The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 669 | "YAP SEASON"
Episode Date: October 25, 2023The JBP returns as Joe starts with a story on his missing luggage (4:58) before turning to Melyssa’s question to the guys about who their tribe is (32:15). A source claims Rihanna is returning to mu...sic (53:47), City Girls projections for their album ‘RAW’ are in (59:14), and TGT is getting back together (1:21:24) which leads to recent comments from Tyrese’s ex who regrets their divorce (1:26:36). Also, the JBP reacts to Benny the Butcher’s comments about Hip-Hop critics (1:55:50), Michael Irvin rats on his son (2:16:30), the room reads the list of places women refuse to go on a first date (2:30:10), Part of the Show (2:55:44), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Terrace Martin & Alex Isley - “2 Step In The Living Room” Ice | 42 Dugg - “Go Again” Parks | Westside Gunn & Stove God Cooks - “KITCHEN LIGHTS” Ish | Genia - “False Prophet” Melyssa | Amaria (feat. Amber Navran) - “Lying To You”
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Enough.
Enough is enough.
Hear ye, hear ye.
Hear ye, nigga.
Right?
What'd he say?
He said, hear ye.
Hear ye.
Hear ye.
Hear ye.
Hear ye.
Why y'all telling me what I'm trying to say? Because you're my man. I'm trying to correct you. Hear ye. Hear ye. Hear ye. Hear ye. Hear ye.
Why are y'all telling me what I'm trying to say?
Because you're my man.
I'm trying to correct you.
Hear ye.
OK.
Make some shit up.
Don't tell me about y'all's fucking Western civilization.
Ah, here we go.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Hear ye.
It's always Western.
Don't live when this nigga wrong.
Hear ye.
Hear ye.
Come on.
Come on.
It's cool. Like, peary.
What?
He's making shit up now.
That doesn't clear it up.
Yeah, he's making shit up now.
What are you talking about?
We here, goddammit.
I gotta check the temperature in the room.
I am not feeling the greatest.
Nor am I.
Nor am I.
Oh.
Well, I feel great.
I can't never come lean on y'all when I'm feeling sad and bad.
We physically don't feel the greatest.
No, they sick.
Wait, what?
Yeah, niggas came to work sick.
Amazing, isn't it?
Wait, why would you do that?
Because I care about the value.
Flip is home sick.
Oh.
And that day that I missed, I was home sick.
And I was brushing my teeth this morning saying, fuck, if only one more of them was sick.
Two.
I would call out today.
And there's two of y'all sick coming in here trooping through it like, why?
I'm trying to get everybody else sick.
Yo, dawg, say thank you.
Why?
You risking getting me sick?
That's not a courtesy.
I'm not saying thank you.
A-I-K.
You want me to be appreciative that you sick in front of me?
No, I want you to be appreciative that we came
to work sick. Dedicated.
Would you appreciate it when DJ Cassidy
came to work sick?
I'm answering the question.
Yes or no? Let him answer.
Let him answer.
No.
I can't hear you.
Oh my God.
Oh my Lord. The same shit. Oh, my Lord.
The same shit.
Oh, man.
Give me the light saw, yo.
Let me see your shit right here.
You got that shit.
What you got?
What you got?
Tonight, uh, tendonitis is back.
What's the shit, the shot you get when you go to jail?
Tetanus.
The tetanus.
Yeah, tetanus.
You don't get a tetanus shot when you go to jail,
you asshole. You get tuberculosis. Tuberculosis. Tuberculosis. It's a Tetanus. You got tetanus? You got a tetanus shot when you go to jail,
you asshole?
Tuberculosis.
Tuberculosis.
Tuberculosis.
No, he said tetanus.
I said tetanus.
You got tuberculosis in your back?
Shut the fuck up.
But what you got?
Fucking sorry.
And you've been out
all week.
I've been out
all week.
All in the streets.
Hey.
I wasn't in the streets
all weekend.
All weekend.
You were doing stuff.
No wonder you're sick. Why? You were in a crowd. You was out in the back. I was. You were doing stuff. No wonder you're sick.
Why?
You were in a crowd.
You was out and about.
I was sick when I went there.
Oh, God.
He's...
Now, hey.
No, no.
Can I just...
If y'all sick,
stay y'all asses away
from other people
making them sick.
Ice.
Go ahead.
Your immune system is good.
You eat ass every day.
Maybe you should eat some ass.
I'm good.
I'll take a cough.
Maybe you should've got the booster.
You should have took your ass to Walmart
like me. Got a few of them boosters.
You sit kind of
early into the fall. Yeah.
Park's got a white immune
system, so I don't really...
Just a little cold, man.
Just a little cold.
No, they immune to the cold.
See the white people
jogging.
They're negative seven.
Them niggas be out there with some shorts on.
Got the nerve to have a scarf wrapped around their face.
That is the white super power.
They don't feel no cold.
No bullshit, yeah.
That's because they had to go out in the cold many nights to steal the land.
Oh, shit.
Pillage the people.
You can't pillage. You can't pillage. In the heat. Comeage the field. You can't
pillage.
In the heat.
Yo.
You can't go robbing the heat.
Why people don't never get credit for the pillaging?
What you mean?
I mean, it was still a lot of work.
I think we got a lot of credit for a long time.
They named a day called Christopher Columbus Day.
That's credit in the mother...
What?
England.
Ta-da.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Spain.
What are we talking about?
We're saving all the white countries.
Let's do it.
Oh, yeah.
I guess they didn't get to do it.
Nobody ever speaks about the work that probably went into that for the whites.
It's offensive, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, dog. Yo, stop. Can't do that. Stop the whites. It's offensive, right? Yeah. Your dog.
Yo, stop.
Can't do that.
Stop.
Yo.
What if Park did that shit?
Yo, my ancestors
busting asses
doing your shit.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking shit.
I'm feeling sad
and I need my sick brothers
and sister
to lift me up in spirit.
Why are you so sad?
Stupid ass niggas, man.
They fucking got me.
Who got what?
Who got you this time?
The less fortunate.
Oh, shit.
Rats.
Someone came up on you?
Now you feel like the whites.
That's everybody, though, right?
Just like that.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
The less fortunate got me Oh, man.
The less fortunate got me as I was coming back from South Carolina.
Such an amazing weekend I had.
I had such a great weekend and a great time and just some high spirits and everything.
I knew somebody would try to fuck up my joy.
They don't let me keep joy for long.
Like, for real, that shit is incremental.
That shit is like, that shit is fleeting.
All right, that's enough joy.
Okay, what happened?
Snatch it back now.
God damn it.
I don't never get three days in a row of the joy.
Seriously.
Somebody play some violin music. You get a text or a phone call
or somebody
oh man
joy is gone
boy you fucking
datelines a repeat
god damn it
what's wrong with this guy
yep
alright
my mom changes her flight
to come back with me
oh we was traveling together
me and my mom
walking through the airport
that's cute
that was cute right. That's cute.
That was cute, right? Yeah, that's cute.
So she changed the flight. She the one with the rent-a-car.
But I'm Big Baller
Billy, so I have my car
service coming at 3.30 in the
morning to take me to the airport.
Mom, you follow behind, drop the
little rent-a-car key and do whatever
bum shit that is
and hold it down.
I get a text. I'm going to try to make
this not a long story.
They text me at
323
and say, oh,
Elvandrez got
in an accident with a deer.
He can't
make it to you. I said, Elvandrez did what? accident with a deer. He can't
make it to you.
I said, nigga, El Valdez
did what?
I'm standing in the lobby
with my bag.
I done stayed up to make this shit.
Alright, cool. El Valdez
got hit by a deer. He can't come.
They're sending Carlos.
And Carlos will be able to get me to the airport
by 4.09
Or 5.09
5.09
The flight is at 6
You good
Small airport I'm sorry
I'm not risking it
You get in the car with your mother and y'all drive to the airport
Come on mom
Who drove? Me
Me I'm going to drive.
I'm going to drive.
I had to make sure, dog.
So I get in the car.
I drive cool.
Drop the little thing off.
Airport is closed by the time I get there.
I booked it on that highway.
But go up to the little Delta thingamajiggy.
I can see it already.
Dude back there staring all of me.
Oh, shit. Start tapping the little there staring on me. Oh, shit.
Start tapping the little girl
next to him. Oh, shit.
Here that is him. Start googling on the phone.
Oh, man. Salutation.
I ain't have my shades on, none of that shit.
Cool. Check the bag.
Don't think nothing of it.
And my mom's like,
why didn't you just take the bag with you? They put it underneath the plane.
I don't like when they put my bag underneath the plane.
I laugh at them niggas as I walk off the plane.
Look at y'all waiting there.
Duh, duh, duh.
Stupid.
You got me sick.
Look at you.
Now you done got me sick.
But anyway, so I check my bag, go on about my business 90 minute flight Priority
And I tell him too
Make sure you put the priority tag
On the bag
I tell him
Like a
Like a dick
Might as well
I got a first class ticket
And ain't but nine seats
On this plane
Ain't no first class anyway
But cool
I go to sleep
Wake up
Book it
Book it to LaGuardia
Fucking
Baggage claim
I ain't never even been
In this LaGuardia
I ain't been in LaGuardia ages.
You should fancy that a little bit.
It's new.
It's nice, huh?
Well, what do it matter if the...
Oh, let me chill.
Let me chill because I still need my bag.
What do it matter if the airport is beautiful
if everybody in here is a little...
Shifty.
Much better than...
Much better than...
Much better than what I was thinking.
All right, cool. So now I'm standing at the little baggage thing. It's brand new. They done spent some money. Much better than Much better than Much better than Much better than What I was thinking Alright cool
So now I'm standing
At the little baggage
Thing in my jeans
Brand new
They done spent some money
Big giant screen
Look like Dallas Cowboys
Stadium
Talking about
Bags from this flight
Will be down
At 8.03
It's 7.45
But I'm standing right here
Ain't no bag
Coming down this shit
Time just ticking away
Not one bag.
Quiet at the airport right about this time?
Yes.
Yeah.
Not one bag.
I'm standing there for about 50 minutes waiting on a bag.
You know how stupid you feel?
Standing right there.
I just know my bag is coming.
I'm tippy-toeing over the stairs.
I'm trying to see.
I done walked outside.
I done spoke to the baggage carrier niggas around the thingamajig.
Yeah, man, just wait.
Finally, I walk over there, tell them my bag.
Lady is like, all right, we'll see what I can do.
Fill out a little paper.
They say that we got the bag, but we can't find the bag.
And let me go get my supervisor.
I'm standing with her for 30 minutes now.
My mom done made it home.
She done made coffee.
She left you?
Yeah, she had to go pick a car up.
Gotcha.
So she left me.
I'm still here.
Anyway, no bag there.
Call them all day long.
They still ain't found the bag, ain't tracked the bag,
don't know where the bag is located.
They got me.
They got you, man.
Yeah, they got you, bro.
I got yapped this weekend, too, bro.
So I feel your pain.
You got yapped?
It's yap season.
It's yap season, man.
I ordered some nice sweaters.
Sweater weather.
Got a couple nice sweaters coming.
They left it on the stoop.
Gone.
Oh, yeah, now.
Oh, yeah.
Call them.
Hey, hey, hey, big dog.
Someone stole my shit.
Hey, not a problem, big dog.
We'll do another one.
Cool.
Can you make it so I have to sign for it?
Yeah, not a problem.
We do that all the time.
Nope, nope.
No worries. Saturday comes. another one. Cool. Can you make it so I have to sign for it? Yeah, not a problem. We do that all the time. Nope, nope, no worries.
Saturday comes.
Stoop.
Gone within 15 minutes.
I'm in the bathroom when the doorbell rings.
I'm rushing upstairs to get the package.
That shit is already gone.
So somebody sign for it?
No.
I call and say, yo, I asked for them to make it sign.
Like, what happened?
Oh, it's up to the discretion of the driver to get the signature.
So what the fuck is the point of the signature to the discretion of the driver to get the signature. So what the fuck
is the point of the signature?
No one's going to ask
for the signature.
Like, what the fuck
am I doing that for?
So someone's running around
with two of my sweaters
and I don't like that.
It's definitely yap season.
It's yap season.
Look at the holidays this year.
Someone needed the bag
and its content
more than I.
The fucking Delta people
on the phone
want to tell me,
this is yesterday.
This is a whole 24 hours.
By the time this released,
48 hours later.
They on the phone telling me
that I could track my bag
at suchasuchasuch.com.
I said, man, how can I track the bag
if y'all can't track it?
What kind of bullshit is that?
Don't give me some fucking keep busy work.
Y'all find my damn bag.
So there, I'm a little sad about my bag.
I'm sad about my sweater.
What was in the bag?
Huh?
Anything valuable in the bag?
Yeah, my favorite Uggs.
Aw, man.
My new Uggs was in the bag.
Oh, yeah, I know you sick.
Couple custom shirts, some Bottega outfits, some fucking G-Von.
All my favorite black pants is in there.
Colognes?
Oh, my beige beige big Balenciaga
sweats
my comfy shits
colognes
damn
priceless
family heirlooms
since y'all
wanna play now
there's a few things
in that bag
there you go
some fuckers
they talking about
no it's a shit
no it's a smell good
was in there
it was quite a bit
in that bag
so I need y'all
to just lift me up in spirit.
We got you.
We're going to find your bag.
They're not going to find it, but we hope.
Oh, no, they stole my shit.
They stole my shit.
They got you.
Delta, I'm going to sue the pants.
Some nigga running around.
Off of y'all.
Sumter smelling like heaven.
I'm going to sue the pants.
I'm going to sue the pants.
The nigga hugged out.
I'm going to get him.
It's a damn shame.
Nigga, Columbia, South Carolina.
Like, yo, what is Givenchy?
Givenchy?
Definitely app season, though.
All on the little neighborhood app.
Oh, yeah.
That's it.
I'm just going to the stores now.
Fuck this.
Nah, you got to hike it.
Because they shipped the shit
With the big logo
On the side of the box
Like dog
You ass shit
You ass shit
For my shit to get stolen
UPS store
PO box
Something that type of shit
Have it shipped there bro
Every night
In my
Now
I hear alarms going off
Car alarms
Like 3.30 in the morning
Shit was going on
For like a good
Six days in a row
Cause they going around
Checking niggas cars
Stealing their shit
Did you call the police?
You just let people do that?
I hate neighbors like you.
Nigga, that's not my business.
And I'm mad that they waking my baby up.
I don't give a fuck about that alarm.
Wow.
Neighborhood watch.
But if it was your alarm going off, you wouldn't care, right?
You'd never make neighborhood watch cut.
My alarm is unique.
I hope you stay in that neighborhood.
Pardon me, sir.
I hope you stay in that town when you're ready.
It is y season All y'all get ready to do all that shopping
Go run into the car
Throw something in the trunk
And go back in the mall
Don't do that
They waiting for you to do that
Yap season
They popping your trunk right open
So the white lady that was in there
Complaining about her bag
She complained much smoother than I
Are they called Jenny too?
Yeah Oh Did anyone's bag make it? complaining about her bag. She complained much smoother than I. Oh, they called Jenny too? Yeah.
Oh.
Did anyone's bag make it?
Well, she wasn't on the same flight as me.
Okay.
This is just Delta people.
Now it's getting crowded in a little baggage room.
They got the nerve to not find my bag
and then try to help somebody else find their bag.
I started wowing her.
Hey, dog.
Big dog.
Hey, I don't give a fuck about him.
He got to wait.
He got to wait.
Poor little white dude. I ain't mean to talk to him. He got to wait. He got to wait. Poor little white dude.
I ain't mean to talk to him like that.
Here come her little partner trying to help now.
She's moving as fast as she can.
Dog.
Dog.
I'm telling you.
Bad time.
Bad time to help.
Betsy, listen.
Yeah, but she had an air tag in her shit.
She had an air tag in her shit.
I'm surprised you don't have one.
I have one in all my luggage.
Same.
Well, guess what?
My shit shows the fuck up.
Wait, what happened?
Why are y'all laughing at me?
I didn't even say nothing.
You looked at me like you were going to call me a geek or something like that.
Off a look, you attack me and stomp on my... He is very extra sensitive.
My bad, my bad.
You know who else bags made it?
Them niggas who put their shit in the bottom of the plane that you was shitting on?
Black people are not so comforting to each other, right?
Well, you was shitting on them.
And they look now look, though.
This is what we do to each other.
I'm sorry.
It's cool.
I'm sorry that you went through that, Chuck.
Thank you, Parks.
Like I said, I hope they find your shit.
Don't worry
I hope I got a clip
That tell y'all to suck my shit
Let me see if I got some
Y'all just talk amongst yourselves
I sympathize
I have been through this before
No don't come back now
Before there was air tags
But they found my shit though
Oh no they stole my shit
I was in Italy with no calls
For two days
Oh well
Like that shit was real
I went to Italy They lost my bags But that shit was real. I went to Italy.
They lost my bags, but I got them there.
When I went to Paris, they got lost.
No, they got stolen.
Sorry.
No clothes, though.
Zero.
Go buy some more, nigga.
I was in some remote shit.
You know you got to carry, like, an outfit in a carry-on.
Yeah, in a carry-on.
You got to have, like, the essentials just in case they do lose the main bag.
Always.
You don't do Always. Sounds good.
Y'all don't do that?
I don't usually carry a carry-on unless I'm going somewhere for a long time.
Are you talking about the little portable bag for your butt scrubs and shit?
I don't usually check my shit.
Well, no.
Butt scrubs are in my checked luggage.
You have a butt scrub?
No, I don't know what the fuck he's talking about, honestly.
I don't even know. You can't ask her that.
That's true.
You can't ask your co-worker
if she has a butt scrub.
I didn't know what a butt scrub was.
She rocked with it. Oh, that's even worse.
Teach me about butt scrubs.
I just skated right over that.
Don't worry about it. It's a workplace.
If the prince wants to conquer a city
and the city does not want to be conquered,
they would hate him.
Talk about the whites again.
But if the prince pays criminals to kill cows, burn barns, smash windows,
set things on fire, the people will panic in fear and cry out for help.
And the prince will come in, get rid of the very criminals he bribed
to create the problem.
Nobody will know the better for it,
and everyone will praise the better for it and everyone
will praise the prince as a hero so it's good marketing you create the need and fill it you go
around the back of the house and set it on fire then you go around the front of the house and
sell them a fire extinguisher and they'll pay anything for it and even thank you for being there
so it's called machiavellian, where you create or capitalize on a crisis
to consolidate control.
That's what they did to my bags.
And my sweaters.
A couple other people did that too.
They created a need and a void,
and now I gotta go feel it again.
I think the FedEx guy got me.
He just put that shit right back in the truck.
Yo, y'all delivery drivers out there, man. And now I gotta go feel it again. I think the FedEx guy got me. He just put that shit right back in the truck.
Yo, y'all delivery drivers out there, man.
It wasn't even a delivery.
Oh, my God, man.
Y'all are so important, man.
We love y'all.
I'm doing it for the grown folk today.
I know it's a little bastard that stole my shit. Some of y'all wasn't outside to this
Some of y'all might have been born to this music
Shout to the beautiful ladies out there
The first and last time listeners
All the subgroups that support us
Word up
Can we write these shits off as charity?
Huh?
Can we write these shits off as charity?
These stuffs?
Yo
That's funny.
I'm going to sue the bazookas out of Delta.
What's going on?
Yeah, man.
Come on, man.
Give it back to the people, one way or another.
Stupid-ass Delta lady talking about.
And if you save the receipts, if they are within reason, then you will be compensated.
That's a lie.
That's a damn lie.
Max out.
Don't worry about it.
Damn lying.
It's a max out.
There is a max out.
One of your pairs of pants
Is the max
Less
Fucking less
The bag is probably the max
Or the max
I'm coming
I'm coming
Don't worry about it
It's probably two pairs of pants
Listen
Shout out to the person
Last time listeners out there
Shout out to the parents listening
Hey
Shout out to our loved ones
And their loved ones
It go
Hey
Everybody taking the kids to school right now
Everybody up cooking breakfast
On the road right now
On their way to work
Hey On the road right now on their way to work Only, only if it's you
Hey
There's another name niggas don't just throw out there
They don't just throw this name out there in the verses
They don't play with them
And that nigga's a sniper
Yeah, yeah, yeah is a sniper
let me get my groove shout out to the beautiful ladies out there that sage a real nigga when you walking out the door stress stresses of the world is tough to
deal with sometimes yeah I mean chapter the neos to deal with sometimes Yeah, I mean
Shout out to the Neo Soul Homes
I see y'all
Yeah, I mean
Real niggas all around the world
Shout out to my cousins and shit in South Carolina
Y'all still wild
Oh, there's a few of y'all locked up
Shout out to them niggas too
I ain't get to see them
They ain't changed
Hey I ain't get to see them. They ain't changed.
Hey!
Yes, sir!
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Wait, hold on.
Wow, wow.
Yo, you hating on Miami.
You got to look at your falsetto a little bit. No, I don't.
Hey, go ahead and let him.
Let Maxwell do it.
If I was blessed with that, I wouldn't be on this couch.
Don't jump in with like, and be like a TDK.
Let Maxwell do what he got to do.
TDK?
Yeah, let him do it.
He can do it.
Hey, this for the people outside that still get a good two step
going.
What's up?
Hey. Good two step going, what's up? Ayy!
This is what song gotta be playing if you're trying to bag Mel in the club.
Something like this gotta be on, ay Hey. And you gotta stroll up.
So boss. Hey.
Have your fingers a little bit.
That might work.
It might work.
Your loafers.
Driving shoes.
Hey.
Yo, y'all bumping the DJ table.
You bump the DJ table.
Shit, sorry, sorry.
Thank you very much.
Make a record skip.
40 and up out there. 40 and up out there.
40 and up out there.
Let me hear you sing that shit in the car.
Wait a minute. You're the highest of the high
If you don't move it, I'll see you
So don't ever wonder
Should it not realize
Should it not realize If you don't move it, I'll see you
So don't ever wonder
If you don't move it, I'll see you So don't ever wonder Where they playing all this smooth shit, man? I need to open a lounge. If they would give me my bags.
You can do anything.
The liquor license was in the bag?
Yes.
Help me, help me, help me.
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669
Welcome to episode 669.
Hey, for the freaks.
This is for the freaks out there.
Welcome to episode 669 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and bagless host, Joe Budden.
Here with a few really amazing and important people.
The beautiful, amazing, and intelligent Melissa Ford is with us today.
How are you, darling?
Hooty hoo. I'm doing great good glad to hear that issues here with us today wait wait a minute web yeah right there get that
coughing out your system how was your weekend man it was cool I didn't do much
I went to home I went to the Javits Actually It's a podcast
That is out
And I like a couple
Of the dudes
I watch a bunch
Of their clips
But my girl
Had booked the shit
I didn't even know
About it
And she told me
About it
I'm sick
And I still went
To the shit
It was pretty cool
What is the podcast?
Tonight's Conversations
Okay
Not hip
It's pretty cool
It's fly
It's dope
What's like the content?
A lot of relationship talk.
A lot of relationship shit.
Men versus women.
Gender wars.
Who won?
Men or women?
Who won?
That is what you would,
that's how on brand
that you would go
see some live gender wars.
It wasn't even that.
At the Javits.
Spicy gender wars.
It's like sophisticated gender wars.
Like therapy almost.
You better chill out today, Mel.
No, I'm actually. He's armed. You better chill out today, Mel. No,
I'm actually.
He's armed.
You better chill out today.
No,
I'm actually a fan
of the podcast
and a couple of its members.
Cop a pleater.
Okay.
Ice?
Oh boy.
What was it like-ish
from the pod
being there?
Did they call you on stage
and be like?
Nah,
I was in the cut.
They didn't see me.
I talked to a couple
of the dudes though
that that that fuck with it i said that like he got a little inside yeah he has some inside intel
i know it's like the lie he like to tone it down that's why i just asked i don't know how he do
were you a celebrity that night yes we got the pause we got him yeah yeah kind of i mean um
are you taking pictures and shit with people?
Yeah.
They was coming over to you like, yo, I love y'all, blah, blah, blah.
And then I talked to a couple of the castmates that said they fuck with us.
So that was dope.
Salute.
There you go.
That's all I was asking.
I was trying to do it in a nice way.
That's what you call it?
That's it.
I was trying to do it in a nice way, man.
Nah, it was dope, though.
Why are you guys such a problem?
Why is that a thing?
He won't. No, can you explain, though. Why is that a thing?
No, can you explain that to me?
I don't know. Mellon Parks don't care, but tell me.
What? Did you film the walk-in?
Yeah.
Was it in slow-mo?
Did you text Simba and say,
Yo, we got another gig.
Hey, Walla.
I need you to walk me to Javits.
