The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 661 | "Listeners Don’t Care"
Episode Date: September 27, 2023The JBP returns with a full docket as they begin with sharing their thoughts on the announcement that Usher will perform at halftime for Super Bowl LVIII in Las Vegas (24:28). Joe wants to discuss the... weird obsession from the media over Travis Kelce & Taylor Swift (48:13), Kerry Washington reveals learning that her dad is not her biological father (1:25:28) which leads the pod to debate about parenting and requesting DNA tests (1:45:45), Beyoncé’s ‘Renaissance World Tour’ continues to be impressive (1:51:17), and Flip has a question for the pod on handling representation when they inflate your rates for extra money (2:02:14). Also, Pitbull & Drag-On are beefing (2:30:10), Flip responds to Tasha K’s recent comments about Joe & the Bionic Six (2:34:10), Parks is hype over his Dolphins (2:57:40), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Adrian Marcel (feat. Wale) - “Waiting” Ice | Tyga, YG, & Lil Wayne - “Brand New” Parks | Nick Grant - “BRAVO” Ish | Jastin Martin - “Ends” Melyssa | Emotional Oranges - “Better Apart”
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Why y'all always think
y'all can't call me
on being foul?
That's foul when I come in
with my thigh meat on.
That's extra crazy.
That's crazy.
Niggas in the street
be talking to me about that.
They check you?
Yeah.
And what's your response?
I can't go get a little
mint watermelon hookah
without some nigga screaming from the opposite side.
Yo, you know you foul for them shorts, Joe.
Come on.
Come on.
I get it.
But hey, if they calling me to the carpet,
I'm calling y'all to the carpet too.
Fuck y'all talking about?
It's cool.
Fucking trophies.
There's a lot of trophies left from ice.
Them fucking potatoes.
If I had them in another color. I wear them again, right?
Why I think why you're buying another color. No, that wasn't that one bought why you ain't get him in another color
Crying the mail listen I just look like you got a good night's sleep on that new mattress. I'm not playing
Oh, I'm not getting guys today with my phone. I got a phone. So y'all fuck me today. Oh shit
Y'all want me to go home again?
Y'all always want me to go home.
Oh, man.
Fuck out of here.
All right.
Thought we had a guest.
Huh?
Thought we had a guest.
Today?
Some nigga in a nice black G-Wagon had my spot.
That shit was fire.
You seen it?
Nah.
You got a spot?
We got spots. We got spots, huh? Okay. That's some bullshit, Nah. You got a spot? We got spots.
We got spots, huh?
Okay.
It's bullshit, man.
You got spots.
It's cool.
That's black people's problem right there.
What?
What?
Entitlement?
What spots y'all got?
We got spots.
Parking spots.
We got parking spots.
That's like when the drug dealers say that it's they block, right?
Yeah, basically.
All right, got it.
I know I see a spot. All right, got it. I know Ice is mine.
He right next to him.
Yeah.
All right.
The listeners don't care.
The listeners don't care about these fucking spots.
How y'all doing, man?
Good, man.
I'm great.
I started this part a little ashy,
but I was like, you know what?
I'm not mad at that.
I kind of like that sometimes as a man,
get that manual work feel. Here you go, Melissa. I have lotion, you know what? I'm not mad at that. I kind of like that sometimes as a man. Get that manual work feel.
Here you go, Melissa.
I have lotion if you like.
So do I, Miss Honey.
You're not the only baddie in town.
I mean, I just figured you might have forgotten.
He got probably four different lotions.
Yeah, why Melissa be playing with me?
They're different.
Pierre Glossier and all that bullshit.
Yeah, why you play with me?
My bad, I got it all.
You see me looking like this, it's by choice.
And I get mad I go out
with my platonic homegirls
and leave my bag at home
thinking that they gonna have
the girlies in their bag
like lotion and shit.
Yo, you got lotion?
I don't know.
It's your fucking dirty mutt.
Dirty mutt hoe.
Why y'all ain't got no,
why y'all ain't got the girly shit
in your bag for real niggas?
That's why you need your bag.
But whatever. Listeners don't care. Listeners don'tas? That's why you need your bag. Well, whatever.
Listeners don't care.
Listeners don't care.
It's fine.
They don't.
I think that's my title.
Hear that, Tanner?
Listeners don't care.
Listeners don't care.
They don't give a fuck.
How y'all feeling, man?
Is you got that toothpaste on your hoodie?
Like a big child at 50 don't know how to brush his teeth?
Missed his mouth?
Missed his tongue?
Big ass kid.
Boy, he's so childish, yo.
He was in a rush.
He was in a rush.
You know what's funny?
Spin around toothbrush.
Spin around toothbrush.
That is one of them awkward moments for me as a man.
Like when I bend over to brush my teeth, and I'm finished.
Because I be dressed.
I'm stupid.
I don't do it.
You're supposed to do it.
You're supposed to do it prior to.
Before you dress, but I don't do that.
I get dressed and bend over, and now it's such an obstacle making sure that the water
and the shit don't fall under your shirt.
And then you can wash toothpaste like 17 times.
That shit is not going to come out.
It would not come off your clothes.
That shit's annoying.
Oh, my God.
You hear that out there?
Toothpaste Chronicle.
Only here on the JVP.
They can relate.
They can relate.
Ryan, let me see, man.
See if I got some inspiration.
What inspiration do you have for us today?
I know you had some inspiration that you was going to start us off with.
I thought so.
I like it.
It's coming in a future episode.
It is.
That nigga shelved you?
He did.
It's okay.
On a future episode.
Well, I'm not used
to people starting
the Joe Budden podcast
like in a way
Joe Budden wouldn't.
So like,
I just did the request
last week.
I took it.
It was fly.
Like sometimes I'll take it,
but sometimes I got,
you know what I mean?
I totally feel like this is, it was so, it was super fly. No, it was fly. No, it was fly. Don't do that. Like sometimes I'll take it, but sometimes I got
No, what's fly don't do that don't try to divide this couch It was like no you divided it by not playing was fly should play it if it's fly you should have played it
You should play it play it. Let's play it. What are their fly of you to found it first?
No, it's my
Fly either way
It's like what you outvoted.
It would have got flown today if you found it. We want you to play her shit.
We want to hear it.
I hate when, if it is anybody that don't need the victim alley-oop.
I see what y'all are doing.
It's 50 on her own.
She shoots from that.
My girl Mel don't need that victim alley-oop.
If he's about to play what I think he's going to play,
I like this.
No, I'm not.
I got some shit about school.
I got some shit about school that touches my soul.
You know I support anything that supports fuck school.
Go ahead.
For the next 240 years.
Oh, shit.
No.
Yeah, I was lucky enough to have dropped out.
Because I realized early on that these student loans
are basically small business loans,
and the business is you,
and you're maybe not such a great business.
Look, if they call them small business loans,
no 18-year-old kid would ever get the loan
because it's a bad idea for a business.
If you had to go to the bank,
to the small business desk, and ask,
be like, yeah, I'm gonna need $150,000, They'd be like, all right, what's your business idea?
All right, here's the idea. For the next four years, I'm going to get blackout drunk.
But also I'm going to get a degree in sociology.
Sociology? Psychology?
Is that new?
Yeah.
They be like, get the fuck out of our bank.
You're like, that's fine, I will,
but just know that I did have a way to pay you guys back.
Just gonna give you $80 a month for the next 240 years.
Yeah, I'm fucking up too.
After the night.
Oh, you know.
Oh, you know.
Nobody do that around me.
I'm just a playboy.
Ask my, for real
Ayy
Who y'all thought I was starting with, huh?
What they thought was going on?
Energy up when I'm in the building
Shout to the ladies
Ayy
That's right, man
Big male in the building
Fuck these niggas talking about
Ayy
Situation
The hardest of niggas Hit that situation What the fuck do you think I'm talking about? Hey! Situation.
The hardest of niggas hit that situation.
Hell yes.
Every time. Come on, I don't care how many people y'all killed.
In the far side, though, too.
How many, yeah, how many drugs you dealt.
How many times you beat your dad up because he ran away.
You hit that dead.
Situation.
He ran away.
You hit that dance.
Situation will arise in our lives, but you got to be smart about it. Oh, the dumbest of niggas.
I said that right there.
Situation will arise in our lives, but you gotta be smart about it
Celebrations with the guys I sacrificed
I knew you could not sleep when I was by your side
I love you, you are my girl See I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I Girl, cause I'ma be alright tonight You don't have to come
It's okay, girl
Cause I'ma be alright tonight
What song y'all think you're gonna be disappointed
When Usher doesn't perform?
What song will he miss?
We can't get all of them in
Confessions
Good Kisser
I'll be mad if Let It Burn don't play
Good Kisser is not getting played
Well, it might
It might for 10 seconds
Let It Burn fire
You dying for a tongue kiss getting played. Boy, it might. Let it burn, but get paid is too slow. Good kisser? That shit is fire.
And it's up to him.
You dying for a tongue kiss.
You lusty as hell, mama.
What makes you think that I didn't get one this weekend?
You lusty as hell, mama.
Ain't nobody swaps saliva with you.
I think that my fucking temper.
Ain't nobody swaps saliva with you.
Hey!
You was at a tongue kisser this weekend? A friend came to town. Hey! You was out here tongue kissing this weekend?
A friend came in town.
Hey!
A friend!
You did it your way.
Big Mel!
Big Mel!
Why you wearing that long coat, bitch?
Hold up.
In case y'all forgot
who the fuck Big Mel was.
A friend came in town
in the rain.
That didn't mean the flight
was delayed and everything.
They still made it.
Yo, that nigga traveling.
Wait, what?
Yo, wait, what?
Four rainy days in a row?
You might be pregnant.
Yo, this is pregnancy, mother nigga. Four rainy days in a row. You might be pregnant. This is pregnancy, nigga.
Four rainy days.
Now, you know what?
Now, I'm closing the laptop for a minute.
I'm closing the laptop for a minute.
We'll get back to the intro in two seconds.
Four days in a row, my nigga.
You say whatever you want.
I'm on the same wavelength as Ish, only because look in the sky, man.
It's up there.
I know how it goes sometimes
I know it does too
it rained for four days
straight
hard storms
hurricane ish
thunder weather report amber alert
on the phone
crazy shit going on
but somehow this thirsty
ass nigga
this thirst bucket ass nigga
that listened to the pod,
I'm sure like a goof,
waited at the airport,
was there three hours early
for the flight like a nerd,
got snacks,
went to the little bar.
Yeah, by itself.
Probably was texting you from the airport.
I made it safe.
Just got through TSA.
He hooked down, delayed my flight.
Looked a little gloomy.
I had a little dress.
Had a little suitcase on roller skates.
Oh, man.
Duh.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He probably had the people driving him through the shit.
UTSA.
Flight was delayed.
That bitch ass nigga
waited there for hours and hours.
I'm like, oh, Delta with another.
He was talking to the agent.
He was up there
calling the shit an aircraft.
When do you think the aircraft
will be taking off?
Yo, why are we haters like that?
I want to support Mel. You feel that? I want to support Mel.
You feel all that?
I want to support Mel.
No, I did not.
Oh, it's got more questions besides, are you pregnant?
Oh, shit.
Can I ask a question?
Yes.
Was that why you went to Philly?
Oh, I didn't go.
Is that why you didn't go to Philly?
Well, no, the rain is why I didn't go to Philly.
Wait, so this... Philly had nothing to do with this. Where you laid up with, no, the rain is because of why I didn't go to Philly. Wait, so this...
Philly had nothing
to do with this.
Where you laid up
with this nigga in the rain?
I mean...
Yeah, nigga.
Isn't this the definition
of cold weather?
Yo, dog, shitty food.
Yeah, but good movies.
Oh, no.
Good food.
Decent music.
Y'all had a fire stick?
Huh?
Y'all loaded up the fire stick. According to her, she had a fire stick on Huh? Y'all loaded up
the fire stick.
According to her,
she had a fire stick
on right now.
Yeah.
I think,
all right,
that's illegal.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know
if I can say that.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
Oh, my God.
Mel, you laid up
with some nigga
in the rain
listening to the
beautiful sound
at the window
open.
Yeah, music on.
Such a lovely, it is such a lovely picture.
You guys are painting.
Oh my God, I'm so overprotective.
She rushed out of here, you know, last part.
I'm getting the fuck, I gotta go, I gotta date.
I gotta date.
We was talking shit to you.
Oh my God.
You didn't even respond to the nigga.
You usually stop and respond.
Yeah, you fuckers, leave me alone.
You gotta say whatever we want. You gotta fuck on and out. I gotta date. Hey, she ain't forget respond to the nigga. You usually stop and respond. Yeah, you fuckers. Leave me alone. You gotta say whatever we want.
You gotta fuck on and out.
I got a date.
Hey, she ain't forget the dog that day.
No, she didn't.
Come on, Daisy.
Now.
You guys are such haters.
Holy shit.
You had to come back and get the dog again.
You drove Daisy home?
No lies.
No.
Not that day, Joe.
Not that day.
I did drop her off at home.
You drove Daisy home?
No.
What?
I said, come on, Daisy. Let's go. She knew where I had to go. I saw her new friend over. And then drop her off at home. You drove Daisy home? No. What? I said, come on, Daisy.
Let's go.
She knew where to go.
I saw her.
New friend or old friend?
And then I'm starting to pod.
I know y'all hate when we grill Mel about her dating life, but that's why I hired a woman
partly.
Old.
Old.
Make sense?
New friend, old friend?
Old, old.
Old.
Oh, yeah.
Could you possibly rewind that and come again?
Old friend in there? Whatever. Come on, man. Oh, my God. Yo, yeah. Could you possibly rewind that and come again? Old friend in there, whatever.
Come on, man.
Oh, my God.
Yo, Mel, something is up, Mel.
You already know what that is, too?
Right off the glass.
No, no, no.
Right off the glass.
Look.
Right there.
You ain't even got to do the fill out.
You ain't got to do the awkward fill out period with a new nigga.
None of that.
This is.
When he left.
He's still there, nigga.
Shut up. Oh. Shut up.
Oh.
Is this your night?
Wait, wait, wait.
Shout out to the Young Unified, Big Mouth.
Y'all forgot what you want.
Thank you.
What y'all know about it?
Say it, man.
Super A!
Shout out to Cam Magazine!
Every magazine!
My own bottle!
Oh, she ain't doing that part.
She my own bottle!
Tip juice, I keep you
Bad girl!
I hope y'all feeling good out there, feeling great!
Not the bad girl!
We ready to rock!
If you're a bad girl!
All of the love!
Players, when you see me
Act like you know me
I keep a dollar worth of dimes
I don't care if it ain't easy
For all my chicks in the club
I'm tired of that club
If you're a bad girl
Get at me bad girl
You work me baby
Shake it in the way I like I'm ready to be bad Oh, the bad girls were such a layup when this song was out.
All of them just wanted to fuck when it played.
I need a bad girl.
Bad girl.
Get at me, bad girl, bad, bad, get out of here, get out of here. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Microphone check
Fuck is going on out there
You know who it is
You know who we be
You know why we here
You know when we here
Fuck is going on out there
Salute, salute
Salute to the real niggas out there
Shout out to the beautiful ladies out there
Shout out to the ugly women that are listening too
None of this is possible without either of you
Both groups matter
Shout out to the niggas getting money
Shout out to the broke just
trying to pass time not doing that with their lives y'all matter too everybody matters here
ying yang balance duality balance yes yes salute to all different groups and parties and
and parties and conglomerates and subgroups, idiots, geniuses, creators, corporate slaves,
free thinkers, the fucking dirty, dusty sheep
hanging around with wolves and savages
attempting to blend in.
Shout out to everyone.
Salute to you all.
How is my amazing cast doing today?
Jesus Christ.
We're doing well.
Amazing.
A sheep.
Fucking stupid ass sheep.
Fucking masking themselves.
You niggas look like y'all itch when I see y'all.
What?
None of the filters are helping.
You niggas look like you need to fuck
the itchy and scratchy in one.
Niggas look like y'all use the seven in one body wash.
Nasty niggas.
That fucking shiny hair won't save you, nigga.
All right, what's up, man?
What's up?
Listen, now, I'll let the fans know there is threat.
There is a potential threat of a docket lingering.
Number two.
I don't think it's me.
I don't think it's me,
but I can go off at any point.
But it might be someone else.
We'll see how it goes
as the broadcast progresses.
I have been home all weekend
watching The Dark Side of Comedy from Vice.
I want to send my well wishes, warmth, and love out
to all of you comedians out there.
I thought the rappers were bad.
Y'all are a depressed group self-medicating
and yeah, it's nuts. But anyway
not to start dark.
Mel's here, Flip is here, Ish is here,
Freeze is here, Parks is here, Poe is here,
Corey is here, Erickson is here,
Ian is here, Keeb is here,
Gang is all here.
How's everybody doing man?
Talk to your beautiful fan bases.
Fantastic. We well, we well.
Who do you?
You know this, you know this,. We will. It's good. Who do you? You know this.
You know this is the call.
They know it.
Pass that down.
That nigga's still in town.
What?
And you try to trick us trying to come out dressed like a lady like you wasn't being
unladylike this weekend.
What?
Yeah, I know how they do.
Are you kidding?
I watch them get up and get dressed Monday morning, put on some fucking little slacks
and the turtletot, a little black iron.
I'm like, oh, my God.
She has been swallowing cum for four days.
Okay.
Okay.
All right, now.
I'm not talking about Mel.
Man, oh, man.
I'm not talking about Mel.
I'm just saying, you'd be proud as a nigga that just fucked the shit out of them.
I'm like, oh, look at her go.
Still being productive after I destroyed her.
Executive VP.
Yeah, I know.
I know she was tired.
She was VP.
You'd be feeling bad.
I was a rapper.
I didn't have to get up to work.
I was looking at them like,
damn, look at her go.
She is really getting it done,
showing up for her kids.
Fucking, man,
getting home, making lunches and shit.
I just had her head underneath the bed.
Giving orders.
Yeah, working.
She was taking orders all weekend.
God, we was old.
We was old.
Yeah, niggas is old.
What the heck?
You never role play?
No.
Look,
working with you a few months,
I just know how to shut him right down.
You know how to shut him right down.
All you got to do is ask him some real shit
about real life.
No.
Ice, you ever role play?
Yeah.
Parks?
Yeah.
Mel?
Yeah.
Yeah for me.
You?
Oh, shit.
I shouldn't have just assumed.
Nah.
Nah.
It's just too cool for the role play.
It's just too cool to be role playing.
I'm not dating a white girl without role playing.
Nope. Nope. How does it wrong. I'm not dating a white girl without role. No, because his stupid role was in real life.
He showed up for a job to fix a bitch's sink and end up fixing a sink.
That's the plot to 90% of porns.
Yeah, he really ended up fixing a sink.
So that wasn't role playing for him.
He really got paid.
That's stupid, yo.
Stand over you when you.
Anyway, go ahead.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, man. This thing is so stupid. That's my man right there. He caught a flashback. I love him, yo. He's crazy. when you anyway go oh my god oh my god man
this thing is so stupid
that's my man right there
he caught a flashback
I love Bill Bill
he's crazy
he's stupid
he's crazy
what did we start with
I don't even remember
what I was talking about
what's up
we good
chilling
shout to y'all out there
with the overnight bag
in your trunk man
y'all know who I'm talking to
shout to y'all
y'all the real
y'all the real warriors
listen
that used to be
I used to have one
yeah
I'll throw it right to that couch right in that van I used to definitely keep oh y'all talking about y'all the real warriors. Listen, that used to be it. I used to have one. Yeah. I'll throw it right to that couch.
Right in that van.
I used to definitely keep one.
Oh, y'all talking about y'all having one as men.
Yeah.
No, he's talking about the women that have overnight bags in the trunk.
That's y'all real hoes.
A man overnight bag makes you a big hoe.
Y'all caught to that, right?
Makes you hygienic.
Yeah.
No, stop it.
A hygienic hoe.
What the fuck did you talk about?
But you come off like a hoe.
Nah.
You don't think that aesthetic is hoe-like on a man?
No.
A man with an overnight bag, honestly.
No.
No.
All right, I'm asking the rest of the room.
It says that you might get around a little bit.
Flip.
Yes.
Mel.
I just think you're very well prepared.
Yeah, that's it.
See, that's a work in progress where we answer direct questions.
We answered it.
We getting better.
All right, fine.
I'm not staying here moving right along.
See what happens?
I know when to move on.
What's up?
Stupid.
I got some good sleep, too.
Fuck out of here.
Whole war weekend.
Except for one night.
Except for one night.
I was out.
This nigga crazy.
Do you want to tell us where you were?
You spent the night out?
No. Oh, shit. Yo. I don't do that. I don where you were? You spent the night out? No.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
I don't do that.
That's all I have to say.
I don't do that.
No, I know that ain't
really your bag.
That's not your bag.
That ain't mine.
I don't spend the night out.
Nah.
She act like a dude
if I don't text her
when I get home,
but still.
Spend the night out.
Out where?
I stopped going
to girls' houses
at fucking 20.
I know.
That's why you ain't need
an overnight bag.
So y'all was using
an overnight bag
when you stayed at her house?
Yeah, it's probably the overnight bag.
You don't need the overnight bag
at your house.
That's been nice.
But how many days
are you staying for
for the nigga
to need the overnight bag?
Depending on who she is
and how good she comes.
Oh, you was trying to lay up.
Oh, you was dead. You was dead for a while. You know, operating niggas always Oh, you was trying to lay up. Oh, you was dead.
You was dead for a while.
Move operating niggas always lay up.
They had to lay up.
This nigga was moving in.
Anybody turkey lasagna be different, my nigga.
True.
What?
No con, nothing.
Yo.
You the man.
I stand on it.
I seen it with my own eyes.
You ain't got to do this for me.
I seen it.
It's all right, dog.
You got it, dog.
No, you him.
You got it. Turkey lasagna, man. No, you him. You got it.
Turkey lasagna.
No matter how clean the sheets is, you should be good.
What?
Just make it short.
No, I don't do that.
Okay.
No, we ain't doing that.
All right.
I tasted everybody's turkey lasagna during the pandemic.
Oobie me that food, girl.
Oobie, huh?
Yeah, look at your manly. I asked y'all how y'all weekend went, right?
Our weekend is good.
Hold on. So now our first topic is us.
Yo, wait, wait, wait, nigga.
Wait, nigga.
Wait, nigga.
I noticed something.
When we get you, you got a way of really really
face-tied straight plane face like this.
You segway out of shit real good.
I don't be thinking the audience cares.
They only care when it's us.
Cyclops?
The listeners don't like the listeners.
The listeners don't care?
They don't care.
I don't think that highly of myself
to think the listeners care about that.
He got out of that quick.
Sometimes Uber.
For the most part. Got some six-inch heels on.
Oh, I'm not familiar with the good drivers.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, okay.
Got you.
I don't know.
Let's move on.
They listening.
Go ahead and keep laughing.
They don't care.
They say nothing.
You got it, bro.
What's up, man?
Come on.
Where do we start? Oh, we know where we start. Yeah, we know. Start with us, man. Come on, man. Come on. They say nothing. You got it, bro. What's up, man? Come on. Where do we start?
Oh, we know where we start.
We know.
Start with Usher, man.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Usher more.
Round of applause.
Come on.
Usher and now.
Yeah, we'll need that.
Yeah, we'll need it.
Real round of applause.
As the Super Bowl halftime performer.
Go ahead.
Get your missing phone.
No.
I mean, shit.
That's what we're clapping for.
Usher was just announced as the Super Bowl halftime performer.
They got to chill out.
They got to chill out with the, whatchamacallits, though.
What the jokes?
I seen about 50 different niggas do the...
Oh, the skit?
Yo.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Put that on everything.
Oh!
I saw...
I seen 77 of them.
Dion, Xander.
Marshall.
Yeah, everybody.
Marshall, yeah.
Everybody.
You're talking about how it was announced where they used the beginning from Confessions 1
and everybody inserted
their different piece
to respond to it.
I thought that was brilliant.
It was fire.
It was fire.
And the fact that you saw it
that many times
says it was brilliant.
Somebody behind the scenes
is high-fiving that
that marketing
was a layup like that.
Yes.
But the dope shit is
I wonder if they
because some of the people
they really,
you know what I'm saying? Who did you think was the best? I thought
Marshawn Lynch was the best.
I like Dion's.
Them two.
Probably them two were the best that
I saw. But I wonder if
behind the scenes they reached out to
them prior to. You know what I'm saying?
Because as soon as the announcement came, they just flooded the airwaves with that shit. So three, to them prior to you know what I'm saying because as soon as the announcement came
they just flooded the airwaves with that shit
so 3-4 days prior to
they were well prepared
congrats again
from Jay Z
oh man
I didn't well I mean you know me and the
big homie we talk often
but when I got this call
and he said it's time it's magic time
you know it's it's time for you to have that moment i'm like what what you talking about he's
like the super bowl like oh you ready absolutely but no question yeah it was like this was destined
to happen i think that everything that led up to that moment going to las vegas for my vegas
residency for the last two years the legacy obviously that is the music the celebration of entertainment in that
place it's a city of lights you know it's always been a place where you know entertainers go and
find love and passion and drugs and escorts and charges and once y'all start getting into your
press kit bag i'm out of there all, but y'all get the point.
What a call.
What a call to receive.
No shocker to me on this one.
He's already in Vegas.
The only shocker to me,
remember when the Lizzo situation happened
and then they put out that little list of people
and they were like,
they took her name off of consideration.
Off of consideration, yeah.
His name, yeah, I didn't think
she was ever on there,
but his name wasn't on that list
at that time,
and I was just...
That's the shocker.
That's it.
Everybody was saying
this should have been Usher
from the movie.
You cut me off
to talk about some Lizzo shit.
What the fuck is he talking about?
No, nigga.
I'm talking Lizzo.
Shock, nigga.
I feel like at that time,
he already had it in the bag,
and that list was bullshit.
