The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 675 | "The Wind Blew"
Episode Date: November 15, 2023The Bionic Six begins this episode recapping each of their weekends (15:05) before moving to the announcement of a new André 3000 solo project ‘New Blue Sun’ due this Friday (35:32). Drake & J. C...ole announce a joint tour (53:52), the JBP reacts to Meek Mill & Rick Ross selling 35K first week (59:33), and Chrisean Rock deleted her socials after being accused of assault at a Tamar Braxton concert (1:03:00). Also, Lil Yachty says Hip-Hop is in a terrible place (1:36:36), *SPOILER ALERT* Joe recaps ‘The Killer’ on Netflix (1:40:00), Tasha K is being sued again (1:58:04), a debate takes place over the Joan Rivers ‘Dark Side of Comedy’ episode (2:05:20), Part of the Show (2:21:59), + MORE! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Rick Ross & Meek Mill (feat. Jeremih) - “Gold Medals” Ice | Lola Brooke - “Dear Dennis” Parks | Ben Kenobe - “Blood” Ish | Naomi Sharon - “If This Is Love” Melyssa | Mezraa & jjad - “Subtle Games”
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When you come in
and ask everyone,
what happened?
What's that?
What's that?
What happened, dear?
What happened?
What's that?
All right.
Take your glasses off
real quick.
Let me see something.
Take it off.
Let me see your eyes.
Hmm.
You look good.
Every time you just say this.
This still ain't out.
Huh?
I didn't hear you say it again.
Nothing, nigga.
I ain't playing with y'all today.
I said you look good.
I ain't playing with y'all today.
You look well-rested, and I like that.
I like that you look well-rested.
I feel that every time your lady come, you're well rested and you look good.
You look clean.
And I like that for you.
Oh, it was Ice's turn last episode.
It's my turn.
But I said my turn.
It's not your turn.
No, no, no.
Because usually when you come in here.
But I said my turn was coming.
I don't know.
It's like she takes.
Hi, my girl there.
Bring your girl to work day part two.
We're about to do his shit.
No, I'm not.
No, she takes your headache away.
I can tell.
You usually come in here.
That's invasive.
That's invasive. That's a hyper violation. I'm an. No, she takes your headache away. I can tell. You usually come in here, you're like, what's up, y'all? That's invasive. Yeah. I'm a.
That's invasive.
That's a HIPAA violation.
I am an invasive man.
HIPAA.
Pause.
You look good.
You all look good.
Welcome.
As do you.
Thank you, man.
There you go.
It's so old.
He still use the oils.
He use the oils with the blue now.
With the little squeeze shit. It was disgusting. Yeah. Yo, it's new. He still use the lorio. he used the oils with the Blue Now with that little
squeeze shit
it was disgusting
niggas used to love
that nasty ass
Blue Now
that shit was disgusting
Blue Now was lit
that shit was popular
niggas couldn't
fuck with me
with the oils
until I ran
myself right over there
my nigga used to be
outside the old papayas
man
I went over there
nigga was out
some nigga was
selling books
I said hey where my man at he's like oh nah he ain't been over here to be outside the old papayas, man. I went over there, some nigga was selling books.
I said, hey, where my man at?
He's like, oh, no,
he ain't been over here in months.
I said, ah!
It took me out the game.
Egyptian musk your ass up there to Macy's, nigga.
What you talking about?
That's why you look so good.
I like that you're leaning
into the 80s drug dealer look.
I'm not trying to be funny,
so please don't return fire.
I'm really complimenting you.
You got to get the little
Two door Benz and shit
With the BB
The gold BBs
Uh huh
Yeah definitely
He definitely gold BBS's
You look good
Paid in full-ish
Yeah straight out
The Rich Porter collection
Your girl don't even know
How ill you be doing it
Right like
She know that this is
You on some
Dapper Dan type shit
I don't know what
You're talking about bro
I think she don't
I don't know what
You're talking about
Put your outside voice on When you talk to me I think I don't know what you're talking about, bro. I don't know what you're talking about. Put your outside voice
on when you talk to me.
I think she goes to work
before you get dressed, yes?
So she doesn't see
how fly you get.
She wouldn't let him
leave the house like this?
Where you going?
I dated El Chapo.
You look good.
What's wrong with you, yo?
You're a fucking idiot.
What's up, man?
How everybody doing?
Feeling good, man.
Feeling good.
Glad to be back. Tell me what type of pods y'all want to have today. Fun pods. What's up, man? How everybody doing? Feeling good, man. Good, good. Glad to be back.
Tell me what type of pod
y'all want to have today.
Fun pod.
Listen, please, fun pod.
Please, for the club guys.
Y'all did enough.
Let's just have a fun pod.
Don't say y'all.
Y'all, nigga.
Y'all, don't put me in there.
I saw you on the camera.
Don't put me up in that mix.
Ish got what?
You got some shit
you want to get off your chest.
Not at all.
Is Ish about to
share a car on his house?
Never.
Oh my God.
Never, ever, ever.
You know you'd be doing it.
I would never.
I don't want no sauce.
All right, thank God.
God.
Have fun, nigga.
I'm chilling.
What you talking about, bro?
Smile then.
I'm here to get a check.
You know what I mean?
Wait, what?
Oh, shit.
Yeah, yeah. Your pal. No, no. Yo. You want me to get a check. You know what I mean? Oh, shit. Oh. Oh. Yeah.
Yeah, get pounded.
No, no.
We, you know.
We.
You want to leave me hanging, nigga?
Oh, pardon me.
You say certain shit, you get canceled.
Oh, no, no.
Don't do that.
Don't set me up.
I don't want no sauce.
Don't say that.
I don't want no sauce.
I said Fun Pod.
I'm in the Fun Pod.
I swore we just had Fun Pod.
Set me up.
I'm going to go crazy.
I'm smiling.
What side of the room you think steps on the fun?
Do I have to even say it?
What day? It depends on the day.
Go around the room
and ask that then.
Like I said, it depends on the day.
Okay, and I said go around the room and ask that.
Shit don't matter.
None of that matters, bro. It depends on the day.
Ish, I have not let you
start with me today. Nope. the day. Ish, I'm not letting you start with me today.
I?
Nope.
And if you do,
I will not,
I will fire at Ice
for his silence.
How I catch a shot?
I'm just telling him
that if you fuck with me
and you do that shit
that you do,
I gotta fire at you.
I'm gonna fire back.
I don't care.
I'm down with that.
I'm well rested.
All right, good, good.
Me too.
Me too, unfortunately. Unfortunately? Yeah. You didn't get to have fun this weekend? I had going to fire back. I don't care. I'm down with that. I'm well rested. Me too. Me too, unfortunately.
Unfortunately? Yeah.
You didn't get to have fun this weekend? I had a blast this weekend.
I had an absolute blast this weekend.
Yes, I did.
That's my baby.
That's my baby. You can't get me.
You can't get me.
No, you cannot. I had a blast.
Well, how was everybody's weekend? It was great. What did I do?
Nothing.
I didn't do nothing either.
Y'all didn't do shit.
I didn't do shit.
Flip?
Anybody not as lit as you, bro?
Fam, I am the least lit person in this room.
I don't think so.
I don't think so either.
That wasn't a Reddit award.
You're not the least lit.
You're not the least lit, actually.
That's not true. It is true. Flip is the least lit not the least Littest actually That's not true
It is true
Flip is the least
Littest in here
Flip is lit
That's not true
Give him a second
Give him a second
Are you sure
You want to stand
On that hill
I think flip is the least
I agree
I think flip is the least
Littest
I kind of agree too
And so like socially
You just work
All you do is work
Yeah
You don't be in the club
He don't have a lick of lit.
Yeah.
You don't do social shit.
That's not true.
Oh, that we know about.
That's not true.
That's not true.
I'm not trying to be funny like saying you're not lit like that.
You're a family man.
He good.
It's respectable.
It's commendable.
He on Joe ass.
You good.
You good.
Hey, yo, my nigga.
I see everybody's on Joe today.
I was chilling.
I'm lit.
I'm lit. I'm lit.
All right, cool.
My litness is different from y'all litness, though.
I'm saying you lit, but you just the least lit in this room.
Pertaining to what, though?
Going out.
Social shit.
Doing shit.
Going out.
You're like having a life.
You do work.
I'll admit that.
It's times when we was all doing something as a group,
and you were like, nah, I'm not going because I'm working.
I'm not rocking with what you say.
Because I hate when niggas say, like, what?
After you just said, like, what?
And, like, having a life.
You bitch ass.
Hey, I'm about to fry you up, nigga.
Like, being popular.
Like, getting bitches.
Who not popular?
Like, stepping out.
Putting that shit on.
Walking in late.
Beside you.
Beside you.
Beside you. When I step out nigga yeah you know that
I can't walk down a block nigga without flip praises nigga I'm here that's a little bit lit
yeah all right slow down slow down talk to me you know I'm saying besides you
shout out Melissa Ford everybody I'm just saying they let me... Who do you think is the least lit? You.
It's time to start the pot.
He might be right, though.
I don't think anybody's the least lit in here.
He might be right.
I can make the argument.
I think litness is depending on the category. I just cleared the whole strip club out last week.
That's why you're the least lit.
You control your environment.
That's your definition of litness?
That's part of it.
Ain't nobody walking up, punching us in the face just for being there. Oh, y'all not him, though. No, that's least lit're the least lit. You control your environment. I'm going to tell you. That's your definition of litness? That's part of it. Ain't nobody walking up, punching us in the face just for being there.
Oh, y'all not him, though.
No, that's least lit and shit.
Oh, stop it.
I got punched because I'm him.
No, you got punched because he thought you were sweet.
That's how you justify it to yourself?
No, no, wait.
Hold up.
There's plenty of niggas out there that just think it's sweet.
It's sweet and lit.
Oh.
Hold up.
I'm going to bomb on you.
You're going to get bombed on.
I don't want no problems.
You're going to get bombed on.
I don't want no problems.
I'm letting you know, whoever start doing the firing,
the nigga that laughed the most, I'm bombing on.
Take that how you want.
Oh, shit.
You know how they cough for a few months
I know
Don't do that
It's alright
It's allergies bro
That's what it is
He coughed for a while
I know
It's alright bro
I don't want
Bro you know I shoot back
I don't want no problems
I'm going on the record
Saying I don't want no problems
If you pick with a nigga
That don't want no problems
You're a bully
That's a fact.
There's mad bullies in the world.
All right.
That's why you ****.
Oh, my gosh.
Them niggas on here.
Why y'all call me that?
Yo, stop.
Yo, he picked with me.
Yo, here you come.
Go ahead.
Nah, y'all on his ass too much.
Here you come, Robin.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Robin, you old ass nigga.
Fuck out of here.
You Batman father, nigga from the past.
What the fuck you talking about?
Your son escaped.
Mr. Wayne.
This nigga's an idiot, though.
Can you?
No, you can't tell me what you talking about.
That mean I was lit, then.
Oh, oh.
In your definition, I was lit.
Don't play then.
I don't mind that.
Don't play.
Don't play today.
I'm telling every nigga on that side of the room,
play today if y'all want to play with me today.
Now, do with that what y'all want.
We are the number one employer of Jews.
Asians are the number one employer of Asians.
East Indians are the number one employer of East Indians.
Arabs are the number one employer of Arabs.
And every immigrant
group that has ever come to this country understands this but us. We too
ultimately within the next 100 years must become the number one employer of
our own people. The Asian population has solved their own unemployment problem by
one simple thing. Chinese restaurants.
You ever go into a Chinese restaurant which is all over America and especially here we
live and be served by anything other than a Chinese person?
In fact, if you go into a Chinese restaurant and there are four brothers working in there,
you leave.
Mic check, mic check.
One, two, one, two, man.
Y'all see the vibes today.
Y'all see the vibes today.
What's popping?
What's popping up?
Light it up.
Light it up.
Turn me up the triple six Tryna step on my mix this week Tryna step on my mix this month Oh man, I see what's going on
Hey!
Shout out to the ladies out there
Shout out to the personal and time listeners
Look while them bodies all over the room
Them dumb ain't gotta move fast
Why the purpose come and snatch up
And y'all make this shit So get that chain Smoke it on
Smoke it on
Come on man, stop playing with me
Stop playing with me, we here today
Feeling good, feeling great The least lit, least lit Stop playing with me. Stop playing with me. We here today.
Feeling good, feeling great.
The least lit, least lit.
LL.
It go.
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Big Mel.
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Get me zoned, it's all I be yawning cause I love smoking for
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Big Jersey, Big Jersey
Rest in peace, Jody Lowe, are we here?
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All right, I'm going to start. I'm going to take it all the way.
Put myself back in the room.
Back to the brief.
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It's going down
I don't like the energy
In the room
I'm not gonna be honest
With you
I'm not feeling
The energy in the room
Hold up
Lick it
Shout for Big Pop
In heaven
Hold the fuck up
This ain't they bag
They don't know this
Hold the fuck up
In here
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Are we good in here? For the first time, it's going down.
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Bro, what you know about this?
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Erickson, what you know about this? Y'all wasn't in college, Steve. Erickson, what you know about this?
And how you don't get no secret meeting smoke?
You that nigga.
You that nigga, Erickson.
Erickson's the man.
What's up?
This wasn't in Canada. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up grip in the brain And I'm sippin' the same What's up, this wasn't in Canada
What's up, what's up, what's up, what's up?
We had this
Shout out to the melodies
Shout out to the issues
Shout out to Flip Vibe
The icicles out there
It's a dog, what you should not trust
You leave your brain around me
Hey, go get it
Hey!
What's up?
That's a nice little intro there
I appreciate it
I can't speak for it, you know
I knew you would
I would appreciate that
I knew you and Parks would appreciate it
The rest of these unlit heathens
What's up, man? What's going on? How's everybody feeling? appreciate it. I knew you and Parks would appreciate it. The rest of these unlit heathens.
What's up, man?
How's everybody feeling? How you doing?
You looking good? Smelling good?
I see you shining.
How was everybody's weekend?
How's your family? What's up?
Everything is good. Family's good.
Yeah, everybody's great, man. Weekend was long. I'm actually glad it's over.
What you doing, man? Friday, I shot down in D.C.
Okay.
Shouts to Wale.
He did his homecoming show at Kennedy Center, which don't really allow rap shows.
It's like a performance art theater type of spot.
So that was real dope.
The mayor's office came out.
They gave him a plaque, declared November 10th Wale Day.
Okay.
That's dope.
Real, real, real dope show.
Congrats.
Did a bunch of things, some family shit over the weekend.
Sunday, went to the damn circus.
Okay.
Circus is different now.
Tell me more.
I'm assuming you brought your daughter, right?
No.
I didn't have my daughter with me.
Excuse me?
My girl and her kids.
Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
Oh, dude.
He was recreationally working in a circus.
It sounded crazy, right?
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Thank God.
Thank God it was some kids.
You were in jail tonight.
You were about to get on that unread list, too.
He was going to jail.
He was going to jail, for real.
Nah, he was about to have a long day.
I ain't gonna lie.
But yeah, man.
There's no fucking animals in the circus no more.
Fuck yeah.
What you mean?
That was part of the show.
Animal cruelty.
We wear minks.
Not only is it animal cruelty, but you should check out the Barnum and Bailey doc.
Facts.
Where the animals, they had enough of all that
swinging the lasso shit.
There was a big attack
and audience members
got injured
kids got injured
it was a huge lawsuit
and
yeah no
that was the end of animals
and circuses period
they passed some law.
Enjoy your little clowns.
Yo so what
they just got clowns?
It was fucking
trapeze artists
gymnasts
yeah
that's it clowns and that was it. Youze artists. Gymnasts? Yeah. That's it.
Clowns and that was it.
So you was watching niggas and speedos flip around?
Women.
Okay.
Just women?
There was some dudes over there.
I wasn't paying attention to that.
I was watching the women.
I'll tell you, you asked me what I was watching.
Okay.
That's all.
That's what you're doing while you're out with your girl and her kids?
She was watching the girls too.
Watching women flip around?
Fam.
They was nimble.
Listen.
They was doing some shit.
You could tell me Jesus Christ popped up
and they ain't getting me to the circus.
I don't care what they doing over there.
There was something to do.
The circus in SeaWorld.
Sorry.
Facts.
Sorry, buddy.
Not going.
Cancel culture worked.
It worked.
I'm not going.
Cancel SeaWorld.
Free Shamu. I would fuck with SeaWorld. Free Willie. And the. I'm not going. Cancel Z-World. Free Shamu.
I would fuck with Z-World.
Free Willie.
And the damn stupid ass Z-World.
They kept killing Shamu
and renaming the new Shamu, Shamu.
That's foul.
That's foul.
They wouldn't even let Shamu be Shamu.
Yeah.
That's what happened?
Yes.
Yes.
Really?
Yes.
There was another doc.
There was another doc.
I didn't know that either.
Yo, you don't read books from the 1500s?
No. I don't know that either. Yo, you don't read books from the 1500s? No.
And I don't watch docs.
I thought that was the same motherfucker for 34 years.
Yeah, I thought he lived that long.
You thought the Ultimate Warrior was the same too?
Yes.
Yeah.
Same guy, nigga.
I was watching it this morning.
Yeah.
They gave him a different face?
Same guy.
You think there's one ultimate warrior?
One ultimate warrior, yes.
Make a bet.
What you want to bet?
Anything you want.
Let's bet.
Name the bet.
Yeah.
You know how a bet works?
I got it. Yes.
What are these?
Does that mean anything?
Mind control?
Yeah, I don't know.
I won't.
All right.
All right, you win.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You tell them there wasn't one Ultimate Warrior?
I do not think that there was one Ultimate Warrior.
Bet me.
I just watched it this morning.
I just said, I bet you anything you got a name on.
Yeah, but you got a name on it.
I'm saying it.
There you go. I'll take it. That's your favorite little number.
Daisy's outside, Mel.
Wants to come in.
And we took my animals.
I tell you, that dog is trying to commit dogicide.
That dog's been there by the door.
That dog's been trying to get out of Mel's.
She was sunbathing.
Puff paws on the door like this.
Help.
All right.
So Ice went to the circus.
Cool.
Who else did something fun this weekend?
I went to a baby shower this weekend.
But I sat in my car for about 30 minutes,
contemplating,
because one of my family members I don't talk to.
She's older.
And I was contemplating.
I said, you know, you was raised right,
so you have to go in there and say hello.
You can't walk past her.
So I was contemplating, like,
nigga, put your ego aside.
And when you go in there, you say hello.
And I did that.
Good. I gave her a hug and gave her a kiss.
Being a mature thing, my children are there.
That's gross. Yeah. I'm glad And I did that. Hello, gave her a hug and gave her a kiss. Being a mature thing, my children are there. That's gross.
Yeah.
I'm glad that you did that.
And y'all family members, I think, be looking stupid as hell, like, at the function when y'all still holding up the beef from 40 years ago.
Like, y'all do look dumb at the function now.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
I've been at the function and seen it.
I was like, y'all still doing this from 89?
Everybody that's gone, it's like, I forget.
I think families look dumb when they do that.
Facts.
Hey, Joe.
At least say hi.
At least acknowledge, like, hello, how you doing?
And you go your separate way.
But when you're sitting on one side and you're not saying hello,
you're walking past each other.
Yeah, that looks nuts.
Can you say what it is that, what the beef was?
Can you not?
Fun pod.
Can you not?
Oh, shit.
Can you not?
Please.
Okay, don't.
He right.
About the ultimate worry thing.
It is one.
It's a conspiracy.
They debunked it.
It's always been one person.
Man, that nigga died.
He did die.
He did die.
That's why it's called the ultimate worry.
He died recently.
I know what you trying.
No. Stop. You gotta pay know what you're trying to say. No.
Stop.
You got to pay me.
Y'all wrong as hell.
I'll pay you, but y'all are wrong.
That nigga died, and he popped right back up as some new nigga named Ultimate Warrior.
But you a new fan.
You wouldn't know.
It's fine.
Come on.
Let's keep going.
I watched it for the 90s.
They broke it down each year.
I watched it.
Them niggas are lying.
Okay.
Take that out the other shit.
Yeah.
Hey, either they lying or I'm wrong.
There we go.
Well, Joe, how was your weekend?
We got a lot of that on this podcast.
Yeah, what you did, man?
Yeah.
You had a girl birthday, so what you did?
How was your weekend?
Hey!
Scorpio!
Ew.
The smile of a nigga that's practically
the fuck does it make it look like
shit is rough at home.
We had a blast.
Went to see Babyface.
Okay, how was it?
Went to see Babyface.
Babyface was great.
He brought John B. out.
Interesting.
John B. kept pointing at him
talking about,
I love him so much.
This is the greatest guy in the world.
Cut the chat.
This is the greatest.
And I was just looking like,
okay.
I received that.
Babyface had on some like
real shiny sequency outfit.
He packed out that Hulu theater
at Madison Square Garden.