See? Idiots yo
Alright
So you went out
Being a podcast
Superstar
It was dope though
Did you envision us up there
Body and shit
I really did
Huh
I did
Come on speak to it
No I like
Get in your bag
Stay in your bag
It was the Javits
It was
I think it held like
3,000 people
Oh wow
Good for them
So
The sound was a little off.
Y'all need to touch that up.
You couldn't really hear that well,
but I like the way they set it up.
Like, they had it set up,
all the seats in the middle,
then at intermission
and throughout the broadcast,
you could go to individual booths.
So everybody that was on the panel
had their own people
selling their merch and shit.
And the way it was set up,
it was dope.
Then they had an intermission
in which they shifted around a couple seats seats so let's say hypothetically it was us up
there right and you substitute me and maybe Imani will come right for the second panel you get
what I'm saying and then they had three panels in which they interchanged a few of the pieces
okay and then different people came up to give different advice they had like a Q&A
oh this nigga was in there taking notes.
Word.
He was in there stealing signs.
Nah, it was dope.
That was my first time ever doing that.
Again, when y'all went on tour,
I ain't used to coming to y'all tours like that.
Wow.
It was new for me.
Oh, shit.
I want to fucking with you.
Then he going to end it with a diss.
Word.
That's a diss.
Okay.
When y'all used to be killing shit,
when y'all had all them sold out shows, I never came to end it with a diss. Word. That's a diss. Okay. When y'all used to be killing shit. I really fucked with it.
When y'all had all them sold out shows, I never came to bother with that shit.
But these niggas are time for some talk or whatever the fuck it is.
A time for talking.
Want to sit in a circle and get you out there.
You're my friend in real life.
How does your girl respond to you now being a celebrity?
Because she was with you from the start.
That's a good question.
Did she take pictures for you?
No.
Okay.
No.
I got to ask her.
I think she likes it in a sense, but then she don't like it in a sense.
Because she's got to take pictures.
Like, I guess it depends on where we are.
Okay.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I know when we were away, it was kind of flattering.
She was like, oh, shit.
Like, we're in a whole other country or different countries,
and people coming up to you taking pictures.
Like, sure, sure, sure, I'll take it.
But so I guess it's flattering to her.
I don't know.
I ain't really asking.
I'm going to ask her, though.
That's a good question.
Seriously.
You should ask.
Nah, I am.
Yeah.
About how your current status affects your partner.
Nah, I am.
I'm going to ask her.
A little checkups here and there.
Big freeze in the building, huh? What's happening, y'all? How you feeling, man? I'm good. I'm asking. A little checkups here and there. Big freeze in the building, huh?
How you feeling, man? Good.
I feel great. Good. Hoping I feel great
at the end of the pod. A couple sick
motherfuckers in here with me. Oh, man.
I know you said you had some other shit going on
with your
jaw, right?
Your alignment
made me off. You said your jaw
was...
Wait, what did you say?
His jaw realigned some shit.
No, he said his jaw was realigned.
It's growing.
No, it's growing.
His jaw's growing.
No, tell him what happened.
Because what happened to your jaw?
Fuck you.
You said your first...
I never even heard that complaint before.
Nigga came to work talking about my jaw's hurting. I said, no. I was like, whoa. I never even heard that complaint before. Niggas came to work talking about my jaws hurting.
I said, no.
I was like, whoa.
Hey, yo, fam.
I said my teeth are hurting.
Oh, I heard it different.
When you say my teeth is hurting.
I'm sorry.
No, I heard jaw.
Yeah, I definitely heard my jaw.
My jaw is hurting.
I'm with you, dog.
I was like, oh, you had a wild weekend.
Y'all ain't shit.
You was being a cunnilingus?
Writing that down. All right alright so why is your jaw
it's not my jaw
hurting
but you said
your jaw got restructured
right
no I said
you got the new set
of Invisalign
I can't even fucking talk
I cannot talk
no I said
with the way that
the treatment works
or whatever you hear him I'm trying my hardest No, I said, with the way that the treatment works, whatever.
You hear him?
I'm trying my hardest.
He trying to bring the Invisalign sling in it.
The way the treatment.
Nigga, what's up with your jaw?
Don't tell me about no treatment.
Is your jaw cool to pod or not?
Invisalign treatment. I had to or not? Invisalign treatment.
I had to put my new
Invisalign. Nigga, can you pod?
Of course I can pod. I'm here to pod.
I'm here to pod. Cool.
I would call out if my jaw
just moved
to my face.
That's like some cerebral palsy shit.
Oh, man.
And last but certainly not least, my main man, P-Class.
Yep.
Parks is here, man.
Chilling, man.
How was your weekend?
How was your party?
It was good, man.
It was good.
I'm sure my neighbors are pissed at me.
We were loud.
We were rambunctious.
I had my friend come down.
He owns a farm upstate, and he grew some pot marijuana, and he brought down quite a bit
of it.
He also knows some other farmers in the area,
and he brought some mushrooms,
some hallucinogens,
and everyone seemed to indulge.
Nice.
So it was an interesting night.
What time it end?
Because y'all parties be different.
Five, six, something like that.
These niggas don't stop, y'all.
I be so mad when I miss a good Parks party.
It was lit, too, because it was like people like,
I've never done mushrooms before, but it was a vibe in there.
We're chilling.
So everyone, like first-time mushroom users, all this shit,
we just wildin' out.
Nobody awkward?
Nah, it was great.
I don't have time in my life.
You were saying first time, you know, some people get.
Yeah.
All right, that's good.
Parks friends don't really be awkward.
No, I'm saying he said a lot of first-time mushroom users.
Sometimes people don't really, you know, if it's the first time, they might tweak out a little bit. Well, if you're in a safe space. I'm saying, he said a lot of first-time mushroom users. Sometimes people don't really,
you know,
if it's the first time,
they might tweak out a little bit.
Well, if you're in a safe space.
That's like a Tylenol for him.
And his friends.
Them niggas pop that shit.
Call when the special K break out.
Call when the wild drugs
start coming out.
Mushrooms is just like
a party hors d'oeuvre and shit.
Yeah, we basically had someone
walking around with the plates of weed and mushrooms, and it was nice.
Oh, that was lit.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, Corey's here.
Poe is here.
Erickson is here.
45-minute intro.
Fuck y'all.
I ain't got no bag.
I ain't got no luggage.
I got no sweater.
I'm here to talk today.
All right.
What's going on?
What is heavy on you guys' minds and hearts and spirits?
Mel, you had something you wanted to start with?
I did?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Remind me.
You sent me a clip.
Oh, yes.
Okay.
Sorry.
We were like, we were all over the place.
So I saw this thing on Instagram, you know, and...
Well read.
And it got me to thinking, it's directed towards you guys so i was going to ask you
guys a little bit of a clip as to who your tribe is and there's a little bit of a description
in the clip okay let's get into parks and that men do to ruin hello seven that men do to ruin
their lives is that they don't keep a brotherhood of like-minded men around them.
They don't have a band of brothers.
They're not part of a tribe.
The thing that men do that really ruins their life
is that they live like an island.
You act like a lone wolf.
You are not meant to be a lone wolf.
You are not meant to be an island.
You are meant to find like-minded dudes
who share your core values. Because if you're like're like dude these are my core values these are my
non-negotiables this is how I roll in life I'm an extreme unreasonable
impatient motherfucker that wants to make a lot of money be fit and jacked be
self-actualized and self-disciplined and do a lot of good for humanity and I find
other dudes like that to connect with that that's my tribe. Can he shut the fuck up?
That's my band of brothers.
Yeah, enough of him.
Enough of him with the beat in the background
pandering to us.
Getting intense.
Yeah, come on, come on.
You think that was pandering to y'all?
Yes.
I think that beat and music selection
was pandering to me, yeah.
Okay, that's pandering though?
Yes.
Okay, that might be a little bit
of emotional manipulation, but whatever. Okay, but... You know, there's pandering, though. Yes. OK, that might be a little bit of emotional manipulation, but whatever.
OK, but, you know, there's a clip going around. I forgot where I saw it, but it speaks to how advertising, how all advertising and marketing is really based off of the white male psychology and it says that because those are the men that are approving the budgets green
lighting things or the men responsible for all the ads that we see they have to have a level of
understanding before it even hits so when i hear that beat yeah that is kind of what i think of
and that guy's voice the people that i encountered, they don't sound like that.
Speaking of tribes, like the people in my tribe don't sound like a doof like him.
Gotcha.
They don't need a Nas beat in the background for the word, the good word.
I don't necessarily know if he's the one that put the beat in the background.
It might just have been him on a podcast and then somebody took the clip and then they put the music and blah, blah, blah and whatever else.
But I thought that what he was saying was kind of interesting and I was interested.
Why were you pointing at me while the clip was playing?
I was playing with you.
Okay.
I was just playing with you.
You are sensitive today.
You needed a pillow and all these things and shit.
I told you I'm down.
You got an uplift?
I've been victimized.
I've been victimized. I feel your pain, bro. I've been victimized I've been victimized
I feel your paper
I've been targeted
you were definitely targeted
for sure
I'm sorry about that
I should have worn my shades
but anyway
what do we think about
what do we think about
the content in the clip
exactly
so what he mentions
is he talks about
you know
a brotherhood
of having core values
and I thought
that was interesting
because I'm like
do you guys even have
discussions about
your core values with each other to see who...
What kind of monsters you think we are?
You don't see me with the artifice over here.
Yo, it's too early in the morning.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I want to preface this with saying this is genuine curiosity and be, listen, I've
learned a lot from sitting in a room with a lot of men, you know, and finding out more about your lives, your lifestyles, your thoughts and that sort of thing.
So I'm learning as I go along, you know, so this is me just with genuine curiosity, not shooting at anyone.
So and this is stuff that women discuss, you know, openly and often, you know, core values and that sort of thing, finding our sisterhood, our tribes and whatever else.
So I wondered if you guys did that because you guys are very masculine men we do that's not true though
like with guys everybody has a masculine and a feminine side or or characteristics and attributes
so I got friends that I call when I'm when I'm down or when I need some encouragement or I need
a pep talk I got friends that I call when I just want to shoot the shit about basketball or rap music or girls or whatever the case may be.
But when you start to get older, men get a little bit more vulnerable.
You get to really start showing your, you know what I'm saying?
And I think the dudes in this room, they have no qualms showing their vulnerability to other men you get i'm saying like i think it's
a misconception out here that we are just this fucking solid rock statue that don't have any
feelings or any softer side that's not true in some ways we are but not in in my opinion at least
with the people in this room in social circles i feel like everyone's got their their crew their
tribe or multiple tribes in my case i think i have a couple different tribes. You know what I'm saying?
And yeah, we're stoic in life because as men, you kind of have to be,
but I don't think we're like that in our friend circles.
Speaking for me, anyway.
I totally agree with what Parks and Ish said.
Yeah, like your tribe.
My network is wide.
My network is huge from pastors to firemen
to therapists
to some doctors
to hood niggas to, like you said,
whatever bucket you feel
like you need to pull from, I feel
like I have that in all of my
loved ones and my family and my friends.
Yeah, exact same thing. There's days me and Ice
will just sit on the phone and talk parent shit for an hour.
You know what I'm saying?
And then there's other days
I could be on the phone
with Ice
and we just talking
hip hop shit
or other shit.
Like,
it just depends on,
and then even.
Wait,
wait a second.
If you talking to Ice
on the phone for an hour,
how is his jaw
supposed to not,
not work?
He can't,
come on.
Start adding up
all these hours.
Yeah, 20, and keep the call
20 minutes cap
alright
cut off time
for my job maintenance
but no like
I got friends
that'll check me
I got friends
that'll check me
on some shit
like if I'm doing
some bullshit
I got friends
that'll be like
yo you bugging
or even in my business life
I procrastinate a lot
I got friends
that'll be like
yo dog
lately you been
on your bullshit
you know what I'm saying like yo let's get with it so we can get this money like you know we got that my business life, I procrastinate a lot. I got friends that'll be like, yo, dog, lately you've been on your bullshit.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, let's get with it so we can get this money.
Like, you know, we got that.
And the other thing is,
my tribe ain't all men.
Like, oh, true.
That's true.
It's women in your tribe, too,
that will, like he said,
hold you down, check you.
My mom's is part of my tribe.
You know what I mean?
It's things that,
if I need that person
who I know knows me through and through, I will call her. You know what I mean? It's things that if I need that person who I know knows me through and through, I will call her.
You know what I'm saying?
And I might get, am I bugging?
Let me get your take on this.
Like, you know, just, it ain't all, well, we all have that tribe, though.
That's true.
Do you guys know the lone wolf type, though, that he's talking about?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
I do.
I know him.
I haven't really encounter him.
If you were far between.
The lone wolves that I know,
they aren't lone wolves by choice.
Like their parents died.
Their family is in another state, country.
Their road just has them.
All right, it's me.
All I have is me.
But I'm sure
they would like a tribe
but a lot of times you can
and I don't even use the word tribe
friends are chosen family though and I'm an example
of that because you know
my dad passed away a long time ago
my mom recently passed away but
I was alone in this country
so I've had to find my
tribe over the course of the last two decades.
You know what I'm saying?
I've picked up a move twice.
I've had to find tribes two times.
It's probably easy to find a tribe
that would have put some.
That's probably true.
Hey, y'all, hey, y'all, hey, y'all.
Park tried jumping in relief.
You got a dick.
It's true.
I wouldn't exactly say. I'm talking shit. It's true. I wouldn't exactly say.
I'm talking shit.
Yeah, okay.
I was going to say dynamics between women can sometimes be fraught with a lot of bullshit,
so it's not that easy.
Fraught, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Word of the day.
Now word of the day.
Look at you chasing it now.
Now you chasing the word of the day, though.
It's fine.
Actually, my whole weekend was like tribe.
Dope. It's fine. Actually, my whole weekend was like tribe. Dope.
That came full circle, but...
We had rituals as well.
I didn't mean that.
It was my aunt.
It was my aunt's 70th birthday,
Matt Lee.
Happy birthday, Matt Lee.
I love you.
Happy birthday.
She looked nice, too.
She is...
No, it was lit.
She is the youngest
of 13 of my grandfather's siblings rest in peace grandpa
and grandpa and grandma i love y'all uh and there's only seven of them left they all they all
yeah i mean so it was good to have all of them there a lot of they did a lot we my family did
a lot of fucking down there so it's cousins galore it's cousins galore so to be down there and to see just like
your cousins that you was six and seven with and now you've grown and you fucking everybody's got
family you find like a lot of similarities with that like with family that you don't really be
around did you see shit in them that you're like oh shit you are my cousin yeah no for sure
no my family oh oh, my God.
Listen, being down there, you learn about yourself, too, right?
Back to tribe.
Y'all think that I talk foul, and maybe I do on the internet to y'all people.
I talk so mild compared to my family how all of them talk.
It's all, shut up, stupid.
You left the fucking fucking your big dummy left
the screen door open do you want you idiot like oh i'm home i'm home with people that are direct
and blunt my my aunt katherine and my i haven't seen my family since my grandfather died in
2015 i want to say so not only is family different, the city, the town is different.
But my Aunt Catherine is out there now
and I'm just watching her
remind me of my granddad
and just how they move,
how they talk,
how they treat people.
Her house is now the centralized house,
always been,
but now that door is open.
Aunt Catherine was on that stove all
day. All day long.
I'm talking about like, if 70
people was coming in the house,
there's food here for 70
people. I've never seen a fire so high
as Aunt Catherine's.
Greens. I was about to say,
what'd she make? I want to live vicariously.
Yams. Somebody got cursed out when they left
the yams in the fridge or some shit.
That plate look all right though.
And then was going to go
make the yams real quick.
Oh shit, I forgot the yams.
You want me to make the,
wait, that ain't oodles and noodles,
but that shit was fly.
Went to my grandfather's gravesite.
And not my grandfather's gravesite,
the button gravesite over there.
And just was,
it's always chilling over there but like when you
start seeing all of the history i'm looking at buttons from 1825 wow from they got it they got
it traced all the way back so i'm in there pacing around trying to see where my ma's or liam gonna
go right like hold up keep Keep a little soul up now.
That's where you want to be buried?
Interred.
Interred?
Melissa.
What?
Stop trying to get mad words of the day off.
Interred.
Okay, sorry.
But I thought, well, being there made me think about it.
Right?
Because my grandfather went, but before he went, my grandma, they got the plots right
next to each other.
You know, you get the plots right next to each other you know you get the plots
right next to each other
and then Michael Paul's
father who died
at 45
I didn't know that
until I'm just looking
at all of these
dates and stuff
he was 45
that's so young
I'm like god damn
that's young
but he's right next to them
and I'm like yeah
when I
when it's time
God
knock on wood
send me
send me to my people's shit.
But that made me have a conversation with my mom.
Yeah, sure.
So as I'm riding one, I'm like, Mom, where is your mom buried?
And she's like, the Bronx.
I never do that.
I never thought to ask.
My grandma's in the Bronx.
I said, you want to go in the Bronx?
She said, no, I don't want to go in the Bronx.
I wouldn't put you in the Bronx. We said, you want to go in the Bronx? She said, no, I don't want to go in the Bronx. I wouldn't put you
in the Bronx.
Like, we need to get that
together.
These are really
dope conversations to have.
The Bronx.
So then she starts talking about
like maybe cremation
is a thing.
We start having
these conversations,
but, you know,
really good time over there
just with, you know, my time over there just with you know
my brother telling me there's something it's a different sumter like you're trying to go out and
you're trying to go out and kiki and have fun now but oh wait so you didn't go to the strip club
no no i did not he told you once my brother told me yeah he's down there too huh it's been a few
bodies it's been a few bodies it's up it's been a few bodies it's been a few bodies it's been a few bodies dropping down
there rest in peace but i never seen my dad good to see my dad so happy and ecstatic he was so he
drove down there i took a plane so he got his luggage still he drove he drove he drove down
there and he couldn't have been more ecstatic to go and get a pig. Yeah.
Dog.
My dad, speaking of men on islands that's stoic.
I've seen it.
My dad is like, if it ain't a spade game
or a timeshare, he don't
really care.
He don't show emotion like that.
Not at all. He ain't with none of that shit.
But he was hyped to go down there and get this pig.
Said, Aunt Catherine got two pigs.
They're going to keep one and a half.
And I get a half a pig.
I'm going to go clean the pig and gut the pig.
And we're going to put the pig in the trunk.
And I'm like, oh, country ho.
Yes.
My man with the weed farmer just had to put down his pigs for processing.
He was going through it.
The mushrooms was therapy for him. See? processing he was going through it the mushrooms was therapy
for him see that pig was good than a fuck oh man because mom's wing got the barbecue from some
little white spot we're not gonna sit here pop got the real pig and overlook you niggas being
sentimental over the pig his pig's like he's a farmer so they the pigs are like they clean
they do work there they like clean the brush farmer so they the pigs are like they clean they do work
there
they like clean the brush out
and all that shit
so like
they were part of his
tribe
that pig was a good
fucking pig
and my dad was really happy
really really happy
your father bringing some
shank back to Harlem
oh yeah
my mom on her way over there
right now
to get some of that pig
they not playing
now that I'm older down there, I realized that my great granddad had a lot more land than I knew about.
Like a lot.
Me knowing it was a bit.
I feel like you mentioned before that they had a lot, but it's a lot more?
It's more than I thought.
And it's been a topic? It's more than I thought. Oh.
And it's been a topic of discussion.
I bet.
What, in terms of like retirement?
I can't get into it.
Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That sounds like it could be some rival reasons.
Thank you.
Got it.
Got it.
Anyway.
I had a similar weekend.
Oh, shit, and they moved my fucking favorite
Piggly Wiggly.
No! No!
No!
Not the Piggly Wiggly
I grew up with.
I used to walk that.
Oh, you had a bad weekend, man.
They took your Piggly Wiggly.
They took Piggly Wiggly.
Uggs.
Almost took the pig.
Yeah, they got me.
They got me, man.
They got you, man.
Put a fucking Walmart up
where Piggly Wiggly is.
That is unfortunate.
Dog in Sumter, South Carolina.
That's unfortunate.
Come on, man.
Walmart is the Don Dobbins.
It's just down for that shit.
I don't know what you're talking about.
Yeah.
It's just down for that shit.
Dog, where my family from, the Walmart is the hangout.
And you don't got shit to do, niggas go to Walmart three times a day to walk around.
That's their social shit.
It's the mall.
With an outfit on.
We need the baby to go over there.
Niggas get outfits.
We got to send the baby over there to Walmart. You think I get out. We got to send the baby up there.
Walmart is the shit down there.
There's an IG page devoted to the antics at Walmart.
There's also an IG page devoted to women taking care of their dogs.
Oh, my God.
Don't start with me, motherfucker.
Do not fucking start with me.
I was going to say that I had a similar weekend to you where I saw my family tribe oh yeah I did it was my sister's birthday you have a sister I did so my
I am my mother's only child but papa was a rolling stone so I'm the youngest of 11
yes damn oh he was rolling he was rolling yes like Tina Turner nine okay anyways anyways yes so I'm the youngest of 11 so I saw my
sister it was her birthday and I saw nieces and nephews and great nieces and great great I have
great great nieces like it's fucking insane and I was looking at all of our faces shut up
I was looking at all of our faces and the genetics are the four genetics are strong
but it was it was really, really wonderful.
Because like you, I haven't been able to see my sister since like 2018.
I didn't see my niece since, oh my God, maybe a decade.
Life just keeps life in.
But this was, this was really fantastic.
It was, it filled me up.
That's a beautiful thing.
I was in Buffalo.
Yeah?
Big Buffalo. Yep. Buffalo, New York.. I was in Buffalo. Yeah? Big Buffalo.
Yep,
Buffalo, New York.
I got family in Buffalo too.
Yeah,
so it was good times.
Shout out to family, man.
That shit's dope, man.
I like to see that.
you posted,
I thought you posting
all that shit about your family,
hearing you about yours,
that shit inspired me.
Yeah.
Yeah,
getting around family
in good times.
And that's the thing.
Not the funeral.
When family can get together and it's not the funeral.
Yeah, man.
Because you know what happens at the funeral?
Everybody say the same shit.
Yo, dog, yo, we got to start getting together.
We got to start doing this.
We shouldn't only be meeting under these circumstances.
It sound good and nobody do it.
For sure.
So to hear that.
Yeah, me and my sister and my niece, we sat down and we were like,
this level of time like you
know this amount of time that passed in between us seeing each other this cannot happen we are
all that we have left and it's just like I remember my sis when I was born I was my sister's
baby doll like she literally acted like I was her baby and my niece and me were very much like
sisters it's like very small age differences between us and you know so we started making plans for Thanksgiving and Christmas and a trip and stuff like that now
now y'all are at the point where y'all could start the new tradition I've operated very much kind of
like the lone wolf which is another reason why I wanted to ask you guys about that whole tribe
conversation because a lot of times I have acted like a lone wolf and separated myself from my family and it has been
to my own detriment and as I've gotten older I've started to feel like why did I do that you know
what I mean so I've had to like ask myself some really really hard questions and it's you know so
being able to go back and see my family and and be welcomed with open arms like you like I never
left was really like I think my spirit really needed it.
You know, so I say all that today.
Yeah, my family was extremely proud of me.
They were just proud.
That shit was dope.
It felt good.
They was doing some karaoke shit.
My aunt said, now, we're going to do Pump It Up.
Your cousin's going to sing Pump It Up.
All we need you to do is come up here
and just hit us with a little two-step.
We know you can't perform it because you've got contracts.
That's so cute.
That was cute.
Yeah, that's cute.
So I went up there and did a little two-step.
I told my aunt Catherine, listen, anytime you invite me over here to eat, I'm coming to eat. We do need to make more effort
to see and spend time with our families.
I got to see my fucking cousin.
She brought a boyfriend.
Oh, this was great.
Oh, yeah.
Yo, that'd be your favorite thing.
When your cousin that you kind of the same age with
bring a boyfriend to the family.
Oh, she was feeding this nigga.
And I said, hey,
how long y'all been together?
She's been a year and a half. I said, oh, girl.
And you brought that nigga over here?
My family is the wrong
family to do that.
My family is the wrong family to do that.
In a year and a half, nigga?
You should not bring your significant other of a year and a half
to the Budden slash Ramsey family function.
That is a mistake.
I mean, talk about how-
You think it'll run them off?
Yeah, talk-
The way that he said they talk.
My cousin Brenda said, my cousin Brenda said, all right, cousin picture.
Because you know they had an eldest picture where they got all the elders together.
All right, cousin picture.
All the cousins.
They had the little ring shit.
All the cousins came together.
Here she go.
Her boyfriend want to follow.
Follow.
Oh, nah.
Nah, they all my man, my man.
Brenda, loud as hell.
No, no, no.
Family.
No, no, no.
Cousins, I said.
Alone, we want her.
You go.
You go.
I'm like, Brenda, he right there.
Yeah.
He like 6'4".
