The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 681 | "Vanity King"
Episode Date: December 6, 2023In the latest episode, the JBP starts by covering the response from Cam’ron & Mase after Melyssa’s comments from the previous episode (19:29) as well as NBA Youngboy’s response to Joe critiquing... his music (26:12). Joe then gets in story mode and recaps his Friday night out (30:30), Ashanti & Nelly are reportedly having a baby together (52:57), and Lil Baby disses Gunna (56:06). Also, Natalie Nunn denied service at restaurant over Zeus affiliation (1:07:52), Michael Jackson’s new documentary ‘Thriller 40’ (1:16:17), Rick Ross responds to comments about 50 Cent being a diabolical genius (1:50:24), Ish recaps the Youth Summit (1:54:43), Part of the Show (2:53:42), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Brandy - “Christmas Party for Two” Ice | Big Ooh - “Red Skully Marvin” Parks | Ransom - “Evil Ways (Freestyle)” Ish | John Lindhal - “Lonely Christmas” Melyssa | ïnnü - “Say My Name Again”
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Flip with them niggas.
You can't check on them.
You can't nothing.
Nah, don't ask me.
All right, my nigga,
well, you here.
I'm trying to be nice and shit.
Nah, don't be nice.
I'm trying to fucking...
I learned that about Flip early.
He don't play that shit.
I'm trying to pretend care.
That's what we do.
Get it to pretend care.
Yeah.
You got to stop that pretend care shit.
Oh, man.
Listen, y'all.
What's up?
What's up?
What's going on?
What's up?
We got Scully-ish in the building today.
We in here today.
I mean, he ain't got a dime at the top.
He wear Scully a lot these days, huh?
I see you.
Stop wearing them Scullies, nigga.
That's a Scully cast.
He couldn't find his lint brush.
That's his hair?
No.
Oh, I should try and shoot at you.
No, I wasn't.
Try and shoot at your new brother today?
I wasn't.
Try and shoot at your new brother?
Look, it's still vain.
Look at him.
He is an inter-vanity boy.
That nigga is vanity king. Look at him. He is an inter-vanity boy. That nigga is vanity king.
Look at him.
Peace, peace.
I'm glad you're back, man.
Word.
We missed you, Flip.
Yeah, man.
What's up?
What's popping?
How y'all doing?
Good.
You ain't miss us or nothing?
No, that's crazy.
Come in and act like you missed us, man.
I saw y'all.
Y'all good?
I saw y'all.
I saw y'all.
We had to sit a little bit. I went YouTube. No, I didn't tune in and act like you missed us, man. I saw y'all. Y'all good? I saw y'all. I saw y'all. We had to sit a little bit.
Oh, wait, you tuned in?
No, I didn't tune in.
Wow.
He saw us.
He can't even lie.
He saw us.
I didn't tune in.
He saw us.
He watched it because he wanted to see how we addressed him not being there.
No, not necessarily.
You know, I have my ways.
And then you had to see clips.
I mean, we made it hot.
Yeah, of course.
We made it hot.
Come on, it's me.
You can't avoid it.
You can't avoid it.
You did make it hot. Come on. Yes, you did. And made it hot. Come on, it's me. You can't avoid it. You can't avoid it. You did make it hot.
Come on.
Yes, you did.
And then, you know, my man Ice expressed himself.
But do that while I'm here.
Y'all niggas be choosing the times when I'm going to speak at peace.
No, we're going to talk about it.
We're going to talk about it.
We're going to talk about everything.
Everything is on the table today.
Hey, if you're not ready to par with everything on the table,
now is your chance to exit.
It will not be held against you.
It will not be kept in the files.
You will not be judged
or prejudged or punished.
I want to be judged
for my shit I do.
I want y'all to judge me,
so I'll come at y'all niggas later.
Judge.
If I get up mid-session
and walk off, judge me.
I'm on y'all niggas' ass.
I got something for each
and every one of y'all today.
That's why I don't like him.
Why are you so combative?
That's why I don't like him
when he get days off.
Yeah, he get a day off
and go stop on the clip.
Go get a notebook,
a pen,
start writing shit down,
go to everybody IG.
Yeah, I don't like
when he gets off.
That's why I don't post.
Just keep it away from Flip.
I'm glad to join you.
That's smart.
Yeah.
Well, you already tried.
You already tried to join him.
Oh, you think you ain't good, nigga. You are not good. You already tried to join them. You ain't good, nigga.
You are not good.
You already tried to join them.
You ain't good at all.
What's up?
What's up?
Go ahead.
Let me put my laptop down so I can see.
Go ahead, man.
Somebody tried to join the Timberland Challenge.
I was wondering where you're going with it.
Well, when I came in today, Ice looked amazing.
He had a beautiful
long brown coat on.
He looked great.
And he had some Timberlands.
Some hardy wool.
So I said,
damn,
that set up
remind me of Parks
with the fly ass coat
and the Timbs.
And you wearing it
the way you wearing the Timbs.
Nah,
he's a good guy.
You killing it a little bit.
I said,
you definitely killing
me,
Ish,
and Corey,
but don't say Parks name. I said that. Before you got here, this is what happened. I said you're definitely killing me, Ish, and Corey, but don't say Park's name.
I said that.
Before you got here, this is what happened.
I said that to him.
I said, don't say Park's name.
Do you think he agreed, or do you think he hated a little bit?
I think he hated it, probably.
Can I say what I said?
Or do you think, or C, both?
Oh, it was probably a little love-hate.
Yeah.
C is the correct answer.
He said, yeah, nah.
Parks is the man with the Timbs.
But Parks Timbs be new.
No, I said these are old.
These are old.
I can see.
I've had these for over a year.
Yeah, these old.
I've had mine for over a year, too, now.
Because that's what I told him.
I said Parks Timbs be old for the most part.
And he said, no, that one pair of Tim's, the brown ones that he keep wearing.
I said, Parks switched it up and got some new Tim's.
The brown ones that he keep wearing.
And I said, that's hate.
It wasn't hate.
It was Tim's I bought the same time as I bought the other one.
It wasn't hate, dog.
It's cool, big dog.
It wasn't hate, big dog.
I don't want no Tim's smoke.
It was cold outside. The browns would have went nice with the rest of the, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? It's cool, big dog. It's cool. It wasn't hate, big dog. I don't want no Tim smoke. It was cold outside.
The Browns would have went nice with the rest of the, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
It's cold outside.
But you went with a new box.
I'm not mad at you.
Yeah, that's it.
It looked clean.
You know what I mean?
You got the tongue right.
Listen, got the tongue right.
Pause, pause.
Pause.
You're absolutely right.
I was out of pocket.
I was way out of pocket.
This, you already said something flagrant earlier.
What'd you just say?
I'm nothing.
You said you start big and then get little.
Yeah, that's what he said.
He said, that's the thing.
You always start bigger and then it gets so small.
Yo, come on.
Come on.
What?
No.
Yeah, he was talking about his writing on the board.
He said, yo, I know I have trouble reading.
It starts off so big and then it gets so little.
That's so cool.
That's what he said.
Vanity King,
boy. I don't think he said that much.
He definitely said that.
Mel is here. Everybody ignore Mel.
Why?
Everybody ignore Mel.
Let me do the intro.
Let me introduce everyone.
Let me ask how everyone's
weekend has been. Let me do the normal rigmarole at the top, please.
And then let's acknowledge Mel's group.
Okay.
You, I'm...
Okay.
You want to get another pillow?
I feel like I might need one.
Like a helmet or something?
I feel like I might need one.
I don't know why, though.
You want to go get that triple goose again?
No way.
We're going to talk about it.
We're going to talk about it. That's so stupid What are you going to talk about? What are you going to talk about?
That's so stupid.
We're going to talk about everything today.
Okay.
All right.
What's my feeling?
Do I have inspiration?
I don't think I do.
I hope you got some inspiration, man.
I don't think I do.
I've been off the internet for five days.
Oh, shit.
They bullied you out?
I bet you did.
No, they didn't.
They really didn't.
But they ruined my
narcissist search I do
when I'm home.
So I see a bunch of other shit
like that.
I ain't got to really
look at this shit no more.
Nah, I can just watch.
That's when you start
shitting on me.
Y'all be on there
searching your name.
I can watch this
overtime Monday night game
in its entirety.
Holy shit.
Wow.
Look at these overtime rules.
Next score wins.
They changed it.
That was a good ass game last night, though.
Was it?
Huh?
You said it was good?
Yeah, hell yeah, it was good.
I didn't see it.
Who won?
The Bengals.
Tennessee.
That I know. That backup? The Bengals. Tennessee. That I know.
That backup looks good, bro.
Yeah.
Right before the playoffs.
I'm sorry for you.
One week before the playoffs, Trevor Lawrence goes down.
Every week for the past four weeks, he's had 30 points.
Gave me another 28 last night.
Goes down.
My man got Jamar Chase.
I'm playing.
He running.
That nigga juggling, catching. He doing all Jamar Chase on plan. He running. That nigga juggling,
catching.
He doing all types
of back flips.
If there is a position
where you can find something,
though, it should be QB.
A hundred and...
Yeah, but when the other guy
got 150 yards.
Yeah.
And that's 79, y'all.
Well, don't get me started
with that.
The defender just went
to get a sandwich
or some shit.
It seemed like he was on
and then whatever, man.
Let's see.
All right, we starting on bullshit.
This most fucked up joke you ever heard in your life, I guarantee you.
And I'm going to do it.
I don't give a fuck.
This nigga right here.
Corey Hogan.
This one girl was pregnant.
I knew she was going to keep it, frantic bitch.
I didn't know what I was going to do.
But then a miracle happened.
She had a miscarriage in the toilet stool.
I know you think that's fucked up, but wait till you hear this.
I had to act like I was sad about this shit.
I was at the stool.
Oh, my Lord.
That's horrible. That's horrible.
Oh, no, you bugger.
All right, we got to start.
Oh, no, he buggered. All right, we got to start.
Y'all niggas is dying.
Bro, that's sick.
You got to watch that stand-up, yo.
That was out of pocket.
This whole set is out of pocket.
Positive vibrations, positive vibrations out there.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners
Shout out to the hate listeners, I love y'all too
When this set come on in the club
It let me know the baddies that I'm not supposed to talk to or look at
They be in there still just tryna look cute on Instagram with a fucked up head nod
They don't be knowin' the words, they don't be knowin' the bop
But the rest of us oldies out there, hey!
My friends can tell me to cool it down I got to cool it down
Watch out
Yeah, good energy, good energy
All the news to go
Shout to wherever you might be listening from
Mic check, mic check
To slow it down
Slow it down
We're gonna fall in love
Yeah, we go down my heart I wanted to hear it.
I don't care, man.
Ish would appreciate it.
I'm here with you.
I knew that Ish would appreciate it with me.
I wanted to hear it.
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
Some of you old fucks out there appreciate it
Jukebox dance
Y'all niggas like jukebox
You mean touch tunes?
Touch tunes
I've been sitting here
Trying to figure out
How she does it to me
Oh, man, yes
I've been looking for you
How she does it to me
Change his personality
You too, nigga, don't play with me
She rocks it to the east
She rocks it to the east
No, I was more of another bad creation type of dude
You was at the boys, nigga
You was at the boys, nigga, huh?
Yeah, these niggas was out before ABC
I know, that's you
I came along cooler in the playground rapping, nigga
Say something else, I'll play it
Don't start, nigga
Don't say something else, I'll play it
Don't start
Yeah, those's take a... Crazy.
Take a stupid step.
You love me going crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Crazy.
Shout out to the parents listening out there.
Each and every one of you.
Yeah.
I'm in my spring set, but it's cool.
We about to get started real soon.
Got a lot to get to, a lot to get to.
I want to be responsible with the platform, you know.
And you wanted to be high-fived too, nigga.
Your whole life would be different if Michael Bivens met you.
Wow, wow. nigga your life will be different if Michael Bivens met you Wow Wow that's a and that was a Michael Bivens met you when it took a deal absolutely
okay
what up Mel did they play this at the Originals party that we're going to talk about?
They did not.
Oh, I can't wait to get into this.
I can't wait to party.
Yes, it is.
And then you get next to me
I almost came to work yesterday.
That's how excited I was.
You do me bad when you smile
And when we're alone
I know we're in love
I can't get enough
I know we're in love
The way you kiss me
When we're playing the kissing game
I know we're in love
The way you kiss me It's a game
You keep me looking forward to another day microphone check one two what is this greetings salut positive vibrations, and affirmations to all of you out there.
Shout out to Neo Soul Hoes listening.
Shout out to the Vision Board Hoes listening.
We appreciate y'all.
Gotta shout the Septum Pearson joints out.
Oh, yeah. Which one's that?
What's that?
The nose.
Oh, yeah.
We gotta shout them out, too.
Shout them out, too.
The Voodoo Bitches listening.
When you put the little doll in the stove.
Flower on the shoulder.
Flower on the shoulder, girls.
Yeah, yeah.
Make a little spaghetti.
Wink, wink.
A little spaghetti.
Dream catcher.
Wink, wink.
Yeah.
Dream catcher above the bed.
Mm-hmm.
Shout them out to.
Yep.
Crystals.
Oh, the Crystals.
Oh, the Crystals.
The Crystals.
Shout out to the Crystals girls out there.
Shout out to all of y'all.
And the Crystals.
Hey, Crystals.
What episode is this?
681. Welcome to episode 681'all. And the crystals. Hey, crystals. What episode is this? 681.
Welcome to episode 681 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and really happy to be here.
Host Joe Budden here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
To my right, the amazing, ever electrifying Melissa Ford is here.
Hooty hoo.
Hooty hoo.
Shout out to the melodies out there.
My man Big Flip is here. Shout out to the flippers. Glad to have you. Shout out to the melodies out there. My man Big Flip is here.
Shout out to the flippers.
Flip set, flip set, flip set.
What? How?
They decided it was the flippers.
The flippers.
Fuck the flippers.
You can't say fuck the flippers.
Eat a dick.
Okay, Ish is here.
Shout out to the issues.
The Israelites. The Israelites. Okay Ish is here Ish is here Shout out to the Ish's The Ishrealites
The Ishrealites
Stop playing with him
Peace God
It's much funnier
Now that we have
The footage of Malcolm X
At the opera
Heard about that
And I saw it
Footage
Of the actual
Yes
Oh
Okay
That shit look crazy You can try to Straight face it all you want I didn't see it footage? Of the actual Yes. Okay.
She look crazy. You can try to straight face it all you want. I didn't see it. You can try
to be Mr. Melancholy, Mr.
Nonchalant all you want.
Now that you do it. Harry Belafonte.
Oh my God. It's Belafonte.
I love you, son.
That shit is
a mess. You ain't lost your sight.
You was there. That shit is some bullshit. That shit is a mess. You ain't lost. You saw it. You was there. That shit is some bullshit.
That shit is way more bullshit than I envisioned it.
You are crazy.
I would have walked out of there.
Just stop, coach.
I walked out the exorcist.
You think I'm not walking out of this?
They had heads spinning around.
I'm out of here.
Fucking white sergeants came in singing.
Wait, nigga, what?
And I, as a black person
am supposed to say, oh you got it.
I would have threw tomatoes up there.
I would have threw rocks at them white
sergeants arresting young Malcolm.
What they was doing? What happened?
Yo, you crazy son. That's all you got?
Yeah, that's all I got. That shit is some bullshit
is what I'm saying to you.
That's what I'm saying to you, to your face.
Just in case you was confused.
Y'all seen it?
It's only me to think that?
What do y'all think?
I didn't see the clips.
I didn't see it.
I wasn't looking.
I saw it there around, but yeah, it didn't hit play.
I don't even want to see that shit.
I just saw the still, and I was like, yeah.
I almost want to pause.
I almost want to pause it to show you.
Actually, y'all go ahead and look it up.
I'm about to talk.
Anyway, man, I had a real good week.
Real good week, man.
Headache free.
Health, health is wealth.
You know what I mean?
In the house chilling.
You know what I mean?
Winning my fantasy football matchups and all of that.
I thought you lost.
Smelling got one.
Oh, okay.
I ain't lose.
He went off, but I had my 27 and I was up 12 already.
I was up 12.
Gotcha.
Yeah, but he definitely scored a little more than me.
I won by two.
All right, by now, you should have pulled up the footage.
By now, your brain should be registering that,
oh, this is some real cockamamie bullshit.
Oh, here we go.
Oh, if you want to plug it in, you can. Oh, okay. If you want to plug it in, you can. Yeah, boss. Oh, here we go. Oh, if you wanna plug it in, you can.
Oh, okay.
If you wanna plug it in, you can.
Oh, yeah, boss, yeah.
Oh, and that's, yeah.
Yeah, definitely, definitely.
Or resume.
Or resume.
Or resume.
Y'all don't know what I do, you right.
Oh.
Say your piece, brother.
Antoine, you don't understand.
You do understand.
You do.
Yes, you do.
I told y'all this sounded like literal hell.
Yo, please turn it down a little bit.
Parks, you can't laugh.
You're right.
Don't do it.
That looked like some bullshit.
Mel, you still going to say it?
It sounded like some bullshit?
No, unfortunately, it's over.
It was over as of the second.
I didn't know.
Quick run.
But no, it's been up since like October or some shit like that.
Fast.
But I have friends that went to see it.
Grand opening, Grand opening.
Grand opening.
It's not, yeah.
Besides-ish.
I have friends
that went to go see it.
They said it was good.
Do you feel like
the Malcolm X family
co-signed this?
They signed off on this?
I'm sure they did.
Okay.
Again,
it just was in opera form,
but it kind of mimicked
the Malcolm X movie.
Got it.
Of course, you can't have three hours of the Malcolm X movie in it, but it mimicked the movie.
Got you.
All right, Freeze is here.
Freeze is here.
Big Freeze is here, my man.
Shout out to the icicles.
Shout out to them.
Shout out to the icicles.
I love y'all.
Fuck what Hish and Mel is trying to do right now with this bullshit.
Big Parks is here.
Parks, what up?
Poe is here.
Corey is here.
Erickson is here.
Whole Gang is here. Tan is here with usickson is here. Whole gang is here.
Tan is here with us somewhere, as is Savon.
And you guys are here, most importantly.
Sign up to the Patreon.
Hit whatever you need to hit on YouTube.
Follow the gang.
You know the vibes.
Now, where do y'all want to start?
How was everyone's weekend?
Great.
How was everybody's weekend?
Great.
Calm, relaxing.
Great weekend.
Great weekend.
That was good.
Busy?
Mel?
Yes?
I'm going to start with you.
Okay.
Is there anything you'd like to say to anybody out there?
Who do you who?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
What do you mean?
What did I do?
Come on.
Because apparently I have to apologize for something, but I don't know what it is, but
I'm ready.
I was going to ask you,
did you want to issue any type of apology
to maybe Cam and Mace?
Oh, I don't know why.
Oh, shit.
Hey, hold on.
Let me just say this.
I saw that.
That's what I saw.
I wanted to get at you.
Oh, you only saw that, though.
Yeah, I saw that.
Fuck you, nigga.
I saw your stupid-ass ice show,
but you my man.
I ain't want to violate you for that bullshit,
Phantom of the Opera bullshit that they did, nigga.
As opposed to?
Slow down, little Miss Missy.
Jumping off of refrigerators on the tables?
All right, that's probably what you want.
Nigga, I did that shit five years ago, nigga.
I did that shit five, and I got a bag for that in Jamaica.
Watch your mouth.
You do anything for a bag.
You sat on there.
Don't stop us.
You sat on there and watched that bullshit and fucking allowed yourself to be bamboozled by the opera people.
For sure.
And by somebody else.
Well, I don't talk about niggas family.
Bamboozled.
Stop.
You.
Yes.
I heard about that.
She want to say this.
I don't know what type of hell Mel is on.
I'm here to listen and understand where she's going.
I may co-sign her.
Not for that.
But I may have her back or I may let her
fall. Go.
Give me the power.
Okay, Ice, go ahead.
Did you see they responded to you? No.
Can you play it? They responded?
Yes. And before you play it,
I would like to issue a thank you
to both of these. Yes, they took it
very, very. Thank you. Thank you
to Murder, Murder, Murder Sal They took it very, very. Thank you. Thank you to Murder Salute.
Cam, thank you.
Just thanks.
Because after they finish
talking about this,
I'm going to tell you
about the fucking imaginary
blackjack game I had playing
in my head this weekend.
I know this is going,
I expected this to go
a little crazy.
Me too.
In my head,
it was me and Mel
at the blackjack table. All right, here we go. Because Cam was going to go a little crazy. Me too. In my head, it was me and Mel at the blackjack table.
All right, here we go.
Because Cam was going to go crazy, and NBA Youngboy was going to go crazy.
Oh, you got it?
Yeah, I got it.
All right, I'll shut up until later.
What kind of phone you got?
No, I can't laugh.
Last time we said something something people took it way serious
look we're just here
to tell the truth
we're not into anything illegal
so you can stop trying to put that together
let me put you together
right quick
don't ever come for me and kill her
ever
in your mother's life
nigga this is not this is not what you want.
Yo, I promise you all the comments say,
ooh, you picked the wrong people to fuck with.
You picked the wrong one.
Because I can't tell you how much I don't care.
I couldn't even tell you how much.
Lose your butt.
Because I'm going to be honest with you. And he's more petty than I. Because I'm going to be honest with you.
And he's more petty than I am.
I'm going to be honest with you.
Only reason I'm not, and if need be,
we will revisit this.
If need be.
We can revisit it.
Yeah, but the whole thing,
this is screaming desperate and attention.
Like, yo, it really is.
So I'm not going to, but if need,
nigga, nigga, because niggas is looking for us on this
we have never ever ever
tried to take none from nobody
secondly
we only like people that
love us more than
we love ourselves
we have a whole segment on that secondly
who was looking out for us
yeah we were young who was looking out for us? We were young.
Who was looking out for us when we was... Listen, man, we ain't gonna give it no attention, but
Trent Liley, be careful.
I'll tell you one thing. I know a lot
of people are ice.
Snipers, sharpshooters,
and I know people are ice.
I have you escorted back up across
the border. Be careful.
Be careful.
I thought that that was... I have you escorted back up across the border. Be careful. Be careful. And it's a street institution involved.
That was it.
I thought that that was.
They took it.
Oh.
No.
I was just saying, they really, really.
They were nice.
A lot of grace.
Very nice.
They showed a lot of grace.
I don't think you understand that accusation, just throwing that out there on somebody,
how serious that is.
That's why I asked if you just wanted to apologize for that
because that was crazy.
And the way they responded,
I commend them for it
because they could have jumped out the window
and would have been well within their right for that.
Absolutely.
So that was the reason why I just asked that.
I did not hear anything.
Like I was, apparently I really wasn't online a lot this weekend.
So I didn't see anything.
I didn't hear anything.
You said, oh, you're going to get your ass handed for that comment.
I said, do you?
Are you sure that you want that to be there?
Because they're going to kill you.
This is what I said.
No, you didn't.
But okay.
Well, either way you stood in it.
You're right.
You stood in it.
Don't bring me in the mix.
You stood in it.
No, you did say.
I brought it up.
Yeah.
With the intention of, you know what I mean?
I'll send a quick text.
But you stood in it.
Yeah. Yeah.
No.
And I want to add, your point in that conversation was valid without that.
I agree with that as well.
It didn't even need that.
It didn't need it.
You're absolutely right.
I don't even want to say the phrase walk it back.
I'll just say I apologize.
I should never have made that
insinuation
and you're right
I do know they did
offer grace
because they could have said something
completely differently and I
appreciate that so you're absolutely
right I shouldn't have made that
insinuation at all
my original statement was
of that I felt like it was,
you know,
in poor taste
considering the environment
that we're in right now,
that's all I could have said
and left it at that.
Correct.
So, yes,
I do,
I apologize to you guys.
They showed maturity
that I personally
did not expect at all.
I mean,
when you get money,
you know,
and pretty privileged.
More money.
Not really privileged. They don't give a fuck about that. It's just, you know. And pretty privileged. No, not pretty privileged.
He don't give a fuck about that.
It's just they in a new position.
I lost the blackjack game.
I lost.
Why?
Shout out to Killer Max.
That was so awesome that they fucking was mature in this moment.
I was banking on them to not be.
I was banking on them to not be.
They fucking ruined it for me. I was banking on them to not be. I was banking on them to not be. They fucking ruined it for me.
I was home.
Saturday morning, big act.
Yup.
My man.
