The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 660 | “Here Comes Thicko”
Episode Date: September 23, 2023The JBP begins this episode discussing Drake’s lyric from ‘Tuscan Leather’ a decade ago (12:55) before turning to more details on Jeezy & Jeannie Mai’s separation (20:52). Recapping new music,... Doja Cat drops her album ‘Scarlet’ (49:52) and Ice announces the release date for Lil Wayne’s ‘Tha Fix Before Tha VI’ (1:00:22). Jada Pinkett Smith shares an old video of her and Tupac (1:07:09), Nicki Minaj & Cardi B continue to beef (1:17:00), and Chrisean Rock is being criticized for the handling of her baby in public (1:43:22). Also, the latest updates on the WGA strike (2:32:40), Joe reads a few different Part of the Show questions (2:39:17), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden leeper Picks: Joe | Diddy & NOVA WAV - “What’s Love” Ice | Doja Cat - “Often” Parks | Elcamino & Black Soprano Family (feat. Inspectah Deck) - “Victory” Ish | Destiny Rogers - “Save My Love” Melyssa | Juniper & Sango (feat. Xavier Omär) - “Tell Me”
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I was in the phone calendar.
Hello, hello, hello.
You put that in your phone?
In the calendar.
Look up and see
who's still around.
In 2012,
you put that shit in
and it's still there?
No, like 2014,
something like that.
Wait, in 2014,
when Drake said the line,
uh-huh.
You put the reminder app?
I put the reminder app,
yes.
Hey, 10 years from that date, let's look up and see who's still around.
I slow off, my nigga.
Whatever.
Then you went back to put out when the single, when the song dropped.
You can always check when you said that before Apple Watch dropped.
Right.
Apple Watch dropped 2014.
Go ahead.
My bad.
All right, well, shit.
10-year anniversary of that next year.
Anniversary, man.
You keep all the dates.
I use my smartphone for all its purposes.
Okay, my bad.
Happy iPhone Day, everybody.
Happy iPhone Day to all the Apple people out there.
Fucking geek.
Yes, nigga.
Happy iPhone Day.
Nah, them dudes was lined up on Fifth Ave at the flagship store since four in the morning.
No, they've been lined up since the day before yesterday.
I got the news on at five.
Stupid ass news lady.
Yeah, I'm out here.
Out here looking at all the fans.
The watch drops.
The headphones.
They've been lined up forever.
Robbed all them niggas.
Stupid.
Then they came back 15 minutes later.
All right, I've got to talk to some fans.
Tell us your experience standing out here,
and what are you waiting for?
What are you going to do with this massive titanium phone?
I'm in my bed having a blast.
I love watching the news.
I'm sucking losers.
Yeah, that's the dumb shit today.
Because wait,
because then now,
20 minutes later
and then I'm done with the news.
A bus flipped over in Orange.
In Orange County.
Okay.
I want to say a school bus
that was casualties.
Yeah, rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
That's high school kids, wasn't it?
One kid that lost his life and four kids got hurt, right?
So I'm watching the news to see how this bus flipped over.
Bus hits the divider, flips over into like, it flips.
Bad.
And don't you know the news come on and start talking about, and this is Fox,
are there potholes in the road?
What else did they say?
Everything to get liability
off of the driver.
Oh, a faulty tire.
We're hearing it was a faulty.
They spent three minutes
with liability
and didn't address the kids
or the casualty not once.
That's crazy.
The news is nuts.
And I'm done with sadness
for the podcast.
Real quick.
Let's get sad on him
Come on
Because it's in line with that
Y'all heard about
The Patriots fan
That passed away
At the game
Due to the fight
They came right out
Right away
And was like
It had nothing to do with this
He had another condition
That he passed away from
He got hit
Went unconscious
And never woke up
How you gonna say
This
Was a pre-existing condition?
You got to answer for that, Parks.
That's sick.
No, the Dolphins fans. I've been said
that the Dolphins fans...
What about us?
Most of us
are not heathens.
Yeah, Dolphins fans ain't out there
with the rest of them.
We watched Tua die and all the
Dolphins fans was like, Game 1, come on, get ain't out there with the rest of them. We don't, please. We watched Tua die and all the Dolphins fans was like,
oh, game one, come on, get them back out there.
I was like, whoa, do y'all have hearts?
Do y'all have compassion at all?
We did not say game one.
We said when he's ready, come back.
You said retire.
I said, hey, he should lay down.
He should not do this anymore.
Take up knitting.
Yeah, but it's cool. Oh, man. Leading the league right now. He should not do this anymore. Take up knitting. Yeah, but it's cool.
Oh, man.
Leading the league right now.
He is.
Who cares if his brain rattles every time he makes a move?
I'm sure he's fine.
I'm sure he's fine.
He's got doctors.
I'm not his doctor.
He's got doctors.
As long as he can sling that ball up to Tyreek.
No, of course I would want him to be healthy.
But, I mean, if he's healthy, then play football.
That's your career. In 20 seconds or less, tell us why Tyreek Hill No, of course I would want him to be healthy, but I mean, if he's healthy, then play football. That's your career. In 20
seconds or less, tell us why Tyreek
kills better than Justin Jefferson.
He is completely unguardable. He's
faster than anybody in the field. He can change
directions at the drop of a dime.
He's a fucking running back. As a wide
receiver, he used to play running back in college, so when he gets
the ball, it's hard to take him down. He's
stronger than most receivers.
That's that. He can jump. He's stronger than most receivers. That's that.
He can jump.
He can jump, good hands.
Look at you jumping on his dick.
You can jump too.
Here you come.
Here you fucking come trying to teach.
I don't want no problem.
I'm sorry about Trayvon, by the way.
That's tough.
Yeah.
Oh man, come on, yeah, address it before we start this shit. Nah, like, people was laughing, by the way. That's tough. Yeah. Oh, man. Come on, yeah.
Address it before we start this shit.
Nah, like, people was laughing.
I don't think it's funny.
No, that's terrible.
It ain't funny.
But, I mean, we'll be fine.
I hope so.
I think they will, too.
Did any of you send death threats to, who did that shit, Minka?
No.
Who did that?
Trayvon.
Shut up, bro.
Shut up, yo. He got hurt in practice. Oh, yeah, it was practice. It was practice. Minka hurt No. Who did that? Oh, Shreveon. Shut up,
yo.
He got hurt in practice.
Oh,
yeah,
it was practice.
Minka hurt
the chub.
Oh,
yeah,
he hurt chub.
Got it,
got it,
got it.
Got hurt in practice.
I hate seeing all these injuries,
but we don't want to start with sports.
Yeah,
yeah,
we...
It's too early for us.
I hate the injuries too,
but I love that I avoided
all these fucking fragile niggas
in my fantasy draft.
I sure did.
Oh,
my God.
Yo,
listen to him.
Hey, you sound like a Dolphins fan.
Listen, pick number nine.
They were sitting there, Barkley, Chubb, B. John.
Took a lot of guts to take this rookie kid.
He's killing, too.
Oh, my God.
Oh, I'm so happy.
I'm always skeptical about rookies, but he's killing.
I'm so happy with my pick.
Go, B. John.
I didn't know Chubb was there. I didn't know Chubb was there.
I didn't know Chubb was there.
Yeah, Chubb was there.
Chubb was there.
I'm surprised you didn't.
You know, that's your man.
That's my man.
I'm really shocked to hear that one.
You're a wild boy for that.
You went against your go-to right there.
That's your go-to right there.
It's working out.
Yeah.
And in my money league, and then I'm done with this.
Yeah.
I also somehow drafted James Cook, who's top five in your arts.
He's feeling good right now.
Yeah, but I got a tough matchup this week.
Tough matchup this week.
So we'll see.
All right.
All right.
Let's get it started, man.
Why the F not?
Y'all know who it is, and y'all know what we're here to do.
Normally, I don't take requests at the intro, but my man freeze say he ready to pod today
So I'm listening to him. He might have got a good night's sleep slept on that mattress mattress
I ain't got time for him to be cursing me out. I'm doing
Before we start
You okay with him wearing drink chips? This nigga's crazy, yo.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, yo.
That's funny.
That was a good one.
I thought that was like some type of Bull Six-Pete outfit he had on.
That was a good one.
What is that shit?
It's trophies, nigga.
Yo.
Yeah, nigga.
Come on.
You my intro, man. Let's go.
Don't look at me, dog. Don't look at me, yo. Leave me alone. I'm gonna hit a pod. Oh, man. It's trophies. Yeah
Trophy NBA, NFL, ABA Coming off the last record I'm getting 20 million off the record
Just to off these records, nigga, that's a record
I'm living like I'm out here on my last adventure
Past or present, one you have to mention
This is nothing for the radio
But it's still playa dope
Cause it's that new Drizzy Drake, that's just the way it go
Heavy air play all day
When of course we keep it down, nigga
Rap like this for all of my furl, niggas
I reach the point where don't shit matter to me, nigga
I reach heights that Dwight Howard couldn't reach, nigga
Prince Hakeem, they throw flowers at my feet, nigga
I could go an hour on his feet, nigga
I'm just as famous as my mentor
But that's still the boss, don't get sent for it
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket
I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket I'ma put it in my pocket, I'ma put it in my pocket Shout out to the ladies out there. Hey.
Smelling like a brick.
Degenerate.
Shout out to Ice.
He just got his first Tuscan leather.
Hey.
Just walked over to the Tom Ford booth with the trophies on him.
Hey.
I can tell everybody in a good mood.
Shout out to the real niggas all over the world.
Oh, real good mood in a good mood shout out to the real niggas all over the world. Oh real good move
real good move
Hey, yeah, let's party get a shit off
Sitting gucci roll like they say up at UNLV young rebel young money nothing you could tell me I think it was this album he went in and got all that paperwork right
I got some things that I hit the corporate
Stressed throat flows, some shit to stop all of the talkin'
All of the talkin', got one reply for all of your comments
Fuck what you think, I'm too busy, that's why you leave a message
Born a perfectionist, guess that makes me a bit obsessive
That shit I heard from you lately really relieves some pressure hey P. I got your CD you get an E for effort
I'll piece letters together and get to talking reckless. I'll change that credentials. You know you see the necklace my life's a completed checklist
I'm tired of hearing about who you checking for now. Just give it time. We'll see you still around a decade from now All right, what episode is this?
570, I think?
570.
670.
Just rewind on him.
No, I'm sorry, 660.
660.
Welcome to episode 660 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden,
here with some really amazing people that I'm so happy to see.
Melissa Ford is here.
How are you?
I'm wonderful.
Good, good.
I could not be better.
Could not be better.
Our couch wins again.
Yes, it does.
Our couch wins again.
No, no.
No, it doesn't.
Please, there's no disrespect.
It's no offense.
I didn't say a thing.
Our couch wins again.
Y'all can win.
So I talked to him.
About what?
About what?
About the fucking...
What, nigga?
Ain't nobody...
What?
We got Big Ish in the building.
We got Ice here.
I'm here.
Parks is here. Parks is here.
Corey is here.
Erickson is here.
Poe is here.
Flip is not here.
I don't know why Flip is not here, but maybe he'll be here.
Maybe, maybe not.
Yeah, he does what he wants.
It's fine.
This is not me.
This is not my doing.
Oh, this is not a suspension.
This wasn't Ayo Big Dog?
No, this wasn't mine. No Ayo Big Dog, right? No, not at all This is not my doing. Oh, this is not a... It's not a suspension. This wasn't Ayo Big Dog? Is that a secret suspension? No, this wasn't mine.
It's not Ayo Big Dog, right?
No, not at all.
Ayo Big Dog.
Let's take a couple pods off.
Speak about a letdown.
Woo!
Yeah.
Hey, hey, records on my demo.
That shit's hard still.
This was one of them songs where the trailer had you thinking it would be better than it was.
Not for me.
I went up with that shit.
When the teaser came out for this, the way they had it with all of the cars pulling around
and flags on the hood, it was just a little teaser.
But then when the song dropped, for me anyway, a lot of people agreed it didn't meet that standard.
So a couple of songs that happened like that.
Shit on the wall.
I'm not.
Shit on the wall.
Hey, just.
Who is a decade later?
Come on.
I like that you remember that.
I like that you wrote it in your notes.
But who's not around?
There's a lot of people that's not around, bro. The big three still there? There's a lot of people that's not around, bro.
The big three still there.
It's a lot of people
that's not around.
He didn't specify that.
But who do you think
he was directing it to?
The field.
No.
All you niggas.
No way.
Broad stroke.
Yo.
Shooting at everybody.
When he was,
especially around that time,
it's always,
you always mention it
another name.
No matter who it be. Yes yes the big three are still around even they don't they don't drop as consistently but they
are still around I'm not going to take that from them but it's still always a this name this name
this name this name hey look bro I'm here I want to hear that right now let's look 10 years from
now and see how many of them who are hot today are still here.
It's a small list.
It might just be the big three.
Yeah.
So I think that is something to be applauded.
Like, nigga, you.
He did.
He did.
He did.
People don't want to give him the credit for that.
But I've been waiting.
I'm like, all right.
When we hit that 10 year mark, I went back and looked to see who were the hot ones who were charting who was running the shit back in 2012 2013 you don't see
2 Chainz you don't see Ross granted they moved on the other thing but they're not rapping who i don't
want to hear who you checking for let's see who's still here Big Sean you don't see Big Sean you
don't see A$AP Rocky you don't see Meek you don't see Wale you don't see A$AP Rocky. You don't see Meek. You don't see Wale. You don't see these names that
were being brought up
then.
So yeah, that line means something
and it hits a little different today.
I got some pushback. Of course you do. We wouldn't
have a pod if you wouldn't. I got some pushback
for some of that. Let's get it. I still see Meek.
We talking musically.
You don't see
Chance the Rapper,
Childish Gambino.
I could keep going.
In the same fashion that we saw them in when he said it, you're saying.
Yes.
I also have pushback for 2 Chainz.
Yes, we don't see 2 Chainz.
But 2 Chainz started from
Titty Boy, Player Circle.
So when he kicked up, that was his resurgence.
Yeah, that was his second goal.
That was the prime of the prime.
If I still expect 2 Chainz to kick up dust from that point 10 years forward,
he got his run.
No, I'm not.
Titty Boy and 2 Chainz are not.
Those are two different acts.
From the consumer standpoint, yes, there's two different.
Well, it's the same act.
It's the same act.
It's a rebrand.
OK, so we're talking.
But once we see you, your clock starts.
That's why they be lying about their ages and shit.
We've seen him in 01.
Yeah, yeah.
With a Wayne. Not like 03 or 04. No, no, yeah. With a Wayne?
That wasn't 03 or 04.
No, no, no.
He was before Pump It Up.
Oh, wow.
That's before Pump It Up.
With Lil Wayne.
Or I think.
Because I'd be wrong
in my memory.
Look it up.
Yeah, look that up.
No.
Pump It Up came out when?
03, right?
03.
You're talking about...
That record was...
Maybe.
07.
It was Duffel Bag Boy.
Oh, my memory is real bad then.
2 Chainz had something out before that, though.
I don't think so.
Yes, he did.
I don't know it.
2 Chainz debut was not 2007.
I'm not saying that's the debut.
That's when...
Okay, I get it.
All right, if it starts in 2007, then all right.
And that was, he was still Titty Boy then.
Maybe you should still be going a little bit.
He wasn't 2 Chainz as far as outside of Atlanta.
At least he wasn't 2 Chainz national until Spindy.
That was the record that took him nationwide as 2 Chainz.
And he was still Titty Boy for Duffel Bag Boy.
I think the line is different.
I think the line is different if we're not talking to the big three.
Because if it's the rest of them niggas, who gives a fuck?
If I'm talking to the field.
That's not true.
It matters, bro.
Because the longevity is what made them the big three.
No.
Well, two of them.
For one of them, to me, he wasn't the big three 10 years ago
the big three has always been the big three cole not close the big three has always been the big
three 10 years ago yes they've always been the big three disagree but it's fine was the fact
we can go cole's biggest records were yeah back then that's his okay probably his prime i would
commercially yeah i don't know i don't know. I don't know.
I just liked it.
It was just something that at that time for that line to be said,
yeah, let's look up 10 years from now and let's see who's still around.
That's why you give Nas props.
That's why you have no choice but to give him props because.
He's still here 30 years later.
He's still here 30 years later.
Yeah, that's what we was telling him.
That's what we was telling him. That's what he was telling me.
That's what he was telling you.
That's not what you was telling me.
But it's all right for him.
It's cool.
Don't start your shit.
Yo, I listen to it too.
I'm chillin'.
I'm chillin'.
Uh-oh.
He said he listened to it.
Don't make me hot.
I listen to that shit.
So, what's up?
Okay, great.
So, give your...
And my opinion still stands.
I stand in it even deeper now, pause.
Ish, but we're not like...
Try to come out in.
Armour, man. Armour, man. Armour, man. Armour, man. Armour, great. So give your... And my opinion still stands. I stand in it even deeper now, Paul.
Ish.
Ish, but we're not like...
Trash, come on in.
Our music opinions are not...
T-Dot.
Hey.
Hey, what's up, bro?
So let me ask you a question.
So you starting to talk without me now?
So you know this is a...
What, dog?
Are you going to join me? This is an audio. Where, dog? Are you gonna join me?
This is an audio that can hear you.
You can't hear me?
No, sit down.
Why you stand in front of me like that?
I don't wanna sit down.
I'll knock you out.
Are you starting to par without me?
I don't wanna sit down.
If you start without me, that means you,
that means you, that's a transgression towards me.
A transgression?
Come on in.
Come on in.
What's up?
See, that all look good today.
I ain't going to lie.
I'm happy to see you, Joe.
Come on time.
Big flip.
Right?
You don't come on time no more, right?
Like, fuck it.
You just told me last week that, yo, Flip, I'm not used to you coming on time.
Now.
So you went back to my old ways.
Sorry.
I went back to my old ways.
Good morning.
Good morning, guys. Good to see you.
Welcome.
Morning, morning.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Apologies.
Apologies.
Happy to have you.
Thank you.
Where's we going just now?
We're talking about the 2012.
Yeah.
I'm off.
But he was also listening.
And then he was saying, no.
Oh, wait.
I was telling Ish.
That's your music opinion.
I know.
You don't have to.
I'm standing it firmer now.
I didn't even do all that
you like it
I'm just saying
I don't
bro listen
if I
I'm going back to
my nigga Freeze
if I don't like something
I don't like it
if I don't care for it
I don't care for it
but I have the right
to say yo
I like this
or I don't like this
I wonder how many times
y'all gonna say that
in your podcast career
I don't say that often
I'm quoting him
but i'm objective i think in my opinions because now when you look at the fans because of y'all
it's y'all fault because of the fit yo it's just jay nigga i don't give a fuck about jay-z he ain't
my cousin yo yo he only don't like nas because he like jay-z ain't related to me my nigga they
ain't beefing in real life but But Chris Brown is related to you.
Okay, and if he put out some bullshit, I'm going to say it's some bullshit.
Chris Brown dated Rihanna.
Keep going.
Jay-Z found.
Yeah, there you go.
Keep going.
Gotcha, buddy.
I'm asking you to keep going.
You tied it all together.
Six degrees of separation.
I know, I hear you talking.
That's only like three degrees.
That's not even six.
For real, yeah. That's a nice little jacket hear you talking. That's only like three degrees. That's not even six. For real.
Yeah.
Right.
That's a nice little jacket you got on.
You look nice, man.
Popped the collar and all that.
Nah, you slimming up, yo.
Oh, you trying to play me now? Nah, I'm not.
That black t-shirt look nice.
Let's talk about your jacket.
It's the black.
This is a nice jacket.
I said the same thing when I walked in.
I ain't going to lie.
You're getting younger by the day.
Listen, what is of most importance for us today?
I couldn't wait to come in here and talk to y'all about Jeezy and Jeannie.
Because we may have spoken about it briefly, but then more details came out.
And the details were, we are separating that because of infidelity but because of
different family values yeah someone with knowledge close to the close to the source
what their quote was like you said someone with knowledge close to them
said they didn't agree on certain family values and expectations they had different views and
each felt like their needs
weren't being completely met.
Now, I read that,
and the first thing I thought,
assuming that that's true,
is, damn, you don't talk about family values
before you get married?
I was gonna ask.
I thought a lot of people don't, yo.
Before you start dating, damn near.
Even, like, what I've learned
is you need to discuss all that shit
prior to having a child,
prior to getting married, or, like, yo, what religion is the child going to be?
That's something big, like that we might just think automatically, oh, I'm Christian.
Or, yo, is the kid going to eat meat?
Like all of those types of things I think need to be discussed prior to.
How you punish children, child rearing.
That's huge.
A lot of times we just be in the moment. Yeah, like you might love the person,
but when you start having a long-term relationship
or children, it goes beyond your love
for this particular individual.
Yeah, and at that point, you know,
once some time has passed and you're in this relationship,
don't you guys start to, you know,
kind of wonder what the future looks like?
Mm-hmm.
You know, and how you were raised
and how that might, you know, contradict how they feel like they want to raise children.
And then in this instance, and no disrespect to them, they have different racial backgrounds.
Yeah.
So that's huge with regards to culture and other things.
Like she's Asian and he's black, of course.
And I think they were that when they met too.
Yeah.
But again, no, but I'm talking about now
customs come to play
when you start having kids.
But you guys make it sound so easy.
I don't think anyone
that gets in a relationship
have those conversations.
I'm not saying anyone,
but a lot of people
don't have conversations like that.
That's what we're saying.
That's what we're saying.
Yeah, I'm just saying.
Especially when we start getting older.
Yo, we in our 40s and upper 30s.
Those are conversations
that are important
to have going forward.
Yo, again,
like you said,
you and Sin,
just how y'all look
at the holidays.
Most people look
at the holidays the same.
Your view,
or our view
on the holidays
is different than the masses.
I'm with y'all.
That's a fight.
He celebrates Valentine's Day, though.
He don't celebrate Halloween.
He don't really care for Christmas.
That's a fight.
But dog, that's a fight in certain households.
It is.
That's what I'm saying.
So I think all of those things should definitely start to be a conversation piece prior to going down that road all the way.
Absolutely.
I get that out of the way pretty early.
That's like fodder for conversation in the beginning of a relationship.
In order to have a healthy relationship, I guess.
Well, they get to us by marketing to the women.
So I didn't think I was going to win any fight with the holiday where gifts are involved.
No, or your kid's happiness.
Like my daughter's one.
Don't try to turn me up.
No, no, no, I'm not.
Because I leave.
I leave, honestly.
No, my daughter's one.
Y'all know I don't fuck with Halloween.
Halloween's coming. What do you do? But they don't understand. Y'all know I don't fuck with Halloween. Right. Halloween's coming.
Yeah.
What do you do?
But they don't understand.
Oh, no, but we won that.
They don't understand that at such a young age.
I didn't win that.
No, no, we did win that because we have a logical reason to not allow that trick-or-treating shit.
I hear you.
I said Halloween.
I'm not, I don't fuck with the costumes.
If we ain't trick-or-treating, then what are you wearing a costume for?
