The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 634 | "Guns & Buns"
Episode Date: June 10, 2023The JBP is back after a wild week of news which starts with some drama surrounding Pelicans forward Zion Williamson after a pregnancy announcement. Dating rumors swirl between Kelis & Bill Murray (1:0...3:01), Travis Rudolph’s case reaches a verdict as the former NFL player is found not guilty (1:16:40), & B. Simone is facing backlash for promoting her close friends during a time of grief (1:27:15). Also, Azealia Banks attacks DC Young Fly with disgusting comments (1:36:50), the gang talks new music (1:47:08), Amber Rose & Joseline Hernandez fight (2:37:55), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Honey Bxby - “Touchin’” Ice | Don Trip - “No Warning Shot” Parks | Shawn Smith - “Black Don’t Crack” Ish | Marie Dalhstrom (feat. Kofi Stone) - “Make It Up To You” Melyssa | KAYTRANADA (feat. Charlotte Day Wilson) - “What You Need” Flip | Nu Look - “Pa Anmede’m”
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Laura Croft is in the building,
y'all.
Laura Croft.
Huh?
She's like a
ex-ex-man, nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
What the fuck is this?
Hey, Ice, could you
get my articles, please?
Did you just brush your hair with this shit, man? Hey, Ice, could you give my articles, please? Did you just brush your hair with this shit?
Hey, Ice, could you give me my stuff, though?
Yo, look at this shit.
Move, man.
You fat ass.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
This nigga got a back scrub to brush his hair.
What are you doing?
Exfoliating.
Your head?
You pulled that out your pocket to brush your beard?
Let me see.
Oh, man.
Your beard ain't even all the way.
No, my hair's beautiful.
You got the fucking beard loofah?
Yo, get your big hands out of my thing, yo.
This is not something you pull out your pocket and just start brushing your shit.
I hate when niggas try to be different.
Oh, my God.
I'm being different because I brush my hair.
With that, yes!
This is some real pretty boy bullshit.
That's the shit you use on the bottom of your feet.
You know what?
This is a dry brush.
I stole from my girl.
Yeah.
That's what she told me.
This is a dry brush.
She was looking for it.
This is what you're supposed to do.
Don't bail him out.
Stop that shit, man.
Bail him out.
He's using it wrong.
I'm trying to help him.
It's not for your beard.
It's to improve circulation, blood flow,
lymphatic drainage.
Fucking dodo.
I see where he's going.
His blood flow,
his shit is growing.
Wait, wait.
He's going thin on top.
Earthy nigga.
He's fucking doing
the earthy nigga wrong.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
He's going thin on top
so he's trying to,
you know, the blood flow.
Let it grow.
What are you doing with that?
Holy shit, yo.
That look like the shit the niggas put the curls in their head with, man.
That's not that, you ass.
Yo, anyway, let me hide my shit, yo.
And you doing that shit as a dude that iron every day.
You got to chill out.
Look at that crease.
Man, look at that crease.
Yo, you niggas is evil.
Who don't iron? I didn't iron. Look at my crease. Look at that crease. Yo, your niggas is evil. Who don't iron?
Look at my shit, nigga.
I didn't iron anything that I have on.
I didn't even look at the iron.
She placed on me.
All that shit on purpose is to show the difference
between a nigga that iron and a nigga that don't.
Oh, man, yo.
Your niggas is ignorant.
Why do you always get the seam right?
Look at that crease, yo.
The crease on the hoodie is crazy.
I've never seen that.
This fucking idiot.
And look, look.
Yo, it matches the line.
Yo.
He caught the seam.
He caught the seam.
He's got a crease in the cists.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
He need a crease in the cists right there, boy.
That boy is sharp.
But he don't play on Friday, though.
A lot of people don't iron their clothes.
Friday is just different from Tuesday.
It is.
Yeah, it is.
The crease is the same though.
The crease is the same.
The crease is the same.
The crease is the same.
That's how old niggas stay youthful.
Shout out to the bullshit.
You stupid.
And you get no dirt on it.
Like, I don't know.
I can't keep it.
I don't wear a hoodie.
I don't wear a hoodie.
You know what I mean?
It's a Friday pie.
There's got to be starch you use.
I don't use starch, bro. Keeping a white hoodie that clean is impressive
Exactly
I thought it was new
I asked you was it new
Life happens nigga
Yeah life happens
Bump into the counter
Someone spilled a drink on the counter
Now it's all in your white hoodie
You got a baby
It's hard to stay clean and white with a baby
you wear white a lot for somebody with a baby true bro oh shit what's wrong with y'all stop
like who even got down to iron like that i just want to know how you keep your sneakers so clean
like is there a thing and how your swag stays so up. Like, nah, for real, right?
That shit is impeccable.
There's so much a man can take.
So much he can take.
How do you know the words to these songs but don't know no black shit?
He's black.
He's black.
But that's a white song.
He's black.
He's black.
That is true.
That ain't no black song, nigga.
Paul.
Oh, man.
I'm going to begin to play some tunes.
It's a bottle of Ace that I brought from home
in the Frigidaire.
You just bought that from home?
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
My house just sitting there from the last time
we were celebrating something. Ta. Mm. Mm. Mm-hmm. My house just sitting there from the last time we were celebrating something.
Tough.
Mm-mm.
I'm not tough.
I'm not tough.
I'm just tough.
You know what I mean?
It's got the ace in the house.
Just chilling.
Just on ice.
Nice.
Yeah, so you can put that.
We get some cups.
Today is a celebration.
20 years.
You know what I mean?
They tried it.
Nah, turn me up.
To my amazing cast,
just chill,
catch a vibe,
relax,
shoot some text out.
You know what I mean?
I'm going to be here for a minute.
I'm going to be here. I'm going to be here for a minute. I'm going to be here.
I'm going to be here
for a second.
Get your shit off.
I got to get my shit off.
Get your shit off.
I got to get my shit off.
20 years.
Shit.
Universal ain't do it,
God damn it.
I got to get my shit off.
They give you a little
deluxe special cover
with a gif on it.
None of that shit?
No, they re-released
the remaster.
You know how they do it.
I know they made
a hundred million off
Pump It Up.
Let me tell you, you're black. I'm not here. I'm here to thank all the people No, they made a hundred million off Pump It Up.
Let me tell you, you're a plaque.
I'm not here.
I'm here to thank all the people that played a part and contributed.
Universal, Def Jam, of course.
And then they was talking to Ian at some point through the year.
Oh, we got to do something big.
The 50th anniversary of hip hop.
It's 20 years for Joe.
We got to do a great deal of shit.
But, you know, they get to talk in the business.
Not so celebratory? And they get to talk in the business.
No, no, definitely celebratory.
Oh, okay.
I'm super thankful to them, right?
Because records still got to be worked.
So they still work that record.
For you to hear it in the movies still
and all that shit they're licensing.
True, true.
That's somebody up there working your record.
So, 20 fucking, hold up, man.
What the fuck?
Hold up.
Let me sit up.
Let me sit up.
I mean, hold up, man.
I ain't going to hold you.
Hold up.
You take the handle blockers off so they can see you.
Nah, you got to let them know.
Nah, maybe halfway through.
Yeah, man. Maybe halfway through. Nah, maybe halfway through. Maybe, man.
Maybe halfway through I'll get this thing going.
Hold up, man.
Hold the fuck up, man.
As we switch it up.
Oh, shout out to the DJs.
New Joe Money.
Shout out to the DJs out there.
Just to get men there.
Web, web.
Oh, Big Web. Oh, my god. rest in peace Queen, what's poppin' though? What, nigga? What are them songs?
I'm not here to play with them today.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Y'all know the vibe.
I'm on a beautiful day out here.
I'm celebrating 20 years of having my entire foot in these niggas ass.
Shout out to the ladies listening. It's too much to do I need my favorite ride
So I know
They either get her in jail
But fuck it, I'll help
We'll be living on hell
All those playing
Let's go
Fuck you and suck my dick, you rat bastard Who's the nigga in the sweatsuit in Air Force Ones? Let's go.
Hey, let's get that ape going around. Let's get that.
Nigga, you taking pictures.
You taking pictures.
Somebody.
Yo.
Hey, somebody, put it on.
Don't crack that fucking.
These niggas taking pictures.
Let's go. Hey. Woo. Woo. I used to just round up But keep that thing on your waist Cause I'm like 40 feet away with the beam on your face I put your team into place
Bitch, I used to just round up
I was saying 20 years just
Including the mixtape joints
And including when I was trying to get a deal
It's official
Debut album
20 years ago
Virgin Megastore
Times Square
Running in there buying all the shit, fucking
these niggas, that's DJ Shaw, but I'm talking, look at what's going on here, it's Joe Buck,
in the streets for me, got fire, before I was Joe Buck, I was oxygen supplier, y'all
passing the road, you ask for Joe, I'm part-time Kaiser, so say, acting coach, nowadays, dog,
I don't care, rappers, fuck bars, we could coach Nowadays dawg, I don't care rappers, fuck bars
We could all get the forms that we play, fear factor
Move the dick, move on, I get bucks
Can't keep talking, music shit is nothing
Let the game know your man's on the come up
First week, sound scan, I'm doing Spiderman numbers
Back, cars, Jews, casinos and up
Shout out to the ladies out there, always doing it for the ladies out there
Desert Storm, use these tours, fight for money like Bruce Lee Shout out to the ladies out there, always doing it for the ladies out there We are in celebration mode, ayy
There you go
There you go, there you go
Let's toast to something, come on, let's toast to something, let's toast to something
Man, toast to you, nigga
Toast to you, nigga You brought it together, nigga, toast to something Man, toast to you, nigga Toast to you, nigga
You brought it together, nigga, toast to fucking you, nigga
So 20 more, nigga
20 more, yeah
20 more, goddammit
Yo, when you own it
20 more, goddammit, huh?
10, right?
You own it at 10
Toast to 10, nigga
Stand up, nigga, stand up
Get up, get up
Alright, I'm standing, come on
Yeah
I'll give him a little bit
Alright
Salute, salute Yeah Ready? I'm gonna have dinner, come on. Yeah! I'll give him a little bit. All right. I'm gonna have some beef.
Salud, salute.
Hey!
Hey!
Ready?
New Joe Biden.
Hey!
All right.
What the fuck?
Y'all just put these niggas be spending all our money?
Oh my god.
And it's just something fun out of anything.
Sit down.
Fuck!
Fuck!
Enjoy the drink.
Enjoy the drink, bitch.
Just.
Just.
You gotta get your taste buds used to that.
Fuck!
Fuck! Yeah, you gotta get your taste buds used to that Yeah, you gotta get your taste buds used to it
Put some of your beat flows in there
Yo, hey, Hope made it, so it's good
I'm proud of you, yo
I'm proud of him, too
Yeah, he joined us in something
It was a little bit of fun
Yeah, word
Shout out to the fans out there
None of this is possible without y'all I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie, This is, this was, this was Geek Prime. They was running from each other to all point.
This when they used to try to peace it up.
They would leave my name at them fucking bars right around that time right here.
It's what?
Yeah!
I'm good in any good no matter who's with me.
My mind on getting money, bumping you 50all went back and looked at that draft. Oh, yeah. That 2019 draft. It's the best.
PJ Washington, John Moran, Jordan Poole.
They were wild.
The greatest rapper alive is wearing suits and size.
So you got a bunch of rat niggas saying they him.
Used to be a few stripes, but something you could achieve it.
Now just say shit.
These niggas are believing.
I'm done screaming out, jump off.
Oh, here come Ronnie Romance.
Here come Ronnie Romance Here come Ronnie Romance now
Oh brother
So a nigga lied more
Picked up in a woman's car
That I ride for
Creeping I would hide more
Got the views that the boys
Supposed to fight for
I can't even blame a chump
It was my fault
Cause I gave her the gun
And she killed the only bitch
I would die for
Another daddy
Oh
Okay Alright Listen man I went back over 20 years I'm the only bitch I would die with I'm the only bitch I would die with Oh, shh, okay, alright
Listen man, I went back over 20 years
I woke up dancing in the living room
I woke up moving and grooving
The sun was out
Looking over the balcony
Telling the haters to suck my dick still
All these years later
All of these years later
I finally found the passion I lacked before
Can't believe I didn't catch on to the act before
I mean I voiced my complaints
I mean I can't even celebrate me without celebrating the Ronnie Romance portion of my career
Anything out your mouth said that you ain't one of us
Got a lifestyle we live with joy and twerk
I'm down to see us getting out of here
Why you shoot down that A.I.D.
Busy worried bout a brand
Your baby dad said all that shit that was frank
How you was married
Some life, though it all seemed shady
Made me, I was crazy
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Oh, man
Ah
Yo, it's been a lot of fun
It's been a lot of moments
It's been a lot of memories, man
It's been a lot of memes
It's been a lot of fun, it's been a lot of moments, it's been a lot of memories, man It's been a lot of memes, it's been a lot of moods
It's been a lot of feelings, a lot of emotions, a lot of ups and downs
Walkers, your waist is invisible, size dot the finger, I ain't cop the igloo
Put the whole club on pause when I get smooth
Do that shit cause I actually dig you, know I'm that dude
Cause I actually need you, keep it with the fresh blue and you'll never miss you
Burst you so sick anytime they see me with you
By my side cause in you I take pride
In you the badge keeps, thank you girls for a ride beside
So keep me past that, maybe cause baby strong where I lack at
Now let's fly, let's get these seats, we're blind, blast the neos
But nevermind, I'm just saying stuff that we both know
JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP? Big Jersey, Big Jersey is in the fuck, the fuck is these niggas talking about out here,
man?
Mom Dukes, what up? Yes, y'all, I'm still one and only. Byron Scott, Jersey. Where was TikTok when I needed it, goddammit?
Everybody cute under worst behavior.
Game don't wanna see Jersey make up.
Waiting in the game, get Jersey kicked up.
As soon as you say you from Jersey, they hit you.
But everybody moves to Jersey by the picture.
Everybody wanna buy Jersey home.
Jump off, fuck off, Jersey's home.
Digger, digger, help me out, getting Jersey home.
Red man, homie, now I'm getting Jersey home.
Jersey, no, now I'm hearing a whole lot of jerseys
How y'all doing, man? Y'all alright?
Amazing
Y'all look good, y'all smell good, energy's up
Energy's up, I'm glad
Y'all look like y'all got shit to do later tonight
Hey, hey, hey
Look like y'all might have made a plan or two later tonight
Y'all stepping out
We stepping out
We stepping out.
We stepping out tonight. We dancing in the city.
In the city.
What you saying?
It's just a dance.
Hey, with the skate song.
That nigga Issa was in the Peppermint Loud.
Skating around.
Hey!
Wait a minute! And my little glue, she stay up night And she give me brain just the way I like One's real ghetto, don't give a reason
She know I'm not a man, she don't rip about cheatin'
Joey only go to her crib on weekend
Real, real late when the kids are sleepin'
This the season, no more PS music
Why you learn, see us do this?
Preach this new shit, playboy I keep it
Seems to make doosty less human
Can't stop, boomstrap, I miss the time
I need to get out talk me Shout out to Bus
Love you Bus
So many memories
Oh my god
I'm gonna cry
Oh my god
Alright we got a pod to do
I can't sit here
Basking my own shit all day
I mean I could but
I won't
But
What the fuck are these niggas so good at?
Nigga I guess we answered that one
Will they still play them 20 years from now?
Nigga, yes
Alright, now I'm out of breath
I'm not in shape enough for this
Oh, man
For Lil Saint, man
We doing it for Lil Saint
All right, now I'm sweating and shit
I need to work out more
All right
Let's party
Oh, man, y'all lucky I don't get up and start dancing right now.
I would, but I'm not.
I'm not.
That nigga, shut the fuck up, Joe Budman.
Alright. I see that girl, she got me fucking with you She got me fucking with you Alright
Microphone check, one, two
What is this?
Alright, goddammit
What episode are we on?
634? 634.
Episode 634 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, happy to be here.
Highly elated host, Joe Budden.
Here with some really amazing people.
Big Mel is here.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
Welcome back, Mel.
Thank you.
Flip is here.
Ish is here.
I'm pressing the wrong buttons.
Oh, shit.
Now it's some weird stuff.
Let me get a gunshot for Ish, goddammit.
What the hell is going on here?
Thank you.
Ish is here. Ice is here. Big Parks is going on here? Thank you. Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Big Parks is here.
Poet's here.
Corey's here.
Erickson is here.
Gang is here.
How's everybody doing, man?
We're good.
Good, good, good.
Finally got out the house.
Finally got the smoke try to knock us out.
Word.
Oh, you hookah smokers, huh?
Yeah.
You should have been used to that
It was god turn. It's got that joke was crazy. I like that come on, but
They lit me up no pun intended. Did you have three hookahs in your mouth exactly?
Oh, you good right you good right you straight you inhale the last hour this
You know you is it I was like you inhaled a lot a lot of smoke, so you should be used to that.
You don't inhale with hookah.
Yeah, they definitely let me have it, Paul.
So I'm glad it's over.
I'm glad the smoke is gone and the smoke is gone out of my phone.
Hopefully it stays that way.
Yeah, it stays that way.
They put the fire out?
I don't think so.
No.
The wind shifted or something.
Yes.
We are free.
And look how we can see the skyline.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Welcome, y'all, to the JBN News Network.
Today, outside, it looks nice.
We have clear skies.
We have the water looking good.
The tides are not moving too well, but we do.
And it's about 75 degrees today.
We feel good, we look good, and we smell good.
Shout out to Joe Budden.
JBN News Network. I am Flip
Weatherspoon.
Back to the end.
Take it away.
Nah, you playing. It was really fucked up out there.
That shit was crazy. I was outside.
I was outside running. The air is
choking. I'm extra outside.
It was terrible. A lot of people were having chest pain.
It was bad for all of us.
I see people outside.
They was coughing, stopping in the middle of the was. I see people outside. They were coughing,
stopping in the middle of the street.
I'm like, damn.
The crazy part is
that's a natural yearly occurrence
in California,
which is I've been living there.
The fires.
Yeah, I've been living there
for eight years.
It's called wildfire season.
Yes.
So basically from, I don't know,
I want to say May or June
all the way through to October,
there's wildfires happening.
And so the air quality,
I've never seen it that bad.
This looked like I am legend.
This shit was crazy.
This looked like the apocalypse was coming.
I was outside at like one o'clock in the afternoon
and it was dark.
Yeah.
The last time we podded,
it got dark out of nowhere.
It did.
The whole skyline was gone by the time we left.
Yeah.
That was it.
That shit was bad shit on the news
talking about the AQI, the air quality index.
And now I got a little gauge.
You know what I'm saying?
It always be like, air quality's bad.
I'm like, I'm fucking with that.
They start showing you the chart.
I'm like, oh, this is the terror threat.
I remember the terror threat chart.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, they said our shit is normally at 50.
It was at 342.
It got as high as 460.
Oh, yeah.
It was 460.
It got to 460 out there.
Nuts.
That shit was disgusting.
You could taste it.
That shit was terrible.
False.
False.
False.
Orbizone.
What did it taste like?
It tasted a little woody?
It tasted...
Sorry.
For real, niggas had to get...
It tastes like what?
Wait, nothing.
She got me.
Nothing.
She got me. She got Nothing. She got him.
Hold on, hold on.
Did you get a massage again?
I did, no.
Nigga, Stan can't do it in refreshment?
Listen, let me tell you.
No.
No, no, no.
I did not get a massage.
I just, you know, that was a really good value.
Yeah, why your voice do that when
you talk about the massage?
Because he coming today.
He's not coming today.
He will be here next week.
Oh.
Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
You got it.
Got you.
Got it.
But the AQI.
The AQI.
Yeah.
Back to having the masks on.
Yeah.
Everywhere I went, I saw masks.
Couldn't even open a window to get fresh air anymore because the air was fucked up.
Couldn't open the AC neither.
You could not turn on your AC.
My AC is inside the house.
Oh, you got that?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We talking about the ones
with the windows.
We talking about the poor.
That's talking about the other shit.
We talking about the poor shit.
We're going to pull the air
from the outside
and bring it in.
That's the shit.
I think New York
did a really piss poor job
of instructing people
on the best procedures.
Agreed.
They did. I don't think they knew. You think they knew? I best procedures. Agreed. They did.
You think they knew?
They're not used to this.
It's just like when it's snowing in Texas
or Atlanta. They don't have the infrastructure
to know how to deal with that.
You got to call someone in California and be like,
how do we handle this shit?
You know what I'm saying?
We got a cocky ass man.
He don't know how to deal with the migrants
that's coming in here.
He tried to send them
off to other sides of New York.
They tell the nigga, no.
The weather,
he probably be like, man,
they beefing.
They beefing?
What?
Niggas is mad.
They shutting shit down.
Staten Island don't want them.
Rhode Island don't want them.
So he's dealing with that.
So I'm pretty sure
the weather shit was...
The orange smoke.
He was just like, I can't. Somebody else gonna have to do it. Gotcha. So he's dealing with that so I'm pretty sure the weather shit was the orange
Somebody else gonna have to do it
Don't carry on all summer. I'll tell you that much. Yeah, no, no, they said it'd be going this weekend
Yeah, but they said that it could potentially keep going if they look at the fires extinguish or whatever
It look nice
No one on the way They 60-something. The fire is burning out there.
They didn't open the Uber
put the fire out app?
No, it's like.
I thought your people
were supposed to be
like the hippies
and you know what I mean?
They didn't hit the task rabbit
by now?
Yeah.
It is multiple fires.
It's like at least 150.
It's like Tucson.
Separate, yes.
Separate fires happening
over like 400,000 acres.
