Oh,
Puff is dancing. He didn't catch all them chairs.
That nigga caught the main one.
Chairs followed.
I was
dead. I was there.
I was at that one.
He did catch the first one.
He didn't catch it.
He didn't expect the rest of it.
Oh, shit.
Y'all can roll A, B, and C.
Yeah, who knew that he had all them niggas with chairs, yo.
Seeing all the shit surrounding him when he caught that chair, that wasn't fire, son?
Most fires in the world.
Most fires in the world.
around him when he caught that chair. That wasn't fire, son?
Most fires in the world.
Most fires in the world.
But what was even more fire was having more chairs
follow that chair. That was craziness.
Shout out to Puff.
And 50.
And 50.
A puff, a puff, a puff.
And then when people are aggressive,
he doesn't, he's more
like behind the scenes turnout.
I seen him.
I heard.
I mean, he-
He not playing with niggas.
He didn't used to be.
He's not a topic at all.
Sorry.
I'm out of the way.
He's not nothing.
Sorry.
Okay.
I don't think Puff took that shit.
You're in the marriage.
Any more music?
Yeah.
Money Bag.
The Money Bag Yo album dropped.
Is it an album or a mixtape?
Sorry, mixtape. Excuse me.
If it's out it's...
I don't know anymore, bro. I don't know.
But it dropped.
They don't have a mixtape section on Apple.
I agree. If it's for sale it's an album.
That's what we always talk about.
It's a mixtape if we don't get a single to pop.
Right.
Yeah.
If the shit goes up, then it's an album.
If the expectations are a little lower, it's a mixtape.
Shit, it's 21 joints on there.
It's 21 joints.
All original.
All original. All original.
No freestyles.
Features and all.
Yeah.
And?
I had low expectations for it at first, just because we ain't really heard much from back
there was no he's dropped two records and they didn't really work okay so I didn't kind of know
where he was going with this I got through about 12 13 records and this is hard okay and he's
getting into his arm it's like it's a lot of introspective bagging. Really?
Yeah, he's talking about.
He followed that up with a really introspective interview. I was hearing, I heard the interview was amazing.
I didn't see the interview.
I heard about it, that it was amazing,
but he's vulnerable on the album.
So he got his, you know, he's talking his bag shit,
but overall, out of the, what I said, 12, 13 I 13 i got through i'm with at least 11.
that's a lot it's a lot i'm not really there was a couple features that i came across i guess it's
his artist he's trying to put on something i was cool on that one of them he had his man's rapping
from jail i respect it but that's not for me what's making you smile these days i saw i know
i wanted to be hard to smile a lot of times i act like i'm happy like i'll be acting like i'm happy because i understand i'm a role
model then i got kids that if they see me crying what you think they're gonna do you know what
i'm saying so if they see me break down what you think they're gonna do i got to stay strong in
front of them even though it'd be super intense be super hard do you i'd be had to walk hold up
let me go i gotta pee real quick and cry like oh and then come back and
we finish the situation finish the conversation like it'd be dead hard was there any pressure
in the past two years for you to like get back to work yeah most definitely like it was people
that was like in my corner they they was lost at one point they was lost like god they like bro
what you ain't never took this long you ain't never like what's going never took this long he never I was going on talk
like talk to me like but don't did they know what was going on I knew what was
going on but I told you I do so much of a great job covering it up don't even
know it was affecting me has effectiveness on your people it's a
conversation really good interview I heard that interview I want to shout out to Angie
she's been doing
amazing
really impactful
work
for 30 years
but now with her
with her podcast
she's one of the
she's about Rushmore
this shit
but this is hers
which is fly
this is her own
thing
that she does
that she builds that she gets the guests, she orchestrates, she's edited, she stayed up.
That's a little different.
I got you.
So I want to acknowledge that it's been about a year of her just absolutely destroying and having very impactful interviews with people where they all just sit there and open up and get vulnerable, including me.
She's always been a person, though, that people have been comfortable with.
Yes.
Right?
Even on the radio.
Angie has always been somebody that when niggas go up there, they just talk.
And she doesn't put you in any position or make you feel a way.
But that's why I'm highlighting this.
Because that's the standard for her, that she makes the other people comfortable.
But I don't love them.
I love her.
Got you.
Too often, we totally ignore
what the amazing interviewer
might be going through to get this
done, to make you feel
comfortable. So shout out to
Angie.
Can we give a round of applause, please, to Angie Martinez?
Yeah, better ask.
That's super fly. She's producing her own content now.
Yeah, no, for sure, for sure.
And that's a struggle.
And when people are up for the test of that,
yeah, you got to applaud that.
And let me text her.
I'm going bowling with Angie, goddammit.
She's talking me into it.
I'll tell you this.
Because I've heard about how great the interview is.
I don't really watch interviews that much.
But listening to his album and hearing the way Bag opened up on the album and shit on a couple of these records,
it do make me want to go check the interview now.
Yeah.
Rob Markman, Yeah.
Rob Markman, Somebody sent it to me.
The interview?
Rob Markman, I didn't get the chance to watch it, but I heard it's just amazing.
They said he just opened up about everything in his whole life.
You know what I mean?
They said, I guess he's had a bad last three, four years, something like that. He just let it all out.
Which 4th Street dude is a little...
It's the interviewer.
They told you all that and you still ain't clicking on it.
Busy, bro.
The interviewer.
Busy, man.
What you been doing?
Working.
Building.
Networking.
Growing.
Cheap rocking.
You know what I mean?
Constant elevation. Lights. He wanted to be a player. Growing. Cheap rockin'. You know what I mean?
Constant elevation.
Lights.
He put on lights.
He wanted to be a fired ass nigga.
Did you advance in the electricity market?
Are you doing electrical work now?
What are you working on?
What are you advancing in?
Plumbing?
What are we doing?
What are we up to?
We don't ever get a progress update.
We're just working.
You know me.
Are you putting...
No, we don't. Are you installing toilets? What did you do. They're just working. You know me. Are you installing toilets?
Yeah, what you doing, bro?
I'm just working.
All right.
Just blanket working.
Because we know you don't like paying niggas, right?
So you like to do shit yourself, right?
I don't like paying niggas.
You do.
You don't like paying niggas.
Don't put that narrative out there.
I was talking about Jamaican niggas.
They mad about them shirts.
They say, what the fuck?
You gave me fucked up.
I know some other niggas mad.
The niggas booked a flight on a work day.
Got a hard out.
So yeah, man, we got shit to do, right?
You got somewhere to be with your family, right?
I think that's extremely inappropriate as a professional podcast
that pays me a good amount of money to live my
life. I do not pay
you a good amount of money to live your life. That is
not what I pay you for. To live your life?
No, you pay me a good amount of money which allows
me to live my life in a great
way. But I think it's inappropriate as a leader to
put me on the spotlight like that in front
of my constituents.
Well, I don't want any confusion.
Look at the words.
Constituents.
Your whole argument worked against you.
You know that, right?
I don't want any confusion.
I do not want any of y'all to live your lives.
I don't want to throw that narrative out there.
Actually, I hate when I see y'all living your life.
This boy doesn't grind my gears.
That's the word on my curb,
you know?
Anyways,
you guys.
You know, you know, yeah.
You got you.
Listen.
We're listening.
I thought I heard something.
You did. It was a coffee maker Oh
I thought it was an airplane
These niggas always
Want to come here
And start baking tea
They come right over
The little tea baker
They got over there
I hate y'all
Yo
Honestly
Alright so
Who's ready to have
Some fun
What's up
Me
And And I'm such a Gracious guy I have attached So who's ready to have some fun? What's up? Me. Me.
And I'm such a gracious guy.
I have attached a cash bonus to this fund.
Only for the winner.
I mean, it's about to be some bullshit.
It's definitely about to be some bullshit.
No, not at all.
Listen, we was just talking about, what was I just talking about?
I was just talking about Angie and golf. And that was my,
that was the solution, right? To being home on Memorial Day weekend with no cookout saying,
wow, what do 40 plus year old people do? Like, where are your friends? So sometimes you got to
see what your friends are doing and they're golfing. Okay. Right?
And then talking to Angie, huh?
Go ahead.
Talking to Angie,
she was like,
yo, you would love golfing.
It brings back some of that competitive...
You said Angie and bowling,
not golfing.
You said bowling.
That's why I fuck me up.
Oh, no, golfing.
I'm going golfing.
I'm going golfing with Angie.
Oh, got it.
But in talking about it,
she was like,
yo, you would get it
because of how you are with bowling, how we. But in talking about it, she was like, yo, you would get it because of how you all
were bowling,
how we used to be
with Monopoly, right?
So we was them
board game dudes.
You don't know,
but I killed these guys
in Monopoly.
Whoa, whoa.
I remember I saw it.
The champion.
Recently.
Back then.
Is you winless in this spot.
Please don't interrupt me.
I know.
As someone winless
in this spot,
you don't even,
you have to earn the right
to even interrupt me in this.
But it's fine.
Cool.
You my guy.
So, right?
I saw a movie.
I got sent an early screening
of a movie called
The Blackening,
which is a comedy.
I don't often watch comedies.
But this movie comes out
June 16th. And it's like a horror
comedy.
Is there a term for that, like dramedies?
Jordan Peele.
A little bit, yeah.
A little bit.
Jordan Peele.
Horror comedy.
Charles Gambino.
But this movie is about a group of friends that haven't seen each other in a while, and
they all go to a cabin in the woods, and there's a game room in there, and they end up playing a game called The Blackening.
And it's the Juneteenth.
What?
Let me hear.
They black people?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They black people.
It's a whole cast of black people.
Ish.
Ish.
I'm with them.
I'm with them.
Ish.
Well, this is kind of mixed for a comedy.
The black people go into the cabin.
First of all, it's comedy.
Do you think I would be home watching The Blackening
with white people?
On Juneteenth?
On Juneteenth. This movie's coming
out for Juneteenth.
I actually was happy.
That's what they gave us for Juneteenth though? The Blackening.
You niggas going to the woods.
I was happy
we finally had something to watch with black people
on Juneteenth.
Finally.
Well, we just got Juneteenth last year.
True.
What was that?
It wasn't a holiday.
Juneteenth was not just last year.
Fair.
Year before last day.
That's not just a last year thing.
Yes, it was.
Fair.
Where it was declared.
Find out when.
Don't just tell me last year.
I know for a fact because it's on my birthday.
Your birthday's on a lot of shit. We have the white people
saying yeah, he's right.
I'm telling you.
It was no more.
How long have we been here?
Two years?
It was declared a holiday.
Well, we have it now, mister.
And I want to see black people
on the big screen on Juneteenth.
Ain't all you going to see.
I told y'all. I told y'all Cinco de Mayo.
They're coming for their lick back.
Fuck.
Just watch. I'm telling you about black
people when you bring up the Mexicans again.
What's up with you? They all coming for the...
Right. That shit need to be highlighted.
We made fun of them.
I wasn't saying amigos. We made fun of our brothers,
our Mexican brothers and sisters, and they're
not playing. They're very upset
And they are vowed
On Juneteenth
I don't know what
Y'all talking about
To do what?
Can you please explain?
So
You know how I was dressed
On Cinco de Mayo?
Yes
With a poncho
There was a lot of people
Doing that
For years
Now we have our own holiday
And they said
Okay
We on y'all ass now
They are
They gonna wear Kangol's?
They gonna wear baggy jeans
they said.
They gonna wear baggy jeans.
They gonna wear Jordans.
All right,
they gonna get the shit
smacked out of them.
No,
they can't even.
Well,
that's wrong though,
Joe.
Can I finish telling y'all
about the movie
I saw celebrating
black people on Juneteenth
before y'all tell me
about the Mexicans
appropriating us,
please?
Jesus,
Mary and Joseph. Anyway, group of friends, they're about the Mexicans appropriating us, please. Got you. Go ahead. Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
Anyway, group of friends, they're in the woods.
They play a game called the blackening, and it's kind of like Saw-ish.
And if they answer the blackety black questions wrong, one of them niggas get clipped.
You die.
So it's funny.
Stop looking at me, Ish.
So it's funny. Stop looking at me.
Go ahead, Joe.
No, it's kind of funny.
I like how Ish's contribution is to just use telekinetic powers to look at people and...
I learned it from you, yo.
I don't do that.
Oh, shit.
What?
Eye contact?
What?
You do.
That's polite.
You don't eye contact.
You eye chat.
You look at somebody, laugh, slap his knee, leg shake, and he do all types of shit.
