The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 649 | "Aquamayne"
Episode Date: August 9, 2023The JBP returns in full force after an entertaining weekend as they start with their reactions and a breakdown of the Montgomery, Alabama riverfront brawl (11:00). Jennifer Anniston is facing criticis...m after liking a post from Jamie Foxx (29:00), Tim Anderson of the Chicago White Sox & Jose Ramirez of the Cleveland Guardians square up on the baseball field (34:30), and streamer Kai Cenat was arrested in New York for inciting a riot after attempting to do a giveaway for his fans (39:30). Joe & crew then discuss Ne-Yo being under fire for comments made in an interview with Gloria Velez (53:16), Wayne Brady comes out as pansexual (1:10:20), and Travis Scott puts on his first UTOPIA concert at Rome’s Circus Maximus (1:14:11). Also, Summer Walker & Lil Meech continue to have a ‘I don’t care’-off (1:24:52), TDE’s Moosa & REASON have a heated exchange publicly (1:45:41), Joe makes Billboards 2023 R&B/Hip-Hop Power Players list (2:00:13), + MORE! Sleeper Picks: Joe | Mahalia (feat. DESTIN CONRAD) - “It’s Not Me, It’s You” Ice | Big Moose 280 - “Paranoid” Parks | DJ Premier (feat. Westside Gunn & Rome Streetz) - “Runway” Ish | Tori Kelly (feat. Ayra Starr) - “unbelievable” Melyssa | No Guidnce - “Is It A Crime?”
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If our mics is good, we good, we lit.
We good, we lit.
We are good.
The fuck is going on up in this feed, man?
We back?
Feeling better?
Yeah, how you feeling?
Oh, man.
You were dragging ass on Friday.
Oh, my God.
Why did I even come in here on Friday?
That's a really good question.
No, I was fucked up.
I went home and got in a little cocoon,
in a little fetal position under the blanket at 5, 5 o'clock.
Sweat that shit out to the next day.
It's fucked up.
I feel bad for the you podcasters out there that lack energy.
I felt like kryptonite was beating me that day.
Like, when you can't get live, when you can't get active on a pod, you just...
You niggas is bums out there.
Yeah, the fuck.
Energy up.
We back in here.
You're going to find a way to flip it, huh?
You see him?
Wait.
Is that what I did?
Yes, you did.
So, you Superman?
Right this second, it feels good to have energy.
Oh, okay.
Feels good.
You can't even intro a pod right without energy.
Play a song.
Yo, y'all.
That's it.
Yo.
All right.
Intro got to have energy.
Mic check.
I tried to mask it with the little guap.
I was dying.
I know you was dying.
You didn't even get into the drink after that.
I was like, you just let that play?
Oh, yeah.
No, I was dead, man.
I was dead.
But good to be back.
It's cool.
We back.
Good to be back.
Good to see you.
Ah, ah, ah.
The fuck?
What's up?
What's up?
We lit.
We got a lot to talk about, man.
We do.
A lot going on.
It's a lot, man.
The internet was just giving us gifts.
The internet is back.
Yeah, I feel like they took care of me while I was home.
Every time you looked up Like oh shit thank you
Yeah nah they was lacing me at home
While I was sick
I was charging up
This history is amazing
Bruh you know how hard it is when all the fire shit
Happening and you can't say nothing
Cause you gotta come in here and say
You gotta hold it in
I was so mad to have a Twitter
Excuse me
I was so happy to have
An extended version of some internet clip
It just kept getting better and better
They just kept
Lacing me with different angles
Shout out to my black people on that boat
Man
Y'all was lit
I still see new ones coming out
Yeah Director's cut that boat, man. Y'all was lit. I still see new ones coming out. New ones.
Yeah.
Somebody else fall.
Director's cut.
Well,
the comedians
just took it
and narrated it,
chopped it up.
This is the best shit
ever.
We'll get to it.
We're going to get
to it fast, too.
Hey,
the intro got to be hype.
Just, you know, slugging though.
I'm from Alabama.
You missed one part and people just, why do y'all put this pressure on me?
You're him though.
They down on your greatness?
No, never.
No.
I'm starting with the Black National Anthem.
Ain't this what they've been waiting for?
Gotta do it.
That's it.
I felt it was appropriate.
You ready?
I'm agreeing with this.
It's not, I just want to rock?
No.
Nice.
I used to pray for times like this.
They're trying to get that shit on.
So I had to grind like that, to shine like this.
In a matter of time, I spent on some locked up shit.
In the back of the paddy wagon, cuffs locked wrists see my dreams unfold nightmares come true it was time to marry
the game and I said yeah why don't white people never heard this song you can tell which white people never been in the club when this song when the beat drop
please for them tricky squeeze I'm getting cream never let them hoes get in
between of what we started lil nigga but i'm lying how does your start over boat privilege
oh man we gonna talk about it though man
we took the little small town song back, everything
We fixed so much shit, yo
We the greatest, yo
I did shit with Mariah, nigga
Turn up out there
Salute, salute, salute
And the G up, and the G up out there
Say it loud We black and we black Hate her, rest in peace, rest in peace to the parking lot Fandom so big, can't even fit in the parking spot
You ain't talkin' bout my niggas, then what you talkin' bout?
Just a move in silence, nigga, and I don't talk a lot
I don't say a word, I don't say a word
What's on my crown, and now I got what I deserve
Fuck, nigga, hold up, wait a minute
Y'all thought I was finished
When I would've asked the boys
Y'all thought it was ready
They was skippin', they was skippin' Y'all thought I was finished When I would've asked the boys I thought it was ready They was skippin'
Y'all was skippin'
Down the dock
Like, hold up, wait a minute
That limbo, my new bitch
She don't ride like my ghost
I'm ridin' round my city
With my hands strapped to my toes
Cause these niggas want me dead
And I gotta make it back home
Cause my mama need that bill money
My son need some milk
These niggas try to take my life
They fuck around, get killed
You fuck around, you fuck around
You fuck around, get smoked
Cause these Philly niggas I pull with me
Don't fuck around, no joke
No, all I know is murder
When it come to me
This shit still hard.
Wait, why did they try to kill us?
They did?
Yes, they did.
Why?
It's impossible.
They 100% tried to kill us. He just be making shit up. Nobody tried make it shit up they'll let y'all
know they have absolutely they tried to kill this record it was you to save no
I'm just saying what would I give up just that yo it's time to retire it no
record ain't it no more I'm tired of hearing in the corner if you ain't
about that murder game then pussy nigga shut up. If you dip me in your ass,
I get your pussy ass stuck up.
When you touch down in my hood,
know that tour life ain't good.
Catch me down in MIA
and that heat game on wood.
With that pull my life in my feet
like that little engine I could.
Boy, I slide down in your block.
Oh my God, man.
I'm getting angry now.
This shit is...
I'm not in the church.
Another king in my city
cause I'm still calling them shots in these lanes. If y'all was there, y'all would have jumped in, right? Yeah. I'm getting angry now. This shit is so funny. I'm not that shit. Another king of my city, because I'm still calling them shots in these lanes.
If y'all was there, y'all would have jumped in, right?
Yeah.
I'm the same nigga from first through with them neck braces.
Same.
The same nigga that came up and I had to wait for my spot.
And ran too.
Hanging on me.
Hoes waiting on me.
I just something flagrant and boogie.
I got my arm.
I got my arm.
I had to kick one of them niggas dead today.
I had to kick T-Fowl.
And run right to my room.
Freeze.
We don't bring no guns.
We don't bring no guns.
We don't bring no guns.
We don't bring no guns.
We don't bring no guns. We don't bring no guns. We don't bring no guns. We niggas dead today. I had to kick teeth out.
And run right to my room.
Freeze.
With them bricks, they go from 40 in.
When I'm to the key.
Hold up.
Broke nigga turn rich.
Love the game like Mick.
And if I leave, they ain't done pretty.
Hoes gonna still suck my dick.
It was something about that rollie when it first touched my wrist.
Had me feeling like that dope boy when he first touched that brick.
I'm gone.
If you go, quiet. I'm gone. If you go that brick, I'm gone. If you go, go.
If you go, go.
If you go, go.
If you go, go.
Turn up, nigga.
Turn up.
Yo, shout to wherever you might be listening from out there.
J on the track.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
I'm feeling it.
Get through that bitch in the water. Get around. It's going down. I'm feeling it here today. We make the niggas hit the floor Ain't no game, all bad, just act We keep on being the baddest, baddest, baddest, baddest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest
All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest All the other niggas be the hardest, hardest Chill. I'm going to get mad for real. You can't cut off though.
Breathe in.
Need some yoga after this or something.
I gotta like hold the breath.
Hey, I apologize.
Yeah, yo. My bad.
Don't do that, man.
My bad.
I won't do that one no more.
I'm out of breath listening to them shits.
I'm over here turnt up.
Microphone check.
What episode is this?
649.
Welcome to episode.
Close this shit.
We ain't using this laptop.
Welcome to episode 649 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and energetic host here with a few really good
people the beautiful melissa ford is here hi big flip big flip ish is here you look good on
savon shit you look good on savon shit i seen you i seen you cat daddy uh big ice is here parks is
here poe is here cory is here erickson is here i Corey is here. Erickson is here. Ian and Keeb is here with some new
nigga running around.
Everybody is...
How you doing?
Yeah, this is such a...
It's work day. It ain't
time to meet new people.
Yeah, dog.
Salute.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
What the fuck they want to do around here?
That's why we can't watch them before we come to work.
We respond to shit a little different.
Yeah, yo, they shouldn't have did that.
Poe came in here, I looked at him like, yeah, four hands.
Walk in here different, Poe.
It can happen today.
Walk light.
It can happen.
Today is the day it can happen.
It can happen to one of y'all.
Tread lightly around here, man.
How's everybody feeling?
How's everybody doing?
Feeling good.
Amazing.
Crazy weekend, but feeling good.
Y'all looking good.
You're smelling good.
These guys stupid.
Well, why was the weekend crazy?
I just, the weekend was entertaining.
I found myself entertaining.
Oh, yeah, all of it was entertaining, yeah.
This was a good one.
This was.
Now, while we're having our fun, what it does tell me is 2024 going to be scary.
I just want y'all to know.
I think this is the battery, nigga.
The rest of 2023 might be crazy.
That's what I'm saying.
It might be.
I want us to have our, woo, it's a blast.
But buckle up.
They're going to get us. They're going to get up. They're going to get us.
Hey, hey.
This is America, nigga.
Black people ain't going to get the last laugh.
But cool.
We feeling good.
Let's get right into it.
Come on.
It was a cold afternoon in Montgomery, Alabama.
When the white people on the boat thought they found a parking spot.
The bigger security dude did his best to let them know that that was illegal.
You can't park and you would have to move that boat.
We saw a conversation happening by way of hand gestures.
It was extended.
Then a hat went in the air.
The bat signal. No, not yet.
Not yet.
The bat signal didn't come out yet.
Then they took a walk down that way down.
Then they walked on back.
But then all of our black hearts sunk a little deeper in our souls.
Talk about it.
When we saw just how many white people we had with them.
They start walking around in their little khaki shorts.
And their Crocs.
Boat shoes.
Yeah, yeah.
Berries.
And I could tell that these is the whites that had a couple dollars.
So they was talking to that dude like he was scum of the earth.
They had some whiskey in them.
They get your fat ass the fuck out of.
Hey, who the fuck's this fat buddy over here?
Because he moved the boat.
He paved the boat.
Hey, Todd.
Get your black ass out of here is what they said.
Yeah.
That's what they said.
They said a couple meaner things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at this nigger, fat ass nigger.
Damn.
But bottom line, the white people did not want to move the boat.
Now, they needed to move it because there was another boat.
The bigger boat.
The bigger boat.
The tourist boat or something.
He moved it.
He moved it.
No, no, he moved it, but the white people didn't want to move it.
He wanted to go because it was a bigger boat with some black people coming.
This is where Joe Budden's confusion starts.
Few questions for y'all, and I'm tossing it right to y'all.
Okay.
Why do y'all think...'m tossing them right to y'all. Okay. Why do y'all think,
the black dude had to know
that those white people
was going to pounce
on his ass.
He didn't know that.
I don't think he knew that.
I don't think he knew that.
I don't think he did.
I don't think he knew.
And the white people
had to know
that when that boat
got close,
that them black people was going to pounce on their ass.
I don't think they knew that either.
They definitely didn't know that.
You know why they didn't know that?
Because it never happened.
They ain't never.
Those niggas entitled.
This is a la fucking Bama.
They ain't never been punched in the Bama, my nigga.
And they know what it is out here.
Y'all know better.
They parked there.
I be thinking some shit come in the white privilege manual.
Nah.
shit come in the white privilege manual such as
if you ever see a black
boy swimming toward you
it's probably smoke
when he gets there.
They don't even think black people can swim.
I was shocked.
That's the first thing I yelled out.
Oh shit he's swimming.
They call that nigga Luda Fish.
Aqua Mane.
Aqua Mane.
Somebody call that nigga
Jermichael Phelps
Oh man
Yo why did the dude
Why did the dude
Hit his Bobby Schmurda
With the hand
You know how bad
You gotta wanna get that smoke in there?
Yeah, yeah.
They diving that water?
Nigga.
It was off the boat, right?
Yo, off the boat.
Off the big joint.
He dived off the boat.
Wait, hold on a second.
We have to put a footnote in this.
The boat that all the black people were on was called the Harriet.
Like, it just fucking gets better and better and better.
They renamed it the SS
Deadass.
They called it
the Alabama Sweet Tea Party.
Oh shit.
Whoa.
The Sweet Tea Party.
I didn't get that.
No.
No.
Oh man.
This is not right. No. Oh, man. This is not right.
Dog.
This was amazing.
Oh, man.
They said, y'all had January 6th?
We got August 6th now.
We really got August 6th.
A nigga did a rap already.
It's fire, too. Oh, yeah. No. We're in a rap already. It's fire, too.
Oh, yeah, no.
Where the rap at?
I got the rap.
You lying.
This it.
Detroit.
Shout out.
With the chair
Now y'all started some shit so we gonna finish y'all in this time everybody bout to witness all your bro told in the mood Just doing this job, but y'all wanted to jump him so now we got a prize all right let me tell y'all what really happened heard they were jumping on my cousin let me off
like i got some ass
like i got some ass
like damn it's cracked i ain't seen a rock bottom like damn this
first black man to swim to a
fight don't mention me fuck that
that chair going down in history
Montgomery Brawl Montgomery Brawl
why did the dude throw that hat
you know he remind me of the old
school niggas.
We'll try to get you to look over here. Yo, dog.
Yeah.
We can do some dumb shit.
Why did he throw that shit with the hat?
Catch your ass.
Boom.
That hat went up high in the air.
Nah, I thought he was hitting his
shmurda,
but I think that was the universal
black people
signal.
Like the Thundercat logo in the air,
the hat.
Yo, when y'all get close,
we on this nigga right here.
I seen him do that at the skate key.
Skate key.
Right at the end. It's always during that
bout it, bout it segment.
Throw a hat up and the niggas just start
pounding somebody. It's crazy, yo.
But anyway, they beat his ass cool.
And then it got dark.
Then it got real dark.
Shit got midnight, nigga.
No sun on the eclipse.
That little nigga with the
that swim, you ain't see his hands? Yes. That nigga might give Bud some run. That little nigga with the, that swim. You ain't see his hands?
Yes.
That nigga might give Bud some run.
That nigga hands was faster than she had.
He go to the ground like.
Yeah, he did.
He was a player.
He picked somebody up and body slammed him.
He was mad.
I mean, we still black.
The fact I had to swim over here, nigga, somebody gonna pay for this.
Got my school clothes wet. Somebody gonna get their ass whipped. The fact I had to swim over here niggas somebody go pay for this I thought you'd make it down the road.
Around here we take care of our own.
You cross that line, it won't take long.
He wasn't lying.
Hey, that shit was a lie.
The crazy shit is the cops was there, was like,
let y'all rock out for a little bit.
They let him rock.
Even the white cop let him rock.
Until Un got busy with the chair.
All right, all right, dog.
He got carried away.
Dog, dog, dog.
Come on, man.
The cop was standing there when you bust homie with the chair.
He let you live.
You can't hit the lady with the chair.
You walked over to the lady.
He folded my arm.
You can't hit the lady with the chair.
Yo, that cop walked right.
That cop, You were so foul
The cop walked right past the meanly
Come on brother
Come on brother
What you doing man
You're the one person
That's under arrest
Yo
Yo
He had flashbacks
Yo you can't hit the woman
With the GM
Somebody said
He had flashbacks of Vietnam
That nigga went crazy son
He was beating the shit
Oh man
He was beating the shit
Out of the man
That he walked over And hit in the head.
The crazy part, it was older black gentlemen.
Like, they was old Q-Dawg old heads.
Well, Q-Dawg still wanted to smoke in their 70s.
That was 30 years of animosity that we just got to get over.
30, 400.
The man was punching slow.
That's how old he was.
That's it.
He get in that shit from behind.
He getting in a headache.
It's like,.
Those dudes might have been old,
but their wives were a little younger.
They was.
Yeah.
Shout out to the wives.
Yo.
That shit got crazy.
She came over there and got right to dragging Becky.
It was.
They made the one thing.
They threw one of them in the water.
Yes, they threw one of them in the water.
Yes.
Yo.
Oh, God. Alabama has set the tone.
A lot of times we see these situations, people watching.
Oh, come on, chill out, chill out.
Not this time.
Well, when they threw on me in the water,
that's when I sat back down in the bed
and my humanity and love and grace came back.
I was scared shitless.
Dex, you imagine.
I can't sweat.
You like yourself with that one, don't you?
No, I can't sweat.
I was down with the fight
Until I remembered
A nigga could just
Throw me in the water
Now it's the edge
You go hold on
You ain't gonna drown
And then
If y'all are busy fighting
Ain't nobody gonna see you
Yo
What I'ma do
Fuck out of here
Yo
Nah that's foul Bruh That one Fuck out of here Yo Oh man
Nah that's foul
Bro
That one
That was a little
Check mark for us
We won on that one
That's historic
Nasty
That's historic right there fam
August 6th is going down
Why are we
Why are we so ignorant man
That shit was amazing
Is it ignorant
They started it
Are we ignorant
Right
Paul's right
They started it They started it. Are we ignorant? Right. Paul's right. They started it, Paul.
They started it.
Bro, you say whatever you want.
They say, yo, when you see the black people skipping at you right there, that's not a
happy skip.
That's not a happy skip, though.
America, when we skip, we charging up.
We trying to preserve energy.
We not trying to get out of breath.
We trying to get to you in a timely fashion
But we know we need energy
When we get to you
We can't run because we run we might slip
And all our energy's out
So the skipper's the charger
And with all of the negative
Stereotypes y'all put on us
Like y'all know we not skippers
Think of all the shit y'all say about us.
That's a little true.
We not skipping, dude.
We ain't swimming.
That nigga jumping in the water, bro.
But I think.
You should have tried that in a small town.
You should have.
There you go.
Yeah, Joe had valid questions, man.
Why would y'all jump on him and think that?
What were y'all doing?
When I watched that shit, I was like,
y'all really jumped on this man for all these black people
that thought nothing would happen?
They was over there.
They was over there.
Them niggas tried to make it to the little boat and escape.
Even the boat.
Hey, dog.
My man stepped right on the boat.
Uh-uh.
I love black people.
What?
Pulled them off the boat.
The people in the blue shirt were security for the Harriet.
If you know that.
Yeah, they started beating them up too.
Yeah, they got involved.
They was beating them up too.
The staff members.
All of this is coming after the other clip that I'm just remembering of the fight in Jamaica
with some girl next door from where I was staying.
Some girl tried to get fly with one of the workers.
She's a big girl. She threw the water in her face. Shh was staying. Some girl tried to get fly with one of the workers. She's a big girl.
She threw the water in her face.
Big girl said,
started pounding on the girl.
So it's been wild fights going on outside.
It was rough outside.
No, it was right next door.
No, seriously. The one that I kept looking at
that looked like they was having all the fun
it was dumb
you over there
bougie land
y'all got it
y'all can't have the fun
they was a mess
but yeah man
and then the white people
got arrested
yes
yes
yes
about time
got locked up
get those thugs
off of the street
and it beat him so bad,
the whole, his foot went through the crocs.
That was crazy.
That's why you got to put the crocs in sport mode.
He wasn't even ready for that.
He wasn't even ready.
Your people, your old school niggas,
that nigga's choking.
He's trying to gouge his eyes out.
Old niggas, right?
He grabbed him by the face. He tried to poke his eyes out.iggas right he grabbed him
by the face
he tried to
look his eyes
I was like
yo where you
taking him
where you
taking him
and the funny
part with the
old head
the white dude
trying to do
the sneak shit
he tried to
lie on him
white dude
tried to lie on him
why he did that
he was
he was like
you know what
we gonna go all out here
white husbands
cause I
I believe that
a lot of y'all
is them dudes out there
but y'all have to
teach your wives
hand to hand combat
or something to help you
in the event that
things go awry
yeah
just stand in their car
and they gonna do it
after a while
I just started watching
the wives
they didn't know
what was good
they was getting
their head knocked off
and they was still
going into it like what were they thinking And they were still going into it.