Yeah, but it's Canada.
I thought y'all
were supposed to be good.
But here's the thing.
Y'all got free healthcare.
Y'all should handle that.
Y'all should handle that.
Y'all got free healthcare.
Someone said Canada is just the US with better PR.
It's possible.
It's possible.
But there is a lot of uninhabited,
just kind of land that just has trees and shit.
And apparently lightning is what was
the cause of these fires so you know at least it wasn't like human that's what they did tell us
yeah so gotcha i don't know i had my tinfoil hat on and i started reading going down the rabbit
holes and shit and i ain't see nothing about no lightning what'd you see um was this your ammonia
ammonium nitrate from the train that when the train got stolen i mean a? Was it ammonium nitrate? Ammonium nitrate. From the train that went there. So the train got stolen.
I mean, a whole load of ammonium nitrate was on some train.
Uh-huh.
And they said that.
Is this from cock sources?
Yes, probably.
But let's go.
Yeah, but it sounded good.
Fuck it.
I'll roll.
Long as cock sources make it sound good, I'll roll.
It's a conspiracy, Kathy.
But they said that when that ammonium nitrate shit burns, it lets off an orange smoke.
Oh, this sounds like cock sources. So when the fire's burning, shit burns, it lets off an orange smoke. Oh, this sounds like cock sources.
So when the fire is burning at Cali, it don't be orange smoke?
No, not really.
No.
So why does it smoke orange?
It was just hazy.
Yeah, that was different.
That was different.
The filter.
Yeah.
Duh.
Duh.
Duh.
They just changed the filter
That's what happened
Y'all playing
I can't wait to watch
Next season of America
Oh my god
Episode 5
Gonna be rocking
Next season of America
Oh god
Snowfall
Snowfall
Tigers is coming
People are scared of shit though man
Like you know
Yeah maybe
If you got like asthma
Or something like that
That shit would probably
Be very scary
Yeah
They had all
Most of the schools
Was like yo
We not doing recess
They not letting the kids
Go outside
My wife been home
For the last two days
Yeah it was serious
I'm doing all this
Extra running around
Cause my grandparents
Had shit they needed to do
And I'm like yo
Y'all can't go out in that
Shout out to you
I gotta go out in this shit.
You good?
You good?
You healthy?
You're able-bodied.
Yep, exactly.
They're going to send you out
to do all the errands and shit.
I don't want to do that shit either.
I was outside having fun.
Well, you had the little
vacuum cleaner mask on.
I did.
I had the mask on.
I was focused.
You got a check?
It's none of your business.
None of your business.
A little Dyson, a little Dyson. I didn't say it here because I don't want niggas, you know, niggas be watching heavy.
Niggas got to look up.
I ain't saying no niggas stop.
Yo.
Niggas can stop.
Stop.
I ain't going to hold you.
I said, you tagged two pages in the post.
I said, oh yeah.
They got them.
That's okay.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Pocket watching is a different league of pocket watching.
It feels so, it feels so different.
I mean, I'm not saying that you can't do it.
I'm saying that you can't do it.
I'm saying that you can't do it. I'm saying that you can't do it. I'm saying that you can't do it. I'm saying that you can't do it. I'm saying oh yeah. They got him. That's okay. Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Pocket watching to me is a different league
of pocket watching.
It feels so intimate.
You feel exposed?
You feel super exposed?
Yo, this is stupid, yo.
Okay.
Let's move on.
Enough of that smoke.
Zion.
He got some smoke for Zion.
There you go.
Zion, Zion, Zion.
Your main man.
You guys know about basketball. I just know about
the person that he's with. Zion
and the person that he's with is Rose
from Flip the Network. She's a part of my network.
Made famous from a particular scene
that you put out, you produced.
Yes, I produced the scene. She had a fight with Nicole.
She did. Shout out to Nicole.
Shout out to Rose.
Shout out to Rose. She won the fight, right had a fight with Nicole. She did. Shout out to Nicole. Yeah. Shout out to Rose. Yeah.
And, you know,
shout out to Rose.
And then, um... She won the fight, right?
Is she still on the network?
Even more so now.
Yeah, he's gonna be
calling her for the rehab.
I mean,
after that bad come through,
I don't think Flip...
No.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
No, you know,
she wants to come back
in December
to do an interrogation room,
but I told her, like,
you know,
just focus on what
she's focusing on.
Right, right.
So that's what you told her. Right, right, right. Nah, nah, but I told her like, you know, just focus on what she's focusing on. Right, right.
So that's what you told her.
Right, right, right.
I didn't know.
Nah, nah, I feel you.
I feel you up there.
Word, word, word.
The thing is, a lot of people.
She gonna pull up in the roles to do the interrogation room.
Yeah, she be hounding you down trying to come back.
No, no, no, no, no.
You told her it's best to just focus on the baby.
No, she wrote about me.
Her family.
She shouted me out on Twitter.
She said that, you know, I was very influential in her life last year,
which I appreciate.
And Rose is nice.
Rose is my people.
All right.
Thanks.
That's hate.
That's hate.
Because when niggas big, you what, nigga, 20 years?
Let me get my big up for once, nigga.
All right?
But yeah.
It look crazy out here, though.
Zion Wilder.
Crack the story.
You just told us all this shit.
OK.
So Zion, as you know, Zion and Rose revealed that they're having a baby girl. Oh Zion Wilder Crack the story You just told us All this shit Okay so Zion
As you know
Zion and Rose
Revealed that they're
Having a baby girl
They did
On the internet
Congratulations
Congratulations
Girl died
The whole baby reveal
Party and stuff like that
I was invited to that
That always bring them out
Now
Here's the thing
That didn't turn out so well
Because a lot of people
Came out
And they were exposing
Zion For horniness.
Horniness.
Divulging into the porn field.
You know, seeking women out.
Professionals.
Specials, yeah.
And they're exposing them.
They're exposing them now.
Snapchat sniper over there.
Yeah, yeah.
He was going crazy.
Now it was three women.
Now it was three women now it's
three women and i don't know how do you guys feel man like i'm a little biased but like he liked
he liked the holes i'm not oh man i feel like nothing else needs to be said right like the
holes man how old is i am 22 22 how much is how much you got? I don't know. A lot.
A whole lot.
What's a lot? A lot is a lot.
I don't know. He's
nine figures.
I heard he's like a bench writer.
He's not a bench writer.
No, he's injured.
I don't know.
A bench writer?
Hold on.
Let me explain it to you.
Let me explain it to you.
He was the number one overall pick.
Yes.
They were calling him the next LeBron James.
Overall, like the first pick of the NBA.
You both can't explain it at the same time.
Okay.
He's just been injury-ridden since he got into the NBA,
so he hasn't been able to capitalize on what they thought he was going to be.
Along with the hype of being the first pick,
he got endorsements, shoe endorsements, shoe deals.
A lot comes with that before you even step foot on the court.
So I guess that's why I heard Bench Rider,
because he has been injured.
And he went from one team to New Orleans.
He was drafted by New Orleans.
Okay.
Up to date.
He was supposed to be him, the next him.
Is he any good?
He's great.
When he's healthy, he's good.
Let me add on to this for you, Mel.
Okay, thank you.
He has been injured often.
Okay.
At 22, isn't that a cause for alarm?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay.
Yes, Melissa.
Let me explain it.
Go ahead.
Because he's injured often,
he's been having battles with his weight
because he was
for real.
This is real shit.
He's picking up weight.
Because New Orleans has the best food in America.
And he's not working out.
So he came in weighing, what did he come in weighing?
270, 280, something high like that.
But how tall is he?
6'8", 6'7".
He's not super tall.
Well, this is the thing.
The organization at one point was angry at him
for showing up to camp looking a little chubby.
But that always looked strange to me.
That didn't look like normal chubby.
What did you think?
I knew that chubby.
That's fucking chubby.
That's, yeah. No, no, no, no. That chubby looks familiar to me. That's happy chubby. I knew that chubby. That's fucking chubby. That chubby looks familiar to me. That's happy chubby. That's the same chubby I be getting. When you just fuck and eat and lay down. In New Orleans. That wasn't in New Orleans. Yes. He happy. Yeah. Imagine fucking and eating all day in New Orleans. You're going to get a little fat. Can you imagine fucking eating, laying down, while being super rich?
That too.
And wait now.
Zion, what high school he went to?
All I saw was the clips of him dunking on all the white boys in high school.
Carolina.
I ain't seen none of the fights.
Duke.
There might not have been no fire over there.
It might not have been fire over there.
It might not have been.
It might not have been no fire over there.
It might not have been fire over there.
It might not have been.
So then he go to Duke, and it might be only a certain type of fire over there.
Not his fire, though.
But now you get to the league, and I told you all about these young athletes.
I told you all, thank God, that me and them don't share the same taste anymore but deeper than that the older women that are trained
assassins
that Mariah
you good?
no no no I'm laughing
it's clear out here now
I'm sorry I'm laughing keep going
do you know these women?
do you know who I speak of?
I was just thinking something.
Can you relate?
That's what I was thinking.
Oh, shit.
I was just thinking something to myself while you were talking.
So you're not a trained assassin.
Moving right along.
What were you thinking to yourself?
I was thinking to myself because, you know, we were talking about his draft class.
And you are a trained assassin.
Okay.
Just so we're clear.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We don't have to lie. Just own it. Listen, listen. Just so we're clear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We don't have to lie.
You are.
Listen, listen.
Just own it.
Different weaponry, okay?
Melissa Croft.
Different weaponry.
Oh, no.
Of course.
Of course.
Every assassin don't come with the same tool.
Some of them use a crossbow.
Some of them use a samurai sword.
Some of them got a sniper rifle.
Some of them throw fucking little daggers and shit.
Stars and shit.
So the Mariah Mills girl pops up, and now she start going crazy on the joint.
For days.
Somebody pull up the shit so we can really delve into what she was saying, because she triggered me.
She did too.
She triggered you?
She triggered me.
She triggered a lot of niggas.
She triggered the fuck out of me.
Really?
Yes.
Dog, do you know how many times a trained assassin or just a person in general, a girl, will get with the dude?
The dude start balling out.
And then he leave her.
And then that girl, for the next 40 years, starts saying that she is the reason that that dude started balling
out. I'm the nigga that
I told you. I'm the
one. She said, I'm the one told you to lose weight.
I'm the one I told you to keep.
Fuck the Pelicans.
Fuck the Pelicans. Fuck the trainers.
Fuck the GM. Fuck
the comments. Mariah said,
I'm the one that
inspired you when you was down.
Hey, know what's foul about this?
She might have been the one.
She might be right.
She might have been the one.
She might be right.
But boy, did that trigger the fuck out of me.
She went off.
That's funny.
She started with, congrats, Zion Williams.
Happy for you.
While attaching her taking a picture of the other phone on Snapchat
showing his message saying, love you in these jeans.
I'm going to FaceTime you in a little bit so we could talk about you moving.
All right.
So stop right there.
Let's stop right there.
I don't even know what to say.
But y'all see what type of time he on.
He or she?
Him.
Him.
Okay.
Straight to it.
Straight to it.
See, now, I want to get to, y'all can read some of this, because this was just funny.
I want to get to the third.
The third girl came out, and she told it.
So, you bought that bitch a culinary?
Wait.
And I got this E-class?
So then the other girl put out the message that say, yeah, all that's good.
But how much you want me to pay you when you get out of here?
Really excited to have you coming.
This nigga is granddaddy.
Trickdaddy are you.
Trickington.
They learn from the vets.
But this is my thing about this.
Nine figures, like you said.
And he's Trick Daddy IU.
Mm-hmm.
You're supposed to get a little more R-line.
I'm not disagreeing.
But you just.
Hey, Zion, where you been at?
Where you been at when y'all played the Knicks, man?
You laid the foundation.
I got you, yo, because this is...
You don't have to do...
I didn't hear what he said.
You a fool, son.
Can you expound on the comment?
You going to take him to Dykeman?
Anywhere, literally.
Anywhere in New York.
Well, that was offensive to Dykeman.
Shout out to Dykeman.
No, that's a props to Dykeman.
No, actually.
Compared to you.
Oh, with disrespect.
Do not bring him to New York.
If he goes to Dykeman, he might get depleted really quickly.
Facts.
And I want to clear up that misconception.
Them girls on Dykeman is going to try to make them your girlfriend.
The escorts, I'm talking about is in the Bronx.
You couldn't.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's two different sides.
You're putting smut on Dykeman that I'm not putting in.
They had a nigga looking crazy, son.
Bitches I'm talking about is in the Bronx.
Zion, yo. Hey, fam.
If Shorty Doo-Wop and them could get a cull in it,
them Dykeman girls Is getting
Everything
Some billionaires
Road shit
Zion you need to
Call Safari yo
I can give you
The list of all the
Niggas to call
With the
Index of
Let me show you
The good ones
Of them
The good ones
Yeah cause
They out there
Running circles around you
Here's the thing I gotta I can't hate What I around you Here's the thing
I can't hate but I have to
Here's the thing
I watched the video
I said Rose my homie
So I'm watching the video
The nigga talking in the camera
Mommy and daddy is proud
I love you
Like he don't give a fuck
He don't care
Cause he country as hell
And you laid the foundation
He went to a country high school
Salute
He then went to Duke for a year.
Then he went to New Orleans.
He ain't grow up around.
Like some niggas, if it was a New York nigga, he'd move it different.
He'd do it in the baby shower.
No cameras.
Chris Brown shit.
Everybody put their phones in the locker.
Boom.
I don't want no videography.
This is all memory.
And then, if it was a New York nigga,
all that shit would have came out,
but it would have came out like months apart.
You know what I'm saying?
The New York nigga would have known a little better
than to be putting all that shit on the DMs
and the text messages.
The nigga's in vanish mode, nigga.
Vanish mode.
Yo, call me at this moment.
I'm about to go through the pay phone.
Yo, dog.
Call me at the pay phone.
Nah, nigga.
Yo, Parks.
New York niggas?
Yeah.
Move different.
When you up 300, 400 million, nigga, the phone just might disappear after you read the message.
Exactly.
What the fuck you talking about?
And it's like, but that's why the people are mad at the women.
They're mad at the women because they feel like the women have taken advantage of this young man.
Can you really blame them, though?
This nigga out here, man, I don't know what type of pussy he was fucking.
There's nothing like the black pussy.
Yo.
Where do we go from here?
Could you probably rewind that and come again?
Somebody take his fucking champagne away.
Yeah, for real.
You flagged.
You cut off, bro.
That's it.
No more for you.
This is crazy.
It ain't just I, though.
These people.
No, it's not.
But Joe, we come from a, where we from, Joe, we know women like that prey on NBA stars.
For sure.
They prey on them.
They got a whole plan.
They put this shit, it's like an operation. You go in the crib and one of the projects prey on them. They got a whole plan. This shit is like an operation.
You go in the crib
and one of the projects
in the Bronx,
you see the whole shit.
Like, I'm going to go here.
Like an FBI investigation.
Get to the mama
and the little sister.
You're saying that.
No, I speak to the girls.
Me too.
I know what they're doing.
And I know
these little young NBA
niggas call at all hours of the night
asking for wild shit.
Shit that you can't ask no regular
girl. True. Can you
let us know what that would be?
Yeah.
Yo, I'll get in this town at this time
can you show up with 30 bitches
I'ma fuck all of y'all.
The fuck are you talking about?
That's what they be doing?
Yes.
Bro, you got it.
I don't know none of that.
Yes.
Yes.
That's where you get these.
Man, let me shut up for a second.
Real quick, for the record.
Yeah, that's why the young boys with all of the money and the older women that have the
network, you called them.
You called them all.
You called them. You called them all. You called them,
you called them all.
So now we hiring.
Now I'm going to give you a budget.
I'm going to give you a budget.
Your budget is 50 grand.
Bring five.
This is what I want.
I want,
ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
That's not going to run you 50 grand.
You're going to get the streets.
It's going to cost you
what it cost you.
You're going to pocket the rest.
Everybody is going to have
a great time.
Phones is going to go
in the little thingamajiggy.
The pouch.
Everybody will have an NDA sign and you getting this money because he trusts that you'll bring
the people he could trust. True.
True. Everybody here know what time it is. We know what's going on. Whole internet
clown. Oh, OnlyFans girl. OnlyFans girl. Yeah, I know.
Now, I heard about a couple of Meek & O's trips.
Mm-hmm. And the boys know what they doing and them girls know what they doing.
Nigga fly, nigga.
Fifteen of y'all on the boat.
Ten of y'all.
Come on.
Y'all get to go shopping.
Y'all do whatever,
but what I call is this.
I might not even...
I know a couple of numbers
open this.
I might not even pop all ten.
Only three, two this night.
I just want y'all here.
Yeah.
If I want you.
But the option is open.
Yep.
Or bring ten,
I want to fuck five,
but I want y'all
to all fuck each other.
Just wild.
It's crazy.
It is.
It's wild shit.
That you can't just get some something.
I mean, he's living life, though.
He's living life.
He's 22 years old.
Yeah, he's 22.
That's wild.
No, you're not supposed to come.
Oh, there's one golden rule, buddy.
You got to tell truth here.
Pull that thing out.
You're not supposed to come.
Euro Park said pull that thing out. Pull that thing out. You're not supposed to come. Your airport said, pull that thing out.
Pull that thing out.
Nigga, what if her thing go like this, nigga?
She has a bear trap?
Beetle horns?
Well, now, that's what they be doing.
They start doing that Kegel shit when they feel you about to come.
And now you trapped in there.
No, they grab you.
Yeah.
Yeah, they grab you.
You got to charge.
That's a charge, man.
Move it.
That's a charge.
They should go to jail.
Koala bear, yo.
They should. Koala bear, yo. They should go to jail for that. They absolutely should. Hey, man, you grab me, me fucking, ah-ha. That's a charge That's a charge
Few true friends
But you know when you pump your body
For the backlash you see what I'm saying, how old are you dear? dear I'm 26 yeah 26 and you've done a lot oh yeah you're stuck with that hello so welcome to the wild side
but you understand how women would receive you when you walk in a room you
got pump boobs pump booty flat stomach
okay hey yeah so I guess I guess it comes with that. I'm happy. Yes
Hang with your family until you meet true friends. You think he got pregnant you think she's pregnant, too?
Would it matter?
Yeah, nigga. I wonder how many kids you got in the street. I mean she said she only thanks you got in your hand
She says she might be she says she might be letting it off. She said that but she was hoping
Of course, she's hoping buddy. Why't gonna. Of course she's hoping.
Why do you?
But the possibility's still there.
She dumb, though.
Why?
She played her hand.
She did.
If she ain't pregnant.
Let them think you might be, and you can.
Nigga, I would have been mom's the word, and I'm gonna get pregnant.
It's a stipend.
Fam, he's gonna be God willing. If I was John Trapp, I'm just gonna fuck you again. Yeah, that's what stipend. Fam, he's going to be God.
If I was trying to trap him, I'm just going to fuck you again.
Yeah, that's what I said.
I wouldn't have shot my hand and turned the nigga into a enemy. I didn't have girls trying to go scrape shit out the garbage can.
Taking a condom, putting it in a pocket, keeping it warm.
Yeah, y'all are nuts.
Y'all done put shit in the freezer.
What is wrong with y'all?
Some of y'all went to see the medium about it, too.
Yeah, some of y'all put the little doll on the fucking stove.
I ain't playing with y'all.
For real.
Don't eat the spaghetti.
Shout out to Rose.
Well, first of all, if you still eating the spaghetti.
Yo, he's 22.
He's definitely eating the spaghetti.
That's on page one, dog.
He's 1,000% eating the spaghetti.
Actually, that's on the back of the book when you read what's about the book.
He didn't read the book.
I think he ain't got the book.
He don't even have the book.
Nigga, somebody in New Orleans is supposed to tell you that.
I have a question though.
What's the uproar about?
A lot of people concerned, like Stephen A, everybody, they getting at him.
Stephen A was pretty funny.
Yeah, that was hilarious.
I was never seeing him be that funny.
OG.
Gilbert was funny.
Everybody was funny.
Gilbert was funny too. Everybody was funny talking about him. Gilbert was funny. Everybody was funny. Gilbert was funny, too. Everybody was funny talking about him.
Gilbert was funny, too. Why?
Because it's funny.
Because you should know, again, coming from
where we're from, you should know better.
No, I didn't leave the trail.
Cam was funny. They put out some shit.
Giant and Zion
guns and buns.
All of that's funny, yo.
You can't say nothing. You can't say nothing. You kind of can't miss on this one. Guns and buns. All of that's funny, yo. These niggas don't know no better, bro.
You kind of can't miss on this one.
Yeah, you can't say nothing.
Look, bro, what's happening is a lot of the older joints that I'm not knocking nobody, but they had their run.
They ain't really in demand with the niggas that they was in demand with before.
No, the niggas that they wanted didn't want them.
But they're not in demand, though.
Got you. These younger niggas might have grew up
idolizing a couple of them.
So to them, you would catch.
This is a stat to hit you.
And to the older chick, you dumb don't know no better.
I can spin you.
It's a recipe for disaster.
I'm going to play this flute in your asshole.
You ain't never had no tickle like this.
And now.
Shit.
I got him.
They targeted.
They know.
And they know these.
And not just that.
They know that these older niggas know better.
At this point.
Listen, all I'm going to say is this.
I'm going to go catch a young dumb nigga.
The other girls, the other girls, man.
My people's man.
She lucked up.
Not lucked up with me.
She's in a good situation.
And they love each other.
And I salute that. I stand on that. True love. No doubt. I'm not lucked up. I mean, she's in a good situation and they love each other and I salute that.
