The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 662 | "Respectability Politics"
Episode Date: September 30, 2023The JBP begins this episode discussing new music which included Rick Ross & Meek Mill reconnecting on a new ‘SHAQ & KOBE’ (21:07), breaking down J. Cole’s verse on “The Secret Recipe” with L...il Yachty (27:55), and Ice & Ish attended a listening party for Yo Gotti’s CMG project (1:00:35). The room then discusses Brittany Renner sitting down with Shannon Sharpe (1:15:15), Damian Lillard gets dealt to the Milwaukee Bucks (1:42:31), Joe comments on the goofy promotion from ESPN & the NFL with Taylor Swift (1:50:26), and Drake is a number one record away from tying Michael Jackson for most all-time (1:58:52). Also, Joe proposes a question about battle rappers (2:13:48), the JBP does some quick hits briefly touching on some lesser important topics including Britney Spears & Doja Cat (2:18:35), Part of the Show returns (2:22:57), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Lola Brooke (feat. Bryson Tiller) - “You” Ice | Lil Wayne & Cool & Dre - “To The Bank” Parks | VIC MENSA (feat. Jay Electronica) - “The Weeping Poets” Ish | Benji. & Spillage Village (feat. Will Juergens & Cam Chambers) - “Terms & Conditions” Melyssa | ELIZA - “Heat of the Moon”
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How could rain be annoying?
When it's flooding?
In traffic?
How could that possibly be annoying?
When it's...
Rain is so...
When you have to travel in it.
You have to come out your house
and get your clothing wet.
Up, up, up, up, up.
Y'all have just moved to Gold Post.
I'm answering why rain is annoying.
No, you answering why moving around in the rain is annoying.
I'm asking you solely about that beautiful rain falling.
And I'm telling you solely.
The sound of it.
You see how you change your voice for the rain?
The sight of it.
I love the rain, but I got to worry about what's happening in my basement right now.
It's not as fun.
Don't stop being poor.
I'm not poor.
I have a very expensive apartment.
It just happens to get a little wet sometimes.
Fix your duck work.
Fix your duck work.
Get your fridge drained.
Get your fridge drained.
We talking about the beautiful rain.
Here you come with these poor people basement flooding problems.
Hey, if you out there with your basement flooded, call somebody.
What the fuck are you doing?
Hey, clean them shits.
What's the shits?
Ish, come on.
Help me out up top.
The gutters, man.
The gutters.
Clean the gutters.
Y'all got the leaves and shit all up in the gutters.
Leaves about to start falling, too.
Yeah.
And your gutter falling off the top of the house.
Come on.
Tie it back up.
Get the shit.
Come on.
Listen to Privilege Pauly over here.
It's cool, bro.
In my last house, the gutter was falling off.
All them gutters was falling off.
Every time it rained,
it rained in the house.
I thought that was beautiful.
Huh?
Nothing.
If it rained in my house,
I'm going to get a bucket
and start writing a rhyme.
Hey.
What?
Fuck yeah, I told you.
Yeah, I'm going to get
a little bucket.
This nigga so sweet.
That's what you do
when it starts leaking
and you got to call somebody.
Nigga, when that bathroom
was leaking,
you ain't see no rhyme book out.
What bathroom?
Your bathroom. Your bathroom that was leaking downstairs into the ain't seen no rhyme book out. What bathroom? Your bathroom.
Your bathroom that was
leaking downstairs
into the kitchen.
Where your rhyme book was at?
Nas?
You've seen the bucket out there.
Where's your book of rhymes?
You've seen the bucket, right?
You've seen the bucket, right?
This guy's a kook, yo.
This won't come fixed.
Nothing in my house.
All right, next time you call me,
I'm going to remember that.
You hear him?
You hear him?
Man, shit broke in there.
This guy's terrible, yo.
Help me out.
How y'all doing, man?
What's up?
Good, man. Good.
Wait, what?
This guy right here is special.
How y'all doing, man?
How y'all doing?
Big Mel.
Hey, hey.
Hootie who? Hootie who.
Hootie who.
When you see me and you trying to say what's up, hootie who.
All right, y'all want to start rainy, y'all want to start hype.
How y'all feeling?
What's the vibe?
What's the vibe?
Definitely don't want to be on the up.
Y'all up, y'all down, y'all reserved.
I'm up.
Let's do up.
I'm up. I'm up.
Up.
Okay.
Yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Have you mastered that yet?
What?
The controls and stuff like that?
You know what?
No.
Has she mastered what?
Because he basically says,
I look over your shoulder a lot
and I'm looking at what you're doing.
So if I...
Could I manipulate your computer? Oh, you'd be watching. I shoulder a lot, and I'm looking at what you're doing. So if I could, I'd manipulate your computer.
Oh, you'd be watching.
I do.
You know.
I'm an inspiration.
Yes, you are, Joseph.
You guys.
Yes, you are.
Thank you.
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Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm a good. I'm inspired
Beautiful people who you know freshher than old? Riddle me that The rest of y'all know where I'm derby at
Can't none of y'all hear me back
You hear me rap, it's like Angie rappin' his drum
Shout to the first and last time listeners out there
Shout to the beautiful ladies, of course
I'm in
Rolling jacks, glow express
Out the country but the blueberries still connect
On the low but the yacht got a triple deck
But when you young, what the fuck you expect?
Yup, yup, grand opening, grand closing
Shout out to y'all moving around in this weather
Who you gon' find doping in hell with no pain?
Just draw inspiration
Who you gon' see, you can't replace him
Shout out to the parents out there, shout out to the cherries
Can I get an encore?
Do you want more?
Cook and roll with the Brooklyn Balls One last time, I need y'all to brawl
Woo!
Yeah, man, I'm still in my rainy day, babe
What's the skin? It's the life
I don't know why I'm so intoxicated
I don't know why I'm so intoxicated
I be law, I'm breaking the law
It's always too much for me to average
I got a fake with a big body Benzist
Everybody up cooking breakfast, cleaning the house and all that
Man, I'm high off life, fuck it, I'm wasted
The A-B-N-A kicks, all them armacay risks
My women's print, get tennis bracelets
Trips, the winners get they winners replaced with
It's time, it ain't even fun no more, I'm jaded
Man, it's just a game, I just play it, play it
I put my feet in the footprints left to me
Without saying a word, the ghetto's got a mental telepathy man my brother hustle so naturally
Oh, next is me
Should I know how this movie ends still I play
Go leave those waves just like some swear out to the drapery
Stay away from hoes put down the toasts. I'll be doing the most
Oh No, and every time I felt that was that you call me right back Stay away from hoes, put down the toast Cause I be doing the most, oh no
And every time I felt that was that
They call me right back
They call me right back
Man, they call me right back
Oh no See, Ish, that song is one of the anthems for the retired society of Newark dope boys to real estate agents.
That song is one of those songs.
Like, the way that you nod to that lets me know that you are a proud member of the Newark and Lauderdale Saints.
Lauderdale.
What is it?
What's that shit?
Lauderdale. Lauderdale. The Lauderdale Saints Lauderdale What is it? What's that shit? Lauderdale Lauderdale
Lavender Saints
The Newark Lavender Saints
Retired Committee
Society of Dope Boys
That are now
Real estate moguls
God it's crazy
What's wrong with you?
Be careful
Of what?
It's hot out there for y'all
For who?
Y'all
I don't know who y'all are The Newark Lauderdale Saints It's hot out there for y'all. For who? Y'all. I don't know who y'all is.
The Newark Lauderdale Saints.
It's a religion.
It's hot out there for y'all, so you got to be careful.
I'll keep that in mind.
What episode is this?
662.
Welcome to episode.
Do y'all care that episode 666 is on Friday the 13th?
Is it really?
I've been thinking about that.
We got to record earlier, so.
Oh, yeah.
Jump it.
Like the 13th floor.
Y'all serious?
Yeah.
About what?
No, I'm talking about them.
Like, they- The superstition?
Yeah.
You just told me the other day you don't split the pole.
Word.
I think I know how to do it.
Pause, too.
It kind of is the same thing.
What's the difference?
That this is different.
I ain't fucking with Ice today.
I ain't fucking with Ice today.
What's the difference?
Who here is superstitious?
To the pole thing, yeah.
I'm going back around the pole.
I'm super.
Pause.
You a freak ass boy.
Pause.
You only superstitious with the pole.
Pause.
I paused it.
Pause it.
All right.
It's a little delayed though.
Yeah.
It's all right though.
I got it in time.
Delayed pause.
It's the weather.
Weather delay.
Yeah.
Mel, you superstitious.
Talk.
Hello.
I like to err on the side of caution just in case.
I don't see.
Means I will not walk under ladders.
I try to avoid the cracks in
the sidewalk and don't split the pool are you in the sidewalk superstitious melissa for is what
my direct question is cautiously yes yes so yes you say yes ice Ice is with the pole. Pause, man. Yes. To a degree.
I mean, I fuck with black cats.
What is wrong with people?
I pick and choose the shit that I'm superstitious about.
Then you're superstitious.
Okay, I said yes.
To a degree, though.
And you too.
Yes, but I mean, I don't have any quarrel about it.
Me either.
I never knew that superstitious people were like, hey, sometimes.
Maybe.
I mean.
Well, I fuck with black cats.
I err on the side of.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
13th doesn't scare me.
I don't really like to fuck with Friday the 13th.
It's too tough, though.
Do you want to call out?
Y'all want to call out?
Y'all afraid?
No.
I said, let's record a day early.
I'm with Parks.
So y'all are afraid.
Holy shit.
Look at these losers.
They're just trying to get a day off.
Get the fuck out of here.
We can number the episode 667.
Yeah, skip it.
But then what happens to 667?
Man, what episode is this?
Welcome to episode 662 of the Joe Button Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored,
superstitious, but not afraid,
not scary-ass,
bitch-ass nigga superstitious.
Like, real nigga superstitious.
Not trying to call out and change
the date. You don't think that that's great?
Because 666 is on Friday the 13th.
That's a little crazy.
They don't even sell Jason masks no more.
Do you believe in the devil?
Corey, please sit over here. Answer this more. Do you believe in the devil? Corey, please sit over here.
Answer his question.
Do you believe in the devil?
All right.
What are y'all doing?
What's going on?
What's going on here today?
There's your man over there with no mic.
Do you?
Do y'all believe in the devil?
He's still kidding.
I don't necessarily believe in the devil.
I believe in evil.
I don't necessarily believe in the devil I believe in evil
it might not be
an individual
one entity that is controlling
all the shit but I definitely believe in the devil
so you don't believe in the devil
yeah I believe in evil though
hey Ice
Ice
I want to hear him
I want to hear him
I might be with Ish on this one I don't necessarily believe in evil Ice. Gosh. Ice. Go up. I want to hear him. I want to hear him. Oh, you do want to hear him. I want to hear this. Please, take it away.
I might be with Ish on this one.
I don't necessarily believe in evil.
No.
Yeah, I don't believe in some dude.
Thanks, white man.
I'm the devil.
I'm the devil.
Oh, shit.
Come on.
Let's hear it.
Come on, go ahead.
Nah, I'm saying I don't think it's some dude downstairs with some horns sticking up in
his head orchestrating all this shit.
Holy shit.
Go ahead.
Do you think it's a dude upstairs doing shit?
No.
Okay.
How you feeling?
So you don't believe in God or the devil?
I do believe.
I believe that in a higher power, he don't got to be upstairs.
It could be around us.
And maybe it's a she.
Also, Panda Park. So could the. It could be around us. And maybe it's a she. Also, Panda Park.
So could the same evil power be around us?
I said that.
All right.
So then the devil don't have to be down there.
It could still be around us.
I don't believe it's one nigga with some red horns that's being.
Why do you keep trying to paint it up with red horns and all this?
Because that's the imagery that's promoted.
That's the imagery.
Oh, man.
It's that and Al Pacino.
If y'all gonna talk about Redhorns
in this conversation
and Al Pacino,
Miss Movie Buff Lady,
then we can move on.
Y'all remember Al Pacino
was the devil in the movie?
I don't care about Al Pacino.
That was a really good movie.
Y'all are trying to run
from some real shit.
No, I'm not.
Why y'all telling me
about evil existing?
All right, we know that.
We talking about the devil
when you talking about Redhorns.
So to answer your question so
no y'all go yeah do you believe in the devil yeah yeah okay does he have look how people answer it
see now you want to be silly simple now you want to be silly i've never i know i've never seen him
i walk in the light i'm that's not in my ministry okay i. I walk in the light of the Lord.
I walk in God's light, and I'm made in God's likeness.
So you'd have to speak to some of these other niggas outside.
The devil is made in God's likeness, too. And there's plenty of mouth here.
Oh, you just said he don't exist.
Now you're telling me how he's made.
I'm based on what you said.
Now you're telling me how he's made.
I'm based on what you said.
Oh, you read the tag on the devil.
Oh, shit, you read the tag. Oh devil. Oh, shit. You read the tag.
Oh, man.
Man, it's a rule.
OK.
You read the tag on the devil.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome,
children of God.
Idiot.
Children of the Lord.
We are here.
How's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
Feeling good, man.
How was your week?
How's your text inbox?
Come on.
Week was long.
Glad we had the weekend now.
Week was good until the commute today.
There you go.
Rainy man.
I don't even compute what he's saying because I'm full of too much gratitude to even understand what that complaint is about.
I would be gracious if I had a six minute commute too, niggas.
No, I had to pop the trunk in my jacket.
Whoa.
I had to pop my trunk and get the jacket out.
You had to go in the trunk?
You need to GoFundMe?
But then when I pulled it, I could use that too.
Want me to tell you why?
Stop playing with me.
Leave me alone then.
Leave me alone then.
I want to have fun.
Oh, man.
All right, so everybody's feeling good.
Shout out to y'all out there.
Shout out to all the people that's proposing and getting engaged and all of that.
Is that what's happening right now?
All the niggas out there running the K's.
Running the K's and Zells.
Get your shit off.
Get that ring size run up in Zells.
The nigga gave you the Zell joint?
What? The guy gave you
The kick
Yo chill out with the tone
I don't want no sauce
And the dude gave you
The every kiss begins with K
He gave you one of them
Don't do that
Don't ask me that
Don't ask me that
You didn't sell
The same ring
At every Zales
In the whole country
You'd just be in a store
And another chick
Got your ring on you.
I would hope that I'm dating somebody at that point who could be a little bit more creative than that.
Why?
You came in here and said that you like the lab made.
Or you want a mic to take.
That you want the lab made Zell's.
But that's different.
That's different.
If I have like an issue, an ethical issue with blood diamonds, conflict diamonds, and I'm okay with the lab made diamond, that doesn't mean that you can't go out and find a jewelry maker on fucking Etsy.
If you're okay with the lab made diamond, I'm going to Zell's, ma.
You're not even about to know.
If you cool with that.
No, but dog, what I'm telling you is those rings be mass produced.
So you sitting somewhere in the spot and another chick come in and got your same ring on.
You sit there feeling like Gilbert Grape.
What's that mean?
Yeah, I didn't get that one.
A dodo.
Shorty got your same ring, dog.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
I don't know.
As a woman, you don't want the chick getting her nails done next to you to have your same ring on.
I never thought about that,
but I guess that's valid.
Women don't know the difference.
No, I think they do.
Yeah, you are discredited.
I see mad older white ladies
with just the gold band.
Just a little...
That's because they got married
a hundred years ago.
That's us that want to be
extra diamonds,
customized.
Oh, fucking with y'all, having a little marriage talk on that Patreon episode or wherever we at it.
I went home, got trapped.
Sucked me in.
I was feeling all marriagey and shit.
You know what I mean?
Tell us more.
Called my baby up and started singing.
You'll love David's bridal.
Baby, I'm feeling freaky, mama.
I'm feeling freaky.
I didn't even know that was a song.
Let's get ready to run to David's bridals, baby.
I'm ready to go.
What'd you come up with?
And then she tried to trick me.
Here we go.
See?
This was a quick conversation.
David's bridals.
We got to go house shopping first.
Oh, if I'm going to David's bridals,
you must be going to the big and tall.
You must be going to Men's and tall you must be going to men's warehouse oh shit
why you think I can't go get something
flying out of men's warehouse
long as my shoes is right
right stumped her
she had to go to defense number two
well I can't wear nothing
that's in Dave's Bridal's that stuff don't even
fit me whoa whoa whoa
plenty of big bitches that went to David's bridles.
Hey, hey, hey.
I ain't going to let you do that now.
Plenty of big bitches that went right to David's bridles.
Got that shit.
It's different.
No, it's different.
It's different.
They got the tailor right in the back.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
Hey, don't get your big ass right. They get your big ass right. You're right in the back. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Hey, don't get your big ass right.
Don't get your big ass right.
You're only right in the back.
Come on.
They go right through the little curtain.
All alterations done on premise.
All right.
So then she went to defense number three.
She's like, my address will be from Nigeria.
Oh.
Hit you with the ethnicity.
You can't even argue.
I said, wait.
You've been to Nigeria? No, I I said wait You've been to Nigeria?
I said you've been to Nigeria?
They got a Nigeria in Texas?
Oh shit They got David Bridles in Nigeria?
Oh shit
You going to Akon Bridles?
We going to fucking
Get the trio
You getting the trio? We going to Akon bridles. Oh, shit. We going to fucking get the trio. The trio dress.
You getting the trio.
We going to A-Kon bridles, baby.
Fuck what you talking about?
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Shout out to y'all out there, huh?
You stupid.
You're in men's warehouse.
You know you ain't get no fucking suit out of no men's warehouse.
Wait, so didn't she send me, didn't she sent me, because they always got an Instagram page
for whatever they're talking about.
Of course you do.
So now she sends me
the Nigerian dresses
that are form-fitting,
custom.
Some of them is shiny
and beads and diamonds and shit.
She's like, I want to do that.
That's it.
It was colorful.
Hey, shorty choice of wedding dress will let you know
what type of wedding this is about to be i said absolutely absolutely oh you're trying to have
one of those oh you're trying to have 500 people oh you're trying to have like a baddie you're
trying to be paid a baddie wedding but so then'm like, and then we can move on from this.
But I don't know if this stuff matters today.
Maybe I'm old, a traditionalist.
So now I start sounding stupid trying to explain.
I'm like, yo, with wedding dresses,
do you want to be able to hand this to your daughter
when she's getting married?
Do you want to be-
The granddaughter?
Yeah, your granddaughter. Do you want a granddaughter how will you get a good granddaughter
how will do you think about how this will look in pictures 30 40 years from now or is that out
the window today i think it's i think it's out the window tradition is out the window today bro
yeah tradition ain't around especially like the wedding dress thing try and bring that back
you know i'm saying like we the fact that we are losing tradition i think it's supposed to try and bring that back? You know what I'm saying? Like, the fact that we are losing tradition,
I think it's supposed to...
We're not a monolith.
We are not.
Y'all say that.
Bum ass shit.
Every body.
I be wondering.
That's a mellow shit.
That's a mellow shit.
I hate y'all.
We're not a monolith.
Oh, shut the fuck up.
Oh, man.
And then women get two wedding dresses, right?
Okay, then that was my question.
You want to do all this?
Ain't you going to change out of this?
Yes.
Yes.
So now you need a second elaborate outfit?
There's the ceremony dress, and then there's the outfit for the reception.
The reception dress.