Live band, of course.
They were great.
Kept bringing the saxophone guy
out there to hit
a little saxophone solo.
Got to.
I was sick of him about
song seven.
Hey, all these songs
don't have a saxophone.
Take your ass back.
I always enjoy seeing
how the artists get their break.
Right?
Like, saxophone come out,
babyface go back there, take a little water,
talk to some niggas,
think he smacked somebody.
Babyface is the man back there.
Yeah, so that was cool.
Madison
Square Garden, 34th Street is the
dirtiest, dingiest, nastiest.
This is disgusting over there. It's pretty gross.
That whole area is herpied out, and I never
want to go over there.
If I'm not walking in
through that side,
31st Street,
VIP entrance,
I don't want to be
in this fucking building.
I kind of feel you.
At all.
Oh, man.
And I was hungry, right?
So, at the Babyface show.
You ain't getting no street food.
Got some hot dogs.
Sure, sure.
It's Madison Square Garden.
Well, they at the glizzy party.
Nothing says a Babyface show like a nice glizzy.
Oh, man.
Got a few glizzies.
Ordered some waters.
They took my little bottle cap off.
Said it's illegal to have bottle caps in here because you might throw them at the artist.
Hey, you got it, buddy.
Just give me my hot dogs and let me go on about my business.
But I say that to say say then I went to the
Knick game
hey
I saw that
you was outside
then I went to the
Knick game
and
had more hot dogs
so you just
stuffing glitzies
all weekend
I just had a
yeah
yeah
the hot dogs
where you burp
them shits like
hours later
and it ain't even a real burp if you don't do the hot dog burp in somebody's shits like hours later. And it ain't even
a real burp
if you don't do
the hot dog burp
in somebody's face.
Let them know what's going on.
Disgusting.
Yeah,
it was all of that nasty shit.
I did it.
I did it.
So that was fun.
I wanted to highlight
dads, man.
We had good seats
at the game.
We were sitting
behind the bench
and said what up to my main man, Rick Brunson.
That was my guy.
I had a good talk with him.
But I'm just watching him the whole time with his son.
That got to be the flyest shit in the world.
He, the whole time, gets to talk to his son throughout this game.
And just coach and be a dad
and a father.
That was beautiful to see.
So I wanted to highlight him.
I want to highlight Hit-Boy.
Like to be able to just
make music with your dad.
That's fly.
And shoot videos
and do shows.
Adonis.
And he just came home.
I like that Adonis shit.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not mad at that.
Adonis, Drake. My man, Adonis shit. That's what I'm saying. I'm not mad at that. Adonis, Drake.
My man, my man.
Fucking LeVar Ball.
Like, it's just a few examples.
Del Curry.
But it's just a few examples of, like, fly dad shit that just, I feel like it should be highlighted.
Yeah.
So that was fly.
The Nick game was cool.
Then we went to fucking, I won't say the name of the spot,
but went to a new restaurant that we both had never been to, right?
New restaurants is a love language.
Kind of is.
Yeah?
That's a vibe.
Yeah, yeah.
How was it?
I hated it.
For the service or both?
I hated it.
What did you hate, though?
Everything. Really? Oh, I'm dying to know? I hated it. What did you hate though? Everything.
Really?
Oh, I'm dying to know.
I hated it.
That's the problem
with these new restaurants.
That's why you got to
shit be hit or miss.
You got to go
where you know.
Speaking of which,
your man is in New York.
Yeah.
I DM'd him too,
like groupie.
I DM'd him.
Who's that?
Hey, Keith Lee.
Oh, shit. Hey, Keith Lee. I seen you was in, like groupie. I DM'd him. Who that? Hey, Keith Lee. Oh, shit.
Hey, Keith Lee.
I seen you was in town.
That nigga.
Dug that shit?
He left that shit sitting right there.
I heard what you said, Joe Button.
Fuck you.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
But yeah, that was just that menu.
The menu.
Whack.
You ain't checked the menu before?
No.
No.
That's where my girl
Y'all do that?
I didn't even know you could do that
My girl does it
My girl look like
If you going to a restaurant
My girl look at the menu
My girl does it too
I'm a man
I never do that
My girl does it
I don't do that
I'm going for the vibe
And the ambiance
And the service
I'll pick something off the menu
When I get there
All of it was under par for me
Really?
They had a grass wall?
I was mad
I was mad the menu was even so cheap Like what the fuck am I doing here? Really? They had a grass wall? I was mad that they didn't even,
I was mad the menu was even so cheap.
Like, what the fuck am I doing here?
Nah, I just had a good question.
What?
Did they have a grass wall?
No.
No, you didn't hear what this nigga said.
Fucking Hudson Yards.
Stupid ass Hudson Yards.
You ain't hear what he said.
What?
I was mad that the menu was so cheap.
Oh, shit.
Oh, okay.
You on your boozy shit.
No, I'm saying,
that is one of my
complaints. If I'm at a
nice restaurant, I want
the menu to look like a nice
restaurant. So if I'm looking at the steaks
and the steak is
$50 and that's it.
You know it ain't a good cut of steak.
Then we in some boozy. Get me the fuck out of here.
Get me the fuck out of here.
I ate at that restaurant. I don't like it either.
I hate that restaurant Then they was all
Shishi Fufu in there
Yeah
I hate that
Yeah
I ate there
Then all the black people in there
Was dressed to the nines
We all look great
Cause we can't show up
Not looking great
Facts
Them white people in there
Was dusty as hell
Same thing when I went on there
With a nasty
With a wrinkled t-shirt
Yeah
With a 20 year old
North face
Chuck tails
Some bullshit kicks on Sitting them Sitting them right next to me Don't get shit Joe That shit was With a nasty, dingy, with a 20-year-old North Face. Chuck tails.
Some bullshit kicks on, sitting them right next to me. Don't get shit, Joe.
That shit was, you niggas is nasty and disgusting in Manhattan.
The best thing about that restaurant is the elevator, nigga.
I might never go to Manhattan again.
I hate Manhattan.
Manhattan is disgusting.
The elevator ride is the best thing, right, Joe?
The elevator ride is the best thing.
The elevator ride was the best.
I'm like, oh, shit.
They spent money here.
The elevator ride up there best. I'm like, oh, shit. They spent money here. The elevator ride up, they're showing you Hudson Yards, some electric graphic design people.
Yes, yes.
That shit was lit.
Elevator ride was lit.
You step off in that shit or something, give me the fuck out of here, man.
$20 cow.
If y'all don't take me back to Lagos.
Yeah, no.
That nigga's stupid, yo.
I was in Manhattan all get, yeah, no. That nigga's stupid, yo. Yeah, yeah.
I was in Manhattan all weekend, too, actually.
I had to go buy my clothes in person because I don't want it to get stolen again.
So, that was fun.
Fifth Avenue was nice over there, you know what I'm saying?
That's the nice part of Manhattan.
No, no, no.
Manhattan is so nasty.
I can hear y'all.
Manhattan is so nasty, they pick the migrants up to bring them to the location.
And the migrants said,
fuck y'all, suck my dick.
They got back on the bus
and said, these conditions are a no-go
and we're not staying here.
That is a true story and I'm not lying.
It's a true story.
The migrants wouldn't stay
in nasty-ass Manhattan.
And for what that New York tax looks like,
I don't want to get up this house, Rick.
Come on, fun.
Fun times.
Fun, fun, fun, fun.
Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun.
Manhattan is atrocious, yo.
If you live over there,
why are you not moving to New Jersey?
They are.
They are.
Yeah, that's why New Jersey the way it is now.
Y'all niggas is over there
Paying 20, 30, 40
And 50k for that little
Trump shoebox
I want you to stay over there
Stop coming over here
Nah we over here
We over here
Y'all welcome us with open arms
That was a mistake
Cause y'all fucked it up over here
Now over here Higher shit
Hoboken
The whole New Jersey is higher
Yeah
I told you they did a study
The other day
We got the highest house prices
In the nation
The nation nigga
Jersey
Fucking with y'all
It's alright though
No it ain't alright
Leave
Nigga
Nigga
Oh well
It's alright
My bad Speak for your own privilege Nigga Oh well It's alright
My bad
Speak for your own privilege
Nigga
I forgot what I was talking to
Or lack thereof
I want him to get rent late
I get it late every month
For real
What?
It's par for the course
I don't be bitching
For real?
You friendly with it?
Yeah
As long as they pay
As long as they pay As long as they pay
So niggas
So alright hold on
Hold on
Niggas can pull up like on the 19th
Nigga niggas be paying rent on the 23rd
Let me ask you a question
What
Yo
Yo yo yo
Oh
The tenant that's like the furthest
Like
You got somebody that's months behind
Nah
I don't have nobody that's months behind
Now
But I've had them be months behind
How many Like realistically Man I had niggas that's months behind now. But I've had them be months behind. How many?
Like, realistically.
Man, I had niggas that didn't pay rent for years.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you sweet money.
And you couldn't get them out?
Squatters' laws is tough.
No, but years.
It was COVID.
COVID.
Oh, COVID, COVID.
You had a heart, so you understood it, right?
The squatters' laws are real rough.
Yeah, they are.
Squatters, it'd be real.
Yeah.
And then all the courts is backed up.
Still from COVID.
Still? Mm-hmm. Damn. It is what there is. Squatters, it'd be real. Yeah. And then all the courts is backed up, still from COVID. Still?
Mm-hmm.
Damn.
It is what it is.
Thank God I obeyed the law.
What does that mean?
Shut the fuck up.
Going to court is annoying.
Nah, it is.
That shit is trash.
Especially if they start pushing it back because they're overloaded.
For any fucking reason, yo.
Court is trash.
Especially when you walk into court with a quick charge, but all the other niggas is
there.
You sitting there.
All right.
Darryl Johnson, please come up.
Docket number 4822.
All right.
You sitting there like, all right, let me see what this nigga did.
Darryl Johnson, did you go and target with a rifle
steel drawers
shoots
like he did
something crazy
now you gotta sit here
the judge gotta
really think
I'm like dog
can I pay my low parking
why am I in here
with the target murderers
I actually had
yo I actually was
in court
in Elizabeth one time
traffic shit
and all it was
it was a
no seatbelt
and like a red light
something real small.
The judge was like
cause going off
a bunch of niggas
with all kind of crazy shit
he was like
yo that's all you here for?
I'm like yeah
he was like
yo dismiss.
Nice.
Just because
he was just like
bruh I got shit over here
people really
a bunch of crazy shit
yo go pay.
Then you look at
your little traffic court
thing and be like yo this shit so light I'ma just go in there and get this shit dead really a bunch of crazy shit. Yo, go pay. Then you look at your little traffic court thing
and be like,
yo, this shit's so light.
I'ma just go in there
and get this shit dead
and I don't really need
a lawyer for this.
Then you're gonna go in there
and the nigga gonna say,
everybody with a lawyer
go first.
Everybody with a lawyer
go first.
Everybody with a lawyer
all the rest of you
go stand to the side.
You sitting there going,
yo, how 50 of y'all got lawyers?
Some of y'all got two lawyers, like Bradford Miller.
No, no, no.
Here to represent.
This is where they get you.
Then they call them up there.
They ask the lawyer, yo, you got any other people?
Yeah, I got six more right there, so let me get them up here.
He done just got four of them out in the hallway.
Wait, and then when all the lawyers finish,
and edit this if you have to.
Oh, no, no.
Keep going.
When all the lawyers finish, then all the niggas who
don't speak a lick of English got to go.
No, no, before them, here come the niggas
with the orange suits that they been holding downstairs.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
They come too.
They come too.
They walk them niggas in there like Django.
Got to sit behind them niggas too.
Some bullshit, yo.
Yeah, no, that's not a.
All the prison niggas come next.
And then the people that can't speak a lick of English get to go.
Need an interpreter.
And the lawyers that's repping them can't understand nothing they're saying either.
So now they got to wait.
They got to go to the interpreter.
They got to wait.
Go get an interpreter.
The interpreter is all the way in a whole nother building.
All right.
Then the judge got to eat.
Lunch break For six hours
You ever been sitting there
For the lunch
Nigga
You be wanting to kill
No the gangster shit is
When you sitting there
And you paying the lawyer
500 an hour
And you got there at nine
You leave at four
And they just be like
Yo
Court ran a little late today
It's February 2nd
Yeah we gonna see y'all
On March 23rd.
You're like, motherfucker, I stayed for eight hours.
Ain't got to pay that.
Time five?
I was the dude who I never knew how the lawyer I hired looked.
And he was always later than me.
So when I got there, I was just looking around at the lawyer.
I'm introducing myself.
Yo, who's me?
Me?
Me?
They coming loud as hell.
Joe Budden?
Yeah, my nigga come late.
He all the way in.
He the last lawyer.
All right, shout out to everybody in traffic court.
That shit is a hassle.
Word up.
Word up.
Good feeling when you clean, though.
Then they send you over there to pay the fine to the line.
Oh, yeah.
You got to go to the line.
All 60 of them niggas that was in front.
They wait right there.
That line is down the hall.
And they take a break, too.
Oh, man. That line take a break. That line take a break too. No, man.
That line's rude as fuck.
Niggas at the window be rude as shit.
And then they don't take however you about to pay.
Oh, yeah.
However you about to pay.
No, we need a money order.
We don't want air.
We need a money order.
Nah, we don't take air max.
Nah.
Nope.
No check.
Certified money order.
Go next door to get it.
What?
I just was in line.
Damn it. What are you talking about?
Damn X
I called
They told me this was cool
Nah cashier's check only
So now you go over there
To get it
And guess what's over there
You guessed it
A line
Cause everybody else
Gotta go do the same shit
And when you get up here
You see why the line is long
This old white lady
Moving slowest
She moving slowest
Can't see shit.
Yo, I could do a whole episode on traffic court, yo.
All right, come on, come on.
Come on, we got to get
the newbies involved.
They don't know what the fuck
is going on.
They just be sitting there
quiet looking doofy.
Come on.
What's up with y'all?
See, traffic court is different
from criminal court
in New York City.
Oh, here we go.
It's not one of the same buildings.
You got it, yo.
You got it.
Super thug.
You got it, yo.
You got it.
You got it, big dog.
Yo, come on.
What y'all want to start with?
What's important?
What's unimportant?
There's a lot of fuck shit up here.
I'm going to do a whole lot of laughing.
Do not look to me for anything serious at all.
Please.
Please.
I'm telling you this whatever y'all want to start
with well you start with the big hip-hop news new music what music music y'all
new music music is coming one of the goats one of us all sees of all time
everything y'all can't say he heard you one of the best lyric time. Everything y'all kept saying, he heard you. One of the best lyricists.
He heard y'all.
Best flows ever.
Ever.
Andre 3000 is dropping a solo album this Friday.
Are we sure about that, though?
No, yeah, we're sure.
There's no press release and all that shit.
Yeah, yeah, it's happening.
Heard that shit in GQ or some shit.
It's happening.
The album is called New Blue Sun.
Oh, my God.
Somebody fucking shoot me.
What?
What? What?
I'm glad y'all can judge it off, man.
Come on.
Did he drop any hints as to what it's going to sound like?
Any snippets?
Oh, he did.
Oh, yeah, he did?
He did.
Was it a flute?
They're writing the song titles.
You can get right to it.
All right, well, track one is called,
I Swear I Really Wanted to Make a Rap Album,
But This is Literally the Way the Wind Blew Me This Time.
That's track one.
That's the name of the song?
That is track one.
That shit about to slap.
Arthur Fist.
Arthur Fist already.
Track two.
Yeah.
The slang word pussy rolls off the tongue with far better ease than the proper word vagina.
Do you agree?
That's facts.
That's a fact, but enough of this.
Enough of this.
I want to hear what that sounds like on the flute, though.
I want to hear that translated to a flute.
Oh, yeah, that's the other thing on the album.
It's all flute.
It's all flute.
Yeah, it's no raps.
Well, no, I think there was a couple other types of flutes.
It wasn't just a flute.
There was like clarinets.
If he don't go take this shit to a fortune cookie somewhere.
Oboe, maybe.
A piccolo.
A piccolo.
Yeah, all wind instruments.
He's blowing the whole shit.
Pause.
I think I'm going to enjoy this.
I bet, yeah, this is for you.
This is definitely for you.
What?
This is Pilates hits 101.
I'm so excited.
Do I have to read the rest of the track names?
Yes.
Hip hop is dead.
Track three.
Facts.
That night in Hawaii when I turned into a panther and started making these low register
purring tones that I couldn't control.
Shit was wild.
These are the greatest song titles I've ever heard in my life.
He's smoking a track list, bro.
This is bullshit.
Nah, this is fire.
That's smoking a track list to you. He is smoking a track list. What? He's definitely smoking a track list. This is bullshit. This is fire. That's smoking a track list to you.
He is smoking a track list.
What?
He's definitely smoking a track list.
Track four.
Bipolo disorders.
Daughter wears a 3,000 button down embroidered.
I don't know fully what that means, but okay.
Next track.
93 till infinity in Beyonce.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
Gandhi, Dalai Lama, Your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
Bundy, Jeffrey Dahmer, and John Wayne Gacy.
Oh, shit.
I'm going to call it.
That's going to slap.
That one's going to slap.
That might be the one.
That might be the one.
Next track is Ants to You, Gods to Who.
That's deep.
That's a good one.
That's deep.
Yeah.
I see where you're taking the culture with that one.
As a man thinketh.
Yep.
Keep going.
Dreams once buried beneath the dungeon floor slowly sprout into undying parts.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Well, that's the last song.
We got it.
We got it.
That we totally understand.
No, no, no.
We got to give him his just due.
This is Andre 3000 right here.
We got to do that right.
This is one of the GOATs.
Yeah, this ain't just somebody
off the street.
Well, bass off the street.
That's where he picked up the flute.
Yeah, okay.
What do y'all think about this bullshit?
I'm excited.
I'm fully fucking excited.
I think it's going to be hilarious.
Even though there's no words on it,
I think it's still going to be hilarious.
Because I'm going to be sitting there
trying to figure out how the words,
the song titles match the song.
I am so angry at this.
I love it.
Let me be clear.
I do love it. I love this angry at this. I love it. Let me be clear. I do love it.
I love this artistic freedom shit.
I love that you should be able to go and make whatever the fuck you want to make.
Awesome.
But we got to break that flute.
We got to break that flute, yo.
Is there any features on it?
No, we can't.
Maybe with Lizzo?
No.
No?
Okay.
She plays the flute.
That would have been a good one.
Dog, you sit in the studio with Killer Mike and No I.D. and Future and all of them Dungeon
Family, Rappity Rap, real hip-hop niggas and go crazy over there and then leave and go
grab the flute for the
rest of us? Well, this is where the wind
blew him. That's what he just told you in track once
you got listening. You got to pay attention to the music, Joe.
It's right there in the music.
He wanted to make the rap album
but as the wind blows
specifically saying
not a verse, damn near not
a drum.
Nothing that could be mistaken for hip hop is on this album.
And I'm not mad at it.
Again, again, I'm with all that artistic expression.
But when you're one of the best, and he is one of the best,
I can't say that I'm one of the best.
I'm done.
He got me.
He got me.
I'm done.
This shit's hilarious to me.
This is hilarious.
I'm going to have fun.
I'm going to have fun watching the people
who y'all just don't understand
and try to over-explain something
that really probably don't even need explanation.
It's just what he felt like doing.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
I felt like...
Because what if the nigga's nice?
Now I got to come to work
and break down...
Of the flu solo.
Like the worst case scenario
is he on there
doing some Kenny G.
What if he like,
oh shit.
Yeah,
wait,
hold up now.
We came in here
and bigged up Kenny G
after the Kenny G doc.
So,
we got to big up Andre
if he smokes the flu solo.
He might smoke.
We also thought Kenny G was black at first.
If he just started out white, who knows if we big him up.
What?
You thought Kenny G was black for real?
Everybody thought he was black.
Yeah.
They discussed it on the doc.
And on his album, they were purposely putting him as a silhouette.
They were hiding.
They went out of their way to hide that he was fucking, yeah, I thought he was, what are you talking about?
And I just found out all of those was white.
What are you talking about?
There's many of them white people we just found out was white.
Look at his face. I thought George Michael was Puerto Rican.
Why y'all act like
we knew about
ethnic groups growing up?
Only nigga I knew
for sure was white
was Rod Stewart
because you just couldn't.
No one in there
can Rod like that.
Rod Stewart was white.
What?
You more well-traveled
than me. I'm good, bro. I don't want no sauce. You knew You more well-traveled than me.
I'm good, bro.
I don't want no sauce.
You knew all of them were white?
Hall & Oates.
I had MTV back in the day.
Yeah, Hall & Oates.
Yeah, they're clearly white.
George Michael.
That nigga is 50.
You heard his response to the Hall & Oates shit?
I've never seen no Hall & Oates video.
I'll tell you that.
Me neither.