I served you right up.
Served him up.
Boy.
Ha!
Joe Budden said something about NBA, yeah, boy.
I'm like, just keep watching.
Little date lines. And say cheese. I'm like, just keep watching little datelines.
And say cheese.
All the big niggas.
All the big niggas.
Next thing you know, Dateline jumped in.
All the biggest niggas in the world.
But I was home knowing I was a little flagrant and Mel was a little flagrant.
So we at the blackjack table.
I know Cam could get fouled.
I know Youngboy could get fouled.
I've been in the news a lot
these last few weeks.
Months.
Months.
Months.
I'm thinking the law of averages
and probability says
it's Mel's turn.
It's Mel's turn to get killed.
My shit was in like hour three
right before the sleepers
these motherfuckers
Mel's shit was in the top
she said it with her chest
I was like oh
finally a co-host
that can provide me some fucking cover
and hell no.
And let me tell you,
watching the playback, that shit is
always a lot worse.
It's always a lot worse. I owe him a young boy an apology
too. Let's throw over the accountability. I owe him an
apology. He don't even bother nobody.
He don't even bother nobody.
And the pod was over.
The pod was over.
I was in my notes. My notes is for my brain.
That ain't to put out there like that.
And if you're going to have the conversation,
there's a much better way to articulate
what you're trying to say
and have the conversation.
Like that's just lazy to do that
at the end of the pod.
We do that a lot.
Voice is too strong.
Yeah, but it's the back to that strong voice
shit. It's just, you got to be more responsible
than that. That was totally wrong. Not
cool. You want to be the bridge.
You want to be the OG
that is the bridge. You don't want
to keep... They only
snatch my shit when I'm kicking somebody's back.
I need to stop kicking people's
back. That's what it says.
That's what it says. So yeah, he didn't need that. I
Did get the I did always wonder how a young boy Joe Budden ran would sound I got that off the bucket list
I did and my dick gets hard
Give you some dick critique. Yeah, I know where he's gone. You know where he's gone with this
Them niggas think we all this dirt
We all these niggas think we old as dirt.
We old to these niggas, man. Not me.
Y'all niggas is old.
You are age, big dog. I am not your age.
You are age, big dog. You're knocking on the
door, dog. I am, but
it isn't open yet.
Yeah, I didn't like that. I didn't feel good
about it. It didn't sit well in my
soul and my spirit
as I watched all of the biggest blogs.
Shout out to you, nigga, Maturity.
I'm proud of you.
I didn't like it.
I'm very proud of you.
Maturity, seeing the vision,
coming in and backing up.
That was corny.
I didn't like it.
You're supposed to put your hand out.
But I don't feel bad.
I understand where you come from
because a lot of times when you were coming up,
a lot of people didn't put
their hand out to help you up.
You really had to claw
through the dirt.
No, it's not about that.
Honestly, you be saying...
But that's the perspective
that I came from.
I understand.
No, it's not about that for me.
You be talking,
you forget this shit is on,
you talk like you're talking
to your friends,
and that's how it come out.
And then you listen back
and it sounds like shit.
That sounds horrible.
I hated it,
nor do I think he's as horrible as the five horribles that I said
Like we really could have had to talk so I do want to apologize that was fucked up and it was crazy
Silly shit. We start with accountability accountability
Anybody else be accountable by some shit. Yeah, come on get out the way early
Anybody straight out the way? Yeah, ish. Yes, you good
You want to apologize to the Michael makes family for watching that bullshit Anybody straight? Get out the way. Yeah. Ish? Ish, you good? I'm straight as a guy, bro.
You want to apologize to the Malcolm X family for watching that bullshit?
Why would I apologize?
Look, I'll come on with this serious shit.
Anyway.
John, man, son.
Yo, Ish, you my man.
I love this you, man.
Someone's phone is going crazy.
Joe's.
We know who's going crazy.
It's always Joe's. Put this shit on silent, nigga.
Turn the volume down.
You always do that shit, look around.
So Friday, Ian Dunlap was here.
I've been meaning to get with him.
So he came, he shot, did our little Patreon.
And, you know, there was that little time gap at the end of the...
You good?
Me?
Yeah.
I saw that too. know there was that little time gap at the end of the you good me yeah so after we finished working
on friday you know i was gonna head out i was gonna head out to the spot get a little bite to
eat sure figured i would invite ian dunlap to join so we could eat talk this content space shit. And right at the end of our taping,
when we were out the door getting our plan together,
he looked at Melissa Ford and said,
Mel, you want to join?
That took Mel to the spot?
Mm-hmm.
No.
He took Mel to the spot.
Did you enjoy the spot, Mel?
Oh, no, no, no, no, please.
No?
Please.
I'm just getting started.
Carry on, son.
Clear out?
Yeah, yeah, you got it.
I hate when people do that.
I hate when people do that. I hate when people do that.
Why do people do that?
You are the plus one, Ian Dunlap.
You are the guest.
Why the fuck are you inviting a whole nother person right in front of us?
We can't even say no.
We couldn't even say.
Actually, I tried to say no.
I said, Ian, we don't hang out with Mel.
Corey was jumping up and down.
Corey said, Ian, we don't do this.
But Ian didn't give a fuck.
So Mel says, all right, I'll join.
I'll join.
Let me just go home
and change
and they're good friends
and they're good friends
that makes sense
and I'm thinking
he's in town
so he could be the babysitter
he could be the babysitter
for the night
fine
that's true
so Mel says
I'm fine
I'll go home and change
I start trying to look
at the bright side of things
I'm like alright
well it's still Mel Ford
yeah
I mean it's still Melissa Ford
Melissa Ford mm-hmm
and this board goes home and change I go home and change to open some crazy shit
on fucking coat to the floor dragon hmm he say it was nice
oh the college is going crazy it was nice come downstairs with my shit big
mail on I'd like to borrow that big Mel on the couch and a triple goose.
Canadian triple goose.
She's Canadian.
It wasn't even cold on Friday.
It was a nice night.
One of the nicer New York nights.
I'm pausing there. I don't care if y'all
want me to continue.
We've been talking about this spot for months. This is the spot. I don't care if y'all want me to continue. No, no, no. We've been talking about this spot for
months. This is
the spot. I already got the text to say
yo, it's
lit tonight.
I just know I'm walking
in there, me, Mel Ford,
gang gang, killing shit.
Looking like, yeah, yeah. But
no. Canadian
goose. It's cool because you can't be that judgy dude.
You can't do that.
But in my head, I'm cursing and screaming.
Still Mel Ford, too.
But that's still Mel Ford, so we get in the truck.
We get in the truck.
Two minutes into the ride, Big Mo hits me on my phone.
It's the group chat, too.
It's her, Shanti.
Mo hits me.
Yo, Mel just invited me out to the spot.
Oh, shit.
Yo, hold up.
Hold up.
Mel just invited me out to the spot.
You lying, yo.
She says she with you.
I know that you didn't drive by me and go to the spot.
So now I'm getting cursed out.
I'm getting cursed out by my friend. No, we need to pause here.
Oh, go, go.
Please, please, please.
You got to address this.
Please.
Please.
What type of time?
She has no idea what we even, look, look.
That's not, what are you doing?
Why would you do that?
Word.
So now the plus one of the plus one.
We're at plus three now.
Is inviting.
It's mathematics.
My friend.
This is my friend.
That's the only reason she should have been here now, bro.
What the fuck?
Why you even got my friend's number to put me in these positions?
What is this madness?
She gave it to me.
I like her.
I like her.
Women are special, man. Yo, women. Women. We besties now. Yeah. That's crazy. That's how it go. Just like that. I like her. Women are special, man. Yo, women. Women.
We besties now.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
That's how it go.
Just like that.
Like that.
I don't know if this is funny, but I'm tight for this nigga.
I'm hot.
Yo, I can't even hold myself, so I look back.
Mel, why did you invite Mo out while we were going?
Like, my friend.
And she hit the group chat, so now the whole group chat wants to go.
No, no.
No, the group chat hit.
My own group chat.
Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying.
Now they all know.
Mel says, it's a girl thing.
You wasn't supposed to be here.
That's what she looked at me and said.
And then I was visibly getting angrier, which was making the car awkward now.
And I'm the bad guy.
So I shut up.
And we continued to ride.
I love you, Mel.
No, then I rolled the window down.
Oh, my God.
And put it in the air.
And then we arrived.
I'm in the backseat, by the way.
Shut your fucking trap.
Because you were in the backseat silent, right?
The music is blasting.
Yeah.
As it does.
You know how he, yes.
And that's fine.
But you were seated directly behind me.
You didn't tap me at all.
You made no attempt to say a sentence.
And you're in a bubble goose, so like.
Say what?
What am I going to say?
Well.
Turn the music down.
I'll continue.
Roll your window up.
We arrive.
It's his car.
We arrive, and it is jam-packed.
They say, yo, your normal spot right here.
Because there's so many of y'all.
I've reserved you a table over there.
I know that's the mix.
I know that's not just fun.
I was going to say, over there.
And there is a party of
40 celebrating the birthday I said it's fine and we go sit in the mix and you know me I'm
watching everything so a couple of them pulled a phone out to start tapping each other talking
to each other it's a big deal it I was joking about it to Malford.
I look to my side.
Malford is sitting at the table in the middle of the mix
with her goose on.
With the hood on.
You shut it up.
You said with the hood on.
Wait, at the table?
Yes.
So then it was cold or something?
He lying?
This sounds like a movie of the Matrix, nigga.
I'm not done.
And this is a, you know how when Law and Order sometimes,
when the guy was too ill, they break the episode up into two parts?
Yeah, yeah.
I can only give you part one.
Imani will come later and give you part two.
So she's got this hood on at the table.
And I look and she goes to take off the hood.
But now I'm still steaming from everything else.
I still didn't really tell her how mad I am.
Because I didn't want to make it awkward.
Still didn't really tell her how mad I am.
Because I didn't want to make it awkward.
Yeah, my nigga, she took this hood off at the table in the middle of a party of 40 while Cameo was playing or some ill shit.
Don't tell me.
And that wig was all, it looked like she got electrocuted.
Wait, what is going on? The table of 40 is recording us.
They recording still.
I look to my right and say,
man,
if you don't get your ass in that back,
that's when you start talking through your teeth.
Now you gotta talk through your teeth.
I definitely did.
Yo, yo, yo.
What the fuck?
I said, man.
Oh, oh, oh, oh. Yes, buddy.
Oh, shit.
Imani is there.
You couldn't have set this up even better.
Hey, Imani, you might as well come pull up.
You might as well come take a seat right there.
Take that pillow.
So yo, flip.
She has no idea what I'm even doing.
She says, why, why?
I said, man, I've been looking like shit at this table.
And they're recording us.
She said, but you had the window down the whole time.
Oh.
I said, Mel, fix your fucking self in this spot, please.
And this is the popping spot on a popping night.
So now she's sitting at the table and fix herself.
She pulled out some makeup.
She pulled out a mirror. She pulled out a mirror.
The bathroom is right there.
It's not even that big.
You ain't got to go downstairs.
Is this trolling?
Yes.
I think she was trolling.
The fuck it is.
No, I swear on my kids.
You're full of shit.
Both of them got love.
I love them.
Let me tell you something. I love the way you tell a story until you start talking shit.
Defend yourself.
You are full of shit.
Defend yourself.
First of all, underneath my goose, I'm wearing a tank top, okay?
Because I knew that temperatures fluctuate.
Outside, it's chilly.
Inside, so I want to be ready when it's warm and whatnot.
So I'm wearing a tank top underneath the goose, okay?
Let's, yes?
My bad, my bad.
Carry on.
Okay, so I'm wearing a tank top underneath the goose.
Keep in mind, that was the coat that I wore to the pod earlier, okay?
It's cold outside.
I'm a girl.
We get cold.
Do we not?
Can you all agree?
Y'all do.
Your girls are always, we're always fucking cold.
Perpetually.
Okay, perpetually cold.
So I'm wearing my Canada Goose because it's cold outside,
and I also don't know how long I'm going to be out.
I just want to jump in and say that the baddies do be cold.
They also have a cold strategy.
They also have, hey, I'm going to bring this out.
I'll wear this.
I'll leave it in the car.
When I walk in, it's time.
They normally have a strategy.
Okay, well, I didn't have my strategy.
No, that is for shit sure.
You were saying?
Okay, I didn't have my strategy together, okay?
I just was prepared for...
But continue.
Okay, so...
She's earthy.
Shut up, Parks.
Secondly, this mofo had the window open
the entire ride, basically.
So you're not refuting anything that was in my story.
You're just kind of telling why it was.
Yes, your version, my version.
Of course I'm not refuting.
Okay, well, in that case, you can mute it back up.
I will not mute the fuck back up.
No, I will not.
Okay, so you have the window open and stuff like that.
So guess what I'm getting?
Nothing but air.
Air.
Air to my face.
Wind blowing.
My hair's blowing in my face and shit like that.
So when I get to the spot, I have one strand of hair out of place.
One strand.
He's bugging.
He's a fucking Virgo, okay?
Yes, there's a...
Yes, yes.
You are...
They've seen enough of these wigs to know do not keep it keep it up I
swear to god I will but don't lie it was not you think I would have tapped you for one hair strand
yes yes yes yes you are a you are a perfectionist to the fucking death and there is nobody in this
room that will fucking deny that you are a perfectionist you everything has its place in it you okay it was one fucking strand out of place
i pulled out a compact just so i could see what he was talking about fixed it took off my goose
they took it and here we are now he wasn't there like fixing your face no my face was fine all right i thought it was no
i just wanted to see what he was talking about no his face was not so i went out so i went out salty
i went out to smoke 10 i went out for a breath of some fresh air or not so fresh air
and i seen somebody my man came walking up, my man was in a good mood too.
That nigga was skipping up the block,
singing,
had his A-Ralph Trenchman walk.
He came and gave me
some extra smooth dap I never got,
like the wiggle of fingers.
Oh, he was in his bag.
Oh, yeah.
My nigga had some.
He had a couple gin and tonics
at home.
That's what that was.
No, it wasn't me.
No, it wasn't you.
He was with us.
No, I'm talking about my man.
My man came up the block.
He was in the greatest of moods until I told him.
I'll leave that out the story.
I'll leave that.
I don't want to be too messy.
It's been enough mess.
I'll leave that part out.
No, say it, nigga.
I am stressed out.
Ish was stressed out, too, when I told him.
He said the same thing, Corey.
Corey said, you brought metal?
Corey said, all right, I'll meet you.
But wait, fine.
What am I, like the fucking plague?
What is the fucking problem?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Long story even longer.
Okay.
I had enough.
I was going to pay the check.
But Ian paid the check.
Some people out there know,
I normally get to a check pretty fast.
So for me, it's odd when somebody beats me to the check.
That means you was like doing the thing, but did it so I did a little science but I dabbed
everyone up and I took my happy ass home to bed safe but a few people didn't
enter your mom for party. Our favorite soprano.
And then we can get
into some music
or some shit
that's going on.
No, we all,
you know,
I was already with them
in the car.
So we all went together.
I will say this.
Joe did have the window
down.
Nigga, I'm talking about part two.
Don't get to part one.
I just want,
I want to give some prep, right?
So yes,
the window was down.
Yes, Mel did have to fix.
It was not one strand of hair, though, Mel.
Yeah.
It was, but you fixed it.
So, he was cool.
Yeah, Joe left.
And then Ish all of a sudden disappeared.
And then I was there.
Ish was there?
Yeah, I stayed for 10 minutes. Yeah, he stayed for like two seconds. Yeah, he stayed there. Yeah, he got out was there. This was it? Yeah, I stayed for 10 minutes.
Yeah, you stayed for like two seconds.
Yeah, I ain't stayed there.
He didn't, he got, he got like.
Get out of there.
And then it was me.
We didn't do the work team building.
Mel.
Mm-hmm.
Ian.
Uh-huh.
And another gentleman that we had just met,
I think that's one of Ian's friends.
Okay.
Okay, that's true.
And.
Y'all want to keep the party going.
Bro, I'm in the street. Sure. She was like, you know,. Y'all want to keep the party going. Bro, I'm in the street.
Sure.
Like, you know, why not?
Let's just keep the party going.
And Mel had been talking about this originators party the entire day.
The originals.
The originals.
The originals.
And, and salutes to the originals.
And the night is young.
Sure.
Night is young.
It's a weekend.
And, um.
Warm weekend.
Yeah.
And my boy happened to be the doorman over there.
Oh.
Oh, this is a layup. Oh, this is the doorman Over there Oh This is a layup
Oh this is a layup
We definitely going to that
Nobody trying to go home
Yeah yeah we out
Definitely going to that
Let's all go see the originals
Okay
We in the car
We headed to see the originals
What car?
I think
An Uber
I think yeah
It's an Uber whatever
Gotcha
We go
We headed down there
We get there It's pretty easy Walk Gotcha We go We headed down there We get there
It's pretty easy
Walk in
Yo
We here
Alright cool
We walk in
Walk right in
Cause you're a man right
Yeah cause my man was there
But
But
They were
At the front
They were very ecstatic
To see Mel
Walking in
Sure
100%
And the goose
That's Melissa Ford
Okay cool
Alright
Put some spec on her name
Right That is still Mel Ford Say what you want So we In the elevator Melissa Ford Yeah that's Melissa Ford Yeah okay cool Alright Put some spec on her name Right
That is still Mel Ford
Say what you want
So we
Get in the elevator
We head upstairs
Okay
Me and Ian
Turn around
Look
Okay it's pretty packed
We turn around again
Where's Mel
Gone
Where's Walter
Where's Melissa Ford
Already
Dog What the fuck is going on Hurry up Where's Melissa Ford? Already? Dog.
What the fuck is going on?
Hurry up, nigga.
Melissa walked in and immediately turned into Casper and disappeared into whatever section she went to.
And the next time I heard Melissa's name was either D-Nice or Stretch saying,
Shout out to Melissa Ford in the building.
And I said, oh,
well, where's she sitting at?
Because we still standing right here.
You abandoned gang?
No.
Oh, shit.
No.
She was a VIP.
You didn't abandon gang, though.
No, no, no, no, no.
Wait, wait.
Okay, okay.
So we stood out there.
We're trying to figure out,
yo, we going to do a table
or something.
The table was trash.
I said it was trash.
I was like, you know what?
We're not about to waste no time.
And it was 100%.
When we got off the elevator
The first person we saw
Was D Haven
Just to give you a
Kind of synopsis
Of the people that were in there
It was
It was
One of them parties
I don't know what that means
Me either
You don't know who D Haven is?
You know what that means
I don't
Okay
Okay
Let's just say it was It was 100% Mixed with a good amount DeHaven is? You know what that means. I don't. Okay. Okay.
Let's just say it was 100%
mixed with a good amount
of the street nigga crowd.
Gotcha.
So,
we like,
we don't plan
really being here.
Great music, though.
Music is rocking.
They amazing.
But, yeah,
Melissa,
we ain't see her
for probably about
another 20,
25 minutes.
Then she came back Social butterfly
Jacket off, looked like she had a drink maybe
Oh yeah, see that goose off
Yeah, goose was off
She might have had a drink
And she came back and said, hey, where's the bathroom?
I looked at Ian and Ian said, yeah, dogs, I think I'm going to get out of here
Just saying that I looked at Ian And Ian said Yeah dogs I think I'm gonna get out of here Just
Just
Say that
Walked Melissa to the bathroom
And I proceeded to get the fuck out of there as well
But I feel like we
We
Yeah Mel don't know how to move with the niggas
Y'all left her there?
I was just gonna
She left us
What do you mean we left her there?
Wait
We left her? Yeah you mean we left her there We left her
Yeah y'all left her
She came back to y'all
Y'all walked into the bathroom
I walked into the bathroom
Walked her back to the security
Where she was going back to the section she was at
I could tell she was already in her own groove
Because she said to me
Okay you're
leaving? I'll call you after this when I leave. Melissa doesn't have my phone number, so I
know she wasn't going to call me.
A.K.A. Deuces, nigga.
A.K.A. She was good.
I'm good.
Shoe fly.
Yeah.
No.
I felt comfortable enough to say, yo, you know what? Nah, get it. That's nasty. Yeah, let me get a body. Let me get a body now. I'm good. Shoe fly. Yeah. No. I felt comfortable enough
to say, yo, you know what?
Nah, I get it.
That's nasty.
Yeah, let me get about it.
Let me get about it now.
That's extreme.
We've spent a lot of time on that.
It was a good story though, guys.
It was a fun night.
Nigga, what y'all talking about?
Nigga, are we not gonna
address the elephant in the room
that nigga,
we can't bring her outside
or she gonna be fucking
wandering off with niggas?
We didn't bring you in here
to go wander off with niggas.
What part of the game is that?
And where is she from, nigga?
You know if you was a girl from the club.
Now, stop.
If she was a girl from the club,
you know how nigga in her ass will be?
Bitch, I call you a bitch.
Lady, you went over there with them niggas.
We don't do that.
What part of the game is that?
That's some old nigga shit.
We didn't bring you in here to go with nobody else.
You came with us.
Nigga, you leaving with us.
That's the game. That's foul. She's out of line. Period. And she don't need to go with nobody as you came with us nigga you leaving with us that's the game that's foul she's out of line period and she don't
need to go out with niggas if she gonna do that if she's gonna want to offer
somebody else she don't need to go out with niggas yeah we meet you over there
so call your niggas let's uh huh that happened a lot. Janie, she was in a section. She was in a section, nigga. No, no, no, no, no, no.
She planned it.
She's lit.
Melissa Ford is 100% still Melissa Ford.
Extremely.
She walked in and no motherfucker screamed her name about a good four times.
She's about to leave with the gang.
I heard Znight say it.
I heard Stretch say it.
She's about to leave with the gang.
I think Rich Medina said it.
There's a couple of niggas that said it.
Damn, man.
I'm hurt.
Yeah, don't come out with me no more.
Yeah, explain it.
If somebody invites you, uninvite.
Say, nah, I got another gig.
Maybe you want to, what did you say?
That I don't have any, what's the last thing you said?
About me not being able to hang with niggas and blah, blah, blah.
Is that the other?
What's the last thing that you said? The roundup was basically. Know how to move hang with niggas and blah, blah, blah. Is that the other? What's the last thing that you said?
The roundup was basically.
Mel doesn't know how to move with the niggas.
Yeah, okay.
Maybe it's because I have no practice
because y'all motherfuckers don't ever, ever, ever invite me to shit.
Ever, ever, ever.
Nothing.
Nothing.
Nothing.
That could be as far as with us.
But you are, once again, Melissa Ford.
Okay, so.
And you've been in the industry and you've been in parties.
You've been around the fellas.
And we did it.
And we kind of assume that you already know how to.
Okay, so just to round this up because we spent a lot of time on this, like you said.
I just want to say I went in there to try to figure out the table situation and the band situation.
The band?
The orchestra?
No, bands.
Bands.
Bands will make a dance.
Yeah.
So I went in there.
That's the oldest trick in the book.
I'm going to check.
I'm going to make sure it's cool.
I'll wait right here.
I'll be back.
I'm going to come get y'all.
But we didn't need bands.
Because I walked to the security bands. Because the security,
like I walked to the security dude
and was like,
yo, let me go to DJ booth
real quick.
Speak to Nick Storm,
dap him up.
Yo, you good?
Nah, we good.
The security was acting
like everybody needed a band.
I promise y'all.
Okay, that's it.
It's over.
That's it.
It's over.
It's fine.
That was great.
Trust me, it's over.
Great story though.
Never did.
I can't tell.
But if y'all got it, Melissa F Ford is 100%. No, that's in force.
She's not.
Fuck that.
I haven't seen it before.
We'll continue this on Patreon.
I think that's the problem.
But we'll get on Patreon.
That's the problem right there.
All right, well, can I get up now?
Yeah, get the fuck out of here.
Thanks.
All right, we all want to start.
A lot of action up there.
A lot of action up there.
A lot of shit up there.
Do we want to start
with the congratulations
for Nelly and Ashanti?
I don't know if we out in.
I don't.
That was weird.
Did y'all see that?
I saw the tweets,
but I never saw that.
No, I saw the clip.
The clip.
And it looked like it was a black and white affair that they had.
Okay.
They were on a stage.
They were on a stage.
And at the end of the night, they're walking off.
And it's like Nelly was trying to tell the crowd that they were expecting.
He kept rubbing her stomach, patting her stomach.
But it looked like she wasn't ready to tell, to say anything yet.