Eye chat, and you try to catch it back.
Like, he got a whole rhythm to you.
He's right.
Go ahead, bro.
The people in this movie are the young black comedians that I think we like.
Like the girl from Insecure.
Molly is in there.
Okay, shout out to Molly.
Manboy is in there.
The dude from Snowfall.
Yeah, right?
Manboy.
Melvin Gray.
Manboy, yeah.
And there's a nigga named Manboy.
Other black dude.
Like, I'm familiar with you.
Jay Pharoah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, we know these Graham. Man Boy, yeah. And there's a nigga named Man Boy. Other black dude, like, I'm familiar with you. Jay Pharoah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we know these people.
We like these people.
Grace Byers is in it.
She was from Empire.
She's now married to the...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, exactly,
who played the oldest son.
It's directed by Tim Story,
who started,
got to start basically
doing, like, music videos,
like Jay-Z music videos
and stuff,
like, way back in the day.
Dwayne Perkins is in it.
He's from that movie,
or the TV show,
The Upshaws.
Yeah, Melissa is.
She got the whole filmography.
I got the iPad over here looking at you.
Let her get her shit on.
Let her get her shit on.
No, no, hold on.
Let her get her shit on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Please.
We want to hear more.
I'm interested in the blackening.
Who was the gaffer?
That part I don't know,
but give me about 20 minutes, I might
be able to find that out. But yeah, no,
it's got a talented cast.
I want to watch it. Listen, it was funny. I'm not
into comedy, but it was funny. It was that dry
humor, black comedy. It was good.
But
I had an idea
to come in here and play that kind of game
with you guys, but like a hip-hop version of it.
And of course nobody can die knock on something but that's not what i've attached to cash a cash
prize to this 2500 for the winner paid upon immediately sending it right over
who's in?
Yo, what's the category?
No, what's the catch?
There's no catch.
You got to close the iPad, though. I'm closing laps.
That's what I was doing. There's no catch.
There's no catch.
You don't trust me at all.
We really got to go to therapy.
No, he's saying, yo, the repercussions
are you die on the movie, so I'm thinking it was a repercussion. You don't get the therapy. No, he's saying, yo, the repercussions are you die on the movie,
so I'm thinking it was a repercussion.
You don't get the money.
Yeah, you lose.
I'm out there.
All right, come on.
Fucking push-ups.
Push-up on a chick.
No, I'm good.
Question number one for you guys.
Now, is this like Family Feud where you got to hit the buzzer and answer,
or does it go around the room?
No, it doesn't work.
Well, it's multiple choice.
You all will have to answer.
Got it.
What bad boy artist went to the same high school as Nas and Foxy Brown, not at the same time?
A, P. Diddy.
B, Lil' Kim.
C, Biggie. D, The Lox. Lil Kim C. Biggie D. The Lox
Kim.
Kim.
Kim.
Kim.
Uh, no, I'm not.
I'm gonna go with Puff.
All right.
The answer is Lil Kim.
Kim's not a bad boy artist.
Never was signed to bad boy.
Oh shit.
Never.
I saw all of them.
I saw all of them.
I saw all of them.
I saw all of them.
I saw all of them.
I saw all of them. I saw all of them. I saw all of them. I saw all of them. I saw all of them. The answer is Lil' Kim. Kim's not a bad boy artist.
Never was signed to Bad Boy.
Oh, shit.
Never.
I still want my point.
Yeah.
No, you don't.
No.
I want my point.
No.
No.
Whoa.
Hell no.
Hell no.
I called bullshit already.
We done with him.
No.
Let's go.
Fuck out of here. We'll send it to the board.
We'll send it to the board.
He's right.
I'm right.
If she was never signed right If she was never signed
If she was never signed
That can't be the answer
This nigga take this shit serious
Who's Junior Mafia
Junior Mafia was
Undias Entertainment
Which was not Bad Boy
We'll revisit
No we can do it now
I have too many questions
Which rap legend
Was born on the same day
That civil rights activist
And Black Panther Fred Hampton died?
Jay-Z.
Yeah.
Jay-Z.
Hove.
Yeah.
I don't care what letter it is.
Hove.
Melissa.
I have a lot of questions, you guys.
DMX, Nas, Jay-Z, Busta Rhymes.
Hove.
Hove.
Busta Rhymes.
There you...
Please, someone on the the side tally these scores
For me
Hov is the correct answer
That's right Hov
Not D.O.C
To the Break of Dawn
Is believed to be a diss track
By LL Cool J
To which legendary hip hop artist
Ice-T
Rakim Kumo D Or Chuck D legendary hip-hop artists? Ice-T,
Rakim,
Kumo D,
or Chuck D?
C.
C.
He beefed with two of them.
I'm going to go Ice-T.
What is that saying?
You have to talk on the podcast.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm going to go with Ice-T as well.
Okay.
Mel?
Kool Moe D is the answer.
Okay.
Parks and Ice got that.
Parks got it.
I got it.
Well.
He's it.
Which female rapper was the first to have a Diamond Certified song?
Lil' Kim, Eve, Cardi B, or Queen Latifah?
Cardi B.
Cardi.
Ish just taking Ice answers.
I'm going to split you all up like Melky and Robinson Cano.
Time out.
Ice just said Kumo D. Ish said Ice T.
How the fuck am I taking his answers?
Still.
Ice, I said.
I don't care.
Cardi.
What do you say Melissa Kim
Alright I see what's going on here
I'm only crediting
The first
Who says the
Who says the right answer first
From now on
Okay
Okay
Let him finish
The multiple choice
Alright
Piggity
Let him finish
No
No
You can't do that Piggity Yes you finish no no you can't do that
Piggity
yes you can
yes I fucking can
white people I swear
true or false
P Diddy used to be
a backup dancer
for Big Daddy Kane
true
false
true is the correct answer
flip
no
who got the point
Parks again
flip nigga
alright
for Big Daddy Kane
yeah the Queen's rapper this Queen's rapper false Who got the point? Parks again? Flip, nigga. All right. For Big Daddy Kane? Yeah.
The Queen's rapper.
This Queen's rapper.
False.
It's not false.
Go ahead.
You want to tell the people it's...
The guy is great.
This Queen's rapper co-wrote Will Smith's
Getting Jiggy With It.
Nah.
That is the correct answer.
Damn, man.
Ice, ice, that's ice, that's ice.
That's ice.
Come on.
This artist has the most viewed
hip-hop video of all time.
Let me know.
Ja Rule.
I don't know.
Prodigy.
Nas.
Oh, no, I'm reading the wrong shit.
Lil Wayne.
Drake.
Missy Elliott. Wiz Khalifa.
Missy.
Wiz.
Drake.
Wiz is the correct answer.
Give yourself a round of applause.
Come on, clap it up.
Give yourself a round of applause.
Who?
Probably see you again.
You don't know what.
Give yourself a round of applause.
Just clap, nigga.
Clap.
This nigga is.
Oh, my lord.
As of April 2023,
who is the richest
female rapper?
Cardi B,
Queen Latifah,
Nicki Minaj,
Bad Bobby.
Cardi.
Cardi.
Cardi.
Latifah.
I don't know.
You are all wrong.
The answer is Nicki Minaj.
We ain't put respect on Nicki's name for that.
Which Gen Z rapper attended the same high school as Outkast, not at the same time?
Gen Z.
What year is that?
I don't know.
Basically now.
I have no idea.
Come on, come on, come on.
21 Savage, Lil Baby, Young Thug come on, come on. 21 Savage.
Lil Baby.
Young Thug.
Lil Yachty.
Lil Baby.
Thug.
Yachty.
Baby.
Point for Melissa Lil Baby is the correct answer.
All right, Big Mel.
I'm sitting in the back door.
Look at your asses.
Look, look.
Mel, you better not be looking at. Nigga, look. Mel,
you better not be looking at my...
Are you looking
at a cheat sheet?
I am not, I swear to God.
Fuck her.
Fuck you.
Fuck you.
Rapper and loving
hip-hop star Benzino
is the father
of which Gen Z?
Coin the rain.
That was motherfucking
Melly Mel.
That was an easy one.
I had question block
At that point
Which of the following
Artists has the most
Sampled songs
The Isley Brothers
Or James Brown
Isley Brown
Isley Brown
Isley Brown
Melissa Ford
You cannot say
Isley Brown
I said James Brown
You don't
I meant
I meant Isley Brothers I said James Brown. You don't have to do that. I met Isley Brothers.
I said James Brown.
Who said it first?
Me, nigga.
We all run the tape back, yo.
Y'all cheating.
Who is it, James Brown?
It's James Brown.
God damn it.
Let's go, Ish.
How the fuck you in the league, dude?
How many flavors of bootylicious bubble gum did Diamond of Crime Mob have?
33, 69,
32,
or 10?
I was going to say 69 too.
33.
Ice is correct.
32.
Big Ice.
Which four items are required
to adequately swag surf?
A, Patron, Gucci, a classy chick, and her homegirl.
B, hypnotic polo, a bad girl, and her friend.
Or C, Henny, white tea, a bad chick see and her twin see I'm saying be a the
answer is B point to end on the house builder this will keep us alive a little We have a discrepancy we ever all right lyrics
True or false
A two of diamonds is not hip-hop based true now a two of diamonds can be the ace of diamonds when playing spades
Yes, I said true first.
Y'all know how we play.
So that's a trick question.
It's true.
Can I get my point, please?
Can I get my point?
I said true first.
But you didn't even hear the question.
I said true.
Who became the first?
Thank you.
Who became?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Oh, my God.
No, no, no.
You heard him.
I said true.
I don't give a fuck.
Why are y'all so uncivilized?
Because you put money on the table.
If this were the movie, I would be rooting for a few of y'all to go.
God damn it.
Who became the first black woman to be nominated three times in the comedy category at the Emmys?
Wait, what?
Yeah.
This is fucking music we're talking about?
No.
Now we just shooting this shit.
Okay.
I repeat, who became the first black woman to be nominated three times in the comedy category at the Emmys?
Whoopi Goldberg.
Whoopi.
I think it's Whoopi Goldberg.
Was it Issa Rae?
Was it Quinta Brunson?
Was it Cheryl Lee Ralph? Or was it Regina? Issa Rae? Was it Quinta Brunson? Was it Cheryl Lee Ralph?
Or was it Regina Hall?
Issa Rae.
Fuck.
Regina Hall.
I'm going Quinta.
It's Cheryl Lee Ralph.
It's Cheryl Lee Ralph.
Cheryl Lee Ralph.
Shit.
Who said Quinta?
Ice.
Ice said Quinta. Ice gets the point.
Are you ready?
Are you ready?
A group of black people are running toward you.
You run.
But you aren't sure what they're running from.
You turn around and run with them.
You immediately.
Run.
Turn and run with them.
Well, that is the correct answer. Run. You turn and run with them. Yo, he's talking about. Turn and run with him. That is the correct answer.
Run.
You turn and run with him.
He's talking about it.
You turn and run with him.
You can't say that. I said this shit by the way.
This is crazy.
I said you run. He didn't finish the question.
I said you turn and run with him.
He didn't finish the question and he answered the same thing.
This shit is nuts. I said you run.
Oh my God.
He did say that. I said you wrong. Oh my God. Hey, you know what?
He did say that.
I'm sorry.
I still, still in my mind.
Your mother yelled at you for,
A, forgetting to throw out the chicken,
or B, leaving her door open and letting down.
B, C.
B.
Both of the above.
I, too, don't think
there is an incorrect answer here.
A point for everyone.
A point for everyone.
Nah, you shouldn't be
leaving my door
letting the heat out.
I'm not letting
that good air out, nigga.
That's B, yo.
Trying to air condition
the whole neighborhood?
Oh, no, actually,
I missed it.
C was getting lost
in the supermarket.
Oh, she don't give a shit
about that.
She's not going to yell
at you for that one. It's B, fam. Shit. She's not going to don't give a shit about that. She's not going to yell at you for that one.
It's B, fam.
Shit.
She's not going to open your ass.
She's not going to yell at you.
It's B, yo.
You're getting yelled at for the other two.
If she got to wait outside for you, she's going to fuck you up.
It's still all the above.
You know how many times I got lost in Green Acres Mall?
That was an ass whooping.
Yeah.
I was getting my ass whooping.
Ass whooping, yes.
Nigga, it wasn't going to be a silent ass whooping.
What the hell are you talking about?
No, but she wasn't yelling at you in the mall.
No, from the mall to home.
The whole way.
