The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 644 | "Stay in School"
Episode Date: July 15, 2023Listen in to the JBP as the gang starts by reading social media reactions to the tape release of Adam22’s wife (34:02) before turning to new music including King Von’s posthumous project (46:32) &... Justin Timberlake hopping on Coco Jones’ ‘ICU’ for the remix (49:09). Hollywood prepares to shut down as the actors join the writers on strike (54:14) while Joe explains why music needs to do the same thing (1:05:35), the pod debates Ice Cube vs. Biggie when it comes to storytelling in music (1:33:37), and JAY-Z’s ‘The Book of Hov’ exhibit comes to Brooklyn (1:45:43). Also, Lil Baby has canceled a number of shows on his nationwide tour (2:05:54), Uzi responds to experimenting with his music and says he’s “trying” (2:25:15), Part of the Show returns (2:33:00), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Joseph Solomon - “Black Like You” Ice | King Von (feat. 42 Dugg) - “GangLand” Parks | CMR - “Midtro” Ish | alayna - “Who Am I Now” Melyssa | Kwaku Asante - “Molasses”
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Yo, what's wrong with you?
Word.
You good.
You're a man, my nigga.
I don't like that.
I'm going to break
this little shit up.
You're a man.
We both said the same shit.
I just said I saw it.
I wasn't saying...
You didn't say you were a man.
When you said...
We said that at the same time.
Yo, these millions
is going to your head, my nigga.
It's a pimple.
You're a grown-ass man from the bottom.
You've had a pimple before.
Nigga, you used to put toothpaste on that.
Yeah, exactly.
Look, look, you just got on Shorty.
You just, you know, you vulnerable like Shorty.
Kiki.
Yeah.
Be brave, Joe.
Be brave.
Be brave.
Be brave.
Be brave. God don't play about her. Yo, what's going on? Be brave. Be brave. Be brave. Be brave. Be brave.
God don't play about her.
Yo, what's going on?
Be brave.
God don't play about Kiki.
God don't play about Kiki, though.
Yeah, man.
Sit back and let us see.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No shades.
Don't cover it up.
Kiki go out with hers out there.
Pimple popper.
Y'all saying that make me think I need the shades.
I don't feel like y'all have my best.
Oh, look.
Your man got the shades in his hand.
Corey Chan. Put them shades up, man. Oh, that really mean I need the shades. I don't feel like y'all have my best. Corey Chan.
Put them shades up, man.
That really mean I need shades.
Oh, man. This guy.
Because I'm a man? Yes.
Explain that to the audience.
You're a man. Audience, don't judge me.
You heard the little tagline in the front of this
shit. Apply it for once, bastard.
Them niggas fast forward
through the tag.
They be sure to skip that. Yeah, that's so bad. All this real. shit apply it for once bastard them niggas fast forward through the tag yo you you have a pimple yo no it's not just that what is it sometimes you get the big
ugly pimple in the worst place in the world this shit been here for like four days sitting there
taunting me because it ain't been ready and And it ain't so much the optics of it,
because you're right, I'm a man,
but that shit made you feel like it was a migraine
right here in the spot.
Every time I move, it was taunting me in the mirror.
So this morning I woke up, that shit was extra white.
I'm on the phone with my girl.
I said, look at this shit.
I said, I'm about to get this motherfucker.
She said, no, grab the tweezer, do it the right way,
poke a little hole and get all of it.
She said, it's going to swell up
and you got to be on camera, so put your
shades on. I said, I will bring my shades just in case.
You ain't listening?
I brought my shades. No, I'm talking about
you did what she said. I did what she said.
It's not even that big. It's more in there.
But anyway. You got to get the burpees,
y'all. I got you.
Fuck my face.
Men can't do...
Men can't be masking their pimples, y'all. Men can't do... Men can't be masking.
Men can't cover pimples.
No, no.
You got to hold it down.
What do you think about that, Borgs?
Let it ride.
You agree with that?
Yeah.
But solely on the basis of we have dicks.
Yes.
Yeah.
Y'all...
So vanity doesn't apply.
No, you laughed at me too.
You was down with them.
But now you want to jump back to vanity.
Whose side are you on? Keep it in the top. Just so I know. I really did like that you guys got him You was down with them. But now you want to jump back and hand it to me. Whose side are you on?
You got to keep it in the top.
Just so I know.
I really did like that you guys got him on the kiki shit.
That was good.
Yes.
Man, you turned the shit into some other shit.
That shit was good.
No, dog.
You could be vain as a man.
You got to hide it, though.
Really?
You got to hide it.
In this day and age.
You have to hide it.
I think that men should be very vocal about having a skincare regimen.
Most of y'all are walking around with fucking testicle skin underneath your fucking eyes.
I have a skincare regimen.
I know.
I know he does.
You want to be very vocal about it?
No.
I would talk about my skincare regimen.
Sit your proactive bitch ass down.
Proactive?
Are you crazy?
Yo, look.
First, I do this.
You gotta get the lemon scrub. That was an ad. Hold on. That, I do this. You got to get the lemon scrub.
That was an ad.
Hold on.
That was an ad, and they're trying to make a comeback.
Don't come.
I'm talking about my head.
That was an ad.
I'm trying to be proactive.
Yo, I am so confused, but I'm listening,
because this is funny, and I'm letting it rock.
If it was by your lip, what would you do?
Put a bandit?
You can't come up here and talk about your lemon scrub
and all your seven days.
Wait, why don't we try with that?
What?
You could do it, but you can't be out here, yo, yeah, I use this product and then this
and this is the this.
Hey, guys, my name is Joe.
What the fuck is we talking about, yo?
Wait a second.
Are you crazy, Joe?
You'll be out with a white mask on your Instagram live and shit.
There's a word for this.
I don't know if this is insecure, but there's a word for what you're up to. There's a word for this. I don't know if this is insecure,
but there's a word for what you're up to.
There's a word for it.
I just can't say it
or I'm going to get canceled.
Rubbing small circular motions.
Don't forget to take the warm rag,
apply it to your face,
hold it there for five.
You, I never thought,
had a skin regimen.
I did when I was a kid.
You just got hot water, I feel like.
I feel like you just finished.
You just got done bathing from the lake.
Yo, listen, listen.
Oh, shit.
That's crazy.
Nigga, look at your nasty ass pimple, nigga.
All right, don't stick it.
Now, down to y'all.
You don't have a skin care regimen?
Nah.
I do.
Well, you don't wear lotion.
Yeah, that's true.
I use black soap. So you already on some, you on some, I don't even know what the word is, Vinnie Harlow.
I don't know what, I don't know what you on.
I don't really know what you on.
You the best, yo.
Ice, you don't have a skin care regimen?
I do have a skin care regimen.
If somebody saw you, a dude, and asked you about your skin regimen, you wouldn't answer
or you'd feel weird?
I'd be like, yo, I got some products.
You think he want to fuck you?
No, nigga.
Come on.
Then where are you?
I don't understand why men can't do that.
If somebody, all right, let's say.
Because we normally ugly. Keep it a buck. Keep it a buck. If you, all right, let's say. Because we normally ugly.
Keep it a buck.
Keep it a buck.
If you was to say, yo, what you using on your shit?
I would tell you.
Thank you.
But I'm not going to sit here and.
Promote it.
I got this product and then I do this.
You're not doing TikTok.
Nigga, we don't promote shit.
What if they had the bag for you?
Oh, well.
No, that's different.
All right.
They're going to have a bag.
All right.
So shit I don't even use, I'm a promote nigga.
That's what you talking about.
And we having like silly talk
in front of the pod
but
y'all don't think
that when you sit
on camera
you do certain things
that you maybe
normally don't really
give too much
of a fuck about
if I'm home
I'm not trying to
put toothpaste
and cover this shit
with a bandaid
and all this shit
we're on camera
that's why I got
the skincare regimen
that I upgraded.
What do y'all say
to that?
Nutrazine.
I'm asking you.
Vinny.
Bro,
that,
but,
I don't want to go back to you.
No, answer me.
No, that was the whole thing
with Kiki.
Kiki, like,
yo, dog,
I'm an actress.
I'm on TV all the time.
My skin is fucked up.
I'm talking about WeWe.
No, no, I'm talking about bars. I'm trying to the time. My skin is fucked up. I'm talking about wee-wee. No, no, I'm talking about balls.
I'm trying to tell you.
My skin is fucked up, so I feel insecure about that.
So if you're in front of a camera, of course you have a right to feel that way.
But us as men, we can't express our vulnerabilities, my nigga.
No, that's wrong.
I know.
It's the truth.
Then why are y'all enforcing wrong shit?
What makes it wrong?
This is society, nigga.
It's okay to carry yourself.
It's not a safe space for men, my nigga.
We're not promoting it, nigga.
I'm not disagreeing.
It was born with it.
Maybe it's Maybelline.
Fuck out of here.
Male grooming is a thing.
Ain't nobody tell you to go fucking go door to door and sell Mary Kay, nigga.
But you could talk.
You could talk about it.
Y'all are nothing.
He's been in jail his whole life.
Okay.
We shouldn't,
he don't know about
no fucking skin care.
No matter.
Corey is one of the most
prissy niggas I know.
The niggas you fuck,
would you like them to have
a skin care regimen?
I appreciate it.
Why would you answer that?
I'm sorry.
You get manicured, right?
Why?
Facials too.
Yeah, you do all this shit.
We do the same shit just say I lather
With different things
Glasses over no pimple, my nigga.
Can't cover the, that's it.
Dog, you can put glasses on.
Embrace your pimple.
You got a big ass bulge.
Well, you normally wear glasses too, though, so it wouldn't be weird if you did.
That's what I'm saying.
No, no, it's fine.
Don't tell that nigga.
Oh, yeah, y'all go.
I can hear the Reddit think pieces now.
Oh, my God.
Wearing the glasses is one thing.
Sitting there saying, oh, shit, I got a pimple.
Let me cover this is totally different.
That's true.
I'm mad that y'all feel that way about vulnerability and lotion.
Lumiderm.
Nah, that's crazy.
You bugger.
Nah, I think I got a clip about vulnerability.
Oh, nah.
Not your man again.
Nah, we can't.
Oh, nah.
And now we got to start with some Sade, man.
It looks as a weakness.
I was going to start with some Jeezy or something, but...
Nothing wrong with that.
No, no, no.
Skin care and Sade go hand in hand.
Yes, it does.
Yeah, nah.
That's what you put on when you're doing your routine.
Feeling vulnerable now?
Holy shit.
Yeah, why they telling me I don't know the code to my computer?
Because your cap's on.
Oh.
Boom.
Yo, you mad nosy.
Mad nosy.
Yo, she answered that.
She like, your cap's on.
I was watching you the whole time.
No, your password and everything.
This nigga here is crazy.
I can't believe y'all.
Anyway.
It's cool, bro. Mel, I didn't believe y'all Anyway It's cool bro
Mel I didn't think you was here
I thought you was on a plane somewhere
Oh what
Oh but you just got back
It was just
This morning
It was a quick little
Oh you took a little trippy trip
It was a quick little turn around
Where'd you go
Or is that
No I was in Atlanta
Oh nice
Yeah I was in Atlanta
For work or play
Both
Okay
Yeah
A little work play?
Yeah, work play.
Good time?
Yep.
Stayed at my new
favorite hotel.
Don't add coming.
Oh, shit.
Right there.
They don't play.
Get your shit off.
Go.
If they paid you,
go ahead.
I know.
I know.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
I'll wait.
I had a whole
knock in here, yo. This I know. Okay, I'll wait. I had a whole knock in there, yo.
This is right.
I don't want everybody to find out about this shit just yet.
You got a new article about you out here?
Yeah.
You got a press run?
I see you.
I see you.
I see you.
You get the real hate class.
You got a new article, nigga?
What you got going on?
I'm going to fuck you up.
I'm lost.
What's wrong with you, dog?
Yeah, a new one hit the streets.
A new one hit the streets.
Oh, shit.
Get away from me.
What is it?
Mom, nigga?
This nigga said the vibe.
What's wrong with you, yo?
This one, they big.
I didn't get to read it yet, but I just saw it.
Where?
On his page?
The head paragraph was enough. I saw it on Reddit. Antoine gives us. Or maybe yet, but I just saw it. Where? On his page? The head paragraph was in there.
I saw it on Reddit.
Antoine gives his best tips on rehabbing.
Yo, dawg.
What's wrong?
Yo.
You can't support your friends?
You got a photographic memory or something?
You can't support your friends, yo?
He remember everything, dawg.
I hate this nigga.
This nigga got a photographic memory.
He don't like no light on him.
None.
Yeah, I'm not.
He can't take compliments, support, nothing, bro.
Nothing.
Oh, shit.
But you don't look to change that as you're in the entertainment field?
You got him?
Ish.
Can you answer me?
I'm getting there.
Yeah, I'm getting there.
I'm trying.
Bro, listen.
People's personalities.
Is this vulnerable?
No.
Yes.
No, no, no.
It's vulnerable.
People's personalities are their personalities. It ain't. You know what I'm saying? Your personality can. No, no, no. It's vulnerable. People's personalities are their personalities.
It ain't.
You know what I'm saying?
Your personality can adapt
a little bit, though.
I'm getting there.
Somebody said, bro.
Yo, dog, don't pontificate me to death.
I'm getting there.
As you're seeing all the coin
that these fucking smart-talking niggas
is making out here,
and you, you.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, you.
I'm trying to get there.
At some point, you said,
I'm trying to get there.
All right, enough is enough now.
Let me stop playing.
And they arrested your man.
The best comment.
And they arrested Caesar.
They said, bro really waited until Caesar was out to pay me.
Oh, shit.
This had to be an interview in the streets.
They wrote that.
That's facts.
Damn.
Stupid, yo.
This is nuts.
Smart move.
Yeah, very smart move.
You want to show them how to really do it. It's like when the girl takes her man off her Instagram page. Swoop right in. Fine, yo. This is nuts. Smart move. Yeah, very smart move. You want to show them how to really do it.
It's like when the girl takes her man off her Instagram page, swoop right in.
Bye, mom.
Got him.
You know what happened, yo?
Long time stranger.
You know that's what they're doing to me?
Yo, you stupid, Joe.
I get highly offended at that move.
What?
The swooping?
No.
When she take them off?
When she take all the pictures.
You get offended?
I'm really offended by that move.
I hate that move.
You don't do that move?
No, I don't do that move.
What do you hate about it?
Yeah.
That guy was five months with me
and sending pictures still everywhere
before I even noticed
what's going on.
I said, hey.
I didn't do that to you.
You don't raise the memories?
Oh, all right.
All right, girl.
Because they don't tell you they're doing that.
You just got to bump into it.
It ain't for you to see.
That's not for you.
It's for them.
Good point.
It's for Ish.
It's for the rest of the niggas.
We see.
Yeah, but see, my brain go back to all them pictures I didn't want to take.
That you forced me to take.
Yeah.
Which is all of them.
Yeah. So now they got to keep to take. Yeah. Which is all of them. Yeah.
So now they got to keep them forever?
Yeah, but you leave the pictures that I took of you.
That's foul.
Those aren't memories?
I know, but if it's traumatic to anything related to you,
you got to...
All the pictures I took where I bodied that shit.
No, I was down on the ground trying to get to them.
It's not traumatic.
That's not it.
I'm letting the world know we back outside.
When they cut the bat signal on to let Batman know, hey, swoop in, my nigga.
That's what this is.
Then when I got the courage enough to say something about it after it had long passed and meant nothing anymore, I was like, yo, you deleted the pics.
How'd that go over?
Yeah.
Said no.
Archive.
Archive. Archive. Who knew that? How'd that go over? Yeah Said no Arcade Arcade
Who knew that?
Girls and stone cold killers
Girls and stone cold killers
Go wind it up
Wind up the battle
She found
We're here
It's gonna be funny forever now yo
No stop
It's gonna be funny forever You, yo. Yo, stop. That shit is going to be funny forever.
You got to stop.
Stop.
I archived, though.
Oh, yeah.
Word.
All right.
That's what you did.
Archived this.
Archived this.
Hey, yo.
Oh, shit.
All right, Queensflip, do not stand with these fellas.
Refer to the first thing in the pod.
Yeah, don't skip the tagline in front of the pod.
I'm going to put it right back there, actually, too.
Ish, I see you out here, man.
Stop, stop that shit.
Ish, I'm proud of you, man.
Thank you, sir.
She's a type.
Thank you, sir.
I hate him, y'all.
I hate him.
All right.
Yeah, come on.
Honest person would tell you the truth if you ask them.
Right.
A transparent person will show you the truth if you just look.
If you look, I will show you.
Yeah.
But a vulnerable person will offer you the truth and you never have to reach for it.
That's good.
And so you want to be able to be honest but see if we're in a marriage yeah and i'm just honest with you that's not enough
because you have to know what to ask me right right and and so if i don't feel like i'm getting
the answers because i never asked i don't feel safe then I'm technically not wrong here right right
but like right if you kind of see something is wrong with my lip or my eyes right now like my
eyes so my eye is low so you can see and if you're looking then I'll tell you like you know
this is going on with my eye I got points in the face right you're looking you can see so I'm
showing you but vulnerability says you don't see what's going on in the internal,
and I just want to tell you something that you don't know.
Talk to him.
And you wouldn't even know to ask, even if you...
Talk to him.
Even on a good day.
So to be vulnerable is to offer, and that is risky.
It's so risky, because you don't know what's going to come of that.
Absolutely.
As the person who's being vulnerable, you don't know what comes of it.
Is that person going to shame you, ridicule you?
Is it going to come back in another conversation?
Don't cry.
You're breathing.
What the fuck are you doing?
What are you doing?
Exercise?
No, I'm just taking it in.
That nigga definitely got a skincare regimen.
I can hear you. That's the one time you talking to the mic, huh?
Nah, I was talking about hips
You need a skincare regimen
No, I don't
Play
No, I don't, nigga
You do
No, I don't, though
Don't start your shit
Ish, honestly
Yo, no, no, no
No, no, we here now
Let's shout that thing, man
Yo, you look good for your age, my G
But how long you think that's gonna hold for you? That's hate I no. No, no, we here now. Let's shout that thing, man. Yo, you look good for your age, my G.
But how long you think that's going to hold for you?
That's hate.
No, it's not.
That's hate.
I'm asking.
You might as well just throw all the hate on the floor.
That was disgusting.
That was nasty. I'm saying.
All of that, I'm natural.
I don't wear lotion, nothing on my body.
That lotion shit ridiculous.
That's all that shit.
That's what I'm asking.
Nigga said I use natural shea.
Fuck out of here.
That nigga ain't never said shea.
Shea Stadium, shea nothing.
Shea name shea.
Nothing.
Yo, you stupid, bro.
You got about...
Oh, man.
Let me see.
Don't do it.
That sound crazy.
That's what I'm saying.
I give him four because he do got good some shit in his blood.
Four years, it's going to be time to put something
on your shit.
You sitting here cold, son?
He said three.
He said three, nigga.
I'm sick of you.
I'm sick of my love.
You too. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Mic check, one, two, one, two. Way to go. You took my love, you took my love
Keep trying, keep trying
I keep trying for you
There's nothing like doing life This is no ordinary love
No ordinary love
This is no ordinary love
No ordinary love
Y'all hear that?
Shout to the beautiful ladies listening out there Shout out to the real niggas too, the scammers, dope dealers, all of that shit out there
Shout out to Al Bial, we tore it up this week, you heard?
Jersey City, what's good?
You ain't no way that I move
I breathe your air
You only can rescue me
This is my friend
Ayy
It go
Sade vs. Nita Baker, who wins? Sade versus Anita Baker.
Who wins?
Sade.
It's not even a joke.
It's not.
I just freestyled that real quick.
I ain't gonna say Sade so fast.
Yeah, it ain't.
She wins, though.
But it ain't a landslide.
It was a little fast.
Sade.
Yeah, they got there.
That was a little disrespectful. I love. Oh, well, you're Canadian.
Love you.
Whole team.
Yeah.
All right, man.
We got a real good show for y'all today, I think.
The first two minutes normally lets me know.
After this little music breakdown, we're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it.
We're going to get right to it. We're going to get right to it. We're going to get right to it. We're going to get right I think. The first two minutes normally lets me know.
After this little music breakdown, we gonna get right to it, I promise.
Ayy.
Fuck into this.
Oh my God, yo. Fuck into this right here.
There you go, that little noise, that shit, come on.
That's when you start neckin'.
You gotta go for the neck with that, come on.
Little deep, little deep tongue kissin'.
That's when I'm comin' back for my water break from a little sex halftime.
from Lil Sexy Halftime.
You almost can't cut it all.
I gotta find a spot.
Yo, what year was that?
84, 85?
Yeah, I think it was 84. You used to be putting out that?
No, Joe, but...
I never got these. I think it was already a feast. You want to be putting out that? New drill button. Not for daddy.
I think it was 92.
Nah, I think that was 80s.
I don't think I was that old.
Cherish Today was not in the 90s.
No Ordinary Love was the 90s.
You're right.
I don't think I was that old. I spent my whole life doing this. No ordinary love was the 90s
I don't think I was that old I spent my whole life doing this
So it says
1992 oh
For what? shares the day and no ordinary love bullshit
Maybe I see it she has it maybe let me see Cox horses Cherish the Day and No Ordinary Love. Bullshit. Okay. Maybe.
I see it.
She has it.
Maybe.
Let me see the cock sources.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Cherish the Day is not on the same album as No Ordinary Love, but this project came
out in 92.
Gotcha.
Go ahead.
Keep looking though.
