The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 674 | "Refer to The Tag"
Episode Date: November 11, 2023The JBP returns to the airwaves as they begin with discussing the recent interview between Jeezy & Nia Long that was released earlier this week (24:30). In new music, Chris Brown drops his new project... ‘11:11’ (46:10), BJ the Chicago Kid releases his album ‘Gravy’ (59:39), and Meek Mill & Rick Ross drop ‘Too Good To Be True’ (1:07:04). Also, the JBP goes through the Hip-Hop & R&B Grammy Nominations (1:29:28), KeKe Palmer files restraining order on her ex (1:52:02), an update on the Young Thug Trial (1:57:25), a new Frank Ocean snippet (2:09:16), Lori Harvey & Damson Idris announce their split (2:17:39), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Chris Brown (feat. Fridayy) - “No One Else” Ice | Chris Brown (feat. Justin Bieber) - “Double Negative” Parks | BJ The Chicago Kid (feat. Freddie Gibbs) - “Liquor Store In The Sky” Ish | Breez Kennedy & Genia - “Need U Tonite”
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Hey, yo, listen.
The button's on.
You know what's wrong
with this nigga?
Watch another episode.
Whatever episode this is.
When Ish crack his muffin,
I am not them.
He start bigging up
Ish crazy.
I am not them.
He want niggas
to be on the side
with Ish.
I don't fuck with Ish.
How do I get this?
I don't fuck with Ish.
I don't fuck with it
I got up not fucking with
You know the only nigga run around say that he won't dab anybody else in the club now when you see me nigga standoff
Know what it is
When you see me I ain't doing the friendly shit with you I don. You try to be friendly with all the niggas that get bitches.
That shit don't work with me.
You do that.
That shit don't work with me, nigga.
You like when they're mean.
When you see me in the club, you know what time it is.
What time?
Nigga pop.
Nigga pop, yo.
Nigga pop.
Hey.
Hey, my girl got to understand.
We talking today.
Mella ain't here.
What's up?
What's up?
It's the weekend.
Salute, salute. Peace, peace, peace. Yeah. Yeah. What's happening? We'll today. Mella ain't here. What's up? What's up? It's the weekend. Salute, salute.
Peace, peace, peace.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's happening?
We'll see.
We're chilling.
We'll see.
You think there's going to be some pandering?
Yo, he look crazy.
Yo, he look crazy.
He look like a ghetto Picasso.
Chicasso.
Take that.
Chicasso.
Yeah, man.
Nah, you look like the Kinect.
What's up? Nah, I'm in the buildinginect What's up
I'm in the building now
What's that American me
I'm in the building man
We here today
What's up
How we feeling man
What's up
Your God is so good
I tell you my God
Don't play about me
What happened
Nothing
It's just
Oh I thought you was
You know
Something happening
God had your back
No I'm still on my Fucking victory lap I'm on my thought you was you know something happening God had your back no I'm still on my
fucking victory lap
I'm on my parade still
but you know
I'm talking to my mom
I'm talking to
Skane called me
but everybody called me
I'm talking to people
and they just like
yo man
my mom said it
it's so true
I always learn
from a good punch in the face
your mom said that
I said it
no she said
no she said it
in the mom way
oh you learned it
she said it in the mom way
she said
I really think it's God looking out for you again.
I said, oh.
I see you got the cast off.
You just got the little band-aid.
So now that hired executive protection, you bitch-ass niggas.
Oh, my God.
Now.
Ice-U was right.
Now back on your ass, bitch-ass niggas.
What's up?
What's up, man?
What's up?
Retired Navy SEAL niggas that could do CPR and all that shit.
In case one of you niggas hit me.
In case I get a nosebleed or something.
One of them niggas that could resuscitate the podfather, you bitch ass niggas.
I'm back.
Fuel on it.
How many you need, Joe?
How many times a week?
Nigga, every day now.
We on a project tour.
What the fuck are these niggas talking about?
They playing with me now.
Chain out now.
Now they woke me up.
We had a good ass year.
What a way to have a good year.
Year wouldn't even be the year if I ain't go get punched in the face.
Scrap it up real quick, nigga.
Niggas put on a clinic this year.
I ain't going to lie to you.
That's true.
What's up? That is true. What's up?
That is true.
I'm up today.
I'm here to talk today.
You are up.
This little 600s area of this pod, a fucking clinic.
What's up?
She been all right, man.
What's up?
Hold on.
Let me get my gunshot ready.
I'm up today, man.
Get your shit off.
We with you.
You know what I mean?
I've been in the house.
The protection don't start yet.
If y'all play with that nigga,
you want the protection niggas
to shoot you.
I went to see the little hand specialist.
You seen the fake hand protection niggas?
No, he talking about the real hand protection.
No, I'm talking about they got,
like, the niggas that stand
and look like they holding their hand,
that's a fake hand.
The real hand is actually holding on to the joint.
Mmm.
In a jacket like that, right?
Yeah, in a jacket.
In a jacket like that.
Y'all play around now if you want while I'm throwing these ones.
I tell you, that'll be y'all last time.
You know what?
Ice was right.
The streets, y'all, was right.
I am retired from fighting.
Congratulations.
I did it. I'm happy for you, bro.
I did it. My jersey is in a
locker somewhere, dusty.
Tucked away.
I'm retired, yo. It's over.
It's over, man. What's up?
How we feeling, man? How's the weather?
Reddit niggas.
How is the weather Reddit niggas Yo
How is the weather
I'm upset
I don't know
I have to ask
I'm upset about the weather nigga
It's gloomy
It's cloudy day
You gloomy
Nah I am gloomy
Overcast
Why
Listen
Nigga pod
I shouted out the weather lady
She thanks all you niggas
Yeah
Put Joe first What weather lady you talking about Yeah I shouted out the weather lady. She thanks all you niggas. Yeah.
Put Joe first.
What weather lady you talking about? Yeah.
I shouted out the weather lady.
Which weather lady?
Star Harvey, nigga.
PIX11.
I shouted her out.
The weather star.
You know what I mean?
And she shouted y'all niggas out, and I ain't like that.
I sent y'all a group text like, she thanking y'all niggas.
Y'all had nothing to do with this.
Y'all had nothing to do with this.
And she showed me.
Hold on.
Stop, nigga.
And she showed me who shit I'm under.
Like, oh, Joe, she put that nigga first.
Bam!
Then she put the Joe Budden paw.
That's not even a real page, nigga.
That queen, I don't like that shit, nigga.
You made a grave mistake.
Brought some steak.
First of all.
Brought some steak to the cookout.
Just toss it out there, too.
You made a great...
You bought an antelope.
To a lion's den out this corner.
You made a great...
It's wolves out there, nigga.
You made...
I'll get you.
You know you was trying to utilize your platform to do some good in the world.
The world?
In the world.
No, he was trying to do some good in the world.
In who world?
In Queens.
You made a great...
This is why Ish don't invite me outside. Oh, shit. Nigga, you do not... I got to get some good in the world in Queens. You made a great mistake This is why it's don't invite me outside
The man in the weatherland
This is not about him, oh this is about you
You there's a few lessons that you have to take away from this man
Honestly, what's the lessons? Hey, Michael Paul couldn't come with me to the club every time I was going to the club There's a few lessons that you have to take away from this, man. Honestly.
What's the lessons?
Hey, Michael Paul couldn't come with me to the club every time I was going to the club.
What's the lesson?
It happens sometimes.
Every nigga, you know, sometimes you just don't want to deal with a headache.
And you brought that fine piece of weather lady.
The nice barometer.
You just caught throwing the radar. Oh nice barometer. You just caught
throwing the radar.
Oh my God.
I never wanted to know
the wind chill factors
so fast.
You brought that nice
weather lady into a room
of...
Some high pressure fronts.
Of equalizers.
A good one.
Mad Denzel.
Savages.
Snipers.
Killers.
Hall of Fame. Crossovers. She might be a sniper too now.
Niggas done fucked wives.
Niggas done fucked friendships up.
Niggas done made besties act like the other one died.
Oh, shit.
Niggas done doubled back the shorty that said never again
with the TRO, temporary restraining order, man.
Niggas done put up numbers
out in these streets.
Niggas done had babies with the
bestie. Niggas done took the girl
on tour. Get on the bus,
bitch. You leave your family for four
months, nigga. You brought that
fine piece of weather lady
around, what's 47
plus 43?
90. 90, right I'm touching me plus I ever old these
niggas is 40 170 of will chamberlain like behavior and you thought you was
doing that lady assault more pistol Pete over here I respect the game there's the
his issue the group of weather ladies all follow ish I like that I like that and that lady is soft. More Pistol Pete over here. I respect the game. Here's the issue.
The group of weather ladies all follow Ish.
I didn't like that.
I didn't like that.
Let me ask you a question.
I can tell.
How do you know that?
Because it says follow Ish.
I did.
I did with the look.
See if they follow back.
That's my other problem with Flip,
but we can talk about it later.
He does not respect the chooser.
I don't respect none of that shit,
but I would say this.
The weather lady chose.
You got channel 11 right?
Channel 11.
Maybe check, you know,
News 12.
Maybe News 12.
After she chose.
That's where friendships between males get shaky.
She chose
and you still singing
the theme song.
That's an old theme song
from back in the day.
Don't sing nothing no more.
You can't even turn to 11. You go from 10 to 12. 12. It's over old theme song from back in the day. Don't sing nothing no more. You can't even turn up
to the shows.
You go from 10 to 12.
12.
It's over for you.
No more 11.
No more Weather Lady for you.
You got to just look
out your window now.
You know how you used to do?
Put your hand on the glass.
You got to find
a different news segment.
You got to find
a whole different news segment.
I'm going to keep it real.
Y'all niggas talking
to Mr. Him.
I'm going to let y'all talk
because...
I don't give a fuck.
Y'all talking to that man.
Stop, because there's a lot of that.
I highlight everyone.
And when I highlight them, it's for the taking.
Because you my man.
I'm just saying that I don't like the...
Everybody here is in a relationship.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
But sometimes you got to just do a temp check joust.
Let's see if you still got it.
No, no, we all know we got it. Do a tip check joust from Looney Tunes. Nigga's such a peppy, cute, and. He's gone, nigga. Yo, go shake it off.
It's too early to be in Looney Tunes.
Y'all remember that little nigga?
Oh, I'm sorry.
He just.
No, no.
Hey, before we continue, I got to salute them.
You got some more weather people to shout out.
I got to salute, yeah.
It's because of you.
I done followed the ABC weather girl.
Hold on, hold on.
NBC weather girl.
Ray.
Oh, man.
Shout out to Samora Theodore.
Nigga, I followed Telemundo weather girl.
Look, he still shouting out the weather girl.
Samora Theodore, ABC. That's the people. Shout out. Shout out to Samora Theodore. I thought it was Telemundo Weather Girl. But he still shout out to Weather Girl. Samora Theodore, ABC.
That's the people.
Salute to her.
Shout out.
Shout out to Sidney Simone, Fox 44.
It's a group of them.
Shout out to them.
And shout out to Star Harvey.
You went through ish followers to see
what weather people to shout out?
No, I went through the comments.
I didn't go through the comments.
I went through the comments, and I saw them bigging her up.
They chose you.
I'm like, who is this?
Shout out to the ladies,
though.
You guys are the reason
that we watch weather
simultaneously
and in different states
and in different parts
of the world.
What's going on,
Louisiana?
I don't even give a fuck
about San Diego,
but I'm the same mother
every day.
Don't care.
Watch.
Oh, man.
Shout out to the ladies.
Shout out to y'all.
Salute.
You still shouting them out.
Stop.
Gotta shout them out. Relinquish the relationship. Don't touch me, bro. Shout out to the ladies. Shout out to y'all. Salute. You still shouting them out. Stop. Gotta shout them out.
Relinquish the relationship.
Don't touch me, bro.
They want us now.
They don't want you.
Oh, then they want him now.
See, I respect it.
He not a part of you.
Why you always want to join that thing?
Look, now you dick riding.
Go at him.
Now you dick riding.
Fuck that nigga.
Respect the chooser.
Go at him.
Respect the chooser.
I'm going to get in him later.
Me and him got 20 years of this.
Oh, man.
All right.
This guy is crazy, yo.
This nigga trying to instigate.
Yo, go at him, though.
Because he be trying to be.
I don't need help going at nobody.
Every time you crack his muffin, he come cool.
Yo, you my man.
Oh, you my man.
Oh, I love you.
Oh, you still dick riding.
I'm still dick riding. That's a lot of. Oh, you're my man. Oh, I love you. Oh, you still dick riding. I'm still dick riding.
That's a lot of...
Oh, man.
Come on.
Come on.
You see that dick work
where it got you?
What?
Two fucked up heads,
nigga, that swung a lot.
I'm hitting like Wolverine
over here, nigga.
Oh, man.
Haven't been DMing
that bitch-ass nigga all week.
Hey, come outside,
you bitch-ass nigga.
Where you at?
You been harassing that nigga.
Yeah, he told me to leave him alone. All right, we bitch-ass nigga. Where you at? You been harassing that nigga. Yeah, he told me
to leave him alone.
All right, we gonna scrap,
nigga, let's talk afterward.
Let's be friends.
Hey, let's be friends.
Where you at, nigga?
What you doing?
What if he apologized?
I don't care nothing about that.
I'm lit.
I'm lit.
I'm lit.
He told you to leave him alone?
I'm lit.
Yeah, he told me I was annoying.
Stop trolling him
What's up, nigga what we doing
You was in the nigga come
In the comment I be be my punch in my hand on your face not just that nigga
I can't go outside
For a couple days
I don't got nothing
To do but troll you
Yeah the fuck
Bullshit
Nigga made me fracture
My curricular ligament
Or some shit
That's over here
That sound important
Okay not the curricular shit
Yeah
Curricular
It's cool
I'm healing up
Like Wolverine over here
We gonna have a good time
Who's ready to have a good time
We are
Who's ready to have a good time
Huh
Nigga Pod.
Nigga Pod.
Dude Pod.
And Parks.
Dude Pod.
Yeah, Dude Pod.
Dude Pod.
We want to be all inclusive here at the JVP, huh?
Thanks, guys.
Thanks.
Huh?
Man, let me see, man.
This nigga cheesy.
Let me see.
This is the greatest interview I think I ever seen in my life.
We got to start. We got my life. We got to start.
We got to start.
We got to start.
That shit was amazing.
Now we're dealing with language and culture.
It does feel like the meaning of words are shifting at a rapid rate, you know?
I was at a table and this girl, she said, my friend that's with a girl.
And I said, is she a lesbian?
And she goes, nah, she just likes to party.
And everybody sort of accepted that
as something young women may experiment with,
and I thought, well, men and women are still...
we're still pretty different, huh?
My friend had sex with a guy, and I was like,
hey, did you a guy?
And then he'd be like, ah, it was the weekend, you know?
I like to party, that's all
What, a guy can't shake it up on the weekend?
What are you, old school?
Yes, I guess I am, yeah
I don't care if you're gay
But I do care that we agree on the relative meaning of language
Because the word party to me has meant something
pretty specific for a while now,
and I'd appreciate if you
don't just switch it, because
that's going to jam us up
at some point.
I'm going to get a phone call, and you're going to be like,
hey, you want to come to my birthday party?
I'm going to be like,
ah!
Ah!
Is it on the weekend or what?
Hey.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Mic check, one, two, one, two, man.
Greatest to ever do it in the building.
It's a vibe.
It's a privilege to hear us right now.
It's an honor to be here.
Shout out to Lauryn Hill.
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from, man. You know the vibes. It's a privilege to hear us right now. It's an honor to be here. Shout out to Lauryn Hill. Shout out to wherever you might be listening from, man.
You know the vibes.
Gang's all here.
Shout out to my sister Mel enjoying her birthday vacation.
We love you.
We know you here with us in spirit.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
It go.
Bring the horns in on this one.
You know what I mean?
Shout out to Rockhorn.
I seen that shit you said.
I seen that shit you said I see that Don't play with them, don't play with them Hey! You want my clothes?
Yeah!
They still coming in, they still coming in
Lines around the corner, lines around the corner
Wait a minute!
Shout out to the truck drivers out there Shout out to the teachers out there
Shout out to the people up getting ready for work
Come on man
Good times, positive vibes, positive affirmations out there.
Big queens in the building.
What up?
Look alive.
Look alive.
Don't do that fat potato nigga shit you do when you sit next to me.
This prime time.
There's not that little chair up there.
This is prime time.
Look alert.
Look alert.
Don't touch me.
It go.
Hey.
Look alert.
Oh, I see what you're trying to do.
Look alert.
Look alert. Look alert. Look alert. Oh, I, what's up?
Who you heard?
What's up?
Nobody.
I'm fucking with you, sir.
Don't play with me.
How's everybody doing?
How you feeling?
See what you get accomplished when you can't go outside?
He did a whole mix.
Amazing, sir.
That nigga mastered this.
He did a whole mix. Nice one. He did a whole shit. Hey That nigga mashed it He did a whole mix
He did a whole
Hey let me take it to the
What out
What out
They in they car
Vibing with me right now
They vibing with me right now
Hey
Bitch you looking good man You got that 87 drug dealer Rakim and Eric B. Flo your soul you can be white
is you looking good man you got that 87 drug dealer rock him and eric beeflo you looking good anytime a match anytime a match up those air force ones
with that color like come on man you in your bag right now stop playing with them
one day you gotta hang it up. We gon' talk. We gon' talk. Don't worry about it.
All right, man. We vibing out there.
Always doing it for the ladies.
Always doing it for the ladies.
Please remember that.
All right. We got a pod to do.
But we vibing though.
Hey, more Dilla, let's go.
I see what he doing.
Uh-oh.
Ice, what up?
I see you right there.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. see you right there. Oh my God! Oh my God!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
Yeah, yeah, yeah!
Wake it up in here!
Wake it the fuck up in here!
Kango Joe is here!
And shout out to all of them, man.
Come on!
Come on, man!
What's up?
We ain't have pre-pros, so I don't know what y'all want to start with. But, it's dude pod. What's up? We ain't have pre-pros.
I don't know what y'all want to start with, but it's DuPont.
It's DuPont.
Whatever y'all want.
Go ahead.
Look at the board.
We can start with the Jeezy shit.
This is over.
Let's start with the Jeezy shit.
Jeezy shit.
DuPont.
All right.
Yo, we put the tag in the front of the pot.
Yeah, it's there.
It's there.
Might put it twice a day. We might get bitch. All right, yo, we put the tag in the fronted part And do remember
Anything we say do cannot be used against us. Thank you.
See, Ice move.
He's smart. He brought his girl to the dude pod, so he's safe. You know, you know, you're going to hear some stuff in the morning.
We was just bullshitting, boy.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
We was playing.
No, no, no.
Yo.
Yo, yo.
At about 4.08, I was just playing.
All right.
Hello.
Hello.
Good day, sir.
None of this is possible without you guys.
That's true.
That's true.
Without you guys.
Salute. Shout out to the audience. Without you guys. Salute.
Shout out to the audience.
Shout out to the viewership.
What episode is this?
674.
Welcome to episode 674 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I am your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host.
You know the fucking vibes anytime I'm around here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
Brother Flip is here.
Queens Flip.
I'm here.
My man. Queens. Queens. Queens. Myarest. Brother Flip is here. Queens, Flip. I'm here. Big Queens.
My man.
Brother Ish is here.
Big Antoine in the building.
Another interview on the streets with a lovely young lady.
Wait, there's another one?
Another one just hit the block.
Oh, shit.
Yo, why y'all tell us, yo?
We get peoples.
We be trying to hold you down and support you.
And I want to watch the interview.
You know what I mean?
I want to learn about you.
Yeah, I want to hear everything. I want to hear some of them a lot i mean you
know story yeah word that's what you don't do nothing but get on there and say yeah my uncle
taught me when i was 17 save those dollars invest those dollars yeah i mean i want to hear some new
shit now i ain't say none of that bro you. You got it, though. Thank you, sir. How you doing, man? I'm well, yourself? Real good now.
Real good now that you're here.
Much better now.
How many more in the top?
Good day, Big Free.
Big Free!
Big Free!
Big Free!
You got something nice on the feet, too.
I'm not going to lie.
Big Ice.
See how you blended the beige with the pink?
Listen, man, I just got dressed.
More importantly, though. Match the grays with the grays. You look better, man, I just got dressed. More importantly, though.
Match the grays with the grays.
You look better than ever today for some strange reason.
For some reason, yeah.
You glowing, Bruce Leroy.
And we got the lady responsible for the ice glow up.
Big Miss Freeze.
Miss Freeze.
Big Miss Ice.
Ice Cube.
Bleak this bum ass nigga right on up.
In the building.
Got him with the Lasix popping.
Throw the Rugrats away.
Go throw all them bumming kicks away.
Invisalign.
Come on, Invisalign.
Invisalign.
New barber.
New crib.
New every, everything new.
Miz Freeze in the building.
And her dude.
And that nigga over there. And her dude is here. big parts is here
for you here poet see a tenor see a
Erickson is here Ian and keep is here
the gang is all here nigga Parkster hit
the outlets again yes he did see the
father like see the bottom he's getting
a lot of money parks be winning the
Timberland battle we do oh no Oh, no. He won that.
It's over.
I was about to wear a pair of Timbs or something.
I forgot I even made them.
I'm not even going.
Next Reddit Awards.
Parks.
Timbs.
Best Timberland wear by far.
He made everybody suck their Timbs in.
Ish and Corey don't even wear Timbs here no more.
Word.
They don't even wear Timbs here no more.
It's wintertime.
Corey got on Yeezys.
Yeezys.
That's how scared he is.
