The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 646 | "Put The Kids To Bed"
Episode Date: July 29, 2023The JBP returns from vacation with a topic-filled episode as they start by recapping their time off (14:00) before returning to new music from the past two weeks. Travis Scott dropped ‘UTOPIA’ (43...:35), Post Malone dropped ‘AUSTIN’ (1:19:08), Nas & Hit-Boy released Magic II (1:29:29), and several other singles from top acts also hit streaming services. Joe then reads recent Instagram direct messages from Dwight Howard after he’s been sued by someone he met online (1:51:00), Carlee Russell has been charged following the hoax kidnapping (2:01:45), and Friend of the Show Ian Dunlap responds to recent comments from DJ Envy (2:10:00). Also, Drake responds to Elliott Wilson’s criticisms of his recent interviews and appearances (2:22:25), Jamie Foxx provides a health update (2:31:50) which leads to a discussion on new TV Shows & movies (2:58:00) including Joe’s opinion on Netflix’s ‘They Cloned Tyrone’ (3:01:20), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP.: Tap in here www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Mack Keane & ESTA. (feat. DESTIN CONRAD) - “O.M.L.” Ice | Wynne - “What Would Comb Do?” Parks | Ben Kenobe - “Nosferatu” Ish | Elmiene - “Mad At Fire” Melyssa | Kiana Ledé (feat. Khalid) - “Where You Go”
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So,
I thought about that this morning,
though. This morning, I thought,
hmm, should I text
everybody to say... I was thinking about texting everyone
last night. Yeah, last night. Like,
hey, we're working again. No, I wanted
like a little pep talk. I was thinking about hitting the chat and being like,
yo, man, you man, A game tomorrow.
Back day in the house.
Back day mad.
They got to come with it.
I thought about that, too.
And now we're about an hour into our recording day,
and Mel and Flip still ain't here.
So I don't think that they knew that we were working today.
I think Melissa does whatever she wants.
That's really my theory.
Woman privilege.
Yeah, That is true
It exists
And Flip might not know
We working
But it's cool
Okay
Yeah
I like it
We not gonna call him
He's just gonna
Call him
Call him for what
Like you
Call him for what
We working
I'm working my ass
They'll call me on payday
I'm about to tell you
When you supposed to work
So we had to prorate your
Yeah what had happened was
Yo
That's funny
That's hilarious
Well shout out to
Mel and Fred
It's funny
Until it started stacking up
Mel missed the pod
Before vacation
There you go
I'm gonna learn how to whistle
I'm enjoying y'all
I don't know how to whistle either I'm gonna get there I don't know how to whistle
I'm going to get there
I don't know how to whistle
It's good to be back though
It's good to see y'all
It is good to be back
It is good to be back
Like a lot of shit
Been happening
Couldn't talk about it
I ain't like that
You ain't like that?
I ain't like that
Nah I kind of liked it
No I didn't
I loved it
I loved not having to
Think about shit for a week
Like I don't have to
Think about my thoughts
But every time we not here
Is when all the shit
Start happening
That's a fact
But it feels good Hey Oh shit You have one Like, I don't have to think about my thoughts. But every time we not here is when all the shit start happening. That's a fact.
But it feels good.
Hey.
Oh, shit.
You have one.
Hey, who's that?
Who's that?
That's Big Mal?
Oh, shit.
Hey, okay.
All right.
She joined us.
Okay.
Huh? A lady is here.
Hi.
Oh, man.
Can we get settled?
You just don't give a fuck that you work with your boss at all.
You just do what the fuck.
No, oh, my God.
I have literally been on planes, trains, and automobiles.
A 55-minute flight took 24 hours to get here.
Flights are fucked up?
What happened?
Oh, my God.
To anybody traveling, flights are fucked up.
Why'd you drive?
Because I'm at the airport.
I'm in Canada.
It's an international flight
and my luggage
is already checked
and it's like,
you think that they're
going to rectify the problem
for a 55 minute flight.
When was your flight?
Originally.
My original flight
was 12.45 p.m.
yesterday afternoon.
Oh, so the day before work.
Well, yeah.
I'm not doing it. Huh? yeah. I'm not doing it.
Huh?
I said I'm not doing it.
Me neither.
I.
But really?
I.
Right there.
How you doing is the important part.
I'm doing it.
We're glad to see you.
All right, good.
We're glad to have you.
Happy to see you. Thank you. Welcome. Thank you. What were we doing just now? Oh, we were talking shit. We were talking it. And we're glad to see you. All right, good. We're glad to have you. Happy to see you.
Thank you.
Welcome.
Thank you.
What were we doing just now?
Oh, we was talking shit.
We were talking about how we were talking about your back.
We didn't know if y'all knew it was a work day.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Of course.
Of course.
There was two empty seats for an hour.
I don't know what's happening here.
I have no idea where this one is.
Well, maybe he couldn't get a flight back, too.
I don't know.
No, I'm just saying, flight time really fucked up.
Yeah, no, for real.
Getting to here from, like, Long Island, tough.
It's tough.
Yeah, man.
Fuck a helicopter.
That Philly flight did take a minute.
Fuck a helicopter.
Yo, you stupid, yo.
Oh, man.
Listen, you talking about niggas that been to countries in a matter of day or days drove cross country
in a suburban. I don't know the fuck about
none of this shit.
Yeah, I done drove. We done drove.
We drove from here to Chicago.
To Tahoe. Yeah.
From Dallas to LA.
Nigga, I drove.
Every seafield. Word. With merch.
With merch. I drove from Denver
to Phoenix. Nigga, straight on the Adderall. With merch. With merch. I drove from Denver to Phoenix.
Taking a straight on Adderall.
Facts.
We stopped one time in that little.
Only for you to clean the dashboard.
That ain't that bad.
That's the only reason why we stopped.
No, and we stopped at the little store in that town we shouldn't have been in.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
That's always interesting.
That's when they told you to fill up and get out?
No, that was a different time.
Anytime you drive across country, when you stop,
he's going to be one of them towns.
You're going to know.
White's only gas.
Yeah.
Oh, like a sundown town.
Yes, a sundown town.
A sundown town.
Exactly.
Or a stupid ass.
Some of them don't even be that.
No.
Sun up or down.
Don't come to fucking here town.
Don't stop here town.
They sent me to the store and shit.
Of course.
I told you.
That's when I turned into a colorist.
I was like, fuck, Corey's with us.
Oh my god.
This nigga making it. Yeah, he got muscles.
Yeah, he making it mad hot.
Get your big fucking
green male head ass.
We can all be
Spanish. Yeah.
Nigga, I can denounce my shit.
That ain't gonna work today.
Hola. Yo, this nigga's stupid, denounce my shit. That ain't going to work today. Hola.
Yo, this nigga's stupid, yo.
Oh, man.
All right, who's ready to party?
We ready.
We ready.
We ready.
Yo, we empty the, oh, fuck it.
Huh?
Nothing.
We good.
We good.
Of course.
What'd you guys empty?
What'd you say?
What'd you say?
He was saying we cleaned the whiteboards.
Ah.
But we good.
We good.
We going off the top.
Man, listen.
Too much shit happened.
Shake that thing, bitch.
Can I, can I shake that thing, bitch?
What the fuck are they talking about?
I'm not gonna shake that thing, yo.
Da-da-da-da.
Join the unripe and cocked woman.
Get busy.
Just sing that song and don't stop.
When the beat drop, just keep singing it.
Get busy.
Fuck you think?
What?
What?
Yeah, man. Yeah? Yeah, boy!
If I don't take with it I'll be seeing it live
I'm a rock, I'm a rock, I'm a rock
Nah, it's good to be back, good to be back
Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two
Yo, sexy ladies want power with us
And all the cowards with us, them not wild with us
And all the clubs, them won't flex with us
They get next with us, they get next with us From the day my barn died I was coming back fresh from Jamaica
Jamaica to I enough Bob Marley when I was out there Jamaica
I heard a lot of Phil Collins and George Michaels was Jamaica yeah they got it you got the rich rich resort no but I want
to hear the vibe no you gotta go over there go to where the vibe is
I'm not going with a vibe is
going where the vibe is.
Yeah, when I played it.
Don't worry.
Joe Bun gonna always bring the Bluetooth and plug in
and get my shit going.
I'm a Bluetooth gangster.
Don't worry about it.
Let me hear y'all out there.
I got somebody.
She is a beauty.
Very special
Really and truly
Say good care of me
Like it's your usual
Right by my side
Light and blue
Hold it in, hold on
Hold it in, hold in Because you are my baby
And I'm with you in all my life
Girl, I'm so glad you're leaving
Holdin' in, holdin' in
Holdin' in, holdin' in Shout to the ladies listening Real niggas all over the world
Fans all over the world
When I'm with you, I dance
All that you give me
Shout to Burner Boy too I gotta gotta catch one of them shows dawg, you ain't gonna keep
bringing them out like that, and I ain't gonna be there, I see what the vibe is.
Shout out to those of y'all that cursed us out on vacation, Patronis what's going on?
Truck drivers what up?
The teachers listening what up?
Lot of people at work check this out Niggas running up on me in the airport
Yo we get the pod tomorrow No nigga keep it moving Angelina, oh my angelina, angelina Oh, me a dog, anytime we a see you
But the club and the television, you're a body
Sure you know no say, the thing with you car
If you to kill it's on body
You know I feel a vibe, you feel a vibe
So baby, why not buy me?
And I know you shy, but it's cool
When we're making love
Under the moon Under the moon And I know you shy, but it's cool when we're making love And we got smoke to get to, too
Niggas been beefing and shit
Drake vs Pharrell, I like it
I like it
A lot, too
Ayy
Ayy
Alright, come on, man. That's when you're mine, baby.
That's how it is when you're mine.
Stop the world.
Stop the world.
Stop the world.
Stop the world.
Don't make me stop the world.
Stop the world.
Stop the world.
Stop the world.
Stop the world.
Stop the world.
Microphone check.
One, two, one, two.
I done forgot how to pod.
I ain't gonna lie to you. It's like riding a bike. Nah, no, it ain't. When I got bad, I forgot how to pod I ain't gonna lie to you it's like riding a bike
nah no it ain't when I got back I forgot how to drive a little bit too
like that damn there crashed into one of them
let me get this thing straight do I need a
wheel alignment you gotta get back
in the groove when you come back and you don't
have global entry
if you don't have global
entry and they treat you like a just a
peasant
just regular regular peasant.
Just regular.
Regular is peasant?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
When you're traveling.
That shit is not fun.
When you're traveling, you start to understand.
Oh, man.
How honest do I want to be today?
No, no.
But that's when you get it a little bit.
We landed over there.
They were supposed to have the person there waiting with the sign.
Person wasn't there.
In Mobe, Montego, hot spot.
Long line.
Hot.
They put us on a line.
Long line. Students would step on the elevator.
Oh, the aircraft was in a line.
Mm-hmm.
To a machine.
Mm-hmm.
And after the machine was another line.
Long line.
Waited in that one.
Peaceful.
Didn't say a word.
Got all the way to the front.
About 90 minutes now.
Little customs girl
say, see your passport please.
Give mine up.
Don't seem to be no problems there.
She give hers up.
She done went to Columbia
just a few weeks ago.
Five days.
You went to DR for one day.
Dropped your daughter off out there.
That shit looks shady.
Damn, you got some
skagging.
They said,
you was in Columbia
and DR for a day, right?
Right after each other, huh?
They said, see that line
back there?
You stand on the back of that line and just wait to see what them people, the health people say they call the health.
But you can't treat me.
Different type of health.
Then the lady looked at me and said, do you want to go with her?
Oh, shit.
This is the funny part.
And before I could say, of course not, why would I want to go with her?
Send me outside where they jamming and partying.
Yeah, you just go with her? Send me outside where they jamming and partying. Yeah, you just go with her.
Took my doofy famous ass back there and just put my head up in the sky and stop them.
Yo, Joe Budden.
We'll take a pic.
Can't say no.
We next to each other.
Come on, dog.
Other than that, really good time out there.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
What episode is this?
646.
Welcome to episode 646 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I am Joe Budden.
Melissa Ford is here.
Ish is here.
Ice is here.
Parks is here.
Ian is here.
Keeb is here.
Corey is here.
Poe is here.
Erickson is here.
Bunch of people here.
Flip is not here.
Hopefully he is all right.
Maybe he'll be here next spot.
Maybe, maybe not.
We don't know
I'll check on him later
He was the first person
To call me
When I landed
I don't think he knew that
But he was just checking
You guys were both in Jamaica
At the same time right
I don't know where
None of you were
But he was saying that right
He was saying that
They were going at the same time
He was saying he was
Going to pull up
I don't know
Anything about y'all
Since last time
I've seen y'all.
I want to make myself very clear on that.
Except for some little video the Reddit people put out on you.
Oh.
They found some footage?
They always get her.
They always get her.
But how's everybody's vacation?
How's your mental health?
How y'all feeling?
What's going on?
Talk to me.
It's cool.
What's new?
What's new?
It was busy and I'm tired and I'm glad to be back to work.
I saw you out.
I saw you out.
I moved around.
I did a lot.
I saw you, bro.
And it's nice to be back to it.
No shortage of fancy shorts for you now.
Word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I feel like you just came off a boat.
Where did you clear the rack at?
A bunch of places.
No way.
No way.
Okay.
I see what's going on, man.
I see what's happening.
You got it.
No, vacation was cool and quiet this time, thankfully.
Where'd you go?
I ain't going nowhere.
I'm just saying, I'm on vacation.
I'm not seeing you by a poolside to me.
Oh, that's true.
I thought you went away.
I ain't going nowhere.
Gotcha.
Just chilled out.
There's no way that you can say, right?
That was a Newark pool?
Nah.
Ew.
Nah.
Yo, you went to the community pool?
Hell nah.
It's cool.
You can say it.
Nah.
Nah.
A Newark pool?
It's a little day trip.
That's all.
What you feel?
Nothing crazy.
Nothing crazy.
Okay.
I'll walk away.
Ish. You too. What'd you do?
I went to DR
Oh shit
Engagement in DR
You got engaged?
No nigga
I had a speaking engagement in DR
Wait wait
Hold on
I was working
Oh wait
Ice Go ahead Holy shit Holy shit I was working. Oh, wait.
Ice.
Go ahead.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Wait.
Did you have to speak while someone was proposing?
No.
Or you had a speaking engagement. You were booked to speak in the ER? No. Or you had a speaking engagement.
You were booked to speak in DR?
Yeah.
They paid,
somebody sent you first half.
Oh, man.
I'm asking a question.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then you had to pick up the second half yourself?
What?
When you got there,
when they paid the second half.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You picked it up yourself
or did you have somebody else pick it up?
I don't have staff. Well, who'd you go with? Antoine. Oh second half. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You picked it up yourself or did you have somebody else pick it up? I don't have staff.
Well, who'd you go with?
Antoine.
Oh, me and my girl and my baby.
This nigga going to get robbed.
They going to rob him somewhere.
Nah, you finessed it into a family bakery.
Slick, slick.
This guy's a fool.
Did your girl and your baby go to see you speak?
No.
I will cry right in front of you, nigga.
I will cry right now.
If he would have said,
yeah.
Oh, my God.
Why?
Because that's fly.
No, it was some mix-ups
with the resort,
and they had to move
the venue for the event
and all of that shit,
so they couldn't have
the event right
on the resort,
so they had to take it
like an hour away.
Two-part question.
So I had to drive
to the other spot. How many speakers was on you um i think like five six i don't i ain't it was a couple it
was days did you go crazy no no no no no no all right my bad what number speaker were you
i was two or the second the second day i was number Oh, wait, you spoke a few days. No, one day. All right.
Did you go crazy?
He was trying to figure out if you were the headliner.
I was trying to get.
No, not yet.
It's early in the game.
Like what line, you know, when they do the festival.
It's early in the game.
What line your name was on.
I know.
You're stupid, yo.
Did you kill them?
I think so.
How many names?
They kind of set me up.
I ain't know how I was supposed to speak that long.
How long was it? They wanted me to speak for four hours. I was like, what many names? They kind of set me up. I ain't supposed to speak that long. How long was it?
They wanted me to speak for four hours.
I was like, what?
What?
Wait.
Wait.
What?
They tried to set me up.
What are you talking about?
Four hours?
You'll speak here for four hours.
That's not a talk.
That's a seminar.
Yeah.
It was a wealth building seminar.
Ah.
So did you have like a slide show and everything?
I had all of that set up initially
But again when they moved the venue I couldn't do it
But no I think I did like
I did like three hours and 45 minutes
Now we dropping a projection screen
So your slider can play
If they thought he was talking for four hours
You fucking right he got some spankers
They took care of you
The narcissist in me
wants to make him
apologize for his stance
in our contract dispute
where he said
this provides no
added value
to what he really
is trying to do
as a construction worker.
What?
How is this not that?
I knew the people
before I ever came here.
Did they ever ask you
to talk for four hours
somewhere?
They just started a company,
and I've been mentoring them in the real estate game
for 10 years now.
All right.
But they started a company.
Dog, why you always got to pat yourself on the back?
All right, wait.
You said the narcissist.
I said I'm not doing nothing.
You said the narcissist.
Wait, look, it's ice.
Look at ice.
Shoot.
All right.
How were you introduced?
Ish. Just Ish? Yeah. all right um how would you introduce ish just ish yeah no it's from the joe button podcast that didn't play a part in it at all no not as far as that no you don't think it played a part in the booking if you tell us his rate i'm
gonna tell him if you tell us what he got i'm gonna tell him if you if you look at any of the
flyers or anything it don't say nothing.
No, I'm just saying, do you think it played a part in the booking?
Like, yo, we got it.
All right, put it this way.
You knew these people for a couple years, right?
That's what you said?
And this is their first event.
So it is possible they would have had you speak regardless.
Possible.
They had to argue for me to speak.
Okay, just ask me a question.
The rate you got, whatever that number is,
do you think that's the same rate if he wasn't on the pod?
I have no idea.
I'm asking, what do you think?
I don't know.
I don't know what the other people got that don't have podcasts.
So they might have got the same amount of money as me or more.
I don't know.
Okay.
Listen, it don't matter.
This is not important.
I'm just messing with you.
Yeah, we just have fun.
I'm just messing with you.
I didn't know you were an electrician, by the way.
I just learned that this week. I just learned that too. I learned my name. I learned all messing with him. I'm glad to see this shit. I didn't know you were an electrician, by the way. I just learned that this week.
I just learned that too.
I learned my name.
I learned all kinds of shit.
You didn't see the article
and what the role was on?
GQ.
GQ.
Yeah, the GQ article.
I didn't understand
your text in the group chat.
You talking about Ice?
No, I'm talking about Ice.
It said Ice is an electrician.
You an electrician?
I guess.
You've seen the article, yo.
The GQ article.
The dude that said that he makes podcasts but doesn't listen to any podcasts.
Oh, yeah.
I did read that article.
That was a funny article.
Thank you, Halfway.
It was a little shady in the article, too.
Thank you, Halfway, in there.
You think it was shade?
Yeah, it was shade in there, but it was good shade.
Six grown men sitting on ugly couches talking shit like that. Yeah, that shit was funny.
They don't be talking about shit, but I still listen.
He did say that.
Yeah, he did.
Yeah, it was shade, but I appreciate it.
Thank you.
Thank you, GQ.
Yeah, I did read that.
I guess I used to be an electrician.
I got it.
I learned something.
Whoa.
I went to fucking,
so I go to Tatiana whenever I went there.
You got a table?
With his name on it?
I didn't eat standing up.
A little plaque on it?
Yeah, you got a little Joe Button table.
No.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, don't fuck with me.
They're trying to say you're a regular now.
Yeah, damn.
You know what I mean?
Standing reservation.
Yeah.
Like rails.
You're going to get a dish.
I am?
I know.
The button beans or something.
The button.
That's what you think my dish is, dog?
The button beans.
Don't get no beans.
So I go there, and there's a little wait.
Like a little wait like a little wait so I'm in the front waiting
and my baby sits is sitting down and there's a couple of people in there and
a couple of people at the stand up there that's working and trying to get things
together and I'm in my phone in a little hallway yeah in a little way I'm in my
phone chilling you know I'm talking to her and shit but she got on some shit she's just oh oh anyways
i look up and people start calling my name and everybody in the front is looking toward the door
and they look for me to look toward the door so then i look up and look toward the door so that I look up and look toward the door but I'm in date romantic mode
and it's Chris Rock and Chris Rock is talking to me I've never been frozen before I've never in my
life been frozen before you know you want to just get a little buffer when you know a nigga there
to just look up and Chris Rock be in front of you and he must have seen me frozen
because he said, yo man, I love your shit.
And I was like, uh.
Thank you, Mr. Rock.
And then he turned around and said,
no man, like I listen to you.
And I don't know what doofy shit I said.
Me too.
I totally do.
I listen to you too. I listen to you too.
I listen to you too, sir.
Yo, I've never been so embarrassed.
I want to DM the nigga the next day, yo.
About last night.
Let me do that over.
Listen, man.
But that was cool.
That's fine.
Right?
And then Chris Rock, when you see him up close,
you get madder at Will Smith for what he did.
Oh, yeah.
I've seen him before.
I've seen him up close.
I've never been face to face with him.
You ain't supposed to do that. He tiny.
That's what I'm saying. 130 pounds.
Anyways, so we go in there, we sit down,
I have an amazing meal,
right? And at the end of the meal,
you know, I leave my card,
I get up, walk out to take a
phone call, and I come back, and the
waitress says, hands my card back and says,
no, your meal is paid for already.
I was like, hey, look at my baby stepping up to the plate.
You got some applause for that.
No, no.
No, no, no.
It wasn't her.
Shut up, Parks.
No, Roy Woods Jr.
paid for the meal.
Everything is... It's like, wait, what?
A nigga paid for the meal?
I was about to say,
you felt a little...
So now he's sitting right next to me
at a table of four or whatever.
So when it's just him at the table,
I go over there, listen,
thank you, I appreciate that.
He started talking about the pod.
And the podcast scene as a whole.
He's really well informed about everybody's business,
everybody's show, what guests who had.
And he was just really humble and started thanking me
in real time for whatever the fuck I did to the space
and building my own and the message
I preach and yada yada yada versus what some people are going through at the
networks he got into the actor strike like he started taking knowledge okay
like yeah now you killed that shit again I'm just sitting speechless like I know
I'm from dead ass. Nah, nah that's shit too. You run out of words just dab him again yeah yeah yeah nah but he was super cool
but
like the next day
I was like
I think he got me
you ain't supposed to let no dude
pay for your meal
while you out with your girl
not with your girl
nah
so I wanted to come and ask y'all
no
I'm with you
yeah no
why though
cause he
in this situation
what part of the code is that
in that particular situation
It is
There's nothing you can do
You can't pay it already
There's nothing you can do
But that's also a contemporary
If it was some like
Just dude
That would be weird
Like a fan
Like just a dude
A fan
Just a dude
Like a dude
That liked y'all or something
That would be weird
But like
Someone that's contemporary
Y'all are saying
Celebrity or not
It don't matter
Not while I'm on a date
with my girl
but if there's nothing
you can do about it
if I'm at the bar
and somebody
sends you some drinks
at the bar
I want some
y'all
I fuck with you
I respect what you're doing
like we've been to the bar
that's regular
that's where people
send us drinks
me out with my girl
and somebody
just take care of the tab
nah
but is that solely
because of our ego
and pride
I think so
absolutely
a zillion percent that's all ego so at this point can't he do like something maybe But is that solely because of our ego and pride? Of course. I think so. Absolutely.
A zillion percent. That's all ego.
So at this point, can't he do something,
maybe a reciprocation kind of like bottle or something like that?
I don't know.
They on their way out.
And it don't look genuine.
Like, I'm only paying you back because you paid for my shit.
No, I mean almost like a gift.
You know what I mean?
After the fact.
You got to make sure when you see him next,
you want up him, though. Definitely. You got to make sure when you see him next you one up him though.
Definitely.
You got to one up him a little bit somehow.
Yeah.
How the fuck am I going to do that?
Send him a bottle of champagne
or something
plus Tic Tac
something.
There you go.
Maybe not champagne
maybe something brown.
Shout out to him
and Chris Rock.
Shout out to all them niggas.
That's why it's dope though.
That's very dope.
It's always crazy
when you find somebody
that you just don't expect to be listening to the pod and be
really really they really know yeah yeah like they know i've i've gotten ran into older people
50s 60s and really hang on every word of this shit and just fuck me up no yeah it took me all
of a couple hours to realize that everybody in the villa I was at knew who I was or had Googled me to find out.
And I got preferential treatment.
I like that shit, yo.
Let me ask you a question.
I can't go back, yo.
Fuck it.
Did they stop you at the little market, whatever, on the way?
It's a racket they run out there.
When you're transporting from the hotel
to wherever your resort is.
Oh, you're talking about
all the little kind of like...
Oh, when you travel in the thing.
No.
Down the...
Like as you're traveling
towards your resort or villa
or whatever.
It's the roadside stands
you're talking about, right?
Yeah.
The roadside stands?
Yeah, yeah.
That's not a racket.
That's the best part of landing in Jamaica.
I love that part.
You smoke weed?
Really?
Them niggas giving you the worst of the worst.
C-minus weed.
The worst of the worst.
No, I'm not getting my weed from them.
I'm actually stopping for food.
But what they're doing is they'll ask, because people know you're going to Jamaica.
Jamaica's known for weed.
So they'll say, hey, you need some weed?
