The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 640 | "Blacked"
Episode Date: July 1, 2023The Bionic Six is back in full force as the gang starts with assessing the viral video of two strippers being robbed in LA following BET awards weekend (23:25). The JBP then discusses new music includ...ing Lil Uzi’s album (31:15), Drake released a book (38:42), & where they currently sit with the Jim Jones & Pusha T beef (44:05). Billboard released the top-20 rap groups of all-time (50:25), NYPD reportedly has evidence to arrest Jonathan Majors accuser (1:09:30), and Adam22’s wife returns to work for the first time since their marriage (1:20:43). Also, ESPN announces a series of layoffs (2:16:30), Pat Sajack to be replaced by Ryan Seacret on Wheel of Fortune (2:25:15), who is the best matchup in a Verzuz for Avant (2:51:15), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Avant - “Makin’ Good Love” Ice | 42 Dugg - “One Time” Parks | Jay Rock & Kal Banx - “Eastside” Ish | ASTN & Alex Vaughn - “How Soon” Melyssa Ford | greek - “hmu” QueenzFlip | Honey Bxby - “Get Your Lick Back”
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Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.
Are we starting calm today?
Mike check one, two.
I'm calm all day.
I'm not playing.
I'm calm today.
How long are you giving parts?
Intro?
No, no, I'm going to watch.
For real.
This is holiday weekend,
so they say. True, true. I'm chilling true I'm chilling theoretically shit is looking good out here my man ish big ish big he
come in 30 minutes late and then go get a snack water and candy come sit down
with us man candy water hey you know Hey, you know what's so crazy?
Ish has on a fitted...
Oh, shit.
I figured you out today.
No, let's talk about it.
You bought that shirt
with that hat.
Yeah.
Because the shirt is not iron.
Yeah.
Yeah, because he ironed it.
Yes, you did.
It's not iron.
But just sit down.
Sit down.
Sit down with us.
Ish in a fitted
is something else.
You look great.
You must have been
hanging out with your nephew
yesterday.
He was hanging out with your nephew yesterday.
He was hanging out with your nephew?
What happened?
They fucked up your haircut, man? You was hanging out with Reef?
Big Reef running around with the young boys?
Yeah.
Where you was at?
Nigga tried to mess his shirt with his hat.
Nah, they fucked up his haircut.
I heard the funniest thing in the world about you while I was at dinner last night.
And I would love to tease you about it.
But if you're going to get mad at me... Who you was at dinner
with? Nat and Rachel.
I mean,
I guess. Let's hear it.
By all means. But other
people might not find this funny. You got to
know-ish to know that this is
the funniest thing in the world. I feel like the listeners know-ish, you know?
They don't know him like we know him.
Y'all know him like I know him. I'm sitting there with Nat
and Rachel, just like, yeah, man.
We just seen Ish.
No, we would tell you about our weekend last weekend,
but you already know because we were with you Saturday
and we were with Ish on Sunday.
When people see my coals out, they just got to tell me.
So I'm like, all right, that's dope.
And that was it for me because then they kept going.
They say, yeah, he came to the baby shower. I was like, right, that's dope. And that was it for me, but then they kept going. They said, yeah, he came to the baby shower.
I was like, oh, that's dope.
He was like, yeah, but he didn't know the girl having the baby.
I did.
Oh, shit.
He crashed the baby shower.
I said, but I said, wait, hold up.
Because even that's not weird to me.
You might know the dude.
I said, well, maybe he knew the dude.
They said, no, he didn't know the dude. I know the dude. I might know the dude. I said, well, maybe he knew the dude. They said, no, he didn't
know the dude. I do know the dude.
I said, then who ish just
pulled up to the baby?
I said, who did he know?
Yeah, you know your man.
Wait, I said, so who is it?
He knew someone that knew the dude.
I knew the dude. And they said, the weirdest
thing was, he was still
dressed in the theme.
I said, yo, you're not telling me that Ish dressed for the theme of a baby shower, nigga,
because he don't know from a kid.
Yo, you will not change, boy.
Freaky ass boy.
Yo, you need to be a writer, yo.
You need a baby shower costume, nigga?
Yo, that's him, though.
That is so on brand for Ish, yo.
Fitted Ish's.
Just pull up nowhere near what took place.
But all right.
Looking mad good at the baby shower.
That's a 90s nigga move.
I had a white t-shirt on.
Nah, because they be in there though.
Come on, man.
We know the game.
We know the game.
That's a 90s nigga move.
See a couple of them walking in there.
I'm headed to the baby shower.
Yo, you got to change.
I don't even know What you talking about
I know
But you have to change your ways
He's changing right in front of us
Did you take a gift
To the baby shower
Let me explain
First of all
That's some
Freak ass boy
You were in the book
That picked up a gift
Real quick too
One
You know the gift was cash
I didn't even know
It was a baby shower
You know the gift was cash
I didn't know
It was a baby shower
My man told me
It was a birthday party
My man wanted to talk business
He's like yo Come up here You know Talking business To a baby shower. My man told me it was a birthday party that my man wanted to talk business He's like yo come up here, you know
You know
We got no so again my man like y'all need to highlight you about something he like yo come through I went over there
It was a baby shower slash birthday party. So my man was like yo, you know the nigga who birthday party it is
I went I do know the dude.
Oh shit, okay.
So anyway, I go over there.
I have a white t-shirt on
and some sweatpants.
Nice expensive ones though.
Does anybody else think
that this is hilarious?
I think it's hilarious.
It is hilarious.
Hey, keep going.
Crashing baby showers
is hilarious.
Oh, all right.
That's a narrative.
The baby shower crasher.
Did you eat the food there?
You know.
Oh, wait.
They said that, too.
They said, well, that was the funny.
They said, can I talk?
Can I talk?
Can I talk?
Go ahead.
I mean, we can take turns.
That was the other funny thing.
Like, he came right in and ate.
That's not true.
But he stood behind me.
That's not true, though.
They lying.
I'm not mad at you.
He stood behind me so they didn't see he was fucking that fool.
I'll tell you what else will wait.
So Ish popped up to a baby shower that he didn't know nobody did,
dressed in a theme, ate a plate, and then boogie.
Oh, shit.
You the realest nigga alive.
And the funny part is his alibi is he had to go talk business.
No, that's some tax.
At the baby shower.
The business baby shower.
There you go.
Yo.
You out of line, son.
You the illest one.
You out of line.
This nigga is the greatest at storytelling.
This nigga's like slick-rinkin' day in and day in.
You did it.
I did not say that.
I went to a birthday party.
But then I got mad.
I was like, what?
And then we ask him the next one.
Yo, what's up?
How's your week, Charlie?
Worked.
Worked. No, you didn't. Yeah, you was working. what was it? And then we asked him the next one. Yo, what's up? I was like, what's up, Sherilyn? Worked.
No, you didn't.
You was working.
See?
You was working.
You probably got a car wash, too, freak-ass boy.
Yeah, he was working.
Freak-ass boy.
Crash the baby showers, nigga.
You got a car wash?
Getting free meals.
Nigga, it was the spirit.
You got armor oil for the baby shower.
I had on a white t-shirt.
Did you get the car wash?
Nutt-ass nigga.
It was spirit of the moment.
Spirit of the moment.
Boy, anyway.
Yeah, you had a moment to spear, right?
And you went in there as a podcaster.
Dude, you're nasty.
They was like, oh, shit.
Was whispering.
You know he took photos.
Yeah, he did.
Not whispering.
Did you take pictures of people?
Were they a beautiful woman there?
I don't want to be disrespectful.
They was all right.
Oh, shit.
That's disrespectful.
All right, forget it.
We out.
We done.
We good.
Welcome, welcome, welcome.
You're a legend, man.
Yeah, he's the best.
He's the best.
OG.
This nigga is so stupid.
That nigga know when to not be Ishmael.
He took all that Ishmael shit off with the baby shower.
The meatballs, right?
What was the best thing there Baby shower meatballs
In the hall of fame
I only ate one thing
What'd you eat
Baby shower meatballs
In the hall of fame
Chicken parm
I was starving my nigga
So you went to the baby shower
To get some shit
From the pizza place
Nah it was real chicken parm
Oh
See he knew
He tasted it
And again I was like
Yo I feel funny
So your friends
Was like nigga
Yo I coordinated The whole thing So they gassed you Yeah gassed me Amped you right on up So I was like, yo, I feel funny. So your friends was like, nigga, I coordinated the whole thing.
So they gassed you.
Yeah, gassed me.
Amped you right on up.
So I'm like.
Went right in there and got yours.
But I was there like 45 minutes before I ate anything.
They're like, I just walked in and started eating.
Did you wear fitted?
No, I wore a white t-shirt and some sweatpants.
Did you at least acknowledge the baby mother and the guy?
I know the dude.
You say hello to them?
You know one of the dudes there, right?
I know the father
Oh, okay
You're ignorant
The father's my man
You're ignorant, yo
Are you about to start
Wearing vintage again?
No
If they coming back, let me know
I'll go to fucking Liz right now
I want the yes spot
What's my spot?
I don't even remember no more
Where the niggas used to be
Changing the things
No, I thought that spot is not even there no more.
Oh, nigga, he moved down the street.
Oh, okay, down the street then.
Oh, then I might go in there.
I might try to bring Fitted's back.
Look at you.
You trying to look.
You must be another baby shower coming up.
Holy shit.
This nigga looking extra young.
Y'all think it's so stupid.
I mean, these girls have these fresh babies.
Fitted heads cost $60.
They do.
What did you think they cost?
That's about right.
I haven't bought one in a while, but they was expensive when I stopped.
Yeah, it was like $50.
Last time I bought a fitted, that shit was $30.
That shit was $30.
And when the nigga told me $30, I was like, $30?
You got to stop buying them at the barbershop, Ice.
You better buy your fitteds from me.
New Pharah.
New Pharah. New Ferra.
Yo, dog, he fucked me up.
He said, see, I'm like,
whoa, whoa, whoa,
what you mean $60,000?
I got one.
He said, dog, they $65,000, $70,000.
I'm plugging.
Trying to look out for you.
Then JR said,
yo, I got the pink bottom.
If it's the pink bottom,
they $70,000.
I said, oh, yeah,
it's a pink bottom.
Yeah, yeah, he hooked you up. I said, yoas it's crazy $60 fit yeah that's about right inflation
nigga that's what you be bad yes I could tell you how you get is but it was
thought it'll start a fight and I'm not trying to want it just that good for
free packages it's good big packages no I'm the today. You tried to say I get it for free. Packages. A skit. Big packages. Yeah, no, I don't.
Box.
It's cool.
Channel on.
Yo, Flip, man, you hit a million, man.
Congratulations.
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're a millionaire.
Nah, we're not going to start with that yet.
Yeah, I don't need no clap yet.
Let's try to get my ass to box.
Get this shit off.
Get this shit off.
Get this shit off.
Man.
A million work.
Subscribers on YouTube.
Yeah, thank you, thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm going to keep going.
No doubt. Keep going. Stop. I didn't say nothing, man. I didn't say on YouTube. Yeah, thank you. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. And I'm going to keep going. No doubt.
You're going to stop.
I didn't say nothing, man.
I didn't say nothing.
I'm happy for you.
I was the first one to like your shit.
38 seconds in.
Don't play with me.
Don't play with me.
I'll show support.
You did.
I appreciate that.
But I knew what you were saying.
You said, I see you, nigga.
I knew.
I read through that whole subliminal.
I ain't like that.
Wait, that was a subliminal?
Yeah.
Me liking it?
38 seconds in.
I see everything you do.
I don't like that shit.
Yeah, don't play.
I want to block you.
What the fuck is going on?
Amelia, what?
Oh, yeah.
I was happy for you.
That's a big thing.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
YouTube going to send a little plaque over.
I don't think they ever sent me mine, but whatever.
Child of YouTube, man.
Yeah.
Child of YouTube.
M4 is back in the house.
She looks amazing.
Thank you.
I missed you guys. It's the six. Thank you. She looks amazing. Thank you. I missed you guys.
It's the six.
Thank you.
You look amazing.
Thank you.
I missed you guys.
We miss you too.
Got a Canadian shirt.
I like that.
You know why?
Because it's Canada Day.
Oh, y'all fucking shit up though.
Look outside.
Oh, man.
That's the wrong name for this.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on.
Wait, wait.
Are we still rolling with that lie?
Man.
We still rolling with the Canada wildfires
and fucking up the New York area?
If it's Canada Day, I'm stepping on it.
I've never heard of Canada Day.
Me either.
You're stepping on it.
Canada Day here in the States
or Canada Day in Canada?
Obviously, it's Canada Day in Canada.
Oh, God, man.
It's Canada celebrating their independence.
Shout out to you.
Exactly.
Got it, man.
I got to shout out my countrymen.
You do?
That's why I'm wearing the t-shirts.
She hasn't been to Canada in 20 years.
Y'all should happen on June 30th. Huh?
No, no, it's July 1st when this show will air.
Nice.
Three days later, America got their independence, huh?
One thing kind of has nothing to do with the other.
So they say.
It really actually doesn't.
We got our independence like like uh maybe
a hundred years after america like it's a completely different story gotcha so shout out to canada
july 1st yeah july 1st yeah and that's not well on the opposing side of you buying 60 hats
you could be like me. $1,000 hats. Who went,
I don't like how y'all try to pay me out.
You got $1,000 hats.
Come you, he's the first one.
He's always the first one to do it.
He said it, I didn't say it.
But you the first one.
But I guess I started with you, it's fine.
No, you go completely bald as you age.
You want to save your money on just shit like hats.
You don't want to stop relying on a hat.
Well, I still get a cut, but this morning,
I went in there trying to get extra sexy for everybody today,
and I'm fucking...
Oh, shit.
I nicked myself, like, on the side right here.
I took, like, a huge chunk of skin
out of the right side
of my head
I guess
you can see that
this nigga is constant
over everything
cause I was shaving
you got a lobotomy
I don't think it's fair
that on the commercials
only the white people
used the little
big razor things
I went in the supermarket
grabbed a whole bunch
of them shits
some shaving gel
shit put it on
and I was getting
so good at it
like the front was so smooth I shit put it on and I was getting so good at it like the front
was so smooth I had the music on bluetooth it was too much of a vibe you know this nigga clumsy
probably tripped now I went too fast in the wrong direction and then blood just started pouring
everywhere in my in my bathroom look likeed like Carrie. And you found the biggest
band-aid on earth. Well, no.
Actually, in Joe Budden fashion, I went
in there and pulled out a butterfly.
And I put a butterfly
on top of the huge chunk
missing from my head.
There's no padding under there. I didn't
put no ointment. I just put the butterfly
because I'm not a doctor. And what happened
was Carrie won. The blood just kind of I just put the butterfly because I'm not a doctor. And what happened was Carrie won.
The blood just kind of gushed
the butterfly.
That shit was deep because I can
see the blood.
No, it's real deep. Deeper than the pussy of a bitch
six feet. No, for real.
Honestly. So I took the butterfly
off. It was all soggy and shit and I put some
ointment and I grabbed the biggest shit I could find.
Pause.
You should have done the whole golf. Did you put hydroperoxide or alcohol to clean the cut? it was all soggy and shit and I put some ointment and I grabbed the biggest shit I could find pause and
Did you put hydroperoxide or alcohol to clean the cut?
Uh, no.
Okay, we figured.
That's why you're getting them headaches, nigga, doing dumb shit like that.
Clean your cuts. You got gangrene on your head, nigga. Clean your cuts.
Clean your cuts.
You think health is like a topic to joke on
On the pod
I'm just asking so I can get on your page
I got to see a neurologist
I made an appointment this morning
You gonna come in and joke about my ass
We worried about you
You do everything else
Fancy ass shirts, pants, hats
Thousand dollars
But take care of your health
We on your ass
Nobody's on my ass.
Because we know you ain't getting it.
Bottega ain't sponsored that, did they?
No.
You bought it.
Rich nigga, go buy yourself a fucking appointment.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
He's shooting at you.
Yeah, he's shooting.
You not going to shoot back?
Fuck him.
He get mad when you care about him.
I've never seen no shit like that.
Throw a frank at this nigga.
Oh, shit.
Yo. All right, let's nigga. Oh, shit. Yo.
All right, let's see.
We have some motivation here.
I don't take no checks.
I take my respect.
Pharrell even told me go with the safest bet.
Jimmy Iovine on for the safety net.
Hope-tivation.
Google dig around a crazy check.
I feel like YouTube is the biggest culprit.
The niggas pay you a tip for what you're supposed
to get spotify too congrats flip you know that's the thing right you know when i work i ain't your
slave right you know i ain't shucking and jiving and high-fiving you know the same back in the days
right it's doing a rapper hands with the hat well i can't tell how the way to kill Freddie Gray right shot down Mike Brown howdy did Trey right?
Let him continue choking niggas we gonna turn style
And he's wearing the Canada
Oh dick is skeptical is the only shit you. You bought nine iPhones to see jobs, Rich.
Phil Knight's worth trillions.
You still want those kicks?
Not freeway, but like exit road.
Five to five, nine billion.
They ain't say shit.
The crowd is gassing.
Lucy, you got some explaining to do.
The only one they hate, no one looks the same as you.
That's cool.
I know they trying to bamboozle you.
Spend the bills on me
to try to confuse you.
I had to talk to myself.
Hope you're used to it.
It's politics that shoots you.
And this is what it feels like.
Mic check, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two Mic check, one, two, one, two Best part in the whole wide world Rest in peace, Nipsey Hussle
We here though
The only reason I survive Cause a nigga is special first
You get successful Then they get stressful first
Niggas gon' test you, see if your checks is worth
Down to the break, one of them pressure bursts
Street niggas, still I get checks as first
I'm a police before I get pressed, I'm hurt
Better days, pray for what you expect to burst
I did level war, shit, I'm stressed as fuck
Cruisin' in a six, lookin' at the proceeds
Rap music on my wrist, drop another miape, my shit boomin' at this bitch
Young Malcolm, I'm the leader of the movement, I'm this bitch, yeah
And this is what it feels like
Which level makes the question, is it real life?
All the weed, good, all the drugs, real life
All the food, kick your daughter, feel right, what it feels like
And this is what it feels like SoundCloud, Google Shout out to all the communities out there that support us Shout out to our sponsors and advertisers
We love y'all, man, couldn't do this without you
Happy to be here
And this is what it feels like
And this is what it feels like
It goes
Wait a minute
Scope and bricks, way before Orbeez, double disc
40 on my lap, clap, sound like 40 Did the mix, filtered bass, sip, coke Like a Michelin star, chef, chef Wait a minute!
There you go!
How y'all feeling? Y'all feeling good? Feeling good? Feeling good? I lost all my little respect, I'm selling weed Been to open, bringing folks home from the feds I know the feedback gon' be mean I'm taking all my little bread
Pray for me, y'all, one day I'ma have to pay for these thoughts
Real niggas is a thing, real niggas is a thing
Real niggas is a thing, real niggas is a thing
Girl, you got something?
You got something?
Y'all know niggas can't swim
They fried my gaki, die
Y'all know niggas can't win
You never land on your facade
I arrived on the day Fredhemp, they got murk
Assassinated just to clarify purpose
What y'all gave birth to is a chairman mixed with Jeff Forrest
Big step on the jet with my legs crossed
Black stones on my neck, y'all can't kill Christ
Black Messiah is what I
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ESPN
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Max Kellerman
Along with Jeff Van Gundy, along with Jalen Rose We'll talk about it Max. ESPN. Oh. Max Kellerman.
Along with Jeff Van Gundy, along with Jalen Rose.
We'll talk about it.
We're going to talk about it.
That magazine is going to get us money. feels like
Microphone check one two what is this?
Let me get our drops out the way
What episode is this? 640, I believe.
600s is moving.
It sure is.
Yeah, 640.
Welcome to episode 640 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favorite host, Joe Budden, here with a few really good people.
Big M4 is here.
Flip is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here. Poe is here. Corey is here. Erickson is here Ice is here Parks is here Poe is here
Corey is here
Erickson is here
And we have our people working remote
Salute to y'all as well
How's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
Feeling good
Weekend plans
Fourth of July weekend
July 1st finally
July 1st finally
The 1st is here
A little beach action
That's it
Ain't doing nothing
I'm going upstate to see the family man
Alright Alright Going to the beach Yeah to see the family, man.
All right.
All right.
Going to the beach?
Yeah.
I see the family a lot with that Benz.
See his family. It's a comfortable ride now.
He see his family a lot now.
Okay, we got a family trip, a beach trip, a baby shower.
Flip, what you getting into this weekend?
Anything?
Yeah.
Just working.
Skits and stuff.
Okay, okay.
Mel?
Canada?
Probably going to hit Central Park.
What type of fireworks y'all do?
You put the maple leaf in the sky and shit?
Yeah, we do that.
We do that.
No, but I'm just going to run around the city and just have a lot of fun.
I've got some friends in from LA, so I'm going to play hostess.
Okay. That's pretty nice. Big Mel. Some'm going to play, like, hostess. Okay.
That's pretty nice.
Yeah, it's going to be some chill stuff.
How about you, Joey?
Any turnips?
No.
No, not at all.
I'm going to run around with my son.
I think Monday.
Monday I'll do something.
Okay.
Got fireworks?
No, the air's already fucked up over here.
Word.
I went to see the fireworks yesterday.
Last thing we need.
Double down on the nasty air
They see fireworks the story doesn't uh early. Okay. Yeah, that's the part this packed. Yeah
Yeah that part I like when they do that that shit was
Froze a spot around the corner
Put the little rum on top.
That shit,
you'd be twisted a little bit.
That sounds like a blast.
A lot of it.
A lot of it, yeah.
It was a vibe.
Yeah, I'm sure I'll find a cookout
or some way to go to.
Do they do fireworks on the Hudson?
Yeah.
They do?
Every year.
Okay.
Sometimes they do it on the East sometimes.
They do it on the East now.
Okay.
I think they alternate.
More than that even.
I thought that they used to alternate them one year in the east and one year over here,
but we just stopped really getting them.
Well, they also do downtown too.
They do downtown too now.
I think they alternate between like four spots basically.
That's how it used to be anyway.
I don't know how it is today.
Last year I went to one of them tall-ass buildings in the city.
Oh, that clears it up.
I forgot the building, but you could see them from the top floor.
It was fire.
They charged mad.
Sounds wealthy.
Yeah.
It's a little bit expensive shit to just watch some fireworks, but it was kind of fly.
It's giving opulence.
It was the East River.
Yeah.
They haven't been out here in a couple years.
I didn't know it was that long.
Yeah, no, it's been a little while.
What's important?
Oh, shit.
Actually, before we start, I will tell y'all how stupid I am.
I recently just learned.
Don't judge me.
It's a safe space.
I recently just learned that you could order something on Uber Eats and then order something
else before that other thing gets there to you.
A little appetizer?
I didn't know that.
No, like a whole separate order.
Yeah, a whole separate order.
From a whole separate place.
You couldn't do that before?
No, it's new.
Okay.
Fairly new.
You definitely couldn't do that before.
I was always treating it like the regular Uber,
like waiting for the meal to get there before you could order out,
but I'm stupid and slow.
So I just wanted to share that with y'all.
Also, Peter Luger and Carbones have lost a Michelin star.
That's really big news for me.
I don't know why.
Does that change how you're going to go there?
Will you not go there because they lost a star?
The other two spots, I don't really frequent like that as well.
Okay.
But every now and then, Carbones is nice.
Okay.
I've never been.
If you lose a star, what the fuck is going on back there at the Butcher?
What are you doing over there yeah
just thought
that would be important
for somebody out there
to know
they didn't feel like
paying for it this year
a lot of people
didn't feel like paying
a lot of people
didn't feel like paying
everybody taking all
their money
and running the F1
here's what I will
start with though
over the last few days
video went viral of
two strippers getting robbed
at gunpoint after working
BET weekend one of the ladies put out
a long caption saying how
listen this is really hurtful for me
I don't fuck I don't suck I don't
have some guy that pays for everything I really
take care of myself and
this hurts it's a huge setback
and wow.
That's what she said.
Which one of them put it up?
She also said,
I think it's the one that said,
I was laughing
because I was so caught off guard.
I had no idea.
Wait, she was laughing
during the robbery?
One of them was laughing.
I didn't keep track
of who posted what,
but one of them
had a little smile on her face.
But I wanted to ask you gentlemen
and lady,
if you were ever down really, really, really bad,
like really down bad, would you rob the strippers?
No.
No.
The strippers get robbed in the hood all the time.
You know what I'm saying?
