The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 672 | "Pressing Buddens"
Episode Date: November 4, 2023The JBP kicks off this episode with Joe sharing the backstory of his Wednesday evening due to a recent viral video that hit social media (20:27). In new music, Jeezy drops his double album ‘I Might ...Forgive… But I Don’t Forget’ (45:33), reactions to Meg Thee Stallion’s new single ‘Cobra’ (51:18), Benny the Butcher & Lil Wayne link up once again for ‘Big Dog’ (1:24:00), Lucky Daye releases his new record ‘That’s You’ (1:29:44), and The Beatles are back thanks to the support of AI (1:42:33) . Also, Lil Yachty sits down with J. Cole as they address Joe’s reaction to ‘First Person Shooter’ (1:50:50), the room shares their condolences to the fama father and son are killed outside their apartment in Brooklyn (2:13:48), Kim Kardashian shares that her Kanye’s daughter prefers Dad’s house (2:24:32), Shaq agrees with Ish’s take on Bol Bol & Wemby (2:41:20), a lot of people have had enough of Akademiks (2:58:20), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Majid Jordan - “Tears In Your Eyes” Ice | Jeezy - “Keep the Change” Parks | Jeezy - “Since Pac Died” Ish | Arin Ray & Vanilla is Black - “Cold” Melyssa | Alice Smith - “I Put a Spell On You”
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You ain't going to say that on the mic. Pause.
Ish, how long you know me?
You think there's things I don't say on the mic?
Absolutely.
What percentage?
40.
Wow.
Ooh.
You 40's out, bro. He's trying to get fired. 40 wow tell the truth okay obviously I received that I received can I get that
can I get the percentage for everybody else I don't know anybody else like I
know you so I wouldn't know well give me the know you. So I wouldn't know. Well, give me the percentage
for Ice.
Why this got to do with...
Because he knows you
like he knows me.
I'm about to tell you.
Ice says,
yo, I ain't telling y'all shit.
So what is the percentage?
Of his truth
that he tells on the mic
or shit that he covers up
on the mic?
Shit he covers up
on the mic,
80?
Not about 60%
that he don't tell.
So I'm 40 and he's 60?
Yeah.
That's a good one.
Look.
He's 70.
75.
75.
You can go higher if you want to.
Yeah, he about 75.
Pause.
You was talking about speaking on the mic when I had to pause there.
She said that.
You said it too.
What?
You said there's things I won't say on the mic.
You could go higher.
You could go higher, big dog.
I'm going to go higher than you in my spot.
I'm going to pay it.
You're stupid, yo.
What's wrong with you?
Yo, what's up, yo?
You got a hard out or something?
Good day, sir.
Oh, no.
You got a hard out?
Do I have a hard out?
No.
It should just dress like you might have a hard out.
It's dressed like Mr. Rogers' nephew.
You got a polo match after this or something?
I see what you did with the sneakers.
Yeah, why you look like that?
Well, come on, let's do a fit check real quick.
Why you look like that?
Why you look good?
Pause.
Student council meeting or something?
What you talking about?
I just don't have a hoodie on?
Yeah, it's different.
You got a collared shirt on, man. Pardon me. You look like that. I don't think I it's different You got a collared shirt on man
I don't think I ever seen you in a collar
H-O-A-C-O-O
He look like he is
Rushing to a H-O-A meeting after this
You got something bro
You had something earlier
You got a parent teacher conference
How old did your daughter get
I gotta
Remember how old people is.
This nigga got some mature shit to do later.
Yeah, he do.
He's got to go have some tea with somebody or something.
Tea and crumpets.
We're not falling for that, bro.
At the book club.
I'm chilling.
We're not falling for it.
You got another little LinkedIn interview?
Lena back at it.
You're so crazy, Lena.
You're stupid.
That's what I said.
Lena, you always play.
Why you was talking
like Mace?
Stop, Lena.
Hey, yo, what's wrong
with you, dog?
Lena, don't do that.
I ain't got a hard out.
Mel look like she got
a hard out.
Hey!
Who got a hard out? Who put work she got a hard out. Hey. Who got a hard out?
Who put work second?
It's real quiet.
Come on.
Who didn't prioritize the gig?
Somebody got a hard out.
I got a phone call about Mel.
I got a phone call about Big Mel.
What happened?
Tell me.
Nigga was like, that's a nigga, one of my mans, too.
Good guy.
Yo, man, I seen your co-host. I
love when sentences start like that. I don't know who it is, where, and they don't be wanting
to tell me. So as I hear the story, I just got to guess which co-host, right? Because
they don't tell me. Yo, I seen your co-host. Where, Where? What happened? Not who.
Yeah, man,
we was in Atlanta.
I said,
all right,
somebody saw Mel or Corey
doing something doofy.
Somebody got Mel
or Corey.
I was in Atlanta
seeing your co-host
in the lobby
filming,
doing videography shit.
It was a cameraman, but it wasn't a camera.
They was using the phone,
and she kept doing it over in the lobby.
Oh, my God.
At that point, my face dropped.
Well, you left early for the camera footage.
For the iPhone footage.
Now,
is this,
two questions.
One,
is this true?
And two,
is this you?
Yes, it's me.
And it's not really accurate.
You gotta rep us right in the lobbies. It's not really accurate. You was in the us right in the lobbies, y'all.
It's not really accurate.
You was in the lobby.
So it was an Android phone?
Huh?
Nope, nope.
She's that blurry?
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Y'all will see.
Y'all will see.
Oh, shit.
You know what I mean?
Y'all will see.
Tuh, cracked in.
You know what I mean?
Mm-hmm.
BMW part two.
Psh.
Nah, she did something for the hotel. Tuh, Marriott. Oh, shit. You know what I mean? BMW part two. Nah, she did something for the hotel.
Tuh, Marriott.
Bullshit.
You know what I mean?
Hilton honors.
Ish, ish, ish.
I get your jokes.
I get what you're saying.
Mel ain't at the Hilton honors, nigga.
Watch your mouth.
What you talking about?
Don't let him gas you, yo.
No.
They gas you.
Like I said.
Hilton got some fly shit, Joe.
I don't know what you're talking about.
The Hilton Honors.
I travel a little bit, too.
They got some fly shit.
The Hilton Honors.
They got levels to the hill.
I miss that little double tree cookie.
I ain't going to hold you.
I miss that double tree cookie.
The other night I was riding around Jersey City.
I just happened to look up.
We was at the light.
It was that double tree down there downtown by the water.
I just had to gaze like, oh, the nights I had.
The nights I had down here when they started first building them hotels down by Newport.
And kind of nobody really knew yet.
Unless you knew.
Oh, man. Threesomes galore mad bitches
over there really oh in the late night i thought the sheridan used to be the go-to that was one
too that was the sheridan was the go and you had to plug before for the cheap rooms by the hour Shit. Huh? Nothing? Oh, shit. Now you're shooting back. Now you're shooting back.
Now I'm going to find some inspiration
before I fire at you.
Now I'm going to find some inspiration.
I caught what you just tried to do right quick.
Hold up. You did that to him or us?
It sounded like a double shot.
She shoots at us in tandem, nigga.
It was kind of like Angelina Jolie
in Wanted where the bullet just kind of like Angelina Jolie in Wanted,
where the bullet just kind of went around the room.
Oh, you like that, huh?
All right.
I'll get you banned from these lobbies, nigga.
I'll make sure you never hit a lobby again, all right?
Got you, Angie.
Let me see what's going on here.
Let's see if I can find some inspiration right quick.
Oh, here we go.
My wife will tell me that she always says that I don't like the way she talks.
And it's not her voice.
I like the sound of her voice.
That would be a big problem, I think, if it was like, it's your voice.
I just hate it.
It's the information that she chooses to tell me at times.
We took a trip to Florida, to Fort Lauderdale.
And her and our daughter are flying from Nashville, where we live. And I'm flying from Detroit. We're meeting at Fort Lauderdale and her and our daughter are flying from Nashville where we live and I'm flying from Detroit we're meeting at Fort
Lauderdale's Airport I have to find them when they land so I called her because I
was about to take off and I was like all right what time do you guys leave she
goes noon it was 1130 and they're still at home I was like Laura I don't know if
you even know what an airport is but if that plane was in Laura, I don't know if you even know what an airport is.
But if that plane was in our driveway, I don't think you could make it.
And she said, that's what time we leave for the airport.
Our flight's not till 1.30.
And I was like, all right, all right.
So what do you think I wanted to know when I asked that?
Is that what you thought the best time you could give me was a time that means nothing to nobody?
She said, I'm sorry I don't talk the way you want me to talk. I'm like, I want you to talk like a regular person, alright?
Like you've been around people before, you know?
We didn't talk in Florida, I'll tell you that.
That was Richie for you.
I think, well, I actually know that.
That's who I stole it from.
You tried, you tried.
No, that was Nate Fargat.
Shout out to Nate Fargat. Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two.
I'm feeling good.
Feeling good out here.
Salutations.
Yo, turn me up in the headphones a little bit.
I need to hear the sound of my voice clear in my ears.
No, for real, turn me up in the headphones a little bit.
I need to hear my shit.
Yeah, what's up, bitch? What's popping? What's popping? clear my ears no for real turn me up in there folks I need to hear my shit yeah
what's up bitch what's poppin what's poppin
freeze what's poppin you slept good what's up I'm good I'm great
yeah you listen to morning drill yo fuck what they talking about fuck what they be talking about
they don't know flip my nigga flip here you always let Word. Nah. I'm only here to address one thing, nigga.
Why you? I was looking around for you. I ain't see you.
I'm only here to address one thing.
I'm tight.
Hey! Parks in the all black.
Just a case.
Just a case.
Just a case.
Yeah, me too. Just a case.
Shout out to all the ladies listening out there.
I'm letting the first verse rock.
First verse rock.
If you in the car, sing with me.
Hey!
Shout out to Rock On.
He showed out the other night.
He showed out the other night.
He played a couple joints I forgot about.
He act like he want to battle me.
You don't want that smoke?
Please, stop it. You don't want that smoke?
Please stop it.
You don't want that smoke?
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Stop with rock on?
Stop it.
Stop it.
I don't think nobody want that smoke with rock on.
Stop it.
I stand on that side.
Stop it.
He don't want that.
I put rock on under the fucking dresser.
Stop playing with me.
Oh you won't?
Stop playing with me.
Play with something safe.
Rock on don't know no smoke.
I got choice. Rock on don't know about nigga. Play with something safe. That ain, don't know no smoke. I got choice. Rock on, don't know about nigga.
Play with something safe.
That ain't the tree you want to bark on.
Nah, I'll fucking smoke rock on.
Yo, first of all.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
He about to get mad.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Listen.
Don't make me call him.
I'm cool with some jokes.
I'm cool with playing around.
And I'm cool with y'all thinking I'll lose.
I don't know if I'm cool with my friends using words with me like smoked.
Especially after I just seen my dad cook that pig.
Like now I'm thinking of me down there.
You wanted to get roasted?
Yeah, yeah.
No, that's what happened, though.
I don't know why you feel like that.
You should feel like, you know better.
You know Rock On.
Y'all got to stop this.
Y'all have to stop this.
They don't know, but it's true.
Y'all have to stop.
And that's not a knock on you, because you are great at when it comes to that.
Mute it, Mike.
We're going to bring some new technology features to this pod soon.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
Listen.
Oh, that's my shit.
I can't wait for this Christmas album.
Shout out to the ladies out there.
Everybody getting money Working on a plan
Preparing for some shit
Everybody lay it up for a cold winter
Shout out to all the parents
Out there, the milfs and the gilfs
Salute, salute
Here we go
Yeah I saw you soon as you came down to do the tour You and your man's a man just took over the floor
Started doing your thing and it made me notice you
Shout out to the whole Newarkwood family
Brandy, we love you up here
Ray J, you know the vibes, man
You better not lose to Kodak, nigga
You better not lose
I'ma be right on that text like after
verses remember verses I'll be on that phone
that's right Mel get in your bag stand in your bag she ready to hit a lobby we outside
lobby girl We ready to hit a lobby, we outside. Lobby girl. You can raise if you want.
You can fuck if you like.
Love is beautiful and new.
Feel like one of those now.
Damn, I ain't want to cut that off.
Damn, I ain't want to cut that off, man.
That's my shit.
Oh, man, that's old nigga shit.
That's our shit.
That's our shit, I ain't going to lie.
Microphone check, one, two. You know the fucking vibes. You know the fuck it shit. I ain't gonna lie. Microphone check. One, two.
You know the fucking vibes.
You know the fuck it is.
I made it to work.
Why wouldn't I?
Why wouldn't I make it to work?
Early.
More applause.
Early.
Yeah, early.
Early.
Had niggas in here early.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, text y'all last night.
Text y'all last night.
Hit the group chat.
Added flip.
Left that.
Hit the Android.
Street.
Green bubble.
You ain't going to try to sneak out because you're not in the group chat, nigga.
I'm going to send a green bubble.
Send a green bubble right to them.
My nigga was the first one in.
It's ready to go.
Yeah, we ready.
We ready now.
You know what I mean?
How's everybody doing? Doing mean? How's everybody doing?
Feeling great.
How's everybody feeling?
Fantastic.
How was your week?
How's everybody's mental health?
How's everybody's text thread?
How's everybody's argument leverage in their relationships?
How is everybody's personal time, me time, solitude time going?
Come on. Come on. What's up? Everybody give it, solitude time going? Come on.
Come on.
What's up?
Everybody give it to me.
Quick.
Round the board.
Great.
What's up?
Everything's fantastic.
Same here.
Every single thing.
No, that's the only time girls wear these pants.
Girls don't even wear these pants until everything is fantastic or until the NBA team is in town.
That's the only time these fans come out.
Well, my birthday is coming up next week.
Hey!
Big man.
Big man.
That's right.
So, you know.
Anything planned?
Oh, yeah, Scorpio time.
Duh, because I need to plan my girl shit.
Scorpio season.
What are you going to plan for your girl?
She gets to see me.
You know what I mean?
The gift that keeps giving. The gift that keeps giving.
The gift that keeps giving.
Now she held you down this week, though. What a lucky lady.
You got to put a lot of sauce on it.
She did. She's trying to trick me.
That's a good way to do it, though.
We'll get to it.
So you don't have your birthday plans yet?
Bunch of dinners. I was at Tatiana's
the other night.
I kicked that off. Some friends came in from Chicago.
Chef Kwame straight off that billions appearance.
That was fire.
All right, good.
Good.
All right, so you're living life.
You're living your life like it's golden.
I like to see that.
I'm living my life like it's golden.
I like to see that.
Yes.
My man Flip.
Everything is good.
With the salmon on.
My man Flip.
I like these colors on you.
I like these colors on you.
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
You're looking good.
Pastel poppy. Everything is good. Yeah, yeah. Everything is good. Great like these colors on you. I like these colors on you. Thank you. You're looking good. Pastel poppy.
Everything is good.
Great week, you know.
Just ready to express myself.
I know you guys
see me quiet.
He got some shit to get off.
He's doing this. He's twiddling his thumbs.
And we never started the pod
and just heard Flip's silence
this long in the beginning.
I came in here. I told you by the door. I didn't like that shit. You act like you didn't know what I was the beginning Yeah I don't You know I came in here
I told you by the door
I didn't like that shit
You act like you didn't
Know what I was talking about
I said I
I didn't know what you meant
I'm on this hill by myself
And I'm gonna go in
Go throw me in water
You know what I'm saying
Throw me in water
Go
What the hell you want
I'm just on the hill
I want niggas to play
With me like that
I'm putting myself out there
I would like to be
Recorded randomly as well
I would be at the same spot for the next whole week.
And I'm going to document myself while I'm there.
And I'm going to be there for three hours.
I don't like that.
No, I know I'm toxic.
I just said the same thing on the balcony.
I said, yo, good thing for him.
I'm going to be there every night till July.
I don't like that. Every night till July.
I know you, so I learned you.
You ain't like, you don't mind me.
We gonna talk about it.
Oh, no, no, no.
I didn't like that shit at all.
Nah, but wait till I tell y'all, though, because we gonna get to go.
It's music.
It's music.
It's music.
How was your weekend?
Oh, yeah, big ish.
Nigga, you look like you just came from a JCPenney meeting.
You look good-ish.
In my mind.
I'm trying to hate, but you really look good.
With the collar and all that.
It's the collar, y'all.
It's the collar, y'all.
You look good, bro.
You look.
Yeah, you look like you.
I never saw a pair of leather New Balances.
I don't know where that came from.
I never seen a polo sweatshirt either.
You know what I mean?
You got the combo platter.
You know what? He left here early the combo platter. You know what?
He left here early the other day to go handle business,
and that's what he had to handle, get his shit back.
He look good.
Yo, what's wrong with you, son?
How was your week?
It was cool.
I don't know half the shit you just said, but I'm good.
Okay.
Freeze.
What's happening?
Week was great, man.
Good week, good week.
Rapping that GZ, huh?
Of course, of course.
Yes, of course.
Of course. We'll get to it
they sent you that
yeah I had a great week
it's original shit
he got the original
when it first came out
yeah
it's a big part of pocket watching
it's clothes watching
it's a big part of pocket watching
it is
it's clothes watching
that's true
it is
unfortunately
it is
the pocket is
yeah you can argue that
in the clothes
so it's right there
nah that's what I'm about to say.
Some niggas, that shit is mad deceptive.
Niggas be having a zillion dollars on they body and be tapped out.
Then another nigga don't have nothing on they body.
That's a fact.
It counts to be crazy.
I was just, you just woke up.
Okay, but we talking about niggas.
Don't try to educate me this early in the pod.
We talking about niggas.
We talking about niggas.
We talking about niggas.
We talking about niggas.
That's what it is.
He got the fucking college.
He got an educated college.
Yo, this part, I don't want to hear none
of that educational Harvard, DeVry shit you on.
I don't want to hear none of that.
Why you keep, you shout out DeVry a lot, bro.
You always shout out DeVry.
Are they still around?
You the only nigga left Hampton for DeVry.
DeVry.
It's like the Hampton division of DeVry.
Some weird shit. I'm going to learn about college. My son is running all Division of the Rhymes. Weird shit.
I'm going to learn about college.
My son is running all types of college lives on me.
I'm going to learn.
Oh, yeah, I got my credits.
And, yeah, next year.
Nah, I need a book.
That used to be the go-to.
You had this book, Physics, 289.
289, man.
You be like, yo.
I'm going to learn.
I'm going to learn.
It's funny in that part of parenthood where you got to go learn some shit because you know your kid is getting over on you.
It sounds so fast.
Yeah, it's too fluent.
I know I can't get them, right?
So it's funny.
I hear my dad talk to him and I hear my dad try to get me.
No, what's really going on?
What's up?
What's up?
Dad, nigga, you don't know nothing about this college shit neither, man.
Sit down.
It's a lab.
Y'all need a lab.
Lab, extra 600.
What lab?
Drinking that coffee.
Yeah.
Big Pox, how you doing, man?
I'm chilling.
I'm great.
Had a nice little thotting and bopping on Halloween and chilled out the rest of the week.
All right.
Kept it light.
Halloween did wear me out.
I'm exhausted at Halloween, yeah.
It was too much.
On the first, I was just laying there,
tired from Halloween activities.
And as soon as I went to get up,
I remembered it was the first.
That shit knocked me right back in the bed.
Back in the bed.
Fucking direct deposits come out your shit.
Direct debits.
You'd be like, this is some bullshit.
Direct deposits, direct some bullshit. Yo, I had. Direct deposits. Direct calls.
Direct texts.
Direct emails.
Everywhere you turn.
That's why I don't check the mail.
Everywhere you turn, somebody's trying to summons you somewhere.
No, nigga.
Fuck out of here, mail.
Stupid, yo.
Anyway, man.
Everybody feeling good?
Feeling great, man.
Feeling great.
Good, good.
Come on, let's start with some music.
A lot of music finally.
How was your week?
My week was great.
My week was phenomenal.
Got you.
Got to hang out with my kids, ran around a little bit.
Ran around a car?
You good, bro.
It's all right.
Don't do that, bro. You're good. You're Nah, I'm not. It's all right. It's all right. Ish. What? Don't do that, bro.
It's all right, yo.
You good, yo.
You're itch.
You woosah.
Pew pew.
It hurt when it come from my man, Ish.
That shit, I felt that, though.
Yo, shut up, yo.
That nigga got right in that shit, too.
That's my man.
I love that nigga.
I see he don't like that.
I love this nigga, so that shit be tight.
Y'all don't want to start with me. Y'all want to start with me.
Nah, nah, nah.
Nigga played with you.
Nigga, ayo!
Come on.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Yo.
Now, I don't.
Get your shit off.
Unleash him.
You know what it is.
Get your shit off, man.
Come on.
How that shit looked, I didn't like it.
Because I know the nigga.
I know Joe didn't even recognize that was him at first. I know Joe didn't even know who that nigga was. And I didn't like it because I know the nigga. I know Joe didn't even recognize that was him at first.
I know Joe didn't even know who that nigga was.
And I didn't like that.
I felt like nigga was just being cool and regular Joe Marner, his business.
He's got my man on camera and trying to play around.
And then with Joe, you know, Joe did the right thing.
You did the mature thing by going aside.
And I heard what you mumbled.
And you made me hurt you.
And then you left.
And then when you left, it got crazy after that or before that?
Do you think I did the mature thing?
I thought by leaving
yeah.
Oh man.
I definitely thought
you did the mature thing.
Who knows?
That's why I said
what I said
when I texted you.
I know you
so to see that
I was like oh shit.
I was shocked.
I was proud of you.
That was the general
Well when I went back in right?
Yeah.
For the audience out there, we talk about me getting pressed.
We got to define the process.
We got to check up on this shit.
But he didn't get pressed.
It wasn't no press.
That's what the internet said.
Yeah.
No, that's what that nigga said.
That's one nigga.
I didn't even get home before that shit was uploaded.
Yeah.
Soon as I pulled off, it was uploaded.
He uploaded it.
Thirsty ass nigga.
Adding all these chamber with all this shit.
But anyway, y'all talking about when I went back in.
Opened the door for Mo.
Yes.
Let her back in.
Mumbled something to myself.
That's the voices.
Okay.
And then in the next part of the video, I was in the car already, right?
Yes.
You were walking.
So why you stopped taping? What happened to that middle
footage?
Oh, I thought you was just inside, nigga.
Stood outside waiting for you or something.
I thought he waited.
That's why I stood outside waiting for you to come back out.
Why didn't he show me walk out and get in the car?
There's a gap there.
There's some overlap. And then when you drove off,
that's when he wanted to curse you out.
Like when the car was about to come off.
Oh yeah, no choice then.
I'm in the car.
So what is that?
All right, if y'all want to start with this,
we'll start with this.
Come on.
Yeah, fucking we're in here.
I see y'all are glued to your seats here.
I mean, we are friends.
We don't like that shit, bro.
See it on the internet.
You ain't calling nobody.
I wanted to text you, but I, you know,
I wanted to take the-
I ain't calling that a soul.
I'm calling you.
Yeah.
I'm going to take a ignorant
route people knew me better all right so listen what is it a hot when the Lakers
played the fucking who them niggas beat the other night maybe shouldn't be. The Clippers? The Clippers. Oh, yeah. Oh, it was a good game.
Wednesday.
Oh, that was...
This nigga...
Roll over to the spot.
Totally empty.
Completely...
Oh, it was empty?
Completely empty.
Wednesday is like the only night where it's going to be completely empty.
Monday is Monday Night Football.
Tuesday, niggas still be trying to be lit.
Tuesday and Wednesday be slow. So it's completely empty in there. Monday night football. Tuesday, niggas still be trying to be lit. Tuesday and Wednesday be slow.
So it's completely empty in there.
Me and Big Mo.
Shout out to Mo.
Salute.
Me and Big Mo roll up in there.
Sit down and, you know, sit at the bar.
Actually, the bar is crowded.
The bar is crowded.
So now I sit all the way by the bathroom for the viewing audience at home.
That is the corner.
That's the cut away from things.
So you can't be seen and all of this yada, yada, yada.
So me and Mosley did.
We chilling.
About 15, no, maybe 40 minutes in, the waitress comes over.
The waitress comes over and says, hey, somebody wants
to send you a drink.
I'm a baddie. Who, me?
He says, no, her.
And
she's like, Mo's like, you know what, I'm drinking.
But who?
Who's this person?
Now that's what Mo was saying.
In my head, oh, somebody's playing.
Somebody's playing.
Either somebody's playing or somebody's playing. Mm-hmm. Oh, somebody's playing.
Either somebody's playing or somebody's seen the pod,
and they know that Mo is not my girl.
Yeah, one or the other.
One or the other.
True.
And the waitress says, flipping New Jersey.
Mm.
Now, I say, I only know one flipping New Jersey.
Right.
Oh, shit, maybe Cas is up in here.
So, I get up.
I go outside to this little smoke section where I could see a little down there.
Mm-hmm.
And I don't see, I don't see, I don't see nobody.
Right?
So, then she gives a description.
Nah, it's a nigga with a scully and glasses.
He's not white, but he's not black he's something and she gave a description of the person that sent the
drink yes but the person is not physically inside it's not caesar oh gotcha i mean but he's not
caesar flipping new jersey so to me now this is just like a weirdo fan yeah being funny got it
somebody trying to be. Being funny.
Cool.
Or maybe somebody really likes Mo.
