The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 682 | "Silent D"

Episode Date: December 9, 2023

In the latest episode, the JBP discusses Keith Lee doing food reviews in New York (47:47) before turning to the pod’s reactions to the NBA’s In-Season Tournament (1:02:06). In new music, James Fauntleroy drops a Christmas project (1:11:35) and Nicki Minaj drops ‘Pink Friday 2’ (1:18:39). QueenzFlip responds to the latest internet drama aimed at them (1:29:30), Russell Simmons breaks his silence (2:01:58), quick hits (2:34:26), and much more!    Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden   Sleeper Picks:  Joe | Usher & H.E.R. - “Risk It All” Ice | Ryan Blades - “Water Bed” Parks | AZ & Mumu Fresh - “Amazing” Ish | Tone Stith - “Smoking In The Park (Paradise)” Melyssa | Lolo Zouaï - “Lava Lamp”

The thoughts, views, and opinions expressed by this podcast, as well as its hosts, are for entertainment purposes only. I repeat, it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing, revealing, indicting, or telling you anything about themselves. Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals who do not have your best interests at heart. Or our own. Enjoy the show. Aw, you can't do that. You can't do that, Ish. Yo, I'm ready.

Are you ready? I'm ready. He ready for me. Don't start. I'm telling you. Listen, I know you been on a Lil Paul's ass tour. Uh-oh. Not Lil. Not Lil. I know you been on a Lil.

That's hate. A Lil. That is hate. That is hate. That's hate. Lil. Lil. Lil. Not Lil. I know you've been on a Lil. That's hate. A Lil. That's hate. That's hate. Lil. Lil. Lil.

Lil. That's like when your girl do that. Be like, yeah, I see you Lil. It's always Lil. What if some of it is Lil? Doesn't matter. I checked this morning. I was so glad one of them shits was Lil.

I was like, yep. Nigga, take that 11K and move. Go ahead. Still hate. I'm sorry. That's nasty. What's 11K? That's fucked up.

Views. Oh, views? You better be more in tune with your stuff. Oh, me? See, and I said, I got a clip I'm going to play. I said, I've been sitting a whole weekend with this. I've been doing like this for days. When it come over here, it's pretty good.

And when it come over here, ooh. That nigga still got it. So I'm prepared for all fronts today. I'm just letting everybody here know it's a great weekend coming. Baby-free weekend. I'm in the streets. Yeah, son. What the fuck?

You looking forward to the baby-free weekend. Baby-free weekend. I'm in the streets. Yeah, son. The fuck? You looking forward to them baby free weekends. Baby free weekends. Whew. Yeah, fuck ideas. Hmm. That door keeps slamming fast. Faster, faster? Like Indiana Jones?

Like, all right, but dang. Yeah, dang. You know what I mean? She's minding her business. Then you always got to wonder, too, when your baby mom's In too good of a mood Like you was just mad this week

Don't try to be my friend now What happened? What the fuck going on In your life? You know what happened And yay Yeah I want Parks to have a baby

So bad I do So you learn about all the The shit that comes with it? I do yeah It's gonna be a whole different Ball game That's facts It's coming It's going to be a whole different ballgame. That's facts.

It's coming. It's coming. That's facts. Yeah, don't take your time. I'll do you. Oh, no, Rush. Rush? Rush, nigga.

How strong are Rims jeans? Because we was just talking about white babies. Yo, listen. You 40, dog. Chasing these little motherfuckers. I'm telling you, bro. Nigga, Rush. you 40, dog. Uh-huh. Chasing these little motherfuckers. I'm telling you, bro, like, nigga, rush. Nah. All right.

We got to deal with this motherfucking. Bro. I got a family member with a white baby. That baby is white. Yo. Almost. Thanksgiving almost. Killed your family?

Oh, shit. Thanksgiving almost became your family oh shit Thanksgiving almost became a frenzy oh my god that baby is so why she's beautiful though beautiful beautiful yo Corey shut the fuck up

yo what's wrong oh my god white babies be extra white my baby like pinkish it depends cause some white people God. White babies be extra white. My baby like pinkish. It depends because some white people be mad yellowy pale. Some of them be a little pink.

That's true. Parks got the little red pinky undertones. It's different, yo. It's a whole different. Some motherfuckers look like peace. It's different. There's different whites. I'm telling you. Many shades of white.

Many shades of white, yeah. This falls under the foul of jokes that black people can make but white people can't make. Absolutely. If they reverse this for us, it would be hell. It would be hell. There's black babies too now, but all right. Yo, yo, yo.

I keep trying to tell y'all to do it. There's been a few black babies born where we did that little huddle on the side of the room. Like, well, give it six months at least. If you have to wait a few months. Look, one of my exes used to be like, I can't lie to nobody and tell them they baby cute. She said, yo, she's either ugly baby. She'd be like, oh, look at the little feet.

I'm not saying they cute. I'm like, yo, what the fuck are you talking about yo you're gonna have a long day when your ex start a podcast I meant to call you

and tell you that but since I'm here I might as well say it on air when your ex start a podcast you can't go on podcast

and say I was with a girl for X amount of years whose pussy was medium or whatever the fuck you say

you can't say that You can't say that. You can't say that. It wasn't even about that. I know, but you... It was a... Yo, it's nuanced. Yo, it's nuanced. My point was,

I was with somebody that I love dearly and their sex wasn't amazing. The girl was saying, basically, you got no nigga going to marry you unless you got A1.

You can't say that. Yeah, that's not true. And I said that ain't true. Fuck we talking. That's the conversation, bro. You still can't say that. And to any of the women out there that I have

given bad dick to in the past, hold it down. Or not. Or not. I don't give a fuck. Stop it. Stop it.

Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. Stop it. You can say it. Yeah, I don't care. Somebody can come out tomorrow and say, yo, that nigga is trash. And I know you sitting here capping with your Freddie Jackson head ass.

That's not true. You would hate it if you had bad dick resonance. That's not true. I'm about to tell you. I've given out some bad meat. Every nigga in this room has given out some bad meat. You do. And every nigga on here has had something bad on their credit report.

That don't mean we ain't call a nigga like, yo, see that shit right there? I need that to come off. How long I gotta wait? The only way you can wait that seven years is if you double back and knock her fucking head off. And sometimes you've given out some bad meat and might not got a second shot. You can't say, yo, I was with

a girl for X amount of years and her pussy wasn't all that. That's all I'm saying. That's all On a podcast. That's all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. It sounds crazy. That's all I'm saying. That's a little crazy. It sounds crazy.

It's a little crazy. Even though everybody understands the message, it sounds crazy. Hey, yo, dog. Yeah, you said the right thing. Do you know some of the shit you say on this podcast, my nigga? Word. Please. I won't do it.

White babies. You my man and I love you. I won't do it. You just talking about the white baby. Push pause. Now I'm going to let you see if I can say it. Now you stealing my move, dog. I'm not tired of you. I'm tired of you. You my son about the white baby. Push pause. Now I'm going to let you see if I can say it. Now you stealing my move though. I'm not tired of you.

I'm tired of you. You my son. You stealing my pause move. No, this is a broadcast. I know, but you stealing my move. Come on, pause it. Stop, son. That is absolutely fire.

We are back from the pause. We're back. This shit made an example. That was comedic genius. That was also comedically fucked up, bro. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? My nigga.

Hold on. We're not doing this pandering shit. Does Joe sound nuts saying that? He does. Yes. Your point was.

Parks. Hold on. Hold on. Stop. I want to hear from Parks Valley. Does he sound like a fucking menace to society

saying that? Yeah, that's a little funny. Now, can I talk? Can I talk? Can I say something now? Can I talk? Can I say something? I'm with the bullshit

on a Friday. Me too. Can I go? I'm ready. Hold on. Let me go. But my point is off of his point. You started by saying it's going to be a field day when his ex started a podcast because

there's stuff that you can't say, right? Yes. That point that he made, if that's made, that's worse than whatever he said. But he wasn't being funny. He wasn't being funny. Cat, cat, cat. You are bugging. Cat, cat.

Which one is more inappropriate? You think it's funny to the person under the blossom? Can I make a point? The person under here, you think it's funny? Can the new boys debate couch? Maybe. Shut the fuck up. I'm listening to you.

What I'm saying is this. Then why he ain't say it? Go ahead. He said it. I'm arguing Park's point. Why y'all won't let us do this? Y'all scared to death. Nobody's scared of nothing.

Rock out. The art. The art. point why y'all won't let why y'all won't let us do this y'all scared the death nobody's scared of nothing the art the art is getting away with it that's the art yo that sound crazy stop no i didn't that's not that's not even from me some nigga like langston hughes or somebody said that don't make me go in here but that was like the art the art in it i'm telling you is getting away with it one what i said comedic genius brilliance brilliance on display uh i can make 50 bits out of that and i found a way to get it off on air two i still speak to the person i'm with the person that's a fact okay that's we love each other that's different if you what are we talking about i'm a representation of her she's a fact. Okay, that's different. We love each other. That's different. What are we talking about? I'm a representation of her. She's a representation of me at all times.

That is totally different than her and I breaking up, going our separate ways for Mad Long, and then me getting on a podcast and for educational purposes just to reinforce a point

brings some shit up. I don't even see how y'all put that in the same ballpark. I'm all ears. I'm all ears. What he said was way how y'all put that in the same ballpark. I'm all ears. One, what he said was way more vague than what you did the example. There's absolutely nothing vague about

I was with somebody for the specific amount of years that I was with this person. Could have been with somebody else the same amount of time. But he wasn't. She don't know that. But the person that was does. And she don't know that. And I started with.

She don't know that. Come on, don't make me turn up on you. She know everything about you, nigga. No, she don't. She. She don't know that. Come on, don't make me turn up on you. She know everything about you, nigga. No, she don't. She know math, right? She would be incorrect. She would be incorrect. Oh, now you about to talk about when you was nine years old.

No, I'm not. All right, whatever. But anyway, what I'm saying is this. Bro. I'm ready for you today, yo. You starting this. I'm ready for you today. But I'm telling you, I'm locked and loaded.

Which one is more inappropriate? Parks, don't give me no comedic shit. I said what you said. If you're the person that suffered that or went through that particular incident, you don't give me no comedic shit. I said what you said. If you are the person that suffered that or went through that particular incident, you not looking at that like comedic genius.

I have consent. But he has consent, though. I have consent. Cool, all right. You got consent. I love consent. But his is worse than yours. Consent is so sexy.

Exactly. His is worse than yours. That consent shit is sexy. Or think about the other people that just endorsed it. We started this podcast. I promise you. I promise you.

Think about the other people. I'm just here. I'm ready for this shit. I'm right, right? His would be worse than yours. He always say you right, nigga. Y'all grew up next to each other. I don't always say he's right.

I just say what's right is right. The Newark boys is a thing. I don't do that. The Newark boys is a thing. You made it a thing. It's not true. It's another narrative. But it's a thing.

No, it's not. Y'all not both from Newark? No, he's not from Newark. He's not from Newark. He's not from Newark. He's from Hillside. Where you got shot at? Newark.

That's it. So that He's not from North. He's not from North. He's from Hillside. Where you got shot at? North. That's it. So that's where you're from. That's where you're at. That's like where you went to high school. East Orange. North. Fuck out of here. I'm not fucking with you.

He turned it into North. If your DNA is in the streets. You got to find some inspiration. If your DNA is on the block, that's where you're from? Yeah, that's where you're from. They playing with me on a Friday night. So when them niggas bust your head in Brooklyn, that's where you're from? How's everybody doing?

How's everybody doing? Matt, what's good? How's everybody doing? How's everybody doing? How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? Y'all good? Y'all good? What's up? Wake it up. Wake it up. Wake it up. Energy up. Energy up. Energy up. Pod posture up. Pod posture up. Tonality up. Tonality up.

What we doing here, huh? Wake it up here. I got to set the mood. Y'all want me to start with some Womack and Womack or M.O.P.? What the fuck is we doing here? Tell me the vibe we on. I could easily cue up any of y'all. Fizzy Womack. I could easily cue up any of y'all.

Shout out to Fizzy Womack. How about some hardcore, some lock shit real quick? The freestyle, top of the stage, center of the stage. What's up? Do it, nigga. Oh, you want them to play about me, nigga? I ain't you. I ain't Maya Angelou.

So let's do it. I ain't you, nigga. I'm not Langston. You, I'm not none of them niggas. I don't go on YouTube with poems. I'm not with none of that spoken word shit. I get right to it. What's up?

You also get right to it. And I don't give a fuck about none of these niggas. What we doing? You also get right to it. What we doing? You also get right to it. What we doing? Let me finish.

You also get right to editing, nigga. I will survive. You also get right to editing. What this nigga said in his poem? You also get right to it. I love you. You don't. You, it's about us. Hey, yo, here's the fucking problem. Now I'm about this poem. You also I love you. You know you it's about Today for playing around. What's up?

What we doing here? Don't let me get to talking. Don't let me get to talking. Don't get me started either, nigga. You see what's on the board, nigga? You see what's on the board,

nigga? That was a quick little fake out. That was a quick little bring it back in. Put your gas flip up for real, though. You ready to go. That's him, nigga.

I didn't have therapy yesterday. I got a stretch appointment Sunday. I got all types of healthy self-preservation shit going on. That's him nigga. I don't know I didn't have therapy yesterday. I got a stretch appointment son I got all types of healthy Crazy I do have a job to do and I mean niggas do be throwing the fastball right over to play for me I'm Barry Bonds Mickey Manner with this shit. So sometimes it's about Getting to walk You just use sometimes it's about getting four pitches

And just walking to the first base man So yeah, I mean I got some even got, you know what I mean? So, you know what I mean? I got some Nikki queued up. It's a vibe. Baby free week. Come on, man. Stop playing with me. Stop playing with me.

End of the year. Kicked ass this year. Stop playing, man. Clap it up for y'all. Clap it up for y'all. Fuck out of your parts. Yeah, nah, I kicked ass this year. You know what I mean?

Contracts and stuff. Niggas banging me over the A body. We did. Y'all niggas did your parts. Yeah, now I kicked ass this year. You know what I mean? Contracts and stuff. Niggas banging me over the head. Hey, buddy, we did. Your niggas did your thing. Niggas did their thing this year.

Niggas did their thing. You look hopefully happy today. I'm in the best mood ever. We know. I know. I'm in the greatest of moods. I know. For everything.

For everything. Let's get to the show because I got a lot to say. All right, good. Let me see if I got something in the phone. Mel, you look gorgeous as always. I know. For everything. For everything. Let's get to the show because I got a lot to say. Alright, good. Let me see if I got something in the phone. Mel, you look gorgeous as always. Amazing. Thank you. Let me see. I'm playing with him today, right, Mel? Mel look like a backup singer, nigga,

from back in the day. Look good. She came out with a first date dress on. Nah, you can't joke with Mel, nigga. Fall back. That ain't first date, though. Definitely not the first date. Nah, that ain't first date. Third date. It might be that third date dress. That third date dress when you know, yeah, you had two successful dates. He's so foul.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There goes some nigga I followed, man. My algorithms hurt my brain. Two angels on either side of me. One side telling me, why don't you just do whatever you got to do to win? All these ruthless people out here who will lie, cheat, manipulate. They get all the attention. They get all the success. And they do it in these ruthless, out here who will lie, cheat, manipulate. They get all the attention. They get all the success.

And they do it in these ruthless, manipulative ways. And I have the skills to be able to do it too. And it's tempting because it's what people want anyways. And it gets rewarded. But then on the other hand, I got that other angel telling me, will you be able to live with yourself knowing you won in this way? I have these moral quandaries. Shut the fuck up, nigga.

That's my man, too. I followed him, whoever he is. But my two voices go different than all that Howard shit he talking about. Shut it up, nigga. All right, let me see. What am I doing here? Let me start for real. About yourself when you're trying to lose weight, even places you're not expecting to.

I was at a party the other night. I was getting real drunk. I was getting real wasted. My friend comes out with a breathalyzer test. And he's like, let's blow into this, let's see who the drunkest is. It's like, fine, we can do that, but one of our friends is an alcoholic, so he's going to win. But of course we all blow into it, and of course the alcoholic,

his name's Pete, he wins, he blows a.20. Right, a couple DUIs in the room. Yeah. Yeah, that's like 2% of your blood is alcohol. He's essentially a Michelob Ultra at that point. And was just like, yeah, Pete. So fucked up. Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete.

No one's like, damn, we should get this. I love a good white boy party, yo. Doesn't cross anybody's mind. And that's when I realized I'm super envious of alcoholics. Right? Because that's the only disease that gets glorified that way. That's never happened to my disease. That's never happened to my addiction.

I'm never going to be at a party and some guy comes out with a stethoscope and a Velcro cuff. I'm never gonna be at a party and some guy comes out with a stethoscope and a Velcro cuff. Let's get everybody's blood pressure! Stop, stop, stop, stop. 190 over 90, holy shit. I'm just shotgunning Yoo-Hoos the whole time. Now, I mean, some of us in here still got that Queens energy on us. I fly with the stars in the skies.

I am no longer trying to survive. I believe that life is a poem. I am a showman. You know what's so crazy Yeah, I know nigga I'm right the best thing is for you to do is get at your niggas up here cuz you know You can't get at nobody else sucker. I'm on your fucking ass, nigga. I'm on your ass. Keep playing with me. Yeah. Get at me.

That's the safest route. But know this dead end comes with a lot of shit. Slow the fuck down, Peter Pan. All right. You learn me. You learn me. I'm just going to in store. I'm sorry. Who's your best? Mic check. Mic check.

One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two. Shout out to the barbs out there. What's good? To live doesn't mean you're alive Don't worry about me and who I fire I get what I desire, it's my empire And yes, I pull the shots, I am the umpire I sprinkle holy water upon the vampire In this very moment, I'm king In this very moment, I spread the news In this very moment, I bring Put it on everything And I will retire with the crown

No, I'm not lucky, I'm blessed, yes Clap for the heavyweight champ, me But I couldn't do it all alone, we Young money raised me, grew up out in Baisley Southside Jamaica, Queens and it's crazy Cause I'm still hood, how we would turn change me Shout out to my haters, sorry that you couldn't face me Ain't being cocky, we just vindicated

Best believe that when we done this moment we'll be syndicated I don't know, it's not just for secrets Everything made the problem me of Put your drinks up It's a celebration every time we link up We done did everything they could think of Greatness is what we wanna bring up Greatness is what we wanna bring up

That I could have this moment for life That I could have this moment for life Big quaint, big quaint For life I'm giving you the blueprint. I'm giving you the blueprint Hey! Yeah! I just wanna live This is my moment and I just feel so good I just wanna live I just wanna live

I just wanna live I tell em hey Ay yo, look like I'm goin' for a swim Dunked on em now I'm swingin' off the rim Bitch ain't comin' off the bench While I'm comin' off the court fully drenched Here goes some hater rain, get your thirst quenched Style doing em in this birdberry trench These birds copy every word, every inch But gang gang got the hammer and the wrench I pull up in that quarter, milli up the lot

I'm just a child, he finds like I forgot Show up to everybody and love this, let's do it up, up, up Ain't pushing out his babies, tell he bout it right Ay, yo, I been on, bitch, you been conned Bentley 10 song, Fendi Prince song I mean,'ve been stoned X-Men been stoned He keep on dollin' Nicki

Like the Prince song I-I-I've been conned Bitch you been conned Bentley's hence on Fendi prints on Ayo I've been on Lara been caught Play say Chang-li

Drop your bins off No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, All right. I can tell none of you have ever been a part of the 106 and Park audience. Oh, my. Oh, my God. Bad story. Oh, my God. What is going on in here? It's Friday, man.

Yeah. Loosen up. Loosen it up. Loosen the fuck on in here? It's Friday, man. Yeah, loosen up. Loosen it up. Loosen the fuck up in here today. Yes, sir. On 106, they had a guy come out. Don't make Terrence, my man Terrence. Salute to Terrence.

He be listening sometimes. Just some guy. Good. That ain't going to cut it. I'm not even shooting, bro. I'm telling you, your ton tonality your voice is low you mumbling you don't sound the clip in mail before I forced her what we was talking about off mic ice and I we somehow ish versus dr. Umar and how we

think that would go mm-hmm we had a real discussion about it ice and i were on one side of the fence issues on another still on that side uh but one of my points was it's not just about the education and the facts it's about uh the entertainment factor being performative being clear being you know your body language all of of that shit. And Isha, you got all that shit down to a T. I didn't say that. I said, why do you think I can't do those things if I have to? Oh, I answered him. Don't look at me.