You've never seen a Hall & Oates video?
I had MTV, but no, we didn't, nigga.
You're old as hell.
You are old. You're lying. You're old. Shut up. Nigga Oates. I had MTV, but no, we didn't, nigga. You're old as hell. You are old.
You're lying.
You're old.
Shut up.
Nigga, when we was watching MTV, it was...
I was watching Dre, then.
Wait.
He had MTV.
We're at Hall and Oates.
Nigga, we was watching The Real World.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Shannon Jackson.
Yeah, downtown Julie Brown, nigga. I holy holy oh you were you was on the
countdown early oh shit oh no all right you got it you're the crazy you're the man He was watching the original Genesis on MTV.
Yo, why was MTV around back then?
What are you doing?
Holy shit.
You are four years younger than me. You are privileged.
We maybe didn't come from the same background.
You got it, bro.
I don't feel like it.
You had cable growing up, clearly.
You didn't have cable?
No.
Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him. Wait to see him't had cable? No. Wait to see him.
Wait to see him.
His face is about that.
What?
It was quite a few years we had to go up to the TV and do a beat.
Go fucking.
Don't try to pay me.
Wiggle that antenna just right.
Nah, they.
Hold your leg.
You holding it so they can tell you, all right,
stay right there.
You got it.
Then you let it go.
Holding it.
Then you let it go.
The stay right there used to get them.
Now use the antenna.
And we would stay right there, too.
You knew better.
The hanger used to get it right.
We used to be the remote.
No, the hanger get it right.
We old as hell.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
These kids like, wait, you couldn't just touch it?
Swipe the teeth?
No.
No.
They had the little thing.
We was the remote.
Yo, get up and go change that
to this channel.
Ah, fuck, all right.
Then my mom thought
she bought some ill-ass antenna shit
where it was a circular knob
where you could do...
The rabbit ears joint.
Yeah.
But the shit was like remote
and the...
No, that shit...
It ain't do nothing.
I used to be that. Click, click.
Click.
Click.
You had to spin a little.
At all.
Anyway.
That was bullshit.
Yo, Andre 3000,
this is a crock of shit
what you're doing.
You don't understand art, Joe?
It's art, man.
Andre 3000,
I can't wait for this masterpiece
to hit my earbuds.
Same.
All right, check this out.
Watch this.
Say less.
I hope it work.
I hope it work. Watch this shit. I do hope it work. Watch this shit go I hope it work I hope it work
Watch this shit
I do hope it work
Watch this shit
I'm going downstairs
In my house
And starting my drum album
All drum
Featuring Lex
Watch
Watch
Deadass
Executive produced by Lex
Made by Lex
Y'all wanna play
Where rappers can just
Just play instruments
Yeah fuck it
Alright
Watch this Go crazy Don't think I know What you're doing I can't play the drums At all neither Y'all want to play where rappers could just just play instrument. Yeah, fuck it
Go crazy
Drums at all neither and I'm gonna write some illo poem to go with it. This is a melodic
I moved the way I wasn't playing the beat the beat was playing Yeah, all I gotta do is put together ill track list and start banging on the drums
I ain't even gonna use the foot drum to
other ill tracklets and start banging on the drums,
I ain't even going to use
the foot drum,
the big drum.
They ain't going to get
the good boomer.
All these.
90 minutes.
I think they said
the album is like 90 minutes too.
Oh my God.
The Andre shit.
Eight songs,
90 minutes.
Hey Andre,
this shit might work
if albums still dropped
on a Tuesday, nigga.
If I listen to this,
it won't be this weekend.
No, it ain't going to be
this weekend.
There ain't going to be no flutes. I know what I'm listening to this weekend. What else can we listen to? it won't be this weekend no it ain't gonna be this weekend there ain't gonna be no flutes
I know what I'm listening to
this weekend
what else come out of this
Alone at Prom Deluxe
now I'm picking Andre
what if Andre do some
ill shit though
like call Lil Jon
hold up now
let me not get ahead of myself
he might start calling
James Balleroy
he got the relationships
to make him call
hey I did this little tune.
Come in here and just...
Let me let you hear it over the phone.
Metro.
Metro, what do you think?
Oh, that shit gonna go crazy.
What if Dr. Dre produced one of the flutes?
Dr. Dre with some flutes?
I'll take it back.
I gotta hear it first.
I gotta hear it first.
Because he might be pulling the okey-doke.
It might be heat.
It might be. He could be trolling
and it'd be all heat on there. Ten minutes
per song. Yeah, he might have Summer Walker
singing over some of the flutes.
It'd get crazy.
It'd get future over one of them flutes.
Speaking of singing and doing all this music shit,
hey, B5, y'all shut the
fuck up. Y'all ain't never
getting no publishing back.
Wait, what?
Wait, bad boy B5?
Yeah.
Fucking teeth.
Blogs always promoting
some shit.
B5 says
they weren't a part
of the publishing.
All this shit
that B5 gets.
Hey, Joe Button said
that B5
wasn't going to be
a part of no publishing.
Hey, Daniel, go ahead.
Fucking B5 wasn't going to be a part of no, but damn, damn, go ahead. Fucking B5.
These blogs got to stop reporting on shit.
B5, y'all might as well have told that to each other.
Hey, yo, you got your fuck?
Nah, you got your shit back?
I ain't get mine either, yo.
I ain't get mine either, yo.
Yo, call that nigga.
Maybe he got his.
Oh, man.
B5.
Hey, y'all deserve got his. Oh, man. B5. Hey, y'all deserve no publishing.
Oh, shit.
Come on, man.
Listen, the people that deserve some publishing got a little bit of it.
How many records did B5 have?
Ice?
Yeah.
I can't name one.
If he was on MTV when Hall & Oates was out, we ain't going to answer this one.
I have no idea what B-Five did.
Same.
And I'm talking to you.
Go get your pub.
Best of luck to you.
Yeah.
You're going to need it.
Y'all might as well just go write a new slap.
Yeah.
Hit that tune core.
Yeah, I'm about to go re-record Pump It Up too.
Every year I say, nah, they're going to stop playing that shit at the games.
Then I turn it.
Did they play at the Knicks game while you was there?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, that's foul.
No, not at the Knicks game.
They should have.
Damn.
I didn't think they knew I was there.
They kept putting all these famous white people in front of me.
I got to just be low.
You wasn't low.
The players knew I was there.
No, my people. I never seen the players The players knew I was there No my people
I never seen the players
I knew you was there
I never seen the players
Eat so much candy
Huh?
Yeah
Motherfuckers
She thinks she's low too
I'll shoot that whole shit up
Yeah
Yeah
Fuck y'all talking about
Hell shit
Yeah yeah
What's up
Yeah
I'm on your side
Yeah fuck out of here
Josh
Alright a lot of candy that game.
That ass, too.
I ain't playing.
Don't give a shit.
I ain't playing at all. Y'all niggas eating candy at the wrong fucking time.
Nigga, y'all see who's sitting here, nigga?
Fuck wrong with you niggas.
Tell me which one of them niggas I fried their ass up.
I've been watching Nick's game since 88.
I did not even know that there was a little candy jar on the side where you could just walk over.
Nigga, get out of here.
Ain't supposed to be over there.
Kick that shit over.
Fuck out of here.
No candy.
Now what?
That's funny.
I didn't know that either.
They ain't getting no more candy after Julius came and spoke to me, right?
There was no more candy then.
Fucking motherfuckers.
They better stop playing with me in here.
I ain't playing.
I ain't playing.
Fuck, yeah, you zip it up.
You got a blanket?
Zip it up.
Up to the neck.
Pull your neck up.
You don't want to get your shit in your throat
caught in the nipple.
Hold up.
Put the scarf on.
You don't want to get your neck caught in the nipple.
Oh, you're stupid.
I was thinking about that, too, when I saw you at the game.
That is funny.
I said, I wonder if... You know, I'm on some hay and shit.
I said, I wonder if this is a Sade birthday gift
or does just Joe want to go to a game?
Does she watch basketball or is this for Joe?
No, that was my birthday gift.
Oh, I knew it.
I felt it.
That was my birthday gift. That's what you get,? No, that was my birthday gift. Oh, I knew it. I felt it. That was my birthday gift.
That's what you get, nigga.
That wasn't her birthday gift.
The Nick game was my birthday gift.
Y'all look good.
Y'all was outside in the front.
She ordered me some fly art piece shit for my birthday,
but she got robbed from the Instagram people.
Oh, shit.
Why would you pay for this shit?
They listen to the show.
I didn't give a fuck.
They robbed us.
And it's the main shit.
A black person, too, right?
Black.
Black creator played the shit out.
It look crazy?
Show me a picture.
Show me a picture.
Nope.
Y'all hoping they wanted my dick
because I followed them.
They never sent it?
Huh?
No.
I can't say, but.
Hey, suck my dick.
Y'all throwing my people shit.
What's their name, Joe?
I'm not saying.
I'm not saying, but yeah, so.
Maybe it's still a work in progress.
You know, it's an art piece.
You know what I mean?
It's custom made.
You got to wait for the paint to dry.
So it never came?
I think it was some bullshit.
No, it was never done.
They included the flute in it.
It was never done.
And they had a baby.
Oh, so he just contributed to the baby shower.
I'll take that.
Hey, yo, big dog.
You want me not to talk about them?
That's your people?
Oh, okay.
You know them niggas?
They got the shit out of my baby.
So, yeah.
And she's telling them what she paid, too.
Get that money back and let's go to the nigga.
No, they got it.
Yeah, no, they got it.
It's fine.
Why you ain't reach out to them niggas?
Because you be hitting niggas' DMs.
You got niggas stressed out.
Yo, leave me alone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, I'm up for that.
Yeah.
I'm up for that shit.
But the nigga in that game is cool.
I'm glad you had fun, dog.
Yeah.
We have you have fun, bro.
Zip it up.
You'll get the lawn jacket, too, nigga.
Huh?
You'll get the lawn jacket all the way to the ground.
Yeah, I ain't playing.
Yeah.
Bartender's sitting there all extra friendly.
Don't do that, yo yo don't be extra ish hey yo bro we don't sell it but here's something Hell no. Hell no. Straight from the Fiji Isles.
Ish.
He give her his water.
That's crazy.
That was the last one, but you can't watch.
Then he waited a minute.
He looked at me, wait, you want one too?
Yeah, I do.
Actually, I was the one that was barged.
Oh, yeah, that was my last one.
Damn.
I had a good time.
I had a good time with you. Oh, man. That was nice. one. Damn. I had a good time. I had a good time.
Oh, man.
That's good.
Then we sat in the house and watched some 2020.
2020 marathon.
Oh, 2020.
Old ones, new ones, repeats.
That sounds like your bag, though.
That is my bag, but, like, with the new ones.
Like, oof.
You don't like the vintage shits I seen all
them shits and it's good to watch my game but now when you seen him it's like
did she see you sitting there no she's sitting there excited I'm like no way to
watch this well you that person wait wait till the brother come in wait don't
be that person you see what the brother did when he get involved.
How could you not love murder music?
Terrible, though.
Anyway, come on.
What else?
What else?
What else is lit?
What else is in music?
Please say nothing.
The Drake and J. Cole tour was announced.
Yep.
I see a lot of people care about that.
I kind of care.
I want to go to that shit.
But I got to go to Long Island, right?
J. Cole's not on that date.
For real?
Yeah.
The last four dates don't have J. Cole, and Long Island is one of them.
Well, that's disappointing.
Yeah, it's like secondary markets.
Which I think is dope, by the way.
What, J. Cole's not going to Long Island?
No, I think it's dope that they're doing the smaller cities.
He shouldn't do Long Island, right?
He's doing...
that they're doing the smaller cities.
Well, what happened,
he's doing,
so,
with Drake's original tour,
they canceled a couple days.
They said,
we're going to reschedule.
So this is the reschedule?
This is the reschedule.
They add coal.
It's like a Midwest kind of tour.
So this is an extension
of his first tour?
Yeah.
Okay.
Because I thought that he said
that he was going to sit down for a second.
He did.
Okay.
I wish he would.
This does...
No, but that's different.
I feel like he said that he wasn't going to make no new music for a while.
No.
No.
No, he said he was going to sit down?
Okay.
He said, I'm going to sit down.
You can sit on tour.
Sit on that money.
Yeah.
I want to make up them dates.
Yeah.
Sitting on that bread.
Fuck that.
I got to go out anyway,
so I'll tag a couple more on.
I'll bring bro out.
Exactly.
I'm mad I can't see them together.
Well, I guess I could,
but I have to go somewhere.
Yeah, you got to travel.
The one I'm going to
is in like Kansas City
or some shit.
And the mid-market tour
I think is fly.
I want to see how much the tickets cost though because all the major cities are typically niggas going to is in like Kansas City or some shit. And the mid-market tour I think is fly.
I want to see how much the tickets cost though
because all the major cities
are typically niggas
that got a couple dollars.
If you're doing
a little smaller markets
they might not be able
to scrape up that
luxury item.
That shit's going to be expensive.
$1,000 a pop.
They better go rob somebody
because they're going to cost.
They're going to cost, right?
They're going to cost.
You're goddamn right
they're going to cost.
Great idea.
I'm sure people will love it
like if you make it make a day out of make a trip out of it or something if you really want to go see them that bad it's dates go planes and shit go take a
flight no wrong with it hmm maybe yeah I'm good I'm gonna wait to see who walks them to the stage
this time yeah I want to hate on this you're so bad I do but I can't I don't
see much to hate or I was mad today don't do shit but I know mm-hmm happy
pot fun pot and good go Drake and Cole this is gonna really be bad next year Nope. Happy pot. Fun pot. And good.
Coke, drink, and coal.
This pot is going to really be bad next year
because I'm going to start being supportive.
Watch.
We're going to see what 2024 sounds like
when Joe is supportive of shit.
Loved it.
That was great.
What a move.
Genius by them. Don't nobody want to hear that shit. Come on. Nah, they want the hate. What a move. Genius by them.
Don't nobody want to hear that shit.
Come on.
Nah, they want the hate.
They want the hate on you.
Changing the game.
Even the people that are mad about the hate will be mad about the love.
You know what I'm saying?
They like the hate.
It's almost like they're just going to complain, right?
That part too.
That part too.
Damn it if you do.
Damn it if you don't.
But the hate helps.
I hate them people that love everything.
I hate them.
Toxic positivity.
Because they get it off.
Yes, that's what it is.
No, they get to do it.
When they do it, the people that hate shit look stupid.
Right?
When they do it, it's like, yo, why would I even spend energy on things that I don't like?
Why would I even?
They do that and they sound all zen-like.
They're like, niggas, shut up.
Because it's entertaining.
That's why.
like like niggas shut up speaking of bags what's up with your bag's over. That guy got 50 IDs, career criminal, hopping around, mad addresses.
It's over, dog.
Ah, shit.
It's over.
Kiss the bag goodbye.
And that's good for me too, stupid ass Louis luggage.
It's over for that.
You gotta go get the regular shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Plain black.
I don't give a fuck what that Pharrell bag look like.
Hell no. I ain't getting it.
A million dollar luggage.
Fuck no.
Y'all can have that.
You know, it's over that.
I'm going to get me some JanSport shit.
There you go.
Make sure you put the strings on this.
Samsonite.
I told you.
Y'all people that's robbing the baggage claim as it come,
why y'all don't ever get like the niggas that be putting their golf clubs in there?
Seems more valuable.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, and they would have to really carry it.
No, yes, it is.
Nigga, you can't sell them.
These hood niggas don't know nobody that golf.
I know niggas that ride Gucci.
Y'all too are so stereotypical.
Sorry.
Dog, what's easier to sell? Exactly. Gucci. Y'all too are so stereotypical. Sorry.
Dog, what's easier to sell?
Exactly.
Some Cartier glasses or some golf clubs?
All us in here know somebody that golf, though.
I know.
So stop.
Don't do that. And the niggas got bread.
All right.
I still can't believe you checked a Louis luggage.
I want a week without stereotypes.
Jeez.
No, I don't.
It's America.
No, you're crazy.
No, you don't.
Not happening. I don't. Never. I don't. It's America. Not happening.
I don't.
Never.
I don't.
Was that it in music?
Didn't Jeezy's album
drop on like Saturday?
11-11?
Yo, Mel!
They say she's like,
girl.
Mel is still on vacation,
though.
And back to the real world.
All right.
Back to this week.
Yo, I want to say, before we leave music,
yo, I did listen to that Meek & Ross again.
Mm-hmm.
I did listen to it again.
It's all right, bro.
It's a slow burner.
It's a slow burner.
It's much better, much better on fourth and fifth listen.
Much better.
I agree.
Much better.
I gave it a spin when I was on the road,
and that's when I hit you right away.
I said, yo, there's some shit on this album.
I listened to it.
I was listening to it.
But it is some shit on this album.
I'm not mad at this album.
I got to stop criticizing shit from rapper brain sometimes.
Sometimes I criticize from rapper brain.
And I don't feel like them niggas were saying a goddamn thing on that album,
but it didn't matter.
It didn't matter.
They wasn't there to say something.
I listened to Kodak's album too,
and I do hope that someone is there to help him.
It didn't sound like he was in the best of places.
I mean, I've only said it for mad parts.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway, back to Meek.
We should take care of our own.
Yeah, that Meek shit is fire.
And they were ragging on him for the 35,000 sales,
and they came out and said, this is an indie album.
Can't rag on them.
They licensed it to Gamma.
You can't rag on them.
That's amazing numbers for Indy
hell yeah
fans don't be knowing
what the fuck you're talking about
and again
all they care about
is first week
they don't understand
anything else
oh you didn't do
100,000 first week
you a flop
hey I could do
three grand
and make more money
than your artist
that did
200,000 first week
you don't even see it that way
and at this level
at the level
we talking about
like artists learn from labels labels ain't the only one that's gonna save money so ross and me
gonna say yo come stay at my house for a week we're gonna call the producers that we like we're
gonna hit upload and we're gonna make this money we're not gonna spend whatever comes back comes
back 35 000 in week one life of the project? They fine.
With probably minimal
marketing and
extraneous budgets.
Them niggas went to
go rapid flex.
Them niggas went to
go rap over here.
Them niggas went to
go talk to Ebro and
now our album is out.
The labels are not
the only one that's
going to keep making
money by not doing
nothing.
That makes sense.
We'll market our
shit ourselves.
We'll promo our
shit ourselves with
all our relationships
and keep all our
bread, the budget money.
Yeah.
Fuck out of here.
What budget?
Yeah.
It's my man.
Yeah, all of that shit is mine.
And that shit sounds good.
It does.
It does.
It does sound good.
I'm going to give another spin.
Mm-hmm.
I just didn't like
all the one-minute joints.
But my take was still accurate, right?
Every song three minutes and up,
they put their foot in. All them shits is bad. joints but but but my take was still accurate right or every song three minutes and up they
put their foot in all them shits is bad the baddest you already the baddest call jeremiah for the hook
call this nigga for the beat let us do our shit it's some shit on it so go listen to it
if you have not heard it and salute to independence we just talked about it two
pods ago i've had a million people reach out to me. Like, I've been feeling this way about DSPs for a minute.
So they took it and did it the way they wanted to do it.
Salute.
Yeah, no, I'm hitting a round of applause.
Salute.
I am.
I am, I am, I am.
And it's showing.
It's just showing another way.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That's really what it is.
It's laying a blueprint to show the next artist. Hey, dogs, build your fan base.
Do it this way.
You want to make some money?
Stop getting robbed by these labels.
There is another way.
Don't get caught up in looking.
Same thing Hov been saying.
Y'all still looking at Billboard?
Word.
Now, who the hell invited Chris Sean to Tamar Braxton's show?
Yeah, I watched it this morning.
Yo.
Hey, normally this is not something
I would cover here,
and I'm not really about
to get into it now.
Krishan is not my world.
That's not my world.
But Tamar Braxton is my world.
So why on God's green earth
would anybody invite
Krishan to the Tamar Braxton show?
She done hit somebody.
She hit somebody at the show.
That's a wild place to start a fight.
She thought they were trying to play it because she didn't get to perform.
I don't give a fuck what that girl thought.
She shouldn't be allowed nowhere.
What?
I don't give a fuck what she thought.
Her brain shouldn't be the deciding factor and nothing important.
You didn't hear about this, Ish?
So now homeboy went and he's at the dentist and he was bleeding and he's got witness accounts of being assaulted by this girl.
It's going to be a lawsuit.
That girl shouldn't be allowed nowhere.
If it's not a Zeus event or a Blueface event, she shouldn't be allowed nowhere.
I have a problem with that, though, Joe.
Get your shit off. My problem is that while I do understand
when I watched Tamar's story and I felt for her,
but then when I heard that when you go into a place
that you're invited and the people looking at you
as a certain character, I suffer from that,
it makes you react.
