The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 645 | "Own 'Em Forever"
Episode Date: July 19, 2023Before hitting vacation, the JBP starts this episode with conflicting reports on the Travis Scott show scheduled in Egypt for later this month and whether or not it will still take place (25:05). Nas ...& Hit-Boy are slated to drop ‘Magic 2’ this Friday (1:04:18), Elliott Wilson & Rob Markman trade jabs in a series of tweets (1:15:20), and Boosie & his daughter are beefing online (1:40:40). Also, Ish calls out Adam22 for two of his recent episodes (2:05:23), other rap beefs continue including Talib Kweli & Consequence (2:16:38), Part of the Show returns (2:29:16), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Maeta - “ASMR” Ice | Lil Tjay - “June 22nd” Parks | Jourden - “Flow” Ish | Chikoruss - “Body Language”
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We got a long day.
After we talk about this at the pub?
Better save these words.
Y'all got a hard out at six o'clock.
Oh shit, I ain't got my shit.
Hey, y'all want to know too, why do black people, when they run across the street, they
always laughing and shit, smiling, right? You ever notice that?
Like, when they, like, watch.
Watch that shit.
They're not mad.
That's the one thing black people smile at. When they're running across the street, they hustling.
They start smiling.
Nigga, what's so funny?
How did the fuck I get across the street?
I got a problem with that.
What's wrong with you, yo?
I don't get that.
Why y'all smile at that?
They happy to be having legs.
They don't smile at good morning.
They don't smile at good afternoon.
They smile when they run.
Watch.
Watch a nigga run across the street. I'm going to pay attention. When the light is, when the light at good afternoon. They smile when they run. Watch.
Watch a nigga run across the street.
I'm going to pay attention.
When the light is, when the light is, when they're not supposed to run.
Watch.
Like, say if they walk in and the light change.
Yo, you are such a child.
When they're not supposed to be running across the street, watch them.
Watch them scurry.
Ayo, Joe, am I lying, Joe?
Have you, do black people, when they run across the street.
I got a driver, so I don't be looking at them.
I be on my phone.
I be on texting. Sleep. I got a driver, so I don't be looking at the nigga. I be on my phone.
I be on the text saying, sleep, catching a vibe, kick back, foot all on the front headrest.
Nigga, I calculated. I be laid back.
I calculated that shit five times.
Five times the other day.
And they just smile.
What the fuck is so funny?
They happy, nigga.
How you mad at a nigga for smiling?
Why are you smiling? Because I'm talking. New Yorkers is crazy, sir. You should smile. What the fuck is so funny? They happy, nigga. How you mad at a nigga for smiling? Why you smiling?
New Yorkers is crazy, son.
You should smile. New Yorkers just be walking
around mean mugging for no fucking reason.
And you what? That's part of the reason
I like New York. Why?
Because people mind their business.
See, when I look at people
in the street, when I look
from the backseat, laid
back, when I happen to... hey, what's taking so long?
When it seems that we're not moving,
when I look up, everybody look like
they got something to do.
Tunnel vision.
Yeah, everybody look like they are on their way
to do something on the phone, handling something.
Shit costs too much.
I don't know, I can't be paying attention.
That's why when we go down south,
we have a different attitude.
Good morning.
The good morning and stuff like that,
we don't know how to respond to that.
We think you up to something.
Good afternoon, huh, nigga?
What's so good about it?
You mad at the niggas for laughing
crossing the street?
When I go down south,
somebody in my family
has been up to something.
Update me on what's been going on
in the last few
years. I can't wait till October.
You stupid, yo. My cousins did
some shit. My cousins' nephews,
your little nephew's big now.
Oh, they grown now. Your little nephew's big now.
They robbing niggas.
Going to jail. They selling drugs.
Trying you when you come
through. Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, nigga. Come on.
Come on.
It's still here.
Flip just told you about his nephew putting his hands on him.
I put my hands on my cousin.
Your cousin. He put his hands right back on you.
Yeah, he put back, but so what?
Tired your dumb ass out.
I was tired.
I was.
I was mad tired.
That's the thing, because people are watching your skits and sizing you up for your fight
ability.
Are they?
Yes.
Before you came to the bar, too.
Yeah, because you'd be out of breath.
I thought you was taller and not trying to be funny bigger.
You'd be out of breath after you run around the car one time.
That's not true.
One or two times.
That's not true.
That's not true.
It got to be a little car.
I'd be on the air.
After you smack that plate out the hand and take a little run,
the video is going to end 20 seconds after.
Yeah.
Like clockwork.
It's definitely hard to move me. It's definitely hard to move me.
It's definitely hard to move me.
Pause.
They struggle.
Pause.
Pause that.
Pause.
Hold on.
How you doing?
You all right?
I could not be better.
Hey, let me just say this, man.
I'm better than I've ever been in my entire life.
Anybody listening that loves me, I want you to know that.
I'm feeling really good.
Thank you.
I saw 50 posted you and said he got a hold of your clip, an old clip you put together.
And I said said you know what
I watched this
that guy
you always come in here
with like your reaction
to the internet's reaction
I don't care
just chill out
nigga
alright
damn
you like the black person
from New York
that go down south
cause you make a big deal
out of things
that to me
shouldn't be
I liked it
I like how you put things together
you don't get your credit
I don't fuck with you like that I'm beyond I'm phony but I like how you put things together. You don't get your credit. I don't fuck with you like that.
I'm being honest.
I'm phony.
But I like you don't get your credit.
You don't.
You be putting shit together.
You be saying shit, and it be on the money.
I don't know.
In the Caribbean, they call that like a black tongue.
I meant to DM Fifth.
I did mean to DM him.
But then I forgot.
My day got carried away.
And then it hit me.
I would be so much better than the entire field
if I spent my whole day DMing celebrities on Instagram.
True.
Seriously.
True.
That's what these niggas be doing.
For sure.
Yeah.
I just be, I'm stuck in old.
It should be stumped over.
What you mean what I mean?
I'm saying it.
DMing celebrities.
They reach out to celebrities nonstop.
Correct.
Who's that?
Media.
Media.
Really?
Yes.
How do you think all that shit happens?
They do.
That's how all this shit happens out there, Ish.
If they don't go through a company, they DMing each other.
Yeah.
It's just me that ain't in there, chilling, ain't reaching out.
Because I don't know how to do that and still feel like myself.
Because there's a company that will go and do it for you for a fee.
And I'll pay.
I'll gladly pay.
Them niggas are harassed.
I will gladly pay to keep my balls.
Really?
Absolutely.
Yeah, but you're not going to get the good information or good interviews going through a company.
They'll fuck with Joe.
They might not fuck with Joe's PR.
What I'm saying is this.
You're talking to the guy
that's still going to get his own wood
to put his own cabinets.
He not busting the pot down
with none of you.
If he can do it,
if he can do it,
I'm going to do it.
No, it ain't about,
I said I'll pay.
I said I would pay.
He's saying you,
but you go to Home Depot. This nigga is's saying you... But you go to Home Depot.
This nigga is...
But when I go to Home Depot and buy shit,
I'm not DMing the nigga that I might not really fuck with
for no interview or none of that goofy shit.
Well, that's the thing.
They fake fuck with him.
They do fuck with him.
And I don't do that.
They appear like they do.
But you don't got to be somebody you don't fuck with.
There's somebody I fuck with.
It could be...
It's just somebody that you have had no
conversation with
in your entire life.
And I'm not DMing you.
I'll pay the company
to get whatever
we got.
No, I DM.
I DM before though.
I DM you.
If they follow me,
I DM them.
Thank you for
following me.
And people DM me.
I'm appreciative
when they DM me.
Oh shit, all right.
I get a lot of that.
They DM first over here.
If I really like what you do.
What?
They do.
But it's usually.
They get nuts up, nigga.
Yeah, he told you his levels.
He told you his levels.
He did.
No, not like that.
No, but you did tell him his levels.
I don't drag.
I'm just saying.
I got DM'd by a lot of people, too,
but I didn't say that.
No, I'm saying they do
what I said on the cross.
What's up?
What's up?
You got really offended by that.
Yeah, I'm not trying.
You know I don't shoot.
I'm not in the category.
I'm not your categorizer.
I know the things here that offend all of you.
Yo.
You got in the DM.
You got your DM group, celebrities who hit me first.
So they can say, I got a category.
Because you're able to, like he said, you're able to get a better, when they reach out
to you first, you're able to get a better interview.
That's not what he said.
They fuck with you.
No, that's what Park said.
No, that makes sense.
Then I would fuck with them personally.
But if Joe said, yo, I never had a conversation with you in seven years, I'm not DMing you.
Fuck, nigga.
Well, Fifth is different.
I can DM.
Y'all have a personal relationship.
I can DM.
That's a whole different ballgame.
You're talking about somebody with no relationship whatsoever.
But how would you be able to If somebody
A celebrity follow you
Right
And you've been a supporter of his
You wouldn't DM him
Like for the most part
He's following you for a reason
You wouldn't say
Yo what's up
Thank you for following me
You wouldn't DM him
Yo I like what you're doing
Blah blah blah blah blah
Yeah
Like certain niggas out here
That are inspirational
I understand how somebody
Would hit them
But you're not hitting them
For a financial gain
You're hitting them Just to say Yoall see you out there doing your thing salute
Do you have the same belief for a woman that you've had no history with or never had a conversation with?
He shoot right into it
You know I don't do that. I don't know that. You know I don't do that.
Well, I don't really do that. He try to find another. Yo you follow Lisa Ann?
This podcast off to a great start.
Can you show me?
Huh?
Who is she?
It's a porno legend.
Lisa Ann is a great white.
That's nailing Palin.
How do you know he follow her?
It's Reddit.
Duh.
Reddit.
I like that.
Actually, no.
No, that's the JVTV Twitter community, actually.
I mean, we would all guess that he would be following her anyway.
That adds up.
Yeah, that's right on the brain.
Lisa Ann is one of the greats.
She's one of the GOATs.
And she might be listening.
Salute Lisa Ann, because she fuck with the culture.
Yeah, she does.
Yo, you boy.
Yo, you boy.
Yo, that's my nigga right there.
What's wrong with you, yo?
That's my man.
You take these to another level.
You follow Lisa Ann?
I don't.
You don't?
I do not.
I don't think I follow any porn stars.
You don't?
No, I don't think so.
What do you think?
I don't follow Lisa Ann either.
Okay.
Yeah, I don't follow Lisa Ann.
Okay.
You follow a lot of motherfuckers, though.
We see you a lot of places.
You don't say?
Yeah, we see you a lot.
We know you've been there first.
Stupid nigga. I'm tired of you seeing your name pop up somewhere.
He a pilgrim.
Yeah.
You're a pilgrim.
Yo, you're one of the original settlers.
Oh, shit.
The Nina, the Penta.
I am taking this from you guys.
The pilgrims was there first?
Oh.
Oh, here we go.
Why you even ask?
I'm asking.
Y'all know I dropped out of school
I dropped out of school
I just got asked
Oh man
This guy's a fool
I'm not mad at the Lisa Ann follow
I'm not mad at that
That nigga take Lisa Ann straight to
Battletown
And tell his girl about it
She still look good?
This is Lisa Ann.
This is my girl.
Don't mind her.
That nigga take Lisa Ann to pound town tonight.
Stupid.
Now, all of that relationship shit will fly.
That's his hall pass?
Hey, she just grabbed on to Stan.
That's a good hall pass.
She's a pro.
Who's your hall pass?
Damn, we had a list at one point.
Bad Bunny.
Oh, shit.
Hey, Erickson.
Erickson, bring that Parks cam back.
Bring that Parks cam back this episode.
Yeah, yeah.
Bring that Parks cam back.
Parks is about to get it.
You just set a dangerous precedent, my friend.
You just set a dangerous precedent. Oh friend. You just set a dangerous precedent.
Oh, man.
I don't remember who you said your hall pass was.
I don't know any of you guys' hall pass.
I don't have a hall pass.
My hall pass is my girl's hall pass, too.
Like, she won her, too.
Cop out.
There is.
I hate her.
Doja Cat or one of them.
Dre.
Nah.
See?
I hate him. Dre? That's your girl hall pass, too? Yeah. She want him. I hate him. Doja Cat or one of them. Dre. Nah. See? I hate him.
Dre?
That's your girl, Hall of Master?
Yeah.
She want to fuck Dre, too.
So why you ain't get it done yet?
Because girls be all cap.
They say that.
They want to get it done.
They don't really be with the shits.
Sound good.
You don't know that it's all cap
until you try and get it done, though.
Well, Dre will show up. Who's whole passage Lisa no no make him do the
answer for God yeah
Oh holy shit what you doing Lisa you gonna repeat the nigga that's hilarious that's a friend of the show
she fire
stop
she's her
oh shit
that nigga
oh shit
here to talk about the real estate industry and all that's going on in it Here's Lisa Evers of Fox 5. I'm here with Antoine.
Here to talk about the real estate industry and all that's going on in it.
We know how you got there, buddy.
Oh, man.
Not Lisa Evers.
Come on, give us an answer.
Probably J-Lo.
Like somebody that's undeniable.
I don't really have no...
Caribbean women don't give out
Hall passes
So I got a pass on that
You out your hallmark
Nigga
Hmm
I don't
Please
You got a hall pass
You don't got a hall pass
That was your hall pass
You just used your hall pass
That right there
My hall pass
Is going to be some
Ghetto
Thick booty
Sashay
Ain't nobody going to know her There ain't even a pass sharpened in a pencil you have to
go find that huh how would you find them God God works through people you put it
right in front of me right on the elevator and boat a good I would have
the discussion with my
lady of course hey what you think of her something popped up she's pretty cool
same taste maybe not but maybe maybe hmm if she ain't hatin she's't hatin' Why don't she be She's always hatin'
If my baby ain't
The woman is always hatin'
That's not true yo
A lot of these cool chicks
Be with the fuckery
Not true-ish
They be fake with the fuckery
No disrespect
We can tell
They say they with it
Ish
I've never had no threesome
With my girls
None of my girlfriends
Alright there you go
But I know niggas that do it
What are they skin complexions?
They black What the fuck is you complexions? They black, nigga.
What the fuck is you talking about?
Nigga sure, black women.
What the fuck you mean, nigga?
I'm sorry.
Damn, nigga, relax.
I love that.
Yeah, because you stop your fucking fucking.
Because white women are the only one that's
OK with that shit, nigga.
That's not true.
Where you be finding your girls at?
Duh.
You always talking about some fucking historical,
monumental shit, yo.
No, it's not true.
If I fuck with more girls in my life,
then you got dishes in your house, nigga. You fucking crazy. Never, never. That's not true. If I fuck with more girls in my life, then you got dishes in your house, nigga.
You fucking crazy.
Never, never.
That's not true.
My jersey's up there.
My jersey's up there.
Bitches don't like niggas.
I heard about you.
You want to talk all day for fucking 1,000 hours.
Bitches don't like that.
Nigga, that's a trick.
No, you're wrong.
The funny nigga, I don't give a fuck.
You're wrong.
Because all you want to do is make love to these bitches.
I don't think you want.
I don't think you had that many dishes.
Nigga, you out your.
Who, me?
Your dog.
Nigga, that nigga's a sucker compared to me.
Who?
You out your mind.
That nigga's a sucker for love ass nigga.
I said dishes.
You a sucker for love.
I'm talking about the dishes.
You?
I don't know about you.
You a sucker for love too.
Stay over here, nigga.
You a sucker for love.
You out your mind.
You spend a lot.
Nigga, I'm in and out, nigga.
A-I-K.
I'm in and out like the burger.
You can write my name in the sky with one of them airplanes. Fuck your jersey, nigga. I'll pee on your jersey. There you are. You can't I'm in and out, nigga. A.I.K. I'm in and out like the burger. You can write my name in the sky with one of them air points.
Fuck your jersey, nigga.
I'll be on your jersey.
No, you won't.
You can't get fucked with my jersey, nigga.
Your what jersey?
Axe.
You got a t-shirt.
I got a jersey.
Your shit Michelin-esque, nigga.
The bullshit.
Oh, Phoenix.
My shit is the original shit, nigga, with Will Chamberlain and the niggas.
Oh, my God.
What's that brand?
Help me with the brand.
Look, Russell.
Yeah, discus.
Starter.
Discus, nigga.
Don't talk about starter, nigga.
You're violating my jackets.
I am crying.
They're what jackets?
They're not starters that you got.
It is.
Action, man.
Yo.
You called them niggas.
The smarter jackets.
Yo, it's cool, bro. Look at that nigga. Heard about you. You ain't hear nothing about me, Flip. It's cool, man. Yo. You called the niggas. The smarter jackets. Yo, it's cool, bro.
Look at that nigga.
Heard about you.
You ain't hear nothing about me, Flip.
It's cool, though.
I never see a nigga spit.
Nigga, what was your phone bill like, nigga?
What?
Did it matter?
I don't know.
Flip, were you against talking to a girl on the phone?
For a long time.
Huh?
Y'all niggas.
Nigga, at what age do you stop jonesing?
Nigga, that's his thing, right?
Zero.
Whatever age.
Y'all thing is to sit there on the phone
for a long time
and make love to a girl
to try to get her drawers.
No.
You trash.
Trash.
Trash.
You adding some bullshit in there.
Why is that trash?
Because that's corny.
Why?
I'm outside.
I'm going outside.
It's corny. Y'all niggas, it's corny. Oh. Y'all ain't going to hold you. You outside n Because that's corny. Why? I'm outside. I'm going outside. What's up? We're going outside when we go.
It's corny.
Y'all niggas is corny and old.
I ain't going to hold you.
You outside niggas is corny.
Y'all are very corny.
Y'all got to stop trying to hang your hat on that shit.
That shit is not as dope as you think it is. I'm getting to it.
Welcome to our vacation episode.
I'm getting to it.
It's really not.
I'm getting to it.
It's really not.
You can't be outside because there's a lot of people.
I don't want to be outside.
I don't want to be outside.
You don't want to sit.
You was talking.
It's good to have freedom to be outside and fuck bitches at the time I was doing it.
Okay.
I'm married.
I can't do it.
But it was good to be outside and fuck bitches at the time I was doing it.
Hey, Flip.
In and out, man.
What is he talking about?
I'm a starless king, nigga, without throwing money.
All right.
Ask.
You let them respond to him.
Who am I asking?
Everybody.
I doubt it.
But look, let me tell you something.
You get in their head before you get in their bed, nigga,
and you own them forever.
Respect.
So stop talking dumb shit, nigga.
That's that old shit.
That's old.
That's fire, but that's old.
It's an old line.
They should have rhymed for the little massage.
That's old.
I was trying to rock.
Like, wait, wait, separate.
I didn't want to be on that part of it.
That sounded kind of fucked up.
That was fire. That was fucked up. That was fire.
That was big time.
Stop talking about it, nigga.
You was a face painter.
Iceberg, call it what you want.
I know what I'm calling it.
Whatever the fuck you want to call it, nigga.
That's a nigga.
That misogyny jumped out.
You call it whatever the fuck you want to call it, nigga.
We a strong hand at it.
You had the strong hand from Scary Movie, nigga.
That shit.
Get your hands off.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
Hey, Flip. You had to see Ice face. You call it whatever the from Scary Movie, nigga. That shit. Get your... Hey, Flip. You had to see Ice Face.
You call it whatever the fuck you want, dog.
Holy shit.
Nah.
Nah.
I got...
That's the name of the episode.
I got female friends.
Own them forever.
I know about you, too.
I know about you.
You don't know nothing about me, Flip.
Not at all.
Nigga, I got female friends from 20 years ago.
You think so?
Yes.
That I could call.
Out the booth.
Yo, the audience don't have to hear this dick contest
that y'all are having right now.
It's not.
Oh, my God.
Y'all them niggas.
I'm sorry.
I'm not any of that, bro.
I forgot who I was talking to.
I'm not that.
That's it.
I'm just ish.
I ain't one of them.
I'm that nigga for real.
You locked him in the room.
Oh.
I'm me.
You locked him in the bedroom.
The door ain't locked.
Stay in the room.
Don't come outside when you're talking about nothing.
I know about you, nigga.
The door ain't locked.
I'm on your side.
You not on nothing. I'm on your ass. I don't lock no bitch in the room, nigga. I don't locked. Don't come outside when you're talking about nobody know about you. The door ain't locked. I'm on your side. You not on nothing.
I'm on your side.
I don't lock no bitch in the room, nigga.
I don't lock nobody in the room either.
The hinges are off.
Why you keep saying bitch so aggressively?
I don't lock nobody in the room.
But I don't lock no bitch in the room.
Good for you.
I don't either.
The door ain't locked.
It's unlocked.
They stay on their own, he said.
I heard that too.
You ain't hear nothing.
Shut up, yo.
Shut up, nigga.
Okay. All right, come on Shut up. Shut up. Okay.
All right, come on.
Your intro, please.
Welcome to episode six.
Everybody's jiving, but let's jive on that level.
If I love you, I can't lie to you.
Of course you can lie to me, and you will.
If you love me and you're going off with Maddie someplace, you're lying to me.
Because what the hell do I care about the truth?
I care if you're there.
Let Billie Holiday say hush now and don't explain.
All right, I accept that.
Of course.
Of course you'll lie to me.
Because I don't even want to care.
What does the truth matter?
And why are you going to be truthful with me when you lie to everybody else?
You lied when you smiled at that cracker down the job, right?
Lie to me.
Smile.
Treat me the same way you would treat him.
I can't treat you you must
you must because i've caught the i've caught the frowns and the anger
he's happy with you of course he doesn't know you weren't happy you cried at him all day long
you come on when i catch y'all because i love you i get least of you
i get i get the very minimum and i'm saying you know fake it with me
I get I get the very minimum and I'm saying you know fake it with me
Smoke them
Now all it is to leave James Baldwin speechless
My check one two one two one two I'm on vacay mode
lightweight of some light 2-1-2, I'm on vacay mode Lightweight Uggs, something light Little lightweight Greg, Greg Lauren Cargo You might have thought Shannon Sharp did it first
He didn't, it was me
It was me
You know what I mean?
Earthy vibes right now, earthy vibes
Sit after my girl, Mal
She should be on a movie set right now
You do what you want when you poppin'
You know what I mean?