We've seen it.
They get robbed all the time.
They get their bags taken.
But no, I wouldn't do it.
That's the norm?
It happens. In the hood, yeah. Please. But nah, I wouldn't do it. That's the norm? It happens.
In the hood, yeah.
Please,
expound on why you wouldn't.
Niggas,
why I wouldn't?
Anybody that said no,
expound on why.
Tell me.
I wouldn't do it
because of where I came from.
I just think it's
bummy shit to rob a stripper.
You know what I'm saying?
And I'm not blocking my face
if I'm going to rob somebody.
I want you to see me.
I'm on some ignorant
I just didn't seem like
good criminal etiquette.
I'm on some nigga shit. I want you to know it's me. For real on some ignorant nigga shit. It doesn't seem like good criminal etiquette. I'm on some nigga shit.
I want you to know
it's me.
For real, what?
Yeah, I want you
to know it's me.
You know where
it's coming from.
You got to go to jail
and I drop somewhere?
Yeah, well,
you're not supposed
to rob strippers.
You're supposed to
rob niggas.
And then now niggas
is telling anyway,
so it's different.
But you're not supposed
to rob strippers
and girls and old ladies
and kids.
You're not supposed
to rob.
They're off limits.
Says what? You're supposed to rob somebody who's girls and old ladies and kids you're not supposed to rob they off limits since when you're supposed
to rob somebody
who's in the same
field as you
so you know
you know what time it is
since when
there's a lot of rules
to this
you be trying to hype
answer my question
inside shit
Ice is talking to you
I'm not talking
about inside shit
I'm asking you a question
since when
what year
did that happen
forever that's the code correct you right yes I'm not talking about inside shit. I'm asking you a question. Since when? What year did that happen?
Forever, nigga.
That's the code, correct?
You right.
Yes.
He's right.
He's right.
I am right.
I wouldn't give a fuck if we're pregnant.
I want the baby rings and your number one mom pendant.
That was Biggie 94.
It's rap.
Niggas wasn't doing it.
Oh, so now we're saying niggas was rapping about shit they wasn't doing?
Is that what we're saying?
I love it here, yo.
They be killing us. They be killing us for hypothetical ethical street laws.
I think they could kill you
when you could obviously tell a lie.
Like, if you down bad enough
and you watch a girl
make $10,000 in two hours
in front of you
while you're at the strip club
crying because everything's
being repossessed,
no thought is going to enter your brain about following the girl over and robbing her no not like that i didn't say hurt her you asked him i mean i asked not like that but his his response
is two different type of robberies a nigga like a nigga like ish may be cool her smasher
and take a couple of thousand he may get get paid. Ish gonna run up on, where's the baby shower? Ish may get paid.
You can get it, Ish.
I'm not robbing him.
Ish, you smooth.
I can see you get $6,000 from a stripper.
I got your fucking mind.
What?
I can see you talking the bitch out of her money.
A little $4,000.
Yo, look, let's invest.
Put your house.
You lost all your property, Ish.
You lost all your property, Ish, man.
But it's another one.
$4,000, you can get six doors.
Yeah, you know you're going to talk about doors.
There's a multifamily right in Essex.
We can get it.
It's available.
I'll bring you in the morning.
Give me the DOV, DOA.
You can get the title right now.
All right, so all y'all got morals, and y'all wouldn't do that.
No, no, no.
I just don't believe in robbing people.
Yeah, I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do it.
I'd rob a store or an organization.
It's different to me.
They don't have as much money there.
I'm not robbing nobody, period.
I just don't believe in stealing.
What's the difference in robbing?
I believe that if you still,
let's say the strippers,
not trying to be funny.
Let's say the strippers, right?
This really was a fun topic.
I know.
You asking me a question.
You asking me what's the difference.
Yo, if you robbed a stripper,
it got repercussions.
Like her kids now suffer.
If I robbed a store, I'm good.
I can rob Macy's or Nordstrom's
or Saks' and shit.
They got insurance.
All right, you got it.
You got it.
So we ain't gonna go.
All right, what else is going on?
Robbing the law.
No, just forget it.
So we ain't gonna unpack this
with the strippers.
Please.
We ain't going to unpack the strippers.
All right.
Well, if you'd like to, please.
Because she was smiling.
I feel like it was the setup.
I feel like she set it up.
I feel like she set it up.
A lot of people feel like that.
Yeah, she was smiling.
The one in the green was smiling.
You could tell the one with the multicolored hair.
This is all alleged.
She was caught off guard.
She was shocked.
She didn't know what to do.
But the one in the green, she was smiling like.
She's a little too calm.
Yeah, way too calm.
Like she anticipated it or something.
And they knew where the bag was.
See, that's the first mistake.
They knew where the bag was.
He came, he asked a question, and on top of that, like...
Well, the bag was in public viewing.
No, hold on.
It was two bags.
They both was in sight, though.
Yes, they both was in sight, but niggas ain't...
I guess some niggas are taking everything.
This is how I feel.
She gave her homegirl to carry everything, nigga.
You carry all the bags and all that shit.
You notice that?
The bitch in the green, the biggest one,
didn't carry shit.
Her stupid ass purse and her phone.
So you set your friend up to do that.
That's the first mistake, idiot,
when you setting some shit up.
You got to act like you a part of it. i will say calm down as far as far as i'm tired i'm tired they did come take all the
bags from the one girl and turn around to leave and then they remembered they had to get the other
hey get to get up get us you gotta get us here too yeah i know we know it but go ahead
make it look real make it look real oh that's look real. Go get that shit, too. Oh, that's hilarious. Oh, they got her phone?
Do we do a GoFundMe for strippers, though, Joe?
I do all the time.
I was about to say.
I'm just saying, do we feel bad?
To JoeFundMe.
JoeFundMe.
Here this guy goes.
That shit was good, boss.
He do do that shit.
The nigga said last week
that this week,
last part that
it depends on what they're going through,
how much money you gonna give them.
He said, I started to look at their couches,
look at their living assessments.
That's what you said.
I know.
That's fire to me.
Well, thank you.
No, it's not.
You a hell nigga, so you don't give a fuck. I tried thank you. No, it's not. You a hell nigga.
You don't give a fuck.
I try to trick, but it don't work.
I get an attitude.
Does anyone else have anything on the strippers being robbed?
No.
Thoughts and prayers, man.
Thoughts and prayers.
Wow.
We would like to start a joke fund me for her.
Joe?
We who?
I'm exiting and ignoring everything about this.
Where you want to start? Music?
Yeah, let's get music in.
Let's start with music, man.
My man Drake did not drop.
Disappointing. That's the end of my...
That's the end
of my shit.
I waited for one thing and one thing only,
man. He ain't drop. He public faked us
a little bit. You got to buy the book?
Is that what it is?
I read, hey, I seen people, oh my God, the poets on Twitter.
Did y'all see a thread?
Nah, they tight.
The poets on Twitter were slamming Drake's book.
They were criticizing the poetry book.
And it was a video.
Apparently, it's like one sentence per page.
Oh, they're haikus. Not even if it's one sentence per page. If it's one sentence, that ain't no haiku. It it was a video. Apparently, it's like one sentence per page. Oh, they're haikus.
Not even if it's one sentence per page.
If it's one sentence, that ain't no haiku.
It's a fucking line.
You lying.
Yeah, I would find it, but it's shit like...
It would kill him?
Yes.
Yes.
That's art.
That's art.
But Drake didn't drop.
I'm not sure why he didn't drop, but it's fine.
Lil Uzi dropped. I didn't listen to it yet sure why he didn't drop But It's fine Lil Uzi dropped
I ain't listen to it yet
That's all
Hour and a half
That was all the fuss
That was all the rave
I said it was a rollout
What was?
Shorty smacking him
Over the girl
Over I-Spice
Allegedly
It's not a rollout
Nah
Not that one
Not that one
A hit with the phone to the face
Twice
Yeah
Bitch ass niggas in public.
Yeah.
And all of that.
That's a different type of romance.
No, no.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nothing about it.
Put it in the wrong.
That's the young nigga.
Did y'all listen to it?
No.
No.
I heard the first two songs.
And?
And then I put something else on.
Why?
Just was, a lot of music had dropped.
And it was a long project. So I was like, if I sit here and listen to all of this, Why? A lot of music had dropped.
And it was a long project.
So I was like, if I sit here and listen to all of this,
I won't be able to hear everything else.
So I just kind of jumped around.
So the first two songs did not motivate
you to finish listening?
I just wanted to hear everything else that dropped,
really.
That's all.
Sure, sure, sure.
Short amount of time from when the music drops, sleep,
and then getting in here.
So what else dropped?
Mel, you dropped the EP.
Yeah, Mel, you dropped.
Front of the show.
That's right.
Arts dropped Big Jersey 3.
You know I had to play that.
So you haven't heard it.
Bees dropped.
It's stuff that dropped I had to listen to.
OK.
Did you hear it?
Was it?
I did not.
I'm scared by elements hour and a half, personally.
It's only maybe one or two people that can make me listen to a long album.
Same.
But yo, don't we critique the short albums?
Who?
I love the short album.
Really?
I do.
I thought I heard y'all diss it before.
Never.
Well, lucky for a few of you, I'm going to play a few slaps.
Oh, okay.
Let's get it.
Here we go.
I purchased this album and played it in the morning when I woke up as I was getting ready for work.
Okay.
Normally, that time slot is reserved for smooth tunes, some smooth jazz or R&B.
Yeah, of course.
But when there's a huge rap release, I'll put it on so I can get ready.
So I'm in the shower and I'm in the bathroom.
And this is track one for you guys.
Is this before?
This is called Flooded called flooded the face this before
after you split your wig before I was about to say Uzi motivated you to get
your turn yeah yeah yeah against the grain on I had another joke but there's
a trigger warning that goes with that one so I'll just skip it yeah he
inspired me to do a few things now this is track one I'm not mad at track one. Flooded the face. I thought it was a real strong start to a project.
Uzi.
Uzi.
Wake up.
Uzi, not again.
You're never gonna change.
Yo, first of all, I fuck eight bitches a day.
How could you ever say Lil Uzi get a fuck for him?
I'm wrong for four of them say.
Nigga, I'm splitting her eyes but for you to do.
Nigga came on and dressed in the gay rumors, huh?
Yeah, that's what I was...
That shit was pressing on his mind.
It's like, how could they think I'm gay?
Nigga.
Don't want no pussy, one ball today.
But I just tongue it, you twat it, baby.
She lick on my back
when I'm proud of it, baby.
Got me so wet
like a swatty bag.
If I put out
and take with my portion.
If I'm pointing you
porn, we portion.
I fuck your bitch
on camera like a porno film.
I put diamonds everywhere
that mortar is.
Listen.
This is hard.
Yeah.
I really enjoyed track one.
This is hard.
That's nice.
And after that, he must have had an off-road vehicle, left that course, drove the Jeep totally somewhere different.
You know how sometimes the Wi-Fi gets bad and then the navigation have you going around?
I played about eight or nine of these songs.
I don't think I'm the demo.
I'm going to play this song called Amped.
Okay.
Shout out to Amped.
Shout out to Amped.
Play this song called Amp Track 5.
Okay.
Okay.
Bitch, I'm amped up.
Bitch, I'm amped up.
Bitch, I'm amped up.
Yo.
Well, at that point,
I was glad that there was another bitch amped up.
I wanted to throw my phone at him too.
I so understand JT throwing a phone
at this nigga multiple times.
That shit ain't sound bad.
Oh, well, let me play it.
OK, rock and roll vibes.
Trap and roll.
This is what he's doing over this hard-ass beat.
Look.
At this point, I almost slipped trying to get out the shower.
Running to my phone.
This is the part where I filled up my jacuzzi and took my Bluetooth speaker
and just threw it in there.
Look, he's whistling.
Let's just say it, y'all.
He's whistling, look.
He's going in.
Listen, this shit might go up at a festival, but when I'm in the bathroom, it don't really
go up like that.
Yeah, he's making like...
Those are just noises.
Listen to him.
Is he coming?
Is he having an orgasm?
Coming through the auto-tune is crazy.
What the fuck was that?
That was.
Got a little feedback.
A little feedback.
A nigga just wanted to do some crack in the middle of the song.
Oh, shit.
That nigga.
So can we throw that away?
Well, this is the song that comes on right after that.
Ah.
Ah.
Yeah.
A little futuristic shit. OK. This is crazy. This is crazy. Oh, no. A little futuristic shit.
OK.
This shit cray.
This shit cray.
This shit cray.
Futuristic?
It sounds like music that came on Metroid.
Snake.
A little futuristic sound.
This shit cray.
This shit.
No.
I'm the determiner of that, little Uzi.
You don't get to tell me.
This shit cray.
This shit is too cray.
Pint a pair to stay.
Got in my 10 of A. Put that billy right.
You still waiting on a billy right. You still waiting on a billy right. You still waiting on a billy right. You don't get to tell me this shit cray. This shit is too cray. Pinctape here to stay.
Got in my 10 of A.
Cut that Billy Ray.
You still waiting on a pink tape under my bustle face.
This is not good for my anxiety.
I hate him.
That's really wearing on my anxiety.
I'm too old for this.
I hate him.
And I don't like the age.
Not him personally.
I am too old for that.
Not him personally.
But I've concluded enough. I've heard enough. I've heard enough. I don't know if I'll finish old for that. Not him personally. But I've concluded enough.
I've heard enough.
I've heard enough.
I don't know if I'll finish this one out.
Someone could tell me the slaps if there's some slaps.
I heard it.
I'm never going to listen to this again.
I hope that the younger people that this is made for enjoy it.
Are they going to eat this up?
That's it.
And they wonder why society is on the rise.
That's it, though.
He's catering to his family.
I don't know if he's necessarily making music for that particular demo.
He's making music for his demo.
True.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
I'm looking for something that sounds good or don't.
Something I can play again or not.
I'm happy for him.
He's getting all the money in the world.
I'm separating music talks from business talks.
This will probably do well. I'm having a music talk i'm sure this will do
this will do well he crushes every time he drop this will be an i have no doubt that this will
be the first number one rap project but that's also my issue is that this is not a rap project
yeah so what does that really say to the messaging that billboard is getting out there with that
whole i think there's important messaging in that.
If they didn't think so, they wouldn't tell us every week.
True.
There's been no number one rap album,
and now you get an album of, no disrespect, but sounds as the number one rap album.
That's saying something.
Definitely saying something.
You think Drake planned on dropping
and then moved out the way for Uzi? No. No no i don't think he moved out the way for uzi i've worded that wrong not
move as in oh shit uzi is there but to maximize to maximize his output i already moved it from
my thugger date which i wanted don't hurt me to move it another week to help sell this book.
I guess I can see it.
And I do have this award-winning poetry,
this is Reactor Drake's new poetry book.
Hanif Abidubu, I can't pronounce none of these guys' names.
He says, really, it's kind of just a book of puns, silly little jokes.
Here goes one.
No one is gaslighting you on one page.
The other page says,
you're just so toxic that you're flammable.
Nonsense.
It says,
Drake's poems operate within an excess of white space,
a reduced set of images,
and limited punctuation.
That's from Aris Keon.
That's hate.
Houston's current. that's hate Houston's current that's hate
yeah man
how?
I thought that was a real nice way
to word your hate
it is
it's still hate
some of these are so absurd
that they're actually funny
here's another one
you love to get pretty for people
on one page
the other page says who don't know the truth about you?
I think it's satire.
We got him.
We fucking got him.
That sounds like Big's Instagram page, but for the hoes.
That's what he's doing.
He's giving them captions.
That's what he's doing. He's giving them captions. That's right.
Where he could push himself to indulge in the silliness and sentimentality that even the purest of poets would forgive,
he disintegrates into petty abstractions and instead gives us lines like,
you were in my dream last night.
They call that a nightmare, right?
Anyway, clap for the poet, not the scores.
Damn.
It's hate.
Now I want to read the book. It is a little hate, actually, though. I'm saying it's hate. It is a It's hate. Now I want to read the book.
It is a little hate, actually, though.
It's hate.
It is a little hate.
This makes me want to read the book.
And let me get my cake.
Where's my Aubrey cake?
And we've been...
It's Canada Day.
You're going to make me say it.
You're going to make me say it sitting next to her.
Want me to say it?
No.
Say it.
No. Yes. Say it. Yes. No.
Yes.
Say it.
Yes.
We have Canadian listeners, too.
Yeah, but...
You ever tell somebody Canadian
about our American holiday?
Tell me about the response
you got.
They don't give a fuck.
And tell you.
Dog, we don't give a fuck
about what y'all did
doing over there.
It's cool
we've been stealing
people been stealing
his captions forever
his lyrics and using
his captions
I think it's smart
to put out a book
with captions
captions
and his hate
because it's working for him
and then these poets
like yo
I don't get that shit
cause this shit
ain't getting
recognition
butterfly
butterfly
my butterfly book
ain't sell no copies.
This nigga out here about to be one line in them to death.
New York bestseller list with some bullshit.
Oh, no.
You're going to be a bestseller.
Exactly.
I want to buy it.
It's the same shit.
It's the same shit the purest rap niggas do when a Uzi album drops.
This is just noise.
It's the same shit.
Yo, that ain't really this.
This ain't the real rap, real this, real that.
Why sell it so much?
Same shit.
I want to hear the album, though.
Me too.
I want to know what he's doing on this project.
What if the album is like the book?
It's just sentences in between shit.
Sounds and then one line.
What if the album's hidden in the book
with like an invisible QR code or something like that?
Then he's going to lose a shit ton of money
and regret that the second that he does it trying to lose a shit ton of money.
Regret that the second that he does it.
Too much money behind. He's going to sell his album.
He's not going to hide it in the bushes.
I mean, like with a QR code for purchase.
Maybe.
I don't know.
I think that this book is satire.
I don't think he's being serious.
I think it's kind of a take on like young Pueblo, you know, because he uses up all like, you know, condensed wording, lots of white space in his books and stuff like that.
So I think that that's what this is.
I think it's I could do whatever I want and he's going to buy it.
And that's here.
And that's it.
He sold me.
Yeah, I want the book.
I want the book.
Was there anything else in music?
One of my favorite artists
he just celebrated 18 years
of his debut album Raheem Devon
his album
debut album was the love experience
it was
I consider it kind of a classic
album it was no skips
I love
love love that album
literally just playing it like three days ago
before I even knew
that it was like
the 18th year
that he was celebrating
he celebrated with
like another drop
so
okay
is it like a
he added some songs
to it or something
no no no
he dropped another album
oh a new project
yeah he dropped
a new project
he dropped a new project
18 years
is an interesting
milestone
yeah
I mean
yeah
y'all been grown now y'all been grown grown now not 20 I see it I see
celebrate 18 years don't we
yeah that was like an incredible album the love experience for some reason we
forgot to well now for some reason cuz we spoke about it on Patreon and then it, but Jim and Push, now that that's kind of come and go, where do we stand? How do we feel? Opinions?
I still want the Push song on my phone, I'll tell you that much.
Yeah.
To start with.
That's what I thought.
The song's not out.
Yeah.
The song that Jim replied to is not out.
Took the beat and did his own shit on it.
And somehow they were still able to assess Jim's response as a response.
Well, that's because they heard enough of the push.
They heard enough.
I stepped on that shit too soon.
That's what happened.
All right, I'm hating.
I'm just hating.
That's it.
Somebody say something.
Get the hate off me.
How you hating?
Because when he did it with Drake.
Gotcha. That was Jim's move. I like what Jim did that was just move i like what jim did the entire audience knew that i saw people one thing i will
say though is i saw people not really cared about the music this was who i like more it was a lot of
push can't rap better than jim so this is trash. Bro, that has nothing to do with...
You mean Jim can't rap better than Push.
Jim can't rap better than Push, so this is trash.
And then there was also the Jim did more culturally
than Push did.
Yeah, it was everything but listening to this song
versus the song that's not really out,
but you can hear it, that he's replying to.
Just record versus record.
I like what Jim did.
Me too. Me too. I still give round one to push though personally i don't because around there's only one record out that's a loophole it's important loophole if your record's not out yet
i mean i want to hear how it sounds in my speakers i need to hear it hear it even though i know what
he said i heard the whole song the guy's good
the guy's good
yeah
but Jim's response
was a lot better
than I thought
it would be
and could be
he showed up
he did
he said a lot
and he replied to a lot
that was said
in that record man
he did
and I like the aggressiveness
I'm gonna get my shit out first
and shoot a video
and all that shit
I like that
and I like that he countered the
big lou uh lv production with just the mic hanging from the air on the block in front of the bodega
yeah you got to do it that way you could do all of that grand stage i'm going right back to
hip-hop right here on the block do you think you'll get around too absolutely um i think
damn right do you think you're getting a timely manner, I guess? Let me say that.
I think Push is going to drop when he's ready on some.
This is at my leisure.
What line do you think that Jim said might trigger Push to be upset?
Maybe the malice.
Maybe the malice.
I don't think Push is upset. I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I don't think Push is upset.
I did a brother one, yeah.
Yeah, you was still talking too greasy about my brother.
He said, what happened to that boy?
I said, Jim's not.
He said a few things in there that was a little.
The problem with that one, though, Malice can rap too now.
I ain't seen Malice in war.
I don't care about rap skills in war.
The problem with that is, this is my problem.
I get what he's saying. you have to have been in the
war the best rapper don't necessarily win the war i'm not talking about push versus jim but
if you're the greatest rapper in the world and you never engaged in that type of shit then i don't
know what you can say i don't know what your brain thinks i don't i just don't know you just rap good
that ain't enough your pen is your pen yo it ain't enough it ain't what are you saying
in between your rhyming words what is your content i'll be curious to see if malice they both put a
lot of content between the rhyming words which is why i think this is entertaining they were saying
shit i got two you never sold none you never you never went up to poppy one we asked before did we
think it would go left i absolutely oh this is going left this is a thousand percent oh yeah let's get to the real shit this is going left it's going this
is going to go all the way left um the the things when jim called in here you know he's like and
keep it music keep it cute don't do nothing crazy don't say nothing too too crazy you know how i get
but once you start saying what he said about malice and bringing in you know you you look
like you was using
and this, that, and the third.
You opening the door
for some shit to get said.
Yeah, true.
You opened the door.
So now, if he responds
in a way that he could respond.
Oh, you misunderstood
what he said then.
I misunderstood?
I think so.
Him saying, yo,
you know how I could get angry.
That never said,
I ain't about to totally
disrespect you.
No, I'm not. I'm not. All never said, I ain't about to totally disrespect you. No, I'm not.
All it said was,
you're going to have to acknowledge
the fact that it could get that way with me.
And it sounded like he's trying to usher him near.
Yeah.
He's trying to lead him to be disrespectful
and say he can react.
That's what it sounded like.
It's a tactic.
It's a tactic.
But then why say,
yo, we better keep it on music
that's the point
cause he gotta say that
yeah he has to
he gotta say that
for morale purposes
he has to
you know what I mean
and let me tell you
I want this to stay music
I don't know if I'm sounding
a different type of way
I want it to stay music
I do too
please
I just
you can't
Jim Capo can't come on
on a podcast
and be like
yeah nigga say something
I'm gonna go outside your cool feet
it's not back in the days
of 01 he can't say that he'll be looked at as crazy he has to say go outside your cool feet it's not back in the days of 01
he can't say that
he'll be looked at
as crazy
he has to say
what he said
yeah but I can tell
he had his go left voice
on him
yeah he did
on top of that
we gotta read through it
even if I'm
if that's my mindset
though like yo
this ain't nothing
this ain't beef
it's just music
I'm not gonna say
the things
that opens the door
for you to say
something that I know
I ain't gonna like
and your cop
I don't like
when niggas watch I see it I know where it's gonna that I know I ain't going to like. And your cop don't like when niggas talk.
I don't really see it.
Watch.
I see it.
I know where it's going to go.
I know where it's going to go, too.
So I'm never covering this again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm done.
Listen, good battle, good rounds.
The fans win.
The fans.
The fans.
True.
I'm done.
When artists like Kiss and them say that, you know,
they don't like this matchup
what standpoint
are they coming from
like with Jada
be like I don't like
this matchup between
Jim and Push
if Jada Kiss
is saying that
then that's what
Joe Budden is saying too
and getting me to
interpret for Jada Kiss
got you okay
whatever you think he mean
is what he mean
got you alright
he's good at the
you too
you too
what you good boy that was a good one I'm riding with Kiss I know Got you. All right. He's good at the- You too? You too? What?
You good, boy.
That was a good one.
I'm riding with Kiss.
I know.