If you don't get the same respect as a human being,
like I'm here to represent and just treat me regular,
don't treat me like a person that you've seen
fighting on Zeus and acting crazy. Don't treat me like a person that you see fighting on Zeus and acting crazy.
Don't treat me like a nigga that's doing skits.
Treat me like a regular person like you would treat everybody else.
Hold on.
Dog power.
Dog power, nigga, because that's what your niggas do.
As soon as you're done.
So, when I understand, I don't think she should have hit him, but I understood the frustration
because I've experienced that where a person would treat you based off of a character
that they've seen
instead of treat you
like the person that you are.
Go.
So let me ask you a question.
Instead of dispelling
that myth
that has been following you
of somebody
that may not have any koof
or somebody
that may lack discipline
or somebody
that may be deficient
in those areas,
you leaned into it and basically
proved them true.
Instead of going to them, hey, how are you?
Nice to meet you.
And being on your P's and Q's and showing these niggas that you have a brain inside
your head and you're not just that character that they see on TV, you perpetuated this
stupid shit.
And it's just right in what y'all talking about, but that ain't what happened here.
Nobody treated her foul.
That's not true.
Well, see, that's the problem with her
because, I mean, I haven't seen this,
but I have watched her on baddies a lot.
And her interpretation,
somebody might not be treating you foul,
but she thinks she's getting,
like how you used to say,
yo, you playing me, you playing me.
Even if somebody's not playing you,
you can't really dictate how a person reacts.
That person should not be allowed
at functions the guy that is exactly what i'm saying what i'm saying is she did think that
she was getting played what i'm saying about her is this this you know this is a a loose cannon
a live wire i don't understand why you book this person if you know how they i don't think it was
a booking i think it was just like, I think it was just an extension.
Can we play the audio from the guy that was there that put the show together?
How he described it?
Like, oh, we thought you was just a girl from Zeus.
We didn't know you came here to perform.
I think it was just the extension of an invitation.
Man, fuck that nigga.
You wasn't acting like that when she was in there with a hundred niggas.
You wasn't acting like that.
You wasn't talking like that.
I don't give a fuck what community you from.
You wasn't doing it.
Now you're going live and do it.
I feel for her.
She shouldn't have did that, but fuck that nigga. You sound give a fuck what community you from. You wasn't doing it. Now you're going live and do it. I feel for her. She shouldn't have did that,
but fuck that nigga.
You sound nuts.
Man, fuck that nigga.
See, y'all do this.
There's this new generation
that does this weird shit
with y'all.
It's not weird.
It is weird.
Y'all just lean into wrong.
She's wrong.
She's wrong,
but I understand
by how he described the story.
We didn't think
you were here to perform.
We thought you was a girl from Zeus. We didn't invite you were here to perform. We thought you was a girl from Zeus.
We didn't invite you to perform.
Who the fuck are you to perform?
How did she get to the show?
They had Tamar ask if you going on stage, nigga.
Nigga.
Did you see that part?
How did she get to the show?
She was invited by Tamar.
Whatever that lady name is.
Tamar, Tamar.
Tamar.
Don't worry.
I save clips for times like this.
Yeah, because I got to hear. Don't play the wrong clips. I save clips for times like this. Yeah, because I got to hit something.
Don't play the wrong clips.
I save clips for times like this.
I got to find it now.
Let me find Tamar.
Explain it.
Let's say you're right, though.
No, no, no.
But he's not right.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm talking about let's say that's what's supposed to happen.
He do that shit too much up here.
Do what?
Lean into wrong.
Devil's advocate.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Wait, let me finish first.
Let me land, and then you can go. If you agree that she's wrong. Devil's advocate. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Let me finish first. Let me land, and then you can go. If you agree that she's wrong, then fuck him and fuck that nigga and that nigga.
There's no room for it if we agree she's wrong.
All right, so let me play while I say fuck him.
Let me play the audio that he does.
All right, thank you.
Yeah, because I'll find the audio.
Because, like, yo, even if Homeboy did something wrong,
when you start trying to scale up in big business,
niggas is going to say, shit, you got to have some diplomacy
to ignore that shit and keep your mind on the prize.
You get what I'm saying?
You got to keep your mind on the prize, yo.
Ignoring the distractions.
Especially some of these fucking executives that be looking down at you
like you a nigga
you be wanting to curse them out
but yo
it's something big ass
steak there
you know what I'm saying
like
if you went to BET
and they was doing something
to you
or you went to MTV
and they was looking at you
you got your clip
and they did
they did something to me
yeah
yeah
y'all gotta stop
first of all
let me tell you about this ghetto disgusting ghetto but Yeah. drunk with a thousand people, smelling like weed, looking dumb.
Okay?
And so, she, apparently, she makes music.
I didn't know that.
You know what I'm saying?
And apparently, she wanted to drop a beat.
So, she was mad that she didn't get to perform.
I didn't know she was a performer.
And even if I did know she was a performer,
she was not getting on the stage that
everybody has worked their ass off to make so she caught first of all y'all see the video she was up
there a drunk fool okay she so now she caught it took your man upset because she didn't get
to perform so again y'all saw her
show her dumb ass during
Love and War. She ruined the song.
She ruined the concert. She ruined
the moment. So then she go backstage
and she is upset.
Okay? Because she didn't
get to perform her ringtone. So
she storms in Tamar's dressing room
with a thousand people.
Okay? And everybody's like, nobody knew you were supposed to perform a song.
We didn't even know that you made music.
We thought you was on Zeus.
Right?
So everybody's trying to calm her down.
That was my problem.
What?
What does this tell me?
I don't like that.
What don't you like?
We didn't know you was here.
That's what he just said.
I just told you.
Everybody don't know who the fuck y'all are, yo.
True. Everybody don't know who the fuck y'all are, yo. True.
Everybody don't know who you are.
And you deal with the consequences if you don't treat me as such accordingly.
You deal with the consequences.
You sound like a complete nut.
And I stand on it.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do, nigga.
No, you do not.
Let a nigga come up here and treat me different.
I'm going to show you, nigga.
I stand on it, bro.
You can't.
You're moving the goalposts again.
I'm not moving the goalposts.
People are coming here.
If they don't know you, they will be introduced.
And then we have discourse here.
If you go to somebody else's fucking event that they bust their ass on, they already, as an artist, you're already fighting time restraints from venues.
Overages costs. There's
so much that you're fighting for as an
artist, and when you're in the town,
I'll let Tamar
tell you. I didn't even think we would speak about this.
No, bigger than that, too.
Homeboy said that they went into Tamar's
office with a hundred niggas.
That's not just how you conduct
business.
You know what I'm saying?
If you was disgruntled or you had your issues,
you go in there and you talk like a human being
and you express your issues.
We gotta spend this much time on this.
You gotta be fucking shitting me.
Dude said he organized that.
No disrespect to Krishan.
What have we ever seen about Krishan
that says she's gonna show up
on some professional shit
anywhere
this is a lengthy clip
but I'm gonna play it just because we're here
and this is Tamar
speaking herself
about what happened
to him
and when I say what happened to him he got assaulted
at my show.
The end.
The end.
The end.
Why do we need to hear more?
And it was by Chris Sean.
Somebody on her team got assaulted at her show.
There was a lot of events
that I believe were misconscrued.
And so while I'm not going to
set out the time and clear every little thing up for everyone
I want you to know
The reason why I decided to say something
Number one. I care about my team. They're all of my friends and
We put this all together
For the fans.
I'm not a clout chaser.
I don't need that.
My circle is this small.
I don't have to sell tickets for, like, oh, I need to sell tickets.
Let me do this. This show has been sold out for a month.
I didn't have an opening act I knew I didn't need an opening neck because I knew my sister was coming in the middle of the show
Braxton is coming and you know when you in different cities what are we talking
about with this girl I actually From afar
He got assaulted
He was clout chasing and got assaulted
I knew she was rowdy
I didn't judge her because of that
I felt for her
I just felt like
This was somebody I wanted to meet
To possibly take under my wing
Because everybody knows that I don't have
The best pass I have a filter i washed my face i look crazy we don't care
girls you know and in my journey of being a better person i wanted people to you know accept me for
the new person that i was and the only way that they could do that is if i was given an opportunity
and so that's really all it was i didn't call her and like oh come on to
perform in my show um I already knew Tony was planning to perform here at
this LA show she had sent me her number a while ago on a DM and I reached out to
her I'm like I said before like we all have. Chris John is like
a little sister to all of us watching her.
Then watch her make mistakes. We want to help.
You get the point. I get it now.
She's paying it forward. Yes. She identifies.
That's totally true. She's also a reality
TV star.
That used to be someone. That used to wild out.
That used to say bad shit about her.
I see basically
old me and you.
And just in case there's new young people listening,
we're talking about this lady was coming.
They fucking talking about some fucking Chris Sean.
What are y'all talking about?
Take that shit to Times Square with the tourists
and them dirty niggas dancing.
Take that shit to Zeus somewhere. I'm letting it play too, just because y'all pissed me off.
Hearing that change, hearing that change thing.
You could give me one good reason why I'm-
My fucking sister is coming tonight.
My sister is Toni Braxton.
I'm trying to look out for you.
My shit is set.
Hey, I know you may be 21, 22.
You probably never saw Boomerang.
Oh, but you should.
You should.
You probably never saw Boomerang. Oh, but you should. You should. You probably never bought the soundtrack.
You probably don't remember Tony, fresh face, young, young, uh, short hair.
Short hair.
Short hair.
You probably don't remember.
But this is a classy lady we're talking about.
Popping candy in the video.
Should I even listen?
Should I even try?
Hey, you know you've been living nothing but lies. Yeah, now we letting it ride for a minute, cause Flip wanna act stupid. It doesn't matter. And you're living in the same old house
Yeah, now we letting it ride for a minute
Cause Flip wanna act stupid
It doesn't matter
To the bridge, to the bridge with this
If you in the car, sing along out there
Wave your hands from side to side
If you with me out there
Patronage, what up?
Here we go
They think the way they see
But still you can't
Get your shit off, babyface Get this shit off, babyface.
Get this shit off, babyface.
How can you be that you're in love
When you don't know the meaning of
Love should have brought you
Brought you home last night
Yeah, shut the fuck up in that high chair.
Shut the fuck up with all that flip shit.
Yo, yo, yo.
Hey, man, let me tell you this.
Let me say this real quick.
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, no, no.
If you did that.
No.
If you agree with this.
Nigga.
And you did this somewhere, they would ban you from working in New York City.
Nigga, they ban me a lot of places, nigga.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Yes, they did.
You get a lot of work.
You get a lot of work.
They ban me because I had to work to get the work back.
True.
I had to reinvent myself.
If you know how hard it is to get the work back, why would you agree with her?
I'm saying fuck the nigga talking, not the nigga that got attacked.
Why?
Because he sounds like an idiot.
How?
I didn't like what he said.
I ain't like that.
I've experienced that before.
I didn't like that.
I didn't know you was here with your son.
I didn't like that.
That's right there, so I'm going to fucking play around with you in front of your son. I didn't like that. I've experienced that before. I didn't like that. I didn't know you was here with your son. That's right there, so I'm going to fucking play around with you in front of you.
I didn't like that. Yo, dog, everybody don't get with y'all little hip-hop ideology.
It's not about hip-hop.
It's about respect as a human being.
A nigga, every time somebody played with you outside.
There is no respect after assault.
I agree with that, but I'm not talking about that, but I agree with that.
She shouldn't have put her hands on the nigga at all. She's foul. And the nigga that got assaulted, I didn't say fuck him. I not talking about that part. I agree with that. She shouldn't have put her hands on the nigga at all.
She's foul.
And the nigga that got assaulted, I didn't say fuck him.
I'm talking about that nigga that was talking, the nigga that put it together.
I didn't like that.
So that was my reaction.
You would rep for me.
That was my reaction.
But dog.
My reaction's like this.
You come in my direction.
Hey, yo, listen.
I went in the BET, and it happened.
The only reason I didn't fire on them because of the latest gig I got.
But I went in, and that happened. Y'all niggas ain't going them because of the latest gig I got. But I went in and that happened.
Y'all niggas ain't going to play with me.
Y'all niggas, I'm not a skit, nigga.
I'm a father, I'm a man, I'm an entrepreneur, nigga.
I got a building down the block from you niggas.
So let's have some respect here.
Hold on.
Don't talk to me like that.
Don't play with me like that.
And show me the proper respect.
And if not, then I'm going to play into the character
that you guys are treating me like.
I'll play into it, nigga.
And I'll show you that
none of you niggas
are going to do nothing.
Let me ask you this.
That is going to sue me
or ban me from the building.
You immediately stop
all advancement
when you think like that.
Yeah.
You get what I'm saying?
Hit me out.
I don't want to argue with you.
Hit me out.
So if you went in BET
and they was giving you
their ass to kiss,
you got to eat that.
And now find a way
to circumvent that.
You don't lean into it
and say,
fuck y'all,
suck my dick,
da-da-da-da-da-da.
Because now they like,
that's why we banned you
in the first place.
You just confirmed
what we think about you.
This is a R&B show.
Got it.
True.
This is not a rap show.
That is true.
I agree.
We look at niggas funny
when they try to come up here
with fucking 10 niggas. I'm talking about business. You come into my show look at niggas funny when they try to come up here with fucking 10 niggas.
I'm talking about business.
You come into my show
with a hundred niggas
and y'all stink.
That's true.
I agree with that.
All of y'all smell nasty
and people here
are wearing perfume and cologne.
Got suits on and casual clothes.
There's also nowhere
for us to accommodate
your hundred people.
So now y'all just looking stupid on the side of a stage.
And Tamar was right.
That girl walked out there during all of my favorite Tamar Braxton songs.
Yeah, I just saw the video.
It looked crazy.
She looks absolutely nuts.
She just walked out there.
Drunk on stage trying to take a mic from Tamar Braxton.
No, she walked out with a mic. No, she walked out with a mic.
Huh?
She walked out with a mic.
Come on, Floody.
Yo, she looks like a fucking fool, and she should be banned.
She should be banned from anywhere that is not a Zeus event
until you learn how to act in places.
OK.
Now, dude shouldn't have said all that to her.
But the gloves is off after you assault my people.
If you assault my people, you assault my people i'm saying
whatever the fuck i want to say about you and then you bump you bum rush her dressing room
after a show you know how tired niggas be after a show like i'm just in show mode niggas is
exhausted they drinking water they talking to their family they didn't see they're trying to
rush out of there get the fuck out of here man that pissed me off looking at that shit
alright I got you
I'm
yeah now that I heard
her say why she
invited the girl
to the show
like yeah
I take that back
that is fucked up
so you think
it's a new
everything that we're doing
you think it's just
a clout thing
cause street niggas
did that shit
back in the days as well
when there was no internet
street niggas
if you didn't
I've seen
okay street niggas
bum brush a lot of dressing rooms,
violated a lot of people.
But for what?
Flip, are you talking about...
Hold on, let me deal with him.
Are you talking about low-level street niggas
or street niggas that we all know up here?
Both.
All right, I don't want to have a conversation
about low-level street niggas.
And the street niggas that we know
would never tell you to go somewhere
and ruin business and close doors
and dead opportunities and make it hot or fucking steal a brick from over here or bring the crew over here or leave the shooters down.
They know how to fucking move.
They trying to get business done.
The music business is built on fucking street niggas.
There's too many of you new niggas coming out here that don't understand shit about shit.
That's just trying to just trying to. You niggas that are making
your brand
through a monitor
have to learn
how to act in real life.
That's true.
Word.
That's what I'm trying to say.
That's true.
Okay.
I agree.
And I think that
Tamar's,
you know,
her desire to help
and want to
put somebody under her wing,
I love the,
I love the idea behind it,
but can't save everybody.
Can't save everybody.
Unfortunately,
in this particular situation,
her behavior is rewarded too often for her to see any necessary need to change.
That is the truth.
That's just outside looking.
Bring back prejudgments.
Bring back prejudging people.
Sometimes you be right.
But also.
That's kind of what I was thinking at first
until I heard her talk.
That's what I was thinking.
Bring it back.
But also the way that you've introduced yourself
to the world,
don't be mad when they act.
No.
That's my point.
And that's my point.
That's a tricky thing.
It is not a tricky thing.
It is a tricky thing.
I can 1,000% speak to that.
The reality of the fact is that however you introduce yourself to the world, you got to
be very careful because they will not let you forget it.
You know what I'm saying?
Even if you're on the quest to change, they're still going to be
like, uh, really? You know,
and they're going to look at you with the fucking side eye.
I think you have to show them a whole different side of you.
I think that you could be introduced to
the world as X, and when you get
behind closed doors, if you act like Y
and Z, now people will be like, yo,
he or she has a whole different
thing. They were in character
on the screen screen Behind closed doors
These people act like
Nothing like that
It usually take niggas like y'all though
To say that
Because you see how
When you guys describe me
Oh Flip is different
Yeah
You are
It takes you guys to say that
True
I can say that to my face turn blue
Like yo I don't play like that in person
Yo
They not gonna
They don't give a fuck
But no
But if you go in somebody's office and you...
I agree with that.
She's out of line for doing all that shit.
Hey, Flip, even without us saying it, you sitting up here, I've seen people say they've
seen a different side of you just from the way...
Like, if you only get one image from a person or one idea from them.
Man.
And that's all you...
Hold on.
That's all you kind of think about a person
That's all you know
Until you show them that
Yo it's more to me
Than just that
Salute
I don't even want to
Center him in this
He don't act like that
That's what I said
She don't do that
That's true
I don't give a fuck
What he sit up here
And say on his mic
That shit is a character
In real life
He do not do that
She do that in real life
You can invite Flip somewhere
He's not gonna assault your team
That's true Come on man Get this's not gonna assault your team That's true
Come on man
Get this shit the fuck out of here
That's true
And that's why I said that at first
I'm like
Inviting her is inviting
The energy that she carries
But
I understand Tamar's
Reasoning for trying to
Absolutely
Now I get it
I'm big sister
Yeah but as a consumer
I'm mad
Yeah
She's all the way right
As a consumer, right,
the energy you emit
is what you will attract.
So as a consumer base,
me and Ice have this
talk all the time.
Hey, I could fuck with
some of them
Pooh Shiesty records.
Guess who is never going
to a Pooh Shiesty show?
Because the energy that's there,
I just don't want to go to. That's true. If I went to a Babyface show and Pooh Shiesty show because the energy that's there, I just don't want to go to.
That's true.
If I went to a Babyface show
and Pooh Shiesty came out
and started doing some shit,
I would be livid
because I'm here for...
I ain't going to lie,
but I might be coming.
I'm here for...
I'm here for...
I might want to hear
a little Babyface
running over back
and blurring a little bit.
You know what I mean?
We come to the show for the reasons we come to the show.
All that extra surprise guests,
your mans. Keep your mans. I'm cool with all your mans.
No, you're right.
Fucking got me riled up.
Chris Sean is on my list of
religion,
war,
politics, Chris Sean, war, politics,
politics,
Chris Sean,
Jonathan Majors.
So stupid.
Kiki Palmer,
ex-boyfriend,
whoever,
he didn't help himself.
No.
He didn't help himself.
He thought he did.
That made it worse.
I don't know what.
He's,
he's,
he's,
what are you doing?
What are you doing? Moving know that topic huh moving past that topic I ain't moving past it the fuck is he doing I don't
know but moving past that topic we can this is the entertainment is a fun part
we want to have some fun I heard the audio where the mother was telling the
nigga you're gonna J She was on speaker.
He thought he was saving himself by saying,
what he said, yo, her mom threatened
to put a bullet in my head.
Well, why would a mom do that?
Possibly for beating on her daughter.
Why on earth would a mother want to do that?
Throwing her daughter around.
Then they leaked the conversation between the the moms because his mom got involved.
His mom hit her mom to say, hey, your daughter just threatened, you threatened to blah, blah,
blah, blah.
And their mom was like, you raised a woman abuser.
You've been beating my daughter's ass.
And they had that exchange.
He didn't help himself.
Come on, let's move on.
But boy, you look like a nut.
You look like a nut.
She should have fucked Usher.
Should have sucked him off and everything.
She should have gave Usher the best head in the fucking world.
If you was at home acting like that.
Stupid-ass fans, here we go.
How could you do that at the Usher show?
Look at this nigga.
You hear us?
Why you niggas can't just mind our fucking business?
Can I ask a question?
Shoot.
Not if it's not fun.
I used all the non-fun time on this.
If you're about to ask something that's going to amp.
Do you know what I'm going to ask?
Do you have an idea of what I'm going to ask?
Something not fun.
Yes.
Something not fun, girly, variety-ish.
I have an idea.
What do you think I'm going to ask?
Does it pertain to the show?
It pertains to y'all's reaction towards her.
I know exactly what you're going to ask.
And knowing what we know now about him and what he was doing behind closed doors.
I asked her if she wanted to go home before the pod even started.
She said, no, I want a pod.