That's how scared he is of Parks. It's wintertime. Corp got on Yeezys. Yeezys. That's how scared he is. That's how scared he is of parts.
Cory come from the stock in Yeezys
as a Timberland.
You know them niggas just create shit in jail.
Niggas, they gotta use whatever
utensils that come in the mail.
The iron to make the grilled cheese.
Yeah, they gotta just do what they gotta do.
Them niggas is MacGyver in jail.
Shout out to the people listening in jail.
Salute, salute, salute.
Yeah, man.
What's going on?
We're chilling, man.
How you doing?
You guys, you know.
What's up, man?
How you doing?
I couldn't be better, man.
Blessed and highly favored.
My God, don't play about me.
Had an amazing week.
Caught up on some amazing TV.
Was really productive on the phone.
Got a lot of business done.
Seven weeks left in the fourth quarter.
I'm trying to finish with a bang.
What a year it's been. Nice, nice. What a year it's been. Nice. What a year
it's been. It's been a good year.
The odd years are always good. I ain't stopping.
You MJing them? No. What'd you say?
I like the odd years. Oh, the odd years.
Okay. I don't know why. Oh, 20.
Yeah. Okay. I can see that.
We be kicking ass, man. I ain't gonna
lie. That's a fact. And I'm here to
rep for Savon today, too.
What's up?
What's up?
You listening to the response?
What's up?
I heard everything, man.
I listened to the response as well.
I heard everything.
I don't like how everybody coming at my guys, Savon and Alex, man.
I'm here today.
What's up?
I can't fold this shit.
No, I'm repping for my guys.
We'll get to that later, though.
I hope so.
I hope so. First I hope so First things first
First things first
What we doing
Jeezy and Nia Long
Yes
Jeezy and Nia Long
Why is this so funny
This shit was
Why we think about
What's not funny about it
It was funny seeing
Is it a code switch
Can we call it that
I think everybody
Was writing code
I don't think
They switched to the
God damn thing
No no no
I'm talking about
You know how you say
Somebody like If you're talking With your fellas Nah I don't. I don't think they switched to the goddamn thing. No, no, no. I'm talking about, you know how you say somebody,
like if you're talking with your fellas.
Nah, I don't think he switched.
Not really.
What was the code switch?
I saw a retired street dude doing,
retired street dude game to a fucking masterpiece level.
Oh, yes, yes, yes, absolutely.
I'm just saying like when,
you don't hear gz talk like that
that's kind of what i meant by the code switch that's all it's not code switch
he's turning the game on i'm not saying i mean i've seen my man around the bar a couple times
i've seen i've seen him in full you know i mean it's not code switch for a real nigga
no oh i was what I bet you wasn't.
I crack you with this cover.
Wasn't even tuning in.
I seen Jeezy
in his Splendor.
Yeah, don't call it code switching.
If the weather lady
had y'all doing all that,
then imagine what
Nia Long would make you do.
Right.
Oh, no, I asked that question.
If you was,
because I seen people
clowning Jeezy.
For what?
Talking about,
he was dirty macking.
I mean,
he wasn't.
There might have been a little.
He wasn't.
I don't think he was.
I don't think so, neither.
Young Jeezy did an interview with Nia Long.
I think they were both Dirty Mackin, by the way.
It's got everybody in an uproar.
I think about it that way.
You might be right.
They were going crazy up there.
It looked like it was some lightweight flirting going on.
Lightweight?
That's heavyweight, nigga.
The niggas was in the chemistry set.
That was Deontay Wilder and Tyson Fury.
That nigga, that nigga, Jeezy, was up there cooking up something else.
And so was she.
That nigga was in there.
Nah, I ain't looking.
You right, yo.
No, she was.
No, it worked.
She says it worked.
She was falling under the spell, the aroma.
What happens when you look at your partner and you feel like they're not there?
She's like, you just got to leave.
I was like, oh, shit.
They mowed dirty back in.
Oh, shit.
That's fire.
That was fire.
Yo, that's how every man envisions the breakup happening.
Word.
I'm going to leave this annoying chick at home and meet Nia Long.
And hit it off.
and meet Nia Long.
And hit it off.
Yeah.
I'm going to really make my ex fucking shove her face in the toilet
with this one.
Yo.
How can I really make her just...
These lights got us a little tight.
You want to get some Wagyu?
This interview made me a little starved.
I can see that right after.
And you real nigga street niggas,
I respect the game.
I know all that you've accomplished
and endured,
and you're a testament
to persevering out here, right?
Like, y'all niggas are amazing.
And y'all can bag anybody.
Y'all well-traveled,
been in the clubs,
y'all walked the light,
but them 50-year-old,
them, that list, that knee-long.
Some of them.
There's a couple of them.
There's a couple of them.
You know the list.
There's a couple of them.
I don't doubt that list.
When you run up against somebody on that list,
you got to pull out all types of tricks
like he was sitting there doing.
Real niggas, real niggas don't cheat.
Yeah.
Nah, we started
with the trauma bond.
That's fire.
Oh yeah,
they trauma bonded.
We started with the trauma.
They trauma bonded.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They both look great.
Absolutely.
A million dollars.
Yeah.
Two million dollars.
He's looking amazing.
He did the,
what's that?
He did the two interviews
last week
and that nigga look like
he's just sitting on
a billion.
Nigga's skin look all nice.
Nice watch. Nice clothes. Yeah, I'm Nigga's skin look all nice. Nice watch.
Nice clothes.
Yeah, I'm like, yo, look at me.
Button down.
That's how that nigga called me last week from the golf course.
Arms in shape.
Like, his golf gear, like, looking good.
Looked like real golf gear.
Yeah, like, he's not looking like I was looking out there, like a doof.
That was an Olofs?
I look like a mess.
Yeah, he look good.
So, yeah, man.
The only thing that could have made that better is if they could have panned to his ex.
And hers.
So I could see her real-time reaction.
To the responses.
Yeah, because how you going to do them?
Don't do that.
Don't go sit in front of Nia Long after our breakup, dog.
Hold on.
Can I just play something real quick?
Absolutely.
Please.
Please.
Please. Please. Got money, they got matter.
What's up there?
Stuck there.
Need a ladder.
Ever seen me alone getting out of?
Yep.
Yeah, premeditated.
Just have those, you know.
Sometimes you got to speak things in there.
Manifestation.
It might have already been in existence.
Oh.
I love it when a plan comes together.
I'm not going to lie. I love when a plan comes together. I'm not going to lie.
I love when a plan
come together.
It's a beautiful thing to see.
It's a beautiful thing to see.
I was thoroughly entertained
for a full hour
watching that.
Glued.
Glued to every word.
I just kept saying,
that's so fascinating.
Like, that was the one.
That is so fascinating.
Yo, the tears came out
every off there.
Seeing the tissue like,
this nigga, you stinking motherfucker. I'm tight fun there. Seeing the tissue like this, nigga.
You stinking, man.
I'm tight.
It was like watching the fucking Vintage Patriots.
He was executing them.
The two-minute drill to perfection.
To a fucking T.
Yo, fucking GZ.
That shit was a master class.
Bam GZ is the new Tom Brady.
That's crazy.
Yo.
Nah, he went crazy in there.
Stand up to all the real niggas.
Million dollar bail each.
I stayed in jail until everybody I was in there could get out.
That was $10 million.
I was like, oh shit.
Yo, she just gushed.
She over there gushing.
Really?
She like this.
That's why most men cheat.
Most men cheat because the...
That's fascinating to me.
It's so gross.
It's so stupid.
I personally...
This is my quote.
Real niggas don't cheat.
You don't think so?
Hell no.
I kind of understand what you mean when you say that.
Oh, do you?
I love when they kind of understand.
I love when you enlighten them.
You enlighten them?
I never thought about it.
Once you enlighten them, pound town.
Just left pound town.
Like this?
Yeah.
Once you give them a little bit of enlightenment,
all you ladies pop your pussy like this.
Check it out.
Don't stop.
Don't quit.
Just do it.
Yeah, come on.
I love that enlightenment.
And I wish Mel was here, man.
She on vacation.
Happy birthday to my girl, Mel.
Happy birthday, Mel.
Yo, I got to talk to y'all out there that think that, you know, y'all say I champion cheating a lot.
I really don't think we highlight some of the gifts that come with cheating enough.
And this is one of them.
Sometimes you need Nia Long's fine-ass fiance to go fuck the poor
white staff
so she can come back
to us.
If I said
DuPont
DuPont
If dude don't fuck up, this don't happen.
That's true. Should've cheated.
Salute.
He pushed it right to us.
My bad.
Yeah, tell me when I said something wrong.
Oh, man.
After that breakup, Nia Long done been at Mr. Child's.
She been to fucking Celeste.
She been to Philippe's.
Sipping the syrup.
She been to fucking Victory. Yes, Philippe's. Sipping the syrup. She been to fucking Victory.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, sipping the syrup.
Y'all ain't seen her sip the syrup?
Mm-mm.
Oh, shit.
Oh.
Yeah, man.
We got to let this rock one time for Nia Long coming back to us.
Yeah, rock on where you at, rock on.
Keep playing.
Keep playing.
Rock on where you at, rock on.
Keep playing.
Keep playing.
Now the ladies vibing with me.
The ladies vibing.
Oh, my God.
All right.
Sorry. Listen. This is why niggas get divorced, yo. All right. Sorry.
Listen,
this is why niggas get divorced,
yo.
To flirt,
to flirt with me longer.
That's,
I'm serious.
Who cares why?
And she,
and she let that nigga tap dance around the good questions.
That's when I knew we had her.
And she was like,
honestly,
I know it's a tough subject.
I know you don't want to talk about this,
but what have you learned?
Tell us about what it takes for a man to file for divorce.
And I seen that shit and I was like, damn, right then I would have been like the peanut M&Ms in Arizona.
I'd have been melt silly putty.
I'd have been what Patrick Swayze did to Demi Moore.
Ghost.
Ghost.
Ghost.
One day we gotta talk.
Ghost.
Yo.
White man,
that's some real
shit.
That's what the
pottery wheel is.
Crazy.
That nigga would.
What?
That's what he was
saying in the club
last week.
Hey,
you wanna make a
vase?
Wanna make a vase next week?
Holy shit.
What was I saying now?
What?
You were talking about the divorce question.
You would have melted.
You say he danced.
Oh, I'd have been silly, buddy.
I'd have been.
When she asked that shit, I would have told all my ex-business.
I would have broke all real nigga code right there.
And another thing that bitch was doing.
Oh, my God.
It was crazy.
And then I found out she was.
Oh, yeah.
I just felt so broken.
I never been in that.
I don't even know if I could trust again, yo.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yeah.
We fucking that night.
Once we bring that out.
Oh, I don't know if I could ever be the same.
Yeah, you got to turn
into a broken victim.
It's all right.
Is it?
Yo, what?
Now you didn't.
You got to not fuck
that night though.
No, she got it out of me.
Can you just hold me?
I don't want to do this.
That's it.
You sure?
I'm not even ready
to go there yet.
Yo, you sure?
I don't know if I'm ready
to take that.
I'm going to get the room
next door at the hotel.
That's the fly shit. Yeah. Not sure I'm ready to take that. I'm going to get the room next door at the hotel. That's a fly sheet.
Double bed, mom.
Yeah.
Not sure I'm ready to take that step.
Mm-hmm.
Let's just lay together tonight.
Let's just lay together.
Let's just lay together, yo.
What?
I don't even know if I could take it there with you.
I'm going to take it slow.
Not sure if I'm ready for this.
My heart can't get broken again.
I can't be hurt again.
I feel like I know you so well now.
Shout out to Young Jeezy.
I want to get to know you better.
You're not even younger.
You don't want to shout out to Jeezy.
As you lay on her chest, just work your way to that neck.
I've never felt so at home.
I just feel like.
I just feel like.
You said you work your way to the nip?
Up to the neck.
You're moving too fast.
No, no, no.
You're moving too wrong direction.
Yeah, you got to go up.
I've never felt so safe.
Did you just grip?
Where's Mal?
Mal got to come back.
You can't say that.
Dude, bye.
Yeah, dude, bye.
Look, you would work your way up to a neck ass, nigga.
Oh, yeah. Get some neck it in.
What?
No, I'm at the belly button from there.
I don't know.
You got a little lint.
You got a little lint.
You going straight down, yeah.
What?
You going right to the feet, right?
He always does that.
He working his way down to the feet.
That was the starter. That's the starter. That was appetizer.
Yeah, that was appetizer. Yeah, we passed that.
And y'all clowned me when I came in here
clowning the bitches that don't be having their calves shaved,
don't be having a two-day stub on their legs.
On their legs or their calves?
Both. That's their calves. That's their legs.
Nigga, if I'm working my way down anywhere near down here
and start feeling rough, bitch, I'm kicking you.
Get up.
Yeah, come on, Marge.
Did you not know what was going on?
Did you not know where he was coming to?
That's when you notice a respectable woman.
Exactly.
I wasn't planning on this.
That's game.
That's game.
That's game.
Well, guess who got the pink pack of bits?
Right there.
Right there.
Take your fucking werewolf Michael J. Fox ass in the bathroom.
There you go.
Got that whole little Venus set for you.
Michael J. Fox, she might not want to get that shit.
Yo, this fool said guess who got the six pack of pink bits.
But I'm wrong.
I'm sorry.
Get the near. Yeah, I got anything. I mean, used to, of course. Used six pack of pink. But I'm wrong. I'm sorry. Get the near.
Yeah, I got anything.
I mean, used to, of course.
Used to, of course.
Because now I just reffed my baby.
Whose birthday weekend is coming?
Hey.
Who's happier than me?
Who's broker than you?
The jeweler.
The jacasso.
This thing is weird.
The jeweler.
Oh, no.
I already gave my speech.
I'm not taking it light, man.
We got to get in there.
You get one of those bitches You gotta be responsible
This year
That's not gonna work
Yeah
That's not gonna work
This nigga bought a chain
She saw the chain
Yeah
That's not gonna work
We gotta see
I'm here to tell you
It's not gonna work
But your light might be
I gotta give it a try
You know what I mean
You know what
I was thinking about you
I gotta give it a try
I was thinking about you
Like you can't propose
like regular niggas
if you was to
because your back fucked up.
So you have to do
some fly shit.
Like, sit in the seat.
Skates.
Imagine Joe on some skates.
Look at his face.
Have some niggas.
Look at stupid nigga's face.
How'd you propose?
That's about your business.
You did a skit?
You did a skit?
Oh, shit.
Oh, no.
Oh, shit.
Now I'm involved.
That's his wife.
Yo, don't do that.
I got him.
That's his real family.
I got him.
You about to be hit.
Everything should be on the table except for family.
We can't talk about each other's family.
We can't talk about family.
Don't say nothing about nobody's wife.
Yo, stop trying to gas it. That's the part that was crazy. You can't talk about each other's We're not talking about family. Don't say nothing about nobody's wife. Stop trying to gas it.
That's the part that was crazy.
You want to fall for the trick?
I'm asking you,
you falling for the trick?
Let her wear her tights.
Don't do that.
She wears them.
She does wear them.
All the time.
Not outside, she don't.
She can't go outside
with no tights.
Go sip some tea.
She wear tights all the time?
Sip some tea.
Peppermint or caramel.
I know this girl can't wear
no fucking tights around him
yo he'll start doing like real
contractor shit like just taking a wall out
of the house
hey let me move this cabinet
put it in the way
since you keep hiding over here
how about we take this wall
and put it in the fucking carpet
fucker all walking up How about we take this wall and put it in the fucking carpet?
Fuck her whole walk in up.
Yo.
Yeah, I saw you today, too, nigga, holding hands
and dunking donuts.
Who, Ice, right?
Oh my god.
For the people listening.
Ice, I saw Ice today holding hands and dunking donuts.
I hold hands everywhere, man.
And I was thoroughly surprised.
And like, niggas was rocking their hands like this,
singing humming songs together.
They cool by y'all?
They were skipping?
They were humming the song that was playing.
It was a white record, too.
They was like, what?
Nigga turned around, thought he saw a ghost.
You should have came in and started singing with him.
Yo, Ice, that's how you was giving it up.
Man, don't listen to this.
No, you wasn't. Why you wearing the fucking JR when you need him? You should have came in and started singing with him. Yo, Ice, that's how you was giving it up. Man, don't listen to this.
Why you wearing the fucking J.R. when you need him?
Oh, wait.
That's the funny shit.
All I hear is this nigga go, oh, I got you, nigga.
Yo, J.R., yo, J.R., yo, J.R.
Hey, yo, then, I did say J.R. on the phone.
Hey, yo, then the nigga tried to have a conversation with me.
I don't want to talk.
Don't bring baby girl up.
I got you.
I'm coming to the party.
I tried to ignore the nigga. I walked away from them. He followed
me. Hold up because I don't want you to get too soon in your
story. I just got a couple questions.
So
y'all parked?
Got out.
Was that a lot? Now the driving line
is a little crazy. There's no drive-thru at this
Dunkin' Donuts. Please let him answer me.
There's no drive-thru at this Dunkin' Donuts.
There's no drive-thru. Did you put the order in the app first?
No.
You got out the car.
Got out the car, walked inside, put an order, waited for the order.
Yo, let my man tell a story, yo.
Let my man tell a story.
That's right.
I tried, yo.
Oh, no.
You know, we got an audio show to get to.
I'll be fast.
I don't want to meander.
I'll meander. So now, was that established fast. I don't want to meander. I'll meander.
So now, was that established before y'all parked?
Did both of y'all was going to get out as like a power couple stepping in there?
Or did y'all figure that out once y'all parked?
You walked around and opened the door?
You got out on the same side of the car?
Why you was real romantic and dunking donuts, boy.
That shit was fly.
Goddamn.
Y'all good?
Anybody good?
And your girl sitting there like, yeah nigga that's my bitch.
Oh shit.
All right, all right.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, I'ma be that this weekend.
I'ma be that this weekend.
It's fine.
I'm that all the time.
I gotta get my shit on.
It's cool. My girl is annoying. Dude, you know what? I'm gonna be that this weekend. I'm gonna be that this weekend. I'm not all the time. I gotta get my shit on.
It's cool.
My girl is annoying.
Dude cast.
I didn't get to that part yet.
It's coming.
But that's how I know that she really loved me.
But goddamn, yo.
I told her, like, sometimes you gotta learn to shut the fuck up.
Why you just be talking at the wrong shot?
We're just going to other rooms.
Tell your mom.
Tell your mom.
Tell your fucking mom.
This nigga.
You okay?
I'm good.
I told you. Let me tell you, you put them cardiates on.
You're fucking crazy.
I told my baby, because you love me, boy.
God damn.
When it's a girl's birthday, it's just different from when it's a guy's birthday.
Oh, nigga.
It is.
That's a fact. That's a good topic. That's what you be like. Yeah, I'm... it's a guy birthday. Oh, nigga. It is. That's a fact.
That's a good topic.
You got a stressful weekend coming for you, buddy.
Yes.
Girl birthdays are the worst.
I came here and told y'all.
That shit was hell.
You had to get some balloons.
I couldn't wait for her birthday to be over.
She's sitting right there.
And she know I was glitter.
I couldn't wait.
And you know why my girl is annoying?
She wanted them.
I hate people like this.
She wanted them.
It's the little things.
You didn't get a card.
It don't matter
what you just spent.
She's got a private jet outside.
That's what it's all about.
It's not right there.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Because, you know,
I was working on the contract
to deliver the fucking yacht
right to the Hudson.
My bad.
Pardon me.
I forgot to go to CVS.
My bad.
Nah, two vacations ago,
we fought like hell.
We fought like hell
two years ago
because it wasn't
a birthday cake in there.
One vacation.
Yes,
and she was dead ass.
We fought that whole trip.
It's a thing though.
I think that
the expectation
when it's your lady's birthday
is very high
compared to us.
I didn't know
we were fighting
so I was on the yacht
just still Instagramming and shit.
She said, look at you taping you like a bitch.
Oh, shit.
How did you put the phone down?
Did you put it down slowly?
Nah.
I thought we was doing the yacht thing.
But shit, I guess we was fighting.
That's when I learned we was fighting.
Sometimes you gotta, it sucks to learn you're fighting late.
Yeah, especially when you're somewhere like fly,
having a good time.
But what's up with the cake thing?
Like, they want cake,
but like, no.
Yeah, she want the waitress
to come sing happy birthday
and all this mud ass shit.
What?
Baby, I love you.
He don't celebrate birthdays.
I got you, but still.
Oh, you don't celebrate birthdays?
Do you do it,
you add the,
let me ask you a question,
because nigga,
every day,
every day is her birthday.
Every day is her girl's birthday,
it's a leap year, right?
Not at all. He don't play. That's my man. He changed the birthday. It's a leap year, right?
He don't play.
That's my man.
He changed the birthday.
Your birthday is going to be December 31st this year.
He change it every year.
We're going to celebrate our new year.
You don't get no birthday this year.
Next year.
That nigga don't play right there.
He running tight shit. Do you do that though, Ish?
Do you get the cake and everything?
You set that up or no?
Because that's a big thing for women.
You try to do something bigger than a cake and ice cream.
Here comes some wisdom.
I'm telling you.
Like, yo, dog, if you take your girl out of the country,
y'all on a yacht, and she start bitching about a card or a cake,
I'm tight.
But it's the little things that matter.
I know, but then you tell my pocket that.
All right, so if I just did the little things
that ain't do nothing else,
you put me tight.
A cake?
You put me on a yacht.
You can't buy me a $30 cake.
They about to jam me up.
Let me clean it.
Yo, yo, check this out.
My baby was right.
I agree with everything.
We talked about it after.
He received this.
