The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 680 | "Malcolm on Ice"
Episode Date: December 2, 2023In the latest episode, the JBP begins by recapping their recent Podsgiving (14:48) and why Ish was a no-show (18:30) before turning to the latest news on Tsu Surf’s case (38:57). In new music, Ice s...hares his thoughts on the Sexyy Red deluxe album and the Busta Rhymes album that dropped last week (44:14), Joe issues an apology to Lupe Fiasco (51:42), and T.I. confronts an Atlanta club over the use of him and his son on promotion flyers (55:36). Also, Joe has a parenting question for the girl dad’s (1:02:56), Melyssa shares her thoughts on a recent Cam’ron and Mase clip that is circulating the internet (1:23:52), Former Pittsburgh Steeler Ryan Shazier exposed by his wife (2:01:16), Ice has a mini docket (2:41:18), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Chris Brown & Keri Hilson - “Superhuman” Ice | Dame D.O.L.L.A. (feat. Mozzy) - “Long Live Free” Parks | Smoke DZA & Flying Lotus (feat. Black Thought & Benny the Butcher) - “Drug Trade, Pt. 2” Ish | Tyla - “On & On” Melyssa | Teddy Swims - “Lose Control”
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Nah, I know.
No, we got a good part today.
Nah, I know.
It's a good part.
I know.
It's peaceful in here.
It is.
I mean,
back to our
regularly scheduled program.
Yeah.
It was a little loud
here the other night.
Oh, my Lord.
Any complaints
from the neighbors?
No.
Nice.
No, not a one.
I was going to say,
did you tell them about that ahead of time?
No.
Not a one.
You got to learn procedure, man.
I got to learn shit.
What the fuck they going to do?
They'll learn you.
What the fuck they going to do with me?
Got money, got broads, got a crew with me.
Real as banana clips.
Jazzy Jeff, you're a nigga ass.
We're going to show you how things work around here.
We don't care about none of that.
Come in here, your man got some steps in here, like you said.
That was a lot of fun the other night, but we'll talk about it.
We will.
You sick?
You got the sniffles?
No, it's allergies.
Allergies, that old excuse.
What the fuck was that?
Don't do your goofy shit today, man.
I'm not playing with you.
We're not playing with you today.
How's everybody doing, man?
Feeling great, man.
Good, sir.
Just let me hurt.
Look at you matching your coffee cup, nigga.
And the socks make the big.
Lord, the socks.
Oh, shit.
Crazy, yo.
Oh, my God.
That boy fresh, man.
That boy fresh.
Oh, man, it's good to see y'all.
Good to see y'all.
Glad to be back, man.
Flip is now...
What the fuck is going on?
Oh, my bad.
Flip is not with us today,
but he is here in spirit.
He getting his hair put on, right?
I don't think so.
He's going to have a tough time
when he get to that consultation.
I let him cook last part, but you know I have
nothing up there to pull from nowhere to do nothing.
Parks told him where they're going to get the rest of it from.
He didn't want to hear it. He told
him straight up, yo fam, they're going to go get it from
somewhere else. No, they're not. I got it right here.
He kept pulling this one little spot in the back of his head.
That nigga just wasting his time. They can take it from your beard.
Top of that nigga hair is
his head.
Oh, my God.
I see why he want to fix it, though.
That nigga.
You got to be a slave to your hat when it's like that.
You can see no hats in the club and start sweating.
Oh, shit.
You can't even go take a piss without a hat on.
There's too many mirrors.
Sleep with a hat on.
Yeah.
Taking a shower like.
That's nuts. Put Sleeping hat on. Yeah. Taking a shower like. That's nuts.
Put it back on real quick.
I wouldn't go to a pool.
I wouldn't do shit.
Actually, I would look at you.
Now I see why he don't come out.
Now I see why he do skits.
Why?
That's just like a skit.
Oh, man.
Nah, we not kicking his back in.
Why not?
When niggas call out, that's when you kick their backhand.
The fuck?
Shout out to our good brother, Flip.
Shout out to Flip.
Shout out to Flip.
Here with us in spirit.
For sure.
I'm going to start with a clip that
hits near and dear to my soul.
OK.
Let's see here.
There was something like that for me and my wife texting.
So I would get her text in the language that I like
and then she gets the text in the language that she likes.
For example, she went to get tea yesterday.
So she was like, hey, I know I said I'm going to be 20 minutes,
but I'm going to be like an hour because here's what happened.
I went to Trader Joe's and I wanted to get hibiscus tea,
but the hibiscus that they have over there is mixed with turmeric,
and I'm allergic to turmeric.
So I was like, oh, my God, it It's so humid and I have to walk to Whole Foods
So I went to Whole Foods and I finally found it. It was all the way in the top shelf
But there was a really kind guy who helped me and then I was in line, long line
But anyway, there was an old lady and she loved my skirt and I was like, do you also do yoga?
And then we talked about yoga for like two seconds
And I feel like I have a new friend and like I'm so happy because this is the perfect day to make a new friend and drink some tea
And I wish that she could send that text and then the app would just go beep beep beep and then it would get to me be like I bought tea
we all share the same struggles and then it would reply cool and then it would go on the app
beep beep beep and then we get to her and be like,
hibiscus, a flower.
It makes me think that you and I should go to a flower festival.
So we could walk today, all day, together,
and be happy and talk about how much we love each other
and how much we miss each other.
And I would love to keep texting.
However, my battery and my phone
It's as empty as my heart when I'm not with you Hey yeah, your answer is in the water
Girl, I want you to stay
So you know that you'll be great
So hide and I will see
Let me go right now
Baby, you wanna stay Ladies and all the real niggas listening Shout out to the children listening Senior citizens, ride a demo, ride a demo
Shout out to the haters, we couldn't do any of this without y'all
And let me see
Let me be the one to make you feel
Oh, yeah
I'm thinking about you
Every day
Got me feeling kind of freaky
Girl, why you
Shout out to the first and last time listeners
Wherever you might be listening from
Boy, I don't wanna leave you
Shout out to the other podcasters out there
I guess
I guess.
I guess.
Elliot, I'm getting to you too, nigga.
We're getting to you.
Hey, why we ain't write Elliot on the board, man?
These niggas with their compliment disses.
Their little sneak attack. This is And let me see, let me be the one to make you feel
Boy, you'll never find another love as good as this Yes, sir!
Mel, you never fucked in none of these songs, huh?
I'm asking.
I'm not assuming.
Sure did.
I'm not assuming.
Sure did.
Man, I must have been listening to a whole lot of rap lately.
My girl last night talking about something.
We were going in the house.
She talking about, ooh, when we get in the bed, can you put on that Joseph Station?
I put that shit on.
Mad Jeezy came on.
Mad rap music came on.
Oh, OutKast.
It's like, oh, God.
Did y'all get your Atlanta pass back?
I didn't know I lost my Atlanta pass.
Oh.
You might have lost your Atlanta pass.
How?
You might have lost it.
You got to tell me how.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
You might be running all this Atlanta music trying to get it back.
Shut up.
See you later.
See you later.
Rest in peace, Malcolm X.
I need somebody
When you hear me talking down
When you hear me talking down
I need you, you, you
Someone who you want me to be
Y'all know who we starting with?
Be satisfied
And I got one thing in mind
Melissa gonna find some abuse topics to write up here
I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
I don't wanna be in love
of my life
but you hurt
my heart twice
now I'm drunker than a motherfucker
Tryna find my way back to your heart, you motherfucker
So I know
That's where Rakon gon' lose when it's time to get sexy
When it's time to get sexy, Rakon loses
I might see you tonight, nigga, watch it, watch yourself
Watch yourself, nigga
Tryna find my way back to your heart, you motherfucker But you hurt me, my heart twice see you tonight
All right, I'm having too much fun.
I'm having too much fun.
We got to work on your nod.
Leave me alone. Your nod is, man, stiff.
Why you look like a fucking pelican?
Nigga, bop smooth.
What the fuck is going on in here, man?
That's going to read so crazy in the suit., that's gonna read so crazy in a suit.
That's gonna read so crazy in a suit.
And then he complained about how I nodded my head and told me to bob better.
Girls had to pull some hair out.
Girls head nodding is a weird thing.
He said a pelican.
That was funny. Fuck.
Why girls don't know how to head nod?
It's weird.
Girls aren't supposed to head nod.
They're the ones that's supposed to head nod.
No, it's you guys. It's supposed to be a little more shoulder and body.
Dudes head nod.
Yeah, we're more like couch dancing.
It's a dude thing to head nod.
Very much so. All right. dude thing to head nod. Very much so.
Alright.
They head nod pretty well.
Okay.
If you can suck a dick, you can nod a head.
Hold on a second.
That is a totally different
motherfucking action, okay?
If you were just like head bobbing, then you ain't doing it right.
I'm taking your word.
Yes, you should. You should. Just take me at my word. you ain't doing it right. I'm taking your word. I don't know. Yes, you should. You should.
Just take me at my word.
All right.
But it ain't the same mechanic.
Huh?
Why he couldn't take my word?
Man, I don't want to hear
the word mechanics
in the head talk.
You want to hear enthusiasm,
not mechanics.
Oh, man.
No, I've been giving her
a yup review on it.
She had good mechanics,
good form.
Oh, my God, yup review. Hmm? Yeah. Salt, man. I've been giving her a Yelp review on it. She had good mechanics, good form. Oh, my God, Yelp review.
Hmm? Yeah.
Salt? No.
Look at you, ready to unleash it. I don't want no salt.
Ready to unleash it already. Go ahead.
He's got mad Yelp reviews.
I'm good, brother.
What episode is this? 680? 680.
Welcome to episode 680
of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored, happy to be here, host Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favored happy
to be here host Joe Budden here with a few really amazing people beside me the amazing
the beautiful they liked you at pause given no they did they like tipsy mail yeah tipsy mail's
fun yeah they like tipsy mail I saw Merlot Melly on the screen a couple of times. I was like, kind of like that nickname.
I think it was Moet Melly, though.
Moet Melly.
Moet Melly.
But I saw a few Merlot Mellys.
Moet Melly.
Melly.
That shit was fun.
That was a good time, too.
Good times.
I like that.
The beautiful Melissa Fortis here.
How you feeling?
Thank you.
I'm feeling great.
Happy to be here.
Good.
I'm happy that you're here.
Yeah, thank you.
Ish, what's up?
Chilling.
All right.
Big Ice.
Big Ice is in the building. I ain't let him play with me. How you doing, Ice? I'm great, man. I'm Chilling. All right. Big Ice. Big Ice is in the building.
I ain't let him play with me.
How you doing, Ice?
I'm great, man.
I'm great.
I'm great.
Stomach a little sore.
I did two crunches.
Two?
All right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Two, two minutes.
One, two?
Not two sets.
Like two?
Yeah, like two.
Ah.
So you just, that sounds like getting up to get the remote.
I was like, let me see how many I got.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
So you got like a tummy ache or something?
Nah, just muscles is tight, man.
You trying to get some abs?
Yeah.
Summer bodies are made in the winter.
You got the new eyes, the new teeth.
Summer bodies are made in winter.
Flip inspired me, man.
When he said he was going to get his hair, I said, all right, now I got to really work
on my shit and get anything done.
There might be a baddie.
The little pull-up challenge.
That's what it was.
Corby going to say, yo, how many I should have today?
Ten.
Throughout the course of the day. Throughout the course of the day.
I got ten today.
Got you.
Not wide though, pause.
That shit is some bullshit, I'm doing regular.
I got ten.
Huh?
Missing puzzle piece getting you right, I like that.
I like that.
Shout out to my missing puzzle piece.
That's right, and mine.
Yeah, I'm jacking that.
Jacking that whole ice wave.
It was nice having the wives giving. It was dope. It was really And mine. Yeah, I'm jacking that. Jacking that whole ice wave. It was nice having the wives giving.
It was dope.
It was really wives giving.
Yeah.
That's what it was.
It was an expensive podcast for you.
It's kind of funny because they all invited themselves.
She put that pressure on you, boy.
She did.
Went right to the Rolex store.
She got him.
She got him.
She got him.
Oh, yeah.
He went too.
She did.
She went.
You ain't got a lot of us.
We a fam. We like to see it. She got him. Oh, yeah. He went, too. She did. She went. You ain't got a lot of us. We a fam.
Yeah.
We like to see it.
It was fake.
Now what?
Now what?
Swag.
Now what?
Was it one of the expensive fakes or, like, the Canal Street fakes?
No, it was a good fake.
It was a good fake.
There was a little bit of weight to it.
Paws gave him was fun.
Paws guy, I enjoyed.
He's asking about something now.
What?
Oh,
I don't know.
It's not on mine.
I'm going to get me a watch,
man.
I know that.
Another one?
Yeah.
It's Christmas.
What do you get this time?
Something that tells time.
Oh,
okay.
Sure.
Something that tells time.
Time X.
Apple Watch,
do that.
Okay,
Casio.
I hate all you Apple Watch.
You know how I feel
about Apple Watch,
gang.
You know you told me,
damn, this shit's so dope.
I might get me one of these shits.
Remember that, right?
That's true.
Oh, OK.
I could still think that and want to get one.
I could still think, oh, you niggas that ran out there and threw your rollie in the sky like a puff vid.
I could think that's whack and want one and be cooler.
OK. I could think that's whack and want one and be cooler. Okay.
Or I could just separate myself from you measly crumbs
and let y'all keep y'all Apple Watch.
Yeah, because I'm not going to get an Apple Watch.
To a real jeweler.
My mom tried it.
What do you want for Christmas, an Apple Watch?
Nah.
Not at all.
No, you're way off.
Way off base.
And still don't know what I want for Christmas.
The girlfriends
at Pops Given was my favorite part of Pops Given.
They're just funny.
Girlfriends are funny.
Girlfriends are funny, especially when they come outside.
And they get to all link up
and empower each other and shit.
Hell yeah.
Yeah, that shit was fun.
Yes, you missed the time, man.
You missed the time.
I guess.
No, you did, man.
Good food.
Why'd you have to miss us again?
Oh, yeah.
Food was great.
Food was amazing.
Food was great.
Oh, the entertainment.
Shout out to Ian.
Shout out to Ian.
Yeah.
Market Mondays.
Shout out to Mel. Shout out to Mel. You gotta shout out Mel. Merlo Mel. Shout out to Ian. Shout out to Ian. Yeah. Market Mondays. Shout out to Mel.
Shout out to Mel.
You gotta shout out Mel.
Merlo Mel.
Shout out to E.
E, Imani.
Conquering his fears.
Oh, my God.
Foot first.
E texted me the next morning and was like,
I ain't gonna hold you.
Feet not that bad.
Oh, shit.
Okay, E.
Let's get it.
Imani, who has a foot phobia,
allowed Melissa Ford to do some black box shit.
They said you like
Lady Eloise up there.
That was what I was going for.
I don't know what that means.
Me neither.
Y'all know Lady Eloise.
That was what I was going for.
That's all about Lady Eloise.
Marcus, darling.
That was exactly what I was going for.
Mission accomplished.
Imani and Flip left here with a bag.
I should have robbed them, nigga.
That's a fact.
They really did.
They had a good time.
That's funny.
Y'all, don't do that, man.
They ain't shit.
No, they didn't, man.
No, they didn't.
Then it's fun seeing people get drunk.
That's fun.
That's always fun.
Yeah.
People that can handle their liquor.
Yeah.
We didn't have any.
Because Ange's girl was drunk.
Yes.
That's a fact.
She was pouring them shots up, too.
She was batty, batty shot a clock.
I forgot that I kept doing all them tequila shots.
I don't really do that.
Drunk gay girls are the real.
We need a civil suit on them. Oh, shit. Drunk gay girls are the real, we need a civil suit on them.
Oh, shit.
Drunk gay girls.
Oh, forget it.
Forget it.
I'm going to wait for Flip to get here.
Get on out of there.
No, no, I'm coming back to it.
I'm just waiting for Flip.
I'm waiting for Flip.
Let him say it.
Drunk gay girls do shit.
Drunk gay guys can never do shit like that.
Drunk gay girls just run around groping people.
I think drunk gay guys do the same shit. Really? No, they don't. No, not like drunk gay girls just run around broken i think i think drunk gay guys do the same really no they don't no not like drunk gay girls no way they was i would have to
agree with that with you guys oh okay drunk gay girls act like they got to the strap just trapping
the whole way they do they stay ready and got to get ready you might but she's super cool man
everybody came was cool yeah everybody. Everybody came was cool.
I'm trying to see if I'm missing anything that was fun.
Oh, the Patreon live was fun.
That was fun for a second.
Or YouTube live, whatever we did.
Yeah, we did a bunch of different shit.
Didn't we do both?
We did both.
We did both.
Well, yeah, yeah.
We started on YouTube and then went to Patreon, but then the Patreon was public anyway, so.
Yeah, that shit went wild.
It is what it is.
Yeah, it was fun.
So everybody was there.
But the fans had a blast, too.
Shout out to everybody that enjoyed that. That was a lot of fun. A lot of people did miss you, though, ish it is. That's why everybody was there. But the fans had a blast, too. Shout out to everybody that enjoyed that.
That was a lot of fun.
A lot of people did miss you, though, Ish.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They were asking for you.
They were asking for you a lot in the comments.
A lot.
Where's Ish?
Where's Ish?
Where's Ish?
Where's Ish and his girl?
They talking, but you looking at me away.
And the extra entitled motherfuckers in there who was like, why Ish not deal with his girl?
Because he's not here.
And the issues.
I ain't watching this shit if he ain't here.
True.
Yeah.
The issues held you down, yo.
And we saw when you had to go.
We.
We saw when you dumped us.
Hello?
So you want to tell people?
Because they want to know why you couldn't be with us.
I want to know, too.
Me, too.
I know, but I want them to know.
There wasn't no pork here.
I could hear this a million times.
Yeah, yeah.
There was no oink.
I heard why you weren't here.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Don't save him.
He don't want to be saved.
I don't need saving.
So why couldn't you join us for Pazgiving?
I had a prior engagement.
Would you mind telling us what your prior engagement was?
Giving back to the youth. You had to work? I went a prior engagement. Would you mind telling us what your prior engagement was? Giving back to the youth?
You had to work?
I went to the opera.
Excuse me?
I went to the opera.
What was showing?
What opera was it?
What was showing?
How classy?
The Life of Malcolm X.
Okay.
What's showing at the Met?
How was it?
Because you know
I want to go to that, right?
Maybe I ain't cultured enough.
I'm not mad at the album.
Sure.
Not at all.
I'm not mad at Malcolm X. Sure at all I'm not mad at Malcolm X
sure
together
it seems
that sounds like hell
oh shit
that was cool
it was alright
I'm just saying
what it sounds like
that sounds like
literal hell
like oh shit
this is what I've ended up
I get it now
I'm stuck
if they had Jeezy in there
you would have been
absolutely
the trap opera
yeah
you would have been right in there
yeah I would have been there what trap opera yeah you would have been right in there yeah
i've been there what made you want to go see malcolm x the opera life story the nation um
actually my girl bought the tickets but it gets funnier Oh, shit.
This is great.
Ice.
This is my favorite
nigga
that's my nigga
look
he don't even know
look we just
he's just calling us
ignorant in his head
for sure
uncultured
uncultured
fucking ruffians
alright
Corey said don't do it
I'm gonna ask a different question
what happened
well then that's the question
you have to ask
no I'm not when ask a different question. What happened? Well, then that's the question you have to ask. No, I'm not.
When did she buy the tickets?
A couple weeks ago.
And then she actually had the tickets for Saturday.
She changed it?
Yeah, because I got an event tomorrow.
So I gave her the tickets for Tuesday.
She didn't change it because she knew Pies Giving was up.
It was like, oh, you think you're going to be there? No, we had the tickets for Saturday. Then the only other day that they had free was Tuesday. She didn't change it because she knew Popsgiving was up and was like, oh, you think you're going to be there?
No, we had the tickets
for Saturday.
Then the only other day
that they had free
was Tuesday.
All right.
I'm going to let you live.
But did she know
that that was something
that you wanted to go see?
Is that why she bought them?
No, she bought them.
Like she surprised you
with this?
Yeah, I ain't know
nothing about it.
How did you feel?
About what?
I don't book shit.
My girl, for the most part,
most of the stuff that I do,
trips or whatever,
my girl books that shit.
Ish, all right.
You asking me a question,
I'm answering your question.
Let me help you.
Only Mel cares about
the seriousness of what you're saying.
You asking me how did I care?
You trying to do that
educated brother shit.
Me, Ice, and Parks are here
to crack on this.
To crack.
This is hilarious.
But don't try to slow walk the dog with this serious bullshit.
You asking me a question.
I'm asking, how did you feel when your girl surprised you with Malcolm X opera tickets?
I wanted to go.
It was something different.
I like that shit.
All right.
How many?
What was the best song?
How many of us were there?
Us as in black people?
Yes.
Yeah.
It probably was like 50-50.
It was probably 50-50.
Mm-hmm.
Did you get dressed up?
I did.
Again, I left the pod.
So I changed clothes a little bit, but not as fresh as I wanted to be.
How would you normally go to the opera?
Tux.
I wouldn't have had a tux on, but I would have been suited.
How did the white people react at,
Get your hand out of my pocket!
How did the white people like that opera, the opera version of that?
This sounds like a crock of bullshit
that only you and only y'all fake cultured people
would show up to Lincoln Center
trying to see the opera version of Malcolm X's life.
How did they respond to that?
That's fake culture?
Hell yeah.
That's a crock of shit.
As opposed to?
As opposed to the movie Malcolm X
or anything Malcolm X.
Or just even a Malcolm X stage Malcolm X a Malcolm X figurine
action figures
Malcolm X on Tubi
Malcolm X on ice
anything
Malcolm X on ice
one of these days
holy shit everything sounds better than Malcolm X Malcolm X on a Wheaties box One of these days. Holy shit.
Everything sounds better than Malcolm X.
Malcolm X on a Wheaties box.
Malcolm X Boulevard.
Just go walk.
The animated series.
Anything sounds better than this crock of shit that you want to come make sound like a romantic evening.
Fuck that.
It was all opera singing?
The whole shit?
Not all of it.
Probably 80%.
What was the best song?
Was they serving alcohol?
Yeah, they had liquor there.
You can't really bring
liquor in the Met,
but they got liquor
on the side.
I'd have been.
Yeah, you could
drink outside.
Oh, shit.
I kind of want to go.
Okay, were people sad at the exit?
I'll go with you, bro.
I want to go.
I really actually wanted to make it a group trip.
Look at this.
No, no.
We're the doofs.
Yes.
Yes.
In case you're not clear, 100% yes is the answer to that.
Got you.
You normally cooler.
Anytime Mel is like, oh, I want it, then you should be like, no. Her eyes ain't Got you. You normally cooler. Anytime Mel is like,
oh, I want it,
then you should be like,
no, her eyes ain't closed yet.
She's excited.
But we tore her up already
at Paws Given.
Mel likes...
Mel likes...
Cultural shit.
Malcolm X opera is not...
What is cultural about that?
It's the opposite of culture.
What is cultural about that?
Explain it to me.
Can I...
It's a different interpretation.
I can answer you
a few ways
but you say you don't
want serious
I also keep it moving
now I want to hear you
try explain it to me
my nigga
first of all
it's Malcolm X
oh god
in black culture
he's a fucking
icon in black culture
sure
you gonna disagree with me
and white culture
in black culture
primarily
but white culture too
no
they don't give a fuck about Malcolm X.
No, we fuck with Malcolm X.
You just said it was 50-50.