I did answer him. And what did you say? I said, I don't doubt Brother Isha's ability to do those things, but have I seen evidence that he can do it on a consistent basis? No. things but have I seen evidence that he can do it on a consistent basis no and three I don't know if I don't know if he can do it at the magnitude that you would need to do it against someone like dr. Umar who's pretty experienced got a lot of years in and the performative side of things not just his facts and a part like you got a state able to do that while he cooking you.

Yeah, you got to stay composed. I know you was on the debate team. I don't sleep on you. I don't sleep on you. Why do you think, one, he would cook me? Number two, I would agree with 90% of the shit he says. Oh, no, no.

It's over. He got it. It's tricky. When it it. He said 10%. It's tricky. Yeah, but don't cop the plea. Yeah, when it's war time, it's war time. He's not my enemy. Oh, you wrote a poem, too?

No. It's not him, it's you. I got to find some poetry, Bob Ghost. Hit him up. Hit him up with my poetry. Fuck you talking about. Hey, there you go. There you go.

Watch this. Watch this. Watch this. I would actually like to see you and Dr. Umar kind of go off against each other. That's what I keep saying. Well, with the 10%. If Dr. Umar and I sat on a camera for an hour. Do you think it would be enough rising?

Pause. I'm happy to see you, Flip. We'll fuck you up. Why? What'd I do? What's happening here? I don't know. They're talking over you. Sorry, Flip. We'll fuck you up. Why? What'd I do? What's happening here? I don't know. They're talking over you. Sorry, man.

No, it's okay. I know. Yeah, no, I think you'd do very well. Thank you. I do. Do you think? I'm hating on that. Missy is good.

So now I'm in hot water. You on this nigga's side? Do you think he would come out the victor? What's wrong with you? I couldn't You think he would come out the victor? Yo, what's wrong with you? I couldn't necessarily say who would come out the victor. That's the entertainment value. Mel loves you, yo. She be trying to hold you down.

Yeah, I ain't going to lie. Mel holds you down. Mel holds you down. She does. More than the rest of the cast, for sure. I think Dr. Umar would pick the whole bakery up and crack it on you. You would? I'm just saying.

I think Umar would serve him up oven high, 550. I got Ish back in this one. You think Ish cooks Dr. Umar? Yeah. Nah. Y'all crazy as hell. Why do you think that? I told you why.

Because I'm not informative? Well, that's one of the things you're going to need. You seen me get my muffin crack before? Yeah. Who? Nigga, where do opioids come from? Opioids.

Opioids, there's a few that you never, you know what I mean? You left it on the table. Look, now he mad at me. Stop. Forget it, yo.

I'm not even remote. I'm here to be friendly today. I'm not even I'm not even none of this stuff but no still I'm gonna say this in closing I'm done with you versus Dr. Umar

what I said about Umar Umar's belief that we can't do nothing with white people if we do that then we

relinquish our our wealth and we transfer it to he got a few of them my like my cousin kind of beliefs out there so that's where fuck y'all 90 i think that's the 10 that's where the 10 10 is gonna get 100 of the debate is what i'm saying it might even be five percent so he can feel that way i'm not opposed to him but but but don't know don't tell him what you said back

because that's going to blow you yeah don't tell no chill chill don't do that what you said back, because that's going to blow your... Don't tell him. No, chill, chill. Don't do that. Ish did have a rebuttal for that. I don't want him to expose it in the event that Dr. Umar sees him in Wawa one day. What episode is this? 682. Welcome to episode 682 of the Joe Budden Podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored, happy to be here, host Joe

Button here with a few of my nearest and dearest, the beautiful, the amazing, the ever so lovely Mel Ford is here. Big Mel Ford, don't you ever get that fucked up out there, make some fucking noise out there. Here we go, that's number one. Thank you. Look at that. Get that, nigga. Get that.

I'm ready. That's not me. That's not me. Oh, you don't have headphones on. That's not me. I hear it. I hear it. Hailing from Queens.

Lending it to farmers, to be exact. Huh? Huh? Look. The web and nitty error to be. Come on, what the fuck they talking about out there, huh? The one, the only, one of the most legendary poets to ever face, ever walk the earth. Harvard School of Literature. Alumni, y'all, come on.

One of the greatest spoken word artists to ever exist. The Magnificent Door. Big. Queens flip. No, no, no, no. Snap it up. Snap it up. Snap it up. Snap it up a flip. Snap it up a flip. Snap it up a little bit. I can't even snap. You got pole farts?

Nigga, yeah, park, turn that on. I'm not good because you told me to. My man, my main man. How you feeling? How you feeling? How you doing? I feel great. I feel great.

You looking good? You smelling good? You look like you ready for war, even though you got the Miri sneakers on. If a nigga come to fight in Miri sneakers, it's like the nigga come to basketball court. We have on the board flip ISO. I have a lot to say. Oh yeah, you did write that. You have a whole section to myself, so. No, he ran in, grabbed the marker,

wrote that, and he sat down. He did. He didn't even dap nobody up. So that ISO is whenever you want it. Just cue it up. Okay. Cue it up. And I'ma go stand baseline three.

Baseline three, right? Like this, though. Like this, hands up, though. Feet set? Yeah, just in case. Just in case it might come to me. No edits today. Well, we'll see.

We do have a very surprise pick kind of day. Oh, yeah. Hey! That's a a surprise pick kind of day. Oh, yeah. Hey! That's a nice surprise pick! Yeah. I hit it. Oh, my god. Yeah.

Yeah. Ice made some money. Ice made some money. Let's go, Ice. Yo, send me some of your picks, too. Send me some picks. Don't keep the picks to yourself now if you're hitting. I'm going Halliburton everything.

Fuck it. Big, big... This nigga made me so mad sometimes. You got three names? You made me so mad, man. My main man is here, huh? Over 20 years in this thing called Life Together.

It's my man, man, man right here. I don't play about him. I hope he feels the same about me, man. Make some noise for Antoine Ish. Make some noise. Antoine Ish. Yeah.

You know, when the niggas start making appearances other places, they start using they like, I'm Antoine. They start using they real name. Like, when rappers

start acting, then they put they real name in the shit. The Ish is in parentheses in the middle. Like, he doing that now. Professionally known. He doing that now. Running from Umar name in the shit. Yeah. The ish is in parentheses in the middle. Like, he doing that now. Professionally known. He doing that now.

Running from Umar and Ebony K. Williams. Running from him. There's a list of people. What's that other girl? Candace Owens? There's a few people that you... There's another one

he run from. Yeah, Ernie Alicia. Oh, shit. Who I'm running from? Look, Newark boys. Why you can't say it? We on a broadcast. I'm not going to say her name. Because it's Newark boys. No, I ain't got nothing to do with Newark boys, why you can't say it? We on a broadcast. I'm not going to say

her name. Because it's Newark boys. No, I ain't got nothing to do with Newark boys. You can bleep it out. Oh yeah, let's bleep it. Sure. You run from that

smoke. She'll clean you up. I don't even know her. That's why I said bleep it out. I don't even know that young lady. Why you think she'll

wash me up? I don't even know where she is. It don't matter. Joe Button already went to the bathroom to get the comment. I put comment all over that man.. Why you think she'll wash me up? I don't even know who she is. It don't matter. Joe Budden already went to the bathroom. We'll get the comment. We'll put comment all over that, man.

Scrub that shit right the fuck out of here. You shouldn't be. Mr. Clean? You stupid. Yeah, from Ajax in the tub. I used to get in the tub. Bitch, you can't bugle me, yo. Joe.

Nah, we fought already too much. We got to save our next fight for somewhere. You don't steal by comment. It's mean, nigga. Who are you talking to? Wait, what's wrong with comment? You don't. No, you know.

That ain't what he's saying. Oh. I was about to say, dog. No, because it's somewhere around, I want to say, 95 maybe everybody kind of got off of the comment. But not the real niggas that knew about comment. If you know about comment, you never stop buying comment. Yeah, you never. So he tried to play me with my cleaning knowledge,

is what he tried to do. Okay, okay. Because Ish already said that he believes that he cleans better than me. I think that's blasphemous. We'll get to it later. Mel, who you got in that one since you got Ish against Umar?

Oh, boy. I mean, he just really had the vacuum out literally five minutes ago, and I was like, everything's gone. He just was vacuuming away. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay.

Okay. I see what's going on. I see what's going on. I see what's going on out there. You like this vacuuming style? I thought it was ass. That's how it came up. I thought it was horrible, but it's fine. Salutation. Oh, wait. I ain't even done. Big freeze. Big ice.. I thought it was horrible, but it's fine. Salutation.

Oh, wait. I ain't even done. Big Freeze. Big Ice. Big Freeze is here. Y'all know the fucking vibes. Parks is here. Corey's here.

Poe is here. Erickson is here. Tanner and Savon, hopefully, are somewhere by remote thinking of an amazing title for this amazing episode. Starting early, huh? Get them wheels turning. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling? How's everybody feeling?

How was your week? How's your text inbox? How's your DMs? How's the hidden messages? Everything is great, man. I got to tell y'all something funny. How's your dating site? Something funny happen?

Yeah, man. So I'm out with my mom a couple days ago. Taking her. She wanted to go shopping. Shout out to my mom. Shout out to moms. So we in the spot. And we up at the register. She said something go shopping. Shout out to my mom. Shout out to moms. So we in the spot. And we up at the register.

She said something to me. So the lady thought she was talking to her. So my mom goes, no, I'm talking to my son. Lady's like, your son? I would have thought that you were his daughter. My nigga. Go die this shit. Go die this shit Go dye this shit

Yo Ice's mom Does look young though I don't hit it I don't give a fuck That's why you got Your puff power puff beard on I didn't want to I didn't want to say nothing

Yeah your beard is Something is going on With your face Somebody puffed your shit up Nah nigga I wouldn't got my shit I dyed my shit man You wouldn't got a sharpie

No nigga Mojo Jojo The real way Yo What's The real way. Yo. What's the real way? It's the Bayshin. Tell us.

We don't know. I seen the Fat Joe commercial and lost his vibe. Yo. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Hey, hey. Yo. Yo, my nigga.

What we doing? Yo, stop begging, yo. Oh, man. Ice, why did you die? You're big. Nah, man. You're not going to tell me I look older than my mother, my nigga.

Ice, that's something that they say to be kind to our parents. Look, look, look. See? Y'all don't know that that's just something that they say to be nice? Well, it wasn't nice. So fuck that.

It wasn't nice to us. So fuck that. So that nigga ran back to Al-9. Just for me. I want this one. Does it match my shit? Take a little swipe. Your shit look alright.

It still got a little faint gray in it. Well, you've been on this wave, so that's why you like it. You like alright. Oh yeah, did you get tips from Rish?

Your Newark boys. I told you about the Newark boys. Bro, you stupid. You do look, you got, I don't know, man. What, man? That wasn't flying, bro.

Hey, dog, that is funny. You really look like Jackie Chan. That wasn't flying, my nigga. Oh, man. He look like the black dad from Good Times as a teenager. John Abel. Rest in peace, Norman Lear. Rest in peace, Norman Lear oh man yeah ice got the nah fuck that your girl like it yeah she like it

oh i'm glad she like it because i didn't what's your pillow you didn't check with her first yeah that would have been you did something to you without checking with her wow that's crazy i know what's your what's your pillow look like, man? I don't know. Hey, listen. I know it was coming. Say what you want. I know it was coming.

Damn, niggas can't even get their shit dyed without calling their girl. Nigga, I cut my shit off one day and it was a problem. Well, that's stupid. I'm just saying. You can't be altering shit

without... That you should check with your girl. Can't be altering shit. If your girl's trying to cut all her hair off her head, well, pardon me. Some of y'all ain't got hair on their head... That you should check with your girl. Can't be altering shit. If your girl is trying to cut all her hair off her head, well, pardon me.

Some of y'all ain't got hair on their head. So you mean women don't have control of their own hair? I think that should be a phone call. Oh. Hell yeah, it should. I feel corny now. I be calling my girl on some of my wild outfit choices sometimes. And I do feel corny,

but I figure 43 is the age where you can do that. Yeah. I don't think it's anything wrong with it. Okay. What do you think?'s anything wrong with it. Okay. What'd you think? You think I'm a sucker, right? I don't think that at all. I watched your whole interview

waiting for you to say something. What interview, y'all? All of them. It takes a lot of work. No, you right. You gotta work sometimes outside of work. I'm home with Law & Order

and Ish and some girl trying to balance these shits. This nigga will not sit down. Ain't it been that cold in New York? That sit down cold. Yeah. This has been that sit down type of cold out there. It has. It's cold as shit out.

Bro, it's been 50 degrees primarily. Wait, that's not true. Not at night. Not in the morning. It's been brick as hell. No, no. The whole day has been, that's not true. Not a night. We had a couple. Not in the morning. It's been brick as hell. No, no, the whole day has been 29 and 30 over here. Only a couple. The past three days.

Arctic. No. Arctic. Maybe over here. I'm telling you. Oh, yeah, maybe. Ain't no over here, nigga. Channel 7 says.

It was cold. It says, wind chill advisory warning. Go inside. Tonight is going to feel like the news said that. It ain't just my house. And let me chill, because when y'all don't talk directly into the mic and I listen back, me talking directly into the mic

sound like I am aggressive with all of this shit. Fuck y'all. Fuck y'all. Well, nah, it has been cold as shit, bro. I'm taking my daughter to school in the morning and it's cold just walking to the car. It's cold as fuck. I'm too old, I guess.

To feel cold. Well, you was outside. You know what I mean? They go, back in the day, it's December. We would have been in the 20s, in the 30s consistently. With snow. No. Yes.

No. Bro, when I was a kid. It's been a long time since that happened. When I was a kid, bro. It's been a very long time. Like, it's 50 degrees outside. It went ish when you was a kid. Yo, was a kid, bro. It's been a very long time. Like, it's 50 degrees outside. It went ish when you was a kid.

Yo, you stupid. Come on, like, dude. You used to walk 20 miles around school. When you was a kid, there was still snow outside, nigga. I know. No, I'm talking about the snow high to your chest. When ish was a kid, niggas was still. With the old ass cars, nigga, in 1950.

There was still snow storms. Yeah, you had to warm up the car before you making the 1950s. It was still snow storms. Yeah, you had to warm up the car before you sat before you drove that shit off. Blizzards and shit. Yo, did that to your car? Hell no. Huh?

Y'all don't pre... You got to warm your shit up in 2024? I hit the button. I hit the button. Started up as I'm... That's it. I'm not...

Ish had a Nova doing this shit. Ish, you warm your car? Yeah. Parks, you warm your car? Yeah, hell yeah. Mel? Mm-hmm.

No. I'm Canadian, so it's just a thing. Yeah, like I hit the button, but I'm not sitting in the car waiting for it to warm up. No, I warm the car before I go to the car. Oh, yeah. Fancy. You warm your car up? I don't leave it.

I don't. I heard that's bad for your car, though. That's what they said. Why? If you don't warm your car up, it's bad for your car. If you don't, yeah. It's a holdover from being king. That's some old school shit, but yeah.

I still buy it. I just want the car warm. That too? Steering wheel warm, seats warm. That's normally one of the perks of buying with the year. You don't got to worry about that. Let it warm up. I feel y'all though I guess. Right?

So you try to see your car warm up instantly when you start it. Y'all see I got seat covers in the back too. Sunshade up. Yeah, issues they have to fucking big metal shit up in the windshield to in the shit. Yeah, this used to have the fucking big metal shit up in the windshield to block the sun. Old ass nigga with the club on his car. Get the fuck out of here, nigga.

You used to jam the club up in the window or you used to put it down so it couldn't hit your knee? Which one you did? Remember niggas used to put it right in the door and let the door jam? This nigga ice old too, yo. While're speaking of old school bullshit, I want to get this out, then we can start with anything that y'all want to start with on the list.

Y'all can figure that out as I go. But the other night, I made some oodles of noodles, and I fell off. Oh, man. Good. I never thought the day would come. Good for you.

You ain't throwing all that stuff. I never thought the day would come. You're going to have a oodle noodle doc soon. It's not like riding a bike. You fell off? Totally. Well, you couldn't remember how to make it?

Yeah, how you fucking up? It totally wasn't A1 Michelin star like I'm used to. The water level. Cooked too long? Nigga, at first, I don't even want

to share this part. Soggy noodles. I don't even want to share this part. At first, I forgot when they even put the shit in share this part. I don't even want to share this part. At first, I forgot when they even put the shit in the fucking water. I forgot. I forgot. You've come too far, bro.

I forgot. I was so ashamed of myself. Wow. Damn. I forgot my technique of pouring some of the water out the pot. That technique is important. How long you let them sit in after the fucking fire's off. My seasoning in the wrist is... Yo, that noodle's tasty.

You threw those shits out? Nah, I ate them. I ate them. I ate them, but it wasn't it no more. It ain't hit. I can't talk shit to people about oodles and noodles no more. I used to talk about my oodle and noodle game like it was Spade. Too much time a hawk, yo.

I didn't think it was possible to fall off. Yeah, it is. you do this I don't know how you fuck that up I it was so bad I want to go back and make another you should see you gotta get that right gotta go hit shorty again I was on it to hit Shorty again. I'll get you that subpar. I'm going to let you know, though. I went there. I hit the cabinet. I was all looking for the expiration date on the package. Just goofy shit. Blame it on the noodles.

Just the old goofy shit. Blame it on the noodles. They don't expire. I contemplated what I wanted to share that with y'all, but I'm trash now, man. Damn. It's growth. No, it's not. It's growth. No, it's not. It's regression.

Okay. Anyway. You got to get that right. Nah. You good? I would definitely go and make another pack over the weekend or something at some point. I got to. I ain't hit the libraries, the extra other seasoning, the dope.

I ain't. Nah, I jazz it up. But it's fine. We don't need it. The audience don't care. I'll use that little sauce packet. No, he said you don't. I use that too. I don't. Nah, I jazz it up. But it's fine. We don't need it. The audience don't care. I'll use a little sauce packet. No, he said... I use that too.

I don't use that. I jazz it up. I don't use that. Y'all niggas must be too fancy for me. I use chicken stock. Niggas said they don't use the... What? Chicken stock.

He used what? I use chicken stock. All right, man. You got it, big boy. You're antsy. You got it. Alright, man. You got it, big boy. You got it. You won already. It's over. What? The cube, you mean?

No. No. The one that comes in the little... If I didn't make it myself. Alright, man. Booyan. This nigga say he make chicken stock. Yeah, make it chicken stock, A&R. All right. Hell. Booyah. This nigga say he make chicken stock.

Booyah Q. Yeah, make a chicken stock in your heart. All right, you guys. You got it. Nah, nah, it's over. I'm tapped out. Anything on the board

y'all want? Anything on the board y'all want? I'm cool. I'm prepared for it all. I'm well read, researched, well slept

for it all. Pods like this is why researched, well-slept for it all. Pods like this is why I wake up at 5 a.m. and sit crisscross applesauce in the bed with the lights on dim a little candle lit.

It's pods like this. You can still do that? Mm-hmm. I wish. Mm-hmm. My knee would break off. Well, my knee's about to break. Shout out to Ebro, too,

who just got his knee replacement. Did he? Shout out to Ebro. Yeah, shout out to E knee replacement. Did he? Shout out to Ebro. Yeah, shout out to Ebro. Oh, damn. Yeah, that's real. He's on Instagram on the bike in his recovery mode. Yeah, because they ride, ride.

Yeah. Of course. He got that Apple health care. It's just funny. Went to get it early. Shout out to Ebro. Shout out to niggas with health care. For sure.

Hey, need it. And shout out to niggas with health care Hey Need it And shout out to niggas That's just Not going to the doctor Because they ain't got health care And we Niggas say that Like it's an excuse

Like once you tell them That you don't have insurance It ain't Like $1.85 It ain't It ain't too much It's more than that It's more than that

It's more than that It ain't It depends on how many tests You get $350 And they can pay it Like a Yeah Yo It ain't too much. It's more than that. It's more than that. It's more than that. It ain't good to be there. How many times? You get $350,000, nigga, pay it. Nigga. Yeah. Yo, yo, yo. Yo, dog.

You delusional, my nigga. What? That shit is expensive, bro. My insurance is $700,000. I was going to say, for like $600,000, $700,000 a month. Yo. Oh, stop. Stop, because you're going to jump off the docker, boy.