Go ahead. Find some more shit. This nigga just got to be right there. Find some more shit. I don't. You'll show off. Go ahead, keep looking though. Go ahead, find some more shit.
This nigga just gotta be right there.
Find some more.
I don't.
You'll show off.
Yeah, you have to remain teachable.
Cherish the Day was 93.
No Ordinary Love was 92.
Hey man, not the 90s.
They got you.
If I'm wrong, I'm wrong.
But that sounds nuts.
What was 92?
And they were on the same level.
Erickson.
I apologize.
That's OK.
What you saying, Tonya Erickson?
Nothing, nothing.
She said Erickson.
What you saying, Erickson?
Zoom in on this nigga.
Oh, that's what you were saying?
No, that's what I said.
Oh, that's what you were saying?
All right.
You got me.
All right.
OK.
OK.
See what we're doing today.
Let's see what we're doing today.
Listen, it's not every day that, you know,
you got one up on the music motherfucking genius.
You got me.
Oh, and by the way, I have a fucking bone to pick with you.
With me?
Yes.
Wait, is it only me?
No, no, she said you.
She ain't said nobody else.
What you doing?
Don't open your shit, you bitch ass nigga.
Hey, yo, you can't fuck with me.
She said you, bro.
Only me?
This nigga.
A ring of grievances.
Let's hear it.
All right, I'm ready.
We caught.
I'm ready.
You know what?
Y'all are going to stop leaving me alone in the fucking group chat, but I happened to
post a picture about this man right here and his motherfucking, I guess billboards in Times
Square aren't really a big fucking deal anymore, right?
Not for him.
They're not a big deal?
Not for him.
Okay.
Well, I just moved back to New York, so I just- You got a bunch of them. I know, but I just moved back to New York So I just
I know but I just moved back to New York
So this was my first time
Seeing my friend
On a billboard in New York
And I sent that into the group chat
Like okay boss man
Alright
Fucking crickets
Yo this thing about to bite his tongue off
Hold it in hold it in Hold it in a little longer You're right. Fucking crickets. Yo, this nigga about to bite his tongue off.
Hold it in, hold it in. Yo, he holding his face up.
Hold it in a little longer.
I have not been here in almost a decade.
She should have got the shades.
I thought she had a real ball.
But what's the beef?
Crickets chirping, like not even a thanks, Mel.
Not a heart.
Not a fucking thumbs up.
I'm in here talking to myself.
I know.
We saw that shit on the pass by.
Oh, that's Joey.
He good.
Listen.
Yo, you should have exfoliated me.
It's nothing.
Yeah, it's nothing.
You should have thanked her.
You should have thanked her. You should have thanked her.
You're right.
You're right, Flip.
I should have.
So you don't have a beef about none of the other times
you put something in the group chat
and everybody replies.
You don't have a beef about that.
No, I already said that, though.
I already said that.
This was your beef.
Don't worry about it.
She ain't talking about that. Why you trying to said that, though. I already said that. This was your beef, nigga. Don't worry about it. She ain't talking about that.
Why you trying to bring us into your shit?
It's your beef.
Y'all regularly left me alone in the group chat.
You be putting some bullshit in the group chat.
I do.
I do.
I do.
That's Queens Joe talking right there.
That ain't Jersey City.
Thank God I'm not in the group chat.
I'm not in the group chat anymore.
Because you closed it.
Yeah, you ended the fucking group chat.
That's your own group chat.
You was bitter as hell. I was hanging own group chat. You was bitter as hell.
I was hanging on that shit.
You were mad as hell.
Holy shit.
He said, yo, that's not Jersey City Joe.
That's Queens Joe.
We don't talk.
Nobody talks to each other in that group chat.
Facts.
It's unfortunate.
Yeah, when I first started.
But Mel keeps trying to talk in there.
No, she just throws things in there.
There's a difference between just throwing some random content in there.
And then it should throw some crypto shit in there.
Some vaccine shit.
Yeah, some doctor house bullshit.
I've seen that back.
I got it.
I don't care.
That nigga want to be on Grey's Anatomy so bad.
I was just letting my brothers know that they said you need to start getting tested for.
I believe in the high of aluminum.
When it's my turn, it's my turn.
I don't care about the test.
This is one thing I find a little interesting about Ish, right?
Like, he makes jokes on me for believing the news,
but he just believes, like, some dude on Instagram.
He doing what?
If you believe the Instagram, like, so one more second,
fuck out of here, nigga.
This dude on Instagram said I got to go get checked for some shit.
And what his man told him.
Yeah.
You know,
my man told me,
where he from?
Around the corner.
Nigga,
stop.
Stop.
Okay,
so after the vaccine,
so what were you,
why did you,
what did you want to
encourage everybody to get?
No,
they said that.
You serious?
Testicular cancer.
What?
What?
I'm just guessing.
I'm sorry.
I'm guessing.
Why do your mind
stay on you?
I love you, but stop.
Enough.
We understand.
And why are you pouting?
Yo.
What are you going to say?
I'm going to respect you.
I'm sorry.
Peace, guy, yo.
Okay, go ahead.
What'd you learn?
No, they're saying that a lot of people are starting to get blood clots, and a lot of
people are starting to get...
Young people are having heart attacks.
What is it?
Myocardosis?
But my mother got the blood clots
after she got the shot.
Vaccine.
So I'm saying, yo,
if that's something
that could literally save somebody,
they said there's a certain test
that you could go get
to see if you clotting up.
So I put it in the chat.
Thank you.
All my niggas got tested.
Shot.
What about the niggas
that didn't get the shot?
We good.
Okay. You don't think you should maybe niggas that didn't get the shot? We good. Okay.
You don't think you should maybe still go to the doctor and get some shit?
My nigga's dying too.
Hey, yo, listen.
This nigga Corey don't want to go to the doctor at all, nigga.
Thank God he not in the group.
Fuck out of here, Corey.
Corey just relying lemons and garlic and push-ups.
And turmeric.
And turmeric.
Turmeric.
Lemons. You think the turmeric is in place for the prostate cancer test that he's avoiding? Yeah. And turmeric. And turmeric. And turmeric. Tumor.
Lemons.
He thinks the turmeric is in place for the prostate cancer test that he's avoiding.
You need more than the sea moss.
You gotta get fingered, buddy.
You gotta go to Dr. Corey for a-
That ginger tea is not the finger.
It's not the same, jail man.
Go up there and tell them you're a man.
Right? All right, man. I i'm a man i sit there with my
pimples oh yeah nigga bend over yeah oh yeah you're tough ass turn around pick pick the finger
which one you want hey tough ass you get the choice
wait you're not wearing lotion and not getting a going picky. I ain't been there either. I ain't going to hold you up. What?
Wait, you're not wearing lotion and not getting a prostate cancer test?
I ain't been there.
But why?
Why?
Because you a man?
I salute.
Nah, I'm a bitch.
Oh, shit.
Nah, yeah.
Dog, you know how men are.
I don't.
The doctor.
Wait, huh?
Men don't do the doctor often. Nah, Dre.
That's ignorant.
As ignorant as it sounds, men don't really do the doctor.
I'm not as old.
That don't clean it up.
I'm not as old as y'all,
but I'm worried for y'all.
Maybe when I get y'all age,
I'll take the same route,
but y'all should go
to inspire me to go
when I get your age.
I ain't an inspiration.
Wait, none of y'all?
You don't go now?
But it's just past the age
where something should've clicked
at this point.
You gotta go now.
You gotta go for real.
Why they have to put the finger?
Why they have no other like
see-through to your level?
A wand, nigga?
What the fuck?
Ice!
Would that be better
for you guys?
A wand?
Like psychologically,
psychologically,
would it be better
to have a wand up your ass?
Ladies and gentlemen,
ma'am.
A wand?
Because you guys are like
tripping over a finger
up the butt.
Stop! But, you know. No, I don't. Niggas don't want no wand up their ass. a wand because you guys are like tripping over a finger up the butt stop
but you know
no I don't
niggas don't want
no wand up they ass
what is it
Harry Potter
you sick
yo I can't say the word
no
Joe
Joe
don't play that shit
Joe
don't play that shit
for real
take that shit
off your phone
yo Joe yo Joe play it I think you said that oh man don't play that shit, Joe. Oh, all right. Go play that shit for real. Take that shit off your phone. Yo, Joe, play it.
Yo, Joe, play it.
I think you said nothing.
Oh, man.
Go play that shit.
Now, y'all had a good talk going.
Go ahead.
But they don't have no new, no, they don't have anything new.
So they do a thing where they could test you.
It's a certain chemical or some shit that, don't correct me.
I don't know.
It's something that is in your blood that'll tell you.
Don't correct me.
I don't.
Your levels are high in whatever thing that is. I don't know. It's white blood, red blood. I don't know. It's something that is in your blood. Don't correct me. I don't. Your levels are high in whatever thing that is.
I don't know.
It's white blood, red blood.
I don't know.
Something will be high if you have prostate cancer.
So in order to test you for prostate cancer, they must put a finger up your asshole.
To see if your prostate is swollen.
They have to feel it to see if it's swollen.
That's the first sign.
If it swells up.
Your prostate is a gland.
I know what it is.
It's swollen.
And when it swells up, that's the sign of you having a prostate problem.
Oh, fuck.
So the only way they could feel if it...
The thing you're talking about says
a prostate screening episwitch blood test,
and it says it's 94% accurate.
But the finger of the ass is 99.9%.
Corey said, I'm never going.
Don't be worried about Corey.
Corey said, nah.
I'm gay.
And I want you to face it.
And say it.
Say it.
Steven is gay.
Oh, fuck.
Somebody say it.
Steven is gay, man.
They won't say it.
They will not say it.
No.
Look at their faces, sir.
Steven is gay.
Look at John Collins.
Y'all hear the music?
Look what being gay was like in the 70s.
80s.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit. Ish, you have to go get. Oh my God. Holy shit.
Ish, you have to go get it.
Yeah, for real.
It's not gay. You can ask for a female nurse and then it won't be gay.
Bring your girl with you.
What the fuck? You want to make her less comfortable?
She can talk to you.
Wait, hold up. We can't be this ignorant.
I'm not not doing that because of no gay shit.
I'm not doing that.
We sit and stand bedside as they have and bear our children.
That's a fact.
And what can we do would be the-
A finger's way smaller than a baby.
Yeah.
Bro, it's not anything.
Your girl can hold your hand while you get the test.
Why don't they do it?
Oh, man. That shit funny. I'm going to do it. Your girl holding your hand. Oh, you're going to do it. Why don't they do it? Oh, man.
That shit funny.
I'm going to do it.
Your girl holding your hand.
Oh, you're going to do it?
All right, let's go.
Oh, shit.
Y'all get popped every now and again to make sure things are all right.
Did you just say that?
You sick.
What episode is this?
644.
What episode is this?
When I got shot, the bullet put a small hole in my prostate.
I've had the test before.
So they went and you were on the side?
You got shot when you was 13. I was 20. 20 talking about now and I'm just letting you know you
can you got a birthday coming right shot the butt I shot my pelvis and I put a
hole in my prostate oh shit all right this is a happy show before it's just
procrastination really we need to call and shit, too.
Ice, you get your man.
I'm not going to say nothing to him.
Ice, you're going to take the test one day, too, right?
Yeah.
Got it.
All y'all niggas.
Y'all go together.
You need to, baby.
I'm not a major.
I'm 43.
Oh, I just got it last night.
See?
Oh, come on.
I get that test three times a week.
See?
See? That's why your shit's falling.
What in the game is this going on, Scott?
Can we talk about something?
You played too much.
You played too much, y'all.
We actually stopped doing that before we signed our contracts.
Then stop playing with me like that, dude.
You gave us your word, you better stop.
Don't tell me I had to.
Mel, don't laugh, Mel.
Mel about to come in.
Maybe I can go with you
when you get the test done.
I mean, I would love that.
Why?
Huh?
Why?
I don't know.
You know the porn she watch, nigga?
Oh, that too.
I want to be a source of support.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I know.
Welcome to episode 644 of the JVP.
I'm the J and the B.
I'm the J and the BP.
We're the P.
Y'all are the P.
I'm the JB, they're the P.
Gotcha.
And we are here.
He's got his dad shirt on.
How's everybody doing, man?
Y'all good?
Yes.
Great.
Good.
Okay.
Now, last part,
we're one of them pods
because we pod too much.
Y'all asked me
if I would let a dude
fuck my girl
and no, I wouldn't.
But I think the matter
has just been taken
into darker territory
now that the actual tape is released and the man came inside of her.
Oh, wait, is that what happened?
Oh, wait.
I didn't watch the whole shit.
He cream-pied.
He came inside of Adam-22's wife.
Oh, no.
I think that's different than...
That's a little different, yeah.
I think that's different than... That's a little different, yeah.
Even if I did want you to do that,
you'd wear a condom, buddy,
and you'd be out of there at least 15 minutes
before it's time to come.
All right, jump.
Jump down here.
Hey, good meeting you.
If we need you again, we'll task rabbit you.
But go ahead and head on home.
All right, honey, what do you want to eat tonight?
The tape is out.
It's out. It's out. Yeah? The tape is out. It's out.
It's out.
Yeah, the tape is out.
Adam is trending.
He's been trending.
I don't normally start pods like this, but I went to sleep a little early, so I woke
up in the middle of the night, 1, 2 a.m.
Figured I'd put his name in the search when the tape was released.
Man, it's like 9,000 tweets a second.
Oh, shit.
Thank God,
Elon fixed that little
load maximum
Twitter thing.
I read about
90,000 tweets.
Yeah, man.
They're giving you
play by play?
So I wanted to come back
in here and tell you guys.
You saw it?
Nah.
My answer's no.
I saw it on Twitter.
He beating that thing up?
My answer's no. Man, I just zoomed in. I said, this's no. I saw it on Twitter. He beating that thing up? My answer's no.
Man, I just zoomed in.
I said, this nigga wild.
I just said, wait.
Nah, they-
I slid it fast forward.
Nah, they started putting screenshots of you.
I seen her biting the pillow and shit.
I was rolling up in the-
Yeah, what are you doing?
Be a lady.
Well, she was.
It was me.
Nah.
If you're going to let another dude
fuck your girl,
you got to bite the pillow and all that.
God damn.
That nigga was like a horse, nigga.
That's what you was looking at?
Nah.
I still don't know his size.
He said he zoomed in.
You ain't hear him?
Oh, he did say that.
He did say that, you know?
That coming in shit is crazy.
But wait, I have a question.
I'm sure you do.
Right now, I'm going to clunk you with this cup.
Oh!
You can't say that.
You can't say that.
What's going on?
What's that about?
I thought the part of the allure and what makes porn porn is that it's afterwards, it's
not coming in. It's like all over. You know what I mean? No, no, no. They that it's afterwards, it's not coming in, it's like all over.
You know what I mean?
No, no, no, no.
They changed it.
Yeah, they changed it.
What is this movie doing?
Fire Hose, because that's what I heard.
Fire Hose.
Fire Hose.
Oh, Mel.
What kind of nigga?
I'm sorry.
Fire Hose is what, outside?
No, the guy.
On the outside, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, like, you know.
On the face.
The cumshot.
Face, the eyes, the one. The facial. Yeah, you know. On the face. The cum shot. Face, the eyes, the one.
The facial.
Yeah, pearl necklace.
Let's use proper porn terms here.
Yeah, right?
I will take this specific segment and try to sell this product and partner with other businesses.
To Xvideos.
Magnums.
Magnums.
That's what I want to do.
There you go.
You've done it before.
Back to the fire hose.
Right.
So I thought that, okay Okay so I didn't know
That that was a thing
Cream pie is a thing
You never know
None of the sex stuff
Is a thing
I haven't watched porn
Melissa we done fucked girls
From Canada before now
Yeah
And you want us to tell you
About them
They get busy
All this little
Prissy shit you
Coming up in
I ain't gonna hold you coming up here to do.
I ain't gonna hold you.
I'm starting to think you really just be
putting on a fart
for the cameras, yo.
You just starting
to think that?
She do.
Wait, you, when?
You just realizing that?
I'm really starting
to think you just be,
you performing.
She can't be the real male.
What?
Why?
Why?
Here come the double,
double dragon.
That nigga's gonna make me at least a dragon.
I really wanna.
At least a dragon.
Niggas, if you hear me say yeah.
Damn, a male voice got a male delay.
Like a nigga echo.
Why?
Why, why, why, why?
Okay, well, I learned something.
I didn't know that cream pie was a thing.
Cream pie is a thing.
Got it.
That's definitely it.
Okay.
Ejaculating a woman.
Are you a pillow princess?
What is that?
What is that?
I don't know.
A pillow princess, man.
You know what that is?
Help me.
I do.
Give me a, what's the fucking definition?
Help me.
A pillow princess is, yeah, find it so we can be right.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Okay.
A pillow princess is a girl that lays there during sex.
Oh, like a dead fish?
Yes, but no.
Yes, but no.
Someone that relies on their attractiveness.
Pillow.
Yes.
All right, so this is what comes up as the definition.
A person who wants to receive sexual pleasure,
but is not necessarily interested in giving it.
No.
You're just laying there.
No.
A thousand percent no.
I am enthusiastic.
Yes, I am.
Big man.
Love the word choice.
I am very enthusiastic.
Oh, the echo left.
That's so strange.
Did we change the room? The shadow. The acoust left. That's so strange. Did we change the room?
The shadow.
The acoustics. That's so much.
More president.
Well, yeah. Shit is crazy.
Engineer of the year right there.
Man.
It's parks.
Is it a soundboard park?
Alright.
Where would y'all like to begin?
Come on.
I thought we're not unpacking.
Unpacking what?
The report review.
The packing.
What is there to unpack about this?
Before the tape got released,
all of us were tired of talking about it.
True.
I only brought it up
because that coming inside shit
made it a different conversation.
What's worse though,
the facial or the come inside?
He's damned if you do, damned if you don't.
True.
Facial?
Nigga, you are coming in the condom.
You're coming in your car on the way home.
What the fuck?
What the hell?
You're not coming nowhere around here.
You want belly button?
Huh?
You better do some old school shit, pull out a shit, the other side.
You better do some old school shit Pull out a shit
The other side
None of your
If
Just hypothetically
If
A person did decide
To have somebody
Hump their girl
Or their wife
You expect him to not come
He's coming
He's coming outside
He's coming outside
It's porn
Yeah
No it ain't
No
That's my
That's my love
That's my queen
And my everything
My cinnamon apple
Yeah
That's my stinky poo That's my queen and my everything. My cinnamon apple. Yeah.
That's my stinky poo.
Nigga. She ain't coming to my girl party.
She's not.
Look, get off of my stinks thing.
Well, obviously, no.
Yo, hey, that happened.
Pet names is out of the equation from this point on, buddy.
Well, there'll just be a different kind of pet name.
Yeah, you nasty motherfucker.
Poor bucket.
Poor slut bucket. Come bucket. Fuck out of here. name yeah you nasty motherfucker you poor slut
come bucket
definitely come bucket
new name is bucket
new name is bucket
CB
bucket
alright
oh man
yeah I don't have anything to unpack about this
I just got it
unless you all have I'm good so the general consensus Oh, man. Yeah, I don't have anything to unpack about this. I just thought, wow.
Unless you all have.
I'm good.
So the general consensus in all the tweets that you saw were that every guy was aghast that he let her come in here.
No, the guys were aghast and a lot more than that.
Yeah, yeah.
They were aghast long before that.
When the video came out, niggas was aghast.
Aghast is the word?
Aghast, yeah.
Aghast. How muchast is the word? Aghast, yeah. Aghast.
I wonder how much money
that's going to generate.
They marketing it.
Yeah, no question.
They on a press run.
They marketing that shit like you.
How much money does it have to
bring in to be worth it?
For who?
Indecent proposal.
For who?
Both of them.
For him more, I guess, because she had sex.
So, I mean, that's kind of a win-win situation, I guess.
How much you love her?
Just got married.
Y'all going somewhere else.
Got a kid.
Oh, I forgot about the kid part.
Wow.
I'm making a citizen's arrest.
I'm arresting him.
I didn't know they had a kid
I'm gonna walk him out
I got a little brother sister coming
Get your coat buddy
Oh shit
Pops
That's what happens
When you come inside the vagina
I thought
We'll stop
If you're doing that
You gotta assume
That you're on something
I learned recently
There's a certain time
Women ovulate too, right?
You just learned that?
You learned that recently?
No, for real.
Listen, hold on.
I thought you could just nut in something to get her pregnant.
Hold on.
Holy shit.
I did.
I don't give a fuck.
What do you mean biology class?
I've been married since I was 21 years old.
I just thought when you shoot the club up,
and my wife got pregnant by me before I got married to her.
I thought you just shoot the club up,
and she get pregnant at any time, any place, anywhere.
Young people.
I didn't know there was a schedule of,
yo, these last two days of the month,
or this two days is when you see the high yellow.
Like, I don't know about that shit.
High yellow.
Ladies and gentlemen, the child left behind.
Young people.
Yeah, young people.
Y'all niggas act like y'all know about that.
They didn't have charts when you was growing up, stupid niggas.
We had.
They didn't have charts, you dumb niggas.
Stay in school.
They didn't have charts.
Hey, hey.
So how you going to know?
Because you like the Toto woman all fucking night.
That's why you know her shit.
Right.
When you're ovulating, you sick fuck.
No, I'm trying to get it in you now.
You ain't got to.
You could talk to her and know what her shit is on and just start keeping track.
I've kept track of her shit without her telling me.
Really?
That's invasive.
No, it's not.
It's not invasive.
What?
You keep track of a woman's psycho, nigga?
Yes.
