The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 658 | "I Know That’s Right"
Episode Date: September 16, 2023The JBP kicks off this episode with a live reaction to Drake’s new song featuring SZA ‘Slime You Out’ (9:03) before turning to a recap of the MTV VMA’s from earlier this week (26:44), and Joe ...then responds to Cardi B’s recent comments about him (52:49). Diving into new music, the Bionic Six shares their thoughts on Nas & Hit-Boy’s ‘Magic 3’ (1:16:33) and Diddy’s R&B project ‘The Love Album: Off The Grid’ (1:26:23). Jonathan Majors is in the news again after a video goes viral of him breaking up a fight (1:50:45), Flip confronts Joe about recent contract talks (2:03:06), Jeezy files for divorce (2:14:00), Melyssa responds to recent comments from Tyler Perry about black women in relationships (2:20:56), Part of the Show (2:53:05), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Fridayy (feat. Fireboy DML) - “You” Ice | Killer Mike (feat. Young Nudy) - “ACT UP” Parks | Johnny Quest(Jq) (feat. Caption the Great & Mr Golden) - “Marty McFly” Ish | T.I. (feat. Kevin Gates) - “Active” Melyssa | Kevin Ross - “Ain’t Mine”
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Oh, brother.
Get the fuck out of here.
We good?
Yeah, we're good.
We're rolling.
All right, we here now.
See?
It's tough.
It's 11.52, bro.
It's tough.
Still counting down.
Why are you telling me to stop? It Yo, stop. Let me be somewhat cool and reserved.
He don't want to count down.
It's like when he don't want to count down.
I know. I'm counting down to the release. This nigga's already ticking me off. He's pissing me off with this shit.
You think he's dragging it?
Up all night last night, searching Drake everywhere. Drake,
Drake, Drake, Drake, Drake.
Then I had to go find the name of the song.
I thought it was wrong. Then I searched
Drake's scissor. Then I thought it might be a hidden
feature. I couldn't find this shit anywhere.
Here he go. I'm in
12 noon, everyone.
That's when I decide to drop. Not
with everyone else, but the mortals.
I was dropping mine at noon tomorrow.
Stay tuned.
Yo, dawg.
Stick to the fucking code and standard that who the CDC, the somebody said.
The CDC.
Yo, stick to the rules that Billboard, the Grammy, somebody said.
He sets his own rules.
Oh, my God.
And why I'm mad is the snippet
did sound like some heat.
I was just getting ready to say,
oh, we can get mad as we want.
That shit was slapping.
The snippet sounded like some heat.
Nah, that shit was slapping.
I wonder if you was
up up like that,
like Kanye or Drake
or one of them,
when you was still rapping,
I think you would have been
the biggest asshole
on the planet, yo.
When you know you that dude,
you would have been him, yo.
Oh, I'd have been
a really nice guy.
Y'all never bring that up
when it comes to me.
I'm sorry.
I like shit.
I would have been
a really nice,
great,
sweetheart,
kind-hearted soul.
I like that Nas dropped early.
That was nice and kind of him,
and he's up.
That was sweet.
That's true.
Nine o'clock, right? Sweet is, you know what I mean. That was sweet. That's true. It was 9 o'clock, right?
Sweet is, you know what I mean.
That was sweet of him.
I don't want to put that on him.
Don't worry.
Later on, we'll be tossing it to our Nas analysts.
True.
We're going to let Ish break it down for us.
Oh, that's broken.
If you're going to let me break it down,
it's already broken.
Oh, we're getting to Harden?
Oh, we're getting to Harden.
I'm not hating.
He's getting to Nas hate off very early.
I didn't listen to it. I'm not. I'm saying if y'all going to leave it to me to break it down, we're getting the heartache. Oh, we're getting the heartache. I'm not hating. He's getting the Nas hate off very early. I didn't listen to it.
I'm not.
I'm saying if y'all going to leave it to me to break it down, we fucked up.
So, yeah.
We fucked up.
Honestly.
Yo, this guy's an idiot.
Oh, that's my man now.
You got to take him on the balcony.
Yeah, that's my man right there.
Yo, this guy's an idiot.
Oh, we getting our
artist hate out the way.
Ice, come on,
let's get yours out the way
before the music starts too.
That was funny.
Who I hate?
You got artist hate?
No.
Well, that's not the only
definition of artist hate.
What, that the artist hate you?
Yeah.
Oh, we can run that
down the list.
It's a whole bunch of them.
I mean, we was having
a little talk.
We was having a little
talk off mic. And I remembered one bunch of them. I mean, we was having a little talk. We was having a little talk off mic.
And I remembered.
On point.
No, I was just saying that someone had sent me while trying to find a Drake record.
And I'm like, well, how do we know that SZA's featured on it?
And he was like, oh, well, she posted it on her page, too.
I'm like, oh, I didn't see that.
So they sent me the link.
I couldn't click it.
I was like, oh, I'm blocked by SZA.
Oh, OK.
That's why.
You shouldn't have liked her album.
What did you do? You didn't like her album. I didn blocked by SZA. Oh, okay. That's why. You should have liked her album. What did you do?
You didn't like her album.
I didn't like her album.
Now you can't like her pictures.
Okay.
No, that's not a good trade.
If y'all his friends, y'all got a whole unaccountable.
Which album is it that you didn't like?
SZA.
Why?
I didn't like the poppy sound stuff.
That's not what I became a fan of her from.
So I wasn't a fan of it.
Now you can't look at her pictures.
Is that? That's fine what I became a fan of her from. So I wasn't a fan of it. Now you can't look at her pictures.
That's fine.
You guys.
Is that just why she blocked you?
Ask her.
I don't speak to her.
Because you didn't like her. I don't know how.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I don't know.
You talk to her.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, because you've been quick to try to tell me a couple times that you got calls from her.
Look, look, look, look, look.
Oh, wait. She called you to tell her? She called you? Yeah. You've been quick to tell to tell me a couple times that you got calls from her. Look, look, look, look, look. Oh, wait, she called you to tell him?
Yeah.
Wait a second.
First of all, I'm well rested.
I'm not letting him get that good mattress shit off on me today.
You can't defend the defense from off mic from earlier.
You got to let me get my defense out, first of all.
Your offense.
Go ahead. My defense. of all. Or my defense.
Or my offense. Either way.
That's not why
you're entitled to dislike
albums, Ice. I think that is discrediting
you doing that. Are you trolling? Are you being
serious? I'm not trolling, bro. I don't
like that album. It was the manner in which
you delivered your commentary.
It was his tone. Your tone policing said a lot he was he was he said a lot very early and very aggressively so much so
that i challenged him in the moment and said damn dog i think this album is phenomenal you're going
hard it only been out for a couple days so much so that every time that album broke a record,
I brought it up again.
Like, yo, dawg, clearly the masses enjoyed this body of work.
It was in week 12.
It was like selling 100,000, 80,000.
This shit was out of here.
You're the acoustic shit.
He still just kicked the albums back in,
so much so that you know this big-ass, broke-ass,
somebody knows the person.
They sent it
to her she woke up right to it i'm sure i didn't speak to her and get that went right to instagram
o f f i c blocked so then when i came so when i came and said to ice yo dog i got a phone call
about some shit that you said somebody wasn't happy i thought thought that you knew that, yeah, it was Block City for you, buddy.
It's Block City.
But I wouldn't know because I'm not checking her.
I wouldn't know. Still aggressive.
How? Still aggressive.
She has a great voice.
Still aggressive.
That's a woman we're talking about.
That's a woman. Big Jersey, too.
That's a woman. Big Jersey. And Jersey.
What'd you say? And Jersey.
I said that compared to the last album
Say it again
Yeah I will say it again
Because I stand on my shit
Why you hand gesturing me?
Why you wrapping your hands in?
I'm looking at my camera
I said from what I listened to the last album
It was mid in comparison to the album before that
I stand on that
Did I go back to try to listen
And maybe change my mind
To see if I like it more? No I don't have to do that If I stand on that. Did I go back to try to listen and maybe change my mind to see if I like it more? No, I don't have to do that. If I listen to something,
I don't like it, I don't have to keep listening to it. Okay, maybe I'll like it now. I don't
like it. And that's fine if I don't like it. I hope it break every record in the world
that has nothing to do with me.
You don't give double listens?
I'll give a double listen if something warrants it, but if this is a sound that's just not
for me, I'm cool off of it. So you don't care about the block? No, absolutely
Joe you heard the acoustic with the beeps?
Personality number one don't sweat the small stuff pick your battles
They want to fight every fight let them but we do not invest our time in the inconsequential
That means if we can't answer the question, what does it matter? We let that thing go. Thanks, Big Dolo. Number two, get used to the phrase, this has nothing to do with me.
When somebody's being difficult, most often you're catching the tail end of something that happened long before you ran into them.
They are serving you a dish you didn't order.
When that happens, remind yourself, this has nothing to do with me.
And number three, distance yourself.
Sometimes, despite your best efforts.
That part's gonna be
a little difficult
how you doing man
I'm good
pretty good man
great
how y'all feeling
good great
fantastic
one minute left guys
oh god
I hope you push it back again
how do y'all feel
you know what
now I'm gonna start the podcast
I hope you push it back
I'm now gonna start the podcast
how y'all feel that this is look? Now I'm going to start the podcast. I hope he pushes you back. I'm now going to start the podcast.
How y'all feel that this is what we're doing right now?
We're excited.
We've been reduced to.
Why you look rough?
This is so remedial.
I'm not fucking with you.
This is so remedial.
I'm turning my body over here.
I hope he pushes you back.
Just for y'all.
You don't hope he pushes it back? If it's a banger, it's going to be a banger. We got he pushes it back. Just for y'all. You don't hope he pushes it back?
If it's a banger,
it's going to be a banger. We got a job to do.
What time it comes out.
We have a job to do.
Which is why waiting
for a Drake record
is just hilarious already
because we're going to be here
at 12.03 and at 4 o'clock.
We're going to be here.
Why we got to stop time
like look together?
Look at us.
Well, anyway,
while we're waiting,
if there were if
there were a parlay for like wardrobe here I would have hit it when Melissa
came in with the neutral shit I said oh shit I think it's just gonna do neutral
what if ice does neutral parts to be colorful and flip will be an all-black I
called it it's out play this fucking. It's out? It's out. Play this fucking shit.
We'll have to shoot a seven.
And it better be some heat, too.
Right now, I'm ready to kick it back in.
I don't know.
I don't know what's wrong with you girls.
I feel like y'all don't need love.
You need somebody who could micromanage you, you know what I'm saying?
Tell you right from wrong.
Who's smart from who's a fool.
What you tend to use for which food.
I got a schedule to attend to, though.
I can't really.
Can't do it.
You bitches really get carried away.
Making mistakes, then you beg me to stay. Got wiggin' on you like American tape
You got my mind in a terrible place
We often change you like American slaves
Act like you not used to share it in space
I met the nigga, you thought corrupt place
How would I even comparisons made?
Bitch, next time I swear on my grandma the grave
I'm slimin''m in love Ayy
This ain't the littest I could get on you bitches
Send wires on wires on wires like Idris
You lucky that I don't take bad rules
Give it, I could have you on payment plan till you're 150
And my son right here, she got some wars but got niggas So I'ma fall back and let you take all of her shit How long is this song?
Five minutes.
Five?
I'm gonna cut this shit off.
Do we get to sit here for five minutes
like we're around a Christmas tree?
The fuck is going on here?
Where's y'all self-respect and dignity?
Look at us.
Nigga, talk.
It definitely did.
No, it definitely sounded like he,
but come on, say something.
Smile, something.
Look at y'all.
Captivating.
That's not a real, that's not something you do in real time with people.
No, that's fun.
Hell no.
I don't want to hear music in real time around my friends.
Oh, that's an intimate thing for me.
Yeah?
Yeah, y'all look stupid as hell.
We're here.
Now, come on.
Don't do that.
I'm talking that shit, though.
One of y'all want to pause it and finish listening to it, right?
Come on.
You do.
You, nigga.
You one of y'all.
You the one of us.
This nigga Parks want to hear every chorus.
Yeah, I do.
He want to hear the engineer fade out.
I do.
God damn. All right, hear the engineer fade out. I do. God damn.
All right, now that everyone's sad.
Come on, we stopped time.
We stopped time to get sad together like fucking doofuses.
How do y'all feel?
I like it.
It's cool.
It's like a seven and a half.
It's all right.
OK.
We had to wait.
Yeah.
It was just cool.
Sorry.
It didn't meet my expectations.
What's your opinion?
Maybe you got to double listen, nice.
Yeah, I got to go back and force myself to love it.
We'll get blocked again. That nigga block double listen, nice. Yeah, I got to go back and force myself to love it. He'll get blocked again.
That nigga block you quick, too.
He should have put that shit out last night when I was sad in bed.
Oh, you were sad last night, buddy? No.
Well, yeah.
Well, yeah.
Fucking Kirk Cousins on my bench.
Oh, shit.
A lot of people were sad.
I'm tired.
I'm tired about it.
This dude, it's two weeks in a row.
He keep going crazy on these losses.
35 on the bench.
Wow.
My week two, Trevor Lawrence is against the Chiefs.
You got to play him.
Exactly.
Nobody in the world is going to play Kirk Cousins against the Eagles.
But yeah, I was a little sad last night.
You should have put this out then.
When I was in bed.
Nude.
Yeah, it's daytime.
I'm lit now.
Fuck out of here, Drake.
And SZA came in, kind of watched you a little bit, nigga.
Yeah, you be talking real sassy when it's Georgia Smith in them.
Once SZA came in, you changed your little tone up.
Yeah, get right.
I like it.
It sound like Drake. It just don't sound like, for the dog, it don't sound like nothing like, Hey, hey, man, you change your little tone up. Yeah, get right. I like it. It sound like Drake.
It just don't sound like for the dogs.
It don't sound like nothing like,
I mean, the first old boy.
No, no, no.
He was spitting.
He was spitting.
None of that matters if you're going to get sad two minutes later.
He came in aggressive.
Same way I be doing, bitch.
Then she make a couple valid points.
You got to tone it down a little bit.
Then you got to, yeah, but you got to still be cool.
So you got to de-escalate like in increments.
Like you can't just, but if she start banging you in the head with shit,
I'm like, oh man, fuck, I forgot about that.
I did do that part.
I did do that part.
My girl did that the other day.
I didn't say anything else.
Yeah, she, because you know, she she went all through my phone for years,
so she just didn't tell me everything.
Oh, shit.
Kept some shit in the tuck.
One night, I was super thirsty.
Hell, dog.
And she pulled that shit out in the tuck.
We was having a good talk, too.
She's like, yeah, man, stupid shit you niggas be doing.
Like, that Spanish girl, she couldn't even speak no English.
You Uber her to the house? You just, she was like, yeah, man, stupid shit you niggas be doing. Like, that Spanish girl, she couldn't even speak no English. You Ubered her to the house?
She was like, wait, what?
I mean.
I tried to hit the home, remember?
She had the receipt.
Wait, what?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Actually, it was at 11.57 PM.
Oh, she had me dead to rights.
I mean.
Then she was like, you didn't cash that, but you woke up immediately and cashed that by like a thirsty ass bitch ass.
Oh my gosh.
My God.
When I get caught, I'll be done.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Pesos.
Welcome to Episodes.
You know that's a thirsty.
You know them thirsty nights too.
You know them thirsty nights when you walk in.
That girl don't speak no, not lick of English.
This is going to be a layup.
This is going to be a, hey, hey.
Pesos.
What?
When you off.
Off.
Finito working.
This place?
When?
Leave.
Mi casa.
Me.
Uber.
You Uber.
I Uber.
Uber.
Something about this is wrong.
No, it ain't.
I was so immature.
No, it ain't.
I was so immature.
You speak in sign language and shit like that.
I was so immature. I'm glad I grew up. Glad so immature. You're speaking sign language and shit like that. I was so immature.
I'm glad I grew up.
Glad I grew up.
Glad, glad, glad we grew up, yo.
She take the shoes off ASAP when she walk in.
Know right what it is.
It's a fact.
Ain't no Netflix.
And then he take his socks off, too.
She got socks on?
Yeah, some of them.
You got Netflix on?
No, I'm saying.
This wasn't one of those.
I know.
That's what I said.
It ain't none of that.
This was pitch black.
Like a haunted house.
What the fuck did you talk about?
Can't allow her to memorize nothing in here.
Oh, shit.
You shitting me?
She might have bumped into some shit.
She might even fell down a few times.
She had the light.
Yeah, it was kind of scary.
Niggas ain't got no lights on for sure.
Are you crazy?
You got to put your fucking infrared glasses on.
Special ops.
Bitch, you ain't bring your Oculus?
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
You stupid.
Bye.
Welcome to episode 658 Of the Joe Budden Podcast
I just went home after the last pod
And a text me
Yo man did you do an intro to the pod
I'm like yo dawg
I don't think you intro'd the pod
Yo this is a
This is a nuts crew
This clique is nuts
Alright
Alright
Alright
I've been patient This click is nuts. All right. All right. All right.
I've been patient.
Patiently waiting.
I've been faking.
Yes, sir. For a long time.
Y'all knew what I was coming to do.
Now I want you.
Ooh.
I want you.
It's out.
I stand in what I said.
Uh-oh. Yeah. Keep going, man. I want you It's out I stand in what I said Mic check, one, two, one, two Mic check, one, two, one, two
Welcome, welcome, salutations
Hope you're feeling good, feeling great out there
Shout out to the beautiful ladies listening
Shout out to the big ones in the last days
It goes Shout out to the OGs out there
Shout out to the milfs and the gilfs out there
It goes
Shout out to everybody on the road right now
Everybody up, getting their kids ready for work
Shout out to the teachers and all that
Shout out to the nurse aides too out there
Let me tell y'all, I've been outside talking to the nursing aides
Y'all better be stopped
I mean, y'all better stop
Y'all better stop being nice to the nursing aides
They gonna kill y'all grandmas
Keep playing Y'all better be stopped. I mean, y'all better stop. Y'all better stop being nice on an emergency. They gonna kill y'all grandmas. Oh, shit.
Keep playing.
Keep playing.
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Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. Keep playing. I don't wanna waste time, oh no Yeah, baby Oh, yeah
I see you callin'
And I'm thankful that you're takin' time
And it's true, I'm fallin'
I'm gettin' the nights that gave you the best I can
And you're makin' so hard to see my face
Cause every time I'm with you, you do things that I like
You make me touch, how you talk, where you wanna make it last
I can't catch you off my brain
You do those things that I like
You do those things that I like
Oh my fucking God.
Oh man.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
Greatest show on earth, on turf, whatever you want to call it.
We in the building.
Oh, god.
Oh, god.
No drill button.
No drill button.
No drill button.
Ah, not for daddy.
What's that?
What the fuck?
You're an icy bitch. Flippin' mail, mail, mail, mail. What's that?
Flippin' Mal, Mal, Mal, Mal.
Yeah.
Flippin' Mal.
We up in this piece.
Gang gang.
It's us.
What episode is this?
658.
658.
Welcome to episode 658 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I am your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden,
here with a few really amazing people, really well-dressed, great smelling,
great spirit-having people, huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Give it up for your fucking selves.
Give it up for yourselves.
Starting to fall off right, fourth quarter gang.
Hey!
We got Big Mel here, minus the videographer.
Ha!
Big Mel.
Big Mel walking around Brooklyn with Daisy off the leash,
just being filmed in a dress, hair twirling.
I'm so stooped.
Spinning around.
Their address.
Put their whole address in the video.
Didn't edit that out.
Now somebody on their way there.
It's in French. Hey, is Melissa Ford here? I've seen her on Instagram.
But these baddies, I'll tell ya.
Did you at least know whose house it was?
Um,
yeah. No.
No.
Just look nice.
Just look nice.
No, I didn't.
But I wasn't in Brooklyn.
And rest in peace, Pop Smoke.
What?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Rest in peace.
Yeah.
I'm with you.
Go ahead.
Go ahead, Mel.
Go ahead.
Tell us more.
About what?
I'm lost.
So am I.
Pop Smoke passed away because of his address.
Yes.
Oh, gotcha.
The address that he was staying at.
Okay, clear.
I don't live there.
I don't live there.
I was in the neighborhood.
Tell him.
Looked like a nice house.
His killers listening.
Yeah.
I don't live there.
It was a nice neighborhood.
No, you confirmed it.
I won't even confirm or say what borough it was.
So there's that.
Big mouth.
What the fuck they talking about?
I did not look like Harlem.
Big flip in the building salute salute
they know what the fuck
time it is
queens in the building
hey
hey
hey
get jiggy with it
hey
big flip
get jiggy with it
hey
go light feet go light feet, hey, go light feet
Go light feet, go light feet
Go light feet
Turn it off, man
You ain't get to the good part yet
Stop
Hey
Hey
Hey
With a hammer on the side
Salute, salute, salute
Rest in peace, T. salute. Come on, man.
Rest in peace, TJ Casper, man.
I see what you was doing there.
With the hammer on the side.
That's 07.
07, I was in a wild place.
No, clearly.
I watched the whole video.
Oh, mad times.
Yo, I got most of the way through it.
Oh, come on, man.
Mad times, I watched that video.
The one and only, huh?
It's the one and only right there. It that video. The one and only, huh? It's the one and only right there.
It's him.
The one and only right there.
Huh?
You always, like, fool me, son.
Like, one minute you dressed like an old man.
You dressed like a construction worker.
Now you dressed like a young nigga on the block.
Like, it's just like, it's something with you, man.
Levels.
He's a hood anomaly.
Levels, man.
He's a hood anomaly, yo.
I never met a nigga like you.
You said that shit.
Somehow, always in sync with Melissa Ford.
Always in sync on some Dungeon Dragon shit.
Parks.
What?
You guys always are color coordinated.
Well, I mean, we're color coordinated.
Don't put me in it.
Don't put me in it.
Don't put me in it.
When the joke is you and Ish, don't put me in it no more.
Both couches are looking very similar right now.
You look like a young nigga.
You look good, man.
You look like a young ill nigga, too.
You got your eyebrows done?
Yeah.
You look like a young nigga that just got his cat.
When you turn to the side, it look like you have the little.
Stop looking at my eyebrows.
You're like one of them scamming niggas.
This shit is defiant.
This nigga might keep watching.
That's how them scammer and drug dealers look, just like you.
This nigga is Al B.
I think we're good This nigga is
This nigga is
I'll be
I'll be
I'll be
I'll be good
I'll be
It's a good bet
It's a good bet
It is
They know who that is over there, huh?
Apple conference just finished
Big fucking ice, huh?
Switch this whole shit up
Nike down today Nike down Nike down son
Put the Iversons to the side
They still there
This is my fit check
This is the old version
Of what the young niggas
Are doing with the fit check
Which I hate and like
At the same time
I guess
I hate
What you got
What's that
What's that
What's that part
That I hate
I like what they doing
And then when
The person they talking to
Is too cool To even give it to you.
It's like, yo, dawg, you got this little animated nigga in your face.
Tell him how much this shit is so we can go.
That's a nice Gucci cardigan.
How much that cost, dawg?
Yeah, it's $1,000.
You know, you know, you know.
I don't even remember.
Yeah, I don't remember that.
Something like.
Like, dawg, nigga.
All right, move on.
Get away from him.
Stupid.
We got Big Ice here. Parks. Parks bought all the shorts, man. I did. All right, move on. Get away from him. Stupid. We got big ice here.
Parks.
Parks bought all the shorts, man.
I did.
All of them.
And I didn't know that it was fall today.
Today fall?
That shit just came overnight.
Like, it was hot yesterday.
Mm-hmm.
I knew it.
When I had to turn my heat on.
Work.
When I had to turn the heat on.
I had the fireplace over in the house.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
It was freezing.
Yeah, but what part of you was freezing?
Like, my ass was cold.
All right.