If you start talking about people living check and check. I'm just saying, my joe. You saying it like it's- Yo, that shit is expensive, fam. A drop in a bucket. Yeah. For a lot of people, it's not. I'm not. If you start talking about people living check for check. I'm just saying, Mojo. You saying it like it's a drop in a bucket. A lot of people, it's not. I'm saying it. Nigga, I'm going to go and put some motherfucking Windex on it.

Take two ibuprofen and keep it pushing. You need a BC powder. Knock that right out. This nigga. What the hell? All right, so y'all are justifying not going to the doctor. No, I'm not going to the doctor. Oh.

No, I'm adamant about that. I'm just talking like living is priceless. Whatever it is, go ahead. Go ahead. Approach the little baddie at the desk. Have the uncomfortable conversation when it feels like she's flirting

with you until she found out you ain't got no insurance. Oh, yeah. That was her job. She did it. Go ahead. I just had to get my appointment moved. Once you make the little bet you got to get on the phone

and like check with the providers. See they hip to that. They do that shit early now. So you make your appointment. Yo send us your insurance and shit. We'll check with them.

Make sure it's covered. Oh you're out of network. Sorry. Oh yeah. We can't cover you on this visit. Out of pocket. Yeah your ass is about

to fall out. And you have to pay when you walk in before we even see you should I still get that good Canadian healthcare? no fuck no been a long time is it out of trash? no it's amazing

it's universal healthcare but I'm not a tax paying citizen since I don't live there so hence get your shit back many times I sentence about it. You trying to send mail back to Canada? You good?

I'm playing around. You did the movie. I'm not in the movie, Paul. I pay taxes. Well, if she went, you would definitely drop a send-off phone. Yo. I would. Butterfly.

Butterfly. Nigga, you got this Lenny Kravitz fucking neck collar on they can fly away pretty butterfly Yeah, why to keep you caged? Oh be so alive So off you go off you go when the trumpets blow Cuz it's not you. It's me. I'm ready. I'm ready.

I'm ready to go home. Mel Ford, without you, I will be bored. Oh, Lord. So are you going to start the show, or are you going to let me go? And shout out to y'all niggas that are still going to public hospitals. Oh, yeah. Right? Some of y'all didn'tas that still going to public hospitals. Oh, yeah. Right? Some of y'all didn't do the science. What's up with the science

in the public hospitals? You hear your man? Wait, what? There's some legal shit Do you hear your man? Right. Yo, you hear your man, right? No, it's not.

I want people out there to be educated on the difference between the public hospital, i.e. Harlem Hospital, is publicly funded. Yeah, that's them for all. For what?

For all. What's more? I didn't say more. I said for all. Don't put this in. Them niggas is hiring. They hire like the Meadowlands hires the, when the Meadowlands fair comes. The fair, niggas.

The no-choose. And they hire them. Yo, this nigga is. Yes. Versus every hospital in New Jersey that's a private hospital

like one that cares about you y'all don't think people should know that or I'm off base no it's good information ain't no more general hospitals

in Jersey I don't know Jersey ain't gonna play that shit think about it ain't I don't know no more

that's for New York and all of their mental health problems I don't know. Jersey ain't going to play that shit. Think about it. Jersey ain't for the public, yo. That's for New York and all of their mental health problems. That's for all of their trash and rat problems. All of that dirty shit they do over there. New Jersey is not about none of that. New York is filthy. I see why Naked Cowboy got dressed. They made the naked cowboy.

You know how fucked up you got to be for naked cowboy to go to the dressing room? You know what? I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here.

I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm out of here. I'm driving by Times Square the other day. It's already holiday traffic. Bring on congestive pricing.

Bring it on. It's here, I think. Get the, it's coming. It's coming. They gonna clear that, get that shit out of there. But it's not here yet, so niggas like me gotta suffer.

I look to the left, Times Square, about to curse the drive out. Why'd you take this way? But it's cool. Let me just look around. Here they go. They got a little circle on Tourist Walk.

That little walk they built in Times Square. That's just for the tour. They got a little circle on Tourist Walk. That little walk they built in Times Square. That's just for the tour. They got a little circle going. Go, go, go. It's white people looking. They got the kids out there. Yeah, look.

It's the black niggas dancing. Man, I almost grabbed a glass aquaponica bottle from the side of this shit. See, in the 90s, we would have just threw a bottle at them niggas and left. In the 70s, they would have made threw a bottle at them niggas and left. In the 70s, they would have made a little bomb out of the bottle. Threw that shit over there. I hate them niggas over there. But whatever, I'm starting with love.

Anywhere y'all want to go. I just get to talking, it's going to be random shit like this the whole pod. Whatever y'all want to do, I'm in a great mood. Hopefully y'all are too. Shout out to our audience for being here. Couldn't do this without y'all. Where do we go? You talking about fucked up shit in New York. You see your man Keith Lee is in New York.

Oh, is he? Yeah. And he went... They did him dirty, yo. Somebody... Did they do him dirty or did they do the restaurant dirty? Did they set them up? Anyway, he went and got a...

It was supposed to be a bacon, egg, and cheese. Yeah, it was more... Was it like a... More bread. That shit was a bacon, egg... Was it like a regular diner or... It was like a panini. Okay.

It was some bullshit. That shit was flat as hell. Okay. He went to what? With one piece of bacon and cheese. So it definitely wasn't a greasy spoon. He wasn't in the Bronx. He was in Queens.

Oh, man. I don't like how he did Queens like that. I could have put him on the 10 better spots. Nigga, that spot around the corner from your house? Rocking. Banging. That's why I didn't play.

Yeah. He got a bum baking egg and cheese. That shit was flat. It looked like his hat on that shit. He dissed it. He gave a review.

The picture enough was a review. Yeah. You know how he holding shit, he's showing it in the camera? It was like, oh my God, bro.

What is this? Everybody was like, yo, dog, I'm sorry. Yeah, that's not us. That does not represent us. Don't let that reflect a real bacon, egg, and cheese, bro. At all.

And that's what I thought when I saw it. Like, the Keith Lee effect is just as different than New York. Yeah. Like, because we saw that and we was like,

nigga, nah, that ain't it. Like, New York got banging bacon, egg, and cheese and you went to the wrong spot. They sent you to the wrong spot. Yeah, that, that ain't it. It's like New York got banging bacon, egg, and cheese. Everywhere, dude. You went to the wrong spot. They sent you to the wrong spot. Yeah, that's just the wrong spot. That don't say nothing about,

New York's the food capital of the world, yo. Like, it's the food capital of the world. But now that I think about it, like, maybe you gotta know some shit. Like, I don't know

if you can just show up here and hop on Yelp or something like that. Like, who created, like, how did he come up with where he was going to go? Where he picked, he has a strategy.

He has people send him things. He does his research. I mean, not for nothing, it's kind of like what we used to do. We used to be in, I remember we were all in Nashville or something.

We used to jump on Twitter. Yo, where the food, where the good food at? And whatever name is saying, is being said the most, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, saying is being said the most is alright. Something right here might be alright. And then we would go there and the shit was lit. But you ain't gonna reach out. He can't do that because he don't want you to know he going. The thing about New York and Keith Lee,

New York business really don't want you anyway. That's true. In general. They just specifically don't want no reviews. No, yeah, I don't mean Keith Lee. In general. That's true yeah them niggas

you should be so happy to get a sandwich from us and yo a little bodega over here on blah blah blah street ain't coming up on yo papi and them getting busy

that's true papi and them getting busy papi fuck you up yo I keep saying it all the time y'all better be careful the one with the cats

that lay on the bread yes indeed cat be sleeping cat be right there make you walk around him. The best food, the best sandwiches.

And you got to be careful about how you approach the deli counter and how you order shit because they might fuck around and give you some bullshit just because they don't like how you talking.

Yeah, dog. True. You know what I'm saying? They'll be like, oh, do you want a bacon chicken? Okay, cool. Here's one piece of bacon. Oh, that's like

a best case scenario or they'll kill you. What you mean? Them niggas be back there with their hand on it. They're talking crazy. Just put your order in. Yeah, yo, in the back, nigga. This sandwich is a front.

That's what I'm talking about. Don't put this shit on y'all, nigga. Plenty of videos where the bodega nigga jumped over the counter. That's what we're doing. That's a fact. So be careful. That's funny. With the machete on the top.

Yeah. Sure enough. It ain't just the cat. No. The cat is there to make a noise when something gets. Nah, you know. Let it fly. Let it fly. You know what?

You heard niggas be on their set. They said to their shit, the cat just give a nod. Sure enough. The cats are important pieces to the deli. And if it ain't a cat, it's a card game in the basement, in the back. Something, that card game will turn into something else. That's right there in the back by the beer corner. Yeah, right by the beer.

They're sitting there sipping Coronas and watching soccer. With a gun taped under the domino table. Got more cameras than motherfucking Canon in that bitch. The Spanish niggas around the domino table was John Wick. Oh, facts. Them niggas been through shit.

Money problems. You think they just played lottery? No, them niggas were counting the dominoes, my nigga. And the nigga

running numbers out the back, so you better chill the fuck out. Oh, for sure. You really better chill out. Mad at all these new games.

These TikTok niggas, right? Yeah, they not playing a lot of shit new games. These TikTok niggas, right? Yeah. They're not playing a lot of shit. Crazy. These TikTok restaurant reviewers are sending niggas to the depths of murderville. Hey, y'all risking your life because the rice is in a watermelon. This is a little green grass like the shit we got back there.

Yeah, the little grass wall. Yeah, they see a grass wall. They see a grass wall and an LED sign. Pineapple bowl rice. Yeah. Y'all risking your life because they put weed in the pizza up there. Word. Yeah.

Nigga, that's Flatbush still. They got that shit in Brooklyn that a lot of people go to that they put the oxtail and shit on the pizza and all that stuff. Yeah. I know. They keep trying to get me to go up there. You should. Tell me how it tastes.

I'm from the 90s, nigga. My picture of Brooklyn is the same. I don't care what them white people's doing down there. Why do you do that? People be wanting to get you shit going. I'm not leaving the comfort. You really a foodie, though. I am a foodie, 100%.

I noticed that the other day. You really a food connoisseur. Yeah, what you had yesterday, you had some bullshit on your Instagram. Motherfucker, I did not. What was that, a dual, a double? No, I did not. A twice chopped cheese? You give people the roughest money, but you'll get attacked. That was the? A double? No, I did not. A twice chopped cheese? You give Keith Lee a run for his money,

but you'll get attacked. That was the truffle. You'll get a truffle chopped cheese. The truffle chopped cheese at Tatiana presented as the most elevated chopped cheese you will ever find in New York. Yes, no doubt. And it was great.

The shit about Joe and Keith Lee is that Joe is honest right there. True. Joe will get popped on by the owners right there. He's not waiting to go in. He's going to be Joe ass right there. Joe had them niggas over there shaking and shit. Yo, you said that.

He's going to start off with that look. He's going to give you the look first. They be dropping rice. They always drop Joe. He be making them niggas nervous. He said, what is this? Yo. Yo, your page says that you got to

carry out. This don't carry out? What the fuck it say for on your page that you got to carry out? I would kill this all the time. They would hurt you, sir. They would kill me. I'd have to learn manners. Indeed. And I know manners.

I don't like to know manners. But why you do that, though? Can you honestly answer why you choose to be direct at a point where it can hurt somebody's feelings? Why not wait, why not, you are, I watch, I've been out with you a couple of times and I watch you. And you try to be nice, but nigga don't come off nice. Then I go, forget it, forget it, I got like,

oh that shit's not nice. Why do you do that? Why you don't go over there and talk about it later? Yeah nigga, you crying over there, what? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo there. Yo, just stop. Just stop. That's you. That's you, sir. You do that.

Who I do that to? Everybody. That is you. We've all been out to dinner with you, yes. And don't let you know. You're frustrating. You know what? Don't let you know.

The nigga did some ill shit. So we went out to eat. The nigga jump up and do that fast walk with the bent neck. That nigga be business. We went out to eat after Patreon one day and the nigga was like dropping food and nervous and shit. And Joe said, he nigga said the owner's

name. Cause they didn't give Joe a certain order. Oh, we can't do that today. Joe said, hey yo, he said the owner's name. Them niggas went back there. You could tell the nigga got scolded. He came back. He came back. He came back sweating. Is Fernando here? He came back.

He came back. He started dropping water and shit. I said, you made the nigga nervous, Joe. You could tell he got scolded. I don't do that on purpose, though. I don't do that on purpose. You do do that on purpose. I don't do that on purpose. That's your bad.

If I do that, something's going wrong. And again, y'all, look at the board. Figure out where you want to start. Last night, sitting there for a man long, man full. A lady came over. Said, check please. She said, I got you. Then she went to the back wall,

started having a conversation with some girl. Then she went, grabbed her phone. I'm watching her. I'm mad full. I'm ready to bet. She went and grabbed her phone, I'm watching her. I'm mad full. I'm right here in the bed. She went and grabbed her phone, took a gram for a little bit. Then she came to the table behind me, took their order.

There was a new table they just got here, so they had mad questions about the menu and everything. They were taking a mad long. I'm listening. I'm right here. Like, okay. Be patient.

You don't want to be that guy that people say you are. She go back, have another conversation. Then she look at me. I say, like this. Guess what she come over and say? You need anything?

Guess what she tell you. She ask you if you want the check. Yes. Are you ready for the check? And what'd you say? Yeah. That's the funny part. I was with Nat.

Nat know me. So before she see my face, yes, please, please. But whatever. Hey, we ought to start. I don't want to hijack the front of this pod with long stories. I'm not doing that again. Do it. We're in our end.

I didn't know that part. That's what happens when you just flowing, though. As long as that's true. Look at you. Tom is a part. That's what happens when you're just flowing, though. That's true. Look at you. Tom is a construct. That's what happens when your eyes are white. Time is a construct. Come over here well-rested, focused.

Yeah, I was like, what? I was looking for the connection. I got a good sleep last night. Fell asleep across the other side of the bed on my stomach like this. Woke up at 3 with the drool, with the drool around the beard. this. Woke up at three with the drool. With the drool around the beard. And you got the beard, so keep the drool. Keep the drool.

Have y'all fell asleep and stayed asleep sideways on the bed? You know what I'm saying? That's a good sleep. Don't let my girl be laying right there. Then I'm out. Don't let it be an edible in my system. I might not move from the same position. Now, laying across.

Shorty be right there. Yeah, that's it. She know what time it is when I lay across. Just start rubbing my little head. I'm going to sleep, girl. I'm going to sleep. Then she get mad at me. That's when she get mad at me.

Yo, we supposed to be watching this? I'm not watching shit. That's right when she go on the phone. I got to hide my phone. Put the phone under you while you're sleeping. For your body weight drop. Oh, yeah. He good in sleep.

Stupid ass nigga, man. Let me help the audience out there in case you get tripped up like I get tripped up. If you fall asleep and your phone is on Instagram, it ain't ever going to lock. No, it's not. It's not? He's right. Let me just let y'all know that's a video in case you didn't know that's you're gonna run that's you're gonna run for the next nine hours yes and your

girl wide awake rubbing you rubbing your head just rubbing you to bed oh boy a little bit when i found that one out i I was like, oh, man, she had the drop. That's my move. I thought it was way more calculated. I thought she was taking my finger, putting it to the phone back when it was that, doing the fingerprint, or the eyes, putting the phone to my face,

me looking stupid asleep. Or it worked. Your eyelids open. Because the iPhone face thing be lying. I come on there with paint, white face, all types of shit, and they just still open that phone right up. We have on shades, a fake mustache.

They still open it up. Oh, that's you, that's you, Joe. No, it's not, nigga. She might have her face saved in your shit. You already know it. Oh, for sure. My girl got all types of shit going on in my phone. She done scrolled down to the hidden videos.

You got two faces in the phone? Yes. That don't stop my girl from getting into the hidden portion. Even big shit. When it was the fingerprint, you could have up to, I think it was either four or five of them shits. Anything that's in the hidden portion, I might as well put her name. She going right there? That's her shit.

She go wherever. I tried to erase some shit. Oh, look. Look at that sitting right there. She the only one. She go wherever. I tried to erase some shit. Oh, look. Look at that sitting right there. She the only one that's on the Instagram backup server. Oh, you unsent this

February 19th. God. 2021, naughty boy. I called Mark and they let me write on it to the chief engineer.

Oh, my God. That's crazy. Girls, you can't let girls get too much access to shit. I know a girl that this NBA nigga had her on the credit card foul.

She got mad and he didn't know it one time. She just started calling up the jewelry stores cashing out before she boogie. Yeah, that's how you do it.

That's how you do it. Swag. Yeah. You got to go with the bang. You didn't get it back? You're not going to get it back. how you doing swag yeah you gotta go go with the bang you didn't get it back you're not gonna get you're not gonna get it back

you gave her authority to yeah you put her on there you probably want her back or want to fuck again at some point it's light to you was she wrong

light little 70 grand was she wrong he you gonna try and pander me into a bad situation yeah you trying to trick me I know I I slipped the jab you trying toander me into a bad situation Yeah you try and trick me I know I I slipped the jab

You try and trick me Into a situation I really wasn't I was just asking Was she wrong Was she right Was she right I don't think that's wrong

Oh okay It's not right either It's a little ambiguous It ain't right It's a gray area It's very gray It ain't gray Cause you put me on.

That's wrong. This is the same joint account argument we have now. If you go buy purchased jewelry without my authorization. But I don't need it. I don't need your authorization. You gave me authorization. Give me the card. We still need authorization.

Say, we're cutting the hair. No, no, no. So that means your wife don't need authorization on your girl to cut her hair. Wait, that's totally different. It's not different. We talking about- Even though I agree with on your girl to cut her hair. Wait, that's totally different. It's not different. Even though I agree with you because my wife cut her hair.

And the answer to that is no, your girl really don't need your authority to cut her hair. Okay, but you made a scene because I do, I would like-

In my relationship, my girl ain't cut her hair. And this is going to sound crazy, you're going to get mad, but my wife has long hair. Oh yeah, mine too. And she wants to cut it

and I'm like, come on. You know, I'm not going stop her but i'm i've really tried to and my girl cut her shit and it grow back on you hoes fast convince her not my girl shit she cut it it grow right back past you bald hoes quickly it does a couple months come right back right down back to the ass when you said when you said the beard thing you know i my beard one time. My wife said, why you cut your beard? But I should go right back. I wanted to do it. I cut my beard all the time.

It grows right back. But they still don't like that fucking time frame where they go back. I just had a blackface beard. Shut up, nigga. Look at my ass beard out here. I don't hate, nigga.

What am I saying? The NBA in-season tournament. The Pacers made it. They beat the Bucs. Nobody had them beating the Bucs. I don't hate niggas. What am I saying? The NBA in-season tournament, the Pacers made it. They beat the Bucs. Nobody had them beating the Bucs. I don't know what happened to the Bucs. Halliburton happened to the Bucs. Way to go, Knicks, for picking Obi Toppin, number ninth.

Letting Halliburton fall to the Kings. Let him get traded to the Pacers. And then trading the pick that you picked at nine to the Pacers to play with him while he's in superstar mode. I got to salute y'all. The only franchise that could get something like that off for you. You guys are good. Andy killing out there. The NBA in-season tournament looks like they spent some money. It looks like it's really important

to them and you would have to if you're trying to sell this to Apple or Netflix or whatever you're trying to sell it to. They're trying to get a new deal. They had Tiffany's make a little trophy or whoever designed the trophy. That beautiful walkway. They told the players to get dressed. Greek. They had Tiffany's make a little trophy or whoever designed the trophy. That beautiful walkway. They told the players to get dressed.

Greek Freak never gets that memo. He never gets that memo. Enough with the fucking Nike sweatpants because you seven foot and could dunk from anywhere. Like enough. You have to get dressed too sometimes.

Like this is a business. You run around here like, come on, stop. I got to give them their props on the in-season shit though because I was hating on it. Yeah, me too. I am really understanding enough to even really hate on it.

You know what I'm saying? Like, I didn't know if I liked it or I didn't like it. I didn't have the time to really read. Well, that's when we hate. You know what I'm saying? That's why I was hating. I didn't understand. What the fuck is the purpose of this?

Them funny courts, man. It was throwing me my vision. Yeah, it's weird. I know they was fucking your contacts up. You had to adjust your contacts for them loud ass courts they had going on. I didn't know what was going on. Shit was stupid, yo. Yeah, I didn't get it. I didn't get it. You understand it now? No.