Mo got her little wig on.
She look good.
Now the nigga that they described keep getting up and walking to the bathroom.
He done did this shit like seven times.
Wacky in there.
Now the bartender, the dude, black dude, comes over and says,
Joe,
watch that nigga that keep going to the bathroom.
He don't know. I've been watching him.
I seen that nigga.
I see everything going on in here.
And I said, well, why is that?
Yeah, I heard something about sending a drink and he
keep getting up and going over and he
got some people with him and
just be careful.
I said, thank you, man you man i appreciate that then his friend gets up and he's walking he keeps walking he positions himself at
the corner of the ball what i'm telling you is it was a lot of wacky like goofy shit going on in
there but now the lakers was getting smacked and And now I done look up and came back.
I'm glued to this shit.
And as soon as they go into overtime,
oh, we're going to overtime.
Them motherfuckers in the spot hit all the lights.
Click, click, cut the TVs off.
Bomb.
Everybody out.
Oh, you motherfucker.
You got to be kidding me.
But that's cool.
Everybody out.
It ain't but five people in here. See, that's the other thing. These clips say somebody pulled be kidding me. But that's cool. Everybody out. It ain't but five people in here.
See, that's the other thing.
These clips say somebody pulled up on me.
No.
These goofy niggas was just in here.
Everybody pulled up.
They was there.
Gotcha.
So everybody got to get out.
These two goofy niggas now walk back to the bathroom and just stand in the hallway.
They're standing behind me and Mo.
They look weird.
They're not even doing nothing.
They, like, got their phones out together,
and they just stand in there.
Cool.
Me and Mo walk out, and that's what you see.
I'm, like, I just ate a little something, too.
That was the sig.
That was the sig.
That was the sig.
And, Joe Budden, I'm so goofy that this pressing clip goes out and all the news is, yo, man, you smoking.
You smoking again.
All the news is that and who's that girl?
Fuck my safety.
And the other one was, did this nigga put a lit cigarette in his pocket?
Like magic.
Like magic.
I had to watch it back.
I watched it back.
I'm smooth.
That's how much that nigga was pissing me off.
But anyway, like the Sig, these niggas come out and they just standing there looking like
they waiting for the Uber.
It's two niggas.
Non-threatening looking niggas.
Like, I still don't know who this dude is.
So they stand there, he pulls his phone out. And that's what you hear.
Buddies, buddies.
Yo, please.
Please don't take me.
Buddies.
Please don't take me.
Like you saw.
Okay.
Hey, Mo.
You walk inside.
So Mo walks inside.
I hit so.
So comes.
But I walk out.
And I have a few words with him and them.
How many dudes was it?
Two.
It was two, but they had some other niggas that was in the tuck.
In the tuck, man.
But listen, dog, I say what I say to them, and we go.
And then he tapes as we leave.
But that was the end of that.
And like I said, before I got home,
that shit was uploaded on the net.
Like, what do you want me to do, man?
I'm from the 90s.
I'm from the 90s.
Like, these internet games,
these Cloud Chaser games.
I agree.
He almost got himself in a pickle.
That was a real pickle
he almost got himself into.
Yo, you into. What?
No, I'm not disagreeing.
I'm telling y'all out there that these
internet games, they do have
real life ramifications.
The bad part is some people want them consequences,
y'all. They don't.
They don't. I think they do.
They don't. They think they do.
They do not. They don't.
I'm going to go to Jay-Z.
Jay-Z said y'all know two things for certain.
Don't nobody want to go to jail, and don't nobody want to get shot.
So niggas can play all the games they want to play.
They don't want the consequences that could potentially come from bullshit.
These new age niggas don't know when it's really like that, when that's really going on.
You niggas live with your
families and children no don't know real adult want to walk around with that paranoia that's
true don't know real adult when i don't nobody really familiar with how this beef stuff goes
wants to just volunteer to just get into them no i'm not talking about they take i'm talking about
the clout chasing shit they'll take but they don the face they'll take the ass whooping that come with
that because no he wanted to catch a lawsuit yes that's what i'm that's what i'm saying he wanted
to catch a lawsuit yes real beef you can't trick me no real beef like real i know niggas that when
they was beefing they had to leave their family over there and go rent an apartment somewhere so
that they could move how they wanted to move you know i'm saying like that's a different type of beef like i gotta go really rent an apartment because so that they can move how they want to move. You know what I'm saying? Like, that's a different type of beef.
Like, I got to go really rent an apartment because you never know who going to follow
you from the club.
You never know who puts the tracker under your car when you leave the club.
So I can't lure them to where my family rest their head.
I got to go rent an apartment.
That's a different type of beef that everybody not prepared for.
And that's the other thing.
The second that shit went out, I saw people, yo, dude live here.
Putting his information out there. Like, yo, y'all be careful what you do bro hey yo Caesar I see you following me too listen
nah the crate hold on hold on hold on my god another nigga doing some goofy shit this one
don't know this is this is crazy shit Cesar started following me last week.
Y'all remember?
Yeah, we made jokes about it.
He hits me.
He says, yo, what's up?
He says, yo,
yo, I see you got the real estate knowledge.
You know a little bit more than everybody.
I watch how you speak on the pod.
I appreciate that.
He says, yo,
now that I've been charged,
I'd like to come on the show.
He wanted to come on the show. He wanted to come on the show.
He says, yo, tell Joe, too, yo, chill out with the fat jokes.
I ain't that big no more.
Ha, ha, ha.
Right?
That shit is hurtful.
I hit Joe.
I said, yo, nigga, season one, come on the show.
Joe says, yo, let's do it.
So now you have an opportunity to come on the biggest urban platform and potentially tell your side of the story.
And you go do the goofy shit.
So I'm like, yo,
he says, yo, send me your number.
I said, no, you send me your number.
He sends me his number
but I don't see it
until the next day
because, you know,
I was running around on Tuesday.
Y'all know I had some shit
to take care of.
So I see the shit on.
It don't sound like that to me.
It sound like you down
with trying to line me.
You did leave work early.
I'm starting to look.
The picture is starting to form.
Mel, what?
I'm joking. Yo, Mel, I'm joking. The niggas that I sent ain't going to pull their cell phone out. starting to look starting pictures starting to form Mel what?
I'm joking yo Mel
I'm joking
the niggas that I sit
ain't gonna pull
they cell phone out
they not gonna
pull they phone out
that shit is like
got them nigga
towards the night
in Jersey
yeah like
that's different
that's the number one sign
that somebody
just pulled their phone out
they're not serious
about that
people out there that are are not as familiar with us if somebody just pointed a phone out. Yeah, they don't want to talk about it. They're not serious about that. People out there that are
not as familiar with us.
If somebody just got their
phone out, it just looked like
some clout chasing.
You're just trying to catch
the lawsuit.
Yeah, you're not trying to.
It's not giving what you think
it's giving, is what I'm saying.
So my thing is, yo, you had
an opportunity.
Because we, again, Joe said,
yo, let's do it.
Right.
So I hit him.
I said, yo, potentially Friday.
He says, all right. But he hit me. You know what I mean, yo, let's do it. So I hit him. I said, yo, potentially Friday. He says, all right.
But he hit me.
You know what I mean?
I didn't really see it.
So long story short is he could have potentially came on the show if you really wanted to get
your shit off and explain your side of the story.
You could have came on the biggest urban platform in the world to tell your side of the story.
But you got your peoples doing goofy shit.
Let me ask you.
And you can still come.
I'll send you the invite to a nice warehouse in Kearney, New Jersey.
Go right to Kearney.
Let me ask you a question.
Get it done like the old pull-ups.
Do you think he was sincere
about wanting to come on
or was that an attempt
to try to find out
where the exact line came from?
Not you, but...
I mean, I think the...
I think the...
The former.
Former.
Okay.
I think the former.
I think that
he really want to tell
his shit.
A lot of,
and now you see
that people really
be wanting the attention
that comes along
with a bunch of the shit.
I disagree, bro.
And I'm just saying
only because,
only because
when, like,
give him benefit of the doubt.
Let's say I don't know that.
That's just somebody that I know.
They think they're holding me down by doing that move, pulling up on him, right?
The fact that he went and posted that on his page and he's tagging it, what he's saying.
I saw it.
Tells me that I'm on fuck shit.
Let me tell you this.
When you want to line a nigga, see, this is where the disconnect come in.
When you want to line a nigga, you don't is where the disconnect come in. When you want to line a nigga,
you don't do that.
These niggas don't know that.
These niggas ain't know that.
So y'all ask me a question.
Do you think it was the lineup,
or do you think it was...
No, I'm just saying.
I'm here for the jokes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Y'all having a blast.
Y'all are serious.
I'm just saying, like, yo,
that shit is, you know what I mean?
Like, it's kind of...
I mean, if you cool,
if you cool, then we cool.
Just record me.
Listen, do the same thing to me.
I have it documented of my being recorded randomly
and reaction is documented.
I'm like five and O with that behavior.
Flip.
Yes?
You know, if you do it, then I'm still on the hook.
No, no, no, you're not.
I'm Quase Flip.
Remove him from that.
I didn't like it because I thought that it was...
We have a contract.
FlipTheNetwork.com.
We have a contract.
I did have a sign.
And I love you, man, but I just...
You know, what it is with me is just you recording somebody that doesn't like to be recorded.
Yo.
Recording nigga that like to be recorded.
I totally feel where Flip is coming from.
I've been outside all week.
And the people that I speak to when I'm outside, they don't be as understanding with things as me.
Nor do they have the same amount of tolerance for things that I do.
And they don't got nothing to lose neither two more things one no these niggas really
really love me yes niggas really really love me a lot of people I didn't ask to
speak to some of these people I wouldn't want to speak to. Some of these people I wouldn't want to speak to. And a lot of them
moved to Georgia.
Yo, Joe, you know
I'm right here now.
Yo, you know
I'm right down.
Ooh, I wish you
would've hit me.
Here come everybody.
Ah!
Now I got to spend
the rest of my week
keeping niggas
off y'all.
The fusion.
The fusion.
Because you want to
play internet games.
I would've respected
if Joe would've came
and said, yo, I saw Cesar, brother. He came and spoke to me at the joint. I you want to play internet games. I would have respected if Joe would have came and said, yo,
I saw Cesar, brother.
He came and spoke to me at the joint.
I never knew that was his brother.
I would have respected that.
I thought it was a weirdo fan.
That nigga sounded weird.
I thought it was a fan being weird.
I'm used to that.
He should have just, yo, I'm Cesar, brother.
Who the bop bop is.
Yo, yo, what you had to say? Pizza, pizza. Nigga, I'm Cesar's brother. What up? He's got to it.
What you had to say?
Pizza, pizza.
Nigga, I'm the pepperoni.
Yeah.
That's what you should have did.
And shout out to my girl, Mo.
So smooth.
Step right back.
I fuck with Mo.
I fuck with Mo.
Step right out of that mix.
That's my girl.
Go ahead, girl.
Go ahead, Mo.
See, baby, you want me to do something to you.
I say, yeah, Joe.
Yeah. I got a call, too. Yeah, but Mo. I said, yo, baby, you want me to do something to you? I said, yeah, Joe. Yeah.
I got a call too.
Yeah, but then...
I said, Flip, what happened?
But you can tell
when somebody wants you
to do something to them.
Yes.
You can tell when somebody
wants you to do...
And the nigga's 4'11".
He fat too.
The fact he got the phone out
antagonizing you says,
okay, you want me to do something.
His man is old
and not too athletic looking.
Like, I had to handle
both of them niggas right there.
I know I'm not supposed
to say that right here,
but I let them know it, but they edited it out.
That's the other problem with beating niggas up,
because I thought about this.
If I beat them up, the footage ain't going to go out.
You got to do like gang.
You got to do like gang.
Gang whooped ass and recorded.
Game is 6'5". And narr recorded. Game is 6'5".
And narrated.
Game is 6'5".
And had a whole set behind him.
That was some of the illest shit in the world.
I'm not going to lie.
That was some of the illest shit I ever saw in the world.
That was fire.
Hey, you cannot fuck with game.
Sorry.
But.
But.
That was some of the illest shit in the world when he did that.
And we never heard from that nigga again.
But learn your lesson there.
That nigga sued him.
You lying.
Yes.
The Bushes?
Yeah, he sued him.
He sued him.
Not the street nigga.
No, he didn't.
Yes.
No, he did not.
Yes, he did not yes he did
look now they pulling up
phone, iPad
Google
come on
we can take a break
and y'all can go look at it
if y'all want
he sued him
he got on the stand
he took the stand
and said
yo
he did it
I was under duress
I'm stressed
my life will never be the same
I lost this much money
we asked
damn
and won the lawsuit
for over 200 grand.
And then sued again
because the game didn't pay it.
And it was an unpaid judgment
of 216 grand.
That's what I'm telling you.
And that's the problem.
Niggas want the lawsuit.
That's the problem.
That's what they want.
But now street niggas
ain't exempt from doing that too.
Niggas is trying to get a buck.
It's a recession.
It's inflation. And all y'all mixtapes ain't exempt from doing that, too. Niggas is trying to get a buck. It's a recession. It's inflation.
And all y'all mixtapes ain't selling.
Yeah.
Niggas is fucked up out here.
Everybody don't know where the dope is at.
That fucked me up right there.
Yeah, it did, too.
Some of you niggas that were eating off weed, the dispensaries got y'all out of here.
You never know what the scam is now.
I'd say there's a whole bar for everything.
Can't even steal on a nigga.
Motherfuckers will sue.
They ain't gonna sue me.
I'm keeping mine.
Exactly.
That's why I said
what I said when I hit you.
Fool me one time.
Take me.
One thing about Joe.
I'm alarming.
Fast learner.
Fast learner Fast learner
Studious
So that's
Cause that's when it hurt
And I wanna tell you that
Cause I know you love me
And you sound like
All the niggas I've spoken to
I ain't required
I got a call
Nigga said
Why you wasn't there
Flip
You know that's an old school
She don't talk
Why you wasn't there
Nigga
Nigga what
I don't be hanging out
With this nigga everyday
But I ain't even call him.
I watched Joe Mannerism.
I said, he doesn't like that.
Cool.
So then now,
when I go up there,
I want to invite that type
because I want to be recorded
because they would have
been handled differently.
LJR, record this nigga.
So we both recorded.
Yeah, we both got footage, nigga.
Then I went, I saw,
Cesar, you following me?
Salute.
And the other nigga,
Cesar, you and your whole family could suck my entire dick and the helmet, nigga.
Real good, you bitch ass nigga.
The fuck is these niggas talking about?
I ain't playing with none of these niggas.
I wish they would try to get some mint watermelon.
I wish they would try to get some.
We back in there.
Hey, I wish y'all would try to come get some mint watermelon.
Now that I know who you are.
Oh, man.
And if I would have just hit the phone, I was able to sue.
True.
Anything, bro.
Oh, yeah, I forgot you could sue for that, too.
Yes.
You can't do nothing.
Yes, you can't do shit.
You are rendered helpless in that situation.
The only thing he could do is exactly what Joe did.
Put the cigarette in your pocket.
I zoomed in. I know where in your pocket. I zoomed in.
I know where that shit went.
I zoomed in.
That's how you know.
That was a pro smoker.
You dropped it.
That was a pro smoker.
You know how mad I was?
No, police used to hit the block.
You didn't want to be seen.
You didn't want to be seen smoking.
Corey, police hit the block.
You just dropped it.
I want to finish my stick.
We would stretch out the bar over time. I was trying to finish my stage. We was stretching out the bar.
Overtime, I was headed.
Huh?
They blessed me.
Yeah.
I'm blessed.
Oh, man.
But y'all know I like to move around.
Listen, I'm okay.
If I'm not okay, it'll be a mass alert.
It'll be a text.
Yeah.
It'll be a text out if I'm not okay. Like when them niggas had me surrounded and dunking when I was a kid.
Couldn't get out.
Or Jersey Girls.
Nah, I don't think we were surrounded there.
I don't think that we were surrounded there.
Just because those was y'all friends.
They wasn't my friends.
I ain't no niggas.
I don't give a fuck about none of them niggas.
Just because niggas in Newark
thought them niggas was tough,
I never thought they was tough.
They not from Newark.
They wasn't from Newark.
You and your family.
No, I'm just saying.
They wasn't from Newark.
What you talking about?
I didn't think they was tough.
And bigger than that, we said surrounded.
Surrounded means surrounded.
And you could be surrounded by 7,000.
They only had the,
yes, you bitch ass nigga,
they only had the front door surrounded.
I'm the bitch ass nigga.
They only had the front door surrounded.
Joe. They only had the front door surrounded. Joe.
They only had the front door surrounded.
And where was we?
Inside.
No, we wasn't.
No, we wasn't.
Where were we at?
Outside the front door.
They had us.
Holy shit.
They had us.
They sure didn't know when they had us.
They had us because he don't drink, he don't smoke.
This nigga be alert.
They had us that night.
You know where it was weird, though?
Little wooden gate had everybody outside.
Remember the gate?
I know.
I know the gate.
Like, man, good looking gate.
What the fuck did you talk about, nigga?
Oh, I do remember some of the heat out there.
Yo, shut up, yo.
Shut up, yo.
Yo, how'd we get out of that?
How'd we get out?
How'd he get out?
Since we've surrounded.
Shout out to Tommy.
Little Tommy, you know what I mean?
Ta.
Ta-ta.
This nigga be putting my life at risk.
Don't want to give me no raise.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yo, this.
Yo, this.
Yo, this. Yo, this. Yo, this. Yo, this. Yo, bitch! Yo!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, shit!
Holy shit!
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit. Oh, man. Oh, man. He went and got that one. That one. Oh, man. Holy shit.
Oh, man.
Don't do that again.
Them niggas ought to surround it, nigga.
I don't know what you talking about.
Shout out to Thomas.
You got out of there, right?
Yeah, them niggas speaking another language, all type of shit.
Oh, man.
I don't understand that, nigga.
Threaten me in English.
Fuck you.
Holy shit.
Shout out to Thomas.
He just saved my ass.
You don't say.
Quick call.
Quick phone call.
It was.
See, but that's real shit we talk about.
This is.
It's not that.
It's not that.
It's not that.
We've been in real.
It's not that.
You know what I mean?
It's not that.
So, hey, you fat fucks
just be smooth, man.
Be smooth.
Fight your little cases.
Do your little lives
with Tony the Closer.
There's other ways to make it messy
and it be a safe way to do it.
Yeah.
No more hookah for y'all.
I'll tell you that. That's just you gotta play save sorry too bad man some honey wings
You gotta take it up the street off the hip sorry buddy
Good music You got to take it up the street, up the hill now. Sorry, buddy. All right.
Good.
Music.
All right.
Now we can talk about music.
Music, man.
On to gangsta shit.
Jeezy dropped.
Real gangsta shit.
It's not a gangsta album, really.
But yeah, Jeezy did drop.
How was it, Ice?
I thoroughly enjoyed it, of course.
I'm a Jeezy fan.
And it is, when he announced the album
which was
I may forget but I'll never forget.
But I won't forget.
Excuse me I'm saying it wrong.
I was immediately saying
I hope this is like a continuation
of the
Therapy of My Soul track
from Recession 2.
I wanted that type of Jeezy.
Like you've given us
the flipping bricks and all that for a long
time. I don't really need to hear that because I know
you not doing that.
He's always on his
growth pause
mental health. Where he's at
now, I want to hear that in the music now.
Got it. This is exactly what he did.
He addressed a lot of the issues he had
with previous
associates and friends.
And he this was like his book in audio form.
That's a bunch of shit.
Then it was a double album.
Now, when I saw 29 tracks, I got a little nervous.
Jesus, my favorite rapper.
I don't know if I want 29 tracks.
But then I saw half of it is mixed production and the other half was completely produced by Justice League and that's the one that's a match made
in heaven that's right that was track 16 was trying a lot of people I know said
they press play from track 16 on because they just wanted to hear the Justice
League production even though Justice League does produce on the first album
to mmm the brook said that they were involved in the mixing and over the kind of executive producer sound like the first half as well that second
half is phenomenal I didn't listen to the first half yet I listen to both of
course and it's some shit on the first half it's some shit on the second half
there's records I could do without on both um I think two of my favorite songs
actually come on the first half of the project I'll get to it eventually I'm
not trying to dismiss it
entirely. But overall, this is a great
growth album, which is exactly what I
wanted from Jeezy. So you've given me
the trap classics. You've given me the drug
gang classics. I wanted to hear
mature Jeezy. And
this did it for me.
I was happy to hear music that sounded
like they tried hard
to make good music for the first
time in some fucking years.
They got violence.
They got saxophones.
They got choirs.
This shit is mixed beautifully.
Wait, he doing that on the second half?
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Now, there's some luxury on the second half.
I've only heard one to 13, so I can't comment on.
I'm just listening to y'all, but y'all getting me excited now.
Yeah.
For the second half.
But I was listening, and I was like, I don't know.
This shit sound like Justice League to me.
I think it was like three.
No, the second half sounds like Justice League.
I only heard the first half.
One through 13 is what I heard.
It's a lot of music.
I agree with everything you said.
It sounds like mature, cheesy.
And while I was happy to hear that, after I heard track 13, I lot of music. I agree with everything you said. It sounds like mature, cheesy, and while I was happy
to hear that,
after I heard track 13,
I went to Thug Motivation.
Yeah.
Like,
it was cheesy all morning
in my house
from that.
See,
I like the ability
to jump back and forth
between the two.
Like, I don't...
Oh, you scared the shit
out of me.
I don't necessarily
got to hear all...
When I want to hear
Thug Motivation...
You can go to that.
It exists. I don't need you to keep trying to recreate that because you thug motivation. You can go to that. I can do this
I don't need you to keep trying to recreate that cuz you didn't that's it
That's in the cat and that's where a lot of people mess up can do they keep trying to recreate that sound. Oh, who's this?
tags coming
For the week rather scuba gear could it shit keep deep
Yeah, can't swim nigga nigga, you're bound to drown
You're lucky even at the table, nigga, sit down
Niggas ain't got shit to show for it
You ain't got it, nigga, go ask your hoe for it
Can't look me in the eye, nigga, spin the key
Just be honest with yourself, you still envy me
Cry me a river, Justin timber me
He has given friend to me, I don't like your energy
The boy ain't mine, why we talking about supporting supporting way too real to be talking about it story?
TeeDee Jake's told me just pray
Tony Robbins told me don't play it's your vision make it happen. It's all this my boat
This
Some late night. Yeah, that's nice. There's some late night.
Yeah, that's nice.
There's some shit on here. That's nice right there.
There's some shit on here.
Sound good with the right speakers, right headphones, whatever.
Shit sounds great, bro.
Sound good in the Benz.
I'm telling you.
Say less.
Say less.
I'm warning you.
That sounds good.
That sounds good.
Go Jeezy.
No features.
Entire project.
Oh, there's none in the first half, too?
No.
No features.
Interesting.
Just him.
I like that.
That's fire, too.
No, no features.
Interesting.
Just him.
I like that.
That's fire, too.
Like, when he put the, I guess, like a little promo clip up,
and he was like, I may forgive,
and he listed a bunch of people that he had static with in the past.
And I'm looking at the names.
I'm like, oh, he's addressing all of this on the album?
And then at the bottom it says, but I won't forget.
Like, it tells you the mindset he's going in.
He's been taught, every post,
if you look on his Instagram,
everything is talking about growth, forgiveness, therapy.
Like, I'm like,
okay, this is some real.
He's been doing a shit ton
of interviews.
Yeah, man.
That was the other thing
that was a little strange
while I'm in the bathroom
blasting this Jeezy shit.
I'm looking at my phone,
fucking big ass picture of him
as a kid all blinking.
This shit is fucking me up.
Oh, yeah.
The little animated album covers.
The GIF covers are kind of weird.
That fucked me up.
Man, the first time I saw that, they just changed them.
Because they changed old ones, too.
I was listening to The Chronic.
And Dre is sitting there doing this.
And I'm like, am I tweaking? You sitting there doing this and I'm like,
am I tweaking? You thought you was hot?
I'm like,
what the fuck is going on?
Am I tripping?
This shit is just...
I don't know if I like the gift covers.
I'm not going to lie.
I don't pay attention to those shits.
Let's get to it.
Let's get to it.
I know where you're going.
Yeah, I hear you.
I know where you're going.
Yeah, let's go.
I don't have time to waste.
Let's go.
Let's go. Actually, before I do that, that shit is Yeah. I know where you're going. Yeah. Let's go. I don't have time to waste. Let's go. Let's go.
Actually, before I do that.
That shit is hard.
Before I do that.
Come on, man.
I just wanted to come in here and do this, actually, before I do that.
Play the solo first.
Yo, this is craziness.
Look at this, man.
Let me hear it.
This is crazy.
What would rapper Joe have done?
Shit type shit.
She left it right here for me.
Oh, shit. She live here. She live here. Right here for me.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my god. OK.
Now we can go.
Now we can go.
That's right out of your bag right there.
Yo, I didn't know she was about to do this.
It wasn't all the way out of his bag because it was only a short guitar solo.
Yeah, it was too short.
She would have been four minutes on a Joe Reagan.
Yo, who made this beat?
Who produced this?
Let me tell you.
Oh, my.
What?
Nah, I need a minute.
I need a minute.
No, really.