Like, what were they thinking?
Yo, they loved their husbands.
Oh, call Jerry.
Jerry.
Jerry again.
Jerry again.
Jerry again.
Yo, they wasn't even jumping in to help.
They were just going to get beat up, too.
Ah, I'm with you, Derek.
Oh, man.
They got hit like, a girl in the blue got hit like six times. And she kept going. I'm like, stay down. Stay down, man. They got hit like, a girl in the blue got hit like six times
and she kept going.
I'm like, stay down.
Stay down, Karen.
Go back to the boat.
Yeah.
Get a motrin.
What are you doing, yo?
And the narrating lady was like,
yeah, get that bitch too.
Oh, he whipping her ass.
He whipping her ass.
Yo, I love the,
shout out to the narrators
of the world.
Shout out to the narrators.
The narrators.
He's beating her ass.
Yeah, she deserve it.
I'm like, oh, man.
It's about to get nasty, though.
I agree with you.
Let's have this fun right now.
Y'all better enjoy it.
It's about to get nasty.
Alabama?
I don't know.
Y'all know niggas might be fed up.
Once Trump goes to Florida a few times.
Nah, I think this nigga's about to get the blue hats.
I think they tired of they shit.
Niggas is buying chairs and shit.
All them folded up white chairs
are sold out.
Like, why black people
do shit like that?
Like, why y'all buying chairs?
The internet is amazing.
They had the teaching the kids
how to swing the chairs.
I saw that, bruh.
People were wearing those purses.
They put the chair on a bike chain.
Fam.
Keep it with me at home. They said, yo, I see the chair on a bike chain. Keep it with me at all times.
I seen the chair with a laser on it.
The irony in history, the nigga that invented the folding chair was a black man.
They had his designs and everything on the chair.
Oh, my.
Try this in a small town.
Epic.
At least my man was right.
Yeah, I went there
They said
Cheers is so good
I never see that
Good luck
Try that in a small town
Try that over here
Fuck off
See how far
You make it down
Motherfuckers
Oh man
Oh shit
We took the song back yo
Took it back
Took it
And you was right, man.
Homeboy is foul, but that's our shit now.
Yeah, now we got it.
I kind of like it now.
You know what I mean?
Someone got to do a cover.
See, but that's why I was right.
See, that's why I was right.
Well, now I'm listening to it with the context of what happened.
And I'm like.
It sounds different now.
It sounds different now.
It hit a little different.
It hit a little different.
When it was the dog whistle, I was like, yo, fuck you. Yeah. Now I'm like it sounds different now it sounds different now it hit a little different it hit a little different when it was the dog whistle
I was like yo fuck you
now I'm just like
they just need to put that
808 underneath
right
a little remix
what's up
let Metro get that
yeah get that shit
over to Metro
let Metro go ahead
and take care of that
oh man
yo thank you internet
oh man
thank you Alabama
word
I think I watched that
like 20 times
you can't stop because more videos keep coming out.
Tears pouring down my face.
Yo, people were together watching bars.
They cheered.
I've never seen no shit like this.
And I'm like, yo, something is going to change.
I got a little scared because we was just too happy.
We were happy in unison.
Everybody was happy.
I'm like, something's going to happen.
Yeah, niggas are fed up.
All them Karens, y'all need to chill out for the next couple months.
Y'all got to sit down.
They gave the guy, he had a mini mart out there, one of the fighters.
They gave him all bad reviews on Yelp.
They fucked his store up.
They violated him.
Yep, Vassar mini mart.
That's what it's called.
They were passing the Instagram.
They had to go private.
Wait, what happened to Vassar?
No, so the people who own the boat, the white people,
their mini mart, they own a mini mart called Vassar Mini Mart.
How did we find this out?
The internet.
The internet.
The internet.
We doxxed them.
Yes.
We doxxed them.
They had one dude, he gave a statement.
He was running.
He was like, no, I had to get out of there.
I knew it wasn't right.
They had to get out.
Oh, yeah, I heard him. He had a hole in his ass. Nah, don't try to be of there. I knew it wasn't right. They had to be all in there.
Nah, don't try to be down, homeboy.
I heard him.
Don't try to be down.
Oh, man.
All right, so Vassar.
No, so the people who own the boat, they own a mini mart called Vassar Mini Mart.
And they had an Instagram page and everybody.
They got doxed like crazy.
They got doxed twice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You are good. That boy good. Oh. Yeah. You are good.
That boy good.
Oh, man.
That boy good.
That boy good.
Paul, you're lucky.
We love you, Paul.
I'd have been hiding.
I'd have been hiding.
Paul, get out of here.
They got doxxed twice.
You would have jumped off the boat and slammed out. I'll be out of here. They got doxxed twice. You would have jumped off the boat and swam out.
I'll be out here.
Catch on me later.
Guess where they ain't coming?
Out here in the deep water.
I'll be out here treading like, yo, damn.
They violate that store, son.
That's crazy.
Oh, my Lord.
Yeah, trying to get that store out of the fucking business.
Now they do that.
Y'all taking the white bodega away.
It's a movie mart.
The bodega.
People need it.
The bodega.
Nah, y'all black people.
The bodega.
Oh, man.
Nah, somebody posted a picture in the chair
talking about Jennifer Aniston.
You next, hoe.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, God. Oh, man. What's wrong with your girl? You defended her the other day, ho. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, God.
Oh, man.
What's wrong with your girl?
You defended her the other day, too.
Oh, I was not.
We were talking about
something completely different.
I'm playing.
I'm playing.
I don't know what the fuck
she was doing.
She's out of line, man.
She's out of line.
Nah, but you still,
you did defend her
when we was trying
to kick her back in.
Yeah.
And now, look,
this is why we was trying
to kick her back in.
Yeah, we foreshadowed it.
We saw this. Man, kick her back in. Angelina wouldn't. Now you gotta kick her back in we foreshadowed it we saw this
kick her back in
Angelina
now you gotta
kick her back in
I legit
hold on
leave it on me
I legit
have no idea
what the fuck
she was talking about
she needed to step
all the way out
of that whole conversation
kick her back in
kick her back in
kick her back in
okay so
Jamie Foxx said
he posted
no no no
we gotta give it
she just told the story no wait we gotta give it. She just told the story.
No, wait, we gotta give it context.
We gotta give it context, right?
We gotta give it context.
Okay, so Jamie Foxx, he made a statement about fake friends or something like that.
And he used the word they.
And somehow this became like, you know, somebody said it was an anti-Semitic statement.
What happened?
He said, they killed Jesus.
What do you think?
And that's a black thing.
That's a saying though. In black households around the world
they talked about Jesus too.
They persecuted Jesus too.
They did XYZ to Jesus
too. In saying
Jesus was perfect.
The greatest person to ever walk on earth.
You're not better than Jesus.
They're Jewish people. That wasn't
about you. That wasn't about you that wasn't about you not at all
and he hashtagged it
fake friends
blah blah blah
so it was basically
fake love
fake friends
exactly
okay so Jennifer Aniston
apparently liked the post
and then people
you know
started cracking her muffins
started cracking her
for liking the post
claimed it was anti-semitic
and so then she gets
on the bandwagon
of say
of issuing statements
about you know not being anti-semitic and I don't condone this and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
And she sounded fucking insane.
Her first sentence was, I didn't like this on purpose or by accident.
So confuse the fuck out of me with that one.
You might as well just say I was hacked.
Go back to that one.
Or somebody went to the media account. What the fuck are you talking about white people excuses i saw that like yo not on purpose not by
mistake it's not meant for us to understand just a red heart got up there some way shape or form
so i guess what she's supposed she's insinuating is that she has somebody else running her instagram
page which she probably doesn't want to make that known because she's got fans who think that they're
having a personal interaction with her when she talks to them and blah blah blah.
Got it.
So that's probably why she said that, but she sounded like a fucking idiot.
There's no way around it.
She sounded like a fucking idiot.
Kick her back in.
Kick her back in.
Kick her back in.
Kick her back in.
Jen, I love you.
No, that's not kicking her back at all.
No!
I'm her fan, but I think that was-
Yo, you want that movie gig back.
But it was wrong.
Try this.
Yeah, it worked. I think it worked. I'm her fan, but I think that was... You want that movie gig back.
But it was wrong.
I think Brad makes more movies.
He does.
Oh my God.
She dragged it.
I'm glad they dragged her.
Black people are coming together.
They killed her. She had to turn the comments on.
Digitally.
Yeah.
Sorry.
Hey, we
got to get to the other area.
Here's the irony, though.
The character that she plays on fucking
the morning show kind of got digitally
canceled. So she kind of
experienced it in like, you know,
art imitating life kind of thing.
I've never seen that shit. Oh, it's a really good show art imitating life kind of thing. Mmm. Yeah, I never see that shit
It's on Apple it's amazing Wow
That's how niggas try to press you today you bought our Kelly No way after the fight.
No, wait.
Before the fight, y'all had Lizzo Trendon calling her R Belly.
Oh, my God.
They did.
They did.
Do y'all know how flagrant the news cycle has been while I've been home with a fever?
R Belly.
R Belly is crazy.
There's another one, too, I can't remember it now.
Shit.
It'll come to me.
Yo,
that's some you shit.
Oh God.
That's some you
and your Twitter heyday shit.
Son.
Oh man, yo.
Nah,
the internet won this week.
Nah,
the internet was a rare form, yo.
Oh man,
these niggas are geniuses.
That's genius.
That's crazy.
At home all week, I've been in my head playing Lizzo's voice, body shaming them fat girls.
Trying to like hear it in AI form.
That shit is hilarious.
Oh, man, bro.
Bitch got too big.
You ain't hitting the step the same.
Fuck, Tiana Taylor wouldn't hire you
She wouldn't hire you
What the fuck you think
You just gonna be eating honey buns around here
Your dutty wine on wine
Yo it's your
Yo it's
Yo
Alright good boy what else
What else we got else? Holy shit.
What else?
What else we got?
Well, we started with fights.
I mean, we had another fight in baseball.
Oh, yeah.
That was one of the best fights ever.
I saw that.
That was professional sports.
That was fucking fantastic.
I saw that.
Usually, sports fights are the worst fights ever.
No, not this one.
This one was good.
This one was good.
The bad guy let them get it all.
All right, get that shit off.
He tried to stop that first.
Now, get that shit off.
And I don't even know why dude was mad, though.
He slid into the base, and my man hit him with the glove in the face.
I was going to ask you guys, like, yeah, what happened?
Joe's the baseball dude.
It was.
He must have said something.
So, wait.
Tim Anderson and, am I right?
I don't know them niggas.
Yes.
Yes?
Okay, Tim Anderson, and then the other guy was, like, Rodriguez or something like that.
Ramirez, I believe.
Ramirez.
That's racist. Ramirez. Ramirez.
No, no, no.
Start with an R and end it in a Z.
Oh.
Mel.
What the fuck?
Scott is in a small town.
Mel, you okay?
Got him.
Mel.
Stop.
Shout out to our Latin community.
We love y'all.
Wepa.
Oh, shit. Go ahead. It's too oldall. Oh, shit!
It's too old-ass.
What are you doing?
Barks!
I just ganged up with the racism.
It just goes out the cap.
Oh, man, y'all.
Jose Ramirez.
There we go. Jose Ramirez.
Okay, so that was the point. Started in the R.
Ended in the Z. Jose Ramirez. Okay. So that was the point. Started in the R.
Ended in the Z.
Oh, man.
Something like that.
Somehow that was wrong.
Holy shit.
Yes, that guy.
Wheel of Fortune.
So he slid?
Yeah, man.
And I think my man hit him in the face with his glove. I think that's what he got mad at.
I don't know what they was fighting.
I don't care.
They threw the hands.
Because normally
you don't really
have to pay attention
to the baseball fight
because one club
is going to come out,
one club is going
to come out.
The whole green
comes out.
Yeah, and then
you see a hundred
people that look pussy
if you're looking
on the TV.
That's true.
None of y'all
going to be pussy.
They put their
hands up quick.
They did that
square up.
Quick.
Square up, square up.
And the second
baseman looked like he had a little bit of knuckle game,
but he missed.
He missed.
And boy, that counter was good.
My man wasn't even looking at him with the counter.
That was a no-see punch.
That's what makes it foul,
because if I'm being an analyst,
the dude that got hit can fight.
Yes.
He was going to win that fight.
Yes.
But you get a shorter guy who's going to close his eyes
and swing and catch you.
That's what happened.
And now you got to go
back to the hood.
Yes.
And explain that.
Yo, straight.
That nigga fell.
Now the whole league
is laughing at you.
He fell in slow motion.
You can't even yell
at your girl at home.
You can't do shit.
Oh, he can't do anything at home.
He got problems at home.
Go check Ramirez.
Because the Astros got the footage,
then they put it out.
When Ramirez stole second,
you ain't do that.
Yo.
Yo.
That was crazy.
Oh, man.
That's terrible.
Got up, walking.
Swabble.
I don't think I ever saw a KO.
Oh, yeah, yeah, spaghetti legs.
Never saw a KO.
They held him up.
Yeah.
Professional sports.
It's always crazy when a nigga with a spaghetti leg
trying to get back to the fight.
Who was the guy that tried to break it up in the first place?
What is that called?
The umpire?
The umpire?
Yeah, he tried to break it.
He's black, so he tried to break it up, then he fell back.
That was my favorite part.
Y'all ain't going to hit me.
All right, get your shit off.
Fuck.
Get your shit off.
I ain't hit it.
I ain't get paid for this.
What's your favorite sports punch ever?
Mine's is easy
because go New York,
go New York, go.
Yeah, you fuck.
Yeah, come on.
You know the vibe.
My favorite is
Chris Chow's ain't
playing no games with Kobe.
My favorite part was
Jeff Van Gundy in that fight.
No, I'm talking about
a different fight,
but I like that fight too.
You know I'm old.
I'm talking about
Chris Chow's punching
Kobe in the face.
What's that that three piece?
Two Two piece
And he punch him in the neck
He ain't even hit the nigga
In the chest
I know
Rest in peace Kobe
Rest in peace
Rest in peace Kobe
Jermaine O'Neal
On whatever fan that was
He connected with
Oh shit
Yeah that whole brawl
He slid into that one, though.
Yo, he slid.
Yo, he slid.
He slid right into the punch.
Yeah.
I love that.
I love that.
I love it.
That's funny.
That was the one.
You know, my old head.
You ain't see when Rudy Tomjanovich
got punched?
He broke his face.
I'm sorry.
I remember.
That wasn't funny, yo,
because he damn near
could have killed him,
but that one.
Who punched him? I don't even know the dude's name, yo. If he could have killed him, but that one.
Who punched him?
I don't even know the dude's name, yo.
If you Google it, it's fucked up.
But go ahead. He's a hard hit.
And then Don Nelson, he tried that in a small town with Latrell.
Choked his ass up.
Carlissimo.
Yeah, it was PJ Carlissimo.
PJ Carlissimo.
PJ, he got.
My bad, Don.
A couple of people in sports got choked out, though.
A couple of you, right?
I'm listening.
I don't know their names.
I'm asking, eh?
I seen a couple of clips of niggas getting choked out.
I don't know.
I don't know either.
Listen.
It was some bros in that Kai Sanat Union Square PlayStation giveaway.
There were a lot of bros over there.
Them niggas dancing on cars and shit.
I didn't see no bros.
No, they was fighting.
They was pulling niggas off the bus, whipping their asses.
They were fighting.
They were climbing the monuments over there.
One girl was up by the traffic light
twerking i saw a person standing on top of the hot dog stand but i already knew what that was
you've been around a lot of hot dog stands since the last part you have you've been doing a lot
saw you what are you talking about you've been on a glizzy run. You've been gobbling glizzies, man.
You've been Joey Chestnut out here.
I didn't eat the glizzy.
Yeah, you did.
Okay.
Yeah.
You're my brother.
We're going.
You know what's cool?
He said you're the goblin glizzy.
Stop.
Leave me alone.
The glizzy goblin.
Somebody was standing in the hot dog stand.
It was getting crazy.
But you were saying earlier.
I don't need you to say what I was saying earlier.
Again, get your shit off. Yeah, I'm trying to. I'll't need you to say what I was saying earlier. I can't get this shit off.
Yeah, I'm trying to.
I'll just come out and say what I said.
Yeah, I'm waiting.
I said I was ecstatic when they arrested that young man.
Oh, my God.
I couldn't have been happier when they arrested Kai Sinat.
Now I sound like Peter Rosenberg and the niggas hating on the young dude.
Dog, I want to give him some grace because he's young.
He's young.
He's 21.
That's the only grace I'm going to give him because he's from New York.
And if you're from New York, then you know that 14th Street, Union Square,
89 degrees Friday is the wrong block and place to do this.
How did he think that was going to go on that block?
That's my question.
No.
Now what?
He 21.
Right.
He's from the Bronx.
Yes.
So he's not from New York.
The Bronx is New York.
He is from New York.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm sure he's been to Union Square before the weekend.
100%.
But on a Friday midday?
I'm sure. Yes. Everybody goes there before on a weekend. 100%. But on a Friday midday? I'm sure.
Yes.
Everybody goes there.
Yes.
Movie theater is over there.
Everything is over there.
He's been living in LA for some years, my nigga.
He don't know.
I don't think he knew.
I don't know that he lives in LA.
He does.
I don't think that he knew.
I ain't taking your word for it either.
No, I told him.
Yeah, the fuck.
I don't think he knew that the crowd,
I think they underestimated
the crowd.
Well, I'm sure.
You know what I'm saying?
So that's a fact.
He deserves more grace.
I don't think he purposely
I'm sure he underestimated it,
but you know.
He has millions and millions
of followers across all platforms.
You have to go.
You have to go.
You can't do this in New York
on 89 degree Friday night
Union Square, 14th Street.
I don't think you should be arrested.
Me either.
I don't think so either.
How was they going to get the rest of them fucking kids out of there?
When he tried to get in the car, they jumped on the car.
And the car was trying to go slow to not endanger the kids.
But then the car starts speeding up.
Now they're watching this shit on the news.
Cops trying out their drone. They're then the car starts speeding up. Now they watching this shit on the news, cops trying out their drone.
They tracking the car.
They want to arrest
the kid to keep people safe.
You can't do that. You cannot do that.
It's a safety hazard.
I'm agreeing. It is a safety hazard. I agree with that.
I wasn't ecstatic when they
locked him up. I think that he...
It's a lesson learned. Dog, those kids
would have been out there for ages.
I had moms.
I had moms that had their
kid out there, like, hitting me.
I had moms that was trying to get through traffic.
You was just sitting for hours and hours and hours.
You would be tight.
Huh? They was hitting your phone? Yes.
Tell them to get their kids a PlayStation.
Ish.
Ish. That's not PlayStation. Ish. Ish.
That's not nice.
Ish.
Go ahead.
50.
I'll take it.
Get your shit on.
That's what you want me to tell Black Monk?
Yo, you are such a weasel.
It was a lot of people.
That thing is such a weasel.
It was disgusting.
Oh, man.
Nah, I think that he definitely deserves a huge fine.
You know what I'm saying?
That's probably coming.
Personal property got destroyed.
He is lucky that only property got destroyed.
Yeah.
That is true.
That's a fact.
No people got their ass whooped.
Yeah, but it wasn't a loss of life, though.
Yeah, it was a loss of life.
No guns, no anything.
A stampede, a trampling.
We was there for Allen Iverson shit.
Some other people that went through that, too.
It could have been something as simple as somebody just letting off a shot.
No, they was letting off fireworks.
They said they was letting off fireworks, and it sounded like, you know what I mean, gunshots and shit.
Like, depending on what firework you let off, it could sound like that.
New York might treat a firework in that.
We don't play fireworks.
It's the whole thing before screaming fire in a crowded theater, shit like that.
While we were here,
600 police officers was, you know.
Yeah, called it that. Helicopters out the ocean.
But that's the other part. Now we got to pay
for it because we understand. Resources.
We got to pay for the manpower to do this.
We got to pay to clean up all this shit
that's over here. That's a fact. It's cool that
you did a giveaway. That part is fly.
Where you
did it? No all this you know they
had them you better off doing in the Bronx they had them going on the uh when
it was like the rest of them yeah who got the PlayStations you need to make
sure y'all make sure I get the PlayStations though we ain't get to give
them away but what I will say is if I, I'd do that 10 out of 10 times.
Yes.
Boy.
Proves the power of his speech.
Absolutely.
Dog, he controlled the whole news day.
Like, not our news.
The news.
Shutting down a major part of Manhattan is a fucking big deal.