Yeah, got it, got it.
God damn it.
Your parents told you to stop crying before they ate.
Give me something to cry about.
Give me my point.
That is correct.
You said cry.
What's the answer?
Give me something to cry about.
You said four, nigga.
Give me my point.
That's why I wanted to hear it.
All right, sometimes that's why I wanted to hear it. All right.
Sometimes that's why I wanted to hear it.
I don't feel like fighting and being that guy.
Give me my other point and take Ice Point back.
From what?
When the black people are running at you, I said we run.
I said you turn and run with the people.
Oh, let me go.
Let me ask.
Start running and find out why later.
Run, nigga.
That's Ice.
Now put your headphones back on.
Put them back on.
Run, nigga.
That's ice.
Now put your headphones back on.
Put them back on.
Which famous rap song does Coiley Ray's Players sample?
And put your eyes. Parks is right.
It's fine.
It's both.
Parks has it.
You got it.
You got it.
Showing out in them white linens, boy.
As a child, if you wanted to go to McDonald's
what's one thing
you needed
McDonald's money
that's right
how the hell did you get that
cause my mother said it
what a
what a geek
oh you got McDonald's money
he's not finishing the question
it's cool
they too good
but look
did y'all white people
cut the air off in here
yo
it's cool though now.
It ain't on.
Let me tell you why that's funny.
Because now moms be like, yo, when you're on your way by the house, pick up something.
You got such a, you can hit a back with it now.
Facts, facts, facts.
All that shit come back now.
That was pretty good, Ice.
That was impressive.
If you are black, you probably have a cabinet full of these.
Plastic bags.
Plastic bags.
Ice is buying the black.
Everybody know.
All go.
Yeah, well, he's killing.
As of May 4th, Black Sheep in Jersey, it's over.
He's running off.
Yeah.
Holy.
Hey, and shout out to Acme.
They finally got the $0.25, the cheaper bags.
Oh.
Now, instead of the $1.25 shit, they was getting off in there.
All right.
I like them shit.
Somebody's got to get this back from Ice.
When a black person says, nah, I'm trying to get like you, they are-
Hating.
Hating and pocket watching.
A, comparing themselves to another person.
B, humbly accepting a compliment on their outfit.
All of the above.
C, putting on a disguise.
All of the above. Or D putting on a disguise? All of the above.
Or D, preparing for bed?
C.
B.
B.
B.
It's B.
The answer is B.
And Ice said it first.
Ice is such a...
I don't know who said it first.
I'm not looking at that.
I'm just having fun with y'all.
Which artist made...
Uh-uh.
Get somebody else to do it
A viral sensation
Was it Megan Thee Stallion
JT
Blac Chyna
Or Young Miami
We need some hoes here to answer that one
Why you ain't got nothing to answer
I'm going with Megan
I'll go with
JT
I was going to say JT too
Young Miami
what are you going to say
what is your final answer
who's left
I'm just shooting in the dark
yeah
give me the four
I would
Meg
JT
Meg
JT
Black China
Young Miami
Black China
Young Miami
say JT
Young Miami is the answer
that's me
wait he just said it
I said it first
I said it first
What is the nape
Of your neck area called
The kitchen
I'm black
Finish the lyrics
Why'd I write this?
Say it loud.
I'm black and I'm proud.
Yo, answer that one, yo. You know that one.
Hey Parks, what's up?
As the only white guy here,
you know it. And you knew the answer to that
James Brown sample question too that you dug.
Yeah, what are you doing over there?
Yeah, I'm slacking.
Don't try to be subtle white right now. Like, you Yeah, what are you doing over there? I'm slacking.
Don't try to be subtle white right now.
Like, you can beat them.
Fair enough.
You can beat them at the Juneteenth Black People Game.
Let's see here.
Ain't we lucky we got them is a line.
Good times.
Yes.
50-year- old issues. Correct.
If you can't find batteries in a black household
They in the freezer. You should
Ice is correct. They not in the freezer
but you freeze them to get them back.
Ice is correct. I know what he mean.
I know what he mean.
Cause y'all are better than I thought.
They stinking ice yo.
If someone cuts you off in traffic,
it is mandatory that you...
To fuck them up.
Speed up to them and look at them.
Hey.
Well, that's right.
Oh, shit.
Meet them at the light and stare.
All right.
You are...
Y'all are kind of impressed.
Let me give you all a round of applause.
Wait a sec. Why are y'all this good at being black? I give you all a round of applause. Wait a sec.
Why are y'all this good at being black?
I've been black for a long time, man.
Debatable for some of y'all.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
All right.
As a child, your mom probably wouldn't let you eat other people's food because, A.
We got food at home.
No. A. She had
high blood pressure. B.
She didn't know if their kitchen was clean.
B is correct.
Fuck.
Go ahead and say you said it before I did.
Black people earned the right to vote in America
in what year?
1956?
Nope.
1970? 1965? Nope. 1970?
1965?
That one.
65.
1971?
1965.
That is correct.
Flip.
What the fuck you talking about?
Flip.
The Cotton Club was located in which...
Damn.
That's ish.
Well, wait.
Was that your answer?
Yes, that's the correct answer.
Beat me to it, motherfucker.
Who wrote Lift Every Voice and Sing?
Francis Scott Key.
No.
I don't know.
Not Maya Angelou.
Just got her.
Her.
Maya Angelou?
No.
I know the answer when he said it.
Yeah, yeah.
Read the thing.
Give me the Coco Jones version.
You know what I mean?
What the fuck they talking about?
Oh, look at y'all wanting a multiple choice baguette.
We need this one, nigga.
A, James Brown.
Get off me.
B, James Weldon Johnson.
C, who this nigga?
C.
John Roseman Johnson.
And D, Michael Jackson.
B.
C.
I said C.
He said C first, I said B first.
We got to see what the answer is.
We don't know.
Both B and C for this question
are acceptable answers.
Can I get my points?
Hold up.
James Weldon Johnson.
Hold up.
I'm about to ask you a question.
Hold on, I'm about to ask you a question.
James Weldon, can I just say something
to the audience for clarity?
Sure.
James Weldon Johnson wrote the hymn as a poem.
John Johnson composed the music.
That's dope.
That is dope.
I said B.
No, what were you about to say?
I cut you off.
No.
And again, it's in fun.
Ice and A, buddy.
Say, yo say yo yo B
and then when the
the questions read out
now you saying
oh no no I said Johnson
can we play it back
you said B
you gotta stand by your B
can we play it back
B and C are right
no I'm talking about
I'm just
can we play it back
let me answer this
let me answer this
this is the funnest bunch
I've ever been involved with
let me answer you
I'm about to leave
it's all about who says I'm about to leave, John. It's all about me.
I'm about to leave.
I'm going to say mad letters.
I'm not getting respected by the nigga writing it down.
I'm not getting respected by you or none of y'all.
I'm about to leave, bro.
This is rude.
Flip gets a point to me.
Thank you.
Cool.
He said be answerable.
Yo, can we get a score check?
Score check.
That shit is not accurate, too, by the way.
That shit is terrible.
15.
That is horrible.
There was a lot of points up there that people had just, for the first round.
Mel's six.
Oh, shit.
People got points.
So Ice has 15, according to Poe.
Parks has six.
Mel has six.
Flip has seven.
And Ish has 12?
Ish is lit.
Ice is winning.
Ice is winning.
He is out.
No question.
All right.
Parks, you fell back on purpose.
Ten questions left.
Fuck.
Who played Uncle Phil in The Fresh Prince of Bel-
James Avery.
James Avery.
All right, relax. You got it.
You got it, dog.
My bad.
Rest in peace.
Fuck you, Ice.
In Coming to America, Akeem came to the country
in search of a queen.
A queen.
A queen.
A queen.
A queen.
Who said a queen first? I said a queen first.
No, you didn't.
You said Zamunda first.
I said Zamunda.
You said Zamunda first.
I said Zamunda.
This nigga ain't.
JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?
Woosah.
You know why y'all are funny?
Just before I finish the rest of these questions.
Last week when y'all did the succession recap,
and I never said nothing, but boy was I laughing in my head.
Because y'all put y'all professional podcaster voices on to say,
yeah, man, at the end of it, it was sad to see no one just had any morals.
Everyone just lost their dignity.
They were disgusting.
Whatever, and here we are.
But when y'all said that, I was thinking, wait, how much is homeboy worth?
Like, at that number, nobody has any of these things that y'all talking about.
And now look at y'all niggas for $2,500.
You see?
Kicking y'all brothers back in.
You did it to make a mockery.
Look, you laughed. You shitted on your friends. Oh, my did it to make a mockery. Look, you laughed.
You shitted on your friends.
Oh, my God.
That's a damn shame.
All right, come on.
Come on.
Where we at?
Where we at?
Where we at?
Here we go.
In the hit show Martin,
Tommy Strong was always accused of
not having a job.
That is correct.
I feel like it was me that got that.
I don't know.
Well, that brings you to eight.
You have no chance to catch up.
Mel said having a job.
She definitely said not having a job.
But I don't want to be the bitch you do.
I said not having a job.
I don't want to be the bitch.
Can I get my point?
I heard it.
And I said not having a job.
Mel said having a job.
So you're snitching on Mel.
I am. I am. It's cool. Yeah, since you want to have Mr. And I said not having a job. Mel said having a job. She said having a job. So you snitching on Mel?
I am.
I am.
It's cool.
Yeah, since you want to have Mr. Masseuse come to your house.
Hey, niggas ain't open.
You thought she was sweet?
You thought we forgot?
We kept the foul.
Yeah.
Strong hand stand coming through.
Hey, Mel said the wrong answer. Oh, my god.
That should go to flip.
All right.
Nah.
Before she was an actress and pop superstar,
J.Lo was a regular.
In Living Color.
In Living Color.
That is correct.
Ice.
Ice.
I'm back up.
If you asked your mother Why you had to do so
That is correct
He got it
Look at the way I go
Right
We had a different type of mother
And
Hey Mel let me help you out here
Rest in peace to Mel's mom
Jerk
Why did you do that
Wait please don't cry
What was the answer Wait, please don't cry. She is.
You fucking.
What was the answer?
Because I said so.
Okay.
Rest in peace.
She didn't say that to me.
No.
I know.
All right, let me just get to that.
Really quick.
Last week, what album came?
Oh, look at me freestyling.
Oh, wait.
If you ask, all right. As a kid, I hate this podcast as a kid
You better be home before
Fuck that is correct
We're getting down to the wire before you ice we're down to the final few
What is the name of Michael Jackson's debut solo album?
Michael Jackson.
Off the Wall.
Ben.
Ben.
No.
Off the Wall.
You're right, bitch.
Ben.
Debut solo album?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It wasn't Ben.
I'm telling you.
It was Off the Wall with Billie Jean.
It was Off the Wall.
It wasn't Ben. What did you say? Michael was off the wall with Billie Jean and shit. It was off the wall. It wasn't Ben.
It wasn't Michael Jackson.
Check that, please.
I'm checking it.
Because I don't think that's it.
It's not.
It's definitely not that.
It's not.
It was like music and meat and some shit.
Got to be there.
Ben was the second album.
Oh.
I'm closest.
Huh?
We all got it wrong.
No.
Yes.
That's wrong.
It's not wrong.
He just had the right answer.
He just googled it
Take the point over
Got to be there
Came out January 24th
1972
It's an album
Called
Got to be there
Oh
Can you take the point
From it
I thought that his
Got to be there
Is a Michael Jackson album
His first album
1972
But it was the second album
1972
Same year
See
Off the wall
I knew it wasn't that.
I thought he had.
I knew it wasn't that.
Your male will find a little.
She will find a little.
Michael Jackson.
He had a self-proclaimed album.
I thought he had a self-titled album.
I did.
Parks is wrong.
Huh?
Michael Jackson solo albums.
Hold up.
Got to be there as a solo album.
A solo album.
I saw that.
But then it.
Hold on. Ain't no there as a solo album. A solo album. I saw that. But then it... Nobody got that, right? Hold on.
Ain't no sunshine.
These niggas is...
Nigga, ain't nobody had that bum ass album.
I ain't had a shit with Ben on it.
I didn't give a fuck about Ben.
I came when the slaps hit.
He was still a part of the Jackson 5.
That's what I'm saying.
Solo album.
Solo album.
So you gotta be...
Yeah, Parks is right.
Nobody gets that.
Nobody gets that.
That's technically wrong. So what's the. So you got to be, yeah, Parks is right. Nobody gets that. Nobody gets that. That's technically wrong.
