The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 639 | "Fun But Ghetto"
Episode Date: June 28, 2023The JBP starts this episode recapping their trip to see Bill Burr over the weekend (15:33) before sharing their thoughts on the 2023 BET Awards in LA (23:00). An argument between JT & Uzi took place i...n which she threw her phone at him (29:30), Patti LaBelle forgets the words during her Tina Turner tribute (44:48), Offset & Quavo perform honoring Takeoff (49:46), and Busta Rhymes receives the Lifetime Achievement Award (53:00). Also, Cardi B allegedly gets her cheat back (1:19:22), a concerning video of Kodak Black hits the internet (2:00:27), Ice Cube goes on a rant about the NBA and gatekeepers (2:22:35), Part of the Show returns (2:33:08), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Glenn Jones - “I’ve Been Searchin’ (Nobody Like You)” Ice | Doe Boy - “RHUDE BOY” Parks | Killer Mike (feat. Jagged Edge) - “SLUMMER” Ish | Genia - “The One” QueenzFlip | Jim Jones - “Never Did 3 Quarters”
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We're here.
We're here.
Okay.
Now we talking.
Was it somebody
who used to date
or just two regular
random people?
Regular people.
That's hate.
Somebody he knew
for a long time
that he might have wanted.
Somebody who's been
following for a little minute.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know the game.
I mean, we all do that.
Still together?
Nah, you just be salute black love. Sometimes when they get into arguments, the women, you know the game. I mean, we all do that. Still together? Nah, you just be
salute black love.
Sometimes when they
get into arguments,
the women,
they archive the picture.
That's how I be knowing
they break up.
I go through the page.
Nah, she start writing
that inspirational shit.
Yeah.
And her stories,
all of a sudden,
yo, you can't change somebody.
You could do everything
you want to do for them,
but that don't make them
be like you.
How about this one?
The sexy pictures,
is it?
No, but how about this one?
You got to love yourself.
You got to love yourself.
More than you love somebody else.
Oh, they broke up.
Imagine, yeah, I'd wait for that.
Exactly.
I'd be on her ass.
I don't give a fuck.
You good?
I'm the first one.
You good?
I'll take my shit off you.
You good? You good, man? Nah, you don't do that. You You good, I'm the first one, you good? I make my shit obvious, you good?
You good, man.
Nah, you don't do that, you just gotta act like you randomly saw they picture.
Not me.
Nope.
I want that shit to be obvious.
I know you broke up and you know what it's hitting for.
Nah.
Hey you, long time.
I don't do all that.
What's up?
What happened with that nigga?
That's what you do?
Why you have to?
You have to.
I thought you don't bring niggas up in your conversation.
Yo, you just fucked my potty.
Oh, what?
You just un-potted me?
Un-potted.
You got it, bro.
I'm with you.
I'm with you, dog.
I was complaining real quick.
You know, we went into the intro.
I was complaining about, you know,
them dirty ass hot dog stands.
You know what I'm saying?
And this week, I got a hot dog. On the street. You know what I'm saying? And this week,
I got a hot dog.
On the street?
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
At first,
they be giving,
they be substituting
the beef with chicken,
but I said,
I want the beef one.
I got a hot dog
and I remember,
niggas ain't using gloves.
They don't use gloves
and I still ate it
and it was good,
but still, nigga,
where your gloves at?
You know who fucked,
one of my mans
a couple years ago was like, yo, you still eat off the trucks? I'm like, yeah. He was like, yo,, nigga, where your gloves at? You know who fucked one of my mans a couple years ago was like,
yo, you still eat off the trucks?
I'm like, yeah.
He was like, yo, he been out there all day.
Way to wash his hands when he use the bathroom.
And I was just like, oh, shit.
And y'all make fun of Jamaicans, but Jamaicans got the water with the Dawn soap on the side.
They put their hand in the bucket, and they wash it.
Shout out to Jamaica.
How old is too old to still be doing the five second rule?
Nigga, you still do that.
I still do that.
It was five seconds?
It's three seconds.
It's three seconds.
It depends on the floor.
It was five.
Completely depends on the floor.
It was five seconds.
It wasn't three seconds.
It was five seconds.
It was old.
It's the five second rule.
It's the five second rule.
Oh, you dusty New Yorker.
We did three.
It was three seconds.
We did three.
New York's floors might be a little bit.
Yeah, that just says a lot about where you're from. We did three New York's floors Might be a little bit Yeah
That just says a lot
About where you're from
Our floors
We got a good
Extra two seconds
Yeah the rest of the world
It was five seconds dog
Oh shit
Fuck y'all
Oh shit
Yo that's how you feel
Yeah my bad
We was just in Newark
Having a good time
This weekend too
Oh man
The thing is
The Newark floors
Might be a little dirty
You don't follow The five-second rule.
I watch you. I don't know what
rule. I think this floor
has a 30-second rule. I watch
you walk there. Remember you
dropped the chip, picked it up, looked, and ate it.
Yeah.
That's racist.
It depends on the food, too. A chip is dry.
A wet food.
You give this floor privilege. They got white privilege. I pay to A wet food. You're being, you give this floor, this floor has privilege.
They got white privilege. I paid a cleaning lady.
You trust her?
Yeah, she's my cleaning lady for over four years.
I thought you were going to say ten.
A chip might
have a seven second run on the floor.
This man walked that way, went out there,
came back, saw it on the floor. He knew it was
his because it was the Pringle joint.
Picked it up, looked, and ate it. And watch me. And it was his because it was the Pringle joint. Picked it up, looked, and ate it and watched me.
And it was good
because it had the extra floor seasoning.
The extra oomph on it, yeah.
The only time I didn't play like that
is when I had my dogs.
Mm, oh.
Because now the floor is just
heathen shit going on down here now.
My cat, nah.
Shedding ass animals, nah.
You can't play like that.
Got it, got it, got it. You can't play like that. Got it.
Got it.
Got it.
Depending on what it is. Mothballs and shit.
Depending on what it is.
Mothballs.
How many times y'all was sucking on a woman and just her hair started, you start swallowing
hairs?
Yeah.
That happened to me a couple times.
Ask me all the questions.
Be mature.
That happened a couple times.
Respond.
That's usually with women.
You gotta just.
It's looking all stupid in the face.
Yeah, fuck me.
You gotta just, you gotta get through it. Not which women, but which women. Nah, to just. It's looking all stupid in the face. Yeah, fuck me. You got to just.
You got to do it.
Now, which women.
Which women.
Now, you got to get a little hair somewhere.
He just don't know.
He's blonde hair.
He don't see it.
He don't see it.
White women don't shed.
Yo.
Bro.
Yo.
I'm sorry.
Now, yo.
Is that true, though?
Yo.
What?
Oh, that's hilarious. It might be a little straighter hair. Oh, shit. It ain't. You that true though? Yo. What? Oh, that's hilarious.
It might be a little straighter here.
Oh, shit.
It ain't, you know, it don't.
Yeah, it don't be over.
It'll digest a little easier.
It ain't go straight down.
I'm slow today.
That's the one that you get to go like this.
Yo, I'm telling y'all now, if you are offended, then you are in the right place, yo.
You in the right place.
Today you are.
We went to go see Bill Burr now.
Bill Burr brought out Andrew Dice Clay.
Set it off.
And boy, were they offensive.
And I admired that.
I loved it.
I had a blast.
They said so many things that you're not supposed to say.
That you be thinking.
But in that room with their audience as big as Bill is, he got that shit off.
And as I was sitting there laughing at all the shit I shouldn't have been laughing at,
I said to myself, you know what?
I'm in.
It was only one thing.
I'm in.
You got me.
I didn't care for it, but everything else was amazing.
You got me.
I'm coming to offend.
Small critiques and suggestions.
But I want to offend today.
That was fly.
It's different though, Joe.
See,
they offense
live and died in that room.
That's true.
You get what I'm saying?
That's why you lock the phones up.
It was an audience
that
knows that they are
going to offend
others
and just rock them with it.
I'm telling you,
that changes things.
It does.
Because that's what happens.
People take the offense and now they go online with it and now amplify it and make a voice out with it. I'm telling you, that changes things. It does. Because that's what happens. People take the offense and now they go online with it
and now amplify it and make a voice out of it.
Yeah, when they hit viral or something.
Yeah, that's it.
We speak from different perspectives as it comes to that.
I have a little bit more privilege in this regard.
Okay.
Here's a secret.
Both personally and professionally,
this shit goes now off of people kind of knowing who I be.
That's true.
The people that call professionally,
they just know what time it is with me.
All that other shit is white noise.
They don't even hear it.
The fans, more of the same. And that, I is white noise. They don't even hear it. The fans,
more of the same.
And that, I thought,
was the gift of Andrew Dice Clay
for my entire life.
That's true.
Ever since I've known him.
And Bill Burr,
who I don't know
if people were really
familiar with him
like they should have been
when he was on Dave Chappelle,
but the last 12 to 15 years,
he's put on a run.
He's put on a clinic.
He's been on a run.
Yeah, no, I want to offend people today.
I do.
Let's do it.
I do.
I'm here to do it.
That introduced Clay bit was money.
You know, to have a whole auditorium or a whole arena saying your shit.
I know, I know.
Oh, my heart.
You didn't know that?
I did, but it's still impressive as hell.
Yeah, I know that.
Oh, I was about to say yours.
You know why that was so great?
Honestly.
Bill's audience Was predominantly white
In that building
But Bill
Be at the cookouts
So a lot of his jokes
Was the reverse card
And he was like on my side of things
So the shit I was laughing at
The building really didn't find the funniest.
And when they was snickering at shit, I didn't think it was the great.
I was watching Parks.
I was sitting behind Parks.
I was watching his face.
He got a few giggles at some shit.
And I was like, oh, word?
All right.
Say less.
All right.
Got you.
That was funny, huh?
But that was dope.
I like that.
I like that. I like that.
Shout out to Bill.
Shout out to Andrew Dice Clay.
That shit was amazing.
All right, man.
What I got for us?
Guy's trip worked.
It worked.
It worked.
Salute for the most part.
Are we going to talk about the guy's trip?
Like when the pod starts, like for real, are we going to talk about it?
Yeah.
Like do y'all have thoughts about it?
Yeah, we do.
I got some thoughts, a little bit.
Because who the fuck Ice think he is?
Wait, how did this-
Who the fuck do you think you are?
I wanted to stop that show and cut a light on it.
Say, who the fuck does Ice think he is, nigga?
I'm so lost.
I know.
What'd he do?
This nigga gonna come in after everybody all seated.
After the show done started already,
walking him and his queen.
I was just left my part.
I don't give a...
See, I knew that too.
Look, look, look, look, look, look.
Head nodded at us,
looked down, standing up.
Yo, what cheers is available?
That right there?
All right.
Deuce.
Yo, I looked at Ice like, yo, who the fuck does Ice think he's talking to like this?
After the show, it's the after party.
Yo, I'm telling you, we got to hang out outside here more.
Yo, y'all niggas get this.
Facts.
Yeah, nah.
That's all I was trying to do.
Nah, you smoked that.
I was trying to set a tone.
Oh, and nah, let me start this part,
because I do want to talk about some things. I'm a record two days ago, a beach ball with me and beer.
It's the anthem for the summer. Now, one thing that I need y'all to know,
we're going to stop these little petty beats that we be doing and rap.
Y'all messing up. Y'all messing up the room full of gangsters. Go ahead, Bustin.
I don't like when I talk to these dudes that are on these streaming platforms and they
talking about, you know, we turning the consumer off because there's so much little this and
little that going on with you rappers.
We're going to stop that.
We're going to love each other.
And we're going to get to this money.
And we gonna get to this money.
You know, executives start promoting everything that can be great in the music too.
It ain't just gotta be about the ass shaking and how much drugs we sold and how much dudes we tied up.
How much drugs we doing.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm from the Chuck D era and the Kane era, but I'm a timeless great.
I rock with all of my new artists.
Everything about me is leading the new.
That's why my group is called Leaders of the New.
Shout out to every new artist that's contributing and doing their job.
I love seeing Ice Spice.
I love seeing Koi Larray.
I love seeing Kendrick.
I love seeing J. Cole.
I love seeing Wu-Tang.
I love seeing Nas.
We're going to stop this narrative like we don't love each other.
This is this divide thing.
It's corny.
It's tired.
It's wack.
What's really happening is they scared for us to get the gun.
He smoked the following points too, I ain't gonna lie to you.
And directly replied to academics calling all the older niggas dusty and dead.
I'm gonna ask Ac about that when he gets here Mic check, one, two, one, two
I'm not crying, you are
Congratulations to Busta Rhymes, salute to him
Shout out to the whole leader to the new
Shout out to the first and last time listeners Shout out to the ladies Shout out to the whole leader to the new Shout out to the first and last time listeners
Shout out to the ladies Shout out to Flip Mo too
Hey I am new
That's right Shout out to Rod Digger
Big Jersey Come on, come on, come on
Shout out to Spliffstar R could be the greatest hype man of all time
Happy birthday to hip hop 50 50 years 50 years in this thing
oh
What's a man to do? What's a man to do?
Ayy
Now I'm trying to try to
But now the same thing
Mic check one two one two shout to wherever you might be listening from
YouTube a salute
YouTube a salute
Wait up man
I'm in the middle of the world
And I can't
I can't
I ain't got no long intro for him today, I'm ready to get right to it
No need to waste no time today, happy to be here
Y'all could've been anywhere in the world, but you're here with us
Oh, he was about to kill that bitch in the second verse
Second verse, he was about to let her have it, something good.
Microphone check, one, two, what is this?
I'm not a daddy.
It's parts, it's parts, it's parts.
What's that?
Yo, y'all know who we are.
Y'all know what we do.
Y'all know what we here to do.
You know what time it is, man.
Gloomy weather out in New Jersey.
What episode is this?
639?
Welcome to episode 639 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly or lowly favorite host, Joe Budden.
Depend on your POV.
Here with a few really good guys. Flip Mode is here. Big Flip.
Ish is here. Ice is here. Poe is here. Parks is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here. Ian and
Keeb are around here somewhere. Melissa is, I don't know where Melissa is, but she's with us
in spirit. She's with us in spirit. Shout out to our girl, Melissa. How's everybody doing?
Good, good. Amazing. Fantastic, man. Good. fantastic man good i'm amazing good good i don't know
how to work it when someone sends me their location
you just click on your name like the person's name and then it shows you. I know that's what you're saying. Yeah.
That's how you do it?
Yeah.
Click find my.
You can do that too. If you're already texting the person
and you say share your location
and then you can just go right into the name
and it'll show up.
And in one area I'm really bad at
is geography.
It doesn't matter what the center of the compass is.
So then you click the thing.
It's a big blue dot with Park's car.
I sat in traffic the whole way through.
As soon as I clicked that little dot,
my dumb ass says,
we're going the wrong way.
U-turn.
We about to U-turn.
Now I'm in traffic the other way.
My driver gonna follow all of the rules, so he ain't gonna make an illegal U-turn. We bust a U-turn. Now I'm in traffic the other way. My driver going to follow all of the rules,
so he ain't going to make an illegal U-turn.
I was wrong about the dot.
The dot was the other way.
I was right there 25, 20 minutes off schedule now.
Where were you going?
We was outside waiting for you for a minute, yeah.
Prudential.
I was going to meet up with the guys.
Park sent me his location.
He should have never sent me that.
So lives in Newark.
What does that mean?
What does that have to do with where my friends are?
He was coming.
You were going to the Prudential.
Yes, I thought.
I'm just dumb, man.
It's cool.
And I saw you judge me just now.
I ain't say nothing for you.
I can tell when you judge me.
You got it, dog. Judge me too. Anyway, I had a real good time over. I ain't say nothing for you. I can tell when you judge me. You got it, dog.
Judgmental.
Anyway, I had a real good time over there.
Yeah.
That shit was great, bro.
That was fun as hell.
It was a good Saturday night.
I took my ass home, went to bed.
I did too, actually.
I was about to go out again.
I was like, yo, nah, I'm done.
Yeah.
I'm gone.
Went home and had a sandwich because catering,
people didn't want to fuck with us too much.
Yeah, that was the thing.
That was the only downside.
That was the thing.
We didn't have the little in-booth caterer person.
Well, we did, but we had to order when we first got there, and they took mad loan to get there.
So everyone wasn't there yet.
We're like, let's wait for everyone to get here.
And then by the time they came back, they're like, oh, kitchen's closed.
I got home and felt.
Give us the warning, yo.
No, no.
See, I got home and felt real guilty and ghetto-fied because it hit me that when you get the booth
thingamajiggy, you're not supposed to go there when the show starts or 20 minutes before
the show starts.
When we walked in there, them people that was in them things was partying, drunk.
That was like, they pre-gamed in there.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's only our stupid
ghetto asses
that's there
30 minutes
before the thing.
No wonder the kitchen
is closed.
I wasn't mad at all
when he told me.
I was like,
all right,
they got it.
You guys saw
all the performance?
Yeah.
Yeah, okay.
We're there early,
just not early enough,
I guess.
We weren't there
early enough
to get in our
kickback vibe.
Yeah. We didn't realize it when the show starts well you could already once the show starts it's a
drink yeah you can have all the food drinks everything set up prior to the show starting
yeah you're supposed to get there and get into your that makes sense get into your groove a
little bit then I felt ghetto because they put our phones in the little pocket pocket
thingy bajiggy that locked and we couldn't get our phones.
So then we on, me and Imani, go stand on the long-ass line.
The long-ass line for where the drinks are.
We figured we're going to do it by a solid, bring some drinks back.
And then while I fell for that, Corey said he was going to get some drinks.
He had a sad little look on his face.
I was like, I'll walk with you, nigga.
This nigga look all sad.
See, I started to follow Corey for a minute. I was like, nah, let's go upstairs
and find someone to bring us some drinks.
So I get on the line,
longest train smoke.
It was long.
Imani say, I got to use the phone. I'll be right back.
Corey say, yeah, I'm going to go
see where all some food is around here.
So now I'm on the line by myself.
And I see this little weird, quirky white boy in the other line looking at me.
But I don't know if you're looking at me or you're looking at the fact that there's a second line in here that seems to be shorter.
But sure enough, he walked his weird ass right over to me.
Hey there, Joe Bud.
Made buddies. he walked his weird ass right over to me hey there Joe bud made buddies
and
the thing about
all these little weird
quirky dudes out there
y'all be married
or
y'all be having
like a girl
that y'all was with
for 10 years
he ain't bring a little
doofy girl with him
and then they started
right behind me
sir is this the line
yes oh shit buddy you look like
you look like this girl no that's him that's him that's him no fucking way no way joe button's not
standing in front of me you're lying you are lying they still ain't said nothing to me they loud as hell they making it hot
i turn around say please shut the fuck up can you please just keep it down they losing their shit
no buddy you don't understand all of the moon music your whole career i followed you the podcast
you're the pilot and his girl's like yeah yeah yeah
then he gets to this is my saving grace.
Oh, if I had my phone, no one's going to believe it.
No one's going to even believe it.
I said, lock up, buddy.
We don't have our phones, man.
I like that shit.
I like that lock up shit.
Hell yeah.
That shit was fun.
I liked it, too.
He tried to get you to sign his nachos.
I don't know, because I did a great job of ignoring the young man and his significant other.
That was ridiculous.
Then Imani and Corey come over.
They don't really know the scene.
So they don't know these two niggas is weirdos over here.
They just being polite as can be.
That was the second time I felt ghetto.
Imani come back from over to the phone thing, talking about something.
Yo, I think i can get this open
he got the little paper they gave us with our seats folded up trying to pick the lock
yo i'm in my head like i'm starting to see why dudes you shouldn't get a group of dudes
I'm starting to see why dudes, you shouldn't get a group of dudes together, really.
You finessed it?
Nah, I actually fucked it up.
Why?
So that's the same bags they use at all the tournaments.
So when I left somebody else's shit, I broke it open.
The line was too long for everybody.
I'm like, snatch this shit open.
We leave here, I'm like, I ain't waiting. Couldn't get this one open. So now I give it to the dude, but because I've been pulling it, snatch this shit open. We leave here, I'm like, I ain't waiting.
Couldn't get this one open.
So now I give it to the dude, but because I've been pulling it,
it ain't open.
He like, yo, this one not working.
They had to go give it to somebody else.
They couldn't get it open.
I'm like, hey, dog, give me some, somebody better cut this shit open. Some scissors or something.
Give me my phone.
No, we went to the other Kevin Hart shit.
You know, Ice's Apple Man.
Nigga had his watch
He had all his shit
They take everything
They took your shit
They take your watch
They take your AirPods
They take your
Everything
Yeah they take all that
But I took the watch out
Yeah get that Apple watch out
Yeah okay
I took the watch out
You know he was gonna finesse it
Put it on
Put it in theater mode
So it don't light up
Have my watch on
But you know what
There's nothing wrong With not having communication for the next three hours.
I mean, I was a little bitch.
I ran to the little phone corner and called my girl because they caught me off guard.
I had to let her know.
See, I was still managing the guys trip.
So I still had to make sure everyone could get in.
They wanted to get in.
They needed a parking spot.
They needed a parking spot.
So I had to go run down and shoot everyone.
You was like, yo, they locking phones.
So I ain't going to be able to reach you.
But if you need a parking spot here, I'll walk.
And I want to clap it up for Parks handling of it all, man.
Smoke that.
Salute.
Big Parks.
Come on.
Go ahead, Parks.
Real good.
Real good.
Trying to lead by example in this front group.
I appreciate it.
If engineering don't work out.
Organizing guys trips.
Event planner.
Event planner.
Yeah, guy trip, family trip.
I got to get those off my bucket list.
All right, come on.
Let's get right to it.
What's up?
What's up?
Yeah.
BET Awards?
BET Awards.