You sick, stupid niggas?
That's not sick or stupid.
Are you crazy?
I got the tracker on my phone.
The app.
It's an app.
It's an app.
Man in my brain.
Muscle memory kicking. I don't have the app. You got the app, too. I don't have the app, but I app. It's an app. It's an app. And in my brain, muscle memory kicking in. I don't have the app.
You got the app too.
I don't have the app, but I actually, it's not a bad idea.
No, you got the app.
It's the app.
You don't know how to get away with nothing, do you?
Oh, shit.
Stupid, yo.
I just found out that women ovulate.
That's crazy, yo.
Yo, but this is why men can't be vulnerable.
What's wrong with him sharing that with his brothers and sisters?
Wait, hold on.
I know they ovulate, but you know what I'm talking about.
They don't.
There's a certain time of the month where they're likely to get pregnant.
Like, ovulation.
Ovulation.
And we don't need 15 minutes for this.
Sorry.
I promise you, they got it out there.
But I think every guy went through that phase probably just a little earlier.
Like 17.
No, but.
12. I thought you could just come and get somebody pregnant. I didn't a little earlier. Like 17. No, but. 12.
I thought you could just come and get to my brain.
I didn't learn it at 12 or 17.
It's a joke, but in your 20s.
Yeah.
Nigga, I'm 35, nigga.
Fuck you, niggas.
I'm about to be 36 next week, 29th, so.
It's all right.
It's a learning curve.
It is.
It's cool.
It's a learning curve in my mind.
Yo, Mel, hold me down.
Yo, shit. hold me down.
What else y'all want to talk about?
New music. Wait till you learn what else the vagina does.
Oh, shit.
It's a powerful loop.
Why do you do that?
That little shit can do things.
Why do you do that, Joe?
All right, what?
You about to switch.
You had to get your little shot. Just switch. Let's go. I'm phony. I'm phony. Hey, look. That nigga's can do things. Why do you do that, Joe? All right, what? You about to switch. You had to get your little shot.
Let's switch.
Let's go.
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No
Why the fuck would somebody want four kids?
Oh, shit.
Who the fuck has three kids and says,
I want a few more of these shits running around?
This guy is nuts.
Kids?
Oh, my God, yo. They don't give a fuck about us. This guy is nuts. Kids. Oh, my God, yo.
They don't give a fuck about us.
This guy, yo.
What's wrong with you?
They don't give a fuck.
He had an attitude when niggas brought their kids to work.
That's what it is, nigga.
I'm seeing that shit in real time.
Yo, dog, pass me that.
No.
Wait, wait, wait.
Huh?
I made you.
I ain't about to argue with you, dog.
Oh, shit.
All right.
What else needs our intellect?
Music, Ice?
Only thing that dropped for me was Vaughn album.
Okay.
How was it?
How was it?
It's a posthumous album.
I had low expectations, and it was better than I expected.
Really?
Yeah.
Certain artists, this is a lot of what we know as old records. and it was better than I expected. Really? Yeah. I don't, certain artists when they,
like this is a lot of what we know as old records,
but you have two type of posthumous albums.
It's the kind where we had records done and just in the vault
and the kind where we had some verses here and there
and we went and kind of.
Put it together.
Strung them together.
Yeah, just threw the shit together.
This was the first.
Okay.
So like a lot of these records, he premiered on, I mean, he was, like, teasing on Instagram years ago and stuff like that.
So, it was good to get a bunch of these.
I'm actually going to play one as a sleeper today.
But overall, I like this Posthumous album better than the last one.
Because it's the second one now.
I do think with these songs right do think with these with these songs right
here coming out that the vault should be about dry so I'm interested to see but
overall I mean it's what I would expect from him and I think they was using AI
or some shit to do these videos cuz I doubt they shot these videos three years
ago you eight out of ten no I'm not rating it yet.
The album just came out this morning.
Got it.
I'm done with that.
Okay.
I got to sit with music now.
How many more listens?
Oh, this will be played.
That's Iceman.
Got it.
This will be played.
Put it that way.
It's not one of them albums where I heard it and I'm like, this just ain't do it for me.
This will be played for me.
I like the album, but I'm not giving it a rating yet
um i didn't see much else that dropped it's pretty baby shop project i didn't listen to it all the
way through yet it's like 25 songs yeah it's a lot well there's a lot of skits though too oh okay but
it sounded solid from what i heard i don't have no deep dive either it was quite weak for music
though overall i didn't find any singles but like it was quiet. I saw, I didn't hear the record, but I saw something that was interesting
that stood out to me.
It's a City Girls record,
but it says City Girls and JT.
That's how the record is, that's what the artist,
it says City Girls and JT.
Hmm.
And I didn't hear the song,
but just seeing that looked,
because JT is one of the City Girls.
Right.
So I don't understand what that came about.
Oh, shit.
Maybe she's doing a solo album or something.
I don't know.
We'll watch it.
I'm just saying that that was interesting.
It is interesting.
I don't know.
I'm not their demo.
Maybe the fans might know more,
but it was just interesting to see City Girls and JT on one song.
That's all I got for music.
I don't know if y'all people did anything.
What we got here?
Talk to me.
What we got?
Hey.
Hey.
All right, you know what that is, so I'ma just get to the part we gotta get to
Coco, right?
And Cole, uh-oh
Oh, we got a feature?
Since you've been gone, everything been a mess
You got a hold on this thing in my chest, babe
Oh my God
But I won't settle for anything less
But you know that our chemistry make up the set So let's make up, put it to bed Oh my god. I know who this is.
It's Justin.
Timberlake.
Sounding like... He's smoking, man.
Oh, oh, oh
You know we both grow
There's no way that we could grow apart, babe
Maybe, just maybe, yeah
Let's go, JT. Get your lick back, man.
You gotta put, you gotta... Joe, I know that ain't your man.
But that's not true.
Joe loves JT.
He just hated that Man in the Woods shit.
Oh, okay.
Joe, that fucking 2020 shit, he wore that shit out on Twitter.
It might not be a...
Let me not go that far, but I'm a pretty huge Justin Timberlake fan.
But I got the music I know
what what you capable of so when you go and start acting like rural white again then I feel like you
tricked us by collaborating with our greatest black musicians giving us these great amazing
bodies of work and then alienating all that shit and going in the woods to cut lumber with plaid
shirts I mean I feel like the only beef I ever had with that review of yours is that he still did it and then alienating all that shit and going in the woods to cut lumber with plaid shirts on.
I mean, I feel you.
The only beeper I ever had with that review of yours
is that he still did it with Pharrell and Timbaland.
I don't get it.
So why he was going to cut the wood
with a beeper and some chainsaw?
What that mean?
He could have got Luther Vandross and Marvin Gaye
if that's the product they came out with.
I didn't like the album either, by the way.
You didn't like anything on it?
I don't think so.
You cannot follow the 2020 experience both two times.
Yeah.
I just don't like the framing when you say, yo, you worked with all these great black creators
and then went and did a country album when he did a country album with the black creators that he's been creating with.
But I don't care about that if it's whack.
And the same applies for black people, by the way.
The K. Michelle country album, I'm sure it was near and dear to our heart.
It wasn't the slaps.
Now, if you just kept it strictly about the album was not good, I'm with you 100%.
It's just when you frame it the other way, to me, it comes off weird.
Yeah, but when you market it that way, I have to frame it that way.
Interesting.
But it's a different market.
So what?
but it's a different market.
So what?
When you market it that way,
after marketing it this way,
the marketing don't say,
hey, I'm still working with the same amazing people,
and the music didn't say that.
So if the marketing don't say it
and the music don't say it
and you don't look like it,
you ain't even...
You said he did work
with the same amazing people.
Yeah, he was awesome.
No, I said if the marketing
don't look like it
and the music don't sound like it.
But that's the business, Joe.
Oh, please.
I called that shit out.
Look, if when you do humans, right,
some of the guests, I don't know what to call them,
but the people that you interview for humans,
they're going to resonate with different demos.
So Mike Tyson interview is going to resonate with us.
The other guy from Utah, it's going to resonate with somebody else.
So if I'm the label and Justin Timberlake puts out a country music album,
I'm going to market that album in a certain way.
I understand what you're saying.
I just totally disagree with the ideology.
Oh, okay.
There's a whole clip
in my phone somewhere.
Yo, I'm me everywhere I go.
Every room I walk into,
my voice is my voice.
It don't sound low or high.
I'm the same wherever I go.
Now, you got to go
different places
to pick up these different markets
that you're talking about.
True.
I have a problem with
the people that,
if I come in here
in a country outfit
and some boots
and some shit and sit here and do a pod for the next year to try to expand the fan base, y'all going to look at me away.
If I come in here and wear something that I wouldn't wear to try to get the LGBTQA plus community, it's going to look away.
I'm going to say I'm trying to expand my business.
I'm marketing.
But it's not genuine.
That's my point.
But you could be multifaceted.
I don't know the gentleman personally.
Well, me neither.
And you run this.
You run the Joe Bond podcast.
It's yours.
You are in control of everything
that's being put out to the public.
But you projected it.
But he might not run that.
That is my other broad problem
with the music business.
These niggas don't run themselves.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
That's true. My problems are multilayered with the music business. These niggas don't run themselves. Oh yeah, that's true. My problems are multi-layered
with the music business and let's talk
about it. Okay. Actors and writers.
Gang. True. Let's talk
about it right here. They're not playing.
At all. They're not playing.
The actors and writers have come together
for the first time since
the 60s. Yeah, 60s.
Like 63 years.
To protest and strike.
Mm-hmm.
Uh, this is the first time that the actors,
yeah, pull up whatever facts y'all need to pull up.
This is the first time the actors have done this since 1980.
Right?
Mm-hmm.
And what they are essentially fighting over and for is the structure of how they're paid.
They're fighting mainly over how a stream is broken down and the future of AI.
I'm sure there are more, much, many more points that they're arguing over,
but they seem very,
very,
very far apart
over these two points.
Major points.
Yeah.
The biggest thing
for the writers
is that,
well,
I guess there's a lot
of big things,
but one big thing
from the writers
is that typically
a show would last
most of the year
and they would get paid through most of the year.
Now they do writing rooms
and they're writing for five days
and then you're on your own to go find more work.
It's not a sustainable living.
Whereas before you might make 200 grand a year
writing shows,
now you make 10, 15 grand
and go figure that shit out the rest of the year.
But I heard it was something pertaining to
when shows go in syndication and shit like that.
I think it's a residual.
It's all of it.
It's all of it, too.
Right?
And now that we have Netflix or whatever streaming service, it's not necessarily counted as syndication.
Right.
Because you can watch it whenever the fuck you feel like.
True.
Like, you don't have to run on Channel 7 at 12 o'clock in the daytime and you get a syndicated check. You can go watch it whenever the fuck you feel like. True. Like you don't have to run on channel 7 at 12 o'clock in the daytime and you
get a syndicated check. You can
go watch it whenever. So they broke the
pay structure now. Streaming
digital and AI
have changed the business model
so rapidly that
it hasn't caught
up with. Contractually.
Contractually, exactly. So this is basically like
the equivalent of like a collective bargaining agreement kind of thing you
know hasn't caught up is a crutch yeah this is by design of the course like it
is around to you all of you that we gonna do nothing yeah it's just by
design and again not trying to catch up to give us out give us all we breathe I
read an article they said it's some of the people from the Netflix show we're
making like $20 and fromG-AFTRA.
Yeah.
The residuals.
Where's that article at?
We'll check that out.
Sure.
Oh, all right.
So some of the things that SAG-AFTRA members won't be able to do as a result of striking
is tours, personal appearances, interviews, conventions conventions fan expos festivals
shut it down
for your consideration
events
panels
premieres
screenings
award shows
junkets
podcast appearances
social media
in relation to
complete blackout
complete blackout
that is
huge
I also read that
if
like you're a
young up and coming
actor or writer and you break the strike,
you will never be allowed in the union.
Wow.
I'm not mad at that.
Yeah.
I mean,
you know,
I'm not mad at that.
And this doesn't apply to Broadway and,
uh,
soap opera,
daytime soap opera.
Cause they act under a different contract.
Sure.
Okay.
Because the soap operas,
they don't get,
um,
it's daily. Like they don't get, it's daily.
Like, they don't get any, I forgot what they call it.
No, no, no.
Like, when you get time off, because I heard them speaking,
they said they don't get that.
Like, they work literally around the clock all year long,
so they don't get hiatuses and shit.
It's just always on go for them, so they don't really get it. I'm just thinking about
the trickle down effect
for all of the people
that this does affect.
Like people that make
a hundred grand.
People that make
ninety grand.
Yeah.
People that make sixty.
Just got out of college
or whatever
and got their first job
being a PA
on a scene
on a set.
Makeup artists.
Makeup artists.
People that are
lifers. You know, gaffers.
Craft services.
Lighting.
Deliverables.
All the way down the line.
Cameramen.
Yeah.
Bob Iger, there's a quote he said
that's not going to age well.
It's very disturbing to me.
There's a level of expectation that they have
that is just not realistic.
This is when he was speaking with CNBC.
He shared his thoughts on the demands of both
the unions and he said this will have a very, very damaging effect on the whole business.
It will affect the economy in different regions even because of the sheer size of the business
and he's saying it's a shame and this is coming from a CEO who makes how many millions and
millions of dollars?
The people making these kinds of comments are just really unbelievably tone deaf.
Yeah.
Can somebody find a clip of the nanny talking?
Fred Andresen?
Yeah.
I think that in your CEO conversation,
it's similar to politics or anything else.
Like, you all the way up here,
you really can't relate to the people down here.
You don't understand.
Or you choose not to.
But this groundbreaking AI proposal that they gave us yesterday, and that groundbreaking AI
proposal, they proposed that our background performers should be able to be scanned,
get paid for one day's pay, and their company should own that scan, their image, their likeness,
and should be able to use it for the rest of eternity in any project they want with no consent and no compensation so if you think that's a groundbreaking proposal i suggest
you think again yeah that's crazy that's insane yo yeah it's slavery it's standard what is that
that's not standard they're saying that's what they're proposing to become the standard.
They're proposing that
because it's standard for them.
And it will soon,
that standard will soon be expressed
more and more.
Soon, some of these little sites and apps,
the new term and condition
is going to include language.
Some of it already does.
I'm about to say,
some of this shit is happening.
That says we can do
whatever the fuck we want
with your likeness for free
and there's nothing
you can do about it.
With your photos.
So them expressing that
is just,
when I'm saying it's standard,
this is how they feel
across the board
and people that have negotiated
with companies like this,
you already know.
We've seen people run
and jump on these
AI face tuning
and all that shit
They doing the same shit
True
They're taking your face
Owning your picture
Your whatever
Information you give them
And going to do
God knows what with it
You'll find yourself
On another site somewhere
Like oh what the fuck
But from a performance standpoint
It's a different thing
Because if I go perform
At the BET Awards
Or if I go perform here Or if I go perform at the BET Awards or if I go perform here
or if I go perform there
one time
I get paid for that one time
you now control
every dancer
that was on this stage
and can recreate shit
for eternity
without paying the dancer
ever again.
I mean they did it
back in the days though right
with certain models
like from different countries
they would own their
pictures or likeness and they would put it
in different magazines
and the fucking lady's somewhere in Russia
somewhere. But that's a photo.
If you're a performer,
you know what I'm saying? I think it's
a little different. It is a little different.
It's different to me. You got paid
for the photo. Tyra Banks, if she does the
Sports Illustrated issue, she got paid
a whopping amount of money.
Sports Illustrated owns those photos.
True, but not,
we're talking about a little,
not, not.
Flip's talking about like,
for instance,
a common usage now
is when people sell t-shirts, right?
They might model,
have a model wearing the t-shirt
that never wore that t-shirt
in their entire life.
They just took the stock photo
and put different shirts on it.
I think that to me.
Which is different because that's a still and we're talking about performance. I think that, to me, which is different
because that's a still
and we're talking
about performance.
Shit,
we've been seeing
this shit forever,
man.
Them girls on the fly
wasn't at that club.
You're right.
You're right.
Am I lying?
You're not lying.
She wasn't at that damn club.
Bernice wasn't there,
you stupid nigga.
No,
no,
no,
it wasn't.
I've never been
to a club.
This was an epic lounge.
I think that
I'm not being attentive.
What regards with
No, I think that
that's funny.
I just don't think
the matter is funny
so it's tough for me.
It's not funny.
That's funny.
That was funny
but it's not funny.
I think that
It was.
It's a step on our job.
No, I'm not.
That's why I shut the fuck up
but the topic is triggering
for me.
I'm just letting you know.
And I think that the actors,
because you said this hasn't
happened since the 60s,
where the actors
and the writers combine.
I think that the actors
see that if they do this
to the writers,
we're next.
What they're going to do
to us, yeah.
We're next.
So we need to make
a unified stand now
because if y'all
let this pop off,
it's going to pop off
with us.
With some of them.
I was going to say,
one of the main reasons why SAG joined WGA is because of the comment that was made.
Like, we'll just wait them out until they're fucking broken homeless.
And SAG was like, a word?
No.
Watch this.
This is what solidarity looks like.
Typically, the thinking across the board.
And a lot of them was responding saying, hey, we broke now.
I forget the gentleman's name.
I was trying to find his name, but he played on Insecure.
He played the dude that, the barber that Issa was dating.
And he posted on Instagram.
He was like, yo, I cashed 50 residual checks.
Five zero.
Five zero.
The total was $86.
That's insane.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
It's not crazy.
That's what's happening
in the streaming era.
Yeah.
And it's what's been happening
in the streaming era.
It's still shit.
It's still what?
You niggas stream every day.
We stream every day.
It's what
but think about
if
it carries over
into actors
and yo
they have the ability
now that once you
perform one scene
they now own
your image
and your likeness
they can put you
on other movies
they could
cause now they got
the ability to make you
they can manipulate
that shit however they want
say whatever you want
do whatever you want
they can they can put Joe Budden on there with some muscles they could make
Joe button five seven eight you already five seven but you get what I'm saying
they can make you do whatever you want to do and they and they don't gotta pay
you shit I'm six four mama queens no six three my
boat eggless the platform boat egg is like 6'4". Took them shits off at the middle of the kickback.
Bitches were looking at me.
Different.
Different.
It's a little fella.
Oh, hey, little man.
Yeah.
That's funny, son.
But nah, that's crazy, dog.
That's some next scary level shit.
Yeah, it is.
Bro.
I hate you.
I hate all y'all.
Why?
Because they put you on to Apple Music
And the first thing you said was
I get all these songs
I was the last nigga in the world
I'm still in Apple Music doing that shit
I get what you're saying though
I get it
I get it
Man it's tough
They pay one license and feature company over here
But I'm not really mad I'm not really mad I mean it. Man, it's tough. They pay one license and fee to a company over here. But I'm not really mad.
I'm not really mad.
I mean, it's triggering for me.
It's tough because I'm overly passionate about music and how we're paid.
As I age and get older and get more information,
I go back and look at some of the horrible contracts that I signed in music.
Now that I have more understanding, I look at what of the horrible contracts that I signed in music, now that I have more understanding,
I look at what that stuff means,
when and where I was relinquishing ownership rights,
residual rights, how we're paid.
Like, none, it's not right.
Like, I come in here and then think, by the grace of God,
I'm doing well and I'm doing great, but I'm doing well and i'm doing great from a new a new thing yeah i have 17 years
in music and i'm only paid from no pump it up still pumping it up but uh my last album is what
i'm paid five figures from.
That should bother, that bothers me.
It bothers me when I look out there
and the people that inspire me,
like the people that really put their foot
into this music shit,
they didn't get their money from this shit.
Like, that's odd.
Like, damn, none of us?
Like, all right, the one hit wonder
that maybe didn't get it, but the hit wonder they maybe didn't get it,
but the nigga that built that didn't get it?
Wait, the nigga that built made that didn't get it?
Wait.
No, this shit is fucked up all around the board.
And I only stopped coming in here screaming, hey, hey, hey,
thinking everybody is as passionate as me because you start to realize,
oh, no, y'all are here voluntarily.
True. True, yeah. Yeah. me because you start to realize oh no y'all are here voluntarily true true yeah yeah y'all are signing these papers and giving up rights for the little bit of money or a lot of bit of money
that's being dangled in front of your face and in music just like in the in the actors like
in the actors and the writers shit is going going on, there's so many just regular people
that make the business run.
And you need some of them
top dogs to jump in the fight.
You need a few of them.
But they have a union
that has over 3,000,
5,000,
however many people
that they have now
combined to say,
hey, no,
you're not going to
treat us like this.
In music,
we're all our own brands.
Everybody is an independent contractor for the most part.
So you leveraging you,
and they not looking at you like you somebody.
It's just much easier to create music at a reasonable professional level
than it is TV or film.
You could do that shit in your bedroom, literally.
We've seen it.
I disagree with that.
I disagree with that.
We've actually seen certain films
won awards and shit and was made on our
fucking iPhone.
That's just not the standard
like it is in music
but because we stepped on our product don't mean that we didn't start at the same spot music the
quality is now i'm with you the quality is ah niggas don't even give a fuck but that's because
they made it that way like they made it hey low overhead you make that in your room we don't have
to pay for this and we can make the profit we brought the same profit that we make that's the fucking fight that's the fight like if we okay with that that is where the fight
lies the actor people are saying yo now that there's netflix and all these bodies of work
sit in one place for an eternity which means we've lost like we already stated dvd
vcr residual movie ad we've lost too much and we're not getting paid from this and this is
where the business is going so we have to fix the breakdown of a stream who's getting what from a
stream same thing need to happen in music facts and we've talked about
that with the way that they distribute music from i think spotify and apple specifically i think
title does per artist as opposed i hate to rehash it but the way most people get paid it's it's
prorated basically like dra Drake gets a million views,
a billion views,
and we get a billion,
three billion people listening on our app.