I'm like, hey, come on, chill.
Nigga, you ain't a cousin.
You're not a cousin.
Yeah, I don't know why.
We can talk about that.
She should have sat down.
Nigga, next year you might not even be around.
You and I picture.
I don't want to see none of my girl cousins
feeding potato salad to their fucking boyfriend.
Hey, man.
Game is the game.
Hey, man.
My bad cousins are still bad.
Hey, man.
Niggas in jail. There's some other shit happening I can't the game. Hey, man. My bad cousins are still bad. Hey, man. Niggas in jail.
There's some other shit happening I can't talk about.
It got real.
Come on.
What do we want to lend our opinions to?
We here with opinions and hot takes.
What's the most important of them all?
Basketball season started.
We'll get to it.
Come on.
Is there anything music-based here?
I see Rihanna's
name there somebody's falling for the okie doke so it's the okie doke okay so everybody there's
headlines that are saying you know that rihanna is got a inked a 32 million dollar deal with rock
nation for two albums and a tour thank you i was wondering where the 32 million dollar number came
from yeah i was like that sounds that's in her piggy bank and shit rihanna gonna sign a deal I was wondering where the $32 million number came from. From the billionaire purse.
Yeah, I was like, that sounds really low. That's in her piggy bank and shit.
I think Rihanna going to sign a deal for $32 million to put out some music.
That's the car wash money.
Okay, so what's the purpose of sending this out into the ether?
Like, somebody came up with this.
Oh, man.
Would you like me to tell you the point?
Yes, please, go ahead.
Why somebody does shit like that?
Yeah.
And it just catches fire.
That's why.
And what's Rihanna doing right now?
They got nothing to do with Rihanna.
She didn't put that out.
Okay.
Whoever did it,
just come up with some bullshit
and go put it out.
Yo, they're going crazy over this dumb shit.
That's crazy.
That's the internet.
Dog, I do not think we getting a Rihanna album
no time soon.
I don't think we're getting one ever.
I don't think we're getting one, dog. She came out. Go I don't think we're getting one ever. I don't think we're getting one, dog.
She came out.
Go back and listen to Anti again.
There you go.
There's your album.
Yeah, honestly.
And it's that good that you can, but she did the Super Bowl and didn't try to promote
nothing.
Nothing.
Not a single.
Nothing.
She just went right back to ASAP crib.
So what?
Don't just brush over that.
Stop for a second.
Do you think that
the people call that ASAP crib?
Or her crib?
They probably rotate
If I'm the man in the house,
that's my crib.
I don't give a fuck.
If I'm digging you down,
I don't give a fuck
how much you make.
That's patriarchy?
No.
That's real nigga-archy.
There you go.
There you go. Noah's RK.
I'm not against all
people. You're not against
RK? I'm not.
Newsflash, a lot of women ain't either.
Yeah. They my tribe.
They my tribe. They like that shit.
They do. Anyway.
When you guys was spanking. I forgot what we was
talking about just now.
Rihanna.
Oh yeah,
we're not getting
a Rihanna project.
We're not happening.
I don't see it.
What is the benefit
of somebody
to even put that out?
Should do some shows.
The benefit of them doing it?
32 million,
I'll give you three shows.
Streaming though.
Streaming only.
And I'll give you
a little merch shirt.
Damn. I don't even think
we getting that
I should have went
to vocal classes
when I was young
or something
32 million
33 shows
something light
well you gotta earn
I could have had
skims out before Kim
you know what I mean
skish
stupid y'all see that though what she's announcing skims for men You know what I mean? Skish.
Stupid, yo. Y'all see that, though?
What?
She's announcing skims for men.
Genius.
They just won't stop getting money, yo.
What y'all think about it, though?
I think that.
Why give me some skims?
I'm not in the house to get some skims, yo.
You gonna wear skims?
Why give me a couple skims?
Some of that shit looked all right.
T-shirt.
The T-shirt shit.
That shit was all right.
Suck your gut in.
No, no, no.
There ain't no tight fitting.
I mean, they have that too, but they got just regular shit.
Maybe they got the skims invisaligned.
Here we go.
Get that jaw nice.
For the jaw, yeah.
Get that jaw fixed up.
You can't say the word jaw around men.
That's what it is.
Yeah, that's it.
Yeah, you can't do that.
You can't say a lot of words around us, to be fair.
All right, so Kim Kardashian dropped skims for men.
Melissa, is it all right if we get an ad deal?
If we get a...
Oh, yeah.
Is it okay?
Can I go without you spazzing?
Yes.
I would love for that to happen.
I would love for you to come in and start talking about your baddie wear.
I am now an official baddie.
I am wearing skims.
Yes, please do.
Thank you. I would love that. You have your permission. We appreciate that. I would lovedie. I am wearing skims. Yes, please do. Thank you.
I would love that.
You have your permission.
I would love that.
I would love that.
Man, I am a baddie without wearing skims.
I don't think you really,
you don't really respect the niggas in here.
You don't.
You don't know who we be for real.
I've been saying that for a few times.
Well, I mean, I got an education
seeing Mr. Slow Mo over here.
So yes, I do see that.
Mr. Slow Mo. I don't even really I do see that. Mr. Slow Mo.
I don't even really think
that was education.
It wasn't at all.
I don't think that was education.
I mean...
That wasn't nothing.
Okay.
Well, I mean, educate me.
What am I missing?
No, no, we can't do that either.
No, I'm just saying,
that wasn't...
You guys are like,
hey.
Hold on now.
We not them.
Don't clam up
and claim humble now.
She do think we them.
Okay.
No, we not.
We don't move like them.
We don't move like them. We don't move like them.
They ain't going to sit here and...
It's cool.
Yeah.
I've accepted it.
She do though.
No.
No, give me...
Mel, I'm telling you this.
Okay.
If the niggas on this couches were single...
Mm-hmm.
That's all I'm...
Dot, dot, dot.
Just take it wherever you want and take it.
If the niggas sitting
on these couches were single,
I think your
perception of us
would be different.
And I'm gonna add,
vastly different.
I have never entertained
the idea that you guys
cannot attract
a plethora of women.
Just by her saying it, she don't even really understand what we're saying. A plethora of women. Just by her saying it,
she don't even really understand what we're saying.
A plethora.
Her response to that tells her
she don't really know what we're saying.
Hey, listen, I am consistently being educated
while I sit here.
T.
I already know what she would feel like
if she got a glimpse of my shit.
I seen how the Peruvian niggas was dancing around her.
The Peruvian niggas
had her Friday night
to the moon.
The fuck?
Come on, let's talk music.
Let's get into hip hop.
Hip hop, City Girls.
What'd they say, 6,000?
Yeah, 6 to 8,000.
6 to 8,000.
I didn't believe that number.
I thought it was like
just sales.
I still don't believe it.
I think that's, I think somebody put that out because you know the numbers be oh the
physical sales yeah yeah i think somebody put that extremely low number out counting only the sales
as like a jab at them i just can't see that happening if i'm wrong i'll be the first to
tell you i'm wrong i don't see not saying that because i saw a lot of people saying
yo there was no lead single.
There's no hype. It was quiet.
They cold,
which is all true.
All of that's true.
It was quiet.
I don't know of an artist
that signed to a major.
They cold musically.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well,
that matters.
That matters.
No,
that matters.
It matters,
but not 6,000.
Not 6,000 matters.
Yeah,
yeah,
yeah.
That's why I'm like,
I would have,
if they would have told me
the number was like,
20,
15, 19, 20.
Yeah.
I'm agreeing with that.
I don't know of an artist that signed to a major that's doing 6,000.
Especially with that kind of profile.
Yeah.
I just don't know of it.
Yeah.
That would be shocking.
I need to have that number confirmed.
Still sounds unbelievable to me.
I'm with you as far as how they counted that.
Maybe the album.
I think it was intentional to put that part out there.
Yeah, because then who would even put that?
Somebody was trying to hurt them during their release.
Yes.
So is that also why there's the rumblings that they're breaking up as well?
I don't know.
I think those have been there.
Yeah.
I think those rumblings that they're breaking up as well? I think those have been there. I think those rumblings
have been there.
I'm not so educated
in my city girl, but
with JT and Uzi, I think
them rumors started because JT was all super, super
in love.
And
I mean, I'm not
trying to add to none of these rumors, but if you look at it today,
like, Carisha's
pretty big.
Carisha is pretty big. Yeah.
She moving on.
Carisha is pretty big.
I don't think she cares at all
with this album numbers.
Her profile is her profile.
She's established a profile outside of music,
which is what a lot of these newer acts are doing today.
Like, yo, the music is the introduction.
That's it.
I'm not staying here.
I have a plan to go over here, and that's where I'm going to make the money at
because ain't nobody buying no albums anyway.
And if they're in the 360, I mean, whoever is behind them ain't dropping them.
No.
They ain't getting rid of them.
True.
This is not back in the day where your deal or your next effort was totally relying on what your album did.
Like, these girls are valuable your deal your deal and all of that now or your
next project is valued on your current profile and that's bigger than music
yeah she just won the social was it social media hip-hop platform award for
the BET Awards two years in a row big Two years in a row. Big Carisha?
Like, her stock is high.
Ain't nobody dropping her.
Carisha, come get my award, girl.
Get my shit.
That's it.
I did see the alleged DM conversation somebody had with JT,
and I don't believe any of that stuff.
I don't believe none of that shit.
Well, what did it say
for the people that don't know?
It was just,
oh, I can't stand that girl.
Oh, wow.
Stuff like that.
It was like somebody
having a back and forth.
So then that must have been
when those photos came out
from their listening party
where, I mean,
it's a photo
so it's a split second in time
but they captured
what could be looked at
as Karisha
like rolling her eyes at JT.
And the distance in which...
I mean, whoever's creating this campaign that they are on the outs with each other
and it's a foregone conclusion that they're going to break up,
I mean, it's gaining traction.
That could be intentional, too.
Because the sales might not be great, so let's stir up some shit
that'll make people go check this shit out.
Exactly.
I wouldn't be shocked by that being a tactic.
Roll out.
I hate to use your shit, but.
Everything's gonna roll out.
Yeah.
I mean.
Could be.
Again, every time I say that, I just look at the timing.
You get what I'm saying?
The album just dropped.
We ain't heard nothing about them breaking up like this.
We haven't seen text messages and all this type of stuff until after the album dropped right and it was a little bit quiet
about that my question when that when stuff like that happens is why now and the only answer that
makes sense is oh promo but again i i'm not believing that number back to them back to that
i need to be more educated in my in my propaganda or rumors before I have a take on this.
I like them.
I do think there'll be a void if there's a breakup between them.
I don't.
Me either.
There's a lot of people that have.
It's a bunch of new girls that have come into that space that are talking that same jargon.
It's not even talking that same jargon.
For me, they all do it different.
It's evolved a little bit.
And that's the problem that they're having.
I agree with you there.
That talk has evolved a bit.
But I think, you know me, I think all the girlies do it a little bit.
They do.
But what I'm saying, I say it evolved off of them because what they were talking, the average girl can't relate to.
A couple was playing that game like they were talking.
The newer crop are speaking to the regular, like the average girl out there.
It's like City Girls 2.0.
Like now all of us relate to what they say. Can y'all speak to, why is it that when people become,
when people attain a certain amount of success,
they lose the ability to speak to the average everyday
or relate to the average everyday person?
They ain't average no more.
I don't think so.
I think it's the contender.
I think it's the person.
Because some people
have
50 Cent.
I'm just throwing the name out.
Right, and an example. This guy's the greatest.
I just think that when 50 Cent talks,
he could still be relatable
to the average street dude
or the person of whatever life
or path he's walked. I think they still relate to that. You think he's the exception? I understand what you're saying or a path he's walked I think they
still relate to think he's the exception I understand what you're saying he's one
of a lot of them he's one a lot of I don't count 50 cent for nothing yeah
he's one of them um I'm just saying like one of one true it's like when for
example like when Wayne had made some comments and people were highly upset
about it but it's like bro you're so far removed that you
don't really understand
what's going on at this level and that
happens to a lot of people you
grow you become you get a lot more
money you experience in a different
lifestyle yeah you
remember to start to grind but now you
live this life so long that you
you can't relate to this no more
I think J. Cole is very rich and still speaks very every man.
All right, sure.
I think it depends
on when you got rich.
He's a great example of that.
That's a really good one.
I think it depends on when.
And be clear,
I'm not even just,
I know we talking music
because that's what we do here,
but when I ask that question,
I'm thinking about the scope.
Yeah.
Right?
Athletes, everybody.
Yeah, like when I went to NBC
for whatever I was doing up there, there were rumblings that maybe Steve Harvey wasn't as relatable after he got his family feud bag and this bag and this bag. Right. He says he does say some shit that the common man would look at. Like, shut your ass up. Like we've had. Like there's a reason Maury Povich was in
dressed in all that bullshit
for all of those years
yeah
like
and Maury got it
got it
he got it
got it
but
that would be distracting
like let me just
put this bullshit on
and be unassuming
and the audience
will all
there's a value to that
I hate that that happens
for artists
right
like because we get in this shit to be successful, right?
Like the city girls by any metric is successful.
Whether you're talking about romance with Uzi and Puff.
Everything.
Brand deals.
They're successful all around the board.
Shouldn't that, that should be the goal.
It is the goal.
It is the goal.
But you can't lose.
Oh, go ahead.
I was going to say, but there's the allure to, you know, for your music and artistry to reflect your comeuppance.
You know what I'm saying?
Your elevation.
I think it depends on your demo.
I really think it depends on your demo.
I think that if you're a, let's say you're an R&B singer.
You don't have to, hip-hop is based around a certain
aesthetic. Like, if you're an
R&B singer, you could come out with a white t-shirt
on and some jeans on and sing your shit
and go back in the tub. If you're an R&B
singer, Sans J. Cole,
everybody else fits this uniform
that quote-unquote
stereotypical rap
acts have to portray.
You gotta have a chain. You gotta have the watch. You gotta have a chain.
You gotta have the watch.
You gotta have all of those things.
I feel like the theme,
like the most basic foundational theme
of hip hop is,
you know,
we came from nothing
and now we're something.
And we're going to show,
you know,
in every way, shape and form,
a reflection of what we have now attained through the grind.
But you lose that.
But is that a double-edged sword?
You do lose that relatability.
Like, I read a book, and it was talking about,
Pee Wee Kirkland was like the narrator in the book.
We all know who Pee Wee Kirkland was, right?
And so he's talking about when they tried to get, like,
Jay-Z years ago to go talk to the kids Jay-Z is
so rich that he's kind of lost his relatability to the average urban person because he's up up
billions of dollars so it's not something that we look at as attainable whereas if we had somebody
that was up a couple hundred grand or up two or three million dollars then you look at that person like I could be them you don't look at yourself and say I could be Jay-Z unfortunately you get
what I'm saying even though he's come from where we come from a lot of us or he's walked in uh
shoes that a bunch of us have worn you don't look at that because he's so so rich that puff Jay um
even 50 people don't look at 50 like they look at them even though his money is up because he still speaks
to a level of
of commoners
sometimes
and so I think that
it is a gift and a curse
when you
when you look at that
that's their mistake
not looking at 50
like they look at
them other dudes
no no
no but 50
I understand
I get it
he still be on social media.
He's still laughing and joking,
posting funny shit on social media.
So you look at him like he's one of us
more than you look at Jay or Puff.
Like look at Cardi B.
Anytime Cardi says anything,
human, regular shit,
girl, shut up.
You rich, you can't do that.
It's like you're not allowed to be a human
anymore because we see the lifestyle you live the circumstance exactly you are here don't talk to us
about human shit it's like they don't even view you as a human no more but i think that's one of
the appeals with cardi is that she is still so carded get up there like yo with my bonnet on
uh it's over for that yes i was getting was getting ready to say it's over. That's what it was. It was that. Originally. Unfortunately
I do think that.
That it's over for that? Yes.
She's on the other side of that. Not for her. Please don't
misconstrue it and go to the NL and have anatomy.
No, that was her appeal. Before. Her appeal was
That's what I said was the problem with that
Bongo's record.
What we're saying right now is what I'm saying.
That used to be Cardi.
It's different now.
Because that definitely was her appeal.
For sure.
That's what won for her.
The common person, the common female in the Bronx or in Detroit or in Chicago could appeal to this girl.
Regular, regular.
It's the same thing I said about the city girls versus the new crop of the artists, women rappers today.
same thing I said about the city girls versus the new crop of the artists women rappers today relatable to just the average girl who can see themselves in
her I think so but I think that's really a thing in hip-hop more than most other
arm professions absolutely unfortunately no for sure for sure it is I don't know
if it exists at all in any other profession, honestly.
Yeah.
No, I agree.
Even some of the athletes that are mega rich,
you don't necessarily look at them like they're not relatable.
Right.
You can't wear all that shit on the court. Maybe a Floyd.
Floyd.
That's about it.
But that's it.
Yeah.
Think LeBron and them walking.
They got sweatpants on with a man bag and they just be walking around they'll have you know shit that
would even if they got on a watch watch it don't be it might be a six hundred
thousand dollar watch with no diamond it ain't bust down it's not it's not the
shiny shit so it's not the change I think that's a hip-hop exclusive we finally we finally got an answer to our Jay-z our
Jay-z internet meme that black Twitter made up would you read Jay-z sat down
with Gayle King that interview comes out is it out already in trial I think it's
coming out in two parts two parts is supposed to drop but they released a
clip where he says,
if you have the opportunity to go to dinner with me
or get $500,000, take the $500,000.
And buy a couple of albums.
And go listen to the music.
Go buy some albums.
Anything that I would tell you at the dinner,
I already put in the music.
That's a bad deal.
And I wouldn't tell you to go get the bad deal.
Take the money
take 1999 or whatever these albums cost and then go listen to them again which is similar to what
he said to me on the phone when I was like hey man some of this shit you're telling me you got
to tell people he echoed that exact thing. Really? I did it already.
It's in the music.
I said it a million times.
If you didn't hear it, that's on you.
He feels like that.
Conversely, that's some arrogant humility.
Rick Ross said he would take the dinner.
He just came out and said he would take the dinner.
He said because one time he went to dinner with Jay when he was doing
one of the albums.
And he said Jay gave him some advice that just made him a way better artist and a way
better rapper.
I'm taking the dinner, too.
But I'm not.
I'm rich.
You rich already.
I was going to say, you and Rick Ross are not, you know, hurting for $500,000.
I'm 100% taking the dinner.
And Hov is only telling y'all that
to keep y'all away from the jewels.
And he don't want to do all these dinners.
No, he does not.
He's trying to keep y'all away from the gyms
because it might be a little selfish.
Hey, whatever you said in that album,
expound over some calamari.
Expound over these meatballs that's coming out.
I got some other questions.
I ain't hearing reasonable doubt.
I got reasonable doubts.
Yeah, I agree with Rick Ross.
I'm taking a dinner too.
I never really thought about this.
Y'all internet kids out there,
that's...
I'm taking the money.
Taking the money.
That's disrespecting me
and some other people.
Talk about dinner with Joe Budden
or a pair of Asics.
That's funny to y'all.
That's kind of funny.
What color are the Asics?
Don't worry.
Everybody has one.
They didn't only do me.
That's fine.
You keep the same energy.
When I start reading y'all's on.
That's real.
Yeah, exactly.
They did a boss.
Yes.
You're lying.
Yes, they're out there.
That's funny.
I know that's great.
Dinner with Ish or whatever they said.
Yeah, exactly. Dinner's funny. I know that's great. Dinner with Ish or whatever they say. Yeah, exactly.
Dinner with Mel.
What?
Don't hurt my feelings.
Don't hurt my feelings.
I would never.
OK.
I would never.
OK.
Yeah, a whole full of shit.
I mean, he's right.
He is right about it being in the music.
I do agree with that.
But nah, tell me some more.
You stopped rapping. For a lot of people, you need the 500 more than being in the music. I do agree with that. But nah, tell me some more. You stopped rapping.
For a lot of people,
you need the 500 more than you need the dinner.
And that's why he's saying that.
See, to be relatable.
That's what it is?
Yes.
Because he would be a complete dickhead
if he said,
me.
Take the dinner with me, nigga.
Come sit with me.
He would be a dickhead.
They would view him differently.
He would look nuts. He can't say that. That's say that that's true i agree he did the right thing but we going to dinner hole
but again you rich so whatever he can impart on you is going to be different than he giving it to
me yeah i ain't rich enough i know so now you at the next level where whatever he can tell you can make you scale up. Mr. Carter, tell me how to take, I can take my little bit of this and turn it into a whole lot of that.
That's true.
Yeah.
And I'll take the Wagyu bacon as I wait.
They got Wagyu bacon?
Yes-ish.
They doing some shit to these pigs.
We got to take you down south.
You got to come down south with me man
I just was down there
Your family from down there
I just was down there
From my aunt's 75th
I don't wanna hear from
Those southern nigga
That don't eat pork
That didn't finish college
I don't
I don't
Fucking E
Yo
See what you're doing
You be reading the comments too much
No I don't
You do read the comments
Well I do read the comments
But what I'm saying is to you
And you only would know that if you're reading comments.
I read them.
You the boss, though.
You got to finish school, yo.
Why?
It's important.
To anybody.
It's important.
Don't start.
Don't start your shit.
Well, you about to curse me out because I said finish school.
I'm not about to curse them out, but it's cool.
Why?
They was on your head?
I really didn't see no comment about them being on your head.
Why?
About not finishing college? Yeah. Why? Yeah, why? What is there They was on your head? I really didn't see no comment about them being on your head. Why? About not finishing college?
Yeah.
Why?
Yeah, why?
What was there to be on your head about?
People just be wanting something to say.
Like, it invalidates the information that you're given if you ain't finished college.
I can see that.
Oh, shut up.
Shut up.
I can see them saying that now.
You know how much shit I sit in talking from 10th grade dropout?
Why not?
That don't matter.
Does that matter to you?
So not finishing college invalidates your experiences?
That matters to Ish.
Don't try to talk to Ish like he ain't intellect him.
It don't even.
He don't like that.
You don't question my intellect.
No, no.
The degree don't do that.
Mel, you finished college?
I didn't finish.
No.
Oh, yeah.
They said me and Mel.
Yeah.
How do they know that?
Y'all up here cosplaying.
I've never cosplaying.
Y'all up here cosplaying as fucking intellects.
Fake smart niggas.
Who said that?
Wow.
We fake smart because we ain't finished college.
That make you fake smart?
I got it.
Mel, word of the day from a dropout.
It's over for that. Oh, man. It's from a dropout. Don't for that.
Oh, man.
It's okay.
Nigga left to go do the knock yourself out bit, huh?
Little X came a-calling.
Got you right out of Canada U.
Is there a Canada U?
It is not called Canada U.
I'm just going to let it ride.
I'm just going to let it ride.
Bergen School, Canada.
What was the name of your school?
It was called, it's York University.
You got something to say?
No.
Okay.
It's a real university.
Why'd you leave?
She got popping.
The U.S. came a-calling.
All of the above.
USD.
All of the above.
I gave myself three months.
I was just like, okay.
You only went to three months? No, no, no, no no i gave myself three months here oh here yes here i gave
myself three months here i was like if nothing pops off then i go back to my life in canada
i'm gonna finish school and that's gonna be it
it's snowballed like a motherfucker from the minute I touched down I was popping like never
look back fuck that school never look back fuck education no you know it's funny it's like I found
New York I don't know I don't think anything is funny about dropping out of college, but what?
Coincidental.
I was applying to go back to school right before I ended up
joining the team.
So you go to school now?
No, I am.
I am.
It's still very much
a priority of mine,
but it's just I was applying
in California.
That thing is so smooth.
Yo.
Hey.
All right.
Let's roll with your man.
Wake this up.
Let's roll with your man.
Wake this up.
Y'all a little too smooth.
Sit it up.
Hold up, boys.
That was smooth.
But I'm here.
Just because Flip ain't here, don't try it.
Try what?
That nigga said, you can go.
You can go like now.
Don't do that, Ish.
She didn't go to school to be here with us.
Don't ship her back to Ish York.
Don't ship her back to Ish York, yo.
There's 77 schools in New York and Missouri.
No, but for real, if we are preventing you from learning.
No, no, no.
It has nothing to do with that.
It just has to do with geography.
I was applying in California.
So now that that's not, I'm no longer living there. No, it has nothing to do with that. It just has to do with geography. I was applying in California.
So now that that's not, I'm no longer living there.
I'm going to reapply. I wouldn't be able to sleep at night.
Shut up.
If we were putting stuff.
No.
We were stunting you, girl.
No, you're not at all.
We were stunting your girl?
No.
No, I've started to do my recognizance on which school I want to go to out here.
Do a little internet shit.
What's the shit called?
You search more for a car than you did for school.
Oh, shit.
You know what?
You can probably get the school video.