What? What? As a man, when you in the house. freezing? Like, my ass was cold.
What?
As a man, when you in the house... Fuck the whole car.
Nah, as a man, when you in the house...
But no other part of you really matters when you cold.
Your feet.
Your feet.
Your feet.
Oh, I got a nice car.
Your feet when it's cold is nasty.
Yeah, that's true.
Stop.
All right.
Yo, this guy.
Yo, something broke.
I feel you.
I feel you.
Nah, yeah, turn the heat on. Turn the heat on. The heat went on. It was 50 degrees. It was 50 degrees. Stop Alright Yo I feel you I feel you I feel you Nah
Turn the heat on
Turn the heat on
It's 50 degrees
It's 50 degrees
You said you cut your fireplace on
Yeah
Okay
Fireplace huh
Which one
Electric or
It's just one fireplace
Oh yeah
I ain't on y'all level yet
It's in the wall
I don't have any fireplaces
No
It's outside the wall
Yes
I'm on y'all level
I don't have a chimney And all that You don't have that fireplaces. It's outside the wall? Yes. I'm on y'all level. I don't have a chimney
and all that in the crib.
You don't have that one?
Okay.
I don't have that one.
Cut it fire,
but all right.
Salute.
Well,
it's good to see
all of y'all.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome.
Welcome to y'all.
It's fucking Drake.
I'm still mad at this nigga.
I'm still pissed off.
The VMAs?
Oh,
yeah,
we can start there.
Let's start it with the VMAs. Oh yeah, we can start there. Let's start it with the VMAs.
Hey!
Shout to North.
Absolutely.
It was weird
to have it on a Tuesday,
no?
Yes.
That's a weird day
for a Sunday.
Yeah.
I feel like all award shows
are usually on a Sunday.
I hated that being
on a Tuesday.
Driving,
down there was
a pain in the ass.
I'm sure it was.
But from what I saw, it was a really, really good showing.
Good show out.
Turnout, I mean.
Oh, okay.
The streets of Newark were live is what you're telling me.
I mean.
Okay.
No robberies, no bad events.
So hopefully we'll continue to.
Surprisingly.
Why?
They cleaned that area down there up.
I'm just saying, usually the days of the the wars A lot of niggas get booked outside
That was back in the days though
Things have changed and progressed
Shout out to
New Wark
Can we hear from anybody
That saw the awards
I watched New Wark
It was
Come on give it up
There wasn't many big stars
It was kind of weird in that respect
I feel like MTV VMAs used to
I mean there's some big stars But there's a lot of stars i know i do who they were or i guess i don't know
if they call them a lot of artists yeah a lot of artists i did not know who they were particularly
or kind of passingly knew who they were so that was new and different for me um it was it was it
was okay it's okay it was good there was no like crazy performance to me there
was no standout moments standout moment no that that i can recall but it was mildly entertaining
any highlight for you like yeah that was like all right that's any breakout performances
any debut songs that you might have liked that displayed
on stage
I don't
no
okay enough
y'all are horrible
fucking Doja Cat performance
she was great
that was a great performance
the people that were
walking dancing
behind her
shadowing her movements
I thought that
that was hard
I was mad
cause I wanted to hate on it
cause of her shenanigans
recently couldn't find no hate little b**** fired I was mad because I wanted to hate on it. Because of her shenanigans recently.
Couldn't find no hate.
Little s fire.
She's fire.
Yo, you stupid.
I mean, I don't mean to call her that.
She's fire.
She is.
Nah.
She killed it, killed it.
Come on, man.
For you to come in and say that, she smoked it.
Far and away.
Smoked.
Like, what y'all going to do?
Like, you got to just take her.
Fans, she said, fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all.
Y'all unfollowed her, but that girl's fire still.
She went crazy.
Who else?
Who else?
Nikki went up there and shot at everybody.
That was fun.
She was hosting, right?
Yo, this was entertaining.
Let me start with
it was entertaining like we had a long day of work we did i didn't necessarily feel like cutting the
tv on that day but when i cut it on which was about a little bit midway through before halfway
through and then she was on for a long time i was thoroughly entertained even with the bad stuff
right doja went crazy nik Nicki went crazy. That was later.
I want to say more about Nicki's performance,
but I don't want people to say I'm instigating women rap beef,
even though I want to.
She didn't say no names.
Oh.
Oh, come on.
She didn't.
Oh, come on.
She didn't say no names. Okay, so then Oh, come on. She didn't. Oh, come on. She didn't say no names.
She said, you bitches lying, y'all look up to me.
You said that you look up to her, but you look up to me.
That's what she said.
There's only one person that's been running around saying,
I used to look up to her, but now I don't really
fuck with that bitch, and I look up to her now.
Oh, who is that?
I don't know. I won't say. Look at you you look at you don't try it buddy I'm on point today
oh my bad I can't I can't I can't say see I don't know I don't know the end so I didn't really catch
the diss it just felt like a general diss to me no definitely wasn't it was a few more lines there
wasn't just a general diss okay so I did like that. Hip Hop 50,
I'll be honest,
I'll be glad
when this shit is over.
It's over, yo.
Because the tributes
have been trashed.
It's over.
That's literally
what I was thinking
last night.
It's over, yo.
All right.
I'm cool.
Did you see the tribute?
Hey, thanks.
I did.
Thanks and you're welcome.
Both.
But these niggas can sit down now. thanks and you're welcome both but
these niggas can sit down
now
I seen these niggas everywhere now
it's been the same
for all of us
who did the tribute
whoever did the tribute
thank you
enough enough now cause it's VMAs first of all That's whoever did the tribute. Thank you. Sit down.
Enough.
Enough now.
Because it's VMAs.
First of all, I was so happy that they sprinkled a few black people in there.
First of all, clap it up for that.
It was a few black people.
They let a few black people.
Yeah.
I need to address that one day.
No, it was so shady. Every time they showed the crowd, they got like,
finding black persons like, where's Waldo?
In the middle of nowhere.
Why you showing me all these colorful people
when you're missing the fucking color?
The color.
You're missing the color.
But it's cool.
Hey, I stayed watching.
I feel like I only saw Taylor Swift the whole time.
Yes.
Oh, well, yeah, they made sure to tell us
how Taylor Swift felt about everything.
She looked like she was having a good time, though.
She was having a ball.
She was having a ball. She was doing that. What I will say, she looks like was having a good time. She was having a ball.
What I will say, she looks like she has a good time.
She might be kind of fun to hang out with.
You know what I want to say? Oh man, this is such a good talk.
I bumped into somebody last night.
He was with a little, I mean, I can't say
who it was, but it was with a white girl.
Or white lady.
And these white ladies,
like the fun ones, they be like
dancey and touchy. You know how the white
ladies be? That's like into it.
The white ladies just into it.
I know what you mean.
I'm explaining it wrong.
But
when they into it,
they get close. They invade your space.
I know what you're saying, but it sounds horrible.
But Considere Swift looks like that type of white girl.
She's just like 6'7".
She's like the white Britney Grinner or some shit.
She mad, lanky.
At first, I thought it was weird that Ice Spice was hanging out next to her.
I was like, oh, actually, they look like they're having a good time over there.
They did.
Didn't they do a song together?
They did.
Oh, I don't know.
That's why they're friends. I didn't even know that. I mean, yeah. They look like they did. Didn't they do a song together? They did. Oh, I don't know. That's why they're friends.
I ain't even know.
I mean, yeah.
They look like they did.
Yes, they did a song.
She was having fun.
Ice Bites looks like
a good time, too,
everywhere she goes.
Oh, unless it's with a nigga
that's less successful.
She lost her shit on y'all now.
Too late.
Missed the window.
Missed the window.
It's diva time now.
Sweetie was reading shit.
Sort of.
Come on.
Come on, yo. How could y'all not have enjoyed the vmas
even if you didn't like it see if you saw it if you saw it there was some entertainment
there's entertainment in this shit sweetie was reading i'm tossing it to our sweetie uh
expert parks um listen man i think that she's one of the best readers I've ever heard.
A, B, C, D.
I personally would like her to read me stories sometimes.
Bedtime.
Bedtime would be cool.
Yeah, anytime.
Ish?
Hi.
Damn, where is it?
No.
Damn, you lost her.
She'll read you to sleep?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You too?
She probably couldn't see.
She's an orator, you know?
A master orator.
Man, that teleprompter was putting the beats on her.
That teleprompter was whooping a lot of people's ass.
But it was whooping her ass.
It was like, fight back.
She looked at me.
Shout out to Sweetie.
There was a couple people I saw the teleprompter beating down on.
Here we go.
Here we go.
You can play with me like I don't say some shit
we've got more we got more from your favorite nominees mark Lipsmore glam and
definitely more music coming your way right after the break
you're not gonna want to miss what we have coming on the VMA pre-show. I know that's right. Sprinkle that in. I know that's right.
We got more
from your favorite nominees. More glitz,
more glam, and definitely more music
coming your way right after the break.
And you're not going to want to
miss what we have
upcoming on the VMA
pre-show. I know that's right.
I know that's right.
She followed it up. Wait, but wait.
She followed it up.
She followed it up.
What, by sending shots from the stage?
Nah, she said, yo, I see you out there making fun of my stutter.
I don't like that shit.
I know that's right.
And I said, yeah, that's right.
She went up there and sent shots from the stage.
Yo, I see y'all out there online trying to make that shit go viral.
Y'all reaching.
But here the nominee, or whatever the fuck she was introducing at the time. Yeah, I see I do a lot trying to make that shit go viral y'all reaching but
But here the nominee or whatever the fuck she was introducing at the time Oh, I am so excited for tonight. It's going to be an epic night for sure.
A bunch of the stars.
She was totally nervous.
I think she did a great job, guys.
I know you did.
It's different when they just a number.
I know you did, buddy.
Shout out to Sweetie, man. Shout out to Sweetie, man.
It could be tough
reading and shit.
We know that the pop goes fast.
It does.
And the font might be little.
Do you need your girl to know how to read today?
I don't know.
Might be better if she...
If she can't, right?
Whatever in the prenup.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Oh, no.
No, I'm here today.
No, I'm here today.
Holy shit.
I'm here today.
Wait.
Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, Nikki.
Nah.
Let me watch how I do this.
Oh, wait.
I forgot.
The puff performance was great.
That was one thing that stood out to me.
Oh, I love what you did.
That was.
I forgot about that performance.
And then they gave him the Global Icon Award.
Yeah.
Having his son be Mase was a little strange, but other than that...
Yeah, it was a little crazy when I saw that.
I'm glad you... Yeah, I wanted to tell... Puff, album's phenomenal. We're going to get to that in a second, but...
Like, call Mase.
He's right there.
And even if you're not going to call Mase, nigga, you got to do it.
Your son can't be Mase anymore, for more money, more problems.
Think Mase is doing it still?
I wouldn't care.
Then Poff got to do it.
But his son, and I feel horrible
saying that because it felt good
to see him up there with his son.
It's fly.
And his kids came up there.
It is fly to do it.
I would do it.
Let me tell you, I would do it.
It's fly.
I'd have my son be Mace.
That's fly.
It's verse.
Mace, fuck youace fucking. Watch this.
What you doing back in there?
I'm the young Harlem nigger with the gold.
What you know about going out here with me?
You start doing all the dumb ass stuff.
He was doing it.
He was doing it.
He was doing all the dances.
He did the pop dance. He was on all that shit.
And for Puff to still be up there moving and shaking and dancing like that.
With a hairline.
That shit pissed me off.
I ain't going to hold you.
That fire ass red outfit.
That nigga's fire, man.
That shit really pissed me off.
That nigga's fire.
I was hot.
I'm tired of seeing the older niggas with perfect hairlines, man.
I get jealous.
All right.
Listen.
Nicki Minaj won.
That's the other thing.
The VMAs was just making
up a play and they were blatant they were just making up awards you're here you win
super blatant with it Nicki definitely won her negotiation and they you know I love you I'm
the categories are always weird to me too it's like best Latin Nicki won super freaky girl won
best won the VMA for Best Hip Hop.
Which is a weird title
for an award, by the way.
Which beat out
Diddy featuring
all these people,
gotta move on, got that.
Khaled, Drake,
and Lil Baby staying alive.
Glorilla and Cardi B,
Tomorrow 2.
Lil Uzi Vert,
Just Wanna Rock.
Lil Wayne featuring
Swiss Beats and DMX,
Can't Nobody.
And Metro Boomin featuring Future, Superhero.
I want to be clear that everybody that was nominated
was performing and present at the awards,
and the winner was the host of the awards.
Like, I'm not even sure, like, the songs...
There's a negotiation right there.
There absolutely was a negotiation.
Like, very blatant.
That's it.
Oh, wait. Oh, wait.
You want me to do what?
Oh, wait.
No, wait.
They had a whole different lineup of nominees until the contracts went out.
And then it was like, oh, wait, nah.
Shout out to Nicky for winning that award.
And then, in one of my favorite parts of the night, they did the first ever Afrobeats award.
And Selena Gomez won.
Nah, we're homeboys.
What?
With who?
Sorry.
Dude.
His name is.
His name is Ramos.
But who?
Yeah, something.
I didn't know how to pronounce it.
But who?
I mean, not Ramos.
Ramos.
But who won?
They did.
Collectively.
Dog, this is like when.
They did. This is like when Beyonce got. You know, I can't even say it. Whenively. Dog, this is like when... They did.
It's like when Beyonce got...
You know, I can't even say it.
When Beyonce...
When Shorty got that award.
She sat up there looking like,
I ain't supposed to be up here, really.
She looked lost.
She looked lost.
Selena Gomez did not want to be up there.
And then he said all that shit.
Then made the audience give it up.
And give it up for her.
And you know what?
You gotta come talk.
I feel bad.
You gotta say something. You gotta. Come on. You gotta say? You got to come talk. I feel bad. You got to say something.
You got to.
Come on.
You got to say something.
Stop.
I was home cracking the fuck up.
This was a good night.
Hey, I pushed.
Wherever I was going, I pushed it back a little bit for that.
I did.
I watched the second half.
And then the next morning, I had to put on the first half.
Because it was, like I said, the actual performers and shit, it was weird to me.
But the messiness of it all was entertaining as fuck.
Oh, and then the Stray Kids came out.
I'm sorry, who?
Stray.
The K-pop niggas.
I wrote it down.
Oh, shit.
There was a bunch of K-pop shit.
It's the Stray Kids.
That was their name?
The ones that did this little thing?
Get your, hey, nigga.
We don't want y'all,
first of all, but if we gotta have
y'all on the TV, bring BTS
on back from the military.
See why you gotta
pick your battles? I said all
that shit, and the straight kids,
these loser niggas,
this is like K-pop 98 degree.
They was so trash.
They was out of sync.
They was out of sync.
NSYNC came back.
Couldn't sing.
Oh, man.
The fucking Stray Kids.
I'm going to kill y'all.
I'm going to kill y'all.
NSYNC came back and did a presentation.
Oh, my God.
The Stray Kids.
They kind of look like firefighters a little bit now,
but I mean, they were still, you know what I mean?
Good to see them all together.
Firefighters with 30 years on the job.
Oh,
and then there was the Meg
Justin debacle.
Yeah.
Of the clip of her
saying whatever she's saying
and the blog said it was beef.
Then the publicist
deaded that with the,
no,
that was a friendly exchange.
What debacle?
It was like a backstage clip of them
passing each other.
I'm telling you to tell the people
that this is a video.
This guy's an idiot.
This guy's a fool.
There was a clip of
not really of any sound, but you could see
JT and you could see Meg. And she was gesturing a lot. There was a lot of there was a clip not really of any sound but you could see JT and you could see Meg
and she was gesturing a lot and she had a lot of hand gestures it looked aggressive and she had a
look on her face then the story came out that he said nice to meet you and that she was saying
uh-uh no not like this this don't count but the body language looked like it was saying something
else that he was trying to figure it out then the mouth work readers got involved and you know whatever gotcha I didn't really
care at that point because why even why do it look like that to be friendly
still doing a lot but I can't say no and I'm not
shout to Justin and I'm not yeah and maybe knocking him down I saw when
Wyclef was introducing Shaquiri.
Free the wave.
Free the wave.
I like that.
Free the wave.
That's right.
Big Jersey.
New Jerusalem.
You know what he said?
Shout out to Jersey Twerk.
Shout out to Sir.
Big Jersey.
Free up.
Oh, and then The Warning came out.
Huh?
The Warning.
Little punk rock white girls.
I wrote the names down just so I could.
Oh, I see.
I saw them all. I didn't bother writing their names down. Because I was like, who are these people? Because I wrote the names down just so I could- Oh, I see. I saw them all.
I didn't bother writing their names down
because I was like, who are these people?
Because I'm like, if y'all going to-
I'm here to see my people,
but don't try to use my people to force feed me
this other bullshit that y'all want me to see,
but I'm going to write these niggas down
because that's how trash they are.
Don't worry.
But I ain't going to lie.
The people in the crowd when it came on,
it was a little 22-year-old looking, I need to stay in the crowd when the game on me earlier this shit is great hey we gonna get you
motherfucker
kill the
world
I said oh
shit
they're trying
to speak
rock and roll
back
oh shit
it's tiktok
rock and roll
that little
other stage
they just had
a bunch of
people
which you know
cool give
someone a shot
but I was
lost the whole time they was playing all these people.
Who are these people?
Way back to my nose.
Where's my fucking nose?
Hey!
And y'all gonna stop.
Shakira with this hip shit.
It's like the biggest lie in music.
Shakira don't have a hip.
Nowhere on.
Y'all gonna have her break her pelvic bone.
Doing all that shit. But she's the best her pelvic bone. She poppin' on it.
But she's the best at that.
Whatever it is, she shake it.
Second to who? Chelsea Allen?
Beyonce got the hip hop.
Beyonce pops that hip.
Come on back, my brother.
Welcome home.
Coming home, I'm coming home.
She care we gonna break some shit.
Ain't no hips up there
That's the lie
That's the lie
Hips don't lie
Hips is the fucking lie
And then
Why is Tiffany Haddish
Running around
Chasing Shakira
Out of the venue
Screaming Shakira
To the top of her lungs
You celebrity people
Tiffany Haddish
It's weird
Tiffany Haddish might listen to this
So
I ain't trying to be cool
But
Share a little thing
Hey Ted
Oh you back today
Oh you all the way
You all the way back
What's wrong with you
Can't call Tiffany Ash
On the pod
Okay
Okay
Alright
You fuck Tiffany Ash
In a heartbeat
No
Did you hear that
She has some new music out
I did not
She said that Look hate No Hate Hate In a heartbeat. Oh. Did you hear that she has some new music out? I did not. Oh.
She said that.
But look, hate.
No.
Hate.
Hate.
I'm saying, we've got it.
We ain't talking about music, Miss Honey.
Coming, yeah.
We talking about fucking.
Ground pound.
Head between the washing and drying.
All that variety shit you want.
And then, and then, and then, and then. We talking about fucking.
Stay on top of the stairs, man. We talking about some shit. We talking about real nigga shit. Stay on top of the stairs man we took a lot of shit
this is where grown folks at man she does have songs out oh yeah she did it again
man you got a gift man you just trick us into yeah we'll play it during the new music
we have to we have to we'll play it during the new music section. We have to. We'll play it during the new music section.
We have to.
Sound off the brain.
Hot surgery.
What is that?
You guys are so
fucked up.
Only Mel.
Only you can do it.
What's wrong with her? Only you can do it! What's wrong with her, right?
Only you can do it, man.
You have a gift.
Yeah, Mel is great.
I've never seen somebody...
For the audience, Mel would just get us, you know, the coach would draw plays.
She would just do her own shit.
She would take the team in a whole...
She's like, uh, who's that nigga that was doing that?
O'Ray John Rondo with Carlisle.
Nigga was doing what he wanted.
Um... Oh, shit. What else happened funny at the VMAs? that was doing that. Over at John Rondo with Carlisle. That nigga was doing what he was doing.
What else happened funny at the VMAs?
Wait, hold up.
Damn, y'all lucky.
I think that's it.
Stupid.
I think that's all
I got in my notes.
But that was a good night of TV.
It was entertaining.
And you're right.
All the famous people
had something to do.
All of them. So there, now you're right. All the famous people had something to do. All of them.
So there, now you're stuck with...
The warning.
Suki and fucking...
Oh, yeah, then Suki versus Delicious.
I got the after-award drama that went on
because Suki was on the red carpet popping it.
She got down on all fours.
Give me some of that.
So Delicious wrote in the comments,
something to the effect of
Like a lot of shoes have been have walked over. It's like a lot of germs
To be on all fours
Girl you fuck flavor played you ain't scared of nothing
yo that's a valid point
that is a valid rebuttal
the point was made but
yo chill out
he was knocking them all down but I'm just saying
oh man
is anybody here Eskimo brothers with Flay or Flay
that's why he went to the other side
welcome back That's why he went to the other side Welcome back
We know you is Tiffany
Why you looking at me
I'm not
I'm just looking
Oh shit
Don't ever be this way
No other time
I'm looking over here
In this direction
You looking behind you over here
No I'm looking
Oh she was saying
Paul is probably
Man that's hate
That's hate
I might be
I mean if that's what you
Imply and I might be
What
You might be No she couldn't She couldn't get my that's what you're implying, I might be. What? You might be.
No, she couldn't give him eye contact.
Oh, then you're Eskimo brother with Flav?
Maybe.
I don't know that.
You know you can't control your Eskimo brothers, right?
You cannot?
You can't.
Flav that nigga.
Stop playing with Flav.
There's some girls out there that have put me down with some shame.
There's a few girls out there.
Y'all have got me in a group.
It's like walking
In the DMV
Like you feel like
You could walk
Right to the front
But they gonna let you
Know where to be at
McDonald's
Hey yo
Hey big dog
Nah
Nah right there
Two cheeseburger
Melt back here
Right there
What you mean
That big ass audience
With all them chairs
A nigga sitting there
Looking angry
Yeah sit there
You took the number
Take the number
She'll say like
970
B
Yo
This crazy Yeah For real You gotta outsmart the DMV I start going up there With my mom Take your number. She'd say like, 970. B. Yo, this is crazy.
For real,
you got to outsmart the DMV.
I started going out there
with my mom.
All right, I'll stand in line.
You fill out the thing.
You got to.
And I had to go to the one,
when you got tickets anyway,
send me right to
125th Street.
Harlem?
Never.
If you ain't never been
to that DMV,
then don't talk to me.
Yeah.
It's just, it's bad.
I took my points
instead of going in.
Man, just give me the points. I'm guilty. I'm like, I'm going to fucking Harlem DMV. to me. Yeah. It's just, it's bad. I took my points instead of going in. Man, just give me the points.
I'm guilty.
I'm like on the fucking
holiday.
Give me the points.
Yeah.
How many points
you got in your shit?
I had like 43 at one point.
What?
43 points, yeah.
Oh, they ain't like Jersey.
New York different.
Yeah, New York must be different.
I had 43.
What's going on?
I mean, it's felonious.
After, I think after four,
every four years.
I think nine is like a test.
I think every year. I think in Jersey, 11 four years. I think a nine is like a test.
I think in Jersey, 11, you're sure to suspend.
No, my shit was suspended.
90-day suspension, like four times.
And then after about three or four years, I'm not sure, the points drop off.
Every two in Jersey, your points drop off.
Two points.
43 is a lot to get through, though.
No, but I had it since I was a kid. I crashed a car into a house.
All types of crazy stuff.
That's how it gets started.
They couldn't drop it. You crashed a car into a house. All types of crazy stuff. That's how it gets started. They couldn't drive me.
I crashed a car in a house.
Yeah, I tried to hit somebody
with a car in Queens.
And he moved out the way
and I crashed into a house.
It's crazy.
Then he punched me in the face
after when I got out.
I would have punched you since.
Yeah.
Facts.
Stupid.
This is like,
why did I do that?
Was that before or after
the chicken noodle soup song?