Let's do it.
It happened it It happened
It happened
Initial thoughts
It was long as hell
That shit was long
The BET Awards was long
That shit started at 8
It didn't cut off
Till after midnight I think
Wasn't mad at it
Me either
I was entertained
But that shit was long as hell
It was really entertaining
For no host They did actually a really good job
salute to uh capri and light they held it down i knew yeah they did because i was wondering you
know 50 year hip-hop you know everybody's going to be doing their tributes every festival everybody's
doing a tribute when they first started you know welcome to the BET Awards usually is hosted by no host no with performances by and when they read the name of performances that
shit went for like three minutes yeah it was long I'm like okay this could be
something if this is if all of these people were performing mm-hmm and they
okay yeah I did this right it seemed like they didn't miss anybody and they
didn't go what I like the most about who they chose to perform they didn't miss anybody and they didn't go. What I like the most about who they chose to perform, they didn't go get your typical this person from here, this person.
They sprinkled in a lot of, oh shit, I wouldn't even expect y'all to go get him.
Oh shit, y'all found them.
They found Yo-Yo?
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
When you're doing a West Coast set, it's the same, you know, your Snoop, no disrespect.
Yeah, of course.
They didn't go get these names.
They went and dug a little deeper.
I love that.
Yeah, they got everybody except for one person.
Who?
You should have been there, that dance set.
Webstar.
Yeah, I was about to say that.
They left Webstar off.
Because one part of their salutes was like a one-hit wonder off.
Which told me a lot about some of y'all in that building man
y'all didn't really go let me finish my first point yeah so web star he was mad he wanted a
little you can't have a dance segment and not have a little chicken noodle soup with a soda on the
side it was viral he was on the internet going crazy and i ain't gonna lie when i watched it
for a second i was like yeah pump it up could go in here somewhere lie, when I watched it for a second, I was like, yeah, pump it up, could go in here somewhere.
But then when I watched the people come out and do their song, or just the hook of their
song, or just a word of their song, I would've hung up on BET so fast.
You know how fast I would've hung up on BET?
They want you to just do the hook?
If they called me, that nigga Fab went out there and said, yo, these niggas can't breathe.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Yo, my nigga DJ Unc came out there with his little legs and said, walk it out.
Walk it out.
That's my time.
Walked out.
And walked right out.
Walked his ass right out.
And y'all ain't even really giving up.
I'm like, oh, shit.
Walk it out.
I'm in a crib hype.
These niggas ain't give a fuck about
if they can't recognize the nigga who
song this is, they don't
give a fuck. That's true.
It was a few more of the one-in-one of the niggas that came
out. That crowd was like, nigga.
You're the walk-up.
Wasted outfit.
You're the bit tight.
Pump, pump, pump,
peace.
Waist of the outfit.
You fucking talking about pump,
pump,
Yeah,
yeah.
Nah,
nah,
I'd have had to get a verse
or something.
I'd have had a little mama.
Fuck.
I'd have had a little mama,
them niggas.
Busta Rhymes would have been up there.
That's how I combined from the
I'd have went right up there.
I'm getting my shine.
That's another thing.
You mentioned dress.
Yo, from this point moving forward i don't want to hear another word about how i can't dress
let this let this be the death date of that all of y'all look like shit all of you if you are confused as to who i'm talking about
i'm talking about every last one of y'all that was there with the exception of like a summer
looked good i like buster's floral tux jacket that was hard well buster was like a i'm talking
about the red carpet people.
Busta was like a lifetime honoree.
He wasn't really playing the carpet like that.
The rest of them niggas, y'all wore in there what y'all had on out there, and it was a mess.
It was the opposite of Met Gala.
It was Bet Gala.
It was Bet Gala.
Bet Gala.
Bet on that.
Nah.
Yo, fool.
What the fuck?
Yeah, I ain't see that one.
Nah.
I'm kind of mad I missed that now.
No, no, no.
It was so bad, I was home saying, oh, shit, they need a dress code.
Lazaro?
This award needs a theme.
Hip hop. theme. It's hip-hop. Nigga Boosie woke up and grabbed some basketball shorts
and a Louis t-shirt
and just went to the awards.
Nigga, no.
This is our
shit. That's hip-hop, man.
Nah, this is...
He's out on bail.
I refuse to sound like an old caveman
in this podcast. You know what? It's hip-hop.
It's hip-hop. It's hip-hop. It's hip-hop.
It's hip-hop.
It's an excuse for some bullshit.
It always.
And it work.
It's hip-hop.
It's our shit.
So if we want black excellence, we got to exude excellence.
We should have looked fly.
Who said we wanted black excellence?
Nigga, Russell.
Let's start there. Nigga, Russell been going to all meetings and shit,
dressing regular shit, man.
It's hip-hop, like I said.
That's it. It's us. Nigga, Russell been going to all meetings and shit, dressing regular shit, man. It's hip-hop, like I said. That's it.
It's us.
Nigga shit.
Who did what?
Russell been going to different meetings as long as I've been growing up, wearing whatever
he want, nigga.
Mm-hmm.
Jeans, sneakers.
He wasn't in no fucking-
Russell Simmons.
Yes.
Right.
Sheltoes.
I think he got more sheltoes than anybody on the planet.
Keep going.
That's all the shit I got.
I don't think- Listen. They not going to David Stern implementing the planet. Keep going. That's all the shit I got. I don't think Listen,
they not gonna
David Stern
implement a dress code.
A theme
A theme is hip hop.
The stylist
is showing up
looking
eons better
than they client.
That's fine.
If y'all can't tell
y'all are getting robbed
and scammed
then what the fuck
do you want me to say?
Investigate your stylist, dog.
Nah, the problem is the niggas just care about
what name it is.
Shit ain't gonna look good.
Nigga, the stylist can only suggest some shit.
They can't make you wear the shit.
Come on, let's keep going.
Let's keep going.
What else we got to unpack?
I'm here for it today.
You know it ain't gonna be BET Awards
without some mess and some drama, though.
A lot of drama.
You gotta have the drama in there.
We immediately get a clip of an argument breaking out between Uzi and his girl, JT.
She threw the phone at him.
I don't know when it was over.
I'm hearing rumors.
I don't know.
He was sitting there.
He shouted out Ice Spice in the soul.
He was sitting next to Ice Spice. You know what I'm saying?
Doing a little whisper.
And she got up.
You're trying to make me look like a clown.
Threw a phone at him twice.
I don't know if she had two phones. Yeah.
That shit bugged me out.
She threw the phone.
I think they gave it back to her.
That was some old school shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You missed him.
I don't want to hear if Panda Ice, though.
Give me your real nigga thoughts.
You're talking, I don't know what it was about.
I don't know what it was about.
Well, what do you think?
She said, you groupie ass nigga. Now, I've heard. Oh, I didn't hear what it was about. I don't know what it was about. Well, what do you think? She said,
you groupie ass nigga.
Now,
I've heard.
Oh, I didn't hear that part.
Oh,
we kept the files.
I don't know.
Let me help you.
I heard you said,
you got me fucked up.
I didn't hear the groupie ass nigga.
Oh,
there's the long clip.
Oh,
I always see it on the short one.
Oh,
no,
no,
no.
There's a long clip
with subtitles,
arrows,
circles,
and commentary.
Okay,
well,
give it to me then.
Okay. All right, we've give it to me then. Okay.
All right, we've seen
the long one now.
We've seen it.
The long one
got them sitting there
arguing for quite some time.
This performance
is happening
and they still
going on.
They was beefing.
He was trying to
cover plays.
Let's see.
You okay, Lake?
Poor Lake.
Lake, you all right, man?
They got her walking out.
They got all of this shit.
Listen, let's unpack.
Come on, we ain't got nothing better to do.
Ain't nobody dropped an album.
Uzi shouted out Ice Spice in the song.
And I think JT realized that he was sitting next to Ice Spice.
This shit running.
Uzi is a colorist.
And Ice Spice's little light-skinned ass.
What you thought was going to happen?
Ice Spice is outside tooting that little thing up in the air.
Your nigga put that name in a song, and you know what it mean.
Rappers, when we do that.
Meek did it with Lori.
You know what we doing.
And you going, what if he debuted that song there?
So that's your girl first
time hearing this. You just magically happened
to be sitting next to Ice Spice.
Why are you playing with me?
I am a city girl, nigga.
I will turn this
mother out like
Hammer. And that's what she did.
But Ice Spice,
I don't think she flinched or nothing. She from the Bronx.
You know, she ducked shells, so I doubt that
you know. The Uzi line,
not to keep bringing this up,
but the Uzi line was
I treat my dark-skinned girl
like a light-skinned girl, and they tore his
ass up. But your girl is dark-skinned.
And now here she come.
Oh, here she come.
Ice Spice come down sitting on a hoop.
Huh?
You thought I was feeling you?
She walked from the hoop to the makeshift bodega over there.
Fuck these niggas talking about.
She left the bodega, went up the train steps.
With the full stop right there.
With the dancers in the back.
Pop, lock it, tickle, boop, go.
Boop, boop, boop, down.gah, ba-gah, tickle, down.
Yeah.
Ice Mice always look like somebody just woke up.
Well, she surprised you.
Yeah, she always look like she's shocked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Happy birthday, yo!
No, for real.
She always look like she's walking into a surprise party.
Yeah.
fucking told my Ice Mice.
Yeah.
Yeah. She left the little bodega, went up the train step.
This shit said Fordham.
Ooh, the Bronx in LA.
She was hard.
Took New York with her.
That shit was hard.
Ice spice is from the Bronx.
Like Flip said, JT.
That phone shit don't mean nothing.
At all.
I spicy niggas noodles on the ground.
Nigga, you throwing the fucking phone.
Give me my shit.
Throw it back again.
I never seen no shit like that.
You got hit with a phone twice, nigga.
She hit that nigga in the face.
I'm on the same phone.
She got a boomerang.
JT, I ain't going to me It's like home to me It's like home to me
I'm tired of your ass, but now it's looking like a home to me
And when you see Chanel, how you saw me
BX, I ain't going to move.
I don't know if you know what's going on over there as of late.
And I won't be the one to say it on this platform.
But it ain't going to be too many more.
Hey.
Come on, nigga.
Get to the hook.
Stupid.
All the things I've done up until right now.
I need a thousand pages just to write it down.
Go ahead and pipe down, girl.
Writing down these feelings that's been overdue.
Overdue.
Don't know how many pens.
This nigga sound like he got a poetry book.
Shout out to the dirty ass behavior that Uzi did, though.
That's a slick, dirty nigga shit.
Let's talk about it.
I like that dirty shit.
Let's talk about it, yo.
How the bitch, you know what I'm saying?
This be happening too many times, yo.
What's this, piss burn? Nah, but he tried to do the flim the bitch, you know what I'm saying? This be happening too many times, yo. What's this?
Piss burn?
Nah, but he tried to do the flim flam.
You know what I'm saying?
He took the ice by himself.
She took the picture.
She blew the picture up and exposed it.
Talk about it.
And then JT, he had JT.
I ain't going to lie.
He was doing the old school flim flam move. Why y'all girlfriends out there don't respect context clues talk about it why don't you take your ass
to the bathroom so i could bag the woman i like talk about it you see me sitting here i got my
hand on her thigh i keep i'm rubbing her hair everything everything i'm smiling in her face
i got teeth showing you never seen before. You ain't got to pee.
I think she walked away and then came back and caught him.
I think so. I think so.
I think so. But I still, we still
got to acknowledge
this slimy nigga award go to Uzi.
I'm trying to bag this new
hot
young thing with some ass
in front of you.
Come on.
Don't let my infatuation with this girl get in between our seven-year relationship.
Talk about it.
You cool out.
I'm going home with you.
Facts.
Then they put out the video of them walking out the arena together.
Well, duh.
Who thought that?
Hey, I've been in this movie.
Ben Affleck.
Him Affleck Been that
Then what
You walk out together
You will
Now we beefing out here
Who world is this
That's cool
Hey fan
Hey
If she clocked him
With her cell phone
In the spot
Twice in the face nigga
He's getting his ass
Whooped in that Suburban
What
He's getting his
Ass whooped in that Suburban. What? He's getting his ass whooped in that limo.
Guess what?
I'm still going to fuck her.
Now I'm going to fuck her even better.
Because look at the division you've caused in our household.
Look.
Look what you did in our household.
You got to go raw after that.
And girls is petty.
Shorty might have hit him that night like, I'm sorry, you all right?
Yeah.
I seen you whining. I didn't mean dump camera roll and it was pictures of everything in the
world and then her and uzi next to each other real close you can't play with no bronx bitch like that
and that all and that and that that like that. And that's sending the message.
Then they asked
the message back.
Then they asked Ice Price,
what did she think of the war? She said,
fun baguette.
She said that?
Yeah. Yo, all of that.
You see?
I'm a nigga, so I can't really get into
what I want.
But New York bird is different from middle of the country bird, yo.
That's true.
Y'all think that all bird alike.
No.
It's different.
It is different bird.
It's different ghetto.
She hit her with that one.
She caught up.
Fun, but ghetto. Ghetto. Bitches read, bitch. They, but. Ghetto.
Yo.
Ghetto.
Bitches read, bitch.
They know what they're saying.
Hey, and if I thought I was wrong about any of this shit,
JT get home to a publicist,
and they say, yo, we want y'all to know,
this beef was about a misunderstanding in the seat.
It was not over I-Spice.
I said, well, she's right and she's wrong.
Yeah, because it could still be one and the same.
Because it was about I-Spice.
And it was a misunderstanding in the seat.
And I know when I-Spice was performing, I-Spice was hype when Scarlet came on. Get the fuck out, New York.
She was singing.
She was looking.
Get the fuck out, New York.
Nigga, she was in the crowd.
I saw that.
Yeah, get out of here with that bullshit.
Let that nigga fuck the girl you want to fuck, man.
Because now he's just going to fuck her even harder.
Now he's going to hit her with some of them strokes he hit you with.
In the beginning.
The early, when he liked the strokes.
He was trying to get it.
He was trying to get it.
Now you get that dead snail.
Do y'all feel like
she should have acted like that, though?
Never.
That's the other thing, yo.
If you throw your phone at me,
you don't ask for it back.
You're not getting it back.
That phone, it's going to be.
She said, get my phone back.
I'm throwing that shit
across the ceiling, nigga.
Now I'm going to stomp that shit.
I'm saying that,
but let me shut up.
I went to jail over this.
This is the exact situation
I went to jail over.
Through the phone,
I'm paying for it up.
Got it now, bitch.
Oh, no,
that ain't how the law works.
I guess you do got to give it back.
I would have gave it back.
Girl, give it back.
Shit would have been stomped
on so many, what?
She hit a nigga right in the face
with this shit.
That aim is accurate.
What little league team she play for? Got got $23 million diamond on his forehead.
You could have fucked up my shit.
He took it out.
He took it out.
And it wasn't a diamond.
It was a rock from Jupiter or some bullshit they sold.
You see the little trailer he put out for the album?
Yeah.
That shit was hard.
She right at his forehead, though.
Fam.
That's the other thing we got to address, too.
The awards are not for girlfriends, yo. Fam. That's the other thing we got to address, too. The awards are not for girlfriends, yo.
Don't leave me out on the edge.
Hey, yo, dawg.
You know what?
Don't worry about it.
No, you on your shit today.
I'm on the road today.
Go ahead.
Andrew Dice.
I see you.
I see you.
He inspired you.
You got to get your shit off.
Hit the awards.
Hit the awards.
Hit the awards.
Andrew Dice Clay did an entire bit about the masseuses,
the personal masseuses, and how every dude really wants it to end,
but it don't end like that because the masseuses don't suck dick well enough
and the whores don't massage well enough.
He did.
Oh, no.
He.
Smoke.
Smoke.
He.
Y'all, I was sitting there with my mouth to the ground like,
yo, can you say, but yeah, he's right.
He just perfectly explained.
Yo, we got to stop being scared of fucking cancel culture
and these fucking people and their microphones, goddammit.
Y'all know niggas want to get their dick sucked after a massage,
but you can't.
Why not?
I just told you.
Don't take my show to the edge.
Take your show to the edge.
Take your show to the edge.
Okay, okay.
Take your show to the edge.
Sitting here with my hands folded,
I don't know what this guy's talking about.
Nigga, he what?
He killed that shit.
Then you ask your girl for a massage,
and it'd be for 20 seconds
Why your girl massage good, you know, that's like a universal
Any massage good in the beginning
Oh, no, they get they game on in the beginning in the beginning. They do they get massage ish
Niggas girls are not massage good. You're but no in the beginning. They do. They get massaged. Niggas girls do not massage good.
No, in the beginning when she's not your girl.
In the beginning when she's not your girlfriend.
When y'all ain't fuck yet.
When y'all haven't had sex yet.
When she get all like.
Yeah.
She run up to the bathroom.
She act like she work in the spa.
Yes.
Doing her little tricks.
Now.
What happened after she got the girl?
She watching her show remote in one hand.
Annoyed at you.
Like, nigga, you done?
You good?
You got to get her the gun shit.
You got to get her the gun.. You got to get her the gun.
I have the gun.
I have that.
I have that, too.
I don't think it's been used on me ever.
Do it yourself, like.
And then when you press it,
you got to do that.
She never used it on me.
Yeah.
I make her go in there
and get my earwax out
with the little thingamajig.
Sit your thick ass down.
Take my face or something.
Get this shit.
Do something.
Do something.
That's why you need it.
If you don't do that, dude, we can be single.
If you ain't going to pop my black ass.
See what this is?
That's love.
See what this is?
That's love right there.
Babe, I can't get right there.
See what that is?
Then get down and just start.
You ain't going to get no massage no more, though.
Some bullshit Quick
You can't say what he said
We can't take it to the edge
Fucking JT
Now we gotta go home and fight behind closed doors
Come on man
It's chill cause your name ain't on the lease
Chill
Get you the fuck out of here
It ain't gonna go the way you think it's gonna go
No no no It ain't gonna go the way You think it's gonna go No no no
It ain't gonna go the way
He think it's gonna go
Why?
You've been there too
The squatters
Yeah but I handled it wrong
You've been there too
I handled it wrong in the moment
But now with my new information
Your intel
You got intel
No
Yeah you fucking right
When they name it on the lease
All you gotta do
Is just
Let them go.
Let them get the call and the cops.
When the cops come, you talk to them.
Just don't blow it.
It's like when the telemarketer call
and try to get you to curse.
The second you curse, it's over.
True.
But if you name it on the lease,
we ain't got to fight.
Bam!
Booyah!
Scored her out, buddy.
I don't know what world that's in. Yeah, you teaching me, buddy. I don't know.
Yeah, you teaching me.
Yeah, I don't know.
You teaching me.
What'd you think happened?
Nigga.
Sir, you have to leave.
Shit.
Dog, my man had to sleep on my other man's couch for a month
until they went back to court.
He had to get the fuck out, bruh.
What's her name?
Her name was on the lease?
No.
His house. East Orange Police. This is not was on the list? No. His house.
East Orange, please.
It's not East Orange.
It's Upper Saddle River.
He had to get the fuck out for a month.
Upper Saddle River.
I think they might do that to me.
You got to go, doggy.
That happened to me, too.
I had both sides of it, unfortunately.
I'm telling you.
Some bullshit.
Your shit.
Yeah, you got to pay the rent.
You dumbass.
She hear your shit like, yeah.
Lamp it.
Hot tub, dolo.
She mad at you.
She's leaving all the lights on now.
She's leaving the lights on now.
Fuck it.
Y'all get in the hot tub by yourself?
Yes.
Have I?
Yeah, I have.
No, not have you.
Do you?
Yes.
I don't have one.
I don't have one, but I would.
Absolutely. Hell yeah. I, not have you. Do you? Yes. I don't have one. I don't have one, but I would. Absolutely.
Hell yeah.
I take baths sometimes.
Whole thing of Epsom salt.
And that's your thing.
And your knee still like that?
Yeah.
Exactly.
What brand of Epsom salt you be getting?
The Kifu brand.
Morton's.
What?
Come on.
Back to BET.
Back to BET. Back to BET.
Back to BET.
Patti LaBelle.
Oh, my God.
Fam.
Come on, dog.
Just some small criticisms.
Patti, Patti, Patti.
Legend.
Lad's new legend, by the way.
But she had to be there.
She got to chill out.
She could have stayed home.
She got to chill out.
They could have found somebody else
Patty too old y'all
Let Patty live
She living
I know
Just don't
Let her live on stage
Let her go do
What she wanna do
Nah
You could freestyle
But just like
She could've got a great voice
She could just riff
She got background singers
She got background singers
She don't have to sing words
You gotta know the words
She said
I don't know the words
In the performance
That's bad
And I can't see
Yeah
She told y'all
That's bad
You could just riff
I understand that
Her view of the teleprompter
Was obstructed
Joe
You my man
If they got me
To get on the stage
And sing Pump It Up
I'm gonna
Make it my business To know the words i'm
gonna do you one better don't we got rehearsal exactly got it well that's the part nigga don't
you have that's the part i want to highlight
this song probably has less than 20 words in the first verse. Mm. You come to me, come to me wild and wild.
And she repeating herself.
Yeah.
Dog, you couldn't remember this?
You come to me.
Look, verse over.
We're in the pre-hose.
Give me everything.
They're doing all this now.
You just put me on top of it.
Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey.
They were. This is the bomb. Yo, dog. Yo, that's not funny, man. Hey, there we go.
This is the box.
Yo, dog.
Yo, that's not funny, man.
Patti LaBelle was supposed to be able to remember this simple-ass verse to the best by Tina Turner during a Tina Turner tribute.
Indeed.
I don't care if the teleprompter wasn't there.
You ain't need a teleprompter, in my opinion.
If you don't have the time to learn the record, don't do it.