Yep.
Sometimes my wife had, I think she had three wedding dresses and three dresses for the festivities around.
Holy shit.
Your wife is five foot one
so she could change and all
that shit fast.
This nigga can't.
No fucking.
Three outfits changed.
Come on.
What we got?
We got music.
Come on.
Let's go.
What's wrong with you? Come on. What what we got? We got music. Come on, let's start. What's wrong with you, son?
Come on, what we doing?
What's that?
What happened?
What's up?
Wherever y'all want to start, we can start.
Music, music.
I got our first music fight because I heard Ish say something.
I heard Ish say something, so we just got to fight about it.
But what came out?
Come on, let's start.
Yeah, we can start there.
Yeah, look, Ice ready too.
Yes. We can start there. Ross and look, Ice ready too. He is.
We can start there.
Ross and Meek.
Let's shit on some shit, right?
Ross and Meek dropped Shaq and Kobe.
Uh-huh.
You know, a lot of people were happy to see it.
It's them returning, you know, after the bullshit.
I was happy to see them together.
I was definitely happy to.
Did it live up to the hype?
No, not really.
No.
It's not bad.
It ain't bad, but it's more Karl Malone stock than the show.
Ooh.
God damn.
Things great.
They were.
Hall of Famers.
I'm not knocking it.
It just wasn't Shaq and Kobe.
The classics that Meek and Ross have done.
A bunch.
They haven't been in the studio together for years, so the anticipation is going to be
on a million.
So this was a little lackluster.
It was. It's cool. this was a little lackluster.
It was just alright.
And that is word from Parks, Antoine,
and Melissa.
I'm just filling in the blanks.
I like this shit. This shit came out.
I was like, yeah.
When it gets to my word.
I wanted to hear y'all.
When it gets to my word.
This shit went. This shit to hear y'all. Yeah, when it gets to my word. I like this Maybach music.
This shit went for me. This shit is hard as a fuck.
It's near real time right now.
Now it's Parks time.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
Niggas wanna see you lose
when you making moves.
We bringing tools
and then you run.
We trying to make the rules.
Niggas just hate the things
going.
You trying to make me fool.
I never thought I'd make you fuck. I did 100 miles hour with a Starbucks this morning.
I thought this shit was hard hard.
The beat is super hard.
The beat is super hard.
Can I hear the Ross part?
Fast forward
Yeah, but let's pause it and talk if you don't mind
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
Let me give you a little bit so you can go
Let me help you out
I got you, girl
Hold up
I left 15 of my niggas in the red tape Digging through their pockets, left their shoes unlaced girl Your mother still in pain, they've been a few days. But you know this all came with minimum wage.
They thought it was a game till the shots rang.
Six niggas laying on the same box frame.
Are you dead broke but got a dope charge?
Got to rob a bank just to postpone.
Listen, I thought that the beat was super, super, super hard.
That drum pattern, that drum, I don't know where it's from.
It escapes me.
There we go.
That's going to be hard by itself.
I'm going to love anything with those.
I think that Meek and Ross's,
when they pick the beat,
it just is perfect for their tonality.
Where I'll agree with y'all,
it's not the best Meek verse or Ross verse.
Correct.
By far.
And just the song in general is not really
they're just kind of going in.
It's good. I'm not saying it's trash.
It's cool.
But I think, right, like what is this for?
What is this song for?
Probably a warm up for both of them I would imagine.
Neither one of them had shit come out
so they warming up for something.
I think that this is the perfect warm up record for both of them had come out so they warming up for something yes i think that this is the perfect
warm up record for both of them how the hook is constructed say today and think that this ain't
single time it ain't no he's trying to take off and put money behind this but just for the streets
right quick yeah just something hey we back yeah meek sounding like that on the hook listen let me
play the hook that's what i like yeah it's like this wasn't underwhelming at all to me yeah no not at all for me uh too much money and power walk
too much money and power walk up in the spot a bunch of stuff
too much money and power oh my 24 hours too much money and power stomach to the pounds with a Also, just as a rapper, all of this water cooler shit that they saying in the hook,
I've never heard it fail when said right.
Like, money, power, we fucking in the shower, all of this street nigga just shit.
This is going to come on tonight. This will come on tonight in at least two New York City strip clubs.
Oh, I'm sure.
Yeah.
Most of the spots are going to play this.
Yeah, it's just good to hear their voices back.
It's great to hear them together.
If it was trash, I would come in and say it.
It ain't trash.
This ain't trash.
This is not trash.
It's definitely not trash.
This ain't trash.
Especially, you ain't heard nothing
from neither one of them
in how long
so that's what I like
like y'all
y'all are back
and it's not trash
over a hard beat
y'all spitting
I love the record
that's why I was shocked
you love that record
yeah I love that record
I'm gonna play that
that will be played
gotcha
yeah I love it too I went right going to play that. That will be played. Gotcha.
Yeah, I love it too.
I went right from that to this is what it feels like,
Hov and Nip.
I just stayed in that vein and kept it going.
I don't know what your face is for.
I didn't say a word.
That's why I spoke to your face. No, I was just listening to you speak.
You know what I'm saying?
I was being attentive.
Mel, well, now that you've heard Ross and Meek.
I love it. You must have been busy this week
You must have been busy this week
This isn't the soundtrack
You came into work without hearing any of the new music
I was a little busy this week
But yeah
That's normally not the first thing that I go
You know go out and listen to
But I was
Lies
I'm R&B I know but as I'm, lies. Is it?
I'm a R&B head. I know,
but you're also like
Mr. Music as well.
Yeah,
but I'm a R&B head.
He went around to R&B first.
He was sure he got in the car
like,
damn,
I ain't used to this vibe
in here.
That must go in your car.
Yes.
Yeah.
And that's,
that is awesome driving music.
That's what I'm thinking
when I'm listening to it.
I enjoyed that.
Bitch,
were you driving
when you heard?
Yeah.
Okay.
Still nothing?
Just turn the volume up
super high.
I mean, I don't really
got a Maybach, but you know.
I mean, you...
That Cherokee fucking
compresses music different.
Yeah, that's what it is.
That's what it is.
That Cherokee make you
shit on some albums.
I don't know.
I gotta get Parks. I got to get Parks.
I got to get Parks in there to set my levels, yo.
I did hear a different verse, though.
Oh, is that not the verse you were talking about?
Keep playing it.
Oh, is that not the verse you were talking about?
Keep playing it.
Allegedly, they figured out that I'm the secret recipe to try walking with a bad guy.
Sorry, sorry. Poliati, coming for they respect.
Come and pay your debt.
Just like a travel killer, we at your neck.
For the way you slept, it's nuance, but a great hell of influence.
And the way you dress, the way you sound, the way you try to move, try to stay a brood.
We can't just keep playing music.
We can't just keep playing music.
Yeah, that's the best verse since God did.
This is a great verse.
An amazing verse.
Please, share.
Let's hear it.
That's some top tier.
That's some high power H2O, yeah. Fuck, that's Jordan. That's some top tier That's some top H2O yeah
That's Jordan
That's Jordan
That is Jordan
Cole's Shaq and Cole's Kobe
Alright
That's 24
That's 24
I'm like
What are you talking about
I thought you were about to say
He was Kobe He about to say Yachty was coming.
You about to get jumped in here.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, I was about, huh?
And I don't want to do that because I will say Yachty's verse ain't bad.
It ain't bad.
It sound like he gave it his all knowing that a monster was coming behind him, Paul.
Yachty's been stepping up, man.
He has a really good album this year.
Yeah.
Not rapping, but. Yeah, no, no. No, you did say his album was fire. Yeah. We like that album. We like that album. I'm not going up, man. He has a really good album this year. Yeah. Not rapping, but.
No, no, no.
No, you did say his album was fire.
Yeah.
We like that album.
We like that album.
I'm not going to hold you.
That's the best verse I heard in a very, very long time.
Cola crazy.
Like that right there is when you be like, okay, he, yeah.
This other shit that we be commenting on, I be like, all right.
It's cool.
Yeah.
That right there is what makes you a fan of rap music.
Absolutely.
That shit is different,
bro.
See,
everybody can't do that.
That's what I like.
Don't say it.
No,
I'm saying that's what
I like about it,
though.
Like,
there is something
for everybody.
You know what I'm saying?
People that say,
oh,
rap dead,
rap dead.
You got this shit
right here.
It's right there.
Yo,
what you would have did
if you had jumped
on one of your shits
like that?
What do you mean
what I would have done?
You would have gone
hot and you would have cut your phone off for about a good shits like that? What do you mean what I would have done? You would have had to go out and hide.
You would have cut your phone off for about a good week.
You better go press play again on some of my shit.
No, you can rap.
Very well.
No, no, no, no, no. No, you can rap rap.
I'm going to give you two raps.
I'm saying you can rap rap.
You want me to close the computer?
No, no, no, you can rap rap.
I know you can rap rap.
I'm not disrespecting your rap ability.
I know you can rap rap.
He's two seconds away from putting the cup down and folding his hands. Antoine. I'm done. You can rap, man. He's two seconds away from putting the cup down
and folding his hands.
Antoine.
I'm done.
You can rap, rap.
But that right there
would have pulled your best out.
You just said he was Yachty?
Oh, shit.
Nigga hit you with the Yachty.
Nigga hit you with the...
No, you would have had to...
That's not a walk in the park right there.
For nobody.
That's some of the latest flows and latest tones from Generation Next.
Y'all chasing relevance, it's evidenced by the way you step.
As for me, I cook so masterfully.
Ain't gotta pay a chef.
I'm old and mad, but still I'm cutting edge.
I'm like a bayonet from Octaville.
We OSHA certified.
You gotta wear your vest.
Too many homicides, a lot of sliding. They good at making decks. Thanks to God, I made it out the veil we OSHA certified you gotta wear your vest too many homicides a lot of slime
They good at making decks. Thanks to God. I made it out the city most would say I'm blessed
My greatest flex is that I made a million feel like I'm Bangladesh
I hate them kind of sounds like the rough and I'm not mad at it. I guess how good the verse is
Like it sound like yeah, this wasn't really to be the final version. I'm like, yeah
Don't touch it this little a and at he got going on right now and he carries it through the whole verse it's all 78 bars or
whatever the you put down there that ain't easy no i can't say what i want to say why not
because i'm always taken wrong like i don't want to hear him do this with Yachty.
With Yachty?
Say it loud.
I don't know.
I don't understand what you're saying.
I don't.
It's not foul to say that.
I don't.
I'm fucked up.
It's not fucked up.
This nigga is great.
And you doing this?
This what you felt like doing that day, man?
Get him.
He got to go get some coffee
or something.
Whenever it is you realize
that this is the bag
your pen is in,
because he might not have known,
but whenever he figured it out,
man.
Does that happen as a writer?
Yeah.
Like you ain't really realized
that you went that crazy
until you heard it a couple times.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm talking about
when you write it down and you lay it a couple times? Oh, no, no, no. I'm talking about when you write it down
and you lay it.
You know what I'm saying.
You normally know what you did.
So when you write it down.
I'm just saying
he could have got the call,
went,
heard the beat,
liked it.
But by the time
he got to bar six
or he finished the first line
and saw where his brain was going,
he knew he was out of this world.
He was out of here.
He's gone.
He's gone, gone. Yeah. this world. He was out of here. He's gone. He's gone, gone.
Yeah.
This is...
He's out of here.
...refusing interviews
whenever they request
niggas fake, progressive, and woke.
Yo, y'all stop asking J. Cole
for interviews, yo.
Y'all stop stopping the nigga verse, yo.
This is a podcast.
We have to talk.
This is a brand new slap.
Nigga.
They'll pull this shit,
so yeah, we have to talk
This is a master class right here no different bro
I've been peaked how they profit off a racial stress some activists got so rich
They probably wish we stay impressed studio steppers moving extra on songs fake and rep only breaking bad in the lab thought y'all
was making meth niggas making threats and i laugh that's cause you ain't a threat don't ask how i
feel about no rappers they okay i guess wow that's my favorite line well one of them yeah
they all right man i mean that's what you just that's what y'all feel like, right?
Yeah, and it's like,
why are you asking me about these niggas?
You know how I really feel.
Yes.
Like, later we was gonna talk
about Simba and what he said
about Eminem
when they directly asked him,
do you think you're better
than Eminem?
And he said, yes.
And that's for internet fodder,
but rappers,
the good ones,
are supposed to feel like,
I'm better than all y'all niggas.
So when you're asking me,
I mean, they're all right.
They cool. They want you to say that. So when you're asking me, I mean, all right. They cool.
They want you to say that.
They want you to, it's like a trick question almost.
Because then whatever your response is,
they're ready to eat you up over it, folks.
This is the perfect way to word that.
They okay, I guess.
Yeah.
And stop asking me about these niggas.
And you know the okay is like, they trash.
The okay is a lie.
It's a nice lie.
It's the I guess.
I guess.
I guess.
You know.
Alright.
Incoming call
press the button
the one that say accept
he FaceTime
to ask for a feature
and saw the face of death
I'm on your song
your stream's going up
not quite the Drake effect
but don't complain
bitch take what you get
and cut the label check
my table set.
A little self-deprecation
in it.
He had to talk to somebody.
But still talking. It was fly self-deprecation.
That was fly self-deprecation.
It was. Nigga, that was a direct
Not quite Drake. Not quite
the Drake effect. But it's right there.
But
nigga, take what you get. I'm me. And cut the label effect. But it's right there. But, but nigga, take what you get.
I'm me.
And cut the label check.
Send it over, buddy.
You know who I am.
You know what I do.
Yo.
Nice little response missile.
Yo, you know I'm Kevin Durant, right?
Very direct.
You know I'm Kevin Durant?
You know my name, right?
You know my name.
Stop playing.
You know why you called me.
You know my name.
That's really what,
you know why you called me.
Like you said,
yo,
I answered the face.
On hard knocks,
one of them niggas from the Giants
tried to play with Aaron Rodgers.
He said,
whatever he said,
Aaron Rodgers was like,
I don't even know you,
dog.
Nigga tried to lie.
I don't know you neither.
Aaron Rodgers was like,
yeah,
you do.
Yes,
you do.
You do.
You do though.
That's a lie.
No,
but you do though.
You got television. It's a select group No, but you do, though. You got television.
It's a select group of men that could talk like that.
Word.
Look, that's all I got to say.
And J. Cole is on that list.
I almost feel like there's nothing even that you could say about Cole that hasn't been said already.
There's a group out there that thinks we or I or somebody up here shits on Cole.
Never.
But he leaves Earth consistently.
He is a consistent alien. he's up there as far as
feature versus he's up there with Wayne
and you know
what I used to say about Cole was
I would like him to do this with the elite
MCs
but today
I mean in later years I realized
that elite MCs probably are running from him.
I was about to say, I don't really want to get on it.
It ain't so easy to just.
I told y'all that back on the Jeezy album.
You ran.
I have known you long enough and been on Twitter long enough to remember when you were.
What?
Anti-Cole?
Yes.
A lot of people were.
I didn't use to like
Cole's content.
You win people over.
I'm just saying
don't try to beat me down
with what you've been saying.
I remember you.
Fam, I stand in anything
I'm saying.
Sleepy music.
I've
bro, every Friday
You almost led that
sleepy music charge.
You my man, sorry
I ain't gonna bring it up.
It was the truth.
He called on rap
the same as he rapped
when he first came in the game.
He don't. So yes, I could It was never sleepy. It was the truth. He called on rap the same as he rapped when he first came in the game. He don't.
So, yes.
He was never sleepy.
He was never sleepy.
They were going for it.
The production, it was sleepy.
It was back then.
Well, he did need to stop rapping over his own production.
And he did.
He did.
A long time ago, by the way.
A while ago.
It's been a while.
And guess what happened?
A lot of people said, oh, I can fuck with this now.
Me being one of them.
For me, it was early on, it was content.
Like, he was rapping about shit that I didn't really care about.
And that.
Same, same.
Which would make you sleepy if you're sitting here listening to it.
But he's long since passed that.
Yeah, I'm agreeing.
I'm agreeing with you.
10 years ago.
I'm saying that.
He's saying it like.
Cole, as an adult, like, rapping about grown man like veteran cole is my
favorite call absolutely same here and if i'm just judging people like on the list and not judging art
then kendrick and cole are probably tied for me and as far as first like just people. Like you can't escape a Cole story.
I just read yesterday, J. Cole
lived in Queens for three
years. Did y'all read that?
J. Cole lived in Queens for three years
with his family and
he couldn't afford to rent so they let him
slide for a few months here
and there. So he came back,
reimbursed him, sat down, had
dinner. This is a while ago i thought yeah but i
mean there's 20 million of those j cole stories yeah and though i come in here and say whatever
the fuck i say in my heart of hearts it's a quality human being you gotta appreciate what i'm saying
even the shit he's saying in his verse yo don't ask me for no interviews yo that shit y'all doing
out there that fake imagery and thug that it just like
people just people it helps that he's one of the greatest like this I agree anyway down on your
favorite one verse and take his breath I probably put more niggas on pause than Cam and Mason Beth
my agent get a whole lot of calls it's's like he paid the rep. These bitches out here looking like Steph on a late contest
Wide open shooting they shot. Don't know. Also, right?
Like he raps like us like he raps like on my amp show yesterday. I was playing
Old cam old locks old ex old mace Rob, Shine. I was just in my 90s bag, and I stopped the show to say, yo.
I was trying to include myself in the class.
And I was like, yo, from 93 to 03, that group of MCs will mop the floor with any of these niggas that's out today.
That's true.
Any one of them.
Now, when I say that, I'm excluding the greats of today, but they rap like us, I feel like.
Yes.
So when Cole does this, right?
That's why I don't really dignify the ish comment from earlier.
This is what we had to do.
This is what them niggas had to do back then, is this.
So when you hear him do this next to anybody from today, it's just going to sound like Armageddon.
It's refreshing, too.
Yeah.
You don't hear rapping like this.
It's very off and outside of the underground.
I see what you're saying.
The way that he's doing these even similes and metaphors and punchlines is of...
That's throwback shit.
We don't hear it like this.
True.
They stopped rapping like this.
They did.
Can I ask a question?
Sure.
No.
No.
they stopped rapping like this they did
can I ask a question?
sure
no
because we were having a conversation about
you know this generation's ears
and ability to listen to music
can this generation appreciate J. Cole?
yes
for
okay
for his greatness
I think they can understand that this is special
see I think there's levels to artistry true the people
that focus on pleasing today have a ceiling whether they realize it or not the people that transcend
that like him like drake like kendrick when you talk about them you gotta talk broader than whatever the little
tiny hip hop bubble is today
that's true
like and that's why
they are them
so
the tiny hip hop bubble
is like
it's reactionary
so when they see
all of the
the rest of the people
saying
dog
this is it
then that's what lasts
right
like them people that were saying
j cole is sleepy not ice but this lasts that they'll get with it at some point which is what
happens that's what happens yeah yeah that's gotta appreciate this shit which is why i appreciate
cole again it was sleepy that early cole music was was kind of boring to me, to a lot of people. I'm not in a small minority in saying that.
He changed.
He grew his sound.
He evolved.
And then it brings on more people.
Your core fans are still there.
Now you've grown your fan base.
That's it.
I'm shouting out Yachty too, man,
because you showed up.
You showed up to the best of your ability on here.