I stand on that.
True love.
No doubt.
Oh, I know she love him.
Yeah.
She just finished
fighting naked in the street.
What the fuck
is she talking about?
She just finished what?
Fighting naked in the street.
She running the call.
I bet you do fucking love her.
What are we talking about here?
But you was big enough though
when she beat the call up.
I'm big enough
because she got hands and I got it big enough now. She did she beat Nicole up. I'm big enough because she got hands.
And I got it big enough now.
She did what she had to do.
She secured the back.
She graduated.
She got more than hands.
She graduated, goddammit.
Found one of these little country niggas with a high top.
Word.
I knew everything makes so much more sense now.
He put out that little vid where he was dunking,
but it didn't look the same.
Nigga said, yo, that nigga lower extremities
was feeling a little different.
You know what I'm saying?
His muscle mass was gone.
Nigga around here shooting off all day.
The problem is, the problem is you dress like shit.
All right, let me hold up.
Let me talk to this nigga, man.
That's the problem.
I meant to tell that.
I meant to tell you that during the season.
Zion, you dress like shit. I'm not the first nigga during the season. Zion, you dressed like shit.
I'm not the first nigga to say it.
It's like a thing online.
And the bitches that sell the pussy that you need to be in communication with, they can
see it.
They can tell.
They're not going to play the way they're supposed to play while you dress like that,
man.
They're not.
And then you left with what you left with.
If that's the case, then they ain't really about that bag, then.
You talking about the baggy jeans and shit you be having on?
No, they're not going to do it.
Bro, the nigga went to school in South Carolina.
Then they ain't about that bag, then.
I disagree with that.
Shout out to South Carolina.
If you about the bag, and you know this is the number one overall draft pick who got it, got it, got it, got it, got it.
That means absolutely nothing.
He's right.
Ice is right.
What are you talking about?
He's right.
Let's debate. Let's embrace debate. I'm going to take advantage of this one it, got it, got it. That means absolutely nothing. He's right. Ice is right. What are you talking about? He's right. Let's debate.
Let's embrace debate.
I'm going to take advantage of this one.
He don't know about it.
I'm going to now take advantage of your countryness
and say, Daddy, look, let's go to Bergdorf's.
I got you.
I'm going to get you right.
Now I'm going to show that I'm interested in something else.
I'm going to make you better.
Yes.
And now you're my project, and you are going to hopefully
be indebted to me.
I agree with everything you said.
The women I'm talking about, they don't have time for the training wheels.
The training wheels get you the baby.
No, no.
You saying that.
Oh, okay.
You saying that.
The women I'm talking about may not.
First of all, wouldn't want the baby.
Nah.
The women I'm talking about don't want the baby.
They not in here for 18 years with you and let's start a family.
These women are here to get that bag.
Who said anything about starting a family?
Get this bag out of here.
Talk about Joe.
Who said anything about starting a family?
Who said anything about a family?
She has a family.
That's a family.
Listen.
Wait.
Let me tell you.
Acknowledge what I'm saying.
I hear you.
Is that a family now?
Yeah, I think they hustling wrong.
I think the long-term game is the long-term game.
Oh, you crazy.
I want Microsoft when it's $50 a share.
Oh, great.
Let's have this debate.
I love this.
Oh, wait.
My go.
How many times you going to do that?
One.
And that's all I need.
That's all I need.
That's all I need.
Are you out of your fucking mind?
My go.
My go.
Oh, wait.
Not out of your mind.
It's your go.
Go ahead.
Look, it's my go.
I'm going to get a million shares of Microsoft when it's $0.50, and I'm going to sit on it.
shares of Microsoft when it's 50 cent and I'm going to sit on it. If you
get pregnant by this young nigga
at 22,
he has a billion dollar future
ahead of him. You're going to get a stipend
as that money increases. Guess what else
increases? My child support.
Guess what else? It's a lottery.
You hit the lottery. You ain't even got a trick
no more. So you're telling me about a family?
No. No. You ain't got to be with this nigga
at all. He live in Louisiana. I live in LA. You're still a family. You're still a family. No. No. You ain't got to be with this nigga at all. He live in Louisiana.
I live in LA.
You're still a family.
You're still a family.
Why are they running from that?
We have a child together.
We ain't no family.
You guys are talking about grooming.
That's what you're talking about.
You're talking about grooming.
No, no, no.
I'm talking about trapping.
I'm trapping.
Grooming, trapping, same shit, different fucking smell.
No, because grooming means I'm-
He's talking about-
I'm talking about the professionals.
Yes. I'm talking about the professionals. Yes.
I'm talking about the women that are not trying to be tied down with any of these niggas.
I have a hundred of these men spending X per month on me.
I would never want a baby.
This is straight from them.
I would never want a baby to stop me from getting out of that bed.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
These chicks y'all talking about is the rookies.
The baby ain't got to slow you down.
Father Tom will slow you down.
Give me the girl that's not.
Father Tom slows you down.
I am asking a question, y'all, and y'all win.
Give me the girl that's not the rookie that bumped into this situation.
I know one.
I can't say it on mic, of course, but.
You don't have to.
Don't do that.
Don't get that.
All right, wait, wait.
So listen.
So we can table this until we can further discuss it.
I'm going to go with what you described.
But both of these are viable routes.
I'm just saying that the pros are not doing this.
Yeah.
At all.
The pros are not doing this.
I think the pros that graduated did it.
I think that the girls you talk about are at intermediate level where you got 20 of them paying X, Y, Z a month.
I think the girl that hits the lotto don't need 20 niggas no more to be laying on them
humping and sweating because I got the one gold mine nigga that's going to take care
of me for life.
Let me respond to you.
The girls I'm talking about would never even look at this like the lotto because it's just
their everyday function.
I think they hustling backwards.
You talking about the bitches that,
yeah, jackpot,
I'm out of here.
I'm keeping the baby.
And they run with that.
I'm talking about the girl that every,
I'm talking about the girl
that us and Shady McCoy
was talking about.
Yes.
But what happened to the one?
Yo, this nigga's
going to trick out,
spend quarter milli,
this nigga's going to do
all the jewelry.
This nigga's going to buy the car.
Now what happened
when Father Tom kicked in?
And I'm a man no more.
You got a whole bunch of shoes and Birkins.
Wait, Father Time?
You got a whole bunch of shoes and Birkins.
This bitch over here got a mansion.
I can't reply to both of you.
Let me reply to Ice.
Father Time is something that some broke, angry nigga made up somewhere.
I'm telling you.
Do you see Melissa Ford?
Yes.
Yes.
Do you see Bernice Burgos?
I do Argument ended
No it ain't
A little bit yeah
I have a few
A couple outliers
In the argument
Yes
But you saying outliers
Joe you are naming
Two or three or four
Out of the thousands
There's a bunch of them
There's so many
There's a bunch of them
And we know a bunch of them
And a bunch of them
Is on that poll still
At 42 years old Cause they played their hand wrong.
Then those are not the women I'm speaking about.
It was them at 30.
It was them at 27.
Those are not the women I'm speaking about.
The ones you're speaking about is the older, jealous ones.
Yeah, y'all speaking about two different classes.
All right, you have the baby.
You're stuck.
You're talking about the money.
You are stuck, though.
You're stuck.
You talking about the money.
You are stuck, though.
You stuck getting $50,000 a month,
and I don't got to fuck no fat nigga that I really don't like no more.
There are women.
Bitch, these girls are getting a lot more
than $50,000 a month.
There are women that we know.
True.
There are women that we know.
It stops, yo.
$50,000 a month ain't stopping their day.
I'm telling you, it stops.
There are women that we know that have that.
It hasn't.
It has.
There are women that we know. Off mic, it it has there a lot of them that we know
Off Mike this a different conversation. Excuse me brothers down
Cuz you can't name there. I got you against the corner you bitch ass
Definitely got him in the corner. I definitely have so submit to the debate on air
got him in the corner.
I definitely have him in the corner.
So submit to the debate
on air.
I submit.
I tap out.
There you go.
On air.
I tap out.
You Gracie on air.
You got damn right.
Look, you Gracie on air.
I'm going to whip your ass
in that mat on that deck.
Nigga.
No way.
I'm with you, Mel.
I thought the argument
was into that.
Okay.
It's too many of them
fine ass
48, 49, 50, 51 years old.
54, 56.
There's way too many.
That's up for debate.
Enough of nothing.
Nobody really knows.
Some of these girls, Zion might not be the big fish.
Hell no.
Bad parts.
That's what I'm talking.
But that's the part I started with.
The girls I'm talking about, they would see that country ass outfit coming down the block and run.
That's not securing nothing with the girls I'm talking about.
Zion's 22, right?
Yes.
At 21, 22, was LeBron the big fish then?
LeBron's a billionaire today.
LeBron was Zion.
But are you saying that Zion's crazy?
They are crazy. LeBron was Zion. But are you saying that... I'm just saying. This person was not LeBron's friend.
They are crazy.
Zion's path is not looking the same as LeBron.
Ever.
This second.
Ever.
They were calling him the next LeBron, Joe. This was two generational talents.
Everybody was calling him the next LeBron James.
We had not seen a physical specimen like Zion
since LeBron James. They had not seen a physical specimen like Zion until since LeBron James.
They were definitely calling him that, Joe.
I feel like the difference between LeBron and Zion
is LeBron didn't let himself get fat and shit like that.
LeBron changed.
I'm not even dignifying what he's saying.
LeBron was on the cover of Sports Illustrated
as a high schooler.
I don't know what y'all talking about,
some athletic shit or some marketing campaign for a summer.
LeBron coming out is arguably the best
the best prospect ever yeah like with enormous weight every team in the nba tank friend we don't
have to do this yes zion was highly touted but no he's not the same as lebron but nobody is
and lebron was married or is married to the same woman thatBron, but nobody is. And LeBron was married.
Or is married to the same woman
that he was with.
True.
And LeBron used to
dress country for a little bit.
Zion Williamson
is a 2019-2020
19-year-old NBA rookie
that plays for the Pelicans.
He was the number one
overall pick
and is predicted to be
the NBA's next LeBron James.
Yeah, what are you doing?
I'm reading an article from... Listen, and it's predicted to be the NBA's next LeBron James.
Who is this?
I just want to tell you that Zion was on the cover of Sports Illustrated with his high school uniform.
This is Slam Magazine.
He has talent the league has never seen before.
But the hype wasn't the same as it was.
Zion, your roster is mid I don't care
I don't care about none of this back shit you niggas are talking about
we with you man I don't want to hear this this ain't a debate show your roster it is a debate show
your roster is mid and that's that on that they should have never got no raw box
did you look up his draft class aren Aren't they just like a series?
It's all best. Well, I know
the draft. It was Zion,
it was Jod, and we got R.J. Barrett
who, just for story's sake, y'all
are calling mid-Barrett.
Like, y'all just want to throw him in, so
y'all are calling him mid.
Homeboy from
Charlotte. PJ Washington.
I'm just trying to find out Another Vic
Word
That's debatable
I'm just trying to figure out
What's debatable about that?
Debatable as to whether or not
He considers himself a Vic
He does
He does
Yeah he does
Not many tears that nigga done shed online
So what ends up happening
At these fucking combines?
You know what I mean?
The vultures are hovering around.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I thought that there was
a part of the combine
that happens where...
You think...
Oh, I'm sorry.
You think Brittany Renner
looks at Zion?
Brittany Renner?
She spotted at dinner
with Shaq right now.
That part.
Perspective.
You think she's looking at Zion?
Right now?
No.
Or when he was 18.
Wait, what are you talking about?
It's a very big difference.
Ever.
Very big difference.
Yes, absolutely. Yes, 100%. All right, right this second. All right, what are you talking about? It's a very big difference. Ever? Very big difference. Yes, absolutely.
Yes, 100%.
All right, right this second.
All right, today.
No, she's not looking at him.
Today.
She's not, no.
Brittany Renner, right this second.
You think Zyron's looking at Brittany?
Absolutely.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
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Yes. Yes. Yes Yes, I think he's looking at Brittany Renner. He look, now you about to get defensive with me. Now you about to shoot at me.
Now you about to shoot at me.
I'm not mad.
Don't shoot at me.
Don't shoot at me.
Brittany is Joe.
Brittany, hold on, stop.
Stop sucking dick.
Not you.
No, no, no, no, no.
Not no more.
Stop.
Not my man.
You can go ahead and see what is coming.
Brittany, Brittany Renner, what?
Yes.
That's the shit you fought for, nigga.
That's the shit you fought for.
Old nigga. Shaq my man. I ain't dissing him. Like, come on, man. Nobody shit you fought for, nigga. That's the shit you fought for. Old nigga, Shaq my man.
I ain't dissing him.
Like, come on, man.
Nobody looking at her now, nigga.
We've seen too much of her, bro.
Niggas is not what?
Nobody.
You are wrong.
You out your mom.
That is so not true.
I'm gonna ask you a question.
Trash!
You out your mom.
That's not true.
No, he just won.
I was on his bullshit.
Old nigga, no, trash.
He just, nah.
Old nigga, I don't give a fuck about who you fucking with
now.
Who gives a fuck?
Trash!
Nigga, Brittany's gonna walk in right now and have you jumping through here. Never! Listen, let me't give a fuck about who he fucking with now. Who gives a fuck? Trash. Nigga, Brittany's going to walk in right now and have you jump in.
Never.
No, he won't.
Not Flip.
Listen, let me ask you a question.
Never.
Let me ask you a question.
Now, she's fine, but she trash.
She ain't talking to me.
Hey, I don't know what they're talking about.
But this is what I mean.
But this is the problem in America.
If you don't know that a trained assassin is a trained assassin,
then you will respond like Flip.
Nah, fuck her.
No, she wouldn't.
I'm off that.
Uh-uh.
The girl is out.
I can't talk, yo.
I can't talk, yo.
Why you can't talk?
I can't talk.
Why you can't talk?
Because if you don't know what hurt sitting down having dinner with Shaquille O'Neal
means at 4 p.m.
The sun shined.
They talk about dinner.
She got shit.
He said it wasn't a date.
It wasn't.
It was a meeting.
She said that right after leaving Jackson State with Prime, talking to Coach Prime.
Then she left Coach Prime and sat down with Cam Newton.
Dog, who y'all think is sitting here? At. Dog, who y'all think is sitting here?
At Prime.
Who do y'all think is sitting here?
Like, bro, I'm out of here.
I agree with you on that point.
But I also agree that if you say we've seen too much of her,
the other girl we saw.
A lot of.
He just bought her.
Pornhub.
A lot of.
So if he didn't mind that, he ain't mind it.
No, no, no.
Hold on.
Let me just say this.
Yes.
Britney, Britney, it's, she got it.
We know more.
In a way.
But hold on.
The women.
It's time.
The women.
Me and Mariah.
I agree with Joe.
Hold on.
I agree with Joe.
The women, you know, the women that are trained assassins will not look his direction.
It's bigger fish. It's bigger plays. It's bigger different things. They'll look his direction, but then they'll trained assassins will not look his direction. It's bigger fish.
It's bigger plays.
It's bigger different things.
They'll look his direction, but then they'll look a different direction in a different direction.
No, but they're not.
No, they're not.
They're not going to really look his.
It's different plays, Parks.
You don't think the trained assassin will look his way?
That's a sweet lick.
I like that.
Nah.
For a trained assassin, that's a sweet lick.
I think they look at that nigga like ice cream.
Yeah.
Zions.
Yes.
Joe said they don't.
That's a sweet money right there.
You agreeing with me?
You agreeing with me?
He country, don't know no better.
Oh, man, we don't spin this nigga.
That nigga got on sweatpants with hard bottoms, baby.
Let's get you right.
Come on.
Give me that card, baby.
No, but they're not trying to put that.
I agree with him.
They're not trying to put all that work in.
I don't even think that part.
They're not trying to put that work in.
I don't think about that work.
I just think they're looking at him like this is an easy lick right here.
He don't know no better.
Ice, when you have 16, there's 20 rich niggas on your line that's contacting you daily.
Soccer players and shit.
You're not.
Soccer players.
The Robert Kraft is calling.
You're not spending time.
No disrespect at all.
Come on.
We can move on.
Let's move.
We can move on.
All right.
Come on. Yeah, yeah. We can move on.
Come on.
Y'all niggas.
Y'all niggas.
Stop saying y'all niggas.
I'm going to tear y'all niggas' ass up on that balcony.
No, you're not.
I'm going to let you ride off.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa, whoa.
You with some diamond.
You with some brick shit, nigga.
Oh, no, no, no.
That's me on vacation.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Especially old chief.
He talking about what you were doing left out in the yard.
Hey, yo!
Don't say my name.
Don't touch it.
Don't put us in there at all.
Yo, y'all stupid, man.
Oh, man.
You niggas.
Oh, boy.
Holy shit.
Yo, look.
They just out here.
I seen them, though.
Nigga, they after Warren Buffett.
What you talking about?
They after Bill Murray.
What the fuck is you talking about
alright bill Murray bunny up long money 50 60 year money and they all his ass I might need a music break after that. Oh, man. Nah, I like where it's at. You crazy. You already. Slide that out.
Ah, you're on.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
This nigga's stupid, yo.
Ah.
Oh, man.
I'm going to fuck this over, this nigga.
Hey, Poe.
Stop.
Stop.
It's getting long.
Now the door.
Oh.
Ah.
Ah. Ah door in my world
is inside
of me.
That was classic right there.
All right.
Definitely don't think
that's what she intended
when she made that song.
Elise and Bill Murray
have been spotted.
Multiple times.
I love when these stories break.
Oh, man.
Bill!
There's nothing like the...
How old is Bill Murray?
72.
72.
72 years old.
How old is Khalees?
She's in her 40s.
49?
On the farm, nigga.
No, she's younger than 49.
I want to say she's in her early 40s.
Let's check.
Let's check so we can be factual here.
No, I want to say like 42, 43.
43.
43?
Yes.
Swag.
She's been on the farm.
Talk that shit, bitch.
Bill!
43 and 72.
Big Bill.
This is appropriate.
This is appropriate. This is appropriate.
What's appropriate?
Y'all want me to go first?
I want Mel to go first.
She love Ghostbusters.
Listen, okay, if there's one thing that women like across the board, okay, generally speaking,
is we like a motherfucker who can make us laugh, laugh us right out of our drawers.
Let's go, Bill!
Big Bill!
Sometimes you don't gotta have the looks,
and blah, blah, blah.
If you are funny.
That's what you got for us.
Hey, boss, can I go pee?
I'm going to pee too.
Yeah.
That's what you got in your face.
I'm not doing it. You got it in your face, and that's what you came up with I'm not doing it
I'm gunning your face
And that's all you can
That's a gun in your face
And that's all you can come up with
I'm not doing it
Do you want me to sit here
And say he's attractive
No
No
It's another adjective
You might come up with though
With the fact that he's rich
Filthy
Okay
And so what
She don't got two pennies
To rub together in her pockets
Can we just stop that
Hub pennies
I ain't with y'all Do that yo Hub pennies And that nigga's gold Can we just stop that? Hub pennies. I ain't with y'all.
Hub pennies and that nigga's gold.
Can we just stop the narrative
that a woman's intention of dating a man
is solely based on his income?
Please stop.
Please stop.
Her pennies and that nigga's Scrooge coins is different.
Please stop.
Her pennies and Mr. Scrooge is different.
Please stop.
Bigger bank, it don't matter.
She traded in her milkshake for Ensure.
That nigga's money is different.
We are going to put a little bit of respect on you.
I can't hear.
I just had to Google it just for shits and giggles just to see.
What his net worth is?
I wanted to see both of theirs.
Okay, go ahead.
And it had hers at $4 million.
Okay.
Salute.
It had his at $180 million.
Okay.
Just for your argument.
So when you start talking rubbing coins,
it's different pockets that the coins are in.
Okay, but...
No, no, no.
Fuck that.
I refuse to allow you guys to continue the narrative
that women's sole instinct for dating a man
is based on his pocketbook.
Stop it.
It's not fair.
It's different women that do that. Y'all stop that isbook. Stop it. It's not fair. It's not fair.
It's different women that do that.
Y'all stop that ish and male shit.
We're not doing nothing.
We never said so.
Mm-hmm.
Really?
This is kind of the intent? They never.
This is the intent.
Nor did we say women.
He said no.
No, they're not.
Man, you jumped all the way out the window.
I did not.
This is the insinuation.
Okay, you said women want a man that can make them laugh
Right
That's what I started with
And he's funny
And then you said what you want me to say
He's good looking
That was funny
And then he said
There's another adjective you can use
He didn't say only
He just said
It helps when you
Worth 180 million dollars
Can I ask you a question
True
True
National Lampoons was a long time ago
Right Uh huh That was Chevy Chase And Bill Murray as well But True. National Lampoons was a long time ago. Right?
Uh-huh.
That was Chevy Chase.
And Bill Murray as well.
But-
It was mainly Chevy Chase's.
Bill Murray has not been fun-
No, she's not.
Bill Murray has not been in the forefront of comedy in a very long time.
He's still a, you know, working actor.
No.
This is where we talking about.
He's not working.
Bill Murray is not on the scene.
Go get Smokey Suarez.
It's funny.
Capone is funny.
Talent is funny.
You go get the nigga
that got $140 million
that you may not have
nothing else in common with.
That's an assumption.
It is an assumption.
It is an assumption.
What I'm saying is
The money played a part
Which is a fact
So what is y'all's debate?