Ooh. And he's like, yeah, somebody to tell, to say anything yet. Ooh.
And he's like, yeah, somebody late, somebody late,
somebody late doing like this.
So I don't know, you know what I mean?
You want to respect people.
That's tricky.
That's tricky.
It's tricky.
You know what I'm saying?
It's tricky as fuck.
I don't know how to play.
That is tricky.
Congrats, maybe.
Or you should have never done that, Nelly.
I don't know.
I don't know.
The last headline I saw was that it was confirmed with Us Weekly.
All right, well, congratulations then.
Congratulations.
Hey, man, spin the block season is... What a way to spin the block.
That's a way to do it.
Spin the block champ.
Yeah, he won.
It's true.
He won.
Did anybody check with our guy
Yeah, I guess in that song Graham right there
FedEx he had to sign for
Email text message and everything of my plane a lot of shit out for her DM national
I might have
said that the job to get his man oh you ain't see at the black and white
affair they were performing so Nelly did Ja Rule's part of the song with Ashanti
sure yeah okay now they bugging yeah you can't do that. You cannot.
He's alive, nigga.
What are you talking about?
He wasn't here.
John just got beat 190 to like 70 in fantasy.
Sad toy his ass off.
I can't laugh.
Yo, if a nigga put 190 on you, you got to at least break 100 just for your pride's sake.
Anyway.
That's a rough week.
Yeah, I can't even laugh. That's a rough week. Yeah.
I can't even laugh.
That sucks to have that happen
and have made
put it on me.
That joke will never die.
It will never die.
But Nelly,
I think that's fucked up.
I think that's fucked.
Congratulations for him
and Ashanti.
And no,
you can't do Ja Rule's part
in Ashanti's song.
You can't do that.
Someone gotta do it, we wanna hear part of it.
Where, where do we wanna hear it?
From Ja.
He not here.
He not here, he's busy, he's got a gig,
he's got a fantasy match up.
Where would I be?
Coming from Nelly?
You could've got Ash to do it.
Nah, I'm good.
I wanna hear that from Nelly, my nigga.
Nah, I'm good.
That's hilarious, look. I like when want to hear that from Nelly, my nigga. Nah, I'm good.
That's hilarious.
I like when Ashanti used to do her version of I'm real and be like, yeah, that's my shit.
Fuck that bitch.
So you know, too.
Congratulations to Nelly and Ashanti.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Awesome, awesome news.
Love is in the air.
It is.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else? Come on. Let's get to it. Lil Baby, this is gonna. Come on. What else? What else? What else? What else?
Come on.
Let's get to it. Lil Baby, this is gonna.
Come on.
Let's hot topic all the way through it.
I didn't like that.
But what do I know?
I didn't like it either.
I didn't hear it.
What did he say?
Lil Baby was on stage.
The record, Drip Too Hard, which is like one of their better collabs.
Did he not?
Yeah.
The song came on.
Lil Baby yelled to the crowd, nah, cut that off. We don't fuck with the rap. He didn came on. Lil Baby yelled to the crowd.
Nah, cut that off.
We don't fuck with the rap.
He didn't look like he was yelling to the crowd.
Well, he yelled it on the mic.
He didn't yell it.
He said it to the mic.
Was it audible?
You got it.
The DJ killed it.
You got it on the mic.
It sounded like
he was talking to the DJ.
Man, you know the set list
when you do your show.
That might not have been
on the set list.
Yeah.
Dripped too hard.
It was on the set list. Stop. Allpped too hard. It was on the set list.
Stop.
All right, well, cut it off then.
Now, listen, he better than me.
I'm not never taking that out of my catalog.
Ever.
If that's in there.
Dripped too hard, I don't care what I'm going to do.
You need to call him back.
I ain't taking up in the club out of my catalog,
and R. Kelly is a monster.
Fuck yeah, I'm talking about.
Word.
I said, we be up about? Word. I said,
we be up in the club.
I said,
mommy,
you do what they do
on what you do.
You do what they do.
Hey,
I ain't getting rid of the slash.
Hey,
I ain't getting rid of no slash.
I ain't got but two
on the possible anyway. I got a strong four. Yeah, slap. I ain't got but two of the possible anyway.
I got a strong four.
Yeah, nah.
I know what he did.
I sent him to jail, but.
Yeah, I'm going to perform this little medley right here.
No, we killed that.
You're Too Hard is one of those for me.
It's one of those records.
Yeah.
And your music ain't really been that since you. It's one of those records. Yeah. This nigga is a fool. And your music
ain't really been that
since you,
since, man.
Let's tell the truth.
Uh, no.
No.
Oh yeah, that's right.
We can't tell the truth.
I ain't telling no damn truth.
You tell.
Yo, that is hilarious, man.
So you feel like
he shouldn't have did that?
I'm not saying
he shouldn't have did it.
That is one of those records.
So you,
like Gunna did the record, just didn't do't do little baby parts I'll maybe do that a
little a little bit the end after the song do something we took that way for
granted that gunna and little baby wave coming up same way we took a rich homie
and uh and thug for granted when that was coming up there's been some shit
that we took for granted and then that was just the end this is that this is that for me like
it's sad that that's where they at both them dudes is heat wish we could get
more but fuck it I don't know if Gunna loses sleep over this I don't think he
loses an ounce of sleep over this at all.
Especially when your music is doing what it's doing still.
Your shows did what they did.
You ain't miss a beat.
They missed beats.
How long do you think they're going to hold on to Gunna as a rat?
I think they're going to hold on to it until this-
Until the trial's over
Yeah
Cause everybody's just
Waiting to hear
Thug say something
Gotcha
Once he say something
Then it's like
He might not be
Taking a stand
In his own trial
Or niggas
No no I'm not even
Talking about the stand
Or just period
Just wanna hear
Something from him
Got it
Niggas still could have
Under information
That's true
What you mean
Like Lil Baby is
Closely connected with Thug So he might have Information that the Rest of the world Don't have I know but he just Niggas still could have Under information That's true What you mean? Like Lil Baby is closely
Connected with Doug
So he might have information
That the rest of the world
Don't have
I know but he just asked
How long are people
Going to hold it
I'm saying until
I didn't ask that
I did
Oh I'm sorry
Once it's on your jacket
It's on your jacket
Right and only
We've seen a lot of things
Disappear off the jacket
If you come with enough slaps
Of course
Disappear
No
Maybe fade out Maybe fade out They don't disappear They don't disappear Some motherfuckers if you come with enough slaps. Of course. Disappear? No.
Maybe fade out.
Maybe fade out.
They don't disappear.
Some motherfuckers don't care about it.
Nah, just what happens is the typical average fan
don't give a fuck.
True.
They not invest in this street shit.
They think they give a fuck.
They give a fuck
if it's popular enough
to give a fuck.
That's what happens.
Like, they think they care
about a lot of this shit,
but if the masses really cared
and was not fucking with Gunna,
then people would feel justified in feeling that way,
even though they don't really care.
Most motherfuckers don't care about that.
Because, again, that's not their life.
In the streaming era, you really don't have to care.
No error.
You never had to care.
What you mean?
No error, dog.
Yeah, no error.
Yo, fam.
Unless you invested in this shit,
or unless you are tied with these niggas,
you ain't got to care about what the fuck they doing.
I'm a trainer. I ain't in the street. Some niggas, you ain't got to care about what the fuck they doing. I'm a trainer.
I ain't in the street.
Some niggas don't give a fuck what happens in street shit.
No, I don't know.
In the 90s, you did have to care.
You did have to care.
Not as a patron.
You don't have to care.
As a consumer, you don't have to care.
As a consumer, you don't got to give a fuck about nothing.
We didn't have nearly as much information in the 90s about what was happening.
You just don't have to care.
As a consumer, you don't have to care unless.
I couldn't disagree more when they when they highlighted dr dre on the front
of what was that album cover his first album yeah world class record crew they tried to humiliate
him fucking uh easy e they tried to humiliate him who else did they try to humiliate the niggas are
still selling millions of albums niggas didn't care, Joe. Niggas didn't give a fuck.
At all.
I don't know.
They tried to do,
they tried to, I mean,
the home tried to assassinate
Prodigy and Nas' character
and all that shit.
It didn't matter.
That's not true.
Dr. Dre.
I totally disagree with that.
Yeah, dang it.
Y'all think it didn't matter
that Prodigy,
God bless his soul,
was on the Summer Jam screen?
No, it mattered.
Cause what,
it didn't matter?
I said,
I said Dr. Dre.
That Dr. Dre world-class
rec and clue shiny shit,
sequin shit didn't matter
one bit.
It did matter,
but Dr. Dre is him,
so he had to do,
he had to be himself.
He had to reinvent
and change the game
a million times.
I don't think too many
Mobb Deep fans said,
I'm not putting on
Hell on Earth or Infamous
no more because he was
on the Summer Jam screen.
As a Mobb Deep fan that was outside back then with other Mobb
Deep fans, we didn't give a fuck about that shit.
I think it got tough for Prodigy for a second.
And it got tough for them niggas
when Pac was doing all that sickle cell shit.
I remember.
I remember.
It got a little tough.
What happens is mainstream
fans feel they gotta choose a side. So in the Summer Jam remember. What happens is this. It got a little tough. What happens is mainstream fans
feel they got to
choose a side.
So in the Summer Jam
shit.
Quiet Storm.
What do you think
Quiet Storm game?
I don't know,
but look,
in the Summer Jam
screen shit,
in the Summer Jam
screen shit,
fans chose,
okay,
we choosing
Hov's side in this.
That's it.
It's just,
but if
you put out a slap,
you put out a run of slaps,
the fans come right back.
Because they fickle.
They don't give a fuck, bro.
They really don't.
When I argue, I agree with you.
I think today it's less important for you
to have that credibility than back then.
I do think it's less important.
You don't need it today.
I think it's fake important now.
It depends on, yeah. I just think it depends on the person. I think it's fake important now. It depends on, yeah,
I just think it depends on the person.
I think it depends on the quality of the music.
If you can put out slap after slap after slap,
they don't care.
Bro, that writing,
that reference track shit with Drake
would have fucked some other artists up.
That CO shit with Ross,
yes, we know some COs that move product, et cetera,
but just the picture of him in the badge on stage, that would have fucked some rappers up.
Slaps came, though.
But the slaps kept coming.
They didn't stop.
And then it was like, yo, we don't care because look what we're getting.
That's what happened.
It is no debate.
That is literally what happened.
I agree with Ice on it.
That raw shit kind of faded out.
Why?
That raw shit.
It took a long time, though.
But also, he flipped it.
Not that long?
Not long at all.
No.
If the same man BMF dropped,
it was a wrap.
I mean, when you think about it,
his excuse was...
Nigga, it's bad CEOs
that's tied into the street.
Yeah, niggas would not care
about that.
Niggas who was...
He put Tef on Donna.
We ain't got to talk about it.
I don't think niggas
judging for being a CEO because there's some CEO niggas that's outside. Bro, niggas didn't even He put Teflon Don out. We ain't got to talk about it. I don't think niggas judging for being the CO because there's some CO
niggas that's outside. Yeah. Bro, niggas didn't
even know it was the CO at first.
They saw him with the badge and shit on it and was calling
him a cop. Yeah, they were.
Who did? The same
fickle ass fans who don't know and don't really care, bro.
What's your McCullough exposed him for being the CO?
50. 50. No.
Trick Daddy.
He was beefing with Trick Daddy
and Trick Daddy
told niggas
I'm talking about
when it went nationwide
that was 50
yeah he might have done that
cause that's Miami shit
they know each other
Trick Daddy did
it went nationwide
when that happened
see I think it was
the 50 beef
that had niggas like
alright we ain't really
care about the CL shit
cause he handled himself
he was handling himself
pretty well
cause he kept putting
yes and he shot first not just. He was handling himself pretty well. Because he kept putting up. Yes.
And he shot first.
Not just that.
He was handling himself too.
Like, nigga,
I don't give a fuck about you.
Them New York niggas
are scared of you.
I ain't scared of you.
Like, nigga, what's up?
Yeah, but then 50 did
some of the most gangster shit
we ever saw.
I'm not disagreeing.
What I'm saying
that he wasn't.
Put that one right to bed.
What?
Put that one right to bed.
Leave 50% alone.
Absolutely.
No, what I'm saying is
he wasn't.
What he did again, Joe? saying is he what what he did again
I ain't saying
what he did
I'll pause it
come on pause it
I'll tell you
pause it
alright we back
and I told him
I told him what he did
told him what he did
leave that man
alone
agreed
that's what I got for you
alright it's time
for my favorite
part of the show
make some noise
make some noise!
Make some noise!
Some of that noise is quiet.
It's my favorite part of the show now, too.
Mine, too.
I love this part of the show.
It is. This shit is great.
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And I'm picking both quarterbacks in the Buffalo-Kansas City game.
Not mad at that.
Josh Allen, 261-yard pass yards.
I think he'll beat it.
Yeah, I'm going more on my homes, too.
My homes, too.
266 passing yards.
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I would go less on my homes. I would go less on Mahomes.
I would go less on Allen.
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Very good.
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It probably will be.
I think it's going to be a shootout.
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You think I'm dead ass?
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I'll be playing.
Yeah, word.
For sure.
I'll be playing.
You know, hold on, hold on, hold on.
It's so interesting what, when you get new situations, how you involved us.
You know, you got me involved and I don't play sports or watch sports.
So I've been signing up and learning about it. Thank you.
Good. But I'm not excited that
much, because you're not helping me, nigga.
I'll give you some pointers.
No, no, no, no, no, no. I want this nigga. Walk me
through it. Okay. Get on the phone
and walk me through it. If you win, do I get some
of your winnings? Yes, you cannot,
but at the same time.
Yeah.
That's a fool
yo
what we got
what's important to y'all
what's important to y'all
we have
I like
I like the Natalie Nunn topic
I do
yes
I was gonna think about that
I do like the Natalie Nunn topic
Natalie Nunn showed up to
where she went in D.C.?
was it Park?
Park at 14
we all been
indeedy
we all have had a time.
Yes.
What happened?
What happened?
They said no thank you.
They turned their way.
No.
Yeah.
Her and her people.
They said they're not a fan of the Zeus Network.
They don't want anything to do with Zeus and they don't want any Zeus people in their establishment.
Natalie Nunn said this is not a Zeus thing.
I'm here with my people.
They said we don't give a fuck.
Y'all have to get out.
I did a fist pump.
Ain't even let it in. Does she have a camera
crew? No.
You did that so right? Yeah, but you got a camera
on your phone. You did that so okay, Joe? Your phone
got a camera. You did that so okay? Honestly?
You goddamn right I did.
I love that. I love
discretionation.
Discretionation.
We talk about New York all the time with their discretion.
I love discretion.
But we say it's not right.
We say it's not right.
Who say it ain't right?
Me.
No, the fuck I don't.
No, give me an example.
Because you got the owner's phone number.
Pergola.
I don't like what they did.
That's racist.
It's discretion.
No, that's racist.
Not letting you in because you black ain't the same as not letting you in because I know the brand that you represent.
He's going to be serious now on a fun topic.
Come on, serious us out real quick about racism.
Is that what I did?
Never mind, bro.
You nuts.
I hate you.
Stop doing that to my man.
No, no, no.
Stop that.
Is that what I did?
I'm serious us out.
You gay?
Yo, shut up, yo.
You sound crazy, bro. Go ahead, though. See that what I did? I serious as hell. You get... Yo, shut up, yo. You sound crazy, bro.
Go ahead, though.
See, and it worked.
He's so great.
No, he's so great, sir.
He got me.
He do.
There's not a difference
between racism and discretion.
Ish, can you respond, please?
Yes.
Nah, I'm good.
People use discretion
to be racist.
To disguise racism.
Yes.
But I'm talking about
when I say
I know what you represent,
I don't want that brand.
This is black on black discretion.
Ain't none of us
had a hard time
at that door in D.C.
Stop it, yo.
Stop it.
That's not true.
We ain't gonna have a hard time.
Yeah.
But nigga,
the park at 14th door
ain't the easiest door
to just be moseying on in.
Good.
You don't like it like that?
Yes.
But I look at it.
I can't believe you put the pergola door and that door in the same.
They are.
DC is black black.
They are similar.
DC is black black.
I'm not disagreeing.
I love DC.
They not turning people away.
I love DC.
They ain't turning people away because you black at that door.
Now, pergola has had its nights.
I know that's your spot.
We don't want you negative.
I know that's your spot,
but they've had their night.
I like it there, too,
so I don't want to kick them in the back.
I like it there, too,
and I don't have a problem there no more.
No more.
No more.
No more.
It take one time for me
to have a problem somewhere,
and then I'm normally treated
with the respect that my namesake
and my face ID requires and
warrants.
I don't want no sauce, bro.
Natalie Nunn and that shit funny
to me. Yes. And I understand. Get
your love. And I love the show. And I don't have no beef
with Natalie Nunn, so I can't even make fun of her.
And I love the show. But you and that chin
got to go. I love this. They seen that
chin from around her corner
trying to come get in here and have a meal. I'm sorry, baby. I love this. They seen that chin from around her corner trying to come get in here
and have a meal.
I'm sorry, baby.
I'm sorry.
Is it factual
that they said
we don't fuck with Zeus?
Yes.
They wrote it down.
They got it certified.
They put it in their bio.
That's what they said.
Don't come here.
And what?
I'm wrong for spalding it?
Yes.
Why?
If you always...
Here he come.
He always got empathy for the skit community.
Yo, I'm not really like that, so when I show up, don't treat me like I set myself on fire.
Two, two.
Oh, my fucking God.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I hate this skit.
Empathy bullshitting.
Go ahead.
Get your shit off.
I didn't even think about it from that angle.
That's his angle every time they get treated some type of way.
Why we have to be judged by our characters that we portray on television?
We just going there to have fun.
Can I answer?
And have fun and have love.
We going to hang out and enjoy ourselves.
Go where y'all?
Hold on.
Let me ask you a question.
Why a person like Mfezy just go in there and disappear?
Let me ask you a question. And we all have our situations.eezy just go in there and disappear? Let me ask you a question.
And we all have our situations.
That's hate.
I am hating.
I'm mad about that shit.
If I was there, I would have flipped on you.
Shut this whole shit down.
I would have flipped bad.
You would have never went out with me again.
Flip.
Right, flip.
I'm tight.
Queens flip.
Queens flip.
I'm trying to answer your question over here, sir.
Yeah.
If you have a reputation from your... Take it off you.
Antics. Anybody.
The content we see
you going in spots, doing this.
They don't know what's real or what's fake. True. Get out.
I don't want you doing that shit
in here.
The reputation precedes you.
Yeah, that's all it is.
And I don't know what you're going to do with us.
The reputation of the park.
We not having none of that chin. Yeah, you're right.
We can't,
we not having none of that
chinny chin chin shit in here.
Yo, are you crazy?
That's my girl too.
Natalie, no,
you know it ain't no beef.
Stop.
We squashed it.
We pieced it up,
but it's too boring.
The chin chin is funny.
The chin chin is funny.
I didn't know him went to a spot
and just going out regular
and something popped off.
No, she's going in to eat and be regular, but I get it.
Well, I'm not saying that she's going to act a fool.
I'm not saying that.
You just like that.
You like that.
They exercise their discretion.
Got it.
You like that.
If a business don't.
Don't even think about it.
If a business don't fuck with another business.
You respect that.
I got you.
You have the right to do that.
Exercise the right.
I don't even want you scoping the place out and thinking about a skit.
When I open a strip club, when I open something up, it's going to be a few of these potters
out here that as they show up, because they ain't going to know that's my spot.
I'm going to be like a ghost participant.
But as they show up, when I see it on the ring, on the ring.
Hey, turn that nigga around. Hit that button. Oh, hell on the ring, on the ring.
Hey,
turn that nigga around.
Hit that button.
Oh, yeah.
Oh,
the voice button.
We on the walkie-talkie.
Yeah.
Oh,
I love that shit.
Here,
you.
Hey,
nigga.
Not him.
What you doing?
You gonna be in there
like the line producer,
yo.
Nigga right there,
that blue goose.
I love hitting
that little phone button.
I love that little phone button
anywhere that it is. I like that little Instagram. I like love that little phone button anywhere that it is.
I like that little Instagram.
I like that button.
It's fun, too.
Wait, wait.
You call people on Instagram?
No.
I turn my shit off.
Your shit's on?
What Instagram button?
Let me try to call you.
It's a little phone.
Let me try to call you real quick on Instagram.
You can call people on Instagram.
Oh, they can call you.
Yo, nigga, you use it.
It's not a slap.
You never call a nigga on Instagram.
You call someone a nigga.
I never call anybody.
I'll push your show button. You might. I never call anybody. I'll push the show button.
You might.
I never call anybody.
I'm just saying it's there.
That shit was off.
The second that feature became available.
And it's funny.
Bing.
Turn off.
It's funny, though.
I believe you.
I take your word on it.
I only heard.
I only heard.
But whoever told you, tell them I believe them.
It's funny, though.
Are you trying to call somebody?
I'm trying to call this nigga.
Look at your phone.
You can't call me on Instagram.
You shitting me?
What's wrong?
He turned it off.
You can't call me.
All right.
Let me turn my shit back on.
I thought you was on some
gangsta, MacGyver shit.
Hey, it's all called me.
Let me turn my shit off, nigga.
That's funny though.
To the niggas out there
that's using the little
Instagram call button,
I know y'all changed
your voice up too.
I know you changed your voice up. And a lot of niggas use vanish mode's using the little Instagram call button, I know y'all change your voice up, too. I know you change your voice up.
And a lot of niggas use vanish mode, too.
She been looking at your pictures for seven years, nigga.
Now you the...
Oh, you don't even sound like you look at her.
Y'all niggas only sounding like creeps with your horny voice on, too.
And you got your Apple headphones on so you could really, really hear.
Nasty as hell.
Hello.
How do you answer the phone when it's on Instagram?
What do you do when she answers?
Yeah.
Hey.
Does anybody in here use that feature?
Hell no.
No, God, no.
I use it.
I was on Instagram all night watching Imani on doing his Insta live.
He is a different beast on that Insta talk thing.
He is.
When you can share a screen, it's one light-skinned girl after another, boy.
Isn't this great?
Her flight leaves at 8, her flight lands at 9.
And then one of the little girls got mad.
Imani ain't give a fuck.
Yo, such and such here.
I'm pulling him up.
I'm pulling him up. Somebody got to get
off the screen.
The girl's like,
Ali, he was like,
all right, bye.
I'm like, no,
you was just flirting
with this girl.
She got to go now.
That nigga cut
that girl off fast.
Then Imani told me
to go watch Thriller,
the Michael Jackson shit.
Man, that shit was so,
I thought it was about
to be something
revolutionary and groundbreaking.
We're going to talk
about that in Patriot.
I heard that shit was fine.
No, we ain't.
We're going to talk about it now. Your mic's still hot over here. You want to come and defend yourself. Yeah We're going to talk about that in Patriot. I heard that show was flying. No, we ain't. We're going to talk about it now.
Your mic's still hot over here.
You want to come defend yourself.
Yeah, come on and talk about Thriller.
So I cut on Thriller.
That shit was boring.
I cut on Thriller.
Watch the whole thing
because I love it.
They didn't die, did you?
They didn't die.
I was short, I believe.
What the fuck are y'all talking about?
It's Thriller 40.
Yeah.
Thriller 40.
All right.
40 years since Thriller,
blah, blah, blah.
Monty hit the Instagram
and the Twitter
and the group chat.
Yo, if the podcast guys
don't see this fucking show,
I'll be up in ours.
And I apologize.
That shit was aight.
And I apologize for saying that.
That shit was aight.
It was trash?
It was whack.
It was aight.
It wasn't trash.
No, no, no.
It was whack.
Oh, you wasn't expecting that.
All right,
well, y'all do y'all review now.
I was doing...
That was what?
If you're a Michael fan...
If you've never watched any Thriller doc,
maybe it would be good.
Yeah, but they didn't give us anything new.
Oh, y'all bugging.
Outside of some footage with him and Paul McCartney.
These niggas could not be more wrong
about whatever they're saying.
Oh, now you bugging.
That shit was boring.
Couldn't be more wrong.
I learned nothing new about Thriller.
What did you learn?
What was so entertaining
about it?
They didn't have
Quincy in it.
You wasn't going to get Quincy. Quincy
granddaughters have him tied up in a
basement with
black, thick duct tape
over his mouth. Quincy will never
say another word anywhere.