Yeah. Mm-hmm was bullshit. Yeah.
You know?
It's the smoke and mirror shit.
Say it.
What?
Melonfo.
I'm not.
It's just my opinion.
I feel like he knew that they were going to have him.
It just seemed like there was a whole campaign.
Now that's real shit.
Huh?
Yeah.
There was a whole campaign to have him as the halftime performer.
Yeah, I didn't buy any of the announcement shit for one second.
I thought that for the last two years, I think Usher's been in Vegas for two years now.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, I think that was all a plan.
I think somebody might have even told him to work toward this Vegas Super Bowl when Dr. Dre and them was doing the Super
Bowl.
So when Hov calls and says it's magic time, it's not just magic time out of the blue.
We had talks.
When I went to see Usher, though, in Vegas, beautiful show, beautiful building.
But if you're a huge fan of Usher and you look around, you say, eh, 5,000, 6,000, how many 6,000 this hold?
It is odd.
It is odd for an artist of his magnitude to just do that one venue with that capacity.
That was weird.
The residency is how many nights and how often he's doing it, though.
You get what I'm saying?
Even with the residency.
He's still hitting it.
Yeah, but this was the loudest residency you've seen residencies aren't normally so loud when
you say loud what you mean i mean we saw a press about it every show he had a social media team
clipping shit up they were paying blog sites to post these things it was giving celebrities with
hot girlfriends for receipts.
Yeah, it seemed this was
a calculated operation
that worked.
And the residency
was a way for him to build up
a level of stamina
for the halftime show, I think.
Even that, I think
people needed to see him.
Yeah, I think he had been in a tuck for a minute and the residency shit just reminded people, this see him yeah yeah I think he had been like in a tuck for a
minute people in the residency shit just reminded people like this is who the fuck I am all of the
roller skating around all of the hanging with the younger acts like that's true I want to highlight
it because the job that him and his people have done for the last two years talk about reverse
engineering like talk about having a goal and working toward it. We know that for legacy acts,
the Super Bowl halftime performance
is a big thing.
And Usher,
I think I might have even heard him say before,
this is on the bucket list for me.
Like, that's what's missing from my,
you know.
And now you start looking at the conversations
about him and his contemporaries differently, right?
Because before it was, Usher, Chris Brown, Usher, Chris Brown.
This is part of what helps create separation.
For sure.
I just want to applaud him.
A lot of his contemporaries will probably not get that look for whatever reason.
And then I thought, then I'm like, damn, do you crush it and maybe try to bring, get Chris cleared to do a song?
I don't know if he can be cleared.
That's what I thought.
That thought crossed my mind, but I don't think he would do it.
If he can be cleared, if it was y'all, would y'all share y'all moment that way?
I don't know.
It depends on their relationship.
I think if he's my little bro and I'm tired of people putting him in the background.
I'm asking you.
Didn't they just have a fight?
You love him.
Didn't they just have a fight? I'll give you a say. But they might have had a fight and brothers might have made up yeah true brothers fight you know I'm asking y'all would y'all share
y'all moment like that period with somebody you had a great relationship with yes yeah I would
especially if I want the world to stop blackballing him yeah I'm gonna give him the shine on the stage
and I'll take the heat he ain't gonna get that much heat though because he's in position he's already established he could take the heat
and he'll just if i'm reason i want to be clear i don't know if he would have that option though
he may not i don't know if the nfl and apple music would be like pro bring out anybody you
know what i mean all the all the powers that be in this situation a lot of people have to sign
off on that and you're right. Not happening.
Yeah.
But to your, do you think he's bringing anybody out?
Do you think he needs to?
He don't really need to.
He don't have to.
No.
I can't see him not bringing out Ludacris Lil Jon.
Those two are the ones.
For me, Ludacris Lil Jon, he's going to do year.
Absolutely.
He's going to do year He's gonna do Yeah Absolutely
And he's gonna do
One of the songs
That Luda is on
Yeah
And what's the other one
That you just started with
You don't have to call
Yeah
He's not doing that version
Nah I don't think he'll do that
If he's doing something with Luda
It'll be Lovers and Friends
No
But Too Slow
It's Too Slow
It's Too Slow
He's definitely doing Yeah
So
Yeah it's happening
I think...
Why are you saying it's too slow?
Let it burn.
Slow songs are going to happen.
Yeah, Prince...
Slow songs are going to happen.
Didn't Prince do Purple Rain?
It was slow.
The most iconic...
Hold up, yeah.
Fire.
Don't just do that.
No, not fire.
No, not fire.
It's amazing.
Bruno Mars was fire.
It fucking rained.
Purple Rain.
I got it.
I love it. I watched it. It was Purple Rain. Watch your fucking dude. Purple rain. I got it. I love it.
I watched it.
It was purple rain.
Watch your fucking mouth.
I'm just responding to her saying it's too slow.
I don't care.
Prince Rogers Nelson, nigga.
But that's different.
Tell me why it's different, man.
Just purple rain was just different.
With the rain and the...
And the boulder guitar.
Stop.
I think it's just different.
Y'all think that Usher's not performing nice and slow at the Super Bowl?
He definitely not. No. I don't think so. I think he's performing Let It Burn, though. He's doing it.her's not performing nice and slow at the Super Bowl? He definitely not.
I don't think so.
I think he's performing Let It Burn, though.
He's doing this.
He's not doing this.
Nice and slow is coming on.
What is it, 12 minutes, 15 minutes?
It's about 15 minutes.
It's about 12, 15.
I made one song.
I didn't do none of these songs.
You might get your hook or something.
It might not be the whole verse and chorus.
You might get your hook.
That arena is going to get, that stadium is going to get a chance
to say,
it's seven o'clock
on the dot.
Yes.
I'm in my drop top
cruising the streets.
It might be the opening fucking song.
Are y'all out of your minds?
Now, he might not get in the
let it burn.
That's a good point.
And moving mountains
and other slow joints.
No mountains coming up.
Yeah, ain't going to be no mountains.
Nice and slow is joints. No mountains coming up. There ain't going to be no mountains. Nice and slow is playing.
Superstar might be playing.
Now, the rest of them, I think you get your hits.
Because this is about the hits.
It's all hits.
Which is some of the Usher records that I'm not really the biggest fan of.
I didn't love My Boo the way that everybody else did.
What's the name?
That's coming on.
My Boo, Caught Up.
I'm the kind of brother. Caught Up.
I ain't like it.
No, nigga.
Never doing it my way, getting my friend for years.
He does that shit.
Am I correct? Come on.
You didn't like my boo for real? I didn't like it like everybody else did.
I wasn't a fan either.
But loved that record.
I wasn't.
We're going to get to you loving that record in two seconds.
That's fine.
We're going to get right to you loving that record.
Don't run from it.
Run from what?
Stand up in it.
We just talked about that outside.
We stand on 10 toes down.
What the fuck is y'all talking about?
I'm with him.
I'm just trying to picture.
I like my move.
I'm just trying to picture this scene when we're in Vegas watching the Dolphins and the
49ers face off in the Super Bowl.
And in the middle, we get to see Usher Raymond perform all of his classics.
Then Rem's going to say, boo, wake up.
We got to go.
Wake up.
And you're going to be fucked up.
My bad.
Hey, man.
We're getting to you, too.
That's fine.
Everybody's in a rush.
Hey, y'all, we're going to be all day.
We're going to be all day day we're getting to you i have resistance for all of that shit i thought y'all was gonna come in here okay
yeah fuck out here we ain't going on some dolphins ria i'm on you okay
i almost thought about going to bed on the niners, but we're not doing football right now. Oh, shit. So what records?
Yeah, all of the fast joints.
My Way, fucking, you don't have to call. The fast joints is coming
out. All of the fast joints.
I can't think of
his catalog
right now. My brain is
drawing a blank. Your brain is your age.
It's not drawing a blank.
That's just your brain now.
Oh, my God, it's happening.
Climax is happening.
Yeah, probably.
Climax is happening.
But that might be hard to do.
His album is also dropping that day.
Climax.
Climax is such a slow, long build.
He's doing it.
He's doing a verse.
He'll factor it in, like midway point.
You know they do the little rearrangements
with the
the Broadway show shits
you know what I'm talking about
they always got the
shum shums
shum shums
they'll figure out
that's a little transition trick
I know how they do it
I got him doing a verse
of a lot of shit
yeah
new shit
no
no
I don't think so
his album's dropping that day
which is so smart.
Glue is too slow.
It's too new.
Good, good.
He might try to do one of the,
he might try to do Good, Good
because it's a dance record.
Or Boyfriend.
Boyfriend.
One of those is the dance,
the fast dance record.
He's going to try to sneak
one of those in.
If his album is coming out,
I would.
If his album's coming out
that Sunday.
That Sunday.
Is this speculation or No
No
It's been announced
Album is called
Coming Home I believe it is
I never understood
Why other acts
Never did that
That were performing
At the Super Bowl
I'm dropping Sunday
The Weeknd did it
But what he did was
He dropped
A Greatest Hits
Not a new project
A new
But a charting I'm sure Yeah And it was everything That I'm performing It was damn near the set list dropped a greatest hits scene. Not a new project. A new project.
I'm sure.
Yeah.
And it was everything
that I'm performing.
It was damn near the set list.
Well, that's usually
what happens, right?
It's when someone does
a Super Bowl halftime,
all their shit blows up
and turns.
By like 800%.
I'm going to give you
a new project.
So they gave you
a nice clean package
of these are the ones.
Go ahead.
Have a blast.
I still have not seen
a greater album release
in the last 10 to 15 years than the Beyonce
surprise album that I was in Cincinnati for when it dropped.
That one.
That stopped the world.
It stopped time.
It did.
That was the greatest shit.
Word.
And that was a true surprise.
And changed everything after.
And nobody really knew that shit was coming.
Yeah, that was a real one.
That wasn't a rumbling at all.
Yo, my album drops tomorrow.
My album drops midnight.
That shit was, yo, it's a new Beyonce album out.
They couldn't believe it in the strip club.
Like, wait, what?
A fight might have been on.
For real.
That was some real shit.
Videos for everything.
They killed that.
That was the flyest shit.
And she was talking that shit.
Yeah, it was a great album.
She was talking that other shit. And she was talking that shit. Yeah, it was a great album. She was talking that other shit.
But this is how you picture it should be.
You agree with the Sunday drop?
Yes.
As opposed to the Friday?
Hell yeah.
Absolutely.
Why?
It's the Super Bowl.
No, I'm saying as opposed to the Friday.
Because after the game goes off, after the Dolphins win, I'm going to want to hear it.
I want to hear it.
At halftime.
I want to usher high at that point.
There's going to be music heads.
The younger room with the game on
is going to have maybe that
the music lovers. More
importantly, the women that just sat through
this shit are going to be like, put that fucking
usher on. And you're going to be like,
yeah, I'm going to put the usher on because
now we want to hear
we had a couple drinks. We had a good time
and we're trying to catch the people
that the commercials work on. we're trying to catch the people that the commercials work on.
We're trying to catch this extra 80 million people that we wouldn't normally have the window to.
If you're going to act, act now.
It's like last year when they put that moving little square up there and I thought the TV broke on the commercial.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the numbers came back on the people that actually clicked to see what that show.
It worked.
It worked. I forgot that. That was genius. Who back on the people that actually clicked to see what that shit. It worked.
It worked.
I forgot that.
That was fly.
Who said on the fucking remote?
Genius.
Yeah, they tried to kill me in my house when that commercial came on.
But I'm just really happy for Usher.
I think it's well-deserved.
I think he has the catalog for it.
I think he has the cachet for it.
I think he's worked for it.
He's earned that shit.
I can't wait to hear the new album.
I'm just excited for not only him, but everybody in
his camp that worked on this.
I can't wait to see the performance. I think it's going
to be like roller skating heavy.
He's going to show his ass.
That seems to be his brand, so I wouldn't be shocked.
I'm really excited about it.
This is one of the more
anticipated
halftimes I can remember.
That was a lot of
the residency
became like a
like for the people
that didn't see the residency
Pre-rollout.
Yeah, it's pre-rollout.
I was like,
yo, I gotta catch
I've been hearing about this shit
for the last two years.
Oh, I'm definitely catching this.
Okay.
Do you think he plays
into his
bring someone's
fine girlfriend on stage
antics?
No.
No, no, no.
Not for you.
That's small league shit.
It's time to show something else now.
Who I am.
Usher, I think your only job is to beat Bruno Mars.
That is the last R&B performed.
I'm not counting Beyonce.
Word.
How you put this new shit on Vine, bro?
Press it, hold it.
That's some news.
Shit, man.
I like this new phone.
I do, too.
I do.
She's light.
Nice.
I like this new phone, yo. This shit way lighter than my old shit.
I don't even talk.
My fingers feeling better and shit?
Oh, my God.
It's so great on my pinky now. Yeah. Honestly. I don't even deal with My fingers feeling better and shit? Oh, my God. It's so great on my pinky now.
Yeah.
Honestly.
I don't even deal with niggas that got their 14 and below.
Yikes.
Yeah, they still got lightning plugs and shit.
I don't even talk to them.
What does that flat shit called?
I don't know.
Way back though.
Bruno Mars.
Bruno Mars is the R&B act in recent years that really just set it off.
True.
He really did.
Yeah, so I think you have to beat that.
It was to the point
where people was like,
yo, y'all can get
Bruno Mars back next year
and we will be fine with it.
That's how fire that was.
You know, he did his thing.
He did.
The stage show was amazing.
Yeah, but Usher time.
No, it's Usher time now.
It's Usher time.
No, it's going to be
one for the books.
Come on, you better moonwalk.
Do all that shit.
All that shit.
All that circle shit you do.
Hey, call Chris Brown if you pieced it up.
Yeah.
Tell him to teach you how to backflip on beat and land at the snare or the drum, the one.
Land on the one.
With the skates on.
That was the flyest shit we ever saw.
Yeah, he killed that, though.
Come on, Chris.
March Madness shit?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's the flyest shit ever.
You got to do that.
If you do that with skates on.
Sober.
You're the Don Donner? Sober. You got it. The king. That's it.est shit ever. You got to do that. If you do that with skates on. Sober. You're the Don Dada?
Sober.
You got it.
That's it.
That's it.
I'm with you.
Stupid, yo.
Happy foster, man.
Word.
And I think the black community needed this.
Seriously.
I ain't going to lie.
It did.
I think we did.
Like, that shit felt.
When you cut your phone on in the morning,
it was like, oh, shit.
Yeah, OK.
It felt good.
You felt proud. It felt like reparations a little bit, oh, yeah, okay. I felt good. You felt proud.
Yeah, like reparations
a little bit.
Like, all right,
one of us got
what we deserved.
Man, we just had hip hop
at the Super Bowl
halftime show.
We've been eating
for the halftime
for a minute, bro.
And we had Rihanna.
Rihanna.
Now, both of these performances
maybe left some...
Something to be desired?
A little bit.
That's the nice way to say it.
Yeah.
Really?
I like Drake.
Half of them niggas
during that...
During what?
What?
During what?
The Drake...
Half of them niggas
during that West...
Come on.
That shit was fire, man.
That shit was fire.
And that's hate.
That's hate.
That's not hate.
That's hate.
It was dope.
I liked it.
What you ain't like about it?
The actual, like, the set design was fire, but the performance itself was not as exciting.
Well, I think Usher will bring.
You know what?
I found a way to say it.
There were a lot of people on that stage that would not be there as an individual usher you know deserves to be there as an individual
yeah that shit was cool for the whole West Coast committee committee or performance thing with
Kendrick the set design that was cool Rihanna is Rihanna, so you know why Rihanna
is there. That one just got an asterisk.
Which one? Rihanna, just because
she was pregnant.
Respectfully. She couldn't give
us what she's capable of.
While black people was jumping for joy
with both of those, this one feels entirely
different for me. I see what you're saying.
I would agree.
It feels good in my spirit.
Yeah.
When I saw it, literally, I was like happy.
I feel different.
The way I was describing that is what I saw when I saw Dre, Snoop.
I felt the same way as I saw you.
Ken Dre.
Because your circle's not broadened.
Oh, man, it's cool.
Sadat.
Pause.
And pause.
That was crazy.
That was crazy.
Your circle.
Circle is not broadened. That's disgusting when you was crazy. Your circle. Circle is not broad enough.
That's disgusting when you think about it like that.
It's terrible.
Shout out to Asha.
Shout out to Asha, man.
My algorithm, because I support the whole community now, is showing me like bodybuilder gay couples.
What?
That shit is interesting.
Listen to this. That shit is interesting listen to this
that shit is interesting
let me tell you something
if you think about it
somebody sent me some shit
this is a true story
somebody sent me some shit
and said yo what's up
with your man
and I'm like
what are you talking about
they said you opened up
the thing
I said yeah
it was a nigga
opened up the thing
it was a dude
getting out the pool
ripped up
body crazy
Joe under there
liking the shit
his body was crazy his body was crazy yo pool ripped up body crazy Joe under there like initiative well who decided
his body was crazy appreciate somebody that got a nice you liked it did you Did you like this? No. You ain't like this. You're not supposed to get out the pool slow with the
water dripping off his head.
Water dripping all over his body.
There are rules to not come up under there with the hearts.
There are rules to liking videos.
He's right.
Yo, Joe under there with the mic.
You got to salute them niggas.
Somebody said that to me.
He was trying to run the circle.
Who are these loser niggas that you talk to?
Yo, it was one of the things.
That's not such losership to me.
No lie, they do.
What did you like about the video?
Everything.
What, the pool part?
Yo, be clear.
Be clear.
We do what we do.
I don't know if y'all joking, if y'all serious.
I don't know if we trolling.
Magneto, I'm going to get it back.
For all the people that like the text ish about my life, you bitch ass niggas.
I like transgender pictures.
I like lesbian pictures.
I like gay men, male pictures.
I'm friends with a bunch of them.
Y'all niggas suck my dick.
What the fuck is y'all talking about?
Okay, if you're friends with a gay man and you like his pictures.
There's nothing wrong with that.
Fuck Hollywood Unlocked.
They took that same picture and put it up on their shit.
It's the nigga.
And he clearly is getting...
It's like he said, the nigga's getting out there, I ain't looking at him like that.
Who the fuck did you see me doing that?
As somebody that wants to be healthier and train better, some of these niggas be doing some home workout shit
that I think is fly.
So I follow him.
That's true.
No, that's true.
He's one of the niggas.
So you just like what I'm really looking at?
No, I like that.
I support that.
He was walking out the water with his speedo on.
I ain't think about that.
No, no, no.
He had his speedo on.
Yo, hold on.
He had his speedo on.
He was coming out the water like that.
Joe, Joe, take your like back.
Go take your like back right now.
No, dog.
You my man.
You ain't supposed to like videos like that.
You know that.
Why?
Because he's coming out with the speedo.
That's not your man.
That's not your friend.
Man, I'm not looking at it like that.
What are you looking at?
What about it?
He not doing pull-ups and planks.
Exactly.
He's getting out the water in slow motion with muscles.
Hey, check this out.
I'm going to support my people the way I support them.
A little double tap.
Don't take nothing away from my day.
And y'all support the killers
and whoever y'all want to support.
You're going to put down
the killer community.
I'm done with this.
You're going to put down the killer community.
You're going to put us down.
The fuck?
Now they don't even remember
where we was going.
You said putting down
the killer community.
Yeah.
The fuck?
Oh, man.
What were we talking about?
You were talking about
your support of the community.
Y'all feel a little cold in here?
Yeah.
You should put it on 70.
Yeah.
Yeah, 70.
It's a good number.
It was at 64, Smarty Pants.
Doing that smug shit he doing pants Doing that smug shit he doing
Doing that smug shit he doing
That's not smug
Parks is so smug
Put it on 70
70
I know you're trying to be funny
Yeah I'm so tired of this nigga
Oh
That's what I'm talking
Parks
Yes
Dolphins
The Dolphins
Even I know what that's about
70
Yo he has gotta be stopped
Nah
Not today
He's gotta be stopped I'm surprised you today. He's got to be stopped.
I'm surprised you ain't coming here with the shirt on.
I kind of forgot, actually.
All right, so let's all forget this.
We're getting to the Dolphins.
I do want to stay on football.
Speaking of communities I support, y'all know I support the baddies.
I do.
So normally I wouldn't even bring this to y'all direction
But because the young lady is someone that I have followed and supported
And she is a fine young lady
Travis Kelsey's ex
Oh, I thought you were talking about Taylor
Well, that's what I want to talk about
A lot has been weird about this
So I'll try to paint the timeline
I'll start with bill belichick
has a statement about travis kelsey and taylor swift that's weird he looks like a swifty
that's weird even if he was i feel like we wouldn't know about it if bill was a swifty but
anyway cool all week long heading up leading up to the game, all of the
analysts and the experts and everybody
everywhere kept teasing toward
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey
dating. I'm home,
not a Swifty. Like, why does everybody
give a fuck about this? I know this girl's a big deal.
Everywhere she goes, they keep the camera
on her to show like a Taylor Swift reaction
everywhere. But that's really annoying if you're not a
huge Taylor Swift fan but fine
then Jason Kelsey
went on Pat McAfee's show
and almost like teased
to
Travis and her
being a thing and maybe she's
coming to Arrowhead then it
was the Travis quote directly after
that that said when I saw her
at Arrowhead,
I said, hey, maybe
you'll come to Arrowhead
to support me one day.
Right?
So then all week
that was the fuss.
Then Taylor Swift
gets to the game.
They keep the camera on her
the entire fucking game.
Boy, is that white woman annoying.
She's annoying to watch for me.
She's too long and lanky.
You know how like when the fucking, what was the name of the old slinky toy that you just throw it and it goes to the bottom and it comes back?
Remember when he used to lose control of it?
That's what she looked like.
When you lose control of the slinky thing.
Nah, she looked like the shit they have Of the slinky thing Nah she look like the
The shit they have
At the car
At the car dealership
The big dude
Like the Gumby thing
Yeah the Gumby air thing
That's blowing all around
On the way the arm
Yes
Jesus
That's how she look
Travis Kelsey
Fantasy owners
Had to be happy
You know he about to go off
In front of this woman
He did 69 yards.
You a freak ass boy.
You a freak ass boy, Travis Kelsey.
He took a knee after 68.
Yeah, 69 yards.
You disgusting, but it's cool.
It's cool. Anyway, the Chiefs
won in heroic fashion. It was beautiful.
They blew him out.
But all of the fuss after the game
was Travis Kelsey cutting off his beard
and having just the mechanic white boy mustache cop stash state trooper yeah the state trooper
mustache now that he's got Taylor Swift at the game him and Pat Mahomes down there pointing up
at the skybox like two doofy ass niggas that ain't never been around nothing nice before. They was really excited.
You know Pat's a Swifty.
Waving from the game.
He gives big Swifty vibes.
Jackson Mahomes scaling the stadium trying to TikTok with fucking Taylor Swift stupid ass Mahomes.
There's only one of the Mahomes is fly.
And him is still a little.
He's just nicer what he does.
But them niggas is goofy
anyways Taylor Swift boosts Travis Kelsey jersey sales 400 percent oh shit he gains a whole bunch
of followers across his socials his outfit that he was wearing which is his own outfit that was
called I'm freestyling right now let's say it was called the fly suit.
When Taylor Swift got to the game,
they changed it to whatever her song title,
album title, 1916 fly suit or some shit.
And now all of the Swifties came and purchased this.
It was the highest searched sweatsuit on Sunday.
It was craziness.
And then the fans got in his ex's
socials and just shitted on her talking about you lost one you fumbled the bag blah blah blah blah
blah but it was split because there was another side that said Travis Kelsey has downgraded big time from this beautiful black woman to this skinny, frail, tall,
billionaire, geeky, screech, saved by the bell face looking Taylor Swift.
I couldn't wait to come in today to ask my amazing, prestigious cast this very direct question.
prestigious cast this very direct question did Travis Kelsey downgrade by going from the beautiful black ex to the billionaire white Gumby slinky girl I say no he did not. Why? The great white hope. Jesus Christ.
He wasn't white.
No, she.
She's a great white hope.
I feel like, yes, his ex is beautiful.
I saw a picture of her.
She's amazing.
Sometimes, man, you know, in the dating scene
you have to level up
he didn't down
he downgrade look wise
cause she's slim
and all the ones
for luptuous
no
he didn't downgrade
nigga he
he upgraded
yeah
financially
he upgraded
I only can't buy love
Flip
fuck all that
let him finish
please
fuck all that
we not looking for you not them niggas ain't looking for love come on. Fuck all that. Let him finish. Please, let him finish. Fuck all that.
We not looking for it.
Them niggas ain't looking for love.
Come on, stop.
No, but you please go.
Please finish.
I want to hear every word of what you're saying clearly and uninterrupted. He upgraded optically.
I said what I said.
I feel he upgraded.
Period.
Mel?
No, go ahead.
Go ahead.
We want to pass
the buck around
here boy
nah
do y'all know
how excited I get
when I'm home
and I come across
a topic where I feel
like I got y'all
niggas
not got y'all
like I'm right
and y'all wrong
but got y'all
like
yeah you gotta
answer this one
there's no
that escapability
shit y'all do
you kinda gotta
answer hey did he did he downgrade I'm going out the mouth it's so direct You can't. There's no, that escapability shit y'all do. You kind of got to answer.
Hey, did he downgrade?
I'm going after Mel.
It's so direct.
It's so direct.
So in a very roundabout way, I'm going to get to my answer.
There's this private.
No, you're not.
Yes, I am.
There's this private gym in LA called The Bank.
And if you look up the Instagram page, it's only the baddest chicks in there.
That's it.
Only women.
The bank.
The bank.
And Kayla Nicole was one of those girls.
Stunning's not the word for her.
I mean, in real life,
she's gorgeous in pictures,
but in real life, Jesus Christ.
Downgrade.
Downgrade.
Downgrade?
Yes.
Can I answer now?