And nothing you could do with this fucking Martian.
It's his song.
He put it together.
So you got to give credit to that, too.
Oh, I don't.
But yeah.
If he came up with the idea and said, yo, I'm going to get Cole on this and executed.
I'm not saluting none of these young niggas for calling a goat.
The goat came and did it and goated.
No, that's a salute to me.
Yeah, but everybody can't get the goat.
That, too. So just that's a salute to me. Yeah, but everybody can't get the goat. That too.
So,
just the fact that
you still got,
I'm with Parks on that
because a couple other people
could have called Cole
and he said,
nah,
I'm not doing it.
And then we don't get this.
Ain't nothing but no one like,
and we don't get this.
Cole will kill this.
When Jermaine
pulls up
and walks in,
magic is going to happen now.
I'm here.
I'm here.
Yachty does a lot of different shit too. Shout out to Yachty too he could have put him on any type of different record but you put him on this
that's that's this beat that means something to me you know you're right this beat was awkward
this beat was awkward and they both made it palatable and and uh i'm gonna assume that yadi sent cole his verse and beat i'm sure
so i hate that that happens in hip-hop right i hate where the guy that had to sit and rack his
head with how to rap over this beat sent it gave somebody a template and then they came behind and
aaron judged that shit out of the park,
and then we shit on the guy
that probably came up with the,
Yachty is rhyming in that pocket.
He is.
So now you're putting J. Cole's brain
in this pocket and nuclear.
I'm dick rhyming, but I don't care.
He deserves it.
That was fire, man.
I need this.
I ain't heard rapping like this in six years.
That's the best verse I've heard all year.
I've been hearing a lot of low effort music in these last years.
And we'll talk about some more albums that I think were kind of low effort.
But when you have someone, this song isn't particularly complicated,
but he knocked it out the part.
You know what I'm saying?
Lyrically.
That's special.
He lyrically went crazy.
There's been a lot of music where it's just,
you could tell it was
first first rough draft first second mix let's put it out like this that doesn't work for everybody
it works for a record like this this sounds like a rough but it don't matter because he went so
crazy yo y'all it's been confirmed man leave jermermaine in North Carolina doing whatever he's doing, man.
Just leave him alone.
You niggas, man.
Let that boy just rest.
Nah, keep calling him.
Let him rest.
Keep calling him.
Please keep calling him.
Keep calling him.
No, I'd rather him go do this shit.
Let me get a Cole album coming soon.
It might be a Cole album coming soon.
I'm going to do it there too, though.
That's the thing.
It ain't like, oh, I did it here.
I can't do it over here.
He going to put it on the album too and give it to you.
His albums, as of late, have delivered.
Exactly.
And he's been on a feature run for longer than the albums.
His last album's my favorite Cole album.
It is.
On the backboard on fire.
All season.
It might be number two for me.
It's probably number two for a lot of people,
but the rapper in me won't let it be for me.
I love that album. He went crazy. The features went crazy. Fuck it, it's Dick number two for a lot of people but the rapper in me won't let it be for me like that was I love that album he went crazy
the features went crazy
fuck it it's Dick Rock Cold Day
I ain't heard rapping like that since Killin' Mike album
yes yeah
and you know I said that was my hip hop
album but I haven't heard a one
verse like that
and those are the only two times that I've heard
this type of rapping from the
mainstream
I'm saying from the mainstream.
I'm saying from the mainstream.
Yeah.
Because I'm excluding the niggas that do that when they wake up.
Right. The rams and the, you know.
Specialists.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not counting them.
Counting, yeah.
The mainstream niggas that's playing a different game.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, you know.
Why did he do this?
You don't get this very often.
And I didn't even expect this.
This was like a sneak. Yeah. This was like a sneaky joke and I didn't even expect this this was like a sneak
this was like a sneaky
joint
it came out leakish
like the first listen
I listened on
Dat Piff's YouTube page
like it was
it felt like some
real leaky shit
look at Dat Piff
out there
still fighting
still fighting
go ahead Dat Piff
whatever albums
or mixtapes
I gave y'all
I'm taking them back
to upload to streaming sites
I just saw Jeezy did that.
Yeah, do what you want.
Jeezy just put his whole mixtape catalog on streaming.
Oh, no.
It's coming at some point.
But they ain't got them over there.
That Piff.
No, I gave one exclusively to That Piff.
A Loose Quarter was to That Piff.
You don't have them over there.
I'm just saying A Loose Quarter is nowhere and has never been anywhere but That Piff.
Gotcha.
And it's all original music.
Yeah.
So, what am I talking about?
Waste your breath.
I've been stopped fucking you dots.
Ain't got no patience left.
Say that shit for one of them niggas.
They rock the fake protects.
My paper stretch.
Just look.
Glad somebody else noticed it.
Glad somebody else noticed it.
You niggas are filthy and disgusting out there.
Honestly, y'all are fucking nasty and horrible out there.
You ain't see the jeweler?
It's a special 40th edition, 40th anniversary protect.
It's worth like 450 grand.
Somebody went and busted it down.
And they were like, yo, whatever jeweler did this should be arrested
because now the watch is worth like 100 grand less
because you wouldn't put all this bullshit in it.
Most of these rappers
is running around.
Listen,
we're not even lab grown.
Listen,
let me tell you.
This is exactly
what you're looking for.
For shit show.
This shit made
us a lot of money.
Look,
look,
this is glass.
Y'all not read GZ book.
And in the book,
he talks about he had bought two Jacob watches, 80 grand each.
He said Jacob told him, yo, if you ever need money back for him, whatever, whatever, come back to me.
I can get you right.
He said he got into a jam, needed to get rid of the watches, couldn't find Jacob.
So he took him to his jeweler.
The nigga words was, I can't even tell y'all what my jeweler
told me because my lawyers told me don't say it but the jeweler said I'll give you 3,500 for both
watches oh shit he said I can't tell y'all what he showed me and shit but notorious and there was a
lot of that happening yes there was notorious if you know these niggas is right back to Jacob today. I know.
I used the word for Jacob.
Notorious.
Do you have a story?
That's my new line for Mel, too, by the way.
Because she always got a story, but she tried to Dre her past.
Oh, shit.
Yo, you had that in a talk, yo. You had that in a talk, yo.
You had that in a talk.
I don't mean like Dre.
Yo, wait, first of all,
don't y'all motherfuckers
even buy into the bullshit
he just fucking said.
I'm talking about
the whitewash aspect,
not the whole aspect.
Whitewashing of history.
No.
You know Mel trying to come in
and act like she never did no Project Pat shit, none of that shit?. You know Mel trying to come in and act like she never did
no Project Pat shit,
none of that shit?
Oh, child.
Well, she won't never come in
and just share some shit.
So you got to just say,
do you have a story?
I actually quite like
that little Project Pat
little situation in the source.
That was cute.
I like it too.
That Mel didn't look like
the word bitch or box was
in her head.
Not to her at all.
Yeah.
She was like 22 years old.
She didn't know her ass from her fucking elbow.
Where's the DeLorean?
Fuck off.
Sometimes,
like I said, I like to hold my cards close
to the vest, but yes, I do have
some experiences with Jacob's
jewelry and
the price tag did not meet the...
Quality.
Well, the appraisal.
The appraisal, yeah.
Not even in the fucking realm of the price tag.
And these were gifts.
And I was like,
I hope you didn't pay this price tag number
because I got...
You already getting niggas' gifts appraised?
Damn, kid.
Wait, should you not?
You have to.
Right?
Yeah.
How do you insure it?
No, you ain't supposed to do no tacky shit.
I ain't going to sell it.
Wait a second.
You ain't supposed to do no tacky shit like that.
Wait a second.
Wait a second.
Yes.
Please expound.
That's not tacky.
I don't think that's tacky at all.
That's not tacky at all.
I can't insure it Without appraising it
Boom
Or resell it
Can y'all
That's not true
Yo he's too smart
For y'all to give the defense
Before he gives the offense
Let him go
No that's not true though
Let him get
Somebody buys me a gift
Right
I'm not going to get
The gift appraised
And you don't need that
For insurance
Insurance niggas are right
But you want them to write
You don't That's the Newark real estate dope boy association
coming out again Antoine first of all talk to me come on don't get distracted
talk to me if you give me a gift you give me a gift I said let me go first
okay let me go first replying to your example you just gave how often is it where the
woman is buying the man
a gift that needs to be appraised
so I don't like that
that's a false parallel
typically I'm not saying it doesn't happen
but typically
it's the man buying a woman
a diamond or something like that
some jewelry yeah
so that puts the woman in the spot.
And these niggas are not,
sometimes they're not handing over the diamond
with the appraisal sheet,
with the this,
with the insurance.
They just handing over a gift.
They just putting it on you.
The wise thing to do
if she get anything that's of some coin
is for her to take it now
and check it out.
Yo, what's this?
What is it worth?
Insure it.
Do all of the shit.
Now she good.
And not only that, not only that, it depends.
Even you have to consider who's giving you the gift because sometimes it's true.
I understand what you're saying.
I don't.
Sometimes Fugazi Gary gave it to me.
Boom.
Yeah. So let's just first shits and giggles.
I'm just going to pull a name out of the clear blue sky.
Because he playing with you.
I'm not.
He playing with you.
Jay-Z gives you a gift.
You are not going to question the quality of that gift.
You're not going to question anything about the quality of that gift.
Get in your bag, man.
You're not going to think that he's giving you
a Fugazi anything because he would never.
But that's what happened to French
when Akon gave him the raise.
I was just going to say it.
Come on.
I was just going to say it.
Have we changed your mind?
However, there are some other new money ass niggas
that don't know their ass from their fucking elbow,
don't know what quality actually looks like by anything.
And then you're like, thank you,
can't really trust your eye on shit.
Let me get this shit appraised.
That's what I thought.
$100,000 necklace?
I'll give you 10 grand for that.
I'll appraise it at 10 grand.
I'm definitely giving Mel Ford the fake $100,000 necklace.
It's going with the number.
Yeah, try and beat.
I ain't giving it
You know what I mean
What
To try it
Jewelry
You could try it
That's what I'm saying
You gotta try it first
Definitely
Even if I got the real shit home
It don't guarantee you shit
I'm gonna try this fake shit first
Yeah
You should do that
Have we changed your mind
I just
I don't think that that's the most
Classy thing to do
Yeah
Fuck that.
That's cool.
If you don't want to have some potentially $100,000 piece of jewelry laying around uninsured in your crib.
Also that.
And also think about it like this.
Think about it like this.
Hold on.
Let me just give you another scenario.
Be open-minded.
Learn.
Let's just say the gift was given to me at like 25 years old.
And then at 30, I still have it.
Don't really use it because, you know.
That's a different scenario.
Whatever.
And then I have a kid.
And I want to gift my kid with something.
You know, maybe I want to sell this so that I can put this into a trust for my kid.
And then I find out what I thought was going to be a hundred thousand dollar
trust.
I'll give you 10 grand for that.
$75,000 trust.
Somebody come holler at you.
Exactly.
I'm going to give you nine grand.
And when would you ever know that she did that for you to be able to look at
her?
Like that was,
that was corny or that was,
what'd you say?
Classless.
You guys know I'm not a really big jewelry wearer.
So motherfuckers giving me jewelry.
Most of the time I'm like down payment on a houseer so motherfuckers giving me jewelry most of the time
I'm like down payment on a house that's what I look at it as at at some point one in some at
some point I'm thinking what's the resale value on this for a true a real investment what about
the guy that bought your house well I mean thank Still going to get that appraised. Has that ever happened?
Those are just noises.
What was that?
Stop what you're doing.
I'm not listening.
Let's move.
Moving right along.
My man.
Mahmoud Abdul-Rahman.
What the fuck has she got going on?
I know.
I had a Tourette's moment.
Let's move along, okay?
I'm not going to spill all my secrets on this one episode.
We got a lot of time.
We got a lot of time.
Hey, we're here all week, folks.
Yeah, I'm glad J. Cole noticed that these niggas is corny, too.
Let him have it.
Yeah, good for the ass.
I like when Cole get fed up.
Me, too.
He's going to talk to y'all.
Yeah, let him have it.
Piss them off. We need that album now though
I wish he did this more
Yeah I wish he did this more
We need that album now though
I'm ready
I'm ready
I think that
Going back to your point
I think that's why
They don't do it as much
It ain't really nobody
Out here competing with them
Like you said
Back when
The Wolves was out,
it was a clue tape every month.
It was a...
These niggas make too much money
today to do this.
They make way too much money
today to do this.
You're right.
It's the same thing
that's happening
in the fucking NBA.
Sports.
These NBA niggas
want to play the video game
and walk through the tunnel
in outfits now
instead of watching film
and doing all this other shit.
That's true. Why? Because they
get guaranteed
$100-$200 million.
It ain't like back in the day where there's a salary
cap and you got to actually work for all coin.
That ain't what's happening now.
J. Cole has no incentive
to wake up and do this
every day. We used to have to go do this shit in the streets.
Mixtapes, DJing.
Everyone could rap back then. Going back to it,
that's why the Nas shit is so impressive.
It wasn't this much money back then. True.
It wasn't this much money back then.
The sport was still there back then
and you knew that if X came out
and you heard the new X and Block shit.
That sounds like a joke today.
Right now, even hearing that shit, it sounds like a joke.
Call me and say something about
come pod for sport.
That's not true.
It is true.
We get paid to pod,
but,
but.
You know,
I'm turning that,
people are offering to pay me
now to come do their podcast.
I know.
Listen to what I'm saying.
We get paid to pod.
However,
if it was a,
oh man,
it's going to sound
like some ignorant shit.
Yo,
if it was a podcast crew
on our heels
You would come in here with a different attitude
We already be about to go fight on the balcony
If there was a podcast crew
That was on our asses as far as number one
We would look at it differently
The competitive spirit in all of us
Would definitely kick in
It's just who we are
I can speak for you and I
No, you speak for you and I no you speak for you
you too
speaking for me
because my competitive spirit
is always there
none of them
ta-da
ta-da
listen I just said
I'm going to sound like an asshole
when I prefaced it
none of you have ever felt like we're on my heels
and I just said that we be damn about to fight
on the balcony now
we be in here arguing amongst each others now
and we are where we are
so imagine if it was people vying for that spot
no I think when you a certain level
of great it's established
sincerely I'm not joking I'm not no like this nigga J Cole is that level of greatness light
years so it's established so whenever I pop up is when I pop up when I feel like it's gonna be that
and that's what I'm saying and to be that up to be that established to be that up, to be that established, to be that, like, there's nothing that he has to do. True.
But if he has 15 niggas coming, let me finish.
So to be able to find some form of inspiration to do that is hard.
It's hard.
That's why I went back.
That's why I was just saying.
Especially when all of these niggas are almost billionaires.
You agreeing?
But you agreeing with me? I am agreeing.
I'm agreeing.
I wouldn't go that far.
I wouldn't go that far.
Not billionaires.
Why not? All of who? Yeah. Kendrick, Drake, and Cole. Oh am agreeing. I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go that far. Not billionaires. Why not?
All of who?
Yeah.
Kendrick, Drake, and Cole.
Oh, okay.
The three of them.
Are almost billionaires?
Mm-hmm.
I don't know.
I know one of them.
And you wouldn't know.
I want one of them.
You wouldn't know and you'd never know.
You wouldn't know and you'd never know.
There's no way for you to ever, ever, ever, ever, ever know.
One of them.
You don't think that if...
It don't matter.
It's fine.
Respect.
Yeah.
If I'm off, it's half a Billy.
What are y'all talking about?
They're all very rich.
There's no question about that.
They in the hundreds.
They're all very rich.
They definitely in the hundreds.
I pocket watch them niggas.
I know what they're doing.
I know exactly what they're doing.
I can't ever say,
but they play by different rules.
Respect.
I would agree. To be that wealthy and getting to my get on the mic and do shit like this are you buggin man if you
don't take your ass to fucking central somewhere yeah go away pop out hey and
then I go right back away word I'll pop out you don't do this very very often
yeah I just pop out you like y'all like the video I did
it was cool
I didn't watch it
I like the video
cause it was
minimalistic
yeah
it tied into
who he is
or what his
persona is
I never met him
so it ties into
what he gives
the world to think
of him
he just sitting there
regular
some bleachers type shit.
Yeah, he doing that
homeless swag shit.
No jewelry.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No jewelry.
He just...
That was just in his home theater
in the basement.
In the estate.
And just gets up
and walk out.
Cole, you steal him, man.
There's nothing else
for us to say.
Word.
And we didn't have to say that.
You know.
He knew.
He told us.
He knew.
He told us in the first season.
Jermaine.
It was always a nigga named Jermaine.
Right?
It was always.
It was always a Jermaine.
Go Jermaines.
Shout out to y'all out there.
Swayed in the rain.
Even shout out to the loser Jermaines too.
All of y'all didn't hit it.
All of y'all didn't hit it out the park Pause
Pause
What else we got?
Any more music?
You went to a listening party
Oh yeah
Me and my guy Ish went
Okay
Why you leave it short?
No invites
Because I didn't know
I only knew you went
I didn't know they went together.
And again.
We didn't go together.
Okay.
But no, we went to the CMG.
Would you have gone?
Would you have been able to go?
Excuse me.
Good ass water.
Juicy cheeseburger.
People got on flights and shit.
Go ahead.
Okay, so go ahead.
Tell us about the listening party.
Are listening parties still listening parties?
No.
No.
They're not.
They're just a party party?
They've been stopped being listening.
They've been stopped, but they've gotten worse.
Where was it?
A venue or a studio?
It was a Say Less.
Say Less.
Oh, my God.
Forget about it.
They don't have speakers there.
It was just a Bluetooth.
Bam.
They had the little back room set up.
Fit about 20 people in there.
Was there food?
Escorts was there?
Oh, no.
It was food.
Okay.
What about escorts?
I said escorts was there.
Oh, I don't know.
I don't know.
Escorts was there?
These are good men here.
I didn't see him.
You can be a good man and know when there's some escorts around.
I'm out the loop, so I didn't.
You know what an escort looks like.
You got it.
You got it.
Y'all got it.
Don't worry about it.
You didn't even got to explain it.
I totally understand what you're saying.
None of the recognizable escorts that I know to be escorts, no, they weren't there.
I totally understand.
What was somebody saying?
But no, I didn't hear shit.
You didn't hear nothing?
I didn't hear nothing.
You couldn't really hear it?
Couldn't hear anything.
So what did y'all do?
Just had appetizers?
Nah, just had a couple drinks and kicked it with people I knew that was there.
Just kicked it for a little bit, then I left.
It was a social thing.
More than a listening party.
I hate listening sessions in New York.
I'm not listening to y'all.
I'm thinking about the escorts that's back in the scene.
There's a few of them came back to the game.
Gotta step out on
a Thursday now.
Economy getting fucked up.
Red high.
Shit's different.
A little boutique ain't boutiquing.
No.
A little last business ain't working no more.
Let's go to them facials
niggas ain't getting
facials
back in the facial game
no more bums
getting popped
yo man
that's hilarious
yo
we ain't shit yo
love when they
fucking
come down on hard times
they gotta come back
to the game.
Hey.
Guess who's
gonna retire 17 times.
This is my last night.
Two years later,
I'm back.
You be like,
uh.
Damn, that sucks.