And I totally understand
where she was coming from,
and I was wrong about that.
And it won't happen again.
They jamming me up.
There you go.
That cake shit bugged out.
Yada, yada, yada.
Tell the waitress at the Eiffel Tower restaurant about the card.
I know.
Fuck out of my face.
It's cool, though.
You want to see that?
I don't want no sauce.
We'll see the pedal.
Yo, if anybody out there make a red velvet cake, instant DM me, man.
Blue one.
Lex.
Huh?
Red velvet cake is good.
That red velvet cake that we got a couple years ago.
The blue joint. Lex. Lex got you. Yo, is good. That Red Velvet kick that we got a couple years ago. The Blue joint.
Lex.
Lex got you.
Yo, I need to hit somebody.
I need it like tomorrow, today, if you listening.
Go to my clip.
Come on, anyway.
What else going on?
Shout out to GZ for doing real nigga shit.
GZ.
We got no music?
Love and respect.
You know Ice want to get his shit.
Nah, nah.
Nah, man.
Clear out.
Clear out.
Ice not even a clear out. Ice not a clear out. You got to look good as Lady shit out. Nah, nah. Nah, man. Clear out. It's not even a clear out.
It's not a clear out. You got to look good as Ladyhead live in center.
Yeah.
Go.
Nah, I'm not going to say no more.
And she right there, they're angry.
Y'all watching each other.
So where is she?
She was sitting over there.
You told her to sit there.
I didn't tell her.
How do you feel watching your baby at work?
Oh, shit.
See?
I didn't tell her to do that.
She's checking me.
Sorry.
How do you feel watching your baby at work?
You feel good, though, right?
Like, you're doing that shit.
Look, proud of him.
I hate y'all.
Proud of him, right?
I just want to say I really hate y'all.
I really hate y'all.
She's proud.
This is so cute.
Aw.
Aw.
Aw.
I'm on y'all ass next time.
I'm on y'all ass next time.
Please do.
No, we good.
Bring wifey to work.
I wish I'd have known.
I'd have made wifey take a day off.
It's cool.
No, she looking at her.
She's like, oh, look at him with his takes.
New music?
New music?
No, we're not going to new music.
What Chris Brown got?
I don't know.
I ain't hear it.
Oh, shit.
Now, Gio, my baby's going to cook during that Chris Brown
segment.
He's been playing it all morning.
He's staying up late.
Oh, shit.
Last night, right?
I got the album early, so I was playing it yesterday, man.
That's it.
Start on them.
Yeah, always.
I can't say shit.
Now, well, new music.
Chris Brown came out, man.
Chris Brown dropped.
First off, he kind of, I like the little rollout trick they played.
That was a trick.
It was definitely a trick.
The album was always dropping today.
Well, Friday.
It was yesterday.
They told y'all 11-11 signed he has a deal with a major they play the streaming game there's no way
they're not dropping on friday we knew that but 11 songs each project um 11 a.m and 11 p.m and it's
heat i'm not saying this just as a Chris Brown fan everybody I talked to who even
the diehards versus the it's cool
was like oh no it's some shit on here
I have my favorites are
I've been playing this album since yesterday
I haven't had a chance to listen to anything else
like I just been letting it play
there's a record
called Best Ever on
the first side
11am which is a little bit more upbeat records,
even though this one's slower.
He has a record called Stutter, Make Up Your Mind.
I got him on deck.
This is Best Ever featuring as if Mayda needed any help
in the new year.
And I've been smoked.
You know, every nigga in America told me,
yo, this shit sleeper.
Yo, what is that?
He's never loved someone like me.
Crazy.
For the best.
To him, my love tastes different.
Sweet. To him my love tastes different Sweet but dangerous
I know that all your favorites sing
But that's how you make me feel
Yo dawg, they did what they had to do on there.
Shout out to Mater by the way. Shout out to Mayda, by the way.
Shout out to Mayda.
What a year.
What an amazing year she's had.
Shout out to Chris Brown for always just recognizing and working with whoever is piping hot artistically at the time.
And it works.
Like, it ain't just grab that name.
Yeah, I don't even think he fuck with the hot people. i think he fucked with the talented more i said piping hot artistically okay
artistically and and let me salute let me salute he's starting that's it stop that's it that's it
that's it i know what chris brown do over that key and it's a lot of that key his favorite key
Whatever that fucking key is
That's his bag and that's all over this album and you started with that on the strings on the intro
Come on man. I went right to bed. I got the TV off turned around
Yeah, I had to get with my thoughts when this dropped right here. This got the car test first, too.
I was like, whoo.
I lost my way somewhere in another galaxy.
The end, if you're a Chris Brown fan.
Anytime this nigga start talking about losing his way in life,
it is out of here.
I love it.
Too much to take these memories. his way in life. It is outta here. I love it.
Come on, y'all know me and Ice was coming in here to dick ride this project.
Y'all knew it already.
Yo, I told y'all ahead of time.
Tell them, Ice.
I said, yo, 50 seconds in, I'm calling it amazing.
I don't care. So.
Oh, my God, this sounds great.
He did what he had to do.
I ain't going to lie.
Real cohesive project.
Sounds good.
Sounds good together
Lot of songs that I like on here
Actually though
All of that shit is cool
I gotta salute to Friday man
Friday you got a lot of songs
On my water playlist now
You kinda got a little sound
And a vibe that you creating.
It's reminding me of when
Young Blue first came out
and loaned his sound
a couple places.
Dog.
Oh, man.
Stop it.
Stop this madness right now.
Stop this madness
right this second, man.
Are you kidding me?
Record is called No One Else featuringiday off that brand new chris brown
here we go
ish your cousin did what the fuck he had to do on this friday voice is like uh
it's yeah i don't know how to you get what i'm trying to say it's like a feature in its own no
matter what he's saying it's. It's a very unique instrument.
Yeah.
It has its own sound.
Yep.
It makes, it gives all of his words and hooks like the coming attraction movie gothic kind of sound.
It's like an epic shit.
Yeah, like, oh my goodness.
Oh, man.
Oh, man. Oh, my.
Oh, my God.
Ride with me, right?
Hey!
Oh, come on, man.
Some ecstasy gonna get popped on this. This is absolutely crazy.
Some mollies and some Ds gonna get popped on this. This is absolutely crazy. Some Ali's and some E's gonna get popped on this.
This is absolute insanity, right?
What?
I can see 6,000 whites jumping around right now and making notes to that.
They going crazy right now.
And an issue notes.
And an issue notes.
You're stupid.
You're crazy.
Oh, man. That record is crazy.
What?
This album is crazy.
It is.
This album is crazy.
6,000 whites.
Chris, you did what you had to do, and I like that Funny Marco interview.
Salute.
Yes, yes.
I like Chris Brown doing interviews before his album drops.
I like that.
Yeah, because he don't usually.
He don't usually do it.
He don't do it.
I was going to ask y'allall speaking of the funny Marco interview are we getting to a
place where content is replacing the interview interviews have been dead yes
because what I see now is interviews have been the sit-down like interview
with somebody people are opting a different route they'd rather create
content with someone who's doing this in this content space than just an interview.
I think people have lost
the skill to do them.
So them shits be trash.
That interview that G,
the two interviews GZ just did,
those shits were masterful.
Both of them.
So you'll watch interviews
if they're presented in that way.
I think niggas have forgotten
They don't got the energy in them
To do them shits
They don't
It could be just a lazy
They go up there
Ask the same bum ass questions
So who'd you work with
On your project
Oh what's your favorite song
Uh yeah we
No nigga
Get into the
Who the person is
And then the interview
There's two sides of that
Cause a lot of the stars
Don't want that either
The artists don't want that
A lot of the artists
It's your job to make them
Feel comfortable bro We've had niggas sit on these couches That don't want that A lot of the artists It's your job to make them Feel comfortable bro
We've had niggas sit on these couches
That didn't want to be here
You could tell
That's true
And when they left
Nigga they like
Nah nah nah
We got time
Fuck your heart out
We got time
That's true
So I think that's
The interviewer
Has to get them in that space
Where they want to be
A little bit more revealing
That's my opinion
That's a good one
I think that's why
Interviews is kind of trash
So the content
Gotta take over
Because the interviews Gotta stand out Because a lot of trash. So the content got to take over because the interviews
got to stand out
because a lot of the interviews
be the same.
Yeah, same question.
All these people
have been interviewed
a million times.
So Funny Marco
has a different angle.
Different style.
And different style.
And you see the artists
in a different light.
They're laughing.
They're cracking jokes.
See, that's the thing.
That's what happens.
The old style interview
don't really give the artist
the chance to show personality.
True.
Because that was what I took away
from Offset doing the interview the interview like a lot of
people ain't no offset had that type of personality you learned it from there
you know you hear things about people and it's mostly clickbaity type shit so
they want to chase salacious headlines any of that it's like no I don't want to
sit down to be ambushed right like let's get cool let's just have some fun doing
this what else drop what else
drop me can rush drop your roster up Mickey Ross I don't think we should just
get right to that from Chris Brown okay what was that talk. I'm ready to talk. Get this shit right here. What is this?
BJ the Chicago
Kid, who has to
me, in my opinion, of one listen, well
not one listen, three listens since
four hours ago.
One of the best albums I've heard in years.
Who was it? BJ the
Chicago Kid.
This album is fan-fucking-tastic. The album is called Gravy.
It's in your phones. I'm playing something, love. This is a sleeper. I'm just easily, even if you
play it now, I'm playing it. Easily his best project. I'm not gonna play too much because
damn. This album is fire. This sound good. Fire. I'm not even an R&B nigga. This sounds all right, though. This song right here.
What's the name of the album, Pucks?
Gravy.
Gravy.
If you are a music fan and music lover, please go listen to this album.
Put the $100 link up, BJ.
Bilal and Anthony Hamilton had a nephew.
This shit is fire
this album is really good
how many tracks
Robert Glasper
is 15 tracks
ok
Freddie Gibbs
is on there
Phillip Bailey
from Earth, Wind & Fire
is on there
Chloe Bailey
Chloe Bailey is on there
Coco Jones
Coco Jones
this is easily
his best project
and
I like hearing upbeat or up-tempo DJs.
There's a mix.
There's slow soul shit and there's some up-tempo.
This album to me kind of sounds like what, what is it, Sonic?
Silk Sonic.
Silk Sonic was trying to do.
Should have been.
This does sound like that.
This is what they thought they was doing in their head.
Yes.
Yeah, it does give me that little,
it sounds like B.J. Bruno-ish band.
It's a band playing.
There's a couple that I can recognize
as samples that were replayed by the band.
I don't want to snitch and say nothing,
but it's musical.
It's beautiful.
Melodies, the lyrics are dope.
It's a fantastic project.
Yeah, really great album.
Shout out to B.J. the Chicago Kid. I put that shit on just Yeah, really great album. Shout out to BJ, the Chicago kid.
I put that shit on just to, in the shower,
I'm trying to run through as much music as possible.
And I let it rock, and then I drove here and let it rock.
Like, this shit is fantastic.
And the bends, too?
Speakers couldn't go loud enough.
You dry your torso first or your legs?
Dry?
I start with the top.
All right. I start with the top. I start with the top.
So you don't go like this first?
Yo, where that come from?
Well, he white.
They don't even wash their legs.
No, I wash my legs.
You got to dry from the top down, otherwise it's going to get wet again.
What?
Is he right?
Wait, what did he say?
You got to dry from the top down.
From the top down.
This start here is just going to run down.
Yeah.
You have to dry twice. I don't dry like that. just going to run down. Yeah. You have to dry twice.
I don't dry like that.
That's not necessarily true, even though I don't dry.
I dry like that.
But I dry worse.
Like, I give them a little dog rattle while I'm in there.
Oh, sure, sure.
Yeah, I do that.
I do a little scuff off.
Yeah, I do that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I brush my shoulders off.
I grab the towel while I'm still in there.
Oh, yeah.
I start the drying process.
Yeah, I start the shower.
Yeah.
Yeah, you look, you heathens.
Oh, you wealthy.
You heathens step on the floor with the wet feet?
No.
A floor?
Who the fuck, who you talking to?
You step on your, when you step out your bathroom,
what you stepping on?
The mat.
The mat.
The beautiful.
With that wet foot?
Yeah, the mat that's there for the wet foot.
No, nigga.
You can't do that.
Oh, shit.
It's heaviness.
Y'all know that they have
mats for a shower, right?
They do.
They do.
It's not like that.
I know.
It's not like when you grew up.
The one that drive mad quick.
It's not like when you grew up.
When we grew up.
Not when we grew up.
I know.
You old as hell, nigga.
You four years behind me,
so what that make you?
That's a while.
That's a while. That's a while.
Four years.
A lot happened in four years.
You was in high school before him.
76 to 80, it was a wild little gap.
It's like back when the high school,
they put a little mat that matched the mat on top of the toilet.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Don't call him that.
Batman don't need no help, Robin.
Don't call him that.
Batman, nigga.
I'm Batman, nigga.
Don't talk about my family, nigga.
You wouldn't be a Robin.
Huh? Stop putting towels on your floor, too, nigga. Towel. I't talk about his wife either. Don't talk about my family either, nigga.
Stop putting towels on your floor too, nigga.
To dry your feet.
I know that shit.
Don't put, yeah, step on that fucking rug.
I'll dry my feet before I step out the shower.
You also wear size nine.
Little ass, not a nine.
Are you lifting your foot up or are you bending down? Get a man foot.
What?
Are you lifting your leg up or bending down?
I'm asking you.
You can lift your leg.
You can bend down to dry your feet?
How you do that?
You're old, nigga.
Salute.
And I know you have a big shower,
so I know you mean facetious.
I know you get too much money
not to have a large shower
where you can bend down in the shower.
Pause.
Bruh.
Yo.
Even with the pause,
that's still,
that's got to be a double pause.
Shout out to everybody listening
with a white fridge, yo.
Oh, shit. And a black stove. Amen. That's got to be double pause. Shout out to everybody listening with a white fridge, yo. Oh, shit.
And a black stove.
Amen.
That's not nice.
I'm not that landlord.
That's not nice.
I ain't say black.
Some of the black should be fire.
No, it don't.
What?
I saw the double door black shit, son.
I've seen some fire black shit.
No, no, no, no.
You have not.
You've seen graphite.
You have not seen black, nigga.
Yo, get him started. He's seen graphite. You have not seen black, nigga. Yo, get him started.
He's seen his cabinet.
All right, ask him.
What a goof.
You're like, ask him.
That fucking goof.
He's seen his cabinet.
It's not even.
Let him have it.
You got it, big dog.
Let him have it.
We saw your cabinets.
We know, bro.
You got it.
Graphite.
We saw it, dog.
Nigga had to light that go this way in his kitchen.
He had to light that point like this.
Yo, you stupid.
Yeah, shout out to the people out there with white appliances in their kitchen.
Y'all mad or two.
And almost at the same level.
Shout out to the people out there with like, you know, they say that we just want the best for everybody.
Get that microwave off that countertop.
Oh, he's still going.
Clear out.
I'm letting him get it.
No, I'm good.
You got it.
No, they're going to get his comments later.
Walking in with it.
Yesterday, he was criticizing the hinges in the hallway.
Like, yo, why are these hinges on the outside?
No, you got it, bro.
This is just his bag.
No, I'm good.
This nigga bougie.
I keep telling y'all.
Nah, he don't like that.
He don't like that bullshit. He bougie. He don't like'all. Nah, he don't like that. He don't like that bullshit.
When you eat bougie.
He don't like that bullshit.
Yo, you stupid.
Go ahead.
What were you saying, Kynes?
The microwave can't sit on the counter?
I mean, people can do whatever they want to.
I mean, preferably not.
Salute.
You look like one of them niggas that put the cereal in like the plastic jug.
Wait, wait, wait wait what's wrong with that
ice
what's wrong with that
y'all got that cereal in a plastic jug
I got about four of them
I got mad at them shit
what
fucking heathen
why y'all niggas try to be so proper
my wife watched some organization show on Netflix
and bought all these fucking things for all the things.
I got all this.
Your bowls and your cups is in different, right?
Hmm?
Yeah.
I don't know what you're saying.
And your mugs is in a different cabinet.
His house is white, so he's got a bunch of bowls.
Is it structured?
Do you have a lot of bowls?
You got to have a bunch of bowls.
Every size bowl.
Do all your bowls have covers?
No.
Okay.
Not the ceramic.
You mean the Tupperware?
Yeah, the Tupperware. Okay. With the cup. That nigga got saucers. No. Okay. What do you mean? The Tupperware? Yeah, the Tupperware.
Okay.
With the cup.
That nigga got saucers.
With the cup.
What's wrong with saucers?
Oh, my God.
Hold up.
We're not about to do this.
We grown, God damn it.
Why you got saucers?
Because they got grown.
Yeah.
What do you mean if Shorty comes over?
I'm about to tell you, when Shorty comes up here this weekend, could you please take her to William and Sonoma
so she could get you some sausage?
You couldn't possibly be talking to me about William and Sonoma.
I know, but you don't have no sausage.
Who said that?
You.
I said you have a plethora of sausages, nigga, like a loser.
You said, what do we need sausages for?
Because why you got all the different sizes?
Yeah.
Because it comes with the set.
Yes, bro.
Mark, mind your white ass business. You're supposed comes with the set. Yes, bro. Mind your white ass business.
You're supposed to have this office.
And you got a 29 foot couch
with a big ass coffee table.
What you putting the coffee on when you drinking in the morning?
Why you telling all my couch business?
This shit is big. Why you doing all that?
Don't do that.
Don't couch pocket watch.
Oh, man.
Hey, yo, let me ask you a question. If you lose a cover to one of the Tupperwares,
are you throwing it away or are you buying a new Tupperware?
That nigga got it.
I thought it was tea and crumpet.
I thought it was just oil.
What the fuck are you going to do with a Tupperware with no lid?
I'm going to say these niggas got money.
We from the hood, man.
We just use it as a bowl.
Mismatch.
You just trying to figure it out.
I got bowls.
I don't use a Tupperware as a bowl.
Nah, nigga.
Tupperware got multiple uses, yo. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hell no. You just trying to figure it out. I got bowls. I don't need the Tupperware as a bowl. Nah, nigga.
Tupperware is for pricey.
No, no.
Tupperware got multiple uses, yo.
Yeah, thank you.
Fuck you talking about Tupperware got multiple uses.
That's a bowl now, nigga.
Shout out to niggas that get money.
We knew you'd get money, nigga.
I don't get money, but I'm not going to.
I ain't got to reuse the Tupperware like that.
The peach is different.
I see.
I don't have to do that, dog.
Yeah, don't talk to us with your Invisalign like that.
Watch Invisalign.
Hey, you smiling a lot.
We not your dentist, nigga.
You smiling a little bit too much today.
I like my smile now, nigga.
Oh, shit.
Oh, man.
That shit working.
That shit working, nigga.
She gave that nigga approval.
Good job.
All right, dog.
You can smile now.
I want to shout out the people out there
with the real relationship problems.
Not the fake ones.
The real ones.
As horrible as it is,
y'all make the world go round
and y'all help the rest of us
be able to deal with our shit
when we think something's going on, man.
Start listening to y'all now.
This nigga crashed the car.
He behind in the ramp.
Nigga gambled away all around.
Nigga gambled away.
Oh my God. I be listening like, well, smoke did away. Let me around. Nigga gambled away. Oh my God.
I'd be listening like,
well,
smoke did away.
Yeah,
let me go go on my bitch.
Oh shit.
Smoke did away.
Yeah?
Spent it on two ABs.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
I had a family.
Man.
Cause you know what?
If y'all make me go
to the wedding,
y'all have to do some stuff to stay together
talk about it at least for a certain amount of time over 500 y'all gotta stay together for two years
because i'm invested in that
i'd be riding around and shit and I'd be like,
oh shit, that's when such and such got married.
Damn, that was such a
dope wedding before he gambled away all
of her assets.
Then she fucking divorced the shit
out of him and never spoke to any of us again.
Oh shit. If you spend
a certain amount over somebody's wedding and y'all don't
work out, y'all gotta tell me what happened.
Send me my money.
Give me the blender, man. Send me my money right now.
Give me the blender, man. Give me the fucking money.
I need to know.
Come up off those towels, man.
I need to know.
I be knowing where I am.
We ain't sweeping that one under the rug.
What happened?
Normally my side did some fuck shit.
Normally my family member did some.
He wilded out for a minute.
But don't do that.
LaShawn married.
LaShawn is married to a fucking college sweetheart or some shit. Yeah, they've been married for a long time. Yeah, I don't do that. LaShawn married. LaShawn is married to a fucking college sweetheart or some shit.
Yeah, they've been married for a long time.
Yeah, I don't like these little fucking kids just running around out here now.
How y'all don't know nothing about marriage because y'all don't have a marriage in y'all family lineage.
Shut up, nigga.
LaShawn married.
A whole one?
Oh, shit.
That's fucking...
Michael Paul's married.
Shout out to MP.
Michael Paul's married.
Shout out to MP. Shamai's married. Let me see how many. Shamai's married shout out to MP Michael Paul's married Shamai's married Shamai's married
my cousin Mo is married
I'm the only one
I got a lot
all my other cousins
is married
my cousins is married
I got a lot
that's 20 plus.
I'm just thinking about it.
Aunts, cousins.
Yeah, the old heads don't count.
Cousins my age.
They ain't have RG.
My cousin is my age and has been married for 23 years.
The old heads ain't have Instagram, yo.
We're going to take your Instagram away.
I don't need that.
Your sleeper thanked me.
I know.
I'm sure she did.
Your sleeper thanked me.
I played it two weeks ago.