So it's the first question.
I ain't over that.
He's still in that first question, nigga.
Stop.
Debut album.
I see what he did, but that's wrong.
It's off the wall.
It's off the wall. Because if you're in a group, you're in a group and you put out a solo album.
It's still your solo album.
It's a solo album.
Yeah, but you're still in a group. No. It's not your put out a solo album. It's a solo album. Yeah, but you still in a group
No, it's not it's not your debut as a soloist, but you didn't say solo after leaving the group. It's fine
Don't worry about it. I'm gonna get you wrong. I'm gonna get you a new question
I don't want any money here regardless
Shit what was Muhammad Ali's birth name Cassius?
Oh shit What was Muhammad Ali's birth name?
Cash is Clash
Ice again
Which city is known as the birthplace of hip hop?
New York
Ice
Who was the first African American woman to win five Grammy awards in one?
Lauryn Hill
That's right
Jesus Christ
On TikTok what does caught in 4K mean?
You
Yes
Slow your old ass down Yeah slow your old ass down.
Yeah, slow your old ass down.
Now wait for the multiple choice.
I got to see how to say it.
A, you're winning in a video game.
No.
B, you're caught.
Without a filter.
You caught a prized possession.
Or C, a person caught you doing something wrong.
C.
It is C.
Flip.
Flip.
You're doing something wrong.
C.
It is C.
Flip.
What time did Whitney Houston's man come home and it's not right, but it's okay?
Never.
You need therapy.
You really need to get help.
But it's okay.
I thought the masseuse do.
You need help.
Where did you get never?
I don't know.
I just threw it out there.
Never going to get it. Never going to get it.
Never going to get it.
That needs to be investigated.
A, 2, B, 3, C, 4, and D, 5.
I'm shocked that none of y'all have answered this correctly.
I don't know it.
Yes, Flip.
It is 3.
Yeah, you got it.
Sorry, I'm still crying. She, Flip. It is three. Yeah, you got it. Sorry, I'm still crying.
She shouted out, never mind.
I'm like a window, but it look good.
Fuck out of here, man.
My final question to you, to this very fun bunch.
Yo, she said never mind.
I'm going to laugh at that all day.
I'm not going to hold you.
Oh, shit, yo.
What days was Monica on that receiver?
In her hit song, You Should Have Known Better.
A, every Tuesday and Thursday.
B, every Saturday and Sunday.
C, every Monday and Sunday. C. Every Monday and Wednesday.
D.
Every Saturday and Monday.
I'm going to say A.
C.
A.
B.
C.
A.
I'm surprised y'all don't know that song.
I do know the song,
but I don't remember the words.
I'm not an R&B nigga,
so I just went A.
You should have known better.
And then when you're in New Mexico,
your diamond rings,
you choose to be be all that shit.
I still haven't heard.
What's that?
I said A.
A.
B.
I said C.
A, I said. A.
I said C.
C.
I'm going D.
Fuck it.
And D is the correct answer.
CP.
Round of applause.
All right.
Let's get a tally.
Those numbers are wrong, though.
Ice.
Ice is the clear are wonderful. Ice.
Ice is the clear-cut winner. Ice is the winner, so it doesn't matter.
One pole score.
Clap it up for it.
Why is none of the coals clapping for him?
Take.
Oh, he said, holy shit.
He said, oh.
I like this game.
I like that game.
That's a great game.
Anytime we play a game here, I like it.
The spelling bee.
Mm-hmm.
We should roll some more questions, though.
That's like, that's hard.
That was fire.
And there's questions that don't.
Good job, Joseph.
Good job.
Very good.
Our leader.
All jokes aside.
Round of a fucking four.
No, no, hey there.
Come on, you won, nigga.
Don't rub it in.
Some of them.
Good job.
Some of them helped.
I love it.
That was dope.
You inspired us today.
Who's your best? Play my man, Lex. I love it. That was dope. You inspired us today.
Who's your boy?
Play my man, Lex.
Next time we play,
just give everybody a piece of paper.
You write your answer down.
No, we need buzzers.
Yeah.
We need buzzers.
We need buzzers.
We need buzzers.
We need a little stupid-ass
ring bell thing.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little weekend fun.
That was dope, though.
In that movie, though,
the piece,
they got like a little black guy on their board game
and is talking to them and the black boy's like,
he better answer me.
Yo, my man.
I'm about to kill one of you niggas.
They about to die.
How they die?
Different ways.
Sound like we need mushrooms and watsons.
Yeah, I mean.
Yeah, no, it's one of those.
Get some mushrooms.
No, get some mushrooms and watsons.
At least edibles.
Yeah, at least.
At least. Minimals.
Like a lot of them though.
What else we got that's important?
Anything else on TV?
Any movies?
Al Pacino.
I've been fucking with Class of 09.
Dog.
What a show.
I think I'm at episode four now, if I'm not mistaken.
Y'all were right.
Y'all were right.
I have my thoughts.
I don't want to say anything just yet.
Where's that at?
Amazing show.
Where's that at?
It's on Hulu. Hulu FX. FX, yeah, FX. Hulu FX. It is a good show. Yeah. I'm't want to say anything just yet. Where's that at? Amazing show. Where's that at? It's on Hulu. Hulu FX.
FX, yeah. Hulu FX.
It is a good show.
And I love how, and this is
one of them shows, like y'all said, it jumps,
it covers three decades. So it covers
the past, present, and future.
I think it's 2013, 2024,
and 2023.
But what I like,
you ain't got to figure it out like they'll tell
you on the screen the past got the present like that little shit right there
helps me I could be watch like some of these other shows that do it wait is
this now a couple years ago the fuck like yeah but great show great show
great show and I see I kind of got it figured out a little bit I think I want
to talk this out just Just where this is going.
But y'all were right and thanks for the suggestion.
This is a good one.
I've been working
to finish Ted Lasso,
which has been pretty good.
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Last episode was this week, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was it.
Yeah.
I'm an episode behind.
Three of my shows ended.
Succession,
Marvelous Mrs. Maisel,
and Ted Lasso.
I feel like somebody
fucking died.
Damn.
No, I definitely need a massage now.
That's a fucking mistake.
No, that's a fact.
Damn!
That's a fact.
I have to. I have to. I said that.
So when are you calling them back again?
Can I say this, Mel?
What?
We don't know what you're going to say.
Can you give me permission?
I don't know what you're going to say.
Pertaining to the massage.
Go ahead.
Mel, share. Are you comfortable with me sharing that you made this? I have no know what you're going to say. Pertaining to the massage. Go ahead. Mel,
are you comfortable
with me sharing that you made...
I have no idea
what you're going to say,
but go ahead.
You always expose
somebody's personal vision
if they tell you...
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
You got permission.
I let it pass.
You got permission.
Thank you very much.
Permission's good.
Mel stated that
she had to grunt
and make noises.
I wouldn't say I grunted.
There you go.
It was a trick.
You grunt when you get a massage.
No, no, no, no, no. It was a trick for her to admit that she didn't say I grunted. You grunt when you get a massage. No, no, no. It was a trick
for her to admit that she
didn't make a grunt. She made
seduction noises to let him know that
he hit the right spot. Shout out to fucking
Mel.
Call it on one!
Call it on one.
Is that true? I mean, you want
to give some kind of indication
that the spot is where he's at.
But why?
If he's a professional, he knows the spot.
Your body ain't designed no different than everybody else.
No, but you don't know.
Hey, listen.
I might need a little bit more attention right now.
Exactly.
Or you might need attention in your neck area, your shoulder area.
Or your glutes or something like that.
That's why.
Wait, hold on.
That's why we got a mouth.
Attention in your glutes.
That's why we got a mouth. That's why we got a mouth.
Yo, y'all don't see what she's doing.
What?
She went to the glutes.
She went straight to the ass.
Yo.
I don't even know what a glute is.
It's the ass.
It's your ass.
It's the ass.
Mel, you had this nigga rubbing on your glutes.
So here's what I love most about it.
He asked.
He was like, would you like me to incorporate the size?
Yes, daddy.
Yes, daddy.
I said, yes.
Glute me. Yes, daddy. I carry a lot of tension there.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Can you tell us in the tone
in which you said it, though?
Say it like you said it to him.
Yes, I would like for you
to pay attention to my food.
This was extra attention.
You did not say it like that.
But you my man.
I did, I did.
I carry a lot of tension there.
I do.
Mel, you tooted that thing up in the air on him, didn't you?
Yes, he did.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Just like Deshawn.
Well, can you say that to a girl?
Deshawn in reverse.
Melissa?
Yes?
That's the voice you gave him.
Yup.
That's right.
You got her.
You got her.
Mel, let me ask a question
When he asked permission
Was it before or during the massage
It was during the massage
Okay so you did not say it like that
We know how you talk man
Ladies and gentlemen
We fucking Oh, hi.
This one did it.
Hi, I'm Mel.
Leave it with me.
Well, you're early.
Well, you're right on time.
You're right on time.
I like your tattoos.
Come inside. Are you hydrated? I have some still.
I did ask if anyone has water.
You know she said some goofy Canadian shit.
I have some sparkling water or still?
Which one would you like?
I actually did say that.
Or some wine.
We know.
We know.
You know, because it's hard work.
You know.
What was hard to him?
Hard work.
All right.
I could take... How long did it take him to leave?
Oh, no, no, no.
He like...
Y'all been in too much trouble.
I'm not talking about the money.
I'm talking about the money. I'm talking about the money. I'm talking about the money. I to him. All right. I could take that.
How long did it take him to leave?
Oh, no, no, no.
He like, you know.
Y'all been in too much of Mel's business.
Mind y'all business.
Y'all don't come in here and say, tell Mel.
Nigga, you the business invader, nigga.
You the business invader, nigga.
You business insider.
You him himself.
Business insider.
Yeah.
No, he tidied up and, you know, vacant.
Did you have a conversation while he was leaving?
Yeah, absolutely.
I got you.
Want to make sure?
Absolutely.
What was his number in case I want to hit him?
Hey, yo. Fuck you. Fuck you know, faked it. Did you have a conversation while he was leaving? Yeah, absolutely. I got you. I want to make sure.
Absolutely.
What was his number in case I want to hit him?
Hey, yo.
Fucking pause, man.
It's pride month, Flip.
There's no more pause.
Yeah, you can't pause this month.
Yeah, okay.
You can't pause this month.
No, no pause.
You do referrals, right?
I got you.
I'll give you his number.
Dope.
Let me see y'all text through it.
Uh-huh.
Put it out. Put it text her can I see I just want to make sure he keeps it professional when I when I reach out I'm famous no no I'm still on me and dude I
just want to make sure stop stop swiping what you doing why are you trembling here we go
there you go there you go you go Do not say his name
I would never
Okay
I'm not even reading this
Come on I'm a gentleman
Y'all talk
Do you have any other questions
Definitely read it
When's he coming back
I mean
It's probably a weekly thing
At least
No no no
I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do bi-weekly
Bi-weekly
Bi-weekly
You don't waste no time.
The second text, you get right to, my body is tired.
Oh, my God.
I know.
What modalities are your focus?
Shut the fuck up.
I told you.
You asked him that?
Did you think I was lying?
I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Modality.
What the fuck?
No, not Mod yeah. Modality. What the fuck? No, not Modelo.
Modality.
He knew what he was doing professionally.
Oh, wait, this nigga came a few days.
Hmm?
What?
What do you mean?
This nigga came like every other day.
No, no, no, no.
It was just once.
Oh.
Oh, I see, I see.
Yeah, just once.
Thought you had him for a second.
Joe nosy as hell.
He don't swipe back in.
He got the nosy face on.
Uh-huh.
Different.
Look at him.
You a nosy motherfucker.
That's basic.
Mel is a little flirty Miss Parker.
Mel knows what she's doing.
My body is tired.
Anyway.
Come on, we have to talk about this unfortunate news.
We do.
We do have to talk about it.
Miss Jackie O, the story is that she went to Florida to see a doctor.
I won't say the doctor's name because I do believe that he deserves some grace in this situation, too.
No information has been released.
And I know the first reaction is to be
emotional and say fuck this nigga yeah blame someone yeah but we don't know
anything so let's be careful with that but where did she went to she went to
Florida for a mommy makeover and she passed away and I just can't imagine
what what I can't imagine what DC Young Fly is going through at all I can't imagine either I
mean and her family of course but being the person to have to explain that to young children who may
not understand when I picture that as a guy I always pictured the mother having the conversation conversation. So when dad has to have it, yikes.