Don't do it.
Then you can sit your ass down. And i just look at it like a respect thing like if you really love this person and you really wanted to
give them the proper tribute learn the fucking words dog and this ain't your first time butchering
the record well the same one no a different time they had to do like some tribute or some shit and
she jacked it up and like that's the thing. That one was funny too. I think that's disrespectful.
That was a classic though. I think it's disrespectful.
Not to take the time to
learn the actual song.
Well, there is a little bit of context here.
I'm all ears. Let me hear this.
She was sick.
Tell us, tell us.
Tell the story. She know who she is.
Okay, tell us what happened though.
I went to hug her.
And I went to enter Zori, because she was with Nick
Jagger at that moment.
And I said, Zori, this is Nick Jagger.
And Zori said, hello.
Nick was excited.
Oh, you're Patty's son.
And so then the lady, I went to hug her.
She said, oh, no, darling.
You're moist.
I said, moist?
I had just finished, and I was hot and sweaty.
That happened, told me I was moist moist I haven't spoke to her since
there's so many stories
when I think back
I have so many stories some beautiful
some not so cute but they grow
mmm
mmm the plot tickets
mmm
we kept the file
I got you we got her
yeah that's petty
we can't give Patty a pass 79 she old since she might not be remembering the
words we fucking got we got a yo we got him which speaks to one of my worst nightmares now. Me passing on and y'all getting my op to do my tribute.
Oh, my Lord.
Oh, my Lord.
What will they say?
That's crazy.
I don't know the words.
Listen, man.
How do you do this, though?
I remember I was at a show, and this was back in like I don't know
2014, 15 sometime
It was Marsha Ambrosia's show
She brings out Patti LaBelle
Patti come out
Do a record
Crowd goes crazy
She's introducing Marsha
You know
Giving her the show back
And goes
Ladies and gentlemen
The best singer on the planet
Jill Scott
Oh shit
And the whole crowd was like
Hey shorty
That's not Jill Scott
This is her show.
Yeah.
So,
she,
she,
Patty just be having
a good time, dog.
Early stages of dementia,
allegedly.
Or she just be having
a good time.
It's that yak.
Don't put dementia
on people.
It's that yak.
It's that hen dog.
What's wrong with that?
No, people just,
what's wrong with
just putting dementia
on people?
If they don't have it.
You allegedly don't clean up
Pay to get away with the bullshit
Listen how good that mac and cheese is you cannot just do what you want
Go right to genius.com and look up the lyrics
Come on. What else we got for the awards?
Yak, nigga.
Migos, man.
Yeah, we got to clap it up for Migos.
Oh, man.
Absolutely.
That shit was incredible.
And the way it happened.
Beautiful.
I said he teared up a little bit.
I did, too.
You know, that's his group.
It's not my group, but.
That shit was amazing.
I teared up a little bit.
I teared up.
I didn't even tear up in that.
I did.
Just all the bullshit, seeing him go through that.
And again, it was a true surprise.
You didn't see no whispers about it happening.
The picture popped up on the screen.
It was only a couple months ago that there was an award show performance with Quavo.
And there was rumors
of a fight backstage.
So to see this is fucking beautiful and amazing.
And it's okay to get a little emotional about it.
Yeah, it's all right.
All right, well, I mean, just a few days before, the niggas had to cook out together chilling.
Oh, good.
You saw a picture of them.
Yeah.
But again, you didn't.
Again, what?
They were chilling.
So after we heard what they heard, now we had to cook out.
It's awkward.
We didn't even speak to me at the cookout.
Yeah, we gonna speak at the cookout.
I thought that they might add a little trick up their sleeves.
Sure.
What?
Yeah, nigga, I could walk right by you at the cookout and not speak.
Anybody don't do that.
But you extra sassy.
So you would do that.
You right.
You are.
And you gotta stop that shit.
Speak to nigga.
Life is short, yo.
Macaroni your ass over there.
I'm going to be right over here.
What the fuck you talking about?
Taylor Swift.
I'm over here, dog.
You got it.
Anyway, I teared up a little bit.
That shit was great.
That was like rap's This Is Us for me.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That shit was beautiful.
Then the spotlight did.
I don't care.
The rocket.
Yeah, man.
Come on.
They still synchronize with their dances and all that shit.
They were killing that shit.
That shit was fire, man.
And then for me, if these types of things don't happen in this simulation,
I'll forget that these people aren't here with us anymore.
That's true.
Their spirit.
That is true.
I still listen to all the songs, all the music.
I remember all the interviews.
Like, I remember.
I was there for it.
So it don't hit me that these people aren't with us
until they start putting them all
on the screen
or I'm seeing how their friends
and family and loved ones
are affected by it.
That's right.
And then I can't imagine it, right?
I just heard TLC speak
about the other day.
It was Chili and T-Boz
talking about how
they had to go on tour right after Left Eye passed.
And how they didn't want to do that, but they did it.
And every night, the big screen in the back would put up Left Eye and the crowd would go absolutely crazy.
But for them two, they couldn't look at it.
So it was very important for them during the show to stay focused.
it so it was very important for them during the show to stay focused and i think i might so watching these two do that with the spotlight being uh symbolic of takeoff as a performer i
don't know if i could have held that together they did all right fuck y'all anyway no i'm thinking
about it i would have been fucked up i think yeah no. I would have been fucked up, I think. Nah, I definitely would have been fucked up. The emotion might have came out on the stage.
Emotional wreck.
Yeah, I would have been fucked up.
And to get through the wreck, like, yeah.
I wouldn't have got through the wreckers.
Me too.
I would have been fucked up.
I think Busta was up there crying.
Busta cried.
Busta cried.
He's supposed to cry.
I like to cry.
Me too.
I cried too
That was the funniest line
Of the night for me
At Busta Rhymes saying
They gave me two minutes
And then just completely said
Fuck the two minutes
No I didn't
At that point
If you know Busta Rhymes
You already knew
The two minutes was times ten
Then that was the funniest line
He gonna be up there
For a second
Talking to you
You can't bump into
him and say hi and bye in 30 seconds it's impossible and he kind of jokes on himself
about that now i see that that's an ongoing industry joke uh because somebody introed him
that way but it's just how much yeah it's just how it's true it's like just how much love he has
for you it don't matter if you fuck with him the way that y'all are embracing.
That's dope.
He really love you and going to stop to tell you in the moment.
Okay, you got bitchy girls with you.
You had it out.
Yo.
You Russian.
It don't matter.
Whole club now.
Yo.
I love you.
Yo, that shit you did, that song.
Like, yo, this is not the place
so he went i like when he started talking about uh hijacking people's studio time and sending
them invoices because you've told the story about how he did that to fire i love that story
but now it now it came full circle for me because he was up there saying he was doing that for everybody to everybody and made his bones that way.
When he kind of was outcasted and discouraged during that three years where he left the group and was like, all right, what am I going to do now?
So he was doing that. And then to to pioneer or reinvent the guest feature like he spoke about.
And then by the time he did that to me, I know what the price was that he secretly invoiced me i thought this nigga was crazy
but so you thought that nigga was just coming up there on the arm
and he said you don't if you don't know the business gotcha creatively you have a conversation
but that's different from whatever business needs to occur so I thought we was having trouble coming up with a hook to this record we got with him or my people got with him he sent
back that and a pump it up remix verse like he's just working and one worked and the other didn't
and he sent up an invoice for both it was a lot it was a lot going on consulting and it was a lot because Busta's on fire
we talking about 2003
Busta Rhymes
he's on fire
it's the hottest thing
super fire
yeah
and that's what the price said
but to hear his story
and what you do with that
what you turn that fear into
or habits you develop
in times of
fear and
just not knowing.
That's true.
That was super, super, super fire, man.
Amazing.
Amazing.
And he did kind of pioneer that feature.
I mean, if you really think about it,
there wasn't really at the level of him hopping on remixes
and features and everyone's album, everyone's single,
everything like, he may have been a pioneer of that.
Once he said it, I tried to think back
to who was doing it before him. And outside of, you know, like somebody in been a pioneer of that. Once he said it, I tried to think back to who was doing it before him.
And outside of, you know, like, somebody in their own camp.
Correct.
You didn't really see it.
It was rare.
Yeah, you didn't see that.
And I was like, damn, he kind of got a point.
Yeah.
That was his shit.
No, he had a point.
Yeah, for sure.
Mm-hmm.
His verse sounded like a feature on Leaders of uh leaders of new school songs like that's how
different it was so i get it shout out to bus yo shout out to bus that entire speech i was laughing
nobody was gonna play the band on bus huh hell no you do better that's funny because when it ain't
no writers you really don't have to play. You glad somebody's up there talking.
Word.
True.
They were happy about that shit. Yeah, we don't have to play the band.
The band is played to keep shit on schedule because the writers and the producers have a schedule.
But if it ain't no writers, talk away.
Yeah, like even when, now that you mention it, that makes a lot of sense because I was thinking about that when Tiana and her mom is up there with the phone.
I'm like, all right, shorty, come on.
It's not working.
It's not working.
But you could see the Wi-Fi.
Yeah, the shit came up.
Try Wi-Fi signal bad.
And they just let it go.
But like you say, hey, take some time.
We cool.
She's another one I'm super happy for.
Tiana.
Tiana, well deserved.
She's been killing as of late. I do think that somebody in Ice Spice team needs to get with Tiana, well-deserved. She's been killing as of late.
I do think that somebody in Ice Spice's team
needs to get with Tiana Taylor, honestly.
That's my honest critique.
I said that before.
I said that after some of you.
Like, Tiana has a good thing going
with how she is producing and developing
some of these newer acts.
I like that about Bust.
I like the highlighting of all of the new female acts i really like that bringing
corley ray out to put your hands where my eyes can see bringing scarlet out like i like his
dedication to it and i like him explaining it up there he did and then embrace the uh the newer
acts and mention the older acts just to show the the unity that hip-hop could he's always been
about that for what it's worth. He's always been about that
for what it's worth, too.
He's always reached out
to younger artists
and you know what I mean?
That's dope
because a lot of old artists
give them the ass to kiss.
You know what I'm saying?
Especially somebody
as accomplished as he is.
They be dissing him.
He embodies everything.
He brings people together.
That's fly.
That's some dope grown shit.
I also liked
Coley Rae's outfit
where she had
all the women.
Yeah. That was super dope had all the women. Yeah.
That was super dope.
Like all the women there.
Big jersey.
Every time I see her
I get really excited now.
Me too.
That's it.
Me too.
Shit, not that type of excitement.
Oh, my bad.
My bad.
She's beautiful.
She's going to be a star.
Parks.
What?
She's beautiful.
I'm with Parks. I ain't say nothing. She's going to be a star. Parks. She's beautiful. I'm with Parks.
I ain't say nothing.
She's going to be a star.
Y'all dance to Benzino records.
Ice wants her to be a star in his sky.
I'm talking about...
No, no.
Yo.
Hey.
Ice, you would fuck Coley, right?
No, I have a woman.
I would not fuck Coley.
If you were single.
I don't know what I would do if I was single, because I'm not single.
But if you were single, her being Benzino's daughter wouldn't play a factor is what I'm asking.
Nigga, everybody's somebody's daughter.
Oh, shit.
You a savage, boy.
You a heathen.
Am I wrong?
You're not wrong, but just.
Okay, then.
That nigga wanted.
Oh, my. Everybody is somebody's daughter. Because girls is players, too. Am I wrong? You're not wrong Okay then That nigga wanted Oh my
Everybody
Cause girls is players too
Everybody is somebody doing them
I mean hey
That's a good one
Take me
Fuck these niggas up
Oh shit Fuck these niggas up Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh shit
Uh, uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh, uh
I'm outta town
Thuggin' with my round
My Gucci pink, my booty ho brown
Where the niggas come lookin' for the ho?
Quit playin' niggas
Cause I got bitch soul
Pound town, I'm left pound town Ayy, ayy for the whole nigga a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a
a a He just took a bitch down. Found town. This nigga dig a bitch down. Wait a second, verse.
Let her get her shit on.
I'm out here in Miami.
I'm looking for the hoochie daddy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Found town ass nigga.
I'm out here in Miami.
I'm looking for the Gucci daddy
That's me nigga
That's me
Fuck is they talking about
Wait hold up
Wait here it go
Nah here it go she about to kill it
Here it go right here
No not that I'm tryna get my coochie scratched I'm tryna get my coochie stretched You know them Dre heads do it the best
I like a nigga with a check
All my niggas give me that
You know I'm sexy, I'm the best
I'm the shit lil' bitch, I'm that
I can't say his name
He be cheating
And I'm the reason
And I'm the reason
And I'm the reason
Nodz who? Nodz who? He be cheating. And I'm the reason.
Nas, who?
I was just about to say, you really don't know. Black thought, who?
Now time.
Yo.
Oh, man.
My nigga be cheating.
And I'm the reason.
And I'm the reason.
Yeah.
Yo, you such a bird, dog.
This ain't no all the lyrics.
Wait, wait, give my line.
Give my line.
Nah, this shit.
Yo.
Let me tell y'all something.
I bought this song a few weeks ago.
Oh, man.
And was going to come in here and do a lyric breakdown,
but I figured y'all would look at me like I'm absolutely insane.
Y'all already be teasing me for my bird shit, so I tucked it.
What I'm watching last night.
Had to let your bird flag fly, man.
Pulled your wings out the closet.
They got my girl sitting across
from Bobby Jones, the gospel
singer dude.
And when that song come on,
everybody get
to going. Off of that what?
My pussy pink.
My booty hole brown.
I was like, well, you don't say.
Never thought of it that way.
Who starts a song that way?
That's crazy.
Yo, I want to apologize to all of you musicians out there dedicated to your artistry,
developing your talent,
thinking that that will get you ahead
in this business.
You got to talk about your butthole.
You are wrong.
You are wrong.
It's over, yo.
Think about your butthole
next time you go to the booth.
A pussy pink.
With some bleach.
A booty hole brown.
Stop playing with my girl, yo.
Oh, man.
Fuck you niggas talking about.
Actually, y'all made me mad.
Now we got to cock this back one time
before we get back into the war.
Yo, niggas are idiots.
Yo, I'm laughing around, but this is the problem.
This is the problem with y'all out there.
This beat is a certified smash.
Tay Keith is expensive.
True.
And he knows how to conduct
and craft a record.
So now he just took,
this is what's going on.
These niggas is taking these girls,
these niggas that got the hits
and know how to make them
and doing this.
So it don't matter
who come on and say this.
If she say it right,
which you can be coached to do.
Tay Keith,
fuck these niggas up.
Look, I put my tag right in the front.
We out.
You dancing.
This is out of here, right?
In the strip club?
Hey.
Hey, pound town.
Just laugh, pound town.
Hey.
My booty up.
All right, come on, man.
Stop.
Enough.
They go crazy with that. Come on. He trying to take Corley Ray to pound come on man Stop Enough They go crazy with that
Come on
He trying to take
Corley Ray to pound town
He is
They go crazy
You coil on
You a killer right
Kill that little shit
What are you doing
I'm asking him a question
This nigga's crazy
Yes
This nigga's crazy
Damn bro
What else happened
At the BET Awards
Oh man
And congratulations
Corley Ray What else happened At the BET Awards? Oh, man. And congratulations, Corley Ray.
What else happened at the BET Awards that we need to get to?
I also like Busta Rhymes.
You knew he was going to bring it back to Kool Herc and Jamaica.
You knew it was going to happen.
You knew it was going to happen.
With some respect for Jamaica's name.
I liked it.
They killed that shit, too.
My only problem was they needed to show those girls in the background that was breathing, that blowing the fire.
They was fine.
Oh, my God.
The camera panned off and I'm too fast.
That's the other thing I loved about this BET Awards.
The camera quickly panned to just a bad, fine girl in the audience and left.
It's like, y'all lucky I ain't out there, boy.
I'd have been out there being faithful. I'd have been out there being faithful.
I'd have been out there
telling them girls
I got a girlfriend.
You shouldn't be.
Pound town.
Just left pound town.
Hey.
Hey.
Sing the rest, nigga.
That go right with your topic.
Is this one of the songs
that guys ain't supposed to sing?
It is.
A thousand percent.
Yeah, you can't sing this.
Can't. Yo, just imagine
they could be showing
the emotion.
Itch, itch, itch.
Yo, you too old, yo.
That's 50-year-old emotion.
Yeah.
Old-ass emotion.
Young niggas,
they dance like that, itch.
His shoulders can't.
Shoulders ain't that
fluid anymore.
Them shit's sturdy as hell
in that helmet lane.
That's an idiot, yo.
Don't do that.
We was singing fucking.
What?
Not no booty hole, Brown.
Hey.
You was never singing that type shit.
Certain songs we can't sing.
We was singing Foxy Brown, Take You Home.
She was pretty flagrant.
We was singing that song.
We wasn't supposed to sing that song.
Well, yeah.
Hold on.
Did you?
Hold up.
Let's take it to the top.
High five.
Gets my swerve on.
From Pure Rock.
And it don't stop.
Seeing money.
Looking.
Oh, yeah.
What up, doc?
Yeah, I was looking at a nigga when that.
I was singing.
Yo, yo.
Not on purpose.
Oh, my God.
Not on purpose.
I'm just saying.
You in the club.
You had nothing.
Now you rapping the words. It's niggas and friends. Fl you in the club, you had nothing. Now you're rapping the words.
It's niggas and friends flirting,
because I dig you like that.
Pete Baby Boy style.
He was doing all this while you were pointing at him?
He sent me Crown Royale.
Well, now I'm doing it.
I'm a rapper, so I got my own Crown Royale.
What's up, nigga?
He said he looked like the type that know what you ain't
supposed to.
We did that.
Oh, you're being bisexual. Shut up. There's a lot of songs that men can't sing.
You didn't rap that song?
I did.
Word for word.
And I ain't feel like booty hole, Brown.
Did you rap Lil' Kim Quiet Storm verse?
Yeah, oh my god.
That's wild.
Hot damn hoe, here we go.
Here we go again.
Light is a rock.
Bit hard as a.
Yeah.
Yeah, man. Where my nigga? Come on, keep going. My bro, knock, knock. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Where my nigga?
Yes.
Come on, keep going.
My bro, dog.
Speak for itself.
Like a wrestler.
Another notch under my belt.
The imbecile.
You got some strong treasure up.
That wasn't flagrant.
I'm trying to think.
It wasn't too bad.
It's not flagrant.
There's some other shit that is way more flagrant.
You ever sing YMCA?
Can't sing that.
I'm asking you.
When I was a kid.
Anytime in your life. Yeah, when I was a little kid. Don't sing that. I'm asking you. When I was a kid. Any time in your life.
Yeah, when I was a little kid.
Don't try to throw it to your childhood.
He always try to throw it to his child's blame. La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, Get in that room and sing YMCA a hundred times.
Little light-skinned nigga.
It's fun to stay at the...
They got trauma from YMCA.
You know the words.
I was just screaming the words.
You know, I guess.
I've sung that song before.
You did the dance?
MC Hammer, Pumps in the Bump.
Yes.
You can sing that?
Yeah.
You like the girls with pumps in the bump?
Sing it then. I don't know the words, but I remember it. Google it. Let me hear you sing that? Yeah. You like the girls with the bumps in the bump? Sing it then.
I don't know the words,
but I remember it.
Google it.
Let me hear you say it
right now.
Give it to him.
No, no, no.
I was just about to say,
please don't none of y'all
do the bridge.
Holy shit.
You remember the bumps
and the bump bridge.
I go, I go.
You are nasty.
That means you was
watching the fucking video.
Jerking off to it that girl's bad way
Oh my god, yo, I'm sitting above videos. Is you crazy shorty on the waterfall?
No, you really died in the memory over there was 20 something years ago. I remember that bitch
You have video known for some else do though what I see only your brain
What?
See, only your brain.
Hey, wait, wait, wait.
It's two videos. It was two videos.
It's two videos.
No, nigga, I was outside.
But why was there two videos?
Because the nigga had the Speedos on the first one.
And look who made it.
Thank you, Flip.
Thank you, Flip.
Somehow, even Flip knows MC Hammer had the little leopard Speedo shit on.
Get his shit out.
The nigga, she was wilding.
He was wilding' out there.
I'm talking about the chick on the waterfall.
These niggas talking about another
nigga.
But he didn't have his speedos on.
How do you put that in your mental Rolodex?
You only 35.
They had a comparison. You wasn't even out back then.
Nigga, I saw that shit recently, nigga.
Oh my God.
No, I'm saying it was on Twitter. They made a comparison of why he had to do the video over. I didn't mind. Nigga, I saw that shit recently, nigga. Oh my god. That's where your algorithm take you? No, I'm saying it was on Twitter.
They made the comparison of why he had to do the video over.
I didn't see that tweet.
Nigga, look what you're wearing.
You got bad legs, nigga.
We have something special for y'all tonight,
you know what I'm saying?
I think y'all going to enjoy this one right here.
You know what I'm saying?
Go with it.
Go with it.
Yeah.
I don't know what y'all going to do.
Y'all going to keep frontin', like. But y'all going to get on in.'t know what y'all gonna do Y'all gonna keep frontin' tonight
Or y'all gonna get on in
I'ma let me get it now
You know what I'm sayin'?
Yeah, hey, true
Hey, hey, hey
When this come on in D.C., boy
Back in the day, boy
Hey, Susan Wiles
Go with it, go with it
Come on. You're a very sexy lady.
Where the fuck our engineer go?
I want to rock your world.
Let's go, Trey.
You're a very sexy lady.
Roll with it.
Roll with it.
Sexy lady.
Oh, man.
Now, this was a good time back in D.C.
I'm a girl.
Why you making freestyling?
Come on, girl.
Sexy land.
All right.
Sheesh.
Can't sing it.