I'm looking it up. I went to Jeezy
I went to Lucky Day
I went to Majid Jordan
I went to
mad
other shit
and then last
on my list
I said oh shit
Meg
it's uh
Derek Milano
Bankroll got it
and Sean
Source
Jarrett
are the producers
shout out to them
oh nah I gotta call Derek Milano the guitarist is Diggy And Sean Source Jarrett are the producers. Shout out to them.
Oh, no.
I got to call Derek Milano.
And the guitarist is Diggy Lessard.
They went.
No.
They did.
No.
They went crazy.
No.
I need a beat if you're doing that.
I need a beat.
To do what with?
To listen to.
All right. There you go.
Good answer.
Just to listen to. There you go. Good answer. Just to listen to.
My man.
Dog.
Answer the phone, nigga.
I don't care what time it is in L.A.
Come on.
Snatch.
Yeah.
Left it right there.
All right, we'll get back to him.
Brand new Meg Thee Stallion. And I ain we'll get back to him. Brand new Megan Stallion.
And I ain't going to lie to y'all.
If she about to keep doing, if she about to do this,
then Tory going to have to go sit down for at least seven years, yo.
I'm on the side of the media.
He was wrong.
He shouldn't have did that shit if she gonna do this.
This is who I want to hear.
I want to hear from bitches that's depressed.
I want to hear from bitches that's sad about some shit.
Yeah, this pussy get popping, but I'm struggling inside.
I think that's where the best art comes from.
It's not gender specific.
You're not wrong.
And the women, I commend Meg, yo. It's real easy to get pigeonholed into just that shit that's working with pop and pussy and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
But at some point.
Need to hear some real shit.
Over this beating, this guitar.
And it speaks to her awareness, right?
As long as everybody get paid, right?
All right, so we looking around now.
Yeah. We looking around now yeah we looking
around now it ain't all fun and game it ain't just meg that that came in some of you niggas
are shady now that call crawford shit starting to wear on my mental i'm sitting in the dark room
thinking probably why i always end up drinking yes i'm very depressed i got somebody so blessed
when i slit they breasts shit i probably bleed out some pinot. When they find me, I'm in Valentino.
She's going off.
She is going off, yo.
She's going off.
What you gonna say?
Not a damn thing.
I probably bleed out some pinot.
Pinot.
And that's coming off of the,
I'm sitting in my room thinking
that's probably why
just all day I'm drinking.
She's reflecting.
She's reflecting.
She heard some of the rumors too.
Some of them might have been applicable.
She wanted to maybe clean some of this shit up.
I love this shit.
I love it.
I did not expect to love this the way that I do this.
This to me was the hardest drop.
And she managed to, it's still a bop.
Oh no, it's going.
You know what I'm saying?
It's going.
It ain't no sad, depressing.
For the people that don't listen to the lyrics, y'all just going to be jamming.
Right.
This beat is hard, and she talking that shit.
I wonder how she decided to do that over this beat.
That's what I be wanting to hear from Arden.
This beat don't say to do that.
I mean, it's got, no, it's a little bit of emo in there. I can see how it might inspire that. I could. There's a little bit of emo in there. That guitar. Guitar don't go wrong you know.
Shout out to the guitar sound.
He pouring me shots, thinking it's lit. Ha, little did he know.
Pussy depressed. I'm about to stress him out.
This pussy is depressed.
But this ain't domestic. That's what she saying. This pussy is depressed.
That's what she said.
Yo, she put that in the chorus.
Come on, yo. Stop playing along.
Man, I miss my parents.
Way too anxious.
Always careful of my plans.
I'm screwed up.
How are you cheating?
Getting his dicks up.
In the same spot I'm sleeping.
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
This is where I got to get turned back into a nigga.
You had me.
I was vibing with you.
I don't like that line.
Why?
Pipe down.
I don't like the line because... I love it.
I don't like...
Sorry.
Why do you love it?
I don't like the line...
I'm mad at him.
I want to...
Hey, when you're on Mel's side, I don't like that.
Go on, Joe.
Tell us why.
I'm on Mel's side, too.
Tell us why you're mad.
Tell us why you're mad.
That's the side you always...
No.
No, not true.
Not true.
He's always on the girls and the kids.
No.
Tell us why you don't like it.
Anti-toxic?
Go ahead.
I would eventually like to see
her
date someone
and then not kick their back in.
That's why I don't like it
you can't say that
you got a whole discography of people you dated that kicked their back in
oh shit
that was your back
yeah I wasn't even going down
they got you again
you were a genius at kicking someone's back in that you dated
Bruce Lee the the kick.
The back and over shot.
Hey, over no the pain.
Bruce Lee on the kick.
What are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about, sir?
I didn't kick all they backs in.
What?
It was.
Ice.
Help.
I didn't kick all they backs in.
You retired.
There you go.
They just kept it so clean who her and party they kept it clean this is like whatever they had going on i think they did a real good job of concealing that and suppressing it i'm gonna go
we came in here stop stop this is this is for me to. This is for me to say.
This is for me to say.
So she found her voice.
I hate when that happens.
Fuck you.
I hate when girls find their voice.
Y'all came in here because it was the whole thing where Meg went to the wedding with the soccer player and blah, blah, blah.
Like a bird.
Fuck you.
And you know what y'all motherfuckers said collectively?
That she's a hoe. Fuck you. And you know what y'all motherfuckers said collectively? That she's a hoe.
This party.
Like, he held her down at her worst moment and da-da-da and this, that, the other.
I'm just like, are you fucking serious?
Like, we don't know the inner workings of this relationship.
And there might have actually been some.
I clearly said at that time, there might have been some shit that we don't know about.
Well, she is clearly letting us know what the hell was really going on during that time.
And she was the one that was judged for it.
Can I ask you a question, Mel?
Yep.
You got some crack in that?
Does him getting his dick sucked in her bed mean that he was not holding her down?
Are you fucking serious?
Yes.
That is amazing that you guys think that way.
I'm asking you a question.
Yes, I'm cheating on you in your house.
I'm getting my dick sucked in your house.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
She didn't say in my house.
She said in the bed I sleep in.
I slept in.
That could be his bed.
That could be his bed.
Fair enough, fair enough.
You know bitches don't have beds.
You know bitches don't have beds.
Don't do it.
Don't act like girls got mattresses.
Don't let them get that off.
Y'all just started getting mattresses.
Y'all couldn't even work in this country.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Holy shit.
Y'all just got jobs.
Vote.
Right.
Shut up.
You trying to roast me?
I just became that woman.
I'll fuck you up.
All right, no, but go ahead.
No, she didn't say that part about the bed.
You're right.
You're right.
She didn't differentiate between her bed or his bed.
It's the bed she sleeps in.
Can you hold somebody down and still be cheating on them?
Yes.
No, no, no.
I don't really think so.
No.
Because I think that there's such a level of...
Mute up, Corey.
I think that there's such a level of deceptiveness that's going on that it's going to make you
question every single thing that you've done.
What that has to do with the action of holding the person down?
Because-
I'm still holding you down.
I'm still taking care of my shit.
Dog power.
I'm still paying the bills.
Dog power.
I'm still doing whatever I have to do.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Did you just say taking care of the bills?
Because I'm going to call bullshit on that one.
Listen, hold on.
I'm just-
We're not speaking about-
What it's looking like at that-
Hold on, wait, wait.
What it's looking like at that on. What it's looking like.
You were talking about general.
In general.
You can hold somebody down and still fuck somebody else.
I'm paying the bills.
I'm taking anything you need.
You got.
You don't have a worry in the world.
Except for this infidelity that I'm committing.
Except for that.
But hold on.
But hold on.
But would you risk.
Would you.
In the scenario that you're creating right now.
Yes.
Yeah.
Maybe.
Possibly. If you're. If you're paying all the bills all the bills and blah blah blah and you get your dick sucked every once
in a while i should look the other way okay fine in your scenario fine that probably you even said
that you even said that i am saying that i'm saying i'm saying that in your scenario that
probably works in this particular scenario apparently fucking not because it doesn't look
like meg needed anything from him except emotional support, dealing with all the stuff that she was going through.
That's a big except.
Except for all the stuff that she was going through.
So now she's finding out that you were...
So you did need something from him.
And he provided it.
So you did need something from him and he provided it.
Emotional support?
Why are you saying it with that tone?
Whoa, Mel, you downing emotion.
No, I'm not.
I'm not dumbing it down.
Okay, you sure?
No, I'm not dumbing it down. Okay, you sure? No, I'm not dumbing it down,
but I'm also saying that in the same way
that you are doing some extracurricular shit
and lying and being deceptive,
then that's going to make me question every single,
your intention behind every single act.
Why are you cracking your knuckles?
Oh, oh, oh.
Let me get you two.
Ladies and gentlemen, the bakery is open.
The bakery has now opened.
Are you serious right now or no?
Welcome.
How can I take your order?
I'm serious.
I don't want to put this on Meg.
Okay.
Turn the page.
They were in a relationship.
Right?
I don't know their inner workings.
But he could have been emotionally supportive, spiritually supportive,
and all other types of support
that she might have needed
outside of the financial piece
because she's well off.
Cool.
He getting his dicks up.
That don't mean he wasn't supporting her
in those things.
Hold up.
Now it also comes out
that you fucking this nigga
that supposedly shot you.
You lied to Gail,
so you probably lied to me. You fucking this nigga.
You damn right I'm going to get my dicks up.
Talk. Now speak to that piece.
Slurpees. I would love for you to speak
to that. Don't dance around it.
Speak to that directly.
You guys are so juvenile. I am officially in a preschool.
Okay?
I am in a fucking...
Get out of here.
Get the fuck back to your seats.
You better come back, man.
The ladies is counting on you.
He just killed you.
Yeah, the ladies are counting on you right now.
And we're not going to dog pound.
And that hotel counting on you, too.
This is a one on one
Oh shit
And BMW
It's a lot of people
Counting on you
Mel come back please
Yeah what do you think
We're not dog pounding
It's a one on one
It's a one on one fight
We
Like you said
Like you said
And like I said
We don't know
The inner workings
Of their relationship
So therefore
We don't know What she revealed to him I'm under the I'm under the impression like I'm of the mindset
that Meg sitting in that interview was forced to answer questions that she was not ready to answer
true because it was a lose-lose situation either Well, that's what a deposition is. No, the interview.
I'm talking about
the interview with Gail.
That's what I'm talking about.
So when Gail asked her
the question,
first of all,
when I'm looking,
I was looking at Gail
like sideways,
like why would you
ask her that question?
Like this is not the,
this is not a gotcha
interview for her.
You know what I'm saying?
There's different people
that would have asked
that question to me
that was the wrong place.
You didn't think
that question was relevant?
Not really. Why? Really? Okay. You didn't think that question was relevant? Not really.
Why?
Really?
To be objective, it wasn't relevant?
I received that.
Not really.
I'm throwing that shit right back in the garbage.
I don't receive none of that shit.
So at the time in which she answered the question, she was in a lose-lose situation.
She's either admit, think about her, think about her, the image that she portrays.
She's Meg Thee Stallion.
She's a girl's girl.
No, that matters.
This matters.
I'm talking about the question.
I know.
I'm leading towards the question.
It's a long trail.
Yeah.
Let her go.
She gets long-winded when she's off.
I'm not off.
I just, okay.
Simply put
I think that
Asking her that question
At the time in which
She asked that question
It put her in a really
Really compromising position
To just choose the lesser
Of two evils
Also I think that Meg
She was 24, 25 at the time
She's newly famous
And shit like that
She's answering these questions
And she doesn't necessarily know
What the outcome is going to be.
Nobody did.
You know what I'm saying?
So it's just like,
it's a situation
in which you're trying
to forecast the future
but you have no idea
what it's going to be
and what it's going to look like.
So that's what I think
about that question.
I'm talking about the question
I asked you.
So when I'm talking about
her and Pardee,
I do not believe
that she did not reveal to him
all the dirtiness,
all the dirt underneath her fingernails.
Let's stand with you.
You can tell me you fucked this nigga.
I'm getting my dicks sucked.
What's the difference?
Why are you getting your dicks sucked?
She didn't cheat on party with him.
You haven't got your dicks sucked?
What do you mean, why?
Yo, Mel.
No, no.
This shit is a vibe.
Let's not scream
I don't want to scream with you
We having a good day
Don't stress out
What I'm saying is this
We are talking about
Party getting his dicks up
And he's wrong
Don't fuck up the morale of the party
No what
Shut up
What I'm saying
All I am saying is
By way of your argument
He's getting his dick sucked
As a retaliation
I didn't say that at all
You were saying that
Yeah you never said that
I never said that Joe stay out of it Joe stay out of it You fucked this nigga So I'm gonna get his dick sucked as a retaliation. I didn't say that at all. You were saying that. Yeah, you never said that. I never said that.
Joe, stay out of it.
Joe, stay out of it.
You fucked this nigga, so I'm going to get my dick sucked.
I didn't say that.
That sounds like retaliation.
I didn't say that.
What did you say?
I don't know the order in which the dick sucking and the fucking took place.
He might have got his dick sucked first.
She might have fucked after.
I'm saying that if-
They weren't together.
I think that y'all-
I let you speak uninterruptedly i let you rock sorry what
i'm saying is if they are in a relationship during this time he was supposed to be emotionally and
mentally supportive of her that is what we said as a consensus yes during that time he got his
dicks up okay cool what i'm saying is when it comes public knowledge that you was fucking this
nigga and I look stupid for defending
you to the world
I'm getting my dick sucked too
and there was a thing during the trial
what where she
had an uncomfortable day on the stand
divulging a bunch of her personal
and sexual business
and
the word
was that that was the first time
that party had found out
quite a bit of that. Some of them details.
Not just whatever Tori shit is but quite a few
of those details.
That might have been a rough day in the relationship for anybody.
For anybody. And again
even if he did know now the world
knows. Y'all are all
over the place.
I just, I'm just saying, you can be there for someone and get your dick sucked.
That's all, that was all I was saying.
Okay, and all I'm saying is...
And I know that women feel the way that Mel feels, though.
No, but all I'm saying is if I think that we're in a monogamous...
Women feel like, yeah, women feel like one X is out the rest.
Yeah, if we're in a monogamous relationship, let's just say that that's what she thought.
That they were in a monogamous relationship because that's what they portrayed to us.
We do not know.
Then I'm going to be really fucking upset that you got your fucking dick sucked while I think that we're in this thing together.
I understand that. My response to that is if I'm there for you while you are at your lowest point, while some fans are turning on you, while the media is turning on you, while your whole world is falling in and I'm the only solid rock that's there for you.
We got that from her admission.
That's not our assumption.
Then however we end end I would like it
to be clean okay I was there for you at your darkest time you're suicidal you're still having
these these thoughts and these feelings that tells me that they weren't eradicated in the relationship
so he's just there now he's just there now trying to be the rock for somebody that's going through
something they've never been through spiritually and emotionally before and I hate to do this to you but I do think that that is a
sensitive area for you maybe so yeah I think you have a thing with niggas and how they behave while
you while you are going through shit like that I am I'm always very clear and this is where I'll wrap it up. I'm always very clear
on where I stand
with somebody
because I do not
like to
be,
like have this
Cinderella fucking complex
going on in my head
and like create a storyline.
So I like to be very clear
on where we are.
Monogamy,
are we exclusive,
et cetera,
are we homie,
lover, friends,
whatever the case is
and if I know
that we are just homie lover friends
and you're mad cool and you adore me
and blah, blah, blah,
but we still have extracurricular activities,
then I'm not going to say a motherfucking word
if you're getting your dick sucked.
That's how I look at things.
But if you are telling me you are my one and only
and it is just us,
then I have that expectation from you
as you have that expectation from me,
regardless of what we find out about each other's past.
Don't judge me on my past.
Mel, the word monogamy don't mean
that we won't ever go through something
with a third party.
That's fair.
The infidelity sure does play a role sometimes.
You're speaking to your expectation.
Great.
A lot of infidelity happens against whatever Shorty is expecting.
Okay.
So that don't mean that it's time to not go through this or not handle it.
How do we handle it?
I don't think this is the best way to handle it, but it's not my business.
And I love this song.
And Parks is right.
I'm wit kicking your exes back.
And fuck it, y'all changed my mind. I'mes back. And fuck it. Y'all changed my mind.
I'm not necessarily saying I'm wit.
Y'all changed my mind.
But in this record, she's being vulnerable and super transparent about everything.
Then now's the time to do it.
That's the time.
Y'all are right and I'm wrong.
That's why I'm like.
You're right and I'm wrong.
This is where you do that at.
And I hate the fact that we got off on this tangent to this dope ass song.
I'm back.
I'm back.
I'm back. I'm back.
And wait a second.
Before we finish that,
if he's getting his dick sucked there,
then you were awake.
What?
You're not using the bed right now.
You ain't there.
You're not there.
I had Martha come.
Martha came and tightened the sheets up. You got a busy schedule. Word, I changed the sheets.
That's the most important part.
I've had some of those fights before about
what? Changing sheets. Changing sheets is most important.. I've had some of those fights before about what? Changing sheets.
Changing sheets is most important. About chicks feeling like
it's my bed. Sometimes they felt like it was their bed
when it wasn't their bed. My mom
had to tell her, ex of mine, that's not your bed.
You keep saying
he did this and that. That's his
bed. Your mother said that?
Yes!
She said that.
She's not trying to tell you not to be angry at some shit,
but you got to have the proper perspective.
That's not your bed.
After you...
That man can do what the fuck he want to do in his bed.
Now...
Did your girl ask you to throw out the mattress
after she found out you were cheating?
She said some stupid shit like girls always say.
Buy a new mattress, buy a new comforter,
buy a new pillow.
I done did this so many times
that I done heard buy the new everything.
I done did this so many times.
Bed, bath, and be all kidding.
I don't want that energy on me.
I don't want that energy on me.
Ten minutes later.
It's fun fucking something in the sink.
It's like an adrenaline rush.
That same thing y'all talked about
about fucking outside
and getting caught?
Y'all think that
that adrenaline rush leaves
when you're fucking another chick
in the bed that your girl
is supposed to be in?
So nobody's ever done that?
I didn't get an adrenaline rush
from it.
I'm just saying.
I do.
Bitch had to hurry up.
Hurry up, bro.
Come on.
You crazy as hell.
But we all,
we all done that.
What?
Humped in the same bed?
Or anything.
Any nigga that's ever cheated
that lived on their own.
Fuck you mean?
You changing sheets, though.
I mean,
to the people that's not me,
honestly,
it kind of feel like you plotting,
watching,
why you speaking on me
and my lowest
when you acting like you ain't knowin'?
I was trippin', goin' crazy, and they low-key hatin'
So they ain't gon' say shit, damn, I finally see
I'm killin' myself when bitches are down to be me
This pussy depressed, I'm about to stress him
Yeah, a pink nail's around his neck, but this ain't domestic
Think it's going down, huh
Now he's incorrect, ay
This perceived depressed, hmm
I'm about to
That beat is beating
I ain't going, yeah
No emotion, ay
Back outside, yeah
Back in motion, ay
He keep calling, hmm
But I ignore it
I'm letting it rock, I'm letting it rock
Don't I know it
That was the line of the song I ignore it. I'm letting it rock. I'm letting it rock. Don't I know it.
That was the line of the song.
Mm-hmm.
When she said. I'm out here killing myself when chicks is dying to be me.
I'm out here talking about killing myself when bitches out here dying to be me.
Meg, yo.
I ain't going to lie to you.
You absolutely went crazy on this.
Yes, you did.
Mm-hmm. you absolutely went crazy on this. Yes, you did.
You went crazy enough to make even your naysayers say that you went, a nigga hate on this.
He hate.
Yeah.
If you don't like this, you hate.
We haven't even talked about the visuals, though.
I'm not watching.
I don't care about the visuals.
Oh, my God.
You have to.
No.
I'm not watching.
No, you should.
I'm fired.
You should.
That's all I'm saying.
I know you don't.
It's marketing. I don't care. I didn't say it, but you can see a fucking picture. I like fire. You should. That's all I'm saying. I know you don't. It's marketing.
I don't care.
I love the song.
I didn't say it,
but you can see a fucking picture.
I like videos.
Yeah.
I like videos.
It is.
Yeah, y'all like videos.
I'm not a video guy.
She did a fucking thing.
Even just like the pictures,
the promo for this.
Wow.
What lobby was she in?
Shut up.
Toronto.
Toronto.
I hope that she's Doing more of this
I hope she do this
A little more
I ain't gonna hold you
This is incredible
This is a breath
Of fresh air
And now
This has
For me
The female
The woman
Rap
Race
Heating up now
Cause I had Meg out
No that's what I said
I had Meg out
I did not think That Meg could catch one.
I thought it was just going to be a whole lot of money spent and a whole lot of shaking
ass and rock nation and label tricks going on.
I didn't think the music would be...
This is incredible.
Effort in music, man.
Right?
It's a beautiful thing.
Look what happens.
Word.
Have you now got some new shit to write about?
We see this with rappers.
You can rap, but you're rapping about the same four block radius that you grew up in your whole life.
Now when you start to see more shit and experience more shit, if you can really rap, you can now incorporate that shit into your raps and into your songs.
Or if you go through something.
That's what I'm saying. So now that I went through some shit and I can rap,
I can now put all of that stuff on wax where before I ain't really experienced nothing.
I was popping ass and shaking titties
and all of that.
That's all I can write about.
You know what I'm saying?
Now she can put more shit into her music.
You went over there and gave Cardi that mid
knowing you had this heat in your studio.
That's what she did.
She went to Cardi's studio
with that Congo Bongo bullshit
that they both did
and left like,
gotcha, bitch.
And she was in there
getting information too,
like, you leading out with this?
That's your first record?
When you drop it?
When it's dropping?
Yeah, no, this is gonna
rattle the clubs.
I might even come right after you.
Might even drop my record.
How long?
We should do like a combined rollout.
Artists are shady.
Artists are shady.
I'm telling you that this happens.
Tell me I'm wrong again when Cole thinks I'm right about everything.
Say it again.
Say it again.
Talk about it.
Say it again.
I get my Jermaine bag.
Fucking Yachty.
But anyway, Meg, you got
me. You got me.
Shout out to Meg. That's powerful.
And I hope you feel better.
But not all the way better, because we need
We need
a little bit of heat. I'm sure that was cathartic.
I hope that your problems are rectified,
but not really soon.
Once the album's out. Yeah.
Or maybe you had to go through
maybe 13, 14 more.
Tory, I'm sorry, buddy.
Whatever she said you did, you did it.
I mean, and they established that, but.
Hey, I'm probably the last one
to that club.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
I don't ever want to hear
the word Tory and appeal
in the same sentence again.
They keep pump faking.
They keep making him
gather his belongings in jail
only to put it right back.
I used to hate
when that happened.
Hey, buddy, get ready.
Oh, wait.
Change the shifts.
Change the shifts.
Change the shifts.
Change the shifts. Change the shifts. Oh, that was the worst. Oh, man. Change the shifts. Change the shifts. Change the shifts. Change the shifts.
Change the shifts.
Oh, that was the worst.
Oh, man.
Another 13 hours.
You just by the cell looking around.
All right, shut up.
I ain't said nothing, bro.
They changed that shift on you.
You be tight.
Ice need to go just do a weekend.
No, the fucking goat.
Ice need a quick weekend.
No, he don't.
Just one.
No.
To know what jail feels like?
So you can gain some understanding,
some experience.
I don't,
I have other experience.
I don't need to experience that.
Builds character.
Yeah, I've got a lot of character.
Builds character.
I'm cool.
I'm a character.
My character's over here.
And it's going to build
your leg muscles up too.
You're going to be
one of them niggas.
No.
A lot of standing.
A lot of standing.
I got a nice comfy bed at home, homie.
Ice, I'm here to tell you, you don't need this experience.
I'm still talking about a bed.
This nigga said, he's going to build your leg muscles.
And his seats are available.
And his seats are available.
I'm not one.
You remember that.
No, I don't.
Nigga tried to say, yo, get up.
Cancel it, dear.
They ain't letting Ice get no comfy seat in the fucking booth.
He's crazy.
Ice ain't going in there.
You're going to do a lot of standing up.
Ice going to go home and go to lay down.
Don't break no law.
He don't.
Don't break no law.
Oh, man.
This nigga is an idiot.
Y'all got it.
Y'all can have it.
You're going to try and lean on the wall or something.
Something.
Hey, not that wall.
The other one.
Yeah, I'm cool.
Ice going to stand up.
I can't even.
I can't even get a seat in this motherfucker.
The hell he is.
Ice, your friend is laughing a little too hard.
I should fuck around with the toughest nigga in there, right?
His whole attitude may change.
And he gonna be hungry. And they gonna be hungry.
And they gonna be hungry.
Them bologna sandwiches ain't shit.
They not letting him keep that sandwich.
Good thing.
I don't want no bologna sandwiches.
You ain't getting that fruit and that juice, neither.
I'm gonna go to the store and buy my shit.
Or the milk. Give me that milk, nigga.
Give me that milk. And you look like you like milk.
Give me that shit. Why y me that milk and you look like you like milk. Give me that shit. Oh man.
Why you play my man like that?
They ain't playing me bro.
Nigga joke, I ain't.
That's one experience I'm cool with never having.
I'm not even gonna lie.
You ain't lying, it ain't one of bragging lines.
Niggas love to brag about that shit like,
oh yeah, you know.
You got it, you got it big dog.
It just builds character.
Yeah, well, you know.