Narrative Nancy, shut the fuck up.
You can do a school skit.
You can shoot the Little Romeo video.
You can shoot one of them commercials.
Oh, because the school didn't give you an ad.
I see DC.
You know what?
If the school did ads, maybe you would.
Get off my motherfucking dick, okay?
I'm Melissa Foran
and I'm at Apex Tech.
If they give you some ad money
and put you in the catalog,
you're going to be right there.
Mel, pop up on the TV.
You sitting on the couch
wasting all day.
All these hours in a day.
Come to school.
Come to NYU.
There you go.
I swear to God, I'll do it.
I bet you will.
I swear to God, I'll do it.
You should do College Hill.
Funny that you, hey, hey, BET, College Hill, hey.
Begging, begging, begging.
Baby, she begging, baby, she begging, begging, baby.
Baby, she begging.
Damn, that cup get to rattling fast, ain't it?
She'll look right at the camera, too.
Fuck out of here.
She did look at the camera.
That's funny.
I did.
TGT is back. Oh, I'm sorry.
Make some noise.
Make some noise.
Now. You did that shit? The narcissist
in me. I think you did.
The narcissist in me.
Oh, man. Says that.
They saw the app. You played a part.
This was me. I did it.
Joe did that. So hopefully
y'all won't have to go through that oh man this has
been years of texts phone calls fucking stressing these guys out individually and as a collective
except for genuine but I've been harassing Tank and Tyrese are you serious yeah yeah am I serious
about what really you've been like having conversations and Tyrese for years. Are you serious? Yeah, yeah. Am I serious about what? Really?
You've been having conversations with both of them about getting back together?
Yeah.
I have been having these conversations for years.
Okay.
You ain't seen when he sat on the couch?
No, I saw that.
I saw that.
I saw.
Mel, I'm the R&B whisperer.
No, honestly.
She laughed at you when you said that.
I'm the... Yeah, she needed to go to school. That's what she needed to do. whisperer. No, honestly. She laughed at you when you said that.
Yeah, she needed to go to school.
That's what she needed to do. You got that degree, then you would know.
So yes, Mel, I do feel
partly responsible
for this.
They put a video out
with the three of them.
Tank gave a long speech.
Genuine gave hugs to everybody.
Yo, Tank has to stop, my nigga.
Tank has to stop what?
Nigga's shooing off.
That nigga gave a speech with a fucking 12-pack,
sitting there with his shirt off,
looking like fucking Incredible Hulk.
That's hate.
That's hate.
Yeah, word, big hate.
I know.
I mean, you got the Peloton, my nigga.
Just get on it.
A Peloton don't do what that nigga has.
And you dropped out of school and still ain't get your body right.
Nigga got a Peloton, dropped out of that.
You know what I mean?
Dropped out of Peloton school.
Nigga standing there, nah, I really love these guys.
Nigga breathe.
Your fucking abs ain't going.
Stomach ain't going up and down like, yo.
Ish, what do you think happens when people dedicate a certain amount of hours
to their craft?
It's a joke, yo.
Not really, though.
It is, though.
Not really.
He wanted that.
Not really.
There's a few parts in the road
where you bring up niggas
with nice bodies, yo.
It's a joke, like I said.
So you don't want a nice body?
I don't need that.
Oh, shit.
I mean, look.
Especially now that Skims
is available for men.
All you gotta do is go get you a father. You heard him, right? I heard him. He's smart, look. Especially now that Skims is available for men. All you got to do is go get you a Faja.
You heard him, right?
I heard him.
He's smart, though.
I don't need that.
That's not what I asked.
He didn't ask for that.
That's not what I asked.
Would I like a better physique?
Yeah, I think it's nicer.
It's more healthy.
We got it.
That's what we're talking about.
All right, move it.
You got it, big dog.
You know what I'm saying?
Can you touch your toes?
That's a little invasive.
You can't ask nobody that. Why she can't ask that? If I ask, can you touch your toes, then's a little invasive. You can't ask nobody that.
Why she can't ask that?
If I ask you can you touch your toes, then what?
Yes, I can.
She can touch her toes.
Yes, I can.
How do you know she can touch?
I'm learning to be a Pilates instructor.
I'm flexible as fuck.
Go back to school.
Fuck Pilates.
Oh, shit.
Drop out on drop out, B.
And, Mel, to answer you, I'm assuming that he can't touch his toes.
I don't think he can.
Probably don't.
Yeah, I don't think he can.
I don't think that many niggas in here
can touch their toes.
I can touch my toes.
I can touch my toes.
I think it's only you that can.
You think?
I do think.
Let's do a demonstration.
I love it.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on.
Please.
If you're listening at home,
we're now doing the Touch Your Toes challenge. Come on, go ahead. I're listening at home, we're now
doing the Touch Your Toes challenge.
Come on, go ahead.
I can't.
Fingertips are hands flat.
Then why the hell was you standing up?
Flat hands.
You just did it, right?
Flat hands, flat hands.
Hey, man, I'm 6'2".
Get your 5-foot ass out of here, flat hands on the ground.
Flat hands is a lot.
Flat hands is a lot.
You didn't say that at first.
And I just touched my toes.
Your go.
Are your long arms under law?
Get your Jabba ran ass out here.
You got your long arms.
Everybody can do that.
Everybody cannot do that. That was good, though.
That was nice.
I did give a little bit.
You did.
But I did it.
All right.
Why are you looking at me? All right. Well, listen. They're listening at home. They're a little bit. You did. But I did it. All right.
Why you looking at me?
All right.
Well, listen, they're listening at home.
They're listening at home.
You can get up and try it.
You ain't before for the 11 anyway.
Oh, god.
All right.
Come on, move right.
Listen, TGT, I couldn't be happier.
In that clip, though, I think we got some information
as to why they broke up that I didn't know about.
We definitely did.
What was it?
They made Tyrese swear on record.
Publicly say that he was
going to split the spanky.
Yeah, he was going to split the,
split the,
got me about to say spanky.
Split the money three ways
down the middle.
Evenly.
Evenly.
I always thought that
that was the problem though,
was the money and,
yeah, and that Tyrese thought
that he was the biggest one
out of the group
and deserved the lion's share of the money.
That was what I always thought.
Can I ask a question? Well, he changed his mind.
Okay.
Is that admissible in court?
No. Okay.
But they got...
Them niggas is 20, 30 years
in the music business. I'm sure the new contractual
shit will reflect that
equal third split.
I think Tyrese means it.
Me too.
I do think that he means this.
I don't think he was just
bullshitting for the camera.
I don't think so.
And I was real ecstatic about it
until his ex-wife popped up
and started stressing him out
trying to get him to change his mind.
She needed to chill out.
Wait, change his mind about what?
She went on a podcast
and she discussed the fact that she regrets filing for divorce and
says that her friends were in her ear leading her down the wrong road.
You gonna take credit for this too?
Hey, champ.
No.
Hey, champ.
I'm not taking credit for this.
I messed up, champ.
Take me back.
Oh, shit.
This is paint on this grass.
This shit
This shit ain't really green over here
Grass don't be green
On that other side nigga
And then Tyrese made a response video
Oh I didn't see that
It was like
You can't play with black tie
Black tie
Black tie
Black tie
Right now that's his name
Yeah
Yeah
Or Martin Luther
Or Martin Luther King
Correct
You can't play with any of them
Yeah
But he was pissed Anyway he was pissed The video was like 10 minutes long He responded He said Or Martin Luther. Or Martin Luther King. Correct. He can't play with any of them. Yeah.
But he was pissed.
Anyway, he was pissed.
The video was like 10 minutes long.
He responded.
He said, I am with.
And he said his girl now.
His girl's name now.
He said that a few different times.
Women don't never think about that.
Well, maybe they do.
Like, you're going on camera.
That might be what inspired it a little something. You're going on the internet talking about, I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have left you. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
Like, you don't think
about the spot that you put in his current
significant other in?
I don't think she gave a fuck.
This is going for the throat.
That might be why she did it.
Not just that.
She better not fuck up this TGT rollout. I know that.
I've been waiting way
too long.
We gonna talk like niggas or we gonna talk like niggas?
I was gonna say, if you just...
I just wanna know.
We gonna talk like niggas or we gonna be podcasters?
I always wanna talk like niggas.
I always wanna talk like niggas.
All right, we gonna talk like niggas.
All right, give it a shot.
Well, look.
Okay.
Okay.
Ain't been too many R&B albums that have come out and eclipsed this since this came out.
Before they get into the hook, we'll toss it back to Ice so I can hear, but these three niggas is too great together.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie. If we fucking, then I could somehow find an Apple TV and put it on Joseph Station and it's come on. Oh, man.
Powerful.
It goes.
Oh, my God.
Them niggas is nice.
I ain't going to lie to you.
All right.
All right. What you were saying?
No, I was just trying to find out what we were talking about.
Oh, we're going to be real.
Okay.
Stop, son.
Oh, my God.
The suspense is eating me up.
My fault, but niggas will move the new shorty out the way if the one he in love with or been in love, really love like that, come back around.
And make such a public declaration for that love.
And admits that she was wrong.
Yeah, that's all I was waiting for.
Puts her ego to the side.
Yeah, you was here because I wanted to be there, but I couldn't be there.
And I found you, and we have something really great. Now to be there, but I couldn't be there. And I found you.
And we have something really great.
Now that being said, you usually regret the double back.
Of course.
That's true.
But I knew shorty was going to start chewing a little, pissing you off.
I totally am.
I don't like the way you tie your sneakers.
You know what I'm saying?
You're starting to aggravate me.
Yeah, but then you go back to the old one and all that shit pisses you off too.
And you realize why she's the old one.
I get it.
Yeah, but in certain instances, I'm trying to take it off of Tyrese.
In certain instances.
Well, I think what you just said takes it off Tyrese.
Yeah, absolutely.
Because I don't think this example is just for him.
I want to respond to what Parks was saying, though.
When you wasn't the one who wanted this to end.
True.
She did.
Yeah, no.
I've been there too.
So it ain't like all the shit that I get back with you,
now I don't like again.
I didn't like.
There was nothing I didn't like.
I didn't want you to leave.
You left.
I wanted you back.
Yeah, but sometimes you just want them back.
Because they left your ass.
Because they left your ass.
And then you get back and you're like,
oh, I didn't really want this back.
I'm just going to say,
the new shorty don't start looking the same
when the old shorty declares that she wants you back.
She looks a little dusty?
Little pig finish.
Little pig finish.
But I did hear Tyrese's ex-wife
And what she said
And she talked about how
She had the wrong circle
The wrong tribe
Around her
Feeding her shitty information
She said she
Was on the phone
With her attorney
When she was just
Balling and in tears
And distraught
And emotional
And she said
That's definitely the wrong person
I should have been on the phone with
I mean
Well because they had an incentive obviously okay and your girlfriends be broke
and your girlfriends be single and they got an incentive too whoa whoa whoa hold on one second
here they don't want to see you riding around whoa whoa whoa whoa nope don't do that don't do the
single girl thing that is such that is such a misnomer okay that like It is. I said okay. I am single girlfriend.
You win.
No, I'm just saying.
I am single girlfriend
and I don't go
and tell my girlfriends,
oh, you got to dump him.
You got to do this
because I want you
to be miserable like me.
No.
No.
Y'all don't.
Well, I'm not going to talk.
No, no, no.
One question.
Hold on.
You don't try to save her.
I'm not trying to save her.
One question.
I am not.
I'm doing the opposite
of saving her. I'm going to take everything you. I am not. I'm doing the opposite of saving her.
I'm going to take everything you said as the truth.
Could you be an anomaly?
Yes.
And it could be a lot of other single girlfriends to do the exact same thing that we're speaking about, right?
Could that be true?
Yes.
And be clear.
Sometimes they're not outwardly saying you should.
They just try to make their life look like it's mad fun and lit.
You're missing out.
You're missing out on this shit over here.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'll be the first one to be like,
do not fucking get divorced.
This shit is awful.
I would also like to refer you, Miss Ford,
to an earlier episode of this podcast we did.
He loves this shit.
Well, go ahead.
Who loves it more, me or Ish?
Yo, don't put me over here.
Yo, what's wrong with you?
I keep...
And pause, right? No, I'm talking? Yo, don't put me over. Yo, what's wrong with you? I keep. And pause, right?
No, I'm talking about bringing up, referring to old podcast.
I think that's Ish's back.
My memory is not even good enough to really play this game.
Oh, but because that, and that's what makes it.
My memory is not good enough to play this game.
It's extra juicy when you think you remembered something.
Mel, because I love and care about you.
So sometimes when you say shit, I listen intensely to try to hear.
you so sometimes when you say shit i listen intensely to try to hear you had an earlier podcast episode where you said your home girl was in such and such relationship and you couldn't
understand why she kept trying to be with this man or why she kept trying to fight for him when
he was a piece he did x my no no no you as the friend was telling her i love it it's time to go
don't be stupid.
I love this. You did literally all of the things that we're talking about right here.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, I care if you're going to talk over me.
Go ahead.
No, because I know what you're saying.
You're basically saying.
Does anybody remember that episode?
I do.
Hold on one second here.
But do you guys remember why I was saying it?
It wasn't because I was saying he was a piece of shit.
It was because I was saying she was a piece of shit. It was because I was saying she was a piece of shit
to him.
I said,
it is very uncomfortable
for us to be around you
when you emasculate him,
when you speak to him
like he's garbage.
Do not marry this man
because to me,
she was not worthy of him.
The way she treated him
was fucked up.
And it was like,
and we as your friends,
we're not cheerleading you
when you do this.
This is fucking gross
maybe I forgot that part
maybe I forgot that part
you half remembered it
and then you put
some special sauce on it
I accept that to the record
and I love special sauce paws
I'm just saying
like not
you know
we're not saying
that all women do that
you're not a monolith
okay
that's right
I am
we're not a monolith
why does she think
that they're a monolith
I don't know I don't think that we're a monolith. Okay. That's true. That's right. I am. We are not a monolith. Why does she think that they are monolith?
I don't know.
I don't think that we're a monolith.
Don't tell me shit. But there are a lot of women that the single...
Mental.
Well, mental.
We'll say mental.
We'll say mental.
Just miserable people don't necessarily want to see you happy living your best life.
Yeah.
Because it's a reflection of a mirror that you're putting up to their face that they
live in a shitty life.
Y'all tell me about the relationship you were in where you were madly in love with somebody and then they did something that totally changed your view and perception of them.
And you can never look at them the same again after that.
Has that ever happened to any of you?
See, because this conversation we're talking about, for me, it don't apply to Tyrese because it really do sound like, and he and sat and talked to it do sound like he's tight about whatever she did like he's really really
tight about it he keeps saying the way you presented yourself and who you are two different
things uh you seem to now be on some money grab shit money hunt shit you're now trying to be a
celebrity life coach your focus is seem to be a celebrity life coach. Your focus is seeming to be
social media followers
and just things
that didn't matter
when we met.
He seemed like,
and I'm not speaking for him,
but he seemed like
he's done done.
Tell me about
when y'all was done done
and your perception changed
because it's something
that your significant other did.
Well, you know.
And let's do it fast.
You personally know, man.
She took your doors.
Yeah. All of them. No, I just had somebody well you know and let's do it fast you personally know mine she took your doors yeah
all of them
no I just had somebody
that I was in a relationship with
we did business together
and
the moves that she made
once we broke up
on the business side
were terrible
morally
and so I just
could never look at you
the same
like
and my mother got involved
like it was part you know what I'm saying like it was some damaging shit that she did to my mom etc etc and I was just like yo And so I just could never look at you the same. And my mother got involved.
Like, it was part, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it was some damaging shit that she did to my mom, et cetera, et cetera.
And I was just like, yo, if you would do that, because it's do's and don'ts.
If you would do some shit like that, then we never going to be there no more.
I found a tape of him fucking another woman.
That's all?
That's it?
Oh, my God. Okay. Word? That's it? Oh my God.
Okay.
Word?
Just asking.
Don't look at me.
We thought you had some heavy shit.
Yeah.
You guys are sick fucks.
That's not,
that's not heavy shit.
Finding,
finding tapes
of your,
of your,
of your fiance
having sex with other women.
It's a feather.
Please.
Really?
During your relationship.
And lying about who it was.
He didn't tell the truth?
That is crazy.
He's supposed to tell you it was Jenna?
No.
He's supposed to tell you it was Sharon?
Putting my health at risk at the same time.
Oh, fuck that one.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm sick of that one.
Fucking dusty bitches with no condoms and then coming to me?
Yo, I just want to say, ladies out there, it's over for that one.
I'm so tired of that one.
If I cheated and fucked Shorty raw, let's have the real talk.
Don't insert, you put my health at risk, even if it's true.
Because that ain't the real talk.
Oh, my God.
That's not the real talk.
It was a significant part of it.
Stop it.
That's not the real talk.
You put my health at risk.
That's why you watch the video, huh?
I disagree.
I'm rocking with Mel on that.
Thank you.
Good.
She need all the support she can get.
That is what...
Parks, the health thing.
Oh, is she still begging? It's a thing? Come on! It's not can get. Parks, the health thing. Oh, does she still take it?
It's a thing?
Come on!
It's not a thing.
You guys are fucking gross.
Y'all think he used a little bit of discernment enough?
Yeah.
No, I don't think he used any discernment whatsoever.
The bitch was dusty as fuck.
All right, let me ask.
Wait, wait, wait.
Yes, yes, yes, I said it.
How long from when y'all first started fucking,
did y'all take the fuck wrong? She be trolling us, yo. Wait, what? When y'all first started fucking did y'all take the fucking wrong?
She be trolling on show.
Wait, what?
When y'all first
When you start fucking
with homeboys
how long did it take
for y'all to start fucking wrong?
Look at her.
Shut up.
It's a couple months.
Oh, so I'm definitely
going to get some raw pussy.
If it took you
a couple months
I'm his girl.
Fast forward to you know, our fianced.
That means nothing.
That means absolute.
Oh, my God.
You guys are sick of us.
And she lying, right?
That means nothing and she lying.
How is it?
What am I lying about?
How is he going to say it to me?
Come on.
I'll let it go.
She be coming up here trolling us.
And it works every time.
I'm not letting her go.
What, you guys think I'm lying about the two months?
I don't know.
Let me ask you something.
When he fucked Shorty Roy, I mean, cheated, how long, and when you found out, how long
after did you take your test and all your gyno shit?
It was almost immediate.
Did you have anything?
No.
So clearly he didn't use his test.
And your health wasn't at risk because you didn't use it.
And your health wasn't at risk, right?
Look.
And you still left him.
For the commenters.
What the fuck I did?
Because they group us together all the time.
They group me and Joe together and the guys, the guys all the time.
I'm standing with Mel on this one.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
I'm standing with Mel.
After you was coughing saying liar and cat.
It is cool.
Pander away. Pander away.
No.
Pander away.
I'm off of this.
I'm off of this.
I'm not on mail.
I'm not on mail.
I be in the Sunday talk spaces
they be pressing me about mail.
I'm not on mail.
Okay, what happened?
Ice, what's yours?
It was a violation of trust
and that led...
Don't cry.
Wait, wait, stop.
Slow down.
Relax.
Disrespect cannot be tolerated.
Violation of trust, but it was really a disrespect of my mom.
Whoa.
I don't play that.
Whoa.
Who is dumb enough to do that?
Once that line is crossed, it's...
Who's dumb enough to do that?
And we'll justify that shit.
There is no justification.
No, I'm saying people will justify it.
There's no justification.
Yeesh.
Niggas say some bullshit.
Yo, I only did it because.
Oh, that don't even count to me.
That's like,
you do that.
Yeah.
That's automatic.
Yeah, no,
moms is off limits.
Barks?
One I can think of is
she started hanging around
mutual friends, like dudes.
She thought they were platonic.
And I'm like, yo, I know these dudes.
They want to fuck you.
She's like, nah, no way, no way.
She slipped and fell?
No, she didn't slip and fall.
She didn't do nothing, but.
That you know of.
No, I don't think she did.
I don't think she did.
But it just got to the point where I started learning that they were in love with her.
It was like, you have to stop hanging out with these dudes.
She chose them over you.
Sort of.
She felt like I was trying to police her friendships or some bullshit.
I'm like, dog, all right.
Think she slipped and fell.
She didn't slip and fall.
That's my knowledge.
Maybe after.
Well, no, because the dudes, respectfully.
Not on.
They not piggity?
If she slipped and fell, that's a bad fall.
A lot of motherfuckers like falling in the mud.
That was a bad fall.
Yeah, I'm with you guys.
It's a violation of trust.
Not the lie, but I need to know the process behind,
your thought process behind the lie,
why you felt like you need to lie,
and the severity of the lie.
Like, how big is this lie?
Like, what are we doing here?
Yes-ish?
No, that's not fair.
Why is it not fair?
Because, I don't want to pander.
I'm not pandering.
This is my real thoughts.
I'm not pandering.
Because Mel says, yo, basically,
when you find a videotape of the dude fucking a chick raw,
that's a violation of trust and you lying.
Yes.
I'm not agreeing with Mel for leaving for the cheat.
How are you relating that to what I'm saying?
Because all of those things that were your catalyst for leaving a relationship and being completely done, they are applicable to Mel.
It's deception.
Yes.
No. It is.
Yes.
It is a violation of trust.
Everything in what I'm saying, if I can be allowed to speak about what I'm saying,
I know it's tough to shut the fuck up.
Everything I'm saying speaks to the degree.
Mel's boundary and my boundary ain't going to be the same.
I can find a tape of my partner fucking,
and that won't be the breaking point for me.
For you though.
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I was only talking about me.
I know, I'm saying that.
But the reasons that you gave
were her same reasons.
It just might be
a different example.
What are y'all talking about?
Why do y'all keep putting
my shit to her shit?
No, no, no.
Because of how we reacted
to her shit.
We're like, that's it?
But that's her boundary.
I'm gonna always clown her.
I don't care about what y'all are saying.
Why are y'all trying to serious out us clowning Mel?
We not.
Then shut the fuck up.
We not.
We having a conversation.
One and two, everybody's level of tolerance
will be different.
Absolutely.
I don't care if everybody's speaking about the same thing.
The breaking points are going to be different.
I'm laughing at Mel's breaking point.
Because I, and how I view the act of sex,
is very different.
That's not enough
to make me turn
from someone that
checks all my boxes
I wouldn't give a fuck
if that person
they fucked
is standing in front of me
that's what I was
laughing at with Mel
that's true
not to say that
that shouldn't be
her breaking point
don't do that
so speaking of
breaking point
there was
he didn't check off
all boxes
I don't care
I didn't ask I didn't care okay so Ty's probably this
ain't gonna work her campaign to try to win him back. I know, man. We got TGT
back. I don't give a fuck what she talking
about.
That might have helped us get TGT back.
Yo, dog, do y'all know they recently just
celebrated the 10-year anniversary of TGT?
Wow. If you wanted
to feel old.
Don't feel like it's been
10 years, right? It does not. It doesn't.
Exactly. I can't wait for that project. Yo, right? It does not. It doesn't. Exactly.
I can't wait for that project.
Yeah, we getting over it. Yo, salute to y'all for getting back together.
Tyrese, shout to you for doing the right thing, man.
I mean, I don't know if that's the right thing.
Can y'all speak to that one?
What?
If you're Tyrese, what do you do?
Take that.
It depends on how bad I want to put this album out.
And you do the splits.
If I want to do it, yeah.
Yeah, that's it.
I think it's the right thing.
It depends on how bad I want this to succeed.
If this is my goal, I want to get this album out,
I want to work with my brothers again,
then yeah, I'll take that.
I think in a true group dynamic,
it's easier to just go as close to 50-50 or thirds
or whatever and ignore the reality that
you should be. Yeah, exactly. You should
maybe be getting more, but you got to eat that shit.
I mean, hurting.
I'm saying from him to say, I'll take a
small of a cut, I'm not hurting.
It just avoids the headache. That's what I'm saying.
It's like when Steve and I came here
and was like, yo, for me to take
two million less so that these
people right here is cool, I'll take it.
I get it.
Well, congratulations.
I can't wait for the project. Shout out to
those three brothers, man. I'm excited about it.
Let's keep it on Super
Groups.
Oh, God.
What's up, man?
Yeah, we're here.
Y'all are here. Come on, get your shit on.
Just Blaze went to his old iPod and found Glasshouse.
He dropping it.
He put a couple out.
He put two out.
They were together, right?
Yeah, they were.
Yeah, on album.
For the people that don't know what Glasshouse is.
Slaughterhouse's final album that was unreleased, produced by Just Blaze,
produced by Justice League,
A-Rab, Ill Mind.
I meant to call Just Blaze.
Oh, you didn't talk to him?
No, I didn't speak to Just Blaze.
Oh, he just did that for real?
Yes, he just did that shit.
Got people hitting my phone
talking about,
is this a rollout?