Because your kid's going to school. Oh, because your kid's going to school. Nigga, I bought two costumes, the costumes. If we ain't trick-or-treating, then what are you wearing a costume for? Because your kid's going to school.
Oh, because your kid's going to school.
Nigga, I bought two costumes, three costumes for my daughter.
Well, school is where the problem is.
Now you talking.
Hey, y'all know I'm going to rush to school being the problem.
You get what I'm saying?
But school is a big part of the problem.
That's a major part of the problem.
But all of those things should be discussed.
Because now when I go to the school and say, fuck these costumes, I'm the angry parent.
You're the uncle to won't be dad.
Yeah. And you don't want your kid in school
being the left out where everybody else is in the costume
and they sitting there, now they starting to feel
your kid in there looking like... And I'm famous.
So, see, that's why I need my anonymity.
So I can really tell y'all how I feel about shit.
Word spreads faster
when you famous than you a dickhead.
That shit'll get around the school before 315.
Sometimes it's good
to be left out though.
No, not to kids.
Not to kids.
Kids don't like that.
Kids don't like that.
You bugging.
Kids don't like it
but a lot of them
that were left out
grew up to be successful.
Sometimes it's good
to be left out.
My mom didn't let me
go to Santa for Halloween.
In the moment.
Everybody got their costumes
on with bags of candy.
You sitting over there
like this with some graham crackers.
Nobody want to hear that shit.
I don't want us to venture too far off from what we're talking about.
Word on the curb.
Word on the curb.
She want to be missing for so bad.
Word on the curb is that the mother moved in with them.
See, that's it... From whose side?
Her mom. Her mom.
That ain't black people shit, nigga.
Yeah, yeah, moms not moving.
That's not true, Joe. That's not true, Joe.
I will argue with y'all. That is not true.
What is not true?
A lot of black mothers... What are you talking about?
You just told a story when Mama Love lived with you.
What are you talking about? Oh, stop it.
You just told a story. Stop it.
I lived with my mom for a while. Stop. Oh, stop it. You just told a story. Stop it. You're my mom.
I lived with my mom for a while.
Stop.
That's a grown man.
That was a different situation.
Yeah, totally.
What you mean?
All right, so both of them.
Why is it different?
She was getting construction on her house.
Okay, got it.
That wasn't her moving in because y'all had a kid.
That's a different situation.
You are famous.
Jeezy's famous.
Got it.
He's touring.
Jeezy's famous. Huh? She He's touring. Jeezy's famous.
She's famous, too.
No, I ain't get there yet.
Okay.
We know you go.
No, no, no, no, no.
Big male.
Big male.
Women's rights.
Oh, no, no.
Women are famous, too.
I'm going to mute up for a second.
I'm going to mute up.
Make your point.
Jeezy's touring.
He got a book out.
He moving around a lot.
She's famous.
She's super busy.
So now you might have a grandparent coming as opposed to the nanny living with you.
You are absolutely right.
You are absolutely right.
They said a few months later her brother moved in.
Nah.
Really?
Nah.
Wait, that happened?
Oh, shit.
Wayne got to go.
I'm not lying.
Roscoe got to get out.
Not Wayne.
Wayne. Wayne. Not Roscoe. He got to get out of here. I ain not lying. Roscoe Cuckett. Not Wayne. Wayne.
Not Roscoe.
He gotta get out of here.
I ain't gonna hold you.
Stop.
Stop it.
How?
How long you gonna be here, nigga?
Yo, he still here?
How?
Hey, yo, big dog. Hey, yo, big dog. How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? How? here? How? Hey, yo, big dog.
Hey, yo, big dog.
How got to go?
Nah, we keep it at how got to go, yo.
Sorry.
That's when things get a little tricky.
No.
A lot of tricky.
Sometimes you let things slide when your in-law may move in to help.
The mother.
You know, the mom.
It's your mother-in-law.
You and your brother are trying to move into...
And we don't know if this is true.
We're just talking about if the mother and the brother
are moving into my shit.
We just got married.
We ain't been married three years.
How big is the house?
Is he on the whole court?
I don't care how big it is.
I never want to see your brother.
Once we get married, your brother don't exist.
We go through the preliminary stages.
Sorry.
We cool with the brother when we try to get the box.
You don't have no brothers no more.
Once we get the box, we good.
Yes, I'm looking.
I don't care about that woman who writes shit you want these days.
I'm on your ass, man.
I don't know that I want to live with him.
You don't have a choice because the Dominican, that whole thing. Family unit. Yeah, you don't have a choice. Because the Dominican, that whole thing.
Family unit.
Yeah, you don't have a choice.
Her brother's cool as shit.
And again, they both are successful.
And they both are famous.
Hold on.
She must listen.
They might.
They might.
Let him get his shit on.
What'd he say?
No, I love him.
That's my dog.
That's my man.
It is.
Her brother-in-law is the coolest brother-in-law that's ever lived.
They are.
I'm so grateful to have him.
He been locked up before?
No.
Put your little tall eyes in the chicken wing.
Yeah, yeah, come on in, Russell.
Oh, no, I was at Parks' wedding when the gangsters walked in
and Dope Boys and the other niggas.
Yeah, they was there.
Got you.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, for shitting me?
Are you shitting me?
They came in trying to...
Oh, I'm on the fight parks a little bit.
They came in trying to just shut shit down.
Hold up, nigga.
We got watches on too.
But they had the girls with them.
They mad girls.
They look good.
Me and my girl might have been fighting at the time.
She was home texting me long paragraphs.
It was a mess.
No, they was looking good at Park's wedding.
That can't happen to me again.
Shut the fuck up.
OK.
Then I went to Ian's wedding, made sure I was right,
but different vibe at Ian's wedding.
Yeah.
Really different vibe.
Now you looking like.
We never talked about that.
You looking like a.
You stood out, right?
We never really talked about that.
You stood out like a sore thumb.
Hey, I'm Sean.
Me at Park.
Shit, I'm going to be done.
I'm going to do it.
I got these niggas.
You went to a whole different shit, but that don't matter to them.
I'm serving it as well.
That did not matter to them.
You're like an idiot.
Look at this guy.
Shiny dodo.
Look at this dodo.
Standing out.
Oh, man.
He probably tried to stand in the corner, too.
Nigga, they saw you.
I walked in there. I was like, where is Preem?
Anybody that's black.
Fucking rapper.
They was looking at me like the black friend.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
And then, and then, just like I told y'all,
I'm with fucking stupid Thicko.
Oh, man.
Thicko.
Oh, shit.
Thicko. Oh, shit. Thicko.
Why you said that?
Yeah.
Wrong wedding for that one, buddy.
Oh, man.
Fucking Thicko.
No, stop.
Stop.
I'm going to steal that.
That shit fucked you up in certain spots.
I needed her at Park's wedding.
This might not have been it.
Ian's wedding.
Not someone.
Whoa.
Tuck that shit.
If you don't start tucking that,
nigga, go to the,
tuck the fucking titties.
Oh, man.
Stupid fucking titties.
Do something.
Stupid fucking titties.
Yo, this nigga's stupid. Oh, shit. But back to these two. Do something. Stupid fucking titties. Yo, this nigga's stupid.
Oh, shit.
But back to these two.
Family values.
Yo, you got problems.
And my baby lost like 20 pounds, too.
Shout out to her.
And the rest of y'all dodos out there taking them pills.
Fuckers.
Stupid ass.
They selling them shit.
It's so easy to get girls.
Nigga's selling them shit.
It's so easy.
What's the name of it?
Ozumbic on the block?
Ozumbic.
The shot?
They selling the shots.
They selling the shots.
They selling the shots.
I got a couple of them shits.
From Dykeman?
Where you getting them shits from?
I got them shits.
Nigga, hit me the shot.
I do what?
I'm seeing girls with them that I know did not go to the doctor.
Like this.
It's made in Canada.
I wouldn't give a fuck if it's made in Crenshaw.
Niggas is buying them shits on the street, bruh.
Nigga, hit me the shot.
Wait, wait, wait.
When I'm buying a shot on the street, it's Wait, wait, wait. When I keep buying a shot
on the street.
It's a shot.
It comes in a tube.
You put it in there.
This is crazy.
It's a diabetes medication.
I'm talking about pills.
It's a diabetes medication
I'm talking about.
These niggas is crazy.
These niggas is losing
their weight.
Yeah, you lose mad weight quick.
Yeah.
But I heard there's
bad side effects.
The needle on the street
is nuts.
And it make you lose
weight real fast. There's a lot of side effects with that. It's a bug. They've effects. A needle on the street is nuts. It'll make you lose weight real fast.
There's a lot of side effects with that.
There's a bug with needles on the street for 60 years.
No doubt.
Fuck ain't no different.
You think it'd be, well.
Giuliani ain't cleaning up that much, nigga.
Oh, and timestamp this.
Oh, man.
Might be against the law to even do.
What?
Just go share a nigga's medical business.
No, it's a thing.
I know the thing.
I know.
I know.
Everybody's doing it.
Everybody's on that shit, y'all.
Everybody.
And they losing weight.
I told you I got like three of them shits in my crib.
I'm about to start bringing them to work.
Nah.
Bring them to work.
Nah.
I'm about to start getting busy.
Have they started putting Fenty in them shits yet?
No.
Oh, my God.
That shit got me paranoid.
Yo, it's coming. Yeah. paranoid. Yo, it's coming.
Yeah.
What?
Oh, it's coming.
It's coming.
No way.
They put that shit
in everything,
like salt.
Shit like a dog.
Word.
A little bit.
Keep it coming back.
No.
Not to make it sad again.
You're about to.
Not to make it sad again.
It's a weekend part.
Yeah, shit like salt.
But today on the news, cause I watch the news every morning
cause sometimes they do follow ups
so there's a daycare in the Bronx
where a child
died I thought it was three
multiple kids
multiple kids died yes
okay
with children died but they had
fentanyl in this place, right?
So now they start showing the daycare on the news,
and I'm like, yo, dawg, who the fuck is leaving their kids in this place?
So now this morning, they dug up the towels and found mad bags of fentanyl.
They found keys.
Underneath the floor where kids is playing, their toys.
If it's as deadly as you say, whoever's the mastermind behind that operation, why would you do that?
Yo, they said they found this guy.
Probably because that's the last place that he figured or he or she figured people would look.
He's in a daycare.
Daycare's been dope spots for a long time.
Nick, are you saying Powell?
Yeah.
Yes. None of that should dope spots for a long time. Nigga, you seen Powell? Yeah. Yes.
None of that should be our barometer of reality.
No, I'm just kidding.
Daycare has been spots.
What Powell did?
Tasha was running the operation out of the daycare.
Yeah.
It wasn't fentanyl in it.
No, I'm just saying.
No, but still.
Yeah, drug operations out of daycare.
Well, I'm not hating those drug operations.
They found a brick maker for the kids.
And I don't know why.
They found all our shit.
How's your laundromats doing?
I don't have no laundromat.
That's snitching.
My man going down.
Holy shit.
Police listen to this for real.
Oh, you don't?
You knew about it.
You going down with him?
That nigga's toast.
I'm going to get your money back.
Oh, shit. I ain't down get your money back. Oh, shit.
I ain't down with you and the laundromat guy.
What you talking about, nigga?
Your investment is safe.
Do we have anything, any kind words for Jeezy or Jeannie in this time?
No, absolutely.
I definitely want to talk about the family values when my partner is on record saying,
I prefer white meat and dark meat is good for a side.
Like,
that's the person
I want to have to talk
about family values with.
Hey, big dog,
before we do this,
about that.
You know this prime rib
right here, right?
About that.
What you meant by that
when you said that?
She tried to clean it up.
Well, she tried.
Nobody believed her.
Yeah.
It looked crazy.
She was just stuttering.
Like, no, she said basically all her dudes have been like no I didn't mean it like that like no I didn't mean
she said basically
all her dudes been black
I didn't mean it like that
cause they
they checked her
right there on the spot
but wasn't her husband
at the time white
yeah
so that's exact
she meant exactly
what the fuck she said
I would agree with you
yeah
I'm sorry
no please
get passionate
bring the static to her door
fuck it it was tacky
like it was gross
get your shit on
a divorce in two years
though
that's great
that was great
two years
I think
I think
I think the magic
they both got money
how y'all
what shockwave
you think
think that sends
to people
unsure about
this marriage thing
they both got money
I don't even think
it was that
we see a lot of times
I'm not assuming they both got money I I don't even think it was that. We see a lot of times.
I'm not assuming they both got money either.
I don't know.
They both got money.
I'm not assuming.
He got money.
I'm not assuming.
They got more money than most.
They do.
Let's say that.
I don't know if she's mega rich.
I don't know if he's mega rich, but they got more money than most. I get in trouble every time I ask this one.
No, sir.
I don't know if he's mega rich, but they got more money than most.
I get in trouble every time I ask this one.
No, so.
I heard her family got a couple dollars, but the show.
The television chorus.
That television show ain't.
The real?
Can you hear me?
I can.
Where did she get it?
She on one of the biggest daytime talk shows.
If that's your answer, then I'm not rolling with what you're saying.
Money for you is relative.
Man, they put up a show. They got more money than the average American is.
Money for you is relative.
How long they was talking about being underpaid on that show?
Okay, but they're underpaid
and the average motherfucker underpaid is different.
They were making $14 an hour, yo.
So that's what I'm saying.
So what we see in entertainment is,
yo, this ain't working
for us no more.
We could go our separate ways
because we both got
enough cushion
that we don't have to stay
in a relationship
that no longer serves us.
I could move out tomorrow.
You could move out tomorrow.
We'll work on how
we raise our child.
You know what I mean?
Amicably,
but I don't have to sit here
because I'm not relying
on him to pay the bills.
Man, we know, know look a lot of times the baby change things
That's true. It's no longer fun. That happens a lot. Yes
So like it's found
There's nothing to expound upon. I'm just saying a lot of times we've seen in
Couples and stuff that a baby changes. That's true. That's a fact
So it we're saying it could be something that could be that.
For the mom or the dad?
It could be for both.
Both.
Couple.
Y'all good today.
I'm trying to get you.
I have a question
I want to ask
pertaining to this topic.
We saw the video
where Mario kissed
a daughter on the cheek,
right?
Is that okay
for some people?
Huh?
He kissed a daughter.
Like, you know,
he embraced Jeezy's daughter.
Yes.
As a father, can we, I wouldn't like that.
You got this nigga holding my daughter.
I used to be like that.
I don't have nobody kissing my daughter, holding my daughter.
It wasn't inappropriate.
I'm just saying that if Jeezy was mad about that or seeing that.
Yeah, I would like to hear your answer to that.
Were you upset because it's a man?
If it was a female friend that was holding his daughter and kissed it,
their daughter, would you be okay with that?
Yes.
So it's the fact that it was a male.
It's a man, and it's his ego.
Wait, y'all is saying...
Well, y'all, don't y'all us.
I just heard your answer.
I didn't hear Ice say anything.
My thing is, yo, what makes him that familiar
where he could pick up our daughter and kiss our daughter?
Why does that matter?
That's a familiarity.
That's a familiarity thing.
They work together, right?
Yeah, but they familiar.
But he not familiar with G?
He not cool with GZ, nigga?
We don't know that.
Well, you gotta be familiar with him.
Well, I'm not talking about GZ.
I'm talking about us.
I'm talking about us here right now.
As a man,
your daughter's mom,
both of y'all,
can't have a close, be familiar with a guy, friend, and that guy, friend kiss y'all daughter?
Like on the cheek?
I got to be familiar with them.
I got to be familiar.
I got to know them.
There's a lot of things that go into that.
When you're kissing my child, bro.
My girl, her friends be kissing my daughter.
I feel a way about that.
It's just I can't say nothing because that's just
the normal course of things.
But inside, you be like,
yo, you don't,
fam, somebody's mouth is different.
Talk about it.
Like, yo, I don't know
where your mouth been.
I don't know what your
day-to-day hygienic routine is.
I don't know,
but like when they touch
my daughter's face.
That, with their hands.
He's right.
You didn't wash your hands.
I feel a certain way.
What are you doing?
But again,
you got to suppress that.
All this is like girl dad shit.
So I'm letting y'all get that shit.
You got to suppress it.
No, but he's right, though.
Because you can't really say anything.
Because it causes an argument.
I didn't do that to y'all.
What?
What?
Y'all going crazy.
One at a time.
All right.
Here you go, pot.
Here you go, pot.
I'm just saying one at a time.
Every time you got one of them beanies on,
you start that bullshit.
One at a time.
Take the beanie off.
But all of y'all stand in agreement on that one.
Yeah, dog.
I like how passionate you guys are about that.
Thank you, man.
You have to be, man.
I do.
I do.
Talk him out.
Yeah, I like how passionate they are
about things they can't fix, right?
Yo, low key.
No, low key.
Because what can you do?
You can't do shit.
Right?
You got to eat it.
Low key, I've told some of my cousins,
cousins,
now grandparents A little bit
I told them
You gotta chill
Hold on
Don't get to my daughter
Like that
Relax
Wash your hands
Don't touch her face
I did
Family or not
When it comes to your children
You become overprotective
Yep
Especially
Knowing what's going on outside
Let me be honest
I know I'm dead
You know why I'm laughing
You know what's funny When you're Let me be honest. I know I'm doing that. You know why I'm laughing?
You know what's funny?
When you're older, like sometimes you can see the future fall out before it comes with somebody that they mad close to and they treating that person like the baby godparent.
And you just looking like, you know, you're not even about to speak to this person.
In another two years.
They almost spent the ward house.
In another two years, y'all going to be enemies.
That's a fact. Mm- a fact The values don't align
But I'm super overprotective
Do you think
Joe I'm gonna ask you a question
Do you think that women
Are more receptive
Yes they did that shit
Oh
You think
Women are more receptive
To other women
Based on friendship
Right
Meaning Us as men, we not, it's not easy to be cool with niggas, right?
Like, it's not easy to just bring somebody around.
A woman could just bring, she'll meet a girl on the street on the fucking train station.
No disrespect, man.
You'll meet a woman in the park, Central Park.
The bathroom.
The bathroom.
All of a sudden, all of a sudden, this is your best friend.
She's coming to your crib
You going to fucking libraries
With her like male
Shout out to male
You going to parks
She know your dog
She's picking out stupid outfits
For your children
All that dumb shit
Happens
That does happen
Do you think that
What
I hate that by the way
I do
I hate it too
I absolutely hate that
Do
Are we
It's gonna suck
Male no disrespect
Male Why you keep saying No disrespect male Cause Mel's on her new power trip So I hate it too. I absolutely hate that. Do, are we, it's going to suck. Mel, no disrespect, Mel.
Why you keep saying no disrespect, Mel?
Because Mel's on her new power trip.
So, no disrespect, Melissa,
do you feel like women judgments are tainted?
I'm going to ask you that.
When it comes to other women or friendship,
do you feel like you guys judgments are...
You're trying to stir the pot right now.
Yeah, help me, Mel.
I mean, I can't speak to the fact that I have no children.
She's good.
She's good.
It's a fact.
But I will say that you're absolutely right.
We develop casual relationships pretty quickly.
Yeah.
And that's generally speaking.
That is a general statement because it doesn't apply to all women.
We're not a monolith.
But, yes, we can get super friendly in the bathroom.
Like, oh my God, we should do brunch.
And y'all do.
We do.
And we do.
We do.
Like the next day.
Did something happen at home, Perks?
No.
You just gaslit Pox.
Whoa.
You didn't do it to Pox?
I'm just kidding.
You good, Pox?
I'm just checking.
You all right, sir?
I'm chilling.
I'm just checking. I'm just checking. So yeah, no I'm just checking. You all right, sir? I'm chilling. I'm just checking.
I'm just checking.
So, yeah, no, it's true.
That is true.
Generally speaking, yes.
No, nigga, you can't get my number.
I don't know you.
And that's a big mistake.
We don't do that.
I know you guys don't do that.
And that's considered a mistake.
That would be weird for you guys.
I got two friends.
That's good.
I'm straight.
Like, you guys meet a guy in a bathroom, and suddenly you guys start talking and shit.
That would be weakens to that shit.
You guys meet, and you invite them and suddenly you guys start talking and shit. That would be, we consider that shit weird.
You guys meet and you invite them to your house within three to four days.
They at your crib.
That church.
You don't know nothing about them.
You don't know anything about them.
Nothing about them.
You're right.
We definitely, definitely do shit like that.
So then when we use the term birds of a feather flock together.
Well, I don't know if that's actually why the term is used. It wouldn't apply like that. So then when we use the term birds of a feather flock together Well, I don't know if that's actually
why the term is used. It wouldn't apply
to that, but I'm just saying if we find, if I see
you with her and I know that she's a hoe
and you just met the young
lady four days ago, but y'all look so
close, I'm like
mail down with her. You can't
get me. I'm agreeing with you.
My nigga. Salute.
Okay. She got the fifth element nails on.
Salute.
Our heart goes out to
everyone that needs heart.
I'm sure they'll find
love again.
Would y'all purchase or accept
a lab-grown engagement
ring? I'm not-grown engagement ring?
I'm not accepting an engagement ring.
No, purchase.
Well, he said purchase or accept.
Yeah.
Yes.
After learning about-
Conflict diamonds.
Yeah, yeah.
And these are safe.
And learning about-
Oh, shit.
What? If you think that one's going to fly, these are safe and learning about Oh shit.
What?
If you think that one's going to fly
these are safe.
Nah, I'm just saying
Bull, Bull
The things that
the things that people
go through
to get the diamonds
Holy shit.
He's
Yeah.
If you
Oh
Niggas
Niggas will say anything.
Yo, Joe
you got to be careful
because I thought you was going off the ledge.
No, I'm saying...
I thought you was going off the...
I thought you...
You're saying like you think that's it.
What for, Joe?
You had me scared.
I thought you...
Y'all confusing me now.
I'm lost.
I'm saying...
The woman is not going to be...
The woman is not going to give a fuck
that these are safe or whatever you're saying.
But he was explaining that
knowing after you do the research
of how diamonds are...
It's foul.
It's super foul.
Our mind.
Go ahead.
Yes.
Go ahead, Ish.
We all got our Nikes.
That you have an ethical issue with.
We all wear Nikes.
We all wear every...
But we don't hear about that.
We wear every jean in America.
We wear every sweater
that was knitted in Indonesia
and made in Mexico
and Guatemala and sweatshops.
Every fucking electronic we have
comes from a country where niggas is...
They do make the fire.
Is it as bad as...
What are we talking about?
Is it all relative?
Is it as bad as...
No, it's all bad.
It's all bad.
It's levels of the bad.
You're not comparing a blood diamond to that.
Can I get an answer from everyone, please?
Me, theoretically, my ego would kick in.
Look, my ego would kick in and be like, I ain't buying that shit.
But I don't see nothing wrong with it.
Let me ask you, what's the difference?
My ego.
No, I'm asking, what's the difference between a lab room and a lab room?
The little paper that comes with it.
I'm asking the difference.
I gave you the answer.
That's the difference.