I'm feeling good.
Okay, fine.
Then I won't. No, I want to hear it. I want to take it as feeling good so okay fine then I won't I won't
no I want to hear it
I want her to give a question
no we in
I mean
I literally
okay
we in too deep now
we waiting for you
go ahead do it
what are you doing back there
there's an audience listening
I know okay
do you guys have
a different opinion
about
in hindsight
Kiki going to the
going to the Usher show
oh you trying to trap somebody.
Why do women do that on God's podcast?
I'm just, listen.
Why are you coming in?
No, no, no.
We about to get the smoke.
No.
Why do you do that?
No, it's not me.
A human being.
My answer is no.
Okay.
I don't have a difference of opinion.
Okay, you don't have a difference of opinion.
At all.
Okay.
Hindsight can sometimes, you know, give you insight as to more information
than you originally had,
and then your opinion changes.
But this isn't hindsight.
This is media wars that they're doing right now.
So hindsight is waiting for them to do their due diligence,
having their little trial,
waiting for discovery, waiting for evidence.
That would be hindsight.
Well, what's interesting...
Not in the middle of some media shit.
Hey, yo, listen to this.
How she conducted herself was based on how we think
somebody that's in a relationship conducts themselves it's not based on what's going on
at home it's based on how you conduct yourself in a relationship and now to your point i'm gonna
jump on your point if you getting your ass whooped at home that's even more reason why you don't do what she did. Stop your gender wars, fam.
I wasn't trying to do gender wars.
You were trying to get it going.
No.
No.
I was just asking to see if anybody had changed their opinion based on.
What do you think about what he just said?
Huh?
What do you think about what he just said?
It is a typical ish answer.
Every time he says something, you're a little mastiff bark.
Get right back to Yorkie.
You did all that.
It's a typical-ish answer.
If I know I'm getting
my ass whipped at home,
I'm going to be
on my P's and Q's.
And that's not nice to say.
I'm not trying to be funny,
but that's a real,
I'm not saying
that that's funny at all.
What I'm saying is
if I know
my boss is an asshole
and I could potentially
get fired
or get reamed out
or get suspended by my boss,
that's a, I'm going to be on my P's and Q's. Or you could just be tired of the job and say, and I could potentially get fired or get reamed out or get suspended by my boss that said,
I'm going to be on my P's and Q's.
Or you could just be tired of the job and say, fuck your boss.
I don't.
I don't like it.
You always try to do that.
I don't know why you be trying to jam us up.
Us talking about how the fuck she act at a concert
and how we respond to a domestic violence incident.
Why do you conflate the two?
I'm not conflating the two.
I was wondering if now that we have more information
about what their relationship seems to be,
do you guys have a difference of opinion
about her behavior at the Usher show?
I don't think I had a problem with her performance
or whatever the Usher show.
Behavior.
I didn't either.
What she's saying is...
Why do y'all keep repeating it?
I tried to prevent us from getting here.
You're absolutely right.
Come on, take us away.
So Kim K is on GQ's Man of the Year cover.
Get y'all thoughts about that?
How does she look?
She looks great.
How do you think?
When don't she look great?
She looks amazing.
Joseph, anything? Nope? Okay. I think she looks great. She looks amazing. Joseph, anything?
Nope.
Okay.
I think she looks great.
Anything about her being on the man of the year?
I think that's crazy.
I personally think that's crazy.
She's not a man.
She's not a man.
GQ's man of the year.
Correct.
She's not a man.
Did GQ release a statement as to
why they put her on the cover and
named her man of the year they didn't name her man
of the year she's on the cover okay
of the man of the year issue
this is a rollout okay because
of the skims menswear launch
got it so that's
I guess it's marketing
to men it's marketing this is a little clever little
get people talking it works I mean it works I saw people yo they named her man
of the year how dare they you know but you know you got to look a little
further so who actually got the man of the year titles all I saw was it were
three covers they didn't announce the man of the year it's her it's the men of
the year that's your man of the Year. Travis Scott.
And there's an actor.
Find the name.
I'm not familiar with the actor.
Jacob Elordi?
Yeah.
I don't know who that is.
Mel, who's that?
He's new because I don't fucking have a clue.
Okay.
Well, we'll just... John, fuck you boss.
Fuck your property.
Fuck your ass.
Fuck you and the...
At the front desk too. One guy in the main room. Fuck your office. Fuck you in the, at the front desk too.
My guy in the main room.
Fuck you.
This whole company can slap my knob.
Fuck all y'all.
Fuck this job.
That's a little way to quit.
That's how you go out.
Make a bop.
Take that shit on a fucking beach bill in the office.
Walk out.
Oh, I knew the Beach Boys was white, too.
I knew they was white.
Rod Stewart and the Beach Boys.
You know the black people weren't playing by the beach?
What are you talking about?
Duh.
Niggas ain't playing with the water.
Niggas ain't swimming. the water. Niggas ain't swimming.
He right.
The Beach Boys.
But nah, that song made me think,
maybe not y'all,
but what's the wildest way y'all ever quit a job?
Not show up.
Oh wait, I thought we was about to kick Kim K's back in.
We can do that.
Ain't nobody said nothing.
I'm tired of being alleged by myself.
Nobody said a word.
And I do like that skim shit.
I love that shit.
Have you guys bought any?
Yes.
Okay, yes, yes.
He waiting to get them.
Yeah.
I got Supreme on my way.
I got rid of them fucking hand rolls.
They got rid of you?
Bullshit. Bum ass bucks. Rolled up on your ass. What was your question? I got rid of them fucking hand rolls. They got rid of you? Them shits is out of here.
Bullshit.
Bum ass bucks.
Rolled up on your ass.
What was your question?
Why does one of y'all ever quit a job?
I know y'all didn't.
You said you haven't really worked a job like that, right?
Only one day.
I just didn't show up.
Same.
Yeah, stop going.
Yeah.
Y'all ain't never do no wild shit.
You did wild shit? Might have took some shit well no just took some shit I didn't steal
anything but yeah just left like mid shift I had an instance where they was
calling they thought something happened to me I worked at a dealership and this
was one of them Blizzard blizzards back in 2000 I was in training to do it
okay and they did some fuck shit they was like yo all y'all newbies go clean the cars off but
it was a blizzard like you got a shovel in between the cars and clear them off so people could walk
through uh-huh I just left started calling my phone they said they had the ambulance up there
looking they maybe thought I got trapped under some snow.
Oh, shit.
I'm like, fuck y'all.
I'm not doing this.
That was it, though.
You've worked it.
You had to have quit.
Yeah, I ain't do no ignorant shit, though.
I just ain't show the fuck back up.
And the jobs that I like, I gave them two weeks and did the appropriate shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
When you don't like the job, they don't go on the resume.
So you don't give a fuck.
I never was here.
Your resume is such a wild concept.
I'm going to get one.
I'm going to get one.
Yo, say it.
I'm going to get one.
Like, that's a dog or some shit, bro.
I mean, what's it called now?
You don't need one.
No, they got them for you.
He don't need them.
They got them for you.
Like, if Joe wanted to go interview for the Tonight Show or something.
Well, they would send your...
Stats.
EBK.
Yeah, EBK.
EBK and all that.
That's a resume.
I feel like such a loser when I went there.
It was one job.
There's only one job that I applied for that they would actually have a resume.
In the 90s.
That was such a big thing in the 90s.
That's still a big thing.
What are you talking about?
Oh, I don't hear my resume.
It's such a big, it's such a big, no.
There's a whole website for it.
I was about to say, it's such a big thing that people pay people to write the resume.
In the 90s, you had to know the girl that did resumes.
You still do.
Yeah.
For real?
Yeah.
Yes.
Nigga, Chad GPT can do the resume now.
Well, that's probably true.
In the 90s, you had to know the girl to put the fake shit on your resume.
Nah, you got to know the person to verify.
You got to know somebody.
Then I'm giving them my resume.
They're asking me about everything on there.
Man, I'm out.
They're going to take your word for it?
I got the fuck out of there.
Then they was really calling people.
Yeah, nigga.
Oh, my God.
They make it so tough.
They don't do that no more, man.
Yes, they do.
How do...
Y'all, you can't speak to that.
They talking to him.
Cousin Orlando.
He was great.
The best worker I ever had.
Y'all ever had the person put you down and don't tell you?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
It's the worst shit in the world.
Who?
Oh, yeah, I know that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What's up?
And then you find out you done got him fucked up?
You got your other voice on?
Yeah, you got to tell somebody you put him down as a...
I hate niggas that do that.
They involve you when I put you on.
You got to tell you.
Yeah.
You got to tell me.
Then they get mad at you.
When the nigga put me on, nigga.
Don't be mad at me and fuck your job after that.
Yeah.
Is it true that Rihanna's having another baby? No, that was
an old photo.
Don't worry, y'all still ain't getting no music.
That didn't change nothing.
It was an old picture.
You see a little
Lil Yachty's quote?
I can give
it a read here if you want.
Let's see. He said...
They wouldn't let me miss this quote. No, they sure wouldn't.
They added me about 100 times.
He was at Rolling Stone
at some type of event
and he said,
hip-hop is in a terrible place.
The state of hip-hop right now
is a lot of imitation.
It's a lot of quick,
low-quality music
being put out.
It's a lot less risk-taking.
It's a lot less originality.
People are too safe now.
Everyone is so safe.
I'd rather take the risk
than take the L.
And you know what?
I agree.
He can say that, though.
His album this year was great, and it was risky.
It was some different shit.
I want to know, has he said it to anybody?
That's what I want to know, too.
Outside of Rolling Stone, you had to take that same quote and just say it to somebody.
You live long enough to see yourself become the villain, man.
That's all.
That's all.
He just saying what we said.
Yeah, but he could say it.
Yeah, he could say it.
I can't say it.
You got to be active in there to say it.
And you got to be doing different,
trying different shit,
which he is.
He can absolutely say it.
It's just funny
because when it was said to him,
you know.
They ain't like it.
Not at all.
They ain't like that at all.
I don't think the newer generation is ever going to like somebody saying that.
True.
Like, that's never going to be a dope thing to say to people that are active and current.
No matter who said it.
True.
If Cole said it right now, that's not received.
Well, if anybody, that's just not something that people are going to feel good about
feel like you're stepping on
they shit because I'm still here
or especially if they trying to get into it
like early in they career
like bro you stepping on my shit just because you established
already you had to fight through this
at one point too it's just a cycle
repeating itself over and over
and it's going to keep happening
hip hop is seems to be
a young sport.
So when the younger ones come in
and the older ones move on,
they'll start to hate.
Now I won't call it hate.
Just criticize.
Criticize.
Criticize.
Because it's not hate.
They want me to come in here
and fucking tell.
Listen,
I say it all the time.
This change is coming. Man'm we gonna get to play
I'm never talking about the music. None of it
None of it
I'm getting to the army. I'm getting to a place where I'm only gonna talk about the shit. I like
The music was if I don't like it, I don't give a fuck. I'm not gonna do it. Yeah, buddy
Sorry won't get a cheese overview out of me
That I Yeah, buddy, sorry. Won't get a Tizo review out of me. I like him though. Yeah, he's dope.
I get it.
Yeah, thank you.
Understood.
Thank you.
I completely get it.
I never said he wasn't.
I said I'm not the one for the review.
You got to know which reviews belong to you.
That's true.
And which ones don't.
That's very true. I'm sticking to my fucking Cleo Soul review.
Man, that's like me coming in here giving a deep dive on a made-up project.
Not saying nothing's wrong with it, but what the fuck I know about it?
You should get to know about it.
You should.
You should.
You might want to get to know about it.
Again.
Again, that's not a no.
She might want you to get to know about it.
She watched all you niggas.
Anybody that put out R&B this year, she watched you.
Yeah.
I'm standing in it.
For the most part. For the most part.
For the most part.
With the exception of maybe four of y'all.
BJ.
Four or five of y'all.
BJ's on there.
I got a few more, but she watched all y'all.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
Oh, I got some shit to kill.
Oh, let's do it.
The Killer.
Oh, you watched it?
Oh, I got to close my ears.
I want to watch that shit.
I watched it last night, man. No, you don't. For real? No, you don't. What is it, though? It's a movie. It's a movie. Oh, it watched it? Netflix. I want to watch this shit. I watched it last night.
No, you don't.
For real?
No, you don't. What is it, though?
It's a movie.
It's a movie.
It's not a doc.
It's made by David Fincher.
It's a real movie.
David Fincher.
Who's an amazing director.
Michael Fassbender is the lead.
Okay.
Did you like it?
It was cool.
I kind of saw where this movie was going from Michael.
The little trailer didn't do it for me.
I didn't watch the trailer.
I read the little synopsis and said, all right, I had nothing to do.
Let me just click play on this.
I played that shit for Rem, the trailer.
She was like, you can go ahead and watch that by yourself.
See, I thought they absolutely smoked the trailer.
It didn't look like it was about none.
But I also saw it in the movie theater.
Oh, OK.
And that was enough for me, right?
Any time there's been a-
Oh, that's not a new movie?
You saw the trailer in the movie theater. I saw the trailer. Oh movie i saw the trailer okay okay i thought you watched the movie when you go to the movies now they're showing you
some netflix shit and some apple shit like it's not all just okay so i saw it there and they had
me right because anything with uh any movie with a skilled trained shooter that is just running around talking to himself and himself only, that movie has never been whack.
What's the shit?
Fucking hell, what's the shit?
American Sniper.
What's the other one?
The Professional.
Shit, even Memento.
A nigga that's just talking to himself.
But any movie with a trained assassin talking to himself has been nothing but fire.
So when they showed this nigga who I love walking around the whole movie just talking to himself, saying shit like,
Preparation is key.
Anticipation.
Whatever the fuck he was saying, but he was just talking to himself.
I'm like, man, we lit.
I turn it on.
He's talking to himself from the rip.
From the rip.
From the rip.
I packed six suitcases today.
Oh, the weather is kind of today.
I don't do Airbnb because everybody has an anti-camera.
That's the easiest way to get caught up.
Yeah.
He was breaking this shit down.
You never want to leave any witnesses because it's... So he's talking to himself. You're like, I'm on the easiest way to get caught up. He was breaking this shit down. You never want to leave any witnesses.
He's talking to himself. He's like, I'm on the edge of my bed.
He's about to kill some killing shit.
Five minutes, ten minutes
later, they show him in his
little killer room. He in the
room across from the target.
He in the building. He lay down a little
yoga mat.
He's explaining it. You have to find boredom in these situations. He lay down a little yoga mat. He's explaining it.
You have to fight boredom in these situations.
Boredom is the easiest way to not be able to handle your target.
I have been sitting here for seven days.
Like, he gone like, oh, my.
I was going to say, this sounds dope for me.
When he broke the shit down about, I don't have a side in the fight.
I don't. Oh, yeah the fight. I don't.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I form no opinions.
When I am called, it is purely an action.
What I think matters none in this.
Oh, shit.
Like to put it in layman's terms, I simply don't give a fuck.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And the fuck, however they mix that fuck, they put a beat
underneath the fuck.
I don't give a pow.
Then he got a table, right?
He got a table
where he pressed
the foot thing
and it moved
the level of the table.
So after he say
all this shit,
10 minutes in,
he moves the level
of the table.
He takes out his fucking
and he start aiming
for the target,
stupid ass target
that opened all the curtains at 6 in the morning. This nigga been waiting for a week to kill you. You come right in, open for the target, stupid-ass target, then opened all the curtains at 6 in the morning.
This nigga been waiting for a week to kill you.
You come right in, open all the curtains.
Fine, he got some girl coming out to dance.
That's my bag. I feel you.
Don't you know that this nigga killed the girl?
Oh, shit.
She stepped in front of the bullet.
I don't give a fuck what 10 minutes in
and this ill killer has killed the wrong nigga.
That's fine.
Now, because we've all seen this movie, the agency that you work for is now going to try to kill you for the next two hours, and you have to kill 900 of them like John Wick did.
Exactly.
Want to know how many he killed?
I count it.
I count it for you.
Three. Oh, shit. Three. Three. I count it I count it for you three
oh shit
three
he killed three niggas
and the first nigga
beat the shit out of him
first nigga
beat his ass
while he was talking
to himself
duck that left
you fucking idiot
if you would focus
and stop talking to yourself You fucking idiot. If you would focus
and stop talking to yourself,
maybe you could kill somebody effectively.
Hated this movie.
Ten thumbs down.
He's about to kill the mailman.
Loaded up his gun.
Nigga opening the door.
Oh, he's just dropping the mail off. Put his gun nigga opening the door oh he just dropping the mail off
put his gun back
on the table
this fucking idiot
this nigga didn't do
nothing gully
he didn't do nothing
they got the nerve
when it says the killer
I think it was just
a red dot for the eye
or something
the eye is laid down
the eye can get back up
the eye is laid down he didn't lay get back up. The eye is laid down.
He didn't lay nothing down.
He didn't lay down a thing.
He shouldn't have been talking to himself.
Because he missed the eye.
He should have been talking to himself.
He missed the target.
That's unfortunate.
I was looking forward to this, too.
Yeah, that's Magneto.
Yeah, young Magneto.
Michael Fassbender.
Yes, that's who he is.
I like this thing.
I couldn't remember.
Magneto.
Magneto, yep.
The fucking killer.
And it's David Fincher, too.
David Fincher, he don't miss.
I watched some other shit called...
He don't miss.
Well, he missed.
Some shit called 57 Seconds.
Anything with Morgan Freeman in it I'm going to watch.
I think I saw that before.
Where he gave my man a ring, and every time you press the ring, you jump back in time
57 seconds. I definitely saw that.
Is it new? It's the dumbest movie.
It sounds like some bullshit. It's the stupidest movie.
Morgan Freeman is...
Morgan Freeman.
Listen, if you see Morgan Freeman
sometime today, Bruce Willis
today, some of them old stars,
they're getting a Z-level
tubey shit shit they stealing money
yeah
yeah they are
they are stealing
they're killer
yeah if you push
the button and jump
that's a nice concept
shit was caca
nah I mean
it was cool
it was like
he did what I would do
what a nigga would do
went to the casino
started playing roulette
he watch it
see what win
hit the button
and go back
I mean playing roulette. He watch it, see what win, hit the button, and go back.
I mean,
but, you know,
shit just went a little,
it got out of hand.
And they got caught.
That tuna's stupid shit.
No, they couldn't catch him.
They did catch him.
No, they didn't know exactly what,
they still never knew
until it was too late.
They knew some bullshit.
They knew some bullshit.
They kept trying to set him up.
He kept going in the casino every day. Get off of here. Like until it was too late. They knew some bullshit. They knew some bullshit. They kept trying to set him up.
He kept going in the casino every day.
Nigga, get off of here.
It was
his
like a Sackler family
type of dude
that put out
a pill
that got everybody hooked.
He lost a family member.
He wanted to take them down.
So he got close with him
and
the dude gave him
like a test.
He was like,
if I whistle,
you tell me what will happen. So let him whistle the chick gonna come over rub
your shoulders so he got tight with him in order to take them down but in the
end that was funny too he got it wrong he got it wrong first yeah he had to get
it wrong so you can see what happened I know and then he crockish yeah it was
it was some espionage shit, but he just kept jumping back.
Like, he'll watch what happened.
I got to get in his safe.
Okay, let me get the combination to his safe.
So it's a whole movie
about instant replay.
This sounds terrible.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to get the lotto
and I'm out.
Thank God the writer's strike
is over, man.
Yeah, it worked.
Thank God the writer's strike
is over.
And actor's strike, right?
Yeah, y'all been
piecing them together.
Yeah, man.
Piecing scripts.
Been watching a whole
bunch of bullshit on the watch old tv i still watch old shit i do still want to run to the
movie theater to see the old movie that they i told y'all they do that up there where they show
old movies like signs of the lambs taxi i do want to do that still yeah that's fine yeah hell yeah
i want to do that and i'm'm still not over my winter trip.
Come on, winter trip somewhere.
Poconos, here we go.
Poconos, we bike.
Yeah, man.
Get the cabin.
Get the cabin, bro.
Some hot cocoa.
I always had a good time in the Poconos.
Sleeping bags.
S'mores.
S'mores.
Wait, is this a plan
Are we doing this
Yoski
No
Y'all didn't answer now
What
What's the question
Is this a plan
Are we doing this
We would like to
It's a hypothetical plan
I don't think it would be
The Poconos
Okay
My bad big boy
I'm
Nigga
I would
I'm going to the Poconos
What the fuck y'all talking about
Something tells me This would be a guys-only group chat.
Mel, you can't come with us to the Poconos.
Why?
Who want to tell them?
Which reason do you want to hear first?
Coupled up?
Is that the main reason?
No.
Okay.
Is the other reason because I'm not fun?
No, but... Answer her, Joseph.
Now that you mention it.
It's not my show.
What's the reason?
What's the bigger reason?
It's not your show.