I'm going to stop you over here on the way
do your little shopping
of course everything here
is jacked up
and you thinking
hey I'm buying some
Jamaican weed
it's the bullshit
of the bullshit
that's his man
well they was at the airport
with that
as soon as you got outside
it was yeah dog
you need some weed
you want something to drink
they had everything
but Rasta Pasta
sometimes you gotta be
on your tourist shit
I remember when I went to DR
the fucking driver
laughed at me
the first thing I said
yo I need a Presidente
and he was like
what you drinking
I was like
tourist
actually laughed at me
tourist
yeah
oh that's the other thing
out there man
Red Stripes in DR
I mean Red Stripes in Jamaica
yeah I want one
I got there
and they was like I got to the spot
and they was like
yeah man
welcome home.
Talk about
melting on the spot. It's like oh
fuck I'm an American.
Hold up you lost me What?
You got there
And they said welcome
When I got to the spot
Just all of the people
Just people
As they greet you
As they
Yeah a lot of them was like
Welcome home
And then I made it my mission
To see if they said that
To the white people too
Did they?
But they didn't
They didn't They said some other shit. Did they? But they didn't. They didn't.
They said some other shit.
I don't remember.
But it wasn't that.
That was the end.
No, that's the end of my full story.
Also, they out there selling the Rasta hats
with the dreads in the little store,
the little tourist store.
Yeah, I did.
Did you buy one?
The market, no.
You wore one.
You just put one on unless somebody takes it.
I picked it up. I picked it up.
I picked it up
and I put it on
and I was like,
I should buy this
because I was having a good time.
Right?
And then I said,
wait, that's appropriation.
I can't buy this.
And then I didn't buy it.
And then I said,
oh shit,
I'm black saying that.
It's mad white people here.
And I said,
y'all can't sell this hat
with these white people in here.
But then it was a white person in there. So I'm still having fun with my girl.
I put the hat on. She's taking little stupid pictures
because she's silly. And here comes this white
person now thought that that
meant it was time to come join the
Insta story. She put her arm
around me.
Nah.
Nah, don't. No. They can't sell them fucking hats. Yes, they can.
Can't sell them hats.
You know I bought the hat, right?
Of course you did.
Of course you did.
Okay.
Just making sure you're Jamaican though.
I'm Jamaican.
Kid.
Oh.
I be forgetting.
Do you still have the hat?
Yes.
Do you still have it?
I will.
You like downtown Newark, Jamaica, no.
You ain't like real Jamaica, Jamaican.
I said downtown.
You really bought that hat?
I swear to God. Ice Next Pod, please bring the hat in. Please. No, please do not bring that hat in. Do not bring that hat in. You still have it? You like downtown Newark, Jamaica, though. You ain't like real Jamaica, Jamaica.
You really bought that hat?
I swear to God. Ice Next Pod, please bring the hat in.
No, please do not bring that hat in.
Do not.
No, that's appropriation.
Y'all say, that's cool naked.
Jamaican fucking what?
I definitely bought the hat.
Oh, man.
You crazy as hell.
Also, the food out there, you can just tell how different it is.
I took like 90 shits a day.
I'm sure.
90 shits a day.
That food is going right through you the way it's supposed to. I took like 90 shits a day. 90 shits a day. That food is going
right through you
the way it's supposed to.
I ain't stop.
I've been going,
I came home yesterday
and shit just don't stop,
my nigga.
No, for real.
That's good information
to know.
Thank you.
I ain't stop.
Fuck yo, yo.
Oh, man.
Exactly.
Nah, this shit is different.
But no, the vacation shit, you will find out how I said how big the pod is.
And it's people that really watch, really.
They be calling me library.
Like, they watch the pod.
That ain't that's some.
Oh, I recognize your face.
Like, these niggas really be arguing with me in the street about shit that I said.
I'm like, yo, fam, I don't want no sauce, bro.
That's always the funnest.
It's a show, bro.
That's always the funnest.
Nigga follow me in the bathroom in DR.
No.
I came to the bathroom and watched him.
Yo, Ish, I need a pic.
I said, yo, my fam, I'm not taking no picture with you in no bathroom, my nigga.
Like, what the fuck are you doing?
Next to the stall and shit.
So he just bust out laughing like, no, no, no.
Don't think I followed you.
I'm like, you walked in the door.
No, they be following you in the bathroom.
He said, yo, Ish, as soon as he walk in the door he said yo ish as soon
as he came in the door but now he was cool as shit
I took a picture with him and all of that I'm just like yo fam
we in the bathroom in another country
I'm not taking no picture with you dog
I don't want no rumors
at one point they had fucked like my order
up like and I might have got frustrated
and the butler was like
they're gonna get this right for y'all
they know who y'all are.
And I like that, y'all.
I like the threat of knowing that if this goes bad,
I'm going to really make this a thing.
And then I said to myself,
I've spotted so much hypocrisy in myself.
I was like, well, why would we be so mad at the Karen?
That's a Karen.
I like being a black Karen.
Kareem. You're Kareem.
Hey.
Call it what you want, buddy.
They know who you are.
I like being able to go tell somebody, hey!
But I'm not doing it to cops.
I'm telling fans, so it's different.
Anyway.
It's not.
What you feel?
Being away on vacation
also will let you know
your sexual limit as a man.
Oh, no, I know that at home.
I ain't got to go nowhere for that.
Get off.
Hump you to death.
No, get off.
Women hump you to death, period.
I am so happy that girl is home
that's my baby
I'm happy
oh man
I don't want to hear fuck
sex nothing that rhyme with it
yeah I don't want to hear a moan
or nothing
oh man this guy's a fucking idiot
I've fucked 90 trillion times.
Then 90 trillion in one.
Here she come.
What's wrong with your shit?
It's fucking dead.
Wait, what?
Wait.
Yo, nah.
I will wrestle your ass right to the ground.
There's no more fluid in my body.
Yeah, what the fuck?
I can't produce.
I can't breathe.
God damn it.
Go to sleep.
Oh, that's the other thing. I think they had some
memory foam shit in the bed. I had
to start doing math. I'm like, alright, I'm
about 230. You about
215.
We on top of each other.
We sweating. The Charlie
horse is coming sooner than it's supposed to.
One time I just stopped like
enough. It's hot.
500 pounds. That's like fucking in quicksand
in the memory foam.
I'm showing myself.
Someone, why you not coming bitch?
I can't feel nothing.
I'm dying yo.
Get off.
My respiratory system is failing.
I'm with you.
You just get up and get off.
Listen, 13 minutes in is like clockwork now. I'm going to Get off Listen 13 minutes in Like clockwork now
I'm gonna get us some water
I'm gonna find a reason
To take a walk
I ain't even going nowhere
I'll be right back
If your pussy's functional
It shall remain wet
And we'll get right back to it
But I need to pace
Get off me
I need to pace myself
This thing is stupid
Get off Nah that Charlie You start getting mad. This thing is stupid. Get off.
Nah, that Charlie.
You start getting mad.
All right, stop.
Charlie, how you throw him on the floor?
Get up off me with the Charlie.
You got to get off me.
Get off of me.
Stupid, yo.
They think it's a joke, too.
They think it's funny.
Charlie?
No, just anything.
Come on.
Here, I'll make it.
No, you won't.
Get off me.
Wait. I'll make it. No, you won't. Get off me. Wait.
I am fucking done.
I'm leaving this topic, but it's also funny when if you about to bust and you're not the
announcer and she's on top, but you just think you about to toss her off you, but she big.
You know what? now think about it
move
it's too late
it's too late
don't let no liquor be in the system
oh my god
it's too late it's over
vacation was nice
it was nice.
Vacation was nice.
It was nice.
Good times.
They were definitely nice. But they was lit next door.
Next door is where they was lit.
Them niggas kept having a little power speed boat thing drive by with the big balloon couch seat.
Young people.
I called my lady.
Yo, y'all got that?
Nah.
They had a. No, they didn't have that.
That's how you type.
They didn't have that.
If you want that, you got to walk.
Don't worry about it.
I'm not walking nowhere.
I was naked the whole trip.
I packed a whole bag and didn't wear one fucking outfit from the bag.
I'm done doing that.
I'm done doing that.
Literally, though.
I'm done doing that. No. I'm done doing that. Literally, though. I'm done doing that.
No bullshit.
It's over for that.
I've been done with that.
I really would rather overpack
than underpack.
I always overpack
and I never wear any of the shit.
The last time,
my last trip,
which was DR,
all my shit was in the carry-on.
That's it.
I'll make my shit
in the carry-on.
I was like,
I ain't taking no drawers.
I told you I ain't taking no drawers.
I'm not taking none of this shit.
I didn't take shit on my vacation. I had an accident, though. I had to go shopping. I was like, I ain't taking no drawers. I told you I ain't taking no drawers. I'm not taking none of this shit. I didn't take shit on my vacation.
I had an accident, though.
I had to go shopping.
I went to the thrift store.
Got a bunch of weird shirts and shit.
It was actually kind of fun, though.
It was fun.
Nah.
Nah.
I didn't take a picture.
Where'd you go?
Upstate to a lake cottage.
And you went to the thrift store?
Up there, yeah.
No, it was bugged out.
They had some bugged out shit up there.
I didn't care.
I'm not going out in public to see it.
How was the Drake show?
It was amazing.
I want to hear more about it.
Yeah, so I'm friends with Noel, who's this engineer.
And I just hit him.
You know, he posted some pics of the show.
I was like, oh, you're in town?
You're on tour?
He's like, yeah, come to any show you want.
All right, bet.
I'd like to go to the MSG show, because this was already,
I think there was only one Barclays show left. My wife had
just went that day to the Barclays show,
spent like $500 on a ticket.
I come upstairs. You're going to hit us about that like you
did that DJ Cassidy show.
I walked upstairs to my town with two of my legs
like, baby, you're going to be mad at me.
I was like, why?
I got some tickets for free to drink.
But so we went.
It was great.
It was fantastic.
Yo.
This is funny.
She pay for her own ticket?
She did.
No, when she went alone.
Yeah, when she went with her friend.
And she bought her own ticket.
Oh.
She just did it.
I know, bro. It's me and you me i would have bought the ticket for me and you
you good playboy so uh it was msg it was fantastic man he had all the fucking big balloons he had a
different set for damn near every song fireworks displays fucking it was incredible did he still
have big virgil he did have big virgil he had there was incredible. Did he still have Big Virgil? He did have Big Virgil.
There was an airplane that he was supposed to, he throws, I guess.
I missed that part.
I missed that part.
Because then I just looked over and he was standing there with nothing.
I was like, okay, that's weird.
Had I known he was going to be at the Garden, I would have went.
The Garden was lit.
Any guess?
No guess.
His mom came out and sat on the couch at the beginning.
He has an actor that usually plays him i don't know where he found this kid because he looks exactly like
drake it's scary his homeboy used to be running around miami maybe so but he had his mom sitting
on this one which was dope his dad was in the building apparently i didn't see him but
no guess 21 savage is the co-headliner so so he did a set, and then they came out and finished the set together.
Gotcha.
It was great, man.
I had a blast.
This wasn't the one where the girl with the 36G boobs
threw her bra on the stage.
No, this was the one where someone threw a purse on stage,
and he said that you're making poor life decisions
and gave them their purse back.
But there was also a lot of bras,
because I guess the one girl that threw her bra on stage
set off a trend.
Yeah.
And so there was
a lot of bras being
Yeah, but you
bitches be bra fish.
Nah, they saw what
happened.
They be bra fish.
Playboy reached out
to that, Playboy
picked that girl up.
Yeah, so now
naturally, oh, I
want to be next.
There was a lot of
bras.
He got a lot of
bras.
Call me when they
publish that girl.
Anywhere.
Digitally. Well, Playboy, I think has like an OnlyFans now. So it's they publish that girl. Anywhere. Digitally.
Well, Playboy, I think,
has like an OnlyFans now.
So it's probably,
that's what is probably happening.
Oh, that don't count.
Then they got to stop
announcing it like Playboy.
They got to say
it's Playboy OnlyFans.
If she get a check,
that's all that matters.
She throw her shit
up there for free.
I don't care.
All I'm talking about
is looking at a bra, wanting to see see the girl and then that being the girl don't
oh yeah here's your bra back sorry sorry Yeah, here. Here. That girl was a...
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
The show was great, man.
It was a lot of fun.
Go see it.
Go see it if you have the opportunity.
It seemed like he'd been here for two months.
He was here for a good week and a half.
Two weeks.
Yeah.
That's it.
To do arenas for like a week straight, each one.
In the same spot?
Two arenas in the same city?
That's insane.
He's different, yo.
Yeah, he is.
That's some other shit.
He's different.
And them shits all look sold out.
I thought motherfuckers was like post-dating they stories.
Like they went on Monday, posted it Wednesday.
No, he was here Monday and Wednesday.
All his fans.
And Thursday and Friday.
And then all his fans went to his hotel to wait outside for him.
Did they really?
Yeah.
That's a surprise.
Every night.
Every night they show one girl fainted out there.
Are you serious?
Yeah, that nigga's like
fucking Tito Jackson
or somebody.
I don't want to
disrespect Mike.
That nigga's like
he's like Drake Jackson.
He could be a Jackson.
Nah, for real.
Then he took his ass
over to Starlet's back-to-back nights.
Hey!
Saw that.
Did you pull up on him?
Nah, I let him live.
Damn.
I let him live.
If I didn't make it to the shows, and we ain't spoke about the shows, and we ain't spoke
about nothing, I'm not popping up in Starlet's to have a talk while the music is playing
here.
Nah.
You should have went.
It was fun.
If I knew they was at the Garden, I would have No. You should've went. It was fun. If I knew they was
at the garden,
I would've went.
You let them leash
your spot for the night.
Hey, my spot,
that's Kev's spot.
And that's Drake's
spot too now.
Listen,
we can all go golfing.
I'll turn this shit
into tea time right now.
But I won't.
But these niggas
tea be so fun.
Once you know the tea,
you know what niggas doing.
These niggas are very hot. He. Once you know the tea, you know what niggas doing. This nigga's a bird, yo.
He gonna get the tea.
That nigga is a clucker, yo.
Damn.
Oh, man, yo.
It's all right.
I take offense to that.
But it's true.
Look.
This nigga is the tea king, yo.
I know too many girls.
And I never asked for it.
I didn't say you did. No, you one of the girls. So they talk to you like that. Well, yo. I know too many girls. And I never asked for it. I didn't say you did.
Nah, you one of the girls, so they talk to you like that.
Well, no, and if the nigga that they fucking is doing amazing things with his life, they want to share it.
They want to share it with the girls.
And me.
They don't share it with the niggas.
They want to hide that from the niggas.
Oh, not me.
They tell me.
You one of the girls.
That's what I mean.
Yeah, I guess you're right. It's more attractive when you hold it downiggas. Oh, not me. They tell me. You're one of the girls. That's what I mean. Yeah.
I guess you're right. It's more attractive when you hold it down.
That was to them.
And it was Cap. And it
was Cap. Them not holding
it down never stops the nigga from
fucking. It definitely does. It is
more attractive. Yeah, but that's just a lie.
Yeah, but I'm going to still do it.
Nigga's going to run over there. Oh, please. Have a blast. All right. Come on. that's just a lie. Yeah, but I'm going to still do it. Nigga's going to run over there.
Oh, please.
Have a blast.
All right.
Come on.
Let's get to it.
Where do y'all want to start musically?
Nas dropped last week while we were on vacation.
Snow Allegra dropped a record called Be My Summer.
That was last week while we were on vacation.
She did.
This week, we have, it's close to a blockbuster in music
Well a blockbuster
It is
Travis Scott
Start with Travis come on
Yeah I think we should start with the blockbuster
Yeah let's get to it
I've only listened to it twice
And Travis delivered
Listen bruh
12
11.59
I'll never wait for albums like that
I'm sitting there
Home pods on ready to go.
Click it.
Where the fuck is it?
12 o'clock.
1201 it hit.
I sat up and ran the whole,
I haven't listened to anything else.
I ran the whole album through,
let it start over,
ran the whole album through,
and just kept letting it play.
I saw a lot of people sitting there saying,
yo, this was Travis's Yeezus.
It sounds like a cousin of Yeezus, but he made Yeezus.
Yeah, that's what I'm like.
You can't say, oh, I could hear Kanye's influence on this.
No, no, no, no, no.
You can hear Travis.
This is Travis.
This is what he do.
This is his shit.
But yeah, he delivered, delivered.
The situation.
Dog.
We are in.
Stop right there.
Just already stopped.
And I waited up for this one too, Ice.
Yeah?
I did too.
I waited up.
Me too.
There ain't a lot of projects that do that and when no
there's only a few a year yeah and i got it i stopped what i was doing i stopped to really
listen y'all know track one means a lot to me how did you start this project
dog i just started laughing sitting in the bed listening to this.
Listen to this weirdo bullshit.
It's actually Kendrick-esque.
This lets you know.
Or the Kanye-esque.
If this don't let you know that you in for an audio adventure.
Listen, nigga, shut up.
Help.
Uh-oh.
Help.
Oh, my fucking God. And this one. Oh, my fucking god.
Oh my fucking god.
Oh my fucking... What the fuck?
At this point, I'm gonna try to give
with the mic stand.
What the fuck is this?
This shit is out of control
I'm driving through L and I done brought snow
It's shining in here and I done brought gold
I hear the sirens right out the chateau
Run me the info
Tryna hear what you did, now you came close
Cause I get bobblehead like I done made bro
I made Italian bread like I done made dough
I be all around the map
Write a show by myself like
Boy, beat is stupid
That whole shit is stupid
Yeah but to start like that is bold, that beat is ridiculous
Straight in the
Uh oh
You got me, you got me already
He ain't said why word I love this beat
I didn't love this one
This beat is hard
This beat is sick
This shit sound like techno grinding
Sounds like children's story
But updated
Can you pull up the credits for this shit?
I want to know who did what as we go
Vibrator
Roothaker.
Earthquaker.
Annihilator.
Baby, please get off the ground.
I like you better.
I'm going to be out somewhere, and this is going to come on,
and I'm going to totally move your shit.
This right here, my new modern jam.
I'm on fire, the new burning man
I just like the different bots already
This track too, look how you moving
The key man brought them on for friends
This shit punk put it on the bible
I like a bi girl on a bi cycle
Then I bought a car, now she feelin' title
My dick so hard, pokin' like the Eiffel
I just need a world love I see the world.
That's a dude from Daft Punk and Travis.
Yeah.
See what I mean?
You could tell.
Like, that's what I was saying.
You could tell he got, like, geniuses.
Like, you got the dude from Daft Punk to do the fuck of that.
Like, come on, guys. That's a cheat code.
This album to me sound like all of the music labels
and the greats came together and said we have to produce a phenomenal album sounds expensive no
question oh super this sounds listen killer mike came in and said he spent he spent 650 i just
started multiplying yeah yeah if killer mike spent a little over 700 grand, and that's a phenomenal project, this shit costs money, money.
Features to the sound, Mike Dean, Kanye, Daft Punk.
Let's get right to it, though.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Tensions is definitely rising.
I took this to be a Biggie,
what's beef interpolation.
T-Time.
Do you hear that, Parks?
I can hear that.
Sound like it's just pitched.
Tensions is definitely rising.
So if I'm getting what's beef from this and then you come on talking about
tensions is rising.
I went to make coffee when this came out.
I ain't going to lie to you. T-Time, T-Time, T I ain't gonna lie to you T-Time like I got a cup of this shit
T-Time like golf at a quarter to six
I love to fuck on a regular bitch
famous hoes name but they stay on my dick
heard your new joint is embarrassing shit
you talk to the cops and some therapy shit
you act like you love this American shit
but really the truth is you scared of the six
as soon as you said that I want to get my creamer
Like a threat to Americans
Y'all scared
You wanna go and inherit the shit don't talk to the boy about comparison shit Why you bitches always asking niggas for money for some weird shit?
Y'all asking Drake for money for some weird shit?
Y'all asking Drake for money for your parents.
Nigga, get creative with the lie.
That's not creative.
No, that's dust bucket.
Oh, I thought that was fly.
Can I get some money for my parents?
No, get your homeless family the fuck out of here. I pull out a million to stare at this shit.
My dick just got hard because a wire just hit.
My schedule's out.
Come spin us for real.
Man, fuck all that spin and the narrative shit.
I melt down in chains that I bought from your boss.
Give a fuck about all of that heritage shit.
Since we not around, the members don't know up to Louie.
They not even wearing that shit.
Those are the lines.
You saw the Pac Ring thing as well.
I saw that he purchased the Pac Ring.
I saw the Pac Ring article a few days ago.
Like, oh, this rare Pac ring
sold for a record price.
Like a million dollars
or something like that.
It was estimated
it was valued at like 300
by the so-called million.
So I didn't really think
much of it.
I was like, oh, that's cool.
But then I saw him post the ring
after the album came out.
I was like, oh, this motherfucker.
See, I had a thought
when it was released that he purchased all that Pharrell jewelry,
but I didn't want to share it in fear of sounding like the nutcase again.
But that was weird to me.
Why?
Because his beef with Push.
So I don't think that you just buying Pharrell's jewelry and putting it on because it was so iconic.
I never,
I never felt like that.
And for Drake to sit on that for this amount of months.
Yeah.
Title the shit meltdown.
And then talk about someone else's shit.
I bought your shit.
I melted it down.
I melted it down.
Yeah, that's some cerebral shit right there.
And then go to Starlet.
Somebody's supposed to try to smash.
You can't even hit him no more.
You can't even do nothing to him no more.
Nigga, he did it.
He beat the video game.
Even the lines before that
Where you told him
Your bodyguard put in
Some work on the flute
Yeah
Oh my
Why are you saying that?
Why you did that?
Don't say that man
Why are you
Trying to take all the credit
For your bodyguard?
That's what my bodyguard Supp supposed to do fuck that i'm most
impressed by the fact that he found a different flow and tone after all these years that's what
i like that's that's crazy the other part that was impressive i don't want to dig right but this
was i took this like this nigga's championship parade like he did it even when he went to
starlets like to watch him in starlets after you did it versus how he looked when he was in there trying to do it,
the big crowds, niggas wouldn't leave him alone.
You just knew he had that touch.
You're in there harassing this nigga.
Now it's just low, quiet, me, one man.
And I laugh because you niggas be a billion dollars in
and come right back to this.
See, I took this as something different. Even this verse here. we know he got the album coming which he says it's coming within the
next two weeks yeah and i tell you one thing and if i want to well no i'm saying if you knew this
was coming before the album this is like my teaser yeah which tells me it's some shit over there i'm
rapping i'm sure yeah now i'm shooting shooting over
there this was just a pow pow yeah i don't think we're getting any more uh uh europe dance music
i hope not i don't want to hear that shit i am not all the way there with y'all yet
and yeah not especially coming off of the last album what part that central c freestyle has
frightened me and scared the living shit out of me. Shout out to TSK,
man. Yeah, shout out to
Timestamp. Yes. Round of applause.
Clap it up, TSK.
He works on that. He works on it on the radar.
Oh, shit. Shout out to Gabe and all of them over there.
Yeah, yeah. Shout out to the whole gang.
But that freestyle scared the living
shit out of me as to what to expect from
Drake on his next project. You think
we'll be getting British Drake again?
You think Mance is on there?
I don't want to hear
none of that Calypso rapping shit.
I mean, you could throw one.
I don't want to hear
an orange of it.
No disrespect.
I know that Central C
is him over there.
Central C, yeah.
I know he's him over there.
I think that's why we got
And he smoked that.
He did.
Central C did.
They both killed it.
I don't want to hear
none of that shit
On the next Drake project
How about you?
I wanna hear this
Nah that's coming
I think there's gonna be
More of this
You still gonna
He still has to put
Something else
He has to do that yo
Drake
And that's what I always say
He has to do
Drake ain't never gave you
A full rap album
Ever
He don't belong to us no more
I got the point
He don't
Yo it's other markets
Nigga that got just as much
I am a worldwide brand now.
Anybody that never belonged to us, actually.
He never.
He's Canadian, man.
He wasn't really ours.
We just, we claim the niggas we love.
Speak on us, Canadian.
I mean, it's true.
He does belong to us.
Well, y'all ain't pop over there.
Shut up.
You belong to us, too.
We love you
I know
And we appreciate it
And Snow Allegra
There's a few of them Canadians
I don't know
We love her though
We do
Yeah
Not all of them
Anyway
Anyway
I love Drake vs Pharrell
And Push Fuck it I see them on the internet clowning
him for clowning him for still sending subs at push i love it i absolutely love i'm here for
all the rap beef us beefing for five six and seven years Even after it's been squashed, quote unquote squashed.
It wasn't squashed.
Well, it was, but it wasn't.
Drake and Push was never squashed.
It was, but it wasn't.
Push still be saying shit?
It was, but it wasn't.
When was it squashed?
It was squashed by the powers that be.
But not like as in they
both threw up the white.
I thought that was Drake and Push. Squashed by the powers that be.
I never thought that push and push kind of made it clear that I was operating on my own.
Don't put me with that.
I'm going to keep, I'm going at you.
Not them.
But, okay, you might have some more information.
And I'm not mad at him.
This is Pharrell, yo.
I like it.
Pharrell been here all these years.
Ain't nobody's ever worried about him.
Come on. Come on.
Come on.
You just.
Yeah, I want to see how you operate.
Can't have your way out of this one.
Yeah, Pharrell is too yoga, meditation, healthy, happy.