Two things.
One, we don't know nothing about that girl.
She could be a pain in the ass.
She could be a headache.
She could be annoying.
She could be insecure.
She could be a whole bunch of shit that you don't want to deal with.
One.
Two, most importantly, she don't have to look better than you to be an upgrade.
It's just looks.
Looks come and go.
I feel like that's all we're judging the conversation on.
But that's where it's wrong at.
Yeah.
I agree.
Okay, agreed.
No, no, no.
Mel, I'm on your side.
So one thing we're going to do
is not agree with them.
Even if we agree,
we're not going to tell them
that to strengthen any point
that they're trying to make.
Back at you, nigga.
Fuck out of here.
The fuck are you talking about?
But I do want to say this one thing.
She sold out on the first one.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I do want to say the most frustrating part of this
is the fact that they broke up a long time ago.
Like, it wasn't yesterday.
It wasn't a week ago.
It wasn't even a month ago.
It was like a year ago.
I want to challenge some of that shit he said go ahead
all speculation of course we don't know these people well we do know well anyway all speculative
i assume watching kayla and travis right that I do know a few things about her.
She has been quiet this entire time.
Even through Travis Kelsey scandal, she was quiet when she left because he did whatever the fuck he did.
He was sad.
OK, he was visibly sad he got his big contract I want to say that same summer and still looked sad everybody told him to go get his girl I think when you see something like that
from a relationship standpoint that's enough to assume the girl has some qualities that are
redeemable what do you have and I didn't even want to bring that up.
What do you say to that?
I say you definitely, if the qualities weren't there, I don't think there would have been
a relationship to begin with.
Okay, so I don't go off what you're saying about we don't know nothing about this girl.
I know that you was head over heels for a very long time.
Have you ever been head over heels and then fell out of love with somebody and then you
couldn't stand them no more?
Have you ever been head over heels over the over the girl now looking back you regret it
that has happened before okay so back to i was only refuting the part about we don't know nothing
about the girl that's one two no i ain't done with this nigga i'm on him you was agreeing and
shit no no no hold on we gotta stay in unify yeah let me give you a little more time i got this
nigga also what was your second point?
What was that second point you made?
She don't have to look better than you to be an upgrade.
Well, stop.
That's where.
He's right.
He's wrong.
He's right.
He's right.
100% right.
He's wrong.
You said he's wrong?
No, I'm saying he's wrong.
Tell us why.
Y'all are saying he's right.
I wanted to bring this to flip.
If y'all believe that, then you have to stay on that side of the fence.
Because too many times I hear the men say,
and Kevin Samuels,
and everybody who supports just man shit say,
we don't care how much money this girl is making.
I never said that about the money.
I never said nothing about money.
In my examples, I never mentioned money.
That was Flip.
I said she don't have to look better than you. Then I that to you thank you no i ain't thank you i'm refuting
that shit no i hate you but i don't want to hear about her i don't want to hear about her
billionaire status because men always say yo i don't care about how much money the girl make
especially when you got your own bag so i don't want to hear about you being a billionaire i'm
talking about her qualities yes that's all i just saying, because all everybody is saying about this girl is look at her and
look at Taylor Swift.
So they're saying he downgraded based off of looks.
I agree.
I'm saying that she could do so much more for this nigga.
And she look less annoying than Taylor Swift.
We don't know that.
And she look like she talk a lot less and get a little more submissive than Taylor Swift.
She was mad quiet in the gym. That's than Taylor Swift. I'm just assuming shit.
She was mad quiet in the gym.
That's all it is.
I'm just assuming shit.
That's all it is.
Yeah, but I'm here to do it.
That's all it is.
Yeah, man.
Downgrade.
I'm just saying, with the looks of something.
Boom!
Hey, salute.
Boom!
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
By him?
I mean, he was-
Tired of white men using beautiful black women as an entryway to some shit.
Yeah.
Oh, you-
Why you not mad at Hunter?
Yeah.
Oh, you're a play panda, yo. Why you not mad at Hunter? What's up? Why Oh, you're playing. Why you not mad at Hunter? Yeah. Oh, you're playing Panda, yo.
Why you not mad at Hunter?
What's up?
You a bitch.
Why you not mad at Hunter?
Why you not mad at Kayla?
She sold out, nigga.
What?
Sold out.
Uh-oh.
She sold out in the first place.
Good for you.
You sold out in the first place.
Look at Cam on me.
She sold out.
She sold out in the first place.
Get with that white ass.
Good for you.
He went with the great white ho, Taylor Swift.
Now you sit there and fucking eat hogging dogs all day
and be sad while the niggas troll your account. So wait, hold on. And you sit there and fucking eat hogging dogs all day and be sad
while the niggas troll your account.
Wait, wait, wait.
And you fired him.
Wait, question, question.
You invited him here
into our group.
Now you cut his beard
looking like fucking Robocop pops.
Good for you.
So she's a sellout
because she's a black girl
who dated a white boy?
That's what I said.
I'm on some ignorant shit.
Yes, today I am.
I'm being ignorant.
Yes, she's a sellout.
I'm saying she's sold out
By dating this white man
There's a lot of brothers
That play football
So I have a question
Is
Is
Is Ish a sellout?
That's my man
So I'm not commenting
On his personal relationship
I think that'd be inappropriate
At the job
To comment on his personal relationship
I just
I just want to make a distinction
That's fire
That's true
I just have to
I just have to
Don't try to jam
That was fire man
Salute
You said be a sellout
Because we called you a sellout too When we found out that you was In love with Bob Rocha That's fire. That's true. I just have to. I just have to. That was fire, man. Salute. You sent me a shitter.
Because we called you a sellout, too,
when we found out that you was in love with Bob Rocha
from NASCAR.
We called you a sellout, so.
Yeah, you like white.
You like that white peen, too.
Well, are my parents sellout because I'm a product?
Yes.
OK.
Joe, you can't say.
Yes.
No.
Jesus Christ.
You can't say.
You can't say.
You can't say.
What the fuck are you doing? You see it blinking? You see it? It's blinking. You can't say no. Jesus Christ. You can't say no. She can't signal with fucking horns.
You see it blinking?
You see it?
It's blinking.
I can't believe you're there.
She's goddamn signal horn.
Parks, how do you feel about this?
Being married to a black queen, how
do you feel about this conversation and the direction
that it's taken?
It's taken a weird left.
I mean, I'm going to be honest.
It's taken a weird left.
It's a mess, sir. I'm trying to get back in the right lane here.
If we don't mind.
Visual downgrade.
Of course.
Social status
upgrade. Big, big.
See, when men say that, I think that
if you want to be real,
a man saying that is nuts.
I'm not talking about parks.
A man going into any dating scenario and thinking, hearing his voice in his head saying,
I win.
I know.
What is it?
Let's say he was...
Hold on.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
In the social world.
I get up if I date her.
I just read an article where she said that he never spent money on them while they were dating.
He didn't spend money on her while they were dating.
Let's say this, though.
Let's say.
I've spoken.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, bro.
I've dealt with some of the more.
I've dealt with some famous women.
Never going into that.
Let's say.
Did I say.
Hey, yo.
Ooh, my social status goes up.
Let's say he was sad.
Like, why would a man think like that?
But we think that.
Let's say.
You're looking skeptical in the face right that. Let's say he was. And she looking skeptical in the face right now.
Let's say he was sad.
The slap in the face would be Taylor Swift.
Fuck out of here.
Let's say he was sad.
Let's say that she hurt him.
The slap in the face would be Taylor Swift.
He might like skinny butts.
Yeah.
Skinny what?
Mutt?
Butts.
Oh.
The word on Travis Kelsey has never been.
That's the other thing that make you look a little bit shady. That's the other thing That make you look
A little bit shady
That's the other thing
That make you look shady
Is that it's never been
As type
The word on Travis Kelsey
Is
Is that he likes
He likes
He likes
We've seen that happen
With a bunch of niggas
The word on him
Was he only date white girls
No no no
The word on him
Was he only date white girls
No this shit is
Stop it
Get that out of here
I don't know these people
Stop talking over a woman
This shit I don't know these people. Stop talking over a woman.
This shit... Oh, my opinion...
Stop talking over a woman.
She's talking over me, too.
Yo, Kygo P.
I'm sorry.
She's a woman.
Kygo P.
I'm sorry.
What?
You can go pee.
You can go pee.
You gotta get that prostate check.
Oh!
You can't do that.
Hey, when Mel fly a guest in,
that nigga prostate look manly.
Oh, shit.
That nigga prostate. Josephly. Oh, shit. That nigga prostate.
Joseph only peed one time.
For 24 hours when he laid with me.
Yeah.
Oh, golly shit, yo.
Yo.
Go pee, but remember that when we talking, nigga.
It's a joke, nigga.
I don't want to stand in this bum ass conversation.
Me neither.
Full of bullshit.
In my opinion, I think that Travis Kelsey is-
Downgrade.
Well, not even that.
I think that he's just really excited about how the NFL feels about this coupling.
The NFL is seeing like fucking dollar signs and it's proven.
You think it's real?
Hmm?
You think it's real?
He probably trying to hurt Kayla.
I think this conversation is such bullshit.
If Joe said that-
Dog, can I ask you a question?
Can I ask a question?
What happened to him?
Everybody finding somebody that's equally yoked.
Back to that.
That was a quote a week ago that you got to find somebody equally yoked.
Back to that.
That's not.
That's her quote.
He want to ask.
I know.
I'm just saying.
I hate you on end today.
Get a nigga.
Clear out, Joe.
Clear out.
Clear out.
Clear out.
Back out, Joe.
He got it.
He got it.
He sit down.
Fuck.
She can't walk now. She down. She can't walk now.
She crawling.
She can't walk.
She crawling on the ground.
Help your girl, Joe.
Help your girl.
I don't see how I'm disabled at this point.
What's happening here?
I don't see it either.
I see it.
What are we talking about?
The same yolk coming.
The yolk.
We're talking about yolks.
Equally yolk. We're talking about yolks. Equally yolk.
We're talking about eggs here.
He's referring to your comment
or what you said.
I know what the fuck I said.
And you got shot in your legs.
How does it pertain to this?
Figatively.
Oh, she coming now.
Yes.
Because.
She turned into the Trinity.
She turned into the Matrix.
I don't want to say nothing.
Travis and Taylor would be more equally yoked.
Not even fucking close.
His money don't come in
anywhere close to hers.
I said they would be
more equally yoked
than Travis and Kayla.
Okay.
What say you?
That's probably fucking true.
He probably does have
a whole lot more money
than Kayla does.
Absolutely.
And?
That's not part of
the conversation here. Yeah, I don't see how to throw it. It's And? That's not part of the conversation here.
Yeah, I don't see how to talk about it.
It's really...
It's super irrelevant.
Crack, crack that muffin, nigga.
Flip that pancake, nigga.
She's ready.
It's irrelevant.
It's a fucking red herring, okay?
Oh, red herring.
Yeah.
You want to...
That's racist.
Muffin man.
Oh, wait.
Muffin man.
Oh, can I tell y'all?
Muffin man.
Muffin man. Muffin man. Muffin man. can I tell y'all Muffin man Muffin man
Muffin man
Muffin man
Can I tell y'all
She ready too
She in the kitchen
Really quick
The JBTV
Oh she's not ready
The JBTVX subreddit
In their little space talks
At the end
They do a
Mel word of the day
Today's gonna be red hair
I love that
You're such a geek
I am
In that way I am such a geek
I thought that was pretty fly
Mel word of the day
But go ahead
Nah I just think
I think that
Is it upgrade or not?
Come on Ish
Come on Ish
Answer the question man
Come on Ish
Come on you got this
You wanna be dramatic man
Nah I'm not
I'm not.
I'm just trying to. You know you play the piano?
Nah, dog.
We having a great pie.
We having an amazing fucking pie.
We can see you have a great pie.
We going to have a great pie with you.
But when we were talking about equally yoked,
I wasn't talking about privileged fucking white girls
with blonde hair and blue eyes.
I wasn't talking about them.
And it's irrelevant to this conversation,
the equally yoked. This is not it. We started talking about them. And it's irrelevant to this conversation, the equally yoked.
This is not it.
We started talking about fucking upgrade and looks.
That's it.
That's it.
Well, that's not it.
It's nowhere near it.
It's nowhere near it.
You conveniently picked out the attributes that you wanted to to suit your particular narrative.
I didn't even start the fucking conversation.
It was him and that's what he said.
But you just brought up blonde hair and blue eyes and diverted from what your equally
yoked conversation was about it was i'm saying it was not a diversion it was that was what i was
talking about we were talking about black people that conversation was prefaced when we by by the
fact that we were talking about black people black women and black men we're not talking about fucking taylor swift we're not talking about her so let me know when so there's no more yolks
yeah exactly let me know let me know when i can only eat egg whites
yo fam are you talking about her or me because i just ate one so when we were talking about
relationships uh-huh um we know that uh in the instance that tala perry talked about Her or me? Because I just ate one over there. Y'all, so when we were talking about relationships,
we know that in the instance that Tyler Perry talked about.
What the fuck? What the fuck was that?
Fresh muffins, hard out of the oven.
I don't believe this nigga, y'all.
Something's fucking wrong with you.
The muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.
Smell it.
Smell it.
The muffin man, The muffin man. The muffin man. Smell it. Smell it. The muffin man. The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
The muffin man.
Yo, you are an idiot, yo.
I swear this guy is a fucking nutcase, yo.
That lives on Newark Lane.
Yo, you are an idiot, yo.
Oh, man. Now, I don't want to, dog. I don't even really want to. It's an audio broadcast. I know. You don't bake anymore? Yo you are an idiot Yo Oh man
Nah I don't want to dog
I don't even really want to
It's an audio broadcast
I know
You don't bake anymore?
Unfortunate
Yeah I'm out the kitchen
That's crazy
It's just bullshit
That's all
We came in
So
Oh man
Men gotta step their shit up
The same way we knock women
It's conversely We gotta knock the dudes So you have dudes running. The same way we knock women, it's conversely, we got to knock the dudes.
So you have dudes running around the same way we criticize women about how women will fuck with a dude based off of only financial status.
Men, conversely, will only fuck with a woman based on how she look.
She can be stupid as fuck, bag of rocks, can't go to the PTA meeting for the kids, none of that shit.
But she pretty.
She got a fat ass.
She fire.
We'll fuck with her.
Now, back to my previous point with Mel was when you started talking about people's picking spouses, you said you want to find somebody that is equally yoked.
And that yoking in those eggs that you were talking about were financial eggs.
So now why does that not stand true?
If Travis Kelsey wants to quote unquote go find somebody
that's more equally yoked so he dropped a young lady and I'm not this is all speculation it's all
innuendo but he might have dropped that girl and go fuck with Taylor Swift because Taylor Swift got
the bag okay why is it not held in the same regard thank you for saying what you said in the beginning
about men having to step up. I appreciate
you saying that. Number two, when we were talking about the equally yoked conversation, that was in
response to the comments that Tyler Perry made. And when he made those comments, he specifically
directed them to black women and talking about black men. That's why we were having that
conversation. So I just want to make that. It was a conversation about finance though.
That's why we were having that conversation.
So I just want to make that. It was a conversation about finance, though.
That was the thing.
The focal point of that conversation was about women dating down financially.
And you said it's nothing wrong with a woman that wants to find somebody that is equally yoked financially.
Yeah.
So if Tyler Kelsey wants to go find somebody that got some spanky, why is it a downgrade?
Because I'm not saying that she's a downgrade.
Obviously, she's not a downgrade financially, but there's a factor that plays in here that he had been separated from Kayla Nicole for over a year.
So Taylor Swift didn't play a role into why they broke up and what he was searching for later on.
That's number one.
And number two, my other point was he might want a rich rich girl maybe he does maybe he wants
something somebody that's richer than him but I think that when he looks at Taylor Swift it's not
necessarily oh my god she's a bad chick I think it's that oh my god this is about to be a career
elevation for me in a different way this is about to put me on the on the radar of the NFL in a different way. This is about to put me on the radar of the NFL in a different way.
You are bringing up
a whole bunch of irrelevant shit.
I don't think that it's irrelevant
at all in this particular conversation.
I think it's very relevant.
My response to what you're saying,
though,
was all of our responses
to her in that conversation.
Like, if I'm on the side
of the love part here,
then the equally yoked shit
is how that feels. It's trash. No, I agree. I'm saying that is, you love part here, then the equally yoked shit is...
It's trash.
No, I agree.
I'm saying that is...
You know I don't stand in that.
I don't stand in that.
I think somebody needs to find somebody based on what their chemistry is and what their connection is.
I don't give a fuck.
I've dated rich chicks.
I've dated broke chicks.
I ain't date them based on their social status or where their finances lied. I dated
them based on the chemistry that I had with the person.
That old lady from Toronto.
I never dated her.
Hmm.
Oh, we don't know what to date her. Go ahead.
Go ahead.
And I didn't get a dollar
from that lady. So knock it off.
No, you was too busy dropping off.
You couldn't pick up.
So what I'm saying is,
I'm just saying for this particular instance,
yo, I don't think that a downgrade is just physical.
In closing,
we have to stop that.
Wait, I just want to ask a question before you close.
Because I've seen a lot of people go and pull up
Travis Kelsey's dating history.
And it's not just the young lady that you guys have mentioned,
and there's been other women as well.
Why can't a person say, all right, I've been doing this and not finding it.
Let me go try something different.
I wanted to touch on that too.
You 1,000% can.
If what your current plan of action is isn't working,
and you decide to change,
you're well within your right to do so. Why?
So how?
Go ahead.
So is that a downgrade?
Y'all should feel ashamed of yourself jumping a girl.
I'm not jumping a girl.
I'm not jumping a girl.
I sat here waiting with my hand up and chilled out.
And I don't feel jumped,
but here's the thing is,
I don't feel like anybody was really preoccupied
with Travis Kelsey in any way, shape or form before he was dating Kayla Nicole.
No one cared about who he was dating before.
Then he starts dating this beautiful girl.
Everybody kind of knows about the whole situation.
They break up.
Speculation as to why they did.
And now beautiful.
Get a mouth.
Listen, I'm not saying.
Well, hold up.
Before you try to misconstrue what she's saying, Travis Kelsey can get anybody in the world,
and it would be what it is because of who he is.
Yes.
But it was this one that seemed to do some molding behind the scenes.
Changed a few things.
Got him hot.
Got him going to Copper Cove in Atlanta.
She switched him up.
You pie.
She switched him up.
You pie. Not even a little bit. You pie. She's not pie. You are pie. That's a fact. She did switched him up. You pod. She switched him up. You pod.
Not even a little bit.
You pod.
He's not pod.
He's actually.
He's true.
It's true.
You pod.
She switched him up.
She upgraded him.
I stand in that.
She switched him up.
She upgraded him a little bit.
That's totally possible that the person with less money could fix you up.
Yes.
I didn't say you couldn't.
Yes.
I'm saying you pod.
I'm not.
And in closing, I do believe that he's going to spin the block for sure.
In closing, Travis Kelsey's popularity went crazy with them niggas winning Super Bowls.
And being the best tight end in the NFL.
He's the white boy that fucks with the black culture crazy.
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
That's not true.
I challenge all that.
I do too.
Because the same was not true for Zach Ertz
when he was going off.
The same is not true for Dallas Gobert.
The same is not true for Mark Andrews.
There's plenty of tight ends.
None of them is Travis Kelsey.
None of them are Travis Kelsey.
None of them had Patrick Mahomes.
None of them was the personality of the league right there.
Gentlemen, gentlemen.
Travis Kelsey is arguably the best tight end to ever live.
No, I'm not talking about
talent football wise.
What she did for his cachet.
I'm talking about his personality
off the field.
Especially amongst women.
Cachet.
All of that shit could exist.
Football is for niggas.
What he did with the women.
That's not true.
It is true.
It is true. It is true. That's not true. It is true. It is true.
It is true.
It is true.
It is true.
As a woman, I'm telling you,
what he said is true.
Let me ask you this, Mal.
Do you know the three people he named?
Who are you talking about?
Do you know who Dallas Gobert is?
Do you know who Mark Andrews is?
Do you know who Zach Ertz is?
They're all tight ends.
Do you know who they are?
No.
That's my point. That's my point.
That's our point. No, he's publicly in front of the camera on his own more than any of them other
tight ends. His public persona is it. He's loud. He's boisterous. He's mad cool. He's fly. Before
we ever knew who this girl was, we knew. Aside from that, his quarterback is the reason why
it's another part of that. That's a huge point, too.
But no, I'm talking about him off camera.
We know who fucking...
What's the crazy white boy
from New England? Gronk.
We know who Gronk is because his public
persona is larger than
life, the same way Travis Kelsey's is.
It ain't because Gronk was dating some fine-ass
model chick that we know who he is.
No, it's because Gronk is on the fucking page.
Kelsey ain't Gronk.
You kind of arguing my point.
Thank you.
And Gronk is also on the fucking Patriots.
And he's also got a shit ton
of fucking endorsement deals.
And he's on fucking commercials and shit.
The same way Travis Kelsey is.
And the fucking Patriots is a fucking dynasty.
You are describing Travis Kelsey.
Every time I have them, you jump in and we lose them.
Thank you.
I have them.
Please let me do this.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
Gronkowski is not Kelsey because Gronk, at any point in all of his party animal, spike
the ball, endorsement darling, even in spite, without without Tom Brady nobody ever looked and said oh it's somebody
at home pampering that up or it's somebody that's uh molding that that's just Gronkowski he retired
and he was still a uh an endorsement and advertisement darling based on that was not
the case with Travis Kelsey based on what that is They went to the Super Bowl when they lost,
and you still didn't see a Travis Kelsey commercial.
That was not the case.
Travis Kelsey needed a little more oomph
to be cared about by a certain demo.
Now, the people that watch football
may not highlight that demo because it's women,
and it's black women at that,
but she definitely made that nigga madder
to an audience
that would not have known his name.
Y'all got it, man.
Yeah, I'm tapping out.
We can agree to disagree.
For real.
We can agree to disagree.
Because you are a thousand percent wrong.
You didn't get nobody.
He's so right.
And that nigga.
You didn't get nobody.
You're not wrong.
You're wrong, but it's cool.
It's cool.
If I'm wrong, then why are you hearing shit from the internet saying that you downgraded?
The internet is going to be the internet.
No, no, no.
I'll tell you why.
Are you fucking kidding me?
It's Taylor Swift one.
She's an internet fucking sensation.
If what y'all are saying is true, it's Taylor Swift.
I'm her.
Nobody anywhere should say I downgraded.
You downgraded.
Would you like me to tell you why?
Would you like me to tell you why?
You want me to tell you why?
It's because black women started liking him once they saw him with the beard.
And they saw him with all of that.
That nigga's handsome.
So you just said what I said.
No, I'm talking.
So there is a community that didn't know who he was, that didn't give a fuck who he was, and tore her.
Dog.
That's what I just finished saying.
They are the same ones who are making that argument of the downgrade it's just them ain't nobody else doing
it niggas ain't doing it it's not the same ones who didn't care about him before ice the just
implies that it's not a lot of them and there's a lot of them dog i'm not trying it's not just
women talking about whether he upgraded or downgraded. A bunch of men are in the conversation. Where did the conversation start from, Mel?
Where did it start from? Where did it start from?
What do you think it started from?
I can't speak from what the starting point is.
Where do you think?
You're a smart person.
Where do you think that conversation started from?
Whatever somebody say, add enclosing to it.
I'm done.
What's next?
Enclosing.
Enclosing.
Enclosing.
I don't know what enclosing means. En In closing. There we go. In closing. No, no, in closing.
In closing.
God damn it.
We pick and choose, yo.
We said in closing.
You know what's funny?
We said in closing, but that's what I'm sitting here thinking about you.
We said in closing, Joe.
Because you and I in real life, but I actually know how to close, so I'm going to go ahead and do it.
so I'm gonna go ahead and do it because me and you
in real life
know quite a few
athletes
that didn't present
the greatest
that had some assistance
behind the scenes
from a little known girl
that nobody gave a fuck about
that
resulted in
a change
you
you and me
we know that to be true
so to hear you
argue on the side
that that's not so feasible is weird to me.
I'm not saying it's not feasible.
I'm saying it's not applicable with him.
That's what I'm saying.
Okay.
Agreed to disagree.
What else we got?
And that's not me moving on
because I'm losing an argument like the audience.
Y'all stop reading the comments.
Never.
Y'all are just guys. Never. Never. Like, read them and the comics. Never. Y'all be honest.
Never.
Never.
Like read them
and just leave them there.
I will never.
Read them and leave them there though.
I got 23 years
to read these cockamamie fucks.
Nah, I ain't gonna lie.
Here's a comment from me.
Last episode.
Y'all get the next segment together.
Right?
Whatever you need
with the shorty doer.
Last episode,
I came in here talking about these fucking weight loss pills and diabetes shit and all of this shit.
I spoke some shit into fruition.
And now I'm sick of it.
I want to tell y'all ladies out there that y'all are single-handedly killing the thick girl the same way y'all got rid of slow dancing.
It's all becoming extinct.
Dance slow dancing. It's all becoming extinct. And slow head.
Y'all are confusing the
shit out of me when I open OnlyFans
now. Goddamn, the girl that was thick
last month is a twig.
What the fuck?
Can y'all fucking find a weight
that you like and stay consistent in it?
Goddamn it. No. You know.
It's so frustrating.
It's like a nightmare. It's like fucking walking They just go with what. It's like a nightmare.
It's like fucking walking,
Night of the Living Dead.
What's the shit?
When all the dead people
was alive trying to eat you.
That's what all these
skinny girls look like.
So you know what's so crazy?
Yeah.
Is that weight is a trend.
Yes.
And that's what I was
leaning into.
Dog, niggas don't be secure
with who they are as a person.
They follow the trend.
So when the thick girls
is in style,
everybody want it thick. They gonna go get all these trend. So when the thick girls is in style, everybody want to be thick.