I don't understand the impact of it, but the fact that they found a way to make the games a little bit more competitive. Like, it's some good basketball being played in the midseason. Early in the season. Thanks to the baddies. That's what it was. It's the baddies at these games the season. Thanks to the baddies. That's what it was. It's the baddies at these games.

I'm telling you. These niggas doing moves we ain't never seen before. They made it an event. Yo. I saw the Greek freak grab the rebound, take a dribble,

and then dunk. Saw that too. One dribble. Rest in peace to my high school coach, Gil Reynolds. That ain't, he always told us

three dribbles. Bruh. One dribble, basket to basket is insane. But whatever. I don't want to be a basketball purist. And what they doing to the game for a later show. Another show. Another show.

150 points. That's what they want. A buck 68. But y'all going crazy with the offense now. Y'all do. Ain't no defense. They going, huh? Ain't no defense.

Yeah, they going absolutely crazy. Come on. Ain't no fucking defense. That's what you want. It's too much. You want a high scoring, high performing game. I like a little defense. They selling ass.

Same thing the NFL did. They selling ass. Ain't no difference. It's entertainment now. They selling ass, but I mean, it's working. Adam Silver's a genius. It's working. You got your top players to buy in.

I get it. They let LeBron call a timeout with the ball. The ball was out of bounds. The Laker nigga stepped out of bounds. That shit was a mess. LeBron tapped the ref like Mike used to do. Mike used to be like, that wasn't no foul.

Yo, you ain't hear me. I said timeout. Oh, my bad my bad not lakers not yellow here's where i knew i had changed i wasn't even mad but you're an elitist bastard no that nigga that's braun he has the most points ever he's in year 29 he's having fights with all of the coaches that he played against as a player like he in a different bag he should be able to do what he wants same way Mike did

and if Kobe was alive I'd have said the same thing I'm going to ask you a question how do you know that the end season is working you got fans like it the fans it brought ratings but not just it's not just the ratings. Yes, it brought ratings, but a combination of the product you're putting on the floor.

I've heard all NBA players say that this feels like NBA playoff basketball. And the NBA needed something in December to kind of spike. See, flip. Spike things. The NBA be dry. Because football. How about it's playing so low? Got it. see flip spike things what the NBA be be dry because football by the places oh look got it in basketball a lot of people you watch opening night slash opening week some people don't really tune back in until the Christmas games

Christmas Day you get big NBA games cuz football is still going got it all-star we all-star weekend but after that as you get close to the playoffs is when now everybody's watching and teams are playing a little bit more competitive because now it's like these games matter the second half of the season really matters February to June yes now they done found a way to get attention ratings and to get competitiveness early in the season they put house they put houses on Pennsylvania while the NFL still has ballwalk and parkways. That's what they did.

They got in front of it. They're not going to keep watching the NFL make all of this money in January and February, and we just be a dead doormat while we are in season. So they did it now. They have product to sell. I'm sure there'll be big ads. You got all the players in the world from all over the world. It is a home run.

I just am funny. All that artwork on the court, the world from all over the world. It is a home run. I just, I'm funny. All that artwork on the court, man. Man, I'm getting old. No, that shit is. It looks better. It's loud. It looks better now that they rocking, but that shit be bothering my eyes. Cool.

Oh, man. We just old. But again, they trying to do something refreshing to get, again, attention into this. And it's worked. It's worked. Yeah. We can't knock it because we old niggas no real fans

like real fans that I know that are really like avid sports fans they like it so I'm like alright it might be a good thing we'll see so before the end season what was in place of that just regular games that didn't really have much ramifications on the season

because there's so many games and like see football is 17 weeks Just regular basketball games. Okay, regular games. Just regular games. That didn't really have much ramifications on the season. Got it. All right. Because there's so many games. And, like, see, football is 17 weeks. We can do our lesson. We can teach him. All right.

Got it. We got him. See, there's 82 games in the season. Baseball's 100 and ever. And if you stop the other team from scoring, that's called a rebound. In the basket. Got you. We did.

We got him. We got him. Low time this nigga. Yeah, but I got triggered right quick just now from y'all doing that. I think when I was younger I asked my older brother

to explain the field goal to me and he wouldn't. The after point of the field goal. So I triggered you but you the one that started it you started it when I was like

nine or ten I could not understand that like field goal field goal percent what is a field goal that nigga just mushed me

in some shit the fuck out of his face I was mad traumatized just now my whole my whole head passed your podcast is so dangerous.

It's my favorite time of the show. It's time for Prize Picks. Let's go. Prize Picks. I'm seeing them commercials too. You're looking good. You're looking good. Prize Picks. What is Prize Picks? It is the largest daily fantasy sports

platform in all of the land. Shout out to PrizePix. It's really exciting, super easy to play. All you have to do is select two or more players, pick more or less on their projected stat line, and that's your chance to win up to 25 times your money. What is the breakdown, Ice?

If you pick six and you hit all six, you get 25 times your money. That's a lot. A lot of strategy. I'm hitting six now. Between two and six. Minimum is two, maximum is six. I didn't know that. And I'm tossing the ice because he won.

Yeah, I hit on three. Okay. So that gave me five times my money. Okay. But that was just hitting three out of three. But if you pick all six, you hit six out of six, you get 25 times. Five out of six gets you two times. Okay. Four out of six gets if you hit if you pick all six you hit six out of six you get 25 times five out of six get you two times okay four out of six get you 0.4 times all right so it's money it's and it's you literally just pick it more or less i didn't even know you could do six i'm doing

six every time no six i got some shit for this weekend man listen this is for the strategy skill people out there if you not like that and you're not about that then this is not for you I'm gonna lend you my Joe Button genius picks of the week let me see here I'm going with Baker Mayfield because Mike Evans is on my fantasy team and he's been balling all year long they have a chemistry in Baker Mayfield and Mike Evans I trust I have Baker getting more than 231 pass yards against the Atlanta Falcons. Shout out to John Robinson. I have him, too. C.J. Stroud, more or less 217 pass yards.

At this point, I think it's a gimme. Yeah, yeah. At this point, I think it's a gimme. So shout out to C.J. Stroud. He's going crazy. Poor Bryce Young. Oh, and I'm going Matt Stafford since they sleeping on him here. 202 pass yards.

I actually like him and Lamar are both pretty low. It was one something yesterday. Yeah, Lamar is 201 pass yards. And Russ is low. I kind of like Russ this week. 214? Against the Chargers? True.

I'm not mad at them. The Chargers can't stop nobody. I'm not mad at them. Actually, like all three of your low picks. Not bad picks. What's the deadline for putting your picks in? It'll be right up to the game. Before the game, right? I'm nobody. I'm not mad at you. I actually like all three of your little picks. Not bad picks. I'm going to pick three more. What's the deadline for putting your picks in? It'll be right up to the game. Before the game, right?

Right before the game? Yeah. Okay. And you can do NFL and NBA picks with combo picks straight from the Specials League. Don't forget to use code JVP, and good luck to all of you out there. And Ice. I'm going crazy. I'm going to go crazy this weekend. Good luck to me. I'm on them. I got about you out there. And Ice. I'm going crazy. I'm going to go crazy this weekend.

Good luck to me. I got about four in already for this weekend. I'm on them. I'm going to do a little more research when I'm in. All right. Go prize picks. Now, y'all want to get to some music? Let's do it.

Let's go. Let's get to some music. James Fontenoy dropped a Christmas album. He did. He did. His debut album, by the way. Wait, this is his first album? That's correct. That is so crazy. And, this is his first album? That's correct.

That is so crazy. And he came with a Christmas album? Correct. It's him fucking with us. He's fucking with us, yo. Yeah. I ain't going to lie. When you that talented.

I love James John Roy. It kind of make you want to fuck with people. You don't think so? Like, yeah, let me just. He's stupid, yeah. And he did it all James Font LeRoy-y. He did. Like, it ain't a normal Christmas album. At all. Like, it sounded like some other shit he doing on there. Yeah, I got to go back to it. And he did it all James Font Leroy-y. He did. Like, it ain't a normal Christmas album.

At all. Like, it sounded like some other shit he doing in that one there. Yeah, I got to go back to it. I bought it. I listened to it on the cruise here. I was like, I think I got to listen to this. That's what I said. Maybe high.

Maybe. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where the vibe is. It was a little all over the place. Like, the second track is like some, I don't know what, how to describe it. Cerebral? Some synthy funk. Yeah, it's some other shit.

It's not sleigh bells, jingle bells. It's not that. Oh, jingle bells is not a Christmas song. Shit, forgot. It's not a normal Christmas song. Jingle bells is not a Christmas song? No. According to whom?

According. Cory and the Constructs. That's a group. According. Cory and the Constructs. That's a group. Jingle Bells was. You fucking me up. Jingle Bells.

I didn't say no words. That's some flash. No, no, no. Anytime they grab their phone, I got to grab my phone. No, Jingle Bells is not a Christmas song. If I'm not mistaken, J.P. Morgan's uncle wrote Jingle Bells. Oh, shit. J.P. Morgan's uncle wrote Jingle Bells

and he wrote it at the time the only way you could get around because of the weather back then was on a sleigh

on a sleigh so what he was saying that was just an ode to getting drunk on the back of the it's a drinking song oh shit and it was actually

first performed at a Thanksgiving church service it was never meant to be a Christmas song yeah it's's a drinking song. Oh, shit. And it was actually first performed at a Thanksgiving church service. It was never meant to be a Christmas song. Yeah, it's not a Christmas song. That's crazy. Oh, shit.

Well, it's a Christmas song now. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. It is. It's a Christmas song now. What you want? Now all your Chase accounts frozen.

Look. Just that fast. Go ahead. Go ahead. Keep repping. Ain't nothing like in your accounts frozen too shout out to us out there

that's been through it that shit is tough you be riding your way to buy something it's nasty gotta get that call on a date that's bullshit

that happened to me that happened to me yo and that shit ain't get unfrozen for a while too look I'm getting traumatized again come on yeah James Fromm he dropped a weird Christmas album happened to me. Man, that shit ain't get uncrozen for a while, too. Look, I'm getting traumatized again. Come on.

Yeah, James Fong dropped a weird Christmas album. Shout out to James Fong LeRoy. I put it on and was like, okay, definitely have to

come back to this. You're not doing your average. These Christmas albums is getting fired, man. They are. I like it.

I've been making Christmas albums for a while, so I'm glad that everyone is joining in. Catching up, too. Let's join in and do some weird shit for Christmas. like it. I've been making Christmas albums for a while, so I'm glad everyone's just joining in. Catching up to you. Let's do some weird shit for Christmas. Fuck it. Y'all want to get a Christmas tree in here? Yes.

Yes. Not a real one. No. I prefer a real one. No. Get the chainsaw. Oh wait, did you ever do this shit? Tomorrow. Oh, okay. He won't tell us shit. We really got to inquire.

How the fuck y'all know I'm going to do that? I told you. You know you got to. The tree got to go back here. I just want to know, can I go and film it? I'll let you know how it works out. I like the smell of the real Christmas tree. Yeah, the smell of the real Christmas tree.

No, they sell it now. That shit's getting expensive now. The pine spray. They sell that shit. You put it on a fake tree. You got money. Get somebody to come and put a tree up. No, but because I have money, my little plant store, I go to them fake trees they got in

there are, yeah, they expensive. They're beautiful. The real shit's expensive now. They're beautiful. Really? They're beautiful, yo. Yeah, the fake ones. The fake trees have come up.

Fake trees are fire. I do a fake tree. I got my shit in the closet. When I do the real tree, man. I got my shit in the closet. When I do the real tree, man. I got my shit. All right. I was born in 1980. I'm starting here.

So that little red and green Christmas tree holder is Janky. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. You got to screw in it. Yeah.

I need to see more of the TikTok kids get that little shit the fuck out of here. We done put the whole tree up fought fought with this motherfucker tooth and nail, only to step back and this shit slanted. Crooked as hell. One of the screws is broke on the red and green.

I got some fly shit. Much of it heavy as hell. See? Where did you get it from? Well, you from Buffalo, nigga. They made this shit up. No, I went looking yesterday. I couldn't find no fly shit.

I don't even know where I got it, honestly. I've had it for a minute. Amazon should have something. They probably yesterday. I couldn't find no fly shit. I don't even know where I got it, honestly. I've had it for a minute. Amazon should have something. Of course. I'm sure. Look at me, still loyal to Amp. Still showing my loyalty. You can't be if you don't want, even if you wanted to, bro.

Them niggas got everything, and they get it to your same day. Bro. They got a grip on you, pause. The real tree's expensive now. Nah, them shit ain't. I spent like $1.80 on my shit. My shit ain't even as big as I'm new to the real trees expensive now that's not I'm just saying I spent like a buck 80 on my shit my shit ain't even I'm good you play because I wanted it to be no you're not putting a tree up you you got Daisy might need a tree you gotta fuck that sir I just saw a video the other day

where somebody had gotten the real tree and it was infested with bugs I was like Fuck that shit. Fuck that shit. Uh-uh. I'm okay. I'm okay. I'm okay. Trees, bugs. Yeah. A little raid of dudes. You cut it down out of their habitat? That's why I'm all for the fake ones. You cut their house down and brought it to your house. Listen, I'm all for the fake ones. No, I'm all for the fake ones.

That's why. Even the fake ones expensive now. Oh, you don't like it because it's all natural? No. No, not in that circumstance. BB tree. Ah, got you. But no, even the fake shit is expensive. Them shit's high as hell now. No, not in that circumstance BB tree Got you Even the fake shit is expensive

Them shit's high as hell now You get a good fake tree, them shit's be $400-$500 Can you Film yourself tomorrow Please I'm free tomorrow too We can make a thing out of it I'm gonna film it

Make sure you wear A lumber jacket Post it you can make the trip Turn your phone sideways I'm gonna film it Turn your phone sideways How you gonna film it Post it you can make the trip Man my girl film it

Oh yeah Oh alright Put the hat on With the earmuffs Already taken Do all I wanna score it I wanna put the music

I wanna put the music Let me do it Have her say it to me I got you If you say it One more I heard You cutting the trees Let me do it. Have her say it to me. I got you. If you say that, if Umar heard that, you cutting the trees. With your white girlfriend

going to look at the trees. No, I'm just saying, you doing the work, she gets to own the footage. She just gets to stand there. It's not a black production now. And she's standing there. And she's directing you.

Not that one. That one. Umar going to tear you up. Leave Umar alone, y'all. Yeah, keep him. Leave him alone. Don't need no problems with Dr. Umar gonna take it. Leave Umar alone, yo. Yeah, keep him alone. I don't want no problems with Dr. Umar. Keep fucking with self in them. Oh, man.

That ain't, that ain't, I mean, this ain't that. That ain't this. The male panda, too. I think he would win. Watch your pandering, yo. Serb this service nigga so bad these two niggas

oh man she held you down I used up all my male jokes next week next week I got you next week I'm coming Nicki

Nicki Minaj come on man Nicki Minaj I gotta say I was thrown off a little bit on Thursday cause we were all

tagged in the tweet that said the Joe Budden podcast is in Gag City. And I said, I don't know what that is. And pause. I had lots of jokes to make, but then I did a little bit of research. I was like, you know, I'm going to leave this one alone.

Thank you for inviting us to Gag City. It's fly. It's fly. It is. What is it? They did some virtual reality world shit that somebody built and that is a building that says the Joe Bud Network. Do we know why that they called it Gag City? On that pink building, that's all.

Yes, I didn't know what that was. Everyone knew. I mean, all of the brands, like it was a lot of shit involved with the Gag City shit. Gotcha. But I got into it with the Barbz. I wasn't even trying to. That's why you were pink today.

Oh man. That's how you got your pink on. I went, I'm so sick. Hand pink is banned up here today, nigga. Fuck out of here. But, ain't no pink today.

No, no, no, no, no. I mean, I understood their point. Yeah, nigga, what's up? And did you tell them you are a Barb? They didn't understand. Because, I'm ignoring you.

I'm not fucking with you today. No, I tweeted something out I was like yo Cause y'all know I've said it up here Quite a few times Yo Nicki's album is dropping

We got Nicki dropping We got Nick I've been looking forward To that album For me It seemed quiet It did feel a little quiet Like a lot of people

Did not know That there was an album Dropping Like oh wait The date is this Friday I didn't know that So I'm like yo For as big of an artist As Nicki is this seems quiet I don't like it that's what I said and they like

oh what you mean it seemed quiet that's because it hasn't been in your little world and all this it's been here it's been here and once I heard the album and then I started to look it wasn't quiet at all it just in the urban space it was quiet okay it wasn't marketed here when I say here I just mean like urban hip hop

sure Forbes you know all the big brands shit like that pop culture stuff uh huh was involved with this album so apologize

I did already oh okay for what no I'm just kidding um we only need one for one with our apologies yeah yeah yeah that was a joke we don't do good when we apologize no that was a joke already for what once I listened to the album and all up and they fucked up the release last night how so midnight came everybody runs the Apple music it's not there at all nowhere and I thought it was shadow banning games you know she's

spoken out against the machines against her you could not find the album okay I'm like okay maybe she pulled the Drake and I'm dropping it later on but then I started seeing people talk about it Spotify had it title had it hell Amazon had it just not Apple then Apple listed the album but not as Pink Friday 2, like where you could just click and hit play on the album. All the songs were listed. You had to actually search the album and just play song by song. They just fucked up the...

I can see somebody running in Lucian's office now with the clip. Oh, he running right in there. Yeah, Apple fucked up. They did. Snitch. Nah, because when you a fan and you looking for something at midnight,

you want to go find a shit. I had drool in my mouth. I woke up at three and bought it. I even went to the store. I was like, I'll just go buy it first before I even hit play. It wasn't there.

They fucked up. But then like maybe 10 minutes or 15 minutes later, it popped up. Cool. I'm listening to the album and it clicked why it wasn't hip-hop like she's rapping on a few records it's a lot of singing a

lot of pop records and then it's like oh shit this is pop superstar Nikki album yeah yeah and then it hit why I didn't see the promotion here in the urban space cuz you're not a pop superstar. I'm not. And it wasn't marketed to him. Then why you wearing pink? Fam, I'm... Only pop superstars

should wear pink. Oh, well then I'm... Pink strings. I'll go pop again. Did you like the album? I did not notice. Overall? Yes.

I did not notice that he had pink shoelaces. Matchy, matchy. I always match. What's wrong? I can't match pink shoe laces matchy matchy I always match pink laces and the gray gray suede we took the gray out I took the gray out and put it in the car that's what I was doing

you ain't Crip you just a blue gray show off but nah my standout you ain't Crip. You just a blue gray show off. But nah, my standout record is the record with her, Uzi, man. Everybody? That record,

yeah, that record, I can hear. The Drake record, I think, when it warm up, that record's gonna be a problem. It's a lot of warm weather songs on this album.

All right, you said the Uzi record, which is... I just want to play some of this stuff while you... Yeah. This shit's gonna go. It's a lot of samples that are... Probably cost a lot of money to do, too. This album's expensive. This shit hard. It's a lot of samples that are, probably cost a lot of money to do too. Let's help Mr. President. This shit hard.

Oh, she cheated with this. Bruh. It's hard if the chick in front of you dancing got body. No, that little Newark club scene going to tear this right here apart. Baltimore, this going to go crazy. You said you're not from Newark. Convenient, it's convenient, huh? That shit is tough.

That was the one. That shit is tough. That's the one I saw people talking about the most, too. That's cheating right there. Yeah. I'm dead ass. That shit going to be all up there. The real strippers

That really know how to move their body I love this This is three I always loved This record On Nicki's project Oh Yeah

She never lose over this She can't lose Just give me like bees in the trap But she a pop star so she can only do this a little bit I tell them that I'm the sleaze They telling me, okay, prove it I leave these bitches on read So now they know that they blew it

I tell them I'm moving My videos, they gon' view it By the fame, gotta lie They really streaming my music I give bitches the crown They fuck around and lose it And I do I wanted to save my thoughts on this project Cause I am supposed to speak to her soon And I'm gonna say what I wanted to save my thoughts on this project because I am supposed to speak to her soon and I'm gonna say what I think to her face where's that Wayne record at?

here it is I was happy that she had Wayne on here, she had Drake on here, she had Future on here. I'm happy about that. Cold. Cold. Cold smoke. Yeah, I would call that song. How many songs?

22. 22 records. That's 3 and oh right there. The whole album. Yeah. That album was really good. I'm not telling you, bro. That might be some late night.