Before.
You ain't had your hand
on the side when he punched you?
No.
No, no, no.
It was on Dunkirk.
Oh, man.
You bluffed.
The rumors are true.
I don't know.
Hey, I'm like, you don't want to do it, my man.
I'll fry your ass up.
No, don't fry me up.
Please, please don't fry me up.
Please, it was too good of an opportunity.
It was too good. It was too good of an opportunity It was too good
Alright I'm chilling
I'm back chilling again
I'm back chilling again
I don't know what room
we can talk about
I don't know what I'll be
Oh man
Y'all are great
What were we talking about?
We just wrapped up
I'm done
We done
It's over
It's over
Y'all fucking stupid ass
awards made me stay
in the house that night
That shit was a hot ass mess
I can't go out
when all these fucking doofuses is out Heard about a few of y'all My stupid ass awards made me stay in the house that night. That shit was a hot ass mess. I can't go out when all these fucking doofuses is out.
Heard about a few of y'all.
My friend, Worker Tao, thought she was getting off at normal time.
Celebrity star called, yeah, I'll be there three hours later.
Can I stay there?
I hate celebrities.
I hate celebrities.
When was the last time an award show was good?
Like fire from beginning to end.
One of the BET Awards during the pandemic when it was all videos was fire. All fire from beginning to end. What are the BET Awards
during the pandemic
when it was all
I was about to say
all the BET Awards
during the pandemic
was fire.
Got it.
All of the BET Awards
since the pandemic
when they
fire fire
have been fire.
Fire.
A few Grammys
have been fire too.
That's true.
I like the pandemic awards.
I did.
They had to get creative
and they fucked it up.
I didn't like the after effects
of so many people losing their jobs and their gigs because companies found a new and cheaper had to get creative And they fucked it up I didn't like the after effects Of so many people
Losing their jobs
And their gigs
Because companies found
A new and cheaper way
To get things done
But
Yeah that was fucked up
Yeah that was
I mean
That's the game though
No that was fucked up
You gonna pop from our living room
Nah don't turn me
Into one of them
I hear these guys
Running around Companies are down Let's purchase them Like that nigga Half heart Yeah. You want to pop from our living room? No, don't turn me into one of them. I hear these guys running around.
Companies are down.
Let's purchase them.
Like, hey, nigga, have a heart.
What's that?
Don't do that, Ish.
These niggas don't give a fuck.
You know, but it's cool.
I know.
I want to always have a heart.
I saw a million little things, and this is us.
For real.
And I'm an empath.
You empath to go where? Path trainer over there. Oh, okay. For real And I'm an empath True
You're an empath to go where?
Path trainer over there
Oh
You think he funny like that?
Melissa
Listen
Your face all tightened
You think he that funny?
You know what?
Leave me alone
Yeah you acting like
This thing of Eddie Murphy
That's hate
That's hate
That's hate
That's true that's true
that's true
Meg and Cardi
performed at the VMAs
they did
their song Bongos
Bongos
thoughts
y'all give a thought
don't fuck with me
I'm just asking the room
I don't know if we're allowed
to have thoughts anymore
yeah I'm chilling
I saw the video
the video is
spectacular
and it just kind of
adds to you you know.
Made you like the song more and more?
But we talked about that.
We said that the visuals.
Probably turn the video on in the car.
Look, I'm just saying that once you see the video of a song,
then it kind of plays in your head and that sort of thing.
But, you know, apparently.
A video can make you like a song better.
Just like the McDonald's.
It can.
It can.
It can. It can. It can.
Yeah, I'm talking to you, but it can.
And, listen, I'll keep it a being.
It was a hard performance.
The performance was dope?
Yeah.
The song is a better performance record.
It was a good performance.
I still want to hear it out somewhere.
I think if it plays too long, that's when it wears off a little bit.
But, you know, in the beginning and the performance is good.
The video is dope.
I agree.
I need to hear it out.
When I watched
the whole video
towards the end,
I'm like,
all right, come on.
I got to see it
with some bongos.
No, with some
$45 joints.
You got to see it.
$45 heels.
Spending around.
Okay.
Then you know how it...
That was hate.
No, I'm going to say y'all.
I was going to say.
That was hate.
No, I was going to say.
Mal, you good?
You crushed your face up and everything.
Viola came back.
What about Fala'la Hill?
I was going to say, you guys are going to have to let me know how it plays.
But one person spoke.
You can't say you guys.
We're not speaking in unison.
Y'all agreed.
Salute. Y'all agreed. Salute.
Y'all agreed.
Anyways.
Bye, bye, bye.
Anyway.
I heard that nigga suing people, too.
I tried to find the guy's name who made that, you know, who the sound originated from.
Did you find it?
No, I didn't.
You brought it up the other day.
I tried to beat you to it.
You know, you said he was so about that sound.
I didn't find the source yet. I'm looking for it. Oh, I was just speaking off about that sound I didn't find the source yet
I'm looking for it
I was just speaking off
of a poem
I didn't know
a real case existed
you just made that up
it's a beat
but why would you
want to make
anything that is
incoherent
that's my shit
but let me try
a lot of the songs
got that
every time you say shit
shit happen next
I'm shut up
they tried
the blogs
you fucking
you fucking blogs out there tried to get me.
Melissa be throwing an alley-oop for y'all to try to get me.
But I dodged it.
How?
I dodged it, and y'all still posted it.
How?
Did you want to make an entry to DocuHulu special part one?
One.
No.
Why?
They was waiting.
They listened to this to wait for me to do me.
Listen, apparently.
And clip me up.
Listen.
They still got you.
The blog seemed to wait with bated breath for whatever you're going to say.
So apparently your remarks about bongos, Cardi had something to say.
What did she say?
And before I even heard what she had to say, the blogs already posted my response
to something I had never heard.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah, no, I don't click on things
when they can hurt me emotionally.
That's that impact on you.
Well, what did she say?
Come on, man.
I got you.
Cardi is my girl.
So when the headlines is Cardi B tears into Joe,
but come on, man.
Come on, that hurts.
That hurts my heart.
And I wouldn't have been saying that. I wouldn't have been saying that directly to Cardi because we fuck, I fuck on, man. Come on, that hurts. That hurts my heart. And I wouldn't have been saying that.
I wouldn't have been saying that directly to Cardi
because we fuck, I fuck with Cardi.
I was talking to a few of you other people,
but now I have to address the Cardi shit.
But when you speak, you speak like as if-
Like a man.
No, hold on.
You say your opinion.
Hold on.
You say your opinion and then you speak
as if you're preparing
for a response,
whether it's negative
or positive.
So last time you were
speaking about it,
you was like,
and if niggas feel the way,
why, you know,
I forgot what you said.
You said some ill shit,
but I don't know
if it's behind the scenes
or on here.
I don't want,
if I don't hear from you
the nine million times
I say something good,
I don't want to hear
from you when I say
something bad.
That wasn't a hearty response.
That was a general response
The number of phone calls
I take
After this podcast
Talking to niggas
About their emotions
And their feelings
Over some shit
That everybody
I started this
With scissor and ice
I talk to people
You also invite people
To fight
No I don't
Alright
You got the response
This nigga fine
The Cardi
Look they got
Look they research Research killing now They got the clip? This nigga funny. What, the Cardi? Look, they got research killing now.
They got the clip loaded up.
When it's about me, they on point.
Hey, you got it loaded up?
You ready to go?
Yeah, let me tell you what you said.
Athlete Bailey.
Soon as I say some shit was hurtful to me,
they load it right up.
Come on, let's hear it then.
You want to hear it?
I'll have to play it.
I mean, I can tune it out.
I just feel like it's like he has an issue with me.
And it was beyond the bongos.
It's just like,
you're inviting bitches that said
the rudest, nastiest shit for women.
What's them niggas name
they used to do podcasts with?
Oh, Maul.
Yeah, Maul
and the little other guy.
Yeah, when Maul and Rory say
we fuck shit about you or lies about you, you get so defensive.
You want to clear it up.
That's true.
You want to clear my tax zone because tax zone says something about you.
That's true.
You want to clear it up.
And, you know, you expect people to understand you and you expect people to take your side.
But I had to go to court.
take your side, but I had
to go to court. I had to go
to court because this woman, like,
it's beyond saying that I have herpes,
right? Like, come on now. Like, it's beyond
saying I have herpes. Like, this woman tried to run
an I drug men campaign.
Yeah. She paid men
to say that I drugged them and raped them.
She claimed that my dad...
I just feel like...
Alright, nigga, damn. How much you want to play?
How much of the clip
you want to play, Parks?
Great.
Since you sent it to him, Mel, right?
So it doesn't sound like...
So I guess that was click-baity
because it didn't sound like
she really actually had a problem
with what you said about bongos.
It sounded like she was hurt.
It sounded like she was hurt.
It sounded more like she was upset
about the fact that Tasha K
was invited to come up here.
It sounds that way.
Yeah.
Because your assessment of bongos, you didn't really say it like there was a whole lot of emotion.
You just kind of said it very factually.
And that was just an opinion.
You know, but I could.
This is what happens, man.
But you can tie the two together if you're her.
If you're her.
Maybe.
Listen, Ice has a point.
When you are not communicating with people, and Cardi and and i don't communicate there's plenty of room for gray area
right so when i when i look when i look to me when i look inward i could see how she would feel that
way right like i went to summer jam i came in here i talked about going to summer jam and i said i
left right before cardi came on right like if you're not speaking to somebody that you fuck with, like, why are you saying that on air as if?
That's why you left.
That's one.
Then you get to bongos.
Then you're looking at somebody that you know like, this is funny, too.
And then you see the Tasha K.
You don't even see the interview because it's not out.
But you see that, oh, and you had her up here.
Oh, it's something now.
It's something. It's something now. It's something.
It's something now.
So I wanted to ask y'all.
But look,
and you went and did
the one sit down
with the other person.
Like, from her point of view,
it could look that way.
No, I think she know that.
I think they both know
that I rock for each other.
But you can add that in there.
Once you start adding it
all together,
it could paint a picture.
So after listening to her,
I do want to come in
and ask y'all,
like, am I wrong
for that Tosh K interview?
What's your relationship with Cardi?
What is my relationship with Cardi?
What do you mean?
Do you have a respectful
and cordial with one another?
Nah, y'all bigger than that.
You champion Cardi.
But that is different
from a relationship.
No, I know.
I'm just saying,
but you've known Cardi pre-success. Cardi has done this show. I've known Cardi. But that is different from a relationship. No, I know. I'm just saying but you've known Cardi pre-success.
Cardi has done this show. I've known
Cardi before the success.
I fuck with her.
The New Yorker in me,
her story, everything about
where she is and how she got there is
I love it. But I've seen her talk about you
with admiration as well.
You get what I'm saying? So I think the feeling is mutual.
I think she fucks with you too.
Well, that's why I said
there's a respect
and there's a cordialness there.
A little bit more than that.
Maybe admiration.
But I think that
if you look at it from,
yo, this particular person
was trying to destroy my image,
my reputation,
my brand,
how I feed my kids,
and then you
supposed to be my homeboy
and you came and had them
sit on your couch
without a conversation,
then it could open up
the door for some...
But he wasn't,
like, he wasn't,
you know,
bigging up...
I'm not saying...
No, I get what you're saying.
I'm not saying...
Like you said,
if I got a relationship with you,
that's why I asked you that question.
That's why...
I would make the phone,
yo. It should be the phone, yo.
It should be, man, fuck these relationships.
Not saying, I fuck with Cardi.
And I do have relationships as well.
So I'm being biased. I don't move.
I'm being biased here.
Like, fuck the relationship.
He don't either.
He don't either.
He don't either.
I'm being biased here.
But here's the thing.
It prevents content from being produced when you have relationships.
A lot of classic content, a lot of devil advocacy that you can play around with the person and take the person that you fuck with side is prevented because people are looking at it like, oh, you had that person there and you giving them shine.
You know what I mean?
But sometimes a conversation or text.
But why would we have to check in?
I know you're going to finish.
You always say, let me finish.
Finish this.
I'm just saying, like, sometimes a conversation, yo, Flip, I know you're going to finish. You always say, let me finish. I'm just saying, sometimes a conversation,
yo, Flip,
I know you don't really fuck
with such and such,
but...
And if I tell you,
you know what you're going to do?
You're not going to do it?
The other person might not do it.
Might not do it.
See, but it becomes tricky-ish.
It depends, though.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
At least it's a conversation.
But a lot of times,
it's a conversation.
You normally would meet.
Am I asking permission
for my platform?
That's not permission.
No, you're not asking permission. Because you'll do it normally normally you burn a bridge with the
celebrity and the celebrity lets you know that you're burning said bridge normally when people
have to make the choice they roll with not burning the bridge i don't know i don't necessarily i've
never looked at any of these people as bridges,
but listening to y'all,
I think there's a valid point there.
I didn't like when an interview happened on my birthday.
I thought we had some type of common respect interview.
Somebody that was kicking my back on my birthday had a problem with it.
Now, that person that conducted that interview would have gave you a heads up
call first not that's not a check-in that's not getting permission just yo you my man i still
looked at it but i'm just a call thank you but i'm still gonna look at it away thanks i appreciate
the call but now i have a heads up to look at you funny why they might not have done it
how you felt that's what i'm saying i mean i give you so we don't need to stay here and do like
what we're doing but i'm just saying you go what i'm saying. I mean, I give you some... Listen, we don't need to stay here and do like what we're doing.
But I'm just saying.
Here you go.
What?
I'm just saying.
It's good to look inward
and see if there's a valid point.
You get 75% credit
because I have watched you.
If anybody, you ask,
yo, you have an issue with anybody?
Yeah.
I have watched you,
even off the strip from me,
digress from certain situations.
But you also,
if you shooting, you're shooting,
and people may get mad at me for sitting here while you're shooting and not saying anything,
and there's nothing that I can do.
That's a chance that I'm taking now that I'm up here.
You just got to take these chances.
It is what it is, you know?
Like, media work is media work.
Because I feel like if I call somebody,
I call Joe, like, yo, Joe, I'm about to interview somebody.
I feel like I'm asking for permission instead of saying, yo, I'm interviewing this person.
Just letting you know.
I'm letting you know.
And I'm not going to let them say nothing crazy.
I'm not giving them an option to say, no, I don't want you to do that.
And my brain looking at it like, yo, you won against the girl.
Right.
She did.
You won.
Yeah, but no. It's over. No, that's different. It's not over, though. She won against her. Right. She did. You won. Yeah, but no.
It's over.
No, that's different.
It's not over, though.
She won against her, though.
She did.
You won in court.
You won in court.
She didn't win in public perception?
Bam.
The accusations were still made.
This person still tried to end me
no matter what.
I said, okay.
You know.
Like, that happened.
She's a Uyghur.
It's all part of the apology.
And I shouldn't release the interview.
Wow. I think a conversation
I just think a conversation
yeah
I think a conversation
is definitely warranted
I don't think an apology
but a conversation
that's why
my first question was
what's your relationship with her
if you have a relationship
that's worthy of protecting
then yeah there's a conversation
but he didn't release it
on the day her single dropped that's it we did it then yeah, there's a conversation. But he didn't release it on the day
that her singles dropped.
That's it.
We did it, y'all.
We did it.
We did it.
We did it.
We got to it.
I'm wrong.
A whole lot.
I like that interview, too.
There was some shit in there.
So you're not releasing it?
No.
I don't know.
You put me on the spot, nigga. Why why you don't know i was not releasing it just
because it needed to be flagged and and edited and sought through and i never thought of the
cardi aspect you already of this because i wasn't sitting here on some kick somebody back in type
shit but you already postponed the interview due to the fact that cardi single came out that's not
true oh okay yeah that's what's not true nigga Nigga, I love what you said. All right.
So, all right.
Come on, this is not that big of a topic.
Salute.
30 minutes on it.
Salute.
We could take that in the Tory.
Tory was denied his appeal.
Like, we kind of assumed.
Yeah, we knew that was going to happen. Shit, his lawyer didn't even show up.
We didn't know he would call the little man.
Well, his lawyer had a previous obligation.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Look at you. That's what he said. You, his lawyer had a previous obligation. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you.
That's what he said.
You be ready to go.
I mean.
You be ready to go.
Listen.
Why you be so ready to go?
He got the new lawyer, right, man?
That's what I'm saying.
He makes a point to fire his first attorney, hire Jose Baez, this big deal.
And now it's like your first appeal where you're asking the judge for bail and to get out
of jail and he doesn't show up i'd be i'd fuck that fuck that i'd be pissed i would be pissed
previous engagement okay or he might have he might have another high-end client that already
had a court date like when you go to court it could be february they that already had a court date. Like, when you go to court, it could be February.
They'll set you a court date
for April 19th.
You get what I'm saying?
So, you lock that in.
So, if I'm representing Joe Button,
I'm representing Michael Jackson,
I'm representing this person,
they all high-level clients,
so you can't really shit on one
high-level client for another one.
And this client might be higher than him.
Well, thank you.
You know what I'm saying?
Because they kind of
painted it the way
like homeboy was on
some bullshit
which he could have been
but he might not have been.
What do y'all think
about him calling
a reporter girl
a googly-eyed bitch?
Who cares about that?
That's all I took.
Let's get to the fun part.
That shit was funny to me.
He called her
a googly-eyed bitch.
Yeah.
What's her name?
Megan Cardiff.
Megan something.
Or something like that. Yeah. They've had smoke. They've had smoke. Yeah. What's her name? Megan Cardiff. Megan something. Or something like that.
Yeah.
They've had smoke.
They've had smoke.
Yeah.
For most of the trial.
Yeah, she was the journalist that was covering the trial,
tweeting out every single moment of the trial,
and on his way out the door, he called her a googly-eyed bitch.
I feel him, though.
Some of them, she was supposed to be doing the objective reporter job.
Some of them was rock nation-y.
You think so?
At the time, maybe I'd have to go back and look at them.
At the time, some of them read a little, hey, fuck him.
It's over.
I don't know why he's still fighting it.
Something read like that.
Yo, sometimes when you see her in court, you kind of be like, I'm listening to you, too. If I see you in her and you got glasses on I'm listening to you too.
If I see you in court
and you got glasses on
and you was talking like that
then you a googly eyed bitch.
I'm sorry.
I'm getting my shit.
What he got to lose?
Nothing.
That's what I look like.
That's why it's funny.
What he got to lose?
Nothing.
Should've said some more shit.
No, he shouldn't have.
No, I'd have had a lot to say.
You know, he shouldn't have done that.
I'm talking from the comfort of this couch.
That plays a point.
Why the fuck he over there?
All right, get mature.
Come on.
Tell us why.
I'm chilling.
I'm just saying, like, dog,
the public perception is that you a dick.
But what I'm saying is,
if you're going to say that...
I'm going to let him know that it was right.
No, you're going to come back for the pill.
You want to be as humble as pie, nigga.
But Ish, if I'm going to say that,
what's the difference if I can let
get it all out now and why are you all looking at me with glasses I lost my
field here you go with glasses staring at me on the face get out my face
anybody would have said it's wrong but I mean yeah these people say things sometimes You got it, fam. These people say things sometimes, man.
Last podcast, I meant to get back on Tank Ass talking about it.
He ate my ass because he's so different.
I'm like, yo, man.
Wait, what?
Because I'm more just people just say things.
Tank.
Oh.
I thought you said Tank.
I thought you said me too.
I'm like, wait, what the fuck are you talking about, bro?
At least Tank ate his ass.
Wait, what? It sounds like you said that. That's what it sounded like. Tank ate my ass. That's why we was like, wait, what the fuck are they talking about, sir? At least the tank ate his ass. Wait, what?
It sounds like you said that.
That's what it sounded like.
Tank ate my ass.
That's why we was like, wait, what are you saying, bro?
I said tank.
OK.
You need to get the ear in this alliance.
We all heard the same thing.
Oh, well, you too then, man.
Fuck.
You can be just calling it out there.
Tink.
When Tink was saying that Tori ate her ass,
so it was different.
She was like trying to signal to the other girls Like yo it's different
What we do
And I'm in the middle of my head
Like no
He eating everybody ass
What is wrong with you
Women out there
Y'all just make shit up
In your fucking head
It's not different
I'm eating all of these
Chicks ass
You're not special mom
Didn't Dream Dome say that
You're not special
All of
All these girls said that.
He eating everybody's ass.
She said, he sucked my toes through the socks.
That nigga was a freak.
Here go fucking tits.
It's different with us.
Yo, ma.
Hey, big girl.
It's exactly the same.
Hey, yo, big girl, slow down.
Yeah, come on.
It's the same, mama.
I'm sorry, mama.
Y'all talking about court.
You see, designer had his day in court. Oh. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy Turner. slow down yeah come on it's the same mama I'm sorry mama y'all talking about court you see
designer had his day
in court
oh
Timmy Timmy Timmy Turner
damn
damn
yeah
you agree with that
they ordered him
to register as a sex offender
because he masturbated
on an airplane
oh yeah
that's what happens
that's public indecency
yes
could have been kids
on that plane
yeah but they need
a new word.
If I were him, I would want to advocate for a new term.
Yeah, I agree.
For the jerk-off niggas from the other.
Jerk-off offenders.
A jerk-off offender.
Yeah.
I want to be a jerk-off offender.
A sex offender means hide the kids, can't go around schools.
That's a fact.
Were you registered like that?
It implies.
When you move somewhere? That's nasty now. A kid register like that. It implies. When you move somewhere.
That's nasty now.
Nigga, a kid could have been on that plane right behind him.
I was beating my shit on Delta.
They caught me.
God, they got me.
They got me.
I was horny as hell.
The night before, Shorty came.
She played games.
She left.
I had to fly.
I had to get that shit out.
Bathroom was crowded.
You really sound like a jerk-off apologist right now.
You are.
You're a jerk-off apologist.
Oh, no.
What's wrong with what he did?
Like, you got to have privacy.
Nah, but I don't think he should be called a sex addict.
You can't do that unless it's the first class with the lay-down seat, nigga, to get the blanket.
What if he didn't, though?
What if he was in a sit-up joint?
He was.
Nah.
Like a panda was years ago.
He was a business class catching a drink?
No.
No, he was in a comedy.
He was in a comedy.
Whacking it. Don't start your shit. Hey, Ice, you can't be sitting up No. This nigga was in economy. Whacking it.
Don't start your shit.
Hey Ice,
you can't be sitting up
like this.
He was in the exit row.
He was in the exit row
first class.
This nigga was in economy
turning Timmy.
Yo.
Oh man.
Your sex offender
just says
that seat only go back.
You here or here?
That's it.
The seat might not go back. Oh here or here, that's it. The seat might not go back.
It could have been broke.
He's in the last row?
You think he's in the last row?
No, I'm just saying something on the plane could have been broke.
I hate that.
When you get on the plane, sit down, get comfy, pull your newspaper out,
and the first thing they say over the mic is everything on the plane that don't work.
Hey, if you're sitting in front of a TV that is not working, it's not working.
We tried to get it to work.
Sorry.
Thug out the next seven hours.
Motherfucker.
Now I'm peeking all over the seat.
The seat of my man in front of me watching.
He's watching some shit.
He got John Wick on.
He's watching some good shit, too.
Yeah, that's crazy.
I've never been to that.
Yeah, no.
Yeah, it'll break some shit.
What's the name be, bro?
The fucking Trey.
You ain't seen somebody online, they put a rescue, one of the airlines in trouble,
they put somebody's service dog in the overhead cabinet.
What?
You lying.
What are you talking about?
Oh, you already see it?
No.
You lying.
Algorithms.
Dead ass.
Does the dog live?
Yeah, but now you're in trouble.
You can't do that to the service dog.
Service dog got more rights than blacks.
Go ahead.
Move along.
They don't, but that's horrible to say.
Fair.
And don't toss to move along to someone.
Just stay right there.
Why would you say that?