Flip in the building, big library
I tried to change it with my hair
Uh, freeze here, y'all know the vibes
I'll wear my credit card now
Benzino
Thought a new dress would make it better
Flora Short Parks
I tried to wear it away
But that just made me even sadder
I tried to keep myself busy
I ran around in circles, think I make myself delicious
I took it away, I sexed it away
I read it away Sun dress on, little scrubs on Shout out to the girls wearing scrubs out there Tell me all the nurses out there, huh?
Hey
Little R in action, hey
Hall of Fame
Hey
Shout out to the snipers out there, the savages
You know
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My man Flip is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Poe is here.
Corey is here.
Erickson is here.
As I said earlier, Melissa is away working.
So she says.
We'll find out when she gets back.
How's everybody doing? Good. Feeling's everybody doing good great flip you all right
yeah okay you calmed down a little bit since the intro you said what you calmed down a little bit
since the intro you gotta calm down a little bit so you're doing like prayer hands over there like
just making sure everything is okay no everything is well okay good good my man my god yes get it what are you doing oh
I'm excellent he thought we go eggs how you do it either the same shit I'm out
of here you're on vacation I'm out you check that I almost came here with some
flip-flops on and I want to do it I want to debut on me I mean the grant the
Graham gotta catch him first yeah Yeah. Or vacation. Different soil.
Yeah. You don't want to wear those in these soils. Yeah. No, not over here. Not in America.
Yeah. All right. Come on. Let's. Oh, shit. Let's get right to it.
We want to start. Well, you know, we talked about the Travis Scott performing at the
pyramids before and reports are coming out saying that they have cancelled that
performance the Egyptian musicians syndicate has declared that they will
not allow Travis to perform they're saying that the rituals he performed
during his sets are Freemasonry and they don't want this
in front of the pyramids.
We had like some
satanic undertones
or something like that.
So they're not rocking with it.
Apparently it's been canceled
and it's a lot of money at play
that could be messed up now
because you know Travis is
over the top with everything.
For sure.
You know all type of
marketing dollars,
all type of ad dollars.
They probably got TV networks lined up.
Fam, this is a global live stream.
Yeah.
I mean, I was looking at it just now.
Kevin Hart got his show canceled before.
Egypt's is-
He dead.
They canceled all shows that goes against their tradition.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
They don't play out there.
They're not playing.
The Middle East period. They don't play out there. They're not playing. The Middle East period.
Like, they don't play.
I was just reading some shit about Dubai.
You can't dance in public.
Can't chew gum.
Like, these are actual fines that can get you arrested.
And you can't have your car dirty.
Or they'll tow it.
All that shit going on over there, man.
Not a crime in sight.
To who? Who? You. Not a crime in sight. To who?
Who?
You said not a crime in sight.
From what I heard, he's right.
I heard that.
Like, they don't play that.
They said, yo, you could be at a brunch, and you could take your Rolex off and just put it on the table and go use the bathroom for 40 minutes.
And when you come back, your Rolex is going to be right there in Dubai.
And UAE and all that shit, they don't play that.
Because niggas, they'll chop your hands off.
Okay. Okay.
Well,
so back to the...
That rolling might not be worth
my index fingers.
I'm not going to ask anyone
to cite their sources.
Y'all got it.
I'm not.
Y'all just say what you want.
Yo,
they'll chop your hand off.
All right.
All right.
You just said they didn't have
no Wi-Fi over there.
Who?
Dubai?
No, Egypt.
No, I'm talking about Dubai.
I know.
They tore your ass up.
You better chill out.
I don't want no problems with Egypt.
And they build better than you over there, too.
I know.
They do.
Yeah, they really do.
They should last the test of time.
Yeah.
They don't got no Wi-Fi.
I told y'all that they wasn't letting Travis Scott go over there.
Well, yeah, because I don't, you know, I'm bad at geography, so I won't speak to none of this.
I've never been to Egypt.
They like, yo, you stupid motherfuckers.
There's a KFC right across the street from the pyramid.
I tried telling y'all, right?
Okay, bro.
Parks did say that.
All right, bro.
He did, Parks.
I ain't been there.
Y'all ain't been there.
I ain't have to be there to know that they wasn't letting Travis Scott
goofy-ass go over there talking about some sicko mold.
I don't care how many dunks he got.
That's it?
Yeah.
Y'all think it's going to happen?
Absolutely.
It's your fault, though.
You caused it.
Everything is my fault.
You caused that.
I'm cool with everything being my fault.
You made a joke about it.
The Egyptians heard it.
They're like, now I have Joe making a joke.
You made them look until they roll the decks. Shout out to our listeners all over the world all over the world boy shots me when I'm outside
like the demo of the listeners like I'll be around it's in the Bergdorf elevator
kids look like the 19 yo love your podcast great to go to the second floor
to get something to eat it's somebody that's 60 plus. Yo, man, big fan.
Go outside.
It's a girl, my boyfriend.
It's a wide range.
It's a lot of them.
My boyfriend loved the-
It is.
It's a lot of that.
That's why you can't people please on this podcast.
It's impossible.
It's impossible.
It's too many.
It's way too broad.
It's too many vastly different opinions, vastly different demos.
A girl hit me yesterday and wrote me a book.
Yo, you're my favorite.
Yo, I love you the best.
Da, da, da, da.
But you got to tell me, why do you hate women so much?
Oh, shit.
Yo, fam, what are you talking about?
Like, what?
And you responded to her?
Did you answer her?
Yeah, I said, yo, dog.
I hate women because-
It started when I was young. Yeah, I said, yo, dog. I hate women because. It started when I was young.
No, I said, yo.
I said, she's like, yo, she said that we be cracking Melissa.
I said, you don't say I hate men when I do that to Joe or when I do that to Flip or when I do that to Ice.
If I disagree with their opinion, you don't say I hate them.
I don't hate men.
We just have difference of opinions about certain topics.
But you can't necessarily.
You can't hate women on this part. It's tough.'t necessarily... You can't hate women on this part.
It is tough.
Huh?
It's tough to hate women on this part.
He doesn't hate women at all, man.
He's so stupid.
No, it's tough.
It's tough.
It jumps out sometimes.
Well, we can do it like when Mel and I...
If you phone them, you own them.
Yeah.
That's what he's saying.
And we let it go right back.
I'm not touching that.
You got it. But it's comments like that that probably make the back. I'm not touching that. You got it.
But it's comments like that that probably make the girl.
I mean, it's not how you talk to Mel.
Get in her head, then you get in her bed.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Get in her head before you get in her bed.
If you fold them, you can fold them.
Pardon me, OG.
Pardon me, OG.
This guy's stupid, yo.
Own him, boy.
Forever.
Oh, he said forever. Ice backed out of that fight so fast. No's stupid, yo. Own him, boy. Yeah, well. Forever. Oh, he said forever.
Ice backed out of that fight so fast.
No, no, no.
Ice is the man.
I know where to pick him.
All right, Travis Scott.
SOBs it is.
They're saying it's happening now.
Now we're getting reports saying this is happening.
When is it supposed to take place?
Because Phil Nike flew his jet over there and landed on top of the pyramid.
He's fucking right.
Optimist Prime style.
You know how many millions of dollars
I got over here invested, nigga.
What's it going to take to make this happen?
Exactly.
That's all that means.
I give every Muslim over here some dunks.
Oh, what?
Nigga.
Sneakers, yo.
You can't say that.
Oh, my gracious, yo.
The sneakers part
Wasn't the
What's wrong with saying
Muslim
Tell me what I just said wrong
Go ahead
I'm leaving it open to the room
You know I'm dumb
I don't know
I go off
When Parkstar scratches his beard
I'm down with him
I agree
Something egregious was said
Maybe not
I don't know
I just quiet up
I got a zillion Muslim friends.
I would never disrespect.
You know who else be doing that a lot?
The racists.
They be like, yo, I got a bunch of black friends.
I can't do this.
No, after they say some bullshit.
I said the niggas giving somebody some sneakers.
You trying to say they don't have shoes over there?
I'm not trying to say that at all.
They may get offended.
They're canceling Travis Scott.
Then that's the other thing.
The whole crew would act like you said something wrong.
And throw you right over there.
You ain't say nothing.
I'm with them.
Yo, him?
Yeah, he did it.
I definitely had to adapt my podcasting style because of the landscape.
You don't say. Really? You for real? Get out of here. To adapt my podcasting style because of the landscape and...
You don't say.
You don't say.
Really?
You for real?
Get out of here.
Nah, not you.
This guy.
He just told y'all he want to sell this, right?
I heard you used to be wild.
I used to get calls on a weekly basis.
Yo, your man is bugging.
I'm super tame today.
I'm super tame.
No, I heard.
I heard.
Yeah, honestly.
You still let all the slurs in the world fly over here.
I'm glad I missed that.
Not just that, but just opinions.
I heard.
Everybody.
We don't have opinions, though.
No, I heard the gun was full and anybody could get it.
Everybody could get it.
I heard.
You just changed.
You grew.
But it's not so much. Phone rang enough times. No, but it. Everybody could get it. I heard. You just change. You grew. But it's not so much.
Phone rang enough times.
No, but it's not just podcasting.
And I'm not about the podcast.
I'm about podcasting.
But podcasting has changed, period,
from 2018, 19 to now.
Everything has changed, period.
I mean, it's basically a broadcast now.
It used to be a podcast for a reason.
There was a differentiation
because this is small and homemade and it's not now. Why does to be a podcast for a reason. There was a differentiation because this is small and
homemade and it's not
now. It's a broadcast.
It's no different than the artist who
come in the game on his early mixtapes, giving it up,
saying whatever he wanted to say on his records.
Then he get a little success.
Now you Doritos commercials.
Exactly. Now he going to shut the fuck up.
Facts.
It's so interesting though because if you pick one of the things that you're not supposed to say and lean into it, you'll be bigger.
Mm-hmm.
There's more of the people that support whatever you're not supposed to say than it is the people that want you to not say it.
That don't mean I want to say something, so please.
say it. That don't mean I want to say something, so please.
We just saw somebody win the presidency
of the United States by
saying shit that a lot of
motherfuckers want to say, but they scared
the death to say it. I woke up on my phone. It was a clip of
that nigga walking in front of Queen
Elizabeth. I'm not Queen Elizabeth.
Who the queen now? The queen
that just died. Elizabeth.
Yeah, he was walking right in front of Mosey.
That's a big law. You can't walk in front of the queen. That nigga was just right in front of Mosey. Like, that's a big law.
You can't walk
in front of the queen.
Nigga was just
walking in front of her.
She had to walk up
fast ass
to get in front of him.
You can't walk
in front of the queen?
I don't know.
No, you can't walk
in front of the fucking queen
who own 80% of the world.
Nigga, if I own
this block right here,
y'all can't walk
in front of me.
Walk in front of the queen.
You shoot me,
shoot him dead.
Shoot him dead where he stands.
I don't care.
Yeah.
I'm the who?
Yeah.
Okay.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
What were we talking about, man?
Travis Scott.
Travis.
Come on, Irvin Plaza it is.
Sony Hall.
There you go.
Come on, Best Buy Theater.
Oh, man.
All right.
Madison Square Garden Theater
come on
the theater
yeah
of course I'm talking shit
yo
you gonna see
take one of them
smaller theaters
all you gotta do
to make it equal out
is do
2700 shows a day
watch this
that show happening
that show's happening brother
In Egypt you guys feel
Yes
Right in front of the pyramid
They might build a new pyramid
There's four of them over there
Y'all gonna cause the Egyptians
To be upset
Why?
Cause
Don't get mad at us
No they might
Be clear like
When you talk about
Other countries yo
They take their religion
On a different level
Of seriousness
And they mad about
They got people buried
In some of those pyramids.
They're not there no more, Flip.
They took them out.
They in England.
They didn't take all of them out.
That's not true.
They took all the ones they found out.
I just watched a documentary
where they trying to find some shit, nigga.
I just said all the ones they found.
That's what that tells us.
Look, and when they find it.
I hate when y'all niggas talk like,
I just watched a documentary,
2023, where men were in Egypt, right, looking and found more kings and people.
Oh, me first, me first, me first.
What do you think they got right now?
You think they're still in Egypt?
Yes.
And then what?
These were Egyptian explorers that did it.
That's cool
The ones that recently
Found on Netflix
Yes
They're still in Egypt
When they found them
What did they do with them?
That's not the point
That's the point
They're still looking for more
They're not still
In the pyramid
Sleep
They take them
And put them
In a fucking museum
Of course
But it's cool
Look what Travis Scott
Has done to the community
Yeah word
Yeah word
Nah yeah Travis Scott You done to the community yeah word yeah word nah yeah Travis Scott
you got people not taking
yeah
put some respect
on your name
I am
thank you
definitely
thank you
no dunks for y'all
shut your pandering ass up
so why don't you
stand on it
so stand on it
stand on it
I pander
so if I pander
somebody has to stand on it
I'm standing on it
that show is happening
you're right about that.
Okay, cool, cool.
It's a lot of money at play.
Big money.
Not local money.
Big money at play.
Global brand money.
Okay.
It's different when global brand money start talking.
I shut the fuck up because they're going to do what they want to do.
And if they want this show to happen, global brand money is going to be coming.
Somebody tell me why Nike would want this show to happen so bad.
Because Nike has just unleashed
the Travis Scott line.
They just released a new line.
And their line is going to drop
whether that nigga's
by the pyramid or not.
They might have some other shit
dropping off of that.
That line is the number one sneaker
no matter what.
It looks like they're using
a lot of Egyptian imagery
in the merch and shit like that.
This is tied together.
Oh, so they want to exploit them.
Yes.
Yes.
Thank you. Which is not right. Okay. Oh, so they want to exploit them. Yes. Thank you.
Which is not right.
Okay.
Okay, right and profitable
don't necessarily have to be the same thing.
That's the right.
True, true.
True.
Because if it's profitable enough,
somebody's going to think it's right.
You ain't lying.
They might have a sneak one.
Nah, now Lil Baby got to smack the shit out of Travis Scott.
Now you got to find him and just smack him up. For, now Lil Baby got to smack the shit out of Travis Scott. Now you got to find him
and just smack him up.
For what?
Why Baby though?
Huh?
Because the world
is coming together
to make sure
his Egyptian Pyramid
concert is happening
and I can't go
get a theater over here
and y'all canceling my shit?
Yo.
So that nigga
can perform over there
and I can't even
perform over here
and get my slaps off?
You heard Astroworld album?
Yeah. You heard Birds in the T You heard Astroworld album? Yeah.
You heard Birds in the Trap Sing McKnight album?
Yeah.
You heard Rodeo?
Yeah.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Get your shit on ice.
Utopia is the next Travis Scott album.
If I was a betting man, I'm willing to bet this is going to be fire.
You heard Lil Baby last album?
That's why I don't care that that he canceling the pyramid show because the fact that he thought to go perform over there
tell me his heat on it now it's absolute heat on there now you say have i heard little babies last
time which one it's solo it's only me yeah solo yeah because slaps why you had my voice get low what happened
it's levels
it wasn't
it's levels
Astroworld
it wasn't none of those
it wasn't Rodeo
none of them
Travis Scott makes
great albums
he does
great music
period
well people can make
great music and bad albums
he made great projects
I'm Dick Ryan
fuck out of here
alright
well good luck
let's just say what it is
man
hey listen you good you good I bet you it's gonna be some Nikes in that sand I'm Dick Ryan. Fuck out of here. All right. Well, good luck, nigga. Let's just say what it is, man. Hey, listen.
You good, you good.
I bet you it's going to be some Nikes in that sand.
You best believe that much.
That's all I care about.
It's a Nike.
It's going in the sand, dog.
What is up with you, man?
He right.
We shall see.
We going to see.
We going to see.
And look, if I'm wrong.
Is it going to be black air forces?
Ish, you come in all the time and tell us how all that American power shit don't mean nothing.
Other places in the world,
they're getting rid of the dollar.
They got the brick.
These places have united
and they're getting rid of it.
So why on this topic
do y'all make it seem like...
You go ahead.
Well, let me say it first.
Do y'all make it seem like
all of that power of the dollar shit
is supposed to be that influential
over there?
Because Nikes are so worldwide.
Yeah, this is global.
It is a global stream of this guy performing in front of a pyramid.
You think the pyramid people give a fuck about them dunks?
Them niggas wore sandals.
They'll throw a frank at them fucking.
They wore sandals.
Holy shit.
They did.
Yo, listen to what I'm saying.
Outside of Nike, it ain't just Nike.
They don't give a fuck about Nike.
Who else is it?
Dog, do you know
how many ad dollars
are going into
this particular performance?
Is it going into Egypt?
I don't know the relevance
that that has in Egypt.
Nike don't run
the streaming service
that's going to broadcast
it worldwide.
In order to broadcast,
you need to set up
a camera over here.
And guess what?
And they've already
started doing it.
You're not pulling it.
We might have spent
$20 million to get this shit
available for being broadcast. You think that pulling it. We might have spent $20 million to get this shit available
for being broadcast.
You think that's going to
throw that money away?
Those places have a lot of it.
I think that you have conflicting ideologies.
It's not about being idealistic.
I'm telling you that.
Yes, I agree with what you're saying.
In the world,
why do them niggas care?
Because even in Egypt,
a nigga's getting a check.
A higher up is getting a check
in Egypt. Oh, they got to cut a bigger check.
They will. Oh, they will.
It's July 20th. When
they going to do it? They just came out.
The report just came out. And then Nike came
right back out. No, no, no. It's still happening.
Yeah. That says
the checkbook is open. Yes.
What do I got to do?
I'm telling y'all, disregard them reports.
We got it.
And I'm telling y'all, the same way Tekashi came home and drew rainbows and the sun on some walls and had the star tenders come dance,
they got the artists right now drawing some pyramids on a little backdrop.
They got the artist right now drawing some pyramids on a little backdrop.
Hey, they got the set designer right now building some shit.
That nigga going to be, hey, hey, hey. Building some shit.
We going to Ethiopia.
That nigga building a pyramid.
I was about to say, that nigga fucking around and got a Ferris wheel on top of the tip of the pyramid.
You out your mind, dog.
You going to see. All right. your mind, dog. You gonna see.
Alright. Name... This might be...
I want to leave this because I don't think it's that big of a deal.
But this might be one of the boldest
things I've ever heard in music.
It's up there?
Like to promo some shit. I don't think I've ever heard
nothing this bold. Kanye was
bold when he was like, yo,
at 9 p.m. on these buildings all over
the world I want my video to play that was hard that was hard that was pretty
bold I also thought that young thug team was bold for putting a big ass hologram of the album cover across the Supreme Court.
I pray that wasn't real.
I think it was.
That is pretty bold.
Hip hop is bold.
And that's why we love it.
But at some point, bold has to cease to exist.
And I'm going to assume that it's the pyramids.
If not the pyramids, then what?
Well, no it don't.
Them niggas just went to try
and look at the Titanic again.
Bold could go.
Bold could go into the...
And I can.
Yo, what is...
People die, Dish.
Yo, swoosh, swoosh, Nike.
Did they?
Oh, that's why.
I was trying to tell you
Oh my god
I just did the science
That's Drake-ish
Yeah that ain't the regular Nike
Yeah
You are
You
You are a Nike spokesperson
So you want this to happen
I mean if y'all want to
Yeah
I'll take a pair of dunks
Yo
Give me a check
And fuck y'all out there
For looking at our last thumbnail
And calling us
The worst dress podcast
In the world
So
Fuck that
Nah
Fuck y'all
I ain't trying to be the best dress
I don't give a fuck
I'm not here to
This ain't a fashion show
Nah but we
Go look over there for fashion shows
We look a little crazy
I don't give a flying fuck
As a team
As a unit
I don't care Yo I thought Flip Was supposed team, as a unit. I don't care.
Niggas been saying, yo, I thought Flip was supposed to be the fat one.
This nigga is stomach all out.
I'm like, oh, all right, fam.
That's what you doing?
You looked.
You let them fashion you.
Oh, you reading comments now?
I didn't say I don't read the comments.
You always read the comments.
He say you don't.
I didn't say I don't read the comments.
Well, that's what you got to do when you read comments.
You said that.
You got to say, I don't read none of that shit.
And then read them all.
I said that.
Duh. Fuck. Niggas tore my ass up. Y'all just said, why?'t read none of that shit. And then read them all. Duh. Fuck.
Niggas tore my ass up. Y'all just said, why?
And bastards.
Y'all know my stance on the comments.
My jeans not dirty, you stupid motherfuckers.
Go to somewhere other than Marshall.
Now you mad at the niggas.
Can you tell the rest of the audience what you're talking about?
Yo, they think that it's me wearing dirty jeans because they are purple jeans.
And the purple jeans have the, you know, the fade, the wash.
The non-wash.
But they might not know that, so get a lead us on them real quick.
Yeah, I don't want to do that.
Get a lead us on them.
You just did it.
You do do it.
Call them dusty niggas like you wanted to.
I don't do that.
You just told them they shop at Marshall's exclusively.
You definitely said that.
You do that.
You just said go shop somewhere else.
I fuck with Marshall's.
You didn't get them jeans from there, though.
I did not.
Or that shirt.
Them reddit niggas
made a post about my
little rant I went on
about them being too
broke for the water
girls.
Yeah they was bad.
They was tight.
I loved it.
I loved it.
Watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
If it don't apply
let it fly.
But other than that
watch your mouth
cause I pow pow back.
And it don't feel good.
We'll see Travis next week in the sand.
Okay.
I doubt it.
That's it.
Michael Rubin is somebody that we don't know yet.
There's something happening with him that nobody is aware of.
He might be part of Blackstone.
Blackrock. Blackrock.
That too. Vanguard.
Blackrock, yeah.
Am I saying Vanguard right? Yes, you are.
Yeah, now he's part of something else.
Y'all keep
beating me down, but I'm going to get to the bottom
of it. I'm calling Taylor Rooks.
You're not going to get to the bottom of it.
I'm calling Taylor Rooks.
Why do you think you...
And you call Lisa Evers.
We're going to get to the bottom of this
motherfucker here.
This is above Taylor Rooks.
He's something, somebody, something.
He's something.
That fan duel, what is it?
Fanatic.
Cool. Some more.
Super Bowl party?
Awesome.
No.
It's not adding up.
Math ain't mathing?
No, it is mathing so far.
There's just another something that's missing out the equation.
It is mathing.
It's a lot of math.
It's all math.
Them zeros.
But there's something left out of the equation that I don't know.
Maybe y'all just don't believe that could exist.
That's possible.
What I'm telling you is math-based.
I looked at the whole museum party
and that shit did look fly.
It did.
It did look fly.