Y'all can't spot him
no more like y'all used to.
Yeah.
I guess some things change.
Yeah.
Anywho.
So did you get a chance
to listen to the album
in the car?
Nah. Okay. I didn't get a chance to listen to the album in the car? Nah.
I didn't get a chance to listen to it.
Mel, you're going to force some CMG shit out of them.
I just wanted to.
We were there.
God damn.
It was a lot.
New York shit just be different.
Because everybody in New York is there for the show.
They want to walk around and tell you who they work for.
I don't give a fuck, bro.
Yo, I'm this person from there.
So?
That's unfortunate. So it was great. Pushing I'm this person from the other. So? That's unfortunate.
So it was good.
Pushing their product
on ice.
Pause.
I was about to pause it, bro.
I was about to pause it, bro.
Anything else
that music came out?
I know Cleo Soul
came out again.
Much better project.
Much better project.
I listen to both of them now
and they both feel like
they just went in the studio, hit record, and then said then said yo you can just put that out but they're so talented
that it's good music yeah like it's just not like it wasn't cohesive or anything it's cohesive it's
beautiful music the the band or uh inflow whoever's playing all that shit is amazing she's
got a great voice great melody writing but it doesn't feel like they spent a lot of time fleshing out the songs.
The second album,
the song sequencing
almost sounds like
each song kind of feeds
into the next.
I like that.
It feels like a big jam session.
Yes.
Yes.
That's good.
That's good like that.
Yeah, that's what they always do.
I like it.
I ain't hear the second project.
It's good.
It's good.
Better than the first one.
The first one was good too.
No disrespect to the first. I like the first one. The first one was good too. No disrespect to the first.
The first one was good.
I was just expecting.
That's disrespecting the first one.
What'd you say?
What'd you say, buddy?
It's not for him.
There you go.
There you go.
There you go.
I liked the first project,
but I was holding it
to the standard
of last year's project.
Your charity
don't have the six disc changer.
Just go to the next disc.
Go to the trunk.
That was some bullshit.
That was the bullshit.
You got to go in the trunk
and load your changer.
That was the bullshit.
That was the filthy shit.
That shit first came out.
That was filthy behavior.
It was lit when it first came out.
Then they moved it to the glove box.
Stupid ass me bringing my CDs to the car.
They had a little visor shit with all the CDs on it.
No, that was you.
That was you.
That was you.
That was you.
I did have a couple of them.
You had the 100 CD visor?
No, no.
Just a little tin.
But I had the little book to keep my book in the car.
I definitely had the book.
I had the book in the trunk.
I had the visor.
I had the visor as well.
Losers. Oh, man yeah i got car shamed yesterday
i gotta tell you this one i got a car i wouldn't tell him if i was you no i don't care
so i get a call yesterday i'm in the car i just picked my baby up and um super dead you know put
some respect on that i I get a call.
DJ Self.
Shout out to Self.
Called me yesterday.
FaceTime.
So I answered. Salute Self.
I answered a FaceTime.
You know, I got the shit in the car or whatever.
From a dude.
I didn't know what this nigga wanted.
What's up?
I just want to say, you answered the random FaceTime from a nigga with a penis.
Okay.
But anyway,
saying what up,
he said, yo, that sunroof
kind of small, son.
You got no panoramic roof?
Y'all ain't getting no money over there at the JVP?
See?
It gets better.
It gets better.
So now,
because it was light out, so I pull this shit to close it.
Nigga said, yo.
Oh, wait.
That shit ain't automatic?
You got to close the sunroof with your hand-ish?
We in the spot, he said, ish.
He closed it with his finger.
All night.
All night.
Everybody, we see, yo, this nigga with the little sunroof.
I'm like.
He had to close it with his hand, son.
I was.
I said, all right.
Oh, man. Last time I got car shamed,
I went, all right.
Oh.
Yeah, put some respect on that.
All right.
Put some respect on that.
That was hilarious.
That was funny as shit, though.
The nigga said he had to close
the sun roof with his fingers.
That shit was funny.
He made you feel insecure?
No.
Man, ice don't give a fuck.
Ice give zero fucks.
It was just funny.
You don't got to do that in the Wagoneer, right?
I'm going to change my car at 17 in one episode.
Nah, the Wagoneer, you don't got to do that.
Anything else came out in music?
Yeah, Wayne dropped his mixtape, The Fix Before the Six.
Ten songs.
The first half, I wasn't really a fan of.
Second half is where it kicked off for me.
He was all over the place.
I like about two of them.
I got about five, maybe.
Slide was dope, and then there's another one that was dope.
I think Kool and Dre did.
Oh, that's... That one is dope, too. I another one that was dope i think um cool and jerry did oh that's uh that was that one is dope too yeah and uh i like the titty boy record
and the last song is cool but yeah a little holdover
glad to hear glad to hear wayne i always glad to hear wayne he's another one that can go whenever
he feel like it do whatever he he wanna do. That is true.
Wayne can do whatever he wants, so I ain't saying nothing.
Yeah, that's it.
All right, clap it up for Mewton.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
Boy, you good, boy.
You are great.
Clap it up for you, yo.
You are good, boy.
Boy is down for that.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a narcissist, right?
We know that.
Clap it up for me right
Shit fuck it
You love David's bridal
I've never even seen
A commercial for them
Oh as soon as
You've never seen a commercial
For David's bridal
I've seen the ads
Oh as soon as she said
That bullshit
I shared my phone screen
And played
And played the David Bridal shit.
I went on YouTube.
Them shits go back to like 89.
Same little jingle.
That shit work like a charm.
You'll love David's Bridal.
This guy's crazy, son.
And you're going to love it, too.
You're going to love it.
Don't worry.
They got the little tailor back there.
Right in the back.
And he's going to compliment you.
Oh, what a shape.
A couple pins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A little safety pin this up.
Boop, boop.
He's an idiot, yo.
Yo, that story is resurfacing again of, I guess,
Steven Jackson and his wedding story, right?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
About the prenup. And his fiance kept putting it off, putting it off.
And on wedding day, she still didn't sign it.
So he called the wedding off right there amongst friends, family, celebrities, athletes.
You said Steph made a move, too.
Everybody was there.
He said Steph talked to him and was like.
You saying nah?
Nah what?
Yeah, I'm like, nah.
Call that off at least like a week before.
She kept asking. Well, what if she said I'm going to sign it? She was going to sign it. Yeah. I'm at least like a week before. She kept asking us if she was going to sign it.
I'm going to sign it.
I'm going to sign it.
I'm going to sign it.
Well, let's do it now so we don't have to cancel us on the day.
Boy, I don't got no pen, boy.
What do you know?
I'll be writing it all green.
What do you know?
I'm going to pick.
What do you know?
Yeah, nah.
So now you're on your wedding day and all right, sign it.
And that's when you find out you really had no intention of signing it.
That's crazy. Oh, this is it intention of signing it. That's crazy.
Oh, this is it.
Yeah.
Whatever.
That's crazy.
Moon right along.
All right, what else is of importance?
Or of no importance?
I'm fine.
I'm fine either way.
Well, we talked about the Ross and Meek record.
Ross went up to Funk Flex.
So did y'all hear that?
I didn't.
Heard bits and pieces. I did.
You know,
Issh didn't hear it. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Issh wouldn't hear that. Issh wouldn't hear that.
It was about real estate.
It ain't about real estate.
Newark Real Estate Dope Boy Association.
Oh, man.
No time for that.
I've been forgetting how funny Ross is
Dog
This thing is like a comedian
He went up there
And clowned this whole
You know the housing situation
That your man's in
He clowned this shit
Like he was a stand up comic dog
Like he just wouldn't stop
You just tickle pink
it was funny gotta be my man hilarious gotta be my man all y'all real estate niggas
that's not my man's first of all my bad it was it was funny
they was talking calling for the real estate, Rico and all that other shit.
I don't think it's funny
even nobody going to jail,
but it's all right.
Nobody went to jail.
Oh, no.
Some good tea.
Did y'all hear it?
I heard it.
Boom, boom.
Ross is hilarious
and I agree that
you should not
sell false dreams
to little old ladies.
Stop selling that little old lady house.
People that took their little retirement money, gave it to you.
You put that shit in your pocket.
Now your partner done transferred all the property to his kid's name.
Wait, what?
Season him, put the houses in his kid's name.
It's too late for that, buddy.
Oh, nah.
Oh, man. Yo, shout out to y'all out there that be just fucking your kid's credit up. season I'm putting thousands in his kid name it's too late for that buddy oh man
yo shout out
to y'all out there
that be just
fucking your kids
credit up
at six
get the light bill
they got cable
they got cable
car note
they got all types of shit
in their kids name
that was
that was big
and hug bro
thank you moms
for not doing that
not your mom
your mom was fly
I'm glad
that's why I had to thank her.
I know I had some shit in my name as a kid.
And you're a junior?
Oh yeah.
That's when they really get you.
Yeah, when you're a junior, that's the layup.
I be forgetting shit. My son got in a little accident, he was all depressed. I was like, hey, who named you?
My chance.
I said, hey, man, who named your insurance center?
And your car, all that shit.
He said, mine, Dad.
Whoa.
Five points.
Five points. What a tough lesson to learn.
Tough lesson, man.
Oh, shit. Damn points out the window. What a tough lesson to learn. Tough lesson, man. Oh, shit.
Damn it, kiddo.
That three-year surcharge, man.
I feel bad for your kids when they start learning the lessons.
Adulting.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's got to be tough.
Do you feel bad?
Yeah, I feel bad.
I'm an overprotective dad.
I hate to hear my kids with that voice.
Are you okay? Do you want to question the type of father
I am on air? Let's hear it.
No.
Why are you trying to
come at me today? Maybe you're wrong. Just said you'll serve them up on a
platter so they can learn some accountability
and send them to the prison.
What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah.
That's not overprotective?
You serving... What?
Oh, you think...
You think enabling is part
of overprotective? It plays a part
in it. Oh, see, I disagree with that.
I totally disagree with that. Really? I think
by the time it gets to enabling, that's why
it's important to be able to identify enabling
because when you get to enabling, I don't think you're helping
your kid at all
or protecting them.
I think it hurts to enable.
It can.
It can.
No, it could.
Still, I think it's an innate protective thing
that we do.
I think that's the definition of enabling, though,
is that it's harmful.
Like, in what regard is enabling ever...
No, I don't think so.
No?
Yeah, I don't know
about the definitions.
I'm saying that
if you are an enabler,
at some point,
maybe not in the near future,
but you will see the result
and not a good one
from your enabling
is what I think.
But we don't have to harp on this.
Of course not.
Where we at? you have to intro this
Mel
definitely please there's a few topics you have to
intro today I'm sorry no it's fine
I'm sorry it's fine
get your shit off right okay so Brittany Renner
she is hot topics
buckle up out
there get ready for some hot topics
she seems to
be like a favorite to be interviewed these days.
Brittany Renner is a star and people should want to interview her.
She is a star when she sits in front of that camera.
How she speaks, the way she gives it up on any platform to anybody, no holds barred, just willing to share is a great conversation.
If you're into that.
Some people are not into that shit.
Right.
Okay.
So most recently she was talking to Shannon Sharp and the conversation of how many people
she slept with, her total body count, quote unquote, came up in conversation.
And like you said, she's extremely candid and transparent.
She said that that was, her number was 35 took the internet by storm took the internet by storm a lot of people
have piped up there's some people who are on the side of well if you really think about it
mathematically she that's really not that many um other people are you know obviously on the
opposite side of that thought.
And shout out to you people at home
with the time to debate this to yourself, right?
That shit was whooping their ass on the internet, yo.
It was.
It was.
It was definitely a hot topic.
Shannon, apparently he had to take a shot of-
14 shots.
A few shots.
He bust the bottle open. He did everything.
Over the 35 bodies?
Went crazy.
I'm with you. I don't
know. I think he was potting.
Rick Fox piped up in the whole situation
and insinuated he might
want to be 36. He didn't insinuate.
He said it.
He said that.
He actually hashtagged 36 to 50. Yeah. He said that. Yeah. He actually hashtag 36 to 50.
Yeah.
Any one of those numbers was fine with Rick Fox.
Right.
Um,
yeah.
So Williams wasn't enough.
We need Brittany Renner too.
Wow.
Okay.
Okay.
But I didn't know if,
if,
if Shannon Sharp was taking a drink and being theatrical,
he must,
because he was impressed
with the number
or because he was
taken aback by the number?
I think it's the latter.
I think it's the latter also.
And I think he was
being theatrical.
I think it was neither.
I think it was
whatever she said,
this is potting.
No, he was definitely
being theatrical
and it was funny.
It got what he wanted to do.
Exactly. So, but I do think it was for being theatrical. And it was funny. It got what he wanted to do. Exactly.
But I do think it was for the latter.
Shannon Sharp, we assume, well, I assume.
I'll speak for myself.
And they're going to fuck the budget girl.
Yeah.
Yeah, of course.
Your point?
The number 35 shouldn't have been enough to make him take a shot of anything
and do all that extra shit if he was serious about being taken aback
by that number that's not true and from the responses that we are seeing online i don't i
can't see how anybody who has been in this lifestyle um whatever forum it is whether it's
athletes whether it's entertainment whether it's whatever would be blown away by 35 from another
person who's in the lifestyle right Right. I'm with Parks.
Sure.
Like when people start having these fucking wild reactions to numbers like 35, it lets
me know that you're not of the underworld.
Yeah.
Or you're not from the world where, you know, where the moving and shaking is going on.
Like you come from nine to five.
You're on the porch.
You left Marshalls, went home. Not even. I've been on the porch. It ain't even that. It ain't that. You. You're on the porch. You left Marshalls, went home.
Not even.
I've been on the porch.
It ain't even that.
Ice, you haven't been on the porch.
You have been a part of the underworld social order.
But not even.
It was an outside joke.
I know.
But not even.
You guys will get into conversations.
Men in general get into conversations,
and they'll talk about women in specific professions, and they'll be like, yo, them be the real hot girls.
Like nurses or whatever.
Teachers and nurses.
Yeah, I've heard these kinds of conversations happening.
So it's not even being a part of the underworld.
It's just...
It's being a part of the underworld.
Teachers and nurses.
Yeah.
Police.
They go.
Flight attendants.
And they are of the underworld.
See, when I say underworld,
I'm not only talking about...
Service industry people.
But when you said nine to fivers,
those are, in essence...
But the underworld,
I'm not referring to your work.
I'm not referring to
what you do for a living.
I'm referring to your lifestyle.
I know mad girls
that work at the restaurant
in Long Island
and when they get off at 10,
they call their homegirls
and they mixing it up.
Oh, no, no.
The service industry is,
we be fucking in the service industry.
Yeah, I'm not referring
to what you do for a living.
I'm referring to your lifestyle
and the lifestyle I'm talking about,
Brittany Renner might be
the only girl I know
that fucked 35 men.
Right, meaning that the-
I don't know anybody
that fucked 35 men.
Meaning the numbers
are probably higher, way higher. I don't want anybody that fucked 35 men Meaning the numbers are probably higher
Way higher
I don't want to disrespect her but
When Joe said yo she's being mad transparent
I think that is black windows
I don't know nobody
You think she's lying about that
I don't want to call a young lady a liar
I'm just saying she has had access
To a bunch of
People that are desirable by most women.
I resist that.
She has not?
No.
You're wrong.
I can't be wrong.
You are.
All right, let's do it.
Shoot.
Give it to me.
I've seen Brittany Renner around you.
I'm listening.
Right?
That's access to somebody in our social circle that most women would deem desirable. I'm listening right that's access to somebody in our social circle
that most women
would deem desirable
I'm desirable
okay
I'm agreeing with you
keep going
affirmations
I'm desirable
I'm combating
the long time part
of what you're saying
yes she has a higher access
what's a long time
what's a long time
how old is she?
She's been out here for a decade.
She has been out here for a long time.
I got them.
I got the sparks.
See, I don't think that's a long time.
How old is she?
I think she's 35.
And I've seen Brittany Rinder around you
in our social circle
not saying that you and she,
the two of you,
ever shared anything.
That was almost 15 years ago,
10 years ago.
So if she's been outside
running the streets at 35
for over a decade, that is a long time.
Are you going to have this talk like a podcast?
No, no, no.
Are you going to have it like me and you?
No, I'm talking like me and you.
Okay, so let's talk like me and you.
All right, cool.
Brittany Renner, right,
came over here with her boyfriend
and that was 2009 when Twitter first popped up
when she was with her soccer player boyfriend and she was saying I'm a virgin
uh-huh Brittany Renner along with her family I'm just giving you my POV got
come from Mississippi mm-hmm they come from humble beginning small
town I'm telling you what they come from. Don't be the ones, but go ahead. I'm not talking about how they fuck.
I'm talking about what she has been accessible to.
In 2012-ish around there,
she got some attention from the different crowd.
And I've seen this movie 20 billion times.
And she left that little lame soccer nigga
that we was waiting on her to leave.
Or anybody with eyes knew she was about to leave that nigga.
We was just waiting.
It was Trey Songz, Fazz, anybody back then.
We knew that this little yoga instructor girl, whatever the fuck she soccer play, all that bullshit, you was going to leave him.
So from then, you got 2012 to now, which to your point, that may be a long time of access.
But I'm talking about your default settings
i guess that's my talk it's your default settings i don't want to hear about how long
not britney now how long you bitches got your body done and the hot nigga was letting y'all in clubs
for the last 10 years yeah you got your shit done in 2024 i mean in 2014 that ain't what you come
from that ain't how you built that ain't how you made up that changes quickly see how i disagree
good girl gone bad the city's filled with that i disagree i also think there's a bunch of girls That ain't what you come from. That ain't how you built. That ain't how you made up. That changes quickly. See, I disagree.
Good girl gone bad.
The city's filled with them.
I disagree.
I also think there's a bunch of girls out here pretending that they that.
True.
That's true.
That's true.
There's a bunch of girls. But it's the other way around, too.
Joe.
It's the girl that came up quiet in that humble beginning stuff that you talk about.
And as soon as they get a taste of the outside, they go crazy.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm saying that.
No, you're not. No, you're saying the opposite of that. You're saying the opposite of that. I'm not saying the opposite crazy that's what i'm saying that's i'm saying that no you're not no you're saying the opposite i'm not saying the opposite of that you said there's a bunch of girls that were
low-key monotone and the second that they got into the life they went crazy and you said then
there's some that are pretending to do that i'm saying saying that it's a more... No, no, not pretending to go crazy,
but pretending to
have that aesthetic. Gotcha. And y'all
are not them. There's levels even
to the wholeness. Mm-hmm. Sure.
I agree with that. Agreed. That's it. I'm saying this.
In your 11
years of public access,
you have had
access to a bunch of desirable men.
Now, I'm not saying that you are easy.
I'm not saying none of that.
And then she went on to say that out of the 35,
half of them were one night stands.
So you tell him you got 17, 18 niggas
that was one night stands
and you didn't have the discernment to go against that.
But the nigga that you might've been talking to for a month or two he ain't pop I
don't want to say that you need a discernment in those cases because she
could have wanted that those one sure sure I know so that means that the
nigga that means you sort it out true no nigga that put in three months got some
box I'm not gonna say that either I don't know I don't know we talking
probability I don't know I don't I can't it's tough for me to have like our kind
of talk on air because it's a small group.