What else happened at the awards?
What else happened at the awards?
The awards made me think of it.
It was during Lotto's performance.
Congratulations, Lotto.
Congratulations, Lotto. You did great Lotto you did great you
look great right over there damn that's your quarter rail brother nigga you could
be a
what's the younger girl you fucked if you weren't single?
If you weren't single?
Yeah.
I mean, if you were.
That's what I mean.
Probably like 30.
Oh, yeah.
So 25 would sneak in there.
The right 25, yo.
The right 25, yo.
The mature 25-year-old would sneak right up in there.
Yeah, with some good conversation. Yeah.
And some pretty feet.
Look, he's blushing now
yo stop blushing
25 year old
with some pretty feet
got him
yeah oh
look at his eyes
just went up
yeah he's licking
his lips and shit
oh my god
no but I'm saying
you ready to leave
and play lotto right now
I was happy as hell
that Jersey band
plastic bag so
for lotto shit
and I've been seeing it
all over the industry the girls doing this with me out the plastic shit I was
happy as fuck like thank God I'm strong as tote bags that we given out now they
can't rip out of that dusty ass right in rip it. You ain't ripping out of that. You're going to stay your dusty ass right in this bag. Yeah.
Rip me out.
That's the one thing I do like about TikTok playing a role in songs and how they are promoted.
A lyric can break your song.
True.
That's a fact.
One man the way it comes on. You just talked about the booty hole being burned.
I know, but I'm just saying.
Back in the day, not being on my caveman shit, but you know,
it was hook, it was hook dripping.
It was hooks.
It was hooks.
Imagine if Tip Drip was out on TikTok, nigga.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that.
I don't want to imagine that. I don't want to imagine that. I don't want to imagine that. I don't want to imagine that. Something like a man of the cloud. Yeah, nigga.
You singing white girls or you singing the old niggas?
I'm singing the BET Uncut.
You talking about white lines, but this is white girls.
Yes, that one.
Come here.
But I ain't going.
Look at you getting my, you getting the mic now.
You getting the mic.
I wasn't going to sing white girl.
Look, look.
He ready.
He ready to go.
He ready to go.
He got the stiff leg.
He ready to go. What? He got a He got the stiff leg. He ready to go.
What?
Got a casserole in his pocket.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
You got a snicker, nigga?
Hey.
Yo.
Don't touch me while you're saying that.
You got a little too.
Yo, you and your brother?
You got a Rozzy and Levi's, you freak ass nigga?
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, all right.
Stop it.
You've been thinking on these for a minute.
Yo, what's up with you?
Yo, freeze. You got that in You've been thinking on these for a minute. Yo, yo, yo, what's up with you? Yo, freeze.
You got that in the tuck?
Hey, yo.
Yo, what?
I was in the leaf.
Got it in the tuck.
Yo,.
Hey.
All right.
All right, you can mark that one.
I got a little carried away.
You did.
You did get carried away.
Still having too much fun.
What's wrong with this guy, yo?
Oh, man.
What else happened?
That's memorable.
You better change the topic.
I could talk about this shit all day.
You scared, though.
You scared.
Who's scared?
Get into it.
That's all right, bro.
I don't have nothing that, what I got written down.
MC Lyte won't age.
She looks amazing.
She look great.
Amazing. Shout out to MC Lyte. MC Lyte won't age. She looks amazing. She look great. Amazing.
Shout out to MC Lyte.
MC Lyte won't age.
You know, I took my notes during the shit.
Oh, here we go.
I don't want to see dancers during Ante Up.
We'll see robberies.
Unless they got the gun hands.
Girls nowadays be...
All of those dancers, the dancers are running hip hop now.
Oh, also, the writers writers i'm sorry flip the writers
you know there's a writer's strike i stand in support with y'all even though i still think
somebody should have called uh taraji henson or somebody to get up there and do a little
something like a freestyle something somebody should have got up there but i stand with y'all
writers i also want to let y'all know that whoever is doing the production,
the stage sets,
that production,
the budgets for that,
they took y'all shit, yo.
They stole y'all money.
They built a whole bodega.
They stole y'all money, though.
The sets were unbelievable
the entire night
during the performances.
Yeah, I was about to say.
No, they were unbelievable.
Whoever is controlling
that budget got a raise while the writers on. Money got to go somewhere. I was about to say No they were unbelievable Whoever is controlling That budget Gotta raise
While the writers
On
Money gotta go somewhere
That money had to get spent
Yo
They spent it
Shout out real quick though
Regardless of all the rumors
Y'all heard
Shout out to
Pap and Remy nigga
On the red carpet together
And all that shit
Nigga standing strong
Black love at it's finest
BET
Round of applause
For my people
What the fuck
That nigga sitting there for
He was on there Gossiping and shit Yeah shout out To Pap and Remy I'm not applauding Cause I never believed at its finest, BET. Round of applause for my people. What the fuck that nigga sitting there for?
Huh?
We was over here gossiping and shit.
I want you.
Yeah, shout out to Pap and Rem.
I'm not applauding because I never believed that.
I know we didn't believe it.
I just wanted to show them, nigga.
I'll give it all.
Shout out to Pap.
Shout out to Rem.
Yeah.
Looking great up there.
They look great, amazing.
I still don't want to see no fucking dancers
during Ante Up, yo.
Let the tough songs be the tough songs.
The backup dancers don't even look tough.
And their outfits, the little ripped up tank tops,
they don't look like my old shit.
Like, it looked like y'all cosplaying as tough.
It looked like y'all cosplaying as,
what was the Michael Jackson video?
Well, all of them, where they started,
the gangs were fighting.
Bad, beat it.
That's the two.
Bad and beat it.
It was those two, right?
Yeah.
That was cool.
Let's go out with you, young.
What else I got written down here?
Master P going to do 90 ads per minute, ain't he?
He got his shit off.
He wasn't the only one that did that.
I saw a couple of niggas up there that used that time.
If I'm up here even to present the winner of an award,
I'm going to promote my shit.
Yeah, Ray J.
Ray?
Oh, Ray J. Ray? Oh, Ray J.
Ray J had to let y'all know up front.
I got mine back.
Shooting that.
When you watch it with your girl,
you see it a little different.
She was like,
are they together?
Or is he trying to get her back now?
Oh, shit.
I was like, good point.
It's Ray J, dog.
Stop it.
See?
I'm just saying how it's-
That's why you can't watch shit with your girl.
No, I love watching shit with my girl.
You crazy?
I know, me too, but still.
You out your mind.
That's the best shit ever.
All right, nigga, she heard you.
I ain't talking to her.
I'm talking to you.
You got your shit off my nigga?
Nah, that shit's fine.
She listen.
Yeah, she put Bahamas next.
Nah.
She gonna get you another joint,
you know what I mean?
Ray J and Princess.
When did she leave him?
That's a good question.
I don't think she ever left him.
Yeah.
They do all the Instagram stuff,
but I didn't see Princess move out.
They friends of the show.
That's my West Coast
saw of Rem and Pat.
So let me not even talk about them.
I love them.
I love them.
I don't think she ever really left.
That's a good one.
I don't believe in all of that.
When the divorce shit hits the internet,
I don't believe that's when it's going.
All right, they're going to file right now.
Waiting on a signal.
Dog, the real shit is going on back there.
You know the shit.
The real phone calls, the real arguments.
Yeah. Anyway, what else we got congratulations to everybody that was at the BET Awards all
the winners all the winners shout out to BET for just being concentrating on
putting on an amazing show an entertaining show a quality show and
they did just that the only The only award ceremony we have
that will highlight and focus on all of those acts
and really paying homage to this thing
the way it's supposed to be done.
They did that shit.
They did.
Perfectly, in my opinion.
I don't know where y'all found some of them niggas at, boy.
Words.
I felt bad.
Some people, I didn't know they were never mind but I had to
google oh shit this person is still he's alive yeah yeah for real I ain't saying you said it
but um it was good to see everybody that was there well that's because that's how I felt
when the Andrew Dice Clay came out it's like oh shit this nigga's alive now do you have your passport
did you get your shots
nah he looked the same
kinda
minus the hair
he looked great
he looked the same
and that's what I was like
oh shit
homeboy still look good
black leather jacket
you know what I'm saying
his signature shit
he ain't do this
or I'm wouldn't get around
anymore
I'm with him
you know what I'm saying
you can't
but uh
nah he looked good
nah he looked really good.
So yeah, what else we got?
What else, what else, what else?
That's it for BET?
It don't have to be.
It could be whatever, y'all.
I'm chilling today.
I'm in a vibe.
I'm vibed out.
Cardi B.
Cardi B got her cheek back,
allegedly.
I hope that ain't true I mean she came and said
Why?
I don't like that
Yeah I don't like that
I don't like that shit
I don't think Cardi did it
I heard a reason
But you know us niggas
Being our feelings and shit
We see shit when we do shit
Yeah get your shit off Flip
You trying to trick me
No we not trying
I'm not
He's the one trying to trick me
I'm not trying to trick you
Cardi said it the best nigga
If I was cheating First of all I can't cheat with an industry nigga.
She did.
And I can't cheat with a nigga that's quiet because I'm Cardi B.
Niggas, nigga, Cardi's fought on niggas they talk about.
We'll play it.
We'll play what she said.
You can't accuse me of all the things.
You know that you are guilty.
See, why women should have never got that Keshiko song.
Y'all know how to act when y'all get certain songs.
This one.
I should have cheated.
There's a lot of them.
Yes, honey.
Don't come on singing I should have cheated happy like that.
See?
Clue number one.
Don't pay attention to that country man, y'all.
Oh, shit.
Don't pay attention to the country man.
Clue number two. that space is the other
day that motherfucker spiraling and thinking shit come on now I'm fucking
cardi B nigga yes sometimes motherfuckers forget I'm
cardi B if I was giving this pussy to anybody it will be out I'm not just
anybody yeah that's a lot can't fuck me no regular degular shmegular because they gonna tell the world.
That's another lie. That's another lie. That's a lie.
Because they gonna tell too.
That's another lie too. Y'all ever heard that
Ruby Rose record where she said, got a big
ass mouth? No. So please, boy,
stop acting stupid.
Stop acting stupid.
He saw that DM.
Going crazy over a fucking space.
Don't play with me.
The fuck? Now the nigga said I saw that DM going crazy over a fucking space don't play with me the fuck now the nigga said I saw you and we all don't know he would y'all know but
this is all this is all triggered by offset posting and deleting on this
story saying my wife fucked a nigga on me gang y'all niggas know how I come the
day before that and he was saying that so niggas in the DM I seen them DM to my wife I'm
running to you bet that all I'm saying is if I felt like my girl was cheating I'm gonna get it
off of these two if I felt like my girl was cheating And she said these things To dispel my thought
It would not be dispelled
It would not
It would actually strengthen
Absolutely
Those are lines that we've used
Why would I do that?
In kindergarten
Yeah like
Come on why would I do that?
Early in my cheating game
That singing shit
That old shit
Yeah yeah yeah
Yo if I was fucking her
Come on
You'd get the whole world
Huh?
No they won't
Look at her nigga
No Meanwhile We can fuck this shit up I was fucking her. Come on, yo. You get the whole world. Huh? No, they weren't. Look at her, nigga. No.
Meanwhile,
we fucking this shit up.
It's a lot of quiet niggas
out here, fam.
Word.
There are a lot of quiet niggas.
Industry niggas
or regular,
regular niggas.
Yeah.
It is a lot of quiet niggas
out here.
Mums the word.
Fact.
But you can tell sometimes.
You could get you
a millionaire
or non-millionaire to keep it cute on mute.
What?
To not say a word just off the strength that you are Cardi B.
Now, it might be difficult to do that.
But do I think you can do it?
Absolutely.
Yes.
And after some of the rumors that have been out there about Offset, I won't repeat none of them because I'm a dude.
But if I start thinking about how my girl is interpreting those rumors,
listen, I've had girls try to get their cheap back on me
for a lot less than what was said about him and them rumors.
So you can't run up the scoreboard like that
and think that your girl,
oh man, I'm not turning this into therapy.
But niggas be thinking that their girl is just going to tuck the 99 cheats.
No.
Y'all be at.
Niggas be at.
Men ask of women to tuck the 99 cheats.
And we so at.
We'll take it a step further.
When they not over it 9, 10, 11 months later, we say, yo, dog, you still on that?
You fucking up my peace in the house.
I can't be with you if you're going to disrupt the peace.
Listen, we know we're going to get past it.
We are the niggas, yo.
We are the niggas.
You wanted to get a piece.
No.
All right. But if we move past it, let's move past it. No, no, no, noiggas, yo. We're the niggas. Because you wanted to get a piece. No. All right, but that's crazy.
But if we move past it, let's move past it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
You got to move past too fast.
Let's stay right here.
Okay, well, then we stay here then.
But see, the problem is when they act like they move past it.
And let me not say they.
Let me be mature and let me not say they.
Because I've been on the other side of that where shorty cheated
came back and said yo i cheated let's work it out and i said i accept the apology you know
but you want over i love you and i'm down but you wasn't let's get through this i'm gonna cheat and
i was in the back of my head at the same time saying, I'm going to get my shit off. It's up.
Once I get you back into my good relationship races,
I am going to, you will never, you're going to learn.
Do you hear this guy?
Yo, you're a rock star.
You are sicko mode.
No, he's not.
Many years ago, I come in here to be the truth,
to tell the truth.
We got a platform.
We got an audience that expects truth.
I'm not coming to lie to them.
I want the upper hand back.
I am a result. See, I don't do that. I want the upper to lie to them. I want the upper hand back. I am a result.
See, I don't do that.
I want the upper hand back.
I don't want the upper hand back.
I'm just addressing what he said.
I don't be wanting the upper hand back.
Huh?
You cheat on me, I'm going to leave.
If it's like that.
I want the upper hand.
I don't fuck with that shit, yo.
I forgive you.
Oh, then you ain't been cheated on the right way.
Yeah, we're-
Probably haven't.
Because that's what this piece is.
Oh, it's-
You haven't been cheated on the right way, and you ain't found out about it the right way. Probably have it. Because that's what this piece is. You haven't been cheated
on the right way
and you ain't found out
about it the right way.
Could be.
You didn't walk in the house
to your girl
that you live with
with a draw four card talk.
That means a dangerous question
that you know
the answer to already
and you know
when you ask it
you're not going to get
that answer.
What you mean? Whoa, whoa, whoa. Draw four when you yeah you got a question in your head that you're going to ask
and you know the answer to oh you already know the answer and you know when you ask this question
you got a 90 thought that she ain't gonna she ain't gonna say the right answer and now what
you're gonna do it's gonna always boil back on you it get tricky and break up land streets
i've seen a bunch of people saying yo he can't get mad because he cheated on her a bunch of times It's going to always boil back on you. It get tricky and break up land streets.
I seen a bunch of people saying, yo, he can't get mad because he cheated on her a bunch of times.
I'm talking, I don't, I don't, I disagree with that.
You can still get mad.
I'm talking about people like, yo, you, oh, well, she took you back after you cheated.
So you got to, no, you don't.
I'm sorry.
No, you fucking don't.
Don't penalize.
And this is all for them. I see it happen all the time with people. People I know personally, shit, it fucking don't. Don't penalize, and this is all for them.
I see it happen all the time with people.
People I know personally, shit, it's happened to me in the past where I've cheated, she accepted me back, and then I find out something I don't like and I'm out.
Like, oh, how you going to be out?
Hey, listen, I'm sorry.
I might value me a little bit more than you valued you.
I don't play that shit.
You's a dirty nigga.
Call it what you want.
That's how it was, though.
You wasn't cheated, right? Antoine? dirty nigga. Call it what you want. That's how it was, though. You wasn't cheated right.
Antoine?
I guess.
I guess.
Joseph?
What do you think? I guess I wasn't cheated right on this.
I think Ice sounds crazy.
That's fine.
I think that in a relationship, you got to have some level of respect and reciprocity.
So I think I'm not going to hold you to a standard that I wouldn't really hold myself.
So there have been times in relationships where I cheated a lot.
A lot, a lot.
A lot, a lot.
You were skating up on bitches.
I don't need you to add
extra sprinkles on ice cream,
nigga, I'm good.
That's what I be telling you too, see?
So what I'm saying is
if you suspect that
your chick was cheating
or if your girl got
a phone number
or shit like that,
you got to eat that.
Yeah.
I'm talking about cheating.
You got to eat it.
I'm not talking about getting a phone number.
I'm talking about cheating.
That's cheating, nigga.
I'm talking about fucking somebody.
If your girl is on the phone
with the next nigga,
I don't know if she fucked him or not.
She might have fucked him.
I'm specifically talking about finding,
in the instance that I'm speaking up with myself,
finding out,
oh, you fucked this nigga?
Now, we done.
All right, we're having
a grown folks conversation now.
Yes, get to it. All right, so now, in that particular relationship that you speak of, oh, you fucked this nigga? We done. All right, we're having a grown folks conversation now. Yes, get to it.
All right, so now,
in that particular relationship
that you speak of,
how many times did you fuck?
The girl or?
Outside your relationship.
Oh, it happened.
20?
I don't know.
It happened.
You ran it up.
A lot, right?
Because we run it up.
Yeah, quite a few times.
All right, so cool.
So you are saying
that this particular individual,
the resolve that they had for your relationship and the love that they have for you, you don't have to have that same level of love for her.
I'm saying that.
And you dish it and you're not built to take it.
Take it.
It's not even built.
I don't want to take it.
No, no, no.
A lot of us are not built to take it.
It's built.
Yo, you're saying built.
Even if he's saying he don't want to.
It could be choice, Joe.
It really could be choice.
It could be choice.
There's people that.
I want to respond to him when he's done.
Similar but different.
How you said, yo, when you fuck around,
you'll hit people, you'll play around with people,
but you don't want nobody doing it to you.
It's not that you're not built.
You choose, I don't accept that.
It's the same shit.
Like, yo, personally, if I was her,
I wouldn't have accepted that.
You chose to accept that.
Cool.
That don't mean I have to let you get your lick back.
That's true.
That's all I'm saying.
I don't have to do that.
You don't have to.
I just think that that's a really selfish mind state.
It's very selfish.
And I think that people that think like that, you don't need to be in no relationship.
At all.
That's old shit.
Yeah, you took where I was going to go.
Cheating is always a balance of risk versus reward.
If I'm cheating on my girl, this is going to sound sick, but I've gone to therapy.
If I was cheating on my girl, at the time, I felt like my girl was worth keeping and for me trying to hide the cheating.
A thousand percent. Yeah, the point of the me trying to hide the cheating. A thousand percent.
Yeah, the point of the cheating is to not get caught.
A thousand percent.
No, but we don't want to get caught because we don't want to lose this woman.
Yes, absolutely.
And if that thought is prevalent in my cheating, it also has to be prevalent when she does it.
Agreed.
I still don't want
to lose the girl.
Your very cavalier attitude
just makes somebody say,
all right, well,
we can throw
the whole relationship away
in that case.
In that case,
I'm going to always
take the field
over the girl
that I don't really
give a fuck
whether she cheat or not.
Sure.
That's true.
The ones that you forgive
is because there's
something there.
Whether it's comfortability,
whether it's love,
or whether it's just that you did it and...
Sometimes, when it happens...
Hold on.
When it happens back to you...
Get this shit off, Flip.
When it happens back to you,
sometimes you have to sit with yourself and reflect.
Because all the shit playing in your mind now.
Like, no, I did this.
I did do that.
I did that.
Even when you go...
Sometimes, when you're looking for it,
it's because all the shit you was doing,
you see the same mannerism.
Like, hold on, hold on.
I'm talking about from experience.
I ain't look.
From experience.
No, you right.
Some of the shit that you did.
That's how you catch it.
Well, I did that.
Hold on, there's a change in that.
Oh, that's how she cook.
You start to think.
And then all you got to do is peek your eye.
Then you don't have to look through the whole thing.
And it comes out.
So then now you have the pros and cons, and also reflect.
Hold on, hold on, my nigga.
Let me get my shit off.
You're cooking.
You're cooking.
I'm sorry.
I did this before like this.
And a lot of times, when you did it before, you're able to spot it easier.
Can't get away with that.
That's how I did it.
I did it.
I know something.
I know this.
I know this, man.
I went through those lengths, and it's a changing pattern.
On your reflection point as you reflecting right
well as i let me speak for me as i've reflected i've thought of all the lines i tried to get off
to her in that moment that she caught me and then i think about all the lines that i was asking her
to believe or just tolerate or work through yo i fell asleep yo i was drunk yo that's my own
girl i know whatever the bullshit is it don't make up for how you know this person feel based
on how they feel about you and if you know that to be true then on the flip side, you're not going, come on. Again,
it's,
it's choice based.
I'll still go back to that.
On the flip side,
your girl can never come to you
with some of them lines
that you gave to her
because don't play with me,
nigga.
I'm a man.
Stop playing.
Don't play like that.
And then when it gets
to the stop playing point
in this,
so as you mature,
part of maturation is, yo, I'm not going to do that to you because I know what that's like.
That's a fact.
I know what that's like.
I'm not not cheating because I'm the most faithful nigga in the world.
I'm not cheating because I know what the other side of that is.
And when you love somebody, you're not trying to have them go through that heartache and pain and that's the maturity I was at that you know on the
phone with my mom's huffing and puffing you know how bad the breakup is when you
go on the phone with your parents I'm speaking prematurely of course and I'm
telling y'all in them times that's that was the mindset, dog. It is what it is. I feel you. Can't change the past for me.
I feel you.
Can't change the past.
I always need to hear from men about when they was in that relationship
where they didn't necessarily have the upper hand.
And I don't mean the upper hand financially or wearing the pants.
I mean when that other person maybe was older and just had some other information,
just had some new tricks that you wasn't accustomed to.