It looked real fly.
And that's fly to do
on the 50th year of hip-hop.
I reported on it wrong
because I was there so I was so I reported on it but seeing all of them
there and seeing the exhibit seeing how happy everybody was getting to see the
people together the party that they're through afterward the money that they
raised the Sean Carter Carter foundation all of that was great and i looked at that she was like all right
black that's black beauty right there thanks and five minutes later i said and it still didn't
look like that fucking michael rubin party um i know y'all don't think it's odd Exclusivity is part of the Michael Rubin party
Exclusivity is part of all of these
Parties
But Michael Rubin party was a little more fun
This one was a little more formal
It wasn't really the women there
I think it is impossible to get all those people together
Just for fun
That's what's part of my point last time
I kind of got overlooked
All of those people will never be together just for fun.
Ever.
Ever.
July 4th weekend.
Ever.
It's a little strange.
It's a little strange.
Ever.
Maybe I don't see it.
Yeah, I don't see it.
It's a little strange.
When you get the reputation of either be here, it's like FOMO.
Like, I got to be there.
That's where it's at this weekend.
We already know. We've known months in advance. Yeah, I got to be there. That's where it's at this weekend. We already know.
We've known months in advance.
Yeah, but you act like these people are the party people.
Ice, these ain't people that, all of these people don't get FOMO.
Yeah, this ain't Saucy Santana.
No, I'm not.
Kim Kardashian ain't waking up and getting FOMO.
Tom Brady ain't waking up.
It's just like motherfuckers that go to the Met Gala.
It's like, yo, I know I got to be at the Met Gala because that's where they all at.
But it's not.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Great.
Great example.
It's not like the Met Gala.
And it is because that's business, too.
That's what I'm saying.
There is a business related interest at the Met Gala.
Everybody is donating money to a cause.
You get a plus one.
You know what this is. The fashion one. You know what this is.
The fashion people, you know what this is.
It's a staple now.
It's a business.
You wouldn't get all of the Met Gala
people together at a party if it wasn't
a business. Correct. I don't want to sound
like I'm repeating myself, so I'll wait till I speak to
Taylor Rooks and some other people. I'm going to investigate
and come back. I'll be back.
Now, my investigative reporting may shun me
from these events for life.
I put that on the line for you guys.
Joe, stop it.
What?
Stop it.
Hold on, man.
What?
I put that on the line for my guys.
Was there invitation in the first place?
No.
All right, so stop.
No, let me stop.
You had to make me say something that I shouldn't say.
I want you to say it.
What you mean?
Why you got to stop?
What do you mean?
That don't mean that the invitation can't come with a level up.
That don't mean in three years he can get an invitation.
I'm not saying he can't.
I should have texted 100 people and been there.
And I was about to say.
What are you talking about?
So why you didn't go?
But that's not the invitation.
That's different. It's different. But that's not the invitation. That's different.
But that don't mean he can't
get an invitation next year. I don't think he can't get an invitation.
That's not what I'm saying.
Why you didn't want to go then? Because he would have to
DM celebrities. He just talked about
not letting them do that. Okay.
If he asked me to go, I would have went. If any of them ever
asked me to go, I'm going. Okay.
But if you don't ask me to go and I don't
need to be there, I'm not winning something, I'm not being honored, then what am I? What, I'm going. Okay. But if you don't ask me to go and I don't need to be there,
I'm not winning something,
I'm not being honored
in something,
then what am I?
What?
I'm serious.
You gotta be honored.
And that was my whole thing.
If they asked you to go,
you'd be honored.
100% I'd go
if you asked me to go.
Yeah.
What you mean?
Do I give off a different energy?
No.
Oh, okay.
No, not with regards to Jay?
No.
I'm talking about
the Michael Rubin party.
If you would have got to,
like right now,
you give off the,
nah, something going on
over there type of shit,
but if you would have got
the invite,
I would have been there
saying something's going on,
though.
Or you might have had
a different opinion
when you left.
No.
I ought to be French Montana.
What's going on?
Come on, somebody.
Come on, somebody in here.
Hey, Donovan Mitchell,
what's up, bro? Where's theovan Mitchell, what's up, bro?
Where's the secret room?
What's up, bro?
I know there's a secret room.
What's going on here?
You got nothing to move in these parts.
I brought some coke.
It ain't what they got.
Yeah, they probably got that.
It ain't what they got.
Put that back.
They might miss some of the block shit.
Nah.
It's just.
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It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's just. It's Keep your New Jersey coke over here. Good weed, some good weed.
Joe, they came from Cali.
They have planes, helicopters from Cali.
These niggas might have had El Chapo nephew downstairs.
What are you talking about?
Hook it up.
Fuck.
A refinery in the basement.
You talking about some.
I got coke.
No, you're right.
What?
El Chapo nephew is definitely down there chilling.
He was there.
You party?
No, I didn't even question.
I ain't with you, partner.
Chill out, dog.
It's part of the grab bag when you walk in the door.
Party favors right there.
Yo, Gotti went from the Jay-Z museum shit, taking pictures.
Then he went to the White House.
They caught Jill Biden walking up
standing right next to him
he shook her hand
and she shook his
and they just watched
I was like
I love hip hop
hip hop is so
I love it dog
hip hop is so
powerful
and beautiful
everywhere
you would never believe
where this shit
will take you
Young Gotti and the White House
is fire
that's what I got
from the Jay-Z
Young Gotti and the White House is fire. That's what I got from the Jay-Z. Yo Gotti and the White House is fire.
But what's his story?
How is he able to move around the way he does?
In your opinion.
He's a successful businessman.
I don't know what business he has at the White House,
but I'm sure he has something.
He owns a soccer team.
Oh, okay.
He owns a soccer team.
Yo Gotti owns a soccer team.
D.C. United.
Oh, shit.
Oh, I didn't know that.
You lying.
Part of the ownership group. Yo, Gotti owns a soccer team. D.C. United. Oh, shit. Oh, I didn't know that. You lying. Part of the ownership group.
Yo, Gotti, what up?
See?
See, I don't want to talk no money shit until I'm part of like an ownership group.
Come on, take my couple hundred thousand.
Flip it upside down.
Come on.
Put me down, man.
Go hard like Caesar.
What's up?
God, forgive me.
See?
Nope. I'm not taking nothing out
Yo your man corny
What do you mean
What do you mean
You know what I'm saying
They got a nice group for you
Yeah nah that shit is fly
I like that
Shout out to Yo Gotti
Shout out to Yo Gotti
I mean
He's running
One of the most successful record labels that we have.
But again, those record labels, and if that's your start, it allows you to diversify and put your money in other places.
True, true.
And that's where they can't keep you out.
I got it.
You get what I'm saying? the museum, dog, in 50 years, motherfuckers went from breakdancing on a corner
playing in the parks
to your name being
in all your lyrics
on a fucking museum.
They was getting kicked out of that.
Yeah, like that's...
That library.
That's crazy, dog.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that's...
Jay-Z and them niggas
doing videos
in the fucking Louvre.
Word.
We shut the Louvre Museum down
for my wife's video.
And the place that don't
allow cats. That was bold.
Like, come on, dog. That was pretty bold.
That's another bold one. What are we talking about?
Yo, y'all got a little rap beef?
Yeah, I'm gonna premiere my rap single
Dissing a Nigga. In front of the Mona Lisa.
At Fashion Week.
Oh, yeah. And had a shit blasting
sitting next to the richest nigga in the world.
Hip hop has come mad far, dog.
In 50 fucking years.
Speaking of bold, right?
I wonder why,
I'm thinking back when
at the end of Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
when it used to air,
like remember the Times video
would premiere and debut.
I wonder why that relationship
stopped between the big five channels and the music industry.
Social media.
I don't know.
It stopped long before that.
It stopped long before that.
It did, but nobody ever.
Actually, we don't even know nobody else that ever played like that besides Michael Jackson.
It was only one person.
Yeah, it was only one person.
Nobody ever got to that level of dominance.
Yeah.
of Dominant where, yo, dog,
8.30 on a Thursday night,
primetime TV,
shit was stopped
for Michael Jackson's
new video.
I saw the jam video
that way.
Remember the times?
Black or white,
I saw that way.
For sure.
Was Scream that way, too?
Oh, that was after.
Scream was trash,
so I don't know
what happened.
I remember.
Scream might have been
the last of them
That did that
That video was crazy
Yeah that video was
Ridiculous
Scream had a crazy debut too
I remember
Remember the times
I remember the time
Niggas was
That was advertised
Bruh
Magic Johnson
Eddie Murphy
E-Mind
E-Mind
Like come on dog
Primetime TV
Yeah
How could you not have lived
Magic Johnson's
life and contract HIV it's hard that's what I'm saying that nigga been him
longer than I've been alive yep longer this been alive dog They was rookies
I'm putting my dick in
I was born in 76
They was rookies in 79
80
Yeah so longer than you
He ain't been
Oh well yeah
College
He was fucking
High school or college
Yeah
You right
I can't wait till season 2
Of the Lakers
Me too
Me too
Are we gonna get it
I hope so
They might finish our race
That's done already
Might have our Hope so But yeah They ain't give us They might finish already. That's done already. I hope so.
But yeah.
They might give us a trail and then I'll be done.
But I think it's done.
Michael Jordan, 80s, no condoms.
What?
I'd be saying I'm him, but it's relative.
We got to start putting the asterisk next to our hymns
That is true
Lakers winning time
Season two premieres
August 6th
Let's go
Not even a month away
We right there
Y'all better cherish
These shows that you never seen
Man
Yeah
Y'all better cherish them
Oh speaking of shows and shit
They were saying that
Netflix stock
Jumped tremendously
Netflix was taking a hit due to all the password shit
that they put in.
Y'all know about the, okay.
With the writer's strike and everything,
it puts them in position with their catalog
for now an influx of people to run a Netflix.
And their stock jumped.
Makes sense.
They called it a, it was some like opportunistic advantage
that they had.
That makes sense.
Oh, okay. I thought the stock skyrocketed opportunistic advantage. That make sense? Okay.
I thought the stock skyrocketed because of the physical 100.
I'm sorry?
You saw that?
I don't even know.
Yeah, I don't know what that means.
What is that?
Okay.
Whatever your vice is,
you don't have one.
Me neither.
Now or later.
Now or later?
You. Fucking child. Now or later. Now or later.
Fucking child.
Whatever your advice is on a late night.
Ice cream. At like 10pm
get you your advice.
Get into bed when you're in a good mood
and put in the physical
100 on Netflix.
You know after Squid Games took off
they went and got
all of the Korean...
South Korean shows.
Yeah.
Yeah, Korean shows.
And this is another
competition show
where they take...
Yo, stop playing, yo.
Stop it, man.
No, I want to know now.
I'm reading.
No, it's really the physical 100.
It's 100 of the most diesel-built competitive Koreans from everywhere.
Body building, from sports, from just whatever they do.
And there's different tests, and they try to figure out who's the strongest
until there's one person remaining.
Okay.
Do you die if you lose?
No, you don't die. Oh, okay. No, you don't die in this one, but... there's one person remaining. Okay. Do you die if you lose? Oh, no, you don't die.
Oh, okay.
No, you don't die
in this one, but...
He's getting fucked up.
It's funny, yo.
What?
Tell us.
You have to watch it.
I can't tell you.
It's funny.
Like, I think the first
competition was
you just had to hang.
Nigga dog.
Now, also also I just
Yo I also
That's the strife
I also left the fair
The Meadowlands fair
Over there
And one of the games was
Can you hang
For a hundred seconds
And people was
It was a big crowd
At that shit
And I look like
Of course I can hang
For a hundred seconds
Then you realize
How long a hundred seconds is
But a hundred seconds
After I stood there
Is a really long time
To just
Hang your own body weight Tell me So anyway 100 seconds. Then you realize how long 100 seconds is. But 100 seconds after I stood there is a really long time to just hang your
own body weight.
So anyway, that's the first
competition. So they pull this big
ass crane down from the sky.
Now, they break
them up in groups. 50 over here, 50
over here. That's the one whack part about
this. Once you watch this group do it, you gotta
watch this group do it. But it's so compelling
these niggas grab the thing.
English ain't
matching the words, the voiceover.
It's like, wow, he's trying.
Ah!
Yo, so what's the penalty?
You're off the show.
They go from 100 to 99.
You're out.
It's over, nigga.
Just check it out.
This ain't an ad.
Just check it out.
But yeah,
the physical 100
is hilarious
if you are sick.
How many seconds
y'all got and you pause?
I can do the 100.
I can do the 100.
You think you can hang
full body weight
for 100 seconds?
Oh, I know.
I'm out of there
about fitting. It's like, nah, I probably got like 30 seconds in me. you think you can hang full body weight for 100 seconds oh i know i'm out of there about
about fitting it's like no i probably got like 30 seconds in me i got 45 100 is a long time
no i got a minute i got a minute 60 for sure i'm talking about without a doubt
now do i think i could get close to the 100 maybe but i've never i don't know
The 100, maybe.
But I've never, I don't know.
Flip.
Shit.
Shit.
I can do 40.
40 what?
Seconds.
Could.
40 seconds of what?
These shits was strong.
I'll do it.
They strong. They strong.
No, those are strong.
They strong.
Let's do it.
They anchored in there.
Yeah, they are strong.
Yeah, you can do it.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I'm dead ass.
Go ahead.
Pull the shit up.
No, let's do it over the table, though.
Exactly. Man, I don't know if. Pull the shit up. No, let's do it over the table, though. Exactly.
Man, I don't know if some shit's that strong.
Yeah, exactly.
No, that's in the beam.
No, yeah.
This is mounted.
Yeah.
That's in there.
That ain't coming down.
Hey, stop.
The good beam.
Steel beam.
It's in there.
That's in the steel beam?
Yes, sir.
Yo, let's do it.
If you can do it, go ahead.
If you can do that for over 40 seconds, I'll give you $1,000.
Oh, my God.
Yo, move these tables because I'm telling you now.
I've seen too many commercials with my nigga.
Get that nigga a ladder, not that boot.
Ain't it a ladder back there?
Yeah, it's a ladder.
He ain't going to be up there for 20 seconds.
Yo, 100 seconds is hard.
That's a long time, dog. Flip to that. Flip to that, man. You're doing it. Come on. All right, we're going to be up there for 20 seconds. Yo, 100 seconds is hard. That's a long time, dog.
Flip, sit down, man.
Flip, sit down, man.
Yeah, do it.
Come on, come on.
All right, we're going to do it on break.
Come on, come on, sit down.
Sit down, you my man.
No, I'm not.
No.
No, the second we break.
But let's do the show on break.
We'll do it.
We'll come back.
I would like to see it.
Who's doing it with me?
I'll do it.
Park said he got the honey.
I got the honey.
Since we talking about
The physical 100
I see something up there
That say
Ish has an ab roller
Oh shit
Oh it's the shit
That you roll on the floor?
The wheel?
I bought a new
I used to
Have you seen all them comments?
Nah
I bought an order
A few years ago
I just took it out of the box
Yo dawg
Comments made him
Take it out the box
Huh?
Took the clothes off the Peloton?
Go ahead.
Back in the day, maybe about 15 years ago.
30 years ago.
Dog, I used to use the ab roller that just was the bar with the wheel.
Yeah.
Right?
That's the ab roller.
What are you talking about?
No, no.
That's the ab cruncher. I'm going to tell you what I'm thinking about.
So that was the original ab roller.
But you got one of them shits like that.
$7.
A little $7 joint.
Dog, I could literally damn near kiss the ground.
I could get that low and come.
I probably had about $25.
And that thing is hard, boy.
That shit is hard.
That shit is hard.
That's right.
My nigga.
Now, it just going to show you how your body be going on a decline if you not active.
Fam, the new one, they got one you sit your elbows in on some cheetah shit.
It sits your elbows.
It's nice and comfy.
Got the little rubber pads.
What do y'all need up?
Fam, I got down there.
Couldn't get up?
My shit been hurting for the last three days.
I probably did six reps.
My shit is on fire right now.
Why you bring it with you?
We could have did a Patreon.
Yo, sitting in this chair, my shit is on fire, dog.
I promise you, that shit was the hardest shit I ever did in life.
With the elbow shins?
And it help you.
So once you extend all the way, it give you a little.
Push back.
Yeah, it got like a.
Come back.
And that shit was a monster, dog.
You did six in one.
Yeah.
Fam, that shit was a monster.
Put that shit back in the box.
My shit been sore for three days.
That shit going back.
No, no, no.
My shit been sore as hell for three days.
So I can only imagine
how I used to do
the bar with the wheel.
The real one.
That shit don't give you
no assistance,
no nothing.
And I could do
20, 25 of them shits.
We talking about prostate.
You got to get your abs.
I'm telling you.
That shit was a monster, dog.
Our old asses,
I'm telling you.
I used to roll it.
You could do it.
Yeah, I know you're fucking
Bring the roller in with you
I'ma bring it
You're a bad prostate
With abs
You're gonna kill it
You're gonna kill it
Out here
You know what I mean
Little colon
Ain't never hurt nobody
Yeah nah
But dog
That shit was a monster
I'ma bring it in here too
Bring it in
I am
Yeah
I'm not saying
I'm gonna body it either
Please
I'm not gonna body it
I'ma do a couple
I'ma do a couple for the camera That shit is real B I'm not going to body it. I'll do a couple.
I'm going to do a couple for the camera. That shit is real, B.
No, it's tough.
That shit is real.
That roll is tough.
That shit is hard.
That's tough.
And again, I got the cheat.
And that shit still got my shit on me on fire.
You got things you can't do five?
I got five.
I got five, man.
Hold on now.
Ten is a mile.
This whole episode is like a dick contest.
It really is.
Nah, you got to be able to do five.
Oh, no, yeah.
The real will.
Oh, no, I'm going to fall.
I'm going to go.
Oh, yeah, I'm not going to be able to get back up.
I'm going to go down one, and then that'll be it.
That's it.
Come on, what else is important besides our ass?
Yo, we were talking about home and the museum,
and just like clockwork, the internet was making jokes.
Why?
Nas is dropping on Friday.
I love the pettiness, yo.
They have to stop this.
No, they don't.
I love the pettiness.
What's up with Nas, man?
Jay been doing this for a long time.
I'm talking about yo dawg.
He just won't stop writing?
Yeah, he's inspired.
That is fire.
He's rich and inspired.
No, that's fire.
That's when it's real passion. Yeah, that's when it's real passion yeah that's when it's passion he's phenomenal yeah and magic was my favorite of their
clubs so i'm excited for magic magic too though he's done what this is fourth album in two years
someone no wait no no fifth fifth the three kings diseases now this is the second magic
so that's crazy i'm excited to hear this 50 record on there.
And I'm excited to hear what Hov comes with after that.
You know a single's coming.
It's a guest feature.
He's going to be on Travis' album or something.
Fuck around, put that shit out the same day.
Yeah, he's going to be on Drake's album.
He's going to pop up somewhere.
There's a Hov album coming.
That Hours and H and hours remix I mean not
hours now was that ICU remix got me to thinking that a Justin Timberlake album
is coming to I wouldn't be surprised by that yeah he don't he ain't just doing
that yeah no but he's been working yeah he sounds too beautiful how much he
does that's not Rust.
Don't play with me if there's a new Justin album coming.
Oh, my God.
I'm out the woods.
Long shorty being a video.
Out the woods.
Oh, my God.
That's fire.
Out the woods.
I'm out the woods.
That's fire.
And Oval.
I like these secret albums.
Come on.
Bring them on.
Yeah, I need some.
I wish Drake had them.
Yeah.
I like the secret albums, opposed to the long rollout.
You know,
my album is coming out
two months from now.
Well, if we're talking
about these people,
like these level of artists,
then you can...
Yeah, the rollout.
You can put,
yo, that shit came out last night
and everyone run,
go get it.
Rollout's a necessity
for certain artists.
Yeah.
I'm just saying as a fan,
as just me,
I like the surprise of,
oh shit, you dropped it. I think Jay and certain people you don't reach a certain plateau so
surprise album from them once the bus I don't need the money off of it and I
could just drop when I want me make yourself the artist how many weeks you Where am I in my career? It's your first album. Oh, no.
I need like four months.
A year and a half.
We running.
First album.
You know, it's not my bag.
What you think is sufficient?
Three months?
Two months?
Do I got a heater?
No.
No heater?
No, you don't have no heater, nigga.
Who are you?
No, I'm saying,
sometimes these artists
will come out with one.
I ain't talking about them.
Yeah, did the label buy me a single? Give me both. Give me when you have a heater and when you you? No I'm saying You know sometimes These artists will come out With one I ain't talking about them Give me both
Give me when you have a heater
And when you don't
And that's changed
Like when I was out
It was 8 to 12 weeks
Two months
Oh a month
About two to three months
That's what I said
That's
I said two to three months
Old school
Gotcha
Then it got down to
Six to ten weeks
Then it just slowly
Kept going away It disappeared Cause you had focus And then Then it got down to six to ten weeks then it just slowly
kept doing it disappear cuz you have focus and
Then you had yeah, but that was focus had nothing to do with labels supposed to be
That wasn't album mode. That was a brand new artist proved that you could do something
Go and then when I did that then it labels like okay We'll unlock some money and do find another one gotcha gotcha
gotcha and then when that record when you get the single and it works and it works and works
they're just watching numbers so when they get to a certain spot they're like okay we'll put this
out in two months and see that's why i asked do i have a heater because you know the way it goes
today you get the heater out and now here comes the label after the fact you done caught you caught
some traction out here somewhere.
Now the label comes and say, hey, come on.
We want that record.
To that point, this Gunna shit is unbelievable.
And I told y'all that the label had no choice but to jump in at some point.
And that's exactly what's happening.
I'm coming here to pat my fucking self on the back.
I be writing about a lot of shit and you niggas just talk shit.
What are they doing?
What did the label do?
Yeah.
Start paying for Fuck You Mean?
What you mean?
It's charting now.
Oh, okay.
Got it, got it, got it.
They just start paying.
Got it.
They saw what you did alone.
They saw what the fans
was gravitating to
and said,
spend it.
And that record
is charting higher
than a lot of these shits
that Fuck You Mean, right?
And it's hard.
It is hard.
And it's hard.
Speaking of Gunna,
he just announced
his first two shows.
First two shows.
I know.
I seen you cooning.
I saw you cooning right away.
I'm in it.
I saw it.
I saw you saying it.
I'm in it.
He on Ice.