Yeah.
She was 32.
She was so young.
Super young, beautiful woman.
And their kids are so young.
Yeah, that's the, like, I wasn't familiar with her, but once I saw the news, you know, I clicked the page and I'm looking at the kids and I'm like, oh my God, these are babies.
Babies.
Yeah.
and I'm like, oh my God, these are babies. Babies.
Yeah.
DC, I spoke to him a couple of days ago,
because he got my family inside the Barclay.
And he was just so happy and spirited
and talking about kids and the text.
Because now to see that, to know that the kids lost
their mother, and he has to pick up,
you know,
both, play both roles.
I mean, it's very, very hard. He has to relearn how to live.
He does.
He changes everything.
He works a lot.
Changes his whole life.
And they tour a lot.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, that shit is...
Then you got to console her family as well.
That's a fact, yeah.
Yeah.
You don't even got time for that.
Yes, you do.
Because your kids don't stop.
Right.
You got to kind of suppress that because life's still moving on.
Yeah, but it's not.
I'm assuming because I've never been here.
We've never experienced it.
Thank God.
I don't think that's going to fall solely on DC.
Like, that's going to be a community.
Her family, his family.
Hopefully.
The whole family comes together for these kids. Yeah. DC like that's gonna be a community her family his family hopefully the whole
family comes together for these for these kids yeah hopefully like you said
I mean you know still y'all went to win lobby but they were paying different
yeah so now in this right we do have that we do have to have an uncomfortable conversation. We do.
I always thought that the term mommy makeover,
I've heard it before.
I always thought that that meant
after a woman has a baby,
she wants to go and get something right.
Like you want a little tummy tug you want a breast reduction or a breast lift i thought it was one of those things
i learned with this news from women out there that it's not it's not it's multiple package
it's multiple surgeries at the same time which makes it so fucking dangerous. Lipo, a BBL, and a tummy tuck.
Yeah.
And a breast lift.
And that.
Yeah, and a breast lift.
Yeah, and it leaves you, first of all,
the amount of procedures that you're having all at one shot.
Anesthesiologists, they get paid a lot of money
because that is, it's chemistry and it's
it's a fine balance you know you've got to monitor all of you got to monitor the blood pressure
you've got to monitor the heart rate there's a person weighs the hemis a person weighs it is it
is such a fine balance and anything that is off you know there can be an embolism, there can be, you know, cardiac arrest, whatever.
And I was actually researching that what makes Brazilian butt lifts and, you know, BBLs and that
sort of thing so deadly and it's whole article on why it does, but South Florida deaths show why
the, why is the most dangerous aesthetic procedure ever performed? A lot of women just seem to just be like,
you know, oh my God, I'm just going to go, you know,
get surgery done without kind of doing the research
and understanding how severe the risks might actually be.
And, you know, it's just having that many procedures,
it doesn't even matter how young you are.
You might even have like a core morbidity.
You might have like an undiagnosed, you know, ailment that you're
not even aware of. And a lot of these doctors misrepresent themselves. Like a lot of plastic
surgeons don't even go to school for plastic surgery. They might've been a gynecologist
or a dermatologist. And then they took like a weekend course or something. And then they end up performing these surgeries on unsuspecting victims and botched them.
So we don't really know what happened with Jackie O. But, you know, it was, you know, and we're speaking about the surgeries and how difficult they could be, especially to get done all at the same time.
But also you just had a baby.
I'm speaking generally.
I'm not speaking about the young lady.
You just had a baby, which the doctor tell you.
Your body's going through it.
Yeah, yeah.
You're not quite yourself yet, right?
You got to limit them.
So then that made me sad and disappointed
because I just thought about all of the women that I've heard use the term mommy makeover.
All of the women that have had babies and felt the pressure to post a picture immediately following the show that you've snapped back.
Just I started feeling real down about the societal beauty standards for women and how and how women succumb to them right but then my question was
okay so who came up with the term mommy makeover was it the women or was it the doctors i would
believe it's the doctor what i was told was it was the doctors then i got even more pissed
because i know people when people market to women especially black women so now
you got this term mommy makeover that sounds so cute sounds cute it sounds so cuddly and nice
but nah I think we need to start having a little more dangerous more conversations
about just how dangerous it is and just how deadly it is, right?
And I'll go a step further.
Some of the doctors out there that have had casualties
have a reputation of doing really fine work
amongst the women that get surgeries.
I know a lot of women
that are totally aware of the casualties
and still feel pressured enough I know a lot of women that are totally aware of the casualties.
And still feel pressured enough to go put yourself under the knife and potentially risk your death for some physical cosmetic upgrade. The way that they'll look at it, you know, every every medical professional, any doctor practicing probably has a malpractice suit against them.
You're always going to have somebody who is unhappy with results or whatever the case is.
And so when it comes to visiting a doctor, what most women should do is they should ask the doctor,
do you have any past or current malpractice suits against you? If the doctor is on the up and up, they will say yes and show you the information
because they understand that not everybody,
you know, is going to be happy with the results
and, you know, that sort of thing.
But if they try to dissuade you
from asking those kinds of questions
or they're dishonest in any type of way
about their history with past patients
or even just their certification
then you should make a beeline for the fucking door but joe is saying something totally different
he's saying they know already something yeah something about saying there are some women
yeah that still take the risk knowing about the casualties and they still because those doctors
do great do good work right so that's what i mean with doctors who do good work sometimes you'll have
the malpractice suit based on something that went awry but it's you just don't know what the
circumstances are and then women will be like okay well that's her not me and i'll let me go ahead
and do it yeah and you also hear that the percentage be so small that you think take my
lasik for example you hear lasik andIK and you hear all kind of horror stories
and people say
yo this didn't go right
this didn't go right
I went blind after this
but the percentage
be so small
and the doctor's reputation
be so great
that you say
you know what
I'll take it over here
yeah cause even this
even this doctor
appears reputable
right
like I try to
I try to
nobody thinks that
like when I first heard the story
It's like well where did she go
Yep
Same thing
And it was Florida
Nobody thinks that you're going to Florida
To get some work done
And
It's gonna end in a disaster
I told the story on the pod
One of my homegirls
She got her shit done in DR though
And she got
Like four or five procedures
At the same time
Yo she was
Stuck in DR
For over a month.
She couldn't come home because you can't fly back.
Because when you go to high altitudes,
the stitches and your blood thinns and all that shit,
they wouldn't put her on an airplane.
She got two daughters.
She was stuck in a DR dog for over a month.
Like, literally holding on by a thread.
Well, and then that's the other thing.
You have doctors, right,
that know that
you're not in the best physical shape
to get the surgeries,
but will jack the price up
and take the chance.
And we'll bypass some of the
rules and regulations here.
They'll let you know. It's fucked up out there.
They'll let you know, but they're still like...
We can still do it. We can still do it, but...
Yeah.
We gotta do it this way now. Yeah, become i got a stat here it's become more popular
over the past two decades with procedures surging more than 800 percent over the last decade alone
from 700 7382 procedures in 2011 to 61 38387 in 2021.
And that's domestically.
That's,
that's,
yeah,
that's domestic.
So imagine Brazil.
It's not even counting every year.
Everybody can't afford it.
So we go into Columbia,
we go into this country,
we go into that country because it's cheaper.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that's crazy.
Even teeth.
Everybody going to another country because the teeth are cheaper.
Turkey.
But the bad part is just the pressures
that women feel
as though they have
to do those things
to be, I guess,
competitive or attractive
in the market.
Yo, that's a bad thing.
It's being promoted
that BBLs
and these cosmetic surgeries
are the go-to
to get attention.
The look.
The look,
the go-to to get attention.
I don't want to just
minimize it by saying the look because for a lot of people it's profession too. The look. The look. The go-to to get attention. I don't want to just minimalize it
by saying the look
because for a lot of people
it's profession too.
Yeah, I'm about to say
some people,
this is an investment.
It's what?
It's profession.
Yeah.
This is an investment.
It's an investment.
They're getting this
and then they're coming back
to work.
If you're in a field.
It relies on the look, yeah.
Yes.
You get what I'm saying?
Because even for the... Yeah, but what do you say to the girl,
and I've spoken to a few of them, that is confident and
don't have any self-esteem issues.
She just couldn't get on the schedule at the hookah spot or
the hosting bar or the nightlife spot because she couldn't compete with the girls
that went and got her body done, so now she going to get her body done.
I mean, we are, in this room,
we are familiar with a bunch of women that work nightlife.
Facts.
And there are some girls
that work the nightlife scene
that have not gotten anything done
and they've been relatively successful.
Who?
We're in New York.
I could say one.
We could blank it out.
That's one.
No, I'm just saying.
She's been nightlife
for damn near a decade and a half.
And she gets to it.
And gets her bread.
But.
She just perfected her craft.
That's an outlier.
No, she would be the minority.
I know.
I'm just saying.
But she dances.
And she dances better than most.
In New York, if you ain't got nothing done, you ain't getting on that schedule.
It's damn near like that in Jersey, too.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
Oh, Jersey, too.
No, but you'll just go to a different club
with a different preferred body type.
You can go to Sapphires.
You could go to Tins.
You can go to Vivid.
You can go to the other clubs.
All right, then you ain't going to make the money
that goes back to the money.
And that's where the investment part comes in.
Goes back to the money.
Sapphires is popping on Sunday night.
I'm doing it to get in this club here.
It's not true.
It's popping on Sunday night for our demo. Them to get in this club. It's not true. It's popping on Sunday night
for our demo.
Them white boys being here
Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
and they mess with the slimmer chicks.
That's a thing for them.
And ice.
And ice.
True.
So I'm just saying,
I get it.
I'm just saying it's the look
that you're aiming for,
for whatever your demo is.
And I don't want us to deviate
from the core of this.
The core is DC, Young Fly, his family, her family, their children.
Man.
And he's winning.
He's everywhere, always seems upbeat.
He's just out here killing shit.
He is.
He's killing shit.
I just was watching this shit
like two weeks ago at M.O. Family Feud.
He turned that Family Feud
episode upside down by himself.
He's great. He's great.
He's amazing. Immensely talented. He's amazing.
And they just got their Netflix
special.
They got a Netflix special.
I didn't even know that.
That's crazy.
That's one of my biggest fears.
That's why I just be on edge.
No matter how good shit seem to be going,
one little twist,
turn,
your whole world could get rocked.
DC Young Fly,
we love you, yo.
I love you, DC Young Fly.
We love you.
And I hope they treat you and yours better than they're treating Jamie Foxx and his.
Definitely.
I'm so sick of these people.
I'm sick of these people.
It's the entitlement.
At this point, it's got to be a lawsuit or something that somebody could file.
This guy, did y'all hear this clip?
I ain't even going to really play it.
This guy. Oh, it was a clip?
It was a clip of somebody basically he was. It was a clip of a guy
saying I had a guy in the room.
He knew the dude that was in the room.
And so he was talking about Jamie's
condition.
And what prompted his condition.
Yeah, and the condition that
nobody's, you know, basically
nobody in the family is being truthful about.
But that's their decision.
I know.
I know.
It is.
When a thousand percent not our fucking business.
If you don't want to be truthful about it, then let them not be truthful about it.
Right.
They don't owe you an explanation.
They don't owe a shit.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I had somebody in the room who let me know.
See, that's your stop right there.
I'm not playing this.
That's the lawsuit.
But that's where it should stop.
I had somebody in the room that let me know.
Let you know what?
What are you talking about?
I had somebody in the room.
Yeah.
That disturbs me.
And this ain't a black guy, so that disturbs me even more.
And Dr. Drew ain't a black guy.
That disturbs me even more and dr drew ain't a black guy that disturbs me even more handle yours like that like don't handle ours like that somebody as talented as jamie foxx every
other week we got to get a false report on his health when they ready to say what's going on
with his health and that's it they will tell us what's going on with his health the rest of y'all
relax none of y'all owe no damn explanation. I saw a picture of Shaka Zulu
at Ludacris'
Hollywood Walk of Fame
shit that they did.
I was like,
oh shit, Shaka.
Good to see Shaka.
Yeah, up and walking around, yeah.
I've been thinking
about Shaka.
Good.
That's it.
That's it, yeah.
That's all you get.
Facts.
Hey, y'all good?
Salute.
Shout out to Shaka.
Prayers for Jamie Foxx.
We love you.