Dumb breakups don't be too fun for niggas.
I don't care how much of that macho machismo shit you niggas get to talking out there.
I know firsthand.
The fuck?
Oh, when a chick is more experienced than you?
Yeah.
Yeah, I've been there.
I've been there.
Know a few more people than you.
Mm-hmm.
Move around a little more.
A little more slicker.
Yeah, yeah.
And then that breakup period,
the things that's going on
get different.
Everything get different.
Everything get different.
That shit is stress, bro.
I've been there.
That shit is stress.
That's what I'm saying.
Ice, like Ice,
I respect Ice's view,
but there's these girls
that make it their mission
to make you feel some shit.
So now I'm going to
fuck your homeboy.
The nigga you close to.
The nigga y'all be out of.
The nigga I know,
I don't think he's going
to tell you neither.
I'm going to do some flagrant,
I'm going to just start acting foul. Girls, play those, some y'all be out of it. The nigga, I don't think he gonna tell you neither. I'm gonna do some flagrant, I'm gonna just start acting foul.
Girls,
play those,
some girls,
play those types of games.
I've had,
they play different.
That happen.
Yeah.
Straight up.
You know about it.
Told you.
But I've had that happen.
Fuck the homeboy,
I didn't know about it.
Wait,
there's no about it here in Boomer?
Ain't nothing to boom.
I don't even know what he's talking about.
You let the nigga live,
you know.
That nigga still breathing too
but nah straight up
she fucked a homeboy
I didn't know nothing about it
found out
when me and her
got back together
later on
and it was
yo
somebody else told me
another friend
yo
such and such happened
as soon as I found out
oh that's
that happened for real
confronted her with it
And she was like
Yeah I was like
You ain't even gonna say nothing
Cool
But she fucked the homeboy
When she was with you
Or
After the breakup
Got it
It was a rap
It's a rap
True
It was a rap
I'm not fucking with you no more
You didn't fuck with her no more
I wouldn't either
What you looking at me for
But we the first niggas
That fuck her friend
I won't do that
See I wouldn't do that
That's not true
I wouldn't do that
But I'm speaking on my history
And you solid
I've never fucked
None of my girls friends
And all girls
That I've ever like
Gone with
Like been in real relationships with
They friends tried to fuck me
I've never fucked None of my Did you in real relationships with, they friends tried to fuck me.
I've never fucked none of my girls.
Did you put your girl on?
Him a thing?
Yeah, I did.
Hold on, hold on.
You told her?
I told her.
After or while they were still friends?
Both.
But I'm telling.
Like, yo, dog,
if you'll fuck me,
you'll leave my girl out there when she getting jumped you'll leave my you know what i
mean like you not really no friend you know i'm saying like if you fuck my man knowing it's my man
love don't do that that was a question to ask too like in my opinion love don't do that you know
what i'm saying like you could fuck some stranger dude but you fucking my man like you intentionally doing some real
evil shit.
In my opinion, love don't do that.
You never fucked none of your ex's friends at all?
Not that I can think of.
Not even by mistake?
No.
My ex?
How's that even by mistake?
You know who they friends are.
I'd normally be cool to have a relationship
if I normally think
I could call a friend
to help hook it back up.
Not I'm trying to fuck you.
I've never fucked
none of my girls' girls.
None of them.
Never.
Gotcha.
Even when you broke up with her.
Respect.
Not my girl, but...
Oh, no.
No.
No.
No.
I mean, somebody...
Not wifey and shit. I mean not my girl like one of my girlfriends like a
chick that I claimed as my girlfriend
we got it we got you we got. We got you. We got you. You understand?
Somebody that they was high by with,
I'd get clubbed over the head.
But I'd never fuck none of their girlfriends.
Clubbed over the head was an old guy term for sex intimacy.
Yeah.
It don't mean he's not beating her.
It don't mean.
He's not beating her.
It doesn't mean physical.
It doesn't mean caveman shit.
Damn.
This guy is a fucking brute.
Yeah, I ain't. All right, what else we got?
That was a nice little bro moment.
Yo.
They been on our ass about our rice debate, man.
Oh, yeah, the Haitians.
I was going to say it in the middle of the debate.
It was just out of A&B, though.
It was just Dominican and Jamaican rice.
That's why all the white guys got mad.
I ain't going to hold you.
My ex-girlfriend, they was Haitian.
They started putting that bacon grease on the rice. That shit why all the white guys got mad. I ain't going to hold you. My ex-girlfriend, they was Haitian.
They started putting that bacon grease on the rice.
That shit.
Back in my porky day.
Look, yeah, that was back in my day.
Nah, that was back in my pork days.
The Jean Jean rice, the mushroom rice.
You know, so we had some. Jean Jean.
Yeah, that's what it's called.
And, you know, the Haitians are not feeling it.
They upset.
The Nigerians was upset, too?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I didn't see a lot of Nigerians.
Oh, no, they.
I saw that.
A lot. I saw that. It was good. Well, upset, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't see a lot of Nigerians. Oh, no, I saw that. A lot.
I saw that.
It was good.
Well, upset about what
since y'all are speakers?
It was called
from Port-au-Prince.
Expound.
Watch out.
Watch this.
Watch this.
They said,
to me, they said,
Flip, you know better.
You know Haitian rice is the best.
You're Haitian.
Yeah, but I don't eat
the mushroom rice.
I eat the rice and beans.
It is good.
It's top.
Top three. Top three.
Top three.
Bro, just like I predicted,
all my cousins hit me.
Cousins I haven't spoken to
in years.
Yo, dog, I saw what you said.
You telling me
Auntie Rice ain't there?
I'm like, fam, fam, fam.
A nigga wrote me from Haiti
on WhatsApp.
Nigga wrote me a crayon
and it translated.
That's all shit.
Yeah, you know,
I can't believe that.
I was like, yeah, son.
I said, nigga, Joe.
Oh, man.
I forgot.
I got me in beef
with my family.
Yeah.
No, you got yourself
in beef, Joe.
But I apologize.
But that's the way
I'm confused because
what's the beef?
Haitian rice.
Are y'all trying
to come in here and recant?
Yes, Haitian rice is. You think Haitian rice Are y'all trying to come in here And recant? Yes Haitian rice is
You think Haitian rice
Is better than
Spanish rice
You lying
Dominican, Puerto Rican rice
And Jamaican rice
Dog
Did Zoz put pressure on you?
Nah
You know he always go home
Read a few comments
Come back in here
Change his opinion
Jamaican rice is still
Jamaican Haitian rice
Is even for me
And what's at the top?
He gonna tear his ass up again That's it What's at the top? Both of them at the top even for me. And what's at the top? He's going to tear his ass up again.
That's it.
What's at the top?
Don't put him at the top.
I'll tell y'all what's at the top.
It's panderman.
Nobody said it either.
No, stop.
Don't say a word.
Oh, OK.
Don't say a word.
I'm going to tell y'all who at the top.
Don't say a word.
I was going to raise you Haitians to Asians.
Exactly.
They at the top of rice and chicken if we're going to be the real truth, I'm going to go out there and say it.
They make chicken better than all you niggas, and they make rice better than all you niggas.
That chicken rice is crazy.
Wait, Chinese rice is the best?
Asians have massive rice?
You got to deal with the Asian rice.
Yes, you got to.
You got to deal with it.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I don't think they fucking with Spanish rice.
I don't think Asian rice fucking with Spanish rice.
There ain't no Asian rice fucking with no Spanish rice.
Exactly, nigga.
We only ate Chinese food rice,
nigga, when we was hungry
and it was in the hood
in every corner, nigga.
It was convenient.
Indian rice is fire.
Who?
Indian rice, Indian food is fire.
Indian food is fire.
That's true.
That is true, Parks.
Hey, guess what?
That's Asian.
I don't put Haitian...
Yeah, you're right.
You're right.
I don't put Haitian rice
in this conversation
because I don't go nowhere and order Haitian rice alone.
I order Asian rice alone, Spanish rice alone, Jamaican rice alone.
I can eat only that.
I don't do that with Haitian rice.
Just my opinion.
You didn't have good Haitian rice yet.
I'm open to that.
I think the Haitian woman that I know and their families and them bodies, I mean, I would argue different, but okay.
What do you mean their bodies?
Yo, you got this nigga here.
Now, I want to make sure we clear on Haitian etiquette.
Expound, sir.
I don't need to expound.
You know what I'm saying.
Okay, what I'm saying is that.
That's only you making it awkward.
Go ahead.
Go ahead. Get your shit on. Get. Go ahead. You liked Haitian rice.
You had it up here. I had a Haitian chef up here.
I had Haitian rice. Yeah, you liked it.
Yes, I just don't have it
with the Latin rice,
Asian rice, or Jamaican rice.
That Hispanic rice is different, bro.
It is. They gave us
77 recipes in my DMs.
Yo, pop was wrong.
The color don't come from the sofrito.
The color come from the saffron.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got a whole fucking.
They broke it down.
They did.
I saw a video of Dominicans pouring a whole bunch of adobo in the pot.
And a whole bunch of salt in a big ass pot.
I said, look, this is how these niggas get diabetes.
Hell yeah.
Or you keep eating all that yellow rice.
Oh, man.
And let me apologize. I am. Let me apologize. Hold on, wait, wait, wait, wait. Orange, red, white, all that yellow rice Oh man Let me apologize
I gotta apologize because I said something
On the podcast I said
Harbaneros but it's not it's scotch bonnet peppers
In a rice and peas a little scotch bonnet
My fault I'm sorry
I love how you always gotta go
After the pod get with your culture
And bring it back to the pod
Like you don't really be You don't really be knowing your own shit.
Nah, I'm cultured.
I didn't say you wasn't cultured.
Yeah, I'm cultured.
But you be having to go get the facts.
They got to school him.
Yeah, you got to.
They had to school him on oxtail.
Then he come back on here and start to stop our saying.
They had to school him on oxtail.
I was wrong about that.
It's oxtail, not oxtails.
Yeah, it's fake.
You knew your shit
My man knew his shit
But at the end of the day though
Like I said
You know
I stand with Jamaican rice
You can keep that
Spanish rice
And it's good
It's fire
I'ma keep it
I ain't gonna lie
I'm gonna keep it
What you saying?
What you saying?
I'm gonna keep it
I'ma keep it
For sure
And Chinese food rice
Trash
I said Chinese
I said Asian
Asian rice
That's sushi rice
Don't play with no Asian rice
I said Asian rice
Asian white rice
I don't understand
What the fuck you guys talking about
It ain't just Chinese food
What it come sweet
Nigga what you guys talking about
Nothing
That's what they talking about
Nothing
Nigga it's not
Baz and Matt T rice nigga
So what's your order
Cause you keep saying
Nothing to the Asian rice
Yes
What the long grain
I disagree with that Spanish rice Okay what's next Jamaican rice And then what's your order? Because you keep saying nothing to the Asian rice. Yes. What, the long grain rice? I disagree with that.
Spanish rice.
Okay, what's next?
Jamaican rice.
And then what's next?
I never had Haitian rice without the oink in it, so I don't know.
But Haitian rice up there.
Chinese rice probably than Haitian.
Yeah, like white rice, right?
No.
No white rice.
Who makes the best white rice, though?
Some of these niggas be making their shit all clunky.
Black people, nigga.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
You crazy.
I already said who.
Indians.
Hold on.
Indian white rice be fire.
Yeah, that shit's...
It just be plain rice.
It should be bang.
Shelly, nigga.
That shit not all sticky and all that shit.
What's that shit called when you overboil the rice?
Come on.
A lot of our people be doing that, bro.
I don't know what people you talking about, but... Okay. Niggas, I turn up on you, nigga. A lot of our people overboil the rice? Come on. A lot of our people be doing that, bro. I don't know what people you talking about, but okay.
Niggas, I turn up on you, nigga.
A lot of our people overboil the rice.
You get them off the couch and make nothing.
Stop. Don't do that.
Tell your peoples get their game up, nigga.
Oh, shit.
Nigga.
You ever have mushy rice, nigga?
You eat rice pudding all the time, nigga, in the house.
No, I don't.
That shit.
All right.
Straight like 6 o'clock.
Who be eating rice pudding?
What? I don't eat You have that? That shit? All right. Straight like 6 o'clock. Who made rice pudding? What?
I don't eat rice pudding.
Who invented that?
Some guy down south.
Is rice pudding even good?
What?
Yo, get out.
I don't eat rice pudding.
When I say get out, it don't mean say it.
Yo, let me ask you a question.
We got to take a break.
You want me?
Rice pudding was invented in China. Wait, Joe, rice pudding. Yo, yo, yo. When I say get out, don't be sick. Yo, let me ask you a question. We gotta take a break. You mind me? Rice pudding.
Rice pudding was invented in China.
Wait, Joe, rice pudding doesn't taste good?
Oh, no, but we, yo, they got all their recipes
from black people.
China got all their recipes from black people.
Oh, man.
This palate is horrible, so we can't never take this.
Why am I, time out.
Why am I palate horrible?
You don't eat a bunch of shit that's good.
Like what, niggas?
Because your dick get hard off now later.
My palate is horrible because I don't eat with niggas.
I agree with Parks.
Indian rice is white rice.
As far as like a plain rice?
Yeah, plain white rice.
The one that's not stuck together.
They smoke it.
There's a way you got to cook it too.
Not that pressure cooker bullshit.
There's a way. They got it. Not that pressure cooker bullshit There's a way
They got it
Whatever they do
They figure that shit out
Parks
Honestly
Why are you scared of Keno?
Why am I scared of Keno?
Like you don't think that needs to be addressed?
I'm not scared of Keno
You ain't have the lamb off
Don't make me start
Don't make me take you to homie court
In front of the guys
Last time we brought this up Y y'all is our witness.
Park said anytime, anyplace.
I remember.
To me, that means anytime, anyplace.
Unbeknownst to him, Keno was ready the very next morning and got to texting him saying,
hey, I'm here.
Lamb chops, what we doing?
This time.
Park said that time don't work for me.
He said, how about later, Parks?
I said, nah, I ain't really feeling that.
Coming over there, bringing on my tools.
No, I said I would do later,
but he had the flight to catch.
I didn't get that in the text thread,
but I kept popping up to say,
hey, what happened to anytime, anyplace?
But Keenan had made-
Janet Jackson was on tour.
Keenan had made about nine different
cookout, cookout invites,
and we ain't seen a thing.
And I ain't going to sit here and keep listening to you
big up all these Indian people.
Let me find out his rim.
It do sound like you running a little bit.
You my man.
Let me find out his rim that got the sauce, not you.
Ooh.
She don't.
She don't.
Come on, Pox.
Come on.
Improper, nigga.
I don't know.
Bring a grill.
I heard him. Y'all heard him. Y'all heard him. Come on, improper, nigga. I don't know. Bring a grill. I need a grill.
Y'all heard him.
Y'all heard him.
Say less.
That's the restaurant, by the way.
Say less.
Home Depot on sale.
Yeah, say less.
I got him.
Got him.
I got him.
Anything else you need?
Charcoal grill, though.
Preferred.
Preferred.
There's what my man said. You need a charcoal grill. Preferred. That's what my man said.
You need a charcoal grill.
Preferred.
I got you.
That shit be nasty.
I'm going to give you a whole little station over there
on that little side.
Well, not you, but I'm going to build one.
Keno going to smoke your boots.
I'm going to put a little table over there.
He's not.
Yo, you said I'm bad.
You might be nice with it.
I ain't going to hold you.
Your confidence level is a little high.
Have you tasted food before?
Keno is nice, though. He's not, though. And it's good, right? He's good. Yeah, he's good. Keno is nice, though. He's not. You hear me? gonna hold you. Your confidence level is a little high. Have you tasted Fugu? Keno is nice, though.
He's not, though.
And it's good, right?
He's good.
Keno's nice, though.
You hear me?
I hear you.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
That's your fall off the bone, Pogs.
I'm with you, Piggity.
Yo, I'm on your squad, bro.
Pogs, I'm with you.
I think Pogs is nice.
Yeah, I think Pogs is nice.
But that's what the matchup is about.
I believe both of y'all
to be really good.
At cooking lamb chop.
So you had...
Yeah, no, I think you good.
I think he real good.
I think y'all are real good.
I got to see it.
I'm going to set it up over here.
Put it on that rice.
That Tatiana's lamb rice.
You think you got
out rice, Keno?
I'm not going to say rice.
I can have potato, Keno.
That's my heritage.
That's the fact.
Now, man.
Take him to Ireland.
Take that nigga
to Ireland.
Pick at him.
You can't fuck with my mash.
You can't fuck with my mash.
Little potato face.
I promise you,
you can't fuck with my mash.
Oh, wait.
I think I had your mash
before.
I think I was eating
that shit out the pot
that shit was on.
I promise you,
you can't fuck with my mash.
It's going to pox? Okay. Nah, it's mash. It so good. Yeah, I promise you can't fuck with my match.
Let's go, Parks.
Okay.
Nah, his match is kind of.
We got to get.
All right.
Say less.
Say less.
On Patreon, I'm going to call Keno.
JVP.
Bet.
JVP.
Where would you be without the JVP?
All right.
Flip.
Our street correspondent.
Mom and son who was involved in the shooting in Chicago.
Charges have been dismissed and dropped against them.
She is now filing a case against the Chicago PD.
You skipped the whole part about charges being filed on them.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
I got it.
Excuse me.
Charges were filed. Apparently, you guys saw the story where the man was in the store Punching on the lady
Beating up
For whatever the argument was
And the son came
14 year old son
She told him
She did tell him in the video
Go get the gun
And
The son came in
And shot the man
While he was
Hitting his mother
In the back
Then apparently
When he ran outside
The son went outside
And shot him as well
Again
Killing him
And they arrested
The mom and the son
Her bond was three million
At first
Now the charges are dropped
Chicago
Thank you
Shout to
Thank you for that
Well go ahead
No shout to all of of the people on the ground
that was kind of putting the pressure on Chicago PD
to release them.
Because initially there was an outcry saying
that they should have never been charged at all,
which I kind of, I don't know how I agree.
I agree with that they should not be indicted,
but you got to kind of do your job a little bit to charge them.
Because Little Man chased him, they said.
That was the real reason why they charged him, because he followed him.
Yeah, because if it was just in the store itself, it would be pretty self-explanatory.
He gave chase.
But it was also because she texted him and told him to get it, because that's why she
was charged with, it was something like contributing to the delinquency of a minor or something, because she told him to get it. Because that's why she was charged with, it was something like contributing to the delinquency of a minor or something.
Because she told him to get the gun.
I'm in an argument with a grown man in the store
and my son is in the car and I got a carry permit
and my son got the thing in the car.
I'm going to text my son too to tell him to come in here.
Oh, agree.
And bring me roster.
I'm just stating facts.
Why the charges?
I'm with,
I don't think there should be any charges.
Me either.
I mean, you can't be hitting niggas' moms, man.
You can't be hitting them, period.
He was a coward, dude.
He was punching her like she was a grown man.
That shit was corny.
And he got what he came looking for.
Yep.
He was sitting there punching, like, it didn't matter what she said, he was going to hit her.
If you looked at the video, he was like, just say anything.
It looked like he come from that, though.
That's okay to him.
You know, I do see his family out there representing for him
And it's unfortunate somebody lost their life
But it's not
Because he punched a woman in the face
You can't be beating on women all hitting niggas moms
Period
And on top of that
People
Don't feel bad
They don't feel bad for him
No one's feel bad
None of that shit I don't feel bad Don't feel bad for him I don't feel bad No one's feel bad Like oh come on
Nah we're not
None of that shit
I don't feel bad at all
You play stupid games
You win stupid prizes
Like you sitting there
Hitting somebody's moms
And nothing's supposed
To happen to you
If anything
We need more of that
You niggas keep your hands
To yourself
If he didn't get his hands
To himself
He'd still be here
No?
I agree
I agree
I agree
The bigger case is
that a lot of our people
in our community, they think that shit
is alright. Stop laughing, nigga.
I can't stop laughing. Look at my man.
What? What he doing? You making fun of him?
What's up? It's our job to be
aware of our coast at all times.
You good? I'm great.
You good, I'm good. Your face is doing like some
Beetlejuice shit.
And because I'm weird too, I got it.
This guy's a fool, son.
I ain't about to celebrate a nigga dying.
I understand it, but I ain't going to celebrate it to death.
Somebody died.
Yeah.
I'm not celebrating that either.
Like, I feel for his family member.
He's gone.
He's out of here already sign are but his family members they got to be here and still love him even though the world is seeing that nasty ass fucking video
I'm with eyes you when you play stupid games you win stupid prizes people need
to have better discernment and better decision-making when they hear but real
quick there's a difference in celebrating somebody dying and not
feeling sorry for somebody dying.
I'm not celebrating
that nigga dying either.
Yeah, I'm not celebrating that.
But I don't feel nothing for,
I don't feel nothing.
Like, I'm not,
damn, yo,
he lost his life.
Maybe that could've went different.
No.
No, I don't feel none of that.
It's not celebrating it, though.
Like, yay, good for him.
On Facebook,
his family put up
that he was a father, too,
showing him holding
his two children in his hand.
Yeah, that's the part of him.
I'm really not on him.
I'm not on him. you got kids man like there's people out there that are affected by his loss he had to provide for somebody i'm not trying to serious this out on dude because he did some
fucking nigga shit but they did they did uh memorialize the ocean Gate dudes. They're getting statues, trophies,
awards, and black people feel
like we feel like, hey, play stupid games.
You win stupid prizes.
But,
I don't know, maybe it's a false parallel.
They got all these jokes on Twitter.
They got a bunch.
Oh, yo, even Twitter's going.
And in the same breath,
it's difficult for me to
celebrate the mom and the mom and son getting off on these charges when the court has concluded that that white lady that shot the mother through the door over the iPad, she won't be charged.