Oh, no.
It's a shame.
Best interviews ever.
I didn't know that Michael Jackson wrote some of those songs that he wrote, number one.
I've been saying that.
Who cares?
Who cares?
You've been on our...
All right.
You niggas, why don't y'all put y'all dicks on the table and get to measuring stuff?
Who cares what y'all said?
All right, go ahead.
Take it away.
These niggas.
That was pause.
I didn't know that Thriller was the 10th single off of that album
and that the label was finished promoting that album.
The album was already three, four times platinum.
I will say the John Landis interviews were interesting.
That was the only part that to me was new i didn't know that thriller cost 1.5 million to make at a time where videos
were 50 000 i did not know that mike was wherever he was when he saw the werewolf in london shit and
then called the director to come over there i didn't know that that was mike's thinking to always be seen next to
the white like when he won the award for greatest album yeah when he had jane fawn to come i didn't
know that was his brain his thinking i didn't know how he shitted on paul mccartney really at the end
of that record he was i did they taught me having the people that were involved in that project be
there to tell some of the stories with some of the greatest shit ever. I think I damn near dropped a tear
at some point, but that's not what I'm
coming in here to talk about. I'm coming in here to
do a new segment called
How Much Do You Love
Your Family?
Okay.
I can see where this ties in.
Because I also didn't know this.
That part was... There you go.
Listen, I had a blast watching that shit.
I told my girl to watch it.
It was great.
How much do you love your family?
So I was only four in 84.
Like, I was only three in 83.
You get where I'm going here.
So I did not know
that Michael Jackson
is trying to get far the fuck away
from these stink-ass brothers
in 77
78. You
niggas move. Y'all stink.
Drops off the
wall. Mike goes to make
Off the Wall, which he thinks
is the greatest
R&B fusion of
dance and just he thought that
that was the greatest thing ever. I didn't know
that he went to the 79 Grammys or 80 Grammys
thinking that he was about to be Adele.
I didn't know that.
So he went there off the wall like he was that nigga
and was nominated once.
Get out of here.
They didn't give a fuck about him, which made him mad.
I didn't know this.
And he got mad, and then he went and made Thriller which Thriller starts
going crazy I didn't know that the Paul McCartney record was the first single I was young it was a
lot about that I didn't know I didn't know that that uh Beat It was it was a lot I didn't know
that he did and then the label was finished with that and then he drops Thriller the video's amazing I didn't know
that the owner
of the label
when MTV
was being racist
Paul Wettnikoff
yeah
said
I'm pulling everything
and you'll just be finished
if you continue
to just do this
racist rock and roll shit
I didn't know
he put his nuts
on the line like that
that was dope
so long story less long
Thriller comes out
he makes the label
oh they find the money
to go do Thriller
they do all this shit
Thriller's the highest
selling album of all time
cool
Mike is super excited
to go perform Thriller
they're setting up
a tour for Thriller
I didn't know about
the E.T. shit
that happened right before
Thriller just like me
with Fast and the Furious
E.T.
the soundtrack came out
he gets sued
by his label
and
I didn't know that
he ends up making a deal.
If you want me to continue to do business, I want my master's.
But my segment of how much do you love your family stems from
Thriller becomes the highest selling album of all time.
Mike wants to go on tour and do a Thriller tour.
Insert Joe Jackson.
Joe Jackson says, no, we're doing Thriller tour. Insert Joe Jackson. Joe Jackson says,
no, we're doing a victory tour.
You're bringing your brothers out
and y'all gonna go do what y'all doing.
Hold on before you skip that.
Not we're just gonna go do a victory tour.
You're also gonna go run back right into the studio
and cut an album
so that we have new material for this victory tour.
Oh yeah.
That's crazy.
And whatever sponsors y'all was trying to have with whoever y'all was trying to get to sponsor this quaker
oats no we doing we doing pepsi i didn't know that mike told pepsi yo you can only use three
seconds of me and i'm never holding a pepsi can because i hate this shit i don't want to do this
at all he's a coke guy i didn't know all that. But then they showed the tour footage
of the Victory Tour.
Jackson, them Jackson boys,
they look like they shouldn't have been up there
with Michael Jackson no more.
But the tour was a success.
Major success.
Highest selling album ever
and never had a tour for it.
So I wanted to come ask y'all,
if you're Michael Jacksonson how much do you love
your family he displayed it fuck no you nigga i'm not talking about him rest in peace mike i'm
talking about y'all would y'all have done that no yeah no not a chance they come open up not no
they can't open up they can't sniff this shit no you can't open up. They can't open up. They can't sniff this shit.
No, you can't open up.
And not even because of them.
The father is the main reason why you can't do it.
He had a reign over that family that was still that tight that even at Mike's peak, he still
had to bow down and say, all right, I'm going to do this tour and I'm going to let you bring
in fucking a boxing promoter to promote this shit.
Yeah, Don King.
They was doing that.
And even with that tour, there was a lot of bullshit.
The only reason why I said it was whack, not to skip over what you're saying, the only
reason why I said it wasn't good is because most of everything you're saying, the casual
Michael fan knows all of that already.
So when you're anticipating a thriller 40th doc you're expecting
to hear new shit almost everything you said a mike fan is like oh no you ain't know that i think
there's mad shit in there in the breakdown of the making of the album that a lot of people may not
know that's true a lot of people that's what i'm saying y'all lot of people probably don't. That's what I'm saying. Y'all. I'm not even a fan. Y'all. I'm not as much of a fan of Mike as he is,
but I'm a fan of music.
So I've seen a lot of these interviews
of people replaying the shit on the synthesizer
and all that type of stuff.
That shit's been around for a little bit of time.
I didn't know a lot of those things.
I'm going to watch it.
Yeah, because there's Michael Jackson fans
that are like 30 and under.
So they're just not going to know this information.
Yeah, if you ask me my personal opinion,
100% for me, it was boring. Would I tell someone else not to to know this information. Yeah, if you ask me my personal opinion, 100% for me,
it was boring.
Would I tell someone else not to watch it?
No.
Please go watch it
because I need people like,
you know,
we have the funny
back and forth
about the mic and the print,
but people really have no clue
the shit that Mike was doing.
Fuck just as an entertainer,
the business shit
he was putting in play.
Yeah.
The business shit.
He was the first nigga
to really leverage
Who the fuck I am out here
And y'all gonna pay me
MTV says
I'm not playing your shit
I get my whole label
To back me
On getting my shit played
And instead of me
Harboring hate
I'm gonna come back to MTV
And get 1.5 million out of it
To create
Making a thriller shit
Like he still had that sense of
Alright just cause I don't like
How y'all treated me,
I'm still going to do
business with you
and get the most out of you.
But I'll make you pay me.
And in closing,
because I don't want
to drag Mike,
may he rest in peace,
I didn't know that
that classic Motown performance,
they really spoke to
how the crowd looked
that you couldn't see.
They said,
whatever pictures or video
you see with the classic moonwalk.
Moonwalk with the glove.
That building was a million times more electric than that.
With his peers just kind of crowning him as the door.
What did I just even remember?
I remember that.
Yeah.
They had the real dance choreography people breaking down.
Yeah.
All that shit he invented.
Yeah. And just the timekeeper shit. That shit was ill. It was ill for me. People breaking down Yeah All of Mike Shit he invented Yeah
And just
The timekeeper shit
That he
That shit was ill
It was ill for me
I loved it
If you haven't seen it
Go watch it
This is not an ad
It was just really good to watch
While Imani was flirting
On Insta Live with these girls
I watched it
Went back to Instagram
This nigga still on there
With the girl
And Lord Finesse
Salute to Lord Finesse
Shout out to Lord Finesse. Salute to Lord Finesse. Shout out to Lord Finesse.
Love you.
Legend.
Great conversation.
Great conversation.
He got the little light-skinned girl
on there listening to Lord Finesse.
Hey, yo, niggas been,
niggas with they dicks
will do it.
Do whatever, yo.
I watched the Little Richard
documentary as well.
I want to watch that, actually.
I haven't seen that.
She was fire.
Yeah.
I started it and didn't finish it,
but it's fire.
Did them dirty. Did them dirty.
Did them dirty, but I'll wait till y'all watch it so we can talk about it more.
Yeah, please, please.
I got to get to that.
I got to get to the Barry Sanders shit.
I got some things to watch.
How do we feel about Monica and C-Murder breaking her heart?
Damn, man.
Again.
Damn.
I guess everybody's question
is like, how did he break your heart
from jail?
She like jail niggas.
You serious? Tough niggas.
I've heard mad jail stories.
You go look at that sign-in book.
You see the wrong name on that sign-in
book, nigga. You know what I mean sign-in book. You see the wrong name on that sign-in book, nigga.
You know what I mean?
It's up.
I thought you said you were.
I thought you said you don't deal with her no more.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got to give me a nigga.
The sign-in book costs a lot of breakups and shit.
What?
That's a good.
That sign-in book be a monster, nigga.
What?
It's a good topic.
I'm going to call them niggas asking them to move that shit.
Yo, I'm telling you
The signing book
Is the motherfucking
Your phone
It's like getting your phone bill
Nigga what about
When one of them
Is not on the list
Remember nigga
Gotta submit a list
And you not on the list
To go visit
You don't know nothing
About the signing book
If you ain't on the list
You don't know about
The signing book
You good
No she in love
With C-Murda fam
How do you feel
If you one of her
Other niggas
Assuming that she has
Other niggas
She got kids
Nigga buy other niggas
Wasn't she like
Married
She's married to
Shannon Brown before
And still was professing
Her love to
C-Murder
The whole entire time
Nigga that's her pop.
Oh, shit.
That's her pop, yo.
I think only them type of people in a position can get away with shit like that.
Let that be Shaniqua and then confessing her love for another nigga while I'm with her, nigga.
That shit feel like Helen Harlem, nigga.
You get away with that.
Like, how do they get away with that shit?
Ain't nobody letting their girl go fuck with Shannon Brown for a long time.
What are y'all talking about?
You expect that.
You expect she murdered anyone.
I'm telling you that in life, because this is a good topic now.
I'm telling you, in life, when you have your sea murder guy in the wings somewhere,
Shannon Brown doesn't get rid of that.
Please don't make me expound anymore. Why not? wings somewhere. Shannon Brown doesn't get rid of that.
Please don't make me expound anymore.
Why not?
I want to know.
Let me start Googling shit.
You wildin', yo.
I'm just saying,
how does he feel?
Shannon Brown
with the nice hair, right?
That played for the Lakers.
That could do all the fancy
nice athletic boy, right?
Super athletic.
Jumped his ass off, yeah.
Versus anyone with a murder in their name.
That's my man.
That's my man.
That's what you thought?
I thought.
Niggas, time to fuck out of here.
The women with,
and this is what I was trying to tell Melissa,
for real niggas know you can only get to the fuck,
I'm sorry, Flip.
You gotta fuck while the niggas away.
You gotta do whatever you're doing
real quick in intervals. Cause at
some point. They come home.
Either he's coming home or she's going back.
Or that letter's coming
or that collect call is coming
and she's gonna have to go have to talk
with the pretty boy nigga with the nice hair to do all the fancy
don'ts. When murder nigga says stop doing doing that, that is going to come to a cease.
That is my experience in this.
He's right.
Ish, do you have different experience in this?
I know you've been the Shannon Brown type nigga in your life.
The real nigga always win, Ish.
Yeah, am I off?
Gangsta.
What do I mean real nigga?
You know what I'm talking about.
Nigga had your heart for life.
I've been in jail 30 years.
I still got you.
Mesmerized.
Hooked.
Glossy eyes.
The respect.
Yeah, come on.
Stop playing.
You had to walk out the room for some of yours?
I don't understand what you're saying.
When murder called, you had to walk out the room.
I have way more discernment than the rest of you Lucy Dick niggas.
I've never fucked a girl that had the murder nigga waiting in the cut somewhere.
No, no, no.
You got to pick your battles.
I never did that.
But how do you know
what if she didn't tell you?
Huh?
I said,
how do you know
what if she didn't tell you?
Oh, there's plenty of times
where she didn't tell you
and you found out.
Yeah, you found out.
You found out.
You got to collect calls.
Nigga in the street will tell you.
Nigga in the barbershop
will tell you.
You know that Sutton tournament?
You know that Sutton tournament?
Sutton tournament? You know that Sutton tournament? Let me tell you about Sutton tournament. Yeah, calls, bro. Nigga in the street will tell you. Nigga in the barbershop will tell you. You know that Sutton Tudor. You know that Sutton Tudor. Sutton Tudor.
You know that Sutton Tudor.
Let me tell you about Sutton Tudor.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let me tell you, bro.
You fucking with.
Got it.
Just saying.
Be careful.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And don't let his little brother see you
because his little brother the wilder nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, he wilder than him.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, no, I pop.
I ain't never been in no relationship.
Yeah, I ain't sticking around.
I'm not putting myself through that.
When he call, I'm going to shut up.
You like fucking with jail niggas, not me.
Nigga, the phone call only a few minutes.
I don't.
Nigga, press five.
Go ahead, get your sweet nothings out.
Nah, nah, hold on.
Don't let them call back to back.
Who?
It go from 15 minutes to 30.
Nah, it ain't that long.
What you mean, 15 minute calls?
Them jail calls ain't that long.
That's not true.
They fast.
I just had one two days ago.
I just had one two days ago as well, nigga.
And nigga was up for over 15 minutes.
He had a 15-minute call with me.
State jail?
I was about to say.
Feds.
No, fed jail.
That call ain't that long.
But anyway, I'll sit there, nigga.
What you talking about?
When she get off the phone with him, she's getting on the bone with me.
Fuck is you talking about?
And now she going really tough.
Baby, I'm so sorry.
Sweetie, it's good.
Does it make it extra good?
What?
When she gets off the phone with him?
She's going to try and compensate you a little more for your tolerance.
She is.
Now, the pussy is better when it's a nigga that'll kill you.
Or when it's another nigga that'll die to be there or kill you to be there.
But he's gone.
For a while, at least.
And then that's funny, too, because you can never believe these chicks when the dude is coming home.
No, whatever.
Them niggas will pop up.
Or what the charge is.
They don't know nothing.
Dude be out next week.
That's why you got to go to the little website.
DOJ.
DOJ.
You know it's like.
Yo, that's crazy.
They could be looking
on the Bureau of Prisons
so you don't get your head knocked off.
He was born in 82, I think.
Yeah, that's it.
I was dating a girl one time.
She had been through
something so traumatic
that when the nigga
was about to come home,
she got like a notice.
She got like a call or something to say, hey, they about to let this nigga out. And that call
would let me out. Oh, he coming home, I'm going home.
I'm going home too.
It's over, mama.
I want a little time in between so he can find a new top enemy. She got to find someone
else between me and his freedom.
Nah, as soon as he stepped in me, I'm denying shorty like all of it. I never fucked with her.
What?
Not like that.
If anything, I was holding her down while you were saying that.
But I don't like her like that.
Nah, no.
Some of these niggas are kill for they girl.
I play gay.
I'm whatever with you.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, ain't getting me, buddy.
You said you what?
Play gay.
That's my bitch.
Yeah.
Besties.
Besties.
Hey, girl. If you're arrogant, Tay, that's going to be arrogant Jay. Oh, shit. That's my bitch Yeah Besties Besties Hey girl
Arrogant Tate
That's gonna be Arrogant J
Oh shit
Them jail niggas
Don't fall for that
That's just Arrogant J
They don't feel
Them jail niggas
Don't fall for that
They was around
Some of them niggas
Yeah
They might
You know I'm leaving alone
It might be freak off time
What's wrong with you
Are you gay
Let me see
If you gay Then hey me too. If you gay, then hey, me too.
Let's see.
You want to call a hot dog?
I just came home from fucking some niggas.
Oh, man.
Mel, you got to get you a jail nigga, Mel.
Oh, please, please.
That's what she want.
Please, please.
Y'all them niggas.
Please.
Mel been saying she want a jail street.
Yeah.
Hey, yo, you do that shit you did With a jail nigga that just came home
He shut that whole party
Hey yo shut this shit down
He take a nigga's laptop
Tell her Joe
I'm not telling her nothing
You gotta
Cause she's lost
She
Yes she is
No you gotta put her on
She's our family
Joe you fine
You let a nigga run into a burning bush
I didn't know it was that bad
Melvin's really nuts Melvin's it was that bad Mel is really nuts
Mel is wet
yeah she is
she is nuts nuts
gone
man you gotta think
yo man
I don't wanna talk about it
Patriot I have to get at you
she come from a different world
no no
and acts and moves
like it though
yeah
I'm telling y'all
that's exactly what it is
she adjusts well
she just gets to be
like oblivious to shit
she just gets to walk around
and be like beautiful.
But you know what though?
What was told to me,
she like,
maybe the party she went to
with a certain type of people,
that's they bag.
What's they bag?
Hey, yo, hey, yo,
hey, what's up?
We going together, nigga,
and I'm just wandering off,
nigga, I'll see you tomorrow.
That's probably they bag,
you know,
type of elite weird parties
in LA somewhere.
And the hood
with real niggas?
Mel looks like
She have a hard time
When she not around
People that kiss the ground
She walks on
No
Somebody told me that yesterday
About me?
Somebody said that
Zach said that yesterday
Say what?
What he said
Like you never had to deal
With niggas that's in your face
And keeping it real
Without putting your looks
On the pedestal
Or putting your looks
In the forefront
Somebody said that to me
Just yesterday
I don't think that's true
Yo that's crazy Somebody said that Zach said that yesterday. I don't think that's true.
Yo, that's crazy.
Somebody said that exact thing.
She never had to face niggas like y'all.
That's just keeping it real
and not saying,
Melissa Ford,
how beautiful you are
and admiring her.
I think both things.
I don't,
I think, yeah,
I don't think she's been around
niggas that ain't been
trying to fuck her.
No, I have.
Well, I'm,
that's been just,
oh my God.
But I,
no, let's, hold on, but also, but also, let's, let's, I also. Well, that's been just, oh my God. Hold on.
I don't think that is what you're saying.
But also, let's keep.
I also don't, I think just the circle she's moved in,
I think that is normal for them.
Let's just kill the narrative that I need niggas
in front of my face that are always going to be
like validating my beauty.
I do not need that.
That is not the way my fucking vanity is set up.
I am a little social butterfly-ish.
I am. So when I do end up in a party
and I know everybody
in each corner of the room,
I do, especially
if it's sick. You do leave your people.
I know they're
going to be okay.
Please, let's move on.
Let's move on. She knows they're going to
be okay. Okay.
It's a different world.
It's a safe environment.
No, it's safe.
Okay, all right.
Okay, listen.
She don't get it.
That's a totally different.
She has no idea what we even don't know.
She don't even get it.
She does.
That's the part that's disturbing.
She really don't.
She don't.
She don't get it.
She does.
She don't have a clue.
Look, she think we bugging out.
Really?
Yeah.
We'll talk about it more on Patreon.
Yeah, we'll talk about it more.
Come on.
Let's see.
What else?
What else?
Mary wanted no parts of Usher.
Not at all.
That was funny to me.
You know, Usher's on the-
Up.
Shannon Brown.
A nigga with murder in his name.
It just look like Mary knows a nigga- With murder in his name? With murder in his name. It just looked like Mary knows a nigga
with murder in his name.
With murder in his name.
Don't come slide
your singing ass up on
next to me.
Because homeboy
is not going to understand
that this is a show
that you, you are me.
It's performative.
No.
He was,
you know,
he got his residency and, you know, the celebrity role. We know the celebrity role. So she's inative. No. He was, you know, he got his residency.
And, you know, the celebrity.
Celebrity row.
We know the celebrity row.
So she's in the celebrity row.
He came down.
He sat next to her.
He put his hand.
He moved his hand.
He trying to hug.
And she's like, stop.
Like, she play fighting.
Like, yo, stop.
I'm going to fight you.
Stop.
Stop.
But stay over there, though.
Stay over there.
She did it cute.
Yeah, she did it cute.
But move.
But move. Right. I know it's cameras. Stop. it cute. Yeah, she did it cute. But move. But move, right.
I know it's cameras.
Stop.
You're not about to have me looking crazy.
If there's one person you ain't going to trick,
it's Mary.
That's true.
That's a fact.
But then people started to like dig up like,
you know,
other things that kind of supported that narrative.
So they found like a clip of Tyrese
kind of doing the same thing,
hugging her up and grabbing her thigh.
And she was pushing his hand like.
She's not playing Tyrese games was pushing his hand like Tyrese games
Tyrese games
Mary J. Blige
you ever been around
Mary J. Blige
you think them Tyrese games
is that
y'all got Mary all the way
fucked up
she's up
Mary told me to
Mary is from the block
not like the Jenny
from the block stuff
that y'all keep bringing up
not the Jenny block
yeah
the real
the real
block
not the rap
ain't forgot it Ain't forgot it
Ain't forgot it
And know how to get back to it
It ain't far
Yeah
Listen you know it's true
She made no more drama
And the drama stopped
What'd that tell you
It wasn't no more drama
After no more drama
After all this drama.
Go ahead, go ahead.
What'd you say that?
We're no more than husband publishing whatever.
It was nipped in the bud.
It's a fact.
Shout out to Mary.
Now she back with Votto, singing some happy shit.
I fuck with Mary.
Me and Mary have to dance off.
Hey. I fuck with Mary. dance-off I'm surprised I
recently even allowed to be around Mary
why do you say that good that Coretta Scott King shit only work only work with
you it wasn't working on them damn Mary.
Throwing them fucking antics.
Back to antics.
Natalie Nunn rules in effect.
Natalie Nunn rules are in effect.
Sorry.
I got the same rules with some niggas.
Correct.
Scott King.
You shouldn't make.
That shit was not one of them Mary niggas. I go up in the spot where I'm a regular.
It be some other regulars that I know.
And we different regulars that I know.
We're different regulars.
Don't come bringing that regular shit you do over here in my space, my vicinity,
my base, none of that.
Natalie Nunn rules in a fast.
This is crazy.
Are you stupid, sir?
I keep dabbing them up to end it.
They think we extended it.
Yeah, man.
No, no, no. The them up to end it. All right, man. They think we extended it. Yeah, man. So am I?
No, no, no.
That's goodbye.
I'm out. The dab is to end.
Exit.
It's not to end.
Force.
The nigga that don't let go of the dab.
Oh, my God.
Oh, man.
You're holding your hand in the spot.
Yo, that shit is.
Yo, yo, nah.
Yeah, yeah.
But nah.
Yeah, dumbass niggas.
You can't get my hand back, though?
My hand's still healing.
You niggas.
Man, hard on the cap yeah you flipped
the whole side
that's why we're
in the low cast
when you go out
so you can just
be like nah my hand
yeah my hand
is fucked up
just kidding
shout out to everybody
that need a shout out
right now
shout out to everybody
that want to
center yourself
want to shake hands
on hard
you must have gone
through that a lot
yesterday huh
at the Hove exhibit you went to the Hove exhibit hold up Want to shake hands on her. You must have gone through that a lot yesterday, huh?
At the Hov exhibit?
You went to the Hov exhibit?
Hold up.
Hold up.
You went to the Hov exhibit on Hov's birthday?
Oh, shit. It was the last day.
You had to get in there.
You went without your niggas?
He couldn't move around.
You are a nasty nigga, yo.
I ain't going to front issue.
You are really nasty. How do you know? You was there? I was not there, no. You are the biggest nigga yo I ain't gonna front issue You are really nasty
How do you know?
You was there?
I was not there no
You are the biggest ho venture
Yeah yeah that's crazy
You went to a hove exhibit
On December 4th
Yo you niggas are the narratives
Yo
It's not a narrative
Yo stop
We gotta stop misusing
The word narrative
No you are painting a narrative
Like I
Definitively waited Till JayZ's birthday to go to the
Hope Exhibit.
Did you go on the 3rd?
Did you?
My man hit me yesterday.
No, this ain't the time for your man.
Enough of your man.
My man hit me yesterday.
Did you go on December 4th to the Hope Exhibit?
Yes, I did.
On his birthday.
All right, that's great.
Did you say happy birthday to him?
Y'all niggas.
You went because you thought he was going to be there, didn't you?
That's what you tried to do.
He was there.
What the guy doing?
I don't know.
Why you going this birthday?
Because my man invited me.
He said, yo, you went to the Jay-Z shit?
I said, no.
He said, yo, you know tomorrow's the last day?
I was like, oh, shit.
You went with a dude?