Don't play no game.
I don't play.
It's New York.
I love Ice, yo.
I'm me.
I don't try to be nothing.
I'm not.
I'm in that first show.
He coming to New York?
Yeah.
First one is it's in September because his album is coming to New York? Yeah. First one is in September
because his album
is The Gift and the Curse.
So he's doing The Gift Show
in Brooklyn at Barclays.
Oh, shit.
He's doing The Curse Show
in LA somewhere.
I forget what venue.
He's doing Barclays?
Yeah.
Good for Gunna.
That's impressive, yo.
We're acceptable
to snitches, I guess.
Can you do Barclays?
I was surprised.
You'll see.
Yeah, we're about to see.
They got a small room in there?
Might be.
No.
No, but they would just cut off.
Cut the back off.
Cut off, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He could do it, though.
That's still amazing.
That's still, what, 10 grand?
That's still a lot Dipped on the chip
Something like that yeah
So like 10 grand right
Yeah
You think that he's gonna have
Any guest appearances
He ain't got no friends
No
Who the fuck's supposed to come out
So he's just doing the dolo
Dolo Barclays right
You know Drake was at the Barclays
Last night
He's there
He's there all week
Yeah
And Madison Square all week
I'm not going
That's why he got all this
Nike shit on
Why trying to go Trying to get a ticket Or trying to be Drake Yeah he's going to be Drake shit tonight He told me All week. And Madison Square all week. I'm not going. That's why he got all this Nike shit on.
Why?
Trying to go?
Trying to get a ticket.
Or trying to be Drake? Yeah, going to the Drake shit tonight.
He told me.
You going to the Drake shit?
No, Nick.
You might go.
Why not?
I would go.
I'm saying I'm not going.
I got Nike on because I'm going to the Drake show.
I would hope you wouldn't go dressed like that to the Drake show.
That might be a cool show to go to.
Drake at the Barclays.
I don't like going to shows at the Barclays.
I would go to the Drake at Madison Square Garden show.
I would go to that.
I'd probably prefer MSG.
Yeah.
I would go to that.
Although Barclays is a little bit nicer, I think.
It's just about what MSG bring.
Not saying he's going to...
You bring your...
You make your calls pop up.
Not just that, you make your.
It's Brooklyn versus Midtown Manhattan.
Yes.
It's just a garden.
You calling the favorites to the MSG show.
Yes.
There's been plenty of times I've missed a show of an artist
performing right here at MSG and then somewhere else right here
in the MSG show it was, oh shit, he bought this and he did that
and he did this.
Like Jay bought out Mariah. Jay bought out Mary. Jay bought out, you know what I mean, for the MSG show it was oh shit he bought this and he did that and he did this like Jay bought out Mariah Jay bought out Mary Jay bought out you know I mean for the MSG shit then niggas
make put their phone calls in yeah yo I only care about the music yo I want the music give me the
album I feel you I know they got to do all this stuff to lead up to so I don't mind it and they
get money but I want the music want the music. I like live music
as much as I like an album.
I like a good show.
Yeah, if it's a good live show.
It gotta be a good show.
Everything I've seen
from this Drake show
tells me I need to see it once.
This looks like,
this is like
some of my favorite shows
like Kanye's
Glow in the Dark tour.
If you've been to that show,
you know,
the music,
you already know the music but the show he put on there.
Dragon is not to get on us.
Nah, nigga, how?
Pick it up.
I go to concerts.
He was there.
He wasn't there.
If he was there, if he was at this show, then you understand what I'm saying.
If he wasn't, you're just never going to know.
I like show culture.
Nah, I went and saw so-and-so at such-and-such an arena on this date in this year. Like, that shit is horrible.
I remember one of my all-time favorite shows is when Jay did, reasonable doubt, 10-year anniversary at Radio City.
The entire album in reverse, drove out on stage in the white GS.
Like, it was a one-night show.
It was sold out, of course.
They hit him with the, you know, we got a day before.
Your hope has been one-night showing, y y'all and it don't be one night
shows these 15 and they've been working every time every time every time like
certain shows I was at the the shit he did at the garden I was at the I declare
war show when we thought it was you know saying like I was there I heard his
unplugged show was wonderful I'm sure. I'm sure. Yeah, I heard about that, too. I heard that was one of the best.
I saw Hov with Justin at Yankee Stadium.
That sounds crazy.
That was fire.
I remember Hov was doing Yankee Stadium with Eminem at some point, too.
Yeah, they did.
That was a big deal.
The Tiger Stadium and all of that dress-up fancy shit sounds amazing.
He didn't get me until he said, yo, B-side concert.
And you went to his show.
What? I went to the B-side concert. And you went to a show. What?
I went to the B-side concert.
B-side, yeah, yeah.
That's different.
That's different.
When they said, don't go with the flow, be the flow?
Yeah.
Sheesh.
That show was crazy.
His breath control, like I'd just be watching people's breath control as they perform.
It's amazing.
See, that's how I felt about the ID clip.
You're going to finally give Hope some head.
Not, damn.
Whoa.
But not just him.
It's a lot of names.
Black Thought.
I'm just talking about the older MCs that exhibit that type of breath control
versus these younger kids who are rapping along to the,
they can't do this.
They're karaoke.
Lip syncing.
I mean, not lip syncing. They do ad libss that's like I was saying hoes um I declare war
show the way it was presented I remember he was on a radio this is back with game
was dissing him dip set was dissing crazy and then everybody was like oh he
was like yo enough I'm declaring war it was a one-night show at the Meadowlands and he did the
exact opposite that was when right after the the state prop in Rockefeller being in and I'm what
all the out on stage to do Reservoir Dogs for the first time like it was beef squashin that
was when him and Nas popped up together nobody expected very shit at the very end so your escrow
you ready they was like hol, hold up, what?
Webb told me in Queens that that was going to happen.
I'll never forget that shit.
On F.
He like, yo, Jay going to bring Nas out.
Like, when you get those type of shows.
That's amazing.
And this was before social media.
True.
So niggas wasn't recording this.
You just had to be there or you heard about it.
Remember that shit.
That's what made them dope to me.
That's your shit with the world.
You like magic better than all
the kings of Jesus?
I do.
I've heard that
from quite a few people.
This is a little more raw.
That's not off, man.
Magic is more
Parks to me.
Yeah, it's a little
more boom bap-y raw.
Yeah.
Just rapping.
I'm with Ish, though.
The fact that that guy
is rapping at this clip.
He's got five albums
in two years.
I could divide. I could divide.? Mm-hmm. I could divide.
I could divide.
He changed that lineup.
I could divide.
He changed that lineup for sure.
Yeah.
All right, what else is going on?
That is important vacation routines.
We can talk about that in a second.
Abro, we did that.
You don't want to call the podcasters
and find out what's behind this podcast?
Oh!
Let's get to the shit.
Let's get to the shit. Let's get to the shit.
Let's get to the shit, man.
Elliot Wilson has been spicy for weeks now, maybe even months.
Rob got tired of it.
Elliot tweeted, rap media and the rap game ain't used to competition anymore.
Damn, what happened?
Or something to that effect.
Rob Markman, our friend of the show from Genius, also acclaimed himself, retweeted Elliot and said, nah, we just don't like clown shit.
You be over there hating.
I'm not reading this.
I'm paraphrasing.
You be over there hating.
And I think I know why.
So since you so chatty patty,
you want to tell the people
or you want me to?
Something to that effect.
And from that point on,
I was glued to this
for the rest of the day,
and I didn't see nothing else.
Nah, I saw Rob come back.
One of them came back and said,
yo, we, nah, we talked.
Rob came back.
Yeah, yeah, we talked.
And said, said yo we talked
we have a better
understanding
for each other's
point of views
nothing but love
and respect
to Elliot
I want to know more
same
who's got the numbers
don't play with me
don't call me the carpet
don't ever call me
who's side do we want to get first Rob?
Well, I'm cool. I have Elliot's number I have Rob
I'm not sure that I have Rob's and I have Rob's number and I have the relationship equity with Elliot to be able to call
Him on air unannounced. Hmm
That's no use here. I don't talk to him. I'm gonna let him know that
You know, I was on this man
Yeah, I do want to get to the bottom of that beat.
This is, yeah.
Come on, Al.
Come on.
Don't run.
Love your brother.
He know what day it is.
Come on.
He does.
Yeah, he know I'm recording right now.
Come on.
I'm sorry.
We'll try that other number.
Let's call a bunch of them.
I got two numbers on big Al.
You know what I mean?
Where's the other number?
Come on, man.
Where's the other number?
I do not know how to work the new iPhones.
It's the same.
I don't know how to work iPhones.
Same trash. Yeah. Same trash. it's the same same trash yeah same trash you got this was not the different number I don't think but it's fine and Rob we think I'm gonna try him again Rob we think was just defending
Sway's good name and honor
because Rob is close
to Sway as well and they used to
work together
try to call Rob
see if we pick up
Elliot ducked
oh god damn told you then Oh, goddamn.
Tote it down.
Elliot might have had a point.
They both smart uh huh
they know what time it is
maybe they made a pact with each other
do not answer Joe's calls
do not do any pods about this show
got him man
damn it
I feel so left out
when I don't know the tea
I be wanting to know the T
I do man
you do
you do
media beef T
yeah that shit
that's your lane right there
oh man
and I'm mad
they squashed it so fast
it was way too fast
let it carry on
at least for a few days
get a little COE going
come on guys
damn
damn
sometimes it's bigger
than the content, man.
I hate when there's still honorable people left out there.
I hate that shit.
Me too.
I'm sure.
These sucks.
For real.
We need messy shit, yo.
Yeah.
I want to know what Elliot did.
I want to know what the hate was.
Some real noble men out there.
Grr.
Honor.
Hey, I got to know what Elliot did.
And Elliot is still on his Patreon page.
Okay, let's go.
He's launching his Patreon page soon.
Good.
I'm glad to hear it, Al.
Congrats, finally.
Get your shit off.
I don't even know
what that, damn.
Yeah, all those guys
are too mature for me
to, let me not.
If they're being mature,
who am I to come fucking?
Well, I've seen some
immaturity on the internet
over the last couple days.
Oh, yes.
Let's hear it.
JT and I'm not sure the other young lady's name,
but they was getting into it over your man Uzi.
I know the girlies beefing is your bag.
Not these girlies.
Not these?
Not these girlies for me.
Okay.
The younger, younger girlies,
like the 25-year-old girlies.
You need the older when they get into it.
I need the real team.
Even though I did read
that exchange between them
I thought that was fine
but
I'm not invested
in that
what I'm invested in
I really can't say
because it's disrespectful
and offensive
so what I will say is
thank God
that the young lady
made her way back home
no honestly
I'm not hip but I look I'm hip but I don't know No, honestly.
I'm not hip.
I'm hip, but I don't know his angle.
I'm hip, but I don't know his angle.
Wait, I'm not hip.
The young lady, the young lady.
Carly that was in the car, saw a toddler in the street, pulled over, was on the phone with somebody that one of her family members,
the family member heard a scream.
Phone went silent.
There was a 911 call.
She was missing for 48 hours.
A couple days.
A little less than 48 hours.
Ah, okay.
She returned home by foot.
The family notified the police that she returned home by foot.
The family put out a few statements to say,
hey, she just got here.
Please respect our privacy at this time.
The police yesterday released a statement.
And that's what... No, I heard there's a video of it.
There's a video of the car on the highway.
Of the abduction?
Or no?
She was abducted yo
we glad she made it home safe
oh okay
thank you guys
got you
I know
I lose guys
because they didn't see everything
so
yeah
it's cool
well Joe
I know you can already
go on vacation
I am not suppressing any of you guys' voices.
Tell me what happened.
Tell me about it.
I thought I just told you about it.
There was some sarcasm there.
It's an undertone.
Tell me if you think it's the flim flam.
Send me off.
Take it off.
I'll turn up.
I think that more details will be revealed.
And I think that it details will be revealed.
And I think that it would be tactless and insensitive to say what I really think.
So the story is that she was on the phone with somebody.
This is Jesse Smollett.
If I ever fucking.
She saw a toddler.
Jesse has inspired.
She saw a toddler.
She went to help the toddler.
This is a toddler parent.
And they said that she was abducted.
We just said that, so.
Okay, I just want to repeat.
I register slower than you guys.
She's home.
You all graduated.
I'm good.
I register slower. I ain't graduated.
The young lady made it home safe.
I ain't graduated since the fifth, one of them grades.
So she made it home safe on foot.
That's when my valedictorian career got led astray.
Interesting.
Was she smiling when she went home?
I wasn't there, Flip.
I didn't see how she looked when she came home.
We don't know, Flip.
And I see you trying to do your little insensitive thing,
but do it without us.
It's not little.
None of it was little.
We said what we wanted to say about it, and we support you and what you would like to say about it. It's not little. None of it was little. We said what we wanted
to say about it
and we support you
and what you would like
to say about it.
Okay, thank you.
What I am saying
I'm happy that she's home.
in a new
and unrelated statement
to that case
is
I think Justice Millette
inspired
a lot of y'all out there
and
I don't think
that we
yo we really
let that go by
too easy
Jussie
Jussie
no
he bought a new
they bought a new
that
no
we let that go by
too smooth
they made us let that
go by
Joe he walked in a no I was kicking and screaming I know and they kicked my ass for it we let that go by too smooth. They made us let that go by, Joe.
He walked into the precinct.
No, I was kicking and screaming.
I know.
And they kicked my ass for it.
But I was home.
I'm reading this kid never seen him again.
That Chelsea shit went over too smooth.
He bought a noose.
The nigga hired Nigerian bodybuilding twins
and sent them to Home Depot and said,
yo, Subway, this is the plan.
Don't matter.
They ratted and he still would.
Did he ever say what his reason was
that he did it?
No.
Okay.
I don't know.
These niggas be brave.
But that's what I be wanting to know.
I be wanting to know the psychology.
Me too.
Why the fuck?
Because I'm a nigga.
Then he walked it.
But being nuts is relative too. The same way being him is nuts is being nuts is relative to the same way being him
is relative being nuts is relative like I think
I could get nuts here and there
I don't be home thinking about
how I could
rabbit hole
or rig a situation
to make the cops think something make the
internet think something make my parents think something
and the second I ever even try to think that, like sometimes I
be depressed at home and I say,
I'm about to fucking throw my
phone out and just take a drawing somewhere.
The second I think that, I get
about two seconds into that thought and be like,
man.
See what you're missing. What he sat at home
thinking was, how can I weaponize?
How can I blow up
those socials? He was famous already. No, no, no. No, no, no. He was popping. I weaponize How can I blow up those who show up? He was famous already.
No, no, no. He was popping.
Let me finish.
How can I weaponize
certain groups?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was some real Olivia
Pope type scandal type.
If he doesn't get caught,
he's a mega star by now.
I disagree with that, but not for the reason that
it happened like i believe that it happened because of that maybe trying to get a few more
seasons of empire maybe thinking empire had a longer runway than it actually did i'm gonna
leverage certain i don't think he does that at all if he know that empire ain't coming back they
pulling the plug in another season he ain't i i might not know that Empire ain't coming back. They pulling the plug in another season. He ain't. I might
not know that they pulled the plug on another season.
But he would have been in movies by this
time. He would have been getting
pity shit.
I mean, actually, you know,
I take it back. They did get rid of him. They just did it
quietly. Yeah. They just did it quietly.
They wrote him the fuck off. He wasn't in that last season.
They made reference of him,
but you didn't see him.
How's that for a little twist?
The baby came back
and Justin
scored one for us.
You know what?
I'm happy for the
baby.
The straights got
one.
What's the score?
Nine trillion to
one.
Look at y'all.
All right, come
on.
Move right along. Move right on. Move right along.
Move right along.
Move right along.
The straights got one.
The straights got one.
The straights is here.
The baby came in like the Undertaker, nigga.
I swear to God.
I'm working hard.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Well, I wanted to ask y'all.
I mean, I know you said the girly beef wasn't your thing.
Cool.
But the situation what do you do
when
and this is not about them
but what do you do
as the dude
when you see your main
and your side
like making a public spectacle
going at it on the internet
stay out of it nigga
go get something to eat
yeah
act like you don't know
what's going on
what
you get X surprised every time somebody calls you
Who?
Who?
My Kim?
My Kim?
My Kim
Nigga you ain't see it?
I was asleep
You get X-Surprise every time
She said what?
I thought that was just her co-worker or something.
Let me go check it out right now.
I'll call you right back.
He did it every time.
That's a favorite line to get you out of shit.
That happened to me one time.
Publicly?
On Twitter.
It was going nuts, too.
I'm going to tweet through it.
It was like, yo, Ice, you over here joking.
You see what's happening over here.
I don't see nothing.
It died down after a day or two, but yeah.
For what it's worth, I don't think JT won the exchange.
See and that's where the real conversation is.
What do you do when your main is losing to the side?
You ain't see what he did?
What who did?
Him.
No, what he do?
Drop the deluxe?
No.
Yo, here go that second second album I promise y'all
There's some heat on here
She posted the screenshot
Y'all met Elliot now
How do you want this chain
That's what you do
Oh I did see that
That's what you do
I did see that
That's it
And then her goofy ass
Stop man
Screenshotted it.
I like JT, so I don't want to call her goofy.
But that was a goofy move.
The move was goofy.
She then took the text, posted it, and then, which is cool.
I'm not mad at it.
But then you address the audience to say, see, and that's why y'all be talking all this shit,
but every time I get crazy,
shit like this happens.
Y'all call me a crazy bitch,
but look, now I'm getting a new chain
because of y'all.
When do you think these girls was that mentally
before they got on?
Like, what do you think?
That is, like, what are you doing?
Why you did that
Some bitches
Sorry
Some women keep it player
They keep it player
They'll just stop talking
They'll just stop tweeting
They lit up
They
Where did they come from
Where did they grow up
Who was around
What was the niggas
You was fucking with
JT baby
Let me know that
Uzi really liked
The other girl
How'd the other girl.
How'd the other girl look?
She like skin?
You better not.
I didn't say a word.
Damn, I didn't say a word.
I don't have these young girls' stories. Why you got to make it so extra?
That's my man.
Why you do that to us, brother?
Stop.
I'm older than you, so it's not the same. Like, if you had
them stored and saved,
that'd be fine. I can't do that.
Okay. Is she pretty?
Y'all
niggas will fuck that Ruby Rose girl, too.
Yes.
Y'all niggas.
There's certain shit that's tasteless to me. Not my say Ruby Rose, shout out.
But there's just certain things I'm like, I can turn off easily.
Rob Markman Ice.
Ice what?
Ain't getting turned off.
Rob Markman Ice, you like all that?
Like your girl, you don't mind a girl that you're into, you don't mind that she's out
there doing whatever she's doing.
You still going to smash it and you might make her your girl.
What do you mean?
You mean like taking provocative pictures, twerking on there, doing a lot of extra shit
that may be extra.
Yeah.
Oh, you that nigga?
Yeah.
I like that about you.
Yeah.
Salute.
All that provocative picture shit, that's what got me here.
Yeah.
It worked.
It worked.
And you ain't going to change it when you get in the race.
No, I'm not going to change it.
I'm going to embrace it.
I got you.
You hear me?
I'm going to embrace it.
What am I going to try to change you for?
This is what I signed up for.
Got you.
What brought you there, bro, everything is there too.
They're not where I'm at.
Still waiting for Ice to bag something for him and his girl to take down.
Ice got it in the bag.
On paper, it'd be in the bag.
They'd be a little, when it's right there, like, what's up?
How close you be with it?
Like, how close you be, like, meeting it in the parking lot?
Is it be the parking lot meeting?
Yo, what are you?
The parking lot.
No, not to have sex in the parking lot.
Come on, man.
Niggas is crazy.
We meet over dinner, right?
What did the parking lot have to do with it?
The meet up to have the conversation in the parking lot.
You ain't robbing a bank, nigga.
You having a threesome.
You got to meet in the fucking parking lot.
Yo, what are you talking about?
Yo, here I go.
Yo, you got the shit?
Here I go.
Here I go.
Yo.
Here I go.
What toys you bringing?
Here y'all go.
Is that bag right there?
Y'all niggas.
Here y'all go.
So, here y'all meet.
It's just over the phone exchange, right?
On the club, y'all just.
Yeah, you go out.
Go out.
Go out.
It's a dinner.
Yeah, yeah.
Got it.
Catch.
You had the two ladies there.
This is what we going to do. We going to catch. You have a tomah Catch. You had the two ladies there. This is what we're going to do.
We're going to catch.
You have a tomahawk.
You have this.
Oh, you asking for a step-by-step, how is it done?
No, I'm not asking for that.
I'm just saying that everybody steps is different.
No one's eating a big old tomahawk and then running home for the threesome, by the way.
Just saying, okay, so you meet at McDonald's.
Even worse.
Okay, so where do you meet?
The bar, the club, something like that.
Oh, you meet at the club.
So it's loud music.
So how you going to have the conversation about the threesome?
Because when the liquor's in the system, ain't no telling.
Got it.
Okay.
Got you.
That's what they say.
You get them inebriated enough to own it.
That sounds crazy.
I don't agree with y'all niggas.
I set a parking lot.
Yo, meet me at USA Diner.
Yo, I'm going to meet you in Target,
and we're going to go put up the bullseye.
What are you talking about, man?
Meet you at Target.
You Walmart-ass nigga.
I'll meet you at Green Eggers Mall.
We got it, you guys.
We got it.
If there's anything else happening in the universe,
we need to discuss outside of the appropriate place.
You act like you don't have heathen ways.
That's what gets me mad.
Don't move on.
You had heathen ways, bro. You know about heathism. I have place. You act like you didn't have heathen ways. That's why I get me mad. You always try to move on. You had heathen ways, bro.
You know about heathism.
I have them.
Heathism.
You had them.
I don't think y'all are having a progressive conversation about heathenism.
Okay, say the word.
Heathenism.
Sorry, right.
Where you meet girls is, what do you want us to see?
All over the world.
What else is there?
Oh, shit.
Steph Curry hit a hole in one.
That was impressive.
Wait.
Was it real?
Yes.
That was him.
It was televised.
It was a televised hole in one.
Okay.
This was on TV.
His team versus your team.
This was 140 feet.
He got it.
Hole in one. Okay. What? This was 140 feet. He got it.
Hole in one.
What?
It's luck, man.
Luck.
It's dope, though.
That's hate.
That's definitely hate.
That's a lot of hate.