A nigga definitely tried to get me out the seat one day.
Sorry, buddy.
I'm not budging.
I can't even stand too long.
It was a hard bitch too in fucking Kearney, Hudson County.
Yo, get up. Why?
That nigga in jail, you had to explain things.
I need to see the logic in this.
Because my niggas is coming in. I need to sit down
All right when I come get that seat, all right, you have to come get it you gonna be a brave nigga This sell right in front of the desk. I
Could fight you long enough
They must have seen seen some of that.
So my nigga came over there.
Hey, we splitting this up.
Yeah, now get out the cell, nigga.
Now go to the dirty cell.
He put them niggas in there with the dirties, the dingy Spanish niggas that just came in.
Yeah, nigga.
Now I get the whole bitch.
Nigga dope sick.
I get the whole bitch.
Just throwing up in the corner.
Yeah, yeah.
Go in there, nigga.
Now look at you.
In there with your little Project Buddies, right? Go ahead. Have a blast. Oh, man. Nigga dope sick. I get the whole thing. Throwing up in the corner. Go in there, nigga. Now look at you. In there with your little Project Buddies, right?
Go ahead.
Have a blast.
Oh, man.
Bitch ass nigga.
This nigga stupid, yo.
Yo, that nigga was about to spray me with beer mace.
I'm sorry?
That's what dude had, beer mace.
Who?
Dude, pizza pizza nigga.
You lying.
You lying.
I promise you, I'll show you a picture.
You took a picture of him?
No, you know, he was recording when the car pulled off,
and apparently he pulled out the beer mace.
That would have been assault.
Come on, man.
That would have been a lawsuit for you.
Beer mace, what?
He felt you were bearish?
I'll tell you one thing.
That's how you know That these niggas
Don't be one of the problems
That they think
If he think that
Beer mace can stop me
Like when I'm mad
Beer mace is strong
It's gonna have to be
It's gonna have to be
Why a nigga
Walking around with beer mace
Is it stronger than
Angel dust
I've had my own experiences with things that were,
is it that strong?
You're gonna need some angel dust to overcome that fucking,
that pain, maybe?
That nigga wanted to bear mace me?
What a fucking bitch.
You niggas, man.
Bear mace.
I'm gonna one of y'all niggas.
Soon as she pulls a s***. I'm a s*** one of y'all. As soon as you
pull the can out.
Look, now you
s***. Dumbass.
And down.
And down.
They're lucky, man.
They're lucky y'all are s***.
I can always
find a reason that somebody should get
you know what? let's get it
I understand serial cuters
stupid ass shoestrings
alright what else came out
Ice
led me down the wrong
path I didn't hear
pause I didn't hear the
Benny and Wayne record
then I heard it.
Ice played it for me.
Then I heard it.
Tell them what you said.
I said, Wayne watched them.
That's what I said.
He got clean quick.
He got back dirty fast.
That's what I said.
Yeah, I don't know if I'm rolling.
You ain't got to roll.
I ain't rocking with that.
That's fine.
Yeah, you led me down the wrong path.
No.
Wayne is known to clean a nigga up. True. But I didn't hear it there. That's fine. Yeah, you led me down the wrong path. No. I think what they want. Wayne is known to clean a nigga up.
True.
But I didn't hear it there.
But he was talking on there.
He was.
The record is called Big Dog.
Stayed in like dog reference bars the entire verse.
Keep talking.
I mean, I just I think feature Wayne is just a different animal.
And when he come on a record, he coming on the record to do that.
I mean, be clear, he bodied his verse,
but I don't know if he bodied Benny.
He didn't body Benny.
I'm standing on it. He didn't body Benny.
Be fair.
Nigga, life ain't fair, nigga.
Yeah, I'm just really happy to hear this from Benny, man.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Yo, yo, yo.
The Buffalo nigga, okay, I said it.
I hear you rappers claiming the chronic. You want it, you got it, you get it. New MG camera, hold up. Yo, I think this beat is hard.
This is a nice switch up for Benny.
I think that Wayne is on J. Cole time where anytime he come to the studio, he's trying to plan your funeral.
I do believe that those two are the only ones that are acting like that right now.
And I love that, by the way.
We need more, like, take it serious.
Like, yo, I'm coming here to take your head off, Paws.
I like this flow change from Benny.
It sounds like a...
I never heard a rap like this.
Yeah, yeah.
I never heard a rap like this.
I never heard a rap like this.
I never heard a rap like this. I never heard a rap like this. I never got paid for titties and kids tuition. They made my homies celebrities.
Took them on tour and fresh out of prison.
Got two hoes on my line and I don't need the back
because I ain't with it.
One fuck for money, one fuck, then want some money,
so it ain't no difference.
Per Benny, that was somewhat courtesy of J. Cole, actually.
He's on Rap Radar, and he was saying that Cole was coaching him
through some ideas as to how to approach music.
Talking about changing flows and giving some melodic shit and things of that nature.
Oh, that was nice of Cole to do after he cleaned him up.
What a gentleman.
That's when you're supposed to do it.
What a gentleman.
Yo, you kept...
See what I did there?
No, you kept putting the ball in your left hand
so I just squatted on your left
and I stole that shit every time.
So look, now you got work in your left hand.
You're like, oh, okay, thank you, sir. One fuck for money one fucking didn't want some money. So what's the difference?
The last one to try to run that game or put the whole guy ghosted this you tried to start me with a pick and I
said post it
He wanted me he won actually the more I listen to this I'm gonna say something foul
He won to me.
He won.
Actually, the more I listen to this,
I'm going to say something foul.
I'm going to say something that, yeah,
he did what he had to do.
Benny made sure that that J. Cole shit wasn't going to happen again.
That's what it sounded like.
Nigga, post the picture, bitch.
Post it.
You got it.
Fuck it.
You got to be careful.
That's how my little sleepy dick ended up.
You got to be careful.
Don't talk tough on them records if you're not ready for your sleepy dick to hit the timeline.
Sleepy.
Is that happening?
Well, she ain't posted.
Well, yes, she did.
I lost my phone.
This bitch that hate me found it.
Yeah.
Sleepy, too.
Really fatigued.
Exhausted.
I lost my phone.
Why you taking selfies of the sleepy?
Have a picture of the sleepy on deck.
It's crazy.
I've discussed this here before, but Newcastle, cool.
This is when I was in some workout.
I was in workout mode shit, so I was doing progress pics for me.
Nude, before I got in the shower.
There's questions I can't ask.
Yo, nigga, I never heard you. Try to ask about the slong. There's questions I can't ask. Yo, you an L nigga. I never heard of you.
I'm just trying to ask about the slong.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up, big mama?
I never heard a nigga say that.
Slong?
That's in progress.
Bitch is nude?
No, you take projects.
I know, but not nude.
No, you don't.
Waist high.
Put some shorts on.
Yeah, you put shorts on.
You really a nudist.
Oh, you are some freak shit son
if I could be naked
all the time I would
yo you can't take
progress pictures
nude man
I wouldn't come to work
naked
good
fuck
that wasn't shit
anyway you gotta be careful
is what I was gonna say
she learned you
none of y'all never had
a unfavorable picture
y'all
well y'all just got
popping
alright
nevermind
sorry nobody ever wanted to see y'all well y'all just got poppin
nobody ever wanted to see y'all sleepy
I've been married too long so now oh now you've been married too long Family getting to it. Y'all ain't been up since COVID. Came a long way from the bottom. The hood thinking I forgot him.
Matt Gallo with a chicken on the table feeling like I'm Tiana.
Started in my mother's bedroom.
Now I got an eight room casa.
That nigga's way too confident.
Nigga, we the day's new mafia.
I don't want, we at work, so I can't just sit here and play music.
But good music came out.
It was really great.
Really, this was a good week.
It was really good to hear.
It's my same Griselda critique.
I love to hear different flows and different beats.
I love that.
That's Al, though. It's still Al.
It still sounds different.
It does. It sounds different.
Alchemist, you another one that could send a beat
pack over. What the fuck is going on?
I heard some other shit Alchemist just recently did.
When I found out it was his,
I was like, God damn.
He ain't staying In one pocket at all
Yeah not at all
He dropped the tape today
Yeah my man Al
That's my man
Shout out to Alchemist
Shout out to Al
Benny salute
Wayne salute
Great record
That's called Big Dog
If you don't have it
Go ahead and get it
I'm looking forward
To this project
I've been hearing
Good things about it
Yeah me too
Brand new Lucky Day Go ahead and get it. I'm looking forward to this project. I've been hearing good things about it. Yeah, me too.
Brand new Lucky Day.
And Bruno Mars.
We're talking about black people right now.
Talk to her.
Talk to her.
We're talking about black people.
February's coming up.
I know you mixed.
Yo, why you look at me?
Don't do that.
We're talking about black people right now.
Why she bring up a non-black right now
they gotta stick together oh my god yes along with bruno mars who co-wrote this record I'm living my wildest dreams I was waiting for some new Lucky Day, so this was good to hear.
And I know Lucky Day was in the studio during all that Silk Sonic shit they were doing.
So I knew he had a favor in the tuck from Bruno.
Great time to use it for your single.
I want Bruno Mars to co-write my first single.
And I can hear the Bruno Mars
part in this.
It sounds fire.
Girl, I've been
so bad.
I don't wanna be a fool out of love. I belong to so bad. Hey. That's hard. I don't want to be a fool out of love all day longer.
I've been so bad.
Oh, no.
This sound like it might make that Mel birthday playlist.
Oh, it's going to Columbia with me.
Whoa.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Nigga, if you get surgery, I'm knocking you out.
I will knock you out.
You fire me now.
You better stop.
No.
What you going to Columbia for, girl?
Be fucking patient.
I know Jobin having some young things up here, but you look good, girl.
Damn.
You fire.
I know that.
There we go.
Okay, I ain't going to improve on this.
There we go.
I'm going to be in a bikini for a few days.
Columbia.
Yes.
Shout out to you, Mel.
OK.
Thank you.
Lil Winnie the Pooh.
Lil Winnie the Pooh.
Lil Winnie the Pooh action.
Who you going out there with?
Huh?
Frederick or Francisco?
Just 20 minutes ago.
The honeypot keeper.
Nigga, what you talking about?
Just 20 minutes ago, she fed us the. Oh. Slow down. The honey pot keeper, nigga. What you talking about? Just 20 minutes ago, she fed us.
Oh, slow down.
Let me get the shit off.
Let me get some hate off.
I'm not hate.
I'm the honey pot keeper.
Close that iPad, man.
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh.
Winnie the Pooh, nigga.
The nigga I did with the young man.
It's yours.
Yo, you stupid, yo.
It's not hate.
Who you going out there with, man?
What did y'all ask? Huh? What? What? I'm not repeating. It's none of your yo. Bye. Who you going out there with, Mel? Joe X.
Huh?
What?
What?
I'm not repeating.
It's not her business.
Okay.
Well, just 20 minutes ago, she gave us that load of crap about fucking being real clear
with everyone.
That's a fact.
That comes in our life.
Well, it's not a load of crap, but she did give us that, Joe.
It's not a load of crap.
Where you staying with this nigga?
Since y'all so clear.
Anyways.
Back to Lucky Day.
Back to Lucky Day.
Maybe it'll be his Lucky Day.
Hey.
Hey.
Back to Lucky Day.
This better be the same nigga from a couple.
It better be the same.
Oh, shit.
Hold on, man.
Or not.
It better be the same nigga, man.
Or not.
Or not.
Or not, though. Mel not. It better be the same nigga, man. Or not.
Or not.
Or not, though.
Male.
Yeah.
You acting like Daisy?
Oh, it's the same nigga.
Oh.
Women are held to such unrealistic expectations.
Super.
Listen to us.
You bought a ticket?
Get that bell.
Excuse me?
Just making sure you.
That is true.
Fucking hilarious.
Don't do that.
No.
What?
Because why she can't fuck a new nigga every two months? That's what we both was like.
Or not.
It ain't got to be.
Could be a brand new nigga.
She can fuck a new nigga three weeks.
Oh my God, no.
I think if that...
No, Mel can't do that.
I'm sorry.
What?
Not Melissa Ford.
Melissa Ford, that means she's representing women out here.
She can do it if she didn't work with us.
Exactly.
And she has to remain classy.
When I look at Mel...
She can remain classy. Not throwing that boxing Mel, I'm like, she can remain classy.
Not throwing that box around, nigga,
like it's fucking dice.
How would you know it's being thrown around?
I wouldn't know. I'm just saying. And what if you throw it
around classy? That's what I'm talking about.
Even if you're throwing it around, who the fuck said it can't
remain classy? She got her classy pants on.
What? There's no classy
bodies. You can't just...
Yeah, there is.
I mean, it's classy.
I missed this classy bodies, but a classy woman that's throwing it around a lot.
Nigga, you're not classy no more.
You went from classy to trashy like that.
Oh, you fucking a game up.
You fuck.
This nigga's like you fucking a game up.
Not me?
Yes.
Because y'all niggas is simps.
No.
Y'all niggas is simps.
Oh, I love you.
You can throw. Not me, not standards, bitch.
Don't throw that shit around, nigga.
One body per year or two.
So you policing her body?
Wait, and you Jamaican.
Don't answer that.
Don't let him answer that.
And you Jamaican.
I'm not policing her body.
That's what you just told her.
You said one body per year.
I'm being facetious with that.
And called her the B word.
I did because I'm being facetious.
But at the same time, when you hold a woman At certain standards
You just
I wouldn't think that
I wouldn't want that
But
They ain't your standards
Yeah
It is
Word
You can't
It's her body
You got standards too
Niggas came away
I ain't gonna go there
I don't have
Stop listening to me
The comments
I ain't gonna go there
I'm just joking
But you right
They are my standards
I would prefer that though
I appreciate
I appreciate the fact
That you hold me
At such a high standard
My sis come on man
I appreciate that I see how you move hold me At such a high standard My sis come on man I appreciate that
I see how you move man
But
The nigga in the elevator
But
Ayo the nigga in the elevator
I get busy
You can still hold her
At the high standard
And not know what she doing
If she be out here getting busy
I agree with that
And don't change the standard
Cause you don't know
That is a for sure right on
But hold up
With Matt
What nigga
You old school nigga
For sure right on
Get your old school ass
Out of here
For shizzle my nizzle.
I will.
Get out of here.
I will take my old ass to motherfucking Columbia.
If you're naked on the beach.
Oh, shit.
The lady was in the, Mel was in the.
You're too excited.
Why you make that goofy ass face every time?
Joe.
Act like you've been somewhere before.
It's just Columbia.
It's a quick flight.
Because he said some nasty shit to her.
Yo, we're going wild out on the beach.
He did.
He did.
I'm throwing the shit.
We're going to go in the water and throw it in the air. We're going to do it in the clear water with the drone. Listen, listen, listen. Let out on the beach. Yeah, he did. He did. I'm throwing this shit. We going to go in the water and throw it in here.
We going to do it in the clear water with the drone.
Listen, listen, listen.
Let me tell you something.
Listen, Linda.
Hey, you fuck around.
Get out there and not even fuck, because Mel be sad
staring at the moon.
Let me tell you.
Oh.
Oh.
Good hell.
The energy's off today.
It's retrograde.
Mercury is in Gatorade.
Oh. This pussy's depressed. Oh, shit. It's retrograde. Mercury is a Gatorade.
This pussy's depressed.
Oh, shit.
You heard that, new Meg?
I'm so sad.
I didn't anticipate feelings like this.
They feel her body.
Listen, they're elevated when she's in her costume.
One of them smooth fucking Russian niggas.
I don't know where he was from.
Just looking, staring at man.
I'm like, man, he can see through that.
He's on me. I'm like, these niggas is freaks.
You want to fuck this old looking lady? He said, nah, I seen her before.
And Mel be flirting with niggas
in a kind, corny way.
It does work. It does.
It does work. It does work.
You guys don't understand. I vacate my life
very often.
We just want you to go there and have fun. I am glad that life very often. And so, you know. We just want you to go
and have fun.
I am glad that's the plan.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
Don't fuck me up.
I just let it go.
You don't let shit like that go.
I vacate my life.
What does that mean?
It means you leave your life.
You get out of body experience?
No, it's like vacation.
You vacate your regular life.
I thought that meant something else.
I did too.
Yeah, it did too.
If a nigga got a vacation.
That's what I told you. I said I had a body experience. I was like, that meant something else. I did too. Yeah, it did too. If a nigga got a vacation. Yo, that's what I told you.
I said I had a body experience.
I was like, that PCP again.
I mean, you know, I'll probably bring some shrooms with me.
There you go.
That's vacating for sure.
I still got a hit of acid that I've been holding on to.
Where you found acid?
Amen.
I lived in Cali for nine years.
I don't know how much money Joe got.
You brought acid to New York?
I don't know how much money Joe got. Oh my God to New York? I don't know how much money Joe got.
Oh, my God.
If you get caught in one of them countries with some motherfucking whoop-wop.
No, you told me to.
I don't know how much money Joe got, but that bell might be crazy.
No, don't get caught with no acid.
Joe, would you rescue me?
15 lashes.
Why I need money to write free mail?
Free mail to the backwards.
You're going to need boys in t-shirts.
Hashtag don't cost nothing.
Oh, wait.
I can't even sell those t-shirts because I didn't talk to her about the percentage.
Damn.
Oh, man.
Keep mail.
Damn.
I'm happy with the Lucky Day release.
That's just awesome.
I'm happy with the Lucky Day release I'm happy with the Lucky Day release
I gotta do some fucking to this record
to really test it out
but
I wish Bruno Mars stopped doing that
what?
don't stretch, hold the note
background
he too much in that silk song
and I like Lucky Day, I don't really like that song
it just sounds too Bruno for me.
I like the Lucky Day parts of it.
It sounds like Silk Sonic.
And that's my problem with it.
And that's what I don't like about it.
I want Lucky Day to sound like Lucky Day.
I kind of wish that Silk Sonic would have had this record.
I wish Silk Sonic...
Let me know.
Chill out.
Did you guys not like Silk Sonic as a project?
The world didn't like Silk Sonic as a project. I liked
the singles. There was a couple
songs on there, but the album
was... Four records that I fucked with.
Yeah, something like that.
That album was horrible.
I didn't like the singles either.
No, the singles was incredible.
This bitch
got me paying the rent
and diamonds on the wrist and here I am all alone. Yeah. Yeah. This bitch got me paying the rent.
Diamonds on the wrist. You didn't like that, did you?
Diamonds on the wrist.
And here I am all alone.
All alone.
That shit was hard.
That shit was hard.
That was hard.
But you got me smoking out the window.
I'd be in the car.
Screaming, how could she do this to me?
What?
That's hard.
And what was the other single?
The hit.
The good one.
Lead the Door.
Lead the Door.
Oh, yeah, come on.
That was fire.
Both of those are hard, and I think the last song in the album is hard.
There's three songs in there that's hard.
But no, that was trash, and I hope they never do that again.
Yeah.
I don't need my favorite artists being karaoke bands.
I don't need my favorite artist being karaoke bands.
Anderson.Paak and Bruno Mars are way too talented for me to just accept karaoke from them.
If it's going to be mid-karaoke.
It's mid.
They went a little too hard.
For all that.
They went too hard in the 70s.
Yeah, yeah.
It was campy.
Yeah, it was too campy.
But a lot of people like campy.
It was too campy for me.
Yeah, that's for the chicks with, like, bushy pussies.
Thick-ass landing strips.
Some bitch pussy looking like Mr. T.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
Oh, shit.
Rainforest.
Gross.
Oh, God, ow.
How could you fuck her in my bed, bitch?
Look at your pussy.
Look at that.
You think that's cute to keep looking at every night?
Let me show you a picture of us.
That's the thing.
The girls on me want to have that talk.
They want to have that talk.
Hey, that pussy you complaining about,
if you were to see it, touch it, taste it, smell it, you wouldn't want me to just relinquish that thing you would want me
to keep that around and you wanted me to lay it down so she know you you ain't
working with no bullshit over here too
Jesus Christ that's a good question women like well i'm fucking mature and faithful now so not now but
it'd be good to know if women would prefer you fuck good when you step out or fuck about the
trash because then she's gonna get criticized behind closed doors y'all she fucking with that
nigga that nigga got trashed if women can answer that without the emotions,
I would love to hear
what they would think about that.
That's a big if.
I think the vast majority
of women would prefer
that if you fucked
outside the relationship,
she looked and was
in every aspect worth it.
I didn't say nothing about her.
You're good at that.
I didn't say nothing about her.
We are saying
if your man fucks another chick, you want him to bring his A game or his C game. Yeah, we didn't say nothing about her. We are saying. Yes. If your man fucks another chick.
Yes.
You want him to bring his A game or his C game.
Yeah.
We don't care about the girl.
Oh.
I don't know.
Leave it in the comments.
Please.
I'd say C game.
We got him.
Really?
I'd say majority of them C game.
Why?
So she don't come back?
Huh?
So she don't come back? Huh?
She don't want no more?
Yeah.
But then she'd be like, yo, girl, I don't even see why she be bugging over this thing.
I ain't got that bullshit.
Uh-huh.
They don't care about that.
This is a fucking awkward question. They don't care about that part.
They don't care about that.
Awkward question, right?
Yeah, no one's asking herself that.
That's true.
Let's move on.
I did that.
Nope. Lucky day. Salute. Salute. Salute. that's true let's move on I did that nope uh
lucky day
salute
salute
salute salute salute
what else
what else we got in music
that's important
uh
we got our first AI
from a major artist
first AI song
the Beatles
they found some old
John Lennon shit
that was
apparently too rough to use
and then they put it
through the AI machine
and made a song
of course the Beatles get access
to all the cool tech before we do.
Well, they got a couple dollars.
Yeah.
And they're the Beatles.
Yeah.
Like, white America needs them to be, like, great.
Beatles, Star Wars, Star Trek.
Same shit.
Angelina Jolie.
I don't know if Angelina's in that combo.
Who's?
Oh, yeah.
She's probably out of it now.
Yeah.
Brad, maybe.
Have you heard it?
I have.
I'm going to play a little bit.
Let me hear it.
One, two.
That sounds hard.
It just got hard.
They cleaned it up.
It sounds hard.
Why is it?
I know it's true
It's all because of you
And if I make it through
It's all because
Of you It's all because of you.
Pause that.
It's ready.
That's clean.
That's AI mix.
That's clean.
That's clean.
That piano is in my ear like,
like somebody has a piano right next to my ear.
What?
These sounds is crystal clear.
They got a couple dollars.
AI Beatles gone crazy a little bit.
Let me keep playing.
Yeah, yeah.
And that beat is hard. We'll even know for sure that I
Will love you
Now and then
I miss you
Oh no I miss you. Oh, no.
We might not want to play with the Beatles like this.
Is that a lost track?
From what I've read, I guess there's a doc that I'm going to watch after today.
Because that sounds familiar.
Apparently, it was like an old demo that John recorded maybe at the crib or something.
You could hear the refrigerator in the background, shit like that.
And they were able to rescue it using,
I don't know if it's really AI or just some of the new plugins that you can
use to clean shit up,
but they're marketing it as AI.
So I'm kind of curious to see if they divulge that.
Finish the rest of it.
Maybe because it was a demo,
they might've used AI to finish the rest of it.
That's possible.
Yeah.
Cause maybe he only wrote like a verse or a chorus or was mumbly or
something.
I don't,
I don't really know.
I'm curious to learn more.
There's a doc on Disney plus, I believe it is, about this.
It's like a quick little 12-minute doc, the behind the scenes, the making of it.
And they got a music video.
That's hard.
That shit sounded fire.
That shit sounded fire.
It also made me want to hear some Elton John.
Listen.
Oh, man.
I'm cutting it off.
I'm cutting it off.
I'm sorry.
Listen.
Damn.
All right. Nah. We need a little bit of hook.
They had taken some old Beatles songs before and redid them,
and this one smokes them, so cheers to A.I. That sounds great.
Yeah.
That sounds great, it does.
A.I. Beatles need to...
There we go.
I'm standing better than I ever did
Looking like a true survivor.
Feeling like a little kid.
I'm still standing after all this time.
Picking up the pieces.
I think the gays, I said this before,
the gays beat the straights in verses.
The gays are going to beat the straights in verses.
Tough out.
Can we play one more Elton John song?
No.
I'm not your little Columbia date, all right?
Oh, shit.
I'm not your little Columbia date.
I'm just doing this.
I really just wanted to hear Benny and the Jets.
I'm sorry.
Fuck that shit.
That would be hard right now.
No, we shouldn't have played all the music we've been playing.
Elton John or Billy Joel?
Billy Joel.
I'm going with Elton John.
I don't know if you can pick Billy Joel over Elton John.
He got a lot of slaps.
I can't do that.
They're not the slaps on the level that Elton John has slaps, though.
He got more, I think.
He's got...
That's hard.
Timeless.
Yeah.
His shit's a little harder, too. You know what I mean? He's a New Yorker. You know what I mean? He's like a's hard That's hard Timeless Yeah His shit's a little harder too
You know
He's a New Yorker
You know what I mean
He's like a little
Cool
Billy
Billy Joe
I don't know if he
Is beating Elton John
In hard
Give me the
First of all
Pause
Pause
Elton John's gay
Yeah
Exactly
He wanna get hard
Around
Yo
What's the hard Billy Joel joints?
I mean...
Uptown girl, obviously.