They're going to go get
all these fillers.
When the skinny girls
is in style,
they want to go drop
all this fucking shit out.
In the 50s,
it was the pinup era.
It was Marilyn Monroe.
It was voluptuousness,
et cetera, et cetera.
And then the 60s,
bring in Twiggy.
You know what I mean?
It's just like,
it goes up and down,
up and down,
up and down.
Twiggy went to go see
one of my favorite asses
on Saturday.
One of the biggest, nicest asses you'd ever seen. It's gone now.
It's not there.
She's not there or her ass ain't there.
You sound hurt, dog.
It's all not there. She flew away.
When you lose that much weight, it ain't just your ass leaving.
Your face is smaller. Your shoulders
are smaller. Everything is smaller.
He's just sitting there and they talking so
excited and happy. Oh my God, I lost all of this weight and I feel so much lighter and they talking so excited and happy oh my god
I lost all of this weight
and I feel so much lighter
and healthier
and I can breathe now
and my back is better
and then you just
oh god
you sitting there like
damn
but I liked you
so much
I liked you
and your back was fucked up
because you were carrying
around that wagon
I like that
I'm not hating
I know what it's like
what niggas be really don't care about your health juicy juicy cheeseburger I like that. That's hate. Yeah. I'm not hating. I know what it's like.
No, that's not.
No, that's.
What?
Niggas be really, don't really care about your health.
Juicy, juicy cheeseburger.
Yeah.
Juicy cheeseburger.
She ain't care about her health, nigga.
Ish, hey, actually, speaking of diets, speaking of diets, come on, man.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Ish is bringing sexy back.
Hang on, that's osempic.
What's going on?
You don't know how to act.
Yup.
Niggas. That nigga went and got some osempic, right, that's ozempic. What's going on? You don't know how to act.
Yep.
That nigga went and got some ozempic, right?
Yeah.
Ozempi.
He put two of them shits on.
I'm going to leave him in the dust.
He's got the semi-gastric.
This nigga's semi-gastric.
What's wrong with you?
He got the gastric.
Yeah, not the full gastric.
It's a little sniff.
It's a sniff.
Yo, they just gave me a little sleeve.
Yo, you stupid.
How you feeling?
Tell us about your weight loss journey.
I'm chilling.
Just trying to, you know, make it happen before the fall
and the winter comes.
Trying to lose weight?
That's what you do?
Summer bodies is made in the winter.
Ain't that what they say?
Wait, what?
Why did you do that for?
Don't do that again, yo.
No, that's what they said.
That's worse than that nigga liking that picture.
Yeah, don't do that again.
Don't do that again, dog.
We will jump you up here and do that again.
You stupid dog.
That nigga, I like this.
He's in shape.
Hey, yo.
You like him?
That nigga's in shape.
You like him?
You like him, yo?
You like him?
Yo, that nigga picture.
That nigga, I liked.
You liked him, right?
Nigga hair all down his shoulder.
Come on, stop.
Enough.
Enough.
That's why they say what they say.
Ice, I'm me, yo.
None of these loser niggas out here,
some of these niggas just talk it,
talk it, talk it, talk it.
I don't care about nothing that they say.
But you did the same thing Ice did about music, right?
You didn't tell us why, we asked why did you like it?
You didn't say nothing, you just like, I'm just me.
That's not a, you doing the same thing Ice did.
If you the quiet, but if you the quiet,
I'm the conductor.
Okay, okay.
I'm the conductor, I'm the conductor.
Give a fuck what these niggas say out there.
Who cares?
Who cares what they gotta say out there?
Alright, what we got?
What we got since Ish don't wanna tell us about his weight loss.
You got a goal in mind or something though?
Like tell us something.
205, 210?
Where you at right now?
Don't say that.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
You can't ask a man's weight. 205-210. Where you at right now? Don't say that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I can't ask a man to drink it.
One little bit of company, boy.
One little tongue kiss. One little tongue kiss.
Got you going crazy.
One nigga at the door.
God damn.
Sorry.
Do you have a designated point you trying to get to?
Yeah, 205-210.
I got a nutritionist and all that nigga Trey.
He a fan of the pot.
Okay.
He a big fan of the pot.
That's my guy.
Do you shout niggas out?
I don't think that's gay.
You don't think that's gay?
To have a nutritionist tell me what to eat
and watch what I eat, that's gay?
No, no, no, no.
Have a man tell you what to eat, you know what I'm saying?
Yo, yo big dog, eat this big dog.
Yo, stay away from this, stay away from that, no.
Yo big dog, eat this.
Go get this bread.
A dude telling you what nutrients
should be in your body, though?
He prep your meals for you, too?
That's a little suspect.
I'm asking you.
No, he prep the meals for you?
He prep the meals for you?
This nigga got a girl.
He live in Texas.
Oh, Zach, I knew my man.
I knew my man.
Oh, you got a long-distance relationship.
A long-distance relationship.
You're an idiot.
So that means he be FaceTiming you.
Your accountability partner.
Wait, hold on.
Yo, this shit look good?
Yo, this shit look good?
You got to show them.
How much calories you had today?
You been bad.
Yo.
Yo, you been naughty?
Yo, what's wrong?
Yo.
Yo, your brain just beat.
Yo, you degraded.
You know, today is a cheat day.
Cheat day.
All right, come on, man.
I know what's coming.
Somebody tell me about Kerry Washington.
What happened?
What happened?
What happened with Kerry Washington?
I'll tell you.
Speaking of cheat days.
So, Kerry Washington is this TV show called Finding Your Roots.
It's on PBS.
All right, slow down.
Okay, sorry.
PBS?
That's the same thing I thought.
Slow down.
PBS is back?
Why?
Before that's a really great moment. PBS! Woo-hoo! Why do you know what's coming on PBS?
Because that's channel 13.
This is a really popular show on PBS.
Yes. You are so well show. On PBS. Yes.
You are so well-read.
I know, and you guys are fucking heathens. Now, let me get this shit out.
Okay, so there's a show called...
They got to call me by their names again.
There's a show called Finding Your Roots on PBS,
and it's hosted by Henry Louis Gates,
and basically it helps a lot of celebrities track their lineage,
et cetera, et cetera.
And so he encourages families to have a private
conversation prior to going on the show so that they don't have like any wild surprises like what
ends up happening with kerry washington she discovers that um her father wasn't really her
father and that she was um conceived by a sperm donor. Oh, shit.
Okay.
My bad.
Way to go, Corey.
So, Alex Haley was on PBS with regular roots. Yeah.
That shit played every fucking day, every year.
And this was a secret that her parents kept from her.
Wait, I'm stupid, so I got to keep up.
She was conceived by a sperm donor, and she never knew.
She never knew.
Her parents had kept it from her.
Did they find someone
that looked like her father?
I don't think that that's
how sperm donors work.
Why do I have to tell my kid?
You don't get to see the photos.
You get to see, you know,
their medical history.
You get to see what they do
for a living.
I mean, that's true.
I think you can,
I know people that have done
other forms of...
In the comments,
y'all can let me know who's right, who's wrong.
I don't really know.
I've always heard that you don't see what the person looks like.
You can't do anonymous?
I need to see.
You can pick.
You can say, yo, I want him tall.
I want him to be academic.
Well, I mean, it will say the stats of what the person is.
I've got friends that met the people that they had helped with.
Yeah, me too.
At the time?
Before.
Using a sperm donor bank or
something like that or like I don't know what the system they use but they knew
the person fuck out of me okay so at the end of the day Kerry Washington had no
idea that she was conceived through sperm donor her parents apparently had
been experiencing fertility issues and so that was the route that they took but
they never told her and this was how she found out.
Because she was going to go on the show,
her parents were like, okay, the jig is up.
So that was what they had to tell her
before she went on the show.
And I thought that that was fascinating
because it kind of throws into question
your entire identity, I feel like.
She got through hands with moms.
Did you think it was foul of the parents
to keep the secret from her, man?
Absolutely.
I think that when you're making a decision to create a child, create a life, and there is some secrecy behind it,
you don't really know what the entry point of telling the kid.
And at some point, you start to feel, or you may start to feel Like so much time has passed
Don't know how to say it
And so it's better
You know
To be kept a secret
You're good
You're good Mel
You know that's bullshit
No I know
You know mom and love
I just understand
Like inner conflict
What does that do
Now at her age
And being who she is
What does that do to her mentally
What does that do to her
So now we don't care about
How that makes the child feel later on?
That's a selfish move that the parents did, man.
Listen, she's being more, you know,
loquacious about her personal life
than I've ever seen.
Not this picture.
No, she's talking a lot
about her personal life.
And she's pushing a book.
So I figure that she...
I'm going to give me some Cartier's this week.
I figure she talks about
What happens in the book
I just feel like
Mel is just good at
Just finding an excuse
For everyone
And I love her
Loquacious blockers
Yeah I'm going to get
Some loquacious blockers
I don't like that
You can look at me
And like know
What I'm thinking about
I'm going to have my glasses on
I'm about to go get me some
There's so much wrong here
Funny part is
What part?
No what do are you?
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, bro.
If you, if you had a child, let's say your child was adopted.
It's similar to this.
I don't know if her mother carried her.
Yes.
Okay.
Yeah.
Sperm donor.
Like it's her mom.
And they told the father after the procedure to go home and sleep with the mom.
So you have plausible deniability.
I double checked that happened. They told the father after the procedure to go home and sleep with the mom so you have plausible deniability. I double checked.
That happened.
They told what father?
The fake father.
The fake father.
After they did the procedure.
Non-biological father.
Non-bio father.
Non-biological father to now go home and to come bust all over.
Bust in another nigga nut.
So y'all might have mixed nuts.
Uh-oh.
Damn. Like, yo, you got mixed nuts. Uh-oh. Damn.
Like, yo, you got cashews.
I might got these.
What?
Yeah, don't come put your refurbished cum
over my shit, dog.
My shit work.
Yeah, my shit is chilling.
Don't cum over my cum.
So you can have plausible deniability.
That's sick.
But anyway, you were saying?
I believe that how you raise the child
is more important than other shit.
I just believe that if the child grew up with a loving, amazing household, I think that that trumps the other shit.
Agreed.
Agreed to a point.
I think that, you know, outside of any medical things where the father might have had to be a donor or something to that effect,
I think that the father's presence and the father's morals and the father, whatever they instilled in the child
is more important than the other shit.
That's my opinion.
Than biology.
Yeah.
I disagree.
I disagree.
Well, no, no, no.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
Okay, what stamp...
No, that's personal.
Go ahead.
I'm going to say something after.
I agree up to a certain point.
I think once that child is grown, they got a right to know. Every child has once that child is grown they got a right to know
every child has a right to know you have a right to know now i i get it where you may not want to
have that why do you have a right to know because what you thought you don't have the right to know
no no i'm talking ancestry i'm talking about things like that like now you have a whole lineage that you don't even know exist because we lied to you and told you we were your parents so dad's mom is
not grandma you actually have a biological grandma out there you have
biological grandpa you have a family or relatives I'm not gonna say family blood
makes you relatives you have blood relatives out there. Medical history. Medical history. All that type of stuff.
Medical shit.
You just have a right to.
People have a right to know their genetic origins.
People have a right to know that.
Why are we saying that's not selfish if you've been hiding that from a person for so long?
We pick and choose what's selfish and not selfish.
What makes it selfish?
And I think, hold on real quick before we get to that.
I think the person wants to know.
Exactly.
Or they wouldn't be on this show. They wouldn't be going
on Find Your Roots.
They wouldn't be sending
their information out
to these ancestry and all that.
I want to know where I come from.
So now, mom and dad,
y'all had the ability
to tell me something
all my entire life and didn't.
I got to find out this way.
You'd be better in shape
if you found out.
Hell yeah, I'd be better in shape.
There are millions of people
that do reality shows
for reasons
other than
that are presented
on the show.
Yeah, but this ain't
a reality show.
This is some
doc type of shit.
Docu-series kind of thing.
This is reality.
It's still reality.
But you put a cute bowl on it.
You don't necessarily
agree that the child
has to know.
I ain't tell you shit.
I don't even see
what the uproar is,
but I'm trying
to not sound ignorant.
I'm waiting to get educated.
You said, I don't gotta tell you shit. Really? You don't have to tell... I don't even see what uproar is, but I'm trying to not sound ignorant. I'm waiting to get educated. You said I don't got to tell you shit.
Really?
You don't have to tell?
I don't have to tell you a fucking thing.
I'm not looking at it in the manner that Joe's looking at it.
Of course, he's a little harsh, but I'm in agreement with him.
I got to come have a talk with you about me and someone's inabilities to have you?
That's now I'm sharing my personal shit with you.
I don't think I have to do any of that.
You don't have to get into details,
but you should tell them that.
Tell them what?
Yo, I'm not your biological father.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
I don't care about grandma that don't know you.
I don't care about the family that you don't have.
I do acknowledge your health.
That's the only...
But they disclosed that.
That's what I said.
They disclosed the health issues of the family
that you get the shit from.
No, I'm talking about outside of like you getting in the car.
I might have to donate blood.
They're not going to just give you some sperm and not let you know they got heart conditions.
Well, in that case, I don't care nothing about auntie or whatever family.
Don't know me and her.
Man.
Let me get this shut up.
Grandma's fine.
Grandma that lived 89 years without
your little ass. Let me ask you a question. Do you think that
you'll still think that way if
growing up you didn't
go through what you went through? Do you think you'll
still think that way? I don't know. I'm just asking.
Don't make it sound more dramatic than it is. I ain't go through
shit. Absolutely.
My stance is my stance. I think parents
have rights. I think that kids grow
up and want to apply
all of this shit,
this new age society shit.
That's not new age, yo.
This is not new age.
It is new age.
What are you talking about?
It is new.
Ancestry.com is new.
All of those comparable sites
and TV shows
where you can find out
what cum is related to you
since 1600.
Back in the day,
your mama had cheated
and you just never knew
nothing about nothing.
You was the only motherfucker
that didn't have curly hair.
You're talking about the way of...
You're talking about way of...
Cheating ain't new
or extra partners ain't new.
I'm just talking about
this information.
And what we're talking about
is the people that are affected
by not knowing
who their family is
or what they...
Oh, I got to hear
how you was affected.
My home.
Because to Ish's point,
you had two able parents
that raised you. A mom and a dad, you
already beaten out the statistics already.
They clearly raised you right.
You one of the leading ladies
in this shit. True. If your grandmom
and grandfather were great grandparents
that taught you
shit, that taught you how to make cookies, that taught
you how to make fucking macaroni and cheese.
And to Joe's point,
the fact that you had two parents,
you are beating out a population of two.
I would like to add on to that
and let's have the debate.
If they were loving, quality parents,
I don't see the deficiency.
Can I throw something in there?
Sorry, go ahead.
Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
Go.
What I'm saying is,
I'm speaking from the POV of,
I talk about it all the time,
having seen the kids whose dad left
come be reunited.
Oh, I didn't know that was my real dad.
I must find him.
I must find him.
Sometimes your mom knew
that you should stay away from dad
because dad don't give two fucks about you
and they was trying to protect you.
That's a fact.
So now you're going to go run,
run, find dad.
Oh, who's my real dad?
And you might see something
that you didn't want to see.
And now you and mom got a whole new problem.
I just do think there are situations where it's circumstantial, but you don't have to do that.
And that's why I said I'm with y'all until the child is grown.
When that is an adult and can make their own decisions now, I think they have a right to just know where they come from.
Well, then don't come beat me down about what happened from 27 years ago.
Oh, no, I'm not saying that. I don't think you should be beating me down. But that's what happened. Now we got to have a conversation. just know Well then don't come beat me down about what happened from 27 years ago. Oh no, I'm not saying that.
I don't think you should be beating me down.
But that's what happened.
Now we got to have a conversation.
Now you mad at your parents.
Yeah, because you feel betrayed.
Well, here's a little.
Because you feel betrayed.
You lied to your whole,
your entire life as a liar.
Santa Claus as a liar.
No, but on that point,
she says that when she found out
it was a sense of relief
because she had a long time feeling
that something was off.
There was always something
about her parents.
I believe that.
She loved them,
but there was always something
that just didn't
compartment right.
You know,
so being told
was a sense of relief for her.
And her book is titled
Thicker Than Water.
So it seems like
what?
wait what did you say?
cum is thicker than water
70
what did you say big dog?
hey big man
cum is thicker than water
that's the title
I don't think it can be the title
it'll get a lot of clicks.
Oh, my.
Come and stick it in water.
A lot of clicks.
I can't.
You said it'll get a lot of clicks.
God damn it.
And stop it.
Because some of these niggas come in thick.
Oh, my.
Hey, y'all better go to the doctor.
That's how they ended up in this situation.
Some of these niggas shooting out dust.
Oh, shit.
Y'all are disgusting.
Both of you.
Hey, hey, man.
You're disgusting.
You know what I mean?
You're disgusting.
Anyway, you were saying?
Nah, I just feel like
we can't speak for the people
that go through the experience.
Since back in the days,
people,
and I know a lot,
when they get older,
they're mad at their parents.
And they go through
some sort of trauma
by not knowing,
like, how can you
hide that from me?
Hold on.
Being adopted and all that shit, people feel like I'm saving you the trouble by not, like Joe said,
I'm saving you the trouble by not letting you know who these piece of shit people were.
But that's not up for you to say.
You can't, like, nigga, don't say it.
Don't say it.
Some people don't want to be saved.
There's a lot of times I can't.
Some people don't want to be saved. There's a lot of times a kid... Some people don't want to be saved from that. And you end up having a long-lasting issue
with the child
that you raised.
This is statistically proven.
I think it's 50-50.
I take it even further
than this shit
that we arguing about.
You got kids, right?
And you can agree
that you'll do something
that you might think
is in the best interest
of your kids
or protecting your kids.
So if the parents feel like that
mentally or emotionally,
because if you let them know early,
that might lead
to behavioral problems.
That might lead to
a whole bunch of
mental anguish
that you might be trying
to save them from.
I'm not telling you shit early.
Go clean your room.
I'm with you.
You get what I'm saying?
So you might,
to Ice's point,
Ice said, yo,
he believes in telling them once they're grown. I agree. They still might To Ice's point Ice said yo He believes in telling them
Once they're grown
I agree
They still might hold
A certain level of resentment
To you cause you told them
Once they were grown
And you kept it from me
For 20, 25 years
But it's the lesser of two evils
You telling me
Hold on
You telling me
When I'm grown
Versus me finding out
On my own
When I'm grown
True
Hits different
It's a risk that the parents
Are taking
Cause dog you might
I might pass away, you might,
I might pass away,
and you might pass away,
and nobody was the wiser.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's just,
I think it's just a decision that the parents have to make,
hopefully in the best interest of their kids.
And we make mistakes as parents.
That's it.
I feel you.
You got your shit lined up?
You cool?
Yeah, I got my shit lined up
got my beard lined up
yes
yes sir
I can't
I can't even
shoot at him
with the deuce deuce
no more
he pull the rifle
he be ready to go
I'm ready
I gotta stay on point
with you yo
but no you don't
I asked if your shit
was straight
and I'm telling you
I'm straight
yes
know why this is funny whoever male dating is a doofy nigga that she left over if your shit was straight. And I'm telling you, I'm straight. Yes.
Know why this is funny?
Whoever Mel Dayton is a doofy nigga
that she left over there.
She left some goofy
nigga named Edrick
with some dumbass name
over there.
Chauncey.
Yeah, you know what, man?
I ain't dating nobody cool
that the fellas might want
to meet and dap up
and get a relationship.
Well, you dating some losers,
I know.
Or, hold up.
Wait a minute now.
Boy, that nigga ain't going to be around that long, and she don't need him to meet the fellas.
Oh, whatever.
You know what?
She's just going to make faces.
Nah.
That's a good point.
I never even considered that.
I never even looked at it that way.
Nah, that's true.
Yo, yo, that's true. Yo, y'all
stupid, yo.
Weren't we just talking about genealogy?
Yeah. They went to your genealogy.
I got a question for y'all that I'd like everybody to answer
one at a time.
Oh, man.
Which way y'all want to go? This way or this way? Parks.
I don't know if I'm going to turn my daughter
in if she did it, bro.
I don't know, Joe.
You're not. It's cool. I think I'm going to turn my daughter in if she did it, bro. I don't know, Joe. You're not.
It's cool.
It's cool.
I think I'm done judging y'all over that.
I watched one of them little white boy podcasts.
They just ask a bunch of geeky questions.
And some of them just was fire, so I stole some.
Okay.
A ball and a bat cost $1.10 total.
Okay.
Okay.
The bat is $1 more than the ball.
Okay.
How much is the ball?
Wait.
You confused me.
The bat and the ball total cost $1.10.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
The bat cost $1 more than the ball.
How much is the ball?
It wouldn't be $10.
Anybody?
It's an audio broadcast.
$0.10 to me.
I would think $0.10, but I feel like this is a trick.
Yeah, it's a trick.
What's the taxes on it?
There's no trick. What's the taxes on it? There's no trick.
There's no catch.
They prefaced it by saying only 10% of the population can answer all of these shit.
But it really is no trick.
It's the direct question.
I felt really stupid, too.
But answer, please.
Tencent.
Tencent was my answer as well.
You said it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tencent.
Tencent. I said Tencent, bro. Tencent. Ten cents was my answer as well. Ice. You said it. Come on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ten cents. Ten cents.
I said ten cents, bro.
Ten cents.
We all stupid.
All right.
Math was my worst subject.
What?
The answer is five cents.
Please expound.
The ball and the bat total cost $1.10.
Mm-hmm. The bat is $1 more than the ball.
$1.05 is $1 more than the ball.
That's 5 cent, which is how my total is one dollar and ten cent.
That is correct.
It's a good one.
It's a good one.
My dumb ass.
Wasn't that pretty smooth?
That was good.
No trick?
That was good.
We just done?
That was good.
Yeah, that was a good one.
When I go remember another one, I'll shoot it out to y'all.
I like that one.
That was good.
I like that one.
That was good.
Oh, my God.
There's one that was like,
if it takes five machines...
Five widgets, five machines.
Stop.
If it takes five machines,
five minutes to make five widgets,
then how long does it take 100 machines
to make 100 widgets?
Five machines.
Five things.
Yeah.
That's it.
Of course.
It wasn't easy like that for me.
I didn't hear you.
Don't do that now.
Don't do that now.
Don't do that now, Ish. Don't do that now. Nah, the dollar five fucked me up. I'm going to tighten up here. I didn't hear you. Don't do that now. Don't do that now. Don't do that now,
Ish.
Don't do that now.
Nah,
the dollar five
fucked me up.
I'm going to tighten
over here.
I'm really mad
at the dollar five.
I'm having an internal
battle over here
over that fucking dollar five.
You too, man.
Stupid ass Ish.
I'm over here tight.
Where we at?
Now,
they belittle you
when you get it wrong
and it's like,
duh.
And then you see
the air and you're like,
that one had me tight. Five yeah fucking a dollar how did not
it's trick it's word tricks it is that's see that's what the white people did that's on the sat
um where we at we did uh kerry. Listen, love, thoughts, prayers.
Tell your kids.
Don't tell your kids.
Stop selling a book on the strength of your sperm donor daddy.
How about that?
If he wasn't there, let him not be there.
Why you don't sell a book on your own name and your own marriage,
your own experiences, your career, all of your accomplishments.
Sorry.
That's why she went to PBS.
That's why you went to PBS. For why you went to PBS For the rollout
It was a memoir
For the rollout
It's a memoir
A memoir
And it's called Thicker Than Water
So I think that she's
I know you're selling some shit
Off of your sperm donor daddy's name
Oh God
Now you're making his life hot somewhere
He dropped you off and was chilling
Word
Now you want to come tell the truth.
Have his friend group all lit up.
No, have his mother and his siblings all like, yo, that ain't really my niece, nigga.
I thought she looked like me.
That ain't really grand-grand?
Like, yeah.
What do y'all think about, oh, man, quickly, we are not being serious.
But what do y'all think about the moms that are offended
when the dads start asking for like a DNA test?
Today?
Shit.
Can't be too short.
Gotta just do it. Fuck that.
You could be offended, but today?
We heard too many stories. You shouldn't have busted
open for me in a week.
Because if it was me, you're doing that for
somebody else. Don't be offended.
Quick reply.
I want a male reply.
I don't think
that offense should be taken. Really?
Big male. High five.
They can't fuck with you.
If I'm a chick, I'll punch him in his motherfucking face.
Really? That's domestic violence.
They can get away with it.
Yes, they can. All right. That's insulting. Our relationship is over. really that's domestic violence they could get away with it but it's not a
gift they can all right don't insulting our relationship is over fuck out of
here I mean there's there's consequences to
asking for it yeah you said she shouldn't be offended what but there's
still the consequences like the relationship is over wait so you mean to
tell me you're stuck with the kid
for the next 18 and I get to go about my business
free of charge?
No, I don't know about free of charge.
It ain't free.
Without the wear and tear that comes from active fatherhood?
That sounds foul.
It's a nice ass plank.
Word.
His lights is fire fire you're not offended
until you're offended
that's true
that's true
you're not offended
until you're offended
you are correct
that's that Jersey City
wisdom
no that's some shit
I just went through
something
in the local parent
group chat
that had me
like
yo getting offended as a dad
is like, can I say something about this?
No.
I've been wording my shit so
eloquently.
It doesn't come with consequences.
Is there a circumstance in which
you would be
questioning?
I'm not talking about
you just came and dropped some
dick off and then five weeks later she's like, just, you know, came and dropped some dick off.
And then five weeks later, she's like, oh, by the way, and you guys didn't really have a sit.
I'm talking about you're in a situation.
Use your personal situation.
All of the situations require the paternity.
All of them.
What situation doesn't require that or don't call for it?
One of them states made it mandatory.
Tell me the
one. IVF.
Is it IBF or IVF?