The guy regularly nails it from fucking 40-something feet with a hand in his face. If you think that him knocking a golf ball in with one shot is luck.
140.
140-foot hole-in-one.
He could shoot that jumper with a hand in his face seven out of ten times.
That hole-in-one, he might do once out of a million tries.
But he did it.
He did it.
It's luck.
Can you do it?
No.
But why you can't be lucky? Yeah. If it's just luck. I was about to say, if I did it, it did it. It's luck. Can you do it? No. But why you can't be lucky?
Yeah.
If it's just luck.
I was about to say, if I did it, it would be luck too.
No, no, no, no, no.
You just.
No, I was about to say, when I said no, and then I was about to say, yo, yeah, I could
do it if luckily too.
That's cool.
You play golf?
I don't have a plan.
I don't regularly play.
I'm about to start.
All right, you par what?
What? I'm about to start You par what? What?
I'm gonna par four
Like
It depends on
How far it is
It depends on the day
Par ten?
It's far nigga
There's no such thing
As a par ten
If it's a par four
It is a par ten
I mean it take you
Ten swings
That's not a par
Par is four
It just took you
No that's what I
Alright so whatever
They call that
That's what we talking about
Par 73 Not at all So par Par is four. It just took you to try. No, that's what I said. Whatever they call that. What are you shooting at home for? Par.
A par four.
73.
Not at all.
So par is not.
I don't care.
I don't probably shoot over three maybe.
So you're saying on a par four you hit seven?
Yeah.
Yo.
I just don't believe it.
Yo, why does every guy have to have the biggest dick in the world?
It don't have to be like that.
Golf shit ain't easy, dog.
As men, we don't have to do this.
Golf shit is not easy, bro.
So what I'm telling you is every single golf hole is different.
Correct.
All golf holes ain't 200 yards away.
Some of them are different.
It's different.
Oh, you mean on a miniature golf course?
You're talking about Pup Pup. Oh, you mean on the miniature golf course. Like the Walmart
golf shit. You do
over three.
Oh, got it, got it.
All right. That makes more sense.
Roll it out.
I can sit a cup over there
and you can't hit it.
I think Ish has, and don't
attack me either. I'm not going to say a thing. I think Ish has and don't attack me either. I'm not going to say a thing.
I think Ish has
a different view
of himself physically
than what Ish.
If you
Alright.
You got five of the new
ab rollers in you.
Right?
How much time he said
he could hang?
30 seconds. He said 30 seconds. He said 30 30 seconds this is where my doubt in you comes
from i can't speak for them i just went out there and that shit is physical that shit is
even if you don't even know i'm not even i'm not getting to the skill part he said he knows the
skill part i'm not gonna get on the skill part i'm talking about the physicality tiger woods
went out there with a bad back and it was different.
So that's where my doubt comes from.
And what I'm telling you is...
Ish, I will pay the 300 grand
that it costs.
Just to get you...
You better leave me alone.
Get the membership and all.
I will get a membership
and bring friends up there.
If you are over three, nigga,
then we can go.
You really think so?
All jokes aside.
Ish is lying on this broadcast
and he won't say it
because there's too many
beautiful girls listening, yo.
Let me ask you another question.
Let me ask you another question. Let me ask you another question.
When was the last time you played golf?
Like a golf course.
You ever been golfing?
Once.
And it wasn't for me.
I'm not saying that at all.
I'm saying, so every par four is not the same.
Of course.
Every hole is different.
So what I'm telling you is,
you might have a par four it's like for China. Yeah.
You might have a par 4
that's 80 feet away. You might have a par 4
that's 250 feet away. Correct.
So I'm telling you
that all of them, some of them
are more skill based than
power and strength based. You understand what I'm saying?
Every hole in golf is different.
That's all I'm saying. So you don't think
that some of the-
200 feet away, not the 80 fucking foot hole.
Well, the 80 foot hole, if it's still par four,
is much more difficult.
It's still going to be hard.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So that's what I'm saying.
The 200-yard par four.
Yeah, that's what I'm asking.
The 200-yard par four.
Now you've modified what y'all were saying before.
I don't know.
Okay, that's a little-
I don't know.
All right.
That's bad.
Yo, hitting that ball straight and 200 yards away is some shit that you got to do all the time.
Practice.
It's a different ball game.
And even with practice, yo, the air, the wind, all of that shit will take that ball somewhere else.
Hitting that ball straight 80.
Take some practice if you're not used to being out there.
True.
You just don't even know how to hold the golf club and you swing and now it's sliced all automatically you hit you in the
trees that's me that's what i'm talking about like that's why when you say three over i'm like and
this is what i mean about having an asterisk next to the hymn that you are right you know and only
you will know that right because i've been watching people's golf swings since I left.
Like, people I know, like Echo, he's on the ground.
People, Vern.
Niggas can swing a golf.
Nigga.
Niggas can swing that golf shit.
It's only my stupid ass idea.
Yo, that shit come with practice.
But, like, even if you look at, like, X-Swing is traditionally horrible.
He'll tell you, like, my swing is mad, unconventional, blah, blah.
Like, it's just everybody do shit that works for them.
Like, X don't keep his arms straight.
He do a bunch of shit.
But he's strong as a fucking.
He's strong as an ox, bro.
Yeah, you got to stand there and serve.
It'd be a lot.
Listen, we got about a whole six.
I was like, oh, man, that water's beautiful.
She said, yeah, hit it over the water.
I said, wait, what?
Yeah, going over that water. You got to hit it over that water. I said, wait, what? Yeah, going over that water.
You got to hit it over that water.
There's a little bridge right there.
Hit it right over there.
Or lay up.
You got to do one of the two.
I did hit it over the water, though.
Well, not the first one.
I hit it two.
Or you can lay up.
Lay up is when you, it's going to be another point,
but you could hit it shorter,
so you don't got to hit it all the way over the water.
You could hit it close to the water as possible,
and then use a second shot to get it over the water.
But again, it's another point.
Man, that golf shit hard.
It's hard.
Video game.
Word.
Golf is hard.
Golf is just hard.
It is.
It is.
Enough about golf.
What do you guys think of Boosie and his daughter beefing online?
I like it.
I didn't see it, but I don't like family beef online, period? I didn't like it. I didn't see it,
but I don't want to see any,
I don't like family beef
online, period.
I didn't see it.
What were they beefing about?
She said that Boosie
took the car back from her
and she was disrespecting him.
She went crazy.
She went crazy.
She said that he's a bad father
because he didn't even know
what type of color she liked.
She said he bought her the wrong color of car what he bought a pink car because she's a girl
i'm assuming she changed to black somehow she related that to him being homophobic oh wow
i'm reading what she actually said she said a a lot. I'm not going to repeat it.
No, I'm not repeating this.
But she said a lot, and a lot of it was, you bitch-ass nigga, yada, yada, yada, yada, yada.
A lot of it was disrespectful.
Most of it was disrespectful.
I don't know.
This is out of line.
Out of line.
And that's what's up with these kids these days, man.
Ungrateful and shit like that.
And I'm not saying that she don't have a right to express herself.
Not like that. Pop's got saying that she don't have a right to express herself. Not like that.
Pop's got you a car, Ben's.
Yo, expression don't got to be rude.
Exactly.
His response was he took it back because her mother put him on child support.
He said, I bought you the car.
He said they working in tandem.
Yeah, they working together.
So you drove down to Georgia.
She said, yo, you took it back
because I just drove down to Georgia
to go see my mom.
He said, no, you drove down there
to work together with your mom
to put me on child support
after I bought you the car.
So he said I took it back.
Two sides to a coin.
We'll never know for real.
All we know is the shit
that they put out to the internet,
which unfortunately was a lot.
All we know is that I'm taking the car to the internet, which unfortunately was a lot.
All we know is that I'm taking the car back to a view.
Your mom is going to put me on child support.
Now I know I'm a caveman because we didn't get cars growing up,
but I did buy my son a car,
right?
That was my version of being modern past that. I guess if you take the car back I guess a kid would get mad true question true they would I never thought about your kid being mad enough
to actually lash out on the internet about taking the car back but I don't believe this is about
that car there's some other shit going on here clearly calling me a bitch ass nigga she goes all that calling him out his name
and everything is very she took it further than i'm used to hearing children take it against their
parent that's that's what it is yeah all of the famous uh dads that went through this publicly
with their kid they didn't take it to the level of disrespect that she did and that's you never you never want to see that
he didn't return fire he responded but he didn't disrespect his daughter no man what she said was
like again you know how i stand on people speaking out of anger and stuff like you have to stand in
that oh yeah you said that yeah if you speak out of anger i believe that's your true feeling sure
you didn't get a chance to filter yourself.
You didn't get a chance to hold yourself back from it.
You let it go.
So I hold what you say out of anger probably higher than I do when you're not in comfort.
You do that as a dad?
Yeah.
My daughter don't talk like that.
I don't know.
Well, your daughter's too young.
Exactly.
I know.
I can't.
How can you do that as a dad? I haven't gotten she's young exactly I know I can't I don't how can you do that
as a dad
I think
I haven't gotten
to that point
we ain't get to the point
Jeff
but I think that
I think that
God willing
these things don't happen
if you have
a level
of decency
in your relationship
with your kid
like I think that
me I'm 47.
I've never cursed in front of my mother one time.
I'm 47 years old.
So I think that that respect
is something that's instilled in you
from when you're small.
And then you use your own discernment
and you use your own
whatever, home training,
whatever you want to call it
to not disrespect your parents. I just think that that's something that, you know, whatever you want to call it, to not disrespect your parents.
I just think that that's something that we learned as kids.
Okay, I didn't really answer my question, though.
You're saying how you do it as a dad?
How do I hold other people to that standard?
That view of, hey, if you say something out of anger,
you stand in it because you really mean that.
My question is, cool in regular world, but when it's your child, can you have that view of, hey, you said that, you have to stand in that.
I'm going to cut you off.
Yeah, there is none of that.
You have to work through that somehow.
Agree.
Again, I haven't gotten to that point yet, so I don't know what would happen in that.
I mean, I'm not going to cut her off because she said something because she's mad, but I haven't gotten to the point in that I'm not gonna you know cut her off because
she said something because she's mad but I haven't gotten to the point where I had to deal with it
from her anybody else I always think that's an interesting talk like at some point your kid is
gonna hurt your feelings it may not be disrespectful my daughter will say something now when she gets
upset and she'll say uh you made me sad. I'm not your friend no more.
To her, that's her way of saying,
don't talk to me.
I'm mad at you.
But I am speaking about
when your kid hurts your adult feelings.
I'm not talking about that.
I think the intent matters.
I know.
No, no, no.
I'm trying to put myself in it for the debate.
I think the intent matters.
The intent does matter.
Like, I think if your kid
is purposefully...
Your kid hurt your feelings
before, right?
Your adult feelings.
Yeah.
Like, your kid grew up
to be their own person,
had their own opinions,
thought something,
said it to you,
and it hurt,
it shocked,
moved you in your tracks.
That's happened to me before.
That happened to me too.
That's had to have
happened to you before.
Not say something,
but do a different thing. Yeah, yeah. When you got to me before. That's happened to me too. That's had to have happened to you before. Not say something about the young.
Do a different thing. Yeah.
When you got to go process some feelings as
an adult. True.
Oh shit. You think that?
I done took care of you a little bit
and you think that?
But then it puts you in it.
When you bend over backwards for your children
and they say or do things, now it puts you
in a position.
The position may be like I can get over this Stand over backwards for your children and they say or do things. Now put you in a position, right?
The position may be like, all right, look, I can get over this and I can forgive you.
But then you may think it's okay to do it again when it's not.
Or you may have to go into your corner and be silent and let them sit in what they say.
Sometimes it's good to fall back and let them think about what they say and show them how you feel by your actions. And it's sad to say it,
but it has to... Because as children,
even when I was growing up,
I did a lot of stuff
for attention, right?
And if it worked,
I'd keep doing it.
I just...
Stop playing around, man.
No way.
See, that's why
I don't like talking to you niggas.
Y'all play around with family.
I don't talk about y'all families.
Nobody's talking about your family.
That's my family I'm talking about.
You said when you were little, you did shit for attention. And we said not you. around with family. I don't talk about y'all families. Nobody's talking about your family. It's my family I'm talking about. You said when you were little, you did shit for attention.
And we said not you.
About my family.
So why you couldn't say it another time?
We sorry for it.
What?
Yo, shut up.
See?
No, I'm just saying, though.
We did a lot of things.
And if it worked, we'd do it again.
True.
If your kid do something, I feel like, as an adult, man, you got to sit in that, man.
I'll take a call back as well.
I wouldn't want to, but I would.
Well, that's the next place I was going in this conversation, right?
Like, reading what Boosie said with the child support shit of, yo, you and your mother working in tandem.
I provide. You lived in me for a certain point. I mother working in tandem. I provide.
You lived in me
for a certain point.
I give, I give, I give.
And y'all still gonna turn around
and put me on child support.
I'm taking the car back.
I saw a lot of mixed reactions
to that from women saying
whatever it was saying.
And I always,
men and women look at that
a little different.
Yeah, I have a question for you.
I totally understand
the guy's
point of view of hey i'm providing and you still put me on child support there's a balance now
something has to stop i have to stop the providing because now it's on record yeah
i have to do this it's not that guys have a problem with child support. It's child support plus.
That's when guys able and providing dads really get mad.
And that's when the women get mad at the dad too.
It's like, all right, I put you on child support,
but you still not going to do what you got to do
outside of that for your kid?
And the dad's like, nigga, no.
And that caused a lot of trouble with the children, right?
Because even the situation of my cousin that I fought,
like his father, like his, and a lot of fathers that I know,
their reaction to the child when they want something is like,
I pay, yo.
I'm giving you money.
Because the child support money is supposed to,
the child support money is supposed to go to the child, though.
Believe it or not, a lot of y'all niggas don't want to agree.
It's supposed to go to taking care of the child.
All right, hold on.
Wait, wait, stop.
If a mother has a job, if your mother has a job, you're providing for the household.
If you put a man on child support, the child support, the rule from the court is this is supposed to go for the well-being of the child.
You don't use that shit to pay your car, no.
You don't use that shit.
But you got to transport your child
back and forth. You can drive them around, right? No.
Fuck all that, bitch. Get your own... Sorry.
Fuck all that, miss. Get your own
money for your car.
She got to pay for a roof over the kid's head.
Okay, I can see that. Food.
For the household. A lot of
women use child support for other shit except for the kid, bro.
You know that. I stop.
I'm not saying... My thing is...
Talk about them. I don't... First, I don't deal with that so i don't know about the ones that
don't know why you can't never talk about them because you can't prove that that's what i was
getting ready to say you don't know what it goes to we just know it okay okay but we can't say
i fucked up those i mean unless you can prove it let me tell you something i'm gonna say this right
if you had a woman that have a child women know how much it costs to rear a child.
Wait, does she have my child or does she have a child?
A child.
A child.
So a person that could be the authority on it is somebody that has raised a child in the past.
So if you have a woman, right?
So I know women that'll be like, yo, dog, I have three kids.
And I know it doesn't cost $4,000 a month for your one kid because
I've raised three kids on less than that.
You understand what I'm saying?
So then that person would be the authority.
The man that's never raised a child by himself can't be the authority on that particular
topic.
Only the women that have done that or men that has done that knows what goes into uh
raising a child monetarily and not just that man a lot of these niggas crying a little two hundred
dollars a week whatever she's not two hundred a couple niggas i've seen i've seen that first
topic always gets the gears going eighteen hundred a month two thousand a month three thousand a
month i'm talking about i've seen niggas over a number like it costs kids are expensive as all right so let me ask you a question you get three thousand
a month for my child you say you're gonna put them in school and all that shit right right you
take the money it's for the child on top of that you want me to pay for the tuition for a private
school on top of the three thousand you get right so you want me to pay on top of that with the
money that you're supposed to be getting
supposed to go for the child.
Take some of that money and break it down
and put them in school.
No, you're wrong.
No, it's...
And now that I'm listening back...
But niggas don't...
Now that I'm listening back,
I got the answer to even all the bullshit
that I just said.
I mean, the truth of the matter is
it costs more than the child support
to raise a child.
Yes.
Of course but
That's possible
I agree with that
But in that
I'm talking regular niggas
Not
But in that
Up there
And what you're saying
It's supposed to be two parents
Taking care of a child
Exactly that's the point
That are monetarily
Taking care of a child
So when you say
So I'm just
We have an objective conversation
Cause y'all know
Some of the shit
I've been through in my life
But yo
Let's say your cost
To raise a child
We get it down to a number
It's really hard to do
To get to a number
But let's just say
To throw a number out there
It's $5,000 a month
If the man is giving you
$5,000
$2,500
Then y'all are
Theoretically
50-50
Theoretically Right So To Flip's point Flip is saying then y'all are theoretically 50-50.
Theoretically, right?
So to Flip's point,
Flip is saying,
so if I'm giving you $2,500 and you putting up $2,500
and then you're saying,
yo, she need a car,
you need to buy her a car,
Flip is saying that that's unfair.
Because it should be a community effort
in buying the car.
I tonight am saying that Flip is wrong in that. Huh. I'm not saying that Flip is wrong in that.
Huh?
True.
I'm not saying that Flip is wrong in that.
And why am I wrong?
It's an opinionated thing.
It's not right or wrong.
So we know a lot of women.
But it's not opinionated.
If a woman has kids, well, listen to what I'm saying first.
If a woman has kids, this is the part I'm saying is not opinionated.
If a woman has kids, there's no way, and she don't have a car And then she gets a car
There's no way for you to know
That she got
Whether she's getting that car
Because she herself
Wants to get a car
Or she got that car
Because she's taking care
Of her kids to get a car
No I was talking about
Buying a kid a car
Yeah I'm talking about
Oh
I said buying a kid a car
But what I'm saying also
Is that you're saying that
You can't know
You're not supposed to know
You wouldn't know Whatever you just said I'm saying also is that you're saying that you can't know, you're not supposed to know, you wouldn't know whatever you just said.
I'm saying that a lot of parents have became at-home, work-at-home parents or work-at-home mom or stay-at-home mom based on child support.
I think we have two different talks.
Based on child support.
We have two different talks.
Okay.
What do you say?
In Flip's talk, I'm with you
because it sounds like
you talking about
the women that are having
babies as a profession.
Yes.
I was about to ask you a question.
So what do you say
to a woman, right?
You meet a woman,
she's an accountant.
She makes 120.
Okay.
She's living on her own.
She does well for herself,
whatever the case may be.
She has a child
by somebody that is wealthy.
Or now, all of a sudden,
she's getting 30 grand a month in child support.
She was living on her own, making 120,
and she lived a decent life at a 120 for the year.
But now she's getting $30,000 a month,
which now is 360 that she don't have to pay taxes on
for child support.
Okay.
If she now goes and asks for more money, do you think that's fair or unfair?
I think that, I think it's unfair, but if, I don't know how child support works, if it's
based on percentages, from what I understand, and something changes on the person she's getting the child support from,
I think that she's well right
to stick to,
hey,
his number went up,
my percentage goes up.
I mean,
my percentage stays the same,
but the number,
it's a percentage
of a higher number now.
Cool.
If that's what the court,
if that's how the court decided.
Do you feel like the mother has the,
do you feel like you as a father
have a right to ask the mother for a
breakdown of what she's doing with the money? That cool shit
ain't gonna fly. I want your response
to him when he's finished.
Do you feel like
the father has a right to
ask the mother for a financial breakdown
of what she does with the money pertaining to their
child? I personally don't think so.
Only because if this is counted,
ordered through the court and the court said, yo, you got to pay X percent of this.
You got to pay.
OK.
Antoine, what do you think about what I said?
I got to pee.
Hey, listen, I think this.
I think that ISIS stance on situations like this are based in ISIS inexper experience with things like this. I also think that
I just laid out a scenario
that I thought was ideal
in my hypothetical.
You are living well
off of $130 a year.
Now I'm giving you $360 a year.
You are taking care of a grown-up
on the $130.
Now you're telling me
that you can't take care of yourself
and my child
with $360 extra thousand dollars? I'm i'm not i don't think
that's what's being said at all so now what more do you need to take care of the kid at this point
i'm funding your life because you can't here we go you can't explain to me how you're spending
thirty thousand dollars on my kid when you were making a buck thirty from your own job and living
a life and like i agree with him i i i understand
what he's saying i'm only again i'm inexperienced on this as he keeps saying but if a court decided
you get 10 of this number true and now the number you make jumps i'm going back to the court to say
hey the number jumped my 10 jumps and and then the women that do that i think are horrible
the women i think that do that are think are horrible The women I think that do that
Are you are basically out here
Trying to get something for nothing
And that's where the women
That I felt like
I think that's disgusting
That's the conversation
I think your morals are shitty
At that point
It's wrong, it's wrong
I think if you getting $30,000
From somebody
You can't outline
Where you're spending
$1,000 a day on your kid
Right? So now for you to say Alright cool You making more money You can't outline where you're spending $1,000 a day on your kid.
Right?
So now for you to say, all right, cool, you making more money.
I want more money for my kid.
It's not for the kid at that point.
It is for my own financial gain.
Back to the argument that Ice and I had the other day about the lady stealing the fucking money.
It all ties in.
It's all the same. What if it is for the kid, hypothetically?
You can't spend $1,000 a day on a kid.
But you could be investing in their future in some type of way.
Okay.
Just because you're getting the $30,000 a month doesn't mean you have to spend the $30,000 a month right now on that kid.
Okay.
What are you going to spend it on?
College, investments, a property for them to own.
When they go to college, I wish my parents would have bought me a house.
What if that's the situation?
True.
I'm going to buy them a house in Boston where they go to school, wherever it may be.
There's other things they could be doing. Would they be able to provide it? It's very hard. True. I'm going to buy them a house in Boston where they go to school, wherever it may be. There's other things they could be doing.
Would they be able to provide it?
It's very hard to do.
Why?
Because you're getting 360 a year.
So you are investing 360 grand on your kid every single year?
That is tax-free bread?
Also, just out of curiosity, if you were using $30,000 a month, which 17%, I'm not that good at math,
but it sounds like you make a lot of fucking money and you probably live a nice, lavish
lifestyle, and then you're sending your kid back to a house, a one-bedroom apartment somewhere.
The court does that.
No, no, no, no, no.
You're wrong.
Because $30,000 a month, you're not living in no fucking one-bedroom nowhere.
I know.