I'm not a super diehard Nicki fan, but I enjoyed it. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's good music on there. It sounds really expensive. Like, they killed the mixing and mastering. The production is very good. It's a really good album. That Wayne record, I'm throwing one of the Young Hoes around.

No, it sounded like something. Yeah, no, it's good. It's a really good album. That Wayne record, I'm throwing one of Young Hoes around. No, it sounded like something. Yeah, no, it's good. It's good. And she got rapping, rapping records on here, too. Yeah, there's a couple on there. She threw those on there just to say- Yo, dawg, this be the funny part. I can still do this, too.

Nikki really goes, yo. She does. Like, cut the music off. We don't need no beat. We don't need no bop. I can rap, rap. Right. Like, I don't need the tricks.

I can rap, rap. Yeah, but she got the tricks, too? Yeah, I know. That's what I said. I could play that one, too. I could get busy. Uh-huh. Uh, this is Needles.

This is a Drake record. Needles? It's called Needles. Track number nine. That's a double one. Come on. I didn't hear this with this warm outside. Yeah. No.

With some $50 hills? I'm going to give him 70 hills on this one. I hear you. He can't help it. He go right to the hills. This and Melody's, yo, two years ago. If somebody on my wrist can't weigh me down What makes you think you can weigh me down?

Stop it right now Friends, they like it better when you're down Let's not talk about it It's just you and me And I'm not gonna lie Thank you Pull up and lay back Keepin' me laid back Let's see who's up Don't delay I do it like I need to Life's a haystack Friends take a leave But you can stay back Not for daddy

And yo, you give that boy one of them Out of the park He goes crazy The other thing I like If you give that boy any of them little funny Bop Calypso-esque It's over Line it up

That nigga's a monster The other thing I like about this album is he cool with it being with it being 22 records it's still not feature heavy

true you know what I mean just the majors yeah you got seven maybe eight joints that got a feature

I'm not mad at that I'm still giving you me and I'm doing it singing. Different ways. Pop record. Rapping. Like, come on, man. Stop playing.

Shout out to Nicki. I'm going to let this album play a little more over the weekend. I enjoy it. As I let it. You know what I mean? Digest, see what's going on in here. Try to catch the bars where you dissing these rap bitches. Oh, yeah.

She gave a couple. Yeah. There's a couple in there. Yeah, no. I'm going to ask about it. Tori Lanez. A little Christopher Reeves horse. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Then it's going to look like it's me being messy when I'm really just doing my journalistic obligation. It ain't you being messy.

Everybody caught him too. Yeah, but it's the nigga that's asking about him that's going to be like, oh, look at your butt being messy. Your butt is messy though. button's messy, though. I am.

You better be asking the messy nigga. I am. Organized mess, man. A little bit of mess is all it takes. A little bit of mess goes a long, long way. A little bit of mess is all it takes. A little bit of mess is all we. What's up? What's up? I'm on the bass line three. Hands up. A little bit of mess is all it takes. A little bit of mess is all we eat.

What's up? What's up? I'm on the baseline three. Hands up. If the lane get crowded and congested, you can always dish out Ginobili. Do you need bongos? Nah, I don't need bongos. You sure?

I can find some bongos. Y'all niggas get in this bag, man. Y'all niggas. Let me just say this real quick. Y'all back up real quick. Before I start this. Y'all back. Get off the bag, man. Y'all niggas are having it. Let me just say this real quick. Y'all back up real quick. Before I start this. Y'all back. Get off the court. Go sit down.

Check out. Check out the game real quick. Yo, Eric should make this black and white? Yeah, that's my new thing. Oh, shit. Before I start this, I definitely want to start off by apologizing to Melissa Ford. Now, here's where my apology comes. By not doing my proper research and making it seem like I left my sister, someone who makes me comfortable up here,

on the ledge by herself. That wasn't my intention. A lot of times when you come from or when you start off with somebody, a friendship before you get somewhere successful, you try to cherish those so you can show them that you didn't change. And in doing that,

I didn't realize that by doing that and quickly reacting, by not doing my proper due diligence, might have threw my sister under the bus and participated and throw her under the bus, not realizing the attack she's been receiving, the disrespect she's been having to deal with over the week. And I take accountability for my role in that, for not being a brother, not being there and just not taking her feelings into consideration. for not being a brother, not being there, and just not taking her feelings into consideration. So before I start that, I want to apologize to my sister, Melissa Ford, publicly.

I stand with Melissa Ford. I love her. Regardless of what she say, it's a way to do things as a brother. It's a way to just say, you know, I'll stand with you, but to pull her to the side and try to come up with an understanding so we both can attack the topic together. And I felt like I didn't do that. And I want to do better moving forward, especially if I'm going to be here

working with Melissa in the upcoming year. So that's my sis. I apologize. Thank you. You know what I'm saying? Here's the thing. I appreciate... It's not going to be a typical ISO.

I'm not coming with disrespect. I'm coming with truth. A lot of times I extend grace, forbearance, benevolence to a lot of people that don't deserve it. I've been doing that for years because in the beginning when I started, no one had my back. So the people that came along and had my back, I cherished those moments. came along and had my back, I cherish those moments. I remember watching rappers and stuff like that be pissed off because they were talked about from people who they considered friends. So I try to maintain that integrity. There's a few that I grew up with, or I was around as a child. I didn't really grow up with Joe, but I was around him. I didn't really grow up with Envy, but I was around him.

Stack Bundles took me in. Nicki Minaj, when she was Nicki Mirage. Cardi B. Like, these are the people that I can't talk about situations with them. Maino, Jim Jones, even Cam. I can't because at a time, coming up, they looked out for me. They allowed me to run with a brand, and they extended their hand at a time of need for me. They allowed me to run with a brand and they extended their

hand at a time of need for me to push my brand. So I cherish those moments. But it bothers me when the grace is not given to me. For anyone to think that I would do something, a lot of times I have to take accountability because playing the algorithm game, being a clout baby, I have to take accountability because playing the algorithm game, being a clout baby, being the leader of that, I instantly jump to respond or instantly jump to get engagement. And my brother here always tell me to take your time. I don't know. I don't know if it's anxiety. I don't know if I'm anxious. Joe has told me, take your time, sit on something. You don't have to jump to it. But once again, I jumped and I was just putting something out there because we were being attacked by not defending male. Not one time that I want to slight anyone, but that was my fault.

That was my fault because and that's the karma that comes around by not taking advice from people who are in a better position than you or who knows it. Yeah, I know the algorithm and engagement, but there's somebody that I'm around that's a little bit or a little higher than me in that field, knows it a little better. So I jumped to that, and this is what happens. I take that. But I would like grace in certain situations when it comes to these things. I would like the benefit of the doubt. I've started a whole movement of Bloods on YouTube. I started a gang movement and gave a lot of people platforms. I'm going somewhere with this. And off the strength of my friends to look good, I aligned myself with Alpo. I put my integrity on the line for my friends to get the real story so they're not embarrassed because people like the street folklore. I did a lot of stuff when it comes to friendship, and that same grace is not given to me,

and I have a problem with it. Am I mad? No. You people out there can't fool me into reacting or jumping or saying something, because I don't feel that way, because my son, my children who was around me, thank God JR was around me and saw my encounters with these individuals because if he wasn't, I would have to come up here and have an ego on my shoulder to prove something different. A lot of times we put

sauce on things to prove a story. I get it. I got it. And it's my fault. I don't want any more industry friends. I don't want any more podcast friends. For the simple fact is because when you hold people on a pedestal, they may not look at you the same way. They may be putting a plan together. What I was asked to do, the principle-wise, was so disrespectful. I've never been anybody's son. When I walk in a building, I walk with bravado. I'm cocksure about who I am. I walk with energy that nobody can take away because the people that are fans of you are also a fan of mine because they are surprised that a man can do this

and get away with it. I've ran and do things for a long time, so I'm no one's son. I never acted like anyone's son, but we have to spice it up for the viewership. The problem is, though, is that. I have to stop holding people so high. I have to. I remember, like I stated earlier, people being affected. And I don't want to be a part of that affection. I don't want to be a part of causing any type of wound to anyone. But that friendship shit is over. And moving forward,

I'm not holding back anymore. Like I said, I was told to allow niggas to talk about niggas. I felt like if I sat here and Joe, he gives grace. He lets me get up. He's like, yo, Flip, you get ahead. Oh, you guys can co-sign that.

It's the thing that I don't acknowledge, and I said it in that blog I did, that Deaf Poetry Jam blog I did. But he gives grace. Yo, I'm about to talk. Da-da-da. Take that out. And it's not that he's scared because of things. If you hear the stuff without the edits, you will feel different. But off the strip of that, he don't want you sitting there. And he realizes that I work with different people and I want the

environment to be comfortable. I don't want him to come to work and feel like he can't trust me to lead. So that's why I cherish that. One last thing before I close, it shouldn't be looked down upon because a person had their own thing where they come on another platform to get knowledge, to get funding, and just to experience. That shouldn't be frowned upon. I feel like we look at black people and we make fun of each other when they go for guidance and help. We look down on that. And all that does is keep us on the same level. Crab in the barrel mentality.

I'm not ashamed of being here. I'm happy. I've learned a lot. And I'm going to continue to learn. And just see my next move. I salute everybody. That's my ISO. I'm not protecting anyone anymore.

I will cherish the current friendships I have and live by that principle because I have a son who's turning 19 on the 17th. And he looks to me for this. But other than that, you new niggas, no thank you. And you guys cannot fool me to attack anyone I don't want to attack.

I don't work well under peer pressure. I don't oversee that. I'm from Queens. All right. You could have been better with some bongos, man. But it was very good.

Thank you. Very good. Thank you. Bongos would have turned it up a little bit. Just a little bit. with some bongos, man. But it was very good. Thank you. Very good. Very good. Bongo's would have turned it up a little bit. Just a little bit. We can still add them in there. That's true.

Post production. Yeah. You feel good? You feel all right? I feel good, yeah. And thank you again. Need a hug? No, I don't need a hug.

No. I ain't got a fat? Stupid ass nigga. You ready? You ready? That's my man. That's part two. You all ready. You all ready with me.

You all ready with me, so please. Please, you all ready. Shut up, my man. He's not scared. It's tough. For the people that... It's tough, right? He's not scared.

He says a lot of shit. It's tough. I think all you niggas is goofy. I think every last one of you niggas is goofy. I ain't going to lie. It's tough to stay on this. What makes you take the high road a lot of times? I feel sometimes you look out for us by doing it. You don't involve us in things.

And you give us the opportunity to walk off. I don't think niggas understand that. Yo, I take the high road because I'm not engaging with none of you niggas out there. Let me make myself perfectly clear. I don't do back and forth with none of you niggas out there. I don't do responding. I come in here and like to dictate. I dictate. I say what I need to say. You feel however you need to feel about it and we just go on our separate ways. I'm not trying to have a discourse. When I come in here, it's not because I'm trying to relationship build with none of you niggas out there. Uh-uh.

So, there's not much to be said. You said enough. Thank you. I stand with Mel on all fronts, whatever it is. As a co-worker, as a friend, I feel like it's our jobs up here to check it, which we did. With love. I don't give a fuck about none of these other goofy niggas out here and what they got to say.

That shit is performative and it's shenanigans. I'm not with none of the performative shit. You think you got a lawsuit? Call your lawyer. You got enough lawyers? I think they'll advise you against it. And I don't think niggas' paper is long enough for frivolous lawsuits that they don't have a chance on winning.

Call your lawyer and look up what defamation means. I'm not doing this shit with you niggas paper is long enough for frivolous lawsuits that they don't have a chance on winning Call your lawyer look up with defamation means not doing this shit with you niggas out here You niggas is trying to play algorithm games, and I'm not with none of it And that's still male ford at the end of the day you niggas be on instagram liking the bad escorts Going crazy the cheap ones bitches be 50 and 500 pounds you niggas in the comments writing shit stop playing with niggas up here Honestly I observed I'm trying to be cool because niggas in the comments writing shit stop playing with niggas up here honestly i observed i'm trying to be cool because niggas got relationships but enough now enough i stand with you too mel you know i called you i called you um i called mel the other day just because i didn't like how it looked from i didn't know like i'm saying everything i said to you i didn't know that you didn't know, I'm saying everything I said to you. I didn't know that you didn't know about the

clip before I played it. And then looking back, it looked like I served you up. And that's never my intention. I don't do that to anybody up here. So, I apologize to you in private, and I'm apologizing to you again in public. And stand with Mel, too.

And nobody up here plays Clout Chaser games, yo. We don't do that over here. Shit been number one the whole time it been a thought. That ain't my bag. I go viral just on the strength of my name and who I be, nigga. I ain't fucking chasing on these algorithms. Y'all niggas start playing. I'm tired of all this performative shit. I stand with Mel I stand with Mel and that's where I'm at with it thank you

thank you I stay with Mel as well thank you and I'm sorry if I did anything all that shit is goofy all parts of it is goofy it's all around goof troop it's all around goof troop it's goofy shit man I got great weekend plans. I'm not playing with none of these niggas. Same. I'm lit this weekend. I'm outside. The show's safe.

Yeah. Do you send a picture with you outside? Like just say, yo, I'm happy. Do you antagonize in at all? No, I don't do that. Okay. We pass that. We pass those games.

And I don't think that any man will ever win the antagonizer no you wouldn't no you would not you lose even playing that game you cut your nose

to spite your face I mean I will say that the dog whistling was effective I mean I'll just say that the dog whistling

was effective it was what you talking a woman cold no it was it was just ugly it's it was it was just ugly like the response you know to everything um and just like the onslaught of attacks that i received um was just like wild The things that were being said to me and it's like, you know, like old, washed, blah, blah, blah, all that stuff.

Like water off a duck's back, but like saying things like I should be f***ed. Jesus. You know, it's just, it's like wildly uncalled for. Like it's really vile. You know what I mean? And I don't like, when you look at the, with the situation was, it just doesn't call for the kind of reaction that it became,

you know? And it's just like, in order to protect like my mental health, I had to take a very, very, very like, like a few steps back and have to, and put people in place in order to try to shield me from it.

Sure. And you know, so that's disgusting sorry well I mean you know when when misogyny just goes unchecked it's dangerous and that's just that's just a reality that women have to kind of live with and experience especially when you're you know a public figure and you're forward-facing and stuff like that, and you say something that people just don't like or they misinterpret or whatever the case was, regardless if you apologize afterwards. Right. Well, we were one for one on our apology tour.

I really enjoyed how my apology was received horseback it was received very well I thought for once it was amazing you know you be down in this bag

you need a 10 you need a 10 to get back in then you start looking at the cards you go 8 and 7 oh my god you're the first

five cards in space holy shit the only one look at the rest of the board. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I'm chewing it. I'm chewing it. That nigga pulled up on a little horse.

Maybe Killer Hill or Mountain, whatever that shit is called. Grave Digger Mountain. Grave Digger Mountain. Maybe it's not so bad. It sounded scary. Friend of the show, NBA Young Court. It sounded scary when he first said it. Now it's like, oh, it looks nice.

No, no, no. It was still scary. It was still scary. Be clear. Even as I smiled, I said, oh, man, that's the young nigga's way of letting you know that they accept your apology or they're going to kill you. Man, I love this new era. No in between.

But I like that. I think that's how it's supposed to go. That's how it's supposed to go. Smooth like that. I don't know why. Well, I do know why, but it's cool. go. That's how it's supposed to go. Smooth like that. I don't know why. Well, I do know why, but it's cool. It's cool. Yeah, that's how it's

supposed to go, man. That nigga made horseback riding look fun a little bit. I wanted to pull up on a little horse. I've never been on a horse. You've never been horseback riding? Never, Paul? You? Never. I've not been on no fucking horse. Why? What? Why? Because you're 6'5"? Maybe.

I don't know. I don't know if it has something to do with it. I don't know. I never saw the... Stop. Don't let me make this a challenge. You got some slave ownership. Why you had to turn...

You never been on a horse? Huh? You ever been horse riding? Yes. Parks. Next season of Improv Riding. We're going to have a horse in here. Wow.

Yeah, never been. And that's animal abuse when I went horseback riding. You were abusing the animal? Yeah, these, when you go on vacation, these little tourist sites that make the animal just carry humans for 19 hours back and forth. Through the beach water and all that. Yeah, that's nice. But they stop. Don't say 19 hours. They stop. The horse stop and-

They stop so you could take a picture, so that's 22 hours. It's time added. I'm just going, yeah. You went fast on the horse? You went fast on the horse? No. There's a guy that rides a horse in Queens,

up and down Rockaway Boulevard. Fam, go to Philly. Them niggas ride horses In Philly like I'm talking about niggas And there's a law That was a It's so funny

I'm dead serious I've seen that too I've seen that too They ride horses like Niggas is not serving The custies on the horses Bruh they ride horses Like they fucking dirt bikes

Because you can't They didn't change the law I remember there was a guy Riding a horse on the highway I'm dead ass And he showed them the law In Chicago You can't stop them. He broke it all down to them.

They had to give him back his horse. Oh, shit. You go shoot a nigga on a horse, that is some wild shit. The cop stopped him. He said, oh, you're touching my horse. Stop. You're making my horse nervous.

I'm listening to this guy. This guy is crazy. Oh, don't play that. That's crazy. No, I'm a producer. I'm not. I'm not. That is some wild shit. I ain't know that. Nah crazy No I'm producing I'm not I'm not That is some wild shit

I ain't know that Nah Nigga in Jordans On the horse Riding a horse With some polo shit on How ironic That's crazy

Where do you park the horse? Tied to some shit The projects nigga What you That's Ray Ray horse Ain't nobody fucking When you go to Best Buy Where do you put the horse?

Yo I told y'all When I lived out in PA They had car parking Horse and buggy parking Every major store You go to Walmart Niggas tying their horse up over here Niggas parking their car over here

Is that because there's like A lot of Amish? Yeah Okay gotcha Real quick Interesting Speaking about animals I see

I don't know where it's at I don't know if it's the Bahamas But those pigs that attack you On the beach No they don't attack you I's at. I don't know if it's the Bahamas, but those pigs that attack you on the beach. Oh, no. They don't attack you. I fucked with the pigs before. In Bahamas. It's Bahamas.

Yeah, in Bahamas. So you fuck with the oink, but you ain't never ride a horse. They hit the pigs. It was wild pigs? They're just as big as hell. Yes. They were tall as me. Do they bite you for real?

No, they don't bite you. No, they don't bite you. That's not true. I saw a video where the girl got bit. She must have been fucking with the pig. Those pigs by the water don't bite. That shit's as big as hell too. They made it stand up. It was as tall as me.

Wild pigs, my nigga? That's funny, son. I ain't gonna hold you. You know what's funny about you? Me? Yeah. A number of things, but I'm listening. Not just you, my girl. All you non-pork eating niggas. You can still hang out with the pig.

You're not eating it. Not supposed to touch that. No, no, no, no. Listen, the bodega niggas serve them right up. Listen, when y'all go in the bodega and order your turkey bacon. That's the fact.

They cook it on the same grill. The same exact grill as my bacon. They don't clean it. They don't move it around. No, it depends on what bodega. They just give a little scrape. Yeah, they do.

They give a little scrape. They give you chips. That's it. A little scrubby They just give a little scrape. Yeah. They just give a little scrape. That's it. A little scrubby pad. Yeah, yeah. It depends on which one you go to. I'm telling you. All right, well, the one that cooked the good sandwiches that we like, they ain't doing that shit. That nigga ain't even washing his hands.

You think he cleaning up the bar? It depends on where you go. I'm talking about where we go, nigga. I know you in real life. They don't clean it up. So watch how you talk about us. Plus all them candies got that pork gelatin and shit

that you like. Yeah, the salt from the pork bacon is on your turkey bacon. Remember that. Yo, so my girl goes to make chicken dip for her and her kids. The chicken dip recipe

she steal from me. She my son. She gonna make it. Her kids love it. I gotta be the supportive boy. Oh, baby, how did that turn out? She tell me how it turned out. It was good, but it don't taste like yours.

I was like, well, yeah, you don't do the mix. You don't do it. But my girl, one of them is healthy eating type niggas. So she start clowning me, saying, well, yeah, I don't break the chicken up with the metal top from the can and put metal, metal. What you say? Metal shimrits. Metal shavings.

Shavings. All in the chicken dip. I'm like, well, yeah. And that's why your shit don't taste the bomb. Yeah, you need a little bit of that. Need that metal shavings up in that piece. Right. A little bit of tin, a little bit of oil.