Most of the money
is going to Drake.
Whereas if someone signs up
and only listens to Joe Budden,
he's going to get
a sliver of the percentage.
Whereas that person's 1099
should go to Joe Budden.
You understand what I'm saying?
Yeah, we understand.
Yeah.
And that's how it should go
across the board with streaming,
but it doesn't.
So it just bothers me
that in music,
everybody is all right
with whatever bag they making,
however they making it.
Y'all going out to perform.
Hey, just rolling around.
Still got your festival money.
I want to ask you a question.
Do you think it's circumstantial,
meaning like, do you blame the artists and the people as well?
Or do you feel like, because you know, we hear the stories for years that some of these companies are taking advantage of people that don't have anything, right?
And they dangle this in their face and they have no choice.
Do you feel that way?
Do you feel like?
I don't feel like that.
I don't feel like that.
Hold on. Let me ask you a question.
What if they don't have the
means of getting a great lawyer?
What if they don't have the means of
somebody teaching them, like,
well, this little fucking
shit that's written in the contract,
you're basically signing your life over.
Some people are in a fucked up position in life
where they have no choice but to take the
pro rate or the upfront money, which they don't think long term.
What do you say to that, Joe?
Have at it.
I say I say have at it.
It starts at information.
Got it.
You can't make you can't even assume that you making the best decision for yourself if you don't have all the information.
And we don't have all the information and we don't have all the information so yes the
person that has to strap his belt and this is no there's no other way to do this i have to get this
from this great hey everybody here gets fucked at entry we talking about the people that's out
at the next at the next step of that some of y'all got in got y'alls and that's it now so we just
gonna continue down that we talking about the people that have amended the contract and amended
the contract and amended the contract we talking about these that's who i'm talking about anyway
it's like the middle class basically across the board in this country and probably the world true
but because in music niggas say the pushback we always get is, oh, but how niggas going to eat?
And if that's the pushback, then we'll never be prepared to fight this war.
It's mad at them not eating right now.
Can't pay their rent.
Can't buy groceries.
It's mad at them leaning on community, leaning on family and friends.
Hey, we got to hold hands right now.
They don't have a choice, though.
This is the choice is what I'm saying.
They don't.
They do have a choice.
They could take their fucking ass
back to work
and everything stays the same.
This is the tough part
of the choice they made.
They made the choice.
This is what you're presenting?
No.
For the future of our business,
no, we're not doing that.
We take the standard day.
That is the choice.
You're right.
But I'm saying that
I think the alternative that they are given like the two choices are yo look stand
and fight now or you will die and i think that now their back is to the wall where they have no
choice but to stand and fight i think the alternative that they are being given is one where
in four five six seven maybe not even that with the advancement
and how quickly AI is taking off,
you won't be around seven years from now.
These writers, AI is writing books for niggas in five days.
AI is writing complete books in five days.
There's also some lawsuits coming in that direction too, by the way.
But I want to be clear because there's a lot of nuance here.
I'm certain that in their bouts, they're not arguing against all the capabilities of AI.
So I'm certain that AI, where it's helpful, they would like it to be helpful.
But there are instances...
That's the problem.
No, that's not a problem.
To me, that's the problem.
Because what you're doing is you're leveraging convenience.
And when you leverage convenience, it's a fine, fine line between that.
Like, yo, if you're a writer, right, and you let AI do the work for you, you're being lazy, and you're letting AI get it off because it's convenient.
Now when the higher-ups see how convenient it is, and now it makes you expendable, then you tight.
Well, the tricky thing with AI, too, and we've talked about this a million times,
so I don't want to beat it to death.
There's actually a lawsuit now.
I think Sarah Silverman is the biggest person that's on it,
but they'll probably see more like that.
The AI that exists now, ChatBGPT in specific, is not really AI.
What it's doing is just combing the web for what other people have already written.
So everything, it's like sampling.
They're basically sampling without clearing anything.
Or plagiarizing.
Yeah, they're sampling without clearing anything gotcha that's not that's not it like
you can't just take people's shit and remix it and put it out and call it what it is no people
need to be paid and credited for that i agree with that i didn't know that that's what it was
that's what yeah some of that how it's operating because my man and i'll be writing the books and
he and i was like yo i need wait who i'm not even putting his name out there but we know
but my man be writing books and he was like ish I
wrote the book in 45 days yeah I did and you just go in and you tweak what you
like boom boom boom boom boom and you put it out there you got a damn near
published book in two three weeks that you did all yourself they're fighting to
not be replaced in certain aspects by technology I don't think they're not
saying we're not down to work with in some areas.
Yeah.
But, I mean, shout to them, good luck to them.
I think it's really, really scary.
And if I was them, I would be petrified.
No bullshit.
Like, I got an off-mic story I'll tell, but.
Listen, I don't, most of the missions I go into,
I go into as the underdog,
and I know it's going to be an uphill battle, but I know if I don't. Most of the missions I go into, I go into as the underdog, and I know it's going to be an uphill battle.
But I know if I don't fight this fight,
then the people coming behind me are going to deal with this same stuff.
So I just fight it.
And that's what I think happens in the music industry.
I'm not in the industry, but I think what happens is people.
You are in the industry.
I just read your article this morning.
You can share tips about.
Asshole.
Yo, I think that...
Nigga don't want to be no industry.
What industries are you in?
Real estate and construction.
Bitch ass nigga.
Yo, I think that in the music industry,
people pivot.
Once they make some money, they pivot.
They don't necessarily stay knee deep
in the music industry.
So I think that when
you're an actor it's actors that have been actors for 40 and 50 and 60 years so because they are
still there they are fighting to make that circumstance better like if jay-z puff um
rihanna you know all of these people stayed in the music industry they would be fighting
toward a union or toward correcting and fixing the music industry
the same way the actors have done.
Because again, that's their lifelong
career.
Motherfuckers been...
Laurence Fishburne was in Cornbread Earl and Me,
my nigga. You know what I'm saying? As a kid.
Jay-Z has a union for artists.
It's called Rock Nation.
Come over here, you protect me.
If you go over there you protect
then we got you i got you well for the people that's not over there good luck that don't have
access to a rock nation or a love records or a tyler perry or any of the is only but so many
shawn shawn uh shawn doesn't fucking isa rays running around here true there's only there's
only but five to ten maybe black people
that had that there's only but so many will packers running around they have that green
green light green lit power and they have and this is going on now in july we are officially
at damn near halfway through the summer halfway through the summer that fall slate that winter
slate y'all y'all think it ain't nothing that ain't nothing to watch now hang it up yeah word oh my god there's gonna be a lot of slow singing and flower brings gonna be a
lot of fucking bro they show thank god we know how where they ovulate they're gonna be doing a lot
of fucking better find something to do they showed um i believe it was abc and this was when the
strike first happened they show ab ABC's projected fall schedule.
It's all game shows and reality shows.
Dog, I'm watching the news.
That's it.
I'm watching the news this morning.
They said three people canceled on them this morning.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
They was tight.
Yeah, because they can't make personal appearances.
We can't make no appearances.
Nothing.
Listen.
Shit is affected out here.
TIFF is coming up.
Toronto International Film Festival.
Telluride.
Like, a major Venice film festival. All done. All the panels are finished. Toronto International Film Festival. Telluride. Major Venice Film Festival.
All done. All the panels are finished.
Done. These are massive.
It's a comic con.
Forget about it.
Sundance. Done.
Forget about it. That's if it goes that
long. But yeah, that's compromised.
Even just the planning.
You have to plan out on these things.
And they project this to last a few months
yeah
if the actors just got in
and they saying
they are worlds apart
fam
and the actors have
a little bit more money
to with
with standing
no that's
not all
they said the actors
walked out of
Christopher Nolan's
new movie
Oppenheimer
yeah
the premiere was Thursday
and the actors walked out
yeah
walked off red carpets yeah it yeah it's a minute it happened everybody
everybody moved mobilize now there's a hundred and fifty thousand people you
know who are part of SAG you know so it's these aren't small numbers they are
grinding this industry to a halt to show solidarity I like it yeah so hopefully
it doesn't last that long but they're at an impasse for sure right I like it. I like it. I definitely like it. So hopefully it doesn't last that long, but
they're at an impasse for sure
right now. I like it, and all of y'all
in music is pussy. Facts.
That's true. Y'all are pussy,
yo. The blueprint
be right in front of your face on how to get
and impact some shit or affect
change. You know what, too?
The fact that they already have the union,
because I'm pretty sure there's some people that don't't want to fuck with yeah in the hollywood industry that would
like if they were able to hey fuck this we cross the line i'm going back to work yeah absolutely
there's penalties for that like you're trying to create it in music and they like for them to even
get involved in this picture or this show you had had to join this union. So this shit was set before you got here.
There is musicians unions.
That's where the difference is.
There is musicians unions.
They still have juice like that.
Or they don't have the big names in it.
Man, a union with some juice got to start at some point.
For sure.
I agree.
Out of desperation.
I agree.
Out of desperation.
Most unions came from a desperate situation.
These niggas ain't desperate in agree. Out of desperation. Most unions came from a desperate situation.
These niggas ain't desperate in music.
That's it.
To get the juice, you need the big dogs,
and the big dogs ain't desperate.
No, they ain't desperate.
They scared in music.
It's more than just that.
They scared in music.
That little quarantine pandemic learned you niggas good.
I spoke to some of y'all.
Y'all was petrified.
Y'all voices was trembling.
Like shit was real, real bad.
And y'all didn't seem to know how to combat that.
Navigate.
Some of y'all never bounced back.
Some of y'all are still down.
Like my favorite restaurant over there in the story to get breakfast over there by Kaufman.
Mad they closed.
Some of my favorite spots closed down.
Couldn't do it.
Some other spots modified a thing or two.
They did the right guy, took a pen and paper out.
Budget cuts.
Sabor's, Lolita's now.
What?
Nigga, I know.
Shit.
I didn't get it.
Hey, this is my man Fernando over there. He's been there over 20 years.
He had a little bit of enough money to weather the storm a little bit, too.
Some of these smaller restaurants are living, literally getting by month to month.
So we don't have it.
Six months of nothing, we finished.
Yo, I'm retired in music, but listen, I'll stand with y'all.
I'll stand with y'all.
Let me know when y'all want to do it, where y'all want to do it,
who y'all want to be the head or heads, who sits on the board,
where we got to march, who we got to write to,
who we got to talk to, when we have to not release music,
when we have to stand in solidarity.
Let me know.
Podcast.
We all got each other's numbers.
We keep talking about bullshit.
Podcast unions, too.
Yeah, that, too.
Same boat.
I put them all together just so we got some numbers.
Just so we got some numbers now.
I'm down for it.
I know a lot of y'all.
I know y'all making money out there.
I know y'all happy.
I know.
I know.
What happens when you don't?
I know.
Sometimes you got to take a couple steps backward to take a couple steps forward, man.
More steps forward.
I ain't going to bore y'all to death with this because it's the weekend, but I'm monitoring this extremely closely.
I'm glued to this.
I stand with the writers and the actors, even though I ain't going to have nothing to watch.
That's going to be tough.
Even though I ain't going to have nothing to watch.
That's going to be tough.
But the longer they go, the more it benefits my chances of getting this unscripted product to partner with.
What?
I mean, hey.
True.
The business is business still.
You're right.
You got one for us. Hey, all the writers stop writing.
Guess who keep going unscripted every week, twice a week, three hours.
Hey, think fire.
It works for me.
You're right.
It's fucked up.
The game is the game.
Three hours.
Hmm?
Ten hours.
That's not how it's segmented.
True.
Just mute up over there.
Ten hours.
Nah, subscribe to the picture.
That's exactly what happened last time. Don't subscribe to the picture. That's exactly what happened last time.
Don't try to unionize.
That's what happened.
Niggas started counting up hours.
The niggas was like, hey.
Niggas started doing it over the map.
Like, hold up, buddy.
Got the rock out pin out.
Oh, yeah.
Wasn't that pin come out?
They had me, man.
Oh, man.
They got him. They got him, man. Oh, man.
They got him.
They got him.
Where we at?
Where we at?
Speaking of they got him,
there's a new little app running around.
Got me, man.
Which one?
All of them that come out.
Nah, nah.
It's the Monopoly shit, bro.
It's the Monopoly shit, bro.
I don't even be... Yeah, man.
It's a new Monopoly app? Monopoly Go. Monopoly Go, yo. It's the Monopoly shit, bro. Monopoly Go. Yeah, man. It's a new Monopoly app?
Monopoly Go.
Monopoly Go, yo.
It's so simple, but it's addictive.
You'll just sit there rolling the dice, playing, playing, collecting money, all this bullshit.
This nigga's a child.
I am a child.
I don't spend money on apps.
I don't.
They got me, though.
How much you lost?
I'm going to be down like 200 in two days.
You nice?
Yo, what the fuck are y'all talking about right now?
I'm just, you said speak.
They got me.
Like, this is an app that just popped up.
It's the game Monopoly?
Or is it just using branding?
No, it's the game Monopoly.
Okay.
But it's played a little differently.
Like, you play against, you have your own board.
You play it against other people.
You land, you know, how Monopoly goes.
But you're not taking turns.
You roll and you know how like, remember Candy Crush and shit?
Like you have lives.
Well, you have dice rolls.
When you run out of dice rolls, you can buy more dice rolls.
And they are, I'm dying to know what they're making.
Because every, I just kept seeing tweets about it and posts about the shit.
I'm like, let me look.
Don't play that.
Don't play that shit, bro.
Don't play that shit.
Don't play that shit.
That's it.
Something quick.
I'm just, they got me.
Got you.
They got me.
They always get him.
No, they don't.
Why do you think they always get me?
This is kind of a flagrant conversation.
Let's just move on.
Okay?
Let's move on.
Okay.
This really wasn't flagrant.
Yeah, I wouldn't call it flagrant.
But you're insecure, so.
I am.
And usually when you say move on, you like.
Have something to move on to?
Hey, Paul, you coming at me?
Oh, shit.
All right.
Listen, don't play with me.
I keep something to fucking get to. Let me get my play with me. I keep something up. Fucking up.
Let me get my little cord out.
It's right there.
Tell y'all about this weird ass nigga.
Uh-oh.
Oh, man.
Who did it now, yo?
What logic did it? Oh, let me tell you.
Oh, no.
It's him?
Let me tell you what he did.
Of course it is.
Did I say it's you?
Of course it is.
I've been seeing that, though.
I've seen it before that.
Tell you about this weirdo head ass nigga right here, man. I'm so sick of him. This one's nuts. They all been nuts. No, but this one's nuts, though. I've seen it before that. Tell you about this weirdo head ass nigga right here, man.
I'm so sick of him.
This one's nuts.
They all been nuts.
No, but this one's nuts though.
They all have been nuts.
Okay.
Let's play it.
I'm gay.
And I want you to face it.
Not that one.
Not that one.
My mom got stabbed.
My mom, yeah,
she was in the park
called hit the hard R on somebody, which she also
did to me and my siblings all the time.
I'm going to play it again just so you're here.
Because that's the same look I had.
The same.
I moved because my mom got stabbed.
So my mom, yeah, she was in the park called, hit the hard R on somebody, which she also
did to me and my siblings all the time.
And she stepped out and thought it was all good.
And somebody just yanked her up.
It's just not all good.
Definitely not.
The N word.
It's just not all good. It is.-word it's just not all good it is that is not a word yeah no so she hit someone with
the hard r and they shanked oh yeah where are we talking side yeah her side and in her back
got a couple times got it that's yeah that's my mom what the fuck ladies and gentlemen Logic I don't know dude
I ain't never really had
Like I never gave a fuck
Yeah
I thought it was funny
Funny joke joke
But this is getting weird
Yeah
Yeah
This is getting weird
It's weird
It's past weird at this point
Joe's so happy
Nah
I ain't really
It's just like
I told you
I was happy after you did
The Ice Mike dance I've not happy. It's just like, I told you. I was happy after you did the Ice Mike dance.
I've been happy long ago.
I've been happy in some of the lyrics.
Like, he could have stopped at any point.
I was happy after the interview we did with the old Nike.
I've been happy.
He been satisfied my logic to tick that I have.
He could have chilled out.
Why do we need to know that?
When he paraded his dad everywhere
on a leash.
Oh, man.
I didn't say nothing,
but I did think it was odd.
No, seriously.
Somebody answer.
Then he signed his dad.
Seems familiar.
Seems familiar. I think that was the trend like 600 years ago.
Get paperwork on these niggas.
I thought it was all y'all ain't say nothing. Nobody said a thing. I thought it might be me again.
I'm on board now. Because this is this is Why do we need to know that
One that your mom's
Dropped a hard R on somebody
And used to call you
And your siblings that
Right
And he said they stabbed
That bitch up
Yeah yeah exactly
And laughed
Yeah
And he's laughing
Sound effects
Reparations I guess
Holy shit
He's trying to show
That he's down with us
What
No
He's saying that his mom said the hard, hard.
She got, you know, handle for it.
And you want me to think that this guy is OK with who he is
and just his own skin and being himself?
He sounds like an idiot.
He sounds ridiculous.
I used to think you was bullying him.
I ain't going to hold you.
Yeah, people thought you was funny.
I definitely thought you was bullying him.
I thought he was funny.
Leave him alone, though.
Well, yeah, but leave him alone. Like leave him alone but go bully somebody else but
listen if this is what moms and did to him in the household coming up I've been taking it like I
mean you got some luck with I never called him at the heart are just I don't know what so with Joe
Joe would do something somebody you think Joe was wrong and then out of nowhere
they just fall into his trap.
You some type of wizard, man.
I ain't trying to trap Logic.
Logic, I hope you're all right, man.
But you come from some shit, yo.
You come from some...
You come from...
I can't say it.
I want to say it.
What, trailer shit?
He's going to say white trash?
No, I'm not going to say that.
But I mean...
I mean... I don't want to say that, but I mean. I mean.
I wouldn't say that, but what's that about?
That's weird.
Why are you snitching on moms?
She got poked up, man, for saying this.
Why are you snitching on your mom?
Time code?
Anyway.
Who needed to know that?
I'm still like, you just went up there and just volunteered some shit that nobody cared about.
Listen, hey, I'm just doing my job.
Is that the content space or something?
Like, yo, I got to give them something to talk about.
So I'm going to sell moms out.
I'm going to go sell moms out.
Don't put us with COE, nigga.
He not down with COE. Yes, he is. No, he moms. Moms, though? Don't put us with C.O.E., nigga. Don't put him down. He not down with C.O.E.
Yes, he is.
No, he not.
We didn't indoctrinate him, nigga.
He not down with him.
Why y'all got Ice Cube versus Biggie up here?
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, Joe.
Before that.
I'm sorry.
Hold on.
I got something to say to you.
Flip ain't rolling.
To me?
I'm sorry.
I got something to say to you.
Since Mel checked you, I got something to say to you.
Uh-oh.
Check him.
Get him.
Get him.
No, it's not a check.
A lot of times, man, I do pander to a lot of shit, right?
Oh, you telling us?
See?
We know.
Don't do it.
I'm trying to come clean.
All right, let me mute it.
Go ahead.
And I pander to shit.
You know, I may bring up some topics that I don't hear you talk about.
I'm like, man, Joe, but since I'm in the fucking door, let me bring it up so I can get Joe to talk about it.
And I be thinking you be on some bullshit, but the other day I watched something on YouTube
where niggas attacked you.
And I felt crazy.
I felt crazy. I felt bad for defending
niggas, bringing they names up.
Well, you can say what you're talking about.
No, I saw a guy.
I think it's like, I forgot his name,
but he made a YouTube video
about all the attacks
that Vlad did to you.
I thought it was a conspiracy.
And that shit kind of fucked me up.
Why?
Because I was up here with Mav.
The time I was with Mav.
I was up here.
Shout out to Mav.
I was up here with him, and I brought it up.
I said, why you don't be cool with Vlad?
We even called his phone.
I mean, that clip didn't come out yet, but we called his phone and all that shit.
And I was defending because I felt like
Vlad wanted to do business with me and I wanted to do business.
Then I watched this fucking YouTube
video.
I was like, God damn, son.
He did that?
He was on Joe's ass like that?
No wonder. Sometimes I feel like
you act a little emotional
and you go too far But
You got a reason
So I want to remove myself
From defending niggas now
And I want to
Join the dark side
Whatever that may be
Alright
Yeah
It's kind of fucked up though
I mean you a survivor
I see why you act the way you act
You a survivor
No you are
Did you see it
That's some crazy shit
That nigga Holy holy shit.
I saw that clip on YouTube.
The guy did a good job.
He did.
He did a good job with that.
It came across my feed.
I didn't watch it, though.
But yeah, Vlad, he was a good seven years straight where he was on me.
He was on me bad.
And I'll never forget this, though.
Good to see it edited correctly.
Yeah, what's the dirt?
But you can,
listen,
but you can work with Vlad.
I'm not that type of guy.
It's not about me
working with him or not.
It's not about that.
It's about not knowing.
It's about saying,
I would have never,
if I saw that before,
and it goes to show
my lack of journalism,
my lack of research.
I was just on your ass,
nigga, like, man,
it's like, nigga,
it's Vlad.
He's doing his thing, you're doing your thing. But to see that, the way that was just on your ass, nigga. Like, man, it's like, nigga, he's doing his thing,
you're doing your thing.