I know.
It'd be 50-50 at hip hop shows.
It'd be 50-50 at a fucking Black Panther rally.
It'd be 50-50.
And they fuck with Black Panther.
So go ahead, it's Malcolm X.
And then the opera put a different spin
on a regular story that we all know about Malcolm X.
Because they sang it.
It really followed the same
lines as the movie. Did Jasmine Sullivan come out?
No, nigga.
Eric Benet, let me figure out
who needed to come out
to get me to come to.
Did you have the glasses, the little binoculars?
3D glasses.
Oh, shit.
The little shit.
Yeah, what a fucking...
I'm 47.
I'm not 77, you ass.
Huh?
Was it an all-black guy?
Yeah.
No, uh-uh.
Most of it.
80...
Because you know some...
White people in the story.
The white ladies that he was fucking with back in...
You know what I mean?
When he got locked up.
All of that stuff.
It wasn't all black.
Prison guards.
Yeah, for the prison guards.
No, you wasn't there, ma.
You really putting your feet
in niggas' faces.
Don't try to jump
on his cultural wave.
You right, you right,
You can finish a sentence
without,
he went with his girl.
You right.
Okay, I'm gonna mute up.
I still wanna know the songs.
Sorry, I'm really excited.
It was the,
the dialogue is in opera.
Oh, so it was a play.
Yeah.
Any opera that you go to, they sing the...
Give us a little dose of what it was like.
Fuck out my face.
Fuck out my face.
No, dog.
Bites.
Damn, man.
But not by any means necessary.
That was cool.
That was dope.
Did they do the Plymouth Rock line, though?
Please say they did. Oh, line though? Please say they did.
Oh my God.
You know they had to.
Leave me alone.
They did it?
They did it?
Yeah.
They did it.
Come on, please.
Hey, yo, dawg.
I'm not your fucking muse anyway, yo.
You missed Paz Givens.
I know.
And we wasn't there.
I'm good.
Go see it.
Take your girl.
Nigga.
Our girls are.
Our girls are.
Our girls are uncultured I wish my girl would surprise me
I would surprise her
The way I throw them shits
Yeah I'll meet you there
Oh my god
Yeah let's take two different cars
Oh shit we got a pod that day It's crazy Overtime pod yeah I'll meet you there oh my god yeah let's take two different cars oh shit
we got a pod that day
it's crazy
that night
overtime pod
yeah
I would've got out of that
in a heartbeat
only Itch was excited
about that shit
that's why Itch is Itch though
I know
that's why you my man
oh man
holy shit
alright
oh shit
how do you feel about
before we leave Malcolm X how do you feel about
the role at Newark played hey yo dog what's wrong with you today you alright
all right I don't know if that's true well you in Newark you can find out
right no no you can't that's. A lot of people alleged it.
Don't mean nothing.
All right.
A lot of people said it, though.
Okay.
Fuck out. Listen, wherever y'all want to go.
Yeah, there you go.
That was a gripping review.
Yeah, them Newark niggas wasn't doing no opera.
Yeah, they was.
They was singing them things.
Yo, anyway, stop, bro.
Let's keep it moving.
That's how you're going to two days remove some of the things?
That's how you're going to talk?
No, that's shit nonsense.
Did you and your girl pray while y'all was there for Malcolm?
No.
Please.
Did your girl express remorse?
She said, my bad.
All right, all right.
For what?
OK.
Order in the pot.
Order in this pot. Order in this pot.
Holy shit.
I hate that it don't ever laugh with us.
You know some of this shit be funny.
No, if it's funny, I laugh.
Nigga, this is funny.
This is funny.
This is very funny.
No, this is funny.
It's like some unwritten shit in here that's funny.
And in my story, she's over more.
Did they dance?
She was sad.
Yeah, they had like a ballet piece.
Okay.
It was artistic, so it was like an underlying...
Something, right?
Yeah.
All right, come on.
Come on, where y'all want to go?
Come on, man, who got abused?
Oh, shit.
Come on, what happened?
I didn't write it on the board.
Fuck that.
We're not starting with abuse.
No, we're not starting with abuse.
Wherever y'all want to start, I'm fine.
Holy shit.
I'm going to wind in this bar.
You, I'm going to listen to this.
I'm going to see that shit.
I promise I'm going to go see it.
Go ahead.
You might like it.
Then you'll come in and say what?
I'm not going to like it.
I'm going to say I'm going to a comedy show. We going to joke. what I'm not going to like it I'm going in
it's a comedy show
we going for jokes
yeah this is going to be
a comedy show
you going
because it's cultural
Adam be drunk
fucking opera
dog
you got too much money
to be this
bro
it's cultured
and then there's
like
it's nothing wrong
with going to the opera
how you know
I'm saying like
I would go to the opera
I know I'm not opposed to that
keep going now i'm not going to see malcolm x at the opera malcolm x shouldn't be at the opera yeah
that's like who said me me who the fuck is you nigga that's not going to so so they could they
could put their white greats on the screen we can't put our black greats on the screen
the screen well the stage on the stage rather yes the stage, rather. Yes. What way great?
Most operas be like Italian-based,
German-based shit like that.
So why the fuck can't we have
our representations at the opera?
We can have them on the stage.
I don't want to go see a Malcolm X opera.
That's just it.
I just don't.
You don't know what you want
until you potentially see it.
It's food that you might not think you like
until you tried it.
Don't diss us again from Malcolm X about it.
Give a fuck about the shit he talking about.
I'm going to sit here with the hooligans.
I'm going to go get some culture.
I'm going to get some other culture. The fact that he keep calling
the culture. We're going to talk about it later.
Come on. What else we got?
We're going to talk about it later. Because he
pissed me off with that. That culture shit.
I'll just be uncultured. That's fine.
Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that.
Malcolm X at the opera is still hilarious. Like I said, it sounds just be uncultured. That's fine. Yeah. There's nothing wrong with that. Malcolm X at the opera
is still hilarious.
Like I said,
it sounds...
He uncultured.
They ain't in there
telling the truth.
How you know?
They ain't there
singing some bullshit.
How you know?
Because the truth is suppressed.
What happened to Newark?
Yo, allegedly.
Allegedly.
What happened?
Come on, come on.
What we got?
What we got?
What we got?
Give it to me.
Give it to me. Give it to me.
Somebody back in there?
Yeah.
The leaf blower dude, right?
He doing that shit on purpose. He know when we record now.
Facts.
I went out there. He was walking back and forth.
I said, all right, man.
Tightening right on up.
The metal BB.
Them lawn leaf blower niggas be making my ring camera go crazy when I'm not expecting nobody.
I be ready to kill somebody.
I click on a thing, he go.
Oh, I pulled a steak out the other day.
Oh.
Why?
Because my packages got stolen.
I was home this time.
And you want to laugh at Malcolm X?
You want to laugh at Malcolm X? You want to laugh at Malcolm X?
I was kind of posted up like Malcolm in the window.
By all means necessary.
I caught this bitch.
I caught her right here.
For real?
You caught her?
You caught her?
Caught her.
Stealing?
Her.
Her.
Fucking women.
Wow.
Bitches.
Yeah, man.
She pull up on the bike.
She had the leopard skin backpack.
Oh, my God.
Like the girl from Power Season 1 with the sneakers.
Yeah.
Yo, you really caught the girl stealing your shit?
Yeah.
What'd you say?
Give me my shit.
It's my shit.
Get your raggedy ass off my porch.
You lying.
I swear to God.
You ain't go out filming it and shit?
I didn't think to film it.
I didn't think to film it.
Yo, dog, you came out there with your boxers on?
Nah, I had my shit on.
I had my jacket on.
He was ready to go.
Jesse Casey was a dude.
Yeah.
Yo, that is so bold to just keep returning to the scene of the crime to steal more.
You're getting away with it.
That's what niggas do.
You're supposed to hit a different building.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
This is sweet.
These niggas got good gifts over here.
And I keep getting away with it.
These niggas right here at 268,
yeah, they get that good shit.
Speaking of scams, real quick,
because I was a little blown away by this one.
Word is that restaurants...
I saw this.
You would.
You would.
Restaurants are on
the dating apps,
right,
as people
planning dates
and making matches
with people
and setting up a date
and then standing them up
because nine times
out of ten,
the lady is going
to stay there and get some food.
Oh, shit. I ain't mad at it.
This is crazy. That's kind of smart.
It's getting deep. That's sick.
You say what you want.
This is business.
Hopefully they bring both boys and girls
so at least there's a...
Make it a mixer.
That's crazy,
but that is a lot of work.
No, it ain't.
No, it ain't.
You just sit there and swipe.
I don't focus on that.
That's where the text go.
They linking today and linking tonight.
They just sit there and swipe, swipe, swipe.
That's it.
Yo, I'm going to be at such and such tonight at 8 o'clock.
Pull up.
All right.
But no, you got to kind of cultivate the relationship.
I mean, but if you ain't home doing nothing, it depends on how fine you are.
Apparently, there's like bot agencies
and shit like that.
So you're communicating with a bot.
Chat GPT.
Yeah.
So the bot got a sense of humor
that when I tell you this joke,
you're going to get it?
Yes.
All that shit.
Wow.
That's scary.
That's swaggy.
That's scary.
Hey, motherfuckers is lonely out here.
They're trying to find it.
The thought is genius, to be honest.
The thought is genius.
You bringing revenue to your business?
You got to drive the revenue some way.
Yeah.
I ain't mad at that.
Man, look, I have a whole bunch of single dudes in here,
a whole bunch of single chicks over here.
Exactly.
It might work out.
Word.
This is our first dating spot.
Remember when we was at the...
These motherfuckers on these dating apps
talking to bots like a dude.
That's crazy, son.
Y'all so juicy on these date naps.
I'm so glad I never signed up for some of this stuff.
I know.
There used to be a time on there
back in the wild west.
On the date naps?
What?
He know.
No, I don't.
Talk, nigga.
You don't know about the date naps.
Miente wasn't a date nap.
What was it?
Miente.
Miente.
No, I'm not dating that. I'm talking about the Christian-lingual. Black Planet wasn't a date nap What was it? Miente Miente No I'm not dating that
I'm talking about the
Like Christian Minglu
Black Planet wasn't a date nap
Nigga we used it as date naps
What the fuck are you talking about?
What was it?
Black Planet was not a date nap
I'm asking you what was it?
It was a social networking site
It wasn't a date nap
Just cause it wasn't by definition
Doesn't mean he didn't use it
The same way as a date nap
Tell me right now
Nigga that's the case
Twitter and Instagram is a date nap
It's not
Niggas use it for that
In Black Planet and M Gente, you met people.
Twitter, you don't got to meet nobody.
You can just get up there and talk your shit and leave.
You wasn't on Black Planet to talk your shit.
Twitter was a date now, too, at one point.
Like, let's be fucking clear.
That's what I heard, yo.
Twitter was a date now.
IG, too, not for nothing.
I heard.
Allegedly date now.
People be horny.
Facts.
All right, whatever.
So that mean Black Planet was the
original Dondada
I mean
yeah but I mean
dating app as in
that's the whole purpose
everybody on the app
is on there for that purpose
like Tinder right
Tinder
Tinder is that
Black Planet wasn't that
it wasn't
you've been horny
nigga for a while
who says I'm horny
nigga definitely used it
for that,
but that wasn't the sole purpose of the app.
These dating apps, that's the purpose.
Yo, yours on MySpace to what?
Network.
Promote your music.
Thank you.
I know.
I was an artist.
I know.
Use drawing.
I remember some of your works some of your masterpieces
that little tall wall
that little online now
that little light skin thing you used to have
it was a beauty
oh Nicole
they left Nicole off my list.
Yo, they got to redo my list.
They got to redo my list, yo.
Nicole.
Look at him, yo.
He started reminiscing.
That's dangerous.
No, Nicole was fine.
That's his name.
Nicole was so fine.
I invited her to the birthday party once.
You know how somebody be so fine, they just show up and cause a problem?
She didn't do nothing to nobody, yo.
Ain't open they mouth, yo.
Sweetheart.
All she did was come in looking like that.
And the bitches was like, who this tall dude is?
I think somebody hit her.
Oh, shit, they did it at Fort Nicole.
Who?
I can't say.
At Jesper?
At the birthday party.
That's crazy.
Just for being funny?
I think that's the year I met Imani.
That was when Crystal brought Imani to my birthday party.
I forgot that club, but Nicole came looking like, oh, forget it, man.
Forget it, let's move on.
Never talked to her again after that. Forget it. Let's move on. What was she at?
Never talked to her again after that.
She moved to LA.
Shit.
Why you know?
I was around.
I never tried to bag her.
I never tried to pop her, bag her, nothing.
She was just fine.
What a gentleman and good friend.
She was fine.
She was fine.
Nigga, I know. She was fine enough to take herga I know She was fine enough
To take her side
If your girl started
Yo but she ain't even
Do nothing
Yeah come on yo
And you been mean
You been mean
For a few months
I've been noticing
I didn't want to say nothing
I don't know what
You going through
Yeah
You not acting like yourself
I've been looking at you
In the house
I need a break
I'm going to get a room for three nights
Oh my god
What do y'all want to talk about man?
What up?
Fuck is popping man
Well yo we got a resolution
In Surf's case
He went to court
Speaking of Newark greatness
That's right speaking of Newark greatness that's right
speaking of
Newark greatness
when was we
talking about
Newark greatness
it wasn't greatness
we were not
talking about
the greatness
of Newark
maybe you need
to watch the
Netflix Malcolm X
Newark story again
because it wasn't
greatness
and it ended
with plenty of
questions
yo
why you
why you can't
just keep
moseying along?
The fuck is wrong?
No, I ain't meandering.
He don't meander.
He's meandering.
I'm not meandering.
I don't meander, nigga.
Yeah, my man, sir.
Free the wave, my guy.
We love you.
We miss you.
We need you.
Bike.
Ice was there on scene like Megan Cunliffe.
Yeah.
I went to support my guy, man.
I did talk to Surf this
morning before I got in here.
I asked him, is there anything you wanted
to say? So he asked me to read this.
He said, I appreciate the support,
the love, and I'll be back soon.
I've learned something in here during this time.
Right foot, left foot, breathe,
repeat. Things could have not worked
out in my favor, and I think God doesn't make mistakes excuse
me so I'm gonna tackle what he put in front of me heavy is the head that wears
the crown I will see y'all again soon there's a message from sir okay this is
why he could have told me to read no shit like that
told me to read no shit like that.
I'm a fucks or not.
I'm a fucks or fuck.
Hey, sir, you a writer, nigga.
You got to update your I just got a book for a bid speech.
I thought that was a very well written...
It is, but he gave me the same
speech in 2015.
2012.
2018.
We don't care, nigga.
It's the last time we giving it. It is. And it better be. It's the last time we giving it.
It is.
And it better be.
It's the last time
we giving it.
So I don't give a fuck, man.
No, this time when he come home,
I'm handcuffing him to me.
Handcuff.
It was good.
It was a lot of people
showed up for him.
Beasley from URL
got up there
and said some real,
real moving things about him.
A couple of the battlers surf Nunu
was there saying no no say no no up in that rock so it was just dope to see he
had only had a lot of support the judge even noticed that she said normally in
these instances when I look back there it's usually empty but for surf it was
so it was so full that people were coming ahead to sit on the other side
right so that was great.
But he was in good spirits, held his head high, said I love you, everybody.
Gave a head nod.
You know, go handle his business.
I miss him, man.
Me too.
Miss him.
I love him.
I know he'll be fine because he just built like that.
A five?
All right, I'll be right there. Yeah, he wanted him there.
And does the time that he's been in there count towards the five?
Yes.
Okay. 13 months, right? Yeah, wanted them to. And does the time that he's been in there count towards the five? Yes. Okay.
13 months, right?
Yeah, 13.
Okay.
Out of 60?
Mm-hmm.
You got to do 85%.
Okay.
I don't know the jail math, so you got to put me on.
You know, 85% of 60.
Carry the one.
Yeah, yeah, carry the one.
All right. Yeah, sure. 51, bro. Okay. Minus 13. Yeah, okay. Carry the wine Yeah yeah Carry the wine This guy is crazy Alright
Yeah sure
51 bro
Oh okay
Minus 13
Yeah okay
Oh man
This guy is crazy
We gotta mail you the audio
To this Malcolm X
Hopper shit
Hold you down
During your bed
Keep a nice
Peaceful head
Oh man
This guy is an idiot
Oh my
Fucking Malcolm X
Hopper
What are you even weird
in that bullshit?
I can see me getting
escorted out of there
because, yo, my man,
you got to stop laughing.
Yeah.
You got to go.
What?
I ain't going on no date.
Forget it.
Come on.
Did they have Martin Luther King
in there?
Yo, no, man.
Really?
No.
Look. Fuck, man. Really? No. Look.
Fuck, man.
Sorry.
You started it, nigga.
That's what you get.
Uh-huh.
Oh, shit.
What's in there?
Tea?
That's tea?
For real?
No, it is cucumber.
Tiki love, nigga.
That's the problem.
That right there is what the problem be
like on the main pod
you want to come
drink this fucking
cucumber
lily
bullshit
sound like the
skit at the beginning
of the pod
hibiscus
Mel had some friends
come through pods
give it a hand
I did
shout out to Ari and Nicole
yup
we had fun
that's what you got
I'm still stuck on you know Imani you know changing his whole and Nicole. Yep. Mm-hmm. We had fun. That's what you got.
I'm still stuck on,
you know,
Imani,
you know,
changing his whole disposition about feet.
I am very impressed
with myself.
You know you're powerful.
Come on.
Come on,
Big Mel.
You was who you was
when you got here.
People was reaching out.
Yo,
tell Mel,
I got 25
if she put them in my face.
Oh, shit.
Like, what's up? That's your rate? $25? No, $ Mel, I got $25 if she put them in my face. Oh, shit. Like, what's up?
That's your rate?
$25?
No, he didn't mean $25.
Oh, he didn't mean $25.
Oh, damn.
Uh-huh.
I seen niggas saying, if I was Imani, I would have tripped her.
She would have landed.
She would have landed on me.
Fuck that foot.
Oops.
Oh, man. That shit was great
Yeah
That's fucking positive
Why y'all got new music up there
Something came out
Not really
That I wasn't aware of
It's AZ and Bugwild
Drop
That's the only thing I got
It's actually very dropped
It's a deluxe right
It's a deluxe but it's They just put the new Baby Daddy shit on the end of Rare dropped. It's a deluxe, right? It's a deluxe, but it's...
They just put the new Baby Daddy show on the end of it?
No, no.
It's a couple more records.
And it's not bad.
Like, I don't like the one song that we talked about.
I'm so torn now.
That's what it sound like.
I'm torn, bro.
That's what it sound like.
You sound like you all over the place with this.
I'm torn because I like the music that sounds good.
I like the music that sounds like it's still her trying to be, you know, she got her little ratchet lane.
I like that.
But then the songs that sound like she was actually being forced to make, it's like I can hear the difference, if that makes sense.
I can hear the records that it sounds like she wanted to do. And then the record somebody told her to do.
Even though they're all kind of in the same room.
Some just sound like you were nudged over here a little bit more.
So it doesn't feel as authentic.
It sounds like, all right, I ain't really putting my all in this one.
It sounds crazy just from listening to her music.
Because I like this project.
I like the original.
There are some records on this deluxe.
And I'm like, OK, this was cool.
I did get a chance to listen to Busta's album that dropped last week.
You was excited about that?
I was excited.
And I got a chance to listen.
Did it live up to your expectation?
I was a little underwhelmed with the production on the album.
I'll say that.
Wow.
You had high hopes for the production. I did. Because of the whole lineup. I did. And Busta usually has the production on the album i'll say that wow you had high hopes for
the production i did because of all i did i did and buster usually has good production as i was a
little underwhelmed i'm like from what i from the producers i saw i just expected i maybe it's my
fault for having a higher expectation uh-huh i didn't go in here blindly but i saw the features
i saw this is a pretty modern buster album b It sounded too much for me, for me.
Like he was trying to make music for the youngs.
And I don't want to hear that from Busta, personally.
Like he was trying to make music for who?
For the youngs.
For the youth.
The youngs.
The youngs.
The lil's.
Yeah.
Not for me.
Respectfully.
Busta's an absolute legend.
Busta's still a legend.
Yeah.
It's just, this project wasn't for me. Atfully. Busta's still a legend. This project wasn't for me.
At all.
There's some shit on there, but...
It makes sense, though.
Why so?
Because it's a job.
It makes sense.
If you think your old demo ain't going to buy your shit,
you know what I mean?
And that's the new bop.
You gotta kind of find a middle ground.
That's what I said before with Ho-Boy's album.
You could do both.
You could find a middle ground for the hip-hop purists,
and I think you can also try and catch a newer,
younger demo to bring them over to your shit.
This didn't feel middle ground to me, though.
This felt...
Just felt all one way.
Yes.
Gotcha.
Like catered.
Yeah.
And usually Busta actually has
a pretty diverse album.
Like he'll have the shit
that's obviously attempting
or will be a smash single.
Then he's got some
rappity rap shit,
some knots,
some DJ scratch,
hardest beat you ever heard
in your life,
rapping crazy.
This was all pretty one-sided.
Gotcha.
And see,
I don't think the,
and I hope this term isn't like offensive, but calling somebody a legacy act,
that shouldn't be offensive, right? No. Okay.
I don't think the legacy acts necessarily have to kind of cater to a newer or
younger crowd. Like you, you got here off of your 30,
30 years ago. You know what I'm saying?
So you should be able to put out an album that is in line with you
and what we know you to be, and your fan base is going to go and stream.
There ain't nobody buying today anyway, so it's all streams.
True.
So they're going to come out and stream.
And then if you are independent or whatever the case may be,
you doing 15 or 12,000 is okay for you
as opposed to being on a major having to put up these high 80,000 streams to matter.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just was on.
I had really, and it could be my fault for having high expectations,
but it just wasn't for me.
Gotcha.
Same.
Anything else in music? No, Terrace
Martin dropped a Christmas album I'm going to listen to.
Robert Glasper dropped a Christmas album
I'm going to listen to. I think that was a couple weeks ago, though.
But I just put the tree up, so
maybe I'll vibe out
with some new Christmas
music, but it's a quiet
weekend. I think it's going to be a quiet
rest of the year, honestly.
We got Nicki next week. I thought she pushed back.
December 8th. Oh, okay.
You put your tree up, you said?
I did. And you put yours up. I'm putting mine up this weekend.
My girl
want me to go cut down a real tree.
Yourself?
See what that Malcolm X opera did?
See?
See?
Wait. She wants you to take an axe. It's a small... See what that Malcolm X opera did? See? See?
Wait.
She wants you to take an ax.
It's a small.
It ain't.
I saw.
It's like a spot where that's what they do.
You go pick out your tree that you want.
You pick out your tree that you want. And then they give you an ax and you chop it.
Stop trying to make sense while we laughing first.
She's asking me questions.
Have you ever sawed down a tree before?
It ain't that big, tall motherfucker.
But have you ever sawed down a tree? No. It's a little, tall motherfucker. But have you ever sawed down a tree? No.
It's a little bit of work.
What would make... No, no, no, no.
Can I go?
I just want to film it.
I'm so stupid.
But she would go with you, right?
Yeah. She gonna help?
She'll catch the tree when it falls. It's small because my daughter's
small. So we had a tree, but
it's a spot in Mendham.
You know Mendham.
Sure.
You go pick out your tree.
Mendham.
You know what I mean?
Chop it down yourself.
I've done that before, but I feel like that's-
It's a white shit?