Like, he's like really like an alien.
Like, he's different.
So, still good to hear another alien get at him, though.
I want to hear responses to this.
Yeah, you just got enough money.
I might just buy all your shit, right?
He ain't dropped the Jim Jones.
He never dropped the Jim Jones either.
And here comes Drake around the corner.
Sound like a busy work day.
Which I do think if Push just sit down for a second, he'll clear this shit.
And we know he got a project coming. And'll clear this shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we know
he got a project coming.
And that's why
Drake keep firing at him too.
It might have been
the double bait.
It might have been.
There's going to be a problem
that he wasn't looking for.
Who?
Drake.
Hold up.
I think Pusha's letting
Jim live out of respect
I don't think that
I don't think so
I don't think that at all
I think he coming
for that one too
I think he's definitely
like alright
wait right here
I'm coming
but first
but I'm moving
no I'm moving
on my own time
I'm moving on my own time
I'm not going to put out
no shit that I'm not
monetizing
y'all want to hear it
go buy it
this is totally up to
how Pusha's wife morning starts out.
Like, if she starts out loving on Push, he'll go to the studio and just chill.
Yo, man, it's cool, man.
You know how your wife is loving on you?
Just anything is smooth.
Ain't no need to shake the table.
Ain't enough oregano in that spaghetti.
One of you niggas about to get it.
Oh, yeah.
No.
Long day.
One of you niggas about to get it. One of you niggas about to get it.
Back to this project
though.
I love the
Treesis sound.
I love Treesis.
The Beyonce record.
I'll play it for y'all.
That beat is...
I didn't think I was going to like it. I love that one.
That beat is stupid. I don't... I didn't think I was going to like it. I love that one. That beat is stupid.
I don't love the record, but this beat is...
This is hard, yo.
Damn, he did this beat, too.
And the beat switch on that Meltdown record was tough, too.
Uh-oh.
If you think this ain't essential paying next week, you out your fucking mind.
Nigga, this is north. This next week, you out your fucking mind. Look at this in North.
This shit is in Pergola right now.
Fuck is you talking about?
And Jamaica.
This is coming on.
Billions in escrow.
Bulletproof the whole thing.
Ignore the dress code.
Step into the ballroom. So hard to let go. This beat is bananas to me. I don't need, I think Beyonce has melodic genius here, but I don't need her participation.
I'm just not the biggest Beyonce rapping, but I don't need her participation.
I'm just not the biggest Beyonce rapping fan.
I like the second part.
See, that's what I like.
I like when B talk her shit.
Okay.
I like arrogant, cocky B.
Me too, but I don't know.
It's the rapping part for me.
What she does with her harms and melodies is just different. I love what Travis did on this.
I'm going to let it play until Travis and then I'll get to
arguably my favorite portion of this project.
Listen, the first half of this album
is really, really, really, really good.
The second half goes to another universe for me.
He goes to an entire different universe. Here he comes. Hey, hey. They shaking ass out there. They still coming in, they
still coming in, y'all. Hey. See, this is his treasonous back to me.
Yeah, it is.
But again, it's his shit.
I know, I know.
I'm not mad at it.
I just did something wrong.
I'm doing that.
What the fuck is going on
yeah that shit is going to ring off fire yo fam I this is this will prop this is the best produced album that has been released this year I almost want to say by far but I would never disrespect
uh Kill Mike's project like that yeah um I don't see nothing dropping this year or next year
probably that will be better produced than this for me and while I saw all those Kanye comparisons
the difference for me and I want to word this carefully,
Travis, if possible,
his music moves more within the song for me.
So his album feels like
it just moved more
than a Kanye project.
And that sounds nuts
because Kanye projects move.
They move.
But every song on here damn near
has like two beats per song.
Minimum. Sometimes.
He's been doing it. Three. Yeah.
Yeah.
This was a
whatever Uzi
attempted to do, this was the adult version for me.
This is the
varsity version for sure. Yeah.
This is the, nigga, this is what I do version. This is your experimenting but version for sure. Yeah. No, this is the, nigga, this is what I do version.
This is your experimenting,
but I do this.
Yeah.
And that's the difference.
That's what it is.
You trying to do it.
I'll show you how to do this.
Grasshopper Sensei.
Yeah.
My favorite,
arguably my favorite
one-two punch on this album is Topia Twins, which is...
Twin bitches, twin bitches.
Oh, my God, yo.
Twin bitches, I've been up in jet ski.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Twin bitches, twin bitches, twin bitches.
I want to say this is Rob 49. Oh my god, oh my god, oh my dick, I took the glizzy on me And you know this life been busy, man, I'm busy on me
And I come through, throw a pack, she never leave me lonely
Yeah, I can't do no cuddles, can't stay till the morning
She an angel in the streets, a demon undercovers
Loud and shorty like I hate her, fuck her like I love her
I be stuntin' like my dad, I'm from New Orleans Project
Yeah, sittin' sideways with her Crazy My favorite one on there is Schizo with Thug 21 with I'm from New Orleans project. Yeah
Crazy my favorite one on this gets over 21 weeks. Oh, it's crazy
Skits on the in the future says a record about two favorites offer it My favorite beat might be that I know one which you skipped over just now that'd be stupid. Well, I was about to say I
Know is right before topia twins, right? But that's short. Yeah, it's short. That's short.
Topia Twins, Circus Maximus,
which is Black Skinhead,
done properly,
like it should be done.
I don't want to say that
because I did like Black Skinhead.
Black Skinhead was hard.
But it wasn't this.
Unreal, what is this?
Oh.
God damn. Uh-oh. Gave me strength. this
This will never lose. I love how they let the beat rock at the end for like a minute and a half, what felt like. At the top of the tavern I see when it's happening All the real love in that bin
All the bumps in the grabbing
Ain't no cops here harassing
All the looks and the laughing
And I saw they got traffic
I know all of this for a sake
The Weeknd, I think, redeemed himself
from that other record that they put out.
Oh, that other record.
I didn't.
That was a numbers play.
I didn't need that.
Yeah, yeah.
That's all that was.
That's why the show was buried on the album.
I liked it more when I heard it in the album.
I never heard that song again.
I didn't hear it on the album.
Never heard that song again, bro.
They just let this rock at the end, though, with the synth shit.
Oh, my.
This is art.
This album was a real audio adventure.
Like, from track one to the last track.
This is sick.
I don't think, I don't have something.
I might have to hook up my big, big speaker again.
Like, you got to experience it.
The volume needs to be all
the way up I didn't might need to rent a club for a night because on all my
device I was in the car trying to turn home yeah yeah I like listen to this
I'm letting it rock
I'm letting it rock.
Oh my lord.
Come on, man. Yo, hold up, hold up. Yo, Egypt, you kind of fucked up. This shit would have been fire in front of the period.
Honestly, honestly.
Hey Egypt, make that call.
Yeah, yeah, my man, my man.
Yo, make it right, Egypt.
You didn't hear what he said though, right? He said he had four other locations playing around the planet.
At the same time?
No, just shows.
Like, okay, Egypt didn't work.
We got some other shit too.
Pretty sure one of them
probably be some Great Wall of China shit.
Like, he's not playing, yo.
All I could think of is that
he locked up...
Who wants to perform after this at a festival?
Nah, you can't.
You can't.
That's why he's got his own shit. Let's get so, yo. Who wants to perform after this at a festival? Nah. You can't. You can't.
That's why he's got his own shit.
Playskid so, yo.
You can't perform.
Like, this is shut down.
The features are incredible on the project.
It's like soundtracks, yo.
This is...
Oh, no, this is sick.
My favorite part is how this moves.
This is sick, yo.
I wish I had more commentary for y'all, but this is just, you gotta let it rock, you gotta let it rock.
I need this in a strip club, immediately.
Immediately.
If I knew this was coming out, I'd have went and met that nigga in the strip club.
And she's going to do that, too.
She's going to do that.
She's going to do that there while this is playing.
This is ridiculous, yo.
I want to thank everybody that took part in this project.
That future SZA record, I won't bother playing it
because I would have to play the entire thing.
Bro, and that's the other thing about Travis' albums.
And I think, I'm not sure when it started,
he don't list the features.
I love that.
And normally I hate that. I hate that. I I hate that I normally hate him I normally hate it because with him you don't know what you're
gonna get like when SZA jumped on that record yeah out of nowhere what the if you if you have
developed brand trust with your fans such as Travis Scott then I don't mind you doing it I
trust you yeah whatever you doing i'm gonna listen so i can
hear it these other niggas no it's a trick and he don't need them to sell his shit i just hate it
from i'm sure you'll probably run into this with amp like from like a dj if you're having a party
perspective and you're looking for what's the shit with sZA you can't find you got to remember what
the song is like that's annoying it's funny you say that on amp when i go because you can only
play five songs with one artist on it so
sometimes drake is on so much shit that when i do the five songs i can still add sicko mode
because he's not listed so i like that on amp yeah okay
nah i think that's dope if you buying my shit buy my shit i completely don't buy my shit because
of the features
and all that
from a
what you said makes sense
yeah from an organizational
standpoint
you know how organized
my iTunes and everything
is I actually take all
the features out of the titles
here you come
no no
it's just
all the time
all the time
it's cleaner
it just looks better
on when I'm playing it
but I know the records
I like
yeah
and discovering them
like when Travis do it he just puts the album out you don't see who's on
what and it just pops up out of nowhere like oh shit this is this this is that
if the record is hard enough that we will know the we're gonna call it the
drink joint yeah we don't call I don't know I never heard nobody refer to no
guidance as the Drake joint with Chris Brown or Chris Brown and Drake.
They say, yo, No Guidance.
No Guidance.
When it's fire, it's fire.
That's like 21's, one of his older albums, I Am How Over I Was.
Uh-huh.
The A Lot record.
Yeah.
With Cole.
Uh-huh.
You didn't know Cole was on that.
They didn't tease it or nothing.
First song on the album, you listen, and out of nowhere, you just hear J. Cole talking, and then he smokes a verse.
I like that when you just discover out of nowhere you just hear J. Cole talking and then he smokes a verse I like that
when you just discover
some shit that you didn't expect
I think 21 Savage
is in the lead
for
rapper of the year
he's been killing it
I will say
at the live shows
his solo songs
he's gotta take his
voice out of the TV track
that's just a side note
he sounds completely different
live than he does in a studio.
He sounds good live.
He performed well.
But like when you have the original studio vocal in there,
mad low and calm.
But if you sound like that,
wouldn't you want him to have the vocals in?
No,
it sounds weird.
I don't like when any performer raps over their vocals.
I don't mind if they sound like their vocal.
He got to learn how to rap along with his vocal.
Yeah.
That's what got to happen.
Yeah, but if he raps low, is that easy to do on a stage in a packed out arena?
If he just raps very low and monotonous, it makes it a little harder, right?
Yes.
Well, that's why he should learn how to rap along with his vocal so that he ain't screaming yelling over the fucking shit
yeah but it's hard to do that from an energy standpoint because his shit is high energy
so like to be moving around stage and have a super calm low scary voice like he does on a
song it's tough to do that's true that's the conundrum yeah but you want him to do that low
voice in the studio on the song yeah for, for sure. But at a show.
At the show, take it vocal.
I need the energy at a show, because that was always my critique about.
Meek Mill does the same shit.
Meek Mill.
Anytime I've seen them perform live, I didn't really like it,
because even though their records are high energy, when they're rapping,
it was more lower.
And you're trying to sound, I guess, like the song.
I don't know.
That little baby show in Houston
looked great.
Yeah, it did.
Looked great.
I know there was a lot of hoopla
around the shows that were canceled.
That shit ain't look.
But the ones that ain't,
they gonna go still.
I did see someone say, too,
it's something like
30-something shows, maybe,
or something like that.
Like, canceling
four of them is not the yeah it wasn't it really wasn't a big deal the internet is gonna make
canceling shows a big deal but sometimes it's not the biggest of deals the little baby instance is
one of them all right these are four markets that i might not do as well it's not the best market
it's gonna lose us money traveling to do it let's just get rid of it as a whole get it they make it
seem like he canceled the tour. Right.
Or half.
Yeah.
Right.
If he had 30, 40 dates
whatever the fuck he's doing
and you cancel four, five, six shows
it's not that crazy.
Yeah, you're good.
It's still five, six months
left in the year.
If 21 Savage decide to get crazy
the rest of the year
this is his year.
Well, Drake said him
and 21's albums are coming.
He said he got 21,
got album coming.
If 21 drops an album this year
and is on par
with what he's done here
and with that Drake collab album.
Honestly, 21 Savage
hasn't really missed on a project.
I was just getting ready to say that.
You can go back,
just look at his projects.
He don't miss.
Even the Savage Mode 2
with Metro.
Fire.
Album before that, I Am where i was super fire that was one of my favorite albums i'd have to pull up some names but he's been on a few
projects to where i was like oh it's this is this is different album this album 21 is different from
this 21 they've been busting everybody's ass.
He put an album with somebody else that wasn't Metro, right?
No, not that I'm.
Metro was the last. Let me go look.
But anyway.
Drake?
I'll check.
But if he do something crazy, I just think it's going to be hard to take that title from him with what he's done this year.
Not bad at that take.
Travis Scott showed his entire ass.
He did. his entire ass. His entire
ass. Oh, he put the project out with
Offset. Is that the one you're talking about?
They put a joint project
out without warning. That might be
the one I'm talking about. That's 2017.
That was a minute ago.
It's fine. I'll check.
Hats off. Yeah, no doubt. Hats off to you, Travis Scott. That was the feeling that it's fine I'll check hats off
yeah no doubt
hats off to you
Travis Scott
that was the feeling
that I miss in music
like when you talk about
older niggas
leaving and not being
so in tune
with everything
happening in hip hop
it's cause we stopped
getting that feeling
where you wanna rush
to the credits
where you was ripping
the plastic off the project
where it was an experience to listen to your shit.
Because we're in this fast food era, people do everything.
They want to roll out fast, make you listen to it fast, shove another song in your face
fast.
Here's the video fast.
And if it dies fast, who cares?
Because I'm prepared with another record right there.
This nigga sound like, yo, it took, I hear all the five years it took.
That's the other thing. You know, when you get your favorite artist, you be like, damn, I want him I hear all the five years it took. That's the other thing.
You know, when you get your favorite artist, you be like, damn, I want him to drop again.
I want him to drop again.
A lot of the, I'm a Travis fan.
A lot of the Travis fans was doing that when, before Astroworld dropped.
Like, yo, what's the holdup?
What's taking so long?
What's taking so long?
Then you get the product.
Oh, you can take all the time you want.
We'll never rush.
I've said that after Astroworld.
I'm never rushing.
He could take 10 years for the next album. I'm cool because i know what it's going to be
it's going to sound like i took my time all 10 years and the and gave you the best thing i could
give you over the last 10 years yeah and it's not many artists that do that kendrick's the same way
yeah it's not a few of them it's a couple but the rest of them are playing a microwave game
here take this one i got the deluxe. I got the deluxe right here.
And then if this don't work, I'm going to hit you with an EP.
I got another project coming.
I'm just recording a bunch of songs.
I'm just picking out of a list of songs.
Okay, we'll put this on here.
We'll put this on here.
Whereas Travis sounds like, and the others,
sound like I'm crafting an album for this one.
You can hear the artistry, yo.
It's just different.
Yes.
I hear everybody involved. It's artists and rappers, yo. You canry, yo. It's just different. You can hear the artistry. I hear everybody involved.
It's artists and rappers, yo.
You can just hear it.
It's just different, yo.
Actually, I'm done.
You make it sound like
Indiana Jones on some of them
shit.
What the fuck?
You got a score going?
Like, what the fuck are you doing?
It all sounds like a score.
That shit is crazy, man.
But these artists-
Oh, he dropped the movie, too?
Yeah, he dropped the movie.
These artists that do these
arenas, like the big arenas and
sell them out everywhere.
I'm talking about the Crim Delicat,me like that the top top a plus plus plus dumb artists they make the music
business go around like so as i'm thinking about it it makes sense that everybody would want this
album to sound like this and participate and be on it because without the travises the futures
the drakes the kendrick cole is a real short list of them that make sure everybody's paid.
That make sure people continue to have jobs all over the music business.
You have to thank them.
It's called market share.
Yeah, so this was just a phenomenal feeling.
I played this shit nine times.
Bro, I haven't listened to it.
I played this shit nine times.
It's other music drop from people that I am huge fans of.
And I already said, I'm not getting nothing else
until at least Monday.
I can't get past.
I just keep playing the album.
I can't get past that whole, fuck,
Topia Twins, Circus Maximus, Schizo,
into telekinesis until further notice.
Fire.
He smoked this.
He did.
And I know people,
oh, y'all Travis Dick, right?
No.
Sometimes people just put out
good product.
Word.
No, this ain't good.
What's the movie?
Circus Maximus.
I know, but what's,
is it like a music video,
like extended music video?
Apparently it's something
that he wrote and directed.
Okay.
And it's in movie theaters.
Huh.
Featuring, this album features Drake, Beyonce, The Weeknd, Young Thug, Bad Bunny, Playboi
Cardi, 21 Savage, James Blake, West Side Gun.
That West Side Gun feature was so refreshing to hear.
Word.
Shout out to Alchemist.
Shout out to Alchemist.
That beat switch.
That's out.
Oh my Lord.
That's out.
That's out?
That's out.
Shout out to Westside Gun, man.
Shout out to Gun.
Younglean, Kid Cudi, Future, SZA, Rob 49, Justin Vernon, Bon Iver, Sampha, and Teezo Touchdown.
And you got some Sway Lee on there.
Yes.
A lot of vocal.
I hear Sway Lee.
He's on that last one you just played, Circus Joy, at the beginning.
He's on Thank God. He's on Sirens. He do that. He was on that last one you just played, Circus Joy, at the beginning. He's on Thank God.
He's on Sirens.
He do that.
He was on Sickle Mode.
Which track is the one with Bon Iver?
He did backups on a bunch of shit, too.
My Eyes.
Okay.
He did.
There was a couple other ones.
He's Justin Vernon as well.
That's his government name.
Okay.
He was on a couple.
Oh, I didn't even know that.
What?
I didn't know know that. Hmm? What?
I didn't know that either.
Yeah.
Hats off.
He made it tough.
Hey, what?
Hey, which one of y'all?
Oh, it's Drake coming next.
Oh, y'all lucky.
Oh, it's Blockbuster Summertime.
Oh, kids to bed.
Yeah, it was a little late.
Kids to bed.
But we're here.
It's told you.
Kids to bed.
Bundles are back.
Not everybody play it, but a lot of people are going to play the bundle game. Uh-huh here. It's told you. Kids to bed. Bundles are back. Not everybody play it,
but a lot of people
are going to play
the bundle game.
And now it's blocked.
Now it's time.
Reason hit me on the text.
It's like, yo, man.
They pushed this shit back.
Change the date.
You're fucking right.
You said it.
Good man.
Smart move.
He was supposed to drop today, right?
You're fucking right.
Get out the way. Get out're fucking right Get out the way
Get out the way
Get out the way
Post Malone dropped also
I ain't listened to one note
I feel bad for him bro
Me too
I do
I feel bad
I feel bad for everyone that dropped this week
It took me a minute to get to the Cardi Offset shit
I ain't hear it
Why you feel bad for Post Malone
Not musically
Because you're dropping with this That's all I'm saying offset shit. I hear it. Why you feel bad for Post Malone? Not musically.
Because you're dropping with this.
That's all I'm saying.
This is going to
interrupt some people's shit.
It is, bro.
It is.
It is.
Postman fighting
with the label.
Postman have,
look at,
look at
what he's used to doing
and look at the last project.
Look at,
you kind of want
your own runway.
The last project is an outlier.
Maybe.
Maybe not.
Maybe not.
We'll see.
Okay, I'm saying it's an outlier just in,
you can tell that there was no label participation there
in the music even, and this don't sound like that.
I'll just play a couple songs for y'all my point is that maybe not an outlier from what it's gonna do
i we haven't heard no two people that are post malone fans in this room i don't think post
malone give a fuck that travis scott dropped is all i'm saying you might be right now i think i'm
with y'all the label might might. I think the label might.
I think the label gives a fuck.
I think if the label cared enough,
they would have moved him.
I don't think the label or Post Malone
or anybody that's ever sold 700,000 records in a week
care about anybody else that's dropping.
Okay, or our expectations have changed.
For you.
But if the, oh, I see what I see.
So now, yeah, cool you dropping with Travis
because we didn't expect to do what you,
you're not doing that no more.
Numbers wise.
I'm only speaking on the numbers.
I don't know about any Post Malone bundles.
I don't know.
I haven't seen any.
I haven't really been up to date with his rollout.
Whatever I'm saying is only going from me hearing his album.
That's kind of an issue. Yeah, that'sout. Whatever I'm saying is only going from me hearing his album. That's kind of an issue, though.
Yeah, that's kind of
what I'm saying.
I hear y'all,
but that nigga's records
have sold,
I'm not counting last album,
he sold crazy
without me really hearing
much about his rollout.
He one of them people
that we here in this group
don't have to have heard nothing,
and he gonna come out
and do gold in a week.
We'll see and they
pushed the single for him let me know man i'm not they're pushing i'm not caping because i did too
this ain't my favorite post malone album but i could hear what he was trying to do it's just
too much of this bop for me well the other oh go ahead and take some of this
I'm gonna try to tell you something else.
Smoke this shit, bro.
I'm playing my favorites.
Nobody.
This is track four of Post Malone. It's called Nova Candy.
I'm gonna just give you four, five, and six real quick.
Uh-oh. Not too many songs did he do that rock influence. anything better than this. I would give up my tongue for ties.
Not too many songs did he do that rock influence. This is one of them
with the rock shit. You know what else I'm noticing about
this album? First time in his career,
this album is actually
not even listed as rap hip-hop.
Everything with Post Malone is, this is pop.
So that's why they
don't care.
We're not even on this chart no more.
We're over here now.
I told y'all, I don't see Post Malone as a rapper no more.
I just about to say, yo, this don't even sound like the same demo that this Target.
Well, the last album was, I mean, the one we love, Hollywood's Bleeding, was...
Travis-esque, yeah.
Yeah.
You know I never had anything better than this.
You can tell by the look on my face.
One of the singles was very, like, 90s alternative pop rock, which I like.
This whole album is that.
Okay.
I'll probably look at that.
Don't want to sober up.
The sun is killing my buzz.
That's why they call it morning thought.
I'm strong enough through my battles.
Yeah, this is one of the singles.
This and Chemical, they released X-Ace.
But a lot of them sound like that.
Oh, I'm going to like this album.
Yeah.
Again, we're post-fed.
I'm pretty sure.
It's like with Travis.
You know what you're.
I know I'm going to like your product.
Uh-huh.
Oh, shit.
This is my shit right here.
They bugged out.
They bugged out with this.
Oh, man.
That's a vibe.
That nigga post.
I want to be in a boat.
Yeah.
This whole album is this.
Let me ask you a question though. I want to be in a boat with this motherfucking band.
And I hope I don't lose my post fan card for asking this question.
Is this a case of somebody using hip-hop to get to a point and now pivoting off?
I mean, I guess you could make that argument, but I don't usually like that argument.
Well, sometimes I do. This doesn't feel like that to me.
I'm just asking because this seems like this isn't a hip.
Every project he's put out had at least hip hop features.
It was considered a rap album.
And now it's like I've gotten to a super mega star point.
I don't need hip hop no more.
He stayed long enough, though.
But not just that.
He just might be doing Some artistic expression
Yeah
It depends on it
I'm just asking
Drake just put out a whole album
That people were saying
Wasn't hip hop
We can't say Drake
Abandoned the culture
Shit I remember
It was
This could've always been him
I remember
However many years ago
The shit that got him
In hot water
With the people
I'm talking with a hook
It's beautiful
It's beautiful
Oh
Oh man This is fire.
I'm too cool to die.
I'm too cool to die is the name of this.
Don't fuck me on the jet, but I'm scared to fly.
Yeah, come on, folks.
I remember the shit that got him in trouble a million years ago
was when he said he'd rather listen to Bob Dylan or Johnny Cash
when he wants to be in a sad emo bag than hip hop,
and people got really offended about that.
So this has been his
shit. Okay.
So I've
appropriated hip hop to now can do
what I want to do?
I just think that
you are an artist and you
might be multi
you know what I mean? Dimensional and you just
pull from a bunch of different inspirations.
So I don't think you should limit somebody else's art.
No, I understand the question.
I just don't usually, a lot of times I don't like when people bring that argument up.
Unless they do something completely foul.
Yeah, we only like it with Adam 22.
After that.
We don't give a fuck.
Have a blast.
There's a lot of drama between you
and your beautiful wife, Cardi B.
Right when I thought Cardi and Offset
should have just chilled out and not dropped.
That's y'all.
Any 3-6 sample, it wins.
It's been working.
It's been a decade now.
And when Cardi do it, it wins.
And Offset and Quavo,
I feel like, rest in peace, Takeoff.
Just since his passing, it has just put a different type of battery in their back.
Like, listen to him on here.
He's going crazy.
This is the first time he ever rapped better than his wife in his life.
You're right.