I'm saying there's nothing wrong with it.
I don't see nothing wrong with it. I don't think it's shitty if somebody does it. I'm saying there's nothing wrong with it. I don't see nothing wrong with it.
I don't think it's shitty if somebody does it.
I'm not knocking the nigga that does it.
I'm saying Antoine's ego is going to kick in
and say, same thing as I'm not buying a fake rollie.
I don't care how good it looks.
I'm trying to have the conversation.
What is the difference?
Nothing.
He's just saying his ego.
His ego is the only thing.
There's a paper that comes with it that says
this came from such and such.
This came from...
Maybe.
Okay.
Yeah, that's it.
Flip mail.
I'm accepting it.
I've talked to a couple women that said they would accept it.
Yeah, they should.
Just so you know.
In my opinion, they should.
I mean, you can get a lot more diamond for the dollar.
Not a lot more.
It's the sentiment behind...
It ain't that wide of a price range either.
In my opinion, if a man proposes to you that he's committing to spend the rest of his life with you, hopefully, if it's coming from a sincere place.
So I think where the diamond was mined or grown should be the last thing on your mind.
In my opinion.
Exactly.
And how would she find that out?
As a female, if I were a female, I would care less.
It's the sentiment.
She'll find a little brochure and you're safe care less. It's the sentiment. She'll find
a little brochure and you're safe.
Some of them don't care. She got friends.
You can't look at it and tell
the difference. Maybe you take it
to get her to praise and
all that type of shit. No, but they're making them
now with inclusions and everything
in them. They're saying it's real hard to tell.
They're making them with flaws on purpose
to make it look even more real. Again, I think as a female, they shouldn't care. I can't speak for them. They saying it's real hard to tell. They making them with flaws on purpose to make it look even more real.
Again, I think as a female,
they shouldn't care. I can't speak for them.
It's just rolling in the lab is nothing.
I'll buy one. Okay, we
got it, Joe.
And you? No.
Yo, where broke Joe
at, yo? Tell a nigga to come around
ain't nothing to get you.
Yo, tell brokee that niggas
miss him out here on these streets i'll just let you know bro where's broke ish
yeah right there
that's what you be doing fuck out of here yeah and why would you even want to see that dude
that dude was a mess and it's fentanyl on the streets now.
Oh, man.
I didn't say drug addict, Joe.
Just broke.
That was why I was broke.
No, that's not true.
Yes, it is.
You was broke when you wasn't on drugs?
When?
When?
When?
Not to put it that way.
When?
There was times when you wasn't on drugs, you was broke.
When?
Let's move along.
Thank you, motherfucker.
This guy crazy. All right. They laugh, go down. But I'm not mad at nobody. I'm, bro. When? Let's move along. Look at this motherfucker. This guy crazy.
All right.
They're lab-grown diamonds.
But I'm not mad at nobody.
I'm the same.
I'm not mad at nobody.
If that's what you want to do, I'm not knocking it.
I wouldn't do it.
Yeah.
I mean, if I had to do it, I would do it.
But I can't do it.
Yeah, I think that if a girl loves you, and again, your commitment and your sincerity
and you're genuine in your message, I think that should be the last thing.
It doesn't have to be an engagement.
What'd you buy for yourself?
I don't know.
So you wouldn't buy a lab-grown diamond?
I don't know.
I just seen a whole set.
It was like five diamond chains and ringing a bracelet for 13 grand or some bullshit.
I was like, nigga, no.
Might have been for six grand.
It was bad.
That was glass.
That was glass.
That was kid's.
That was lab-grown.
That was that shit. They said it was lab-grown. It was lab-grown. Lab That was glass. That was more tonight. That was cute. That was that shit.
They said it was lab grown.
It was lab grown.
Lab grown glass.
It was lab grown diamond.
Those necklaces.
They ain't that cheap.
I hate them shit.
They're not that cheap.
Come on, moving on.
What else is important or unimportant?
It was glass.
It's a Friday.
We want to get into new music?
We can.
What came out besides Doja Cat?
I walked in with Ice.
Actually, I parked, And Ice was pulling up
So I waited for him
This nigga rolls
His window down
Like you hear that
You hear that
I don't know
What the fuck he playing
Doja Cat
He was blasting Doja
Bruh
That Doja Cat album
Is great
Really
He got out the car
Like yo this right here
And I didn't
I didn't have an expectation
For it because I didn't know
If she would be moving
Her sound or whatever I didn't listen to't have an expectation for it because I didn't know if she would be moving her sound or whatever I didn't listen to
really she was just rapping from what I heard it's not like mostly rap music no
no no it's this second half it kind of okay into that I listen the first half
but um no it's just a great album this is great rap the first couple records I
made a joke to myself i'm like
kendrick lamar like and i'm not saying kendrick be be clear because i don't want to take this the
wrong way kendrick kendra yeah kendra lamar even better but the flows the beats on the first couple
songs i could hear even the voices i could hear it being a kendrick joint not saying the topic
it just sounded kendrick i not saying the topic it just sounded
kendrick i know what you mean yeah that's all like cadence yeah cadence is all of that but no
i was i had no real expectation i know she makes good music i like her last projects
but this is all right to me i got my favorite songs off of here already and usually i don't
get that far on on like when the album just dropped that first morning. But nothing else
really came out that I needed to look for.
So we'll check it out.
And you liked it?
Uh, yeah.
You said that very begrudgingly.
Right?
You see all the bullshit. You be ready
to kick it. You be ready to kick it.
Yo, you can't do that.
It's a listening experience.
I can't do that. It's You can't. It's a listening experience. I can't do that.
It's a podcast.
I know what this is.
Oh, okay.
I can't do it.
Should I hang some slaps?
You said what?
Some slaps on him.
That's all?
You don't want to give up props?
It's good.
It's a good album, yo.
It's good.
She might be the best rapper as far as the pop girl rappers right now.
As far as just rapping ability.
So after listening to the album more partially,
does it change your opinion of the singles that she put out?
Specifically Demons.
Does it change your opinion?
Demons sounds better in flow of the album, but it's still not.
It doesn't sound like a lot. Because sometimes just the song arrangement, opinion because you were demon sounds better in flow of the album but it's still not like it's
doesn't sound like a lot sometimes that sometimes just like the um the song arrangement you know
like the sequencing really really matters and so then when you play a song back and then you hear
it on the album and then sequencing it's like okay what i like that she did is she got track
one and track two both singles out the way. Here, this is the first record you heard.
Here's the second one you heard.
And now let's get to it.
I like that.
So I didn't mind it as much.
See, I didn't hear any of those.
So me pressing play on track one
was the first time I heard track one.
Oh, okay.
And that song is hard.
Paint the Town Red?
Yes.
I didn't hear that before.
That's the one she did at the VMAs and a lot of shit.
Yeah, that song is hard.
Yeah, it's hard.
I'm fucking with this album, though.
But I like a lot of shit on the second half.
The beats are fire.
The rapping is fire.
I know it's fire.
There's a lot of heat on there.
I know it's fire.
Because if it wasn't fire, you would have came in here and threw that shit in the Hudson.
You sitting here with some slaps.
That's not true, though.
This is not my target thing, Doja Cat.
I know.
And her last album was a crock of shit.
It was the album before that that was the one.
I had the shit on it.
Her last album was a piece of shit.
Got fucking killed.
I made a mistake last time.
I said her last album was dope.
It was the one before that.
And I said it was bad.
Like, she ain't our...
She ain't our... Yeah. She ain't ours. Don't really... that so and I didn't I said it was bad like I seen our go seen our yeah hours
don't really she don't but she's good she's good little weirdo school good I
thought about playing that a wet vagina record as a as a sleeper his joints on
it I think I'm still thinking about playing one as a sleeper.
There's joints on there.
Never said the girl couldn't put a tune together.
See, that's why I don't care about none of the bullshit you're doing.
I don't care.
Just give me this.
You do this, you can go do whatever the fuck you want to do over there.
That's not my business.
Put a project out like this, I'm cool.
Gotcha. Be with it. Fuck out of here. That's me. want to do over there that's not my business put a project out like this I'm cool gotcha
fuck out of here that's me oh did you get a chance to listen to Cleo soul yeah yeah what do you think
what do you think is it said he didn't like it and I in comparison to the first one I understand
why you say that I just said it don't it ain't's not that last thing. It's a lot more mellow.
It's personal.
It's very,
it's almost like Nora Jones.
You know what I mean?
Okay.
Like really,
it's really slow.
Yeah,
like I would,
it sounds like something
you would put on
if you had to brush your cat
for an entire afternoon.
Brush your cat
for an entire afternoon
if you were just sitting there
homing your cat
yo what's wrong with you
yo
oh shit
no
the real animal
ice
the real animal
bro I'm looking at
I'm looking at my camera
I ain't said a word
that's what it sounds like
nah nah nah
it wasn't that
that last album was
amazing
so when I cut this one on
I had high expectations.
And it was cool.
It sounds like sleepwalking through Martha's Vineyard.
Yeah, it was just cool.
It wasn't.
It wasn't.
What the?
What?
You agree with me or you disagree?
No, I agree.
I agree.
I don't know if I would have come up with those analogies, but yeah.
I'm not mad at it.
It's accurate.
It's just not what it is.
It's very mellow, yeah.
Teddy Ruxpin cassettes was harder than that.
And I don't smoke like that,
so I'm sure they could be in a weed bag.
It'd be all right for them.
Getting a butterfly, butterfly.
That's not what I'm putting on when I'm smoking weed.
Not that.
He wouldn't know.
He not cool.
Not that.
I'd go to sleep.
I'd fall the fuck asleep.
I wouldn't be dancing.
I'm watching what I'm be dead I was watching the Patreon
Park said
He calls weed
Using drugs
He said
I don't use drugs
That's hilarious
That's my favorite idea
Yeah I was googling it, I remember.
I was there.
What?
Yeah, I was Googling it, right?
That's when you was Googling if THC is a drug and stuff?
Yeah, that one.
Yeah?
Nah, now your age is kicking in, my nigga.
Your age is kicking in.
You don't remember that?
What other music came out besides Doja Cat?
I saw K. Michelle put a project out,
and I did not get to listen to it yet, but just off the, sometimes seeing the album cover,
album title, things like that, just piqued my interest.
And I really want to listen to this project.
So when we come back, I will have a review for it.
But she put a project out and it's called
I Am The Problem
accountability
that a little happened
talk that shit K
talk that shit K
spoke to her
accountability partner
you know what I mean
yeah
and I looked at the
track list and shit
and I'm like
yeah I'm gonna go
listen to this
what I be wanting to know.
Don't ask her.
All right, fine.
What?
Go ahead.
How's your accountability book?
She's doing great.
When's the last time you spoke to her?
I think two days ago.
What's an accountability book?
Salute.
What's that?
He's talking about this video that I made with my girl Angelique, and I called her my accountability buddy.
And he has been fucking with me ever since.
Was that a title that you gave her?
It's an actual phrase.
People call the people that they work out with
their accountability buddies.
So she wasn't really an accountability partner.
She wasn't really a person who...
Oh, so she doesn't help you be accountable.
She just helps make sure you go to the gym.
When you have a goal...
So you just give a nigga's fake name.
So that's your gym partner.
Oh my God.
Your workout partner. She's gym partner for your sit-ups. You said bloody hell. They call it nigga Fake names That's your gym partner Oh my god That's your workout partner
That's your gym partner
You said bloody hell
They call it accountability
That's your spotter
Don't let her talk fellas
Now on the days
You don't want to go to the gym
They make you go to the gym
That's a cool way
To say spotter
Yeah that's your spotter
And y'all got you
I got you man
I got you man
Hold on
Sometimes when you have
Like a whole program
No it's diet
And exercise
And staying sober Shit like that That's diet and exercise and staying sober.
Shit like that.
That's your accountability buddy.
Staying sober.
Yeah.
I got you.
There you go.
Okay, salute.
All the things.
Wait, wait.
Staying sober?
Yeah.
So like if you wanted to indulge in something,
like right now you would call your accountability partner
and say, hey, I'm thinking about having a drink.
Isn't that called a sponsor?
Yes.
What do you mean, yes? AA? No, it's usually your accountability partner and say, I'm thinking about having a drink. Isn't that called a sponsor? Yes. What do you mean, yes?
AA?
No, it's usually your accountability buddy
is somebody who's created the same goals as you have.
So if you're like, okay, we're going to be dry until January.
We're not drinking anything.
We're eating like this and we're going to work out.
We're going to commit to like four days a week, blah, blah, blah.
That's your, you have somebody to be accountable for.
Y'all are fucking losers
oh my god
let me tell you something
we're fucking
hot losers
okay
that works
maybe
we are hot
maybe
all of the gym people
that really go to the gym
y'all look good
y'all do look good
but that
bitch man
you were just laughing
together
you a phony ass nigga
I'm not me
I'm the phony one
you phony as hell
we was just doing our thing.
And you go, no, no, no, I totally understand.
Most women, when they get, don't teach me nothing, nigga.
Niggas do that.
Not just girls.
Like, yo, dog, the days you don't want to go to the gym,
you might have been out too late.
Your man like, no, nigga, get up, nigga.
We going to the gym.
That's the trainer.
I'm coming to your house to pick you up.
Come to your crib to pick you up.
Oh, you talking about the trainer?
No, it's not a trainer, you ass.
Do you pay your accountability partner?
No. She's my friend. They you ass. Do you pay your accountability partner? No.
She's my friend.
They have goals.
Corey, come get you.
Who was your last accountability partner?
Her name's Poe Johnson.
Do you know Poe?
No.
Oh, okay.
I know who she is.
Yeah.
You know who Poe is, right?
Yeah.
But she didn't ask you.
Why are you jumping?
I didn't even do all that. But she didn't ask you.
How do you know Poe?
I knew Poe. He follows her. I don't. How all that But she didn't ask She asked me if I knew Paul
He follows her on Instagram
I don't
How you know her
Oh shit
Speaking of Instagram
Ice
I took a picture
Damn it
Took a little picture
Okay
Woo
Woo
Woo
I think
What did he do
I don't know
Did I do something on Instagram
You have an idea Somebody else posted it Uh oh Somebody posted me Oh no What did he do? I don't know. Did I do something on Instagram?
Somebody posted it.
Somebody posted me?
Oh, no.
My phone looks like a porn addict.
A porn addict?
Well, while he's looking that up,
before we leave music,
Wayne did announce that he's making a return.
Okay.
He's dropping a mixtape.
It's called The Fix before the six okay which is kind of like on the sorry for the weights type of shit but
um because Carter six is my next album got it got it this is like a holdover
they just saying coming soon they don't know when it's dropping I'm here to tell
you that that project is dropping next Friday, September 29th.
Exclusive.
Is that the first time that date's been dropped?
It might be.
I'm here to tell you.
Yeah.
I'm Freeze.
Big Freeze. I'm Freeze.
With the exclusive.
It's the info from M.A.
Y'all are welcome.
But it'll be out next Friday.
Let's go, Freeze.
Huh?
Hey. Big Freeze. but it'll be out next Friday freeze big free what's that date again big freeze September 29th Did y'all boys not get the memo? I do not stay at the Intercontinental
See how this nigga be shittin' on the Nuggets?
Shit, that.
That nigga said y'all sleep at the Sheridan.
All that shit is embarrassing.
Intercontinental ain't the Sheridan, though.
I'm just sayin'.
He just shittin' on niggas.
At a billion dollars, what else are you supposed to do?
He ain't have a billion back there.
What I did on the ground, man.
You can't find it.
Oh, no, I found it.
It's just a little.
Something nice?
Yeah, that's all.
A lot of likes.
A lot of likes.
It's not important not to put on the broadcast.
Oh, okay.
As he puts it on the broadcast.
Yeah, like, what are you talking about?
AE, cue this picture up.
Oh, no, that's my people's.
Oh, no, I know.
I know her. She's cool. Oh, no. That's my people's. Oh, no, I know. I know her.
She's cool.
I can tell.
I'm born again tonight.
No, no, no.
Not like that.
Listen, move right on.
What else is important?
What else is important?
What else is important or unimportant?
We let National Cheeseburger Day pass.
Nigga, it's way too hot in the streets to get to National Cheeseburger Day.
It's hot.
It is madness in the streets. And you want to get there. Go is madness in the streets and you want to get the shit off man.
No, no, no, come on.
Your cheeseburgers is burning a hole inside of you.
It's not.
It's on there.
God damn it.
Talk to us, what's up?
Fucking cheeseburgers.
That's funny right?
Yeah, now let it go.
Let's laugh at it for a minute.
You want to get to it.
National Cheeseburgers.
Come on, what the cheeseburgers did? Let's go. Let's laugh at him for a minute. He won't get to it.
National cheeseburgers.
Come on.
What the cheeseburgers did?
National Cheeseburger Day.
They had some bullshit going, bro.
Rubber, rubber, rubber.
It was like all of the fast food chains was selling cheeseburgers for one cent.
Did they let us know that?
No, they didn't put that on my algorithm.
Yeah, that one didn't come across fine. They had a big banner up.
I saw people like, I'm going to, oh, I'm going to get it.
I'm going to get it.
I'm like, bro, we already know what they mean.
But if they sell you a cheeseburger for one cent, yo,
don't eat that shit, man.
So I was just.
Some throw up burgers.
You eat the glizzy.
Yo.
I don't pay one cent for that either.
I'm not eating nothing that's one cent.
Shit.
Nothing.
He ain't even resist
eating the glizzy.
Oh, no, no, no.
I fuck the glizzy up.
Yeah, but don't let a man
say that to you.
Like, you eat the glizzy.
All right.
Whoa.
I fuck the glizzy up, man.
It's like that Sleepers movie again.
Oh, shit.
King of Rue Meat.
What's wrong with you, y'all?
All I was looking at it is,
yo, I ain't never heard
a National Cheeseburger
day before.
One.
I've never heard of
all the fast food chains. I'm mad they didn't do it on the weekend when I ain't never heard of National Cheeseburger Day before, one. I've never heard of all the fast food chains.
I'm mad they didn't do it on the weekend when I had a hangover.
I would have chimed in.
I've never heard all the fast food chains selling burgers for one cent, right?
What I have heard is a lot of these cities complaining about they got a lot of people and nowhere to put them.
So they trying.
Listen, all right?
Use your brain, man.
Stupid-ass news.
They put 50 in the double cheese.
You know what I'm saying?
Grind a couple of you niggas up.
The news said most of the migrants are not qualified for jobs.
Yo, you stupid.
That's why we have that issue that we have.
I'm telling you what the fucking,
that's what the news is telling me.
That's why we got the issue that we have.
Five in the morning.
What, with the scooters?
We have that bad issue.
They started out with a good news.
They said, we've created 10,000 jobs
and 10,000 people qualify.
It's like, oh shit, we killing that shit.
It's like, there's 90,000, Mike.
Most of them unable to qualify.
They about to do them.
It's bad out here. Did they just sign some law saying
that they can
all get housing and they
can all get, they are legally
able to work. Like they don't need
papers and the like. The migrants
should talk to some blacks.
Hey, before you get to moving places,
we need that black Yelp.
That black Yelp.
We need the black Yelp. The white people
under there at Yelp, they work for whoever
we trying to read about.
Little bots, white bots.
Oh, my state was so amazing.
Excellent service.
10 out of 10 recommend.
I'm scrolling until I see the black yelp.
Black people are going to tell you the truth.
Yeah, they're going to tell you for real.
I was on the phone with the nigga Storm, Shelter Storm.
He said, yo, they about to do some new shit with the landlords.
Were they giving you $750 to take them?
Extra a month.
Listen, News 12 will cover you too.
So you go ahead and keep it up.
You go ahead and keep it up.
News 12 will get to you too.
They implement programs.
That's what he said.
All subsidies.
He called my phone years ago with that same verbiage.
Something about the town implementing programs.
I can get a deal.
Niggas is on the news.
You ain't get the deal? No, I hung up. I can get a deal. Niggas is on the news. You ain't get the deal?
No, I hung up.
I hung up.
I got out of here.
Don't worry.
You go ahead and take another PPP loan.
Who?
Who's right?
I took a PPP loan.
You did.
What's wrong with this? You said it on the air.
You said it on the air.
Ed said, I'm going to get another one if they do it again. Motherfucking cotton picking right, I would. Bro, this is right there. You said it on the air.
Ed said, I'm going to get another one if they do it again.
If you're motherfucking cotton picking right, I would.
But anyway.
Well, I'm not going to pick my cotton.
I'm not going to pick any cotton.
It is 2024, damn near.
Oh, my Lord.
Anyway.
I'm with this.
Announce them again.
I don't know why you ain't taking one.
Because I didn't take one.
I know, you should have.
No.
Anyway.
I figure we leave it there for the people that actually need it at the time.
Oh, I don't know how your business was being run back then.
Pardon me.
Oh, that's what I told you on the balcony last week, bud.
You want to start?
Yeah.
No. Don't start your shit, bro.
No, no, no. No, no, no your shit bro no no no this guy
no no no
this guy
no no no
come on listen
Jada Pinkett
Jada Pinkett
yes
we are back
we gonna deliver
the take
even though
we might get smacked
Jada Pinkett
released a video
of
Will Smith
they said
released this heartfelt message and clip released a video of Will Smith, they said,
released this heartfelt message and clip.
And she came right back after
and released her and Pac.
Dancing like Toe Jam and Earl.
Dancing to
Parents Just Don't Understand
by Will Smith.
See?
See?
Five days before his birthday.
Mm.
See, I wouldn't feel bad
about that as Will Smith why why it's a little fan he's a what he's a fan he's
an air-conditioner that's how you read this he's saying that's how you read this? Yeah. Okay. Okay. He's saying that's how
Will should read this.
Well, from that angle,
you shouldn't be mad
because Pac's dead.
That too.
Not he's a fan.
He's not alive.
What are you talking about?
Keep going.
He might be the love, ain't he?
She's the fan.
She's the fan.
And I'm not mad
at you being a fan.
We're all a fan of Pac.
But how many years do you get to be a fan of this dude?
No.
How do you not acknowledge your dude after he releases this heartfelt shit?
You come back with that.
You don't release me being the background music for you and your lifelong crush to dance to.
The irony. And I already sat
at your red table
when your show was going
and told you how I feel
about some of this stuff
and how I feel
insecure and emasculated.
That happened.
I saw that episode.
He said it on
Breakfast Club.
So why do she get
to continue to do
stuff like this?
I'm glad they tear her up
in the comments
every time it happens now.
But Virgos don't be having a heart sometimes, yo.
You don't say.
Oh, shit.
She's a Virgo?
Yeah.
So that's the bad version of Virgo.
The unevolved Virgo.
The unevolved Virgo.
That's her.
The unevolved Virgo sometimes might not care
about your feelings.
Actually, we might fucking stomp in the wound like
Kirk Franklin. Not the
empathic ones. Well, hopefully
not. I can't speak to whether she's an empath or not,
but I know
that that's hurtful to
Will.
Even if it don't hurt him.
But Will's a Virgo.
