The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 678 | "Love Bomb"
Episode Date: November 25, 2023In the latest episode, the JBP starts by recapping their Thanksgiving (21:12) before turning to Dolly Parton’s halftime performance at the Cowboys game (44:10). Several additional lawsuits were rele...ased to the public throughout the past week (51:38), a debate takes place over the term ‘love bombing’ (1:19:18), and Lupe Fiasco has started to rap over André 3000 flutes (1:38:00). Also, the room debates Sexyy Red’s new song (1:41:26), Kanye West & Ty Dolla $ign drop ‘Vultures’ (1:51:57), God Shammgod responds to Ish (2:04:51), Jeff Teague says Michael Jackson can’t sing (2:17:18), Hall & Oates are in a legal battle (2:28:51), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Omarion - “The Usual” Ice | Fetty Wap - “Outside” Parks | GetoPros, Black Rob, & Nate Dogg - “The Game” Melyssa | Goapele - “Purple” Ish | Kevin Ross - “Show & Prove"
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Who's ready to have some fun? Who's ready to do some potty? Who's ready to do some potty?
Who's ready to do some potty? Who's ready to do some potty?
Yeah, what's up?
Hey, yo, can we leave at a reasonable time today, please?
Shout out to Pops for putting in an emotion.
He brought his wife today.
Shout out to him.
My man, very smart move.
Next week, Tuesday, I'm taking my children out of school
and bringing them here so we can leave early.
Very smart.
I didn't realize it.
Over there, you was tight.
Why do you want to leave early?
You got something to do? I have nothing to do. I there, you was tight. Why do you want to leave early? You got something to do?
I have nothing to do.
I just want to leave early.
It's Thanksgiving weekend.
No, no.
I'm just saying I just want to leave early.
And on top of that, I can't say the I word, but I'm Native American.
My people were hurt.
Look at my skin.
Look at my hair.
Yeah.
Nasty.
Can you say that?
You can't say that. Oh, you want to go paywall only too?
The view of y'all,
the room is divided.
No, it ain't. The room ain't divided.
It ain't? We get more money going
only paywall. Wait.
You do? I do.
I'm on y'all asses. I'm taxing you.
I'm taxing.
I only pay more?
Putting whatever hours I want.
We have no obligations.
Oh, we'll discuss that on Patreon.
Okay.
Let's do it.
We'll discuss that on Patreon.
Fuck.
Yeah, I'm not fucking with you today.
You got me in a lot of trouble
with the last bar.
On Patreon.
The last Patreon.
All episodes.
My whole last week.
My whole last week.
My whole last week.
Oh, shit.
You blame it on Flip?
Some of it.
Some of it.
I take accountability for some of it.
Okay.
I did a lot.
I didn't give a fuck, too.
I was out living life.
Having a blast.
Oh, Lord.
Mel, how you feeling?
You're back.
Big Mel.
I'm a little weary
that you're here
after I just saw you on Ivy.
Oh, yeah. You maybe could have stayed home for the day. I wish you would leave. I told Mel. I'm a little weary that you're here after I just saw you on Ivy. Oh, yeah.
You maybe could have stayed home for the day.
I wish you would leave.
I told her.
I told her.
I don't know why you're here again.
Yeah.
She's trying to cover her little sniffles.
Word.
You know what, Mel?
What?
What?
Here you come.
I know what you're doing.
You got the Vince Staple Viola Davis sweater on, and you got a whole new whatever that
is, leggings and boots.
I never saw those before. So that means
you're going to take pictures and send it to niggas to post it.
Hey, listen. Stop
sending her shit to post
for y'all niggas. If it's my man.
Stop, man. Enough. I wasn't going to
do that.
All that shit look fresh. Thank you.
Out the package. Ice, hold me down.
Yes, yes.
Ice don't clock, man. You guys gave me this when I came in a couple of episodes ago.
You guys gave me this.
Mel.
And these are new.
But thank you for asking, Parks.
There's a small subgroup of people out there that did not believe you to be sick.
Until I showed a picture of me with an IV.
That didn't fix anything.
That didn't clear anything up.
Yeah, you can do IVs when you're healthy, for what it's worth.
They got a spot up the street.
I did a couple.
Could have spent a hangover.
They thought that you may have called out to avoid a difficult podcast.
But as luck would have it, we back.
We right back. We're still knee deep in it. The news is we back. We right back.
We're still knee deep in it.
The news is snoozing.
Yeah, yeah.
We done.
As soon as I laid in bed and said,
whew, thank God all this puffy shit is over.
Hold my beer.
Oh my God.
It just keeps getting worse and worse.
I got Aaron Hall in the mix.
Oh my Lord. I mean. Geffen worse. I got Aaron Hall in the mix. Oh my Lord.
I mean.
Geffen.
Oh shit.
Jimmy Iovine.
Marcellus Wiley.
Axl Rose.
Jamie Foxx went to catch and had a slice.
Cuba Goody Jr.
Oh, he been slicing it up.
These niggas are horny.
They ain't listening.
They don't know how to contain the horny.
At all.
But it's cool.
I'm here to celebrate all of the men in the room that do this thing the right way, man.
Come on.
Come on.
There's been too much talk about people that do it the wrong way, man.
All these good, faithful black and white men
up in here, huh? Fucking consensually.
Shout out to consent.
Oh my God. Shout out to consent.
When you get that consent,
my God.
It's gonna be a time.
Yo, I'm not playing with y'all today.
Man, let me see what's going on here.
I got some inspiration.
When you get the consent.
No.
Man.
You said yeah?
Man, consent come in all different ways, too.
It's nice.
A lot of cases.
Jeez Louise.
I don't think we done.
No, we're not.
Not even close. Deadline today. close Deadline today We ain't done
Deadline is today
Keep your eyes on your phones
We are not done
I ain't gonna be on there
I ain't gotta hear
We been doing this the right way
Getting consent
My girl talking about
I've been praying
over you so hard.
Bitch, why?
You ain't got to put
no extra prayers.
Do the normal prayers.
You ain't got to put
nothing extra on me.
Shit, I'm scared
to cheat consensually.
You think I'm about
to run out here?
Man.
Anyway.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
You ain't getting me.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
Feel good to sit back and just watch this
that ain't my baby
that ain't my baby boss
I'm good
fuck that
not at all
oh boy
alright
let's see man
we have a good part today
good energy
good energy
hey
gang gang gang
like Africa in here though
is it hot
oh
Ish might be sick
Ish is me and Melissa have just been talking behind his back for coming here though. Is it hot? Ish might be sick.
Me and Melissa have just been talking
behind his back.
Before everybody got here,
me and Mel was talking
behind Ish's back
and that was one of our
main PowerPoints.
I mean, it's a little warm,
but it's not.
Ish has been sick
for at least two months
and don't believe it.
That's true.
You come here and cough
and you not make your tea
because you're a little fucked up. You pop your coughing and I make you tea because you a little fucked up.
You pop your vitamins and stuff
because you a little under the hood.
Right now with your daughter's sweats on,
this nigga's a mess.
You got the cowboy
joints on though.
I see you.
Can't say that.
I'm proud of cowboy.
You can't even say that.
What you proud of?
Tell me what you proud of.
You can't say that.
Of my heritage and my culture.
You a cowboy?
No.
Oh.
I was just saying
which part you was proud of.
Don't start your shit,
yo.
You ready today.
Ever since that
little LinkedIn interview?
Fuck LinkedIn.
Sharpened him up.
I don't have a LinkedIn interview.
Fuck LinkedIn.
I ain't gonna lie,
I see what you did too
with that sweater.
You matched the purple
with the behind
the fucking sneaker.
Yeah, he going crazy.
I like that.
Why you always
clocking somebody's shit, man?
You look good.
Some young shit.
That's some young shit.
He look like he ran
out his go-out hours.
I'm going to just
match the back of my sneaker
with my sweater.
Stupid ass nigga.
That's some young shit, though.
You know how niggas dress
when they can't go out no more?
Like, I did enough this month.
Shit.
You had a time last night, huh?
I could pull this off.
Look at this.
They got the sweats
with the crease in them.
He got the pre-crease sweats.
He tried to put the gray sweats to make his dick look bigger.
Yo, hey.
Why they not normal size?
You nasty, yo.
Yo, that's some nasty shit you did.
I'ma do that shit.
What are you doing?
I don't know. What's wrong with you?
Hey, the girls ain't the only one that could do it.
Go buy some extra small shit and be 200 pounds.
Nigga, we about to do it, too.
Hey, yo.
I'm going right to American Apparel.
The softest gray sweats I could find.
And that extra tiny.
And they get aroused.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, all this shit going on,
these creeps,
you can't even say shit like that.
You can't even get aroused.
Can't say that.
They don't know how to act.
Yeah, you gotta hide that.
They don't know how to act
when they get aroused.
All right, come on.
Holy shit.
Mel just came from the courthouse.
What? Oh, shit on. Holy shit. Mail just came from the courthouse. What?
Oh, shit.
Yo.
You put a couple claims in?
I was home
wishing I was mail.
I was home.
I'm getting a bag.
Fuck this.
Fuck this pot and shit.
You put a couple claims in?
Moments like this.
When we have those holes,
if you was a girl,
what would you...
Nigga! I would be taking niggas to task. Yo, moments like this, when we have those whole, if you was a girl, what would you, nigga?
I would be taking niggas to task.
Hey, there was this one night in 94,
this nigga took me to a play, and it was awkward.
He tried to kiss me.
I didn't like that shit.
Pay up.
He got weird.
Phantom of the opera.
He got weird.
He tried to be Phantom.
Fuck out of here.
Yeah, nah, it got weird, yo. I can't lie. Pay it up. He got weird. He tried to be Phantom. Fuck out of here. Yeah, nah. It got weird, yo.
I can't lie.
Pay it up.
Send it over.
Yo.
I knew she was bad.
That's just it.
What?
That's just it.
Up the same law firm to represent.
I said, oh.
I read that.
I said, oh, God.
They got the pros.
He got to call Jack Bauer.
He got the, not the same lover.
They stock up, nigga.
What you talking about, nigga?
This ain't motherfuckers.
Same paperwork.
What's my girl name?
They changed names.
They changed names.
Sometimes they even change names.
Damn.
Template already ready.
This ain't Lisa Bloom, God damn it.
No, no.
This ain't that.
Lisa Bloom been in hiding.
She missing out on money.
Lisa Bloom,
what the fuck you doing?
She ruined her fucking reputation.
That's what she did.
I don't know, T.
Weinstein.
Oh, okay.
I was digging in my past
trying to see if it was a girl
that made me feel like a way or two.
I mean, it goes both ways.
That was successful.
Isn't that interesting?
It goes both ways.
This law would have allowed any man who felt like he had been sexually harassed or assaulted by a woman in the past to file the same claims.
But if that happened to a nigga, we're just just gonna come back next time a little more prepared.
We gonna take a pill.
Come back ready.
Hey, I wasn't comfortable the first time,
but this time,
I'm about to handle this shit.
Oh, if I was a girl,
you niggas is lucky.
I ain't gonna lie.
Oh, wait.
All right, come on,
cause I'm gonna get in trouble again.
Look at Ice.
I need to take certain cues
From Parks and Ice
They the only ones here
That have like
Good sense
And if you in public
As Flip
As I told Flip
On the group chat
Go with Mel's take
If you in public
Like around family
And people with like
Sense
She's the new Trevor Noah
Yes
Yes Yeah you okay? Yeah I'm alright Yeah I'm alright and people with like sense. She's the new Trevor Noah? Yes. Yes.
Yeah, you okay?
Yeah, I'm all right.
Yeah, I'm all right.
Not right now.
I'm all right.
I'm good, yeah.
I just want to make sure you good.
I text you niggas
and you niggas all laugh at me.
I'm going to get at y'all niggas later on.
That shit was funny.
So make sure you straight, though.
All right, come on.
Give us some inspiration, Joe.
Let's get started over here.
That's what we do.
We wind everything into perfection.
The phone, my parents had a very different experience
with the phone. They...
This is good.
They used to talk to people on it.
And to me, the phone is this seldom-used app on my phone.
Don't call me on my phone. Yeah.
Don't call me on my phone.
Ever.
Don't ever call me on my phone.
Ever.
That's a weird shit to do.
And if you use it on me, oh God help you.
Yeah.
I, how dare you?
I am furious when I get a phone call.
Facts.
You text me first to see if I'm even taking phone calls today.
True.
I'll text you back with a window.
Also, we want all our music.
All our music on the phone.
Facts.
You want all your music.
All of it.
On the phone.
No, I'm sorry.
I misspoke.
We want all the music.
Ever.
Every song ever on our phone now. Okay but like what are you
willing to pay for that?
Nothing! Nothing! My offer is this? Nothing.
Yeah!
Mic check, one, two, one, two. Fuck is going on out there, wake it up.
Wait, wait, wait, wait wait not you perverts
not your perverts y'all keep it sleep
yes sir
shout to all the beautiful ladies out there listening.
Shout to the real niggas out there.
Salute.
I'll be good.
Big Jersey, New York, wherever you might be listening from.
Whatever country or continent you at.
You can do your best.
Flash me in the meat.
Passing in the streets.
Doing it for the skate key right now.
Doing it for Branch Brook right now. Fuck these nigg, silence comes up and down, just by chance, we're fellin' to romance before Know the changes that put you through pain
My promise is to you, I'll be good
Better than before
You know I'm not the one, I'll be good
Better than before
No, I love you more
Better than before
It's working.
I'm one of the ghosts in this shit, man.
Y'all get off my dick.
Let me do what I'm doing, all right?
I'll break this mic, Pops.
Fuck out of here.
Go ahead.
I got to put it back.
That's a pause.
Wait, what'd he say?
It's your mic.
I'll break this mic.
It's your mic.
I got to put it back.
Just slow down.
That was a lot going on.
There's a lot.
Your wife is here. Let's go. I'll take it back. It's your mic. I got to put it back. Just slow down. That was a lot going on. There's a lot. Your wife is here.
Let's go.
I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Why are we in here?
Pond's giving in.
Is it today?
Nick's got to leave early.
Wait, hold up.
Hey, Rim, I'm happy to see you, by the way.
Welcome, welcome.
Always a pleasure.
She got a coat.
She got a coat on still.
Yeah, I don't know what's going on.
Rim here like they pulled over the car this morning.
I'm leaving. I got to work.
I'm coming too.
Y'all missed it.
Huh?
Y'all missed it.
What?
Last part ran kind of late, right?
Ah.
Yeah.
You got to come and check it.
He talking about I was in there making edits.
All right, well, I'm going to come see it.
Well, I'm going to come check it out.
See who you was editing.
Yeah.
I did it.
Done.
You knew I could not win.
He did.
The clean sheet.
40 and up, 40 and up.
So wide.
Let's go.
I was lying through the dark.
I hope it's not like the end.
Atlanta, what up?
Detroit, what up?
We go.
Up, up, up.
Wow.
Ain't nobody to blame.
It's just me and them. Just Makes me feel better, makes me happy
Makes me feel this way, ain't nobody to blame
Rock on, I'll see you tonight, nigga, what up?
Ain't nobody to blame
What up, nigga?
Yeah!
Oh, my god.
Yes, sir.
Yes, sir.
Feeling good.
Feeling great.
Microphone check.
One, two.
What is this?
Here.
Pod on all platforms.
Unedited, on time, not late, not shucking and jiving, all right?
Niggas, shut the fuck up.
God damn it.
Not for daddy.
You ice-ish. Flip, flip. Man, man, man, man. All right, what episode is this?
678.
I'm feeling great.
Welcome to episode 678 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored, well-rested, fully aware, ready to engage host.
Jump off your button here with a few really amazing people.
To my right, the beautiful, the amazing, the intelligent,
Queen Flip is here, make some noise, make some noise.
Come on, how you feel Flip?
How you feeling?
I feel good.
Let me get the fuck out of here.
I feel good. I feel good. Let me get the fuck out of here. I feel good.
I feel good.
Always thinking you're cute.
Mel, what up?
Big Mel's back.
Make some noise.
Hootie Hoot.
Make some noise.
The melodies.
Hootie Hoot.
How you feeling?
We know you were a little under the weather.
What'd you have, the flu?
COVID?
I did not have COVID. Hangover? Nope, didn't have a hang were a little under the weather. What'd you have, the flu? COVID? I did not have COVID.
Hangover?
Nope, didn't have a hangover.
I had the flu.
Yeah.
So you still have the flu
and we're all going to be sick tomorrow.
Thank you.
No, no, no, no.
I went to urgent care.
I got some serious antibiotics.
I did the whole IV thing.
Viral.
Viral.
Antibiotics and COVID.
I know you not talking, motherfucker.
You've been sick, like he said,
for two goddamn months.
I didn't say that.
Yeah, but watch your mouth now.
Why you talking to her like that?
Yeah, fuck you.
You're the last one that can talk to me now.
You gotta breathe.
You gotta breathe.
It's all right, bro.
Throw the name on your list.
Go ahead.
Go write the city hall, nigga.
Oh, shit.
Get your ass.
You better whistle.
Yeah, so I definitely did not miss the episode on purpose where you guys got your fucking asses handed to you.
It ain't no you guys.
It was me.
Oh, it was just you?
It was only me.
All right.
Okay.
It was only me.
Nobody else felt the smoke?
No.
No.
No?
Okay.
Nobody felt smoke but me and not really.
Okay.
Didn't alter, like, real life. Yeah. I wasn't avoiding Okay. Didn't alter like real life.
Yeah.
I wasn't avoiding shit.
All right.
Other than dying.
Well, even if you were, shit.
We back today.
We right back to it.
Exactly.
We right back in.
We got 17 new cases to unpack.
Did they do it?
Did they not?
Is there proof?
Or are we waiting?
How come you were wearing a mask in your own house?
Because of-
For Daisy? No, because of the nurse. Oh, okay. The nurse? How come you were wearing a mask in your own house? Because of...
No, because of the nurse.
Oh, okay.
The nurse that was there with the IV.
You and Ish gonna learn that y'all immune systems ain't the same.
I know.
You are right behind us, motherfucker.
Stop talking.
And you don't work out that much.
And you eat whatever you want.
And you are right behind us.
She well rested today.
Let him have it.
I'm telling you. She prepared that. That came out too smoothly behind us. She well rested today. Let him have it. I'm telling you.
She prepared that.
That came out too smoothly, nigga.
She right.
You don't work out.
She practiced that in the mirror.
She killed your stupid ass.
Get that, nigga.
Listen, I'm telling you.
You don't know what to say.
You got to think.
Yeah.
Yeah, nigga.
Work out.
Shit.
Talk about WWE.
Work the fuck out, nigga. Get your immune system right. My shit good, nigga. got to think. Yeah. Yeah, nigga. Work out. Shit. Talk about WWE. Work the fuck out.
Get your immune system right.
My shit good, nigga.
I'm walking to Mr. COVID, nigga, and I'm good.
I think I got one of the best immune systems in here.
That's my opinion.
I know I do.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Big males here.
Big flip.
Introduce my man properly, man.
Introduce my man properly.
He's matching the back of his sneaker with his sweater.
Nigga, only one nigga can pull that off.
Ain't nobody can do it better.
That's fire.
That is fire, son.
Now you look good.
This guy is nutcase, B.
You good.
Ish is here.
Freeze is here.
Parks is here.
Poe is here.
Corey is here. Erickson is here. And I think that's itcase, B. You good. Ish is here. Freeze is here. Parks is here. Poe is here. Corey is here.
Erickson is here.
And I think that's it.
Come on.
What's up?
What's up?
What's up?
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
Come on.
Give it to me.
How was your Thanksgiving?
I got a turkey hangover, personally.
I'm a little tired, too.
A little tired.
Hey!
Nigga, I forgot that yesterday was Thursday.
What you mean?
Me, too.
That we had to come in today.
Oh.
Forgot. Because it's usually Thanksgiving. I'm out with the family. Usually Thanksgiving,? Me too. That we had to come in today. Oh. Forgot.
Because it's usually Thanksgiving.
I'm out with the family.
Usually Thanksgiving, you know, the next day you off.
Right.
I'm out with the family.
We kicking it, having a good time.
I was like, what y'all doing tomorrow?
I was like, shit, I'm relaxing.
I was like, yo, you got to work tomorrow.
Oh.
I agree.
Same feeling.
Oh, shit.
I took it easy last night knowing that I had to work today.
Not only did you not know the time you had to be here, but you didn't even know the day.
I didn't even know what day it was.
But my wife's family, who we ate Thanksgiving with, is Dominican, and I think we started
at about 9.30 p.m.
It went on until about 9.30 a.m.
They might be over there still.
I left them out of there though.
I got to fuck them out of there.
They ain't leave.
That should have ended
maybe by Sunday.
Yeah, yeah.
Maybe.
So I'm still dealing
with the trip to fan
or whatever that shit is.
I got a question for y'all
since we talking about Thanksgiving.
How long y'all let
the leftovers rock?
Until they're gone.
Real nigga.
But they're going to be gone
within three days.
Yeah, they'll be gone
in three days. Three. Ish'll be gone. Three days.
Three.
Ish.
Four, five.
Cool.
I fuck leftovers up.
No, your Thanksgiving, nigga.
Oh.
I ain't do much.
Eight.
Did you host or did you go somewhere?
No, I went to my girl mother crib.
Nice.
Then went home and watched a game.
Your favorite dish?
Is she Polish?
Oh.
I have a question.
No, I'm being innocent.
Is she?
I'm sorry.
What the fuck is going on?
Portuguese.
Portuguese.
The fried turkey.
Okay.
I fuck with the fried turkey.
Oh, they did the fried turkey.
Yeah.
Okay.
I fuck with the heavy.
We had both.
I didn't eat either one of them.
Oh, shit.
Ice. You don't eat the fried turkey
I don't eat turkey like that
Why
Cool off of it
Even on this one day
Fried turkey is the shit
Could be
I don't know
Cause I didn't like turkey
For a long time
I used to hate Thanksgiving food
Until I realized that
They were making turkey rolls
It's just the turkey
I don't fuck with
I'm a ham person
So
I got a lot
I got a lot of that in there.
Fuck some old ham-ass nigga.
I was sick, so nothing.
Turkey sandwich at home on the couch?
Not even.
Turkey soup?
Hold on, man.
You watched the Thanksgiving parade on TV?
I did not.
I watched I Am A Stalker.
Marathon.
Okay.
That's what I did.
I hate that show.
I hate that show. I don't think I've seen I Am A Stalker.
Why didn't you like it?
I've never heard of that show.
Them niggas are too creepy on that show.
They was mad creepy.
When the shows get too creepy, I'm cool.