I'm from upstate New York.
It's a white shit.
It's a white shit.
But did you offer an alternative option? For some cultural shit? For some white shit. But? Did you offer an alternative option?
For some cultural shit?
For some cultural shit.
No, you're fucked.
Okay, so wait.
Are they giving you an ax or a chainsaw?
It's a small tree.
It ain't a big tree.
It'll probably be a little handsaw.
It depends.
Small tree like what?
I'll see when I get there.
Okay.
Maybe like four feet.
Be like the cartoons.
Like the little man right here?
Yeah, probably about that, huh? Oh, you can handle that, buddy. Yeah, that's what I get there. Okay. Like that? Maybe like four feet. Be like the cartoons. Like the little man right here? Yeah, probably about that, huh?
Oh, you can handle that, buddy.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Get a nice sharp knife,
take that down.
Because my daughter's small,
so you know they be pulling on shit
and I don't want to wrist up.
Got it, got it.
Sure.
They're going to chop a tree down.
You going to wear a lumberjack
when you're just about to ask?
What else your girl got you doing?
Oh, shit.
Stupid girl. Why are we here?
She's really covering the whole spectrum.
Don't need to celebrate Christmas,
right?
Who?
Yeah.
Celebrate Christmas.
I swore.
He didn't.
No,
that's y'all.
Y'all that don't celebrate Christmas. No, that's y'all. Y'all who? Y'all.
That don't celebrate Christmas?
No, that's running with the narratives, but it's cool.
I don't celebrate Halloween.
I don't celebrate Valentine's Day.
Oh.
Fourth of July?
Oh, so you said you didn't celebrate Thanksgiving either, really?
No, I didn't say that.
All right, maybe I'm just lying on you.
It wouldn't be the first time.
Just me, huh?
It won't be the first time. Just me? That lies. I lie on you. Don't be the first time just me huh it won't be the first time
just me
that lies
I lie on you
don't worry about it
don't start your shit
don't start your shit
we've done this before
we don't have to do this
I don't do that
I love you too
thoughts and prayers
yeah words
thoughts and prayers
indeed
I gotta apologize to Lupe
cause I called him a clout chaser
oh shit he got on your ass yeah that's what happened I got to apologize to Lupe because I called him a clout chaser.
Oh, shit.
He got on your ass?
Yeah, that's what happened.
Little Chicago niggas was at your door.
Executive security wasn't on the way.
He brought the ninja sword out for you? Malcolm X.
The nation was at your door.
No, he tweeted his Grammys.
And I tweeted some shit.
And then he called me.-hmm and I answered the
phone say oh man why you twice between your Grammys what's going on man
saying like that cloud chasing shit mmm say what you want about the music I
don't give a fuck about what you think about music but you know I'm not a cloud
chase come on come on I ain't never done nothing clout chaser
nothing in my
on my jacket says
clout chaser I only remember
saying that nigga
that's the problem with these fucking podcast
mics yo who said that about you
Joe Budden
Freudian slips
Freudian slips I didn't mean that about Lupe
all I meant to say was that shit was ass.
That was the only thing I meant to say.
Got it.
I didn't mean to call him a name.
A clout chaser.
We always pick up Lupe over here.
He knows that.
Yeah.
He knows that.
He said it.
He fucking told me.
We had a good talk.
We had a good talk.
Shout out to Lupe, man.
Yeah, we had a real good talk.
That's my man.
That's my man. Yeah, do you shook, though? No. We had a good talk. Shout out to Lupe, man. Yeah, we had a real good talk. That's my man. That's my man.
Yeah, do you shook, though?
No.
No, Lupe is my man.
I ain't fucking with Lupe.
I got to go back to school if I'm with him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not playing with him.
Yeah, he's got big words.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No.
Me and Royce have to jump that nigga or something.
We have to tag team and do something.
Do something.
That nigga, leave him beef wherever he at with his swords something That nigga Leave him be Wherever he at
With his swords and shit
Leave him alone
That's my problem too
Some of these niggas
I be dissing is nice nice
Yeah
Some of them is real nice
So
Yeah
I need to shut up
Yeah I need to just shut up
I need a little rusty
But his point was
Yo your voice is just too powerful
For me to allow that
For me to allow you
To call me a clout chaser.
I get it.
Because once you do it, here they come.
Whoa, whoa, here they come.
And come on, Joe.
You're not better than that.
Let's not do that.
You're right, man.
You're right.
Dip that in the bud.
But that other nigga is clout chasing.
I ain't saying his name no more because you's a nasty clout chasing Christian.
For real.
That nigga's a nasty clout
chasey Christian.
And I don't give a fuck what y'all got to say about it
either. That nigga's disgusting.
Oh, man. I'm sorry, yo. Do what you
want. Name whoever you want to
name. Name away. I'm sorry I
ever caught wind of your Christian
ass. You have been a real
Christian fucking thorn
in my side
ever since I got wind
of whoever the fuck you are
and that is my problem with the internet
I do my best to stay away from certain
corners of the internet
so I can not know who any
of you niggas are.
And the second we talk about it for a second, here we go.
That's a little lifeline.
Oh, my.
That's what Lupe just said.
Yeah, but go do something yourself.
Lupe can say that.
Lupe is him still.
No, I'm talking about Lupe saying your voice is that powerful that when you say some shit,
it's going to ring out.
Yeah, but I can't even say what I want to say.
Forget it.
Forget it. Forget it.
Leave me alone, dude.
Please.
I'm sorry.
I apologize.
You was right.
Me, everybody.
All the niggas was wrong.
Get them.
The fuck?
Niggas is annoying.
Got nothing better to do but read a Bible and read Joe.
You got a book in the Bible?
The book of Joe. The book of Joe. You got a book in the Bible? The book of Joe.
The book of Joe.
I may read like
the other read.
A triple entendre.
Don't even ask me.
I got to come back to the game.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it is.
Well, speaking of cloud chasing
and the effects of it.
Speaking of Christians,
cloud chasing.
Yeah.
T.I. and his son
had a little eventful week.
Club in Atlanta.
Called themselves
capitalizing on
the situation,
the drama,
and threw them on a flyer.
It's probably not a good idea.
Not a good idea.
You know what I mean?
This is people, you know,
moving to these cities
in Atlanta.
You know, you don't know
what's going on.
You think ha-ha is funny.
But why is that a bad idea? You're just trying to get some attention to what you're trying to these cities you know you don't know what's going on you think haha is funny but why is that a bad idea you're just trying to get some attention and to what you're trying to do you ain't cutting me no check you trying to capitalize on my family drama putting us on the
cover of a flyer was the flyer insinuating that they were they were going to be hosting no no no
no no that's not what happened the flyer had the first one was a cartoon, and it was T.I.
You know how Homer used to be choking Bart Simpson?
Yeah.
So it was a cartoon of T.I. choking his son.
And then the other one was just the two faces together,
but it never insinuated they were going to be there.
And that's how you get away with it.
But T.I. got wind of it and pulled up.
The party was supposed to be,
I believe it was that Tuesday night, or that Wednesday night or something. T.I. got wind of it and pulled up the party was supposed to be i believe it was that tuesday night or that
wednesday night or something t.i got wind of it and pulled up to the club the night before
oh y'all putting me and my y'all playing with my family put me and my son on your flyer okay guess
what nothing happens there will be no party tonight there will be i'm gonna come not a dime
is coming in here won't be no liquor sold no section sold nothing i'm getting all of it
and don't play with me in this city he asked a like yo you might you from here yeah
you might not know you must not know and the very next night the club had hosting ti and king harris
hosting T.I. and King Harris.
Do with that information as you
please. Oh wait, so they disregarded
his... No, no, no.
They adhered.
They adhered to what was being said.
They made it right.
Supposedly.
You just can't be playing with everybody.
You can't put people on the flyer
even if you're not
trying to say
that they're hosting
true
right
that implies
that these people
will be there
I've been telling
New York promoters
been doing that shit
for years
forever
them girls are not
gonna be at that club
I've been telling y'all
you've been the flyer queen
oh my god
forever
the canal street queen
on all the fucking
you know
mixtape CDs
no
the CDs and shit like that.
She bought the bag.
I've seen my picture
literally on like storefronts.
You don't want to be the Canal Street Queen?
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
As long as they don't say you're coming.
So what'd you do? You used to pull up and
Tupac their whole bootleg section?
I mean, sometimes decent a desist, but sometimes it just was worth it.
Yeah.
No, you can't be playing with people's family.
And based off our traumas and our shit that we going through, you're going to put us on the fly.
Make us a joke?
Yeah, that ain't enough.
All right, joke's on you.
So he got a bag out of it.
That's what happens.
Again, you don't get to dictate how people relate. so he got a bag out of it that's what happens you play stupid games
you don't get to dictate
how people respond
to what they perceive
as your disrespect
so he showed up
they ain't anticipate that
I agree
you know what I mean
they thinking
haha it's a joke
and like
shout out to my man Steve-O
he
you know
Atlanta's known for that
like they do the
martin luther king flyers every year with yeah i showed you a couple of them where it's just some
crazy shit like atlanta's the promoters there are known for doing some wild shit with their flyers
not with mr harris just learned a quick little lesson i doubt it happened ever again
what man where's your brain?
If my son just finished cutting ass in public two days ago,
you ain't getting no fucking hosting money with me.
Get your little ass in the house.
That's not true.
You gotta be fucking shitting me.
That'd be the thing. I wish my son would.
Niggas think that they can play around with niggas' kids.
It'd still be a nigga kid.
Well, no, T.I.'s right.
It'd still be a nigga kid.
T.I.'s right.
Listen.
I don't give a fuck what we going through.
When they sent me the cover options for the last pod, my favorite pick ti and his son but you don't put nobody's son you don't do
that nobody kid so we didn't do that because that's just common sense these club promoters
are fucking nuts and ti did the right thing i'm telling you that joe budden would have took that
money and sent my son ass to his fucking room somewhere.
Even if I lied and said you was coming because you somebody.
You got to let your name ring bells.
I'm lying on you.
You're on punishment.
I took the iPad, the TV, the phone.
How can you punish kids nowadays?
That nigga's grown.
Yeah.
What did that mean?
You can't punish your grown ass kid.
How can't you?
Who the fuck
y'all talking to?
If your grown ass kid
still live with you,
who you can punish them?
Oh yeah.
If he still lives
under the roof.
I just called my
grown ass son
and told him
I will snatch that car
when I feel like it.
Yeah.
And he said, I know
you're right. I feel you. I know that.
So the second he do some bullshit
and you say, yo, give me that.
Figure it out on your own.
That's punishment.
Why you can't punish your grown kid? You can't punish your kids
by taking away the thing that they love.
Have you bought it? Yeah.
Maybe.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I ain't talking about the kids that's like fully independent.
You can't really do nothing else.
The adults.
I think that's the word I was talking about.
Your little job having ass.
Word.
You're making your own money, nigga.
Fuck out of here.
I'll call that job, get you fired right now, nigga.
Yeah, my mom couldn't do nothing with me when i started having like drug dealer money or stolen goods money that's in the 90s when your mom used to say i
don't want your dirty money in my house yeah hey i was so proud when i tried to pay my mom
she said where's this money from oh come on give it back be mad a lot a lot of the mothers ain't saying that. I was just getting ready to say that. A lot of the mothers said what? My mom said it.
A lot of the mothers took that money. You went in there and she found that shit
in your crib. My mom said it.
She ain't want the dirty money, but she sure took a couple
of them stolen televisions.
Just brush the dirt right off of it.
She still got a sound bar
out there from 97.
Love you, mom.
Yo.
What we talking about?
She ain't want the dirty money.
TV, you just brush the dirt right on off.
It's good.
Yo, you stupid.
Clean that bad boy up.
That's when the ProScan first came out, too.
Oh, shit.
Yo, I changed the game with that ProScan.
It was high as hell when they first came out.
That ProScan was fire.
Them shits was high as hell, yo.
I had them in the street for cheap.
Shout out to T.I.
Shout out to his son.
Facts.
And shout out to the promoter for learning a very valuable lesson.
Shout out to our kids for the bullshit they going to put us through.
I see it already.
Oh, man.
My daughter's three and I can see it.
It's bad.
I already know.
And she knows like- For her addiction to gadgets? Nah, just the shit that she going to put me through. My daughter's three and I can see it. It's bad. I already know.
And she knows like.
Her addiction to gadgets?
Nah, just the shit that she gonna put me through.
Can I ask y'all something as girl dads?
Depends.
Hypothetically, of course.
But if y'all daughter was 16 and bagged the 20 year old, 21-old NBA player and was fucking them, what would your stance be as a parent?
Have fun, guys.
No, I thought it was all about Josh Giddy.
I didn't mean to jam y'all up.
That's cool.
But I told y'all Josh Giddy, they was making it hot.
Like, hopefully.
The NBA. Hopefully y'all Josh Giddy was making it hot. Like, hopefully. The NBA.
Hopefully y'all cool enough.
You and your daughter?
To where y'all communicating.
To where the dude that she really likes, she'll run him by you.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit like that.
Hopefully.
That's not always the case.
That ain't answer my question.
No, I'm saying.
So if she runs the nigga by you, you could explain to her why if you 15, 16 years old, you being in a relationship with a 21-year-old dude may not be the most appropriate thing.
It's levels and development.
When you 50 and you dating a 45-year-old.
I didn't even say relationship.
I just been like, fuck it.
Fuck it.
I would hope they would be in a relationship if she giving the nigga some box.
All right, forget it.
Never mind.
Yeah, you talking about nigga daughter.
You know what I'm saying
like you can't
everybody we fucked
is somebody's daughter
I know but I'm talking
you wasn't in relationships
with all of them
I'm talking about
addressing it
from the father standpoint
you don't want your daughter
to be out here
just casually
bopping the NBA niggas
see and that's why
God didn't give me no daughter
because that is exactly who I want my daughter Bopping the NBA, niggas. See, and that's why God didn't give me no daughter.
Because that is exactly who I want my daughter to go bop with.
You're pining, yo.
All right.
You want your daughter to date a Joe?
I said an NBA nigga. Do you want your...
Some of them worst dudes.
And I would want them to date a Joe.
I'm a great guy.
21-year-old Joe. 21-year-old Joe.
21-year-old Joe
shouldn't have been dating nobody.
You didn't answer my question.
Would you want your 16-year-old daughter
to date 21-year-old Joe?
No.
But that's beside my example.
I don't want my daughter
to get giddy, jitty,
and none of them.
Oh, stop it, nigga.
Joe wasn't M's up at 21.
Joe was struggling
trying to get focus played
on the radio.
I'm talking about the 21-year-old nigga that is M's up
and is projected to have long-term contracts
for the next 10 to 15 years is what I'm talking about.
No, I'm not.
Yeah, because you want to hear what you say.
My answer is no.
Yeah, the money don't change nothing.
I was going to say, like, who?
Because honestly, a lot of them niggas, who?
Hey, fucking at every city.
They got to stop at every city of somebody that we got in our phone.
Yo, you writing Tammy, Indiana.
Tracy, Indiana.
That's speculative.
Such and such, Seattle.
You, yo, stop.
Yo, you potty.
Stop.
I'm going to clock you with this phone.
I'm not potty.
Dog, you know enough women on the scene that you know when XYZ is coming to town, who they
here to see in the club when you come in the bar to see them.
Yeah.
I have this talk on.
I bet you can't.
No, for your sake.
Not for my sake.
Not for mine.
Not for my sake.
I'm off the scene, so it ain't really for my sake not for my sake i'm off the scene so it ain't really for my sake
we know that yo such and such that play for the paces is fucking with this bartender such and
such that plays for the pistons is fucking with this bartender that's only in new york
it's strip clubs and night clubs in every major city in the country these niggas gotta stop magic
johnson said yo this is on record, so I'm not dirty
macking. Magic said, yo, he had girls
in every city that they played in.
And it was just up to him which
one he wanted to call when they touched down.
Who was the one that said
the nightlife women are
for a ball player? Gilbert. Gilbert.
That's right. Gilbert and them be giving it up, too.
Y'all do a lot of projecting in these conversations.
How?
They saying it.
It ain't us projecting nothing onto them.
If you are a young, single, millionaire athlete,
you have kind of your pick of the litter as far as the...
I don't want my kid to be in that litter.
But why wouldn't you look at it as your kid having her pick of the litter?
Because... It's a conversation we got to have off mic.
Why?
Because,
if you really want to have this conversation,
the women don't have the pick of the litter.
Oh, I disagree.
They have the pick of the fuck.
They don't have the pick of the litter.
The Bible says the man chooseth the woman.
We all know this.
No, we don't have a comment.
No, don't. So you go see
one Malcolm X opera
and now I got to hear
about the Bible.
Listen to this.
We put a TH on sorry.
Yeah, I know.
Come on.
Stop, Joe.
So let me ask you a question.
Just talk to me
without the Bible.
Cool.
Let me ask you a question.
You've dated a lot of girls
in your day, right?
Most of them
that you've dated,
not your girlfriends.
I'm talking about
that you dated.
If you said,
yo, you want to be my girl,
what's the answer?
Give me a percent.
A percent that would say,
I think a lot of them would say yeah.
Give me a percentage.
I think probably 90% would say yeah.
Cool, but they never was your girlfriend, right?
So that means the power to pick your girlfriend
was in your hands.
Well, if you're going by my word.
I'm agreeing with you.
This is my word and my percentages. I'm agreeing with your word. This is my word and my percentages.
I'm agreeing with your percentages
and your word.
Which helps your example,
but if we speak to the women,
they don't necessarily have to abide
by the percentages I'm saying.
They get to have a totally different view on that.
Yeah, but I'm saying women,
if they wanted you to be their man,
and you didn't want that,
we're having it, right?
Yes, but that's us speaking for them.
I know, it is.
We do not know.
We are speaking as niggas
that have a wealth
of data and information.
So you never want to see a day
where your daughter has her own roster?
Fuck no.
Okay.
What's wrong with this nigga?
Okay.
That's a girl, dad.
That's a girl, dad.
That's a girl.
You want your daughter to have a roster. I don't have a daughter. If you have one. That's a girl, dad. That's a girl, dad. That's a girl. You want your daughter to have a roster.
I don't have a daughter.
If you have one.
That's why he can, that's why he can.
That's why he can say that goofy shit.
Shut up, nigga.
Y'all just not.
All right, I can't talk to y'all.
You can't.
Do y'all think that Vern doing this is growing and in college?
My daughter is 19 and 20 right now.
No, they can't have a roster.
Okay, hold on one second.
Hold on one second here.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Just wait one second.
You're going to let them do this?
Hold on just one fucking second here.
You guys are aware of the phrase ho phase, right?
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
I will go smoke a cigarette.
I will get out of here.
I'll leave if it gets...
Because I ain't doing this.
Whatever she did.
Keep my shit with my shit.
And keep her shit with her shit. We all have though deep edge I'm just saying so do you guys have this you know expectation
that you will have daughters that will have agency over their bodies and be adults that can make decisions that
sexual liberation
and freedom comes along with each other.
I got a headache now.
You speak English.
Of course that can happen.
Now you ask any father on the planet
if they wish that their
daughter has a whole face, the answer
is typically going to be no.
Do we know that that's a possibility?
Yeah, because you could raise your kid
to be whatever great person they could be
when that cute little nigga get in their ear in college
that lives in a dorm that got everybody else on their dick,
he could get to a place you couldn't get to.
You ain't gonna love your daughter no different
the same way we don't love the whole.
True.
Who's no different that's going through a whole face
that we done fucked.
Them going through that hoe phase...
I'm saying.
I'm talking to the people
that have been outside.
Nigga, fuck you.
I've been outside with the hoes.
I'm not trying to say...
What I'm saying is
when we were fucking those girls
that were in their hoe phase...
Mm-hmm.
Good times. Great times. Oh, my God. A lot of them girls that were in their hoe phase. Good times.
Great times.
A lot of them girls wasn't in their hoe phase.
A lot of them was hoes.
They wasn't in their hoe phase.
What the fuck is you talking about?
What's the difference between a girl in her hoe phase? Wait, wait.
What's the difference between a hoe
and a girl in her hoe phase?
The hoe phase never ended.
The hoe phase don't stop.
It wasn't a phase.
It became life.
Got it. Hoe is life. It wasn't a phase. It became life. Got it.
How is life?
I know some hoes.
I'm like, you still?
You got a 40-year phase.
I know you 15 years, my nigga.
You still?
Respect.
Commitment.
Commitment.
And they say women don't commit.
No, my guy don't.
Bro, you wouldn't want your daughter doing that.
I have a totally different outlook on this,
but it's tough in a room full of girl dads.
But I would, if nigga, if I'm walking by the room every day
and my daughter in there just muddy alone,
just can't beg a thing, phone on silent.
Why do you always got to go to the far,
far, far spectrum?
Why you just can't have one committed boyfriend?
You got to be a mutton.
All right, all right, Ben.
I like that one.
If I'm walking by my daughter's room,
she got some niggas she love.
That nigga ain't in the room.
You won't let me land my plane.
Oh, you're not even letting niggas.
All right.
Oh, shit.
What the fuck did you talk?
No, nigga.
Yo, what's wrong with you?
You said a cupcake on the phone or some shit?
What I'm saying is this, because you won't let me land.
If I'm hearing my daughter's super in love with some nigga, right?
Let's say me and mom hearing it.
She is head over heels about some guy I've been hearing about it for months.
Can't wait to meet him.
And now the doorbell, ding dong.
And I open the door and it's some little doofy looking ass, nerdy ass looking.
Yeah, yeah.
I like that.
Clap it up.
Clap it up for Kirkle.
Yeah.
What?
Hell yeah.
I like that.
Nigga.
Got it.
Moving on.
20.
You got.
Moving on.
Hold on, hold on.
You pointing at somebody that's not, don't have a mic, ain't on a pod.
It's fine.
If Melissa is going to let y'all say this, I'm going to let y'all say it too.
I'm cool.
You disagree?
I mean, do you want your daughter dating like the geeky nerd?
No!
Yes!
Do you want her dating?
No, you don't!
Yes, I do!
Do you want her dating, you know, Mr. Charisma?
Stop!
We're going to speak from Mel's perspective.
I'm never speaking
from Mel's perspective.
No, no, no.
I want to hear from her.
I want to hear from her.
From your perspective,
you've dated around the spectrum.
Yes.
Which one would you want
your 16-year-old girl dating?
My 16-year-old?
Yeah.
But when you say which one,
what do you mean?
The fly nigga.
All of them.
Oh.
I want her dating the fly nigger.
Gotcha. I do.
And he do too. No, I don't.
And yes, you do. I promise you I don't.
Can I disagree? Yeah, you could.
But I'm telling you, I don't have nothing to lose about saying that.
Bro, I know what I was doing to 16-year-old girls when I was
17 to 18-year-old. I keep saying that.
A lot of what you're saying is projection.
I keep saying that. I know what what you're saying is projection. No.
I keep saying that.
I know what my niggas was doing.
That's more projection.
That's not projection.
That's me accepting...
How come when I say fly, right,
and this is some toxic shit too,
like we up the same place,
how come when I'm saying fly,
you are turning that
into something that nobody
would want their daughter
to be with?
That's my question to you.
Because what is typically, what is the fly nigga doing in high school?
I can tell you.
I can answer.
You ain't got to answer for me.
Because the fly nigga at 17 years old, one, lacks discernment.
Lacks discipline.
Why?
That's not true.
Why is that true?
That's not true.
That is an assumption.
That is speculative.
That is not entirely true.
All right, so.