Talking about the police dogs And more rights
Oh no they do for sure
And the police dogs too
Do y'all take a lot of time
Putting shit on the overhead
Compartment
No
No
Just throw the one shit in there
Correct
Okay
Hey yo
I'm complaining about these niggas
Listen
If you don't belong in that aisle
Do not fucking put your bags on top.
What's that called again?
Overhead.
Overhead.
They make you do that, though.
Nah, nigga.
Find a empty spot.
Go to your fucking aisle.
These niggas be rushing, putting their shit in 1A, nigga.
Boom.
Nah, nah, nah.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Nah, he's right.
No, they're not.
They're not allowing you to step your ass into 1A and put your bag up there.
That's not true. I'm talking about different planes. You're talking about different planes and put your bag up there. That's not true.
I'm talking about the replay.
If you could be a mosaic customer with a 22B seat, you're going to get on first before
group A, and then you're going to put that shit in one, boom, and then go in your seat.
My nigga.
Are y'all going to fight about this on the audio?
No, no, no.
He may be right.
But if them motherfuckers in first class
know that you in 22B,
you getting your shit up out of there.
But it's cool.
I tried to get smug with dude.
I walk in first.
He walking right before me,
him and his wife,
old white couple.
Put all this shit right over
what I thought was my seat.
Filled the whole shit up.
The whole plane in, me and my girl. And now he's serving that shit. what I thought was my seat, filled the whole shit up. Bah, bah, bah.
The whole plane empty.
It's just me and my girl.
And he's serving that shit.
Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah.
She put the battery in my back.
And you say, what do you think?
That's my seat.
I fell for it.
Your girl get you in some bullshit.
I want her to stop talking to me.
So I say something because I can't contain myself.
Hey, buddy.
Just took up all the overhead space right there over 3A.
He looked.
He looked back at me.
I am 3A.
He said, yeah, I'm 3A.
You're 3F. He looked at my shit'm 3A. You're 3F.
Looked at my shit.
3F.
Turned around. Looked at her.
Looked at her.
Looked at her.
Bam!
No bullshit.
He felt like this bitch.
Thank you.
Yo.
Yo, would you like a drink?
She just told me, shut my black's on me Shut my black ass up
Shut your black ass up man
Enjoy Turks before I really get active on you
No no no
I can see this is your first time in these accommodations
That's how he looked at you
Wow
You show me how this works
You go there
Your new peasant
Thanks a lot
And Mel sent the audio to Parks
Play the audio to Parks.
We play the audio of this exchange.
Mr. Robinsky.
Anyways, what was we on?
What was we on?
New music.
No, we wasn't.
We basically skipped new music.
Did the album, bro.
Oh, because we off of Tori. We got off of Cardi and Tori.
And everybody, yeah.
All right, we on new music.
We tossing our Nas analysts.
Let's go.
Big-ish.
Huh?
You know I didn't hear Magic.
Magic 3.
You know I don't know anything about wizardry.
Didn't see you nothing.
Hip boy.
None of them niggas.
I'm good.
I listen to Puff, though.
We're on the Nas portion.
We're on the ish portion of the show.
We're on the Nas portion of our show.
I'm sure the album.
Anybody listen to Nas album?
Of course, Parks got it.
Parks got it.
How was it?
Fantastic.
Might be the best Nas and Hip Boy album.
No, you say that.
I'm so sick of Parks.
It's actually my second favorite.
Magic was my first.
But I've seen a lot of people saying
that this is their favorite off first listen.
It was good, Parks, right?
It's really good.
It's a really good project.
He heard our complaints from the last one.
Yeah, he did.
He did.
Fixed them up.
I feel like they must have had this shit.
And the last one was kind of just like a little bridge album.
Because I don't think they went in in two months and did all this.
Maybe, though.
It's possible.
I'm waiting for your assessment.
None but heat.
It's a really good album.
None but heat.
Top to bottom, honestly.
The only complaint I would have
is I wish there was other hooks
from other people sometimes
just to break shit up.
But that's a minor,
a minor request.
All I see is blurbs.
All I see is words.
Nerds talking about what they did see or heard. And all I see is words, nerves Talking about what they did, seen, or heard
And all I see is clones, see you motherfuckers
With mixtape plans because they seeing how we moving
This was track two, at track two I knew what time it was
Reckless when I do not work for them
They say come harder, come smarter, which one it is?
Which one you wanna hear since you such a music whiz?
First thing I learned when I was coming up in age
When they stumble into spaces
To punch them in the face
The second thing I learned, I was in the second grade
Sliding on the second base, I can orchestrate this game
The third I heard was
If it quacks, it's a duck
The fourth, of course, just be up front
What you want
This is amazing
That shit is hard
That shit is hard What do you amazing. That shit is hard.
Ish,
what do you think
of the record?
The hate is bubbling
in Ish from four
of the intro parts.
And it's oozing
out of Ice
and Vizalign too.
Come on now.
He was talking
directly to us.
That shit is hard.
That shit is hard.
That's it.
You're not down with it.
I haven't said anything, Joe.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Time out.
Give me your assessment
of that record.
That was cool.
That was nice.
That was cool. It was garbage to you, that record? Yeah. That was cool. That was nice. That was cool.
It was garbage to you?
Yo, the beat was dope.
This is why.
Listen to them words.
This is why scissor blocks, yo.
Words.
Could I write them rhymes?
My daughter could write them rhymes.
No, your daughter cannot write these rhymes.
Y'all niggas are sitting up here pandering.
That shit was trash.
Oh, my God.
We don't think so.
I don't think it's trash.
We don't think that at all.
See, that's what I keep trying to tell y'all.
In second grade, I rolled down the sliding board.
Yo, stop.
Yo, y'all niggas, when y'all a fan of somebody, y'all won't be objective.
That was hot.
I came in here.
Yeah, he's not like a hip-hop guy, really.
No, that's not true.
He hates Nas.
I don't hate Nas.
Stop saying I hate Nas.
If Nas puts out a product that I like, I'm going to say it's fine.
The rhyme pattern that you're mimicking is a flow.
Here we go.
He's right, though.
Here we go.
That's why he's rhyming this way.
Write the words down on that board.
And those words are not good words.
This is a flow that he's doing.
Just to punch him in the face.
The second thing I learned, I was in the second grade.
Sliding on the second base, I can orchestrate this game.
Y'all do, of course y'all know Nas can rhyme more words than this.
So if he's doing this, he's doing it on purpose.
It's not for me to explain.
My man Ish is standing on his square.
Ish, you a-hole niggas, I ain't gonna lie.
That's a flow.
But I like that.
I like that Ish will consistently hate the people that he hates.
I don't hate Nas. I don't hate Nas.
He don't hate Nas.
Let me just ask you, whether it be Flo, if he's listening to this song and saying, yo,
I don't like this because it sounds elementary, whatever the case may be, just because y'all
love it, why is that?
That's the same shit y'all do to me.
That's why I don't-
He answered all those questions in the bars that you just played.
That's the funniest shit y'all do to me. That's why I don't... He answered all those questions in the bars that you just played. That's the funniest thing about it.
Yo, my thing is,
if it's dope,
I don't care who puts it out,
it's dope.
Hey.
Mic check, mic check,
one, two, one, two.
Big Queens, let's go.
And I came in here and called the last magic.
Not it.
Yeah, what's that?
Oh, hey, hey, hey.
We ain't gonna never die.
Icons in real time.
Why did I wait this long to let y'all in my ill mind?
I think the hate was strong, so I went to a chill vibe.
Could never say goodbye.
I let my skill cry.
Let my soul bleed.
Inside a rose wearing rosaries. Homie, I love the new NY
Cause I'm the new NY and the ONY
At the same time, I always hit the last shot
When it's game time
That's your Cokie Brawn talk, take a long walk
You might start to understand
Better for you or no?
Much more
I left more flows and broke two sessions
Nod you my man, but that's not why I cut this record
Thank you
Get to it
Over breaks and samples
Of New York and W.A.
The brand new brand new
Begins in a yes and wait
Nah be respectful
Let him get his shit off
It's cool he can get it off
But when the light him flick
It happens
It did though
It happened
It did
It happened
It 100% did
Okay
No doubt about it
It happened Wayne The times we livin Okay. No doubt about it, it happened.
Wayne.
But still, be respectful to the audience.
I'm respectful?
I would've deleted this verse.
I'd have took this Wayne verse right off the bat.
So heavy soul.
Uh huh.
Yeah, yeah. We ain't gon' never die. We ain't gon' never die. We ain't gon' never die. We ain't gon' never die.
We ain't gon' never die.
We ain't gon' never die.
Icons in real time.
Icons in real time.
We ain't gon' never die.
That's a big one, I think.
Icons, steppin' on pythons, spittin' that cayenne.
Each like cyan, peekin' at the skyline.
Reaching for the stars like I'm reaching for the pylon.
I sent you on the sideline.
You need to walk a fine line.
You need to read the guidelines instead of reading the timelines.
Where everybody like mine, nobody flow like mine.
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man,
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man,
I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a man, I'm a stars like I'm reaching for the pylon I sent you on the sideline, you need to walk a fine line
You need to read the guidelines instead of reading the timelines
But everybody like mine, nobody flow like mine
I'm son of these niggas, got me coaching niggas like prime
Tongue, I never bite mine, got dough like Taekwond
To spend all this money, I'ma have to spend a lifetime
I'm waiting for him to leave it, he never left it
Check on niggas, I like mine, no money on my mind
And I be on your white mind, I hit her with the pipe bomb
Then pass her down the pipeline
But actually we quite fine
Diamonds on me sparkling and splashing like some white wine
They love me in the nighttime, they hate me when the light shine
Shots I got a hundred, and problems I got nine nine
Boo got it by rhyme, take off with no flight time
Bad bitch on the passenger side, she don't even like flying
Booty's off, it's nightline, you niggas small, it's my crime
I got a black Nina that get nasty as a white blind
Low credit, high crime.
Open mind, tight rhymes.
When they hit my lines, the traps gotta catch up like hines.
Weezy in my slime knives.
Ain't nobody like eyes.
Like bad guns.
Gotta let icons be icons.
Hi, moms.
Hi, moms.
Hi.
Wayne's the best feature artist ever.
That shit was fire.
When the lighter flick, it happens.
You gave me a look-ish.
You're not going to do that and end the verse saying,
hi, I'm your mom.
Hi, Mom.
Hi, Mom.
You don't like me, my bitch?
You don't like me, my bitch?
You got to be respectful.
What?
What?
I would have took that off, too.
Wayne is up at the half.
I would have took that off.
Wayne is up at the half.
I would have took that off.
I don't know.
I'm leaving that on.
Kill me on my own.
I would have went back in that lap. I would have changed my verse. I would have changed that off. I don't know, I'm leaving that on. Kill me on my own shit, Paul.
I woulda went back in that lap.
I woulda changed my verse.
I woulda changed my verse what?
I'm not letting you do that to me.
And I'm also on that same level as you.
I always say that, though.
I say that and I never change a verse.
Let me shut up.
Maybe Nas did what he wanted to do.
But Wayne did, god damn.
What he wanted to do too.
If I'm reaching out for a Wayne feature,
I want you to kill me on my shit
Yeah
I want one of those verses
Oh not me
I want to kill you
No I want to be
Comparable
Yo they went crazy
Not them
Not them
He went
I went back and listened to my little
She don't put it down verse
One million times
After I heard Wayne
Make sure this is
T's
Cross Breathing too hard right here You better Fine Fine times after I heard Wayne make sure this is T's crossed
breathing too hard right here
fine comb
Nas you delivered
for me he did great album I'm glad
that you replied to all of the
complaints that people had with the last project
what an end
to what you've done with these two series
what a great run
you think it's really the end of that series he done with these two series. What a great run. Yes, it is. Great run. You think it's really the end?
Of that series, he said.
With Hit-Boy, yeah.
For now.
What else they need to do, man?
Real talk. I'm with you that a break
certainly is in order,
but I can see them coming back to it.
It's too successful for them.
I hope they chill out.
I hope they go chill.
I just don't see the need anymore.
How many is that? Five?
Six.
Six.
Three King's Disease and three Magics.
That's crazy.
Won a Grammy.
They did what they needed to do.
They did what they needed to do.
You don't want to oversaturate it.
Some might even fill the six, but they all were different.
So I think that's enough.
Yeah, this is probably my second favorite of the series. even feel the six, but they all were different. So I think that's enough. Yeah.
This is probably my second favorite of the series.
So this magic is number one.
Magic one.
Yeah.
I need to hear this a few more times.
I got still have King's disease as a way superior trilogy.
I'm not mad at that,
but great,
great send off. And I want to hear Nas
work with some other people
now I want to hear Hit-Boy
work with some other people
me too
like y'all gave
well Hit-Boy's been
working with everybody
so
cool
Hit-Boy done did
albums with his dad
everybody
Big Sean
yeah come on
come on Hit-Boy
another new music
Killer Mike
dropped a deluxe for his album.
Four new records.
I did run through the records.
As soon as I saw Young Nudie on there, I ran straight to that.
That might be my sleep of the day.
Okay.
Nigga.
That's some fucking respect, nigga.
What the fuck you talking about?
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
You know what time it is. It's Harlem. what the fuck are you talking about
nigga
what the fuck are you talking about nigga
you know what time it is
it's Harlem
it ain't Atlanta time nigga
it ain't deluxe time nigga
hey
fuck outta here
yo
the album is out
album's in your phones.
I didn't get paid to tell y'all how great it was.
And now I stand in it.
And now y'all have it in your phones
so y'all can say, yo, you hit that one.
This shit is great.
Y'all can talk.
Y'all can say something.
I got through about eight songs.
I didn't listen to the whole thing yet,
but from what I heard, that shit was fire.
Yeah, I'm on like...
Production...
I'm on like 14, I think.
13, 14.
How do you like it?
It brings back the 90s, 2000s R&B.
Nostalgia, yeah.
It sounds literally like...
You could hear some of the total low...
You know what I'm saying?
You could hear all of that in there.
It's real, real reminiscent of 2000s and late 99s bad boy shit.
Jazi, let's go, Jazi!
Try to get you out of my head.
Wait a minute!
Try to get you out of my soul. Oh, I've been wanting to play this shit for so long
It go
Oh, you rappers are so trashed
That it's not a verse on this right now
Right here, right in the front
You supposed to let all my baby mama
I would've let my baby mama have it
Somebody would've got it over this
I miss you
I need you in my happiness
You waited for more years
Ooh, I miss you
And since We could never
Never, never, never
Take a chance
We could never
Take a chance
He's
Not good to you
Then I know
There's a place you could run to
Come on
He's not good to you Then I know that we're playing shit around Highway, highway outside when this is on. Come on.
It's just right.
Buff really got into, he's current Jodeci.
Then I know that we're playing shit around
It's a lot of Jodeci total vibes.
Come on.
Bucks on back.
Hey, hey.
Come on, CeCe.
Hey.
Come on, CeCe.
Bucks on back.
This is what the problem is.
Everybody shut up.
The problem is
I spend too much time around niggas like Corey
Who are lacking love
Dates, date life
Romance and a frenzy
Like I need to talk to some of you niggas out there
That was yearning for her to come back home
Come on
Come on man
This is for us now
What's up
She stormed out nigga
Said fuck you suck my dick
Never coming back nigga
You shouldn't have fucked that bitch
We was home sick
This is for us
What's up nigga
Don't get tough
Don't get tough
This is
Yo you never been curled up
Yes
Yeah come
Oh my god
All we do is lie on this podcast
All we do is lie on this podcast No All we do is lie on this podcast
Yes
I have not been curled up
Really
Do you feel like you've missed out
On an experience
You've never been hard broke
Oh
I have
I have
I have
But you just took it like a G
Cause I don't want nobody
To come back in the crib
And see me curled up
Cause
I sit in the dark though
You know I sit in the dark, though.
You know what I'm talking about?
I sit in the dark, start imagining shit.
Forget what lights even feel like.
Yeah, that shit feel like a vampire, nigga.
Call that bell below as hell, that motherfucker.
Nigga.
Reach in.
Oh, you keep reaching out Keep reaching, keep reaching out
Oh you keep reaching, oh you keep reaching out
Keep reaching
This album was an experience
This album was an experience
I don't know if he had Mary AI
Or what type of effect he put on Mary
for that I Like record, but she sounded like
it was 93, 94 again.
Like, she sounded like
young, every time
I'm with you, you do things
that I like. I thought this was
the, because I opened it with it.
I thought this was the puff
doing remixes on, what movie
was that where Mary was on the stoop?
Like, this was that puff.
With Jazzy opening this with these new acts,
the fucking 702 shit.
Where my fucking phone, man?
I ain't done.
These niggas gonna hear some shit today.
I am the bomb.
I am him.
Relax your mind, let your conscience be free.
You're now rolling with the sounds of the L-O-B-E
Oh man, in the shower, getting dressed
Drive outside, few bartenders in the car
Stay in range, any of that
I said return to the dance floor
Return to the dance floor, goddammit
Come get me all alone Come show me what's up Return to the dance floor. Return to the dance floor, goddammit. That's frequency. Come in.
Hey.
Come show me what's up.
Are you looking me up, baby?
Fuck around and drive you crazy.
Let me.
Listen, man.
That sound good right there.
That sound good.
That's dope.
This shit make you want to get a new car.
No, this whole shit is right.
That'll make you want to get a new car.
The front end, the front gets you moving.
The back end is all joints. Tiana Taylor fucking all of this whole is right the front end the front gets you moving the
back end it's all joints tiana taylor all of this is crazy all of it turn it up this is right off
the mary record now what i will say what i liked when i had the album i didn't know who all the
features were i liked that experience better because I didn't know this was Tiana
I just thought it was some heat
Big T, how you say this?
I'll be closer to God when I'm with you
Closer to God
That's what I be doing these bitchin' hours
Let me feel like God is in the room.
Jesus.
Are you shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
How he dropped sprinkles of the fucking her instrumental throughout the project.
Just add some interlude shit and then end with it.
Man, stop playing with me, man.
This is absolutely insane
if you are into R&B.
So, I ain't like the Her song as much.
Okay?
Because that's the first song I went to.
Like, I'm a Her.
Oh, you did it wrong.
Nah, I'm a Her junkie.
So, I went there first.
I wouldn't have did that.
Nah, it's fine.
This sound like classic Her.
Nah, it's dope.
Off of the Babyface,
Kim Porter record. It's a groove. You gotta listen to this whole shit. Like, sequenced. Classical babyface
Me wanna fucking see my girl run to use the and I got a blackhead on my thigh that she need to get.
You got to go ahead and handle that.
Yeah, come on, yo. I'm in the shower looking stupid.
I'm in the shower.
Where the fuck is she at?
She get this shit out like it's nothing.
Yeah, come get this shit, man.
Ain't nasty like that.
Puff.
Bravo.
Dang, dang.
Keep that unenthusiastic-ass clap.
Y'all ain't no artists watch this shit.
Hold on.
Let me get a fake applause.
That bullshit y'all doing.
That album was fire.
And again, I'm on like 14, 13, 14.
But I went to the Her record first.
You know, the Her record is at the bottom.
So I went to that record first. Yeah, I could play this whole Yeah, I could play. I could play this whole shit.
This is, I'm pleased.
I'm cool.
I'm, my music palette is satisfied.
Cleo Soul dropped.
It's hard.
It's hard.
I downloaded it.
I didn't get to listen to it yet.
It's hard.
There's joints on there.
Check it out.
Raw Wave dropped.
There's joints on there.
Vic Mensa dropped.
I heard a couple shits on there.
That's all. I haven't heard anything outside of these projects i'm here ransom drop yeah some shit out there
today it was a ransom need to go outside and get a hobby or something no he don't listen i'm greedy
he won't start rapping yeah nigga just sit in the house with a pin moving all day do you hear the
scissor and justin bieber snooze acoustic? No. Redo? That shit is hard, too.
No, I didn't hear it.
But I'm buying anything that says acoustic next to it.
Yeah.
That shit is tough.
That's how they get you right there?
Yeah, yeah.
It's my spa vibe.
I can't wait to listen to Cleo's soul.
No, it's nice.
Yeah.
It's a good music day.
It might be my ride home. It really was.
It was a good music day.
Great.
It's too much to listen to.
And they're all kind of long albums.
When it's a good music drop, I wake up and take my ass up the street to go hang out for
a little bit so I can stay awake and hear some of this shit.
And you know what Puff did, too?
Bought back the long songs.
Like, the new shit be two minutes.
Like, our shit back in the day wasn't that.
On the version I have, the Sway Lee record is about eight minutes long.
That's the one with the orchestras and shit?
Yeah.
With the harmonicas and all that?
That shit is fire.
That song is absolutely incredible.
That shit is fire.
I'm thinking that he wouldn't let it be that long because of where he needed it to be in the album.
He probably didn't want the eight minute song there, especially with all that slow heat that he had lined up.
That was one of my early beats, but that record is still incredible.
lined up. That was one of my early beats, but that record is still incredible. And on the version I have, it's the Kim Porter record, and then it's Boo Hoo into the Her record. And I was like,
that just seems like a mistake. And he fixed that. It's not like that on the main. So crazy project.
The man can do it. The man does it. The man does what he's been doing for your whole life.
You went and found Marty Winans and Stevie J,
and they got busy, from what I heard.
This is just incredibly produced and arranged.
It sounds like, and why I appreciate it,
I know that this sounds like this
because there's a madman in the studio.
That's annoying for the people working with him.
Honestly, he started putting
out clips of Mary like,
yo, dog, I'm leaving.
You like this? Because I'm
going home.
He started putting out just clips.
You got to appreciate the psychos,
the madmen, the people that are
meticulous that way.
They're going to push you
to get the best
out of you.
Mary's project on her own
was good. She didn't sound like this.
She didn't sound like this. The song
didn't come out like this.
Ty Dolla, Coco Jones, like all of these
records. Jasmine,
all these records, man. I gotta fuck
something soon.
I gotta get to my baby, yeah. I keep this by myself it's one. Stupid-ass face.
I didn't do anything.
My face didn't say anything.
All right, well, there's still some new music.
Tiffany Haddish came out with a song.
Oh, God, this again?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
What is Melissa for?
I mean, no one's curious.
Let her go down to Melissa. No one's curious.
There's already shining stars we just talked about. Let her go down to Melissa. No one's curious. So many shining stars we just talked about.
Let her go down to Melissa.
I know this.
Musical geniuses.
Cleo Soul.
Well, this.
Why would we be playing a Tiffany Hanny song?
It wouldn't be a male show if it wasn't a male show.
Hey, man.
I mean, she put it out there for everybody to hear.
Go down the road.
I thought it was a joke.
How did you know this dropped?
Huh?
How did you even know this dropped?
Same way.
She said it on the MTV Movie Awards.
No, he's right, though.
How do you know it dropped, man?
He's right.
You went and downloaded it?
You heard her say that?
And you're like, let me get out of iTunes right now.
It's on the blogs.
Oh, Melissa J. Ford.
Are you crazy, Savannah?
Okay, you know what?
I am not going to be subjected to this motherfucking ridicule.
Oh, my God.
I know you're not talking.
Where would women be without the blogs?
I know you're not talking.
She's shooting back at you, bro.
Uh-oh.
She can't.
She's not well-read enough.
You crazy, nigga?
Don't play with her like that.
She's not well-read enough to shoot back at me.
Don't kill that nigga.
He's bugging.
I'm not well-read enough in what?
Turn up on that nigga right now.
Today, I ain't talking about back in the day, nigga.
I'm talking about now.
All that blog shit is over for that. Oh, he coming at you crazy. Don't let that nigga say that. I, I ain't talking about back in the day, nigga. I'm talking about now. All that blog shit is over for that.
Oh, he coming at you crazy.
Don't let that nigga say that.
I don't agree with him.
Fuck him.
Expound?
Oh, what is that expound on?
You know what you said?