Nothing
She's saying that the money
Didn't play a part
He's laughing his way
Into her drawers
It's a bunch of
Funnier niggas than Bill Maher
I am 1000% saying
That the money
His money
Is not her primary incentive
Yes
1000%
That's what I'm saying
1000% 1000% What does she like about him? I don't know his money is not her primary incentive. Yes, 1,000%. That's what I'm saying. 1,000%.
1,000%.
What does she like about him?
I don't know.
Wait, do you have her number?
Can we call her and ask her
what the fuck she likes about Bill Murray?
Can I ask you one question?
I'm a saggy 70-year-old white boss.
Hold on, Ish.
Fuck out of here.
His balls might be nice and tight.
To each his own.
We all can't talk over each other.
He might have nice balls.
We don't know. Mel, let me ask you one question. That's all I got to say about it. We all can't talk over each other. He might have nice balls. Can I ask you that?
Mel, let me ask you
one question.
That's all I got to say about it.
We don't know for sure.
Of course, it's all speculation.
Do you think
that his balls are sick?
I think they hang down.
Do.
Go on.
Do you think
if he didn't have
the $180 million
that he would still
have the same chance
to get her
that he has today.
It's just a yes.
Do you think?
Yes or no?
I don't know.
I don't know.
You got to remember.
I don't know.
There's way too many variables.
No disrespect.
There's a lot of variables.
This is my variable.
Mel is attracted to
Caucasian men.
So she would
agree with Khalees.
Can we actually
change that narrative to Melissa does not discriminate. Older Caucasian men at So she would agree with Khalees. Can we actually change that narrative
to Melissa does not discriminate?
Older Caucasian men at the same time.
Stop.
Oh my God, are you reading like a Wikipedia page?
What's the picture you got?
The nigga from the show.
Oh, fuck you.
The NASCAR owner.
You got him.
Oh, shit.
He was just cute.
I don't know.
I don't know. What are y'all talking about
When I was on
Millionaire Matchmaker
There was like
A white guy
Who was like
Well there was a couple
White guys that were contestants
But anyways
I didn't choose him
The one that you liked
The one that you stalked after
That you went to look him up
I am never telling you
Anything ever fucking
We said it on the show
He said it on the show
He said it on the show
Yes
I looked him up A couple of times on LinkedIn we're not talking about me
right now as a matter of fact okay we are diverting from the points shout to Bill man
big bill police right going from Nas to Bill Murray is crazy actually there was somebody
in between her husband oh shout to, shout out to him, too.
No, he passed away.
He passed away.
Oh, recipe.
Shout out to him, too.
Still.
Sorry, it gets a little sordid.
Go on, Joe.
Niggas said still.
Joe.
Pogs.
Joe. At least last I heard from her, she was cursing out Pharrell and some other people.
And Beyonce.
Those motherfuckers.
You need some heavy hitters behind your back.
If you're going to Pharrell, you're going to need Bill.
And then prior to that.
Some Bills.
Her and Nas had, I'm not even talking about whatever they had.
It's personal.
Yeah, it's personal.
But, Mel.
This is my issue.
My issue is
Amber,
Amber Rose's ex-boyfriend
wasn't doing nothing
but showing Cher
the time of her life.
And she fell in love.
Allegedly.
Go on.
I rest my case.
Why?
I rest my case.
I want you to pull your kid gloves off.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
Because she got rid of that relationship with the quickness, didn't she?
When she had some suspicions of whatever.
We don't know. No, she didn't get rid of relationship with the quickness, didn't she? When she had some suspicions of whatever. We don't know.
No, she didn't get rid of it with the quickness.
She dated him and was seen publicly with him for months
through her friends and publicists feeding the media
every line in the world talking about
how he was just using her for money.
Even though the public didn't have no proof
or anything that said he was just using her
for the money outside of the optic.
And so that's...
But that optic...
Ruined their relationship?
Well, yeah, because she eventually...
You succumb to that pressure.
You succumb to that pressure from your friend.
She stepped away from him, and that was that.
That just...
I'm moving on, yo.
She's not tricking me with this shit.
I'm out. I'm out. What else we got? What else we got? I left that right alone. Yeah, I'm moving on, yo. She's not tricking me with this shit. I'm out.
I'm out.
What else we got?
What else we got?
I left that right alone.
Yeah, I'm not doing that.
I just didn't think she would change the double standard that fast.
How?
Like, that was fast.
She didn't even see it.
He's just sitting there with, like, smoke coming off of his head.
Fam, when I say I'm cooler than the other side of the pillow.
Now, your leg about to shake off.
My leg shakes all day.
Your leg about to shake right off.
Yo, bro, listen, I'm learning.
I'm AI.
I'm learning on the job, bro.
I am learning on the job.
Artificial-ish.
Okay.
Artificial-ish.
I'm good.
She tried it.
He was funny.
He was funny.
Homeboy was funny.
That's what she had said on him.
He was funny. That milkshake got Homeboy was funny. That's what she had saw in him. He was funny.
That milkshake
got left under the sun.
It did.
That shit is
cottage cheese.
Yeah, that shit
is like some
vegan shake now.
That shit is something.
That shit is something.
That's a different
type of shake.
If all of the boys
came back to the yard
and you picked
Bill Murray out.
Where is it?
Where?
So factual because you know you got your iPad out there.
Where is she living right now?
Is she living in Costa Rica right now?
She's on a farm somewhere.
On a farm in Costa Rica.
Correct me if I'm wrong, because I think that that's correct, but I'm not sure.
And if that is correct, then that just kind of is a very primary indication as to what her daily life and lifestyle actually is.
She lives on a remote farm. It says in California, though.
In California. Okay. But I knew that she, sorry, I think it was like her husband was
Costa Rican or Argentinian or something like that. So there was like a lot of back and forth
and stuff like that. I say all that to say that her lifestyle is not that of somebody who's trying
to be plugged into the matrix and looking for
the next, you know, come up and blah, blah,
blah. We don't know how long she's known
Bill Murray. We have no idea.
It's a $3 million farmhouse.
Okay. It ain't no, like...
Exactly. It's not like some bullshit
ass, like, mom and pop operation. Got it.
The people with $180 million
might look at the $3 million house as some
little petty meal Section 8 operation.
Okay.
They might.
And he ain't in the Matrix.
Bill Murray ain't in the Matrix.
But that's what I'm trying to say.
He's off the grid.
But that's what I'm trying to say is so is she to a certain extent.
Bill might be in the Matrix a little bit.
He's plugged in.
He's off the grid is what I'm saying.
What do you mean?
So if you are. What do you mean?
I don't know her so I don't want to disrespect her
and call her some gold digger
groupie chick because I don't know that to be true. True.
I do know she was cracking Nas ass
for 50 a month back in the day
but what I'm saying is this.
Bill Murray ain't your
young up and
coming money getting athlete
dude. Bill Murray has surpassed
that. He's
an old white
dude for all intents and purposes
that's rich rich. So he might
not be your normal target. So you can't say
just because he's not the normal target.
The word. The wording. I'm giving
a. He might not be
the normal target. She just loves
lost translation. I know that the average... She just loves Lost in Translation.
I know.
That the average chick might be gunning for.
Y'all missing it.
She went to see the last Ant-Man.
Yes.
He was in the movie.
That's what I was looking at.
And that's what got her.
That's all it was.
She went to go see Ant-Man.
It was like, you know what?
I like him.
I know.
He was so funny.
And, you know, Ghostbusters Afterlife.
He was in that, too.
There you go.
That's it.
Listen. I love Ghostbusters. Whatever y'all want to do with y'all pussy.
Do it.
It's y'all.
It's true.
I ain't clocking it.
The world is yours.
The world is yours.
I do not have the pussy O'Dominant running for y'all.
At all.
We don't police pussy over here.
Fuck who you want to fuck.
Hey, I'm consistent.
I'm pro the trained assassins.
I am. I am. Guy the trained assassins. I am.
I am.
Guy or girl.
Yeah, I am.
And this, unlike Melissa,
this looks very trained assassin-ish to me.
If you're going to find an old nigga like that
where you can get him to write some shit in his will,
change the life insurance or some shit,
get some shit going,
rock his world for a little bit,
I was outside.
I heard enough.
If he can trust you to put you in that trust.
Bill's been around for a little while.
I was going to say, Bill's been around the block a million times.
He has dated a plethora of attractive women.
Khalees is not the first baddie to pass across this path.
I never said that.
I never said that.
He's not.
All I implied was that
Khalees is a trained assassin.
Okay.
I never said that
this was the first,
that he was woozy,
but...
Yeah.
Okay.
But if you haven't had one
in a while...
Yeah, but she's definitely not...
Because Father Tom
and Kip...
She's definitely not
circling the block
on the convalescent home
in this particular situation, okay?
This is probably like everybody's getting
what they want from the situation.
Yeah, but Khalees could probably get, you know,
her pick of the litter in her age group.
So, I mean, it does beg the question.
A lot of times you don't want what's in your age group.
Why not?
Flip.
Let's move on.
Thank you, bro. Let's move on. Thank you, bro.
Let's move on.
Thank you.
Because they're fucking crotchety.
Moving on.
Hey!
Anybody want to do a finals recap?
Are we there?
Do you guys care?
No, not yet.
Okay, all right.
Sorry.
But we got a verdict in the Travis Rudolph case.
We did.
Pretty quick.
Not guilty.
Please clap it up for that.
Yes, absolutely.
Clap it up.
On all charges, right?
Clap it up for that.
But then...
Go ahead.
Travis decides to go post a video.
Turning up.
Turning up to Dirk.
Talking about ops and...
He was just having a cookout
that's all it was
he's receiving some backlash
for that
so
I'm home
receiving the backlash
celebrating his win
I'm home
receiving the backlash
backlash me all you want
pause
I'm home
oh
I said pause
hey yo man
the title of this show
is gonna have to be
Paws.
Yo, it's Pride Month.
That's true.
You already
picked that too.
Don't put me
in front of a
back lashing behind
Paws
and taking niggas
on the balcony.
I'm going to bust
that nigga's ass
on the balcony.
Pride Month
took your mind so far.
And look at my man's shirt.
No, no, it's fine, too.
Before you let me go, I want to say this.
So this is his brother on the news.
Started spitting the verse.
Oh, that's the hook. Yeah, that's wrong with this country? What's wrong with this nation? Too many people went to prison because of false allegations. Oh, that's the hook.
Yeah, that's the hook.
Nah, you got to see this lady looking at him like, nah, I feel you.
Wait, look, he's spilling the tea, though.
I'm going to show her she capping, and y'all going to see, I see the reason of the death of Sebastian.
I told my brother to come outside, I guess he thought he was leaving.
Then she went inside his phone, and she found out he was cheating.
Found out the girl's name was Collin, so she came up with a reason.
They hit his head with a bottle so she could try to get even.
But let me tell the story.
How this problem got even bigger.
Dominique lied.
She lied and said that my brother hit her.
Before she left the house, she broke this game and she took the liquor.
Then she turned around and said her brother's in finna get you.
We thought she was playing.
Thought she was playing with a fucking cinder.
One hour later, we get a job by some...
That girl hurt my feelings.
Thought Dominique is my little sister.
Then she put a hit on my family and tried to kill us.
And these prosecutors know about this information. One thing I have to say. Oh, my God. I'm sure. My brother Dominique is my little sister She wanted to be DJ Drop so bad.
I ain't gonna hold you.
Might get my bars off, too.
Yeah, hell yeah. Get my fucking bars off.
I know the emotions are running high.
Shut up.
The label is not here, Daryl.
Get his shit off.
Yo, congratulations.
Oh, man.
No, I'm getting my bars off.
Hell yeah.
Congratulations to Travis Rudolph.
I mean.
Why they mad he turning up the dirt
talking about ops and shit?
This was the expected
because they just need to find
something to be for them.
Yeah, like the fuck?
Bro, I was kind of scared.
I ain't going to hold you.
I was kind of scared.
Yeah.
Oh, I wasn't.
After that girl got up there
and sounded like that,
that was case was over.
She sounded fucked up.
He might as well high five
his lawyer after that one.
He might as well high five her.
We got her. After that whole, yeah, as well high-five him. We got him.
After that whole, yeah, I meant hit anything but him.
All right.
We got him.
But no, not no guns.
I didn't want them to take guns.
What'd you shoot?
I saw when the lady was holding the gun up.
It was great.
That shit was a show.
But shout out to him.
He's free.
Hell yeah.
Shout out to him.
Round of applause again.
Word up.
Round of applause. I don't like this. He's free. Hell yeah. Shout out to him. Round of applause again. Word up. Round of applause.
I don't like this.
They talking about giving Tory 13.
Oh, man.
I still stand by my initial guess.
They're going to smoke him.
Wasn't the max 20?
Yeah.
22 was the max.
But if the prosecutors are only starting off saying that they want to give him 13, that's good for him.
To be honest with you, because they could have said, yo, we want to give him 20.
Depends on what dictionary you're looking at.
No, no, no.
Good.
No, what I'm saying is that's their starting point.
That's the prosecutor's starting point.
They not shooting for the max.
Yeah, I guess that is in that respect, it's good.
They not shooting for the max.
So that means he'll walk away with six.
Six, five.
Can the judge do whatever the judge want to do?
Even the prosecutor want to do that?
I think so, but they definitely take the prosecutor's recommendation into heavy consideration.
All right, so let me ask you this.
If you're the judge, this motherfucker just tried to get you kicked off the case and all,
like, removed from the trial, the whole shit, and I have to sentence you in a matter of days.
I heard y'all want to give him 13.
It's definitely a discretion.
I heard y'all, but I feel a way to,
and I want to add some on this.
There would definitely be public backlash
if they gave him 22 years.
I don't think he's,
when I say smoke him,
I think he's getting more than 10.
Yeah.
That's been my guess.
It's irrelevant.
No, it ain't.
That's not true.
The public backlash
at sentencing recommendations or whatever the judge goes with?
There would be huge backlash that you would see.
At that point, it's the appeals process.
That's the only thing that matters.
True.
Once the judge's gavel goes down and you're sentenced to whatever number.
You can backlash all you want.
Backlash all you want.
Processing the fucking streets.
Y'all will forget by next week when more owned smoke appears.
And do you think that people would really be protesting the streets? Exactly. They're really not do you think that people would really be protesting the streets exactly they're really not would really be
protesting the streets the public opinion is not fairly anti-tory at this point as i was stating
right if you give somebody 22 years right you got motherfuckers that's killing people
22 years you got people that are shooting up whole entire clubs and shit like that
getting less than 22 years.
So now you give the ability
for him to appeal
on grounds of bias.
Okay, it's quite bad.
That much more strength.
Talk about it.
You get what I'm saying?
So it wouldn't be,
in my opinion.
Which is what she said, though.
No, she did.
She did.
She said,
once the gavel's bang,
appeal process is all that's left.
No, she did say that,
but she said basically the court of public bang, appeal process is all that's left. No, she did say that, but she said basically
the court of public opinion doesn't matter.
It does matter. After
sentencing, it doesn't.
It doesn't.
It doesn't matter. It's the appeals
process at that point. You're saying the
court of public opinion can affect the appeals process.
His ability to
get an appeal,
it would matter that he got unfairly sentenced when you could come now, bring a whole bunch of cases that possibly appeared before.
Well, you're talking about the strength of his appeal.
Can I finish, please?
Sorry.
Okay.
You get a whole bunch of cases that appeared before this particular judge in which he gave him lighter sentences.
Okay.
Now it's going to open up the door for him to get an appeal.
Okay.
Let me just real quick.
That's not public
opinion that's appeals process yes or no yeah which is what melissa just said but no never mind
is steven avery still in jail the public opinion i would say 100 percent affect the appeal for the
appeals process and some of the thinking that goes on behind the scenes. I've seen enough court shows
to know that.
Now, I agree with Melissa
at the day of sentencing.
This is what I'm doing,
nigga, fuck what y'all talking about.
My judge has all the discretion
in the world to give him the match.
But after that,
and I'm with you, Ice.
I read that shit
where they tried to get
the judge removed
and tried to get some other shit
and that paragraph
read spicy to me.
Very.
It read like,
hey, I acknowledge what you said,
but nah to this, nah. Very. It read like, hey, I acknowledge what you said, but nah to this,
nah to that,
no to this,
and that last sentence
is the one extreme,
what do they call that shit?
Extraordinary relief.
We don't see
the extraordinary relief.
Whatever the fuck they say.
It's like,
get out of here.
We're not,
none of that.
We're not fucking with you.
It read like,
next week,
I'm sentencing your ass
to some shit. And I do think, you. It read like, next week, I'm sentencing your ass to some shit.
And I do think, while public opinion is in favor of Meg here, if this sentencing goes crazy, crazy, crazy.
Yeah.
It's going to be backlash.
Both things are true at the same time.
There might, the appeals, the appeal might be strengthened by the fact that it's a punitive sentence that the judge gives him.
You know what I'm saying?
So let's just say he gives him 15 years.
Then his lawyers can argue during the appeals process
that it was a punitive sentence based on bias,
based on ego, hurt feelings, or whatever.
So it strengthens the appeal, but that's years.
You know what I mean?
The appeals process takes a lengthy amount of time.
Most people, after they've been sentenced, their lawyers start the appeal process immediately.
But you're going to jail.
And you're going to sit there through that whole entire appeals process.
We see this happen all the time with people who have been, you know, their cases have been brought before, like the Innocence Project.
And they start to look at, you know, DNA.
And, you know, they would get asked to get the judge to reopen the case, et cetera, et cetera.
But then they end up, you know, the appeals process ends up denying the appeal.
And the person ends up getting, you know, life in jail or even worse, the death sentence is carried out.
It happens all the time.
I'm just looking at it in his case from the judge's standpoint you know
and a lot of times we see this when they offer you a deal you don't take the deal
they kind of now you wasted the court's time you made us spend all this money on this
you you've tried and i get it it's all part of the process that was a multi-million dollar trial
yeah you tried to get you tried to get it moved You tried to get a new, a retrial.
You tried, like, and this is all process.
Now when it comes down to sentencing,
they can look at this like, yo, you tried a lot of shit,
even though it's all part of the process,
that we feel a way.
And that's where it comes into,
now we're going to, now it's not going to hurt you.
I think you see public backlash
if he has to do a day over five years. I think you'll see public backlash if he has to do a day over five years.
I think you'll see public backlash regardless because there's still people that are saying,
yo, looking at what happened and what the stories we heard, they still ain't even in
agreeance of what happened.
So there's people no matter what that's saying the trial wasn't fair.
Well, I'm going to shut up, but yeah.
So you're still going to see backlash whether he gets one year, 10 years, 15 years, there's going to be backlash.
Now, I think if he get like two years, three years, it'll be quiet.
I don't think so.
I think it'll be quiet.
There'll be backlash.
There's still going to be backlash.
Two or three years, there'll absolutely be backlash.
I think it'll be quiet.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Well, we'll see.
It's next month.
Sentencing is next month, so we will find out.
Yeah.
Ice and I had a nice we had a nice
little ping pong match
going about
something that I thought
was an easy going
conversation
but then we found
a debate in there
and I don't really see how.
What was it?
Introduce it.
So in a second
we'll talk about
how stupid
Azalea Banks is
because boy
she's as stupid
as they come.
Facts.
But.
That was nasty.
And we'll get to it.
Yeah.
But online,
it was a story going around
where
some people were criticizing
B. Simone
for promoting
the subscription
to her close friends
on Instagram,
which she's been doing.
Okay.
What's the problem there?
Some people felt like it was distasteful
that she was promoting the fact that she was grieving.
Backstory, she's a very good friend of...
She's a good friend to...
Jackie O.
To Jackie O.
Yeah, like very good.
And she'd done like an extensive reel
showcasing like the length of their friendship,
you know, trips and just, you know.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
So they were saying that,
people were saying that she was distasteful
for promoting her shit
while she was supposed to be mourning and grieving.
Promoting what though?
She has on Instagram,
she allows you to purchase to be added to her
close friends you have to subscribe to see your close friends did that happen no she's been doing
it she's been doing that she's been doing it and she does a lot with it like book reads all kind
of shit she does in a question the only part they're calling the question is the fact that
she's doing this or promoted rather while this is going on
that's the only thing that was called in the question she basically said that she
was going to be she was going to take a break from being visible on Instagram
the only place you'd really be able to see her and find her and chat with her
is in her close friends on Instagram and so there was a correlation made between
what she's processing currently which is her grief over her friend passing away
and the subscri and the selling of her subscriptions to her close friends even
though she's been doing it for a while most people a lot of people didn't know she was
doing it correct and they saw that as a money grab. Mm-hmm.
So, yeah.
But fuck them people.
Fuck them people that viewed it as a money grab.
Ice said, what's the beef?
She'd been selling this shit. And then I said, I understand that.
But if something were to happen to me untimely, I would want you to not promote your shit for like a week or so.
And then I said, fuck you.
No, what I said was.
Have at it.
You passed.
The bills didn't.
Oh, my God.
The bills.
No, but what I'm saying is.
Nice. Bro, you got to go to work. the bills didn't oh my god the bills no but what I'm saying is nice bruh
bruh you gotta go to work
this is
this is what this person
is doing
this is how they
paying they bills and shit
they gotta go to work
nice no
what is he talking about
I get the bills
you can grieve
people grieve
you get bereavement
at your job
you take a couple days off
whatever but you gotta
go back to work
nigga
so what I'm saying is
are you gonna promote
the fact on Instagram how much Joe meant to you and how oh go back to work Nigga So what I'm saying is Are you gonna promote the fact
On Instagram
How much Joe meant to you
And how
Oh my god I love him
And all
No I'm not
And that's the mistake
I think we made
You're not gonna do that part
I don't know
Me personally no
I don't do none of that
You're just gonna grieve silently
And just go straight into
Doing what you gotta do
Yes
Okay
Personally
That's different
I don't do none of the
All of that
Putting that shit out there
On Instagram anymore
I don't know that much about Shorty
But she's like
A serial entrepreneur Yes Right This is not Instagram anymore. I don't know that much about Shorty, but she's like a serial entrepreneur.