Yeah, but like, he wants like the hard shits is more like...
Because whenever they show Billy Joel in Madison Square Garden after he's sold out,
when I hear it, I don't be hearing the...
Elton John got shit that's hard.
That's hard.
We insert the fire as hard.
Play it.
That's hard.
I know this song.
You don't know?
I said I know this song.
I know.
You know that song too.
You know this song.
I mean, if I hear it.
You about to know it.
You know this song.
You know this song.
What is this, a live version?
It's still rock and roll to me. Oh shit, I hear this song. You know this song. What is this, a live version? It's still rock and roll to me.
Oh, shit.
I love this song.
He's giving bars out here, too.
He's rapping a little bit.
It's on top.
This is hard.
You don't know this song? I don't really know music.
Harry Truman, Doris Day, Ray Chyna, Johnny Ray.
That's a hard one. Oh, that was fire.
That's hard.
All right, but we playing with legends now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We got to chill out.
We got to chill out.
Chill out.
We got to chill out.
That's a good matchup.
That is a good matchup.
I think they made a toured it before.
Oh, they made $7 zillion?
$7 zillion.
Bazillion.
They made up a new word.
Sound girl.
Hard.
That's hard, too.
That's hard.
It is hard.
I'm shutting up.
Date them niggas.
All right, listen.
Know who else is that nigga?
Me.
You fucking guessed it.
Nobody ever comes around, give me my apology, say you was right.
Thank God that my narcissism is at the level where I don't need y'all to do that.
I do not need y'all to do that.
Actually.
I have tendencies. I think my thoughts are Actually. I have narcissistic tendencies.
I think my thoughts are more interesting.
I have tendencies. I have narcissistic tendencies.
I think my thoughts are more interesting
than other people's. I think that.
I know that's not true.
That's not objectively true. It's true to me.
Here's the problem. When you believe that,
it's difficult to meet new people, to bring new people into your life.
I went on a date recently.
Came home. My roommate was like, hey, how'd the date go?
I was like, oh, fine.
He's like, are you going to see her again?
I was like, no, probably not.
He's like, well, what happened?
You were gone all night?
You didn't like her?
You didn't have fun?
It wasn't fun.
I was like, no, it was fun, but it was fun because I was there.
That's why it was good.
You ever have that?
You're like, this is pretty cool, but only because I am crushing it right now.
That is the only reason this works as an interaction.
I leave, this whole thing collapses.
I don't know.
I need to drop 90 bucks to have someone watch me be right.
That doesn't sound like a wise investment in my time.
That was funny.
Hey, Yachty, you tried it.
He did try it.
He did.
That was a good interview.
I want to give him credit there.
That was a good interview.
Yachty, you tried it, buddy.
You tried it.
After the week I had, they almost bear-maced me.
They almost bear-maced me.
They did.
And then imagine how my heart sank through my body when I see Yachty and Cole and a clip of me halfways on the bottom half
and Yachty on the top half leading the witness I hate when these fucking podcasters lead the witness.
Shut the fuck up
and let the nigga answer.
I was afraid.
I thought he would fall for it.
They always fall for it.
That's J. Cole though.
Not Jermaine.
Soon as I said to myself
they always fall for it.
He probably heard the pod.
My very next sentence was
He knows we was bigging him up.
He ain't done. He ain't done. He ain't gonna fall for it. He knows probably heard the pod. My very next sentence was, he ain't dumb.
He ain't dumb.
He ain't gonna fall for it.
He knows we were
bigging him up here,
so he's not falling
for the okie doke.
Yeah, but let's get to it.
With first person shooter.
It felt like there was
already a personal vendetta
towards Drake,
which made it
No, now nigga,
now shut up.
No, now shut up now.
I don't like that all Drake friends
get to run around with the bullshit
Drake fucking narratives.
Shut the fuck up.
Ain't nothing personal.
Why would it be personal?
You niggas is lit.
I ain't.
That's why it would be personal.
I totally disagree with that.
If they not lit,
I'm unemployed.
It's an ecosystem.
I need them to go be lit.
I do.
So I could come in here
and be my level of lit
and then everything is fine.
Okay.
She's not unemployed
if they're not lit,
but I get it.
I mean,
it becomes a lot harder
to come to work.
Got it. It becomes a lot harder. lot harder to come to work. Got it.
It becomes a lot harder.
I got to come to work at $5 dates.
What would you do with all this corny shit that niggas do?
Oh, shit.
Actually, before I continue.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Before I continue.
I thought that was funny, too.
This is some girl giving her impersonation of black niggas with podcasts
nah this is fine i'm saying it i'm playing it anyway you telling me as a female you're gonna
say bless you to another man that's me that kind of has a body bro that's a body that's a body i
don't make the rules that's literally a body my last ex was crazy bro she couldn't stand when i
was cheating on her with other females like see, brother, you cheated, but she was the one that broke y'all up because she wasn't
following her womanly duties.
You don't want to wake that up.
Don't wake that up, man.
Don't wake that up.
That sounds like y'all.
You can go back to that with that one.
But how is it gaslighting when there's no gas to life?
That's even better.
I've actually said that.
I'm saying it's hard to find a good woman, bro.
They don't even want to get cheated on no more.
Right, like, who told them to love themselves now?
Exactly.
Like, where is this self-worth coming from?
Like, I don't like that for real.
I need me a woman that cooks.
That cleans.
That loves me unconditionally no matter how many times I cheat on her.
And a woman that treats me like a kid.
That's all I ask.
You literally just described your mama, bro.
Nah, I'm taking my shorty swimming on the first date.
As a female.
Niggas don't be talking about nothing.
All right, back to Joe being right.
I'm sorry that I've stopped this many times,
but it's the weekend.
Fuck y'all.
Oh, wait, we got a party response.
Party response.
Party seemingly responds to Megan's new song.
I need to hear this in real time.
Oh, sorry.
Sorry. Breaking news. Breaking news.
Oh, the future clip. Future clip.
It's an evil world we live in.
Oh, he did that shit. He did that shit.
Hey, if that's all you got to say from your Megastar ex saying you got your dick sucked in our bed, you lose.
Back to me being right.
With first person shooter. It felt like there was already a personal vendetta towards Drake. saying you got your dick sucked in our bed, you lose. Back to me being right. With First Person Shooter.
It felt like there was already a personal vendetta towards Drake.
Shut up, nigga.
Which made it a thing to where it was like,
oh, Drake got washed.
And I'm joking. I love you, nigga.
Oh, Drake may not be that guy.
Not looking at it from a standpoint.
You've never said that about anybody.
Personally, I think his first contribution to that song
made it the
song it is so now you ask the question led the witness and then answer the question like if like
if cole and drake get on the salon now his friend is leading the witness they gotta be trying to
like out rap each other i understand what you're saying in that moment he chose the song over
the competition and what they gonna say boom boom drake ain't looking at it like
Over the competition and what they gonna say boom boom Drake ain't looking at it like
I'm gonna take cold fucking head off at some point. Don't think he's not looking at it like nah We just gonna make it now he come from that cloth. So so he at some point in time. He don't want his lick back
And that was J Cole mm-hmm one to matter he said a lot more to about
Critiques I think that
either preceded or led into
a conversation about critiques
and podcasters critiquing music.
Cole essentially said,
we need people to critique the music
because it adds interest and narrative
and storyline to the shit that we're doing.
Fact.
It's an ecosystem. They need us that we're doing. Fact. It's an ecosystem.
They need us, we need them.
Why doesn't everybody listen to me
and J. Cole?
For real.
Anytime a nigga start with, y'all hear what you're saying, but
He don't hear what you're saying.
You're wrong.
I'm just trying to tell you nicely, you're wrong.
And he said it in such a nice diplomatic way.
I like that about Cole.
I need to learn how to talk like that.
Then I wouldn't be me.
College.
And I've got to be me.
You said college.
Sorry.
You think that's real funny. Go ahead. And he tall. college any talk how you know you never met him I've seen him before never met him no why are you speaking about niggas height that you never met you don't
think that weird you speak about Wimby and we're gonna speak about him soon
yeah we're gonna speak about him soon. Yeah. Yeah, man, we're going to speak about him soon, buddy.
I hope you're ready to speak about him.
I hope you and Shaq got answers.
Why wouldn't I be?
We'll get there.
We'll get there.
I want to watch the Yachty and J. Cole interview in full.
It's really good.
I watched it last night.
It just looks like it's going to be an amazing interview.
And Yachty's not going to understand
what Cole is saying,
nor is that other nigga.
They're not going to understand
what Cole is saying
because Cole is referring to a cloth.
That answers all of that unpacking
and debating shit
that we be doing up here
about bullshit.
It started off with Yachty
talking about he made a diss track
towards J. Cole
when he,
it was his third song ever
or something like that
and saying no one wants to hear all that lyrical shit
that's how the interview starts off so that's how his career started off so
that's the type of time that he's on
that's a good way to start the interview yeah I want to hear that but it's just a
cloth yacht he's not gonna understand it because he's not of that. He don't care about the lyrical side like others might.
And when we speak about Drake, I know that Drake has transcended everything.
So now all you mainstream fucking yuppie, bum-ass niggas just feel like y'all get to chime in because he belongs to y'all now.
I've seen that at Madison Square Garden shows.
Look, I've seen it.
I was there.
Yeah.
That's how it looked. Yeah. That's how it looked.
Yeah.
That's how it looked.
But when we talk about him,
we just talking about,
sometimes we talking about him
from the perspective of that cloth.
And when you in that cloth,
them niggas over there,
not Parks,
but them other niggas,
they ain't gonna understand
what that conversation is about.
And that is why these gentlemen get upset the way that they do.
Because that cloth shit does mean something to them.
It does mean something to them.
It does.
It does.
It does.
And if you don't get it, if you don't understand it, then you're just never going to get it.
But Cole, not only is he speaking about that, but he is a walking embodiment of what that means.
So for him to do that, he's the one to do that now he is he is the one to walk in the studio and have these conversations with people ain't too
many other people gonna do it and listen the reason to a degree that the song probably went
number one at least a percent as an interesting percentage of that audience was probably people
saying, who smoked who?
That song is not a pop hit.
It's not a huge catchy chorus or anything like that.
People wanted to tune into the song.
You see the two names on there?
Listen to it multiple times to see who smoked who.
Agreed.
And the fact that it beat out Yeet.
I mean, the boy is the boy, but it
beat out a record that
seemed like it was made to
go number one and capture large
streaming young people audience.
Shout out to Cole, man.
And let's see, what else you already told me?
Right there. Look. We on our way.
Thank you, guys. Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Joe Rogan,
Joe Budden, we're coming for you. We're like right there. We on our way. Thank you,. Nah, nah, nah, nah. Joe Rogan, Joe Budden, we're coming for you.
Like right there.
We on our way.
Thank you guys, man.
We love you.
Oh, Cole, you want to get back on my shit list?
Why you?
Ooh, don't.
Joe Rogan, Joe Budden, we're coming for you.
Like right there.
It's Cole.
He making me mad with that.
Ooh.
That's funny.
Cole doing that shit
is Aaron Rodgers
going to Pat McAfee.
If he goes there again,
then yeah.
Yeah, if he were to repeat that.
Which he should,
well no,
he said he's making
his own podcast,
by the way.
Yeah, I was going to ask
that question.
About his album
or whatever,
when it's coming,
he's telling his story
via a podcast.
I was going to ask
a question about that.
How do you feel
like when mainstream artists
who have leverage or relationships
come into the podcast game?
Like, they ain't put the work out
a lot of podcasts is put in.
You know what I mean?
They just got the leverage
and they got the relationships
so they could just come in.
And the fan base.
And the fan base and do an interview.
And then now they, you know,
they get a lot of views and people
are tuning in how do you feel about that joe you just think that is out there to be taken
i like it okay i don't i like it i don't like celebrity headlines in the podcast space okay
but celebrities that are going to do the work i don don't mind at all. That's what I mean.
I mean the celebrity.
The celebrities that's going to do the work, it's important for the rest of us that they bring an audience and make this shit as big as possible.
Of course.
The club got to get bigger.
The club got to get bigger.
But if they just using their name and likeness to steal opportunity and bags from people that are really going to do the work, I have a big problem with that.
Got it.
I have a big problem with that.
from people that are really going to do the work,
I have a big problem with that.
Got it, okay.
I have a big problem with that.
And I have a problem with these companies just using headlines for the people
that have the stock to just cash out
when it's at its high
and nobody here really cares
and the people that's doing the work
is not getting paid.
I do have a problem with that.
But let me shut up.
I'm going to go watch this Cole interview.
That's what I got from that.
Definitely worth it.
And Yachty, I do support you.
I support you.
I support you. I support you.
I think it's weird when a few niggas get to lay in that bed together.
I think it was just him in the bed.
This time.
I haven't seen the other one.
Yeah, mute it up, nigga.
You got me.
You got me.
I support them, though.
I support that Yachty podcast.
Yachty, salute. And Yachty's doing the work. He's doing the work. I support that Yachty podcast. Yachty, salute.
And Yachty's doing the work.
He's doing the work.
Shout out to Yachty.
He's showing up.
Interesting interviews.
Two hour five.
There wasn't no bullshit.
You know what I'm saying?
Shout out to Yachty.
A lot of the people that dance in the game that are celebrities or whatever do little
45 minute hour with some production and some sound effects and a couple ads.
And he's actually, that's a long form piece of content.
Got it.
Got it. Got to respect it. piece of content. Got it, got it.
Gotta respect it.
Hey, you keep at it, man.
You'll be at, you can be where Carisha is one day.
Keep at it.
I like Carisha.
I don't give a fuck what these things say.
Nah, she fine.
And she said, I ain't gotta work as much as y'all work.
I do one episode every five months.
She said, I'm at my own cadence.
I'd be at my own cadence too if I had a pussy.
What?
You flinging shit around, huh?
I would not work twice a week.
That's a good question.
Wait, y'all would?
No.
Y'all would?
No.
If you was a, if you was a-
You would go so hard building those houses?
Yeah, if you was a female, man,
would you be a thot?
Like, would you throw
your shit around
and utilize your pussy
to get what you want?
I didn't even say be a thot,
but I wouldn't come
to work twice a week.
Nah, I don't think I would.
Oh, you'd be a stand-up woman?
Try to be.
Okay.
But you'd date rich, though.
This nigga...
So you'd go for the old...
He ain't fucking with
no broke niggas.
You'd go for the old niggas.
The old 60-year-old year old He date rich as a boy
The fuck is we talking about in here
What's wrong with you
I'm sick of these
Ish mirages
This nigga's a fool son
That's the sweatshirt of a nigga
That date rich
That nigga date up
This nigga's
This nigga's a fool dog what's wrong
with you oh now you want to call me back let me see yo yeah my brother my bad when you called
i was in the gym in the gym your niggas always want to try to get skinny hey man
yo listen before you say anything else i am on air right now and I only called to ask
you, you was part of
the niggas that did Cobra for Meg?
Oh yeah,
we produced it, yep.
Yep. You think that's right?
You said what happened?
You think that's right that you did that?
What you mean?
Like how long you have my number, man?
How long you have my number? how long you have my number you got
shit like that over there in a folder somewhere you got some more of those man i told you man
i've been on this production bag man i'm trying to be on my quincy jones man so i already told
you man you could call me whenever i'm ready this man i'm ready i got heat over here man
this man shit you dog brought me you brought me right back to the fold with this record.
This record, this beat, I just wanted to call you and say y'all absolutely killed that.
And it's a joy of mine to find out that niggas I root for are a part of it.
It's a joy of mine to find out these things organically.
It's like, hey, who did that? Oh, he did that?
Yes, congratulations.
Man, I appreciate it.
It means a lot coming from you.
You know I respect you and I respect your input.
I respect your opinions and everything.
So it means a lot coming from you, for real.
I appreciate it.
And that's how I know you blowing up
because you learned that thing
where you big somebody else up all the time.
Take it off.
You learned that superstar shit.
Yo, it means so much from you because some bullshit.
No, but for real though, like, you, shoot.
I love your takes.
You know that.
So it's like, you know, coming from you, it means a lot.
Now.
You know, some people say certain things and then you don't really, it's oh they just saying it because they saying it but now you i know you're coming from
a place where you're saying what you're saying so i really appreciate it for real oh i appreciate
that finally some artists that appreciate some truth yo also i i ain't gonna hold you i'm not
gonna hold you too much longer but i see what you're doing in that public relationship field, too.
Yeah, man, I love it.
I love that, too.
She got me right with God.
She got me focused.
You know, I got baptized on Sunday.
Oh, shit.
Wait, Blac Chyna made you get baptized?
No, I chose to get baptized.
She brought me closer to God.
Oh, yo.
You know,
we've been dating for the past six months. We've been knowing
each other for a while. We just kept it on the low.
And one
thing that stuck out
in the relationship and our friendship
was that not only were we trying to build a real
friendship with each other, but we were trying to build
a real friendship and a relationship
with God as well.
Holy shit. that's fire that's definitely means a lot i'm like in a very good place mentally spiritually physically emotionally probably the best that i felt in the long term
so that's why like i said like even like this conversation just means a lot coming from you
because you know me for real so you know certain things i've been through and stuff so yo that
was so powerful i can't even clown no i can't even make no jokes i'm happy for you i'm happy for you
i'm happy for y'all i hope y'all continue down that path because you're killing i love you
when you were in new nigga, stop by.
Oh, no, for sure.
We coming out there. There we go. Stay less.
Hit me.
I appreciate you.
Wow.
Yeah, that was...
Won't she do it?
Right?
That nigga made me feel good inside.
Wow.
You got all tingly? You got all tingly?
God damn.
Yo.
I believe in love.
I believe in the power of love.
Love does that.
Not only are we trying to build in each other,
we trying to build together in God.
Yeah.
All right, maybe I do.
All right, fine, fine.
After hearing that, I'll roll with the Blac Chyna rebrand.
Fuck it.
It must be a real thing.
It must really be happening.
He wasn't lying.
No, he was right.
He wasn't lying.
He had a sincerity in his voice.
He wasn't lying.
Yeah, he was.
Shout out to Derek Milano.
Everybody that had a hand in that Meg record.
I'm dick riding now, but I don't care.
Yeah, whatever.
Good music is hard.
Good music, yeah, that's all that matters.
That's hard.
All right.
All right.
On to more important things.
Oh, you went and put some smell goods on?
Why you smell different now?
I washed my hands.
You are so excited to go somewhere.
Yo, that's the part that's bothering me.
I see the excitement jumping out of your body to go somewhere.
Look at her face.
I am very excited.
Yo, when you leaving?
The day after my birthday
Gotcha
What
When you coming back
I signed off on it
Yes
I signed off on it already
I'm only missing one day
So I'm coming back Monday
Nice man
Sunday Monday
Something like that
Yeah
Oh you don't have the days
You're coming back
So you may stay
Extra days
Alright
Yeah she called out
A hell of a time Yeah a whole Mad hell of a time Oh, you don't have the days to come back, so you may stay extra days. All right. Yeah, she called out.
A hell of a time.
Yeah, a whole mad hell of a time.
She's a big dog.
That pussy is not ready.
She is so ready.
We ready.
We ready.
We ready for y'all.
Why you so ready?
Relax.
Breathe.
Breathe.
It's like that hot light, that Krispy Kreme.
So in more and more and more and more,
in more and more and more and more,
you said Krispy Kreme.
The hot light.
Right out the oven.
He said the hot light.
The hot light.
Oh, right out the oven.
You playing into the joke.
Oh, shit.
Don't say the narrative.
Look. Look.
Yeah.
Okay.
Anyways, what's going on now?
My problem with her is when she's excited, we come in here and joke around on some sisterly
love shit.
When she's a little less excited about said subject, radio silence.
Can't even mention it.
Can't bring it up.
Can't nothing.
Don't let her get up nigga
And walk to the bathroom
In the middle of the park
Oh my god
You better stop right now
I'm sorry
Girl is there any more room for me
In those
Schwads
She painted them shits on
She got her little
Halloween makeup artist
And never looked back
Yo so in other news
That was really important to me
And not important to anybody else
In the world
Cup of noodles announced
That they will be
Microwavable now
I'm sorry
Cup of noodles announced
That for the first time ever
See I gotta go to I gotta go to the doctor
when this is over.
We gotta see what we've been putting inside us.
Hey, for the first time
ever, Cup of Noodles says that they're now gonna
come in a cup where you can
microwave it.
And they made sure to say
that this was a first time
ever
in the history of cup of noodles.
They're going to change the cup for the first time in over 50 years.
So that the cup is microwavable.
Prior to this, had you guys been microwaving?
Been throwing them shits, those style pots in the microwave.
At 2.30 in the morning, you standing outside the projects,
and the only thing open is a cup of noodles.
Talk about it.
When was cup of noodles not microwavable?
I think a lot of lawsuits, though, like this shit. Niggas was getting burned.
I was holding this shit. Shit was cracking.
But when were they? I know
I'm getting old now. When was cup
of noodles not microwavable?
What you're supposed to do is add
the hot water.
Yeah, boil the water and add it.
And then you let it sit.
Or you poke the holes in it
at the top, right?
With the fork.
And then put it in the microwave
and take it out, right?
And when you take it out
and you get scalded,
it wasn't our fault, my nigga.
It actually said this shit on there,
do not microwave.
Yeah, it does.
The heat fucks up the styrofoam.
Well, you who say
it ain't chocolate milk on there,
but that don't change us
from looking at it like that.
Chocolate drink.
Chocolate drink. Chocolate drink.
I think they changed the cup a couple years ago.
Because before, you could put that shit in the microwave,
which we all was doing.
Yes.
And that cup came out just fine.
Except for Mel, privileged ass.
And I said this even right before this announcement
that came out.
I'm like, yo, I think they changed the cup or something.
Because now when you put that shit in the microwave and you do it
the cup damn near starts to melt yes same time that we always used on a
microwave now the cup is melting so I think this is just some bullshit to get
ahead of that yeah it must be some lawsuit recall shit yeah that's what I
think it is so now let's make it this way niggas burn their hands and shit with that shit
they change supply issues you know everybody cutting back on shit. They made them cups thinner or something.
That's what I think happened.
Nigga, you can't tell me that cup was microwavable
and it stayed the same when it came out.
That's early 2000s.
That's 90s and 2000s.
90s.
Them shits taste like steak.
Yeah.
Three in the morning?
That shit is like a steak, my nigga.
I ain't going to hold you.
And that shit keep you warm.
You be outside like this.
I love that shit.
That shit is hand warmers and sustenance.
All that shit.
Fuck, man.
That shit was good.
No bullshit.
I just like the chicken and the steak, man.
Look at where niggas come from.
What else do I have in my cup of noodles?
I see on the board, man.
What'd you see on the board?
You put something tragic up there, man.
That was a sad story.
I'm getting ready to go to the people's house.
The dad and son killed in a noise complaint.
I can't believe you put that on there on a Friday.
I thought you was talking about Atifa jumping on an attic.
Nah, well.
That's tragedy.
I don't know which one you're talking about.
I'm playing.
Go ahead.
I'm joking.
I was just surprised that Joe put that on the board.
You know what I mean?
I'm playing.
Go ahead.
I'm joking.
I was just surprised that Joe put that on the board.
You know what I mean?
I wanted to talk about it last part, but I didn't want to bring the morale down.
And then we were still trashed.
So I was straight up.
But we was trashed.
All right.
The Haitians.
I don't know.
The Haitians.
Yes, they are.
The Haitians.
Yes.
All parties involved? All the parties?
Yes.
The shooter as well? No. No shooter's not Haitian. Okay. So the family is Haitian? Yes, they are. They're Haitian, yes. All parties involved? All the parties? Yes. The shooter as well?
No.
No, shooter's not Haitian.
Okay, so the family is Haitian.
Yeah, he's black.
The family's Haitian.
And I only, I didn't write it up there to get, like, sad.
I wanted to use it as kind of a teachable moment because, yeah,
I saw that clip a million times. we're talking about in Brooklyn in Brooklyn
Flatbush and in Flatbush there was a noise complaint from somebody who lived on the
floor he took the elevator upstairs we saw a video the videos released I got a problem with
those types of videos even hitting the net but this this one I did watch and it's the whole altercation
of the gentleman coming out of his house
with his wife or baby mom or girlfriend
or whoever that is.
Then the son comes out.
Clearly they have had some interaction
with these noise complaints people before
from the way that they came out the house.
Got that.
And he comes out the house with a pair of scissors.
He puts it to the guy's neck.
But before that, the guy is standing far away from that door.
And if you look at the video,
it looks like he's standing far away for bullshit.
It looks spooky.
I didn't see him put scissors next to his neck.
He didn't put it next to his neck.
He just had scissors in his hand.
He kicked the door initially.
He didn't put it to his neck, Joe. No, he didn't. He did put it to his neck. Joe, he did not put it to his neck. He didn't put it next to his neck, but he kicked- He just had scissors in his hand. He kicked the door initially. He didn't put it to his neck, Joe.
No, he didn't.
He did put it to his neck.
Joe, he did not put it to his face.
Joe, he did not.
So, he put scissors close to the gentleman.
So, what-
Somewhere.
The back story is-
He came out with scissors, and he put it to him as he was talking to him.
He did, but not to his neck, Joe.
It was in front of his face.
Oh, he got you.
The back story is they had been beefing because they were making noise.
So the dude took the, you know, you live in the projects or a building,
you take the broom, you bang on the ceiling.