Respectfully, because I love them, both of them. And the lamb I be damn if a nigga try me Get in hand with the fam and the nigga gotta eat Shout out to Nine Number Buds, I'ma trick for a treat
Before I bought the lamb, I was riding in the Jeep
500 horses with a stick on the seat
Fuck that nigga, he'll fold when it's heat
Go against the code for the dope, boy, you weak
Go against the grain, man, you know a nigga lame
Cartier frames, I can see a nigga brain
Cartier bracelet, it match him with a chain
Dirt up on my name and you niggas should be shamed
Knock out for boots while I'm throwing up gang
Diamonds put loose when it's watching this plane
My dog got the juice and no smoking propane
I'm gone and I'm run to the money who sang who talking who tell her who sang I'm selling prescription cocaine
She fuck with my pimp in my cane. I'm Michael. I'm not no Jermaine
This is a I saw the weird slayers water. It's the beach you brought up. It's a piece me ball
I eat your heart out. I'll pull your car. That is simple for hosting this bitch like it's dimple
You can one new bye bye bye make it
With your bitch I get gentle white stuff
I'm gangster, but with your bitch I get gentle And I like when my wife back to back. Yeah.
And I like when my wife come on and just start going crazy.
But look, ain't no bitch finna front on me.
Bad body bitch with a jumbo teeth.
Yell I'm a guinea like a bumbo.
Girl, nobody listen to you less than talking about me.
It's always a bird trying to tweet shit.
You offended when I be on defense.
That's who worried about me and my nigga.
You should worry about the nigga you're sleeping.
Face is giving and never not gay.
Been to Atlanta, but bitch isn't brave.
Hot bitches mad, I'm the number one pick.
Wait, no.
Wait.
Been to Atlanta, but bitch isn't brave.
Wait.
Yo, I think that's so fly to be able to do this with your wife
or husband.
That's fine.
Just start firing off on niggas.
I like how they introduced this with Jamie Lee Curtis.
The James Brown school.
That was amazing.
You young niggas don't know what that was.
Taraji.
Taraji.
Taraji.
I'm done with cardio. I'm done a head Water and gas Including I'm done with cardio I'm done
They smoked that
They smoked that
Last night was a good night for music
It really was
It was a really good day
For music
I have nothing negative
To say about
None of the shit that dropped
And
It's about time
That's my weekend
Thank you
Finally
Yeah
Shit been feeling like
A fucking drought
Feeding me all this bullshit
Around here Facts Last week Nas We did Finally, yeah. Shit been feeling like a fucking drought. Feeding me all this bullshit around here.
Facts.
Last week, Nas.
We did.
We got Magic 2.
You were waiting on it.
I was.
And?
Give it to us.
It's probably my least favorite Nas and Hit-Boy project.
There's a couple joints on there I like a lot.
I just am not the biggest fan of Nas in bounce beat mode.
And there's like two or three of them on there.
It doesn't...
It doesn't do it for you.
It doesn't do it for me.
I was underwhelmed.
There's some shit on there, though.
The Pistol on the album cover shit is hard.
That's sick.
There's a couple of joints on there.
I remember all the titles off the top of my head.
There was a couple that I liked,
but I immediately ran to the 50 feature.
Because I just wanted to hear that.
What a robbery.
Got eight bars.
What a robbery.
What the fuck?
Eight bars and some shit talking.
That was the song we were most excited to hear, man.
And that's why Travis Scott don't put the features on your shit.
Yeah, but even you immediately flew to the 50 shit to only be under one.
Well, no, it was early in the project.
I think it was early.
It was early, but the fact is, but they actually, like, even 50 on Instagram.
Marketed.
It's top.
That part.
When you start marketing the feature.
They did that.
Yeah, they did that.
None of these niggas on Travis' album.
Well, and it's all A-list.
A, A, A, A-lister.
They didn't say shit until after 12.
Right.
And then they all start
posting the album cover,
the credits,
and it looks like
a unified act.
Yeah.
And it's powerful that way.
This 50 shit,
they ain't gonna
kept that verse.
Or just let it play out.
Like, I don't,
there wasn't a rollout
That verse tell me
there's a 50 album coming.
It may be.
It may be.
Because he's saving his shit.
I hope. He's saving his his shit 50 was supposed to give us the the second part of the canaan tape years ago and that
what no i was gonna say i don't think that he's got music on the way not anytime soon
i mean he's he's in the process of building his own studio he's been broadcasting you know
he bought that space and none of those shows are going to arrive without new 50 Cent music coming out.
You're going to hear it at the front of the show.
You're going to hear it during the show.
You're going to hear it at the end of the show.
And it makes sense for him to package that and sell his shit.
Oh, yeah, true.
Also, the strike is happening, so there's time.
He's on tour.
He's a marketing genius.
He will be rapping.
He just marketed that Nas shit.
I was going to say, that's the marketing genius in him that marketed the Nas shit.
I don't necessarily think he has even time to be putting out a new album.
Definitely.
And I think that as prideful, he don't want to put out a project.
You get what I'm saying?
So I think that takes time. Me and Ice are good people here to say that 50 Cent projects after y'all said he was eh.
Ain't been eh.
Animal Ambition ain't been eh.
Cannon Tank ain't been eh.
They've been high level, high quality.
And nobody knows but like niggas.
Yeah, niggas who ran to listen to it anyway.
Which means he going to have to put a whole bunch of time and effort into the projects.
And I don't know if he necessarily has't think that, yeah, I'm not
trying to go diamond again. Yeah,
he ain't trying to do that. Yeah, I think that's the place where
he's at. He's in a good place because he don't
rely on this shit. He can do what the fuck he
wants. How much money y'all think 50 Cent makes a year?
I wouldn't even be able to guess.
Come on, let's pocket watch. Let's guess.
Let's pocket watch. How many shows he got?
Four? I don't know.
I have no factual metric anything
to back the number I'm about to say.
Have I had to guess? A buck fifty.
A buck fifty what?
A hundred. A hundred and fifty million a year.
I don't know about that.
I don't know.
I think he's making a lot of money a year though. I don't know. It's high. I know he's making, I think he's making
a lot of money a year though.
I'd say it's closer to like
40.
I think he's making eight figures.
I think he's making eight figures.
35 to 40 a year.
Because he's got his vodka
plus all the shows.
I got him between 50 and 60
a year.
Based off nothing.
I didn't Google. I didn't fact check. I didn't Google.
I didn't fact check.
I didn't search.
I'm just talking about being able to look at somebody and kind of assess with the eye
test.
That's it.
And I'm nosy.
And I'm nosy.
I was talking to Bum B yesterday.
I was trying to pocket watch his ass too.
It's tough trying to pocket watch the OGs because you got so much respect for them.
And they know how to move.
Yeah.
That's right.
See, young niggas, they're going to show it all to you.
Exactly.
That Trill Burger shit, he's out of here, buddy.
He's gone.
He's gone.
It's tough to pocket watch when you that type of going.
Salute to Bun, man.
Bun's kicking ass.
I hope he kick ass for the rest of his life, except for at our fantasy football draft.
Fuck out of here.
He got the third pick.
Anyway.
I'm with y'all on this.
Yeah.
It wasn't bad by any
stretch of the imagination.
It was my least favorite
out of the pack.
Yeah.
The King's Disease pack
included.
Yeah, all of them.
The first Magic is my
favorite of the packs.
I feel like if he's not
going to keep the bar there,
then chill.
True.
I wonder if he felt like this was him keeping the bar there.
I don't know.
I don't feel like it was.
I feel like this was,
we got more solos,
let's put them shits out.
That's the vibe I felt.
It could have been what you said.
I don't want them to do that.
Could have been what you said.
Said.
Step on home. Or that. Or that to do that. Could have been what you said. Said. Step on home.
Or that.
Or that.
Or that.
Yo, hurry up.
We got some.
Go grab a couple.
We dropping too.
This didn't feel.
There's a couple joints in there.
There's a couple joints.
Yeah.
It didn't feel as high effort as the King's Diseases specifically.
Yeah.
But like I said, Magic for me, like what i liked about that is it was low
effort but it was just very good rapping over raw beats and this one was not that so that's
maybe it was just a branding disconnect for me too i don't know now that pack sounded different
too from magic one to magic two yeah really different yeah it was some like production like beauties on on the first magic
one i was going crazy when i first heard that that's the one he was flipping all them samples
and shit right yeah oh my god yeah he wasn't gonna it's tough it's tough tough act to follow
it is tough act to follow again bro this is what the fifth album in two years and you didn't have
to follow it that's what i'm saying. You could go chill. Yeah.
This clip that you're on is...
I saw a lot of people saying that how Nas is moving
in the latter half of his career changes the whole Nas debate.
I think it does to a degree.
Musically.
Strictly musically.
Expound.
Why?
Well, I've made the argument, I think,
on the old podcast that their discographies
line up a little closer than most people
like to make it out to be,
as far as you go album for album,
rating for rating.
And I think now he might have a little bit of an edge.
But if I'm not shooting like that no more
and you keep shooting,
that don't give you the edge necessarily.
Yes, it does.
If I keep putting out music and it's music at a high quality, yes,
that is a difference.
We're not battling no more, though.
It doesn't matter if you're battling.
You're in it by yourself.
You can keep shooting.
You're in it by yourself.
You can't make that argument when you say you can't put Lauryn Hill in no list
because she only has one album.
Yeah, I can.
Because Lauryn Hill, that's one album and a rap album. Yeah, I can. Because Lauryn Hill ain't,
that's one album ain't a rap album.
That's why I make that argument.
You can't be, okay, so let's take it somewhere.
That's the reason why.
Let's take it to OutKast.
You can't do that because
Andre doesn't have enough solo material.
You do that too.
You do that.
He has solo verses,
and that's what y'all tell me.
Right?
That's what y'all tell me.
I tell you more.
I see that goalpost dancing all over the place.
I'm using your argument.
I'm using your argument.
When I make it,
y'all responses,
yo, but he's done verses.
He's done this, he's done that.
You're not replying to what Parks is saying.
What do you say?
He's put out a very large quantity
of good quality music in the past few years.
Absolutely.
It shifts the discography debate to me a little bit
in Nas' favor currently.
I only disagree because I disagreed
when you said it originally,
so I'm still going to disagree.
I don't think that Nas and Ho's discovery were as close as people said.
You got a lot of fire to put out to catch up because you had more bad albums
than Ho had.
And I think that he gets a bad rap with that.
He does.
I think Nas gets a really bad rap with that.
He does.
The albums that they said was bad, I liked.
Same.
Especially a lot of them in hindsight. But Ho, listen've told me now y'all know y'all know how powerful a narrative is
one second though oh put that little narrative out there and that was the end but hold on you
hey now you got to change the division in the in the equation wait wait you've told me before
don't you talking about the masses not like you said
the album that y'all think is bad you think is good
the masses thought them albums was bad
but the masses
thought them albums was bad after
Jay Z came and said
two of them shits was due
what was that
your shit was ass one hot album
every ten year average and that's
so lame you can't
so
you said you've been in this 10
I've been in this 5 smarten up Nas
like it's tough
but that shit was marketing
Nas sat there and said Eminem killed you on your own shit
and a lot of people didn't think that at the time until he said it
no everybody
thought that about Jay Z
at the time and over time that's changed and we were wrong
everybody thought people still to this day say m smoked the whole on renegade it's not even close
they're wrong though but again today the narrative when when the person he's going against puts this
out here we running with that when you have you said views was trash and they ran with it and y'all was wrong the narrative can create something that's all i'm saying and it'd be wrong i don't
think that you know my stance already we ain't gotta even ask but i don't want to have no nas
jay-z debate in 2023 i'm not i'm just to park's point i just don't think they were as close as
you because you're a nas fan i just don't think that just don't think they were as close as you, because you're a Nas fan.
I just don't think that from the Madison standpoint, they were as close as you think.
I think he had a lot more ground.
Y'all say that, too.
Y'all didn't like Hov last album.
I didn't.
I didn't.
And I didn't like that Hov and Beyonce album.
That's what let you know I'm not talking.
And I didn't like Magna Carta, Holy Grail.
Oh, I didn't like that album.
Blueprint 3 was-
That's where it stopped at for me.
You chill out.
Magna Carta Holy Trash
and 444
I didn't like them albums
but a lot of people did
I'm just saying
I like 444
I like 3 songs
and it sound better
the older I get
I don't even go back
and listen to it
I don't like it
but again
just to let you know
I'm speaking from
an unbiased place
I like Jay-Z
but I don't everything Jay-Z put out I like Jay-Z but I don't,
everything Jay-Z put out,
I don't be like,
oh, oh, oh,
I ain't like 444.
I didn't like a few
Jay-Z projects.
I don't hold Blueprint
where,
I like Blueprint.
Don't get it fucked up.
I just don't hold,
I just don't hold it
where everybody else holds it.
We have too much to talk about
to unpack Blueprint
and Stillmatic.
And I like the snow song
that came out.
That's my music sheet.
That shit was a bop.
Yeah, be my summer.
And we missed one real quick
because Offset,
it is good to see.
Quavo and Future
put a fire track out.
Quavo, I'm telling you about,
I'm telling you.
Bruh, I got it.
That record is...
Oh shit, Future's coming still.
Is he? He said he shit. Future's coming still. Is he?
He said he was.
He said he was.
Listen, put the fucking kids to bed.
All that shit y'all making in your room, awesome job.
Call Spotify.
Hope they playlist it.
This is budget money.
Nigga, yeah.
I want to hear the niggas...
Drop in.
Yes.
I want to hear the niggas that make this shit go round.
I'm with you. Hey, bro, this might be a year.
I've been R'ing being it out.
The second half of this shit could be one of the best shit.
Hey, bro, hold up. We ain't had one of them
years in a while. I think we're overdue
and I think the people
that deliver, we're relying on
you to do so. Yeah, I think future's coming before
2024.
Oh, my. Hey, I think future's coming before 2024. Hey, Dawgs.
Good third and fourth quarter. I'm here for it.
Hell yeah.
We still got...
Yeah, nah.
Y'all lucky Thug wasn't out here. That album could
have been some shit.
I went back to listen. There's joints on there
now. If he was present to
fix some of that shit, that could
have done something. Drake, 21,
Future. We still got Nicki
and Cardi dropping.
Who said Cardi was dropping? I don't think we're getting no Cardi.
You don't think so? I definitely think Cardi's going to drop.
An album? By the end of the year. I think so.
Definitely. She active.
A little too active.
She's mad active. A little too active. Boy, active a little too active boy i wish i could
add to this talk oh okay no y'all have it i can't add to the talk no then never mind then
no y'all can talk i don't think it's covered okay i she she writing oh man she's writing
we're gonna go golfing right now it's right there it's right there this guy's it's gonna be big too what's
gonna happen is gonna be big oh man I love I love it I can't say oh it's party
outside
Canadian. Canadian.
Canadian.
The air quality.
You can see smoke on the way.
Smoke is coming from down there.
Fourth quarter boy.
And if it ain't smoky, I'm going to come in here and tell the truth.
If it ain't smoky.
Oh fuck, I want to tell.
Come on, move on.
Move on. I don't think. Come on, move on. Yeah, move on.
Move on.
I don't think there was anything else in music.
I think all the big people got some shit covered.
Okay.
That's all my music shit.
It's going to be a fire ass year, man.
That's all my music shit.
We overdue.
Good.
The fans win.
We win.
There you go.
There you go.
I ain't heard nothing else about that Puff JD versus, but September around the corner, and that's all I'm going to say about that.
I don't think there's no more versus.
I'm not versus in talking right now, but yeah.
We'll get to it if it happens.
I think it's quiet for the brand.
It might be.
I think they've moved on.
Man, that's a lot of money.
Listen, I have to define what gay means for Dwight Howard.
So let's take a small break and I want to
come back with the dictionary.
Pause.
Oh shit.
Oh man.
I gotta come back to the game.
Oh man.
JVP, JVP, where would you be without JVP?
Come on, H. Right off vacation. Come on.
This guy's nuts.
I hate you, yo.
One day, dog.
I hate it.
No, you did not.
Yeah, but you're not going to be able to do it.
I'm not going to do it.
I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do itVP? Come on, H. Right on vacation. Come on. This guy's nuts.
I hate you, yo.
One day, dog.
I hate it.
No, you did not.
You got to give us one, yo.
I just.
Now that I'm reading articles on him, I understand him more now.
Because he don't fuck with us.
That's what I read.
That's what he says.
I ain't seen no shout out.
Shout out to my guys.
You know what I mean?
H is just really not trying to be known as anything public
that's what I get from Izzy
that's pretty interesting
like even as he is that
yeah
he's not trying to be that
lean into that
or just go that way
is what it seemed like to me
he ain't accepted yet
but that's what's interesting
about him
because he is
you're that already
yeah but
not if you don't accept it
do you not acknowledge what I'm saying?
You ain't say nothing.
You said that and this and that.
I did say something.
I said, you don't want to be known as public anything.
A public figure.
It's not that.
This is what happens, yo.
Everybody's personality is different.
That's true.
Yo, dog, am I fronting?
No, but that's just not.
You've known me for a long time.
Yeah.
So what i'm
doing and how i move is me that's true it's not me being something that i'm not you get what i'm
saying so me getting up like doing a running man on the carpet it's not my personality no no no no
no no no we agree with you we're not don't need to unpack i'm talking about when i say that, I mean you accepting your celebrity. As a broadcaster. As a brand and celebrity.
Even at the end of the jingle, you just saluted.
I just did that.
You ain't seen it.
You did this.
And that's kind of what I mean about you.
You being you, sitting here, people fuck with you being you.
Yeah, I appreciate that.
So, no, don't act outside of you,
but whatever, man.
I can't do this wish right now. What's gay?
Before we...
We need to define gay.
Somebody pull up the...
Not yet.
I have it up.
A$AP Rocky,
you went...
Because we just talked about
Travis Scott for man long,
and I meant to tell A$AP Rocky
that he should stop talking
about Travis Scott.
If indeed A$AP Rocky was on stage at Rolling Loud directing the lines,
you stole my style, you took my style, I took your bitch.
If those lines were directed to Travis Scott, stop it.
That's the take.
I'm not going to lie.
that's the take.
There's nothing.
If I'm married to Rihanna,
I'm talking all the shit in the world to everybody that walks the planet Earth.
Don't care.
I feel you.
I feel what you're saying.
I think the total opposite of that.
I have the total opposite take in that.
What do I care if you married Rihanna
if I used to be with, if I was
with Rihanna?
We got kids.
Good for you.
I didn't want them with her.
I urged her to go take the abortion pill.
And maybe she didn't want them with me, but whatever.
But we was together. We had a run
and it was a blast. So you can't slap me in the him with me, but whatever. But we was together. We had a run, and it was a blast.
So you can't slap me in the face with, that's your wife.
If I know how your wife tastes, you should talk to me respectfully a little bit.
But that's when niggas get to talking aggressively, because you know how my wife tastes.
But I said, go ahead.
Rihanna ain't had an album out
in about six seven years
you ain't had nothing out
in about who knows how long
I would not say
Travis Scott's name
is all I'm saying
y'all can look at me
like I'm crazy all you want
or
I would leave Travis Scott alone
or
I'm
trying to get hot
go be
go do what Park said and go be a house husband nah I wanna get to get hot. Go do what Park said
and go be a house husband.
No, I want to get back.
Get back, but get back GQ,
make your little slap.
That song he got coming
and do sound hard.
It sound hard.
That shit that ASAP got coming
or it might be out already.
I don't know, but it sounds good.
Leave him, this nigga alone.
Don't direct no more bars
toward Travis Scott.
That tree might fall on you
fall on them how fall on them like now I'm calling Kanye and Mike Dean and SZA and Future and kid and we gonna now be doing we are the world against you nigga you and Rihanna
what the fuck are you talking about fall on him how you don't think
you don't think
my wife can make calls
stop it
call who
whoever the fuck she want
who
whoever she want
Mike Dean
SZA
whoever the fuck
Kanye
that's your name
she can pick up the calls
no that's where my chest move
that's where my chest move wins
yes Rihanna can call
who she want
oh okay
but in war now
you can't call
the same people
that I just called
these people have chosen a side says who says these people says no call who she wants. Oh, okay. But in war now, you can't call the same people that I just called.
These people have chosen a side.
Says who?
Says these people.
Says no.
I don't mean that at all. None of these people
will be appearing
on the new ASAP album.
No, my wife calls them
and calls in the favor.
My wife calls Kanye
the same Kanye
that I represented
at the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
Nigga, Kanye's coming.
Drake is not coming
when Rihanna calls. Maybe not. I said Kanye. Just say at the Super Bowl. Yeah. Nigga, Kanye's coming. Drake is not coming when Rihanna calls.
Maybe not.
I said Kanye.
You can say Kanye all you want.
I'm saying this particular group of Avengers, it won't be the same group is all I'm saying.
I'm not trying to argue whether Rihanna has pull.
You will have to find a new group to battle, and that will be a tall task.
I disagree.
I think that them niggas will-
So if y'all are A$AP Rocky, y'all keep shooting Travis Scott?
Never.
While he's doing this?
No.
And going to the pyramids? No, we don't even have the same crew. You don't mean- I'm not shooting that Travis Scott y'all are ASAP Rocky, y'all keep shooting at Travis Scott? Never. While he's doing this and going to the pyramid?
No, we don't even have the same crew. I'm not
shooting at Travis Scott about ASAP Rocky, but I'm...
50 Cent just played a clip recently.
You don't be battling niggas. I've said this before.
You're battling their marketing dollars.
Yeah. I don't think ASAP...
Where are his marketing dollars coming from?
I can make my marketing dollars
come from you. No, but...
No, that's what these niggas do. The same 50 Cent said, yo, we don't have the marketing dollars come from you. No, but look, they say, oh, no, that's what these niggas do.
The same 50 Cent said, yo, we don't have the marketing dollars that Empire has.
So you know what I'm going to do?
No, he smoked that.
I'm going to create a beef with Empire.
And now I got Taraji Henson.
I got Terrence and them shooting at me just to make us famous.
So every time they mention Empire, they mention Power.
Before you even get there, the same 50 Cent made a splash in hip hophop by shooting at all of them niggas i love the newark boys point
here i think that the tree can never fall on 50 cent because he's one of the best beefers in the
history of beef so i don't think the same threat applies to 50 cent no that's true but they all
tried to attack him for that shit he said about empire and power but he's him and that shit didn't work his plan
worked right the travis scott tree can fall on asap rocky who was just in a club telling people
to be respectful because his wife is here like i'm not doing this with y'all stop it you don't
see you don't see a reason why asap was shoot at travis scott that's what i'm saying i don't i'm
talking about the way he's the these cop niggas move today.
Why?
Where I need attention.
Because he want attention.
That's what I'm saying.
He got attention.
He didn't get it yet.
No, not that kind of attention.
No, he didn't get it yet.
He didn't get it yet.
I don't have that kind of attention.
He better.
Not that.
Listen, tell me what gay means.
And then I'm going to tell you why I asked.
Okay.
You want to read the urban and I'll read the Webster's? Okay. You read urban. I'll read. You read the American. You why I asked. Okay. You want to read the urban, and I'll read the Webster's?
Okay, you read urban, I'll read...
You read the American, you do the Canadian.
Okay, gotcha.
Gay.
Sexually or romantically attracted to people of one's own sex,
used especially of a man,
or lighthearted and carefree?
Ice.
Urban dictionary, don't even touch it.
That's all I was going to say.
Happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happier, really happy.
Super happy.
We not fucking.
Really happy, man.
Yeah, happy.
All right, now why'd you ask that question, Joe?
Because Dwight Howard is a freak-ass boy.
That's why.
And rumors have been circulating for a while that he was a freak-ass boy.
But I always give the benefit of the doubt to people that I have, you know, that they have a special place in my heart.
And I'm wrong every time.
I gave it to Dwight Howard.
Boy, am I wrong.
Gave it to Chingy.
Huh.
Super wrong about that.
Gave it to Young Buck.
Boy, couldn't have even been more wrong about that one.
Gave it to Bobby Valentino.
Oh, smack me in the head again.
Niggas like fucking transgenders. That's just the bottom line. So. Gave it to Bobby Valentino. Oh, smack me in the head again. Niggas like fucking transgenders.
That's just the bottom line.
So.
Gave it to Mr.
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
Yeah.
When are we going to stop giving entertainers the benefit of the doubt?
They be doing that shit.
Anyway, Dwight Howard was feeling frisky And hit some nigga
On Instagram
In the DM
I'm gonna read the DM to you
They're so graphic
And it says
You lying
No
He sent
He sent the demon emoji
To the old boy
Old boy
That's how he started
The conversation
Yeah
Niggas out there
Y'all know what the demon emoji means
On demon time
It's demon time
Nigga says Sup sexy Dwight says Niggas out there, y'all know what the demon emoji means. You don't know what demon time? It's demon time.
Nigga says, what's up, sexy?
Dwight says, what's up?
The dude replied?
Yeah, what's up, sexy?
Yeah, what's up?
That's what he said.
He's on demon time, too.
Yeah.
I know what the demon emoji means, so I'm going to match energy.
Gotcha.
Dwight says, nothing, you. Shit, just starting my day off. About to shower in a few. Dwight says nothing you shit just
starting my day
off about to
shower in a
few
Dwight sends
the eyes
I send my
girl the eyes
when she
about to
shower too
the nigga
says I
got you
tongue emoji
what the what was that Canadian version that was the Canadian version Mel, do the tongue-a-mole. Mel, do the tongue-a-mole. What the...
What was that?
You know what?
Canadian version.
That was the Canadian version.
Sorry.
My accent is still here.
I can't even say what I want to say.
No, no, no.
Can you hear my brain?
Yes.
What?
Keep going.
Can you...
Whoa.
Anyway.