But to see that,
the way that was put together,
I feel crazy.
Like, damn, son.
Like, that's what
Joe was going through?
Because you fucking
muddy the waters with shit.
You play gay,
you do this shit.
Like, we don't know
what to take serious, nigga.
Oh, my God.
Like, you don't want to explain.
I asked you plenty of times
to get on the phone with me,
explain to me what's going on
so I could defend you properly.
Pause. You don't want to do that. Nigga, go ahead, nigga. me what's going on so I can defend you properly. Pause.
You don't want to do that.
Nigga, go ahead, nigga.
Do what you want to do.
I don't ask to be defended out here,
but I appreciate that.
Thank you.
No problem.
And you can work with him
if you want to work with him.
I wouldn't feel good.
I don't need you
giving me permission
to stop doing that.
That's my tricks.
Wait, you don't?
That's not the contract?
Oh, I had it.
What'd you say? You brought not the contract. What'd you say?
You brought up the contract.
Strike!
Box, don't be that.
Union!
Alright, somebody want to tell me
why that's up there?
Ice Cube versus Biggie.
So what happened?
I seen what happened.
Somebody want to tell me
why that's up there?
I seen the two.
I seen what happened.
Tony Yayo, drink champs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I was talking to the fellas earlier.
I saw Ice Cube's response.
He had a response?
He had a response.
I saw his son's response.
I didn't see his.
What did he say?
I saw his response.
He was talking to self or somebody.
Well, give the backstory first.
All right, well, backstory.
Like you said, Yeo was on Drink Champs.
And DJ E efn says that
cube was a better storyteller than biggie and yayo hit hit the roof like you're out of your mind
biggie no way not possible and i did see a bunch of um conversation going about that like people
what side and i want to ask y'all what side y'all fell on just in terms of storytelling just
storytelling but so ice cube's response to that was yes ice cube's response was i'm a huge fan
of biggie it's all subjective depends on what where your interests are he said i think i have
a bigger body of work than biggie and he he also said, well, storytelling and what?
Just rapping? Because I tell
stories in movies as well.
So how are you looking at it?
So just depends on how you look at it.
I mean, he has the bigger
hit story record.
So that's an easy
win.
What do you mean?
That's debatable.
What big story is a bigger hit than that juicy that's autobiographical that's not a story
no box that is quit Bob ain't really a story um I feel you what's the cube
record you talking about today was a good day
just good day sorry yeah all right baby maybe I had Chinese food
All through school
And I was wrong earlier with Mel
So
Let's see
What's the second verse
Yeah
This album is dedicated
To all the teachers that told me
I never amount to nothing
To all the people
That lived above the buildings That I was hustling from that call the police on when I was trying to make
Some money my daughter and all the niggas in the struggle. No, I'm saying
So good, baby. Baby. No, it was all a dream
I used to read word up magazine something pepper and heavy D up in the limousine hanging pictures on my wall every Saturday
Rap attack mr. Magic, Molly Moore.
Sound story-ish.
I let my tape rock till my tape pop.
Am I missing something?
Nah, I'm staying at Will Parks.
I'm still, we got that part.
Well, what's the difference between...
That so far is not a story?
That is a story, though.
That is a story.
Even the whole song.
I wouldn't read the scandal lyrics real quick.
Is there a distinction between autobiographical and storytelling?
For me, there is.
Why?
Because everyone's music, to some degree, is autobiographical, especially in that era.
I think that telling a story, i.e. Nas or Slick Rick or Ice Cube, that is a fictional story, is different from telling your story.
I totally disagree.
The one when he was like, yo, stupid motherfuckers got told they parked by a hydrant.
That was a story.
Yes.
That's different to me than Juicy.
It's a different kind of story, but it's still a story.
It's still a story.
Autobiographical story is a story.
Yeah.
And all rappers' raps about themselves are not a story.
True.
And all rappers' raps about themselves are not a story. True.
They could have autobiographical elements,
because you're referring to yourself.
But dang, this.
We the bamboo sipping on private stock.
Way back when I had the red and black lumberjack.
What you was wearing, all right.
With the hat to match.
Remember rapping Duke?
Remember rapping Duke?
The hard, the hard.
You never thought that hip hop would take it this far.
Facts.
Now I'm in the limelight cause I rise like
Time to get there, blow up like the world's train
Born sinner, the opposite of a winner
Remember when I used to eat sardines for dinner
Peace to Rod D, Bruce B, Kid Capri
Fuck Master Flex, love Bugs, Dots, D
I'm blowin' up like you thought I would
Call a crimson
A common thief.
I made the change from a common thief.
Oh, yeah.
This is one of the best songs ever in the history of music to me.
So we don't have to argue that.
To me, I just don't look at that story in the same way of children's stories.
It's fine.
We don't have to stay on that.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
Where do you stand on the debate?
Cube.
Big.
Big for me big just because there's there's more memorable story songs from big and maybe that's east coast i was just gonna say that
that could be a lot of east coast maybe it may be can we play i'm cubing cube cube got my summer
vacation once upon a Bird in the Hand.
These are classic story records
that if you're just not familiar
with Cube's catalog
because of East Coast bias,
you would not know.
I'm pretty familiar
with Cube's catalog.
Let's go Ice.
It's cute.
It's cute.
It's the biggest.
I'm older and a lot of people
are really not as familiar
with Ice Cube as a rapper.
People don't have Ice Cube ranked high as a rapper
because they just don't know.
But Ice Cube was
at one point
top five rapper in the world.
So I'm rolling.
Big.
Storytelling?
Christopher Wallace.
Wish you knew his middle name nope
George Latour
B-I-G
P-O
P-P-A
look even that's a story
oh my god
but I'm not mad at your answer
I'm not mad at nobody
I'm not mad at nobody
that says Q
I don't think this is a blasphemous
comparison at all
I think it actually makes
kind of sense
yeah
yeah
throw Scarface in the mix big Scarface is high up there too No, it's not. I think it actually makes kind of sense. Yeah. Yeah.
Throw Scarface in the mix.
Big.
Face is high up there, too.
Big.
Big over Scarface as well, Joe?
Big.
Is there anybody above big?
Dana, Dana, Slickwick.
And Storytel.
And Storytel.
I said Dana, Dana.
And Slickwick.
Nas. Yeah. All Slickrate. Nas.
Yeah.
All right.
Nas.
Nas.
Yeah.
The Slickrate. And I think Nas and Biggie are like on par for me with maybe Nas getting the edge because
he did it longer.
But why I have Biggie so high is really 80% of Biggie versus with Storytale.
He told a lot of stories.
He did.
And I think that's the difference.
That's why.
That's the difference between him and Cube for me
is like a greater portion of his catalog is stories.
His storytelling.
I was about to say, his catalog is what?
Yeah, but most of those two albums have like-
Shit, arguably his greatest story
is not even on none of them albums.
Soon as she spoke on that note, I saw a trench coat.
One had a Mac spitting.
All I saw was gun smoke.
The other had a shotty.
I was shooting everybody.
And I wasn't missing.
Had to get out this position.
Niggas still hitting.
Feeling hot was in my back.
Lick six shots.
Smoked the nigga with the Mac.
The nigga with the shotty still busting.
Busting.
Mariko, come on.
As you know of me, all I'm trying to do is shoot.
Oh, you don't?
He don't know that.
You lying.
He don't know that.
You a lying.
Bruh. Oh, so you can't even even talk about this shit. I can play some cube shit. I know that. Big shout out to my man, Mel C. To my man, Quarcy, Shannon and House. Oh, something Michelle Dre for summer.
Sick of mama, that get a job, nigga.
Press to the limit, got to ride me a nigga.
My man scoop me to the.
Whisper in the ear, this is what we got to do, G.
Got to bang a nigga, and bang a nigga good.
So I can cop a dance and kick the fuck out the hood.
Let's go!
You're through the 12 months.
Can't live life with your rocks and swivel butts
Hanging with the niggas, don't pay the bills
And being broke and burning, give a nigga the chills
This is a story!
You see that fleeky dick?
Hell yeah, I seen it
Colombian, Dominican, yeah whatever
Whoever he was, he had it tucked under the lever
Two keys, twenty G's, nigga please
Blew his brains out, cause witnesses we don't need
On the road to riches On the road to riches Under the lever, two keys, 20 Gs, nigga please Blew his brains out, cause witnesses we don't need
On the road to riches and diamond rings
Passed out
On the road to the riches and diamond rings
Real niggas do real things
Y'all know a lot of y'all listening wasn't born in 95
I'ma just play this verse about the nurse and we can move on
There's no wrong answer to this question
If you pick Cube, if you pick Big But I was outside in 95 I just played this verse about the nurse and we can move on. There's no wrong answer to this question.
If you pick Cube, if you pick Big, but I was outside in 95.
This is the song I sing.
Real niggas do real things.
And the thug that's in the house.
For the nine five piece.
Erch, erch, erch, erch, erch, erch, erch.
Now, check it.
All those seniors talk about me.
I'm going to get this nigga next door.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's just do this.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Call that big butt nurse with the low end.
What's up, buddy?
Yeah, what's up, dude?
Your doctor said I need about three weeks of recovery.
But the nurse is just loving me.
Saying the best part of the day is my half.
Feeding me breakfast and getting the most much bath.
Niggas say I die dead in the streets.
Nigga, I'm getting high, getting head on the beach.
You singing the words?
You singing the words for somebody that never heard it.
Because I heard it on Notorious.
You singing the words.
Because I heard it on Notorious.
You still singing the words.
I'm just now finding out that that was used there.
And you do a music podcast.
This is for a lifestyle podcast.
You do a music podcast.
For a lifestyle podcast. And a music podcast. Speak on my life podcast. You do a music podcast. You do a lifestyle podcast.
And a music podcast.
Speak of my life. Wow.
Speak of my life, Joe.
Autobiographical.
You know what I mean?
There's a difference.
Quick question.
Quick question while we're here.
Shoot.
Your top three storytelling rap songs.
Make it small.
Three lists.
They reminisce over you.
Children's Story has to be in there.
Like your favorite. Those are your favorite? I'm not saying like, you know, favorite and best. Children's Story has to be in there. Like your favorite.
That was your favorite?
I'm not saying like, you know, favorite and best.
Troy?
Yeah, there's a story.
That's a story that's autobiographical.
Oh, you hate the autobiographical story.
No, I think that Troy and Juicy are the two best hip-hop songs of all time, arguably.
I just don't necessarily count them as story records, personally.
Yeah, me either.
In the same way, I guess, that I look at children's story or Nas' Undying Love
or even I Gave You Power
or something like that.
Those are different
types of stories.
I'll say one that
might be obscure
and you guys will probably
shit on me for it,
but whatever.
We would never.
Meet the Parents,
Jay-Z.
That's a lot of people's favorite.
That's a really good story.
Rewind is my number one.
Why would we shit on you,
brother?
Really good story.
Why do you think
we should have that
for that selection?
Yeah, man,
why'd you preface it like that?
I forgot who threw it
in the argument.
I think it was just
a tweet that I saw,
but someone threw
Will Smith in the
storyteller argument
and I actually wasn't.
Summertime,
the Fresh Prince intro,
the fucking
Paris just don't understand.
I think I could beat Mike Tyson.
I think I could beat Mike Tyson.
He had a lot of
ill story records.
I wasn't mad at that.
I'm not mad at someone
saying that. I'm not dignifying it. I'm not mad at someone saying it.
I'm not dignifying it.
I'm older, so I'm going to go Cinderfella.
My favorites, Rewind, Nas.
Cinderfella?
Who's Cinderfella?
Danny Day.
Danny Day did a lot of storytelling.
Eminem is up there on my list.
Yeah?
Stan. I'm better than all these niggas. Fuck out of here. there on my list yeah mmm I'm better than all these
niggas fuck out here I mean I can't name ten rap ten better storytelling rappers
than me fuck out here I've put that listing on the whole dude he was on that
list high up there too I'm not allowed to say that I know it's true yeah can't
be get friends up that's a shame we can't be vulnerable cancer can't big your friends up. That's a shame. We can't be vulnerable.
Can't support a friend.
Can't support your friends.
Can't support your family. Can't support your friends.
Too many rules.
Too many rules.
Can't do it, bro.
Shut up.
Ain't going to be tough.
That's it.
All right.
What else is going on in the universe?
Speaking of storytellers and whatnot, Book of Hove.
Exhib exhibit in Brooklyn
we're going as a group right
I think we should
I'm with it
I think we should
can we do anything
as a fucking group
listen
I am with it
yeah
Hove is how I'm a
storyteller
everything list
whatever category
I ain't wanna say
cause I'm a whole venture
but he is
hold up there
yeah
okay
of course
yeah Book of Hove I would like to go see the Book of Hove I wonder what he feels like because I'm a whole venture, but he is. Whole of up there. Yeah. Okay. Of course. Yeah.
Book of...
I would like to go see the book of...
Yo, you got...
Yeah.
I wonder what he feels like.
Like, yo, dog,
they are putting my lyrics
at the fucking Brooklyn Museum.
And I saw a thing
where it was like the outside
was just...
Fam, you just got to be like,
yeah, I made it.
Ma, look,
that's a fly ass feeling.
Imagine what you would feel like.
Going there as a kid.
You know what I'm saying?
You and your mother just go up there.
All your words is just on the outside of a fucking building.
Yeah.
It's a whole exhibit.
I'll settle for my name being in the African American Museum of History in D.C.
That's fine.
I feel like clocking you with this phone.
I'll settle for that.
I bet you would.
Small feet.
Fuck, asshole. No, but that's some fly shit. I bet you would. Small feet. Fuck, asshole.
Nah, but that's some fly shit.
That's some real super fly shit.
But yeah, we could do it as a group.
We should.
Now let's see
if we can get this set up.
Everybody be with me.
When do I want to sound uncultured?
Now?
Should I wait until they text about it?
Let's see.
Let's hear it.
I'll play it by ear.
Let's hear the lack of culture.
You don't get the point?
You ain't going to no museum?
With you niggas?
Especially?
I'm not going especially I'm not going
I'm not going
the lyrics I seen
on the front of the museum
right
I was like
oh shit I know that song
it's more than that though
tell me
it's a library
there's a whole exhibit
in there
they've done
the rock chain was in there
they recreated
bass line in there
they did that
I've been to bass line
I know
I told y I was late.
What else?
It's a bunch of shit, Joe.
That's it?
But what else?
Tell me.
You might change my mind.
I'm not.
You're not.
You ain't going.
You're not cultured enough.
It's okay.
It's all right, bro.
I've been to baseline.
I understand.
What else they got?
I haven't been to baseline.
I haven't been to baseline either. You Dahmer Docs 18th one came out you might see it with the spin on it gonna be
When you were in LA did you go to the two pockets
Exhibits bro, oh
dude
What museums
What it's fun
What's fun about it
it ain't the funnest
don't listen to that bullshit
tell me
I'll tell you what I like to do
yeah there we go
tell me
I like to get extraordinarily
high on marijuana
and go look at shit
it's fun
it's cool
you just be bugged out
put on some shades
fuck the information
I just wanna see some
cool shit
when I'm high
alright so
there's a bunch of zones
in here so zone one is called's a bunch of zones in here.
So zone one is called
Already a Worker Art.
It says this section
features objects
from his career,
like the jacket
from his Decoded book,
the Marcy sign,
audio interviews
of him recorded
through each era
of his career,
et cetera.
Section two is baseline.
I don't want to see
the jacket.
It's a museum.
I'm with Joe on this one.
I'm cool on this one. I'm just going to read everything in here.
What's in Zone 2?
Zone 2 is bass line.
They recreated bass line.
Oh, okay.
This is fine.
I'm with you.
Zone 3 is called Did It Without a Pin.
It says this section is about Jay's music.
It's creation and influence.
Oh, wait.
That's kind of fucked up.
You can't even...
He didn't write no lyrics down.
His actual master recordings are on display.
That's one of the cool things about like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame or whatever that shit is in Ohio.
What zone is the dat in?
Wait, for real.
Joe, stop.
What's that zone for?
There's also a vinyl collection of the records containing all 236 of the samples used on his recordings.
Wait, all of them?
For the first time ever?
Somewhere together?
I don't know.
I hope you get a call.
You fucking idiots.
Y'all are fucking idiots.
Y'all are fucking idiots.
Keep going.
Keep going.
Keep going, Braveheart.
Get a call about what?
I heard this.
He said, your whole thing look like he was.
I was like, all right.
No, he don't say that. thing looked like he was. I'm like, all right. No, don't say that.
He looked like he was.
All right.
I'm telling you what I see.
You want to hear the rest of them?
Yeah.
All right.
One of the cool things usually about these is you see the handwritten lyrics and shit
like that, but you don't write nothing down.
Speaking of not writing down, hold on.
You see the studio sessions.
You see photographs and all that shit.
You plan on going in?
Yeah.
I'm definitely sure.
Speaking of not writing down, Meek recently said because he realized that Hove and Wayne don't write, so he's not writing anymore either.
Just a little quick little, you know.
That's what's up.
That's fire, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Salute.
That's what's up.
While we're on it, a good friend of the show
texted me just out of the blue
to say,
I can't believe you let
them niggas get away
with saying little baby
works for Michael Roben.
Works for him?
They said they work for him.
They said they work together.
I said it was dealing.
You said they work together.
Yeah.
You don't work for him or nothing.
What dealings?
What they doing?
No, they said meet.
He said meet. That's what was meet. That's what he said. He didn't say baby. He said meet. They said both of them. or nothing. What dealings? What they doing? No, they said meet. He said meet.
Yo, that's what was meet.
That's right.
He didn't say baby.
He said meet.
They said both of them.
But what's the dealings?
What are they doing?
The fanatic shit they was doing.
What do they do?
They own fanatics together.
They don't.
All right.
All right.
Moving on.
Anyway.
I got it.
They can just say whatever, yo.
Well, I don't give a fuck.
He pulled out his little phone like it's a Glock.
What?
It's get the Glock.
That's funny.
All right, come on.
Come on.
What else?
Section four.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
What does Google say?
What does it say?
Tell them to read it.
Come over here.
It's CNBC, so it ain't Cox Sources.
That's true.
Sports apparel firm Fanatics buys Mitchell and Ness with Jay-Z, Meek Mills, and other
celebrities.
He doesn't own anything at Fanatics.
Huh?
Yo, come on.
Move on.
Move on.
Why don't you just tell them?
Put us on.
Move on.
No, I'm not putting nobody on the nothing.
I don't know nothing.
I don't have nothing. I don't have nothing.
I'm just sitting here talking to my friends.
All right, man.
That's it.
That should give you more encouragement to put your mans on, nigga.
Put us on.
What are we saying wrong?
Nothing.
What's in zone four, bro?
Oh, zone four is called win-win in business, man.
It says, this zone covers Jay's businesses and philanthropic efforts,
including artifacts
and audio tours
covering Rockefeller,
Roc Nation,
businesses,
Rock Aware,
4040,
Tidal,
et cetera, et cetera.
Section five is called
So Fly.
We got it, yo.
All right.
I'm going.
It's seven sections.
Oh, yeah.
I don't need your awesome.
I'm going.
I'm going to see it anyway.
I want to see the studio.
I'll go if when I go,
all them niggas that I've seen in the pictures are going to be
there.
Like, ho, Just Blaze, Guru.
They're not going to be there.
The Dream.
Guru was just-
They're not going to be there.
Uh-uh.
Oh, then guess who else ain't about to be there?
Oh, you want me to go alone?
Or like my girl?
No, you're supposed to go as a group.
Oh, no, please.
Please, y, please.
Please, y'all.
You ain't a real Avenger.
Write me about it.
You ain't a real Avenger. Write me about it.
Damn.
Take his whole Avenger card.
Yeah, it's in question.
It's definitely in question.
Damn.
Damn.
Hate to see it.
That Sean Bradley bar still stinks.
Yeah, I get it.
They got the pump it up zone in there somewhere?
Are they playing? Y'all playing with my... I think black people to go to museums are weird but not for now you said what I think black people to go to museums are weird why you call Sonda
black people going to museums yeah I think it's weird why why because what's the museum
it's a house of artifacts why? Because what's a museum?
It's a house of artifacts. A house of displays.
It's a bunch of
stolen history and artifacts.
Y'all got it.
Y'all got it.
So how are we going
to see it, though?
What is this?
Oh, Abby.
You're going to go see it?
No, I'm asking you.
How?
No, no, no.
Thank God they murdered
and massacred all those
people and took that shit
and put it there.
Every museum is different.
That's number one.
You could go to
an aerospace museum
and don't have nothing
about thievery.
And an African American
museum somewhere?
Yes.
But why do I care
about the aerospace?
It depends on what
your interests are.
They got a trap museum, dog.
Whatever you like,
there's a museum for.
It's a museum for different things.
Museum of sex?
Yeah, shit like that.
That's not stolen art.
You was right for that, Corey.
Come on.
And it's not very good.
It's a scam.
Yeah, it's a scam.
It's a scam.
With the museum of sex? Don't be mad at me because I'm calling shit what it is. It should be a scam. I it's a scam. It's a scam. With the Museum of Sex?
Don't be mad at me
because I'm calling shit what it is.
It should be a scam.
I went to the Museum of Sex
and it was a little scammy.
Oh.
Your Glock is ringing.
Your Glock is ringing.
Yo, I think you might have been
an A rapper
I ain't going to lie
because you are
witty as a
yo your glock
is just coming through
I'll go to the museum
if we could do
like our version
of a night in the museum
where we spend a night
and try to get back
why you saying crazy
where we try to get back
some of the shit
and then
the next episode
is what like
locked up
what free to pod
free to pod
they made me come
I didn't even want to do this shit I was trying to go home
I'm going home
I'm hungry
what are we eating
I don't think I know y'all well enough
and I'm too vulnerable on here
tell me some of the chaotic things that y'all have done in your upbringing.