I'm saying you, the girl.
The girl.
Why do you want her living, the kid living somewhere over there?
And you can live somewhere nice, Parks, for less than 30 bands.
No, no.
We all do it.
The girl that makes $130,000 a year.
He's saying, if you fuck the guy that makes whatever, that type of coin,
why would that guy want his child to go back to the crib
that the girl that makes 130 states?
So this is what typically happens
sometimes in these arguments
where we go left side,
right side of the spectrum
and we forget that there's
a very big middle area.
So people will say,
yo, well, I gotta go live in the projects.
Nobody said anything about a project.
I didn't say nothing about a project.
He said a one bedroom.
That didn't mean,
make it a two bedroom.
Most places in America,
if you make $130,000,
you live a pretty decent lifestyle
if you're single.
True.
Most places in America.
You can live in a decent neighborhood.
You can live in a quality neighborhood.
But if I'm living crazy,
like great,
I'm living in a mansion.
Why do I want my kid
living a pretty decent lifestyle?
I'm not finished.
Okay.
Again,
there's a very big middle area between pretty decent and 30 grand a month most people in the
united states of america fuck that most people in the world you're in the top one of one percent
in the world if you make 30 grand a month yeah you're not living a pretty decent lifestyle you
are living in a fucking amazing
lifestyle absolutely so now if you get in 30 bands a month and your dude that gets a raise
you go back to court to go get more money i think you are a piece of shit why did you make the price
so high though what meaning like 130 a month like you know she's making 130 000 because i wanted to
give a quality income like in America, if you make 130
grand, you're in the top 10% of the country.
My question still remains
is though, if I'm
making multi-million dollars a year,
which sounds like 30,000 would be kind of
the situation, or maybe a million dollars a year,
why would I want my kid living in a modest
lifestyle? 30 grand a
month is not modest, Parks.
If you are giving somebody $30,000 a month, not modest parks if you are giving somebody 30 000 a month that is far
from modesty and let me just be clear what are we talking about let me just be clear real quick
hold on hold on i just want to be clear though yeah i am not saying that i agree with this shit
because i would be hot if i would but i would i also would understand a person saying hey look
this is the percentage y'all say I get.
I want to keep the percentage I get.
So what I'm saying is that if the mother doesn't make $130,000 a year, it's okay for like she can get whatever child support that she wants and do whatever she wants with it?
Because when you put the numbers so high, you're basically saying that she's doing well for herself. So if I'm giving you $30,000 a month, you're doing well for yourself already. I took it as you shouldn't
get that number because you're doing well for yourself and you don't need that much.
But the people that's making $130,000 a year, like you said, it's a small percentage. What
about the ones that are not? That's what we were talking about. The ones that are not making that much money,
are they allowed to have child support taken from them?
Come on, because I want us to hurry up and move on.
All right.
Give it to the parent and not say anything or complain about it.
And still do more for the child.
I think the dollar amount is insignificant.
I think that... I just think it,
I think it just needs
to be more of a middle ground
that considers
all the parties involved.
Respect.
Child support.
Ice.
Yes.
You end up marrying a woman
that makes 10 times
what you make.
Okay.
Y'all divorce.
Okay.
Are you going,
are you taking her to
court absolutely yeah the spousal support yes
alimony or whatever yeah yeah why because if she's making ten times what
I make us being married same thing they've gone accustomed to a certain
lifestyle you know now we're being divorced, I'll keep that lifestyle.
Yeah.
There's no pride in that, huh?
No, no, no.
Y'all would do the two? Never.
These are real men over here.
Don't do the little...
I don't mean you're not a real man.
Yeah, no, no.
Yo, I ain't had enough of y'all.
You would do that?
You would take a woman to call for spouse support?
Ten times?
Do I have a doppelganger?
Do I have a twin?
I can't imagine me doing it.
I can't do it either.
Because I'd have to fill paperwork out, right?
Yeah.
Hell no.
Hell no.
You'd do that? Hell no. You'd have a proxy. Potentially. Nigga, hell no. Hell no. You do that?
Hell no.
You can't have a proxy.
Potentially.
You do it too.
Potentially.
You sound like a motherfucker.
Potentially.
It depends on what happened.
Yeah.
How amicable we are in the breakup.
You know what I mean?
So you're doing it if she did something grimy to you?
Yeah.
Got it.
Big time.
What?
Got it.
Okay.
Hey, I ain't as noble as you niggas.
I tell y'all this every week.
I'm snitching.
I'm going to court to get mine on the divorce.
Yeah.
And you'd take a woman to court for child support too,
wouldn't you?
No.
Oh, you wouldn't?
That's the only thing you wouldn't do?
What's the difference?
I can support the child on my own,
but you can't support yourself.
No, I didn't say I can't support myself.
Our quality of life has changed with the child.
Gotcha.
In that example, he gave our quality of life together.
And now that we're divorcing, the same way they will come after us for,
yo, you got to upkeep this.
I'm getting reparations for the men.
So you would care more about maintaining your own personal life
than maintaining the standard of living for your child?
No, you talking about
with the same girl?
In this instance,
would I take her
for child support?
Is that what you're saying?
Oh yeah, I'm taking her
for child support.
Ten times more
than what I make, yeah.
Yes.
Nigga.
What's up?
I stand in my shit.
No, you just changed it
when he kicked your fucking muff.
No, you didn't know.
I didn't know you were
talking about the same girl.
I know.
It was a different girl
in the hypothetical.
I know.
I didn't know you were
talking about the same girl. Nigga, y'all ain't gonna rope hypothetical. I know. I didn't know you were talking about the same girl.
No.
Nigga, y'all ain't going to rope me.
I'm me.
It ain't y'all.
It is y'all.
I ain't doing this with him.
Nigga, look at this time.
No, my phone was ringing.
My phone was ringing.
Damn.
Apple Watch, King.
Oh, shit.
I thought my phone was.
That's nice.
Nice Apple Watch, too.
He got the Rolex Apple Watch.
Yeah.
Nice Apple Watch.
It's looking good up there.
Yeah.
Put me on that shit.
Making me spend money.
Can't stand you.
I'm Adam Doubt.
I'm not before.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
The Twitter app is yo, yo, Ice.
Look, he said this.
He did.
I don't care.
It's goofy.
I really want to bring it up.
I'm not talking about the sex.
Oh, then let's bring it up. I want to talk about the sex. Oh, then let's bring it up.
I want to talk about how there are episodes with him, like I said before, instigating black beef that could potentially lead to black death.
And he's monetizing that.
And that's the most disgusting shit that I've seen.
Two episodes came up recently.
One of them is a gentleman, I think his name is Ruga.
And I think he's one of them is a gentleman i think his name is ruga and um i think he's one of dirt tops and supposedly dirt went on to academics's platform and addressed the guy ruga
so adam brought ruga onto his platform and adam said that right before he sat down he's like yo
i don't i don't want to go into no street shit like that. So, but he said, yo, we could talk street shit.
I knew his angle.
He wanted me to talk about dirt.
And so he started trying to coax him into talking about dirt.
And he was like, yo, I don't want to talk about that.
And you could see Adam got mad.
Like he got visibly frustrated.
Like, oh, word, you want to do one of these interviews?
And then he started saying, well, yo, if the dude said mad shit about you, you don don't want to clap back at him i'm giving you an opportunity to clap back at him and that's what i
sat here and told this motherfucker that you are instigating these people going at each other i
don't give a fuck if they already had a long-standing street beef if you played five percent or ten
percent into that you are complicit and when something happens to one of these niggas you should be
held liable for that then he
sat on another platform and it was
a Crip Mac
and um
J Mane is his name and he just sitting
there laughing like they got the split
screen they got the split screen
Adams at the top and the other two gentlemen are beefing
at the bottom threatening each other's lives
and talking about each other's mothers and grandmothers and everything.
He's sitting there like, oh, making jokes, making fucking jokes.
And they've roasted us when I said this shit before about what he's doing in our culture that he can easily go pivot from with his millions of dollars and leave these motherfuckers to be still killing each other after he's profited off of the fucking deaths.
He's a piece of shit, dog.
But people let him in their culture.
I don't give a fuck.
No, you got to hold them accountable, too.
They let him.
They choose to go up there.
Nobody's taking their stands.
They let him wave the fucking carrot on the string.
They let that.
They like that.
I disagree, but it's cool.
I mean, they did do that.
I'm agreeing with you, but I don't think that they are. There's only a handful of niggas that go up there and stand on their square. I don't think it's cool I mean they did do that I'm agreeing with you But I don't think
There's only a handful
Of niggas that go up there
And stand on their square
I don't think
I don't think
They are as guilty as he
I don't think so
But it
I feel
I feel like
Oh
That shit was disgusting dog
So he's taking advantage
A bunch of niggas
Was arguing on
Instagram live
And again
Everybody needs to be
Held accountable
If you play a part Everybody needs to be H held accountable they on there arguing he in the background
talking about it is dc versus marvel yes yeah making jokes that's out of line come on bro you
look nuts they talk about killing each other for real like nigga i'll when i see you i'm putting
you under blah blah blah blah he said oh he said, oh, he laughing, joking, like literally making a spectacle of that shit.
Yo, he needs to be barred.
But in order for that,
in order for that,
they have to stop going there though.
Exactly.
And that's kind of what Flip is saying.
I don't know that he's not
some type of barred though.
Like the people that go over there,
that shit is like,
you know, I like his DC Marvel comparison.
It's like a little, that's like some type of Zeus shit that if that go over there that shit is like you know i like his dc marvel comparison it's like a little that's like some type of zeus shit that if you go over there you
complicit in zeusish activities but the thing about zeus is that's a black man that owns zeus
so when he get these black people on there and we get to fighting or you get the gay people on there
he get to it's it's black and they do but you are still but you are still pivoting from it but he
standing is predatory you are taking advantageatory. He ain't pivoting from it. He's standing it. It's predatory.
You are taking advantage of people that have less.
And you know that if I got a Zeus network, I could go get his motherfuckers $2,500.
And they going to make a fool of themselves. And I'm going to reap all the money from the residuals.
Because they are in a financial situation that they kind of don't have a choice.
It's predatory to me, yo.
Some of it is, but not all of it.
It's tricky.
I'm with Ish.
I think it's very predatory.
I mean, but we complain.
I mean, we as media complain about these people coming in the culture,
culture vultures, but niggas don't listen.
Hold on.
Niggas don't listen.
They call you stupid.
They say you weird.
They say you hating.
They're not listening.
He's going to keep doing
whatever he want to do
until somebody,
you know,
of some sort of power,
you know,
cancel him.
Not just that,
like,
he's giving certain people
an outlet
that nobody else
has given them.
True.
Like,
not trying to be funny,
but a lot of them dudes
can't go sit with
the upper echelon.
They can't sit with us.
Exactly.
They can't.
There's a reason they can't.
Yeah, but, okay, if I'm going to turn the camera on over here and let you get some shine,
and I'm the only one willing to turn the camera on for you, fuck it.
I'm going to go over there.
Sure.
Have at it.
I mean, I have my fair share of doing bullshit on the internet having people do bullshit
I have my fair share of it
so I understand
what goes into it
and you know
using certain tactics
I know I get it
the repercussions
are different bro
the shit that you
the shit that you
don't flip
nobody is not
resulting in death
the shit that you are doing
nobody could potentially
lose their life
because you flipped
over a table
these niggas are I'm not talking about I'm talking about way more that's what I'm saying death. The shit that you are doing, nobody could potentially lose their life because you flipped over a table.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about way more. That's what I'm saying.
I fly different people out, put them in a crib.
There's way more shit that I do that I can see. It's entertaining.
People subscribe to it. My Patreon
went up when I was doing it a lot
because people wanted to watch that bullshit.
Nine different people in the house.
Nine different people. You bring them all in one house. But I. Again, we love this shit. Nine different people, you bring them all in one house,
but I'm black.
We love this shit, bro.
We used to watch bum fights.
You used to watch bum fights.
We used to watch that shit.
That ain't predatory on motherfuckers.
We used to run and watch
and talk about this shit
like it was a classic.
But it is predatory a little bit.
It is.
I said, if that ain't...
I'm saying...
You paying bum niggas
to fight in your backyard.
You giving them $500 off the video.
I'm saying it's the same.
You making like $3,000.
It's the same shit that Adam is doing.
I'm saying it's predatory.
Disgusting.
Yeah.
But then when it comes.
But we wasn't shitting on that.
That's my point.
Because when it comes down to, is he doing anything for the neighborhoods?
Is he giving back?
Is he doing anything for our communities?
No.
No.
That we know of.
And the last time the niggas
that was there with him,
the complaints about him
when they left,
it wasn't too nice.
Mm-hmm.
So, yeah.
Was that your closing to that?
Yeah, we closed it, yeah.
Yeah, we offed that.
Yeah, I don't really want
to talk about it anymore.
I said what I said, yeah, but.
You called them niggas out before?
You called them niggas out? I'm done speaking. I started this, I don't want to. I don't really want to talk about it anymore. I said what I said, yeah, but. You called them niggas out before? You called them niggas out?
I'm done speaking.
I started this when I'm Adam Dow.
I mean, in general, any person that seems to be.
I make my own mental observations,
and then I move throughout life
according to the observation that I made.
I'm not trying to convince nobody else about nobody.
Like, everybody reserves the right
to think what they want about whoever uh and read the tea
leaves however you want to read them i make my note and move accordingly you should do the same
whether you pro con yay nay he got some vlad jr in him if you don't see it you don't see it
what year what year was that real quick What year was that? Real quick.
What year was that that Vlad called up
that radio station,
that clip I saw?
What year was that?
Oh,
nine,
oh eight,
something like that.
See,
you've been calling shit out
since then.
You've been calling,
what I'm saying is that
you've been advocating
or you've been against
people that are culture vultures.
That's not true.
I don't fuck with Vlad.
I don't make it my business
to call out all these people I think are culture vultures. I don't fuck with. Don't fuck with Vlad. I don't make it my business to call out all these people I
think are culture
vultures.
I don't fuck with
Vlad specifically.
Yes, but other
people, but it all
aligns though, Joe.
He's doing what
Vlad is doing.
Would you accuse
Vlad of doing it?
But Joe fucks
with Adam?
To an extent.
Okay.
I think y'all
used to be closer.
I don't know
anything about them,
so I don't really
know their
relationship.
But okay. Yeah, but if I didn't think
Vlad was such a sucker MC
I would have had that type
of cordial
work relationship
that I have with Adam
with Vlad as well
but the Vlad shit
went somewhere else
the way the Adam shit
goes somewhere else
for other people
if I were my age
when the Vlad shit happened
with Adam
it would be a different
ball game too possibly like I'm a little older and more mature so oh that's what you're doing you
kind of make the observation you're a little more business savvy now than you were back then
yeah you know I'm saying so some of the assessments and observations so he'll be
able to understand it a little bit better yeah yeah and and and distance yourself when need be
like they was calling me to try to get amp,
to do Adam on amp again.
I had already done him.
I've done him a few times, actually, on amp.
And I'm like, yo, if he's not making that request,
please don't solicit anybody on my behalf.
Like, I don't like that.
See, back to the interview game.
Yo, let me reach out, reach out, reach out, reach out, reach out.
Reach out to how you thinking something.
It can be something totally different.
Don't go reaching out to nobody
and say Joe want to talk
about anything because I don't
that's a good one
yeah
all right what else what else
do we
just to tell I'm clear Allen Iverson never hit a hole in one
it's just tight
we got off of what I was trying to say
to get to issues skills, but has Allen
Iverson ever did that? I doubt it. I don't know if
Allen Iverson played golf. We've never seen a televised. He's never done it
in a televised game.
In a televised game, has he ever
hit a hole-in-one from 145
yards away? He's hit some holes-in-ones, too.
He has some holes-in-ones.
He has some
holes-in-ones. I'm talking about hole-in-one like golf. here's some holes in ones. Here's some holes in ones.
I'm talking about hole in one, like golf.
Nah, right?
Probably.
I don't know.
Probably.
Social media wasn't really big like that back then.
Televised shit, you know.
Shit happening, you know, you don't know.
Hey, listen, as somebody that used to keep the TV on ESPN for a real long time, I can notice the changes.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And it ain't just y'all summer slate.
Y'all better get it together.
Them football niggas will be there
in about three weeks.
Yeah, nah, shit.
Some of them is reporting now.
Camp start.
Rookies started reporting already.
Yep.
Camp starts next week.
Veteran camp is the 25th?
Yeah, 25th, 6th, 7th, 8th.
They better get their programming together.
Oh, yeah.
Because it's looking bad.
Although they kept most of their good NFL analysts, to be fair.
All right.
All right, I hope so.
Well, shit.
If they were going to have a choice, they couldn't pull away from them.
Who's going to analyze the game?
They fired some of them?
I know Steve Young got fired.
That's it.
That was a couple. Louis Riddick's still there. Ryan Clark, I'm sure, got fired. That's it. That was a couple.
Louis Riddick's still there.
Ryan Clark, I'm sure, is still there.
Dan Orlovsky is still there.
Mina Kimes is still there.
Dan is still there?
I think so.
Because his name was in the early report.
And I was sad about that.
Let's see if Dan Orlovsky is still there.
That's my man.
That's my man.
Like, they went to the people that paid.
That they had to pay.
So I'm sure they were giving Steve Young
a nice piece of bread.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they cut a bunch of fat back.
Like, all the jokers that was getting a couple dollars,
they got rid of it.
Good, great, great, great.
Nobody said nothing about it,
but Talib Kweli and Consequence have been beefing
for about two weeks now.
It's the funniest thing in the world.
Well, Talib's banned on Twitter, I think, right?
He's been beefing with a bunch of niggas.
Like, he's just been beefing with a bunch of niggas.
Was he?
Yeah.
Was he beefing with Vish about it?
He was beefing with Vish.
He called because he's saying his usual about it.
Can we not broadcast whatever that is?
Okay.
Yeah.
Thank you.
broadcast whatever that is okay yeah thank you let's stick to talking about Talib as he relates to whatever consequence is saying
how you won't tell me that man a disman that man listen the man did this, my son.
He disrespected my son.
I don't got no, my son is hot.
I don't need to throw my son in the mix of nothing.
My son already in the mix.
That man came at my kid.
That man told me, that man told, and when he was talking his shit, your son is a biracial, confused kid.
Listen, nigga. Listen, nigga. And when he was talking his shit Your son is a biracial confused kid Listen nigga Listen nigga
Don't play with my son nigga
Cause it be up nigga
You don't know me and you don't know my son
Don't play no games cause his moms is white
Okay his moms is white
He black
At the end of the day
That's my son came out my dick nigga
Don't play yourself nigga you get
popped upside listen listen that's my son that's all i'ma say this is literally 12 minutes you're
talking shit because you've heard about another nigga saying he don't like your raps then you
should then you should have been a rapper you should have been a rapper you should have been
a rapper and you should have barred that out you're not capable of boring Kanye West
out you're not capable of boring out consequence you're not capable of boring
out nobody on good music or if they ever never jump that shit back off again okay
that's what we that's what the real problem is, nigga. You're not capable of f***ing with us.
So when that nigga dissed you, when he was drunk and s***, you couldn't do nothing about it.
Your own mans laughed at you, nigga.
Tap out, alright?
Do yourself a favor, nigga.
Cause tomorrow come and you don't tap out and you don't apologize, nigga.
You gonna wish you dead.
Cause this Queens, nigga, I'm already loaded with a stick, nigga.
I'm going to tear the internet up in the mall, nigga.
Bet that.
Bet that, nigga.
All right, Conz.
He goes on.
It gets funnier as he goes.
So just for clarity, this is all over Kanye West.
Of course.
Of course.
When Kanye said
the slick shit about
Tyler and Tyler
and then Conz
and this is hilarious.
Can't be talking
about no white kids.
Backpacker beef is funny.
Backpacker beef is...
Backpacker beef is very funny.
Backpacker niggas
be stealing niggas outside.
That's what I'm saying.
Beef to beef be funny
when somebody's
public perception
don't match
how they move behind the scenes.
Like a bunch of them
R&B niggas
get to acting crazy
behind the scenes.
That's a fact.
The backpack niggas,
the earthy hoes,
there's a bunch of people
that present differently than...
But be with the shits.
Yeah.
That's true.
It's very true.
This is hilarious.
I don't know where it stands now
but
Koms is funny
Koms is funny
who y'all got to be
in rap
come on backpacker man
in rap
in rap
both
I think I got Talib
actually
in rap
I don't know about in rap
well
yeah
I'll give it to Talib. I want to see that
from him. But you got him winning.
You saying you want to see it from him or you got him winning?
I got it. He's. Talib talks his
shit on the internet. In rap? Rap
strictly? Yes.
Damn.
It's okay to say it bro. Well no I think
that Talib's a better rapper than Consequence but Consequence
probably raps more
battle appropriate.
And I do agree with him that most of Good's roster
would smoke Tyle Liv in a battle.
He don't want that Asaha smoke.
He don't want Pusha smoke.
Common's his man, but he wouldn't want that smoke.
Is it too late to declare Pusha the loser
in the Jim Jones beef yet?
I got a no
I don't
even have the beefs again
I told y'all the record ain't even come
out that's why you lost
that's why you lost
see back to these
technicalities
technicalities
your record ain't come out.
You did that Fly Fashion Week shit.
I stepped on it in Harlem with my shit,
and then we never heard your record again.
You stepped what?
Huh?
I don't think you stepped on it.
I don't think you stepped on it.
You did what it was supposed to do.
That's not true.
That's not true.
I ain't going to let you tell me that.
Where's the record at?
Fam, that record.
It wasn't supposed to do nothing
but be background noise at the Louis shit.
So yes, it did what it was supposed to do.
And it made a whole bunch of noise.
Yes.
It did.
We covered it.
That's it.
That's not it.
It was a record.
It's probably sitting on the Clips album that's going to be coming out in so forth.
We got a project coming.
That record is coming when we drop it.
I'm not rolling with that.
I grade differently than y'all.
I go a step further and think that that drama gangster grills that he's talking about is
a Clips gangster grills.
I'm grading differently to y'all.
Hell no.
Okay.
You got to drop that record.
I don't give a fuck what's going on in that Eclipse album.
That record has to sell it.
That don't mean it can't be on your album no more.
I ain't got to drop that shit yet.
Shit.
I think that's even more of a point forward.
I'm not even paying you no attention.
I think it's chess.
I was walking in.
I think it's chess.