Yo, y'all. I knew some problems.
You think more have it or don't have it?
Yo.
That would be speculative.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
It's seven men in this room, my nigga.
When we was 25 years old, did we have discipline and discernment?
I had discernment.
Discipline is a different story.
Cool.
Stay there.
But boy, did I have some discernment.
I wasn't fucking anything that came across my radar radar nothing like it i said discipline and discernment
disciplines i don't think they're the same they're not but you need i didn't have i didn't have
enough and discipline in what totally different thing and discipline in what area because i was
wild cool while i'm in a committed relationship and i have enough discipline being the young
fly nigga that all of these
other women like
to not go put my dick in them.
You have to be disciplined
to do that.
Most 40-year-old niggas
don't possess that amount
of discipline.
So we talking about
the 17-year-old fly nigga
that got mad other girls
checking for him
at that point in time.
Most men don't have
that discipline, yo.
So you don't want your daughter
with anybody that has options.
Hold on one second, Eric.
Question.
There was never a point in time when you were like want your daughter with anybody that has options hold on one second question there was never a point
in time
when you were like
in your late teens
early twenties
in which you really
felt like in love
with somebody
yes
and I still was
fucking like an animal
okay
alright
and I loved the shit
out of her
and I was fucking
like an animal
oh you're projected
y'all know this
those words are landing
y'all who
not you
no you're not you.
But niggas is in here lying.
My nigga, again, there's been girls when we was 30 years old that we were madly in love with, and we still were cheating.
Vern, I wish I could read your player, you and Ish's player card out loud, but I love you both, so I can't.
But y'all think y'all whole lives, y'all get to be y'all and your daughter meet the exact
opposite and fall in love with that guy that's what y'all think he said i'm answering you no i
didn't say i think that i want that my wishes and what may come true is two talk could be total
two totally different things you're asking me what i prefer my preference is my
daughter meets this goofy ass nigga that worships the ground that she walks on and treats her like
a queen and a princess that is my preference but that guy can be the guy can do that he can't
cheat i'm not saying the goofy nigga can't cheat i'm saying the fly nigga could worship the ground
that your daughter walks on.
And I say the odds
of that happening
are less likely.
That's all.
Got it.
That's it.
We talking about
probability here.
Anything is possible.
I received it.
I'm done.
I think that was a good
glance.
Great, great, great.
Look, now the girl dad's
on the side.
Getting their troubles out.
Getting shit together.
You can't do that. They can't, nigga.
Burn can't tell me shit.
He'd be the first nigga to go chase somebody.
Man, I'm done.
Y'all lucky we get that one too from this part.
Y'all, what's the movie with 50 Cent in it?
Get Rich with that Charm?
No, when he had the daughter, and the daughter came with the red rag,
and he opened up the door to the garage, and everybody was working out.
I didn't see that movie.
I don't know.
I don't typically
read the 50 Cent movies.
No, nigga.
You know the movie
I'm talking about.
Is this the one
where he had cancer?
Dinner Thieves.
Something of Thieves.
Dinner Thieves.
50 Cent opened the door.
The dude was coming
to take his daughter
to the prom, right?
He opens the door.
He had a red bandana
in his suit jacket.
Like a handkerchief.
Handkerchief, but he was using it as a pocket square.
50 Cent opens the door.
He says, yo, let me holler at you real quick.
He pulled the nigga in the garage.
And the garage was right off the entrance.
I remember.
And every nigga in there was about 245 cut up muscle gang niggas in there.
Like, yo, this is my only sole purpose of living.
Yeah.
So, you know what I mean? You're going to have here back by what time? He's like, about 11. He Like, yo, this is my only sole purpose of living. So, you know what I mean?
You're going to have here
back by what time?
He's like,
about 11.
He said, yeah, 10.
You know what I mean?
Like, dog,
that's how niggas feel
about their kids.
Let me ask you something.
Do you have,
do y'all have the same views
if you have a son?
No.
No.
As fucked up as it is?
No.
That's not fucked up. I didn't. No, I said it's fucked up. I just said it's fucked up. It is fucked up. It is fucked up as it is, no. That's not fucked up.
I didn't.
No, I said it's fucked up.
I just said it's fucked up.
It is fucked up.
It is fucked up.
It is fucked up.
It's not fucked up.
You know why?
It's fucked up.
Because we the same niggas in here that come in here every single day, and the two of y'all.
Don't point at me, my nigga.
The two of y'all say, yo, fuck that.
I love double standards.
You and Ice both say that.
I said it exists.
Yeah.
Yes, Tommy.
He loves it. Ever since I said that shit in in the pod, they each want to bring everybody.
But it is the truth.
It's a double standard.
Dog, that's the truth.
But it's fucked up.
Double standards exist in the world.
That don't mean they fucked up.
Some of them are good, some of them are bad.
That don't mean they fucked up.
You want to rear your son different than you rear your daughter.
Why you don't want your son to date the square bitch?
I do. I like the square chick. For my kid. Yo, let's move on, yo.
Nah. Let's move on. Not for my son. Please, let's move on.
Please, what came out? Not for my son.
What came out? Not for my son, yo.
I hate this nigga, man.
I'm telling the truth.
I'm disagreeing with him.
I disagree with him.
I can't believe you said that.
Yeah, bro.
Let me tell you something.
So why didn't you date the squares?
I've made a living of...
No, I'm about to answer you.
That's not true.
The girlfriends that I've had
have not been the most poppin'
this chicks out.
The girlfriends,
not the chicks that I dated
or the chicks that I fucked.
I'm talking about the girls
that I wifed.
It wasn't squares.
Was not poppin' mixie girls. Theyifed. It wasn't squares. Was not
popping mixie girls. They wasn't.
It wasn't squares-ish.
You're wrong. Only one of them girls
that when I met them was like...
Mixie. And she wasn't even mixie.
She just was popular and she had a lot going on.
He ain't gonna be with the mixie chick. He'll fuck the mixie
chick. He ain't gonna be with the mixie chick.
But these girls that you were with in your past
and maybe present, I haven't met her,
they're squares.
Bro, what I'm, I mean, squares is relative.
I guess squares has a different definition.
It does.
But we all, again, we niggas that been around the block
and seen a lot of shit.
Bro, I'm not necessarily wanting my son
to date the girls that I've dated.
You want better, think about it.
You want my daughter to date the nigga I was. Look, look, look. You want better... Think about it. You know who I want my daughter to date?
The nigga I was.
Look, look, look.
And we're not even serious as hell.
Yo, this is one of my regrets in life.
I'm 47 years old.
I've never been married.
I could have lived a different life
had I got out of the streets earlier
and settled down
and really been in a committed relationship earlier.
I think we'd be running the streets
wilding in our whole 30s and 40s
and all of that shit
and we'd miss out on a lot of stuff. I wouldn't want my son to do that. What I did.
I'm dead. I serious. You'd want your son to like, I want my son to be about 35 ish and start
settling down family, wife, kids, and start doing all of that shit earlier than I did.
You know, that doesn't guarantee happiness. It doesn't. I'm not saying that at all. I'm not saying,
happiness is not even in the conversation.
I'm just saying I wish that path for my kid,
being that I've endured this path.
Not saying my path was bad,
but I would have wanted to settle down earlier,
have kids earlier,
shit like that.
And you think you were ready to do that earlier?
No, personally.
No.
And that's my point.
I know that.
So then why would that be a regret?
Because knowing what I know now, you regret some of the things that you've endured decisions that you made in the past the
exact opposite for me like i look at where i have where i am now having my daughter now the age
she's at like i think about it when she's 10 how old i'll be when she's 15 how old i'll be i think
about that i look at you know damn things
might be like my mom had me when she was 17. we were kind of even even in my teens because we
weren't that that far i was struggling too exactly gotcha so i look at both sides of that yeah you
might have that a better relationship just closeness but i wasn't nowhere near mentally, emotionally, no type of mature enough to even think about parenting in my 20s.
So it's like, it's a trade-off.
To get that, I don't think I would have been
half as great of a dad as I am now.
It's possible.
I'm saying what I don't think.
I can never prove it.
It's possible, you're right.
I don't think I would have been anywhere near
the type of dad I am now had I had a kid
in my early 20s.
Gotcha.
All right, that was
an amazing segment.
It was.
Kudos.
Getting out of there, Mel.
You tried it.
You tried it, girl.
You don't even know
how to read and write.
Surrounded by girl dads
until you tried it.
Oh, yeah.
I was like, wait, wait.
What you mean?
That just speaks to how much pieces of shit you niggas have been in your lives.
Got it.
Got it.
Forget it.
That's nice.
Oh, girl.
Mad girls.
Girls everywhere.
Girls, girls.
I love girls.
Girls, girls, girls.
Yo, how do we be friends with all of these dudes and all of them have daughters?
That is wild. Do you guys think
it's your karma? That's what I was going to say.
Karma.
Karma. I've heard more than
one guy say that his
karma was that he ended up with
daughters. I was like, that is a really fucked
up way of looking at things.
It's a blessing. I agree.
I don't think it's karma.
Okay.
This nigga's an idiot.
Fucking karma.
Oh my God.
It's just the way
the pendulum swung.
Speaking of reading the room,
did y'all...
That mean that somebody
was on top getting busy, right?
What'd they say?
The petitions and shit like that.
That's bullshit, though.
Where the moon was. Depends. I don't know. What'd you say? The petitions and shit like that. That's bullshit too. Where the moon was.
Depends.
I don't know.
What'd you say?
I was saying,
speaking of reading the room,
y'all listened to
the Cameron and Mace
interview.
Well, not interview,
but just the clip
of them talking.
You guys were yucking
it up over there.
We were?
I mean, yeah.
You were giggling.
Look at this one right here.
No, honestly, the first time I heard it, I was like, yo,
I wonder if we were single on this podcast,
what the stories would be.
I didn't hear it.
Cam and Mace released a clip where they were talking about
them running a train on a girl.
And I thought it was hilarious.
They getting a lot of pushback for it.
That's how I like my sports shows.
Batman.
Tennis.
Yeah, basically.
So they getting a lot of flack for it.
The story was funny.
Mel played it for me and Ice.
And me and Ice over here laughing.
And she was sitting there like.
She do that shit
when she was like this.
That's funny, huh?
That's funny?
Yeah, that's funny.
Mia Ice over here died.
What was said in the clip?
I forgot.
I don't have it.
Mel, you got the clip?
I sent it to the pod group.
I got you.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't have the clip.
How long is the clip?
It's quick. It's short. So basically he talks about. I'll let y'all hear it because I sent it to the pod group. I got you. Yeah, yeah. I don't have the clip. How long is the clip? It's quick.
It's short.
So basically, he talks about...
I'll let y'all hear it
because I don't want to be the...
Well, Mel, what do you think about it?
I mean, I was just like,
niggas, read the fucking room.
Not you guys, obviously.
I mean, like, clearly,
it's locker room talk.
You know what I'm saying?
But I mean, like,
considering what just came down the pipeline,
all these sexual harassment
and assault lawsuits and stuff like that.
This was this wasn't even in poor taste.
This was just potentially you might be getting yourself in fucking trouble.
They're going to accept.
Was we ever passionate?
I remember one time.
I remember me and Lucky talking about the past.
We was in the whorehouse one time, me and Murda.
Me and Murda was in this whorehouse.
So we left the bitch, we took the bitch out of the whorehouse.
I had a crib where I'm 44, little stash crib over there between South and Lenox.
We brought this bitch over there.
We bought this bitch over there.
So Mase was kind of on the way up here.
I was still, but he's popping like it's about to happen.
And I was mad because, you know, we still all over.
So the bitch sucked.
Pardon me, lady.
We already talking bitch without.
She's sucking his dick.
Cleated up. I wait.
clean it up to get my dick sucked
cause I'm not hard yet
I thought y'all said this was a quick point
I ain't getting hard on her sucking his dick
so when he start hitting it I go get
hey and so she
give me hey he hitting it from the back
and he start hitting her saying you wasn't
sucking my dick
you white dad
yeah
okay
but you know
Cam is animated
so Cam like
he wasn't
so he started punching
like hitting the girl
like
so it was funny
Mel was looking at us like
so what you think about it Mel
like I said it is clearly locker room talk and y'all should be able Like hitting a girl. So it was funny. Mel was looking at us like, so what'd you think about it, Mel?
Like I said, it is clearly locker room talk and y'all should be able to say
whatever the fuck you want.
Refer to women however you want to.
Is that meant for public consumption?
Like considering what we've just been listening to,
stories upon stories of women coming forward and
talking about the fact that that is not exactly the way that I remember that
story happening
I don't think that's right what you're doing I don't think that's right
what you doing
like them niggas clearly went to a whore house
and took somebody up out of there
says them
and
I get that
so of course it says them
is there a distinct possibility that there may have been And, and, and. But that's who told you? I get that. I get that. So of course it says that. Who else is here to say it?
Is there a distinct possibility that there may have been underage girls in that whorehouse?
Come on now.
That's crazy.
I don't know what you're doing.
That's crazy.
I'm just disgusting with you.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
What are you doing?
Okay.
I am not going to land that plane.
Just saying.
That plane should have never even took off
that's not a plane
yeah
that's a boat
it's not even wings
on that bitch
no pilot
no nothing
no cockpit
what are you doing
not even a drone
that was a little crazy
yeah you wild
I know where you was going
I don't know
what the Canadian whorehouses
are like
I don't know
I've never been to a whorehouse
I couldn't tell you
so why would you say
something like that if you've never been to a whorehouse. I couldn't tell you. So why would you say that there was underage girls?
If you've never been to a whorehouse,
then why would you say that?
I guess because I watch
like a lot of stories
on sex trafficking victims
and shit like that
talking about how they ended up
in situations
like that kind of situation
where they ended up
in said whorehouses
and stuff like that
and how they got there.
I think that's where I get,
I've gotten the information from.
I've like interviewed sex trafficking recovery experts and shit like that and how they got there I think that's where I get I've gotten the information from so I've like interviewed sex trafficking recovery experts and shit like that so not serious as out or anything like that you know but yeah so I mean I think that's where that's
where I kind of like get the information from that guy looking so fine okay but I'm just gonna
ask you you guys don't think that considering the at you know
the current state the atmosphere that we're in right now that that was in poor taste to put on
the podcast it being a sports related more sports podcast than anything man that shit was funny man
okay all right hey now if they're detailing a crime and then we find out later then i guess that's but i don't get that
from this yeah yeah i don't my brain doesn't immediately go to these are the stories i want
to tell about me and ish every pod because that nigga right there boy the way he used to
that nigga used to get up with hear this nigga, y'all?
Oh, man.
That nigga used to get up with the escorts without me.
He was having a blast.
For the free.
Oh, shit.
Yo, anyway, yo.
This guy is crazy, dog.
Anyway on that.
That was a good segue, Ish.
That was great.
This guy is crazy, crazy dog I'm good
Yo
That was crazy
Long reach
Long long reach
Okay
Yo
I'm telling you
The way that women say
Men don't need podcast mics
Women don't need podcast mics Can Women on these podcast mics, y'all.
Can we say some bullshit?
Not you, man.
No, you too.
You too.
No, 100% you too.
The women on these podcast mics
get to inviting other women on,
agreeing with them,
giving them space to say bullshit.
Oh, my God.
You mean like their truth?
Yes. Or a hypothetical that
wasn't nowhere near presented.
Oh, I know you're not talking about hypotheticals.
You are the king of fucking hypotheticals.
But I wouldn't bring that one in there.
Hypothetically, it could have been some
underage girls in the room.
I wouldn't do that one.
Your girl truth is like
girl math.
What's that?
One plus one equals?
17.
Green.
11.
You see the two ones?
No, don't even be numbers.
One plus one equals blue.
This nigga's stupid.
Right when I was about to get some snuggle time last night,
me and my girl ended up fighting about Keith Lee.
That's a while.
Yo, you got to stop potting at some point, bro.
Yeah, yeah.
You got to turn that shit off.
You can't bring the pot to the bedroom.
Content is not that important.
I promise.
He blasted Turkey Leg Hut.
So Keith Lee went to Houston.
And did he diss the one at restaurants?
No, he has rave reviews for Houston.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
Has done it. This is very. Okay. Has done it.
This is very good food.
Has done it, yeah.
Houston is.
That dessert's up there.
I saw that.
That shit was crazy.
Yeah.
Eating Houston is a blessing.
He went out there and had a time.
Okay.
And did a lot for some small businesses.
He did the Keith Lee thing out there.
That Keith Lee effect is real.
I was trying to stay away from all of that stuff.
So we're in the bed.
I put the little Joe station on.
Here comes Jesus.
Here comes Conway.
Here comes Jesus.
Yeah.
And she was laying down, and she wanted to go put her phone down,
but she was watching Keith Lee because he was in Houston.
She's in Houston.
And right when she put her phone down, I heard Keith Lee say,
yeah, I've never heard brown stew chicken.
So, da, da, da, da, da.
And I said, hey.
What did you say?
I said, did Keith Lee
just say he never had brown stew chicken?
I said,
she said, yeah.
I said, you don't see a problem with that. What type of food critic are you? She said, she said, yeah. I said, you don't see a problem with that?
What type of food critic are you?
She said, no.
I said, you don't see a problem that the food critic has never had brown stew chicken.
She said, don't take this on your part.
They're going to kill you.
Now, mind you, she's a big Keith Lee fan.
She said, don't you go in there and say this.
I'm trying to save you.
I said, I'm not saying nothing wrong all I'm saying is
I wouldn't want
if the wine taster never had
Riesling or a Merlot in their life
that would be a big thing
and we fought over that
or even a more obscure wine
we fought over that
for the next 10 minutes and then slept
with our backs to each other
this nigga Keith Lee got you out the box over there for the next 10 minutes and then slept with her back to each other.
This nigga Keith Lee got you out the box.
Fuck you, Keith Lee. She thought I was nuts and she thought I should
shut the fuck up and not say nothing about that. I thought that
that was so weird. I wholeheartedly
agree with you. I agree with you.
She's saying you don't have to have had
Jamaican food to be
a food critic, right?
You could have it in real time and give your
thoughts on it or you could have something that you never
ate before or that you just don't eat
like Keith Lee don't eat seafood
he's not a big seafood guy
and his fans know that
so she's talking from that
and I'm saying cool
but brown stew chicken
you keep talking like it's octopus
or some shit
alright so I'm not we all agree with that Brown stew chicken. Brown stew chicken is. You keep talking like it's octopus or some shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
That's true.
All right, so I'm not.
No, you're not crazy at all.
We all agree with that. All right, thank God.
Thank God.
We said curry goat.
Okay, maybe that.
Dog, some Japanese pancakes came across on my feed the other day.
I think I might have said.
The big fluffy ones.
They're like this big.
It look like biscuits, yo.
Right?
They're so good.
From what I'm hearing. They're steroid pancakes. Nah Right? They're so good. From what I'm hearing.
They're steroid pancakes.
Nah, it's the way they make them.
I'm joking.
No, but they said this shit is dope.
I never had them.
Oh, they need to make an opera version of that.
But that's something that would be odd.
Like, everybody hasn't had that.
Right.
In my opinion, brown stew chicken is just like, that's regular.
That's regular, yeah.
Pork chop.
Ian sent me some shit this morning that was an omelet with some lobster and crab in it
and like a pound of caviar on top.
He's like, oh, doesn't this look good?
I'm like, no, nigga, they did a lot to some eggs.
Like, I like my eggs.
Eggie.
Like eggs.
Eggie.
Yo, Eggie.
The nerve of us.
This is the spot that I go to.
I get a mean seafood omelet, and they got lobster, crab meat, all of that shit.
I'm not the biggest omelet guy.
I'm a seafood guy.
If it's seafood, you can tell me whatever.
How can that be?
I don't know.
I'm a seafood person.
But you like eggs.
I love eggs.
But you don't like omelets.
That's the biggest omelet guy.
I'm there with you.
It's okay.
I want my eggs and my ingredients on separate spots
and then mix them together myself.
I don't like
when you on vacation
and it's the omelet maker
and all the fucking white people
is over there
putting all the
mushrooms.
I want some onions.
I want some peppers.
Yeah, you need some onions.
Eat your white asses.
Nah, y'all bugger.
You want all that?
White people love omelets. Yeah, they do. That line be longer. Especiallyes. Nah, y'all bugger. You want all that? White people love almonds.
Yeah, they do.
That line be longer shit.
Especially if they could put some mushrooms and tomatoes
in that shit.
Yeah, they got all that.
Mushrooms.
Ham.
I'm going to be having the diced up ham.
Yup.
Little cheese.
Good.
Yes, sir.
You can put cheese in the eggs now,
but I just don't like all the ingredients in eggs.
It's a wrap.
I get it.
I don't like wraps either. I don't like wraps. It's just. It's a wrap. I get it. I don't like wraps either.
I don't like wraps.
It's just an egg wrap.
You got a spinach wrap.
You got a whole wheat wrap or tortilla wrap.
Wraps are trash too.
Is it?
Oh, so you don't fuck with wraps.
I don't fuck with wraps.
Wraps are trash.
Oh, wraps are trash, bro.
What's going on?
Give me bread.
He wants the whole thing. I want bread.
I want fucking bread.
He's from the mountains, bro. I want some fucking bread. He's from the mountains, bro.
I want some fucking bread.
He's from the mountains.
Hard taco or soft taco?
I want all the same shit.
But a wrap is not bad.
Wait, you want a soft taco, but you don't want a wrap?
That's a fact.
It's the same shit.
One just closed and one open?
Yeah.
It's different.
I like burritos, too.
It's not a wrap.
What?
A burrito is not a wrap.
It's its own thing. All right, dog. You got it. It's not a wrap. What? A burrito is not a wrap. It's its own thing.
All right, y'all.
You got it.
You got it.
It's its own thing.
What the fuck is a Chipotle burrito?
It's a burrito.
That's a fucking wrap.
It's not a wrap.
Why is it not a wrap?
Why?
Because they put lettuce and shit in there.
They got lettuce in burritos.
It's lettuce in a burrito.
But you could put anything in a wrap.
I know.
That's the problem.
But you can put a burrito shit in the wrap. I don't put none of that anything in a wrap. I know. That's the problem. But you can put a lot of shit in the wrap.
I don't put that shit in my wrap.
You can work with somebody for 15 years and not know shit about them.
They don't like wraps.
Wraps are trash.
I might get some fucking Chipotle today.
What's wrong with you?
Wraps are trash.
Burritos are excellent.
Tacos are excellent.
They are not wraps.
They are separate things.
There might be some white shit.
Yo, you sound like my girl.
I don't say shit like that. Stubborn shit that don't make no sense. I think wraps are white people shit. they're separate things there might be some white shit yo you sound like my girl my girl
I don't say shit like that
stubborn shit
that don't make no sense
I think raps are white people shit
honestly
fam
what the fuck is the difference
I don't know the difference
between a burrito
and a rap
a rap
and a soft shell taco
is the same
if you close it
you just close it
you roll it over one more time
it's a burrito
it's a burrito
but this is troubling cause Parks family is a restaurant family.
So that means that they're spreading this knowledge.
No, they serve wraps.
I never heard of them.
It's him.
He's stubborn, yo.
I just don't care for the wrap.
He sounds stubborn.
Give me a fucking sandwich.
Put it on some bread.
Some bread.
Or on a plate.
I can use a fork.
This guy's nuts.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the stubborn shit.
Get them wraps out of here, man.