Yeah.
So he banged on the ceiling, and then they start stomping on the floor.
Stomping on his head, yeah.
So that warranted my man to come up.
When he came upstairs, he started kicking on their door.
So somebody kicks on your door.
Of course, you're coming outside now like that
because another man's kicking on your door. So he came outside kicking on your door Of course you're coming outside now Like that Because another man's
Kicking on your door
So he came outside
Kicking on the door
He came out
No shirt on
At first
Initially with no shirt on and shit
He went back in the house
Came back out
That's when he had the scissors
But while he's in the house
His wife came out
And was arguing with the guy
Yeah
So
From one thing led to another
So then homeboy's wife
Tried to pull him away From the guy And that's one thing led to another. So then homeboy's wife tried to pull him away
from the guy.
And that's the part
that I wanted to discuss.
That part right there,
I read the comments
and some of y'all
in the comments
sound like idiots,
especially some of the dudes
in the comments.
Well, what was the comments
primarily?
Yo, never grab your man
when he arguing,
bop, bop, bop,
like all of that stupid shit.
To me, it's stupid shit.
Yo, you got a family,
you got kids. No, grab your man so shit. You got a family. You got kids.
No, grab your man so that he don't catch a body with the scissors.
I totally disagree with that.
I could not disagree with that more.
About which part?
You thought that that was silly of them to say?
Yes.
Maybe the timing is bad because people lost their lives.
Exactly.
But that don't sound like what you're arguing.
No, I'm not arguing that piece.
But it could have been reversed.
He could have took
the man's life
with some scissors.
Now your family is left
without a man in it
and your children
are left without a dad.
He's going to do life
wherever the fuck he at.
You do try to diffuse
and de-escalate that situation
by telling your man
to come in the house.
I totally disagree with that.
I'm so shocked
at your take on this. Yeah, I totally disagree with that. I'm so shocked at your take on this.
Yeah, I totally disagree with that.
You don't think that the woman should have intervened?
Maybe the son.
Whatever the case may be.
I think the time for intervening,
I want to be sensitive with this because it's sensitive.
Of course.
And I don't want it to sound like I'm doing some type of blaming.
So I want to be careful of that.
Gotcha.
I think that if there were an intervention to happen,
the time to do that is behind closed doors in our home.
That's what I think.
Preferably.
Yeah.
If you have a choice,
if you have a choice in the matter,
I think it's important to try to stop,
especially if there's some banging on the door,
it's important to stop your king from going out there.
That's when the diffusing comes in.
I've been in that, not that situation, but a situation a few times where my partner know
I'm going out the door on bad timing and there's nothing good about to come from that.
And you got to hug me.
You got to jump in front of the door.
You got to talk some sense into me.
You got to hug me. You got to jump in front of the door. You got to talk some sense into me.
You got to find a way,
but cooler heads prevail and then you stay home
and you cuddle with your girl
and that's that.
This situation clearly went very different,
but if you're going to try to defuse,
I would like for it to happen
before I get out there.
Once I get out there,
I'm in man-to-man time.
He was at this gentleman's face with scissor and he's a bigger gentleman.
Just the optics of it look like he could have thrown him to the ground, took that gun.
It looked like he could have threw him down the stairs. It looked like he could have had his way with this guy.
And the guy seemed to know that, which is why he up there with a gun.
That's fair. Yeah.
So if you watch this video as many times as I watched it, when she pulled on her dude to back him off, that's when dude was able to get situated with his weapon, cock it back.
He was fidgeting with it earlier before anybody was out.
He was getting it right, but he was getting ready.
This is somebody that clearly has experience in this.
He very calmly and casually waited for the elevator.
I think anybody else probably runs downstairs
in that moment. But this is
somebody who seems to have experience
in this. Damn, he had a scope.
He had a scope on the gun.
Yeah, the green light was on.
One thing I
noticed about the guy, though, is when he pulled out the
gun, the guy that got
killed, the father told his wife and him
to go inside. He turned around, saw the gun, and wife and him to go inside he saw him he turned
around saw the gun and he pushed her go inside and that's when they all ran aside and then yeah
i don't think yeah i don't think she should have been out there i don't i don't you know i'm iffy
i'm not and i don't think my son i don't think my son should have been i'm in agreement with that
but you're like and the son and your wife is gonna come out there to stop you from potentially doing
some shit instinctively.
And the son wasn't even trying.
The son was just trying to get away.
The son was just a casualty of war.
That shit was crazy.
The son wasn't trying to attack him.
The son just tried to run in the opposite direction of where you were firing, which is toward you, unfortunately.
Because my dad is behind me.
I'm not going to run behind me.
I'm not running to the door. I'm not. crazy that's what's that and he stood over him and fired rest
in peace to rest in peace to that that father and his his son adult fucking son like shit like that
hurts to hurt it hurts to see it hurts to hear about see and then for me yeah prayers to the
mom it seemed like it was a young kid and there. It was another kid. There was a family in there.
So prayers to all of them.
Also, what hurts for me, and then we can leave this, is dad was, when he hit dad, dad crawled to his door.
And it closed, yeah.
And the door closed.
Not saying that's wrong.
Maybe you supposed to close the door.
And dad clearly would have wanted you to close the door because he told you to get in the house.
Sure.
So, but me watching it.
Just seeing it.
It was a monster.
Watching him have a little bit of life left and then the door closing.
You know, we looking at this with onlooker eyes.
Sure, Mark.
The shooter is still over there by the
sun in that instant. Your mother got other kids
to protect in the house. That's a very,
very tricky. It's crazy. It is
crazy. And, not for nothing,
to go full circle, that's
why you got to stop playing with people outside.
That's why when you pull your phone out and you start
antagonizing the nigga outside,
you don't know what that nigga got outside.
You don't know how his day went
He might have just
Got in an argument with his girl
He might have just
Lost somebody
People are out here losing
I know two or three people
Parents that passed away this week
You never know what the fuck
Somebody going through
Leave these people alone dog
Cause it can happen
We see this
We see it all the time
Just something as simple
As a road rage
Road rage
Something that simple
Blowing a horn
Slamming up against
Somebody's car
My man came upstairs
With the intent to use the gun.
Yep.
Because he had ample time to go back downstairs.
Because earlier he was going like this, and then he was fixing it.
He was fixing it.
It was like, you know them shits be heavy.
Yeah.
So he might have been getting his belt right to grab it.
You know what I mean?
Tying it up in his coat, whatever the case may be.
But, dog, he came upstairs, and I don't know.
I think he was out of pocket.
Some people was justifying the dude. Yeah, I saw that, too. Some people was justifying. I think he was out of pocket some people was justifying the dude
yeah I saw that too
some people was justifying
I think he was out of pocket
they're saying that
they're saying that
they're saying that
he defended himself
because
homeboy had some scissors
but he turned around
he told him to get his arm
well that stops
when there's nine shots fired
and you stand over the person
and fire
and walk over
to the other person
and execute
like it was execution style
yeah he may have been well within his right with scissors to his face to defend himself and fire and walk over to the other person and execute. Like, it was execution style. Yeah, very much so.
He may have been well within his right with scissors to his face to defend himself.
That's not defending yourself.
Got it.
That is cold.
Especially as they walk in the way.
That's cold-blooded murder.
Because the first shot was in the back or something, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, yeah.
But, yeah, stop playing.
And the guy, just for closure on the story,
that guy,
the cops... Have since been killed.
Yeah, he's been killed.
Wednesday.
There was a pursuit
the next day,
yeah, they killed him.
That's the other part
that really bothers me
about stories like this
is where one person
who you could tell
had enough with life,
period,
and is just ready to... Like suicide period, and is just ready to go.
Like suicide by cop.
I'm ready to go.
No matter what happens, I'm ready to go.
I've heard niggas like, I'm not going back to jail no matter what.
They pull me over, it's on.
Right?
Yeah, but you don't have to take other people with you.
Sure.
You could just go if you're ready to go.
Yo, speaking of which, there was a dude in Colorado
just a couple days ago, heavily armed,
had explosives and all that shit, and
instead of acting out, it was at an amusement
park. And instead of it being a mass
situation, he killed himself.
Didn't take nobody with him. Thank God.
Really? It just happened.
God, leave people alone, dog.
I don't want no problems with nobody.
Leave these motherfuckers alone. You never know what
somebody going through. You never know
any of that, yo.
Yeah, no, yo. Yeah.
Yeah, no, it's true.
All right, on to lighter news.
Yeah.
On to lighter news.
Kim Kardashian, there was some clips going around
where she divulged quite a bit about North.
I enjoyed those clips.
Part of the clips were North is telling me that she really enjoys dad's house.
Dad's house.
Dad got an apartment.
He ain't got no chef, ain't no nanny security,
all this bullshit you got going on over here.
Dad's house is fly.
It's a vibe over there.
And she's sharing that with her sister.
And her sister's like,
yeah, my kid is at the age when, yeah,
they're going to dad's house and they love it over there.
They want me to come over here and make changes.
They're asking why I don't have an apartment, right?
And these two look so befuddled
that the kids feel like this.
So I wanted to come in here and ask the moms out there.
I know that y'all are brave.
I know that having, what is this, all that, all that?
Come on.
I know you about to make me laugh.
No, that's not true. Stop. You laughing is going to make me laugh and I'm being I know you about to make me laugh that's not true
stop
you laughing
is going to make me laugh
and I'm being serious
I'm being serious
y'all
listen
y'all
populate
the earth
y'all
have
contractions
and all that shit
y'all throwing
on our face
we were
y'all
beard us
I get it
and I respect it
but do y'all think that y'all houses be a better vibe for the kids than dad's house
see i thought that that was like a rhetorical question i didn't know that there were moms out there shocked that the kid is having a blast at dads.
I think dads are.
I watch my kids when they come to dads.
And I'm best of both worlds, 5-year-old and 22-year-old.
They both get to my house and live in La Vida Loca.
They love it.
Cabinets, snacks, what we doing.
We outside strip club, toys. It's just, ah, do it that way. It's dad's.
Yo, get dressed. We're going back to mom's. No!
Don't want to go to mommy's house.
Now we as dads, we're like, the fuck is she doing going on over there? But it ain't nothing.
Rules.
Dads are more lenient, Joe.
Rules.
I got to abide by rules.
Like over here, up in the bed, I'm sitting in the middle of the bed at 1.30 with Cheetos,
dirty as hell, dirty face.
Oh, you better than me.
You should have ill-sit them.
Wait, well, are you awake with them at 1.30?
Will you be up with your kid at 1.30?
You crazy as hell.
I give my son a pound.
All right, big dog.
All right.
Hold it down.
You said some ill shit about Lex one time.
You said, I see Lex doing some shit or bumping into some shit,
and I just let him.
Like, Lex is exploring the crib and enjoying himself.
He could do shit in my house I know he can't do over there.
Yeah.
Like, my couch is 24 feet long. himself. He could do shit in my house. I know he can't do over there. My couch is 24
feet long. Yes. He gonna
run
all the way up.
He be at the top.
He be on the top.
He be on the top.
Yeah. And like
I gotta explain it like my mom and dad.
If any woman sees this, any woman that's ever
seen that, it's like, oh my
God, please get him off of here.
Put him in bubble wrap.
And we got to explain.
Put him in bubble wrap.
Yes.
I literally was going to ask.
I was like, how does he handle the staircases in your house?
And this is the first instance that y'all have a problem with this line, but I'm going to tell it to you.
Okay.
They boys.
They boys.
It's boys.
They boys.
So let them fall.
They going to fall anyway. They are boys. Go for should. They boys should. They boys. So let them fall. Yes.
They going to fall anyway.
They are boys.
Look, I just, it's funny.
I just did a, oh man.
An interview, right?
Yo, yeah, I did.
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Good, go get it, nigga.
One of the conversations was stupid, yo.
I wish you would.
He told you to go get it.
Don't leave me here, though.
One of the conversations was, like, in rearing children,
we treat the boys and the girls differently as parents.
Absolutely.
We're supposed to.
And the interviewer,
she was like,
wow, how do you know?
I'm like, yo, you serious?
And she was like, yeah.
So a topic came up.
I won't bring it up.
They cut it.
But the topic was,
I'm going to tell.
Fuck it.
The topic was,
if you have a son,
and let's say your son is 18,
versus having a daughter that's 18,
your son could get a little, you know what I mean?
Yeah, talk about it.
In the house.
Your daughter can't get no chocolate.
Can not, nigga.
Never.
She feel like thunder.
Bah!
Who?
J.R. can fuck anything in that crib.
Well, what princess want to bring a nigga?
That shit like jam.
Brrr.
Get your ass in there.
Princess, princess be asking me
to go places.
Is J.R. following you?
Yeah,
let J.R. follow you.
She be like,
what?
Yeah.
I'm with y'all.
That's why I don't understand.
Tell me what the debate is.
She looked at me
like I was crazy.
People don't agree with that.
She looked at me
like I was crazy.
They're wrong in that.
I think.
We think.
I think so too.
People are arguing.
I just had an argument about it the other day.
You know, men and women or boys and girls should be treated the same and be able to express themselves.
But it's just a feeling as a father when you know your son, 18, getting pussy.
Boys and girls should not be treated the same.
They should never be treated the same.
I don't agree with that.
I'm just saying.
Now, what say you?
What say you?
I hate when we do that to Mel.
No, it's fine.
Her pain?
She got her pain.
No, what's crazy is my boyfriend moved in with me and my mom when I was 17 years old.
Salute.
Oh, no.
Yeah, salute.
Y'all Canadian, though.
But no, but I will.
Y'all white.
Hold on.
Your mother white.
Yes.
Your mother white.
That's my girl.
Yes, my mother's white.
And also, my father was deceased at the time. If my father had been alive, there's my mother's wife. That's my girl. Yes, my mother's wife. And also my father was deceased at the time.
If my father had been alive, there's no way in fuck.
If my father had been alive at the time, I would have still been a virgin, honestly.
Look how hard men got it.
We can't even die.
I don't even think that was it, honestly.
Oh, it's totally true.
I made the whole golden promise thing.
If moms was black, that wouldn't happen.
I said that.
That's entirely possible.
That's not really true, though.
Some mothers be a little more lenient to that.
Moving in?
At 17?
A lot of mothers would rather the boys come to the house so they could be able to watch everything that's going on instead of you go out there.
And it wasn't a situation in which I was like, please let me have my boyfriend move in.
And his situation at home got really, really abusive.
And yeah.
No, it was true.
It was true.
And that was her point.
This nigga laughed at me.
This nigga laughed at me.
That's how it's done.
All right.
It's due me of God.
No, no, no.
That was her point.
Her point was.
It's funny.
It's funny.
No, it's not funny.
Abuse is not funny.
But she saved him. Mel finally did something good. Her point was. It's funny. It's funny. No, it's not funny. The abuse is not funny, but she saved him.
Mel finally did something good.
That's it.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
I'd rather say that than laugh at the abuse.
Jesus Christ.
Let me clean it up, Mel.
I'm your brother.
We just laughed at abuse last episode with that apple.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
That was the funniest.
Some abuse.
Go ahead.
The apple went.
And the apple. That wasn't abuse. Stop it. Yo, that wasn't abuse. That was a hit.. Some abuse. Go ahead. The apple and the apple.
That wasn't abuse.
Stop it.
Yo, that wasn't abuse.
That was a hit.
That shit's different.
When that shit landed down.
That abuse is like long, long going.
Just a quick.
Oh, shit.
Yo, don't put.
She popped him.
That's abuse.
That's abuse, nigga.
Did you see the signs of that apple?
Stop it.
All right.
Move on.
Move on. Move on. Move on. Move on. It was the green shit. Move on. Move on, move on, move on, move on, move on.
It was the green shit.
You were saying.
That was her point. Her point was, yo,
you would rather your daughter be
getting right in the comfort
or the safety of your home
versus being out in the street getting popped on.
And I said, what you
say sounds good logically.
Realistically, no.
I just kind of had this conversation recently because I was at a Sweet 16 for Twins.
Out of here.
Where boy, girl, same age.
Same environment.
Same celebration.
Same environment.
But no. No, I think I think that how you encourage how you encourage young men sexually and how you encourage young women sexually are not the same.
How you how you rear them, unfortunately, how you teach them to take on the rigors of the world should be different because what they're going to face in the world is different.
We all agree with that, you know, right? Yeah.
Because what they're going to face in the world is different.
We all agree with that, you know, right?
Yeah.
Listen, listen, when you're in my particular circumstance, my mom was a very overworked, exhausted single mother
whose husband had passed away,
and she had a very headstrong daughter
that was going to do whatever the fuck she wanted to do.
So she was like, let me try to have some semblance of control and also provide
like a safe environment you know exactly and that's kind of what it turned into you know like
he just he wasn't the schlep like he helped around the house etc you had in-house at 17
that that's that's crazy with with no not just in-house in-house with parental knowledge
i lived in my baby's house.
And also, but also you...
No parent around.
But also you also have to factor in, you know,
like what your friends are doing outside and stuff.
I was the last one out of my friends to like lose my virginity.
So my friends were really like doing whatever the fuck.
You know what I mean?
So you can only rear your kids to a certain extent
where there's peer pressure and societal pressure doesn't play a role in their sexual development that is a very real thing did
you get caught up on the missed homework i was good in school biology a plus
you bet i'm gonna believe it yeah chemistry i'm gonna keep it real
shout out to you wonderful parents i'm gonna keep it real I'm going to go back to college I'm going to go back to school Shout out to you
Wonderful parents
I'm going to keep it real
I love y'all
But me no
Nigga no
At all
I will punch a little kid
In his mouth
He come near my door
I will whoop his ass
I'm sure my dad
Would have done that
I just know
What we was doing
I know what type of time
I was on
We know what we did as kids
You know what I was doing
To y'all niggas daughters
As a child
As a teen Setting them on fire I did I set somebody here on fire I know what type of time I was on. We know what we did as kids. You know what I was doing to y'all niggas' daughters as a child?
As a teen?
Setting them on fire.
I did.
I set somebody here on fire. Throwing cereal at them.
No, I set somebody here on fire before.
I remember girls' mothers coming in the front door.
We was going out the back door at the same exact time.
Talk about, I got caught in the kitchen, nigga.
Hiding behind the washing machine.
Asian ladies say, oh, what?
You fit behind the washing machine?
I was skinny.
It must have been
the tumble.
Get some dap after that.
Gotta get some dap
after you play a nigga out.
Fact.
Oh, you turned on me?
No.
I can't turn on you.
Nigga's going
beer mace me up.
I need all the friends
I can get.
Damn, I kind of want to know
what had it did.
If what? If they maced you?
If we got active and
bear mace came out.
I've never had that done before. That shit would have
burnt your body, nigga.
Bear mace? Nigga, you know how many things I had to
burn my body? Nah, I don't think you want some
mace, though. Nigga, I had fucking real
food to burn in there.
And hold up, and hold up.
I had this shit where the piss piss you couldn't even piss Man, you held it down. You look like you been in a couple of situations. Mo went like this. Mo said I did.
Give me out your little clip, man.
She did the Homer Simpson for real, for real time.
The Homer Simpson.
Bear Mays.
That's hilarious, though.
I seen what Charleston White did with them niggas.
Oh, he pulled it out on them niggas.
Yeah.
He pulled the Bear Mays.
He be reacting to me.
Yeah.
Could I lose a fight to Bear Mays?
Yes. Yes. Well, you can't breathe, yo. See? You can't breathe with it. to beer mace he be reacting to me yeah could I lose a fight to beer mace yes
yes
well you can't breathe
you see
you can't breathe with it
no
mace don't play with him
yeah
dog I've seen a nigga
squirt it once
has it
clear whole school out
beer mace
I did it
I ain't gonna say niggas
I did it
wait you was one of the niggas
running around with beer mace
I thought you had guns
I was in high school I thought you was a Newace I thought you had guns I was in high school
I thought you was a Newark nigga
I was in high school
I didn't know
I'd never seen maces
In action
Mace in action
So my man and them had it
And I was like
Yo man fuck that shit
There you go
Your man against same nigga
Where you get it from
Somebody had it in school
No somebody had it in school
I'm asking seriously
I don't know where you get it
You get a Home Depot target
Any of them
That sound like it shouldn't be legal to sell it.
It's different concentration.
So they give it for women.
Women be having it on their key chains.
It's not even mace.
It's like pepper spray.
Mace is illegal.
But mace is different.
Mace is illegal?
The police, military mace.
Pepper spray never stopped me.
Yeah.
They said bid mace is about three times as potent.
Nicks, what the fuck fuck Like security niggas
You would have been
Winnie the Pooh for real
Yo nigga you would have
That club we used to go to
Remember the club we used to go to
You laughing at me
Getting beard maces
I don't like that
It was a fight outside of there
One day and the security guard
They had the little mace bomb
Like shit
You just throw it
And it'll clear that whole shit out Everybody choking Nigga them big maces You throwing up There was a fight outside of there one day, and the security guard, they had the little mace bomb, like, shit, you just throw it,
and it'll clear that whole shit out.
Everybody choking, coughing. Nigga, them big maces, you throw it up.
You can't breathe, you can't see.
That sound like a charge.
It is.
I scored that shit in high school.
That shit permeated through the whole hall.
You can't just spray beer mace at humans
and not be a charge.
Girls was throwing up and all that shit.
That shit made me throw it up.
You were a menace-ish.
Yes.
I know. I really didn't know. Word was bomb. I was like, man, you know niggas be on that nigga shit. Wait, made me throw up. You were a feminist. Yes. I know.
I really didn't know.
Word is bomb.
I was like, man, you know niggas be on that nigga shit.
Wait, where'd you spray?
In the ventilation system?
In the school, in the hallway.
Swacka.
My school was big.
That shit went through the whole school.
Girls were throwing up the whole shit.
So when you went outside to flip on him,
that's when you didn't see him pull it out?
When did he pull it out?
He didn't pull that shit out when I was flipping on him.
Are you crazy?
He was already in the car.
I know, but you must have been.
I could tell you flipped on him because he had to pull it out. Did I was flipping on them niggas. You crazy? He was already in the car. I know, but you must have been, I could tell you flipped on him because he had to pull out.
Did you walk up to them niggas?
I was there.
I was close enough where he couldn't, he wasn't going to do that.
Got you.
Because now we got to get active.
You pull beer mace out.
Got you.
Got you.
Because I wonder, he didn't have it in his hand at first.
I should have had some milk on me.
Nigga, milk ain't going to help, nigga.
Yes, it does.
Milk does.
Yes, it does.
Not with beer mace. With beer mace, it's not going to help. Get out of here, it does. Yes, it does. Not with bear mace.
Bear mace is not gonna help.
Get out of here, bro.
You did a good job.
Chill.
You gotta pour that on your face.
Allegedly.
You gotta pour that on your face, Paul.
Bear mace is to take a bear down-ish.
I hear you.
A grizzly bear.
That shit still run.
Joe's not bear sized.
Yeah.
That shit would have made me cry for you, son.
Yo, you my man. You got the heart of the line. I think I can take that can from you. This shit still running Joe's not bear sized Yeah That shit would've
Made me cry for you son
Yo you my man
You got the heart of the line
I think I can take that cam from you
You would've took the cam
He'd have probably
Maced all y'all
Himself
He'd have maced himself
And all y'all
I'd have grabbed you
And rubbed my face on you
And beat the cowboy
Yeah cause I can weave
I can weave
Yeah
I'ma grab you
You can't weave
He'd have weaved for that shit
Like this It's like bug spray.
Oh, yeah.
The bug spray automatic.
That shit is a different.
Where it goes wide.
Yes.
Yeah.
It's different, bro.
It's in the sky.
It's in the air.
Yeah, it's in the air.
It's a super soaker.
Oh, that's why Charleston White keep winning them shit.
Yeah, son.
I seen a girl mace a nigga out of Howard Homecoming before.
She was arguing with the curse.
He like, you stupid bitch.
Something, something.
So he rag on her.
She's like, nigga, I'll m he rag on her. She's like,
nigga,
I'll mace this shit up.
She's like,
bitch,
I miss you.
Ain't going to do
nothing to me.
Fuck you.
I'll beat your ass.
Word is born.
The fight just started
dropping in levels.
He went from bitch
to,
yo,
word is born.
You ain't even
have to do it like this.
Y'all that nigga
was on one knee
in front of McDonald's
with a motherfucking
jersey on.
I'm serious.
It takes your breath,
bro. It get in your mouth. It should motherfucking shoes on. I'm serious. That won't die well. It takes your breath, bro.
It get in your mouth.
It should get to your
whole respiratory.
Slow down.
It be in your mouth.
I'm talking about
the snow ski mask shades.
Maybe if you had
some like school diving
shit.
What if I had my
gas mask on maybe?
Yeah, you good.
You need to have
a gas mask
with the filters on it
to filter this shit out
other than Amy.
Even a smoker?
Even worse.
Probably worse. It's worse. That shit fuck you Even as a smoker? Even worse. Probably worse.
It's worse.
That shit fuck you up
as a smoker.
Hey, hey,
well you fat fuck,
next time you come
try to get some
watermelon mint,
bring it with you.
No Love 66 for him?
Bring it with you.
No Love 66.
Let's see if your beer mace
can beat this
****.
Can't say that.
Can't say that.
Can't say that, Joseph.
A metaphor.
It's like Nas.
That's rapper brain, Judge.
I'm a rapper.
Oh, man.