I Am A Stalker, my mom is a killer, or when they get in that bag i'm out of it yeah i watch i am a
i watched the killer as well i liked it that shit was ass really why did you guys hate it
the front of this pod is not recap all the stuff we talked about which
we're still on thanksgiving sorry did you have a a lit Thanksgiving or nah? Nah. No, no.
I was just getting my immune system together so that I could be back in here.
That's it.
Hey, Flip, you mentioned for the first time ever, and I know y'all gonna laugh, but I
actually did watch the fucking parade.
Loser.
I know.
Nah, because I know they're little cartoon characters and shit.
I told my daughter to watch it.
They said the protesters was out there.
But that shit was, like, she had a blast watching that shit. I let my daughter watch it. They said the protestors was out there. But that shit was,
like, she was,
she had a blast
watching that shit.
That shit is lit.
I got that shit right on.
Yo, niggas in my house
so angry.
You know,
they protest in the parade,
say word.
Over what?
Oh, shit, turn it on.
Hey, big dog.
I was talking about my daughter
watching the parade with me
and stuff.
Like, I had a moment there. You want her to the parade with me and stuff. I had a moment there.
You want her to be woke to the...
I had a moment there.
I apologize.
That's my fault for stepping on that.
Appreciate that.
Gotta take her next time.
Gotta take her next time.
My family, my mom be getting tickets.
I am gonna take her.
Yes.
I'm gonna take her.
Yes.
One of these years.
Bro, if I turn on the protest
and you out there...
I'm gonna take her, man.
Holy shit.
What were they protesting?
The cancel of the parade?
The fight.
The war.
Oh, I have a very Ian of you.
The bickering back and forth.
A little fair one, kid.
A little quarrel.
A little fair one.
You better watch yourself.
You're right.
You're right.
My bad.
My apologies.
My apologies.
Folks,
Bell Bib DeVoe was performing Poison
while the Ninja Turtles was up there.
That's the kind of shit I want.
Oh, is that what DeVoe's been up to?
Oh, that's great to know.
Go DeVoe.
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Shut up, man.
I be wondering sometimes.
Yo, stop, man.
What?
DeVoe always put his name in the rap verse
like he was the illest nigga.
So sometimes I just think about it.
I wonder what DeVoe was up to.
Because B.I.D., you know, got everybody.
He's moving shit.
He got everybody shit.
Wrote everybody album.
He's fine.
Fucking Ronnie can sing.
So that nigga somewhere singing. Ronnie is DeVoe. That's Ronnie DeVoe no no I'm sorry yeah DeVoe
was just putting a lot of them 90s R&B records go back and listen to the rappers
okay I see what type of pod he better be on. He was the smooth rapper.
You on his dick.
Your neck going back and forth.
What the hell was that shit?
I was just back in high school in my head for a second.
She gonna get one of them charges.
She gonna catch one of them niggas.
Okay.
Belle, babe, Devoe, good.
It was just funny.
So all Thanksgiving past,
none of you niggas said,
aside from ice,
said anything,
no fun family stories.
What got popping in the living room?
I was thankful that I was at,
I was having Thanksgiving as somebody that don't rap no more.
What you mean?
Oh man.
I wanted to ask y'all,
what is like some of the worst professions
that you could possibly be
when you get in the family living room
with all your nieces?
I can tell you one.
The entertainment business is-
Yo, rapper?
No.
Oh, it's one of the worst.
Podcaster's not far off, though.
If the people don't listen or keep up with the shit,
like, so how's that podcasting thing going?
It's not far off of music.
I could tell you when that's real fucked up.
Oh, my whole family know I'm lit.
So they don't question.
Hey, how's everything going?
You lit?
Yep.
Oh, you killing things.
You know what's real fucked up?
For Thanksgiving family time, especially this year,
being a defendant.
Oh, shit.
This thing of ice is crazy.
Imagine that. Oh, shit. This thing of ice is crazy. Imagine that elaborate.
I thought we were going to have a little bit of fun first.
They had days to get by themselves, nigga.
You can't go to family.
No.
Nigga, I asked you.
Family don't hold punches.
Big mama going, baby, come here, baby.
Let me ask you what's going on.
Where you deal with that girl now?
They straight to the point. I told you about being's going on. What do you do with that girl now? They straight to the point.
I told you about being with them girls.
I told you about your hands.
I told you about your hands.
You've been touching things.
I told you.
Big mama's over.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
I told you.
Your grandpappy.
He had a bad problem, too.
Oh!
Yeah! I told you he was going to come back to haunt you now.
Totally look back and say, that's girls alone, isn't it?
They just be whispering.
They be kind of whispering in front of everybody.
And I was like,
I'm wrong.
They be whispering.
Now, baby, I told you about them girls. You got away with it all them times when you was alone. Niggas be whispering. Niggas be kind of whispering in front of everybody. And I was over on and they be whispering. Mm-hmm.
Told them. Now, baby.
I told you about them girls.
You got away with it
all them times
when you was 17.
Now, look.
The last time I bailed you out,
nigga,
now this time I can't help you.
I'm not putting the house up
for you this time.
Oh, yeah.
Because your family
definitely put the house up.
Oh, yeah.
It's a fact.
They put the house up for you.
That's a fact.
They put the house up.
Reluctantly, but they did it.
They did it.
Oh, man.
God.
They ain't doing it now.
Oh, yeah.
No, not now. It's over. Joe, how was your Thanksgiving, man? Before we start unpacking the house up. Reluctantly, but they did it. They did it. Oh, man. God. They ain't doing it now. Oh, yeah. No, not now.
It's over.
Joe, how was your Thanksgiving, man?
Before we start unpacking the nastiness.
My Thanksgiving was absolutely amazing.
Y'all know I did Thanksgiving with my family on, with my mom and my cousin and my brothers
and all that shit, and my son's on Sunday.
Okay.
So I was kind of free, and that was a vibe.
Oh, so you weren't.
Thanksgiving free is a vibe where you can move and shake.
You went to that?
A lot of Friendsgivings?
On a family day?
I don't mean like that.
Oh, you mean hopping around?
I mean like hopping around.
Yeah, I went to my Aunt Denise house with all of my cousins and my dad and his kids.
And so I just love the kids.
I love the kids I love the kids
because it reminds me of
like you know the different placements
it reminds me of my place my dad is
taking my granddad's kind of it's kind of
going right so boy my little brothers
and sister couldn't look more depressed there
it reminded me of
all the shit that my mom used to
make me do like Easter church
Thanksgiving is a bad holiday for a kid.
Yeah, a kid, you want to be able to do what the fuck you want to do.
So I laughed at them.
Get me out of this bum ass sweater.
We're Roblox away.
That shit got them.
The game was on.
Anthony's not a cook, so all the food was to the side.
Take whatever you want, as many plates as you want.
Go ahead and eat.
It was that type of vibe.
Shout out to my cousin Darnell.
He never saw me on the Spade table.
So it started with, come on, I'll play with anybody.
To, yo, my partner's ass.
Yo, my partner don't know how to.
It was good talking shit to my cousins in Spades that, you
know, me and my dad is dead.
Y'all going to lose.
Are y'all playing for money?
Uh-huh.
Now, I tried to get.
Because I know your rules now.
Now, I said, cuzzo.
At least put up a dub or something.
No, no, no.
I was in.
I've been in a great mood.
I've been in a great mood.
So, cuzzo, if you want this to be like just a family game, like some Thanksgiving shit,
I'll catch a vibe with you.
A little charity.
But same genetics.
That's the problem.
And that's the challenge when you start talking to a nigga like that.
He said, nah, I only play for free.
Oh, really now?
Well, me neither. Me neither.
I wasn't going to say that to you because I didn't want to come off like
Kim Kardashian.
Oh, shit.
But me neither.
So we bet he lost every game by a lot.
Normally didn't get far.
Two sticks.
Quick up.
You reneged.
Turn that over.
Quick work.
Then made my plates and left.
Talk about swag.
Oh, I did my aunt's.
I did my aunt's house. Right, four plates.
See, that's what you get for trying to get the small
paper plates for the to-go shit. No, now
I'm taking five of them. Now we got
the turkey wing and ham on one plate, lasagna
on one, rice over here, mac and cheese,
yams, collard greens. Four plates? What do you want me to do?
And I skipped the dessert.
Now, auntie, hey, I was running out of there like Marshawn Lynch.
Now, auntie, I'm cool.
I got it.
Got it from here.
Then went over to my cousin LaShawn's house with her, with Sad, her and her husband and
their family and their kids, played some Uno.
Totally got my ass kicked. Totally got my ass kicked.
Totally got my ass kicked. But they don't
play Uno like we used to play Uno. You know, we used to
play Uno and cheat. Pull
a card out the hand. Try to call out the
person's color. And they wasn't even
plucking.
You know, if you don't have the card,
let me guess, it's picking up one card.
No, no, no. You pick until you get the card.
They were doing some family thing
Talking to yo, yo, he need a real what you got. All right about pop. I'm I reverse it back to you
Can you get it? That's what I was doing. What you need, but these I know these fucking oh, yeah
That's all no, but you haven't doing it wrong
Came up with rules.
It's a 23-year-old behind that page.
He don't know what the fuck he talking about.
Uno came out with new rules because of niggas like y'all playing the wrong fucking way.
No, we playing the right way.
This is how you play Uno.
This is how you play Uno.
So I lost in Uno.
To the death.
Word.
That game last longer than Monopoly.
Word.
That's a fact.
But when I went in there, this is where I went wrong.
One of my favorite cousins.
When I went in there, this is where I went wrong. One of my favorite cousins. When I went in there, the first thing I said was,
hey, how's the mac and cheese?
You know, just like a conversation starter.
They was like, nah, shit banging.
Like, cool.
So we played some Uno.
And after one of the Uno games, I had took a little walk,
like alone, to the kitchen to peek around.
Took a look at that Mac.
Just went back, played some more Uno.
You just looked?
I just looked.
I just ate.
I mean, I'm not hungry.
I took a little look, though, went back, played some Uno, then it was time to go.
Gave everybody a big hug and a kiss.
Oh, my God, I had a blast.
I was one foot out the door.
Here comes Sad.
Hey, Joe.
I can't help but to notice.
You ain't got no plate.
You ain't take no food.
Can't help but to.
I mean, the first thing you said was the mac and cheese,
and now you're running out without a plate.
Now, mine, you said.
Oh, man, that's my bad, Sad. Shout out to Sad.
Sad and LaShawn
are a beautiful married couple,
high school sweethearts,
beautiful kids, like, they
do it the right way. Yeah.
So it was funny to hear
how they was joint cooking together
and, like, some of the shit
got fucked up. Like, Sad fucked the deviled
eggs up.
Yeah, I think I used a little too much relish and relish you know that flavor hard I try to put some more eggs
Everything they talked
about making,
it was,
I got to hear
the behind the scenes.
The story.
The struggle with it.
See, that don't happen
in Auntie Denise.
She gets busy.
You got the aunt that,
you got the aunt,
anybody got the aunt that.
Just leave it to her, yo.
She got it.
So that was fun
to hear all of that.
And I had to have
the uncomfortable conversation
with my cousin.
I'm like, yo, man,
I'm good. She did really good. That mac and cheese look like white people mac and cheese. And then all day on
Instagram, I'm seeing y'all, I've talked about this before, nobody knows how to make mac
and cheese anymore. It's over. It's the shit's like dinosaurs. It's going extinct.
It's like good rap.
Them niggas don't make a rule.
Y'all put a whole new fucking noodle in this shit now?
A whole new noodle.
A little spiral shit.
I've seen a bitch put cream of mushroom in the mac and cheese.
Nah.
Yes.
Talking about if you don't like mushrooms, use cream of vegetable.
I said, hell with these young kids.
That's a casserole.
This girl got a cookbook.
I saw the one chick take the Chef Boyardee cans of mac and cheese.
I didn't even know they made that. I didn't know that's a thing.
The Chef Boyardee mac and cheese.
Poured it in the pan.
Stop it.
And laid 16 slices of Kraft cheese on it.
Oh, nah.
Threw the shit in the oven.
That's Big Mac.
No, it isn't.
That's Big Mac.
That's disgusting.
That's fucking disgusting.
And all these lazy fucks.
You should be ashamed of yourself.
All these lazy fucks with this shredded cheese and Velveeta.
Shredded cheese and Velveeta.
Shredded cheese.
Bitch, y'all don't have a shredder?
Yeah, I don't do that no more.
Y'all don't cut up the cheese yourself?
The five different cheeses?
The this?
The gouda?
What is...
No.
No.
It's over.
So anyway, my nice ass cousins, they so nice and sweet.
No, I insist, Joey.
Please.
Please.
Take a plate.
Take some of the mac and cheese.
Have you had the stuffing?
I said, you know what?
Hey, just fix me up a little something.
We'll go ahead on home.
You separated that in the car from the other plates?
And that's what I did.
It came in a different package.
Oh, that's what you do.
Easily identifiable.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Did you take it in the house? Did you taste it? No, I didn't taste it.
Is it still in the car? It worked next day.
No, no, it's in the fridge. I'm just playing.
It's in the fridge. Stan gonna fuck me up.
And then my girl Maddie hit me.
My girl Maddie hit me
from her family crib.
Hey, shut the down. They don't play.
FaceTime. Oh, yeah.. They don't play. FaceTime.
Oh, yeah.
Send it over.
Send it over.
Plate duty rules still in effect.
Plate duty rules still in effect.
If you know a girl who know their parents or like is cool and close with her family and they get busy, send that through.
It's a fact.
Sending plates is a love language.
I'm not talking about for me and Maddie.
I'm talking about.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know what else was crazy about Thanksgiving?
Watching your cousins take the walk that you used to take and realizing like, oh shit,
like we the old niggas now.
Smoke walk?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like we used to do that.
Yeah.
And now you watching them.
Yo, we gonna go.
Like, I know what y'all doing.
That was my shit.
That was my shit.
We used to do that.
Yeah. Like just watching. We moved on. We the old niggas then. Myall doing. That was my shit. That was my shit. We used to do that. Yeah.
Like just watching, we moved on to,
we the old niggas then.
My family smokes, they would just spit out bags.
My little fucking cousin walked in with a bottle of Henny.
It's like.
Yeah, it's a vibe.
What?
Like it fuck you up just seeing anybody getting older.
I have, my aunt came from VA. Okay okay i wasn't done with my family all right my
fuck yeah we don't want to step on your shit get the fuck out of here my aunt came from va you
know haze your household she came with children it's fun seeing her she was you know she said i
didn't say hi to her than the day before because i was on i was on the phone on live she was cursing
me out you were on live on thanksgiving no the day before because I was on the phone or on live. She was cursing me out.
You were on live on Thanksgiving?
No, the day before when she came.
But, you know, it was good talking.
But, you know, I had to text y'all
because, you know, conversation came up from the part.
And I don't like that shit.
You know, being on this podcast comes with its perks
and comes with some bullshit too.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to be questioned about my theories
or ideologies or what I think. And I don't want to be questioned about my theories or ideologies or what I think.
And I don't want to be
asked to explain shit
that no fucking thing's given.
Grandma,
get the food together.
Let's go.
And on top of that,
I got to stay there for hours.
Because that's grandma.
I can't leave grandma.
Of course.
I can't.
She's not playing.
Where you going?
So I got to stay there
and listen to that bullshit.
And then my wife
getting involved.
Oh shit.
I'm goinga violate you.
I'ma violate you because you got to
talk my bullshit up here, nigga.
Can you still hold somebody down
and cheat on them?
Oh, this came up at Thanksgiving?
Yeah!
How you podding with your family?
Nigga, they want to pod with me!
Because he tried to shine.
He tried to walk in being Kim Kardashian.
Oh, y'all heard the pod.
He was like, actually, we did.
We have a few questions for you. Come back.
Sit down.
Have a seat.
Have a seat.
I'm sitting in the fucking plastic.
Hey, Chris Hansen, you know my grandmother.
He take the plastic off the couch.
My grandmother was sitting in that plastic.
I'm sitting there for a man long like a kid.
I'm trying to say, I'm like, yo, listen.
In my head, I'm talking to myself.
You are mature.
See, that's the problem.
Your grandma can still move around.
You are mature now. That's what I'm talking to myself. You are mature. See, that's the problem. Your grandma can still move around. You are mature now.
That's what I'm saying to myself.
You're mature.
No matter what they say, just listen to them.
Take it in.
Receive it.
I thought about it.
Receive it and don't judge.
I'm talking about the pod.
I'm like this.
I said, yeah, I believe that.
I believe that.
He didn't do that.
Is it what?
Who brought it up?
You should have told him to refer to the tagline at the beginning of the pod.
Man, and I text you niggas.
You're helping me out.
That nigga's cracking jokes.
Are you okay?
Fuck you, nigga.
And I'm going to fry that nigga's ass.
I was concerned about you.
I was concerned.
Fuck you.
I wanted Joe to help me, give me advice.
He'll flip, say this.
He didn't say nothing. Are you good? That nigga's left me out there to dry. But other than that, Thanksgiving was concerned. Fuck you. I wanted Joe to help me, give me advice. He'll flip, say this. He didn't say nothing.
Are you good?
Y'all niggas left me out there to dry.
But other than that, Thanksgiving was good.
Seeing my aunt, seeing my family, realizing how big the podcast is.
So now your opinion has changed on holding somebody down while you're-
No, my opinion has not changed.
But, I mean, from the perspective of my wife, I understand what she's saying, because now
she's talking about, oh, do you think that about me?
Wait, what?
You got to be careful, Flip. I don't think, no, no you think that about me? Wait, what? Nigga, this is a podcast.
I don't think.
No, no, no.
You can't take what I say on here.
Nigga, this is a show.
I'm entertaining.
You can't take what I say on here as face value.
You know me, nigga.
You was there for me.
Yeah, that don't work with me no more.
That shit don't work?
Why the fuck you saying that?
That don't work with me no more.
Why did you say that?
With me?
It don't.
It don't work with me no more.
You put the no more like it's a game.
Because I used to get that off. What the? That don't work with me no more you put the no more like like it's a game I used to get that off what the that don't work nigga shut up that still
work for you no it didn't work but what I got it off a little I ain't get out
any more so you trying to say that that their thing is that if you say it on here
and how confident you are, it means that you really feel that way.
Yeah.
No, not necessarily.
Come on, man, you've been around me.
A lot of shit I say...
Their thing is this.
You saying certain shit on here, it will reflect a certain way, even if you don't really believe
it, but their family might watch it, their friends might watch it.
So you saying certain shit could still affect them
or bring up a conversation
to them
now they gotta bring
that conversation back to you
but then I have to go back
to what Joe said
like yo Flip
why do you lean
into that bullshit
you don't really feel that way
so gee
Joe be holding me down
right here
but they don't fall for that
like nigga nah
you really believe
in that shit
oh no
so you can't stand
on your shit
sometimes you gotta
just let the podcast be
nah that's all just jokes
guys don't worry about that
that's what I said
but then I stood on it?
You shouldn't have stood.
Yeah.
Yeah, you got to get off the,
you got to stand down.
I think anybody that responds to that
is responding from an emotional aspect.
Of course.
Absolutely.
Period.
Emotional perspective.
I feel like you can.
We don't have to unpack it,
but I feel like you could hold somebody down
and cheat on them.
Not saying I cheat.
I don't cheat.
But you can do that.
You love that hill.
Died there twice, and you're going to die there again.
You could definitely cheat and hold somebody down.
And I know that's true.
Because when they left me, they got with a faithful nigga.
And life got bad.
They started doing real bad.
Acne started breaking out.
Everything.
Different water. Sleep apnea. They breaking out. Everything. Different water.
Sleep apnea.
They started drinking Aquafina, nigga.
Yeah, all types of shit.
Oh, you back at Chili's now?
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, you working again?
Bitches getting Walgreens applications.
All types of shit.
Hey, you missed that cheating, don't you?
Come on, come on back.
You missed that cheating.
You missed a little cheating.
You doing 60 hours a week now?
Cheat wasn't that bad.
Damn, girl.
Damn, girl.
You were so against that when we was together.
Walgreens, what I look like?
Cashier number seven.
Oh, shit.
What you talking about?
Customer service. What you talking about Customer service
What you talking about
Oh man
Alright moving right along
Moving right along
Moving right along
Jerry Jones better be
Very careful with Dolly Parton
I see that
Play from a mile away
I see that play
From a mile away
Dolly was up there
Oh man yo
So Dolly up there right
So my family's like
Yo who the hell is that?
Oh, it's Dolly Parton.
They're like, yo, she's older.
She looks like my grandfather had way too many to drink.
Hey, don't nothing look wrong with that woman on that TV.
We're like, yo, nigga, sit your ass down.
Yo, old people?
They don't give a fuck.
Dolly was one of them back in the day, too.
What?
Yeah, hell yeah.
Before you could voice it.
Dolly, one of them names. But 77. That's a black man. You couldn't of them back in the day too. What? Yeah, hell yeah. Before you could voice it. Dolly, one of them names
was 77.
As a black man,
you couldn't voice that
back in the day.
You couldn't say that
back in the day
as a black man?
Talk about Dolly
white ass partner?
No, no, no.
Now you can be like,
I'm pop Dolly.
Grandpa and they
with the hitty in them.
You crazy.
You can express it now.
Oh, man.
That was funny.
That's a legend.
Cherry tried to be slick.
No, he was looking good, man.
She was looking cute.
Derby number.
Y'all beat?
Now?
An 80-year-old?
That 80-year-old?
No.
Ish answer.
Why you gotta go to me, nigga?
We're going around.
That's what we're talking about. That's your bag. That's not go to me, nigga? We're going around. That's what you're talking about.
That's your bag.
That's not my bag.
All right, we're going around.
Everybody just answer.
Don't focus on Ish.
No.
All right, now it's on you.
Would you?
Well, Mel didn't answer.
Well, Mel doesn't.
Mel, would you?
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
No, no, no.
That's what she says, right?
What?
Would you be?
Dolly Parton?
Yes.
I'm straight.
So, no?
Oh. That would be a no. Okay. Yeah. Sorry. All right, Ish, would you? Would you be Dolly Parton Yes I'm straight So no Oh
That would be a no
Okay
Yeah
Sorry
Alright
No
Ish would you
Nah I wouldn't pop
Can you speak
Into the mic
I wouldn't pop
Nigga say it with some bravado
In your chest
You said you wouldn't pop
I would not pop
Ice
Yes
Yes ice would
77
Nigga I would fuck Martha Stewart
She's 85
Martha Stewart All on Dolly Parton Yes would fuck Martha Stewart. She's 85.
Martha Stewart all on Dolly Parton?
Martha Stewart is not 85.
She's like 82.
Martha Stewart is not 85 years old.
Somebody Google that. I'm about to find out.
Somebody Google that right now.
She's like 81 or 82.
Which is not 85.
She's older than Dolly Parton?
Yes.
She's not 85, but she's like 81 or 82.