They don't have enough evidence.
Well, she's being charged for manslaughter.
She's not being charged for murder.
You sure?
Yes.
I read the article.
Okay.
Okay.
You own those articles, huh?
Well, I read articles because we get emotionally attached to headlines.
She's still facing 30 years.
I think she should be facing a murder charge as well,
but it's not like she's getting off scot-free.
Gotcha.
Thank God.
Thank God.
I didn't know that piece.
But thank God she already had the gun in the car
with her son in the car.
Because, yeah.
I don't want to be insensitive.
You're doing a lot in the chicken spot, homeboy.
No, I don't want to be insensitive.
Like when you said that they memorialized homeboy
and they had him holding his two kids.
Imagine if you're the 14-year-old boy
and you see a grown man beating on your mother
in the store
and you can't physically
beat that grown man.
You get what I'm saying?
So we got to keep
all of those kids
in our thoughts
and our prayers.
True.
And imagine what it does
to the 14-year-old kid
killing somebody.
Watching that
and killing somebody.
He's going to go
through some stuff
and some distress
to that 14-year-old.
Yeah, it's traumatic.
You know what I mean?
I mean, Chicago's different.
Yeah, I would let it go.
It's the rack, but still, at the same time,
you know, like, the situation of where he had to lift up the gun
is different from a lot of his alleged, you know, friends or whatever.
You know what I mean?
People his age in Chicago, they started at an early age,
or around the world.
But I could imagine what he's going to be going through.
You know what I mean? We got to identify that. We got to identify imagine what he's gonna be going through I mean we
gotta identify that we gotta identify the trauma that that nigga was going
through that he felt like he had to put hands on the lady the chicken came home
the roost that's what they said you know I'm saying they also said that he came
for burgers and left with wings that's a lot of stuff that's fucked up and the
reason why people are saying these fuck the big night laughing
But they saying it because we watched this man
We watched this man punch this lady like she was a nigga in the street dog
Say one more thing and he cut bacon punch the right her face a few times. Yeah
Give me hitting niggas miles, bro
Nigga punch my mom he got dick in the the sandbox I'm not not you can't do that please
what are you doing I was gonna play another one by the dust Oh, shit. I thought this was a little better.
This is crazy, right?
Keep your hands to yourself, especially in the chicken spot.
You never know who got it on him.
That fry, young'uns?
Yeah.
Festival fried rice, here you go, buddy. Take these broken wings.
Says you want the thigh and the leg.
And learn to fly again.
Learn to live so free.
When we hear.
Get you these wings, get up out here.
This is safe.
Explain yourself at the pearly gates.
The book of love will open up and let us in.
Well, won't do that again.
At all.
Okay, all right.
No, you won't.
You won't.
Yeah.
You won't.
And maybe let, you know, let this be a lesson to some other niggas out there.
Yeah, the worms got them now, y'all.
Oh, wow.
Already?
Some quick worms.
Yeah, they're hungry.
They're hungry. They hungry.
Worms get right to it now.
Do you have that?
Hey, y'all funerals were sick during the pandemic.
Them scam jaws running with the dead bodies.
Putting them dead bodies in freezers outside.
They was putting the dead bodies in U-Haul trucks.
They was going to get their money.
Yo, these scams out here be nasty.
They had a bunch of bodies packed up, piled up, I remember. I remember. During the pandemic. old trucks. They was going to get their money. Yo, these scams out here be nasty.
They had a bunch of bodies packed up,
piled up, I remember.
I remember.
During the pandemic.
Yeah, no, it was crazy.
All right, what else?
What else?
What else?
All right, yeah,
don't look now.
And I ain't going to
really get too hype
about it, but
I opened up that
Bitcoin about last week.
Suddenly up and up.
And I doubled in
the last couple months.
Thank God. Keep it low. Keep it low. Keep it low. Suddenly up and up. And I doubled in the last couple months. Thank God.
Keep it low, keep it low, keep it low.
Nah, fuck that.
Here we go.
Soon as the Bitcoin niggas get to talking like almond milk people, it goes down.
Everybody come running over there.
Soon as the Bitcoin people start talking proudly, oh, you're not into Bitcoin?
Oh, it's going up.
When did you get in there?
What was it at?
How much did you get?
As soon as we started doing that, that shit go down to about 30, 25.
Whole investment out the fucking drain.
But nah, we back now.
We back a little bit now.
What's up?
I'm glad I didn't stop taking.
I mean, I stopped buying it.
And that was the advice that they gave everybody, too.
Yo, it's's gonna come back up
Just keep buying
So you up up
I'm not gonna say that
I don't think I'm up up
It's a little something
Every dollar helps
I know
Every coin
You know
Something like
Every dollar helps
Quick little two on it
250
Every week
I don't really like
Two what
250
A week
Yes Antoine
Oh man that's nice It's a thousand dollars a month It's 12,000 dollars What's nice It's nice $250 a week yes Antoine oh man
that's nice
it's $1,000 a month
it's $12,000
what's nice
what's nice
about it
what's nice
about it
it's nice
when it doubles
when it doubles
hopefully I see
some return
24
I mean for my
investment
when it was
risky times.
When it was down low. For taking a chance.
Hey, that's how it goes.
That's how it goes. Y'all ain't about to
guilt me out of it. I would not, never.
Where your man at, man? I'm still waiting on a mattress.
Oh, shit.
Corey took both of them. Oh, shit.
Corey did not.
Corey, you bought my mattress?
Oh, shit. See, look, you bought my mattress? Oh, shit.
See, look, you think it's funny.
That's your man.
That is my man.
He took both of them.
What you want me to do?
Oh, shit.
Corey.
Corey's still going to be my man even if he took the mattress.
All right, well, there you go.
I'm letting you know what happened.
You took my mattress?
Nigga took my mattress.
He heard the price of that shit.
He took that shit
Oh man
My man
He needed them
He didn't
Yeah
I need a mattress
Y'all still got me sleeping on this shit
I had a good one
Thanks
Thank you
Anyway
Shout out to the Bitcoiners out there
We bike
We bike You We bike.
You can't hold us down.
Can't hold us down.
Any day summer want to pop up in New York, that'll be great.
Not Summer Walker.
But summer.
It's confusing as weather.
You go look at it.
It's going to be 80 degrees today.
But they don't tell you.
It's all cloudy.
And you ain't going to get enjoyed.
I don't know what's going on, bro.
I have no idea.
They keep saying it's going to rain all day. It don't rain. No, it rain. No, it rain. But it's just off and you ain't gonna get any joy. I don't know what's going on, bro. I have no idea. They keep saying it's gonna rain all day.
It don't rain.
No, it rain.
No, it rain, but it just off and on.
It rain.
Last night, it was horses running on my car when I was driving home.
The rain was coming down hard as fuck.
Yeah, you stupid.
He live out there.
Horses are.
Horses, deer, bears.
You just live up here.
Why you keep shooting at me?
What's up?
Spanish is.
Spanish rice.
He will take a good,
some good shit
right to old 70s land.
You got different kind of horses.
You got it.
You got it.
You got Spanish horses.
You got it.
What else?
What else is going on up there?
Kodak Black.
There was a video running around of him.
Who we think is him.
I'm pretty sure that was him.
Not looking the greatest.
Looked like he was on some shit.
He was bugging out.
I don't know who the fuck is recording him while he was under that condition in that
condition but very important not only the drugs you do but who you do these drugs with
watching some shit on hbo they was really telling me why people fuck with that fentanyl the way
they do it's so mind-boggling like they clearly say hey this is life-threatening and can kill you
but apparently it does some good shit too.
No, dog, I was on the phone with Vern yesterday, actually.
And one of Vern's people's passed away from a fentanyl OD.
And he was, like, getting mad about the shit.
And I'm like, dog, they want this shit.
They not all being tricked into taking it.
They want it.
You know what I'm saying Like a lot of the people
They don't want the regular heroin
They want the heroin
Laced with the Fenty
You know what I'm saying
Like they are preferring it
So he was like
So it ain't even
You know what I'm saying
Again it's not even like
They getting tricked no more
It's a preference
It's chasing that next high
Yeah
Also real important
Just who's around you
While you're doing your shit
Yeah like why niggas Recording this nigga That shit look crazy I don't like that What type of nigg real important just who's around you while you're doing
Crazy I don't have a niggas. Yeah, I got around y'all
So then he got brought in for a drug test or some shit by his PO
They changed the conditions of his pre-trial checking to be a little less lenient. He was released on like
$250,000 bond or something like that. All off a video. Google it yourself,
but yeah, you damn right.
No, no, no.
I'm talking about a video that somebody
in your immediate circle
had to have been taken.
There was another video
of Keith Murray floating around
where Keith Murray
seemed to be under the influence
of something standing outside
in the rain with his tongue out.
I mean, I'm thinking that
he was all right
because he popped out
at the awards after that
and he looked fine.
He bodied that a little bit.
But yeah, y'all niggas about,
be careful out there, man.
All that K2, fentanyl, Perks, Oxy, Roxy.
And check out these niggas
jumping in the middle of the street.
Yeah.
That Keith Murphy shit hurt my feelings.
Speaking of videos.
Did you see a video? It's what got Boosie jammed up recently?
He was just, it was a video on Instagram.
It was like some behind the scenes of a music video he was shooting.
And in the video, they saw what appeared to be a handgun in his back.
And next thing you know they ran and
picked him up because that's a violation and he i mean he was able to bond out but it looked ugly
for a second like they weren't trying to let him out man the cops got wi-fi word that's it that's
it what you want me to say that's it do what yall do with that. It just hurts to see people get jammed up over their own recordings.
I'm sure.
I'm sure they got a special team like now in the police situations that are just literally
sitting on social media all day.
Especially after something happens.
Yeah, just sitting on social media checking out certain people.
They just go right there.
I pulled up to the spot like a week ago and it was too many police outside for me.
So I sat in the car. The promoters and shit, they run over to the spot like a week ago, and it was too many police outside for me, so I sat in the car.
The promoters and shit, they run over to the car like,
yo, what's up?
I'm like, y'all good over here?
Like a whole lot of police.
They're like, nah, that's the hip-hop unit, man.
They here for you.
Oh, shit.
You know them.
Come say what's up.
I stood up, went over, oh, shit, my guy.
I remember y'all.
Y'all had the city on smash.
Y'all was locking us up at everything for nothing.
Broke my foot fucking with y'all.
And they still are.
That's the thing. Yeah, the guy with the curly hair, man.
One of them niggas.
They still out here.
They watching everything.
Now they just, a lot of people think because my page is private
or it's in my close friends only, nobody can see it.
Damn, if you put it on the internet, they can see it. Yo, girls out there, if you it's in my close friends only. Nobody can see it. Damn, if you put it on the internet,
they can see it.
Yo, girls out there,
if you put me in your close friends,
I think I could beat.
Sick of this, yo.
I'm sick of it.
They keep putting me in there
showing me their little smoothies and shit.
Come on, man.
That's all they're showing you?
Yeah.
They put you there
waiting for you to make that first move.
So they're going to smooth you down until you say, damn, I want to make that first move so they gonna
smooth you down
until you say
damn I wanna suck
that little clit
like a smoothie
they waiting for you to
they waiting for you to
damn I wish my semen
could be on top of you
like a smoothie
like something
they waiting for you to get
man flagrant
they waiting for you
to get fouled
I don't run game
I don't run game
can you stop trying to
highlight me in a negative way
I could've told you
to say something about the cherry or the strawberry right to the semen I don't do no. That's your game? I don't run game. Can you stop trying to highlight me in a negative way? I could have told you to say something about the cherry or the strawberry.
What's up, bro?
You're singing right to the semen.
I don't do no game.
I get right to the cash app.
Right to the semen.
Oh, you get right to the cash app.
What's your cash app?
You got cash app?
Yeah.
Cash app.
Cash app.
How much you send us?
Cash app.
Cash app.
You're doing a lot.
Cash app.
You're doing a lot.
This is my old days.
I don't know how much you send.
This is my old place.
Because how much you send is your game plan.
Depends on who it is place Depends on who it is
Depends on who it is
I gotta see their bedroom set
I gotta see
The bathroom
The door
The jewelry
The wig
The lace front
Are your nails done
Feet done
You know what I mean
Are you getting a little ass massage
Acupuncture looking shit?
Did you get surgery? Did you get it done domestically?
Internationally? What were the surgeries?
Who was your doctor? Has he killed anybody?
You just used all of his leverage.
Did you wear the fahai? Did you wear it the way
you were supposed to wear it? Who's your friend
group? Who's the competition? Who's the
athletes around here? It all depends.
It's a lot of thinking. Mutual follows.
I don't never hit that.
I was late to that.
I'm late to that.
I don't hit the mutual follows.
The stupid me was like,
oh my God,
you're a mutual follows.
That means we know
the same person.
Nigga boo boo the fool.
I'm the last person to know
what y'all creep ass dudes
is doing in the mutual followers.
Y'all snooping out the competition we are I didn't know that that was
happening I thought we just was gang in there what 360 degrees of separation if
I know by metaphors over 360 million to separate between you and the rest of the an athlete, nigga. What can you talk about? Yo.
Yo, you ain't looking.
He's a man.
He came up here.
You cannot say that months after people leave.
You just said it two weeks ago,
but it's all right.
I said what?
It's okay.
That's my Eskimo brother.
I know.
I can say that.
I know.
We in the igloos together.
Who's your Eskimo brother?
A lot of motherfuckers.
You?
Oh, shit.
Y'all niggas is playing different.
Y'all play different up there.
You disgust me.
Yeah, y'all niggas play nasty.
You ask me who my Eskimo brother is.
I meant other niggas, not me.
Y'all niggas are mud wrestlers.
Nasty dickhead. Get out of here.
Oh, everybody.
You don't have no...
Braun, Jay, everybody.
Oh, my God.
Wait, wait, whoa.
Oh, shit. Y' that's all right, fam.
It's cool.
You just said Braun and Jay?
So you was really one of them?
I'm not.
I was just Antoine.
Huh?
That's all right, bro.
Nothing.
You said you were what?
Nothing.
Oh, you was really one of them, huh?
No.
You got a lot of Eskimo brothers, huh?
I do.
The Braun whole village.
OK.
The village.
You just going to repeat it.
OK.
It's the village of YMCA niggas.
Some high-end Eskimo brothers.
Well, the village is the YMCA niggas. They getend Eskimo brothers Well the village is the YMCA niggas
They get Eskimo
Because you said the village
That's the village people
Them your cousins
Oh okay
That's rude
Nope
Now
Having Eskimo brothers
Do you guys have conversations
As Eskimo brothers
Or you leave it
You asking him
I'm asking you
Don't ask Ishtar
You asking Mr.
Phone Dondada himself.
Me and you already
stand on the same side
of this coin.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what I'm saying is
that...
Can you tell the audience
what side of the coin that is?
We don't talk about niggas.
We're not bringing niggas up.
But what I'm asking you is
that if you have an...
Y'all two are them two
niggas that always bring
niggas up.
What are y'all lying to
each other?
What are y'all talking about?
What type of weird
lie game you got going on
right now?
I'm not bringing a nigga
to a bitch, bro.
That's not true, Joe.
I'm not...
Trying to trick me.
All right.
Joe, that's not what I'm talking about.
I'm not.
I swear.
I'm not one of that.
You're not going to know.
A lot of times...
I didn't say nothing
about to the girl, but...
Oh, to each other.
To each other?
It depends.
No, it don't.
It doesn't depend.
You have rejected
conversations about...
To me, you did.
I'm like, fuck that.
No, nigga, I'm not talking...
Nigga, what?
I'm not my man. I don't play those games. That's what you said to me, you did. I'm like, fuck that. No, nigga, I'm not. Nigga, what? I'm a man.
I don't play those games.
That's what you said to me.
So to let you know that there's no correlation between me and the person that you are eagerly
trying to do whatever you're trying to do with, eagerly eat steak with.
What?
There's nothing happening.
I'm getting out of the way.
When you and Ish approach, I press the button.
Cross the street.
Come on. Press the cross the street button. Nigga. I let y'all know. Yo, nah, it's nothing. All niggas want to do. Nah, I out of the way. When you and Ish approach, I press the butt across the street. Come on. Press across the street butt. I let y'all know. Nah, it's nothing.
Nah, I didn't do that.
Hey, I have no history. Y'all have a black
I know you too, niggas. Niggas are married
and niggas in relationships. What niggas asking
is that... Bigger than that.
What I'm asking is that if you experienced
it, how was it? Nigga, you my man. Your relationship
was good, nigga? I want to live through you.
That's odd. No. That's odd.
No.
That's odd.
That's weird, yo.
You my man.
Are you fucked up?
That's some Jamaican shit.
Yes or no?
No, it's not Jamaican.
Well, I'm not Jamaican.
Well, not Jamaican,
but that's some other,
that's not,
that's something else.
I hate when niggas get up
and they change their way of living.
I never was like that.
I'm not like that.
I've never been like that.
Nigga, you move.
Listen, I'm going to get at you.
I'm going to get at you. You my man. I'm going to get at you. Don't catcall on me. I don never been like that. Nigga, you move. Listen, I'm going to get at you. I'm going to get at you.
You my man.
I'm going to get at you.
Don't catcall on me.
I don't answer to that.
Speak to me.
How do you know I'm talking to you?
Speak to me.
I'm out of the team today.
You want a different bag?
Because Mel not here.
I'm out of the team today.
I'm out of the team today.
I'm out of the team today.
I'm out of the team today.
I'm out of the team today.
I'm tired of this nigga, man.
You front, though.
Yeah, you had.
Speak to it.
You've never.
Speak to it.
You and I have been friends for a very long time.
You know what I don't like about you?
No, no, no.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Go ahead.
Give your shit.
It's my go.
You and I have been friends for a long time.
It's a conversation.
I don't know how to go.
It is if I'm speaking.
Don't do that shit.
I ain't male, nigga.
I don't.
I was speaking.
Fuck out of here.
I can talk over you.
I can argue back at you.
I was speaking.
It's my turn to talk.
All right.
Go ahead.
Give your shit off.
We've been friends for a long time.
That's a fact.
You never told me to review on somebody's box?
Voluntarily?
Initiated?
Yes.
No.
You're lying.
It's never happened.
It's never happened.
You might be lying to me.
It's never happened.
It's never happened.
Wait till this mic goes off.
It's never happened.
Turn it off.
Turn it off, then.
Turn it off, nigga.
I like that.
Turn it off.
I don't got the remote.
You're lying.
Give it to me.
I'm going to tell you.
All right, how about this?
Before you tell me, let's keep this going.
How many times has that happened in our 20 years?
It doesn't matter.
Can you answer my question?
I don't know.
You have to answer the question.
Please answer my question.
I don't know.
And that's why I don't fuck with this nigga.
That's not true.
You just said it's something you don't do.
Can you?
But now you're going to put a percentage on it.
I don't do it.
I don't do it often or two different things.
That is totally true.
Y'all do this a lot.
Can you answer my question first?
I don't know how many times.
Would it be a lot?
Would it have been a lot?
It's not an overwhelming amount of times.
It ain't an underwhelming number of times.
Guess.
You know I got you on a guess.
So let me just continue.
So let me continue on with my point.
If I did this three times in 20 years.
Okay.
It's more than three. Then you put that. Well, you just didn't remember. You was befuddled. I gave you the floor all of a point. If I did this three times in 20 years. Okay. It's more than three.
Then you put that.
Well, you just didn't remember.
You was befuddled.
I gave you the floor to say a number.
You didn't give me enough.
Now you know it's more than three.
If I did this three times in the last.
I said cut the mic off.
Cut the mic off.
Okay.
I just want to let the audience know that during our break,
the very first name that Ish said, we have
an argument about.
We do?
Yes.
Why?
Because that name he said, and then we can move on because we're about to sound like
brutes and capes.
Yeah, and he's about to lie.
I can smell the lie coming.
Go ahead.
Oh, then you got to get your nose checked out.
You got to get your nose checked out.
Go ahead.
That first name that he said, you and I and I both of us you always try to
exonerate yourself you and I had years of wondering what that me I was like
indeed hit by cars we wondered for a long time and had those talks
amongst each other.
Okay.
So when I pay
and get it done.
Oh shit.
You paid for y'all.
So when I pay,
no for me.
Pay y'all.
I paid.
Pay y'all.
But when I come back to him
and say,
after years of dialogue
and say,
yo,
yeah.
I don't count that as me coming to him, initiating,
having somebody pussy.
Well, we've been talking about this for years.
Paola.
And if it was a purchase, I don't know if that counts the same.
Yeah, like what is he talking about?
I'm with you, Parks.
I'm with you, Parks.
I'm with you, buddy. I'm trying to bell-biv the bow out of that.
I don't know if the purchase cost the same.
It do.
Pussy's pussy.
It do.
Nah.
Yo, you got to be kidding me.
It do.
See, I can't have this toy with me.
He an inside nigga.
I'm not doing this with him.
I can't do this with him.
Purchasing pussy is very different.
Dog, when the subject of the conversation is,
I've never hit something and came voluntarily to you and told you how it was.
I hate when y'all, I hate when y'all, you mute up for a minute.
You mute up for a minute.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Because I hate when niggas get together and mansplain.
So now let me be a little bit more vulnerable with what I'm trying to say.
I sleep with people or used to sleep with people and try to develop a connection with these people.
Right. Like I tried to, like, have a real bond with them.
So it's not really my bag to take those bonds and then talk about it with you.
Brute ass niggas. I don't think none of that exists.
If you talk about painful pussy, that's a review. That's a referral.