Come on, let's get to it, man.
What?
It's funny how the news week,
the news week will make you look like a genius one day and a total idiot the next day.
I disagree.
The topic I have written down,
I didn't say nothing. How you disagree? Because I know where you're going. Then step on day. I disagree. The topic I have written down, I didn't say nothing.
How do you disagree?
Because I know where you're going.
Then step on it.
I want to.
I don't want to step on it.
If you don't want to step on it,
then it's my turn to talk.
Go ahead.
You narrate better than me.
Look, oh, now he's allowing me.
He's down so great.
What I have written down here is
Shaq agrees with Ish's bold bold take
because that was during the week where Shaq agrees with Ish's Bo Bo take because that was
during the week where Shaq got on TV
and said we've seen this before
I don't know why everybody's going crazy over
Wimby we've seen Bo Bo. Important to
note that Bo Bo is
friends with Shaq's kids and all
of this shit came over his house for
dinner. That's not important to know.
That's important to know.
It is important to know. But is important to know. It is important to know.
But go ahead.
What other people think is important
to know. And saying that, you're
discounting his point. And saying
that, yo, but Bol Bol is like part of
his family, he's part of the team. You
discount his point. That wasn't his point. Now you go.
Well, not to
discount. That's only the secondary discounting
the point. The first discounting the point is Bobo is not Wimby.
Yes, that was the first point.
And anyway, that point is brought to light after the game two nights ago
where Wimby had 38, 10, and two blocks.
Now your take, don't look.
You and Shaq.
I still disagree
Floor is yours
Alright
I don't even really like
Argue on sports sometimes
Because
We ain't arguing
You don't even
I mean we're even
Talking about sports
Because everybody
A lot of niggas get
They sports news
From the media
Which is telling you
What to think
A lot of them get it
From like first take media too
Which is a great show
But it's not necessarily
So listen to this Wimby is good arguably headed to greatness not even arguably barring injury he'll be great
what i'm saying is he walked into a team and they say here it's yours do whatever the fuck you want
to do a la lebron a la a few people right not a lot of people got that why uh because that
matters i'm not disagreeing their potential may not have been as high in some people's eyes it's
a it's a bunch of different shit sports is a political thing too a lot of politics play a
part in sports sure every sport football baseball basketball a lot of politics play a part in sports
all right cool so now my argument my thing was his skill sets that he possesses bobo has them go look at bobo
clips niggas be talking because they don't know what they they never seen it bobo don't get minutes
like wimby who the fuck knows what bobo would be able to accomplish if they said here yo take the
ball do whatever the fuck you want to do but no. There's a reason why they're not doing that.
Not all the time.
All the time, that's not talent.
We only talking about this one time.
Don't broaden it.
No, I'm not.
I'm saying his talent and his skill level.
Tell me something.
I want y'all to give me an answer.
Don't joke.
That he could do that.
Bo Bo can't with a basketball.
Give minutes.
No, I'm just kidding.
There you go.
That's a good one.
But if you played team sports before,
you could have all the talent in the world,
but if you don't play within the team's fucking structure,
you're not going to get no burn.
Yes and no.
Unless you are outworldly good.
This is a boy that's been playing basketball his whole entire life.
So it ain't like he don't know how to play a team sport.
And it was an all-American, got drafted, all of those things like yo fam he's nice he's nice nice he just hasn't had the ability to show he's nice nice for whatever reason that's a very nice way
of saying what the scouts and experts seem to say about him, which is very low motor,
very low work ethic.
And if those two things are true,
then I'm never discussing you in the same breath as Wimby.
Like there's plenty of niggas
that could do some of the shit
that the other niggas could do,
but if you don't have the work ethic
and you have a low motor,
then why do you deserve to be put
in that same sentence?
Which is why the Shaq family comment was so, I thought it was necessary,
is because that seemed like a weird just talking point for the best NBA talk show to have
when discussing Wimby, for one of them to say, hey, Bo Bo, we've seen this before.
And I think he was doing it for another reason.
Bo Bo has gotten three minutes this season.
I think he was doing it for another reason, too.
But Bo Bo has played for three whole minutes this season.
Bobo is on his, I want to say, fourth team.
These are four different teams now that got a chance to look at you in private,
see you work out, speak to you, assess how they think you'll be able to help the team,
and they all passed.
So even if you're having a talent talk
where some of that shit is right,
the separation exists in motor.
Maybe.
Well, and mental.
Well, I think motor's part of mental.
I think motor's part of mental.
That's a possibility.
Well, what are the other possibilities?
I'm not just kidding.
Because you know Bo Bo is skilled,
and his dad was still Manute Bo and his little brother
is tearing high school up right now.
Again, I'm talking about
the talent level
from the two young men.
That's what I was talking about.
Now the mental shit,
I can't speak to
because I don't know that.
I can't see his mentals.
I can see his talent level
on the phone.
You can't ask somebody like that.
Well, I got to ask you
because you say,
hey, some of that resembles Bobo.
And if you believe that, then you have to say, well, why is he not getting?
Now, take me.
I've been around basketball.
I've been around sports a long, long time.
Your whole life?
Yeah, seriously.
So I see niggas that's nice.
I got a friend.
This is going to be fun.
We know that you have a friend.
Corey knows him.
Corey does know this friend. Ironically, Corey does know a friend. This is going to be fun. We know that you have a friend. Corey knows him. Corey does know this friend.
Don't we know him?
Ironically, Corey does know this friend.
No, not ironically.
All right, listen.
Came out the same year as Sham God.
This is a true story.
Came out the same year as Sham God.
Can you tell the audience what year that is?
Because they don't even know Sham God.
Well, you can't talk to me about sports or argue me if you don't know who Sham God is.
There's young people watching this.
I don't know. I don't know.
I don't know.
Maybe 2001, 2002.
The legend of Sham got it.
My man was nice.
Played college.
Sham got it was nice.
The Washington Wizards, I think they was the Bullets then, drafted Sham in the first round.
My man was in camp with Sham.
My man outplayed Sham in camp.
my man was in camp with sham my man outplayed sham in camp the the brass bowled him in and said yo it would make the organization look like shit if we drafted him in the first round and he didn't
make the team and you made the team we got to let you go i just want you to know you outplayed him
by a mile in this camp shit like that plays a part in sports your agent if your agent is such
as such you gonna get shit that the other nigga that got the bad agent
not gonna get. All of these
things play a part in sports.
So that's what I'm telling you. From a talent
standpoint, sometimes the most talented
niggas or the nicest niggas don't necessarily
be getting the most run.
Nigga, we seen Tyrod Taylor outplay the shit
out of Daniel Jones the last four games
and that nigga's on the fucking bench.
So again, all of these things play a part in sports.
That's all I was saying.
We seen niggas with these same skill sets at his size,
and they just got brushed under the rug.
Why would we use Chet as an example of someone
that has the same skill size that is getting burned
as opposed to Bulbul?
And that's no disrespect to Bulbul.
I think it's just height.
No, that's not true. And that's the point. People say. I think it's just height. No, that's not true.
And that's the point.
People say that, yo, they just tall.
Never seen Bobo play.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That wasn't what I was saying.
I wouldn't say that.
I was saying why we don't talk about Chet.
Chet's tough.
Chet is super tough, but he's shorter than Bobo, right?
Not by much.
Not by much.
I thought we was only talking about Bobo and Wimby
Because they were the two
Niggas
Chad about seven
He's seven
Chad tall too
He's tall
Chad tall too
He's good
He's nice
He's good
He ain't them
No
He's nice though
I don't want to
Dissuade the kid
He's nice
See I'm not gonna
Argue with you
You think Bobo
Is better than Chad
Absolutely
Okay
I don't know about that
Okay There we go Okay It's cool You think Bobo is better than Chet? Absolutely. Okay. There we go.
Okay.
It's cool. You like Bobo a lot.
I like his skill sets.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. And it just was ironic because
and this is how fickle the world is,
everybody was in the comments on my dick.
Yo, nigga, it's your dead nigga right.
Yo, get them niggas and niggas right.
The next day, Wimby gets 38
You stupid motherfucker
I was just gonna ask you
Would you draft
Bull ball on your
Fantasy basketball team
No
Never
Until he
Until him get on run
Alright
Okay
That's all
But we'll see
Hopefully
I think
We'll see
I'll tell you all
I saw Wimby grab
Grab a rebound Do a a two-step,
and then just put it in the rim backward.
He don't even got to jump.
He was backward.
He don't even have to be in the paint.
And it was a hand one.
You see Bobo do that, too?
I'll show you the clips.
Right off mic.
I'll show you immediately.
I haven't seen him do that.
That's not saying he hasn't done it.
I'm going to show you. I haven't seen him do that. That's not saying he hasn't done it. I'm going to show you.
I haven't seen him do that.
I know that Denver, who drafts well.
See, sometimes we have, for me, let me not speak for nobody else.
Sometimes I trust the things that are in place to make sure shit is good.
Denver scouting team, I trust.
Great.
I trust them them they've drafted
well for 10 years maybe maybe more yeah they've traded well yeah them them they in there but so
when they got bobo i was like fuck they're gonna develop him they're gonna nurture him properly
and he's gonna turn out to be crazy when let him go, it did say something to me.
It spoke to me.
Then I thought he would go off in Orlando.
And, you know, we'll see.
Wimby's going to continue to get busy.
He does.
Popovich does it again.
And they beating good teams.
And they beating good teams.
They beating good teams.
We don't have to tank no more.
We got what we wanted.
Yeah.
We got what we wanted.
We turned it up now.
Tank is over.
And I see y'all at me about Scoot Henderson.
I see him struggling.
I see him struggling.
As expected, I did expect him to struggle.
I thought that if he hit right away that the Blazers would be good.
But he's 19 years old, 18 years old, man.
He got time.
He got some time.
That's all I got on sports.
Actually, last night started the NBA in-season
tournament
that I have no
information about
so I can't tell y'all
none.
I know that the Knicks
got the bucks somehow.
Wait,
the tournament started
already?
Yes.
Last night.
Yeah.
In-season tournament.
I don't get it.
They count as regular
season games.
But the league
just started.
And there's some shit
about at the end
of the season,
it's a wild card.
They explained it. It was like pentagrams up there. The shit looked like demonic end of the season, it's a wild card. They explained it.
It was like pentagrams up there. The shit looked
like demonic. I ain't know what the fuck I was looking at.
What's the point?
I don't know. I think they just want to spice up the
season. But they shouldn't give niggas
some incentive to do that.
The point is March Madness is too
successful. So
they see a template where
they can mimic some of that.
I think it's also
that the start of the season
is boring
and nobody watches it.
Like people tune in Christmas
and then it's some people
that, myself included,
that don't really watch
football until after
the Super Bowl.
I mean basketball,
excuse me.
After the Super Bowl
is when I start paying attention.
After All-Star weekend
because now you're coming
down to the wire.
Now you're going to see
who's going to be there
and who's not. I ain't watched the game yet. I watch it, but not actively. now you're coming down to the wire. Now you're going to see who's going to be there and who's not.
I ain't watched the game yet.
I watch it,
but not actively.
I just put it on
in the background.
I haven't watched
the NBA game.
And I think they got
some of this
from watching the success
from the pandemic
when they went to Disneyland
and had all the games.
Like the bubble?
Yeah, the bubble.
The bubble.
The pandemic, my bad.
Yeah, the bubble.
So they saw some of that.
Also, lastly in NBA news, the bubble. So they saw some of that. Also, lastly
in NBA news,
the All-Star game, they've gone back
to East versus West. Thank God.
Thank you. Thank God. And they took
away that stupid-ass scoring shit
that I don't understand what they was doing anyway.
The bonus points shit. The hot spots. All of that shit was
dumb. All of that shit was whack.
I don't want to see LeBron and
Giannis draft. I don't want to see LeBron and Giannis draft.
I don't understand why they didn't.
If you want to make the
All-Star game competitive, make it impact
the finals. Make
the East-West,
that team, whoever comes out of the
East-West, because the West gets a home court advantage or something.
No, you can't. Do something to make it. I'm just saying
that's a way to make it more competitive
instead of just the... The niggas don't be wanting to potentially get hurt for a game
For a charity game almost that's why you make it Matt make it count. Yeah, you make it count
I was trying to flip.
Don't shut up.
That's not me, nigga.
I don't know none of our sports, niggas.
DJ Academics.
Lastly in sports.
Lastly in sports.
The Astros lose for the Rangers to win.
Yo, Texas, you motherfuckers.
Y'all niggas is good.
Y'all niggas is good.
The Astros lost and the Rangers won talk about a finals
I didn't watch it
the Rangers have
had a sub
they had
they were 40 and 41
on the road
just listen to this
you don't have to
have to keep up
with baseball notice
they were 40 and 41
on the road
11 and 0
in the playoffs
damn
never lost
focus they turned into super team Wemby the Phillies was up like 3-0 in the playoffs. Damn. Never lost.
Focus.
They turned into super team.
Wimby.
The Phillies was up like three zip.
Two zip on them niggas.
Texas, man.
Salute to Texas.
Salute.
Astros was nice. I'm sorry for that cheating shit that I did.
I apologized to y'all before, but y'all niggas is nice.
Y'all wasn't supposed to lose.
Astros is nice.
If you nice, I think you should be able to cheat a little bit
like Bill Belichick.
For real.
If you Tom Brady,
you should be able to take the PSI out of the ball
so it fits your hand better.
I believe in that.
Y'all want to live in a world without cheating?
No.
No.
Is my answer.
Ishmael?
This is a quick one, y'all.
No.
I know y'all don't like quick.
Maybe not necessarily cheating,
but privilege.
I'll take, yeah,
privilege advantages.
Yes.
Man, come on.
We all like cheating.
Stop, please.
Fuck.
I don't want to say that
because they know
it might trap them
in some other areas.
You do like cheating,
just not when it's done to us.
Yes, I don't like
cheating done to me, no. There we go.
There we go. And I talk relationship-wise,
Neva. Alright, whatever y'all pulling from the board.
We did all this without saying rest in peace
to Bobby Knight. Rest in peace, Bobby Knight.
Rest in peace, Bobby Knight. Perfect time.
I love you,
Bobby Knight. I don't care what they say about you.
He was an entertaining
person at the very least.
At the very least.
No, he's a winner.
Yeah?
He's a winner.
I like the niggas that a lot of other people didn't like.
Yeah.
All of them, I mean, what do they call that shit?
Motivational.
Whatever.
You should go to no more homecomings.
Why?
If you can't come up with the word.
Antics.
All of the antics that he used to do,
I don't give a fuck. He was creating winners. True. Created winners.
He won on every single level, so that's all that matters to me.
I was hating. I was hating.
I need a moment like that.
And people
paying tribute to Bob Knight,
all the TV kept showing was him
throwing that shit. I want that. Slamming the desk. Icon the TV kept showing was him throwing that chair.
I want that.
Iconic moment, man.
I want that moment.
Snatching kids out by the collar.
Sometimes he took it a little too far.
The chairs were great, though. In the spirit of winning.
He did not take it too far.
He had to beat John Chaney.
You know what John Chaney was doing?
Want to talk about John Chaney?
Nope.
I love John Chaney.
If you're talking about Bob, you got to talk about John.
I love John Chaney.
Yeah, but he was foul too.
All them niggas was foul.
That's a little rough.
Yo, all them niggas was foul.
Yo, foul, X's out, foul, yo.
I'm sick of that shit.
Barry Bonds should be able to fucking take steroids if the pitchers are taking steroids.
I agree.
True.
Thousand percent.
Everybody's taking steroids.
Thousand percent.
Foul is foul.
And it's still hard to hit that fucking ball.
It is.
Yeah.
You strong as you are.
Rodgers women get steroids?
Nah, I'm taking some too.
Worth it.
I'm texting A-Rod immediately.
Yo.
Yeah.
Big dog.
Yo, that shit you was doing the other day that I turned down.
We can get that for him.
Is it still there?
Yo, Jose.
Yeah.
What I got to do is shoot it in my thigh?
All right, I'm good.
Give me that.
Yeah, that's what these Hoes doing with those
Impits
I ain't letting it go
Neither
You not
You not
I ain't letting it go
You got a war against
That shit
I can't wait for the
Doctor to come out
About what that shit
Did to the insides
I don't know why
Women think that you
Could do shit like
Put bathroom caulk
In your ass
And then take a syringe
To lose some weight
And then you go my girl
fucking donut oh no i didn't do that i just took the weight loss pills
okay that don't sound natural what did it do for you yeah it just makes your appetite go away
oh that's why you've had an orange in two weeks oh you think that's normal
you should eat you should eat something. Add a roll.
Add a roll.
Don't educate us, Mo.
Don't try to educate us on those entries.
Back to the board.
Back to the board.
Back to the board.
You were saying something about ACT?
Yes, it's on the board.
DJ Academics.
Get your shit off.
Latifah had enough of ACT.
Latifah had enough of ACT. Latifah had enough of that.
A lot of people had enough of academics.
A lot of people did have enough of that.
They're saying that, you know, him being emotional about the Saucy Santana issue is hypocritical.
And they're saying that, you know, he goes on his live stream and destroy black women all day and threaten them and all this bullshit.
So, you know, it is what it is.
I look at it as COE.
I have nothing really to say.
I just feel like if a gay nigga tell me he going to fuck me in my ass, I have a problem too.
I'm not going to cry.
I don't know if that was even real, but I'm just saying.
You have a problem because we men.
And we're going to say what we're going to say.
The one thing I just
I ain't like
Act is the homie
They keep making it seem like
Act only goes at women
Yeah he goes at everybody
I've seen Act go at
Some real niggas
Real niggas
That's true
And that part is like
That never happened
Like he only goes at women
That's not true
He go at whoever go at him
That's what I've seen from Act
But the crying shit i took that
differently i thought he was playing a victim on purpose a little just in case yeah to make to make
this a bigger issue because hey if the situation was reversed he didn't want to yeah he said he
didn't want to get canceled i mean that's what people do though when they see you mean the
canceling part i'm just saying like if we've seen people where they'll say you'll say
something to them and then they'll go on camera and crying and it's it's the
worst thing oh my god I can't sleep and these words hurt like and it becomes a
very big issue I thought he was just doing that same it was it was an act I
mean you know I'm mad at it the way do it. The words were weighing on him.
Yeah.
Shut up.
I was asking.
I was trying to say that when I was saying it. Yeah, I want words the right way.
The words was heavy.
They landed.
They landed heavily.
Words landed on him.
I don't want to hear none of that shit now that I know your boyfriend lived in a house with you when you were 17.
Stop it, Joe.
Leave her alone now.
Words landed on me.
Leave her alone. A flip. She was enjoying her life at a 17. you when you were 17. Oh, stop it, Joe. Leave her alone now. All that words landed on me. Leave her alone.
A flip.
She was enjoying her life
at a 17.
She was in Canada then.
Then landed on.
Oh, shit.
Oh, Canada.
Oh, Canada.
Wow.
Oh, what?
My business, nigga.
You always get excited
when dog power is back.
You can leave Mel alone.
Yeah.
But real quick, I feel like, you know, when everybody, people just want to just join.
When somebody look like they're going through something and niggas don't like you, they all just choose to turn into op formers and come together, man.
Fuck that.
Hold your hand, nigga.
I agree.
Hold bar for everything.
Once you tag lame, the game is follow the leader.
Let's hear from all of the men on this topic.
Try being funny, my nigga.
I'm just saying.
Y'all don't think that we should let a lady speak about this?
She speak too.
Yeah.
She have nothing to say about it.
She wrote it.
Who?
Wrote what?
No, she didn't.
Never mind.
Go ahead.
Oh, meaning Latifah?
Never mind.
No, she didn't write it, right?
No, she said you wrote it on the board, so what is your opinion?
And she wrote it in our group chat.
She's been writing this for days.
You said that.
You said that.
Latifah Johnson.
Oop.
Oop.
She did say oop.
She said oop.
She thinks she did.
Never mind.
Never mind.
She did say oop.
Y'all do that a lot to me.
Mel Spears.
Stop.
You okay?
No, it has nothing to do with that.
It's just, it's the group chat.
It was a lot of chatter around the subject.
How do you feel about it, man?
What are your thoughts on that?
I think that when it comes to act,
I think that a lot of people focus on,
you know, his quote unquote taking down of women
because it seems there's a little bit more consistency
in which he'll have something to say about a guy
versus how many times he takes the opportunity
to speak about women.
So that's why they focus on that.
Why are you looking at me like that, Ash?
I don't listen to you speak.
No, no, you gave me the side eye right now.
I did not give you any.
No, please continue.
It's an audio experience.
Okay. Well, that was just basically my take. right now did not give you any i turn no please continue it's an audio experience okay well that
was just basically um my take i thought it was interesting that queen latifah piped up because
she doesn't really ever say anything about anything you know i mean she's just out here
living her life like it's golden so for her to have said something i thought that was interesting
she reposted my song my song she didn't say she just reposted this song. She just reposted my song. She didn't say it. She just reposted it. But that's saying something. It is.
It's still saying something.
And what my song posted and what Latifah reposted is correct.
Okay.
So what Queen Latifah reposted, it says,
It's crazy to me how DJ Academics is crying scared to say anything to Saucy Santana because he's a gay man and he's scared of getting canceled.
saucy Santana because he's a gay man and he's scared of getting canceled, but has said some of the most outlandish, vile, disrespectful, and demeaning things to black women with absolutely
no fear whatsoever. Emoji, emoji. Brings me back to Malcolm X's quote, the most disrespected,
unprotected, and neglected person in America is the black woman.
Now, while I do understand what they're saying, I think they kind of made that issue smaller than what it really is.
He said some of the most disrespectful shit ever to black people.
He said things to black men that's also disrespectful and nobody said a word.
He said things to black women.
So it's not that you can just disrespect black women and get away with it.
Today, they say it all the time.
You can say whatever you want about a black person, nobody cares.
Today, it's say it all the time.
You can say whatever you want about a black person.
Nobody cares.
There's two in particular protected classes out there that if you say anything about them, you are going to have a problem.
And it don't matter if you're at me, you, anybody.
You speak on one of those two classes.
You're going to have some problems.
You will lose your platform.
You will lose.
You will lose money.
You will lose what deals, whatever the case may be.
Unfortunately, blacks are not in that class true and i got a problem now with um anybody i don't care who it is you'll you'll take what academics is saying but you'll knock
some of your favorites when they when they when they just say negative shit toward black people, period. To get the
respect that some of the other classes
have, they come to fight
for their own. They speak up
anytime somebody get disrespected in that particular
class. We don't.
So whether it's Latifah and Latifah's Latifah,
whether it's my son, my son's my son,
it's love and respect to both of them,
but I need you to be as vocal
the next time, well my son kind of does, but I need you to be as vocal the next time. Well, my son kind of does,
but I need you to be as vocal
anytime somebody of our ethnicity
gets disrespected then,
if that's your stance.
You know what I'm saying?
And my son does,
so I'm going to give him his props.
But if that's the case,
like everybody mad at the Saucy Santana shit
for whatever their reason is,
for whatever their interests are.
But if that's the case, we should be up in arms every time somebody black get disrespected and that's what Ice is
saying it's a black people issue not a black woman issue it's a black people issue and we
don't feel the same way I guess the way I read this is like the same kind of criticism that
Kevin Samuels Samuels used to get.
You know what I'm saying? Like people used to feel like he primarily targeted black women in terms of his criticism.
And a lot of his supporters were like, no, he equally doles out the criticism to both black men and women.
So when I kind of was looking at the situation, that was my impression of it.
And I kind of was looking at the situation that was, you know, my impression of it.
But I guess I just feel like people may be, by and large, a little fed up with with acts, you know, antics.
I would agree. You know, I said that from the rip. If they don't like you, they just don't like that.
So he can't be right in any situation when when they don't like you. It don't matter what you say or do he could be a hundred percent right in whatever he's saying or doing because
again one thing i've noticed about act he don't usually start the shit there's been a couple
instances that he started but for the most part somebody will start with him and then he just
don't let up or he'll take it to another level that maybe they weren't prepared to go to. He'll just keep going.
That don't matter. In this particular situation, just not looking at anything else other than this situation,
it looked, by all accounts, it looked like his attack of Carisha was unprovoked.
And Saucy Santana, being her best friend, came to her rescue.
And then he's crying foul because he doesn't like how he was addressed.
And everybody uses
the way he's addressed
people in the past
as a way of saying,
well, you're crying foul,
but you've basically done
exactly the same thing.
He did.
Definitely did.
We can move it on.
Yeah, we can just.
Because we can't talk about it
freely.
All right.
The Kanye-Tie Dollar shit that was supposed to be going on November 3rd just magically disappeared.
Pushback.
Vanished.
Bamboo, son of a bitch.
The show.
I don't care.
Whenever that shit come out, it's going to be the best shit in the world.
I heard a little snippet.
You heard that new snippet?
No.
Fuck. I didn't benchmark it. I didn that new snippet? No. Fuck.
I didn't benchmark it.
I didn't save it because it was so fire.
It was too fire to save.
Let me see if I can find it.
I don't even want to hear it.
Yeah, I'll wait till I'm out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't want to hear it.
I don't like listening to leaks.
Especially not nothing Kanye.
Yeah.
That shit going to change when it's out, let alone the leak.
Yeah, nah.