Don't start, yo. Don't start, dog.
That nigga's a sleeper creeps.
I hate you niggas.
What's up with y'all niggas?
Nah, you don't do that.
It don't matter.
I stopped.
I stopped.
Once niggas peep my game, I stopped.
I stopped.
I stopped using sleepers as leverage, nigga.
That's it.
That's all.
Y'all going to be mad when I go up to Channel 11 News promoting the pod.
Oh, shit.
I'm the one that's going to be mad.
I'm the one that's going to be mad.
I'm the one that's going to be mad.
I'm the one that's going to be mad.
I'm the one that's going to be mad. I'm the one that's going to be mad. I'm the one that's going to be mad. I'm the one that's going to be mad. I'm the one stopped using sleepers as leverage, nigga. That's it.
That's all.
Y'all going to be mad when I go up to Channel 11 News promoting the pod.
Oh, shit.
On the weather segment?
Not me.
We here with Joseph.
Hello.
How you doing?
Flipboard coming here hot that day.
I don't like that shit.
I sent a group text to y'all, nigga.
You did.
He did.
Yo, what the fuck is this?
I don't like this shit. Meek and ross meek and ross
that was that was all over the place but yeah dupont uh meek and ross who heard it i'll just
do it once it's cool loud it feels it feels like a mixtape that's that was the takeaway that i saw
a lot this it feels i didn't get the chance to listen to it there's some shit on there
but I heard it felt
like a mixtape
it's cool loud
it's cool loud
oh you mean
if you
if you turn it all
the way up
it's cool
oh gotcha
is anything like
worth the gold
anything stood out
to you Joe
I love the Wale record
on it
I love that record
there's a few more
records on there
I love the record
I love all the records
that are 3 minutes
and 40 seconds long
are some longer or shorter there's a lot that's on there I love. I love all the records that are three minutes and 40 seconds long.
Are some longer or shorter?
There's a lot that's not that long.
Short?
Oh, okay.
That's shorter.
So all of them, one verse each? When they do that, whatever they're talking about jumps out on the track to me,
and them niggas ain't talking about nothing.
They ain't said nothing on that whole thing.
It wasn't much.
Not a thing.
Money grab?
They ain't said shit.
Oh, for sure.
Could have been that. I don't want it. It felt it. Yeah, it wasn't much. Not a thing. Money grab? Oh, for sure. Could have been that.
I don't want to.
It felt like a mixtape.
Okay.
I don't want to say money grab, but it might have been.
It was a money grab for sure.
Could have been.
I don't think nothing wrong with that.
It got the money.
Yeah.
Niggas ain't making money in music, so if you find a way to make some, I'm not mad at you.
Take that shit.
That ain't what, you know, when I hear Ross and Meek, like, it's classic time for me.
So this was cool, but my bar for them is high, high.
Yeah.
Any anthem type club banger?
I've only given it two listens.
I listened to it one time, so I'm not going to.
Okay.
So I don't want to jump the gun with that.
I'm going to get to it.
It's the weekend.
You know, I don't want to jump the gun with that. I'm going to get to it. It's the weekend. You know, I don't want to make my Offset mistake.
I want to be able to listen to this shit, vibing out.
And hear it where it was meant to be heard.
That's true, too.
Megan Ross is probably a certain time and place to hear that.
Yeah.
That BJ.
Same thing we said with Offset.
That BJ ain't leaving my Serato for a while.
I'm buying Serato.
Fuck that.
Make sure. Stop. Stop fighting and actually get it. Please. Please. I've been trying to get him a while. I'm buying Serato. Fuck that. Make sure.
Stop.
Stop fighting and actually get it.
It's time, man.
Please.
It's time, man.
I've been trying to get him.
He win it, though.
Please, bro.
We had a comment.
He win it.
It's time, man.
When he back down from the DJ set, or he's supposed to do a set somewhere, he back down
from it.
He gets nervous.
Stop.
I'll get you set up, buddy.
Please do it, bro.
You're going to make me mad.
I'm going to talk about how you didn't face your fears and work out when we had that wrestling
shit set up for you.
Who?
Let's talk about it.
I did. I did.
It's a dude pod today.
I did. We really want to talk about people facing their fears. I faced my fears. If they put some real
life shit in front of you that could fucking further
some shit, and you ran from it, scared to death.
No, I didn't. Scared to death.
Nigga, I lost weight.
You found it, man.
No, I didn't find it, man.
That's your man, too. That's your man, too.
That's your man, too.
When you wear them lengthy socks
with the sneakers to match,
you start feeling yourself with the polo boxers,
chill the fuck out, man.
Why you looking at my boxers?
That was disgusting.
I'm trying to feel like a young nigga.
You old, nigga.
Wait, can I jump in real quick? I went boxer shopping. You just ran down this whole undergarment. I'm trying to feel like a young nigga. You old, nigga. You're damn near 50.
Oh, shit.
Wait, could I jump in real quick?
I went boxer shopping.
You's a lemon.
No, listen.
You went to a store and bought boxes.
No, listen.
And you did it online.
No, listen to me.
First of all, man, wait.
He right.
What did he write about?
Did you buy it online or you went to the store to buy boxes?
That's important.
Why?
You a lemon, too.
You old-ass lemon.
And you were orange, you round bastard. I went to the store and bought this. Oh, shit. Why? You a lemon too. You old ass lemon. You were orange.
You round bastard.
You got no fucking teeth.
Yes I do.
Now he got his implants.
No you know
his shit fucked up.
It fell out.
For real?
He had to get it over.
Wait you fucked
your implant up?
Of course not.
Nigga you bit that apple
nigga.
Apple bit back.
Wait.
What you saying?
You order your boxer of beans online?
I do.
I do.
I do.
Oh, the three of y'all do?
Yeah.
I'm not going to the store and shopping.
I'm not trying them shit.
You walk around like a bitch in Victoria's Secret.
Hey, do you hold it like this and try it all, you sick fucks?
I always thought y'all was pussy, though.
They pussy.
What the fuck?
They do that, right?
Yo, time out.
So let me ask you.
Yeah, get him in.
Y'all buy loose boxes, nigga.
Wait.
Damn it.
Mind your business, old nigga.
You another old nigga that go box.
That's what they do.
Buying the fucking pack.
I want to be clear.
I'm not anti-buying the box.
Who buys loose boxes?
You.
Who sells loose boxers?
I don't know, but why the fuck you go to the store?
Yeah, that's what I'm like.
Are you copping a one piece?
Nigga, I buy my shit online, nigga.
No, you don't. You get all your shit given to you by
the ethical people. Get the fuck out.
And I buy it.
I'm popping in the...
Flip some underwear bottles.
He got it. He got it.
Let's go. Hold on.
Let's go, man. That's crazy.
You still wearing them old cotton polo
shit. Stop. Stop talking about his nigga drawers.
Stop watching my boxes.
You got the ethicals on right now.
Yes, I do.
That's a plug.
Stop stealing niggas' clothes.
I'm starting out.
So I'm fat as hell, right?
Yeah.
I'm fat as hell, and I noticed that I've outgrown a lot of the shit in my little boxer brief drawer.
And every time I go to Nordstrom's.
Bust that elastic.
Every time I go to Nordstrom's or any of that shit.
No, you be growing, Paul.
The niggas that are stealing, they haven't had my size polo boxer briefs in at least four years.
In at least four years at that Nordstrom's that I'd be going to.
But it's cool. That was the pandemic.
Don't order it online because they put a big polo box on it.
So then I had enough.
I had enough of that shit.
They put the big horse on the side of the box.
Yeah, you're going to get your box stolen.
Well, I think there's a deeper, darker link
to the thieves stealing the polo.
Y'all niggas going there.
There's a lot of men not paying for their drawers. Y'all niggas going there. There's a lot of men not paying for their drawers.
Y'all niggas going there,
take two of them out the three pack,
leave the little one
sitting right there.
Y'all niggas,
it's fucked up.
It's never a complete set
out there.
I've definitely seen.
He's right.
It's fucked up.
I promise you it's like that.
Macy's too.
Don't go in Macy's.
That's why I began my life.
But anyway,
so I take my bum ass
to Bergdorf.
Stop going to Baramus. Go to Short Hills. No, bum ass to Bergdorf. Stop going to Baramus.
Go to Short Hills.
No, I went to Bergdorf.
Oh.
And I'm always in there.
The Bronx.
Boxers.
No, no.
But this is why it's funny, right?
All the time that I go in there, I've never said to myself, hey, do y'all sell men's underwear
here?
So I walked over to their little section.
Mm-hmm.
And their little section is funny.
Fine.
It's funnier than the Nordstrom sign.
That's tough.
Derrick Rose got an underwear collection,
an underclothes collection.
Who the fuck knew that?
Is that his Derrick Rose shit?
That shit said his name on it.
It said Derrick Rose on the line.
That's not him.
That's not Derrick Rose. It's not That's not him. That's not him. That's not Derrick Rose.
It's not that Derrick Rose.
It's a white dude.
Wait, wait.
No, stop it.
Yo, nah.
You boy trying to support your man?
You better not tell me that that's a white Derrick Rose.
You're wearing white Derrick Rose right now?
I seen it.
I didn't think that's him.
It's a white Derrick Rose.
Oh, shit.
Yo, it ain't even spelled the same way.
Oh, no.
I thought Derrick Rose did some fly shit with his name.
Holy shit.
Derrick Rose London.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
But listen, y'all saved my life, right?
Because I was coming in here to fry Derrick Rose up.
Because I noticed his boxer line is like for the emasculated man.
How so?
Like they fit for like Europe crotch.
She got a butt flap?
It's like London crotch.
It's not for American.
It's not for black men crotch.
It's a European cut.
So I tapped the dude.
Hey, yo, dude.
Hey, this shit ain't going to work.
My shit ain't going to fit in here.
Y'all got any other real nigga shit?
Yo, show me the Magic Johnson.
Nah.
What?
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I don't know which way you got to pause.
Murph, are you a freak?
Okay, y'all at least have to stop screaming over each other.
I don't understand, though.
I don't know which way you got to pause that.
Just pause the whole thing.
Let him have it.
I didn't get it, but okay.
Then the nigga pointed me to something called Hanro.
Yeah.
Some Hanro shit.
I was like,
all right,
point me to the three pack.
He was like,
ain't no three pack.
One pack.
$59.
How much it cost?
$119 a piece?
$75.
Oh shit.
$75 for the one pack.
Yeah.
I picked up a few of them
shits,
went home,
put them shits on without even
showering.
I said, we gonna get to the bottom.
So,
I got on some hand roll shits
right now. These shits keep rising
up on me.
I keep trying to sit right.
Stupid ass hand rolls.
So, I got to order me some polo shit, man.
The hair roll shit is bugging on my thighs right now.
Holy shit.
I just thought it was funny to come talk to y'all about.
That's true.
You know how we had that deodorant conversation?
That just changed my life a little bit.
When we did that.
Tank tops too.
Yo, you watch these stupid ass Hanes.
You can't fit them shits no more.
Yeah, that's true.
You can't watch the polo shit. Yo, the polo shit's no like this. Oh, no. Hanes you can't fit them shits no more
Hayes made budget cuts like writers stop using the same
For me the polo shit starts spreading out at the bottom below the titties
Best tank top sacks sacks for Avenue got a really good tank top.
I ain't gonna hold you.
I ain't no ad neither,
but they got a good tank top.
But them polo shit started spreading out
at the bottom.
They do it like a dress.
Stay away from them
Hanes shit, though.
No, them shit is trash.
Them shit's been trash for a minute.
Yo, that cotton shrink up
like motherfucking plastic.
Oh, and when I was down south,
I drove by a cotton field
that was fucked up white people.
White people. Yo, I got a good you know, we're in New York
I see I see one of them. She's the real house like the whites
That work was never gonna be done did you park and it was mad stuff
What the fuck was wrong with the white people? Did you park and it was man stuff
What's wrong with you sir, they got the nerve to still be down there put a house there
That is tough work anyway
That's it like community service today. No, no it ain't I mean no community service That's my labor community service try to have me go
Take how to give me the long stick. Clean up the trash
with a little poker?
Clean up the trash
outside of the Newark jail.
And I ain't never even
been in the Newark jail.
Did you do it?
I did it.
I didn't do the last day,
but I think whoever
was overseeing us,
let me get off
some Joe Button shit.
Like, all right,
he came nine days, man.
Wait, you was
Joe Button, buddy?
Hell yeah, nigga.
I was Joe Button as hell.
Famous as hell on the side of the road.
With the little jacket on?
Yes.
With the reflector jacket on?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I told this story up here.
And every time we finished, that was visiting hours for the jail.
So everybody parking told me, look, Joe Bud.
They did that shit with my little orange shit on.
Some of them was cool.
Free to wave.
Free to wave.
Free to wave.
All right.
In other news, Tristan Thompson says that the day after cheating, he always feel bad.
He said disgusted, actually.
Then he cheats again.
Disgusted.
That's what Tristan Thompson said.
That's what he said, man.
So I'm going to ask the dual pod
how y'all feel the day after cheating.
I wouldn't know.
He right?
It depends.
No, he right.
You used to cheat.
Yeah, you'd be right.
You talking about a single day of cheating?
Like, I used to order my cheating bundles.
Get a little stretch of cheating in there.
Yeah, get a few days in there.
Cheat weekend.
Hell yeah.
You used to cheat.
Yo, that ride home used to be long.
You'd be like, yo, I'm a piece of dog shit.
Yo, if you listening out there and you judging us, we're hearkening back to our past.
Of course.
Yeah, no, baby.
Refer to the tag.
They always want to talk
about cheating.
Cheating.
You can tell.
That's why Parks is the only one
married.
Hold on.
I'm married too, nigga.
They would never say that.
Don't check my family.
We have a deal.
That's my family.
No, you're right.
But just saying they don't.
All right.
Not you.
Anyway, Tristan Thompson.
The day after cheating,
it do feel bad. Like, Tristan Thompson. The day after cheating, I do feel bad.
Like, damn, man.
That shit crazy.
I should almost not do that again, but shorty was lit.
I was getting ready to say, how you feel the day after the day after cheating?
Oh, yeah, no, it passes.
It passes.
I'm going to give me some extra cheating.
How long is the hangover?
Just a day?
Yeah.
Okay.
It be fucked up, because that's right when your girl pop up and do
something sweet.
Breakfast in bed?
Yeah,
like something amazing.
You'd be like,
damn,
baby,
I shouldn't have
even fucked
a shorty last night.
If I knew you
was going to be
so amazing,
I wouldn't have
did that.
If I had faith
in you maintaining
this,
I wouldn't do it again.
That's their
cheap radar going up.
I could just see the comments going up we are joking gaslighting at his finest that's why I told we got the tag we every couple minutes y'all just go back to the tag
listen I don't I don't have no remorse for my cheating stories. Everybody I did this shit to, the other side got the upper hand at some point.
They just ain't got a podcast to talk about.
Oh, sure.
All the shit that I was getting off, they learned me in the end.
That's true.
All of the cheat rules skew toward them.
They favor toward them when they really getting their back.
Yeah.
Yeah, I was fucked up out here, man.
Hundreds of thousands.
Yeah, it was bad. Money. He's still mad about them doors. done when they really get in a bag yeah yeah I was fucked up out here man hundreds of thousands yeah
your door you never get the star for scratch she still got him yes cake and
rake it they so profitable no just and the real estate shit skyrocketed he went and got
ushered a brace
let me go see
how much I actually
lost
how much I lost
for real
that's my man
right there
she got that nigga
buying houses out
in West Buffalo
for now
I call that nigga
what you doing
Wichita
I'm just driving
I'm just driving
five hours away
to buy this house.
Kansas.
Yeah, she changed that nigga's life.
She took all the hot shit.
She got this nigga in town.
I never heard of her.
That's funny, huh?
Gentrifying.
Caldwell.
See, that nigga's a fool.
This nigga's a fool yo
oh man
your cheaters was cheating back
you just say no
they learned me
each and every one of them
each and every one
football player
baseball player
got punched in the face again
I cheated with Keisha
bigger rapper Sean Johnson player. R&B singer. I cheated with Keisha. Bigger rapper.
Bigger singer.
Sports analyst.
Golf niggas.
Stinking ass.
They always pop up with a nigga you wouldn't even think about
that's iller than you. Tiger Woo.
Like, man, how the fuck you into
watching pro wrestling?
Wait, you like F1?
Word. Lois Hamilton
wanted to get your check. They gone.
Who?
Filthy Rick.
Lois Hamilton. Oh yeah, see, I don't have time for that.
Yeah, I know. They do.
Dog, two weeks ago,
I'm watching the clip of Miles Garrett
jump over
the line to block the field goal.
What an amazing athletic player.
And then I was fortunate enough to see the post-game interview with him.
And as he was talking, all I could think of was,
God damn, thank God my bitch don't watch no Browns game.
This nigga is stunning.
That nigga is like some shit out the 300.
Like a Spartan.
And then I bumped into his basketball highlights.
He got busy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I mean.
He's a monster.
He look like he fuck better than me.
Sometimes you can watch a nigga's basketball game.
I could take him.
Oh, yeah.
He's got it. He can take it. Oh, yeah. He's got it.
He can have it, too.
Miles Garrett, I hope he like white girls.
Oh, man.
That should be saving me with the athletes.
Athletes don't even be in my bag.
They like to blow back.
Now you got to worry.
Now Ish got to deal with Miles Garrett.
No, I'm talking.
I hope their eyes still green.
They fading now, buddy.
They fading.
They not as hazel as them old YouTube videos
that's floating around.
It's just as matte hazel.
Granite hazel.
Granite.
Granite.
What's that bullshit he said?
Graphite.
Yeah.
That nigga said they matte.
Yo, you're a fool, son.
All right. Now what you really got to worry about now,
them soccer players.
Yo, they taking it down.
Yeah, they soccer niggas.
You know you never left these four corners?
Nigga inviting you to Italy?
That's a nice part, too.
And him?
Oh, and that ends my private eye.
Yours only domestic? Yours only domestic?
Yours only domestic?
Private eye.
I followed her to the airport.
Look, I followed her to the airport.
It was that airport, though.
Italia at the top.
It was a jet.
I remember the private eye at the top telling me they wasn't in there when I knew they was in there.
That was an awkward conversation really
yeah
he got more money
you ain't doing your job
he spotted the private eye
yo my man
here you go
we not here
why did he do that
big bank take little bank
wait what
the nigga lied for the person
no he didn't lie
he was just wrong
he was wrong
at this particular time block
so from 5 to 7 cause all the lights alright No, he didn't lie. He was just wrong. He was wrong at this particular time block.
So from 5 to 7, because all the lights.
I was about to say AM.
No, 5 to 7.
You know what I mean?
He thought the house was empty.
But it wasn't empty.
Now you knew.
Wait, wait, wait.
So you went on top of the private eye?
He's the private O.
Private J, nigga.
Back in the day, though.
Yeah, yeah, no doubt.
Come on, man.
I don't do that no more.
I got to cancel that subscription.
Them niggas still getting $13.95 a month.
That little app.
I ain't even stalking nobody.
Stupid nigga, man.
What?
I don't like when you do that.
What?
Yo.
Delete that app. I didn't even know
they had a subscription-based thing.
I just did that.
Why?
You put the bug on the phone.
I know,
because you used to just call me,
yo, come run over here with me.
Come run over here with me real quick.
Go sit down here real fast. Yeah, you always want to act like that never happened. Yo, this guy, yo. That's over here with me. Come run over here with me real quick. Go sit out here real fast.
You don't want to act like that never happened.
That's my man. We was stalking our exes.
This nigga will make up some shit.
When y'all see your ex doing something like that,
how does it feel in that moment?
Doing like what? Like if you see her with another
nigga walking in somewhere,
if you see her, if you drive somewhere
and she's outside and she hug another man
or something like that, if you spying on her, how does it feel? Have you ever caught your ex doing
that? Oh, you caught them. Nigga, you hurt. That's why you jaded like that, nigga. Thank
God I have no issues like that, nigga. Nigga, I would have went outside. That's why I love
y'all niggas. Y'all don't fuck up the moment. Y'all sit there, hold it in, and not me. Ow!
Bitch! What the fuck? Yo! Hey! Get in the car! I'll kill y'all nigg, hold it in, and not me. Ow! Bitch! What the fuck?
Yo! Hey! Get in the car!
I'll kill y'all niggas. That's me. I'm going to jail.
I'm going out with a bang, nigga.
You and JR. Nah, JR
not gonna be there. Okay, thank God.
Thank God. Let him stay in the house.
Watch your mouth. What happened?
Let him stay in the house. That's your man. He was just defending
you this week. Thank you.
Thank you. He love Corey. Yeah, but so you saw your girl cheating before. What defending you this week. Thank you. Thank you.
He love Corey.
So you saw your girl cheating before.
What did you do? You just sat there and hugged her?
I was a man of God.
You my nigga. I respect you. Sprayed on it, right?
The hand of God.
Oh, you got out the car and slapped her?
Yo!
In front of the nigga?
Ha!
Pussy ain't gonna do nothing, nigga.
I'll slap her again.
Nobody said any of that. Man, that dude was about to beat me up and squeeze because of you. in front of the nigga? Ha! Pussy ain't gonna do nothing, nigga. I'll slap her again. Ha!
Nobody said any of that.
Man, that dude was about to beat me up and squeeze because of you
when you went to the bathroom
conveniently.
Oh, shit.
Stop playing my man like that.
Yeah, yeah.
Stop playing my man like that.
Wait, you didn't go to the bathroom?
I'm lying?
No, I didn't go to the bathroom.
Oh, you was doing your mayor shit again?
Where you was at?