Speaking of sandwiches, the new thing they're doing
Or that I'm seeing
Anyway
In some of these
New York bodegas
They're making your
Ham cheese salami
Or whatever
And they're chopping
It all up
They're making
Chopped cheese sandwiches
Out of everything
Yes
I've never seen them do it
That shit looks great
Yeah you ain't been
To my hood
Sandwiches unlimited
No
Yes sir
What's there?
That's good for black people.
Real sandwiches.
Yeah.
Newark is a sandwich?
Say some bullshit.
He's not even in Newark.
He ain't in Newark.
He ain't in Newark.
He ain't been in Newark in 30 years.
I was there last night.
He ain't been in Newark in a long time.
I was at Sandwiches Unlimited last night.
Okay, but you ain't been in Newark in a long time.
I was in Newark yesterday.
Oh, okay.
Before that.
Yesterday?
The day before that?
You moved out of Newark early. I was in Newark yesterday. Oh, okay, before that. Yesterday? The day before that? You moved out of Newark early.
I'm in Newark every day.
I said you moved out
of Newark early.
No, I didn't.
I was grown.
You've been grown for a while.
I was in there early.
When you moved out of Newark?
I was 20.
20.
All right.
Hey, that's all right.
Yo, is this getting the Matrix?
All right.
So you moved out of Newark early.
Yeah, nigga shot me.
I got to go.
Oh, shit.
Yo, my nigga.
I respect that.
Fuck, I'm talking.
That's some real shit right there.
I got a couple dollars.
I ain't got to keep it real this much.
Keeping it real gone wrong.
What the fuck are you talking about?
What'd you say happened in Jersey City?
A nigga didn't shot me
and I never went back
close enough right
a little too close
there you go
a little too close
for comfort
Ran you right about
that Dairy Queen
that was my Dairy Queen
I almost got it
on in front of
Dairy Queen
actually too before
I was with you
one time
we almost got
some shit
at that dumbass
Dairy Queen
that Dairy Queen used to be hot a little bit.
Yeah.
It used to be hot a little bit.
Who fights in front of Dairy Queen?
That's not the place that you think you need to...
Niggas, niggas.
With the lactose-
Good ass ice cream right here,
you gonna just be beefing with a nigga.
No, nigga.
And it's hot, nigga?
Can I get my double cone nigga with the rainbow sprinkles?
I don't want no beef.
I ain't even do the Haagen-Dazs like I'm usually doing
in the summertime.
Them milkshakes.
Praline's cream.
Oh my God, Haagen-Dazs.
So you're in a relationship.
You eat more ice cream
than relationships.
Nah, but you go to Haagen-Dazs
and get to,
you know what I mean,
when you be on a date.
That's a date with my girl though.
No, no, no, no, listen.
We take that for granted we ain't
yeah we don't do it
yeah
yeah you used to
telling you
that little pralines and cream
on that promenade
got em
why you don't break up
why you don't break up
with your girl
for one week
it would have been
so easy to do
after Malcolm X
or the opera
that fight was right there
it was right there that fight was right there. That fight was right there.
Yeah.
Hold up.
I missed pause.
I missed pause giving for this.
Stay over there.
Let's.
This nigga's stupid, yo.
Yeah, we can really pause.
You heard?
But you won't pause.
Who won't pause?
It stopped, yo.
Yo, this nigga be acting like.
Yo, shut up, yo.
Knock it off, bro. Please. Come on, let's move acting like... Yo, shut up, yo. Knock it off, bro. Please.
Come on, let's move on, man.
It's just a nigga here, yo.
I used to almost see this nigga at Haagen-Dazs by my side.
What you doing over here? You don't even live over here.
Yes, I do.
He's going to Haagen-Dazs in town. He don't even live in.
Big nigga don't live over here.
I had 17
residences, nigga.
Right by the mailbox. I don't live over here I had 17 residences nigga Right by the mailbox
I know
It was one time
We was recording
We had to party
Parks crib
I was thinking about
Getting a crib in the story
To do fuck shit
That's a good spot for it
That ain't a bad spot for it
That's one of the best spots
For it
Yeah that shit
That shit has come a long way.
A little strip right there.
Even since I've been there.
You hear the girl dads on there like, woo!
You can hear these girl dads over here.
So guess what happens?
When your daughter say, dad, I'm going to a story,
you be like, you going to a story what?
See?
Nah, them niggas Joe and them be over there.
Oh, shit.
Keep your ass for a while.
Niggas like Imani, niggas like Fer,
stay away from them niggas, no sir. If I like Imani, niggas like Fer, stay away from them
niggas, no sir. If I had a daughter,
I'd raise her like fucking Gabby.
What's that
little white girl that her mom made her
think she had all this shit going on?
Oh, shit.
Mom.
Yo, did you hear the snitch?
She in a wheelchair for the week?
She got a break, dude. Oh, shit. Yo, do you hear the sound? She's in a wheelchair. I'll fix all that
whole face shit up.
That ain't gonna work.
Come on, let's go to the doctor
and get these pills.
You're not right.
You're not right.
17 placebo pills.
Yo, they're giving her the real shit. You're lying. You're not right You 17 placebo pills No they're giving her The real shit
Yes they was
They fucked that girl up
That gypsy girl right
Yeah gypsy rose
Gypsy rose
Gypsy rose
Gypsy rose was fucked up
That's great
OD
Yeah my door
Perfectly healthy
Fucked up
That'll be me
That's
So fucked up That you Yeah, my daughter. Perfectly healthy. My daughter. Fucked up. That'll be me. That's cool.
So fucked up.
That you?
You said you'll let her date the 6'9 nigga.
I don't even want no 6'9 nigga having sex with my daughter.
Go get you some 5'8 nigga with little meat when you get grown.
And let that nigga do some.
Do you want a 6?
Is you crazy? You you messed up the boyfriend.
You are nuts, yo.
Yo, you are nuts.
Hold up, homeboy.
What you working with?
You too big.
You too big.
Nah, nah, we ain't doing that.
You too big.
So now you want the square nigga to have a little dick.
See.
So you don't want the best for your daughter.
That ain't the best.
Who said?
All right, forget it, yo. They don't know that. You don't have no references. Oh, you're a big the best for your daughter. That ain't the best. Who said? All right, forget it, yo.
They don't know that.
You don't have no references.
Oh, you're a big motion in the ocean guy.
And quiet is kept.
Us girls, when it came to the first time,
we did want a little Peter Weider to break it in.
Nobody wants to break it in on a nine-incher's a little Peter Weider until you look at some...
Nobody.
You talking about the first time.
Yeah, that's what we're...
Don't we talk about the first time?
Kind of, sort of?
I never thought that.
Fam, what I'm saying is that...
We just don't want the 6ix9ine nigga
coming to beat it down.
We didn't say that was the first...
But you guys are talking about her first, right?
What you gonna do?
You know the older you get,
you get shorter, right?
So now you 5'5 opening the door.
Talking about something.
How big is your dick, son?
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
Listen.
Short guys are tripods.
Short guys are tripods.
I know you.
She always got to fuck someone. I know you'll... She always gotta fuck something.
I'm just letting it get it off.
Go ahead, Mel.
I'm saying.
Rock on.
Your science is flawed.
I'm just telling you.
Mel is so corny.
Your science is flawed.
It was a joke. I just don't want no 6ix9ine nigga
nowhere around my baby.
And don't put that in the studio.
He forced us to drink at work.
Oh, man.
Holy shit.
Oh, fuck, man.
You crazy.
What's wrong with y'all?
I do want to ask a question.
Let's hear it.
All right, here we go.
This is when the bullshit starts.
Yeah.
But it don't have to be like that if I can just
get a direct answer from Mel and we move on.
It'll be a quick hit.
A Mel question.
Wait, wait.
A direct answer from Mel.
Direct answer.
I'm going to try.
Is it a yes or no question?
It doesn't matter.
I'll try not to meander.
I'm thinking about mine and Isha's glory days
back in the day, man.
And it begged the question.
How many times do you think
you've been
How do I ask this, man?
Fuck.
Somebody's city stop off? Excuse me? Nothing. Fuck. Somebody's city stop off?
Excuse me?
Nothing.
Go on.
A city stop off?
Go, go, go.
Keep going.
City stop off.
Do you think that anyone has ever plotted to jump you?
Jump me as in physically?
No.
What?
Like, two people, like, you know what?
Two good-looking gentlemen.
Funny and charming.
We can...
Deboné and suave.
Caked up, smelling good.
We can get the...
Nice cars, nice cribs.
We can get the...
Fuck is you talking about?
I mean, fuck is you talking...
Not even that, but just a little lightweight jump.
A little one-two?
You mean not at the same time, though?
Yeah.
At the same time?
No.
Like, well, we both could get that.
Yeah, we both plotting.
A thousand percent.
Absolutely.
Of course.
Of course.
I plotted on.
Fuck yeah.
Damn.
Your escapability.
Just got out of there. All of them. I plotted on. Fuck yeah. Damn. Your escapability. Hmm?
She got out of there.
All of them.
All of there.
Yeah.
Nobody ever almost
likes to see you.
What?
All right.
Nobody ever like
made it like second base
on the jump.
Time out. You're making all these fucking faces
Go ahead
Nah I'm kinda getting
I need a little clarity
So do I
That's why
Hence the faces
Cause I thought you was talking about
Juju
No I wouldn't talk that like that
I wouldn't talk that like that
Oh you mean like Eskimo brother jump
Yeah
Oh you've been Eskimo brother jump? Yeah. Oh, you've been Eskimo brother.
Yeah, of course.
She might not know.
That's why I was asking.
Yeah, exactly.
You know, right?
There's some of you probably.
You probably know some.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like after history reveals itself.
Oh, you see them too old.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You heard the yeah, yeah, yeah. That was a deep voice. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
That was a deep voice. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I definitely been a scenario in which I turned to the fuckers Eskimo brothers and they didn't know
Intentionally, yes plot twist. Whoa absa-fucking-lutely
So she jumped down. Yeah, I turned to gentlemen in Eskimo brothers, and they didn't. You was two niggas on a hit list.
Pity them.
Oh, darn.
Everybody wanted that situation.
You got that off.
You got that off.
You really showed them.
Fuck.
Who was the boss?
You won that one.
Angela.
I'm sure they learned their lesson.
Is there ever a situation?
No, but seriously, is there ever a situation for you guys in which there is somebody that you would not want to be Eskimo brothers with?
What was the question?
Is there ever a scenario in which you found out you were Eskimo brothers with somebody and you were just like, oh, this?
I'm going to need you to start answering these questions.
She's talking to you.
No, she's not.
She's talking to us.
start answering these questions.
She's talking to you.
No, she's not.
She's talking to us. Y'all.
This nigga be sitting over here
and I can hear his brain.
My answer is yes.
What say them?
What say you?
I don't care if I go first.
What if you didn't?
Wait, what?
Eskimo brothers, right?
Girl dads are crazy.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me explain.
Hold on, hold on.
Let me explain. Look, look at both of them. Eskimo brothers. We ain't talking about a joke, right? Girl dads are crazy. Hold on. Let me explain. Hold on. Let me answer this. Let me explain.
Look, look at both of them.
Eskimo brothers.
We ain't talking about a joke, right?
No.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, most times I don't care.
But.
What?
I don't give a fuck.
I'm about to explain.
Shut the fuck up.
No, let me explain, yo.
You my nigga what?
You judge a girl by who they fuck.
We definitely have judged girls by who they fuck.
So you be like, oh damn, he hit it?
I don't even know if I want to hit it no more that's definitely true speak for you it depends on how bad i want
to hit it it depends on the quality of the nigga it would have to be a real bad like if this is
something i want to check off that's why i said i don't give a fuck if i go first oh like if i went
first what i said it would have to be real bad like i know he's got herpes. If I go first? Oh, well, you know. Like, if I went first? Wait, what? I said it would have to be real bad.
Like, I know he's got herpes or some shit.
Oh, no.
I'm talking about, like, if I went first, then I went first.
But if you fuck just a couple dill dusty niggas.
Yes, come on, fellas.
I got herpes.
Yep.
That's wild.
But he said to me, no.
Like, yo, your value going to fall to me.
I'm not trying to.
I'm just still.
Here you still, bro.
If I know a couple little dusty, dusty niggas that pop,
I'll pop the little couple dusty, dusty chicks.
Okay, you got it.
I don't give a fuck about that.
If I just wanted to pop,
if I just wanted to pop and that was it,
I'm not, this ain't nothing I'm trying to wife up.
I just, I don't want to fuck up.
That shit don't matter to me matter I was disappointed when I first learned that me and Bow Wow was Eskimo
brothers and then I learned that we just had a deep family deep family tree like I kept bumping
into this man don't play and at that point once you bump into a nigga like seven eight times it's
like oh I respect give him his credit I respect it. We're here now.
Yeah.
Because we might hold
a nigga in a certain,
you know what I mean?
Low regard.
Yes.
And then you see his roster
and you're like...
He's a sniper.
That nigga is a sniper.
Yeah.
We had a sniper here.
You heard what he told you.
Mm-hmm.
Who's that?
We had a bunch of snipers here.
No, we had a particular.
We had an A1 sniper here.
We've had a few, though.
We did. Who you talking about an A1 sniper here. We've had a few, though. We did.
Who you talking about?
I don't know.
Look.
Oh, no, he's...
He said, yo,
don't even compare me
with these niggas.
He said, yo, stop.
Them the ones you know.
Yo, that sniper means...
He said, compare me to Leo.
He said, yo, compare me
to Justin T and Leo.
He was like...
Take me out of hip hop.
Sniper means he hit you
and you don't know.
He said, yo, a sniper is,
you don't hit a gun,
you just see the body drop.
I don't want none of my Eskimo brothers
to have a black scent.
Well, you know.
Yeah, there are some things.
You the only child, nigga.
There are some things,
if you find out about your Eskimo brother,
it's like, all right, ma.
You're done till now.
You're done till now.
You know what I'm saying?
Now you're done.
Yeah, you're the only child.
Your Eskimo brother's got black scent.
Mine?
Cool.
How many you want me to name?
With a black scent?
Give me some.
I can't think of none.
All right, cool.
Off mic.
Oh, that's peak pardon.
That's peak pardon ship right there.
I just don't want to put nobody's business.
You know what I'm saying?
I don't want to do that.
All right, give me a little to the side or something.
No, that's not a black scent.
You know what a black scent is?
A black scent is that shit Justin Timberlake was doing.
Oh, no, I ain't know what you're doing.
No, no, no, I'm wrong.
Pardon me.
Yeah, all right.
You scared me.
No.
I was about to call some of the bitches.
You let Terry bone?
Tell me about the time y'all was out with your significant other
and she thought that the waitress was hitting on you.
Oh, my God.
That shit is annoying.
That shit is annoying.
Because why does that always happen?
You said which time?
Tell me about the time.
Yeah, I'm like, every time.
No, not every time.
Most of them.
And how many times was she right?
Because sometimes you guys seem like really oblivious when a chick is hitting on you this
is the thing i'm so um i like kind of go on my way to be overwhelmingly nice to even if i'm at
wendy's and i can't see you and i hear you i like try to be as polite as possible oh you're nice to
the little wendy's so i don't know if it's them being nice or you them flirting i can't tell
even when i'm at wendy's i'm nice no i meant like i can't see of tell. Even when I'm in Wendy's, I'm nice to them.
I can't see you. It's
through the drive-thru. I can't see them.
I'm flirting. They flirting. You got to come around to the window
and see a nigga. Yeah, but they don't know what you
look like. So you nice at the drive-thru speaker?
You're trying to bag at the speaker.
Get him the fuck out of here. This nigga love talking.
This nigga is
odd.
He at the drive-thru speaker. I thought you meant the window.
No, he's weird.
Hey, ma'am, how are you?
Yes.
Sir, just make a fucking order.
Get the fuck out of my face.
Do you want a tea or not?
Sir, the line is long.
You're holding up the line.
Can you get your bitch ass
Out of the window please
Hey Chick-fil-A
Get the fuck out of here
Sir you know what
Pull your car over there
We're gonna make it
And bring it right after you
Holy shit
Get the fuck out of my line
Yo that's funny
Mad times
I think my girl
Looks at it differently
Than I do
I think women just judge it
Differently They do And then they tell us We don it differently than I do. I think women just judge it differently.
They do.
And then they tell us we don't know because we're not women.
I know women.
You don't know.
I know women.
She was being way too nice to you.
Or she wanted a nice shit.
She's a server, yeah.
Yeah, she know who paying.
Right.
Duh.
You want her to be nice to you?
There you go.
That part.
And I order mad easy
Yo let me get a ribeye
Medium
Potatoes
Spinach
You have sauteed
Great
Here you come
I want cheese
But no cheese
The long eyes
They start asking
What do you like
What do you think is good here
What do you like on the menu?
What do you suggest?
Is there pork in this?
I suggest you order what the fuck you want.
Is there a way to put mushrooms on this, but only the top of the mushroom?
Cut the bottom, because I'm allergic to the bottom of the mushroom.
When I was younger, I had a really bad mushroom accident.
I want asparagus, but not the tips.
Why girls order like that?
Obnoxious.
That is funny son
I just be looking
at the waiter
like I know
you can't
listen you gotta be nice
I know
trust me
I'm sorry
my bad
my bad
there'll be a little
extra in the tips
I'ma take care of you
I'ma take care of you
just be tolerant
please I'ma take care of you
this is everywhere
it's not you
is there any way
you can make this
without this
without this key ingredient ma'am it's called it's called lasagna. Is there any way you can make this without this? Without this key ingredient?
Ma'am, it's called lasagna, ma'am.
No, I can't make it without cheese.
What are you talking about?
No, ma'am.
No.
Oh, no.
But the chef can't just do a special?
Girls are annoying.
Oh, what a food, man.
The worst.
And that's after they figure out what they want.
Well.
Oh, shit.
Because I know what I want,
and I got here starving.
And the waiter came over here three times
and said, you ready?
No, we need another minute.
No, we don't.
Yo, your fam,
you're on your fifth lychee martini.
Order some food.
Fuck.
Then they get to talk and tell the story.
Now the waiter come back,
hey, you guys decided yet?
Oh, shit.
I haven't even picked it up
since the last time you was here.
Well bitch, what the hell have you been doing?
Besides running your fucking mouth.
Shut that trap.
Drinking my lychee martini, motherfucker.
Well, I'm hungry.
Man, my lychee stomach is about to turn.
Yo, fuck.
Damn.
We really all got the same experiences, yo.
And that's even before you picked a restaurant.
Oh, shit.
No, you have to pick.
You can't even.
There's no more of that, no more for me.
Yeah, I don't do that.
Yo, you want to go here?
I don't care anywhere.
All right, cool.
I don't really like that.
And then it's not anywhere.
No, wait, wait, wait.
Then when you do the.
Am I annoying you?
No. I'm just starving. Starving. By the way, it's not anywhere. No, wait, wait, wait. Then when you do the... Am I annoying you? No.
I'm just starving.
Starving.
By the way, it's ramen, yo.
My girl is like that on Uber Eats.
Yep.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It might be worse.
And, and...
I think it might be worse.
For some reason, she act like
she don't have Uber Eats on her phone.
So there's nothing I can do, right?
So, yeah, come on, we got to eat.
Here, baby.
Man, that phone about to be there for 90 minutes.
Thank God for them silent texts.
Fuck around, right?
Your girl might see a text.
Might see a text to fuck up her day.
She ain't got nothing to talk to you about. She ain't hungry no more. She ain ain't got nothing. She ain't hungry no more now.
She ain't hungry no more.
There ain't no eating in here tonight.
These niggas are fools, son.
Then she ordered the food an hour later.
Then she get the message.
Nigga, bitch, we closed.
We closed.
Now I'm sitting here starving.
And once she finally picked, I really wanted that now.
Now I'm ready.
Oh, yeah, cool.
Cuban peace.
Let's get it. Place this order for 12 a.m. tomorrow. God'm ready. Oh, yeah, cool. Cube and peace. Let's get it.
Place this order for 12 a.m. tomorrow.
God damn it.
Cursing them out.
You'll be mad at the restaurant.
This fucking bum ass restaurant
going to close at 10 o'clock.
No, nigga.
You was 845 when you got my phone.
What are you talking about?
All right, what else?
What else we got?
That's important, unimportant,
near and dear to our hearts and souls.
I see something that might be
near and dear to Ish, but Mel, you wrote it.
Yeah, so there's-
What's going on?
I just wondered, like the Home Depot boycott everybody's kind of talking about.
No.
Yeah.
Ish.
Ish.
I don't know about that.
Ish ain't been to Home Depot in ages.
I've been to Home Depot last week.
Two days-
You went everywhere two days ago.
I was at Home Depot Monday.
A lot of shit.
He did a lot two days ago.
Home Depot Monday.
I don't know what boycott they talking about.
They're just talking about the fact that the owner of Home Depot basically said that regardless
of the outcome of Trump's court cases, he will still pledge a bunch of money to his
campaign.
And some of these cases are sexual assault cases.
He was like, I don't give a fuck.
He's getting my money.
So a lot of people
are feeling like,
boycott Home Depot.
And I was just like,
hmm?
You can't.
You can.
You go to Lowe's.
You go to Lowe's.
There ain't enough of them.
Especially in New Jersey.
You fuck.
So it's like,
yo, what we gonna do?
We gonna build these houses
or y'all niggas
gonna be political?
I just counted the Lowe's
two days ago.
I know.
Try counting the depots.
You run out of fingers
like what the fuck.
In New Jersey.
I don't know about
the other states but
I mean it just speaks volumes
to power.
These motherfuckers feel like
they don't gotta follow
nobody rules but they don't.
Yeah.
Cut.
What you think man?
I was about to say something.
What you think?
She's not going to Home Depot anymore.
I mean, I don't really go to Home Depot.
That was a joke.
It's not really my jam.
I know.
Yeah.
So what do you think?
If you need that closet fix, where are you going to go?
I mean, there's power in the dollar, and I think that if enough people...
No, I don't think it would matter, actually.
No.
So you're going to go to Home Depot, right?
I don't see the would matter actually. No. So you're going to go Home Depot, right? I don't see the boycott
being successful.
Everybody's already
knew where the CEO
of Home Depot stood
when it came to
his political affiliations
and the fact that
he donated money
to Trump's campaign,
you know,
since 2016.
I didn't know,
nor did I particularly care.
Listen, this topic
is lighting the phone lines up.
Man, they are calling nonstop wanting to engage about the Home Depot sexual abuse boycott.
Yeah.
Yo, Ice, why don't you tell me about your stealer, man?
Oh, man.
So my guy, Ryan Shazier, got caught out there, man.
What happened, man?
His wife, it looked like it was through the iPad.
Was being nosy, minding some business
that wasn't hers.
I mean, yeah.
Is it not her business?
No, it's not her business.
It was his iPad.
His iPad is not her business.
Okay.
And his dick ain't?
He didn't fuck that girl.
Oh, which, yeah, just conversation he was having.
He was just flirting a little bit? He was communicating. I mean, she was flirting. He was being fuck that girl. Oh, which... Yeah, just conversation he was having. He was just flirting a little bit?
He was communicating.
I mean, she was flirting.
He was being a nice guy.
Oh.
Weird.
But she went and...
It was just funny to me
because she didn't even screenshot the shits.
Like, she took her phone
and took pictures of the iPad screen.
She probably had Android.
He should've, too.
Touché. See? Touché. He should've too Touche See
Stupid ass
He should have too
Had his shit locked in
But yeah
Got caught
You know
And everybody's making
A big deal out of it
Because
She stood by him
When he went through
His injury
And his rehabilitation
That's good looking
Yeah but he's healthy now right
Yeah
I need some
I need a dummy
To nurse me back
To cheating status
And I mean like You know you got a second look on life.