Expound, nigga.
I think there's a large community of women today that are getting all of their intel
and details from only blogs.
I am not one of them.
All right, that can be debated.
I am definitely not one of them. She's not one of them. Let me tell you something, motherfucker. She's not one of them. All right, that can be debated. I am definitely not one of them.
She's not one of them.
Let me tell you something, motherfucker.
Well, let's hear Tiffany Haddish.
Let her finish.
Yeah, get it, man.
Let's hear Tiffany Haddish.
90% of the stuff I want to talk about.
Yeah, she can call us emotionally immature.
We can't shoot back.
Fuck out of here.
It's over for that.
I forgot that.
It's over for that.
She be going crazy on us.
Fuck that.
Blog, blog, read now. And you, Instagram. Blog, read now. That was crazy. That part was crazy. Let be going crazy on us. Fuck that. Blog, blog, read now.
And you Instagram.
Blog, read now.
That was crazy.
That part was crazy.
Let's hear Tiffany Haddish.
Oh, wait, hold on.
You guys have been harboring resentment?
I have.
Not me, but people.
You took that shit very personally.
I have.
It was kind of rude, Mel.
He asked the question.
No, but it was rude.
She be offensive and don't know that she being offensive.
What did I say?
You said that.
Mel, you don't know none of these niggas that come up here and sit for an hour with their fucking bulletin points that they press and team and publicist.
Set to fucking read.
They present themselves.
And you just fall for celebrityism.
And you around us, Mel.
And then you kick your fucking friends, the niggas that sit here every day on a pod to entertain. You take our entertainment,
basket in real life, we deal
with you in real life. You call us, you crying,
we there for you. You call the nigga on
Valentine's Day, 1 a.m.,
nigga. You want us to go to the car
dealership? You do all this shit.
You do all this shit. Depressed niggas. And then the
niggas sit here for 20 minutes, and you
say, oh my God, he's way more mature
than y'all. He's way more emotionally I'm a mystic. I you'll say, oh my God, he's way more mature than y'all.
He's way more emotionally.
I'm a mystic.
I didn't say, I did not say.
Oh, shit.
Hey, you fucking mystic.
Yo.
You definitely said I'm a mystic, bro.
I wanted to be a snap.
You definitely said I'm a mystic, yo.
I wanted to be like, all right, I'm a snapple, nigga.
Wait, wait, wait.
I hope you broke that fucking couch.
I hope you get a fucking bruise on your hip the way you landed on that fucking couch.
Man, I was crazy when you said that.
I ain't gonna lie.
Let's hear this Tiffany Haddish song, mama.
Hey, let me say this.
Let me say this for you, man.
Come back, man.
Man, man, man, man.
I was potting, okay?
But we not.
But when we say what we say, we not potting.
She got to potting.
Oh.
She got this.
Here we go.
Here we go.
I'm going to do to Mel what she does when she about to cry.
She looks.
Wait.
Stop, yo.
Now I'm hot.
She's my girl! She's my girl! She be fast! Oh, man. Now I'm happy. Now I'm happy. Now I'm happy. Now I'm happy. Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy.
Now I'm happy. Now I'm happy. Joe kind of killed you. I think he'll come back. He kind of killed you with that.
Come on, come on, Mystics.
The Snapples.
We the Snapples.
We the Snapples.
We the Snapples.
He's the Mystics.
Arizona T's.
The Mystics.
All right.
Coretta, fuck, man.
She made me mad.
She made me mad.
I saw it.
I saw it.
Oh, no.
Oh!
Stand the fuck up.
Oh!
Oh, shit. Hey! Oh! Oh! Stand the fuck up. Oh! Oh shit! Hey!
Hey!
Oh, he's stealing it!
Yo!
I'm telling you, come on.
Come on, get it back.
Get it back.
That's not real.
Man, what the fuck?
You're kidding me!
So if you're just now joining us at home,
Tiffany Haddish released a slap.
And here it is.
Oh boy, oh boy.
World fucking premiere.
What is it called?
Oh, it sounds like Flip Song. Oh shit.
Leave it.
Yeah, you cut that off.
Yeah, we got it.
You cut that off.
Yeah, you cut that off.
That's hate.
I mean, I was...
That was Lil Jack.
I was gauging the room.
Way to use your platform.
I was gauging the room.
You know, Ice, you look like you were bopping.
Oh, my God.
It's a bop.
I mean.
Shout out to Ice.
That's a bop, but Scissor's album was bad.
I like when Ice do that.
Ice, my man.
Yo, I fuck with you standing on the ice.
We got a big bop.
We got a big bop.
That was a bop.
But Scissor needs work.
Talk about Ice the beat.
Tell them niggas, I'm with you, Ice.
Holy shit.
Playing my man Ice, yo.
Niggas can't like what they like. Holy shit. I don't fucking play them niggas no more. This part right here. Now it's your T-Mobile joint. I would you like holy shit
That same record stacks that nigga that was pissed
We do not need a dance track nigga fuck you talk about We let you get away with the first chicken and soup.
I am crying.
Okay.
I'm sure there's something important to talk about. Mexicans.
Mexicans found aliens.
Yeah.
Let's get right to the nitty gritty.
The A block.
Okay, let's do it.
Yeah, they found aliens in Peru, a thousand years old.
And then they showed them to the world.
They was in a box.
Why is it so funny?
Them shits was a little damn aliens.
Fucking paper machines.
It's like this fucking statue right here, dog.
There was no aliens, man.
Yes, there was, man.
Jel, stop it.
Yeah, I'm about to fall out.
There was.
Mexico always trying to outdo the US, man.
Mexico, stop it.
The US knew.
You got aliens before us?
The US knew three million years ago
that Mexicans
would get to them first.
Why?
Let's talk about it.
Shout out to Mexico.
Mexico's lit.
I ain't playing with them.
Yo, you be trying to
let me be the sacrificial lamb.
That's over.
I just want you to remember
our talk.
I'm not fucking with that
no more.
I'm telling you.
I'm not being the sacrificial lamb no more
for none of y'all male bullshit.
All right, so y'all didn't think those were aliens?
No.
No.
No.
That was the ET doll with some dust on it.
Keep playing.
Keep playing.
That shit was a paper mache statue, nigga.
I believe it.
I'm rocking with it.
Somebody got to do it.
I believe it.
They had a whole grand scheme of things.
Now, you know what made me not reveal?
They've been walking the ****
to get to America for decades.
You think they ain't find nothing?
Wait, what did you say?
Oh, ****.
They don't have to go through ****,
you motherfucker.
They don't have to go through a ****
to get to the ****.
What the **** is wrong with you, nigga?
Why would you say that?
They don't have to walk the ****
to talk about the ****.
That's the.
Sellable product.
Yeah, of course.
Sellable product.
Shout out to the Mexico then, nigga.
Sure.
Clean us up.
Clean us up.
Clean us up.
Clean us up.
Clean us up.
They'll flip on us.
Clean us up.
This is what told me that the, I believe it was real.
But if I were to submit to y'all's theory
and think it was fake, I did laugh at the little Timberland box
they had in there.
Yeah, that was the funny part.
I go,
with the pillow in it?
Yeah, the pillow.
And that pillow
was clean as could be.
That shit was right
from HomeGoods.
Bullshit.
That shit was.
That was Lil' Cuz.
Yo, that's funny.
Little ass box.
I said,
we're aliens.
Oh, I got to take my ass
to that new Lil' HomeGoods
up the street too.
HomeGoods made too much money
so they got rid of the Lil' one, and they made a big one.
And if you know about HomeGoods, when there's a big one, go there.
No, in the good neighborhood.
Yeah.
In the good neighborhood.
That's when you get that shit.
They got little batons in the TJ Marks up the street.
He had two of them.
Shout out to the HomeGoods community out there, man.
Cut a check.
We'll come do a pod over there.
Bad couches. Bad couches.
Bad couches sitting right on the
coffee table. Yeah, fuck that Coach Prime shit.
Home goods.
I'm in.
Stupid.
So y'all don't believe that Mexican aliens were real?
I don't believe they were real. No. Okay, salute.
At all. No.
I see on the board you said you wrote this.
Jonathan Major, you laughed at my topic. It went like this. I see on the board you said you wrote this, Jonathan Major.
You laughed at my topic.
It went like this.
Which topic did you have?
Loaded Lux versus Hitman Holla.
Oh, yeah.
Get that shit out of here.
I wanted your opinion.
Stop it.
What do you mean?
What do you mean what?
Because me and you are battle rap niggas.
We go to these events.
I wanted your opinion on that.
What do you think?
What do you mean what I think?
What do you mean what do I think?
Hitman feel like that. He doesn't. Hitman feel like that. I'm not saying. Hit do you mean what I think? What do you mean what I think? Hitman feel like that he doesn't,
Hitman feel like that.
I'm not saying
Hitman be mad
when I talk honestly
so I ain't saying nothing.
Hitman feel like
Lux should battle
Rum Nitty
because that's what
the people want to see.
Lux is saying
no Hitman
you said something
come outside.
It brings more eyes
and this and that
and the third.
I feel like
Loaded Lux and Hitman
is a good draw
and could put
Battle Rack
back on its
proper trajectory. Okay. I think it's a good draw. I got Loaded Lux and Hitman is a good draw and could put Battle Rock back on its proper
trajectory.
Okay.
I think it's a good draw.
I got Loaded Lux.
And last time we saw Hitman, he lost to Eazy.
But Hitman just beat it.
And what many people say was a 30.
Hitman do get upset at you, so we're not going to act like Hitman is a slush.
That's why I don't want to talk about these people.
Oh, because that's why you did that to that That's why I don't want to talk about these people. Oh, because that's why you did that to that.
Yeah, I don't want to talk about them.
But Hitman, you know, Hitman battled in the blue room.
He battled Elwell,
and they said that he 2-1 Elwell.
He did a great job.
I'll come out for the big battle, Storm.
So you got Lux beating Hitman.
Wait, let me ask you.
I'm not there in the blue room.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question,
because you my man,
and we're going to be there together if it happens.
Do you have loaded Lux 30 and hit, man?
Or you have it like?
No, I haven't won it.
You just haven't won it?
Yeah, I can't predict the 30, but I haven't won it.
Got it.
I like looks.
Melissa Ford, our Jonathan Majors expert.
We're tossing it to her.
Let me let the audience know.
She had no idea Jonathan Majors was even in the news cycle for anything.
Because we scared her from it.
We scared her from it.
Now, let's keep it real.
Too busy with that Tiffany Haddish record.
You know where I saw it?
On the books.
We've been attacking Melissa Ford about her Jonathan Majors biasness.
I don't have a bias.
We thought.
We thought.
But you didn't.
So I think you completely detached yourself from anything pertaining to Jonathan Majors.
But this nigga stopped a fight between high school students.
What says you, Mel?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
Also, expert analysis from greatest bot in the world right here.
I don't know.
What the fuck?
Man, we killing this shit.
I never thought about that one.
Come on, who can fuck with us?
No one.
See, he's pulling up
a fight with high schoolers.
So why are you calling him a goof?
Well, you'd have to watch the video
because that shit was
the most staged shit
I've ever seen in my life, I think.
Oh, so he's trying to like
reinstate that whole
super rehabilitative.
Why do you think
I'm calling him a goof?
Get that bullshit out.
You think Jonathan Majors
first of all
was just hanging
outside the high school
in the alleyways?
In the alley.
It was like
up under a tunnel
somewhere.
Being recorded.
Looked like he was
Batman and shit.
Perfect camera view
right there.
Oh yeah,
they had his walk up
like Mona Scott was taping.
They had his walk up
into the fight.
Get this shit out of here.
Look, he turned to the camera, too.
Yeah.
So you can see his film. Make sure you see it.
This is not right.
Yo, stop.
Did all that really actually happen?
Yes.
OK.
And then the camera panned to Taylor Swift's reaction.
It was so much going on.
I want you to see.
It was a lot happening.
Yes, this really happened.
My question is, what it always is, why do I know about this?
Right.
Somebody was paid to make us know about it.
As someone that speaks to high school students every day, there's a fight every day.
There is a fight every day.
Well, they've been rocking since-
Before school, after school, at the locker.
Now some of these teachers is involved.
You know, today's teachers, these niggas are dating. They young. Dating the kids. Now some of these teachers is involved. You know,
today's teachers,
these niggas are dating,
dating the kids.
Yeah, they young.
They in there fucking
doing all kinds of shit.
these teachers,
yo, they young.
Like when we was,
it was old ass
and Miss McGinnity
or something.
And now these niggas
be having the young little
stilettos on with tights.
You wish they,
you wish they,
you wish they,
that's one little art teacher. Nigga, no it ain't. No it's not. You be wishing. Tight. You wish. BBL. That's one little art teacher.
No, it ain't.
No, it's not.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
You be wishing it was like that back in the days when you went to school.
You be wishing that was your kid teacher, right?
Miss Buckley, right?
Miss McGinnis.
Miss Buckley.
Some bullshit.
Miss Beckford.
Miss Walkerford.
Trust me.
These little niggas now, bro.
They be knocking them down.
Right?
You got to go pick your kid up wearing that shit now.
Yeah.
You do.
You never know who you might see.
They be knocking the teachers down.
Then you got to talk to them about grades, school.
You really got to learn about how your kid is doing in there.
Hookah.
Hookah help your brain, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Hookah help their brain.
You about to get a nice, smooth hookah.
Yeah, yeah.
No doubt.
Pineapple.
Yeah, bro. Don't blame. Teachers like a turn up, too, yeah. No doubt. Pineapple. Yeah, bro.
Don't play.
Teachers like a turn up too now.
I know.
These fans will call a wellness check together.
They would.
They would.
Act like you smoked a hooker in there.
Oh, man, yo.
Who they just did that to?
Oh, Blueface.
Blueface.
Yeah, Blueface because he had the strippers and he had a lot going on around the kids.
Wow.
And yes, Blueface. you know, forget it.
You don't want me to talk about him.
Nope.
I don't know why y'all think
they having all types of HOA meetings about y'all.
They are.
And us, but they held me down in here.
They held me down.
Yeah, they having meetings
about y'all people out there.
Gotta drop some wine bottles off.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
For sure.
The nice ones.
Yeah, yeah.
Not no Josh.
When y'all out there,
when y'all cut the live on
and y'all doing wild shit
in the crib,
somebody gonna call
the police on you.
You're not safe
just because you're in the crib and you cut the live on.
You can't have people fucking around your kids and think that a concerned citizen is not going to make a phone call.
That wants you out anyway.
But what the kid was in.
Yeah, they didn't want you in the neighborhood anyway.
The kid wasn't in the.
Yeah, no, but still.
It's in the next room.
Hold on.
Okay.
Salute.
Uh-oh.
Salute. Nah, nah. We here. Go ahead. Hold up. Okay. Salute. Uh-oh. Salute.
Nah, nah.
We here now.
Go ahead.
See you.
See you.
See you.
Go ahead.
See you.
We is done.
I was about to say,
everybody here is fucked
in the next room
from the kids.
That's a fact.
Not on InstaLive.
I was just getting ready
to say no.
Not on InstaLive.
It wasn't on,
it wasn't live streams.
That's the problem.
Everybody fucked.
You know how many girls,
it be the girls,
yo, let me keep the girls
back in real quick.
It be the girls, yo.
Because I be having a heart or used to. I'm about to fry his ass up. I used to have a heart. Like, yo, move the girl. Let me get the girls back in real quick. It be the girls, yo. Because I be having a heart.
Or used to.
I used to have a heart.
Like, yo, I'm going to move the kid.
Like, we kicking that nigga.
Like, you don't want to take this nigga to another room?
Why?
Because I'm going to go crazy in this pussy.
But the moms don't care.
They don't care.
Moms be fucking with the kid right there.
The bassinet right there.
The carriage right there.
Little brother coming in the room
we still fucking
it's like
ma
where's your
self-respect
but anyway
that was way
back when
yeah
yeah
no for real
I'm sure
they still doing it
I don't think
I don't think
that's a tradition
that died
or went anywhere
I don't think so
yo y'all moms
be fine
how the fuck
y'all think
y'all got here right y'all moms be fine. How the fuck y'all think y'all got here?
Right.
Y'all mamas is fine
with ass.
Nigga is not waiting
for you to get to the other.
Oh, man.
You know how many guys
had that one?
Yo, he just won't fall asleep.
That's fine.
It's okay.
Hey, make that thing.
Chop up the oodles and noodles.
Come on.
I'm not going to be here
long anyway.
Today's the iPad.
If you don't give a nigga the iPad,
so I can bust your ass.
Anyway.
Oh, man.
What's up?
Oh, man.
I'm just here talking.
It's the weekend.
I know.
It's the weekend.
Hey, man.
I could have lent something to the experience.
I think it's time to finally tell the truth about Finito, man.
What is Finito?
The Chief Keef record? Chief Keef. It's like a classic. an experience. I think it's time to finally tell the truth about Finito, man. What is Finito?
The Chief Keef record.
It's like a classic
party song. I'm going to go and blow New Jersey up.
Oh, that one?
Yeah, that one.
I knew the aftermath. I didn't know the song.
Okay.
The song is fire, bro. I can't lock my door.
Wow. Sorry.
You got to say that in New Jersey?
Sorry. It came on in the right spot I can't I can't lie. Wow. I cannot sorry sorry Jersey. So I apologize
It came on in the right spot and I just couldn't I couldn't do it no more. I can't I lied to myself
Making me lie to everybody else. I can't do it man. Yeah, I know why you lied
Well, uh Your affiliations, I don't sir. I
Don't have any affiliationsations That song has been hard
Yeah but
We were only not saying
It was hard
Because of what he said
About New Jersey
Exactly
I'm just saying
I'm not lying anymore
Yo
Yo
Pardon me big guy
I don't have no affiliations
The affiliations
Move the way Ice
No I don't have
No affiliations
Okay
The gang
The gang tech leader
Yeah he is
Yeah
He's IT for the gang Yeah leader. Yeah, he is. Yeah. He's IT for the gang.
Yeah, he is.
Yeah, exactly.
The it's.
Yeah.
Hey, the Rico.
Hey, the Rico's for everybody.
Yo, man, you always putting some shit in your pocket like an old lady.
Some old woman shit.
You got some gummies in there?
Putting snacks in the pocket.
Hey, baby girl.
Some peppermints and some shit.
Hey, darling.
Some ginger snaps.
Butterscotch.
They got snacks in their pocket all day.
A little strawberry shit.
That you give out to the young video vixens.
Oh, shit.
Here's a peppermint sweet pie.
Peppermint patty.
Let me see.
She should be good.
Peppermint patties.
Little Bell's such an old lady.
And she wasn't doing none of that in the little videographer video that dropped.
No, she wasn't. She looked ill in that shit videographer video that dropped. No, she wasn't.
She looked ill in that shit.
What was that?
Was that an ad?
No.
You didn't get paid for that, Mel?
It was an ad for Daisy.
I mean, that was just...
Did you get paid for it or not?
Since you count niggas' pockets.
You got paid for it?
No, not that video, no.
That shit looked too ill.
So niggas just came in.
You was just twirling like that just on the strip.
Niggas just did that for free.
Just out in the hood, just turning around
with your dog off the leash.
Hey, man, you know what?
I don't want to hate this.
If we say you doing shit like that for free,
they're going to think you fell on hard time.
So since you didn't fall on hard time.
Wait, what happened?
Wait, what happened?
That's how people say, y'all.
Salute.
That's how people say it.
She did an ad.
It was for me.
Salute.
Salute.
How you going?
Wait.
She doing free shit on stand.
Yo, you hear this, nigga?
Wait, which video are you guys talking about?
Oh!
Because I posted a couple of, are you talking?
The stairs, man.
OK.
The stairs in the white dress?
Yes.
That's just, that was just me fucking around.
No, no, no.
That was an ad.
Yo, salute.
With a videographer?
Right there.
Huh?
I mean, that's my girl.
That nigga should do a free shit for that.
Hey, big dog.
Come film me on these niggas. We were in, well, I'm not going to say where we were because, you know.
But the address is there.
No, there's boroughs, okay?
You don't know which borough I was in.
We can tell where it is.
We can, man.
He said Brooklyn.
Yes.
And you said Harlem.
Yes.
And you're both fucking wrong.
I was wrong for a reason.
He said it's Burroughs.
It's only five.
I was wrong for a reason.
They are huge.
They're huge.
Man, he did that on purpose.
Okay.
You just exposed.
Okay, whatever.
Man, you got to let us go.
But while you was out there spinning around.
She was able to tell the truth.
We were kind of, we were just testing some stuff out.
She had some new equipment.
She wanted to test some stuff out. And I was like, okay, we were just in the same out. She had some new equipment. She wanted to test some stuff out.
And I was like, okay.
We were just in the same area.
That was it.
You smoked that shit.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
Just walking in shit?
Yeah.
You look good.
You look good in that shit.
You look nice.
Daisy can't understand.
Let these young bitches know.
They can't fuck with you.
Let these young bitches know.
You gotta be careful.
Who the real boss is out here.
Self-preservation.
Hello.
You said I gotta be careful because what?
They doubted you and you back.
That was their bad.
Fuck.
What?
You heard him.
And you got to flip it like a little brother you did not ask to have.
No, no disrespect.
No disrespect.
Is your hand, you got the band-aid?
Like, he's really old, bro.
Like, niggas got the band-aid.
Cover that shit up.
What happened?
I got a shot in my arm.
By your elbow?
Yes, I have tennis elbow.
Oh, you got some old ladies.
I've never heard of a nigga getting a needle in their elbow.
Oh, shit, she got the old ladies.
And your mouth is beige as hell.
You got tennis elbow?
Do you play tennis?
You got some Pete Sampras shit going on?
No.
You got some Coco?
What you was doing with your weapon?
Now you want to play tennis?
How did somebody get a tennis elbow?
I guess because I have increased the amount of Pilates that I've been doing,
I got some kind of tendonitis in my elbow.
Oh, okay.
They gave you a cortisone shot?
Something like that. Are you okay? Yeah, but it should hurt. Okay, all right. I, okay. They gave you a cortisone shot? Something like that.
Shit hurt.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Yeah, but shit hurt.
Okay, all right, got you.
And I just, I forgot the band-aid was there.
You get arthritis,
somebody put the ground and pound on you, boy.
Nigga might break you up.
Tendon's elbow.
Get over here, mama.
Well, you know,
you know,
you know,
when you work out with some level of consistency, you are, you know, you know, when you work out
with some level
of consistency,
you are bound
to experience
some injuries.
So there's that.
Throwing shots.
Hey, hey, hey.
She just got me.
She just got me.
Well, us.
She got us.
She bound me.
Tennis elbow.
I can tell.
I'm talking shit,
but I got some
of them old people shit too.
My hand be fucked up. Weather get bad, you know. I can't sit the iPhone on my little pinky no more. I know you. I'm talking shit, but I got some of my old people shit, too. My hand be fucked up.
Weather get bad, you know.
I can't sit the iPhone on my little pinky no more.
I know you burned your forehead.
Did you burn your forehead?
Why are you seeing everything that is wrong with you today?
Why you on a snake, yo?
Did you burn your forehead?
Because you know what?
Curling iron, yes.
Yes, I burned my forehead.
Was it due to the tennis elbow?
Did it slip?
No.
Wait, she recently.
All right, come on.
Move, move, move.
Look at my forehead, nigga.
Melissa Ford.
She trying to cover it.
With a bang.
Yo, y'all ain't shit, yo.
You burnt your forehead?
She was like this.
My elbow.
Ah!
Ah!
Oh, my God.
I love you, man.
Listen, what woman has not burned her forehead, her ear, something with her curling iron?
It happens, okay?
None of my exes. They knew how to do that shit. Okay, well, something with her curling iron. It happens, okay? None of my exes.
They knew how to do that shit.
Okay, well, listen.
It's cool.
It happens.
That was a big burn, too.