Just Google it so we can know.
She's 82.
Boom.
Martha Stewart is 82 and you would fuck?
Yes.
You ain't seen Martha when she had the apron on?
Butt ass under the apron?
Is it the age part?
Or is it that you guys are like...
That just look like some pristine...
Some vintage badge?
Vintage badge.
Martha Stewart would get...
Got it. She'd get. Martha Stewart and get. Got it.
She get.
Oh, take that.
Gotta be careful now, baby.
Right.
There's got to be.
Read differently.
Read differently.
It's not at the limit.
Exactly.
There's still a few more hours.
I would enjoy a time with Martha Stewart.
You eating ass?
Get out of here.
Jesus Christ.
That's all.
You ducked it?
Oh, yeah, I would.
You'll pop Dolly?
Yeah, why not?
Hello?
Yeah, I niggas pardon.
Dolly.
For real?
I'm not popping Dolly.
She a legend.
At 77?
You popping all the stats.
Stats.
Purely stats.
What?
I might.
I might have to reconsider.
Jolene.
Jolene.
Holy shit. And I. Jolene. Jolene. Holy shit.
And I.
The original one.
Yeah.
Come on, man.
You might have sold me there, yo.
You might have sold me.
Is that all it took?
Martha, I mean, no.
What she cooks, like, that's.
I like to eat.
Martha's a gangster.
I feel like y'all should treat y'all dicks better
Than fucking a 77 and 82 year old
Why is that
Wait that's ageism like a motherfucker
Let's do it man
If I'm rim I'm talking to him in the car
So did we
Oh man
You would fuck who
Jolene
That's funny
Joe stop You would fuck who? Jolene. That's funny, man.
Joe, stop.
Stop what?
Stop, because I hate when you do that.
If you do it to me, I'm blasting you.
Stop.
Stop what?
You do not believe that, so stop it.
I don't believe what?
Whatever you was about to say, you do not believe that about me.
No, you don't.
Come on.
No, I'm saying that you said we got to have more respect for our dicks.
I'm saying that you said we got to have more respect for our dicks.
You and I both have pop chicks that were lower on the totem pole than Martha Stewart and Dolly Parton.
You and I.
How old were these women?
I said lower on the totem pole. I ain't necessarily used age as the qualifier.
Yeah, but when you start talking about totem poles, age matters.
Dolly been here since 1919.
What the fuck?
She had mad time to get her life together.
Not these bitches without dads I be talking to.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
Plus, you see how Cher got old boy lit.
Tuh.
And what, Cher, like, 76, 77?
Life might improve with the Dolly.
And I think more of my dick than that.
I think I would kill one of them.
Wow, you really have a high, like a high, you know.
Listen, listen.
Do I gotta say it?
I think I would kill one of them.
I think that you might break a fucking hip.
And if you do.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Make sure you're in that will.
No, you don't.
I mean, what are we doing?
Stop it.
Now you're done.
All right, now we all just part.
Might get an inheritance a little bit.
What are you talking about?
Let me shut up.
If you do, you just make sure she wrote you in.
That's it.
It's a win-win.
Yeah, I think my dick could get them to write me in the will.
Hello.
I agree.
Cha-ching.
Jesus Christ.
But the will would say if you kill her, then you can't.
You didn't kill her.
I didn't kill her.
She was coming and going
To go right on the heaven
Jesus Christ.
And she performed magnificently.
Can you stop, please, bro?
Stop, yo.
Because you can see
what I'm thinking, right?
I've taken off
a bunch of pods
of looking at you.
Don't start your shit today, yo.
Yeah, man.
Let's think of it.
Yo, come on, man.
This is a...
All these old ass niggas.
Yo, leave her alone.
Niggas ain't doing nothing, man.
This nigga right here, you are tripping.
Turn up, man.
Turn up.
Hurry up.
Come on.
Get that nigga, Mel.
Pilates queen over here.
Talk.
Talk.
You know what I'm niggas tapping out.
That part.
Talk.
Mel put that on him, and he can't take it.
I'm done.
There we go.
Get back over here.
Avoiding.
Same way she made you run.
Dolly Parton is 77 years old, up on that stage, dancing away.
She got stamina.
What?
Can she do that with a dick in her?
Oh, shit.
And can Martha Stewart?
She can probably cook with a dick in her.
I don't care about no Pilates, no yoga, no nothing.
It's the weekend.
I'm going to let her rock.
It's a holiday weekend, man.
What's that song?
Ain't that a song?
What?
Can you cook it with a dick in you? Can you cook it with a dick in you?
Can you do it with a dick in you?
Look at Mel.
Can you cook it with a...
What are you...
Oh, my fucking God.
All that shit they be doing.
All right, come on.
What's important to y'all?
What is important?
We're trying to have a little bit of fun before we get to the...
Yeah.
This nasty week.
They opened the floodgates, man.
That little adult survivor's hack shit, man.
Their group chat is going crazy right now.
That shit got all of my...
That shit got all of Rico's beat.
Yeah.
That one little act.
Yeah, we don't give a fuck about none of that thug shit right now.
That shit is clean in hip-hop.
Ain't it?
Clean these streets up.
Oh, man.
God damn it.
So what do you guys think?
Mel.
Yes.
Take it away.
Mel Rice.
Well, it's been interesting to see who's been named and shit uh
fuck i don't know parks i don't know i don't know i'm here with y'all y'all my jaw is in my
fucking lap every time i turn around there's a fucking lawsuit being dropped i'm like you two
oh you two oh you i'm not surprised now there's a couple of them. Like, some of them old rocker dudes,
they were writing in their books,
like, yeah, we was wilding out fucking 16-year-olds.
Like, yo, you probably shouldn't put that in the book.
Someone's going to come for you about that.
I can't wait to read his book.
My book won't have nothing to do with it.
I didn't say it would.
Why would it?
Why are you putting me over there, then?
Because you want to be an author.
All right, my book will be about finance.
This is finance too.
Know what I mean?
Oh, for them.
You're right.
This is definitely a 101 master class.
What?
Now that's all you got?
How to come up.
Is that all you got as a woman?
Don't put me in the hot seat right now
Come on man
You need to sit in lava
Let's go
How you feel about this?
What's going on?
This is the really wrong time to meander
Especially after episode off
Serving you up
Okay so
I found the article on Forbes
Oh shit
You had it prepared
So what does Forbes say about this man? the article on Forbes. Oh, shit. You had him in bed.
So, what does Forbes say about this?
We didn't ask Forbes nothing.
What did we ask Forbes?
We asked Ford.
The financial publication.
Not Forbes.
We asked Ford-uh.
Ford-uh with a D.
She put the B.
I made that mistake, too,
on the keyboard.
They're right there.
Ford.
What does Ford
think?
I think that
a lot of chickens are coming home to roost.
That's what I fucking think.
She got riddles for us.
She's good. She's a pro.
Slip.
New York unlocked. Not. I think that's She's a bro. Slip. A little cliche punchline. Yeah, slip. New York unlocked.
Not.
I think that that's what's happening, though.
I think a lot of men's bad behavior is coming back to fucking haunt them.
And that's the reality of the situation.
I think that a lot of, I think that that's just what I think about.
So.
What?
You guys know, I don't, my research skills is below subpar.
You had enough fights this weekend to...
Yes.
So, the NY Adult or NYS, whatever it is.
Adult Survivors Act.
Adult Survivors Act.
Today is the last day.
To file any kind of lawsuit against somebody.
It was last... Yesterday was the last day. Yes any kind of lawsuit against somebody.
Yesterday was the last day.
Yes.
Well, midnight the 24th, I guess.
Yeah.
This is Saturday.
So that means after today or after yesterday means today you can't file it anymore. What happened is what the act was, it gave a one year window to file civil charges regardless of when it occurred.
So even if statute of limitations
would normally have been passed,
it opened up a one year window,
so from last November to this November,
to get your charges filed.
That window is closed now.
It's like sex abuse purge.
Yeah, yeah.
So a lot of women never came forward,
and like you know back in the day, a lot of women would have gotten shamed and shit.
Yes, of course.
So it gave you an opportunity.
Not back in the day.
Today, women get shamed.
Women get victim blamed all day long.
Yes.
But continue.
Yes, not just back in the day-ish.
Why y'all bothering?
My man's talking.
Why y'all doing that?
See?
You're on bullshit.
Oh, sure.
He cracked his neck.
He drank his tea
Uh oh
Oh it took a long gulp
Two pauses
So back in the day
A lot of women
Used to get shamed and shit
So more women
Wouldn't come forward
With their charges
True
So they gave the women
Like that
Now want to come forward
A full year
Regardless of when
Shit happened
So after the year's up
No more
You can't file anymore
Well I wonder what the
Purpose is of the
Just being a year.
That's what I'm saying.
Because the statute of limitations had passed for a lot of people who regretted never coming forward.
So they gave them a full year in which to bring your charges forward if you regretted never having done that.
That seems crazy to me.
I want to see what the first 51 weeks of talk was like.
Right.
They showing them niggas in the last
hour they try let you live though yeah you made the wrong decision it could
have been some negotiation going on yeah allegedly there was something and some
of my yo dawgs you know what it is you know what the window open i'm gonna
try to bring it to you and let's keep this from going there but now i got another option you know
what you did let's keep it on the hush nah cool all right say no more and then i think with once
you get that one explosive case the floodgates start opening up. I think that's what happens too.
I think a lot of times, once one person
is successful at their shit, then it's
like, oh, all right, cool.
And they give you a little bit of strength. Like, yo, I ain't the only
one, you know what I'm saying, that this has happened
to, so they start all coming forward.
Mel, do you believe all the women?
Give me a hug. Corey you have something to say?
Mel he asked you a question Mel he doesn't he's not on this show
I have no reason
not to
I have absolutely no reason
not to I think that
filing, coming forward
is extremely
difficult to do
if you feel like you've been violated
by somebody in the past. You believe the Jamie Foxx
girl? I honestly
And I want to ask the rest of the room the same question. We're going to
go through them one by one so they don't think niggas is pussy
putting them around. It's mad little niggas. Honestly, I need a
little bit more detail on that. There were so many of them. I did not read the details on that particular case so they don't think niggas is pussyfooting around. It's mad on niggas. Honestly, I need a little bit more detail on that.
There were so many of them,
I did not read the details
on that particular case,
so I don't know what it says.
So if you,
somebody,
Iced, you know.
So you believe her
without the details?
Huh?
I said I don't have
any reason not to.
You do have reason not to.
No, that's based on me
not having the details.
That's why I say that.
So if I'm given the details, then I can give a little bit more of an opinion on that.
So what's the Jamie Foxx one?
He was at Catch Steak, seeing something nice at the end of the night.
She wanted to take a picture.
He took it, said she was beautiful, said something else.
He said something else.
What did he say?
He said some other shit.
Something flirtatious.
Something slick.
And then they took a walk to the rooftop, and he got handsy in the corner.
The report says he grabbed a tit tit finger banged her in the
corner security was there and did absolutely nothing and then her friends
came and that's when he stopped Jamie Foxx denies all of this says he plans on
counter suing says this is the second time that this young lady has attempted
to foul this the first time this was dismissed. And now she's trying it again.
Those are the Jamie Foxx details.
Do y'all believe Jamie Foxx is a sexual abuser?
No.
I don't think he is.
Off of those, just, excuse me, just off of those details.
But, again, this woman has brought the charges before.
They were heard and denied or dismissed.
Yes.
So obviously someone already looked at this and saw that.
There's merit.
There was no merit.
There was no merit.
There was no merit.
There will be people with that Adult Survivors Act window.
That abuse the situation.
Yes, absolutely.
That's with any window you get
for where somebody see,
I can make some money.
There will be people to try to abuse it.
I'm not saying that everyone will.
There will be people to try that.
Especially in this instance,
excuse me,
where you've already tried it
and it didn't work then.
But again, I don't.
Yeah.
There's always going to be somebody who
tries to take advantage of a of a situation and it's a money grab for them and they just kind of
disguise themselves within the whole you know situation of you know abuse survivors like
that's the reality of the situation there's scammers everywhere in every such in every
kind of situation but with this
particular Jamie Foxx situation the fact that he's willing to counter sue I mean like that's a huge
question is like if you're not guilty then why settle that's what that's the question that a lot
of people are asking when it comes to these lawsuits when it comes to Diddy's lawsuit if
you're not guilty why settle and why settle for such an exorbitant amount everybody's got
an assumption as to what they think Diddy must have settled with Cassie for but her asking for
like 30 million and then her suddenly the next day being like 20 less than 24 hours later
that was it was a lot of money so
I don't know with the Jamie Foxx thing as a person
that been in the industry
right
and have experienced
what you've experienced
does this
hit
does this
bother you at all
or when you hear these stories
because
not everybody
is like you
right
and I'm not saying anything bad
or throwing any shots at you
and that's what I keep in my head
as well
yes not everybody is like you like you've been through a lot of his stories and I'm not saying anything bad or throwing any shots at you. And that's what I keep in my head as well. Yes, not everybody's like you.
Like, you've been through a lot of his stories,
and I'm not trying to make it sad,
but does it hit home for you?
How do you feel about these things?
Can you relate to the women more
because you know what you've experienced
in this industry?
On one side,
speaking about Jamie Foxx in particular,
like, I've only known him
to be a really stand-up dude.
You know what I mean?
I've been in certain situations with him where he doesn't take those kinds of chances.
You know what I mean?
Yes.
Where he could take advantage of them.
I haven't seen him take advantage of them. You know what I mean? Yes. Where he could take advantage of them. I haven't seen him take advantage of them.
You know what I'm saying?
But that doesn't negate the fact that somebody might have had this experience.
So I'm cautious about saying that.
But on the flip side, I've definitely been in situations where somebody tried to take something
that they didn't,
they had no consent to take.
You know?
So it's just,
it gets,
the waters are muddy.
Gotcha.
A little bit,
you know?
Yeah.
It is like,
as being a woman,
it is,
you kind of feel like
you have to have the answer
for everybody,
but you can't.
I'm surprised there wasn't a lot more lawsuits in the music business, to be honest with you.
Backup singers, fucking-
Dancers.
Dancers.
I mean, there might-
Video girls.
Like, I'm surprised there wasn't a fucking avalanche.
Shit.
I believe there'd be an avalanche.
Yeah, I mean, well, I guess maybe they're not publicizing everything.
Yeah, that's fair.
That's fair.
And even with me believing there to be an avalanche,
I'm still with you.
I'm still with that.
Yeah.
Whatever avalanche I believe it to be,
it's one million times worse.
What?
Yeah.
I would agree.
With people that did not come forward.
That didn't take advantage of this.
Yes.
Or people that settled behind closed doors because That didn't take advantage of this. Or people that settled behind closed doors
because they couldn't.
Yo, the people in the music business,
the music business,
the
people that are in power just rotate
seats. They just go from
different. These people don't
leave.
These people are here.
So these names you're dealing with jimmy ivine
puff fucking uh la reed la reed or even in the entertainment business period not just music
and entertainment true yes weinstein like these you know i'm saying in entertainment yeah but the
people specifically in music you talking about very powerful people who control a lot of careers, budgets, labels, career paths.
These people can snap a finger and decide whether your life goes one way or the other.
That's a fact.
Yeah, that's a fact.
And have enough pull to say, yo, black ball X, Y, and Z, and they will never, ever, ever work again.
True.
Like, that phrase, you'll never work in this town again, even though it's like a Hollywood phrase, that's a real thing, though.
Mm-hmm.
You know, yo, you'll never make work, you'll never work or get no money around here again in this business.
Puff came up at some of my Thanksgiving family talks, and without me saying a word, a lot of people was like,
I don't know if this is the end for him.
And when you say end,
end of...
End of his career.
No.
No, you mean end of people
coming forward,
is what you mean.
No, that's probably,
it's probably not the end of that.
I know I'm asking you,
what you mean?
I'm talking about the end of his,
run his career.
His place in the business.
But no.
With all of these accusations going on and as crazy as it is,
who can definitively say that?
Nobody. And that's the problem with the music business.
That is
the problem with the music business.
This is the flip side of we welcome
all. Okay, now you deal with all.
That's true.
I mean, in a Puff puff instance and this is not my
stance or my this is objectively speaking by him settling he kind of
circumvented the cancellation but now what happens that there's like... You still got to deal with it. I know.
Yeah, but on a lesser scale.
On a lesser scale though.
No, but this is the thing.
Now it gives somebody
an out to say,
yo, he was never convicted
of anything.
I could go do business with him.
You get what I'm saying?
I think y'all are talking...
I agree, but I think y'all
are talking about
a court of public opinion.
No, just from a business standpoint.
Because we're saying like,
yo, is he done?
That's not how business goes.
Yeah, but it'll give somebody an opportunity to say yo he was never ever convicted of anything so i can
still do business with him because it's profitable for me to do business with him and that waited out
period yeah exactly now you can wait a lot of people a little bit exactly we'll come back and
do some napalm right now but ke. Kelly went to court. He got found guilty
in a court of law.
So now it kind of
takes away the slip
of somebody doing business with him
or somebody still tolerating him.
It takes away the slip.
You were found guilty.
Yeah, exactly.
There's no plausible deniability.
Exactly my point.
Oh, I could,
who knows?
Yeah, exactly. Let me just look the other way
Like
I forgot that nigga
Clothes was even in Macy's
Yeah
I did
I just did
Oh shit
And that was my point
Last week when I said
Yo dog
It's a lot of money
To Mel's point
Like yo why settle
If you are not guilty
30 million dollars to us
Is a lot of money
To niggas that have Billion dollar deals On30 million to us is a lot of money.
To niggas that have billion dollar deals on the table,
it's not a lot of money.
Right.
You get what I'm saying? So think about the money that you potentially lose
if you go to court and get found guilty.
But not only that,
the fact that you paid the settlement,
everybody knows that you paid the settlement,
and now look what's happening.
All of these businesses are pulling back
from him Diageo um Macy's etc all of like his big huge you know kind of like corporations like
corporate relationships they're pulling back that's the additional cost that's what I'm telling
but that answers your question why settle if you are not guilty? It'll be 100 times worse.
It'll be 100 times worse
had you go to court and lose that.
But here's the kicker.
In the reverse situation,
Jamie Foxx is like,
he seems to be saying,
I don't give a shit
how much this is about to cost me.
This motherfucker is lying.
Jamie Foxx don't have billion dollar deals.
Bigger than that.
Even if he does.
He's got a massive deal with MGM Casinos. Jamie Foxx is't have billion dollar deals bigger than that even if he does he's got a massive deal with MGM casinos
like we don't
Jamie Foxx is a one off
Jamie Foxx is a one off
I met you on catch steak
we went upstairs
we don't know that
that's a one off
that could open up
an avalanche as well
let me speak to the case
Jamie Foxx's case
is a one off
I met you on catch steak
we went upstairs
we did what we did
Puff and Cassie
were in a double digit
year relationship
she has a wealth of information about him his business dealings We went upstairs. We did what we did. Puff and Cassie were in a double-digit year relationship.
She has a wealth of information about him, his business dealings, his personal dealings, et cetera.
They are totally different things. Even with whatever she said about him was probably just a bow-bow.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That was our point.
While we're not playing with you right now, niggas settle.
And if you don't settle, I'm going to really go to the archives.
I'm going to start talking.
That's why, back to that argument,
I think that number that he settled for
was way, way higher.
30 million.
I think it was higher.
And I said this before,
from a business perspective,
totally business perspective,
he should have settled
before this shit came public.
Oh, yeah.
Agreed.
He should have settled
before it became public.
From a business perspective.
I'm good. I would have ate that it became public. From a business perspective. I'm good.
I would have ate that $30 million.
Can't say that neither.
Sometimes you don't know when it's going public.
Well, I mean, they said that she had been in contact with them for over six months trying to get, and they offered her eight figures.
This is from their side.
I'm sure, but you still don't know when this story is going public.
I mean, that's a thing.
You know the window closing.
You still don't know that this story
is going public and when it's going
public. What I'm saying is
if we've been talking for six months about this,
the window closes Friday
and it's Monday.
All right.
She's just going to let it run out?
Let the clock run?
I hate that y'all speak so absolute.
True, true, true.
No, it's not.
That's one way that it could happen.
Some men who feel like, bitch, what you going to do?
Niggas that feel like they're the most powerful niggas in the world.
That ego starts talking.
Yeah, I don't believe.
Some men don't believe you're going to do shit.
I'm going to call you a bluff. I feel like you've been trying to shake me down behind the scenes. My dear, you. Yeah. I don't believe, some men don't believe you're going to do shit. I'm going to call you a bluff.
I feel like you've been
trying to shake me down
behind the scenes.
My dear, you go ahead.
I'm me.
I'm me.
I am who I am.
So it's just not always so.
Cut and dry.
Yeah, that's all.
I agree with that.
But I think that's where
your risk assessment
comes into play.
Or your team's
risk assessment.
Somebody got to look at,
yo, you got to have
somebody there to say,
well, worst case scenario, what could happen? Somebody got to look at yo, you got to have somebody there to say, well, worst case scenario,
what could happen? Somebody got to say
that in any situation.
You got to have somebody to say,
yo, worst case scenario, she do come out.
What can she say? What is our
exposure here? How bad can
it get? Somebody got to be on the team to
say that. I think they all did that and I'm sure that he just
was like, no. At the end of the day,
he's the one that makes the decision. I think that's
why you have so many of these shits hitting the
final hour. Well,
that's what happens when you're at the intersection to fuck around
and find out.
A lot of people
finding out. They are.
You fucked around and now you're finding out.
It's going to be an expensive Christmas for a lot
of gentlemen out there.
Ho, ho, ho.
Niggas is broke this Christmas. What? It's going to be expensive Christmas for a lot of gentlemen out there. Ho, ho, ho. Yo.
Yo, nice.
Nah, niggas is broke this Christmas.
What?
Niggas is popped.
Back to Fisher Price toys it is.
We ain't just going too crazy out there now. Christmas cards, that's it.
Yeah, yeah.
Walmart shit.
A little Target gift certificate maybe.
Yo.
Roblox for the kids, man.
That's it.
That's nuts.
So two more puff victims, right?
Yeah.
And also Harv Pierre.
Yeah.
Former VP of Bad Boy.
Don't do that.
Them niggas put out a quick
response.
Hey, we ain't worked with him
in about 40 years.
Hey, whatever he did, he did.
We don't know nothing about that shit.
We got our own shit to deal with over here.
But that's how the law game work.
Go ahead, bring up your boss where you worked.
Put all of the niggas as the defendants.
Somebody going to settle.
Puff came out for the second one.
Or the lawyers came out and spoke for Puff and said,
this is a money grab.
I don't know.
Yeah.
Forget it.
Yeah.
Well, what?
Well, if you can say that, then...
Yeah, well...