Yeah. But I mean like that's
to both parties. That's not different. Yeah.
But regular intercourse
nowadays. You want
me to trust you?
Would you in your
current situation right now, would
you? Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah?
Yeah.
It's not a knock toward her.
I don't believe she's doing anything, but let's get the little paper that says 100%,
999999, all the nine.
That shit is obnoxious with the nines.
Yeah, mad nines.
That shit be 99.999999.
That shit is an or.
First of all, the hospital asked me both times. Okay. The hospital asked me. It wasn't even on her. Let's say you're married. Let's say it's a married couple. 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 and him start dapping each other up. What y'all talking about?
We just like,
nigga.
Football.
Hell yeah, nigga.
You like a fan?
Glad you said it.
Oh, man.
Yo, you stupid.
Anyway.
But from the standpoint,
like, if you're married,
would you still want
a paternity test?
Man, people cheat, man.
Man, we want to know.
People cheat.
What you doing, man?
What you trying to do?
What did the marriage change? Has anybody in here ever taken down a wife?
Yes.
All right, then.
Some of the husbands still don't know.
And they together.
They still trying to kill me.
You know what? Nope.
Some of these niggas had words with me before.
How do you want to?
Hey, yo.
You know I fucked your wife.
How's Candace?
Wow.
Candace still cool, word, true,
true, true. That's hilarious.
I don't do that. I read Proverbs,
Ice. What that mean?
Oh, somebody just went through this. Who just went
through this? Oh, homeboy at the fight
that slapped one of the
Charlo twins. He said that's exactly what happened he did ghillie podcast and he said dude said to his he said
how's coco or his wife is standing there and you referring to her as some other name and he was
like her name is whatever her name is and he kept on with it it was like gotta pop you
now got to gotta like uh nigga on um soul food well he was like yeah cola he's like yo why what
you talking about he's like yeah you know your wife i call her cola because you know she had
that cola bottle shape yeah that nigga said oh Smacked him in the face with the lunch tray. Niggas don't play with their wives, man.
Whipped his fucking ass.
Coca-Cola that, dude.
I feel, yeah.
I kind of feel like if you're married, then the woman's going to be offended.
Offended or not, male, we know married women step out.
That was my point in asking that.
They step out.
You think they don't?
No, I'm sure that they do. you think they don't no I'm sure
that they do
equally yoked
I'm fine
sorry
sorry
um
what else is important
you know what I wanted
to highlight real quick
y'all know I sent my mom
and my girl
to the Beyonce concert
yeah
right
did they mute up
they muted up
they won
they were at
they were at the show Atlanta won a won. They were at the show.
Atlanta won.
A couple of other.
They were at the show the day before somebody got popped for not muting up.
I knew it was going to happen.
And I said it was going to happen in Houston.
What's that mean?
What's muting up?
Beyonce does a silent challenge.
A mute challenge, yeah.
Where there's a part of her show on one of the songs where at this cue.
She says, everybody go mute.
Everybody go mute.
And the crowd is supposed to shut the fuck up. it first who what who ray schrumer hey please don't
put ray anybody and beyonce in the same sentence but go ahead and it's always that one right that
one so one person broke the thing at the sunday show and got the shit slapped out of her oh shit
big fight broke out. So a few takeaways
from the Beyonce concert in Houston that
I didn't go to, but I sent some people to.
They both
came back saying they will never wear
silver again.
Good for your fucking asses.
Good for y'all.
That's what I thought. Y'all wanted to be so thin.
Everybody wanted to be so down with the thing, thing, thing.
What's the issue with silver?
It's a theme to go to the Beyonce concert what I thought. Y'all wanted to be so thin. Everybody wanted to be so down with the thing, thing, thing. What's the issue with silver? It doesn't keep well.
Everybody,
it's a theme
to go to the Beyonce concert.
No, I get that part,
but why?
And where are you wearing it again?
For Halloween maybe?
So if you're in that stadium
since 80,000,
79,000,
my mom says
she's never even been around
that many people in her life.
So if you see
that many people
in silver
and it's Houston,
so some people killed it,
some people, it died on them some people would die and this album a lot of the community came out you know the
community gets boisterous some of them was wearing fucking just silver recycled soda cans like it got
crazy so I could see you seeing that saying I never want to do that again um that's the second
thing I never thought about my mom never being around that number of people before.
Like, I was so, like, it's Beyonce, it's a stadium, whatever.
But I never thought about some of our parents never having to have been, you know,
uncomfortably around 80,000 people.
It's a lot of people.
It was in the Cowboys?
Oh, no, it was in Houston.
No, no, it was at NRG. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha. NRG. But it was a lot000 people. It's a lot. It was in the Cowboys? Oh, no, it was in Houston. No, no, it was NRG.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
NRG.
But it was a lot of people.
Secondly, or thirdly,
whatever number I'm on,
they went to the Saturday show.
I noticed that Beyonce
had a show Friday,
and it was a show Sunday
in her hometown.
My mom came back saying
how over the top the show was,
and she couldn't believe
how in shape Beyonce was
for that amount of time doing all that stuff and then all I could think about was and she did that
the day before and the day after we don't talk about the physical shape that you have to be in
in order to pull some of these performances off not to compare her to drake they're both top of the class but drake puts the big square out there he's walking around it's
rap energy he's walking around beyonce is up there losing her fucking mind like tina turner for two
and a half hours night in and night out summer's over the summer for me didn't really summer but
drake and beyonce been doing this for about months now. You know how much shape you got to be in.
The stamina.
And that's just
the United States.
What's the world
is that world?
She did Europe
before this.
And nigga,
she's singing.
Not lip syncing.
She's singing
the entire time
that she's dancing around
going crazy
and sounds
like the album.
And got heels on.
It's different for a rapper.
No disrespect to Drake,
but it's different for a rapper. No disrespect to Drake, but it's different for a rapper.
I mean, rappers that don't wear heels.
Listen, some of these niggas getting their back.
It's true.
No, I'm talking about, yo, your breath control as a rapper, I'm sure.
She's harmonizing and hitting note after note after note.
That's a different thing. And you running around doing all this.
Put a ring on it.
It's true.
That shit is crazy. It's true. That's why i'll be like shout to her yo these are
just things that i feel like i slept on as somebody that didn't go to the show or just seeing it
online oh lastly i i clearly have severely slept on that moment of blue doing the choreo with her
mom and what that means for the people in this audience watching
Like when we just see that on our phones like it's cool. It's touching
But for the people that have followed Beyonce from Destiny's Child
It hit me that that's Hov's daughter. I forgot
I forgot about that whole shit Hov daughter is up there busting moves
Looking like him in the face next to the mom
whose whole life has been in front of us.
It's like a moment.
It's like a moment.
When it was explained to me from that POV,
it was like, oh, I slept on that moment.
I slept on that.
Like this is Puff performing with his kids
times a gabillion.
Sure, right.
And I just thought it should be highlighted
because it's important and that's fly.
And we don't highlight the good, positive stories
that come from music and black entertainment
and black culture.
I think it should be highlighted
that Hov is at every one of them fucking shows.
Just as an onlooker watching in support of,
yeah, he's at every one.
I ain't know that.
Every one.
That's dope.
Y'all thought he wasn't?
Hitting the electric slide.
Nah, I ain't know he was going to be on tour with thought he wasn't hitting the electric slide nah I ain't know
he was gonna be on tour
with her
damn I had a good joke
if I was allowed
to joke on her
same
you said you didn't
think he would
if I was a betting man
before this was announced
I said the whole
gonna be at every show
I wouldn't have
thought that
I wouldn't have
thought that either
I would've
well don't tell us why
I'm not gonna tell you why
but it makes sense
just things I wanted
to highlight
congratulations to
Beyonce and everybody that's a part of that tour and performance but it makes sense. Just things I wanted to highlight. Congratulations to Beyonce
and everybody that's a part of that tour
and performance.
Y'all going crazy.
And shout out to Blue.
And shout out to Blue.
Shout out to the whole family.
And all them niggas out there.
Shout out to them.
80,000 people.
You know my mind going to the numbers.
80,000 people.
And you know they buying merch like crazy?
Let's just say $1,000 a person.
Let's just say $1,000 a person.
Fuck. Fuck.
Yes.
She's generating a lot of money.
But the overhead of her concert is insane.
It's insane.
That revenue is different.
Yeah.
Yeah, Bernice's outfit was insane.
I'm sure.
I'm positive.
No, no.
No, you got to see it.
Turn Houston upside down.
Turn Houston right upside down.
I'm sure she put it in.
My girl thought, oh, Bernice says you look nice.
They all gone crazy for her.
I didn't really understand that.
They were like, all right, Bernice, fine.
But then when you see what she had on, it's like, oh, you went there and did that.
Got it.
Got it, got it, got it.
Good looking girl.
I'm sure it's out there somewhere. Oh, yeah, yeah. You see it? it Got it Got it Good looking girl I'm sure it's out there
Somewhere
Oh yeah
Yeah
You see it
You see it
Nice outfit
It is
I see what you did
With the silver
Oh come on
She looks great
Yeah
Wow
Yeah
Yeah she's silver
Yeah
Way to rock with the theme
Way to
We love a theme
We love a good theme
We love a theme
Way to You look good Bernice We love a theme. We love a good theme. We love a theme. Way to, you know.
You look good, Bernice.
You did that.
Keep it up.
Yo, you stupid, yo.
Yeah.
I dare him to try to Travis Kelsey.
Jalen Brown, you try it.
Hey, this conversation's going to go a whole different way.
Oh, moving on. Moving on. What else we got this important Tory lanes had a message from jail somebody
else had a message from jail to I mean who else asked. Hey, we didn't even play in that chemistry.
I am so glad you asked.
Let me tell you, this horny-ass nigga, boy.
This my man, but he horny.
He horny.
Yo, Max.
What's good, daddy?
What female artist do you like right now?
Oh, I love her.
Shout out to Cardi B. She'll be another classic. But we need a first lady on this EMT movement. Oh, I love it. That nigga is ready.
Let's go back.
Max, she is 22.
You've been in there longer than she's been alive. Let's go, Max. Max, she is 22, man.
You've been in there longer than she's been alive.
You can't do that, man.
Fuck it.
Oh, shit. Fuck it, man.
Tory got some alone at prom deluxe coming.
Jail hoardies gotta be tough.
Do I want to say this now?
Yeah, I was about to say something to him.
You got it.
You know why it's tough?
To me.
All you niggas out there that's tough and killers and fighters and boxers and drug dealers and all of this crime that y'all in.
Right? and boxers and drug dealers and all of this crime that y'all in, right?
Why y'all want to be in here?
I wonder this when I'm old.
I fucked up.
But if y'all really that dude,
why are you just so comfortable
being in there
with no pussy moving around?
You can't even probably
get a good J in there.
Yes.
Some of them niggas
are smashing the COs.
Yeah, I was just
going to say that.
And what else?
I don't know.
What else?
I don't know.
You tell me.
I don't know.
A lot of niggas
that smash COs.
Okay, but the ones
that's not smashing the COs,
they're not smashing
nothing, you think?
Yeah. What they smashing? I don't know're not smashing nothing, you think? Yeah.
What they smashing?
I don't know.
Just their hands, you think?
The Suzy or Fifi.
But the niggas that, you know what I mean?
And that's why it's confusing.
Fahim.
Right there, because of you.
Fifi and Fahim.
You know why it's confusing?
Why?
Y'all won't acknowledge the dark side of comedy.
Why?
The dark side. Why do we have to acknowledge that if the dark side of comedy. Why? The dark side.
Why do we have to acknowledge that if that's not what we're into?
Because it's happening.
Because that's part of what kept me out of there.
Like, oh, shit.
Niggas is taking your ass?
That's what you're saying?
Niggas?
No, I'm talking about being anywhere where women are not.
Sounds rough.
Y'all niggas be rushing to get back there and wear that shit like a stripe of pride.
But there's no women.
I don't think it.
Yeah.
There's some niggas that
feel comfortable in jail.
I like when women
come around.
Yeah.
Like, yo,
I don't even gotta touch them.
I just like looking at them.
True.
I just like when they're around.
Yeah.
They ain't even gotta be
the most lookingest type chicks,
but it's a different energy.
Yeah.
It's different.
Little hills.
Oh, we can get to them? I have my question. Oh, wait. Which one? Simp or the other? No, little hills. Oh, we can get to it?
And my question.
Oh, wait, which one?
Stimp or the other one?
No, my question.
Oh, I like that.
I like that.
It's a great question.
My question was to everybody,
how do you feel that a person who's representing you
or closing a deal for you
put money on top of your asking price
for their personal gain?
So they inflate your rate.
I love this question.
So inflate their rate as well. Yeah, exactly. So say if my price for a skit. So they inflate your rate. I love this question.
So inflate their rate as well. Yeah, exactly.
So say if my price for a skit is $7,000,
they may tell the person,
oh, give me $10,000.
So they can get an extra.
So they get the extra $3,000.
I have a problem with that.
Oh, wait, they keep the whole extra $3,000?
Yes.
Oh, that's foul.
Yeah, because they're probably
also taking a cut a year seven.
Exactly.
But a lot of people feel like if I'm getting you your rate, you shouldn't worry what I ask for.
No.
People argue that.
No.
There was a big argument in the barbershop about that.
Like, you got your seven, you got your ten.
If I ask for 20, nigga.
These are people that are not in that situation.
Some of them were in that situation.
There's no way.
That is so unethical.
You fucking my price off.
Yeah.
Because if that's the case,
nigga, I could have got the 10.
And you're right.
I see that red dot, nigga.
It's double dipping.
It's double dipping.
Get that red dot off me.
It's double dipping.
But there's a lot of people
that do that,
the representation
that will argue the fact
that as long as you get,
because I asked you they asked you
what do you want for this?
Give me 15.
So they feel like
if I ask for
30
it shouldn't matter
you got your 15
but it does matter
to me it matters.
That matters.
They did a great job
of negotiating
but now that's my rate.
Yeah exactly
and then what if we don't
what if you ask for so much, we don't get the deal.
Yeah, you fucked up the deal.
That too.
Is there anyone on the opposing side of this besides me?
Ish.
Me.
I'm with you.
There's a few reasons.
One, them asking for more increased your rate.
Yeah, that's not your rate.
You might have been too...
Conservative.
That's not your rate.
You might have been too... Conservative?
Conservative, doubtful, insecure to ask for 30.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
You asked for 15.
Mm-hmm.
They got 30.
30's now your new rate.
What if they don't tell you that and just keep the 15?
They're keeping the 15.
You wouldn't know they kept the 15.
So then you don't know what your new rate is.
True.
I also argue that it's not your new rate.
But he was saying that he knew.
No, no, no.
He was saying he knew about that.
So if you know about that, then now you know that 30 is your new rate.
25 is your new rate.
You get what I'm saying?
You was asking for 15.
You should have been potentially asking for 25.
If you're missing a personal game point.
Hold on.
I was just touching on that one piece.
Secondly.
And pause.
Oh, pause. Hold on I was just touching on that one piece Secondly And pause Oh pause I'm still thinking
Dog
I asked you
What you wanted
You said 15
I got you what you wanted
We're done here
Now if the person is representing you
And getting a cut of your 15
And then they double dip
I'm not a fan of that
But if I'm hiring a fan of that.
But if I'm hiring you for 15,
I don't give a fuck if I get $99 million.
I gave you your 15,
you should be satisfied.
I don't know.
But I don't think
that that's a circumstance
he's talking about.
He's talking about like,
you're talking about a rep,
somebody that you are like
rocking with,
not a one-time,
not a one-off.
Even if it was a one-off,
I still think that's,
I still think that's tasteless.
I think that should be,
I should know what you're out here
telling I'm being charged.
Yeah, you should put me on.
Because even if he took the 15
or the 30 or whatever,
you don't know who he know.
He might have did it
and then conversation going on,
yo, this nigga expensive, bro.
It cost me 30 to get him.
I don't want to do it.
Now you charged off the next man.
Like, just my thing is,
if we have a discussion,
this is my rate.
You going out shopping that is my rate you going out
shopping that as my rate cool but you doing your own thing on the side with on my name nah i'm not
doing ice you've been around party promoters for a year you've been around party promoters for
decades of course party promoters book somebody that particular entity says yo i want 10 000 to
show up the party promoter now goes and tells somebody else,
yeah, such and such want 15.
They take the five off the top.
I've had...
Respond to what he's saying.
I'm agreeing that I've known that to happen.
I've had people tell me, yo, tell him,
yo, my rate is this, but put some extra on it.
You do what you do.
I've had them say that.
In that instance, I'm cool.
I'm cool with that too.
But I'm talking about you going behind somebody's back.
You're inflating their rate.
Now, if you get it, cool, but you could also, like you said,
you could price them out.
Oh, that's too steep.
We don't want to do that.
Now you don't cost me money because you were being greedy.
You cost me money because we didn't get to do it.
You would have never gotten the money.
Yeah, you would have never gotten the money. It has never cost you money because you're at zero.
Yeah, you would have never gotten the money.
I didn't cost you money. You're at zero.
You haven't received a dime.
You did.
You cost me money because I was getting this.
They would have been cool with my rate.
That's not true.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
You don't know that.
They might not have been cool with the $7,000.
We're not counting no penny before it come.
It has to come for you to lose it.
One.
Two.
Okay. The word rep. What does
that mean? What's the rep?
That's going to have a lot to do with this.
That's what I said. Manager, agent.
If it's your manager, your publisher,
your agent,
or someone that is a part of your day
to day dealing, someone that's a part of your
team, then yes,
I have a problem with it.
That's what I took it as, I have a problem with that.
That's what I took it as.
But rep don't say that.
A rep don't say that.
It could be a middleman that's representing you.
Yeah, for a one-off.
It could be somebody that just handles the one-off deals.
And in those instances, he's going to put some tax on it.
That's standard.
Yeah, he's definitely going to put some tax on it. But Joe, they put you on it.
They're putting tax on it.
That's not always true at all. I mean, they're supposed to put you on it. I know it's not always true. always true at all i mean they're supposed to put you on i know it's not always true i want to be put on
well let's well let's talk about it joe button's my friend it's my relationship joe button's my
friend people have been like yo dog i want joe to do x y and z i might come to joe and say yo
such and such want you to be a be a narrator on his mixtape.
How much would you charge?
Joe says, I want 20 grand.
I might go back and be like, yo, Joe said he'll do it for 25.
Nigga might be like, here you go.
I'm going to give Joe 20.
Joe's happy with the 20.
I take the five.
The other person's happy.
It's win, win, win all around the board.
You don't think you should let Joe know that you took a cut, though?
Not all the time.
I mean, Joe my man.
So I'll tell him, yo'all got the nigga for five,
but I don't have to be his business.
Sometimes, right?
Whoever is doing this, they have the Rolodex.
These are their relationships.
They have a pulse on what they can and can't get.
And this is a flowing business for them,
this network of people.
So this deal for you might not have went through for whatever the reason,
but I got 30 other people that I'm funneling through this person.
So it's not only about you.
One, hold on, I'm not done.
Two, you know how many times the artist wouldn't,
the number I'm going to go get, you're not going to get anywhere
because that's not your number.
That's what happens.
That's what happens.
I'm getting this number because it's me this is the the rate that my name and good line
of credit on this name bringing you is able to take you from 7 to 12 if i just said 12 on the
strength of you it might not come but my presence here has a lot to do with whatever I'm asking for and I'm
gonna make sure you get whatever you asked me for you don't have nobody else to ask because you
don't know these people that's what may say you don't know these people also in the event that
somebody's double dipping where they're getting a managerial fee from you and they're putting something on the top sometimes i may not be mad
at that and it has to balance out because millions of times every day artists go out there and try to
book their own shit around the manager back around the rep back and y'all don't come reporting all
the information and y'all damn sure don't pay them or the taxes on it so when it come back around the other way sometimes i'm saying okay you can't be so bad i get that i see what
you okay let me ask you a question now so what happens in the event that blue williams that was
here one day i went to him talking about some manager shit whatever he asked me from the real
hey what's your prices they always gonna ask what's your prices so they can know if it's worth
it for them so whatever i was asking for would never be
what he would go to these companies and ask for on the strength of me not only to build mine and
his cachet but to set a precedent moving forward hey your prices is wrong you just all wrong so
let me do it just trust but you wouldn't still get your same price that you told him your price was
you never know but it might not be the full
price so if joe said yo blue i want 20 and blue's looking at joe like yo you selling yourself short
blue go get 40 if he comes back and gives joe 25 30 grand and he takes the rest he's doing
everybody a service and did a solid he looked out he did a solid i had to give you that nigga you
said you wanted 20 let me ask y'all a question now you leave him let me say this real quick
and go ahead
now pardon me
you leave that person
and get with the person
that's true to faith value
whatever is happening
is what they come tell you
they can't get nothing
they can't get nothing shaken
so now you do find the value
in this particular person
being the one to deliver me
go ahead Ice
now my question is
he gets you to 30.
You at the show or whatever,
you end up having a conversation with somebody and
you find out that 30 was paid for you.
Exactly. There you go. That's where the problems come from.
Do you now go back
to that person that booked and say, hey, yo,
dogs,
they told me 30.
They paid you 30 for me. Do you say
something or no? I would.
You can have that talk
if you want to have the talk.
Because these conversations
don't happen.
This happens.
If he feel like...
You don't say nothing at all.
I don't give a fuck.
Really?
I don't care.
Bro, I really try not to...
We joke and we laugh
and joke a lot.
I really try not to pocket watch
because in pocket watching,
you will always be somewhat upset.
Like anybody that's ever worked for somebody else, bro,
there's a pocket.
They getting paid off of you.
For sure.
In any capacity.
Yes.
Somebody's making money off of you.
That's the whole point of hiring people.
Or we're friends.
You see what I'm saying?
Like somebody's making money off of you.
That is a part of working for somebody else.
Yes.
I've been a contractor for 20 years.
My electrician comes out and tells me 20 grand to do a house.
I don't charge the homeowner 20 grand.
I charge the homeowner 27 grand.
I charge whatever the fuck I want to put on top of it.
That's my money.
I'm getting to pay the fee to facilitate the electrician doing everything that he's supposed to do.
And I also take the liability if the electrician do some that he's supposed to do and I also take the liability
if the electrician do some fuck shit.
I get paid for that.
So for the electrician to say, yo, you charged him
$28 and you only gave me $20.
Your point is what? This is my...
You don't know this homeowner. I put you
on this job. That wouldn't be different though
ish from the situation?
That wouldn't be different? No, because
I want Flip to do a skit for me.
Mm-hmm.
Joe, find out how much Flip will charge me.
It's six grand.
Six grand.
Joe tells me, Ish, give me 10 grand.
Flip knocks the skit out the park.
Mm-hmm.
I give Joe 10 grand, I'm happy.
Joe got his four, he's happy.
Flip got his six, he's happy.
I don't see where the discrepancy lies.
The problem is for Flip, if eventually,
if he should be making more money,
I just think there should be a communication there.
I do.
I agree.
I do too.
That's all.
But it shouldn't, I'm arguing that saying,
if we don't have a relationship and I'm doing one-offs for you,
then no, I shouldn't.
I'm with you 100% on the one-offs.
When he said your rep, I'm thinking like,
this is your person that's going out to security.
If they work for you
And they get a commission
From you anyway
Then they could be
That was
That was where we were
Some things will come at that
Like yo you still
I feel like
I just feel like it's being
To me
And I could be wrong
Unethical
And sneaky
Why you don't just tell me
Hey yo Flip
Yo I'm gonna put on
I was just speaking to my man Kirk
He like yo Flip
They want you to do something
In Newark, New Jersey
This guy got a job
I said alright cool
Kirk said on the phone to me
Call me first
Kirk said on the phone
To me
What's your price
I gave him this
He said Flip
I'm going to put something on top
I'm fine with that
But I had situations
Where when I went to
After business was said and done
I went back to the location
A year later
Yo nigga
Nigga's trying to be like
15 flip
15
In my head
So now I'm lost
What you talking about 15
So I have to
Now I have to chalk it up
Cause I don't want to show
That there's any chink in my armor
Right
So I have to chalk it up
And in my mind
Like that's foul
Cause you could've told me
Right
That's how I feel
Tell me
That sounds like a one off
And it was a one off
It sounded like somebody
Was doing one off
But it was a one off
Now it's a one Now it's a no off Now it's a no off But you're right It was a one-off. And it was a one-off. It sounded like somebody was doing a one-off. But it was a one-off. Now it's a one-off.
Now it's a no-off.
Now it's a no-off.
You're right.
It was a one-off.
But I don't know why I think like that, Joe.
I mean, I hear what you and Isha are saying.
And people, that's their arguments.
It was a big argument.
They're like, yo, nigga, I'm getting it.
If it's a one-off, that person's not incentivized to do the right thing long term.
They're trying to get their quick nut.
Because the person that's doing the one-off feels like when you argue with them, you don't want to see me eat.
Why do you care
if I'm giving you your price?
Yeah, because that's true.
That's the argument.
You don't want to see me eat,
nigga, you're the only one
that can eat.
But it's like, okay,
but I do want to see you eat,
but why not tell me?
It comes off sneaky to me,
to me.
I may be wrong.
It's just like,
put me on, nigga.
Hey, yo, Flo,
I'm going to get 12.
I'll get 12.
Go ahead.
Yo, you know what else
is funny about this?
This is another thing that's never talked about enough.
You know just how much information is kept from people like me and you?
From the manager and the rep and the agent and the agency?
Yeah, I know.
It's their job kind of to decide what is to be told to us and what is to be kept from us.
But you became comfortable with you
have you became comfortable with trusting people to run your business some of us are micromanagers
which affects the business and it takes a while for you to get out of that mentality it takes a
while that's you have to build trust and equity with a person like i'm not doing that then i mean
i'm i say you're doing crackhead shit i know i'm out there. True. But if you're not doing it like that,
you're running a crackhead operation.
True.