I know when my name is Bennett.
Yeah.
Kiss Cafe.
Puppet Master.
No bullshit.
I did like to see it, though.
I like it.
I like the energy.
I like it.
I just-
Stay music, please.
Good luck.
Come on, let's get right to it.
Billboard released their top 20. We had this conversation on Patreon. Good luck. Come on, let's get right to it. Billboard released their top 20.
We had this conversation on Patreon.
We did.
Their top 20 rap groups of all time.
We did.
20, UGK.
I like it.
19, G-Unit.
They got the whole list out.
Yeah, but we don't care about that.
We covered one thing.
We on the top 20.
Or 22.
Oh, OK.
18, Three 6 Mafia.
Cypress Hill.
Beastie Boys.
Naughty by Nature at 15.
Fugees at 14.
Mobb Deep, 13.
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 5 at 12.
Migos at 11.
The Roots.
De La Soul.
Salt and Pepper.
Eric B. and Rakim.
Public Enemy.
The top five is Run DMC at 5
Tribe Called Quest at 4
NWA at 2
Wu-Tang Clan at
I'm out
NWA at 3
Wu-Tang Clan at 2
Outkast at 1
I gotta say
I hated 21 through 50
not hated
the names were right
the orders were just crazy to me
this is
I'm not super mad at this
I'm not super mad
I'm not super mad I would have modified a few things I'm not super mad at this. I'm not super mad. I'm not super mad.
I would have modified
a few things.
I'm not super mad at it.
They definitely got it right
by keeping,
I think they got
all the groups
that should have been
in the top 50
in the top 50.
Yes.
So you can't really argue that.
Yes.
And didn't even have a top.
No, they didn't.
We was Bone Thugs.
They were in the top 20-something.
21.
Yeah.
That was the person I looked for.
Yeah.
They were in there.
All right.
Again, like,
that's a point. Bone Thugs could have been in the top 20. Should have That was the first thing I looked for. They were in there. Again, that's a point.
Bone Thugs could have been in the top 20.
Should have been in the top 20 by a lot of people's estimation.
I think, again, if you play with the orders a little bit, three or four spaces, I think
they really did good in this particular one, more than they do in a lot of the other lists.
I'm really happy with where they put Mobb Deep.
Yeah.
Because every time we bring up Mobb Deep, or at least for me and my travels,
the rest of the world outside of New York always act like that's such a New York thing
and it didn't really hit anywhere else.
And I wasn't there, so I can't argue, but I know what it did over here.
And I know the impact that that sound and style of music had in totality.
Yes.
So to see Mobb Deep at 13 right under the Fugees,
who were an international diamond-selling group.
I wonder if the consideration here is solo careers as well,
because while I'm not mad at the Fugees in the top 20,
they may be a little high being that they only have two albums.
I disagree. Tell me more. I think that- high being that they only have two albums. I disagree.
Tell me more.
I think that...
Well, Biggie only has two albums.
Yeah.
But there's a reason for those two albums.
Whatever the reason may be.
There's a reason for this one.
I mean, okay.
But I just think that you got to take all things in totality.
I agree.
So to what Joe said, Mobb Deep, if you go to other states, they wasn't hitting like that.
And we hear that from those states in our reviews oftentimes because I wasn't in those states.
But when they'd be like, no, y'all niggas is wrong.
That shit wasn't really rocking out.
Fugees was international.
No question.
That shit went diamond.
And their impact was crazier than Mobb Deep's.
To answer your question, they did address that.
It says, most notably, inclusion on this list is based on the accomplishments of the group as a unit,
not what the individuals may have separately accomplished.
Oh, then I would bump it down a little bit.
Yeah, same.
Respectfully.
I love the Fugees.
I love the score.
But that one impactful album puts you at 14?
I don't know, man.
No, the score was the score.
Absolutely.
This is the criteria they took to come up with the list
body of work slash achievements so Wu-Tang only have two albums no hell no no five yeah four like
two that count two two out yeah two that yeah thank you um but
but that first one counted Wu-Tang is, again, listen. It's blooded around reality or whatever, like that.
Yeah, that don't count.
That first album don't count.
Y'all are bugging.
That first album don't count.
Y'all wasn't there.
It's like juvenile.
Y'all wasn't there.
It's like juvenile.
You couldn't go nowhere without hearing,
Mona Lisa, can I get a date on Friday?
And if you're busy, I wouldn't mind to get Saturday.
That's Jersey Vice, but I feel you.
That's Jersey Vice, but I feel you.
I didn't know they was from Jersey when I heard that.
I thought they was some weirdos from Alabama.
Some shit. I had no idea they was from New Jersey that she just came on I want to achieve achieve for y'all but anyway I'm I got my cape on I understand why Wu-Tang
because again body work achievements cultural impact slash influence longevity lyrics and flow
that cultural impact part pushes Wu-Tang up so So why don't the culture? I don't think nobody's questioning where Wu-Tang is.
Cool.
NWA, Tribe.
Outkast is the best group of all time to me.
Run DMC or Outkast.
It's NWA for me, but I'm not mad at it.
Their top five was great.
That's true.
You can't argue it.
Even if you interchange the top five, you might have put this one at three, this one at two, whatever the case may be.
I think that top five, it would be unanimous.
Are we all agreeing that OutKast should be number one?
I don't see an argument.
I'm not mad at it.
I can't argue it.
It's not my number one, but I'm not mad at it being their number one.
They could have put Run DMC as number one.
Nobody would have argued with that.
A lot of people would argue.
OutKast has a better shooting percentage.
You think so?
OutKast has a flawless shooting percentage.
It was either going to be OutKast or Wu-Tang.
Yeah.
Anything else, you hear argument.
If Run DMC was number one I don't think
they would have got pushback
if Run DMC was number one
did they list the Jungle Brothers
nope
no
I get it
they only had one album
I get it
they didn't only have one album
they had a lot
one big album I guess
yeah but they probably had more
they had more
I don't like the engineer
I used to love
I don't like the art engineer
discounting the smaller albums
from the groups
not
and impactful
I'm talking about impact
yeah
yeah
I'm with it
Ultra Magnetic should be on there too
but by that
by that notion
I want to bump Salt-N-Pepa down
but you can't do that
right
can't
can't do that
because the women will attack you
I'm putting
I'm putting Locks
I think it was at like 22, 23
I would bump them up
in favor of Fuji's or something like that.
Or would you put Salt-N-Pepa?
You're such a troublemaker.
Yo.
I wasn't even going to ask you.
You're such a troublemaker.
Do you think that they're in the appropriate spot?
I do.
You put them at what, number 20?
They were impactful.
I was a kid.
I'm a little older than some of them.
They were impactful.
I was a kid. I was buying them. They had impact. I remember Salt-N-Pepa. They had impactful. I was a kid. I'm a little older than some of them. They were impactful. They were.
I was a kid.
I was buying all this shit. They had impact.
I remember Salt-N-Pepa.
They had impact.
They had great impact, but dude.
Describe it.
What was the impact?
Yeah.
They were going on tours, like mega tours.
You know what I'm saying?
And they were the only female group around at that time.
And they still was moving units.
They had their video.
It wasn't just like a...
Did they have more impact?
Like a charity.
You know what I'm saying?
Did they have more impact than TLC? I love Salt-N-Pepa, but... All right, all right. Did they have more impact than TLC? like a charity. You know what I'm saying? Tom Chet impact, though?
Did they have more impact than TLC?
I love Salt-N-Pepa, but...
All right, all right.
Did they have more impact
than TLC?
Well, their impact literally
was because they're pioneers.
I get it.
There's like no TLC
without Salt-N-Pepa happening.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't think so.
I don't think that's true.
I like 2 Live Crew being 32,
to be honest with you. That was my thing.
How could 2 Live Crew be 32 and Salt-N-Pepa be 7?
Like, y'all are bugging with that.
Do you think Salt-N-Pepa...
Yo, you know it's so funny, you can't even get out the question.
Do I think that...
What are you asking me, young man?
Because you're making me laugh.
Do you think that Salt-N-Pepa had a bigger impact than TLC,
regardless of being pioneers?
No.
No.
All right.
Was TLC on the list?
That's an R&B group.
No, it's an R&B group.
I'm sorry.
I'm talking about an R&B group. I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, true.
True.
Who else I got a problem with
on this list?
Let me see.
Oh, you know what I like?
I like Migos being 11.
Not mad at it.
I'm not mad at it.
And would probably argue they could go higher.
Not mad at it.
Not mad.
Higher than who?
If they had number 11.
You don't want me to say it.
I already got punched in the face once.
Migos definitely could be in the top 10 groups of all time, dog.
So how do you put the Beastie Boys at 16 after Migos definitely could be in the top 10 groups of all time, dog. So how do you put
the Beastie Boys at 16
after Migos at 11?
I don't have the Beastie Boys at...
I'm just saying,
who in the top 10
could they take out?
Top 10 is...
Y'all are getting mad at me,
so I'm not...
Cultural...
You're going to say De La Soul.
Absolutely we'll say De La Soul. I know Ice is going to say De La Soul. Absolutely we'll say De La Soul.
I know Ice is going to say De La Soul.
100%.
I'm going to say it too.
1,000% actually.
We talking about impactful groups.
Catalog.
Migos should be hiding De La Soul.
I'll say it.
Migos should be hiding So and Pepper.
Yes.
Yes.
And if you really want me to fucking turn this up.
I can't say that one you gotta say
yeah migos should be hired in the unsaid one too you out your mind who's done said one
shit that nigga be i could keep going no you can't you're just gonna be a top five group and
i can have no argument you out your fucking mind how they can argue against it because
this is the thing we we got recency bias. I was outside. That is true.
I was outside.
I don't have recency bias.
So attack what I'm saying without that.
Cool.
To take any of them groups out of the top five, you are bugging.
They have not had more impact than any group in the top five.
They have a lot of impact, though.
Not more than any group in the top five.
Not even close.
Top eight.
I'm not bad at top eight.
Top eight.
I still disagree. You 47 8 Top 8 I'd still disagree
Top 7
You 47 though
I know and that's my point
So that's how I can mention
What were you doing
What were you doing when
That's how I can mention the impact
What were you doing when
Fight Music dropped
Fight Night
Fight Night
I mean Fight Night
No answer it
I don't know where I was at
When Fight Night dropped
I was outside
But answer it
Let the music act
As a photograph
Cool
And I'm outside, right?
Yo, I hate outside.
No, listen, I'm telling you.
Outside don't answer nothing in hip-hop.
I'm with Ice now.
No, you're not, because you say it all the time.
It's your thing.
I know.
I've implemented mad shit that has ruined culture.
This is what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is this.
I was around when all of these groups came out.
Damn near all of them.
I was around.
So I saw how they moved outside.
I'm not disrespecting the Migos
by saying that they didn't
have a cultural impact.
What I'm saying is
in early 90s and late 80s,
these other groups
had cultural impact too.
Y'all niggas was
in elementary school.
Okay, let me ask you a question.
So you say they shouldn't
go higher than De La?
I'm not really a fan
of De La Soul being there.
I think the Beastie Boys
could replace it.
I think the Beastie Boys could replace De La Soul.
Okay, okay.
Hold on, hold on.
So they shouldn't go hiding Salt-N-Pepa.
I want to go in order.
No, no.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Well, if the Meg album had you going crazy, then.
Meg album didn't have me going crazy.
I do want to say.
Salt-N-Pepa was impactful, my nigga.
How long?
Was Salt-N-Pepa impactful?
There you go.
How long?
Easily a decade.
Easily.
No way.
What?
No way on God's green earth. no no don't just say no give me
the years that make up that 10 years earth tell me the 10 years computer i don't know what the
fuck they go you got a phone it goes from fucking uh push it and i'll take your man to what a man
that's the run what a man what a man what that's the run because so i man, what a man, what a man. That's the run. Because Salt-N-Pepa came out dissing Dougie Fresh and Slick Rick.
That was their inception.
Dissing Dougie Fresh and Slick Rick.
Yeah, 85.
Showstopper.
Thank you.
And my nigga and shooping all that shit was out when I was in high school.
We talking about the run.
Yeah.
Shooping all of that shit was out when I was in high school.
I don't like that he get to say all this and still not answer my question as to where he was and what he was doing when he was fighting that guy.
I don't know.
And I asked you.
I don't know.
But you ain't even trying to think.
Bro, because that song wasn't.
Versace.
I was in the clubs.
And it was going off in the clubs.
I'm not.
Bro, listen.
I'm not going to make this me dissing the Migos.
I'm not dissing the Migos.
They were impactful. 86 to 93 are salt and peppers. What I'm telling you. No, no, I'm not going to make this me dissing the Migos. I'm not dissing the Migos. They were impactful.
86 to 93 are Salt-N-Pepas.
No, no, no, 88 to 95.
Because 95, they won the Grammy.
Dog, we're not going to just, that's what I'm saying.
Salt-N-Pepa was impactful.
Salt-N-Pepa made girls think about rapping.
You want to talk about cultural impact?
The Migos ain't making nobody go pick up a pen?
That's not true.
That's not true.
Nah, Migos definitely is.
Migos sponsored an entire.
That's not true.
An entire what?
Genre.
The entire generation of kids
and the way that they make music
is birthed from Migos.
How?
Migos,
Soulja Boy,
Chief Keef.
There's a few of them out there
that changed the way
that the newer kids make music.
So the Migos ain't a product
of that future sound?
They were a part of it.
Yeah, they were a part.
Not even a product of it.
They're contemporaries.
They had to fight with him.
I know.
They had to battle it out.
I'm not, and again, I'm not,
I don't want this to come off as that.
Even that's tough.
You can't.
Cool.
Extremely.
Y'all bugging.
And that made girls want to start rapping.
That's cultural impact.
About what, sex?
Listen, my brother.
Y'all bugging. I'm just asking. About what, sex? Listen, my brother. Yeah, about sex.
I'm just asking.
Listen.
You got it, fam.
Should Migos be
higher than De La Soul?
I think they could be.
Yeah, they could be
higher than De La Soul.
Okay.
But I don't think,
I don't agree with
De La Soul being in the top 10.
I think Beastie Boys
needs to be.
Should Migos be
higher than The Roots?
No.
But could they be?
Not to me.
No.
Look at Parks.
Your backpack is cool.
Your backpack is safe.
Your backpack
burning up.
We can leave this topic out
because you sweat
and you turn it pink
in the face.
It's cool,
but can they?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
Hell yes.
Sorry, Philly.
They could.
Absolutely.
They could. I think that's recency bars
Maybe I'm the old nigga on the pot
But I definitely think that's recency bars
You didn't even know the members of the Roots group
Who didn't know the members of the Roots
The names of all the members
I know them niggas names
All of them
Offset, Takeoff, and Quavo
What are you talking about
That's the Roots
Y'all heard him right
That's Mika
Oh you said the members of the Roots I said the Roots I donall heard him right That's Mika Oh you said the Roots
I said the Roots
I don't gotta know
That's a band
Niggas
Most of these niggas
They don't know their names
You got five songs
Can you name five Roots
Watch this
Put on the Roots album
I didn't say that
I asked you a question
Watch this
I could quote the whole album
Front to back
That's why I love this part
I was outside in the 90s
I'm not fair
I wasn't listening to No Limit
I was listening to the Roots
There you go
Well you back him in the corner.
And then he dissed you.
Then he dissed you.
Bro.
That's how it happens.
That's how I buy this.
No, that's the thing, though.
Niggas wasn't around.
You making an opinion based on some shit when you wasn't around.
But he had a radio, my nigga.
And he didn't listen.
He had a radio.
As per him, he didn't listen to.
Ice didn't even listen to Mobb Deep.
He lives in fucking Newark.
I'm trying to get you.
He's saying, I know.
I'm not dissing him. You are. not a diss cool ice told us he didn't listen to mob deep like that am i lying ice will say he didn't listen to mob deep so my point is ice was listening to down
south rap so ice wasn't outside in the clubs ice wasn't necessarily outside in the street
ice can't speak to the impact that some of these songs had in the summer times outside.
I'm just asking you to name some records.
That's it.
That's all I said.
That's true.
Now respond to him.
All I said is if they are that group and Amigos should not be hired in Amigos, can you name me some roots?
If I don't know nothing about the roots, okay, maybe I'm wrong.
Let me go do my due diligence.
Give me some records to go look for.
So I'm about to answer you if if you turned on every the illadelf album i could quote the album
front to back literally start rapping with them but i don't know the names of the songs you got
bad memory 47 come on you don't i don't know the names of the songs you know that too you'll be
like yo i'll be like what song is that you like you know when you hear it right and the song will
come on and i could quote the whole fucking song but i want her to name i i have i i have migos above salt and pepper and uh
okay okay so when it comes to salt and pepper i think that the conversation we're focusing a lot
on impact you know but i feel like everybody's definition of what is impactful is maybe slightly different.
You know what I mean?
And when it comes to like impact with Salt-N-Pepa, the fact of the matter is, is that representation really matters.
And when it came to female emcees and just like the whole embodiment of being a woman in a male-dominated music genre was wildly impactful. And that's why
I'm trying to say that so many women that came after them, they are the template. They're the
blueprint. They're the pioneer. Their footprint is extremely large. That is why they deserve to be
extremely high on the list, regardless of the lyrical content, all the other criteria.
Their impact was literally a sonic boom.
And that, to me, is what makes them
where they deserve to be where they are.
Name four Sun Peppers songs, Melissa.
I mean, we just named them.
No, we didn't.
We did.
Push It, Shoot, Whatta Man.
It's a massive group effort.
All right, forget it.
Don't worry about it.
Y'all got it money out of me when this come on. Oh, they get some money out of me when this come on. I hear y'all. Y'all know where y'all was at when that dropped.
They got a couple of them that get some money out of me. They got a few of these.
I start digging. I start digging.
They can get some money out of me when this come on.
Definitely. Again, I'm not
shitting on them.
We're not going to do that.
This isn't a comparison
between the two. You know what I'm saying?
I don't even think they're comparable.
They're not.
It's like a straw man's fucking argument.
It's like it's non, it is non-comparable.
Me and Ice stopped arguing at least seven minutes ago.
I'm done, bro.
Y'all got it.
The Beagles is the top maybe six group of all-time.
I'm so fucking mad.
Niggas ain't played Pusha in 30 years
so
the reality
20 years
I won't be playing
that Migo shit either
when Pusha came out
I was in elementary school
I was
in elementary school
in Canada
I'm just talking about
impact
and representation
you know what I mean
so
she's right
she is
y'all have Canadian listeners
and you just
alienate the fuck out of them if you want to I'm shouting them out I like them shout have Canadian listeners And you just alienate
The fuck out of them
If you want to
I'm shouting them out
I like them
Shout them out
Mel did you just do that
What
She weaponized her character
She definitely did
She definitely did
I mean
You know you gotta love them
Why you feel the need
To weaponize you against us
I'm not weaponizing anything
You were tweeting
You said you were gonna
Come back and bust
Niggas ass on the park
Get at us about certain topics.
I saw it.
I mean, listen, it's Saturday, and it's a long weekend, so I'm trying to be fun and shit.
Not talk about stuff that, you know, has been making crazy headlines.
I saw what you wrote on Twitter.
I just screenshot that shit.
I said, I'm going to do the talk.
You're threatening us to your fans.
She said, I'm going to go there and fuck them. I said, oh that shit. I said, I'm going to do the tough. You threatening us to do your fans? She said, I'm going to go there and fuck them.
I said, oh, shit.
Oh, my God, embellish.
Oh, my God, embellish.
He said, you're going to let us have it.
I was just like, I'm good.
She said that shit from vacation.
Or wait to get back.
There's smoke coming from up there.
I'm talking about it.
Get your ass in the room.
She said that.
She said that.
They asked a topic.
And she said, when I go up there, I am going to let them fuckers have it.
Damn.
Those motherfuckers.
That's all I read.
I just heard your voice.
You heard it in my voice.
The fuckers have it.
You heard it in my voice, even though I did not say.
You were paraphrasing.
Yes, I am.
You were paraphrasing.
Yeah.
But yeah, it's the Jonathan Majors topic.
It's back in the headlines and stuff like that.
But it's not fun stuff.
So, you know, we're just going to walk away from that.
Well, get your shit on.
Check us.
Four minutes or less.
Real quick, though.
I would like you to stand on what you said.
I want you to check us.
And checking us for, wait.
You said you were going to check us.
Just not for 40 minutes.
Okay.
All right.
Even though...
Okay.
Originally, when we came in,
we talked about the Jonathan Majors story.
You know, he was accused of domestic violence and assault.
His partner of a year made these accusations.
He was arrested.
And we started talking about the fact that, you know,
his career was probably over, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
My stance was always, can we let the case play out
and see what evidence is going to be presented and stuff
instead of crucifying him and ruining him
before his career can actually kind of take off?
And so as things have kind of come out,
there's been a lot of stories about past, you know, abuse from other
people that he's had dealings with, etc., etc., but most recently in his court appearances,
the cops have found that there is enough evidence to charge his accuser of lying and also for
lying and also for assault.
And so the story itself has a lot more,
you know, there's a lot more to it than what was originally conveyed.
However, at this point,
a Rolling Stones article just came out.
So there's no way that I can sum that up
in about four minutes.
It's just, it's absolutely ridiculous.
There's no way that I can sum it up.
So what were you checking us on?
Because we stood with
I don't understand
You know the checking us on
Oh you guys
You guys were like
Literally like
Yeah no
He's
Accusing him of what he was
Yeah it's probably
Oh so we attacked him
Yeah
Got it
Yeah
Yeah
And I just basically said
We're gonna let
The
We're gonna let the case play out
See evidentiary proof
And then Our bad? Hmm Our bad to let the case play out. See evidentiary proof.
And then... Our bad?
Our bad.
My bad.
I'm sorry. You know what I'm saying?
My bad. Got it.
Got that one wrong.
You kind of damned if you do, damned if you don't. We in a fucked up situation
right now. Absolutely.
Oh, why? Because the whole believe all women type thing?
Correct.
Yeah.
Right?
If you sit there and say, hey, I'm going to wait for the information to come out.
As men.
As men.
Then you're not believing the victim.
And we're victim shaming.
You're part of the problem.
Yeah.
Or if you just say you want to use your brain and say, you know what?
Let me just think.
You can't.
You can't.
Critical thinking is, no no you're right a lot of times the pendulum just fucking swings in the opposite
direction as to where it originally was and yeah the pendulum swang swung a little bit too far
because in that in that situation there was way too many holes in the story that was presented
and I was like I don't really I don't really believe this. I don't believe it as it's been presented.
I really think that there's a lot of holes in it.
And maybe in this particular circumstance, because I'm a woman, I'm allowed to employ critical thinking when it comes to that situation.
That's it.
That's really it.
That is it.
As a man, we can't say what you literally, when it came out, we can't sit there and say, wait.
We can't say what you say. Let's came out, we can't sit there and say, we can't say what you said.
Let's wait to hear more.
We can't do that.
We can't say, well, she might have did something for him to slap her.
We can't say that.
Or the fact that he might not actually have slapped her.
Got it.
Yeah.
Nope.
Shit we can't say, but you can say that.
Okay.
Yeah, you got to speak for us.
You got to help us out.
Yeah. That's what you get. In these situations. Oh, this nigga got, oh, shit. He got the blockers. Okay Yeah you gotta speak for us You gotta help us out Yeah
In these situations
Oh this nigga
Oh shit
He got the blockers
Just in case
Oh no he was doing good
Don't bring him out
Oh please wait
He was doing good
Don't bring him out
Do not bring out them shades
Nah they out bro
Don't ignore me
I can't
They out
Where we at come on
Nah I mean
Anything else in closing Mel?
No
No There's an article That just came out In Rolling Stones That just kind of They out. Where we at? Come on. I mean, anything else in closing, Mel? No.
No.
There's an article that just came out in Rolling Stones that just kind of tries to portray him as a serial abuser,
et cetera, et cetera.
But really, honestly, after reading the article
and employing critical thinking, no.
When you emphasize on critical thinking,
employing critical thinking, imploring critical thinking, are you are you the only one here that, you know, that uses that?
No, I'm talking about no, I I'm going to assume that nobody's read it because it literally just dropped this morning.
So and it was a lengthy article and I just happened to be able to read it.
So I'm not talking about anybody else. I'm just talking about myself.
So I'm not talking about anybody else.
I'm just talking about myself.
And when I'm reading an article and understanding how the media can like write things in such a way that it's. Sways.
That it sways your opinion, but they're not actually producing any real evidence.
They're just making these broad stroke statements.