Yes.
Right?
This is not,
that's why I don't like
his example of
you got to go to work.
But if she sells courses,
right?
Let's say hypothetically,
I think she does,
but if she sells courses
and Shorty passed away,
my courses don't go on pause
because somebody passed away.
Business has still got to move
and business is still
business. So if I have somebody else doing my socials and they selling my courses every single
day on, when they posting clips to sell my courses, I'm not going to put that in the dormancy period
while I'm over here grieving. I still want you to manage my socials and you still push the products.
True. I'm not going to put business on hold because somebody passed away.
But if one of those, if you change one one of those courses now that somebody passed away to include
your love for this person as you were selling it, you don't think that would be looked at
as service?
Can't this just be me?
Can't this just be, yo, my friend passed.
I miss you.
You see when somebody passed, they put these posts up and stuff.
I don't see that as tacky. You can, but it's tacky as a fuck. I don't see that as tacky.
But it's tacky as a fuck.
I don't see that as tacky.
I think if she was trying to capitalize
off of it,
then that's tacky.
And that's why I asked you,
yo, was she already
selling subscriptions
to her close friends
prior to?
If that was her business model
and that's been going on
for the last year or two,
then I don't look at this.
And a lot of people
who got upset
did not know that she was doing that
prior to this so they think it popped up like hey I'm disappearing off but I'm the only way to see
me is here and you got I want to but I want to stay there those people that didn't know she was
doing that before and there's a lot of them yeah it's not her normal audience. And that's the part that I'm saying makes it tacky for her.
Because I'm not done.
Go ahead, go ahead.
Ooh, ooh.
Yeah, ooh, ooh, ooh.
These Instagram entrepreneurs
and the view babies
and the people that pay attention to that,
you know when the fuck you get a spike in audience.
You know when your shit go from
10 and 20,000 people watching
to 500,000 people watching in your stories you do and a lot
of people take choose that time to capitalize that that's true as you should if you're an
entrepreneur okay I agree with that however if I know that that audience is there because you
normally when that when you get that jump in audience, the first thing you say is, well, what happened?
Why?
If I know that that's there
because my friend passed,
I'm not using that window
to do what I normally do
because now I'm showing it to people
who don't know that's normal.
Okay, now let me,
if I know all of y'all are coming here
to be nosy and want to see all of this shit, no, I'm not showing y'all are coming here To be nosy
And want to see all of this shit
No I'm not showing y'all nothing
To my regular people
Hey we over here
And that's what she said
I'm going dark off of this
Because all that spike
Is just niggas being nosy
Sure
That's what the internet is today
It's just people trying to see her grieve
They want to be there
And watch what you do
No I'm out of here
But I'm so done with it
But you can say that
Without plugging your shit underneath No I can't But I want to interrupt you No but I'm going to interrupt you do. No, I'm out of here. But you can say that without plugging your shit underneath.
But I want to interrupt you.
No, but I'm going to interrupt you back.
Go ahead.
No, I can't because I still got to let my people know it's business as usual over there.
The rest of y'all, you don't get that.
But those people, if I want to send a message to the people on Patreon, I could send it on Patreon.
True.
I don't have to talk to them on Instagram to say, yo, business as usual.
I'm going dark over here. The people I want to talk to, they're going Instagram to say, yo, business as usual. I'm going dark over here.
The people I want to talk to, they're going to know because they're my normal core audience.
But that is hers, too.
No, it's not.
Her close friends is her normal core audience.
But this wasn't a close friend's message.
This was a message put in your story while you have this spiking audience because of whatever's going on.
And that's assuming that that's why that spiking audience is there.
That's what I'm saying. I don't know't know it was continued business as usual it was it
was her normal like cuz again it's nosy a lot of these people don't even run
they socials so if every every day at 12 o'clock but religiously my courses come
out every single day if something happenedas run their socials. No, no, no, it's not that. I hate them. Yeah, niggas run their socials. It's not that.
But it's not that.
It's not that.
If something happened to me tomorrow and Ice on the next day
is on his story saying,
yo, officially Ice cameo,
tune in,
I'm going to really tell y'all
how I feel about,
this is what's going on.
And that's promoting.
That's.
That's disgusting.
Tasteless.
That is disgusting.
All right, so now let me go
find the message.
That's what she did. Let me go find the message. That's what she did.
Let me go find the message and read it to you.
Yes.
Because I'm with you there.
I didn't see it.
That's why I asked a series of questions.
Like, yo, did she do something outside of her norm?
And if she didn't do anything outside of her norm,
then I don't think it's tacky.
But if I told everybody, yo, like if I normally promote my caffeine channel,
something like that, and I told everybody, you know what?
Basically, yo, I know why y'all here.
Y'all want to see what I got to say about this.
I'm not talking to y'all no more.
To everybody else, fuck with me over there.
That's still promoting your stuff, though.
It is.
And here's the thing.
If you're not on my close friends, you're not going to see much of my life during this time.
I'm going to interrupt and say, during what time?
Sure.
Let me keep going.
Close friends, I love you.
Thank you for being a safe space.
Join my close friends now in Big Cat on the Bottom.
Yeah, it's on that.
I believe that to be a tasteless message.
That's tasteless.
I'm not calling B. Simone tasteless.
I concur with you wholeheartedly now.
Okay.
I didn't know that that was.
Now.
I changed my sticks.
I agree.
That's nasty.
That's terrible.
That's nasty.
That's nasty.
Okay.
That's nasty.
See, I can admit.
No, I don't.
That's nasty.
I'm going to start doing that this year, too.
That's nasty. If it was just the regular. Yeah, I don't. That's nasty. I'm going to start doing that this year, too. That's nasty.
If it was just the regular close friends.
The way it was presented, I'm like, I don't see the problem.
And that's why I said, yo, if she was just carrying on as her norm.
That's nasty.
But when you post a picture saying, yo, and you got to pay to get into close friends.
Yeah, if it was the same ad you post every other day of the week.
Yeah.
Cool.
Or if it was just something that's saying, like, yo, I know y'all know these niggas is here.
No.
No, but you put all of that. The caveat to it is the grieving week. Yeah. Cool. Or if it was just something that's saying like, yo, I know y'all know these niggas is here. No. But all of that?
The caveat to it
is the grieving part.
He's right.
Like, if you want to see me
grieve and discuss this
during this time,
pay for it.
Yeah.
That's nasty.
People don't rock with that.
I agree with that.
And you receive
a lot of backlash.
And we're not saying
anything negative
about B. Simone,
but that was some bullshit,
B. Simone.
It was. No, it. Simone. It was.
No, it was bullshit.
It was.
Azealia Banks.
How about that?
Horrible.
I went to her page, she trying to compare Pump the Jam and Pump It Up, all that bullshit.
I ain't been on her page.
Wait, what?
She trying to compare Joe Buttons, Pump the Jam and Pump It Up, saying it's the same shit.
I'm like, what the fuck is this lady doing?
Holy shit.
I swear to God.
Wait up.
I want
a place
Tuesday
get your booty
on the floor.
That song?
Yeah.
Make my
that's not
shut the fuck up.
Pump up the jam.
Pump it up
it's cool in the game.
Wait,
tell me why
Park's not saying nothing.
Tell us.
Because she came for me and Park before.
You can't tell me that Pump Up the Jam by the Tektronix
and Pump It Up by Joe Buttons are not the same effing song.
They're not.
It's from Cool in the Game.
Well, it's not Cool in the Game.
It's The Rhythm of the Night.
It's Cool in the Game, but it's somebody else too.
It's Furious 5, I think.
Something like that.
Oh, man.
I gotta find it.
Why is she coming after you?
Who knows?
This was April 26th.
Oh, okay.
So this is that.
Okay.
Her and I don't have the greatest relationship because she is...
The seasoning is not in the oodles and noodles, Pat.
It's not...
That's not nice.
But it's true.
It's true. I've seen nice. But it's true. It's true.
I've seen enough.
I did too.
I was done at cooking the cat.
Hey, y'all kept it going.
She leaked my phone number.
I'm with Parks.
I love my phone.
She leaked his phone number too.
Yep.
Parks, what happened?
I'm not going to do that.
I'm with Barks
Let me tell you something
What you did
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up
Hold up for a minute
Puss-a-lonimous
Yep
Alright
I'm Puss-a-lonimous too
For the right fan group
The Navy
The Barbs the Barbs.
The Barbs, y'all tried to get me in some shit,
I gotta talk to y'all.
They did, the Puffs.
They tried it.
Azalea Banks leaked my phone number
and I had a hectic 48 hours.
After that, them fans ain't that committed.
They went on about their business.
I kept my number.
I'm not scared of no fan base that won't.
I'm saying that.
Let me shut up.
I'm letting you talk.
All right, we got to put a bleep to that.
The views and the opinions of Joe Buddy.
We got to put a bleep to that.
Of Joe Buddy.
Because then they'll do it to make a point.
But dog, I didn't know that she was this stupid.
I knew she was stupid, stupid.
I didn't know she was this stupid.
You were invited on Wildin' Out.
You didn't have to take that invitation.
Lord knows, Nick and them have been inviting me for the last three to four years.
You did, of course.
Yeah, but since they moved to Atlanta,
since then.
Yeah.
I did that shit a long time ago.
But they in the A,
they turning up.
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
Then Nick lost it,
got it back.
Like, wild shit happened.
Shout out to Nick.
Yeah, they got a crew over there now.
But you could decline the invitation.
You come there,
it's a jokey show.
A lot of the jokes are pre-written. All right, you was mad about the joke. You fucking went the invitation. You come there. It's a jokey show. A lot of the jokes are pre-written.
All right, you was mad about the joke.
You fucking went off online.
Cool.
But to say this and hit send on the internet and think that you justified for that harshness, I wouldn't dare read it because I wouldn't dare repeat that stupid shit that you said.
Disgusting. Disgusting.
Disgusting.
God damn.
What an idiot.
And whoever stand behind that, you're just as sick.
Nobody stand behind that.
No.
Don't nobody stand behind that.
She on the island.
Why would you take an opportunity to shoot at DC Young Fly at the expense of his children's
mother as his wife passing away?
Over a joke that you didn't like. Over a joke that you didn't like.
Over a joke that you didn't like.
You big stupid.
You big stupid.
Get a writer.
I would have kicked you out of George Clooney house too if I was him.
Honestly.
Now that we're just learning more, I would have tapped RZA so fast.
Yo, RZA.
What's RZA's real name?
It's RZA, right?
Robert.
George Clooney.
Robert.
Robert is Robert.
George Clooney was in that house during that party.
Wasn't that Emmy weekend or something?
Something like that.
Where is Robert?
Your guest.
Get her the fuck out of here.
Whole internet.
All the black girls.
Oh my God, how could George Clooney?
Make a little more sense today though.
Oh, is this during the-
You remember.
You remember.
You mean Cameron Crowe.
And apparently he spit on her or something like that.
Cameron Crowe, no.
I heard it was Russell Crowe.
Russell Crowe.
Russell Crowe.
Russell Crowe.
You're not going to get enough of fucking these names up. Cameron Crowe. Yeah, Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe. Russell Crowe. You don't get enough of fucking these names up.
Cameron Crowe.
Yeah, Russell Crowe.
That's who I'm talking about.
Russell Crowe.
Who did I say?
George Clooney?
Oh, jeez.
Thank you.
Yes.
Russell Crowe.
Got it.
Oh, man.
Get her the fuck out of Russell Crowe's house.
You can't party with us.
With the gladiator.
This is... Get her the fuck out of here.e's house. You can't party with us. With the gladiator. This is...
Get her the fuck
up out of here.
She's ridiculous.
She's disgusting.
She's a fucking coot.
I know a lot of people
don't want to say
nothing up here,
but we got to call it
for what we call it.
It's a team thing.
She is nasty.
I tried to hire her.
She's a coot.
Nah, fuck all that shit.
Fuck that.
Actually, I don't even know.
A coot might be a thing, right?
As disrespectful as those things? No, I was more like, you tried to hire her? I don't think that's one of that. Actually, I don't even know. Kook might be a thing, right? As described in those things.
No, I was more like, you tried to hire her?
I don't think that's one of them.
She's talented.
No, I know that.
I just wondered in what capacity.
But that's the problem.
Revolt?
We were screening for State of Culture.
Got it.
As a host.
Got it, got it, got it.
But I do believe her to be talented,
and that's what makes this even more sad,
is that you have been reduced to inappropriate Snapchat reads.
You have been reduced to a troll.
Like this is what you choose to do.
Wow, that sound and style of music that you've been doing for so many years is finally rocking out here.
It's rocking.
All of that girly shit is going on and you just rather do
this
and then
you know
what I don't like too
and this is none of my business
so I'm minding my business
but
it's always the women
that call on
the support
of other women
to take a moment
about a woman
and do this
mmm
that's good
that was a go
thanks
that was a go Thanks That was a goal
That was real good
But then
What'll happen though
Is the justification
Will be based on him
You get what I'm saying
Like
People will do some evil shit
And then be like
Oh it was reactionary
Or I only did it
Because of
Him
You know what I'm saying
And they'll still get the support
Man fuck all that shit
I'm not hearing anybody
Defend her
Yeah fuck all that
That shit's disgusting
You know what I'm saying?
When things like that take place.
You got to look at the whole situation.
It's disgusting.
I agree.
It's disgusting.
Apparently, DC breaks his silence on IG, man.
Heartfelt.
Like, you use that time to say, God don't play about you.
No, we know God don't play about you.
Where his shit at?
Toilet bowl.
We know. You're stuck in a Toilet bowl. We know.
You're stuck in a house
somewhere in Harlem.
Oh, man.
On 145th somewhere
above a bodega
writing bullshit
about my man
in front of the show
and he lost his family.
Fuck out of here.
Yeah, man.
And no weapon formed
against me shall prosper.
DC is such a spiritual guy.
Very.
So you read in his, when he broke his silence and got to talking,
and you're like, God damn.
All of that was so, so powerful.
It was.
The only part that shook me was when he said, yo, you know,
you remember our last conversation, right?
And he had the emoji, the eyes popping out.
I was like, oh, no.
I didn't even think of that. Like like what if your last conversation was on something y'all need to
be doing all this shit right like god i never even fathomed that part but for him to be so strong and
the kids is happy the kids is as happy as they could be or smiling right now or to be giving him the strength and the hope
and the courage
to keep moving.
Shout out to DC, man.
Yeah, love her family.
Her entire family.
Love DC.
Her entire family.
Rest in peace, Jackie.
Old still.
And Azalea,
I think that was it for you.
I ain't gonna lie.
I mean, we know that you stupid,
but I think that was
the last swing of stupid
that you had in the tank.
This is the rhythm of the night.
Yeah, I don't think
she getting too many more
at-bats
to just display stupid.
That was real stupid.
Shit ain't stupid though.
Shit is mean.
It's a lot of words.
Shit is mean.
It's a lot of words.
It's a lot of words.
But he's saying stupid
because stupid is a substitute.
It's stupid is a substitute
for what we really want to say.
It's a lot of words.
We can tell her do the law. It's a lot of words. It's stupid to do it It's stupid is a substitute For what we really want to say That's a lot of words We can tell her do the law
It's a lot of words
It's a lot of words
Anywho
Yeah
Anywho
A few pods ago
I went home
Just
Was frustrated
About some things
So I did
What any calm
Sane man would do.
I went, well, no, I didn't do it.
I told my girl to do it.
I said, babe, look up some water guns, yo, for the part,
just in case, yo.
Just in case.
You know, we was having some yelling matches,
some intense debates.
But honestly, I'm not debating with y'all no more.
Like, if it get too froggy in honestly, I'm not debating with y'all no more. Like,
if it get too froggy in here,
I'm telling you,
I got my gun in my hand and I
don't want to have to use it.
That is the ad.
But still. You know what's crazy?
These shits popped up on my Instagram
as a suggestion last night. Oh, shit.
No bullshit. I was like, damn, those shits is up on my Instagram as a suggestion last night. Oh, shit. No bullshit.
I was like, damn, those shits is fire.
You're going to fire across mail?
You're going to fire across mail? Stop.
And his laptop right there, you're going to do that for him?
Put yours down.
Put yours down.
Now stop.
Put it down.
I'm putting it down for now.
All right.
Move your head, brother.
But don't say nothing crazy, because I'm not arguing no more.
You're shooting niggas with guns.
That's it.
Water guns.
Water guns. Water guns. Water guns. Water guns.
Water guns.
Water guns.
Water guns.
All right.
Let's talk music.
Let's do it.
Yes.
Let's talk music.
The other night, I was invited to dinner and a little listening party, and I went.
I went.
We're not going to spend too much time here, but I had a good
time at Janelle Monae's shit the other night. I want to shout out to her.
Word to these out?
Just asking because that's her thing, you know, being free.
Valid question.
Dark Valley, right? Maybe a little...
Word to these out? They weren't out. They was a little out.
Underboob.
I love Underboob.
I love Underboob. I love me a good under boob but can I tell you she is so tiny
she's tiny tiny tiny like that's like an optical illusion she's tiny tiny tiny small look you
excited this nigga getting a boner right here she is super tiny I didn't realize she was that
tiny but neither I haven't been she was that tiny. Me neither.
I haven't been in a listening session in a while,
so it was just good to see her fans that she brought out,
all the very colorful audience that she brought out.
But enough about that.
Track one.
I can't hear myself.
And as I play this, I want to stress the importance to all artists out there.
Actually, pause this, because this is a slap.
This shit came on, and I said, I'm going to buy the album, because I want to hear this.
I need this in my phone.
But it's track one.
This is called Float.
I want to bring back stress.
I think this is the first single, too, for what it's worth.
Was it?
Yeah, Blue Sun.
Oh, I never heard it
but it's track one on the project and i just want to stress to artists the importance of track one
now with so much out there to consume like if track one ain't what it is a nigga might not get Oh See be free
Be free
She's starting with be free
Woo
Woo
No I'm not the same, nigga
I think I done changed, nigga
See something not the same, nigga
I used to walk into the room
Head down, oh, oh, oh, oh
Now I need love
Float on, I might float on this club
Lay hangin' on to that goose down in my cup Go! Go! Float on, I might float on this club.
Lay hanging on to that goose down in my cup.
Float on, I might float on this club.
I need Lil Jon to get his hands on this.
I don't dance, I just float.
Float.
Float.
This project sounded really good in there.
It sounded like a vibe.
It's a quick, short listen.
It's 32 minutes of just, it sounds like a playlist.
It blow, blow, boom, I just glow.
I'm light as a feather.
I'm light as a feather.
Yeah, baby, I float.
It's hard to look at my resume, whoop,
and not find a reason to close.
I don't want to cut off while she's getting a rap verse on.
Making it viral, I might just elope.
Say, listen, LaMama, you like Shabari? Watch while I show you the ropes. I used to let niggas get to drift. You get to drift. Listen to the rest of the project on your own time
some heat on there uh but it's definitely heat on there shout out to Janelle Monae for making
a project that a straight man could vibe to I appreciate that you know I mean
uh next up uh Next up, Mayda.
You went to that artist showcase.
Mayda.
Am I saying that right?
Mayda.
She's so fire.
She's fire.
No, I'm saying her music is fire.
Me too.
Y'all be saying different shit.
Are y'all saying her music is fire?
No, she's fire.
She fire squared.
She fire.
Squared.
Both fires.
The music and the other one. Mayda's fire. We are fans of Mayda. Mayared. Both fires. Cubed. The music and the other one.
Made us fire.
We are fans of... Made up.
Made up.
We are.
Here.
Yes.
And I'm a bigger fan of James Fauntleroy, who's on track one.
Track one.
Sexual love.
Anything with James Fauntleroy and reverse vocals that starts like this,
you just already know where it's going.
His signature.
Just anything James Fauntleroy, though.
Oh, God.
Anything James Fauntleroy.
This is putting your dick on the table, James Fauntleroy on track one.
It is.
I mean.
It is.
A James Fauntleroy cosign on track one is kind of crazy.
Uh-oh.
Oh, God.
We started as friends.
We did, too.
Shit crazy.
Oh.
Oh, my God. Ooh. We started having conversations, look at this. All night long.
And the first time we kissed was the first time.
Oh, remember the first kiss?
I own you now.
Oh, wait, geez, oh shit.
I own you now.
Oh.
Wait, jeez.
Oh, shit.
I'm on you now.
That is the first time I tasted real love.
What the fuck?
What?
After the long night combos?
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you with a boner.
Out of Mayweather, Joe Ass, or the fall.
He does all the talking in the air, yeah. Oh, man, yeah. Look at you. Look at you with a boner. I done Mayweathered your ass on the phone. He does all the talking in the air, yeah.
Oh, man, yeah.
Look at this guy.
He's loving it.
Look at him.
He hit him in the open.
That's his specialty.
He's a poser.
Oh, Lord.
All right.
I get the point.
Oh, she get the point. I'm part of one kind, a girl with this kind of love.
Oh, she got some shit.
I didn't even know this came out.
She got some names on here, though.
Wait, was James Fauntleroy about to sing?
She got Kate Renata did one on there, the Dream did one on there. She got Grace Jones on here, track six.
Wow.
Lucky Day is on here.
Who's she signed to?