You have to find somebody
that you trust in some capacity
if you're trying to scale.
I agree.
Now I agree before I did that.
Before I didn't agree though.
And with me,
before I even talk about other people
putting it totally on me,
I wasn't the person
that you should have told
all the information to
when I was an artist.
I'm going to go fuck up the deal.
I'm going to go act out.
I'm going to go and carry myself in an unprofessional manner to where as if you know me and you work with me every day,
you know what's going to trigger me, send me off the loop, give me the yell at him, give me the tweet, something like that.
I don't believe talent should be told everything.
It's not until you get in that upseat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even look at in sports.
There's a reason why they have agents,
because they might tell you some shit about your performance
that you don't want to fucking hear.
To keep it real, even-
It's not going to be good for your career.
It's not going to be good for your mentality.
Even watching how they do business up here,
even watching Joe and them,
I became more
comfortable with Bassey, or you run that, because I know I'm going to react like this,
I'm going to do this.
If they say that I'm there, I'm going to fuck up the whole shit.
I'm known for fucking up situations, me personally.
Self-sabotaging, nigga, I wear it.
Nigga, fuck you, suck my dick, I don't care.
I'll take it later, because I'm going to figure it out.
But then if you can avoid that, why not avoid it?
The older you get,
you want to look to avoid that.
And then me though,
I watch people like Vince McMahon,
WWE,
nothing goes past Vince.
You see what I'm saying?
And that's a successful company.
So is Vince an anomaly?
Nothing goes past Vince.
Vince signs off on everything.
The show,
he make changes.
Yeah,
but you can still have nothing going past you where you still got people delegated. He still make changes. Yeah, but you can still have nothing going past you
where you still got
people delegated.
He still delegated.
Yeah, people delegated
to handle certain shit.
And now,
once it's decision-making time,
it makes it up the ladder to him.
But it's probably
a bunch of shit
that don't even make it up to him.
Like, the people
that's delegated to handle that
is like,
yo, we not even taking this to him.
This is dead.
Damn.
I want you to watch
the Chris Farley episode of Dark Side of Comedy okay I familiar you with
Chris Chris Farley a little bit I think I was a little bit too but I watch some
piece Chris for us so many people we love recipes Robin Williams I know
remember this in line with their cuz you said it was because they had the
wrestling one
Dark Side of the Ring
yeah Dark Side of the Ring
Vice is who did that
the wrestling one
that's just amazing
that's fire fire
and they got another one
Dark Side of the 2000s
wow
but Dark Side of Comedy
I'm super late on it
it came out in 2022
and then I heard
that Vice went down
that's what I'm saying
but now I'm seeing
the coming attractions
for season two.
That's coming October 17th for Dark Side
of Comedy. They got it. They're doing
Ellen. They're doing it.
But this first season is some of the
best shit I've ever seen. Chris Farley they did.
Roseanne they did.
The nigga from Mad TV. These niggas
was losing it. Bugging.
That's how I felt watching the wrestling one.
I personally know a bunch of comedians
and we question sometimes
like, yo,
this dude was mad,
mad funny.
What happened?
Yo, they really be fucked up.
Like a lot,
a lot of comedians
are heavy,
heavy,
heavy substance abusers.
A bunch of them.
A bunch of them.
Some of the best
are really,
really fucked up out here.
I highlighted
the Chris Farley episode
only because
in watching it
his run was so much
shorter than
I remember
just from his
name
like he was only on
SNL for like what
two
three years
yeah
but in that
he shot up season one
killed that shit right
and from there
he had problems that the cast and SNL and the co-founder, I forgot his name.
Lorne Michaels.
Lorne, Lorne, Lorne Michaels.
They ended up enabling him, but they were trying to help him by continuing to put him on in front.
And some of those Saturday Night Live episodes where he was going through it in real time.
And Lorne caught a lot of backlash for even putting this sick man going through it in real time and Lauren caught a lot of backlash
for even putting this sick man going through it in front of here like because he was a cash cow
that's why Lauren uh no Chris Farley he was a cash cow because oh he was you talking about
inner issues yeah yeah okay okay okay yeah oh they some. I'm just looking at all of season one.
Chris Farley, Andrew Dice Clay, Roseanne, Artie Lange, Richard Pryor.
Dice, you foul, yo.
Dustin Diamond.
You foul.
You foul, Dice.
That was foul.
Greg Giraldo.
You can't do that.
Freddie Prince.
Maria Bamford. Freddie Prince.
Yes, Freddie Prince.
That one was great.
He shot himself in the head.
Rest in peace. But that one was great he shot himself in the head rest in peace but that one was great he was
the comedian he's from what in the 70s
Shonda and
there was a show but anyway he was the
first Hispanic comedian to
start having these
having this mainstream success and he
had a sitcom Laverne and Shirley no
he might have featured on there I don't know but he had a show. Laverne and Shirley? No. He might have featured on there.
I don't know.
But he had a show.
His own shit.
Shonda and whatever it is
where he was killing.
And you know what else?
All of these shows
but he was sad
and he was depressed
and it got crazy.
But another thing I noticed
with all these comedians
most of them got their break
from Johnny Carson
and The Tonight Show.
Back in the day.
Every single one of them that was break from Johnny Carson and the Tonight Show. Back in the day. Every single one of them
that was doing
some underground,
whatever,
they said,
and then I went
to the Tonight Show.
Oh shit,
his child is
Freddie Prinze Jr.
Freddie Prinze Jr.
is his son.
Oh.
That's when I'm looking.
Freddie Prinze Jr.
I don't know.
You know him.
White boy played
in mad movies.
You know him.
He was married
to Sarah Michelle Gellar,
Buffy,
the Vampire Slayer.
You definitely know him. You've seen him in a bunchellar Buffy the vampire slayer you definitely know him
you've seen him in a bunch of movies
that's crazy
this nigga
you've seen him
oh
that's his son
that's his son
Freddie Prinze
yo this shit be fucking me up
Netflix
they got something coming on
um
Kadeem Hardison's mom
oh yeah
who apparently
you're not well read
no I'm getting
you're supposed to know this one.
I'm getting this.
It's your bag.
I honestly didn't see.
Don't worry, girl.
No, fuck that.
I didn't see that.
This was the fucking platform to fucking talk about that shit.
Now she got a phone.
Now she got a phone now.
She got a fucking screenshot of that shit.
I'll let you handle it.
Since you didn't bring it up, we going on hour number seven.
But while you bring it up up i didn't even know that
that was kadeem hardison's mom and how great she was bethann hardison she is a now you know
the documentary is called invisible beauty no because is this really the platform to fucking
talk about that did i tell you guys when i went to go see the documentary about donyale luna you go who the fuck is that bitch she is the first black supermodel to cover fucking vogue like and
she her history has been erased see i don't care about that these are but these two documentaries
have come out and kadeem hardison's mom to my understanding is responsible she is her role is a lot larger than first black woman.
She set the tone
back when
we wasn't allowed
to be funny.
When it was redlining comedy,
she's like the lineage.
The same way we talk about-
No, she's not a comedian.
No, fashion.
Yes.
I'm talking about fashion.
You said redlining
and comedy
and stuff like that.
In fashion, I meant.
Just the link to pull black people up.
Well, before that, she was a model herself.
Yeah.
But her beauty was not necessarily like the-
Accepted.
Yeah, exactly.
She has very Afrocentric features.
And so she was a pioneer.
And then she became an agent and the legend that she is.
Oh, I read up on it.
You don't have to tell me.
You didn't know.
I did know.
I'm, again, is this really?
What good is knowing if you don't bring it to your platform?
Hey, so you guys sound like, I saw this documentary.
It's called Invisible Beauty.
And it was about Beth.
And you niggas would have been like, shut the fuck up.
Then it's your job to find a cool way to bring it to the platform.
I was just blown away because, damn, that's Kadeem Hardison's mom.
Wow, that makes so much sense now if you just know a little bit about Kadeem Hardison.
Like, it made sense.
I didn't know.
Okay.
Well, if you get the opportunity, watch Invisible Beauty.
Okay.
That's the documentary that is about Bethann Hardison.
And then if you want to watch something else,
watch the documentary about Donyell Luna.
It makes sense because it's around the same time.
No, we're not watching that, though.
You should.
I'm talking shit.
It's on HBO.
Max, you can watch right now.
I'm talking shit.
All right, what else we got going?
Does anybody care about Drake versus Charlamagne?
We haven't talked music at all this entire episode.
I saw the post,
but I don't know
what the fuck he was,
I don't know why.
What did Charlamagne say?
I ain't repeating it.
Don't try to get me in trouble.
I mean,
it's,
whatever he said
is not to focus on
why this beef is going on.
What he said was,
this is unlike a Drake,
this is not performing
like a Drake record.
It's not good.
The lyrics, they just now talking about two days after it released. That's not like a Drake this is not performing like a Drake record it's not good the lyrics they just
now talking about two days after it released that's not like a Drake record and I thought
it would be harder to just call for the dogs this is like kind of slow just I don't get it I don't
think it's it that's what he said didn't sound like uh a diss it didn't sound like it no it was
this but it didn't sound like a horrible critique it was a diss, but it didn't sound like a horrible critique. It was a critique many people had.
I'm assuming Drake's issue was you've been,
because Drake then did
like a montage
of horrible things
that Charlamagne has said
in reference to Drake
and this is dating back
to like 2011
where when you look at it
that way,
it's like,
oh, you've been
on this nigga's head
just for a while.
Can both things be true though? Yeah, I've been on your head but head just for a while can both things be true though
yeah I've been on your head
but this is still a song
this song is still trash
yeah but
yeah but then I'm not
responding to your take
of the song being trash
I'm responding to
there being
you being on my dick
for 20 years
of you being on my dick
okay
I think that
it's a hard job
what y'all do
well now I'm kind of
y'all
I don't of what we do
but I
you know I try to stay away
from that
but I think that
if
Drake being Drake
you can't deny
Drake has had
some
monumentous moments
so if you're a person
that never gives me credit
not saying Charlamagne
doesn't
because I don't know
but if you just been
shooting at me
for the last 10-15 years even though I'm one them, then I'm going to have an issue with that.
But if you give me props and then you shoot at me, then you give me props, then you shoot at me.
I just think that comes along with the job and the territory.
But if you are the person that never gives me props, then I can definitely see how he would have an issue if that is the case.
I was home hating.
Well, because he didn't shoot at you?
Yeah.
But you give him props.
But that's why people don't.
So that you can return fire.
And now ball is in my court.
How I want to handle the biggest artists in the world.
Talking to me.
And no matter if you shitting on me or not.
You saying anything about me.
Just.
But is that what we do
yeah yo i ain't feeling that we as people we respond to negative things faster than positive
of course a negative negative response gets negativity negativity gets a quicker response
to anything positive now i say that as an an innocent bystander as an onlooker right because
it didn't feel good when drake was coming at me it didn't feel good when Drake was coming at me.
It didn't feel good.
Like, I wasn't excited to come in
and pod and go rap and, no.
Kind of ruined life a little bit.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, yeah.
Yeah, I'm podding.
I'm just talking shit.
All right.
All right.
You want the nigga to shoot us, you?
No, not today.
Not today.
Go on, see him coming out the water pool.
Okay.
Oh, you trying to make a gay joke about me?
Asking a question or something.
You just stepped on his gay joke.
Stopped right on that shit.
Stopped on that shit.
A-Town stopped.
Take it to the hill in Toto.
Yo, Mel, tell us about the strike ending.
Yeah, so it seems like the WGA strike
has reached a tentative deal um yeah so
it hasn't been formally um signed off on but if it is then that will end the deal and so
things that will return really quickly are um late night shows late night shows those are
going to return quicker but it's going to take a while for the machine to
get rolling again.
That doesn't mean that SAG and AFTRA
their deal's
been finalized.
They're still going to be striking.
I also read that the WGA is striking against
video game companies now.
Why?
Because they use actors and writers in video games
damn near movies now.
If they're not getting their cut of that shit while we're doing this, Mm-hmm. Why? Because they use actors and writers in video games. Video games are damn near movies now. Mm-hmm. Yep.
So if they're not getting their cut of that shit, while we're doing this, let's go ahead
and take care of this one.
Include y'all into it.
Me as well.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
But I'm glad that that's happening.
Yeah.
You know I can't see, yo.
Pass this to him.
And we'll just keep talking.
Yeah, ain't nobody telling you to look
look at you
what
I get to look
look at these guys
alright
well I'm glad
the shows will be
coming back
yeah
they did issue
a little announcement
to the members
they were like
hey
don't y'all
go back to work
we don't have
nothing signed yet
y'all are still striking.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right.
Tentative deal.
Yeah, they were like, look, this is just tentative.
Let's wait till we get the ink dry.
Because shit can blow up at the last minute.
Exactly.
So it's pretty cool.
Glad to hear that the strike will be over, though, because you shows us.
It's rough right now.
It's rough on shit.
You shows us rough.
Yeah.
I meant to do this at the top.
Prayers for Crazy Bone, of course.
Yes.
Pardon us.
Crazy Bone.
Yeah, that's a really sad story.
Crazy Bone, we love you.
We praying for you.
Word up.
We need you, man.
Definitely.
And shout out to his fans, family, loved ones, all of his group mates.
Everybody. Everybody.
Everybody.
Drag-on versus?
Drag-on versus Pitbull, man.
The battle we needed.
Excuse me?
Wait, what Pitbull?
Who's Drag-on?
Drag-on.
They call me Drag-on.
I keep telling y'all about his music self.
No, I know who Drag-on is.
I just said it, nigga.
You scared me.
I don't know.
Stop.
I don't know.
And Pitbull.
Pitbull.
Mr. Miami Pitbull?
Mr. 305?
Apparently, Pitbull keeps saying that he beat Dragón in a rap battle.
Dragón don't like that shit at all.
Yes.
Is there any...
You know, Dragón was battling a lot of niggas back in the days.
He was.
And his record was flawless.
So he keeps saying that, you know, he's upset that Pitbull,
he addressed Pitbull,
and nigga, stop saying you beat me in a rap battle.
That's not what happened.
Or come battle me.
Or come battle me now.
Today.
Or leave your 27,000 square foot villa
and somewhere else to come to uptown.
He's not uptown.
Come on.
That's rude.
I was just asking.
My man, he's not uptown.
That's crazy.
I was just asking.
Are you pulling up drag on to read it?
I am.
I was going to say it to you
because I think you'll probably put a little bit more sauce on it.
While we say that,
I mean, it's hard for me to tell drag
that nobody gives a fuck When he gives a fuck
Like I see how his life
Could be affected
By Pitbull
Saying some shit
Niggas in the projects
Running up to drag
Yeah he lost
He lost to Pitbull
Like Pitbull just thinking
He's saying some shit
In the interview
Nigga drag on
Life is being affected
By what you're saying
Knock it off
So much so
That he had to say Something about it 30 years later.
And he still sounded like mad.
The bad shit.
At Pitbull.
I've been watching you tell lies for over 15 years about how you battled me and won.
Crying face.
Crying face, crying face.
First off, I was shooting a video with DMX, No Love For Me.
And they begged me to come outside to hear you and spit with you.
I didn't even want to come out there.
And I shouldn't have.
But I did.
That was not a battle at all.
And you know this.
Don't let this nigga Irv Gotti pump you up to get smoked.
I don't know why you've been saying you got on through me.
Because you have been very successful.
Very successful.
Now, you even added more lies to the story.
I battled real niggas with real bars.
So now you have my undivided attention.
So check this out.
If you mention my name,
oh, this is the Joe Budden special right here.
If you mention my name.
One more again.
One more time.
In a disrespectful way,
you will be my next part 47.
I will dedicate that one to you and herb goddy with no problem
i do not bother no one but you keep messing with me why i know i'm a bar trophy to some of you
rappers and before you respond go watch my other freestyle parts and see if you want this smoke. On my mama, I will smoke you.
Pitbull, I will.
I like mixing my blah, blah, blah.
I can't read no more.
I've read enough.
Yeah, that's enough.
Drag on.
Pitbull.
It's busy.
Huh?
He's busy.
I don't think he's coming up for that. Yeah, he's busy eyeing in the suit.
And listen, stop.
Don't do that to Pitbull.
Pitbull used to go.
Maybe he could have won.
Maybe he could have won a round or two.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know.
I'm not going to say Pitbull won because Drag-On seemed pretty upset about it.
But I am going to let him know that these kids today don't care, man.
That's not enough.
These kids, they don't care about who won.
None of y'all won today.
Flip, you all right over there?
Yeah.
Can you stand up?
I'm excited.
Why are you excited?
The docket, too.
Hey.
Uh-oh.
Clear out.
I saw.
Let me clear out.
Let me run to the baseline.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I got to run to the baseline with my hands up for the three.
Fuck out of here.
No, I'm throwing it to you.
Wait, huh?
That is not how dockets work.
Listen, we heard what you niggas saying out there, man.
I just want to say this.
I feel like it's extremely disrespectful how Joe Button and the Joe Button podcast
was being disrespected out there when we were extremely respectful up here to the guest.
We had fun.
We laughed.
We joked.
I think it's tasteless, classless.
And I think that
all it does is
all it does is say
what the people are saying
about these individuals is true.
A phone call sometimes
a phone call most of the times
could mend all this out
But everybody chooses to go to the internet
And why?
Why do that?
Tasha K
You talk about the white man, right?
You went to the white man
And stuff like that
But when you were up here
Joe showed you love
We all showed you love
While you were saying a lot of funny stuff up here
We gave you the grace
And allowed you to speak your piece
All Joe said to me and to us Is that I think we have to edit it a little more seeing a lot of funny stuff up here. We gave you the grace and allowed you to speak your piece.
All Joe said to me and to us is that I think we have to edit it a little more.
And you went out there and went loose.
And salute.
But you can't talk about this black power shit
if you just run to the white man,
quote unquote allegedly,
if you run to the white man
and use him as a tool
to insult black people.
It's nasty.
It's disgusting.
You mentioned it, Melissa Ford.
Melissa Ford Hawley said
two or three words to you
and she was extremely respectful.
That's nasty.
You said that you said I was a bitch.
You did say that up here,
which was cool,
but I don't take it serious
because it's content.
Shout out to you
and the young lady
that was up here representing
and I still like you
and I think that you're a unique person.
I just think the way you went about it,
you're better than that.
We sat here, you know,
you were motivating me
when you was talking about the black man
and knowing how to move and stuff like that.
And the first chance you got
is that you went to a white man
and allowed him to join you
into bashing your fellow black brother
over an interview.
And you should have just asked him
or took your time
because to my knowledge,
all Joe said was,
we have to edit it a little more
and then we're going to put it out.
And then you jumped out the window.
You just shot yourself in the foot.
So I do wish the best for you.
I think you're dope.
I listened to this.
I followed you and stuff like that.
But I just think that
You didn't have to go that route sis
You better than that
Keep it like that
Okay
Alright
Nice clean docket there
You got anything else
Or
That was it
No yeah
I don't want to insult her man
No I just meant anybody
Like you got
Usually a docket implies
Just more than one
Yeah it's more
It's a list
Nah Nah My man come back Yeah My man Oh Usually a docket implies There's more than one Yeah it's more It's a list Nah
Nah
My man come back
Yeah
My man
Oh
I had some names
I'm about to say
I think that was
Very well worded flip
Yeah it was
Thank you
Well said
Well thought out
And
I like that
I'm glad
I like that
I'm glad you did that
Like that
Cause it's really
Right like
You see people say shit Like like, the content creator,
and you want to come back in here and get the content.
But sometimes it ain't even about that, right?
Like, still ain't got no beef with Shorty.
But you're doing what you're doing.
Have a blast.
Play with the pigs.
Might get muddy sometime.
Not saying she's a pig.
I'm just saying.
It's what comes with the territory.
That's it. I'm feeling good. I what comes with the territory that's it I'm
feeling good I don't have a docket I don't have a docket none at all but what I know what I will
say this is not this is not docket related I kind of said something like this similar to her in the
text when she hit me after she had went to the internet with all of that craziness that I didn't
click on see that's the thing I don't click I don't know what y'all say to these sources to
these outlets on your live stream when the fans come tell me I don't know what you said because
I'm a master at not clicking it so when you spoke when I when she hit me I didn't click none of that
shit right what I will say this age we in where people communicate through the Internet is goofy to me.
Especially when you have something that's hurting you or affecting you or that you want to share or be expressive about and you can't.
You just rush to your Insta Live, to Snapchat, to TikTok, to YouTube.
I think that this new generation or this new wave of people that do that
need to find a different way.
Nothing wrong with the internet.
I agree.
But we got to find
better ways
to handle our emotions
or shit that we're angry about.
I think at a certain age.
Because the newer generation,
this is what they do.
I ain't saying age
is only because
some of these older people
ain't never stepped
off the porch.
Right?
So they learning
like these kids is learning.
Resolution and conversations for us at our age didn't come through a computer.
We learned.
I had to speak to somebody.
I had to talk to you on the phone.
I had to talk to you face to face.
It didn't come from a computer.
Nowadays, people rush to the Internet to express their grievances.
And I just think that that's crazy to me from a
certain age group and up i mean yeah they should process better the younger kids that's what they
do they go to this immediately you know i'm saying but for us yo we 40 if i if i got your number i
told somebody else that was shooting i was like yo dog you got my phone number if you have an issue
with me call me on the phone don't put my name on no fucking Instagram post like that's goofy
shit to me
I think that's important
for us to share
so let me share too
yo
if you got a problem
with me
and you have my number
keep that shit
to your fucking self
and it's up
it's up when you see me
and that's it
that's it
that's just what it is
if you got a problem
yeah like that shit
is goofy
what the fuck
are they talking about
niggas it's fucking stupid
prayers love thoughts well wishes to all right Yeah, like that shit's a goof. What the fuck are they talking about? Niggas, it's fucking stupid.
Prayers, love, thoughts, well wishes to all, right?
I don't even pay none of that fucking hug going to see itchy and scratchy no mind.
He was up here talking about segregation.
Now you running this nigga.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
Itchy and scratchy.
Yeah, now he look itchy and scratchy.
He like both of them niggas.
Greasy and dusty.
You don't respond to these things, man.
That's why you have six people.
You don't respond to these things.
But sometimes us being up here and asking and having these conversations,
it kind of bothers us as a team.
Well, me.
You know what I mean?
Because it's like, I don't remember you saying that.
I don't know, like.
Saying what?
I'm not putting the interview out.
I don't remember him saying that. I saying what? I'm not putting the interview out. I don't I don't remember him saying I keep thinking I went back to ask me directly on the spot on air on the next episode.
How are you putting out?
I was like, oh, no, maybe not.
Yeah, that's what that's what she told me. Oh, but then when.
OK.
And I even said that she said that to me.
You said you wasn't putting out where you said that publicly in a pocket.
No, I responded to a story that was specifically about me on a podcast publicly.
Has nothing to do with how I'm moving outside of a podcast. People do that, too.
Right. Like podcasters get to podcasting. And now we've taken your podcast word is bond.
I'm sitting here lying my ass off most of the time. Y'all can't take my podcast word as shit.
Yeah, but when I asked you also,
you said we have to do
a little more editing.
It was more editing.
That was it.
But listen, great.
Sometimes people show
their ass in that process.
So while I'm editing,
y'all showing y'all ass,
okay, now I'm not
putting this out
and I'm not working
with y'all no more.
The end.
It's not worth,
the risk is not worth
the reward in that aspect. There's no beef. But end. It's not worth, the risk is not worth the reward. Got it.
In that aspect.
There's no beef.
But you were empath.
Do you understand the emotional standpoint?
I totally understand
because it was a great interview.
Got it.
So you understand what I mean?
To me, that's more of a reason.
Yeah, but see,
I disagree with that.
Me too.
Because if it was a great interview,
I think we built,
I'm sorry, Ice.
No, go ahead, go ahead, go ahead.
With that being said,
the interview was really, really good.
It was.
Actually, surprisingly so
We had a great chemistry
All that
We was laughing
And bugging out up here
So my thing would be
And this is again
Goes back to I think
Age and maturity
If I felt that
I would hit you like
Yo dawg
I thought we had
Something fly
Well that's one way to do it
Instead of going straight
To the internet
To do the messy shit
I would have called you
On the phone
And said yo dawg
And it bothered her
Because I watched the video.
She's emotional.
Almost emotional.
I believe that.
Yeah, I don't even like
how she say nigger.
She said it like with the ER,
like when some of y'all
get flustered,
y'all curse bad.
No offense.
Like some of y'all
should just talk straight
when y'all get to cursing.
It sounded like an ER on that.
She was tight, tight, tight.
But to me, I'm like,
is she emotional
because the interview was good
because she has love for Joe? Like, I didn't understand. No, she has no love for me. She was tight, tight, tight. But to me, I'm like, is she emotional because the interview was good?
Because she has love for Joe?
I didn't understand.
No, she has no love for me.
She's emotional because, I tell you, when people go on press runs,
they have something that they want to press run.
Got it.
In her case, I assume it was an attempt at humanizing her,
which our episode did the best job ever would have done humanizing her so when that don't come out i get the anger and damn i kind of needed that one to hit she went and talked to
homeboy that that wasn't nothing like what we did nothing that was nothing my thing is though
just because you angry don't give you the right to behave that way. True, but everybody deals with anger differently.
True, but if I wanted to be humanized, this is going to work in reverse.
Well, in talking to her, you could see that she don't hit all the steps.
But Joe, I know you always say, Flip, this is what you do.
This is what you do.
I didn't want to talk with this girl at all, but somehow here we are.
Oh, Joe.
Do we have time?
What?
Do you do?
I'm your tag team partner, Joe.
I'm your man.
But sometimes the tag team for me, I'm only speaking about for me, is not paying in any
month.
I just don't like that.
Yeah, but so what?
But you want people to think these things and you were so nice and you were cool.
I mean, we said it was great.
Like, where does it turn left?