I definitely think it's Chess.
Would you feel the same way
if the clip premiered
at the Grammys
and then the record
wasn't available for purchase?
No.
No.
That's what the Grammys is for.
I wouldn't feel the same way.
Any unique opportunity
to premiere or debut a song
differently,
the song should be made
available soon.
That's what I'm thinking. Outside of the beef.
As someone who wants the song, I want
the song. But I don't think that gives
Jim the automatic victory. I'm not saying he should
drop that song because Jim...
That's not what I'm saying. That's what it sounds like. You're saying
a little bit. No, it's the
Paris, the Louis Vuitton. Not Jim.
Fuck Jim.
You did that. Make it
available. I want the song
So I'm with you on that part
But I don't think that makes him lose the battle
I don't want to make it available
Until I want to make it available
And when I said what I said
You gotta make me come out my hole now
And say something that's gonna make me
No I don't
You came out the hole on your own
No I just walked up to the thing
And they played the shit in the background
He didn't put the shit out The fact that it's made Says you came out the hole on your own. No, I just walked up to the thing, and they played the shit in the background. He didn't put the shit out.
The fact that it's made says you came out the hole.
I ain't promote this shit.
That shit was background music.
Oh, you crazy.
All right, I'm not talking to y'all.
No, they promoted it.
I'm done.
I'm out of here.
With a fly ass promotion.
Don't worry.
I got a friend in the show.
No, I'm talking about when I say I'm talking about pushing himself has not been running
around promoting that record.
No, he didn't.
That's what I'm talking about. When I say I didn't promote this. But premiering it been running around promoting that record. No, he didn't. That's what I'm talking about.
When I say I didn't promote this.
But premiering it there is promoting it.
It is.
It is.
Yes.
And promoting it hugely.
J.D. like, he knew what he was doing, man.
Come on, man.
That's fly.
That's fly to me.
That's fly, yeah.
I did some fly shit.
You ain't dropped the record.
Cabo came up, stepped on your shit, and that's it.
I know.
I'm shocked that you say that, especially in the summertime.
Maybe in the winter, I feel, y'all.
In the summer, you're against-
I think we're getting a Clips album before-
I think we're getting it soon.
And we can't wait.
How soon?
I think this summertime, before summer's out.
I wouldn't be surprised.
July's closing soon.
September 21st is the end of summer.
Before October.
I think we get it before August is out.
Okay.
Because this album has been rumored to be happening
For two or three years now
Granted the Neptunes are the Neptunes
So that's gonna take a little minute
But this felt like it was actually supposed to drop sooner than it is
And something else is holding it up right now
That's what it feels like to me
Okay
Or he's letting it stew
Like yo I don't even want to put the song out
You gotta just stew on this shit
It could be that too.
It could be done.
It could have been supposed to come out three weeks ago,
but I'm not going to make it look like I'm thirsty
to put this shit out.
Couldn't play with me like that.
No, we know.
You heard a snippet.
You see, Jim is different.
A new disc, Pusha T disc would have been out every week
until that song comes out.
And then more discs after that song.
Because you've already showed me you can't keep up with the output.
For whatever reason, not skill-wise, but maybe timing, your team, whatever it is, you can't keep up with the output.
You played a snippet and the thinking was to release that song way after it's over.
By then, all I got to do is keep doing this.
Now, Jim ain't going to do that, so y'all will feel how you feel. But that wouldn't I got to do is keep doing this. Now,
Jim ain't going to do that
so y'all will feel
how you feel,
but that wouldn't have worked.
That wouldn't have worked.
The fuck you talking about?
That wouldn't have worked at all.
This nigga had a Drake disc.
And then you forcing him
out the cubbyhole.
So you didn't force him out.
He walked out
to say what he had to say
because he ain't like
that shit you said about Drake.
He walked out the cubbyhole.
Yo, nigga, I'm me.
And he went back. No, now I'm going to get you out. Hey, hey.
All August. All August 23.
Shooting videos in the air.
All August 23 in the air. I'm going to Virginia. I'm bugging. I'm going to get Teddy Riley in
the video. I'm going to start bugging. Hey, I'm bugging out. Ish, congratulations, man,
to Sharif. They won the championship.
Let me get the round of applause shit.
I hate this move.
I don't know.
All right, forget it, y'all.
Yeah.
All right, never mind.
Yo, you crazy.
I know you didn't.
You didn't say congratulations to Sharif, who won the championship.
That's your family?
Yeah.
Congratulations.
Oh, there must be some beef on there, bro.
Yeah.
All right, come on.
All right.
I got a part of this show. I want some other shit. I got a part of this show. I seen Oh, there must be some beef on the bottom. Yeah. All right, come on. All right. I got a part of this show.
I got a part of this show.
I seen you, bro.
I seen you.
What you seeing, Ice?
What you seeing, Ice?
Another one.
Wait, there's another article?
There's another one for Old Khaled right here.
Really?
Where?
There's another article.
Just call it Old Khaled?
Old Khaled?
Where did you find it, Ice?
There's another new-ish article.
There's another new-ish article on Medium.
My mom really loves these articles.
On Medium, yo.
I saw it.
Wait, he hired a publicist.
All right, he hired a publicist.
You hired a publicist?
I saw it, bro.
I'm asking you a question.
Did you hire a publicist?
I didn't hire anybody, Joe.
Do you have a publicist?
I do.
And you didn't hire?
I did not.
You're on Medium?
Wait.
Yo, fam, can we move it along?
No, nigga, we can't move it along
no we move it to you what's wrong with you so she just picked picked herself how you know it's a she
they picked themselves how you know it's a they i don't know who this whoever this person is pick
they picked themselves they they said that they wouldn't mind working with me, so we started working together.
That's too personal, man.
Yo, listen.
That was easy.
Medium, nigga.
Can we move back to this?
Yeah.
Nah, they cooking though.
What are you doing?
They cooking hard for you.
Whatever.
I don't know if you cracking they muffin for real.
They on my small feet, buddy.
No, no.
Medium, though.
Biggish.
I done in love with the biggish.
Hey, hey.
You think you slick, nigga.
I don't think I'm anything.
I want to read it, nigga.
You better shout it out.
Who is this person
that's leveraging
the Joe Budden podcast?
All right, Joe, stop.
What?
What?
No, no, no.
No?
No what?
No.
No.
Because you know they're not.
They ain't running around
saying, yo, I got ish.
No, they're saying. Theyall got issues. No, they saying.
They're getting them
in the media.
They ain't killing now.
Yeah, look at me.
That's hate.
Is it a guy or girl?
My last question, I'm out.
Part of the show, bro.
My last question, I'm out.
Guy or girl?
It's what a guy or girl?
The publicist?
Okay, forget it.
Yeah.
The girl.
Part of the show
what we got
I'm pulling it right now
okay cool
talk in the meantime
I can see you
we see you Joe
it's downloading
service bag
the Wi-Fi act it up
good job
I'm happy for you clap it up clap it up Yeah, what's wrong with you, man? Shit. The Wi-Fi acted up. Good job. Yeah, it's a little better.
I'm happy for you.
Clap it up.
I like to see that.
Clap it up.
You got more for this?
No, I don't.
I'm just laughing at the fact that he keep looking at me because he think I got something
to say.
I don't know.
I just like his responses to these shit.
That's what's funny to me.
Is there any more interviews coming up?
At least you can tell us that.
Yeah, hell yes.
You want a 10 media run?
A 10 magazine run, nigga? What's wrong with you, Rob't gonna lie biggish medium hey media man media man so i'm gonna read them shits uh this is from mac warner
what's up mac mac warner says what's up gang long time listener way back before joe knew what he
wanted to call this shit.
I'm 27 and about three years ago, my mother suffered a couple strokes that left her with some physical and cognitive disabilities.
Since then, I became her caregiver and has basically took on the parental role in our relationship.
Total mind fuck.
We went through some growing pains as expected, but I'm starting to feel like I'm getting things back
to a sense of comfortability in our new normal.
My question to the gang is,
what precautions have you guys taken, if any,
in the event that a parent suffers a health scare
to the point that someone would have to provide
round-the-clock care?
P.S., if this question is picked,
please send love to Big M4,
and I want to applaud you for taking care of your mother
in her time of need.
Salute.
Oh, that was sweet.
Yeah.
Great question.
I do not have an answer.
I don't either.
My mom is a hypochondriac,
so she is on her health almost weekly, biweekly.
But what precautions would you take?
That's a good question.
I don't know.
It is a really...
In my brain, I would just drop my entire world and be there.
It's a few different things.
Personally, myself.
I'm not hiring nobody to go sit there i'm going to sit
there first but but you have the option and it's a really scary situation like well i told y'all
my mother um took the jab and immediately after taking the jab um both of her legs swole up
she couldn't pass urine it was it was bad so So it hit home because in like now my mother on the walker, she got blood thinners for life, all that shit.
So it hit home because in those instances, we don't necessarily always have proper planning for shit like that.
And then again, we we we up here leisurely talk about a bunch of shit as if it's the societal norm.
Like, you have the ability that if you had to hire 24-hour around-the-clock help for your mother, you could.
Most people can't do that.
Most people can't hire two-hour training.
Don't be the people that come in and kill your parents.
The people that you hired.
No, no no i'm
coming there i'm talking about just for regular yo making the bed uh uh cleaning the bathroom
shit like that like dog we don't understand that those are potential things that take place as we
start to get older your your parent becomes your kid you know what i mean and most people aren't
in a place where they could take care of themselves, much less take care of somebody else. We talked about child support.
Nigga, that parental support, you would damn near be another kid.
And if you don't got siblings or your siblings not lending nothing to it,
like, it's a rough situation.
One of the people in my family, they in a facility.
Those facilities are high as shit, dog.
Them shits be 12, 13 grand a month.
You can't own a house they take your house or they make you sell it and you gotta give
them the bread like those facilities
and all of that shit that shit is really
really really expensive so
shout out to homeboy that you know what I'm
saying they getting it together he said they getting
some common ground now I know that
shit was crazy all your
social life is gone.
Y'all answered a question.
I did.
Like, I don't know what I would do.
I've been there.
Like, I haven't been there,
but, dog, that shit is a lot.
You financially...
So you don't have the precautions
to answer no.
You like that?
Yeah.
I definitely don't.
I don't either.
I don't even know
if I got enough money to do that.
It's that expensive, dog.
That shit ain't cheap.
Insurance?
My mom set it up for herself, though, she said.
My mom set it up for herself.
She went for the mayor's office,
so she says just in case something happens,
she got this whole shit she put together
because she says she don't trust niggas.
She didn't say that, but I don't think
that I would have the means neither. I don't think we think about that when we're going. she don't trust niggas. She didn't say that, but I don't think that I would have the means neither.
I don't think we think about that when we go in.
We don't.
Do we have a protocol set up for
ourselves?
And my mom had to talk with me about that shit.
She told me all the shit she showed me. I got this set up for myself
because I know you're going to...
It feels kind of crazy too.
You know what I mean? Because you got to really think about it.
And it's something you don't even want to think about.
It's something you don't want to think about.
Yeah.
You run from that.
This kind of reminds me, I don't know if y'all saw it, but over the weekend, there was a quote from Marlon Wayans that went around.
I saw that.
Where he was talking about why he never got married.
And it was because he was basically his mom's caregiver.
He was like, you know, I knew my mother mother needed me and I didn't need a woman trying to
compete with the time between damn he said he left one day he went out for the
first time no that was that was someone who replied to that and I saw I was
gonna read the person I replied he was like from the age of 14 to 23 I was my
mom's caregiver until she died women knew of her condition and were still
upset with my limitations to dating I finally caved in one day and decided to step out for a second just to see how it felt.
In that same hour, my mom went into a coma and died.
So it's like, it's a weight on some people.
Like, yo, sometimes, now that's just dating.
Imagine you have children.
You know what I'm saying?
There is a balance.
It's hard.
It's a hard one.
And like you said, we do not prepare for that.
Like, for your moms, it's just hard one and we and like you said we do not prepare for that like for your moms are just something happening now everything has changed your mom your dad any of that yeah it's
real like my family we talk about that my both my grandparents um you know you might remember yeah
uh they're 82 and 83 years old or 81 82. i always get the ages mixed up but we just lost my uncle and my mom and my aunt are
their last two children no one wants to move too far because they're like god forbid if something
happens to one of them we got to all be there for the other one now they've been together since they
were 17 years old all they've known is each other is each other so now if one goes the rest of the
family gotta we gotta be around to kick in and you know what i mean no think about that like that all they've known is each other. Is each other. So now if one goes, the rest of the family got to,
we got to be around it to kick in.
And you know what I mean?
No, think about that.
Like that, that's another conversation.
Like, yo, when you start to get older
and you have your own family.
So we talk about the cost of living
in New Jersey all the time.
Yo, dog, you can't even really move away sometimes
because you will feel guilty moving to the Midwest
where the cost of living is cheaper,
but your parents live here because you're not in moving to the Midwest where the cost of living is cheaper but your parents live here
because you're not
in close proximity to them.
Something's playing.
Nothing here is playing
but I do hear that.
Oh, that's me.
I'm sorry.
It's my fault.
Sorry.
You know what I mean?
That shit is different.
I felt guilty
moving to Pennsylvania
when I lived there
because you know how
my family depends on me.
Everybody.
And I felt guilty just being two and a half hours away.
So this is deep.
And why'd you do it?
You know why I did it, nigga.
I'm back and it brought me back.
My family depended on me, brought me back, actually.
So you felt guilty but you still left for a girl?
No, I felt guilty when I was out there.
Why you doing that? He trying, he felt guilty when I was out there no no
he trying
he trying
no no no
I'm cool with mine
don't worry about him
ah Joe
I'm asking to get clarity
and I'm gonna clarify
if you let me
you wanna put the screen down
so you can look at me
look me in my eyes
on the top
look at me
that's some dirty
that's a dirty thing
no no no
it's cool
it's cool
and life brought me right back
right back
you're talking about the leaving part
the leaving part
yeah
I got out there
and then I was like
damn I'm far away from home
I didn't really like this
but
moving away
no I did
no I did
but being away from
how long did you live there
a year and a half
oh so you was lamping
no I wasn't lamping
Joseph
he getting to here
he trying
I'm about to turn in a flip
Yo you talking about my family yo
I gotta try
That's one of the reasons
I've never left New Jersey
I'd have to take my parents
Yeah
Or at least one of them
Somebody
Like even now
Yo my brother lives in Florida
My mom only got me and him
So now it's like
Fuck I can't
I'm responsible for mom now true
he bailed out first he did he got up out of here and I had to talk to him about
that he was just like bro this is before I had my daughter he said yo when you
have a kid you'll understand he's like at some point you can't keep looking
back you have to look forward and do for your child too and I even now having a kid I just we have disagreements
about that but you have to walk your way of life I gotta walk mine and I still need to be close to
the family because they've always depended on me they didn't depend on our my cousins or my brother
like that it was always me so a lot of this shit falls on my shoulders.
It should be real.
It should be real.
I mean, Sirius has such heavy endings and then all
look at me. I've been
in silly mode waiting for y'all to finish
discussing your family rituals.
Nah, I forgot homeboy's name.
Mack Warner.
Hopefully. That was his name.
Hopefully niggas helped him in his questions.
Is it Max Warner?
Mack.
Let me find it.
Oh, yeah, man.
Mack Warner.
Shout out to Mack.
Salute.
Shout out to you niggas out there listening to this in a one bedroom.
there listening to this in a one bedroom.
You going to find a way to lead it on, niggas.
Word.
The leaders would be offering an opinion about it,
and I did not.
I said, shout out to the people listening to this in a one bedroom.
Why just them, though?
Because those are the people we were talking about earlier.
What I'm saying is people are listening to this in the studio. People are the people we were talking about earlier. What I'm saying,
there's people that listen
to this in the studio.
People living in this.
Oh, I'm going to never
shout them out.
Shout them out.
Listening to this
in the room somewhere.
Unless, oh,
a studio like Salehi
be listening to this shit in.
No, no, no.
I'm talking about studio apartment.
Like a studio.
No.
Like a studio apartment.
Yeah.
Okay.
You shout out to them.
You shout out to them niggas.
Shout out to all y'all
in the studios.
The one bedroom,
two bedrooms.
Shout out to y'all
in the room.
Oh no, yes I did. Yes I did. 17. Shout out to all y'all in the studios, the one bedroom, two bedrooms. Shout out to y'all in the room. Oh, no, yes, I did.
Yes, I did.
17.
Shout out to all y'all.
How many one bedrooms you had in your life, bitch?
Yo, dog.
How do I get into your bullshit?
My sleeper's loaded up.
Mine is, too.
There you go.
How many one bedrooms have you stayed in in your life?
It's not going to answer you.
Two.
You had a girl at that time?
Yes.
One of them.
Three.
Three for me.
One for me.
One.
I was there for a long time.
Listen, by the time this podcast is over,
I will have played the whole Made a Project.
Word.
That's just how I feel.
Okay.
ASMR.
She's got her Travis bag.
Hey. Hey. She got her Travis back Hey
Hey
Hey
Hey I'll do whatever you say Push that tongue and that pussy on your brain
I take it down, don't wanna waste time
Get in one face time, I'ma ride a legation It's feeling like demon time, what's up with
you Adeline?
Camera on my star tonight, Beat it up to my heart like
Oh my
That foreplay got me on my mind
I know you're faking from design
Loving this moment got me blind
Ah
You got me trapped in my smell
I don't do whatever you say
Put my tongue and my pussy on your brain
Happiness, I feel like we're too long
You got me fantasizing about your size, huh
Shipping like you can't do, fuck it right, huh
I ain't got two hours, I just wanna come
And you're somebody's that, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Face to face, one telephone, I can't feel
You're speakin' four languages, and you ain't enough
You're so the best you ever have, and it's in my
Write it down on me Put it in slowly
That la-di-da-di-da-di got me dirty, dirty, dummy
Comin' on curtains, one hand on the grill
All the hands on my skirt
Do the work till it's squirt
For tonight
That full plate got me on my mind
I know you're freaky from design Love in this moment got me blind
You got me trapped in amazement I'll do whatever you say
Put that tongue and that pussy on your brain I
That shit so hard
Whole shit is hard
Brand new made of that record is called ASMR
And your phone's right this second great project great project shout out to her man
turn it up turn it up what we got energy up in in here. New York, New York, New York, New York, going New York with it.
Sleeper time. What are you talking about?
Turn it up. Turn it up.
Shut up, man.
So this dude's project came out, I believe it was last week. I was new to his music. I know a lot of
y'all know who he is. He has a huge following. I've been seeing people tell me about his music
for a while. I never got around to checking it. Big Ice.
follow and i've been seeing people tell me about his music for a while i never got around to checking it big ice but this this uh little tj album is pretty hard and this record on this one
is called june 22nd woke up in the morning calm day woke up in the morning Calm day Woke up in the morning, parent know my heat a tuck
It's a calm day, time to tee it up I called the plug, told him mama need some
drink He say you on Trisha Keisha, I said nigga
what you think?
Got five point bank, Zavi Mo might faint In this new ground mode, it's the picture
I'ma paint Tryna sign shit, it's the day that I'm in ice bite
She gang do, lookin' nice, but I was thinkin', what's the price?
But back to me, fell asleep right in this stu
I'm lackin', pistol packin'
He said I don't got it, then he tappin', I'm not the type
The opps know me, I'm more like the shot the type
Shot if I don't got the fight, used to have a pocket knife
Back to this, I'm tryin' members so I don't gas this shit
Truth be told on what I could see, clearly should be half of it
Plus I can't spit certain shit, certain shit don't match with this
It's wavy and it fit the ball but go against my practices
Passionate, next day I'm back up on the same shit
Two days, same shit, same God, same whip
No sleep, chain hit, gotta do a couple shit
I ain't really with no security, I'm on some muscle shit Bus moves, had this lil' me and in the morning
Still ain't get no sleep yet, afternoon I'm torn in
Action sturdy, this the fuckin' city I was born in
So I know if it ever rain, the day is gon' be pourin'
Ops know it's crazy, they come out, now we out Me the bros up in the whip and we in route
I go to sleep, I wake up hearing someone following my car Bitch, you following my car
No one following my car I took a look, I saw the car
And then I run right back to sleep I heard, that's that car again
Never now it's beat I grab my pocket and I'm like, now I'm finna
flip him on the street Bros like, nah, TJ, you wildin'
All I do is suck my teeth We downtown in the city, ain't nobody doin'
shit I'm like, nah, bro, you buggin'
We was dumb, I be a lick My new piece just came We downtown in the city, ain't nobody doin' shit I'm like, nah, bro, you buggin'
We was dumb, I be a lick
My new piece just came
My old piece, a couple bricks
And if that's the ops, what if they pull up and blitz the whip?
So we argue
Know me, I hop out the roof regardless
Moment niggas see me, that's when the car spit
Niggas get to laugh and they like, told you to you tweakin'
I just go right back to sleep and I'm like, nah, I'm tired of speakin' Now I now i'm out the back 30 later we at the telly i won't up when niggas pulled up
that shit hurt me on my belly i ain't get to see if niggas spun the block and got back with us
fuck around and lose my life just for hanging with little niggas so we out back to the telly
i relax finish my nap book the school so in a few i'ma go back Shows lined up, album sound like some crack
So I'm excited for the music coming out and for the sack
I'm finna go to Paris, really in a couple hours
It's my first time, crazy this shit happen, what a wower
Already got some kills lined up for when I land
Overseas I be that man, think about it, be like them
Now I'm back up, finna go through with the plan
Hit the stoo, make a jam, not knowing, aw man Anyways, I'm well aware finna go through with the plan hit the stoop make a jam not knowing
oh man anyways I'm well aware who's driving I don't care hit the car clutch and sit down now
there's someone in my rear and that was June 22nd by Lil Tjay.
Again, the project just came out last week.
I gave it a listen.
I was like, wow.
I was late, but now I got to go back and hear the rest of this dude's music because this shit is pretty dope.
Album's called 2-2-2.
Okay.
I found a new artist that I took a liking to while I was surfing the web the other day.
This is Jordan and her song, Flow. Why even bother? No, I get hot and bothered when compared to these frauders
I'm a man like Marauder
The people's instinctive author was never no sacrificial lamb
But somehow always slaughtered
Rhythm is easy for me
I dibble and dabble in words like a scrabble
They pull up and battle a man or a woman
Who do they think I handled?