If I could finish my story, please.
Thank you.
So my man said, yo, you going to the shit?
I was like, yeah, I could go.
What'd you wear?
The shit I had on at the pod Friday this shit whole war in the change clothes
excuse me miss outfit me my girl my man and his girl. And then I double dated.
This keeps getting walkier.
What the fuck is up with these niggas?
The double date?
The double date on December 4th?
You're a nutcase, B.
Fresh off the Youth Summit.
Did you guys ride the same car?
Fresh off Malcolm X at the opera.
Did you play the whole discography
on the way there and back?
No. You played some of it.
He got quiet.
He played some of it.
I remotely played nothing, Jay-Z.
You ain't going, right?
No.
I'm a man.
I'm a real man.
And if I went, guess what day?
I would never go.
I wish I wouldn't.
It was crowded as fuck. It was packed. went, guess what day I would never go? Me, I wish I wouldn't.
It was crowded as fuck.
It was packed. Like if I would've went, I wish I would've went like 2 o'clock in the daytime.
Something like that.
It was dope.
He wanna sing the words. He wanna sing his mom's words.
Go ahead.
I didn't know that you were
You are
You're the greatest man
Yo that's crazy
And you weren't gonna tell niggas though
That's the bad part
And it shows you a lot of love right
He do a lot of goofy shit outside
And then don't wanna come tell us
About none of it
Why it's goofy
It's not goofy
Why you don't
Tell me why it's goofy
Because it was December 4th
That's the only reason
That makes it goofy
We gonna laugh at that
That's all
He don't seem to go on like Normal dates What's a normal date goofy? Because it was December 4th. That's the only reason that makes it goofy. We gonna laugh at that. That's all.
He don't seem to go on normal dates.
What's a normal date? He do normal dates. When? I don't go on normal dates.
Don't get loud with me, brother.
What's a normal date? Don't get loud with me, my brother.
I'm asking you a question. Don't get loud with me, my brother.
His hands up. His hands up.
Fresh from the Youth Summit, don't come raising your voice at me.
I would love for you to dictate
what a normal date is.
Maybe it's that.
No, that was a question.
It's a dialogue.
Dinner.
Some normal shit. I don't go to dinner?
I don't know.
Did y'all go to dinner yesterday
or were you just hungry in the museum?
No, I didn't go to dinner yesterday.
So you're just hungry in the museum.
Put your appetite to the side for Hov on December 4th.
I wish you'd have won on a different day.
They didn't have a concession stand?
I wish you'd have won on a different day.
That would have made it a little cooler.
That's nuts.
You're cooler than that.
You are cooler than that.
That's mellish.
You got it.
You would have gone, right?
You would have joined, right?
You'd have had a blast.
She'd have left them.
Get out of here. It is a museum.
You can walk around to the different exhibits.
It's a library.
Stuff like that.
It's a library.
It ain't a museum.
It's a library.
Okay, well, you know what I'm talking about.
That's cool.
I was just talking about the museum exhibit.
I think it was dope.
I think for all of us.
What's your favorite part?
I think the trophy room was crazy.
Noah was the best piece to me.
And you might have that.
Like, yo, you just see how many photos and all of that shit over a 20-something year period
that these niggas really be taking and all that stuff.
That shit was amazing.
And we've been Jay-Z fans for a long time.
So you'll see the nigga maturation just in the photography.
Oh, now that's sick.
Like from wearing baggy, baggy shits to suits.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit like that.
That's kind of fly.
Did y'all take a picture of like all throwing the diamond
up or something?
No.
I'm just trying to think what else y'all got.
No, he's telling the truth, though.
He did used to wear the super baggy shit.
Then he got into the suits at one point.
Yo, this is
there we go eight point game that's what i'm talking about here jelly fam continuing to fight let's listen to the city reaper's huddle pass the ball pass the ball
Hey back to us man Who is this
Yo I heard that
Oh that is the perfect clip
For when these niggas
Get in the sunshine
What was your favorite exhibit at the museum
There we go 8 point game Jelly fam continuing to fight For when these niggas get into such a... What was your favorite exhibit at the museum?
There we go.
Eight-point game.
That's what I'm talking about here.
JellyFam continuing to fight.
Let's listen in to the City Reapers huddle.
Let's see what Coach Button... Pass the fucking ball!
Pass the ball!
That's damn...
Pass the fucking ball!
Back to you, Bob.
You said you wanted niggas to talk about the lives
they live outside the pod.
No, no, no, no.
I didn't know that y'all lives was that waste.
Please, don't bring no more from y'all lives. God damn it. Judgy. Weiss, you ill. Please, don't bring no more from your lives.
God damn it.
That's judgy.
Yeah, that's judgy and that's nasty.
What is that?
Lenny Kravitz, nigga.
Tell us what happened with Lenny Kravitz.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what happened with Lenny Kravitz.
What happened, Mel?
I knew that was a message.
I didn't even know.
I didn't even look to see the handwriting.
I just...
Well, Lenny Kravitz went online and he started talking about how the fact that no black award show has ever invited him, attempted to invite him.
So it turned into a kind of dialogue about the focus of, you know, black music just being strictly on like, you know, gospel, R&B and like hip hop and excludes a whole bunch of other genres that he is a major contributor to,
like rock music, country,
all the alternative types of music
that black people contribute to.
And he says that they ignore him.
So it just turned into a kind of dialogue.
Make toys fucking ass up.
Who did it?
Lenny.
A bunch of the people that have invited him
to award shows and shit start posting receipts where they be hitting his publicist and all of that shit to invite him to Madback Black Shit and they be turning it down.
So you tried to pull a little victim card and the motherfuckers put you on smooth on blast.
What if he didn't know?
He might not have known, but don't say that we didn't extend the invite to you you gotta talk to your people didn't necessarily accept it so he like really he released a statement um and it says you know
um it is important for me to set the right point game that's what i'm talking about here
jelly fam continuing to fight let's listen to the city reaper's huddle pass the ball pass the ball
Oh my God.
God damn.
Where's the fucking ball?
Cliff, you think that's funny?
They tight.
I love these two niggas.
They don't like that shit.
Hey, back up.
I love y'all.
That's all to him.
That's my man.
I love y'all.
I can count on y'all.
But I'm tight more.
I turn around.
Y'all niggas at the same reaction.
All right.
He want the ball.
What you doing when a nigga want the ball?
If you playing ball, they can call for the ball. Let's go.
I stand on it. You give him the fucking ball. So here you go. But at no point did you say that I want the ball. What you do when a nigga want the ball? If you playing ball, they can call for the ball. Let's go. I stand on it.
You give him the fucking ball.
So here you go.
But at no point did this say that I won the ball.
Well, you the one playing it.
It just said, pass the ball.
All right.
Back to Mel.
Okay.
So I'll just short form what he says in this whole big statement.
The comment I made was not about black media or the black community.
I was specifically referring to black award shows in particular
and my comment was meant to express a
concern about ensuring that black artists are
being recognized for their work in what
is now being called non-traditional
black music, which it is not.
Respect.
Rock and roll is black music.
I get what you're saying.
I get it. Hopefully now
they put some light on it,
some adjustments will be made.
But again, if they're inviting you and you're not getting those invites
due to your people, then you got to talk to your people.
Because what else can they do?
Yeah.
Like a lot of the tweets were saying that.
It seemed like it was just a big miscommunication.
No, they can start putting receipts out.
Like, yo, fam, we invited you to X, Y, and Z,
and you did not even respond.
Or your publicist said no.
So don't pull a little victim card out when it appeals to. We invited you to X, Y, and Z, and you did not even respond, or your publicist said no.
So don't pull a little victim card out when it appeals to, I mean, you know what I'm saying?
When it appeals to you, get the fuck out of here.
That's what they basically were saying.
I agree.
Miscommunication somewhere along the lines, but they'll fix that shit.
That's it.
We have a Ross response. Uh-oh. I didn't know it was something he needed to
respond to but got a DM say well say we believe 50 cent just made a comment about you online I
seen it and I said myself y'all don't know 50 cent like I do he wouldn't do that but one his
bitch dream chasers she's been a dream chaser bitch for many years still is that's when she
told me I was her favorite for two nigga we've been rich we still getting money
your niggas was laughing at my first week sales they was doing a million the
first weekend I did 150 180 and they was laughing but...
You smell that salt water right?
Now that niggas tricky.
Biggest.
It's diabolical niggas just having a little fun. Get to the money.
Get money, make you diabolical.
That's what make you diabolical, Charlamagne.
Stop dick riding.
Ay, ay, hey, hey.
When you talk to Rosé, there's no...
All right, that's just money talk, but he kept going.
Here we go.
Here we go.
Wait, wait, wait.
...say, Rosé, we believe...
Oh, God.
You lost it.
No, I got it.
I got it.
I got it here.
Here we go.
Okay.
Something else I seen that I thought was actually kind of cute.
Charlemagne referred to 50 Cent as a diabolical genius.
And me, you know, thinking the way I think of Charlemagne, he would know better than that.
A diabolical genius doesn't file foreclosure doesn't file bankruptcy doesn't it's not a diabolical genius a diabolical genius for my next generation of
young bosses they buying delta they buying the mind of heat they making big boy moves
cracking jokes on somebody don't make you diabolical
because if that's made you diabolical,
I would be diabolical
for calling DJ
Pickle Paddle.
That shit ain't diabolical.
Niggas just having a little fun.
Get to the money.
Did money make you diabolical?
That's what makes you diabolical, Charlemagne.
I guess he's talking about the Charlamagne clip that's floating around calling 50 diabolical.
There's another clip that was floating around just earlier yesterday or something.
It's 50 backstage at one of his shows and he said if he did 31,000 first week and sold nine albums, something like that he would say.
But I didn't know what he was talking about.
Everybody right away kind of put the two-word.
Oh, Ross and Meek.
So that's what led him to respond to this.
I didn't think of that.
You're a beef that never ends.
What do y'all think about never ending beef?
It's up, it's up, man.
Sometimes it's just.
I think you could beef with somebody but when you make it public
I think that shit
start being childish
after a little while
but what if
so you can long term
beef with somebody
but if it's public
then no
yeah yeah like
I don't necessarily
gotta like you
I can never speak to you
again in my life
that's not beef though
that's not true
or it could be on site
when I see you
we talking about
famous people beef
yeah that's what
I'm talking about
I'm saying I think
that when they put it
you know what I mean
in the
public
yeah I think it's corny I think so I think that when they put it, you know what I mean? Public.
Yeah, I think it's corny.
So is there a time limit on it?
Because in this instance
with them two,
Ross put the beef
public first.
I don't care.
But I'm just saying,
so now, again,
y'all know me,
you don't get to
dictate the response.
So if he puts it
public first,
I can now leave it up
pause for as long
as I want to.
True.
I didn't say you can't. That's what I'm want to. True. I didn't say... I'm not saying
that you can't. He
asked me my personal opinion on
10, 15, 20 year beef. So what
is the time limit? Amongst rich niggas
he said, is there ever a time limit? I said
it should be. I think it's corny.
If I'm beefing with you in the moment, it's in the moment.
It's over. In a year,
whatever the case may be, it's over. I'm not going to
restart the beef. I could just not like you, but I'm not restarting. I think it's whack in a year whatever the case may be it's over I'm not gonna restart the beef I could just not like you but I'm not restarting I think it's whack
amongst us that's all I'm saying nah I think what would you say if you
wasn't coming from the youth summit tell us nothing about the youth it was real though um uh it was approximately like 600 kids oh wow oh it was like
600 kids um gilly shout out to gilly gilly killed that he smoked it um sherry bryant slow down
what you mean gilly was on one of the panelists he smoked it more than one of our niggas? I was moderating that panel. Oh, okay. So, Gilly was...
But Gilly smoked it.
Shari Bryant from Roc Nation came.
She bodied it.
I'm sure she smoked it.
Fuck, I'm sorry.
What's my man name?
A week ago, a week ago?
Bobby.
Bobby Shmurda was the performer.
I only want to hear about Antoine.
I ain't going to lie to you.
These other niggas was cool.
Yeah, you talk, yeah.
So did you moderate both panels,
or did you moderate?
Nah, one of them, he got the speaker back.
I moderated one, and I was a panelist on the other.
Let's hear about that panelist one.
Yeah, come on, that's the one I wanna hear about.
Come on now.
What'd you wear?
Who's on the panel with you?
What did you wear?
Who's on the panel with you?
That's our first question, where is she?
What was the conversation?
Who you rocking?
Yeah.
It was regular shit.
My panel was
me.
We don't care.
She just asked me. I had on jeans and a hoodie.
Regular shit.
Jeans and a hoodie. Regular shit.
What kind of hoodie, nigga?
This is expensive.
You know.
Thank you very much. What kind of jeans?
Booty. Purple. This is expensive. You know, come on. Thank you very much. What kind of jeans? Fucking booty.
Purple.
Regular kicks?
What kind of kicks?
McQueen.
Oh, yeah.
Come on.
My nigga.
Yeah, Gilly.
What you thought?
What you thought?
Yeah, Gilly.
What's up?
What the niggas had on?
Yeah.
Yo, what place did you speak in?
On the first panel, I moderated the first panel.
I don't care about that one.
When you say what place? The speaker one.
No, it was just a collective group of people,
so they introduced everybody, me, K-Mac.
Where did they introduce you at?
First.
That's right. Yeah, man.
Make it hard for them niggas then.
Make it hard for them niggas then.
Yeah, come on. Did they use all your nick hard for them niggas then. Yeah.
Come on.
Did they use all your nicknames?
And all your accolades.
Do you hand in the shit for them to read?
No.
So whoever's doing the intro is going off their own.
Yeah.
You had a router?
I was the organizer of the event.
Oh, shit.
This nigga's the worst, right?
We're going to find the jokes around. Wait, no. He said he was the organizer. You be trying to step on it, but we right We gonna find the jokes around
Wait no he said he was the organized
You be trying to step on it
But we gonna find the jokes
Let's put Ish Ryder together
What y'all think is on Ish Ryder
Oh a Skittles
Water and candy
A Skittles
Water and candy
That's it
Kittles
Sour powers
That little powder vitamin shit
Sour patch kids
Some turmeric
Yeah turmeric
Yeah some tea
I come out with the orange teeth Some liquid. Yeah, turmeric. Yeah, some tea.
I come out with the orange teeth.
Some liquid IV.
Yeah, like, it was raglan.
It was dope, though.
A phone with some minutes on it. Oh, yep.
Android charger.
Your man do it all.
Yeah, definitely Android.
That's your man.
Yo, you said talk about me.
Shout out to Lords of the Underground.
That is my man.
Exactly.
Tretch don't have me as one of his five best New Jersey rappers.
No.
You're lying.
He don't.
Who was above you?
Pause.
Oh, let me find the clip.
First of all, let me say.
Listen to Narcissus Sandy over here.
No, no, no, no.
I wasn't making this about me.
I'm getting back to you.
And I do have to search for the clip.
But I just want to say whatever Tretch said, I agree with.
Red Man.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Whatever Tretch has say whatever Tretch said, I agree with. Red Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Whatever Tretch has to say about New Jersey, I agree with.
His New Jersey lineage goes back, back, back.
So he just start naming a whole bunch of other niggas.
I'd have to find the clip.
That's all right.
Don't worry about it.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
It's not that important.
Shout out to Tretch.
Whatever Tretch said, I agree with.
Shout out to Tretch.
But I will tee up half that list.
But I can't say that
cause
it's Jersey
it's Jersey
yeah
there is no wrong answer
when it come to Jersey
that's new Joe talking
I disagree
well go ahead
you got it
well with me
I never disrespected
the Jersey legends
I would never do that
who
you can't fam
name one
I'm not gonna say his name
but I remember there was a cypher happening and you was like oh he gonna be there
good cuz I've been dying to tear him up I'm gonna tear his ass up if he not
going I ain't gonna still respects that guy no I'm not I'm just saying I wish I
knew y'all some of a Jersey yeah yeah oh come on he's him no I know he's him but
I'm just saying your response I I said this is new Joe talking.
I gave you that.
Oh, but I was there.
Shout out to Tretch.
Shout out to everybody from New Jersey, man.
And shout out to the Youth Summit.
Come on, man.
Yeah, man.
I didn't know you were the organizer, too.
You put this whole shit together.
Yeah, I was one of them.
I got a question I'm going to ask him off camera, though.
How much money you made?
Never mind.
What's wrong with you?
You made money off the youth.
You think you did it for free?
I got a speaking fee.
What about the moderating fee?
Huh?
Came with the speaking fee.
You had a speaking fee as an organizer?
Yeah.
He factored himself into the budget.
He factored himself?
How could you do that?
As an organizer, you have to speak.
If you factor yourself into the budget?
And you get paid after the bill gets paid.
That sounds like some flippin' in Jersey shit right there.
That sounds crazy.
That sounds like some season shit he doing.
I didn't make no money at the end.
Oh, no, that's true.
You lost money, actually.
Yeah, because you took yours off the top.
He took his on the front i ain't gonna
lie you be having some jam-packed weekends my brother you know when the weekend come
you take advantage of the time it depends on the weekend some days i don't do nothing no i just
come i'm listening to you some weekends i don't do malcolm x at the opera into the youth summit
into the whole museum on December 4th
into the business
like you just
you my brother
you late
I don't really fuck with him man
I don't
I don't fuck with this nigga man
you be trying to do
all this 48 year old bullshit
maybe because I'm 48
I ain't 48.
Maybe because I'm 47.
I hang out with some other of your friends that's 47 and 48.
It don't be all of that.
You do?
Yeah.
I bump into your other friends all the time in my normal day to day.
I doubt it.
Yeah, no, I do.
That's my age?
Yes.
Who?
Stop.
Who, nigga?
You know who you're talking about.
I have no idea.
What is he talking about?
Who?
How old is Echo?
Way younger than me.
How old is Naj?
Younger than me, too.
How old?
Maybe 40?
Naj ain't 40.
What are y'all talking about?
Naj might be a little older.
All right, y'all done.
I'm done with y'all.
I'm done with y'all.
Back in them, it's like...
Nigga, Tone is 50-something. How Naj is 40? What are y'all talking about? Tone might be a little old. All right, y'all done. I'm done with y'all. Eck is like 40. I'm done with y'all. Eck and them is like... Nigga, Tone is 50-something.
Have Nodge at 40.
What are y'all talking about?
Tone is old.
Tone is old.
Shout out to Nodge and Tone.
Y'all bugging the fuck out.
If the audience cared, I would call Nodge right now.
Nodge is 40.
Get the fuck out of here.
Nodge is about my age, 45, 47.
But Eck ain't.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young.
Eck young. Eck young. Eck young. Eck young. Eck young. Eck young. Eck young. Eck young. Eck young. Nah, you better Nah, you better chill out Who wanna talk about Drake?
That was good
Do that shit right in the middle
Hey, y'all niggas
I'm telling y'all
I can't say it
I can't say it
But everybody better chill out
Yo, you're an idiot.
I know.
They look good.
Skin is soft.
Teeth is right.
Facial features, feet.
I know.
They smell good.
Gravity ain't kicking in.
They got the hair fucking up.
Hair shit going.
That be smelling all nice when they pass.
I know.
But I'm telling you something y'all niggas be home
hitting that Instagram call button
getting that phone
hello
oh you answered
I never knew your voice sounded like this
yo y'all not fun
y'all gotta just hit the call button one time.
Never.
Never.
Nigga, call your girl.
Just see.
Just see what it's like.
Now we got another conversation.
Why your calls on on the Instagram, nigga?
Yo, all our girls know that we faithful.
Yo, stop.
I didn't even know you could cut that off.
Yeah, you cut it off.
Oh, you good.
All our girls know we faithful.
You can cut it off.
Stop.
No, I'm talking about us, nigga.
If I call it, it go through.
What the fuck is yours doing on? Oh, you be parenting? Smack the shit out of it about us, nigga. If I call it, it go through. What the fuck is yours doing on?
Oh, you be parenting?
Oh, shit.
Wait, what?
If someone calls you on Instagram,
does it pop up on your phone?
Yes.
What if you're hanging out with your girl
and her Insta phone go off?
And when it pops up, it pops up like with the screen off and it's a split screen.
Does it say like at someone that's calling you?
Your fly is picture pop up.
It's like FaceTime.
Yeah.
It's not like a phone call.
No, it's like a FaceTime.
Pow!
It ain't a FaceTime.
I heard.
When you go to Instagram, turn your shit on right now.
I'll call you right now.
No.
Wow.
No, there's an option to FaceTime.
But there's an option for a regular little call.
It comes up.
Like a regular audio call.
Yeah.
No, it's not.
I'm going to rock with him.
If your camera's not on.
That nigga is an Instagram aficionado.
But if you turn the camera shit on.
Because it's like FaceTime.
But you can still see their picture there.
Yeah, the camera's not on.
Hello?
All I want to hear is how y'all would answer the phone
if you called the baddie that you've been watching
for three and a half years.
That's some stalker shit.
And she answered.
No, no, let's say y'all got a report.
Let's say y'all got a tiny little Instagram report.
That's still some stalker shit.
If we got a report where I feel like I could call you
on an Insta DM, I already got your real math
sometimes you don't get
the real math though
but you to my youth
but I wouldn't
no no no
but I wouldn't feel
like I could call it
Antoine is really like
Mel Ford
when you say Antoine
what we really saying is
I didn't even tell y'all
what he said
when he rolled up
to the spot the other night
I want to hear that I did he got something he got to make up something because I don't remember I'm about saying this. I didn't even tell y'all what he said when he rolled up to the spot the other night.
I want to hear that.
I did.
I got to hear it.
He's going to make up something because I don't remember.
I'm about to make something up?
You probably.
Eight times out of ten.
Now I'm going to tell.
I wasn't.
I was going to hold you down, but fuck you now.
Outside chilling with our homegirl.
Spot is coming up from down the block. He walk up.
Shorty said, shorty said, damn, you just got what?
Sweatsuit on even though he was coming.
No call or nothing.
Guess what issues response was a.
I was in traffic.
I meant to hit you, but I couldn't.
B, I tried to call you.
I didn't get through.
Or C.
C about to be some of the funniest shit on the planet.
Go ahead.
A DAP extension.
Yo, I'm Antoine.
Oh, shit.
C.
C.
For sure.
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C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C. C what happened. That is not what happened. That's your alter ego? There you go.
It's the greatest, yo. It's like Bruce Wayne and shit.
That's not what happened.
Shorty says, yo, I didn't know you was coming.
I would have had a table for you.
Or you know how to make a ring.
Whatever the case may be.
I don't need none of that.
I was just like, yo.
Antoine.
But he said that.
Is that what you said?
I don't know.
What did you say?
Like, she like, yo, basically.
Yo, this nigga, yeah.
Come on. You understand now. I know I'm, yo, basically. Yo, this nigga, yeah. Come on.
You understand now.
I know I'm giving you
the context.
I said my name is Antoine.
I did say my name is Antoine.
So you wasn't about
to be at 8 o'clock, nigga.
No, but you changing the shit.
You changing the shit.
He told somebody
that knew his name.
His name.
My name is Antoine.
I don't even know
if she know my name like that,
but it's all right.
Oh, shit. All right. I don't know that. All know my name like that, but it's all right. Oh, shit.
All right.
I don't know that.
All right.
You got it.
Come on.
What else we got?
You the truth.
What else?
Him and Mel, yo.
Yo, your name is Ice.
You think she knows your name?
No.
Yes.
But I don't walk around saying-
No, not Ice.
My name.
No.
That's my point.
But I would not say that.
I would still-
I'm not going to say her my name.
He's not going to say, my name is I.
With a stupid ass dab like this.
You the wild boy when you outside.
Yes. When you outside, you get different.
Don't worry about it.
But I know why this nigga
don't invite me now when he moving around
outside. I know now. Because you can't keep up.
Why? Tell me why. Because you a
different demon.
You a different demon.
Papa.
Papa.
Rico.
This nigga's a whole different dude.
This nigga's a fool. You know what I'm telling you.
But it's fine. It's fine.
And you can't even convince you of it because you just do this shit.
Nah, man, it's the same with me.
Come on, man.
This nigga's a nut.
That nigga said my name is Antoine.
Yeah, tell me.
Go ahead.
You know what we're going to do one day?
What are we going to do?
We're going to have a cameraman on you.
You do that.
Just so you can see it yourself.
That nigga's going to get money for free.
He's going to change like he used to do with Joe Button TV.
He's going to change up.