Even if it doesn't hurt him,
just the fact that it might embarrass him to the outside world is
clear she don't give a fuck cuz he might not give a fuck no more he got a smack
at least 30 more niggas now right it's messed up it's clear she don't care if
you care you you this ain't even something you had to do so it's clear she don't care if you care you you this ain't even something you had to do
so it's obviously i don't i don't i know how this is going to look it's not a
oh damn i didn't realize people would take it this way and all of that no you know what you're doing
now like that's my thing you know what you're doing at this point so at this point the only
explanation is i don't give a yeah. Maybe she just don't understand.
Don't.
Way to go, Mark.
I'm with him.
She don't care. Just because the outcry, whether Will cares or not,
just chill. Why you even had a
camcorder back then when y'all was busting
those funky moves?
You the only one taped it, saved it.
She saved it like the Mexican it went to one of them little spots.
She saved it like the Mexican aliens.
She's right.
And I seen that shit that nigga was
on the new good pillow.
Like, what, they picked him up?
They picked him up and put the new pillow up under him.
Get the fuck out of here.
And what about Pac's real-life love interest?
Right? Like,
they gotta be sick of watching you every other year post some memorabilia.
They gotta be calling you all types of names.
I don't care about that. She don't stop.
I think we're all over it.
Not all of us. Collectively.
She's the only one who's not over it.
It does come off like abuse.
It comes off like abuse. I'm sorry.
Abuse of?
Abuse.
Of whom?
To Will.
Emotional abuse.
True, true, true.
It's definitely emotional abuse.
Yeah.
Why are you not shopping for my birthday gift?
Five days before my birthday.
And why are you now,
how you transferred that little dance clip to your iPhone?
You went and found the fuck better.
Yeah, the app.
You went out of your way.
You went and found the little cable. What, the app. You wouldn't have found
the little cable.
You had a USB.
What do you mean?
What's the accord
you need to transfer some shit?
That's true.
Yeah, she went out of her way,
bro.
She made a project.
She transferred it to her iPhone.
That sounds crazy.
Yo, as a man,
you can't even beef
about certain shit anymore
because you sound like a loser.
How'd that get on your iPhone?
If I was Will, I'd be tired at this point like there's just there's got to be no fight left
they call us insecure niggas that's some insecure nigga shit it don't matter it's your wife you
should care less about no that is not insecure that got it She posted two videos I just saw it That's crazy
Somebody was like
Let him rest in peace
And let him live in peace
See they right
They couldn't have said it
No better than that
Word
What's the infatuation
I don't know about
Is it to piss Will off
I'm not dating a Virgo girl
I ain't gonna lie
Or she just love Pac that much
Nah he get along with Capricorn.
Some bitch is heartless.
I feel like it's both.
Nah, I can't agree with that.
To piss him off?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You think she just don't give a fuck?
You think it's intentionally to piss him off?
Yeah.
At this point, yeah.
You got your children writing letters to Pac.
It's gross.
It's the most craziest thing.
Shout out to Wes, my man, but it's nasty over there.
Yo, dog.
And maybe...
If you got my kid, write a letter to another dead nigga.
What did you say for the people trying to listen to you?
If you have my kid writing another letter to a nigga,
what would you do?
Well, a dead man...
She stumbled into Jenga. She stumbled into Jenga.
She stumbled into Jenga.
Connect four.
Can I ask y'all a question that relates to an episode that hasn't come out yet?
Absolutely.
Sure.
If you split from your child's mother,
and now she got another dude in there being
stepdaddy dude uh-huh and now your child grows up and becomes the bomber Timothy
McVeigh y'all still gonna cover for the kid you still on this shit Joe yeah he's
not gonna I'm still on that dropping Monday check it out. This nigga's crazy.
It depends on your relationship with the kid.
Just because they're being raised by a stepdad,
that don't mean you don't have... No, listen.
It didn't depend the other day.
No.
Depends now.
Yeah.
Mine is my answer is still the same.
I don't know, and it does depend on that.
I don't know what in that particular
instance what would happen. I can't sit
here and just like I told you say
yes I'm going to do that or no I'm not.
That's a little hard. Okay.
That's the problem with partying with your friends sometimes.
Sometimes they say some shit and you just judge them for every
name.
Judge them for every name.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
All week I've been trying to get that shit
out of my brain. You should be ashamed of yourself. All week, I've been trying to get that shit out of my mouth.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
For judging?
Everybody don't think like you.
Joe.
Some niggas... Have you?
Hold on, hold on.
They got to throw you in that Hudson.
You know how much shit you've said on these mics?
It don't matter what crime your child may do.
No.
Some people will not turn their child in.
They wouldn't turn on their child.
I have ended this because this discussion will drop on Monday,
and they can see what we all thought about it.
Clearly, I'm not the greatest actor.
I wonder which side Joe's on here.
Giving my kid the fuck up.
If you see something, say something.
I'm here to tell you about another tip.
Yo, yo, stop. Wait, nothing. I'm here to tell you I'm here to tell you about another tip yo
yo
stop
wait
nothing
stop
stop
stop
you just
stop
I'm lost
you'll stay lost
don't repeat that
that's one of the
greatest commercials
in the history
of rap
commercials
how did he beat
what's next?
What else we got?
Good attorneys.
Good attorneys.
Hey, mind your civilian fucking business.
How about that?
Yeah.
Speaking of minding my civilian fucking business,
here's a topic for the cast.
When you throw it to me,
I'm throwing it right back to you.
Come on, somebody.
Go ahead.
That was not.
That's a ball.
You're going to throw it back to me?
After I
throw it back to you?
You're six foot two throwing it back?
You got to make it more.
Oh, shit.
All right, Zaddy.
No.
That's your man.
You promised you wouldn't do that while I'm up here.
That's your man.
That's uncomfortable for us, man.
He's 6'2", moving like that.
Why you have to be salacious?
That's crazy.
You got salacious behavior, bro.
That's your man.
And you called the man the Z-1.
You can't.
Z-1.
That's inappropriate.
We watched the class.
The lady told us that
Right Mel?
Yep she did
She said you can't do that
Especially if your boss
Is doing that
Mel's the most inappropriate
Up here
Fuck out of here
No she's not
That might be true
You are?
Every once in a while
Yeah I have a moment
Alright
Nikki and Cardi
Have been going back and forth
For what feels like weeks
And their husbands And their. And their husbands.
And their husbands.
And their friends.
And their fan bases.
It's World War II out there
amongst the girlies.
It is.
It's been too much
that has happened.
We had a World War II.
It was World War III.
World War III with the girlies.
It's been war with the girlies.
That's what I'm saying.
Every time I say World War II,
somebody jams me up with that one.
It's all right, bro.
Anyway, they all fighting.
Lotto is rumored to be performing
with the support of 21 Savage's crew,
which looks the way,
you got to kind of just keep in tune
with the shit that's not so mainstream to know all this shit is going on all
the girls are fighting that's the bottom line uh and zoo nikki's husband is now on house arrest for
120 days for his role in threatening offset there's all types of talks and who snitched and
cooperated with the police and that versus who didn't. Nikki did a whole
big
whole big tweets. Story post.
Yeah, story post. A whole
big story post
addressing some of this stuff.
All of the girlies are fighting and anything
that I say will be weaponized by
either side or their fan bases.
So I don't have much to say.
That's pretty much it.
Does anybody else have anything to say?
No, I just think that with regards to,
I know they had some stuff about snitching back and forth
about who ratted and who did this and who did that
because homeboy got locked.
Oh, well, he's on house arrest.
So they're saying somebody sent the information to the police.
I mean, it ain't really hard to send the information to the police,
especially when you have a fan base that big.
One of the fans could have potentially sent that shit to the police.
Take it a step further.
Hey, haven't used that in a while.
You recorded it.
Yeah.
And put it online.
I don't understand.
It was done publicly.
You can't be mad at the police.
And the police are online.
Yeah.
Especially, and your wife, one of the biggest artists in the world.
It all seems really unfortunate and unnecessary.
Everyone's rich.
What's happening?
That'd be my thing.
Like, niggas leave the hood to go where you going.
Right.
I ain't coming back to that potential detriment.
Fuck that. My thing is, this is just ongoing for years now
yeah it's been half a decade
way too long
and for what
yeah I'm unclear on the for what
I think everybody's unclear as to
what the origin story is here
I remember there was a fight back in the day
I forgot what that was
the Met Gala
but it definitely was before that.
Shit was brewing in order for that fight to actually happen.
True.
That's true.
Well, then there was the whole motorsport stuff.
Yeah.
But that's not enough, in my opinion.
That's just not enough to murder somebody.
Or to threaten somebody.
Like, you get what I'm saying?
Like, we talking about life and death situations here over some rap shit?
Yeah, come on, man.
Well, I don't know
that it's rap shit,
which is why...
No, you said
the motorsport shit.
Yeah, that's years ago,
but you can advance from there
and it turn into something else.
Sure.
Where we are today,
I don't know how much
of this is rap shit
and how much ain't.
No, I don't think
it's rap shit at all.
It's not rap shit.
That's the problem.
Neither one of them
drop enough for this
to be rap shit right now.
No, I'm talking about
I think that if it started
over something rap related,
it's not serious enough
to be where we are today.
It could have grown.
That's what I'm saying.
But I think a lot of this
is on the fans.
A lot of this is on
hip hop media.
Hip hop media
don't make the artist tweet.
No, hip hop media
starts positioning
one instigator to two. They instigate to put a battery yeah they do I know that's possible and then now as an artist we
see it all the time they'll get some you'll see one of these people get
interviewed and the first thing they do is ask you about this person what do you
think about them even if you don't say the right thing you might not have
intention to disrespect but now it gets taken
as disrespect.
Now that's met with disrespect
and now we're on a snowball
that's rolling down the mountain.
When drama happens,
the numbers go up.
That's it.
Whether it's the algorithm,
whether it's on your page.
So like, you know,
they're both playing into it.
And it's publicly,
how far can you go?
We've seen what happened
before in person,
like Joe said, or Park said, what happened at the gala. We've seen what happened before in person, like Joe said or Park said,
what happened at the gala.
We've seen what happened.
And they both are alleging
that shit has happened non-publicly, too.
I heard about that as well.
The swatting stuff is non-public until you share it.
There's some other things that they spoke about.
But I don't think Cardi would have her house swatted.
No, it's these...
A troll could do that.
Yes, it's these weird-ass fans.
I don't think somebody would,
you know...
I think it's good...
For marketing purposes,
you can say,
oh, you did it to have it back and forth
to get the conversation going.
That's terrible.
But, yeah, I mean, it's COE.
COE. But, realistically, I mean, it's COE. COE.
But if we look realistically, I don't think Cardi B is calling to have Nicki's house swatted.
That's nonsense.
At all.
It's these fans who take on the beef.
I've watched a lot of people on the internet, social media influencers, celebrities, get
their house swatted by fans.
I watch them. They recording, oh, celebrities, get their house swatted by fans. I watched them.
They recording, oh, look, oh.
And police is going in there.
I got swatted at Parks House.
That's what they did to me, yo.
No, that wasn't swatted, though.
I ain't know the name.
Swatters, when they come in, they go,
no, that wasn't me.
You were arrested.
Yeah, you were arrested.
For your warrant that they had on you.
It's a joke, you asshole.
Went to jail.
And you didn't even reach out to us.
I ain't need that.
Well, no, you had the good favor of the pot in there.
No, I had the good favor of some spanky.
So why you spent the night?
Because they wouldn't process me that day.
Excuse me.
The money came that day, Aki.
I didn't say that.
What the fuck you talking about?
Hey, my man, I didn't say nothing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't say nothing.
No, they let you right out the next day.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga? We was worried. No,, I didn't say nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't say nothing. Nah, they let you right out the next day. What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
We was worried.
Nah, we really, we done.
We was worried.
Am I getting up from this yet?
I appreciate it.
He mad we was worried.
I said I appreciate it.
He said he ain't need niggas.
Listen, I don't want the women to make the same mistake that the men have constantly
made on our side in this music shit.
Y'all up, up.
Up, up, up.
I mean, not individually. Y'all all. Everyone is up in this music shit. Y'all up, up. Up, up, up. I mean, not individually.
Y'all all...
Everyone is up in this situation.
Women in rap is up.
Yeah.
Like, anything y'all say goes.
Send that nigga up for 10 years.
Mad shit going on.
Y'all are winning.
I'm just saying,
y'all don't need to do
none of this
at all
everybody's up
and they the two pinnacles
everybody got songs
icons
you had to add that in there
so what's happening is
the younger girls
feel like they gotta
pick a side
and that's not even fair
yeah
you get what I'm saying
like yo I can't go do
a song with two of my
fucking
diabetes
you can't be Switzerland
in this situation you know what I'm saying I don't know who's the can't be Switzerland in this situation.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't know who's the right person
to mediate this situation,
but someone should.
This is crazy.
Corley Ray and Lado.
You know who I blame, though, for all this?
Who?
Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim from that squad.
It's been long enough.
Maybe if they come together and show unity,
because they used to be cool.
Spoke to Lil' C. I spoke to a lot of people when I did the, because they used to be cool. Spoke to Lil C.
I spoke to a lot of people when I did the interviews.
They used to be friends.
They used to go to each other's house.
Even when I speak to Foxy in the DM,
I troll her like, yo, come on, man.
I think they should come together, man.
Show that women can come together and squash it.
That shit been for a long time.
So you speak to these people in the DM,
but you didn't tell them none of that.
You didn't tell them nothing.
Man, you know how I talk.
Come on, Joe.
It's me.
So why didn't you squash it
then if you handled it?
Well, I can't.
I don't have that type of influence.
I can't make the squash it.
So don't come on here
sounding like you got it.
Nigga, I smoked those C's.
I smoked those.
Yeah.
You know that shit.
If it ain't squash,
then what the fuck
we got here about
who you smoked them for?
First of all, that's hate. Squash it. Webb called me about you too. Squash it. Yeah. I spoke that shit. If it ain't squash, then what the fuck we got here about who you smoked through for? And for the most part, that's hate.
Squash it.
Webb called me about you too.
Squash it.
Yeah.
I spoke to him about you.
I can't tell you to squash it.
Ken, I might tell you to squash it.
Exactly.
So.
I don't have no beef.
Webb called me about you over the weekend and said, yo, talk to Joe and tell him get
off of Envy's back.
Please.
Exactly what he said.
Tell Webb.
He said that we family
he said
I remember we was in the studio
I have not even started climbing
we was in the studio
Envy quit back in the days
in the studio
that means nothing to me
that's what he said to me
he said if it was the other way around he don't think Envy would do that to Joe
I don't care
I don't care about none of that. Why cuz I'm phony nigga. You're not
Do that you're not phony
On the news I saw it Who gives a fuck? Different. Why does he do that? You're not phony. Stop, man. Leave me alone.
That nigga's on the news.
I saw it.
The website where I got a TV?
That nigga's on the news.
Don't try to flip it.
Don't try to talk about, yeah, I'm suing him too.
Nigga.
Yeah, I know.
Come this way.
Hey, come right this way, buddy.
Hey, that's like when I used to get out of the car.
No, hold up, but my license is... I know.
Turn around, please.
Sorry.
I hear what you're saying. Can you bow face, hands behind your back?
Please.
Tell me now.
The station.
Tell me now. In five minutes, right, dear?
I'll make this U-turn and be right at the station.
We talk about this
all the time.
That'd be fucked up.
We talk about this all the time.
How was I doing
120 right by the station?
I think I'd make a U-turn
and be right there.
Do-do.
You know what I'm processing?
Tell us.
Tell us now.
You probably ain't
going to answer me anyway.
No, tell us now.
Holy shit.
Tell Webb I have not
even started on Envy. But I got to ask you a question. What? Because you probably ain't going to answer me anyway. No, tell us that. Holy shit. Tell Web I have not even started on Envy.
But I got to ask you a question.
What?
You probably not going to answer because you're going to have to move on.
All right.
We talk about this all the time as far as people jumping on a bandwagon when people that we're
familiar with gets attacked.
We talk about it all the time on the pod.
I'm against it.
And you don't give me that character.
A lot of times you can go in on people and you don't.
I've watched you like, oh, come on, take that out.
I've watched you do that and we abide.
But when it comes to the situation, when I hear Webb telling me, you know, and we don't have to talk about it at all, but I just.
This is talking about it.
I don't get why you take the route that you take.
That's it.
I told you about it privately.
I just don't get that route. I don't get the route. I try that you take. That's it. I told you about it privately. I just don't get that route.
I don't get the route.
I try to look at mad shit like, what happened?
I even told you.
I'm not loyal.
That's not true.
That's what it is.
I'm telling you.
I'm saying that.
I'm going to pop on you, bro.
Yo, listen to me.
Camera on me.
Stop doing that.
No, no.
Camera on me back.
I am not loyal.
I don't care how many times I've been to none of you niggas' houses.
The second y'all get in, I might discuss it.
So don't get in.
Be solid.
Solid.
That's a rock.
If you start scamming houses and people in New Jersey, then I may have to discuss it.
Okay.
That's not it.
That's not it, Joe.
Niggas disgust me every time I popped up.
Every time.
Every single time.
See, I didn't know that.
The fuck out of you.
I didn't know that.
Come on, stop.
What else we got?
That nigga's brain is like a fucking elephant brain.
He remember everything when he want to.
I didn't think about that neither.
I just thought you'd be tripping.
I've been showing leniency and mercy in how I report on things for ages.
I'm one of the only people to do that.
That's a fact.
That time's up like OC.
If you do something foul, if I decide to speak on it, I'm speaking on it.
It's nothing that none of y'all could do out there To stop me from speaking on Whatever the fuck I feel like speaking on
And that's how I'm on that 43
It's a stress free life
Okay
What else we got?
Okay
See how you just fucked up
The mood y'all
Nah
He do that
Cause we call a time out
And call a play
To share the ball around
And he come right out with
Alright I just wanna talk
About something private Me and Webb spoke about you You probably. All right, I just want to talk about something private.
Me and Webb spoke about you.
You probably won't talk about it.
But let's talk about it right here on the airwaves.
You probably won't answer it.
But anyway.
Come on, what else?
What else?
What else?
What's up?
Wake it up.
Wake it up.
Wake it up.
What's up?
Well, speaking of the scammers, the NFT scam.
NFT!
We saw it.
We saw it coming.
It's over!
So you guys didn't buy any NFTs?
I did not buy a single one. No, Melissa Ford. We saw it coming. It's over. So you guys didn't buy any NFTs? I did not buy a single one.
No, Melissa Ford.
Okay.
Just checking.
Y'all were very hyped about Napster, one of them shits, LimeWire coming back and selling
NFTs.
So y'all was gassed.
Who's y'all?
You and Ice.
I said it could work.
I was never gassed on NFTs.
I wasn't gassed.
I was not buying no NFTs.
I'm buying that one.
I was never gassed on NFTs.
I'm so glad that shit is there.
I know exactly what I said. I said once I put the I was never getting I'm so glad that shit is there. All I told y'all, I know exactly what I said.
I said once I put
the Oculus shit on,
I saw where the application
could go in.
I saw the virtual world,
how it could work.
I'm still wanting to sell.
And I always said,
NFTs,
I don't know about,
but the blockchain,
I think that is going to be
a pivotal and important thing
for years and years
and years to come.
I'm still standing that.
NFTs,
them shits was the monkey Joe Budden racist shit they was doing, niggas with the
beards.
That was nasty what y'all was doing out there.
Disgusting.
Did anybody in this room buy any NFTs?
No.
No.
No.
I have one, but it came with some concert ticket purchases.
What NFT you got?
It was a Chris Brown and Lil Baby's tour.
Okay.
When you bought
the concert tickets,
they gave you NFTs.
They gave you a JPEG.
Yeah.
It was a fucking JPEG.
And that's the thing.
The JPEG.
I didn't see how
it could translate to money.
Outside of some
novelty popularity shit,
I just didn't see
how it could translate to money.
Some people made
a lot of money, though.
Yeah, they did.
Let's be clear.
Some people made a lot of money. FOMO gonna make you make money. That shit made some money, but I just didn't see how I could translate the money. Some people made a lot of money, though. Let's be clear. Some people made a lot of money.
FOMO gonna make you make money.
That shit made some money, but I just didn't understand. If I bought an NFT for
$20 million,
I'm gonna sell it later for $40?
It's up. And they're saying
the report is 95% of all
NFTs are worthless.
Or zero.
Niggas are spending money on them shits, too.
Like,
10 million,
5 million,
3 million,
100 grand.
I went,
$20, I'm tight.
What the fuck
you talking about, man?
I know a couple people
that came up off them shits.
Got me a whole bunch
of dollar cheeseburgers
with that.
Fuck.
Niggas, yo,
yeah, people make money, though.
So I ain't mad.
That just shows you
how gullible
motherfuckers are.
Anything that get popular,
motherfuckers will run to it.
Yep.
Dodo.
I'm good.
Yeah, but when they shoot...
Hey, hold up, hold up, hold up.
Let me shoot my man Envy a little bell.
Why the fuck they ain't locking none of these niggas up?
Who are selling the NFT?
Yeah.
Why they ain't locking them up?
You selling a quote-unquote digital asset. Why the fuck they ain't locking them up? You selling a quote unquote digital asset.
Why the fuck
they ain't lock them up?
That's not illegal.
They ain't promising
30% of the time.
What?
Your niggas
is not playing up here.
These house building niggas
will slip up.
Let me all envy down
20 minutes later.
Oh, man.
You and your bags, huh?
I can see the eye.
I can see the eye. I can see the eye.
They ain't proud of 30%.
They been telling these NFT niggas, yeah, this is going to be the wave.
Nigga, lock them motherfuckers up, bro.
They ain't promised shit.
They didn't.
I seen some of the wording.
I watched that.
And at the end of every decade, we got to review the friendships.
There you go.
There you go.
That's true i'm not just transferring over friendships from when i was 22 26 29 17 where we at today a lot of niggas
that know each other a long time where we at today why are we there why do i hold you there
why do you hold me there?
Have we nurtured this thing?
Have we developed this thing?
Has it grown?
Is it stagnant?
Have you been shady?
Have I been shady?
True.
I need to examine these friendships.
You do?
I never thought about it like that.
Yeah.
None of these niggas you're telling me about are relationships I want to transfer.
You transform.
And don't tell me about when you talk about them.
I don't care
why does that get you upset
I'm not upset
I'm not upset
I would want to
you know
certain relationships
it's good to transfer
certain it's not
some niggas fuck them niggas
who's on your
fuck them niggas list
let's all get it out right now
I don't have any
fuck them niggas list right now
I mean you
you creeping up that ladder though.
You creeping up that ladder.
You creeping up that ladder
the way you come and talk to me.
You creeping up that ladder.
I don't have it,
but I could be number one.
I could be the first and the last.
Yeah.
I learned.
See, I learned.
I'm just learning.
It's all a learning experience for me.
You can tell that
I've been in a secluded world where I look at things a little bit different.
But that's why I appreciate you guys.
Well, good.
We appreciate you too, man.
Yeah, man.
Thank you.