I'm having a brain freeze. I'm having a brain freeze.
I'm having a brain freeze at the moment.
I like outdoor winter sports.
I skate.
Cricket, cricket, chirp, chirp.
See, that's why I just asked.
I said, do y'all ski?
What'd you say, Parks?
No.
Fuck no.
Have you skied before?
I sit in the lodge.
You skied before?
I've skied before.
I skied before.
I've skied. That shit fun. That's how I know it's not for me. You skied before? I've skied before. I skied before. I've skied.
That shit fun.
That's how I know it's not for me.
That shit was fun.
I've done it before.
If I'm in the Poconos, I'm going skiing.
If I'm in the Aspens, I'm going skiing.
There's a few things that we don't need to be a part of.
Who's we?
The whites can have.
Blacks?
The whites can have skiing.
I don't want skiing.
No, it's yours.
Nah, I'm cool.
I'm cool. I'm cool.
I'll do a cross-country ski.
I'll cross-country ski.
What the fuck is cross-country?
It's like jogging with skis.
It's like flat land.
Exactly.
It's on flat land.
They get me on the skiing trip when fucking Jay Holiday and Escape is performing at the
fucking Sunday Lodge.
Hey, if I like who's performing on Sunday, I'll be there.
Nah, I did that shit.
Some Montclair shit.
Some fly shit.
Oh, no, gotta be, yeah.
Remember niggas used to do the ski trips every year?
Yes.
You been up there?
I think I did that once.
I heard that shit used to be on fire.
I never went, but I heard it.
It's some good snuggling could be done.
I bet it was.
You was invited every year, though.
I definitely
never went though right
I never went
I can tell you the exact spot
on our winter fun trip
that is going to go awry
for you
go ahead
day one dinner
damn
the day one dinner
how many days were there
three
keep going
elaborate
yeah what happens
we all got to come together.
We all going to come together and sit down and eat.
But everybody's going to come from wherever they was at.
Right?
She's going to come down there crying, spinning around.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
She's going to come.
We hungry as hell.
Ah! What happened? Ah! I can't even tell you. It's going to be somebody. she's gonna come hungry as hell what happened
I can't even tell you
somebody
when that happens
who gonna go and take Mel to the side
and hug her
all that brother shit
yeah flip it do it
yeah you would
yeah you would
okay
and then the moment would bypass us I would do it. Yeah, you would. Yeah, you would. Okay. He's like,
you're flipping his shit.
And then the moment
would bypass us
and everything would do that.
If you come to the...
Yeah, Flip ain't coming.
Yeah, Flip don't fuck with us
like that at all.
Don't you come to that front.
Yeah, he ain't gonna be there.
So who's next in the command?
Why you think I won't be there?
Because you don't come
to do anything that we do.
Yeah, you don't fuck with us.
Because I'm not interested
in that type of stuff,
but I'll come to the joint.
I'll come hang out with y'all niggas.
No, but leave JR and the camera home.
Put me last on whatever the list.
Oh, who's next to Console Mel?
Yeah, I'm...
I'll Console Mel.
Thank you, Marks.
It'll be Ish next, man.
Ish is next.
It'll be Ish.
Hey, yo, what's wrong, yo?
Send Red.
Hey, yo, what's wrong?
That's what I meant by me.
Send Red.
Send a girl in there.
That's what I meant by me. Hey, baby in there. That's what I meant by me.
Hey,
baby,
go to the bathroom.
Plus one.
See who the fuck is up with this weird,
I mean,
baby,
go check it out.
See what's going on.
What's wrong,
yo?
Who did that,
yo?
What happened?
Can I talk?
You would have to obey the no cry rule.
Obey sounds nuts.
You would have to adhere to the no cry rule at the shindig.
I'd be fine with that.
I don't cry all the time.
Lemon drops?
Spirits?
Yeah.
Bartender.
Right here.
Yes.
It's definitely some crying.
I wish y'all could see.
Hey, Cora, get the door. I wish y'all could see.
Yeah, nah. I ain't gonna hold you. I wish y'all could see Hey Korg get the door I wish y'all could see Yeah nah
I ain't gonna hold you
Did y'all see
Tamar and Tony
Trying to take a picture
With Keyshawn shaking ass
Come on let me show it to you
From here
From here
Play
Just so y'all can see
The behavior
Word
Just y'all
Yeah Tony Branson Looking at this girl like,
what are you doing here?
Who invited this girl?
Tony Braxton, y'all playing like that around.
All right, come on.
Finesse two times, got a BBL or some shit.
What happened?
What?
What?
Who?
Finesse two times.
Finesse two times.
He came out and said,
I'm no longer doing the two-girlfriend shit.
That shit is whack. I have children.-girlfriend shit. That shit is whack.
I have children.
They see that shit.
That shit is played.
And I guess one of his exes was like, shut up, nigga.
Shut up, nigga.
You just healing from your little BBL.
Wow.
And you think you about to pop out.
And then he said some shit like, I'm
about to go from finesse two times to finesse two fine.
And you was just sitting there.
You know what?
I'm with Andre D. Dawson, man.
Just play the flute, man.
Fuck rap.
Forget it.
Flute it up.
What the fuck are we talking about?
Yeah, this rap shit is for the birds.
I'll tell you that.
What?
Speaking of, let me let him explain this bullshit.
The title is, I swear, I really wanted to make a rap album,
but this is literally the way the wind blew me this time.
I'm going to fight you.
And so for me, I already knew how people would be looking at it.
And I didn't want to troll people.
I didn't want people to think, oh, this Andre 3000 album is coming.
And you play it, and you're like, oh, man, no verses.
So even actually
on the packaging you know you'll see it it says warning no bars so it's kind of like it's letting
you know what it is off the top no that's true but also like this is true man like like I really
like you understand like I love rap music because it was a part of my youth so I would love to be
out here rapping with everybody rapping because it's almost like fun to being on
the playground playing like I would love to be I hit playing with everybody but
it's like it's just not happening for me which is the rule this thing is coming
right now not to say that I would never do it again but it's those are not the
things that are coming right now and I have to... I'm with him.
First song.
I'm with him, man.
You with him?
Yeah, man.
Bring the flutes out.
Yeah.
You got to take you where the wind leads you, right?
Yeah.
That's it.
Tell that wind
to shut the fuck up
and get a pen
and a pad
and write some shit.
What you talking about?
Rap over your flutes.
Top five.
Top five.
Ice got a three stacks vendetta like
a lauren hill vendetta get your shit up you're waving your little timberland boot around
i have been the quietest one on this i don't give a i'm actually looking forward to it it's funny to
me to me he is trolling even that's trolling all of us trolling because you know what we want you
know what everybody wants now granted you don't have to adhere to that you can do what you want
to do it's artistic freedom and all of that cool but you know everybody places want. You know what everybody wants. Now, granted, you don't have to adhere to that. You can do what you want to do. It's artistic freedom
and all of that cool.
But you know everybody
places you on this pedestal
as one of the greatest.
You don't want to be that.
You want to be the greatest flutist.
And let him do it.
So I think it's trolling.
I think him announcing
a new album is trolling.
So this shit is hilarious to me.
I better hear a bonus
big boy verse.
He won't even let big boy get a verse over the flute. I think this whole shit is hilarious to me. I better hear a bonus big boy verse. He won't even let big boy get a verse over the floor.
I think this whole shit is funny to me.
There ain't no vendetta.
Ice has a three stacks vendetta.
I don't have a three stacks vendetta.
I have a vendetta with the people who just put him way up there,
and I don't think that's fair.
Where do you have him at?
Not there.
Top 20.
You understand where you don't have him. Can y'all not answer for him? where do you have him at not there I'd understand where you don't have him oh well can y'all not answer for him I'm gonna have
you have him on what list on the greatest list greatest rappers of all
time artists greatest artists he's not that high to me because to be on that
greatest list there's other things other than your rapid ability that goes into
it let's talk about the rapid ability. Strictly rapping ability, he's top 10.
Strictly rapping ability, top 10.
Okay.
And the artist list, he's where?
Much lower.
I respect that.
Top 50?
Something like that, maybe.
But you have Outkast as a group high.
Very high.
Where?
They're in the top five groups for me.
Okay. I receive me. Okay.
I receive that.
Yeah.
I receive that.
Receive.
Let some silence linger.
Rock out.
Clip it up.
Clip it up right there.
Clip it up.
That's it right there, E.
Clip it up right there.
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Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.. Hey. I'm a little silent when I throw some silence. I'm a little silent. I'm a little silent. I'm a little silent. I'm a little silent. I'm a little silent. I'm a little silent. I'm go with it? I got a whole list of them. That pasta looks so good.
Let me see what it look like with a little silent when I throw some silence.
Rock out.
Silence, fuck a pot.
Yo, you can say the most true shit on a pot if the room is just silent.
Oh, my God.
That's why you got to not care about that shit.
Clip it up.
Tasha K is trying to get sued.
Tasha K is being sued by R. Kelly.
R. Kelly is suing the private prison fund people.
Bureau of Prisons.
And Tasha K.
I want to say, Tasha K is a legend.
You know how bad you got to be for R. Kelly to sue you for defamation?
And it looks like he got a case.
Oh, no, he got one.
He got one.
They defamed that nigga.
They defamed him.
I mean, he did some defaming himself.
No doubt.
Also, but.
That's crazy, y'all.
What is he suing?
If I was Tory Lanez, I'd be trying to get them to transfer me to R. Kelly.
We're going to see who the real king is.
He's suing them because he said the Bureau of Prisons allowed guards to illegally access his recordings of phone calls with his lawyer, his girlfriend, stuff like that.
And then they then sold that information to Tasha Kay, who broadcasted on her show.
Yep.
Is that even legal?
No.
No.
So any conversations that you have On a prison phone
They can use them
In court proceedings
Yeah
But they can't just
Put them out to the free world
Put them on a podcast
And they were saying
That they
The recordings
Should not have been
Able to be accessed
By these guards
Or whoever did it
Yeah
By these goons
So that's where his case is
Criminals
Wow
He's got a case Mm at. Criminals.
He's got a case.
Tasha K be trying to get sued.
You've seen the Will Smith shit, I'm sure.
I've seen the Will Smith shit.
I have no comment on that.
But that's another instance of Tasha K trying to get sued.
I don't know about that.
Why not? That one in particular, because that has been like an extremely pervasive rumor that Tisha Campbell, who was married to Dwayne Martin, kind of, you know, kind of hinted at.
So it's been a rumor that's been around for it's not like.
Are you doing your flip shit now?
Not really.
Don't put that on me, nigga.
Melissa Ward.
Yes.
You just proved the case.
How? A rumor is a rumor. Yes. You just proved the case. How?
A rumor is a rumor.
You can't speak on a rumor. Okay, well, she's basically giving a platform to somebody who's saying a rumor.
She's not saying it.
True.
It's your platform.
Listen to this.
She sat right here on this couch and said that she didn't say X, Y, Z.
An ex-stripper said X, Y, Z.
She got sued for $4 million and lost.
Yeah, but that was different with some
high school lawyers because she went there and said out of her mouth what said xdrip or said
if you have a platform you are liable and responsible for the things that are said on
your platform it doesn't matter if somebody else said it unless this is not a fact then you can't do that and if 30 billion
people were saying that that's fine i only need to sue one of those people let me ask you a question
what if what if that person who sat on there is telling the truth and they did see that
i'm not suing that person but i'm saying you're saying if this person is speaking on a rumor on
her platform they can get sued prove it you gotta prove it okay you
have you have to prove it how would he prove it he went too crazy in that little
interview he went crazy Tom Skaloy finds these people that just are willing to go
crazy with statements about celebrities he said it was a murder in there oh my god
yeah that's what he said. That's what he said. We know. That's what he said.
Repeat everything they said.
Nope.
So you could be next.
Yeah, right after I said that.
Come on.
Oh, man.
Sound like you rolling
with the rumors.
Hmm?
Oh, you...
Oh, all right, never mind.
I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Your silence is loud.
That's a silence, too?
Your silence is loud.
What? Your silence is loud. What?
Your silence is really loud, though.
And your face.
Erickson, panning on Mel.
Panning on Mel.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit, yeah.
Stand on it, yeah.
Fuck it.
I'm saying hi to the melodies.
Got you.
So what do you have to say about it?
That's all I'm saying.
In words. Yeah, yeah, something. In words. It's an saying anything. In words.
Yeah, yeah.
Something.
In words.
It's an audio adventure.
I know.
I don't know.
It's been a pervasive rumor
for a really long time.
I don't know if you can
get in trouble for that.
It's him saying it.
Even after we just told you,
huh?
How about saying
he just explained that?
No, get out, you know.
Get out.
Come on.
Come on.
Get the fuck in there.
Come on.
Pack your little dog up.
All right.
Did y'all hear about Earl Thomas?
I did.
I heard about it.
This is foul.
So his ex-wife and I guess her current dude stole his, well, the dude did it.
Stole his identity.
Scammed him about, what, two million?
I think it was 1.9.
1.9 million dollars.
Put some cars in his name,
had some bank accounts in homeboy's name,
took some loans out.
It's a dirty game.
That's next level foul.
That's what I was trying to do to J.R. Smith.
This bitch liked him.
Yo.
That's what I was trying to do to J.R. Smith. This bitch liked him.
Yo.
Fuckin' hell, this nigga.
We could've been up on it.
Bitch, you be so dumb.
What are you, why are you liking this?
Oh, God.
You don't like the mark?
Yeah, never mind.
I see a future with him.
Girl, you don't pass me this nigga's wallet.
Let me get some big screen TVs.
Oh, shit.
Okay, so the ex-wife was in it?
Yo, what you bringing?
The ex-wife was in on it?
I would have to imagine that she had some part to play.
Or she probably had the social and all the information.
You know what I mean?
All the pertinent information she probably had. They going to sue this shit up.
Y'all, you know,
the way Ant-Fly was in there, I mean, yeah,
she probably had some real important job.
I think she had something to do with it.
Yo, y'all are sickos. Them niggas is
foul. Snap out of it.
What is wrong with y'all?
Putting accusations on us.
You ought to be held liable and accountable
for the things you spew on these black podcasts.
These black ones, huh?
Yeah, because the white ones can do what they want.
Yeah, they do what they want.
Hey, all the black people that went to sleep
the other day looked like monkeys.
Nothing, man.
Not a word.
Nothing.
Not a word.
Here come all the people.
Well, we got to do.
What?
This is our little firm. No, you didn't see your man. Well, one of them had a What? Is he a little fur?
No, he's a man.
Well, one of them had a blue vest on.
That was me.
Yeah, here come all the people.
Oh, shit.
Niggas can say what they want.
He disrespected niggas that went to see that movie with him.
He told all, he had a monologue.
I walked on the planet of the apes.
And I thought I was on the planet of the apes.
Somebody said that?
Who said that?
I ain't telling you
Oh
Snitch
Go ahead and snitch
Why don't you?
Oh shit
Another nigga that could blackball us
See the problem here
Y'all don't respect the blackball
I do
That's a big problem
Y'all don't respect the blackball
Who don't?
None of y'all
I don't
Y'all who?
I don't think none of y'all respect it
If you respected it
You wouldn't talk the way you talk
I don't respect the blackball Fuck the blackball He don't I respect the Fuck out of y'all Respect it If you respected it You wouldn't talk The way you talk I don't respect the black boy
Fuck a black boy
He don't
I respect the
Fuck out the black boy
I started off the podcast
Saying I need my money
Yeah fuck
Black boy
Fuck you talking about
You can get black ball
You can
Oh wait a minute
I was coming in here
To rap for Joan Rivers
Fucking Johnny Carson
Black boy Joan Rivers
He watched
Dark Side of Comedy Oh okay Okay This white world shit I don't know about this Okay fucking Johnny Carson blackball Joan Rivers he watched dark dark side of
comedy okay she's hot too much no that's not where she had no filter either no
that has nothing to do with it what happened the year is 1985.
We talk all the time about all the up-and-coming comedians had to go through Carson's show, right?
Carson really liked Joan Rivers.
Romantically?
No, no, no.
No, as a talent.
Okay.
And was trying to mentor her.
He let her guest host his show when she wasn't there,
which was a big deal at the
time because she was a woman um and then what happened then what happened there
was rumblings that he was going to leave The Tonight Show oh yeah and he was
looking for his replacement that was a big deal she swore she was next up because he loved
her so much and the powers that be didn't even have her name on the list I
don't know if that was Carson that did that but they didn't have her name on the list so here don't know if that was Carson that did that, but they didn't have her name on the list.
So here comes Rupert Murdoch trying to start Fox.
Starts his late night show.
I mean, starts the show.
He goes to talk to Joan Rivers.
Joan Rivers accepts that show.
Carson takes that as a slight because it's the same time slot as his.
But she also doesn't tell him that that's what she's doing.
She didn't have to tell him either.
She didn't have to tell him.
That was a big thing.
He was like the honcho.
He was him.
He was very like kiss the rain.
And he threw his weight around.
Yes.
Okay.
So she didn't tell him that, hey, Rupert Murdoch, they starting Fox, offer me a show,
same slot as yours.
So he just read about it in the papers.
And then according to this doc behind the scenes
stepped on everything
that she had coming.
Stepped on all that shit.
Yo, at some point
it was like,
if you want to be a guest
on Joan Rivers' show,
do that.
You can never come on this show.
But you will never step foot
on the Johnny Carson show,
which at the time
you can't say that.
This is the biggest shit.
So he blackballed Joan Rivers.
So I'm super,
I'm super tired of that.
That's foul.
Why?
Mm-hmm. Because Because it was wrong.
That is wrong.
That's wrong.
You don't think that's wrong-ish?
No, he recognizes how big the platform is,
so he's going to watch his fucking mouth.
When he do that little gulp shit.
That's not what happens.
We sitting here every day,
and we make a distinction between morality
and whatever else we see fit
and profitable at the time.
Y'all piggyback and jump on
when y'all want to play
right police and wrong police.
No, nigga, in the heat of war,
he wasn't wrong.
Ain't that what y'all would say?
But he made it a war.
No, that is wrong.
Why make it a war?
It wasn't a war.
Why not wish her well?
You the king of the town. It's not a war. No, that is wrong. Why make it a war? It wasn't a war. Why not wish her well? You the king of the town.
It's not a war.
Nigga, we coming here.
It's not Joe Redon't.
Don't.
Don't.
Another one bites the dust.
We don't wish them niggas well when they go under.
He was at war.
Yo, dog.
I feel like you conflating things.
All right.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
We got it.
If another one bite the dust, I'm turning on another one bite the dust
and I'm going to talk about the dust.
That don't say I don't want y'all to do well again.
That don't mean I'm making calls behind the scenes.
That mean we going to come here and talk about that.
I ain't say that.
But for women and for what Joan Rivers did
and what she stood for and what she represented,
she's one of the people I feel like just got a bad rap
her whole fucking life
because she went on to,
she did the best she could,
which is now I'm talking shit
about every one of you niggas
and then they hated on her.
But for Johnny Carson to be
who he is in 85
and do that to Joan Rivers in 85,
I think that's nasty and disgusting.
And it's not a business thing.
It's not even a business thing.
You the man.
Right.
You don't need to step on this woman he would it's great on the upstart network he would yes that was crazy he
would let she would um host the show when he wasn't there and it was like a regular occurrence
and the ratings were really really high on the days that she would on the nights that she smoked
it she really did so for her to see the list of his replacements
and she's not even in consideration that's super fucked up so for her to make the decision to go
and get a job doing what she's what she's supposed to be doing like not tell him that why kiss the
ring like you know what I mean and then and then he had things to say publicly about that. Let's go here.
Me, Ice.
Me or Ice, because y'all have already been y'all, right?
If I got a job offer at a competing network to the Joe Button podcast,
and I don't come discuss it with Joe,
every nigga in this room would say that's some bullshit.
Probably.
So what the fuck are we talking about?
If Johnny Carson is my friend,
and I guest host for him,
That's what got you stuck.
and y'all saying he's him,
which he was in the 80s,
and at least I don't go discuss with my man,
my mentor, my whomever, that I got a job offer from a competitor
at the same exact time slot
as he did. Why is that not a
conversation that needs to be had with Johnny
Carson at the time? You don't think that the provocation
is the fact that he left her off the list
and didn't have a conversation with her? It's not him. Joe said
it was the higher-ups
left her off the list. That's
speculation. Nobody knows.
But he's also Johnny Carson.
It's his show.
It's not like he doesn't know
who's on this list.
If that's your people, have a conversation
with them. And ask why
he was left off the list. I want to go back to your example
because I don't think it was a great one. I want to try to change
it a little bit. I like his example.
My example was good.
If somebody came and
offered me a Tuesday, Friday
podcast slot to compete against
Joe Button and I don't have a conversation
with Joe Button about that said offer,
that is some bullshit.
You saying it twice don't make it no stronger. It was strong
the first time, but I don't think
that's what we're talking about. Let's change it.