Nah, I can't do that.
Go ahead.
He's going to change like he used to do with Joe Button TV. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You can't do that. You can't do that. Why? He ain't change do with Joe Button TV. He gonna change up? Nah, I can't do that. Go ahead. He gonna change up like he used to do with Joe Button TV?
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. You can't do that.
You can't do that. Why? He ain't change up with Joe Button TV.
Yes, he did. He did not. Tell me how.
To the end. What end?
The end. It wasn't no end.
It was the end when you niggas started
not acting normal on the camera. I couldn't tape
no more.
You talking about? Yeah, that, no, not me.
No, never me no way you never
and your name was Antoine
no it wasn't
my name was Ish
Antoine
yo if I thought the audience cared
I would call her
and Nodge
I would call
I would call that's right
start calling people
yeah
what happened
what else we got
what else
what else is
what else is up there
that's important
oh no
Tyler
come on
you wrote it
I've used up all my
drink
commentary I can't it was just funny because she pointed it out so Tyler Oh no, Tyler, come on. You wrote it. I've used up all my Drake commentary.
I can't.
It was just funny because she pointed it out.
So Tyler.
Tyler the water girl said it.
She knew Drake would follow her.
She was waiting by the phone.
Told my people Drake would follow.
And sure enough, he followed.
I knew it.
What do you know?
In the bag.
Got him.
She ain't say it with that much oomph. Guess the fuck she did to me. I heard all that oomph. she ain't said with that much oomph guess the fuck she did
to me i heard all that it was kind of a little bit she looked at her friend like i told you
her face said duh yeah this was expected who was surprised her face said who was surprised
he's not joking and she was right i mean who was surprised I'm not mad at that gentleman
she has a very popular record
a lot of people were saying
that he would be great
on the remix
so I do understand
there you go
let's work
let's work
I want to do the remix
in the studio
the right way
let's do it the right way
I heard that you
tried to stop me
I think I could do
something a little better
I want to be personally
in the studio with you so we can feel each other's aura and energy could do something a little better. Yeah. I want to be personally in the studio with you
so we can feel each other's
aura and energy
and we can make
the most of the time.
Yeah.
That's how you do it.
Well, that's how,
that's true chemistry.
Absolutely.
You can't email that.
Yeah.
I was an engineer.
He makes a lot of the new
artists feel comfortable.
Yeah, that's true.
Come on and do that shit
that you did on that
Tanaji record
with our schoolboy Q,
I think.
Come on, do that shit.
Get Travis Scott off the remix altogether. Just you do. Come on, do that shit. Get Travis Scott
off the remix altogether.
Just you do your shit.
Gonna do the water remix
after Travis Scott.
Yeah.
That nigga hopped
on that Tanaji shit.
We ain't never heard
that Schoolboy shit again.
Yeah.
He fiesta'd him?
Yeah.
Sheesh.
That's kind of crazy
when you think about it.
Wow.
Schoolboy shit was dope
on that record. Yeah. Shout out to Schoolboy. It was. I'm Drake. That's kind of crazy When you think about it Wow Schoolboy shit was dope On that record
So
Shout out to Schoolboy
It was
I'm Drake
That's fucked up
That's not what he's talking about
I'm sorry
That's fucked up to you Drake
Yeah
That's fucked up
Why that's fucked up
Then we never heard
From Tanaji again either
After that
That Drake shit
Could work and not work
That's a fact
That ain't his fault
That is his fault
That we never heard
From Tanaji again
Yes
How's that his fault
Partly his fault Because I know You're from Tanaji again? Yes. How is that his fault?
Partly his fault, because I know you're about to win the argument. You might have some insight.
I say this all the time.
So it's Kanye's fault we're here from designer tomorrow?
They stand on the side of an idealistic right.
And in podcasting, that shit be right, because some of the audience be idealistic.
But in podcasting,ing no you say the wrong
shit and you debate that but fine we'll do it their way it's kind of your fault we're here
from designer no more yeah that is 100 that one is that don't help you yeah that's really his fault
yeah that's fucked up i always say that i don't know if i'm as a new artist with a hit record i
don't know if i'm putting drake on my record because expectations become out the wazoo this record is not a true metric of what me and my record is doing
organically because i have the drake package the fetty my way shit drake tanaje drake has done this
to a bunch of people but that's not even what we're talking about right now we're talking about
Tyler
but if you
and to your point
the Drake stimulus
package works a lot
for people too
and you know
that speaks to you
like you got
alright cool
I'll give you
I'll give you some light
what can you do
he almost did it
to Young Blue
man that label
kick your ass
off the label
you don't take
that Drake feature
you're not even gonna have a, a say in the matter.
Not true.
Not true.
Really?
It's not true.
You're an artist.
It's your shit.
It's your shit.
You have to say.
But now, as an artist, you probably wouldn't say.
Most artists won't.
You taking the Drake feature.
It's too much money to turn down.
Somebody turned down the Drake feature before.
A few people.
Uh-oh.
Instagram.
Who the fuck is calling? It's Instagram. This might be down. Somebody turned down a Drake feature before. A few people. Uh-oh, Instagram.
What the fuck is going on?
It's Instagram.
This might be the plumbing.
My shit fucked up.
My whole crib is fucked up.
Oh, man.
Everything is fucked up.
Flooding?
Yes.
Sorry, bro.
Been there.
I hate that.
But like the flood where I thought it was an intruder in the house.
Wait.
Wait, what?
You thought it was the wet bandits?
Well, it was my kitchen that first started the flood.
Well, not flood.
It was my kitchen that had the leak at first.
Okay.
So if I'm in my room,
I guess the water pressure started to knock some shit down from the ceiling.
It's just, I'm in my room,
and it's just like,
I said, oh, shit, young boy fucking got the job.
Maybe he really means business.
And don't rap.
And don't rap.
Don't rap, I tell you.
You better not rap.
And don't rap.
That was funny, man.
You can't threaten me and then say don't rap.
What you think is going to happen?
What you think?
That's a little different.
Yeah, what is?
That don't work with me.
I think I'm the first nigga to tell.
Writing a note, no poem, a song, sing that, play with me if you want, nigga.
Yeah, I ran downstairs.
I seen it was just some shit fucked up.
I was like, damn, all right. It's leaking from above the sink?
Gotta fix that.
The ceiling in the kitchen.
Shit started falling down.
Where was it leaking at before?
Was it doo-doo water?
Yeah, but a different spot.
What?
It was nasty water.
Oh.
I'm not going to say it was doo-doo water. It might not have been doo-doo water. Yeah, I don't think it was doo-doo water. Yeah, but a different spot. What? It was nasty water. Oh. I'm not going to say it was doo-doo water.
It might not have been doo-doo water.
Yeah, I don't think it was doo-doo water.
Just dirty water.
From the pipes.
The old pipe.
So in the middle of the night, as I just became resolved with that,
then I heard like a splash in my bathroom.
Went and grabbed a little something.
This nigga's a young boy. This guy's a ninja. My bathroom when grab some
Mind when there Oh ceiling have to come down chick dripping off the mirror
Yes, they get much it is fucked up so that shit I was gonna you, but you was at the Youth Summit. You know what I mean?
You helping the youth when adults in your life need you.
Anytime.
Bitch ass nigga.
How serious you got on the phone when you called about that shit?
You know how you get.
You started to panic?
About the leak?
Yeah.
Not until the bathroom was leaking.
The kitchen was leaking.
I could deal with that, nigga.
I'm Uber eating, walking right by the kitchen.
It's fine.
Tiptoed around the bucket
Nah but the only thing
Where the leak is
Is right between
My sink
And my Keurig
So last night
When I went to make some coffee
I didn't have no shirt on
You got the dirty
Pucked on your body
Yeah
I went to
Clean my little
Coffee gun
She was like
Dip dip dip
That's my house
Dirty ass water
I'm dirty as hell
Shit for like herpy water.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry, y'all.
Shout out to the chicks out there with herpes and a man.
Oh, my gracious.
Oh, my God.
Herpes and a man.
Y'all won.
Yo, I got a good story.
Y'all won, I guess.
I got a great story.
But my man watched the pod.
Oh, your man with the hurt watched the shit?
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
He gonna know you told about it.
He gonna know now.
Yo, shout out to our audience out there
with the Lil' Valtryek shit, man.
Your man with the hurt.
Come on.
He had a run in with somebody that had it.
But Shorty came clean and told him first.
He still winning.
He ain't pop.
He said he felt like kicking out this house.
I said, yo.
Nah, but you could jerk off to her.
Don't leave just yet.
Nah, it's going to blow the vibe.
We made it all his way.
Niggas are still up.
You still look good with the herps.
I know some niggas that knew the girl got herps and still winning.
That's crazy.
I know those guys too.
Raw?
I know those guys.
My man had a horror story like that where he went and did the shit, but he's strapped
up apparently, but he was joking.
There was like some medicine on the sideboard or something like that.
He's like, oh, it says herpes medication.
She was like, oh yeah.
Huh?
What?
Remember back in the day you used to have to check the medicine cabinet?
Back in the day.
Nigga, that was before I got with my girl.
Any girl house I went to
I was checking
the motherfucker
up
Google
you shouldn't have
been in
Dolly Doxon
and all that shit
what
what
Doxon
whatever that shit
is
whatever the fuck
I think I'm gonna
find out
at the end of the
HIV commercial
better be some
eczema cream bitch
at the end at the end of the HIV commercial, at the end of the HIV commercial,
it say, if you get a rash,
call the doctor.
That's the least
thing on the internet.
Yo, you stupid son.
Alright.
Oh, man. son. All right. All right. Oh, man.
Respect.
A rash.
I thought that just come with the package.
I thought that just...
Oh, Dr. Sicilian.
That was custom love?
Dr. Sicilian.
You are gross.
Did you just balking in the mic?
Yo.
Oh, man.
God damn.
Well, the nigga ever told you he had herpes?
No.
Oh, so you just been lucky
You're not gonna tell us
You never ran into the herpe at all
I
No I have not
Not even on his lip
You ever dated niggas
That looked like they had the herpe
No
Absolutely not
No
And I have gone through
The medicine cabinet
I would do that shit
Fuck yeah
Thank you
Y'all should go to jail
Y'all people that do that
A lot of people don't want
To disclose shit
Fuck that
You only can't do it Cause you don't want to disclose shit you only do it because you
don't go to no girl houses yeah i know but she don't want to be yours that's sick too wait what
going to girl houses in 2024 how many people situation how many people do y'all need to die
at the girl's house for y'all to stop going to the girl's house. It's only a long list of names.
Those be the best nuts, though.
Let me ask you this.
You ain't stopped taking it.
I think life,
I think when it come with life,
that should be fire, too.
I'm about to get caught.
You start tearing shit up.
That should be it.
I'm not playing around
with the holidays.
I can't even watch
the news in the holidays.
The last week in the news
young niggas
have done killed
a whole entire family
young siblings
two sisters
I ain't gonna
serious this shit up
but yeah I ain't playing
I saw one that was
that was crazy
they tried to
they even said
like yo we should
get him some help
because it's showing
some kind of mental
oh yeah
that's fucking crazy
were they from New York
I don't remember
where it was from
the first one I seen
was in the Bronx.
The story was so horrific that you're just like,
who the fuck would do this?
And I hope they catch the guy.
They killed mom, dad, and five-year-old or some shit.
And then they caught the guy like three days later,
and it was the guy's son.
And then this morning, there was another one.
We ain't got to do this, but everybody be careful out there
around the holidays. Be there on the holidays.
Be careful on the holidays.
That's what I'm saying.
We say it every year.
Holiday time.
Please be careful.
It's yap season.
It's scammer season.
It's all of the seasons are in play at once.
Please be careful.
And if you're going to go to a girl's house, cool.
Do that shit after December.
December is when fucking the nigga with murder in his name
is popping up.
That's when it happens.
I know you're home for Christmas.
See, you got a problem.
She might want to give you
some mistletoe love.
She might want to play him some.
That ring-ding-ding-a-ling
ring-ding-ding-a-ling
drum.
He gets so excited
thinking about new pussy
not at all
he's talking
doom doom
doom doom
that shit like
what's better
new pussy or candy
oh decisions
decisions decisions
yo this nigga's a fool
yo
oh man
oh what else
what else we got if we ain't got nothing i'm be forced to read my notes
no no more let me see what my notes say though just in case just in case just in case there's
something juicy in the notes well why are you looking at notes oh shit oh you found it no mind
uh i keep seeing this and i don't know how I feel about it. They keep saying that
the U.S.
will probably
ban meat
by the year 2030.
Ain't gonna be no meat
anyway
in the U.S.
That's some bullshit.
What do y'all think about that?
I don't believe it.
I never
took that as like
a realistic option
but I continue to see it.
It's hard for them
to produce.
Ain't gonna be no meat.
We gone through so much chicken.
We going through so much beef and all that shit
that the scientists is now looking for ways to...
Their steroids ain't even work.
You know, the chickens be getting grown
in like four or five weeks.
The steroids not working no more
because we just consuming so much shit.
So if they do this, where are we moving to?
It's going to be just Mars.
I can't even...
South America. They're going to artificially meet you niggas like they been doing. moving to it's gonna be just Mars I can't even it's artificial
yeah
South America
they're gonna
artificially meet
you niggas
like they've been
doing
I'd have said
London
London
but they just
got croissants
and jelly
and shit out there
beans
London breakfast
yeah
London breakfast
bangers and mash
I ain't gonna kill you
cause I know we got
a lot of listeners
from London
but the breakfast
is different
that's different
English breakfast.
Beans.
Who came up with that?
Now hold up now.
What?
Mexico.
Huevos rancheros.
Oaxaca.
Ain't no Mexicans
in London.
No, I'm saying
the beans.
I was still
all last decade
I was waiting
for Dominicans
and Puerto Ricans
to hit.
They never did.
They never came to London.
They never did. You just got the bad white girl the
bad black girl you got the Jamaicans huh did you make it a lot to make us in
London hey black oh you won't flip think to make us another line I think you're
making this black I'm not doing it I do
I'm not doing it.
You sure?
I do.
Oh, you're not doing it.
All right, it's good.
You're good.
See?
Get him out of there.
That's right.
What's up? You know what I'm talking about?
The Adolfs and all that stuff.
All right.
We are moving on.
Yeah.
Moving right along.
Moving right along.
What's up, Dulles?
What'd you think about the Shiesty band?
In Philly?
Yeah.
The what?
Good.
The Shiesty masks?
Good.
Yeah, ski masks.
Ski masks.
Oh, I thought we were
banning the
person
oh
great
you ain't
you ain't
gonna learn
streets feel
safer already
yeah yeah
yeah yeah
no he gonna
learn
that's two
different things
that's two
different things
what's the
stop now
no it's not
yes it is
how
it's levels
two different
things
if any of these rappers do what they said Yes, it is. Hell. It's levels. Two different things.
If any of these rappers do what they said dude did,
then you should get a little break.
As a frequent strip club goer,
I would be angry if somebody just started shooting in there because of some money.
I'd be really angry or dead
and even in afterlife
I'd probably be angry about that.
You'd be tight?
You fucking right.
If I leave over something
that's like,
what's privilege?
I think about that all the time.
Oh shit.
You motherfuckers.
That's a good one, yo.
Be hot.
Nigga.
I lived all this life for this.
And then your friends would be hot.
Look how he went.
He don't ever even do that.
He don't ever even go skiing.
Damn, what was the chances
that he would tumble down the fucking...
Mount Everest.
Mount Everest is crazy.
Don't play like that.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
Nah, I think it's good.
I think...
I told you about when the hoe almost killed me.
I said it all the time while I was going to the gas station.
She was driving.
She made a left.
Big-ass 18-wheeler was coming.
Yeah, I was in the back on this side.
I just saw my whole life.
Yo.
I said, yo, what the fuck was that?
We made that
Who drove back from the gas station
I think she did still
Oh nah
I think she did
No sir
No but I was backseat driving
At that point
At that point
Wouldn't have been that
We good
Remixing the cha-cha
I said look to your left
Look to your right
You never know The bitch can't drive Until you're in the car About to die Terrified Had no idea Look to your left. Look to your right.
You never know the bitch can't drive until you're in the car about to die.
Terrified.
Had no idea.
That'd be it.
Right then and there.
No, no, no.
I'll drive.
I'll drive from here on out.
I'm straight.
My girl be complaining about my driving up here
and then when I go out there,
she's do like a buck 30 on the highway.
Oh, they don't play?
And like a Subaru or some shit.
A rental car.
I didn't even know the Subaru could go a buck or some shit a rent-a-car Subaru could
go mad aggressive chicks don't be playing some of them got the will though
but most of them what most of them what some of them got the will most definitely Most definitely. I live quietly. Oh shit. I mean, forget my girls from Patterson until she gets behind that wheel.
Oh shit.
She probably got the wheel.
Whipping it.
I forgot.
She probably got the wheel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
And be cursing people out and all types of shit.
I'm like, oh shit, my bad.
Rem got road rage?
Oh yeah.
She got Jersey, Jersey driver.
Oh, I'm laughing.
Rem let you in the car when she got it?
Fuck.
What are you talking about?
Never see how Rem drive. Yeah, damn.
They swear Jersey can't drop.
Everybody swear.
I've never heard that.
What?
That's a thing.
No, anybody outside of New Jersey swears New Jersey cannot drop.
A lot of y'all can't.
Stop.
I'm dead serious.
This is a real thing, bro.
Stop it, yo.
This is a real thing.
Stop it.
Joe, you can't drop, bro.
Joe can't drop? Hell, Joe can drive. Joe can drive. Stop it, yo. This is a real thing. Stop it. Joe, you can't drive, bro. Joe can't drive?
Hell, Joe can drive.
Joe can drive.
You out.
That nigga drive nasty.
I watch you.
Joe can drive.
I think what's happening is a lot.
Drive how?
Joe can drive.
I think what's happening is a lot.
Drive how, though?
Hold on, stop.
Everyone in Jersey think they're a NASCAR.
Oh, he's a good driver.
No, Joe's a good driver.
Okay.
Well, getaway driver's different.
I ain't gonna lie.
This nigga drive reckless, nigga.
No.
Look at this stupid nigga drive.
Good driver's subjective, right?
Like my mom,
because she can't fall asleep
in the car when I'm near.
I like to feel comfortable.
But I get it.
You have an old drawer.
You saying that.
You crazy.
No.
What he said-
I think we inherited that
from like New York.
I feel like.
Nah.
Y'all got your old shit.
New York niggas don't drive.
I was gonna say.
I was gonna say-
They got cars, licenses, nothing. I feel like a lot of the bad drivers are New York niggas don't drive. I was going to say. I was going to say. Those niggas ain't got cars, licenses, nothing.
I feel like a lot of the bad drivers are New York City imports
who really never drove a lot in the city,
and now they're out here in Jersey driving.
No.
Nah.
That ain't it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's the truth.
Hey, I was just about to try to find a way to tell the truth.
You took the thought out of my brain.
Can we stereotype?
Because I can tell you what it is.
Boom.
Go ahead.
There's only one group that's fucking
shit up.
It's always them.
You can't say that.
What area are they from?
What? I'm just pointing to the wall.
I'm pointing to the wall. I'm pointing at the wall.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
I saw him.
Yo.
Y'all can't say that.
Nobody knows Mr. Brinksham is driving in.
No, no, no.
No, no.
This is the one you get.
Don't tell them.
Them niggas, boy.
Yo, but know why the stereotype shit is kind of true?
Because without saying it, we all know.
We all know.
Yeah, them niggas.
And I cursed at them niggas, too.
Yeah, I understand.
Like, if I guessed it, that's what it was.
If you merge wrong, I hate y'all niggas at once.
Y'all zoom out like y'all about to get busy.
Then you go fucking five miles per hour.
And before I see who it is, I try to guess.
Me too.
Every time.
Fuck it.
And I can't say it.
And I sing.
I look.
And I be right.
And I still think that there should be a rule that says that at a certain age, it's over.
At least you got to retest.
You know what?
At least retest.
You got to retest.
Annually.
Every two years.
Every two years.
Annually.
Like, yo, dog, an older person, my mother, yo, when she driving, her first line of defense is hit the brake.
Yeah.
The brake might be what you shouldn't do, but they just instinctively hit the brake.
My aunt drives so slow that the brake, she driving like she already on the brake.
She already on the brake.
So it ain't even that.
Yo.
Like, I be trying to give her props because I'm like damn yo to be 96 still have all of your
you know faculties you you can drive all right no your aunt has to stop now but she she she only
drive like she won't drive after like two o'clock in the afternoon it'd be like 10 in the morning
two that's it only go where she know where she Like, if it's anything outside of her city,
one of us, somebody got to go pick her up.
Like, she stick to the rivers and lakes she used to.
All right, Auntie Ice.
Ooh, I'm scared.
Yeah, yeah, she don't get crazy.
96.
New York drivers are bad, too, though.
City drivers.
Yeah, don't say.
100% of the traffic in New York is caused by people
trying to cut ahead of the line in the exit lane
and going in front.
100% of it.
There would be no traffic whatsoever
if it was not for people trying to budge ahead of the line. Taxis and fucking in front. 100% of it. There would be no traffic whatsoever if it was not for people
trying to budge ahead of the line.
Taxis and fucking Ubers.
No.
And New Yorkers.
Regular drivers.
Y'all gotta be in Manhattan.
You can be in Long Island.
Ain't that many taxis and Ubers.
Them niggas can't drive.
There'd be no reason for the traffic
and then you look over
and it's just a whole line
in the exit lane.
It's like, dog, what are you...
Yeah, that's a fact.
My mom is in the AMG
driving so un-AMG like
Yeah
Nobody with that shit
I mean when she got the car
She was like
I love this car
It's just too powerful
I was just like
I don't like that shit
You got an AMG
I bought it for the sport package
Nigga the kit
I ain't buy it
Cause I wanna go 90
Yeah I bought you that car
In case I need to bargain
I ain't drive that shit yet
That part too
Yeah My fucking brother Keeps going crazy Let me see what this dude Real quick He keep trying to get my car too Nigga no I bought you that car in case I need to bargain. I ain't tried that shit yet. That part too? Yeah.
My fucking brother keeps going crazy.
Let me see what this dude real quick.
He keep trying to get my car too, nigga.
No.
My shit broke.
My shit broke.
My shit.
That's some nigga shit.
Yo, my shit ain't even working right now.
If you don't have a car that is tradable.
Comparable.
Like, you take mine, I take yours then that's the
point
say it don't work on my shit bro my shit fucked up Yeah My shit need I lost the key My shit need breaks I ain't got it
My shit need breaks
Yeah
Oh yeah the breaks
When I worked on it
Oh insurance is fucked up
Right now
What's that acting funny
Nah it's the breaks
Go to the breaks
My nigga I ain't have a chance
To go get the breaks done
The breaks is
3800
Gotta get service
That's the one
Yo I would
But you not on my insurance
I used to hate that
If something happens
I used to hate that
I ain't no insurance
When you need me to run errands
Nigga
I hate that line too
But you still send me over there
Fuck outta here What y'all think about The college football picks I used to hate that. I ain't no insurance when you need me to run errands, nigga. I hate that line, too. But you still send me over there.
Fuck out of here.
What do y'all think about the college football picks?
I know there's a lot of controversy with it.
Never mind.
I'm not enough of a college football head to be tight. I know Florida was tight, right?
The Seminoles?
FSU.
Florida State.
FSU, 13-0, undefeated.
Major.
But they lost their star quarterback.
So that's the word on why they didn't get picked because.
That's what they said?
Wait.
Publicly?
They didn't say that, but there is something in the criteria
that speaks to how you show up in play.
Competitiveness.
And what ESPN is saying is that after TCU last year,
they wasn't just going to allow a team in there that's not 100% all the way healthy,
no matter how many games you won or lost.
Especially after Alabama beat fucking Georgia like that.
I thought that Georgia should have been mad.
Georgia didn't get in, and I don't think they should have been moved back three spots
or how many spots they got.
How late in the year you lose matters.
Four spots? There's no way in the world yeah that's terrible but if don't nobody else lose now what for all the teams undefeated i agree but no no no what i'm saying though is if you let's
say you in the three spot right or the four spot whatever the case may be and the team right above
you lost what we didn't lose so you can't penalize us and put them niggas in front of us but what if they what
if their matchup was against another top ranked team and they lost but you was playing against
ruckers so we ain't lose no difference and ruckers is coming yeah that's right it depends on
it depends on the point spread and all i say if If you lose by one, you might find your way in there.