Did y'all ever go to the supermarket with some friends and just have a fruit fight?
With the fruit in there?
Seriously, I'm asking.
No.
I've never done that.
In the 24-hour path more?
No.
I've taken my rollerblades and rollerbladed to the supermarket.
I've gone to the supermarket when I was in college And niggas have a
A thief fest for the cookout
Everybody was broke
Okay
So niggas going
No bullshit
Niggas was going
You did that
After your pelvic injury
Yes
Niggas was going in there
Niggas was putting
Whole
Whole things of ribs
Down they sweatpants
No bullshit
Wait so you was going
But if
If it got hot
What you was going to do What you mean You was going but if it got hot what you was gonna do what you mean you gonna limp off
Those are grades Sit up, sit up, sit up. I said, hey, nigga. I said, sit up, sit up. Shut up. Shut up, nigga. He know I don't limp, nigga.
Show them how you walk, bitch.
Hey, y'all.
Show them how you walk.
Walk around the table, ish.
Stupid ass nigga.
Oh, man.
A fruit fight, and they fucking, these are your ass whip.
That shit was some of the best fun we had in life.
Sounds a little bit lit.
That shit was some of the most fun we had in life.
How old were you?
I was a teen. Teenage. 17? 18 of the most fun we've had in life. I was a teen.
Teenage.
17?
18?
Oh, yeah. You was grown.
You was grown.
13, I would have gave you a pass.
I didn't do dumb shit at 18.
It sounds fun at 13.
What did you do at 18 that was dumb?
Joy riding.
What does that mean?
Is that?
Like, no, no.
Like, soul skag?
What is skag? I was going to say, what is skag? What is skag Oh man you were selling your pussy
That's where that lotion fear came from
So you sold Scab.
He was a pimp.
Oh,
you selling pussy?
Yo,
come on.
What?
Joseph.
At 18,
I wasn't having
no fruit fights
in a Pavmar.
It's gonna be no pimp.
Hey,
you can't wear that
over there.
Change your clothes.
You crazy.
The bus stop. Alright, so nobody ever did nothing in 18
y'all got it
what else is going on
is that a question for everyone
I was doing B&E's at 18
were you really
yeah
18, 19
yeah I was losing my mind
you know I told you
niggas are seeing...
Had to get that caddy.
Yeah, niggas...
Had to get the money for that caddy.
Yeah, I did.
Niggas are seeing them signs.
I mean, you being around people...
B&E is weird, like in Queens.
I'm not going to describe that.
But it was one B&E that I did that when I got up,
I went back and I gave them some bread.
Because I felt bad, man.
But you went back to the scene?
I did. Years later, though.
You aint pay your cameraman?
No, I'm not.
Yo, JR.
Yo, man.
You not paying JR?
You know what it was?
That's when I was in that whole karma shit.
Like, yo, karma.
I'm like, damn.
I was driving through the neighborhood.
I'm like, I violated this crib badly.
I remember being, I'm such a crazy,
I remember being there
watching them come out panicking,
nigga,
across the street like this.
Oh, what's going on?
Watching them panic, nigga.
So how'd that go though?
You knocked on the door
like y'all robbed y'all years ago.
Yeah, I gave him some bread.
What's bread?
So wait, you walked up
and knocked on the door
and said,
hey, I robbed you before,
here's some money.
When I was young,
I stole $30,000 worth of shit,
but here go $2,500?
Yeah, I did.
I conked you in your Motherfucking head
Bah
Look at Echo
At the fucking museum
Wow
Look at all y'all
All y'all at the museum
Taking pics
Nigga they ran to the pink
Fucking 2 Chainz museum
And took pics in front
Of the pink car
At least it's whole
No shots to nobody
But it's whole
We whole Avengers
No no no I'm saying we're whole Avengers Like that's up That's where I'm brand boss Nigga if y'all go I'm going the pink car. At least it's Hov. No shots to nobody, but it's Hov. We Hovengers.
No, no, no.
I'm saying we're Hovengers.
That's what I'm brand for. Nigga, if y'all go, I'm going.
I'm going.
I'm trying to get where I'm going.
If y'all be going together,
if y'all go together, I'm going.
I'll pull up on you.
Yo, have you knocked anything down?
I'm not doing,
stop, don't say that.
Yo, JR can't go.
I ain't doing no shit like that.
Come on.
Never, never, never, never.
You crazy.
They gonna take the jacket
and try to put it on and rip it.
Why you got to say that about your man?
I ain't doing no shit like that.
I'm going in there to learn.
So when we see your shirt come off.
I ain't doing that in there.
You will be in Rikers by yourself.
They'll lock you up.
They got a precinct under that library.
Shit.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
We back. All right. What's going All right. All right. We back.
All right.
What's going on?
What is going on?
What's going on?
Boy, why you laughing?
The tension in the room is palatable.
This nigga Joe is like, what's wrong with you, bro?
You such a phony ass nigga.
What?
Nothing is your fault.
You trying to like.
I did have something for the Island Boys kiss.
Let's move on.
Important news.
I don't know who the niggas is
the island boys is two weirdo twin brother dudes that act and the weirdo dudes be posting just two
weird niggas with tattoos and funny hair every time i see him i say who y'all don't need i don't
have the bandwidth to retain the island Boys, but apparently they're kissing.
They're tongue kissing.
Yeah, they're kissing.
As brothers.
So people are saying that they are...
Nasty.
Incest baiting.
Trolling.
No, not trolling.
They're being very specific.
Incest baiting, because apparently that is a thing.
COE.
Let me tell you something. And while we focused on the Island Boys and the Hove Museum,
the news is telling me this morning that the New York,
they are rewriting, redrawing the New York congressional map.
Excuse me?
Well, apparently,
and map geography people
are arguing and fighting
to take politics
out of map drawing.
Apparently, when you draw the map,
it pits certain places
against certain places.
So the map was redrawn a few times and
apparently however it got drawn up they say is responsible for the election wins
for Jerry Nadler Santa Santos and a few other people so now they're saying that
the Democrats are redrawing the shit so they could get a win.
In New York?
Next year.
Because they redraw it all the time to try to fucking.
To modify some shit.
No, to try to get more votes.
I never thought about the politics involved with the drawing of a map.
Y'all tell me I'm crazy for not believing that the map is the map.
What do you mean not believing the map is the map?
Yeah, like, you mean... What, I don't believe that whatever they drew is what everything is and where it is.
Like the little rumor that behind Arizona is Africa or some shit, or the North Pole.
You know, just secret pathways and gateways in this world that I don't think they put on the map for people.
I think there's mad shit in the world that they didn't account for, wasn't there for, don't have proof of.
Like, I just don't believe it.
We drew what we knew.
This is our Utah here.
Texas here.
Got it.
But do I believe that that's what it was originally?
No, I'm not wrong with that.
What else is important to me here?
What's important to y'all?
Because I'm going to talk about the Yankees putting insurance company tags on their uniforms.
That's not just the Yankees.
The whole NBA did that the last couple of years.
The NBA, they passed a rule
so that that could be done.
There are other major league teams that
do that, but
the last team you would expect to do that
ever is the Yankees
because of their rules and guidelines.
The Yankees still don't have names on their jerseys.
No facial hair, no beard, no mustache,
and no name on your jersey,
but you're going to put star insurance on your shit
all the way through 2031 for $25 million a year?
Yeah.
Stop it.
Damn, I didn't know they had all them other,
I'm not a baseball fan.
The Yankees have rules that no other team has.
So that's why them doing it is being looked at like,
yo, dog, what are y'all doing?
There's no names on the Yankees jersey, right?
No, they can't put no names.
It's not about the name.
If you're part of the organization, you can't have facial hair.
Well, you can have a mustache.
That's it.
Even if you're an exec.
Because my man used to work for the Nets.
Who? Drew. And at one work for the Nets. Who?
Drew.
And at one point, the Nets and the Yankees were a partnership.
So everybody at the Nets couldn't have facial hair neither.
But that was a Steinbrenner shit.
Like, even the niggas in the higher ups.
It's not just the players.
Who made that rule?
Steinbrenner.
Jordan.
He used to on the team
I mean I get that
They paying Aaron Judge
A lot of money
Cut your fucking hair
I think it's nuts though
Yeah
And it look funny
When they walk out there
It look funny
Looking at Yankee pinstripes
Are other MLB teams
Doing this
Yeah
Okay
Again I don't
I'm not familiar with baseball
Listen the more
The more money the better The more revenue We gotta play the games anyway And wear. Again, I'm not familiar with baseball. Listen, the more money, the better.
The more revenue.
We got to play the games anyway, and wear the uniforms anyway.
I'm not against this.
I'm against it when it comes to the Yankees.
I don't like seeing it.
Even in the NBA, I don't like the little advertising.
The NBA, now why they look whack?
That shit look like a Canadian league or a fucking-
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey.
Stop that.
I already had that.
Scowl.
No, it's just a-
Stop it. Stop it, man. She's sitting right here. No, it's just a... Stop it.
Stop it, man.
She's sitting right here.
She's right here.
Don't be Canadian.
As your co-host,
your friend,
it was just Canada Day.
All the niggas
that play overseas,
they get sponsorships.
It looked like a fucking NASCAR.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, whatever the sponsor,
you taking it on
because they giving you bread.
So you just putting
all these different tags
and logos on your shit. NBA, it'd be blah just putting all these different tags and logos on your shit.
NBA,
it'd be blah, blah, blah
insurance right there
on your shit.
It's weird.
Shit look funny.
It is weird.
Just because we're not
used to seeing it.
Come on,
what else is the internet
mad at?
They say Lil Baby
can't sell out his tour.
Yeah,
he canceled a bunch of dates.
Canceled a bunch of dates
for his tour.
Yeah.
What does it mean?
React.
He ain't had no big slaps in a minute.
I was about to say,
how's he having anything frequent?
It didn't look like,
I said it when I first saw it.
This is not a tour that I,
as a fan of his,
this is not a tour that I would rush out to go see.
Was there anybody else on it?
Yeah, he has,
I think Glow's on there.
Y'all can talk,
I'll get the other names on there.
Why do they think they're canceling it?
That's why you wouldn't want to go
is because of the other names that run?
Well, if you don't have the slaps like that to perform,
like I just saw Lil Baby perform with Chris Brown on tour.
And he did okay.
Okay.
The supporting acts will kind of make up for a lot of that too.
Right.
And if you got a person who has maybe one record,
or some other acts that I don't even,
or some other acts
that I don't even know,
it's like,
I'm not rushing out
to get this,
to go to this tour.
Yeah,
but off namesake,
wouldn't you think
that Lil Baby
would fare better
in an arena tour?
Not necessarily.
Or no.
No,
not necessarily.
Okay.
It's 20,000 people,
y'all.
It's a, you need to. Glorilla, Kid Leroy, Gloss Up, Rilo Rodriguez.
I know Rilo.
Honcho.
Oh, okay.
Y'all wasn't trying to sell it out.
That's what that tell me real quick.
Y'all wasn't trying to sell that out at all.
Respectfully, of course.
Arenas?
Yeah.
Respectfully, of course. You talking? Yeah. Respectfully, of course.
You talking about an arena tour,
you better roll some names.
That's a pavilion tour.
And even that,
I told y'all when I went to see
Chris Brown and Lil Baby,
outside of the major markets,
they were doing amphitheaters,
which for Chris Brown,
he don't do those.
So now Lil Baby is headlining the tour
and you got your your supporting acts on the toy ain't really got no slaps like that and you're trying to sell um arenas if the musicians did it did it strike rolling loud
would be calling spotify their damn self people would get on the phone and try to pony up some
money and find out how we could fix this.
See, that's the other thing
I think happens.
You get these names
who headline festivals
and you kind of get a little,
okay, we had X amount of thousands
here at this festival
and you think I could sell that
on your tour?
That's not all yours.
True.
There's a lot of names
on that festival
that they're here to see.
It's not necessary.
You're the headliner,
but everybody there is not there for you.
And it can gas you.
You think you can sell out a bigger arena than you really can or a bigger venue.
Well, even if there was, I'm still getting an accumulation of artists that I might like
or just be all right with me, but I wouldn't mind seeing them.
I don't know if I'm going to go spend $400 to see them.
Right.
These tickets now are, like you said,
this shit is starting to be a luxury item.
That shit is expensive,
dog. Fucking Kane Brown
tickets was like $400. That shit is starting
to be expensive. Beyonce selling out,
that shit is expensive.
Beyonce is a vacation. And that's the alternative
to us not
striking. Because we still got
to find an answer, right?
How do we eat?
How do we feed our families?
The alternative to that
is raising the price of music altogether,
which is taking it from the fans.
It's fucked up.
But yeah, music will be a luxury ticket item.
Listen to your fucking thoughts
and your silence. Talk to your fucking thoughts and your silence.
Talk to your friends, your family, nigga.
Fuck to the AC.
Read a book.
Yeah, word.
Hey, the smoke detector that you ain't fucking fixed.
Come to that.
Get a little beat out of it.
Not for nothing, too, this would be the time to strike.
Because if you get TV and music all shut down.
That's why I'm calling all of these people pussy,
because this is how these things work.
You right.
You don't have to work together to work together.
Word.
All you got to do is see, oh, they doing that now.
Oh, the actors joined now.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's join in now.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
See where you get your entertainment from.
Word.
All entertainment shut down.
Especially in hip hop.
It'll be a whole lot of 99 bottles of beer on the wall.
Word.
99 bottles of beer.
Yeah.
It's going to be a whole lot of Marietta Little Lamb in around here.
Hey, dust off your twister.
Talk about it.
NFL, we're going to have to extend this to about 20 games a year.
Word.
Nah, that's wrong
That's a good point
You kind of smart
You bring entertainment
To a halt completely
You get shit
You get results
For the year
2024
For the whole year
Yeah
It ain't going to last that long
I don't think it would
It ain't going to last that long
And this nigga's
First year of really being able
To be back outside
After COVID
Exactly
After COVID
This is when you do it Press. This is when you do it.
Pressure.
This is when you do it.
Yeah, remember how COVID fell.
Now we're going to show you.
Know why y'all so stupid out there?
Why y'all should have been?
Y'all ain't been dropping no fucking music anyway.
Word.
This was the year.
Y'all let them beat you down with all this,
oh, no number one rap album since eight months.
Guess what?
And there won't be none.
No time soon.
Get a load of that.
We at home.
They fell for the okie doke
the other way.
Like, oh, we can bundle again.
Yeah.
We can bundle again.
That's what they gave him.
Hey, you can bundle again
starting July.
We can bundle.
We can bundle.
Fucking idiots.
You're stupid, yo.
Man, me the stupid.
I own all my shit.
We can bundle.
I own me. I own all my shit. We can bond up. I own me.
I've worked for me.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, I work for y'all, too, but I work for me.
I solicit my own shit.
When some of these industries get to stopping some shit,
I'm going to keep on going.
I'm going to fuck out of here.
Oh, what else is the internet mad at?
Drake did an interview with some little white girl.
That's the take.
Drake did an interview with some little white girl.
Okay.
The internet is mad about it.
Why?
Any reason?
They want him to sit down with someone.
Yeah, because they want Drake to stop sitting down with little white girls.
You have to say that.
That's what they're saying.
I said this segment is what the internet is mad at.
Drake has sat down with a bunch of little white girls
or a bunch of just abstract people
that have nothing to do with music, really.
So the music people, not me, making myself clear,
but music people are like, all right, dog, enough's enough.
Come back.
Come back home.
Come on.
Let's hear it now.
So they're mad about it.
I'm not.
They're going to be mad.
Yeah.
People sit with
who they're comfortable
with sitting with.
True.
What they feel.
When's the last time
he did an interview interview?
Elliot.
Elliot.
Elliot.
He's done every interview.
I want to go do
some weird shit.
I feel.
And then there's that
little interview beef going on.
I don't want to call it interview beef,
but it was Lil Baby and Rilo Rodriguez.
Excuse me.
And he said that Sway was the GOAT of hip hop media.
And Elliot took offense to that and has been like,
all right, I heard all that shit you said.
Nobody's doing better interviews.
You just start poking his chest out.
Say like he's...
Sway's the man.
Sway's the man.
I didn't see anything wrong with that.
You got to give Sway his.
Sway's the man.
I didn't see a thing wrong with it.
What about that, Joe?
What do I feel about it?
Yeah, what do you feel about Sway's...
I think they're both goats.
I'm not mad at anybody that says Sway is the greatest of all time.
Got it.
I don't see how you could be if it's me.
But I do like Spicy Elliot.
I like the competition.
I like Spicy Elliot.
Because I sat down with Elliot and was like, y'all niggas is, listen.
People have been accusing him of being too boring, too on script, too journalistic-y in this personality-driven era.
So I do like Spicy Elliot, and it hasn't just started with the Sway shot.
No, no.
He's been at it.
I want to say since I left them.
So I do like that.
But?
No, I think it started with the list.
Yeah.
It started with the list.
That list, boy.
That list shook a lot of shit up.
It really did.
If I don't make another list ever, I'll be tight.
I'll be tight about that.
Thank you.
Thank you for your honesty.
Yeah, no, I'll be tight.
Put me on the list.
Fuck these niggas talking about. You'll really be tight. You you for your honesty. Yeah, no, I'd be tight. Put me on the list. Fuck these niggas talking about.
You don't really be tight.
You'd be like seventh.
No, I wouldn't.
No, I would not.
Got it, bro.
We were on a podcast.
I know.
And that's what I'm saying.
If you were seventh, pod man, you'd be like, word.
Y'all got him all.
Y'all.
You'd crack your nose like alright
let's get busy
I would apply
some lyrics
from one of my favorite
rappers ever
Royce Da 5'9
the verse where
Kanye went up there
and said
and tried to shit on
Royce and Em
when they was nominated
in the same category
Kanye went up there
and thanked all the nominees
except for
Royce and Em
this game is so shady.
Really?
And Royce wrote a verse.
I've been away from the games.
I don't remember it offhand.
But the verse basically was saying
I wasn't mad.
He said they motivated him
and normally that would be
ammo to go with him.
But that ain't my ammo.
Yeah, it was,
he was basically saying
I got to work harder.
If my peers that I think
should acknowledge me
in the moment
when I'm nominated with them
don't acknowledge me,
then I just got to work harder. If I was seventh, I would just feel I got to nominated with them don't acknowledge me, then I just got to work a little harder.
If I was seventh, I would just feel like I got to work harder.
I'm number one and feel like I got to work harder.
I was going to say, like, if you number one and has been number one on these lists for a minute and you move to seven, it's like.
Drastic fall off.
What happened?
What went wrong?
If I move to seven from one, I would be blaming y'all.
Y'all have really dropped the ball.
Wow.
Y'all really let go of this platform.
Y'all, you're just being honest today, huh?
I'm telling the truth.
All right, so now.
I won't blame y'all.
All right, so hold on, hold on.
We've been here for a couple years.
That's shady.
We've been here for a couple years and you've been one.
So now I want the other side of that.
You get the other side of that.
I can't do it alone.
All right, all right.
I can't do this alone.
All right, my nigga.
Y'all are ones too on my list.
Oh, I hate this nigga.
Oh, that's heartwarming.
Sometimes.
Wait.
Sometimes.
I hate him.
But y'all.
That's what.
This nigga different.
That's fucked up.
Nah, because when y'all got here, I was number one.
So if I had to slip
To number seven
Come on
Yes you do man
What you want
We would say
Damn
I got six slots worse
No
You think that's what
I would have
Deduced
No
We know
You know me buddy
I said we know nigga
I'm with you
I know
That's wrong
If you went from
Number one to number seven
If you tell me it's wrong
I'll change right now
Sure
If you went from
Number one to number seven
When we got here
That might just
Big up to other people
Yeah no
True
That's a fact
Alright
But you know
The yin yang in the world
Bigging up somebody else means they're what?
In Joe Button's brain?
You taught me this.
I did not teach you shit.
Oh, come on.
You just said it in your interview, too.
Damn.
Yo, dawg.
Why did my interviews mean that?
What he said?
What he said?
What he said?
Quote it.
Quote it.
Quote it.
Quote it.
Quote it.
Quote it.
Quote it.
Quote it.
Quote it. I don't know what that nigga said. I it. Quote it. Quote it. Quote it.
I don't know what that nigga said.
I don't know what that nigga said.
Read that nigga's shit.
Me either.
But yo, that's not necessarily.
Why you keep sneaking the interviews out on us though?
Why you don't tell us yet?
Facts.
About to drop another bomb this week.
I didn't even drop it.
What are you talking?
Oh, I didn't even drop it.
Now what?
And on top of that, that was the same photo shoot, nigga.
I know what that is.
No, no.
Actually, that's what I want shoot, nigga. I know what that is. No, no, actually,
that's what I want to laugh at.
It's not.
On the source,
he had the wrinkled,
beat up V-neck.
It wasn't wrinkled.
It wasn't new.
It wasn't brand spanking new. No.
Well, the lens
to the camera was dirty.
It was brand spanking new.
The lens was dirty.
I don't wear a phone.
They be touching.
I don't wear a phone.
They be touching.
You know,
I don't wear wrinkled clothes.
Oh, they put the filter on. Shit. They put the dirty clothes filter. Now, my man don't wear a wrinkle. I don't wear a wrinkle. I don't wear a wrinkle. I don't wear a wrinkle. Touching, you know. I don't wear wrinkle clothes. Oh, they put the filter on.