Enjoy them while you can.
Enjoy them while you can.
You didn't have to step on my shit, bro.
The year would you feel like three years.
It feel long, right?
Like jail.
Oh shit.
That's cool.
Oh man, yo.
Oh, so guess what what happened um i'm test driving um a bmw xi right now i got it outside
charging i'm really excited about this i'm still i'm still undecided about
electric it's electric right yes
so i'm still kind of deciding what I want. Between?
I don't know.
That's the thing is like I don't want anything.
I wanted a Wrangler forever.
I had like three of them in a row.
And now I want something luxurious, but I'm still kind of undecided.
So I've been like doing this extended test drive with the XI. I just want to let you know that if us in the audience were watching the Melissa Ford reality series, that episode one through nine would be about you and cars and test driving.
Yeah.
Like this is a long.
It's been a long journey, yeah.
It's like when you get home off of work and you're just tired and then your girls start, like, talking.
And all you hear is womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp.
And when she get to talking about her car experience, I just be like, womp, womp, womp, womp, womp.
It's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
Look, Parks, you were the last one that just got a new vehicle.
I was.
Okay?
Did you know automatically what you wanted?
Like, you'd researched it.
No, but it didn't take me as long as it's taken you.
I mean, I'm going from driving like a gas guzzling, you know, climate killer to being responsible, you know?
And driving EV is different.
So I wanted to make sure that this was a commitment that I was...
You guys obviously know I have commitment issues
Okay, so I didn't think that I never assumed it. I didn't I didn't think that
Okay, well shock to me. I'm real. I would have never been facetious right now. No, okay
Why would I run around and say that that's that's that's a bold accusation to put on somebody? Okay
Well, I kind of do a little bit
I'll put them on I'll put it on myself.
So, yeah.
So, it's just like, if I'm going to make the commitment to do EV, it's like, it's a big...
If you can't commit to the car, then...
This is a loss.
Well, why don't you say that instead of I'm not settling?
Those are two different messages.
I think both can be true at the same time.
Okay.
What?
Anytime they look up,
I'm shutting up.
I said those are
some nice ass lights.
It is a nice light.
Yeah,
for real.
All right,
moving on.
Anyway,
nah,
dead ass.
Wait,
what did you say?
The EQUOS.
What?
EQUOS,
EQUOS.
What are you talking about?
The Benz.
Oh,
yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
No,
I test drove those too.
Oh,
okay.
I just don't like
the way they look.
Yeah,
the exterior, it's not like I walk outside and I'm like, okay. I just don't like the way they look. Yeah, the exterior.
It's not like I walk outside and I'm like, there's my baby.
You know what I mean?
I'm like, when I see the vents.
Audience, leave it in the comments.
What car should Melissa Ford get in a recession while y'all are struggling to pay rent? I know you're not motherfucking talking.
I know you are not talking.
What?
Get him.
What?
I'm talking.
You regularly call people poor.
People are poor.
You call us poor if we wear jeans.
That's poor.
Fuck.
Because he had them jeans since 02.
Look.
Look at those jeans.
Them jeans have been in the closet.
They look distressed.
They've been in the closet on the hanger that holds your pants.
Not the one with the clips.
He got the hangers with the clips.
Those jeans is nice, man.
Those jeans actually look kind of expensive.
That was the funny part.
Why is it?
The people will run with that.
Yo, that's why you be wearing these old ass jeans.
No, but why is your calf that hairy?
Like, this nigga shit is like a werewolf.
Why are you looking at my knee?
Look, you got a hole in your pants.
Look.
Do you shave your legs?
Joseph?
Yeah, let us.
Do you shave your legs?
I mean, you're commenting on how hairy his legs are.
You tell me.
Nigga, yes, she does.
God, you are ashy.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I have pants on.
I expected more from you.
Rich niggas don't use lotion.
Yes, he does.
I have lotion in my bag if you really want to talk.
And I'll unplug your fucking car, little hot tamale.
I'll unplug that little shit.
Slash from tires.
So my EV.
Well, you know what?
According to my app, it looks like it's done anyway.
So eh.
Oh, you got an app for the test drive?
I got an app for the charging.
For the test drive, though.
Oh, she bought that shit.
Oh, no.
I needed to know what was happening.
This is my first time charging a vehicle.
Where are you going to park that at the Harlem block party?
It'll be fine.
Okay.
I got five days okay i hear the producers in my ear producers in my ear telling okay all right so uh
when you can't access your fave porn site anymore
yeah that was a struggle that i went through and i just wanted to know what would you guys When you can't access your fave porn site anymore.
Yeah, that was a struggle that I went through,
and I just wanted to know,
what would you guys do in your instance?
Go to the next one.
Nah, nah, your fave is your fave, man.
Nah, there's plenty of porn sites out there. I was about to say, they're interchangeable.
I mean, I got a favorite, but...
Wait, hold on a second.
Why can't you access it anymore?
Did they ban you?
Nah, nah, nah.
I use... Trophy. I use... Oh, let us joke here. Why can't you access it anymore? Did they ban you? Nah, nah, nah. I use...
I use...
I use...
Oh, let us joke here.
You trolling Lisa Ann?
Let us joke here.
They got you blocked.
Nah, what happened?
I use ad blockers on all my shit.
So some websites will...
You found out when your shit was in hand?
So some websites will put the shit in there where...
Just got you midstream.
Now, if you go to the site, you got an ad block got an ad blocker pop up, nope you can't use this.
So that's all.
When you found out though?
When I clicked on the site.
But with your shit in hand?
No, I clicked on the site.
You was clicking before your shit?
You had to, I went to the site.
You had the low low right there?
You had the towel?
You got cussed? You had a rag. You got comfy. You had a rag.
A warm rag.
Did the rag get cold?
You had a towel.
You had a towel
and a motherfucking oil.
You ready to get busy.
Lubriderm.
Lubriderm.
No, that was me.
What?
That was me the other night.
I had some free time
on my hands.
I've decided to get freaky with it.
I said, you know what?
I'm going to pull a laptop out for this one.
That shit was like a projection screen.
When you're used to getting your shit off on the phone,
and you pull a laptop out?
Yo, that's wild.
I got to see something.
You be on the phone?
I got to see my process.
You be on the phone, too?
Yes.
Most of America's on the phone-ish.
Not for that?
Yes, for that.
Nobody have VCRs anymore. We're not putting tape to watch on the phone-ish. Not for that. Yes, for that. Nobody have VCRs anymore.
We're not putting tapes in and watching it on TV-ish.
76% on my laptop, B.
I'm not on no fucking phone.
You also have Android, though.
I know them keys.
Your point is crazy.
Android probably ain't swift enough around the spots.
Nah, I'm on the laptop.
Yeah, what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm telling you that a lot of people out there,
most people out there are not on the laptop anymore.
Low-ass phone?
Yes.
I need the ass in 3D.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Nah, I'm good.
Give me that lappy.
I'm good.
I'm getting a laptop.
Well, what the hell do it matter when it's white girl ass?
I mean, it's still square.
It ain't white girl ass.
And dog, you bugger.
Oh, you beat off to the sisters.
Fam, nowadays white girls ain't the same old white girls.
This nigga's Jeannie Mae, too.
Fuck you talking about, nigga.
I'm Jeannie Mae.
I don't feel like starting.
If you want to shoot, let's shoot. Yeah, I want to shoot. You don't want to shoot. But we can, you want to shoot? Let's shoot.
I want to shoot.
You don't want to shoot.
I want to shoot with somebody.
Come on, live in the shootout.
You jerked off with some white bitches before.
Facts.
Oh, shut up then.
They was square, no?
Left it on the phone.
Can't really tell the phone.
You can't tell?
They just take up the whole phone?
Hey, in real life, when I was fucking white chicks,
I was on Perk Dick.
So it wasn't hitting.
I ain't giving that.
I ain't giving that 30.
I hate the old drug addicts.
Because they blame everything on the drug.
That's fucked up to say.
They blame everything on drugs.
I hate the old drug addicts.
I hate that you cleaned yourself up, dog.
Wow.
No, I love that.
I'm talking about they blame everything on drugs.
It wasn't me, yo. I was high. And you can't say nothing. No, I loved it. I love that. I'm talking about, they blame everything on drugs. It wasn't me, yo.
I was high. And you can't say nothing.
It's like, oh. That's how it goes.
I know. You go to it, too. You gotta try it.
Your crutch. Now I'm good? You gotta try it.
I just stick to it. Mister, I've been alert my whole
fucking life.
I've been alert. Pardon me.
Let me see.
Krishan Rock. Krishan Rock went to
Walmart with her baby.'t oh it's your fault
it's your fault out there sometimes you know when motherfuckers shouldn't be parents just yet
sometimes you know we had a two to three year runway of evidence showing us that maybe krishan
rock to chill a little bit i don't even really want to talk about it because I'm not well-versed in my Chris Sean blue face.
I was only bringing this up to say
she did change that baby's name.
She changed the baby's name.
So she named after him now.
Some shit, I don't know, but it's no longer Chris Sean Jr.
And she said the reason for that is
because blue face is not a deadbeat,
which circles back to my original point.
Yes, you can name your daughter a junior after you,
but a lot of women do it to spite the dad.
So she changed that shit.
I've never even heard that.
So she changed that.
Cool, she changed the name.
But now she's videoed in Walmart
with the baby carrier strap thing to your chest
with the baby kind of bent over
in a way that babies should not be bent over.
And then she had the nerve to get online and try to explain some of this, which is why I hate the Internet.
Who recorded her?
Somebody in Walmart.
You know how it is today.
That's crazy.
No, he don't.
Oh.
My bad. He just tried to upload a video on Instagram. I know. What's crazy. No, he don't. Oh. I forgot. My bad.
He just tried to upload a video on Instagram.
I know.
I know.
What's the video you tried to upload?
When we was dancing, right?
Yeah.
Why you couldn't do it?
What happened?
I didn't know what to do.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
It's a little plus button at the bottom.
That's not it, but it's okay.
Aha.
Smarty pants. Being a single mother is one thing.
Like, you get overwhelmed, and so much be, like, going on for real in your head.
So, while I'm at Walmart and shit, two cars full, they, like, they getting the cars together and shit.
I'm trying to take the baby out of the little thing.
The girl that's recording, she could have at least said, do you need help?
Holy shit.
You recorded me because I'm famous.
It's annoying.
The girl that's recording could have asked me if I needed help with my baby.
That's one thing.
Two, I'm a beginner mother.
It's a lot going on.
I have my dog.
It's just a lot going on.
I'm cutting this off.
Because the people are going to be mad at me
for giving her a platform
like Coach Roy
I doubled down
and giving that nigga
a platform too
he was great
that shit was hilarious
oh my god
was that funny
that was hilarious
fuck y'all
they said we ain't
we ain't
we ain't
press him
yeah
so
y'all press them on your pod.
Press them on your pod.
You're right.
I'm going to check it out.
I ain't want to press them.
Now what?
I'm doing what I want at 43, yo.
I can't live by these fucking social media rules.
I can't.
It drive me crazy when I'm home.
Magneto. Professor X. Headaches. I can't live by these fucking social media rules. I can't. It drive me crazy when I'm home. Magneto.
Professor X.
Headaches.
I can't do it.
Come on, somebody say something.
Why y'all so quiet?
The girl had the baby bent over.
Come on, somebody tell them they need a wellness check.
Call one of them agencies.
Come on, somebody say something.
She sounded really sad.
It's a, yeah.
I kind of feel for her.
I'm not trying to be funny.
And I don't.
Yo, dog, listen to this. You don't pay attention to her. I'm about to tell you. Nah, I'm about to for her. I'm not trying to be funny. And I don't. Yo, dog, listen to this.
You don't pay attention to her.
I'm about to tell you.
Nah, I'm about to tell you.
The girl is a first time mom.
She don't know what the fuck she doing.
She saying, yo, I'm putting groceries in my car.
So that's why the baby is leaning.
You get what I'm saying?
So she don't know what she doing.
The baby was leaning in the store.
I'm not going to hold you.
The way the baby leaning look crazy.
The baby looks crazy.
She's in the store. The baby looks crazy.
She's in the store.
Yeah, she was in the store.
She's not in the car.
But after hearing that, I can't make, I can't even, like, I feel bad for the girl now.
I really do.
I feel bad for her. That was my first time hearing that.
Y'all feel bad for her, for Sean.
Yeah, we feel bad for the baby, too.
The kid, the family, everyone involved.
I mean, what do you do, though?
What's the solution?
Gotta leave the dog at home.
Well, I don't think dogs should be in the grocery store.
You can't take the dog to Walmart and your first time.
Service dog.
That's what.
The dog back can't be straight and the baby is bent over about to die.
What the fuck are we doing up here?
Yo, you stupid.
We say some shit that I feel like should be dead.
It's like when the girl was cooking the rats, Azalea Banks.
And niggas, we couldn't talk.
We know a baby back shouldn't be bent the fuck over.
What the fuck is all this?
No, you're right.
We do know that.
I'm not disagreeing.
She might not know.
That's the fucked up part
She shouldn't have
And it goes back
To his point
Well we can't do shit
About it now
We could have been saying
For three years
Bitch you don't need no baby
She could have left
The dog at home my nigga
Dog ain't nothing
But another thing
To deter you
From what the fuck going on
You gotta watch Fido
And you know what I mean
Know why that shit
Pissed me off
You see videos like that
And then that be the same mom
I'm fine as an independent mom.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
You're not.
You should call that nigga.
You should text him.
Y'all should make something right for the sake of that child.
If you can't go to Walmart without breaking the baby's back.
What?
No.
Yo What?
No
I done heard too many stories
About the beauty of motherhood
To not talk about
The ugly side of it
True
Alright come on
I ain't gonna suck the fun
Out of the room
Come on
Come on
Poor baby
They feel bad for Kashawn
Man
What a Walmart trip
Yo
Man
Damn man
How do I balance
It's all happening so fast Overwhelming Are you guys gonna teach Ish Man, what a Walmart trip. Man, damn, man. How do I balance?
It's all happening so fast.
Overwhelming.
Are you guys going to teach Ish how to post on Instagram?
I learned it already now.
I did teach him.
Oh, you did?
I taught him.
I'm about to be the Instagram king like Apple Music.
And y'all niggas got money. So when you buy the chest baby carrier thing,
it come with the back support for the baby if you buy the chest baby carrier thing it come with the back support
for the baby if you buy the fucking right one.
That's my favorite part of fatherhood.
Oh shit I bought the red one.
The colors.
I was hyped to put that little shit on.
I boogied in that shit.
You got some funky shit. I like that shit.
Did you guys like wearing those? It's called
like a baby Bjorn. Did you guys like wearing them?
I did.
I did. I. I did.
My daughter right to sleep.
That's dope.
I like that thing.
I was able to do shit.
Knock right out.
Yeah.
Right out.
I was going to eat with my baby.
I was taking my baby everywhere.
Just wanting to be seen.
Just wanting to be seen.
Look.
Right to that mall.
Huh?
Right to the mall.
What happened at the mall?
Joe was over there.
You really will throw your man right under the bus. He got a wet bus. Oh, that's a fact. You seen him? That's a fact. I asked him what happened at the mall? Joe was over there You really will throw your man
Right under the bus
He got a wet bus
Oh that's a fact
You seen him?
That's a fact
I asked him what happened at the mall
Joe was there
Come on man
Yo we caught him
We know we done
Come out
They got us
You know you take that baby to the mall
That's a magnet
That's it for what?
You know what is a magnet
I'm just asking
You know what I mean?
The ladies love to see
Fathers with children
Oh my goodness They flock at. They even offer you help
Yeah, you need help. No, I don't need no help with it. I don't know touch my baby, but
You drop a bottle, you know you act like you try to reach it
Make up it should look ill. It's that she come over there with that thing what bend over
She come over there With that thing
What
Bend over
Heavy
Heavy
Heavy
Men ain't shit yo
Did you guys used to
Take advantage of that though
No
Not me
No
It's jokes
Take advantage of what
The girls coming over
You know
Cause apparently
It's a baby
The baby magnet
Is a
Is a magnet for girls
Oh I got girls
All my whole life
Well listen
Okay
Alright I'm just I was just checking.
You didn't need to be on?
Not at all.
Not to get girls.
Okay.
I don't know.
He said it.
He said it.
Well, in the mall.
He talking about some nigga shit.
But don't come act like we ain't them.
Because you be acting like you the only one up here that's hurt.
No.
You be acting like that, though.
No, no.
You do act like that.
No, no, no.
No, I'm actually very subtle about it.
I don't say nothing.
You subtle about what?
What?
About being hurt?
Hey, E, stop putting the camera on my face.
Stop putting the camera on me when Mel says some shit.
Wait, you subtle about being hurt?
Oh, man.
You subtle about being hurt?
Yeah.
Okay.
Okay.
I just look up subtle.
What? Look up subtle. Define subtle. I think I know what I Okay. I just look up subtle. What?
I look up subtle.
Define subtle.
I think I know what I mean.
I think.
You know, Oxford might have a whole different definition for it.
Anyway, call the cops on Chris Sean, yo.
Call the cops on that girl.
For real.
Get her off the streets.
The whole family.
The mom, grandmoms.
Can't nobody offer a gem or jewel.
I keep trying to listen for where the guidance is coming from.
They all fucked up.
Ain't no.
It's a mess.
It's coming from Instagram.
It is a mess.
And I'm tired of even knowing all this shit.
Yeah.
Yes.
That's what I was saying.
Yes.
You cannot escape them.
That shit don't come across.
Why do I have to know that?
No, I can escape it because I can put the phone down.
But I'm tired of the generation.
That shit don't come across my feet.
Of these parents that just everything is
Instagram, social media
boy. I had somebody buy
somebody bought my kid
an outfit one time right
when they was young and it was like yo you got that outfit
post a picture and act such and such
and such. Oh nah.
I'm telling you this happened before.
Such and such and such?
That's sick. I can believe it.? Bruh, no. That's sick.
I can believe it.
That's some sick shit.
That's sick.
But it's not sick
if you don't know it's sick.
These people don't be
knowing that it's sick.
That's the norm for them.
That's what I'm saying.
They don't know it's sick.
Nah, that's the norm for them.
We'd have had a real,
me and that person
would have had,
that might have changed
the dynamic of our friendship
a little bit.
We'd have had a conversation.
Speaking of that,
you know what I got
a good kick out of?
Mel.
Yes.
On Daisy's Instagram page, you're liking the pictures?
What do you mean?
From your page.
What do you mean?
That's like liking your own shit.
Yeah.
So wait, wait.
Because you're posting it like it, Mel.
Mel, you can't do that.
Mel, you do that, Mel?
And why do you know that? Why do you, man? And why you know that?
Why do you know that?
Right, why do you know that?
Because I be wanting to know how big of a fucking
You're a fucking doof
Some of y'all are
Okay
So I went and checked the likes
Like, who's insane enough
To like the likes on the dog page
And it's you, Sabrina
And that's it
I might be a doof
But you are a fucking stalker, okay'm trying to get the engagement up so that's what about earn Mel. Wait, hold up. Wait, wait, wait. What does her need? Mel, wait, wait. What does that dog require financially?
Peter, look at me.
Camera on me.
Now we're getting to the bottom of these commitment issues.
Camera on me.
Listen, Peter, I love animals.
I am no longer her brother.
You take her down.
Take her down.
I love her, you know, but I'd like a sponsorship deal for her.
You know, farmer's dog or some shit.
You could get farmer's dog.
I had a sponsorship with them.
You could get them.
You had a sponsorship with dog? I did.
You have an animal?
And he's an animal.
He made a deal for him.
Where he just got to bark.
And you go,
I'm a dog.
And you join in his name. That's what's wrong with you old niggas.
What'd you do? Knock it out the old dog
food out of their hands?
You ran over there to the dog the old dog food out of their hands? See, that's hate.
That's hate.
That's hate. You ran over there to the doggy boat.
Get out of here.
That's hate.
So I'm trying to eat the dog food, right?
Don't eat that dog food.
You see, the problem is I'm-
So you're trying to get sponsorship for the dog.
Yes.
Yes, I am.
I'm a good businessman.
As the owner of the dog.
Mm-hmm.
Shout out to Farmers.
I hate when y'all do that in this room.
What?
You get quiet?
Fuck you talking about?
I want to hear where you're going with it. I want to hear what you're going with it.
I want to hear what you're going with it.
Why your foot tapping?
My bad.
Not going.
Yo, let me tell you something.
Isn't the owner supposed to just take care of the dog?
Do you know how many pets are making bank?
If you're worried about taking care of the dog through sponsorship mail, then some of
our theories are confirmed.
And you should probably just give up your dog.
Oh, come on now.
You know she's.
You need to give up that.
You know she's spoiled.
Oh, but you're using a dog like men use children.
Nobody like.
Daisy is not.
No disrespect.
Going to Central Park in her little shirt, bending over.
I'm walking my dog that I can't afford.
I can afford her.
She is doing just fine.
But it would be nice
If we had some
You know
We trying to get sponsorship
For you
Fuck that dog
Yeah
Both of us can work
Yo
Swim out of that
Swim out of that
Light turn green
Light turn green
We out
Light turn green
Get away from the bad drivers
People like
People think Daisy's pretty?
Oh, people love Daisy.
Wherever she goes, they love her.
Oh, producer's in my ear.
Segway out.
Oh, hey.
All right.
That might be my new favorite thing.
Oh, there's the...
All right.
What'd you say, producer?
Travis Scott.
What?
Travis Scott lost his phone. Oh, no way. In All right. What'd you say, producer? Travis Scott? What? Travis Scott lost his phone.
Oh, no way.
In the bottom of the ocean.
That's smooth.
That's smooth.
I'm not going to lie.
How did he?
He had some shit in that phone.
Yeah, he did.
What?
They was trying to get him for the Astroworld deets.
And that's where the evidence is.
Whoops-a-daisy.
It's the bottom of the ocean.
Somebody got to explain to Travis Scott how the cloud worked, though.
I was about to say, isn't that...
Ain't no cloud.
Yes, it is.
You know that, nigga?
I got that shit about it,
dude.
That nigga got enough money
to get that shit out the sky.
The funny shit is,
he still got the phone, too.
He better not.
He better not still
have that phone.
Why?
Huh?
Why?
Because they're going
to get the shit.
They're going to find
what they need if he got it.
They're going to find
what they need
if he don't got it.
Good point. They don't need the physical phone. I you got it. They're going to find what they need if you don't got it. Good point.
They don't need the physical phone.
I don't know.
That nigga got a different type of money ice.
You just hit the cloud, delete, backup.
Nigga, money make all that shit go away.
No more texts.
Ta-da.
Ask them chefs.
He sound like the guy that's going to panic in a time of.
Chesky?
No, criminal investigation.
Y'all know he sent a text after that.
Yo, I seen niggas die at my show.
I didn't know what to do.
Yo, what am I supposed to say?
What I gotta say?
I told him to put sicko mode on.
Help.
Help, nigga.
What?
Yeah.
What's my next step?
Tell me what to do.
And I'm gonna stop doing that.