Got it.
Without anybody, you know, without any like real like proof.
anybody, you know,
without any, like, real, like, proof.
But speaking of broad stroke statements,
and just for clarity,
you were right in saying we should wait for more evidence.
She was. And we were wrong in what?
In basically
saying that this is, it's a wrap
on his career and probably, you know,
that he... I stand by that.
I stand by the trajectory
of his career is forever changed and different I stand by the trajectory of his career is forever changed and different.
No, the trajectory of his career is definitely forever changed as a result of these accusations.
But when we came in here, the overwhelming kind of feel was that you guys felt like what he was accused of was accurate.
That's not true.
Okay.
That's not true. Okay. That's not true.
Okay.
I came in here and specifically addressed,
and then I'm saying this in closing,
I came in here and specifically addressed black women.
I didn't say anything about more will be revealed.
Evidence is going to come out.
We'll be able to see what he did and what he didn't do is a lot of
conflicting stories, stories about his past,
his history,
her side, his side.
My response was to black women
for being so mum on the issue
when any other man
that was accused of such things,
i.e.,
it don't matter,
y'all get him out of here
quick and fast.
Y'all don't wait for more facts.
Y'all don't say more
will be revealed.
Y'all end them the way y'all have ended many, many, many, many, many black men.
And then I attacked you.
But I don't.
What was I saying about him?
I made the jokes about, yeah, went through his phone, do something.
So it was one of these.
He did say that.
And then I said, like Mel.
And then that's when you.
And that's when I.
That's when.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's when I defended him.
You defended your stance.
Which was in defense of him.
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
But you kind of switched it.
How did I switch it?
Because we pointed out the fact that.
If when a woman complains.
Me and you had a whole back and forth about it.
Right. That you didn't know what side to be on. No. I knew what side to be on. All right. if when a woman complains, me and you had a whole back and forth about it, right?
That you didn't know what side to be on.
No, I knew what side to be on.
Okay, all right.
Yeah.
And I started saying that about his muscles
and you like him.
It was a whole bunch of shit I was getting into.
I remember that, but yeah.
Okay.
Well, where do you stand on it now?
I still firmly stand on the side
that he is being maligned.
You know, in the Rolling Stones article,
they talk a lot about, you know,
they use these words like intimidation
and he was aggressive and all these fucking tropes
that kind of get applied to black men
to justify, you know, maligning them
or charging them or whatever the case is.
And it's just like,
if we're really looking at Jonathan
Majors right now, he is big, he's brolic, he's huge. He's physically imposing now. But at the
time in which the story comes out and the people that they're interviewing, they're talking about
his time at Yale, et cetera, et cetera. He is a puny, skinny drama student, a drama geek. There is nothing intimidating about him.
They're talking about, you know,
oh, his method made him so scary, et cetera.
It's Yale drama.
He's a method actor.
So you stand with him?
I do, I do.
I stand with him, and I think that the article
was like, was just, was really like...
Like a witch hunt.
A takedown piece.
Sure.
Honestly. Yeah. Honestly.
Yeah.
So.
Well said.
Okay.
Thank you.
We shall see.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
And thoughts and prayers to everyone involved and afflicted.
Would y'all co-parent a pet?
No.
Like in different households?
Yeah.
No.
What kind of pet?
I probably would. Any pet. I tried that once. No. What kind of pet? I probably would.
Any pet.
I tried that once.
No.
Co-parenting like a cat is a little difficult.
The cat ain't going from house to house.
A dog you could do it.
A cat is a little cat though.
No.
They be on there all the time.
So you would?
No, I wouldn't.
Ice is a no?
Ice is a hard no.
Someone's got to pick a side.
Ish is a yes.
He's going to find a way to keep communication.
But the dog.
Someone's got to pick a side. Someone's got to pick a side.
The dog got to pick a side.
You got to put the dog in between the two of you.
I love Sheffy.
When will I get to see Sheffy?
You would do that.
No.
No, I wouldn't co-parent.
You wouldn't do that?
No.
No.
No?
Type of loser nigga I look like.
Co-parenting a fucking pet.
I don't even want a pet. Niggas leave their daughters and sons to not Co-parenting a fucking pit. I don't even wanna pay niggas leave they daughters and sons to not go fair
Who you think is sticking around for a pet?
Sayonara chefy
Boy I do look at a dog eyes and see who we want to be with facts
Yeah, you just look at the end eyes and see who we want to be with. Facts. What? Yeah, you can just look at the animal.
She gets to taking him out of the house.
He look back at you.
But, but, but.
You want to let me go?
But, but, but.
Not this bitch.
Please.
She never feeds me on time.
Never feeds me.
All right, cool.
All right, good to know.
Yeah.
It doesn't work.
Well, you said you actually tried it?
Yeah, I did.
What kind of animal?
It was a dog.
Okay.
It was a teacup chihuahua.
Her name was Tequila.
It didn't work out.
You can use some help taking care of a dog.
I can.
I'm not going to lie.
No, we're not.
You can use a little bit of help.
We are stopping that narrative.
My dog is, she is just fine.
She is loved. You don't have teacup. What are just fine. But you don't have teacup.
Huh?
You don't have teacup.
What you talking about?
You don't have tequila.
Tequila.
Where's tequila?
Tequila?
She's at home.
Wait.
At home where? Right now?
At my house.
Wait.
No, that's Daisy, right?
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
Mel.
Mel, what the?
Mel, you okay?
You know what
Look
Man what happened
To Tequila man
It's okay
It's okay
Moving right along
Moving right along
Moving right along
Uh huh
What else
What else is entertaining
No
No
No
No
I'm just a fan of the breed
I'm a fan of the breed
So she was my old chihuahua.
Daisy's my new one.
Yes.
Sorry.
Fuck.
Whoops.
Yo, bro, could you stop looking over here through them dark glasses?
It's like I can feel a nigga looking this way, pause.
Good time.
All right.
We got my man back up in the mix.
What's your man up?
My man Adam is back What he did man
Take that fig munity
Lost his co-host and said
Nah y'all ain't getting rid of me
I'm gonna have a black nigga fuck my girl
I'm gonna have a black dude fuck my wife
Man that's really gonna
Show you how liberal I am
That'll really stir things up around here.
Your team just passed.
Yo, show you I ain't on the other side.
Oh, shit.
My bad.
I'm sorry.
Adam 22, his wife is a porn star.
Recently, they let another man into their bedroom.
I think it was group sex.
I don't know, because I didn't look it up.
You didn't want to watch the tape?
I don't think it's that.
No, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
So I went and...
Oh, my bad.
So I went and...
You watched the video.
No, I didn't.
But I wanted to see what...
You wanted to see if Adam was...
Nigga.
Hold him.
You good?
Was it group sex sex first of all?
Or was he participating?
All I saw was
I didn't see any video
Okay
But it said
His wife was on black
She was on black?
What's black?
She's the fuck is black
You're lying
I don't know what black is
This is his bag
It's like some underworld
Baby shower cult shit
Black is I've talked about it here before.
Blacked is a-
So this is a favorite side of yours.
He's licking your lips, nigga.
Stop sucking on your fucking lips.
I'm not licking my lips, you freaky ass boy.
This is black?
Yeah.
That's the nigga that fucked his girl.
One of the niggas.
So look.
Blacked is a- Porn hub. Yeah. That's the nigga that fucked his girl. One of the niggas. So look. Shit. Go ahead.
Tell me.
Blacks is a.
Porn hub.
Like a porn site where it's literally black men.
Mm-hmm.
Branding black women like.
No, no, no.
I mean white women beating their brains out.
Literally.
With penis.
With penis.
Okay.
15 inch dick nigg 15 running around
demolishing crazy look at Mel try not to look you subscribe to black I don't
subscribe but I've definitely watched a bunch of them. Yo, you really take this racial shit to a different level, man.
You sick.
You a sick nigga.
I watch porn, Flip.
You watch porn?
Still low today?
Yes.
Yeah.
Fucking right.
Okay.
Oh, no.
So you like little white girls getting blacked on?
They got snappy at me.
Over his head.
Yeah, then you fucking right I still.
Nigga, that's some crazy shit.
Listen to you pushing narrative.
I'm going to get on you. I'm telling you now. You better chill out. Get on me. I Listen to you pushing narrative. I'm gonna get over there. You know you bet chill out get on me
All right cool Paul as I was saying if my man Adams wife is little too. She looked like she about 411
so one of niggas probably was up in her motherfucking
kidneys
He said they'll watch that so it's just a lot of big dicks over there
They be beating it up, bro. He don't want to say it.
He don't want to say it.
He won't say it.
They're packing.
These niggas walking around with 15 inch dicks on the site.
Yeah, but don't speed through that part.
Don't try to say it.
I'm not going to stay here.
Expound. You expound anything else, nigga.
Is it a straight 15? Like what you mean?
Oh, shit. Is it a straight 15? Like, what you mean? Oh, shit.
Hey, nice.
But, yo, that's crazy.
If he had his wife up there, she ain't coming back the same.
Then Joe Q will push it.
He can't even raise his voice in there no more.
Yo, lower your tone.
I called.
Yeah.
Nigga over here, nigga.
I wonder if he was in the room.
Because that is a genre, cuckold, where the husband's watching.
That is true.
They watch.
He might get some balls to the face.
I ain't the only one.
You hear?
Sometimes that's a part of the cuckold.
Sometimes they get some balls to the face.
The husband in the cuckold situation.
There's a genre of porn called cuckold.
No, I know that, but why?
Why would he get balls to the face?
Because that's like going hard for the cuckold brand.
Yeah, them niggas be.
This is how serious
I am about being a cuck.
I will take the balls
to the face.
He will go under the man.
What are you doing?
Under the man.
Hey!
What the fuck is that?
Yo, stop.
I'm telling you what exists, man.
What are you watching?
I don't watch it.
I just know it's existing.
Why do you know that?
Because he watched it.
Because I wondered at one point in time
what the fuck is a cuckold. He did. He watched it before. Yes, he watched it. Because I wondered at one point in time, what the fuck is a cuckold?
He did.
He watched it before.
Yes, I watched it,
but I don't watch it.
For research purposes, right?
Yeah.
Yes, okay.
He just knew we was going to come in here
and talk about that.
Yo, Wack 100 was laughing at Adam.
Talking about, yo,
it's a different dick.
That ain't the regular dick
she be fucking with.
It's a whole different dick.
I didn't know it was black site.
Wack is correct.
Wack is correct. Whack is correct.
Yeah, I just saw the dude.
I saw the dude.
You saw the shit?
One of the niggas?
Of course.
I saw the dude
that came in the camera behind her.
He's on black.
The nigga with the tattoos
on his chest.
He's right here.
And I don't like
no regular shit.
Pause.
This nigga on the main page.
Look at the nigga right here.
I'm good. It's him. I'm like a horse
let me see I'll be the judge
that nigga
oh shit
oh my god
that nigga
he killed her
DOA
damn Adam
holy shit what the fuck D-O-A D-O-A Damn on Adam Oh shit
What the fuck
Oh man
Oh yo
Adam you a different breed
Yeah
Cause they make money
Off their own porn shit
But I guess
They usually do like
The threesome shit
With other girls
So maybe this is like
It's her turn
Nah you owe me one
Yeah it's her turn
Get a lick back
She got a bunch of licks
I'm sure
This nigga stupid
Oh shit bro That's funny Get a lick back. She got a bunch of licks, I'm sure. This nigga's stupid, yo.
Oh, shit, bro.
That's funny.
Teach their own, yo.
I don't have to ask the question with any of y'all.
Never.
Okay.
You definitely do not.
So I had to make sure I was good about you.
You don't have to do that.
Had to make sure.
Ain't no cuck holes over here.
Cuck holes.
Would you guys say that that's like a level of confidence to like be with a porn star?
Yeah, I think it's a level of security that you got to have.
Yeah.
I don't have it.
Niggas build with strippers.
I'm not that secure.
With strippers and porn, that's very different.
Stripping just basically means you get naked and club
and that's it.
We've been with the strippers that was doing the extracurricular.
We know the porn stars, man.
If they with you, they love you.
They there for love.
Because they fucking niggas like that nigga.
Nigga like this.
I just saw it.
Up to here.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
It's for love.
And you got to appreciate her.
I love you.
That shit fuck flip up. You said you got to appreciate her. I love you. That shit fuck flip up.
You said you gotta appreciate her?
Nigga, I might fuck her up.
I might fuck her up.
Oh my God.
I see what you did with that, nigga.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Oh, man.
It's okay.
I have to.
But nigga, with a 15 inch,
throw it on your wife,
she can spit on that shit, nigga.
Open your legs and helicopter her.
What I'ma do with that after?
She probably gonna look at it.
I gotta bring it back.
I'ma go all out.
Nigga got you by a firm 11, right?
Nigga got you by...
Nigga got him by a lot, right?
You see what you do? I'm asking you questions. You come back to attack your man, you see? I'm asking. line. I'm off the line. Nigga got him by a lot, right? See what you do?
I'm asking you questions.
You come back and attack at me, see?
I'm asking.
Oh, shit.
Because how you look at a girl on the fence
after that nigga leaves?
How you leave?
You walk into the door, like, are you in the same house
while this is happening?
No, you did that.
You did that.
And she screaming.
Good seeing you today, dog.
Hey.
Hey.
Because I got him that.
But y'all wouldn't let her do it Because this nigga is
That well endowed
Or just the fat period
Nah just the fat period
That's not my thing
And them poor niggas
I think
Again shout to Adam
I think that's just a different level
Of security
That I ain't got there
Shout to him right
I don't have that
Them poor niggas be ravishing shit
Like come on nigga
15
You gonna fuck my girl on that size up.
All right, all right.
Pardon me.
So none of y'all think y'all can outperform a male porn star?
No, I ain't say that.
Oh, no, no, no.
Outperform?
Because it's-
In what way?
For 107 minutes.
In what way?
In what way?
God, you got it.
In what way?
Y'all got it.
Forget it.
I'm done.
I'm cool.
In rapping.
In any way.
Yes.
So you think you could be the basketball player 101?
It's not the same.
Not the same shit.
Why is it?
They do this shit all day.
They be in the gym.
This is their profession.
Because from what women say.
They're putting up jump shots.
They say that it ain't always the size of the dick.
It's about how you fuck and how you move.
That's just what they say to little dick dudes.
That's what they say to the nigga on the losing side of that.
Yeah, they can hit a spot.
You can hit a spot.
No, it's just Melissa Ford.
It's just all about the clippers.
You are the resident woman in the room.
Is it, because girls do say like a nigga dick could be too big.
It's not enjoyable.
All of that on that page is a hell no, fuck no.
Absolutely not.
Like that would be like the equivalent of like giving
birth that just looks very painful and really gross he will have the woman walk different
nobody wants your fucking insides rear but i don't i don't that's not fun for me yeah there's
that's not fun girls want that shit though i mean some girls do and hey more power to them but that
is definitely not my jam never has has been, never will be.
So Ish,
your answer is yes,
you can outperform
a porn star.
I'm not saying that,
me personally,
I'm just saying
I think that...
Wait,
what the fuck
is this weird
freak ass boy?
Yo,
we talking about
you personally.
I ain't gonna lie,
I'm asking you personally.
You with the hat
over the different breeds.
I'm not talking about
me personally. Take the hat off real quick. wish the hat over to the different breeds, huh? And these days, I'm not talking about me personally.
Take the hat off real quick to talk.
Take the hat off and talk.
You a different nigga.
What is it?
We talking about you personally.
What do you think about you?
His egos can't do it.
Nah, it's not the egos.
It's not the egos.
Bro, it's not. That's a hard question to answer. No, it ain't. Nah, it's not the end. It's not the end. No. Bro, it's not the end.
That's a hard question to answer.
No, it ain't.
No, it ain't.
It's easy as hell.
I'm not getting the choke shot off like Hakeem Olajuwon.
He's a professional basketball player.
I'm not all fucking.
Look at you calling the big dick niggas Hakeem Olajuwon.
Oh, shit.
That's racist.
Oh, shit.
Yo, I'm gonna laugh. All right, so the rest of the room says no-ish, of course. Oh, shit.
All right, so the rest of the room says no.
Ish, of course.
Yeah, bring it on. Bring it on.
He may eat it different.
I don't know.
Who knows?
Maybe Ish.
You're going to need a lot more tongue.
You're going to need a lot more than that little tongue
shit he be doing.
Oh, shit.
Do you think that you can outperform a porn star?
I've done it.
So I mean, I don't think a goddamn thing.
I don't need to ponder.
I've fucked a few of them niggas out the room.
Move, nigga.
It's me now, huh?
Seven and a pop.
But the joke was wrong.
Hey, it's hard space. Hey, if she get her two and a pop,
we can go wheels.
We can bid ten out this motherfucker.
Yeah, fuck anything we talk about.
Now, if Lexington Steel or one of them niggas come walking in the room, I'm going to get a sandwich.
You think he's nice at it?
Huh?
I don't think.
You know?
See, look.
Look.
Hakeem.
Oh, shit.
Y'all girl never told y'all about having a dream that she fucked somebody else?
No.
No.
Oh, she told that y'all don't have that level of vulnerability with each other?
Or y'all think they never did it?
Oh, yeah.
I guess we don't.
How would you react if she did?
It's niggas that...
No, you.
Not your mans.
Not your Newark homeboys.
They're guys that my girl likes that are on TV.
So if I know that my girl likes this particular dude and she does that with me, like it's women that I like on TV.
So I'll be like, yo, you don't let that nigga beat.
And girls will be like, you damn right.
I don't feel no way about that.
I'm secure in my spot.
I don't feel no type of way.
Nigga Paula Patton come on the screen. I'm't feel no type of way. Nigga, Paula Patton, come on the screen.
I'm doing a running man.
What the fuck
you talking about?
There's certain girls
that I like
and certain dudes
that my chick likes.
We've expressed that.
She ain't never wake up
and tell me she had no dream
that no nigga was beaten.
With the monster
Lexington Steel shit.
Yeah.
She ain't tell me
she had a dream about Lex, nigga.
Okay.
Okay. Okay.
Y'all got it.
I love y'all.
I can only ask you this question, and it's not a shot enough.
Thanks.
I just want to know your reaction.
This is great.
You walk in the crib, and she got a scene of Black on the screen.
You feel a way?
No.
Just ask her.
Girls watch more porn than men.
So I don't feel no type of way about that.
I don't think that. Well, you get I don't think that well you get the information bro
that's off the dome
he just freestyling
all my female friends love porn
this shit ain't freestyle Friday
he just be blurting out
somebody google that
look that up for me
that sound way off
that's not accurate at all.
All right, nigga, you smart, but chill.
Bro, all my female friends watch porn.
Okay, but that doesn't speak for womanhood.
True.
You're right.
I can't say less or more.
All the females that I know and that I'm friends with, they watch porn.
Okay.
Okay.
And according to a recent New York report on a decade's worth of Pornhub data, women are actually watching more porn than men.
Laugh at y'all dumbass selves, man.
Freestyle Friday, that.
Who said that?
That was Freestyle Friday, man.
That was New York.
Their little New York poll is Freestyle Friday, too.
We polled the bitches in New York, and in the last 10 years,
nigga, man more girls.
That's just dudes using their girls' Wi-Fi and shit.
Right.
That's just dudes using their girl's Wi-Fi. Right. That's cool.
Hey, man.
Thoughts and prayers.
To what?
To who?
To her vagina.
To her vagina, yes.
To her insides, nigger.
Are you saluting?
My name is DeMarco Fleming.
Are you gay?
I'm bisexual.
Are you top or bottom?
I'm a top, top aggressive top can you
describe what dumb top means dumb top means which means i grab you by your back and neck put your
face down ass up and fuck the shit out of you and have you walk crazy for days walk crazy for days
crazy for days which means you'll be real sore and you'll be calling me on the phone daddy demarco
i need help i mean i'm sore give me some Tylenol. That's what that means. All right.
Honestly, I don't think I can handle it, but I appreciate your honesty.
I know you can't handle it.
I can tell the way you walk you can't handle it.
My dick is big.
They call me King Kong with my pants.
I know you can't handle it, but I'll make sure I go real gentle with you.
Because you're cute.
Thank you so much.
I like it gentle.
All right.
I got you.
Thank you so much.
I can have kids, though.
You can have kids?
No, I can have a boyfriend.
He has a boyfriend.
I got a husband.
What does that mean? You didn't see the engagement ring on my neck? I'm going to do it with the program. My name is, I have a boyfriend. He has a boyfriend. I got a husband. What does that mean?
You can't see the engagement ring on my neck?
It's with the program. My name is DeMarco Fleming, alright?
Period. Thank you, good.
Nice looking.
Thank you. You're awesome.
DeMarco Fleming.
Representing.
That's my man right there.
What's wrong with you?
Yeah, you can have that one.
Nigga, you be on Blacked.
Your point is what?
But they're white girls.
So you like black men.
What?
But are they white men on Blacked?
And I got to get at you.
And I got to get at you now.
Because, boy, you gave me a hard, weak pause when you was like, there's videos of penises on your phone.
And I was like, but a girl.
But a girl sent it, Antoine. And he's like, I don't give a fuck videos of penises on your phone. And I was like, but a girl.
But a girl sent it, Antoine.
And he's like, I don't give a fuck who sent it.
I sent your phone.
You gay nigga, you take niggas.
You said, man, you violated me.
It was flagrant and spin.
Nah, you violated me.
And you be on blacked.
You be looking at niggas' desks.
Lexington still is in your mental Rolodex.
You just called this nigga name out. That's the only nigga name I know
Cause right after that I was like that
Right after that I was like that
Nigga you talking about when I was 18
Nigga
Yeah
Yeah
And Mr. Marcus
Oh that's the other one I know
Them the only two dudes I know
You know the niggas are black
Wesley Pikes
You know Marcus Marcus That's born niggas are all black. Wesley Pikes.
You know Marcus Wilkes, Marcus Thesbourne.
Niggas that nobody ever heard of, fucking Leonard
DeThornton.
Yeah, you know a little too much.
Yo, I know I don't want to fuck it up,
but have y'all noticed Mel got her nails
done for the first time?
For the first time?
Her shit been real quick.
Mel's been here.
Yeah, what that nigga did.
Mel's been here for six months.
That nigga did.
And always took pride of, oh, my nails, I don't need polish.
Yeah, I don't need that.
I'm not doing all that.
She's earthy.
She's earthy.
I'm all natural.
Yeah.
So actually, she was like, my manicure is just doing the cuticles.
No pain, anything.
I like to be earthy by my natural nails.
So that nigga took you from earthy to baddie?
You know.
Little French?
I just.
Don't try to do that to find out if a nigga wasn't it.
You keep saying, you keep saying that nigga, that nigga, that.
Exactly.
Why I couldn't have done this for myself.
He's the only one that can segue into her business.
Who that nigga?
I look crazy.
Do it.
You are such a fronter.
I can't do it.
That is interesting.
This nigga is C-O-E to the death.
Hold up.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck is going on, son?
Her nails are pink.
You do it all.
Can you answer,
can you answer, Flip?
I just felt like
it was time.
Mel, be honest, Mel.
I bet you did.
We know you, Mel.
Mel, that's your brother, Mel.
But yeah,
as your brothers,
we gotta,
when we smell bullshit,
we gotta call bullshit.
It was time, all right?
I could really paint
this picture, but I won't. Yeah, you stay out of this picture, Peter. No, no, no got to call bullshit. It was time, all right? I could really paint this picture, but I won't.
Yeah, you stay out of this picture painting.
No, no, no, no.
Please, please.
No, no, no, no, no, no, you don't.
Why?
Painting Sim to Picasso.
You don't.
If I get to paint this picture, it's going to be bad.
It's going to be bad.
You going to find some shit to weaponize against me?
No, I ain't doing this with you.
But I can get you, boy.
Tell us about it. I'm so fascinated I want
to know like I'm here for it I swear I won't weaponize shit I promise I promise I promise
promise promise I so you after he says it's strong ish so Mel you just woke up and said you know I'm
gonna do it a little different today you know what the truth is woke up and said Something else too Hello babe Come on
I'm here
I'm listening
I'm listening
The truth is
I just broke a couple of nails
That was it
So I was like
Hey let me just
Jazz things up
You know
That's it
That was it
Now let me tell you
You know I know
Like when your voice
Start going up
She got a different
Jazz than you listening to
I'm gonna jazz some things up.
Yeah, hold on.
That's my man right there.
Jazz it up. Who was working the drone?
You had drone stuff?
Huh? You had drone footage?
Why you always save her, nigga?