A wizardry that take a place in this hickory dickory
I like a zam turn a bitch to a centipede
Will it turn you to a pussy?
But you already been that shit to me
Already been that bitch to me
So bitches catching up, like rockin' ten seasons ago
And thinking that you dressin' up
Y'all niggas got some catchin' up
Cause a lot of lies been told
I'm livin' in the days, the future's past
So time's been old, sometimes I think about givin' up
But remember, I'm too cold
Then wipe my nose, wipe the coal out my eyes
Then proceed to take over
I feel like Raps Jehovah
Lord, I'm a witness to the devastation on your planet
Lord, be on fitness
I exercise my faith in hopes that I could be enlisted
Into the Jew-warriors, the glorious to be saved
You gotta flow, you gotta flow
You gotta flow, you gotta flow You gotta flow, you gotta flow
You never know, you never know You gotta flow, you gotta flow
You gotta flow, you gotta flow You gotta flow, you gotta flow
You never know, you never know You never know, you never know
You never know, you never know You never know, you never know, you never know, you never know, you never know
When I could just stop at the end of discussion
About who really does it and who really don't
On the top of the top when it come to a list
When it come to a bitch, when it come to a god
On an island remote, you could call me the king
You could call me the queen, you could call me the reason
That rappers is jokes, I be pulling these calls out my ass
And niggas be eating it up like a chalafish toast
Don't tell me I'm gross, just look at the gross
The numbers disgusting, you wish I was bluffing
But nigga I'm stunting
Pull up and pick on me if you wanna look up to something
You got it Flo, you got it
That's Jordan with Flo
She got some other heat too, she's fire
She's fire, salute to her
It's always dope when you just find some new shit out of nowhere
Yeah, it was on the Explore page
Shit is crazy
She was just sitting there
Love it, love it
I'm going with
I think how I pronounce
his name is
Chikoris
okay
or Chikoris
the song is called
Body Language
alright Hey there, pretty lady You walkin' by me the right time
Only thing I had in my head Was to talk to you
You've been actin' sweet but shady But I be tripping on you lately
You are five stars in my eyes
But I wanna be more than friends
Cause you moving kinda dangerous
But she looking like it's Angel Dallas
Just no one to know me, baby
One is the kiddo, we're just me and you
I said no to the no to the no, no, no, yeah
All the models with their body language playing
me And I get nothing now yeah
You the one I wanna see Blessing my future I'm Da Vinci and Lisa
There's no way I'll reminade Not a second will waste when I strip you from
your waist down I know you kept dealing with somebody
But ain't no man can take you so light your
body You know I'm one of one
Girl, there ain't no competition for me I'ma compete you like a mission
Hold your tongue, baby, you just gotta listen Sippin' up real slow upon that doosey
And you say There's something in this liquor
There's something in this liquor Smokin' up clouds, now the air is getting thicker It's getting bigger, it's thicker Smoking up clouds, now the air is getting thicker
It's getting bigger, it's getting thicker And I just wanna deal with you, not just your attitude
I'm way too used to all these speeches Talking way too fast, trying to holler but the time has passed
I said no to the no to the no no no, yeah All the models with their body language For getting me And I get nothing now, yeah
You the one I wanna see
Blessing my future
I'm devan, G and Lisa
Hey, Shikaris, Body Language?
Craig David, Lil' Cousin or something
Sound like Chris a little bit too
I was like, I thought I heard this song before
Salute though
Salute to you
What happened?
He sung Liquor by Chris Brown.
Oh.
In the record.
Where, huh?
You ain't hear it?
I was up there.
Oh.
Yeah.
Why?
You just took a verse out of Liquor.
He borrowed a line or a bar.
A line?
You borrowed a verse?
Let me hold that verse real quick.
What's wrong?
Who did that?
Chikaris, his name was?
What's his name?
What's his name?
Talk your sleep off.
Sicario is back?
Yeah.
What?
If I could.
What happened to Sicario?
That nigga?
I want to know where Sicario is.
Where's Sicario?
That nigga.
Sicario is only one.
If I could go.
Oh, nigga.
Oh, nigga.
That's Angie's shit. Let's go. Oh, boy. You got to. Sicario. Sicario. There's only one Sicario. If I could go. Oh, nigga. Hey! That's Angie's shit.
Let's go.
Oh, boy.
You got to.
Sicario.
Sicario.
What's up, man?
Chivalrous?
What's happening?
What made you think about Sicario?
Because all these people have been honoring Angie lately.
So in that, you pull up.
Facts.
Facts.
And they let the Sicario verse play by mistake.
So I was like, oh, shit.
By mistake.
Sicario.
He was mad at me
for a little bit too.
Oh, he was?
Yeah, I said something.
In punchline days,
in punchline days,
you made punchlines.
True.
And rappers didn't
like the punchlines.
Until the young money niggas
and Big Sean changed
how punchlines went,
punchlines could get
tricky for you.
That's true.
They can.
And social media days, y'all lucky they don't do punchlines could get tricky for you. That's true. They can. And social media days?
Y'all lucky they don't do punchlines no more
like old school.
Now, all of y'all would be in a punchline.
All of y'all would be getting punched in y'all line.
Y'all lucky that Fab is doing something
and Banks want to be serious adult man
and I'm retired.
Who does the old shits?
Nobody.
Not many. Not many. Nobody does the old shits? Nobody. Not many.
Not many.
Nobody does the old ones.
They don't.
They left that alone.
And I'm phony.
No, Rand still punchlines.
He does it in a different way.
He don't use like
the disrespectful type
of punchlines.
He don't do them.
It's not like
the ones I'm talking about.
He do them.
I'm talking about them ones.
Y'all better be glad
Freck ain't rapping still.
Being there?
Yup
That's Ice's favorite
Punchline guy
Yup
I stand on it
Nobody would care
If people cared about
Punchlines they would
No cause you got that
Alright see
Go ahead
Stop man stop
No shout out to Freck
Stop
Exactly Freck is Stop. Exactly.
Freck is my man.
But you have to, it got to be a combination of the line and who said the line.
Okay, I see.
That's why.
I'm not trying to diss Freck.
We give rappers passes for bullshit.
That's my man, man, with the punchline.
Facts.
We give rappers passes for bullshit, but because they said it, it's okay.
J.R. Ryder still do that.
I didn't know that.
But he does, so what do you say?
What do you say to that?
And it's fire.
Now you understand.
I have to hear it.
I didn't know that.
If I heard it, I'd be like, oh shit, J.R. Ryder, yeah, still.
Them niggas ain't mad at me.
I'd hear the J.R. Ryder punchline and be like, oh shit, I want to go fucking do something
to J.R. Ryder.
They ain't going to give a fuck, them niggas said that.
If I say the punchline, them niggas are going to come looking for me.
Why?
Wait, what?
Oh, no, I agree with that.
Well, you should be a little
more disrespectful
than other people's too.
And it's coming from Joe.
Well, and I'm bigger
than J.R.Rotter.
And it's Joe.
It's coming from Joe.
And it's Joe.
Joe can say something
that was not as bad
as something somebody else said,
but because it came from him,
it's going to hit different.
Certain people be a little
more disrespectful.
Absolutely.
Because they're not picking on like,
Absolutely.
The funny thing that someone did.
They're taking the horrible thing that something happened to someone
and flipping it into a punchline.
Which is great for the listener,
but not so great for the guys on the punchline.
It don't, man, it don't matter.
It's like when you joke and shit
and we all laughing,
but then that one
Motherfucker laugh
Who better not laugh
Like no you can't laugh
You be mixing up
My tensions
I have none with
J.R.R.
That's what it is
Don't mix up my shit
J.R.R. is alright
And Freck is alright with me
Y'all don't have to fish
But none of the niggas
That's not alright with me
Stop
I didn't say nothing
You my man.
I'm with you.
I got to stop him because he be getting ready to go.
You always making some stupid ass face.
Telling my son.
No, I'm not.
You ain't got a face.
Do that to them.
Hold on.
So I'm laughing quietly instead of jumping out the window?
Hold on.
So you want me to jump out the window again?
I'm telling you.
Yes or no?
I'm telling you that there is no such thing as laughing quietly.
So pick your version with me.
Can I land my plane?
There's no such thing as laughing quietly when the cameras your version with me. Can I land my plane? There's no such thing as laughing quietly when the cameras and mics are on.
They can't hear me.
That's not quiet.
They're looking at you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
They're looking at you.
I watch the playback.
I look at you every episode.
Let me ask you a question.
You see the difference between me and you?
You see when the red lights hit, I know when the camera's on me.
So I pick my spots.
That's the difference.
You see?
Look, now it's on me now.
Look at the little red dot.
So when I'm doing this, it's not on me. He knows what he's doing back there. I definitely just learned some shit. I ain't going to hold y'all. I thought red light just
mean recording, nigga.
That means, yeah, it's the little red light that means the camera's on you.
Oh, you fucked up. E, now I'm on to you.
Look, it's on us.
Yeah, now I'm on to you.
That's the problem with the world today. Everybody looking for the red light. Y'all take camera
advice and flip.
See, that's
the person taking your camera
advice. Salute, salute, salute my man.
I love Lady Gaga like the
next man. What the fuck does she know
about taking pictures?
Y'all don't remember. Y'all wasn't there for that one.
I pick my spots, yo. Okay.
I love you. When I was like this? I don't think
we expressed love enough in this part. I love you too. Y'all know I love y'all. I love all y'all. I love all spots, Joe. Okay. I love you. When I went like this? I don't think we expressed love enough in this podcast.
I love you, too.
Y'all know I love y'all.
I love all y'all.
I love all y'all.
I appreciate y'all.
I'm thankful for y'all.
I have extreme gratitude for everybody here, and I don't think I expressed that enough,
so I want to do that before I go on vacation.
Oh, thank you.
Likewise, by the way.
Thank you very much.
Appreciate it.
See my hand with that.
Bonuses?
Love all y'all as well.
What'd he say?
And I want y'all to enjoy your vacations, by the way.
Ice, you be on the bush.
Ice, you be saying a lot of bullshit on the wall.
No, I'm just saying, you know.
Begging, right?
I ain't begging.
I don't beg.
You say you have appreciation.
Cool, appreciate it then.
That's begging.
No, it ain't.
Wait, what does appreciate have to do with your pockets, Ice?
A lot, nigga.
He said show it financially.
Ice, show me.
Ice, you be dead serious or that's me talking?
That nigga at home.
Because you're a different breed, son.
No, he's not.
It's a bird.
He's not a bird.
I ain't a bird.
He ain't a bird.
It is a bird.
No, but hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
It is a bird.
It could be papaya, though.
It could be.
It's papaya.
Let me smell.
Papaya?
That watch look all right.
It do.
That shit look heavy.
You the one put me on to this shit. That shit look all right. I might go get shit look heavy. You the one put me on to this shit.
That shit look all right.
I might go get an apple patch now.
He was like, no, they got some shit now.
The red one I know is fire.
They got some shit over there.
And I know what you paid for it.
How much you paid for it, Joe?
Let me tell you on the air.
I might get him jammed up if I say it on air.
Ice and Ish got this thing where you can't.
All right.
Shoot.
How I get in this this yo that's your new
you the king
that's your new man
cause that's your new man
that's why
no you the king of this
I gotta talk to you too
just cause you park your car
the other direction
that don't mean
that shit still ain't
go get that shit fixed
bro every time I see him
yo I'm tired of that shit
you been promising niggas
go get your car fixed
wait what's wrong you guys
come on Ish
we love you
can I mind my business bitch we really love you go get your car. Go get your car fixed. Wait, what's wrong, you guys? Come on, Ish. We love you. Can I mind my business?
Bitch, we really love you.
Go get your car fixed, bro.
Go get your shit fixed.
You been promising for like a month.
No, longer than that.
What's wrong with this car?
He parks it the other way.
So nobody see the front.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I used to back into the park every day.
No, please tell me what's going on.
Please tell me.
I'm so glad you said that, yo.
Because I tell them privately.
My nigga, listen. Tell us. I'm going to tell you that I tell them privately Listen
Tell us
The audience is dying to know now
His front end fucked up
He's got a fender bender
Instead of pulling it backwards
He pulls it forwards
He got two fender benders
It ain't a fender bender
It's your hanging
Y'all niggas literally do content over anything
I don't
And if we can't just say yo
Flip now
Carry on
If we can't just say yo
I said it already But tell me I said 20 say yo Flip now Carry on If we can't Just say yo I said it already
But tell me
I said 20 minutes
But go ahead
Carry on
But why you can't
You forgot
He said that
Y'all talking about
How he park
I'm talking about
How he drives
Like what's going on
That you keep
That you keep crashing
That you keep crashing
In this stuff
That ain't on him
That wasn't on him
See and that's why
I catch
That's why I catch
Your car with my girl.
You go crash your shit up.
Somebody hit the car.
Yeah, when he parked.
While you was parked?
Yeah.
Here?
And you left it?
Left what?
The dick.
No, again, I told the story off mic.
What did I got to do with on mic?
What did I have to do with on mic? What do they have to do
with our listening audience
right now?
Nothing.
He can't tell the...
You're just going to keep
barking like that?
Yo, it's not going to last.
No, it's not my fault.
My fault.
I just realized.
Yeah, no, it's not.
No, it's not.
See?
Listen,
if they bring it up here,
I assume it's safe to discuss.
And that's the problem
with this part a lot of times.
Don't procrastinate, though.
You got to put a hand signal in.
This is shit.
Put two for no.
You got to put on some baseball so we can know.
Because I just walked out like, damn, I was tight at you today.
That's when you know your cheating days is over with.
You don't even care.
You just ride in the fucked up car.
I know that was you. Like, you don't even care. You're just riding the fucked up car. I know that was you.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, you don't care
how the bitches is looking.
It's like, ah.
I'll get it checked out
at some point.
There's got to be
a plan behind it, though.
I can't ride around
with no scarf
or nothing like that.
Listen, Dave,
the nigga I got my scarf from,
he been posting cars cuz that's what
he does for a living to get niggas like me but he posted some Ferrari yesterday
you seen it I think I would have seen this one too I made so I called him
like don't throw that the whole video like the destruction video is a chick
with it I didn't know it was just a white beast of a machine.
This shit that they showed
with that smoke.
And I called him up
and he just started laughing.
It was right after I liked it too.
I ain't hiding it at all.
I like to pick it and call
like a bitch.
I said, yo, man,
what's the ticket on
that white thing
you just posted?
I said, yo, man, what's the ticket on that white thing you just posted?
He said five and change.
I was about to say 450.
I said five and change.
He said, yeah, they're asking for 175 over the sticker.
I said, which sticker?
Enjoy your day.
Sorry I interrupted you. The sticker, the car sticker or like a which sticker? Enjoy your day. Sorry I interrupted you.
The sticker, the car sticker or like a different sticker?
A buck 75 over the sticker.
I want to put an asterisk next to my elitism.
It ain't there yet.
It ain't where it's supposed to be.
But I want that car.
You're going to get a buck 75 over the sticker. You can have it. I'm not getting it right now. But I want that car. You gonna get it? Buck 75 over sticker,
you can have it.
I'm not getting it right now.
I gotta work harder.
I gotta work harder to improve my quality of life.
And when I do,
which I plan to.
Or,
go marry a chick
that make 10 times more
than you do.
The divorcer
and use the weddings
to buy the car.
And then,
you in there.
Don't knock it till you try.
The more you talk,
the more that vasectomy is on brand.
Like my balls won't allow me.
I mean, I can't.
My balls is too heavy to marry a chick like that.
You know what I mean?
Because she's going to be talking to me
a certain way in the house
and I ain't going to allow it.
No, she's not.
What's that noise you're going to do? What's that noise? What's that noise? And the rumors are going to pop back to me a certain way in the house. No, she not. And I ain't going to allow it. No, she not. What's that noise you going to do?
What's that noise?
What's that noise?
And them rumors going to pop back up.
What's that noise?
What's that noise you been doing?
That's what it is, yo.
What?
The weight in the balls.
Bah!
Bah!
Gotcha.
Yo, it's tasteless, but it's funny.
The weight.
That power's funny.
The weight in the balls. That's what I. Yeah, man that power's funny the weight the weight in the balls
that's what I
yeah man
that's what it is
okay
I don't get along
with the chicks
that make more than me
that I didn't marry
they be talking to me
a certain way
nah bitch
fuck you talking to
how many times
have y'all dated a girl
that makes more than y'all
a bunch
what's a bunch
give me a ballpark.
Dated or like was in a relationship with?
Dated.
Oh, a lot.
20, 30, 40.
Damn.
Broke as hell, right?
God damn.
God damn, nigga.
Work harder.
Lawyers, doctors.
He's got a high quality of woman.
I mean.
Why you always do that when they ask you this?
Because you always sound so intrigued at it.
Like, you're like, yeah, doctors and lawyers.
It's just a firefighter.
Where did you guys meet them?
In the parking lot?
Parking lot.
Where was your job?
Starbucks.
How did you go about?
Like, what did you say?
It was loud music?
You whispered in their ear?
How did you connect the play?
I got you. I got you. You feel good about that? I'm good did you say? It was loud music? You whispered in her ear? How did you connect the play? I got you.
I got you.
You feel good about that?
I'm good with this.
You feel good about that?
That was hard.
All right.
Okay.
Man, it's there 40 times.
Y'all done with sleepers?
Probably like 20.
Yeah.
20, 30.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
Dayton.
There ain't a lot of girls in my life, man.
Yeah.
That's back when you was bodying the ab roller.
But now, now. That was like Van Days, fam. Yeah. That's back when you was body and the ab roller, but now, now.
That was white van days?
Nah.
Yeah, part of that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
I ain't crying.
Listen, I remember
who you was then.
And they was in the white van.
And they rolled with him.
I remember.
No, they...
They picked him up.
No.
I remember who it was
with the white van.
Me too. That's why
White van come out I shut up
I wanted to intro the pod like this
When Mel was here though
Cause it's like the earthy national anthem
Sure she's being earthy
On the movie set though somewhere
Ayy Yo man I hope y'all enjoyed this podcast
As much as we enjoyed delivering it to you
Nah run to be back
Yeah I like that beat in the front
I hope y'all enjoyed this pod
As much as we enjoyed delivering it to you
Again we are on vacation
Saturday and Wednesday
There will be no new podcast our patreon schedule
shall remain the same good time to sign up if you are not there keep us in your prayers lord
knows we need to be there each and every last one of us until the next time i try to drink it away I bid you adieu, farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, and au revoir
So long, goodbye
Deuces, remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
I want to shout out to all the ladies that went to Curlfest this weekend
Oh my lord weekend oh my lord oh my lord I was also supposed to be there
but my youngest son had other plans but I was glued to that Curlfest hashtag on Instagram and oh
my lord it looked exactly like what Curlfest has been looking like since Curlfest has been doing it.
And this was their return.
It was a lot of beautiful women there on that hashtag.
It was.
I'll be there next year.
Shout out to Sarita.
Shout out to everybody over there.
Hey, shout out to everybody with fun summer plans, yo.
It feel like summer has somewhere to be.
Feel like this shit is trying to get out of here.
Shout out to everybody on vacation.
What you fellas doing for the vacation?
Nothing there.
As far as you're going to see family?
Lakeside, family, yep.
Lakeside, Benzino.
You know it.
Sitting down now.
Ice is sitting his little fast ass down because he's been doing too much.
Nah, man.
He's been spending.
He's been spending.
Yeah.
I ain't doing shit.
Girlfriend's expensive.
Tell me it's tough.
Tough, tough, tough.
Especially when they go wreck their car.
Well, yeah.
Sorry for that.
All right, it's just chilling, huh?
I ain't doing shit.
Still ain't going to the body shop.
Alright.
Flip, what's up with you, huh?
No WWE action?
What's up?
What we into?
I can't, I can't.
You at the airport with these niggas?
You make friends with niggas
when y'all do content, boy.
I'm getting paid.
Talk that shit.
Hey, pal.
Your buddy, your friend of mine. You're not going to dab me? No way. No. That's Hey, pal. Your buddy over there. Oh, shit.
You're not going to dab me?
No way.
No.
That's why I came in the leathers.
Thank you, man.
God damn.
Yo, everybody have a safe, fun, productive, progressive rest of the summer out there, man.
I'm going to be in Jamaica shaking my nuts Eating oxtail, I ain't going out there
I'm eating Jamaican food
Looking at black people
Yes, finally a vacation with black people there
Hey, make some noise for that
Round of applause
Yeah, nah, I'm happy about that.
You gotta try the KFC out there. KFC? You have to, Joe. I need you to try. Everybody's
gonna tell you in the comments. I need you to try the KFC in Jamaica and come make a
talk about it. Damn, word? It's serious like that? Please, Joe. I'm down. Yeah, my
mother asked me did I want to go to KFC. I'm like, I'm in Jamaica. I ain't going to
fucking KFC. What? No bullshit. Fire.
And we was both.
I'm tight now.
Yo, please.
Say less.
I'm there.
I'm going to try to KFC.
Oh, that's.
I got to go back.
Fuck it.
Niggas be asking you to bring something back.
I'm not doing that.
Don't ask me to bring no KFC.
Nah.
Bro, that's nigga shit.
Yeah, no, I'm cool.
Bad enough niggas want you to bring the white henny back. Y'all are down out there, nah. Bro, that's nigga shit. Yeah, nah, I'm cool. Bad enough niggas want you to bring the white Henny back.
Y'all hold it down out there, man.
Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity for the entire JVP gang.
We love y'all, and we'll talk to y'all next Saturday.
Yo, what you throwing up now, yo?
Want some Joe shit? Throwing up now, yo? What's with your shit?
Throwing up the pyramid?
Travis Scott.
That's why they ain't letting you come to Egypt.
Man, I be swearing I had the perfect ending to these things, man.
Like, right when... Let me do this.
No, no.
Let's try this again.
All right.
Don't do that.
That's rude.
No, you rude, nigga. You rude. Bitch-ass nigga don't do nothing. that's rude No, you rude, nigga
You rude
Bitch ass nigga, don't do nothing
Look what you talk, look what you did
Why, no, no, I want you to hear what you did
Listen to how beautiful this is to end a part on such a high note
Look at this
And then you wanna throw gang signs over this
Shout out to your blood and crip homies over this
Like, what are you doing? Then you wanna talk some more after this Shut the fuck up times over this. Shout out to your blood and crip homies over this.
What are you doing? Didn't you want to talk some more after this?
Shut the fuck up. Oh.
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