That's a huge deal.
It is a stat.
Going to jail about it is a stat, too.
I'm telling you, I would have stayed a little longer. I'd have spent the night in there. I'd have been a stat. Going to jail about it is a stat too. I'm telling you, I would have stayed a little longer.
I'd have spent the night in there.
I'd have been a martyr.
Not Rikers.
Kai Pak.
No, no, no.
Kai Pak.
Yo, yo, yo.
No, they wouldn't have shipped him.
Central Bookings.
Oh, yeah, he'd have been in the Bookings.
They're not shipping him. No, he'd have been in the Bookings.
No.
He rich.
He wouldn't have been in the bookings.
He's rich.
I was broke.
They didn't put me in there.
They put me in my own little shit.
You had a name.
He had a name.
I mean, but you had a name.
That boy is big.
No, he's huge.
Yeah, yeah.
Pause.
Pause.
But you had a name that the cops might have known.
Well, if the cops didn't know him.
They do.
They know him now.
They learned about him that day. They know him now Well, if the cops didn't know him, they learned about him
that day.
They know him now.
You are correct.
They learned about
his star power
and just how many people
he could bring out.
That shit is impressive,
but don't do that shit again.
So did the world.
He ain't got to do it no more.
Not there.
You don't have to.
Don't do it there.
Do it somewhere else.
Do it somewhere more organized.
I mean, I'm just saying,
but like a random,
let's just do it,
flash mob type shit.
I've just proved I could do this in Manhattan and shut this shit down.
That's true.
I ain't got to do that shit again.
My name now is.
No, but he's going to, somebody's going to pay him to do it.
I was about to say, how y'all be negotiating?
They're going to pay him to do it again.
You see what I did?
All right, let me, that's what I'm saying.
That's my advertisement now.
Now we can do it the right way.
I don't have to do that again.
Did he announce some rumble deal or something shortly after?
I thought his Rumble deal
got announced already.
I'm not sure.
Rumble's happy.
Everybody in business
with him is happy.
Yeah.
I could have told you that
from how fast
that last little shit
seemingly disappeared.
Mm-hmm.
Good one.
Oh, man. I won't bring it back up. I'm. Oh, man.
I won't bring it back up.
I'm happy for the kid.
There it is.
A lot of old heads
ain't happy for him, though.
Y'all stop hating on
Kai and Bobby,
whatever her name is.
What's the white girl name?
Oh, Bobby.
I'll show y'all, girl.
Y'all stop hating on them, man.
Let the fucking young people
be young.
I like what the young niggas is doing
because it's just showing another way.
Like, yo, they doing this shit in the crib
with a camera,
building, making millions off of this shit.
They ain't got to be outside
selling skag, as you say,
or knocking nobody upside the head.
The genius part is
they finding a way to market that shit.
They marketing geniuses,
some of these young kids. You know what I'm saying? Whatever their product is, they finding a way to market that shit. They market ingenious as some of these young kids.
You know what I'm saying? Whatever their product is, they're finding
a way to get it out to the world.
And that's fine. I was happy that I was
in the house and I was happy that y'all
was recording. Because this
conversation and the whole tone of it
would go very differently if any of us
was moving around down there in the city.
I'd have been so...
Oh my God.
If you'd taken the train. I would have been so... Oh, yeah, you're driving hot. Oh, my God. Furious.
Shit, if you'd taken the train,
you'd been hot.
Right.
Yeah, because then they stopped the train from even stopping
over here.
Oh, shit.
That nigga caused a mess.
You know how much he disrupted?
If one man could do all that,
why we all can't get a union?
Y'all got to be shitting me, man.
Oh, man.
Shout out to Kai.
Shout out to all y'all kids.
Hopefully somebody got a PlayStation.
Is a PlayStation hot like that?
I guess so.
Are they still impossible to find and shit?
Nah.
They've actually, somebody announced the price drop just recently.
Like, now they done knocked a couple dollars off.
They buy them on the websites now.
I don't. I mean, the 6 coming for couple dollars off. They buy them on the websites now. I don't,
I mean the six
coming for Christmas.
Nah,
the slim is on the way.
They slim,
they slim them down.
They slim them down,
then they'll do a pro.
It'll be years
before you get a six.
Them niggas was out there
with their phones out
creating content.
I saw that.
I was like,
oh shit,
the real content creator.
COE for real.
The real COE isE. Flip, you gotta
smack the shit out of the car, actually.
You gotta get the chair.
That nigga out-skitted you.
He's him.
He's him. His skit,
that shit was like a Nike skit, like a Nike
commercial.
You gotta put the chair in the car.
I gotta send JR to school.
That was my car, too.
Yo, that's my thing about kids. Yo, see come on. Come on. Come on. Let the don't seep out of you
Ride with the youngins I'm just but if that was your car did they just start pounding treating like the bonus stage and Street Fighter
What do you do Just kick the Kick the windshield
For no reason
And then got off
Like it was nothing
No reason
You know how hard it is
To fix a windshield
Of course you do
There was danger
On top of the car
It was wildin'
But
Ka
You gotta pay for that
Yeah
Yeah you must pay for that car
Pay for it
That's all I want
Bam you don't wanna hear
That shit today
You don't
Shout out
That was going out
That was a Friday night.
I just got a car wash.
Yeah.
What the fuck is she talking about?
Shout out to y'all drivers out there with the little, little, the rock at your windows,
the little, little hole, and you just leave it there for a little bit.
That shit grow.
That shit spider on you.
You got to crack your windows.
On a hot day, you got your windows rolled up.
You come outside, that shit look like Charlotte's Web on your car.
Nigga, you could have drove your car out there, nigga.
You got your shit filled up.
You got your shit filled up free.
Yeah, insurance would have cleared it.
Watch this shit got hit by a car.
A car!
Sex on the shit.
Hey, yo, hold on.
Let me just say this real quick.
Ish was wilding on Friday.
The nigga did not hop in his car.
I got the footage.
Oh, man.
He hopped in some Honda Pilot, some bullshit, a 96.
We got the footage of Ish driving.
No, I got to say it.
What's wrong with you, man?
I got to say it.
I wasn't here.
I said what's wrong with him.
Why you thought you could drive that to work and sneak?
He tried to sneak in the car.
He tried to sneak over there.
He tried to walk us to our shit.
We like, Ish, where your car at?
We was like, yo, what you doing?
Where you going?
So what's that?
It's some bullshit.
Yo, it was bullshit.
What's wrong with you?
It was bullshit.
Nah, he right.
I'm just waiting to hear the story.
Ish.
I didn't drive my car to work.
I had another car.
I walked outside.
He had a Honda Pilot.
They like, yo, what you driving?
I said that.
They like, no, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
What's wrong with you?
I don't understand.
I don't even understand how this is content.
Look at that.
I'm lost.
If you in a Honda Pilot right before InvestFest.
That's why.
Let me see.
Because I got to tell InvestFest.
I got to tell Steve Harvey.
You got to tell Steve Harvey.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Yeah, man.
I don't want to see my problem.
The Honda Pilot's a great car.
I don't even know what the content is, but it's okay.
I guess.
Because you big-ish, dude.
Okay.
I stopped at the gas station to play the Powerball 1.5.
Billion.
Yeah.
You don't think our picture should be hung up in there?
Yeah. It don't even look the should be hung up in there? Yeah.
It don't even look the same.
It should feel like ghost town now.
At the gas station?
Yes.
Yes.
We need context, right?
Yeah, please. No, you kind of don't.
Y'all put up numbers at the gas station?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What type of numbers?
Will.
Will.
We will park in there and just talk sometimes.
Out there from 12 to 4 in the morning.
Sure enough.
It's the hot spot.
Sheesh, on a Friday.
The hot spot.
Oh, man.
Friday.
They all pulled in there.
Three weeks ago, one of them white girls drove their car through the window of the gas station.
Really?
Out here? Yeah. the gas station. Really? Out here?
Yeah.
That gas station.
Oh, I ain't see it.
Okay.
Yeah, they fixed it fast.
Anyway.
It's all right.
Carson,
now don't do that shit again, man.
Chill out, Kyle.
That shit was wild.
He ain't doing that shit.
All them dirty ass...
That shit put his
value up with them niggas.
He ain't got to do that no more.
His value is up though
See this why you understand
Texas
Why them kids get to school
They in school now
It's too hot
They in school
Right this second
109 degrees
Keep they ass out of trouble
They ship they ass back
Parents throwing a party
New York kids need to take
They little bad asses
Back to school
With this mischief
Rats Alright what else What else No more fights right To take they little bad asses back to school with this mischief.
Rats.
All right, what else?
What else?
No more fights, right?
There's no more fights?
We covered all the fights?
I think we covered all the fights.
We covered all the fights.
Unless you think the Neo thing was a fight.
No, yo.
Y'all got to tell me about this one. Please tell me.
I missed this one.
Okay.
Neo sat down for an interview with Gloria, right?
Mm-hmm.
Gloria Velez.
You know how they say,
you know how they say,
it was a little meme going around
that was like,
the basketball players have to stop doing interviews
with the baddies
because they just saying anything in their interview.
Yeah.
So Ne-Yo went to go see Gloria Velez
and you could tell that he went alone
Now I've interviewed Ne-Yo
And then he came here
I've interviewed him a few times
I've never seen him just alone
He come with his teams, publicists, people
They know what to answer but not to answer
Them niggas are smooth
Yeah, Ne-Yo is If you got a song with Pitbull They know what to answer but not to end them niggas a smooth
Yeah, he always if you if you got a song with Pitbull that sold a hundred million records Then you know how to handle those situations Nils him, but he go sit with Gloria Velez probably on a weekend in the morning
late night
And they just chopping it up like it's just them that glory got a new podcast
so she ain't got to stop you nigga please if you say something wild i ain't about to stop you
and they got to talking about i'm gonna just play it
hey
parents have almost forgotten what the role of a parent is.
Amen.
It's like, okay, if your little boy comes to you and says,
Daddy, I want to be a girl, and you just let him rock with that?
You just let him.
Right.
He's five.
Right.
And where did he get that from?
If you let this five-year-old boy decide to eat candy all day,
he's going to do that.
Exactly.
When did it become a good idea to let a five-year-old, let a six six-year-old let a 12-year-old make a life-changing decision for
they sell right when did that happen right like i don't understand that i don't get that and to
medicate these young kids that are five six growing up and knowing that it affects their brain it
affects their organs it makes them sick but they're makes them sick. But they're not allowed to do drugs. They're not allowed to do alcohol.
We can medicate them.
He can't drive a car yet, but he can decide his sex.
Right.
What sex orientation.
And he can cut off his pee-pee.
To me, that makes no sense whatsoever.
I don't know if this is true, but I heard a rumor that they even passed a law in the
United States.
If your child comes to you and asks to do some of these things and you say no, they can take your kid from you.
Yeah, that's true.
Just pass the dog on you.
That may or may not be true.
And then end with that.
They want us to have no control over our children.
Oh, shit, Glo.
I don't get it.
In schools.
I don't get it.
Hospitals, libraries.
They just want to manipulate.
You got to understand, when they're so young, and they're already, that's right.
Yeah, they're not running away.
They're going to believe what you say.
We say Santa Claus is real.
Santa Claus.
The Jambish.
They know what they're doing.
Remember who you're dealing with.
I can't take credit for it, but I heard somebody say one time,
he was like, all right, if your son comes to you and says,
Daddy, I want to be a girl, your son son. What is a girl?
Well, you might want to play with dogs all right
No problem with none yet with nobody. They love we love do what you do exactly
I was personally from the era where a man was a man and a woman was a woman
Neo business is it becomes my business when you try to make me play the game which will not run it from
You want to be a gold with you. He'll not run it from you.
But you want to be a goldfish, you go be a goldfish.
A goldfish.
No sense.
That's trigger warning.
They put the trigger warning at the end.
That's good.
It is weird, Tom. The world became so sensitive.
Some people believe in what they believe in, man.
Yo.
That's the name of the pod.
What?
Kobe and Goldfish.
No, it ain't.
No, it ain't.
No, it is not.
No, it is.
But that right there
is the problem with podcasting.
Just sit down
on a Sunday afternoon.
Get your shit off.
Just get, you know what? Let me tell you what I think about this shit. Just sit down on a Sunday afternoon. Get your shit off.
You know what?
Let me tell you what I think about this shit.
Yo, why did Neo have to?
Yo, it's Neo.
Oh, my God.
Neo, you made fucking so sick.
You made all the love songs.
That nigga.
Six albums of fire.
Not that last one though, right?
Oh, that song's good.
Sky's yo.
All right, so that's what he said. But then the next day, or not the next day.
What was the next day?
He apologized.
But it wasn't him.
It was his page.
It was his page.
Yeah.
That put out the generic.
I'd like to express my deepest apologies.
After much reflection.
There you go.
I'd like to express my deepest apologies to anyone that I may have hurt with my comments on parenting and gender identity.
I've always been an advocate for love and inclusivity in the LGBTQ plus community.
So I understand how my comments could have been interpreted as insensitive and
offensive.
Gender identity is nuanced and I can honestly admit that I plan to be a better,
I plan to better educate myself on the topic so I can approach future
conversations with more empathy.
At the end of the day,
I lead with love and support everyone's freedom of expression and the pursuit of happiness
that was the apology yeah now he's like my opinion is mine fuck y'all then he woke up
seeing that apology that somebody sent on his behalf and was angry at it and wanted to explain
himself further what's going on loved ones oh he. Listen, I normally don't give too much of a damn about what y'all think, about what I do, what y'all have to say about what I say, whatever.
I normally don't care because, like I said, opinions ain't special.
Everybody got one.
However, this is something I feel very strongly on.
Oh.
And I need y'all to hear this from the horse's mouth, not the publicist's computer.
So check this out.
Oh, shit.
First and foremost, I do not apologize for having an opinion on this matter.
I am a 43-year-old heterosexual man raising five boys and two girls, okay?
That's my reality.
Now, if my opinion offended somebody, yeah, sure, I apologize for you being offended because that wasn't my intention.
My intention is never to offend anybody.
However, I'm entitled to feel how I feel.
I'm absolutely entitled to feel how I feel the same way you are entitled to feel how you feel.
I ain't ask nobody to follow me.
I ain't ask nobody to agree with me.
I was asked a question.
I answered the damn question.
I have no beef with the LBGTQIA plus community whatsoever.
I ain't got no beef with y'all.
Do whatever the hell it is you want to do.
Do what you want to do with your kids however somebody asked my opinion on this matter and
this is how i feel i will never be okay with allowing a child to make a decision that detrimental
to their life i will never be okay with that i don't care i definitely plan to educate myself
a little bit more on this matter however i doubt that there's any book anywhere or any opinion
that somebody's gonna tell me
that's gonna make me okay you can't shit on the education you make a decision like that but
period point blank and that's how i feel if i get canceled for this then you know what maybe this is
a world where they don't need a needle all right i'll figure it out i got kids to raise and i'm
gonna do that regardless so with that being said y'all have a good day I love everybody live how you want to live love how you want to love
but your opinion is yours speak your opinion as much as you damn well feel
like it because as I said they not important they not special everybody got
one you off on a tangent now he was upset about that apology. He let that shit out on his page.
A publicist's computer.
Y'all done made
Neo feel like the world
should be without him.
Y'all got Neo imagining
a Neo-less world.
Selling bricks.
Anybody have anything to say about it? No, sir.
No.
We don't have anything to say.
What Kassonot did?
Nobody wants to go anywhere near that topic of conversation.
Which topic?
He's being accused of being transphobic.
That's basically it.
That's why he responded like that,
because he started getting the accusations of being transphobic.
Is he being transphobic?
Yes.
You think so?
Why?
Because he said that he doesn't want his child
to make a decision at five years old to be a different sex,
have a sex change?
He said there's only two genders where I come from
and all that other shit.
But that's where he came from.
He Englished it. Or goldfish.
I don't agree with the goldfish part.
Yeah, I don't agree with that part.
But I think that...
Maybe that's the part that makes it transphobic.
Or offensive at least.
No. That's the part that
yeah, people would say would be the transphobic
part. So people are no longer
entitled to feel how they feel?
Yeah, but there's a word for it.
He has to conform to what society deems is appropriate.
If he doesn't feel that way, he doesn't feel that way.
They just put the tag on you.
You have a new badge on your shirt.
Oh, okay.
You're transphobic.
I think he focused more on the age thing.
I think he focused more on Yo you making a life changing decision
At such a young age
That you could potentially
Want to change later on in life
If you had some more information
I think it was
A possibility
I think it was a child
I don't think it was
But you know
I could be wrong
I do agree with the goldfish comment
I think that that was a little bit
That was real insensitive
Like we don't trust kids enough to drink We don't trust insensitive. Like we don't trust kids enough to drink.
We don't trust kids enough to drive.
We don't trust kids enough to smoke cigarettes or do certain things.
But you allow them to get a sex change as a minor.
Well, they can't get a sex change as a minor.
Your parents got to sign off on that.
Well, you can't get a sex change as a minor.
Like you have to go through puberty.
There has to be the, the,
the hormonal drugs that are administered.
Yeah.
So it's a whole process before there's an actual,
like there's,
there's physical and medical intervention.
Yeah.
It's a whole process beforehand.
Hold on,
man.
Well,
neither am I.
I'm not talking about none of this stuff.
I'm saying if you say,
yo,
I come from this man, there's women and that's it. There's all that other shit. I'm saying if you say, yo, I come from this man, this
woman, and that's it.
All that other shit I don't know about.
That's transphobic.
That's all I'm saying.
Even saying I don't know about it?
I'm not shitting on it. I'm just saying I don't know about
none of that. To say there's only two genders
is transphobic. Fuck
everything after that. There's only two genders.
Can you find the definition that maybe Webster's has?
How many genders are there?
There's more than two.
There's more than two.
What do you call a person that's born with both genitalia?
Hermaphrodite.
What are they?
But isn't that sex?
They're hermaphrodite.
Sex and gender are different.
Yeah.
You have sexual organs of both.
That's totally different.
I clock out once they start doing that. both that's totally different yeah I clock out
once they start doing that
but that's what
that's the way they keep saying it
because I hear
male female
etc
that's your sex
this is the way it's explained
that's your sex
your sex can be this
your gender can be something
totally different
transphobic
they say gender is fluid
they say
yeah they say that gender
is a societal construct
yeah
you know
and so that's
why people can identify as a male but you could be your self-identification is you could be
non-binary you can be like you know pansexual you can be there's a there's a myriad of different
you know identity self-identifiers but and so to answer your question, Oxford's definition of transphobic says having or showing a dislike of or strong prejudice against transgender people.
I don't think so. Then just saying that, hey, this is what I was taught. I don't know about that is transphobic.
I think that the label of transphobic gets thrown around in the face of somebody who might be ignorant as to what the current status of what's politically
correct. You know what I mean? And it seems like
it changes every single day.
So it's really hard. Dog, if you say you
could go be a goldfish if you want, it's
transphobic. Right.
I disagree with that part.
I think it was an extreme
example to use, but it's just saying
whatever you choose to identify with,
cool, you can do that.
That's what I think the gist of what he's saying.
Yo, you can identify as you want to be a man,
you want to be a woman, you want to be this, you want to be that.
You can do that, fine. If I tell a white person
I'm not a nigger
and they say,
hey, if you want to go be a dog.
People really identify with animals now.
You're talking about the guy in China
who wants to be a dog.
Yeah, and people...
It's a scary slope.
It's a scary slope
because what's gonna happen...
And adults are saying
there's an adult
that said he identified...
An adult saying that
he wants to be
a six-year-old child.
He's identifying with a child.
A six-year-old child.
So where do we draw the line?
Like, it's starting to be
a scary, slippery slope.
He ain't...
He ain't...
This guy that identifies
saying he's a six-year-old child.
Whenever I hear
this kind of conversation
come up where Neo's
talking about, you know,
a five-year-old child
saying that, you know,
if they're sex-wise,
they're a boy,
and they say,
Daddy, I want to be a girl
or whatever the case is.
I've actually interviewed
a couple of trans people before. Me too and i asked them my first question
was literally like at what age did you feel like you were assigned the wrong sex that you know and
they were like five six four i'm doing a little bit of research real quick i'm sorry to cut you
out it sounds like medically they don't do anything like you were saying until after puberty
like 18 right maybe 17 yeah maybe at 14 15 after you started puberty you can start taking some
hormones yes yes so yeah like hormone blockers i can see how a trans person or someone got it
uh allied allied with that community would be offended by them saying that they're happening
doing this at five years old got it got you Got it. But making the decision of like.
By the way, there are 72 genders.
72.
I just Googled them.
Oh, okay.
72 of the gender.
Like Mel said, she's interviewed people and they said they knew at four or five, you know, six years old that they were assigned the wrong gender.
So now let's say the parent wants to be progressive and say, okay, I believe you were assigned the wrong gender.
I'm going to start now treating you as something else,
the other gender,
right?