They put the dirty clothes filter.
Now, my man don't wear little.
His shit got a crease right now in this new shirt.
Yeah, what do you ever seen Ish with a wrinkle without a crease?
I'm ignoring this nigga.
He read the comments too much.
That's what the comments were saying.
No, the picture wasn't your most esteemed.
It was not.
Pull it up.
Pull it up.
But on the new picture, while you do that,
it was a suit and tie, like, I can't think.
You gave him the suit and tie flavor?
Nah, just a blazer.
He ain't want to put the tie on.
It was just a blazer.
And you ain't even.
Blazer and a collar.
I saw it.
You saw a blazer and a collar?
I saw casual.
Nigga went to fucking, you went back to century 21?
Oh, shit. You ready? You ready? Yeah'm casual. Nigga went to fucking, you went back to Century 21?
Oh, shit.
You ready?
What's wrong with you, yo?
And you.
All right, now I'm done.
I'm off edge.
Pause.
I'm off edge.
I support this.
All right, so y'all have Sway and the Elliott Sway versus?
I don't know if I have Sway. I don't know.
Damn, who?
I got Sway.
As far as Broadcast
Yeah
Journalism
Parks hold up
For a second
Flip just showed
Mel a picture
Ish on the interview
What she said
She cracked jokes
I did not crack jokes
She liked it
My face
You look very nice
Thank you
Looks very Forbes-ish
Thank you
Hopefully I'll get there
I'll work harder.
You look like a real estate agent.
Okay,
that's two compliments.
That's enough to say.
You got it.
You like the picture.
All right.
You like it.
We got it.
Yo,
whoa,
whoa,
what's up?
Go ahead,
go ahead,
go ahead.
That foot get the gum.
Why both of y'all feet do?
All right.
What'd you say,
Mark?
Whatever.
I said sway
as far as broadcast,
but Elliot in journalism.
You always got these fucking...
Boy, oh boy, boy.
You ain't bringing shit down.
Storytelling, autobiography, journalism.
Shut the fuck up.
Nigga, say bye, nigga.
Sway, oh boy.
You give your opinion.
Sway.
Tough guy.
I like Sway. I like Sway, too your opinion yeah Sway tough guy I like Sway
I like Sway too
but Elliot is fire
but you know
Sway I've been watching
Sway for years
I watched more Sway
than Elliot
decades
yeah I watched more Sway
than Elliot
I grew up on Sway
you know what I'm saying
you grew up on Elliot too
you just don't know
I was about to say
and that's my fear
I was just about to say
I was about to ask y'all
hence why
has Elliot been around
for a long long time
yeah but put me on Parks cause Elliot was a journalist I was just about to say I was about to ask y'all Hence why Has Elliot been around For a long long time Yeah
Put me on Pox
Cause
Elliot was a
A journalist
And an editor
For the source
In a double XL
Which is massive
Fact
Sway was born to broadcast
See I didn't know that
Radio and then MTV
And his radio show again
So now he makes sense
That from a journalistic standpoint
Hello
Yeah from L's point
It has to be Elliot.
All right, Parks.
Okay, all right.
L could be looking at it like,
nah, fuck all that.
True.
Definitely.
I like that, though.
I like Spicy Elliot.
Me too.
It's funny.
That makes sense.
I can't wait.
Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam.
I can't wait.
Suit and tie headass.
Yeah, nigga.
He don't know what that is.
He do, he do. He know that. He know that. Oh, yeah, Hove is on it. Suit and tie head ass. Suit and tie head, nigga. He don't know what that is. He do, he do.
He know that.
Hov on it.
He know that.
Oh, yeah, Hov is on it.
Yeah, he know that.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Let's see.
The Espy's.
The Espy's happened.
Come on, clap it up.
Ron.
Clap it up.
Lil Wayne performed a milli and rearranged, changed some of the lyrics.
That was fire.
To incorporate modern day sports stars and storylines.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on, man.
A genius at work.
Fire.
He said he bodied it.
He did.
He did.
He bodied it.
He did.
He did a great job.
I know you got it.
I have it.
I know.
If you want to hear it.
We do.
Young Money is here.
Welcome a millionaire.
I'm a young money millionaire. Tougher than Nigerian hair. If you want to hear we do Oh, Prime. Come on.
Regular Amelie lyrics here.
Here we go.
Regular Amelie lyrics here.
Here we go.
Victor Wimbinyon.
Pop them.
Come on.
The Packers.
Nah, you ain't learning. Hey.
NIL. J.R. Smith.
Come on, Rodman.
Come on, man.
The GOAT.
One of the best.
Wow.
Oh, my God.
Wayne.
Come on.
There's only one.
Shouts to Wayne, man.
There's only one.
I like it. React. He did. Ice thinks There's only one. Shouts to Wayne, man. There's only one. I like it.
React.
Ice thinks it's super fire.
I like it too.
Ish, how do you feel?
React.
It sounds fire, but why do...
Am I getting sarcasm from you?
It was blah.
It was all right.
It just sounded like when they remix things for commercials a little bit.
It's the Esby's.
It's Wayne remixing it
for a commercial.
Exactly.
Yeah, it had to be PG-13.
So why would I think
that that's so fire?
I don't work for the Esby's.
I don't do nothing in sports.
And I heard the real Amelie,
like outside in clubs.
His lines in there,
he can't say there.
I know.
Like what?
I'm not saying them here either. Like Victor and women yawning. No, there His lines that he can't say there I know Like what I'm not saying them here either
Like Victor and women
Y'all know
No
There's lines he just can't say
And
But what
Didn't you say something else
Didn't you say something else
Yeah
I don't want to hear
So now I'm making sports themed
On brand
With what I'm here for
Listen buddy
If you think that was
The most amazing thing
Since sliced bread
I didn't say nothing about
The most amazing thing
Since sliced bread
I said he killed it
It sounds like the producers
Came up with this idea.
That's what I'm saying.
And I got a nice check for it.
Of course.
God bless.
I'll be up here when Bobby into.
I ain't mad at him.
Fuck it.
Get that bread, Wayne.
It was all right.
It wasn't flop to me.
Shouts to Wayne.
He killed it, as usual.
I'm glad to see this Wayne. I was very critical of Wayne's performances, so when I see him do something good usual I'm glad to see This Wayne
I was very critical
Of Wayne's performances
So when I see him
Do something good
I'm gonna shout it out
I agree with Ice
What's that t-shirt
About you
I don't know
I ain't gonna get into you
Nothing
See dads are cool too
And it's all
TV dads
What did you get it from
Yo you really
He be mad at the one of ones
I do
Why Why'd he be mad Cause he's stuntin' He be mad at the one of ones I do Why?
Why?
Why he be mad?
Cause he's stuntin'
He looks good
You want one?
I do
Say less
I look like one of them niggas on there
Like two of them niggas
Carl Winslow
You look like a combination of like six of them niggas
Hey if you don't get your
Nah you do
You my man
You like Carl Winslow?
Nah I don't like Carl Winslow
I'm saying that's the one
you relate to
the most
he says he looks like him
I don't relate to him
I'm just asking
you laughing at me ish
I'm laughing at Ice
Uzi did respond
to these
comments he's been making
about experimental tapes
and
the real tape is coming
and blah blah blah
he spoke to actors
is what he said
Sessions
is not
is uzi
whatever whatever it's it's it's a it's a very select conversation is uzi still him what is him
the most influential in the culture the most talented who's dropping songs that is just
i'm still trying that's why it's not even about the music being all the way 100% good.
I'm trying.
I'm still trying.
I'm trying.
I never stop trying.
Even when y'all think I'm not doing shit, I'm trying shit behind the scenes.
And so it sounds good enough for me to present it to y'all.
I'm trying.
I've been trying the whole time.
I've never not been trying.
I'll tell you, a scientist don't go overnight like hog like on the movies
It's a Robin Williams to make flubber the whole damn movie took a movie to make it right
No movie two hours, but a movie is really like a
Year
It took him the whole movie to make flow
To be right flubber wasn't right.
He's putting that shit on motherfuckers basketball shoes and shit.
It was Flubber.
All right, thanks for telling me about Flubber.
What do y'all think about that?
I appreciate any artist that's out there trying, so I don't want to take away from that.
But that was a crock of shit.
I think the word he meant was experimenting.
That's what he's saying.
Yeah, rather than trying.
Why do you think it's a carcass shit?
Because
that goes out the window once you sell it to me.
It's not
you're trying anymore. This is the product
that you're selling.
If the plumber come over to fix some shit
and want to try out some new methods,
you should have did that shit before you got here.
Once you're here to do the service, fix the shit. Don't experiment on my dime. Experiment on yours when you're paying for
studio time, when your label's paying for the studio time, while I'm home knowing nothing about
what you're doing. He's been away for years. You had time to experiment, nigga. Once you sell it,
that's what you're standing in. It's not the time for you to say hey my real shit is coming in two weeks Dirk did the same thing recently he said yo my deluxe
is coming honestly this should have been the main stop saying that to people I think as a disclaimer
um I think when they I think it's after the reactions that they get yeah that's what I think
too to clean it up but yeah but then there's a slap there's a slap in the face to niggas that
could read through
all of this bullshit
that y'all out here saying.
But at the same time,
if I am trying to experiment
with a new sound
and I think I got it,
I still got to now
take it somewhere
to my label or whatever
and they got to okay that.
Stand in it.
They put it out.
That's why I'm saying
that's why I'm saying
it's bullshit.
Because once you took it
to your label,
whatever results
come from that
stand in that so it's not the product it's the um my real album is coming i don't like that
i don't like that my real album shit i do appreciate the fact that because we knock
artists all the time when they just keep putting out the same exact thing and they don't try
anything new they don't try to push the envelope we diss them when they do that so i do definitely appreciate artists of his magnitude that's trying to do different things but when you package it up
you sell it don't do it on don't do it on nba don't don't try some new fucking move on nba on
tnt our eight o'clock game i don't want to see that you should have been in the gym that morning
or the month work on your fucking moves and come out here and try to get it done because that's the product now when you step on
the floor same with him see i i i disagree with that piece right there but i think that you can
try it and just say y'all tried something new whether it hit whether it missed i tried something
new don't say yo they don't know if it worked until you put it out and it's my thing so don't
say a week make something that you proud enough to stand in no matter what.
Don't say after my album drops, yo, my real album is coming next month.
That's some bullshit.
Say, yo, this is my album.
Even if it's not well received.
Like it or not.
So the wording is what bothers y'all.
No, the excuse and the disclaimer that you put out that the real album is on the way.
Because we've seen this shit with artists that are signed to labels.
You gotta put the label
album out. And then after that, you get the
that's where the mixing is. You put it out.
It's just a cleanup. And it's been years.
It's been a cleanup. It's been years.
And you manipulate the audience.
You put it out.
My thing is, again, I tried something new. If it don't
hit, he had the number one album in the country.
But if it don't hit, you can say, yo, Dick, I went a different direction artistically. I put something out. I tried something new if it don't hit he had the number one album in the country right but if it don't hit you can say yo dig I went a different direction artistically I put something
out I tried something new here's something for the diehards there you go yeah or don't even say
that just put out another project immediately after yeah you know I'm saying but don't even
even even pushing it to number one was yo if y'all do this I'll give you that I forgot that piece
that was again and I think all of that I shit all that's just business I think all that's
just part of the business I'm gonna do but we see these niggas do whatever they
could do to get the album try to shoot up the number one so if I gotta say this
yo cool go buy this album if y'all make it number one I'll give you this I know
y'all might I'm telling you the things that me as a consumer feel like is a
smack in the face to me when I hear it.
I'm not telling nobody else how to feel about it.
But when I hear that, yo, this should have been my main.
Well, nigga, they make it the fucking main.
You've been living with these records.
You don't let everybody hear these records.
Y'all don't have Think Tank, the label, the A&R.
Your niggas heard them.
Everybody heard them.
Should have been my fucking main.
This is to your point about when Metro resequenced fucking Thug's album.
Like, take some time and present the shit the way it should be presented.
True.
And then if we going to kill it, then live with it.
See, even that.
I don't look at that as that.
I look at that as same way like I
use Gunna's last album not not the one that just came out classic should have
went triple oh the previous one um DS forever they got this thing where the
album come out and then two or three days later you finding a way to put the
album back out again whether it be with one new record whatever you want to call
it I think that's what happened in thug case a metro's version we just flipped the songs around and we
added the two songs they just changed instead of saying deluxe they called it metro's version
because we've seen that happen with a bunch of albums the album dropped friday and monday there's
a deluxe with two new songs from big acts the weekend did it i don't care about that i'm just
saying that this looks at your words that's why i said it's the word part that was holding y'all up.
Because it's the same practice.
They just changed the words.
Dropping the album and putting it back out for whatever reason,
it's the same project.
The words speak to your intent.
So while the action may be the same,
the intent don't be the same.
So they should stop trying to sell people shit and then telling them that is half-ass shit because you manipulate
audience they should stop doing that and you I'm trying to be the audience no
but I'm saying basically I ain't put that much like I get arrogance of being
so blatant about it I get it I get it I understand that I'm just saying from
there in is they are trying
to manipulate the audience.
That's clear what they're doing.
I'm trying to just
I want to shoot these salesmen.
You should be a little bit
more covert about
how you manipulate
your audience I think.
I think when these niggas
are sheep
you can tell them whatever
and they still gonna go
and they're proving it.
They are proving it.
We don't have to be covert.
I can tell you exactly
what it is
and y'all still gonna run out
and buy it.
They don't give a fuck enough
to put out the real product
on the first release and I don't give a fuck enough to talk
about them for more than five minutes got it i'm with you there you go uh well let's try to knock
out a few of these okay because this one should be simple this is from this is our part of the
show segment this is from mass 3nj hello master nj what's up mass mass says this
is a conversation i seen going around and one i had before that i wanted to ask you guys well all
right in a committed relationship is it inappropriate to like thirst trap pics on ig
especially of obtainable women or men i myself stopped because we had to talk and I wouldn't like it if she was liking
shirtless pics of guys that she knew.
Is this compromise you guys would respect
or do you think it's inappropriate?
I think it depends on your boundaries
and your relationship.
Me and my girl don't trip over that shit.
It's whatever.
Me and my girl, we don't trip like shit.
We race to certain chicks' pictures
because we like the same shit. But it it's funny we were just having this conversation
and she was saying i don't give a damn what you like she's like but if it's a picture and it's
just her ass or something and i see you like under there i might feel a way i'm not gonna
do this i can see being an issue like if it was a fucking dick print pick or
something like that you'd be like all right dog yeah you wilding now so something like that you
know it's really just whatever y'all in your relationship whatever y'all agree upon like
we'll work in parks in his wife relationship or ishing his girl me and my girl is for the
gentleman that asked you got to have a conversation with her true i think it's compromise i think it's healthy compromise it is i think if it's if it if you arrive at that um verdict mutually then it's cool
i think if one person is forcing the other person to do that i don't think it's cool because it's
something that you're not really volunteering to do um i don't care i don't even know what my girl
likes to be honest with you i't. I've also had some friends
in relationships
where they were like
super overprotective
about that shit.
Like, yo,
you got to unfollow
these girls
that you don't even know
type shit.
It's like, fam,
that's an unreasonable.
One of my friends'
relationships,
they had to go
unlike all the shit.
That's crazy.
Really?
Unlike?
How long did that take?
I mean.
Just delete the account
at that point.
At that point, bro, I've been liking it for years.
I think it's insecurity, but.
No, I feel you on that.
I make it a point to make sure my name is right next to all the baddies' pictures so my girl can see it if she follows them.
And I better not see her name under nothing or else.
Oh, that's what?
Got it.
You run your house, you don't run around in it.
Yeah, that's it.
That's right.
No, no, true that.
This is one of those areas where the double standard applies.
Sorry.
I'm me.
Mel.
You, you.
What would you take me to?
If you had someone who cared about you.
I would honestly arrange, really, if you're that active on social media,
kind of probably be a little bit of a turn off
Turn off
Yeah for me
But you can go
To the Usher concert
And dress with your ass out
And twirl around
And do whatever the fuck
You want
I haven't done anything
But you said
You said you wanted to
No you said
You said your man
Couldn't say nothing
What about me
Going to the Usher concert
Yes with the outfit
Like he had on
And you said
Nobody could say
Your man couldn't say
something to you.
You said that.
You really, really had a problem
with her outfit.
These niggas,
wait, hold on.
These niggas,
I don't give a fuck about her outfit.
Don't answer the question
with the question.
Yeah.
So it would be a turn off
if he was liking pictures,
but you should be able to do that
and he say nothing to you.
Just a yes or no.
No, I mean literally.
I understand.
Don't do that. Don I mean literally. I understand. Oh. No, don't do that.
Go on, go on.
Go on, go on.
I understand.
I think that, you know, Ice's point of saying,
you know, the gratuitous stuff, if it was like just like
an ass as a picture and he's liking it, I'd be like, really?
Like, really?
Are you serious?
You know, like that impressive?
Because you had it.
What if it really was a nice ass?
If it was your man?
If it was like, OK, fine.
I have no problems with him appreciating other women's beauty.
I love this shit because for the first time,
I'm with someone and we have the same type of woman.
That's never happened.
It's usually exact opposites.
Like what she like is not what I like.
Me and my girl, we love the same type of chick.
So this is, we be right there.
Click, click.
I'm like, damn.
What type of thing?
The type that I like.
Slim thick?
Like, I'll call her,
damn, yo,
she just put,
13 minutes ago,
you already under that.
Like, we joke about this shit.
Oh, so you're policing her?
No, I'm not policing her.
I said we joke.
You're policing the likes.
Joke.
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
So you police joke.
No, no.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, sir. I do that shit too. Police Academy. No, sir. I be doing that lights. Joke. Ha ha. Ha ha. So you police joke. No, no. No, no, no, no, no. Oh, I do that.
No, sir.
I do that shit too.
Police academy.
No, sir.
I be doing that shit.
Police academy.
No, sir.
Nah, police joking is the shit.
Nah, nah, nah.
I see what you did.
Ha ha.
Ain't no policing over here.
Yo, you made that move.
You thought I wouldn't see, but I see it.
Ha ha.
Man, just nine minutes ago.
Why you couldn't wait?
Ha ha.
Nah, we be getting.
We have fun with that shit. What we be getting We have fun with that
What a laugh
We have fun with it
Listen
I don't know
Sky yo
What your own police joke
Nah
You police police
You like FBI police
Secret Service
That nigga's like
The SWAT police
I don't do none of that
Alright come on now
I got some more
We got some more We got some more.
We got some more. Am I wrong
for not compromising with my ex
slash mother of my child?
Just to
be as concise as possible, she believes
Oh, and this is from Jonathan Q123.
Just to be at
just to be as concise as possible.
She believes I should work on my flaws
before regaining a title of being
together she has flaws as well but I don't remove our title until she but I don't remove our title
until she improves hers is that right yes that's right she has flaws well all right I don't believe
in that I believe in improving each other while being together not abandoning each other while
there's improvement to be made especially when you've shown improvement and they add new things to the list.
This is my first real relationship, and it's with a woman older than me that grew up in dysfunction, dysfunction like most of us.
That's the end to that, you gentlemen say.
I toss it to our panel of experts.
It's tough I think that uh I don't know how old he is in comparison to how old she is sounds a little controlly um especially if she putting
you on a back burner while you quote unquote grow so now what if you get your shit popping
now you could come back I think that's what I think that yo you go over there
get right
and then come back
over here
is
that's a weird way
to handle a relationship
it's a little
it's a little funny
I understand though
it could
cause it could be
deal breaker shit
like it could be
deal breaker shit
everybody has our
deal breakers
and relationships
that we
you know what I mean
you gone
some things are tolerable
some things are not
I just think it sounds
a little funny like when you like yo well you could go over there, get right, and then come back.
I don't really like the sound of that.
I agree with you.
I don't like it either.
But I think there are exceptions.
It depends on what you're—
That's what I said.
Like, if it's some deal-working shit—
What are you working on?
You know what I mean?
Yeah, like, if I'm your partner, and I feel like where you're trying to go, you can't get there while we're together.
Like, you got too much focus on me.
Like, I'm too much of a distraction.
You calling it love, but I can see how it's affecting your work.
Then I'm going to remove myself and say, hey, go try and get it done.
Get yourself right.
Yes.
There's something that is.
But would that affect them more?
What if that caused them more, you know?
Bill's character.
Bill's character.
Oh, shit.
I believe that.
It does, but if you say that,
okay, I see that I'm distracting you.
Wait, what?
Listen, hold on.
Stop doing that.
I hate these niggas.
They need to fucking stop doing that.
They're always laughing
and being vulnerable.
I'm trying to talk to you
as my brother, bro.
Let me hear it.
So you're saying that if you see somebody struggling
and you're the distraction,
you're going to remove yourself
and tell them to go focus on their shit.
And it builds character.
Don't forget that part.
Yeah, and it builds character.
So it's not the fact that you may feel like
they're too much, hold on,
they may be possessive and you want to remove yourself.
It's just like the Conway is like, nah, go focus on your job and you want to remove yourself. It's just like, the Conway is like,
nah, go focus on your job
and shit like that over there.
Go focus on work.
I'm going to move myself
because I feel like
I'm a distraction to you.
If possessiveness
is distracting you from work,
then we need to remove
the possession.
But then it may be,
okay.
But then you're removing
what they became possessed of
in the first place.
That's what I'm talking about.
I don't think it'd be that easy to remove yourself.
Oh, speak for yourself.
I'll get the fuck out of here.
You potting.
I'm not potting.