True.
That even know what we know what we're discussing.
That's true.
That's true.
I agree with you.
I'm just saying, again, no disrespect to her.
I'm just saying that I don't think at her age, 35 is a lot of men at all, especially
when you live this certain walk of life.
I don't think that that's a lot of men.
I agree.
If you've been in corporate, if you went to college,
a lot of girls lost
their virginity in high school,
so you might have had
two dudes on your jacket
before you even left high school.
I know girls that had
way more than that
before we walked out
of high school.
Same.
10, 15 niggas
before we walked out.
I know girls that got to college
in that freshman year
and turned it up.
Bro, I had a roommate in college
that was a female
for a little while,
and her friends came over and they filled up the whole sheet of line paper in college.
Wait, did you say she was a female for a little while?
No, I said I had a female roommate for a little while.
Got it.
Got it.
Sorry.
And their girlfriends would come over.
Are you against that?
No, I just, that sounds like an interesting story.
Okay.
That's all I'm saying.
Don't try to fucking.
Just checking.
No, this is real rap.
They filled up the whole sheet of line paper in college and was working on the back.
Like, it was real in college.
So, I don't think that 35 men at, I mean, 35 men at 35 years old is a lot of men at all.
Yeah, what is the talking point here?
But in the society, but that's our walk of life.
I'm never going to know how many men you fuck.
No, I'm just saying our walk of life is, yo, 35 ain't nothing.
To some people, they like, damn.
So I didn't see the interview.
I don't want to talk to those people.
I don't want to share a space with the people that think a 35-year-old sleeping with 35 people is a lie.
I think y'all are losers.
And I think y'all never really got attention in y'all lives.
Y'all been too picky
or something. Something's going on, but
you shouldn't be in the same party with me.
You don't think it's kind of cringe to even,
that the question was even posed?
He didn't ask her.
He didn't ask her? Okay, okay.
I didn't have clarity on that.
She volunteered. Okay, alright. Got it.
Got it. His response was...
But I mean, for some guys, that is a thing.
Like, they really want to know what is your body count.
It's just like, how is it going to change things?
Y'all shouldn't be talking to those losers.
Exactly.
No, I know.
That's y'all to be fucking these bum-ass niggas.
How are you going to know if she's telling the truth or not?
Right.
So what is the point of that question?
Why are you not just adding 70 to whatever she said anyway? And not only that... What's it going to know if she's telling the truth or not? Right. So what is the point of that question? Why are you not just adding 70 to whatever she said anyway?
And not only that.
What's it going to change?
Do I want to fuck her or not?
No, it is going to change some things.
For me, it's going to change some things.
Because I don't want the little virgin girl in my room.
At all.
Get out.
Why are you touching my body the wrong way?
At all.
If you don't go practice on a Craig.
If you don't go practice on a Peter or one of these loser niggas
and learn how to
learn how to touch
and be affectionate
to a real nigga
of my status and caliber
nah it's valid
no it's different
very valid
you're touching me wrong
it's the opposite side
this is a waste of time
all the effort I put in
to make this quality hour
to have
you wasting my time
if you touching me wrong
get out
cause now I don't even want to i don't even want
to touch you i'm laying like this now i'm mad thinking about the other chick that i gotta call
now after you who's mad because i dubbed her for you now i gotta make it right i gotta go make it
right now i have to help moms real quick yeah i buy you a gift or something because I brought your bum inexperienced ass
over here
sitting on a bed
with fucking jeans.
Get out.
Get out.
I'm with you.
I tell you some fly shit
like, yo,
I'm going to take a shower
right quick.
I come back out
and you're on the edge
of the bed
still watching Matlock
or something on the TV.
That's your line, yo.
Get the fuck out.
You still using that line?
No, that ain't my line.
That's your go-to.
That's my line.
In my 20s, maybe. In my 20s, maybe.
In my 20s, maybe.
Yeah, let me take a shower right quick.
Why is she still sitting here the same way she was when you went in the shower?
You got mine.
Hey, what's your name?
What's your name?
Shanice.
Shit, work just called.
Damn it.
Gotta go.
That's your fault.
If the shoe's still on, that's your fault.
My fault? Absolutely. You gotta get the shoes your fault. If the shoes still on, that's your fault. My fault?
Absolutely.
You gotta get the shoes off early.
I'm not getting nothing off.
I'm not getting nothing off.
Where the heat be at?
No, you gotta just get the shoes off.
Once you get the shoes off, it's a sure thing.
Come on now.
At high school.
Thank you, Mel.
Tell him.
No, in high school, you.
Look where he go back to.
47 years old.
No.
47 in high school. That's what you learn in high school. you... Look where he go back to. 47 years old. No. 47 in high school.
That's what you learn in high school.
You get the shoes off.
What happened in your 20s, though?
You get the shoes off
because when you get taken the jeans off,
if you ain't take the shoes off yet,
you give them an opportunity to rethink this.
I wish you would be in my house with jeans on.
You hear this, nigga?
You give her an opportunity to rethink this?
Hey, Ice, don't act like they ain't never say,
nah, nah, nah. Nah, say, nah, nah, nah.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.
I'm changing my mind.
You're like, fuck.
No?
You said Ice.
I'm asking the room of a gentleman.
I have to pee.
This nigga stealing my flow.
Look at this.
It's all right, dog.
We good.
Mel, what did you think?
You letting us mansplain all this shit. No, I mean, because I see why. It's y'all good Mel what did you think? You letting us Mansplain all this shit
Word
No I mean
Cause I see why
It's y'all that
They be lying for
What?
It's the women
That the women
Lie for
You think so?
Yes
They not lying for us
We'll fuck no matter what
Correct
Hmm
They lying for the men
I could see that
They lying for the men
I could see
Nah they lying for the women
They don't wanna be Looked at as hoes By their peers No they don't wanna be Looked at They're lying for the men. I could see. They're lying for the women. They don't want to be looked at as hoes by their peers.
No, they don't want to be looked at as hoes by the men.
They know that we're looking at them as hoes.
Men are mad judgmental.
Girls will lie.
We knew you was a hoe before we started talking to you.
That's why you're here.
We love hoes.
Jesus Christ.
That's not true.
That's what we look at.
That's not true.
It's a little bit of both.
You're both right.
It's a little bit of both. Respect, you're both right. There's a little bit of both.
Respectability politics are just...
Wait, what?
What?
She got all the terms, bro.
Yeah, dog.
This talk ain't the space for respectability politics.
But no.
We talking about fucking, yo.
I know that.
But respectability politics is attached to the whole concept of why a woman would want to keep that information quiet.
Or why she would lie about it.
All right, Ebony J.
Shut up.
You got it.
You got it, Ebony J.
I'm just saying.
I'm not making this shit up.
Am I wrong?
Put yourself together.
I'm sorry.
Both of you.
That was funny as shit.
I'm sorry.
This nigga's an asshole.
You a fool, son.
Right.
Yo, girls are lying for the niggas, man.
They lying for the niggas.
I don't think they lying for the girls
because they not telling girls
how many niggas they had.
That number is they telling the nigga
that they trying to coerce into wifing them.
Dog niggas is wifing the hoe.
Word.
I don't understand where you're coming from.
Not everybody.
Happily.
There's a lot of hoes out here getting wiped up.
Yeah.
A lot of them.
In the underworld.
And niggas know they hoes.
In this underworld here.
I don't think that number is as high as we think.
It is. Hey, niggas is wiping the hoes after this underworld here. I don't think that number is as high as we think. It is.
Hey, niggas is wiping the hoes after the last nigga wiped the hoe.
Yeah, you're wrong.
Okay.
You got wiped.
You were.
We all got wiped.
I ain't no hoe.
You think it was only you that got the glass slipper?
Fuck is you talking about, nigga?
Yeah.
Holes getting wiped.
At what point do you guys consider a man a hoe?
Like, what does it take for you guys to say a man is a hoe?
Never.
If his respectability politics.
Fuck off.
They're not where they need to be.
Are not in accordance.
Yo, oh, man.
Guys are hoes?
Men can't be hoes.
No?
Nah.
Okay. What do you think about that? I think that's bullshit, man. Guys are hoes? Men can't be hoes. No? No. Okay.
What do you think about that?
I think that's bullshit, but...
So at what number did you get turned off?
Hmm.
When do you know a guy's number?
I'm just asking her.
She asks.
Yeah, I feel like...
She asks when she makes the men take the shoes off
when she walks in the game.
By the way, dog, how many...
No, no, no, because honestly, you don't ask.
Sometimes guys just actually volunteer that information.
Like, I've been around guys...
Time out.
They do.
Give me a flag.
They do.
What number's the turn off to you?
Fucking flag.
Well, I've been around a guy who bragged that he slept with 300 women.
And I was like, I wouldn't touch you with somebody else's vagina.
That's disgusting to me.
You're lying, though.
What?
You fucked a nigga that got 300 bodies.
Not knowingly.
No.
What?
It is entirely possible.
No, it's highly likely.
Okay, it's highly possible.
That what?
I didn't want to necessarily know that
but here's the thing it's cringe hold on say that listen yeah say that
and by the way is this the name of the episode respectability politics i think so it should be
in the running but anyways but with somebody else's vagina well here's the other thing you
know what the honestly the most cringy part about it? She put my vagina in a lunchbox.
I'ma fuck you up.
Okay?
With a big red ribbon on it.
With some incense. Here you go.
With the glitter.
With some banana bread.
Some carrot cake.
Let me tell you something.
The most cringy part about that is the fact
that he's bragging about that and he thinks it's something to brag about. That's the cringy part. The most cringy part about that is the fact that he's bragging about that.
And he thinks it's something to brag about.
That's the cringy part.
That is cringy.
Yeah.
And so you don't want to be around a guy who's been like,
I don't want to fuck this money bitch's butt.
It's like, ugh.
Hold 300.
That's the low part.
You're a liar.
I didn't want to shake the rumor.
The 300 is the low.
That's the fucking industry age. The 300 is the low.
That's the fucking industry age.
That's the shit.
Do you guys have any idea what your number is?
Yeah.
You know me.
Yes, I do.
Funny you should ask.
I do.
Okay.
That was the answer to that.
I got you.
I got you.
I was not going to pursue that.
I ain't telling my shit because there's a bunch of listeners out there that wouldn't understand. I wasn't. They don't get it. They would only judge you. I got you. I was not going to pursue that. I ain't telling my shit because there's a bunch of listeners out there that wouldn't understand.
I wasn't.
They don't get it.
They would only judge you.
That's how I know who's a loser and who's not.
Because when I passed.
Go.
I collect my $200 and I go about my business. And I keep going, god damn it.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, like it's a bunch of us
out there that passed the goal
a few times.
We got, like, a couple stacks
from the $200.
Land on goal, we double it up
a little bit.
Yeah, so I keep bumping
down those girls.
Oh, my God, you fucked
a hundred girls?
That's what they say.
Look, I don't even budge.
That hundred, a hundred
is like a nickel to him.
But the woman out there would be like and this is me as a rapper as a traveling touring famous rapper they were saying articulate handsome
man you ain't got to be a rapper but but i'm telling you they didn't get the 100 coming from
me so they 100 is not they're not getting 100 from you.
They can't wrap their brain around that.
Oh, here's a fun game, and then we'll move on.
Here's a fun game, and then we'll move right along.
Mel.
God damn it.
Yes.
Just put a number on all of us.
No, fuck that nope
noop
noop
noop
noop
I'm new
why
no I always fall for that shit
I'm not doing it now
okay
cause we
y'all get fucking
butt hurt
and offended and shit
emotionally
fuck off
mature
immature
alright well if you do it to me
I won't get mad
you won't get mad
we'll do it to me
you won't get mad we You won't get mad either. We'll do it to me. I won't get mad.
You won't do it to me.
I won't get mad.
We're giving you our word.
Your number?
Yeah.
They said they won't get mad either, but I really won't.
I won't get mad.
I won't get mad.
I won't get mad.
Yeah, you can do it.
Safe space.
I would have said your number would have been around 350, 375-ish.
Mad high.
Okay.
Parks?
Parks.
375 for the God, I'll take it though.
Hey.
Did you go to college, Parks?
I did.
67.
She don't know you,'5 It's a little low
She's like
Hey
Please stop interrupting
Pardon me
Male
Big male
Let's do it
She ain't see the curls
Ice
Alright
She's wild
Leave Ish for last
Save some suspense
Jesus Christ
Let's do ice now
Ice
Did you go to college ice?
Mm-hmm
People are listening I know Okay Okay Fast exercise Did you go to college nice? Mm-hmm.
Ha!
People are listening.
I know.
Okay, okay.
Fast exercise.
Okay, okay, okay.
You're so goofy.
Fuck, I know.
Sorry, because...
90.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Almost there, but not quite.
Okay.
I feel like I want to revisit Parks and add maybe about 23 more to that.
Okay.
Okay.
80-something.
90.
90.
Ish.
Here around you.
Here around the number that I gave you. Yeah.
Maybe like 240.
I will give you.
Wait, hold on.
I am not participating in this fucking exercise.
I never asked you to.
Okay, good.
Come on.
Do you think we don't?
Respectability.
We're not monsters.
We are respectability scientists.
Come on here, lady.
Damn.
Okay, go ahead.
I think we are.
I will give you one more chance at Ish's number.
Ish's number?
Why does it have to be me, yo?
You don't need another chance, huh, Biggie?
If she got us, holy shit.
You may pump it up, nigga.
Yeah, and you pumped it up.
Yo.
I had you with us.
What the?
Yo, what you want?
I have you with us.
What the?
Yo, what you want?
Okay, so maybe I was being a little conservative with this one over here.
I feel like he, okay.
She thinks we're good men, except for you.
And him.
Oh, yeah. I'm a good man.
She think y'all don't get no pussy.
Too angry.
She think y'all don't get no pussy.
I'll take it.
I'm cool with that.
That is not no pussy. That is with that But wait That is not no pussy
But wait
That is not no pussy
That is not
40 years old
Huh?
40
And did I say like 90 something?
You did
That's no pussy
That's definitely
Mel
Thank you
Thank you Mel
If a nigga lost that virginity at 16
Okay
15
Okay
You got 25 years of active duty in the service
Oh for fuck's sake Niggas getting medals Okay What the fuck are you talking about? You are right 15. You got 25 years of active duty in the service.
Niggas getting medals.
You are right.
I'm with you.
I like that number. You know what, buddy?
The 350, I thought, is a nigga
ain't getting no money.
She said 350.
Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I wanted to take into account that relationships have taken place and they're and I'm giving you that you're not to take.
No, we know.
We know.
That's what we're saying.
Okay. Anywho
Moving right along
Holy shit
Wow
Oh my god
So we're just gonna
Leave everybody hanging
As to like
How far off I am
Yeah of course
For sure
You're hundreds off on me
Up or down?
Down
Oh okay
Alright well
You're hundreds off on me
Okay and what about Yeah you're a 100's off on me. Okay.
And what about Ish? Yeah, your couple hundred's off on me down too.
You know.
How would I know?
You probably know.
Wait, what?
You probably know because the number that I gave him, you started laughing and you were
like.
Okay, so what's the fuck?
I have the ballpark of him.
Is there a way for me to know?
No, I do not know.
He could deny or refute anything I'm saying.
So the ballpark.
I have his ballpark.
And boy, is it a park.
Stadium.
Oh, my God.
Is it Central Park?
Central.
It's Central Park.
OK, so it ain't the park up the hill.
No.
OK, got you.
Yo, you so terrible.
He's had hazel eyes.
Are you shitting me?
Oh, shit.
I didn't account for that.
He's been his shy brother.
I didn't account for the hazel eyes.
He had money with selling houses as a 16-year-old.
I'm adding 100 to that number.
And he's 47.
Oh, girl.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Let's move on.
Oh, she added 100.
You think hazel eyes?
You got hazel eyes fucked up if you only add 100 up her eyes.
It's cool.
You clearly wasn't in the clubs when those niggas walked in.
That sounds exhausting.
Oh, my God.
Lord.
So this nigga had a few in the night.
Come on, what else you got?
This nigga drive from, he'll drive from 107 straight to 108.
Yeah, you hear this nigga say He got overnight bags in the car
Like you missing context clues mama
Holy shit
I've never had an overnight bag
Idiot yo
Well Mel
I thank you for my number
I appreciate it
Alright
You're welcome
Moving right along
Moving right along
And just so we're clear
I would have guessed your number
To be extremely low Mel Thank you I'd have guessed your number to be extremely low, Mel.
Thank you.
I'd have had you at like single digits.
Twelve.
Five.
Yeah, come on.
Maybe six.
I appreciate you guys.
You guys are full of shit, but I appreciate that.
I love that.
Thank you.
Just this weekend.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that's what a fifth is.
I said they was long term.
Yeah, long term relationships.
Each and every one.
What the fuck they talking about out there?
We not like them.
We not one of them.
Damian Lillard to the Bucs.
Round of applause.
I ain't clapping.
Why not?
Oh, because you're a Sixers fan.
What?
Yo, nobody cares.
If your team ain't winning, you just got to shut up like me.
Shut up.
Nobody cares about the Sixers.
I'm not going to clap for that, though.
That made it harder.
I don't know that yet.
You do got to see it.
I had this talk when LeBron went to the heat,
and the whole world told me that the chip is guaranteed.
I said, I got to see it.
And he lost.
He made it.
To an angry Dirk.
Shouldn't have made that joke about Dirk having a cold.
Now you fucked up.
You and Wade. That was fucked up, you and Wade.
That was fucked up.
But even out of the, what was it, four years?
They was there four years.
Three or four years.
I'm talking about the talk when the news first broke. Saying they was guaranteed.
And I said, we just got to see.
Gotcha.
This is more of that for me.
Got to see what they look like on defense.
It could be Brooklyn all over again.
Even though Milwaukee is one of the tallest teams in the league.
They got Portis. They got Brooke lopez middleton is tall still like they have a tall
honor changes the dynamic for them um i only see one thing that they lost was losing a defender
but they gained so much perimeter spacing that it's just gonna damn near make greek freak
unguardable.
When you got a D Middleton on the perimeter, you got a D Dame on the perimeter.
Fuck the perimeter.
You got a D Dame from half court.
Word.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, that just changes everything for the Greek Freak on the inside.
Like, he's unstoppable as is.
You got to pack the paint.
You can't do that with Dame.
I wouldn't be shocked if they lost to Miami again.
I would.
I would.
Yeah, I would.
I wouldn't be shocked at all. Miami Miami again. I would. I wouldn't be shocked at all.
Miami's too small.
Way too small now.
I have to see it.
Before I confirm any of what you're saying,
Miami has a chip on their shoulder now.
The only thing you could do with Miami
is potentially put Dame in the pick and roll.
You know what I mean?
With Jimmy or one of them,
they could put him in the pick and roll
and take him down low.
Oh, I'm saying Miami.
I need to see who's on Miami
because they lost Gabe Vinson.
They lost a few people too.
They lost Gabe Vinson.
They lost Strauss.
They lost some people.
There was word that Dame,
when he found out he wouldn't be going to Miami,
that he wanted to rescind the trade offer
and Portland's GM was like,
nah, you're out of here, buddy.
You're not coming here.
I don't blame him.
And then Dame also released a record explaining him leaving Portland.
And in the record, he says some slick shit like,
there'll never be another me y'all going to see soon.