That's a yo nigga nigga you should stop being cheap
and take that 25 and i'm telling you she brought a friend it was i gave it to you and you tried
to weaponize that on this platform huge platform i hate niggas like i'm done with it i'm done with
it i'm done with it i'm done with you it was worth it it was worth it? It was worth it? I named other girls. My consistent argument is,
if Ice do something three times in the last 20 years,
20 years later, I'm not going to say,
that's a thing that you do.
That's just something that you did.
I'm with you.
That's just something that you did.
The other name you said has one of the best vaginas ever made.
I know.
So how do we know that?
Huh?
Because you was trying to fuck her.
I never tried to fuck that girl.
You are lying.
She said different.
She's lying.
She said different.
See, this is how we get jammed up.
This is how we be getting jammed up.
This is how we get jammed up.
Joe's lying.
Look, now I'm lying.
Now I'm lying.
So only you can believe the girl and not your man.
I can't do it.
Joe's lying.
Joe's lying.
I'll COE this shit.
Joe, don't COE.
I'll COE this shit.
I'll totally defer.
Joe, back to your point.
If I did something three times in the last 20 years,
I'm also not going to say I never did it.
I don't do that.
I don't.
That's the point.
That's the start of this whole shit.
You're right, Freeze.
You're right, Freeze.
I'm done with you sticking up for your niggas.
Shut up.
It ain't sticking up.
Anyway, what else we got?
What else we got?
I ain't going to lie.
Y'all niggas got me hyped.
Y'all niggas is it.
I'm going to pause, man.
Fuck these niggas. Y'all niggas got me hyped. Y'all niggas is it. I'm here to pause, man. Fuck these niggas.
Y'all niggas is crazy, man.
Ask them all.
Stop thinking.
Stop thinking.
Let it go.
Move on.
You just zoned out.
He's lying.
He pissed me off, y'all.
Fuck with him.
I don't fuck with him sometimes.
Y'all just think of me lying.
Y'all just think of me potting.
But why is it wrong?
You don't think amongst dudes, I'm sorry, Flip.
You don't think amongst dudes a statute'm sorry, Flip. You don't think amongst dudes a statute of limitation should exist?
Why you always got to go back to 07 and 08 when it come to me?
I wasn't really around you in the 13s, 14s, 15s.
So I'm sure it was some lies.
Because you did something in 07.
I did something.
I don't remember what we started talking about.
I bet you fucking don't.
It's convenient amnesia for you.
Anyway, what I'm saying is this, bro.
I wrote a song about it, though.
Blasted that nigga.
I don't play with my friends.
You don't.
I'm going to get to the studio.
So hold on.
At what age?
You wrote a song about me?
Are you fucking right?
I wrote a song about you.
Wait, hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm going to listen and write my own rap.
Oh, God.
At what age did you feel like it wasn't conducive to talk to your mans about some pussy you hit?
Yo, for life.
Can't be.
Niggas always talk about that shit, bro.
That's not true.
Yo, I learned about this before I even started getting pussy.
Okay.
I had never touched pussy, and I wasn't like this.
Because I used to hear how my friends in high school would come back the next morning in the homeroom and discuss this shit and I'll be vulnerable
and shit with y'all.
One of the girls they used to talk about liked her.
Liked her, yo.
Scarred you?
Shane like you?
No, she didn't like me.
She fucking opened that condom with her mouth.
Fucking took my virginity. Took it from me. I had no idea what I was doing. But I certainly didn't like me. She fucking opened that condom with her mouth. Fucking took my virginity.
Took it from me.
I had no idea what I was doing.
But I certainly didn't go back to the, hey.
I didn't do that because I liked the girl that the school popped.
That's the reason you ain't do it.
I'm just telling you, that started me out on, hey, let me not share everything with the guys.
I'm being honest with y'all
I'm being vulnerable
I know niggas that talk about it
Then Gloria Valencia
Had my head in a tailspin
In a tailspin
I don't come in here
And try to be tough
When they had it
I give it up
So you've been
Tender dick from early
I mean if that's what
You want to call it
That is tender dick
I mean if that's what
You want to call it Yo Yo it tender dick. I mean, if that's what you want to call it.
Yo, it's cool.
It's all right, bro.
Y'all.
No more vulnerability.
No more.
No more.
No more vulnerability.
It's over.
It's over.
Turn up.
Don't let niggas call you tender dick.
No, it's all right.
Tender.
Okay.
I'll take it.
Don't go.
No, no, no.
Don't take it.
Don't take it.
Because I'm the only one
That come in here
And really tell the truth
On the part
These niggas gonna sit there
And yada yada yada
So there's no point in this
There's gonna be Joe sharing
Them laughing
You gotta share too
You gotta share too
I've come in here
Told stories where I lost
25-30 pounds over a girl
Did I not
You said that
Crying in the dark
Under the table
You said that
What the fuck is you talking about?
You got to argue back.
You don't do it enough.
I might be the most honest nigga in here.
All right, who was that girl?
In college.
She wasn't Gloria Velez.
Then don't joke.
That's it.
Here we go.
Don't joke about me.
Don't call me Tender Dick when Gloria Velez on the elevator.
You said it happened in high school.
She broke your heart for real.
That's when you never touched pussy before.
Don't do that.
Never had none of the pussy.
It still was the school pop.
I needed to learn.
That was exploration. It was the school pop. So? high school. She broke your heart for real. That's when you never touched pussy before. Don't do that. Never had none of the pussy.
I needed to learn
that was exploration.
It was the school pop.
So that's the perfect
person to teach me.
I know.
That's not the perfect
person to like.
She was cool.
I know.
Yeah, she could be cool.
That's the other reason
that I learned
to not listen to men.
Like the women
that y'all was just
clowning and downing
like when you talk
to them a little bit.
They cool.
They cool as shit, man.
That's how they get niggas.
I agree with that.
That's how they get niggas.
Yeah, absolutely.
They've been around so many men.
That's still true today.
They mad, diverse.
Your mother likes them.
That's true today.
That's what I'm saying.
The hoes are cool today.
Always have been.
Always been.
Always.
What are you talking about?
Jesus fucked with.
Oh, man.
Glory of the Lamb put you through it.
You heard what I'm saying? That white privilege, bro. Jesus fucked with, oh man. Oh shit. Gloria Velazquez put you through it? Oh, you're in your marriage?
You heard what I'm saying?
That white privilege, bro.
Yo, Bill Burr got you acting bad.
Hey yo, she put you through it?
Why you trying to hurt me, man?
I think so.
I think I got 17 songs about her.
What?
She was in it like that, you know?
Tendi! I don't think that that's Tendi. She was in it like that, you know?
Tendi!
I don't think that that's Tinder dick.
I love you.
She was one of them.
I don't think that that's Tinder dick.
She was one of them.
You know what I like about this nigga?
If you watch him, when some effects,
he start to zone out real quick like this.
Because I know my understanding be different than the masses. I got it, I got it, I got it.
She was fired like that?
I understand if the public says that that's Tinder dick.
I know who she is, but I'm saying, was she fired like that?
Yes.
Back in the day?
Yes.
Yeah, nigga.
Nigga.
I seen the girls that be rocking your world.
Leave her alone.
See, that's not true.
Call that nigga Zion.
That's not true.
Zion be stealing Flip the Network, girl.
Oh, shit.
It's cool. You're looking up Joe the Network right here.
No, no, no.
This is Joe the Network.
Hey, I'm going to tell you.
All right.
All right.
Listen.
All right, man.
Midlife yesterday.
You can have that.
I went to Clue one day.
I was like, yo, who's that girl?
He said, huh?
This is her?
He said, huh? He said, huh? This is her?
He said, huh?
He said, yada, yada, yada, yada.
It's like, all right, well, yeah, but still.
Let's still try to get that done.
Oh, man.
Shout out to Glo.
Shout out to Clue.
Why?
Clue through your alley?
No, you can't do a goddamn thing. These niggas ain't going to do nothing but hate.
They're going to tell you it ain't like that,
but they want to keep it to themselves.
I'm not saying clue to that.
But niggas will definitely do that.
Niggas.
Are y'all friends?
Are y'all friends?
You in this area?
1,000% do that.
Are you into somebody and ask them about a girl?
This is not improper improv.
Are you friends with her?
Are you guys good to this day?
Wait.
You not this slow.
Expound.
You not this slow.
Yo, why you let the nigga change the fuck? You are not this slow. Expound. You not this slow. Yo, why you let the nigga
change the fuck?
You are not this slow.
No, because he trying.
He trying with all his might
over there.
I went to ask about the girl
from somebody that knows the girl.
I'd never been with the girl.
Hey, who is that person?
I was not including that
in our, hey,
how was her vagina-ish.
Come on.
Yo, stop, yo.
Stop, yo. Yo, move on. Come on. Yo, stop, yo. Stop, yo.
Yo, move on.
Get off me.
Get off me.
Get off me.
I'm done.
I'm done.
I'm done.
Get off me.
Who are you?
Flip, you are not interviewing me.
Yes or no?
Yes, I am.
Good.
That's all I want to know.
Sucker for love.
Listen.
Sucker for love.
Tendi, fuck out of here, nigga.
Try to play my bitches.
The ones I like. Fuck you, nigga. Fuck out of here. Tendi-ass, fuck out of here, nigga. Try to play my bitches. The ones I like.
Fuck you, nigga.
Fuck out of here, tender ass, dick ass nigga, nigga.
She fired.
I ain't going to lie.
She flame on, nigga.
It's good for you.
You had no choice but to be cool, huh, nigga?
Fire like that.
I had a choice.
I could have not been cool with her.
Why you reverse it on me, too?
All right, you're right.
She is.
She is.
Listen, the only fire I know is my baby.
That's it.
Let me get out of here, because he'll do all that and then sunk back in on the couch.
Fuck this nigga.
All right, what else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else is important out there?
Ice Cube.
Ice Cube.
Ice Cube said some shit, man.
He said it.
Well, you're not done with the club.
Where's the shit at?
Ice Cube said something.
Ian got to tweet to me.
Hey, buddy. I can help. What done with the club. Where the shit at? Ice Cube said something. Ian got to tweet to me. Hey, buddy.
I can help.
What's your fucking groupie ass now, nigga?
That's what Ian tweeted.
I was laughing.
You gotta be a little groupie.
Why you fucking chill, nigga?
The tweet been up.
The little video been up for five minutes.
Here come Ian.
Hey, Ian Schwartzman here.
Glad to make your acquaintance.
I work with Premier.
Digging in the crates.
I can help you.
In any crates, dog?
My fucking goodness.
Ice Cube put out
like a very cryptic
like a very cryptic
kind of video.
I don't even know
if I saved the video
because I was frightened.
I was afraid.
He started talking about
he was about to start
spilling the tea.
Yeah, I don't think I have the video.
Can somebody pull up that video, Ice Cube?
Yes.
Ice Cube put out a video saying that they're trying to keep them down
and the gatekeepers, but fuck them because I ain't trying to be down with them
and they're putting up roadblocks and obstacles, but you know who I am.
So I'm about to just go on a podcast tour and really just tell my side of the story because all I can do is make people aware at this point and
use my voice cracking there we go you know what it is and this is rather long
so we may not play the whole thing but
and some of you may not have realized
Some of you may not have realized that I'm not part of the club.
And a lot of you listening to me right here, right now, you're not part of the club either.
And what I realized with the club is what makes them so mad is when you don't want to be a part of a fucking club that pisses them off what club am I talking about I'm talking of gay kids. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Shut up. Holy shit, man.
I thought so, too.
I thought he was about to
go in there.
Oh, we lit.
I thought you would be like,
what, who, who?
Yo.
Come on, man.
Stop playing.
So.
That would have been hell.
Ever since,
ever since I put out
the contract
with Black America,
you know they've been fucking with me here and there this and that
but it's cool you know
I expect that
you know I've been working with you know
on the big three for a long time
and you know how they've been fucking with me
with that
ice cube was
too serious but suckin the fun out of me
that might be the record for most you can't unpause that, nigga. Your jersey go up. Resume.
I'm playing.
You're playing.
Nah, Ice Cube, if you know Ice Cube,
if you know anything about Ice Cube,
at any point where you learned about him,
he's been exactly the same,
which is a disruptor,
an influential disruptor,
hustler, he gets it done on his own.
True. He's been political. He gets it done on his own. True.
He's been political.
He's been against the politics.
Y'all know who Ice Cube is, yo.
I don't know.
So this is on par for the course.
And he's always been serious.
Like Fridays aside, Ice Cube be serious, yo.
He had that VH1.
I think he was doing the Hollywood Square show for VH1 and all
the celebrities went up there I seen countless people try to like be friendly and joke with him
and it was never met with a kicker all right thank you you know true but he's that. I ain't know that. I seen 20 niggas fail. I ain't joking with him.
Fuck that shit.
You walked up to him
straight faced and shit?
Yeah, cute.
Thank you.
Thank you for allowing me to be here.
I don't even know
if you knew who I was.
You want him VH1 hires?
I'm just saying
he's pretty serious.
So this sounds serious.
I would want to hear
what his message is
or what he feels
is being done to him behind the scenes. know some shit is happening so if he's gonna
come out and speak to it then I'm all ears yeah I look to hear more I'm sure
we don't see what much media coverage of the big three so I'm sure that's a big
part of it we saw my person I was on purpose he spoke on it before saying
kinda how the NBA was kinda doing behind the scenes shit to
shut it down.
Well not shut it down but keep it from expanding.
You know what I'm saying?
And so he said he talked about the troubles that he had with that but I don't know what
he talking about in this particular interview but.
I mean that's I get what he said I think it's more of business.
Like we saw the same thing happen with the XFL years ago
when they tried to become an alternative to the NFL.
Yo, no, we got all these, we don't want y'all to get no light.
We want to keep it all over here.
We in bed with everybody.
Don't help y'all out.
I don't want to minimize it to just basketball
because his beef might be greater than that.
It's bigger than that.
I just meant, speaking on that big three part.
Because he spoke on this Friday.
He spoke on that before.
I don't think he would just be
firing at one person. I could be wrong.
But when he says gatekeepers, I think
he means across multiple industries.
Ice Cube, you're more than welcome up here.
Open invite
for you.
Super legend.
That goes without
saying so uh we'll see i can't wait to hear it he was fighting these fights 25 30 years ago
literally 30 something years ago he was fighting these fights so shot the cube shots cue yes sir
yes sir uh thug projected to do uh between 100 110,000 copies. We were wrong.
No, he wasn't.
I don't even remember what I said.
You said probably do a little bit more.
I thought I said about a buck.
I didn't say a number.
I just said I expect him to do a little bit more than Gunna.
I remember saying that too.
With the promotion he had, like I said, the QR code,
everybody anticipating it.
Even though it was all online, but it was a small rollout
that everyone was looking forward to it,
I did expect him to do a little bit better than gonna and they dropped the Metro
booming version of the album a week later oh I didn't know that I know it
is all Metro booming version of Thug album out now really I'll check that
sound like slaps hmm so they being creative in terms of bringing the money
back and how we doing this album Exactly
But Thug doing a buck
A buck ten
From behind bars
Is impressive
For me it's not as impressive
As what Gunna did
I kind of understand
Why you said that
Yeah
One had support
One didn't
Is that why you're saying that
Yeah and I mean
Most people could probably guess
What Thug would've did
Like Thugger is a
220 first week type of artist
250 first week
So
What
He is
Thug last album
The 90
No not
Not the lower
I mean the label supported projects
He sells
When there's a Thugger single
When there's a single
Okay That's what I'm saying He sells more When there's a thugger single, when there's a single,
that's what I'm saying.
He sells more.
Nobody, I think,
would have predicted Gunna to get anywhere close to the 80s.
Even outside of the sales,
the album is getting acclaimed.
No, people like it.
You know what I'm saying?
People really be pushing it.
People like it.
Listen, congrats to all of them, man.
Congrats to everybody that got an album out,
that's selling albums,
the people that are touring,
the people that are doing festivals.
Like, shout out to all of y'all, yo.
They're trying to get to some money.
Yeah, because it's tough.
Music as a standalone today is tough,
but I ain't going to start preaching out here.
What else?
What else?
Anything else happening in music?
No, right?
Nothing. It's a smooth pod today. else happening in music? No, right?
Nothing.
It's a smooth pod today.
It's a smooth,
smooth, smooth, smooth pod today.
You have any friends
at the show?
Let's see.
Part of the show?
Let's see.
Part of the show.
Do, do, do, do, do.
Y'all think
Dane Lillard starts
game one in Portland?
Yes.
Yes.
No.
Nothing. He's just drumming up more support from the team,
trying to get them to make some moves.
What I will say, and I'm going to leave this alone,
because Dame is a friend of the show,
and I am really big on Scoot.
Dame wearing the number zero,
and then Scoot coming in to wear the number double zero
and then when asked about it
saying well I've looked
at the roster
and obviously the number zero
is taken
I don't like it
it don't say to me
that these two may be able
to be alpha together
or one could grow
with the other
it don't say that
that says something
different to me
I think they're going to trade Dame for Carl Anthony Towns-esque.
I'm so sick of him.
Carl Anthony Towns?
I'm so sick of hearing his name mentioned with the Knicks.
It's over, yo.
I don't want to hear nothing about a cat.
Like about them?
Even though I want my nephew to go to Minnesota.
But if I'm Minnesota, I'd definitely be putting Carl Anthony Towns and the Package together
to send to Portland.
I don't think Dame would like that.
Why?
What's the roster out there with Dame?
He'll be playing with a perennial superstar in Ant-Man.
He got, what's my man name
that'd be blocking all the shots from Utah?
Oh, yeah.
A French dude.
Gobert.
Like, he got a better potential roster
with a couple other pieces than out there.
I feel like you're putting,
it's the same, it's the same.
I feel like it's the same.
He's been stuck in a city
that notoriously has not pushed their team
to the next level.
And Minnesota also has never been pushed to the next level by the owners
or whatever the situation is.
Now they got.
I just think Dame Lillard and Ant-Man in the backcourt is amazing.
I don't care about what y'all talking about no more.
Brian David.
That's the part of the show.
What's up, Brian?
What's up, Brian?
And I haven't read this, so we're doing this in real time.
Okay.
All right.
So one of my boys ended up smashing my girlfriend's best friend
with me knowing she was in a relationship.
Okay, been there.
I didn't feel bad at the moment because I didn't know him.
But recently we started hanging out, double dating a little more.
Didn't we just talk about this?
No.
You probably had a fucking experience in your mind.
Now the couple gets into a fight because she found out he was cheating.
So she threw me in the mix saying that's why she fucked one of my friends.
So now her friend is telling me if he reaches out, tell him she's lying because I guess they made up.
Should I tell him the truth because I actually got cool with the guy?
No.
And she got my friend involved.
So he has to watch his back now and he could possibly reach out to him because of course
she said his name that was a little confusing to keep up with but no i get that i get that
i get a lot but it's messy as fuck that's what it's very messy but these niggas be using the
podcast to get shit out like you all really you all really the side of the podcast whisperer
it's all shit all them niggas Watching shit
Dog that's crazy
What do you mean
That's insane
They use the podcast
To get out how they feel
Like they're not watching
Joe Button by themselves
Being friends of the show
A lot of people
That I know
I heard some people say it
Watch it with your girl
I use the pod
To get my message across
So I got a story
I'm in the mall
Talking to me too
Two weeks ago
I'm walking through the mall
So a dude sees me
he's like
yo
yo
me and my girl
just was arguing
this morning about y'all
da da da
you know my girl
so he calls his girl
I'm like
I know your girl
he's like
you don't know her but
you stick around
you stick around for that
no I'm talking
you stand there
while they make fun
I'ma let him go
right
so he's like
yo he calls his girl
right
he's like
yo come over here
to the men's dissection.
Right?
So we talking.
He said, yo, I'm on your side.
My girl's on Melissa's side.
You know what I'm saying?
Wait, wait, wait till you see her.
So I'm standing there.
I'm talking to him.
I'm talking to him.
Here comes Rod Digger.
Shout to Rod Digger.
Shout to Rod Digger.
So she sees me.
I'm like, we hug.
She's like, yo.
I'm saying, yo, you are not siding with Melissa.
Not you.
Not you, Rod.
You're not siding with Melissa. Dog. People. People. He said, yo, I'm saying, yo, you are not siding with Melissa. Not you. Not you, Rod. You're not siding with Melissa.
Dog, people, he said, yo, dog, my girl, Rod gets mad at him if he watches the podcast without her.
I know a lot of people do that.
Like, it's power.
A lot of people do that.
Yo, dog, I can't watch the pod without my girl.
She gets mad at him.
And niggas so many.
Niggas definitely be watching the podcast with they girl coupled up.
So to Flip's point, my man might be doing his part of the show shit. Niggas definitely be watching a podcast with they girl coupled up.
So to Flip's point, my man might be doing his part of the show shit.
But they get the message out. So short he could hear what he got.
You know what I mean?
They use our expertise as a way, a segue.
They just want us to say the foul shit.
Yeah.
As a segue, yeah.
Because some people are not really confrontational, but you can be confrontational if, nigga, that's their opinion.
I didn't say I feel this way, but why
are we on this? And that's why this
part is so great, because instead of helping
and answering the young man, we
told you why we're such great people
to ask. Like, honestly.
Like, I know why y'all aren't asking us, man.
Nigga, should you tell him? No.
No, you should not. You should stay out of it.
You gotta stay out of it. Stay out of it. Don't tell him.
You know what I'm saying? Because what happens is, nigga, you may be involved with some shit.
Now, let me ask you this now.
Now, I'm not disagreeing with Flip.
I'm saying this is one of the stickier ones we've had.
Yeah.
For real.
Very sticky.
Sam, you're hanging out.
She said the nigga's name.
I know.
I don't know nothing.
So you out.
Y'all out at a social function.
All three dudes is there. Uh-huh. That's't know nothing. So you out, y'all out at a social function. All three dudes is there.