I walked around the bar, nigga.
And he was over there.
You always walking somewhere.
Yeah, exactly. Don't ever burn
calories.
He was taking a little
stroll. What the nigga said to you, Joe?
He was about to line me up while
he was walking around. Joe line.
You had his back?
Yeah, that's what. Joe
was exaggerating. Joe was just storytelling,
my nigga. I did win Best Storyteller, but what happened? We know. Me and the Joe was exaggerating. Joe was just storytelling, my nigga. I did
win best storyteller, but what happened? We know.
What happened? Me and the nigga had some words.
Okay. That night? Yeah.
Right before he came. So he,
me and nigga had some words. They separated us.
Joe, the nigga
walked around the bar to Joe and said, yo,
can I talk to you real quick?
Joe was like,
no.
That's some Joe shit.
The nigga said, yo, I'm such and such's husband.
Joe said, who the fuck is that?
No.
Like that.
That was it.
No, he was about to lie on me.
He was about to lie on me.
Come on, what else is important out there?
You know what he be trying to do, yo?
What else they need from us?
He be trying to act like we even on the friendship scale.
Because this nigga
that got me put on
depression like 77 times
on his bullshit,
he try even the scale.
No, nigga.
The scale can never be even.
I'm glad you know.
The scale can never be even.
Oh, okay, cool.
I recognize that.
All right, there you go.
You think I'm just
oblivious to shit, right?
Nah, this nigga's on my
I always got him lined up.
Never.
No, the scale can never be even.
I got us in some jam. It's all right,. I always got him lined up. Never. No, the scale can never be even. I got us in some jams.
It's all right, bro.
We got some Grammy nominations.
Do we care?
Yeah.
Is Parks one of them?
No, I'm not up this year.
Do we want to hear any,
do we want rap
or do we want R&B to start?
Start with rap.
All right, let's start with rap.
Album of the year?
Song of the year?
Which one do we want to do?
Album, song.
Albums, Her Loss,
Drake and 21 Savage, Michael, Killer Mike, Heroes and Villains, Metro Boomin,
Nas, King Disease 3, Utopia, Travis Scott.
Killer Mike. I'm on the Killer Mike shit.
Nas and Travis can go get dinner somewhere when that's being announced.
I think that's going to Drake and 21.
They can go get a bite.
Why would you say that?
I'm rooting for Killer Mike.
I'm rooting for Killer Mike.
Whenever they walk to this page,
that nigga's going to hit the back, take a piss.
All right, now this one's kind of crazy.
Best rap song.
This is about the songwriter.
Attention, Doja Cat, Barbie World,
Nicki,
I Spice.
Yo, when have that song's run
going to be over?
Rich Flex,
Drake,
21 Savage,
Scientists and Engineers,
Killer Mike,
and Andre 3000.
And
your favorite song,
favorite rap song,
I Just Wanna Rock.
Best written
rap song.
You're trying to make Joe react now.
What was the words?
Rock, rock, rock, rock.
Yes.
I know.
It's a verse in there.
We looked it up.
It's a verse.
It's a verse in there.
Stop it.
Stop it.
It's a verse.
We found it.
Congratulations to all the nominees.
Absolutely.
Who y'all think will win?
You got to say a prediction.
I think Killer Mike will be performing this year at the Grammys.
You know they make the performers win, so.
I bet Doja wins that one.
They're going to give her something.
They should give her something.
Killer Mike, go ahead and take a phone call.
You can't do that to your friend.
I love that album.
Yo, I'm not dissing nobody.
It's an honor to be nominated.
But if I'm just understanding how the Grammys work,
I think Killer Mike will get one.
I just don't think they're going to give him that one.
How many is he nominated for?
He's up for a rap performance as well with Scientists and Engineers.
I think he'll get one.
Coiler Ray is up there too for Players.
Rich Flex is there again.
Black Dot.
Love Letter.
That's for digital marketing.
Hillbillies.
Kendrick Lamar.
They fired him. They must have fired him. Hillbillies. Kendrick Lamar. They fired it.
They must have fired it.
Stop, I'm having too much fun.
R&B album.
Play is two.
Babyface, Girls Night Out.
Coco Jones, What I Didn't Tell You.
Emily King, Special Occasion.
Jaguar 2, Victoria Monet.
And Clear 2, Soft Life EP, Summer Walker.
Can I just say that I love Emily King?
I just want to say that.
I'm not hitting you with me.
When I was making my rounds as like an 18, 19-year-old rapper,
I was doing underground open mic spots in the village.
And one time I went to Scout,
and there was this white girl there with a guitar named Emily King.
And she blew the doors off of this place.
So much so that I went and copped her EP that she was selling at the time.
And that was the end of my Emily King story.
Until a few years ago, I noticed that Emily King is like popping.
Oh, shit.
And I'm saying, holy shit.
Like, I'm so happy for this woman.
That's what's up.
I am so happy for her.
So shout out to her.
I don't know how that shit sounds now,
but I'm sure she's fire
because you don't lose that type of heat.
Yeah.
She was great.
Progressive R&B album.
This feels like a little bit more our bag.
Black, Since I Have a Lover.
Diddy, Love Album. Nova, Terr. Black, since I have a lover. Diddy, love album.
Nova, Terrace Martin, and Fauntleroy.
Age of Pleasure, Janelle Monae, and S.O.S.
SZA.
Okay.
And what was that category?
Progressive R&B.
I don't really know what that fucking means, but I mean.
That's R&B to gays like.
And progress with. Forget itáe can go get us get us off
something to drink when that's all I don't know head to the bar she's an
award she's a progressive darling and she took that little suit off too.
She took off her tooties.
Happy feet.
She took a lot of tooties. A lot of tooties.
I went to her listening session.
It was real nice.
I came to see her and spoke about it.
So shout out to her.
Yeah, that might work.
Well, Black could go get himself something to drink.
Snickers.
And that's my man.
He just invited all of us to his show in Brooklyn. That's fucked up. And that's my man. He just invited all us to his show
in Brooklyn.
That's fucked up.
I take it back.
I take it back.
I mean,
there's a bunch of other awards
I don't think we care
that deeply about
unless there's something
that y'all...
What's the ones,
what's the big ones, Paul?
Album of the Year
and Song of the Year.
I just want to know
what's nominated.
Let me go up to the top here.
Drake going to get an award.
They don't.
Not really.
They don't be fucking with Drake.
Yo, I think there's a Wayne thing with the Grammys.
And everybody under his tree has been feeling it.
Nicki, Drake.
I've been looking at this for a minute.
Wayne only has one Grammy.
And I think he pissed somebody off over there
and all of them under his tree have felt it.
Oh, best new artist.
I'll hit it real quick.
Gracie Adams, Fred again,
I Spice, Jelly Roll,
Coco Jones is up for that.
Noah Kahn, I don't know.
Victoria Monet and The War and Treaty.
I don't need I Spice to win nothing right now.
You know she gonna win something, right?
A lot of money behind Ice Spice right now.
She's going to win something.
Album of the Year, John Batiste.
I've seen that Lil' Ice can ask way more than I would like.
She's strutting around.
The Record, Boy Genius, Miley Cyrus, Endless Summer Vacation.
It's over, partner.
We're good.
Yeah.
Janelle Monáe is up for Album of the Year.
And SZA is up for Album of the Year. Monáe is up for album of the year and SZA's up for album of the year.
SZA's up for like
nine categories.
Big jersey.
Big jersey.
Go SZA.
And I think she'll
clean up, actually.
I hope she does.
Yeah.
I hope she does.
I'm pretty sure
they'll clean up.
Shout out to the
I think they might
do right by summer
this time.
What's that?
After what happened
last year.
I think they might
do right by summer.
Remember that was
the whole,
I think that might work out for them.
Summer tried to quietly spin the block,
go get her cheating nigga back.
Well, there's been a lot of spinning the block.
We back, yo.
We back.
And he wasn't cheating.
He was helping his cousin with the groceries.
But once he put the groceries up.
He went back home.
Went back home to mama.
That's it.
Come on, give it up.
Love wins.
Love wins. Love wins again.
I like that shit, yo.
See Nelly and Ashanti running around happy as ever.
That's true.
They look so happy.
Spend the block season is here.
Look, Tasha K. Hayden.
You can't change the sauce, my nigga.
Go over to the other nigga, Mike.
And then he ain't.
Sometimes homemade spaghetti sauce.
That's my whole shit.
What did he just say?
A lot of times you be fucking with somebody and then they think that the grass is greener.
On the other side.
You know what I mean?
It rained.
And it's not, right?
It be paint on the grass.
It rained.
You know what I mean?
Shit turn right.
Brown.
Talk to them niggas.
Hop back over the gate.
I'm good.
Talk.
Shut up.
Brother Antoine.
Talk that talk. Shut your ass up. over the gate I'm good talk sometimes they what homemade spaghetti is better than preggle man
They lit flip ass up Wait for what
For what
Don't you
Don't hop
Nigga who was that
Oh man
What all that shit
You was doing
Which one
We ain't gotta say it again
But they tore you
They tore you
And you and Savoy
Had a long week
They tore you up so bad
One of the comments said
You don't know where
Ice you can take the week off
From us hating on you
Oh shit
About what though
The beef
The beef Hey The beef.
Oh, that's y'all.
Ayo.
Hey, you did it.
You did it.
You did it already.
You got to be that shit again.
Why do you cater to the niggas?
It was on your ass.
Hey, them niggas on me.
Like, come on, Joe.
Stop.
Because you're going to edit me out.
Who?
Stop.
Y'all got to stop talking like y'all don't have the same editing privileges that I got.
No, you're going to edit me out when I do your flow.
I'm looking out for you. I don't give a fuck. Oh, yeah. I'll be looking out for you. You know I'll be looking out for you. I have an actual fan base. Not saying y'all don't have the same editing privileges that I got. No, you're going to edit me out when I do your flow. I'm looking out for you.
I don't give a fuck what this is.
Oh, yeah, I'll be looking out for you.
You know I'll be looking out for you.
I have an actual fan base.
Not saying y'all don't.
Damn.
Wait, wait.
No, no.
I take that back.
I have a yo.
Then who doesn't have a fan base?
I'll take it back.
Par me.
What does that mean?
Not anybody in here.
I have a fan base, so my shit outweighs all that shit.
I don't see that.
I don't see it.
Oh, salute.
Oh, all right, salute, salute. I don't see that.
My niggas, yo, Flip, can I turn it up?
That's what I care about.
Your people.
You catering to your people.
And I care about some of the JVP people
because they be fucking with me
and they check me.
Yo, Flip, that was foul.
I like those comments.
The disrespectful ones,
I only answer them because I want to.
Because it's the algorithm.
I think, yeah.
It's a game.
You just be fucking with them.
It's a game.
It's a game. I have a metric system. So. It's a game. You just be fucking with them. It's a game. It's a game.
I have a metric system.
So I just play a game.
And then I stop when I look crazy.
You're playing a game already.
You're playing sorry.
I'm sorry to who?
To who?
They got mad at me
because I put up a post hugging Drake.
It was wilding under my comments.
Yer!
It's a throwback Thursday.
I see how Drake did good.
So wait.
They was going crazy in my comments. Yo, you fucked. I didn't think about that. I didn't think about that. It was Thursday. Yeah. So wait.
They was going crazy in my comments.
Yo, you fucked.
I didn't think about that.
I didn't think about that.
I was telling niggas, suck my dick in the comments.
Y'all niggas is pussy.
I ain't going to do nothing.
Get a petition going.
It's a family show.
Follow me.
I'm just saying what I said in the comments.
It's a family show.
But they was like, you foul, Flip.
How you going to do that poster picture with Drake or hugging Drake?
Because he likes Drake.
I'm like, man, this is old, bro.
My fans was telling me it's old.
And the caption was like,
yo, we still good, right?
Yeah, it was.
Algorithm.
Y'all better leave Savon.
I'll be there now.
Y'all better leave Savon alone out there.
I know that.
They was bullying my guys, man.
It's your fault.
Why?
Savon, take a page out of my book.
Savon and Alex.
Salute.
Keep your head high.
I like their little response to response to response to response pod.
What'd they say?
They cleared some things up.
They said a lot.
Yeah.
They said a lot.
Did they fix it, Parks?
They better leave Savon and Alex.
They didn't mean no harm.
They didn't fix it.
There's no fixing this shit.
They wasn't trying to be malicious.
No, I fixed it.
You can't fix that.
I fixed it, goddammit. There's only one way to fix it. I fixed it right You can't fix that. I fixed it, god damn it.
There's only one way to fix it.
I fixed it right up.
Listen, man.
Leave Saban alone, is what I'm saying.
That's my man.
Parks fucking got the guys.
You's a bad motherfucker.
What did I do?
They said some incorrect shit.
You's a bad motherfucker, though.
They said some incorrect shit.
So? No, but it was the way you was. Fuck that. So what? They said some incorrect shit You's a bad motherfucker though They said some incorrect shit So
Nah but it was the way you was
Fuck that
So what
You went out there and was like
So
You would say
What
You grabbed them
Fuck that man
And saw the bus coming
And was like
Yeah
Fuck yeah
Cause they did that to me first
I threw him back
I swung him around
He misremembered
I swung him around
Yeah Bogs
Fuck that
They tried to throw me in front of the bus,
so I just used the momentum
and swung them back in front of the bus real quick.
I like those guys.
I don't know what you're talking about.
That's it.
I like them guys.
I've been thinking about that secret meeting all week.
I love the psychoness in the Joe Budden universe.
It's a very entertaining universe.
It keeps sprawling out to bigger universes.
It's really pretty impressive. Our shit spilled into every universe. Nah, it. It keeps sprawling out to bigger universes. I love it. It's really pretty impressive.
Our shit spilled into every universe.
Nah, it's dope.
It's dope. I'll be refreshing on YouTube. Come on, what you
niggas got to say about me?
I do the same thing.
Neck and neck.
Neck and neck. So say Vaughn and them was
in the meeting under work and over paid.
Now I'm piecing shit together now.
It's never over. the meeting under work and over pays you can now I'm teasing to go now that mature since you said the park is right but fuck I'm with old boy homeboy said
it's we're never leaving this alone yeah never all right so save all the numbers in
there feeling overworked and underpaid and everybody else in there was feeling overworked
but not parts and overworked and stolen from so imagine that little gumball stirring that around
oh Stirring that around. Throw a little bit, splash a little liquor in there.
Some red wine.
Throw some potatoes, some corn in that bitch.
Oh, they was having a time in there.
You are a superhero. You really love this shit, dude.
You're fucking right I love it.
They had that fucking meeting without the one nigga that could probably help fix some of this shit.
You goddamn right and yeah all you niggas that was present in that mean guard the content of it with your life because I'm better
Keep it a secret
Ever let it leak out y'all better hold them up again. I know I'm never letting it go
That's pretty sure it's all out, so.
Fixed them, fixed them right on.
Fixed their grits?
Cheese and butter.
Fixed it right on.
Y'all want to meet?
Yeah.
Take that shit down the street.
It's not.
Come on, y'all just leave
St. Vodden alone.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh, shit.
Shout out to the guys.
I got to give them
a little something
to the subgenre
podcast podcasters.
I don't like
when they get quiet.
When they get quiet,
that means we ain't
giving them nothing.
When I got...
You just get
something just out.
I be sitting at home
like, nah,
I got to give them
a little something
when I get to work.
You hear me, man?
I'm trying to make
it make sense.
The COE era's
going to end in January.
Don't worry.
Yeah, right.
When I get mature.
It's never ending.
You ain't getting mature in there.
Yeah.
My next year.
Flip's going to come in here with glasses on and shit.
All studious.
Well, good day.
Good day.
Good day, Mark.
Good day, Mark.
Aiso.
Aiso, please.
Please.
Aiso.
Let me hear it. Give it to him. Did y'all just see what he did? Holy shit. Goat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat. Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat.
Boat. Boat. Boat. Bo. Leave Flip alone. See you, we ever.
If I'm, if.
If, if, if, if was a fifth, we'd all be drunk.
But if I'm here, my next year here.
See you, we ever.
I'm going to retire it.
I'm just going to be mature.
I'm going to listen to music.
Sounds lame.
Yeah.
I'll fry your ass up.
Why?
I'll fry you up. That ain't true.
I'm ice on.
No, I thought you were going to mature.
You're not frying people up no more.
I'm going to still fry you up, but I'm going to do things different.
I've been doing some reflecting.
Oh, yeah?
Tell us more.
I've been doing some reflecting.
I had a meeting with Joe this weekend.
My nigga.
I've been doing some reflecting.
I just want to change it a little bit moving forward.
If I have another year, because they all trying to, you know, they're grabbing on your boy
like this, but you know, I'm only going to end up in one place.
They're grabbing on your boy.
I see what you're doing. They're grabbing on your boy. I see what you're doing.
They're grabbing on your boy.
I see what you're doing.
But my next year here, you know,
take what you want with that.
My next year here is a different flip.
Hey, y'all out there that was trying to fucking
DM this nigga about some side payment, it's over.
Also emails, also emails.
It's over.
Also emails.
Locked into the 1080.
I'm going to get mad.
Don't say that.
Don't say that. Why you got to?
I'm going to get mad.
Don't say that, Mark.
Hey, we talked.
Hey, Flip Hive.
Long term relationship.
Hey, might as well get along for years.
Find your little narrative, Mark.
It's a little word in there Called perpetuity
Yeah
Oh shit
This is the life
In the universe
Of all
Which is
Every time he
Every time he says that
They be like
Yo Flip does not have a lawyer
This nigga Flip is an idiot
They be like
Fodder them niggas
Where's his lawyer
I got a lawyer
Yo the narratives
The fans
In the sub genres
Fin are crazy.
They degraded.
Nah, it's looking like I'm...
Look, listen, I'm just going to keep it real.
Keep it real.
You know, I was playing my hand strong.
Playing it strong.
What happened?
Shut up.
Nah, that's hate.
He was cutting space.
He was cutting...
Nigga, I was playing crazy.
I was playing crazy.
And it's not until I spoke to Corey.
Corey put me to the side like, yo, and I said this on my live.
He said, yo, you think the niggas is trying to holler at you because they really fuck with you, Flip?
Or they just trying to disrupt some shit Joe got going on?
I had to think.
I said, damn.
I said, damn, I had to do some outlandish shit if I go on another platform.
Then my uncles and them calling me.
Man, I decided, man, you know.
One more year, make no one more year
me one more year
I'm happy for you bro
I'm happy for us
word word
this one's for us
read it again
I want
one more year
it was two ones there
don't say read I tweeted again
read the terms
I don't want to go through this
the one twice over the new eleven
just read it
get with your team
I want it to one more year it might have looked like a zero a couple of years ago Read it again. Read the terms. I don't want to go through this. The one twice over the new 11. Get with your team.
I want it to a one more year.
It might have looked like a zero, a copy mistake,
but it was 11 years.
Come on, give it up.
11 more years.
You happy, Ish?
11 more years of flip.
Is you happy?
At what?
That I'll be here for another year.
You happy?
That shit don't got nothing to do with me, man.
You my man.
That's fucked up That's crazy
Don't do that
It got everything to do with you nigga
Flip being here for another year
You're not going all for one
And one for all and shit
One band one sound
That's it all that
I need you for the 11
It's hard to get that nigga for 11
It's hard to get him
It's hard to get him for 11 months
That nigga's tough boy Yeah I'm on your shit It's cool don him 11 months. See? That nigga tough, boy. Yeah.
I'm on your shit.
It's cool.
Don't worry about it.
You're gonna run out of fine black girls to interview with.
And when he done, I'll be right there at the end of the road.
Queens Flint has acknowledged he's been signed for another year.
What does this mean?
Stop being silly, man.
Come on.
Let's talk.
Let's talk. What's going on?
What's going on?
What's happening?
Yo, whoever that is with the email that's emailing all the baddies talking about Joe
Button management, we need you for yada yada.
Stop that shit.
No, that's swag.
That's swag.
I'm kind of lit.
No, stop, though.
They all just texting me.
God respect the scam, yo.
That's kind of lit.
What happened?
Holiday season.
They trying to get their shit off.
Stop it.
Stop scamming the baddies.
What are they offering?
Huh?
What are they offering?
Oh, let me read this bullshit.
Oh, yeah, read it.
This is fun.
We are delighted
to extend an invitation
for you to participate
in our online podcast event
hosted by Joe Budden.
During the podcast session,
we will delve into
aspects of life,
including its challenges
and triumphs,
the joys of pursuing
your passions.
That's a good idea. I need to steal this. Oh, shit. I need to steal this from the scammer. delve into aspects of life, including its challenges and triumphs. The joys of pursuing your passions.
Good idea.
I need to steal this from the scammer.
All right, forget it.
Never mind.
All right, what else?
What else?
They were trying to get them to pay to be on the show, though?
Is that the scam?
They got to pay something.
That's how you scam them.
That's your personal something.
Is General Tso's chicken just mice and rice?
Yeah, come on.
That's not, man.
I thought it was cat food.
Those are some weird little nuggets.
No, General, I see how you did it.
Is General Tso's,
who the fuck is General Tso?
There's no part of the chicken
that's round like that.
Like the little balls.
They make it like that.
They cut it up.
No, but the chicken on the inside,
that don't be the texture of breast meat chicken. I don't that. Like the little balls. They make it like that. They cut it up. No, but the chicken on the inside, that don't be the texture
of breast meat chicken.
I don't care.
I'm with you, but I mean.
General soul.
If it's mice and rice,
y'all don't care.
No, it's good mice and rice.
That marketing.
Unless you ask for white meat.
Mice is good
when you dip it in honey.
Come on, man.
You gotta ask for white meat.