Dude says, what you have planned today?
Dwight says
We play today
You in ATL?
Nigga says
Yeah I stay in Atlanta
I've been doing some modeling here
In Chicago
What about you?
And word
That's what's up
Good luck sexy
Dwight says
ATL in Philly
Then he says
Damn
Some emojis
Some emojis back
You have some blank shots, LOL. Oh,
do you have some dick shots? Do you have some blank shots? The dude says, I don't, but I can
make some personal ones though. Demon emoji. Dwight says, I want to see your dick. Dick emoji.
I want to see your fucking cock. Dick eggplant with the eyes emoji. The dude says, I want to see your dick. Dick emoji. I want to see your fucking cock.
Dick and eggplant with the eyes emoji.
The dude says, I got you, sexy.
Sends over some cock.
What?
He sent over some cock.
I think, you know what?
Let me just read.
I'm going to take the headphones off, though.
Nah, don't do this.
Because y'all know how it is when you're feeling frisky and you want to pick and
then you receive the pick you hit somebody that's really likely to send the pick hey the white one
nigga sent that that cock right over so then the white sent some sent some emojis right
then they back at it which emojis uh that's important because that's like a language it is
then he sent the demon again on a Monday.
What's up, sexy?
What are you doing?
Was helping my sister cook, then chilling now.
What about you, babe?
Dwight says, I'm thinking about that meat.
The nigga says, you trouble.
Well, he was helping his sister cook.
Dwight said, oops.
I want it.
He wants it.
The nigga says, when?
Dwight says, now.
The dude says, and this is where it gets freaky.
Oh, it ain't got freaky yet.
No, it didn't.
It didn't get freaky yet at all.
It didn't even start.
Yeah, it ain't start.
It's just some dialogue.
It's just some DMs.
Just keep looking.
Go ahead.
The nigga says, who all over there?
Eye emojis.
I don't want to raise no eyebrows all right then uh Dwight says
hey Dwight says now uh nobody my son in his bed
well wait now I know what nobody means nobody Nobody means nobody, not even my son is.
But he said, my son isn't.
So your son is asleep.
And you're on demon time.
With some fresh cock.
But that's fine.
Let's keep it going.
This nigga says, okay, perfect.
That didn't deter him at all.
The wife says, you would just have to leave before everyone wake up.
Time out.
Nobody to just
my son there to now everybody
is asleep.
Dude says,
okay, you're going to be up.
You know I'm an hour away, but I'll come.
Dwight says, yeah.
Dude says, let me get ready.
Dwight says, okay, with some get ready Dwight says okay with some tongue
emoji hit it man no please don't anyway tongue emoji Dick emoji Oh man
Dude says
Oh
Dwight says
I want more
Dude says
I got you papi
Also
What are you into
You like freaky shit
Dwight says
He wanna know
Yeah I'm into freaky shit
Now I want you to know
I'm not like gay or anything.
I'm just a little nasty sometimes.
And I don't want to offend you.
This is where I paused and said, hmm, I know times are changing.
Maybe they moved it.
Listen, cisgendered men, cis-born women, how you got
self-identified pronouns. Listen, I
don't know, but I thought I knew what gave me.
Maybe
I'm off. Let's keep going.
Dude,
having been in this situation before, says,
nah, I get it, nigga, whatever.
Yeah, and I understand
sexy. We grown. I'm not offended
at all.
Dwight sends the happy emotion and says, let me see that cock.
Now, now, dude says, I'm almost ready, about to be on the way.
Dwight says, OK.
He says, I'm on the way.
The address you sent me, right?
Dwight says, yes.
Dude says, bet.
Now, Dwight says.
Here come the left turn.
Right here.
Put the blinker on.
And I quote.
Put the blinker on.
You want to.
Yeah, blinker noise.
Do you want to have a threesome?
Nothing wrong yet.
Yes, it is.
Hold on.
No, it ain't.
Well, nobody there.
Yet. I'm trying No, it ain't. Wasn't nobody there. Uh, yet.
I'm trying to facilitate and see what's what.
He trying to see if I need to get the threesome popping.
Dude says, with who?
LOL.
And is that what you want?
The white says, a dude.
LOL.
Or a girl.
LOL.
They can't come till after four.
I scratched my fucking bald head And said to myself
Self
If there's three niggas
In the threesome
You are gay
I don't know.
I couldn't find another hole to paint this different.
Hole.
Pause.
Pause.
There's only one type of hole there.
Dude says I'm already 30 minutes away.
LOL.
And that's where this exchange stops.
Dwight is trying to have a three nigga threesome
in a house with his kids sleep
and the kickback just ending
and y'all got to leave
before my kid wakes up.
But I'm not gay.
I'm just a little freaky.
Nigga.
No, you're not.
I'm a little freaky.
All right?
You are a different word.
What the fuck?
I didn't even know
three niggas could do that together.
Word.
A threesome?
Oh, well, yes, you could.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yes, now.
But that's what makes it
even more odd.
It's three niggas.
Even if I'm thinking about trying one of y'all's point of view, the white Howard is seven foot one.
Who the fuck is bending this big ass nigga over in the threesome?
Get the fuck your diesel ass out the threesome.
I would kick you out of here.
I'm not having a threesome
with no nigga that got 30 rebounds one game.
You have to go somewhere else,
you muscular fucking doof.
How I'm going to handle you?
No.
Maybe he wants to be handled.
No.
You ready to say that?
He might, you know.
No.
The hell?
Take a long ass leg
yo what the fuck yo oh shit wow
that was that was
you a little freaky
that was a little bit freaky you're not freaky no maybe a little freaky. I'm just going to go off the track. That was a little freaky. I'm not your Ramoli freak. That was freaky.
Now you a little bit freaky.
You not freaky?
No.
Maybe a little.
That's something.
Not if this is freaky.
If this is the definition of freaky, you're vanilla, right?
Box.
You're straight vanilla.
I'm good, bro.
Also, while we're here on just calling Cap on some shit, the Carly girl, the Carly girl.
You called it.
Finally admitted to lying to her attorney.
Her attorney did a press conference
saying there was no kidnapping.
There was no toddler.
There was no none of that.
I'm awarding performance points to Jussie
for the more creative lie.
He incorporated Subway,
the noose,
some Nigerian twins.
You remember the reenactment, right?
Yeah, yeah.
They did?
Yeah.
That was great.
This girl's lie.
Arrogance points, though.
This girl's lie was a little lazy to me.
No, no.
We got questions now.
You don't just get to move on?
Yo.
I want that girl's ex-boyfriend now
because the boyfriend left her
and made sure to announce it.
I want him to shut the fuck up.
What's he doing?
Talking to her.
He keep making press releases
and statements.
I want to say, nigga,
we don't know her.
We damn sure don't know you.
Who the fuck are you
to keep making statements?
We don't give a fuck.
He's just trying to get some pussy.
He's trying to come up.
And she can get some dick.
I don't know if I left have left her over to lie.
She's cute.
She's a cute girl.
Clearly a little mental health shit going on, but I might not have left her.
That was what I was going to ask y'all.
You going to leave your girl because she faked the kidnapping?
Well, no.
The rumor is that she-
I like gone girls, so no.
I love gone girls.
I would date gone girls.
Yeah, I would definitely date gone girls.
Gone girl, Ben Affleck.
That shit would have worked on me. Yeah, she loved him. She loved Ben Affleck. That's the love Gone Girl. I would date Gone Girl. Yeah, I would definitely date Gone Girl. A thousand dollars. Gone Girl, Ben Affleck. That shit would have worked on me.
Yeah, she loved him.
She loved Ben Affleck.
That's the love right there.
Yeah.
The rumor is that he cheated on her with a stripper.
She found out, and this is her way of making him miss her.
If you willing to go through all that, baby, come home.
Come home.
Yo, you niggas is crazy.
I just wanted to ask you to shut the fuck up.
Yo, you niggas is crazy.
Nah, for real.
Come home, baby.
Come home.
Come home. You ain't gotta get Fake hitting that no more
Not this home
No no come on
You ain't gotta get
Fake hitting that no more
You going in the real home
You belong in
Right here
This is where you belong
Come on
You willing to go through all that
If she willing to make up all that
Imagine what she willing to make up
On y'all next breakup
I've done dealt with
Some creative hoes
They done made some shit up
Glad I don't like the artsy type.
I didn't know them hoes was artsy
until that paragraph on the report.
I didn't know they was so creative.
Like, wait, wait, what?
I was there.
This did not happen.
This bitch is like Spielberg.
God damn.
Also, while we're here
on shit I'm calling cap on,
there's clips going around
where America is admitting
to having found
non-human biologics.
I watched the whole press conference.
Did you?
I did.
What'd you think?
I'm compelled.
I'm compelled. I'm compelled.
I think there's a lot
of bullshit.
Obviously, he can't,
the dude couldn't speak
on nothing.
He gotta,
I forgot what they called
the room.
They gotta go to a secret
room with the senators.
Can't publicly speak.
And they were trying
to block that
from even happening.
So, I don't see the point.
Wonder why they could
be doing that.
And this is just where
Joe get the
Joe. I don't think it's Joe getting the
Joe riddle me this.
I'm probably what you
got. They said
the
alien vehicle crashed
and that's how they got it.
I thought to myself,
hmm,
here where we've gotten everything
from fighting, capturing, murdering,
burning, stealing,
bigoting,
we just pillage shit.
That's what happens here.
That's how we get all the way.
So you mean to tell me
that we
have an alien and an aircraft
but it crashed
here.
Not
you went and took it from
wherever the fuck you seen it at.
Nigga, too. But look, I think the
crazier part of the crash scenario
is that these motherfuckers
can come from a bazillion,
kajillion miles away, and then they crash?
They think aliens.
How stupid do they think we are?
Yeah.
Don't see Superman?
The alien can't drive?
He was driving.
It could have been a baby.
I know how easy it is to pass the permit test on Earth.
It wasn't no meteor, yo.
I do not believe that the aliens couldn't drive and crashed in the earth.
And that's how we got them.
And I do think that they need to tell us more about what it is and what they found and release some shit.
Not only that, they describe the way that their aircraft is able is able to travel.
They're able to make like hard right turns.
to travel. They're able to make hard right turns. They're able to
go from air to
underwater
to the atmosphere.
And let me tell you, if
those are the things that have you
amazed at this alien,
we should start running now.
Bro, no, no, no. The funny part
with that is, a week
ago, or two weeks ago,
another dude, like this high up military same dude same
dude no he was on the panel yeah the not the dude that spoke in front of um the republicans this is
a different it might be the same dude i see the whole thing like you the one that said he was
stationed in antarctica oh maybe not carry on this dude's talking about he was stationed in antarctica
top top level clearance and started talking about the weapons that we have that we are making.
He said they transmit all types of shit into space.
Not only, he was just naming, he said, yo, the weapons that we have is some shit that your brain couldn't even fathom.
And we can send signals into space.
So right a week after that comes in, yo, yeah, they crash.
I know. They crash after that shit hit the yes yo dog yeah it's my issue ain't nothing but the Chinese
they they lulled us to sleep they've been sitting there playing like letting
America think we did super power they just ahead of us and they've been spying
on us with all this crazy shit that we can't explain that's my take I don't
believe that's your alien shit I don't believe that's alien shit.
Shit.
I don't believe what they're saying I'm talking about.
I believe aliens.
I think octopus are aliens.
They've been on this planet.
Aliens are in the ocean.
We just don't know what the fuck we're looking at.
I think we're aliens.
I've been saying that.
I've said that on the pod before.
We're aliens.
Aliens, if you're out there listening to this broadcast.
This nigga right here.
I don't mind y'all taking
me come get me scoop me I want to fly around with them I seen enough of these
humans I want to go around start the starla Jean means ain't cutting it no more. No comment. Aliens might not. Three asses.
Bitch,
they got three cheeks.
This nigga freaky.
Told you,
I don't do anal.
I don't know why you went right to asses.
Still looks good.
And asses is one of your,
this is me,
they don't got to perform for the pot.
I don't do anal.
I didn't say you did.
I said asses.
And you never seen me do it.
I surely did.
Oh, my God.
Hey, Dwight.
Chill out, bro.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey.
What I'm telling you is you are attracted to ass.
That's what I meant.
So if they got three humps instead of two, you might be right there with them.
That's changing as I get older.
Uh-huh.
Make his ass.
Yeah, I know.
Sounds good, right? No. It is changing as I get older. Uh-huh. Yeah, I know. Sounds good, right?
No, it is changing as you get older.
I'm tired of seeing this nigga under pictures where I don't want to see this nigga at.
Move, nigga.
Oh, yeah, I keep seeing.
Oh, he on your slimmies?
Move, nigga.
Why you here?
You don't even like this.
I keep seeing ice.
I keep bumping into ice.
I bumped into you, Paul, too.
Little slim joints.
No.
Tattoos and shit.
That's ice. My nigga D.B. Tattoos and shit. That's ice.
My nigga D.B.
Ozzy bring me right there.
D.B., boy.
He gonna bring me.
My nigga D.B.
Ozzy gonna bring me
right where I need to be.
Yo, that nigga is international, bro.
It could be a girl in Belgium.
She be in South Africa.
Be like, yo, there you go.
That nigga name be right there.
I be like, damn, dog.
Is what you do all day?
I don't care what country
the girl from.
D.B.
Ozzy name under there, yo,
with a like.
I promise you
My man
Yeah that shit be annoying though
Move
It's not your bag
Go over there
Somebody get ready to call Ian Dunlap for me
Let me play this little clip for y'all
That was my show
That's my show
I created Caesar There was no Caesar That was my show that I brought Charlemagne in, and I brought Angelina in. That's my show.
I created Caesar.
There was no Caesar.
Caesar wouldn't have the lifeline or life that he has without a piece of him.
I created Matt.
If I wasn't there, if I didn't create Matt, if I didn't have Matt's feet,
if I didn't put Matt on the breakfast club, if I didn't recommend people to Matt,
there would be no Matt.
Sassy.
Not one.
Not a lick.
Not one.
Not a lick.
I'm here because of me.
Because of me going on their show.
Me putting them on The Breakfast Club.
And I don't have a problem saying it to any of their faces because they know.
They don't say it with you.
Nobody would know who you are the way you are right now if it wasn't for dj andy for putting you on the breakfast club for putting you on the seminars for making the moves that i made
for you it would be you would not be as big as you are now and if you don't think that
you are but just like when i say if it wasn't for clue because clue put me on that is the fact
and that is true and that is true when it comes to everybody on those things.
The reason, and I don't have a problem with anybody.
I don't have a problem with people in business.
But I still send to Matt.
And I still send people to Matt's way.
Because Matt is a good person.
Now, Matt and Cesar's beef and how they go back and forth, I don't get involved.
EYL's beef and Cesar's beef, I don't get involved eyl's beef and caesar's beef i don't
get involved i was with eyl last night out here in kentucky do i like their business practices
and what they do and how do i feel no so i'm just not a part of it will eyl ever be on the
breakfast club again probably not but that's because of me. When it comes to all that, that is because of me. You can't give me what I create.
Fine words.
I heard the cutoff version.
I didn't hear all that.
Fine words from a decent man that was DJ Envy addressing all you niggas.
He got
right too. He said, I made y'all.
I created y'all.
Breakfast Club is mine.
I brought Charlemagne in.
I brought Yee in.
I made Matt.
I made Caesar.
Listening to somebody else say
stuff like that, even if stuff like that is true,
boy, it would sound nasty when you have to say it.
That sounds disgusting.
And I don't think that's true.
He didn't make Earn Your Leisure at all.
By the time he appeared on their show,
they was well on their way to being who they were.
When I met with them years ago,
they was on their way to being who they was.
Can someone call in?
I don't have, no, I got an Android.
We'll provoke that.
Oh, I got his number.
I got it.
No, I got the Android.
Yeah, somebody, she got an Android too.'ll provoke that. Oh, I got his number. I got it. No, I got the Android. Yeah, somebody's
got an Android too.
Call up Ian Dunlap for me
so I can get his take on things.
We'll provoke that.
That conversation.
Like him saying all that.
Ask Ian Dunlap.
That's fine.
That's getting messy a little bit.
Come on.
Let's get a little tea.
We've been going for a while.
Let's come back with some mess.
Ian.
How are you?
Hooty who?
Melissa, give me the phone.
Give me the fucking phone.
Hooty who?
Hooty who?
Hey, yo, fam.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
Can I just talk to my friend for a second?
No, we calling about fucking beef.
Okay.
Now, hooty who?
A nigga just said he made him.
Here you go, hooty-hoo.
Hooty-hoo.
No, it's me now, Ian.
Ian, I just played that clip of Envy where he went off on all of y'all.
I just want to say, I'm going to call Rashard and Troy to tell them, too,
that I was right and that y'all niggas had
some smoke coming your way and y'all told me y'all would never reply to any of that but you've been
replying to this stuff so i wanted to call on air to see if we can get some exclusive tea as to what
what is happening here why he's trying to shit on y'all like this and say something flagrant back that i can put in
the caption on youtube oh my gosh i'll say everybody i love y'all my man i didn't you said what
troy richard said they wouldn't reply i didn't say that oh that's true oh that's true that's true
why he coming at y'all I don't know I think because
his other situation isn't going well
and he's in a hot seat
he may be feeling some pressure
as far as to like
Matt paid to be
on stage with Andy
so I don't know how he made that situation
did make us
and my thing is like if he made us then why don't you have equity in it?
Like, I called Corey, shot Corey, a year ago and asked him what was going on with him when he was acting funny.
And I still don't have any issue with him.
But my mom and dad don't say that they made me.
And they literally made me.
So for him to say that he helped build anything and we don't have any they made me and they literally made me so for him to say that he helped
build anything and we don't have any direct relationship with him at all uh it's a mistake
like you haven't said you've been incredibly helpful charlemagne hasn't said it i think uh
it's a combination of the things not going well with caesar and also i think maybe financially
things are not going as well for him as other people may think how could that be
true because i don't see with no real money doing this diddy don't do it robert smith don't
do it nobody thought that envy had robert smith and diddy money i never no i didn't say that but
i don't see people that are doing really well in life behave like this.
So if you did, if you helped make something, make another one.
But if you did make it, why don't you have equity in it?
I made plenty of niggas out here that I don't have equity in.
Well, I know.
Won't do it again. Yeah.
But just to set the record straight, you do not feel like he made y'all
how take me out of it right Troy Rashad was already cooking before they even went to the
breakfast club and the truth is like even us coming to the breakfast club that was Charlamagne's doing
any time that I went to the breakfast club or trauma shop both times I went he was never there
so he made y'all
and he wasn't even there
so for the record
I have no issue
with him but how did you
make something that you're never there we have no
conversations with
you do have an issue with him
he has an issue
you have an issue with what he's running around saying.
Because it's not true.
Yeah, I mean, that's the correction.
And bless him.
We got to stop doing the fake media shit we do.
We're like, no, ain't no issue.
But here are my issues with this nigga.
No, if I had an issue, I would tell you.
You know what I mean?
I'll be real direct and say, I think, and I hate that,
I'm sure Ish going to say it too.
Shout out to my guy.
Like, I hate us black men that we can't get along well enough.
Oh, brother.
I think the real issue that has to be addressed is the accusations with his man.
No, no.
Like, I think the focus should be there.
His man could keep taking the fall because my nigga Ish is prospering now.
So, we don't care.
My nigga, as long as Ish keep doing well, I don't care what's happening with Cesar.
My man, Tommy Sean now.
Yeah, so.
I ain't bothered, but I just think it was a
sad move to say that, but, you know.
All right, man. I just wanted to call
and make sure that niggas wasn't out here making
you, yo, because that was true.
That was going to be
crazy if niggas made you.
I want to do a podcasting list of net worth, and Complex won't make that call.
I really want to put a list together of who in the top ten.
There's a lot of smoke and mirrors in this entertainment shit, like for everybody who's listening.
Most of the people who we see talking, doing a lot of this this stuff do not have the money that we think that they have
Listen the next couple years
If I made your money, please put yes in chat
Well, you're always welcome here anytime you, I won't feel like I made you.
You have had a significant impact, and I always give credit to you.
I wouldn't even say that.
If somebody helped, I'd give it up.
I'd give all praise, but no, not that.
All right.
All right.
Good, man.
When you back this way?
Whenever y'all need me out there, I'll be out there.
Gang.
You coming to Invest Fast?
What you doing? You comingespas? What you doing?
You coming to Ghana?
What we doing?
No, I'm not doing none of that shit.
I'm not going to Ghana.
And Vespas vacation was great.
Fucked till my dick went numb.
Walked around naked.
Butler was killing.
Specialty chef.
Aki the whole time.
Come on, some fish.
No, you got to see where that spot she was at.
You know my birthday next week, so I got to go somewhere.
So I need that info.
All right, all right.
Happy early birthday.
Is you good?
Why you keep making faces, Ish?
Hey, Ian, you know Ish went to go do a speaking engagement
for four hours in the Dominican Republic?
Hey, yo, dog.
Come on, man, huh?
Ish, give us three tips.
I heard you gave the Amex points to play away on Patreon.
Hey!
You know what I mean? Give us some tips. Give us some tips, I heard you gave the Amex points to play away on Patreon. You know what I mean?
Give us some tips real quick.
Work, work, work.
All right.
Oh, my God.
That's a hell of a speech.
It's tough.
Hey, Ian, see why I can't say I made this nigga?
Look how he represents.
Work, work, work.
All right, Ian, we'll see you when we get up here, man.
We love you always.
Love y'all.
Peace out.
Later.
Hooty hoo.
That was criminal.
Listen, don't ever do that goofy shit up here again.
The girl got arrested, Carly Russell.
Good.
For a false police report.
All right.
She should have.
She should have.
Good.
Yep.
I support it.
Wow.
Think about if they would have found a quote unquote suspect And something would've happened
You know how they find a fake suspect
Motherfucker really ain't do nothing
They could've potentially
It costs money that type of search
And all that police
And resources
You can't waste the town city's money like that
Like if the cops get mad enough
We gonna recharge on you
And not just that
You gotta send a message
So don't nobody else keep doing this dumb shit indeed like if you just keep getting away
with slap on the wrist and the next person who's upset about something is gonna say all right you
know what let me fake this but now if you oh wait a minute i might do what you might rethink it a
little bit there was a word that went out that says shorty lost her job because her co-workers
was mad and they was looking for her
and blah, blah, blah, blah.
I was like, I don't know.
I got to draw the line somewhere.
I should be able to fucking
try to fake a kidnapping
and keep my job.
No, you should not.
But why?
If I didn't miss no days.
What if I didn't miss no days?
What if it was my off days?
On my off days,
I tried to get kidnapped.
I fake kidnapped myself.
It reflects on the character
of the company
and what we doing.
I think that should be a lawsuit.
I should be able to fake my kidnap.
You can.
And keep my job.
My nigga left.
My job left.
Now I'm in jail.
So now you should rethink.
At this point, shit, it might be smart to just find a toddler and kidnap that motherfucker.
Yo.
You got to.
Hey, hey, sometimes in the live, when they was real close to finding out the wild lie, you got to make it come true now.
You got to make the lie be true.
Sorry.
You got to release speed so you can get pulled over.
Hey, buddy.
Got to commit to the lie.
What do you want me to say?
It's some other smoke out there that I'm skipping.
I'm skipping that smoke.
You skipping the Drake and Elliot smoke?
Oh, I'm never skipping that smoke.
What do you think of that smoke?
I mean, I just want to say I know Rolling Loud happened.
I will never be able to report on Rolling Loud because I'm too old for Rolling Loud.
I am one of the niggas that know that.
Rolling Loud is not my demo.
I don't give a fuck about most of them little niggas that they run out there
performing.
I don't care how much
pyro technician shit
is going on.
Smokes,
smokes machine
your way to death.
I'm not going.
What's funny to see
Elliot running up
on people doing that shit
and it is funny
for Drake to say
he's doing
Yes Jewels interview.
It was funny.
And if it was spurred
by some hate
about the white girl Bobby interview, then I interview. It was funny. And if it was spurred by some hate about the white girl
Bobby interview,
then I think it's warranted.
Elliot did go real hard
at hating on that interview.
Yeah.
And he said all the Drake
interviews outside of his
and Yachty's,
he later backtracked
and said,
but he said all the Drake
interviews have been made.
So I mean,
you shitting on somebody
that's trying to do
something different
and that's your man.
He gave you a look. That was your biggest look. Yeah. Yeah, but mean, you shitting on somebody that's trying to do something different, and that's your man. He gave you a look.
That was your biggest look.
Yeah.
Yeah, but a lot of people operate on whatever you've done for me lately.
You can't do that when I gave you a look.
No, I'm agreeing with what you're saying.
That's how they operate, though.
The rest of the niggas that would love a Drake interview but never got one,
like, he opened his home to y'all.
Mm-hmm.
He didn't just do an interview.
He opened his home to y'all.
All right.
So, if anybody could shit on my interview with this little white girl, Bobby, it can't be you.
So I think he had that shot coming to him.
But I'm also from the school of, yeah, shots help.
I'm going to fire at you, fire it back, and that's going to help blowing me up.
I love the spicy Elliott shit.
I love what it's doing for him.
We have never talked about Elliott this much.
I've never seen the fans or anybody talk about Elliott so much.
Know why?
Because he be doing that rap radar shit.
Get, step in your own bag and start some shit and take what come with it.
I love it.
And I like Drake firing at that nigga.
Fire at everybody.
And I like that interview, though, with the little white guy.