I'm not saving her.
I asked the nigga a question, she going to still answer it.
Man, shut up, yo.
Who worked the drone-ish?
I don't have no idea.
Okay, ask her.
Wasn't me.
Maybe one of them niggas from the boat.
All right, Shaggy.
Look, back to niggas again.
Wasn't me.
Who worked the drone?
Why you got a manicure?
You know.
For the first time.
So it was a good vacation?
It was a really good vacation.
Like, really good.
Did you relieve stress?
I am stress-free.
I thought you went to Bali to have a first,
to get an interview from Russell.
I thought you went over there.
That was a narrative I painted.
I heard.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I was just, yeah, I let you run with that.
Thank you.
Who worked the drone, though?
Because we looked close.
I zoomed in.
There was no remote control next to your body, and there was no phone.
Oh, my God.
Well, you could set the drone, like, automatic.
You can set the button, and it'll go.
No, she didn't.
No, you have to go.
I don't believe that for a heart.
You have to go next to the phone and press.
No, it don't work like that, nigga.
I know how to use a drone.
I got a drone.
You can do that.
I got one, too.
And I got an expensive one.
I don't think I can preset mine.
You can.
Maybe you guys showed me.
Oh, wait.
Did you lend her yours?
I did not.
I just wanted to make sure we were the same age.
He keep trying to sneak himself back in the mix.
Keep that drone, nigga.
Keep your little drone in your little shed.
So it's private.
You don't want to share with us how the drone automatically flew in the air?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Told you.
It's automatic, nigga.
It was automatic.
It was automatic It was automatic
Exactly
We're gonna go with that one
What website did you
Buy the ticket
The airline ticket
United
Google flights
That's not what website
Oh United the website
United.
Yep
Got it
Don't wanna really
What seat
Shut up
1A
You said we didn't hear you what
First class
1A 1A Oh shit I never't hear you what? First class? 1A
1A
Oh shit
I never had a 1
That's first class?
That'd be a 1A
Okay
Salute
Put on JetBlue
But that's mint
That's first class
Not all of them
Oh no no no no
JetBlue mint
Not all of them
Not all playing
It's JetBlue mint
JetBlue mint is nice
JetBlue mint is amazing
I got on a plane
I was like oh shit I'm in seat three.
All right, that mean first class?
Oh, there ain't no first class on here.
OK.
Oh, this is one of those.
OK.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Well, Mel, I'm happy that whoever taught you to influence you to paint your nails,
they did a great job.
It was her.
It was her.
She just said she woke up and decided something different.
It was her.
And you wore a Canadian shirt.
I don't know.
Like, you tried to throw us all.
I'm on to you.
I'm on to your tricks.
This is literally just me showing my support for my countrymen.
It is our country's birthday, and that's it.
I ain't take no buckets of water over there to put the fires up.
Oh, shit.
We walk outside on the balcony.
Oh, wait.
You got your nails and your feet done matching for the first time. Yes. I up. Oh, shit. We walk outside on the balcony. Oh, wait, you got your nails and your feet
done matching for the first time.
Yes.
Oh, my God.
How does a conversation look like?
Hey, yo, baby girl, I ain't going to lie.
You want to be that with the dip set?
Yeah.
Hey, yo.
Somewhere around there.
Joe.
Flip.
I have an issue.
My issue is-
What else is it?
You know, we was outside talking,
and I was talking to Parks about,
I was talking to Ish about white and black barbecues.
I was making a comparison.
As if I was the authority on the white barbecues.
Hold on, because you both.
You in the middle.
You right in the middle.
You got a point.
Did you ever white?
You know what I'm saying?
And he's Latin when he don't have a shape up in his face.
You look like one of them niggas on Dykeman.
He smiling.
He smiling.
Why you ain't got a shape up on a holiday weekend?
Like, why your beard look like you let yourself go?
I know that trick.
That's the throw off.
No, that's the throw off.
The scruffy look, right?
Like, I can still do it out here.
Just give me a fitted.
No, that's the throw off.
Nah, he trying.
I ain't even doing shit.
This nigga look like Dennis the Menace.
This nigga look like one of Menace This nigga look like
One of them fucking
Wild ass kids
Yo you joking
You trying to let the
Why you whapping his shit
The barber fucked it up
He trying to let it grow back
I haven't gotten a haircut
But why
Is your barber out of town
My barber out of town
You don't know how to
Cut your own hair
No
What
No
Hey and don't
And don't by the way
Hey Mark
Yeah
We need a little bit more than just the guy.
You know what I'm saying?
Y'all can do the flow B.
We need a little bit more.
My bad.
My bad.
But he ain't hit you before he left town?
Yeah, he told me that he was leaving.
Oh, and you didn't feel like singing before?
I've been just mad busy.
I ain't get.
It's hard for me to prioritize a haircut.
It's kind of hard.
Keep me in the room.
Okay, yo. Nah, it's for real. to prioritize a haircut. It's kind of hard. Keep me in the room. Okay, yo.
Nah, it's for real.
So, you know.
You on the island with that one, yo.
What you was saying, yo.
White and black barbecues.
Here's what gave me a headache, though.
So, I thought us as black people make the homemade burgers with the ground beef.
It said, hell no, we don't.
Park said the white barbecues do.
Yeah, we do.
Let's talk about it.
That's not what I said.
Fourth of July weekend, let's talk about it. There's some black niggas
out. Not niggas. There's some black people
out here. I'm trying to stop saying the N word
and the B word. You're not doing a great job
at that. It's people out here that go get
a box of burgers from Murray Steaks
or one of them spots and throw them on the grill.
Everybody ain't peppers and onions
patting their own shit.
There's 40 jokers out here.
You think I'm going to make 80 burgers like this?
Yeah.
You're supposed to.
Yeah.
Everybody ain't pop choc.
Niggas going to get bobbies.
Exactly.
Everybody ain't pop choc.
Season the shits, throw them on the grill.
This whole time,
black people do not make homemade burgers at barbecues?
Some do.
Some do, but it ain't the majority.
What about you, Paul?
White boy?
We make them shits by hand the majority. What about you, Paul? We make them just by hand.
Usually.
What's the percentage?
65.
65%?
65% of the time.
Oh, y'all seasoning it?
No.
No, that's the difference.
Ketchup.
Ketchup.
Ketchup.
You cuck holders.
I'm sorry.
Oh, shit.
Wait, y'all.
Wait, wait, wait.
Y'all are doing the padded brown beef with no seasoning?
I season my burgers.
But your family.
My people, my Caucasian brothers and sisters out there, they ketchup.
That's not seasoning.
Wait, wait, wait.
That's the way seasoning is.
Okay, see, no salt, no pepper.
I'm telling you something. No pepper, no onion. He's telling me salt, no pepper. I'm telling you something.
No peppers, no onions.
He's telling me.
I'm trying to.
I'm speaking for me.
Pat the ground beef.
Throw it on the grill.
Do y'all put the egg in it to hold?
I'm sorry?
Don't they put the egg to hold?
Not making meatballs.
Wait.
Wait, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, what are you talking about?
That's good, though. No, what are you talking about? We're just making it happen. That's good, though.
No, that people do eggs.
The chef people put eggs in the ground beef as they season it.
Absolutely.
To keep it binding.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It binds it.
Absolutely.
Y'all niggas, what?
Y'all just be freestyling?
Look at his face.
They just wad that shit up and throw it on the grill.
That's what I'm telling you.
Yo, white people don't use lorries.
Nigga, they using larries.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah, but black people, for us to claim seasoning the way we do, it just be onion and garlic
powder.
Nah, that's what I need sometimes.
No, that's this.
Salt, pepper, onion, garlic powder, and maybe some paprika.
Some Lauri's, paprika.
That's a lot.
Adobo.
That's a lot.
What the fuck are you talking about?
That's enough.
Nigga, that's six things that you putting on everything in the world.
On a hand, brother?
That's what we do.
We do. I'm saying we put that on everything, that you putting on everything in the world. On a hamburger? That's what we do.
I'm saying we put that on everything, and we claim seasonings kings and queens.
You don't season your hamburger?
No, Joe said it's six things.
No, I'm asking you. And then if you open the seasoning cabinet or drawer in any black person's house, it's easily over 90 seasonings.
Oh, yeah, it's mad shit in there.
300.
Mad shit in there.
Cumin, fucking.
I got shit in mine, and I don't cook.
Crushed ginger.
Yeah.
All that shit.
Let me let y'all know, you have never been to a Joe Budden cookout or pool party or anything
and received a patty.
Talk about it.
Your father in the plant when he got me.
I look down on that.
I think it's scummy.
One year we did it, but we gave all the real ladies and gentlemen
the good burgers.
And then when the
late bloomers came,
they got like
the little bullshit
that niggas
you don't give a fuck about.
But I'm that guy too
at the cookout.
Now, I'm going to bring out
some shit for the crowd,
but I'm going to have
some shit in the tuck
hidden that you
really can't touch
or get too much of.
Lobster.
For the niggas
with the good band
to go in the kitchen.
Sorry.
Yeah. Yes. Absolutely. You was at that one good band to go in the kitchen. Sorry. Yeah.
Yes.
Absolutely.
You was at that one?
You wasn't at that one.
You was there?
Niggas was tight as hell over them bands too.
That band caused a lot of problems
that year, yo.
I'm upset about them bands.
Yo, what you mean?
I can't go in the kitchen.
I think that was the other time
me and Vern almost squared up.
Finesse.
Wait, who squared up with Finesse?
Oh, Finesse and Michael Paul.
Oh, shit.
That was the only time I ever saw
my first fucking cousin get into some shit
with like a friend of mine.
Were they about to scrap?
Over a wristband?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Wait, wait, why the wristband?
Because he didn't want anybody in the house.
We had over 200 people, right?
And it was a lot going on.
So we did a wristband system where if you have orange,
you are allowed actually to be in my home, like cool.
If not, you had to go to the bathroom on that first floor
or a little teletubby, the teleporter.
Porta potty.
Porta potty.
That bullshit over there.
That was some bullshit.
Had to watch, send Lucky Day ass right over there.
Here you go,
make a left right there,
nigga.
I don't care about them slaps.
This ain't Neo House.
This is my man, too.
Shout out to Lucky Day.
He performed.
He killed that shit.
But yeah,
that ticket,
that wristband system
made people that
I really have relationship equity with
step to me like,
yo, dog,
I tried to get in the house
and ask security.
Man, security.
And security was on. Security was listening to me. They was on top. You tried to get in the house. And that's security. Man, security everywhere. And security was on.
Security was listening to me.
They was on time.
So you tried to get in the house,
and they get the fuck out of here.
I don't care who you said you are.
We fucking up.
They got no band?
No.
So they would call me.
I'm not answering.
It get wild.
It get wild.
I'm not hosting shit for the rest of my life.
Also, let me tell y'all that.
For the rest of my life, my hosting days are over.
That shit is cool from 35 to 39.
That's a lot of work.
34 to 39, 33 to 38.
You better pick a five-year window in your 30s to have a blast.
You don't get to enjoy yourself, really.
By the time you hit 40 and 41, all of that, nah.
I just want to say one more thing.
Keep your fucking kids at home.
That's dead ass.
Yeah, throw them their own barbecue.
It's true.
Bring all the little kids in a little living room. let them play with Legos and little video games.
Don't bring them to the barbeque. Y'all invite y'all kids to adult functions.
Talk about it. And y'all don't invest in the big
blow up house to keep the fucking little bad ass kids busy. Hey, little nigga,
go bounce up and down for the next five hours, all right?
Don't fucking spread the ketchup on. I focus mom and dad over here
Yeah, we get drunk. We turn it up plate nigga. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck you
Fuck they kids crazy
Child to a adult barbecue,
ass running around, you go, you.
No.
OK.
No.
I'm talking about the ass running around. We just talking about that type of barbecue.
Absolutely not.
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
I'm not talking about the family.
That's more like a pool party kind of situation in your town.
We're not talking about Big Mama and them.
Hey, child.
We're not talking about that.
We're talking about the ass out barbecue that
starts 6 in the afternoon.
So you think the niggas at the ass-out barbecue is...
Or they throwing patties on the girl.
No, they're trying to...
No, they're hooking it up.
See?
Hooking what up?
See?
They're hooking something up.
They're hooking up that motherfucker hookah hose.
You don't want to give the hose a nasty burger.
I'm really surprised because in the Caribbean, we make the patties.
We got Murray Steaks here.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
I don't know what you're talking about.
And Joe Pops coming here.
He got a whole.
Joe Pops is coming in here making burgers for the.
Joe, nigga.
I don't know if you know how to make patties.
Nigga, the night before, I'm going to get the green peppers, the onions.
I'm taking that Papa Joe mold.
Like, he might not want to put the effort in.
That's when the real men are made.
Chop that shit up.
Put it in the ground beef.
Use your hands.
Get in there.
Season it up.
Put it in the fridge.
Let it marinate.
Get your shit on.
I don't even want to go to nobody's shit if you ain't prepared nothing the night before.
You're doing everything the day of. That ain't prepared nothing the night before you're doing everything
the day of
that ain't the
cookout with the hoes
that ain't no cookout
with the hoes
that's not that cookout
that's the family cookout
that is a cookout
with the family
the cookout with the hoes
we just got a bunch
of little people
I disagree with that
I disagree 100%
I disagree with that
I'm trying to show off
with the hoes
the hoes ain't even there
to eat like that
you better put
a tank top on
and show them
the hoes don't even there to eat like that. You better put an ice top on it. Not like that. Ice, you bugging.
Ice, what?
The hoes don't know how to feed themselves.
They eat all day.
Listen to what I'm saying.
They waiting to come in.
Listen to what I'm saying.
You bugging.
I'm not.
They not there to be picky on the eating.
Because if you eat,
whatever fucking food is there,
them thirsty, hungry hoes
are going to eat.
Flat-ass dry patties
ain't about to get you.
They going to eat.
Hold up.
They trying to have this
Y'all are crazy. Y'all are crazy.
Y'all are crazy.
Yeah, I hate these two.
I hate them.
I don't like y'all.
How you going to eat before you go to the barbecue, man?
If you think the onion powder and the peppers are getting you some box, you are serious.
It's going to help.
No, it ain't.
Antoine, you are wrong.
Good food.
Women love good food.
You are wrong.
They do.
Not at the cookout with the hoes in the pool running around.
The last thing on their mind is the fucking lasagna.
And how good the fucking lasagna is.
Y'all are wrong.
No, we're not.
Y'all are wrong.
OK.
Keep it up.
I'm going to expose Ice about what he was doing in the pool that one year.
What the fuck that got to do with the hoes?
Yeah, those was real burgers, that shit.
That shit that had you in the pool.
That shit that had you in the pool while Glyn Lewis Donnell Jones the play when you was massage a neighbor
Remember when you was in it? No
But let me remind remember when you do the cool people like nine hour after hours long time
I wasn't even long time truck. That wasn't even me long
Chop near onion
long time and you ain't even been
to one of them
and that nigga ain't
chopped near onion
ta-da
I can't believe y'all
huh
someone else
don't invite me to no shit
where you got them
bum ass patties
that they sell a hundred
in the fucking box
to your shit
have some class
the glizzies
you have the glizzies
for the people
that don't give a fuck
oh so you want
cheap glizzies
nah you get nice glizzies
but
what bread
you get Nathan's
you get Hebrew National what bread do y'all use though there? What bread? You get Nathan's, you get Hebrew National.
What bread do y'all use, though?
I just told you.
Nathan's, Hebrew National.
No, bread.
Oh, bread.
Potato bread.
I don't play as potato.
I don't skim.
I don't cheat my guests.
Get the shit in yellow.
Get it the fuck out of here.
Oh, that's racist.
Huh?
Just be careful.
Be careful, guys.
I'm trying to put two and two together.
I'm going to let it pass.
I'm going to let it go.
You ever been on Black Planet?
No I wasn't aware of it
Got him
We got him
That's racist
I wasn't aware of it
You wasn't aware of Black Planet?
What's the name of the site for all the white dudes that's well hung?
White Planet?
Is it whited?
Whited
Whited
Whitered
Whitered
Whitered
Whitered
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Oh, shit.
That's funny. You've never been on Black Planet?
No.
Oh, shit.
You ever been on Mijente?
Man, you missed it.
Oh, no, you really missed it.
I know I did.
Only Tinder, plenty of fish, stuff like that.
Yeah, because by the time Tinder and all that shit was out,
them shits wasn't really popping anymore.
Yo, Beck, speaking of Tinder, I put skewers out on the phone.
Like, yo, what type of peasant Newark barbecues are y'all going to?
I put skewers out for niggas.
What I'm telling you is this.
What the fuck is marbling?
Making them shits is a lot.
That's labor.
That is labor.
The skewer?
You got to sit there.
But that's the fun part, I think, of the cookout,
is the preparation the night before.
I agree.
It is.
Or you wake up butt-ass early and do it.
People are happy.
When you have good food at a barbecue, the morale is high.
The energy is different.
That family barbecue.
No.
There are two different barbecue scenarios.
That's not true-ish.
All right.
I'm with it.
I see the hood barbecue.
Nigga, you 50, man.
Mute up.
We done with this.
I'm with it.
I'm with it.
I'm with the niggas with the lasagnas and the ziti's and all that shit in the backyard.
That's Spanish people. No, that's black people, too. For the family? You ain't gonna stop it. I'm with it. What about the niggas with the lasagnas and the ziti's and all that shit in the backyard? That's Spanish people.
No, that's black people too.
For the family, nigga, stop it.
At the family one.
At the family one.
That's what we talking about.
Because y'all are losers is what we keep saying.
I'm telling you.
Only y'all are going to the family cookout.
Y'all don't know no bitches.
Hey, Joe.
Y'all don't know no bad ass girls.
Going to the broke cookout.
That can't help you out.
You my man.
You don't go to your family cookout.
No, nigga. W to the broke cookout. That can help you out. You my man. You don't go to your family cookout. No, nigga.
Wasted our family in decades.
You might as well see the family cookout.
Because I haven't been in decades.
I've been with the sundresses, the swimming trunks.
Nigga, we in the pool.
We outside.
I go with the BBLs, is that all right?
In the fashion office shit.
Here you go with your nieces and nephews.
Oh, house school, baby.
You think the BBLs, Cam, that burger was patty or you go with your nieces and nephews. Oh, how school, baby?
You think the BBLs care if that burger was patty or off the box?
Yes, they do.
Yes, they do.
No, they don't.
They care if your cash app worked.
You're wrong.
That's what they care about.
You're wrong.
How many girls with BBL you fuck in your life?
Both of you.
You can't ask a question like that.
So two.
No, no more than two.
So three.
I'm asking.
I don't know, and I don't want to infer.
You know it's more than three.
I don't know.
You know what your dick do, nigga?
You be on black.
What?
How many?
Like five?
He be on black trying to compare his strokes.
Getting beat out every time, nigga.
0 and 82.
This nigga on the back porch talking about the black niggas.
Yeah.
You got the nigga in your mental roller deck.
Who me?
I was surprised that nigga put me on that shit, nigga.
You still talking?
The nigga like this, nigga.
Like a horse.
Nigga, I told you.
You out there going to take horses lessons.
No, I'm saying, yo.
Yo, I have a question real quick.
Parks.
Now, I've learned this recently.
You escaped too.
And you, bitch ass.
Caribbean household, we clean our meat paws
with either vinegar.
Or lemon juice.
Or lemon juice.
That's black people.
That's black people.
A lot of black people said from the South that they just wash their meat with chicken.
Some people came on my Instagram.
Wash their meat with chicken?
Not wash their meat with just water.
They came on my Instagram and said it.
Said niggas don't be using all that shit.
Parks, do white people clean their chicken?
Water.
They don't clean their bodies.
Why are you fucking...
Wait, Parks.
Parks, what?
Water.
If that.
If that.
Nah, white people got to clean their legs this weekend.
Don't be out here in shorts.
Pox, I just use a washcloth.
Water.
Oh, wait.
All right.
So how many of y'all dudes use a loofah or some type of shit like that in the shower?
Me.
I use a washcloth.
I'm definitely a loofah nigga.
All right.
Do y'all loofah your legs?
Yeah.
Tell me how.
Tell me how you do it.
Put the rope up and you just go.
All right, now what you do?
No, I don't know what that means.
I don't know.
I don't know.
It's imagination, nigga.
You just go.
Holy shit.
I didn't say I'd give you a demonstration.
No, no, I don't want that, but do you bend over or do you pick your legs up?
You put it on the wall?
Yeah.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yo, you a flexible nigga.
You a flexible 50-year-old.
I see your knee got better, nigga.
That baby shower board.
Oh, man.
This nigga icky.
So you lift your legs up.
Yo, dog, I use a washcloth.
I put my leg on the edge of the tub,
and I wash my fucking leg and my foot off.
He's so light-skinned.
This nigga, yo. He's so light-skinned. This nigga, yo.
He's so light-skinned.
You took a shower.
You don't have a...
I feel like you might have exfoliation gloves.
I feel like you got the wheelchair.
You put all your money...
I mean, what's the seat for the old people in the shower?
You said what?
You with all that money and shit like that,
and you do construction,
you don't have a shower and a tub?
Am I?
So you take a shower in the tub.
Like, you stand in the tub
and let the shower run
while you're there?
Yes.
Nigga shooting at you, sir.
I'm not.
All right.
So what you putting
your foot up on?
That's my son.
The tub.
The side of the tub.
What you mean?
So you don't have
a separate shower
from the tub?
No.
Wait, your shower
was the tub?
Yes.
All right.
Wait.
Elitism coming.
He can't help it.
He can't fucking help it That's just how
These thorns houses was built
Like they don't even put the
I love this nigga
He don't even get our joke
I got you
I got the joke
Wait you take
You take a shower and a bath too
Yeah
How about you
I have a shower
I have a shower
I have a shower and a tub
Got you
Okay salute
Okay
I have
How about you Several showers I have a separate shower What tub. Gotcha. Okay, salute. Okay. I have several showers.
I have a separate shower.
What do you think of them not?
I mean, if you don't have the separate shower.
You can put it in there if you want it to be.
You can put it in there.
You can do it yourself.
How often do you clean your shower lining?
I just change them.
No, I'm clean.
How often?
Your lining?
Probably every week right now.
I change it.
I'm fucking tired of you niggas.
Why y'all so broke?
Maybe that's a testament to you.
We can't afford a jacuzzi with a stand-up shower house.
Tell them what you make.
Why do you do that, nigga?
Since it might be a testament to me.
They start laughing.
It might be.
They start laughing.
Oh, yeah.
No, they would.
At who?
Me. Yeah, you fucking bright. They start laughing. It might be. They'd start laughing. Oh. Oh, yeah, no, they would. At who? Me.
Yeah, you fucking right.
They'd start laughing.
Like, damn, that's what y'all doing?
Stop, yo.
How often do you throw away the shower line?
Probably like once a month.
You don't got the doors?
Uh-uh.
Should be mildewy.
Well, he don't have the doors because he take a shower in his bathtub.
But sometimes the bathtub has sliding doors.
You can get doors?
Yeah.
They bad boy. Oh, shit. Wait. You can get doors. Yeah. They bad pour.
Oh, shit.
Wait.
Where you get your shower curtain from?
I love you, too.
You about to get it.
Look, anywhere.
It's a fucking shower curtain.
It's funny.
Can I call the liner?
Can I get the accretion?
What's on your shit?
Like, what's the design?
Polo.
The shower line.
Fishes.
Like a whale.
The transformer.
Beautiful. Yo. I go like a whale. The Transformers.
Ice got Steve Jobs on his shit.
He got the new iPhone on his shit.
Yo, I don't want y'all to be bums. Yo, that's funny.
Yo, these niggas are bums.
Y'all niggas get too much money to do that, bro.
When y'all going to change your life, honestly?
You get a lot of money, son.
Y'all can't put a tub, a shower in your bathroom?
This nigga builds them and can't get one.
I got a shower.
He know how to make it.
He don't want to do it.
Let me ask you.
When was your house built?
I'm just asking.
The one where I live in Jersey.
Oh, you live in Jersey?
Oh, my God.
See your man?
He said the one where I live in Jersey.
I know.
Yeah, you broke-ass nigga.
I got a pool back there.
I said when was the house built.
And I know the city, so now I'm going to keep it a buck.
Nigga, you might not have no stand-up shower and a jacuzzi in your house.
How much do I bet?
You might not.
Now you're getting defensive.
I'm not getting defensive.