And then I have to question you because as your brother,
it's like, okay,
I asked you this question
on the phone
and I asked you on the pod,
like, all right,
you said you understand cool.
You've also been a man
that's been very vocal.
I don't think that Cardi B
is the reason
that you didn't do it.
And that's wrong
to let people run with that.
Because you just said
in the same pod,
hey, yo,
when I say a thousand
good things about you
and you don't hit me up,
don't hit me up, don't hit me up
when I say one bad thing.
That was to that situation.
You wasn't kissing ass,
so why let that...
But the people that believe...
The people that believe
I changed my course of action
because of Cardi B
are going to think
that regardless.
And what if you don't
give a fuck
what those people think?
I don't care.
I got it, okay.
Yeah, I don't care
what any of these people think,
right?
Like, there's some people
out there that say
I changed my course of action because I want a cardi b interview cardi b has
done at least seven interviews in the past two weeks i've just watched them i don't want i don't
i'm not looking for that if you want to come here and sit here great but i'm not looking for a cardi
b interview that was kaiser just now calling me yo you want a car interview i gotta piece it up
no i don't piece it up but i, I don't. Piece it up.
But I don't want no interview.
I don't like that they put that on content creators, too.
That you flimsy in your backbone because you want a story or an interview.
Yeah, all of y'all niggas can suck my dick.
Hey, because a lot of them are.
Majority of them are.
That's true.
That's how they play.
But them, cool.
I want to always conduct myself in a manner that shows the separation.
Exactly.
I don't do that.
No, I'm with you.
I'm just saying that.
I don't do that.
The reason why they put that on them niggas on the concert grid is how they behave.
This would go out.
Yo, in closing on my part, I watched my man edit some stuff to sort of push the humanizing agenda.
Watch him.
Yo, that may not sound good.. Yo, that may not sound good.
You know, that may not look good.
So you'll take that part out.
Off the strip of her, not off the strip of us.
We didn't say nothing crazy.
And he don't get credit for it.
But if I say that, they say I'm on his dick,
I'm on his nuts, which is cool.
Because I don't really even fuck with him sometimes.
But I have to say the truth of what I see.
Yo, yo, yo, Parks, take that part out.
That part might sound crazy and it and put her in a bad light.
The interview had the potential to be a problem reputation-wise.
It could have been a financial problem.
It could have been an algorithmic problem.
There were 99 problems that the interview could have been before Cardi B got inserted into this.
Got it.
And clearly, they both are still
really passionate about whatever transpired,
and I was negligent in that. I'm
accountable for it. They both are still
kind of turned up over it, so
not the time to put
yourself in woman shit when they got turned up.
To anybody I did wrong,
I apologize.
To the rest of you,
suck my left yeah suck my
fucking left ball
nigga
it's up when you see me
you know what time it is
that's it
oh my god
now
what else we got
we got more on the docket
that was like a friendly little
that was like a docket
with grace
yeah we gotta give grace
that was a graceful docket
I think the other docket
members
cause we gonna go in
we gonna go in
I'm not going in I know if you going to go in I'm not going in
I know
Exactly
If you're not going in
I'm not going in
Your life is too good man
Don't look at me
You know I ain't going in
Because they be going that too
If it don't affect nothing
If it don't affect nothing
They try to take Joe out
Let me just say
They try to take my man out
I know y'all don't like the hair
They try to take him out
Niggas is coming
Hey yo Flip what up
Yup
They try to take my man out
They try to hit his shop
I have one request
To whoever it is That will do my future doc if it's not me.
When you get to the portion showing all the people that have tried to take me out over the years,
please do a reenactment in real time showing what I was doing at the time.
Like, that's what I'd be home thinking on the weekends.
Like, if these niggas knew what I'd just be home doing and thinking while they're kicking
my back in, it's nuts.
Like, you would stop.
You would stop.
I'm pouring the fucking lavender Epsom salt into the bathtub.
Unbothered, nigga.
Hey, I got my oil.
I pull out my little oil thing me and my son get to pour in the oil burners in.
I'm pulling the Glade plug-ins all around the house. I'm bodying shit while y'all kicking my back. I'm pulling the Glade plug-ins all around the house.
I'm bodying shit
while y'all kicking my back.
I'm smelling the Glade.
Mmm.
Some new shit.
Shea vanilla.
Shea vanilla.
Yeah, I'm into all that domestic shit.
You niggas is online
fucking being terrorists.
Joe Mother be DMing me,
sending me the...
The cents?
Got them on sale for a dollar.
My mom gonna find the sale. And got them on sale for a dollar. My mom going to find them on sale.
And they got the shea butter Epsom salt.
Dog, that's what I was laughing at.
Y'all are kicking my back in online.
You know where my brain is?
I'm at CVS getting the L'Oreal facial moisturizer shit that now they're keeping the glass thing.
They keep everything in the glass.
Everything is locked up now.
All right, so I ain't been in a while.
Oh, no.
It's all locked up now.
In the burps.
Too Faced.
No, here.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Burps.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant.
Deodorant. Deodorant. Burps? L'Oreal facial shit? No, they keep that shit in the glass in the hood. Okay. Oh, no, in the hood. The whole store's in the hood.
We can't even get a water.
I'm talking about here, nigga.
Really?
Yeah, so wait.
It gets dumber while they kicking my back in the line.
Let me tell y'all what I'm doing.
I'm in front of the L'Oreal glass.
There's a button.
There's a little button.
You can tell me.
Why didn't y'all come in and tell me about this, though?
They've been slowly putting more things in jail.
I'm going to fight y'all.
The only thing I went to CVS and never bought was lube until I started getting it sent to my house,
and they wasn't locking that up.
I was the only freaking nigga over there.
It's locked up now.
So I pressed the little button.
Funny thing, the lube isn't locked up in my joint.
The lube ain't locked up over here either.
Oh, nah.
Well, anyway, we'll just shut up, man.
That shit locked up.
On the glass, they got the little circle button that says.
Call for attention.
Call for attention.
So I pressed the shit like a dodo.
I just pressed it and I'm standing there.
Assistance needed in allergy department.
Where I was, it wasn't a burp.
It was like an ambulance was coming.
And then the voice that come on is the overworked girl.
One lady on the register.
30 people up there.
It's her voice.
Hey, can we get some assistance in the L'Oreal skin department?
So I stand there.
Somebody got to acknowledge that.
Guess what?
Nope.
No.
I started tippy-toeing.
Maybe they missed me.
Nope.
Not a thing.
So you know what I did?
Yelled? No, you push it again. Yeah, you got missed me. Nope, not a thing. So you know what I did? Yelled?
No, you pushed it again.
Like a loser.
Hey, they need attention over there.
Finally, I stepped toward them niggas, grabbed them by the apron. Yo, dog, you gonna bust
this shit open or not?
They got some L'Oreal Shea Butter shit I need
right here. I got like 90 of themreal shea butter shit I need right here.
I got like 90 of them shea butter shit.
My skin look good?
Mm-hmm.
Thank you, Mel.
See, they don't have
skin regimens
and he don't use lotion.
Who don't?
And he don't use lotion.
Oh, okay.
Don't say they.
Shut up, nigga.
Skin is good.
I want to hear about
that Invisalign shit
you're talking about.
That has nothing
to do with skin.
See, look.
Yeah, you should have told me that.
Yeah, it's hell.
It's hell in the Walgreens.
I didn't know that was going on.
That is ridiculous, bro.
Oh, no, Walgreens is crazy.
The whole store is on lots and lots.
I know Walgreens is crazy.
CBS, I didn't know they was getting that.
CBS was locked up before Walgreens for me.
I didn't know they did that in the Burbs.
In the hood, they got it like that.
I didn't know the Burbs. I can't even go
to the Walgreens in the hood no more.
It's annoying. You're going to spend
more time waiting and then, and it's so
bad in the hood now.
When you push the button, whatever
you get, they're going to take it to the
register. Oh, yeah, yeah. You can't even get it.
That's ridiculous. But now, you get to the register.
Look, look, you get to the register.
You don't know. You don't went to a couple different sections. So they're going to say, some of your shit here, you get to the register. Treat me like a man. Look, you get to the register. You don't know. You done went to a couple different sections.
So they done sat some of your shit here, some of your shit there.
Like, I'm good.
No, don't go.
I'm going to go a couple towns over.
Home Depot doing that.
I remember I used to go in there.
The plan B was what I learned was locked up.
I was there.
That's right behind the register.
That was the first one.
That was the first one to go.
Let me see if I have anything else here I think is important.
You see they're trying to reboot The Office.
Leave it alone.
They are?
Michael Scott coming back?
No, they said they don't know what castmates and characters will be back.
Bring it back.
But the showrunner is behind it.
The original showrunner is behind it, so they're figuring it out.
I don't think any of the actors.
Steve Carell, he's not coming back. I doubt that he's coming back. Bring it behind it, so they're figuring it out. I don't think any of the actors Steve Carell,
he's not coming back.
I doubt that he's coming back.
Bring it back.
He had that.
Leave it alone.
I'll watch it.
That shit was great.
Yo, speaking of Steve Carell,
what I will say is
there was some clip
that went around about the,
what's Jennifer Aniston's show?
The Morning Show.
The Morning Show.
Y'all should watch it.
And that clip looked fire enough
to make me watch it.
I am going to check it out.
The show's fire.
I have to go back to season one?
Yes, you do.
You absolutely have to start season one. I am going to check it out. The show's fire. I have to go back to season one? Yes, you do. You absolutely have to start
season one.
100?
Sorry, I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
The show is so good.
No, listen.
The show is so good.
You have to start it
at season one.
The show is so good.
And it's not even
about Jennifer Aniston
even though she's fabulous
and won a Golden Globe.
Okay, big dog.
Yeah.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to do whatever
you say.
Because season three
just started, but you have to go back to season one. I'm going to do whatever you say. Because season three just started,
but you have to go back
to season one
because Steve Carell
is not in season three.
We understand.
Sorry.
Very passionate.
Jesus.
I really like the show.
I do too.
I'm with her.
That show is amazing.
I got to watch it.
There's nothing to watch.
Really quickly,
does anybody have any thoughts
on Spotify's usage of AI
as it pertains to podcasts?
What are they doing now?
They're using AI to translate
in over 30 countries
or however many countries.
And languages.
Yeah.
I'm actually not mad at that.
I like it too.
I'm not mad at it.
I feel like they stole my IP.
Yeah, as someone,
we've had these conversations
internally about how to do this.
Yeah, I've had it with them.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Directly over there. Oh, shit. Directly over there.
Oh, yeah.
In 2018.
You know what would really blow us up?
Parlez-vous, Vincent?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Too much manpower.
Too expensive.
I'm not doing none of that shit.
Well, I got the AI.
It makes sense.
I do appreciate...
AI is going to be fly in certain ways.
Because imagine that.
I'm sure with this AI,
I don't know if it's there yet,
but they could probably use our voices and just have us talking in French. That's what they're doing. it's flying. Because imagine that, like I'm sure with this AI, I don't know if it's there yet, but they could probably use our voices
and just have us talking in French.
That's what they're doing.
That's fly.
That is what they're doing.
That's fine.
That's also the fear.
That's scary though.
That's the problem.
With that should come some.
I ain't saying that shit.
Healthy fear.
Yeah.
Right?
No, with some heavy compensation.
That's all I'm saying.
But I mean,
theoretically.
Well, that's where the fight is one and two
they wasn't
compensating us
for nothing else
so why would they
think they gotta
compensate us for that
like that's scary
especially if it's
their content
what they said
the news this morning
said the chat GPT
gotta update now
where you could
this shit could smell
it could do mad shit
it could see
it could see
hear
yeah it could do
something else scary scary times but think about like if i own your content let's just say i own your content
and i bought your content for x cool perpetuity but now i can take said content that i already own
add french to it that would have to be in the language or not because it that bridge wasn't crossed when y'all first signed the contract gotta be in the language. Or not, because that bridge
wasn't crossed
when y'all first
signed the contract.
Gotta be in the language, bro.
Ain't that one of the
arguments with streaming?
And a lot of people
are getting their shit
taken down because of it.
Shit gotta be,
it's gotta be in there
somewhere.
In streaming,
if I think,
I'm talking about
the right conversation,
like in my contract
and Peter Gunn's contract,
that's not,
let's say it's not addressed.
What is that?
So now we have to have a conversation in 2024 when streaming comes up,
because that wasn't acknowledged.
I think what Parks is saying is today,
they checking all of this stuff.
Yeah.
They might need a general ass contract talking about some,
anything that occurs between the heavens.
Yeah.
And the entire universe. And yeah, yeah, yeah.
In the entire universe.
In Joe's contract,
let's say,
it's all hypothetical.
Let's say Spotify owns your,
what years were you on Spotify?
2018 to 2020.
So 2018 to 2020.
Change the game.
Let's just.
Boy, change the game. Catch yourself in the back.
Look, so if.
We did it.
It wasn't just me.
If Spotify.
Catch yourself in the back.
If Spotify owned that content
Just say they owned it
Now they took that content
And added French
That's a whole country of France
That they can now market you to
All those back episodes
All that back catalog
Spanish
Man, other countries
Yeah
So now
Contractually
Would they have been
Legally able to do that
Well you started this With Spotify owns it So they can do whatever they want started this with Spotify owns it, so they can do whatever they want.
That's my point.
If they own it, they can do whatever they want.
That's my point.
Park said no.
It depends on what the...
It's way too broad of a conversation, but if you reinterpret someone's work,
that I created the work, you would have to compensate me in some way to use it again.
It's a new license.
Even if they owned it.
It's like sampling.
You can't just take some shit
and do whatever you fucking want with it, no.
But if they own 100% of it and your contract
has you shit out of luck, you're shit out of luck probably.
If you're smart like Parks,
then you address
language. If you are not
smart and someone owns it and you
don't address anything, then they are going to do it after
fucking language.
Or if you, maybe you are smart,
or the language is in the contract,
and you just don't give a fuck,
and don't have someone go look at the contract again,
they can do whatever they want.
They might do it and wait to see if you do something about it.
Yeah.
Your lawyer might have missed fucking paragraph 17C in the 130 page.
Right?
Or you may not want to pay your lawyer to go back for some
contract that you already spent the money on.
Yeah, it can get tricky.
It can get tricky.
It's a cash cow. Absolutely.
I like some of the positives
that could come from this shit.
Alright, I don't think I... Parks.
The floor. Oh yeah, go ahead man.
Please, I can't. The floor is. Yo. The floor... Oh, yeah, go ahead, man. Please, I can't...
The floor is yours.
What'd you guys do Sunday?
How'd y'all teams do?
Huh?
How'd y'all teams do?
We had first place in our division.
Oh, you won?
Yeah.
My team don't even count this year.
I hate to see it, but they don't count.
My team has nobody.
They don't count.
That game was insane. I wanted to turn this shit off, but I couldn't know. They don't know. That game was insane.
I wanted to turn the shit off,
but I couldn't turn it off
because my team was the one.
At home,
Parks is a Miami Dolphins fan.
That's correct.
The Dolphins beat the dog shit
out of the Denver Broncos.
What's bigger than dog shit?
Yeah, that was elephant shit.
Yeah, that was like
this mother type of shit.
They scored the second most points ever,
had the most yards ever.
Could have taken the record, but they'd mercyed him on the field goal.
Would y'all have done it?
I'm kicking the field goal.
Actually, no.
I like what he says.
He says it's bad karma to do that shit.
I wouldn't have done it.
I actually-
All right, let me ask you another question.
Would Belichick have done it?
Yes.
Probably.
All right, go ahead.
He don't give a fuck.
Yes.
He ain't the fucking one for a touchdown.
He don't give a fuck. Yes. He ain't the fucking one. We're for a touchdown. Like, he don't give a fuck.
So they brought up the fact that Denver didn't even interview the coach.
Like, just straight disrespected him.
Like, eh, fuck out of here.
When he was their ball boy, too.
Oh, Mike.
Mike McDaniels.
The Dolphins coach.
Fuck out of here.
It was a long time before he became even an assistant.
Eligible.
No,
even an assistant.
He went from Denver
to I think Atlanta
to Washington
to San Francisco
to Miami.
It was a long journey.
But they never even
interviewed him
for the head coach position
like they dismissed him.
Oh,
a couple years ago
when they were still open?
They were dismissive,
yeah.
And so now they said
that he showed,
he still showed them grace
by not trying to run it up
on them
and break the record on them with the field goal.
They were doing whatever they wanted to out there.
Yeah, that shit looked like.
I've never seen no shit like that.
That shit looked like.
That shit looked like BS High.
That shit was crazy.
I had the pleasure of playing against Raheem Mostart in Fantasy.
It's just got Raheem, right?
I got him.
Did you start him?
Of course. Don't make that face. I got him. Did you start him? Of course.
Don't make that face
and you're off to start him.
I got him in Ryuk.
Go ahead.
Mostart kicked my ass.
Way to go,
CeCe Sabathia.
I was trying to get
A-chain
because I lost
Nick Chubb
so I had to find someone.
I was like,
let me take a flyer
on the rookie kid
but I didn't.
Yeah,
Ja Rule had him on the bench.
I got Moe Starr.
50 points on the bench.
I got Moe Starr and Keenan Allen in all my leagues.
They just lost Mike Williams over there.
For the year.
Keenan Allen in all my leagues.
For the year.
That should be good for you.
You don't say?
T.C. Sabathia, Jordan Love, 27 points.
Raheem Mostard, 45 points. Justin Jefferson, 27 points. Raheem Mostard, 45 points.
Justin Jefferson, 30 points.
LaPorta from Detroit, 22 points.
Jacoby Myers, 15 points.
Dallas' kicker, 11 points.
Patriot defense, 12 points.
All week, Keeb is telling me,
oh, yeah, CeCe's bad.
His team is horrible.
We're going to run right through him.
We don't give a fuck.
Ridley didn't show up.
Ridley got him seven points.
And he beat me 173 to 122.
The guy that Keeb said, don't worry about it.
We're going to blow his team out.
His team ain't got nobody on that shit.
One of my leagues scored 230.
What's that, 50 points?
That's like a Dolphins game.
Since we on football and sports.
Wait, I'm not done with him. Oh, OK Wait I'm not done with him
Oh okay
I'm not done with him
Talk to this one
Do you believe
A few questions for you
Sure
Do you believe
This to be sustainable
For y'all throughout the season
And why
Obviously not at that clip
But I do believe
In Mike McDaniel's ingenuity
As an offensive coordinator
We're already seeing
The Rams
Sean McVay
Try to copy it
We're seeing Some schemes that the Jets are doing, trying to copy.
We're seeing a bunch of people trying to copy some of the shit he's doing,
especially in terms of motion.
We saw the Jets try.
It's not going to work out over there, obviously.
But all those guys were crew, all the coaches that is mentioned.
So I do think it's sustainable to an extent.
Obviously, that was a horrible outing by Denver.
I don't think we're going to see no shit like that.
If we do, I'm going to be insufferable on this podcast.
But I do believe in the direction that they're heading as a team.
It's good to see we've had the most mediocre team in the league
for the past 20 years trying to hire all these coaches that were terrible.
We got a dude that's really good at what he does
and seems to be pretty fucking cool too.
And you got Jalen Ramsey.
Jalen Ramsey's coming back at some point.
Remember that was his little shit.
To be more serious, we're early.
We're three games in.
But I've heard all the analysts compare this offense that we've – well, I think statistically this is the greatest offense ever. So far're three games in, but I've heard all the analysts compare this offense that
we've... Well, I think statistically this is
the greatest offense ever. So far, three games.
Of course, that game skewed things a little
bit, but how do you think long
term this offense will
rank against that great New England
offense, the great Bronco
with Peyton when they went crazy? The Rams.
The Rams. Those three.
I think if we're fortunate enough
to stay healthy through the year,
we will shatter all offensive standards.
Well, y'all did that without Waddle.
Yeah, there was no Waddle.
No Waddle.
And the scary part with them now is, you know.
Is that Waddle wasn't there.
No.
They have a run game to match.
This is what happens.
Mostert, the last couple years,
has been injury prone.
Fragile, yeah.
They got somebody that they could plug and play that went fucking nuts.
They drafted that kid, right?
Yeah.
They both went crazy.
We've never seen two running backs do that in the same game.
We've never seen any of that in any game.
You're right.
We've never seen any of that in any game.
We both of them got four touchdowns.
Y'all are bugging.
Y'all are bugging.
We have the top six fastest speeds in the NFL in a single run.
And Jalen Ramsey.
And Jalen Ramsey's coming back.
Tua's doing everything that everybody at my fantasy draft had Jalen Hurst peg to do.
This season.
I picked up Hurst.
He did it last year, Jalen Hurst.
He did.
Tua this year. Well, he didn't do it. He didn't, Jalen Hurst. He did. But Tua this year.
Well, he didn't do,
he didn't,
Jalen Hurst is a very good quarterback,
but they're different skill sets.
Yeah, he can't.
I've been talking about
in terms of fantasy numbers.
Yeah, fantasy points.
Taking over the league.
He can't throw the ball like Tua.
Yeah.
Not even close.
It's good to see.
I don't have nothing to say to Barks.
What did you say?
I shut the fuck up.
I'm happy to see Tua
succeed in
because everyone in the world
counted him out.
I've even seen Keyshawn Johnson come out and be like, my bad.
I don't usually like small quarterbacks.
I didn't think this kid was going to make it, but he's the MVP now.
And this was before Denver.
Mel and Flip, let me toss to y'all and talk about the safety matchup in the game.
Do you think they should go 3-4 or 4-3?
Like Patrick Sertain, I think I'm saying that right.
That's my man.
I still have him as one of the top corners of the league.
He is.
He is.
Top three.
What happened?
He got smoked.
What happened?
No, he's that dude.
Don't do that.
Oh, you don't believe him to be that dude?
No, you're right.
Oh, all right.
All right.
You have him as I.
That's a Trayvon Diggs tone that he gave us.
No.
Who I think is also one of the top five corners in the league.
Why are you talking about somebody that's home?
Unfortunately.
Ish.
Fantasy football.
I'm saying this in closing because Mel and Flip get all doofy in the face when we let the sports run for too long.
They sit there looking stupid.
The audience can see it.
So, in closing, in fantasy, you have shitted on me for two weeks in a row why tell the audience you
guess i was just getting ready to ask you guessed it for me having james connor arizona that's a
good player yeah he should argument what well mine was every time that he's been healthy and
and he gets busy on my team he puts up yeah he's never been healthy and not put up. I've had him two or three seasons, and he was always great,
except for the fact that he was injured.
He just gets injured a lot.
He just gets injured a lot.
And Ish didn't want to hear none of that shit.
And I know the Cowboys defense this year is really dumb.
So my stupid ass sits James Conner, because I believe in Dallas defense.
I mean, that's a smart play.
I got Cook and fucking Bijon Robinson. mean, that's a smart play. I got Cook and fucking B. John Robinson.
I thought it was a safe play.
And then I watched the game, and Conor loses his mind,
has 20 points in fantasy.
Dallas loses in an upset-ish in 60 seconds or less.
Please speak to your undervaluing of James Conor,
what he did versus your team,
and how you feel about your team's loss.
My team's loss is embarrassing,
and we should feel embarrassed.
As I say, and I've been saying with Dallas,
it's fucking Murphy's Law.
I don't know Murphy.
Whatever can happen will happen.
Murphy Lee, you got a law?
Murphy Brown?
With the hook on me. Murphy Lee. Murphy Brown. With the hook on B.
Murphy Lee.
Murphy Brown.
The Cowboys will find a way to fuck it up.
It don't matter.
I say this every time.
I'm not lying.
Well, Stephen A says it every time.
So what?
Connor didn't go crazy.
He had 20.
In fantasy points, that's not going crazy.
I mean, that's a good statement.
He did it.
I'll take 20.
In fantasy against the number one defense in the world.
He had 98 yards and a touchdown.
That's a good game.
He didn't go crazy.
That's a great game against the number one defense.
Against that defense, man?
Yeah, don't do that.
If you say so.
We do.
The Cowboys are just the Cowboys.
They a headache.
When it gets hard being a Cowboy fan, it's a headache.
My last and final question to you.
I mean, I guess hard being a Cowboy fan.
It's a headache.
My last and final question to you.
Did that game do anything to you in the Philly, San Fran, Dallas watch?
No.
Because those are the three teams.
They are.
No.
Okay.
Again, we just played to the level of competition. I think if we played San Fran tomorrow, it would be a totally different team
that just played the Cardinals.
I'm ready to go put money on San Fran for the
whole thing this year.
I've joked about San Fran-Miami Super Bowl,
but that would be the most entertaining Super Bowl in the world.
You've got power and strength versus speed,
two coaches that know each other's game.
If everything stands as it does today
in terms of health and rosters,
that would be the greatest Super Bowl
that we could see this year. I love the announcers in the Giants game
reminding us every other minute
that Brock Purdy makes $900,000 this year.
Thanks a lot for that.
Appreciate y'all.
And that's the end of our sports segment.
Clap it up.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
Mel and Flip, get over there to the scorer's table.
Get to the scorer's table.
Come back in.
Stop looking all sad and depleted.
There you go.
All right.
Why does it say, ish bringing sexy back on the board?
We talked about that.
Did I miss that?
His eyes.
You still was like, how could he do it?
Oh, shit.
How could he even do it?
Sorry.
What did that nigga do to you this weekend?
What did that nigga do to you this weekend? What did that nigga do to you this weekend?
And you know what's so crazy?
That's why I asked. You was over there watching me when I asked you that.
Hold on.
Ish was watching me when I asked Mel that question.
Are you good?
What happened this weekend?
Ish was like, nigga, you crazy.
Behind the scenes.
And see why I asked her?
Look what she's saying, nigga.
She lost.
This nigga got stuck in a trance.
I did not.