Rock Nation, I believe. Oh, okay. The label is Rock Nation? Wow lucky day is on this this okay I was reading the wrong I was doing great
great shows on Janelle Monáe shit but Lucky Day is another one. Lucky Day, Ty Dolla $ign,
Ombre,
who when I interviewed Ombre,
she said this was her favorite song.
But it wasn't out yet.
Okay.
Control freak.
I got to get to that.
All right.
Shout out to Mayda, man.
Friend of the show.
That's sexy.
No, that's sexy.
No.
I just went right and added that to the playlist.
Can't wait to get a massage today, right?
You know, you know.
No, I thought about it.
No, that is not the music you want playing during a massage with sexy Stan the Man hands.
If I were a massage guy, I would make, y'all would have to sign some type of paperwork before I came in.
Honestly.
To protect me.
Because what protects you against a woman saying whatever the fuck she want to say while you came in to do your job?
That you did anything.
Right.
Oh, okay.
That's fair.
That is fair.
Yeah.
Because I've had a massage by a guy where he got a little too close to my meow
and he didn't have to.
And you know what?
Her pussy eyes.
She's talking about her pussy.
I just, I just, I just,
I let it go because I just didn't want to deal with
making accusations or whatever the case was,
but I just...
Never called him back.
Never called him back
and also like chewed his referral out
and I was just like,
and I would caution you
to not refer him to any other women
because...
Oh, so you snitched in the review?
Yes, the fuck I did.
No, she said to the friend.
No, I said it to the friend who referred.
Oh.
Because it was a girl as well.
Oh my God.
No?
Not on Yelp.
No, not on Yelp.
No, no, no, no.
Shorty might have liked it, though.
Hey, then keep on seeing him.
I myself did not.
No.
She might have thought you was on that type of time.
Like, I got somebody.
He won't take care of that.
Just showing him.
All right, listen.
Listen.
Listen.
Listen.
What else we got?
Fuck y'all thought.
Oh, shit.
It's tough to see what these shades are on.
Anyway, rewind.
Rewind.
Fuck y'all thought.
Fuck y'all thought what was going on in here.
He don't.
Y'all know that the boy don't play.
When somebody emailed him this type of beat.
When he get one of these beats.
With a British accent too.
Who told you bad man don't dance?
Who told you gangsters don't dance? When you're with a rocker, my hip hot dance. Bad man thinkin'. Oh, oh God, oh. Oh, yeah.
Y'all playing with Drake.
Shout out to Jay Haas.
Who told you beat you in Drake?
Dingo.
Oh, whack it, whack it. But where you come from, you got a fat boom boom I got a lot of friends and I know I never met you You are random, this must be destiny
That's why you're next to me, you feel like ecstasy
This must be destiny, that's why you're next to me
You feel like ecstasy
Who told you bad man don't dance?
Who told you bad man don't dance?
Even with a weapon, my hip, I dance
Bad man taking off, I sit and dance
This shit is fire
The guy want me on my hip hot dance
Nah, wait till he come in
Wait till he come in
Wait till he come in, no, he don't play
Touch my forehead, chest, left shoulder, then right side
Pray my brothers are good outside
I know the vibes, I know the vibes
You're the one, girl, stop rolling eyes
I fight love and it slowly dies
So lie, love, pie, don't make my eye cry
Let me hold your controller
I'm not one of these controlling guys
I want you to touch road with the girls
Damn and socialize
Enjoy your life, your backside is so fit
It opens eyes, I know the vibes
I know the vibes
Just cause I'm not jealous
Doesn't mean I don't care
That's just not fair
I knew you were trouble, I wasn't prepared
If I were married, this might turn a scandalous affair
Trouble is there, trouble is there
Trouble been right there, trouble is there
Trouble gon' find me anywhere
Trouble gon' find me, bubble and whiny
Trouble gon' find me Bummer than whiny Say Trouble don't find me
Fire
He caught that
Absolutely
I'ma give me some more culture
I promise you
Absolutely
I promise I will
You don't like anything British
He rapped
He rapped on a different
He went crazy
I don't like his flow but
Yeah
I listened to the words
The words was good
Four was fine
But what was he rapping to? To the beat Or he was rapping to the beat? He was leaning on the three. I don't like his flow, but I listened to the words. The words was good. Four was fine, but what was he rapping to?
He was leaning on that three.
To the beat, or he was rapping to the beat?
He was leaning on the three.
Yeah, that's what he did.
He was leaning on the three.
Let's go, Parks.
That's my man.
That's some Ganeer shit.
You know this shit?
I don't know what the fuck that mean.
J-Lo was on the six.
No, she wasn't.
No, she wasn't.
Not a once.
Only the Bronx bitches bought that one.
Oh, shit. What the fuck? Thank you, Parks wasn't. Not a once. Only the Bronx bitches bought that one. Oh, shit.
What the fuck?
Thank you, Barks.
Yep.
Poompie fool.
Ice, I don't get
why you don't vibe
to the vibes
in you Jamaican.
First of all,
that's not Jamaican.
It don't matter.
I'm not saying
this is Jamaican
so we should be.
That ain't what I'm saying.
Is that Calypso?
No, that's Afrobeats.
Oh, is it?
No.
I ain't African.
That's why.
You are African.
You're not African?
You a sellout, low-key.
No, not high-key.
You can't call nobody a sellout.
Yes, he can.
Flip, get at that nigga. No, you shut up. Flip, get at that nigga. Flip, no, he can't call nobody a sellout Yes he can Flip get at that nigga
No you shut up
Flip get at that nigga
Flip
No he can't
You have Jamaican gang
Nah he's a sellout
He is
You a sellout
No I'm not
That wasn't Jamaican
I ain't B Paddy
I ain't Oxel
B Paddy
Ack is Jamaican
Y'all come on
It's Oxtails with an S
You said it wrong nigga
Oxtail
It's Oxtail
It's Oxtail
It's Oxtail
No Oxtail But in the Caribbean We say Oxtail. It's oxtail. It's oxtail. No, oxtail, but in the Caribbean, we say oxtails.
We in Jersey.
When you get more than one, it's oxtails.
No, it's not.
Are you good?
No, it's not.
You good?
No, seriously.
Don't tell me my Caribbean is oxtail.
Floral for oxtail is oxtail.
No, it's...
There is no...
There you go.
Yeah.
There's nowhere where ox tails
That's niggas appropriate. That's wrong. It don't matter grammar
From Jamaica from Yad from trench town we say ox tails
You trying to pull Jamaican trump card on me right now
Jamaican I don't know. I don't know about it.
You got it.
I apologize.
No, because I don't know that to be correct.
I'll pick my gun up, too.
Don't play with me.
And I'm fired.
I don't care about Melissa's little pretty hair, dude.
I'm fired, too.
I don't care nothing about this new hair.
I will blast through Melissa.
I'm fired.
Stop.
Stop them.
All right, put your shit down.
No, because you'll try to hit Mel on purpose, and that'll be a suit.
That'll be funny.
Don't try to hit Mel. Fuck out that'll be a suit. That'll be funny. Don't try to hit Mel.
Fuck out of here.
Anyway.
They wrong?
Okay.
Yeah, they wrong.
I'm wrong?
The dictionary was wrong.
Oxtail.
It says with an S, right?
That's what that says.
They wrong too.
Dude, they're white people.
It's white people.
They are wrong.
Don't go nowhere and say oxtails.
Take my word for it.
If you don't trust me on nothing else.
You talking from a privileged standpoint, my nigga.
You talking about the oxtails that's mixed with caviar and shit like that.
No, I'm not.
Hello.
No, we talking about the hood shit.
Oxtails and caviar.
Hello.
We going to the hood, nigga.
You going more big.
Exactly.
Flanka.
Niggas call it oxtails, yo.
Just know that it's one tail.
Or the oxtail. They're chopping it. It's oxtail, Joe. Just know that it's one tail. They're chopping it.
It's oxtail.
It's just the tail.
You're not eating multiple tails.
How do you know that all of them came from that same tail?
Oxtail is expensive.
I know.
You want to exhale your bass?
What the fuck is wrong with this nigga?
The bass tricky just pulled out his pocket.
You know what?
You got it.
You got it.
It could be a few oxes.
I'm not even playing with this nigga.
Stop, stop.
I don't want no guns.
Stop.
I got you.
Yo, I don't have no guns, so I'm going to go get some cups.
Oh, shit.
It's going to be wet in this bitch.
The white couches, I don't want no, you know what I mean?
All right, so where you went on your last vacation?
Jamaica.
Oh, shit. I ain't no one, you know what I mean? All right, so where you went on your last vacation? Jamaica. Oh, shut up.
I ain't no, I'm not, I'm not.
All right, before that.
I was in the country.
In the country, like America?
Yeah.
Where else you been outside of America?
Jamaica.
Jamaica only.
I'll say that.
You don't remember?
Yeah, it was my first time going out.
It was his first time going out the country, he said.
I don't listen to none of these songs.
Oh.
He was trapped in a condo. I'm a, he said. I don't listen to none of these songs. Oh.
He be trapped in the condo. Listen, I'ma get some culture, I'm telling you.
Mel and Ian got some shit cooking
where we all go somewhere.
Let's go.
They got something cooking for February, December,
somewhere around there.
Yeah.
They got a little something that's nice cooking.
Yeah. And if it ain't nice,
I'm upgrading to the nice.
You ain't good.
And if it ain't nice,
I'm upgrading to...
You thought about that house shit before?
Oh, I'm not playing.
I am not playing.
That bullshit house you went to?
In the DR?
Where the bed broke, nigga?
Oh, shit, man.
The fucking bed broke on us.
Oh, man.
The bed broke on us. Oh man that was a fucking
the bed broke on us.
Trying to be Jamaican.
Here come the boom.
Here come the boom.
You trying to be Jamaican
that's how the bed broke on you.
That's one of the downsides
of fucking thick women.
Like you're going to break a bed
somewhere.
Or two.
Can't relate. Yeah. Anyways're going to break a bed somewhere. One, two. Can't relate.
Yeah.
Anyways,
that Jay Husher's a vibe.
And I think Drake smoked it.
Playoffs?
Playoffs?
Nigga, more new music drop.
Fuck out of here.
What else drop?
Shout out to
Friend of the Show,
Doughboy.
Oh, Doughboy at Heat.
Dog.
Shout out to Doughboy at Heat.
I didn't know
the album dropped. I didn't know, he hadboy at Heat. I didn't know the album dropped.
I didn't know.
He had a single, but I didn't know it was dropping.
So, go on Instagram.
I see everybody.
You know, on midnight, everybody starts posting all their little screenshots and all that
shit.
I'm like, oh, shit.
Doughboy got a new record.
It's an album.
Okay.
I click play track one.
All right, I'm fucking with this.
Like you said, track one is important.
Very important.
On the album. Very important. For people that make albums. Because a lot of Like you said, track one is important. Very important. On the album.
For people that make albums.
Because a lot of niggas, it's just records.
They don't give a fuck what the order is or nothing.
These are all the records I put out.
Track two.
I must have got up to track nine,
and every record was fire.
So I'm like, damn.
Now, I fuck with the last project.
Oh, really?
This sounded like a major upgrade to that album. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. And I'm sitting here like, damn. Now, I fuck with the last project. Oh, really? This sounded like a major upgrade to that album.
And I'm sitting here like, what did he change?
Something's different.
Features, right on point.
Then I go see Executive Produced by Future.
Made all the sense in the world.
This was the the Gangsta
Trap album
that
I didn't even know
I needed to drop
like this is
for me
y'all know what I listen to
I'm ignorant as fuck
I wanna hear this type of shit
and he's
hit it off the park
so salute the dough boy
I'm gonna be playing this album
okay
he just made me cop it
so
yeah this shit is fire
fire fire
Lola Brooke they got a record on there together.
They do their in and out, back and forth shit.
They killed it.
Okay.
Shout out to Doughboy.
Shout out to Cleveland.
Great album.
Great album.
And Future's coming.
Yeah.
He is.
And Future's coming.
He is.
Saw that.
Atlanta Boogeyman.
Run.
Atlanta Boogeyman is coming.
Marty McFly.
Better pack a bag.
Move out the way.
Move out of the way.
That ain't a problem you want this summer.
Go ahead and let him do whatever he doing.
Leave him alone, photographers.
That was funny.
I saw what happened, right?
I didn't see what happened.
Photographer, you know, was following him around.
He took the picture.
Somebody tried to come and tell the photographer, like, yo, man, just back off a little bit.
He acted like he couldn't speak any English.
And then what happened was when Future got in the car,
Future drove past.
He acted like he would see smoke.
Then he threw some water on the nigga and drove off.
And the photographer was telling him, suck my dick,
and all that crazy shit.
But it was funny.
He just did it cool.
I like that.
We know.
You don't see me, I don't see you.
Oops. He said, you did that already. You don't see me, I don't see you. Oops.
He said, you did that already.
Come on.
He said, I don't speak.
I just said, okay, all right.
Nigga got in the car.
Got you.
Oh, shit.
Also, while we are on new music, if you haven't caught Charlie Wilson, Charlie Wilson's Tiny Desk.
I bet me you need to watch that.
And Babyface got one now, too. Oh. Two legends. caught Charlie Wilson Charlie Wilson's tiny desk I bet me in Washington baby
face got one now too Oh two legends two OGs hold up hey hey big Charlie this Hey, Big Charlie. This is a vibe. I don't know what they're talking about.
You know how deep down...
Wait a minute!
Oh, he's sounding good right now.
Hey.
You're getting finer every day, girl.
Wish that I could have loved you right.
In a special way, girl.
You like my mind.
Hey, here we go.
They singing along out there.
Here it goes.
I like my mind.
I am out there in they cars.
Let's go, OG.
Sing that shit, OG.
That's a bop.
I need.
Ice and ish.
No, no.
Ice and ish.
Hey, whoever put that clip out, send that to Case.
Send it right to Case. What might you that clip out, send that to Case. Send it right to Case.
What might you be referencing?
Just send it to Case.
He know.
Send it to Case.
Well, tell your audience.
Case said that Luther Vandross can't hold a candle to Charlie Wilson on any day of the week.
And that, I'm not.
He sounded good, though.
Yeah, I don't understand what they're trying to say.
He sounded good in the verse.
He did.
There's only one problem with whatever they're trying to say.
I know.
Luther's dead.
I know.
Rest in peace.
I ain't going to hold you.
No, I'm not.
Rest in peace, Luther.
Yes.
But they trying to say that Luther today would sound like, I think that's what they're saying,
but they won't say it.
I'm saying that that tiny desk would have got a little bit bigger if Luther Vandross
walked in that room and started opening his mouth.
Look at him.
That shit right there don't...
Bro, no disrespect to Charlie Wilson.
How old is Charlie Wilson?
I don't care.
I don't care.
I care.
He sounded good.
Yeah, I don't know what it is.
I don't think he sounded good at all.
No, I didn't say he didn't sound good at all.
No, I don't think he sounded that good.
Charlie Wilson can sing.
No, Charlie Wilson can sing.
Right there, he didn't sound that good to me.
You ride for that Luther.
He's 70.
Okay.
At 70, he sound better
than either one of y'all.
Of course.
I'm not in that conversation.
The conversation was not me
versus Charlie Wilson.
And you don't know
how Luther would sound at 70.
That's true.
We don't know.
We do not know. And he sounded good. It's true. We don't know. We do not know.
And he sounded good.
It's an unplugged tiny desk.
It's not like...
It's cool.
Like, his pitch and everything was good.
All right, cool.
I'll trip.
Send in the case.
That's all.
Talk, typeface.
I'm good, bro.
I said what I had to say.
Y'all making up all of these different... yo, Luther could be sounding like this at 70.
That's possible.
I can't refute that.
Babyface went up there with Tank, my man Avery Wilson.
Shantae Moore.
And Shantae Moore.
I can't wait to watch that one.
You see?
Whatever you are. I only think of you. You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying? You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
I only think of you
I only think of you
I only think of you
I only think of you
I only think of you
I only think of you
I only think of you
I only think of you
I only think of you I could be with you. Come on. Only you can make it right.
Oh, baby.
Woo.
That bass player is killing it.
Only you can make it right.
Oh, baby.
Only you can make it right.
All right, baby fans.
Oh, baby.
Only you can make it right.
Oh, my god.
I feel like that's a cheat code.
I was about to say, he went up there with three other greats.
We belong together.
Mm.
And you know that I'm right.
Why do you play with my heart? Why do you play with my heart?
Why do you play with my mouth?
Come on, though.
Said we'd be forever.
Okay, Tank.
All right, now.
Yeah, this ain't fair.
You know Tank about to come in and take the shirt off.
Nah, wait till my nigga Avery get loose, though.
Hold up. Let's go, Avery. Tell this dude to stop playing with you nigga Avery get loose though hold up let's go Avery stop saying tell this dude stop playing with you Avery
yeah shut up Tank
Tank muted up
super mute
I'm joking Tank
uh huh here we go And one round I'll be dead Spinning around and around
All the way back to the end of the road
To the end of the road
It's so natural, you belong to me. I belong to you.
Go.
To the end of the road.
Your lucky mic ain't dead.
Your lucky mic ain't up there.
It's unnatural.
Oh, snap.
That was fire.
And they did Can We Talk?
They did. I'm putting that in the car on the way home. They went crazy. Nigga. That was fire. And they did Can We Talk? They did.
I'll put that in the car on the way home.
They went crazy.
They went crazy.
Can I plug something real quick and then we can get to NBA finals?
Sure.
Because they just sung End of the Road.
And I purchased End of the Road.
I purchased everything Boyz II Men did.
And much like in hip hop, it satisfies when like the niggas I grew up buying they should like
when I see preem and I guess preem but like I bought your shit nigga I bought all your shit
that's preem still so now the R&B niggas sometimes hit me too so Sean Stockman just hit me out of clear blue, out of the clear blue with a foul.
Greatness.
With a foul.
It was a foul.
Out of the clear blue sky.
Just sharing some R&B for you to enjoy, my brother.
And tell your part, I said, what's up?
Sean is greatness.
I was with my girl.
That's greatness.
But the fact that Sean Stockman, that's Sean.
I bought visions of a sunset.
You know how I give it up.
So I went when I got away from my girl, because if it was mid,
I don't want nobody talking bad about Sean Stockman.
But listen to what he said.
And it ain't out.
It's coming out. He ain't pay me to play it
And I'm really talking to my 40 and up niggas I guess
Cause y'all are
Oh
Call your garden
Oh shit Things that keep on happening When my heart is slowly dying
I can't stand the noise outside
That is when I run inside
Ain't a pussy came yet
Where I go inside
I start to fall Let's go Sean! Let's go Sean! Oh
It's my old nigga by right here Sean send me that too I'm about to sell it Alright
You take my hand and guide me
You can't just send this to somebody's phone like this
That nigga 50 years old
This is heat
That nigga
Those chords
Do you hear what he's saying?
Yes
You give it all you don't deny me
I'll stop it after the next hook.
Cause that's when it starts to rain
In your garden
You start putting your whole pelvis in that.
That's the workout, nigga.
Yo, a few times.
Oh, shit.
And you got to hold it in place.
Oh, shit.
That's fire. That's fire, yo.
Yo, this is music, bro.
Yeah.
This is writing, instrumentation.
This is music.
Yeah.
That nigga ain't said nothing about a pussy,
a smack in the ass, none of that.
He ain't got to, because the music is saying it.
The music keeps saying pussy to me.
He's saying it.
He's saying it.
And I'm home.
Hey.
Girl, I'm satisfied.
Oh, nah, chill.
Nah, cut that off.
Because he about to start getting the cord.
Pitch changes.
No.
That's great. No, cut that off. That's right there to start getting a cord. Pitch changes. No. Nah, I cut that off.
That's right there.
Sean Stockman, yo.
Salute.
You did what you had to do.
Send that to me, Sean, please.
Because some of these old niggas get to put down mid.
Yeah, facts.
But Sean ain't one of them, yo.
He ain't never been one of them.
He need to put a few niggas on this remix.
You hear the pin?
Yeah.
Take your hand and you got me. What? And our voice. And you hear the pin? Yeah. You hear the pin?
Yeah.
Take your hand and you got me.
What?
And our voice.
God.
It ain't coming up.
Damn it, Sean.
All right, NBA finals time.
All right, round of applause.
Sean out here looking like-
I am muting up.
This is where I ruined the last part.
I'll just shut up.
Go ahead and do whatever y'all doing. Joker is him.
I think that's such a lazy take.
Why?
That's really what pissed me off.
I don't pay you niggas to go, but that is the
laziest take I've ever heard. What else?
I hate that.
And you know why y'all made me mad?
Made me not part. Posh, what, you 39?
Yeah.
This is why it should make me mad.
Shaquille O'Neal.
Game two.
The finals.
2001.
Oh, God.
Who they playing?
Relax.
28 points, 20 rebounds, nine assists, eight blocks, 63% from the field.
Who are they playing?
Philly.
They play Philly.
Okay.
They was pissed off.
Keep going.
Dog.
And that's what made me.
They're playing the eighth seeded Heat.
I'm shutting up now.
Y'all go.
Y'all go.
Y'all go.
Because I'm aware.
There's a few names I can't talk about no more.
Jonathan Majors, Meg Thee Stallion, and Nikola Jokic.
I think that's my list.
I ain't saying nothing.
He playing the eighth seed of the Heat right now in the championship.
And it's the same eighth seed of the Heat that beat the number one seeded Bucs,
the number two seeded Celtics.
There's no argument.