And then the next one came out. These stories can't get
nowhere. They done brought Aaron Hall in the mix.
Aaron Hall is well documented
for just a different culture.
Flagrant.
Flagrant with it.
A really different culture.
I won't say nothing about it,
but I ain't never seen too...
Outside of that guy album,
I ain't seen too many stories
end up good when Aaron Hall name is.
Mm. Mmm.
Mmm.
And he'll tell you.
Yes. He'll tell you.
He will tell you.
He pulling.
A lot of these DJ Vlad interviews.
Making their rounds this time of year.
I'm good, bro.
This is going on his show, just telling him all the nasty
shit they did.
Throughout the years word
Marcellus Wiley, Columbia University
yeah the 90s
they in the 90s now, Eric Adams
90, 91
Eric Adams
Axl Rose
91, 93
something like that
yes, it's mad at these shits The Rose. Here we got them. 91, 93, something like that. Yeah, 91.
Yes, he's mad at these shits.
Probably more as we're talking right now, honestly.
Those are paperwork being filed right now.
They couldn't wait for things to be over.
It's a business day.
Stay down there.
Yep.
About 5 o'clock,
and some more motherfuckers will be,
it'll be revealed over the weekend.
This is it.
Now, can we have a real conversation of what, what, what, what percentage of these
shit do we really think is a shakedown?
Oh, are you trying to get me set up?
I can't say what percentage would be.
I don't know.
Because some of this shit really happened.
Some of it is shakedown. So I don't know. Because some of this shit really happened. Some of it is shakedown.
So I don't know which way one or the other.
I can't put a percentage on it, bro.
Cool.
But there is a percentage, I'm sure.
Yeah, absolutely.
I just wouldn't be able to,
I don't even know how many cases are filed.
Do you feel like victims should be financially compensated
if they're outside the statute of limitations
of criminal filings?
Yes.
If you are a victim, you are a victim.
If the person cannot suffer in one way, then they should suffer in another way, if it is indeed true.
Can I say that I am surprised to hear you say that?
I don't know why, but you can say whatever you wish.
Okay.
I am.
Say third shot for the day.
Keep count.
I'm just counting.
Keep count.
Sheesh.
Okay.
Why would you be surprised to hear him say that?
Always count on Flip.
Always count on you.
That moment we want to breathe.
Okay.
Okay.
I mean, I think I can answer why she may or may not feel like that.
I think what happens, me and Mel have had public disagreements pertaining to man and woman issues.
You are the gender war king, queen. Right. Yeah. Facts.
But I think that sometimes in those disagreements, people think that you're not human.
sometimes in those disagreements people think that you're not human like we might have a disagreement about responsibilities financially for men and
women or somebody might have a you know I mean like a conversation about who do
the dishes or some stupid shit dog we talking about somebody being sexually
assaulted and the person should pay we all got family members we all got kids
we all got well not all of us have kids, but you understand what I'm saying?
Yes.
Dog, if somebody I think rape is up there with the worst thing that you could do to somebody.
Agreed.
You get what I'm saying?
So I think that every man in this room, I think that every person that I know feels somewhat in line that if a nigga raped somebody they need to be punished
absolutely so if you can't seek a physical punishment for them then you need to be
compensated in another way I don't think that I think it's no gray area there for me agree and I
think I know all of y'all and I can say the same you know I'm saying so I think what happens is we
conflate issues sometimes if I might not agree with you on your political stance, that don't mean I'm anti this.
Right.
You get what I'm saying?
Or if I don't agree with you on this stance, that don't mean I'm anti that.
That just means I don't agree with you on that particular thing.
That don't mean I'm against your whole organization.
You get what I'm saying?
True.
So I think sometimes we get those things conflated.
Yeah. You get what I'm saying? So I think sometimes we get those things conflated. Yeah, I can go with that.
That our discourse in the past would have led me to believe that you would not necessarily think of victims should be financially compensated for a heinous crime against them.
But I believe the maker should go to jail.
Yes. And the victim should be compensated if possible.
I think that the statute of limitations on rape
is, it shouldn't exist
as far as I'm concerned.
But that's a whole other ball of wax.
It gets hard to prove.
That I do know.
Line
these niggas up.
Clean the streets.
Clean the streets. Yes sir streets. Yes, sir.
Pardon is in a dangerous
place when I got to come in here
and describe what consent looks like.
True word.
And once you get that consent,
oh, that's so nice.
Why would you want to do it any other way?
Why would you want to go about it that other way?
For real, for real. Yeah.
Some of these chicks are strong.
Why would you want to hassle?
I tried to play fight
with my girl the other day.
She was getting the best of me.
Get a little winded too?
Like, all right, all right.
Yeah.
All right, all right.
Tell her she don't smoke
and don't drink.
Safe word.
Yeah, for real.
Please stop.
Strong ass.
Big, big.
Strong ass.
Now I'm saying no, damn it.
I don't consider fighting no more. All ass. Big, big. Strong ass. Now I'm saying no, damn it. I don't consent to fighting no more.
All right, I'm done.
All right, consent is when you get a yes, daddy.
Normally a daddy comes with that.
No, y'all scared me.
I'm out.
Back out of this convo.
All right, cool.
But I think that even this is a problem.
It's a problem.
I ain't gonna lie to you. What? I do think this is a problem. It's a problem. I ain't gonna lie to you.
What?
I do think this is a problem.
It's a problem.
Niggas can't say shit.
You can't.
It's true.
You can't.
We're in a sensitive world.
I heard of a new word the last couple days that is taking flight with all these other
fucking trigger words that people use, and the word is love bomb.
Somebody called me that before.
They called you a love bomb?
Yeah.
I said, what? They said you were love bombing, or They called you a love bomb? And I said, what?
They said you were love bombing or they called you a love bomb?
You know what love bombing is?
I know you know what it is.
Well, love bombing is a phrase that's usually applied to what cults do to try to bring you in.
Here's the definition.
Yeah.
Shit's crazy.
Love bomb.
Lavish someone with attention or affection, especially in order to influence or manipulate them.
You're not saying that about me.
No, listen.
Let me tell you what it is.
They say that when a man first meets a woman and you treat him super duper nice and you go above and beyond to be nice and you give them this overwhelming
amount of attention and affection that's love bombing i see why they turn it turn again it's
corny come on man that's what they call love bombing i know i know i swear to god i'm like
what so being super nice is bad let me give you some i think it's a little ridiculous let me give
you some more context i just got a tattoo on me i just ain't got that tattoo with me
love bombing is a manipulative tactic
often used by people with narcissistic personality disorder
to gain control in a relationship.
We all manipulate in the world.
We all manipulate.
Friends, family, or romantic partners
can love bomb you by showering you with gifts.
This is not a world for alpha men.
Being overly complimentary
or constantly giving you attention.
They call that love bombing
Overshowering you with gifts
Being over complimentary
And showering you with attention
I hate this definition
So if you don't do that
You're not attentive
You don't really care
And now you do it
You love bombing
Look couple months before
Love bombing came out
That was called applying pressure
Exactly
You can never win
Being persistent.
Hey, stop.
Listen, y'all trying to shade the world too much.
It fucked me up.
I was like, huh?
So when we in the courting stage
and I'm being super duper affectionate,
I'm being super duper attentive,
I'm buying you shit,
taking you places
and doing all these quality things.
Watch this.
That's a bad thing.
What's wrong with wanting to fuck? You got it. I'm buying you these things. There's nothing wrong to feel bad thing. What's wrong with wanting to fuck?
You got it.
I'm buying you these things.
There's nothing wrong with the feel that way.
There's nothing wrong to court you.
Obviously, you're not giving up the pussy.
And a nigga can't buy it like that.
And a nigga can't.
That's what I said.
No, it's the truth.
Close your eyes.
I was about to be funny.
OK, OK, OK.
That's when you meet somebody.
Y'all niggas be, y'all.
I hate this world.
I like the people that I'm courting.
That's what I'm saying.
And I behave like the guy that likes the girl.
I like you.
And I'm not going to be on this egotistical hill.
I want to show you that I like you.
And I got it.
Bitch.
There is a part of this that you guys are ignoring.
And you said it, Ice.
I hate it here.
Let me hear it.
It sounds overcomplicated,
but it's not.
The whole purpose of love
bombing is not because
you actually like the person, love the person,
you want to court them, you want to give them
attention. It's for the sole
purpose of manipulating them.
To do what?
Who could determine that you did that with that intent?
Nobody.
Nobody until you
knee deep in the bullshit.
I dated you for six months.
You were ex back then.
I don't like your ass no more
and we broke up.
That don't mean I did this
in the beginning
to manipulate you.
Okay, okay, okay.
On the flip side.
On the flip side, bro.
Look at his face.
You making him look.
Stop, bro.
Look at his face.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. No a tactic that abusive men use.
What type of abusive men?
Physically, emotionally, mentally. The whole gamut.
Use in order to, you know.
Bring back simps, yo.
Wrestle control from you.
Once they've got you.
Simps.
That's what we do.
Man.
No, it's only simping.
Going to order blow up dogs now.
The robots coming.
That's the real conversation.
The robots is coming.
You know what?
Give me some AI pussy. AI pussy. AI pussy coming. Y'all take some meta pussy. The's the real conversation. Give me some pocket. The robots is coming. That's the real conversation. Give me some AI pussy.
AI pussy.
AI pussy coming.
Y'all take some meta pussy.
The world is changing right before our eyes, man.
This shit is ridiculous.
It fucked me up.
I worded to Puff.
I was like, what?
Since the thing has come out with Puff, they've been saying that he love bombed her.
And I was like, what the fuck is that?
So I did some research.
You believe in love bombing man
absolutely
absolutely
how do you determine what's love bombing
and what's a nigga liking you
because of how it happened to me
no no no no
don't try to take us in trauma land
please answer
trauma land is so much fun
answer my question
I said what determines when it's love bombing Please answer. Okay, Trauma Land is so much fun. No, answer my question.
I said, what determines when it's love bombing and it's a nigga liking?
It's ingenuous.
How do you determine that?
Hmm, that's a good question.
I can answer it.
You can't.
Wait, I figured the women committee
might have asked this shit to each other at some point.
Because you niggas want to be down with society
and society's new
slogans. With you saying
that you can't make a definitive determination?
I can. Okay.
There was...
Take your time. We know this is difficult.
What would it be to
be a therapist so bad?
My sister, man.
Shout to the heart
and you're too vain
to give love a bad name.
They ain't get him too today.
They better not.
Yo, you.
I'm about to check the fuck out.
Wait, what?
I said they ain't get him too, did they?
I'm not getting rid of living on a prayer.
Nah.
It's an avenue. Yeah, one of these girls will have to just be.
Don't say it.
No, honestly.
No, if there was a suit against Jon Bon Jovi,
it would just totally just, I'd be so depressed.
We're running a tag, man.
It's supposed to happen.
You can't even come in and like joke right now.
You can't do shit.
You got to kind of just be stoic.
We can joke about it.
I want to hear your.
No, you shouldn't joke about it.
For my own informational purposes,
I would like to hear how you could determine
if you got love bombed or not.
In hindsight,
the timeline is just so condensed.
Corey, I'm going to need you to shut up or grab a mic.
What you mean?
No, no, he's not grabbing a mic.
What you mean the timeline?
The timeline is just really condensed I'm gonna need you to shut up or grab a mic. What you mean? No, no, he's not grabbing a mic. What you mean the timeline?
The timeline is just really condensed when somebody is love bombing you.
It just seems like they have nothing else on their agenda
except you as the primary focus.
Now, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Look, there's a...
Flip, sit the fuck down.
There is a difference between a guy
who has genuine interest in you
and is courting you and
is buying you flowers and doing all this
wonderful things for you and it's a
reciprocal kind of thing. But you
do know that he has other shit going on
in his life. He got family, he got friends,
he got a job, he got all this other
stuff that has his interest.
So you are a primary interest but
you're not the sole interest.
What am I saying?
That is what the fuck?
I'm just listening.
What is going on?
Y'all don't put your foot.
Kumbaya, my lord.
Kumbaya.
Am I speaking another language here?
Yes, Mel.
But no, let her finish.
I want you to finish, though.
Please let her finish.
I want to go home.
No, I swear to God,
I feel like I am making
complete and total sense
right now.
Okay, well, keep making sense.
Ice, your face
is saying otherwise.
I just want to hear you.
I would like for you
to finish, please.
I'm literally just talking
about the timeline.
The timeline is extremely
condensed during the course of love bombing. It's like you are their sole primary focus I'm literally just talking about the timeline. The timeline is extremely condensed
during the course of love bombing.
It's like you are their sole primary focus
and that is it.
But maybe he liked you.
Can I ask you a question?
I want her to finish.
So they can't say we cutting her off.
Please let her finish.
You're right.
Good shit-ish.
I'm literally,
I'm basically saying that
the difference between a love bomber
and somebody who is
showing genuine interest
in you
and likes you a lot
is the fact that
they have other things
going on in their life
and you are not
their sole
purpose
what
okay
keep going
okay go ahead
go ahead
scoot to hell my brother
I know
I know y'all
in the fucking...
You guys understand what I'm saying.
You guys are going to understand.
You guys are going to make the claim for me.
Huh?
No, they're going to get it.
They know what I'm saying.
Can I ask you a question?
There is a big difference, but yes.
What's the problem?
No.
Let me ask you this, right?
Talk into the mic.
Let's say he does all that shit for the first three months
and y'all end up getting
married and being in a 20-year relationship did he did he time did he uh love bomb you then or
only did he love bomb you when it don't work out i'm not i just got a simple question do you believe
in love at first sight how people as a romantic do you believe in love at first sight no all right
cool no i don't No I don't Iggy
Yo
No I don't believe in love in first sight
I know guys
Two are in this room
That when they meet a girl
Put a name on them bullets nigga
Joe and Ice
Oh
When they meet a girl
Take that name back off that bullet nigga
Listen
When Joe and Ice
I don't even like
I don't like Ish doing this
No listen I'm about to explain
When Joe
Joe has been my friend for double digit years.
Okay.
As has Ice.
When Joe meets a girl.
We approaching a dub, nigga.
Fuck out of here.
Yeah.
Facts.
Right?
When Joe meets a girl, genuinely, Joe be like tunnel vision for the girl.
And those girls that I've seen him do that with end up being his long-term girlfriends.
Let me finish, man.
So what I'm saying is, where do we effectively make a determination between one being manipulative and one being sincere?
I'm trying to figure out how you guys are missing what I'm saying.
Hold on.
I'm not saying that there's anything wrong or manipulative in finding a genuine, intense interest in somebody and showing that by gesture.
Showing that by the amount of time that you...
You're the condensed.
I literally said...
He does that in a condensed amount of time.
I'm going by what your definition was.
Joe also runs an entire fucking company, you know what I'm saying, that has employees.
He's madly in love with Sade.
We clearly fucking see that.
But he still has the shit that he,
he has his life that he deals with.
He has his family.
He has his kids.
That's what I'm saying about love bombing.
Love bombers, it's like nothing else exists.
And they only have time to focus on this thing.
So it's obsessive.
So the word goes foul as if they stop feeling that way
in a short period of time?
And you only find out it's love bombing in hindsight.
So when you're in the gist of it, it's not...
So hold on.
When we say that love bombing,
the purpose of love bombing is to manipulate a person.
Yes.
Exactly.
To eventually exert control over them.
In the situation in which what happened to me,
I saw no signs of him being controlling or possessive or jealous or anything.
I didn't see anything in the beginning.
It was just love and kissing and sex and gifts and the whole lot.
But you never started dating someone and realized that you don't really like them like that?
Yeah, of course. So you never started dating someone and realized that you don't really like them like that? Yeah, of course.
So you love bomb too?
We're talking about love bombing
for the purpose of manipulation.
See, this is the thing.
But that's the part that I'm hung up on
is how do you figure out
that that was the purpose?
You can't say that they were being manipulative.
She's not answering our question,
but I do understand what she's saying
now that she's spoken some more.
The love bombing term is normally applied
because the nigga don't like you at all.
He's not into you.
He's pretending.
He's playing a role to get something,
but he don't really fuck with you at all.
But who the fuck could determine that?
So our question is, as women,
how are y'all deciphering between
the person that don't really like you
but is love bombing you to fuck and dip out of your life
or the person who really likes you a lot.
So the timeline is condensed
in how he's showing his affection.
A lot of, sometimes you can.
You can tell and sometimes you can't.
You know what it sounds like.
I'm going to take it off.
You know what it sounds like?
Unfortunately, that's the reality of the situation.
When the shit go bad,
we have to make a determination
to make it be going.
That's what it sounds like. Him. Because you can't, according to how you're definition, When the shit go bad, we have to make a determination to make it be on him.
Because you can't tell, according to your definition, you can't tell while you're in it.
You can't tell in hindsight.
You used the word, in hindsight, I realized that it was love bombing.
See, but you can.
And I don't want to speak for women, but you can tell.
You can tell.
Tell me how.
How?
Yeah.
Well, not
definitively.
So you can't
definitively call
it love bombing
then?
I know some
men, well, I've
seen some
situations where
the guy has an
exact pattern in
the same group.
What you mean?
Where he did this with one girl that knows the crew.
Exit.
Got out of there.
Did this with another girl that knows the crew.
Got out of there.
And it was the same template of normally in week two is we should move in together.
We should live in the same state.
It's just like over the overbearing
she like nobody would say that we too we should live together like or they would
but it's not very common that's if you say that and bitches is gullible and
falling for and I've seen them fall for the love I've seen them fall for this
yeah all right so at what point some of this on it yeah we can't put nothing on
them the fuck are we talking about, bro?
We can't put nothing on them.
Bigger than that,
my thing is this, right?
And women?
No, no, no.
Love bomb, too.
No, bigger than that.
Dog, who the fuck says
showering somebody with gifts
is going to work?
Nothing.
You could be giving me gifts, nigga.
You could be doing
all of this shit, nigga,
and it still don't work.
That's very true.
Somebody else is open
to receiving these
things and giving you certain things for a gift that's true which is borderline prostitute like
yo come on my nigga stop and i do want to say i want to shoot the love bombers just a little bit
of bail since we started with rapists and sexual assault like the love yeah the love bombers have found, like, a not-so-bad, horrible way to try to manipulate.
Like, I don't put the love bombers with the rapists and the sexual abusers.
No way near.
Yeah, I don't even think it's fair that we do that.
I'm sorry, love bombers.
No, no, no.
I'm just saying, like, it's a new word out that I didn't know of until this week with regards to the Puff and Cassie thing,
where they was like, yo, he love bombed her.
And I was like, oh, he just was rich and ran out on a 19 year old and gave them some shit
that they never could.
I don't think that love bombing can be applied to their situation.
I guess it's a shot at niggas that go into situations with intentions.
Right.
And that's just what it is.
Like if you go into a situation with intentions and my intention is to fuck
and I'm going to give you all this shit
in order to fuck, you look like that's a bad guy.
No, it's the truth.
It never fails. It's the truth.
Niggas have intentions, bro.
And we got to stop acting like that.
Niggas have intentions.
I can't ask you this, right?
Fuck. Y'all niggas be giving in to
the bullshit that society is
trying to push down our throat.
True.
By fucking tippy-toeing and saying, niggas got attention.
So this is my thing.
You meet a girl and go to fuck her.
What nigga in the world met a girl and ain't want to fuck?
No, I'm agreeing with you.
I know.
I'm not saying.
That's why I'm looking at you.
I thought you were saying something else.
What nigga met a girl and said, yo, physically, when I met you on Target.
Fire.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Nigga, you start to think about shit like that. That intent yeah i'm gonna fuck her she's attractive she's attractive i find her
physically attractive i say that all the time hopefully her brain matches her physicals
and we can go down this avenue when you start talking that bullshit and acting nasty at
restaurant talking that bullshit and acting nasty at restaurants. I'm not fopping. I'm turned off. Now it's over.
It's the truth.
And now the bomb is off.
Okay, so the... Diffuse that shit.
Hey, yo,
good looking.
Sorry.
Yo, chill.
The bomb.
No, I was just going to say
you're right about intention.
Intention is...
That's up to the individual
and you...
Because I know you were like
at what point
does a woman have to
have any culpability
in a situation
that goes miserable
you met them
and a week later
they saying let's move in
or whatever
and they going with that
that's crazy
to me that's crazy
back in our parents days
that was called
what
shit was way different
in our parents age
and our fucking
grandparents age
but it's just like
if you're getting
into a situation
with somebody
then maybe you have like maybe you have your own timeline as to what you want to follow but if this
person is trying to speed shit up then that's cause for concern as far as i'm concerned unless
you're getting what you want out of it but also talk about it or it works and y'all stay together
for 20 years i think that the love bombing phrase is being misapplied a lot. I think somebody got a hold of the phrase and they started using it like they started throwing around the word narcissism and empath.
And the way we get these key phrases and fucking, you know, coin terms and stuff and we start using them and forget what the actual meaning.
I've always known love bombing to be applied to like cults.
You know what I'm saying?
applied to like cults you know i'm saying so like the definition when it comes to cults is prospective recruits are showered with attention which expands to affection and then often grows
into a plausible simulation of love these are people who are really lonely and have okay never
mind that is that the hook has come out and it is pulling me off the stage did you just break down did you just read a cult
acronym no she in her bag i didn't no but i was giving an example as to why the love bombing
as it relates the love bombing phrase was usually applied to you know people who became indoctrinated
in cults and this is a fact.
That's why I'm saying that the term is being misused
and thrown around a lot to apply to situations
it doesn't really apply to.
I can understand that now.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Because like you said, your intention,
the cult has an intention.
I got you.
All right, we got it.
We got it.
I hope we unpack love bonding for y'all
i'm gonna throw his phone in the river what's this elevator at bergdorf
ain't got nothing on that three stacks album
you still listen yeah put a long drive just zoned out yeah I still listen to flutes yeah I fell
asleep to that shit come all here come Lupe yeah give me that give me the
flutes these rappers don't know I think it is ill now that it was realizing all
the shit that like all the songs that he performed, like, he played the flute on.
It just was hiding over the years.
That was kind of dope.
Like, he did the flute on Mask Off.
No, that was a lie.
It was a lie?
Yeah.
He was playing.
Cock Saucers.
Cock Saucers.
They're lying.
Yeah.
Oh, see?
I thought he did.
Yeah, no, he didn't do that.
Fuck it, he did now anyway.
Oh, he played the flute on Trap Queen.
Now he did.
There's no flute there, but.
He goes flute for Lizzo. Hey, Lupe, flute on Trap Queen. You know? Now he did. There's no flute there, but. He goes flute for Lizzo.
Hey, Lupe, man.
Don't stop.
Stop.
Nah.
Stop.
Stop.
Nah.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Turn them shits up.
He jumped on something?
Yeah.