That could be playing a part into that way before puberty and everything gets
here.
No.
Yeah.
But we're not talking about medically.
Their beef was medically in the,
letting the child make a decision that could the child is making a decision
by the time we get in.
Chopping off peepees. Like they, they said, child make a decision because the child is making the decision. By the time we get into that, by the time the child get into that.
They said chopping off
peepees.
So I can see why a
trans person would be
offended by that because
you're basically saying
that, you know, when
you get an adult, when
you turn 18, that's
when you're able,
adult, when you become
an adult.
Why New York niggas
can't say that word?
Stop making jokes and
taking away, stop
stepping on my point,
nigga.
I was saying it for a
long time. When you become an adult, you make a decision. So to say that word Stop making jokes And taking away Stop stepping on my point Nigga I was saying it for a long time
When you become an adult
There's no E
You make a decision
So to say that
Basically
It would be
Looked as inhumane
To chop off a child's
Genitalia
And you know
That looks crazy
So trans people
Probably saying that
But these people
Or persons
Is sure that they wanna
Have a different sex to have a different sex
or be a different sex.
So you shouldn't say that,
put us in an immoral category.
Because if you chop off a child,
penis is immoral.
I don't give a fuck what you say.
If that was the case,
but obviously you did the research,
it doesn't happen like that.
It's not happening in youth.
So look, I understand.
I'm not looking at it different now.
It might not happen that early,
but at 13, 14 14 15 years old you
start administering certain drugs they give them hormones you know into the process like hormone
blockers we did it okay this will be a no parts of them shit. You guys look like it. But we did it. OK.
Yeah, yeah.
Yo, man, this is supposed to be a place of freedom here, man.
Come on, man.
No, it isn't.
No, it ain't. That's the biggest crock of shit there is.
Stop, man.
You get me tight.
That's the biggest crock of shit there is?
Ain't no place of freedom.
When we start talking, you had to be giving a look.
I'm staying away from this.
Nah, nigga, I stand on that ledge.
Well, go ahead.
Niggas don't agree.
You don't have to agree with that shit.
Go ahead, then.
All right.
OK, question.
Y'all stifling me, then. As a human, y'all stifling me. Question for you. Question for shit Go ahead then Alright Cause y'all stifling me then
As a human
Question for you
Cover your face
Y'all stifling me
Nobody's stifling you
We telling you to go ahead
I feel stifled
Well unstifled
Go ahead
I feel hot now
Flip
I need some help
Sure
So you got the 72 genders
Up there
Correct
Thank you for calming me down
You're welcome
Is pansexual
in there? Yes.
Okay, so
Wayne Brady has come out
as pansexual and he says
quote unquote, I'm doing this for me.
Tell Wayne Brady football season's starting soon.
What?
What's pansexual mean?
Okay, so pansexual is
apparently somebody who is attracted
to just people.
When you bust them on the stove.
That's a dangerous place to have sex.
No, it ain't.
It got me a lot of countertop action.
Countertop? Not the stove.
It ain't hot.
Y'all got the little flat shits with the glass on them.
My mom got electric stoves, man.
Wayne Brady is opening up about his long road to self-discovery and how his daughter and
his ex-wife are showing him acceptance.
I love all people equally, and now that includes myself.
So what is pansexual?
Pansexual means that you are attracted.
That's when you're attracted to everything.
You're sexually attracted to.
Guys, girls, animals, transgenders. So what is pansexual? Pansexual means that you are attracted to everything. You're sexually attracted to...
Guys, girls, animals, transgenders...
We're not going...
We're not going to say animals.
That is what pansexual means.
Please Google that fact.
Does pansexual include animals?
Because I feel like that might be bestiality and...
Why not?
Why not?
Pansexual is attracted To all
And can love on all
Animals included
That's illegal then
Alright well I don't want to rat them
To Wayne Brady he says
Pan means being able to be attracted
To anyone who identifies as gay, straight, bi
Transsexual or non-binary
Alright not animals
So it's only humans
He's attracted to all humans He's like super bi transsexual or non-binary. All right, not animals. Yeah, so it's only humans. Okay. Humans.
All humans.
All humans.
He's like super bi.
Sexually or romantically attracted to people regardless of their sex or gender.
Okay, there we go.
He doesn't want to say he's bisexual.
He's super bi.
I guess he's super bi.
But that's not bisexual.
What is not bi?
That's not bisexual.
Pansexual and bisexual are not the same.
Because there's a such thing as asexual, right?
Well, asexual means you ain't fucking nobody.
So you could be attracted to that person.
Bisexual people.
Come on, because we don't need to do this.
I don't know.
Bisexual people like guys and girls.
Not transgendered humans.
Correct.
Correct.
I stand corrected.
So he is not bi.
Pansexual means I love who I love.
Yeah.
Okay.
Salute.
Thank you.
And they can be attracted to somebody that is agender.
They might equally find a female, male, or gender-fluid person attractive.
So in a bisexual thing, you're saying that they won't find a gender-fluid person attractive.
It'll just be a man or a woman.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
Salute.
Yeah, salute.
Y'all so ignorant
on this shit
I can't even get my jokes
off during these times
y'all
can't joke
how you joke
y'all
he don't wanna jump in
while we hot
like I get it
no go ahead and joke
it's a smart move
I'll go right there
like both of y'all
y'all can go joke
I can joke
cause y'all
no
every time we start
joking like this
oh
I got a headache
and then we turn around looking at, oh, I got a headache.
And then we turn around looking at this nigga while he have a headache.
Now we got headaches.
I've been telling people for years that Wayne Brady.
I want to know why Wayne Brady think that that was a secret.
On whose line is this anyway?
That was my line the whole show.
Yeah, this nigga. Yo, you can't play this song.
Nigga's what?
Pen.
Play the song, nigga.
Nigga's a pen.
Oh, My Friend is Gay, that song?
Shout out to Wayne Brady, man.
Shout out to Wayne Brady.
Shout out to Wayne Brady.
Come on, we have some hip hop shit going on.
Y'all unpack
some shit, boy.
Oh, y'all watched
the live stream.
The Travis Scott concert.
Travis Scott live stream, which took place at
Circus Maximus in Rome.
No, that was the name of the song.
Yeah, that's what everybody tried to argue me.
I know.
Laptop here for a reason.
So how was it?
Come on.
That shit was amazing to me.
He started off with a lot of the records off of the new project.
Brought Kanye out.
And they did a record off of Donda.
Crowd fully.
One thing I hate about live streams is the crowd
don't be into it. I don't know if it's just
the way... No, you heard this. That's why
I was like, holy shit. A lot of live streams, they don't
put the mic in the crowd or don't mix it properly.
It sounds like it's crickets out there.
I'm saying not even...
It ain't even got to be hearing it. They don't be
amped up enough for certain records.
If you don't hear it, you're not going to tell if
they're amped up. No, you can,
when they show the crowd
and you're not jumping
at certain songs,
I'm talking about just that
the energy don't look,
it don't translate
on the screen.
Not even what I'm hearing.
Got it.
This crowd was turnt
from the minute
he walked on the stage
and the show was like
an hour and 45 minutes
or something.
And he went through,
but by the second half
of that show,
every time I'm like,
all right, they can't get, the energy can't get no higher than this.
He might have went up at least six more notches after that.
This was a fire, fire, fire, fire show.
I'm mad I didn't know that it was taking place because I would have actually purchased the stream.
Where was it purchasable at?
On his website.
Okay.
Indie?
Yeah.
It was on his website.
You purchased the stream for $15.
Well, yeah.
But usually they go through Amazon or someone like that.
It wasn't any of the majors.
It was purchased directly through him.
And I don't know.
I don't think you're getting that money.
Spanky.
Oh, no, no, no.
You can look at this and tell.
Just the production.
Money, that's what he calls it.
This was a lot of money put into the show.
I saw the crowd. The crowd looked like they were super duper interested. $ you. Just a production. That's what he calls it. This was a lot of money put into the show. I saw the crowd.
The crowd looked like they were super duper duper interested.
60,000.
Wow.
But isn't that like, I'm just asking, isn't that reflective and synonymous of overseas
crowds anyway?
Because they don't necessarily get superstar appearances as frequently as we do.
So every time I see somebody in concert overseas, the crowd is going absolutely ap apeshit I've toured Europe and the crowds are very active in life
especially for hip-hop yeah especially for hip-hop they love hip-hop so but him
like his crowds over here are like that that's just what he do got it his crowds
are if they would have got that Egypt show off it would have looked like that
I would like to see a Travis show at some point. I go every time.
He's on my list of people that when they tour,
I got to go.
Because he brings an experience to the actual show.
That's what it looks like.
It's not just, I'm on stage, these are the slaps.
I mean, if you're in some old Coliseum shit,
that's automatically an experience.
And then he goes even more?
Yeah. Like I said,
I'm just talking
about regular arena tour.
Right.
The last Astro World tour.
Fucking roller coasters.
Roller coasters.
Stage over here,
stage over there.
He grabs a fan out the crowd,
puts him on a roller coaster,
ride him around.
He got curtains that drop down,
3D graphics floating
all over the place.
It's an experience.
Oh yeah?
He went and got
them roller coasters
out of storage.
Oh, he's got some balls on him.
He went and got the roller coasters out of storage?
Oh, this was prior to that.
All right now.
Dang.
Don't get cute, Travis.
He didn't do no roller coasters at this.
He better watch it.
Go ahead.
Keep on playing.
That shit was amazing, though.
Like, I was in there turnt, just in the crib watching this shit.
Oh, yeah, I forgot about this one.
Oh, shit, this one, too.
Shit.
I'm staying far the fuck away from them shits.
Any Travis concert.
I'll be there.
I'll be in the back, though.
I'm claustrophobic.
No, I don't do that.
See, and that's the other thing about his shows.
He does, you know how you do, like, floor seating?
Dope.
GA.
The entire floor.
Because I want that mosh pit
look and something else that was different I did notice he learned so normally he'll bring a fan
out stage bring a fan on the stage amp them up to go stage dive mm-hmm so he bought the dude on
stage well didn't Duke allegedly just climbed up he like yo how'd you get up here he making it like
he don't know dudes on stage and he's like all right if you're gonna be here you gotta turn up
so the record drops and the dude is just he's like stop yo you gotta turn up so the dude said
i want to dive in the crowd he was like oh i can't tell you to do that but you gotta turn up
as soon as the beat dropped what do you think he did probably jumped in the crowd
so i'm like all right he ain't inciting shit no more.
He learned his lesson about what to say.
Yeah, yeah.
Protect yourself from, you know, liabilities and stuff.
But no, that show was great.
I sent the link to everybody.
Mel immediately responds.
What'd you say, Mel?
I said it was boring.
Damn.
I never watched a Travis Scott show, neither.
That's my point, is maybe my expectations were...
Beyonce just left here.
I mean, if the bar is that high inside my head,
I guess I just didn't know what to expect.
She ain't never...
Okay.
I know she did not, but you know what I'm saying?
Him going crazy with Beyonce.
Beyonce puts on an incredible show.
And so I'm just like, it's just him on the stage.
Listen, the set was dope.
The set was dope, but I was just like, it's just him on the stage.
She was like, it's not Beyonce or Usher.
I'm like, you want background dancers and choreography?
It's Travis Scott.
I mean, Beyonce.
Maybe my expectations were just ill-placed.
Are you familiar
with his music?
Like what he is
at a show?
No, we're not.
That's why.
Travis Scott is
high, high energy.
Think Mosh Pit.
Got it.
It's like rock star shit.
Got it.
Yeah, that's what it is.
And his songs are good.
Oh yeah,
and his songs are great.
Well, to some of us.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Some of us.
I've grown out of like with Utopia a little bit.
Maybe it was just a bad trip in the car.
I don't know.
There was a lot of traffic.
The production is still absolutely amazing.
It's just what he did, like, lyrically.
I know you don't listen to Travis Scott for lyrics,
but usually he's doing a lot more melodically.
Don't try to disarm us of our response argument.
Okay, get your response ready.
Usually he does more melodically.
He rapped more on this album
and it doesn't really have
much replay value to it.
And I said that.
And usually albums grow on me.
And people said that.
A lot of people said that.
Parks isn't independent.
This is growing off of me.
Wow.
Like I said,
the production is still amazing.
Vocal production is amazing.
Mix sounds,
everything sounds great,
but there's nothing there
to sink your teeth into.
So it's not melodic enough?
Is that what you're saying?
It's not.
The vocals, the lyrics are not that interesting for me to go back and listen to time and time again,
as opposed to his previous works that had a lot more going on vocally.
He would do melodies in the middle of his shit more.
He would do—his rapping was probably a little bit better.
I don't know.
His rapping has never been the interest for me.
Yeah, that's what I'm like.
What do you mean by lyrically? Like, lyrically, as in the words he said? He didn't rely—this album, he's rapping a lot more better. I don't know. His rapping has never been the interest for me. Yeah, that's what I'm like. What do you mean by lyrically?
Like, lyrically, as in the words he said?
He didn't rely.
This album, he's rapping a lot more than he did on previous albums.
Like, he used to be a lot more, I wouldn't say R&B, because it's not R&B.
Whatever that alternative hip-hop singing with the fucking weird effects on it.
He did that.
That was more, a higher percentage on previous albums.
This album, I don't know if he does that really at all, barely.
He do it for a little bit,
but.
I know what happened with Parks.
That little Kanye cheat sheet came out
that spoke about
the origin of all these Travis Scott songs.
Yeah.
Why would that?
I'm a comedy stan.
I know,
but you're an engineer too.
I think that as time went on, you was like,
uh, this is that and that's that.
No, not at all.
No, get this out of here.
That shit was mad.
It's like, oh, this one has Kanye's being engineer on it.
It's like, he always worked with Mike Dean.
Like, that cheat sheet was stupid.
Travis left Earth with Astroworld,
so that album just had replay value for years and years and years and years.
I think it was going to be impossible to duplicate that.
I'm saying he left from Rodeo.
Well, actually, I'll go days before Rodeo.
Yeah, that was Rodeo.
Birds in a Trap and Astroworld.
So it could be a peak.
Yeah.
But this album is still great to me.
I still listen to Utopia.
I have my favorites.
I got a couple that I just get proud of.
There's a couple shits on there.
I'm not shitting on the whole project.
It just wasn't as amazing as the first time I heard it.
Pause.
Let me ask you a question, pause.
Shoot.
So a lot of times when somebody has a classic album, right,
they can never duplicate that.
Are there any anomalies?
Are there anybody that had one classic album
and then the second album was even better than the classic?
It's rare, but it's happened.
Either the second album or just in general?
Second album or in general.
Has anybody made like back-to-back, let's say three.
Kanye West.
Kanye West.
So it got better after?
Yeah.
He got better album over album
well actually
the second album
was probably not as good
as the first album
but
it was great
it was great
but Graduation
then My Dark Beautiful
Fantasy
Kanye West
Nas
right away
Nas
Nas
Nas first two albums
are
but I'm just saying
in terms of
so it got better
a lot of people feel
yeah Stomatic also
would by some be considered a classic I'm just saying, in terms of... So we got better. A lot of people feel... Yeah, Stillmatic also would, by some, be
considered a classic. I'm just saying, for what he said.
Second album, better. Classic, second album
better than the first one. Second album, that's rare.
There's a lot of people that feel like it was written
as better than Illmatic. I'm one of them.
That's not an uncommon take.
So that's what I'm saying, in terms of somebody that has a
classic and did better the next album.
There's a couple people that agree.
Dr. Dre. Yes, Dre. The Chronic, and then 2001 is light years better than classic and did better the next album there's a couple people that agree goes for shit dr yes
dre is the chronic and then 2001 is light years better than um chronic let me think of who else
yeah you wanna if you wanna count uh kendrick's first actual album the good kid mad city would be
much better than the first true Drake Drake yeah it's happening
it happens
for sure
okay
but it is
there's a
sophomore slump
that is
that people talk about
like Joe says
all the time
you got your whole life
to make your first album
so a lot of people
put so much into it
that that first album
be everything
and then
now you're on a label's time for your second album not just that now you just for
running you doing other stuff you just trying to catch up to what you did
shit GZ's first album is a classic Tia 101 I don't have it as his best album
though I have recession as his best album, though. I have Recession as his best album.
But people do it.
Somebody tell me about the I Don't Care Off.
Oh, yeah.
Summer Walker and Meech.
After the... Breakup.
Yeah, after the breakup,
it appears that they just trying to I Don't Care each other.
Out I Don't Care each other.
So she out with her crew and extra turning up.
She doing headstands, popping pussy on the car, on the stage.
Like she wilding, he posting with the new chick, licking his face.
They just trying to, who can, I don't care the other one.
Who's winning?
Subbing each other back and forth while doing these things
to make it seem like we don't care.
We're not thinking about the other one when you clearly care care i got him way up on this scoreboard if there's
a score well i didn't even know there was a i don't care off because i think the girl just be
front and sometimes like the nigga really don't care well not the girl but in this instance the
girl but there's always one party that's not front well Or that don't care as much as the other.
I think in this instance, that's him.
I only have him up because she did all that turning up and going out and cursing him out.
And I'm not done with cheaters, yada, yada, yada.
But she's counting all his bitches.
Like the next morning, she says, this is bitch number five.
I thought you ain't care.
You down.
If you don't care, don't care.
And bitch number five,
oh, so four was the limit?
Like, what are you saying?
I don't, I'm not clear on what that's saying.
And by now, for me, it's predictable
after the big public breakup
for one of the parties to publicly look doofy.
And in this instance,
I just don't think it's me.
They tried to catch him at the summer concert.
He wasn't even looking at her. He's hurt.
He's looking at the TV or some other shit, minding
his business. His cousin that he was
helping with the groceries still got
body-ody-ody-ody.
Fire.
Some cantaloupe. I seen Summer's
body and I seen
her,
the cousin's body.
So,
what you want me to say?
You'd help with the groceries too.
You know what I mean?
And they say in the Caribbean.
And I'm going in
with the groceries.
Yeah,
you gotta help put them in.
Yeah,
you gotta put them up.
See,
that countertop.
Some shit,
some shit,
you know,
be up on a high shelf
in the counter,
you know,
in the cabinet.
Like,
I just can't read.
Was that it for the
I don't care?
Yeah,
that was it. I say in a roller skate, the I don't care? Yeah, that was it.
I say in a roller skate,
and I ain't see her
popping pussy,
but okay.
No,
she was in the club.
She was on a stage.
No,
they went to the club.
She was on the couch.
She might have been
shooting a video too,
though.
That's why I don't.
Might have been a video.
They did a lot.
They did a lot,
that little run right there.
Could have been.
I don't know.
No word on
Tori's sentencing yetencing yet right I haven't seen
it I keep checking refreshing my shit all day yesterday or she was dragging to you got to be
like six seven o'clock I'm like well yeah cuz the judge read all of those letter character letters
character reference letters like in court yes and then seven. Yeah. Then people had to speak, take the stand.
Then his dad said a prayer like, I don't know, some wild shit going on.
Those jurors must be, that had to have been a boring day in court.
He's going to read all these letters right now?
I originally thought they was going to smoke him.
But after hearing what the judge said, well, I didn't hear it,
but I read the transcript of what the judge said,
I think this time is going to be much lighter than I expected.
What did he say?
So the judge was saying the things that he's taking into consideration.
And the one that really stood out for me
was he was like, how he was acting,
he didn't show any remorse throughout the entire process but i'm not gonna hold it against them because you are to presume uh innocent
so you are to act innocent if you're on trial so i'm not holding that against them because that
was my big thing like dog you didn't even act like you was You know
Sorry
Yeah you just
You just was
Antagonizing and moving on
Like
I ain't did shit
Cause he
Felt that
Yeah but
I'm lost
On my part
You said the judge said
That he was acting
He didn't show any remorse At all But he was supposed to feel like that And the judge was saying Yeah the judge said that he was acting he didn't show any remorse at all but he was supposed
to feel like that and the judge was saying yeah the judge was saying like yo i i'm not holding
that against you because you're supposed to act as if you didn't do anything so once i read that
i was like oh and then he said he is going to take into account the 70 letters and um the people
saying how he was a pillar of the community and his family and I'm taking all this account also going to take into account what that you did
antagonize her in music and on social media so I think it's going to be a middle ground it's not
going to be a smoke like I originally thought it's not gonna be a 15 to you well I think they
were looking at 13 I My original guess was 9
or more.
I don't think it's going to be that high now.
I wasn't sure why y'all was thinking they was going to kill him.
I thought so because
when you waste, I don't want to call it waste
of court time, but when you drag things
out like that, like when they offer you a plea,
you don't take the plea, you take
it to trial, you lose. You piss them off.
You piss them off. You piss them off.
And the antagonizing and the antics and all of that,
even the little shit like Pop's explosion
and what Pop said afterwards,
all that shit work against you.
So they will,
all right,
now we pissed off
and it's the discretion of them.