Spicy salt?
Yeah, that little spice.
Add a little MSG to it.
Extra general sauce.
On the rice, too?
Extra sauce, please.
The rice ain't real.
So why we expecting anything else to be real?
Plastic rice.
It told me the rice is plastic.
It is.
The rice is plastic?
Yes.
Nigga set it on fire.
Showed it to me.
The rice is plastic now.
Because if you set it on fire, it wouldn't do that if it was rice.
It melts.
Set it on fire.
Let me do it. Whatever. On the internet, man. No, because if you set it on fire, it wouldn't do that if it was rice. It melts, but no fire. Let me do it, whatever.
I'm the internet man.
No, it is.
Also, I want to say, I want to shout out to Apple.
This is easily the worst phone battery I've ever seen in my life.
For real?
My shit be rocking.
My shit is.
This is the worst phone battery to exist ever.
My shit at 99 right now, and I ain't had it plugged in.
Because this nigga's phone is tapped.
So what happened is they put a bug on his phone
so it drains battery.
This stupid ass
phone, I wake up and unplug this shit
and fucking take a stretch. He said unplug.
That's gross.
2023? I like the plug.
I don't like all that
shit y'all do where y'all sit it on the
power pad.
Hang up
Magic right there. Yeah, I think that's going
Batteries work just for niggas. They don't get bitches
Bigger than get bitches got to reach for a phone with the core
Y'all taking that shit off the wall like a loser as it is fly you. That shit fly. You get bitches? Yeah. Wait, what?
Yeah.
What?
What's up?
Don't from it.
Stop, nigga.
You better stop.
Yours will be here next week.
You have a long night in D.C.
Yours will be here next week.
Why you talking like that?
Yours will be here next week.
Yeah, she don't need to come
to work with me, I don't think.
Yeah, you think that's gonna happen, right?
Right, right.
What's up, birthday weekend?
That's when she start going through the iPad. Oh, shit. I ain't leaving my baby. Yeah, that's gonna happen right right right
My girl go find some shit in that out
The birthday weekend this week
Get up get dressed we gotta up, get dressed. We got to go to work. I'm tired.
We're going to be late.
Me too, but come on. Sleep there.
Couch in the back.
It's this weekend.
Stupid.
I got Lex coming,
so let me take the iPad with me real quick.
Oh, no.
Anytime.
I roof the iPad.
Oh, shit.
Talk about it.
It's not even important.
I'll buy a new one.
It was over for that.
Girls know how to work that shit way better than us, buddy.
They unlock a lot of shit.
They go right to the iPad and find everything I just deleted.
Control-Alt-Delete type shit.
Matching dates up with a click of a button, too.
Like, oh, shit.
All right.
All this trash.
All this shit that was in the trash.
You got to clear that cachet shit.
Oh, March 24th.
Had a wild night.
That's when you told me you was in the bed.
Leave it.
I was like, oh, my God.
Shut up.
Please refer to the tag in the front of the phone.
All jokes.
Indeed.
All.
Hey, yo, real quick.
Y'all heard about Kiki Palmer?
What happened?
Hey, yo, real quick, huh?
I'm saying it's quick.
I don't want to...
Sit in the mail seat
and start acting like Mel.
Real quick,
y'all heard about Kiki Palmer?
That's how you think you did it?
Did you hear about it?
Enlighten us.
True.
Kiki Palmer.
I feel like this is
a production mistake
letting him do it.
You do it, nigga.
Yo, why you doing this?
Stop talking...
See, this is where
we had difficulties
coming to understanding. Take my time. Don't tell trying to see this. This is where this is where we had difficulties coming to understand.
Don't tell me take my time.
We have difficulties happen.
Why you can't say that publicly like you acknowledging that it'll be bad that I introduce a topic
nigga.
I will turn up topic.
I slapped that off your head.
You want to intro this topic?
This I do not.
Smart man flip.
I do that.
Guess what?
Me either.
That's why I introduced it because I was saying guess what
me either
that's why
you introduced it
and said let you talk about it
I don't know what happened
with Kiki Palmer
okay
well we've got ourselves
in a big one
we really have
parts
Kiki Palmer and her
boyfriend husband
whatever
are splitting
and she's
accusing him
of domestic assault
and there are
screenshots from a
home surveillance footage to
back that evidence.
That were stapled to the temporary
restraining order that she filed
as she's also filing for sole
custody of the kids. They're going through the ordeal.
Shit is bad over there.
It's bad. There's proof that he did that?
We can't speak like that, but
there are pictures on the net that appear to be domestic abuse.
Gotcha.
Man, that's fucked up.
It's fucked up.
It's foul.
It is.
I hate that.
I hate to hear it.
Ish, any thoughts?
I feel sorry for the children that are involved in what's going on.
The children.
The children. The children.
This is where we get jammed up.
That's Tommy from...
All right.
Flip, since it was your topic,
you got any thoughts on it?
Yeah, Flip, come on.
Very,
very unfortunate
anytime it comes to
domestic violence
I don't stand with that
and I agree with Ish
I do feel bad for the child
hopefully they can figure it out
and you know what I mean
I hope Usher doesn't get blamed for this
other than that
salute
okay
well said
thank you
that's good
Park you got thoughts too?
I have thoughts and prayers
I think I've
I have thoughts and prayers
thoughts and prayers
got you
and if he's
a domestic
abuser
clench your teeth
you was doing it
clench it
it's so tough to be a podcaster
because this is a
serious subject
but it's a lot
of mess involved
like the mom done got involved
The brother got involved and I saw that in a tweet and delete said that
More will be revealed and we'll find out that the other side was abusive then the pictures leaked and then if this is a and now
And now the X is talking. There's an X
and now the X is talking.
There's an X.
His X.
X is now in the Insta story with the popcorn,
and it's becoming just like a spectacle now.
And I don't want the spectacle part to take away from the seriousness of the matter.
And I'll wait until Mel gets back.
We can really.
There you go.
Yeah.
There you go.
Every time somebody take a pot off, they should prove their value.
We need, we need.
Yeah, come on.
Come on, big man.
Yeah.
Come on, come on home.
We should have called her in.
But why?
We won't call her.
But why we feel like that?
Whatever he did was fucked up.
Why we feel like we've got to be so tight-lipped about it?
It's sensitive.
It's accusations at this point.
So you don't want to throw the dude under the bus, but he might be a dirtbag.
So maybe we do want to throw him under the bus.
And then you don't want to not believe the victim.
Right.
It's just a lot that we don't know. So when you start speaking, you just got to wait
and let all information play out.
We've learned quite a few times
about speaking early.
Either way.
Either way.
That part.
We've learned a lot.
We always speak early wrong.
We speak early and be wrong as hell.
I'd be on the wrong side.
And it should be quick too.
Like tomorrow,
there'll be more information.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We sound dumb as hell.
By the time we're done recording,
there'll be new information
and we sound dumb as hell.
And the most important part
is once we speak,
they don't pay attention
to the tag.
No.
So let's just
wait for more information.
Hey, homeboy though,
you can't,
because the report,
and we don't know,
but the report says
that he broke in
without consent
in a home that wasn't his.
I know you can't do that.
No.
No.
Now, I've also tried
that move back in the day.
Like busting in some shit.
Fucking.
You kick the door down
or you just open it?
No, I was trying to.
Stupid ass fire escape
was mad high.
I'm the king of the screwdriver.
That's a crime.
It is.
But it's all in the past.
So.
Please refer to the tag
as beginning.
Past crimes.
Thoughts and prayers yeah
thoughts and prayers
and hey
whoever that is
that live here
can you tell them
we recording
I'm joking man
I'm just
nah that's Keno Duller
being loud
oh okay okay okay
what else
what else
what else
what else is going on
y'all hear the latest
in the Young Thug Rico case?
No.
They're not.
So we know they've been trying to use lyrics in court for a while.
And the judge disagreed to actually allow it.
In this particular instance.
In this particular instance.
Based on what?
They had like a sheet of lyrics that they're planning to use.
And the judge did not exclude this.
Said they're going to allow him to use it.
It looks like it hurts the case a lot more.
Things were looking up for a minute.
There was a video that went viral.
I hate saying shit went viral.
But there was a video that went out and it showed the judge actually scolding the prosecution for withholding evidence from the defense.
But they were saying they were kind of holding it because out of protection for people.
Gotcha.
The judge is like, look, this is ridiculous.
And if they don't have this information by a certain date, there's another trial coming up.
That way they have to explain why they held it.
by a certain date there's another trial coming up that way they have to explain why they held it and the judge is telling them if y'all don't have a explanation that is acceptable by the court
it's getting tossed this is ridiculous so things were starting to look up and then now
they come back and say they're going to allow these lyrics to be used as evidence
which has been a big thing in hip-hop particularly about um you know lyrics being how long has this trial been the
trial didn't start yet like they've been picking jury for months they just got the jury picked
maybe a week ago i think the trial is predicted to start november 20 something in that range oh
so soon yeah it's starting soon and it's expected it's recall case. There's a lot of defendants.
This trial's expected to last for a while.
But I just wanted to get y'all thoughts on the lyrics being used in court part.
Hopefully, they didn't outline detail for detail.
Like, remember when we first came on the pod, some of the songs that Ice would bring in?
They would be like, yeah, caught him by the stoplight, seeing him crawling.
And then if that was the details.
You got a real 80s flow.
No, but if it matched. That was crazy.
He was an idiot, yo.
Caught him at the light.
That's what they would say.
I see him crawling.
Why you flow so choppy? but if that's what happened and that's how somebody passed away i just think you're an
idiot for putting that in your songs what one line in particular that was mentioned a lot
wasn't involving his beef with yf and lucy yfN Lucci's mother had gotten shot at. The thug lyric says,
45 pulled a hole in his heart.
Better not play with me.
Kill or stay with me.
I shot at his mommy.
Now he no longer mention me.
Oh, come on.
Co-ink, e-dink.
So that's one of the ones
that they're trying to pull in like,
nigga, you know how many mamas
got shot at?
Circumstantial.
Can you claim a ghostwriter
in this instance
I would
like I jokingly
said it
on Twitter
I was just like
yo Yana
my client used a ghostwriter
he ain't write none of this
yeah
did he use a ghost shooter
probably
the writing part
is not
well no
cause if that's the evidence
and I ain't write it.
You're going down, buddy.
You're going down.
And they're nearly around.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers, yeah.
Thoughts and prayers.
Ain't one of those things where I'm going to get to talking and no, no.
Free thug, shout out to him.
And whatever I think is up here.
Here's this little nifty trick I learned for 2024
I don't have to say everything
not at all
I'ma say this
I'm rooting for everybody black
whatever Tyler Perry would say
put it right here
insert here
I'ma say this part
that was crazy
I'm going to say this part. And this ain't about, that was crazy. That was nuts.
Wait, what did you say?
I'm not repeating it.
Rappers,
they are using your lyrics.
It's not a parody,
you're content, deal.
I said insert here,
but I forgot.
He'll get real creative
with the content.
Hey, you know what?
I changed my mind
on what I said earlier.
That nigga would sign you
fast
you see
nigga stop playing with me man
holy shit would you sign the sign of Perry's content
house
I'm asking you please
it'll all be in the house though
yeah
what's that
trapped in the closet would you sign up this content closet
you would do and you play a character you put on different
clothes changes
that nigga make you a star
you be Nick Cannon
no I wouldn't do that
oh shit
this fucking hat got you acting a fool
got you just saying random shit
no I would not
sign to Tyler's Perry closet deal that you're just saying random shit. No, I would not.
Sign to Tyler's Perry closet deal.
Okay?
No.
You would not be doing
Trapped in a Closet
remake.
What if you're not trapped?
You can get out.
You can get out.
What if Donabuy know?
It's a secret.
It's a secret.
It's a secret closet.
I think it's an insult.
All right.
Stop, please.
Stop insulting Tyler Perry. His platform is it's an insult. All right. You're going to run off. Stop, please. Stop insulting Tyler Perry.
His platform is too big for that.
Holy shit.
Well, yeah, like I was saying, rappers, they use your lyrics.
That's all.
Just try to be mindful.
We knew that already, though.
Yeah, but they're really using your lyrics to fry y'all.
And if you rent a car, they store you to info.
All right.
All right. All right.
And a credit card on the file.
It's a video.
Who signed the number?
Get cameras all over it.
I'm going to Alamo.
That'll got me.
Alamo at the airport.
Yeah, no, I want the men to be right
but I mean
come on man
just
throwing some prayers
for everybody
what else
what else
do they not need
my opinion on
on things
I need Mel
to get back
men just act
better
we do
we do
yeah
we ain't right
with you
every time Mel
miss we
fuck it up.
Something bad happens.
And it's something we really need her for, too.
We go completely left.
Any day she take off, Jonathan Major's
story can break.
It's like, oh shit.
Help.
They're taunting us with the ghost
of Jonathan Major.
That's what they doing.
Holy shit.
I'm stupid, son.
I'm back to Dark Side of Comedy.
Episode 2, Sam
Kennison.
Sam Kennison was on
some bullshit.
Bullshit.
You can't do nothing.
These niggas are crazy. You can't say nothing. These niggas are crazy.
You can't say none of that shit.
What did he do?
I ain't saying it.
I ain't saying it, but he had a five, again, five-year run.
A five-year run where he just took off.
He did, who's the comedian that everybody fucking loves?
The old white guy.
Johnny Carson. No, no, the older. He was raw? The old white guy. Johnny Carson.
No, no.
The older.
He was raw.
Oh, Carlin.
No.
Who is?
I'm trash.
Who is?
No, he was way older and just, I don't remember.
We'll figure it out.
Wasn't Belushi?
No, it wasn't Belushi.
Eddie Murphy just had a clip talking about him where Eddie Murphy went to a comedy club and he performed and such-and-such was there this older
legend that as soon as brought thank you no respect yes Rodney Dangerfield so
anyway Sam Kinison long story less long Sam
Kinison performs at Rodney Dangerfield Club or TV show which highlighted up
coming club yeah up-and up and coming comedians.
And then he took off.
He did Say Your Name Live.
He did all the late night shows, Carson, blah, blah, blah.
And as soon as he took off,
he started wiling.
He started saying some wild shit.
In the content, he was wiling.
Or was he wiling outside the content?
No, he was wiling in the content.
Like racy shit?
In the content.
And behind the scenes, you know,
it was drugs and those types of parties and yada yada yada and he dies in a horrific car accident
And then right after that Joan Rivers comes on I
Ain't no Joan Rivers was right there and it started in the village or wherever she liked. I didn't know she ran around
She started in the village like over there what we don't village on the ground West walk but I didn't know them a lot of shit started down there
anyway that dark side of college shit is fire it's fire that's all I'm saying
what else what else what else you know who else they doing this season well
shit they already know was all Robin Williams was one and you said Sam
Kennison's number two. And then Joan Rivers.
Oh, okay.
And then Carlos somebody that people was tweeting me.
You got to watch the Carlos episode.
Real good.
Anyway, come on.
What else?
What else?
What else?
I heard Tommy is actually good this season, but enough of that. I heard that.
I can't watch it.
Yeah, y'all go ahead.
Yeah, y'all got it.
I'm not checking it out.
I heard it was real good.
I'm not checking it out.
Yeah, y'all have fun.
Nope.
Every time I fell for that one. Not doing it.all got it. I'm not checking it out. I heard it was real good. I'm not checking it out. Yeah, y'all have fun. Nope. Every time I fell for that one.
Not doing it.
Not doing it.
Here's a question for y'all.
It's been better than last season.
I would not know.
I don't care.
We've already spent too much time on it.
Here's a question for y'all.
Who has the best verse on Lovers and Friends?
Who's on there?
Luda.
Usher. Usher. Lil Jon? Luda. Usher.
Usher.
Lil Jon.
Luda.
Sometimes I want to be your love.
Sometimes I want to be your friend.
I was going to ask, who has the best verse and why is it Lil Jon?
I was going to say Lil Jon.
Ludacris can't fuck with Lil Jon on that record.
I've been waiting for a long time.
Shawty.
That's it. That's it. I don't know. That record ain't that record. I've been waiting for a long time. Shorty. I don't know, bro.
That's it.
That's it.
I don't know.
That record ain't that record.
I'm not talking about rapping like a Bill Bars.
You know, I'm talking about just who works it.
He is nothing but a friend to me.
Friend to me.
Shorty.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, mm.
Shorty.
The verse is so dope, you don't know the words.
Mm, mm, mm, mm.
If it's on, I would know every word of it.
Stop.
Lil Jon had the best verse. We'll have to stay there. That's fine. If it's on, I would know every word of it. Stop. Lil Jon had the best words.
We'll have to stay there.
That's fine.
Come on,
what else is burning a hole in your heart?
Pause.
Oh, shit.
Alleyoop off the backboard
right to ice.
How could I forget?
Oh, wait a minute.
Speaking of alleyoops
off the backboard.
What Apple did.
If you have,
if you have not
gotten a chance
to purchase
your Washington Wizards
tickets to see Jordan Poole live, please, before you check out, that should be on your bucket list.
He going crazy?
High class entertainment. Jordan Poole is the most entertaining player in the league by far.
What's he doing?
He's doing the Steph Curry turnaround and missing in front of the other team bench.
He threw it off the backboard so his man could dunk it when they was down 27.
Like, he's the man, yo.
Yeah, they're having a blast.
They don't give a fuck about nothing.
Oh, wait.
Then he tried to cross up Porzingis of all people.
He tried to just casually bring it down, hit him with a ha ha ha,
and do a lazy step back three.
And then Porzingis said,
that shit the fuck?
Yo, Jordan Poole,
prime time entertainment.
But back to Ice,
our resident Frank Ocean analyzer.
That's true.
We have a new snippet
from Frank Ocean,
the man himself.
I haven't heard this one. No one here has heard it but me snippet from Frank Ocean the man himself. I've heard a legend
No one here has heard it but me the legend Frank Ocean. I watch your mouth. I just wanted to make sure he was clear
Yeah, watch your mouth. Mm-hmm. I stand on that like to hear it
Here go
You think to me by the sausage, but they were educated guesses
That's why he's many a buck. I see all your size
Harvesting tangled in barbed wires
Don't play my job with that shit background
If I hide I'll show my no-fickin' feelings Don't play my drop with that shit
You don't call background little reflections back from me
Oh yeah, we got boundaries
Options, good and in between is all or none
They can choose and we both got options
Disinfections, narcotic, oh
You're a savage, I'm a bitch, I want extra
Hey, yo, stop please
You dead ass
No, no, no. Let it play.
Maybe it's going to get good at some point.
The fuck is that, bro?
What the fuck was that shit, Joe?
No, please stop.
Stop.
What the fuck is that?
Let me hear y'all. No, no, no, no is that? Let me hear y'all.
No, no, no, no, no.
Let me hear y'all.
I think what he was trying to say in the record.
Yeah, let me hear this.
Come on.
No, no, no, no.
It was really an analysis of relationships, right?
Facts, facts.
When you're really going through it and I don't know what the fuck he was saying.
He was rambling. He just rambled. That's some incoherent bullshit right here. And y'all know it. fuck he was saying. He was rambling.
He just rambled.
That's some incoherent bullshit right here.
And y'all know it.
That shit sound like it's playing in reverse.
Word.
It's like a subliminal message or something.
Yeah.
I'm clear.
Y'all niggas just don't get no pussy.
Hey, you don't.
I don't get no pussy.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
No pussy.
You're right. You're right. You got to get some pussy, You right, you right. No pussy. You right, you right.
You got to get some pussy, dog.
So you understand it?
Come on.
Yo, you play.
Yo, don't do that to my man.
In front of your girl, that's how you play with her.
Hey, yo.
Yo.
See?
All right.
I'm cool with the jokes when it's me and you in front of your lady.
Yo, niggas been shooting
yo
niggas can't victim like me
niggas can't victim like me
let's go to one of the people
that can't
that was a good one
yeah y'all better lay up
off Savon and Alex too
they said what the fuck
they said nigga
fuck outta here nigga I going to start shooting back
at niggas for my guys. Are you?
Nah.
Stop faking, nigga.
I just like the insanity
in the multiverse. That's all.
Leave my guy alone or it's going to
make me get back out on the street. Part two coming soon.
Part two coming soon
that I need to know. You going to go back?
Yeah, there's some more shit they need to know
they need to know
a few things
come on
yeah what's up
what's up
but Park
you're the music guy
I didn't know
what the fuck was happening
in that little clip
that he just played
and I don't really have
no insight as to
what the thought process was
that shit was horrible
it's the same
Transformers language
stupid shit so y'all didn't like it no no y'all can't appreciate First Transformers language.
Stupid shit.
So y'all didn't like it?
No.
No.
Y'all can't appreciate nothing artistic about it?
No.
I like the synth sound, I guess.
No.
I'm going to answer you.
Y'all don't think this could be
a small part of a greater piece?
It could be.
Can I tell you what I think?
Please.
And I'm going to respect it.
And let me start with respect.
When you get enough fans where you can just do any bullshit and they still going to call
it amazing, it just make you just want to bullshit.
That may be just a bridge.
Bridge to what?
Nowhere?
At least get you a blow up, Bussy and T.L.
You ain't got to get some real shit.
You ain't got to step all the way on the lead.
Blow it up.
Pump, pump, pump. Yo, Joe. Pump, pump, pump. you ain't got to get some real shit you ain't got to step all the way on the lead blow it up yo hey joe
why why stop man that was the worst use of just
that shit was bad yo that's disgusting a blow up bussy
she might sound different. What? No. Yo, I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
Some nigga's spinning him.
Nigga's having his way with Frank.
I didn't think Frank had the upper hand in the relationship.