Trying to fire at my man. That's my man. How much do you want to bet? That's not your man. How much do you want to bet? You might not. Now you're getting defensive. I'm not getting defensive. Trying to fire at my man.
That's my man.
How much do you want to bet?
That's not your man.
That is my man.
Because my Uncle Barry,
who did construction like you.
Jamaicans.
Jamaicans.
Here come Jamaicans.
My Uncle Barry,
an Ian type man.
Yes.
I might know him.
And I see.
Well, again,
your house.
He built one in here. I bet he did. That shit probably the size of that. No, it's not. No, it's not. Well, again, your house... He built one in here.
I bet he did.
That shit probably the size of that.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
No, it's not.
We're going to see.
Let's get it.
It's cool.
We're going to see.
Let me come to your crib and I'll write you Jermon.
I don't have a problem with that, Aki.
All right, that's it.
You fucking put your foot on the edge of the tub.
Yep.
Watch your toes and shit.
Yeah, that's right.
Yes.
You get a shower going,
they hit your back and falling on the water, nigga.
Yeah.
Falling on the floor.
What's wrong with that?
You put towels on your floor?
No.
Towels?
What?
Do you put towels in?
How you dry in the tub?
I dry in the tub, and I got a?
Bath mat.
It's a bath mat.
You making sure you're on some broke shit,
on some old school shit?
I'm broke, though.
No, you're not.
I didn't say you was broke.
How about that?
You get too much money not to put a, build a shower
in your bathroom, Ishmael.
No, I'm not.
How do you wash your back?
Like every other man I'm sure in here washed their back.
He's sticky taking.
You take your wash, I'm about to tell you,
you take your washcloth, you get what you can get
from the top.
Wait, do you stick your shit to the wall?
That's what you do?
No, I don't.
Yo, come on, wait.
You use your washcloth.
You take it. So you do the top with your. You go to the top, you go to the bottom, and then you do the chicka chick don't. Yo, come on, wait. You use a washcloth. So you do the top with your-
You go to the top, you go to the bottom, and then you do the chicky chicky.
I got the shit with the different-
Wait, you're doing the chicky chicky with a washcloth?
Big ass washcloth.
Big ass washcloth.
Wait, how you do it?
You take a washcloth, a washcloth, and do the chicky chicky behind your back?
Yeah, nigga, in the areas that you can't reach.
Forward facing, or do you like turn around?
I'm asking.
I'm asking, because this is weird to me. How do you wash your back, if that's around? I'm asking. I'm asking because this
is weird to me.
How do you wash your
back if that's weird?
I do the, you want me
to do it?
You want me to show
you for real?
You're going to steal
my style.
I'm definitely not.
You are.
I do what you do with
the soap, but then I
rinse it off, right?
And sometimes I freak
it.
Like I stand face
forward with the water,
but then when I turn
around on them, that's
why this is funny.
That's not washing
your back. Wait, I'm not done. Okay why I'm not done okay I'm not done all right I'm at go ahead I have a back scrubber like the
scratch like stop playing with me my girl laced me same way she did this shit over here she went
and bought all that girly bullshit I would never buy I got the long back scrubber scratcher but
this is the funny part I want to get to after I do the soap because I'm not really clean with
just the soap I hit the body wash now this is where it gets I want to get to. After I do the soap, because I'm not really clean, but it's just the soap, I hit the body wash.
Now, this is where it gets tricky.
Two squirts with the body wash.
The first squirt, you get the top like normal.
But the second skirt, you got to do some pistol peachy.
You got to throw it up.
And then catch it.
And then get the back scrubber.
Yeah. I do that. I don't care. I tore it. I'm good at it up. And then catch it. And then get the back scrubber. Yeah, I do that.
I don't care.
I tore it.
I'm good at it, too.
Why do you just pour it on your back like this?
Ew, nigga.
You pour the jelly down your back?
I use Dr. Broners, nigga.
Let's move on.
I use Dr. Broners.
You pour it down your back?
I take Dr. Broners, nigga.
Like a pancake?
You put the boners on your back.
Dr. Broner's.
Dr. Broner's.
I do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what's up, my man?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Wait, wait.
So you have a Dr. Broner's?
She playing you.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, no, no, no.
But you want to know what's so crazy?
What's crazy?
What I have, I have a back scrubber attached to the wall in my shower.
And an anonymous person working a drone that could scratch my back if I wanted to.
Might have something else stuck on the wall.
Right?
Something else.
You got this? That's exactly have something else stuck on the wall.
That's exactly what I do.
In the shower.
Wait, in the shower or on something?
Forget it.
Shut up.
We're talking about showers.
We took the class.
We took the class. We took the class.
I definitely took it.
All right, my last question, because we can leave this.
The suction stuff you put on the wall.
Took the class.
Took the class.
Yo.
You can't say that.
I was talking to Parks.
Suction, it's still invasive.
Do you do the swishy thing like when you're trying to clean a gooch?
No.
It's in hand's reach.
Yeah.
I can get there.
Do you bend over?
No, it's in hand's reach.
So you stand straight up?
Yes.
How you rinse the soap off your butt?
Hold on, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
How you rinse the soap off your butt?
I put the leg up and just get up under there.
That's how you fucking busy.
I don't put my leg up. I put the leg on the side. I get nine guys. I put the leg up and just get up under there, you know what I'm saying? That's how you fucking busy. I don't put my leg up.
I put the leg on the side.
I get knocked out.
I put the leg on the side the same way I wash my legs, nigga.
Yo, it really be the simple conversation.
Y'all niggas, this is going to sound a little flaky.
How high you lift your leg up?
No, I just stand on the side I'm talking about.
Like, stand the shit on the side.
This going to sound flaky.
Wait, you stand your leg like this?
Just put your foot on the side of the tub, my nigga.
Holy shit, you are feminine.
Yes, because I'm getting up in my shit paws.
So I got two questions for y'all.
First question is, if you take a shower after you take a shower
and you got to shit, are you shitting in the neck
right back in the shower?
Yeah, you get right back.
Nah, I shit before I shower anyway.
Always.
What if you have to shit after you go?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm getting back in the shower.
And you flush before you shower?
Yeah.
Because you'll forget about it if you don't.
I know.
Can you flush while you're taking a shower?
So it don't affect your water at all?
No.
No.
Hey, yo, stop playing with me, all right?
Stop playing with me, son.
I don't know.
You niggas are extra poor.
I don't know what's going on.
No, you can flush the toilet, bro.
All right, all right.
Come on. We got it. We got it. Let's move. This nigga's is saying. Extra poor. I don't know what's going on. No, you can flush the toilet, bro. All right, come on.
We got it.
We got it.
Let's move.
This nigga's is crazy.
Holy shit.
Why that foot is moving, boy?
Bro, my foot.
Y'all too?
Hey, man.
Listen, bathtub boys.
Oh, shit.
This nigga's still showering in the bathtub.
I hope to be-
Y'all take baths?
Yes.
Yes.
Okay. In the bathtub. Bubbles? Bubbles?s? Yes In the bathtub Bubbles?
Really stressed right?
It's been a long day
Bubbles?
I take baths too
Oh yeah you told us that last time
I fell asleep in my shit
I fell asleep in my tub
You got a pillow?
In your bathtub?
No I'm just saying
You can fit in the rest of the tub
Hold it You had a pillow in your back. No, I'm just saying you could fit in the right
Hold it in hold it and ignore again
I'm not laughing. I my man. That's not funny
And you don't have the regular tub like tempting the niggas got you got your cozy great grandma's
combo Them niggas got your great grandma's combo. With the little flowers on the bottom.
I'm going to show you.
Yo, I have so many home questions for y'all now.
We can move on.
Come on.
What?
But you're speaking from a place of privilege, yo.
Stop doing that to your niggas, bro.
The only nigga we should condemn is this nigga Cause he can build the shower
I didn't know
That they was still
In the bathtub doing that
You could build the shower
In your crib nigga
Your bathroom is big enough
You could open the wall
I could
Yeah your bathroom
Y'all use face soap
Yes
No
I use black soap
What do you use your
Regular dough
To wash your face
To use your body soap
On your face
With the hair on it nigga
What You ain't say you wash Your balls and your ass And then put soap on your face. With the hair on it, nigga?
What?
You ain't say you wash your balls in your ass and then put it on your face.
I use regular Dove soap on my face.
Ish.
Some people use separate products for their face and their body.
I don't.
I use regular Dove soap for my face.
Your pores is clogged.
No, they're not.
My skin look way dog. Are you using a rag or your hands to wash your ass?
Your pores is clogged.
I don't put the rag on my face. No, are you using a rag on your hands to wash your ass? Your pores is clonin'. I don't put the rag on my face.
No, are you using a rag
on your hand
to wash your ass?
After you take a shit,
are you using your hand
to wash your ass?
All right, we got it.
We got it.
We got it, y'all.
We did it.
We did it.
All right, I'm just saying.
Some niggas, it's dirty.
All right, we did it.
We did it.
You got a Winston Raga?
All right.
Just tell me.
It's wipes.
Give me your, come on, it's 4th of July. Just tell me. It's wipes. Give me your,
come on,
it's 4th of July,
4th of July weekend.
Give me your etiquette
for showing up
to a cookout
that you were uninvited to.
What's the first thing you do?
First,
you got to show up
with something.
Yeah.
That's awesome.
You got to come
with a bottle.
Something decent too.
You got to wait
for somebody
to come outside
that you know.
I'm not even showing up.
And walk with them inside.
You just went to the baby shower.
I got invited, nigga.
You didn't.
I did though.
Nobody got invited.
The person that did the invites,
because that's what she said.
She said,
I did the invites.
So?
I got invited.
But not by invite.
Like verbal.
Yeah, verbal.
So when they did the invites.
So you was like a plus ones, plus one.
No, nigga.
I got invited.
A nigga said, yo, here go the address.
Pull up.
But was it his baby shower?
I don't know.
No.
So it was his man baby shower.
All right, so you was.
A plus ones, plus one.
I got invited.
Plus two.
Fuck y'all talk.
I got invited, nigga.
I ain't show up.
Fuck you talk about it.
That's what I'm saying.
I wasn't Tupac, nigga.
Yeah, you start.
You got to bring something. Did you bring anything with you? I thought it. No, I didn't show up. The fuck you talking about? That's what I'm saying. I wasn't Tupac, nigga. Yeah, you start, you got to bring something.
Did you bring anything with you?
I thought it, no.
I didn't know it was a baby shower.
But you knew it was a birthday gift.
You knew it was a party.
I knew it was a birthday.
A birthday party.
So you didn't bring anything
to the birthday party.
Oh, yeah, you got that shit.
Not a card.
A big ass solid gold case.
A heavy ass case
wasn't working no more.
Oh? The heavy ass case wasn't working no more. Yo, can you hear me or nah?
Now I can.
Yo, whoever did the invites for the baby shower, did Ish get an invite?
Like on paper?
No.
Nat did the invite.
Did he get one on paper?
She said no There is no paper invite
Oh did he get the evite?
Hello?
I did not do the invite
I didn't do the invite
I didn't do the invite
Didn't work But I'm sure I don't. Haha, goof troop.
Didn't work.
Where's the gold case at?
Yeah, get rid of that shit.
That shit's heavy as fuck. Broke my finger.
It's home.
It's in my drawer.
Hey, Nat, you did the invites for the baby shower?
Yeah.
Did Ish get an invite?
No. It's not funny though.
He wasn't on the list. Oh, damn.
He came in theme with his blue pants on. And a white t-shirt, right?
Yeah. That was the theme-shirt, right? Yeah.
That was the theme?
I mean, baby boy.
He ate?
Oh, he ate a whole plate.
Fast, dude.
He ate it fast.
He gobbled that shit.
Bye, Joe. Bye.
All right.
Go on, move on.
What else is unimportant?
Well, no, we still on 4th of July, so...
I'm not bringing shit to the cookout
I wasn't supposed to be at.
Oh, no, you got to bring something.
You have to bring something.
A little bottle, 12-pack, something.
No, I'm not doing that.
You just showing up.
How am I supposed to remain inconspicuous?
You're not going to remain inconspicuous, Joe Buddy.
It's not going to happen.
Oh, yeah.
What the fuck is he talking about?
I ain't going to lie, son.
You look fly today, son.
I'm admiring that polo shit you put together.
For the first time, it's all coordinated.
First time.
No, for real.
Now, that shit flies, huh?
Are you really him today, son?
I like that for real. You look good shit flies, huh? Are you really him today, huh? Snoop Dogg's an idiot.
I like that for real.
You look good.
But Marshall's polo is dope.
They got good polo in Marshall.
So, 4th of July.
DJ Maxx.
You can rack up in that motherfucker.
I wouldn't know.
My nigga bought that on the...
Nigga bought that on... Burlington. Yeah. I didn't know. My nigga bought that on the... Nigga bought that on...
Burlington.
Yeah.
Oh, please, nah.
That shit fine.
My nigga reverted back to his outlet days.
No, no, Ice, don't do me like that.
I ain't say nothing, bro.
I'm just...
Give me a thumbs up, my nigga.
Fly, fly, fly.
Give me a thumbs up.
I'm looking at you like,
damn, Ice got that shit together.
Stop looking at niggas. All right, got that shit together. Stop looking at me.
All right, come on, man.
Come on, we done.
We done.
We done.
What do y'all think about
that report that came out
about the Squid Games,
Squid Games owner
not getting no money
because they signed some bullshit
and Netflix caked off
and it pushed their evaluation
like over 900 million
or something like that.
He said he won a million episodes,
the guy.
You got the drop, right? yeah you're not getting it that's fucked up that's super fast it's the business entertainment business
the business ain't nothing else no entertainment business they came up no
different than an artist son they go shit diamond. Marlon Wayans and them said
they,
that shit they did,
the don't go drinking
and all that,
and the white chicks.
Don't be a menace.
They sold that shit
for the short.
We got them.
Yes.
We fucking got them.
Squid Game increased
the value of Netflix
by an estimated 900 million.
It also made
South Korean writer
and director
Hwang Dong-hyuk
famous but not rich.
In his contract,
he had forfeited
all intellectual property rights
and received no residuals.
Why is that fucked up?
Well, I mean,
the thing was,
wasn't the show made
and a failure over there
and then they kind of
came in and bought it
on the cheap?
Supposedly,
that's what I heard.
I think that was the story.
I think that's what they
do with a lot of those shits.
And they gave him $100,000.
I think that's what,
you was the same type of thing
where it got dropped
at the network
and they came in
and swooped it up.
And they gave him 100 grand.
They were just happy to get it off.
That 100 grand for him might have been life changing at that point.
I'm sure it probably was.
See, that's the thing.
When you start looking at these situations, you wouldn't have got that 100 grand.
You know what I'm saying?
Your show flopped.
It was a failure.
You wouldn't have got nothing.
So at the time of you signing that 100 grand deal, you happy as fuck.
Made something out of something.
Now you go look and say, oh, it did this.
I got robbed.
I got this.
No, you didn't.
Well, they should have probably had something in the contract
where if it blows up, I get some meager.
So you don't get mad enough.
They be so thirsty to sign, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's the business.
These fucking companies catch you.
You sign it.
See, what I don't like about contracts, though, is when you sign it see what I don't like
about contracts though
is when you sign it
and in the moment
you feel like
alright I'm good
I'm happy
this is what I want
you didn't feel like
you feel right now
the day you signed
that contract
true
and that's the thing
about contracts
you gotta always plan
for not only
the worst case scenario
but the best case scenario
true
at least leave a sliver
of you know how do you take it to a point I don't know what the standard would be in this type of deal for not only the worst case scenario, but the best case scenario. True. At least leave a sliver of,
you know,
had he taken a point,
I don't know what the standard would be
in this type of deal,
but let's say a point is minuscule,
but something in there
in case it does something.
And for me,
yeah,
not to say that he wouldn't have still
ended up with the same exact deal,
but at least you go to bed
knowing you asked.
That too.
If they say no,
they say no,
and you do what you got to do,
but closed mouth
don't get fed.
True.
What do y'all think
about all of the layoffs
from ESPN?
It's now reported
that they have separated
from Jeff Van Gundy,
Jalen Rose,
Lafonzo Ellis,
Max Kellerman,
Keyshawn Johnson.
They all got fired?
And Susie Colbert.
He said it was 20-something people.
Not Mel Kiper, but the other draft analysis dude.
McShay.
Todd McShay?
They got rid of Todd McShay?
Mm-hmm.
So 20 people.
This is a lot of people.
That's a lot.
And big names, too.
This is not...
Not run-of-the-mill shit.
Jeff Van Gundy was there 16 years.
Jalen Rose, 15 years. And he there 16 years, Jalen Rose 15 years,
and he's been impactful.
Jalen Rose is really starting to turn up.
I don't understand.
Well, they say in an effort to save millions.
So I guess that's the bottom line.
Yeah, I'm sure all these, like I said, they're big names,
so that means they're expensive names.
True.
Like, I didn't know Jalen Rose was there that long.
Because now he's getting
more on-camera footage.
Like, he might have been
working behind closed doors before,
but Jalen Rose, for 15 years,
wasn't in front of the camera.
Now he's in front of the camera,
shape-up, looking like Jesus did it,
and he's starting to get his...
Well, you got to think.
We old, right?
So Jalen, Jalen,
I remember his argument
with Skip Bayless on first date
and if Skip and
Shannon show has been on for seven years
then that had to be
ten years ago. McShay's been there since 06
what do these people go to do now
since their brand we kind of know them
from
I'm sure FS1 will be a landing spot for a lot of them
I'm sure some of them will go
the independent podcast, YouTube show
kind of route.
If I had to guess.
I'm sure FS1 is waiting
right outside that door to poach a couple of them though.
Yeah, they are.
Yo, I'm telling you what's going to happen is
I think they're going to, with all of their
fires, all they're going to do is strengthen FS1.
And I know HBO has been dabbling a little.
They got, what's his name over there?
What's his name?
Bomani.
They got Bomani over there.
I wouldn't be surprised if they want to bring in more people.
And I wouldn't be surprised if the other competing networks,
Showtime, Netflix even,
might want to start delving into some sports shit.
Fox got football on Smash.
They could start to maybe
jump into basketball waters a little bit.
YouTube with the NFL deal
might want to have some exclusive
sporting shit of their own.
There might be some new shit coming up with that.
For sure.
What does this do to ESPN's programming?
Waters it down.
It's going to be the Stephen A and Pat McAfee shows.
It depends on who they put back.
So they said that
they are going to go to J.J. Reddick,
Doris Burke.
We love Doris Burke.
Richard Jefferson.
I don't think I like Richard Jefferson as much.
He a little dry to me.
But J.J. I think will bring some new shit.
They ain't say nothing about J. Will.
They might try to give him a better role.
J. Will is great.
He's been killing it.
And a lot of the females.
I don't know all of their names, but a lot of the women have really been stepping up in sports broadcasting.
So I think they'll start getting shots, too.
Okay.
Well, we shall see, God damn it.
It's a lot of other people.
It's probably a lot of money, too.
They said, whatchamacallit, he and his second year have an $18 million deal.
Who?
Max.
Sheesh.
How many years do you know?
Five.
I'm bad at math.
What's that?
It ain't that much.
3.5 maybe?
3 point something?
Not a bad salary, though.
That ain't bad.
Because he don't be on all day every day like some of these other guys.
Like Stephen A.
Yeah.
But 3 point something? That ain't bad. Because he don't be on all day every day like some of these other guys. Like Stephen A. Yeah. But three-point something.
So, again, I don't count on nobody's pockets,
but let's say you could go give J.J. Redick a million, 1.5.
You might as well go give J. Will two of them for one.
And then go get Pat McAfee 100.
Yeah.
Keep telling you all about having a proven concept
that you've proven on your own outside of them.
That's really what it boils down to.
It gives you value.
I made it work.
Now imagine what y'all behind me.
It'll really work.
It gives you value, but it changes value.
It changes value.
They can't come to you and attempt to place a value on it, on. It changes value. They can't come to you
and attempt to place a value on it,
on you, on nothing.
I have this on my own.
I'm doing this.
This is what I'm doing.
What's up?
Like, you can't come to Pat McAfee
and say I got $10 million for you and your team,
all inclusive for that.
Huh?
He's a nigga laughing at you.
Good luck with that.
Last time I saw J. Will, him and I were part of the people that
were auditioning to get like a morning show gig on NBC and they brought a bunch of us in there and
Jay will when I was speaking to him shout out to him so what you doing here just started preaching
to me the importance for him, Duke guy, you know,
he's smart as,
smart as Olazu.
The importance to him
of building his own shit
outside of ESPN
and the time to do that
is now.
He started telling me
he felt like he was late
to that party
and this was a few years ago.
So, I mean,
I can imagine
what the sentiment is
among athletes.
You see JJ Redick doing it.
Like, you see a bunch of them
doing their own shit
and developing their own shit.
For this reason right here, man,
the jig is up at a lot of places.
All of that just funneling money,
allocating all these millions to just go wherever.
Nah, it's over for that one.
It's over for that ball.
And a lot changed, yo.
Like, before ESPN was the go-to.
It was like the only game in town for the most part.
I mean, you had other players.
Now, like you said, podcasting here.
I watch more sports shows off of TV than I do on TV.
Yeah, shows on YouTube, podcasts.
The money probably ain't the same coming in over there.
So then you start to look around like, yo, we're paying all of this.
We got to.
I think they money still up because they still got deals with the respective leagues.
Yeah.
So, you know what I'm saying?
NCAA, they still get money.
The NBA, they still get money.
But I still think they.
The actual content shows.
And that Pat McAfee shit might have really.
We joking, but.
I don't be joking.
That shit.
That was during.
It's like a four hour slot during the prime talk show hours.
And he's getting paid.
And it's a great show.
So, again, we might got to cut $20 million worth of salaries just to get him over here.
That's a lot of money, my nigga.
I have a talk show question that I want to present to y'all.
But while we're on sports, a new list, a new rankings list, you know how we love those,
A new list, a new rankings list, you know how we love those,
has John Morant ranked 15 slots better than Ray John Rondo for top point guards of all time.
I want to say John Morant might be 30 on that list,
and Ray John Rondo is 45.
Never.
I want to ask you guys how y'all feel about that.
I don't like that.
Let's see who knows basketball and who doesn't. Spl about that. I don't like that. Let's see who knows basketball and who doesn't.
Splash wins.
I don't like that at all.
And I love John Moran.
He's got to prove it more.
He's only been in the league a couple years.
That sounds like a lot of recency bias.
And he didn't even prove it.
Even if you want to use recency bias.
He has not.
Not just that.
I don't have John Moran as better than Ray John Rondo today.
Never. I don't. John Moran as better than Ray John Rondo. Never. Today. Never.
I don't.
I'm just saying.
Never.
But as in, if it's a younger person who might not be as familiar with Ray John Rondo, I
could see them throwing that name in there.
That's the only way it would make sense.
Cool.
But 15 slots?
Even to the person that wants to say John Moran is better than Rondo.
15 slots?
I want to know what other names is in there.
Like, in that gap.
Who else y'all got better than Ray John Rondo?
Bro, listen.
Ray John Rondo was an NBA champion.
Twice, right?
That's one.
And he.
Didn't he win one with the Lakers?
With the Lakers?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yep.
The bubble.
Yeah.
Maybe he came back, he was hurt hurt We was getting our ass whooped
He kind of calmed it down
LeBron even told him
Yo we don't win this
If it's not for you
So yeah
Two time champion
He also played
The point guard
With three
Bonafide Hall of Famers
And he had to settle
Them niggas down
They said he was
As feisty
Used to be fighting
Them in practice
Him and Doc Rivers
They said literally
Got in a fist fight
You a rookie
Point guard You a second year point guard You fighting doc rivers yo you know i'm saying that's
how feisty he is and that's how much he you know what i'm saying really wanted to win that's how
fiery he was he's definitely john morant is a better physical talent than rajon rondo but he's
not a better point guard than rajon rondo yeah i'm with you like not even close not at this stage in
his career at least like give it a couple, he gets a bunch of chips and shit.
He might.
Even if he don't win no chips, you can still be better.
Chris Paul don't got no chips.
He's better all-time point guard than Ray John Long.
That's true.
You're right.
In game show news, Pat Sajak retired from hosting the Wheel of Fortune,
and Ryan Seacrest has just been announced as his replacement.
I want to say a round of applause. Let me hit the little button for Ryan Seacrest has just been announced as his replacement. I want to say a round of applause.
Let me hit the little button for Ryan Seacrest taking every job available.
Let's get a round of applause for him for privilege coming through yet again.
Did he take Vanna White with him?