I think that's fucked up.
Because that was a tragedy.
And it shouldn't live on with Travis Scott,
but it should for a few years.
I am going to stop.
Sometimes.
Next year.
Next year.
Next year.
Soon, man.
Next year.
We can't stop right away.
I mean, we just, you know.
Niggas bring up shit from my past
from fucking 15 years ago.
When is the statute?
Of limitations. When is the statute? Of limitations.
When is it over?
All right, so he lost the phone, man.
Damn.
Damn.
Right on time, because the new phones came out today.
Yo, speaking of fucking phones, man, I wake up a little early.
I say, you know what?
I'm going to leave the crib early.
I done ordered the phone.
But I see why my girl wanted me to buy the phone for her
right like she was like oh shit I got the notification
about a new phone I didn't even know what that meant
I ain't know I always just went to the store and bought
my phone so notification on the phone
you go later on so you be cool
first of all I'm judging you niggas that get notifications
for everything on your phone you niggas just doofs and losers
go outside
but anyway so a week later I was like
yo where's that notification in the phone?
So she showed me,
I go,
I pull it up in my shit,
I start pressing buttons,
oh shit,
titanium,
oh,
off-white,
black,
yeah.
Shit totaled up like,
oh shit,
a gigabyte,
terabyte,
2100,
you want AppleCare for two,
shit was a grip,
but I got it,
boom.
The phone was at 2100?
No.
By the time I was done
with my 15 Pro Max, terabyte.
You got the terabyte?
Okay, salute.
Welcome to the game.
AppleCare.
Welcome to the game.
Yo, why you gotta play me like I ain't?
Well, I ain't, bro.
Yeah, no, you're not.
I got the terabyte, got the little AppleCare.
It was a lot.
It was like $2,100.
Yeah, after you had the AppleCare, yeah.
So, I got it, right?
But that ain't gonna stop me, because I'm a real nigga.
I got up this morning, I'm still walking in the stores.
What's up?
I done watched Apple all on the news.
So I pulled up.
AT&T right over there.
It ain't out the way.
Pull right up to AT&T.
Ain't no cars outside.
Now, mind you, I went to AT&T a couple days ago and tried to press them.
Yo, y'all going to have phones?
Nigga tried to play me.
Yo, I heard we ain't even getting no phones.
All right, bitch ass nigga.
I'm out.
Because you're trying to be funny.
So I pull up day to day.
iPhone day.
Parking lot, totally empty.
It's cool.
I might have had to drop on him.
I might have had to drop on him.
So I walk in.
Stupid ass girl in the front.
Hey, may I help you?
Yeah, y'all got iPhones?
Yes.
For real?
Why so empty in here?
Go ahead.
I'm the only one in here.
Dad, Craig, I caught him slipping.
She said, yeah, but you could order it.
I said, I already ordered it.
She said, oh, then what can I help you with?
I got kids, man.
What's up? You got phones?
Yes.
She said, what is your name?
Give me your driver's license.
I'm sitting there, typing shit in and shit.
I'm like, so now my little hustler brain
get to go on it.
How many phones you got?
Hold up now.
How many phones you got back there?
You got back there.
I said,
oh,
we ain't got no phones back there.
I said,
excuse me?
We can order it for you.
He said,
no,
we're going to order you the phone.
I said,
I already ordered the phone.
I just told you that.
He said,
yeah,
but we can only order the phone.
I said,
so y'all don't even get no phones?
Y'all ain't got not one
Pro Max nothing in there?
Girl says, no. I said, what y'all got? He said no phones? Y'all ain't got not one Pro Max, nothing in there? Girl says, no.
I said, what y'all got?
She said, just the regular two-phone iPhone, two-camera iPhone.
I said, what's the two-camera iPhone?
I said, I thought the new one had three.
She said, yeah, but we have the one that has two.
I said, bitch, you're going to get me the fuck out of here.
What am I talking to you for?
Loser.
What I walked away from that saying was, holy shit,
Apple done stopped even sending them shits to AT&T.
She said that it's been like that for years.
I was just getting ready to tell you. She said it's been like that for years.
That's why when you said you watched the news
and they had the line wrapped around the corner,
like, you know, they went out and saw everybody in the morning,
they stopped it to stop that.
People lining up outside of stores.
They've been pushing you to order, getting them delivered to you launch day.
See, I think that's what they say for the pitch.
No.
So meaning you can only get them at Apple stores and not.
Not even Apple stores.
If you don't have, if you, like you can't walk into an app, the Pro Max.
I don't know about that regular shit.
You can't walk into an Apple store on launch day and get in there and buy a Pro Max on launch day.
You can't do it.
Yeah, that's crazy.
All the shipment they got is allocated.
Yeah.
And even that, to keep the amount of people down, what they'll do is they'll give you a window.
You can pick it up between 8 and 10.
Niggas in stores be stealing.
Them workers be stealing.
Oh, yeah.
Why wouldn't you?
Of course.
Them workers be stealing.
Oh, yeah.
Why wouldn't you?
Of course.
They had security at T-Mobiles and at these AT&Ts, so they be stealing.
You know what I mean?
I don't think that, you know, and it be inside jobs.
It's a lot of that.
Look, the niggas, the scammers is going to scam.
Trust me, the delivery shit ain't changed nothing for them.
But, and again, happy iPhone day once again, everybody.
So when can I get one in the store?
Oh, maybe November.
Oh, shit.
If you order one right now, the ship date is probably November.
Damn.
Yeah, that's just what it is.
And when your shit come in?
My shit is here.
Absolutely.
I just came to work.
Normally, before here, I call out of work. Yeah, he call out I call out of work Yeah he different
I call out of work
And sit in the window
And track the truck
Couple years ago
I wouldn't met the truck
Cause he was taking too long
I know where you at
Pull right up on him
Yo this me
It's my address
Get my shit so I can go
But my shit's at the crib
Okay
I'm gonna curse your ass out
No you wouldn't
You gave my shit
You'll get it at 4pm
If I'm Mr. UPS I tell your dusty ass To go back home I'll get to your block out No you wouldn't You would have gave my shit You'll get it at 4pm If I miss the UPS
I tell your dusty ass
To go back home
I'll get to your block
When I get to your block
If you miss the UPS
And I ran up on you
And that's the one less delivery
You got to make
And I'm helping your day
Here take this shit my nigga
Thirst bucket ass
I would have took that shit personal
Yo fam I ain't get
The box all the way
In the front of the truck
Nigga I ain't get to your shit yet
You go in your pocket
Oh alright well that's Come on man Give my shit man That's cool I got you But yeah The box all the way in the front of the truck, nigga. I ain't get to your shit yet. You go in your pocket. Oh, all right.
Well, that's...
Come on, man.
Get my shit, man.
That's cool.
I got you.
But yeah, that's it.
Okay.
What else, man?
What else?
Your man Antonio Brown sold a fake Richard Milley.
I'm sorry?
Your man Antonio Brown...
Who'd he sell it to?
Sold it to some dude, $169,000.
And then the dude took him to court
because he found out it was a fake. And now he has to pay the whole $169,000 And then the dude Took him to court Because he found out
It was a fake
And now he has to pay
The whole $169,000
Back to the dude
Okay
That's not so bad
What?
Just got to pay it back
Scam is going to scam
He knew it was fake?
I don't know
Whether he knew or not
Nigga you sold me
Some fake shit
Get my money back
When you're selling
A watch like that
Don't you have to
Come with
Like it comes with
A box
It comes with
Certification
Paperwork
Like I guess
That exchange
Wasn't part of the exchange
They got counterfeit money
Mel you think
They ain't got
Counterfeit certifications
For the watch
Oh
Maybe
Yeah I guess
That's true
I ain't even thinking about it
If he went to those lengths
What go to
Kinko's?
He might have gotten to those lengths.
It's a $200,000, $300,000 watch.
Some of these riches be $400,000.
This is Antonio Brown we're talking about, though.
Nigga Lil Baby bought a $400,000 fake Patek.
From a certified jeweler.
The jeweler didn't know it.
See, the thing is, getting these these watches You can't just Order like
You Melissa Ford
You got 200 grand
Yeah
You can't walk into Patek
And buy a watch
Right
You can't walk in Rolex
And just buy a watch
Why not
Cause they not gonna sell you one
They gonna put your name on the list
My name been on the list
For about two years now
Woo
Talk that shit
Shut up yo
You gonna go in the store
They gonna have watches
In the case
You gonna say Hey I like that one I want that Sky Dweller They gonna say Alright put your name down talk that shit. Shut up, yo. You're going to go in the store. They're going to have watches in the case. You're going to say,
hey, I like that one.
I want that Sky-Dweller.
They're going to say,
all right, put your name down.
We'll call you
when the Sky-Dweller
become available.
You want a list
for a Sky-Dweller?
Yo, dog, they'll call you
when the list
become available
for a watch.
You can't just go in there
and buy a watch.
That's why everybody
buys watches.
Even if your watch
is brand new,
you buy it from
a third-party jeweler
because they won't
put your name on the list.
And then when any watch becomes available,
they'll call you.
You got 72 hours to claim your watch
if you don't claim your watch within 72 hours.
You know, if you're on a list for the Sky Dweller,
you can't claim poor anymore.
Thank you.
Who said that?
You, nigga.
I'm just...
And my man not poor.
Yo, you see your man tell?
Your little poker tell?
Right.
He like, he like,
I ain't poor. He just acting. He not poor little poker tell? Right, yeah. He's like, he's like, I ain't poor.
I ain't just acting.
He's not poor.
I'm not poor, dog.
He got the, he got the.
God damn.
Come on, my nigga.
What you talking about?
He got to dance it.
Look at him.
That's what I got.
He's not poor.
No, so that's why the niggas got to do that.
They got to go to some other lengths to get the watch.
Got it.
Okay.
So now you open yourself up to getting some stolen shit because the real niggas won't sell you shit.
So how do you find out if your very
expensive watch is fake? I guess you go get
it appraised. Or you're taking some jewelry.
When you're probably trying to put it,
to get to insure your jewelry,
you have to get it appraised. Right. So
when you go get it appraised, they're going to tell you, hey, y'all
dog, this some bullshit. Huh. Now you're like,
hold up. Wait, what? The nigga
Lil Baby watch A nigga
It was a dude called
Watch Buster
Fake Watch Buster
On Instagram
It was an Instagram page
The nigga seen his watch
Magnified the screen
And was like yo
And then he pinpoints everything
Like yo this is off
This is off
They didn't make
The words in that color
For that watch
Wow
Your second hand
Is a little bit too short
Like the round letters
That you got
All that shit
And we'll put a real one Right next to it say, this is what it's supposed to look like.
Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
And now you know, yo, I got a fake.
Damn.
And you little baby.
Nobody going to think you rocking a fake.
I mean, but do niggas, I think some of them niggas be buying fake shit on purpose.
Oh, yeah.
Ocho Seco will tell you.
Yeah.
I'm buying a fake.
And I thought that that was the smartest thing he could have ever said.
Genius.
Genius.
It was.
Yeah.
Genius.
The fact that he buys fake shit because no one's going to believe he's wearing it, that he's wearing fake shit.
Now, he'll tell you.
Hmm?
He'll tell you.
I got my earrings from Claire's.
Straight on.
Straight on bullshit.
That nigga said he gets his earrings from Claire's.
Who?
He said, yo, I'm Rich.
The chick's going to fuck with me anyway.
Because he owes you.
They know who I am.
I don't got to do that.
Yeah.
I don't got to do that.
My thing is just get a G-Shock or something.
I'm not walking around with no fake watch.
A G-Shock.
Apple Watch, man.
I'm not walking around with no fake watch.
Your Apple Watch is very nice.
You got the new watch, too?
No, I ain't.
Hell no.
I ain't replacing the watch no more.
Get away from him.
I'm about to clunk you with this phone.
Stop your bullshit.
So when your Sky Dweller come?
Do you have an idea when?
I have no idea.
Yo, Aki, so what's the next one?
He couldn't even talk.
So you're just keeping money in the tuck for when you get the call?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We're trying to find out how this works.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
We all want to find out.
Are you on the list for Sky Dweller?
I am not on the list for Sky Dweller.
Are you on the list for Sky Dweller?
I'm not, no.
Hey, Flip, you on the list for Sky DweDweller? I am not on the list for a Sky-Dweller. Are you on the list for a Sky-Dweller? I'm not, no. Hey, Cliff, you on the list for a Sky-Dweller?
Oh, you might be.
I don't know.
So we just trying to find out how this works.
Shoot, now I got to go get my Rolex appraised and see if...
And you got the Rollie.
You got the old joint, too.
The old school joint.
I mean...
Yeah, you got the vintage Rollie.
Nigga might have slipped you.
Nigga might have said, yo, man, hold that down.
I mean... I mean.
I mean.
He got you.
Let me ask you a question.
Yeah.
Is, are diamonds
a girl's best friend, Mel?
Like, with a man,
say if you meet a nigga, right?
Uh-huh.
And within that week,
he get you some ice,
earrings, watch and all that.
Mm-hmm.
Is that an entry to the box?
No disrespect, but all disrespect.
Holy shit.
I know.
The fuck?
For women, not you specifically.
Maybe for some women, yeah, I'm sure.
Me, no.
So jewelry don't turn you on?
No.
Hey, Flynn.
No, not at all What?
You think a nigga
Gotta spend 20 bands
To get boxed?
What?
Some do
Some do
Some do
Yes they do
You don't have
I said have to
No you don't have to
But niggas do
You don't have to
Some do too
You got great conversation
You got light eyes
You know how to woo them
Hey walk here
Sit here What's going on? You listen You're a listener I'm talking about buying pussy Great conversation. You got light eyes. You know how to wool them. Hey, walk here.
Sit here.
What's going on?
You listen.
You're a listener.
Y'all talking about buying pussy?
I'm a listener.
No.
What are y'all talking about?
I asked Mel if diamonds are a woman's best friend.
Oh, no.
If it's entryway to the box.
So if a nigga bought you some earrings and a watch on your first week, does that... I know I saw a...
Yo, listen.
I know niggas that got money.
I watched them buy jewelry.
First couple of days. And they end up buying. I saw it for myself listen I know niggas that got money I watched them buy jewelry First couple of days And they end up buying
I saw it for myself
They saw it
Fuck
No
Not saw it fuck
But
First of all pause
No
But
Niggas buy
When you got it
Nigga will buy that
Some niggas don't
A lot of them niggas
In the industry
In sports
They don't got no
They don't got game
Niggas was fucking
That's hate
That's not Alright that fucking... That's hate.
All right, that is hate.
That's hate.
You know that.
You know that.
Buying jewelry is game. A lot of niggas don't got...
Their money is their game.
Their money is their game.
But, Joe, hold on, Joe.
Joe, hold on, Joe.
Let me ask you a question, Joe.
There ain't no niggas with money right now.
No, no, no.
Money is game.
But you know this, what I'm saying, Joe.
Just articulate it better.
That's why I'm trying to...
No, what you're saying is a fact.
Because them niggas is...
I'm trying to just see where the conversation is. He asked Mel that if a nigga came out buying jewelry in the first week
Is that almost a guarantee for some box? What she said? Yo, the sun got bright? You got sun? Can't be human so weird? Get the ball.
Get it.
Get the ball.
I'm going to pull this out.
What are you doing?
Don't even pull this out.
Why did you say that?
Why you doing that?
That nigga ticked, yo.
Y'all laughing.
People don't even understand what was that.
You caught an itch on your face, nigga.
Your nose started to itch.
Yeah, I thought you had Tourette's.
Nigga, it's.
Yeah, Tourette's.
Oh, shit.
Fuck!
I'm with you, my nigga.
I hear you.
A month.
There's really no time,
designated time limit.
Melissa Ford.
Yes, yes, sir, yes.
What?
Y'all try to make me be the bad guy.
Who y'all?
And it works, I guess. No, nigga, you throw me under...
Yo, stop.
And it works, I guess.
You throw your man under the bus a lot.
Every day.
Do I need to talk right now
Or could you talk right now
So talk then nigga
I'm tired of you
Letting me be the pit bull
But can you
No you get him nigga
Nah
You get him nigga
You can get a sponsorship
Six weeks
Six weeks
Six weeks
A man has devoted
Time
Interest
Energy
Into you
There's been a whole lot of on the phone.
You're adding now, Joe.
We're talking about.
Because I respect her.
Yeah.
Let's talk about.
Let's keep it on the jewelry.
That doesn't matter ever.
I think a nigga's taking Mel down in a month if he buys some jewelry.
There's been a motherfucker that took me down in a day that didn't buy me shit.
I was about to say that.
Big man.
I was about to say that.
A nigga with some good conversation could take you down in two days.
But it ain't jewelry related. That is not relevant to our conversation
The conversation was
If you meet a nigga
And he start
Buying some shit
Does that
Does that help
Does that help you
Tell you what I mean
Open the stairway to heaven
I love that
Yo it does
Stairway to heaven
No I like the name
But no it doesn't.
If a nigga doesn't have...
I'm a mystic.
I'm a snapple.
It absolutely does not.
If a girl start buying me a bunch of jewelry, I'm a fuck too.
It ain't just you.
Quit.
Cut me something.
A couple nice meals will do it.
Yo, you easy.
Hey, Ruth Chris, get this done.
You said a cheap slut.
Yo, while we on this though, I did want to
highlight, I did want to introduce.
You okay? You're dying over here.
You easy
street moody ass. That's exactly what I call it.
Cheap slut.
Speaking of cheap slut, I'll tell you something.
Them building that little blue on the Hudson right there.
Stop telling people about it, goddammit.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Hey, yo.
I'm not going to lie to y'all.
I'm trying to tell y'all some good shit.
Some nice six inch heels in there.
I hit my baby mom's heel.
And I think I can drive him off at 8 for that time.
I hit my baby mom's back here, big dog.
I think I can drop this little dude off about 25 minutes earlier.
Went in, just sat at the bar.
It's like free escorts.
It's like they just keep coming up to you.
All the shit, all the lines you thought was played,
that shit's just working.
Everything working.
Everything is a-going there.
And they all in there.
They don't care if they with a nigga, their baby daddy,
their man, their pimp.
They coming right to you at the bar.
They start sending shit over.
I had to stay home just because I was
having too much fun for a few nights.
For real.
Time management. I can't hit the spot
no more. Listen, sit down.
Sit down for a little bit. We made the spot hot too.
Sit down. We did. Well, it was
already hot. It was already.
No, no Oh Oh
Oh
I haven't even been there yet
Can we stop talking in cold
Dude
The spicies
I know what the spot is
Okay
Using their film like a thotty
Niggas about to get you off the Laker game
Why
Talk about some fucking jewelry Niggiggas almost had you on top.
You better stop coming in here lying.
You better stop coming in here lying.
What are you doing?
She better stop lying in here.
I think that was the son.
It wasn't even a Laker game.
It was the Bulls.
Fucking sons game. Devin a fucking Suns game.
Devin Booker getting done. Bullshit.
Hey, 27B?
Yo!
Oh, you know what?
Fuck you. That's why you
can't have brothers, yo. It was like fucking...
That's why you can't have brothers. No, he
almost sealed the deal. Yo.
And that wasn't but about...
Two weeks.
That wasn't about a week.
You know what?
I'm going to fucking
mute up right now.
I don't want to hurt
anybody's fucking feelings.
Oh, she her bag.
Clear out.
Clear eye, dry eye.
Devin Booker.
If he didn't have
to work that day.
Oh, man.
Toast. You would have been toast would have been we're not talking about the toast on two we talk about
no but wait here's a funny topic right dark skinned listen this is the debate that i have
with women that i've had with women this past year, right?
Women only want to acknowledge the bodies that were had, right?
Not even men.
Men...
They don't want to not acknowledge them.
True.
They acknowledge the relationship bodies.
Yes.
No, they acknowledge the bodies you know.
For men...
For men, and this is where we're at the fork in the road.
For men, if I was an inch away from beating it, it counts.
Oh, yeah, that's absolutely true.
No, it counts.
So many of you guys.
That's a body?
No, you guys count.
It's not a body.
No, you guys count.
I didn't say it was a body.
I said you're on the jacket.
I didn't say it was a body.
I said you're on the jacket.
If I didn't close the deal or for just some shit
that I might have pulled
or I...
What, if I had you?
If it's the eight ball
right by the corner pocket,
you're the eight ball
right by the corner pocket.
You playing spades
like your books made.
I got the two jokes
about the same plan.
Books made.
But I hate, I regret that.
I regret it.
Because that's the same chick that'll be like, oh, that nigga?
He was on my body.
Yeah.
And I ain't never let him.
He was on my body.
I never let that nigga fuck.
Yeah.
Talk about it.
I didn't have a condom.
I thought I had him in the kitchen.
Talk about it.
You was naked.
Wait, wait.
I let you rock.
Wait, come on.
That'll stop it?
That is fascinating.
I'm not you.
I'm just asking questions.
Yes.
You motherfucking right.
That's fascinating that you guys can't have that chick.
Like, fam, I ain't had no condoms. You was naked. I don't count that. Stop acting like. I'm just asking questions. Yes. You motherfucking right. That's fascinating that you guys I ain't had no condoms.
You was naked.
I don't count that.
Stop acting like
I don't count that.
I got too much ego
to count shit like that.
I wouldn't count it
but don't act like
you wasn't
Hold on, let me ask you a question.
Is getting face-off
considered a body?
Face-off.
Is getting head
considered a body?
I feel like if someone
came in an arrangement
it counts for something. You were right. Face-off if someone came in an arrangement, it counts for something.
You were right.
Face off.
If someone had an orgasm,
it counts for something.
If you could sit and have a body?
Not a body,
but it counts for something.
That's not a body.
It counts for like a half a body.
Hold on now.
I don't have to.
If she was a head buster,
that's a body buster.
Fuck y'all talking about.
Oral sex is sex.
So it don't matter
that you changed it to face off.
That is sex. Joe. If you have ever you changed it to face off. That is sex.
Joe.
If you have ever asked me
for a pair of my boxer briefs,
a hoodie,
a t-shirt,
some socks.
Bitches that hate
a cold floor.
You got some socks in there?
Yeah,
stop taking all my good socks.
Bring them back.
They never bring them back.
You know that heat
going up to a million.
I got two pairs
of the little ankle no-show socks now.
Girl, he's the kind of guy.
The heat is going on 7,000 in here.
Smart.
You going to ask me for a pair of shorts soon?
You going to?
No way I be going wrong, too.
You got a t-shirt?
You got the heat on?
Can you open the window?
T-shirt and the shorts already on the side,
folded up nice.
Iron.
What?
Oh, man.
You ever pick up a piece of a girl's article
of something in your house
and ask your girl if it's hers?
No.
That is trouble.
Never.
You idiot.
I thought that shit was hers.
But what if it was hers? So? I don't know. What is that? Now you're throwing away her shit. Yeah, I don't know. What is trouble. Never. You idiot. I throw that shit away. Trouble. Facts.
But what if it was hers?
So, I don't know where it's at.
Now you're throwing away her shit.
Yeah, I don't know where it's at.