If you come to me
to try to get something done,
and I tell you to fuck off,
fuck off,
you ain't in consideration for nothing.
You're moving to GoPol.
That's what happened.
That's what happened.
That's what happened.
Joe and...
Go.
We just said that she was left off of any list
to consider her for his replacement.
And you said that the higher ups made that list.
No, no, I don't.
No, no, no.
Okay, so let's take that one.
We don't know.
No one knows.
We don't know who.
She took that as, oh, you playing on my head top.
So if you took that like that and then went to go take an offer that blew whatever we
was talking about out the water and you didn't say nothing to me. I don't think you would be looked at.
I told you to fuck off.
And there's no higher up.
No.
There's no more higher up than Johnny.
Yo, Joe is making a point based off the fuck off.
Y'all just said we don't know who didn't put her name on the list.
So stop saying he tore her the fuck off.
If she received it that way.
Then she could be wrong.
She could be wrong.
She could be fucking wrong.
She could be wrong.
But if she received it.
She could be right.
Yeah. So we going 50. Yo, dog. All right. Y'all got it. I feel like she should have hollered at him. Of course. She could be wrong She could be fucking wrong She could be wrong But if she was She could be right Yeah
So we going 50
Yo dawg
Alright y'all got it
I feel like she should've
Hollered at him
Of course
She should've hollered at him
I felt like she was
Well within her right
To say fuck you
Suck my dick
I ain't gotta
Holler at the king
Of the fucking town
Fuck you
I'm not the king
Of the fucking town
I'm hollering at my friend
I'm hollering at my man
That helped me
And the nigga
Put you on his show
When he wasn't there
We not friends.
I say that all the time here.
Bro, y'all niggas is moving.
Y'all saying that he was him.
Ish, I would like you to see it because I don't want you to keep taking our words and saying we're moving.
Who's the equivalent today on TV?
There is none.
Yeah, there is none.
There is none.
That's how big he is.
And that's how fly he was.
Yes. Johnny Carson. There's none of that. There is none. That's how big he, and that's how fly he was. Yes.
Johnny Carson.
There's none of that.
None of them niggas you wanted.
There ain't been a Johnny Carson
since Johnny Carson.
Since fucking Ed Mc...
Well, didn't he give it
to Jay Leno?
And he still wasn't Johnny Carson.
He still ain't Johnny Carson.
Still not Johnny Carson.
You had to be,
what is it, Ed McMahon?
I mean,
the nigga that
the Beatles came on.
That's all of it.
That's all of it.
My bad.
That's all of it. That's all of it. That's all of it. That's all of it. That's all of it. My bad. That's all of it.
That's all of it.
That's all of it.
Don't sleep on Ed McMahon.
Don't fuck Ed McMahon.
Yo, but my thing is, like y'all just said, he was helpful in her even landing a job.
You got the inspiration from fucking publishers clearing house.
Nigga, watch your mouth.
Watch your mouth.
Say fuck Ed McMahon again.
You'll never get another door around here.
And then you'll be mad.
So why are you blackballing me?
Yo, that's crazy. I thought you'd be mad. So why are you blackballing me? Yo, that's crazy.
I thought it was fucked up.
I would like everybody out there
to go watch it themselves.
Again, Vice absolutely bodies
that dark side of comedy shit.
Are you all the way caught up?
You saw the Carlos episode?
Yep, Carlos Mencia.
Carlos Mencia, his doofy ass.
Anyway, stealing jokes.
I never really found him that funny. Huh? I never really found him that funny either
oh here's a secret I never thought none of the mad TV niggas was funny yeah kind
of same actually I never rocked with mad TV little Steven Seagal shit was a
little bit funny but that was about it that was a little funny yeah a lot of
these niggas don't be fun like Being a comedian is tough, but I feel like it's much tougher to get into today.
Shane Gillis' stand-up was pretty funny.
It was a lot of the set that we saw, but it's worth watching.
You know, he's funny.
I like him.
He was funny.
No, I think it's harder today.
Yeah.
Because the internet helps.
I mean, no, I think it's easier today.
I'm sorry.
Because the internet helps him so much that, again, if you funny, you can still put your
content out.
You can still do a bunch of shit on your own.
You can go on your lives and shit like that.
Twitter.
That sounds like the music business.
Twitter helped a lot of niggas.
I'm always on the opposite side of this.
Same.
Of this.
And we sound like fucking cavemen or some shit, but you got to cut through.
You got to cut through.
And they don't pay anybody anything.
So, like, yeah, you can get popular, but for what?
So, the niggas on the comedic
circuit, though, today,
you could be an up-and-coming comic, you
get $100
to go perform.
They wasn't paying back then
either. Nigga, you might get $25 to
perform. And you had to work
your way across country as far as popularity
goes. Now, with the emergence of the internet,
you could put your shit up
and people all over the world can see it.
Yeah, sounds like the music conversation.
It is.
It's the same exact conversation.
Okay.
Carlos, man.
Somebody should have beat him up.
Who jokes he was stealing?
Everyone?
Everybody's.
Bill Cosby.
Oh, shit. He was stealing niggas that was opening up for him. He was stealing everyone everybody's Bill Cosby oh shit
he was stealing
niggas that was
opening up for him
he was stealing
they jokes
and then
when he got hot
he starts showing
his ass
yeah he did
he starts showing
his ass
right so
at the laugh factory
in LA
I'll try to
not make this
so long
that's where
everybody goes
when you get
your shit popping
right
so also
when you're trying
to get your grind on
they put you at the 12 o'clock the midnight slot and the midnight slot normally means
you're going on at 2 a.m because nobody's sticking to the the time here so now also that whoever the
hot comedian is can walk in and say i'm doing a set real quick and bump you. Bump you. And they said that Carlos Mancid, dude, when he got hot,
he was just,
had no comedian etiquette.
Like there's a comedian etiquette.
He walked in,
got up there,
did two hour sets
when up at the comedians
that were slated for the spot
had their mom flying
and all types of shit.
So then Carlos leave,
half the crowd,
half the crowd leave. Now you walk in, he just did dick. So then Carlos leave. So he eat up all the set time.
Half the crowd leave.
Now you walking.
He just did dickhead shit as he was stealing people's jokes.
And he wasn't that funny to begin with.
He the nigga I always thought he was George Lopez.
And then 10 minutes into this shit, guess who pops up?
George Lopez.
Hated that nigga.
I was like, yes.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, he hated that nigga.
Anyway, go watch Dark Side of Comedy.
It's really good. It's really, really good.
Mel can't fuck with me in nothing.
I'm caught up to every episode.
It's the only show she's seen that I've seen.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
The only one.
No, you lost it, Mel.
It's fine.
I have lost the Doc War.
I have.
But did you watch the-
She's trying to come back from vacation with that.
Did you see?
No, I didn't see shit.
It was my girl's birthday.
I seen 2020. 2020 20s. No, I didn't see shit. It was my girl's birthday. I seen 2020.
2020s.
2020s.
Yeah, and Dateline.
I seen 2020 and Dateline.
I do love a 2020 marathon, though.
Oh, shit.
Were we done with Earl Thomas?
No, we weren't.
Okay, so he got scammed,
identity stolen.
Now what?
Is there a resolution?
Now you're beat, nigga.
Something should be beat. Something should be beat.
Something should be beat. A whole lot of somethings.
Did the guy
get arrested? I'm sure they're going to bring
charges against the guy if we know about it publicly
that some shit has been filed.
It's not just that. If you
don't file charges, they hold
you liable for all that shit.
Like if somebody rob you of a bank account or something
and you find out who did it,
if you don't press charges,
you got to pay that back.
You got to pay it back yourself.
So yeah,
that's one of the main things.
We need you to file charges.
We need a copy of the police report
before they can even
begin to absolve you from anything.
Can you even imagine that?
They open up cars in my name.
Brandy,
snatch up your ex
and then take all your bread? Nigga opened up cars in my name. Brandon, snatch up your ex and then take all your bread?
Nigga took everything for real.
Took my bitch, my car.
Crazy.
He got a bet on me.
Busting your ass whooping.
Busting your bitch in the new car.
Doing that to a professional football player is a bold move.
Niggas need to get their shit like.
That's a bold move.
No, they already be a little.
Are you crazy?
He was a legion of boom
I'm not exactly going
Right to him this game
Leave them alone
I seen him knock
Some people's helmets off
They gonna want to
Come to the Cowboys
See you at the
Canada Dallas
That shit don't happen
You know what I mean
There you go man
Telling you
What you doing yo
Reading a part of the show
Part of the show
To see what's going on
While you look for that
Did y'all see
The dude that got upset because YG posted his
baby moms on Instagram?
I did.
I did.
YG posted.
So YG was at a party or was having a party or something, and he just put a picture up
on Instagram.
And in the picture, a young lady was there.
She had a leg stretched up, and she was dancing.
She was all right, too.
Nigga baby moms ready.
He still got a picture. Oh, here. He's still got a photo.
Oh, no.
He pressed save on the photo.
Hey, yo, homie, you got to eat that one.
You got to eat that one.
I don't know if you clout chasing.
Nigga ain't taking the picture down.
Your baby mama's look good, nigga.
Niggas are smashing baby mama's.
You look nice.
So he commented asking, yo, that's my baby mama's
going to take the picture down.
Yeah, niggas ain't taking that down.
And then he put a video out explaining, yo, like,
she said she lied. She said she was going here.
I didn't know she was doing that.
And yo, from man to man, can you take that picture down?
Yeah, if you a real nigga, take it down.
You should hop to my DM, nigga.
Don't put it on public.
I am so glad my grandparents are not on Earth.
Just witness and fucking real.
I don't, whatever part of the simulation
we're in right now, I hate it.
It's a weird part.
I'm not trying to come in and sound like the grumpy guy.
Get your shit off of that homeboy.
Another clout demon.
Another nasty clout chasing demon.
The guy, right?
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
Nigga, you can't, man.
You can't write me, take your baby.
No, nigga, no.
We'll put more pictures now.
Yeah.
She look good.
Tell your baby mother, take her leg down.
Nigga, don't tell me
to take the picture down.
Yo, what control
out there,
what control do y'all think
y'all have over y'all baby moms?
Every time I say this,
me and him start arguing.
What rules do you think
you can enforce?
That's a nigga crazy.
That's the truth.
If your baby moms
take a picture
popping that thing,
then that's what happens.
There's nothing you can do about it.
It's in the world.
All you can do is call and say, I'm embarrassed, I'm hurt, I'm disappointed, and get the phone
hung up in your fucking ear like all of us are used to.
Like, come on.
Your baby mom don't give a fuck about what you think about how she's living her life.
Y'all need me to come in here and tell y'all that?
You right
You 100% right bro
I say that shit every time
Niggas do not have the control
Over the baby moms
That they think they do
I can't say shit to my baby moms
Not at all
Well you can say it
You can say whatever you want
You can say whatever you want
Feel like saying
Yo dog
That coach you sent him
To school with today
You think that was cool
Yeah
Oh
Alright
Alright You know it was 40 degrees today Don't like it Buy a new one That coach you sent him to school with today, you think that was cool? Yeah. Oh, all right.
Yeah.
All right.
No, it was 40 degrees today.
Don't like it?
Buy a new one.
Yeah.
Take him shopping.
All right.
You can say whatever you want.
It's just a response.
You just can't do that.
Oh.
Was that you?
Mm-mm.
Yeah, I got it.
Say what you want, though.
I can make this part get real funny right now,
but it'll probably be the last part.
Parks, you got the beat ready?
Friend of the show.
Friend of the show.
Part of the show.
Anything.
Progress the show.
Moving the show along.
Let's see. Howdy, fellas and show. Yes. Moving the show along. Let's see.
Howdy, fellas and Mel.
Hi.
Who this from?
Who's it from?
Oh, some nigga.
Demetrius.
Demetrius.
We've spoken to Demetrius before, I think.
Howdy, fellas and Mel.
Got some Thanksgiving quick hitters for you.
Did I press the right shit?
I ain't want to. Yeah, this ain't for you. Get out of here. Thanksgiving quick hitters for you. Did I press the right shit? I ain't want to.
Yeah, this ain't for you.
Get out of here.
Thanksgiving quick hits.
No.
All right.
Demetrius says for everyone in the room,
when did you know that your career was about to take off?
What song or skit or deal was made
that you realized that I may have figured it out?
Joe, I would like to know about both of your career paths.
And I would also like to know the counter to your career paths, and I would also like to
know the counter to those moments.
At what point were you like, okay,
maybe I need to stop this dream and find
something safe. Peace and love
to everyone. Thank you for everything. Don't peace and love
me after that. That was crazy.
That's a good question.
Do not read this part out loud.
No, nigga.
All right.
So, what do we think about what he said?
For me...
Here you go.
You know what I mean?
What, nigga?
Just Blaze tried to go right by the pump it up beat.
I told him to go...
Go back to that. What was that? That was me that did that. You know what I mean? What, niggas? Just Blaze tried to go right by the Pump It Up beat. I told him to go, hey, hey, bop, bop, bop, bop.
Go back to that.
What was that?
That was me that did that.
Crucial decision in the moment.
Life changing.
Did you know then, though, when you heard it?
Did you know?
I knew that my life was about to change.
This could be the one.
I 100% knew that my life was about to change.
They was hounding me for a single that I couldn't come up with.
Banging my head against the wall.
So when I had one, I didn't know what that meant.
But I knew that some life-changing shit was about to happen.
Boy, did that start the roller coaster.
I bet it did.
And, I mean, the counter to that is pretty easy.
2014, all love lost.
It's all in the album.
It's all in the album.
I gave y'all that, and I was ready to go.
I didn't want to do that.
I wanted to hang that shit up.
But, you know, art.
So, how about you guys?
That's tough
for me. A single moment is
hard because I feel like I always just
constantly worked and never really took time to
enjoy the moment. So,
I can't pick a specific thing.
To answer his question, I still...
No Steppenpark sad shit, man.
It wasn't really sad.
It was just sad.
It sounds sad.
It throws some silence in there.
You don't make him sad?
You don't make him sad?
It throws a little bit of silence in there.
A little journey music.
Nah, I still ain't figured this shit out.
So that's my answer.
We new here.
Y'all not new here no more, man.
Nah, I don't say that.
I don't say I'm new here.
But he said the moment you knew when your career was getting ready to take off,
like, I had a career before this.
And that, you know, you thought it was this,
and then life deals you a set of cards that makes you pivot.
So I ain't figured this shit out yet.
No clue.
What the fuck?
He already got something on him.
Throw this fucking phone.
Hey, Joe.
Hey, Joe.
Can niggas be real for five seconds, my nigga?
God damn.
Can a nigga be real for five seconds?
Fine.
Fine.
Everybody didn't have just ways to give him a pump it up.
Some of us had to go and do some other shit.
Had to pump it up themselves.
Word, nigga.
Had to write a resume.
Tell us about that first door.
Y'all are really killing this.
Nah, my homeboy's question I think is pertaining to the entertainment business.
Sure.
That's what his question was.
No.
Not really. You didn't say nothing about the entertainment business.
It don't really have to be specific, though.
It's your career. Let me see. It felt specific to entertainment, It don't really have to be specific, though. It's your career.
Let me see.
It felt specific to entertainment, but it doesn't have to be.
You can talk about your first story.
For everyone in the room, when did you know that your career was about to take off?
Period.
You're going to keep going.
What song or skit or deal was made that made you realize that I may have figured it out?
This is don't say nothing about it.
That could be your first closing.
You've been making deals.
Come on, man. 88.
Sergio.
14 bucks in that bag right there.
This nigga's an idiot.
I don't know. I think when I successfully
probably bought my first house, then I knew
it was possible. All the shit that I had read
and all the, you know what I mean? Seminars and shit
I had gone to, it was possible. Show the same teeth I had read and all the, you know what I mean? Seminars and shit I had gone to, it was possible.
Show the same teeth that you did when Lena asked you.
Selena.
Show the same teeth.
You're an idiot, my nigga.
Don't look at me.
Give me the Lena face.
Let me see.
There you go.
Give me that.
Yo, I love this guy.
Flip.
Who you tackle?
Nah, nah.
You set yourself on fire.
No, no, no, no, no.
The table.
The skit I did with JR.
The shit with the car with the cereal.
When that took off and then people from Germany and Italy and shit like that wanted to come interview me.
They flew me out there.
I knew, you know, the shit was taking off from there.
And then when things changed.
Germany.
I was on the news out there, you hating ass nigga.
I'm a cancel.
I'm a cancel part of the show.
Y'all niggas be trying.
Germany, Italy.
Italy and all the places.
That's hate.
Name four countries.
Why?
Oh, shit.
Yo, Jamaica, Haiti, DR, Cuba.
I mean, there's a lot of shit.
I'm just saying, why?
Why you ask that for?
You a bitch ass nigga.
Stop playing with me, man.
Every time I talk, you stop playing.
You a hating ass nigga.
Stop playing, nigga.
Shit change. When shit slow down
When a lot of the shit
When the likes and
When things become redundant
On the internet
And shit start to look
A little shaky
You gotta just figure it out
And reinvent yourself
So there was a time where
Shit slow down
And I went to the podcast
Filled with G Money
And then while there
I had to rethink
And then I started doing
other type of skits.
You know what I mean?
So, yeah.
Gotcha.
You a fucking
hating ass nigga.
You really think you hit, right?
I'm here alone.
Why you fucking with me all day?
I don't know why
because I miss you.
Yo, I don't fuck with you today, nigga.
I miss you.
You told me outside
about a barber.
Yo, your barber.
You lost the address to your barber shop? Yeah, that was funny. Some fly shit you did You told me outside about a barber. Yo, your barber. You lost the address
to your barber shop?
That was so fly shit
you said.
You look rough in the face.
Nigga, I'm trying to grow.
I told you I'm getting
the plugs, nigga.
Oh, yeah, you did.
I let my shit grow.
Mel, pause.
What?
Mel, pause.
Hold up.
Oh, man.
I let my shit grow.
I'm getting the
head transplant.
That nigga said
I'm playing.
I go to the consultation.
Y'all know it take
90 minutes already for Mel to answer questions.
Get a runway.
Give us some, Mel.
Transition from doing music videos to television hosting.
Boom.
Not 90 seconds.
Oh, shit.
Nine seconds.
Not even.
Not even.
Four.
The second part of the question.
What was it?
The counter to when you thought your life might be changed
when you thought some shit about the pop when did you feel hopeless oh reality tv yeah reality tv
thought that i'd started a whole new runway shit got fucked up we heard that story. You did. There we go. Shout out to Mel. Listen, listen. I found out.
I found out what I've been doing wrong.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
No.
I found out what I've been doing wrong.
All right.
I found out what I've been doing wrong with you guys.
Go 40.
Oh, tell us.
I had a fucking light bulb moment.
Okay?
Apparently, in storytelling, when it comes to talking to men, you can't bury the lead.
You got to start with it
and then they're like
well how the fuck
did that happen
then you can tell the story
but you gotta start
with the finish
let me
let me
really tell you
in storytelling
when it comes to men
don't
no
that's not nice Ice
don't tell Mel that Ice
that's not what I was going to say that's not nice, Ice. Don't tell Mel that, Ice. That's not what I was going to say.
That's not nice.
No, that was it?
Okay.
And yes.
We received that.
I hate that shit.
I received that.
Ever since that nigga started saying, I hate that.
Nah, I be saying that shit now.
I know.
I hate it.
I hate even thinking.
I try to find another word to say.
Ish was in the spaces last night receiving bad shit.
Oh, you was in the spaces last night, Ish?
Oh, yeah.
Oh.
We'll talk about it on Patreon.
Will we?
No.
No, actually.
No, we won't.
No, we won't.
No, we won't.
They turned up on me, too, man.
Shout out to the spaces.
I had to wake up the next morning.
The spaces was lit.
The disco.
All that shit was lit, man.
I listened to all six hours of y'all Spaces talk.
It was long.
Anytime y'all make an appearance somewhere, you know, come on.
I'm coming to listen.
Did you say something crazy, bro?
I wasn't in there that long.
But did you say anything crazy?
I don't think so.
Do you think anybody else would?
I don't think so.
They might.
Ice, were you in there?
Yeah
Yeah I was in there
You all together?
All of us
All of us
Three of us
We doing all kinds of shit together
Just held it down for the game man
That's it
I was just listening to their pod
It's another level of
Interacting with the fans
Shout out to you Ish
Man finally you know
Stepping up your
It took Ish a minute to get the
Get the shit to work
Stepping up your
Did you do it on the
android or the iphone
or the ipad
you old nigga
did you put them
both together
the laptop
the laptop
I gotta go listen to that shit
what's the phone number
to call into
no bro this is not
that's stupid
nevermind
what's the phone number
to call into
let's see I'm doing it you got it I'm doing it yeah What's the phone number to call it to?
Let's see.