I ain't think they was going to smoke them
because in a city like L.A.,
they get violent crimes.
Like, really, not saying that this wasn't that,
but they get, like, real murderers, motherfuckers,
that'll air a whole laundromat out and shit like that.
And they might get 15 years.
So for whatever took place, and for what his charges are,
his charges aren't shooting her.
Is there a minimum? Is that a thing?
Yeah, they got minimums.
Meg put a statement out, though.
Yeah, Meg put out a statement.
So it says he lied to anyone who would listen.
Mercy is for people who show remorse.
And this is a tweet from a court reporter who's been reporting on the case consistently and extensively.
Megan said she struggled with whether to attend in person and her absence should be seen as her preserving her mental well-being.
She said since Tory shot her, I've not experienced a single day of peace.
He lied to anyone who would listen.
And Megan said mercy is for people who show remorse and that Lane Lane's has showed none she thanked the LA County District Attorney's Office for
their support and she wants the sentence to be a message to any for everyone in
terms of like you know violence against women well we'll be watching it and
again I walk back I don't think it's going to be nine or more.
Well, we shall see.
We shall see.
We shall see.
In real time.
Indeed.
Should be coming through the pipe anytime soon.
Yeah.
But I think the courts received like 72 letters of support
from a bunch of different people,
inmates that are currently housed with Tory Lanez
and also Iggy
Azalea. She wrote a letter of support
and she asked the
judge to not give him a life
destroying sentence.
And there's our rumor report.
The internet
didn't like that. Yeah. They did not
like the fact that she wrote that letter.
Yeah. Why? Why? Because they fact that she wrote that letter. Yeah.
Why?
Because they felt like she was being a hypocrite.
Because of her experience with her child's father, Playboy Cardi,
and the accusations that she leveled against him in terms of domestic violence, they felt like it was hypocritical of her to send a letter of support
for somebody who's accused of a crime that was violent against a woman.
So it's kind of like you've experienced this.
So why would you be on the side of supporting the person who's accused of this?
And she responded.
She said, for the record, I have not been in touch with Tori for months.
I have no reason to be, but I do wish him well.
I don't support
anyone. This whole thing is full of oddities. My letter never mentioned anything in regard to what
happened that night. I was told this was for a judge only, yet it is being discussed in public.
I never intended to publicly comment. I am not in support of throwing away anyone's life. We can
give reasonable punishments that are
rehabilitable instead i support prison reform period i was asked to write about my genuine
experiences and the type of punishment i think he deserves i did it's not really that interesting
but i understand why it's i understand why it's being sensationalized i'll see you next week to discuss pizza toppings, I suppose, LOL.
Okay.
I agree with what she's saying.
Just because I said I don't think this person's life should be destroyed over this, don't mean I support them.
It's so emotional, this case here.
That's really what it is. It's a far, it's either far on this side or far on that side.
Either you want him underneath the jail or you want him free.
You know, it's like there's no middle road with this case.
And who knows?
Yeah, so that's all we got on it.
We'll find out the verdict when you guys do.
Today?
Great. Now let's talk about Dre when you guys do. Today? Great.
Now let's talk about
Dre and Jalen Green.
Talk about some fun shit,
please.
It's been a whole bunch
of homophobic,
what is transgender,
did he do it
under the jail?
This is wild shit.
Sniper,
professional
and extraordinary
Dre. She's on that list. She is. One of the women I told y'all to do it. Sniper, professional and extraordinaire, Drea.
She's on that list.
She is.
One of the women I told y'all to do it.
Mm-hmm.
Think she's back?
Back.
She never left the list.
She never left the list.
Drea is a...
Hall of Famer?
Definitely.
Yeah.
She's definitely in the Hall of Famer? Definitely. Yeah. Definitely in the Hall of Fame.
And she was seen in a picture with Jalen Green,
who was the young star player for the Houston Rockets
that was on camera dry humping his teammate.
And he did some other stuff with his teammate
that I won't get into.
Little Dwighty.
But that's what was going on there.
So now there's a picture of Drea And this young man walking
And Drea is 17 years older than the young man
So that was all the story
That this guy's 21
She's 38
What are you doing?
I was just coming in here
To toss this to Mel
Women?
Mel She's being a snitch What? I was just coming in here to toss this to Mel. Winning? Mel.
She being a snitch?
What?
We don't know.
They could have just been hanging out.
He could be.
That's true.
He could be, I don't know, helping her with groceries.
I don't know.
I don't know what's happening here.
Could be going grocery shopping.
Exactly.
It could be completely innocent.
Put your big boy shorts on.
And that cucumber and that hummus.
Turn up, man.
What?
You know what that is?
Wait, what'd you say?
Shut the fuck up, your brother.
Please just shut the fuck up.
I was letting that go.
Because I don't even know how that made.
I was trying to pick.
Connecting the celery to the hummus.
Fuck your old dog.
Yeah, that is a big age group She's a sniper
Age difference
She's a sniper
She's fucking gorgeous
She is
So why when it comes to
Okay alright
So because she looks good
What?
You understand
The sniper vision
I mean she's
From what I understand
She's single
He's single.
Got it.
I feel like they're grown ass people who could make these decisions and do what they want.
Respect.
Maybe it kind of helps his image, his current image right now to be seen walking with Drea.
If I didn't use up all my male attacks in the last month, I would attack right now.
I mean, you're probably saying if the roles were reversed and this was a 21-year-old woman and a 38-year-old man, people would be like, blah, blah, blah.
They'd be saying, blah, blah, blah.
Grooming?
What's blah, blah, blah?
That.
No, no.
What y'all are about to say?
We didn't say anything.
Why you can't just say it
so we don't have to say it.
You gave Leo a hard time
for running around
with younger women.
Did I really?
I believe so.
I kind of said
that it was like
it's the consistency
in which it happens.
She didn't give him a hard time.
She said that...
Listen, here's the thing.
I love Leo.
Okay?
We were just talking about
the consistency
in which he dates
women that are
significantly younger than him. They stay the same age. He just keeps on getting older. But we're not talking about the consistency in which he dates women that are significantly younger than him.
They stay the same age.
He just keeps on getting older.
But we're not talking about Leo right now.
Talking about Drea.
We're talking about Drea.
Drea.
We're talking about Drea.
I mean, we just don't know.
We saw one photo of them walking together.
They might have actually been like, oh, hey, how you doing?
They have a rumor to be dating.
Okay, it's a rumor.
True.
Where's the rumor from?
Cock sources?
That's hate.
Can you react to the rumor?
Hmm?
That's what we do up here.
Can you react to the rumor?
We just guessing.
She's in support, guys.
I don't understand.
She's in support.
She supports an old school.
Take the bold stance.
A 38-year-old having a 21 year old.
Then I would like her to say that
so we can move on.
Have her head
hanging over the bed.
If that's her take,
I want to hear it.
I don't know
if that's her take though.
It's not really my take.
I'm not going to let you
put words in her mouth.
It's really like
my take that people
can do whatever the hell
they want to do.
If they are like
consenting adults,
knock yourself out.
And not double standard.
I'm not even going there
with the fucking double standard.
Exactly.
Me personally,
I'm not dating a 21-year-old.
Why would you not date a 21-year-old?
Nigga, rock your world, man.
Sorry.
Buff off.
I'm sorry.
It slipped.
I just don't,
I don't think that we would have
anything in common.
Mel would come to work with him.
She'd be flipping on air shit
and all that shit.
She'd curse all of us out. 21-year-old rock band world.
She starts feeling like she...
She starts talking about cons and that and all
that shit. All that shit.
You saw that shit on YouTube?
Why you asking that?
Just curious. I was just curious.
You said you wouldn't date a 21-year-old.
I was wondering, what about the 21-year-old would...
Dating a 21...
Yeah.
No.
Because I don't think that we would have anything in common.
Do you believe that it's something...
Would you date a...
What?
17.
Come on, it's a cat.
29.
No, I'm going up.
The other way.
No.
On top of the...
On top of her age.
I want to put 17 on top of her age.
Oh, yeah, let me tell you something. 63. Wait, wait, wait. on top of her age. I want to put 17 on top of her age.
Oh, yeah, let me tell you something.
Wait, wait, wait, let me tell you something.
So my girlfriend showed me a picture of her friend's father,
and I was like, ooh, he's handsome, distinguished gentleman.
She was like, how old is he?
She was like, he's 80.
I was like, God, am I there?
Am I there?
No, no, I don't think so.
63.
Nobody, nobody. That meat I don't think so. Nobody. Nobody.
That meat is falling off the bone.
Has it come to that?
You asking your friends
about their dads? No, I wasn't
asking a question. It was a conversation that
was happening. Pictures were being exchanged
and everybody was like, oh, father
is attractive. How old is he?
And then we found out. I was like,
but 63. Does it I was like, oh.
But 63.
Does it matter?
Listen, look, look.
63.
Here's my thing, OK?
Because I just don't want a motherfucker to have ED.
I mean, and I was going to ask, like, is ED cap,
or is it really like a thing?
You were coming in here to ask us about erectile dysfunction?
Yeah.
Because wait, we were talking about earlier, we were talking about how much the military
spends on Viagra, which was really interesting.
You be talking about ED with Mel?
Well, no, Viagra.
We didn't talk about Viagra either.
When y'all be in the kitchen, that's what y'all be talking about?
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
What you talking about, yo?
It was Ish.
She tried to hold you down, nigga.
No, she tried to deflect.
That's what it was.
No, my bad.
No, no, no, no.
That was fire.
That was fire.
I respect that.
I respect the game.
Ice, I'm sorry.
I gotta respect the game.
It was Ish.
I gotta publicly tell the story.
Yeah, me and Ice was Viagra.
Ice was lost.
When Ice was walking me to my car.
No.
It was Ish that showed me a statistic car. No. It was,
Isha showed me a statistic that the military spends
a significant,
like millions of dollars
on Viagra for the military.
I was like.
Oh,
you rocked your world
with that one, right?
Why do you know that?
And why are you texting
that to people?
I didn't text her.
We were going over topics
and it was a topic.
Why are you texting that
to Melissa?
About military spending budgets.
It was a budget thing of military spending and the Melissa? About military spending budgets It was a budget thing
A military spending
And the military spent
46 million dollars on Viagra
Why?
They spent like
3 or 4 million dollars
On snow crab legs
What did they spend with Caesar?
I don't know
Let's get to that
And how much they get back
Hey come on
They might have got a hard one I don't know Holy shit they get back. Hey, come on. Don't look at my boy.
They might have got a hard one.
I don't know.
Holy shit.
Stupid, yo.
Cesar, you better
stop this.
Cesar, man.
Nah, for real.
Then he came out
and thanked his wife.
Man, don't come out
and thank him
for holding me down.
Yeah, I bet.
You better get
them niggas that money.
But anyway.
All right, why are we talking about the military's erectile dysfunction again?
What's going on?
Come on, Mel.
Lead us to where we're going.
Oh, no.
So we were talking about, you know, dating like older men.
And then it's just like, you know, ED comes up.
She acts as ED a real thing, but we wouldn't know.
I don't know.
No?
You guys have never had experiences with ED?
Statistically, as many men are in the room,
one of y'all has had an experience.
All right, now, when we start doing that to you?
Hey, I'm down for this door to open.
No, wait, no.
I'm down for this door to open.
No, statistically with the-
I don't want to hear damsel in distress nothing.
Statistically with the number-
Get off.
Statistically with the number of men that are in
this room
and that room, yeah, you guys.
This room? Somebody
has had a situation
with ED. Multiple people based on
stats. Yes.
So talk about it. Well, that's true. Two of us got herpes
too. Let's just throw all the stats out there.
That's true.
I've had situations
with ED, but that goes without
saying because I was on Perk 30s.
All of us out there on Perk
30s have stories about
ED.
I thought it said in reverse.
Sometimes. And sometimes
it ain't. I think it's like
whiskey dick. Sometimes it's mm, and sometimes
it's like, aw. like Well what about that 40 plus
Wait
That 40 something plus box
I heard get a little dry
I'm just saying
If we gonna go there
We can go there dog
Thank you Flip
Thank you Flip
Yo here lies Yo here lies the problem.
You can't say that to her.
I'm saying herein lies the problem.
Holy crap!
See?
See, yo?
You're going to die.
That's a shot, man.
That's more than a walk.
Yo, see?
You can't say that.
Yo, the funniest shit in the world is seeing wild, rambunctious Flip trying to put that
chair on the table
nice and soft.
He was like...
So the ladies could question our ED,
but we can't question their DB.
They...
I'm asking.
No?
They can question our ED, we can't question their DB.
What's DB?
Dry box, nigga
I'm just gonna say one
No, we can't, I don't think
I literally just wanna say one word to you
Alright, it's cool
Deflection
That was a literal definition of deflection
I was asking a question
And you answered it with a question
I didn't answer it at all You answered it with a question. I didn't answer it at all.
You answered it
with a question.
Y'all say it's me.
What?
No, they don't.
They don't?
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
They say it's us,
but it's fine.
They say it's the two of us
and I have shut up for weeks.
I never heard that
Romano issue, man.
What?
Women over 40.
I never heard that. Okay. Okayhmael. What? Women over 40. I never heard that.
Okay.
Okay.
Do you mean over 40?
Is this something because they eat something or?
Is it dietary?
All right, we're done with Dre and Jalen Gray.
Yeah, I think we're done with that.
Did anybody see the Reason video that's making its waves right now?
I did.
I didn't see it.
Reason did a – you said you did?
No, I said I saw it.
I saw it.
Reason and I guess TDE's president and top son, Moose.
Moosa.
Moosa did Figmunity.
No.
Back on Fig.
Not Figmunity.
It was back on Fig.
Reason did.
Reason did it, and they called Musa on the phone
And
Basically
They should have never gave
Black people microphones yo
It's our fault
Your fault
It's not my fault
I didn't put a microphone
In front of anybody
No but you made everybody
Think they could do it
I ain't tell them to talk
About that bullshit
They be talking about
At all This boy That was I didn do it. I ain't telling them to talk about that bullshit they be talking about.
At all.
This boy, that was... I didn't like this.
I didn't like this.
Okay, well, tell us what happened.
So, kind of when Reason was sitting on here, sitting up here with us,
he told us, you know, he wanted to be consistent.
He wanted to drop more, but basically the label wasn't letting him.
So, he was kind of saying the same thing.
Then they got Musa on the phone, who was kind of saying the same thing then they got musa on the phone who was
kind of telling him he started on him i was trying to say it in the night he started
shooting he did he kind of he kind of took offense to what he said he started on him he
went away from the fact that uh homeboy said yo i can't be more consistent If the label's not letting me Put out music At the frequency
That I want to
And then
The gentleman
Musa said that
Yo
Y'all niggas
That's sitting there
From LA
Can y'all name me
10 reason songs
I hated that
So they started laughing
He like ridiculed
He started ridiculing him
A little bit
And he's like
Yo you keep blaming the label
You keep saying this
This and this
Cause he said something about
Yo I wanted a lotto feature And I wanted the ESTG feature And then Homeboy's like, yo, you keep blaming the label. You keep saying this, this, and this. Because he said something about, yo, I wanted a lotto feature,
and I wanted the ESTG feature.
And then Homeboy's like, all right, so if you would have got the ESTG feature,
what the fuck it was going to do for you?
And that's the thing.
Like, that's your artist, and that's how you feel about your artist.
Then why is he your artist?
And even then, he was dry.
But, I mean, what he was trying to say, and I think he maybe did say a little bit,
is there is no feature that's going to get the job done for you.
Like, you have to work on your base and your foundation
and don't look for the feature to save you.
But if you can't consistently put out music,
how do I build up enough, you know what I'm saying?
He responded to that, too, by saying,
you ain't never stepped to us at any other time.
It was like, yo, let me put some music out.
You wasn't hounding us for nothing.
And he started naming other people that maybe did do that.
I didn't like how he spoke to him either publicly.
Publicly.
Publicly.
Publicly is my only issue.
That is true.
That conversation, unfortunately, is one that happens often between artists and
executive because as the artist nigga why are you not putting out my dialogue why you why my
why i got slaps sitting in my laptop why they can't go out and it's normally the label or some
exec's job to level your head and that's say, yo, don't nobody know your songs.
You want us to put this album out?
It's niggas in LA that can't name,
10 was a lot,
but his point was,
it's niggas in your backyard that are fly with you
that don't know a song,
don't know a single.
We got more work to do.
Putting a lotto,
anybody on the record.
If you have the record,
that's the other thing about records. I don't know, hits may be dead now the record if you have the record that's the other thing about
records i don't know it hits maybe dead now but when you have the record you know it's the record
without any other features you know it it's a feeling that you get but but you yeah but
but when you start getting the features it started going that because because now
niggas gonna push it more no i'm not i'm telling you something that you will only know
if it was your job to get one of those records and then you got you mean as a label no as an
artist because the artist can feel this is it and the label don't believe it true that's what
happens that that's totally different but then you not going to the label saying hey if you put
this person on it then it'll go if the label ain't fucking with it,
the feature ain't about to make the label spend
what they wasn't going to spend.
No, but that's, you said, yo,
if you know, then you know.
The record.
True.
Now, getting that record to work
is different.
But let's say-
I'm talking about finding the record.
But if you think, as an artist,
I'm asking,
like,
if Parks puts out a fire,
he think it's the shit.
In his heart of hearts, he thinks it's the shit.
You the label man, I go to you, I say, yo,
this is the one right here.
He thinks it's the one.
You saying, no, nigga, this is some caca.
Now where are we?
If he thinks it's the one,
work it.
Records have legs.
Labels are wrong all the time.
How do you work it if you won't let him put it out?
That's why they tell you records have legs.
Oh, if you won't let him put them out.
Yeah.
That's something different.
Because that's kind of what he's...
It sounded like Musa heard some things on a press run
that he didn't like from Reason,
took offense to it, and put the
ball back in Reason's court publicly.
I think it was foul to do that publicly.
I think so, too.
Reason handled it very well.
He did.
He did.
Shout out to Reason for how he handled that.
And the other thing I didn't like, because he was like, yo, you keep mentioning day three.
They told us not to sign.
He didn't want us to sign, y'all.
He said you was a substitute teacher.
Yeah, that was super white.
He ain't want us to sign y'all He said you was a substitute teacher
That was why
Again all of his
Even if that is the conversation y'all have
Knowing that
This is public
It don't take place
I saw it and knew that this wasn't some rollout shit
Oh no I didn't think it was
Even though I've said before
You know it's just a common theme
With that label
Where the artists start beefing with
the label about not being able to put out the music.
We used to call it the TDE rollout.
That's the talk that would start the blogs going and then some music would
come,
but this didn't feel that way.
It's we've seen it in the past.
What I can name about three artists over there that started beefing with the
label.
And next thing you know,
it's pick up traction.
And then next thing you know,
here comes some music.
So it started to look
a little more out of place.
But if I'm in a deal,
ish, to get back to what you were saying,
if I'm in a deal
where I cannot release music at all
without coming to you
and kicking it with you
and getting you to sign off on it,
then we in a partnership,
and I agree to that partnership.
It means I trust whatever you got,
whatever your brain say need to happen with this music
after I'm done with it.
So if you say no, then it's just no.
Y'all niggas can't put no music out.
As a creator, I would try to not sign something like that,
but you talking about TDE.
But when you was on Def Jam,
you felt like that.
No. You ain't felt like that. No.
You ain't felt like they trapped you a little bit
and I couldn't put out what I wanted to put out,
et cetera, et cetera.
Whatever I felt on Def Jam, even if the feelings were valid,
I was wrong and I lacked a lot of understanding.
My time on Shady is more comparable to this.
Shady, that was the only time where we would go in the studio
the whole day, work on a million songs,
and when I left, I couldn't leave with none of it.
You couldn't get a copy of it. You can email it to you.
You just forgot because they have control of your music.
That's nuts to me.
But I was the only one flipping and screaming because when you have Eminem or Kendrick or Drake or Beyonce or any of the top
Rihanna when you have that this is the level of security that's going on with any vocals that are
laid in the studio you're not leaving with nothing sorry whatever your fucking plan it'll be no leaks
you'll work on it when you come back here that's nuts to me reason clearly is in that.
Yeah.
And he also said when he came up here that,
yo, I can't, I got a family to feed.
So if you can't put out no music and they stopping you from putting out music,
I could definitely see how after a point
a nigga gonna start kicking and screaming
because whether I signed it or not,
I might not have signed it going into, yo, y'all could have me in a four or five year lapse but
without putting out projects but i do i do i do subscribe to a hit is a hit is a hit is a hit
you need money to take a hit far but if you had that record i when abso came up here and said i got the record that hand in my face shit is the one
that got traction for him commercially on his project did it go as far as hotline bling no but
that don't stop what it was for him and what he needed for that project you'll know when you have
the record you'll know you get a feeling you'll know when you just the record. You'll know. You get a feeling. You'll know when you just hit a beat.