I watched it finally.
I was hating and mad at first, but then I watched it.
This is a good interview.
Can we tell the truth?
That was a good interview.
I love that little white girl.
She was funny.
I love that Bobby girl.
Get that plant out of here, man.
She is a plant.
She may be a plant.
I don't know.
But she's great.
She's funny.
The shit I saw with Drake was quirky.
She's quirky.
That's the point of it.
The point of all her shit is awkwardness and dry humor.
For me, it seemed like
she took a lot out of Funny Marco's
bag. She also
had Funny Marco on her show,
made for a really awkward interview.
I do think that she's a plant
because this is episode four, five,
six. You got Drake, Mark Cuban,
Yachty.
That's a crazy opening
lineup.
I want to say that she was popping on TikTok.
I don't know how true that is.
She was.
She was.
But I mean, I don't want to get into a racial deep dive about TikTok and how white people can blow up there.
I don't want to do that.
But the girl's funny.
I like her shit.
I'm going to continue to watch her shit.
And I do think that she's a
plant. But she's
good. So both sides can be true. Yeah.
Both things can be true. I agree.
I watched the Yachty one too. Entertained by
both of them. I thought she was funny.
I ain't watching
shit. So I think hating on that is
whack. It's whack. It's a
different style of interview. I like seeing
that from someone like Drake who we've seen sit down and have the formal interview.
It's fun to see some different shit. And Drake telling Elliot that, hey, the young niggas is running shit right now.
There's truth to it. There's truth to it. So but not just for media people.
That was telling for Drake to say, hey, I'm me, and I recognize that
I don't need to do nothing to sell records,
but there's some things that could help me
in my maneuvering around.
Or just some acknowledgement of where to go.
If you want to sit with the young, quirky, white girl
that don't have nothing to do with nothing,
that just popped up,
I'm totally fine with that.
And again, if you've done a million interviews
where you sit down in a nice place
and talk about your album and what you want to do,
I might want to sit in the bed with a white girl
that's going to know nothing about my life
and make some weird jokes.
I agree.
And I thought it was super funny
that she was talking about a direct flight
and he thought she was talking about the song Non-Stop.
And then she called him on it.
Are you that arrogant that you think words just mean your song title only like i was talking about a non-stop flight
that shit is funny listen i like it um and you know y'all out there i do see a lot of people
talking about drake need to do something for the culture drake need to interview the culture drake
need to sit down with me or gilly or somebody from the culture for the
culture for the culture maybe email for the culture for the culture for the culture enough
of that please stop that I'm here to burst your bubble I've as I've said before there is no Drake
interview that will come out without being screened by Drake edited by Drake chopped down by Drake and
anything that he don't want you to ask will never see the light of day.
It's getting checked by Team Drake.
So any interview, whoever you sit down with,
you're not getting what you think you're getting.
So y'all keep talking about sit with people
that's going to ask different questions
and do different things.
Never get it.
None of that shit is happening ever again.
This nigga's a global phenomenon.
These interviews are really Drake interviewing Drake.
Yes. Word. If you really want to be honest about it. This nigga's a global phenomenon. These interviews are really Drake interviewing Drake. Yes. Word.
If you really want to be honest about it. That's what they all are.
And that's why I didn't go to Starlet.
And I made XYZ happen. For real.
Cause like alright you go you talk to nigga
what if he promised you some shit? What if he's in
New York and he said you know what I'm pulling up there right now.
Anybody in the world is taking that. But not
for you to chop it down and dry
it and take the good questions. Oh no.
Fuck that. Hell no. I'm with you. He earned it though. for you to chop it down and dry it and take the good questions oh no fuck that hell no
i'm with you he earned it though yeah he earned it that's his right that part that's his right
he earned it if you're on that level you earned there's a couple of them shout out to that little
white girl bobby she got some shit with mark cuban coming i like it um what else is important
unimportant we cleared the white boy i don't think I've ever seen both whiteboards totally cleared.
All of this is off the dome.
Huh?
Huh?
Fresh off the dome.
Fresh back off the dome on these niggas.
Let me see what else I got down here.
Mitch McConnell's froze up, ain't he?
That was odd.
I'm glad he's okay.
What?
What you just did.
You know, he can't do some of the shit he did either.
Fucking Mitch.
Fuck with that nigga.
I don't fuck with him at all.
I also don't want to see him have a stroke on live television.
It worked.
I don't want to see that.
Mid-sentence freezing.
The two secret service security niggas in the back don't even know he fucked mid-sentence freezing the two secret service
security niggas
in the back
don't even know
he fucked up
to take him
and be like
by the time they taking him
now it's awkward
little
now I'm seeing shit
saying
you got anything else
you want to say
or you want to leave
I shouldn't be privy to this
I can't talk
I shouldn't be privy to this
they ain't know
they should have cut
from that shit
they was just sitting there like
the controller died, man.
Shit.
This nigga sent a remote control.
Yo, you ain't never been playing the fucking Xbox or something
and your shit die out and your character just stand there?
Fuck, record that.
So?
Nigga come from behind the bushes.
You fucked up
You sitting there
And shit just froze man
The controller died man
And the crazy shit is
He reporting the duty
They won't even
They won't even take him
Out of the office
Can't give him a day off
No
Talking about yo
He's gonna keep his job
So after the elections
And all that shit
He's all white
Some gotta be in there
He's all white powerful men boy We shouldn't be there like, yo, fam. He's an old white, powerful man, boy.
We shouldn't be,
we already be saying
certain people we don't think
that they're fit and capable,
but when we see it on live TV,
come on, dog.
Something's got to be done
about that.
Sam, your man
done fell like 17 times.
That nigga can't stand up.
Why they keep
letting him stand up?
Joe or Hunter?
Joe.
Fuck.
All right. Come Joe. Come on.
Come on.
Come on, you guys.
Come on.
We know why Hunter can't stand up.
I know my nigga Hunter was mad.
That nigga skied up.
Hunter woke up, put that good suit on, had the best plea deal in the world, worked out,
walked in the court.
That's happened to me before, actually.
What?
Where they threw the plea out?
No, where you have a plea set up,
but when the prosecutor get to announcing,
they try to add some shit.
I was like, well, let's take another walk.
Let's take another walk.
Because the lawyer tell you all that shit they say,
just say, you understand.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You hear something, it's like, whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You ain't said that part, fam.
They told him, hey, we still got this other investigation
that we're running on you and future charges
might apply to you.
He said, not guilty, buddy.
We talked about everything.
Why old people
don't get a cane
like a cane
just so
like
even my dad
when he got his hip
hip replacement
he did not want to
walk with his cane
the cane is fly
man your man
Joe Neal
the rollator shit
witness to
it could be a strength
I'll bust you
upside your fucking head
with this cane
well you can't stand up
nigga you ain't gonna swing't stand up, nigga.
You ain't going to swing. You stand up.
You and the cane.
That cane throw his whole weight off.
Get two canes.
Boo, boy.
Yeah, boo, bro.
This nigga say you're trying to hit a nigga with a cane
and your other leg give out.
Yo, what the fuck is you talking about?
That nigga need the shit that you walk with the wheels on it.
Get two canes like Walter White's son.
No, man, put the tennis balls on the bottom of his shit.
Let him go, man.
No, that's fucked up, yo.
Them niggas is old white men, boy.
Them powerful white men, they will not submit.
Yeah, but that's part of the gig.
I know.
That's part of the politics of it.
That's just the bullshit.
Mm-hmm.
There's some fresh new politicians coming in.
Hell no.
No.
And you can't get me out.
We holding on to this powerful.
Can't get me out.
As long as we can, dog.
What the fuck you talking about?
What did y'all finally think of Jamie Foxx's speech or announcement or just health update?
I got a little emotional.
I got a little emotional when we was talking.
But I mean, I'm glad to hear him.
If you cry, I'll cry right now.
What's up? It's a full see him talking about cuz you you could kind of hear the sincerity and what he was saying oh true you know what I mean like
and when women you know I'm saying show. Yeah, it kind of touch you a little bit.
And just to see him happy and talking.
Why, Dwight?
No.
When niggas show you that, it kind of touch you.
You got to, come on.
Come on, you got to.
When men show you they're a little happier?
Yeah.
No, he was happy, cracking jokes a little bit.
You know what I'm saying? He talked about his family.
He talked about his corner and his circle and how they held it down.
You got to appreciate that, especially in this media frenzy.
Everybody and their mother wanted to know what was going on with him.
His family and his friends held it down.
Yeah, they kept the circle tight.
Everybody just prayed, man, and sent me messages.
I cannot even begin to tell you.
Figure we should play it, right?
Because it was kind of touching
how far it took me and how it brought me back
I went through something
that I
thought I would never ever go through
and I know a lot of people
were waiting
or wanting to hear updates
but to be honest with you
I just didn't want you to see me like that, man.
You know, I want you to see me laughing,
having a good time, partying,
cracking a joke, doing a movie, television show.
I didn't want you to see me with, uh,
with tubes, uh,
running out of me and,
and trying to figure out, uh,
if, if I was gonna make it through and to be
honest with you my my sister did addiction my daughter Corinne Marie
saved my life so to them to God to a lot of great medical people I'm able to leave you this video.
I cannot tell you how very pleased to have
your family kick in in such a way.
And y'all know they kept it airtight.
They didn't let nothing out.
They protected me.
And that's what I hope that everyone could have
in moments like these.
Now, you know, by being quiet,
sometimes things, you know, get out of hand.
People say what I got.
Some people said I was I was blind.
But as you can see, as you can see, the eyes are working.
Eyes are working just fine.
All right, shut up before I cry.
Not for you.
I'm glad that he finally gave the public an update as to what's really going on with him.
He still sounds fragile.
Yeah, I was one of the stupid people that was watching.
Like, is that him?
Is that him?
Yeah, then the conversation of he's a clone started.
Then that's foolish.
Well, because they had a little stunt double running around.
Not they had, but there was a guy running around where Paparazzi was catching him.
It's like, that ain't Jamie Foxx.
Good to hear from Jamie Foxx. I understand his reasoning of not wanting to give a update but
you have to give you have to give update i disagree with that you have to give update i
disagree yeah i don't i disagree too why do you feel you have to
you don't have to so let me i don't want to play some magic game you don't have to so let me I don't want to play some answers here you don't have to I feel like you should it don't have to come from you but it does need to
come from a representative or spokesperson or publicist or somebody so
we had months of fake stories mm-hmm but it was updates coming from his daughter
yeah and they didn't accept those that's why I don't think you have to do nothing
because they the people gonna believe what they want to believe.
Yo, she's lying.
Well, at that point, the people did have reason to believe that the daughter was covering some things.
They did.
They didn't just accuse her of being a liar.
Why? Because they didn't see him.
It's what they were saying.
No, we want to see him.
We don't believe her.
We want to see him.
That's true.
It's not why.
It's because as things were being reported, some of the things that she was replying to was different than what was being said.
It just was.
That's what he's saying.
I'm saying she lying.
Because look, look at what they were saying.
Whatever the condition, whatever.
I'm saying it wasn't calling her that because she wasn't producing him or because he wasn't talking.
There was reasons that the public was like.
Because it contradicted the stories that were not true.
If she's saying,
yo,
my dad is fine.
He was playing pickleball and they like,
nah,
we heard he blind.
We heard he's,
he's,
he's,
um,
he's paralyzed.
He,
there's no way he was doing that.
Show us him to answer your question.
I think that's part of what comes with being a public servant,
especially when you're loved by everyone.
True.
I see.
I think that's entitlement though.
No,
I,
I see that. Um, I don't think that's an obligation. True. I think that's entitlement, though. No, I see that.
I don't think that's an obligation.
I think that that's a choice.
I think that if you love your fans
and all of those things,
I think that, yeah,
you could put that out.
But I think that's a choice
that you solely have the right to.
Now, when you fighting
for your life, dog,
and part of that clip,
he said,
y'all been to hell and back.
The last thing on your family's mind is a whole bunch of people that don't necessarily matter to his living or dying.
That's why I named some people that wasn't family.
You get what I'm saying?
Spokesperson.
Publicist, whomever.
They still are people that love you and care about you and are close to you.
I agree with you.
You get what I'm saying?
I just think that it's somebody's job to recalling the Olivia Pope and teach us how to how do we address this maybe we don't
have to give a real-time update on what's really happening but a statement from somebody that's
saying something should help again yeah I think it's optional yeah you get what I'm saying I don't
think it's obligatory and I don't think that the entitled people that aren't a part of your family
I don't think they had us right.
I think if you do it, you do it.
If you don't, like, let's, God forbid,
something happened to somebody up here.
If people's families said, yo, I don't want nothing out,
that's what your family is saying.
Yo, dawg.
You feel me?
I just thought of it as you said it.
God forbid, if something happened to somebody up here,
I would still want a spokesperson
of i'll use me i would want somebody directly attached to me to tell the fans same thing
lebron said after brawny's uh hey please just give us the privacy this is what this is what's
going on let us handle it as a family.
I'll update you when there's something to update.
It didn't say nothing, but it said enough.
And then everybody understood.
I'm just talking about something like that.
Yeah, no, I agree with that.
But I think, to what I used to say.
You don't have to.
This daughter tried to do that.
That's how I look at it.
It wasn't enough. And this is as close as you can get.
This is the daughter.
Yeah, it wasn't as.
Homeboy.
As...
And I guess I'm just talking
circumstantially, too.
I'm only saying that
in regards to this Jamie Foxx case
because of how it played out.
But with Chadwick Boseman,
I would never say this.
Hey, look, I'll give you another example.
Even Braun,
the Braun thing could have swept under wraps.
He fell out publicly.
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
So if those things happen behind closed doors,
then that is LeBron's family's right
to release whatever they want to release.
You know what I'm saying?
This happened publicly, so it was going to get out.
So now you got to make a statement about it gets out.
Rest in peace.
MF Doom.
MF Doom passed in October.
Nobody knew until his wife said something
at the end of December.
Like, it's not,
when we're ready to-
I think that's arguing my point.
No, but when we're ready
to say something-
What if his family never said nothing?
You would look that way, right?
MF Doom is theirs.
He passed.
They don't have to announce shit fuck y'all we
held our private ceremony and that's it we would look at them away if they never announced none
or would well i would say when they're ready to that's all i'm saying like same thing with jamie
foxx when they were ready to say something to the public that's at the bottom of the list of
importance right now i'm glad he's doing well so i could kick his new movies back in right after
this next conversation and see we should talk about we should say rest in peace to cheese now I didn't
want to do that at the top because I'll cry up here and it's a real serious topic but man uh
Gilly we love you yes uh I've been praying for you and your family every day is something that just nobody should have
to go through. Ever.
And way too many times
too many times in hip hop
am I having to look to
hip hop fathers
to exhibit
this uncanny strength
when you lose a child
and an adult child.
Losing a child is horrible all around the board.
Losing an adult child is, I can't imagine it,
and too many Philly people have gone through this already.
I don't like it for Gilly, someone who's been around since the 90s,
contributing, helping, donating, preaching.
Philly spokesperson.
Mm-hmm.
Philly spokesperson.
I love how all the Philly, known Philly people gather
to just cover Gilly in warmth and love.
Some of them pictures, you could see it in his face.
Mm-hmm.
Like, and then he's got gilly fests
he's got things that he kind of can't be away from so you got to push through the storm gilly
we love you yo philly i don't know what y'all on out there i know nobody's exempt but you know as
dad you kind of want to feel like the legacy of your last name or the things that you've done
or how good you've treated people
in the city and the town
will have some carryover
to your children.
Some cash out.
Yeah.
So then like,
it happens with my oldest son.
I can see it.
But you never picture it
having the opposite effect.
And that's just where
it hurts a little bit.
And it don't just hurt.
It hurts as a community.
Us.
True, true, true. That one hurt. i had i had to read that shit multiple times to make sure to make sure uh that i was
reading it correctly one and two where my some of my anger comes in at gilly is well known enough
and loved enough for us to have seen a report by now saying we have captured
the person that did this.
For me, it's too long.
This is high profile to me.
I won't speak on
how they're handling that,
the Philly Police Department,
but I'm shocked
that three people were shot,
one fatally,
and there's not been a word. I am shocked about that. Gilly, I fatally, and there's not been a word.
I am shocked about that.
Gilly, I love you, yo.
Yeah, the bad part, too, is we talk about the generational wealth all the time.
They there.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, they there.
Your son's 25 years old, and that's setting the stage for y'all long term, your whole entire lineage, and for your son to be taken away from you in that reckless manner is disgusting.
That's the part
that makes it fucked up, right?
Like you've been
busting your ass
for your kids.
Right.
Now you can provide
this boy with everything
that your heart dreamed of
for the last 20 years
you've been busting
your ass working,
and now for him
to be taken away from you,
that shit is insane to me.
Yeah, but it's like,
this is such a tough talk.
Culturally, right?
Like my son has been
in Jersey City his whole life.
I have been able
to pull him out of there.
But I don't, right?
Because I come from Jersey City.
Like that culture
that helped to make me
who I am,
you want it to help
shape your kid too.
You never picture it
the fatal version of the story.
It's bad.
I don't know if I agree with that.
I'm just speaking for myself.
I would not want, if I got to a place where I'm able to take my daughter away from where I grew up and all of that,
I would move her as far as I could
she's small I don't want to I don't want to have that talk now because I don't want anyone to
misconstrue it as if we are victim blaming no no no no no please be clear that's not what I'm just
responding to what you said about your son you kind of want them to grow up and get some of that
I was going to say aren't isn't that sons and daughters Could be And not just that When your son is older
Those things have already
Shaped who he is
Like I remember
Yeah that's true
24, 25
I remember my mother
Moved to the suburbs
When I was in high school
My dumb ass
Got on two buses
Every single day
And went back to
East Arnchow
That's true
It's lunacy now
But you
That's where I wanted to be
I wanted to be over there
I didn't want to be
Over here in the burbs I wanted to be In the middle to be over there. I didn't want to be over here in the burbs.
I wanted to be in the middle of the shit.
Dog, my mom sent me away to school in North Carolina
just predicting that I would be too bad in Jersey City.
And I went out there and became the baddest kid moving.
So, I mean, I don't think you could ever really plan it.
But you can't plan it.
I mean, I don't think you could ever really plan it, but you can't plan it.
Yeah.
But I'm tired of seeing black hip-hop dads lose their children early.
Yeah.
Man, that shit really sucks, man.
I'm sorry.
Pray still.
I'm going to play Outstanding.
Please don't.
Yeah, get the fuck.
Oh, my God. God, no. Yeah, get the fuck. Oh my God.
God, no. Mm-mm.
The service looked beautiful.
The pictures and the clips.
Gilly, I can't stress it enough man we love you and I'm praying for the strength
of you and your entire family
girl you're looking sweet dog I love what Wallo said to him.
I love that.
Wallo's the man, bro. Love Wallo, man. Wallo's the man, bro. Wallo's the man. I love a wallow said to him. I love this
He said I got your father
Cry right now. All right.
Also, let's say rest in peace to Sinead O'Connor.
Yes, indeed.
And Tony Bennett.
And Tony Bennett.
That one hurt me.
You did records in the studio, didn't you? Come on, man.
Yeah.
Englewood.
You did what?
Bennett Studios in Englewood.
There was a studio.
I did a lot of moon music shit over there.
I worked out of there for a long time.
They used to always look at me like a piece of shit
because that was Tony Bennett,
and all over the walls was Tony Bennett's accomplishments.
They let you know it was Tony Bennett.
Nobody in music is really nobody
if you're going to bring up Tony Bennett.
He did too much shit.
He's one of them.
A story of legend, man.
No, he's one of them.
His story?
Yeah, he used to always be at the restaurant.
He used to be in front of the Old Spot.
Come on, man. Rest in peace, Tony Bennett. Sine's a story? Yeah, he used to always be at the restaurant. He used to be in front of the Old Spot. Come on, man.
Rest in peace, Tony.
Rest in peace.
Sinead O'Connor, you was right.
You was right about all that shit.
Word.
All of it.
Think about it.
You was a little early.
They called you crazy.
I still don't like how they reported her death.
I don't know how she passed, but I don't like people's mental health being brought up when they pass.
Same.
I'm not a fan of that.
They're not. Yeah, they haven't released her cause of death. Then don't tell me's mental health being brought up when they pass. I'm not a fan of that. They're not.
Yeah, they haven't released her cause of death.
And don't tell me about all her mental health problems when she passed.
One thing they're alluding to is that her son committed suicide like last year.
Self-transitioned and that's ill and it's foul.
Yeah.
For you to bring that up.
So there's an, they are alluding.
Don't further penetrate that point.
Don't allude.
They are eluding. Don't further penetrate that point.
That's foul.
And to bring up her son at her passing is foul.
Communication is you putting something in somebody's head.
That's what you're doing.
They know what they're doing.
They're not saying that she self-transitioned,
but they're trying to say that, and I think it's foul.
Rest in peace, Sinead O'Connor.
And thank you.
Yeah, and thank you.
Thank you. And Tony Bennett.
Goddamn.
Melissa or Ice, can you look up the word
frugal for me?
I got you. Don't you worry.
I believe Ish to be
really frugal. We were talking
off mic. Sparing. Ish
couldn't believe I thought he was frugal.
So maybe I don't know what I mean. You know the words better than me sometimes. What do this word mean. Sparing. Ish couldn't believe I thought he was frugal, so maybe I don't know what I mean.
You know the words better than me sometimes.
What do this word mean?
Sparing or economical with regard to money or food.
Okay.
With that definition, for the most part, that means finding ways to pay less for everything from groceries to clothing, utilities, everyday bills.
Being frifty or frugal also means simply going without some things, mostly because it helps you reduce financial waste while freeing up more cash to save.
Is hearing this definition, you don't think you're frugal?
You can't possibly think that about me.
And another definition, careful about spending money or using things when you do not need to.
Using money or supplies in a very careful way.
So there's also some, does frugal mean cheap?
Okay.
Being frugal and being cheap are two very different habits.
A cheap person is primarily concerned about getting the lowest price regardless of the outcome.
In other words, paying the least amount is the bottom line.
A frugal person, on the other hand, focuses on getting the most personal value for their dollar.
You are frugal, not cheap.
So when you start talking about wastefulness and not buying things you don't need, I got
400 pairs of sneakers, my nigga.
That's why you're saying you're not frugal?
I'm saying I have-
His wardrobe in general speaks to his lack of frugality.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?
Certain things I like and certain things I'll be willing to spend money on.
I disagree with that.
Look, I'm not a watch guy.
I'm not a car guy.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm a clothes guy.
So shit that I like, that's my advice.
Like, I close, I sneakers, I do all of that shit.
Candy, candy.
When is the last time you did an overhaul of your wardrobe?
Like, recently, I cleaned my closet out.
Like, really a thorough cleaning.
I need to do one now.
I can't fit clothes in my closet.
A lot of that shit I can't fit.
No, I can't fit any more clothes.
When's the last time you've done that?
I don't know.
Years. That's why I can't fit. No, I can't fit any more clothes. When's the last time you've done that? I don't know. It's been a long time.
Yeah.
That's why I don't accept that when it comes to sneakers and clothes, fam.
I got 50 black hoodies.
But again, dog.
Me too.
But until you do your closet overall.
But a lot of my shit that I possess is in the last three, four, five years.
You get what I'm saying?
Again, you've been on television for the last seven, eight years. So you have to shop consistently. You know what I'm saying? Again, you've been on television for the last seven, eight years,
so you have to shop consistently.
You know what I'm saying?
Because you don't want
to repeat the shit
you've got a show to do.
Yeah, but I apply that to you.
You've been on television
for over two years.
I know.
And it shows in my closet.
My closet is insane.
Yo, the cleaning lady came.
Outside of your clothes.
The cleaning lady came
and was like,
yo, I've never seen anybody
that had this much stuff.
It's shoeboxes, sneaker boxes. I got to walk in. My nigga, that's big. Your cleaning lady came and was like, yo, I've never seen anybody that had this much stuff. It's shoeboxes, sneaker box.
I got to walk in.
My nigga, that's big.
Your cleaning lady's poor.
Cleaning lady poor.
God damn.
She has never clientele.
She's supposed to have been seen more than that.
Yeah, my cleaning lady come over and start talking about the Giants, the Jets, Aaron
Rodgers, all types of shit.
Yo, this guy's a fool.
I think you're frugal.
I think you're frugal too.
I really don't.
I think you're frugal.
Why your car ain't fixed?
I'm a procrastinator.
It ain't got nothing to do with money.
It's just I be putting this shit off, doing other shit.
I told y'all why my car didn't get fixed two weeks ago.
I ain't put it in the shop two weeks ago.
Why you ain't fuck some of them escorts you would fuck.
The price, right?
Well, I did not fuck some of the girls that I would fuck.
Some of the escort girls.
The price.
No, because I just feel funny.
It's not the price.
I just feel funny paying for box.
And you feel funny throwing like 300 at the strip club
because it's a waste of money.
Look, paying for box and throwing money at the strip club
are different.
How? Paying for box is... Because it's a waste of money. Look, paying for box and throwing money at the strip club are different.
How?
Paying for box is... Goods and services.
No, paying for box...
They're both goods and services.
That's why I want to hear
where you're going.
When you go to the strip club
and you throw money
at a girl...
It's not a guarantee
to get no box.
Yeah, I'm not throwing
the money for no box.
It's not transactional.
I paid for the box.
I bought that right there.
It's not transactional.
It's niggas that have
sat at that bar and came.