Yeah. It ain't going to hurt you. Low on them giving the kick. They've been doing this shit for years, dog. They're going to do nothing. That's funny, though. That low on them giving a little extra. For real, with all the germs from the top of the metal.

Oh, yeah, because you didn't wash the top off. Not at all. I ain't put no water on that. You didn't wash the top off. Anybody who was in that supermarket that picked it up is going in my chicken dinner. That's nasty. That's bad.

That's good, though. That's good, though. That shit box looks like a cat down on the floor. Oh, yeah. Pick that right up. Cat licked it up. A lot of the nasty shit be good. Even pause fell on the floor. Oh, yeah. Pick that right up. Sneeze on his hand. Cat licked it up. A lot of the nastiest shit be good. Even pause the nuts out there.

Yo. The nuts. Where you going with this thing? Yo, hold on, dog. The nuts, when you put your hand into the nuts. Wait, you grab the nuts in your hands when you say that? The nuts, the hot nuts. You hot nuts.

The hot nuts in my head. Oh, so you warm them up. Come on. The hot nuts. Yo, the nuts. That's how you like your nuts? No. You look where they're saggy and shit? No, hey, yo. The nuts stand. Yo's how you like your nuts? No. You like where they're saggy and shit?

No, hey, yo, the nut stand. Yo, be standing in your troop, yo. The nut stand. I don't know the nut stand in the bag. It's right next to the brick stand, right? The mixed nuts in the bag, right? Not the bag, the one where it's hot. Not the bag.

Hot nuts. You're nuts for nuts. They be sweating? So you saying they sweating? Nuts for nuts. You're nuts. Then you got food poisoning for them shit one time. That shit is good though.

I'll get that shit again. Oh shit. They got sick. Oh that was funny. Oh let that shit be good. Oh shit. And also hey real quick

I don't know where he went. You hot dog stand niggas. Alright? Stop selling chicken chicken hot dogs. No. We can tell the difference. It's not beef. Stop. You don't like chicken hot dogs? I think some people want the chicken hot dogs. No. We can tell the difference. It's not beef.

Stop. You don't like chicken hot dogs? I think some people want the chicken hot dogs. They want the alternative. Chicken balls. That shit is nasty. You want nuts and beef. Them chicken sauces,

them hot dogs. Hold on, wait. You prefer the chicken hot dog? Prefer? No, don't do that. The beef is the preferred, Frank. Yes, yes. The Nathan's Stands in Manhattan, fire.

That's beef. Pause. Hey, why we just firing at niggas? Fuck all you niggas out there that eat cotton candy. Like, I don't know. I never understood y'all. That was like, wait, wait, what? I never understood them. Cotton candy is good, y'all.

Y'all don't think them niggas is weird? Cotton candy is good. Tell me as a man. I ain't talking to men. As an adult, I'm not talking to them about cotton candy. I was going to say, as a man, how do you manly eat cotton candy? Just twirl it with your finger? Oh, you do that? Ish manly eat cotton candy? Just twirl it with your finger? Oh, you do that? That's it. Ish, you eat cotton candy?

Yes. I was about to say. I eat that shit out the bag, nigga. It don't got no... No, you don't. It don't really got no taste. No, you don't. It's pure sugar.

Nigga, if it was a cotton candy bag right there, you wouldn't touch it. I'm sure I wouldn't eat that. All right. I think you lying. You know I'm standing, man. So cotton candy is wax? That's different. It's not candy. When I was little, I used to eat it. But you used to eat it just think you're lying. You know I'm standing, man. So cotton candy is wax? That's different. It's not candy.

When I was little, I used to eat it. But you used to eat it just because you was little. Right. That shit ain't a quality candy. That was a thing to eat when you was a kid. Laffy Taffy's, dude. Your dumb ass go to LA as a tourist and walk up the street to Saddle Ranch and order the fucking cotton candy shit.

They're going to come put 10 pounds of cotton candy on your table. Big as hell. I never heard of that. At Saddle Ranch, yeah. And they're going to come put 10 pounds of cotton candy on your table. Big as hell. I never heard of that. That's Saddle Ranch, yeah. And they're going to come sing a song like it's your birthday. You got cotton candy, the man need it. We at Saddle Ranch, the cotton candy.

What? Yes. I'm telling you that's what they do. I've been to Saddle Ranch a lot. No, you're not lying. I've been to Saddle Ranch a lot. If they sing a cotton candy song to me, I'm telling you that's what they do. I've been to Saddle Ranch a lot. No, you're not lying. That's success. I've been to Saddle Ranch a lot. If they sing a kind of candy song to me, I'm... Any of y'all establishments, if something in the order come with a song, that should be optional.

Don't just walk up to my table singing... Nigga, I got warrants. You making it mad hot. You never been to Cuban pizza? Yeah. Them niggas start beating on them dumbass bongos right next to your table. The shit mad as hell, a little anyway. Nigga about to bust your eardrum.

Yo, fam, I can't. Bro. Get away from me, yo. For real. Dr. Umar, hear that? So you're not in tune with the drum, with the sound of the drum, the chakras? you're not in tune with the drum, with the sound of the drum, the chakras? You're not in tune with the chakras?

That's our shit. Yo, Umar is going to fuck you. I'm telling you, he don't steal the checks, bro. He not answer my DM no more. That damn Charlamagne got to him. Oh, man. That's a close one. No, he got to raise the price.

He got to raise the price. They used to come singing at us. Whatever he charged, I'll pay. I know what he charged. No, I'm sure that price might have went up. Or it might be more for me like I'm the Knicks. Knicks always got to pay more for the same nigga that the Jazz going to get. It might be at your price.

I'm going to pay it just to get Ishan Umar. That's fire, Joe. But Ishan's the only person in any of our little off-day, off-shoots. Ishan don't show up. Oh, no. We got to do it somewhere special, though, I think. Ishan don't show up. We got to find somewhere fly to do it.

Malcolm on Ice or whatever that bum-ass shit he be at. He just be doing some eclectic shit. He's going to reach out to you. He's going to be at NDIRE in the park or some shit. Malcolm on Ice. They could be at Central Park just walking. Oh, look at this. Eating ice cream, walking.

Oh, this is the same place the Pilgrims migrated. Central Park, you know Central Park. Yeah, he's got some dumb ass back. You know what Central Park used to be, right? OK. Slave. I'm not slave, but black people dwelling. OK.

Can I just make a show of you and your shit? Yeah, nigga, use your other podcast voice, but black people dwelling. Okay. Can I just show you all your shit? Yeah, nigga, use your other podcast voice too. Don't come here mumbling now. I'm not mumbling I haven't seen you

around too much. You're sounding powerful. And yeah. Sounding bold and assertive. Nigga, don't come here mumbling now. Wake it up.

That pussy is worthless. Oh shit, man. That was dumb. Once he gets the fucking demoralizing vagina demoralizing vagina and niggas with 50 grand can y'all survive once they come up to that wrap you up

he not playing with y'all 50 grand and other niggas oh my god oh man You're an idiot. He not playing with y'all 50-grader, not the niggas. Oh, my God. Oh, man. Yo, you're a fool. Then he went in his Trump bag a little bit. Hey.

Hey. You still do my guy like that. Yo, don't watch my nigga. Yo, don't do that. Yo, any way that you pop up, do you know that about me? Don't do that, though. I'm watching it. No, don't stop.

If you support Trump, he's going to support you. You are prime time TV for me. That clip was horrible, man. That's not what happened. That clip was terrible, man. I saw the whole shit. That's not what happened. Wait, you didn't like If you support Trump, he's going to support Trump. You are Brian.TV for me. That clip was horrible, man. That's not what happened. That clip was terrible, man. I saw the whole shit. That's not what happened.

Wait, you didn't like the clip? What happened? It was a horrible clip. That's what happened. They served me up on the clip. They served him up. It was taken out of context. No, the clip did what a clip is supposed to do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Served him the fuck up. Served me smooth up. Shit. Wait, tell the audience. What are you talking about? Why do you think they served you up so the conversation

that we had when I say they was good cuts too it was good cuts like them niggas nice I'm looking like y'all don't see no separation

no nothing we had mad conversations and that's where you went wrong number one look mistake one we started talking

about politics, right? And I'm like... That's mistake one, actually. Motherfuckers know I... No, talking for a long time is mistake one. I don't fuck with Trump like that, right? But I was giving examples. It was a nuanced conversation

on where he is better than Biden, certain shit. These niggas chopped the clip up to make me look like I got MAGA merch. Yo, they chopped the clip. I'm like, yo, for real, my nigga? Under there, I wrote, yo, horrible clip. Oh, shit.

On the fucking phone. Did you hit him on the side and be like, why'd you do that? I don't know them niggas. Oh, wait. I'm definitely going to the Ish comment and do the invisible saying. Where Ish still think it's there, but can't nobody see it. You ain't going to come under my comment and talk about some horrible clip. All right, hidden, hide this.

You can do that. You can do that. Yeah, you hit the three dots. And hit, make this visible to only me. And then they have to approve it. They have to go to a section and approve the comment to make everybody see it. And you'll know that if you wrote some poignant shit there

and nobody commented underneath. I didn't even know you could do that. That's crazy. We got your back at the JVP. You, Mel, Flip. Yo, I was tight. I ain't going to hold you. I was tight. Did you call your publicist?

No. Did you tell your publicist on Bridget? That's what they did? That's stupid, yo. They did it? Yeah, they served them up.ist on Bridget? Oh, shit. That's who did it? That's stupid, yo. They did it? Yeah, they served him up. Man, they're Bridget. Good for that nigga.

I'm going to show his face somewhere. Good. Oh, shit. They got him. That was definitely up for business. What? You dumbass nigga. He never talks about Trump on the podcast.

Well, Flip just said, man. They lying around. I don't know who to talk about Trump. Let me tell you what I think. All right. All right, man. That's one of the things when you feel comfortable

with people, man, you got to be comfortable. And when you talk for a long time. Let's just slip in there. If Bridget could do that, imagine what Dr. Umar going to say.

Oh, my God. I don't even want to think about it. Would you really set that up though, Dr. Umar? You just pot it. 100%. 100%.

If you're asking me, I think that Mel and Ish should have long ago started a show and just stopped coming here. If you're asking me, he got at least 10 easy layup shows. You got Bell money? Oh, shit. Here you go. Here you go. For Mel, yes.

But Ish, I'm down If Ish and Mel If you just put up The Family Feud podium In the middle of the thing I'm fucking down Have Ish and Mel there And just topics on projector screen

And they just go And all they doing is going Lights low Spotlight Like debate style. Getting these niggas out of here. Kill it. Told you, he said, she said.

They want to come up here and talk about Youngboy with me. Nigga, if y'all don't call and get this shit out of that, they lit. I'm down. They lit. They lit. Early 2024. Why don't you produce the show? Why don't they produce it?

You can only bring people to the water. If people don't want to do it. I don't know that. Actually, I've listened to enough. I don't know how long this nigga people to the water. Like, if people don't want to do it, I don't know that, I don't, actually, I've listened to enough, I don't know how long this nigga got in the game. When he signed his little publishing house book deal. Publishing house?

Let me do it, I heard that name. Hey, you can't fool me. When he signed his little book club check, whatever he getting, that nigga's out of here, man. I don't know if he want to play with Mel. Book checks ain't a lot. Oh, shit. Publishing house is a thing.

They're not. This nigga crazy. I'm telling you, they're not. I'm just saying, I don't know if it's one of those That first one hit that's on the list. Goodbye.

Yeah, he's out of here. If your first book is out of here. I'm talking about yours. Oh, it depends on how you're getting paid. It's just like the music business. I'll sue you with Silks, nigga. Shut up. Oh, man. He's you getting paid. It's just like the music business. I'll see you at Silk's, nigga. Shut up.

Oh, man. He's going to be at Silk's acting different. Back corner. Yeah. Few of them girls that he said would never get a call will probably get a call. Oh, man. You got the streets in the uproar. I love when podcasters get thirsty.

I don't know. Does he? You got the streets in the uproar. What he did? They took that clip where you talk about pussy and put it on some other put you in the video with other women. I said, what the fuck?

I said, it's just a white man that's having the view. I said, oh shit, he wildin'? That's his shit? He's going on a podcast tour, talking about pussy? I said, oh, could you defend what's them niggas he's defending? The brothers that got arrested? Come on don't do that all right i wasn't defending my fault my fault you're right i'm gonna play

that game that was your man that wasn't my man you knew the whole spill yo they got the shit you go to the website they got this whole shit i went to the website. I almost knocked off. I said, what? Yeah, no, you was rapping for Bamboo Grape. Oh, man, yo. That's not true, but go ahead, yo. Ain't nobody listening to you. It's just my man.

I just be smiling because I know Kevin Samuels in heaven singing, Melody from heaven. That nigga, Kevin Samuels be up there making some tea when Ish get to cooking.

Oh, man. That's right. That's a fool. That's's right do it for Big Kev man the godfather oh the godson the godson the godson the podson

podson that might be it yo nah this is like when Apollo's son grew up and started boxing too this guy's an idiot podson creed Might be it, yo. Nah, this is like when Apollo's son grew up and started boxing, too. This guy's an idiot. Pod son greed. Stupid son of a mother boxer.

Anyway. Anyway. Yeah, get a ball for me, fam. Russell Simmons. You really just know how to keep the mood light, don't you? I thought we was going to sprinkle a little silence. We got silent. So go ahead and flip Russell Simmons' water. I don't know.

I don't know. He just saw his name on the board. He doesn't know what the fuck's going on, right? Russell Simmons was there for a friend and a confidant and someone else. and a confidant, and someone else, offered his fucking financial brilliance and a strategic game plan to two people that he loved. And then it happened. Oh.

And then it happened to him. What? He tried to buy NBC. Well, he did too much. Now Russell's on video saying I'm a baller in the air. I thought that was fly. He said it's cheap over here, nigga. Super cheap.

I'm a baller in the air. It don't take much. Give me a little yoga mat. I'm cool. Some iced tea. I'm cool. What do we think? Russ said he's been insensitive

he said he's been pushy but he's never been forceful he's never been violent I've never f***ed anyone I've never done any violent act and I do believe f*** to be a violent act I've never done anything violent in my entire life

that's what Russell Simmons had to say I'm a whore and I've had a ton of sex in my life and, you know, I could be a little crazy with my mouth but that don't mean

that I've, you know, f***ed anybody. He said he took nine lie detector tests. Yes, I saw that part. Seven of them

were administered by like the big kahuna. The president of the lie detector. Yeah, bodyguard president. He said,

I passed all of them. He said, yo, I even asked the dude that one point. Yo, how would how would You know if I'm lying, how would you know if I don't even remember he said your subconscious would tell the truth Yeah, he was like what? Oh, okay. So like if you just recollect different than somebody else Your subconscious would kick in again allegedly your subconscious would kick in again, allegedly. Allegedly.

Allegedly. I don't think that's scientifically sound. I don't think so either. It doesn't sound like it at all. And not to say that he's guilty of that shit. I have a question to piggyback over that. In this world, a situation can happen where both of you leave the situation with two different perspectives. Yes. True.

Right? But how would you know you're on the same perspective if you're leaving feeling good about it? How would you know? If you're leaving and somebody could possibly change their view on the situation, how can you prepare for that? Can you ever prepare for that? When would you ever know? You could just-

It's a really tricky situation. It is. I don't think, just off my personal experiences, I don't see where there could really be that much gray with regards to an act such as that. Like, let's take it off of Russell Simmons. I don't understand, or see. No, I'm about to ask Mel.

I don't understand how you could say like, yo, we see f*** or, you know what I mean, in a different light. You can enlighten me, maybe? Well, I mean, the fact that he said, you know, that he's never forced anybody. And, you know, I don't know if these were his words. Maybe this is a paraphrase where he says,

is a violent act. That's not true at all. In some cases, it is. In some cases, it's not. The vast majority of that happens is not stranger. It's somebody that you know. majority of that happens is not stranger it's somebody that you know you know and in that way it may not be violent and and a violent taking you know what i'm saying so that just kind of negates what he's saying it is what i heard and i want to because i was oh my bad not to cut you off flip

this i think i i'm of the belief that there's nothing but gray area in sexual acts. There are mad times where sex is chemistry based and there are plenty of times where people are not having every conversation about what goes on between you two intimately. There's one case going around that I won't highlight, but in that person's cases, it starts with consensual sex. And then they decide that whatever's happening in the room says she wants some ass play. Mm hmm. Got you. If you did not stop in that moment to discuss that and ask, is that all right? Then that's foul many of sex participants

will say damn is that the time for the conversation right so it's just it's just it's great we have an open dialogue so so so let's say that's not really my thing so i don't really know i don't know how dudes really lead up to that. Keep that asshole. But from what I understand, niggas will start playing with they thumb, whatever, whatever. So in that moment, let's just say hypothetically, Mel, if that's taking place, and I'm putting you in a scenario, hypothetically

of course, let's say a dude, y'all having vaginal sex, and then a nigga start playing with your asshole, and he go to put it in your butt. He's supposed to... No, listen! This is actually... He's supposed to ask for it. Are you comfortable with this? I mean, it's a scenario that has... Do we have consent?

Yes, and it's a scenario that has presented itself to myself and a bunch of women that have been here before. Women have been here before. Yes. So, at that particular point, to be politically correct, the gentleman is supposed to ask for consent prior to. Yeah. Gotcha.

Yeah. You can't just go diving in some butt hole. Right. So mid-sex. Yo, hold on. Can I put it in your ass? I am going to be extremely vocal and say abso-fucking-lutely not. But what if you enjoy anal sex?

Oh, well, then, yeah. It's definitely like. See what I'm saying? But what if you enjoy anal sex? Oh, well then, yeah, it's definitely like, yeah. If you do, then it's just like, this is cool, right? Blah, blah, blah. Yeah, yeah, sure, go ahead. Party down. True. Yeah. But that's definitely something that has to... I only bring it up to say, I didn't mean for us to unpack,

but I only bring it up to say there is great, there's great area. I don't mean for us to unpack I only bring it up to say there is gray area. I don't want that to sound like I'm saying gray area. No, that made sense. I don't think that's coming off like that. No, that made sense. I'm consenting to

the vaginal sex, but then when you think that everything is open just because we engage in the sex, that might not be true. It could be definitely some things off limits in our sexual escapades. And if it looked like she was giving you rhythm in the moment

and then she went home and said to herself, eh, I wasn't all the way comfortable with that, then it's still in effect. Yes, true. It's still in play. Yes.

I hate to be the bearer of bad news. That's scary. That's very scary well well i think these conversations are scary as well as sensitive uh and i think they're unhad a lot of the times well there's been a lot of situations where it was fully consensual somebody found out whether it be she was you know she shouldn't have been with this particular person

somebody found out and now to clean it up you have to say it was something else and that turns into a problem there's been times

where it's like I was cool with it as long as nobody knew about it now somebody know about it I gotta keep my name

clean and say it was something else. Listen, I think we can come up with every scenario. There's areas where somebody could, okay. I want to wrap up the after school portion. I ain't even want to have this. I'm trying to be quiet. It's a weekend.

Hopefully you niggas is out there trying to find consensual pussy to be with. That's it. Or whatever holes you want. Consensual holes. to find consensual pussy to be with. That's it. Or whatever holes you want. Consensual holes. Yeah, consensual holes. Just consent. Consent to touch.

Just consent, right? Yeah. Go ahead and ask. For real. Yeah, ain't nothing wrong with an ass. Even a new Fifi got to be charged before you fuck it, right? Yo. All right.

That's crazy, yo. That shit is crazy. I went too far. That shit crazy. Yeah, it's fine. I have a question, Joe. I do too feet is crazy, yo. That shit is crazy. I went too far. That shit crazy. It's fine. I have a question, Joe. I do too. No, you go first.

You go first. You first. Oh, Jesus. You first. Oh, man. Flip, you go. Kodak Black. Being arrested?

Yes. Yeah, man. Prayers up to Kodak. What I'm saying is that at what point do humanity stop making this seem like it's okay? Meaning that... Fill us in. Meaning that... Pause.

Not the arrest and everything that's going on. I'm just talking about leading up to it, we saw him being recorded doing all that crazy stuff. Right. And I feel like the people around him didn't receive any type of backlash from it, even though we said it, but they kept doing it. And they probably don't care, or they probably don't have any internet. And he's saluting my man. But this shit is foul.