He is great. We're not debating. I'm not debating. I'm not there's no argument so he is great
we're not debating
I'm not debating
I'm not even talking about that
he is great
but I just hate all of the
we never say
this is the greatest
shit we ever seen
this is the greatest
shit I've ever seen
he's great
he's averaging a triple double
throughout the playoffs
and he averaged
.1 assists
from a triple double
on the season
from the five spot that is something that we
haven't seen is what I'm saying so I'm not and I think the asterisk there but I keep trying to
shut up should be that we would have never seen it because they would have never allowed Will
Chamberlain to fucking bring the ball up and try to pass it at the top of the key they would have
never allowed Hakeem a lot they would have never allowed. We're in the time
now where that's allowed for.
So I just think that
should be noted when y'all thought, oh, these
stat lines, stat lines.
The game changed.
Even him when they ask him about, yo, do you give a fuck
about all these record-breaking stats? He says, no.
I don't care. I don't really care
about the stats. I'm just watching him play basketball.
I'm watching him play basketball.
Okay, but that's not really my main debate.
He's great.
There is no debate from me.
Okay.
The stat number and advanced analytics people are taking the numbers and the MVPs,
and they're putting him on the mount.
I said I would never use that.
They're putting him on the list. They're putting him on the... A list.
They're putting him
on an all-time list early.
That's my closing point.
Isn't this like his
eighth or ninth season?
I think sixth, I think.
Maybe fifth.
Like sixth, I think.
Still early.
He ain't accomplished enough
for the all-time list.
I just think it's early.
Y'all did the same thing.
Well, we did...
I said the same thing
about John Morant.
Like, it's not just a Yolkish thing for me, but y'all take it away.
I didn't even watch that game.
I'm not watching these fucking shows.
I didn't watch that game.
Okay.
Actually, I tuned in in the third quarter.
It was a blowout.
I turned it off.
I put a movie on.
Philly came back as normal.
You know, they, I mean, Miami came back as they do in the fourth quarter.
They always come back.
Miami is running into problems because if they can't hit that three.
Lights out.
They're running into problems because they're facing a much better team.
They are facing a good team, though, a quality team.
It's a much better team.
Like, you got two go-to dudes.
Two go-to go-tos.
Jokic and Murray outperformed Miami starting five.
Yeah.
They had two triple doubles.
Points, rebounds, and assists.
Two triple doubles.
The first time in history that they had two 30-point triple doubles.
Like, what do you do to that?
It's hard to defend.
So if Miami ain't knocking down a three, they going to lose.
And Butler isn't being a superhero.
Which he hasn't been.
He's been a little too passive.
He seems like he's a little banged up or something.
He's been a little too passive.
Yo, and it's about that time for some of them to be banged up.
Like, it's finals time.
They had to play and to plan.
Yeah.
Like, they should be a little tapped out.
And it is time for Denver to get one.
Like, Denver's knocked on the door a bunch of years.
I'm sure they learned enough.
They got their full squad back.
They're here.
Yeah.
They're here now.
They've had major injuries in the past, so this is the first time
really being healthy all the way through.
Now, there's some of these
pundits out here that are saying that
we're primed for a Denver
run like Golden State and San Antonio
had. That remains to be seen.
We'll see.
They're going in as the favorite probably for the next
few years. They have the talent and the coaching to do it.
They have the talent and the coaching to do it. They have the talent and the coaching to do it.
Again, things are going to fall how they fall,
but they do have the talent and the coaching staff to get that done,
barring anybody going to pick up a KD.
You know how the NBA is.
KD might go to whomever.
You know what I mean?
Karl-Anthony Towns could end up on Boston.
You know what I'm saying?
The NBA is a little different, but as constructed,
they are definitely the favorite
in the NBA.
Good for them.
Shout out to them.
Shout out to them.
Shout out to them.
I'm ready for my fantasy draft.
Football, right?
I ain't going to hold you.
Yeah, I'm ready.
I'm ready.
Niggas let Dalvin Cook go, too.
I might pick him up around.
Look, go get your shit off.
Get your shit off.
Come on, come on.
Get your shit off.
He might be heading right down to his hometown. We'll see, though. on, come on. Get your shit off. You might be heading right down to his hometown.
We'll see, though.
Oh, we won't see.
Shit, he put the picture up.
He did.
He put the picture up.
Did he?
He put a picture up of him celebrating in Miami.
We know what time it is.
Oh, my God.
Jerry is on the plane right now.
Stop it.
Stop it.
You know Jerry will make it happen, Joe.
Jerry will go over there and spin that bag.
I don't see it.
Shit.
We'll talk about Ezekiel might go back over there?
I know.
I heard.
Unless Dalvin say, yo.
I never heard that.
Tell me more about that.
They saying that we might pick back Zeke up.
Basically, they just cut him financially for business purposes.
But they saying we will welcome him back just at a pay cut.
Oh, well, you would.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah.
We would.
Dalvin Cook of Miami sounds problematic already.
That sounds like a problem. And
Mostar still there? Yeah.
Yeah, no, I'm not doing this. Oh, yeah, send Mostar on Dallas.
No, they're going to keep him. They're going to keep him, yeah.
Because he don't play the whole season.
You get seven games of Mostar, you get a Dalvin Cook.
You get a good six games.
Neither one of them played the whole season.
That's a good bet.
That is a great backfield for the both of them.
Yeah, that's nice.
Thank God Tua's still unconscious somewhere.
Yo.
What the fuck, man?
Well, not thank God.
That's satire.
We're happy he's well.
Yo, what the fuck?
But if Tua was fucking healthy.
It ain't settled down yet?
Dog, that nigga is swallowing the whole bottle of Tylenol.
His head is rattling.
Nah, Tua's going to bounce back, man.
Tua's going to bounce back.
He's still bouncing.
So is his brain.
He never stopped bouncing.
Tua's going to do it.
Oh, please.
But wait, who's your backup now?
Mike White.
I like Mike White.
I like Mike White a lot.
I like Mike White a lot.
He's a gamer.
No, I like him a lot. I like him more than you. I like Mike White a lot. I like Mike White a lot. He's a gamer. No, I like him a lot.
I like him more than you.
Yeah, I like Mike White, bro.
Damn, Miami, you might have to deal with these niggas, man.
This might be the year that you have to really look at them.
Yeah.
Y'all picked up some niggas on defense a lot at the ball?
Jalen Ramsey.
Oh, yeah, y'all did.
Oh, come on.
Don't be smug with us.
You heard Parks just be smug with us?
You ever heard of him?
Jalen Ramsey.
Vic Fangio for the coordinator.
Monster.
I don't care about that shit.
We don't have to post that.
Coach matters.
Coach matters.
Damn.
Giants better go do something.
They is.
While on sports, I see I got Chris Paul up here.
Chris Paul.
Chris Paul got waived.
Chris Paul has been waived by the Suns.
For financial reasons.
They ain't going to pay $30, $40 million to keep him.
They got new ownership over there.
They're a cleaning house.
No, I just think they're doing smart shit.
They cleaning the house of him.
And Monty.
His house.
Yeah, I didn't like that.
I didn't like that either.
I didn't like that.
I'm sure Monty's happy.
No, he went and got the big bag.
Highest paid coach ever.
78 million over six.
For a coach.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
78 over six?
Yeah.
I think 78.5.
Don't leave out that.5.
Detroit, Detroit, Detroit.
That's a guy.
Damn.
Thank you.
Thank you for letting me go.
Thank you.
I appreciate y'all letting me go.
Yeah, I'll go right over to Motor City Casino and have a blast.
Right.
What?
I'll make myself right at home in Detroit.
And he got a young team that he can pretty much do whatever he wants to do without pressure.
True.
There's no immediate pressure on him.
That's true.
You know what I'm saying?
Detroit is beautiful, though.
Like, Detroit is, if you don't know it's beautiful, I'm talking about the beautiful side.
Let me slow down.
There's one side where there's no police and good sandwiches.
And then on the other side, that side is really, really nice.
I was shocked as hell when he first brought me over there.
I was looking for a mall to just buy, like, some basketball.
So he took me to like the nice mall.
I was like,
nigga, where are we?
He said,
Detroit got a nice town.
I said,
I didn't know.
You can believe it.
They got three sports teams.
Them rich niggas
gonna live somewhere.
They ain't in the hood.
At least.
That's true.
Shout out to Detroit.
They got really good
underrated food in Detroit.
Detroit is great, man.
Shout out to Detroit. And great music.rated food in Detroit Detroit is great man Shout out to Detroit And great music
I don't have anything on
For Chris Paul
I'd like to see him
Maybe in Boston
I think Boston
Is the ideal place for him
I can see that
He don't
Ain't no pressure
No minutes
You know what I'm saying
He can play
He can play 20 minutes a game
And still be effective
And lead these young dummies
To a championship
Right
Cause they do a bunch
Of stupid shit.
So I think, you know, coaching
and point guard play was their really
I think was their Achilles in Boston.
I know who don't need them, the Knicks.
I mean, we definitely don't.
I am so happy with this. I hope the Lakers don't do no
dumb shit either.
You don't want it? Never.
You want the Lakers? Never.
He could help you. Yeah, I could see him in Ph On the Lakers? Never. He could help you.
Philly?
Yeah, I could see him
in Philly too.
And Philly.
He could help us?
He could definitely
help Philly.
Yo, James Harden,
if you go back to Houston,
dawg.
Dawg.
What you mean?
I'm coming in here
to light this pot up
if you go back to Houston.
Why you say that?
Wow.
Because Houston
has won nine games in the last three seasons. That whole he say that? Wow. Because Houston has won nine games
in the last three seasons.
That whole team
is 23 years old.
There's nothing to do
over there for James Harden
but one thing.
There's a lot of things
for James Harden
to do with Houston.
What does he want
to go there for?
All right,
so I just want that
to be said.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Onyx is still open?
Houston is still Houston, right?
I don't even go to strip clubs
out there no more.
Houston is,
like you said, Houston is still Houston. But what he wanted to even go to strip clubs out there no more. Houston is, like you said, Houston is still Houston.
But what he wanted to be, I don't give a fuck about basketball.
No way.
James Hall ain't going to end up in Phoenix.
I believe that report.
He said that too.
I believe that.
It makes sense.
I see that.
And they're going to need some help if they want to beat Denver.
They're going to play it.
They saw Phoenix. If they pick up him. Yes, I agree? They going to play themselves.
Phoenix?
If they pick up him.
Yes, I agree.
They going to play themselves.
Because the help that they need ain't firepower.
What do you think, Flip?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I like that.
I like that.
That was bad.
Oh, he sprayed.
You sprayed me. You sprayed me.
You sprayed me over that.
I'm not going to spray him.
I'm not going to. I'm not built like that.
I'm not going to kill my man because he tried to kill me.
I'm not built like that.
All right, so put it there.
That was wild.
You just sprayed me.
Put it there.
No, now I got to keep my hand on it.
I didn't think you was going to go crazy.
Shout out to Chris Paul. And Chris Paul, for years got to keep my hand on it. I didn't think you was going to go crazy. Shout out to Chris Paul.
And Chris Paul, for years, all I keep hearing about is you and Spades.
Stop fucking running if you're so nice and Spades.
All of you NBA niggas, where are y'all with this money?
When I was broke, I didn't hear nothing from y'all.
No, I heard too much from you.
That's what I'm saying.
Yo, come on out. Yo, come on out. We ready for a bet. Anytime any place fly, they let too much from him. That's what I'm saying. Yo, come on out.
Yo, come on out.
We ready for a bet.
Anytime any place, fly to Atlanta.
Nigga.
Now you got it.
Now you ready to play.
Now I'm ready.
I don't hear a word.
I don't hear a word from him.
That was mine and Shaka's last conversation before that bullshit happened.
Yo, come out here to Atlanta, me and my pops, you and Jeff.
That be the end of that.
But anyway, these niggas just be talking about space.
They need to be talking.
Where we at?
Where we at?
Saudi bought golf.
They're merging, right?
Yes.
Merging of the two tours.
The Saudi golf thing and the PGA have now merged.
That was quick.
I mean, if that's what you want to call it.
Wait, wait, wait.
Time out.
Wait.
That was real quick
They was offering like
Big big big
Tiger Woods has to be
Big bags right
Ridiculous
Putting his face in the hole
And niggas said no
Out of loyalty to the PGA right
Yes
Oh that's what happened
Remember they offered Tiger Woods
800 million dollars
I remember that
But I didn't know he said no
Because of loyalty
No the PGA was
Pressing them niggas
On something that
Would be disloyal
I pulled up this article Called the biggest winners And losers No, the PGA was pressing them niggas on something that would be disloyal.
I pulled up this article called the biggest winners and losers from the PGA Tour Saudi deal, at least based on what we know now.
And this was just like a couple of days ago.
So news of the PGA Tour Saudi Arabia public investment fund partnership trickled out in different stages as it started.
Blah, blah, blah.
OK, so, Saudi Arabia.
Who's the biggest loser?
Why are you fucking aiming that at me?
Okay.
Loser, Idealists.
Let me just go down the list.
Idealists,
that's funny.
Yeah.
Winner, Cam Smith.
No?
Okay, all right,
let me skip.
Loser, old LIV golfers.
Facts.
The elder golfers
who signed with the reneged league benefited most last year,
or renegade league benefited most last year,
racking up big checks for winning or simply showing up and being part of a team.
But you have to wonder where guys like that fit in now that they're part of a much bigger and deeper talent pool.
Blah, blah, blah.
Let's see.
Winner, Phil Mickelson.
I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Phil was a winner?
Yeah.
In the early portion of the saga,
Mickelson had not only become a punchline,
he had destroyed his own legacy,
all the goodwill he built up
over the remarkable PGA Championship win at age 50,
blah, blah, blah, was gone.
When he got in bed with people he called
scary motherfuckers
but as Mickelson proclaimed before all this
chaos began this was a
once in a lifetime opportunity to reshape
the sport and how the PGA Tour operates
Tuesday's news all but confirmed
Mickelson among others achieved
exactly that so
um yeah
give me some more losers
loser LIV twitter trolls tiger
secretly negotiates with live golf to merge and create one giant golf super tour which has to be
the most hypocritical move in the history of sports business and overall life let's recap
exactly how bad live golf dominated the pga tour in the last couple years hey right off the bat
live golf was able to steal away some of the top golfers on the pga tour by paying them the money that they rightfully deserve two the pga then spends the
next couple years scrambling trying to save face and defend their tour by invoking the word of 9-11
saying that anybody who plays golf with live basically committed 9-11 and supports terrorism
never mind the fact that tons of pga sponsors all do business with saudi arabia nope now it's a
morality play and then d to wrap it up and put a nice little bow on it
when the PGA Tour was about to lose their monopoly and antitrust lawsuits to live golf
and most likely have all their emails and texts exposed
to show them to be the hypocritical assholes that they are.
Then they came as fast as humanly possible.
Oh, and did I mention that the PGA Tour and Commissioner Jay Monahan
did all these negotiations secretly behind the players' backs?
The same golfers who all turned down hundreds of millions of dollars to stay with the PGA
Tour when Jay Monahan was talking about loyalty and morality only to turn around six months
later and take the same terrorist-funded money.
I truly, genuinely cannot think of a worse look in the history of sports business.
I don't know how Jay Monahan looks at himself in the mirror.
It's always about the money.
It's never about loyalty or morality.
It's always about the money. And guess what? loyalty or morality. It's always about the money, and guess what?
All money is dirty money.
Winner Donald Trump
as well. He won in this.
Well, he predicted that this merger
was going to go through, and that
all the golfers that remain loyal to the
very disloyal PGA in all of its different
forms will pay a big price when the inevitable
merger with Liv comes, and you get
nothing but a big thank you from PGA officials
who are making millions of dollars a year.
Also, he could benefit because the PGA Tour
will return to some of his golf courses.
He was probably instrumenting on mine.
Salute.
That's how he got indicted, right?
Yeah, that too.
37 count indictment.
Money gone money, bro.
Yep. Money gone money, bro. Yep.
Money gone money.
Most people and entities got a price.
Speaking of money gone money, Messi.
Money gone money.
Miami's up this year, man.
Miami is up this year.
Money gone money, bro.
Niggas going to pay to see Messi.
What?
Miami's up.
Said them tickets went from $60 last time they was out to now they open at $323.
Three and change.
Mm-hmm.
And got something as high as three grand.
What'd they sign him for?
Like $200?
Whatever he wanted.
Life.
It's a gazillion.
Like, yo.
Do you think that's going to work?
As far as what?
Bringing attention to American football?
I don't know if they can recoup that money.
If there's someone that can do it, it's the biggest star in the sport.
That's true.
So, yeah, I think it'll work to a degree.
We'll see.
Keep an eye on it.
I don't think it'll change the pulse of Americans and how they feel about soccer.
But the place to try it is Miami because they got a huge South American population.
True or true?
This is out of here, buddy.
You think?
They're out of here.
Yeah.
The same way
F1 is out of here.
The same way
all of that
the horses
all of that
shit is out of here.
They gone.
David Beckham.
Round of applause
for David Beckham.
I don't have the stats in front of me,
but I want to see what he purchased,
what he purchased at.
Oh,
David Beckham owns that team?
Yeah,
he's a co-owner and president of Inter-Miami.
He had a deal with Major League Soccer
that allowed him to purchase an expansion team
in 2020,
and he got, which was Inter-Miami, which is the team we're talking about and he got the team for 25 million and
Today that team is valued at 600 million Wow
money go money
Money go money bro. That's mother shit. Yeah turn 25 to 600
That's amazing. That's some other shit.
God.
That's the skill at any price point.
How do you turn your one penny into two pennies?
Just 600 pennies.
Your one nickel into two nickels.
Your one dollar into two dollars.
God damn it.
600.
And being able to poly that into other shit, that's crazy.
Amazing.
Got to get this money, man.
But they gave Messi a deal, too, that in the future,
he'll be able to get his own franchise as well for the same price.
The $25 million, they said, is a fraction of what they use to sell franchises for, but that's part of his shit, too.
They'll allow him to be an owner too.
Yo, Tom Brady got a trick up his sleeve coming.
Why?
Probably.
Because I've just been saying it.
He bought into a minority stake in the Raiders,
but I'm sure he going to learn whatever.
He got to learn there to pivot off
and to be in the majority.
His big play is coming.
He can't trick me.
He got a plan.
Niggas ain't going to keep reading
all these headlines.
David Beckham walking around
with that good hair,
slick back,
dressed to a T.
Come on, Tom.
We'll get to it.
I know you like Beckham.
No, I don't, but...
I was talking to her.
You didn't make it clear.
It's an audio broadcast.
She was slow to respond.
He's universally attractive.
The male is good.
Who talking about you?
They like that.
Who talking about the universe?
Who talking about you?
They like that Beckham.
He's funny like Bill Murray, right?
He's Bill Murray funny.
They don't like the tattoos
and the slick hair.
David Beckham seems to have a sense of humor. They don't listen the tattoos and the slick hair. David Beckham seems to have
a sense of humor.
Yo, Melissa Ford.
There we go.
I bet he do.
We got it.
We got it.
In the form of biceps.
Yo.
Let me see if there's
anything else pressing here.
Takeoff's mom is suing
the owner of the venue
as she should.
Round of applause there.
Nothing else really pressing me.
I guess I could wait to Patreon to talk about
that Florida woman that shot her neighbor over
her iPad.
What about Amber
and Jocelyn? I'm really disappointed
about that. Yes.
You're disappointed that the fight isn't going to air on BET?
BET Plus. BET Plus.
And that's why I'm disappointed.
Why? Because if it were airing on BET, then I would understand. BET Plus. And that's why I'm disappointed. Sorry, I'm going to make the distinction. Why? Because if they were airing on BET,
then I would understand.
BET, your sponsors, your ads,
it's your main channel.
You're trying to sell it.
You can't.
You can't.
There ain't time for that.
The plus, the app, means,
well, to me anyway, I thought,
that you'd have a little more...
Leway to air fuck shit.
Yeah, that's where you would air more leeway to air fuck shit.
Yeah, that's where you would air the fight if you had it.
There's a producer somewhere sitting mad as shit that he made that fight happen,
and they decided not to air it after being pressured by whether it was the school,
whether it was one of them in the fight.
Well, that's what they said.
BET said that out of respect for the school, that they weren't going to air the fight and depict the school kind of like in a bad light
or whatever the case is.
Man, that shit sound like some advertiser saying,
yo, or somebody that got some ties to that school,
not necessarily the school itself,
hey, no, you can't do this to us.
That's what that sound like.
Them calls come from money.
Yeah.
Let me ask a question.
Shout out to the school.
Let me ask you a question, Joe.
What was it, Alabama State?
ASU?
Yeah.
What's up?
Do you understand what Jocelyn...
Don't roll your eyes at me again.
Do you understand what Jocelyn was saying?
And you already shot me once, nigga.
If you shoot me again, I might hook off on you.
Stop.
I'm telling you.
Do I understand what Jocelyn was saying to Amber about what being biracial... I don't understand that. Oh, I'm telling you. Do I understand
what Jocelyn was saying
to Amber about what being
bi-racist?
I don't understand on that.
Oh, of course.
To Amber, it's your people's.
That's not why.
Yo, it's an audio broadcast
because you're explaining
to the people that don't know
what the hell none of y'all is.
No, I'm helping you out.
I don't know what
Jocelyn was talking about.
So shoot over here
towards this knock couch.
All I'm saying is that
Jocelyn was telling Amber
that she picks and choose,
you know,
when she identifies with black or white.
That's basically what I got from it.
Okay.
And Amber.
Do you think that's on Jocelyn to say?
What do you mean?
Do I think, I mean, it was an opinion.
Do you think that's the same thing we say about logic?
It would be the same thing.
I say it about logic all the time.
Yeah, so I'm saying
so it was her opinion.