But sometimes as artists, we think that we have one that maybe we don't.
We be wrong.
Yeah.
We be wrong.
That's why I'm saying you'll know.
That's going to come with being wrong sometimes.
And artists machismo and yo, why you not fuck with me?
I'm the hottest shit in the world.
But you'll know when you get the one that, oh, this is going to do it for me differently.
But I agree that the biggest problem is that it was public.
Public shaming.
Publicly shaming your artist.
I don't see how it gained you dividends.
Yeah.
It looks bad on the label.
But no.
What if they don't? And if he is a substitute teacher, guess whose job it is
to fix some of that?
Mm-hmm.
So, I mean,
the indictment is not on him alone
if he's substitute teacher, man.
Did it seem like they want,
they still want him on the label?
I think he,
because he,
he came here,
he expressed
a little bit of displeasure.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, but he was very vague.
He might have been on his press run
expressing this he was very polite about how he was he did he didn't attack the way no he didn't
attack the way so we don't know if that might have been his fourth fifth sixth interview with
different mediums probably expressing his just you know what i mean his displeasure and so now
it's like all right let me give you some pow pow it could have been that
it sounded like it
you know what I'm saying
it could have been
let me give you some pow pow
so
I don't like it
I don't like it either
I just hate
handling that shit
behind doors man
and that's why
execs don't get to
talking publicly
cause they'll
cause they gonna say
some shit
and we ain't gonna understand why he's saying that execs don't get to talking publicly. Because they're going to say some shit. And
we ain't going to understand why he's saying that.
That's true.
But it is their job to serve you the hard truth.
Niggas tell me, when I was
fighting for a day, they go,
this song, look at all these songs.
Nigga, you ain't shit. Did you do this? Did you do this?
The exec is always going to win because there's
so many things you have to do as an artist that
when you start failing and you go to them and they say well did you do this did you do this
did you check all the boxes the answer is never yes as an artist you might not even know some of
those boxes need to be checked facts or you might be expecting the label to check those boxes for
you for you yeah and that's an unreal unrealistic expectation sometimes yeah the day of that is over. The label is only the one-stop shop for you
if we talking about the top,
the top,
top of the top.
The rest of y'all,
y'all have to be able to function as an indie
or do it by yourself.
And then the label will step in
when they feel it's appropriate.
But not you going up there saying,
yo, it's time now, push the button.
Nah.
You don't control when all the millions of dollars
get spent.
Sorry.
It's a tricky game.
It is.
It's a tricky game.
It just always,
it just keeps seeming like
with them though,
with that label,
I don't know if it's,
they run a little more ironclad
over there or something.
I don't know.
They do.
It's just, like everything you say and go
You got to go and almost treat yourself like an indie. You can't do none of that
You can't do it if I can't do no music. I can't you said can't even put a freestyle out at the year
But I disagree that that's that's not true
That's not true. I don't believe all of that. Like, you could harass somebody.
Like, if you just making joints every day,
you could harass somebody every day
for three to five years.
Yo, Chad, I want to put this out.
Yo, I want to bomb my SoundCloud.
I want to put out something every day for the year,
like Crook or,
there's a few people that did that.
But you could come up with a plan
and now go to your partner
and get them to sign off
on what this plan is.
Get their support.
You need their support.
You can't do nothing
without their support.
So go do your job
and then go for the support.
And if you can't do that,
now it's time to go home
and call your lawyer
and say,
hey, let's look at the language.
How do I get out of this?
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
What do you think is next for him?
What should he do next?
I can't say because I'm friends with all of them.
Got it.
I'm friends with Reason.
I love Top.
I love Punch.
Like, I can't say what I think of this.
But Resolve needs to happen.
True indeed.
True indeed.
What else we got?
Oh, we're going to congratulate you
Oh let me get some applause right here
Hold up now
Why you open it for Dre?
We couldn't get a straight take on Dre
For some reason
For some reason we couldn't get a straight take on Dre
Dre did that Dre did that For some reason. For some reason we couldn't get a straight take on Dre.
Dre did that.
Dre did that.
And I'm saying this respectfully, and this is satire.
I know y'all don't know when I'm joking or not.
Dre did this all while leaving her son in the crib that one time to go to the club.
What else Dre did?
Dre done did some foul shit,
and it ain't slow.
That Hall of Fame jacket run down one bit.
Niggas don't give a fuck about none of that.
You left your kid in the house?
Well, I did too.
Niggas was like, oh, good.
You left your kid.
Fuck them kids Oh my lord
That shit
That shit is up there
Yo
Nah Dre is up there
They don't care about
Them bad feet
They don't care about
That bad
The bad cooking
Remember the bad cooking
No
Her feet look
Niggas don't even
Remember nothing
No
Remember I erased
My wholeness
No
Nope
Dre is lit Dre is Dre But He was giving you I raised my wholeness. No. Nope.
Dre is lit, man.
Dre is Dre.
But he was giving you, you know.
Oh, yeah, yeah. We trying to give you some props, man.
Oh, okay.
Props on me.
Billboards, yo.
Props on me.
Billboards, yo.
Talk about it.
Billboards, yo.
I've got it up.
You got it?
I've got it up.
You got a little write-up?
I got the write-up right here.
Billboard magazine, Joe Budden, president, the Joe Budden Network.
It has been a busy year for the Joe Budden Network.
In addition to launching the new live radio music talk show,
Music Lovers Only with Joe Budden on Amazon's live radio app, Amp,
in May 2022, the former rapper's company developed a subscription-based
audience for original content on patreon all while continuing to do his popular all the while
all the while podcast memorize it what's more button ads stopped we've been able to empower
emerging hip-hop and r&b artists on every episode of the Joe Budden podcast during our sleepers pick segments. Giving hosts an opportunity to spotlight new music and artists.
Come on, man. New artists out there. What's good? I give you Mr. Joe motherfucking Budden.
Hey! Turn them up. Turn them up in the headphones. No introduction needed.
No introduction needed, y'all mean?
Familiar face, been around the block a couple times, y'all mean?
Different capacities.
Different venues all around the world.
Y'all mean?
Good to make another list, not even three months after the last list.
Oh man, good to be list friendly.
Feels good.
That's all we're number one did.
I want to shout out to Billboard.
Shout out to the rest of the power players out there.
Talk about it.
The power, it's the power player list.
It's not just a regular list.
Not the regular players.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Maybe next month for regular players.
That's a nice list right there.
Yeah, so Billboard, you know, the real authoritarian.
Is that the word?
Sure, close enough.
And music, authoritarian.
Authoritarian.
Hey!
Billboard jump.
Oh, my God.
Yo, this is a list, right?
Yeah, I'm looking at this.
Who else is on the list?
No, everybody's on this.
This list is reserved for...
This is an elite list.
This is...
I can feel it.
It's corny of me even talking about this list now.
Did they number them or...
No.
Did you guys want to throw out a couple of them?
They gave you the most important people in publishing, in media, in record label, in A&R,
and just all the different categories that make the music business run.
Fire.
Was this the list we were talking about last week?
No.
No?
Okay.
And what I like about this list, though, they also acknowledge the GMs, not just the CEO of the label.
They gave props to basically everybody that makes it run.
That's what's up.
This is fire.
Yeah.
I want to shout out to my sister, Karen Civil.
She's on the list.
Let's go, Karen.
Let's go, Karen.
Go Young Money.
I want to shout out to Tim from Amazon.
He's on the list.
Big Tim.
Tim is the man, man.
One of the people moving and shaking things is a black man at Amazon.
Who else is on there?
Ghazi, of course.
His whole crew.
Tina Davis.
Tina, I love you.
All of the TDE niggas.
Musa, Punch, and his dad.
It's fine.
All of them are there. Julie, Todd, the normal. Mike, Michael, that fine all of them are there
Everybody everybody's there so
shout again, I want to shout out the billboard to people that are
On that list. Thank you. They had it broken down. It's like media, agencies, artists.
It's just, like he said, the entire entertainment industry.
They're all out of money.
That's the whole point.
This is fire.
This is the list of people that you want to spam their DMs if you want to get something done.
I don't think it'll work.
It might work against you.
These people don't check their DMs.
Yeah, no, you shouldn't.
Probably won't.
But these are the people you would want to harass if you saw it.
These are the people you want to know.
No, you want to find out who their people are so that you can spam their addresses.
Yeah, that's true.
So, again, let me hit the round of applause for the Billboard list.
That's a lot of good lists.
Yeah.
Finally.
That's a shot of B-Dot?
No. Just asking. No. It's a shot of BDOT? No.
Just asking.
No.
It's gotta be clear.
Case there was some shots being thrown.
Anybody, does anybody here have shots
that they wanna send to anybody out there?
We need a new shots, we need a shot segment.
They told me I was sending shots on the last Patreon
and I didn't think I was.
Who'd you shoot at?
Remember when I was like, you know,
guest base, not guest base.
I was like, yo, y'all shooting at everybody.
I'm like, man.
Never.
I don't shoot shots.
That was a shot.
That was a shot.
It wasn't a shot.
It was an invisible shot. It might have been target practice,
but he was still shooting.
Never.
The gun is still in the lockbox.
Y'all know Sweetie was a scorecard girl for the Nate Diaz fight?
Yes.
No, I didn't hear that.
You guys knew?
No.
Brown too.
Not even Brown.
Okay.
Congrats.
And she walked out with a man that's around her.
She a little rough out here, huh?
Why y'all looking at me?
I'm just saying.
Damn.
She's beautiful.
Now you understand why I'm talking about that Barbie shit.
Needed that check, nigga.
She probably got paid to do that.
No, now you know why the Barbie shit went the way it did.
Mm-hmm.
Yes.
Chicken or the egg.
Chicken or the egg.
Egg.
No, I agree.
Now you can see it.
We're not putting...
Clear as day.
It's a billion dollar movie right here.
Listen, Sweetie is beautiful.
We're not taking that away from her. It ain't us saying that. It's a billion dollar movie right here. Listen, Sweetie is beautiful. Please,
we not taking that away from her.
I can't.
I don't think she should have been
the ring card girl
for the Nate Diaz fight.
I'm not disagreeing with you,
but you gotta do
what you gotta do to eat.
True.
No, you don't.
Sometimes you cannot eat.
You went to bed plenty of nights
without eating.
Sometimes you go to bed
and don't eat.
Sometimes that perception
that comes along
it's too hard to get off you
yeah
it's too hard to get off you
I'm agreeing with that
and I'll take it a step further
Big Ice
if they had a record
that they felt
really really really really
really really really
strongly about
they wouldn't have put her there
they wouldn't have put her there
the label
they wouldn't have put her there
I agree
and she looked great
she did
she looked great
she's a gorgeous girl
but I do not think that
Sweetie
that's more
that's the Chloe Bailey syndrome
that's the Chloe Bailey move
protect your
protect your artist
yeah
protect your artist
protect your brand
like you ain't gotta be
visible for everything
that's the thing about artists we always wanna be seen that's this Protect your artist. Protect your brand. You ain't got to be visible for everything.
That's the thing about artists.
We always want to be seen.
That's the time we live in now.
They feel like you got to be seen.
If you go a long time without being seen, then you out of here. She walked out with Amanda.
I thought that was a good look when she walked out.
But when she got in the ring, I was thrown off.
I'm like, damn, she look good.
She walked out during the fight?
No, the fight before that, the women's fight,
Amanda Serrano versus Heather, she walked out with Amanda.
Ah, got it.
Yeah.
And she introduced her.
Also, she double banged on Paul's on the-
She might have got a check, though.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
She might have got a check.
She absolutely got a check.
I got a check for the walkout,
and I'm going to get a check for this here.
What else you need me to do?
When we hit the bell?
We need you to say no to some checks.
We need you to say no to some checks.
Nigga, them bills.
Them bills ain't trying to hear that.
At some point, nigga, you got a whole nigga.
You want me to tell you how many verses she got about getting money from the niggas?
All of them.
Verses.
Nigga, real life and rap.
Lifestyle.
Lifestyle.
Real life and rap.
Lifestyle.
Real life and rap.
Niggas sold bricks in they raps.
Lifestyle.
Nigga couldn't even bag up a clip.
Go get that money.
Go get that money from a nigga.
I'm not even saying you're a nigga.
Go get that money from a nigga.
Conor McGregor shot a shot, though.
Shooting a shot.
At Saweetie?
Yeah.
He got a bag.
That'll help with some bills.
That surely will.
And I don't even like the implication
that she need help with bills.
I just don't think that she should have done that.
You mean the ring card part?
Yeah.
That's it.
In terms of a look.
Do y'all care?
Oh, go ahead.
I was going to say congratulations
to Ciara and Russell Wilson.
You don't even know
who you're congratulating.
No.
And they're expecting
their fourth child.
Mm-hmm.
The way that women know sports.
Tell it to Ciara and her husband.
Whoever that guy is.
Russell Skip Wilson.
What's his name? What'd guy is. Russell Skinsky.
Russell Skinsky.
Russell Wilson?
Russell Wilson.
She's pregnant.
They're having their fourth child together.
Congrats.
Congrats again.
Okay.
Shout out to Sierra.
It's great y'all fucking.
What do y'all
think about Makonnen versus everybody?
Makonnen?
Yes. Makonnen versus
Swae Lee, Travis Scott,
Post Malone,
and who else?
Who else sent them some love?
Metro Boomin.
Metro Boomin.
Makonnen took a picture with NBA Youngboy.
They was in the car, vibing to some tunes.
So apparently Metro Boomin', Sway Lee, Post Malone jumped in his DMs to send messages of support.
And some of them was like, yo, let's get together.
Let's record.
When we going to get up?
Or some shit like that but in the messages that
Makonnen released
you could see
all the messages
that he was sending
since 2018
that got dubbed
so it's
dub dub dub dub
dub dub dub
and now
2023
Post Malone
shit said
hey dad
yeah
we're grouped
of y'all out there
that start calling people mom and
dad that's not your mom and dad need to be have a lot like leave him alone they do it they was
doing it at all every concert mother mom you may know that's different you just tell me alone don't
say it's different that's mother That's different than mom and dad.
What?
Yeah.
That is different.
It is different.
She give me your education.
I'm setting up.
I'm setting up.
Mom and dad is usually applied to like,
like couples that they like.
Maybe.
Couples that people really, really like.
They'll call them mom and dad.
But mother is a different term altogether.
Mother. Ebonics, man. Thank you. they'll call the mom and dad. True. But mother is a different term altogether. Mmm.
Mother.
Ebonics, man.
Thank you.
Yeah.
I don't know.
There still might be some juice in the fridge.
He took off his sweater
at Christmas.
There might still be
some juice in the fridge.
I don't know.
The way that mother
is coming out.
Not a little bit high roll?
Mother. Okay.
Okay, big man.
But anyway, Post Malone was like,
hey, dad, good seeing you.
Remember when we used to vibe?
We got to do that again sometime soon.
Some shit like that.
So, McConaughey put all these messages out.
That's weird.
McConaughey's weird.
Where has he been?
I don't know Under the stairs somewhere
But listen
We can understand
So to him and Sway Lee
Went back and forth
Sway ain't like that shit
No
No no
He's like dog
I was just showing you some support
It was good to see you doing well
Last time you was in the news
Like
It was health problems
It was all this shit going on
I'm just sending support.
Stop being a fucking weirdo.
And then McCona replied
with some extra weird shit.
I'm not even going to read it.
I don't have it.
I'm not looking for it either.
But he was weird.
You can look for it if you want.
So your stance is that
he shouldn't have put it out.
He should have just accepted.
No, you should.
I'm never,
I'm not with anybody
releasing text.
I feel like I've said that before. You just said that last week. Last week, yeah. I'm not, I'm not with anybody releasing texts. I feel like I've said that before.
You just said that?
You said it last week.
Last week, yeah.
I'm not, I'm never going to be with that.
So, but he can choose not to fuck with them, though.
Of course.
He can say, okay.
Everybody reserved the right to not fuck with who they don't want to fuck with.
Okay.
Releasing my private texts or DMs or anything where I think I'm speaking to you privately
and now I'm not, where you know that you about to speak to the public, but I don't have that because I think I'm just talking to you.
That's foul.
All right.
So Sway Lee says, bro, I was saying that to you, goofy, not any reason besides spreading love.
I'm good in the game.
I knew you when you was throwing up on shrooms, bro.
Relax.
The fuck?
I saw you on the timeline, heard the new jam and privately told you it was hard.
Don't be that guy.
That's funny, though, bro, for real.
Then he replied to Swae Lee saying,
yes, it was a beautiful garment,
and you stayed booked, busy, and working.
It's no denying.
You have a nice day.
Post a link if you like the album rollout.
You should have been on outside,
but you was ignoring a nigga.
Swae Lee replied back,
yeah, we can chop it up
anytime you see me though.
I don't do that
public drama shit.
Stay up.
He said,
we'll chop it up.
It's love.
It's just a conversation.
Don't be mad
that the only way
I get support
is if some drama going on.
You know the music fire
and you know everybody
been trying to deny it.
It ain't no beef.
You stay up too.
Oh my God.
He put this shit out well no this is
that part like once what joe read when he sent the message and mcconin put the post up showing these
this rest of this conversation took place in the comments now yeah like swaylee jumped in the
comment and said yo bro you being goofy i was just showing you love and the rest of that happened
from there i read this in two totally different tones.
Okay.
McConaughey thinks he's playing this.
Sway Lee's like, yo, dog.
All right, cool.
I'll see you.
I'll see you.
Like, you want to be on that goofy shit?
Cool.
Well, whenever we see each other, I'll see you.
Got it.
Because if you do show the fact that you've been trying to reach out to somebody for a
long time, as soon as it seems like you're getting some traction, they reach back out to you.
It do look crazy, and a lot of us experience that,
and we feel the way.
Niggas feel the way.
But I wouldn't publicly put that out there.
I wouldn't put it out there.
And if a nigga jump on your dick once you start getting traction,
you know that the relationship is not genuine.
True.
So you tax that motherfucker.
So you use it for what you use it for.
As a leverage, yeah.
Now, he could have just calmed down and just got mixy
and just jumped right back into the loop.
But let's see.
See if the nigga, you know, he's on the ledge.
Do y'all think Makonnen going to catch another one?
I haven't heard the snippet, but it's possible.
Snippet of what?
Whatever Sway Lee said was fire that he put out.
Oh, I didn't even know if that was a McConaughey song or not.
Oh.
I think it's possible.
If you caught one, you could probably catch another one.
Yo, if you're a talented dude, you're a talented dude.
You could be weird and be a talented nigga.
Hey, listen, y'all safe, I'm safe.
No, I'm telling you.
That nigga's all right.
Flip, do you think that you'll hear another Makonnen hit in the next three years?
No.
You didn't ask me.
I don't think so.
I don't think so.
Depends.
I don't think so.
It's over, dog.
You think so?
It's over.
Don't do that.
Listen, enough Tuesdays went up.
Niggas said the same thing.
Rest in peace.
Niggas said the same thing about Shorty Lord.
Fifth had to double back and apologize. Niggas said the same thing. Rest in peace. Niggas said the same thing about Shorty Lowe. Fifth had to double back
and apologize.
Niggas catch on.
Niggas would just be
saying shit.
That's the truth.
Nobody said that
about Shorty Lowe.
50 said D4L
would not make
another hit record.
That's what 50 said.
And they didn't.
All right.
And then Shorty,
50 came back,
ended up signing him
and apologized.
I was wrong.
Fifth said it.
There's an interview out there.
I was wrong about... 50 signed D4L an interview out there. I was wrong about.
50 signed D4L?
No, he signed.
Shorty Lo was like part of G-Unit at one point.
All right, you got some queens.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
No, you didn't know that?
I don't have.
I didn't know that.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, but 50 said that about them.
Like, them niggas can't.
One hit one.
Then Shorty Lo came up with Day-No and fucking tore the world up.
Oh, and I got to apologize
to Chingy.
There's too many dudes
coming up to me in the streets
saying that Chingy never slept
with a transgender person
and that was all a lie.
I can't spread lies.
Not true.
I could.
And it's fun sometimes.
But no,
if Chingy didn't do that,
then he didn't do that.
I talked about that?
You weren't here?
No.
We can move on sometime.
Well, in other news, they just announced that Made in America has been canceled.
The festival?
The festival.
Okay.
Which one is that?
It's too many festivals.
Labor Day weekend.
Headline as well.
Who's is that?
Oh, that's Budweiser and
I think Hov had something
To do with that before
Yeah I think so too
Headliners were
SZA and Lizzo
I don't know
I don't know
There's a correlation
Between
Lizzo's current issues
And the festival being cancelled
I don't think so
I don't think so
They could always
Y'all seen them girls
Interview on TMZ
The dancers Yep I did not I didn't think so. I don't think so. They could always... Y'all seen them girls interview on TMZ?
The dancers?
Yep.
I did not.
I didn't see it.
Harmful?
I have nothing to say until y'all see it for yourselves.