No, nigga.
He's right.
I have never hit Just Blaze.
I haven't spoke to him about it.
I've never heard those versions of those records.
Only Just Blaze has those.
That's not true.
I got them same versions.
He still don't know how I got them.
That's the funny thing.
He's Just Blaze.
I still have the album.
You have the record.
I don't see the point.
I don't understand the point of him doing that.
Honestly.
Like if I'm going to speak honestly for a second,
I don't know why he did that. I would have been
totally against that.
Really? Why?
He used to be the king of Lincoln shit.
That's not where we are right now.
That's not where you are.
That's not where I am right now.
I know. That's not where I am right now.
No.
What does that do, though. You know how many.
What does that do though?
You know how many times I had my lawyer reach out to squash somebody trying to put out old Joe Budden vocals.
I'm not saying that's just.
But in my retirement, I'm true to form.
I don't want to hear none of that old Joe Budden shit.
I don't.
Really?
I don't. I don't want to hear none of that old Joe Budden shit. I don't. Really? I don't.
I don't.
If I want to hear Joe Budden in 2024, I would like it to be some new shit or just something else.
Not this old, archaic shit that wasn't coming out anyway.
That didn't come out back then.
Don't start putting it out now.
And what type of signal do that send to the other people?
You don't even know
the terms
that people is on.
I don't like nothing
about none of that shit.
Who owns that music?
I don't know
if anybody owns it.
I don't know
if it's ownable music.
I'm sure Shady
probably technically does
without knowing
any of the contract details.
I don't know
if that's true.
I don't even know
if they own it.
What do you say?
We bought out. Oh, okay. And we might have bought out with true. I don't even know if they own it. What do you say... Because we bought out.
Oh, okay. And we might have bought out with our shit,
with the rights to our shit. Gotcha.
Let me ask you... I don't like that at all. I thought that was whack. I ain't gonna lie.
What do you say to the...
I'm not talking about the business side of it.
What do you say to the diehard
fan who... I saw
people... That shit was Christmas to them.
They've heard whispers
of particularly that
Joel verse they've heard snippets
of the second record
the Keep Talking record and
that was literally like oh my god
we finally got we've been dying to
hear something off of this album
that
how long it's been what 10 years damn near
yeah shit yeah 10 years since we recorded Yeah, shit, yeah, 10 years.
Since we recorded.
So what do you say to that person?
Like you said you don't want to hear no new Joe Button shit.
I'm just saying, what do you say to that fan though?
I'm down to lose my relatability clause.
I don't give a fuck about that fan.
Fuck that fan.
I do not give a fuck about that fan.
I'm just asking.
Good for them.
What the fuck that got to do with me?
That shit should not be out.
Did it age well?
Sounds good to me.
That's amazing.
I've been listening to it.
That's TBD.
Yeah, same.
I've been listening to it.
Same.
I've had it, so.
I just don't get why he would do that.
Well, he was talking about,
rest in peace, Mark the 45 King.
He said, I've been going through old shit
with Mark passing away.
I don't feel like we should be holding on to music.
Where's my phone?
I don't get mad.
So there's the cord.
It's right behind you.
Right behind you.
So, I mean, I guess he was on some fucking-
Liberate the music, man.
Liberate the music, man.
Life's too short, shit.
See, I'm only with that when the artists are still living.
I don't-
Well, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not mad at just doing that.
But when someone passes-
I think a phone call needs to be made prior to- Absolutely. I think the phone rang. I don't's what I'm saying. I'm not mad at just doing that. But when someone passes, I think a phone call needs to be made prior to.
Absolutely.
I think the phone ringing.
No, wait a second.
This nigga's stupid, yo.
Yeah.
Your call has been.
Yeah, I bet.
And Mel, your voicemail is canadian
like mr rogers because some weird shit happened with your voice but do you know that
no i didn't even know i had voicemail okay
when that comes on for you it's like good day mate we
she's not bad about the moment oh shit, shit. I got to check that.
I didn't know I had voicemail.
Talking about three months, I popped off immediately.
Change your voicemail then.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm going to talk to you guys later.
I hated it.
Really?
Hated it.
Everything about it.
Interesting.
I don't blame you, though.
If he would have called you first and told you.
He said he would have vehemently just said, no, no don't do it take take me off take me off i don't want nobody doing anything
with an old vocal of mine or with my likeness with anything just on their own uh on their own
what if you were involved in whatever uh release process there was like is there a world in which you would say,
okay, let me at least pick the shit
that I don't like on here and take it off?
Take me off.
Entirely?
Yes.
Damn, but I got this Lost Tape album
that I've been shopping
that I'm trying to sell of yours
with your old music.
Good for you.
Now you saying this,
they ain't gonna fuck,
like, you fucking up my business brand here, man.
Yeah, take me off.
I have a problem with that. Like, i have a problem with when you go you go so hard to fucking almost
distance yourself from a brand like y'all know how i felt when them niggas did that shit like i want
nothing hey you got it big dog i'm i'm i'm cool don't come uh i think i think slaughterhouse fans
have been through enough with people playing on their feelings their patience they're like enough is and let's sleep in dog's life
it's over 10 years niggas ain't rapping together no more joelle and crooker rapping together
i don't take another project take me and one of them beats was super hard yeah uh yeah take me
off all that shit i don't like it i don't like and i don't like that just blaze did that because if just if somebody did that to a
just blaze beat he would go crazy he would have he would have a fucking he would have it would
be conniption time you're not wrong shit i put uh stuck in the moment stuck in the moment was
a just blaze beat he was on the phone at 6 a.m talking about yeah what's going on that same
business acumen that he had hey assume that some other people got it too don't go putting no old
joe button fucking lyrics nowhere nigga that shit ain't that ain't all right it's not all right
i don't even like that verse
jack move yeah people just think they could do what the fuck they want to do around here
and then why did you do that i didn't it makes me I'm going on a rant now because y'all made me mad.
Nah, that's what I want to know.
Because why did you do that?
Why?
I still want to know the why behind that.
Like, are you trying to draw up some, like, what are you?
It looks weird.
I think it was some life too short.
The way the other tweets were framed, it sounded like life's too short to sit on the music.
But did he put anything else out?
No.
He got other shit in the talk.
He does. Just told me he got other shit in the tuck he does just told
me he got sound uh song cry too so like you you want to put some out put that out i don't know
what just angle is let me tell you one angle that i thought that's what i'm saying recent obviously
you know the whole drake conversation you know and your critique of the album, a lot of what was brought up was your talent and some people's opinion of it being lack thereof.
Maybe this was possibly like an angle?
No.
Because if you, there's an entire 20,
damn near 20 year discography out there.
If you want to bring up the talent,
it's right there.
I get that.
It's right there.
I get that, but this is music
that nobody's ever heard before, so.
It was never heard for a reason. Whatever that reason is, I. I get that, but this is music that nobody's ever heard before. It was never heard for a reason.
Whatever that reason is, I won't get into, but I got thoughts on even that part.
Yeah, no.
Uh-uh.
Whatever your opinion is on Joe Budden's skill set as a rapper, it's yours.
Keep it.
I'm not trying to coerce nobody.
I'm not trying to change nobody's mind.
I'm not in here trying to be in
top five conversations
yeah but I'm just saying let sleeping
dogs lie
it's over
motherfucker
I would be upset if I went out of my way
I didn't think about that part when you said
this Joe ain't that Joe
this Joe ain't that Joe
what you're basically doing is throwing me back in this pot.
And this Joe doesn't need that.
Not asking for it,
looking for it,
and nobody else.
It's not a sense of validation.
Nobody else should just do that
and take it upon themselves.
On a much smaller level,
I can relate to it.
I had an artist
that I did a song with
a million years ago
and never came out
and he wanted to release it.
I said,
okay,
but you got to send me the shit
and let me update it for today.
Like,
what if he spoke to somebody else do you think that's possible yo anything is possible i just don't care
anything is possible i don't care at all the time when i wanted some of them songs to come out
it was quiet we're going on 2024 now it's over
well at least
me
my
y'all can do
what y'all want
I'm almost sure
that Royce feels
the same way
without speaking to him
just because
frequencies
I don't have to speak
to him to know
how he feel
I'm almost sure
he feels like that
we gotta call
Judge Blaze
I need a Judge Blaze
phone call
any more topics you wanna get me mad about you got no luck sure he feels like that. We gotta call Just Blaze. I need a Just Blaze phone call.
Any more topics? You don't get me mad about it?
I don't.
You thought that was some big up shit. I hated that shit.
I just don't get putting it out
without speaking to nobody.
Anybody out
there with old Joe Button
vocals, it's over, yo.
It's just over. It's over.
We don't need to try and reinvent the wheel.
Put that over here on a new song.
If we put an old Just Blaze beat out
today,
forget it, man. What's up?
What else we got?
What Kim K did? What City Girl song?
Did y'all
hear Benny the Butcher's comments
on people
critiquing hip hop.
He was just saying, you know, enough with the critiques.
People just need to just enjoy the music.
No!
No!
Fuck what you talking about.
Was he saying this in response to criticism from his last drop?
No.
Just music in general.
He ain't even addressing criticism of his.
He was just speaking in general to fans of music and critics of music.
Honestly, what's happened, yo, since that Drake album,
critiques and critiques on critiques have been up.
I mean, it's always been a thing, but that one was really polarizing.
And then Drake's response to the critiques opened another conversation.
So I think,
I really think
he was speaking on that
because it's been a big thing
since that album
that people are just,
everybody got something to say
and he's just like,
yo, just enjoy the music.
Everything doesn't need a critique.
I disagree.
I completely disagree.
I couldn't disagree more with him.
You sound nuts.
Since the beginning of time,
like it or not,
as artists or creators,
art has been critiqued.
No matter what the format,
the genre,
the medium,
the release format,
that's kind of part of why we do shit,
honestly,
is good or bad,
let's see what people think about this shit.
Even podcasting,
that's in our form.
We don't do this up here to listen to it ourselves.
Otherwise, we never put it out.
Correct, that's true.
Yo, once y'all put it out,
it don't belong to you no more, yo.
That's it.
Artists, when you put the album out,
it belongs to us now.
It belongs to the fans and the consumers of music.
It's for them to do whatever the fuck
they feel like doing to the music.
See, that's kind of how I
feel as a paying customer.
Hey, if I bought this,
I can critique it.
If I went to go see this movie, I bought a ticket.
If I love the movie,
I can talk about it. If I don't, if I
hate the movie, I have that exact same
right to say, hey, I hate this
movie. I don't know why today's rappers
have made a movie.
That's the other thing they say, oh, people hate this movie. I don't know why today's rappers- I don't have to have made a movie. Why are they trying to move the goalposts?
That's the other thing.
They say, oh, people are critiquing things that you've never made.
So what?
So what?
I don't have to make it.
I know what I like and what I don't like.
Yeah.
That's it.
It's called being a connoisseur.
Not just that.
It's called being a consumer.
Niggas don't condemn the praise.
Right.
That's the thing.
Like, yo, you don't condemn the praise.
If you got a million niggas praising your shit you don't say
yo don't praise my shit
just enjoy it
you know what I mean
keep it to yourself
so when people are
giving you accolades
and praise for your
for your art
which you know
it's your art
it's dope
I hope you
but artists create art
to give to the world
correct
so when you give it
to the world
the entire world
may or may not
like your shit
that's just the truth
of the matter
and if I bought your shit like they tell us nigga i paid for patreon nigga i could say whatever the
fuck i want you can't say nothing to that it's a reason that there's a forum for people to leave
comments you can't say nothing to that whether you agree with them or you disagree with them
it's the same thing with art you don't say shit when a million niggas get on the thing and say
your shit slaps this is the best project since whatever whatever whatever you don't say shit when a million niggas get on a thing and say, yo, your shit slaps. This is the best project since.
Whatever, whatever, whatever. You don't say nothing.
So when that same fan critiques your shit,
you gotta shut up. That's my opinion.
I agree. I agree. If you don't
want your shit to be critiqued, don't put it out.
Keep it. That's it.
You mad, yo. I'm tight.
Knock it down.
I'm gonna take a break. I'm going to sit outside.
All right.
Got to play some shit to feel better now since Parks got me all pissed off.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
No, it's fucking too late now.
Fuck out of here.
Do it for the old folks.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
I was down south. What do you want me to do? No, you're right. I was down south. I you want me to do?
I was down south, I didn't know this was my auntie's jam.
They go crazy when they hear this.
I slept.
I slept.
They go crazy.
I know this is one of them things, but it's different when you...
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
This bullshit is hot when all your family is dancing to it. Hey!
This bullshit is hot when all your family is dancing to it.
What you say, Ish? What you say?
I was talking to a fella.
I know, we on the podcast.
Yeah, but it's Mike.
You fade to talk.
Mike in front of you.
What you say?
I think that he might have implied that it's nice when the thickies, you know, put that one on too. Yeah, there it's Mike. You pay to talk. Mike in front of you. What'd you say? I think that he might have implied that it's nice when the thickies put that one on, too.
Yeah.
Thank you.
Hey.
Wobble, too.
Well, the thickies were my cousins.
What do you say?
Of course they were.
I couldn't.
I said, or.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, but you was down south, though, so.
Yeah.
What Flip said.
That was fucked up.
That was fucked up.
Flip is on sick, too.
Don't do that to Flip.
Don't try to put Flip in no mess. Shout was fucked up. Flip is on sick too.
Don't do that to Flip.
Don't try to put Flip in no mess.
Shout out to Flip.
Hey!
That little hip,
that little hip start bopping.
Mel, you old enough
to get jiggy to that.
I don't know why
you sitting there still.
You don't know that song?
Why you squirting your face off? I do know that song. Line dancing's really not my thing. I don't know why you sitting there still. You don't know that song? Why are you scratching your face off?
I do know that song.
Line dancing's really not my thing.
We didn't say nothing about line dancing.
Word.
It is a form of.
Thank you.
Wait, what's a form of?
The wobble baby.
The wobble baby.
That's a line dance?
Yeah.
Electric slide.
Electric slide, cha-cha.
That's a line dance?
Yeah.
You're not a line dancer?
No, it's not really my thing.
She can't.
Really?
She can't what?
Canada. Canada. She's Canadian. Really? She can't what? Canada.
Oh, she's Canadian.
What are you talking about?
Oh, we can see that lack of rhythm.
Lowry's down there.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
Get in your.
That's true.
If Mel can't get jiggy when this come on, then I'm about to say something that the comments
be saying.
Nah, Mel, hold up.
They playing with you now.
The haters blow in the face like guns up.
Show them how it's done, man.
Wait, this?
She's unmoved.
This what she doing?
Mel ain't twisted a hip or none of that.
Popped a foot.
That's nothing.
You doing Pilates for what if you can't get up and do
a little?
I could dance on it.
I don't two-step.
Y'all looking at something like a shoe.
Dog, I danced last episode.
What are you talking about?
I always get up and dance.
Oh, I wasn't here for that.
I missed that.
That was trash.
That was trash.
That was trash, man.
That was trash.
All right.
They're pulling Dwight Howard out the closet again.
Oh, man.
Come on, let's get to it.
Shocker.
They're pulling Dwight Howard out of the closet.
Dwight Howard has revealed that he did, in fact,
meet up with the gentleman from Instagram
who told us that he met up with Dwight Howard
from an Instagram DM.
Dwight Howard is confirming that he did meet said gentleman,
but he's saying none of the sexual acts that were described transpired.
All right.
Okay.
We can know how that is sometimes when you meet him in person.
Yeah.
Keep going.
It's not hitting what you thought it was going to be hitting for.
You know what I mean?
You got cat.
You got.
Dude fish.
Fish fish.
You got dude fish.
You got dude fish.
Cock fish. Yeah fish Cock fish Cock fish
Alright
I see what you did there
Yeah like
What are you talking about Dwight
I'm not meeting some strange guy
Off of the gram
For what
Coffee
You all gonna share a beer
I was gonna share something else You got it bro No this is Instagram for what? Coffee. Y'all going to share a beer?
I was going to share something else.
You got it, bro.
No, this is, it's resulted in, I think, Dwight facing some charges.
Oh.
Yeah.
For what?
Well, per the exclusive, Dwight Howard is accused of assault, battery, intentional infliction of emotional distress, and false imprisonment.
Oh, you... So I feel like...
I don't know if you can say that.
I'm not sure that you can do that.
Not when dude is a victim.
Oh, you're doing the victim thing again, you do.
Oh, shit.
You don't fuck with victims.
Oh, hiccup narrative guy.
You don't fuck with victims.
Hiccup narrative guy.
Hiccup narrative guy. Don't touch it. You spun Hiccup narrative guy. Yeah, hiccup narrative guy.
Don't start this.
He spun that.
You spun that one fast.
Hey, we're right by the rim.
Yo, pause.
I see him at the pause.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Yo, oh, man.
Yeah.
I think that him admitting this is him trying to get in front of it because these accusations
are being made.
Yo.
Sorry. I don't know.
Or behind it.
Or behind it.
Or put it behind him.
Put it behind him.
Yeah, but definitely trying to get in front of the accusation
and let it be known that this was consensual.
Wobble, baby, wobble.
You see his big ass?
He wasn't wobbling, look at him.
You see his big ass up there like this.
Hey.
What if this came on when Dwight invited dude up in there?
Wait a minute.
Wobble, baby.
Wobble, baby.
Man, you're so trash.
What?
I think it's so trash that you ain't give us a little two-step to this.
I do.
I'm judging you for it.
You don't know how to do this dance?
I'm judging.
But we didn't ask for that dance. We asked for a little old mama two-step. Nah, shit. Why I'm judging you for it. You don't know how to do this dance? I'm judging. But we didn't ask for that dance.
We asked for a little
old mama two-step.
Nah, shit wack if you don't know
how to do the dance, man.
I feel very put on the spot right now.
That's cool.
I have gotten up and danced too.
Hmm?
Respect.
You ain't do it to that.
But I mean, it's cool.
I didn't.
It's not.
How do y'all feel about
people trying to constantly
pull Dwight Howard out the closet?
I think it's fucked up.
I'm going to laugh,
but it is fucked up.
It does seem fucked up.
It is fucked up.
You can't out him,
especially at seven foot one,
half a tall he is.
You can't out the guy.
Well, I'm not.
Why can't you out people?
My thing is this.
I think that,
no, no, no.
That's his business.
I think that when you kind of put yourself in those positions or predicaments, no pun intended, you kind of take it.
That was a pun intended.
It wasn't.
Yes, it was.
It was not.
Big pun.
You got to go back to school.
No, I'm just saying, like, I don't think it's necessarily outing him.
The person is outing their business.
No, he outing him.
He outing him. That's outing him. Yeah. No, he ain't outing him. He outing him. That's outing him.
Yeah.
We don't know
for sure, but
if it's not Dwight Howard and it's just random dude
across the street, do you think he...
So that's why it's outing him.
True. I stand corrected.
It seems fine.
And it's outing him because if I
fucked you and nobody knows that I fucked guys and you're the one that tells people, hey, he's fucking guys, that's outing.
Yeah.
I said I stand corrected.
Let me ask you guys a question.
Shoot.
Hi.
The fact that I'm sitting around such evolved men, maybe this will not apply.
Knock it off.
Knock it off, mama.
Okay, try to think like every man.
Does your perception of your sports heroes change should you find out that they're gay?
No.
No.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't care about that.
No, get out, yo.
You tried it. No. You tried, yo. You tried it.
No!
You did try it.
What if we just say yes?
Then what?
Then we're looked at like utter idiots and fools
by our viewing audience.
And then that's you putting us
not in the best position to win.
But if somebody wasn't smart enough
to have the right answer.
No, but I don't think that that's out of the realm of possibility for a lot of men.
I think that a lot of men would regard their heroes if they found out that they were homosexual or participated in homosexuality.
I think you're wrong.
This is one of my favorite things to do after watching Dateline is watch the old 80s and 90s NBA players and figure out who's gay and wasn't telling have you come to a conclusion about some I can do your list
but that would be outing people okay I give you a whole list of people that
100% were hiding the fact that they were gay in the league but that is outing you
know what we care about what I was specifically our sports heroes you know
are they winning us championships mm-hmm when they got when they're on our
favorite team are y'all getting the job done?
Hey, look how you just connected that for
a Knicks fan. Want me to tell you about what a lot
of people were screaming at Charles Smith when he missed
those playoffs? Oh, shit.
Because I can tell you, it wasn't all
basketball related. Okay, so question.
Okay, so question. So then why... Charles Smith.
So then why do athletes hide it?
Melissa Ford,
what are you trying to do right now? You... Why does athletes hide it? Melissa Ford, what are you trying to do right now?
Why does anybody hide it?
Why do people hide it, Melissa Ford?
I think that there's a perception of hyper-masculinity
as it relates to sports in particular.
I think it would also get awkward, potentially,
if you are in a locker room changing in such.
It's probably not a comfortable situation. But when you're at the gym and you're changing in the locker room changing in such, it's probably not a comfortable situation.
But when you're at the gym and you're changing in the locker room, what's the difference?
You don't know who the fuck, you know?
Melissa Ford, you gotta be good.
Come on, yo.
Come on.
Come on, yo.
Don't make me be the one to say it.
Are you serious right now?
It's an education for a woman.
Do it later.
I'm good.
Oh, I thought you were just going to tell me to it later. I'm good. Oh, I thought you were going to tell me to do it.
I'm good.
Okay, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine.
Salute.
Fine.
There you go.
What is the difference between straight men in a locker room changing in front of each other?
No.
A locker room where you don't know what somebody's sexual preferences are.
If y'all want to have we can have you can have it
you can't tell the difference in Oh! All the shorties in the club Let me see your chest Back it up
You can't tell the difference in how a man would behave in a locker room
not knowing the sexual preference of anyone in there
versus how they would act and feel if they knew that somebody in there were homosexual.
That gay guy that they did the whole Netflix doc on, he got to leave. What did he go to? Penn State? I forgot his name.
Was his name Sam or something?
Sam something.
He had a job for all of four days.
There was another football player, actually.
The Raiders.
I thought it was the Rams he went to.
I think the one you're talking about went to the Rams.
Rams.
Oh, then Sam went to the Rams.
Rams are the Chargers.
But there was another one. There's another one, too.
Yeah, there's another one.
Yeah, he's a linebacker,
I want to say.
Yeah, and he held that job
for five and a half weeks.
I'm exaggerating
or playing with the numbers,
but this could affect
not only your livelihood,
but your profession.
But if you guys as fans
don't care,
why should their teammates care?
Because us as fans, we only look at, we don't have to.
And fans do care.
We answer that question that way.
From our perspective.
But many fans.
That's true.
And that's what I was asking.
They care and they get people scream obscenities at them and just really foul.
Whatever foul there is to scream at somebody as an athlete, they've heard it.
Yeah, true.
Carl Nasset.
Carl Nasset.
If you could protect yourself
from somebody, I would.
True.
I remember going to,
Allen Iverson was in college.
I remember going
to Georgetown games
and they're like,
you fucking jailbird.
Go back to prison,
you fuck.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, people will say anything.
A thing just came out.
Weaponized. Right, two weeks ago, some texas players i think were in auburn and they were
dancing because they was whipping the ass and they was telling them yo go back to the projects
the fans are yelling go back to the projects go back to the fucking projects so anything that
somebody can use to um insult you or to hurt you from the opposing team. What the Boston Celtics used to be saying
in the old Boston Garden was worse than that.
So you would hide that, again, for your own sanity, maybe.
Listen, look no further than right here.
I got on the internet playing around one day,
and now every time there's a blog post about me
and the people want to say
something hateful they go right there you gay ass
don't he play for the other team
don't he like dick in it they get crazy
over there that is true
they just saying shit to try to be hurtful
yeah I could see how that would
not be the best experience
but Dwight Howard you can't invite these
niggas over while your kid is sleeping in the
other room on the late night and leave a paper trail.
You just can't.
You got to go about sucking dick in a different.
That is not how you.
That's not how you suck dick privately is what I'm saying.
And actually, I don't know how to suck dick private.
All right.
It's just a wild.
Oh, so you only know how to do it publicly.
Just a wild conversation to have only know How to do it publicly Oh shit Just a wild conversation
To have
Prayers to all
Prayers
Prayers to all
And stop sneaking around
Seven feet gay
Seven feet gay
Is different
That ain't the same gay
That's rarefied air
Up there
And
Cause you get on your knees
and be at somebody's neck still.
Yo.
Hey, bro.
What, you can't get on his knees
and be eye-level with nothing?
You got to get on all fours to do it.
Now you a dog.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
The visuals are crazy.
I'm sorry.
You know a nigga's favorite position?
You stand up, you bring Shorty to the edge of the bed.
If you seven feet, dog, what you doing?
She be way down here.
Yo, that's crazy.
I need to buy a mattress, too.
Shout out to Dwight Allen, man.
Go ahead.