I'm doing it.
You got it?
I'm doing it.
Yeah.
I am doing it. Why are you looking that up?
How your football team's doing?
Oh, no.
Go ahead.
How your football team's doing, man?
Oh, we had a bye week.
And we kind of came up during the bye week because all of our division lost.
Oh, that's what's up.
Yeah.
I see y'all making some moves.
You know what I mean?
Nah.
We got the hardest division in football.
Well, the best division, I should say.
That's probably true.
Everybody's balling.
That's true.
Like, last place team is over 500.
True.
Before this week, every team was in the playoffs.
Yeah.
But because we lost.
Because.
No, we.
Cincinnati lost to Houston.
They flipped.
But yeah, man. Listen. Pittsburgh doing what Pittsburgh is doing.
I don't know how they're still in these games.
Mike Tomlin would be way higher rated as coach if he was white.
They would put him in the conversation with all of the greats.
And they should, anyway.
All you need to do is text a few of those to Ian.
He's going to tell you to build your own league.
What do we got here?
Park the smoothest white in show business, man.
Help your dudes.
Help your dudes out, man.
Rick Ross, Meek Mill, Jeremiah, Gold Medals.
Y'all know this is my bop
Don't ever let no man try to tell you what your place is
Ain't gotta change a thing, ain't got branches for that
Where that drum at?
Hey, Diego, I'm such a sucker for that drum
The baddest, you already the baddest
The baddest, never will you forget I love you so much I love you, I love you, I love you Fuck you talking about who next bringing a girl to work day Silence, look. When I fucked you on the balcony, it was here so good it made me put you on a salary.
Oh, my God.
Hey!
Oh!
That's dangerous.
Oh, man.
Yo, I'm going to dissect that line next part for y'all.
Next part, right? dissect that line next part for y'all next part right It was here so good it made me put you on a salary Taking all your time, I know your new niggas be tired of me I got you acting allergic to these people like you got allergies
I bless you, ain't no probably
I let you come and slide with me like Six Flags
This ain't first class, so I counted me this big bag
On the big jet, right beside of me
Got your momma and your auntie and them
Thinking you hit the lottery like throw that shit
Throw that shit, she throwing it
Ass fat, she shawning it
She the baddest, gnawing it And I'm Ass fat, she shawning, she the baddest, knowing it
And I'm super savage, when you fuck me, put some hoe in it
When he ask you what your place is, just tell him that it's over with
For real, you and me
Don't ever let no man try to tell you what your place is
Ain't gotta change a thing about just what I don't exist
The baddest, you already the baddest
Do damage, not the way you do damage
Do that shit, not the way you do that shit
You got the rich, you merely with the flow down
The most from out of town, they even know your style
Only fancy just to hold them down
Our romance is on our own account
Mark Cuban, LMS, all this rap shit I resort to selling dust, talking backflips
My ambition, her potential, call it urgency R.I.P. to Drew Swirly, had the world to see
I'm rolling up the weeds, you bumping trippy red
Before we go to East, you know they give me head
I know we in the league, competing by ourselves
I'm the only one you need, the mother niggas fell
You're not his first bitch, I'll fuck you back
Don't ever let no man try to tell you what your place is
Ain't gotta change a thing, about just what I don't make sense
The baddest, you already the baddest Do damage like the way you do damage
Do that shit like the way you do that shit Do that shit, don't do that
Do that shit, yeah Do that shit, yeah
Do that shit, yeah Do that shit, love it when you do that shit, yeah Do that shit, don't do that
Do that shit, yeah, do that
Do that shit, yeah, do that
Do that shit, yeah
Sit you on the top, I love to watch you levitate
Lick you from the bottom to the top in every way
Eyes closed, let me describe to you just how you taste
Put them diamonds on your neck and drape them round your waist
Road to riches, I can tell you that's a bumpy road
Every pair of heels, that's just to make you touch your toes
When I fuck you on the beach, I'm trying to touch your soul
Birthday sex, that's only when I fuck you slow
I done shared a lot, but you can get the most
I prepared the pot, so now let's make a toast
No longer just my bitch, it's time to a oath I've been watching J&B and
I've been taking notes real talk biggest That's brand new music from Rick Ross, Meek Mill, Jeremiah.
That record is called Gold Med damn i wanted to oh before
anybody else plays a sleeper before anybody else plays a sleeper just give me two seconds
i wanted to follow up with this and let everybody hear what was going on where is it here it is what
about what he said though is it any credence what is any credence to what
he said about i don't care about what he said okay boy don't know me i i know his trick you
know you're using my name for famous or good but you don't know me you don't know nothing about my
life i do i do in more than one month for people that he'll ever do in them in his whole life
yeah like jim jones responding to d1 people i don't care about none of the rhetoric he's talking
about i grew up in the church
You're not gonna do none of that to me, but I really really really really really do a lot. Yeah
He talked about lyrics I don't care about this way don't try to clean it up in real life in a real life
I do a lot for the people now. Let's line up to the statistics. Mm-hmm talking or you doing?
You know me people I watch get killed that I grew up as my friends and things like that I don't get scared straight
but what about what I
Stand up stronger and fight for my people and do for my people every single day
Miss me with the rhetoric about what I do in my music. I get money off my music
Don't tell me how to make my dollars, but what I do for the people. Yeah from my heart
Can't nobody tell me about at all and i've been doing this since I got in this game even before I got in this game
When I was buying my dudes my my close ones long John shirts and
Scully hats because we had no money on Christmas and that was the Christmas
gift Christmas gifts the turn even to way bigger I don't like to hear people
mention my name especially when you don't know me okay that's very touching
yeah you gotta watch whose names you mentioning out here. Mm-hmm You heard yeah, because my little cousin might not like how you mentioned my name
Yeah, and he might not
Slap a dread out your head just because he don't understand that you using my name for fame and he don't understand that
Yeah, there's a certain way. There's a certain way to go about certain things when you use a certain people name
I'm not promoting
violence. Right.
But I'm just saying that when you do
certain things, it's a reaction
to every action.
And you don't know who loves
me to the death that they don't want to hear. Nobody
mentioned my name in no type of ill light
or no type of social media or anywhere
like that. You heard?
I got a family, right?
He got a family, right?
He wouldn't want nobody mentioning his name in no way or light.
Now, if you want to have a conversation,
there was a way to go about doing that.
What's the best way?
It's out now.
It's over now, nigga.
Ain't no best way.
Ain't no best way now.
Nah, it's over.
You chose to go about it that way. I don't need to go about it that way
I don't need to play the rest
shout out to Kappa I'm only playing it because
I said that
like he could have nothing wrong
with that guy's message but once you start
naming niggas now you gotta
don't inherit a problem
don't inherit a problem trying to fix the problem
that's true that was and i didn't play the whole thing but jim said yo we can talk you come to
harlem stand shoulder to shoulder with me and look in the eyes of the people that I help and the people that I fuck with every day.
We can do that. He said that.
There. Just follow
up.
Sure. Sleeper away.
Sleeper away.
Sleeper away.
I'm going to go.
You're just sleeping.
You listening to that?
Yo, Lola Brooks album just came out album is called Dennis Daughter
Dennis Daughter
I'm actually gonna play the title track Dennis Daughter
Corley Ray would never name a track
Benzino Daughter
I just ask that y'all continue to bless me
Amen Benzino daughter Amen
God damn
God damn
Yeah
Damn
Yeah I'm in pain right now Can't show you why I'm fucking up the game right now I know you up in fame right now
Daddy, it'll make my day if you came back down
Just let me know if you ain't trying to be seen
It's been a minute since you visited my dreams
Come on, daddy, you know how this shit could be
I ain't got no option, it's the closest way to hear you speak
Just left my love, not interested for another
Tell God I said thank you for my mother
I was attached to your mother
God knows I really love her
He the reasons for the blessings of my come up
Can I ask you a question?
I know your time is fatal
Is there such thing as too loyal, too faithful?
I know you well spoken from the woman that had raised you
When you finally get the answer let me know so I can thank you
Don't take too long
Dead Dennis, it's your daughter
Grandma just passed and I'm not home
I'm out in Florida
I'm breaking down and I'm too far from Ellen's daughter
Can't even fucking grieve
I'm traveling across the border
Just breathe
I'm in pain right now
I can't show it while I'm fucking up the game right now
I know you up in vain right now
Daddy, it'd make my day if you came back down
Disrespect you once, but never on purpose I hate to say that sometimes you was a fucked
up person My moms told me bout the episodes in the
DVD Then you turned and got the nerve to put your
hands on me But it's cool, I ain't going to trip
I know that you an addict, your emotions going to flip
I'm talking in my blessings and I'm never
gone missed I appreciate you for the ups and downs
That turned me to an honest bitch Can I ask you a question?
I know your time is fatal Is there such thing as too loyal, too faithful?
I know you well spoken from the woman that had raised you
When you finally get the answer, let me know so I can thank you
Don't take too long
Dear Dennis, it's your daughter Grandma just passed and I'm not home, I'm out in Florida
I'm breaking down and I'm too far from Ellen's daughter
Can't even fucking grieve, I'm traveling across the border
I'm in pain right now
I can't show it while I'm fucking up the game right now
I know you up in vain right now
But daddy, it'd make my day if you came back down
That's hard
That record is Dear Dennis by Lola Brooke
Off of her album also titled Dear Dennis
Shouts to my guys, 3 foot 80
That beat was so hard, I don't know if she got a beef with that
Or if she big in her mind, I ain't real here
That big beat was in my head like
D'oh, d'oh, dog, dog, dog, dog.
Whooping your ass.
God damn.
My album, there's some heat on her album.
Yeah, I got it.
I copped it, but I didn't listen to it yet.
I'm playing a joint from my guy, Ben Kenobi.
This is Blood. Yeah
Blood on my shoes, blood on the floor
Blood on my door, blood on the walls
Blood on my paws, blood on my clothes Blood on the walls, blood on my paws Blood on my clothes, blood on my nose Blood in my nails, blood left for trail
Blood on my face, blood I can taste Blood I can smell, blood in my face
Blood in my hair, blood in the air Blood when I stare, blood in my eyes
Blood all the time, blood on my blinds There's blood on my mind
All this blood from killing all these rappers
all this blood from killing all these rappers all this blood from killing all these rappers
what's all this True soldier had the power through the setbacks Rose on a jetpack with the power of the tesseract
Rappers get they neck snapped on any track I rap to
About to cause a snap fool, cabal gon' tackle
Remy on me like I'm Pat Poose Big scope, big smoke, you know I'm like the
Black Zeus, you feel me?
Angels cover me like tattoos, been Kenobi that dude
Rock like crack, dude, steam, nigga, ah, true
Bless them when they act new, this the start of act two
With you niggas act for a delusional, snap too
Cruisin' through the back door, confusin' you the black loop
Skywalker sky, Dweller Gucci's in a black suit
With Hoochies and they fat too, Coochies even fat too
Movie shit, I rap too, tried to leave this rap booth
Was back soon, that's what we built our life on
The Python, Kenobi a new life on, for real
Blood on my shoes, blood on the floor, blood on my door
Blood on the walls, blood on my paws, blood on my clothes
Blood on my nose, blood in my nails, blood left for true
Blood on my face, blood I can taste, blood I can smell Blood in my veins, blood in my hair
Blood in the air, blood when I stare Blood in my eyes, blood all the time
Blood on my blinds, there's blood on my mind, yeah
As I stare inside the eyes of a pretty vibe, see her feelings rise
Do I take it or leave it, Jesus, I can't decide
Jesus grabbed the wheel I miss back in like 08 when G was baggin' pills
But we was baggin' pills
But we was rappin' still I got a massive pill caught up in the Phantom's will
Past the still, 211 reserved the master feels Depressed and upset but that never was the master's will
These shooters ill and they don't aim at you to capture steals
They keep me hidden like the black Jesus Back teething, eating through any wrapper that acts season
Back squeezing, rack scheming, black genius
Rap demon Couldn't kill me if they tried, I feel like
Jack Reacher The prodigal sons return to greatness
Patience, I'm the prodigal father time and mother nature
Something major Bring the pain like Damon, I'm weighing the
fact The niggas who weigh in the back, the one that
hate ya Rushin' to the paper like I'm Vladimir
Mr. Last Dragon here, I'm in a different stratosphere
Never takin' days off, only when the Sabbath here
Every year's my year, think I see a pattern here
Every bitch is top tier, think I see a habit here
Feelin' in the atmosphere, you fuckin' with a savage here
Relentless, I'm gifted, illuminate the path
In the Phantom Tenet, it's Ben Kenobi
The new Phantom Menace, listen
That's Blood, Ben Kenobi He new Phantom Menace Listen That's blood
Ben Kenobi
He was in the
Spaces with us on Sunday
Shout out to my guy
Who the fuck is that?
Ben Kenobi
I met him
He's one of my subscribers
On Instagram
He sent me some heat
I played one of his records
On here before
He's a filmmaker
A writer
He's killing shit out in LA
And he's fire
He's fire
You signed him? No You want to? I don't want to sign anybody filmmaker, a writer. He's killing shit out in LA. And he's fire. He's fire.
You signed him? No.
You want to? I don't want to sign anybody.
Really? Nah.
Me neither. That was dope. I would like to work with him. That was great.
I'm sure we'll make that happen at some point.
He smoked that. Shout out to
Ben Kenobi.
That was awesome. He white?
No, he's black.
What? I'm asking. I white? No, he's black. What?
I'm asking.
I'm asking about it.
Shut up.
Leave me alone.
You can't tell if he was black or white?
No, I can't tell.
Gotcha.
You can tell?
Absolutely.
Listen, when I hear Kenobi,
I don't know.
Who goes there?
Do you have a sleeper?
Yeah, thank you.
I do. This nigga's mad awkward. I sleeper? Yeah, thank you. I do.
This nigga's mad awkward.
I'm awkward.
Yo, you're a nutcase.
I'm going to Naomi Sharon.
Why are your shoes so white?
Oh, he buying kicks for the pod now.
Oh, shit.
Look at the box.
Let me see.
And he going right to the tennis section of the wall.
Yo, could you stop making this seem so awkward?
I'm sorry.
Thank you.
I appreciate it.
Don't burp on the mic, neither.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, that part, too.
You want to talk about what you niggas be doing?
I'm going to blast y'all.
Naomi, I think it's Sharon or Sharon.
When you going to play a dude, yo, besides Aaron?
Yo, let my man get and shit on, bro.
Why you always play cute light-skinned girls?
I ain't even seen her yet.
Look.
Yo, anyway.
Now, this is Drake's artist.
Yeah, she's on OVL.
She's fire.
She like the next little shot.
Hey, you going to play his artist after what he said to me?
Please go.
Yeah, he don't pick a song.
This is Love.
Your album is crazy, son.
Take two hookahs.
My album is crazy.
Bottle Hennessy.
The city is the name
of the album.
The combo platter.
What is her name?
Naomi Sharon. Oh, I have that album. I have that album. In the river Naomi Cherone
Made for us
My fear is low
Then hearts will change
Your beauty
Becomes strange
Session, you went through my face
Hope I do nothing again
Hope I do nothing again
If this is love, if this is love So you don't want it
This is love, this is love, and I don't want it
I keep on falling, I keep on falling
I keep on falling, I keep on falling for you
I always get lost in the smell of your perfume
My fear is lost, their hearts will change
Pleasure, you run through my veins
Go back to nothing again
To love me again
If this is love, if this is love Then I don't want it
If this is love, if this is love
Then I don't want it
If this is love, if this is love This is love
And I don't want it
This is love
This is love
And I don't want it
That is If This Is Love by Naomi Sharon
or Naomi Sharon.
I'm not sure if we're just trying to put it.
I'm not sure how to pronounce it.
I'm not sure if we're just trying to make it sound sexy because, you know.
Thank you.
It's your bullshit.
Her whole album is fire.
Like, if this would have came out three, four months ago, she'd be in the running.
The album is fire.
The album is fire.
I have that album on my phone. The album is fire The album is fire I have that album on my phone
The album is fire
It's fire
That definition of love shit
Is my shit
I think that's track one
It's fire
You my son
I'm your son
I wasn't talking to you
Come on Mel
You heard this one
You heard this one
What you about to play?
Mine is called Subtle Games you heard this you heard this you heard this what you about to play mine is called Subtle Games
by Mesra and Jod
Mel be sending shots
out through them
sleep with Subtle Games
shoot at them niggas Mel
what the fuck
they talking about
yeah switch it up
my bad I got you though
Subtle Games
oh yeah
she sound hurt already
these is her chords right here.
Summer rains are made for versatile
Wanna paint the picture for ya
But you gotta stop frontin'
Cause you know you're that gorgeous
And I'm never, never really sure
When you'll disappear, can you make it clear, no
Cause I can't wait to take you undercover All my life, baby
Said I just need to shine from the moonlight Cause I ain't got the words to describe
Just promise me that you'll stay for the night
Yeah, yeah
Sittin' at the box, got you on the box
Now I can't let her go
Subtle games we play
Unless you wanna stay, we can dance till the night goes
Sittin' at the box, got you on the box
Now I can't let her go
Subtle games we play, unless you wanna stay With the dance of the Legos
I stayed up a long time under the veil But I find it comforting
Baby I just wanna keep us together
Find it constant comfort and co-heaven
Wrapped around your body
I just wanna say all out to you yeah
Said I just need the shine from the moonlight
Cause I ain't got the words to describe
Just promise me that you'll stay for the night
Yeah, yeah
Sitting at the block, got you on the blocks Now I can't let her go
Several games we played, now she wanna stay We could dance till the night goes
Sitting at the block, got you on the blocks Now I can't let her go Go ahead, plug it back in.
Fucking idiot.
Panic ball.
That is
Mezra and Jod
Maybe
Subtle Games
That was hard
That shit was hard
Everyone smoked today
Y'all been stepping it up
We all smoked some sleepers, boy
Sleeper was bomb
You don't have one?
No
That was great
Good pod today guys
good pod
good pod today man
anytime we come in
and say let's have fun
half of it will be
not fun
not fun at all
but it's cool
hopefully you guys
had fun out there
as the listeners
cause we do it for y'all
y'all
are the most important thank
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a few niggas you'll never see again on there don't worry about it
heard you loud and clear, Patronis.
Say less.
Your message has been received.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
I'm going to pay ice now for the off day.
Hey, that's what you get trying to go out there with the replacement reps.
Missed a few calls.
It's okay.
We back.
We back.
We back.
That's hilarious. We back. We back. That's hilarious.
Holy shit.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows.
Lord knows.
By now, you know that we need to be there.
Big time.
Definitely.
Make sure you upgrade your tear, too.
Don't be afraid to.
Damn.
Should I end the part with Ish on space?
No. No? No.
No, no, no, you should not.
Let me hear it.
No, we don't have to.
It's all good.
It looks nice, man.
Hey!
He's trying to keep us away from the shit.
It looks nice.
Holy shit.
I stand with you.
The nigga on the killer said
He asked himself
What would John Wilkes Booth do
In every situation
Stop it
That sounds like some bullshit
He said that
I promise you he said that
Watch it
I'm gonna watch it though
Watch it with your girl
Nah she ain't gonna watch that. I'm going to watch it, though. No, watch it. Watch it with your girl. I'm going to get out. Nah, she ain't going to watch that shit.
I'm going to get out.
If I can do mushrooms and laugh, like, it might be funny.
OK, maybe I'll pitch it that way.
It took the nigga like two hours to find his first kill, too.
It took a while.
Anyway.
He's about to quit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Depressed ass killer.
Yeah, he was down on his own.
He called his man, yo. I'm done. I'm not doing this shit.
Give me 24 more hours.
That nigga quit and he went and beat up his little girlfriend.
Oh, man.
Yo, if you're doing an ill killer assassin movie,
don't let the love of his life get almost killed Yo, if you're doing an ill killer assassin movie,
don't let the love of his life get almost killed,
and now you got to go visit in the hospital.
He wasn't shit.
That girl was, I didn't say a word.
I didn't snitch.
He was like, I'm going to get them for you.
Nigga, them niggas is in Spain.
Yo, yo, y'all hold it down.
Whatever.
We're out of here.
Holy shit.
Have a good week, man.
Head on a swivel at all times.
I'm going back outside. I got Denzel security
Security now come on one of you niggas try some shit. Oh life is so uneventful with niggas
Don't fight you when you got security
Make you feel like it's pointless.
This is how loud them guitars should be in that break.
Anybody playing for the week? Anybody? Anything exciting happening? Anything life changing happening this week? Nah, light week. You make me laugh He's booked and busy but she's gonna make an exception for us and Ish. She's coming, nigga.
Yeah, you a star, nigga.
Shut up.
This nigga mad when you call him a star.
Look.
Look.
He gets so confused.
I hate him.
I hate Ish.
Y'all hold it down, man.
Date the baddies at your own risk, man.
Bitches is toxic.
JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?