Did he take Vanna White?
I'm not sure if Vanna White is still a part.
She is.
She is.
I read an article where she said that still a part. She is. She is. I read an article
where she said that she wants more
pay. She wants at least half of what
Pat Sajak was receiving. And he was receiving
$15 million a year.
Let me tell you something, Vanna.
You ain't said a word in about 19
years. Jeff Van Gundy could go,
and then you gotta go too.
All you do is spend letters.
And actually someone else
I think does that.
I think it's a screen now
so she just...
She...
No, she's lit.
She is lit.
She's an icon.
She's an icon.
She's associated with the show
just as much as Pat Sajak was.
No doubt.
She hasn't had a raise since then.
It's been like 18 years.
And I think that's her fault.
Yeah, it's your pay.
It is.
No, I'm not saying
it's your pay.
That's your fault.
You let that go. If you
are there for 18 years without
a $1 raise.
If you think you're
going to go and get a $7.5
million raise. At the end,
when Big Boy just left the building, Pat
Sajak left. I can't.
We got to redefine what the show is now.
I don't know that Ryan Seacrest is getting
the same thing that Pat Sajak got.
Not just that. Vanna ain't Vanna.
What do you mean by that?
Hey, man.
What do you mean?
What do you mean by that?
Hold up for a minute.
No, shit ain't sitting the way it was.
What's not sitting?
Nothing. She old, nigga, say it.
How old is she?
70, I don't know.
She up, dude.
She got it.
She's 66.
I'm out there looking up.
I was just 66 years old.
No, you just argued.
They looked it up.
66.
At one point in time, Vanna White was looked at as a sex symbol.
The greatest white girl.
A sex symbol.
Yes, yes.
A supermodel.
The great white.
Right?
She was a great white at one point, yes.
Nelly put her in a song.
Oh, that confirms it.
That's one of the five things.
Okay.
You ain't it no more.
So I'm not going to give you 7.5 when I could go get Prince X-Wife.
So you shouldn't get paid whatever you think your value is based on the time you've been there.
But it should be more so based on how you look aesthetically after your tenure.
No, I think that your looks played a part in your value.
When your looks started to diminish, your value diminished with it.
Oh, no, that's dead ass.
Mel, what do you think about that?
She don't like that shit at all.
Zero.
She should have been building her brand up.
You disagree?
I'm not.
I think, yeah, no.
No.
I don't agree with you.
Okay.
I don't agree with you.
Explain.
I just, she's Vanna White.
She is iconic.
She, we're not going to, we're not, sure, she doesn't look like she looked when she
was 25 years old, but she spins letters on the show. You want
to keep some kind of recognition with the show
if their major, their host Pat Sajak
is leaving. You want to keep Vanna White there.
Go ahead Ice.
Do you think it's
hard for them to come
in there and get somebody else to spin letters
on the show? No. I don't think
that's what she does. To go get a fire
beautiful new young hottie to come in there Get that old bitch out of there right now. to spin letters on the show. No. I don't think that what she does. To go get a fire, beautiful,
new,
young hottie
to come in there.
Get that old bitch out of there.
And spin letters.
I think the optics
would look fucking insane
if they got rid of
Vanna White right now.
One more question.
All right.
Wait, wait.
One more question.
One more question.
One more question.
One more question.
Please.
Pat just left. We doing a whole new regime. This more question. One more question. One more question. One more question. One more question. Please. Pat just left.
We doing a whole new regime.
This is a rebrand.
Yes.
Right?
We want to appeal to, you know, we went and got Ryan Seacrest for a reason.
A younger demographic, right?
How old is Ryan Seacrest, by the way?
Probably 40-something.
No, no.
Please Google it.
I'm about to.
Yeah, please Google it.
Oh, shit, she in her bag.
Yeah.
I just wanted to.
All right.
We got him at 48. He's 48. Yeah, please Google it. Oh, shit, she in her bag. Yeah. I just wanted to. All right. We got him at 48.
He's 48.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Okay, so keep going.
But he's known by a younger demographic, yes?
Sure.
Yes or no?
I mean, everybody knows.
Everybody knows Ryan Seacrest.
So there's people who are 70 that know Ryan Seacrest.
You know what I mean?
The younger demographic, do they know Pat Sajak like that?
If they watch
Wheel of Fortune, then yes, they are aware
of who he is. I'm asking the names. I'm just saying,
do they know Pat Sajak like that or do
they know the name Ryan Seacrest? I legit
can't really answer that question
because I haven't asked the
younger demographic, do you know who Pat Sajak
is? Okay, so let's play.
Stay there. So if the young generation don't know Pat Sajak, it's pretty safe to say they don't know who patsy okay so let's play stay there stay there all right so if
the young generation don't know pat sajak it's pretty safe to say they don't know who the vanna
white is so her cache that she once had for the will of fortune uh demo and the young people that
you're trying to lure to will of fortune is out the window man they better go hire bernice
go get drunk i don't think bernice take that gig for three million
you don't think so
I definitely
I'm gonna repeat
since Ish is doing
some weird shit
with his leg and hat
and you said
I don't think
Bernice Burgos
long time girlfriend now
of Jalen Brown
is going to take
a wheel of Fortune job
for $3 million a year.
To that, you and Antoine say what?
Oh, I didn't know anything about her personal life
and what her finances were.
Well, now you do.
I don't know how much money she makes.
I know she's been out here hustling for a long time.
Shout to her.
I mean, $3 million a year to flip letters on network tape,
$3 million.
Yes.
Yeah, I'm going to add that.
Melissa, I'm going to ask you to put on your executive hat
and deal with this Vanna White issue.
Boy, you good, boy.
Boy, you good.
I want to hear that.
Can somebody show me a picture of what Van White looks like right now?
She look like a 66-year-old white woman.
Five foot nine, five foot ten white lady.
Yeah.
Wait, but why do the looks matter now?
Ooh.
We got her.
Okay.
Colorist.
Okay.
Putting on my executive hat,'m probably gonna want to go younger
I'm probably gonna want to say
Vanna this is your last year
And we're gonna do a total rebrand
I'm going to say that
I'm going
As an executive
I'm probably
That's probably gonna be the mandate
And
And everybody's gonna be like
So as executive
You'll deal with
Whatever the optics are of that.
Yes, absolutely.
Absolutely.
As an executive, that will probably be the decision that's made.
And you're right.
She should have asked for more money a lot.
18 years, you should have done it.
There's so many different points in which she could have done it.
Asking for more money now It ain't even more money
It's 7.5 million dollars
A year more money
No I'm here
We could damn near
Go get a whole new cast
For 7.5 million dollars
Well there's really
Only two people
It's the host
I'm talking about
The camera niggas and all that
Studio audience
Pay all you niggas
To come in.
New board,
new wheel.
$7.5 million.
The funny shit,
if I was working over there
because I'm petty,
like,
I would deal with the optics
by saying,
being a white is chosen
to stand with the writers.
I mean,
she does write
Slaps me
Get it
We don't know how to be in a white voice Sam
She ain't say shit my whole life
She did used to look good though
She's threatening to quit
I just read it she said she's threatening to quit.
She could be like the Wheel of Fortune house mom now.
You up 120?
Okay.
Okay.
Oh, shit.
Poor Vanna.
What'd you think, Dean?
Her walking in there saying, yo, I'm going to quit if y'all don't pay me this money.
Them niggas probably Laughing out like
Get your ass out of here
Get your ass out of here man
I don't feel bad about it
Because
Men lose value
As they age too
Yeah but
It ain't just a woman thing
But we want
You know
Come on Joe
We want the woman
To make some money
She been there
I do
You know what I'm saying
We want her to make some money
I do
Oh I don't care about that
I'm just telling you that
Why not
Cause you was at the same gig With the same pay And didn't do nothing about it You stayed on mute You know what I'm saying? We want her to make some money. I do. Oh, I don't care about that. I'm just telling you that. About being a white and making money?
Why not?
Because you was at the same gig with the same pay and didn't do nothing about it.
You stayed on mute.
So now you've picked a bad time to try to.
My beef is with Ryan Seacrest.
We unpacking this.
I bet.
But Ryan Seacrest won't let no other white person get a job.
Forget white.
Or black.
Forget white. Well, we in America.
There's so many people. It's not
Ryan Seacrest that's stopping us from the jobs.
Affirmative action.
The fuck is wrong?
Ryan Seacrest. Oh, man.
He's affirmative action. Him and Nick Cannon.
Yeah, exactly. They running it up.
Nick Cannon and Ryan Seacrest is
is what? Stepbrothers.
No, the fuck they ain't. Them niggas is running, bro.
That's the problem. No, the fuck they ain't. Them niggas is running, bro. That's the problem.
That's the problem.
No, the fuck they are not.
All right.
And that's the problem.
Okay.
There ain't no... At all.
Like, separation there.
I'm sure Nick is mad about that.
Not the Nick.
Friends of the show.
Foreign secrets, fuck out of here, man.
My man, but you got to give somebody else a job.
Yeah, there was so many lists going around of people that, comedians.
Like, there's a whole.
I'll tell you, they shouldn't be.
No, no, it's very different.
Tell me, since he telling me.
$450.
Brian Seacrest.
So, like, $50.
Very different.
We can have a conversation off mic.
It's cool.
Okay.
Why we got to have it off mic?
If you're wrong on air,
then just own it.
Do you do that?
Who has the 450, Nick?
I'm trying to do it.
So because I don't do it,
you shouldn't do it?
No, I'm saying
don't give advice
that you won't take.
I escaped that advice.
No, you told me.
I ain't say nothing.
You said,
yo, you gotta own it.
So you're still not gonna own it.
What's 450 and 50?
One is worth 450.
Per that. Well, yeah. Of course it. What's 450 and 50? One is worth 450. Per that.
Well, yeah.
Of course.
Who worth 50?
Nick.
Who you think?
If you think Nick Cannon's worth $50 million, you're out.
That's what I'm saying.
If you think Ryan Seacrest is worth 450, you're out.
I agree with both.
I'm agreeing with both.
So Ryan, it's lower.
Nick is higher.
Ryan is higher and Nick is higher.
They're both high.
They are both high.
They're both high.
If you think Nick Cannon's worth $50 million,
you're out your fucking mind.
That's insulting right there.
Saying somebody's worth $50 million is insulting.
Saying Nick Cannon's worth $50 million is insulting.
I'm not going to throw that word out there, insulting.
It's like a slap in the face.
It is.
If you're worth $150 million and somebody says,
there's records that say you're worth $50 million.
You're worth $300, $400 million and somebody says you're know, there's records that say you're worth 50.
You're worth 300, 400 million
and somebody says you're worth 50.
Are you insulted?
I feel like you might be insulted.
I'm happy.
No.
I'm super happy
and I think what you're saying
is some nigga shit.
I don't want that shit on.
Stop, yo.
Attack me.
Stop.
I don't want to attack you.
I'm just telling you to stop.
You're my man.
I don't want to attack you.
I think this is nigga shit
what we're talking about.
No, you don't.
Yeah, you don't.
No, you don't.
I'm telling you I do.
You don't though.
I'm telling you you don't.
All right,
then respond one more. Now, how? Because. Why is that? Oh, good. Tell me you don't want to use you don't. No, you don't. I'm telling you I do. You don't though. I'm telling you you don't. All right, then respond one more.
Now, how?
Because.
Why is that?
Oh, go ahead.
Tell me the one.
I was going to say because.
Like, when you sat in here and had acting here before,
you made sure that he was putting respect on your name
on the high list of what you make versus everybody else.
See, I disagree with that.
I think I crack a whole lot of jokes
and never revealed to him where I should be on that list.
And then he came in here the other day
and you still reiterated, yo, so
did your list change now, nigga?
And you looked up. But I didn't try
to get him to,
nor was I mad about that being in there.
I didn't say anger.
If I made $150 million and it
was reported I made $50, I'm pleased
at that. I would be trying to hide my
shit at that number. Yeah, because again, you had $150 million
so you are hopefully past what the fuck the tabloids or the gossip sites are saying at that. I would be trying to hide my shit at that number. Yeah, because again, you had $150 million so you are hopefully
past what the fuck the tabloids or
the gossip sites are saying at that point.
Of course. You know what I want to do one day?
We're not disagreeing. You know what I want to do?
Just for shits and giggles, I do want to
hit one of my journalist friends
like somebody that really is
in that shit and report
that y'all make like a few million a year
and see what it does to your
phone and your life well don't do that though but don't do that the fuck is wrong with you
don't do it no i want to do it while you don't make it so you can see why people don't want to
do that that's annoying i want to do that no i'm asking so you don't have to do that. No, I'm asking you. You don't have to do that, though.
No.
Yo, hate to be the one to say it.
Black Mirror.
Should have a little Missy.
A little Miss this year.
Did you guys watch all the episodes?
I got two left.
I got one left.
There was a couple that was all right.
A few of them were all right.
I haven't watched all of them yet.
There's only five.
I've seen like three.
That's how it always is
I saw four
Some are fire and some be eh
None of them was really like
Fire fire though
Yeah
None of them was bad really
But
Yeah
The first two was alright
The one with
Dude from Breaking Bad
Was pretty cool
And then I forgot what the four
Oh the
Whatever
The one where they did
The horror story shit
That was kind of hard.
Which one,
Salma Hayek?
That was two,
I think.
Number one,
that was the first one.
That was the first one.
Because they got her up
on my screen every day
when I cut it on.
She's right there on the screen.
I didn't like that one,
too.
I didn't like that one,
either.
Yeah,
I like that.
I like the story.
I like the way they twisted it.
I like the message.
I hated that episode.
Yeah,
that episode was trash.
The message was like,
oh,
that's what y'all was trying to do.
Terms and conditions,
really?
Yeah,
the fuck? Yeah. And, that's what y'all was trying to do. Terms and conditions, really? Yeah, the fuck?
And you know what else was similar to that
first episode of Black Mirror for me? Class of 09
and how they, Class of 09
ended
a little disappointed. Really?
A little disappointed. Hell yeah.
Why?
I really didn't like the whole
last episode. I'm saying what
had you disappointed though
like I think they tied it up they didn't leave it
like a so it's a limited series
it's not no it's 8 episodes
I think it would have benefited
them to be 10 episodes
I think that after episode 6
with the way episode 6
ended with uh
I want to say it's the big explosion, spoiler alert.
Seven and eight, how they quickly closed up the war between, what do you call the machines that predict the crime?
That AI.
Whatever that is versus the class of 09 and trying to stop it.
It's too fast.
It didn't go quick.
Too rushed.
And they got right stop it. It's too fast. It did go quick. Too rushed.
And they got right to it.
This whole show was great because of the story
and character development.
And at the end,
they kind of just...
So it's over.
The show's done.
I don't know.
There might be a second season.
Because my girl
trying to get me to watch it.
It's a great show.
It was great,
so I said I'd watch it.
But the last two episodes,
they just didn't end it
with the oomph
that they started with, is all. I just started on... Well, it's only two episodes, they just didn't end it with the oomph that they started with is all.
I just started on, well, it's only two episodes out right now.
The next one comes out.
It's weekly.
Hijack on Apple Plus, Apple TV Plus, whatever it's called.
It's with Idris Elba.
And he plays a passenger on a plane.
It's my man, friend of the show, Idris Elba.
The plane gets hijacked.
It's like a six-hour flight from Dubai to London.
Oh, I'm in that.
And he's like a business negotiator.
Mm-hmm.
And he tells basically the dudes that take over the plane,
yo, look, I don't give a fuck about nobody on here.
All I care about is making sure this plane lands
so I get to my family.
And y'all are fucking up already, so I'm going to help you.
Oh, shit.
Like, I see the mistakes y'all are fucking up already, so I'm going to help you. Oh, shit. Like, I see the mistakes y'all are already making,
so let me help you so that this plane don't get shot the fuck down
because y'all are fucking up.
But two episodes, it's fire just out of these two.
I'm going to watch it.
I need some new shit.
I'm not watching shit right now.
I'll check it out.
I'm only watching Righteous Gemstones.
Ah, I've got to get back into it.
That was my shit.
I've got to get back into it. That was my shit. I've got to get back into it.
Good old stupid.
My man is back.
I saw the trailer for New Liam.
Liam.
It's just taken again, isn't it?
Yeah, but.
Put in the car or something.
Yeah.
Driven.
Driven.
He's in the car with his kids.
He gets an anonymous phone call.
They let him know there's a bomb in the car
We'll blow this shit up
If you don't do what we say
Drive to this location
On a speed
Oh wait
You don't believe
That I'll blow some shit up
Then they blow another
Some shit up in front of him
Now he's trapped
And they pin some shit on him
Wrongfully accused
And now he has to try to escape
And save everyone
Same exact movie
Yo who wins the same movie award?
Is it Liam Neeson
or my main man,
Gerard Butler?
Nah, Gerard be doing it.
Nah, Liam Neeson
is the same movie.
I've never seen him
in anything else.
Gerard Butler.
Gerard Butler got some range.
Yeah, yeah.
Even if it's a little bit,
it's more than what
Liam Neeson's done.
I'd love you to look up
his movies in the last six years.
I don't mean 300 and all of them. Nah, Gerard Butler was in them. Don't take me back to 300. He was in a rom- Neeson's done. I'd love you to look up his movies in the last six years. I don't mean 300 and all of them.
Don't take me back to 300.
He was in a rom-com.
That's 2009?
You just mean the last six years.
I mean recently.
Then when he been on his...
I need to check.
I know he did the rom-com with...
He was a reporter.
I don't tell the people that say rom-com.
What's that?
What is that?
Catherine Hegel, right?
Oh, yeah.
It's called Retribution.
No, the one with
Catherine Hagel.
I'm sorry.
Oh, because, yeah,
he started out like
London is falling.
Oh, shit.
Come on, look at my man.
Look at Gerard Butler.
I'm looking at him.
He did a movie called...
No, no, that's false.
You know who else is trying to be the new,
I'm going to do the same movie over and over guy,
and I hate that they're doing this to him?
My nigga Thor.
Chris Hemsworth.
They got, hey, I don't know what is happening at Marvel,
but all that extraction, extraction two.
I ain't even watched that.
No, extraction was good.
Extraction was good, but I wasn't watching that.
You saw 2?
Yeah.
Damn, nigga,
he's a fan fan.
It just came out.
Extraction 2 was fire.
It was?
You too?
I watched that shit.
Everybody said it was fire.
Okay.
Mel, are you a Wes Anderson fan?
Mid, a little bit.
His movies are a little kooky.
They're kooky.
Who the fuck is Wes Anderson?
Wes Anderson.
He's the director.
Yeah.
The director of Canada Dry.
Like, no, the...
Canada Dry?
No, the Budapest,
the Great Budapest Hotel
or something like that.
Yeah.
What?
The Budapest Hotel?
Don't worry about it.
All right, cool.
Chris Hemsworth did a departure
from all the action extraction shit.
He did that movie Spiderhead
that I was talking about.
He did that like last year
where he plays like this guy
who's come up with just new drug technology
that basically can like, you know,
mimic emotions and stuff like that.
Witcher season three.
What season three?
The Witcher.
The Witcher.
Never watched it Fire
oh
alright
I'm not hip to Witcher
watch season 1
come on Pox
is it
it's lit
yeah you white
come on
I didn't think about it like that
did we get an update
on Madonna being found
unconscious
somewhere
she's
I heard
is she good now
she's out of the hospital
but she canceled
all her tour dates or some shit in the white news
Wait so that little dinner where they had the announcement was Lil Wayne and all I'm near at the dinner
So that's always canceled. Yeah, yeah, yes that for a little bit. Yeah
And why they say she was unconscious like a
infection yeah
What else somebody news box?
That was the one person that I could have guessed had a back.
You know what?
Nope.
Don't say it.
I would have won taboo.
Nope.
Nope.
Don't say that, man.
Material girl.
Mad materials.
Bacterial girl.
Oh, shit.
Antoine.
You said it.
You said it.
I'm not that witty.
Bacterial girl. Holy shit.
You got it.
Oh, shit.
You guys out of line, man.
Y'all are terrible.
No.
Y'all are bad people.
Let me see.
Mariah says she's pregnant.
I don't care.
I don't know.
Roseanne Barr is bugging.
Nope.
Ain't getting me.
Ain't getting me.
What did she do?
I feel like we was just talking about-
You get the white news, too.
Huh?
Oh, you get the white news, too. I get white news. That did she do? I feel like we was just talking about. You get the white news too.
Oh, you get the white news too?
I get white news.
That was main news.
I don't let y'all escape.
What's that?
I don't let the whites escape.
I get right into that white algorithm.
Y'all try to sneak shit by us who we don't know,
because we busy tearing each other down.
I want to tear some of y'all down too.
What the fuck they talking about?
They said Biden was unconscious.
They said they tried to impeach my man
Biden.
A lot of shit going on in the white news. Roseanne was bugging.
I just read. Yeah.
She went crazy.
YouTube took all the shit out of her.
For real. She bugged out. She's still bugging out.
She been bugging out for a minute. YouTube took her episode
down. Podcast episode. Nah, she bugged out. She's still bugging out? She's been bugging out for a minute. You two took an episode down, a podcast episode.
Nah, she bugged out for a minute.
For hate speech violation.
I can't even say what the fuck she was doing.
Yeah, I'm going to leave that down.
She went really crazy.
I'm cool.
You heard it?
You listened to it?
Yeah, I'm leaving this.
Yeah, we should walk away from what she said.
I like monetizing things.
Salute.
Salute.
I like monetization, yo.
When you say things, they get you demonetized, I'm not a fan.
That shit be yellow, that shit red.
Yo, I love when you creators call me and be like, yo, who the fuck is Quarter Lab?
They keep spamming my shit and saying I can't make any money.
It's like, yeah, dog, you can't just post what you want to post?
You niggas be mad when they get demonetized.
What I got for y'all?
What I got for y'all?
Oh, I'm saving this for Patreon.
Davido, my nigga.
That's my man.
See, y'all don't even know the Davido.
I don't know.
He's got a couple of girls pregnant right now at the same time.
At the same time?
Yeah.
I think one of them is a porn star as well.
Huge, huge international
Afrobeat star.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm going to get
a couple of pregnancies.
And of course,
the black girls
got him under fire
because his baby just,
he had a baby that died
like a year ago.
So they think it's too soon
to have babies.
What?
Well, and it's not just that.
And you cheated.
You're married.
He's married.
Okay.
Or he's with someone.
All right.
Thoughts and prayers.
Who your thoughts and prayers?
Your niggas just thoughts and prayers.
No, but seriously, like, what do you expect a man to do?
Well, he's married.
So there's that.
That's what they want him to do.
Like, be married. What is he supposed to do? Be married? We don't know what do? Well, he's married. So there's that. That's what they want him to do. Like, be married.
What is he supposed to do?
Be married?
We don't know what their arrangement is, though.
Okay.
We'll get to it on the other side.
All right.
I meant to get to this last part.
Larissa Pippen has half of Scottie's retirement.
City boys.
City boys, man.
Get their ass whipped.
It's tough out here
For the city boys
Those are sledgehammer shots
If she get half his retirement
Gotta be about $79 there
Little bit
Little something something
And they ain't make
No real money playing
Get your ass out of here
I don't think she got
Too much money
Nah he got paid
Nigga she getting
About $4 million.
What the fuck?
They just won't say that.
If she was getting some whopping sum,
the article would say,
Larsa jacked this nigga for about 40 M's.
30, it would say it.
It wouldn't say, oh, half his retirement.
Yeah, we know.
We know.
His highest salary was $19 million in one year.
It was his highest salary in 2003.
Oh, I don't care.
I'm just saying.
I just rather joke about him.
I don't want to get it right.
Shit.
Man.
What, you think he didn't spend none of it?
You think he didn't spend none?
She wasn't shooting in the gym, Joe.
She ain't supposed to get that nigga spanky.
And she out fucking with Nusha.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
You think she's not supposed to get it?
Speak.
Tell me what you think.
Why don't you want your little stupid foot?
I'm telling you that.
How long they been divorced?
I don't know.
It been a minute.
Yeah.
And if he getting a pension or something
and she getting half of his spanky,
that's disgusting.
Why?
One, he's still living.
Oh, that's a good reason.
Really, he is. He's a lot.
What else, too?
I just, I don't know. Never mind. Move on, bro.
Never mind.
And they let Vince Carter go, too.
God damn.
Oh, they still going.
Oh, they still going.
God.
Yeah.
Yeah, they make him.
I'm with y'all.
That's the Pat McAfee deal.
Mm-hmm.
It's definitely the Pat McAfee deal.