Mel, you can't even imagine Why that would need To be up there
No
Not this weekend
No
Not this weekend
There's nothing sexy
About this nigga
I didn't make the correlation
Between us talking
About his diet
And sex
No because I didn't
I didn't see that
It was up on the board
Up until like
Maybe like 30 minutes ago
Sorry my bad
Sorry
No you don't have to apologize
You make all sense of the world
I get it
Oh listen
Ain't nothing wrong
With what you're saying.
Like, why is that shit on the board?
Who had the audacity to put ish and sexy in the same sentence while I got Big Stanley home?
Ah, hey.
I'm bringing sexy back.
Not Stanley.
Not Stanley.
Not Stanley.
Not Stanley.
No way.
Chancel.
Wasn't it Edrick?
Edrick or some shit? Some whack ass name. Don't play Not Stanley. Not Stanley. No way. Chancel. Wasn't it Edrick? Edrick or some shit?
Some whack ass, man.
I'm going to play with big fucking F's.
Yo, also, yo, Zaire Franklin leading the league in tackles, huh?
Come on.
Oh, let's go, Zaire.
Zaire Franklin leading the league in tackles.
He's killing them.
Gardner Minshaw letting Newell win with the rookie boy out.
Yeah, man.
Don't look down.
The Colts ain't as bad as I thought they would be.
I'm phony. Zaire came and sat here mad times.
He bigged them up. I didn't believe another word of that bullshit.
They're not bad.
They're on the three pass.
And he's losing his mind. And EJ Speed.
Hey!
Let's go.
Check out they trenches show.
They going crazy up there, man.
Fuck, them going crazy with there, man. Fuck.
Them going crazy with their show is really pissing me off watching all these other sports
football niggas with shows right after the game.
Mika Parsons is pissing me off.
Two of these niggas is pissing me off.
Mika Parsons was funny when he was talking about Tyreek and shit.
I expected him to sound like the biggest, meanest dude on the planet.
Because when he plays, he plays like the biggest, meanest dude in the planet. Because when he plays,
he plays like the biggest meanest
dude in the planet.
He said he's such a nice dude.
Yeah, he sounds like the nicest
guy in the world on the spot.
And you should stop talking
to Tyreek Hill
if Dobbs did that.
And don't do it
while you got his jersey
hanging up behind you.
That was funny too.
Like take the jersey down first.
We'll show you him.
Oh, I'm him too.
Mel, you got simp up here.
Why?
Oh.
What?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I'm going to get the fuck out of here, man.
Maybe if y'all don't find a sleeper.
We just talking away.
Did you say 320?
310.
Oh, yeah, no.
Sleepers.
Brought to you by AM.
Today's sleeper is brought to you by AM.
Brought to you by AM.
Brought to you by AM. And the good folks at AM. Hey. Trying to steal by Amp. Today's sleeper is brought to you by Amp. Brought to you by Amp. And the good folks at Amp.
Hey!
Nigga trying to steal an Amp job.
Put me on the Amp job.
Hey, turn this shit off, goddammit.
Huh?
I'm just joking.
That's what I'll do.
Put you on.
Yeah, nigga, say that again like that again.
No, I'm just saying.
You're worried about that.
That's my thing to be disruptive, to fuck up the dealer, to make you go crazy, to totally violate you.
Put me on.
Oh, all right.
We had a crazy, great conversation outside.
Y'all niggas looking at me like that.
That's my man.
Corey, my man, because Corey always tries to make sense.
He's the only one.
This is what flipped me.
Corey's crazy in the head, man.
He tried to make sense of everything I say.
All y'all niggas looking at me like I have seven heads
and Park's just minding his business.
Yeah.
All right.
That's what I do.
Let me find a sleeper, man.
Let me find something these niggas sleeping on.
All right, I got it.
This is an oldie but goodie.
This is Adrian Marcel featuring the boy Wale.
This record is called
Waiting
Cult Classic
If you know, you know
She said she leave and she not coming back
She said she leave and she not coming back
I'm trying to find the words to say See I'm a little faded so excuse my feelings
Girl you know I think about you everyday I ain't gonna lie I'm so caught in my feelings We know that roses are red
Diamond rings get the violets in splats Go hard instead
Since I've been waiting Yeah, since I've been waiting for you
It's a heart that's a swallow, I can't get over
When you walk down on me
I regret the day you told me it was over
Won't you come back to me?
Reminiscing ain't good for me now, no
I'm thinking about the time that I spent with you
You're probably somewhere with another nigga
Listen to me, at least that's how I wanna picture it to be
Let me act it crazy, get on things and shit up Listen me, at least that's how I wanna picture it to be
Let me act it crazy again, I'm thinking shit up
I'm a second bottle, I need to slow up
My mirror up on my wall
Said there's too many women for me to have these withdrawals
But I can't stop waiting
I have these withdrawals, but I can't stop waiting No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, When you won't download me On the day you told me it was over
Won't you call me back?
She said she's leaving, she's not coming back
I call her name or she just call her cat
She call me dumb and say I'm all that dope
She call her friends, they say I told you so
And I call her crazy how she changed up And I call her up and she hit bang, but
And I can't front, man, I be slipping, got me talking low
Late night, I call her trippin', I was callin' drunk
Sober up now, no overthinking, have a drink and open up more
One foot for tonic till you got it, till now you ignore
Took a brick, went it, now she playin' it, till now you ignore Took up a planet, now she planted
Just brushing me off, repentance to motive
And I know cause I did it now
Then we can't fight the pain
Girl you promised me
I could always depend on you
Whenever times is rough
I would always just lean on you
Why you wanna hurt me so?
And I can't let go
It's a heart that's a swallow
I can't get over
When you walk down, down, down on me
I regret the day you told me Shout out to Adrian Marcel
Shout out to the good brother Wale
Hope we got some new music coming from you
That's record, it's called Waiting
So oldie but goodie in your phones
On DSPs right now
Amen
And yeah, shout out to Wale You asked if he got new music coming i spoke to him last week
he definitely has new music coming he i'm not allowed to give no details just yet but
he got some shit he let me get some shit and yeah can't wait he can't wait that's my man my Virgo brother he's a Virgo too yeah and
Nas is a Virgo Virgo so deep yo man chill go ahead go ahead Libra whatever
you is Gemini sir I'll talk to the park let me recognize you all all right this
is um this record is called brand new it's actually brand new this is, this record is called Brand New. It's actually brand new.
This is Tyga, YG, and Lil Wayne.
I want some new nails, new bundles, new boobs.
You know, everything brand new, bitch.
You know what the fuck this is
Why spend my money
When I could spend your money
Way too cocky and a cool feelin'
Always in the press while this bitch actin'
Spend 150 on the Prezzy and it's
Nigga don't touch, cause I smell like money and we smokin' on
Honey in the pack, keep the bees waxin'
Earthman's bag, got my bitch actin'
AP bustin'
Lotta n***as had a chance, they was unluckin'
Went in so long, we don't even discuss it
Say you got hoes pullin' up, I don't trust it
Burn through the money, diamonds dance like Usher
You ain't gotta like it, but my bitch gon' love it
All about cake, got a meal in the oven
Birdman hands all this paper, I'm rubbin'
Bitch cries for me like brand new onions
Way too cocky and a cool feelin'
Always in the press while this bitch actin'
Got to spend 150 on the Presi and it's
Nigga don't touch, got smell like money and we smokin' on
Honey in the pack, keep the bees waxin'
Irman's bag, got my bitch actin' AP, bust like a
AP, NHD These diamonds be talkin' in they sleep
You know not to test me like SAT They pay me like Riri, ASAP
Hotter than AZ, cooler than AC And my diamonds gon' sing like Do Re Mi
And my diamonds gon' dance like my bro CB And a pop 2X, that's Dose of Key
Yeah, brand new money, brand new hundreds
Got a bunch of zeros like a bag of new Funyuns
Brand new phone with a brand new number
On some brand new shit, need a brand new plumber
I'ma be her brand new black cucumber
Love brand new fat pockets lookin' like love hand dukes
Brand new hoes come and snort this Michael Jackson
Get a brand new nose, biatch
This motherfucker don't miss No, he. Bitch. This motherfucker don't miss.
No, he's fucking good.
That motherfucker don't miss, man.
Way too cocky and a cool feeling.
Always in the press while this bitch acting.
Got to spend 150 on the president.
Nigga don't touch, but smell like money and we smoking on.
Honey in the pack, keep the bees waxed.
Irman's bag got my my bitch actin' AP, bust up
Brand new Glock 9, cause niggas give me I-vibes Y'all niggas circle out of shape, y'all like a stop sign
Nigga, not even a stop sign, can't stop mine Stop playin' before I cock the Glock and lick your cock eye
Giftin' all my hoes, I'm into sharin' Bought the bitch to watch, she don't even wear it
Feelin' like Buzz Bunny, nigga, all these cares Kick a white bitch out, actin' like a king
Way too cocky in the coupe feelin'
Always in the press while this bitch actin'
Spend 150 on the Prezzy and it's
Nigga don't touch, y'all smell like money and we smokin' on
Honey in the pack, keep the bees waxin'
Urban Man's bag, got my bitch actin'
Brand new, brand new, brand new, brand new
Brand new money, brand new hundreds Yeah, that record is called Brand New.
That is Tyga, YG, and Lil Wayne.
Tyga and YG are dropping a joint project some point this week.
Okay. And Wayne's dropping Friday, project some point this week. Okay.
And Wayne's dropping Friday, right?
And Wayne's dropping Friday.
Don't put that quarter away too fast.
You got a DJ for us.
Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's right.
That's right.
We got the new phones, and we only got one nipple.
So I'm going to South Carolina.
I'm going to play a record off my man Nick Grant's new project,
which is called Sunday Dinner.
The song is called Bravo.
The album's really good.
Check it out when you get the opportunity.
Yeah, licked by a devil's tongue, I'm dripping with sin.
Niggas will wipe your nose, they might even nap your kin
Cry, cause niggas know your moves when you say too much
Serial killer shooters, they lived adjacent to us
Bussin', pistol wavin', it's up, black murder is played as fuck
Look at our skin, shit even band-aids ain't made for us
You got the wave till you JFK in the drop
Project Baby, you know the science, shit ain't fair on my block
Classic like Detroit Red, sell and blow it, Red Fox
You ain't got enough to beef with him, nigga, I hear you op
My father used to sing good as Luther, wonder what happened
Feels like he might've let his addiction poison his passion
Numb when I heard of his passing
No reaction, saw him at his wake
Looked like he had regret in his casket, imagine
These fridges streets, OG's survive the droughts
Where niggas pull them CL's out just for some clout
Sugar water, Kool-Aid, neighbor got roaches, then we got roaches
Fiends high off the cocaine souffle
Mama say a prayer, I'm deeply in need of Jesus
My problems back to back like sleeping with disagreements
Still I made it out
Bravo nigga, you made it out Ups and downs come and go but that's what
life's about to work your whole life to get rich and they air you out but Bravo
yeah when shit was rocky I was still at the weigh-in with Drago
The lone survivor, when he rhymes like his voice is the gospel
Eatin' at this fork in the road, still duckin' potholes
Ridin' in the box, Chevy, it's a custom model
Money is power, but it also disguises cowards
Can't stop the rain when they hit your block up with scattered showers
Came in this industry a wide-eyed child
It's no surprise they molested my style, can't think of nothing more vile
Must be a limit on the flowers that these niggas give out
Rap is a slut fest, ideas get pimped out
No doubt I stepped in the party, but they don't know when I left the party
I'm never gaudy, my repertoire be filled with the baddest ones
I'm willing to leave your old one salty
I'm such a threat to niggas that it kills them to support me
The ghetto taught me how to throw hands but now that's awkward
Niggas bitch 400 just to get hit with this 40
Sammy Rothstein so clean she make a meal out of my offspring
Tender dog thing constantly playing on my heart strings
Ghetto forever, niggas know who running shit
As the chicks point out your ride, they grew up to leave you slumped in it
100 shit, keep my distance from all the sucker shit
Saw rappers compromise they integrity for the fuck of it.
But killing each other, that only helps the government.
Because when the real war comes, won't be too much of us.
Bravo.
That is Nick Grant.
Bravo, nigga, you made it out.
Bravo.
Album's real good.
Check it out when you get the opportunity.
Yeah, Nick Grant is a rapper, rapper.
He is.
My song is a young lady's name is Jaston Martin. nick grant is a rapper rapper uh my song is a
young lady's name is jasper martin who are rapping the song is called ends
nick grant you don't like nick grant don't not by that you're trying to just now don't do that don't do that don't do that i'll let my song play bro let me get an air one for you
play bruh let me get the air on for you
new ice
melon flip
melon edge rick
we got at least five more hours girl
you can stop texting
order some pizza Stop texting.
Order some pizza, boy.
She done walked in the microwave to text.
I read that shit. All right.
He like, when you come,
go to y'all.
He home hard as hell.
Like, yo, you still talking?
Just some niggas.
Honeypack been kicked in.
And it don't take much pounding to put her out for the count.
A couple minutes.
You can't say that.
How you know?
Wait, y'all talking over the records? New Nick Graham. minutes Renee I go here This shit is hot.
I wish they would send this to parks.
This is hard, but it got the low budget mix. This is hard though.
It sound like the song she make after you kick her out and throw her shit on the grass It's just what it is It's just what it is
It's just what it is
It's just what it is
It's just what it is
Tell me how mad y'all was when y'all was tossing shorty clothes in the lawn
You know this shit is over Y'all was tossing shorty clothes in the lawn
You know this shit is over You fall on the lower of the place trying to drag this shit to the floor
Get this shit the fuck out of here
I never want to see this pink alter top again
Stepping on that shit like Dan Gilbert
Burn that shit on fire
Then the cops come.
You gotta go.
Gotta get out the house.
All she did was text somebody, too.
Melvin texted for an hour straight up here.
It's cool.
You gotta get on, girl.
Don't worry about it.
We'll get you there.
That's right.
That one's dedicated to you, Edrick.
Edrick.
Edrick.
And you'd be corny like,
I know a really good Harlem spot we can walk through
where they kind of do a block party.
She's so doofy.
She want to explore New York with these weirdos.
Yeah, do something really fly in Brooklyn.
Oh my God.
Right by the bridge where the grass is at.
That nigga's like, yo, mom, I'm here
to beat it up, mom.
Do you know how many
calls and texts I've gotten from my friends
all over the place? They're like, yo, I want to come to New York
and hang out with you. You look like you be having
the most fun.
You be lit.
They want to read with you. Hey look like you be having the most fun. You be lit. Nah, for real. They want to read lines. Those be niggas.
They want to read with you.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Joe, that's fucked up.
What?
Right?
That Coretta King shit
fucked up, nigga.
What's her name?
So what'd you say
when they say that?
I'm like, I'm lit.
Absolutely.
Man, you don't say that, man.
Yes.
Yes, I am lit.
I'm lit.
You definitely want
to hang out with me. You all lit. We ain't gonna take that. You all lit. I'm fun as fuck. You definitely want to hang out with me.
I'm outside, outside.
As fuck.
Fun as fuck.
Fun is arguable.
Fun AF.
Fun as fuck, you think?
I'm lit.
She lit.
I had another block party planned this weekend,
but then the weather had other ideas.
You had other ideas too. You had then you had other ideas, too.
You had other ideas, too.
That is true.
Did you bump into Spike?
And the Yoni.
The Yoni.
What do you call it?
The Yoni.
Yoni.
They're bawling over the stuff.
Stupid as shit.
It's like the Yoni.
That's box.
I know.
It says, that's box. I ain't know what they mean. Yo, it's that.
That's box.
He didn't say that.
Yo, Mel's in there bonding with the guests on some highly intellectual shit.
Here come Ish.
It's that box.
Yo, Ish, never change.
Show up.
Wait, my sleeper.
Get out of here.
Wait, you want to have a nigga in town and have a sleeper?
Holy shit.
All right, now I want to hear your song.
Okay.
I want to hear your song this week.
What happened?
All right.
My song is called...
I'm coming home.
Tell the world I'm coming home.
Big daddy.
My song is called Better Apart. Are you getting a daddy bag when these niggas are getting shit on? Tell the world I'm coming home. Big zaddy.
My song is called Better Apart.
Are you getting a daddy bag when these niggas are getting shit on? Man, fuck this sleeper.
Are you getting your daddy bag when he's coming around?
Do I call him daddy?
Not him, because I don't know about you and him.
But when a man make you feel like that, do you get into your pet name bag?
Do you have pet names for dudes?
Not no Encyclopedia Britannica
bullshit you be coming up with.
No, like, babe.
Oh, my God.
You're like the Smith-Sony.
Loquacious Lamar.
Megatron.
Loquacious Lamar.
She be calling niggas
Megatron and shit.
Some boobie-ass shit.
Optimist Prime.
I'm still mad.
You be calling niggas
boobie-ass.
You liar.
I'm simple.
Babe, boo, babe. That's it. She be calling niggas babe on the first date? Babe, boo, babe. You like him? I'm still mad you win If you call a nigga's boobie Then you're lying I'm simple Babe
Boo
Babe
That's it
You call a nigga's babe
On the first date
Babe
Boo
Babe
You like him
No
That's fire
Don't lie
Yes you do
On the first date
Nigga might be saying
That good shit
Not first date
Yeah
But
Early
Babe comes out early
Is babe coming out early for you
Tell me what
I gotta
I gotta
I gotta really like you
Like the guy
We know girl We're jamming We know really like three days after about two orgasms
our
Wait, why are we gonna wrap it up?
Because we should.
He did.
I'm sorry, man.
Nah, man.
That ain't fair.
Don't do that.
What?
It was locked in for four days in the rain.
Do your thing with the minute thing. No, do the math.
The minute.
Rain is trash.
We gotta take a break.
Ain't no nigga traveling out of state with his. Do the math. No, do the math. The minute. Rain is trash. We got to take a break. Yeah, you can. I take a break.
Ain't no nigga traveling out of state with his.
Parks, take that.
Leave it in.
And take that out.
That's what she said.
Do the parks, take it out.
That's what she said.
Leave it in.
Leave it in.
I don't give a fuck.
Do your normal take out.
I love that.
We got to stop doing that.
Can we get to my sleeper? Because you're a legend. I appreciate that. We got to stop doing that. Can we get to my sleeper?
Because you're a legend.
I appreciate that.
Thank you so much.
Only you can do this.
You're right.
Only you can leave him.
Okay.
My sleeper is called Better Apart by Emotional Oranges.
Just let the fucking song play before you judge.
No, we don't have to. You don't understand.
You don't even get it.
You don't understand.
I'll tell you later.
She been a hop.
She been hoppy though.
Yeah.
I like them too.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? What? What? What? What? I like them too.
And they fire.
That's fucking hilarious.
Okay, let's stop it.
No, no, let it rock.
We don't hate up here.
Holy shit.
This song clearly meant something special to you.
No, no, no.
I am so innocent. It's fine. I know, no, no. I am so innocent.
Nah. It's fine.
It's fine.
I know.
It's fine.
But I am.
I had no idea.
Oh, shit.
Totally.
Totally.
I love this.
Wait a minute.
Hey.
Oh, my God.
Hey.
We ain't haters up here.
We not haters up here.
You can be obvious if you want
I'm playing
If you out there making slaps, we salute you up here
We not haters up here
And the song is sexy, survive
Sound like perfect music to walk Daisy to, I'm sure I'm sorry, baby It's hard letting go of a familiar thing
Telling myself it'll be okay
Close my eyes, see you call my name
I'll be on it
Said it's hard keeping cool when I feel this way
Telling myself all these things have changed
Knows now I've been torn, ayy
So enigmatic, I'm like I'm so dramatic, ayy
Can't shake, oh heavens, they keep haunting me
But you had a magic with me, don't call it backwards with me
How'd you decide it on me?
Say it's all or nothing
Oh why
When we know we're falling out
Ain't falling nothing
No life
No better reply
No better reply Say it's all or nothing
Oh, why?
When we know we're falling out
Say it's all or nothing
No matter
It's hard for niggas to cheer this shit
It's hard
This shit fire in my mind.
This is hard.
I feel so happy.
I feel like I'm former.
I feel like the leader.
We letting all the end chords play every time.
Letting the fade out go.
This shit fire.
This shit fire.
We not haters up here.
Nah, this shit fire.
This is the last piano key.
It feel crazy.
I'm about to drop two.
Goddamn.
It's a word.
Hey, nigga. It's off. I'm playing the drum too. God damn, he in the word. Hey, nigga.
It's off.
Knock your fucking Invisalign sound, nigga.
Turn that fucking shit off.
I'm not playing Invisalign jokes with you guys, son.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Mad of them.
Mad of them.
We don't get enough of them in.
This nigga let the hole fade out.
God damn.
Knock it in.
That shit was a little bop.
I had to nod to that shit like R. Kelly
record.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh shit, it's grooving.
Go Mel, man.
I love Ops.
Look, she dabbing me.
Nothing like
a 70 point win to fucking
distract from Dolphins fans murdering
that Patriots fan.
Oh God.
Right?
We forgot.
Right on the next
week, buddy.
Oh, shit.
Parks 22.
Why is it Dolphins fans?
Do I have to speak for all Dolphins fans?
Fuckery.
What did he say?
We're on to next week.
You speak for every Giants fan?
You speak for every Steelers fan?
This season, I don't speak for any Giants fan.
I'm not speaking Giants at all this season.
Steelers fans ain't killed nobody.
I bet they did.
We saw y'all.
Yeah, y'all did that shit in public. Y'all did that shit. For real? Don't group We saw y'all. Yeah, y'all did that shit in public.
Yeah, y'all did that shit.
For real?
Don't group us with y'all.
Look, he's smiling.
How many years ago was he parted?
His life was lost.
It was three weeks ago.
Not even a full three weeks.
No.
And somebody died?
Someone died.
They got in a fight at the game, and the dude had some health conditions, and he didn't make it.
Rest in peace to that man.
Showtime. Why would peace to that man. Show go.
Why would you play that at the end?
What the fuck?
It sounded like you're going to heaven, nigga.
That's what you hear when you go to heaven.
Why would you play that at the end of that, man?
You got to wait.
Nope.
All right.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
One, two, three.
Show go. Show go. What'd he do? rest in peace one two three showdown what it do
I really love this part
but don't be the ones
that's gonna get me in trouble
something happened
that I missed
in this part
that I should've said Apuery
You in Texas
Your feet ain't stop moving
God damn God damn So Canadian yo operary your feet ain't stop moving
damn yo Canadian yo
look at our girl yo this is my girl
you got her
no we fuck with Mel we fuck with Mel
we love you Mel
face beat right today
everything
shit high right
look Vi, Viola.
Ain't nobody gonna let it down, nigga.
Play us when you see me.
Act like you know me.
I keep a dollar worth of dimes.
No, pimp, it ain't easy.
For all my chicks in the club.
I do have a question for you, though.
Jesus.
Yes.
Yes.
In closing. Jesus. Yes. Yes. In closing.
Nope.
I'm getting my glasses out, man.
What I have noticed is that you don't do too many locals since you've been here.
been here like normally it's like a flight whether them here or you there are you afraid of local love no local love would be hella convenient. Because normally when there's flight time involved, I often hear about you.
I mean, you want a man that's for you.
But normally when they live somewhere else and there's a flight involved and a bigger bag you,
they're probably moving and shaking around.
You're not worried about none of that?
That's hate?
A little bit.
You ever heard of a sure thing?
Have I ever heard of a sure thing?
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, sometimes that's applicable in my world, too.
You think this is a sure thing?
This is a sure thing?
You going to put your hoodie up too?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa You can burn that
You can bet that
Right after that fog
Keep coming home to me
Right after that fog
Keep coming home to me
If you play gosh I'll be the rubber band.
If you beat a match, I will be a fuse.
Boom.
Hooks in the back.
Wait, you just did the move.
Oh, shite.
Now I'm ending it for real.
Yo.
This has been a great podcast.
What it do?
We appreciate all y'all out there.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to the beautiful ladies listening out there. And it goes. What y'all out there. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the beautiful ladies listening out there.
And it goes.
Again, we want to say congratulations to Usher.
Long overdue, well deserved.
We want to continue to send our prayers, love, and our thoughts to Crazy Bone, his family, his fans, his loved ones.
We want to continue to tell.
Get out of here, bad girl continue to tell Get at me bad girl
Get at me bad girl
Lotta ugly hoes was reppin' when this song was out
This wasn't applicable to everybody
I keep a dollar worth of diamonds
Y'all hold it down man
To the haters, you already know what it is man
If it's up to this stuff it goes if you're
a bad girl what out get at me back keep us in your prayers lord knows we need to be there until the
next time i bet you would do farewell adios cerebrodurchi hasta la vista arvoise so long
goodbye also life is a series of moments and moments pass so let's be grateful and make
this moment last as if it's all we have bless you parks and lastly the baddies are insecure
the stagnant women want to travel when the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
grab you a tylenol you might need it. Here you go. She kicked her hypnotic.
Oh, that means she's a bird.
We don't judge the birds, though. She was fucking with them birds, boy.
We don't judge the birds, though.
We like the birds.
I do.
Yeah, we ain't going to sit here and judge the birds.
Nigga, I'm Coco Beware.
There ain't much more I can say, but I need a bad girl.
Bad girl.
Yeah.
I need a bad girl. One thou on the bar now
Chick need a drink on the floor now
Look at the bad girls doing it
Hopefully y'all have a good week out there
I wanna take one to the restroom
So close I'm smelling like your perfume
Can't say that today Usher
I wanna take one to the restroom
Can't wait outside the restroom
Work me baby
Shake it in the way I like
I'm ready to be bad
I need a bad girl
Say yeah
Get at me bad girl
What sexy ladies
Coming with me tonight
I'm ready to be bad
I need a bad girl Say yeah Get at me bad girl Ladies, coming with me tonight I'm ready to be bad
I need a bad girl
Bad, bad, get at me, bad girl
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
You're bad
Not for daddy
JVP, JVP
Where would you be without the JVP?
Oh.
You threw up the Rockefeller diamond there.
Oh, yeah.