I don't know if that's a Scoot Henderson diss.
I don't know.
Could be.
Portland was real quick to move off of Drew Holiday.
Real quick. They didn't even consider
keeping him near
which means
they happy with their guards
they happy with
Anthony
Anthony Simmons
uh
and uh
Scoot Henderson
and letting them develop
not putting a veteran in there
I was just about to say
you gotta pay
you gotta pay Drew
and they got
two young ass guards
that are damn near
in their early 20s
that you could rebuild your team around.
Early 20s, scootin' 19.
Something like that, maybe 20.
And Anthony probably, what, 21, 22?
So you went and got Aiton.
You know what I'm saying?
They got a really young nucleus of players.
I don't necessarily want to bring Drew over here
unless you need veteran leadership, but you could go get cheaper veterans.
You know what I'm saying?
You could go get P.J. Tucker's
and you know what I mean?
Cheaper veterans than what Drew Holiday is getting.
I think Phoenix got better.
I think Phoenix got a little tougher.
I think Phoenix don't care.
Why?
Bradley Bill, Kevin Durant, Devin Booker.
I know.
So now all we need is toughness.
They added to their bench,
so they have it.
Toughness.
We got Nurkic,
whereas Aiton was a little, he was talented, but he was not the toughest big man.
That's all they needed.
You know why I'm not mad at the people who have Milwaukee as the Eastern Conference representative in the finals?
You know why I'm not mad at those people?
Like, finally, there's parity in the West.
I love it.
I love it.
In the West, the West was always the conference where you just knew who was coming out.
Outside of Denver, I can't guess where nobody's going to land.
I was just about to touch on that.
I was about to say they went and got Nurchich because Aiton.
Can't handle.
He's too tough for him, like physically tough.
Now I got another dude that's going to bang down low, which you ain't scared to give physical pause.
Like, let's see what happens.
I'm going to put my Bradley Bill, KD, and Booker up against your Denver squad.
And now I'm going to go get somebody that's going to make it a little bit tougher
for your guy, and I'm going to be happy with where the chips are.
I'm happy for Dame to go to somewhere that probably has a little bit better
fighting chance.
Somewhere where they got some hoes.
I know Dame is married or whatever.
He not into none of that, but it's good to land somewhere.
Hey, Milwaukee got them sleeper
eights.
Sleeper eights out there.
When I went out there. I've had some times
in Milwaukee. That eight
might turn into a New York six.
But when you out there.
That's an 8.5.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. High grade. Shout out to that's an 8.5 yeah yeah yeah
I put a little extra on that
high grade
shout out to the Milwaukee Hoes
especially if you're listening out there
we need to go do a show
out in Milwaukee
Milwaukee's a nice little city man
he's gonna have a good time there
and they got hook out there
yeah
hook and hoes
I had some good food out there too
me too
I had some good food
hook and hoes and hot dogs
got a couple little breweries out there
I can't wait to see how Dame looks paired with Thanasis and Alex.
All the Timotoma Tumatunco brothers.
I need to see that.
Evan Turner a few weeks ago tweeted,
Dog, ain't nobody coming to Milwaukee to work out with you, nigga.
Fuck out of here.
And then yesterday he said,
Yo, everybody coming to work out.
Everybody coming to Milwaukee to work out, bud. They pulling up coming to work out. Everybody coming to Milwaukee to work out,
bud.
They pulling up now
to work out.
Yeah.
Oh,
yeah.
I'm just excited
for the season to start.
Jason Tatum told me
he was going to come
talk to us
before the season started.
He did not.
I'm tired about it,
but whatever.
He ran from it.
That's all.
He ran from it.
He had a summer.
The season ain't start.
He had a summer.
They got it.
It's season time now.
It's October.
It's October. It's the last last thing today is the last day of September
Damn sure that shit came and went had something to do. I like all this rain boy. I like all this rain
I do go out and drive in it. He likes that too
You like me an outland in trial that nigga flying in the rain. No. You're not flying.
You're not flying.
You're not flying today.
No, he...
All right.
That nigga different.
It's cool.
There's a button on my car
that raise it four inches.
Oh, God.
The Batmobile.
I'm going.
And I love it.
When everybody is stuck in stock,
where you going?
Past y'all. Pardon me, not y'all niggas they gotta manually close your roof all right what
you call that sunroof there ain't even a it's like it's like a half moon roof all right dealership
open today there you go there you go talk talk, talk. There you go. Talk, talk.
They still open.
On a rainy day, they open. On a rainy day, they are open.
They didn't stop selling cards.
Dame Lillard, you know you're a friend of the show.
We love you and support you no matter what.
And I got to see how y'all look against the Knicks.
You know what I mean? I got to see what it look like.
The offseason is not finished.
I ain't miss Cleo, But I think I got a vision
Of what's going on
Get it there
Old ass jokes
Yo
Old head ass jokes
Shut up man
What's up
Offseason ain't done yet
And I'ma sound stupid
I do need to see
Where Dwight Howard lands
Before I start guessing
Indeed
Who's doing what
I don't know what he did
Down in Golden State
To piss them off
Cause JaVale McGee Went back to Dallas right JaVale McGee and Dwight Howard Guessing who's doing what. I don't know what he did down in Golden State to piss them off.
Because JaVale McGee went back to Dallas, right?
JaVale McGee and Dwight Howard are two game changers for me. Send them right back to L.A.
Absolutely.
I just want them to come back to L.A.
Oh, Dwight?
Dwight and JaVale.
Oh.
Yeah.
I don't know why y'all did that.
I'm so stupid.
I was keeping one of them.
Both of them?
Mm-hmm.
For the chief?
For the chief?
Yeah. I don't know. Listen,. For the Chief? For the Chief? For sure. For the Chief? Yeah.
I don't know.
Listen, on sports, right?
I watch ESPN.
I watch all my little sports shows.
And sure enough, all week since Monday or Tuesday, they have been promoting that Taylor
Swift will be at the Jet Games.
Oh, my God.
I'm tired of this.
Against the Chiefs.
I hope that's an away game.
No. It's in New York. Yeah. It's at the Meadowlands. Yeah. Oh, my God. Against the Chiefs. I hope that's an away game. No.
It's in New York. It's at the Meadowlands. Oh my God.
Jesus.
Oh my Lord.
Save your little car, fly over Route 3 now, buddy.
Save your little car, fly over
Route 3, buddy. When the Jets is home, the Giants is home,
I stay home. I'm watching the game. I'm not moving
around. Listen,
and some people really loved our Taylor conversation last pod.
It was 50-50.
It was really 50-50.
Some people really hated our conversation the last pod.
It was 50-50.
Yeah.
And who liked it and hated it.
Listen, I think Taylor Swift is a clout chaser.
I know that sounds really stupid when you're that famous.
And I know that the average person that's not famous has a hard time grasping how someone
that famous can be a cloud chaser I totally get that but that girl's a cloud chaser how so uh
what do cloud chasers do they attack things for attention I think that Taylor Swift does a lot
of things for attention like what like this Like this. Well, outside of this.
Like date certain people.
Her roster's interesting.
She's faked relationships.
She's faked relationships.
She does things that have the industry.
And a lot of-
Stop it.
I don't know that to be true, though.
That's when y'all start getting-
No, no, I'm just-
It is true.
I'm telling you it's true, one.
He pursued her.
And two-
And made it public.
I'm not talking about half the industry that has to do that.
We talking about somebody that changes the income of the city when they move.
True.
So no, I'm not holding you to the standard of everybody else.
No, but in this particular instance.
All this shit is corny and goofy.
I know niggas don't want to say it, that shit is goofy.
He chased her and made it public.
I don't give a fuck.
So she can't be the clout chasing won if he was the one pursuing her publicly.
If it's all fake, he could.
Yeah.
Oh, that's true.
Not only that, why does ESPN know on Monday that Taylor Swift will be at the game Sunday?
That's weird.
There's no way that you can explain that to me and it not sound goofy and weird.
I mean.
It's goofy and weird that ESPN knows
for certainly,
it's confirmed Monday,
that Taylor Swift
will be at the Jets game Sunday.
There's theories floating around
that she's doing some of this
because Beyonce is,
you know what I mean?
I'm not going to pay that no mind.
I'll leave that for the girlies.
But I don't think
that's so far-fetched either.
You lost me.
Yeah.
What are they trying to say about her
and Beyonce that you know that they be trying to the white people be trying to make Taylor Swift
the white Beyonce I didn't like that after the last pod the Taylor Swift fans I didn't even like
that challenge that the Taylor Swift fans had going on where they tell their boyfriend that
hey it's good that people know who Travis Kelsey is.
Y'all didn't see that challenge?
I didn't know it was a challenge.
It started going crazy on
TikTok. Goofy, right?
Very. Keep going.
No, respond to me.
I don't necessarily think
it's goofy. I think
that's just where we are.
That's goofy. And if you didn't see the videos,
they're even more goofy. Julius Randall and just where we are. That's goofy. And if you didn't see the videos, they're even more goofy.
Yeah, man.
You got to hear these.
Julius Randle and all of them.
I seen his.
Respect to Julius Randle.
I won't talk about him.
No, no, I saw it. Some of the rest of y'all, y'all girlfriends sound nuts.
Y'all girlfriends' voices sound ridiculous, yo.
And they should not be talking into phones about football, man.
They shouldn't talk, period.
The Taylor Swift, I'm not going to say that,
but these Taylor Swift fans' voices, they're annoying,
especially when it comes to football matters.
And I just thought it was funny that that was a challenge
considering that that's what many black girls were saying about Travis Kelsey.
It was a joke when the black girls were saying it.
It's still a joke.
It's not a joke.
It's not a joke. It's not a joke. It's not a joke.
Some of them wives believe that.
But anyway, I just think it's goofy
that Monday people know
that she's coming to the Jets game.
One of my takes was that
the NFL has a vested interest in this.
Joe just says she changes the income of the city
when she comes through.
No, I know that, but...
Mark Cuban was doing ESPN
or whatever he was doing.
The cameras caught him on his way up and he did
a public plea to Taylor Swift to date
anybody on the mask. He did that
outside to the paparazzi.
I said, cool, she makes money,
I get it. Like he was
saying there's a lot of single players on
the mask. Then he went upstairs
to ESPN, sat at the desk
and said the same exact
thing on air. Oh no, that's a concentrated effort for you to get this message out. I don and said the same exact thing on air.
Oh no, that's a concentrated effort for you to get this message out.
I don't even know if you're joking now.
Clout chasing for many
equals money and monetization.
But my thing is you're saying...
Mark is clout chasing.
But I'm not taking up for her.
Kelsey is clout chasing.
How is it her being a clout chaser?
Kelsey's ex baby boy girlfriend baby
mom whoever that is that was on the show you have to shut the fuck up nobody cares and no he didn't
cheat on you y'all were never a thing you want a fucking show you hear watch out taylor he's a
narcissist once a narcissist he cheated on me he'll cheat on you just to be clear it's not
the other one we're not talking about not Kayla Nicole. It's the other one.
We're not talking about Kayla.
We're talking about the other.
Maya something.
We don't even got to know her name.
She's sitting down with E.T.
Yep.
What are you doing?
Taylor's a goof.
Everybody involved is a goof.
They all goofs.
Travis, Kelsey.
That's my man, too.
Mad Dog on ESPN said the same
thing. Sick of him now. Sick of him
now. Travis Kelsey
got a State Farm commercial.
He got a toilet commercial. He got
a Cinnabon commercial. He got
beef jerky commercial. He got every commercial
in the world because Taylor Swift came to one
game. Sit your fucking ass down.
See, to your point about fucking Super Bowls.
Super Bowls didn't do all that.
Super Bowls didn't do all that.
Neither did Kayla.
Super Bowls didn't do all that.
Neither did Kayla.
That was my point.
I don't know that.
Yeah, I bet you fucking don't.
I bet you fucking don't.
She ain't push them jerseys.
She sells up 400%.
Travis Kelsey is in bed.
Well, she can't do that.
One weekend.
Well, nobody can do that.
Okay.
There's a select few that can do that.
We're not going to re-argue the point.
We're not.
So we'll leave.
But yeah, she's a doof.
I don't want no souls.
She's a doof.
I'm tired of hearing this shit.
I hate it.
And it's only going to get worse.
It is.
That's the bad part.
This is the beginning.
This shit is only going to get worse.
Every week. You called her the white Beyonce? No, I did not. No, he said they tried to make her this shit is only going to get worse every week
called her the white
Beyonce
no I did not
no he said
they tried to make her
to be that
no I did not
I would never even
utter such ridiculousness
her counterparts
are trying to
force that narrative
they've never seen
her dance
y'all got eyes
I know y'all just
like to say shit
because there's
like this
white savior shit
going on
oh the HBO shit the HBO shit did y'all see like to say shit because there's like this white savior shit going on. Oh, the HBO shit.
The HBO shit.
Did y'all see it?
About the little white girl going to Uganda?
No.
No.
I didn't know it was out.
Okay.
I knew it was coming.
No, I started watching Dark Side of Comedy.
What'd you think?
I mean, it's excellent.
I've seen, I watched the Andrew Dice Clay episode.
I watched the Freddie Prinze episode. I watched watched the um freddie prince episode um i watched
a few of them and i'm looking forward to the next season it's got robin williams sam kinnison like
the lineup is like crazy yeah it's really good phil hartman phil really they got the ones yeah
in the next seasons yeah damn i want to talk to y'all about the uh savior complex white white
girl tuesday we'll watch it by then
sorry i did not y'all been busy this week
you know just trying to stay dry
oh man fucking tail this way i can't believe people can't see through some of this Oh man Fucking Taylor Swift
I can't believe people
Can't see through
Some of this
Celebrityism shit
They worship the celebrity
They don't care
Yeah they want this
They want this
They welcome this
It's only a small portion
Of us who see through it
And hate this shit
They love every second of this
And we don't hate it
When it's the right people
That we like
Same shit No I hate it't hate it. When it's the right people that we like. Same shit.
No, I hate it.
I hate it.
Fuck outta here.
How y'all feel about Drake about to surpass
Michael Jackson for number ones
all time?
Boy's been on a hell of a run.
I mean, for starters, so
it's hard to deny him. It's a different
world, though. They're different feats to me i agree like mike was selling physical shit and these are streams
it's different but it's still to be commended drake is drake but to park's point i think um
and i don't know because it's not my necessary field but did the labels and all of them have so much power back then?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
And it's basically going to be, it's a foregone conclusion,
because MJ's been deceased for, what, 10, 15 years now?
No, Drake has just had a 20-year run that has been.
Right.
So.
Well, he has, since he's still with us, he has the ability to catch up to that record.
And he got an album dropping next week.
Only need one more.
He got an album dropping next week.
Right?
One?
Yeah, one.
Only need one more.
Yeah.
So definitely.
Time to go stream Thriller some more.
Come on.
We got to make something number one.
Can't get no more number ones.
Come find some remixes or something.
You got to find some old shit. I mean, no more number ones. Come find some remixes or something. Yeah, you're going to find some old shit.
I mean, congratulations to them.
It's the streaming game, man.
You can't be mad at them.
Like a lot of these stats now, I'm not mad at it, but a lot of these stats.
I'm grateful I got a chance to witness.
I take them with a grain of salt.
Honestly.
Just because the streaming thing now is.
Yeah, that's almost like pulled numbers from the air air damn near. That's kind of my point.
Like they can make you number one if they want to make
you number one. But y'all saying
they couldn't do that. He's still got to do your part.
He's done his part.
I'm not trying to take anything away from him at all.
It don't hit the same. Does it include features?
Yes.
The number ones count?
Because some of the ones on there were
like I think one of the
Rihanna records that he was featured on
was on the list
obviously in that day Mike wasn't hopping on records
like that so there's a little bit of an
advantage too in that but again
Drake is him I'm not surprised by this at all
sure I agree with that
and there's less competition now there's less hymns
now than there were in 1980
during the 80s
so if you're the hymn amongst a couple other guys there's less competition now. There's less hymns now than there were in 1980 during the 80s.
So if you're the hymn amongst
a couple other guys.
If I got the stat,
I don't care about
none of this shit.
I'm passing Michael Jackson.
Oh no, we gonna hear this.
Has been niggas.
I'm here.
Oh no, no, no.
Y'all thought we heard
about him passing the Beatles.
We gonna hear this.
Way to end
that Beatles shit for years.
True.
This is it. You ain't hear that beat. We ain't hear the end of that Beatles shit for years. True. This is it.
You can't be mad.
Well deserved.
Absolutely.
All right.
Go Drake.
Go Drake.
Good for him.
Blend that with the Adam news.
Man, he's having a week.
Hey.
Told y'all I was going to go back.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else? Oh, shit. Speaking of Drake. So Khaled walks out Drake. what else what else what else what else
oh shit
speaking of Drake
so Khaled walks out
Drake
you know Drake
is doing this thing
where somebody
walks him out
somebody walks him out
so Khaled
walked him out
the other night
holding a big
big big sign
that says
I have two Drake
songs on my
album coming
in 2024
Khaled is always
gonna promote
some shit
so I mean
but yeah
yeah man Bow Wow walked him out promoting some different shit gonna promote some shit. So I mean, but yeah.
Your man Bow Wow walked him out.
Promoting some
different shit.
Promoting his
do-rag line.
Ew.
Who knew that Bow Wow
had a do-rag line?
Who knew Bow Wow
had waves?
Well now everybody does.
Who knew Bow Wow
had waves?
I ain't never seen
one of the waves.
No nobody got waves.
The kids kill waves.
Yeah,
stupid asses.
Dang,
these kids are too busy to run around buying dags and Murray's. Yeah, stupid asses. Dang, these kids are too busy
to run around buying dacks and Murrays.
Yeah, they ain't disciplined enough. You know how much you gotta brush
your hair and brush your shit for 17 hours a day.
Yeah, we ain't doing that. But once
they there.
What? You had waves before?
Yeah, briefly. On the side.
On the side.
Yo. On the side.
On the side. Hey, my top couldn't wave up like it was supposed to. On the side yo on the side on the side hey my top
couldn't wave up
like it was a boat
but on the side
I got jiggy
with it on the side
you had waves though right
of course
of course you did
hear that Mel
I hear it
gotta add 300
for the waves
gotta add 300
for the waves Mel
no
it's true
you stupid yo
it's true
congratulations to
Drake
and Bow Wow and Bow Wow
and Cow Wow and Cow.
Whatever.
Let's see. What else? What else? What else?
Hot topics.
Who's ready for some hot
topics out there? Scorching
hot.
Jeezy
and Jeannie.
News just came
out that they're still cohabitating
even though he filed for
divorce. And they're not speaking
to each other. He says it's awkward.
I bet.
It's awkward knowing this.
I'd be wanting to know how
this stuff leaks from my house to the
source.
How is it being reported the day of that we're not speaking?
Somebody in the house or somebody that knows something running their mouth.
I have thug motivation and trap or die.
I don't think it's him.
I don't think that he's cheesy.
It's hitting anybody to say it feels weird in the house.
Last night we slept with our backs facing each other.
I'm sure Jeezy and they live in Atlanta.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Because Atlanta niggas be getting a nice little bit of square footage for the right price.
Sure.
So they might not even be seeing each other when they sleeping.
I'd be on a whole different wing.
That's possible.