The more, yeah.
I don't think, I don't see nothing else.
I don't have nothing else that I'm dying to get off my chest here.
Oh, lastly in sports, Kyrie has said that he will meet with Phoenix.
Reactions?
Stupid.
On whose part?
Phoenix.
To even entertain his dumb.
Shit.
Okay.
Got to at least.
Let me gear this.
What do y'all think a team of Kyrie Irving, Bradley Bill, Devin Booker,
Kevin Durant, and DeAndre Ayton, how do you think that team will perform?
Scary on paper, but I don't think there's enough balls.
I don't even think they're going to play together if that were to happen.
I think they win 40 games, tops.
I don't know about that.
I don't even think they're all,
if that happens,
they won't see a full season together.
We'll just see a half a season together.
SKDub19 says,
I was having a debate about
who Avant could battle in the versus.
As have I, SKDub.
Avant is a really tough matchup
for someone. I say he Dub, Avant is a really tough matchup for someone.
I say he could
give Genuine a battle. I'm not saying he'd
win, but I believe he has smashes
that people don't think about until they hear them.
I agree with that part. If not that
battle, then who do you think
he could battle
that would be good for versus?
That's from SK Dub19,
part of the show. I don't think that should be Gen for verses. That's from SKDub19, part of the show.
I don't think that should be genuine.
Me either.
Leave genuine alone.
Let him keep falling off stages.
Don't give him a reason
to learn how to not fall off the stage.
Leave him where he be.
Don't make him anxious.
Yo, what was the last verses?
I'll just think about this.
It's been a while. It's been? I think it's been a while.
It's been a minute.
It's been a while, and I'd like to hear more.
We're getting close to September.
So if JD versus Puff is going to happen, I want to hear a little more about it.
I wouldn't mind seeing, maybe liking to stick, keep the generations close, but.
Tank.
No, never.
Tank smokes his boots, though.
That's why you shouldn't do it.
We're trying to be competitive
class friendly
class friendly
you know what
Joe
no
no
Joe smoke his fucking boots
no
and no
and no
and no
yeah I don't
I'm not
no disrespect to the gentleman
I just don't know
20 songs of his
that would even
go over well
in a verses
I know man
if you're talking about
Avant
you're talking about Avant,
you're talking about probably 10 strong records.
Gotcha.
He could round off the other 10,
but you're talking about 10 extremely strong records.
Yeah, see, I don't know anybody that...
I'd do an Avant against like a Jeremiah.
And that I'm just freestyling, but...
Jaheim.
Who?
Jaheim.
Jaheim. Avant versus Jaheim. Who? Jaheim. Jaheim.
Avant versus Jaheim.
Why would Jaheim want to do that?
And that's big jersey, but that's not a bad matchup.
That ain't no bad matchup.
That's not a bad matchup.
That ain't a bad matchup.
Jaheim going to go home crying, but.
I disagree.
I disagree.
You disagree with what?
Jaheim.
He probably crying in the bathroom, right?
No, I think Jaheim wins.
By the time you go home, he's done crying.
Avant and.
Wait, you think Jaheim wins what?
The versus Against who?
Avant
Is there another Avant?
No
That same one
U2E?
I think so too
Where U2 what?
Look at the catalog
I don't need to look
At no catalog
Yo look at his face
I thought
Oh yeah nah
I'm over here looking
Are y'all
Jaheim
Well what are you looking at
Explain
You think Jaheim wins
Or he loses
No he wins
Go through it
I'm just looking at
I just pulled up the essentials
Just to see
And just looking at these
Could it be
Anything
Just in case
Put that woman first,
diamond in the rough,
ghetto love,
I've changed.
It's over.
That nigga gets washed
if he steps to Avant.
Avant?
Now that you read that for me,
I have him getting
clinked
if he sees Avant.
And that hurts me to say,
but I think y'all have,
y'all need to go look up
Avant's catalog again.
I looked at both of their
essentials.
And essentials I don't really like,
but I mean in this instance.
It's a gauge though.
Yeah, that's why we use it
as a gauge,
because it ain't really
the deep cuts for verses.
Can we fall in love?
Read your mind.
Making good love.
Separate it.
Take it slow.
My first love.
Lie about us.
Want to be close.
Worth it. When it hurts, four minutes. Don't take. Lie about us. Want to be close. Worth it.
When it hurts, four minutes.
Don't take your love away.
Don't say no.
Just say yes.
He's cleaning him.
He is absolutely cleaning Jaheim.
I don't think so.
Bad.
Well, that's a good verse.
Bad.
Bad.
Bad and bad.
I'm not mad at that verse.
Bad and bad.
What does Jaheim play?
What does Jaheim play when this comes on?
Somebody answer me.
This is a podcast.
Somebody answer me.
He gets a point.
All right.
Yeah.
He gets a point. Well, you got a heavy hit of records He gets a point. All right. Yeah. All right.
Someone gets a point.
Well, you got a heavy hit of records.
I mean, it's some shit that's, yeah.
He got that.
Oh, man.
He got that.
A lot of people have no idea just how many records Zavon has, and he has a lot.
Okay.
I got one.
He has a lot more known, big, sing-along records than Jaheim
okay huh Tyrese no Tyrese is in a different league okay he's in a different league that's
the name I was thinking what do y'all play for this what do y'all play for this with Jaheim
I'm asking y'all to tell me. Got his catalog pulled up in front of me,
but this don't hit like that Kiki Wyatt shit.
Of course not, because that's one of the greatest songs ever.
But this is one of them.
Quiet over there.
E, you missed the R&B.
Come on, give me something.
Huh?
Put that woman first.
If you are playing Put That Woman first,
then give me the record you play.
I'm finding my way back.
Oh, it's over.
It's over.
I will.
It's over.
Yes.
Imani,
you the one that shocked me.
I understand them being wrong about this.
You, that ain't no fucking good.
Val Fon is...
What does he play when this comes on?
Wait a minute, just let me know.
Uh-oh.
Bassline.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Do-do. Yeah, yeah. Look at them quiet. do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do songs oh my god yeah don't tell me nothing again about giant I don't want to hear and that's my man big Jersey shout out to giant but wrong wrong bad
bad Oh Oh Oh no none of them want to see our music so he did what didn't he Joe
just played three of this dude's biggest hits
No I didn't
Yes he did
I got way bigger hits than that
No you don't
Yes I do
You don't have three bigger hits
Than the three you just played
Oh my god
What is wrong with this guy
It's cool though
He might have
Maybe a hit or two left
He don't got ten hits
You couldn't be more wrong
He don't have ten hits
I'm still going though
You on four?
I'm just still going.
You not on one is the issue.
I don't have a laptop in front of me.
I know.
There's going to go something.
There's electronics somewhere.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Ah, ah.
Putting an argument.
Ah, give me.
Baby, come back.
Baby, girl.
Like when girls hear this stuff.
You know.
Oh.
Oh. These last four minutes.
Pardon me if I'm talking fast and stumbling all over my words.
I heard you were leaving town.
I thought I'd be the one to know first.
If you have a minute, let me talk to you and see what's going on.
Oh, my gosh.
Yo.
All right. Imani, you stick to this? You sticking to your Jaheim pick? Oh my gosh. Yo. Alright.
Imani, you stick to this?
You sticking to your Jaheim pick?
Are you sticking to your Jaheim?
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
I can't hear you. I can't hear you.
He busy trying to get his wife back.
You pick, you sticking to your Jaheim?
I've never been the one to buy.
Jaheim can't beat this He can't beat this
Yo
He can't beat this
Alright it's cool yo
We can
Hey I hope we answered
The part of this show question yo
Listen babe
Every time I see you
I get a bad vibe
Yeah Alright come on We can move on man Y'all side with me I just don't want to say it For pod purposes See you. I get a bad vibe. Yeah.
All right, come on.
We can move on, man.
Y'all side with me.
I just don't want to say it for pod purposes or whatever.
Y'all don't fuck with me in real life.
I don't know what it is.
All right, come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Let's go.
Y'all just be wanting to argue.
We do.
Yeah.
It's awesome.
What else we got?
I think that's it.
I think that's it.
I might want to play a Vaughn sleeper now.
Play a Vaughn sleeper.
I might want to play a Vaughn sleeper.
Huh? Yeah. Huh?
Yeah.
What?
Billion's coming back.
I should watch
the last season of Billion.
Hey,
you can skip that one.
No,
you got to watch it.
Is Axe coming back
with it though?
I heard that he is,
yeah.
Then it's worth watching.
No,
he's coming back.
The last season wasn't bad.
It just started off real slow.
They went and got him.
I've seen it.
Trail is crazy. trail is crazy.
Trail is crazy.
Actually, I'm letting this rock.
I'm just letting this rock.
Nigga, there.
There goes my sleeper.
Take that.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Now, mute up, nigga.
And it's finished in the sheets
I'm on, you still on?
Still say no?
Yeah, I know, I know.
The only thing on your mind is sex and me, girl
I can feel your temperature rising
You should feel my nature too
Come on, it's gonna be a bumpy ride
Girl, let's do what we came to do
When we make love all night We make love
When we make good love all night When we make love all night
We really make love Can you love and love with me? Baby, love on the make and go
We make good love all night
We really make love
Baby, love all night
We really make love
Come to daddy, baby
I'm gonna bow, come knee
Clip in the rail
Slowly, I'm pulling you near
Say, babe, don't make too much noise I can't believe you, I'm pulling you near Say, babe, don't make too much noise
I can't believe you, buddy
Emotions running high
My hands hanging on your thighs
You feel me going up and down
And around and around and around
Girl, wait
When we make wave your sexy body
Make good love on me
All over you, you over me
My body
Hold me, baby
I touch you, baby, we're making sweet love
Your driveway in the backseat, window's standing, it's getting deep
Walk all over the glass, I don't know how long I can last With you moaning crazy
Girl, keep on calling me I'll take you to ecstasy
And when I'm done you'll be fast asleep When we making good love Oh, no way Nothing
Could break me and you
Oh, yeah
Keep my mind going
I can hear you, baby
Everybody
It's the house, it's the mall, it's the G-Face
It's the house, it's the pool, it's the beach, babe
Don't mind me, get your groove on
If you got a lady, get your groove on
Charge your body, it's the pool, it's the beach, babe
If you can, baby, do it, you can Available in your phone Shout out to Jaheim too man, I'm not with uh, causing division like that
But hopefully I was able to prove, prove a little more of my point and if I wasn't then
What the fuck is wrong with you niggas yo? Was y'all outside for this song? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Look how you're coming in. Open your heart.
Open your heart. Open your heart.
Oh, my God, yo.
All right, man.
I'm up.
I'm up.
Thank you, Imani.
Thank you.
Might have been wrong, too.
Yeah. It's okay. Might have been wrong, too. It's okay.
Might have been wrong.
It's okay.
I got Jersey bias, you know what I'm saying?
Yeah, he got a lot.
He got a lot.
But, shit, he played about three records that I'm sitting there like,
I'm looking at the Jaheim catalog like, okay, if I waste one here,
what can you do here?
Man, you pulling spades out the gate huh but um Detroit
my man 42 doug released the record while behind the wall this one is called one time Pull a curse down on the Maybach Niggas hate that suitcase full of A-stress
I used to take stress They say that nigga ain't rap
Or that K-set Half of these niggas ain't that, they just
can make rap Some fucker would've fully loaded
Some shit can get you bold If you ain't tryna kill something
Then why the fuck you toting?
A lot of people picked up, but not too many roads
You love that, I don't give a fuck
That's why I keep it close, you don't wanna war with me
I got too many sober screamin', dawg, you spoil me
Before I bend you up, I'm eatin' off of royalties
They know my shit cold, I'm tired for the real niggas
Who ain't never told, jump back down, bitch
We off that climb, shit skinny, rock the teak They want me to pound shitas who ain't never told you I'm back down bitch We off that climb shit, skinny property thing Want me to pound shit, everything true blue
When I'm in town bitch, still yelling rip school I really miss you, buddy on some new shoes
Piper glass dude, dragging down wheel shire I'm all that spaz hood, I ain't gotta check shit
I know that bad good, raise your hand you a bitch, that what she had to do
Shout out to my last wood, come get your ass whoopin'
That ain't thing fast too, shout out my last two
Still honin' for the H, I wish we had drums
Still honin' for the G, I wish we had wives
Still honin' for the hogs, I'm in my bag now
Them po's used to kill sixes, they kill it fast now
We're tellin' niggas I been trippin', I'm on my P's and Q's
Drake, he fall asleep on me, I think he need some juice
Say, I don't need no auto-tune, just bring me all the blues
Youngin' search the label, nigga, that shit, that's comin' soon
How you think you made a nigga like you can fuck with me?
Bounce a Mika and Shanique, they got a truck a piece
When your nephew gettin' big and you got another niece
They don't know that shit you did Fuck that nigga, rest in peace
Just got word, the youngin' ain't no one to thug I put five on him, but they gon' do it on the love
Ten seconds back, so hold tight, that's a spud That's a tip, nigga, you a little bitch, nigga
They say that nigga ain't real Or that case that half of these niggas ain't that
They just get made real Fuck it, we're the fully loaded
Some shit can get you bold
If you ain't tryna kill something
Then why the fuck you talking?
A lot of people picked up
But not too many roles
You love that, I don't give a fuck
That's why I keep it close
If you don't wanna war with me
I got too many soaps
Quit screaming, dawg, you sway with me
Before I beat you up
I'm eating up royalties
Ain't none of my shit cold
One time for the real niggas, you ain't never told
And again, that record is One Time, 4-2-Doug.
Detroit, what up?
Going to the West Coast, man.
Eastside Johnny is back.
This is Eastside, J-Rock, and Calvance.
This is gonna be my free thing.
This shit's hard.
Eastside got that dope.
Bitch, I'm serving it. Ben GT, I'm swerving it. Tell me what's the world, bitch. This is gonna be my free thing. Nigga ass till my hand hurt Pull that yappa out and see who legs work
Eastside be the mecca, bitch don't ever get it backwards
Eastside like a train Eastside got that dope
Eastside like a train Eastside fuck your hoe
This ain't what you think This ain't what you want
Eastside all the gang Eastside do the most
Eastside like a train Eastside got that dope Eastside like a train Eastside on the gang, Eastside do the most Eastside like the track, Eastside got that
dope Eastside like the track, Eastside put you out
This ain't what you want, this ain't what you want
Eastside on the gang, Eastside do the most
Okay, bitches no surprise Eastside know the vibes
Get down on the knees Look me in my eyes
If you make it rise I'm gonna do my job if it's smelling good
i might eat y'all i can whip it i can drive it depending on her mileage i'm passenger in her
rocket get head on autopilot yeah beefing over hoes oh no i don't want no problemo push me to
the limit i jump out and show you my demo.
That's Eastside, J-Rock, and Cal Banks.
I hope there's a project coming soon.
Yeah, he said the project is almost done.
I can't wait.
I can't wait.
It's been way too long.
It might have been five years.
Five years, yeah.
It's time. I'm going into A.S.T.N. and Alex Vaughn.
Song is How Soon.
How Soon. Don't know where the hell I'm going But it's better than laying here lonely
Bet you out the figures showing Showing them things you used to show me only
Anxious, got me anxious, is it showing? They say you ain't with me for the moment Lately I've been chasing my emotions
Hope you know that
I didn't mean to move on
But how soon is too soon to get with someone
How can you say that I'm wrong
When I never knew I was breaking a rule
I've been waiting for you for so long
And they took me places that we hadn't gone so
How soon's too soon to move on?
How soon is too soon to pick up my heart and move on?
Everything that we had, keep that
I'm moving on
Got my shoes, got my bags, that's that
What you mean too soon?
Did you think that I would make it stay
Especially when things ain't the way they used to be?
Cause if we're talking honestly I feel like even though it's scary, I'll let you go
I'm good for real, that's a sign of growth
And if you need a shoulder, I'll always leave an open door
I hope you know that
I didn't mean to move on
So move on
I'm trying so soon to get with someone
Find someone
How can you say that I'm wrong?
No one ever said that it was wrong
I never knew I was breaking a rule
I've been waiting for you for so long
And they tell me places that we haven't gone
So I'm so, so, so to move on
It's not too soon
I'm so, so, so to pick up my heart and move on
And move on
That's How Soon by ASTN.
I think maybe that's Austin and Alex Vaughn.
That was fine.
Okay, Mel, what we got?
It's a song called Hit Me Up, well, HMU, by Greek.
Okay. Above letters in the fire How do you feel when I'm around?
I want you to know I'm getting higher I feel the tension on the ground
I guess I'll call you when you're home Mindset so clever
Know I'll be here for you Know I'm right here for you I just want you to know
If I'm empty
Time could bless me
If you'd hit me I think that I got you for good, said it's feelin' right now, got me over the cloud, I
I hope that you feel what I feel, tell me lately I'm runnin' to catch up to cloud nine
Cloud nine, cloud nine
You mean to hit me with the moon swings, need a reason with the moon rain, aye
Does it all fall down?
You my downfall now
Does it all fall down?
Does it all fall down?
I just want you to know
Find me out in time
Bless me if you'd hit me up
That's Hit Me Up by Greek HMU.
That was pretty cool.
That was dope.
That was vibey.
I like it.
Nice and earthy.
Yeah.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry.
It's okay.
We got Flip.
Honey Baby.
What happened?
Is that the artist?
Why are you?
I'm upset.
Good?
You want to play something else?
No, rock out.
Honey Baby, Get Your Lick Back.
That's what she did to you?
This is good.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no...
I ain't got no... Honey Baby, Get Your Lick Back. Yeah, turn that shit off, man. Turn it off. Turn it off. Honey baby get your lick back
Turn this shit off man
Turn it off
Turn it off
Why
Cause start over stop
Honestly like
That's how you enjoy it
You gonna have to come
And get it black and blood
Get your
That's what you doing
She telling you what
That's what you do
Honey baby
So hype me
Nah nigga get it back in blood
Big jersey
Big jersey Fuck is they talking about Honey baby Yo, honey baby. So hype me. Nigga, get it back in blood. Big Jersey. Big Jersey.
Fuck is they talking about?
Honey baby.
Back with another one.
Flip, I got you.
Please.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Summertime vibes.
Y'all know what the fuck it is.
Big Jersey.
It go.
Yeah, a couple sound effects
Come on, don't play with my girl like that
You have to come get it back in blood, nigga
Fuck what they talking about
Baby, tell me what you think this is
You must think that I'm a stupid chick
Thinking I'ma fall in love with tricks
Like who you think I'm is
Thinking I'ma hold this thing down
While you run around flyin' with them chicks
Like where do I begin?
Yeah, don't play with that
I ain't playin' with her Do that with your Queens artist, yo Don't play with them chicks like, where the rap begins? Fly to the top, stay flat, you know insurance don't cover that
Might put this disrespect to your chin
Make you want to sneak, show you my receipts
Now tell me where have you been?
Yeah, see I put a track on your car, it was nothin'
I've been watchin' all your moves, you've been runnin'
Dealin' with these thoughts, you thought you was really doin' somethin'
Silly, you ain't really doin' nothin'
Sit my bottom, bottom, can't shut up, pull up Thursday
You ain't even strapped nothin' Set my bottom, bottom, can't shut up, pull up Thursday
You ain't even strapped up, now you kinda worried
Now you lookin' dummy, these the type of games you wanna play
And baby, if you feel some type of way
You gon' have to come and get it back and blood
Get your leg back, get your leg back
You gon' have to come and get it back and blood
Get your leg back, get your leg back
Cause it is what it is, and it ain't what it ain't
But in so much time, it was all just a waste
If you feel some type of way, come get it back and blow
Get your leg back, get your leg back
Baby, I did for you to pull up
Got a little something for you, come and try your luck
I was the only one that was down
I done criss-crossed up every single retro Jordan
And I bidded everything I say on storage
You wanna figure out who broke your car down I told you you gon' learn to deck
Oh, so now you on your way I blitz your cars, you're the basic trick
That's what you get When you treat me like a basic trick
And I'ma call your mama next week Take her out to brunch like we besties
You knew I was crazy when you met me I'ma give you flowers like a wedding
But it ain't the ones you thought that you was getting
I can't take when you lie
And baby if you feel some type of way You gon' have to come and get it back in blood
Get your lick back, get your lick back You gon' have to come and get it back in blood
Get your lick back, get your lick back Cause it is what it is and it ain't what it ain't
But in so much time it was all just a waste
If you feel some type of way come get it back and blow
Get your lick back, get your lick back
That is Get Your Lick Back by Honey Baby, Big Jersey
Big Jersey, there we go, that's fuckin' right
Feels like That's right, God damn it
Yo, man, happy 4th of July weekend, happy July 1st
Easy with them fireworks
Easy with them fireworks
But if niggas run up on your property, don't hesitate to let that Roman candle fly them bitch ass niggas, I mean.
First.
Yo, y'all stop being cheap.
Go get the onions, the green peppers.
Chop them bitches up.
The ground beef.
Put it in your big, big thingam jiggy the basin yeah yeah well look at you
with the egg get your egg off go with the basin the basin yeah there you go get your big shit
get the big big box use your hands listen chef roble and them might use the chef black cooking
gloves not my nigga ass bare hands get some of yesterday's dirt up in the meat.
Season it real good.
That ain't just onion powder.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
No ugly plus ones.
Keep your ugly friends with your ass.
Take them to Dykeman.
Be wherever y'all be at.
Bring a bottle.
Go to Westport.
And don't bring a bottle And try to take it back
If I don't crack it
You bitch ass niggas
Wait a minute
Skull feet and bricks
Way before Orbeez
Double disc
40 on my lap
Clap sound like 40
Did the mix
Filted bass
Sip coke
Like a Michelin star
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows you need to be there
I go dummy with my left
Until the next time
We bid you a due
Farewell
Adios
Arrivederci
Hasta la vista
So long
Goodbye
Au revoir
Never to put they feet up on your desk and yet you talking tough to me
I lost all my little respect, I'm seven feet up
All my little respect for y'all niggas
I know the payback gon' be mean
Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
My dogs are chillin' niggas and they on hood, that makes sense to you
Hope, I know you workin' on a secret album too, come on
Y'all know niggas can't swim, they find my yucky dye We have Hov, I know you workin' on a secret album too, come on
Come on
Get it out the way
Wait
Ayy
Ayy
And lastly
The baddies are insecure, the stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Don't turn up even more since y'all killed God
This is what it feels like
Grab you a towel and all you might need it
And this is what it feels like
Y'all hold it down out there, stay safe but stay dangerous
This is what it feels like
Head on a swivel at all times
Kiss your loved ones, shout out to your loved ones and your loved ones
Everybody have a real good weekend
This sound like we're John Legend supposed to come in
This is what it feels like
They tried to take it from us
Oh, shit
This is what it feels like
I love y'all, man
I love y'all
Oh, yeah, Curlfest Curlfest is back this month, too, now I love y'all, man. I love y'all.
Oh, yeah, CurlFest is back this month, too, now.
CurlFest is back this month, too, now.
We'll talk about it soon.
We'll talk about it soon.
I'll be there.
Here you go.
Hey.
Wait a minute.
Hey.
Hey.
Go ahead and look up career offensive school.
It's somewhere you need to be.
You can tell just by the title
you probably need to be there.
All right.
We want to shout out
to our sister Mel.
Welcome back.
Thank you.
So how long before
the next manicure?
Because you went like
seven months strong.
I think I'm going gonna try and maintain this
It's pretty wait. No, it's time for a new manicure girl. You don't like this girl I just got this time to do it again. It's called maintenance. I
Just got girl. No, you don't lose your toes. I just got this you just got your toes, too
So you don't know what that means.
All right.
OK.
OK.
You know what?
You did.
You did.
Yeah, how do you like my feet?
They look cute, right?
Nude your butt.
Nude your butt. Who you talking to? They look cute, right? New Joe Biden. New Joe Biden.
Who you talking to?
Feet man.
I'm getting the consensus.
I'm talking to me.
Oh, let me see.
Okay.
Let me see.
Yeah?
You hate them.
No, they got to get done.
No, you just think you can do some shit and let it rock for like the next three months.
You have to keep doing these things.
Okay.
You don't think so?
No, I do.
Like the Bob run had her.
Y'all don't start.
Girl.
You're not starting.
I'm on your side.
She gonna have to come and get it back in blood.
Really?
No, I'm serious.
It's too routine?
No, your toes look amazing.
Wow, God.
But then?
Oh, yeah, your shit was fucked up, but... I'm talking about right now.
It look good, it look good.
Thank you.
JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?