Pause.
Yo, you say he had that snap?
Yeah, that snap right to Frank from.
The wedding?
I don't want to talk about this.
Bend over, nigga.
No, we can't. What the fuck did you talk about? Yeah, I like that slap. at the wedding bend over nigga novocaine
what the fuck
did you talk about
yeah I like that slap
y'all nasty as shit man
novocaine
give me some of that pyramid
alright come on
cocaine for breakfast
ayyy
yikes
come on man stop yo we immature man stop yeah it's a dude cast man Come on. Cocaine for breakfast. Hey. Yikes.
Come on, man.
Stop.
Yo, we immature, man. Stop.
Yeah, it's a dude cast, man.
Mel, come back.
Refer to the tag at the beginning of the pod.
We miss you, Mel.
Frank, I ain't going to say nothing bad about the song, about the snippet.
I ain't.
I'm sure that you got.
It was just a demo.
I'm sure you got some artistic shit coming.
I should have demoed it.
Oh, good.
There she goes.
Good.
Good bars.
You can't do that no more after that choppy-ass flow, 80s flow you had. What was that flow you did? That's why I don't get demoed it. Oh, good. There she goes. Good. You can't do that no more after that choppy-ass flow,
80s flow you had.
What was that flow you did?
That's what I was getting paid for.
Give it to him again.
I forgot.
I'm about to like.
Crawling.
Sounds like Kumo D.
That flow was ass.
That flow was ass.
How many sock drills you got?
I don't know. Four. You got to walk in sock drills you got?
Four.
You got to walk in socks.
Shut up.
Now never mind.
Now never mind.
Four or five.
Now you want to walk in socks. Four or five of just socks?
He's getting a lot of money, nigga.
And he got socks with buttons on them.
He do.
He got socks with buttons.
I ain't never seen no shit like that before in my life.
I tried to Google that shit.
You got to respect it.
I've seen a lot of socks.
Then they got socks with buttons.
Only him trying to flex four or five socks.
You asked me a question. I was thinking. They got... Yeah, but the answer to to flex four or five socks. You asked me a question.
I was thinking.
Yeah, but the answer to it.
Are they like corduroy?
Last week you said.
All the white ones over here.
I tried to.
I don't.
You look like you got an armoire.
You got an armoire?
Yeah.
I thought so.
Shout out to the niggas with armoires.
How many sock drawers y'all got?
That's some old school shit
man
no I'm not
stop
I have two
you can't fit all your socks
in two drawers
I stuff them in
they filled to the
I'm taking pictures
yeah I believe you
you have to do that
and I do got an extra junk drawer
just at the bottom
chilling
I could make a third
and I got them shits
from the container store
the shits
put the Tupperware
on top of your
I got the sock Tupperware on top of your...
I got the sock Tupperware.
Like the diagonal shit where you stuff the sock
in the... It's some loser shit.
It is. It is. I'm a loser.
Fam, you can't...
And I bought them little wood pieces that's supposed to...
Supposed to what?
Container store is getting some shit off.
They getting that money.
They getting some shit off. The little wood pieces. That was Bed hell. They getting some shit off. What? The little wood pieces.
That was Bed Bath & Beyond, whoever that scam was.
I'm going to go get the sneaker boxes.
Them shit's high as giraffe coochie, yo.
Sneakers up.
I just ordered some more of those.
I got shit.
It's terrible.
96 now.
The sneaker boxes?
Running out of room.
That would be your bestiality bag, a giraffe.
What?
Yo.
This nigga wouldn't want to do something exotic.
Nah, it's like a gazelle
or some shit.
You need to have fun
climbing that tree.
Yo, only your mind
even goes there, yo.
Disgusting.
That's not true.
To what animal
a nigga want to pop?
That's a porn tab.
Well, it's illegal.
That's illegal.
I can't watch that.
On the dark web.
You got a VPN? Only you would know. On the dark web. You got a VPN? I don't know about that, bro. Yeah, I's illegal. That's illegal. You can't watch that video. On the dark web. You got a VPN?
Only you would know.
Dark web.
You got a VPN?
I don't know about that, bro.
Yeah, I'm cool.
I don't be on the dark web.
Stop.
Don't try to get me indicted.
FBI is listening to this shit.
Don't ask how I know.
You snitching?
To say they listening?
No, I'm saying how you know.
I've met FBI fans when we was on tour back in the day.
No, I seen a few of them niggas in the street.
Sorry about that wet floor.
Hey, watch your mouth, FBI.
Sorry for the wet floor.
What else is important?
Lori Harvey.
Who could have saw this coming?
Shit, man. Fuck. I thought this was it. Lori Harvey oh man who could have saw this coming damn shit man
fuck
damn Lori
thought this was it
not again
I never saw this coming
man I thought
they just looked like
it would work
yeah
him too
oh shit
what you mean
he not working
snowfall finale
wrapped up
oh shit
I've seen one
little trailer
some other movie
go ahead and hit
Tubi nigga
take your little ass
right on back to London
that is gonna come
with a downgrade
in the women
but
you know what I mean
get the shit off
go be like gravy
he running it up
over there
I heard
I heard.
I heard.
I'm about to take a page right out of his book. It's at least.
Don't tell me no more because they're going to say I'm biting.
I want to act like I thought of it on my own.
I'm going to be a Tubi star.
They called me a Tubi star, so I think I should be a Tubi star too.
You're a Tubi?
Yeah, but y'all playing around because y'all lack the work ethic and you succumb to your fears.
I'm really going to get out there.
You should be on Tubi going crazy right now.
He should be on Zeus going crazy. Yeah, but you a a newbie I'm good now you're to be newbie shit
going on perspective I'm on shoot are you talking about that funny darko shit Yo, get that nigga flip.
Yo, stop.
Hey, flip.
Got him.
Fry that nigga up, yo.
Yo, funny darko.
If one of us said it, you would have fried us up.
Come on, man.
Don't let him get you like that.
Now, that was funny.
Funny darko.
That shit was funny.
I watch Ali G.
Funny narco.
Man, funny shit.
I watch Ali G.
It's number one.
That's where I got it from.
Yo, I hate when niggas bite off one nigga and name another nigga to throw the crowd off.
Now we talking about Ali G.
The guy from Zach Galifianakis.
Two ferns.
Shut up, nigga.
Yeah, but no.
I'm going to get some shit.
I got some shit working on.
And you know that, though, my nigga.
Look, I'll leave it to himself.
Sean Camp.
Yeah, yeah.
Look at Sean Camp.
He don't need nobody throwing the ball.
I know.
I got some shit coming next year.
Keep me on the lookout.
It's over for all that Daniel Levin shit you be on, nigga.
Why you keep saying that?
It's over for that.
Because you came in here hype.
Now you don't support that nigga no more after you blew up.
I ain't seen that one.
We ain't seen it.
And winter's coming.
It wasn't dead yet.
Winter's coming.
It wasn't dead yet.
Whoever it was, you stopped supporting them once you blew up.
I always blew up.
I ain't seen the Joe's Pizza no more.
Oh.
And Joe's Pizza held you down.
That's my man.
Stop.
That's my man.
I'm telling you.
That's not your man no more?
He is.
I ain't upgrade the new hoodies.
No.
Hey, fuck y'all niggas.
You know what?
Let me just say this real quick.
Why y'all niggas be mad, though?
At what?
Right?
You fucking hating ass, old ass niggas.
Because that guy got fucking spice
and sauce nigga. I get out there
get to the bag and get to it.
Sponsorships, ethicas, whatever. This
old ass nigga that have a thousand
fights and fucking come out of nowhere
looking crazy. Fuck you nigga.
Stupid ass hat. I hate
you nigga.
Start shooting for no reason.
Fuck this nigga.
Yes. From Queens. nigga fuck this nigga from Queens where
big queens doing it for web and it out there for flip jr. my wife what's the strippers name you you don't come to that's my girl
that's my girl
Mo
what's her name
Mac
Mac
shout out to all the Macs out there
Big Macs
Little Macs
Asia
Shorty Mac
yeah
throwing to other people
shout out to the weather ladies
the weather ladies out there
yo why you so hate
I can't wait to find out
the weather tomorrow
know it already.
What's got into you,
son?
I don't want to have to go
away from you.
I will hold that hand
and action inside.
I can't run by myself.
There's nowhere to hide. Don't make me cry. inside we love you You got the little kiss. My star, imagine you there.
Don't walk away from me.
I have nothing, nothing, nothing if I don't have you.
Woo!
Nah, nigga.
You wasn't going to get that off. I'm singing with you, nigga. You wasn't going to get that off.
I'm singing with you, nigga. Mm.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Nah, don't try to key change me, Quincy Jones.
That was the note I wanted. Modulate, dog. Yeah, no, Icy Jones. That was the note. I want it.
Modulate, dog.
Yeah, no, I'm cool.
That's Imani's bag.
I'm going to get you, bro.
Imani going to lay some harms.
What else?
I'm going to get you.
Now, we ain't finished.
Lori Harvey shit. Lori Harvey and Damson.
I can't believe it.
Love loses.
I love the relationships where just a press release goes out.
That's the breakup.
We both letting you know that this ended amicably.
My stupid shit, you just got to keep checking her story.
You see the black page with the white words on it,
and there's a long paragraph.
Yeah, you kind of got to care about yourself
if nobody else will care about you.
Yeah, my breakups be the ones.
Whenever she get in the mood,
all our business about to hit the web.
You got to just pray she keep having good days during the breakup.
This one, publicist, press release, expensive, but gets the job done.
That's it.
Wash your hands.
Salute to Lori Harvey.
Salute to Damson.
Two beautiful people.
I'm sure they both will be fine.
Yeah.
Yeah, she's still fine.
She'll be all right.
I wonder who's next.
That's hate.
To wonder who's next?
That's hate.
Can she make any of us leave our girls?
No.
Smart move.
Yeah.
And on top of that, you be doing a lot of, yo.
Can she make any of us start an argument at least for a weekend?
Who the fuck is gonna answer that
our girls listen to this shit
dumb nigga
and every time
Sade come in
you act crazy
I'm only asking
cause I
somewhere in this broadcast
I've already got myself
in trouble so
I'm just
trying to break
someone else down with you
one weekend argument
Lori Harvey
Lori Harvey
want y'all to just
run over to Martha's
venue real quick
the bomb
some real fast
nobody will know no catch a game from the skybox secret man. Lori Harvey. Lori Harvey wants y'all to just run over to Martha's Vineyard real quick. The bomb is somewhere real fast.
Nobody will know.
No.
Catch a game from the Skybox.
Secret.
No, bro.
Nobody, no.
On a date,
did your girl think
you got the pod?
No.
But I canceled the pod.
Ain't no pod.
We put out an old
unreleased Patreon.
We put out the DJ Cassidy.
What the fuck?
Yo,
make our girls think we at work.
Fuck that shit.
She's about to get sick already.
Look.
Make it sure that we didn't leave the house with that outfit, nigga.
Yo, I really had my girl drop me off to the airport one time.
Oh, shit.
And it was not a flight in sight.
Airport was closed that day.
Yeah, word.
I really had a backpack, walked in, waited until she pulled up,
walked right out, head somewhere.
Real nigga shit, man.
Don't mention no weather ladies around me.
Change the forecast.
Don't leave the weather around me.
She's playing for real.
That's flip daddy.
That's an idiot.
It's fucked up for you, too, because you got real good taste, and they always choose.
Nah.
Hey, why are you talking to me like that?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let me talk to you real quick, because I'm going to let you play with me all day.
You see, every time somebody, you know.
No, wait.
No, no, no, no.
Stop talking, nigga.
I'm sorry.
Nah, fuck that.
I'm sorry.
First of all, I take back my contract.
Fuck you, nigga.
I'm not resigning.
Second of all, I told you about that. Stop playing with me. That's my contract. Talk, fuck you, nigga. I'm not resigning. Second of all, I told you about that.
Stop playing with me.
That's my bad.
Stop playing with me, nigga.
Every time.
That was wrong.
No, I'm not done.
Every time Lady Button's coming, you start to get a little antsy and jittery and want
to take all your anger out on us, nigga.
Stop.
Fuck you and your jokes.
Go crack a joke over there, nigga.
Take that stupid Kango hat off, nigga.
Take that shades off.
Get back in your bag when you got fucked up.
Wrap your hand and wake up.
Whatever was said in that meeting, you better tuck it tight.
See, look.
He be wildin'.
Hey, you better hold that shit deep in your soul.
Don't let Joe find out.
Or what?
I might stand with him, but or what?
I don't know. Nigga, I'm? I might stand with him. Or what? I don't know.
I'm feeling real oppish this year.
I got to see.
You going to fire the couch again?
I got to see.
Maybe.
Another thing.
But you don't acknowledge the real shit they be talking about.
I ain't going to say it.
Oh, man.
What real shit?
Hold on.
Let's go.
Turn it up.
Docket.
This, this, this.
What about it? This. The shit they was making, nigga. Acknowledge that. Yeah, you don't gonna say it. Oh, man. What real shit? Hold up. Let's go turn it up. Docket. This, this, this. What about it?
This.
The shit they was making, nigga.
Acknowledge that.
Yeah, you want to talk about that?
Oh, nigga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I got him.
Yeah, yeah.
Iso, Iso.
You want to talk about that?
Iso, Iso, Iso, Iso.
You want to talk about that?
Yeah.
See, we just confident enough in what we do that we don't have to fall for the trap.
But you don't acknowledge that, nigga.
Acknowledge that.
Wait, you think?
Yeah, I was giving niggas bread.
Niggas was eating good over here.
I might have meant that.
Acknowledge real shit, nigga.
Fuck out of here, cracker jokes.
Don't try to divert nothing.
Knowledge the real.
Yeah, yeah, laugh.
Yeah, let's move on.
Let's move on.
I love Flip, man.
I love Flip, yo.
I love Flip.
Flip is the greatest.
I did the math.
I know.
Sorry.
Sorry.
No.
Wait, what?
This time's 12?
Oh, shit.
Them niggas is in.
I caught a headache.
I had to pull over.
He got me.
I caught a headache.
Don't touch me.
I said, them niggas is in.
And still said all that about me.
Look, that's the part everybody get quiet for.
That's true.
I can't respond to that.
Well, I can't say no to that.
Hey, whatever they said in that meeting.
But you know already, because I snitched, right?
Come on.
Yeah, fuck you too, Park.
Fuck you too for putting the heat on Savon and Alex.
I didn't put the heat on them.
And yeah, I misremembered, nigga. Yeah, you did. I did. You did. Both of you did. I fucked it too for putting the heat on Savon and Alex. I didn't put the heat on them. And yeah, I misremembered, nigga.
Yeah, you did.
I did.
You did.
Both of you did.
I fucked it up for you.
And that's why I fired on them.
I fired.
That's why I fired on them.
No, I did misremember.
I did misremember.
Them niggas came back on the block.
I did.
I was wrong for that.
Them niggas' tones was different.
I was wrong.
Who the fuck remember what happened three years ago?
They came back cocky.
I like those guys.
I like that. Parks didn't tell. Parks told Ian. Ian told me. Yes what Joe remember what happened three years ago. They came back cocky. I like those guys.
I like that.
Parks didn't tell.
Parks told Ian.
Ian told me.
Yes. That's what happened.
And Parks told Ian.
Don't tell Joe.
Don't tell Joe.
I mean,
that's stupid.
Stupid.
Why would that work?
Don't tell Joe.
Well, it wasn't
don't tell Joe.
Let's figure out a way
to bring this to Joe's attention
without it blowing up like a fucking pipe bomb.
Let's find a way to fire everybody that was there
but Parks and Erickson.
How about that?
That'll fix it.
All right?
No, the game was with us for a while.
Oh, please.
Fuck that.
You went crazy.
I heard you went crazy.
No, I'm talking shit right now.
He's talking shit.
No, I'm talking shit.
He's doing this for the pods.
The pods pods.
Yeah, that's it. No, I am. Let him do some shit for the pods pods, man. Yeah, I'm talking shit. He's doing this for the pods. The pods pods. Yeah, that's it.
Nice, man.
No, I am.
Let him do some shit for the pods pods, man.
Yeah, I'm doing it for the-
We're doing it for the multiverse.
I'm talking shit right now.
It's for the multiverse.
Don't you jump in, because you be talking shit.
You wasn't there.
Let me do it.
Let me do it.
Let me do it.
You're going to get in trouble again.
I didn't get in trouble.
Yo, stop saying that.
Stop catering to them niggas.
I didn't get in trouble.
I stand on my own.
And I stand with them, so jump.
I'm a lone wolf. And I stand with him, so jump. I'm a lone wolf.
And I stand with him,
so jump.
And I stand with
St. Vaughn and Alex.
Nigga, turn up.
Yeah, you a contact nigga.
He loves this shit.
He does.
He really loves this shit.
It's none of my business,
though, for real.
Talk about the real shit.
That's what I want to hear about.
All money talk, nigga.
They was getting money.
They was getting money.
They was getting money.
Can I get some money? You can get money like that,. They was getting money. They was getting money. Can I get some money?
You can get money like that, too, in year eight.
Look, now you want to laugh.
I would never.
Look, tell her.
Yeah, I had to work on my shit once Danny posted.
I said, all right, I know Flip is going to be the one to come back.
Let me work on this for Flip.
Look.
Look at him.
You wrote a script?
Yeah, I can't play around with him.
You rehearsing the mirror?
He gonna come right to me.
Call me in the meeting.
Yeah.
Got this show idea.
Yeah, I bet you do.
Come on.
What's up?
What's up?
What's next?
What's next?
Nothing next.
Idiot, yo.
Ain't nothing next.
That's it.
We went through Lori Harvey.
We did.
We did.
We tackled all the major important issues.
We did.
We went through Frank Ocean. Yo. let me just check my little list again uh let's see
oh no oh no no no no no before we get out of here what is it before we get out of here boy
i gotta let y'all hear this shit i gotta let y'all hear this shit. I got to let y'all hear this. Look at all the skinny girls coming back to the Explore page doing damage.
Yeah, fam, fam, fam.
The skinny, huh?
What?
Oh, Sag, after I ended the strike.
Hey!
That's a quick hit.
That's a quick hit.
Clap it up.
Clap it up.
That's a quick hit.
It is a quick hit until we ask why the musicians won't follow suit.
It's time, yo.
It's time.
Let's put some pressure on them.
Come on. Work stoppage. It's time, yo. It's time. Let's put some pressure on them. Come on.
Work stoppage.
Some of us will starve.
Some of us will die.
But it'll be for the betterment of the people that survive.
Okay.
Good luck with that.
Yeah, that ain't going to work.
Good luck with that, Aki.
You sold that wrong.
We just saw what happened.
Yeah, but you sold that wrong.
It took them a year and a half to make change with streams.
We just gonna eat this shit.
It wasn't even a year and a half.
It was like six months.
Yeah, no,
I think that's crazy.
I think that's crazy.
See the problem with TV, right?
Hey, the musicians don't care.
Guess who else don't care?
The replay value
ain't the same as music.
You guessed it, Joe.
They gonna go back
and listen to some old shit.
They go back
and watch some old shows.
Especially with the streaming. Once they bring the catalog over here
and put it on streaming,
there's some value there.
I'm talking about old music. They ain't got a cave
as soon as the writers.
Can I play an ace joke?
Oh yeah, please.
Oh yeah.
Difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman.
One's a superhero and one's a command.
Oh shit. What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One's a superhero and one's a command.
Oh shit.
That's crazy.
Why is that an issue, you asshole? Because you iron.
No, he said that.
Yeah, that's what it is.
That's good.
I don't want to hide it, but it's cool.
You be ironing.
All right, here we go.
Listen, Adam Silver and them are really trying to find a way
to make us, the viewing customer,
understand what the fuck this mid-season,
end-season NBA tournament is.
They spent a lot of money on their commercials.
That's just...
And here I have for you the Atlanta Hawks commercial
to promote their end-season tournament.
They somehow found it appropriate to mimic OnlyFans and the OnlyFans logo, but they just put Hawks in the middle.
So it's only Hawks fans.
And there's a video of the Hawks mascot rubbing all over himself or herself or theyself in a nice bed with sultry music playing.
And here it is. or herself or they self in a nice bed with sultry music playing and
here it is
only Hawks fans know where the real
action is
only Hawks fans know what they
really want to see
and only Hawks fans know
just where to get
this is when the mascot
Is rubbing on himself
That nigga showed his wet feet
Yeah
Look at you looking
At the mascot's feet
You are
You went right to it
You are a freak
Oh man
This nigga
Only
Only fans
Look they put the hawk sign
With the O's
With the O's With the O's
I don't get
I don't get it
It's just a mess
It's a
It's bad
Yeah
I mean
It's good but
It's bad
It's not good
It's not good
I don't think
It's good for what
They're trying to promote
But
It's not good
For no promotion
It's not good for the NBA
I think it is
I ain't think it was
Cause I laughed
If it was funny Like or if it was witty I would have said so I didn't think it was. Because I laughed. If it was funny,
or if it was witty,
I would have said so.
I don't think that's witty.
It was kind of funny.
No, I don't.
Yeah, it's caca.
That was low effort to me.
How does Carson Wentz
keep getting a job?
He's white.
Oh, all right.
Ta-da.
RG3 ain't been back. Nigga up there with a suit on He's white. Oh, all right. Ta-da. Yeah.
RG3 ain't been back.
Nigga up there with a suit on and some braids.
Carson Winston robbed six, seven teams damn near.
Big money, too.
They got rid of all them beta running quarterbacks.
What? Wait.
What?
Like who? Beta? Yo., RG3, Colin, one more. All the first ones that broke the mold.