We still ain't get no box. Look at him. I'm talking about box. You're weirdo. It's not transaction. It's niggas that have sat at that bar and came. You still ain't get no box?
Look at him.
I'm talking about box.
You're weirdo.
Not at the bar.
I can't come at the bar.
In that other room, though.
In the corner.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
On the side.
In that other room.
I'm coming.
Look.
My picture is on the wall of every strip club except for Starlet.
That's the funny part.
My picture, you mean come?
No.
You're discussing pig.
My offspring is on every wall.
Oh, you guys are proud.
All right, moving on.
Moving on. It's fine.
We can move on.
It's totally fine.
Freak-ass boy.
Let me ask y'all girl What her wildest
Sexual fantasy was
Or like some shit
That she wanna do
That's wild sexually
Like when you're having
One of them
Like deep talks
I did
I'll be scared
Yeah
Cause we got kind of
An honesty thing going
She gonna pull up
A porn star
Like him
Him right there
Yeah I don't wanna know
I asked my girl
That by mistake
I guess we was just bonding on vacation
Alright so you say no
Have you asked?
Mine is usually something involving a girl
No nigga have you asked a girl?
But every time we ask this shit
It's always something with a girl
Her answer
I don't think I've ever asked that
This is my first time asking.
How did it go?
In four years.
Did you hear something you didn't want to hear?
No, I heard something that was like, oh, you are that level free.
We'd be thinking that we doing some shit.
Is that?
That's the opposite of my relationship.
But fam, I say that all the time.
Women are way, when we had the
porno argument
I'm like women
way much more
porn than men
y'all argued me
till we looked it up
dog they ideas
go over there
they just can't say it
because we gonna judge them
we way more
we judge women
way more harsh
we call them whores
and harlots
and all that other shit
men we be like
oh yeah he the man
women gotta suppress
they shit
I feel like girls be like
more daring.
No, but I think
that they think
they're more daring
than they actually are
a lot of times.
I think they will try that shit.
I think they will try
some of that shit.
If they know they in a safe space
that they ain't going,
like.
Well, no doubt.
But sometimes,
depending on what the freak is,
it may not be the safe space.
No, I'm talking about safe
as in emotionally safe.
You know what I'm saying?
I will say, my girl did tell me she's down to do a sex club.
And that was, we had that talk.
I was like, oh, you know what?
A sex club is fly.
Do you care?
Yeah, but I didn't expect that.
Do you care to add any insight, resident female in the room?
Yeah, go there fast, bro.
Rebound.
Missed shot from break. Rebound. Miss shot from Joe.
Rebound.
Rebound.
You Kevin Love for Mel.
You find Mel, boy.
All right.
I mean, I already told...
I already told...
Poodie who?
Poodie who?
Poodie who?
Let's hear it. I already told you what, you you know when i got asked that from like you know a
guy i was seeing and it was like i wouldn't audience we i want y'all to know i have retired
melissa ford dating topics from this podcast i i felt y'all i read it it. It's over. It's in the air. The Melissa Ford dating
topic. It's over,
yo. She don't spice
it up enough. I blame
her for it being over. We throw
her the ball and she girls the
shit out, but if she was out here
moving and shaking how she's supposed to be moving,
that's supposed to be entertaining.
But she ain't. She out here being
pretentious and hot. And it makes for a corny fucking story. But she ain't. She out here being pretentious and hasidic,
and it makes for a corny fucking story.
Do some bird shit and come to work and fucking talk about it.
But OK.
Go meet a nigga and let him.
Yeah.
Meet a nigga, lead him on, give him
a handy under the fucking table, play footsies.
You just come out here and lay.
I didn't want to.
Yeah, it's boring.
I know. I know.
I know.
The fuck?
What was I talking about?
Oh, that.
A few days after I asked my girl, I bring that shit up.
I bring that up.
Letting that one go.
Yeah, because it's like pride and ego. You're serious the other day?
I ain't just ask her, yo, you want to do that tonight?
What's up?
I'm down tonight. She's like nigga shut up nigga.
Exactly what she said.
I can hear her saying it.
Shut your bitch ass up.
She was right.
That was just my pride.
I didn't want to really go through with the deed.
That was some freaky shit bitch.
You a martian.
Why you wanna do all that?
God I really wanna know what it is.
It's something involving anal which takes me off the table.
Because I am not into anal.
But letting her say it, you do some anal,
and then the pussy is free to do some other shit,
and then some other shit if she's positioned.
It's like, oh, you want like, that sound like an amusement park.
That sound like great adventures of sex.
You about to go on 28 year olds, mama.
Yeah, that sound like...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen.
My whole ass.
Go cheat.
Yeah.
Go get that shit off over there, yo.
Yeah, don't let that...
Nah, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm normally with go cheat.
Don't come back with your asshole different than it was.
Why?
You wouldn't know?
I wouldn't know.
I'd be putting my finger
back there.
Then your whole wrist
fall in there.
All right, hold on.
Yeah, if I put my finger
and my bracelet fall off
in there,
it's like,
bitch, what you been up to?
We need to talk further.
We need to bring
the therapist in.
I started watching
some shit on Showtime
called Couples Therapy.
Boys are good.
Yeah?
Boys,
they really get into it.
I haven't seen
none on Showtime in a while. Me neither. Me neither. It's three seasons. Boy, is it good. Yeah? Boy, is it. They really get into it. I haven't seen none on Showtime in a while.
Me neither.
Me neither.
It's old.
It's three seasons.
Oh, okay.
They get into it.
Whatever is like the worst shit somebody could possibly do to their partner in a relationship
and have that person stay and try to talk through it.
They did it on camera.
It's in there.
Really?
It's on Couples Therapy.
Also, Quarterback on Netflix.
I heard it.
It's phenomenal.
I've been meaning to watch that.
I've been meaning to watch that I've been meaning to watch that
Boy
All my football pods
I heard it's fire
I heard it's fire
But I heard it ain't even a football thing
I heard it's really more of a psychological thing
I heard it's fire
Fact
I heard it's fire
It's more lifestyle and psychology
It covers Pat Mahomes, Kirk Cousins, and Mariota
Which is top dog, middle dog, and a different position
And just wow The behind the scenes look at what they get into which is top dog, middle dog, and a different position.
And just, wow, the behind-the-scenes look at what they get into to really make these plays happen.
Them old linemen hitting these quarterbacks in real time
and the sound that it makes and all of this shit.
Kirk Cousins was like, yo, on Tuesdays I take everything football off the table.
There is nothing football I do, and I need that to just live.
Like, it's a weird request to your coach, but he understands me,
so he lets it rock.
And then they pan right to his wife saying,
quality time is my love language.
I did that.
Yo.
They showing him get pummeled, hit, bomb, bomb, fucking him up.
I need quality time. Bullshit. Bomb! Bomb! Fucking him up. I didn't climb any time.
Bullshit.
Yeah, nah.
It's sick.
And he got that big contract.
Pat Mahomes, they have his trainer in there talking about exactly why Pat Mahomes is able
to make the throws he makes, like with his spine and his neck and how it moves and the
exercises he does to make his spine, hips, and neck
move a certain way to even make them throw.
Most people can't make them.
Yeah, that ain't the nigga at LA Fitness.
Not at all.
Wow.
Not at all.
It's really good.
Y'all should check it out.
I want to make it to the theater to watch Oppenheimer.
Me too.
Oppenheimer.
Oppenheimer, yeah.
Last night I was going to try and catch the 1045,
but it's three hours long.
I didn't want to leave at 145,
because I think Christopher Nolan,
I think this is one of those.
They're all one of those.
I don't think my wife wants to see that,
so I'm going to be able to eat a handful of edibles
and really have a good time.
She doesn't want to do like Barbieheimer?
She wants to see Barbie already. Combining Barbie and Oppenheimer. They like Barbie Barbieheimer She would see Barbie already
Combining Barbie and Oppenheimer
They were doing Barbieheimer
A bunch of people were doing like the double feature
I did not make it up
I did not make it up
A lot of women are doing it
No I know but I can't reply to it on a public platform
A lot of guys want to see Barbie
No they don't
They do No they don No, they don't. They do.
A lot of...
To whiten them.
No, they don't.
Touche.
No, they don't.
They...
I don't know the lot of.
A lot of guys want to fuck you.
So we will sit through Barbie, Hannah Montana,
and anybody else to give me some questions.
A lot of guys don't want to go see Barbie right now.
Imagine going to see Barbie with Melissa
and learning that little tongue move.
Do not.
Refund.
Men in black flash.
You didn't see nothing.
You didn't see nothing.
They cloned Tyrone.
Listen. I want to watch this.
I want to see it. I saw it.
Alright, Parks wants to see it alright Parks wants to see it
Ish wants to see it
have you seen it Melissa
I haven't seen it yet
no
got it
I'm gonna watch it tonight
one of my guys
group chat got a song in there
man
like I support
oh well that's awesome
yeah
and I'm happy for that person
but
I need Ish to watch it
so we can argue properly
like I can't argue
with Ice
about this
I absolutely
hated this movie I don't remember
hating a movie the way that I hated this movie I paused this movie so many times to see how much
time was actually left in this crock of shit that they put out candy man worse than candy man I
walked out of candy man so I wouldn't I wouldn This one, my girl act, I'm sitting and she into it. Everything I hate, she
be glued.
The movie was...
I have a feeling I'm going to like it then.
I think Ish is going to love it. I do think
you'll like it, and I think Parks might like it.
I understand. If I was to
guess before anybody saw it, I would say
Joe's going to hate this movie.
You would have been right.
Fuck Tyrone. My Rone. It's not... Fuck Tyrone.
Myrone.
Byrone.
Fuck his friends.
The nigga name
wasn't even Tyrone.
What?
Dog.
I'm not spoiling the movie.
It wasn't even Tyrone.
But do you know Ty...
This is my...
Oh, man.
Your man?
What's your man?
My man.
Shout out to ish mans out there.
One of my niggas from college.
Okay.
No, seriously. We need a list of all the ish man out there. One of my niggas from college. Okay. We need a list
of all the ish sources.
Yo,
Redditors,
get on that.
I love his references.
His name was Ty.
I swear to God.
Okay.
They said that
it's a study.
I don't know if
they brought this up
in the movie.
That people with
the name Ty,
Rel,
Ron,
Reese,
whatever,
they get locked up
with one of the other,
I swear to God,, nigga told me that.
They didn't study that.
And you brought it to the platform.
No, that might be why you said the nigga name wasn't even Tyrone.
No, that's not why.
But I hate this nigga.
I hate Tyrone.
That's not why at all.
This movie is about a pimp, a hoe, and a drug dealer.
Even that. That's the start of my hate. a hoe and a drug dealer that go
even that
that's the start of my hate
that's the
that's the beginning of my hate
go ahead
I'm in there
don't call this no black movie
black
black exploitation
what is it
get that shit the fuck out of here
and then start with
don't take
who I deem to be
probably our most talented black man
in Jamie Foxx
in the midst of all this fucking public turmoil
and now present this with
the hooker, the pimp
and the drug dealer
as they
I fuck with hookers, pimps and drug dealers
me too
but it's not the representation
it shouldn't be the representation
you shouldn't see that and say
this is for the blacks.
I see what you're saying.
Is this set in the 70s, or is it current time?
It's current.
It's present day, right?
But they bounced.
They bounced around through different times.
Dimensions.
Yeah, they bounced through different dimensions to notice,
to observe that they were being used as people black they were being used as
guinea pigs and they were dropping shit and i don't spoil their fastboard i mean well this is
in the trailer they're they're they're studying they're studying people by poisoning chicken hair Poisoning, chicken, hair. Fuck. Music.
And music.
And grape juice.
And great communion.
Church.
Grape juice.
That sounds racist.
Well, thanks.
That's how I felt. That's the point, though.
That's how I felt watching it.
If you watch them, you'll get the point.
There is a reason why they chose a pimp and a drug dealer.
There's a reason why there's fried chicken.
There's hip hop music. There's grape drink why there's fried chicken, there's hip-hop music,
there's grape drink.
Because it's true.
And weed.
There's a reason why.
It all makes sense.
They was poisoning the weed?
You don't need to see a movie to know that that all makes sense.
You're lying.
That's my point.
How they was poisoning the weed?
The perm.
I'm going to watch it.
The perm, the chemicals.
This movie is explained when Kiefer Sutherland pops up to explain the movie.
You've been watching this crock of shit for two hours,
and then Kiefer Sutherland pops up to explain it in 45 seconds.
It's like, oh, thanks.
And then for the rest of the movie, he ain't even the Jack Bauer we know him to be.
He's the bad guy.
They're shooting it, and boom, boom, boom, boom, get him.
They're trying to unlock the clones.
I wanted to break the fucking TV.
This shit was a fucking mess. I hate
it. I hate that they got us this way. And that
Black Mirror shit is trash too. I'm here to
fucking tell the truth. All that shit y'all
think so much of is ass. I hate it.
Black Mirror shit? No. No.
This last season was not that good.
It was ass.
There was a couple.
See how they'll disagree with me just to agree.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
Last season was bad.
This shit that they got on our TV, Black Mirror, this current season, that shit that they're doing, it's trash.
It's trash.
Hey, Joe, it's you.
It's trash.
Y'all, it's trash.
The writers picked the right fucking time to go away.
Oh, y'all got nothing but trash loaded up?
All right, I'm out of here. Fuck Tyrone. See how much you need us. The writers picked the right fucking time to go away. Oh, y'all got nothing but trash loaded up?
All right, I'm out of here.
Fuck Tyrone.
See how much you need us.
Fucking Tyrone. I really need y'all to watch the movie.
I'm going to watch it.
I'm going to watch it tonight.
I watched some shit called, I don't know what it's called,
but it was about HQ.
And HQ apparently was a game show that they put out on the phone.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
Yeah.
It was a live worldwide game show every night at like 8 or 9.
Oh, yeah.
You remember when you see it.
I remember that shit.
I won some money off that shit before.
Yeah, so they had everybody promoting that shit at the top.
The inventors of Vine, when they sold Vine, they was looking to create some other shit.
They created this.
It was two of them they
had different ideologies on how to run the company had a big fight and that was i love all of that
you know i'm watching the shit that's about something that just happened like a game show
some pop culture shit so it was it was good uh check it out if you need something to watch
hijacked hijacked yeah hijacked has been killing. Fire. Fire. Fire. Fire.
I'm not going to spoil it.
We almost at the end. Listen, it's good.
They dragging it though. It's not what y'all said it was.
They dragging it. It's just great.
It's just great. I don't think it's
Ozark. Nah, it's not Ozark.
It's a seven and a half maybe. They on a plane and everybody
got an accent. I mean, what the fuck?
That don't
take away from the fucking show.
It depends who you ask. The setting
takes place on a flight going to
London. His son is the
dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
Like, come on.
His son might be about to save the day, nigga.
Yeah. We'll see.
Yeah, but stupid ass.
Rabbit Hole is cooking. I mean, not
Rabbit Hole. Full Circle on HBO.
I'm not hit.
I'm not hit.
Me either.
I love a good HBO show.
HBO don't miss, but-
Speaking of your-
All right, no, fuck what I was talking about.
What'd you say?
Oh, no, go ahead.
Nobody heard of it.
Talk about it.
Fuck what I'm talking about.
Yeah, fuck what.
We don't know that shit.
Watch the trailer.
I don't want to do a poor job of even explaining it.
Full Circle.
Full Circle. Full circle.
It's on HBO.
It's pretty good.
Remember how we watched the Tetris shit on Apple?
Loved it.
So they got another one.
And the Game Boys.
I love all that shit.
They have a new one on the Beanie Baby shit.
Oh, nah.
Today?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, I put it on my neck.
Up next.
Up next.
If it would have been Black Beanie Baby shit,
I'd be like, man, get the fuck out of here.
Wow. Whoa, that's, whoa, shit would have been like, man, get the fuck out of here. Wow.
Whoa, that's a, whoa, shit.
That's aggressive.
Oh, the beanies?
Is that how you feel about me?
Wow.
How excited you got over Beanie Babies?
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I want to know about the Beanie Babies.
No, no, no, no, no.
It's a world of craze.
Listen to me.
I watched the shit I lived through, one.
Two, and to your point, when I seen the shit I lived through One Two And to your point
When I seen
When I seen the name of this
I can't curse at my girl
Fuck y'all
When I see the name of this Beanie Baby shit
Pop up whatever the name of this shit was
My initial thought was
Why the fuck
Would I want to watch a movie about
The Beanie Baby thing
And then they got to talking.
Yeah, I remember that.
There was a-
The Beanie Bubble.
Oh, I don't care about that.
I remember.
There's a difference in ideology.
I love all these shits because the two niggas at the top never agree on how to run the company.
And that's what appears seemingly to have happened with the Beanie Baby shit and them niggas fought.
Real war.
Beanie Babies.
And while I'm at it, again, I want to remind
y'all out there that the Chippendales doc
and the Action Park
doc are two of the best
docs in the world.
Who's killing everybody at Action Park?
What you about to say? No, I was going to say
Chippendales was really, really, really good.
All of them. Anything about
the Chippend's was good.
Racist motherfuckers.
So then I turned on Channel ID to watch the Dateline version of the Gucci story.
And that was so incredible that I turned the Gucci, House of Gucci movie on.
What'd you think?
I saw the movie on the plane a couple, like last year.
I think Lady Gaga did a phenomenal job.
She bodied that shit. And her husband. I don't know his name, but I like him every time the plane like last year. I think Lady Gaga did a phenomenal job. She bodied that shit.
And her husband.
I don't know his name, but I like him every time.
Yo.
They killed.
Adam Driver.
I'm tired of seeing Robert De Niro play somebody he shouldn't play.
I'm over that now.
It's over.
That was a good movie, actually.
It was Al Pacino.
That was a dope movie.
Oh, Al Pacino.
My life wouldn't be my life if I didn't confuse them two.
Yeah.
That's true
They've been in so much shit
Yeah
I like that movie
I think the uncle
Did a great acting job
He did
He bodied that shit
That role
The uncle
Paul
Something with a P
No the brother
Paolo
The designer
Oh Jared Leto
Sorry
He's a great actor
That cast is phenomenal Jared Leto's phenomenal I'm hearing a great actor. That cast is phenomenal.
Jared Leto's phenomenal.
I'm hearing the names y'all saying.
I'm like, damn.
Nah, bud.
No, it's fine.
That House of Gucci movie was dope.
They shot the shit out that nigga.
I'm hearing Gucci movie.
Wait, you want to do what?
How much equity do you want?
Control?
You got the book.
All right.
What time you getting home?
Control East.
That control shit, they will kill you, nigga.
They will kill you. Yes. Come up here will kill you, nigga. They will kill you.
Come up here
and say the wrong thing.
They will snipe.
This shit ain't no game.
I can't wait
to go see Oppenheimer.
I cannot wait
to see Oppenheimer
because I didn't
on YouTube.
I'm down a rabbit hole now
and then I see
Colbert
and Neil deGrasse Tyson
talking about Oppenheimer
and don't get Neil deGrasse Tyson talking about Oppenheimer.
And don't get Neil deGrasse started.
He got started.
Because I didn't know what Oppenheimer was about really.
Even watching the trailer,
I didn't really understand it
until I saw them talk about it.
And what the scientists did.
How they had to find him.
What he...
This sounds like Armageddon times a gazillion.
And you know what else came out after that
people that lived through that time through that yeah family members yeah yeah oh yeah all the
people like all the people on the Navajo reservation exactly but there was a movie like a couple of
decades ago called the Manhattan Project and that is basically the story of Oppenheimer but more
the I saw the Manhattan Project the event is more the central, you know, piece of the story
rather than the guy.
That wasn't Christopher Nolan.
No, fuck no.
No, Christopher Nolan.
This is Inception.
You know what I mean?
This is, you know.
That movie made me feel bad
for the state of cinema
because remember Blockbuster?
It's the same way
I talked about Travis Scott.
Like, the Blockbuster
was supposed to do
what this is doing
and niggas don't give a fuck
about that shit right now.
It's tough. Bru now. It's tough.
It's tough.
It is.
The superhero movies is kind of what was doing it for a minute.
They was carrying the movie theaters.
Did you see the report that said they pulling back all that shit?
They're pulling back all money from Marvel and Star Trek.
Marvel movies.
Yeah, enough.
Oversaturated.
I would tell them.
I would agree.
This ain't been good.
I think what happens, too, is it's a fanfare of certain shit.
Like, they won with Black Panther, right?
I don't think they even thought that they was going to do that.
Ryan Coop, friend of the show.
I don't even think they thought that that was going to be as successful as it was.
But I think just from being a comic book kid, when you start introducing a whole bunch of people that wasn't popping in the comic books, it's hard to build
up a fanfare for them.
I totally disagree with you, a thousand percent, and we ain't going to have an argument again,
but this is being introduced to a lot of people.
This is for younger.
They may not have even heard of these, not heard of, but never read the comic books. That's true.
That's why when y'all were talking about certain events
that happened in the comics, I'm like, yeah, that's cool,
but this is something a little different.
And they built
an entire universe
of these movies piggybacking off of each other.
I think it came to a conclusion
and then they just started going all over the place.
But I do think that there is, I think there is
some validity to, if it was popular in the comics,
even if today's kids never read the comics,
there's a chance that it'll probably resonate the same way.
And adults go to those movies.
Yeah, adults who never read comics.
A good story is a good story,
is basically what I'm saying.
A good story is a good story.
A good character is a good character.
I don't know if you watch comic books,
I mean, read comic books when you were a kid,
but comic books was a culture when I was younger.
And a lot of people didn't know some of
these people that they put movies out about also let me tell you let me tell you a big difference
let marvel right now put out an x-men movie that marvel did goes up that shit goes through the roof
it's next well because of the fanfare that we had for the x-men when we were kids motherfuckers
didn't wasn't a fan of Doctor Strange
when we was coming up.
Those was like C-level,
D-level niggas.
I understand.
You get what I'm saying?
It was certain comic book characters
that niggas were into.
Yeah.
Now, these new niggas,
I'm like Scarlet Witch.
Yeah, I...
Yeah.
Don't care.
You know what I'm saying?
So I think you gotta be tied
into the Marvel Universe
to even care about what if.
And you are.
So that's what I'm saying.
Throughout the time, which we ain't got to unpack, they've built that.
This is not brand new.
They've built this from 08.
You get to 2020 and it's the highest grossing movies in the world.
You've obviously built something that's working.
You don't have to fight when they pull the money from the show.
They agree.
They had enough of the punisher hey when the punisher was out i was like oh
y'all got a short window
what that's that's not mcu shit i don't give a that's all i'm saying i don't care they've peaked
that's what happened but it does add to the oversaturation point yes that whole genre i remember when we
had to wait and this is my final point in this remember when we had to wait years between x-men
and avengers like that was the bad divide y'all niggas having something to be excited about
quarterly is kind of crazy it's not even there's only it takes away from what it is which is an
event yeah yes it builds up to one major event.
I'm trying to explain to y'all.
All of these shits that's been happening since 08, since Iron Man 1, there was a culmination at Avengers Endgame.
Once the people that built this shit, I'm only talking about MCU, Iron Man died.
Captain America now retires off.
Once that starts happening, now we don't really care no more the
people that lured us in that we grew to love over the last decade and some change are gone
Black Panther dies you replace him you got um uh my man Anthony Mackie now the new Captain America
so you replace him it's replacements happening and now people ain't really but now you have to
introduce more people to try to balance it out.
It's not working.
They peaked.
That's what happened.
Because you can't say this shit didn't work
when you broke all the box office records in the world
multiple times in a row.
Fuck Tyrone.
It definitely worked.
That's what I'm saying.
That nigga Tyrone,
I'll throw franks at that nigga, boy.
Stupid.
Fucking Tyrone.
Call me after you watch it, man.
Piece of shit
Doja says
fuck her fans
we can do that on Patreon
if y'all want
what I won't do on Patreon
is that messy game winner
anybody watch that
I did
that soccer game
that football game
I'm not watching soccer
I saw the clip
for those of y'all
that don't know
David Beckham is putting Messi's face
on every building in Florida he can.
It was on the airport when he landed.
This nigga is big money.
He's one of the biggest-
Big, big in the world.
In the world.
Big money.
That's a big deal.
Took the valuation to double in a matter of seconds.
This is big money on the line.
Big, big money way above all of our pay grades combined.
They said this is the biggest athlete transaction
ever in American sports.
Yes.
Like bigger than LeBron going to the Heat.
This is bigger than that.
LeBron to the Heat.
Bro, let me tell you what they said
about Major League Soccer in the United States. You know how we joke on athletes LeBron to me bro let me tell you let me tell you what they said about major league soccer
in the United States
you know how we joke
on athletes
that's
alright yeah
you getting ready
to go to Shanghai
to play ball
we're Shanghai
so it's like
for him coming over here
yeah
it's like LeBron
going to Shanghai
LeBron going to Shanghai
they're saying
yeah we care
right
they laughing at this
like
they said nothing
yeah but did anybody see the game winner?
I saw it.
I saw it.
What'd you think?
Bullshit?
What a shot.
He proved it was all worth it.
Phenomenal.
All-world athlete right there.
Proved it was all worth it.
Yo, I cannot believe that they put that stage scripted shit in front of our face like that.
Nah, I don't even.
That bum ass game winner with Kim Kardashian and LeBron and everybody taping and filming.
If you don't get that crock of shit, they think we are idiots.
Joe, we are.
Well, we are idiots.