It wasn't here.
When in doubt, it's getting thrown the fuck out.
You crazy? I've been jammed up like that.
What?
But I didn't even do nothing wrong.
It was like the laundromat or something, someone's shit came in my shit.
It was like.
Oh, yeah, that's what happened.
Yeah.
The laundromat.
I'm with you. That happened to me. That happened to me before. Oh, yeah, that's what happened. Yeah. The laundry man. I'm with you.
That happened to me.
That happened to me before.
Hey, y'all.
You had to pick the laundry up on the weekend that you went away.
What if you don't go to the laundry man?
Lola Perla in Astoria.
Yo, I'm with you.
That's what happened.
I'm a couple neighborhood-ish.
I'm with you, man.
Not me.
You're getting in trouble even if it is hers.
Yeah, that's mine.
Why are you asking? Who else's would it is hers Yeah that's mine Why you asking
Who else's would it be
Who else's would it be
That's a good one
Throw that shit out
Trash
The girl that was here
Before you
What
Trash
This belongs to the girl
That I was dicking down
And eating her ass out
Before you got here
You sitting here
Playing tough
It's cool
Play tough
How the fuck you think I developed
this special set of skills just on your ass, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He ain't doing that.
You crazy.
I ain't y'all.
No, you potty.
I ain't y'all.
You right.
I'm not joking.
We different.
You a nigga.
You fall asleep in the bathroom
and you start cleaning the whole shit.
And my girl was strong like this, too.
Nah, for real. Niggas ain't trying to wrestle her the other day. He trying to play. You start cleaning the whole shit, nigga. And my girl was strong like this, too. You were strong?
Nah, for real.
Niggas ain't trying to wrestle her the other day.
He trying to play.
Yeah, I lost.
I lost.
And she noticed.
When she noticed, it had to get a little tricky.
Well, not because she ticklish, though.
She got to resort to that.
Oh, shit.
Stress won't do it.
You got to cheat, yo.
Oh, man. All right, what else? You got to cheat, yo. Oh, man.
All right, what else?
What else?
What else? What else we got?
Katy Perry sells catalog for $225 million in white people news.
Clap it up for her.
Yeah, yeah.
Let's go, honey.
Big man.
Go, Katy Perry.
Russell Brand fucked up.
A couple ways.
In a few ways.
A couple ways.
Yeah.
Yeah. Them 16-year-olds ain't got $225 ways. A couple ways. Yeah. Yeah.
Them 16-year-olds ain't got 225 million.
Y'all.
Man.
Okay.
Don't.
I mean.
All right.
Salute.
This nigga's an idiot.
I think that nigga almost got it done for like a camping trip or some shit.
What's that shit y'all gonna do?
Let's go camping?
Nah, Joe. You don't do that, dog. We have to. Yeah, my some shit. What's that you're going to do? Let's go camping. No. Nah, Joe.
You don't do that, dog.
We have.
He had my big girl.
That's easy.
You don't do that.
The camping trip?
That's the fire.
Camping trip
better than a Birkin.
Camping trip
better than a Birkin, Joe.
Yo, man, you want
that nigga to say that, man?
Stand on your shit, man.
I'm just letting him talk shit.
To the females.
Yes.
Camping trip
better than a Birkin.
What?
You get it done
with the camping trip.
Ish, what on earth are you
talking about? Where are you camping?
Let him explain this bullshit. Because you share a tent?
Don't save him. No, explain this.
Hello? No, look at us. I guess it depends.
Don't look at him. I guess it depends on the woman.
Oh, now you're going to put woman down
because you said that bullshit. I'm not putting anybody down.
Nobody values your camping
trip more than the Birkin.
That's not true. Call them.
They won't cop to it publicly.
They won't say it out loud.
There's girls that don't know what a Birkin is that love that camping trip.
Well, once they learn.
Give me an earthy chance.
Once they learn.
Go on eBay.
Mel, which one would you prefer?
I'm taking the Birkin.
Exactly.
I am definitely.
Don't come in here and hit me.
That's what, I'm earthy.
Anymore, earthy kid.
Listen, I fucking said. Don't come in here and hit your boss. No, I literally said, I am not an earthy bitch anymore. Fuck that. There am definitely. So don't come in here and hit us with, I'm earthy anymore, earthy kid. Listen, I fucking said.
Don't come in here and hit your bullshit no more.
No, I literally said, I am not an earthy bitch anymore.
Fuck that.
There we go.
Yeah, that flight fucked up.
Yeah.
What'd you say?
Mel.
30 Fs.
This is my last.
30 Fs.
This is my last question.
It wasn't even a window seat.
It was an aisle.
This is my last question, then we're moving on.
33 Bs.
Hypothetically, if I take you to the basketball game, front row,
and before the game starts, I say,
yo, when the kissing cam shit come when we on the camera,
just move out the frame.
Would you do it, and how do you feel about that?
What?
Are we dating?
No.
If I tell you to get out the frame, we ain't dating.
We on a date.
We on a date.
We on a date.
But if you can't be in the kissing cam frame,
then that means somebody else don't want to see you.
Holds precedence over you.
Oh, well, chances are I don't want to be in the fucking frame
with your dusty ass either.
Oh, it's lit then.
All right, great.
I love that.
But you on a date, I love that.
We both might be on some sneaky little shit.
Hey, big mouth.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
Big cap.
Was he dusty before you sat in the seat?
Was he dusty before you sat in the seat for the free tickets?
Sometimes we...
No, nigga, we fucking on the sneak.
Oh, here you go, Saif.
It's not the sneak on the front row at the game.
That's not true.
Captain fucking Saif. That's me. Can they have this now go, Saif. It's not the sneak on the front row at the game. That's not true, Ice. Captain fucking Saif.
That's me.
Can they have this now, Captain Saif?
Are y'all going to have this debate,
or are we just all going to scream over each other?
I said that you-
I know, y'all have-
I disagree with that.
Okay, well, let me hear it.
You could be in the front row and not be a celebrity, Ice.
I'm talking about the front row at the televised playoff game.
What are the chances of someone seeing you?
I don't give a fuck about somebody long
somebody ain't your chick.
If it's a televised game
and you're on the front row, what are the chances
of you being seen? Every nigga chick don't watch hoops.
What the fuck is you talking about?
You got it.
I'm with Ice on this one.
Nigga, please.
What are you talking about?
If I'm not famous,
I don't want to see it. Front row with this one. Nigga, please. What are you talking? If I'm not famous, I'm just saying the chances of being seen. I don't want to sit
front row with this girl.
But her homegirl could see it.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Her sister could see it.
Her brother could see it.
That's true.
And yo,
your man is at the game
on the front row
with such and such.
I guess.
And niggas be hating him.
You going to sit
on the front row.
That's not a sneaky link.
Good point.
I could be like,
I wasn't that. We weren't together. I didn't even know her. Oh, that's that girl from the video. That's not a sneaky link. Good point. I could be like, I wasn't,
we weren't,
we weren't together.
Oh, that's that girl
from the videos.
That was with the person
on the other side.
That's that girl from the videos.
Yeah, she was,
they just,
we were sitting next to each other.
She was with Jack Nicholson.
Jack.
Gotcha.
Jack got her.
That nigga's crazy as hell, boy.
That nigga got you
with some sons,
but imagine with Jack.
Moving right along.
Did they find the jet?
No.
No, it crashed.
South Carolina somewhere.
Okay.
I was just curious.
This nigga stupid.
Yeah.
That submersible shit went too fast.
We let that go too soon.
Well, I think probably because people, you know.
That's still nuts nuts To see the Titanic
If me and you had
20 billion dollars
We could make it
Disappear out the news too
If me and you had
However much you just said
How much you just said?
20 billion
How I know we don't have
20 billion
Billion
Oh if we had 20 billion
We wouldn't be down here
If you best believe
I know me and you
Don't got 20 billion
We wouldn't be down here This couch would be a memory What the fuck you talking about They if we had 20 billion, we wouldn't be down there. If you best believe I know me and you don't got 20 billion. We wouldn't be down there.
This couch would be a memory.
What the fuck are you talking about?
They got 20 billion?
20 billion, I wouldn't be down there.
I know.
We'd be over in, me and you.
Boy.
20 billion.
Somebody got to break the Guinness Book of World Records for sucking my dick in a row
for the longest amount of time.
All the way down to the Titanic.
To work, back home, in the car.
Yo, when you get lightheaded,
my whole life.
You gotta make my shit numb
if I got 20 million.
Y'all think I'm ruthless now.
20 million, I could put that idea together.
Hey, we gonna say we was on there.
Yo, 20 billion, we was on there.
The plastic surgeon is waiting on deck.
Where do y'all fall on gifting your partners,
funding their business as a gift,
or starting their business as a gift?
I love that.
I think it's fire.
Investment.
If it's your real significant other,
I think it's fire.
Not marriage, but.
No, no.
Your significant other.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm with that.
Not like this.
Not shorty.
So you're not pressing them
about equity in the business
or interest?
No, no, no.
Nope.
It's a gift.
Instead of buying you
shoes that you're not
going to wear in two years,
it don't matter.
Are you going to put
your name down on the...
Before you hear him,
Big Dick Darryl.
It don't matter.
All right, nigga.
If it's your girl, your girl girl, and you can afford to do that, I think that that's fly.
200,000, we not put no clauses on the money or nothing?
No.
Okay.
What if it's a really good idea?
What if she pops?
You potting?
Well, yeah.
Because you came in here and argued with me the other day.
I said, yo, if I loan a nigga 100 bands, I want my name on the property.
You said, what? You want your name on the property. He said, what?
You want your name on the property for a punk ass 100 grand?
He did.
That's a totally different scenario.
It's my girl.
That's your friend.
It's my girl.
That's your friend.
I know.
Keep going.
So what if the idea is-
Keep going.
And your friend came to you not with a business idea.
He just needed his money.
I know.
That's why I was judging you.
That's different from starting somebody's business
and then it grows to be fucking Apple or something
and you just left with,
oh, that was my girl back then.
That's not the same.
But y'all are cool with that.
That should be happening.
I'm not saying I'm not.
No, no, no.
I think so.
Yeah, I'm definitely for that. No, I didn't. I think so. Yeah, I'm definitely for that.
No, I didn't.
I definitely invest in my significant other's business,
but there's going to be some provisions in there.
No, we're partners, dog.
We 50-50, nigga.
I'm giving you the gift as a partner.
Here we go.
I got 50%.
And your other 50% is yours.
Go to my lawyer.
I got the lawyer for you, too.
I'm going in at the party, nigga.
The gift come with me.
Your party's going to be like, as the business grows,
just cash out me my portion.
You told that the day after Christmas.
Yo, cash out me my rent.
Yo, what's your thing?
Nah, nah, I'm not.
I'm with you.
Same thing.
Some shit be popping off, nigga.
Nigga, while she's over there, somewhere in fucking Sandro, whatever it is.
Sandropay?
Yeah, wherever that shit is, nigga.
Whatever it is.
Yeah, that was a test.
That was a test.
That was a test.
Yeah.
You in the Bronx somewhere, or in Harlem and Wagner, nigga, looking crazy, nigga.
3F.
That's the risk you take.
No?
Anthony Anderson ordered to pay $20,000 a month in spousal support.
That was along with a lump sum that he had to pay.
How do we feel?
I mean, the rules of spousal support are You gotta maintain A certain standard of living
That you already had
And then I think
You gotta pay for the duration
Of how long you were married
Right
So if you was married
Like six years
I think you gotta pay it
For six years
I want my prenup
To just say nah
Like one page
Shouldn't cost too much
To draw it up
Nah
Them twelve pair
Of red bottoms you had
Yeah take them.
My shit's just gonna say,
don't think so.
You tried it.
Hey, whatever the fuck
plan you got.
Never.
Nah.
How long you been married?
Oh, I don't know.
I didn't research this shit.
Oh.
I just looked at the blog.
Think I'm home researching
Anthony Anderson. You know what's fucked up? I was home researching Anthony Anderson.
You know what's fucked up?
I was home pocket watching, though.
Man, Jim.
I was like, hmm, 20 a month.
You have to pay the 250.
Oh, bro.
What's wrong with you, yo?
Yo.
It's like, oh, he ain't as prominent as I thought.
Yo, shit. This nigga's I thought. Y'all ain't shit.
This nigga's not y'all.
Good old blackish.
Stop, that's fucked up.
Stop it, somebody.
Stop it, somebody.
You're telling yourself to stop, nigga.
20 a month, you better get out of there and shut your mouth.
Just be happy.
For real.
All right. I can tell when I'm making
People uncomfortable
The child support payment
Conversation always makes
Y'all uncomfortable
No that was spousal support
Yo
What's up with you
That's foul
She's shooting back at us
You be shooting at me
Now she's shooting back at us
Those are the little
Those are the little
37F shit
She said it was 33 Why you You notice we get A little uncomfortable You be shooting at niggas. Now she's shooting back at us. Those are the little... She ain't like that little 37F shit.
She said it was 33.
You notice we get a little uncomfortable when the child support topic comes up?
She said it was 33B.
Oh, God.
Stop making me relive it.
Not the middle.
The middle.
That was nasty.
I'm with you.
Right.
It was nasty work.
The middle and the back of the plane.
That was crazy.
More inside jokes.
All right.
Is there anything else that we need to lend our powerful voice to?
What's wrong?
Nigga.
The court ordered him to pay 20K a month.
However, should his gross income be in excess of 2 million,
he got to pay an additional 20% of the gross amount.
That would increase her payment to 400K.
So the more money he make,
let me hold up.
I think that's a great deal.
You know niggas don't be going in with their real documents.
If he makes excess of 2 million,
she gets 400.
I think she already got 2 or 250 was the number,
so it just goes up a little more.
Does it say how long they've been married?
I don't think he's getting cracked.
No, he not.
That's not cracked is all I'm saying.
It may not be the greatest, but we've heard.
He keeps the house in Encino in a 2004 Land Rover.
Who's she going to have?
I told you.
Ah! You called it! 2004 what? She kept the 2022 Mazda.
So the writer's strike is rumored to be close to an end.
That's weird.
He can't wait.
Yo.
That's my man, too.
Nah, nah.
That's my man.
That's my man, for real.
Stop.
And they can follow me.
Stop.
That's my man, too.
I know.
He cool, too.
What's the Mazda's...
How does the 2020 Mazda look you think?
I would not know
Okay
You know like the old Mazda
The box shit from back in the day
My TV don't even show Mazda commercials
I have no idea
I'd be on Hulu though
So
Hulu
Without the ads
I'd be on the ad for you
Moving right along How do y'all feel about the actors? Oh shit Writers and actors Without the ads. I'd be on an ad for you.
Moving right along.
How do y'all feel about the actors?
Oh, shit.
Writers and actors strike.
Nah, they need to end that shit.
I'm starting to run out of shit to watch.
It's bad right now.
And the shit that's,
you can tell where the strike is affecting the shit that's airing.
Oh, yeah.
I watched that last episode of Winning Time.
It was like, oh, we're done.
Nigga, I'm watching The Chi,
and I'm like,
out of loyalty,'m watching tommy
and i think them niggas went to middle school i'm trying to get shoot them niggas some bell
support them white shows it's 50 what that mean it's. It's the white leg of 50.
Stupid, yo. I went to the movies last night to see a white movie.
What'd you see?
Haunting in Venice.
I don't even know what that is.
Make sure I'm saying the name right.
Y'all might just, y'all don't be knowing shit, though.
I just haven't heard any real movies out right now.
Some movie buff shit.
No, because there ain't shit out there right now.
Expendables is out.
Here it is.
Haunting.
Right.
Haunting in Venice.
Yes, I had it correct.
I went to see this movie.
And did you stay awake?
And I was in the commercial and the trailer looked really good.
And why do you keep sending shots at me?
Did you?
Melissa Ford.
Yes.
I like the action of going to the movie theater.
Me too.
That's what I like.
I don't care if I stay awake, go to bed. I like ordering shit in there, kicking the movie theater. Me too. That's what I like. I don't care if I stay awake,
go to bed.
I like ordering shit in there,
kicking the seat back,
not paying attention
to the phone for two hours.
I like seeing
the coming attractions.
They got some
ill killer shoot-em-up movie
coming out next month.
I saw that
in the coming attractions.
But the movie itself
wasn't that good.
It wasn't that good.
They got a John Wick
spinoff that's coming on
I don't know nobody
in this movie.
I think Amazon Prime or one of the stations that y'all.
John Wick got a spinoff.
It's called The Continental.
I saw that.
You ever seen John Wick's?
Yes.
Any of them.
So you know The Continental is the spot where they go to for the safe haven for all the killers.
They blew it up.
That bar with all the cheap shots?
The racist bar downtown?
That's got it right here, yo.
But they got a spinoff called The Continental.
It's just showing all of the killer niggas, the hitmen.
They all got a series.
It look kind of fire.
The new Saw comes out next Friday.
Nope.
I'm good.
They kind of lost me.
That's cool.
That's your shit.
That's cool.
I purchased the whole left side's tickets.
I purchased until they told me I couldn't purchase anymore
because I don't want people in front of me, behind me,
or next to me when this drops.
The final one, he found out that them niggas didn't really cure his cancer
back in the day.
He about to kill all of them.
The whole hospital.
The whole hospital.
Oh, man.
Show the writer, Triller.
The cancer is still there, it seems.
Oh, I have some unfinished business then.
You got me.
Yo, did y'all hear about this new shit?
It's called The Killers of the Flower Moon.
Yeah, Leonardo DiCaprio, Martin Scorsese.
That shit looks good. That shit looks good. That shit looks good.
That shit looks good.
Come on, next month.
I'll be there.
I'm in there for that one.
Apple did it too.
Robert De Niro's in that too.
That shit looks crazy.
Robert De Niro's in that too.
It's Robert De Niro.
De Niro.
And Leo.
Leonardo DiCaprio.
Scorsese did it.
Lily Gladstone.
Jesse Plemons.
Who's watching this baby?
One of his wives.
Slap sneak.
Hey, hey.
On Netflix, I'm watching, they got our season two of the Murdoch family.
I started it.
Yeah, Murdoch.
Anything with that family, I'm clicking on it.
That shit bugged out.
I didn't watch the first one until I saw that they released the second one.
So I caught up the whole first one and the first episode of the second one.
Yeah, no, he's super shady
no they bugged out
he's super shady
and he did that shit
the Murdoch
the Murdoch family
the South Carolina people
the South Carolina family
gotcha gotcha gotcha
that killed the young boy
on the boat
killed the housekeeper
Obama and him cousins
and he killed his
okay that's aggressive
Obama's cousin
explain it with me
move along oh exactly uh yeah the guy ended up killing his wife and his son it's a mess but it's on netflix check it out
if you want to see it um hbo max yeah look at the nba i think this is a pretty quick hit but um
i can tell us what we did, some research,
I believe.
Yeah,
so the Warner Brothers Discovery umbrella
is launching something,
Bleacher Report Sports.
It's live sports
that they're going
to be airing
on the Max app.
It's,
they got like
65 NBA games,
All-Star Weekend,
the entire playoffs inside the NBA.
They're also going to have March Madness over there.
It's a new, it's an add-on to Max.
It's going to be free for, I think, up until February of 2024.
And then after that, it's going to be an additional $10.
I thought the variety strike was going to last a little while.
Yeah.
But I mean, they own the networks.
So what they're doing is just bringing them to Max.
It's really only two channels in the world, huh?
It's headed there.
It's headed there.
It's close to it, though.
It's already close to it.
Everybody's just fighting for a way to, you know, I want to keep you here.
I don't even want you to go to another app for anything.
Hey, but listen, I love HBO.
So I'd rather be there than somewhere else.
Yeah, I'll take it.
I'll take it.
I'll take it.
They got live news and sports now, too.
I'm in there.
Is it exclusive?
No, no.
Okay.
I mean, they own the network, so it's not like a new deal or anything.
Okay.
But it's not running in competition with TNT?
They own it.
They own it.
Oh, okay, okay.
Got it.
Got it. Got it.
We got any good part of the shows out there?
I don't know what this dude Hanif is talking about.
What's up?
Longtime listener since episode one
of I'll Name This Podcast later.
Just got one question.
If your girl makes more than you in her field,
but you still a real nigga,
so you can still show up in ways that she can't for you
so as i'm being crucified about not making the same or more but somehow some way you hit me up
asking for money i send you more than what you asked for when we go out when we go out we get
the whole thing even dessert even my card goes on the table no decline or none of that broke nigga shit bills paid by me
i'd be one to ask her is she crazy but i don't want to set off no argument because i feel like
even if she feels like she's right i'm always right
i don't care how loud you yell and scream tell Tell me what y'all think, man. Because if we keep having this argument, I'm going to just slide because I love you.
But I was cool before you got here.
He's frustrated.
Yes, that is clear.
I'd be frustrated, too, if my girl was barking at me about some fucking splitting the bill at the restaurant.
Or whatever they need to split the bill on.
Can't split the bill for the restaurant.
Huh? Can't split the bill for the restaurant
Huh can't split the bill for the restaurant. What should we make it say even if you write I'm always right
Probably
Sorry, it's not like you want us to tell you to leave like you just know you done with it. Yeah
You believe leave Go ahead Salute
I was going to loss
Same
Like what
He was asking for advice
Well listen
The dude underneath him
Has
Three different messages
That
And they're long
And they say
A different perspective for Flip
A different perspective for Mel
A different perspective for Joe And he's going for Mel, a different perspective for Joe.
And he's going in.
Pick one and I'll read it.
Flips.
Flips.
For sure.
Sorry, buddy.
Flip.
A different perspective for Flip.
Episode 647,
one hour and 24 minutes and 48 seconds on the pod.
Flip mentioned that he was mad at his loved one who decided to self-transition.
People think it's selfish.
Imagine a boxer getting beat up and tells his trainer to throw in the towel.
What if the trainer, the referee, the opponent, the audience, the announcer and the rest of the world refuse to stop the fight and they just tell the boxer no it's okay just keep going you got it
just keep fighting don't quit now you might win meanwhile the boxer who knows himself more than
anyone else is saying no for real please stop this fight please people who say self-transitioning
is selfish are truly the selfish ones oh yeah i think i said that in this conversation uh they
don't want to lose their loved ones regardless if the loved one wants to stop the fight.
They don't want to deal with the pain of not having them.
So they would rather keep them around suffering just to fill the void their transition will create.
Oh, yeah, I agree. It's the ego that makes us say, I know things will get better for you.
Don't cut your life short. Even though we say it with pure and genuine intentions,
we are still dismissing the person's feelings and even using FOMO as a tactic to convince them or persuade
them. Unfortunately, a byproduct of our pure intentions results in a confirmation to the
self-transitioning person that we really don't understand them. Ego and narcissism gets us mad
about someone who self-transitioned, someone who took matters into their own hands, someone who put their self first and said enough is enough.
Flip, respectfully, don't be mad
and don't let it bring you down.
Instead, champion it.
Champion it because they were brave enough
to take matters into their own hands.
They, God, or anyone, follow your heart
regardless if it doesn't make sense to anyone else.