That's not changed nothing for me.
No, you just said.
I don't want you breathing the air that's in here.
Like, go that way.
Get out.
Go to your sister's house.
Go to whoever was giving you that bad advice that ruined the relationship.
I don't know what their finances are.
Yes, you do.
They both doing great.
Yeah.
I would assume.
Get out.
I would have moved already.
Right.
As the man I would have left.
The man always got to leave.
True.
Well, look, well, well, they okay, I guess.
If it's hours, the man got to leave.
Always.
So.
At least in the interim.
Yeah.
While you're figuring shit out, yeah.
I couldn't do that. Me out yeah I couldn't do that me personally
I couldn't do that
I'm gonna assume
that they're staying
in the same house
for the child
yeah for their child
because
like we said
they both have
way too much money
to continue living
in an awkward situation
so you live in
an awkward situation
so you live
in an awkward situation
for their kid.
You're trying not to make it as awkward for your child.
Even though kids pick up on it and sense it.
But then what happens is, in many instances, the guy and the girl are in a relationship together.
When the child is born, they're living under the same roof.
Now, who concedes and say, yo, I'm out?
Me.
The man. I'm blowing this joint, Paul yo I'm out? Me. The man.
I'm blowing this joint part.
I'm getting the fuck out of here. You in here
acting weird. Quiet.
Slamming doors. Stomping
all hard. Nah you got your family
in here getting on my fucking nerves too.
You in there cooking for just you.
Don't be slamming my doors. Give me them cast iron
fucking fucking skillet.
So you gotta start getting petty. Don't. Fucking fucking skillet. So you got to start getting petty.
Don't you touch a skillet.
What skillet?
Yeah, the skillet
in my room.
Good luck.
I have one good pot.
All that shit is in my room.
The closet.
You get the one
little, little tiny frying pan
that they make an egg in.
You know,
the little tiny one.
Little one.
You get that.
Yo, you stupid.
I feel horrible
having to be
in these people's business
Like I don't want to be
In nobody's business
Especially your marriage business
Word
Like people should be able
To divorce quietly
Amicably hopefully
Even if not
But it should be quiet
It's nobody's business
But when you're a celebrity
And you don't divorce amicably
It's going to be public fodder
Okay same situation
For all of y'all you
have to leave but you want to be super petty what are you taking with you
chargers
spatulas the router the routers good one too the routers coming with me ball I've
been through this before so absolutely nothing when i leave my mom's on the way to do what to sit in
that house oh god to sit right in that house with the whole time you in there and i'm not in there
my mom will be there that is awkward what you can't take all the stuff that's valuable to you
when you when you leave you can't no no and there's no and there's no way of knowing what
mood she and when you leave
around all your valuables that the judge or nobody's going to reimburse you for somebody
you know better go over there and sit there until she figure it out or she's in that house
that's true that's true oh she wasn't mad enough then in y'all situation i got you no i left
the dude just wasn't happy my nigga she wasn't happy when then in y'all's situation. I got you. No, I left. The dude just got to leave, my nigga.
She wasn't happy when you left.
The dude just got to leave.
But when you left, what was her temperament?
Now, we agreed.
That you had to go.
Oh, so that means your artwork stays in place.
She kept it.
Stays in one piece.
She kept it.
Yeah, nah.
It stayed in one piece and got transferred right to her wall.
Oh, it's tight, too.
Yeah, nah. Bitch, Seals was higher than wall. I was tight, too. Yeah, no.
Bitch, ceilings was higher than ours.
I was like, that shit look fire up there.
That shit look fire on her wall.
It ain't look like that on our shit.
Yeah, no, I'm not playing none of them games.
Somebody will be right there.
Fucking sunshine coming in these tall windows.
It's a tough situation.
But now, let me say that.
Stay there.
What if she said,
yo,
when I ain't here,
my mom comes?
Your mom been here.
Didn't I?
That's why we here.
Talk about that.
Your mom been living here.
Your instance,
I meant.
Go ahead,
have a blast.
Oh,
no.
Well,
no,
in my instance,
that couldn't have happened
because all the shit in here
is mine.
You don't really have nothing in this house.
See, that'd be where your instances be unique.
Okay.
No, I'm just saying personally for you.
Like in my situation.
Y'all got all that shit together.
Yeah, in my shit, we moved in collectively.
We bought houses collectively.
We lived together.
So as we acquiring shit.
It wasn't you having a spot.
Yeah, you didn't move into my shit.
Oh, well, she could take her pan.
Get your little socks.
Girls don't be really having nothing.
What girls own?
Wow, all your clothes.
Yes, it was an idiot.
It was a white toe.
Get your little ankle socks.
Your shorts. No, the shorts till we're, go get your little ankle socks, your shorts.
No, the shorts are mine.
Don't stay.
My hoodies, don't stay.
Girls don't be having nothing of substance,
a little too small TV.
Stupid, yo.
Everything girls got,
they could leave at the drop of a dime.
Light heat,
light heat and you're leaving in 30 seconds?
Go take your little Louis bag.
All right, you got it. All right, put take your little Louis bag. All right, you got it.
All right, put that bag in that bag.
Come on, consolidate.
Condense them shits.
Put that bag in there.
Girls want their little heels.
Oh, shit, my Gucci.
Get that shit.
Come on.
Because if you don't, it'll be on the next chick.
Never knew how many of y'all wore a nine.
Oh, God.
Stupid, yo. A nine. Oh, God. Stupid, yo.
A nine.
Yo, that's terrible.
They shit.
They took the shit?
No.
They'll take that shit?
What?
What?
Somebody else's shit.
Yes.
You'll do that?
Yeah.
Would you do that?
How would she know?
How would she know?
Thank you.
How would she know?
It's used, nigga.
How used? how would she know how would she know how would she know it's used nigga how used yo
the red bottom
stop it
hey big dog
this is an audio broadcast
stop playing yo
oh man
I need my shades.
He's asking you, man.
It's possible, yes.
Really?
Especially to be petty. To get re-boxed?
Mad girls
have gotten re-boxed. I'm not taking no
nothing nigga shit. You can't give me no nothing
nigga old shit.
Crazy. What if it was watches?
I don't want none of that nigga shit.
It could be the best fucking watch in the world.
Respectability politics.
You got your hair respectability.
Nah, that's real shit.
You frontin' yo.
You pie.
Nah, that's real shit though.
You pie.
That's what I said.
Nah, I respect that.
You pie. If you can't respect real shit, though. You pie. That's what I said.
You pie. Nah, I respect that.
You pie.
If you can't respect that,
your whole perspective is whack.
You pie.
I didn't say nothing.
All right.
All I said was I feel you.
You'll take another douche hit?
What's the watch look like?
I don't give a fuck.
Man, you niggas.
How tough is he?
I'm good.
I'll pass. It should be all over Newark with a little Richard Silly'm good, I'll pass.
It should be all over Newark
with a little Richard Silly.
No, I won't.
Sleeves rolled up and had me.
Wilder.
Sleeves all the way up here.
Your arm hanging out the window.
Niggas be on their IG video,
just gotta keep rubbing they face.
Yo, dawg, we get it.
You got your new shiny shit on, my nigga.
Oh, man.
It's just too prideful and egotistical.
You do have a lot of pride in the ego, though.
The where next man's shit?
I'm just saying you have a lot of pride in the ego is all I'm saying.
I think we should have more than if that's the case.
You just take like a little Clorox wipe.
Clean it off.
It's good.
I'll take your word for it.
I've definitely
taken some shit.
I've done it.
Of another niggas
from a chick?
Yes.
That's crazy.
She had the,
you kidding me?
She had the fucking,
the Knicks warm up shit.
She had the Knicks
practice hoodies.
Tear away shit.
Yeah.
He was walking around
in Chris Child's shit.
She had the official
Knicks socks
like not the shit
from the store
the NBA socks
she used to be having
the pants on
that's not even your team
no you are crazy
hell yeah
I was in the hood
they was like
oh
that's the official shit
yeah I know
I know
she was a 7X
she came to my knees
big as hell oh shit I know. She was a 7X. She came to my knees.
Big as hell.
Oh, shit.
And then Marcus.
Shit, when Marcus played for the Nets, Marcus used to come with a whole bag.
Yo, I'm about to get rid of all this shit to the Salvation Army,
but I know you like all this fucking exclusive warm-up shit,
so you want this shit?
Nigga, yeah.
Yeah.
Nigga, if you don't bring that shit over here yeah give me it
all of that real shit
I don't know if I would take somebody's watch I wouldn't know though
I wouldn't know
but what am I gonna ask
it got scratches on it
why is she handing me some shit that's scratched up
yo I'm good dog
oh man
you crazy
what else is important or unimportant Yo, I'm good, dog. Oh, man. You crazy.
What else is important or unimportant?
Oh, shit.
I meant to ask you that.
Would y'all fuck a battle rapper?
I'm sorry?
Would you fuck a battle rapper?
No.
Maybe.
Maybe for Parks, Ice.
I don't think I've ever seen him.
Yes.
The Myverse Girl.
I just said yes that I would fuck a battle rapper.
You got one on top of your head?
No.
I've seen a couple battles.
There's some attractive...
Oh, there is?
I wasn't aware.
Yeah, that's my thing.
There's a couple of them.
I wasn't aware.
But yeah, why not?
I wouldn't...
Based on her profession,
I wouldn't give a fuck.
How does she rap, though?
Yeah.
Trash.
She's getting killed.
Yeah.
She's getting killed in her battles.
Oh, they're good.
She's running into your arms.
Nah.
Yeah, come on.
Yeah, that's cool.
That's cool.
She's 30, Juma.
Come here.
Nah, the problem is when she's dead nice, that's when things get sticky.
Why?
If she's super nice, you're not winning no argument at the crib.
You crazy. Nigga. Against a battle rapper? you're not winning no argument at the crib. You crazy.
Against a battle rapper?
She ain't going to be in my crib rapping.
She's going to be rapping.
As soon as she hit her, I said yo.
Me too.
We're hitting the door. Wait, what?
Oh, you're talking about getting your dicks sucked from her. That's what you're saying.
Yes.
I said yo too.
What the fuck
you talking about?
Word.
What's wrong with you, yo?
Why you wouldn't?
Because I don't feel like
I would want our relationship
to be fodder
for the battle.
So you wouldn't fuck
a podcaster either?
Or a regular rapper?
Shut up.
I ain't even seen nothing.
Does the same not hold true?
Right around?
I don't, I'm stuck.
Yeah.
Same thing holds true.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, it does.
Right now.
Right now.
Right now.
Got it.
Got you.
Got it.
It's a good one
If she pretty
I'm knocking her head off
So you
Yeah
To answer you
Yes
I don't have a problem
Against that
Okay
Are you fucking
A bad rapper
Nigga no
Wish I would
Not a one
Yeah right
Not by the hair not by the hair
not by hair
on my chinny chin chin
not happening
sorry
man
MC Vicious came through
with a fat ass
and some long hair
and was cute
and you were single
okay
not at all
I hear you
not at all
he part
what about a regular rapper
I'm not part of that
that's different
what's different
what is the difference
my regular rapper girlfriend is going to the studio to record a song and put it out to
try to further her career.
She's not standing on stage letting some niggas spin.
What if she nice though?
What if she cleaning all them niggas up?
I don't care.
I'm in the crowd supporting my girl, watching nigga just all in her face.
What if he go on a mean run?
You just got to stand there.
I'm not doing none of that shit.
Hell no,
I'm not fucking no battle rappers.
I don't understand it
when the battle rappers
start getting into that bag.
When they start snitching
on the niggas
fucking the battle rappers,
it'd be so embarrassing to me.
They'd be going crazy too.
Once they start getting
this person fucking this person.
Remember we all stayed in the same hotel.
I remember the night swell.
Well.
You was creeping on the second floor.
And I went to go check to see if they had condoms and they didn't have more.
Wait a second, dog.
You was going wrong.
That's pretty good.
You did that? I'm not. You can't
do that. Nah, them niggas
be disperse. Nah, they go crazy.
They go crazy. Dawg, you just did that
top of your head? Yes.
That's pretty good. That was alright, man.
That was pretty good. That was good. You was all right, man. That was pretty good. That was good.
You fucked her in the closet where they keep the brooms.
Wait, stop.
Couldn't afford no more brooms?
Yo.
Oh, man.
That was tough.
Holy shit.
Nah, that's funny.
I knocked one of they heads off.
You crazy.
And you always learn something about your battle rapper girlfriend when they do that. You crazy. And you always learn something
about your battle rapper girlfriend
when they do that.
You was fucking in the closet
they had to broom.
You ain't know that T-Rex
just finished coming out that room.
You ain't know that Big Dog
was fingering on Joe.
Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
I didn't even know you had a door.
Oh man, yo, that's crazy. By theressel? I didn't even know you had a door. Oh, man, yo.
That's crazy.
By the time you got to it, that shit was approved.
Oh, shit.
It's all gone crazy.
This nigga's stupid.
No, I'm not fucking nobody.
I don't know.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Britney Spears.
Is there something important with Britney Spears?
She was playing with knives and shit.
All right.
Britney Spears was dancing with knives.
I stand by my 2020 comment. I stand by it, too. Dad was right. I'm with you. Dad was right. knives and shit. All right. Britney Spears was dancing with knives. I stand by my 2020 comment.
I stand by it, too.
Dad was right.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
Dad was right.
Dad was right.
Take her money.
Take her money.
She don't deserve it.
More quick hits.
Quick hits.
Quick hits.
Lil T.J.
Lil T.J. is the young girl that they said her and her brother had died.
The internet influencer.
Oh, okay.
Little TJ.
Little TJ has come out to say that her misogynist, abusive, racist father was the one that faked her death.
It's Lil Tay.
Yeah, Lil TJ is the rapper.
Lil TJ was the little boy that got shot right here at Chipotle.
I'm old.
Lil Tay.
I'm like, huh, girl?
I was like, girl. I was getting ready to Google. I'm like, huh, girl? I was like, girl.
I was getting ready to Google.
I'm like, all right.
No, Lil Tay.
I'll fuck it up.
Got it.
That's what you get for trying to be hip?
No, that's what you get for battle rapping.
They're going to think you're weak.
Lil Tay says that her dad is the person that faked her death.
I'm still waiting for arrests to be made.
They won't.
So we'll see.
Damn, I wish y'all would have watched the white complex, white savior.
I would definitely watch that this weekend.
I don't know if I'm...
Throw that in the group chat
instead of the other shit you threw in the group chat.
What did I throw in the group chat?
The battle.
The versus.
I don't remember.
Versus, a versus, a versus.
Don't worry about it.
I threw a versus in the group chat?
Yeah, you did.
Who was versus in?
Don't worry about it.
Come here. this sound funny that why not send that to you and only you don't say
wasn't in a little group chat that directly to you you need to hear that
he know that was the trash right that was some hard trash damn it was bad I
said it's into the parks to I'm have sent it to the parks, too.
I'm mad I didn't get to hear this trash.
No, you're not.
No, you're not.
I'll tell you off here.
Please.
We can't.
Somebody we love.
Oh, okay.
Somebody we love.
But boy, it was bad.
Damn.
Have grace.
Quick hits, quick hits.
Miss Rachel we're talking about on Patreon.
With Ish.
My favorite topic.
With Ish.
Ish says,
Miss Rachel was like
the kids Beyonce.
Simba says,
he can rap better
than Eminem.
Nah,
who cares?
I don't care.
That's rapper shit.
I don't care.
He's supposed to say that.
Yeah,
he's supposed to say that.
What am I supposed to say?
Rapper's supposed to say that.
Em
allegedly tweeted,
I'm saying allegedly
because who knows
who tweets from Em shit,
but he tweeted,
oh my God, Wayne said, blah, blah, blah, I'm so mad I didn't think tweets from him shit, but he tweeted, oh my God, Wayne said
blah, blah, blah, I'm so mad I didn't think of that.
And then Doja retweeted him
to say, that's because you rap like this,
my ungus and fungus and bungus
and shit.
Something stupid like that.
That's pretty funny. Do y'all have any thoughts
on Doja playing with Eminem like that?
Oh God, she's hilarious. She's pretty funny, man. Iall have any thoughts on Doja playing with Eminem like that? Oh, God, she's hilarious.
She's pretty funny, man.
I'll bark up that tree, though.
She don't give a shit.
She wants all the smoke.
No, she don't.
No, she don't.
I don't think she wants the smoke.
No, she does not.
I think she wants the smoke.
You hear girl power?
No, literally, what about Doja Cat is not giving you the indication she doesn't give a fuck
and she will say whatever she thinks, wants, whatever.
She wants the smoke. I think she wants a feature. I don say whatever she thinks, wants, whatever. She wants the smoke. I think she
wants a feature. I don't think she wants that smoke.
She don't want that smoke. But it might
result in that. That smoke,
see, my thing is, don't cry
about it later. Yeah. That's all.
That smoke can be a lot of smoke.
That smoke can be a lot of smoke.
He went too far bad. Yeah, don't cry.
Those two sound like they should be making music together, really.
I just said I think she wants a feature.
They might already have one.
I think that I wouldn't be surprised.
They may already have one.
I would be surprised considering her tweet where she's playing with this thing.
That would shock me.
People that have features with him probably don't tweet like that about him.
It depends on how you interpret a tweet.
No, don't it No No don't
No don't
Ain't nobody with a feature
Playing with him like that
We'll see
I wouldn't be surprised
Literally in two months
Doja Eminem shit
I wouldn't be surprised either
But that don't have nothing to do
With it existing today
That'll be like when
Nas and 21 got together
Look
Remember that
We can't even talk about that.
We can't talk seriously about that.
We kind of just let that.
Do y'all have anything to say to y'all audience?
No, right?
All right.
Ted Words.
Ted Words.
Ted Words is our part of the show today.
What's happening?
What's up, Ted Words?
What's up, Ted?
Ted Words says, what's up, Ted Words? What's up, Ted? Ted Words says,
what's up, number one pod in the world?
I mean...
Hello.
I mean...
You know what I'm saying?
You know.
I'm going to try and make this quick.
So I met my sister's boyfriend.
Nice church-going guy.
But the red flags went up
when I found out he went by two different names.
One being his first name, the other being his middle name so i did some digging and he's a registered sex offender
i find out my sister knows and get this and get the story that he was working at a school
thought the girl was 17 but she was 15 15, etc. Which none of that matters
because he was still 26 at the time.
Oh.
He seems to be a good guy,
but I have young cousins.
Is this info she should make known?
Is this info that she should make known?
Or could he have learned from his mistakes?
She should make that known.
I'm sure your face being on that list is embarrassing enough.
You got to make that note.
If you're going to be around any of my younger nieces, nephews, whatever the fuck, yeah, I got to know that.
You could have still learned your lesson, but in the event that you didn't.
And that's not a risk I'm willing to take.
Got to make that note.
Hell yeah.
Abundantly clear.
And as a teacher, even if she was of legal age, you still shouldn't be fucking your students.
That true.
Is that, did she make that, did they make that clear?
That he was a teacher?
Oh no, he worked at a school.
He just worked at a school.
Even if you work at a school.
Right.
You shouldn't be fucking students.
Yes, agreed.
No matter what your capacity is.
Now she has to make that school. Right. You shouldn't be fucking students. Yes, agreed. No matter what your capacity is. Now she has to make that known.