Crazy. Whenever it it drop I'll listen
facts
it was just crazy that they had the
cause they were promoting the show
it looked like it was about to be some big shit
and now it's just gone
okay
I'm not missing I'm just staying up to wait
okay
okay
okay Okay. Okay. Okay.
I come every time I look up my dick.
Do you know?
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I'm telling you. I I cut that off and stop man stop don't do that this ain't even a good quality one is this the good feeling
this shit gonna be fire here we go.
Dog.
And Ty ain't even come over yet.
Here it goes. You're missing my soul, scarlet baby Feeling alone, scarlet baby Why would I go by a house I'm living with three of your head?
Why would I go by a house
I'm living with three of your head?
Why would I sleep on the couch
If I got a P.D. or bed?
Young man, party shit, go read a book
And put some of my meat on his head
You know time's coming on
You know what that's about to be
And you know how that's going to sound
When it's finally polished.
Come on, man.
Sheldon Kanye, man.
And Todd Donaldson.
Can't wait to hear.
Whenever y'all ready.
Yeah, whenever y'all ready.
No rush. It's going to be summer for me.
That shit's going to be fire.
Whatever.
Take your time.
Take your effort.
Word.
Effort in music.
In music.
Novel idea.
It's a thing.
I'm playing a record off this new Majid Jordan.
I'm playing actually track one.
I'm playing track one.
That's my thing.
Track one.
Hey, I meant to come in and talk about track one on that Sanford project.
We never talked about that Sanford project.
Let's talk about it on Patreon.
I ain't about to talk about it now, but I just want y'all to hear
what the fuck this nigga doing in track one.
We are Sunday.
Love Santa.
And we're proud to each other's smile.
All right, man.
You like that?
We found ourselves a sacred space.
I'm not here. There's a few of y'all out there telling me You like that?
There's a few of y'all out there telling me to check out that new Sanfa and why we haven't reviewed it.
This is why.
If you do this on track one, you losing me.
And I'm a fan of jungle music.
But, and then track two, look. Oh, that scatters to fall. Ain't a scatters to fall.
Oh, that might be my bag.
Oh, see, but the drums, the jungle shit is back.
Yeah.
Losing me with the jungle shit.
I'm not mad at the attempt to bring jungle back.
Me neither, but that first one was definitely not it.
That first one's a mess.
I'm cool.
This record is called Tears In Your, oh, wait, no, part of the show.
I'm all over the place.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It'll be fast. It'll be fast.
It'll be fast.
Okay.
That's what he said.
Part of the show.
This is from Jay Hunt.
What's up, Jay Hunt?
What's happening, Jay?
Jay Hunt says, what do you do when you and your spouse aren't sexually compatible anymore?
I feel like we just had this talk.
My man just turned 37 in April
and I already feel like
my libido was high for my age.
But recently,
it's going up like taxes.
In a perfect world,
I'd have sex three times a day.
Is this normal
or should I seek help?
Get a vibrator.
My wife used to call me...
Yeah, he's unemployed.
My wife...
That's the Jewel Sand.
Subscribe to Patreon. Subscribe. I thought this was a chick. That's a chick. That sounded like the girl. That's the dude saying,
I thought this was a chick.
That's a chick.
That sounded like the girl.
That sounded like the girl.
Yeah.
It's two girls.
It could be that.
Oh, it's two girls.
It's two girls,
because she goes on.
My wife used to call me vanilla,
but now she can barely take a good pre-pounding like the first round.
She's done after that.
Meanwhile, I'm ready for another go.
What do you think I can do without breaking my vows to help so I don't cheat?
And if I tried to cheat, I'm fucked because I don't believe in condoms.
I've been shooting clubs up left and right since I was 17.
I'm confused.
I'm 37 now.
What?
Nigga, just jerk off, nigga.
Yeah, jerk off, bro.
Lubaderm, Vaseline, baby oil.
That's all.
Go get a job.
Go find you something to do during the day.
Uber drivers is making a lot of money.
He not lying, though, my nigga.
Women be really wanting to fuck you three, four times a day.
Like, I ain't.
Yeah.
I ain't with that shit.
But I thought he was the one that said he wanted to fuck three, four times a day like I ain't with that shit. But
I thought he was the one that said he wanted to fuck three or four
times a day. He said
he wants to. He said he wants to.
He wants to.
Oh. We dumb as hell.
We got to sound like we have help for these people
or they'll stop. No, I didn't understand
what he was saying because he fucked me up.
Yeah, something was confusing.
Something was confusing in there. Anyway, go jerk off. Jerk off, get a the... Yeah, something was confusing in there.
Anyway, go jerk off.
Jerk off, get a job.
All right, that was lackluster.
I'm going to another one.
Brynissa, Brynissa, Brynissa7 says...
Hey, girl.
Niggas with money
that love to spend it.
Where they at?
I frequent the city
and its hot spots
and I don't get approached.
I get stared at, but not approached.
I refuse to use my job as my dating pool, and I don't meet anyone in my area.
I don't want to date for love.
I want to get tricked on like how Joe says he does.
Oh, shit.
She trying to holler at you, nigga.
That's what that is.
She trying to put that out there.
She trying to put that filler out there, see what it is.
Lady, be careful.
But you don't want that problem.
You better chill out.
You better chill out.
Trinidadian goddess, nigga.
Put some beats on your Amazon.
My girl already told y'all I'm faithful.
They tried it.
She thought something.
What would happen?
My baby made a little video, big ass head.
Yeah, get me out of that mess.
That was fire.
I don't know where you find
niggas with money
that like to spend it.
Maybe niggas
that want to spend money on you.
How you looking?
We're not going to get
no more part of this show.
Hey, yo, Brie Brie.
Hey, yo, Brie.
Hey, yo, go to Columbia with Mel.
I'm off on my own.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
Hey, yo, Brie Brie.
That was wrong, Brie.
I love you. Talk'm sorry. I'm sorry. Hey, yo, Brie Brie. That was wrong, Brie. I love you.
Talk to Ish.
Brie, you might have to...
Oh, God.
Modify your wants,
because you might not be one of them.
I'm going to just play sleepers.
That's what I'll do.
Let's call him ugly.
I mean...
Nigga, isn't this
aren't we supposed
to be speaking freely
she's asking
she's asking
for advice
that one's speaking
freely of costume
it's Italian custom
true but where do you
where would you recommend
we don't know
where these niggas at
no we do know
where they at
they everywhere
in New York City
well if you keep
listening to the
Patreon episodes
maybe you'll find out
what the fuck
is wrong
with you niggas?
Upgrade your tier.
God damn it.
Nigga, I'm Patreon king now.
I'm with you, nigga.
Upgrade your tier, nigga.
I know.
You keep trying to pocket watch
looking at the comments
counting this.
I got the robot shit.
Those stupid ass niggas
on Reddit
talking about,
oh, Joe got pressed.
That means this episode
is a Patreon exclusive.
And if we did that, all right, forget it.
This record is called Tears In Your Eyes.
Track one of that new Majid Jor and shout out to them.
A little lengthy, but I'll cut it short.
That's what he said.
Pause.
Something, yeah.
Yeah.
Nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose, nose,
Show me your love.
And the way it makes me feel inside.
Baby, you're life.
You're everything to me.
I need you. I need you in my life
Yeah, I need you in my life
Gentle, so light, don't let me drown now
Just know, your love is truth Take you all in, thank you, thank you
For seeing me through I deeply, deeply need you
I really, really need you in my life In my life
I really, really deeply need you I really, really deeply need you
In my life I really, really deeply need you in my life, I really, really deeply need you In my life, in my life, in my life
I really, really deeply need you
I really, really deeply need you
In my life, I really, really deeply need you in my life I really, really deeply need you in my life
In my life
I'm not playing games with your love
I'm thankful for the way you list me up
It's everything to me
Can't imagine what it must have been
If you never came into my life
Where would I be?
Where would I be?
Tell me you feel it
Tell me you feel it
Tell me you feel it
Tell me you feel this
Tell me you feel this
Tell me you feel this
Tell me you feel this
Tell me you feel this
Tell me you feel this Tell me you feel it, tell me you feel it Tell me you feel this
Tell me you feel this love
Tell me you feel this, tell me you feel this
Tell me you feel this, tell me you feel this
Tell me you feel this, tell me you feel it, take me
Tell me you feel it, tell me you feel my love
Tell me you feel this, tell me you feel that
Tell me you feel this, tell me you call me this
Tell me you feel that, tell me you feel that Take me
Tell me you feel it
That's brand new music from Majid Jordan. That record is called Tears In Your Eyes.
There's two minutes of beat left on here, which is my favorite part, but I'm going to fade out.
It's all right.
It's good music, good music.
Good music.
Shout out to Majid Jordan, man.
Yeah, I know, I'm going right to Jeezy's album.
I don't even have to.
As long as you don't play the one I'm going to play,
we good.
Huh?
As long as you don't play the one I'm going to play,
then we good. Nah, because I'm playing something off the first album.
Okay, we good.
All right.
I'm going to play Keep the Change.
It's the last song on the I Might Forgive album.
Tell them niggas keep the change.
Expecting something less of you, nigga, would be insane.
I always thought the best of you niggas so this a shame
Open up another bottle, gotta charge it to the gang
Tell them niggas keep the change
Expecting something less of you niggas would be insane
You went out like the rest of them niggas and that's a shame
Put it on my black card, gotta charge it to the gang
Seen the writings on the wall
Did everything for that nigga, I bought him drawers Taking care grown-ass men, I ain't your
daddy Livin' in my shit, rent free, this ain't your
habit You know what the fuck time it is, I bought
that watch, nigga You ain't even had no motion, I'm just stock,
nigga Yeah, you was a nobody, nigga, nobody knows
Never did nothin' for nobody, nigga, nobody owes you
And what about the time the feds froze all my chips?
I was payin' for your condo, nobody owes you And what about the time the fans froze all my chips?
I was paying for your condo, you left with all my shit
Where my main man at when I was at my lowest?
That coward skipped town on me when I was at my lowest
Look at Fatboy runnin', know he need to hit the gym
He thought my run was over, but I am not one of them
You lookin' real stressed, better get your shit together
And actually how I'm doin' to that pussy never better
Yeah, tell them niggas keep the change
Expectin' somethin' less of you, nigga, would be insane
I always thought the best of you, nigga, so this a shame
Open up another bottle, gotta charge it to the gang
Tell them niggas keep the change
Expectin' somethin' less of you, nigga, would be insane
You went out like the rest of them niggas and that's a shame
Put it on my black card, gotta charge it to the gang
Knew he shouldn't have been trusted
That's why you out here looking all dusted and disgusted
See karma as a whole, nigga, life is a bitch
Niggas left me for dead, they forgot to dig the ditch
Bounce back, you see me out here living on their ass
Niggas stuck in old fire, they still livin' in the past
Sad part about it, nigga used to be my brother
Daddy shoulda wore a rub, you a hoot, jealous motherfucker
Stuck to my side, I shoulda known that you was leechin'
But I was thinkin' with my heart, didn't practice what I'm preachin'
No accountability, can't blame me for everything
Say I ain't wanna see a shirt, I bought each and every chain
The hatin' ass crew and the real ass boss They ain't make it cause they ain't make it
Yeah, that's real ass talk Since you're actin' like a bitch, I'ma treat
you like one And next time I see you, I'ma greet you like
one Nigga, tell them niggas keep the change
Expectin' somethin' less of you, nigga, would be insane
I always thought the best of you, nigga, so this a shame
Open up another bottle, gotta charge it to the game
Tell them niggas keep the change
Expecting something less than your nigga would be insane you and I like the rest of them niggas and that's a shame put it on
My black car. I gotta charge it to the game
And that record is keep the change
Jeezy, I might forgive, but I Don't Forget.
I gotta play disc one.
That sounded hard.
I'm playing Jeezy too, I don't really care.
This is Since Pac Died.
This record is crazy.
Crazy.
Yeah.
Tell me how this look.
Yeah.
I ain't shed a tear since Pac died Don't know why it hit me when Pac died
Brooklyn lost one, I don't even know the homie
Still running from my demons, there's an omen on me
Like that time they tried to charge my first boy with murder
Got to call in every lawyer that I ever heard of
Oh Lord, please tell me what you see in me
Terriyada got my baby boy on TMZ
Bought up in the bed feelin' like a failed father
Then I tried to stand up and I fell farther
Mama died and I didn't know how to grieve
That's the last time that a nigga smoke some weed
That's all I have me in my head, I might break for real
Contract with the devil, I might sign a deal
Oh Lord, have mercy, I just wanna see her
I trade places with her now, I just wanna be her
All I seen in my face was a 25
She said, take your ass to school or you won't be alive
Swear that she hit me with my own hand
What I'm saying, my mama slapped me like a grown man
Baby raising babies, I forgive you, mama You had to clean them people's toilets, I was sayin', my mama slapped me like a grown man Baby raisin' babies, I forgive you, mama
You had to clean them people's toilets, I was with you, mama
Two-bedroom trailer, I was so ashamed
Had SpaghettiOs for dinner, all I taste is pain
Single black mother, that's the reason, right?
Meanwhile, I don't know if I can read or write
Somebody pay the light bill, we gon' see the night
When your future gets dark, all you see is white
I just tried and I tried, but I never died
Uncle Wade, my best customer, he always fried
When you ask me am I good, I just always lie
Streets suck, my soul dry, that's why I'm always tired
Serve dope, fiend Jackie, that's Tamika mama
I should be ashamed, I'm part of Tamika's trauma
Prettiest dark-skinned girl in the whole school
Even brought my bomb to class, thought I was so cool
I hope you're loving heaven and you ain't embarrassed
You can tell them that your baby boy's known in Paris
Yeah, I know I made a mess, but I'ma clean it up
Had to cut the faff around me, had to lean it up
Please send a sign if you hear me, mama
Yeah, this is Lil' J, I'm hoping you'll forgive me, mama
By the way, I had a beef and shot at DJ Drama
Apologize about it, yeah, I'm trying to keep the honor
Same time here, I'm trying to beat my trauma
And be a natural born leader until I see you, mama
That was on my heart, and I don't know why
I'm putting on my shades, y'all gon' make me cry
Since Pog died, Justice League and Jeezy, yes sir I'm putting on my shades. Y'all gonna make me cry. Cry, cry, cry, cry.
Since Pog died.
Justice League and Jeezy.
Yes, sir.
The Justice League should sound way better
than the first half.
Album is fire.
Album is fire.
I'm going to Aaron Ray.
The song is called Cold.
It's Aaron Ray and Vanilla is Black.
All right. Sorry I got caught up in your light
Cause you know that I've been waiting for some time
So much more to say but I couldn't find the lines
Say do you believe in us?
Do you believe in silence?
It must be cold outside
Where you holding me tight?
Holding on for dear love It must be gone
Outside
The way you holding me now
Holding on for dear love
It's true
Love so sweet
We're in harmony You played it well, see you've got all I need
So show yourself, show yourself, show yourself, baby
Do it right, do it well for your health, baby
See, you might last for me, be the last for me Let me tell you, I can your health, baby See, you might last for me Be the last for me
Let me tell you, I can see it, baby
I won't make myself cry
It must be cold outside
Yeah, oh
And are you holding me tight?
Are you holding me tight
Holding on for dear love
It must be cause
Yeah, yeah
The way you holding me tight
Holding on for dear life Holding me in love
That is Aaron Ray and Vanilla is Black with Cold.
That shit was hard.
That shit.
What we got, Mel?
Here's some Colombian vibes.
It's not really.
It's a song that, it's one of my favorite songs And it's a cover
And it's by this artist
Named Alice Smith
But the original is
Nina Simone
And it's called
I Put a Spell on You
Okay
And it's
I'm not mad at a good cover
Let's hear it
It's also very long
So you can cut it off
Around three minutes That was Robert Glasper, too. I put a spell on you
Because you're my courage
You're the star of the night
To do
Nightlife
Nightlife I can't lying I can't stand
Running around
You don't feel today
Standing
I don't wanna put you down
I don't want to put you down I'm gonna stop
Because I
I
I
I I, I, I
I love you I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I don't care
You don't hold me
It's the weekend
It's the weekend
It's the weekend, yo
I don't know what you're doing
while I walk away, but
That's Alice Smith
I put a spell on you
See why I can't really walk away
Who was that?
Alice Smith
She gotta shut the fuck up
God damn What the fuck was that? Alice Smith. She got to shut the fuck up.
God damn. What the fuck was that?
I was sad in another room.
Nigga, you going to Columbia.
It's your birthday.
Both of y'all songs fucked up.
Your birthday is coming up.
Oh my God.
It's a beautiful song.
She got to shut the fuck up.
I don't want to hear that shit.
Shut up, Flip.
I don't want to hear that shit she talking about.
Anyways.
Put a fucking drum in the sun.
I'm in the back fucking dying.
Depressed dick.
And I just want to point out that double standard.
Depressed dick don't hit the same.
It don't sound like we should have the same level of concern as depressed pussy.
That is true.
Depressed pussy sound like,
whoa,
what's going on?
Sit down,
let's talk about this.
Yeah.
Come here.
Depressed dick is like,
all right, nigga.
Get it together,
you bum ass nigga.
Yeah.
Look in the mirror,
talk to yourself.
What do you think
about that double standard,
big man?
I agree with it.
Yeah.
You agree it exists
or you agree that
it should be like that?
All of the above.
Oh, shit.
Here's the Snickers bar.
Go handle that.
Cool world.
No, you're the one with the depressed box.
You need the Snicker bar.
Not you.
Hey.
I'm saying the lady.
Hey.
Maybe she just needs to be talked to.
Mel, don't go to Columbia staring at the moon being stingy with the pussy.
If you going out there
with the intention to do that earthy bullshit,
then do y'all's a favor.
You ain't gonna be
so sick of me.
You ain't gonna be so sick of me.
What, all that earthy bullshit?
That'd be the fake out for the guy.
He think he going to Poundtown.
Yeah, he might.
Anyways.
It's her birthday.
Here she go.
A birthday dick.
What you talking about?
And she had it lined up already, too.
She had it.
You can tell, though, man.
You old school.
You lined up the dick up.
Young nigga put her in 32B.
She got enough of that one.
She left them young niggas fast.
She go to Columbia Ave, nigga.
Columbia Ave in LA.
In the Bronx.
Columbia Hospital. They got a Columbia Ave, nigga. Columbia Ave in LA. In the Bronx. Columbia Hospital.
They got a Columbia Ave in North.
She fucking with some niggas.
Where in Columbia?
Oh, OK.
Got it, got it.
Oh, those are the Columbia booths.
Ray J.
Oh, man.
Oh, we want you to have fun now.
No, we don't.
She called out of work for dick.
It's her birthday, Joseph. And she called out of work for dick. It's a birthday Joseph
And she's gonna be on her birthday
All right, don't everybody look at me I'm just playful
Smart I'm just playful smart smart man better not be a full moon in Colombia
She might be howling.
Yo, Ish, yo.
Ish, where your mommy go?
Are you a full moon?
You a pervert.
Don't touch me, nigga.
You freak.
Don't touch me while you howling.
Yes, he did.
Yes, he did Yes he did
That shit felt like thunder on my leg
100% dick
That nigga how
He missed the old days of the park
He missed them old narratives
Oh shit
Sky y'all
I watch the podcast
You see
I watch the need to know shit
Do not fuck up this cord.
I think you better let it go.
Let it go, Ishmael.
Looks like another party, K.O.
That was good.
Don't howl, yo.
Don't howl.
Look at how you about to get mad at me for joking.
I'm just joking around.
I'm just joking around. We had a good bar. It was a good day. He be saying it. Don't howl. Look, now you're about to get mad at me for joking. I'm just joking around. I'm chilling. I'm just joking around.
We had a good pause.
Good day.
He be setting up his day.
Four hours of shit.
It's good.
Mel.
Yes.
We joking around with you as your brothers, and we going to lay off your pussy for a little
bit.
But.
Thank you.
But.
You can't say thank you.
That's something crazy, man.
She can't say thank you, but he said, will you lay off your pussy?
She kidding.
You shouldn't monitor
Their fucking
Sister's fucking
Vaginal activity
We all got that homegirl
Yo yo
Handle that
We've talked to her
We all got the homegirl
And we gotta remind
That hey you better fuck
When you go out
Yeah
We all got that homegirl
Or in case you don't know
Maybe you not thinking about it
We letting you know
That he is
Oh no
He's just young man
Good times
He wants to fuck
He knows He knows I've never been there He knows it's really important To me If you not think about it, we letting you know that he is. Oh, no. He's just young, man. Good time. No, he not. He wants to fuck, too.
He knows I've never been there.
He knows this is really important to me.
I know.
Real bitches are so.
Dude, when he first met me, he asked me, what's the one place you would love to go on your
bucket list?
I wanted to see the statues in the caves.
That's me.
Yeah.
This is me.
I'm probably me.
I wanted to go see the caves.
No, we not.
We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We not. We we're not here. We're going to show you a statue.
In your cave.
It's going to be in your cave.
A statue in your cave.
Oh, man.
Oh, yeah.
Remember to roll your clocks back this weekend, too.
Oh, God damn it.
Yo, you just leaving it wide open, my nigga.
All right.
I'm going to lay off you.
Wide open, yeah.
OK. All right. Now, what the fuck is you. Wide open, yeah. Okay, all right.
Now, what the fuck is going on here?
You see this shit, right?
Stop.
Y'all going to let me play with a narrative?
Stop.
That's what she said.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Okay, fucking good.
Jesus Christ.
Girls don't wear these pants for good timing.
Mom, I'm like,
forget it, yo. Girls don't wear these
the white and black checkered
shits, form-fitting
for good times.
What did I do?
This is, niggas want to focus
on the fucking that you might do
out there. I have a different angle.
Have you ever been on vacation with
somebody and that's where the argument started? That's a different angle. Okay. Have you ever been on vacation with somebody and that's where the argument started?
That's a good question.
Because of the lack of sex taking place?
No, no.
Just argument period.
Any argument.
Hell yeah.
That shit ain't funny.
Any argument.
Yes.
And now you got to work through the argument on vacation.
Fucking sucked.
We got a couple days more.
Can't go home.
Can't go home.
Can't kick him out.
Is this somebody that y'all,
do you feel like
y'all are argument proof?
Like it won't happen
on a vacation?
A thousand percent.
Have y'all argued already?
We don't argue.
Oh.
Who knew this nigga
from your past
and he came back?
That's what I think.
He got what he wanted.
Oh, this is the friend. Yes. what he wanted. Now he. Mel.
Oh, this is the friend.
Yes.
Oh, she gave it away.
You know girls can't keep a secret.
Oh, this is the friend that you've been waiting to hammer it down.
Oh my God.
Oh.
You never popped it?
He heard the pod.
He heard the pod.
Can you play the damn song?
The pod worked again.
Hey, sir.
Hey.
Are you going on a date?
We got her some cheese. We got you late. Oh my God. Thank us We got her.
We got you laid.
Oh my God. Thank us.
Oh my God.
We got you laid.
And you brought me
a crib too.
And he smashed
you with your crib.
And I bet it ain't
no 32B.
You even go to
a telly.
Nigga, you brought
him to the crib.
Salute.
What's that shit called?
Keep us in your prayers. Keep us in your prayers.
What's that game?
Keep us in your prayers.
Start with a B.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows you're going to be there.
You didn't go to the baccarat.
You don't want that.
How are we supposed to even pod next Friday
as your brothers knowing what you going to be doing?
Mel, Mel, can I get permission from you right now
to give the people what I think is happening on Friday?
You're going to let them suck on your bottom lip?
He did that already.
Yes and yes.
We got her some nigga.
No, this bottom lip.
Oh, shit.
You know what?
Yes and yes.
Yo, hold on.
And yes.
You fucking me up.
Uh-oh.
You sit this one out.
Yeah. Yo, keep it together You fucking me up. Uh-oh. You sit this one out. Yeah.
Yo, keep us in your...
Wait a minute!
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
Ice is still explaining to old ass ish what bottom bottom
lip could possibly mean he over there being fucking logistical wait but it's sideways We got some reconstruction going on, there might be some new shit Yo, what's up, man?
You see?
I don't want no sauce, bro I'm just trying to end this
Alright, go ahead
Let me know that you like what you see
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
And lastly, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women wanna teach you things
Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it
Hopefully everybody has a safe, enjoyable, and fun weekend
I'll see y'all same time, same place next week
Rest in peace, Bob Knight, we love you, yo
Ayy same place next week rest in peace Bob night we love you
what y'all got going on this weekend anything fun
meetings chillin movies what you gonna see the Leo shit I'm going too. Where did he go? He don't care.
He don't care that you're going too, nigga.
I'm going to admit, where did he go?
He don't go to Green Acres, nigga.
Shut up.
He ain't going to fucking, what y'all got, Roosevelt Field or some shit?
You got to admit.
I watched this.
Hey! Even gonna run.
Oh, baby.
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I ain't got too much going on this weekend.
Actually, I'll be with my baby this weekend.
And my dad is fucking taking his wife away for her birthday.
So there goes my weekend babysitter.
I might have to make grandma's babies hey mom do what you up
to
yeah we love y'all peace love health wealth and prosperity man you got you
gotta have you gotta have a kid called grandma say I miss you oh yeah yeah
that's how you do that
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how you do that one.
That's foul, but it works.
That shit is.
That don't fail.
All right, y'all hold it down, man.
Hey, now they get that fucking phone number out of here.
JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP? Hey, now they get that fucking phone number out of here.