And then now we're watching this nigga who's talented, who's great, and people give him a lot of praises. People that I know personally talk about how talented he is, and we're watching him go down a fucking drain. It's sad to see. Could you fill up viewers in? He got arrested. He was arrested.

We got caught with cocaine and other substances, they said. That's all they said. They said he tried to swallow it, and he told them it was a perk. And when they got it and they tested it, it was cocaine. It's just sad seeing that. It is sad. It's very sad. It's sad. And that's a dangerous shit to do. That's just sad seeing that. It is sad. It's very sad. It's sad.

And that's a dangerous shit to do. That's I think. Juice WRLD. Juice WRLD. And ODB if I'm not mistaken, God rest their dead. Oh yeah? If I recall, I think it was something like that. And if I'm wrong, I apologize.

Y'all do real good with picking the happy topics to get to for the weekend. Yeah. I'm sorry. You lost the cleaning wars, nigga. I'm just reading what's on the board. I didn't lose the cleaning wars. No, I did not. We never got back to it.

What was your question to Flip? I didn't have a question to Flip. I just had a question. What was the question? Was it fun? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. My shit was fun.

I ain't with none of the dark shit. It's body to clean the shit, like Melissa Ford said. We see you be spilling shit, dropping shit, you don't want to wipe it properly here. Wait, huh? When you spill things. Oh, you about to lose. No, I'm watching.

You want to stand in this or do you want to write me a poem? Hold on. I don't want to write you a poem. Because you might. Still, I rise. You're going to lose this one. If this is your argument, you're getting smoked. No, this is not my argument

listen what I'm saying what I'm saying is that bitch leaves candy wrappers on that couch empty water bottles a mountain he makes

a mountain of shit over there I know that all of y'all normally leave out the door at the same time but to those of you who stay y'all can see me

every part that's a fact cleaning up after you niggas leave the mayonnaise on the fucking... Y'all think the mayonnaise spraying across the counter like this. It'd be wild shit going on up there. It's take the kale salad, throw it all over the fucking... You niggas are a fucking mess. But this conversation is not about the messy awards because I would enter myself in to win that one.

It's not about that. This is about the cleaning award. Everybody here can be messy as they want. It said, and looked me in my face and said, Joe, you don't clean better than me. Now, me and my brother is just competitive, so it don't matter. We're going to compete in anything.

But why the fuck would you say that? And then I'll get to my question. compete in anything. But why the fuck would you say that? And then I'll get to my question. I had some old school sticker bras. The burrs. The burrs. They used to call them sticker bras when we was kids. Sticker bras? Yeah. They were stuck on my

shoestrings, right? The little circle. The little circle points and things that are only in North Carolina or South Carolina. The country. Them shits. I didn't even know they was in New Jersey. I didn't know. You just taught me that. I didn't know they was here like that.

I didn't know they were either. Right. Right. So I had some on my shoe strings. I didn't know. So Mel's like, yo, what do you have on your sneakers? So I started cleaning my sneakers. They fell on the floor.

You were in the swamp or something? Yeah. So I'm vacuuming. And Joe's like, yo, you're doing a shitty job of vacuuming. I'm like, fam, it's a circle. Number one, it's half carpet, half hardwood floor. I'm not going in lines. I can't make the lines with a handheld.

He's like, yo, you're cleaning up his trash. I'm like, yo, you can't clean better than me, fam. Bitch, you don't vacuum better than me. You don't sweep better than me. Why do you think that? You don't mop better than me. You don't do hands and knees clean the floor with the rag better than me. You don't clean stoves better than me. You don't clean a countertop better than me. You don't do hands and knees clean the floor with the rag better than me. You don't clean stoves better than me. You don't clean a countertop better than me.

You don't dust better than me. There's nothing in the cleaning category that you got me beating. I'm telling you. And no, it's not fair. I've seen you clean up before. But that's why I'm saying it's not fair and we can't invite you. Because you've seen me clean up mad times and you won't invite me to your house. You ain't going to see me clean up in my house anyway.

Yeah, but I could look around People got a problem Bills at the bottom I come to niggas house emotion around I'm gonna just put little spills at the bottom. I come to niggas' house and move shit around a little bit. Do you do that for you observe? Hell yeah. People don't like that shit, son.

I don't play that shit. I had a big argument about that shit. Nigga, I tore my cleaner lady up. I looked at my couch and them little holes right here. I seen a cookie crumb. Oh, yeah. Your baseball, no, no, no. Hard shit, too. Been there for weeks.

You know what they don't do? The baseboards. I be going. Like, I got a cleaner lady now, so. Oh, yeah. The baseboards, you gotta do all that. When they on they lazy shit, they skip it. All right,, like I got a cleaning lady now, so. Oh yeah, the baseboard, when they on they lazy shit, they skip it.

Alright, we really in our leaders bed. It's not in leaders. It is in leaders. There are cleaning ladies out there. I'm about to hire a cleaning lady. But if you're cleaning, you don't have to clean the ladies.

Look, you don't even know that that's a lady. No. I can tell when my cleaning lady is doing some bullshit. Bullshit. I can tell. I leave something in there like when my girl go on the phone, I leave a little treat.

I leave something in the house. Nigga, I don't spill Kool-Aid all behind my door right here. We're under. We know your cleaning lady be on bullshit. Yeah, we see the. We know she be on bullshit. Why? You called us.

She lied the other day. Oh. Oh, shit. Yo, you at the house? Yeah. All right, open the door. All right, I'll be there in 10 other day. Oh, shit. Yo, you at the house? Yeah. All right, open the door. All right, I'll be there in 10 minutes. Hold on, fam.

You was chatting and said, I'll talk to you about this later. That's my girl, though. Who do you think you are? Fuck these niggas talking about. Nah, I'm fucking with Martha. That was funny, though. That was funny. That was funny when she came in and told me I was her nephew or some shit.

You were her nephew? It's funny, because Martha do a whole podcast in here here and nobody's none the wiser. Facts. I'm going to find that little Spanish station. I'm going to find where she putting that shit out at. She pulled me to the side the other day. Martha, your older Spanish

people going to talk. They great. Facts. They going to talk. It don't matter if you on the phone watching TV conference on the Zoom. They're going to steal. And they go, I'm having the busiest morning ever. I'm trying to rush out of here to the bar. Here come more of them. Joe, you know Carol G?

No. Try to go out of business. She pull her phone out. I got to tell you about Carol G. She's one of the biggest stars in the world. Who the fuck is Carol G? All right, she's the biggest Latin star. Right under Bad Bunny, there's Carol G. She's one of the biggest stars in the world. Who the fuck is Carol G? All right, she's the biggest Latin star

right under Bad Bunny. There's Carol G. She pulled up her Instagram. She's got 700 million people. Like, the biggest thing in the world. And I guess she did an interview recently

or somebody did an interview basically saying how, you know, she's only that big because of over there. Like, over here don't really acknowledge. But we acknowledge Bad Bunny and some of these other people. She doesn't fully cross over here. She really acknowledge but we acknowledge bad bunny

and some of these other people like fully crossed over here she's big here but she's not as big she has no idea who care I don't know but she's pretty big and she's a Colombian I believe really so Martha told me because Carol G said some weird no American podcast fuck with her or she did she don't get from opportunity come up here so Martha wanted to let me know. She felt like it was her civic duty. Shout out to Martha.

That's fire. To show us Carol G. And here we are, a whole Carol G segment. Yeah, come on, Carol. And she do look good. I used to play. I used to hit shit.

If they find that little Carol G page, they don't play. Double tap, double tap. Double tap sleepers for the next eight months. Double tap, double tap. Double tap sleepers for the next eight months. Double tap. When I find out your little sleeper price, I'm on your ass, nigga.

You out. You out moving around. Stop doing that, though. I'm going to get this nigga. I'm going to get him. Stop doing that. I'm going to get him. He don't got a sleeper price.

He know what the price is. Stop. Yeah. I'm so lost. You got me in trouble with the people. If you stay on the phone with me for 60 minutes, you might get it. I might play it. I might play it. I might play the girl from London.

70 minutes. And he said that bullshit. It's over. Got a nigga from the UK hit me. Yo, how much for a sleeper? Don't do it for the girls. Mons. I'm like, Joe Lyon, bro.

Stop doing that. You have a powerful voice. Yeah, no, we don't do payola. It's true. Let me stop. Let me stop with the narratives y'all believe. You know if that nigga hit you with that cash app, you'll have it.

Depending on what it is. Oh, he playing off me. He don't wait. He do it for niggas in Queens. It ain't got to be London that nigga hit you with that cash app, you'll have a nigga's name. Depending on what it is. Oh, he playing off me. He don't wait. He do it for niggas in Queens. It ain't gotta be London. I didn't take a cash app yet, but I plan on taking it. But I gotta listen to the record

because Joe will shit on the record. Plus everyone knows. Joe, with each plate and man. See, you look at that wrong. I feel like Joe shitting on the record is an extra charge. No. That's good. No, nigga the record is an extra charge. No. No, nigga. You look at value

wrong, yo. You can sell that. You look at value wrong. You can sell that, but then what does that do for the artists? They lit. Joe shitting. If I'm trying to get my shit seen. You have to have a banya next. If Joe Button is shitting on my record, I'm lit. Joe. I hate that that's the true narrative out there, but it is

true. You think so? I see plenty of up and coming artists typing every day when the Joe Budden search bar is not contaminated with me and Mel and Cam and all this young boy and Drake and who else would be? Clowney and Charles. Last eight months, boy. I've been on the team.

But the way you do it is different. I got to pay all you niggas. Everybody employed a month. The way you do it is different. The record player, you be iniggas. Everybody employed them all. The way you do it is different. The record player, you be in the kitchen, you walk back, you make a face. Nigga, you stand right here. Like, it's foul. Yeah, but it works.

It all works. Yeah, that shit will work. Anything that adds story works. True. Okay. It's on the artist, y'all. It worked for me. Figure out how to make it work. Yo, speaking of taking payola, real quick, this is a quick one-second answer.

LeBron said, i'm not taking no charge in the uh in the uh little tournament they're doing for no 500k i'm not doing it fuck out of here i'm asking y'all if y'all would take a charge from an nba player not a police charge a basketball charge for 500,000 no offensive Greek freak yeah nigga Greek freak yes if Greek freak is coming at you you'll take a charge for half a million? Yes. Like that? Oh, you dying.

Antoine? That's your take a charge position? Go ahead, nigga. You dead as hell. Go ahead. Look, it's close in his eyes. You're going to die. No, this is how they taught us how to take charges.

Yo, that's the sham god got beef with you now. You know, I don't have no beef. Yo, I don't have beef. You better say it. I don't have beef. Clean it up. That. You better say it. I don't have to. Ween it up. Listen, that's how they taught you

to take a charge? Yeah. 500, I would take the charge for Marshawn Lynch. No, no, I don't know about that.

That would hurt. That would hurt a lot. That wouldn't be an easy recovery. If you would do that, then for 500 grand, I would. Hey,

y'all. Y'all, y'all. What? What? In three days, y'all. Y'all, y'all. What? What? In three days, I'm good. In three days, what? After taking a charge from Marshawn.

What about Aaron Donald behind us? A shaky offensive line. So y'all don't mind it as long as you heal up fast? Gotta take a sack. Hey, Joe. I'm not even looking over there, y'all. All right. All right.

Because y'all take everything I say the wrong way. So forget it. You're an idiot. Forget it. I know where you're going. Never mind. These niggas are fools. They on Puff's ass again, boys.

What he did? More charges. More last days. Oh, yeah. And he put a statement out. He did. Nigga, who would you put that shit out when I was on the fire? Another charge, apparently the

Adult Survivors Act law that came and went on Thanksgiving Day was for New York City. There's another law, there are other laws that apply for New York State with some shit that they passed which extends the time

two years, not one year, two years if you want to come out. The new young lady accusing Puff says that this happened when she was 17. She said this happened in wherever she was, Detroit. Hopped on a private jet, flew to New York State.

Not city. State. She put out all the pictures in the office next to the big P. Diddy sign. I saw that, yeah. She took the pictures. Yeah, I want to take no pictures. They'll dig up the pictures.

Look, I was there. I was there. Yikes. Yeah, said an executive came, put her on the phone. It was nasty, but then there's a guy that came out now. I saw that. It's the first guy Howard University yeah yeah I'd see that one yet yeah yeah only a matter of time only a matter of time only a matter of time and they said the guy from Howard University still has his clothes yeah he that night he got the monocle of whiskey yo you can't say that

it's oh shit you don't do that no other bar he come here and do it that nigga trying to ruin the business oh shit yo we can't attack him cause he's a victim exactly

cannot when can we do that when can't attack him because he's a victim. Exactly. Cannot? When can we do that? When can we attack a victim? Never. Oh, that's a good question. But can... Oh, darn. Yo, and I...

No. We making so much money that I can't even... I can't even... No. When is the Ishmael show? Leave that shit alone. Yo. I'm going to say it, yo.

He kept the outfit? That's weird, yo. No, fuck that, yo. We got to be able to say something. Come on. Melissa Ford. That is weird. I think that's permissible.

That's all I'm saying. That's permissible. Yes. That's all I'm saying. That's permissible. Decades. Yep. It's like when fucking Jussie Smollett walked and said he saved the noose around my neck.

He self-reported. That was what they called it. He self-reported, walked in with the noose on his neck, and everyone was like, okay, you could've taken it off. Nigga, I have a bad breakup.

Every pic that we have together and ours is down two days later. The hell I'm saving the outfits for? If she bought me a sweater, I might return that shit, get some other fly shit. Dog. Can't even stand the memory of you.

What do you want, man? Can you talk this? I'm joking. How you gonna buy this and then do that to me? You stupid, yo. You trying to give me all my material? Nigga. You stupid, yo. He's trying to give me all material.

He's an idiot, yo. Are you OK? He is a child. Flashbacks. Yeah. Like that Triggered All episode. No, I'm sorry, yo. It was that collar, nigga, that metal collar.

So it's just like, there you go. That shit about me ain't going crazy. He's like a vampire. You're always talking Dr. Ubar. You got some metal shit around your collar. What? This is my ode to Lawrence Taylor. What?

Oh, shit. What? You lost me. This is my ode to Lawrence Taylor and ring earring. I don't wear earrings. So here we go. Michael Jordan and LT. Gotcha.

Tyree killed so bad. nigga got a curtain rocked hard knocks hard knocks and I'll come clean I cried at that last episode of hard knocks I did cry what team? Miami Dolphins

the number one team. But they're fucking, damn, I don't remember his name right now. Jalen Phillips, the defenseman? Jalen Phillips, who was having a monster year. Him and Bradley Chubb got this brotherhood going that they showing us. Hard knocks is ill. It is. When these niggas is about to get hurt,

the HBO cameras zoom right in on him. The music, this nigga looking ill. HBO paying down his legs. See, this shit go. HBO is fast. You can just see this whole place.

Nigga leg going down. So then he starts crying. He go down. He's telling them, I heard my shit pop. I heard it pop. They're like, nah, be positive. He's like, no, let it go now. Bah, bah. So then he starts crying. He go down. He's telling them, I heard my shit pop. I heard it pop. They're like, nah, be positive. He's like, no, I heard it pop. It's Achilles.

He starts crying. He's like, damn, I was hooping. I was going crazy. Right? So that's fucked up. That's fucked up for him. But I ain't cry. So now they got a backup white boy.

He's nice. I don't know who he is. Andrew Van Ginkle. Van Ginkle. Shut up. Get the fuck out of here. Ginkle. So they got a backup white boy. He's nice. I don't know who he is. Andrew Van Ginkle. Van Ginkle. Shut up. Get out of here. Ginkle. So they got a backup white boy.

Van Ginkle has been waiting all of this time for an opportunity. Now they're going to keep showing the camera on his wife, his high school sweetheart. They've been together since he was in the ninth grade or some shit. She's in the bar watching the game like yo he just got he just got sick two sacks no but before that before that like her whole livelihood is dependent on him showing out while homeboy is out so she's just nervous watching the game oh my god he has to have a big game he's been stressed all morning he's been blah blah they're getting injured you got too hungry oh you're gonna be fine he start going have a big game. He's been stressed all morning. He's been blah, blah, blah. He's getting injured. He's got two home grades.

Oh, he's going to be fine. He starts going crazy in the game. HBO, they start intensifying the music. Da, da, da, da. Da, da, da, da. He's blocking punts. He's fucking pick six. He starts going crazy in the game.

His wife starts crying. I'm in the bed. Ah! Ah! He's in his whole family. She didn't know if he would make it. I don't give a fuck. Look at God. I don't give a shit.

Oh, my God. The tears was coming down, buddy. Hard knocks is ill. No, but the foresight of these niggas to be in the bar with the wife and her two girlfriends just in case he kick up. He could have a shitty game. He could have a bum ass game. He was the replacement for the player that they lost. My nigga, they got a camera on everybody.

They spent money and resources to go follow the wife just in case. This guy had been cut from like five other teams. The story was nuts and he really bugged out. He's crazy. The story was nuts and he really balled. He bugged out. He goes crazy. He did crazy? Yeah, he went crazy. Wow. He got himself a contract?

He got a contract before this year but it was only one year. That was the game against the Jets I think where the two threw the same exact interception before halftime goes out. So now the defense has two seconds. Look how ill HBO Hard Knocks is. Defense go out there with two seconds. Here come the narration voice. There's only two seconds. Look how ill HBO hard knocks is defense go out there with two seconds here come the narration voice

There's only two seconds left on the clock Plenty of time for the defense to make a play How could you not cry this is not you not cry? This is not an ad. I'm finished. But man, the emotions. Save his whole family. All right. Now I have to go to public school.

Wait, what did he say? What the fuck? This nigga is an idiot, bro. He saved his whole family. they all gotta go to public schools No more pork and beans You got money for the rest of it Yo bro hold up bro Yo bro you put your t-shirt in your boxes nigga

I'll fry you up I'll fry you up I'ma fry you up I'ma fry you up Is you different I don't know. Ish, you don't come here. You are a different nigga.

I wear a tank top every day. You put that in your drawer? So you put your tank top on first? Time out. First time out. Oh, no, no way. Stop. Holy shit.

Ish, you are a little nigga. I'm going to try that. Stop. Ish, you can't do that. Stop. All right, let's hear him out. Oh, shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Hey, yo, what's up? I'm uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable. I'm uncomfortable, too. Stop your fucking jokes. What you looking for, nigga? I went to the class. I'm uncomfortable.

Nigga, I'm uncomfortable, too. You know what's wrong? I've seen that nigga's shit before. First of all, you seen that nigga's shit? Yeah, yeah, man. The fuck is up? You different, yo's shit Yeah yeah man Fuck that You different though I'ma try that Nah I'm not

I'm about to tell you Alright This morning when I You need the extra long shits Nah This morning when I got my car Yo My car be mad cold

Your waist was cold Oh I see Yeah seriously Hell yeah your waistline was cold You sit down Yeah you sit down Your shit rise up You be like yo

You know what I mean Anyway it's cool though I don't want no... I'm going to start frying you up. But wait, but wait, hold on, hold on. You better stop, yo. I see your little hips every day in this motherfucker. But then you got out the car, and I came in here.

Is the couch cold? Oh, see? That's your man. No. That's your man today. And that shit was fire. It was all right. That joke ain't hard, son.

It's cool. It's all right. Yo, what is wrong with you? I couldn't believe that shit was fire. It was alright. That joke ain't hard. It's cool. It's alright. Yo, what is wrong with Flip, yo? I couldn't believe that shit. I was looking for, I'm like, this nigga got his shit tucked. It's a tank top

and a t-shirt, you ass. But it's, I'm gonna start firing. Nobody tucked their tank top in their boxers. That's different, but that's fire and I'm gonna try it.

That nigga is king light skin, yo. I'm gonna start firing you up, yo, I'm telling you. Why? I just pulled your shirt down from off your motherfucking shoulders. Good looking. Good looking. I'm telling you, stop, yo.

Because the other thing, right, and then we can move on is, because I'd believe you when you'd be saying you're 6'2", so that means the tank top is the longer one, so now this shit is getting caught in your ass. Yo! That shit all in your pubic hairs. I'm uncomfortable. Yo, you're an idiotic hairs. I'm uncomfortable. You're an idiot.

I'm uncomfortable. Yo, why is Cliff even looking at me? Word. This nigga's a weirdo, bitch. Yo, this nigga look at my socks every day. This nigga look at my everything every day, yo. And the boxers was high, but the wife beater was tough. I said, wait.