Okay.
And get me the fuck out of here.
Would it be a reason
for them to cancel
Made in America?
Don't try it.
Don't try to get me...
Oh, I don't know nothing
about Made in America.
I'm saying,
would it be a reason
for the advertisers
All of the Lizzo shit
is a reason for business to pull out.
That's what I'm asking.
Yes.
Yeah, for sure.
For sure, for sure.
Does it seem convincing?
He's saying yes.
What?
The TMZ interview.
Right?
Yes.
Is it convincing that they're going to...
I want y'all to watch that interview for yourself, but I'm answering-ish in terms of, yeah, businesses.
Businesses are looking at that.
Businesses to a CSM.
That's crazy.
But why wouldn't they just find a different headliner like Coachella did?
Because that was a nightmare for Coachella to do, bro.
That's also true.
It's a nightmare to do that.
Coachella's probably the only one with the bag enough to even be able to pull off that move.
Yeah, because it was a stick-up, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was a stick-up.
Man, in America, you figure you're about three, four weeks, about four weeks out.
It's a little close.
I'm tight.
If I was going, I'd be tight.
You already made plans.
You might have booked your hotel already.
That's true.
Get the insurance.
Oh, well.
Crazy.
What's the reason they gave?
I didn't even see a reason.
It's possible that the ticket sales,
whatever reason
they're giving,
the ticket sales
just weren't
really doing much.
It's possible.
And to save face.
You're basing that off
of a lot of people
canceling their tours
because ticket sales
It says canceled
due to quote unquote
severe circumstances.
That ain't no ticket sales.
It says cancellation
is due to severe circumstances
outside of production control
the Canada wildfires
you know what
that's what it was
that's it
sorry to the people that had a great
event planned and now you know how shit to do
but it's been a summer chock full of
great shit to do
as far as entertainment I keep saying that.
Dave Chappelle, I can't wait to get here.
Can't wait to get to New York.
I cannot wait.
And an InvestFest is in Atlanta.
My fantasy football draft lines up to where as I'm in InvestFest for Atlanta,
avoiding the investee people.
Are you not going to give a speech?
I'm about to ask you.
No, no, no.
A little four hour, a little three hour?
No.
It should just be working in your favor.
How's that my favor?
I'm just saying, like, meaning, like, it's convenient.
I want to go out there and see, like, Ray Daniels.
I wanted to sit and do his podcast, 85 South.
I wanted to do their podcast.
Nice, nice.
Like, it's podcasters that I was trying to get with
that when I'm talking to them, they're like,
no, it's InvestFest, it's Revolt Week.
Like, people are crazy out there.
Atlanta's going to be mixy.
And that's it.
Atlanta's going to be mixy.
What?
You going in?
I didn't say two words, bro.
Is it InvestFest?
Yeah.
You speaking?
Nah.
You sitting front row or back? I just want to make sure. I'm just going to InvestFest yeah you speaking nah you sitting front row
or back
I just want to make sure
I'm just going to
InvestFest bro
tell me some things
I'm going to
Stage Pass
back
when you going
you going for the whole weekend
yes
Saturday Sunday
it's Friday Saturday Sunday
Friday Saturday Sunday
oh you working Friday
yeah
or not
no
oh shit you know what I mean are you are you are you landing Oh, you working Friday? Or not. Oh, shit.
Wait, you landing in Atlanta Friday night?
Is that when you land?
I'm going there too.
Why get all quiet?
Are you landing Friday night in Atlanta?
See, that's why niggas get quiet.
Because you...
It ain't a hurricane, nigga.
It's a flight.
Mel, you going to the Best Pets again?
Yeah, I think so.
I'm going out there.
But I'll be getting there Saturday.
Got it.
I think I'm going to get there on Sunday.
You going to the Best Pets park?
I'll get there.
It's a good time.
I'd like a little event where
the scammers get to talk. Like I'd like
to hear from Cesar right now.
If Cesar was going to be at InvestFest
talking at 6 o'clock, guess who's going to be
out there at 5.15?
I'm glued. If him and Envy get
up there and just gave a seminar,
alright y'all,
this is how you really flip these houses, all right?
I would be all ears.
Oh, man.
They got Envy on the flyer, but no Caesar.
Oh, if Envy, that's good enough for me.
I'll be in Envy's class.
Wherever Envy's speaking at, I'm there.
All right, what else?
What else?
What else?
What else? What else?
UPS workers
striked.
That's what I want to talk about.
Okay. I wasn't aware.
Quick. Quick.
Grand opening, grand closing.
Quick. They paid up?
Quick.
Wait, nobody listens.
I keep saying that it will happen fast They paid up? Quick. Wait. Nobody listens. Wait.
Nobody listens.
I keep saying that it will happen fast if we just have some unity and chill for a week or two.
Them UPS workers was like, nah, this ain't right.
We finished.
All of us.
The UPS people thought about all of the goods that they ship.
A lot.
Which is a lot.
All of the numbers that would be affected.
Lawsuits. And they came back
and paid
the part-time workers.
The part-time workers are getting
$21. All of them.
All of them. Yeah. The Teamsters
Full-time workers.
The Teamsters union said it secured pay raises for
united for ups workers averting what would have been the largest strikes in u.s history
um they put 30 billion dollars in new money on the table as a direct result of the negotiations
which the same thing could happen for like sag and come on and after Full-time workers, $49 an hour.
Most of them now six-figure workers.
Wow.
That's amazing.
That is amazing.
What?
The UPS.
Maybe they can put the packages down nicely.
Stop throwing my shit.
Fuck out of here.
That's that Teamsters union
That's Teamsters yo
Salute
What do you think
Is the average pay
For full time employing
Now at UPS
Full time
It's
Forty
Nine
Bucks
An hour
That's a hundred
It is pot and shit
Don't work out
Don't be mad
UPS is hiring
They ain't Such a diss mad. UPS is hiring.
They ain't touching this no more.
UPS and Team Street Union reach a preliminary deal, $30 billion, covering 340,000 employees to avoid a strike.
Existing part-time employees receive the raise to at least $21 an hour part-time, while full-time employees were averaged $49 an hour.
You say that's great. Guess what it means. By the way, we can make that average $49 an hour, you say that's great.
Guess what it means?
By the way, we can make that $490 an hour.
What is the cost to ship something?
That's where the money comes from.
They're not paying to raise.
You're paying to raise.
Well, yeah.
Well, if you look at what you're paying to ship things now, you're definitely paying to raise.
There you go.
They're going to pass that cost off to someone.
Yeah, so why pass the cost off?
I'm not mad.
Me either. I mean. So wait, where are you saying the cost is going to be that cost off Yeah They're going to pass the cost off I'm not mad Me either I mean
So wait
Where are you saying
The cost is going to be passed off to
Us
To people that are shipping things
Oh gotcha
That's like what he was saying
About Walmart
He was like
Yo we pay them more
They're just going to raise
The cost of items in the store
That's right
The executives are not
Going to take a cut
Right
At all
They're not going to make
Less money
We're just going to go
Increase over here
Or cut costs over here Deal them and it's going to Cost more money Bacon is going to cost more money Bread is going to make less money. We just going to go increase over here or cut costs over here or something.
Deodorant going to cost more money.
Bacon going to cost more money.
Bread going to cost more money.
Hey, listen, them boys got it.
They went and got it, though.
I'm at.
Shout out to UPS.
And that shit is a necessity.
So you got leverage.
It's a necessity.
If they could throw up 30 billion on a table
Imagine what the fuck
They could earn bro
So they came to the
To the table with
30 billion more dollars
Oh shit we found
Another 30 back here
My bad
I know we told y'all
The highest we could do
Was this
But my man right here
Had the 30 on him
So it's a necessity
Yeah
Shout out to the unions, definitely.
Did you finish Full Circle on HBO?
Well, Max, whatever the fuck.
What do you mean finish?
It's a limited series.
Limited at what?
At like seven or eight episodes, maybe seven?
It's not seven episodes out of Full Circle.
Yeah, I watched the whole thing.
You finished Full Circle?
Yeah.
Oh, then I don't know what you're me no my answers no no okay all right it's a
serious episode 5 of full circle and it don't seem like it's close to the end
yeah um so you saw the finale you're telling me yeah it's 6 in here um yeah
max open 6 okay yeah yeah i was like it was six or
seven yep melissa for it yeah the sixth episode you're telling me is the season finale of full
circle i want to say it's the series finale yeah it's a it's a limited series so it's not coming
back oh then i'm if what you're saying is true i'm gonna kill this when i watch oh no that is
yeah it is she's right right. It's the finale.
Yeah.
Oh, then I'm slamming this.
Yeah.
If you want to slam it, please.
I mean, I'm not going to.
And it is the series finale. Yeah, I'm not going to like advise.
I was actually shocked.
What a crock of shit.
I was actually shocked that this was on Max.
You know, I have a hard time calling it Max because it's fucking HBO.
Well, it's not necessarily.
HBO has its own division within Max.
Okay, well, this is definitely not the HBO.
Some of that shit is Cinemax.
Some of that shit is HBO.
This is Cinemax.
This is Cinemax because this is not HBO quality programming.
It's not.
Even with all, like, you know, the stars that are involved in this series, no.
I'm not giving the referral yet. Yes, you got to go see it. So I can skip this one? You can definitely skip this one. Is. I'm not giving the referral
again. Yes, you gotta go see it. I can skip this one?
You can definitely skip this one. Is it good though?
I'm too close to the end if it's only six episodes.
You said you want five, so it's only one left.
You might as well watch the last episode. You might as well watch the end and then
deduce what you... Nothing about
five says that this is ending next episode,
but I don't want to keep sounding stupid in the pod because I said it already.
Yeah.
I watched the whole thing. So skip it.
Yeah.
My man got billions.
Cite your source.
My man.
Who's your man?
I can't.
Who's your friend?
Ice.
He's got the final season.
Is that what you be meaning when you keep saying my man?
It's always just Ice.
Ice?
No, it just depends.
I don't want to be Rat Ronnie.
I'm just saying my man's got the billions.
Rat Ronnie.
What, the whole season?
I thought I was going to get that this weekend.
You know what I mean?
I got the first seven episodes of the new season.
The final season.
I said, yo, let me get that.
That shit fell on deaf ears.
I'm like, oh, all right.
I can't, bro.
Winning time is back.
Winning time is back.
Yeah, let's change the subject.
Yeah, let's go.
I watched the first episode of that.
That was good.
That was great.
That was cool.
I seen half of it
and shit ain't come back on.
I was tight.
You know, HBO keep running
throughout the day.
You gotta unplug your Apple box
and put it in the Apple box.
You don't have Apple?
It's an Android box.
You got Apple TV in your house?
It's got Android TV in its house.
I don't know what I got in my house.
You'd know if you had Apple TV.
My girl deal with all that shit.
My girl, dog.
Got 2B?
I got all that shit.
You got 2B?
I don't...
Dog, my girl handles that.
I got all of the stuff, though.
You got a big dog.
It's fine.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm the hand.
I'm getting them
Apple TV for Christmas, yo.
I watched the Tetris movie
on Apple TV.
That shit was actually fire.
Tetris movie was great.
That shit was great.
Creators actually won something.
Sorry to spoil it.
That was a spoiler.
My bad.
That shit was fire.
I saw that too.
I watched it.
That shit was great.
And then I just popped up on my HBO Max, as you said.
It's called Kim vs. Kanye, The Divorce.
It's two parts
Kanye story
Kim story
I'm gonna go ahead
and skip that one personally
nah I'm gonna watch that one
I don't know what the fuck
you talking about
I'm gonna watch that one
I'm gonna click play
sit down and watch that one
just money be falling
out the sky
I'm glad I told my
divorce story to you
right
nothing is
sacred
sacred anymore
I mean I guess
If you're gonna get a breakup
You might as well
Make some money off of him
Yeah
Fuck it
Fuck it
They put everything else out there
What's the difference
COE
Yeah
What's the wrong with the world
It's a content driven world
It is
Capitalism
Value for value
We're part of the show at, my nigga.
Michael.
What's up, buddy?
What's up, Mike?
Won't say your last name on air.
Mike.
Michael says, good afternoon.
I hope y'all are having a great week, and thank you for what you do.
I recently ruptured my patella tendon and tore my quad tendon and the pod helped me
through it oh i appreciate that michael i have my i don't know i'm stupid man i have my own personal
training business and to set myself apart from the competition i added massage therapy therapy
to my arsenal so now i offer that to my clients along with the workout session that we do but i even got some
training with manual stretching too good for you michael yeah the issue that this has presented
is my girl isn't very fond of the new skill i've had clients come more frequently tell friends and
my girl thinks it can't just be the massage, which I get because she's never experienced the massage.
I never gave her one, but that's because she never let me practice on her when I was whack.
These issues have caused arguments and I recently got offered to do a house call for a nice price.
My girl is not with it.
Mel. Michael is standing not with it. Mel.
Michael is standing in the stand, yo.
Stand.
Stand's real name is Mike.
Oh my God.
Got you, go ahead.
Good night.
Is that a callback from 90 episodes ago
that y'all are doing right now
that the audience should remember?
Mel, from your perspective,
am I wrong for going to do it
anyways despite her not wanting me
to and do you think she's in the right to feel
this way if you need any clarification
or have any questions feel free
to call thank you for your time
he didn't even ask enough so you can ask him now
okay
he trying to let Mel know the services he offer
a lot of people come up here and try to do
that okay so I think that if there's ever a discrepancy between you and your mate whatever
that may be they don't want you to do something and you want to do something, that's a conversation that really has to be had, you know, like down to like the nuts and bolts.
I just, it sounds like she doesn't take
what he does seriously.
It sounds like she doesn't,
she sees all these videos online
of all the guys massaging women
who are not real massage therapists.
And she's thinking about that
when it comes to her man giving massages.
And so the idea of her man going to a woman's house
to give a massage,
I can see why she'd have a lot of issues with that.
When do my male attacks replenish?
Can I go pee?
When do they?
Hey, feel free. Come jump in. The water's warm. No, I ran out of them. Hey, feel free.
Come jump in.
The water's warm.
No, I ran out of them.
No, come on.
In September, I better get new Mel.
I want to attack Mel.
She probably knows she's taking it too serious.
Not that she's not taking it too serious.
Mel, that's what you pulled from what he said.
She's taking it too serious.
Yeah.
That's what you got?
That's what I got.
That's what I got.
What do y'all think
about what he's saying?
I think that he should,
you know,
he did what he's supposed to do.
By going there and doing it.
She can't tell him.
I think that's...
Hold on.
She's defending my statement.
Sorry.
She didn't support him initially.
She didn't allow him
to practice on her
when he was whack.
Now he got his ranks up.
She's watching how these niggas
are massaging niggas
on Instagram, massaging women on Instagram, being seductive. She's watching how these niggas are massaging niggas on Instagram,
massaging women on Instagram,
being seductive.
She probably think her man
is going to do that.
Problem is, you know,
he's keeping it solid.
He's just doing a job.
I personally,
I don't even understand her
not wanting to be
the practice model for this.
Please, practice on me
all day, all night.
No, that's easier said than done.
Depends on how whack they were.
Oh, I'm going to tell you if you're whack,
and I'm going to tell you how to get better.
One thing I do is I get massaged.
He sits you down and starts tickling you for 20 minutes.
You're going to be fucking tight.
I will be.
Or if he hurts, if it hurts you.
But that's a part of his market analysis.
True.
I agree, but I'm saying.
Yo, you're a little too tough right there.
We don't like it as hard as that.
You could see your girlfriend not wanting to go through the study hours that
you have to put in to learn a craft with you.
You could see that.
To me,
if I was his girl,
I would have used that as an opportunity,
like a bonding experience.
You know what I mean?
Like I would have used that as an experience to bring us closer for me to,
um,
his girl don't pay us to help her we helping her he paid
what i'm saying is this is leave her so that's what i'm saying what i was saying that's my way
of saying i think she's in the wrong this nigga said leave her that's my way of saying that's
what i'm saying is i think i think that she's in the wrong. She should have shown a whole lot more support
for him trying to expand his business.
And she should have offered herself up
as the practice model.
And then also given feedback as to how we can get better.
That's what I personally would have done.
I'm surprised she didn't do it.
So they might have deeper issues in their relationship.
But what do you say to the woman
that maybe wants you to do better with your business
but don't want you to actually go about the steps to execute?
She don't really want you to do better with your business.
Yeah.
It's all talk.
Yeah.
It's two things.
One, you ain't let me work on you
when I was trying to get my game up.
Two, he's petty because now he's saying,
I don't want to fuck with you
because when I was getting my game up, you
wouldn't let me. It's your girl. That's corny.
That's corny. But
now he said, I not only incorporated
massaging, I also
incorporated a new level
of stretching.
So now I'm putting that leg
back. You know what I mean? I got to get the good.
You know what I mean? So I think that his
girl is mad insecure now
based on what she's saying on the gram i'm leaving her i'm leaving her it's to me it sounds like
there is a deeper issue in terms of the lack of support that she provides in their relationship
and it's not just this is just the surface level shit that's like revealed the deeper problem so
he might have to because i think he's being petty by not giving your girl a massage
now that you're shit.
That's the part that I don't think is petty.
I do.
They in a relationship, my nigga.
We not holding tit for tat.
Yo, you ain't let me massage you
when I was up and coming.
Now I'm not going to give you a massage
and I'm really, really good at it.
I think that's petty.
I agree.
That's some childish shit.
Y'all just be sure.
Let me show y'all.
I ain't about to fight.
I'm not capping.
I'm not capping.
I think that we are in a relationship.
I don't think that's petty.
Yeah, it's petty.
You're being vindictive to your girl.
I don't look at it that way.
I'm not looking at it from the spiteful aspect.
I'm looking at it from the spiteful.
And what y'all are saying is spiteful.
My perspective is not that.
My perspective is not that.
My perspective is of the guy who's just working on his craft.
Right?
In one paragraph, he told me he added three new things to his arsenal.
And she don't know how good he is. That speaks to the ambition to me.
If you added those three things, by the time you see where these house calls and shit start to take you, yeah, he's going to be busy and working.
Most men, I don't want to speak for most men, a lot of men, when you get home from the work day, want to decompress.
Like you want to disattach, disassociate from the work stuff.
So if you wasn't helping me back when I was whack and I finally got it popping now and we lit.
When I come home now, I'm not massage man.
I'm your boyfriend.
Of course you could.
But I didn't take from him that he wouldn't give her one.
That's what I was about to say.
What I took from it is not what you're saying.
Like, yo, if I'm a cat, if I'm a pie, when I come home, my girl be like, what y'all talk about?
Dog, I don't want to talk about that when I come home
you understand
I've been talking
for seven to eight hours
I don't want to talk
about that when I come home
so most times
I don't even remember
because we discussed
so much shit
what he said was
I won't show her now
how good I am
because she didn't
support me
when I was whack
that's what he said
that's weird
he's not saying
what you said
he's not saying I don't feel like it. Yeah, that's not what he's saying.
He's not saying I don't feel like it or I'm just decompressing.
No. He's saying like, no. No, I don't want to show
you because you should have let me show you before
when I wanted to. That's not what he said.
What he said was, she don't
get why people keep on my massages,
which I understand because I never gave
her one, but that's because she never let me
practice on her when I was whacked. Exactly. Period.
Exactly. I never gave her one but that's because she never let me practice on her when i was exactly period exactly i never gave her one because she didn't let me practice on her when i was whack but that's a
tit-for-tat thing it is okay that don't but he's not indicating that he won't though he's not don't
say to me i won't give her one that says hey when i was learning how to be that nigga yeah she didn't
get one so that's why she never got it it's saying up until that point but moving forward
that's how I'm taking it
it's almost like
it's like a moot point
to even discuss
because he's not
really even saying that
he's just basically saying
he's asking about
her lack of support
and how should he
how should he read that
she didn't want him
to go to the house call
and he did it anyway
somebody asked me
if I would be
comfortable dating
a masseuse
and I'd be like
yeah absolutely
I've done it yeah it wasuse and I'd be like, yeah, absolutely.
I've done it.
Yeah.
It's great.
Yeah.
I wouldn't feel a way.
I wouldn't feel insecure.
Would you feel a way if he was doing house calls
and shit?
I wouldn't give a shit.
Let me ask you a question.
The new way that these dudes
are out here massaging.
They are not.
I say again,
they are not massage therapists.
Those are not massage therapists.
Yo, some of them niggas
are only fans.
Who said?
I say. Some of these niggas are only fans. Who said? I say.
Some of these niggas
might be certified
and they added a twist
and a spin to it.
Having sex with them
with me, bro.
I know one of my homegirls
is two dudes from Jersey
that be doing that shit.
Look, let me tell you something.
They get it.
Massage therapists
that have invested
money into that career
and they have a lot
of respect for it,
they are annoyed with those guys
kind of putting a stain on the industry and what massage therapy is about. Massage therapists,
first of all, there's this whole kind of like kind of sexual connotation to providing somebody
with a massage. You know what I mean? So you have to- Which is dangerous, by the way.