Do I think so?
No, it's none of her business
but if you see something out there
and Amber's saying things,
yeah, you out there
to be scrutinized
once you're in the public eye.
I felt she should have
left it alone
and not berate her with it
but I think that she had
a right to give her opinion.
Is Amber Rose getting
some corporate white people checks
that I'm unaware of?
I'm not sure.
You wouldn't know
that's your friend.
Why do you keep saying that?
Jocelyn's my friend too.
What does that mean?
I didn't know that.
Shout out to both of them.
Shut the fuck up.
I didn't hear you.
What?
I'm sorry.
So her beef is...
See, look, now you're confused-ish. Look what you did. No, he didn't really explain it well. Jocelyn don't So her beef is See look now you're confused
Look what you did
No he didn't really explain it well
Jocelyn's beef
Oh shit
No shit
Stop
Yo you getting gun happy
Stop
You getting trigger happy
He's not
Pass a blicky to you
You just passing me the hammer
You know what I'm saying
I'm over here looking for the audio
Did you find it Ice
I got it over here
And then let you know what that is if you feel like I single you I
apologize I didn't mean to I mean I appreciate that are you a black person like myself a lot
of people do that to me they're like okay she's Spanish she's not black Jocelyn stop identifying
me let me identify myself and then let you know what that is when you say like the way i agree with her i agree turn around and look at me it's a joke it was just there i just seen you i just turn around and look at that stop being so sensitive because
you and i are very cool so for you yeah but it's not about being sensitive no but if you're not
my father is white though me to me your mother's but that's not about you it's about me it is about
me when i feel like saying what the fuck i want to say you can't check me on that and if you're gonna check me then check me okay i checked you i'm checking you
you know what's your problem your problem is that you really want to be a wiger
You know what's your problem your problem is that you really want to be a wiger
No, no professor
No professor I got a read this bitch
This is the show you're supposed to be oh, Yeah. I don't know if it was this season.
Oh, okay.
But, yeah. Probably was.
Probably was.
Shut up.
Who'd you think of me?
What's the name of the show?
College Hill.
College Hill.
I would've went to get my fucking, uh,
what'd you get from college?
GED.
What'd you get from college?
A degree.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
Let me shut it in because of you.
I would have went to get my, what'd you get for certificate?
Honorary degree.
Something.
Yeah.
Yo, and I just found out my high school in North Carolina,
Lauren Berg Prep has me listed as alumni.
Huh?
You didn't graduate.
That's what I'm saying.
They do that.
Michigan Honorary Diploma.
Send me my diploma, dogs.
Oh, shit.
Send me my diploma, dogs, if y'all going to have me up there as alumni.
Because y'all right, have me up there as alumni. Because you're right, I am.
I'm this.
They was going through the list like, who can we say went here?
Like, we don't know nobody.
Don't do that.
A bunch of parents went there.
But don't joke on my school.
Don't joke on my school.
I let y'all do that to the Bergen school.
Who else went there?
That don't exist.
Bernard King went there.
A bunch of athletes. A bunch of athletes went there. You don't exist. Uh, basketball player. Bernard King went there. OK. A bunch of athletes.
A bunch of athletes went there.
You have to look it up before my time.
Is Ish looking it up?
He did.
But the funny thing is Ish did this before.
Oh, man.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, he did this before.
Come on, we can leave.
We can leave.
Come on, I got sleepers.
We got sleepers.
We got sleepers.
And uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh.
I love when I catch one.
Round of applause for music lovers finding something that,
oh, I've been playing this record since I found it, boy.
This is heat.
This is heat.
This is heat.
You still on something, Marsha?
I can't wait.
Maestro, why you listen to them bass drop?
Oh, my God.
Taking a few shots.
Making me feel hot.
This is Honey Baby.
This record is called Touching.
Something about you got me Yeah, you see what you
Hey, hey
This is my commandment
Cut this shit off, man, y'all don't deserve this, hold up
More fire, more fire, more fire, more fire
That's my sleeper Play this shit, nigga, if. More fire, more fire. More fire, more fire. That's his sleeper. More fire.
That's my sleeper.
Play this shit, nigga, before I turn up, bro.
This is Honey Baby.
Baby is spelled with an X.
B-X-B-Y.
Oh, wait, hold on.
I played Honey Baby before.
You did?
All right.
Shout out to K-Mac.
You try to steal?
What K-Mac?
This K-Mac artist?
K-Mac, yes.
Shout out to Honey Baby.
Oh, that's why it got that R&B feel I like. It's K-Mac over This K-Mac artist? K-Mac, yes. Shout out to Honey Baby. That's why I got that R&B feel I like.
It's K-Mac over there.
All right.
I'll take it then.
Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's going on here?
I don't know.
Fuck something up.
Nigga trying to claim Honey Baby.
What do you mean claim?
I'm just enjoying the song.
Because she put a jersey.
She's like, yo, I like what I want.
Ice, bro.
Why you listen to me?
Wait, she put a shirt?
She is.
Hold up.
Big, big fucking jersey.
Let's go then It go
I just wanna
Step up, show me what you want
Something about you
Got me in a trance, baby I'm gonna shoot me Just now, just wish Baby, yes, I know you don't belong to me But when you come around, make my body speak
When you're touching, touching, touching on me
When you're touching, touching, touching on me
Baby, yes, I know you don't belong to me
But when you come around, make my body speak
Touching, touching, touching on me
When you're touching, touching, touching on me love Love
Touching on love
Love
Addicted yeah, I'm tripping yeah
You got me feelingin' different, yeah
When you were mad, but now I gotta leave you here, baby
While I sip on it, you slippin' in You gotta take your time with it, the feeling's
lit We only have one night, baby
One night, baby One night, baby
One night, baby Baby, yes, I know you don't belong to me But when you come around, man, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, She know me well Touch and touch and touch and know me well Love
Touch and touch and touch and know me well One night baby, one night baby
One night baby, one night baby
One night baby, one night baby
One night baby, one night baby One night baby, one night baby start it vibin' this record is gon' touchin' in your phones and on DSPs
right this very second
I love when they make good use of the sample
she killed this shit though
heyyyy
wait a minute ayy
wait a
wait a minute.
All right, where we at?
Where we at?
Where we at?
I'm going to Mr. Consistent is what I'm calling him because he's been dropping a project every month and they've all been heat.
Like each one is better than the last one.
So this is Don Tripp.
This record is called No Warning Shot.
And this is off of May's album,
which was called Die Another Day.
Excuse me.
I got my heater on me Your loved ones about to be lonely
Nobody takes nothing from me
You don't expect what I got on me But trust me, you don't know me
Nobody takes nothing from me
Yeah, load em up Stuck my heart in the back of the deep freezer
And I'm feelin' cold enough I'm a man of few words
Bitch, be lucky if you get a shoulder shrug This tape number five, think I got these rap
niggas in the cover clutch I got drunk off success and I got no intentions
to sober up Holy fuck, they ain't fucking with me
All them niggas know it too It don't matter how many times you repeat
a lie, it don't make it true It really hurts, I know
But if somebody had to come break the news my brother fish told me keep showing my
ass like a pair of daisy dudes yeah I still got work to do still terrified of convertibles
whenever happy city love you the other half of city want to murder you vanilla info trust me
I'm so accurate it's surgical I don't know you rap niggas well enough for me to ever go and take it personal I got my heater on me Your love one's about to be lonely
Nobody takes nothing from me
Money that makes you happy, I take it personal
You don't expect what I got on me
You don't know me
No, I ain't know me Trey, you don't know me Trey, you don't know me
Eastside Gunsmith
All these straps inside this Sprinter van
This bitch a gunship
Ready for all the dumb shit
And everything it comes with
I'll pull a Nick Cannon
Walk right up on your ass with them drumsticks
Right of the bumblebee You know who I pick if it's you or me
I'm Trey Young if I shoot from deep, got fifty rounds on the 223
Gotten used to not caring lately, my temper's short and I ain't got the patience
They faking more than I can bear, so I stay out the way, I'm in hibernation
All I wanna do is stay at home where I can fuck my woman and feed my babies
And not be on social media,. What are them people so opinionated?
What they gonna say?
What they gonna say?
I'm on my fifth take this year and it's just me.
Long live pill.
That's No Warning Shot, Don Tripp off of Die Another Day.
I'm going to Philly, front of the show.
Sean Smith put out an EP or a short album or
something.
The album's called Hope Dealer
and it's fire. This is Black Don't Crack.
Hurtfully, randomly, pulling
perks for my family. Mama flirt with the fantasy like it's worth the insanity
Sad, slurring and panicky, mass murder humanity
Parents placing commitment to temporary escapes
Unaware, chasing this figment, this military of snakes
It's fan faces of pigments, so niggas barely get breaks
Stay away in the distance, my members carry the eight
When snaring place in this business, we visionaries, that's great
Never cemeteried our faith, image is rather sad The smut of a person's greatness Swints in a plastic bag to cut off they circulation
What he put his nose through, pop know what the coke do I'ma chip off the old block, all on my line stoke too
He ain't never sit the consolas and claim his family So I might just have a chip in my shoulder like Jason Terry
Never designed it trendy, I rock when my mama get me Niggas thinkin' I'm Riri, I plotted on Robin Finney
Lettin' this llama empty with knowledge of Prada's fit me
Niggas ain't focused, we was homies since I knew up
They said the lady hopeless, played phony like it's true love
I saw it all crash, now I feel like Mrs. Pup
Cause we was in the same boat, but I'm the only one that blew up
I told my dog, it's in his ground to protect
Throw the house and any beef where niggas fail to respect
If you get booked, try and carry the cow
I'ma take your bell to the neck
Anybody other you squeeze, pray up
Keep the strap close
Got a low tolerance for niggas tryna milk me
So I never ever lactose
They start telling when they chain get took
Witness protection, they give them different names
They shook, and who they blame get booked
Remind me of Mr. Rogers, that singer bought the neighborhood and changed they looks
A whole year, nothing that's violent, I'm up for the challenge
But I saved one of my clips, case you wanted some mileage, dead Lord
Black don't crack unless you smoke it Black don't crack unless you smoke it
Black don't crack unless you smoke it Black don't crack
Thank God I ain't never been tested never been a lame nigga never been
arrested i never had scoliosis that's another blessing that just be my backbone ain't never
been a question the evilness is filthy back roads keeping me from working
but i gotta lay low even if it kill me i gotta keep my head above water and count on the holy
spirit to show me lyrics
I hear you clearly and fear you daily My spirit weary but I remain A1
When the stakes is high cause I just wanna well done
I'm from a place where they don't strive to be heroes
They'd rather put on the act and keep the monster the Pharaoh
Meet the parents you get Jack, Burn, Rob and DeNiro
It's like my whole city under thunder You ain't never have to pray to see another summer
I carry gems but you gon' drive my dog to do something stupid like Dumb and Dumber I'm Sean Smith. Black don't crack unless you smoke it. Black don't crack unless you smoke it. Black don't crack. Black don't crack.
Black don't crack.
Sean Smith, Black Don't Crack, Hope Dealer out now.
Shout out to Sean.
That record was hard, Parks.
He raps that song.
I've never heard of him, but I'm going to go check after that.
You never met Sean?
Uh-uh.
Wow.
Sean is dope.
Oh, I forgot you live in PA.
He's from Philly.
What's Sean's name?
That record made me want to go protest, though. I'm ready.
Where we at? Where we at?
A protest coming up next Friday.
And there's bitches out tonight. No, I can't protest.
I'd be the worst protester.
I would be the worst protester.
Give us us. Oh, damn.
What's your name, girl?
Wait, how did your protest start?
Give us us.
God damn. Yeah, I would get protest start? Give us us? God damn.
Oh, man, yo.
Yeah, I would get a text and be out of there.
Like, can you hold this sign for a minute?
I'll be right back.
Oh, man.
Yo, did you not have toys growing up?
Like, why that water gun doing this to you?
That water gun got you going crazy.
Didn't I have that in Jamaica?
Oh, shit.
Why did you say that?
Because you could call in that shit like for dear life.
You could put a guy there.
Did people steal your toys when you was young?
Like, what is going on?
Stop talking about the Caribbean like that
before they make you food.
Stop.
They like you.
I like them.
It's only you that keeps trying to do that shit.
Get the fuck out of here.
Oh, yeah, now I'm trying to do it.
Yeah, I'm not doing it. See your weeshy. Get the fuck out of here. Oh, yeah. Now I'm trying to do C.O.E. shit, right?
Yeah.
Who go?
Ish.
Ish is go.
I'm going to the homie Marie Dahlstrom put out an album last month.
We ain't even talking about it.
Let's go!
Album is all right.
It's kind of fire.
Well, not.
That is better than all right.
That's the homie.
It's fire.
But the song I'm going to play is- We're going to get your music reviews down, Pat, one of these days. You ain't hear what I'm talking about? One of these days. It's kind of fire. Well, not. It's better than all right. That's the homie. It's fire.
But the song I'm going to play is- We're going to get your music reviews down
pat one of these days.
You ain't hear them no?
One of these days.
That's the homie.
It's better than all right.
It's fire.
It's the homie.
You supposed to mute the, that's the homie part.
It's better than that.
I fuck with Marie.
The song is called Make It Up To You featuring Colton Stone.
Go take it out of your album.
This guy is a fool, yo.
I'm going to take it out of your album.
I'm going to take it out of your album.
I'm going to take it out of your album.
I'm going to take it out of your album.
I'm going to take it out of your album. I'm going to take it out of your album. I'm going to take it out of your album. I'm going to take it out of your albumofi Stone. Go take it out to your album.
This guy's a fool, yo.
Let's go, Marie.
Shout out to Marie Dahlstrom.
I need her on amp, by the way.
Uh-oh.
Hey.
Lately, we could turn this around.
Because lately, it's been feeling kinda wrong
It's so hard for me when you don't see
This love
All the love in my head with myself
Feelings on up your waist don't pull me the same way We are now at Upper Session Road You've been falling out of love Feel we need to make it up
I'll make it up to you
Said that we should try again
I don't want our love to end
Show me what you're feeling man
I'll make it up to you
I'll make it up to you
I'll make it up to you
I'll make it I'll make it I'll make it
Can we make it to the other side?
Now that we don't see eye to eye
It's a hole for you when you don't see
This love, love
Because I'm all up in my head with myself
Feelings on your words don't all be the same way
And I don't wanna be with no one else
This is all as I rebuild the love I've had
Said you had enough of us
You've been falling out of love
Then we need to make it up
I make it
Said that we should try again
I don't wanna lie to you
Show me what you're feeling.
I'll make it up to you, yeah.
Oh.
Let's make it up to you by Marie Dostrom and Kofi Stone.
And it's a bop.
All right, come on Mel
what tame Impala drops
what little dragon drop
no I'm not gonna do
either one of them this week
this one is really a sleeper
it's from an album that came out in 2019
it's Caterinata
and it's What You Need
kind of a summertime hit what you need I never wanted you to see this part of me
I wish you would've told the truth
But baby, I'm stuck
There was something wrong with me
Somehow I opened my eyes
I'm stuck in my heart Nothing wrong with wasting time and heart But when my comments are cute
Till all of a sudden I'm beating my heart
So when I'm beating hard
Cause even when it's wrong
You'll see that it's what you need
What you'll be the one
I'm gonna call you back If you don't say no I know that you'll be the one to go
But if you don't say no
I never want you
To see this part of me
Now all I can hope to do
Is to still let it's what you need
That is What You Need,
K-Tronada,
and Charlotte Day Wilson.
Pass me the clap.
The plug.
Where could I get some culture from?
Travel.
I'm about to get cultured right now
on my Haitian side.
Y'all better say that. Traveling. Traveling. Y'all better say that. from? I'm about to get cultured right now on my Haitian side.
Traveling.
I'm taking go to some different places, even in your
own. Parks, tell him.
Even in your own city.
Roam around New York.
That ain't my city.
Because he said in your own city.
Yeah, so like
investigate. It's culture in Newark.
I keep trying to tell you what the culture is out there.
See, I saw that coming a mile away, Paul.
You sit over there and continue eating your meat stick, yo.
What was that?
Chill over there and continue eating your meat stick.
Meat stick.
This is good.
This is good.
It sounds horrible on the mic, though, so.
Oh, shit.
What am I doing?
So, I'm going to Haiti.
No look.
There's the band, Pa Amade.
They can just pander every week.
Yo.
We're a different group.
Stop.
Be yourself, yo.
I'm Haitian and Jamaican.
Be yourself.
Stop doing that.
I'm taking you to Haiti, my other culture. Sac passe, man. No stress. Shout out to No Look. Let yourself, yo. I'm Haitian and Jamaican. Be yourself. Stop doing that. I'm taking it to Haiti, my other culture.
Sacre passé, man.
No stress.
Shout out to No Look.
Let's get it.
Yes.
I'm about to get up and do some moves.
Biggish. Pas à l'aide, pas vite questionné, ni accusé pour les ménages
Tout est qu'une conscience, pour t'en avoir son vide-là comblé
Tout entendre te faire, après te dire que c'est pour vous lier
Je te révolte, dis-le pas, égare, ou pas le carré de même, je suis à l'épaule I have to represent Haiti. Shout out to my Haitian culture. I'm set for you, I'm set for you, I'm set for you
I have to represent Haiti, shout out to my Haitian culture
Absolutely
Thank you very much, you know what I'm saying
Hey yo, Joe, when I play my culture, I'm asking you to respect it, please
Sit down and allow it to play, don't prepare yourself
It's about bros, it's about niggas and bitches
Oh shit
Don't worry, Skano, I'll get it back soon It's hell no fun What's up my nigga? Oh shit.
What's up my nigga?
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What's up my nigga? Hi, man.
Howie.
That's Dr. commercial.
That's y'all, niggas.
Ain't nobody dumping on.
Yo, why you?
All right.
That nigga bad, sorry.
Oh, man.
Caught you Sean Browning.
Yo, I can hear y'all, you know.
My bad.
That's always a favorite of mine.
Out of all of them, that's the one.
You ain't no athlete.
Happy 20 years to me.
Happy 20 years to me.
Happy.
Happy 20 years to me. Happy. Happy 20 years to Joe Budden.
Happy 20 years to me.
Happy 20 years, buddy.
I let that hole rock.
Yes!
Yes!
Ain't nobody dumping a hole.
You ain't in sanitation or sanitarium.
What are you crazy?
Is he a perium?
I get you drug out because they have to carry him.
You can't bug out.
I'm red, nigga scary.
Worry I'm not the mic Jordan or the mic recording.
Kobe, baby, Kobe, maybe Tracy McGrady.
The names just got progressive.
He caught himself.
Kobe, wait, nah.
No, no.
No, nah. Maybe. Trace, nah.
You're not.
Oh, shit.
Al-o-mina.
Matter of fact, you're a half-o-mina, J-POP.
Matter of fact.
Very sassy.
Very sassy.
Lot of sass.
Lot of sass.
Matter of fact.
Holy shit.
Flip, you look going to get shot.
Washed up on marijuana.
Even worse.
Even worse.
Even worse.
All right, nigga.
You ain't no athlete.
You're Sean Bradley.
Even worse.
Why he won't shut the fuck up?
I'm worse than you, fella.
You ain't no.
I ain't talking to nobody in particular.
Yeah, you better clean it up.
You better not be talking to nobody.
All right, keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time
Who's the nicest?
Life or lifeless?
On these mic devices
And I don't write this
I just mic this
I wouldn't
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time
We bid you adieu
Farewell Adios Arrivederci Hasta la vista Au revoir We need to be there. Until the next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
I do what I feel, y'all, just for that.
I do the opposite of y'all, so I just attract a real audience.
I got to say this.
I got to say this.
We are such Hovengers.
Today, the 20-year anniversary of Joe Budden's inaugural album, Joe Budden, He plays the whole diss track to Joe Budden.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
He wasn't talking to nobody.
He wasn't talking to nobody in particular.
And to be real, he'll play those.
She was starving to do to you.
Growing up hard in the little pub in the do to you.
I'm just talking to you.
I'm just talking to you.
Man, fuck out of here.
Give me that beat.
What the fuck is he saying? Get out fuck out of that. Give me that beat. Hey, what the fuck is he saying?
Get out of here, nigga.
Give me that beat.
Move.
It's the full time Jack move.
All right, we gone, yo.
Y'all hold it down.
Enjoy your weekend.
What's going on this weekend?
I'm going to see Romeo.
You're going to see who?
Romeo.
Where?
City Field.
Tonight.
Wow.
There's going to be a whole lot of $40 hills in there going crazy.
What?
Wow, yo.
I'm outside.
Listen.
Romeo's got such a good sense of humor.
If y'all thought Bill Murray was funny.
Yo, he getting them.
Man, on that, we're at the end of the pod.
I can't believe you tried to get that off.
You be fighting for your sisters.
You be fighting for your sisters.
Y'all, enjoy your weekend, man.
Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity.
Remember, life is a series of moments.
And moments pass.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
And lastly.
Hold up, man. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. one last as if it's all we have. We eating up now. Here we go.
I wish I knew how to breathe back then.
I'm not that bad now.
Lastly, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
And the trained assassins are out there looking for guys with a really good sense of humor, man.
Be careful who you make laugh nowadays.
Be careful.
Be careful.
It could get dangerous out there.
Enjoy your weekend.
Governor's ball is this weekend?
I believe so. I believe so. Meet Joe Black, try to relate to it, I just speak those facts If you was in the front, now your seat goes back
What the dealin'? Like New York's been soft since Bin Laden came through
Crushed the buildings, tryna restore the feelin', just speakin' to ya
I'm just speakin' to ya
JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?