Prayers for the family. No matter what Your damn condition is
That shit just gotta be
Like
You be ready to slap somebody
Like you be really ready
To put some hands on somebody
I think
The click
Is more important
Than the life
Absolutely
I feel like
You know
Get the news out there first
To get the attention
And sometimes
You know
These news
Do take you
To a different stratosphere
but at whose expense?
They don't care.
To them,
the injustice
is justified means.
They don't care.
We don't care
what we got to do to get...
No, they'll justify it.
They'll be like,
oh, we just reporting
what everybody want to hear.
That's the justification.
Or if we don't do it,
somebody else will.
That line there.
The sad part about it
is that they have lawsuits
to protect them
if we react, right? So if I have a reaction
And I see you
Asking about my mom
Or recording
Or something like that
And I react
I can get sued
For a lot of money
But they don't have
Lawsuits
To protect
The families
Whose
Personal business
Is being invaded
And it's wrong
The law needs to change
Maybe that's your car window
In your space
You can crash You can do anything You can do any of those things My window's down You're right here and it's wrong. It's very wrong. Maybe that's your car window in your space.
You can crash.
You can do anything. You can do any of those things.
My window's down.
You're right here
with a phone in my face.
Like, there's no law
to protect that.
That's crazy to me.
At some point in America,
you got to do better.
Yeah.
Yeah, I agree.
We love you.
We love you, Jamie Foxx.
Yeah, right on up.
The baby, not the baby.
Gunna is on the academics post saying that he's not talking about Lil Baby.
Yeah, I just went and pulled it up.
He said, hey, that's cap.
I just want to, excuse me, I'm just letting the world hear my story,
which does not say he's not talking about Lil Baby.
He's just saying, just telling my truth.
There you go.
Tell your truth. Tell your truth.
Tell your truth, King.
Truth teller.
Game one of the NBA finals.
Oh.
Had to turn that one off.
The finals was the Celtics and Heat series for me.
That's the last final series that I'm watching.
This one might be a clean sweepy.
I don't want to see that, but.
Yeah, it's just not sexy.
No, it's the two best teams, but one team is the better best team... It's just not sexy. No, it's the two best teams, but
one team is the better best team.
It's just not sexy to me.
You can see the actual difference.
They're not going to sweep.
I hope they don't.
I don't look at it like Parkside's at all.
Yeah, they're not going to sweep.
I don't look at it like that.
I see how you can see that from that game,
but listen,
that was an easy game to bet on. Yeah, for sure. That was an easy game to bet on yeah yeah for sure
that was an easy game to bet on they had a long series no difference in Denver the altitude
it's the altitude them boys ain't about to are you on the road with G League players that have
thrived all playoffs but now you're playing against an extremely long and tall team.
Well-coached team.
Arguably the best.
Yeah, well-coached.
Who's had nine days, nine days to plan for this bullshit zone
that has been working against the Eastern Conference teams.
But Denver's not done.
This team can score from everywhere.
They can.
I want to really shout out the Knicks, yo.
Round of applause to the fucking Knicks.
You guys. None of this to the fucking Knicks. You guys.
None of this is possible
without you guys.
Jamal Murray,
Nick.
But that's not what I'm upset about.
Michael Porter Jr.
should not be on the Nuggets.
And that one is not just on the Knicks.
That's on 14 teams
that passed on Michael Porter Jr.,
who was supposed to be the number one pick in that draft,
but he had a back problem.
Denver had the luxury of drafting him, well, him falling to them,
letting him sit for the year.
Develop him.
Year and a half.
Develop him, chill, get right.
And now he out there 6'10", looking like Kevin Durant Jr.
Aaron Gordon is out there looking like Dr. J or somebody.
He's doing what he wants.
And I have yet to say they're two best players.
I ain't say KCP.
They kind of bug out a little bit, them boys.
Shout out to Denver.
That team is stacked.
But I think that Eric Spolster is going to figure that out.
And not just that.
Miami played a shitty game.
And still was in the game.
Miami was in the game in the fourth quarter.
They were down by nine.
Every time Denver looked like they would pull away.
Those shots Miami made.
Miami would do something.
And I was like, they only down 12.
Yeah.
But they couldn't buy Beckett.
They couldn't buy Beckett.
They couldn't score.
And Denver was on the A game.
Denver was shooting in the beginning of the first half like 60-something percent.
They played a very good game.
And Miami still didn't get like what?
Now, I do think that Denver didn't look like they were playing at 100 percent.
They didn't look like they were ever not in control of that game.
That's true.
Denver always looked like they were.
It looked very effortless.
But are you never not in control with Miami until they come back and even that shit up? And you're like, oh, shit, we in a dogfight now. That's how. Denver always looked like It looked very effortless. But are you never not in control with Miami until they come back
and even that shit up
and you're like,
oh shit, we in a dogfight now.
That's how Miami do it.
That's how they do it.
They be losing the whole game
and at the end,
just start pulling out tricks.
And the Miami,
this is my thing with Miami.
The shots that they've made
all playoffs long,
they got great shots.
They got wide open threes.
They were missing layups
and they got wide open threes. Those shots typically layups, and they got wide open threes.
Those shots typically go in for them.
A couple of those shots changes the whole complexion of the game.
I didn't know that Denver, right, because they were talking about the altitude,
and they said of home records in all of sports,
Denver has the best home record by far. In all of sports. In all of sports, Denver has the best home record by far.
In all of sports.
In all of sports.
By far.
Utah is two in the NBA.
And then every other team is around the same.
So, I got Miami.
That makes sense.
Of course.
That shit ain't no joke, dog.
It's hard to fuck out there.
I'm telling you something.
I got it done.
But it's difficult.
Shout out to Denver.
I think this series goes to six at least.
I got Miami getting two of these things.
I do think it's Denver's time, though.
It's Denver's time.
They've knocked at the door for enough years.
They went through what championship teams need to go through.
Yeah, and they talk
about it all the time.
Like, Jamal Murray
talks about it.
Michael Porter Jr.
talks about it.
Is Yoke
a superstar to y'all?
Yes.
This is a quick question.
No question.
What's his,
where's his sneaker deal?
I don't know.
I don't know if he's,
what commercial is he in?
I don't know if he's
marketable like that.
And that's part of superstars
to me.
That's why I was gonna say no.
Great point.
Great point. Part of, some superstars be more marketing than they found a way to market kawaii leonard who don't talk at all it's a fact a little bit not really yeah
no no they market him not talking they market that that little bullshit laugh that's the thing
they market it he's got a sneaker. Greek Freak,
the other one who I thought of.
He's in commercials. He's in Google commercials.
Speaking of Google commercials, I want to shout out
Taylor Rooks
who keeps popping up
on these Google commercials for me.
What's the comedian's name?
Drewski.
I want to shout him out. Boy, is he killing.
I ain't seen King Batch in
about two years.
My nigga Drewski ruined some of you niggas comedy.
He's funny.
No, he is.
He's funny.
Very funny.
And fat niggas are like personable and marketable.
And he's got a lot of good things going on about him.
Shout out to Drewski.
But what was I talking about?
Oh, the finals.
No, the superstar shit with Joker.
Oh, but that was just a quick little tidbit.
I'm back to the finals.
Now that we got our serious takes out the way,
I'm here for some jokes.
Boy, these two teams look like some of the worst finals teams
I ever seen on the television.
I didn't even know what jerseys those was.
Oh, you're talking about how they look.
I'm just talking about how they look.
Yeah, okay.
I'm just talking about turning the TV on and seeing those jerseys.
One of them we've never seen in the finals.
And that floor.
Yeah, man.
Even the last few times I've seen Miami look funny to me, too.
Last few times I've seen them, it was Dwayne Wade doing this.
Yeah.
LeBron throwing it up.
Powder in the air.
Ray Allen.
Gah, gah, gah, gah, gah.
These niggas look funny to me.
They do.
It ain't the most sexy finals
yeah
it is the
this is the most
unsexy finals I ever seen
and if I was ever
confused about that
you know on the commercials
they try to give you
coming from the break
they try to give you
the
history
and the
legacy
of the team
here come Denver
showing me Dan Issel
hey respectfully
respectfully dog SE of the team. Here come Denver showing me Dan Issel. Hey, respectfully.
Respectfully, dog.
This ain't sexy.
Dan Issel,
90 years old up here.
Ain't nobody know who we are.
They just look easy.
Yo, y'all telling me.
They gotta stop doing that.
This is less sexy than Milwaukee.
Milwaukee Phoenix?
Yeah, that was better.
Ice.
The opening singers
that was something in The opening singers That
Was something in the
Black
Moon band
Or some book
Like what
Some Denver's own
I'm like who the fuck
Yeah it's trash
This kid
It's terrible my nigga
I don't know
Milwaukee Denver
That was bad
I mean Milwaukee Phoenix
That was bad
Bad bro
No it's horrible
At least we got some games
These niggas only got nice sneakers
In the world
Yeah they look
These niggas Haircuts look whack At least we got some games in Miami. These niggas don't even got nice sneakers in the world. Yeah, they look... These niggas, these niggas.
These niggas, these niggas.
These niggas, these niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas.
These niggas. These niggas. These niggas. These niggas. These niggas. White jeans, white heels. And then you got to see Joker doofy ass get 50.70 assists and 90 rebounds.
Yeah, looking up.
Oh, my God.
That's why he ain't get MVP.
Jamal Murray on the floor doing the Jimmy Butler mop,
but it don't look like when Jimmy Butler did it.
Like, they can't sexy this up for me.
I know.
It's sports.
Who cares about the sexy?
You got to meet Joe Budden.
Black people.
Me.
Black people.
Oh, we do care.
Yeah, I care. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know if I'm. Black people. Black people. Oh, we do care. Yeah, I care.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't know if I'm-
Lamar Murray can't look
flush in some New Balance.
I watched that game-
I watched that game
multitasking.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It wasn't my focus.
Hey, nobody hit my phone
to say, yo-
When we out for the game?
Tonight, ah, ah, ah,
we outside the game, nigga.
Dry on the phone.
I don't like it.
That's true.
I told you.
The finals was no one hit me up to watch the game.
Not at all.
Nobody tried to come to my house.
That game seven that passed?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
On fire.
Most viewed game seven in the history of the league.
Wow.
At 14 million people or something.
Google it yourself.
I ain't fact checking, man.
But most viewed game in
game seven in history.
Wow.
And see, to me, in the
Eastern Conference Finals.
I'm sorry.
In the Eastern Conference
Finals.
Oh, in the Eastern Conference
Still.
Still a lot.
Still a feat.
That's a feat.
Hell yeah.
For the history of the
NBA.
Nigga, look who played in
the Eastern Conference.
Right.
You discount all of
Jordan, Nick's battles.
LeBron. That's a lot. That's true. You discount all of Jordan, Nick's battles. LeBron.
That's a lot.
That's true.
That's true.
No, it's not sexy at all.
Shannon Sharp.
Shannon Sharp getting the fuck away from Skip Bayless.
He got a buyout from FS1.
I'm hearing for both.
Both shows. Both shows.
Both entities.
Oh, wow. Club Shay Shay.
Club Shay Shay and... Which is
produced by Fox. I didn't realize they did that. Wow, okay.
Good for him. Damn.
I wonder what that means. Once I saw the cameras, I was like,
well, yeah.
For real, and that set.
You know the set. I'm looking at the set.
Yeah, no doubt no doubt yeah you are
but i always look at like uh sports dudes different like y'all have money coming into
this shit so i'm not surprised when sports dude have like a nice production sports dudes don't
typically want to take their money and spend it on tv type camera those cameras are very expensive
huh shannon shannon would be in my, I don't know him,
but he seems like the one that's like, no, no, no.
Give me that high level shit.
I don't know where you get that from.
Shannon just got this gig and just started popping.
I'm taking my popping money and investing like that.
He's been at, whatchamacallit?
I didn't know it was that long.
He got fired.
No, I'm talking about with Skip.
I didn't know it was seven years.
That shit flew by.
Has it been seven years? Seven fucking years, yo. Shut was seven years. That shit flew by. Has it been seven years?
Seven fucking years, yo.
Shut up.
Word.
That shit flew by.
Seven years he been with Skip.
I thought Skip was with
Stephen A. Smith.
Seven years ago.
Eight years ago.
He's been at with,
for seven joints.
I didn't know it.
Time is going fast.
Time is flying.
Except for last month.
Last month was his month.
You know what I mean?
That's a long time.