Yeah.
Informed consent for anybody even wanting to be in his presence.
Yeah.
Because I wouldn't.
Wouldn't what?
Wouldn't want to be in his presence.
Are y'all putting yourself in the girl's shoes at all?
Or no?
Oh, the sister?
The one that's dating him?
Y'all feel like she should feel like y'all saying?
Oh, I think it's crazy that she's dating him.
No.
See, I don't think that part.
Because people can learn from their mistakes, et cetera, et cetera.
But that label that you have,
that has to follow.
Well, and if the relationship progresses,
it's going to follow you.
So let's just say the relationship progresses,
you get engaged, you get married.
The registered sex offender part,
that is going to be a stain on you.
Facts.
Forever.
That's a risk you're willing to take risk you won't be able to live near
schools you're he won't ever be able to pick up if you guys have kids he won't even be able to
pick up your kids from school like it will be a serious problem in your relationship I wouldn't
and now that I think about it I don't think dude may have necessarily have I can't say that he's learned from his mistakes like that because why are you running around hiding it?
Like switching your name up and stuff.
That part.
You know what I'm saying?
You're switching up your name.
That indicates to me that you really don't.
What are y'all talking about?
I'm lost.
Dog.
What are y'all talking about?
If you are a registered sex offender.
Then I'm changing my name.
No, bigger than that.
Then I'm switching my name.
Bigger than that.
Who says you did?
I will not be referred to the same name as I was referred to back then.
My name is Ish.
I'm changing.
There's laws for that reason.
My name is Ish.
The law don't have nothing to do with how I introduce myself.
We are assuming.
You are trying to duck accountability on that name.
We're assuming that.
We are assuming that.
We'll agree to disagree on that.
No, we're assuming that he gave two separate names because of that.
My man went digging, and he thought that that's why he did that.
Well, he said he's been introduced
as two different names,
so that's a red flag.
So that's what made him go digging.
That's not...
That's what he said.
Dog, again, my name is Antoine.
Most people know me as Ish.
I ain't purposely trying to hide...
Let me finish this.
Go ahead.
I'm not purposely trying to hide who I am
based on that.
My man went digging and found that.
Let me respond, please.
Shoot.
Ish is a nickname.
He went by his first name and by his middle name.
Some people do that.
But I'm just saying.
I do that.
Cool.
But I don't really go by my first name.
So it's weird if someone's been introduced by my first name.
So anyway.
If you're introducing, if she introduces him to you as one thing
and then introduces to Mel
as another name
and you catch on to that,
like something's off with that.
Yo, what?
The name thing is not a red flag to me.
Not at all.
For that guy,
it was a red flag.
For that guy,
it was a red flag.
And he looked and found something there.
But that was my point with Ice.
Like that may not be,
it depends on who I get introduced to.
I've been introduced to some people
I'll say my name is Antoine.
Based on the comfortability, they could be somebody older.
They could be somebody in a corporate setting, whatever the case may be.
I might introduce myself as Antoine.
But for my general people, I say my name is Ish.
All of this, for me, is like a moot point.
No, I'm just saying.
But that don't mean that I'm trying to cover up some shit.
My man just went looking, and he went looking and found it.
My man might not have been purposefully or intentionally trying to hide that. That's what I'm trying to cover up some shit. My man just went looking and he went looking and found it. My man might not have been
purposefully or intentionally trying to hide that.
That's what I'm saying.
That's valid. The sister also,
like he said, clearly believes
the story from
her man. She knew. He didn't hide it from
her. Yeah, he didn't hide it at all.
So, I mean,
like,
no, I could see that young lady not telling anybody in her family.
I don't understand y'all.
Like, y'all niggas dated women before.
Women will hold you down.
Yeah, but even in that situation, he thought the girl was 17.
She will hold you the fuck down.
And my man was 26.
No, she's not telling you brother, Tedward.
She's not telling your young nieces and nephews.
We just had this conversation the other day on
the pod. And the
dude got accused of something. I forgot what it was.
And he had to register as a sex offender.
You're talking about a designer. And that was
false. He did not have to register as a
sex offender. That was a false story that we just
reported. But I forgot what something was.
And you were like, yo, I don't know if that's true.
And I was right about that.
Some of these things, I think they need to put different levels on that. and you were like yo i don't know if that's true because and i was right about that some some of
these things it's i think they need to put different levels on that because a lot of this
shit is is again you could be 17 fucking a 15 year old in the wrong state i think that there
is levels that's a sex offender where you have to register so when we saying like yo this person
got a register they can't go to schools they can't
do this they can't do that we grouping all of these people into one group some of these niggas
is nasty nasty nasty niggas and some of these niggas was 17 or 18 fucking a 15 year old that's
different levels to this or sometimes you whipped it out and you were like taking a leak and you
just happen to be in the close proximity of a school and shit happens you know what i'm saying
so i think that is levels to that we just group them be in the close proximity of a school and shit happens. You get what I'm saying? So I think that there's levels to that.
We just group them all in the same thing. There are three
tiers. It says the prosecutors classify
sex offenders in one of three tiers
based on the degree of
risk they pose to the public. So there's level
there's tier one which is low risk
tier two moderate risk and tier three high risk.
But when you go register we just grouping them because
we ain't even know that in our conversation. Correct.
So I just think that, no.
Tier one requires registration as a sex offender for 10 years or five years for minors.
Tier two requires registration as a sex offender for 20 years or 10 years for minors.
And tier three requires registration as a sex offender for life.
Lifetime.
Across the board.
See, we didn't even know that.
But, yeah, I think that's Shorty's business.
Depending on the circumstance and what took place.
I don't know how I feel about that one.
Gotcha.
Yeah, I'm not sure I want any of the Shortys hanging around my...
Yeah.
How would you feel as a girl dad when it happened?
That's what I'm saying.
And I don't know how I would feel if a family member is dating this dude that is a sex offending you bringing
him around my daughter around the family with my question is as a girl dad what
could you do to stop it you can't do anything to stop a lot of this shit I
think it depends on the circumstances around it you know that that's more
important to me I think it's the circumstances around it.
I just do.
Like, again,
it's nastiness out here.
And also,
you're taking his word
that, you know,
I thought she was six,
I thought she was 17,
but she really turned out
to be 15.
But if you worked
at the school,
chances are,
maybe you had access
to the records
of what her actual age was.
That's unnecessary.
You know?
Could have been a janitor.
Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right. It Could have been a janitor. Yeah, yeah.
Could have been working
at the school.
Don't mean that.
Could have been anything.
I'm just saying,
if you're 26 years old,
if you're 26 years old
and you thought she was 16, 17,
that's still crazy to me.
Agreed.
That is crazy.
I don't care how you look at that.
But I hate to tell you,
a bunch of our favorites
have been fucking them
at nine- year differences.
It's okay.
Yeah.
It's okay.
Ted, we're holding down, yo. Yo Lola controller come close I'm mad pretty, make me lose control
Check tags, check the numbers, I'm on my soul for truth
Now I see you come over, so be on my mind
I'm a bad ass Brooklyn brown skin bitch And I love a hood nigga with some toxic hit
Nothing but some socks, beef and brocks in it
Have me walkin' all crooked in my Crocs and shit
Bitch, I go to Raji for my baby boy
Ridin' like a Kawasaki, that's his favorite toy
I'm a swipe AZBT like an AMAC
Give it to him raw, no drawers, no latex
Yeah, I got him butt naked for me waitin' at home
Bitch, your pussy ain't hittin' if you take it too long
Told him put my name on it, uh, makin' him moan
Smell of Lola Brooke, that's his favorite cologne
I'm yours for the summer, wanna drink until we drunk
I'm choosin' you, baby, things I wanna do to you, baby
Say you crazy, I gotta take a risk on you
Like, why would I lie when I'm tryna put this on you? Baby, oh hey
Tryna make a choice between his leg or his face
Shit get more intense than election day
What I expect today is good nighthood sex
Stop calling his phone, bitch, he catching up on rest
Fuckin' with me is a W, fuck him at the W
When you call me quick, seems to trouble you
I want a roughneck nigga that's masculine
My sex drive wild and his ass is immaculate
Put it in my, nigga stabbing it
I shoot it at assassinate, tongue doing magic tricks
Foot on neck, hand on funnel
Got him busting nuts before we be the Holland Tunnel
I'm yours for the summer, wanna drink until we drunk
I'm choosing you baby, things I wanna do to you baby
And say you crazy, I gotta take a risk on you
Like why would I lie when I'm tryna put this on you
Baby, yeah, yeah, yeah
Over me, yeah
Y'all over control, look, I'm close, I'm every
Made me lose composure, that tips, won't you come over
Ass lapping the city, know I'm unsold, but the truth
Know I see you, come over
That's brand new music from my girl Lola Brooke
Featuring Bryson Tiller, that record is called You
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Congratulations Lola, you know we fuck with you
Not mad at that flip
I'm not mad at all
I'm going to this Wayne project, man
This is To The Bank
This is Wayne and Kool and Dre
This one was hard Piss on my dissonance, piss on my dissonance Spitting that clinical This is To The Bank. This is Wayne and Cooling Dre.
That's what we'll talk. These niggas act tough and they're feminine Play no games, niggas not even scrimmaging These niggas can't see me, no imagery My pockets so fat they hemorrhaging Damn, that's an injury I gotta keep the same energy
My soul to pick with that remedy I can't rest in peace cause they diggin' me shit
Big tune, I lick shots, them niggas lick wounds Shoot up everything but the kids' room
I walk out the bank like the Miz room I got paper like I'm a tribune
I fly bitch out like a witch broom I run and I'm out like I'm a tribune I fly bitch out like a wish broom
I run in a mod like some gym shoes Come all over her face and I skin smooth
Whole ass nigga, can't return
Panty, whole ass nigga, candy store ass nigga Sweet and sour, dough ass nigga, don't know how it go ass nigga
I'm a giant, I'ma come in front, be fine for that nigga
Wait, I'm a baboon, I'm a tycoon
Bitches latune, elephant in the room
I'm the shit to perfume, I'm the salt in the wound
I walk on the moon, it's like carpet to tomb
I thought you was a goon, but take off the costume
You soft as balloons, I play darts with balloons
Yeah, I make your heart bubble boom
Yeah, I break out her like the rules, yeah
Wait, I'm living the dream, piv in the green
Sippin' the lean, give me a bean
Feelin' serene, I'm here with the queen She here for a ring, I'm killing her dreams I'm killing the scene, sip in the lean Give me a bean, feelings serene I'm here with the queen, she here for a ring
I'm killing her dreams, I'm killing the scene
A nigga a king, they kiss in the ring
Get blicky, they bling, triple ravine
I'm with the regime, wasting her rage against the machine
I'm kissing my dissing, sipping my dissing
I'm spitting that clinical, I'm in the deliver
I'm pockets pregnant, bitch tryna cut the umbilical
I ain't simple or typical, general or general
Nigga, I'm nuts, no general
I fell in love with them chemicals I bought some few nuts and she swimming them I ain't simple or typical, general or general Nigga, I'm nuts, no general
I fell in love with them chemicals I bust a few nuts and she swimmin' em
These niggas act tough when they feminine Play no games, niggas not even scrimmaging
These niggas can't see me, no imagery My pockets so fat, they hemorrhaging
Damn, that's an injury I gotta keep the same energy
My soul to pink with that remedy
I can't rest in peace, cause they diggin' me shit, big tune
I lick shots, them niggas lick wounds
shoot up everything with the kids room i walk out the bank like the men's room
i got paper like i'm a tribune i fly out like a wish broom
i run in my mind like some gym shoes come all over her face now skin smooth
and again that record is to the bank little wayne and cool and dre
all right all right so fix before the. We'll play some Vic Mensa.
This is The Weeping Poets with Jay Electronica.
I must say that I'm very honored and grateful to Almighty God,
to all those of you who are in this audience,
who heard in the newspapers about this controversial fellow.
When I read your newspapers in truth I wondered who you
were talking about because I look at this fellow every day in the mirror and
I don't see what you see ain't no love but the one inside of the mirror I had
to learn that shit the hard way every penny I earned paid for it's up and heartbreak
members of my team descended to fiends, Delonte
Some got murdered over ink like Ja Rule and Ashantin
And jealousy is corrosive and burn the one that beholds it
Allah spoke to many prophets but only one of them's Moses
On top of Mount Sinai, receiving signal through wifi
Let the trumpets blow for God's son like Odara
Nas flow, I learned life was a bitch when I was bout five
Writing suicide notes as a mixed kid on the south side
Switch lens to the present moment, I'm past the 27 omen
Life is short with a sense of humor, thank Gary Coleman
Almost sacrificed to getting high, my depressive lowest
Fighting temptations like ain't nobody came to see you Otis
I found vision through all the shade, like Stevie's focus
I lost friendships to parted ways, an animal shelter, they caught a stray
Me and my dogs learned to be ferocious
All y'all niggas know is to hate
Guess they xenophobic, sometimes an evil man
Could be a decent soldier
Let my tears fall on the page for the weepin' poets
If you will repudiate me
Then repudiate me as a liar
But if I speak the truth tonight
Shut your mouth
Shut your mouth
I will stake my life on what I say
Will you stake your life on what you say?
Weeping poets, sorrow and grief behind us
Satanic beasts is before us
A table of feasts to bestow us For master and street heroics
And even as the chalk dries Still waters we walk by
So when we hear Takbir All we say is Allah-u-Akbar
Like a stranger in Palestine Hurling Molotovs at a cop car
Strictly by faith we got far Jail like Phantom of the Chakras
Rulers of Munda, the great King Jaffee Jaffer Spitting Old Testament, New Testament and
Apocrypha Victories in our clutches like Mensa Musik Turn the eardrum to an umbilicus as I spit that you can never get rid of us. Since Genesis, Exodus, and Leviticus, I've been at war with Dorsitius.
That is Vic Metza and Jay Electronica, the Weeping Poets.
I'm going to Terms and Conditions featuring Will Jurgens and Cam Chambers.
Okay. Are we typical for always wanting good vibes?
So as you read it all, as you take a good time
Cause I like to walk it out and bounce to the beat, yeah
Show me what you're talking about so I can feel the meaning, yeah
You don't need to knock it out, just focus on your breathing, yeah
When you're ready, shout it out and watch out for the ceiling, yeah
If you're down to ride, there's a wonderland
This remind me of the motherland
I'm a mama, we can take a ride to the wonderland
This remind me of the motherland
So light it up
And touch it till it's in
You got the pulse still right
It's the kind of condition
It's like the condition
You got the feeling
And let's eat it
All the pulse still right
Stretch it out on the side Take it in Let it out Let the feeling elicit it all the power still right
Stretch it out on the side now
Take it in, let it out
Push the ground, push the mountain
Let it in, let it out, let it in
Take a second, feeling it I hope you come along for the ride Don't have to be alone all our lives
After all the lows come the highs Ain't no need to catch you up to speed
All you really gotta do is breathe Every day we show to give you all
Cause that just might be all you really need i hope you come along for the ride after me alone
all our lives after all the lows come to high they don't need to catch you up to speed all you
really gotta do is breathe everything we show to give you all cause that just might be all you
really need stretch it down settle down take it in let it down it's down, take it in, let it out
It's the ground, it's the now, let it in, let it out, let it in, let it in
In and out, let it fall, show the world who you are
Don't believe everything, be colorful
Cause everybody wanna be comfortable
No, you a star
And show the whole world who you are
Wave your hands in the air
If you understand
You got the terms that the church say
Amen
That's Terms and Conditions Excuse me As terms and conditions
Excuse me, Benji and Spillage Village
That shit was hard
Pause
Hard
Hard
Mine is called Heart of the Moon by Eliza.
All right. First we watched her fall in love
In a way I didn't know I could
Shot by angels in the dark
All the blood I have I give to you
And I am taken And that's the way I could go
But can't see this is what I did
What the hell was I doing?
Feeling like I'm totally gone
What's this shame that took me so long?
Yeah, yeah Crushes the shame that took me so long Now I'm yours completely I'm in awe of how you keep me young
And the night comes for me to play your drum under the heat of the moon
The light shines deep
And I am taken And taken And that's
The way I
Could go
But can't see
Things the way I did
What the hell
Was I doing
And we wonder
Totally gone
Cause she's a shame
It took me so long There's Eliza, Heart of the Moon.
A bop.
Hey, gang.
Both of y'all had some smooth, rainy day R&B joints that was like...
True indeed.
Right on brand.
True indeed.
Let's go, Brian. True indeed. Mic check.
Okay.
What is this?
That's right.
Maybach music.
I like this music.
All right, man.
I hope everybody has a good weekend out there.
Stay safe.
Stay dry.
Stay warm.
I didn't get plugged in.
Niggas want to see you lose when you're making moves.
What y'all doing this weekend?
Oh, we're going to go hang out with Ian and Jules.
Tear up the streets, you know what I mean?
I like it.
I got my baby all weekend
Okay
Okay
Got a couple of
Birthday celebrations
Okay
A couple
That's right
Get your shit off
Yeah
I'ma try to take my girl somewhere
She be looking at me funny
When I try to go outside now
I be getting the side eye
Like
You getting dressed for what
You ironing your shirt
I'm like
Oh my bad
My bad.
So I think that's a cue.
You got anything?
No, I'm going to see Saw.
Okay.
All right.
I'm going to go eat, paint the town red, hit a sex club, something freaky.
Okay.
Something freaky.
I was going to say hit me if you go to Queens, but I don't know about the sex club part.
You know what I mean?
It's in Queens.
That's what you mean by painting the town red?
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there, each and every one of us.
Until next time, I bid you a due farewell.
Adios,, arrivederci
Wait a minute!
I left your team of niggas in the red tape
Diggin' through they pockets, left they shoes unlace
Last but not least, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
My niggas been read out impediments
Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it
In the evidence
Your mother still in pain, they been a few days
But you know this hoe came with minimum wage They thought it was a game till the shots rang
Six niggas laying on the same box frame Are you there, bro? I got a dope charge
Got a robber bank, just a post bond Got a chopper with me for the close call
Helicopter on the road, I want war Killing niggas in the streets, I call it a feast me for the clothes same place you know the vibe yo, Blood Elves
joint album
great, I'm here for it
that's what it is, it's a joint album
Ross got the deal with Gamma
he's over there
so this is a fully first project
great, I can't wait
I'm excited. Yeah.
You're going outside.
Don't forget your punch.
Don't forget your red coat.
You might need it.
You're definitely going to need it.
Shout out to y'all niggas with the flooded basement and all that.
Get your shit together.
Fix it.
Get the mop.
My shit is clean.
I'm happy to report.
There you go.
Good.
I was worried. Congrats, man. Love is love. I drove through four feet go. Good. I was worried. I was worried. Congrats, man. Love is love.
I drove through some of these shit.
Four feet of water on the way here today. I was worried.
Nine to E.
In the E. I was worried.
We're glad you good, dog.
We're glad you good.
But everybody isn't good.
Everybody isn't worried.
Some of you niggas, they got to get the buckets and the mops and the squeegee rags and the bounties.
The wet dry vac.
All of that shit.
Get it together.
Some of you niggas is vacuuming the water up.
All types of wild shit going on.
Y'all hold it down, man.
Keep your house clean and your heart full of love.
Oh, there's lots of positivity.
No dropper.
Not for daddy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,