She be sparing you.
We moving on.
She be sparing you.
I appreciate it.
I'll be sparing you.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you this right now, bro.
You going to edit me out.
What's up?
Me and you can turn it up.
You don't want to turn it.
Me and you can be the ones to turn it up.
You don't want to turn it up for real.
You're going to do it.
You're going to edit it out.
The shit I was coming here to say, and I saw your man.
I'll fry your niggas' asses up.
Stop.
I came here because you would expect me to react like that.
So I come in here being professional.
Let me do my job.
If you push me, I'm going to fry you.
And I love you.
Almost came to your
house.
Oh shit.
You would have let me in. I don't think that's threatening shit.
I would have came to talk to you.
I'm going to always let you in if I see you somewhere.
You did the full. You did some old school shit.
I don't know if we playing.
You did some old school shit.
If you dead ass,
I don't know if you want to save it for later If you dead ass
I would almost pay for you to tell people what you mad at
I will
I would almost pay
I will pay for you to tell people
Sure okay
Why you mad at me
Right now
Whatever you want I don't care
Alright this is what
Are you serious or not
I will edit it out
You want to do it now
Holy shit he's that nigga.
I can tell him why I'm mad.
Let's hear it.
Well, let me see, what's the next topic first,
so I can see if this is boring and tame?
What's the next topic?
Let's talk about it on Patreon.
What's the next topic?
This.
That's on the board, Tyler Perry's comments.
Oh, no, all right, we here.
He can wait.
Tyler Perry can wait.
And Jeezy, that's gonna hurt my soul
Come on, what's up?
What's up?
I'm mad
I'm gonna mute up
I ain't gonna say nothing
I ain't gonna say nothing
Get your shit off
You know why I'm mad, Joe
I don't, I gotta hear from you
Nothing goes past you
You just have to tell him
Hey, Chiggs
Old boy
No, I'm not doing that
Right here, this is the one
We out of here with this one
You know why I'm not doing it?
Load this up
I'm not doing it because it's unprofessionalism,
and it will add on to a narrative that I don't want to be a part of.
But I would say this, that you know why I'm upset.
I feel like whatever I do, I'm worth.
I just feel like, you know, you know what it is, man.
And I'm not, you know, you made my decision very much clear.
That bullshit, that conversation I had with that nigga,
your man pissed me the fuck off.
And I couldn't believe they was talking to a nigga
as experienced as me on who to blame for this decision.
For the audience out there that's keeping up with this,
Flip talked to somebody
I have not spoken to Flip
Since he spoke to somebody
I was at Blue on the Hudson
You knew everything
You know everything
Because you know why
Because me and you
Are the same niggas
We know everything
But I was just
I was going to come see you
When I got a call
I could not believe
I didn't believe it
So I won't believe it
Because niggas be lying
Oh yeah
Niggas be lying
So I won't believe it Until I hear it from the horse's mouth.
You got a call from Flip, man.
I would have to hear it from Flip because I don't even believe what niggas say.
They lying on my man.
They lying on my man.
What are you referring to?
Whatever you referring to.
I think somebody lying on my man.
No way.
Which man, though?
He's making him a slipper.
I don't know.
So what are you referring to?
What are you referring to?
You talk. I'm talking about personal business? What are you referring to? You talk.
I'm talking about personal business.
What are you talking about?
Me too.
So what they said?
Well, could somebody tell them?
Get your shit off.
Go.
Because I don't believe that.
Nothing what they said about you and the business shit.
I'm like, no, you lying.
And I hung up.
I went back to eat sushi.
The Lincoln Harbor Bowl.
Let me say something.
Now you're trying to push my butt.
You're playing me. Listen, here's the thing. Here's the thing. The Lincoln Harbor Bowl. Let me say something. Now you're trying to push my butt. You're playing me.
Listen, here's the thing.
Here's the thing.
Number one, stop playing with me.
I'm going to give you one more chance to stop you.
Because stop.
But here's the thing.
I didn't like the conversation that I had with the business partner of yours, nigga.
So not yours anymore?
No.
No. Of yours yours but at one point
it was yours I don't give a fuck you have developed a relationship with this
person outside of Joseph Anthony and I realize of my companies or businesses
once you that's the fact did that we're gonna be accountable I am accountable
for that but then when you trusted someone to have your best interest at heart at all times.
True.
That's only a decision one person can make with that person.
I have to give him respect.
How I end up in this conversation.
Watch this.
Watch this.
He went over talk.
No, I'm on.
Shut up.
I have to give respect because it was made clear that when it comes to Joe, I can't be in the middle of that.
So that's where the respect come from.
So I'm not going to lie and make it seem like I wasn't already warm.
When it comes to anything with Joe pertaining to business, I can't get involved.
I just want you to tell people what you're mad at.
I'm mad at you, nigga.
Tell them.
Tell them what I did.
What are you talking about?
Tell them what I did.
Tell them why you're mad at me.
You try to make me.
What are you talking about? Tell him what I did. Tell him why you mad at me. You tried to make me... What are you talking about?
I want you to tell anybody that's listening
what Joe Budden did and why you mad at me about it.
Tap out, Will.
Why?
It's going to sound crazy?
No, it's not.
Say it.
It's a money thing, nigga.
Tell him.
You don't have to tell him exactly.
Yeah, no, it's a money thing.
What happened?
Okay. So when I got an increase.
No.
I didn't get an increase.
So what I got?
You didn't get it.
You don't want to talk about it, exactly.
What do you want to talk about?
Cut it out.
I don't want to run around.
Hey, Danny.
Danny Chicks.
You playing around with me.
Stop, stop.
This is drag.
I want to get through it.
Yo, I don't give increases
middle of the contract.
I don't know no company
that really do.
So I didn't give you an increase.
I didn't give nobody an increase.
Who did I give an increase to?
My nigga, I'm single-handedly.
You know what I'm single-handedly
responsible for up here, nigga?
You did not address.
You did not.
All right.
All right.
So let's talk about the increase.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let's stay at point number one.
You were giving me money.
First of all, it can't be for improper improv.
Why it cannot be?
Because I did improper improv before the increase came.
Before I asked for it.
We have to keep it entertaining and not be emotional.
I'm not.
We're not talking about improper improv.
All we want the audience to know is how'd you increase?
I hit you guys up.
And yo, big dog here.
I said, yo, I need this.
What did you say?
I gave you a time frame.
So you're not going to tell the audience.
I gave you a time frame.
This is how it gets tricky.
That's true.
You're right, you're right, you're right.
I'm not going to lie.
I get my back kicked in because the details get blurry.
I asked for an increase for a certain amount of months.
How many months?
Three. Three. Three months. It was three months. Yes. Go ahead. Because the details get blurry. I asked for an increase for a certain amount of months. How many months? Three.
Three.
Three months.
It was three months.
Yes.
Go ahead.
Continue your story.
Okay.
The third month passed, and what happened?
It kept going.
The fourth month passed, and what happened?
It kept going.
The fifth month passed, and what happened?
It shut off.
No.
No, it did not.
My math is very good.
The fifth month passed, and it still happened.
So Joe Budden one day looked up and said,
hey, I'm just paying somebody extra money
for longer than they said that they needed it.
That's not in the contract.
That's not accounted for.
No way.
It's just given it.
So do you still need that, or can I go back to?
No, no, no, no, no.
Or can I go back to whatever?
That's a fact.
Can I go back to... No, no, no, no, no. Or can I go back to whatever... That's a fact. That's a fact.
Can I go back to whatever your contract stays?
If not, then... That's bullshit, yo.
Stop it.
Stop it.
You too fly for that, my nigga.
You got the floor.
You too fly for that.
You got the floor.
At the end of the day...
We can't hold the audience hostage.
You have the floor.
At the end of the day,
we can play semantics if we want to.
At the end of the day,
even if that was the case,
the job is to keep your niggas happy
that's bringing in numbers
and doing good up here.
That's your job. Once a nigga said, we want a bye-bye contract, the job is to keep your niggas happy. That's bringing in numbers and doing good up here. That's your job.
Once a nigga said we want to buy by contract, that job ceased.
Nigga, it's always done a boy because you technically want to be about it.
Me doing improper went against the contract anyway.
Me doing improper was not a part of contract.
Me coming here extra days is not a part of the contract.
I have not said one word about it.
I'm just saying.
Don't merge your conversation.
What I'm trying to tell you is that you as my man, once you find out I was upset, you ain't call me and say or tell him, yo, let's figure it out.
You ain't say that.
You let that nigga talk to me on the phone.
Give me an excuse that don't make sense to me.
So now it's like, all right, fuck you.
I don't want to talk to you.
I'm going to come do it.
I check.
Yo, big dog.
Oh, February.
So that nigga knew I was his.
I'm going to do what I got to do because I wasn't feeling this way.
Before that conversation, I wasn't feeling this way.
I had a whole vision.
But now I see.
Come on.
I want all emotions.
Absolutely.
And it's not emotional.
I still like you.
I'm letting the audience know out there.
Flip is mad at me that I did exactly what he asked me to do.
No.
What the fuck are you talking about?
I did exactly what you asked me to do, and now I'm a bad guy.
You're not a bad guy.
I just want to let it be known.
You're not a bad guy, no.
Your new motto is, I'm telling you, and I feel safe in it, whatever y'all want to do, we can do it.
It's not even about that, though.
You know I was upset.
You said you didn't even know I was coming today.
That's why I didn't call you.
I'm not calling you while you're upset.
Salute.
Simmer off.
Simmer down a little bit.
I'm having sushi over here, this nigga.
He in a bad mood.
Let Ian go talk to this nigga.
Me and you was together.
I was walking off.
I kept walking over the table, right?
To get the scoop on this nigga.
All right.
That's why you was walking off?
Yeah, I had to cook.
I said, wait, I couldn't believe it.
Because I don't believe nothing you say.
That's why.
I tell you, all of that's a lie.
You're not telling me that's a lie. You're not telling me that's a lie.
You're not telling me that.
You're not telling me that I want to stick to exactly the terms that somebody else created,
and I'm the bad guy.
Come on, let's move on.
What we got?
I never called you the bad guy.
I love you.
And I think you're worth all the money in the world.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
You know what you was doing.
You smart.
I gave you what you asked for.
You smart. You could have done a son okay you better than that Joe you all right yes but they gotta be acknowledged you are better than they can say hey yo that
solid can change you in there good but you could have did that you know that
means you want to get a bang. No, no.
I don't know.
It's just mine and his.
I don't know.
No, help him, man.
I still don't got the fucking.
Y'all like, come on.
We move it.
We move it.
We do it.
I bet you I would do it.
I'm all about it.
He is dead ass.
Well, you couldn't be more wrong.
You could be wrong.
Yes, maybe if a nigga doing a good job and you look out for a nigga, you keep it going.
They're going to keep a nigga happy happy I'm not going to come and say
Yo, Ayo Big D
You know what I'm doing
And on top of that
When I was doing my bullshit
You checked me outside
Yo, nigga, you leaving
You doing a lot of bullshit
I had to check myself at the door
And say, nigga, I got to show up
And I got to participate
Do you know what an accountant
Does for a living?
They don't make decisions
And you're not going to tell me that
And a white guy
Not going to tell me that
I didn't say that
They look at the paper
Fuck you too
You're not making me feel like that
The accountants look at the paper I'm saying this and I'm moving on The that They look at the paper Fuck you too You're not making me feel like that The accountants look at the paper
I'm saying this
And I'm moving on
The accountants look at the paper
And make sure
All the numbers
Match up to the papers
That's all they do
I'm wrong
They don't know
That we got a relationship
They don't know we fly
They don't know
Why you call me
Why you call me
Cause fuck you
I mean sushi with Imani
And shorty in a red dress
Looking like something
Salute.
Brown.
Until you got close to her.
And then she kept coming
to our table.
Wow.
I should talk to y'all.
I wish I could ask.
If Imani say I'm rolling
in Imani, that's even lucky.
We'll talk later.
We'll talk later about it.
Jeezy.
Jeezy got a divorce.
Jeezy.
Jeezy.
Jeezy got a divorce.
No.
Holy shit.
Foul for divorce.
He didn't get a divorce.
He foul for divorce.
It's the same thing to me.
It hurts my soul.
No.
Hopefully they rectify
whatever they're going through
because looking at them
As a couple
I really like them
So it ain't finalized
Yo dawg
What did you really like
About them?
If I had said that
Do you know
You guys would've
Fucking crucified me
No no I got it
Why are you not
Crucifying him?
Why?
Because
You sound nuts
Because you shook
Get him
I sound nuts
Because I said
I hope that they
Fixed their relationship
No not that part
No because of
Get him Mel You looked at them And you thought I hope that they fix their relationship. No, not that part. No, because of you looked at them and you thought certain things about their relationship.
I did.
They were doing very well.
I did.
Big male.
Their public appearance of their relationship, they seem to be really, really happy.
So if somebody on the outside seems to be really, really happy, you hope that they continue that happiness.
Yeah, but when she says that, we do get at her.
No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Stop.
You got to stop speaking for other people.
We as in the people up here, nigga? No, that's not true. Yes, we do get at her. No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Stop. You got to stop speaking for other people, too. We as in the people up here, nigga?
No, that's not true.
Yes, we do.
Cool.
I'm one of them that get at her.
Me too.
Speak for yourself.
Look, two people just acknowledge.
Speak for yourself.
What I'm saying is,
I hope that, exactly.
I hope that Jeezy and,
what's her name?
I forgot.
Jenny May.
Jenny May or Jenny May?
You said you liked her.
I don't know.
I think it's Jenny.
I don't know how to pronounce the last thing.
I don't want to be funny, but Jenny May or Jenny May.
Jenny May.
I hope that they can rectify whatever they had going on.
It's over, dog.
It looks to be over.
When the dude fire.
Yeah.
When the nigga go fire.
And they got him to be done. When the nigga go find her. He. And they got him.
When the nigga pay it up.
When the nigga pay it up.
It's different.
Y'all know that before they got married,
that there was one.
Y'all know that before they got married,
there was that clip of her from her show
saying how she wouldn't date a black guy.
I remember that.
Okay.
I don't hold that against her.
Neither do I.
I don't either,
but when divorce news comes through
and he's the person that filed,
at home is where you're going to end up
being true to your beliefs,
whatever they are.
I don't know what happened between them,
but that comment and him fouling,
I never really thought that, you know,
I hoped that it would work.
And this saddens me that it did work
because they were cute as a couple.
They looked good.
They were cute as a couple.
I feel like they just made a public appearance recently, too.
That's what kind of comes as a shock as well.
That's when it happened.
That's when it happened.
Yeah, he wrote his book.
He wrote his book.
Yeah, and we can't get into my divorce shit while I'm selling my book.
Or she puts posts out supporting it and everything.
Hey, newsflash, y'all out there.
There are some couples out there that can make public appearances while they're beefing.
True.
That's true. Because they still both
professionals and they still both entertainers.
Business.
Keep our business in the house. We'll get back to that when we get back to it.
That's true.
We know anything about their
prenup situation?
There is a prenup.
We don't know what's in it.
He's asked for joint custody.
What do y'all think?
I mean, it's different prenups.
It could be a prenup that's ironclad where you're not getting nothing but what you came with.
Or it could be a predetermined amount of money.
Like, yo, we could get a divorce.
You take two million.
You could take the house and two million.
I'm saying, what do you think just about their divorce situation?
No, I'm just saying, but the file joint custody, if he's granted joint custody, then it kind of alleviates any child support situation.
Just what I think about their divorce.
You hate to hear it, but again, like your comment and a lot of people be saying shit like that with these celebrity couples.
Hey, I like them. I like them together.
We don't know shit about nothing about them.
From what I read, they've been separated. Like we don't even know how long ago this process has
started you just don't know these people that's all hey if it couldn't if y'all
felt it couldn't work out more power to you more power yeah yeah I'm not gonna
sit here and say I'm saddened over it at all apparently you've exhausted whatever
you felt you could exhaust before you got to this point and you felt the divorce was needed that's the thing about marriage man we'd be so
confused about the verbiage like what did do they mean by death to us part
right they want to like to put a mint to death to us part that's great actual
death sickness into I meant the definite love the definite relationship that's it every man logical man when you hear the
vows and be like no not all of that if you get crazy just saying shit money
if you get crazy nah not a funny shit I remember watching a family members a
wedding video and they used to say the love honor and obey shorty was like you
know happy that the repeat at the officiator to love honor and obey shorty was like you know happy to have to repeat at the officiator to love honor and obey she's like to love honor obey like I know
banished think I'm gonna say it they don't like the old paper no no they took
it out they took that up they took it out they The pastors? Don't church. That's like the Bible
shit they said about the steps.
I ain't listening to you, nigga.
They took
obey out. You can't take, you can't change
the vow.
That's like when they read the Bible.
The vows are whatever
y'all make it out to be.
Some of the vows, they do, nigga.
Some of the shit, no, they don't.
Y'all ain't never married me. Some of the vows stay there, nigga. Some of the shit. No, they don't. But it's whatever. Y'all ain't never been married.
Depends on what group.
Get to playing with them words.
What you talking about?
Y'all never been married.
I know.
I've been to a few weddings, bro.
People make their own vows at times.
That's true.
You don't have to read the script that the officiator presents.
That's true.
How many weddings you been to?
And who were these people to you?
How many married people do you know?
Not do you know, but like,
how many married people are in your family,
have been like an example?
My grandparents just celebrated 63 years.
That don't count.
Why don't they?
That's right there.
Because grandparents don't count.
How can grandparents don't count, Joe?
Why do grandparents not count?
Stop.
We can't get into why grandparents don't count.
Because what?
Because the morals and principles was different back in the days? Y'all know what was going on. We don't count? Why do grandparents not count? Stop. We can't get into why grandparents don't count. Because what? Because the morals and principles
was different back in the days?
Y'all know what was going on.
We don't have to do this.
But they still had a choice later on.
You know why the grandparents.
Don't put me in this.
Because of what?
Slavery?
You're in this.
Because of slavery.
I'm saying, what are you talking about?
Come on, come on, we out.
Come on, we kill.
What else we got?
Because of Jim Crow?
What else we got?
What else we got?
What else we got? Come on, grandparents don't count out. Come on, we kill. What else we got? What else we got? What else we got? What else we got?
You know grandparents don't count.
I ain't get that.
A lot of fathers left back then, too.
Fathers left back in the days, in the 60s and shit.
Yeah.
All right, you try to remix your vows.
See if you get that shit up, too.
He already did.
Had to get a Virgo.
Tyler Perry.
Oh yeah, Tyler Perry.
Come on, tell me about Tyler Perry.
I've been on to the same topic.
It's a clip.
Yeah, there's a clip.
Let me get it.
It's right there.
Okay.
Shemell's got Tyler Perry.
Mel clipped up.
Miss Clip'em.
Clip'em down.
And Mel squared up with me them down. Especially black women,
and I might get in trouble for saying this, but I will.
In our society
right now,
black women are making a lot more money
for the most part than black men.
There are a lot of black men who are successful, but for the most part
black women are making the money.
If you can find love,
if that man works
you know at whatever job and it's a good man and it's good to you and honors and
honors the house and honors what and does what he can because his his gift
may not be your gift exactly that is okay that's not somebody who's beneath
you yeah that's somebody who came to love you at your worst.
Right?
And as long as he's secure in himself to know that, yep, she makes most of the money.
All I can pay is the light bill.
As long as she's comfortable enough to say, I'm going to cover the mortgage and all the other stuff.
You can have the light bill, baby.
You can take me to dinner every now and then.
That is fine.
Okay.
No, it's not not it's not fine
first of all
one of the things I take issue with
is just how he worded all of that
talking about how the man
you know found you at your worst
that is an assumption
like just the narrative he didn't say your worst he did I thought he said he loved you at your worst, that is an assumption. He didn't say your worst.
Yeah, he did.
I thought he said he loved you at your worst.
And it's just like,
that's such an assumption.
That's such a created narrative
that he pulled out of his ass.
What is he even fucking talking about?
What if you didn't meet her at her worst?
What if you met her at her highest point?
The only thing that was quote unquote
missing from her life
was a significant other or her husband. But everything else was coming up roses in her life like the
the narrative was just what he was trying to say right what if what if he did meet or what if he
did meet her at her highest point that doesn't negate highest middle lowest whatever it just
the way he worded it and saying it at met you at your worst and you know became was an honorable man basically picked you up dusted you off i didn't like the way that that was worded it and saying it at met you at your worst and, you know, became was an honorable man,
basically picked you up, dusted you off. I didn't like the way that that was worded. That's number
one. Number two, doing the comparison. Let me just ask a question in terms of like guys,
what guy is going to be able to egotistically handle his woman being the breadwinner?
You don't think that that's going to cause long-term problems?
I have a problem with how that question's framed,
but there are plenty of men that not only can handle that,
but do handle it.
True.
Okay.
You position a question like, what man will...
No, no, no.
I'm not saying, well, what kind of man?
Like saying that that's some fucked up shit.
But like, honestly, a lot of the experiences that I've witnessed, not my own.
Well, no, actually, yes, I've had a couple of my own experiences where my career was on the ascension and his was on the downslope.
And it was horrible.
It was horrible.
Nothing that I did.
horrible. It was horrible. Nothing that I did, no, in no way, shape or form, could I make this man happy because he wasn't happy within. And he made my life a living hell and it happened twice in my
life. And then there's other experiences that I've witnessed from very close girlfriends where
if they were the breadwinner, there was just significant, you know, interpersonal issues. So that's why I
posed the question, like how many men would be comfortable with having their woman be a bread,
be the breadwinner, primary breadwinner for a lengthy amount of time where it doesn't start
to affect him. I think there are plenty of men that behave in the manner that you're talking
about. And I think there's a bunch of men that handle the role extremely well.
I don't think his message was speaking to the men, though.
No, he was definitely speaking to women,
and he was basically saying just because he's...
So how does it get back on us?
He talking to the women saying some shit.
Yeah, no, I was not okay with the way that it was worded,
and I was just not okay with the way that it was worded, and I was just not okay with the sentiment that a woman is supposed to, and it's always directed towards black women.
That's the thing.
That's what he said.
He was speaking directly to black women, not women in general, but black women.
I can't tell you.
My circle of girlfriends runs the spectrum
in terms of race and nationality and every single one of them basically says that they're having the
same difficulties when it comes to dating so to direct the commentary to black men black women
just really kind of was irritating and a lot of women took issue with the fact that he directed
it towards black women and just basically said that you're supposed to resign yourself to a, to certain concessions that you don't really
feel like you should have to, you know, when you put into, when you think about all of the stuff
that you like want to manifest for yourself or, you know, goals that you want to attain and stuff
like that, a lot of the time, what you want is you want a partner that can share in it with you like a nigga with money you huh a nigga with money well
you want you want to be equally yoked that's the term you want to be if you're making money
if you're if you're making money you would like to be equally yoked you don't yoke me no can I
ask you a question you want a nigga with money can I ask you a question so when he rich wow that was
aggressive so when he's rich can he say I want ask you a question? So when he rich. Wow, that was aggressive.
So when he's rich, can he say, I want her to be equally yoked?
When he's rich, can he have that same stipulation and say.
Sure, he can.
But he'll get roasted when he says that.
I don't know.
Anyone, any, a man can. I just want the women that want niggas with money to just say, I want niggas with money.
I don't need the fancy time, equally yoked.
I don't need, like,
women that are making coin
and women that are not making coin
want a man with money.
That's the only reason
I think this clip is pretty hilarious.
Tyler Perry ain't saying nothing.
Kevin Samuels ain't said
that men all over the world
He said the one thing.
Men all over the world have said.
I agree with Mel that he should not, in my opinion my opinion have said yo he he loved you at your your lowest because
that's not a definitive that you can't say she was at her lowest you can't say she was at her
highest true everything else everything else that he said i totally agree with but a woman could say
that point right there he should not have said i agree But everything else, Mel didn't touch on. So if a woman said, hold on.