Always do what feels right to you.
We could travel through time
and remember our loved ones via memory.
Whenever you catch yourself really missing them,
stop and think about your favorite moment with them.
Think about the smallest details.
Remember your inner voice or inner dialogue
during that moment.
Speak out to them as if they were right next to you.
Although they aren't here with us in the physical,
their soul and energy will always remain.
You crying, guys? and energy will always remain. You crying?
No.
Oh, shit.
Speaking of that episode,
Angus Cloud's cause of death was released and determined.
Accidental overdose.
Fentanyl.
And methadone.
Rest in peace.
What do you think, Foot?
Rest in peace.
So it wasn't because of his dad?
What do I think about Foot? Rest in peace So it wasn't because his dad? What do I think about
I understand his perspective
I respect it
I stand on the ledge
That I stand on
But I can see
Where he's coming from
And I salute him
Thank you
Thank you for your kind words
Anything else besides that
Will come off as ignorant
Okay
Nah, that's not true
You've read me and Mel too
I disagree with him though No, no I, too. I disagree with him, though.
Oh.
Yeah.
No, no, I respect his words.
I disagree with him.
I understand what he's saying.
I'm just saying,
if I say my response
is usually ignorant.
You know how many people
said that they were
in the process
of self-transitioning
and then life turned
amazing for them?
So I do think
it's a personal decision,
but I don't think
that your family members
or your loved ones
are necessarily being selfish.
We've had instances where
somebody went through a breakup
and through that breakup they tried to
take their own life and life
turned amazing for them after they
recovered from that breakup.
You got kids,
you might have other, you know what I'm saying, that need you.
I just think that, you know, it's a case
by case basis and everybody got their own opinion.
What he said to you, though?
And Mel.
You want me to read what he said to me?
Yeah, and Mel.
Oh, both?
Please.
You?
It's as long as the other one?
They both long?
He said they all long.
Sheesh.
Yours first.
Mine before Mel's.
Yes.
Why?
Which one's better?
Let's skip me.
Let's do them in order.
It's flipped, then it's Mel, then it's me.
Okay, sure.
My fault.
A different perspective from Mel.
This is a dialogue, 58 minutes and 31 seconds in.
Mel, you said you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.
You're embittered and jaded if you have no hope and you think that all men are the same.
Or you're naive and foolish because you have the audacity to believe somebody.
Let me preface this by saying I don't want to belittle or criticize anyone's experience,
trauma, or trauma response. I just want to offer a different perspective. Life is filled with
experiences. We as humans put the label of good or bad. We have the power to label our experiences,
but in reality, they are just experiences. Regardless of the good or bad. We have the power to label our experiences, but in reality, they are just
experiences. Regardless of the good or bad label, it's our life experiences that make us stronger
and helps us in future situations. It's like a superhero having a utility belt. When shit hits
the fan, the superhero just goes into their experience bag and pulls out what they need
for the current situation. You are the superhero. In the midst of what you
may call a bad experience, you only see what's happening in that moment. Zoom out and know that
wisdom will be gained from that experience despite you labeling it as a bad one. Give thanks and be
grateful for the experience because it's the universe showing you someone's true colors.
It's the universe giving you the experience to share with someone who will go through it for the first time and you'll have the words to guide them.
In the moment, it's a bad experience, but it will always serve a bigger purpose for you in the grand scheme of things.
In regards to the damn if you do damned if you don't statement, how about you're not damned at all?
Just take it for what it is.
Gain the experience and the wisdom and just keep it moving.
A bee goes from flower to flower looking to collect the experience and the wisdom and just keep it moving. A bee goes from
flower to flower looking to collect the flower's pollen or nectar. Susan's bag. Yeah, he's going
crazy. If it goes to a flower that is completely wiped out, it simply flies to the next flower.
The bee isn't jaded by the empty flower and they aren't naive because they keep looking for other
flowers. The bee doesn't have unresolved trauma or baggage
because of the empty flower it takes it for what it is and just keeps it going and just keeps going
oh this guy's i like i like look at this guy it's a guy or girl uh dj moises salute salute
let me see a different perspective for jo. The Joe Bud network is doing amazing.
It has great content and is very entertaining. The JBN is also lacking depth.
There are levels depths to the ocean. Every level has its own unique characteristics.
The deeper the level, the crazier shit gets. But regardless of which level you're at, each level started at the bottom and eventually became more surface level as the sea level rose over time. The JBN is the ocean. Oh, we are the ocean. The JVP is at the surface level.
Music and entertainment news with social conversation sprinkled here and there.
The human series interviews goes a little more deep and is a little more introspective.
It's great and it resonates with a lot of people regardless of their choice of entertainment.
Yet, you still don't cover the vast
and unexplored ocean floor.
Joe, you have one hell of a platform
and it's time to step into your purpose.
I'm stepping on purpose.
I can't even read.
Step into your purpose as being of light,
as an empath and as a light worker by doing your part
in raising the frequency of the collective consciousness.
If and when this message resonates with you,
please reach out to me.
I have a proposal for you.
I have a proposal for a new show podcast
based on wisdom gained via my spiritual journey
and awakening.
I have a crazy but true story to tell
that will make people question their entire perspective
of time and
reality. And he left his number there.
Okay.
Crying, man. I'm sad. I'm sad.
You made you cry and pitched
at the same time.
That's gangster. I'm crying
because I haven't read that much in a row
since fourth grade. God
damn. I had to squint. I had to pull it
closer and turn the brightness up. God damn. I had to squint. I had to pull it closer and turn the brightness up.
God damn.
All right.
We got sleepers.
We do have sleepers.
You don't want to reply?
You fish ass nigga?
Fish.
Go deeper.
Hey, yo.
Y'all.
You want me to go deeper?
Wow.
Hey, y'all stop playing
with me like that, bro.
You keep saying this shit.
You stupid ass nigga.
Oh my God.
All right.
Sleepers, sleepers, sleepers.
Sleepers, sleepers.
Where'd you get those sleepers?
Y'all old as hell knowing that.
What's up, Jeepers Creepers?
Let's see.
Damn, what will I play?
Why not?
Hey! Why not? I'm a mean one, I'm a mean one, I'm a mean one, I'm a mean one, I'm a you my blessing, baby Better keep it Cause I'm
A mean one
And I
Mean when I say that I'm done
But I fight for you, boy
Cause what is love if it can't drown in it?
And what is love if it ain't got any?
Tell me what's love if you don't spend time with it
It ain't get tried, but that game fuck with it you don't spend time with it Yeah, they can try, but they can't fuck with it
Not really, not really
They ain't fucking with us
Not really, not really, not really, not really
This love, this love, too real for them
They ain't fucking with us, not really
Never on the inside, baby
You know me better than that
Let's go
Go Sunday with your devotion Alakami your emotions
Put your weight on me, boy I bet I can keep you focused, yeah
Know you repent For every bitch who told a secret
And every bitch who didn't keep it I can tell you never had a bitch who was decent But I'm a mean one
And I mean what I say when I'm done But I fight for your point
What's love if it can't drown in it? And what's love if it ain't got any?
Tell me what's love if you don't spend time with it
Yeah they can try but they can't fuck with it
Not really, not really
They ain't fucking with us
Not really, not really, not really, not really
This love, this love
Too real for them, they ain't fucking with us
Not really
Love will erase you, or love will erase you
Love is impatient, love will replace you
What's love if we don't talk no more
What's love if when you take that love away It don't start no war
What's love if I can't ride with you to die with you
What's love if I can't crawl with you to fly with you
Ain't no sunshine when it go black What's love if you ain't gotta pray for your
soul back What's love if you can't drown in it
What's love if it ain't got any Tell love? What's love? What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love?
What's love? What's love? What's love? What's love? What's love? Brand new music That's Puff and Nova Wave
That record is called What's Love
Track two on that album
Off the Grid and Your Phones
And on DSPs right this very second, man
I love that song
Noob Joban
Yeah, me too
I do, I like it a lot
I'm going off
I'm playing something off of Doja Cat's album, man.
Fire. I'm going to play one of the- Fire. What do you want me to do? It's fire.
Stupid ass shit is hot. But I'm not even going to play one of the hard rap records,
though. This one is just parts we were talking about how I said it gets a little different at
the end. Yeah. This record is called Often. oh You must do this often You must do this all again
You must do this all, oh, oh
Baby, it's so telling
What you can do
It's a simple understanding do Is
I can't help but wonder why You got so much more of your seeds
You wanna make sure I don't need
My own and what is this now?
You must make your destiny so proud
Where you've all been grinding on me
You got more than something I need
You must do this often
Practice on your own
You must do this often
You must do this often
You must do this often
You must do this often
I just wanna watch you sick again And I'll hold her again
Oh, superstar, professional You already made the world
I wanna do intervals Now that's okay
Cause when you break your tongue, I wonder
I can't help but wonder why
You got so much more of your scene
You wanna make sure that no need
My heart won't end, what is this now?
You must make your daddy so proud
When you're off and riding on me
You got more than something I need And that record is Often off of Doja Cat's new project, which is called Scarlet.
Alright.
I'm going to play El Camino and Specter Neck.
This is Victory. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, I probably won't get all the flowers that I deserve
It don't surprise me at all when people go back on they word
I ain't really notice much until I sit back and observe
Cutting off my loose ends was when I really struck the nerve
Of these niggas performing at a high level
When I look at these demons, I say bye devil
You couldn't see where I'm coming from at a high level
Winding down a bitch, but I ain't much of a wine fellow
Proudest on me was high yellow, a wise fellow
Only time I don't stand tall is besides mellow
Catch a breeze, watch the sky settle
They keep it a secret, but I tell you
It's more than life, you could get rich if you play it right
I was young out on that street, nowhere to stay at night
Learned a few different hustles, and that's what changed my life
Felt like I had to tell my story, so that made me right
What I had to do was wrong, but I made me right
Suppressions all on the nines, we had shady nights
I was stressing just a little bit, I lived a crazy life
What I did was probably wrong, but I made me right
When she wake up, I'm gone, I don't stay tonight
Rebel The life we know
El Camino, what's good?
Salud Top of the world, tryna see it like DiCaprio
Mine on my money so I will ghost the baddest hoe
Facts, bro, don't ever confuse me for the usual
Peace, I'm Iron, that's your highness, who is you?
Only rockin' with my A.L. like types
Who do it king size, these haters on they network
Commentating from ringside, my queen ride
Be wise, it's a dangerous game
I'm game, I'm probably copping new
Bracelet and chain, see me floating
Knowing the road is rough, just to get here
And I ain't give it up, switch it up
Snitch or dress with
You can feel my fire inside, if you step near
What can a closed mouth say
Falling on deaf ears They told me trust the process
Never the lust or obssess Put your feet down
Stand up and fuck the nonsense Most of my niggas is facing incarceration
So I'ma say less Feds tapin' this conversation That's Victory, El Camino, Inspector Deck. I haven't heard Deck rap like that in a long time, so it's good to hear.
What you playing, Ish?
Inspector Deck.
I'm going to Destiny Rogers.
The song is called Save My Love.
Shout out to Jilly T.
All right. Baby, come close
Your mama don't know
Won't hurt
Move your lips slow
While I move my hips slow
Don't be nervous
And when you lay right there, swearing on your body
There's nothing I won't do
And I'll save it all for you, for you, for you
Baby, I'll save my life for you, for you, for you
Baby, I'll save it all for you, for you, for you
Baby, I'll save my life for you, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, you, you, you You got me undone
How you speak with your tongue
I know that language
You got this all night
Body feeling bright You got this all night Body feelin' right
You're my favorite
And I save it all for you, for you, for you
Baby, I save my life for you, for you, for you
Baby, I save it all for you, for you, for you, baby I'll save it all For you, for you, for you, baby I'll save my life
For you, you, you, you, you, you, you
You're a title
You're a way to show me
You're a fight As Destiny Rogers saved my love
I bop.
Mm-hmm.
Have you actually got mine?
I do.
Okay.
Mine is called Tell Me by Juniper and Sango featuring Xavier Omar.
All right. Lalalala
Não deixa nada te influenciar Só vamos começar
Se tudo que posso encontrar Faz nada igual a você Então deixa eu te dizer
O que eu quero é só tentar Faço tudo por você
Se eu pudesse, eu vou tentar
É isso, sem você não é fácil controlar A saudade vem bater e não consegue mais parar
Tô bebando aqui, não quero chorar Mas pra que fingir se cê me faz lembrar?
Meu lance com você é mais forte que eu
Tô tentando melhorar mas
Não vou mentir, não te verão
É fácil pra mim, como assim não sou eu, é você?
Outra vez
Não deixa nada te influenciar
Só vamos acontecer
Sem tudo que posso encontrar
Faz nada igual com você Então deixa eu te dizer
Baby eu quero só tentar Fazer tudo por você
Tell me that you wanna try
You can keep the keys baby you can keep the Prada
I'ma beat the piece and release, soube nada
Used to keep it hot for me like a Sllob But now it's only real, real
Baby, I'm a little selfish
Feeling better and I'm loving what my hell
I'm looking good, I can't help it
See what you like on it
Bet you're looking back twice on it
Growing cause I love myself
Had to get to know myself
Even when it hurts like hell
Showing up for me for sure Even though you cross my mind
Show up on my phone sometimes
I just hit the climb
Você tá aqui e nem olha pra mim O tempo passa, mas não passa aqui
Sem você eu juro já perdi A felicidade que viv vive aqui dentro de mim
Não importa o lugar, eu sempre vou te procurar
Em cada beijo, em cada olhar
Eu não sei o que fazer, eu tento mas me diz porquê
Eu só quero conversar, mas só comigo aqui não vai melhorar C, that is Tell Me, Juniper and Sango featuring Xavier Omar.
Wait, who the fuck?
What is going on in here when I step outside?
Tudor Santango.
It was my pick.
I'd have been waking up every day.
Genie Mayo family would have been been hearing Trap or Die.
Yeah.
Last time I checked.
I would have did a live performance in my living room.
That's what I'm saying.
How can we have differences?
The baby be asleep.
How can we have differences in family values when I made Trap or Die?
I mean Thug Motivation.
And Trap or Die, nigga I mean Thug Motivation. And Trap or Die, nigga.
But Thug Motivation,
oh yeah, all them shit.
I would play my whole discovery.
It's like when I used to meet new girls
and play the OLS series.
Just so they know what time it is.
They always know what you're getting into.
Yeah, yeah.
Don't say it was a surprise.
I'm nuts.
This is what I think about things
in a relationship.
Yeah. Coming off the record
Report it
Send it over Drake
Good pod today man
Fun loving light hearted
You know what your butter's all about.
I hate y'all.
Heavy air play all day.
With no course.
Y'all don't think I'm lighthearted?
No, you are.
You're lighthearted.
You are.
Nobody else wants to?
No?
Okay.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it. You got it. You got it. You got it. You? Okay. You got it.
Mel canceled that flight so fast.
She ain't even wait for the travel agent and wait, what?
I hope you got insurance, big dog.
She deaded that one, boy.
Fuck them sons.
The moon.
Mel, what you doing this weekend, yo?
Enough.
Enough.
I'm coming.
Where's that?
Where's that?
I'm near.
Call the accountability partners.
I had a real active week, so I'm probably going to. Lay low?
Nah, nah, nah.
Chill out a little bit?
Nah, nah, nah.
I think I'm going to drive down to Philly.
Oh.
What's the car?
In the loaner?
In the test driver car?
Yeah.
I just charged the battery. Girls do shit like that, right?er? In the test driver car? Yeah, I just charged the battery.
Girls do shit like that, right?
Like putting mouths on the test car.
Yeah, I want to open that shit up on the freeway.
When do you have to bring it back?
Monday.
They gave it to me for five days.
Oh, they really want you to get that motherfucker.
Oh, yeah, they really want me to get it.
So, you know.
Well, go now.
Yeah.
I want to hear more about this,
but the producers are in my ear
right this second.
What's up?
What y'all doing this weekend?
I got no plans.
I have no plans this weekend.
I'm filming some shit this weekend.
Are you filming?
Yes.
Okay.
Some content, content, content.
I am content.
You know the vibes.
I don't know what that is.
I don't know what that show is.
Ish Ice, Sparks, weekend, weekend. No big plans, no big plans. I don't know what that show is. Ish Ice, Sparks, Weekend.
No big plans.
No big plans.
I'm going to hit the spot tonight.
That's about it.
Okay.
Big Mel might need to pull up that electric car to the spot.
I mean, extend the invite.
I still don't know where it is.
Get you one of them Doughboy niggas.
Drive you crazy.
You'll fall for him, too.
Hey. You'll get a divorce in a day
What am I doing?
What am I doing?
I'm looking to be surprised
Watching the Colorado game
Tomorrow for sure
Who y'all got?
Who y'all got?
Who y'all got?
I'm going for my Buffaloes man
I'm going for the Buffs
Even if I'm not
Me too
They said that
Shout out to Coach Prime
And Coach Slime
They said that
They set a record
For the Colorado
Colorado State game
It was 9 million people
That was the most
I ever viewed
Late night game
On ESPN
Ever
So basically
He's transcending sports
Because he's bringing
Our culture over
To college football
More than it was
So shout out to Prime
Definitely shout out to Prime
What would you do
If you couldn't teach?
Learn Definitely a child to prime. What would you do if you couldn't teach? We gotta go to dinner
Was are you on the spot tonight?
They can't see you I mean they can't hear you
Nah we can do that
Alright
Man you're gonna have to walk to the bathroom
Bring your checkbook
I don't have a checkbook
How old
How old is this nigga man
We know
You have a checkbook
But do you have one
Yeah I got one
Why
Cause a lot of times
I pay my subs in check
Oh you got to Give yourself some room right In case you wanna bounce That motherfucker on these niggas Yeah, I got one. Why? Because a lot of times I pay my subs in check.
Oh, you got to give yourself some room, right?
In case you want to bounce that motherfucker on these niggas. No, nigga.
So the accountant can have an easy time doing what he do.
Talk about it.
Okay.
I feel you on that.
I got people that's trying to, you know what I mean?
Right.
Mel, you got checkbook?
I do.
For the same reason.
Yeah, I don't use it very often.
Yeah, I don't use it at all yeah I got I don't use it at all I got it you I do I just want to check yes I need to be around cooler people
why y'all losers like some companies don't give you check yeah they're not taking a sale and then
I throw it at them I throw it back at at them. Bitch, what I look like?
I'm not using a check.
Who am I writing a check to?
I'm not talking about
Ish's business with Hal.
I keep it around
because I never know
what the routing number is.
It's in the app.
Eh?
No more.
Eh, this is easier
to just look at the checkbook,
get the routing number
and the account number
and then send it to
whoever's wiring you with some money.
Yeah.
Salute.
Shout out to the routing.
You niggas is poor as hell.
The checkbook is not poor.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
What are you talking about?
Yes, it is.
I'm telling you something.
That's not true.
I never heard that before.
They're not telling y'all.
What's rich? Wire?
Here's an accountant that handles that.
Yeah, why are you even looking at this shit?
Y'all remember this
when we eat lamb chops.
Keep us in your prayers.
My prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu.
Bring my beer back.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
Remember, life is a series of moments, and I couldn't
be happier to have these moments with these
people. Come on, man.
No place
else I'd rather be.
Shout out to y'all out there, man.
None of this is possible without y'all.
I love y'all, yo.
I love y'all.
Put your lighters up. Put your lighters up.
Put your lighters up.
There you go.
Hey, you remember.
Everybody put their lighters up in the sky real quick.
Hold on, we're about to sit down.
I used to burn this shit out of my...
Hey!
I still got it.
Come on, wave the lighters from side to side.
They just say put your phone lighters.
Everybody light your phone.
Turn your phone on.
Turn your phone on.
Light this piece up.
If you're not going to be behind the garbage in the parking lot, suck it.
Yo, yo.
That's what they be saying.
If you don't suck dick in the parking lot.
What a nasty place to suck dick.
Rats running by your feet.
Hard ass ground.
Who the fuck?
I thought the Saturn was bad.
The parking lot.
Outside by the dumpster.
It smelled like the garbage juice. Rats running around.
You can't even get this shit off properly.
This nigga sucking the softy.
I can't stay hard around rats.
Sorry.
I don't normally perform this way.
I'm a grown up.
Not only am I drunk, there's rats around me.
The fuck?
And you wasn't the cutest.
Gosh, there's so many reasons why I'm not erect right now.
Holy shit.
You can't scream everything from the stage, man.
You cannot do it.
All right.
Where they went?
I don't know.
You ain't going to find out.
I will.
When we're not recording.
Nigga scratching his face.
Yo, niggas get to try.
No, no, no, no.
I was going to say something slick, you know, about outside.
It's not me, man.
And what you said about me, man.
You know what I'm saying?
I said something about you outside?
Yeah, no, you didn't say nothing.
You said you just can't wait until you're about to get rid of me earlier than expected.
Oh, facts. Yes Yes, you know you keep y'all niggas keep talking like I don't have an option at the end of the tour
Oh, I think I got a rethink things to look now
I'll preview the friendships at the end of the review. I think you need to review this shit now
So it's much easier for you Wow
Well, I thought it started today. You see we started
We back original oh, yeah, we back, original.
Oh, then you came in.
That hurt his feelings.
No, it didn't.
That hurt his feelings.
Look, when we do this, Mel don't know which side to be on.
No, I didn't hurt my feelings.
You're my man.
I think you know that I'm smarter than that, man.
I do.
I think you know that.
You know, it's like, look.
No matter what happens at the end of the contract, I love you.
No matter what happens, I love you too.
We did it up this year.
We did.
Come on, man.
We did.
I ain't have no complaints.
I took this shit to new levels.
I did acknowledge that, you know, you guys did a great job for me.
My man, I love you.
Oh, fuck.
What is happening?
Don't be lost.
This is what's happening.
This is exactly what's happening.
Don't be lost.
We see all these niggas.
We know what's happening.
Everybody look like, what the?
Flip and I are providing entertainment portion of this pod while y'all sitting, look pretty.
Do not pull me to the side, leave me in the hallway. Hey, buddy. portion of this pod while y'all sit and look pretty.
Do not pull me to the side and leave me in the hallway.
Hey, buddy, are you okay?
Where you going?
I love Mel.
Mel be trying to check on niggas on the side.
Oh, my God, I love her.
She flipped your whole arm.
Hey, buddy, was that real?
I don't want to talk about it now, but when I was outside, she flipped on me.
She flipped.
Today?
Yeah, I thought it was like that when you came in. She flipped on me. I see. Flipped. Today? Yeah. I thought it was like that when you came in.
She flipped on me.
Damn, man.
Man.
And I was joking with her.
I was like, oh.
Then she said, you're gaslighting me.
You know I don't flip unprovoked.
That's true.
You know, yeah.
She said I was gaslighting her.
Because I said, are you okay?
Are you having a bad day?
Were you gaslighting her?
Yes.
I was aware of what I, yeah did I love gaslighting I started to She said, what the fuck is going on here? My girl Viola.
I love her.
That Viola cried.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no