That's an awkward situation.
Super.
My man might get drunk.
My man get drunk and steal the other dude for popping his chick.
That's what happens.
Yeah, well.
And you ain't tell him.
But that's why it's good.
I don't know nothing, nigga.
Yeah, everyone's got to.
That's me.
I don't know.
Everyone's got to know.
Don't ask me shit.
Don't ask me.
I don't know nothing.
I'm not getting into domestic.
Because I know what he's saying.
If Shorty reach out.
Fam, if your man could potentially get his head knocked off, you not going to tell him?
No, no, no.
We're not telling him.
The boyfriend.
If you wouldn't share your personal closet with them, don't share your personal thoughts with them.
When you overshare, it's like handing out your favorite sweatshirt.
And the person's not going to love it like you do or protect it or guard it like you do.
So to help with that, try this.
Number one, add a now filter.
It asks the question, but do they need to know it now?
We want them to know something.
In fact, we think they may even need to know something.
But do they need to know it now?
Most of the time, the answer is no.
Number two, when you overshare, you undervalue the price of your words.
Even when you answer that harmless question at work, how was your weekend?
It allows the other person to create a perception of you for good or bad.
Don't tell them, buddy.
And that comes at a very high cost.
Don't overshare.
Number three, understand that true connection rarely comes from just talking about yourself.
So if you ever think, am I talking too much?
The answer is always yes so try that
thanks Jefferson appreciate you yeah you don't tell Jefferson Fisher here with some facts for
you you don't tell don't tell buddy yeah don't tell you just met this dude or you don't know
if he's that cool and it was a little meme going around the other day saying it was talking about as a man do you
tell your man that you saw their partner cheating or whatever so the guy was telling the story he
was like this is why I know not to tell my friend if I see some cheating going on because I was in
the club one night and I seen home girl over there feeling all on some dude that he should
that she shouldn't have been feeling on.
And I told my man
thinking I was doing
a good deed.
And in the morning,
all I saw was
rest in peace post.
He went home
and killed the young lady.
Shit.
True.
So from that point forward,
I don't tell people
when their partner
is cheating.
Stay out of that shit.
Oh, shit.
I mean,
even though when we go through it,
we say,
you should have told me. But when you... We don't say, don't tell me shit. Oh, shit. I mean, even though when we go through it, we say, yo, you should
have told me.
But when you...
We don't say,
don't tell me shit.
Nah, niggas be saying that.
You should have told me
you my man.
I want to be ignorant
and ignorance is bliss.
I don't want to know nothing.
Because when you find
out your man knew,
you're going to
displace anger.
You're going to turn up on him.
Here go another story
I heard.
Unrelated,
but I'm going to relate him. A guy had his Bluetooth's on and a uber talking to his
girl the uber driver did some fuck shit and got in a bad accident he's in the
backseat he didn't have a seatbelt on he flies through the windshield he's
fucked up his girl is still on the bluetooth now she could hear every single thing that's going
on she tries to call a friend to get involved they can't get him but he's done now she's on
there listening to her partner's very last moments he died shit she listened to the ems come she
listened to the ambulance come all still on that bluetooth so it got me to thinking god damn that
fucking somebody if you in your last moment and you're on that shit. So it got me to thinking, God damn, that fucking somebody,
if you in your last moment and you on that shit,
it's like, damn, that shit stayed on?
So the opposite,
well, not the opposite,
but unrelated but related is
sometimes they'll be able
to hear your last moments anyway,
even if you're trying
to set a boundary and not keep them.
It can get bad.
That's all I'm saying.
That was dark. That was dark.
Sorry.
Alright.
When are you allowed to think about the dark stuff
and it not be so dark? If homeboy in the chicken
spot would have had the dark thoughts, he wouldn't have
did that stupid shit.
Seriously.
Alright, come on. We out of here.
Well, y'all pick it up then.
Fuck out of here.
So we just ain't going to answer my man?
Y'all pick it up.
We answer my answer.
Don't say shit.
Don't say nothing.
Mind your business, yo.
You feel different-ish?
You feel different?
These niggas go home, be on that Rory rage.
You feel different, don't say shit-ish?
I see both sides.
He always sees both sides.
So what's your answer to him, though?
I don't know.
Even seeing both sides, what's your answer to him?
It's both sides, man.
Both sides, man.
That's how crazy both sides are. If shorty's boyfriend calls him and asks him i'm riding with my man what you mean i'm i'm i'm gonna
ask my man first like yo what would you want me to do you want me to tell this or not
true you know what i'm saying if my man be like yeah tell him i ain't know him you know what i'm
saying i ain't know him she should she let I'm saying? I ain't know him.
She let the cat out the bag getting drunk and getting mad and snitching.
Yeah, that's why I fuck Rasheed.
Okay.
So when the nigga calls, I'm going to call Rasheed and say, yo, dog, you want me to tell?
I don't want you to know that this nigga know that you popped his chick.
Rasheed say tell, I'm telling.
Okay.
All right.
Sleepers it is.
Nice maturing.
I always love the names
and it's your stories.
A little Kit Kat.
Yeah.
It's off the top
of my head,
bro.
Rasheed,
Raheem,
it's always a rah.
I don't have anything
else in music.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
Hopefully,
we were able to help Brian
David. Brian David. Is anything happening this weekend? Not to my knowledge. It's the
4th of July weekend, ain't it? It is. 4th of July is what, Tuesday? Tuesday. Next Tuesday.
What are you doing 4th of July, Joe? We got X Friday. Working. 4th of July is a Tuesday. It's a holiday, though, Joe.
I'm playing.
Joe, stop playing.
We get federal holidays.
I don't receive nothing that y'all niggas talking about.
You think I ain't look at the calendar already, figure this one out?
No, I tried to look at the calendar and think, ah, ah, ah, what I'm doing, getting the grill going.
I said, Tuesday?
Oh, no, the fans don't ever care.
They don't give a fuck. Because by the time they hear it, it's the grill going. I said, Tuesday? Oh, no, the fans don't never care. They don't give a fuck.
Because by the time
they hear it,
it's the fifth.
It's Wednesday.
We don't want to hear
nothing about yesterday.
Where's our pod,
nigga?
So,
I'm not going to do that.
And y'all don't work
hard enough for us
to be able to come in here,
do the shit,
and then get a quick day.
I've been asking for months
for us to load up the chamber,
right?
For days like this,
where the holiday falls
on the work day.
But y'all say fuck it, I say fuck it.
What else we got?
We coming in Monday, nigga.
Should I sleep?
Sure.
What's up?
I ain't got no sleep.
What's yours?
You want me to go first?
Fourth of July.
That's what my sleep is.
You want to go first?
Ooh.
Sure. Talk that shit, Ish. But you want to go first? Ooh. Sure.
Talk that shit, Ish.
But can your sleeper properly set the mood?
I don't know what mood you trying to set.
Can you intro the sleeper segment?
I don't know what mood you trying to set.
You know what I'm saying?
Is that all right with you, boss?
No.
Now, no.
Now, no.
I'm sorry.
Is that all right with you, boss?
Yeah, the boss is what did it for me.
I didn't like that.
I'm telling you, I don't fuck with him, yo.
You know what?
I'm going old school, man.
Going old school on these dudes.
I was playing some Glenn Jones on my amp show yesterday.
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y'all but uh i played some glenn jones and got me in my glenn jones bag so that's where i'm at
i'm tired of these kids and i don't like that this record starts like r kelly honey love
and in your eyes babe it's making me you want I must sample this, huh? Nobody like you
Nobody like you
Can you lose your back?
45 and up, 45 and up out there
Nobody like you
Can you lose your back? I've been searching
I've been looking
Every hour then
Makes me wonder
You were the best, the best thing, baby
To ever come into my life
When you never had to worry
You kept me so satisfied Every time I think about you, baby,
girl, it just blows my mind.
How could I let you get away?
I must have been out of my mind.
I've been searching for so long.
Let me hear y'all in the car.
That's right.
That's right.
Nowhere to be found makes me wonder what I'd do.
If I never had someone like you
You never know just what you got
Till you let it slip away
Now girl, I'm afraid
That my heart will never be the same
True love is oh so rare
It's something that's hard to find
So if you got someone special
Take my advice and hold on tight
Don't let her go if she means something to you
You might find yourself searching
From the yellow brick road to the end of the rainbow
Nobody promised you a car to go
No, no, no, no
It's more like I know
You better take care of business
Cause you might not ever find another
Who will treat you the way that she did
So
I've been searching
For so long for somebody like you
Nowhere to be found
Makes me wonder what I'd do
If I never had someone like you.
That was old music.
That was Glenn Jones, two N's, G-L-E-N-N Jones.
I've been searching.
Nobody like you.
Ask your mama or your auntie about it.
They know.
They was out there.
They was out there tuning in.
They know.
No, they was.
They was. They definitely was. Niggas, don't ever stop to try to, you know what, about it. They know. They was out there. They was out there tuning in. They know. No, they was. They was.
They definitely was.
Niggas, don't never stop
to try to, you know what,
forget it.
I'm going to play
something else off
this Doughboy album
because I really love
this project.
This is Rude Boy.
You're icing it.
Play the shit
you know it for,
Doughboy.
Everybody stop it.
Let's go. I see that minivan slide and they know it's up Got them pussy niggas ducking down cause they know it's up
All my youngest savage know we do not get no fuck
40 hit him, felt like he got hit by a tow truck
Bullets hit his body and he died and had no luck
Plugged, tried to front me, I ran off like I owe what?
Stop it, what type of nigga gang banging the streets?
A young guitar that's shooting heads and never aim at your feet
If I catch a op in traffic, leave his brains on the seat Only Paul I hang with 40, I don't banging the streets A young guitar that shoot at heads and never aim at your feet If I catch a op in traffic leave his brains on the seat
Only pole I hang with 40, I don't hang with police
Ain't no switching sides pussy you know what mine is
Pussy nigga hard then we go where his mom live
Go against the mob, I'ma show you what slime is
Future in the club, I'ma go out like Sean D
Pussy better go and hide when we hop on your ass boy Hope you don't get rude boy, I show you I'm a god like Sean D She better go and hide when we hop on your ass, boy Hope you don't get rude, boy, I show you I'm bad, boy
You think I'm a fuckboy, then go ask the last boy
I get too much cash, boy, got bags like a trash boy
No love, fuck y'all niggas
Hope you die slow death, catch a body with no stress
Poke this chest out, show he left it with no chest
I'm too fly to box, you and guns don't break no sweat
What type of nigga gang banging the streets? A young guitar to box, you and guns don't break no sweat You think I'm famous?
What type of nigga gang bang in the streets?
A young'un taught to shoot at heads and never aim at your feet
If I catch a op in traffic, leave his brains on the seats
Only Paul I hang with 40, I don't hang with police
It's crazy how I grew up, thuggin' hard, came up from nothing
I don't like when niggas muggin', bitch, you know that I'm clutchin'
Bitch, I came from doing drills, used to uppin' and bustin'
Now I can raise forums with diddy kids, Christian and Justin
Niggas talk that bullshit, that money ain't end of discussion
Big though busy, keep them bands, but I don't play with percussion
You cross me, you know it's somethin', bitch, it's big repercussions
Hey, you scared to close your eyes, you know the grim reaper comin'
Boy, you know you not no gangster, take your bitch ass to church then
Wanna be a boss, go take over your turf then
Rub a band, money game, don't know no niggas worse than
I'm too real, I don't pretend
Bitch, I pop percs then
What type of nigga gang banging the streets?
A young guitar that shoot at heads and never aim at your feet
If I catch a op in traffic, leave his brains on the seats
Only Paul I hang with 40, I don't hang with police
Now tell me, who want to smoke with us?
Body for body, we shoot at faces
You can't go toe to toe with us
Ops see that minivan slide and they know it's up
Got them pussy niggas ducking down
Cause they know it's up
That was Doughboy
Rude Boy
Off of the Beezy album
I have been listening to nothing but Killer Mike's album
So I'ma play Killer Mike's album
I don't really care.
This is Slumber with Jagged Edge.
I ain't taking out neither.
This shit is fire.
I've been listening to that shit the whole week. Stay high and holy, ain't into watches, don't mind the rollie I ain't a pastor, you bastards, I keep a black pistole
Chubby, young, jit, talk slick, rollin' like Roly-Poly
At 15, my girlfriend was thick, and she would slowly blow me
I would beat and dine, when she come around, she was dyin'
She would help me sack, bought my nissin' dime, she was fine
I was in my feelings, I was out my mind
It's that, it's that, it's that teenage love, makin' love no glove It's that, it's that, it's that teenage love Making love no glove
It's that, it's that, it's that portion money
Gotta get it up
It's that, it's that, I still feel like we still killed our baby girl
It's that, it's that, it get worse, I had a baby by her glove
It's that, finally understand why women go to church and home
You can hear them with a hurt so deep they heart can't come back from
Smile and make each other come but could not overcome the slump I remember the last time that we made love
on a mama sofa Told me she was pregnant by this older nigga
and it's over
A couple summers and our teenage love had turned to something swammer
I can't love her like I used to, she somebody's baby mama
But she called me to come over when she go to see her mama
And we make love and she talk about her stress and all her drama
As the project light was shined through the project window blinds
I would slowly stroke her body, I would try to pick her mind
I asked her what you gonna be and she said, Michael, I'm gonna be fine
Told me with my brilliant mind, you gon' be better than fine
Told me I had places to travel and she really wasn't in the flying
Told me I was more than a dope boy, don't follow the depth, I'm in blind
Then seen her a couple of times and told her, hey baby, I owe you
She hugged me, held on me tight, you did it, Michael, I owe you, she hugged me held on me tight You did it Michael I told you See she was such a fine girl babe
But it ain't my side of the earth
Think I might just a danger for the love
She my summer love
And my love is love
My summer love Slumber
Slumber
That's Slumber, Killer Mike, and Jagged Edge.
That album is phenomenal.
If y'all haven't checked it out,
I highly recommend it
because I can't get enough of this shit.
No bullshit.
Shit is fine.
That's literally probably the best hip-hop album
I heard in a very, very long time.
No, nigga.
I'm trying to little bro you.
You seen that, right?
You seen that?
Yo, me and you, we ain't definitely no gas.
I'm going to Jenya.
I played a couple songs with her before.
This song is called The One off her new album.
The dopest, flyest, OG pimp, hustler, gangster player,
hardcore motherfucker. But you hurt me Told you don't get too caught up with me
Now that time's a fall in love
I'll take whatever I can give
But you'll never be enough
I just call with whatever my life throws
You ain't gotta make this hard
Cause you get getting your feelings involved
When I told you from the start
I'm not the one
To give you forever
Don't know what you're for
But you're lying to yourself
I'm not the one
To make you feel better
No, no, no No, no, no, no, no, no, no
You say that I'm trippin', I ain't got a reason
You know that I know you'll only be here for a season
If you wanna go, then go, I won't stop you from leavin'
You just wanna fuck me, then try and leave me defeated
You say that you're different, I just wanna love ya
You got bad intentions
That's why I don't believe ya
I keep you around but remember that I don't need ya
I'm not the one
To give you forever
Don't know what you're for
But you're lying to yourself
I'm not the one
To make you feel better
No, no, no
No, no, no
Must be out your mind, thinking you're a real one
I do this shit all the time, boy, I be lying
Must be out your mind, thinking you're a real one I do this shit all the time, boy. I be lyin'.
Must be out your mind, thinkin' you gon' bleed my neck.
I do this shit all the time, boy.
I be lyin'.
That's Jenya.
Jenya?
Jenya.
Jenya?
She's fire, yo.
The one.
4AM in the Village, the album which I am purchasing now.
All right.
All right, Flip.
It's on you.
Bring us home.
What your man did.
Yeah, listen.
Nah, I'm about to go.
I'm about to play my man Jim.
Sleeper.
Never did three quarters. I'm gonna play my man Jim Sleeper. Never Did Three Quarters.
Capo.
Not at all.
I love this album, though.
Crack music.
Crack music. Lil' Mar- Rest in peace, Porter Lil' Mar- Harlem Streets Uh, you can never forget what the streets taught us
Lil' Mar- Harlem Streets, rest in peace, Porter
You can never forget what the streets taught us
Lil' Mar- Harlem Streets, rest in peace, Porter
You did the N-1s, never did the 3-quarters
And the feds still tapping like free water
You gotta look both ways before you cross the street
You gotta watch out for them strays from across the street
On my day I was clapping at all the beef
Start beefing them and these rappers might call police
I grew up in the country to have a war and peace
My hood is always war so I wore the peace
We had to make a heaven out of hell
Some made a bed up in a cell
I be thinking bout Gotha wish I could get him outta jail
And I try not to listen to what they said about trail
I was up when they said I might've fell
New Bentley truck rollin' up and light a L
Same kid, used to pitch it on the hand
Then burn all the money like what I did to Uncle Sam
And the first time he screamed out the dips in Summer Jam
When I told Nas, oh man, you niggas understand
Y'all be talkin' bout wars but never fought em'
I been buyin' new cars like every autumn
Y'all been packin' these guns but never shot em'
And be talkin' bout watches but never got em'
Catch me in whips, you know I own it
Y'all be talkin' that shit, we don't condone it
Oh, you got me fucked up, bitch, I'm a savage
Bitch, I told you I'm not your ass
Jim Jones never did three quarters, Kapo!
That's my man
Fire album
Yeah
Waste of time, why that shit?
That was a great album
He makes great albums
Yeah, he do
Very consistent with that, too
Weezy
Take it, fuck these niggas up Alright, man, y'all know what the fuck is going on in here, huh?
Fuck they talking about out there
I'm out of town, stuck in with my round
My coochie pink, my booty all brown
Word is, I'm looking for the hoes We're playing niggas come lookin' for the hoes?
We playin' niggas, just left pound town
Pound town, just left pound town
Pound town
Where my nigga, he just took a bitch down
That nigga dick a bitch down
That nigga eat me up
Pound town, just left pound town
Where my nigga, he just took a bitch down Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out
I'm out here in Miami
I'm looking for the hoochie daddy
Where them niggas at?
Where them niggas at?
My girl need a new pappy
A new pappy
Where them niggas at?
Nah, nah, dead ass, yo Too many bitches Where them niggas at? I need a new pappy. A new pappy. Or a new bitch. Hey.
Nah, nah, dead ass, yo.
Too many bitches.
Where the niggas at?
You heard what she said.
She getting right to the point, boy.
Fuck are they talking about?
Listen, let me get my intro off without her,
because she's just going to keep making me laugh.
Oh, man.
Keep us in your prayers.
Somebody on the JBTV community on Twitter posted a clip of one of my old intros.
I smoked that shit back. I mean, outros. I smoked that shit back in the day. I got to add on. That was a good one. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows that we need to be there. Until the next
time, I bid you adieu, farewell.
Adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye.
Remember that life is a series of moments, and moments pass.
So let's make this one last.
Unless you took your stupid ass to the chicken spot and didn't know how to keep your hands to yourself, that didn't need to last.
That didn't need to last. And they made sure it ended. sure it ended grand opening grand closing sure enough another one bites the dust
lastly before we go remember that the baddies are insecure the stagnant women
want to travel the closed minded women want you to teach them things my memory
is bad that's why I forgot that outro.
She's not healing, she's hoeing. Ah, this one.
She doesn't have thighs, she's sitting on a countertop
or pressed against some cabinets.
She doesn't have a sense of humor,
she grew up with brothers.
What else did I say?
I don't remember, anyway.
She's not healing, She's hoeing.
Yeah.
That's true.
Yeah.
And her booty hole's brown.
And she's not approving upon herself.
Or not.
Or not.
Or not.
She's not on a spiritual
Hey, Siri, enough.
She's not on a spiritual journey.
Maybe black.
She's outside
running the streets
avoiding accountability
failing to realize
her actions have a negative effect on not only her life
But others as well I like a nigga with a check All my niggas give me naps
You know I'm sexy, I'm the baddest I'm not gonna be your neighbor
I ain't say his name, it's cause he be cheap I'm on your back, yeah
And I'm the reason
Niggas love a-
Man, cock this shit back, fuck these bitches talking about it
I might throw a couple dollars to this, I ain't gonna hold you
This shit shake the city up, what?
This shit get them going
Somebody sent me a picture ish on Sunday moving around
My booty all brown Where the niggas at? Where the niggas at?
Alright, y'all hold it down out there
Everybody enjoy the rest of their week
Happy 4th of July weekend
Stay safe, stay dangerous
Make good decisions
It go
What else?
What else? What else? Pound town, just left pound town Let my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga dick a bitch down
That nigga eat me out
I'm out here in Miami
Looking for the hoochie daddy
Where the niggas at get rashy
My son need a new pad
Too many bitches, where the niggas at
I'm trying to get my coochie scratched I'm trying to get my coochie scratched My son need a new pad, baby Too many bitches, hey, hey Where the niggas at?
I'm tryna get my coochie scratched, yeah
I'm tryna get my coochie stretched, yeah
You know them Dre heads do it the best
I like a nigga with a check
All my niggas give me that
You know I'm sexy, I'm the best
I'm the shit lil' bitch, I'm that
I can't say his name, cause he be cheatin'
I love you bad, yeah
And I'm just a little bitch on that I can't say his name Cause he be cheating
I love you bad
And I'm the reason
He's a little bad bitch
Yeah, yeah
But Suki say nothing on my tits
Just left pound town
Where my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Where my nigga, he just took a bitch down
Yeah, where nigga, he just took a bitch down
Just left pound town Where my nigga, he just took a bitch down Yeah, that nigga eat me out Pound town, just left pound town
Where my nigga dick a bitch down
That nigga dick a bitch down
Yeah, that nigga eat me out
Oh, oh, oh
What a chorus
Quincy Jones, who?
Smokey Robinson, who?
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