I want niggas.
Those women want men that are equally young.
She's saying that.
If a woman said, I loved him at his lowest, would we have the same outrage, Mel?
No.
No, we're not talking about that.
We're not talking about women who are saying, I met a guy and he was at his lowest and I loved him anyways, blah, blah, blah.
No, we hear that story a lot. Who are saying, I met a guy and he was at his lowest and I loved him anyways, blah, blah, blah.
No, we hear that story a lot.
And the reality of the situation is when a guy does have money, the reality is that he is going to be able to choose whatever woman that he wants.
And a lot of times he's going to want to create the lifestyle that he sees fit for that woman.
That's what I'm talking about. So if we equally yoke, why can't that be the same sentiment from both genders?
Exactly.
You guys do realize that women, we go to work, the expectation is for us to go to work, earn
a certain amount of money to support the lifestyles that we become accustomed to.
We're also supposed to carry children, bear them, raise them. them you know I'm saying like it's just
it's not just one job it's like a million and it's like the expectation of us to be
like you didn't answer my question how did I not answer it my question was if that is the
expectation then why can't that be expectation across both genders? That was my
question. When it comes to personal preference, anybody can say whatever they want. If a guy says,
I don't want to marry, I don't want to be around broke bitches. I only want women who are on my
level financially. I only want women who are on my level professionally. He's well within his right
to say that. Absolutely. Everybody is well within their right to have whatever preference they have.
However, I think,
and what Tyler Perry is saying is that,
yo, if, and I think he,
I can't tell you why he said black woman.
I don't know.
But if it's just,
any race is irrelevant.
When you start saying that I make X,
and we've had this conversation a zillion times.
When you say I make X,
let's say X is 400 grand. Dog, there's a very small number of Americans, regardless of their race, regardless
of their gender, regardless of their age that make that amount of money. So you're starting
with a very small pool. Okay. So when we put a black on it right black men that pool becomes even smaller i understand
that cool black single men smaller black heterosexual men smaller black men that got
good dick smaller funny smaller charismatic smaller comedy i mean got sense of humor smaller
so now you are dealing with a very very very small number people, now you have to accept that it's a numbers game
and you may never find that dude.
So when you take the money piece off of it
and now opens up your pool to quality men
and individuals that you could potentially settle down with
because you have money,
money is not a staple for y'all to survive
because you got your own money.
Now I'm gonna go settle down with this dope ass man
that loves the shit out of me,
that is a good provider.
Provision is not only financial.
He does all of the other things and checks all of the other boxes outside of the financial box.
And y'all could go off and sell off and be super duper duper happy.
People are not opening up.
That's what he's saying.
He's saying that people are not opening up their minds to that because when you put that money stipulation on it, you immediately lower your eligible pool of potential suitors.
I'm telling you and him, they don't give a fuck what y'all talking about.
True.
Yeah, they don't care.
I saw people responding to his quote like, nigga, I'm only paying a light bill.
I'm not even having a conversation with that man.
And there's people that really think like that.
Like, yo, you got to come.
I don't care.
You still got to come with A, B, C, D.
No matter how unrealistic that expectation is, it's still their expectation.
That's true.
And they just never going to find them.
And you can't be mad at somebody else's preferences at all.
You cannot be mad at somebody else's preferences.
Yeah.
Because those are their preferences.
Yes, you can.
No, you can't.
That's what they prefer.
Okay.
That's why when males say they're equally yoked, shit, it's like, all right, can't nobody be mad at somebody that's saying that.
Y'all ain't speaking on good.
They get mad.
But if you want to be equally yoked, it's equal at that point.
So when the man is up $10 million, $5 million, $400,000, why the equally yoked thing don't come into play then?
Because they look at their yokes as different.
equally yoked thing don't come into play then because they look at their yokes as different.
So why you can't look at a man's yoke as being different when he's providing all the other things except for the money piece, then he's doing all that shit. When a woman is a stay-at-home mom,
they say, yo, dog, I provide this. And that's true. I'm not knocking it at all. The man comes
home with the bacon. Shorty does everything else. She fry it up in the pan, like the song used to
say. So why when the lady is the breadwinner,. She fry it up in the pan, like the song used to say.
So why, when the lady is the breadwinner,
she's corporate, she's kicking ass,
she come into the house at 11 o'clock at night,
the man reared the children, put them to bed, fed them,
read to them, did their homework,
and did all of those other things. If that works for their specific relationship,
that shouldn't be frowned upon.
That's not a really common narrative that gets told at all.
We're in the theoretical world.
We're talking about equally yoked.
And what y'all saying is equally yoked don't mean equally yoked.
It only stands as equally yoked when she got the money.
You ain't say that when he got the money.
I don't go through this because all the women I know that date niggas with money just say it.
Yeah,
they just say it.
I want a nigga with money.
But then you know women that are rich
that they may not have
as much money as them.
It's because of society
and television
and blogs.
I agree with everything
you said by the way
but because of where we are
as a society
it's been,
it's been reinforced
in women
that you can do
and live without love so women are putting
the support before the love true that's why you hear these conversations i understand where they
come from and i'm not even mad at the people that do it i'm not mad at all like what you
are like just told ice you can't be wrong for your preference you think you're an example of
of that male of of a woman that of a woman that
is totally fine without the love aspect from a partner but wouldn't mind support
i'm not talking about financial support i mean support period
no no i'm not an example of that okay no, I'm not. That's why I'm single, because I won't settle.
I won't settle for just basic support. I won't settle for just companionship. That's not what
I'm looking for. Until I find what I'm looking for, then I'm content with my life
and the lifestyle that I give to myself.
That's what I'm looking for.
I know exactly what I'm looking for.
But you said that money is not necessarily
one of your necessities.
It's not.
Yeah, so that opens up your pool.
You know what I'm saying?
Not necessarily.
Not necessarily.
There's a bunch of bullshit ass broke motherfuckers. Or just pool you know what i'm saying not necessarily not necessarily there's a bunch of versus bullshit ass broke motherfuckers or and or or just you know be rich and be a bum motherfucker
if money was a stipulation it's still a smaller pool no matter what i was saying right because
your money is not one of your necessities you still have a wider array of choices i understand
that that's what i was saying yeah no i get that I get that. And also the fact that I don't designate myself to just saying I only date black men, because that's not true.
It opens up your pool.
It's wide open.
But the reality of the situation is that I just...
And you're still saying it's a shitty pool to pick from?
Yeah.
So now imagine when you put those two stipulations back in there yeah but you know
what it's really difficult to even say that when people talk about how shitty the dating pool is
it's funny to be like oh there's fucking pee and shit in the dating pool and whatnot you know
what music are you looking for right now i want you said it huh you just said i know yeah exactly
potting but it's a narrative that a lot of people have but this is potting huh i'm just you said potting i'm just making sure we understand yeah but also it's a narrative that a lot of people have. So you're just potting? Huh?
I'm just, you said potting.
I'm just making sure we understand. Yeah, but also it's a narrative that a lot of people have right now.
You know what I mean?
A lot of people, a lot of people are saying that.
Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm trying to calm down, trying to calm down.
There you go.
Sorry.
A lot of people say that the dating pool is, is, is full of shit.
And it's, and it's very difficult.
It's very difficult because people's priorities are kind of fucked up.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you think it's difficult
because people have
a lot of expectations?
Because we're not really,
you know,
I noticed that people
that are trying to date,
they're not really willing
to accept someone
and compromise
in the beginning.
They look at it as a red flag.
They look at it as settling.
Yeah, as settling. They don't look at it as compromising? Yeah, compromising in the beginning. Like look at it as a red flag. They look at it as settling. Yeah, as settling.
They don't look at it as compromising?
Yeah, compromising in the beginning.
Like, see, man, do something.
I want these.
Yeah.
And if you don't have one or two of these,
I'm not going to settle.
And I'm not going to fully commit
because I still believe I might find
the person I got all of those.
I'm laughing at the married man.
I'm chilling.
I know, I know, I know.
I know, I know.
Sometimes the goal
may be set too high
don't you think
not necessarily
I think that everybody's
I think that everybody's
you know what it is
that they want
from a relationship
is different
it's based on what
the individual wants
you know what I'm saying
what I want
might be different
from what
like my girlfriend
you know
Carmen wants
or Rebecca
or Lily
or whatever the case is we all have
different standards okay and my standards aren't based on necessarily
like how much a guy makes or whatever the case is it all has to do for me
chemistry Christmas time but we unpacked it you know the gifts okay I think we
got some bottom of it. Hey! So we turned into three long years And it became painfully clear that we
We would never see those days again
But I said forever
Doesn't last too long forever
Doesn't last too long forever
Doesn't last too long these days Don't worry, man. Y'all gonna get y'all a baller soon.
Jalen Brown got teammates.
He's coming your way.
Football season just started, ladies.
Don't be sad in the house by yourself
dealing with your broke-ass niggas.
A rich nigga's gonna knock on the door.
Just keep spinning around out there.
Alright. Just keep spinning around. All right.
All right.
Are y'all done with this bullshit?
Who y'all?
Why you ain't trying to separate yourself?
Because when Mel get in the deep unloading therapy,
like blinker, why you ain't got a blinker on?
You started the conversation with her.
I know.
I left.
I was like, look at that park.
You can't fall for my shit.
Mel, why you feel like that?
And I'm dead man.
The park don't ever look back.
Smart man.
Look down at the park. You don't ever look back.
Get your boomers, yo.
Look down at the boomers.
I was looking at Peyton, too.
Look at this married-ass nigga.
Chilling.
Sounds rough out there, guys.
I'm going to get married.
I'm getting married.
Fuck this.
Fuck these streets.
Yeah.
Over from the streets.
Oh, no.
This is a wrap.
This is a wrap.
Yo, Keno was so funny last night.
I ended up spying.
Yo, call Keno for me.
Tell him to see if he can come up here.
He is funny. Yo, his life. for me. Tell him to see if he can come up here. He is funny.
Yo, his life,
I can't believe the shit
he just went through.
Yo, that's when
the conversations go crazy.
It's like when you
catch a man,
you're not with
such and such no more.
Yo, if you ever
catch a man out
moving around
and you just happen to say,
hey, what happened
to such and such
oh you get the best story in the world and keno's holy shit keno's funny no it's funny
keto man you gotta relax oh shit all right i was serious out there i've been talking to
the nursing aides they're gonna kill your family, all y'all going to do is call
your little nephew or your grandson to
complain. The nursing A's
are going to hang up on them and still not give
them the medicine.
I'm telling y'all, they fed up.
And some of the nursing A's got fat asses.
Y'all family is in there being
creeps. I never
thought about that before.
I never thought about the 70 year old. I never thought about the 70-year-old niggas
that got the nurse aid with the fatty
and the thighs coming through.
He in there.
Let me touch you.
Yo, nah, you give me my medicine.
You.
Walk me to the bathroom, ma.
Now you creeping the nurse aid out.
You going to lay there in your own shit
for a little while.
There's wild shit going on.
Yo, you got to talk to some nursing age, yo.
It's fun.
I ain't laughed that hard
in ages.
That's gross.
I ain't laughed that hard
in a long time
what they doing
to y'all old family members.
And COVID coming back,
y'all better treat
these nursing age right.
Also, in some other funny news,
I heard,
I didn't fact check this,
so this might be cocksources,
I heard that the China bus
leave from 34th Street now.
Get the fuck
out of here
y'all coming up
huh
hello
as opposed to where
as opposed to
Canal Street
Canal Street
Chinatown
dirty
dungy
you had to be there
three hours ahead of time
like the airport
it was nasty
down there
you ever go see
somebody off
that was taking
the China bus
from Canal it It was like
a funeral.
Yo, well.
Alright, Joe.
Yo, hit me when you get to
Jacksonville.
Hit me when you get to Jacksonville.
I'm going to dump you up across the street, nigga.
Yeah, I got to go.
When you get to Albuquerque.
They be wanting you to wait there until the fucking China bus pull up.
No, nigga.
It stinks.
It was right by the garbage.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
He's right.
The garbage and the little Chinese food place.
Go get you something to eat.
It's a long ride.
Nah, 34th Street, I heard it leave from there.
I heard they put fucking iPhone chargers in that shit now.
It's the USB-C's out now, China bus.
So got to get it together.
I was like, yo, the China bus trying to get fancy from 34th.
I start reminiscing all the people I knew in my life
that got on the China bus.
All types of criminals.
That was my dad go-to to go down south
and get you right to something South Carolina in 49 hours,
nigga, sit there.
And get you some sleep.
I'd be dropping niggas off to the China bus saying stupid shit
like, yo, you got a book?
Yo, you got some, you got your reading material?
You going to be on this shit forever.
You got a bed.
It's hot.
Yeah, it's going to be hot.
It's going to be hot.
You know, the ill shit? You go to sleep comfy.
Wake up, check on them.
Them niggas is in Delaware.
Damn, that driver moving slow.
And they always said, I just got to.
I just got to.
I just got to.
Kentucky, you got a day left. Man, shut up.
I just got to.
Baby, tight.
You got to act. You can't even have small talk. You just woke up. I just got the back of my head. Baby tight. You got to act like you came in small.
You just woke up.
How you got out of the seat?
Yo, the old, old China bus.
That shit was nasty.
The old China bus.
When they get to that halfway spot,
you can't even stay asleep.
They clean the old bus.
Everybody off.
Everybody off the bus.
We got to clean.
Yes.
You had to get off the China bus whenever they got to the
halftime spot. Nigga, back in the
days, the China bus seats was hard.
Ray Graham let you chill. I don't know
nothing about that. Back in the days.
A lot of dope boys, you know, they get on
the China bus and they also had to get their shit off.
Oh, wait. You know what else I heard in the
strip club?
Listen,
y'all be laughing at me.
Sometimes you get some gems.
My nigga just came home.
You know what I mean?
Shout out to him.
Ran a boy on me in mermaids.
I was happy to see him.
But this is what he said.
You know, sometimes these jail niggas.
You've got to listen.
You've got to listen.
Either a jewel or some violence.
This is my man right here. So I'm talking to my man.
He said,
yo, I got some spots
in Carteret.
Real estate.
He said,
they just approved
a ferry in Carteret.
I said, excuse me?
He said, yeah, no,
we got the,
he started showing me
the pictures.
He Googled it,
put some shit on Google.
The Carteret ferry,
some shit, CWI,
whatever he typed,
that same beautiful shit that's right there.
The waterway shit is in Carteret.
The waterway shit is in Carteret.
They're going to have the ferry running
from the Carteret to all over the,
these niggas is about to go crazy.
They might be out there.
You're going to just come up here
and put it on the mic.
Make it hot.
Yes, when I work with a real
estate extraordinaire, two of them,
two real estate
extraordinaires in
Melissa Ford and Isha, we need
the drop, nigga. Let's go.
Hey, Corey, we doing real estate too.
Come on, we got to go.
Family trip.
Now, some of them low houses,
that nigga say he was minding some 16-story shit.
He was going cray.
All right, I need in.
I need in.
We better do something.
Come on, nigga, get up.
Fuck, you still sitting down, body.
Get your fucking stupid ass up.
Let's go.
Oh, man, yo.
Nah, that shit look nuts.
She said it's approved.
She said all of this stuff is approved.
We're not arguing. I'm reading right here. This said all of this stuff is approved. We're not arguing.
I'm reading right here.
This is happening.
They got the contract.
They talking about 2025.
It should be done and ready to open.
Spring 2025.
And they said you can compare this ferry terminal to Grand Central.
We got a couple more issues.
Come on.
Another two years.
Where's Carter?
Another two years is Carter. Let's go get some of the doors
Exit E
Jersey
12
It's down there
It's down there
By Pass Elizabeth
By Woodbridge
It's a little bit by Woodbridge
It's the part of Jersey
That niggas don't move to
Because it's down there
But if there's a ferry down there
And it's a sea city
And people do move down there Because it's cheaper And all this if there's a ferry down there. And it's a sea city.
And people do move down there because it's cheaper
and all this type of shit.
It opens up the door now
to more New York people
that are trying to get out
of New York
because the cost is so high.
They've rented down.
So they went Fort Lee,
Edgewater,
Weehawken,
West New York,
Jersey City,
Hoboken,
Bayonne.
Now Bayonne is getting
priced out.
And they just keeping it going.
A ferry is changing.
That's like putting a Starbucks in a Walmart.
Apple Store.
Whole Foods in a Starbucks.
You know the signs.
You know the signs.
Whole Foods in a Starbucks.
It's a wrap.
Me, Ish, and Corey are going to walk out there to Cartwright.
We're going to get us some doors, some shit.
Come on, I ain't playing.
But they've been building up out there for a minute.
Brand new apartment built. Like, how did all the
buildings? They got a few.
I got some renters now, too. You right.
Them little, the mid, the mid shits.
No.
Hey. Hey.
Nah.
I'm ignoring them. No, no, no.
It's right. Nah, it was right.
Whatever that shit he said at InvestFest or wherever he was at, he was right.
You get a couple of the middies.
Same shit Vince had.
He was saying, you get some of the middies and let them niggas get in there.
They've written them.
Let's go.
We got to go to Carteret.
Anyway, I'm going to tell them my business.
I'm happy.
You'll be happy when you get a renter.
Are you in Section 8 yesterday.
That shit was horrific.
Oh.
Yo, those motherfuckers, yo.
Oh, because you took Section 8?
What? Yeah, I know.
But what's the beef?
They don't work.
No, no, no.
I'm not talking about the tenant.
I'm talking about the people at Section 8 in the, no, no, no, no. I'm not talking about the tenant. I'm talking about
the people at Section 8 in the offices. They so fucking lazy, my nigga. No, no, no, no,
no.
I'm glad you cleared that up. I thought y'all did crazy for a minute.
You said the niggas on Section 8 don't f***ing do it.
You might say, yeah, nigga. Why wouldn't they work? They got Section 8.
Yeah, write it down. Super engineer. Yeah.
No, no, no. They just so fucking lazy, dog. Like, nobody works anymore.
So when you be having these state office jobs,
they could just,
yo, you walk in there,
they be, girl, nah, girl.
You seen Tamra Hall?
Yo, dog.
Oh my God.
I was calling you for six days.
Mama, you not answering?
They don't do shit.
I cannot stop laughing.
Niggas don't work at all.
We'll get into that.
They tried to lie on my girl.
Back to music.
They tried to lie on my girl, to music they tried to lie on my girl
sexy red and say that there was a shootout at a video shoot but y'all wrong in brow brow county
y'all are wrong she said that was across the street at a gas station suck her dick her words
she cleared it up she said she said that police came to go get some gatorade
listen she did it right
Shout out to Sexy Red
Bet she did
You heard what she said
About the most romantic thing
A dude ever did for her
No but tell me anyway
She said it was Valentine's Day
And he robbed somebody
And gave her all the money
That he just took off
For the nigga he robbed
And we in hour three
And you ain't tell us that
That is romantic
Yo that's fire.
What?
He put his life on the line for me.
We didn't get into Kevin Porter Jr.
I don't really think there's a need to.
It's over.
Yeah.
It's over.
Even though the young lady came out and said,
any reports that you read are not directly from me.
Please allow us the
space and the privacy to sort through this manner he's still done but she did
say that she did I want to talk about me neither
yeah good um UAW I did I wanted to touch on this earlier pause UAW strike the three major
auto auto dealer people all of them on strike listen that's why I like September yo I do
September is when the people that make the world go around look up and say hey this is wrong
not going to work
why are you laughing I didn'thmm. Not going to work.
Why are you laughing?
I didn't think you were coming to work, nigga.
I'd be ready for it.
I'd be ready for the pod strike.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Hey, yo.
Go ahead.
You my man, man. Go ahead.
I didn't know he was coming.
You my man.
I thought it was strike time.
Nah, I am.
I turned the news on.
They was striking.
I said, huh.
I'm not going to play your game.
Then I seen the tweet.
I seen the tweet.
I am.
I said, the next few months, things are going to look
a lot different around here.
Don't be alarmed.
He tweeted that.
Yeah, he tweeted that.
He went right to the tweet
scaring the shit out of me.
Of course I did.
Scaring me up.
Don't strike, yo.
My man got to do things.
We got to stop.
We got to stop.
When you have a relationship
with somebody
and you may hear,
I might have reacted
a certain way.
There's nothing wrong with,
yo, Flip, what's up?
Come talk to me.
I am.
You going to make me move
than somebody else
that I just met.
You going to make me move
because I'm pretty sure
I can have a conversation
where you will understand
where I'm coming from.
You going to go to Steve Rifkin
instead of me?
Stop saying that, too.
A lot of shit
you'll be exposing
to my talk.
You causes.
Them little deals
you got on there.
That's why you went
and checked your contract
out until February, nigga. You ain't going nowhere. My heart dropped. Sit the fuck down. My heart was down. You causes Them little deals you got You causes That's why you went Checked your contract I got you till February
Nigga
You ain't going nowhere
My heart dropped
Sit the fuck down
My heart went to the floor
Hey yeah check this out
I was talking crazy
Yeah
I'm tired of niggas
Not knowing their contract
They're not throwing
A nigga on the floor
I'm doing
You know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna do the Patreon shit
That me and him agreed on
We agreed outside
I gotta record it
Me and me and him agreed on it
On the Patreon
Yo you wanna do Patreon
Yeah I'm on your ass
I was on some shit
But I thought about it.
I said, nigga, you got to be a professional.
This is what they trying to.
It's a conspiracy.
You got to be professional when a nigga got you by the balls
till February.
You don't got me by the balls.
Till February.
Sit there and shut the fuck up till February.
I was shocked.
I thought it was shit.
You had me saying that shit for man long.
Generate 15, I'm out.
See?
I hate what happens to me.
In real life, I hate what happens.
When you fucking get mad, you go check the contract,
and that nigga was right.
Whoever you're talking to, you're like, all right.
Fuck.
I'm out of fucking.
Now sit down a little bit longer.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
All right.
I don't have anything else that I need to get to.
Designer, Kevin Porter.
Round of applause.
El Chapo's wife released from prison.
They're letting the real ones come home finally.
Stood on her ten toes.
They're letting the real ones home.
She didn't know anything she said.
She didn't know nothing.
She didn't know.
Yeah, she didn't know.
That was her husband.
And she was taking pictures with Black.
That was her husband.
That's what the picture she took?
Yeah, I don't know nothing about what he's doing.
Mind my business.
What's she supposed to say?
Exactly that.
Oh, okay.
She did it right.
I was just asking.
Seen Sofia Vergara
playing Griselda
in a...
I didn't see that.
No, she did not.
Dang, that ain't no bad.
What was her name?
Almadrina?
That ain't bad right there.
I'm gonna watch.
You telling me.
Yeah.
Yo, I hate to be that guy.
I can't wait till that Ugandian kid I'm a watch. You telling me. Yeah. Yo, I hate to be that guy.
I can't wait till that Ugandian kid talks me into streets, yo.
I've been checking Max every day.
What's wrong with you?
That shit's going to be so fire.
It's going to be fire.
It is.
What's wrong with you?
What?
Y'all know that shit is going to be heat.
Yeah, you won't stop.
September 26th
I'm watching that shit
You kidding me
I was checking for that shit
Like the Drake song
Oh man
Oh my god
I think we done man
We done
Did I have a part of the show
I got a part of the show
Y'all get y'all sleepers together
I'll read what Davin had to say
Shout out to Davin
Davin says at what
point do we acknowledge that choosing to not speak to someone about what's going
on in our head in fear of burdening them is actually arrogance on our part I've
gone the last 20 plus years not telling my closest people about my deepest
problems and fear that they will worry about me more than I think is necessary
the more I talk to people,
the more I realize I'm not alone in that thought. That thought isn't that I'm not alone in that
thought period. Isn't that a level of arrogance? Question mark with all, with all the therapy I've
gone through over the last 25 years. At this point, it feels like it's complete arrogance.