He's rapping over them damn flutes.
Y'all ain't seen shit.
Wait till the producers in the Bronx get a hold of it.
Huh?
He bought it?
I wouldn't.
No, I cut that shit right off.
Got that shit right off my phone.
You know Park's got something for us.
I can give you a little bit.
Give me a little bit.
Oh, my God.
You know Park's got something.
Park's playing it.
I want to hear it.
And watch how you talk about Lupe, because he'll send something at you.
Whoop-de-doo.
Same.
Whoop-de-doo.
Tread lightly.
Oh, my Jesus Mary.
Oh, my.
Get the sound effects.
No.
Yeah.
Uh.
Oh my God.
Here we go.
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
Uh.
Uh.
You gotta get out. You gotta find a pocket. Uh-huh. You got to care.
You got to find a pocket.
You got to find a pocket.
Through the weeds, I fatigue often.
Traveling through the beads like the entrance to a massage parlor.
While I walk with my garage harbour.
The odd vehicle with a spoiler.
I'm trying to win like the 107 caller.
I told the masseuse the knees softer.
In the tall grass, I get sleepy on the regular.
I'm so private, but even here, me and my co-pilot fly the same plane like we competitors
There's women listening
vaginas please
Find this the word pussy rolls off the tongue. What do you think about that? I?
Want no words over it
How do I know why would'd you think about that? I don't want no words over it. I don't want no words.
Why would he do that to that?
I can't.
I can't.
I can't say nothing
because he's going to diss me.
Yeah, you'll diss me.
It was okay.
I don't want to hear the rap
about the massage parlor necessarily.
Yeah, I just want to be
in the massage parlor
while this is playing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo, yo.
That would ruin the spot treatment. Yo, that would ruin
the spot treatment.
Yo,
yo,
yo,
yo,
yo.
I would look at Tina.
If Tina put the Lupe verse
on,
I'm going to knock you out.
Hey, Tina,
what the fuck are you doing over there?
If you put that Lupe verse on,
What happened to Sabrina Claudio
like we normally do?
Fuck.
Ew.
Oh,
now I'm going to get in trouble
because I said ew.
I'm done with Tegan Rap. I'm going gonna just come tell y'all what's bullshit that was some bullshit that was a
cloud-chasing I don't critique just gotta come tell
them what you like that's it that's the short it's gonna be a short pod that's it
short pod real short pod all right speaking of what we like and don't like
I'm probably gonna catch some flack
But I don't care
I'm on your team
Sexy very got sit fucked down
Oh shit
I'm sorry
What happened what was the final straw
Was it the fact that she was performing
In a makeshift jail
And saying free my baby daddy while pregnant?
You know what it was?
You know how you find something that's cool at first, and then it's like, all right, maybe this shit wasn't that cool to begin with.
I was just caught in the moment.
It was different.
It was ratchet.
Hey, that was cool.
It was fun.
It was fun.
It was fun.
And now your views have changed now it's just like i still like skii i do but it's just like again it's just too
much my nigga and i know it sounds contradictory i know but damn she just dropped her her new record
which is called free my nigga and that's the one that got me off the boat.
And I'm going to just let y'all hear it.
I'm off the boat.
I'll give you a little bit.
It's over.
Say Free My Daddy.
Free Daddy.
Say Free Daddy.
Free Daddy.
I'm missing my baby right now.
Free my motherfucking nigga.
Free my dirty out there motherfucking slammer.
My nigga going to be home soon. Cause of hell on the streets, bitch. Free my motherfuckin' nigga Free my dirty out there motherfuckin' slammer
My nigga gon' be home soon
Causing hell on the streets, bitch
You know what the fuck going on
Say he facing time
Hell yeah, I'ma Skype some
Soon as he come home from the pen
I'll let him bite some
That's mine, baby, hell yeah, we in love
First day home, let him shoot up the club
Heard that nigga on the fifth floor
Let me cuddle
When I heard from my nigga I'll write him and suit up the club. Hurt that nigga on the fifth floor, let me cut him. Yo, can you turn this off? Turn this off.
Turn this off.
Well, get to the hook.
Leave it on low,
let it get to the hook.
This is atrocious.
Yeah.
You gotta see the video.
I don't watch videos,
but the audio is enough.
She's in a makeshift jail,
or it may be a real jail.
She's in a jail.
Pregnant.
Pregnant.
Belly all out.
A belly shirt on and some tights.
Turn the hood off.
Turn the hood off.
Let me know that this ass getting thicker.
Free my nigga.
Free my nigga.
Gone for too long, need to get home quicker.
Free my nigga.
Free my nigga.
When I visit him, I stuff my ass with the jiggas.
Turn this off.
Free my nigga.
It's just whack.
I mean, it's nothing to dress up.
This is not dope.
This is not hard on someone.
I mean, it's just whack.
I mean, it's nothing to dress up.
This is not dope.
This is not hard on someone.
I mean, it's just whack. I mean, it's nothing to dress up.
This is not dope.
This is not hard on sexy Reds bar.
Like, these verses, this hook,
nothing about this is dope.
It's not like her normal songs.
Her normal songs, that ratchet ghetto shit,
she still finds a way to make it really dope and really relatable.
This is a reach. That's what it a reach this this is this is this don't
even sound like a song you was going in there to make on your own this don't
sound like a song that's supposed to happen when you've seen as much success
as she has seen with her music already this is this is this is a mess you know
what it sound like you just you just said it and it light bulb went off this one sounds like
she was instructed to make this yeah you know what it sounds like you're trying it like like they they
told you the concept of the song and everything now okay now do this one because that her i don't
know if it's an ep album i forget how it goes uh hottest hood princess or hood hottest princess
all of them records those was her records you can hear it I fucked with
that project this sounds like now I'm with some people who are now giving me
instruction on how to be ratchet dog you know what it sounds like to me so I'm
mailing not mailing it in but it's not as authentic remember the AI rapper mm-hmm
this is what that sounds like to me remember the AI rapper was in the jail
and they was beating the jail and they
was beating him up and you don't remember that yeah i mean it was like maybe like a couple months
ago a year ago and then the dude finally came out and said fam this is almost like some label exec
thinks that this is the pulse of the culture almost like it's almost like a spoof yeah and
it may be like i think this shit is insulting. When that AI shit came out, it was insulting to me
that y'all thought that this is what the people would bite for.
You know what I mean?
And y'all had a wide spectrum of shit
that y'all could have had this AI rapper do
or this AI video do, and y'all picked that.
I think it's insulting to us as a culture and as a people.
I'm not.
Listen, I'm done breaking down hip-hop,
but there's a short shelf life on this
it's a really short shelf life on what she's attempting to do with this i think it's going
to come back to bite her and have long-term ramifications and also these people that they
sign and are not artists or musicians and it's it's already tough tough as shit to come up with one song that catch
and back in my day let me talk like a caveman now when you caught one song that was enough for your
year that was enough for eight months you can maybe get a year and a half depending on how big
that record is don't don't let you come with another one, two songs. Today, the shelf life
on two records
with streaming
is nothing.
So you take an artist
like Sexy Red,
there's no reason
she should be
in this position
coming off
the Drake record
and coming off
the Drake tour
and all the shows
that she's done.
She should not
have to put this out.
This is a mess.
She came off
of Poundtown,
which then got Nicki Minaj on that.
Then you got your Ski-E record,
and then you get the Drake record
and the Drake tour.
She should be able to shit.
Yeah.
Anything after that,
and she still got the other slaps.
She got more slaps than this.
Larry, whoever the fuck is behind this,
this ain't gonna work. Y'all gonna make her city girls part
whatever but much faster
yeah quick way much faster
y'all gonna get her out of here that ain't gonna
work that ain't gonna
work against big
budget big production
from Lotto from Meg from
Cardi from a bunch
of the girls.
Nikki's coming next week.
Shit, Flo Milly just put some shit out that was big production.
Pretty sure that was Flo Milly and BJ.
Bro, that shit is insulting.
I don't know.
That shit is just insulting to me, my nigga.
It's just not good.
It's not good.
It's just not good.
Like you said, it's not good for her stance.
It's not fun. The other shit was at least fun. Yes, you know I'm saying like because you could there's people that would argue that
None of it was good
But it was at least fun. You could find something enjoyable and entertainment
the 35 40 year old women say
Saying that shit older women with jobs and 401ks like that so it's fun eight months
late we told you that was happening we did we told you i was going on you couldn't believe
that song's on yeah no songs aren't this one right here all lies is on me won't tell no lies
don't cry i'm not critiquing none of y'all niggas because
Kanye is gonna fill my music appetite 1000 I ain't gonna lie I didn't even
hear this so just that's it sounds I ain't gonna lie to y'all Kanye is gonna
fill my music appetite I don't give a fuck what none of y'all niggas is doing
and I heard nobody say a word about scary I was three since I ain't say
none hmm she came and went. It's true.
I agree with you a thousand percent.
They're not.
Good, nigga.
I agree,
and that kind of goes to what I was telling y'all,
why he's never going to put out an all-rap project.
Why?
It's too big for that.
Like, they don't want to just hear,
it's a small group of people that only want to hear him rap.
It's not,
he's transcended being rap. He's a pop
artist now. He always was.
Like I said on the pod when it came out,
there's a bunch of different Drakes.
But usually the core
of it is Drake that makes bangers.
And he didn't go into this making a
banger. He went into this to
rap my ass off just to shut y'all up who keep
saying rap, rap, rap, rap, rap. Okay, cool.
I'm going to give you some rap records.
And probably to show you what it would do.
Yeah, yeah.
So now don't ask me for this shit again
because I gave it to y'all and look,
it was still good.
I have a totally different take.
It was still good to me.
What's your take?
I have a totally different take.
Go ahead, let's hear it.
All right.
Thank you.
I think two things.
I think one, Drake could do both.
I think you could rap-rap on the same album
that you put out the other shit on.
Agreed.
To reach all the demos.
Mm-hmm.
Right?
And I also think that...
Which he does.
On his albums.
Not as much on this one.
This last one.
The last two.
Yeah.
Right?
But I also think that if Joe would have came in here and...
Critiqued the album. Talked about the album. Because he was rapping-rapping. And so I thought Joe Joe would have came in here and- Critiqued the album.
Talked about the album, because he was rapping, rapping.
And so I thought Joe was going to come in here and say,
like, yo, that's how you fucking do it.
Like, that's what we want to hear?
No.
Nothing happened, didn't critique the album,
and that shit damn near just went away.
And that's when I was like, yo,
the power of this nigga's voice is different.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, yo, even with you beefing with the other podcasters, not even to take us there because that's not where we was going to go.
It's like, yo, dog, why do y'all need this nigga to speak on some shit?
Speak on it.
And what I laughed at, not laughed at, let me watch my words, with all of this pop backlash shit that I caught,
was all of the other podcasters
kind of using that to take the shot at me.
People that want to disassociate,
distance, beef with.
Niggas just look for a reason to say something to me.
It's true.
No, I was just like, yo,
it's mad news outlets.
This nigga was trending, like he said, in Puff 1.
It's 50,000 news outlets.
Why the fuck we need this nigga to comment on?
Who the fuck is he?
As far as the critique shit, you can't speak to me the way he spoke to me and me still do you the solid of loaning you the power of my voice.
That can't happen.
That can't happen.
I love myself a little too much for that.
No way.
And you said your mother told you that morning.
You really come and turn up. do you turn up shot the mama love
yeah and listen the best I keep my takes to myself but that day with the internet
would kill me if they heard my take but I got I think I'm sharing it but put We put that shit on another day and almost fell asleep. It's true.
Anyway.
Anyway.
On to some heat.
Okay.
Some heat.
Nigga I can rely on.
All eyes is on me.
Won't tell no lies, won't hold my tongue
Don't cry for me
This is God, this is God, this is God
Oh my God
I don't have no rapper friends
I hang with the vultures
Big ass toaster
Hit your whip and flip it over
Big ol' nigga, he's a big ol' goofy
Wooly gopher
Jump off in that lane You gon' get put on a poster
My Ferrari F8, Lamborghini Roster
I turned 10 bricks into 12, them birds had a growth spurt
We gon' do some shopping later, I'ma need some throw first
I just got some air in that ghost town
Yeah, yeah, outta here
Your boyfriend a gopher, I seen him out with a
I been saying like I don't know her I can't do no features with you niggas
That's the most
I thought there was a version going around with Dirk
It is
Alright
There's two of them, they both out
Yeah
I let off they clothes first
I put in my own work
Better do your own work
I can hear that money calling
I pick up the first ring
What you gonna charge an old man for that pussy, girl?
Don't hurt me
I'm a gang leader, I'm all times
I don't know who I fucked last night
I got Alzheimer's, I don't know who them hoes is
Man, they all lying, brody
Tell me who them hoes is, man, they all fine
I'ma let him get his shit off in the first verse
I'm anti-Semitic, I just fucked a Jewish bitch I just fucked Scooter's bitch Way to drop the beat out, yeah Let him get his shit off in the first verse.
Way to drop the beat out, yeah.
Ian, what you got to say about that?
Yeah, here we go.
Get the mind power.
I just need to hear Top Dollar.
Come on. Pull up with the switches.
This ain't Jimmy Butler, but that he got extensions.
This ain't Columbine, but we came in with the trenches.
Actually, I ain't fallin' back, cause my boyfriend bought that necklace.
With the trenches.
With the trenches.
Fuck it, I scratched another nigga woman off of my checklist.
With the trenches.
I've been livin' reckless.
I was takeoff, wasn't there that night.
Listen, listen to the rest on your own time.
That record is called Vultures.
Kanye West, Ty Dolla featuring Bum Jada.
Is it a little Dirk version going around?
There's two.
Yeah, there's two out.
There's two of them out.
That beat's so hard.
The hook's so hard.
The intro hard.
Ty Dolla's so hard.
I don't care what Kanye's talking about on there.
I don't even really hear what Kanye's talking about.
That shit's fire.
I love the intro.
The record didn't get me, but I got to hear it all the way through.
I like that beat. Don't worry. Don't worry. I hear it all the way through. I like that beat.
Don't worry, don't worry.
I called Just Blaze the other day.
I'm done talking about these rappers.
I'll do it myself.
I'll do it myself.
You going to rap?
I'm going to listen to what Just Blaze has in there that might make somebody want to rap.
Okay.
Interesting.
Do what?
Listen to music.
What I'm saying, let's say you find something that inspires you,
makes you want to rap.
Then I'm laying
a 15-minute record
for sale, $20.
Got it.
That's what I meant.
Track, EP.
Oh, no.
Just get one.
Might be EP,
but you're going to get
this first track for $20.
Not mad at you.
Not mad?
Not mad at all.
Not mad?
Whenever that is,
I don't want to suit fans up
to think that that's coming soon,
me and Just Blaze have real jobs.
Real, that's what he say, he say,
yo, I'm busy with my real job right now.
He really said that.
He's like, me too.
This works out perfectly great.
Oh, and, and, and, and, I ain't no hater.
I am not no hater.
Hold up.
Hold up now. Hold up now
We've had our differences but when you do this right here
I put that shit on you
Tennis chains VBS is that frozen? My God! What?
Let's go!
Let's go!
This brand new side, pushing T, it's called Mr. Put That Shit On.
That beat is good, eh?
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Oh my God!
Bizarre.
This shit is ridiculous. I don't buy all these.
This shit is ridiculous at all.
Give me a kiss. I remember calling Gatissi inside my cargo. Bendy buttoned down, they thought I was Pablo Narcos.
I called my girl like I bought some Dior home.
And she thought I really bought her some Dior home.
Juicy couture, we got Gucci below.
Something vintage from my rings to your Gucci divorce.
Nah, when he do that, niggas gotta leave him alone.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
Because he ain't even doing nothing but talking about clothes.
But he doing that shit dope. Yeah, he was flowing over the fucking beat.
No, that, that, that.
That, to do that over that beat.
Oh, my Lord.
That's another thing that made me call just playing.
That beat right there is singing.
Oh, my God.
Si, if you're going to do that, nigga, do that one Pusha T ain't around, nigga.
For real, I don't know what that other EP was he dropped
But when he if he if this is what's coming
This is crazy
They tell me he dissed me in a video I don't care
I don't care I don't watch videos
And if you're gonna do this and diss me please
I'll be the sacrificial lamb
This is crazy
I ain't know that drop
Well they told me some new Saha dropped
And I thought it was trash like the rest of the last Saha I just thought it was bad so I wasn't know that drop. Well, they told me some new Saha dropped and I thought it was trash like the rest of the last Saha.
I just thought it was bad, so I wasn't checking for it.
Then I heard a little piece.
I said, whoa.
That nigga turned.
That nigga learned me.
He learned me.
Hey, Saha, I hope that you continue this
on whatever you have coming
because that's crazy.
That's craziness.
And I don't think Pusha T get enough props for his fashion bars.
Like everybody always talking about the drug bars.
Oh no.
A lot of fashion bars.
Luxury rap.
Luxury rap.
He gets into that bag.
A lot.
He do.
He quick to tell you how tired he is of you broke ass rappers.
True.
Like that's all
he was doing on that uh last out what the one of the last two just don't
throwing shots tired you broke rappers mm-hmm yeah shots the shots to push it
to you Cartier earth Tom St. Colour her birthstone
as long as the church song plus she draggin' a Louis double, big ol' goofy buckle
She chucklin' when people say that we just the cutest couple
And I could tell by your purse game if your nigga truly loved you
So many bags only if you knew the struggle
Still got the ones that she had when she used to fuck you
And she said, yeah nigga when I used to fuck you
She want that Birkin that's gon' cost a few thousand at least
I took home girl on the shopping spree
She end up styling me
New Bali sneaks
You couldn't walk on my manese
Rockin' arenas before I knew you
Balenciaga means
Bitch, I would clean when
I put that shit on, yeah
Hey!
Oh, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, they buggin'
That is hard, yo
That shit's hard
That's hard
Flip, I know y don't know rap music,
but that's hard.
Oh my God, Mel, I know you don't know rap music,
but that is hard.
What are your thoughts, Ish?
I like it.
Oh, okay, he was giving that look
like he was about to say cock-a-doodle-doo.
That's just fire.
Ish only think it's fucking cock-a-doodle-doo
when them niggas start trying to educate us.
He want to be the only educator.
If it's somebody else
trying to teach her,
get this shit the fuck out of here.
I can rap better than that.
Where do you think that come from?
I can do better than that.
I can teach.
That shit is hard.
I don't think I have nothing else
than music that was touching my soul
like the Kanye shit
and the Saha shit.
Hey, yo, man, where's Daisy?
She went out
for Thanksgiving dinner
so she's at
my girlfriend's house.
So the dog finally ate
and didn't want to come home?
Holy shit.
I'm staying.
You sent your dog
to go eat?
She ain't mad, nigga.
Kibbles and bits over there.
What's wrong with you? Yeah,'t mad, nigga. Kibbles and bits over there. Fuck on with you.
Yeah, the stuffing, turkey little rendition.
I was at home all week, and she was stuck at home with me.
And so when my girlfriend came by my house to drop some food off.
The dog said, please take me.
She was, yeah, she kind of was just like, she's looking at me.
I was like, okay.
She smell like cooking?
She wanted to go out the door.
She said, hmm.
She pulled up with her husband and her dog, and I said, you can take her.
And so she went to Thanksgiving dinner.
And they were in Queens, so they were late, you know, getting home.
So I was like, you can keep her.
Daisy ain't had no separation anxiety or nothing, did she?
Just flew out the door.
Daisy beat them out the door.
Fuck out of here here I'm gone
she's alright
that's crazy
yeah I know
she likes this particular friend
I bet
they feed her
feed me nigga
that's nuts
wanna eat
motherfucker
oh shit
dog had Thanksgiving
at the family house
we done with this bullshit
pardon yourself we all Oh shit Dog had Thanksgiving At the family house We done with this bullshit Pardon yourself
We all
Oh well speaking of eating
Speaking of dogs
No speaking of eating
I'll get a problem
Off my chest
Fuck it
Since they wanna just
Shut up
Fuck it
I'll just talk
Say some shit
That I shouldn't say
I have a problem With NFL players Eating turkey on the field, on TV, after the game.
It's a little weird.
It's always been weird.
Why?
You have a problem with what?
NFL players eating turkey.
I have a problem with the turkey cam that they do for the players after the game.
That looks nuts.
I've always thought it was weird.
It looks crazy.
It does. They got to take a bite of the bag. It looks nuts. I've always thought it was weird. It looks crazy. It does.
They got to take the bite of the bag.
It looks nuts when black players do that.
It looks crazy when black players
eat this big ass.
After running around
trying to kill each other on the field.
Oh, shit.
You put it together.
That nigga Dak started eating turkey
with six minutes left in the game
on the sidelines.
What it gives is you niggas can't eat until the job is done, nigga.
Until the slave shit is done.
That is how it comes off.
It didn't look like that.
Chrissy McCaffrey came over there like, no, I'm cool, man.
Y'all go ahead.
Hey, that's for y'all.
That's not really for me.
I'm white.
Yo.
George Kittle eating this shit wild
just look like a wild white boy eating this shit.
The same rules don't apply.
George Kittle is wild.
That nigga like, ah!
It's like, all right, move.
When the rest of them niggas start eating it,
no, it looks crazy.
I don't care what y'all say.
It does.
They should stop.
Eat that shit in the little tent.
If y'all going to show us these niggas eating turkey,
then I want to see what go on in that little blue tent
when they get in there.
What? I want to see these niggas eating turkey, then I want to see what go on in that little blue tent when they get in there. What?
I want to see these niggas leg twisted to the side, bleeding out.
I want to see how you calm them down.
So you don't think it looks like just like gladiators, you know, like in the...
Yeah, but that's not a good thing.
Like it's farta.
Yeah, that's not good.
That's proof of what I'm saying.
That's proof of his point.
No, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
But go ahead, get your shit off.
No. Get your shit off. get your shit off. Nope.
Get your shit off.
Get your shit off.
Another thing about Thanksgiving, I hope they're not trying to make the stuffing extinct.
I don't know.
A lot of people, the stuffing was still there when I was in the house.
A lot of people skipping the stuffing.
Damn, I didn't even have no stuffing.
I got some.
I took some stuffing to go.
I love stuffing.
I got some stuffing.
A lot of niggas can't cook no more.
I keep telling y'all.
Like, what are we talking about?
Grandma is 34.
Grandma's a young.
Fam, these are career
women.
The recipes are lost.
Yeah.
They can't make turkey. They make reservations.
Bring back, I can't say this, but bring back
Big Mama, man.
Sorry. They put the other,
they put the shell
and the tortellini and all different
type of pasta in the motherfucking mat.
They're using crab macaroni and cheese.
It ain't elbows no more, nigga.
They're using crab macaroni and cheese,
putting shredded cheddar on it and all that bullshit.