Go ahead with your bandsaw.
Brian McKnight changed his name.
Oh?
Huh?
Oh?
Yes.
Brian McKnight changed his name. To the name of his newborn. Brian McKnight changed his name.
To the name of his newborn.
Brian McKnight, then?
Kind of.
It got some middle words in the middle.
Listen, he tried to get those kids that he didn't want,
that he don't want to change their name.
Right.
Because he didn't want his name to have nothing to do with them.
They want to hold on to the name and trash
the nigga. That's their right.
But the only way around that
is for me to change my name
to distance myself
from you fucking kids that I had
with the family that I don't want today.
Holy shit.
That's dedication. That's the
petty king right there. Oh, I went and found out about some of that
in my family.
What? Oh, man. as dedication that's the petty king right oh I went and found out about somebody had in my family and what I'm here it's not about my family but just from some of the families that was common back in the day no no no not
talking about the side kid but but to deny that kid.
I'm talking about to not even acknowledge
that that kid is a thing.
Yeah, that's true.
Niggas was foul back in the day.
You little internet keyboard warriors.
Wouldn't have seen a chance.
Y'all wouldn't have gotten none of this.
Nah.
Y'all wouldn't understand it.
They wouldn't.
They just denied it all.
The whole kid.
Kid be grown.
Nope.
Nope.
Looked just like you.
Same face. Looked just like you. Nah be grown. Nope. Look just like you. Look just like you. Same face.
Look just like you.
Never seen him.
Nope.
And I'm trying to get out of these arrears that they're talking about.
They're talking about back pay, retroactive arrears.
Stupid, yo.
They crack my father head open, boy, with that one.
I was too young to understand it with my little brother.
Really?
Yeah, man.
Add it up. Go ahead, add it Really? Add it up.
Add it up and pay it up.
No way around it.
I just opened my file the other
day to see when my child support stopped.
It's coming. When it stopped?
May. May. Should have stopped already.
Nah, he went to college.
He dropped out? I know, but I didn't call
and report it. I ain't snitching my baby
There you go
I ain't snitch
That's shady
Let me go ahead
And just pay a little bit of money
Let me protect my baby
But the date right there
In bold letters
May
Rich nigga talk
2024
Over
I was like
Let me go ahead
And let them get
A last little
Six months of this Go ahead and get that Go ahead I was gonna call and fight go ahead and let them get a last little six months of this.
Go ahead and get that.
Go ahead.
I was going to call and fight.
Oh, you know what?
Go ahead and live for six months.
Because this May, 23, my baby, 23.
I'm out of here.
Can you imagine that?
I made a 23-year-old.
These kids grow up and become shit.
Yeah.
Become their own person.
Yeah, with thoughts and ideas about things.
Yeah, go Brian McKnight, man.
Get away from the shit.
Brian McKnight.
We ain't coming here to really talk about Kirk Franklin's dad.
Y'all never came here to talk about the Savior Complex.
We got a few things that we just never got to.
I'll do the Kirk Franklin dad thing later.
I want to go, because that was deep.
That was deep. What else? What else what else what i'm gonna ask y'all um oh speaking of kids oh speaking of kids uh it was a big thing because michael irvin went on tv and
ratted out his kid yeah michael irvin's son is a rapper i don't know his name something took
took something find his name so we got you give him some credit here michael irvin's son is a
rapper michael irvin went on is a rapper michael irvin
went on tv saying i don't know what my son is rapping about in them songs he come from he come
from a nice home and a gated community tut tut tarantino tut tarantino uh i i heard some clips
of him dude is going he sounds good but he certainly is not rapping like I was a star wide receivers.
Like I was a multi multi-millionaire son that came from privilege and probably went to some of the best schools in the country.
And you know what?
I don't like that came from privilege thing.
I don't.
And they mentioned it now with this story.
Because you come from privilege don't mean that you can opt to that.
It depends on the subject matter of your shit.
This guy could have ran off and just opted to live a different life away from all this providing that Michael Irvin was doing.
One. Two, we don't know the status of their relationship.
We don't know how much about this young man Michael Irvin even knows about.
He was on TV sounding shocked at this.
Yeah, insert Michael Irvin saying, no, nigga, when you turned 15, you had a Benz from my pocket.
You didn't sell no Skag to get it.
You wasn't busting your gun.
You wasn't coming from the bottom, got it from the mud.
No, nigga, that was my mud on my jersey
that got you all that shit.
Even if that's true,
why is he going on television
to say that?
Because it makes you
as a parent now
from your peer group
look like,
damn, your son is on...
Nigga,
if you had a daughter...
Give me an example
of what you're saying.
I'm about to change it.
You're on your 900th example
of the episode.
So what?
Give it to me.
If you had a kid
and your kid is now talking about they had all of these hard life conditions that you bust your ass to not have them go through, it's almost insulting.
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
I would agree with that.
You also want hate on your kid if he's getting his shit off.
I don't agree with that.
You don't think that's insulting to you as a parent? It's insulting if the kid is running around
with this in his regular speech
and just talking and
telling people what is she saying.
Once it's in the music, it is art.
It is art.
So my son is trying to do
whatever he gotta do to get his art popping
and he could be lying. Most of these rappers
lie. Why are you gonna come
and uncover the lie
before I even get
my foot in the door?
But niggas are saying
R for sex life.
Ain't nobody even know
I was your kid.
Maybe I wasn't going
to tell nobody
I was your son.
Maybe I was trying
to go about...
Hey, Coily Ray said,
yo, any relation to my dad
kind of hindered me early on.
I was trying to carve
my own way.
Shit, my son came up here
and said, yo,
I'm trying to carve
my own way.
The kids be wanting
to carve their own way. Say what Denzel's son, he changed his whole, I'm trying to carve my own way. The kids be wanting to carve their own way.
Say what Denzel's son,
he changed his whole name.
Exactly.
Yeah, I don't agree
with Michael Irvin doing that.
I don't.
Even though he's
right in his message.
I don't agree with you
blowing the spot on your kid.
It depends on-
Your kid got a shot.
He sounds good.
I think it depends
on the subject matter
of your songs.
And you ain't no
regular fucking dad.
You on TV.
You're on TV
saying to millions
of people,
hey,
he's lying.
That ain't it.
Can we hear a clip?
I'll pull up something.
Because I think
that's the most
important piece
on whether I'm
going to agree with you
or not.
Why?
He's lying.
Why?
He's lying in the clip.
Don't be talking
about your soul
no drugs.
Don't be talking
about you had
this hard life.
I bust my ass
for you to not to have the hard life. I bust my ass for you
to not to have the hard life.
And you also gotta think about it
what generation
Michael Irving comes from
where rap lyrics
reflected an accurate reality.
That's what they say.
Whereas nowadays it doesn't.
Nowadays it doesn't happen.
And you ain't see it
from your window.
Here's a little whip work
from 2021.
Do it.
Do it, single out here. can't wait that's why i'll be lying when i'll be saying a really paid i've been getting money
since way back when i was a seventh grade serving i was trying to run me up some pants i was trying
to add up my told me he got a little stain on his career have you heard have you heard enough
he's saying i'm crazy he just said he said he was selling grams but but he could have. He could have been selling grams. Yeah, he could have. At private school.
Definitely.
Nigga, you saw power?
Mm-hmm.
That's what the region was doing.
Whip your fucking ass, nigga.
Dog, you don't have a regular dad.
Your dad is on the airwaves saying this shit.
And what bothers me about it,
not exactly my business.
So you care more about the father
saying he lying
than the son saying
I was selling grams?
Yes.
You fucking crazy.
Nigga, that's a reflection
on you saying you selling grams
is a reflection on me.
What if he sold grams?
Ish.
It's still a reflection on me?
Ish, let me tell you.
What if he sold grams
and that's his story?
Your opinion to me
is some 60s, 70s dad type shit.
Cool.
It is.
That's fine.
As somebody that was a kid rapping, I was lying in my raps.
All the rappers lie in their raps.
OK.
That was my right.
They don't really clap to it.
That's my right.
True.
That's my artistic freedom of speech right to lie in my music true as a way
to create not only uh an alter identity for myself but create the path for myself that i want to make
true he should be able to do those things without his famous best one of the best wide receiver ever head-ass dad
blowing up the spot.
Does he get to do that at your expense?
Huh?
Does he get to tell those lies at your expense?
Y'all say that?
The answer is yes.
He does get to tell those lies at his expense, one.
And two, how many people knew that this kid was Michael Irvin's son
before Michael Irvin went on and said his rap name?
Answer my question, please.
I don't know.
Yes.
I can't answer any.
A lot less than when he announced it.
Correct.
Right?
So now you putting that light on your son for people, for discovery.
Correct.
You are enabling discovery.
It's possible.
Correct.
So either you want it or you don't.
Why wouldn't you enable the discovery button to help not to hinder your kid?
But we could agree to disagree because I'm viewing it different.
The same way you saying him artistically gets to lie.
The parent can get up there and say, yo, he lying.
Fuck you talking about? It's the same thing.
You have a right to lie and i have a right
to say you lying but you're not what you're not working hand and you you can't do that you doing
that is not you working hand in hand to help your child pursue their dreams cool that you you doing
that is self-serving as a parent and you you doing that as a parent to protect nothing but you first
of all if you was that if you was that worried about the shit, if you—no, no, I'm going to take it back.
If you're that much of an upstanding dad, then these lies ain't about to penetrate or do no real damage to nothing.
Your kid is lying.
Niggas know that you've been rich his whole life.
Niggas got to use context clues.
Let your kid get their shit off in hip-hop.
The only reason why
I'm not as
I was on your side
For a minute
But
Like you said
Nobody knew this
Was his son
It ain't like
I'm sitting here saying
My parents wasn't shit
I did this that
Like you didn't do
None of that
From what I heard
I mean I'm pretty sure
He has other music
That wasn't that bad
That wasn't that bad
That wasn't that bad
Outside
Like he said
I sold grams He could have went to The best private school't that bad. Like he said, I sold grams. He could have
went to the best private school on the planet and
sold a couple grams. And sold grams. He could have
done that, bro. Everything else he said,
I had money since this age. I've been doing this.
All that's true, probably. All could be true.
I'm not mad at any of that. Again, contingent
upon the subject matter
of the raps, I stand
on one side of the fence or the other.
Depending on what the boy is discussing
and what he's talking about,
as a parent,
you don't want your kid
sitting up,
it's a reflection on you.
What are we talking about?
Hey, we saw Beans
had the verse on
Where Have You Been
off of the Dynasty album.
One of probably
best verses ever to me.
Easily one of his best verses.
That's what you're talking about
the food stamps was white?
Yeah. His relationship with his dad. His money daddy was white and his dad had a problem with
that and actually they ended up having a kid like yo it wasn't as bad as you made it seem to be now
that could be the way he took it but i'm just saying your your version or your story you are
allowed to say now if somebody with with um michael irving's, we don't even know that that's your son, so I'm not shitting on my dad.
I feel issues, parentate.
Listen, my mom, when she heard some of my verses early on, she had the same reaction, which was, why are you talking like you came from some poor shit?
Nigga, you say that now.
You say your mother says that now.
Today, you 40 years old
like nigga don't be acting like we was just thugging it nigga you went to some good schools
you live in some good neighborhoods no ish i totally understand your point i receive your
point all i'm i just think that how you feel as a parent has to take a back seat sometimes to how
you to the dream that your child wants to pursue and how they go about doing it.
Like sometimes that ain't the time for them to fucking come out and sing your story or talk about you the best or do anything that's comforting to you.
It's my turn now.
You had a whole life of fame and your job don't require you to say nothing about rap.
True. and your job don't require you to say nothing about rap.
True.
Your job does not require you to get on national television and start talking about your old ass perception of hip hop.
Now let's advance it though.
Do you think that this is bad?
Do you think him going on there and saying that shit is bad for his son's career?
Because I don't know what it is.
I don't know that it will be bad
because after the initial response a lot of people on the internet came to the son's defense uh
hey dog that was fucked up and you maybe you may not be as close listening to you on tv maybe you're
not as close to your son as you think you are and maybe there's some things you don't know about
yeah hey i don't like all of these things could be. I don't think it's bad like that because one,
that record wasn't bad.
Yeah, he got talent.
He sounded like he got talent.
That record wasn't bad.
Sound like he might
have made something of himself.
We know a lot of these niggas
is lying.
People don't care about the lie
as much as today
as they did years ago.
So if you could put some slaps out,
that other shit
don't really matter too much today.
You made your fucking millions already, dad.
You're still making them.
Good, but you're cemented.
My lie for me
is more valuable
than your truth.
You got it already.
Move out the fucking way now.
Move.
Don't talk about me.
So let me ask you a question.
Just, just, just,
we could,
right after this,
we could progress
the conversation.
So, Michael Irvin
is still taking on ad deals, taking on jobs, taking on whatever.
So now when you go in somebody's office and they start asking you about your quote-unquote drug dealer son
or your quote-unquote gangster son that's doing all these things and saying all these things in these raps,
now when they present that to you, we forget that Michael Irvin is a black man in America.
Now what do you say to that?
Don't nobody want to have those conversations.
And that's where you lost me.
Only because nobody brings that argument up.
He never said nothing.
And Michael Irvin is not the black man walking in offices that needs to be explained to people.
Michael Irvin is Michael Irvin.
The jobs that he get, he get it on the work that he has done.
He ain't getting it off nothing he got to say in the office.
If they ain't in the office, he walking with people who don't know who he is.
This don't apply to him.
We're not talking about that.
We're talking about how your son was reared.
You just said if my...
That's not coming up to Michael Irvin in no office.
I disagree.
All right, we can move forward.
We can agree to disagree.
Yeah, I don't think it is.
It ain't.
All right.
Michael Irvin is too accomplished for him to not get a job because of his son's rap no no i'm not buying it or lose one yeah i'm not i'm not today i'm not rolling
with that one um but salute and good luck good luck good luck to his son y'all know what it is
in hip-hop where you know you cut try to come across as you come from a certain background. Of course. And then we
find out that you didn't. That could be
career ending.
That's really why I have the take that I
have. Like, he sounds talented
so he'll be fine, but what if
he wasn't? Like, what if you just
stepped on some shit early? So you
don't think, stay there. I am.
Now to your point. So you don't think if
this boy's career took off
it was not going to be discovered that he's Michael Irvin's son yes of course it would cool
so now also that's going to now bring in was you really getting it like you said you was getting it
the question you're basically saying that the questions would be inevitable you just said yo
dog the authenticity your career could be over based on your lack of authenticity. So now once as you grow up in this career and you skyrocket,
Michael Irvin's son is climbing up the charts.
Pretending that issue's right,
in the event that it is inevitable,
do it when I'm established.
Let those questions come up
after I've gained a core audience and a fan base.
Don't do it when nobody in the world knows who the fuck I am
and I'm just trying to find my footing.
That's crazy to me.
That's fair.
Yeah, I get that.
Uh-oh, don't look now, you guys.
I see some gender war stuff going on.
And I just want to let y'all know that they tearing me up in the street.
They are holding me responsible in the J.B.T.V. X Sunday talks for how often we do gender wars, how they feel about the gender war shit.
Listen, they called me to carpet. I listen. Y'all have never heard Joe Budden introduce a topic specifically to gender war.
That's not my thing. But we get passionate up here sometimes.
And we have a list.
A list to do it.
Come on.
A list to do it.
A list will always make you argue.
We got a list.
So what's the list?
Come on.
What list is it?
Hey, hey, you've never heard this one before.
There is a list.
Of what?
Of places women absolutely refuse to go to on a first date.
And I'm gathering that little Duvall is the one who created this list because it's on his page.
We know that.
No, no, no.
Just read the list.
No, no.
Hold on.
Let me just preface it by saying this.
And thank you to the ladies who reached out to me to help me make this list.
And with it being on his page, that was the connection I made.
That cleans it up.
That's the only reason.
But I don't know if it was him.
That being said, Cheesecake Factory is number one on the list.
I'm just going to run through them.
Applebee's, Chili's, Chipotle.
Slow down.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
Applebee's has been a date.
Let's slow down.
Cheesecake Factory has been a date.
Cheesecake's been a date.
They're saying first date.
You can't go on a first date to these places. I've been to Cheesecake on a first date. I've been to Cheesecake's been a date. They're saying first date. You can't go on a first date to these places.
I've been a cheesecake on a first date.
I've been a cheesecake on a first date.
Keep going.
Okay.
What is this social media generation?
Two young fuzz to talk about.
We'll just do it.
We're going to do it anyway.
Applebee's.
Chili's.
Chipotle.
Olive Garden.
Really?
The movies.
The movies is a date. Come on, fam.
The movies is not a first date spot. Your house.
Yes, it is. No, it's not. I agree with Joe.
The movies is not a first date.
You can't talk. You can't get to know the person.
Second date, third date, yes. First date, no.
Now, you say, dinner and a movie,
yeah, maybe, but a movie?
The movie should not be your first date. The movie could be your first date today.
But one of our go-to's. Yeah, today, maybe.
One of our go-to's on there. Absolutely, today should be your first date. One of our go-to's on there? one of our go-tos. Yeah, today maybe. One of our go-tos is on there.
It could be your first date.
One of our go-tos is on there?
Oh, then they're wrong.
I know.
All right, but keep going.
Your house.
That's also a date.
It's not a good first date.
It's not a good first date at all.
That's not a good first date at all.
It's frightening.
If it's not a good date,
then you need to go to HomeGoods
and get your house together.
No, that ain't a good date.
No, meaning your house.
The guy's house.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I'm saying. That's been a first date before. Successful. That's the first date The guy's house. Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's what I'm saying.
That's been a first date before.
Successful.
That's the first date most of the time.
Nah.
Really?
It was.
Hell no.
It was.
Not today, but it was.
Hell no.
That has been a successful first date.
Oh, that is a hard fucking pass.
We got it, Judge Judy.
Keep going.
Okay.
Any fast food chain.
Duh.
Buffalo Wild Wings.
Wing Stop.
Red Lobster.
A buffet. Look at the lion. IHOP. Denny's. The gym. Buffalo Wild Wings Wingstop Red Lobster A Buffet
IHOP
Denny's
The Gym
That's weird
Church
Okay this is just somebody
Trying to get like social media
Church?
Come on
Yeah
Family Functions
Somewhere that requires
A long drive
Bowling
Bowling is a first date
Bowling is absolutely
A first date
What are you talking about?
Bowling and pool
Maybe the best Bowling pool comedy show Are the. What are you talking about? Bowling and pool.
Bowling, pool, comedy show are the three best first date spots for me.
Hookah bar.
Hookah bar.
What?
All right, you got it. They tripping.
They just trying to trigger us.
And I disagree with the long drive shit.
That shit is smooth.
Smooth.
Don't let her love a road trip.
That's fire.
Fire.
On a first date?
A bar for just drinks. I'm like, wait, what? That's the first date. That's first date shit. That's fire. I agree. On a first date? A bar for just drinks.
I'm like,
wait, what?
The first date.
That's first date shit.
Great first date.
Sporting events.
Yeah,
that's not my thing.
Again,
for me,
and let's put an asterisk
next to sporting events.
I'm going to tell you why,
but I know why
most of this shit
is on the list.
Again,
this is the social media generation.
You can't get no fire
IG pick off
at any of those.
That's what that shit is about.
Because you're listing a bunch of restaurants, but you're not listing...
Say less.
None of that type of shit.
Where they want to go to get their picture off.
That's all it says.
You get some fire pictures of the bulletin.
And if you had courtside seats, she's fine with that as a first date.
That is true. That's why it's that as a first date. That is true.
That's why it's an asterisk there.
That is very, very true.
That's what this is.
Well, depending on the seat she was on in the plane.
I have DVDs for sale as soon as you exit.
Stay right on the line.
Some of my greatest bits are indeed available on that DVD,
even some of tonight's.
34B.
Okay, so church.
I thought that was like.
That's a bad date.
That's a.
In what world is that ever?
How is bowling a bad date?
Oh, he triggered.
How is hookah?
No, no, no.
How is hookah a bad date?
Like some of the stuff that they're saying is stupid.
Those are places that you go, you sit down, you converse.
Because bowling and hookah are cheap.
Yeah, like a lot of shit was money based.
I'm telling you what this is.
And to be keeping a buck, we are in a privileged state where we can afford better shit than Cheesecake Factory, Applebee's, whatever the case may be.
But when you start going to other states, nigga, that's norm.
That's what they got.
Yeah, no, I'm booking me a reservation.
I just found out they got Maestro's in the city.
I did not know that.
What's Maestro's?
You didn't know they had Maestro's in the city?
Maestro's in New York?
What's Maestro's?
You serious?
It's a steakhouse.
I only go out there.
It's at like 51st and 6th Avenue?
Should have been there.
Say less.
Get it?
No, I'm booking me.
There's a few really nice New York restaurants.
A ton that just the rappers don't talk about.
Hundreds.
Check with me.
These rappers don't know how to eat good.
The rappers are waiting to be told the hot spot,
so they can go to the hot spot and tell everybody else about the hot spot.
They're waiting for their A&R to pull out the little credit card for the label
and get some Mr. Childs or some shit, some old school shit. Once the industry find out about something, they can't eat nowhere else for the label and get some Mr. Chow's and some shit. Some old school shit.
Once the industry
find out about something,
they can't eat nowhere else
for the next 30 years.
Exactly.
Until another new hot spot
come in.
Until another new hot spot.
Yeah.
Big Mel,
Mr. Chow's fixture.
Mm-hmm.
Did you see the doc,
Doc God?
Oh, Mr. Chow?
I didn't know there was one.
There is.
It's called
AKA Mr. Chow's
and I watched it.
She got you. Oh, you watched some real There is. It's called AKA Mr. Chow's, and I watched it. She got you.
You watched some real loser talk.
Now it's a loser talk.
Now it's a loser talk.
Can you wait to see it first?
He's lived a fascinating life.
He's been married like four or five times.
It's on HBO.
Well, sorry, Max.
Oh.
Max Duffy, you see?
You slipping, Joe.
You slipping.
I call Cap.
You call Cap. I'm calling Cap. Please, please. I'm calling Cap right now. Please, Ice, check it out. I'm saying? You slipping, Joe. You slipping. I call Cap. You call Cap.
I'm calling Cap.
Please, please.
I'm calling Cap right now.
Please, Ice, check it out.
I'm calling Cap.
Okay.
Okay.
That shit is not there.
That is not there.
On Max?
No.
No.
A.K.A.
Mr. Chow, HBO on Max.
And it's HBO.
Ooh.
And it's by HBO.
Smoke your boots.
You know what I mean?
So it's not on Max.
Yes.
HBO. Don't do that, yo. Don't do that. No, no. You can't semantic your way out of that one. I got HBO. Smoke your boots. You know what I mean? So it's not on Max. Yes. HBO.
Don't do that, yo.
Don't do that.
No, no, you can't semantically
get away out of that one.
I got him.
She got you.
She got me.
And it is fascinating.
It's a really good doc.
You know, HBO does it,
so I wouldn't put it past them.
Tells you the history
of the restaurant.
You've been on Mel Dick
this episode.
Meet up, nigga.
Oh, man.
They read a couple comments
and now you trying to be kind.
That's definitely not it
nigga they investigate
they be
shut up yo
nine months nigga
so I want to ask y'all a question
sure
nope
yeah I'm asking anyway
it's more of a business question
so
you know Caffeine and URL
was doing the battles over there
I noticed that there's a battle coming up on caffeine,
but it's not URL.
Okay.
It's a jazz and twerk.
So I want to get your thoughts on what it looked like,
especially ish,
what it looks like.
Caffeine actually bringing in the battle rap community and now doing their own battles.
Using URL to bring them in,
but now using their own battles.
Like making their own battles without them.
It looks smart.
You think that's smart?
What are you supposed to do?
No, it is smart.
It's definitely smart.
You disagree?
You think it's shady?
I think it's shady.
I mean, the two could be,
they could both be equally true.
Be true at the same time.
Yeah, yeah. Here come moral, man. No, it's shady I mean the two could be they could both be equally true yeah yeah
here come moral man
no it's like saying
yo
it's like saying
Spotify got Joe Button's
whole entire population
of fan base
to come over to Spotify
and now we drop Spotify
but we keep the fan base
I mean now we drop Joe Button
but we keep the fan base
it's what everybody is doing
there's no
there's no
yeah
the two could be
on the same boat but it's it could the two could be on the same boat.
It could be smart and shady
at the same time.
You use,
I mean,
you use URL
to bring the people over
and bring the fan base over
and now we learn
whatever we learn.
Now we're going to have
our own battles
being brought to you by
That's the part that I want
to highlight for people.
That part right there
that you just said.
Because it's a misconception.
It's a misconception out there that you just said because it's it's a misconception out it's a misconception out there
that when person or company is paid a large large lump sum like smack was paid from caffeine
it's it's a total it's total bs that you think they're paid for services rendered
it's not.