You might want to cheat.
What the fuck you talking about?
After I've been through something so traumatic, I can't get a little cheat?
Or just like you say, damn, life's short.
I always did want to.
After any major health complication, cheating is coming right after for me.
Heart attack, fucking, What else you can get?
Colon cleanse.
Right after that, a cheat is coming.
Why is that the reward?
Who said anything about the reward?
Because that sounds like you're rewarding yourself.
No, you're taking advantage of life's shortness.
I'm living my life like it's golden, like NDR already said.
That's a good move.
Okay.
You don't want to buy yourself
like a cake?
He did, sort of.
He did.
And eat it too?
Different types of cake.
Yeah, you know what my thing is.
Let's see if I got it.
He bought a cake cart.
Oh, man.
And pounded it.
Pound cake?
Oh, man. And pound cake. Pound cake? Oh, man.
Yo, I'm just saying.
She should have kept her nose out of the iPad, man.
That's what all it sounds like to me.
That was Jill Scott.
That was Jill Scott.
Jill Scott what?
Said, living my life like it's golden.
Oh.
Oh, Jill took that from India.
She went over the NFL.
When niggas be wrong, they be like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, you didn't know about that?
They both said it.
I know the other version.
I wasn't even talking about that.
Jill would call up here, my bad.
Oh, man.
I knew somebody lived their life
like it was golden.
But yeah, man, my guy just, you know,
wanted to live a little bit.
Congratulations to him, man.
That takes a lot of discipline
to just flirt Courage to
flirt with this one girl.
The fortitude.
A lot of commitment.
This guy's been in the NFL.
The discernment.
He's had women by the...
Dozen.
More than that.
You know how tough it is for gentlemen like that to just stay focused has had women by the dozen. Some more than that.
You know how tough it is for gentlemen like that
to just stay focused every day?
Thousands and thousands of women
trying to fuck us
because y'all are horny heathens.
And he just got his legs back too.
And we committed every damn day.
Just got his legs back.
Then the one time
you sent a little text out,
y'all want to get to tripping. Like we didn't just practice
discipline for 996
days.
Now y'all leaving, ready to throw away
everything we built. Why?
Because I text a little workout hoe?
Is it really love?
She know about you. It's not embarrassing.
What did the text say?
I ain't got the text.
I want to hear what your reply is to my man.
My man's dying.
He going.
Hey, listen.
No, I hear.
Reply to him.
She can't reply.
She ain't got no nigga.
I'm talking about people with niggas.
Damn, yo.
Mel's had niggas.
Currently.
Mel, how would you reply
To what he said
I want to tell him
To go fuck himself actually
I really do
She know about you
I really do
I mean if you know
And she ain't you know
If you know that this is
What your dude does
Then it really is like
A thing of
Are you staying
Are you going
Like you just
You already know
This is what it is
I read something
On your Wikipedia
That I won't say on the air i'll tell you later let's go look at my wikipedia right like you just put it
right the fuck out there the whole world gonna be like come on oh man they're gonna go in there
start editing mail shit adding shit i'm sure that that's exactly what whatever you read I'm sure that that's what
happens it's not true right exactly let me find the text all right he's in the blue
do you have a time limit on text too ha ha it's Ryan she says ha ha not exactly only when I'm
lawyering away this is much much better. Got you locked in.
He says, yeah,
I try to limit myself as well on there.
So you're a lawyer
and a beat writer
and a world traveler.
How do you find the time?
That's absurd.
That's good, LOL.
It's just not healthy
to be that connected
with the world.
I love it for meeting people
and keeping up with friends,
but just not what I'm all about,
if that makes sense.
Some people,
that's their whole reality.
Oh, this is like the small talk in the beginning.
You just got to offer
IG. This is the, I'm not really the girl
that's about to cheat.
This is all that bullshit.
I don't do this. I don't be doing this.
Yeah.
I love what I am.
Haha, I love what I do. I make a lot
of sacrifices and don't have much free time.
But I definitely fill my time with things I enjoy most days.
She lining it up.
That's a straight line.
He says, yeah, I only show what I want people to see, too.
Word is born.
You know, that nigga just started grinning.
Yeah, nah, that's me, too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Word.
But I don't do so much of my life show so much, I guess he's trying to say.
She says, I'm the same way.
Hence the close friends.
LOL.
Some people get a little bit more, but I'm generally a really private person.
That's awesome.
She give it up a little bit.
Some people usually get a little.
Here you go being thirsty.
What did I do to deserve a little bit more of Caroline?
Not going to lie, I enjoy.
Just curious.
And are you back in Columbus?
And she says what they all say.
You know, I just feel like you have really good energy.
Is this something about you?
You seem super chill, like you're about your business. And I'm all about energy and vibes. It's just something about you. You seem super chill,
like you're about your business,
and I'm all about energy and vibes.
That's true.
And I am.
I just got back.
Where do you live?
I live in Pittsburgh,
but I'm actually in your neck
of the woods today and tomorrow.
Yes, indeed.
I'm right there.
I appreciate it.
This all sounds innocent to me, though.
Yeah, no doubt.
It's innocent.
I feel the same way, yeah.
I like just being around
great people and being low-key right translation let's fuck and keep this low yo get a spot in the
back oh two drinks oh the next one many of men many of men have gone down this path he says He says, I'm not going to lie. Don't lie.
One day you post something, and I DM and I unsent.
LOL, I think I was being cautious.
Look at his looking face.
Yo, hey, dog.
And you see.
And just take a guess at what she said after that.
Which pick?
No need to be cautious.
Oh, man.
Both.
If she hit with that.
No need to be cautious.
Which pick was it?
You're safe over here.
Safe space.
Oh, this ain't in order.
It's like a wobbly duck right over the middle of the field.
He sees that pick coming a mile away.
Bro, do you hear this horrible game?
It's working.
It seems to be effective.
It ain't.
No.
Well, has he cheated yet?
No.
You're just getting to know someone. Look at Ice.
Look at Ice, the pandering, coming out of him.
Come on.
He can't even contain it.
Speak for all women, Ice.
I don't speak for women.
All right, speak for you and women. I don't speak for women. All right, speak for you and women.
I don't speak for women at all.
You're not going to speak?
I'm saying.
She is.
Shoot.
Put it this way.
He's a stealer now.
No, he's not.
Stealer for life.
You right. Yeah. You right. You right. We good. Well, listen, I'll skip. Stealer for life. Ah. You right.
Yeah.
You right.
You right.
We good.
We good.
Well, listen, I'll skip some of this later on.
A few days later, he sent her some books.
He sent her the ultimate guide to anal sex for women.
What?
I was waiting to hear your response.
What?
Wait, what's the next one?
Tell them the next one.
And the next one is Blow by Blow,
a step-by-step guide on how to give blowjobs so explosive
that he will be willing to do anything for you.
My man's got a curriculum.
I've got to applaud this shit.
Here, read up on these before we meet.
Back.
Yo.
I'm here for the playboy.
They start talking sex,
and she start acting like she never did nothing.
She don't know how to do nothing.
So before you come out here with that parochial 101.
I'm going to need that butt.
Just know.
Just know.
We are doing some Coco love out here.
That's a wild book to say so much.
Yo, the niggas got the idiot's guide to anal.
Anal for dummies.
What the fuck?
Holy shit.
Oh, man.
Yo, salute.
Salute, Ryan.
Yo, that is hilarious.
Is this unclear?
No.
All right, so here we go.
I got it.
He says, I'm not going to lie.
One day you went to post something,
and I almost DM'd some shit, but I unsent that shit.
You know, trying to be respectful and be cautious.
Every nigga said that.
Shut up.
And she said, oh, shoot, are you really?
Oh, what are you doing in Columbus?
But then the next one.
And that's 100% my vibe.
No, you didn't haha what
now I'm curious what you said and what post was it
all right that is just small talking small talking oh here he go. He's thirsty. I know. So my date ended up being Braxton. Ha ha.
She said, I love that. He's great. Yeah, he's the homie. She says, I'll be your date next time
or some equivalent of that, whatever it is. He says, sounds like a great idea to me.
She says, got to get you to Columbus more often.
He says, I know.
Besides my son, I have another reason to be around more.
Oh, shit.
Wait, besides my son.
Holy shit.
Oh, shit.
Then he said, do you need to feel something?
Tongue out emoji, tongue emoji, tongue out emoji.
This guy's got the wackest tricks in the books.
She says, what do you mean, feel something?
He says, that's the song.
Ha ha, you told me to listen to it.
I guess some shit they were talking about real quick.
Whatever, shut up, nigga.
What else?
Then he sent the books.
Now she's sending pictures.
Enjoy some random pics from Mexico.
Wait, he just sent
those books unsolicited?
Like, just like,
here's some reading material?
Well, he's in a book club.
And there was no follow-up?
Freaky ass book club.
Well, you know,
sharing is caring
when information
is not fundamental.
She didn't even
comment on the book.
Mel, what do you think
about all this?
I don't want to drag this
reading all of this.
Is this cheating?
This is highly entertaining,
I do have to say.
But yeah,
of course it's cheating.
Ice is a cheating?
I have to say it.
Ice is a cheating?
Yes, it's cheating.
Parks is a cheating?
Yeah.
Ish is a cheating?
I tried to.
Of course.
I tried to.
I tried to shoot him
some bail.
Yeah, I want to.
Once you put the butt sex book in the chat?
I'm sorry.
I can't even bail you out of the blowjob 101 and the anal advancement.
Anal for dummies.
Yeah, I can't.
Okay.
I can't get you out of that.
So for you, it's not?
You fight that?
You never get me with this.
You never.
You got to take this to your girl group chat.
Yeah, I know.
Would you would come to me and talk about you cheated and show me some words that I said to somebody?
So it has to be physical to be cheating?
No, it has to be intent.
There's no intention behind those words?
Not that I can prove.
You know how many times niggas just get horny and send some shit to a girl?
Yo, hey, ma, you look great.
Nice tits.
He sent her fucking
how-to manuals.
Sent her books.
And said,
I got a reason to be out here
now other than my son.
Met a friend.
I got business.
Holy shit.
I think you missed your calling.
You should have been
a fucking lawyer.
You should have been
a defense attorney.
This is a relationship.
This ain't a trial, nigga.
Yeah, the fuck?
Yeah, you got it.
Listen, I'm a faithful man. I don't do none of this shit.
But
if it happened, you're going to need a little
more than my Instagram DMs
to get me out of here.
Here's a question, bro.
You find that, you leaving?
If I know that
that's him and I've accepted that,
then no, I'm not leaving.
What the hell was that?
What was that?
What the hell was that?
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold on, hold on.
She did it again.
I know.
Let's stay there though.
Because I never understand this.
You just said,
if you know that shit and you've accepted this, right?
Then what are you looking for?
I don't know.
Maybe there's other reasons as to why she wants you know this your nigga though yeah maybe you wanted more
acceptance you already know you already know you already know you're not leaving you obviously
you know because you might have caught him in this quite a few times girl truth and you know
you're not leaving so again my question is what are you still looking for i think sometimes you a lot of reasons one you want to see who who he's doing it with
you know i'm saying you also want to judge how serious it is three you want to see if he's
spending money these are these are all very realistic reasons as to why a chick who's not has no
intentions of going anywhere why she would still be looking you know what she's looking for you
know what i sound like it's a girl fucking math you sound like you want to torture yourself
yes that's what it sounds like a thousand percent sabotage i want to sit here and stress myself out
yes knowing i'm not going to do anything about it. Yes, yes. I am not denying that at all. It is totally self-sabotage.
It is total emotional fucking cutting.
It is.
There's no sense at all.
It's fucking girl math.
I am agreeing with you.
Okay.
Yes.
Yep.
And the call lines are going crazy right now.
Well, I mean, you guys think I was going to deny that,
and I'm not going to deny that.
That is, in fact, the truth. If you have no intention of going anywhere, but you I was going to deny that And I'm not going to deny that That is in fact the truth
If you have no intention
Of going anywhere
But you're still going to be nosy
And find out
Looking for the shit
That you know he's probably doing
These are some of the reasons
Why you would do it
Why you justify doing it
And I'm talking shit
This is inappropriate
I'm not going to call it cheating
But this is inappropriate
It's inappropriate behavior
In a relationship
Why are your eyes
Like fucking slits
Like you just
Were rolling your eyes A second agoits? Like, you just were rolling
your eyes a second ago.
What's going on?
I was rolling my eyes?
Yeah.
His eyes are just beautiful.
I love this little bromance.
I think that
the girl,
I can't speak for women,
but I think that they-
You can.
We'll be out of here
if you do.
Go ahead.
I think that they
look through the phone,
honestly,
hoping to not find anything
Almost as a reassurance
Oh fuck that
If you gotta look
Through your nigga's phone
You know you're gonna
Find something
I've dated guys
Where I'm like
I could look through
I won't even bother
Looking through his phone
Cause I know he ain't up to nothing
And then there's the other guys
I've dated
Oh he up to a mountain of shit
And I don't wanna know
How do you gaze the guy
That's not up to something
I'm gonna tell you why
I disagree with that You just You just know How do you gaze the guy that's not up to something? I'm going to tell you why I disagree with that.
You just know.
What do you mean, tuition?
They told her to look in the box.
How do you just know when you're with a guy
who you don't have to check his phone
because he's not doing anything?
I don't, I, you just, you just know.
I need more than you just know for the listeners
who don't know what it's like to just know.
That person that you're with, I'm just going to create a scenario, okay?
You have history together.
You have seen how they handle themselves in certain situations.
You understand their level of integrity, what their non-negotiables are.
You just know this person, and that's just not a part of their repertoire.
They'd rather break up with you than cheat on you because they think that it's beneath them.
There's some men that feel that way.
Now I understand.
All right.
I see where you're coming from.
I didn't think that.
Ish, I disagree with what you're saying.
Get him, Ish.
No, no, it's not to get him.
Because I've been the person that wasn't doing shit and she looked through the phone.
And you know what happened?
Just kept looking through the phone.
Like it wasn't enough. It wasn't like, not doing nothing oh I looked again he's not doing
nothing you keep looking to hopefully find something it's like how many what
are you looking for if it ain't there that's why I leave something in there
nice little surprise all alright moving right along
let's get some tea
oh yeah
little something
I know
if you wanna look
make sure you find something
gotta put a little
little icing in that eclair
alright what else what else we got so i was gonna ask you guys something
um ari lennox is like on all the blogs right now for all the fucking wrong reasons as far as i'm
concerned but she was she's on tour with rod wave right now and while she was on the stage performing
somebody threw a water bottle and i swear to, I fucking hate this trend of people throwing things at artists on stage,
but I digress.
So she flips the fuck out and whatever else.
They end up finding out who it was that did it.
But this isn't the question that I had for you.
A lot of people were kind of,
were in the comments were basically saying,
Ari Lennox was misplaced on this tour.
Her vibe and Rod Wave's vibe is totally different.
Their audiences are totally different.
And that was the response to her being misplaced on this tour.
So I wanted to kind of like ask you guys, especially you,
just have you ever seen like over the course of time,
artists that have been placed on the wrong tour?
I don't think it's all the way
the wrong i don't know if y'all listen to rob wave but he makes kind of singy sad songs yeah
no he does but ari is to me she's like in the neo soul kind of vibe like she's like the erica
badu kind of lane kind of thing you know what i'm saying so I just feel like her audience and his
audience you know he's got like an audience of like you know kind of you know like a lot of
white kids and I don't think that they necessarily know who Ari actually is I get and I understand
wanting to introduce your artist to another audience that's how you expand yeah you be supporting you know supporting cast on the tour
and
you hope that
a percentage of their fans
can be interested in your music
and now you've just gained
a new
you know
you've added on to your fan base
yeah
and you get paid
and you get paid
and the venues that he's doing
she couldn't do by herself
at all
so that changes things
next thing you know you graduate up and you keep doing that then you're the headliner The venues that he's doing, she couldn't do by herself. At all. So that changes things.
Next thing you know, you graduate up and you keep doing that, then you're the headliner at them type of venues.
Yeah, like put yourself in Ari Lennox's shoes as an artist.
You want to get in front of as many fans as you could possibly get in front of.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
That's why these- She's not in a spot where she's going to say no to that type of tour.
Rod Wave is bringing him out.
He's bringing him out.
He's selling out.
He's doing arenas.
This looks pretty curated by her team.
And she wilded out on the person for throwing the bottle?
Yes.
I don't think she's wrong.
She's not wrong for that.
Not at all. She's not wrong at all. I don't think she wrong. She's not wrong for that. Not at all.
She's not wrong at all.
I don't think she wrong at all.
But I don't see this
as a massive mismatch.
You do?
You don't think the artist
should react when people,
when things get thrown
at them on stage?
I think it depends
on how close it is,
how close it was.
No, I do not.
And you know the other problem
when you start,
I mean like Bebe Rexha
got a fucking phone
thrown at her face.
She ended up with stitches.
So you're not supposed
to react when
when you do react
it opens the door
for more of it
that's the bad part
in this clout chasing
error
reaction
brings more
of whatever
you're reacting to
empty water bottle
changes the
changes things
empty water bottle
yeah
if it wasn't
nowhere near me
it changes things
wait wait
empty water bottle
it was empty water bottle
dude that motherfucker hard as hell.
You know, that shit light.
You got to put some.
And it floated like an empty water bottle.
You got some strength to get that to the stage.
Empty water bottle.
My stance is the same as when Cardi did that shit.
I don't feel that any artist in front of that size audience or any audience should stop their show and talk to one person that's foul and disrespectful.
If you're going to stop your show,
then address your audience and say what you need to say.
But to address one person that's being a dick, no.
If you're going to take the break,
then talk to the staff, talk to your team,
talk to security, point them out,
get that person out of there.
But you had a show, and you are a songstress
and your songs are beautiful and soft and i don't think you need to be more professional all of this
cursing to this one person who we never even saw we only seeing you and how you are responding to
this now i know that takes a lot of restraint yeah i'm not telling everybody that there's no
right or wrong i'm just telling you what I think.
But, yeah,
I don't like when artists do that.
Unless you are in grave danger.
Somebody,
like if somebody hits you
or something.
Like that phone,
that phone's hitting somebody
in the face,
the show has to stop.
Yeah.
The show has to stop.
But if it's just somebody
splashed some alcohol up there
or threw some plastic
or some drawers
or something up there.
It depends.
Like, I don't want you
to assault me, my nigga.
If you throw a drink on me,
I don't know what's in the drink.
Your spit is in there.
All of that shit,
it's a different ballgame to me.
Or if you throw something heavy,
that could really hurt me.
You know what I mean?
Like, it changes things.
An empty water bottle,
I think it's an overreaction.
Especially if it wasn't close.
Get that motherfucker arrested,
prosecuted, teach him a lesson.
Won't throw shit else at another one.
Yeah.
Like if it was that big of an issue, press charges or have him dealt with.
Because again, people want the reaction.
I'm telling you.
They want you to sit there screaming.
They want you to jump in the crowd and fuck them up and possibly give them a lawsuit.
They want the bullshit.
They want that.
So no, we not going to give you that.
Yo, go find out who did that.
Get them the fuck out of here.
And I'm pressing charges.
And I understand niggas be mad when they're on stage and that happens.
So yeah, you be pissed off.
You out here doing your song.
Super disrespectful.
You're performing.
This is my job here.
That's it.
I don't care who you paid to see. You paid me to see. You made me to be job here. That's it. I don't care who you paid to see.
You paid me to be here too.
That's true.
So I'm doing my job.
Allow me to do my job.
And then you'll get whatever,
whoever you came to see,
he'll be here.
Hey, if you don't want to see
the opener go later,
people do that.
I do it all the time.
Shit, I'll ask people,
yo, who's opening on your show?
Oh, this person, this person?
All right, I'll be there around this time.
Or you just,
you don't have to go as soon as doors open.
It's going to be openers.
Shout out to Ari, though.
Hopefully that doesn't continue to happen to her up there.
We don't really wish that on any performer.
No, not at all.
Yeah, for real.
We got to learn how to deal with some of this stuff.
It's going to continue to
happen i just hope her and other performers you know and it takes a lot of discipline
that you don't react and do something that you'll end up paying for one way or another it takes a
lot of discipline it's easier said than done you know sitting here on the couch i'm not standing
on stage having somebody throw something at me but just try to be you know try to think that through because that's what they want
They want to be able to tie you to a lawsuit make you pay some money out
Whatever the case may be we've seen you know 50 throw a mic at somebody, Carty throw a mic
You just throw something back at someone and there's a problem
Just be careful out there. We've also seen people start throwing shit and then the artists end the show.
Yeah, I'm not mad at that.
Bring that back.
I'm in danger.
My physical well-being is placed in jeopardy.
The show is over.
You still owe me my money.
It's in the contract.
True, true.
Bring that back.
That'll teach you, niggas.
Oh, you're throwing shit?
Good night.
Yeah.
Fuck around and get jumped by the crowd.
Yeah, for costing us the event.
Uh-huh.
You thought they was jumping niggas
when Beyonce did the little silent part.
Have this your whole show
and then watch what happens.
Mm-hmm.
It's fucking people up in the crowd.
See Beyonce's movie in theaters?
Yep.
Mm-hmm.
It's out now?
Yeah.
Yes.
I am going to go see it.
I want to watch it.
Yeah, I'm going to go see it. I want to watch it.
Yeah, I'm going to go see it.
Definitely going to go see it.
Now, is Beyonce bleaching her skin?
No, she is not.
God, people are so insane.
Whoa.
Yeah.
I had a long... So what is she doing here?
I...
What...
Why do you think that she's bleaching her skin?
Because I have eyes.
I don't know that.
I don't...
I don't think anything.
Okay. But I have eyes. I don't know that. I don't think anything. Okay.
But I have eyes,
and something was up in the picture.
A lot of things can happen in a picture.
It could be terrible color composition.
The first pictures that came out,
the backdrop with the silver hair,
it washed her out. It looked really, to me, it was, it washed her out.
It looked really, to me, it did not look,
her dress looked amazing.
She looks amazing.
And the color of her dress and her hair.
She looked super, she looked super washed out.
And I think she's, I think she's trolling here.
I really, I just.
I don't think Beyonce's bleaching her skin.
No, she's not bleaching her skin.
About that washing out, I didn't understand that,
but that's how it was explained to me.
I think the color of the hair with the dress,
with the lighting and all of that shit,
it just wasn't the most favorable picture for her skin tone,
but I don't necessarily know.
I would have to see...
When Sammy Sosa was bleaching and when...
Bob's cartel.
You could see the difference, like a transitional difference.
With her, next week you might see her and she look like her normal skin.
I don't think Sammy Sosa and Beyonce got the same bleach connect.
Beyonce ain't bleaching, man.
I did Sammy Sosa.
That shit was horrible.
Sammy has to thank you, Joe.
That shit was horrible.
I don't know if he still had it when he got bleached.
He looked like a nut.
That shit looked crazy.
He like, he went to the Trudy in the Bronx.
They was killing bitches.
Putting a cock in.
He like, he just put some Clorox on his face.
Yeah.
He looked a mess.
And homeboy, yeah.
Homeboy?
No.
That nigga so crazy.
She took some close-up pictures, and it's her regular skin tone.
Yeah.
Just as proof that she wasn't bleaching.
Anybody got thoughts on Benny the Butcher hanging out with Freddie G's baby moms?
Should I make some coffee?
Should I grab a snicker or some shit?
That was crazy.
Grab a snicker or some shit.