They fucking up the recipes.
And I don't eat macaroni and cheese and that shit disgusts me.
I got hungry around 11.30 a.m.
I was still home. I wasn't supposed to be in my aunt's house until about 4. I opened up the Uber E-Tab. That shit disgusts me. I got hungry around 1130 a.m. I was still home. I wasn't supposed to be
in my aunt's house
until about four.
I opened up the Uber Eats app.
That shit was different
on Thanksgiving.
It was a ghost town outside.
My man, hold on.
I have a question.
My man Push Talk said to me
that in Florida,
or he thought on Thanksgiving,
people are supposed to eat
starting at three o'clock.
Some people do.
You can eat whenever you want to eat.
I mean, he thought that was a tradition. No, it's not. But it's not, right? I've never heard no shit. I always ate at night. 3 o'clock. Some people do. You can eat whenever you want to eat. Yeah.
Tell me what's on me.
I mean, he thought that was a tradition.
No, it's not.
I think we started at 8 at 3, but it's not, right?
It's not a tradition.
I never heard no shit.
I always ate at night.
Your man's is black?
What was his highest level of schooling?
Huh?
What was his highest level of schooling?
He's in Florida?
Highest level of schooling.
In Florida, yes.
He graduated with pushes.
You went to college?
Yeah, he went to college.
It was basketball playing there.
Oh, so, oh, I forget.
Oh, wait. Now, he was playing one man push. He man, Push. He coming up here. Don't play with my man.
I'll turn the ball.
Hold on.
Speaking of basketball players, though.
Basketball college is different, then.
All right, never mind.
Speaking of basketball players, though, Mr. Ish.
Mm-mm.
Oh, yeah, get him.
Got some messages for you, personally.
I don't give a fuck about that, but I'm listening.
I'm just going to read.
You know what I'm going to start doing to you and Joe?
What? Wait! I'm going to do it to you and Joe. Yeah, yeah. I'm just going to read. You know what I'm going to start doing to you and Joe? What?
Wait!
I'm going to do it to you and Joe.
How?
I'm going to tell you how.
Because when y'all niggas are coming here and be like, yo, yeah, they fraud you up.
No, no, no, no.
You are the barbecue chicken of the comments.
And your ass, they be on your ass, too.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
I'm not talking about a comment.
This is straight from God Sham God himself.
I know.
It's all right.
And he said, first of all, he's lying.
Okay.
First of all, he's lying.
One, I got drafted in the second round.
He did.
So that is not true.
I made a mistake.
I came out in 97 and the only guards that was in camp with me was Chris Whitney and Rod Strickland.
LOL. And that's who was on the
team when I signed.
They wouldn't look bad.
So just letting you know that
people, when you say things, people hear it
and then they reach out to niggas that they could
get in touch with. I'm not talking
about the comments. So what I said was
the person got cut. Didn't I say that?
I said, yo, they told him we can't keep you. Whatever you said I said was the person got cut. Didn't I say that? I said, yo,
they told him
we can't keep you.
Whatever you said,
I'm on shame,
girl, so.
I know.
I mean,
you saying.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
I don't want no sauce.
There you go.
That's all.
It's all right.
But I said I would
read that message,
so.
I'm going to start
reading my messages
to both of y'all.
Why would?
Because you do that.
You do it a lot.
You do it a lot.
Yo, they fried your ass up. They said da, da, da, da, da. I'm going to start bringing in do it a lot Yo they fried your ass up
They said da da da da da
I'ma start bringing in my
Did I say somebody fried your ass up
I'ma start bringing in my cookbook
When they start frying y'all ass up
Can I make
I don't read comments
Look let's all have the community kiki
Like we do it when they do it
Can I make a retort
Hold on
I'm telling you
You spoke on a person
And that person sent me a message
That is not the comments.
That ain't the comments.
You a hoe?
You a man?
I know.
Yo.
The guns is out.
The guns is out.
Wait, how did I catch a stray?
What?
You shouldn't even have caught one, but it's cool.
What the fuck?
Why she shouldn't?
She named a whole different comedian.
My nigga, we all do that.
Oh, shit.
No, we don't.
No, we don't.
Yes, we do.
No, we don't. Yes, we do. No, we don't.
Yes, we do.
I'm going to shut up, though.
Yeah.
Ice.
What?
Yeah, what's up?
Yeah, what's up?
Mute it up.
I am.
Mute it up.
I am definitely going to mute it up.
I'm going to watch Keith Murray versus Pedro again.
Oh, that's my shit.
That's my shit.
Yo, anytime times get too hard.
Oh, my God. I just go watch Keith Murray versus Pedro. That shit my shit. Yo, any time times get you hard. Oh my god.
I just go watch Keith Murray version right now.
That shit was crazy.
It was a fight on stage.
That's the best bad on the world.
Yo, I did a blog on that shit years ago.
In real life?
Yes.
Fire, nigga.
If you ever get a few moments free.
Yo, please, please, please.
That shit is a classic, son.
You won't want to miss it.
You won't want to miss it.
You niggas are somewhere in Brooklyn.
I remember that old shit.
Shit was crazy.
Pushing each other on stage.
That's ill you like that shit.
Hey, yo.
December 10th.
You not going?
You already out joined?
No.
Why, Joe?
Don't go to those events no more.
What is it?
After Ever since.
Okay.
I mean, they got to get a card to make me come out. I'm not just going.
Who's battling?
Mook versus Twerk.
Oh, I'm not going to that.
Rex versus Chess.
Sorry.
Sorry.
My presence is a presence.
Okay.
I've got the rest of the card.
I wish I would go to see two niggas that can't finish three whole rounds of battle.
Who?
You talking about?
Chess and Twerk.
But good luck. I like all them niggas, but they ain't getting me out of my house. You know they get mad when you talk to them like that. You forgot the rest of twerk? Hmm. But good luck.
I like all them niggas, but they ain't getting me out of my house.
You know they get mad when I talk to them like that.
You forgot the rest of the card, though.
Yeah.
Arsenal versus Miss Hustle.
All right, nigga.
It's my man.
I want to see that one.
Arsenal versus Miss Hustle?
Yes.
I'm excited about that one.
Y'all white people over there in Hudson Yards think black people can't make that right.
I was over there too.
Wait, what happened?
Wait, what happened?
Yo, the dumb white people.
Yo, y'all love it?
You see it, right?
I understand.
You ever just been over there to Hudson Yards or just been driving
over there to get to the West Side Highway?
Just in that block, that cut block
that's closer to the West Side Highway? There in that block, that cut block that's closer to the West Side Highway.
There ain't really no black people over there.
Like, none.
Not even going to the train.
It's zero.
And them white people was over there,
like black people can't get over there.
That's how they look.
I ain't making it up.
You just be saying shit.
Yeah, I'm just don't understand.
Well, unlike y'all.
You be outside.
No, I'm not saying that.
But I be outside and take note of things and observe them.
So you watching white people walking around and saying they feel like black people can't come into this area, yes?
That's how I felt over there at Hudson Yards, yeah.
You fucking right.
I wanted to get out of my car just to show them.
We could get here. What did you feel? We ain't even over there trying to robards, yeah. You fucking right. I wanted to get out of my car just to show them. We could get here.
What did you feel?
We ain't even over there trying to rob them niggas or nothing.
They just walking around like, remember when Brooklyn changed?
That's what it looked like.
It looked like when Brooklyn changed.
Remember you see them white people walk around Flatbush like, hey.
That's a fact.
Something's up.
That's something different.
That was a fact.
All black people could say is, hey, something's up around here.
Harlem.
Harlem.
We turned into the whites.
Harlem.
Like, we've seen this before.
I'm just not used to it being, shit, downtown Jersey City.
People be like, what the fuck is going on?
No, don't say that.
What?
Nigga, what?
For real?
Jersey City is Brooklyn now.
Yes.
What?
Been for some time now, too.
Nigga, they got fucking shit
where the cars can't come through no more.
Yeah, they close it off.
They close shit off down there.
It's Williamsburg down there.
You gotta walk.
Yes.
You can't drive through
Newark Avenue and all that.
You gotta walk.
Sure can't.
I'ma hit one of you niggas
in them biker lanes.
I know that.
Don't act like I ain't done it before.
I mean...
Okay.
Them niggas got the top ramen spots
and real bars.
Yo, yo. Y'all have to hit one of them. There is a... There is a... I mean, yeah
There is a
Expiration on the on that on that type of lawsuit, but make you get sued niggas don't let nobody make
Come out with the adult survivors bikers act
You going down they They're getting me. I hit a few of them niggas.
Really?
Yes.
Move.
You can't hit them niggas.
Let me tell you what I did.
I was in St. Thomas.
What are they going to do?
Catch you?
I was in St. Thomas.
One of them niggas.
Hey.
I think I was in St. Thomas.
Hey.
Come back here.
I think I got his plate.
This is a V8 V12
Something under here
I'm getting away
From the biker
Something with a V
Yeah I'm out of here
I was driving this
I think it was St. Thomas
You ride on the opposite side
So you know your judgment
Be a little off
No you're right
So you clipped a biker
No
A walker
This thing
Yo
I fucked his hand up.
I ain't hit him in the middle.
I ain't hit him in the middle.
That shit happen?
That's the same thing.
I ain't touch him, touch him, right?
Oh, man.
You got to be careful with your birdie.
Hit him, hit him.
You got to.
We agreed a little different.
Yeah, man.
Holy shit.
That nigga arm was hurt.
Yo.
That's fucked up, Ish. And you owe that nigga an apology. I do. That nigga arm was hurt. Y'all fucked up. That's fucked up-ish.
And you owe that nigga an apology.
I do.
Nah, it's just right.
That's exactly why I was driving London.
Yeah, I'm not driving with the shit on the wrong side of the road.
Y'all was driving London?
Yeah, I drove a little.
I drive anywhere.
Nope.
Jamaica, I drive in London.
I will drive anywhere.
Them London streets.
They're mad small, too. It's like a time bomb. Be a little car. Hell no. up. I got picked me up. Them London streets. They're mad small, too.
It's like a time bomb.
Be a little car.
Hell no.
No, it'd be Land Rovers and shit over there.
Put me in.
I didn't drive in London.
I've driven, though, on the opposite side of the street.
Mad countries, you drive on the opposite side of the street.
All right, here you go.
You got to do it again.
No, I wasn't even.
Yo, shut up.
It's Mr. Well Traveled.
Second passport.
I've traveled everywhere to every country. Send drives. Pick up the assholes. It's Mr. Well Traveled I travel everywhere
To every country
And drive
To fuck out of here
I'm on my fifth passport
Silly of you to think
I've only been domestic
I don't know About?
Society
That's it
What?
I just said
I just said
Nah, for real
I've been outside
I've just been looking outside
And the world is changing
And I don't know
I don't know
It's changing in front of my eyes
I do want to go outside
And rally with my shirt off
And just hope.
Who you rallying for?
Just life.
Careful.
Life, nigga.
Try to set them up.
Shit is so nasty in a change.
It doesn't feel good, nigga.
And, hey, you stores out there, nigga, give me my chain.
I don't give a fuck if they get rid of chains.
Give me my fucking chain.
Oh, no.
Give me my chain.
Give me my fucking chain.
Give me my fucking chain.
You know the other shit?
Give me my 12 cents, you bitch ass.
No, no, no.
They can't count.
No, they can't count.
They cannot count.
They can't do math, my nigga.
You know these niggas don't be having metal coins no more.
Yeah.
Oh, you don't know, because you use card.
Oh, yeah, he don't know what that is.
If you use cash nowadays, they won't have change.
What y'all mean?
Like in bodegas?
Anywhere.
In bodegas.
Oh, so they're like me.
They'll have a sign saying, yo, no exact change. Let me tell have a sign saying no exact change.
I fucking hate change.
Oh, look.
No, I grew up
in fucking Canada. They made
fucking change for everything. There's the loony
and the fucking toony. I swear to God
we used to be weighted down with
fucking coinage. I can't
stand it. What the fuck is the loony
toons?
You missed loony and toony. with fucking coinage. I can't stand it. What the fuck is the looney tunes? Looney tunes?
She said coinage.
Nigga, you missed looney and toonie.
What the fuck is looney toonie?
A looney is a dollar and a toonie is a two dollar.
Coin.
What?
Don't bring your Canadian issues over here, man.
I'm just saying,
I'm all for no fucking change. Don't give me any
fucking change. I can't stand it.
I love my change.
These niggas cannot count.
You give them something and you give them...
That I do believe.
Do they throw coins at them?
No, they don't.
Yes, they fucking do.
Take this movie.
That's an assault. Let me tell you, as a strip... As a what? I always used to think like if you were a stripper like shit was perilous
wait wait wait there was one time where I didn't have a job I was like 19 years old
and all my guy friends they they were like, yo, Mel, just go strip.
Hey, this ain't City Hall, you know.
I'm about to say, that sounds like you trying to get a case.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
They were just, I mean, whatever.
That's Canada issues, right?
It won't work out again.
Well, they were just like, hey, Mel, you're hot.
Go strip.
Oh, that sounds like they were friend bombing you.
They were coercing you.
They were fucking complimenting you. You were 19. They were grooming you. They were coercing you. Giving you a compliment.
You were 19, they were grooming you.
They were giving me.
They were grooming you.
Grooming is another one.
Grooming is another one.
Yeah, yeah.
They might have.
So you did it?
You did it or didn't do it?
I tried.
I tried walking around my house naked to see if I could get comfortable with it.
And I was just like, no, I don't think so. This is for me
Y'all always full of them
Oh shit
See look it's coming
She got him
She's your target right there
Nigga her naked and the beast came out
And then also I was just like
I know you naked walking around your own house by yourself
She's trying to say she'd be comfortable
That's what you gotta do when you don't... I know you naked walking around your own house by yourself.
She's trying to say she'd be comfortable.
That's what you got to do when you don't have anyone.
You got to be comfortable in your own skin.
Yo, you can't say that.
Yo, my nigga.
Wait, all right.
Who's she supposed to be in there with?
Hey, Billy.
How do I look?
Oh, there's no Billy there.
It's the mirror.
She's walking for the girl in the mirror. Oh, there's no Billy there. It's the mirror. She's walking for the girl in the mirror.
Oh, shit.
But yeah, they used to pay him with toonies.
That's crazy.
That is fucking crazy.
Like, they just doing these things.
I know.
Try to get her attention and catch her in the back.
Come here.
Lose a tooth.
Just go get a hundred and just throw them at Shorty.
How's she picking them up?
Nigga, she had a hundred coins.
It's heavy, nigga.
Heavy as hell.
Heavy as shit.
That's crazy.
Speaking of Man in the Mirror,
Jeff Teague says that Drake sings better than Michael Jackson.
Okay.
Cool.
Sings what better than Michael Jackson? Just cool. I'm going to play it for you. Okay. Because. Yo, what better than Michael Jackson?
Just cool.
I'm not even...
No, I'm gonna play it for you.
Okay.
Because...
Hey, yo, wake me up when it's over.
I am gonna...
Pause.
Oh, shit.
See?
I be putting him to sleep.
What?
That's the appeal.
I put him to bed.
See, I can't fuck more than to do it.
Look what I did to his shit.
Okay, come on, man.
Oh, yeah.
All right, all right. What's your plan? Nah, see, I'm not gonna can't fuck more. I just do it. Look what I did to his.
Okay, come on, man.
All right, all right.
Troy, what's your problem?
Nah, son.
This nigga's weird, bro. Where's the fun in that?
Hey!
What's wrong with you, nigga?
That's not funny.
He's sitting there laughing like that ain't funny.
There's still time.
You can make it to the courthouse.
You go to the courthouse.
It's just...
All right, y'all ready?
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
Better than fucking Michael Jackson.
What?
Boys, damn, they never sing on the same level.
Oh, no, we're not going to do that.
DJ, move the fuck up.
Please, this nigga said Drake sings better than Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson could not sing.
Y'all going to sit here and tell me Michael Jackson can sing.
What?
When he got past ABC 1, 2, 3, when that nigga Well that nigga. Oh my god. We're not doing this for somebody
Michael Jackson cannot see bro. I'm not clickbait. I'm not trying to be but I'm being for
Tell me that shit sound good. It slaps. This is really don't be tapped into music. You can't have no air for music
You gonna say Drake
Things just as good
Y'all really listen to that shit saying Can't have no ear for music. You gonna say Drake things just as good Fucking good Whitney Houston can sing
Evans can sing
Sing better no motherfucking Michael
Get the fuck out of here.
Move on.
Move on.
Are you fucking crazy right now?
What are we doing? Way better than Michael Jackson's voice, bro.
Michael Jackson cannot sing, bro.
Look who y'all be vouching for.
Y'all being for real, bro.
That's one of the worst takes I've ever heard.
I wish Imani was here for that.
Yeah, me too.
He would have been livid.
That's what I want.
Jeff Teague.
He would have turned his pot upside down.
And I like they show.
I absolutely love their podcast.
I love what they're doing.
I love how they converse.
This has to be the worst take spewed on a podcast this year.
It's up there.
And you a better man than that.
You're a better man than that.
You're a better guy than that.
Like, don't say no stupid shit like that.
I ain't going to lie to to you, my man. Don't
do that again. That was bad.
Yeah, that was. And right when
I thought that they was doing this to
just get shit popping, his
man said, I promise you
we are not doing this for Clickbait.
I'm glad you said it
because that is exactly what I thought.
That was horrendous
terrible
Michael Jackson can't sing
yeah
shit I'm
recently one of these
Instagram pages I follow
I follow all these
musicology type pages
and Dark Child is seen
in an interview
talking about
how going to work
with Quincy and Michael Jackson changed his entire.
I'm sure.
The entire way that he records music.
Like he went to go see them.
And Mike was in there laying 16 stacks.
Yeah.
Which is unheard of.
And one of the pages I followed, they have them.
Acapella.
All of the stacks. 16. sometimes a little more than 16 so doctor I say he went back
this one brand he was working on full moon and was like yeah I need you to lay
16 16 of those she took it ran with it no she cursed me like what nigga get the
fuck out of here I'm not doing that shit. You stupid as hell. That was the dumbest idea I've ever heard.
And he said, well, Michael Jackson, Lady 16.
And then she went and laid whatever the fuck
Dark Child said to lay.
So could you tell the people out in the world,
because this is a worldwide broadcast,
what the fuck is a stack?
Like layers of vocals.
Layers of vocals.
Yeah, like doing the same shit over and over.
It would be Brandy saying, uh, boy, and him and that.
16 times.
You and your mans and them just go.
The whole, and then you get to the chorus, it might be 20.
But it allows the engineer to just do different shit
with these vocals.
So you're saying they're different each time?
No.
No.
Not each time.
You're saying the same thing each time, but it could be a little different each time.
Well, no, that's harmonies.
We're talking about something different.
We're talking about a stack of the same exact.
Yeah, a stack of the same exact thing.
Go do the same lead vocal 16 times.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
But no, the hook.
The whole song too?
The hook.
When you get to the hook or backgrounds or shit like that, then you're doing 16 that
are different or 20 that are different.
But to do 16 of the same exact thing, nobody was ever doing it.
Except for Michael Jackson.
Shit.
I wish I saved it so you could hear.
Did I save it?
Of course I didn't save it because I'd just be so blown away by some of this shit.
We did it.
I got it.
If I ever find it again, I will save it, though.
All right, come on.
Moving on.
That was my little quick Michael Jackson rant.
He's a man.
What else?
What else is important or unimportant?
Black Friday.
What's up?
Who's getting a TV?
Who's getting a vacuum?
Who's getting what?
Who's going shopping?
You know what we get?
Who's blowing money fast?
An NFL game on Black Friday for the first time.
This is some bullshit.
Did you see what the reasoning is behind it?
No. Because that shit was deep. What was the reason?
Shopping.
It's an Amazon Prime exclusive.
Of course.
There's a couple reasons. First of all, it gets people
from going to the store,
stay at home, watch the game,
and in the game, in the commercials, you can order
right from the commercials.
And they're customizing the commercials
to your Amazon shit.
Oh, that's fire, too.
To all your previous purchases.
Correct.
Or what's in your wish list.
They got mad recess lights on my shit.
Hey, mad handles.
I ain't mad at it.
Show me some shit I didn't even know I needed.
Click.
The other day, I bought some stuff,
one of them portable chargers, you know, like the Apple sticks on the back of the phone? I bought a different one, some shit I didn't even know I needed. Click. The other day I bought some stuff, one of them portable chargers.
You know, like the Apple sticks on the back of the phone?
I bought a different one, some shit called Charge.
Some bullshit.
It just looked fire on Instagram.
Oh, that's the shit with the screen on it?
It's got a screen.
Yeah, I know what you're talking about.
It's got a see-through LED shit with it.
It should just look like some ill shit on the phone.
You got it yet?
I bought it.
No, I just ordered it two days ago.
Oh, I thank you.
Should it be here next month.
That's where they haven't got me yet is Instagram.
I don't really be buying shit off Instagram.
Some of that shit over there is a little fly.
It do be.
It's fly enough to spark curiosity.
Yes.
Yeah, I've clicked.
I probably clicked on some shit, then you
start getting fucking ads.
Even some of the clothes that'll come across your shit,
you'll be like, oh shit.
That shit don't look half bad.
I ordered this phone case right here in September.
And it was November. I still. I ordered this phone case right here in September. It was November.
I still hadn't gotten the phone case,
and the tracking message said it hadn't been delivered yet.
I finally sent an email cursing them niggas out.
They hit me back talking about,
yo, go ask your family members.
Niggas might have stole it from you.
I was like, wait, excuse me?
Then they sent another email that said,
yo, our records show this shit has been delivered.
I don't know what the fuck is going on over there about you.
Don't you know that it was delivered and it was in my mailbox see who checks their mail so niggas expecting humans
niggas expecting mail y'all abide to some society rules that's just like mail
well when you're expecting mail that's when you check the box.
Who's mailing you?
The motherfucker
who was sending you some shit from.
Well, that I thought would show up to the door.
UPSP, what is it?
USPS? USPS, that's what it is. That's the mail.
United
States Postal Service. That's
mail. No, but to my door, though.
Or the box. No, it's in the box. I'm not checking the mailbox. Okay, well to my door, though. Or the box.
No, it's in the box.
I'm not checking the mailbox.
Okay, well, you're going to miss out on a whole bunch of shit.
Get over the bigger things, I guess.
Shut up.
You've been loved on.
I bought a couple of things off the internet.
Of Instagram, I should say.
A nigga left.
Shut up.
The dress I wore to your birthday dinner was from IG.
Okay.
Yeah, that was cute, right?
You want to show me a picture of it?
I was about to say, you know, nigga, it wasn't memorable.
You know what?
It's fine.
It's fine.