It is. So I think that- But I mean That's a long time It is
So I think that
But I mean
Nobody was shocked at this
We ain't gotta put on
Our sad somber voice
This was expected
I had no idea
It was seven years ago
2016
Wow
So I think that
They said that
Potentially ESPN
Is definitely courting him
To come over there
ESPN trying to take everybody
They're trying to get
The whole Avengers
I think that...
They need that.
I think he'll land well.
Prior to being on the Skip show,
we've seen Shannon talk.
I didn't know he was that personable.
I think they needed more than they're letting on to.
Who?
ESPN?
It's been dry over there.
They've been canceling shows left and right
over the last couple years.
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
And with the numbers that Disney Plus is doing,
it's being reported. Big, big, big declines.
I didn't know that.
Who they went and gave the money to says a lot.
Yeah.
Pat McAfee.
Uh-huh.
People that can build their own audience.
Oh, that's true.
That's probably what they're doing.
Absolutely.
We're going to knock the shit and build our own show.
People that have already built their own audience
come on Monday through Thursday and are competition for us.
Right.
They're on there for four hours straight.
These are hard working motherfuckers.
They did the same thing with Woj.
They gave Woj a big bag.
The people that was competition, we need them over here.
And when I say competition, I mean in that digital consumption world.
In any space, honestly.
Yeah.
They don't care what.
They're across the board. So I wouldn't be surprised to see Shannon go over there yes and I'm also not shocked that Shannon got the fuck away from all skip
skip and that buyout thing it said it said ESPN to me sure yeah because if I'm
FS1 and this is my hit show, who am I just accepting money from?
And let's have a lot of respect for you.
That's true.
You got to pay like you weigh.
And ESPN did.
Well, that's in the assumption.
But somebody did.
And this took a long time, right?
If we're going back to the Hamlin situation, that some people don't put a lot of stock in.
I do only because I know Shannon Sharp
is passionate about
being a player
and that shit
that Skip said
about a player
was offensive.
Yeah.
I think it's...
Shannon not going to work
was a thing.
I think it's them
before that.
Oh yeah, definitely.
They've been brewing.
It was more like
nailing the coffin.
It's hard to tell
with debate shows
because their job
is to debate.
To debate. You know what I mean? But then when you don't show up for work... For coffin. It's hard to tell with debate shows because their job is to debate. To debate.
You know what I mean?
But then when you don't show up for work.
For sure.
The Hamlin, I agree with being an absolute factor in this.
But the stuff before, it's like, I mean, yeah.
I think it's easy to tell with debate shows.
But when you're getting along,
I wouldn't have not showed up for work.
Yeah, no doubt.
I would have came to work and we could have discussed it
and then they might have went left.
In debate shows, there is a style of debate that
all of them have we've been watching these debate shows for a million years we know how
well i know let me speak for myself when the personality get on when they say hey we got j
will hey we got i know how this fight is going to go tim legler jj reddick whoever they put up
there i know how the fight is going to go when it teeters outside of that like we remember Jalen Rose, Skip Bayless
we remember
Michael Irvin had a few
I remember when the debate went awry
and the producers in your ear screaming
get it out of here
and Skip and
Shannon have had a few of those
where I could tell
oh this is real
this is off script.
This is real.
Yeah, it's real.
Yeah, Skip is really offended.
He's really rattled.
He's really saying some shit.
He's personalizing some shit.
I can see what Shannon do.
Anyway, I hope they all right.
Skip, tough for me to say bad shit about Skip.
He gave Shannon Sharp a chance, and it worked.
And it worked.
He gave Stephen A a chance, and it worked and it worked he gave Stephen A a chance and it worked
after being fired from ESPN I remember when Stephen A was like hey don't say nothing but
Skip might I mean it might be me and him in this thing and that'd be huge and sure enough it was
huge like got to tip your hat to to Skip and the job that he does and has done for some of our
skip in the job that he does and has done for some of our black leaders in that space.
And again, I would have never even thought that Shannon Sharp was personable enough to pull that off.
He got there like on the B.
He damn near became the A.
Nobody knew he had that level of personality and that level of comedic humor.
He bought and he didn't he didn't deviate from who he was.
He up there with, let me get some yak
with a cigar in his mouth. He did the black
thing, but the classy fly suit
fitted suit black thing, and nobody
knew that. I didn't think he could pull that off.
Seven years later, he's at the top of the
field. Like, yeah, you got to salute Skip for that.
Yeah, I salute them both, man.
Round of applause. Hold up.
Let me get a round of applause ready
And I'm pretty sure wherever he lands is gonna be successful. He's a star now. He's a star now.
Well guys
Y'all not exempt, though. What the fuck you talking about?
Thought shit was sweet.
Is this song for me?
Y'all my man, but another one bites the dust.
This ain't for you.
You got to go.
You booked a flight to Miami on a Friday.
Hot as Friday out on a work day.
I'm not dabbing you.
Let's go.
Excuse me. You're blocking my camera view, please.
What's your Minneapolis tinderhook shorts on?
Alright, let's say sayonara.
Another great one bites the dust.
Are you hanging on the edge of your seat?
Number one, one, one.
I don't know the dumb way to pull this rip.
Mm, mm, mm.
To the side of the big game. Another one bites the dust. It wouldn't have been fair
if I didn't play.
I had to play.
Yeah.
I had to play.
You got to be fair
across the board.
Yeah, no, it's true.
I had to do it.
Who's ready for a part
of the show?
Let's do it.
Okay.
Part of the show
from Lamar.
We have heard
that name before.
Lamar?
Lamar says, We have heard that name before. Lamar's? Lamar says,
Hey, Joe.
I'm facing a moral dilemma.
Uh-oh.
And I'm curious how you guys would handle this situation.
I've been married to my wife for four years,
and I must admit that she is truly one of my best friends,
and I have a lot of love for her.
That's dope.
However, one key ingredient in our intimacy is missing.
In our entire time being married,
we have not been able
to consummate our marriage.
Excuse me?
Okay.
Consummate,
that means they didn't
change that meaning, did it?
Nah.
Unless he's not using
the word right.
Yeah, keep reading, keep reading.
Maybe he's thinking
something else.
She unfortunately has a lot of
anxiety surrounding sex due to trauma in the past i was not aware of this before i was understanding
for the first couple of years but now four years in it's just opening the door for temptation
i have never cheated in this relationship nor in the past due to my personal morals, but this is becoming a struggle.
She's finally starting to see a therapist about the problem after having been in denial for the first three years, but no progress has been made yet.
There are more details to be added, but I do not want to muddy the waters too much.
My question for the crew is, what would you do if your partner, for whatever reason, was unable to perform sexually, but also did not want you stepping out?
Big fan of the pod.
Shout out to you all.
Much love and respect.
Jeez, that's tricky.
I'm stepping out.
Respect to you too, Lamar.
Yeah, get a prostitute.
I'm stepping out.
How about y'all?
No, yes, I'm absolutely stepping out.
It's a struggle for me.
I wouldn't have stepped in. Yeah, yes, I'm absolutely stepping down. It's just looking simple for me. I would have never stepped in.
Yeah, like, how did we get married?
And four years later?
No, they're married for four.
No, I know.
That's what I'm saying.
Which means they might have dated prior to for a couple.
No, I understand that.
But listen, okay?
Fine.
Waiting up until marriage to have sex.
No, not fine.
No, I understand.
I'm just saying, okay.
But four years
into the marriage.
Y'all know I'm not.
I don't know what you're saying.
I don't understand.
I don't understand
how in the communication zone,
just in communicating
with your significant other,
does this not become
a conversation?
He said that
she had some trauma
from past relationships
that he didn't know about.
I don't see how you guys,
even if y'all didn't broach sex
until y'all got married,
y'all should have at least
discussed sex.
Y'all should have communicated
about sex.
Are we serious or are we joking?
No, I'm being serious.
No, I just need to know
before I say what I'm thinking.
I got one word.
The past relationship trauma
is a homeboy still
Knocking that down
She don't need you
Nah
Nah
Okay
I'm not getting that
Yeah
Okay
She can pump two dudes
Yo we been together
We never be
I wouldn't be there
To try to figure it out
That's what I'm saying
That's what I'm talking about
Like I don't
Cause he's saying
She one of his best friends
I don't see how
She's one of your best friends
If y'all don't have
enough communication
to even broach the sex topic.
Are you marrying someone
you never had sex with?
No.
No.
Okay.
Just wanted to make sure
it wasn't just me.
I'm not marrying somebody
that I ain't getting
no box on my honeymoon.
What are you talking about?
I take it so further,
I'm not making you
my girlfriend
if we ain't had sex.
But some people
got their own moral compass.
Yeah, I'm not marrying nobody. I can't fuck at had sex. But some people got their own moral compass. Yeah, I'm not marrying nobody.
I can't fuck at my bachelor party like freely.
That's your bachelor party.
Wait, wait, wait.
Talk about what?
Hold on, hold on.
You just fucked me up.
She coming to the bachelor party?
She's coming to your bachelor party?
Oh, well, no, mine.
Yeah.
She's going to jump right out the cake.
That's true.
Aha!
That is true.
Oh, man. I'm talking shit. Lamar, I'm stepping out, cake. That's true. Aha! That is true. Oh, man.
I'm talking shit.
Lamar, I'm stepping out, yo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it sound like you can't honestly step out.
Four years?
He shouldn't even feel.
It's not just like regular, yo, we've been together for a million years and this shit ain't spicy no more.
This is like.
We never did it.
Yeah.
We never did it.
I'm lost.
I'm sorry.
I'm lost.
Yeah.
That's not. That's not good'm lost I'm sorry I'm lost Yeah That's not That's not good
We don't get that far
We don't
At all
Four years
Yo dawg
Sex is important
In my relationship
Very important
I need to know
That we can
That this is good here too
All the other
Like it's a bunch of check marks
And sex is one of them
I'm going to give me some sex
Fam
From something with Are we even sure About what And sex is one of them. I'm going to. Give me some sex. Fair.
Are we even sure?
About what?
That he's not getting?
No.
No, that she's not.
Oh, that she's not.
That she's not what?
That she's not getting sex on the side.
We're not even sure she's a she.
All right, y'all.
I don't know where y'all are going. Oh, oh, oh, oh.
So maybe the fact that she's been hiding,
maybe the fact that she's been denying him sex
is because she's hiding a big secret,
is what you're saying.
Happy problem.
What is wrong with you?
Happy problem.
Yeah, I don't know.
Where did they take this?
I was translating.
Don't say that.
I was translating.
Where did y'all take this?
I was translating.
Don't say it like that.
You're not trans anything
you right
you right about that
he's just finding out four years later
it would be late and
nope
if that's the case
boy you're the man for this being such a friendly
little email here
I'll find out Boy, you're the man for this being such a friendly little email here.
I'll find out.
Please stop.
I can just hear it.
Stop.
Sorry, LeVar.
Peace out.
Sorry, man.
Listen, what I will say, however, it's more important than it's ever been if you are a straight man to do your research on what's going on out there.
That is true.
There's a few of them on Instagram
that'll trick you.
And that's all I got.
And I know it's a mind fuck
because I look and I say about something like, like god damn this bitch is fine enough to be
a nigga
flip my hair
yo stop
there's nothing wrong with you yo
it's tricky
oh man
tell him to stop
just scream stop
I'm about to turn up now that you're going you're not tricky again Tell him to stop. Tell him to stop. Just scream stop. Just scream stop.
I'm about to turn up. I'm about to turn up now that you're gone.
You're not tricky again.
Oh, man.
I sprayed.
I sprayed.
All right, Lamar.
I hope we was able to help.
Best of luck, friend.
I don't know what to tell you about that one.
Best of luck, friend.
Shit.
The fuck are you doing in that situation?
You got to do something.
Four years.
I keep telling y'all exactly what I was.
I'm stepping out.
Yeah.
Nigga, I am.
I step side to side.
Don't sing it.
Don't, don't.
Nigga.
Yeah.
I'm going to cheat with a few people.
I got makeup for all this time I missed.
My dude's just out in the basement going crazy by himself.
Gallons.
Fucking five gallon jug of lube down the face
Y'all are gross man
He cannot sleep on the couch
In his crib
Don't touch nothing
Oh shit your man Biden
Fell down again
That was funny
You out of here
Yeah
Took a tomboy.
That's some ceremony.
Some ceremony.
He old as hell.
Can they just stop walking him around, y'all?
Get him a chair, man.
Get my man a chair, bruh.
One of them little roller schooler things.
Carry him like a Jewish one.
And he can't walk.