So much money on the line.
I understand it.
And I would do the same exact thing.
I would do the same thing if you could move the pendulum that way.
You'd have made it look better, though, right?
No, I'm not saying the kick, the athlete.
I'm saying if I'm Beckham.
No, no.
I'm scripting the play.
I would have made it look better, though.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You got a dive lid on his face.
That was a smack in the face.
This was my first.
I thought Tim Donahue was back. I thought Tim Donahue was back.
I thought Tim Donahue was doing the game.
Oh, touchdown.
I mean, game winner.
This was the first time in sports where I thought it was staged,
and I thought that from looking at the opponents.
It looked like the opponents was following the script.
They said, oh, here's the final death of my one shot to win it all.
The opponent.
Hey, yo.
If Bron go to Shanghai, what level of competition you think he playing over there?
Well, look, because I'm going to get to his ass, too.
Him, Draymond, all them niggas that wanted to sell out soon as that other report came out.
I'm getting that they sell out asses, which they should.
We should all,
if we get offered a billion dollars in a year.
I understand it.
Yo, that kick.
They said,
here's the final kick.
The five opponents lined up
didn't even try to jump.
They're like,
oh, you got it.
Oh, that nigga was doing
some five-heartbeat shit out there.
They just really think that we are buffoons.
You got to fall on your face, yo.
Yeah, you got to drink that.
Get a little green on the jersey.
Studio.
I can't believe they tried to get that off in front of our face.
You bugging.
That shit worked.
They didn't try.
It worked.
There's no job worth $2 million a year.
That's why they pay athletes these fantastic salaries.
I was listening to the radio the other day.
They just contracted to pay one player on one team $6 million a year.
Can you believe this?
And why is that?
It's the Roman circus.
What does the emperor do
when the people become
rusty and when the people are
asking questions and when the people don't like
the policies of the emperor?
He sends them to the circus.
He builds a circus. He builds a
giant policy and he
begins to throw the Christians to the lions.
He has great chariot races and football games
and basketball games, all to keep the idiots preoccupied.
We're the idiots.
Yeah, facts.
And it's working to a T.
I was gonna say, somebody plans, man.
Say whatever the fuck you want.
When NFL come back, you got me.
With the aliens, back to the aliens show,
I read one or heard one.
It's a theory I've heard over the years.
It's the technology they have.
Like, they could, you could never have to pay for power ever again.
Ever again.
Gas, electricity, none of that shit.
Tesla.
Like, you have some shit.
It's Tesla shit.
Tesla did it mad long ago.
Yeah, I think they got that right in D.C.
Listen, no.
A couple big companies do it now right we
can't you know i mean but a couple big companies are running their company on a hundred percent
efficient shit renewable energy neil degrasse in that clip i was talking about uh and colbert i
didn't know he was such a genius too but they was he he was saying um colbert was saying him hey
why does science scare so many people?
And Neil deGrasse was like, it's not the result
that scares people, it's the how.
We don't know how science is doing certain things.
He was like, I've eaten a piece of meat
that won't go bad in 30 years.
I've physically had it, they have it.
They just won't give it to y'all.
And it's useful. They have useful things
that if you saw it,
you would use it.
You wouldn't understand how
and that's the scary part.
But there's plenty
of helpful shit out there.
They smoked that shit.
I want to find it
on my next pod.
I was just about to Google
where you have to find that.
Yeah, yeah.
Google Stephen Colbert
and Neil deGrasse
talking about Oppenheimer.
That whole conversation,
I was mad when it ended.
I didn't know Colbert was such a genius like that.
He was sparring with Neil deGrasse.
Somebody's job is to be nice.
What am I saying to y'all?
Oh, a friend of the show.
A friend of the show.
I mean, part of the show.
I'm sorry.
This will be fast.
This will be fast.
I've read them.
Let me tell you how fast it'll be.
Fulton Boy Ray says.
What's up, Ray?
Ray, how you doing, bro?
Ray says, can we get a speed date episode with Mel for Patreon?
And Joe just picks the wildest man he can find.
Let me be the one to tell y'all, as I've told my co-hosts off mic before this pod started, never.
It's over. It's over.
It's over.
Mel, who she date, who she want to date, how she date, how the date went, what time they show up.
It's over.
Hootie hoo.
Hootie hoo.
Hootie hoo.
It's over for that.
Oh, and here's another quick one.
Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick.
Hello?
Am I sure done?
Oh, here we go.
Brittany. Brittany. Britt says, would Missy and Esther Dean quick. Hello? Am I sure done? Oh, here we go. Brittany.
Britt says, would Missy and Esther Dean be a good matchup for Versus?
Brittany, I'm over it.
I don't know.
And I ain't talking about Versus until they give me Puff versus JD.
I need some type of Versus to talk about Versus.
Yeah, enough.
It's been, what, two years?
How long has it been since we had a Versus? It's been a minute. It's been a while. It feels like it's been two years. Maybe it hasn't, enough. It's been, what, two years? How long has it been since we had a versus?
It's been a minute.
It's been a while.
It feels like it's been two years.
Maybe it hasn't, but.
What was the last one?
I feel like the last one
I remember is Mary Mary
and BB and CC whining.
That was like last May.
That might be it.
That was the last one
I remember.
Who knows?
Who do y'all have in the fight
tonight?
Spence.
Crawford.
Not familiar.
I'm so excited.
The fans won.
They did.
I'm so excited.
They did.
I'm so excited.
And they talking shit now, so.
I think I have Spence.
Just because Crawford keep talking.
He look too.
At the press conference, he ready to fuck niggas up.
Spence looks very contained.
So that's the only reason
I'm picking Spence in this.
And Mel, just...
I don't think there's a wrong answer.
Last versus was Omarion Mario.
Got it.
That was the last one?
June 23rd, 2022.
Okay.
There's a lot more shit to get to, but can cover that on patreon uh shout to the patronies
uh i really do want to take this time though to every time we go on vacation i feel like
i before the vacation ends i'll be wanting to show a gratitude and some type of expression
to say hey i know that the world will be different
by the time we return like i know everybody won't be here it'll just be a different space in a week
two weeks however long it is and i'm super just appreciative not only to make it back here to y'all
but for y'all to make it back to us like for for us to reunite, I don't ever want, you know, we put the little tagline in the front.
I don't want the jokes and the laughter to confuse anybody out there.
Anytime I'm able to sit on this couch and get with y'all, I'm super appreciative, appreciative of it.
And I love y'all. And that hits me more when we take a break and I'm able to travel and just hear
from all of the different people as I'm going with how much this podcast helps y'all and it hits me
in the heart and I drop a little thug tear every time and I come back and then I get back back to
work we'd be so engulfed in the work that we never highlight the other part of it and I don't want to make that mistake. So I want to thank y'all just for rocking.
Word up.
Well said.
Sleepers.
Boy, was my girl mad when I found this little white boy
here on vacation.
I found this nigga
two days into the vacation
and this project
ain't come off since.
This project is a year old.
For me, it's one of the best feelings in the world.
When you bump into somebody who just last time I felt like this was Dixon.
I came in here. I told you all about it. I did my math on him and all his shit was heat.
him and all his shit was heat this white boy here is not to be played with the entire project ep is probably one of the best eps released in the past year this came out april 2022 2022
also my new thing in r&b is if destin conrad is on it it's heat if his name is there I'm going
to listen and with that said
I would like to introduce
to y'all a gentleman by the name
of Mack Keane
and this song
is called
O.M.L
that's so funny
What you're
Absolute monster
The chances Chances The chances, chances
Of you, the new one, the new records
Oh, he was riding around and winding up the play
I want you to know, listen to my baby
You're with a new flame
You know what to do, babe
Yeah, oh yeah
Come on, babe, got you thinking twice
Find some real shit needed in your life
Ooh, don't you ever think that simple lies
Ooh, going down just the way you like
Oh, hit the walls, got you thinking twice
And we'll get shit until you're satisfied Oh my God.
Oh my God.
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The background let's go Ooh, I, I, I show you better, I, I know you better, I, I Got you thinking twice
About some real shit needed in your life
Ooh, don't you ever think that's improvised
Ooh, going down just the way you like
Oh, here it was, got you thinking twice
And we did shit to satisfy
Ooh, we ate your time, now you're on my life
Ooh, got you high, baby, go to dice
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Oh my god
Summertime, Bob
Highway, lady riding shotgun
Hand on the thigh
Just put it on blast, yo
Just put it on blast
Shout out to Matt King
And ESTA that record is called
OML featuring Destin Conrad one of my new favorites man shout out to them
all right I'm going out to Portland you know I saw this clip floating around and
you ever hear somebody and they don't look like what you hear yep yeah all the time okay
all the time this artist here she's a rapper her name is winnie i believe it is winnie yeah w-y-n-n-e
okay you would not expect her to sound the way she sounds but she put an EP out called Something Like It Hot two weeks ago.
And this record is called What Would Comb Do?
Check, check, check.
I will turn it off.
What would Clone do?
Comb.
I was about to say, fuck Tyrone.
All right.
All right.
Yeah, let's go.
I know I'm that bitch, so it's over with now.
Finito.
I take the crown, repo.
Throw in a tie, heave ho.
Ideals me on. I rap to rap. you don't know what the love does to the ego
It's icing on the cake and the accolades of the maraschinos
Running back like Tizo Touchdown, I'm beast mode
Like Marshawn, it's free smoke I respawn, I reload, I Nemo
Reasons to not out all your clout tokens, that's placebo
They name drop, I lift names up, that's the fuckin' G code
He's from Alabama, but this pussy is his sweet home
Y'all relationships only last as long as your street goes
He swing me like Wiimote, tryna record me like TiVo
Babe, that clip could make me a million, can you quit tryna freeload?
Winner of the Pivot, a poet, I'm Sinnoh
Y'all don't hear me though, I'm the CEO
It's official, oh for sure I've been chose, I'm not fuckin' around, I'm Sino, y'all don't hear me though I'm the CEO, it's official, oh for sure
I've been chose, I'm not fucking around, I know
They're worried about my libido, don't sleep anymore
I'm hungry, I don't leech anymore, I'm plugging
I don't reach anymore, it's coming, we don't speak anymore
We're fucking, I don't freak anymore, I'm shrugging
I don't peak anymore, I'm ducking
I'm in and out of the party, tell the Uber driver to keep it running
It's nobody like me, they come from my bars like dissertations
But they don't do me well enough to call that imitation
Ask me if I'd apply like it depends on the situation
Look, I never run from no one
I always think I can take him
I'm Ali, Ali Oxenfree
Show your face when you talk to me
Leave a stain on the gang
Call for the base for the oxy clean
Talk is cheap, not for me
I'll pay the bills
Fire in the booth, producers running safety drills All they say for real Absolutely crazy. She's a great person. Yeah. Yeah. Where's she from? Portland.
Portland.
Portland.
I like Portland.
Street club capital of the world. What would comb do? Nipples poke through, this a cold blue Big homies became little homies, it was nice to know you
I ain't gon' hold you, I'm wondering if I can love again while I'm under him
Your man here asking me if I'll come for him, not to rub it in
I kill flips like Pock in Above the Rim
Quit asking me when I'm gonna blow up, I can't fuckin' stomach it
Can't you see I'm trying, I kill for it, somebody dying my job
Been rackin' a mileage, if I had a dick You could suck on it
I'd give you
Something to chew
Your neck been
Under my shoe
I'm running circles
Around these kids
We're playing
Duck, duck, duck, goose
It's weighing heavy
On my chest
It's not the ride
Or the boobs
I'll be the greatest
Out of Portland
If it's the last thing I do
She went crazy
Fam
That was nuts
The whole EP though
Like I'm lit
I said who the fuck
That was nuts
that was fire
she smoked that
no she's nuts
she's crazy
go Portland
go Portland
shout to Portland
I'm going to DC
slash LA
this is the guy I talked about
on the Tyrone movie
I'm gonna give him a good week
there you go
this is Ben Kenobi
Nosferatu
niggas crossing eyes Kenobi Nasferatu. That's cold nigga, I'm a cold nigga I'm a gold nigga, I'm the gold nigga Not a game, it ain't nothing sweet You know I keep a flame, a couple things in them dungarees
So whether DC is frozen or not, no I come with heat
I guess my city raised me well
Growing up was crazy hell
On the block, what came was sell
There the cops, they came, we bail
I ain't try and see no jail
Nah, I ain't try and see no sell
I ain't try and see that place
Been hustling since the age of eight
Papa told me I be great, mama taught me, saved my grades
Mama gave it all she had, we was poor but always ate
Now look at my mama's pad, thankin' God that now we straight
Cause livin' off Rhode Island Ab, this coulda went a different way
Fuck you man!
Off wadin' through holy water, this holy war
Niggas fake wanna show me love, but they so lame pure
It's give and take, I know it now, I ain't know before
I'm feelin' great, I'm Nosferatu, down to the core
Okay, it's Santana, I'm back again
You know what, man?
What?
What?
This is...
How I feel
Yeah!
That's Nosferatu Ben Kenobi
Who produced that?
I'm not sure actually
That's hard
I purchased that shit man
I did not produce it
Shout out to whoever did
Nah shout out
Shout out to them
What we got Ish?
Um
Joe took my little
White dude
Yo
Yo
Yo
He's fired But the song Chances Is the song I was gonna play Joe took your white dude. Yo. Yo. Yo.
He's fire,
but the song Chances is the song I was going to play.
So I took your white dude from you?
You stupid.
I'm just asking what you said, bro.
Nah, I'm going to strike back.
This dude is fire.
The song is called Mad at Fire.
I'm really not sure
how to pronounce his name.
I think it's El Mien.
Okay.
You disappear
In tales
And all the time
A lonesome soul
Can give
And if the sun would set
For one it'll set
For you
But what if I ain't
The man I used to be?
I'd give up everything
Life don't go backwards
It's a natural disaster
Don't get me wrong
It won't be long
I'm moving on, it ain't your fault
Would you be mad at fire, when you know it'll burn away
Would you be mad at water
For flowing endlessly
Don't be mad at me When I loved you everyday
I'm just being me, girl
Don't push me away
Promise me in your heart
You won't cause the days we met
Even though we're apart
There's depth in what we have
I won't be mad if you see
Someone you love more than me
Made this decision for me
I can't be mad if you leave, leave
Don't get me wrong, it won't be long
I won't let go, no, it ain't your fault Don't get me wrong
It won't be long
I'm moving on
It ain't your fault
Would you be mad at fire
When you know it'll burn away?
Would you be mad at water for flowing endlessly?
Don't be mad at me when I love you every day That is Mad at Fire by El Miene, maybe?
El Miene, I think.
Oh, okay.
From UK.
Oh, okay. All right, cool. My bad I think. Oh okay. From UK. Oh okay. Alright cool.
My bad El.
Big E.
Salute. The song was a bop.
Melissa? Yeah. Would you like
to introduce your song? Yeah yeah.
This is called
Where You Go by
Kiana Lede
and
Khalid. Metal of conversation, rain pouring out of clear skies
I'm underwater, wonder if it's all because of you
Are you close to giving up?
Somehow it's all because of you
It's funny when it comes to us
Whenever you're cold, I'm shivering Whenever you're stoned, I'm hovering
It's like whenever you're gone, I'm losing it
Baby, I go where you go Whenever you fall, I fall behind
Whenever you're stuck, I should realize It's like whenever you're gone, I'm not alright
Cause baby, I go when you go
I can't get out of bed in the morning, now you don't
I can't smile, I don't see no more good in me now if you don't
Cause lately I've had tears caught in my eyes
Comes out of nowhere, middle of a conversation
Rain falling out of clear skies
I'm in the water
Whenever you're cold, I'm shivering
Whenever you're stoned, I'm hovering
It's like whenever you're gone, I'm losing it
But baby I go where you go Whenever you fall, I fall behind
But whenever you're stuck, I see red lights Wherever you're going I'm not alright
Cause baby I'll go right
You'll go
Now baby I'll go where you go
Now baby I'll go where you go
Now baby I'll go where you go
That is Where You Go by Keanu LaDae and Khalid
I really like her album
Yeah
She's fire
I didn't talk about it enough
No no no you played one I played one No she's dope I like her more than Yeah. Really like her album. She's fire. I didn't talk about it enough. No, no, no. You played one, I played one.
No, she's dope.
I like her more than I let on on the pod.
That's what I'm saying.
Great songwriter.
Great singer.
That Matt Keen project, though.
That's the one.
Top to bottom, one through six.
Then he dropped another joint, some new shit.
That's the shit Ish know about.
Look at Ish. And they got that Apple music.
He got Apple music.
He got algorithms now.
Start doing speaking engagements for four
hours.
A four hour tour.
A four hour...
Salute, no?
I can't even salute him because niggas
think I be hating on his success.
Nobody wants him to win more than me.
I'm saluting him.
I'm saluting him.
I like that.
I like that because it's him
stepping out of his shell.
Ish wouldn't do that shit before.
But that's what I'm trying to get him to do.
Like, Ish will take over the world
if he step out of this bullshit construction
Home Depot bullshitting.
Nah, stay in that.
But I'm just saying step out
and be willing to talk,
hit a stage,
be
Mixie-ish.
Not Mixie,
but just be out there.
Be Helmet Lang-ish.
Yeah.
Throw that Helmet Lang on.
You ain't wear that
Nike shit
when you went out there.
That's what pissed me off
about you niggas.
Y'all come to this
number one broadcast
when a Nike get out.
Helmet Lang.
It's 96 degrees
now she got her wig done she had to go to toronto been on here for nine months with that fucking
bull you know what listen don't start with me but you piss me off you make me mad don't start with
me motherfucker why you look so beautiful right now why you look so beautiful why you got the
long shit draped down why you look so beautiful didn't? Why you look so beautiful? Really? Why you got the long shit draped down?
Why you look so beautiful?
Didn't think you looked beautiful before?
Let me see.
Let me see.
Look, look, look.
Look, look.
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Look, man. I missed y'all.
It's good to be back talking some shit.
Also, that's what the vacation did, too.
It made me thank God that this is the job, like, coming here to kick it with y'all.
What?
For real, for real.
I can't lie to y'all.
I can't.
Nah, that shit make you feel blessed.
Word.
Like, this is what I, this is my job.
This is what I got to do.
Yeah, man.
It's beautiful.
Amazing. What? Shut gotta do Yeah Yeah man It's beautiful Amazing What?
Shut up
Yeah man
They said that shit
That was the turn up for me
Sound like Sebastian
Listen man
Again we wanna say rest in peace
To Cheese, Sinead O'Connor and Tony Bennett
For sure
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Pray for everybody man This shit is short Take advantage of this shit while you're here Bennett. For sure. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there.
Pray for everybody, man.
This shit is short.
Take advantage of this shit while you're here.
Live it up to the fullest.
Do everything you want to do.
Do your bucket list and more.
Just live, yo.
The aliens ain't coming to get us no time soon.
I wish they would.
Stop playing, yo.
I'm not playing, yo.
Start experimenting with your ass. If'm not playing, yo. Start experimenting with it, guys.
If I get missing, don't look.
Look in the sky.
Don't come look for... They heard you playing around.
They better land in the right place.
No, they heard him playing around.
Oh, shit, they're going to probe you, all right.
Dumb niggas got the good weed.
Dumb niggas. Niggas in the hood can't wait for the aliens to get there. Dumb niggas, the good weed Dumb niggas
Niggas in the hood
Can't wait for the aliens to get there
Dumb niggas
They got the shit over there
Nigga ET was playing with his finger
Fuck around boy
Yo
Until the next time
We bid you adieu
Farewell
Adios
Arrivederci
Hasta la vista
Au revoir
So long
Goodbye
Remember life is a series of moments
And moments pass So let's make this one last As if it's all we have vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
This might be one of the longest podcasts we've ever done.
Facts.
What's up?
Since y'all niggas was throwing Franks.
Almost four hours.
They was throwing Franks at me all week.
Motherfuckers.
The funny shit, you asked them, yo.
Because they was like, yo, we need a four-hour pod.
You're like, would y'all listen to a four-hour pod?
We'll find out.
We're going to find out.
We're going to find out.
Don't say the pod was too long.
No, I found out yesterday.
They all told me.
Yes, we be at work.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's true.
We have jobs.
Yeah, that would help us.
And then they was like, listen, Nori do that shit all the time.
We'll listen to it from Nori.
We'll definitely listen to it from you.
And I was like, oh, you convinced me.
Got a good point there. Y'all hold it down everybody enjoyed a weekend god willing we will be back same time same place next week
you're king appropriation. Fuck you. On the loop.
Yo, Burner.
It's probably in my culture, though, so stop.
I laugh at this.
I laugh at that Burner Boy brandy flip,
because after all of his success with the Tony Braxton flip,
of course you would go flip a brandy flip from the same area.
It just makes sense.
Burner Boy, you getting too much money and pussy.
I ain't going to lie to you.
I ain't going to lie lie A lot of money in pussy
Missed you in New York
That won't happen again
Hey
Yo, hold it down, man
We gonna enjoy the weekend
I'm trying to lose 15 pounds
Before my next vacation next month.
I'm in Turks.
I look like shit neck in there.
I got to fix it.
I got to fix it.
I look bad.
I seen a little playback clips of me speaking.
I look bad.
I said, oh, man.
You got to look at yourself.
Yeah, yo.
I got a muffin.
I really let myself go.
I really have.
You got a muffin.
Oh, shit.
So on vacation.
You got a jelly donut.
You got a muffin.
This shit crazy.
Oh, let me bring this record back and tell y'all.
So on vacation right
I wasn't really watching TV
Like we was really bonding
And like getting to know
Each other better
Like corny shit
And we was like
How did we meet?
Like
We got into that
That's always a good one
And then her version of it was
I sent like four DMs and got dubbed.
That was her version.
I didn't quite remember it that way.
So I pulled my phone out on vacation
and scrolled back four and a half years.
Oh my God.
I did.
What I learned is
if you scroll back two years or more,
it'll just scroll on its own.
Oh yeah?
Yeah.
It did the next two years on its own.'ll just scroll on its own. Oh, yeah? Yeah. It did the next two years
on its own. Got right back to the top.
Huh. And was she right? That's what happened?
Yo, that was some of the corniest shit I ever read
in my entire life.
I swear to God. You be on some bullshit when you try
to get some pussy. I'm not gonna lie. But once you
got it and you're all in your bag and then you
go back to see what happened.
This work?
I screenshotted them shits.
I sound like a fucking
complete loser.
And so did she.
I think we all did that shit, yo.
That's embarrassing.
It hurt my pride.
I didn't like it.
Nope.
You got to say something good for yourself.
I'm replying to the food shit.
She did dub the first two.
Then she replies to the third one.
And then from there, it's bad.
I posted a picture of some vacay shit four years ago.
And I'm not sharing no more of this.
She said, fire.
Oh my God god fire emojis
I need that
in my life
here I go
oh man
I can hear it now
go ahead
go ahead
I want to hear
how corny you got
cause you can get corny
it's okay
no no no
so I said
we with you bro
no you're not
you're looking to turn
and read the first answer you're looking to turn on me the first chance so i said
if me too if you find it before me let me know
and then she said you do the same and And then I said to a stranger, pinky swear.
Nah.
I was with her.
Nah.
You hit a promise.
You hit a promise.
Promise.
Pinky swear.
No.
That's a little corny kitchen.
That's corny as hell
Corny kitchen
Pinky swear
Yeah yeah
No it works
But you shouldn't read it
In retrospect
No no no
Promise with the pinky swear
It's effective
Promise with the pinky swear
But you are a bitch
Ass nigga boy
Promise with the pinky swear
Works
There's so much
It's so much more bad
I just screenshotted it
Now when you text me I just sent some mud shit It's bad It's so much more bad, I just screenshotted it. Now when she texts me, I just send some much shit.
It's bad.
It's bad, yo.
Yo, if you're out there and you got your girl via Instagram DM, don't go back and read it.
Oh, shit.
We are so corny.
Oh, dear.
Then when she went back to read it, she was like, that's how you beat these bitches, dear.
I got in trouble.
Yup.
It flipped on me.
I wouldn't get tricky.
She said, ah, you think you got game, motherfucker?
I'll shoot you, motherfucker.
You beat these bitches' dicks.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Man.
Run the little boy.
Y'all, hold it down.
Enjoy this beautiful weather.
Enjoy your parents.
Enjoy your kids.
Enjoy your friends.
Enjoy some food.
Not too much food though
You'll be a muffin top like me
My sides is overlapping like a motherfucker
I'm shaped like a fucking handicap toilet
It's bad
I'm not doing it next month
Fuck these niggas
What's y'all weekend plans?
Weekend plans, weekend plans
Nothing
Chilling
Resting, right?
Resting, right? Resting, right?
My girl going to the Beyonce shit.
That's here?
She's here?
What?
When?
You'll see.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, you're not going?
No.
29th, I think it is.
I'll pay.
You going with her friends?
Frashe ain't make you go.
I'll pay.
To not go.
I'll pay.
Take some money. Smart man. Maybe you. To not go. I'll pay. Take some more.
Smart man.
Maybe not frugal.
Take some more.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
I'll pay.
No drill button.
JVP, JVP. All vacations.
Come on, all vacations.
Hands high.
Hey.
Here we go.
Come on, man.
Gunshot.
Yeah, man.
They're going to fuck you up.
That's my people.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Welcome home.
Welcome home.
Yeah, man.
Yeah, man.
All right.
All right.
Fuck y'all.
All right.
Okay.
All right.