I understand why you weren't paying close attention.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you got your girl and your whole thing.
I look fucking fantastic.
If we would have had a couple of Sparatoonies in our pockets,
you know what I mean?
Come on!
You remember the dress?
Yes.
Yeah, he do.
You do for real?
You do for real?
He got it hung up
in his robe.
Wait,
flip me back.
Hold on,
you got a last year's club?
No, I'm not.
You're mad at me?
No, I was about to
have your back.
That nigga trying to hack the ring.
He's trying to...
Are you crazy?
Oh, my God.
Flip got that pic on the ceiling, man.
Spinning around like,
oh, Flippy on Mel's Depop going crazy.
Flip love Mel, yo.
Flip is a good friend.
He remembers what my dress looked like
because he complimented me.
What color was the dress?
I don't know.
I forgot.
You're not supposed to ask me a double question.
You're supposed to just let me say, I remember and move the fuck on.
Now y'all want to ask me questions up here?
You know, we posted a picture of it, right?
Or you did.
You posted it.
No, we take pictures every single day.
The people that love me, they kind of know my memory is really bad and they help me with it.
It's tan.
It was tan.
Oh, now I know. You did look good that night me with it. It's tan. It was tan
Thank you Niggas ain't remember that stupid ass dress. No, she said I do remember that. She was fired.
I remember that dress.
What a phone you take up.
I love Mel.
Don't let her get a little drink of her.
She was cracking jokes.
I've sworn off alcohol.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, I'm done.
How long?
That usually comes after a birthday weekend.
For real, Mel?
Yeah, no.
I think I've had my fill.
Oh, think? So you're not done committing? Yeah, no, I think I've had my fill. Oh, think?
So you're not done committing?
No, I don't want to fully commit to completing total abstinence.
I told you it was a hangover.
I swear it was the flu, but no.
Yeah, Michael Jordan said the same shit.
Facts.
Hey, y'all dog, when the 6'4 nigga with the tattoos invite you out, you'll change.
God, where is he?
I don't know.
I was just saying.
I just had a vision in my head.
Love bombing someone worthy.
I'll be love bombed by him.
I'd be love bombed by him, yes.
I'll take it.
Why don't you try love bombing?
There you go.
Why women don't love bombing?
Well, they do love bombing.
They do.
They just can't admit it.
They do.
It's called something different when they do it.
Yeah.
It's called passion. Some bullshit.'t admit it. They do. It's called something different when they do it. Yeah. It's called passion.
Some bullshit.
That's true.
Yeah.
That's true.
Joe got another whole different verb in mind.
Stalking.
You just watched Stalked.
I did.
I did.
I did.
I know some statistics.
All these words, love bombing, all this shit, all these niggas get attacked.
Why the stalkers don't get attacked?
Them suck-ass niggas.
Them niggas, yo, we met a couple.
Of stalkers?
Yeah.
Them niggas is nasty.
I can't say it, but these niggas is nasty.
They need to be put on the front street.
Them ones that don't leave the women alone.
She don't want you, nigga.
Or he don't want you.
That's a fact.
Yeah, whose side y'all on?
Hall or Oates?
Are they beefing?
Yeah.
What's happening?
They don't like you.
They better not like
each other, apparently.
I wasn't really familiar
A lawsuit was filed, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
A restraining order was filed. I don't know about that. A restraining order. Was it really? Yeah. Oh, shit. Yeah. A restraining order was filed.
I don't know about that.
A restraining order.
Was it really?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
It was a restraining order.
I don't know.
I didn't know they were beefing.
Yeah, they better not like each other, apparently.
Somebody's trying to stalk and haul in order to do this.
That is so unfortunate.
I know you must have had a rough day.
Yes.
Darryl Hall filed a lawsuit and restraining order against John Oates.
So John Oates is the lead singer.
And Darryl Hall, I guess, was the background singer.
Background singer.
Yeah.
Musicianish.
Sure, sure.
The suit involves contract slash debt.
So it was scraping some wood.
Yeah.
And I'm going to beat your ass until you give me my bread so they can get their training order.
I'ma beat your ass
but sow your royal oats
till you give me my fucking money.
Fuck wrong with you.
I'ma sow it.
Yo, stop watching Gone with the Wind, right?
And watch...
Coming to America.
And watch Coming to America.
Nigga, that's Brokeback Mountain shit you talking.
What the fuck you talking about?
It's Coming to America, my nigga. The woman said that shit You talking What the fuck You talking It's Coming to America My nigga
The woman said that
To the man
He right though
He right
What
Pause nigga
I never seen
Brokeback Mountain
No but you said
I'm a soul
You know that
Phrase
It's a joke
Oh man
Just pause it
It's fucking up
My pod bro
Oh shit
It's fucking up
My pod
You know what
You're right
You're right
He do that to me A lot too Yo Oh man it's fucking up my pod bro so do we know who side y'all on I'm not familiar with doing the first verse. Oh, you could tell by the way. Whoever that is. That's not there.
That's not there.
That's not Hall and Oates.
You dumbass nigga.
Wait, who's that?
Yeah, Lee.
Lee Rock.
Yeah, Lee Rock.
Lee Rock.
Lee Rock.
Hold on.
You're a rich girl.
In fairness, I was about to quote Dirty Work, but that's not Hall and Oates.
You're a rich girl.
And you're going too far.
You know it don't matter anyway.
You can rely on your old man's money. You can rely on your old man's money.
You can rely on your old man's money.
It's a bitch girl.
All right, so which one is the one with the black hair?
That's Hall.
Oh, I'm on Hall's side.
The nigga with the black hair.
That's the short one.
That's the short one.
I'm not fucking with Hall.
John Oates is the lead singer.
Oh, get him the fuck out of here.
Man, Oates was robbing that nigga.
Get your little ass out of here.
Well, duh.
Duh.
I don't know.
Oh, man.
I don't know.
There's no...
That shit was crazy, Paul.
This nigga started singing the Bee Gees.
What the fuck?
A lot of that shit sound like it could be the same person.
Man Eater.
I can't go for that.
No, no.
Wait, who got the first verse
and I can't go for that?
It's him.
John Oates is the lead singer.
He sang all their shit.
So what my man was doing?
Probably playing the guitar
and producing some shit.
Yeah.
I'm rolling with him.
Yo, shut up.
You can't roll with him. You just wasn't rolling with him. Yo, shut up. Yo, you're flippin' flopping ass nigga. You can't roll with him.
Yo.
You just wasn't rolling with Rudolph Isley.
Oh.
Nigga.
What did Rudolph Isley do?
Played the guitar and wrote some shit.
And did some production.
And then.
All right, dog.
Did he?
Did he?
Did he? Did he? Did he? Did he? Did he? and then I don't
did he?
no he didn't
no he didn't
I don't think so
we came here and talked about it
that's why we were talking about him
not on his side
You did.
I don't know.
His size.
You did.
That nigga's a piece of shit. Your brain is different.
Your brain is different.
That's why you want rock with Rudolph?
Nigga, I don't know nothing that he did in none of them Isley Brothers songs.
You know who I know?
Ronald and Eddie.
Is it Eddie?
Ernie.
Ernie.
See, you don't get this without my man. You don't get this part without my man.
Yeah, I can argue he fucked it up. He fucked it up.
Watch this.
Yeah, yeah, what I got, full stop. Hey, hey, hey, hey.
When you're fooling, boy, you gotta do it.
All right, don't play too much.
They come swinging.
We gone too, boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Come on now.
You got no gunshot, no ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch, none of that in the middle.
Yeah.
Shit, I like all that shit.
You making my dream come true.
Oh, hey, ain't them niggas sample duck tails?
Oh, what the hell? All right, and them niggas sample DuckTales?
Nah, they got slaps.
You got tipped by the sample then, nigga. I know that.
I know that little, woo, anywhere.
But they ain't DuckTales.
Nigga is so stupid, son.
I got that dumbass theme song stuck in my head
stupid ass nigga yo
oh my god
fucking crazy
you gotta be lit to see him on top
come on y'all wanna talk about
Tiffany Haddish getting arrested on a DUI
and found in a car unconscious
wow this is
news to us tell us more
wait so you weren't home
working on the pond
no I was trying to
she was here
I was trying to stay alive
she was here so
I was trying to stay alive
wait y'all didn't hear about this
what were y'all doing
what were you drinking that day
what were y'all doing at home
you can't mix the
black brown and the dark
I swear
and it's gonna be lemon drops
it's gotta be lemon drops
all night
you can't be throwing shit around
like you were throwing it around
pause oh right where's the girl so she could throw around some shit It's got to be lemon drops all night. You can't be throwing shit around like you were throwing it around.
Pause.
All right.
Where's the girl?
So she could throw around some shit.
That's it.
That's it.
Okay, there's mad Tiffany Haddish news, apparently.
Let's see here.
Let me mute this.
Oh, yeah, they got the Akon music behind her.
Yeah, Tiffany Haddish arrested for DUI after falling asleep behind the wheel in Beverly Hills they have her
filmed
getting in the back
of a car
handcuffed
then there's also
Tiffany Haddish's
former friend
says she's ready
to expose the actress
for being evil
and desperate for fame
in forthcoming
defamation case
and she's got
another case
where that little skit
that they ran
her and Aries Spears
last year,
the parents have filed a $1 million defamation suit against.
I thought they settled out.
They did not.
I thought that was her niece or nephew.
No, they settled out.
I remember.
We reported it.
But evidently, I guess there might be some other loophole.
There's another loophole.
If the parents are filing a suit, it could be something they said about the parents.
You know what I'm saying? A word you said that about us, now we filing a suit, it could be something they said about the parents. You know what I'm saying?
A word you said that about us, now we filing a suit.
Now we did this way, now we got another.
Statement from Diddy's spokesperson.
These are civil suits with fabricated claims of misconduct
from over 30 years ago, which are nothing but a blatant money grab.
Mr. Combs is being unfairly targeted by anonymous accusers
who lie for financial gain.
The New York legislator never intended the Adult Survivors Act to be exploited.
I'm sure they did.
I don't think that's true.
Exploitation of one may not be to somebody else.
Yeah.
I don't know about that.
He don't look good.
He don't look good.
None of them look good.
Clean up the streets.
You know what I mean?
Us niggas that do it with that consent.
That pussy juice get to dripping down that thigh.
That's how you could tell she's saying yes.
Actually, man, hold up, man.
Now you talk some flowetry now.
They playing around.
These niggas, they don't know when she saying yes. Say yes.
These niggas are idiots.
I love that.
It's only one of the best to ever do it right here.
Don't say no, just say yes.
No, that's a little, that's a little gravy.
That's a little, yeah.
That's a little gravy.
Grape city.
This right here is a little different.
Oh, this is.
Oh, I play this one, I'm ready to love bomb.
I ain't gonna lie.
What?
No, this really helps love bomb. going to lie. What? No.
This really helps love bomb. The hand grenade.
Hey.
Hey.
And Mel, do you think love bombing works?
Like what percentage of men do you think actually get to hit off love bombing?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, love.
Good question.
That's a great question.
That's a great question.
I love when I do that.
I think it's a very successful tactic.
So the percentage would be extremely high.
Can you love bomb?
Oh, I'm sorry was like can't give you
a number but i placed it well above like 75 75 yeah around there above so if it has that type of
can you love bomb someone that doesn't isn't receptive you could absolutely sure you could absolutely try and be successful yes
yeah
yeah you can
when did the word
love bomb come out
just last week
yeah it's making
it's making
it's you know
worldwide tour right now
in her group chat
it's not in my group chat
that guy love bomb
he love bomb you
remember that
no what's that
no girl
what do you mean
remember that
remember that bag and shoes
you got me what's his name was that bag And shoes you got What's his name
Was that love bombing
Girl you look bomb
But I didn't think
It was love bomb
Nah it's the girlfriend
Telling you
No girl you were love bombed
You don't even know it
It's some stupid shit man
Come on
Amber Rose got away
With what she did
As far as
You know she hasn't
Like her
It's my girl
Wait what
The slut walk
I'm about to get somewhere
Chill out
She got away with it She did her thing She Marched for Wait, what? The slut walk. I'm about to get somewhere. Chill out.
She got away with it.
She did her thing.
She marched for, you know,
whatever movement she was presenting to the world.
Everybody else got to stop.
You're not Amber.
And you can't get it off like that.
It might sound crazy,
but just think about it.
No, let's think.
I'll see what you mean.
This is my new shit. I didn't think about it like that, let's think I see what you mean. This is my new shit.
I didn't think about it like that.
Nah, I see where you going.
That's how you should think.
Parked to the hater blockers on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Don't dismiss me.
This is making potting way different.
Hey, you look like Hall & Oates in one of them
because like, yeah, you look like.
Do, do, do.
Y'all not going to do thoughts and prayers
for Tiffany Addidge?
She another one they've been trying to get out
the paint for a minute.
For a minute. Yeah.
She's making it easy.
I mean, the car running in the middle of the street,
and you passed out behind the wheel, made it kind of easy.
When y'all was fucking in the car or getting your dick sucked in the car,
did you leave it running or was it off?
Keep it running.
Running.
For the heat, right?
Why, Antoine?
It depends on the...
Music, right?
No, it's both. It's both. You definitely want some music, but y'all been in the heat, right? Why, Antoine? It depends on... Music, right? No, it's both.
It's both.
You definitely want some music,
but y'all been in the car
and you leave the music on
and the battery will die
on your dumb ass.
They ain't fucking for a while.
Yeah, you ain't there.
Yeah, that nigga's super dick.
My man had to come get me
from South Mountain Reservation.
You ain't running
because you got to make a move, man.
And you got to keep it in.
I don't know what the fuck
y'all talking about.
But yo, when you start getting...
If you leave it off, she might think she's coming with you. You got to leave it on. I don't know what the fuck y'all talking about. But yo, when you start getting... If you leave it off,
she might think
she's coming with you.
You gotta leave it on.
Make it seem like
you got some way to be.
Go ahead, man.
You can pee right there.
Scurr!
Oh, shit!
That's love bombing, guys.
Oh, man.
We can't even do that
no more, right?
Do what?
Ditch her when she goes outside to pee?
Huh?
Ditch her when she goes outside to pee?
Is that what you meant by you can't do that?
Nope.
Okay.
Very funny.
Look at that.
Meandered right around your butt.
Meandered waited.
Never meandered.
Never meandered when it come to us.
Huh?
Never.
Quick with it when it come to us.
Johnny on the spot.
You know that bullshit she do.
Meander made his way to one of my Thanksgiving living rooms.
Did it?
Yeah.
It was like, don't meander around this one.
Oh, brother.
Should have said spell it.
Oh, fire.
Nigga.
Somebody start that bullshit.
Somebody spell it.
M-E-E.
No.
Fuck out of here.
Me and her.
Meg Thee Stallion says everybody's too focused
about her pussy and who she's fucking.
I agree with her a little bit.
A case can be made.
You agree with all the girls.
A case can be made.
No, I don't agree with all the girls.
I didn't say nothing.
You did.
I heard you.
I didn't say nothing.
I heard you.
You heard me?
Yeah, I heard you.
Fuck.
It's like nobody be listening to my music.
They be like,
Megan Thee Stallion.
I cannot believe
she likes to have sex.
I cannot believe Megan Thee Stallion fucks.
We shall be.
No, but I am turning over, you know, a new leaf.
Same.
And I'm standing with a curique.
I'm not a freak anymore.
Okay.
Congratulations.
You heard it straight from the horse's mouth.
You do.
Get it?
Oh, shit. you get it a stallion oh shit
I get it now
you know
usually the ones
that verbalize that
be lying
moving on
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep
sleep Why may I get a bad rap for doing what all the niggas do? True. Double standard.
Fucking.
It's not double standard though.
How is it not a double standard?
Because she's mad
that people talking about it.
Ain't no nigga say,
yo, y'all be mad
that I be fucking.
No, nobody says that.
Because the double standard
is always in men's favor.
How good your pussy is,
how much you be fucking
these niggas,
how you throw it back
and all that other shit.
Now don't get on somebody's thing
and say, yo, y'all mad and be worried
about what I'm doing with my pussy. You telling
us. What you doing with your pussy?
Listen. Yes.
Forbes.
What you think of that, Forbes?
Here you seen
a lot of, I have a Forbes article.
Niggas will
hide behind some articles all day.
Let's see what
Forbes had to say about this.
Oh, that's exactly who I was waiting to hear from
in the sexual assault case.
Forbes.
In the case of if you want to use her
lyrics against her
in this particular case, then the case
can be made. She talks about a pussy a lot
and what it can do and how magical it is.
Well, then you can't get mad at us
for wanting to know
who you fucking,
in this particular situation.
I don't really be caring
about who Megan's fucking,
but Pardee did it.
He did it kind of smooth.
The juju on the beat thing
was hard.
That was a hard line.
That was dope.
I thought you had
a choo-choo on the beat.
Oh, shit.
And, shit,
I ain't mad at that either.
Get some free beats.
We spending all this time
together crafting these joints.
Unlock the special folder,
nigga, here.
Crack, crack, crack.
I'm going to unlock
my special folder for you.
Yeah, come on.
Niggas be hating.
Come on, fuck who you want, man.
Even exchange, man.
Even exchange.
Get your shit off.
It ain't the fucking bar the niggas was mad at.
It's the whole jail.
All right.
All right, moving on.
What you got?
What you got?
Anything?
Anything?
Don't send me out there by myself.
Pop, pop, pop.
Got nothing to say.
All right, I got one last topic for you guys pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, They're not going to say it. A lot of people are not going to talk how I talk. A lot of people are not going to let their nuts hang how I let my nuts hang. Oh, God.
You don't have to.
That's true.
We used to all of them.
I speak for us as a team, nigga.
You can't speak for me, Flip.
I got a million.
All right, nigga.
You stay home and you stay here, nigga, and be the potter of the year.
I'm not trying to be the potter of the year.
Hey, we got the potter of the month.
Two months.
Ice Freeze Johnson.
Salute.
I'm not trying to be that at all.
I'm not trying to be that. Now look. Now what? Now what. I'm not trying to be that.
Now look.
Now what?
Now what?
He's not trying to be that.
I'm not trying to be that.
Man, that's my man,
and I speak for him as well.
Why wouldn't you try
to be Potter tomorrow?
I'm good.
That shit don't come with perks.
So why would I try to be it then?
Oh, say less.
You standing there?
You standing there?
Who got perks, nigga?
Do you stand in there?
I stand in there.
I stand in there.
Do you stand in there? Who got perks from being Potter? Go ahead that. I stand in that. Do you stand in that?
Who got perks from being part of it?
Go ahead.
Shout out Winky Wright.
Nah, I don't know who that nigga is.
That's my man.
Shout out Winky Wright, nigga.
Did he get, when he was part of the month, did he get any perks?
Did he get any perks?
He was part of the month for two months.
Say less.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah.
Don't worry about it.
When was I part of the month?
Were you here last December?
I was.
I started last December.
I started, yeah.
I started December.
Good. Yeah. Yeah. I love it. I just saw this dead. It's all December Me nigga I here and bust the door down, nigga. You know what I bring.
I have one.
You tell him every episode.
Listen, I have one final question for everyone but Mel.
Sure.
In a little bit of nigga business.
Okay.
You know, this week, there was a big dispute.
I don't know if y'all read it or saw it on the news or saw it on Reddit.
Really, really, really big war and back and forth between Ayesha Diaz and Alexa Scott.
No.
Yeah.
Hilarious.
Why?
A lot of writing on the black screen.
A lot of writing.
Oh, I hate to see this.
Like the current way you got to make the letter smaller to fit it all on the black screen. First Hall. Oh, I hate to see this. Like the current way you got to make the letter smaller
to fit it all on the black screen.
First Hall and Oates breakup.
And then multiple.
Yeah, it was a lot of them.
Now every day I wake up.
Or this hit.
Somebody got a problem with Hov.
Like, uh,
Aisha is a friend of the show.
Aisha is Hov.
So I want to be kind,
but, you know.
What's the beef over?
Guess.
Alexis Scott is the homie
guess
what is it over
guess
a guy
a guy
your mail is so
washed
yes mail
a guy
no
can your group chat
believe that
I was gonna say
you love bomb too
yes
it's a guy Aisha went on a ramp saying that
Alexis was a bird chasing after a nigga who don't want her you all of my dick
bitch and you a whole prostitute she said all types of shit and Alexis Scott
didn't say nothing Tyra and me and all the women I know was on the phone just waiting.
And then it came. Alexis Scott posted some DMs between Aisha's nigga and her. It was
a lot of DMs from the nigga. Not too much from that nigga. You just got to check it out shooting shot Maria you got to be
careful when you're repping your nigga on it the publicly nigga might have did
some of that shit yeah Alexis got gotta shut that shit down quick so then what
and that was the end that was the end radio silence yeah then you gotta go
so you gotta go talk to your man after that on thanksgiving too oh man it's a bad time
that's embarrassing trying to have a plate i'm riding with aisha because it's new york even
though alexis from new york but she's in atlanta alexis the homie too she's home she's cool
it's cool you just said are. She's cool.
You just said you didn't know either one of them.
Who said that?
I thought that's what you said.
I love Aisha.
Get on these.
Stop your fucking.
Stop your fucking.
All right, man.
All right.
Stop your fucking.
Sleepers, sleepers.
Let's get those sleepers. All right. Hey, got someers. Where'd you get those sleepers?
All right.
Hey, got some shit you might have been sleeping on.
Oh, my god.
I love Ishmael.
We outside tonight?
Are we?
Could be.
We could be?
Yeah, we could be.
Oh, we could be?
Nah. Gang could be. Oh, so less be. Oh, we could be? Nah.
Gang could be.
Oh, so less than.
I'm ready then.
I'm ready to rock.
I'm down.
You look dumb as hell pulling up to the strip club
with executive protection on the holiday and nobody's there.
Yeah, I just wanna say that.
Right, like the executive protection thing
is only a vibe when people are
there if it's just you boy do you look scary let me ask you you look spooky
and the girls be coming around do they pop it on uh the mother niggas no niggas
be sitting there with the straight face like they uh at Buckingham Palace big
old donkey rubbing on a nigga leg. He be like this.
Them niggas is just behind me looking like assassins.
I only know that because I'm looking in the mirror in front of me.
And I'm looking like, damn, man, I look nuts.
You look safe, though.
Yeah.
I look nuts.
You look very safe.
Pray for anybody that's right.
I look safe, but I look nuts, especially when ain't nobody out there.
Then I go on my Instagram. Stupid strip club is closed for the holidays. I'm like, but I look nuts, especially when ain't nobody out there. Then I go on my Instagram, stupid strip club that's closed for the holidays.
I'm like, what the fuck?
I'm out here with security.
Stay closed.
I swear to you. Yo, don't do that.
That's funny.
Let me see the picture.