You think he's going to balance himself
with a scooter?
No, the little walker shit.
Oh, yeah.
God.
A cane at least.
Prop him up.
Give him a kickstand.
Weekend at Bernie's
house.
Exactly what I was
thinking.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
H1, why you
saying that to me?
What?
Don't steal my
shirt.
Don't take your
sleeper.
How many times you stolen my sleeper?
When's the last time I took your sleeper?
Maybe like last week.
And just to be clear for the audience,
your version of steal your sleeper
is playing the song that you were going to play
without knowing that that's the song you were going to play.
Okay.
Yeah.
And you got that feeling about the steal your shit.
Yeah, I do.
But where you get that feeling from?
Go ahead.
You got it, fam. Let's see. Now I about to steal your shit yeah I do but where you get that feeling from go ahead you got it fam
let's see
now I want to steal your shit
I know you do
you rap fast
I wish I knew what it was
I would
I'm going to play a record
from a young lady
named
Queen
Nija
love her
me and Parks Nija. Love her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, This record is called Words of Affirmation.
All right, my man, my man.
You don't care, nigga. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n- Love me, tell me you love me And even when I feel it, still need to hear it
Cause your words really touch me
I'ma need a little more than you being present
I need a little more than you just giving me presents
I need communication, affirmations, appreciations
So say it, say it, say it
Over and over, over and over
Over and over, over and over again
Over and over, over and over, over and over again
Worthy, tell me I'm worthy
I'll be your peace in everything you need
Just promise not to hurt me
I'ma need a little more than you being present
I need a little more than you just giving me presents
I need communication, affirmations, appreciations
So say it, say it, say it
Over and over, over and over
Over and over again
Over and over, over and over, over and over again
I wanna hear you over and over, over and over, over and over again
Over and over, over and and over Over and over
Over and over again
Yeah, yeah
Really need to hear it like now
Tell me that you want me, tell me that you need me
Brand new music from Queen Naja
That record is called Words of Affirmation
I fuck with her style of making music No song creation, I do I gotcha. That record is called Words of Affirmation.
I fuck with her style of making music. No song creation, I do.
Yeah, all out, me too.
Shut up, I got something.
She fire, what you want me to say?
I fuck with her.
I know, I've been seeing a lot on the ground
that you think is fire.
Excuse me?
Nothing.
Oh, that's my job to, you know, seek,
that's how I find sleepers and stuff.
You know, that's what I look for in music. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, no, I'm dead. They promote on the ground. That's a good one, that's my job to you know see that's how I find sleepers and stuff music they promote on the ground let me see where my god I'm going to Detroit
man I know where I was going this record is called back on the road by friend of
the show I Iceware Vezzo. I done turned my hood to chop a city like LaToonch in them My lil' Muslim goonies hit yo' kufi for some rootchie rims
She fucked it like a group and get that coochie for two poochie bags
It been stacking seeds and been put up, but not as motion though
Need to kick that dope, I pull up cups until they overflow
Twenty-three new goals, so bet that dealer they been spoken for
I got so much water on my wrist, look like a ocean coast
Can't never bring my name up with no racks, I keep my work on
Can't help everybody, soon as you tell them no, they gon' throw dirt on you
Six and three look like a limousine, I threw some merch on you
Stretch a twirl, don't be the next to tell I got the chirps on me
Fuck around, be trappin' till I'm fifty, bitch, I love the life
I hate pussy niggas, don't like rappers, I love mud and ice
Steed uncaught a body at the store, they gave my cousin life
Went to Mexico to find a plug
I just went clubbing twice
Niggas seen me come from rags to riches
Tryna ride the wave
Unky said before he touch that fin
He'd rather die for me
It's like 20 shooters
Got 10 choppers sent right by the stage
Look them in his eyes
You know they pussy when they high
They chain
Problem with these niggas
Ain't no different than these hoes
Seen the gangs and break the code
Watch the rat turn troll
30 tests on post
40 racks on close
Fuck this rap shit
If it don't work
We back on roll
Nigga
That's Back on the Roll
Iceware Bezo
Friend of the show
That's tough
That's tough
I'm going to Chicago
This is Saba No ID
Human Nature
Yeah
Yeah, damn
Damn
I was going through a human nature
Damn
Niggas busy asking me for favors
Damn
With a young Nia or a Jada
If looks kill, I with moses in the
manger damn pearly gates and familiar faces damn we ain't in the street but still adjacent
never leave the team i'm like damien yeah drop flows rap capo the h and i see they hoped i'd
never blow like i'm hiv my girl SheBall like, her name Taurasi
Hotel with the big couch, this ain't the lobby
The mics I've touched, they might leave dust cause after me
Ain't nobody gon' wanna speak up, I need green light
I'm Don Juan Bishop, for all the time that the blue and red strike your lust
Yeah, resisting, I'm Phil Jack with the crack system
Cashed in, switch banks like Aunt Vivian
I was young and told myself I had to plan this one
Unironically, nobody could see the vision
Different types of lifestyles, you getting likes up
I'm getting breaded, it's not perfect, but it suffices
I'm trying to eat like morbidly obese
Fuck a friend, I need brands that send me shit for free
Damn, I was going through it, didn't then say shit damn you was busy asking me for favors damn young Lisa
Benes and I late then if looks kill shit she gotta be dangerous damn I put on the
bros I'm like Damon damn I ain't in the street but I'm adjacent yeah keep it a
hundred will Chamberlain yeah never leave the team light Saba, No I.D., Human Nature
Y'all don't sound like your early Kanye
Little bit, little bit, Chicago shit
Little No I.D. bounce
Chicago shit
I'm going to Friday featuring Chris Brown
Song is called Don't Give It Away. Don't give it away.
You know it's mine. Tell me who gon' make you feel this way
So many times I fucked up with you, but I'm done with the games
And I got one in you too deep, but girl, I need you to stay
Don't give it away
No, no
Order what you want and put it all on me
Now we go together like a harmony
Every time we pop out, we gon' make a scene
Know that you ain't fuckin' with no goofy
We gon' fuck around and make a movie
Let me get it wetter than Jacuzzi
Shawty, you know you can have it all
When you be actin' different after 4K
There ain't no competition with you, I don't even gotta choose
And I don't plan on stopping, I'll be rocking with you when I lose
So baby, if it ain't you, I don't know who's who
Shawty, I need you, Shawty, I need you
Don't give it away, know it's mine, tell me who gon' make you feel this way
So many times I fucked up with you, but I'm done with the games
Ain't like I wanted you to need, but girl, I need you to stay
Don't give it away
Keep that shit a hundred, oh, nothing at all
When you fucked up, tell me, who do you call?
Put you on my team, even gave your ass the ball
Tell me you want chains like, like, he's in a bar
Used to look over the city while I blow your back out
Love when I'm aggressive, I might pull a track out
Put it in reverse, you don't have to back out
Every time we fuck, girl, I made you tap out, yeah
It ain't no competition with you i don't even gotta choose
so baby if it ain't you i don't know who's who
oh Shawty, I need you, yeah Don't give it away That's Friday and Chris Brown, Don't Give It Away.
That shit right there.
And you got your shit off without Joe stealing it.
Proud of you, man.
Okay.
What we got, Mel?
Mine, of course, you know, I'm going to be a little bit more...
Earthy?
Cerebral.
This is one of my favorite groups from Australia.
It's called Tame Impala.
And the song is called Posthumous Forgiveness.
I preface this by saying it's a six minute song.
I know you're not going to play the whole thing, but it's like two songs in one.
So if you do like the way it sounds, I recommend you check it out.
Can you get a massage to it?
I will definitely get a massage to this.
I will definitely get a massage to this. No one else compared to you, no way
I always thought heroes get close
Whenever trouble times rose
I didn't know
Ain't always how it goes
Every single word you told me
I believe without a question
Always
To save all of us You put out a question always
To save all of us
You told us both to trust
But now I know you only save yourself
Did you think I'd never know
Nenggak na nanggap
Nenggak na sangkasak That's Posthumous Forgiveness Part 1, or the first half of it it at least it sounded like they're about to go for a while
It's a bot if you think I'm letting somebody rub my back to that I'm gonna kick the ass out my house
Fucking massage did at all
Listen I like to smoke a little bit before a massage. Get a little groovy.
So you setting a whole vibe.
Yeah.
Hey, bro.
Candles, incense.
And candles?
Okay.
All right.
Yup.
Yup.
Yup.
Yeah.
Hey, Stan.
What are you talking about?
Is it gone?
Yes. No, let us answer since he was the one
who wanted to point it out and tell him
how to get it off, boss.
Watch your mouth.
What's wrong?
What's up with you?
It's Pride Month.
What does that have to do with me?
Why you keep saying that?
Listen.
Nope, nope.
Nope. I never heard this woman month
more this year
than I have in my life
y'all went crazy
for women's month
no no no
the first day
it was like
four hours into the day
they was getting
they shit on
it was March
guess what month
this guy
this guy
it's women's month it's the month of women we've had like That was March. Guess what I'm up to this guy. That's Remus, man.
This is my little Remus.
We've had like two months since then.
Well, three.
Anyways, whatever.
Why do you love birds?
Oh my God.
Time and a place.
Time and a place.
Listen to me, track bitch.
in a place.
Time in a place.
Listen to me track, bitch.
Shout out to
Stronghand
staying out there.
Getting my
co-host right.
We appreciate you.
Mel, appreciate you too.
Big Mel.
Big Stan. big male big stand
yo I hope you enjoyed this podcast
as much as we enjoyed giving it to you
I want to thank my coals for
their participation
in our amazing game
I want to thank you guys out for their participation in our amazing game.
I want to thank you guys out there.
None of this is possible without y'all.
What's y'all weekend plans?
Anything lit?
Anything lit?
Roots picnickers this weekend.
Shout out to those of y'all going to Philly.
Stay safe.
Stay dangerous.
All of that.
Until then, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there till the next time i bid you a new farewell adios arriba dirty hasta la vista
it goes Shout out to those of y'all going to the beach this weekend.
Again, those of y'all traveling, stay safe.
Life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
Hey, let's go Wale.
Big DC, Big DC Big DC
Inga
I'm a bad motherfucker
Motherfucker
Ayy
Ayy
Ayy Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah Rah I just done chucked him and we be dead And what's your name? And you got him, boo I'm Wale And I be shot up all day
My eyes red, come on, all that hate
Don't blow my eye, let me shine
Come on and beat with me, take my time
Nigga, one beat, we just hit it off
Yo, last but not least
Motherfucker, these hoes ain't mine
This you out your mind
You out your mind
The baddies are insecure
And they're renting masseuses
To come to their homes
That they don't know
Strange
Anyway Stag that women wanna travel And the closed-minded women to come to their homes that they don't know. Strange. Anyway.
Stag that women want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you a Tylenol, enjoy yourself.
Hey, here it goes. You gon' lose your pay after number four this Monday I'ma do it for you, I'ma do it for you I'ma do it for you, I'ma do it for you
Shout out to the girls that come sit on the edge of your bed
With their outside clothes on, you fuckin' heathens
Disgusting freaks
Watch your move and I'ma see you in the party
It's gonna be fun
Roscoe Day, okay
R-O-S-C-O, we move it, shorty, put it on
I be goin' ham, shorty, up and from below This song like the Pilates-O, we move it shorty, put it on I be going ham, shorty up and from below
This song like the Pilates shop, up, don't it?
Right up
I don't have no big plans this weekend
I'm going golfing
Be with my baby
Try to stay out the heat
And going to Kevin Hart's shit on Sunday
Okay Big outside, big outside trying to stay out the heat and uh going to Kevin Hart shit on Sunday that's it okay
big outside
big outside
hey
alright we gone man y'all hold it down same time same place next week And I'ma throw this money While you do it with no hands Got me down the way you move it
I'ma take your time
Ladies, this your game
I'ma set my style
You gon' move the game
Shut up to y'all in the parks right now
Central Park, all of that
Shout out to those of y'all
Riding scooters around
Like I probably will do at some point
All I wanna do Is sit back and watch your move And I'ma see the focus I know they all riding scooters around like I probably will do at some point I
Fucking faces y'all do to you too since you wouldn't think I want me to do it to his name. Whoa
It is problem we got to deal with this all, Mom? Yeah. This guy is a nutcase.
You're an idiot, yo. I wanna go home.
I wanna go home.
I wanna go home.
I wanna go home.
You keep talking, man.
And you shut the fuck up.
We got him. Huh?
We fucking got him.
JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?