Oh yeah. And that's when they put out that shit. Hey, the running quarterback is hurting the game.
We need a guy to stay in the pocket. And then all the running quarterbacks came out and just got big contracts. Now if you ain't a running quarterback, you forget about it. Yeah, exactly.
300 pound nigga running a
4-4. Actually. Trying to take your head
off. You better run. That's exactly what I call
the Giants third string quarterback. The running quarterback.
What's his name?
Danny DeVito. Who knows?
He just be out there running for his life.
He just be out there running for his life.
I'm so happy that, let me not
say that, but the Danny Dimes injury,
I said it to y'all last week.
I am happy that the Giants look like
they are going to lose every game
for the rest of the season.
I am.
I think they'll make a change of quarterback.
That's my sports.
That's my sports.
Caleb Williams is it?
From USC?
USC.
Or Drake May.
There's another one.
Drake May.
Yeah.
UNC.
They say that Caleb kid
Is the truth though
He is
Yeah
That other kid
Don't look too bad either
It ain't gonna help though
Be pessimistic
Be a pessimistic
Yeah if you don't got nobody
To block for him
I wouldn't get you
I mean that's true
That is a big problem
That shit don't matter though
You ain't got no line
It don't matter
Danny Dimes ain't no bum to me
That nigga be out there
Getting his ass beat
Yo
This year, particularly.
And know what?
He's more mobile than most, and he still be getting his ass whipped.
I'd like him to go fill out an application at Wawa.
I would like him to go.
And y'all gave him hella bread.
I would like him to go pick up some Intimins for the guys that were working hard.
Was you happy when they first gave him the bread?
No.
Because there were some Giants fans that was cool with that.
I mean, a starting quarterback's going to get something around what he got,
and it was only, what, a two-year deal?
I don't know what the fuck what it was.
There's a Joe Budden reaction to Danny Dimes being drafted.
That Bleacher Report uses for anything related to Danny Dimes.
My disgust and dismay is well documented.
Glad he got his money, but time to hit the road, Jack.
That's what I have for you guys in sports.
Okay.
Do you guys have?
I'm on a bye week, so chill.
Pause.
Over Zoom.
Over Zoom, yeah.
Over Zoom.
Week in party.
A bye week.
The Dolphins don't play this weekend.
A bye, oh.
B-Y-E.
I thought you was going another way.
No, no, no.
And I support you.
Thank you.
I appreciate the support.
We would support you.
Thank you.
That makes me feel very protected.
Persons.
Indeed.
All right, I don't think I have anything else that's truly important.
Me neither.
Be Simone, Megan, Ashley.
I could do that on Patreon.
He's going to play the music.
Saucy and Ac. I can do that. Patreon. He's going to play the music. Saucy and Ag.
I can do that.
There's Joe Montana overrated.
Of course he is.
Of course.
Of course he is.
Come on, Parks, defend it.
He was nice.
Four chips.
Four chips.
Four chips.
He was nice because he had a motherfucker named Rice.
That whole system.
I mean, it was.
A motherfucker named Walsh.
It's like any other Good quarterback
Team situation
Like one
Probably wouldn't have done it
Without the other
That's what they said about Tom
That's true
And then he went
And joined the super team
You're bugging
Come on
Don't do that part
Is this Bill Belichick's
Last season
That's my
That's my last football question
I think he got two left
Maybe
I think what he may do Is They may ask him to step down behind closed doors privately as GM
because he's not been a very good GM and let him just focus on coaching for a year.
Potentially I could see that happening.
I can't see a situation in which they would fire him or ask him to walk away entirely.
All right, Lakeisha needs our help.
Lakeisha, what up? Lakeisha needs our help. He literally just signed off. Lakeisha, what up?
Lakeisha needs our assistance.
Also, I was able to speak to Shanti
about that last part of the show.
She said he's a stalker.
Please don't allow him on the airwaves or anywhere near her.
Please don't tell her anything about him.
Oh.
Tell him anything about her, you mean?
Yeah.
We kind of guessed he was a stalker. Stop stalking her, man. Didn't he say something like I was emailing her, you mean? Yeah. We kind of guessed he was a stalker.
Stop stalking her, man.
Didn't he say something like I was emailing her and all that?
Yeah, he used a word different from stalking, like emailing.
He's trying to keep in touch with you.
He clearly did not want me to try to keep in touch.
Once the courtship hits the email, it's stalking.
Yeah, if you have to email your girl, it's not good.
All right, Lakeisha says,
she didn't even say hi,
she got right to it.
I met this guy and fell head over heels.
He keeps talking about
possibly moving in together,
but he has two dogs
and I'm terrified of dogs.
I was mauled as a child
when somebody had to kill the dog
to get him off me.
Jesus.
I expressed all this to him,
but of course,
every time I go over his place
He tries to bring them out
And show me that they're harmless
Oh that's like me and issues
To do with Brooklyn
Did you get over your
Did you get over your fear of dogs
I'm not scared of dogs
It was Brooklyn
It wasn't dogs
It was just that dog
Brooklyn was scary
But Brooklyn was
Dog was bipolar my nigga
What you talking about
Trigger warning they are bipolar listeners
all right man come on man the dog was people have been trying this my whole life and I don't think
he understands my trauma he keeps telling me he'll get rid of them but I don't want him holding that
over my head as I felt he already hinted around at what he
would do for me in an argument.
Should I just break this off now?
Ah, Lakeisha, you've come
to the right place.
Just waited out for about ten years
for the dogs to die.
Pogs, what?
Yo!
What else you supposed to do? You can't make the guy
get rid of the dogs.
It sounds like she's
Giving herself no other option
Because he said
He would get rid of the dogs
But she's like
I don't want you to do that
True
You shouldn't do that
Alright
So if you don't want me
To get rid of the dogs
And you can't move in
With the dogs
You can be together
And not live together
That is true
But then you can't
Visit my crib
Yeah She she talking about
Even when she visits the crib
He's bringing the dogs out
Well he should go to her house
She must got some good pussy
If you talking about
Getting rid of his dogs
Yeah word
Getting rid of his dogs
I'm not getting rid of my dogs
Or cats
She got some heat
Man this is neat
Uh Lakeisha, I think...
These niggas will leave their kids
and go across country for some bucks.
You think this nigga can't buy a fight on them?
Is you crazy, nigga?
What the fuck is you talking about?
What?
Man, Lakeisha got that snapper.
Back, nigga.
It's out of here.
Fuck them dogs.
He might victim them dogs, man.
What are you talking about?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, man.
Keisha, I hope we were able to help you through here.
I hope we were able to help you through your problems.
Hey, Keisha.
Keisha not the one with the problems.
Hey, Keisha, just keep doing what you're doing, girl.
Keep putting that fire on him.
He going to make it work.
Yeah.
Get a big kennel in the backyard or something.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He make a dog.
Outdoor dog.
Dog house.
That nigga going to say, what dog?
That nigga had a dog condo back there.
He good.
Hit us back if it doesn't work out.
If you happen to leave that dog owner, hit us back and let us know.
Okay.
I don't think I have anything else that's near and dear to my heart that I need to get out there to a viewing audience.
I do want to take this time to say happy birthday to my baby.
Happy birthday, Sean.
I love you.
Happy birthday, Sean.
I look forward to an amazing birthday weekend together.
Your birthday is my birthday, part two.
You up here?
Are you good?
You down there or is she up here?
No, I'm up here.
We up here with it.
Let's hit the streets.
Up here running around. It's cool, man. Oh, let's hit the streets. Up here running around.
It's cool, man.
Oh, wait.
We can't hit the streets yet, right?
Why not?
Oh, because that's a homeboy.
It wasn't even started yet.
I got some niggas that are full Nelson.
These niggas are deaf to a matter of seconds.
Oh, okay.
No, I'm ready to go now.
I'll bet.
I'm ready to go.
What's up?
Yeah, all them little tricks that the Crash Out Cartel was doing, y'all going to have
to go.
Y'all going to have to read up now.
These niggas not playing with y'all.
These niggas not playing with none of y'all.
And they didn't like that shit.
They didn't like it?
They didn't like it.
You showed them the footage while you were searching for the job,
and you saw the disdain in their eye?
Yeah, man.
And I showed them some pics of y'all.
I had to show them some pics of all the people I wanted to stay safe.
That's what's up. Appreciate that. I showed them pics of y'all. I had to show them some pics of all the people I wanted to stay safe. That's what's up.
Appreciate that.
I showed them pics of y'all, so it's cool.
Y'all safe.
That's love.
Thank you, bro.
I appreciate you.
I've never felt safer.
Facts.
I feel good now.
Anytime, man.
What they sleeping on, Joe?
Hey, I have no problem finding something they sleeping on.
Yeah.
Do, do, do, do, do do do do do Oh you know what I did
Want to play
That's something
I wanted to play
If I could find it
Okay
Let's see
Do do do do do
Let me try
While he's looking
How y'all
How you fellas doing
In fantasy
I've come back
A little bit
But I don't think
It's going to be enough, honestly.
Yeah, I think I'm done. That Pat Mahomes
week two weeks ago took me out, Paul.
I think I'm toast.
That five-point Pat Mahomes weekend?
When you lose your first-round draft pick
in a 12-man
league with three wide receivers,
two running backs, two flex.
Make me lose
my number. Make me water. I can't make that shit go okay
I said I can't
Don't let me fall in love I'm running for it
I'm running for it
Cause they can't control you
I promise baby
I'll make you lose your mind
And I am in time
Let me celebrate your whole body Figuring out how to use mine
Cause I'm trying to set your soul free
All I'm trying to do is
Make you sway
While you make me harder
Make me lose my breath
In your water
I'm going deep
Is this a dude that we're memeing?
And you hit the bottom
No, hold on.
Make you lose your breath
Make you water
Is this a dude that we're memeing?
Yes.
You're singing like real hard?
Yeah, that was him.
That was Trevor Jackson.
I didn't know he was a singer.
Yeah, no, Trevor Jackson
got some good music out there.
I just know him from acting.
Got some good music out there.
Shout out to him. And music out there. I just doing it for my own acting. Got some good music out there. Shout out to him.
And he smoked that.
I am, listen, who am I to fuck tradition up?
Absolutely smoked this.
You can turn the volume back up.
Yeah, no, this shit is great.
It's all the way up. Oh, this. Turn the volume back up Trying hard to but can't even breathe A little bit of oxygen is all we need
A little bit of mind control is what you do to me
I'm falling hard and hard cause you got my heart in your palm Need you in my arms
Girl I
Need you the most when you're gone
Ooh Need you the most when you're gone Ooh I'll try
To keep you holding on
Cause I don't wanna see you in no one else
No, no, no one else
No one else
Yeah, yeah
No, no, no one else Ooh No one else Yeah, yeah Ooh, yeah
Ain't no me without you, lil' mama
Can't wait to wrap my eyes
And set my arms around you
And slide between your waist and thighs
I ain't want more
Can you give me just one more?
Girl, sign me up, but you give me lies
Girl, it's your breath, don't need to say it's okay
We could've been any place or situation
I'll take it, all I need's to see your face
Or a bar from grace
Cause I can't go another day Girl, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I've tried, I've tried, I've tried
To keep you holding it all
Cause I don't wanna see you
No one else, no
No one else
No one else
No, no, no one else
No one else
Hey girl, I just want your body
No girl, you don't need nobody
Oh girl, let me give you love
And we ain't gotta tell nobody
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
I ain't about it
When I feel you all up on it
Wanna see you at it for me
No girl, you don't need nobody
I just want you, boy
No girl, you don't need nobody
Oh girl, let me give you love
We ain't got a time no body
Coca-Cola, we ain't worried about it
Wanna feel you all up on it
Wanna see you at it for me
No girl, you don't need nobody Girl, I'll be your love When I see you at it boy When I see you at it boy No there ain't nobody
Wow
Shout out to Chris Brown, shout out to Friday
Screc of this call, no one else
Available on DSP, right his very second
Survive for the weekend, vibe for the weekend
Boys tell when they feel like they smoked the chorus
And they just let it rock about nine times at the end
Shout out to Friday, man
I don't know if you took a puff deal yet
But it might behoove you to hold up for a few months
God damn, I need to get a Tyler remix to this
What we got, what we got
What we got, energy up
Energy up in here
So check it right
I might get in trouble for this
I don't know
I don't know
But this record was supposed to be on Chris Brown's album.
It's called Double Negative, and it features Justin Bieber.
I was looking for that record.
Man, if you don't send me that fucking record.
Oh, I'm going to fight you.
You trying to act bad.
You trying to act bad because your girl is.
Send that shit over.
You sent me the real album in my Instagram.
It's going to be on the deluxe
Or something right
I don't know
Then send me that Biebs
No seatbelt on
Oh come on
Oh no
Doing it wrong
Proving you right
Fuck Ice
This time that's
Ooh
That's the devil negative
Oh
Showing up late
Dragging along Won't pick up the phone while I'll be gone
Can't deny it, it's double negative Oh, double negative
Another jet, another day in the sky Flyin' another direction from you
Wish I could FedEx my heart
And show it to your door Signed to deliver
Then I'll make you cry, let you down More than likely from across town
Double shame on me, double shame, oh
No seatbelt on, running the light
Doing your own, proving you right
It's time that's up
That's a double negative
Oh, showing up late, dragging along
Won't pick up the phone while I be gone
Can't deny it, it's a double negative
Oh, double negative Seems like he ain't got no boundaries
And he ain't got no patience Seems like he ain't never got nothin' planned
Well, you'll never get anxious Look in your mind, keep wonderin'
If you're too high maintenance Look in your mind, keep wonderin'
If I'm just too famous
Can I take the negative energy?
And with the karma, karma right back on me
In a moment of clarity
And metaphorically, it's just like heaven
I'm sleeping on, running alive
Doing it wrong, proving you right
Each time that's a, that's a double negative
Showing up late, dragging along
Gonna pick up the phone while I be gone
Can't deny it, I won't deny it
It's a double negative
Double negative Oh, double negative
Oh, yeah
Yeah, yeah
Oh, oh
Oh, oh
Double negative
Never meant the negativity
Oh, no, no
Again, that record is called Double Negative.
That's Chris Brown.
Fuck out of here.
That shit's tough.
That's Chris Brown, Justin Bieber.
That record is not on 11.11.
It was supposed to be.
I don't know what happened.
I bet you on 11.11 they do a deluxe and that's on there.
You're not going to just waste it.
Hey, give me another 22.
I'll take it.
Pause.
It's probably coming.
Pause.
You know I'm playing BJ, man.
This is Liquor Store in the Sky with Freddie Gibbs.
Shout out to my guy Gibbs.
I love his beat.
I always love his beat.
This is a replay, though.
We was raised blocks from each other.
We grew up like brothers.
That was my dog. I swear to God God I would've gave him what I had
Crazy
Yeah
Disagreements we had, sometimes we fall when we get mad
That's how it is in the hood, we got more good times than bad
I woulda been number one on his playlist
Next to Nas, Scarface, Biggie and some Jay-Z
Hell, Brady, but it's nappy like the Bible say
Don't know what you call him, but I call him Yahweh
He blow my mind, it's kinda crazy, cause he woulda now
I ain't see the car crash, but I can hear the sound
At night, when I close my eyes
I'll bust that ride and I'll meet you at the liquor store in the sky
Oh my, oh my
I'll try my best just to meet you at the liquor store in the sky
Oh, until I get my wings and fly Fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly,
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fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly,
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fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly, fly they took my page down She posted ass, I'm liking that Henny with no ice attached
Sprinkled diamonds in the prezzy
Gucci Mane ice attack
Mel told me once you lose respect then you can't buy your back
And yeah we used to fight but all that game
He changed my life with that
I hate to pull this liquor form
Real money set to form
Drove like 50 books up in the city
I got the rental form
Keep the Yak-2 cups in the bin because I know I'm about to see him
I'll bust that ride and I'll meet you at the liquor store in the sky
At the liquor store in the sky
Oh my, oh my
Come on, let's get there
I'll drive my Benz just to meet you at the liquor store in the sky
I'm an image of my own
Fall until I get my wings and fly
This song is dedicated
To my pops Richard Sledge
My cousin Nini
Big Time Watts
My cousin Raven
Khalif Shears
That's BJ's Chicago Kid and Freddie Gibbs, Liquor Store in the Sky
The album is absolutely fucking amazing
Go buy that, don't just stream it, that is damn near stealing
I'm going to Breeze, Kennedy, and Jenya
The song is Need You Tonight. I been on it And I can't get you off my mind How about I come through the night?
I told her I'll be there before Don't fall asleep, I know you're tired
Open the window, kill the lights We gon' risk it all tonight
Girls, meet me in your crib You know what it is
I know that we just kids But we still gotta live
Need you by my side You're my favorite vibe
Promise I'ma do you right This time, baby, this time
Told everybody that we picture perfect
They don't see the frame is broken
Get around you, ain't getting nervous
Been a while since we've spoken
Know that we just kids
But you've been acting crazy, what you smoking?
Do me wrong, it's alright
But never twice need you to focus
You know what it is, wanna feel the vibe
You know that it's here, I could change your life
Not to live with games, when I make the call
Baby, it's time, promise you won't drop the ball
Girl, send me in the crowd
You know what it is
I know that we just can't
But we still gotta live, to live Need you by my side I know that we just can't I know that we just can't Oh, it's the kind I love
To love
Need you by my side
You're my favorite vibe
I'ma tell me, do you mind
This time, baby, this time
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see me doing what
I see you
every time I think
we smoked you
you come fighting back
nah he fought back
this guy's crazy
algorithm records
over here
yeah we can't be
algorithm records
nah you can't do that
with algorithm records man
I don't even know
what that means
but okay
I bet
I bet alright I bet.
All right, let me see here.
Try to get us out of here in a timely fashion.
I just got a hard out.
Yeah.
Getting on the highway, man.
Shouts my guy Wale, man.
He's doing a 10-year anniversary show tonight.
Oh, where?
Down there?
Let me see. You see? Man, just go get the Serato, Joe.
Listen, man.
At some point, I'ma get me a gig.
I'ma book me a gig over there.
It's gonna be Joe Button DJ night
That's fine just stay away from the resident DJ
Leave him alone and you'll be good
Don't worry about it stop talking to me like that
Stop talking to me like that fuck out of here
Leave him alone
Yo
I hope y'all enjoyed this podcast
As much as we enjoyed delivering it to you
Peace, love, health, wealth and prosperity
Oh shit let me tell y'all what I learned today.
I had no idea.
Let's hear it.
What's up?
So, since Veterans Day is on a Saturday,
they observe it on the Friday and not the Monday.
Yeah, and if it was Sunday, it'd be Monday.
What?
That's crazy to me.
You didn't know that?
No, I did not.
They usually observe the following holidays that Monday.
No.
No, it depends on where it falls.
It depends on where it falls.
If it falls on Saturday, they observe it Friday.
If it falls on Sunday, they observe it Monday.
That's corny as hell.
It falling on Saturday anyway.
That's wild.
That shit don't matter to us.
Them holidays was dope when I used to get off.
Shit, the bank closed today.
Now, why you want to go And do that love huh
Election day
It was election day
Tuesday
The audience don't care
About election day
No we talking about
The banks being closed
I'm just talking to this
Why you always on his side
North boy shit
Got it
Hold that
Yo keep pressing your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time
We bid you adieu
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
Yo, shout out to some of y'all.
I don't know what y'all going to do.
Some of y'all ovens can't fit the 15-inch turkey or the 12-inch.
Nigga, they can't cook.
Now they got the fryer now.
What is he talking about?
Everybody get the fryer now.
No, they got delivery.
Let me get a fried turkey.
Yo, don't Uber eat your turkey on the house.
Don't Uber eat your turkey, yo.
The recipes are gone.
Hold it down.
I hope everybody has a real good weekend.
Stay safe.
Stay dangerous.
Head on a swivel.
Remember, it's still YAP season. It's still scammer season. Hire you a real good weekend. Stay safe. Stay dangerous. Head on a swivel. Remember, it's still yap season.
It's still scammer season.
Hire you a Navy SEAL.
Yeah, I'm not playing with none of these niggas now, boy.
We're glad that.
I'm about to see all these niggas now.
We have a good weekend.
Anybody got weekend plans?
Weekend plans?
I told y'all, I'm shooting down to D.C.
That's family time for me.
Oh, yeah, you driving your girl down here.
What you doing?
Family time, figuring some things out.
Fish?
You all right?
Yeah, nah, yeah, I'm good.
Just space, I'm in a great space.
Oh, no, I'm working.
Okay.
Parks?
Chilling.
We'll see what the weekend brings.
See where the wind blows.
Yeah, I mean, that's it.
Yeah, I mean.
Might be outside.
Mushrooms?
Nah, I won't say no
I may go to Park's house
Pull up
Oh great
I get to see more
Park's amazing acting
Let's go
De Niro-esque
De Niro-esque
I tell you
I almost died
Can I give you a little piece
Don't smile
I didn't smile
You did
That was hate
That was hate
I didn't smile
If you want to smile
Let him smile
I can't wait till we do one
If you want to smile
Let him smile I'm down I told you I can't wait till we do one. If you want to smile, let him smile.
I'm down.
I told you, I fuck with it.
Don't do it on tile floors.
Because he's going to throw water.
Oh, wait, no, that's only for the whites.
Oh, shit.
He throws water at the whites.
That's what Ian says.
Is that a white thing?
He whispered that to me earlier.
He told me that.
I was like, oh, I didn't think about it like that.
JVP, JVP.
I'm coming to your crib this weekend.
Come on, Ish. You'reP, JVP. I'm coming to your crib this weekend too. Come on, Ash.
You know you can lose your hair.