That was crazy.
But his baby mom has been pretty adamant that, A, I don't fuck with you.
She lists her reasons.
She says he's a deadbeat, don't claim the kid, made it rough for her,
even back when she was still pregnant doing porn.
Wait, ain't the kid new?
Pretty new, I think. Yeah, pretty new.
So what do you mean he ain't claiming the kid?
Give him a second.
My nigga what?
Hey, yo.
How do you make that?
Damn, you all impatient?
God damn.
You all impatient?
You know this nigga was coming?
Mama's maybe.
Daddy's maybe.
Yo, you stupid.
So she's been saying a lot of shit.
Like, she said there's nothing going on with her and Benny. She's just getting her chain back. Daddy's maybe Yo you stupid So she's been saying A lot of shit Like She said
There's nothing going on
With her and Benny
She's just getting
Her chain back
Ah
She probably missed
That chain
Okay
Yo women be so
Messy sometimes
Bruh
It's beyond messy
Sometimes
Women do some shit
That are
Get a nigga murdered
Yes
Yes Yo you let somebody Pull a camera out Sometimes. Women do some shit that'll get a nigga murdered. Yes.
Yes.
Yo, you let somebody pull a camera out and take a picture with you and a nigga that you know your baby father got beef with. No, no, no.
More than that, this is the people that we got into a fight with.
Yeah, they beat her up too.
Yeah.
That's how the chain got took.
Yeah.
I'm paying you back.
Come over here and get this chain, girl. My bad. bad come on women be doing some wild shit money that shit is crazy
and what but the crazy part is well it will justify it though like to her that
makes sense everything she's doing makes sense she don't see that she's in the wrong. Her body, her choice.
You get teared at the weirdest moments.
What's your opinion?
I'm not chilling with the ops if it could result in physical violence.
I'm not doing that.
Personally.
Personally.
Gotcha.
Yeah, it's never been my vibe.
Thank God.
Yeah, it's good.
Good girl right there. I'll just make them niggas Eskimo, bro. Yeah, it's never been my vibe. Thank God. Yeah, it's cool.
Good girl right there.
I'll just make them niggas Eskimo brothers.
I'm not chilling with the opps if one of them can get in physical danger.
Well, what's the other scenario?
No, she just said y'all purposely made them niggas Eskimo brothers.
And knew they didn't want to be Eskimo brothers. Yeah.
So if he went in the igloo and caught you in the igloo and he popped the nigga, then what?
Whoops.
All right.
All right.
What else?
We got up there.
Let's see.
Mikey Williams caught a break.
We know.
He did.
He did.
Yo, to all the gamers out there, this is, y'all can chill out for a minute
Go get you some coffee do whatever you want to do
GTA 6 is upon us
Rockstar has announced finally
The GTA 6 trailer will be
December 5th 9am
What's the craze please explain the craze to me
Grand Theft Auto
The game is
Well first off this game has
I think it came out over a decade ago.
Way over a decade.
Way far.
Yeah, probably 15.
20?
No, no, no.
I'm talking about GTA V.
Just the fifth one.
Got you.
Oh, got you.
It is, I think, the only game to live through three consoles.
That's crazy.
Like, shut up, Joe.
I told you you can go make some coffee.
I said that that's crazy. But it's not crazy. But You can go make some coffee That's fine I said that that's crazy
But it's not coffee
Cause game
But you can go make some coffee
No in my day
Games couldn't go
From console to console
But you can go
And put some coffee
In the cup
I'm agreeing
But the cup right there
And it's empty
Oh man
It can't be
Go fill your cup
You mean only like
Cause Madden and
No no no
The same game
My nigga
Madden comes out Madden comes out Every year Yeah Game, my nigga. Like,
that's his nigga
do his gamer shit, yo.
No, no, no, no.
That comes out every year.
Yeah.
This is the same GTA 5.
It came out on PS3.
Oh, gotcha.
That would be like
Mario,
the original Mario
going through all this.
We released the same game PS4.
We released the same game PS5.
It'd be like Space Invaders
going all the way.
Just keep going.
That's what it is.
This is why I don't talk about,
y'all ask me why I don't talk
about any gaming shit on here.
This is why.
Dig Dug.
2020.
Remember Donkey Kong?
It's like.
Double Dragon.
Contra.
Mortal Kombat.
Like, yeah.
Contra, yes.
Niggas want nice and Contra.
Shut up. That's crazy, Ice. But no, yes. Niggas want nice and Contra. Shut up.
That's crazy, Ice.
But no, it was more to it.
GTA.
We'll talk.
Parks and Ish stepped on the gamer segment that I was glued to.
Nigga, you stepped first.
What kind of glue you at?
That's some bum ass colors.
I said that was dope.
It's a big deal for us.
It's a big deal for people who've been waiting for it.
They introduced an online version of it. People have been. I ain't going to do that. it's a big deal it's a big deal for people who've been waiting for it they've introduced
an online version of it
people have been
I ain't gonna do that
this is one of the real
nigga games that they got left
it is
yeah
it really is
like niggas really
lock in on this GTA shit
but um
6 have been
like rumblings for years
we never knew
if they was even
gonna make a 6
cause they making
so much money
off of 5
it's like if it ain't broke don't six because they making so much money off of five.
It's like if it ain't broke don't fix it type shit.
So now they've just announced, like yesterday or something,
that they're gonna unveil the trailer December 5th.
Was that Rockstar?
Yeah, Rockstar.
Bout to buy me some Rockstar stock.
Yeah.
So I was just, you know, all the gamers out there,
we'll be talking about it after the trailer drops game should be out sometime
maybe next year in the next year
it's going to be a massive release
they talking about changing it to a subscription
base game might cost
$150
it's definitely buying stock
yeah
that would be smart
so yes
here's a thought.
If the jurors
who had their identity revealed
in the Young Thug case
are now scared for their life,
forget it.
Nope, nope.
Go ahead, finish.
I hear his brain.
No, I want to hear it.
I hear the people talking
Ask a question
That's probably good for him
That's probably good for him
You heard what the judge said?
About?
They ain't tell him
Who ain't tell who?
The judge
The jurors
Didn't tell jurors what?
That
Their names have been released
Their pictures are out there
They are
They cousins told them
They nephews and nieces.
No, this the real question.
They got Wi-Fi.
We'll have a conversation.
But you're not supposed to.
Are they sequestered?
In a case like this,
I'm pretty sure yes.
Of course.
In a case of this magnitude,
absolutely.
How long they been requested?
They trying to keep
a mistrial from happening. They don't want a mistrial. They don't want a mistrial. They put in too much work. They don't want A mistrial from happening
They don't want a mistrial
They don't want a mistrial
They put in too much work
They don't want a mistrial
It's been over a year
It took 10 months
It's been over a year
It took 10 months
Just picking the jury
Bro
Think about this though
I'm telling you
Prosecution is
That's my
If
If
The jury
Has a reason
To be scared I I read your brain already.
I know.
I read your brain.
That's either real good for him or real bad for him.
I don't know which one it is yet.
Could be.
It could be great.
Hey, get these jurors that think I be killing people to fuck out of here.
Give me some new niggas.
Get the alternates.
Get the niggas that like my shit.
Who do y'all think
a mistrial benefits more
if they choose to retry?
I don't think there's no way
you're getting a mistrial.
I don't think they're
getting a mistrial.
I'm just saying,
YWML got a mistrial
and they kept them
because they're going to retry.
And they're bringing them
right back.
I know, but I'm saying,
if they lose that,
we're bringing them right back.
But I'm saying,
in the event of a mistrial,
who do you think
it benefits more,
the state or the prosecution
or the defense?
Benefits the defense.
It depends.
If his lawyers and attorneys
are good enough to...
If his lawyers and attorneys
are good enough to get him home,
like, after the mistrial...
Well, how long are we talking about
like the mistrial?
Like, what are we talking about
is the reason for the mistrial?
Whatever the reason is, prosecution has a chance to address it.
No, the reason why I ask is because,
let's just say a mistrial is called towards the end of the trial.
At that point, the defense gets to see what the prosecution's case is.
Right, we saw your whole play.
Exactly, and that's why I say a mistrial benefits the defense
more than the prosecution and then the prosecution has to justify going back to trial and spending a
shit ton more of taxpayer dollars etc etc etc so a lot of times prosecutors will be like we're not
gonna file right now or whatever the case is this case too public i don't think it moves uh the
defense at all yeah i. I understand both sides.
That's why I said I wanted to ask y'all who would benefit.
Not for nothing.
If they really want you to go to jail, dog,
there's nothing you could do.
I don't give a fuck if you drop innocent.
There's nothing you could do if they want you to go to jail.
Because look, Mel, at the same time,
now we did see their case, right?
And we're the defense.
Maybe now I might have to cop to something because that case is was way stronger than not than we thought they had some shit we
didn't know they had that ain't gonna necessarily benefit but still but still being able to see what
the play is will allow you to like exactly you can go back in and be like hey or realize we don't
prep also number one number two the burden
is on the prosecution yeah it's a misconception it's all theory that you gotta prove them guilty
not not for us in court you gotta prove your innocence in court they don't necessarily have
to prove you guilty in court because sometimes it's just a court of public opinion. The jurors are people.
It's a case for a dude that was really, an old
head dude from New Jersey that was a real big time
drug dealer. And he got life. And they
was like, yo, they never caught him on no phones.
They never caught him with no drugs. They never caught him
with nothing. But they charged him.
Everybody knew what he was doing, like word of mouth.
But he said, yo, put yourself in the mindset
of a juror in the 80s, the early 80s, when they start bringing watches in that cost $40,000.
You don't got to catch me on no drugs.
Nigga, justify you got three or four $40,000 watches in the early 80s.
You can't.
Yeah.
So now they didn't prove him guilty.
You get what I'm saying?
He just didn't prove his guilty. You get what I'm saying? He just didn't prove his innocence. I know, but this is a jury trial in 2023
and the chance of
a possible like fan
of thugs being on in the jury
can create the mistrial.
That's possible.
You know what I'm saying?
I was just talking about your point
of they got to prove you guilty.
That's all I'm saying.
They really don't got to prove you guilty.
You know what I'm saying?
You got to kind of prove your own innocence
and that's the bad thing for us. You know what I'm saying You got to kind of prove your own innocence And that's the bad thing for us
You know what I'm saying
In these trials
But I think that it's bad for him
If he goes back to trial
I think it's bad for him
There's been mad times on Dateline
Where at the retrial
We run the same shit that we just ran
Just in front of a new judge
In front of new people
A new judge
A new jury
The judge has been prepped
The judge has been prepped
For what the last judge said Was his reasoning And now we got a new judge. The judge has been prepped. The judge has been prepped for what the last judge said
was his reasoning. And
now we got a new judge that's played ball.
Boy, did John Gotti luck out, ain't he?
John Gotti, back in
whenever that was, the jurors
were walking out of the
courtroom door and getting in the car
and going wherever they was going.
So John Gotti just had his people
follow the juror to fucking pay him off.
It was mad easy to pay off a juror.
Back then, especially back then.
Wasn't no cameras like it is today.
It wasn't no technology,
your phone not pinging off a site.
None of that shit back then.
And shit, if y'all gonna leave them jurors on
that we seen on whatever Instagram page
we saw them on, send it over.
Send that bag right to him.
Yo, the crazy shit.
They look like they needed something.
Shit.
I'm not going to say that,
but they look like they might not turn something down.
John Gotti was buying jurors for the cheap.
Nigga, you talking about the 80s?
25, 50 grand.
You talking about the 80s.
That wasn't cheap.
That's true. Inflation, that was a grand You talking about the 80s That wasn't cheap That's true No
Inflation
That was a lot of money
In the 80s
180 grand
You give a nigga 50 grand
And also it's
John fucking Gotti
Take this money
That's gonna cost you today
No no no
And I'm indebted to you
Yeah
I'm gonna give you 50
And I owe you a favor
Or I'm John fucking Gotti
Take this fucking money
I'm gonna give you 50
And I owe you a favor
That nigga said It was Wayne that came up with slime.
My idol.
And he probably did.
Wayne did.
No, they've been saying slime way before Thug.
Yeah, but probably, you know, we'll just see.
We'll just see what's going on.
That shit was just crazy how the internet worked, yo.
So one of them pictures went out.
Niggas like, oh, that's such and such.
His name is this, this, this.
I said, yo.
They was doing that?
Yes, they identified the niggas like, oh, that's such and such. His name is this, this, this. I said, yo. They was doing that? Yes. They identified the niggas.
The second the picture went up, niggas started saying, oh, this is da, da, da, da, da.
He's from.
It's a really good conversation on the balcony.
You won't get me, buddy.
But it's a really good conversation I have on the balcony, for real.
I want to say congratulations to Riggs Morales
yes
Riggs my guy
round of applause to Riggs
we love you
friend of the show
Riggs got the
vice president of A&R job
at Def Jam
yes sir
so let me hit the round
let me give him some
that's good hands to be in
yeah Riggs is passionate about this shit.
Yep.
One of the ones that really give a fuck.
Yes.
He cares.
So shout out to Def Jam.
Good guy.
Good guy you got up there.
And shout out to Riggs.
I'm going to find an artist to bring up there,
and you better green light it, nigga.
That's that on that.
Love to see people you know move on in high places.
Find me a little girl that can hit a note or something.
A little sleeper? Push it through.
Yeah, push it through.
Yeah, push it through.
What else do I have written down
here? You ready to
tell the truth about NBA Youngboy?
I'm not ready to do this.
What's the truth?
That nigga's trash.
He's horrible.
He is horrible.
Damn.
He is horrible.
He is really, really, really, really, really bad.
As a rapper or a person?
I don't know him as a person.
Oh, okay.
I'm only speaking about music.
Music.
He's really, really, really bad.
And that thing happened with him where when he was out the label pushed a button and did
some youtube shit so then all the little kids had to just come to the fucking come to the gathering
and tell you about nba young boy views and how great he is now awesome he is now amazing he's
doing now that the label's backed up a bit and now that we done had about three or four projects
while he's been in Utah
and Al's arrest.
He had way more than that.
I know.
And that's,
that to me
is where the problem lies.
Because earlier young boy music
don't sound like this to me.
Like even,
he just dropped a single today.
I listened to it last night
and I cut it off
midway through.
I'm just like,
I can't.
What's the difference
between his music then and now?
Shit, me, I could hear it.
Like, literally, I could hear it.
He's stuck in Utah, right?
Huh?
Isn't he still on House of Wrestling?
Yes.
That matters.
Because now you can't really move around.
You can't get the feel of things.
You can't necessarily, you know what I mean,
get the motion that's going on outside of fucking Utah.
Tell it to the kids.
You get what I'm saying?
Don't tell it to me.
I can see how that would play a part in your creativity. When I say I can hear it, I mean
coherently hear it.
I can hear the words
he's saying. Now it don't really sound
the same.
It almost sounds like just, and he had records like that
before, but it just sounded like slurs.
It sounds bad.
It's not, the record today just was not good i think whatever deal he made or whatever is requiring him to put out music at such a high clip because his his stuff is all views
it usually don't even translate the streams that way. It's like YouTube views and shit like that.
So he has to constantly, constantly, constantly feed.
It's like how we drop a lot of content.
He has to keep dropping content.
He's dropping album after album damn near every month,
month and a half.
Yo, you in the house in Utah, you stuck?
I don't care.
I don't care. I don't care.
There's nothing y'all can say that's good.
Nigga's bad.
Now, I get it.
I'm old.
I'm old.
He ain't making it for me.
I got that part.
But that shit's horrible.
Might play a young boy sleeping, man.
Tell me so I can leave.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
He's an idiot. I don't have nothing else that I need to get.
Got any part of the shows?
Let's see if I got something.
Y'all niggas talk too much.
Oh, no, wait.
I got a little miniature docket.
It's not even a docket.
It's not a docket. You overly entitled fans. you
overly entitled
fans
oh shit
are starting to get on my fucking nerve
uh oh
what happened
nah it's not even
it's just
I think y'all are getting too comfortable
with
with us.
And I'm not trying to sound like a dick when I say this,
but my nigga, y'all don't know us.
I'm going to speak for me, not even them.
You don't know me.
Stop thinking you know me because you watch a show.
Stop thinking you know anything other than what I show you.
I'm getting, I'm read, I don't even read comments,
but you're tagging me and shit
like I'm seeing shit why wasn't oh we want to see this why wasn't like why wasn't ish girl there we
want to see her yo you're not entitled to anything you're entitled to what not even entitled you get
whatever we put out to show you that's it it started to really like I went back to blocking
niggas and I said I wasn't doing it no more because I really, like I went back to blocking niggas
and I said I wasn't doing it no more
because I really am trying to fuck with everybody.
Whether you like me or not,
I don't care about that,
but I'm just trying to embrace the fan base,
the love, the hate, all of it together.
But the entitlement is starting to really,
I think y'all need a reminder,
like we not cool.
You watch the show,
you support via Patreon or whatever other means you support and that's cool
but that's like where that stop we we're not friends i don't owe you anything i don't owe
you any explanations on anything no one up here does if you get it you get it but we don't owe
you shit and i just want i'm staring right
into the camera i don't usually do this like i was gonna come in here on my flip shit and tell
y'all to suck my dick but i'm not gonna do that because i'm just not that disrespectful of a
person you gotta put me with him when you tell him the smd no i said i'm not gonna do that i'm
playing i'm not gonna do that i'm not gonna tell them that i'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna tell them that I'm not gonna do it.
But I had the mind
to come in here
and tell y'all
to suck my dick.
Say that shit.
So with that being said,
man, y'all can suck my dick.
There we go.
There we go.
That's what I like.
There we go.
Someone said something foul, Dice.
No, no.
It wasn't even,
it's not foul.
It's not foul.
Like,
I'm watching the pods giving,
you know,
we had the shit on the screen and everything,
and it's just like,
the shit that y'all,
yo, we want to see this, yo.
Tell them in the back to shut up.
Yo, I saw somebody cut up a video
of Nat getting a spoon
out of the sink.
I love that video.
No, I'm, it's,
I love the fact,
but I'm just saying the fact that you're putting this much time and effort into trying to point out shit that
we didn't have to cut the cameras on at all like i get why some people say hey you know what you
get the product that i sell you and that's it like i think it should be some level of damn yo
them niggas really did a solid by even letting us vibe with them they
were saying tell them in the back to shut up because we can't hear and you address you like
yo shut no i'm not telling nobody to shut up we having a party here we could cut this shit off
and y'all can be out there and we'll still be having our same party it's just an entitlement
that y'all think y'all got y'all y'all can y'all call shots or y'all get to say whatever the fuck you want?
No.
So respectfully.
Suck my dick.
Suck my dick.
Should we give him the handbook?
Blow by blow.
What was the name of it?
Blow by blow.
Blow by blow.
What'd y'all think Elliot was trying to do, posting the ad?
He was trying to be spicy.
Was he? Yes. Yes. Yes. I a thousand percent? He was trying to be spicy. Was he?
Yes.
Yes.
I 1,000% think he was trying to be spicy.
I don't think he was just
bigging up prize picks.
I definitely think
he was trying to be spicy.
1,000%.
I think it was corny.
And you know,
I fuck with Elliot,
but I think that was corny.
Oh, there you go.
What a man support. And you know, I fuck with Elliot, but I think that was corny. Oh, there you go. What am I answering for?
Because we know on what day we record.
I don't want to answer that phone.
I'm sorry.
Yeah, yeah.
Uh-huh.
I know.
That's a whole bunch of talk about that.
Even that part.
Yeah.
I'm that dude.
Yeah.
I double call.
Because you seen my name.
You seen it.
Now you might think it's an emergency.
You seen it.
Now you got a decision to make.
Let Joe die
Answer the phone see what he what?
All right, I'll didn't answer
Even that part where he was talking about
Cuz I ain't see all the stuff about the pod giving but no I'm saying like the dog. Yeah
That shit made the waves go crazy.
Yeah.
Your business practice, because I get it, you kind of have been...
Very anti-ad.
No, he wasn't.
I don't even say you're anti-ad.
That's the crazy part.
I mean, the perception.
Just the perception.
You niggas don't know.
If a nigga decides to get an ad on their platform that they pay for,
maybe you needed the money to bring the content to the people.
Let's say you needed the money.
Who the fuck is my nigga?
All of this is the blessing, right?
Like, I have.
I've been where Ice is with the Fuck You Entitled fans.
I have, so I feel that.
All this shit is the blessing.
Fucking them cursing me out for not addressing the puff shit.
Like that's the, that's the blessing.
How they respond to an ad happening.
That's the blessing.
An ad happening is a blessing.
These niggas with their fucking entitlement and being invested in the think pieces I see every day about things that are just really minuscule and don't matter at all for us.
Such a blessing,
y'all. Thank
God. I agree with that. Thank God.
That makes sense. I ain't look at it like that.
That makes sense. Yeah, because I mean, they
care. I get that. And they watch
it.
And I'm definitely not telling them to
stop. Some people will be like, yo, don't watch.
I'm not saying that. I'm just letting you know that
sometimes you need a reminder that y'all not sitting up i i i get i get cursing out
the dickheads y'all know i'm with that you know i'm with that i love that i don't even do that
but the dickheads are part of the blessing even the dickheads typing and writing and sharing
thoughts that's the blessing and it's engagement.
Let me tell y'all,
prize picks could not be happier.
Oh, no, they...
Nigga.
All of that talk,
that was a lot of talk for one act.
And not just that.
Ooh, look.
Ooh.
Look, look, look.
Ooh.
Look, yo.
Oh, look.
Now...
Yo, he's stupid, yo.
That's when you hit...
Like, even people like Elliot doing that.
Hey, salute.
Elliot, that's the big up.
I don't know if you was trying to.
You probably wasn't trying to do that.
I think you might have been trying to be funny,
but that was the big up.
That was like a help.
I don't know why people don't know
when they're helping.
Man, I wouldn't register for that.
That's right.
Same, man. And let me clear.
And I've never been against ads.
I don't know why that's.
I've never been against ads.
If you were.
I said against the ads that these niggas do.
Bro.
If you were against ads and then decided tomorrow.
And let me go fuck with ad.
You can do that.
That's my thing.
That was my point.
The people that think I'm not for an ad
don't understand what I'm saying.
And those people I'm not trying to make
understand what I'm saying
because some of them want to be the competition.
So I can't teach
the competition. Yeah, yeah. I get that.
I can't do it. I get that.
Just know I'm ahead
of all y'all.
No exclusions.
No one left out.
No one forgotten about.
Oh damn, I forgot all the people.
People I'm fly with, people I love.
The field.
I'm ahead of y'all.
The whole field.
All of them.
Every last one of them.
Tiger Wool.
Yo, Tiger had a bad day, though.
Did y'all see Tiger at whatever the fuck he showed up at?
Nigga was three over par.
Nigga hit the shit in the bushes.
Hit it out of the... Nigga hit it in par. Nigga hit the shit in the bushes. Had to hit it out of the nigga hit it in the leg.
He look a hole in the face. I was like,
oh shit, they got my nigga Tiger doing bad.
Anyway, I do have
a friend of the show for y'all. Part of the show.
Part of the show. We have many friends of the show.
Hey, The Field, I love y'all, but
don't forget
this broadcast
is ahead of you.
In case you forgot, I posted it in my story yesterday.
This is a top 50 broadcast overall.
All genres.
And the nigga right above us, his pod was only 11 minutes on the war.
He cheating. That don't count.
We really top 49.
Them niggas just playing little number games.
Y'all podcasters that don't have
nothing to say with y'all little 40 minutes, I exclude
y'all. We really top 30.