You got to have a picture.
They got pulled up to the first spot.
It wasn't a car in sight.
They wasn't standing outside or nothing.
Security walking me in.
Get moving.
Get the fuck away from here.
You're just going to embarrass me.
I went in, got some ones, took them to the next spot.
Wasn't nobody in.
I'm looking doofy as hell out there, man.
All right, shout out to my team, man.
We outside again tonight.
Ah, ah.
Now, your security, does it apply for everybody that's rolling with you,
or is it just Joe Budden?
Just me.
No, we get our ass whooped.
Just me.
Let's sit back and enjoy the show.
Just me.
I know how to fight and get other niggas involved.
Lur.
Lur.
I'm going to run right over there by Joe.
Yeah.
What's up, nigga?
Big niggas ain't got no choice.
Yeah.
What your shit up to, nigga?
Vin Diesel.
What the fuck you talking about?
Oh, shit.
All right, man.
Let me see.
What's going on?
Do I have something that they sleeping on out there?
Oh, my God.
Holy shit.
That was funny.
I'm outside tonight.
You niggas better be outside too.
Ice, what do I do?
I used to be outside tonight?
I'm outside.
I'm outside, let me know.
I'm a real hype in there like I'm coming right, Ice.
Somebody played that Mary record.
I like that Mary song a lot.
Mary and Votto. I do. I think Ish played that song, but I that Mary song a lot Mary and Votto I do
I think Ish played that song
but I like that song a lot
Sorry
Y'all don't give a fuck about that song
Shout out to Cassidy
Fuck y'all niggas
Alright let's see
Do do do do do do do do
Ba da da ba ba da da da
Y'all know I play a Marion like Ish plays fucking Jacob Lattimore Ba-da-ba-ba-da-da-da
Y'all know I play Omarion like Ish plays fucking Jacob Lattimore or Aaron Ray or one of them niggas Hehehehehehehe
Why you wanna come back now?
Why you wanna come back now, love?
Is it because you're down?
Brand new Omarion, it's reckless girl, the usual What else?
I can guess it, want the sex in
The compressing, a temptation
I won't taste it, I'm on the vibrations
So don't you try to come back now
Throwing out my line, girl, you gotta relax
Messing up my high, girl, you gotta relax
That's a nice truck, now you throw in the back
No, I don't need that, no, I don't need that
Got a nice truck, now you throw in the back
No, I don't need that, no, I don't need That's a nice truck, now you throwin' it back
No, I don't need that, no, I don't need that
Gotta keep it movin', stay away from the past
Hundred miles per hour, got my foot on the gas
Guess we were addin' up, I'm too good with the math
So you can miss me with that
Because I'm livin' too proper, poppin' my color
Worry about no dollar no dollar Call me Big Papa
Yeah, I'm feelin' bother Cool as waters
Nigga, that's who I be No one else can stop me
My melody poppin' Shotted like diamonds
If I'm bein' honest This was so poppin'
Yeah, I'm feelin' bother Cool as waters
So don't you try to come back now
Why you wanna come back now?
Why you wanna come back now?
Is it because you're down?
Or is it for the usual?
I can guess it, want the sex in
The compressive, a temptation
I won't taste it, I'm on new vibrations
So don't you try to come back now
Ain't like text, why you talkin' nasty? Girl, you know what's next
Yeah, I'm hittin' D.V. I don't need your strength
Don't need your energy, especially if you bossy
Probably had too much, because I'm livin' too proper
Poppin' my car, worried bout no dollar Call me Big Papa, yeah, I'm livin' too proper Poppin' my collar, worried bout no dollar
Call me big papa, yeah, I'm feelin' bother
The coolest waters, diggin' in tsunami No one else can stop me, I'm in it, poppin'
Shot it like diamonds, if I'm bein' honest This was all by me, yeah, I'm feelin' bother
The coolest waters, so don't you try to come back now Why you wanna come back now?
Why you wanna come back now?
Is it because you're down?
Or is it for the usual?
This brand new music from Amarion, his album comes out December 15 I wanna say
This record is called The Usual.
Here you go.
And that album is Full Circle, Sonic Book 2, December 15th.
Amarion, friend of the show.
Can't wait to hear what you got going on, man.
I'm going to Big Jersey once again. Why not?
Why not?
Let's go.
You know what it is.
Fetty Wap put his new album out finally.
First album since 2015.
Alright.
Album is called King Zoo.
And it's hard.
Is it?
Yeah.
This record is called Outside.
Hard like hard or hard like
T-Pain karaoke album hard
Come on
Y'all tried it with that one
I wasn't mad at that album
Big deal
Yeah
I'm like fuck your feelings
We outside
We ain't got no ceilings
We outside
The house with the ceilings touch the sky
Don't show up, it ain't no cash and vibe
I'm like, fuck your fellas, we outside
Woof ain't got no ceilings, we outside
The house with the ceilings touch the sky
Don't show up, it ain't no cash and vibe
Yeah, I'm up on my back
I'm at the dealer, got me a Benz again
Two hundred, thirty, my baby, I told her good question
You know I'm a business man, I had to go roll me some ends
Cause look where I started from, jump on our minivans
Running through five in a day, they know how I play
I'm too loose in the tail
My party and my letter, man
Standing clip, got insulin
Red cup pour that medicine
Real bad, I get extra wit
I don't look down the streets, yeah
Angels look down on me, yeah
Hoes don't frown on me, yeah
Hold up for the crown on me, yeah
I'm like fuck your feelings, we outside
Woof ain't got no ceilings, we outside
I was starting
Penthouse with the ceilings touch the sky
Don't show up, it ain't no cash and vibe
I'm like, fuck your friends, we outside
Move ain't got no ceilings, we outside
The house with the ceilings touch the sky
Don't show up, it't no catchin' vibe
My only complaint is
that particular record
is just one verse,
but it's cool.
It is what it is.
Yeah, it is.
I mean, given the, you know,
circumstances,
it is what it is.
Shouts to Freddie.
Shouts to the whole team over there.
There's a couple joints on there.
I was gonna play one off there, too.
Hey.
But I'm gonna go to...
Yeah.
I'm gonna go to
a friend of the show,
Mike Heron,
and Grandmaster Vic
put out some old records
that never came out.
And this is the game
featuring Nate Dogg
and Black Robin.
I just love Nate Dogg.
Yeah.
It's good to hear his voice.
Rest in peace, Nate Dogg.
Rest in peace, Nate Dogg.
Always. The game keeps on calling, keeps on calling, calling you, you, you, you
Fresh up out the county, lace up my boots, I'm on my way
It feels damn good to see some sunshine, good to feel some space, hey
Way to see my loved ones, oh, what a happy day, when I ran into this
hustler, that I knew back in the day, hey, was a don't for talking, but this time he
had a lot to say, he act like he got big money, at least he talking that way way, say The game, the game, keeps on callin', keeps on callin'
Callin' you, you, you, you
The game, the game, keeps on callin', keeps on callin'
Keep bein' fast, you need that game, man
You need it, you need it, you need it, you need it I'll be beating back Call me that game, man You can look up my name
Yo, ain't shit changed
It's a couple new faces, everything is still the same
Welcome to the game
Help me if I can, I mean can
Let me tell you man, I got a hundred grams
For starters, after that book with Charlie Blaine
This shit is cock town, bruh
It's a harder game
A lot of bullshit just to be a part of fame
I'm saying, game missing players like you, in spite of you fighting fuel
Let me enlighten you, that's tax free stacks, I remember when you was doing it
You gotta go back, you're odd, never lie, you a hustler
I got startup money, let's do it like old times, welcome to the game
That's the game, Ghetto Pro's featuring Nate Dogg and Black Rob
Rest in peace to both of them gentlemen
There's a bunch of shit on there though
He's got some cool G-Rap records that no one's ever heard
Some Big L records that no one's ever heard
There's some shit on there
Check it out if you get the opportunity
Young-ish?
I'm gonna go next
Oh, okay
Did you get it, Parks?
I did
Okay
It's a new single by Guapole It's called Purple Alright Youngish. I'm going to go next. Oh, okay. Did you get it, Parks? I did. Okay.
It's a new single by Guapole.
It's called Purple.
All right.
Oh.
I killed it. Uh-oh. Hold on now. What you wanna do
Hold on now
Cause you'll get the best of me
Every time you come around
Got me in a daze Every time you come around
Got me in a daze
Cause I'm lost inside
Nothing else matters, no one and never
One touch, my world falls away
Don't know what happened, just know that I wanna stay
Right here inside your heart inside of her bones
Just like a fool
Feel her break the rules
The way my heart is opening I I'm wondering, do you feel the same?
Is love not just a phase?
Cause I'm lost inside your heart I am her boy
Nothing else matters, no one around
One touch, my walls fall away
Don't know what happens, just know that I wanna stay
Right here inside your heart
I feel the streets trying to cover my tears
Trying to make sense of all these pills
Just one look and I feel better
I'm with you, I'm in heaven
Right here inside of your heart I'm not cutting off no guitars.
Please don't.
That is Purple by, what's the name?
Guapale.
Guapale.
Melissa Forbes.
Don't do that to Ish again.
That's a lot of pressure.
Ish normally goes next.
You step on it.
He asked me to.
Yeah, but we didn't know that she had one of those.
Sorry.
Yo, if she were. You can take it off. Pause. You can didn't know that she had one of those. Sorry. Yo, if shorty.
You can take it off.
Pause.
You can take the sleeper off if you need to.
Yo, if shorty go get her on a remix of that.
Hang it up.
God damn.
That was fire.
Yeah, you found some good music while you was home sick, dying, not able to breathe.
I had to get the IV.
You found some perfect music for.
For when you not able to breathe. Yeah had to get the IV. You found some perfect music for when you're not able to breathe.
Yeah.
What do you know?
Nothing took your breath.
Don't worry.
Don't worry, Mel.
Mel Forbes.
I'm going to Kevin Ross.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, you love him.
Yeah, that's his man.
He plays him all the time.
This song is called Show and Preach.
You can't Kevin Ross your way out of that one.
I want to see what he do. Let's see, that one That's big fight back ish that's big
Yeah, say don't want some knees but even sex in me I don't pay that no money
But you know talk to Baby, I stay on key, I don't need no rehearsing
Body look good on camera, I wanna see that in person, yeah
T-shirt, hair tight, tight night, uh-huh
Don't you, we'll skip to nothing
You ain't gonna speak, I'm laying on my feet
I'll be patient, babe, believe, cause I promise I can show you
Better than I can tell you what's next up is you
I can follow through, it's a real connection Ain't no questions, and there's ain't no question Send that signal through
So never mind the promises they told you I can show and prove, show and prove
Miss me with fantasies, I hate imagining Rather it happening, all on top of me, yeah
You in that Georgia peach, drippin' with every squeeze
Make from the schedule meat, so when we link you know what I like
T-shirt, hair tie, tight night, uh-huh Don't trip, we'll skip to nothing
If you ain't up to speed, I got what you need Just be patient, babe
Believe it if I promise I can show you
Better than I can tell you what's next, I'll be sure
I can follow through
It's a real, it's real, it's real
Ain't got no question, baby.
That signal, girl.
So never mind the promises
they told you.
I can show
and prove.
That is Show and Prove
by Kevin Ross off
Midnight Microdose, which is a dangerous time
to microdose.
Tripping all night for no reason Kevin Ross off the break to don't do that I'm so shocked he was
able to hear great music like that while you was home unable to breathe can't
move urgent care emergency room I actually had been
holding on to that
for a couple weeks
been at it
been at it
that's old
fuck out of here
oh man
where am I at
where am I at
in the broadcast
nigga told Mel
let me come take care of you
and took care of you
with that plan
god I wish
you ain't got a lot of us, man.
We your brothers.
I know.
I wish.
Can I get to the game?
Sweet games.
I'm going to play the other one, but I don't do that to Masego.
I don't do that to Masego.
Sometimes it happens, though.
I ain't doing that to Masego.
Sometimes it happens.
This shit is still hard.
Don't do that.
This is on the album.
Musicality.
This is on the album.
Huh?
This is on the album.
On what album?
On the Fetty album.
The Fetty shit.
I'm telling you, I'm a Masego.
We forgot about that one.
I ain't trying to be broke for the rest of my life.
You trying to do that shit. You trying to get me. I'm not trying to. Then when I come for you, you going to get a little attitude with me. You trying to do that shit?
You trying to get me?
I'm not trying to.
Then when I come for you, you're going to get a little attitude with me.
You trying to get me?
You trying to get me?
I'm not trying to get you.
I'm just telling you, you know, sometimes that happens.
Damn.
Sorry.
You're a fucking giraffe.
What the fuck was that? Alright, Fanny.
Let me take you to some of my good games.
Uncle Charlie gonna bust this down for you.
Alright.
Can I get to the games?
Sweet games.
Show me the way.
Cause I got business to play.
Can I get to of your yams?
Sweet yams
Don't do this, this the remix.
I know.
I can play Fetty by himself.
Go ahead.
It's my man style.
Go ahead.
Can I get some of your yams?
I'm trying to end the part.
Bam, it's okay.
It happens sometimes.
Nah, you making me mad.
A yam off? It happens sometimes. Nah, you making me mad. A yam off?
It happens sometimes.
Fresh off of Thanksgiving.
I barely had yams.
I barely had yams, bro.
I just smashed them.
I ain't really fucked with no yams.
Oh, you brought the Thanksgiving leftovers to work?
Yeah.
I was greedy.
I thought about it.
It's better when I get home.
Oh, no, I got some there, too.
You that nigga?
I'm the favorite, remember?
Oh no, I got some there too. You that nigga?
I'm the favorite, remember?
Can I get some of that?
Man, this shit sound good, too.
I can try it, too.
I can't have it.
Just a bomb.
This shit sound good, man.
Yeah, man.
Shouts to Fetty, man.
The niggas in jail can make slaps, man.
Yeah.
I don't know when it's time for me to get to the gas.
Oh my god.
Yeah, that's not fair.
That's not fair.
Let's go.
Is that Charlie Wilson?
Yes.
Yes.
You did all that neck breaking and didn't even...
I didn't see his name on the credit.
I really wish you would go home.
Home?
You come right in with that.
Is that who I think it is?
When it's time for me to get your hands
Here we go, Mel.
Sweet hands
Look, right there.
Show me the way
And run away
I'm going to eat today
With Devin Morrison.
Huh?
The one with Devin and the other dude.
Keep us in your prayers.
Don't.
Thoughts.
Keep her in your fucking prayers.
Keep her in your...
Wax on, wax off, wax on, wax off.
What is your problem?
She got the new boots.
Flip ain't letting go of them boots now.
Them shit's some fuck me boots.
Let me see.
Oh, wait.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, she's calling out.
It's a cat call boots, nigga.
These are not fuck me boots.
Mel.
Who must be fucked in these boots?
Those are not fuck me boots.
I will kick your fucking back in boots.
Here y'all old dumb niggas go again.
You just horny.
No, I'm not.
You horny and lusty.
Those are not fuck me boots.
It's three old niggas. The young bitches. You are aged. No, I'm not. You horny and lusty. Those are not fuck me boots. It's three old niggas.
The young bitches.
You are age.
No, I'm not.
You said that on my shit, too.
I'm not your age.
You are age.
No, I'm not.
Nigga, I'm 36.
You're just shorter and rounder.
And I'm about to get my hair lined back.
And you just found your barber.
Look.
And you just found your barber.
Check it.
Fuck me boots are typically knee high.
No, Joe.
You know what I'm talking about.
Oh, Joe. You know what I'm saying.
They fuck me boots because Mel don't normally wear stylish shit on her feet.
Come on, Joe.
You know what I'm saying, my nigga.
You one of them, nigga.
Come on, stop.
I'm saying what I'm saying.
Mel could be.
What's that shit you normally wear?
Would you shut the fuck up?
She come in with some chicken clocks.
She didn't come in here with wallabies.
I wore wallabies
and they are fashionable.
She had the color
that nobody wear.
Yo, keep mailing your prayers
and her footwear
and us.
I like your shit, Mel.
Thank you.
Salute.
Shout out to everybody
who had a good time
with their family, man.
Shout out to my entire family.
I love y'all.
Good seeing and hanging
with y'all.
Shout out to Ish
buying niggas TVs as a gift. Shout out to everybody entire family. I love y'all. Good seeing and hanging with y'all. Shout out to Ish buying niggas TVs
as a gift.
Shout out to everybody
shopping for Black Friday.
I got to call my man
and get this mattress.
I keep saying that.
I got to get this mattress.
That's the only thing I need.
What?
Yeah, I got to get this mattress.
You've been saying that shit
for six, seven months.
Yeah, I be bullshitting around.
Because them niggas took it.
Huh?
They took the mattresses, right?
No, that nigga got a mattress
that's 40 grand if you want it.
Who?
My man.
Oh, you're going to give it to Corey or can I have it?
I think you want like 24.
So the one that was affordable for me, you gave to Corey.
And now there's one that's for 40 grand that I got.
No, he got.
Ish.
And you're not slick neither.
If I buy that mattress from you.
You're not buying nothing from me.
I ain't touching no money.
Nothing.
He ain't getting me.
All right, I can't afford it.
I don't have it. Oh, yeah. Ain't tricking me, buddy. You're not tricking me. I ain't touching no money. Nothing. He ain't getting me. All right, I can't afford it. I don't have it.
Oh, yeah.
He tricking me, buddy.
Oh, he trying to say that.
Oh, I see what he trying to say.
He got to get him over here, brother.
He trying to say that.
That was a slick little move, buddy.
I don't understand.
It ain't like that nigga
I thought you were talking about the old school
It's just smart
I can't
I can't
I can't be dumb for long around him
That was smooth
I don't even understand
Don't do that again nigga
I don't have it
I don't have it
I don't have it
You don't have what?
Nothing
For that mattress
You really don't get it
Oh he said I'm pocket watching? No He said you pocketing I don't have what? Nothing for that mattress. You really don't get it? Oh, he saying I'm pocket watching?
No.
No?
He said you pocketing.
I don't have it.
He said it.
I forward the emails directly from him to Corey.
I ain't put a dime on it.
Oh, that'll do it.
That's why I wasn't coordinating nothing.
Corey like, yo, can the nigga meet me over here?
Write to the email and say you need it.
No.
Nigga, I got nothing to do it.
Yeah.
Yeah, word.
What the nigga do?
Yo, I got the emails on everything.
Bro, I don't do none of that, bro.
I'm not that guy.
Can I test sleep it?
Like a chest drive?
Well, that is stupid.
How big is it?
He got all types of shit.
No, the $40,000 one.
It's a king or a California king or something.
If I get that, cheating.
But I hit him the other day because I'm about to buy a mattress.
I hit him the other day. And he said, buy a mattress. I hit him the other day,
and he said...
I'm trying to make jokes.
What happened?
I know.
Huh?
You got the Drake shit.
No, Drake shit was like 300.
No, Drake shit is like 400.
Yeah, 400.
And they got pheasant fur.
Stingray.
Shit.
Man, I don't want that fucking mattress.
That nigga wake up in a pissy attitude.
He don't wake up happy.
Fuck him.
I'm sick of these niggas. I ain't gonna lie. You're a dummy. I'm sick. We gonna mind the paywall. I'm sick of these niggas.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm sick.
We gonna mind the paywall
so I can really tell these niggas
how I feel about all these niggas.
Fuck that mattress.
Yeah, that a mattress.
Goddamn.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time,
I bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios. Arrivederci. Hasta la vista time, I bid you adieu. Farewell. Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
And lastly, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab a Tylenol.
You might need it.
And whoever fucked up the food at Thanksgiving, you're on time out for the Christmas dinner.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
Yeah, sad talking about, nah, I'm going to clean the deviled eggs up for Christmas.
No, you're not, nigga.
Or maybe you will, but I won't be here.
Yeah, I won't taste it.
I seen what you did to that first devil day.
Christmas dinner be good, son.
Huh?
Christmas dinner be fire.
What's your favorite?
Christmas or Thanksgiving dinner?
Christmas.
Thanksgiving over here.
He don't eat shit.
I'm not trying to be funny.
He don't eat a lot of stuff.
So you know what I mean?
Thanksgiving be having mad shit.
He don't eat much. Christmas is straight to the point.
Thanksgiving for sure. Christmas dinner be fine though
Depending on where you going
Caribbean Christmas dinner
Shit lit nigga
Same dumb ass rice
What?
That black rice with the bacon in it
Dog I told you my ex
The rice with the bacon with it
That's what I'm saying
See the Haitians gonna get mad at you
Stop
Dog my ex was Haitian
They had the black rice Pour the bacon Your ex was Haitian. They had the black rice,
poured the bacon grease.
Your ex was Haitian?
Tell the audience.
Hello.
Maddie, it's Joe Budden.
I'm live on air.
I didn't hear from you
since last time I heard
from you about that plate.
I'm about to get off work.
You know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I know how I go.
Don't try to eat my shit.
Don't try to eat my shit
the next day.
You got my shit?
I do.
It's wrapped up
in the fridge, actually.
I'm hoping when I go downstairs, it's in the same spot that I left it.
Wait.
Hoping?
Hoping.
What do you mean, hoping?
Why would it be there?
Yeah, give me my shit.
Yeah, nah, give me my...
All right, don't worry.
I'm in you soon.
Check it out, boy.
Uber my shit.
I got you right now.
Love you.
Love you, too, JoJo. Bye.
Bye.
Maddie got a nice little voice.
I'm not saying
I'm just saying she got a nice voice.
I wonder if it's the same Maddie. Maddie does sound good.
I should invite Maddie to our pause given.
Yeah, I'll tell her.
Alright, man. Y'all hold it down
out there. Hopefully everybody enjoys
their weekend.
Clean up the streets.
Get these offenders out of here.
Early in the morning, right when I wake up.
I see a lot of women podcasters talking about this shit.
I know some of y'all to be abusers, too.
Y'all trying to hide.
Y'all trying to hide.
The girl abusers too. Y'all trying to hide. Oh shit. Y'all trying to hide. The girl abusers
just be like, ah, these men
kick punch
a nigga, spit on him through a dish.
An apple. This applies
to you too. What the fuck?
Oh man. Alright, let me shut up. I'll get in trouble. Pre-eat that oven, ain't you hot up in this kitchen At the midnight, you're the perfect snack, baby
Can I get some of that?
That was wild.
That was old horn, yeah.
Hey Mel, that was Ronald Roxy.
Yeah.
I saw his name in the credits.
Your vision getting blurry, huh?
I can't lie, it is.
Y'all hold it down, man. We love y'all.
We'll be back same time, same place.
Next week.
They printed what? 5,000 copies of your book.
And you sold, I don't know, 2,000?
Yeah.
Impact isn't just about having something to say.
It's about having the power to be listened to.
Like...
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