They pay for information.
No, that's it.
Audience.
Information.
But you get that.
But the services rendered
that you're negotiating so hard for,
that is not what this big check is for.
The big check is for us to see
how you're doing it.
Learn it.
Yeah, learn it.
Hell, we might even bring
some of y'all to work over here.
I've seen that happen quite a few times
see if we can sustain it
and do the same
and implement it
so that's what I was
going to ask
we only paying you
to show us how to do it
we don't plan on
paying you for too long
but we should be able
to do this
without you
after a year and a half
cool
so here
so
why I don't think
it's shady at all
shout out to Caffrey you know but um you're begging no I'm not begging Cool. So why I don't think it's shady at all.
Shots of caffeine, you know.
You're begging.
No, I'm not begging.
I'm already over there.
You can still beg if you dare.
I have to beg.
Unless you don't want no more money from places that you are already on.
It's not begging.
It's not begging.
Tapping.
Can I speak, sir? Can I speak, my nigga?
Shucking.
Never.
Never.
Stick up for the man.
Stick up for the man.
Hey, caffeine.
Hey, shuck.
Hey, listen.
But anyway, if we have a deal and I have been made whole through my deal. I got everything I wanted in my deal.
If the company decides,
hey dog,
like we ended on a good note.
Like you got,
we did what we said we were going to do.
You perform the way you said we want to perform.
We don't want to continue this going forward.
But we did learn some shit that we could do it on our own.
Where's the shadiness?
Because you did get what you were supposed to get.
I think it's only shady if somebody got snaked
I don't like to talk about
shady with Ish
because he always comes from
like the moral side
no
but that's
ain't that how we define
shady shit
shady is based on morality
I don't think it's shady
I think that
it could
it could be
it could be manipulative it could be um opportunistic
it could be a bunch of other things that don't necessarily mean that somebody did something
wrong you could still be um again if i bring parks in as my engineer and i'm over his back
watching what the fuck he doing and i'm learning this shit from parks to the point where i no longer
need parks that might have been my goal all along but i let parks want to believe that we was what the fuck he doing and I'm learning this shit from Parks to the point where I no longer need Parks.
That might have been my goal all along.
But I let Parks on
to believe that we was
building a long-standing
relationship
that was going to
stand the test of time.
But that wasn't...
What if you didn't lead me?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what you...
Yeah.
I'm just saying.
I don't know.
It depends on how you look at it.
But you're saying what?
What answer?
What if you didn't lead him?
Yeah, what if I told... What if I told... You hired him from a service, you watched him do it, you learned how to do it and now you look at it. What if you didn't lead him? What if I told him?
Hired him from a service.
You watched him do it.
You learned how to do it.
And now you're doing it.
And now he's done.
I hired you, Parks, for three years.
And I paid you for three years.
Then my debt is done.
I don't owe you shit.
I don't owe you nothing.
But in that three years, I learned how to do this myself.
I understand.
Now, all of us took a stance.
So when this situation now
presents itself
in the future months,
I want all of y'all
to keep steady fast
at this stance.
You do that a lot too
and I disagree with it.
But it's true.
It is true.
It's depending on
who the players are in the game,
what stance we take
on certain situations.
And they shouldn't waver.
If this is your stance
on a specific topic,
I don't give a fuck
if this person or this person or this person did it. That should is your stance on a specific topic, I don't give a fuck if this person
or this person
or this person did it.
That should be your stance
on the topic.
I disagree.
I think it clearly depends
on the circumstances.
That's my point.
I know y'all do.
But not the people.
No, the circumstances.
The people matter too.
In your example,
it was we change opinions
with people.
I reserve the right
to change opinions
due to the circumstances,
not the people.
Sure.
Got you.
So let me ask you a question.
No, it's an off-mic question.
What?
Hey, what's up, man?
What's up?
This is a new recording, man.
I can dig it.
Hey.
All right.
I'm introduced in a new segment to the show
called What's Going On, Man.
Cut.
Michigan State.
Y'all put Hitler on the big screen
at a nationally televised game.
What?
They put Hitler on the big screen.
Some trivia shit.
Michigan State.
He was the answer to a trivia question.
When they were asked about it,
they blamed it on a third party,
on a third party agency or company, of course.
And then when further asked about it
or how they would rectify it,
they hired a third party company to rectify what the third-company party did.
Michigan State.
What's going on?
What's going on?
What's going on, man?
Come on.
Sigmarvin.
Yeah, but can you cut that off now?
Instagram, Instagram, Instagram, Instagram, Instagram.
Palestinians? Instagram. Palestinians?
Instagram.
People were trying to rep for the Palestinians.
And they were being tagged as domestic terrorists for showing their support.
When questioned about it, you said that there was a glitch and the glitch has been fixed.
But Instagram.
What's going on, Instagram?
Come on.
Come on, y'all.
Hey, hey, Marvin, sing it to them.
Hey, Bill Gates.
I saw the story.
Your girlfriend just happened to break up with her black boyfriend after all that dismay that you expressed, huh?
Daughter.
I mean your daughter.
That's what I meant.
Your daughter broke up with that black.
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Do-do-do-do.
Yo.
Hey, Bill.
Oh, go ahead, go ahead.
Finish.
Hey, Bill.
No, I'm done.
I just want to ask Bill Gates.
But don't ask him yet.
All right.
So McDonald's said they're doing free fries every Friday.
And Bill Gates just happens to own where the potatoes are made for the McDonald's fries.
Bill Gates.
What's going on, yo?
Hey, we saw that clone Tyrone.
You was going to get rid of that boyfriend no matter what.
I think that's everything I have in my What's Going On segment.
Cut that off, please.
Huh?
Cut that shit off.
Playing Marvin Gaye on one of those clubs.
And you ain't hit the little pow pow.
Yeah, yeah, if you play too long,
you can stop that shit.
The little pow pow.
Something, something in there to bring that up.
I wanna ask each of you
who the Kim Kardashian of your family is.
Successful entrepreneur?
I hate when you do this, you know this I don't know what you mean
I was getting ready to say
Which element of Kim
What does that mean
See it's not just me
I don't follow them like that
I just know
You mean who the bad one
Pause
Who is the one
That comes into
The family function
Decked out
A little pretentious
A little famous A little popular may act better than
some of the family hair done nails done everything did a little more polished uh speaks a little
better than the rest of the family probably a little more educated than anybody the kim k the
one that stands out the one that will the one that you can open the door
for some of your dirty, dusty cousins
to fucking get some shit popping.
And this is the thing.
I didn't make this up.
I didn't make this up.
I definitely got one in my family, bro.
What happened?
I definitely got one in my family.
I can't say it because family watch.
I don't want to.
But it's not y'all.
No.
Mel? Some of my cousins. But it's not y'all. Mel?
Some of my cousins
might think it's me.
Some of them may think it's me, but it ain't me.
So it might be you. It ain't me.
The one that you think it is, have you ever asked them
who they think it is? Some of them have discussed
who they think that is. But whoever
you think it is, did you ask them to get their
opinion? No. Parks? I'm going to ask
the family group chat because I'm curious now too.
My family know who it is.
They would definitely say me, but I
would say somebody else
in my family. Oh, that narrows
it down. That's helpful.
They would say me, all of them,
but I would say it's one of them.
Because I am the
famous one and I am the
glamorous one, so by that way's that would be me but I'm
way more of a wallflower I'm way my personality does not like command the room when I'm around
my family there's one member of my family it's my niece as a matter of fact this motherfucker
comes in the room like a bulldozer and like she just had she's
just really she's just like that got that personality whereas I'm a lot more
quiet yeah this is a funnyAP. I don't know.
Oh, okay.
I don't know.
I don't know who that is, huh?
MP?
Michael Paul would kill me if I said it was Michael Paul,
but I don't think it was me.
It might be Michael Paul.
Michael Paul would say it's me.
I ain't going to call him and ask him.
I ain't going to call him and ask him. I don't think it's me though.
I think it's my mom.
No, I think it's your MP.
I think it's you. I think it's my mom.
I'm not wearing it.
Who would your mom say it is?
Probably her.
She probably
would say it's her.
I'll investigate.
I'll come back in. I'll investigate I'll investigate we should all come back in
I'll do some asking
yeah we gotta come back
oh shit speaking of
Michael Paul
I want to say rest in peace
to one of Michael Paul's
best friends
and a great friend
of the family
Chad
Chad passed
Chad was a great guy
great actor
probably seen him
in a bunch of commercials
but it's fine
young guy
he's sick
and he passed away
Chad
love you
prayers
thoughts to your friends
family
loved ones
fans
good guy Chad
rest in peace
someone fucked me up
with that one
and we're going
you know
we're getting our
somber thoughts out.
Prayers up for our guy, Bishop Begonte, man.
He got a cancer diagnosed recently.
Oh, shit.
Told everybody.
So, prayers up for him.
We love you, bro.
Bishop, we love you, bro.
Word up.
Hold it down, man.
You in our prayers.
You got this, bro.
What's the scariest decade? It's the 40s. Now. The 40s. 40s is now the 40s that 40s boy
you either come out of your 50s alive or god damn the 40s is when um for me it has been
like the people around you just dropping off like i've lost a lot of close people to me
in the 40s because we get into that age I think where
your bad habits start to take they start to show the fuck up yeah yeah that's it they start to show
up should be out of nowhere be like like our childhood friends elementary school friends and
stuff and I'm getting phone calls yo such I'm like wait what yeah yeah you go look and what
happened to such as a yeah man they didn't it. It's happening frequently. And we gotta go to the doctor.
Gotta go to, speaking of
Parks, you're now a part
of the 40 crowd.
I am. Have you scheduled your
prostate and colonoscopy?
Melissa just wants somebody to play in our answers.
Can you go finish college?
Why don't you go finish school with your dropout ass?
You always want somebody to play in our answers.
You wanna know why I ask that.
Because women, this is what we do.
We care.
We take.
We ask the questions.
Park, 39 and a half.
You ready for them to put the gloves on?
I mean, they're going to have to do it.
It is what it is.
But I haven't made mine.
They don't.
They don't.
No.
You get the blood test, and it comes back. I just got my shirt. What if you found out that the accuracy was like. Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're not putting have to do it. It is what it is. But I haven't made mine. They don't. They don't? No. You get the blood test, and it comes back.
I just got my shit.
What if you found out that the accuracy was like-
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
We not putting that in the universe.
Okay.
You go get your blood test, bro, and they'll let you know.
There's nothing more accurate than a finger up the butt.
What?
How you know?
How you know?
You had your prostate checked?
I don't have to.
Exactly.
Exactly.
I don't have to.
But I have had a colonoscopy.
Yeah, but all that's fine.
But have you been bowling balled?
Facts.
Nigga ain't gripping you from the bike like a bowling ball.
Have you been bowling balled?
I have because I don't have bowling balls.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I've had these.
I've had these, you know.
No, no, no, no, no.
Hey, Mel.
Mel.
Bowling ball.
Mel.
Bowling ball.
Bowling ball. Bowling ball. Yeah. No. see. Bowling ball. Bowling ball.
Bowling ball.
Yeah.
Rim, rim.
Rim, rim.
Nobody has a bowling ball.
Nobody bowl it?
Yeah.
Corey, stop it right now.
No.
No.
No.
You throw two in it?
Come on, man.
No.
Virgin ass butt.
Yes, it is.
Exit only.
I am very proud of that.
I'm sorry.
If that makes me vanilla, I don't care.
You and Ish are the two vanilla members of this podcast.
I'm going to get you a Foxtel for Christmas.
I wish y'all started living a little bit.
I'm going to get you a Foxtel for Christmas.
Live a little bit.
Don't worry about it.
Take the class out.
Ask Google.
We don't have time.
We don't have time for male shit today.
Is there anything else that we forgot that we need to get to?
Oh, shit.
Brandy has a Christmas album coming.
Oh, I'll take that.
Brandy has a Christmas album coming.
That may not mean anything to y'all.
Means a lot to me.
All of my favorite people.
New music or?
No, new music.
New music.
I love a Christmas album.
Me too.
I hate Christmas albums.
Welcome to the Christmas album club
Brandy
but Brandy
but Brandy
it's different
see
just back to that thing
you just talked about
well speaking of Christmas
changing your
depending on who's in the story
changing your opinion
because I do hate Christmas albums
but not from Brandy
Mariah got a Christmas tour
she does every year
Mariah
Taylor and Beyonce
Have
Oh let me shut up
Christmas time
Yeah I'm going
That's that Wednesday last year
Christmas time
Calm it down
That Christmas album
Mariah
Goes
It peaks every year
Hey
Yo dawg
If you could sit in the home
For 11 months
And just come out
One month a year
And get it
Acknowledge the people
That helped you write it
Oh Oh God yo What They should've Never let me hear for 11 months and just come out one month a year and get it? Acknowledge the people that helped you write it. Oh,
God,
yo.
What?
They should've never
let me hear the little
interview of the dude
that wrote the fucking
melodies,
because now I can't
unhear it
when he says,
Just Blaze.
Oh,
no,
that ain't my bag
calling me.
I thought that was
my bag.
Oh,
get the fuck out of here.
What was I saying? Oh, we was talking about the complex melodies in that song, All I Want for Christmas. bag. Get the fuck out of here. What was I saying?
Oh, we were just talking
about the complex melodies
in that song,
All I Want for Christmas.
So way to go, Mariah.
Good for you.
Great to have a bag
you can get in
like clockwork
every December.
Taylor Swift did
a hundred million
on that fucking movie
opening week
or opening weekend
or some shit.
Hundred million.
Bro.
That shit is at
every rinky dink
movie theater, every high class movie theater. That shit is at every rinky dink movie theater
every high class
movie theater
that shit is everywhere
that is insane
good for her
yeah
yeah good for her
um
let me see if I got
a part of this show
somebody that needs
our help
let's see
you had something from last time.
When do men know they're ready to settle
down? Shut up.
I'm just reading as I scroll.
I like to scroll to the bottom.
Value and content, ownership,
music catalogs being brought up. Shut up.
Shut it up.
Well, while you look, let me ask y'all.
Did y'all see the Lil Wayne
wax figurine
Wax figurine
That he denounced
That was not Wayne
And The Rock
They playing
Yeah
The Rocks was a white man
That wasn't even
That shit was hilarious man
Wayne ain't like that shit
The Rock didn't like that shit
He was like
Someone named
Pullin Terrell Pullin Terrell
Pullin Terrell
Says
I thought the whole reason
For this tear
Was to be able to
Shoot the fade
With brother Ice
Nothing against Ice
He's that nigga on the pod
I just wanna see if
Bro really got hands like that
Shit he was
Hands like all that shit
He was talking
When this was an idea
Oh yeah I still will fight One of you niggas For the right price I don't care Alright hands like all that shit he was talking when this was an idea.
Oh, yeah.
I still will fight one of you niggas for the right price.
I don't care.
All right.
We got a long one here.
We got a long one.
Oh, this from the same dude, I think.
I'm not fighting for free.
All right, let's get into pulling Terrell some more.
For the sake of the show.
Pause, yes.
For the sake of the show,
I'm going to try to keep this short,
but as informative as possible.
There's this woman.
That's how it always starts. I met her in 2018, but I was with someone of the show, I'm going to try to keep this short, but as informative as possible. There's this woman. That's how it always starts.
I met her in 2018, but I was with someone at the time, so I never pursued her.
I did, however, make sure that over time I became a close friend to her just in case things went south and I had a chance to get at her.
From then till now, the more I talk to her, the closer we've gotten.
And now we're both free agents and I'm ready to shoot a shot
To add some substance. I'm 42 years old making a pretty nice salary as a manager during the day and a photographer at night
She's 34 years old and doing pretty well for herself
When we met we were just co-workers and I eventually became her supervisor. Oh
It's getting good now. Oh
a photographer,
a photographer supervisor.
Hey,
stay,
hey,
stay in late tonight.
That's a model.
Daddy's got some pictures to take.
Uh,
let's see.
I became her supervisor.
When I became single,
me being over her stopped me from trying to get at her because smart.
I don't like the idea of losing a job for a relationship.
Indeed.
Well, she got fired.
Ta-da!
By my boss.
And we kept in touch just long enough for us to do a photo shoot together.
I bet you did.
The photos were for a book I was working on.
It's going to be Ishbag, too, when his book come out.
Which right now is my best-selling book
that I've released thus far.
I'm trying to keep this short,
but it's a few things added to that,
making me start to have some feelings for her.
I live in Atlanta, she lives in Chicago,
and we recently had a conversation over the phone
and she told me another one bit the dust.
And she's tired of dealing with
the same shit from niggas we laughed it off but just this past weekend we hung out when i was in
chicago and had a late night talk in the car oh he is an itches bag and she went more in depth and
stated that her biggest problem is the men she's been seeing are not worth the penis size they
bring to the table i heard that and knew for sure I could win this one over.
Part of me wanted to be like,
shit, let's go upstairs
and I'll show you what you've been missing.
But judging from her conversation,
I could clearly see that the time and place
was not that night.
I check all the boxes as it pertains to money,
mental health, and penis size.
Here's the question.
I'm very laid back, like ish. he's really said that no he said that that wasn't me this time i'm very laid back like
ish i'd rather talk the panty drawers off and in due time like ish i'll get you i'll get what i'm
seeking or should i say or should i say fuck it and apply some pressure maybe like plan a trip
out of town that i know will give me a chance
to show her what what it is
in closing I'm telling
I'm going to tell y'all the same thing I told
my therapist my only
fear of making a move on her is the
fear of the end losing I'm
scared to risk it all and then everything
is gone friendship and
all
the end it sounds like I need to toss this to
Ish. Help the young brother out, Ish.
So I'm tossing it to
Ish.
Shoot.
I mean,
you gotta shoot, but you gotta shoot in a subtle way.
Give us an example.
Nah, I'm just saying they super close, so you
don't want to lose the friendship.
You gotta hint, like you got to joke.
You got to throw it like a little in your window out to see if she bites.
Because, again, it's going to make it awkward if he shoot a shot and she not seeing him or looking at him like that.
I mean, but the reason that he's in the friend zone, she might not look at him in that type of light.
But didn't he say in the beginning that she expressed interest towards him?
No. Did I miss that? Did I make that up? I didn't hear that part. I don't he say in the beginning that she expressed interest towards him? No.
Did I miss that? Did I make that up?
I didn't hear that part. I don't think he ever said that.
I'll read it again.
I think he said that that was how they originally met.
You got a joke.
Let me come up there to Chicago
and show you how this really done.
You know what I mean? You got to make a little jokey joke.
She might be like, yeah, you better.
Or yo, you need to do that.
The more I talk to her, the closer we've gotten.
And now we're both free agents.
I'm ready to shoot a shot.
Before that.
No, in the beginning.
No, in the beginning, it just says,
I was with someone at the time, never sued her.
Here it says, make sure that over time,
I became a close friend to her.
OK.
Yeah, I think you got to put it out there in a jokey manner.
She's not attracted to you, bro.
You can always pull it back.
She might be.
She might be.
She might be.
She might be, and she might be looking for her shot.
Women ain't necessarily the aggressors all the time in these circumstances.
She's not attracted to you, bro.
It's not true.
I've taken down some friends.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I just think it might be awkward for both of them.
But again, throw the joke out there.
Lead with the joke.
The joke is always, oh, I was only playing.
That's what you got for him?
Yeah.
Because again, the friendship is valuable to him, evidently.
So lead with the joke.
That don't erase the fear of losing all.
Yes, it does.
Because when you lead with the joke,
if she shoots it down, you can pull it back.
Y'all was just playing.
Just got to be very careful with the joke.
It's hard.
He didn't either or.
So the first one was take a long road trip
or something like that.
Like a suggestion.
Yeah, he said, like, i could take her out of town so
now i'm gonna invite you to turks and i'm gonna invite you to turks under the guys that we cool
and when we get there i'm gonna try to get the box that's dangerous now now what yeah you're
gonna have an awkward ass vacation potentially well how about you go there with no with no
expectations he's expecting he like her i know what he wants but don't put don't pressurize the
situation by saying so I want to take you out of town but you know let it unfold as it naturally
would she's gonna know okay we're away it's possible that he likes and if she is feeling
him she's gonna lean into that but if she's not if you are out of town and she does not lean into
you know us becoming
physical with each other and changing the dynamic
of a relationship then what Ice is saying
she ain't fucking interested yeah but you
just spent 17 grand
not necessarily I'm joking
not I'm talking about the money but you just spent some
money and now you feel like Gilbert Grape
which is why you should know
beforehand but here's the thing I'm not getting on no plane if I know I ain't no box into money and now you feel like Gilbert Grape. Which is why you should know beforehand.
I'm not getting on no plane if I know I ain't no boss.
Facts.
I'm with him.
The whole situation involves a level of risk
no matter what. That is true.
There's a level, like, for who?
For him. If he don't want to lose it.
There's a possibility that even you letting her know
you're attracted to her or like this,
you could lose the friendship no matter what. I agree's why i said leave with the joke the joke is always
you got plausible deniability with the joke when you start joking you could lose with the joke or
if you're good enough friends you can just keep it all the way it being and see what she says
you could lose with the joke thank you sure she could look at this oh you and immediately say oh
you one of them niggas that just try to play it cool now you think you can shoot your shot i see it nope she can see it they've
been friends for mad long she said another one bites the dust but look what he said i became
friends with her yeah for playing the long game so women know niggas do that so the second you
make that inappropriate joke she or not inappropriate but that joke that let's move
this over here somewhere she She could view you as
okay, you're one of them. After your third or fourth
nigga, I wasn't necessarily seeking my
opening. You have had a whole
bunch of open slots. Now let me see if I
could come try out for the team.
It don't seem like you were
sitting around like a creep waiting for it.
You done been through 16, 17 niggas,
and I'm now here to take my shot.
I don't think she's attracted to take my shot. Yeah.
I don't think she's attracted to him.
Or you keep it a bit.
Or into him.
I could be wrong.
I say wait it out, big dog.
I wouldn't bust no moves.
Sometimes the best thing to do is nothing.
And then she going to just come and call him, maybe?
You get what I'm saying?
I don't think he got enough information, or at least he didn't share enough information,
to really be able to check her temperature as thoroughly as he sounded like he'd like to.
Sounded like a lot of guessing and a lot of...
Because if he did, he wouldn't be so fearful.
He would have a better gauge on her reaction.
For him to say, I feel like I might lose the friendship as a whole,
says that you have more information to gather.
Yeah, true.
I would do nothing.
I would just keep being a friend and not bust out with my lusty wants and needs.
Yo, dawg, shoot your jokes, my nigga.
You keep saying that.
Them jokes.
You saying that as a nigga who's been cute his whole life with light eyes.
And that's how you say it.
I'm serious. I'm not trying to be funny. Yes. You saying that as in something who's been cute his whole life with light eyes, and that's how you say I'm serious
I'm not trying to be funny
Yes, you you saying that as in something that has worked for you because they were attracted to him
Yeah, you know this nigga the ugliest nigga in the world. She's not attracted to him. You better relax
Well what you saying them?
from privilege
It's just crazy
Wait, wait, it's still been shy.
It's still been the shy brother.
Shut the fuck up with this joke shit.
I don't want to hear what he's talking about.
Shoot your jokes, my nigga.
Why you don't shoot your jokes as the shy brother?
I do.
As the shy brother, you shoot your jokes.
In his circumstance, he's already in with the girl in some capacity.
He's not a new person that he's talking to.
Not really.
They've been friends
for years
I have guy
I have guy friends
that I know
are biding their time
and that I know
okay
alright
the fuck
and uh
and that will never
ever have a shot
got you
so if they ever
shot their shot
it would
it would it might that might disrupt the dynamic.
I said that.
That's funny coming from Mel because Mel has also explained that she's the one biting her tongue as it pertains to a couple of her friends.
That's my point.
Well, no, it was a previous relationship.
So think about this.
So if Mel, let's say, hypothetically, you had a dude that you wanted him to shoot a shot, but he didn't.
Last example on you for today.
No, I'm saying, no, we flipping this.
If you wanted him to shoot a shot and he didn't, how would you prefer for him to go about it?
That would answer Homeboy's question.
Women are a lot more slick, you know.
And I'm speaking generally because some women are very forthcoming and they will just fucking say it but women are usually very subtle and slick and kind of give you a lot of body
language you know a lot of caressing a lot of you know staring into your eyes and all that say i'm
attracted to you exactly so we did we're we really do the non-verbal communication thing so that would
be how would you want so you break the touch. How would you want him. So you break the touch barrier?
Yes.
How would you want him to push.
That's crazy.
And please, can we answer this and come to a close?
I think you waited too long.
That's what I think.
I think you waited too long.
Because now you value the friendship so much that you don't want to lose it.
So you waited too long.
It's hindering you even trying to make a move. If you would have done this earlier on,
where you...