But yeah, I just
don't want y'all to ever forget because
we laugh and we friends and
we kiki and we look great and smell great that we ahead of y'all to ever forget because we laugh and we friends and we kiki and we look great and
smell great that we ahead of y'all so while you the most important point no that's the most
important part so all of the time and energy that you put into highlighting things about me and or us I feel
should be put back into
you because
we're ahead of you. Remind
them one more time. And have been
ahead of y'all
forever.
What that means
is there hasn't
been a day
that y'all have been ahead of us.
Not an hour, maybe an hour sometime when y'all drop first, but then we drop and it be, oh, then y'all back down bad again.
Y'all do good.
That's when they get up extra early and get the screen shot off.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Early in the morning.
Early in the morning.
Boom, we got it.
Get up extra early and get the screen shot on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Early in the morning.
Early in the morning.
Boom, we got it.
Now, listen.
Y'all do better than us when we take a vacation.
When we got some, when Ish go to jail.
When we got some family shit to get to.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's when y'all do, right?
But, like, stop.
Stop.
Stop, man.
All right, let's move on.
But what we do.
Let me just be clear.
I do love y'all. I don't want y'all to take what I said the wrong way. I just be clear. I do love y'all.
I don't want y'all to take what I said the wrong way.
I love y'all too.
I wish I had a chance to see if I would love y'all if I wasn't a head.
Yo, this nigga's an asshole.
I'm not.
That's fucked up.
Like, I love the whole field, but I don't know if it's only because you're a head.
We're a head.
I love that whole field, but I don't know if it's only because we're here. We're here. I love that the most.
Oh, man.
Hey, man.
Moving on.
Part of the show.
Moving on.
It's almost like y'all not even trying to get.
Like.
So don't let that get lost as you're critiquing way ahead it ain't
even by a small margin like a nose you're not like what they running in
well they were like damn it could have went either way. No, no, no. It's not that. It's not that. It's not that. Gotcha.
It's not that.
It's not that.
It's not that.
All right, come on.
Part of the show.
Part of the show, we got a nigga named Howard Craig.
What's up, Howard?
All right, what up?
I love a nigga with two first names.
Like a lawyer.
Hello, and good day to you all.
Hello.
Good day.
Good day, Mike.
Good day.
I'm getting married next year
and I'm still in my mid-20s.
Me and my fiancee live with her parents
just because we look at rent like wasting money
and we're going to build a house after the wedding.
Okay.
Majority of my friends don't really care
about the marriage part.
They're telling me I should rent and live with her first
before getting a house
together. Hell yes.
Do you guys think living together for the first
time will have any effects on
us being newly married? Yes.
And ish...
Oh, he's trying to say ish. Trying to get you to build a house.
And is her parents...
I thought this was... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And ish her parents... No, he's saying is.
And is her parents...
Are her parents?
Are...
And is her parents are giving her land...
If.
If.
If it goes bad...
If her parents.
Okay.
If her parents.
And if her parents are giving her land,
if it goes bad,
does she have the upper hand in any way?
Yes.
Yes.
I'm sending this to Ish.
Oh, well.
Okay.
I don't know. One. I don't know.
One, I don't think that anybody
should get married to anybody
that they haven't lived with independently.
I just think that.
I agree with that.
Because again, y'all relationship is
still a little, even if y'all
live together, it's still not the same as if y'all
live together independently away from
her parents.
Y'all ain't argued over no bills yet.
That's one.
And then with regards to the land, no.
When you build on the land,
you just got to get them to deed the land over
to y'all, you and the husband
and the wife, and then that's y'all land. It ain't
they land. Give a fuck where it came
from. Once you put the house on it
and you deed it over, the house is in your name
and your wife's name, that's y'all shit.
Okay. So do that
though as a precaution
to protect yourself just in case y'all do
split up, then that's y'all shit.
It ain't her parents' land. The house ain't in
her parents' name.
But yeah. Okay.
I agree.
Anybody disagree? No. I think you quite summed that one up. but yeah okay Howard I hope that was helpful anybody disagree
no
no
I think you quite
summed that one up
hopefully that helped
Howard Craig
you're a fool
leave Howard alone
man
that's the name
of the episode
no man
you can't do that.
Let me see something.
Your hair, bruh.
Oh, man.
Before we do sleepers.
Look at Flip.
Oh, shit.
Flip gonna fuck you up for that.
Nah, that's my nigga.
The number you dialed has been changed.
Motherfucker.
Nigga changed his number.
That's somebody else.
I'm trying to call Jid so I can see how he feels about his rappity rapping,
rappy, rappy song being used for bitches to just shake ass with their phone on the ceiling.
By the way, I love that challenge
by the way. It's a great challenge. It is an amazing challenge.
I love the challenge too. I enjoy the music. I enjoy the
ass. Chicks don't have nothing
better to do. They won't even clean the bathroom.
They just dance around in there.
I saw one chick in the kitchen
and she had like a pillowcase up
as a curtain.
I was like, yo, you need help?
Are you in a bed, though?
I got some tenants that got their sheets up.
See, how could he be an elitist?
Chill out, Ice.
I'm defending him.
I know.
That's what I'm saying.
My fault.
But I'm just saying, though, you should like, you know,
before you cut the camera on, maybe get that molding right.
All right, I'm going to find a song.
Maybe this is not the room.
Maybe I need to tidy up before I get twerking.
A little bit.
Twerk with that mop, Dodo.
Hey, this thing was crazy, bro.
You're right, Parks.
Yeah.
Yeah, I just thought about it.
Yeah, no, don't worry about it.
It's all right.
You're a little long, yeah. They don't have to clean up. No, they don't're right, Parks. Yeah. Yeah, I just thought about it. You're right. Don't worry about it. It's all right. You're alone, yeah.
Yeah.
They don't have to clean up.
No, they don't.
It's fine.
They don't need to pay attention to it.
Pop that thing.
And you're the horniest, yo.
And the chicks who houses with them.
Yeah.
Yeah, that part too.
Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
Oh, right.
The baddies never get the most well-manicured of houses.
Let's be real.
Get it in with that bed that be on the floor.
That'd be that good leverage.
All the leverage.
That shit ain't going nowhere.
I'm right here.
Oh, yeah, that's when you was fucking that WNBA player, bitch.
That's when you was fucking shorty with the Caesar remember
taller than you two y'all y'all came to stomp it
too. Y'all came through stomping.
Oh, wait.
Yeah, on a bed on the floor.
He's nasty, yo.
Yo, guess who was listening by the door?
Joe Budden.
Oh, that's his bed.
That's his bed.
If you fuck anywhere around Joe, he's going to be by the door. That's a fact.
That is a fact.
Who don't know that, though?
I think everybody in here knows that.
Hell yeah.
If there's some fucking going on in here around, right there.
Few times in the old house, the corridor, nigga, I ain't catch.
Few times I had my ear to the door, I pushed it open.
I pushed that shit open.
Nigga wasn't in there.
I think it was like a magician.
Where that nigga went with that bitch?
Now you got to run around the world.
Let's try to find him, motherfucker.
Oh, man.
That nigga's crazy.
Got it, kiddo.
Too quiet in there.
Open up.
What's wrong with you?
Open up, nigga.
Oh, man.
No matter where you was at.
All right, let's see.
I'm going to play a song that a lot of people didn't sleep on,
but I just want to hear it.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
Let's go, Chris. I had been crying and crying for weeks Thought I survived when I could barely speak
Barely eat on my knees
But that's the moment you came to me
I don't know what your love has done to me
Think I'm invincible, I see
Through the me I used to be
You changed my whole life All I see through the me I used to be
You changed my whole life
Don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all superhuman, you did that to me
Superhuman heart Did it to me
Nothing can stop me
Yeah, really, you
Superhuman
I am super
Superhuman
Superhuman
I am super
Superhuman
Superhuman
Strong Since I've been flying and riding the wrongs
Feels almost like I had it all along
I can see the bar, oh
For every problem that's gone because
I flew everywhere with love inside of me
It's unbelievable to see how love could set me free
You've changed my whole life
I don't know what you're doing to me with your love
I'm feeling all superhuman, you're different to me
Superhuman, all within me
Nothing can stop me here with you
Superhuman
I feel so, so, superhuman
Superhuman
I feel so, so, superhuman so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, Anything Going going I'm gonna wait
Change my Me with you love I'm feeling all superhuman
You take that to me
Superhuman
I feel for me
Nothing can stop me
Here with you
Superhuman
Superhuman Superhuman to Carrie Hills and her and Tierra Marie almost. They did a little something. They fixed it though.
Yeah, yeah.
Quick, quick, quick.
Real quick.
All right, man.
I'm going back to the Bay.
This is Dame Dala
and Mozzy.
Yes.
Dame released
the,
I guess it's the deluxe edition
of his Don Dala project.
But this is on
the original version.
The song is called
Long Live Free.
Dame Dollar Mozzie.
First call.
If you love me, don't lie to me.
Keep it P, that's my philosophy.
These niggas preaching, I'm the reason for the season.
I've been boxing all these demons, rest in peace
My cousin Freeman, turn me up in pledge allegiance Don't lie to me, keep it P, that's my philosophy
These niggas reachin', I'm the reason for the season
I been boxin' all these demons, rest in peace My cousin Freeman, turn me up
Ain't just no nigga poppin' shit, I move the needle, swear to God
I been backwards for my people, no receipt, bruh, it's a job
Made it to the league, wet my feet and spent the block
Cousins strippin' shit with chops, now they chippin' in the stocks
I'm the GOAT for real, and that hope is steeled
I'm so fulfilled, I know the field, so I know the feels
I so appeal to those who real, and they know the deal
I'm Holyfield, they just might bite off my ear
Cause I'm strongly willed, I just can't get in the tip of that
I ain't fit for that, I just hit my people drippin' black, that's why we in the chat
And your bitch a snack and I want her, she a dime though, I need it pronto
Want my name, hey, I'm John Doe, don't lie to me
Keep it P, that's my philosophy
These niggas preachin', I'm the reason for the season
I've been boxin' all these demons, rest in peace
My cousin Freeman, turn me up and pledge allegiance
Don't lie to me
Keep it P that's my philosophy These niggas reaching
I'm the reason for the season I been boxing all these demons
Rest in peace my cousin Freeman Turn me up
Turn me up, uh Do it for the people
I'm a 101, uh Ain't gon' be a sequel
You know how we do Floating like a sea-dew
Drip or drown, front of town You know I'm steppin' GQ
Eliminate the leeches, pink slip before I lease it
Go to region for this charm and I'ma blow off half your arm
Told her, play a part, but elevate your living
Just a stand-up type of nigga known for standing over business
Yelling freedom rings until they blame me with that sentence
And Neiman's going crazy with this cannon in my bridges
Niggas out of pocket for mentioning what they mentioned
I don't care how vague it was, dry snitching and snitching
Ugly niggas with money winning, we got all the bitches
Ugly niggas with money winning, we got all the bitches
60 for the Cuban just to show we have emotion the sky was 85 boogers only fully loaded
lounging in the scrape with baby k so don't approach me they told me that they love me but
the head ain't hard enough they told me that they love me but the head ain't hard enough
missing brother for real put a wholesale in the soda if you love me, don't lie to me Keep it P, that's my philosophy
Again, that record is Long Live Free, Dame Dala, and Mozzy
I'm gonna, uh, that was fire
That was fire
Um, I'm gonna play some DZA
This song's really long, so I'm actually gonna play just a DZA hook
And, um, a Black Thought verse
Cause this shit is fire
Higher prices mean the floods on me big skills
Shots gloves on strictly business mean the lives gone. I met the blood that put my plug on
Drug farms higher prices mean the floods on me bigger scales to put the bud on
Gloves on strictly business mean the lives gone gone I met the plug, I put my plug on
Ay yo, lotus position with Dizzo, another bang of black
Thought take this shit to the temple, another table for the network
Award winning composer, a range of rappers network
It's probably in my closet on the hang of these fools
It's out of pocket, they pussy is Joe Exotic, it's cool
Philly be fucking with Pro Tools over Logic
at night We might surface for just the right purchase
My main purpose is keep this shit connected like
Cursive in any room Assume I'm as real as any nigga there
In black as Huey Newton Cooling in the wicker chair
Look ahead, y'all just play the field like a brigadier
I get deeper than a Navy SEAL Tell your engineer to run
Hear that onion come Every bar is one on one
Coming from where everybody tucks Like a cummerbund
Used to push the range Rover truck
That was cumbersome I had to give it up
Like when James get a drum or something A hammer guard
Gant you in guard It's hard dancing with
Philly nigga ass what's good?
Y'all know the answer is cancerous got game like a televangelist
kidnap your track smoke tell them what the ransom is choke rappers with a thunderbolt
why they under oath one shot one kill one approach ain't nobody coming close far as
lyricism just a couple goats rappers think they make it to my level no the fuck you won't
listen i am the legendary god damn yeah the legendary god damn hey y'all
the legendary god damn that is smoke dizza it's uh also got benny's also on the track the song
is long so i didn't want to play the whole shit is drug trade part two flying lotus is the producer
uh i think they got another album coming out together you ain't played benny verse
benny they all ripped it the song is five minutes long though the producer. I think they got another album coming out together. You ain't played Benny first? Benny,
they all ripped it.
The song is five minutes long,
though.
Benny smoked too.
Yeah,
Benny.
They all smoked,
all three of them smoked.
I will.
I'm going to Tyler.
Tyler.
On and on.
On and on.
I'm going to Tyler on and on.
Let's hear it.
Let's see if she got a follow up
I'm not going home
Tell my mama don't wait up for me
I won't check my phone, there's no need
I just wish we could press rewind
So let's take it back in time
Party like it's 95
I just wanna dance all night, yeah
You know that I like it like that
Let's take it back in time
When the party's been like 95
I just wanna dance all night, yeah
Tell them turn the lights out
Let the party go on
All night long
We can go on On and on Let's make We can go on, on and on
Let's make the party go on
All night long
We can go on, on and on
On and on
I'm not going home
Cause I swear the DJ's playing all of these songs for me
You gotta drag me off the floor
Oh no
Cuz that's the only way you get me to leave so
Let's take it back in time
Party like it's 95
I just wanna dance all night, yeah
You know that I like it like that
Yeah, take it back in time
When the party's one like 95
I just wanna dance all night, yeah
Tell them turn the lights out
Let the party go on, all night long
We can go on, on and on
Let's make the party go on, all night long That is Tyla on and on. That girl is a star, and I don't think we're going to hear the last of it for a while.
That was a good follow-up.
All right.
More Tyler, huh?
More Tyler.
Lucky I didn't come in and pay Maida again.
She did the cover for that Beyonce joint.
She did.
It sounded amazing.
Oh, my gracious.
She went insane.
All right.
That was it?
That was it.
That was it.
Clean the mail up.
Shut the fuck up.
Uh-oh.
Put that fire to the window.
Put my head to the window.
What the fuck is going on in there?
Why you dick riding?
Hey, Guapela
ain't put another record out, huh?
Guapela ain't put another record out, huh?
Suck my dick, motherfucker.
Oh, shit. All right. Listen to your body mouth. Teddy Swim. another record out on another record out on suck my dick Teddy swims Teddy swims lose control yeah but you can't go last no more you gotta take switch spots
with ish he crushing now
I'm feeling me Oh, I don't know myself anymore
She fightin' back
Feels like the walls are all closin' in
And the devil's knockin' at my door
Out of my mind, how many times did I tell you
I'm no good at bein' alone
Yeah, it's tak's taking a toll on me
Trying my best to keep from tapping the skin off my bones
Don't you know I'm lose control
When you're not next to me
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart
I'm falling apart
When you're not next to me
Yeah, you're breaking my heart, baby
You make a mess of me
Problematic
Problem is I want your body like a thing
Like a bad habit
Bad habits hard to break when I'm with you
Yeah, I know I can do it on my own
But I want that ripple move like magic
And it takes two, problem at it
Problem is when I'm with you, I'm an addict
And I need some relief
My skin ain't your tea
Can't see the forest through the trees
Got me down on my knees Darling, please
Oh, I lose control
When you're not next to me
I'm falling apart right in front of you
Can't you see?
I lose control I'm in a pot right in front of you, can't you see? I'm blue, I'm Georgia.
Hey, it's Teddy Swims, Lose Control.
Blue Eye Soul, man.
From Georgia.
Yeah, you ain't hear the, um.
Georgia.
The, the Midah cover?
Uh, One Plus One.
She went nuts, right?
Ending the year the right way.
Whoa. Doing what she's doing what you
gotta do child to minor um also before we go i did want to play this lotto freestyle because wow
really quickly and this is lotto flow Millie Niggas like the Commie, Nulu, pretty bitch from ATL Is it pussy, is it voodoo, or just cause I'm fine as hell?
Man, I bench on Dr. Porsche, these hoes can't even get off the shelf
Differences without a nigga, I would still have every will
Every house, every chain, every bag, everything
Always niggas on my body, never bitches on my brain
Whole B real like Tyler Perry, living in that house of pain
I can't relate, my man don't cheat and take care of everything
Yeah, he talk to me through wires like he Kanye West
Huh? Damn this girl on fire, I ain't fuckin' Swiss
Huh? Do y'all ever shit? Bitches always sick
I had lambs before I did that song with Mimi, bitch
Half the hoe can't even rap, me and mine like Christmas Eve
He can't wait to open box like this
Somebody gonna have to do something with a lot of
some bad oh
No, she killed. I'm listening to whole shit. She's body that she killed all of your
Yeah, I don't know they just had a few cypher. Shout out to 4millions, shout out to Laudon. Yeah, I don't know.
They just had a few girls come up and do a freestyle.
That's what's up.
Also, before I go to... where's Ice Hat?
Who knows.
Yeah, fuck it.
I see you took the gender wars on the road.
...around your relationship with a woman whose sex was just okay.
It was okay.
It was just okay. It wasn't paying. I've had way better.
I'm not with you.
I'm not in love with you based on your p***y.
You can't help yourself.
No, you can't help yourself.
Look, you're getting a headache through.
Look.
Why?
Why?
That's crazy.
Why?
But I think your heart is amazing.
That ain't going to be your husband.
I think your heart is amazing.
That ain't going to be your husband.
Why?
That's how y'all discount me.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I'm talking to him again.
You starting a reality show?
What's this from?
I'm just saying-
It's just taking the gender war part on the road.
She has all the qualities and the poom poom is good.
Y'all get a little-
I'm not what he's saying.
I agree with you.
It don't have to be.
Your attachment don't come from.
Yeah, it doesn't.
I'm not saying it does,
but that intimacy is what's the thing, yo girl.
If you, listen. You're marrying. I'm not saying it does, but that intimacy is what's the thing, yo, girl. If you, listen.
You're marrying.
I'm not married.
I've never been married.
But I've dated someone for a very long time with somebody
Yo, why you don't let us know when
you make these appearances, man?
I want to know.
Mos Pussy is cool.
When you did, you did this.
Mos Pussy ain't good, contrary to women's
fucking ability.
Mos Pussy is a.
He has said that here.
Mos Pussy is a, I know what he taking
that little controversial line on the road. He trying stirring up out there he telling me just today face you
better be careful you need executive protection you better stop you better
chill out my the need to tell yourself man Y'all better relax. Child yourself. There's about to tear y'all niggas up, boy.
Oops, got me so rusty.
All right, let's see, man.
Oh, baby.
I'm into this.
I'm out of here.
It's my vibe for the weekend.
Mm, mm, mm, yeah.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, yeah.
Hey, John B, yo.
Give me the money, man.
Yes, I'm worried.
That shit kind of made me not like him, yo.
I ain't want to like him, yo, after that.
Yo, hopefully y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
Uh-oh, they singing along out there.
Somebody told me that we're trouble at home.
Come on, don't act like we're a young podcast.
We old.
Come on.
We never talk a lot when we spend time alone.
So how is it supposed to know?
Our outro to part after the first hook.
We jamming.
We got room to communicate.
It gives a happy home.
And no one.
That's right, y'all.
Doesn't like me.
Sing that shit out there.
I know I'm much younger.
Has a cutter.
Ripper piece of lonely bed.
Keep on whipping on.
In the video, they was like, that was my shit back in the day.
What?
Nobody's on the video with you.
I know. It's all right. You did, day. What? Nobody's on the video with you. I know.
It's all right.
You did, though.
Yo, you be acting like you 27.
This nigga swear he a spring chicken, yo.
Leave me alone.
Old goose.
Yo, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu.
Farewell.
Adios.
Arrivederci.
Hasta la vista.
Au revoir.
So long.
Goodbye.
And also, that's right now. Adieu, Cerebro, Dirt, Hasta la vista, Au revoir, So long, goodbye, and also
That's right now
Fuck what Anita Baker was all about
Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass So let's make this one last
As if it's all we have
And lastly
The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
and the closed minded women want you to teach them things,
grab you a Tylenol, you might need it.
Sing along out there.
Ayy!
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
does it like me?
I know what's about you.
Oh, I'm kind of a big loaded man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And kinder with the big load of men Whatever you want
Yes, sir.
Y'all hold it down, man.
We'll be back next week.
Same time, same place.
You know the vibes.
Anybody got any good weekend plans coming up?
We're going to see Martin Luther King at the opera.
Who at the opera next?
I'm definitely going to that.
Huh?
I'm definitely going to go.
Melissa, find a man.
Fuck you.
Like, stop doing, stop.
Why she can't go to the opera and be single?
I'm going to go to the originals party tonight.
Oh.
What's wrong with you?
You know what I'm saying?
Find a man.
You can't go to the opera and be dolo?
Who you going with? Who you going with?
Who you going with?
Jamar Luther King of the Opera.
It will probably be very difficult for me to find a guy that wants to go to that.
So I probably will.
Hey, you know somebody?
That will go to the opera with Melissa Ford?
Watch yourself.
Watch yourself now.
You want to meet somebody?
Somebody?
You hear something? You hear?
So, yo.
Yo, stop it.
Ian, you want to go with me?
My girl Mel.
He ain't going anywhere with you.
Shut up.
I'm going to go.
You want to have a meeting with anybody that would be able to?
Probably be really tough.
Yo, we gone, man. Y'all hold it down
Stay away from bitches
That order their steak
While done yo
They don't deserve you
For sure
Shake the table
When they come
Sure
She be like
You cutting down
The Christmas tree
For real
Love yourself
A little more than that
Shout out to Ice
Wherever he is
Nigga just said I don't't want to hear nothing about a strict workplace.
I'm tired of that one.
I love you.
All right with me.
You got that whip up in.
Come on and bring it on me
Better than love
Sweet as a new dog
All you got, all you got
You think her pussy was a seven?
Nah, hell no
Yeah, you better be
You know when that nigga start breaking it down?
That's a good box there. Nigga get to doing that.
Yeah. Oh, you got it. Oh, you got it. Oh, you got it. You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, you got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, you got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, you got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
You got it.
Oh, you got it.
Oh, you got it.
You got it.
You got it. You got it. You got it. you put an artist, nigga You don't wanna take it from me
No way, no way, no way
I can't cut it off, I can't cut it off
With me
You got me with the feel
They singin' along in the car, they singin' along in the car They singing along in the car
And I'm in love with the
Sweetest
And you got
All you got
All you got
All you got
All right
If I was Anita Baker I'd freestyle over this shit.
I'd send some fucking bars babyface way.
Real good pod today, y'all.
Great pod.
Till next time.
And lastly.
We're ahead of y'all.
And have been. J And have been JVP
JVP
Where would you be without the JVP