I'm not the biggest college football guy, but I felt bad for FSU and Georgia.
And they're a power five.
Your undefeated power five conference team, I think it's bad.
Five conferences, four teams.
I think it's bad.
I think Georgia should have got.
I didn't like them showing their faces.
I think Georgia should have got I didn't like them
showing their faces
like they put
they had a camera
and watch on FSU
when the picks
were being announced
so you just see the
the
disappointment
sadness on the players faces
they be tight
so
shout out to FSU
you think they'll ever
get that right
with a
college football
it's too many teams
I mean
college football
it's too many teams
okay
once they expand it it'll be fine but this is their version of getting it right like Too many teams. I mean, college football. They expanded next year. Too many teams. Expand since 2012. Okay.
Once they expanded, it'll be fine.
But this is their version of getting it right.
Mm-hmm.
Like a committee. Before it wasn't this.
Voting system.
No.
Like this whole playoff scenario with the four teams is kind of new, right?
It is.
Well, 10 years now.
Oh, damn.
That long?
Yeah, we old.
Damn.
It don't feel like that either.
No, I felt like.
When they said it, I was like, huh?
Damn.
God, shit. But congrats to the teams that made it. Yes. Indeed. it don't feel like that either no I felt like when they said it I was like huh damn god shit
but congrats to the teams
they made it
yes indeed
speaking of sports
I don't have a take
but the NBA
in season tournament
seems to be a huge success
I haven't seen any of it
but I still don't understand it
I've watched it
because it just be on
like a regular game
but I don't understand
the seating still
and the only way
I understand it
is because they do the decorative shit in the floors to let you know it's. Yeah. But I don't understand the seating stuff. And the only way I understand it is because they do the decorative shit in the floors.
Correct.
To let you know that it's the tournament game.
But I don't understand.
And the teams seem like they ball harder than a regular season game.
Like that Pacers-Boston game, it's like, oh, shit, y'all bugging.
This is like a playoff game.
Yeah.
A few of them shit is like a playoff game.
I don't understand.
I'm still kind of lost.
That's why I think it is. For me, I don't have any I'm still kind of lost. That's why I think it is.
For me, I don't have any interest because I kind of don't understand it.
I think once I understand it, then I'll be, you know what I mean, on board.
But I don't know what the fuck they do, to be honest with you.
I have no idea.
Same.
Well, I think the Pacers advanced.
The Knicks played the Bucs or played the Bucs last night to see if they advanced.
It's really the best team.
Y'all won?
No, we didn't play it.
We played tonight, which is yesterday.
Oh, church.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
And the Knicks talking about DeMar DeRozan.
I don't know.
Let's get off sports.
Let's get off sports.
I'm going to get mad.
No sports.
I'm going to get mad.
What else? What mad. What else?
What else?
What else?
What else is there?
Oh, I did see.
I said we was leaving sports, but real quick,
they are talking about banning the tush push.
I don't like that.
From the Eagles.
I just want to get a quick how do y'all feel.
I don't like it.
I don't like it at all.
I do.
I think it's a boring play to watch.
I understand why they want to ban it from that aspect,
but just because the team is good at something
and they have a unique blend of talent with a center
that can get fucking all the way down to his ankles
and still deliver power and a quarterback that can squat 800 pounds
or whatever the fuck Jalen Hurts can do,
every other team can't do it.
So they're just mad because one team can do it.
I don't like it.
But having watched the fucking Eagles do that against my Dolphins
and win the game because they could tush-push for nine minutes straight
was annoying as fuck.
But we also, like, what are we going to ban Tyreek Hill
because he's faster than everybody?
No, what they're saying is.
Safety concern.
And what happens if for the whole fourth quarter now,
you just get three yards, three yards, three yards, three yards,
three yards, three yards, three yards.
There's no way to stop it.
Find a way to stop it.
I read that they're talking about
player health. Yeah, because you got to get
super duper low to even remotely try and stop it.
So now you're at the bottom of a fucking pile
of people. Jason, we've heard Jason Kelsey
complain. I'm sure it's rough on him.
He's complained. He's got to get crazy though.
He retired before this season started.
Yeah. He was done.
Y'all beating the shit out of me.
He came back.
I don't know if they still run that play without him.
I don't know if they'll be able to.
That's why I don't think it's a point in banning it.
I don't know if you can execute it without Kelsey and Hurts.
Being who they are.
Being who they are.
And like you said, Kelsey is at the later stages of his career.
We may see the end of this organically.
If only they could have tush-pushed the Niners.
They got these.
They got these.
They got they tush-pushed, all right.
All right, lastly, before we leave sports,
can I get a prediction from you on Dallas Niners?
I mean, I'm sorry, Dallas Philly?
Dallas?
What are you talking about?
It's in Dallas, right?
I think so. 30 to you talking about? It's in Dallas, right? I think so.
30-24, us.
Oh, wow.
You got them spanking.
That ain't a spanking.
30-24?
Two touchdowns ain't a spank?
6.8.
Oh, 30-24.
I'm sorry.
I don't think that's a spank.
No, that's not a spank.
I thought you said 34-20.
I had Dallas winning, too, but after the Niners did that shit,
Philly can't show up and bullshit around.
Bro.
The Niners doing that is going to hurt Dallas.
Two weeks ago, I meant to come in here and say Philly impressed me.
The game right before the Niners.
Who did they play?
They had a shootout.
The Bills.
The Bills.
The Bills.
They impressed me.
They impressed me.
Jay, he looks like a winner.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, when you just find a way to win,
no matter what the fuck you got to do,
he'll find a way to win.
I appreciated that.
But what I've been telling Corey all season,
San Fran, you can run on them.
You can run on them.
They can't stop the run like that.
Just nobody tries to do it.
I don't know why.
San Fran?
But they have an elite running back.
The Eagles could be ran on.
Oh, I thought you said San Fran.
The Eagles could be ran on.
No, the Eagles can be ran on.
Just teams don't be trying to do it.
I don't know why.
Yeah.
Even when we played them,
Pollitt was getting yardage,
but we just went away from the run.
Everybody in the NFL now
kind of just be on the highlight reel,
and they be wanting to pass the ball too much.
I think the Niners are just the best team in football, right?
Right.
The second by far and have been most of the season,
except for that little stretch where they lost three games.
I agree with you.
Let's leave sports.
I have to commend ice for finding all these ways to lose his fantasy matchup
with Christian McCaffrey and Pat Mahomes, man.
Give it up, Ice.
Give it up.
Give it up.
Give it up.
Give it up, Ice.
No, give it up for you.
No, I'm going to give it up
for Pat Mahomes.
Give it up for you.
I'm going to give it up
for Pat Mahomes.
Bumass.
Speaking his shit up, man.
Yo, dog, who said that?
That nigga's a bum.
Pat Mahomes been bummed.
I went to look at Ice, too.
I'm like, who the fuck he got?
Oh, shit, he got some niggas.
Oh, he just a bum.
You played him this week. Yeah, I mean, did I?as. Oh, he just a bum. You played him this week.
Yeah, I mean, did I?
That's true.
It didn't seem like I played him.
Yes.
All right, in other news, who did Mariah Carey piss off?
What happened?
It's Christmas time, and she's not the number one Christmas song.
Ooh.
That goes to a lady named Brenda Lee.
Oh, Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree.
Yeah.
It's old.
It's old, yeah.
It's very old.
Which was even more reason to say, who did Mariah Carey piss off?
She's now the oldest artist to reach number one on the charts.
And this is a slap.
This is a slap.
This is a slap.
Yeah, this is a white classic.
Yeah, but what happened? what happened though because Mariah normally owns this somebody everybody got her shit on she gonna catch fire
yeah she gonna catch fire as we go deeper it's December 6th I know she normally December haul
once Black Friday hit Mariah normally normally owns the spot. She does.
This is crazy.
This is a bop, though.
This is it.
This is all the movie shit tonight.
Home Alone.
Deck the balls.
She still alive?
She is.
They showed a little video.
They showed a little video of her.
Bopping?
No, like, congratulations or whatever.
She told us that.
Yo, we have no tact up here.
Don't say we, nigga.
We don't.
We don't have tact.
I don't.
Me, Flip, Ish, Mel.
It's really just us four.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's just all the tactless crew. We don't have no tact.
None.
And I know she thinks you got tact.
I do.
She's shocked she's on it.
If you had tact, that cam should have never came out your mouth.
We have our moments.
Riding around in Christmas day.
Oh, I'm so glad they gave us a mercy.
I couldn't deal with young boy and Cam killing the pot.
Oh, shit.
I couldn't have used the internet for months.
I'd have stayed home.
Oh, me too.
You're on your own this week.
Yo, if it got too hot out there, I'll tell you.
I was going on a vacation.
I'd have gone on a vacation.
Hey, we paid you on only for the next month.
See you soon.
We'll be back January 1st.
Have you been feeling a little vacation?
Yeah, backer.
Weather dropped me a little bit of sun.
Yeah.
Blue water, call it my name.
Smell that salt water what Rose said.
Smell that salt water. Let's see.
Yo, I need some money like that, yo.
I don't.
I need some money so I can just big dick talk like, yo, you smell like salt water, nigga?
Yeah, yeah.
I don't.
You talk like that anyway.
No, I don't.
You do.
You just told her my name was Antoine.
I knew your name.
Oh, man.
This nigga here is different, bro.
Go ahead.
If I call her right now, she's going to say I knew his name was Antoine.
I did say that, but again, the context and...
No, she didn't know my name was Antoine.
I don't think.
Except that I don't think it is. But the way the context in which you said didn't know my name was Antoine. I don't think. He flipped that.
I don't think it did. But the way the context in which you said that I said it was awesome.
Was on point.
It's all right.
We fine.
100% on point.
We fine.
We're not fine.
Just, I have nothing better to do.
Stop.
Leave me alone.
Knock all.
Anything else?
We got to get off of our hearts and souls.
Let's see.
Natalie Nunn should be banned from all the hot spots.
Lenny Kravitz wasn't banned, they got mad about it.
Mary J banned, Usher, everybody got banned.
Everybody got banned man.
Tyler, y'all ran for that Tyler Drake shit.
Y'all so good, it's cool.
Make me sweat.
Ruby Rose you wanted to talk about Ruby Rose got a stalker that
she's
yeah you nigga
it ain't me
you out your mind
it ain't me
it's another one
yeah somebody else
like she put this shit up
she said she ran into her
number one
number one only fans
supporter
and at the time he had spent like
60 grand
oh that's not a stalker.
It's a supporter.
How's that a stalker?
How's that a stalker?
I need more stalkers.
Yeah, word.
Where the stalkers at?
That's still a stalker, though.
How?
If I ain't supposed to be like you,
knowing where I'm at and running into me somewhere intimate,
that's stalker shit.
Father not where I'm at.
That's what most guys do when they gave you
60 grand did you see 50 shades of gray i did didn't he do the same thing of a different situation
what was the difference he kept finding out where she was at and popping up well didn't they have a
sexual relationship not when he was popping up. You play a danger.
Not when he was popping up.
I mean, like, he was also rich and powerful,
so, I mean, like, the entitlement...
So is the guy that is giving Ruby Rose
60 grand just off the cuff?
Is he a rich guy?
I don't know, but if you give somebody 60 grand...
All right, you trick me again.
I'm out of your walkie land, lady.
I'm out of walkie lady land.
He could be spending his fucking bill money on her. You want to say what the real He could be spending his fucking bill money on her.
You want to say what the real
Bill money is not
60 grand Melissa Ford.
If that is your bill money
you're rich.
What the fuck
are we talking about man?
She's going to find a way
to pay for the girl.
No matter what.
You want to know
what the real difference is?
If you like the nigga or not.
Fair.
That's it.
That's it.
Yeah.
That's true.
Romance. Find it. A nigga spend 50 grand fair that's it that's it yeah that's true romance finance
a nigga spent 50 grand on you
a month he can't meet you somewhere
girl I will read you
yes yes yes
thank you
in public
yes where I feel safe
yes absolutely so then she posted up Thank you. I would have told you your candy on prices. In public. Yes. Where I feel safe.
Yes.
Okay.
Absolutely.
We'll meet and greet.
So then she posted up a screenshot of their text convo.
Well, his text convo, because she didn't, there was no.
No responses to it.
Yeah.
It was one-sided.
Those could be erased too.
But that is true.
I'm just telling the truth.
And in there, the guy was like, oh, please respond to me.
I'll send you 10 Bitcoin right now.
That's equivalent to 400 grand.
Trying to do this the nice way. Just say one word.
And he's like, look.
He was calling her his kitten.
I love you, my kitten.
I'm going to get you tattooed on me.
So he started sending her pictures.
And come meet you when I'm done.
At the tattoo spot.
And he got the tattoo.
Where are you going to be after this tattoo?
And then he said, I sent you another 30 grand.
So now she's up to 90.
Salute.
And then she posted it.
She ain't block him.
I bet you that motherfucking much.
No, my question was...
Or call the police.
No, no, no.
Or restrain an order.
This was like our message.
This was our message.
This was our message.
It sound like our message.
Which means he got our message.
He needs his number.
This is our message.
This is the phone. If he gave her 60 grand, I he got our message. This is our message. This is the phone.
If he gave her 60 grand, yes, he has her phone number.
Yo, we come on here talking like these girls.
All right, man.
I don't know.
You know, OnlyFans, I don't know how to communicate.
Nigga, all right.
Move OnlyFans out of it.
You give her 60 grand, a girl that you are attracted to or something.
You think you're going to get her number?
I'm telling you, six grand.
I'm giving you six grand.
Six grand, get it done. For grand. Six grand, get it done.
For most.
Six grand, get it done.
You're right.
Easy.
I heard.
No, nigga, get you six grand.
The nigga look crazy, though.
The nigga look crazy.
And you can't attack the nigga and violate the nigga.
You gave me your number, Ruby.
That's it.
You gave that nigga that look like he from downtown Alabama.
You seeing a physical picture?
The nigga look crazy. He like a truck driver from the 60s. He look nasty. from downtown Alabama. You seeing the physical picture? He look crazy.
He like a truck driver from the 60s.
He look nasty.
I am hating.
I don't give a fuck.
But don't try to play my man.
He a man?
He ain't my man.
He paid his way.
He got the number.
If he can give away 10 Bitcoin, he up.
Let's be the fuck clear.
I don't give away his bill money.
I didn't know about the Bitcoin part. About the Bitcoin part, Mel. That's be the fuck quick. Now what's up in the gateways, Bill Money? I didn't know about the Bitcoin part.
About the Bitcoin part, Mel.
That's what threw you.
The Bitcoin part. Not the 60 grand.
90 now.
90.
Salute.
Excuse me?
Do you think she'll let him spank? Her body, her choice.
I'm not going
out there with you. Why do you think he popped up somewhere?
How do you think he didn't choose that?
He that nigga.
She let him rock.
I'm telling you.
Let me see this picture again.
This nigga fire.
That's my man.
I ain't talking about it.
I'm off this.
I'm done.
This is going to sound like we,
not policing, but we just talking about it.
No, we not.
I'm going to use this.
You don't let him pop.
Yes or no, go.
It's going to sound like we know what 60 grand do
when it hits her palm.
It's going to sound like we know what 60 grand do when it hits her palm. It's going to sound like we know what they're doing for a lot less than 60 grand.
Nigga, he's not offering 60.
He gave her 90 and had 400,000 more in the tuck.
I'm telling you.
Not for nothing.
I'm telling you that on Sundays, my girl cleaned her whole house with this pot on her TV.
She had to end after the sleepers.
He did his niggas up. Let me see. with this pod on TV. She had to end after the sleepers. Look at this nigga, son.
Let me see.
Let me see my man.
Oh, no.
That nigga pop.
That's my man.
That nigga truck driving
and listening to Elvis.
That nigga look like
the nigga that got
the motherfucking...
He owns the spy shop.
Exactly.
That nigga owns the spy shop. He. That nigga owns the spy shop.
He got the Google glasses on, nigga.
He got the Google glasses on.
With the cameras on it.
Why I killed my parents.
Yo, they know it.
Ruby Rose, be careful, yo.
And to all the ladies that's involving themselves
in these type of activities, just be careful,
is all I'm saying.
Rest in peace, Mercedes Moore.
Of course, always.
Rest in peace. Be of course always rest in peace
be careful while you're
moving around
that shit could get dangerous
have you a gun
a taser or something
for when niggas
do this weirdo shit
but it's tough
to turn down
60
60
I get it
it's tough
490,000
yeah
I'd have popped up
for the 60
we be up here
in the club
hey
damn it you doing it
what's your name
I'll put his name in the song Tommy Hey, damn it, you're doing it. What's your name? I'll put his name in the song.
Tommy, you're doing it.
What you're doing, you're doing it.
I'll customize this shit.
I ain't going to hold you.
I'm going to just make this statement.
Jerry's here.
Jerry's here.
Oh, Jerry again.
You're going to do it like, oh.
My man.
We're going to do it like, oh.
We're going to do it like, oh. We gon' do it like, oh. We gon' do it like, oh.
You crazy.
Nah, once you put the, you know, it's gonna be.
That one be about to come on live for the gay-only fans.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You just gotta go to the bar.
Why you gotta go there?
Stop.
We gon' do it like, oh.
Hey, now.
Do tell you, yo.
Hey, yo, I touched somebody's face.
Just reply to this text.
Just send me one word
and I'll send you
these 10 bitcoin
hey
hootie
hootie
with the fucking
wave emoji
what
that one word
this is exactly
the wrong
what
you ain't getting me
what
nigga would send her
60k
you think 60k
better do that
and he's getting
a hootie back
no ice ass
no no no
if that nigga
said just give me
one word
I know
and that was
the word she sent back
hey
with the wave emojis
Mel would have
a whole conversation
Mel would be at
the fucking
little refurbished
pussy spot
no I'll say that
she would go
get that little
shit refurbished
so fast
and head on out
with her Canadian
goose
she gonna grab
that Canada goose.
We got to get to going.
You laughing a little too hard over there, Corey.
You laughing a little too hard
over this nigga right here.
And then Mel got the nerve to go out.
She got the fucking nerve
to post some workout videos of Bernice.
Okay, what?
We got bang hubs out of God damn it.
What's the problem now?
What is the fucking problem, Mel? We'll talk about it on Patreon. We'll talk about it. What's the problem now? What is the fucking problem now?
We'll talk about it on Patreon.
We'll talk about it on Patreon.
Yeah, we done with you.
We done done with you.
We got a part of the shows?
Fuck it.
I don't know.
Let me see.
I don't know.
Renly, Monica Bell.
Oh, is the emo rapper dead?
Yeah.
Who the fuck is this?
No.
Who the fuck is Nate, nigga?
Oh, from Balenciaga?
Get in my shit, nigga.
These stores want you.
No, these are texting you.
I'm like, you friends, man.
You are friends with them, nigga.
Prada, Dior, Valencia, Bottega.
I want to know what the commission is.
You don't got no...
Shopper?
Personal shopper.
I'm the shopper.
No, but you know, like...
And I do have a shopper
niggas be sending you
all that shit
yeah but they gotta
chill sometimes
sometimes I ain't ask
for you to show me
the latest hottest
shit
they doing they job
my nigga
they be sending you
some ugly shit
I walked in
burgdorf yesterday
I'm gonna say this
and I talk no more
about shopping
for the rest of the time
I walked in
burgdorf yesterday
got off the little
secret elevator
which is right in
the Montclair section
looked to the left
they had some
fly ass Montclair pants hung looked to the left. They had some fly-ass Montclair pants
hung up with like a blazer
beige, with a beige bomber
with some other beige shit.
I was like, oh, these pants kind of probably had enough money.
How much is this? He said, no,
it's something funny going on.
I said,
what the fuck
are you talking about? He said,
well, this is a Montclair collab with whoever he said. He said, what the fuck are you talking about? He said, well, this is a Moncler collab with whoever he said.
He said, and this set, you can't buy.
You have to buy this set.
You can't buy it separately.
You got to buy that whole shit.
I said, who the fuck is even wearing this with this and this?
He said, I know, but you cannot buy the pants.
I said, I'm going to punch you in your face, Keith.
So after you bought the set, what happened?
I didn't buy the set.
I got the fuck out of there.
I ain't shopping like that no more.
Like 12 grand?
I'm out.
Yes, y'all, it's the one and only.
Jump, bump, jump.
Turfies.
Hit a keep.
Brick a deck.
Dirt black.
Hey, everybody get away.
Stupid.
I'm coming back to the game.
That's all I want and all.
And I can't have water.
Hey!
And I can't with the water, darling.
I don't have any money, darling, darling.
You don't got the mom no more.
I got the old nigga mom now.
This chick, whatever.
I've heard enough.
Old niggas be going like that.
I know I'm old.
Because Rocco played that shit the other day.
I didn't know what to do.
It was like I saw a ghost.
I was like.
He played that shit after some fly shit.
Oh, shit.
He's an idiot, y'all.
Oh, shit.
I was sitting there with the mouth.
Oh, Melody. nigga's an idiot, y'all. Oh, shit. I was sitting there with the Melvins. Oh, Melon-ish.
Part of the show.
Get off my dick.
Melon-ish.
There you go, Mel.
What was I even doing?
Part of the show.
Part of the show.
Somebody need our help out there, man.
Let's see.
Let me see what Shaq Blue is talking about.
Let's go, Shaq.
Big fan of the pod.
Thanks, buddy.
So I've noticed that whenever certain parenting topics come up, the guys, Joe Ice and Ish,
specifically talk about their experience as a parent to their own child or children.
However, each of the guys' girls have kids outside of them.
Uh-oh.
What's happening?
Ice and Ish only have daughters of their own.
But their girlfriends have sons.
Joe's girl has a daughter, I think.
My girl got them all.
She got all the kids.
And now I have five kids.
I'm that level of old now oh god
I never thought the day
I never thought the day
would come
hey I count the dogs now
oh my god
it's over with us
alright
how involved are you
when your partner's kids
do you acknowledge them
as your kids or step kids
and if that concept
is something you are waiting
until you are married
to acknowledge her kids as your own shack really answer really easy answer for me no my girl kids
is too big for me to not acknowledge them as mine like the son is my height got hands is a wide
receiver foot bigger than mine got longer breath control than me.
I tried to tussle with him a little bit, but it was fast.
He ended that one.
Like, all right, we're going to play with him.
I'm your dad, you know.
Hey, little nigga, I'm your stepdad.
You got to conveniently be that shit.
So, yeah, I claim as my step kids I'm there for him I do all that wax stepfather shit like give advice suggestions check mom pay for shit I do
I do all that shit and it was by mistake I said fast that's usually our go happen fast you'll be planning that out fish nice nice yeah i just told y'all last week about
people asking certain no i'm thinking a little yeah i think he a little beyond his own
boundaries okay what is that no i just think that that ain't nobody's business. Like, I think that's a little too personal.
Oh, okay.
Sleepers!
Loud and clear.
You can do it like, uh.
You look.
Stop dancing like that.
That shit.
Good morning, everyone.
Stop it.
You're an old nigga. Sit! Good morning, everyone. No! No! No! No! No! Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
You old nigga.
Sit your ass down, nigga.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
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Ah!
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Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! far in my boundaries. I have my standards. I love this nigga.
Nigga, whole shit changed.
Nigga went from Ishmael to fucking Mr. Gibson, nigga.
That was a whole different box
than the other night.
That's hate.
That was hate.
I don't think that is
respectful.
Respect. Respect, yeah. I don't think that is respectful for all right Respect respect
Make a voice got the first voice You gotta rewind Hit the 10 seconds
Rewind it
Alright come on man
What they sleeping on Joe
Yeah what they sleeping on fam
The kids can't go see no Malcolm
Yo
Nah
Hey
Leave them kids
Home while we go
Alright
Yo y'all are idiot Look at how he's slaying Why He don't play Hey, leave them kids home while we go. All right.
Yo, y'all are idiots.
Look at how he's slaying it.
What?
He don't play hero.
He said last week.
I'm with him.
Oh, shit.
Nah, it's just. I'm with Ice.
I'm off that shit, bro.
You trying.
You said it.
You want to give me the time back.
No, never.
Nah, you turned up when I wasn't here, but I respect it.
I had to watch the shit in blogs and shit.
All right, come on.
I'll probably find him here.
That nigga was asking numbers? No, no, no. Nah, ask a number. It's rapid fire the shit in blogs and shit. Alright, come on. I'll probably find them here. No, no, no.