Nigga, you had bitches climb through your window and trees, nigga.
Because I left.
Exactly.
So it wasn't easy.
That's what I'm saying.
I get the fuck out of here.
All right, but they still made it hard for you, Joe.
They made it hard, but it's still a easy. That's what I'm saying. I get the fuck out of there. All right, but they still made it hard for you, Joe. They made it hard, but that's still a distraction.
That's a distraction.
I see.
Okay.
All right.
Hang on a second.
Parks?
Yeah, I think it depends on what the behavior that you got to work on is.
Like if it's...
I've had people that have chemical dependency.
You might have to
go handle it
like to the point
where you're destructive,
you're fucking up the house,
you know what I mean?
You might have to
go work on that yourself
and then maybe we can talk.
But then when y'all say
maybe we can talk,
who the fuck
actually waits?
We gotta stop doing that.
I mean if you really
care about them
and stuff like that
you may be there
if it's a rehab situation or something like that.
But a lot of people don't wait.
When people say those lines where go take care of it and I'll be here.
Niggas don't wait.
It depends.
And there's also the scale.
What's the chances?
Depends on where you are in your life.
If I'm around when you get your shit right.
Everybody in here has been going about their business and bumped into somebody that they used to fuck, date, or be in a relationship with.
Talk about it.
So, I mean, you don't have to think that you're waiting for that person.
You could be going on about your business, and they went on about theirs.
Y'all like that spin in the block.
Cross later.
You have that catch-up talk.
Hey, what's been going on?
And shit is lighting up.
True.
I see what you're saying.
Like we just seen Raga.
Raga came in and shit lightened up.
But I look at it.
Okay, that does happen.
It happens all the time.
That's not what I was saying, but I agree.
There's also a sliding scale.
If we're talking about chemical dependency for this kind of extreme example,
maybe they're in a terrible self-destructive spot,
but they can get to a point where it's at least manageable
and you can be around them.
Or you knew them prior to.
Yeah.
And I loved you prior to, and now you went down this slippery slope.
I can't be a part of that because I got this going on.
I can't let my kids see that, whatever the case may be.
So if you get yourself together, maybe you can come back,
and we can hopefully amend this thing.
That's a good example.
All right.
Good luck, John.
Hopefully we were able to help.
John Q, you got a heart?
Let's see here.
I don't have anything in TV that I need to share about.
No, Hijack.
Oh, Hijack is fire, by the way.
I'm finally watching it.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I finally watched it and caught up.
That shit is fire.
Stop.
Wait.
They said Hijack on Twitter is the number one show.
That shit is fire.
I'm not going to get carried away,
but I'm thoroughly enjoying it.
That shit is great.
Don't say nothing, because I'm about to watch it
this weekend.
I got to struggle hard
to understand them accents
and motherfuckers.
Oh, we put on
subtitles.
I can't watch TV
without subtitles.
Anything.
But it's great so far.
Yeah, it's great.
It's great so far.
Yeah.
I like that.
And I was telling you guys
like the past.
Hey, it ain't gonna,
I'm sorry,
ain't gonna be no TV reports
soon too so
let's get them all out now.
Let's get it in, yeah.
What do you say, man?
There's a series also on Apple called The Crowded Room.
I started it.
Tom Holland's Superman.
Yeah, I started it.
Or Spider-Man, I should say.
I started it.
I only watched one episode.
A little bit of a slow burn, but as it's getting further into it, it's getting really, really,
really, really good.
I'm going to ask you a question real quick, man.
How do you feel about what Tom Holland said about Hollywood?
How he's taking a break from acting?
Yeah, like how do you feel about that?
What do you think that is?
Well, after watching this series,
I understand why he said it.
He said that this particular role in the series
called The Crowded Room,
that he needed to take a break
because he's one of those actors
that gets method, real intense.
And he just said it really wore on him. to take a break because he's, you know, he's one of those actors that gets method, real intense, you know,
and he just said
they really wore on him
doing this role.
to the Joker?
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
But he said that I love,
he said something,
I love movies,
but I don't love Hollywood
or something like that.
He hates the business.
Yeah.
He hates the business.
He's trying to get
as far as he can away from it.
Yeah.
Yeah, exactly.
So, because, you know, you are, you know.
I mean, I.
Actress and actor.
Listen, I'm all for this younger generation of actors, actresses, athletes like Naomi Osaka.
Osaka, acknowledging that they aren't going to burn themselves out or, you know, compromise their mental health for the sake of work or for the sake of everybody's expectations of them.
They acknowledge when they have hit their breaking point and they need to take a break from it.
I really love that about them.
You know, I have an enormous amount of respect.
So for him to say,
listen,
I need to take a really long break,
assess what's going on in my life,
I think that's dope.
Because it is a really intense role,
this movie,
or sorry,
this series,
The Crowded Room.
Like, it's dope.
And shout out to Naomi Osaka and Cordae.
Oh.
They had a baby. Mm-hmm.
Oh, congrats.
Shout out to them.
Yeah.
I think more people is just, kind of what you were saying about Tom Holland, they just
realizing, they starting to see more, they're getting more information about the actual
business and it's just running people away.
Yeah.
I mean, I found his quote, he was like, I'm a massive fan of making movies, but I do not
like Hollywood.
It's not for me.
The business really scares me.
I understand that I'm a part of that business
and I enjoy my interactions,
but I'm looking for ways to remove myself from it.
You also gotta look at the names that we're naming.
These people are at the top of the heap.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, imagine it.
They can chill, they can fall back.
Y'all good?
Yeah, we good.
Oh yeah, we straight.
I was, yeah, we good.
No, no, no, go ahead, go ahead.
Anybody care about Quavo and Lori Harvey?
Got it.
I'm playing a record.
Thank you.
By a gentleman named Joseph Solomon.
This record is about coffee.
Okay.
Or women.
And it's called Black Like You. And it's called black like you and it's beautiful I'm like a, on a sofa With a guitar shaped like your body
While you pull a little sip And sway your caffeinated hips Brown skin, mama
The morning sweet when you're by me
Fill up my cup
You ask me how I like it, baby
My love, you already know
I take it black like you
I take it black like you
I take it black like you
Little sugar I take it black
Love me in the morning
With you
Love me in the morning time
Bare skin', no makeup
You're on my road in silk pajamas
Closed in, guarded
You came to me with caution
But when you're down, we're being strong
I can love you till you're soft
We can create our own
Safe space for love
So fill up that cup
Ask me how I like it, baby
My love, you already know
I take it black like you
I take it black like you Just like you are
I take it black like you Baby, I take it black like you
I take it black like you I have been feeling for a minute, baby
Sedimental for your sediment shade
Oh my God, you drive me crazy
Ooh, tell me where you come from
Let me hear your water
And we can make some new life what I love
And make them black like you
Baby, let's make them black like you
Cause I love you
I'll take you black like you
It's brand new music from Joseph Solomon
That record is called Black Like You
And your phones and DSPs right now
Shout out to him and his team
Beautiful song
Beautiful vibes he smoked at
And who doesn't like a good cup of coffee in the morning, man?
Shout out to him
Real earthy vibes.
Not that shit you be on.
Like I told y'all earlier in the show,
I am playing a record off of this Vaughn project.
I meant to say that last Arse Sleeper you played
was fire, fire, fire.
I was in the kitchen,
so I didn't get to say that on the air.
That shit was hot.
Arse, you smoked that, and it was hard, man.
Shouts, thank you. That was really good. Yeah, you smoked that and it was hard, man. Shouts, thank you.
That was really good.
Yeah, he did his thing on that.
The project is dope.
Yeah, I'm playing a record off of Von's album, Grandson.
His track is called Gangland and it features 4-2-Doug.
Let me hear you say gang.
Gang.
Gang. Gang. Gang. Say gang, gang, gang, gang
Murder, murder Lil' bitch trick, bitch just caught a murder,
murder Bad bitch, thick bitch, I'm the only nigga curvy,
curvy Niggas send that shit, I'ma sell in a hurry,
hurry On my hip, nigga, nothing less than a 30
Blow it, play with my ass, nigga, know where I'm going
In a strip club, order ones, I'm throwing them Plants, I'm pouring, game life, I'm torn
Out the light in the foreign, that bitch behind me, hellcat
Burned arms in a flight, I'm bored B-Lon, 40, don't order
Bitch, I'm the one, I can walk on water Yeah, free my killers
Not so many people really see my vision And feel not slipping
I'm real like busy, that feel like did it, I feel I'm trippin'
I really like killin', I fuck niggas bitch and I'm back for a livin'
Know a couple still sellin' crack for a livin'
That back with the pictures, a couple AR
Namin' bad bitch in the city ain't her
Come here, you say gang, gang, gang, gang
Say gang, gang, gang, gang
Trick bitch just called murder, murder
Lil' bitch trick bitch just called murder, murder Bad bitch, thick bitch, I call it murder, murder Lil' bitch trick, bitch just call it murder, murder
Bad bitch, thick bitch, I'm the only nigga curvy, curvy
Nigga send that shit, I'ma sell it in a hurry, hurry
On my hip, nigga, nothing less than a 30, blow it
Play with my ass, nigga, know where I'm going
In a strip club, order ones, I'm throwing them
Plants, I'm pouring, game life, I'm torn
Out the light in the forest
Bad bitch behind me, hellcat, burnt orange Send a flight, I'm boredin' em' Plants on porn, game life, I'm torn at the light in the forest
Bad bitch behind me, hellcat burnt orange, sent a flight, I'm bored
B-Long, 40 on order, bitch on the one, I can walk on water, yeah, three my killers
Right now, right now, got some niggas on trial, got some niggas in the ground
Got some niggas that told they don't ever come around
If they ever come around, I'ma blow their ass down
Damn, right now, right now, got some niggas over east, got some niggas in the deep
I just called 42, told them bring me a key, and we still pay for keys cause we still in the street I was doin' hits for the low, kickin' yo dough, make niggas over east, got some niggas in the deep I just called 42, told him bring me a key And we still pay for keys cause we still in the street
I was doing hits for the low, kicking your dough
Make niggas get on the flow, I fucked your bitch on the road
She at my show, nigga you know how it go
I know your homie he put, I know
I come to your city, lil nigga just booked
I see them lil niggas look, gotta watch how you move
Or your life will get too, boom
Gang, gang, gang, gang
Say gang, gang gang gang gang gang gang gang gang gang gang gang
gang murder murder little bitch trick bitch just called murder murder bad bitch sick bitch
i'm the only nigga curving curving nigga sitting that shit in that record is gangland king
vaughn 422 off of the Grandson album. In your phones today.
Sounded good.
Sounded good.
I'm going to play some shit from my brother CMR.
This is Midtro.
This is off his album Cocaine Plains and Palm Trees.
Another thing you need.
GTA, white city shit.
It's every nigga when you click, which your clicks rugged.
But most clicks filled with niggas that'll kick your crutches.
Act like a band of brothers but hold grudges
Falling out, beefing over bitches, bugging That's why I fly dolo like a boxer
Moving like Tony, no Manolos in this boxster It's a dirty game we play and I ain't trying
to get JFKs So I'm bending corners with the top up
Red, white and green flag Italian horses No sticker, ponder with the stallions
Courses of bosses, one that leads the troops My old heads did white lines in leisure suits
No look past the blow, magic your barshit High efficiency, tied for the washing
Rinse it, then spin dry, men lie, numbers do not
Coming through summer's new drops Maneuver like runners through blocks
Saquon Barkley a giant defiant, ain't I?
Michelle said the game was a trap, she ain't lie
Truthfully I wish she would've tried a little harder
To stop me from trying to be Nino in the carter
Hanging out with Dutterman and Keisha Leveled up to Somalias and baristas
Jesus what a change I made Lifestyle parlayed from the change I made
Two sides to a coin, the 8 day I prayed to keep my head up and my tail out the pen
flights to and fro, tail numbers in the wind, C for the win
racking W after W after W, been this man from a troubled youth
embraced me in all my bliss, I wasn't always refined, I evolved to this
from a pauper to a prince, a prince to a king, a king to a motherfucking god
I found that nothing in life is worthwhile unless you take risks
Nothing. Nelson Mandela said there is no passion to be found playing small and settling for a life that's less than the one you're capable of living.
I'm sure people have told you to make sure you have something to fall back on, but I never understood that concept.
That is The Metro by CMR off his album Cocaine Plains and Palm Trees, which is out now.
I'm going with Young Lady's name is Elena, and the song is Who Am I Now. All right. I watch the rain
Stuck on the pain
Some drops collide
Some stay behind
Others focus and see my reflection
Someone I barely recognize
Every time I open my eyes I know every day the sun will follow the moon And every golden summer burns out too soon
Wish I could be that certain too
Cause I know everything I was
But who am I now?
Who am I now?
I used to be someone who could sleep Now movies of mine play out in my mind
Try to find my way back to the story
Lie awake nearly half the night
And every time I close my eyes
I know every day the sun will follow the moon And every gold in the sun
But burns out too soon
Wish I could be that certain too
Cause I know everything I was
But who am I now?
Who am I now?
Always day, always night
They're just passing me by
Always day
Always night
They're just passing me by
That is Who Am I Now by Alayna.
Who was that?
That was a slap.
What was that?
Alayna.
Alayna. The oblong. Nah, that shit was slap. What was that? Elena. Elena.
I want it.
No, that shit was crazy.
If this was like the opera.
She was crazy.
If I had like some Vicodin right now or some shit.
You got mine, Parks.
This might take Vicodin a little.
You might pill up an ounce and throw that shit on and just start zoning.
I want Spike to drink one of these days.
Yo, what?
That's crazy. No, play your work. Alright, mine is
Molasses by... Oh, this is
a groove. This sounds upbeat
already. Asante.
Molasses.
How you feel?
I feel like Mel kicked your ass.
Let's go, Mel.
I feel like Mel destroyed you this week, so I feel...
Oh.
Black, ace, gray, short, and chest
Who move me like molasses, Big Mel?
Cause your sweet-eyed molasses
Tasted like magic
What's it with your face? You sign out, it's connecting At all times My lasses, tasting like magic New synapses connecting
Your treasure needs protecting
Can you do me a favor
And pay me for all this labor
I'm so happy you came
Cause I know that it's hard for you to open up
And now you wanna know if I feel the same way
Cause I feel everything
And I feel insecure
But let me reassure you
I'm thinking about all the good times
The presence is all I need and I'm counting on it
Just need a touch of you to push me through
You make me lose my mind
It's sexy
It is sexy, it's nice
Parity for game
You playin' some sexy shit to be after that
Fresh a minute, it's a dive You playin' some sexy shit to be after that. I tried to change that.
It's been like seven months now.
It's been a while.
Hey.
Uh.
Uh.
It go.
This shit hot, man Blood, milk, and Walking around in all that dolphin shit Hey
Kuwaku Asante
I think I'm saying his name right
That new Kuwaku
Nah
You play some celibate fire boy
I ain't gonna lie to you
Summer of celibacy
Right?
Yeah
I don't have any sleepers
Summer of celibacy What you? Do I have any sleepers?
Hey,
yes.
Summer of celibacy.
What you got?
I have no sleepers.
Will you be finding all this sexy music celibate like that?
You know,
by myself,
going down rabbit holes.
Okay,
all right.
Leave it alone,
leave it alone.
My mind,
leave it alone, Flip. I saw the look in your alone. Leave it alone. My mind. My mind. Leave it alone, Flip.
I saw the look in your eyes.
Oh, shit.
Salute.
Salute.
Big man.
My mind.
And someone else.
Go ahead.
The Redditor's going to make another little clip.
I don't know.
Make another little edit.
They get at me.
The fuck?
All right.
Yo, Reddit dudes.
I seen, it was a thread on Reddit about the water guns that we had here, the Spira joints.
And then it was like 70 comments complaining about the price of it.
It was $178.
And I had a good laugh to myself in bed.
Laying down like Whack 100.
Just getting a good good little laughing.
So I want to just tell y'all
I don't want to hear
anything else
about me or my life
from you
if you don't have
$200
for fun
for like some
entertainment shit
for yourself.
If you don't have that, then take my name off of the list of people that you can critique and bother and annoy.
I feel like there's other things for you losers to do.
Oh my God.
If that 179
really swayed
things in the household.
Do do do do do.
Pack it up.
And that's on that.
I'm dead ass.
I know y'all looking like,
oh, he's wild again.
I am dead the fuck ass.
We know.
Those water guns are wild. Niggas wanna, y'all don't get to, he's wild again. I am dead the fuck ass. We know. Those water guns are wild.
Y'all don't get to dissect all this shit we talk about up here.
You can't buy the water gun?
Oh, my God.
Did you see how it's talked?
Oh, my God.
I hate to flip.
Oh, my God.
And parks.
No.
No.
No.
I'm putting my foot down.
I'm putting my foot down.
Bro, Fab told you how much the Wi-Fi costs, man.
That's the problem.
That's the problem.
Everything else done got inflated except for Wi-Fi.
We're not rolling though.
We need to fix, that need to be fixed.
That'll change some shit.
I need elitism to hit the net.
That's what the problem is gotta tell it to you all right let's see here
I man another great part yada yada yada, fuck bitches get money Hold it down, have a blast, enjoy your summer
Enjoy your friends, your family, your hobbies, your vices
Do you, nobody else is gonna do it for you, you know what I mean?
Keep going
Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there
Hey, until next time, we bid you a do farewell adios
remember life is a series of moments hold up if you were mine and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all
we as if it's all we have been last but certainly not least I wouldn't let you
go of course you don't want to know what I mean? You cherish the day
I won't go astray
That's the problem now, you bitches be going astray
You need to listen to Sade
You won't catch me running
You're ruling the way that I'm
Last but not least, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
The closed-minded women want you to teach them things
grab you a towel and all you might need it show me how deep love can be that's why i put my whole
pelvic in that show me how deep love
that's inappropriate
extremely That's inappropriate. Extremely. Right.
If I would've did that, it's over.
Y'all and your partner ever come together at the same time?
Tell me about it.
It's lit.
Before we go.
It is very lit.
Who makes the noise first?
Probably me.
Wait.
Hey, that's her shit.
Why don't you just throw it down like that?
Stop, man.
I'm going to answer the question.
Why did you play that?
I'm being vulnerable.
I'm answering the question.
That's a nigga doing a DJ move.
Let's walk it out.
Let's walk it out real quick because I'm not laughing yet.
Nothing's funny yet.
You can be vulnerable here.
I'm comfortable, sir.
So one of y'all has to say
I'm about to come first, right?
Mm-mm.
Or one of y'all has to do
a body movement to say
you're about to come, right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know.
So you know.
So when you think
she's about to come
and you feel you about to come,
you'll start screaming first.
I ain't,
nobody say about screaming.
You say who makes a noise first. So you'll start moaning before she does i'm moaning already so you just
non-stop moan that's her she likes that she likes to hear the one you want me too i like let me hear
enough don't do that i love y'all we'll catch y'all same time next time moan first you can't
moan in front of you tell me what i could do with my girl you can't moan first. You can't moan in front of your family and tell me what I can do with my girl, nigga. You can't moan first if you're coming at the same time.
She has to make a noise first, and then you join in.
You're a tenor.
Okay.
I'm wrong.
You do what you do.
I asked the whole panel.
I'm not focusing on ice.
Because I think before girls start to come,
they start to get to a...
It works up to that.
It does.
So she already...
Making a little noise.
Yeah, she already, you know what I mean?
We moaning already, but when it's that point,
louder, we getting there.
Yo, let me get them glasses.
Ice is my man, I love Ice.
I love Ice.
That nigga start screaming first.
He don't care.
I give a fuck. He don't give a fuck. I'm not trying to impress these. That nigga start screaming first. He don't care. I give a fuck?
He don't give a fuck.
I'm not trying to impress these niggas.
Flip you.
And girls really like to moan.
Bruh.
I started moaning more because of her.
She was like, I love that shit.
I wait till she do it.
I used to be on some macho shit.
I'm like, I'm going to keep it in.
This nigga said, I started moaning.
Nigga.
Yo, I be on my macho shit.
Then she like, no, I like that.
Do it.
Some women like when you go on me. Celeste really love it. Yo, being on on my macho shit. And she like, no, I like that. Do it. Some women like when you go on.
Yo, being on macho shit during sex is hilarious.
It really is.
Like, what are y'all talking about as men?
As men shit.
Hold up. Hold up.
I'm telling you the truth.
We started this on men shit. We ended on men shit.
You can't hide your pimple.
And, wait, what that shit he just said?
Being on macho shit. what is macho shit during sex
should we take that to patreon yes we could yes we should a white older lady gets on the elevator
with me and all of a sudden she clutches her purse it made me feel some type of way and then
it made the whole situation uncomfortable because I'm pulling, she's pulling.
Listen, I'm just ending with a couple of quick little jokes, ending in a good mood.
I like this type of stupid dark humor. Here's the last one and we getting out of here.
Dad was a big time alcoholic.
Major league alcoholic.
Blackout every night kind of alcoholic.
But to his credit, my dad never once laid a finger
on either me or my mom, not once.
And I don't know if it was just because he loved us so much
or if he just hated my sisters.
But either way.
Yeah, I want to tell inappropriate
jokes like this, yo. I do.
But they would hang me.
Yeah, you can't.
Why though?
Because I'm not a comedian. Right. And if I said I was a comedian, then the comedians would come out and say though? Because I'm not a comedian. Right.
And if I said I was a comedian,
then the comedians would come out and say,
hey, you're not a comedian.
Right.
Fucking black ass nigga.
Yeah, pay your dues.
And they're redrawing the New York congressional map.
All right, I'm out of here.
Love you guys. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,