Have y'all ever thought about that? If so,
how do you handle it?
I wonder
why he's using the word arrogance.
I don't really understand that.
I got lost because he tripped me up.
Like it's arrogant to hold
back your
innermost thoughts because you feel
like it'll burden
the people closest to you?
Yeah.
How's that arrogant?
Yeah.
I don't understand the use of the word arrogance here.
Is that the wrong word?
I can see what he's saying, though.
I can see what he's saying.
Yeah.
Help us out.
Because you tell yourself, I don't want to burden someone else.
So to you, you think you're being selfless and considerate thinking about the other person
Okay, okay
I see where you're going never heard anything from the other person the other person never said that the other person is probably dying
For you to share that type of information, but because of what you think
The effect you or impact it'll have which is arrogant because you're still putting to you first
You put the you first. You're putting the you first.
This is what I think will happen if
I share this to the people that love me.
The people that love you want to hear what's going on
with you most times.
If I have to make sense of it, that's what I'm pulling.
Still probably could have worded it differently.
Yeah, you fucked me up still.
I see it.
I get a little bit. It's almost like
even for you to think
whatever it is you're dealing with
is that big
that it would affect them that way.
That's where the arrogance comes in.
That might not even be that.
That's it.
It ain't that big of a deal.
Your brain can't determine
how I'm going to feel
or how I feel
about the information
you're going to give me.
You got to allow that process
to play out
and if you don't,
it's arrogant.
It is arrogant.
Well, I hope we're able to help.
Help with that, Davin. I got another one that's a little sad if y'all want me to
read it. Sure. I knew you was gonna say that. It's a Friday. I mean, curiosity. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. It's a Friday. It's a weekend, nigga. It's a weekend part.
Yeah, fuck that's a weekend. Okay, alright. It's the weekend. Okay, all right. It's the weekend. All right. Sleeper time.
Sleeper time.
Sleeper time.
I'm not playing no puff.
Now, now, Mr. Married Man.
Take that.
That was fire.
I wouldn't be mad at you if you did.
No, the album is absolute fire.
And I would, but next pod, maybe something like that.
Cleo.
No, I'm going with nothing new. I'm I'm going with Friday okay I'm going Friday featuring fireboy DML
this record is called you it's here too there's another one in West Side Lord have mercy, damn you special, oh, oh You a diamond, yeah, you pressure, oh, oh
Can't deny it, I'm confessing, oh, mm-hmm
Every time you ride it, I get gassed up
Got that kind of body, I can't pass up, mm-hmm
And you ain't with that ride, ride
Could take you anywhere, mm
Ain't giving up that, nah, no, these niggas wouldn't dare
Girl, you know you five five that shouldn't even fail
Maybe you're my line, but I only want you
I'm a good
I'm the client when they tryna buy us through The way you move your body got me acting brand new
Tryna raise my blood but I'm not a paru
They be on my line but I only want you
Girl I want that good life, yes I want that paper
But you need to know that I also want you
Lovin' when you got me on the phone with no makeup
I been on my own baby what you gon' do
And I been drinking alcohol with no taser I been out here when you gonna come too
Heartbreaker, but she call me backbreaker Take you up to heaven when I lay it on you
Take me up on my offer, one time lover Spend my time and my dollars
Drift to her like Ghana Find like I'm a thala
Back then I feel me get man jealous Whenever you go girl you know me I follow You already know, say me I be dang bana You ma to me la, oh ya be be to a thala, but then I still make a man jealous Whenever you go, girl, you know me, I follow You already know, say me, I be down, man
You my Tommy La, oh yeah, baby, Tommy Tola
I got everything, but I still want you
And you ain't with that Rara, could take you anywhere
Ain't giving up that Nana, these niggas who they dare
And girl, you know you 5'5
That shit ain't even fair, yeah
Oh, no, no, no
They be on my line, but I only want you
I'ma push the client when they tryna buy us through
The way you move your body got me acting brand new
Tryna raise my blood, but I'm not a paru
They be on my line, but I only want you
I can't let go You on all the strings like Geppetto
Swear you could have it all if you say so You don't even ask for no paper
Baby girl, got it on You be on my time on a different zone
All that body real, ain't no silicone I can't even help myself when you throw it back on me
Fudge you like a pretzel, I'ma make you bend over for me
Bust you like a Draco every time you get down on your knees
Been waiting on your body all day Baby, won't you come my way?
Put you on a flight, you don't need no bags Everything's on my tab
And you ain't with that rapper
Could take you anywhere
And giving up that dada
These niggas who they dare
And girl, you know you fine fine
That shit ain't even fair, yeah
Oh, no, no, no
Baby, you're my life, but I only want you
I'ma make you mine
I'ma make you mine I'ma make you mine That shit ain't even fair, yeah Oh, no, no, no
Baby, you're my life, but I only want you
I'ma push the client when they tryna buy us through
The way you move your body got me actin' brand new
Tryna raise my blood, but I'm not a powerhouse
Baby, you're my life, but I only want you
Baby, you're my life, but I only want you Baby, you're my life, but I only want you
I'ma push the clock when it tryna bounce through
The way you move your body got me acting brand new
Tryna raise my blood, but I'm not a pirate
Baby, you're my life, but I only want you
Baby, you're my life, but I only want you That's brand new music from Friday
featuring Fireboy DML.
That record is called You and Your Phones
and on DSP's right this second.
There's some heat on that Friday album.
Don't sleep.
All right, good shit, Joe.
I'm going down to this Killer Mike album.
He put the deluxe out today with the four new records
and this song is called Act Up featuring Young Nudie.
And this song is called Act Up featuring Young Nudie. All for the family, the money come first Reflame on a Sunday, it's rainin' in church Can't feed my dog, threw my dick in the dirt Hope for the best and prepare for the worst
Rather die free than be locked up in birth
Smell like a chick, I look wealthy in person
Been by my back, been some back in my birth
Top dog, can't let go this shit, I got locked, y'all
They say real bad, Castalia, that's my fault
If my name in they mouth, then it's go talk
Got to get back to work, ain't no days off
Gave my normalcy up, that's what fame cost
Any opp on my list, scratch his name off Make 10 million, that's for every slave ball
Blacked out range, I'm swervin'
Devil red guts, bloody murder
Rebel with a cause, Nat Turner
Boss up, still a hard worker
Pink lemonade, doin' numbers, that's burnin'
Yeah, John like a lot, I'm humble
No progress without struggle
I'm the next Herman J. Russell
You lookin' like food in the jungle
Quiet and kept, we make all the noise
Off the curb with the A-tier water boys
Play with them, not with us, we got all the toys
Can't tap in, they not valid, they null and void
That's a hit, very buzz, I'm on steroids
Fences watchin', for real, I'm not paranoid
Back to back, back on back, murderin' out the farm
These big rocks in my watch look like asteroids
I pull up in black truck
Everybody with me, scrotum
Boy, don't make us act up
If you actin' like a actor Boy, I'm just gon' clap ya
I don't hang with no type of actors All my niggas are action
Like camera action This DJ gon' get the blastin'
This shit right here gon' get nasty We gon' kill niggas, slump up in traffic
My dawg ain't really for real They killin' this shit, it's for real
We murderin' shit, not for real Now 12 on us, for real See the rest of y'all niggas, y'all pussy
Y'all niggas snitch, y'all niggas ain't real See y'all my niggas, we ready, get in the
shit We know what it is, we know what it is
And the feel, ain't with that shit, it ain't real
Cause you get in the room, it's real You little pussy, that niggas for real, my dog
We gotta kill them all, the hunter on stick, we feelin' them all
We gotta kill them, dawg, we catch them slippin', we knockin' em all We gotta kill em down We catch em slippin' We knockin' em off I don't care what it bout Don't care what it cost
We droppin' it off I don't care what it bout
We droppin' it off We knockin' em off
I pull up in black truck Everybody with me scrapped up
Boy don't make us act up If you actin' like a actor
Boy I'm just gon' clap ya I don't hang with no type of actors
All my niggas like A-T-R-O-P
I don't hang with no type of actors
All my niggas like A-T-R-O-P
I don't hang with no type of actors
All my niggas like A-T-R-O-P boy don't make us act up If you acting like an actor, boy I'm just gonna clap you
I don't hang with no type of actors, all my niggas like action
All my niggas like action
And that record is Act Up, Killer Mike featuring Young Nudie off of the Michael Deluxe album
I didn't even see the Deluxe so I'm gonna go check that out
I'm going upstate.
Johnny Quest,
Cappy Yon,
Marty McFly.
Yeah.
Introspective.
Collective.
Collective.
We never know. Collective Collective Collective Collective Collective
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80s baby crazy maybe fell in love with my big cuz chrome 380 that was life changing
just to hold it in my palm felt so amazing and just waited for a mothafucka try to play
me movin little packs that's when I was little
cap Young nigga quick to scrap over disrespect
There's a story for every scar that's on my flesh
The worst scars are buried deep inside my head
So many late nights Mom telling me the way I'm living ain't right
Lights off, fridge empty, shit the same life Skinny nigga determined to get his weight right
And that I did
Sixteen, bringing groceries in the crib
Paying bills, I ain't had time to be a kid
No facial hair but move like a grown man
Always been a leader, type to calculate the plan
If I could tell the old me one thing, what would it be?
If I could lend him my eyes now, what would he see?
Would that encourage the young me to become me?
Or discourage his path and run from me?
Good question
Good question
Good question
Good question
Good question
Good question
80's baby, mama raised me
Pop's lock when I was young didn't phase me
Thinking maybe this what saved me
Following his footsteps wouldn't be this way, B
Taking flicks with him in his state greens
Nobody asked me to say cheese
Wanna be like Mike and rap like Jay-Z
Fall in love with the process when you chase dreams
At 18, life in it for a started
Dropped out of college for a chick
You retarded, nigga
You a target, nigga
What's done is done, not here to argue with you You was young and dumb, you retarded nigga. You a target nigga. What's done is done.
I'm not here to argue with you.
You was young and dumb and sprung, my nigga.
Don't frown, hold your head.
You the one, my nigga.
Your brain big.
Cause we know the game's rigged.
And you wouldn't even know it if I ain't say shit.
If I could tell the old me one thing.
That's Johnny Quest, Capiano, Mr. Golden, Marty McFly off his album Headstache.
That song was produced by me.
H, what you got?
Yo, yo, yo, this is an audio broadcast.
My bad.
You know what I mean?
What the fuck up?
Nah, I came across this shit.
It's old music, but it's T.I. featuring Kevin Gates,
and the song is active.
Hold up the lamb and then shake the horn of the regime. Bismillah, Rabbakumar, al-Waheem. Alhamdulillah, Rabbil Alameen. Gavin Gates and the song is active. I mean, and yet it's a lot for that look at it be like
Hello, what?
Luca Brass Louie used to be they treated me like they should pay out got my way to pick the way that way to scare I'm gonna die we survive an organized you go to jail Molly young bitch against the high keep it
That's my yeah, and then the bitch gonna bail when they find out you can't make bail Best thing you do before you ever place your love on someone else
Bread won alumni status, told my brother ain't nothin' else
I'm in that industry, they diggin' me, got stripes under my belt
Biz came by the beach, I got money in my reach
Niggas status, D off black, ain't got my black or mirror jeans
Bitch bad if I don't like the way she actin', I'ma leave
Drop a bag and get you seen
Parked the way, hop out on B I'm a big soldier, cookin' cola
Bring that water to a bar Smell the odor, drop the yoda
Let it melt down to the R Kitchen stove, I'm standin' over
Watchin' over pirates' jars Hell it down on prison yards
Caught a long project, hox I know stores inside the mall
Rock that ice, nobody cause A lot of work, shout out the guard, workin' out my body hard
Bullet wounds, I'm bearin' arms, tatted back, my body scarred
Goin' hard, ain't no facade, inside the whips in my garage
Run with niggas, we gon' step behind the kid and take they charge
I'm in charge, got some shit around my wrist, 200 large
If I crushed him and left the law, forgive him, bitch, cause I'm not sorry
I be swaggin' all on campus, I'm in college takin' classes
Did the Urkel lookin' nerdy, sellin' birds, I'm rockin' glasses
In the trenches of Atlanta, jumpin' out the back of Bantams
Everybody around me scrap out Nellie's shit and we got hammers
Everybody around me snaps your paperwork, now check my jacket
If I get active, if I get active, if I get active, if I get active
If I get active, if I get active, if I get active, if I, I get active, I get active, I get active, I get active
Everybody around me snaps your paperwork and I check my jacket
Those three times I'm victim, fell in mud and long and I get active
Whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High
Will rest in the shadows of the Almighty
I will say of the Lord, He is my refuge and my fortress
A thousand may fall at your side side ten thousand at your right hand
But it would not come near you
You will only observe with your eyes and see the punishment of the wicked if you say and believe the Lord is my refuge
You make the most how you're dwelling no harm will overtake you
Love you for the shit. They said Bobby down. No, they will play if they knew a nigga take each other
I mean hard to tell me when you know what I came from here hold your pop dog They said about me, they don't know me They wouldn't play if they knew where they niggas would take each other, you feel me?
Hard to tell me when you knew where that came from
Hellhole hip-hop dog, you feel me?
Hard to tell me on the end of that bullshit If for real, guarantee God will tell me
Started selling Yeah, in the sixth grade, if you ain't met
your heart, I'll tell you Started bailing
When they see me in the crew of X-Car, cold hearted feeling
Target Mellon's That what we did in that day, they spray
You started yelling, started telling But on IG, you hard to healing
I'ma tell you something serious, nigga Come in here here Tryna boost your career, ain't commandeer
I'ma commandeer the situation Treat him like a hundred deer in the frontier
Listen, I became 21 years Took, lost, and never shed one tear
That cause even when the future unclear Confidence always had a ton up here
Sucker niggas, we ain't fond of here Mamas, please don't bring your sons up here
Jem, because he think it's fun up here He gon' have to raise his gun up here
You don't raise him right, they gon' lay right down, make a pipe down, yeah, yeah
Treat him like a clown in a nightgown Catch him slipping, get his nose wiped down
Pulling up an old school so clean Steal a politicking with some dope fiend
Probably telling me to keep a note clean Looking like I'm dropping off a whole thing
But I ain't touchin' shit since the 90s All the trappin' I done put behind me
But my inner circle still hologrammin' So I ever go broke, you know where to find me
Like a Peloton, I forever rid riding, I'm a legend, nigga
I ain't never dying, when the pressure was on, I ain't never hide
Even when the bullshit was set aside
Bet I would die when whoever died
Retaliation, I was frontline, now the elevation of my mind
Got a nigga tryna make myself calm down
Still memories of the energy, Olympic guns up and kickin' doors in
Hopped off the porch, ten toes in, many call, but a few chose in
Nigga bark like a boy master, but bite like a little lesser.
I get at the K-Tap, me with that, get stuck like a motherfucking cat.
I get active, I get active, I get active.
That's T.I. and Kevin Gates, Active.
Mel?
Hey, Mel?
Yeah, no, I got you, sorry.
Mine is called Ain't Mine by Kevin Ross.
Why I gotta do that? I'm not taking a building. Just take a little bit with me. You can take half of mine. I got you, sorry. Mine is I can't refuse I've been trying to cut these ties but can't break loose
Loving you is dangerous but I'm still hooking round
Sneaking while we're linking all late night
Creeping at four seasons for day night
I know this s*** wrong, I ain't feel right
But why I hit better when it ain't mine?
Sneakin' while we niggin' all late night
Creepin' F all season till daylight
I know this sh** wrong, how you feel right?
Why I get better when it ain't mine?
Why I feel better when it ain't mine?
Why I get better when it ain't mine? Why I feel better when it ain't mine?
Why I feel better when it ain't mine?
Why I feel better when it ain't mine?
That is Kevin Ross, A-Mind Hard
Oh, hold up, Kevin Ross, let me come back to the phone
Let me come back to the phone
Let me come back to the show
Kevin Ross, yo
Excuse me
That's some good food
Kevin Ross, you my man
Friend of the show You are someone that's some good food kevin ross you my man friend of the show
you are someone that's earned a automatic purchase from me i don't even sample this
shit no more i don't even look i see your name there i buy it that's 6.99 i gave you earlier
nigga i checked the length of them records you got me a six-pack with five
of them being 90 second joints Kevin Ross you get a pass on this don't do
that shit again I'm telling you I'll go back to sampling the shit at first
motherfuckers I hate that shit put a fucking fucking song out. Do a song. Make it three minutes. Double it up. Loop the 90 seconds.
But that was fire.
That was fire.
Good job, everybody.
Good sleepers.
Oh, man.
Sounds great.
You ain't had no sleeper?
No.
I mean, he don't need to sleep.
He got a sleeper at the beginning of the pod.
It's the February's right here.
Listen, let's get the audience accustomed to
what's what's gonna be going on right oh shit don't do that I would never say that but yeah
but yeah stop stop nah on the break stop because on the break on the break flip was asking me what
do you say some shit like you'll be looking for replacements or you got to find a replay I'm like
why I ain't looking for no replacement.
My crew killing shit.
We killing.
Nigga, you got, you so,
this is why you were great.
This is why you were considered
a great rapper
because you're so good with words.
But thank God I was around
them niggas that were
also great rappers
and could decipher
all that shit.
While you do talk
and while you talk
with love and empathy,
I can still see
through your eyes.
I can see it in your eyes.
I know.
You heard me outside though in your eyes no no no
that was that was genuine that was different I'm always genuine over here
you just you know what you whatever y'all you're what now you
I don't care.
It's on you.
Nah, he's crazy.
Nah, he's crazy.
That's fine.
If we were close,
we all deals first.
So stupid.
Come on, man.
Oh, I got in there.
What the fuck?
Yeah, duh.
I'm like,
what we sitting here for?
Hey!
Uh-oh!
Yeah. Ba-dum-dum. Oh, yeah, we off the grid. Yeah, ba dum dum
Oh yeah, we off the grid
Imani is buggin'
Go to Imani's page to hear what he had to say about this great music
Go to Imani, which is just the only
Yo, let me tell you my love story
Check this out, more that nigga
Fightin' demons I no Got some reasons, oh
Put that weight off me, babe
Jump right out the secret, yeah
We should repent, hey
Jump off the deep end, yeah
If I ever give you my blessing, baby
Better keep it
I, I, I
I'm being weird
I, I, I
I, I, I Now when I say that I'm being wild
And I
Know when I say that I'm done
But I'm tight for you, boy
Cause what's love if it can't drive me?
What's love if it ain't got me?
Tell me what's love if you don't spend time with me
I can try but I can't fuck with it
Not really, not really
Got to fuck up with all the hoods Not really, not it, not really, not really They ain't fuckin' with us, not really, not really, not really, not really
This love, this love, too real for them
They ain't fuckin' with us, not really
Never on their inside, baby
You know me better than that
Go on, you can run around if you want
People go to your prayer, whatever Oh I can tell you never had a bitch who was decent But I'mma be one
Let's go
And I, I, I
I don't have to beg
What is love if it can't drown in it?
What is love if it ain't life?
Tell me what's love if it's meant to last?
We be in control when it came for us
We not really not friends
Cause you think we're going on What is love if it's not good enough? Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
You look like a nigga that's out of a meeting, man
He's dying, he's dying, he's dying
He's falling into that glass door, nigga, let's get it
Doing that with a stomach full of oxtail is crazy
I can't even shake a shop right now I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now
I can't even shake a shop right now I can't even shake a shop right now You want me? You think you try, but it ain't for good And I'm really nervous If you think you're fucking with us
And I'm really nervous
And I'm really nervous
You slow
When I'm out of here, what's your show?
Real long day, fucking with us
Come on, look, get us out of here.
Me?
Yeah.
Hasta la vista.
Remember?
Riverdirt.
Hey, yo, look, look, look, look.
No, you don't know.
Hey, yo, look, look, look, look.
Listen, listen, listen.
And what are them doing?
Know your worth.
Know your worth.
You don't know. Now you know. You don't know, I'll put it on a shirt.
Yo, you are a super.
No, no, no, no, Joe Biden.
No, no, no, get your shit on.
Oh, man.
Know your worth.
Come on.
Yeah, man, help me out, man.
Because you know your worth.
Goddamn little suit.
Come on, get your shit on.
Come on.
I love this song.
Know your worth.
That's right.
Yeah, that's crazy.
Don't allow these niggas to play with you.
And don't allow somebody to blame the accountant.
They have no say.
They didn't work for you.
Oh, man.
Them accountants. They always seem work for you. Oh, man. Them accountants.
They always seem to get me.
They always seem to get me in trouble.
My girl Mel Squid up with me today.
Oh, my God.
The name was dope.
Oh, my God.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there till the next time.
We bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Wait a, hey Cause every time I'm with you, you do things that I like
Every time, I can talk to anyone
Baby, I can't get you off my mind
Fuck a money talk about
You do those things that I like
You do those things that I like Fuck Imani, talk about.
You do the things that I like. If you don't hit a total in this, Imani, it's a total record.
That I don't have.
That's all it is.
Oh, whatever, man.
I'm out of here.
Imani, this is fire, man.
Yeah, he bugging.
This heat.
Nah, Imani, this heat.
I'm gonna leave it. Nah. I'm gonna leave it. I heat, nah, this, nah. Imani, this heat.
Nah.
Imani, heat. Yo, y'all hold it down, we'll be back, stay tough.
And go!
Oh, cause every time I hate you,
you do things that I fight.
But baby, time to time,
I can't talk and make you want to believe.
Oh, can't get too off my brain.
You do those things that I'm fine.
You do those things that I'm fine.
I love you, man.
What y'all doing this weekend?
I ain't even asked y'all.
Plans, plans, plans?
Yeah, I'm hanging out with a body for his birthday, man.
I'm done.
I ain't get that invite, so I'm not doing that.
Big 40 for Amani. I know, I'm fucking with you. Big his birthday, man. I'm done. I didn't get that in right, so I'm not doing that. Big 40 for Imani.
I know, I'm fucking with you.
Big 40 for Imani.
Happy birthday, E. Happy birthday, E.
Virgo's still ruling out there.
You're really sweating, my nigga.
Yeah, it's called being active for the broadcast,
for your visual.
I know, 1-H-28.
For your visual audience.
Why don't you get active for the visual audience?
What about that part?
I don't got no insurance.
What about that part?
If I fall out right here. You can get insurance on your shit. What that part? I don't got no insurance. What about that part? I fall out right here.
You can get insurance, sign your shit.
What's up? I'm getting A by now.
You get insurance? Oh, for sure. You sign?
You get insurance? Only for you.
Only for you. When you sign...
What's it, a docket too?
Niggas a fucking pancake.
Niggas a pancake.
Niggas a pancake.
Niggas a pancake.
Niggas a pancake. Oh, man. Yo, I love these niggas.
I'm out.
Y'all hold it down.
So stupid.
Oh, what a show.
One of them little 27-year-olds had your ass.
I'm glad my girl's 37.
No, I'm talking about one of them little niggas.
Oh, fight?
You better get them out of here early.
Oh, shit, man. Speaking of that, I'm going to end this podcast because I'm going about one of them niggas. Oh, fight? You better get them out of here early. Oh, shit, man.
Speaking of that, I'm going to end this podcast because I'm going to go look at trees.
Touch grass.
Remember some of that, bitch-ass nigga?
Remember trees? I'm going to go look at trees. Oh
But
Yeah, I mean I'm about to go look at just mosquitoes fly around, because I'm annoying. Some bullshit you shouldn't do.
New Joe Biden.
Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,
not for that.
Oh, we still get a song, too.
JVP, JVP.
Come on, too.
February, like a family.
It's you, too.
Come on, everybody.
JVP.
Oh, so you pose when it's till February for me, nigga, right?
Oh, yeah.
Get out of here.
Yeah.
You go piss before I move on.
Why you leaving me?