Rapid fire fun for the cast.
Okay.
D-T-Y-D-85.
Poise your initials, nigga.
Rapid fire.
Turn my brightness
up. I'm at that age, too.
Big text.
Yo, I hate when a girl or some hand you they phone and the fucking Turn my brightness up. I'm at that age, too. You got to make it faster.
Yo, I hate when a girl or some hand you they phone and the fucking brightness is all the way down,
conniving hoes.
Fucking conniving hapless.
Turn the fucking brightness up, man.
Rapid fire fun for the cast.
When was the last time you ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?
I ain't gonna let this be a minute for me.
On Crustables count?
I do peanut butter, but I don't put the jelly on my sandwich in quite ain't gonna let it spend a minute for me. On Crustables count? I do peanut butter,
but I don't put the jelly on my sandwich
in quite some time.
It's been a minute for me.
I ain't gonna let it.
But I did a peanut butter sandwich last week.
Peanut butter last week.
I was high and smashed it
about four or five on Crustables.
Last movie that made you cry
that should not have.
Movie is where you throw me off here.
I just cried at the Thriller shit,
the Mike Jackson shit. I cry on everything.
I dropped a thug tear at the end game.
I forgot what I cried.
I cried some shit.
Yeah, something made me tear up.
Dude's dad died or some shit.
That shit fucked me up.
I forgot what that was.
I don't remember.
He said that shouldn't have, though.
I agree with you.
He said that shouldn't have. Tony Stark, agree with you. He said that shouldn't have.
Tony Stark, right?
When Tony Stark?
Yeah.
Come on, man.
Niggas ain't ready for the one man.
Favorite lie about you that the public has ever run with?
For me, in my really downtrodden years, Google still said I was worth three mil.
And I never corrected it.
Just kind of let you guys run in front of it.
I couldn't say there's a favorite lie.
There's no favorite.
The weirdest one was I was engaged to Rip Hamilton, who I'd never met before.
So that was one of the weirdest ones I ever had.
Yeah, that's odd.
Come on, basketball player?
Well, no.
Somebody I'd never met, never been in the same space as.
Did you go to a Pistons game?
No.
I didn't even know who he was
when I heard the rumor.
What about some of the other best guys?
Mine?
That they run with?
Shut up.
I'm ashamed of my family.
What do you want?
I like that shit.
I let them run with it.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't like that,
but they run with it.
You're ashamed of your family?
Yeah.
Ish.
I'm bougie. No, we said lie
My god, what's wrong with you? Niggas only fucking shoot wait wait you wait
This makes annoying is what it but you
This thing is annoying.
He's bougie.
You said your shit?
I didn't even hear.
But he's bougie.
My favorite lie is that I worked at Foot Action.
That they ran with.
Yeah.
They still run with it.
They still believe that shit.
Have you ever took one for the team on a double date? Wait, Parkson has his favorite lie.
I don't know if I got a favorite lie.
Go ahead.
Oh, all right.
Have you ever taken one for the team on a double date?
Hell yeah, unfortunately.
Of course.
Fall on the grenade.
Absolutely not.
I'm gonna grenade for you.
It's a one for this thing.
Have you, and this is the last one,
have you or would you let a significant other
shave a part of your body if it's your
Get the Clippers baby, come on get it
No Oh my God. Bullshit. Hell yeah. I hate y'all. You never took one for the team?
No.
What team? Girls don't do that shit.
Yes, they do.
Yes, the fuck they do.
Oh God, not my fucking crew.
Fuck no.
All right.
Nope, not doing it.
No.
You got a crew?
You need a few more of those character building moments.
All right, leave it alone.
You got a crew, man?
Look, now you get on it.
Look.
She's about to answer you. I saw one of them last night at the restaurant. Alright, leave it alone. You had a crew, man. Look, now you get on it. Look. She's about to answer you.
I saw her when I grew last night at the restaurant.
I was like, that my cousin Doug.
Oh, shit.
Leave that, leave it alone.
That your cousin will get on.
I was happy to see her.
Hm?
I was happy to see her.
We talked, we could.
Yeah.
You just gonna throw her name out there?
You just gotta say her name out there, though?
She was, she said it herself.
No, she said her name. Oh, you weren't here-ish.
She said it herself.
On the pod.
She said, yo, your cousin dubbed me?
Yeah.
To the crowd, to the world.
No, that's not how that went.
She literally had a microphone right beside us.
It wasn't intentional.
Yo, all right.
All right, move it on.
All right, and that was our part of the show.
Stop playing with your homegirls like that. I part of the show. Part of the show.
Stop playing with your homegirls like that.
I don't like that.
Holy shit.
I don't like that.
Stop, and I hope they get mad at you.
Take that back.
Don't say her name.
Let me see if I have something that the people are sleeping alone.
And I'm support Parks racially profiled.
You idiot.
How'd you say that?
Somebody got to tell me.
That guy is crazy. I support whatever Parks did to you.
I'm with him.
Salute.
I did not racially profile. Hardy R. No, I was just saying. Hardy R. Because he said it. No, I'm going to I did not recently profile hardy no I'll
just say RDR because he said it down with a real phone I'll do it too
yo Brenda Lee is cool and all that but the voice dropped that and up that's
just people today come on stop stepping on me one I had a topic that I had to But the voice dropped. Better not. That's your sleeper today?
Come on, start stepping on me, man.
Come on, I had a topic that I had to get out.
You stepping on me.
No, you're so cool.
For real, come on.
He's taking a picture of an Etsy page?
Tell me if you don't want me to do it,
because then I just won't do it.
You stepping on me.
Fuck out.
You got the same sleeper again?
Who?
Ish sent me an Etsy page.
Mel was taking off with the sleepers. then Ish don't never like Mel shining, so
he dead at that run.
It's kind of been the Ish and Mel show for the last few months, I'm totally down with
that.
Ish would kill the sleepers.
I've exhibited greatness enough on these sleepers, man.
Yeah, I've been doing greatness sleepers, for real.
You came here and played some forest shit.
That shit sounded crazy, but other than that.
I didn't know that there was only room for one of those emo sounding songs on Thriller and they was choosing between human nature and some shit called carousel.
Nigga, fuck carousel.
It's about human nature.
I didn't know that.
And I didn't know that Toto had anything to do with human nature.
I learned a lot from that mic.
Don't come here getting on your mic shit.
You know what I mean?
Mic is mic.
Did they ever release carousel?
They did.
It ain't human nature. They could have kept Carousel? They did. It ain't human nature.
They could have kept Carousel.
Carousel that shit out of here.
I always thought Quincy was in there doing his magic, and he was.
But listen.
Take your hat off.
That song would have still been fire without your little horn section.
No, but stop.
Don't do that.
The horns is important.
But Mike was Mike still.
That's why Prince almost shot you, nigga.
All right.
The voice dropped her Christmas album.
I will be playing it this entire month.
She needs no introduction.
She's only one of the greatest voices ever
to grace this planet in most of our lifetimes.
And she did Christmas the right way.
She did it for some of the niggas that, oh my God.
Some of the niggas that might get some pussy on Christmas.
Come on.
Come on, man.
She's wrecking this Christmas party for two.
The Voice.
Let's go, Brandy. You can have me quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet Try to keep this silent like that
Thinking
While everyone is sleeping
We can get it in for the evening
The two of us
Fall back in love
This Christmas
Help me undress, oh yes
I'll be your present, just
Give me your presents, that's
All that I'm asking of you
Take my body boy
You know you got it, just
Look what you started
It's a Christmas party for two
Two, two, two
Look what you started, it's a Christmas party for two
To feel your kisses on my skin
Underneath this mistletoe
I know that I can let you go
Forever baby
Can we start again?
This isn't for pleasing
I know that I need you
Bitch, I just thought about what you said earlier.
You still hang mistletoes?
Never hung a mistletoe in my life.
Oh.
Fall back in love I never hung a missile toward my life.
I used to have one in my pocket once I found out what it meant.
Hey, look what you've started
It's a Christmas party for two, two, two, two
Look what you've got it, it's a Christmas party for two
Everyone's sleeping, it's just you and me
And our fantasies
Let's have a party
I wanna get out of place
Set up place
Put me undressed, oh yes
I'll be your present, just give me your presents
All that I'm asking of you
Take my body, boy, you know you got it
Look what you started
It's a Christmas party for two
Two It's a Christmas party for two Look what you started
It's a Christmas party for two
Look what you started
It's a Christmas party for two
It's a brand new music from Brandy
Featuring absolutely no one
Cause she don't need none of y'all voices
Or nothing that she's ever doing
Miss fuckin' Norwood
Hey man
Christmas album's gonna save the year man
For two
Christmas album's gonna save the year Yo um man. Christmas party for two. Christmas album's
going to save the year.
That sounds great.
Yo, thank you.
I'm saying thank you
like I did it.
What is the extent
of you guys'
Christmas shopping this season?
Don't get me started, bro.
When you say extent,
what you mean?
How many people
you buying for?
Yeah, like how deep
is the list?
It's not super, but...
Super shallow.
The baby pool.
I'm on. Long list for It's not super, but. Super shallow. The baby pool. My mom.
Long list for you?
Longer.
It's not crazy, but mine's not crazy.
Longer as in five or more?
Definitely five.
Add it on to my normal list, you saying?
Oh, you got one of those Christmases.
Yeah, I got one of those Christmases.
You better get outside.
You one of them niggas that.
I'm outside celebrating
they shopping
I'm like damn
these niggas shopping
they shopping shopping
I'm good though
it's just
it's just a lot of people
y'all
looking out for this shit
come on quick answers
I'm like five
five
five six
zero
what
between five and ten
uh
no probably closer to ten
and we're not gonna do
our secret Santa thing here.
Okay.
I'm asking.
Oh, I don't know.
Y'all list sound too long for Secret Santa.
My shit is at probably 12 to 15 people right there,
and I got to show up.
My shit is just.
Well, Merry Christmas to y'all out there.
Ho, ho, ho.
There she go.
Next.
Ice.
Going to Big Jersey, as usual.
My man Big U put out his new project from Vegas,
and his record is called Red Scully Marvin.
We ain't never gonna stop.
Rest in peace, but loud.
Life lessons.
Be God. Right. Sharp. Let's go, Hayes. Rest in peace, Belal Life lessons Be gone
Right
Shaw
Let's go, Hayes
Jovito
Him harder
I'ma always bet on me
Do it for Sean
Yo, yo
Slick
Outside of Regal on a Saturday
On the highway knocking Hathaway
His and her sinks in the master bath, by the way
Watch how you speak about a real one that put
Dick and balls all up in your mouth
I fucked you on my sister couch, bitch you'll never see the house
Cause you ain't nothing caliber
Mind of a scholar dropped out around algebra
Put me in any room and I'll adapt well
Lawrence says send it to the jails, it's gon' sell
Yeah, real rights who I speak for
Empire State on the plates, trunk full of C4
Just left Duna, they was yellin' wait, but I needed mine sooner
I don't follow nothin' but the sooner
Five prayers to the most merciful
Nah, baby, this runs personal
Boy, since the jerseys was reversible
I know why them suckas won't oop me
Cause slick, no groupie And these niggas goofy
It'll break your heart once you notice The game's for the widows, remain focused
Black Mamba's on You can't control nothing that ain't your
own I smell like Touche from Mama Jones
Light sprays round the collar Been about a dollar
Red Scully Marvin Shit make me wanna
Run Been about a dollar Red Scully Marvin, shit make me wanna
Right
A&DC, a New Day Co-op
Courtesy of the mob, M.O.B.
Five
My last snort came from nothing knockin October London
Right a pretty little bitch from LA just as she coming right shit only a three-hour ride her and the girlfriend on slide
I'm gearing up cuz the streets need to vibe the pressures on pressures on I told sad is a lesson in every L
We live and learn bro. We don't fail
Spearing is taught us the best low-teen, Nautica sweat Speaking for a dark place
Surrounded by nothing but death
From Vegas
And that's Red Scully Marvin, Big U
Big Jersey, Big Jersey
Hard, I'm staying in Jersey
That was hard
Freestyle's back
Big U's crazy
Like, for real
Ransom, Evil Ways
Oh yeah, this was
He went too crazy
He went crazy on this yes, sir
We gotta be honest with yourself stop lying to yourself
Yeah
When it comes time to revolt, why would we involve Diddy?
Why and while I'm giving them hell I'm praying that God's with me called Drizzy J Cole Kendrick betcha
They all privy them cute little 16's probably only get Josh
Giddy You know I'm from a dark city, sharks bit
me Think I'm hypnotized, cause I ain't been in
a SUV since we lost Biggie I still got scars with me, that's the devil's
rent Benevolent, I know the smell of dead bodies
but still I'm heaven sent These rappers blowin' hot air but what's never
meant to vent I speak to God in my sleep so every sin I
repent I dreamt
I got a DM from Brian Miller inside a villa, talkin' shit on how I deliver
He ain't all my hired killers, they all sounded like Dwight, you gotta admire niggas
Yeah they murder and shit, but I'm simply rated a hired killer
That's borderline, but I do more than rhyme
I am not human, so I can't be immortalized in these mere mortal's eyes
Y'all ain't tired of all the lies, the shit that got me mortified
My only wish is that more defy
How are you a boss when you're taking orders from corporate guys?
Was never suited so I uprooted and clipped them corporate ties
We need more leaders and less celebs, if that's your bread
A face on the tears, how we respect the dead, can't rest your head
I'm at the gun store, we shoppin' for blue steel I'm too real, so I asked if this ratchet came in a sexy red
Never talk street shit and watch for them pesky feds
Nowadays, these rap niggas rap with a zesty edge
Extra flamboyant, the industry's like a gang And they told me I can't join it
I'm the best and they can't avoid it
But now here we are, I'm at a level so high They can never get near the bar
And there's no barometer you can use to compare to God that I'm choosing to spare the ride
Don't gamble with your life cause you lose when you fear the odds
But I ain't came to preach, they only think I'm raw when I flip and I aim to peace
But if you flip raw then it's war if you came in peace
I talk a little different, I'm appalled when a layman speaks, I'm evolving to say the least
Capisce? You'd hang yourself if to say the least, capiche?
You'd hang yourself if you knew the ropes
Tortured by entourages, go digging strippers and hookah smoke
You do the most, it hurts so bad to find out that you the joke
Be honest with yourself, no more fantasies, don't pursue the hoax Way's Freestyle, which I believe is only in full on YouTube. Bro, he went absolutely crazy on that.
He went crazy, man. And sent it to my phone.
Man, you better stop.
So he left a little beat
for you to get your
eyes off on? Sound like it.
Sound like that's what he was trying to do.
Small shout out to
Ren. I'm staying on Christmas time.
You on my dick.
I'm not. Never one. Nothing pertaining to you. Nothing. I was talking to this nigga on Christmas time. You on my dick. I'm not. Never one.
Nothing pertaining to you.
Nothing, nigga.
I was talking to this nigga on the phone.
Stupid ass nigga.
Look.
You got an Instagram call?
And I sent this,
didn't I send this to you before
this nigga even played
his little bullshit Christmas?
He did.
Well, you sent me an Etsy page.
Well, you can't call Brady bullshit.
Don't do that.
But, or Pinterest, one of them.
The dude's name is John Lindahl.
So it's not Brandy.
And the song is Lonely Christmas.
It's not Brandy, right?
Nope.
Oh, he said that shit confidently.
Now you gave it away.
Oh, shit, this is a live.
A little blue-eyed soul.
There's a lot of white boys and guitars and shit. You sang to me, kissed me sweetly Under mistletoe
That was a long, long time ago
Two, three
Hey
Oh shit, it's my son Ray O I'll be down and out
Another lonely Christmas
You've been gone for some time
That doesn't mean you can't cross my mind
I'm gonna steal your whisper
walk in and hand a new bag
I say you're home right now
I'm in love
another lonely Christmas
Hoping it's only you tight
Hoping to trees night and day Holding you tight It's cool if you like that K-Pop sound Holding you tight
Holding you tight
And when he pulls you close as you dance to all your favorite songs
I hope you forget where we went wrong
You were there, I am here
On and on On and on You were there, I am here All alone
No, this ain't Christmas cheer
Please come home
Cause again I can't stand
Being all alone at Christmas
All alone at Christmas again
Hey, hey, hey
Why'd you leave, girl?
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
They smoke this shit
Let's go, man
They got choreography going on here
They go crazy, these white boys
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh Crazy white boys Oh shit But he's in my heart But I want the world to hear
I know you wrapped his presents baby
But you're still my girl
I swear
Oh shit, now you go to the piano
You said ninth? Huh? Oh, I thought you said ninth on the piano No, no, I you're going to the piano. You said ninth? Huh?
Oh, I thought you said ninth on the piano.
No, no.
I said he went to the piano.
Nah, ain't no ninth here.
A lot of Tims.
I feel like there's going to be a very long vamp at the end of this.
This is John Lindahl, L-I-N-D-A-H-L, Lonely Christmas.
Dare I say he was giving early Michael Jackson vibes?
JT, let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go ahead and say JT.
Imani, thank you. He was giving Justin Timberlake vibes.
I heard that, but Michael inspires.
Like white Michael.
Oh, for fuck's sakes.
Ralph Tresnick.
Justin Timberlake.
Like white Michael.
We don't have to reach that far back.
We can stick to the...
Let's go in.
Realistic expectations here.
He was going to make it a white Christmas.
That was low.
That was low.
That was nasty.
That was low. Nig low nigga what the hell
I don't care
I don't care
I'm shooting at that nigga
I don't give a fuck
if y'all helping him
I don't need no help
then why do you keep helping
nobody helping
just have your vest on
you got a boy
I'm talking to him
wait have your vest on
when I shoot
what you said
have your vest on
have your vest on
when he shoots
what's the four replay it for us of course I did okay alright it's called Say My Name Again Have your vest on. Have your vest on when he shoots.
What's it for?
Replay it for us.
Of course I did.
Okay, all right.
It's called Say My Name Again by Inu.
Okay.
You heard it before?
That's right, when she put the head in.
You heard it before, That's right when she put the head in. You heard it before, Mel?
She put the head in, he's tired.
I know you're gonna be hearing your Sleevers.
I know you're gonna be hearing your Sleevers.
Don't even count now that we know you so close to the originals.
Don't even count now that we know you so close to the originals.
What the fuck?
We didn't play anything like this.
I think the D-
So this is D-Nice playlist?
Yeah, D-Nice was sending male joints in her text.
Yeah, I'm sure.
I don't think it was Stretch.
There's been a little more bars out here
from some Stretch.
And this is more Clark.
Oh, so it's Clark Kent.
Nobody sent me to shit.
That's the best take for it. I've heard that this year.
Some good strolling music?
I thought you were taking a runway. I see you talking, see the things that I do Someone, just say, can you keep up? Cause when you open that door, you gon' be stuck And I'ma have to make ya say my name again
Girl, say my name, oh girl, say my name, cause you know
Now let's play those games again Girl we go, let's get it on
You see what I'm seeing, that's all
Oh, I'm adamant
Get your ass over here Tell what you're about me alone
You leave someone around me alone
Say I love you, you're gonna be tested
You hit in the nose like you're Patsy
The best Yo, you got an alter ego or something?
I think that's it.
Whoa.
That is, I believe it's in you.
There's a lot of umlauts And dots Going on here
Say my name again
It was fine
What?
Umlaut
Like little dots above the letters
No that shit was crazy
I don't care how it's spelled
That shit was nuts
Yeah I don't know how to pronounce that
There's an umlaut above the N
I don't know how you say that
Anyway
That was tough
Good sleepers everybody
Yeah man
Alright
Before we go I want to shout out That was tough. Good sleepers, everybody. Yeah. All right.
Before we go, I want to shout out this podcast.
Play a little clip.
Okay.
Shout out to Two Bears, One Cave podcast.
The guys over there, Two Bears, One Cave.
But a lot of people came after Joe Budden came after.
I think Joe Budden did.
Came after who?
Okay, there's another guy.
I would never want to smoke from his fans.
Joe Budden fans.
Joe Budden does not give a fuck.
Do you think he knows who we are?
No idea.
Yes, Tom Segura.
Yeah, probably.
Tom Segura.
He's great on podcasts.
Yeah. He doesn't give a fuck about,
he'll say what he thinks.
I curb my opinion based on my career.
There's things that I.
That's funny.
That's funny.
That's hilarious.
That'd be a fly crossover pod to do.
It would.
We should do that.
That would 100% be fly.
And truth be told, having i'm pretty filtered man
hey yeah did the originals play this not that i know of it was such a mess
everything's a blur. Everything's a blur, probably.
That's hate.
Rest in peace, Tony Thompson.
Ego. Rest in peace, Tony Thompson. Here you go.
All summer long, we've been together.
And I never felt so good.
Thank you for listening.
I went with you.
Thank you for dedicating some time out of your week to fuck with us.
We appreciate that.
Yes, we do.
Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there till the next time I bid you would do
farewell adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye
and when we're alone I know we're in love
and I can't get out of your life
The way you kiss me when we're playing the kissing game
The way you kiss me when we're playing the kissing game
Rock on, that's where I'ma end your whole life in the 80s
That's where I'ma end Rock on, whole life
Why don't you just leave him alone?
I've been there, I heard it too many times
He can't fuck with me
I don't care about
Nothing you saying
I don't care about
Nothing you saying
I've been there too many times
I heard what I needed to hear
The 80s segment
Is where I'ma end
Your entire life
And the 70s
You don't really go
I mean
90s babies niggas man
Stop playing with me
Fuck what you talking about
Been a distant blue
Been young and hard and breaking too
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
We'll always be
Let's go, Ish
I heard something in there
I heard him
No way
Kiss me when we're playing Remember the baddies are insecure The stagnant women wanna travel I heard him. I heard him. I heard him. I heard him. I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
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I heard him.
I heard him.
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I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him.
I heard him. I heard him. I heard him. I heard him. I heard him. I just wanna use you for a ride to the club Or 90 grand
Or 90 grand
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Leave her alone.
I learned you a lesson.
Nope.
If you lucky, I ain't bumping no at a Goldfinger party.
You can kiss me when we're playing the kissing game
In all my sports
If you lucky, I was broke back then. When we're playing the kiss again Oh my Oh, oh, oh
You lucky I was broke back then.
Goldfinger was having parties this summer.
You there, huh?
I went to a couple.
Oh, shit.
She stay in that bag.
She stay in the bag that's meant for her, boy.
It's your contact box.
What that was you did?
Your contact box and your shit fell out.
Your nigga's contact bit. What that was you did? Your contact bars and shit fell out. Yo, when niggas contact me,
they go,
That's discrimination.
Parks, we've definitely done some discriminating this part.
Absolutely.
And I'm sure some of it will be left in,
so fuck it, man.
Fuck it.
We leave a little bit of it there now.
Hey, a little bread trail.
Just in case.
Shout out to Price Picks.
Greatest company on earth.
I don't give a fuck what them fans say.
I don't give a fuck what them fans say.
I'm going to stop waiting for you.
Oh, you did it.
I got you.
Thank you.
Good job, Z.
Make sure to hold.
When it comes to sponsorship, you want to take it home.
I missed that one.
I like it.
I like the sponsorship.
Your boss fucked you.
You're fucking right.
You're fucking right.
Hey.
Anybody doing anything fun this week?
No.
I didn't think about that.
Might be outside.
We'll see.
Working out.
Christmas shopping, nigga.
You better get out there.
No, I've been started.
Oh, you probably do your online shit, right?
Some of it.
I was out.
I was out in the stores this weekend.
And I know that part of the show went the
way it went but but your girls kiss shit to talk to me I mean leave the youth
summit why people never play back get this serious bullshit out of here
Get this serious bullshit out of here, man. I play all the time.
Man, if Teddy Riley don't knock it off, what the fuck is he doing?
I do like this shit, though.
Goat.
That's Teddy Riley?
The Teddy Riley babyface verses was all R&B.
Except for the show.
Except for the show.
I don't like to talk about their verses.
You're the star of the show.
Fuck you.
Sorry.
J-B-P. J-B-P. Oh wait don't end yet Don't end yet
This is breaking news
Jonathan Majors
Told his wife's girlfriend
She need to be like
Coretta Scott King
And Michelle Obama
And make sacrifices for him
Because he's a great man
Oh I agree with that
Y'all
Y'all disagree with that?
All right, fuck it.
Let me get to drama.
All right, bye.
See, it wasn't just you.
What?
No, Joe Biden.
You told him.