Exactly. It is extremely dangerous. So you have to be able to create those boundaries while you're putting your hands and oil on somebody's body. You know what I'm saying? So
extreme professionalism is how you establish the boundaries. You ask a lot of questions like,
are you comfortable with me massaging this part of your body, you know, wrapping things up so
things don't get exposed. I know the difference between somebody who is just trying to feel me up
and somebody who literally
understands like modalities
because they were trained
to do so.
Now, what if that person,
is it possible
that that person
who does understand modalities
and is a licensed,
a licensed massage therapist
can see that,
see this boom happening
on the internet
and say,
I can make some money like this. Let me add that or that or let me all right you can get the regular massage but you can also get
this too if you want it like i'm gonna offer it because it's a demand he's probably if that guy
who can do who does one and is thinking like well let me cash in on that movement he's probably not
going to promote that because that will hurt his professional business.
But Mel, also the erotic masseuses,
the women know it wouldn't promote his.
If that's a boom and that's...
No, you are wrong.
I don't...
Okay.
You would definitely promote that.
I'm not...
She is wrong.
I'm really, I'm not...
Let me explain this.
The women that these guys are doing
these types of massages to...
That's what they want.
They want it. They want that. That's what they want. They want it.
They want that.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm about to say that.
Which is my, what I'm doing.
This is a market for it.
So what Mel is saying, and I get massages frequently.
Yes, there's a professional aspect to a massage.
They cover you up when you roll over so they don't see anything and all of that stuff.
The women that are going to these masseuses for that, they are expecting that.
Yes.
And that's, I'm not talking about them.
It could be spicy food, it could be bland food.
If I know that you want this, I have a certain
minimum. I'm not talking about that.
She's saying a nigga with the proper
credentials that's known as a great
masseuse is not going to promote
the erotic massages.
Because it takes away...
There's already a stigma with massage therapy where people
look at them as sex workers and they're often put in dangerous situations
because people think that they are sex workers.
So usually, most people that are
licensed professionals are not trying to
make it look like they're sex workers. Thank you, Parks.
That's what she's trying to say. I know y'all are getting too extremes
but there's definitely a way to promote
that you do in-home work
and not look like you're
that type of masseuse. And you are speaking from a female perspective.
We're not talking about, these are men.
Parks, really?
She's crazy.
No, Parks has told about before he dated a female masseuse.
And he said that that shit is dangerous
because you're putting yourself in harm's way,
potentially, with a naked man.
Right?
So I understand.
These are men.
So we take away some of the harm,
the physical harm that they could potentially encounter. Some of it. It's still a harmful potential aspect. But you take away some of the harm the physical harm that they could potentially encounter some of it it's still
a harmful potential aspect but you take away some of that and then again my client base know what
they signing up they know what they're signing up for yes my client base knows what they're signing
up for i could be a licensed massage therapist put a spin on it because i watched some of them
videos them niggas don't be just in there rubbing the chicks up them niggas be putting a elbow they be doing all of
that shit so again it has some therapeutic qualities or that come along
with it they just put a spin on it's like old rapper saying it's not this not
hip-hop when to walk away from an argument number one they stop addressing
the issue and start attacking your character when this happens expect
nothing else productive to come from the conversation.
It means they have no other point.
They have no other response.
They've shifted strategy to the last person standing.
And typically, by whatever means necessary.
Number two, when the argument is going in circles.
If you find that the two of you keep talking in the same place and you arrive at the same spot every single time, bring up the same point,
it means you don't go into the lab, you go for the exit lab exit doesn't mean you can't try again but it means that the words
are not working number three when you're emotionally spent when you start raising
your voice and you start interrupting the other person when your emotions That's when you get the best shit. Oh, man. Turn it off.
Turn it off.
Oh, shit.
My bad.
Jefferson.
I don't know if we helped you at all, Michael, but we tried.
Y'all so full of shit.
Would you...
I can't ask that. If the role was reversed, could you date I can't ask that.
If the role was reversed, would you date, could you date a masseuse?
Absolutely.
All of y'all could date a masseuse?
I have, so.
Well, you ain't with her.
That's true.
We didn't break up because of anything massage related.
Okay.
Y'all too?
I could date a stripper.
Yes, I could date a masseuse.
I'm not saying that, but I'm just saying I can, yeahppers yes I could date a masseuse I'm just saying I can
yeah I dated the stripper masseuse
they get right in it right in that's right there right all right I don't have
anything else that I need to get off of my... Listen. Just let it go?
You're right.
Yeah.
I don't have anything else I need to get off of my chest.
I don't have any shots I need to send out to anybody.
I don't have any news topics I need to cover.
You sure there ain't no shots at your wedding?
Yeah, no, there ain't no shots.
I'm cool.
Okay.
Anybody else have something they're dying to get off of their heart And you can send shots right here too
This is the space
For sending shots
I've got a runway right here
Damn my first day back
Niggas don't want to send shots
Who to send shots at
Y'all down with all that peaceful shit
All that shit y'all did
While I was going
Being peaceful and friendly
Nah shots back
You shoot them
For sending it
I got a fire
Come out I'm here playing duck hunt I'm here waiting Waiting for them niggas nah shots back you shoot them for sending it I gotta find I come out
I'm here playing duck hunt
waiting for them niggas to come out to bushes
do I have something that y'all
are sleeping on
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time you already know the vibes uh today i'm going with a young lady named mahalia this record is
called it's not me it's you featuring none other than you guessed it destin conrad Destin Conrad. All the times a man nearly made me crazy Huh
Well heck I'd be a millionaire by now
Maybe even as early as a baby
From the classroom to the break time
Kids chasing the playground
Hoping that he picks me and heads down
Thumbs up, he don't show no love
It don't change when you grow up
Just physical, still no love
Men will always love to chase, yeah
They still wanna kiss you and then run away
Ain't nothing changed, if it's always the same
Then it can't be me to blame
How am I gonna pretend
That I'm the one who's gotta improve?
You know the saying, it's not you, it's me
Well, I got news, it's not me, it's you
How am I gonna pretend
That I'm the one who's gotta improve
You know the saying, it's not you, it's me
Well, I got news, it's not me, it's
It's not me, it's you Yes, I got news It's not me, it's, it's not me, it's
You, yes it's you, boy I figured it out
All this time I beat around the bush
But now you're bringing it out of me
True, you really started every fight
Always in the right, you've used up all your lies
With me, that set me free
I learned to see clearly
What's right and wrong, you had me for dearly
It's nice to know, that moving on, I'm not the one to blame
How am I gonna pretend, that I'm the one, who's gonna improve
You know the saying, it's not you it's me When I got no, it's not me, it's you
How am I gonna pretend That I'm the one who's gonna improve?
You know the saying, it's not you, it's me When I got no, it's not me, it's you
It's not me, it's you Crazy
That you locked up when you found me
You making it seem like you
Really tryna play me
Yeah, yeah Like you wasn't the one
Blew that flame out like a smoking gun
I let you in, you made it clear
That I wasn't the issue, baby
You got some shit to deal with
Promise I don't feel the way
And it's probably cause I'm not the one to blame
I'm not gonna pretend that I'm the one who's got it in time
You know the saying, it's not you, it's me
When I got no, it's not me, it's you
I'm not gonna pretend that I'm the one who's got it in time
You know the saying, it's not you, it's me Brand new music.
That is Mahalia.
That record is called It's Not Me, It Is You.
Talk about escaping accountability.
Featuring Destin Conrad.
Shout out to both of them for the slap.
Stupid.
It's not me.
It's you.
And there's no possibility of being me.
Yeah.
I would name an album that.
I would name an album series that.
I'm going Big Jersey, man.
Big Jersey again. what do you want me
to do new ice and ish artists is big moose and a record is called paranoid On the road, wanna go put something down Okay, show me what you lil' niggas about
Paranoid walkin' into my house
Jump out the car, walkin' with it out
Lil' bro, wanna go put something down
Okay, show me what you lil' niggas about
They spread rumors they gettin' some clout
Said I said something, I ain't come out my mouth
I ain't with the talk and I'm walkin' him down
I ain't with the talk and I'm walkin' him down
Paranoid walkin' into my house Jump out the car walkin' with it out
Lil' bro want go put somethin' down Okay, show me what you lil' niggas bout
They spread rumors they gettin' some clout But until I said somethin' I ain't come out my mouth
I ain't with the talk and I'm walkin' him down I ain't with the talk and I'm walkin' him down
I was in jail, I depend on my mans Trudy told me she'd stay till the end
Lil' bitch left me, took all my bands
Get back gang, in the fuck and the friends
Get back gang, I done ran to some bands
Get back gang, I'ma sign up for some Mims
Get back gang, got drums like a band
Get back gang, hit the hop in this mess
Get back gang, why you driving the Vist?
Wanna be me, why you all on my dick?
Weeds on your top nigga, don't you forget
But that bitch at house makes you go on the crib
If nobody die, we can make some amends But I don't wanna talk, I don't wanna be friends
Once you diss us and that shit gon' get serious I don't wanna talk, man it is what it is
I ain't no one put the hood on the map My fingers itching to knock off a hat
I been on fake, well you know where I'm at Where I go, bitch I had to adapt
Where I go, I had to adapt I see I had to attack
I see I got attached She told on my sign and she said we a match
Once you say something, no taking it back You are who you are and I'm mad when I'm mad
L.Y., I go with my pockets packed
He tried to slap us and the nigga got slapped
We was outside, we was selling that crack
Did anything to go get some racks
My little bills and I told her relax
I held her down, she know that's a fact
She ain't need none, I was out there with straps
She ain't need none, I was leanin' on back
She saw my stepdad, he talked to me now
She ain't need none, he pull up, he get whacked Paranoid walkin' into my house Jump out the car, walkin' on back She saw my stepdad, he talk to me now She ain't even know he pull up, he get whack Paranoid walkin' into my house
Jump out the car, walk in with it out Lil' bro wanna go put some down
Okay, show me what you lil' niggas bout They spread rumors, they gettin' some clout
Said I said something, I ain't come out my mouth I ain't with the talk and I'm walkin' down
I ain't with the talk and I'm walkin' down Paranoid walkin' into my house
Jump out the car, walk in with it out Lil' won't put something down. Okay, show me what you
Yep, shoutouts to big moose. Um, that record is called paranoid big Jersey as you
All right, go to big preem big preem put out a new song. It's called run away with Westside gun and roam streets
And here we go. Ay yo, that old real shit We used to slide food through the slot in my cell, now we eat in the mansion Diamonds like Prince Nassim in the ring dancing
And queens like Prince Hakeem with your queen lamp
And I'm handsome, white girls love me like I'm part of Hanson
Mommies love me like I'm Bad Bunny
I been that nigga out here having my way before I had money
Life a marathon, son can't sprint on this long road
I was thinking like O-Dog instead of Sean Combs
Bad boy, I need a billion
Always knew that niggas could never hold me down
I'm too resilient
Zoom in to be my coupe, one button, remove the ceiling
This MC will shoot like Sean standing on business
Lot of niggas play the game, but a small fraction is winners
The others don't even know they losing, that shit ridiculous
Before music, I was tuned in with the Snippers
Grims for blue strips in my mittens
Real shit, we could either you or we could build shit
Pay attention to your circle, know who you deal with
Gotta know the difference between fraud and shrill shit
These niggas watch, dropped a lot of albums, I don't build shit
Ay yo, we used to wanna be like Mike
Now I got 50 in the mics
Still keep the dope in the rocks
We talk about money, get it right, nigga
We used to wanna be like Mike
Now I got fifty in the mics
Still keep the dope in the rice
Talk about money, get it right, nigga
And yo, the outlandish two-steppin'
Grams dancin', I'm handsome, I'm mansin'
Bulletproof, un-ed, advance it, I'm lampin'
Reclinin' in troops, eatin' some Branson Pray your shit lampin' reclinin' in two-seaters, I'm Branson
Pray your shit fiends was vampin' like Jimmy
Toast to Simmy, Ace Rose is in me
Posin' in Bentley, in Kingston, walkin' through Tivoli
Batman, I felt like Ziggy
Zig-Zag, Zig-A-Log, zips on a Ricky
I don't give a fuck who you are, it gets busy
Versace, Fendi, Ras Clow,, blow your brains out. You hit me.
Have you covered in red dots with pennies?
Please forgive me.
Lord, I go hard.
Left from the straw
from Goyard.
Mozart, Rhodes,
Gojo, Bard.
I'm so hard.
I don't even know y'all.
I'm so raw.
You nothing at all, nigga.
I'm having a ball, nigga.
We used to want
to be like mine.
Gun went a little crazy
on there.
That's Runway.
DJ Premier featuring West Side Gun and Rome Streets.
Nah.
See, that's when I get mad.
When he raps like that?
That's when I get mad.
That's what pisses me off.
He can go crazy.
He can do that.
Yeah, he can.
You ain't see.
I was going to get up.
I was like, hold on.
Wait, wait, wait.
He's going.
Nah, shouts to them, man.
Shouts to Premier Gun and Rome Streets, man.
That's fire.'s your stuff I'm going to uh the way we feel about it
But all that silence is violence
My love could double down, no side to dive in
But you are the truth, oh yeah
I know how to love myself
Crissing on my wrist like snow
I don't need me to help
But you are unbelievable
I'm okay by myself
But that don't mean that I can't tell that you
Are unbelievable Best believe I could buy myself a car and a house I can't tell that you Unbelievable
Best believe I could buy myself a car and a house
Anything way I want to
But nothing come close to what I got for you, for you
If not be a mother, I don't want to
If not be a love, I don't wanna know
I was good on my own before
Didn't want nobody at all
Don't know my weakness, blam my secrets I've been to the people who know my feet
Feelin' love like this, you're my dream, my dream You're so, so, so, so unbelievable
I know how to love myself, christen on my wrist like snow
I don't need me no help, but you are unbelievable
I know can't hide myself, but that don't mean that I can't need me no help but you are unbelievable I'm looking at myself but that don't mean that I can tell that you
You are unbelievable
You are, you are, you are
Unbelievable
You are, you are, you are
Unbelievable
You are, you are, unbelievable You are, you are, you are, unbelievable
I know how to love myself, glisten on my wrist like snow
I don't need me no help, but you are unbelievable
I know I can't hide myself
It's Unbelievable by Tori Kelly and Ira Starr.
Belle?
Yeah, Parks, you got mine?
I do.
Okay.
Mine is called Is It a Crime by No Guidance.
All right.
Is it a crime?
You're my one and only Is it a crime? That I might want them all?
I don't know
Just tell me for everything
Tell me, is it a crime to want them all?
How could I decide on either or?
Too many beautiful girls in this world
And I'm under these cold lights
Still to keep them on, find more light
So is it a crime?
I just met the prettiest girl I've ever met
Been damned if I'm in love with a shawty on the left
And seen another beauty remind me of my ex
They all look better than the best
Just mind take me home one or two or maybe four
Cause we all know more is more
And my answer's hot so can somebody tell me? Is it a crime to want them all?
How could I decide on either one?
Too many beautiful girls in this world
And the bunnies love life, still a given more
Fine, won't lie, so is it a crime? So why not end up under these club lights? They look even more fine But I'm not so easy to cry
It doesn't mean I wouldn't be content
If any one of you was in my bed
I'd like to call myself a gentleman
So the door is open
I just might take me home
One or two a night before
Cause we are no more It's not more This might take me home one or two a night before
Cause we are no more, is no more
And my hands are tied, so can somebody else?
Is it a crime to want their own?
How could I decide on either or?
Too many beautiful girls in this world.
And the police love lights to keep them on.
I won't lie.
So is it a crime?
All right.
That is no guidance.
Is it a crime?
Bring groups back.
I like no guidance.
I do like no guidance. But don't try to back i like no guns yeah i do like no guidance but don't try
to fool me with the pretty harmonies what was they saying about girls that's too many pretty um too
many pretty ones they want to keep all of them right he wanted to keep about five of them
right that's what he said they tried to fool me beautiful girl in the world yeah don't hide the
toxic you want to five of of them, say it.
Say it in the verse. Don't put it in the hook.
Stupid, yo.
I like a long, hand-thick, red
bone.
Oh, man. Good part.
Good part today, man.
Hope we was able to help y'all with what transphobic means.
What else did we help with?
Nothing, really.
We don't have your best interest in mind.
We didn't help.
Don't skip that little tagline in the front of the podcast.
Actually, play it again.
Run it back.
We need to loop it.
We're going to start looping in the front.
Shots of chairs.
Yo, white people out there act straight folding chairs all over the country
this is intimidation it is this is uh making parks uncomfortable at work
i'm a lizzo y'all some cheers to your back to your face can happen
Them cheers to your back, to your face, can happen.
Keep us in your prayers.
Wait, what?
Huh?
Mel, why is your fist so cold?
I'm a girl.
I'm always fucking cold.
Well, we're always fucking cold.
Hands, feet, nose. That's true.
Women's feet are always cold. My feet are free. Why is my cold. Hands, feet, nose. Bigger, bad. Women's feet always cold, too.
My feet are feet.
Wine says my nose?
Hands and feet, always.
I go to jail.
I do.
What the?
Mel, come on.
You're like a puppy, right?
Come on.
You're not earthy.
And you're not a puppy.
You can be whatever you want.
Are you a puppy?
Are you self-identifying?
I'm as cute as.
As cute as a puppy.
Yes.
Got it.
Got it.
Again, this is a reminder to y'all out there that women are the worst dog owners in the world.
I'm just going to leave that there.
Y'all hold it down, man.
Keep us in your prayers.
If you don't, fold in cheers to your head top.
We not playing with none of you niggas this year.
We coming for what's ours.
We not letting white people
jump on fat black people anymore.
If we're present.
If, if.
Oh my God.
You can only halfway hit him.
Y'all hold it down, man.
Best podcast in the world.
Again, I want to thank Billboard.
Shout out to y'all.
I want to thank all the ladies out there.
None of this is possible without y'all out.
Shout out to the niggas too.
Shout out to the fans, the JBTVX community.
Whatever the fuck X is.
Yeah, it's weird.
X don't even look right
at the top of my screen
when I leave it
and it's just an X there.
You want to go back to X?
That shit is corny, man.
You see the app
is just an X underneath
as the name now.
It just don't look weird.
It don't look weird.
Ice, I'm on you on Patreon
about your Afrobeast take.
That's fine.
They want me on the Twitter, buddy.
Starting to go a little viral.
That's fine.
We'll get you.
They got me.
Yo, I love y'all out there, man.
We love y'all out there.
If nobody told you they love you out there, we do.
Remember, stay away from the New York subway system if you can, if you can afford it.
That's where they shove the fucking crazy
people that are going to stab you as soon as
you turn your back.
Don't take the train, yo.
To homeboy that called for part of the show,
leave your girl.
She don't have your best
interests at heart and she don't want you getting money.
She don't want you to expand.
She don't want you to scale.
She only cares about herself like most of them. She don't want you getting money. She don't want you to expand. She don't want you to scale. She only cares about herself, like most of them.
She don't see the vision.
She don't.
She don't.
She wasn't there when you parked.
I mean, when you rode.
Don't be there when he parks.
She wasn't with you stretching in the gym.
We love y'all, yo.
Buck Crawford, we love you, yo.
WWE, we love y'all Mike check one two one two fuck is these niggas talking
about I am man best part in the fucking world y'all lucky we ain't find nobody
since shots that today would have been a perfect time to do with this billboard
list out but I had to act fucking accordingly cuz these niggas was mature without me I can't come back and get a mature I
can't come back and be their maturity but Friday
we not playing with none of you YouTube niggas we're not playing with none of you YouTube niggas
We not playing with none of you Rumble niggas
Some of y'all Patroni commenters is getting aggressive too
Watch your fucking mouth over there
We not playing this shit
2024, best podcast in the world
We got folding chairs on deck
We not playing with none of these niggas out here Podcast in the world we got folded chairs on deck
Right up your alley this is a soda These shits are sold out. I tried to buy two for a second.
I should get a tip person that gave me. Funny shit, that shit fuck somebody's back up, yo.
That nigga.
That's the metal shit.
He ended that, girl.
He had the plastic shit, though.
He had the plastic shit.
He swung that shit with the power of the ancestors, though.
And he was like 6'5".
Trust me, she felt that.
She did.
I want to see them white people at the hospital after.
You know they had to go to the hospital.
Oh, for sure.
Parks, end up with some last words for the whites, man.
Come on.
Talk to you.
What happened?
I got nothing, man.
I got nothing.
Nah.
I'm all right, man.
Shout out to Paul.
He always let the bus go past.
Good job.
Parks is the fucking man.
He let the bus go like that.
I was hoping you hopped on the bus.
Not for daddy.
JVP.
JVP.
Thought I forgot, huh?
Where would you be without the JVP?