Now, if she's not feeling you that way,
maybe y'all can continue as friends.
It's not much at risk there.
She ain't really curving you to the point
where I don't ever want to talk to you again.
But that long friendship you built up
comes after the fact,
and you both know there's nothing there.
You waited too long.
Stay her friend.
Shoot your shot.
All right, let's dance.
Terrence Martin.
Alex Isley, two-step in the living room.
Been over pieces, it dropped.
Uh-oh.
Actually, before I do this, before I play that,
can I just play y'all what they did to this fucking, uh, hold up.
Let me play y'all what they did to this Sade bass line.
Listen.
If y'all have untrained ears, you probably can't hear just how alive they brought this
bass line.
I hear it.
This bass is fucking bugging.
All right.
Dang, that's fire.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging.
That bass is fucking bugging. That bass is fucking bugging. That bass is fucking bugging mine This bass is fucking buggin'.
Lord.
Alright.
Dang, that's fire.
That bass is...
That don't sound bad neither.
That bass is stupid.
Let's get to it.
Two-step in the living room from our friend of the show, Alex Isley.
Terrace Martin, you've been on an unbelievable run.
This is it right here.
I have not taken this out of the CD changer.
I tried to get out my head.
I'm him, yo.
It's all right.
I'm him, man.
Tried to declutter my space.
I'm him, yo. It's all right. I'm him, man. Try to declutter my space.
I never got you.
Funk tray, get out my own way.
There you go, Mel. Look at that phone for a sleeper.
Yeah. Yeah.
Still hear this noise all around.
Still building up, it's so loud.
Baby, could you turn it way down And give me a groove
Like it used to be
Put me in the mood
Like I used to be
Stop what you're doing and come dance with me
Two step in the living room room I'm with you
We don't have all the control
So much pressure to keep up
It's clear that we just don't know So much pressure to keep hold
It's clear that we just don't know
And it's alright
Don't wanna think anymore
Throw the numbers at the door
Just know there's for on the floor for the whole night give me
a groove like it used to be
put me in the mood like I used to be
Stop what you're doing and come dance with me
Two step in the living room, I'm home with me
This is all that I need
This is all that I need
This is all that I need
This is all that I need This is all that I need
All that I need
All that I need
All that I need
All that I need All that I need Yeah, I mean, it's something fly for you to groove to in your living room. I'm with me Only me
That's brand new music from Terrace Martin and Alex Isley.
That record is called Two Step in the Living Room,
Absolutely Fire, and that's off their
I Left My Heart in Ladera project
that is in your phone and on streaming platforms
as we speak.
That's his name.
Thank you. And yes,
Imani, Alex Isley
is related to the Isleys.
I know you said that you didn't realize that,
but that Isley name
should have kind of gave
it away for you.
Yeah, and Isaac Hayes Jr.
is related to
Isaac Hayes.
Oh, they got the
Don't worry about it.
They got the Megan
They got the Megan
Kunif girl
on the MV case now.
Yeah.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Oh, they done picked up.
They done picked up.
And we say he's trying
to get some bread back
from dude too.
No comment from me.
Copy.
All right, I'm going to Detroit, man.
42 Doug is home.
Yes.
And immediately put out a...
Happy about that.
First day out.
Put out a record called Go Again.
And Forever Rollin' did the beat,
so it's already a perfect match for me.
All right. match for me Bitch, kill him now, yeah, we still in town Hit up, smoke, not for a perv, bitch, it's a ten around
Kill him now, spill the fire, that's how shit get fried
OU is outside lurking, niggas still be lying
He ain't dead, but we trying, all that running, I'm tired
Bitch, you died, I'm alive, still on hate with the guy
Catch you slipping, I'm sad, tell me I'm good at rapping
Y'all good at hat, nigga, come out and get active
My chopper shoot backwards, my bitches get pampered
You probably did have her, dawg, and she callin' me daddy
350, that's petty, 500, that's rich
250, that's scaly, nigga, so tired of my shit
Junior so tired of my bitch, bust down, vote for her wrist
Bust down, vote for my kids, I'm havin' fun with this shit
I should just run on this bitch, no hook, cuz
And if I patch her, I ain't lack her, that's a no-look dub
Bitch, I'm geeked off drugs, get your freaked out cussin'
I'm the reason y'all buzzin', how the fuck y'all don't love me?
In the O, I'm a chubby, in New York, I'm a suit
In the A, I'm a wham, bitch, in the shine, I'm a zoo
Niggas punch, I'ma shoot
Chin up and raise your motherfuckin' hand
If you been up, when it come to a trick
I don't like to spend much, bitch be all in my dig
Oh, you should let my mans fuck, 100,000 ramp truck, this a TR
And both the baddest bitch I know is from the DR
And if they add to the riches, nigga, we are
Remember being on Roxbury with TR
And CC and F, 3Gs and cap, 4,000 with tax
My body never wear, freak bitch I'm sharing
Fuck wrong with Aaron, niggas be out playing How my opp yo man?
Richie these niggas crazy, Richie these niggas hating
Richie these niggas fake, Richie these niggas playing
How I never play?
Time to go again, if I catch a nigga lacking I'ma score again
She just playing wifey, now look at her hoe again
Who tryna tell me that I'm'm big i'm finna blow again i'm off of four red it's time to go
again don't call me looking for no brick cause i might know a friend and wait before i blew
a bitch i was blowing in and wait before i melt him i've been on taking she don't tell me that
is up that it get you thumped again nigga. Again, that's 42Doug.
Go again. Welcome home, Doug.
You know what it is.
I'm playing some love gun shit.
This is Kitchen Lights with Stove God.
Stove God showed his
ass on this podcast. Ay yo, ay yo, ay yo Ay yo, ay yo, ay yo
Ay yo, you ever had to watch your moms get beat?
Roaches crawling crack pipe on the bathroom seat
You need to bank out your speakers
Gold frame on the black cheeses
Eating grilled government cheeses
Bottega weaves suit 23,000
War to a visit
Had my name ringing through the mountains
Stomped a Tupperware
Groomed all tips of the showers, must've virgin forces on the rec yard
See Otho up in the tower, dead cup, that's when shit got sour
Told him, if you snip powder, don't sell powder
Louis V patchwork, bout 50 for the shirt
Bout 50 for the pins, made the pie bags dance
Love, gas stove romance, love out the war door
Gave a hundred to the door, man, come dig our soul vans
The Dolce Road match the stove
The Dolce stove match the refrigerator
The super fly car let me re-innovate it
A-holes on the tech don't get humiliated
With light, three chains, five titties, bracelets
We old school, got them bagging with they titties hanging
Kitchen lights, kitchen lights
Them bricks shine different under them kitchen lights
That money look bluer under them kitchen lights
Never seen a richer meal under kitchen lights
We don't lease, we buy the whole thing
I ain't selling nothing but the whole thing
Kitchen lights
Kitchen lights
You ever had to watch the work disappear
Water turn from foggy to clear
You just stand there and stare
Taking the fear of God's sweat
She gon' air shit
Tell them niggas they can't mirror this
Everything I whip is like my wrist is
Way ahead of its time, proof of thought in the dishes
Like Pete Miravich's
Got to the kitchen, they should've listened
They couldn't see my vision
I had Chanel dreams and Yale wishes
I had to dodge Durango with seven bricks in the car seat like an infant
I'm a cook indefinite, I'm heaven sent Shit get dirtier than Bill Landbeard with the
pit stains I dropped a tear for my dog, they gave him
twenty When he touched back down, his baby gon' be
twenty Hold your head, we gon' build a bassinet out
of hundreds He said his bunkie is a nigga from my town
that owe me money
For an ounce I threw him back when they was doing the thuggy
They can't stop me, can't take this from me
The ones praying that I fall, the ones that say they love me
We had a hundred bricks on the couch, it felt so good I wanted to die there
So many kilos piled up I could've climbed here
I'm into this level we at, feel the allure
You talkin' to a nigga that counted a half a million cash
With cocaine under his fingernails before
The plug told me it move faster when you take your time
I ain't understand them then but it all makes sense in due time
Nine hour Paris flight reminiscing on life
In my jersey and the kitchen lights since in duton nine hour paris flight reminiscing on life
that's kitchen lights what's that gun and stove got cooks all right
i'm going to uh jenya the song is called false prophet all right It's called False Prophet Alright Fuck word Screaming down the hall so I try to shut it out I try to sing away the pain
Broken glass was in your hands and you put it to a blow
How the fuck you don't feel no shame
You're supposed to be the one to show me how to love
But you showed me how to hate myself
Cause the same blood in your veins runs through mine
And that's something I can't get around
But that's not how I'm gonna live
That's not how my story's gonna end
And sometimes I wanna forget
I'm down on my knees, but I'm missing the end
You can't take this from me
No
No, you won't take this from me
You don't care if I'm hurting, these scars deep within
You left me discerning and I can't forgive
I got so many questions that went unanswered
But you'll never be able to take what you don't give
Mama was crying, mama was crying
You were the reason you would destroy your life
End of the world, fighting your demons
But I was just a kid
Not once did you say you were sorry
After all these years
Still lifting on like it didn't happen
If that's how you choose to live
You didn't think about the consequences
You made that you forget
Are you scared to just admit?
You took a lot from me
But you won't take this from me
You don't care if I'm hurting
These scars keep thinning
You left me discerning
And I can't forgive
I got so many questions
That went unanswered
But you'll never be able
To take what you don't give
That's Jenya False Prophet.
I fuck with her, man.
She's fire.
Mine is called Lying to You by Amaria featuring Amber Navran.
Fine.
I like the name of the song already.
Hey
Little Westside
And I won't handle my pressure Wanna feel like it's just you and me
I can hear you now I won't let you down
So will you come around?
I can see the world around us I can feel it now
Into the light
I just get lost in my mind
Take me away to some kind of place that
Don't wanna wait and
I can't keep on lying to you
I just miss that side of you We are now at Upper Session Road I can't keep on lying to you I just miss that sight of you
I stayed up too late and I cooked too much Leftovers waiting for you
I can't decide if it's love or lust Nothing seems to keep my mind off of us
Don't wanna wait but I don't wanna rest
I wore your shirt the whole damn day
Wrapped in the same teal
Laughing at all that I know you say
Don't you wanna see it through?
Is it this timing or is it you?
Take me away to
Some kind of place that I don't want to wait in.
I can't keep on lying to you.
I just miss this place.
It's cool.
You wasn't here for seven years.
I mean, you missed a few joints.
Take me away to some kind of place place I don't want to wait in.
Hey.
I can't keep on lying to you.
I just miss that side of you.
I just miss that side of you.
I just miss that side of you.
I just miss that side of you.
I just miss that side of you.
It's Amaria, Lying to You, featuring Amber...
Navron.
Navron.
The scrolling stopped scrolling, so... Can I ask a personal question?
Yes.
It's yours. Do I have consent?
I don't do nothing without consent. Oh, my God. Yes. If I don't have no consent? I don't do nothing without consent.
Oh, my God.
Yes.
If I don't have no consent, I ain't asking.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
When we asked you that truth-to-truth question and you answered, I commend you for answering.
You bodied that.
You know the one that you answered.
The three-parter?
No, the one when I was invasive into your pussy business.
Yeah, I feel like it was this.
You have to repeat it.
Do you remember the question?
Yeah, I feel like it was a three-parter, but go ahead.
Oh, it probably was.
Yeah.
Did you see dude again?
He went home.
So you haven't seen him again yet?
I haven't seen him again yet, no.
Okay.
Got plans.
Right.
Got plans. All right, go ahead then. Got plans. Right. You got plans.
All right, go ahead then.
Go ahead.
Oh, you're so funny.
Is that because of my musical choices?
I'm seeming lusty again.
I can tell when you ain't getting laid by the music.
All you got to do is listen to the music.
That's it.
Let's see.
Yeah, there's a little Tha Rub music right there.
I almost played like a throwback, like a Sade song,
in light of Alex Isley's new music.
Good part today.
Good part.
Good part.
I thought you was going to play No One or something.
Excuse me?
What did you say?
I thought you was going to play No One or something.
No One.
What are you saying?
Maxwell.
Oh, I was going to end with Maxwell, but I want to hear a little bit of Lenny, man.
End on a high note.
Sunshining on my neck, you know what I mean?
Feeling good.
Got my health.
Got my friends, my tribe.
Got your tribe.
I got my tribe.
Is you on my tribe?
What's up?
No one.
Oh, you want to hear it?
All right.
Hold on, man.
Yeah, it's a little...
Bullshit.
It ain't bullshit, bro.
Oh, this is it.
Greatest Lenny Kravitz songs.
The look of utter disgust.
Nah, it was cool.
I'm not playing Ish shit.
It's cool.
Ish don't deserve to hear the songs that he likes.
Right?
You like the song.
He shitted on an amazing 42 Dugs.
I like that song you're talking about.
But that was a great 42 Dug record you shitted on with your old 60-year-old head ass.
That was a great fucking West Side song.
That was a West Side song, right?
Yeah.
Great West Side song and Stove Guard that you shitted on.
Like, enough of you.
Don't age us out, man.
The niggas that's here
with a little bit of sauce,
let us keep it.
Narrative Nancy, go ahead.
The niggas that,
no, you like my song.
I'm talking about for them.
I liked your song.
I'm talking about for them.
That was fire.
That was fire,
both of them songs.
It's fine.
They just not,
they out of your demo.
You stunting.
It's cool, though.
You know I'll say
when I hate the rap song.
Nigga, you was over there you was over there
peering through the
fucking whiteboards
laughing at them songs
no I was laughing at you
stop yo
stop
stop
I like that song
and I like 42 Dog a lot
I like 42 Dog too
I like 42 Dog
and I like that song
his voice just does it
for me boss
like he can make
some whack shit
sound good
same with them
two niggas he playing
as you and Mel
keep playing the
fucking lusty Favorites.
That's not true.
Y'all need to get laid.
I'm an R&B queen.
Y'all ain't going to lie.
Y'all need to get fucked.
Vote for y'all vanilla asses.
The vanilla niggas want to play the most fucking R&B sensual shit like they know how to fuck.
Oh, man.
Shit is crazy out here, right?
All right, let me find an issue song, man.
Y'all talk.
Let me find an issue song.
That's enough, guys.
Do vanilla niggas. Do vanilla niggas. It's All right, let me find an issue song, man. Y'all talk. Let me find an issue song. That's enough, James. Do Vanilla Niggas.
Do Vanilla Niggas.
It's all right, though.
Vanilla Niggas always want
to play some Ronnie Romance.
Yeah, you so phony, yo.
It's cool, though.
I'll let you go.
Yeah, man.
Hold on.
You're the fearless leader.
Say something.
You fucking say something.
This is my favorite Maxwell album.
Take us home.
They're harmonizing.
Say something. For one month.
That was like when she first started.
They was harmonizing then, too.
Come on, take us out of here, man.
You got the song you want, dear.
Come on, the baddies.
Come on, man.
Hey, you two doofy-ass niggas.
What are y'all doing?
This ain't for y'all to fucking do whatever you want.
I don't even know what you're'all... She's staring at him.
He ain't even looking at you.
Oh my God.
Fuck you, Meredith Nancy.
That nigga looking at
Paul Ice.
You thirsty as hell.
Yo, why is she so thirsty?
I got you, yo.
Here.
And I love you. the mirror. Yo, why is she so thirsty? Yo, what's wrong with you? I got you, yo. Here. Here. I'm going, and I love you.
And when we fight, come and do it.
I love your take on things.
Shut the fuck up, Mel.
Nobody going to take a dump?
No, fuck you.
OK?
Not after all that.
You don't wanna be like you. Try to forget you.
You don't like this song?
Yes, but why am I playing this if y'all two are not
going to take us home?
This was for you.
It's your shit.
What we supposed to do?
Take us home.
Get up.
In this shit.
No, not.
No, I don't know what you mean.
The baddies.
The baddies are insecure and all that other.
Thank y'all for all that shit.
I forgot your closing.
Next time, don't worry about it.
Next time, just shut the fuck up.
Why you can't just do your closing to the good song?
Now you done.
Now you done.
Look what you did.
You being difficult.
You being difficult.
You supposed to end us.
Yo, I don't know your soliloquy.
No, you supposed to do your own shit.
Yo, Big Ish, Newark, Rose, Dead World, whatever the fuck you at.
God damn it.
Oh, man.
Parks.
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to end this yet.
Come on, give us a little something on Philly having not one penalty the entire game.
Yeah, it was 10 penalties to zero.
Actually, let me start again.
Philly won the game.
They should have won the game.
They were a better team.
They were a more physical team.
They were more healthy.
They won the game.
The refs this weekend in the NFL at large were disappointing
and disgusting enough to us.
Say that shit. The Colts got
robbed. The Rams got robbed of a shot.
The Rams didn't get robbed. The Dolphins got robbed of a
shot. I'm not saying that any of these teams would have
won, but they got robbed of a shot by
the NFL being extremely sketchy
with officiating. And
it's really bad
for that to be happening at a time when the betting
market is going crazy
because this shit looks bad.
Bad.
Bad.
It does.
But sooner or later
we got to have a talk
about what betting
is doing to the current
sports landscape.
It's knocking on the door
right now.
That Colts game,
I felt so bad for Zaire.
Me too, yo.
And EJ.
Yeah.
They played their butts.
EJ, yo, that play EJ made.
That was crazy.
They played their butts off, yo.
He went in there,
blew that whole shit up
And they called some
Bullshit ass
Fucking
Defensive holding
So
The Dolphins game
My man got fucking
Yanked by the face mask
Which is an automatic
Right in front of the ref
Right in front of the ref
They're saying
He's from Philly
And shit
Like come on fam
You know
That's crazy
And again
I don't
Like all these games The officiating may not have made a difference,
but you fuck up the chance for it being a shot.
We buying the Bajon Robinson thing?
I don't really know the details of it.
Boy, he almost fucked my fantasy up.
Pause.
He almost fucked my whole money league up.
You still won?
In fantasy.
Yes, I still won.
I still won.
No, I started Trevor Lawrence.
Anybody that starts against the Niners defense, I sit them because I'd be scared.
He went crazy.
But Kirk Cousins at home.
Kirk Cousins at home without Justin Jefferson.
Word.
Don't play with him.
He went off.
I was playing Ja Rule.
All my players played.
I had 125 points.
I was playing Ja Rule all my players played I had 125 points he had 94 points with the Niners defense and TJ Hawkinson left and Hawkinson started
going off crazy but then the Niners defense didn't do nothing and he lost by
five points and a nail-biter this is what fantasy football is all about
we're looking at a game that your team is not playing in
pulling your fucking bald greys out
stressing
losing weight
not watching the game, not opening
Twitter because people might say TJ Hawkinson
one time I opened Twitter it was like
TJ Hawkinson keep going
I'm closing this
I love fantasy football
tonight which is last night if you're listening to this on Saturday the NBA season I'm closing this I'm done I love fantasy football tonight
which is last night
if you're listening to this
on Saturday
the NBA season starts
can anybody give me
their biggest NBA stories
that they look forward to
I will start
Joel Embiid to the Knicks
yeah it's happening
it does feel like it
yeah
and I'm not saying this
as the Knicks fan
that just clamors
for every star.
There's been rumblings that Joel Embiid likes New York.
I don't think he wants to go too far from Philly,
and it's James Harden shit is going to push it over the edge.
Yeah.
I think it's happening.
And the Knicks are going to deliver the package needed to get them at some point.
When I saw this morning, I was like, shit, you take that.
It was like two to three first round picks.
That was good.
Two to three first round picks.
Mitchell Robinson, Evan Fournier, R.J. Barrett, and Julius Randle. That's like the whole fucking team, bro. That's crazy. I do to three first round picks. Mitchell Robinson, Evan Fournier, RJ Barrett, and Julius Randle.
That's like the whole fucking team, bro.
That's crazy.
I do that.
I do that.
Take that.
I do that.
I do it, though.
You do that if you're the Knicks?
100%.
100%.
What was Philly giving back?
Embiid?
Embiid.
Probably something else.
I'm sure.
They'll make the contracts match.
They got to make the money work.
They got to make the money work.
But the haul was Embiid.
I think the Knicks plan, don't quote me, don't quote me,
even though I be writing my predictions.
Never.
They're going to spend for Embiid,
and they're going to wait out Donovan Mitchell,
and then that's their team.
I think the Knicks did that with getting Melo,
and I think they regret it.
I don't think they regret the Melo trade at all.
I think they definitely regret the Melo trade.
I don't think they do. You're crazy. all. I think they definitely regret the Mellow trade. I don't think they do.
You're crazy.
Listen, can y'all speak to the NBA stories that y'all are most excited for?
I want to see what Boston looks like.
Boston and Milwaukee, I want to see that.
I want to see what Boston really looks like.
I think they made a mistake giving away Williams for Porzingis.
I think Porzingis helps them on the offensive side of the ball,
but it kills them on the defensive side of the ball, and they didn't need offense.
I like every move the Lakers did in the offseason with the exception of re-signing D'Lo.
But D'Lo says he's going to make a concerted effort to get better on the defensive side of the ball.
So we'll see what happens with that.
I think Denver's still the team to beat, yo.
I think so, too.
I think, like you said, it's the same.
The NBA thing.
I think it's over.
I grew up with Spurs fans, so I'm curious to see how the Wimby shit go.
I want to see Wimby.
I want to see Dame out there in Milwaukee.
No, he was not. Pop does what Pop does, so I want to see what the there in Milwaukee. No, he was not.
Pop does what pop does,
so I want to see what the Spurs look like, too.
They got a nice nucleus of young players out there.
Oh, and also, Joe, before we leave,
the Chris Brown album is not 11 songs.
22 songs.
It's a double project.
11 a.m.
And 11 in the p.m.
That's still not bad, though, for him.
That's still a short album.
I agree.
I'm not mad at that.
I love it now.
That's dope.
A.m. p.m. That's dope. 11 a.m. was 11 records. 11 p.m. 11 records. That's hilarious a short album. I agree. I'm not mad at that. I love it now. That's dope. AM, PM. That's dope.
11 AM was 11 records.
11 PM.
11 records.
That's hilarious, though.
That's a win for me.
All right, man.
Y'all keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Arrivederci.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
Only the real R.B. heads. Come goodbye. Only the real R.B. has.
Come on, only the real R.B. has. Y'all know who I do it for.
Y'all know who I do it for.
When DJ Verified
is on the set.
Issue status on in the white van.
Mel might have got her back blown out
to this in Toronto one night.
Don't come here with that studious shit. Tell us about your rapper days. I'm finding out what it's all about Yeah, it's love
It's love
It's love
It's love
It's love
It's love
It's love
It's love
It's love
It's love It's love So let's cherish all of this shit like it's the last one we have. Hug your loved ones.
Kiss your loved ones.
And spend as much time with your kids and your parents as you can.
This is our family podcast.
This is our family podcast.
And also, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you a Tylenol.
You might need it.
Hopefully you'll have a good week a good week positive affirmations positive vibes this was fun today man it was flip if you're home
we hope you feel better well soon bro I also need to add a clause that says you can't do none of
that other flip the network shit if you call out sick I see you on Instagram you're moving around
you don't look sickly you don't look sick to me on but I'm if you call L sick. I see you on Instagram. You're moving around. You don't look sickly.
You don't look sick to me.
I'm not sick watching. I'm not health watching.
I'm not health watching.
I'm not health shaming.
Yeah, no, I'm not health shaming.
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My heart is open.
And I've been hoping.
I've been hoping.
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So man, show me Show me
Anybody got any interesting plans for the week?
Nah, not really
Nah, not this weekend
I got a couple friends doing some shows
I'll probably hit the city
Little bitter end
I got some shit I'm shooting Thursday
Thursday I'm supposed to go do
Savon's podcast
Hey
Shout out to the Need to Know.
Go on and see the Need to Know boys.
Those are my guys over there.
Listen, I called Savon yesterday.
I asked him if he was sure that he wanted me to come over there.
I'm sure it's difficult interviewing me with him and Alex having worked over here all that time.
They're not going to keep it a buck.
You know what I mean? They ain't going to keep it a buck. You know what I mean?
They ain't going to keep it a beam.
I think they're going to start shooting.
That's what they said.
They said they're not wasting my time.
Yeah, I think they're going to shoot.
They said they did not call me to waste my time.
So I look forward to it, man.
Love those guys over there.
And can't wait to meet Horoscope Girl.
The girl on this show that gets your horoscope.
I like her.
Yo, we love y'all, yo.
If you didn't like this part, we did the best we could, man.
Start your part.
Critique the critiques.
Start your part, man.
So I can critique y'all's shit.
Fuck outta here.
Can I bother you?
Can I trouble you at least?
Can you hit the j-j-j-j-j?
Can you help us out?
You're so corny, yo.
No, Joe Biden.
Not for daddy.
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