Look, look, look. Every day I come in here, I got to see the meat on the side of your motherfucking thing. You know what I mean? Look, look, look. I think that's a pause. No. That is definitely a pause. And this nigga don't be wearing t-shirts most time under the hoodie.

That's not true. I just see this whole piece of blubber on the side every day with the little Georgia and I'm still here wearing it. I'll take your jokes, nigga. Pull the wife beater out your boxes. Nigga said, nigga. Pull the white beat out your boxes. Nigga said flip shape like the blob. Who said that? To this nigga.

Who? Some nigga. Remember the blob? The blob. Who said that? I will survive. Oh, were you just to joke like that? I got to watch that shit.

I didn't see that. If you know me and I know you, we will survive. If we grew up together and you gave me the solid, you did that. You gave me the information. I took it in. You didn't have to do that. We will survive. If your family know my family, bring up my son, my mom, the community, work, and the better. But we will survive.

If your family don't know my family, bring up my son, my mom, the community work, and the. Then we will. Bongo, somehow this is racist. Please stop. Please stop. I gotta, I gotta, nah, look now, bitch. I gotta, I'm out of here.

Yo, I don't even know what bongos them was. That was some other shit. I ain't think it was bitch. I got to. I'm mad. Yeah, I don't even know what bongos them was. That was some other shit. I ain't thinking it was going to be the ethnic joints. I thought it would have been the Love Jones chumpies. Couldn't find those. Yeah, man. Interracial couples. Oh, shit.

We have some in the building. No, no. Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. That's crazy. I just thought it was off. Why would you say that? That was off the cuff. I didn't have nothing because I did that whole shit. I'm coming in here. I'm stop, stop, stop. That's crazy. That was off the cuff. I didn't have nothing

because I did that whole shit. I'm coming in here. I mute up. I got some shit. I didn't have nothing. I didn't have nothing. I just wanted to make it sound like that. I did have something.

Oh, I never got to my question. You asked your question. I get to ask my question. Yeah. Why does the MTA think that those jump-resistant turn styles are going to be effective? What the fuck? What's a jump-resistant turnstiles are going to be effective? What the fuck?

What's a jump-resistant? How do you know? I've seen it. I've seen it. And I can show it to you. I don't think you'll think it's going to be effective either. But as you know, the subway system has been, the MTA has been trying to find a way for Madlong to decrease some of the losses. They say they suffered damn near a billion dollars in loss from niggas jumping the turnstiles.

I'm freestyling with that number, but I'm sure the number's large, like 200 million, something crazy like that. So they trying to stop people from doing that. The oldest security guard that be in the train station,

they gonna do nothing. So now they have introduced jump-resistant turnstiles, which is really just two folding doors that are high. So you have to know how to high jump. I'll slide right underneath them shit. That's not what I'm saying.

Yeah, there is room underneath it as well. Let me try to find it just so Ish can see what I'm talking about. Fam, you seen this shit. And you can pivot right off that shit. Like the little plastic doors that just swing open like that. That's it. Yeah, these. These right there.

Hop right above them. My muscles got locked up jumping the turnstile. I had a warm. Look, this is me right above the man. My mom's got locked up jumping the turn. I had a warrant. Look, this is me practicing for the chance. They clowning the shit out of MTA. But look, yeah, I don't know.

MTA, y'all need to have me come on as a consultant. That shit ain't gonna do nothing. Man, niggas is gonna jump. Bruh, Crook's gone crook. That's it. Like, yo, give us a minute.

We gonna figure it out. The creator's gonna's going crook. That's it. Like, yo, give us a minute. We're going to figure it out. The creator's going to always win, dog. If you consult with Joe, I will help you create the doors that these niggas won't jump over. Have a spike on the oven? Like, back. Electrocute your ass. Some spikes. Have some smoke coming out the doors.

Some toxins. In the head, nigga. Cancer doors, nigga. Oh, shit. Jump over these shit. If you want to go ahead and pay the little, whatever it costs now,

I don't know. I don't be down there. God damn. I think it's $2.75. Oh, I'm jumping over that. If I got to work every day, I'm not paying $2.75 every day. Every day?

It's more or less? It's one way, nigga. Oh, I think it's like $2.95. Huh? It's $3 now. Oh, shit. You was on the train? One way? You was on the train? No, I think it's like $2.95. Huh? It's $3 now. Oh, shit. You was on the train? One way?

You was on the train? No, I read that somewhere. I think I have the Apple Pay now. That's a good thing. You wouldn't have beat the allegations. All right. Don't say you on no train. If you think we can't say no more,

we watched the train. I'm sorry. Yeah? Can't do that no more. These niggas gonna edit that. Yo, I'm killing you because you said sorry. Wait. Can't do that no more. These niggas gonna edit that. Yo, I'm killing you because you said sorry. Wait, I had to pause that shit.

All right, man. You got it. You got it. Let me see. Let me see. Where's my little phone? I know I got some notes in here that I shouldn't say publicly.

Let's see here. This is the best part of the show. My oodles and noodles fell off. What else I got here? Duty low gets rewarded 125K in defamation suit. More than that. That's $1.2 million, nigga.

Oh, I read that wrong. Yeah, you read that wrong. He got awarded $1.4. $1.4, $1.2. Somebody got to hurry up and defame me. Y'all got to defame me again. He maintained his innocence the entire time and proved it. For those who don't know,

we covered this on the pod before. The young lady, FTN Bay, she put these allegations out that he did all kind of unspeakable things with her son. Oh, I remember that. And he immediately said, nope, and I'm suing for defamation. He took lie detector tests. They had a video of what looked like her coercing the kid to say he did certain things and he never let it go and he sued her and won not the bad part is he'll never collect the money you'll never get the bread you don't get that but even if you don't get it clearing your name you know what i'm saying of course no like like in the time where the

accusations stay on you the stench stay on you no matter what so clearing your name and having that judgment against her they good yeah okay I don't see a penny of it but you know the world knows money that you might have missed out on in the interim mm-hmm it's still crazy and like maybe if he don't win this 1.2 1.4 like it ain't even spoken about as much it gets swept under the rug cuz the accusations stated so now yeah there's some resolution over you can't hold that over my head no more indeed so salute to him salute for sure look who's that sorry new little gadgets going on welcome to the club this is a solid birdies major Shut up. My trainer told me

to get it. You gotta tell me. You got money? You gotta show me how to put it on silent. Thank you. Why are you talking and watching? Shut up. You get to the bag.

Can I see your new shit outside? Wait a minute. No, no, no. No, no, no. I don't eat. And I saw your new shit outside. Oh. Shoo, shoo, shoo. Wait a minute. No, no, no, no, no, no. Oh, never mind. You a bitch, boy. Shoo, shoo, shoo. She trying to shut things up quick.

Hey! Yeah. Shoo, shoo, shoo. Shoo, shoo, shoo. Talk to us like we Daisy. Oh, shit. Like we Daisy. Taylor Swift, Time Magazine's Person of the Year.

Congrats. Congrats. I'm mad at it. I'm mad at it. Yeah. I'm mad at it. She a good person. She a good person. She a good person. She a good person. Blake Lee Daisy. Taylor Swift, Time Magazine's Person of the Year. Congrats. Congrats.

Not bad. Yeah, not bad. She had a crazy year. Hell yeah, she did. Yeah, and the Chiefs fell off soon as she left. Yeah. She got what she needed. True.

So what, they're not a thing anymore? They are. I think they are. We don't know. We're number one, though, so that's all I'm saying. We're at the level where we don't know. We don't know shit.'re number one though, so that's all I'm saying. We're at the level where we don't know. Like, we don't know shit.

Like, we just come in and run our mouths about shit. We don't know nothing. Got it. I'll say this. Take it a step further. Do it.

Take it a step further. It's been a while since I've seen this. They can't fuck with Freedia. I haven't really seen her that much since her movie came out. But, go ahead.

Now she busy getting Kim K out of here too. White Wars. Oh, too. White Wars. Oh yeah. White Wars. White on white, Karen on Karen beef. They got beef?

Apparently Taylor Swift says that phone call that Kanye put out a few years ago where she said it's all right to use her name in the lyric on... Famous. Famous. Taylor Swift says that call was edited and she says

that Kim K did the editing she put her name on that bullet she did she said that I was on the phone with Kim Kardashian

when Kanye got the phone and how that conversation went out is not what happened and she's the only person that knows that and it's crazy and that's that

that's what she said that's my Joe Budden reporting of what happened with white women that could be totally wrong but just go Google it yourself I think that's that that's what she said that's my Joe Budden reporting of could be totally wrong but just go I think that's right yeah that's what happened I'll confirm if there's one person if there's one person that can do it maybe tell her yeah it may be Taylor wait now and then hold up and then Adele Adele said that

she doesn't think anyone should be covering her songs no one can sing my songs like me they can't sing which is fine I'm not mad at that and then Selena Johnson responded shout out to Selena Johnson and said

it's the highest form of flattery Aretha is the queen of soul the very soul Adele's music appears to be influenced by back to them bodega cats can't fight I'm just telling y'all what's going on out there there's some Hey I'm just telling y'all

What's going on out there There's some Jonathan Major stuff That I'm skipping Until that plays out He's fighting for his innocence I'm gonna allow him to do that Here's other news And Joe Budden is always right

And you niggas will learn one day Spotify CFO Paul Vogel Is leaving the company Yep Any particular reason? Yeah Spotify CFO Paul Vogel is leaving the company. Yep. Any particular reason? Yeah, because you spent a trillion dollars and lost. He's probably leaving with a crazy severance package. Oh, yeah, that's true.

But just clear it out. Clear the building out. Vogel was promoted to chief financial officer in 2020 after the departure of Barry McArthur, who later went on to be the CEO of Peloton. Big ish. You got a Peloton ad coming? You got to use it. Put that out there in the universe.

And you pocket watching. And you pocket watching. I used to have one. You used to have one too? Uh-huh. But you asked him about a Peloton ad. I'm just thinking. He's on a roll right now.

I can't tell you because then it'd be an ad. It's a little bike that Ish hangs clothes on. That's what I used it for. It's a little exercise bike that Ish put his hoodies on. That's all. That's all it is. This is an extension of the closet. That's it. He had previously headed Spotify's investor relations

and led the financial planning and analysis teams. During his tenure, Spotify grew from 124 million to 226 million subscribers and expanded quarterly revenue. Fuck out of here, nigga. When niggas get fired or let go, we don't want to hear about the good they did. Treat him like he black. Where did he fuck up?

He just spent too much money. Yeah. Anybody at Spotify that's from that old building, that's DNA just spent too much money. Yeah. Anybody at Spotify that's from that old building that's DNA spent too much money. I wonder if this has any signs or symbolism of Joe Rogan's upcoming contract and Cordaddy's upcoming contract, both expiring in 2024. Going to be interesting to watch. They made $5.6 million in 2021. So they say. And salary.

Yeah, and salary. Plus some stock. I'm so glad Spotify stopped doing that. I think Paula B.I. I'm glad Spotify cut the water off and stopped paying all them hundreds of millions of dollars to podcasters because black podcasters didn't know that.

We ain't gonna lie. Niggas was fighting, fucking clawing at each other. PPP money? Kicking their people's backs in. Yeah, nah. Black podcasters, when Spotify was doing that,

who y'all got besides yourselves? Stupid, yo. I'm just telling the truth. I believe. Now the PPP gone? Niggas humble pie? Got you. Like it like that.

Like a little humble pie. I don't think I have anything else in my quick hits portion of this pod. You know what today is? It is the 40th anniversary of the release of Scarface. We are divided in this room on Scarface. That shit is ass. These niggas are lost.

Something's wrong with Parks, yo. You think it's ass too, right? That shit is ass. I don't think it ass too right I don't think it's ass I don't think it's what The black community Keeps saying it Shit Nor do I think

The black community Should continue to think that About that white man Playing that Colombian role Cuban Cuban Same shit to me I don't care about that

Yeah I don't You don't care about the white Alright That nigga did a good Alright nevermind Nevermind That nigga did an amazing job. If Dr. Umar hears you say that, that's your ass.

And I'm not trying to be funny. If he hears you say that that white man played the Cuban well, he is. It's over. He did. He did, though. He did. What about it? That don't negate the point that's being made when somebody says that white man played that Cuban.

And I know that it's just smarter than that. I don't know if y'all being funny. I'm not going to seriously say it. But when did we start getting upset over that? Like, around when? Since day one. Since day one people have been upset about that? I don't remember that.

I'm hearing. I don't remember that. I should have had a fire soundtrack. I don't remember. That's where I drove on. I don't remember day one. Look, look, look. Look. Look at you, my age. You don't remember. That's where I dropped one. I don't remember day one. How old are you? Look, look, look.

Look, look. Nigga, you my age. You loading up. How the fuck we know what the ramifications was from day one, nigga? We was four. He's talking to Keno, by the way, y'all. Keno said he went to go see it when he was a kid. I know.

Because it wasn't good. Man, I still fuck with Scarface. I don't even fuck with what y'all talking about I just think the Cuban you was five listening to Cuban I get it I understand the argument that's the most overhyped movie of all time so Will Smith was shitty

was Will Smith was shitty in the CTE movie yeah concussion yes shit was horrible the answer is yes no I know what'd you bring up with yes Smith was shitty in the CTE movie? Yeah. Concussion? Yes. Yes. It was horrible. The answer is yes. Was he horrible or was his accent horrible? That's horrible. That's horrible.

That's horrible. So it negates the entire performance. Performance sucked ass because his accent was terrible. Never mind. We don't got to go down this road. Fam, if you can't, as an actor, portray the person that you're trying to portray, you didn't do a good job in acting.

To me. So Don Cheadle in Hotel Rwanda, he sounded like he was from Rwanda. Don Cheadle in Ocean's Eleven sounded like he was from London. That's acting to me. Sorry. The same way these

British actors come over here and smoke these rules. They smoke it. They sound like they from over here. I think the nigga's coming over here for the peanuts.

They smoking shit. They're not going to let a black man be 007. Yeah. And they're not going to let a white man be Django. And the D is silent. Pause.

You like silent D? Yeah. I'm playing. You want to play? I'm playing. You might look at me. I looked at him. Yeah, he's crazy. I don't like that. Yo, that was wild.

Let her live. She had it rough already. Let her live. She had it rough. You know when you're exhausted, you just start laughing. Mind some of this. Shut the fuck up You can leave me alone

Yeah we would have a heart attack If a white man was playing Django So why them niggas get to be Fucking Cuban Black Black They can do whatever they want Egyptian

I watched this shit the other day God Egyptian Gods or something They had the white dude As Ramses They had Christian Bell As Moses Gods and something. They had the white dude as Ramses. They had Christian Bale as Moses. Gods and monsters.

I wanted to fuck everybody. I don't like your god movies. No, no, no. I know what you're talking about, though. That was wild. He put it on in his house. No, I put it through that shit. Loaded it right up.

Watched the whole shit thing with his family. Let my people go. They're your people, nigga. You don't know what I'm talking about. Y'all can everybody stop sneezing and coughing on the mic. All right. I'm out. Do y'all have anything else that's near and dear to your hearts and souls

that would kill you if you didn't get this takeout before the weekend started? No. Do you have anything that while the fans are listening to this podcast over the weekend you would be remiss to not have mentioned and it's going to fucking burn your soul and say, oh, I forgot to get this out. I hate when that happens, too. Yeah, I hate that.

Happens to me all the time. And it usually hit me as soon as I'm getting in the car. Fuck, I should have said that. Fuck! I meant to tell them about that shit, yo. For real. See, now, if I was a narcissist the way they say, every time I had that thought I would just meant to tell them about that shit, yo. For real. See, now, if I was a narcissist the way they say, every time I had that, I would just call all y'all to come back here.

Come on back. Yo, I forgot to say something. Y'all come back. Yo, nigga, I'm in a tunnel. I know, I know. Yeah, but this is the take that can take us there. Come on. This is really important. Really important, this take right here.

Any fun weekend plans? Any fun New Year's Eve plans? I'm going to a baby shower this weekend. Hey, get your Burberry shirt ready. No, that ain't mine.

A white baby? No, this nigga said get your Burberry shirt ready. Yeah, that's funny. That baby was crystal white at Thanksgiving.

Nah, for real. The whole family stopped eating. Worker scratch. The whole family looked at the door and the apartment ain't but so big oh we all the door right here

it wasn't like it's a quick look idiot oh my god it'd be like you big mama in them from the south then i don't know michael paul ain't dab everybody in the house either when he came in. Yo, stop. That's the thing. You know, if you come in, you got to dab everybody. Yo, what's wrong with you? I forget to come up. I look, I say, oh, shit. What cousin was doing?

Stop, man. It's leave my people alone. Yo, dog. That's a story you won't talk about. What? Leave your people alone. Yo, dog. That's a story you won't talk about. What? Leave your peoples alone. Wait, have I made it seem like anything in my life is up for grabs on the podcast? Yes.

That's not true. I'm not that. I'm not as mad as shit I want to. If I talk about, my family get to fight. Oh, shit. My family has gotten to the point now when they talk to me they start with don't put this on your little podcast i used to get offended but it's like some of that should be juicy yeah respect yeah

yo yo listen i don't don't don't say this on your show your little show little show yeah little show little show Lil' Show. Yeah, Lil' Show. Lil' Show. Lil' Show. It's the guys that are not kissing. Yeah, I don't have anything. I'm cool, man. I'm cool. What are they sleeping on, man? Jack Harlow, I hear you, nigga. Get your shit on.

You're dissing the podcasters. Did he? So they say. So they say. So they say. In a verse or on a podcast? No, a verse. Oh.

A verse. Let me see. Do I have it? There's no Lil' Show. Hey, Robin. Oh, my God. Shut up. Let's see if I have this thing somewhere real

quick am I that on point is it him yeah it's definitely Jack oh look my baby texting me hey baby alright the wifi is acting up in here I'm fucking my phone up

I hate when that happens Alright well y'all won't talk While that's happening It's fine Here we go Let's see Why he look down What y'all doing this weekend man

Gonna chop me a tree down Oh yeah You better get some footage I'm dead ass. I'm writing some music for the soundtrack for Ish's tree chopping video. Good shit. Yeah, no doubt. Family shit.

Family? Mel? Anything? Anything interesting? In the streets, Mel? What are we doing? Yeah, I might be in the streets a little bit. Okay.

Mm-hmm. Yep. What part of the streets? The safe side. That's a good one. Whatever that means. That's a good one. Yeah, okay. That's a good one. Yeah, stay there. Some, like, white Christmas party shit. Oh, yeah. Okay that means. Stay over there, okay?

Stay over there. Some like white Christmas party shit. Oh, yeah. Okay, good. For your pulse? Ugly sweaters? Yeah, maybe like a John Baptiste performance or some shit. Oh, that's hot.

I never got into ugly sweaters. You have one before? Okay. Yes, you do. It just wasn't Christmas. It was the summer. You said that. It was your birthday.

That was a trap. Ugly sweaters, hoodies, t-shirts. I don't kink shame. It's like the ugly flea market. I don't kink shame, but leave that- Wait, you're getting there safely anymore. Oh, shit. Leave that dominatrix shirt at home.

I don't know what type of freaky shit you went through, that door collar shit. Leave that dominatrix shirt at home. I don't know what type of freaky shit you into, that door collar shit. Get out of here. Don't kink shame. I didn't mean to. Don't kink shame. Oh, man. This nigga's a fool.

Can't even say flea market anymore. That was funny. Come on, man. I'm good. That's a good one. I'm good. All right, come on. It's sleeper time. Sleepers.

I get to part of the show next week, man. All right, all right. Let's see. What am I, what are we doing? I'm doing me, I'm doing me. Nigga so smug. Fuck, I hate this nigga. How you shooting the 2010 Drake? Drake and Turk's having a blast.

He got his security, his whole team out there, they having a lot of fun. But Drake is a superstar. Some niggas start acting weird around him. Some niggas. They got their backflip. The nigga did the backflip. This nigga just said Drake trying his hardest

to just chill over here, mind my business. No, that was funny. Here come this nigga. Big white boy in some swimming trunks. Backflip, side flips. Yeah, he started doing all the Olympic flips right in front of Drake. That's fire.

That shit is annoying. Yeah, nigga. Every verse you want to tell me about, great your life is. Tell me about that part too. Tell me about the hassle at Wawa. I want to hear it. Yo, you been at Wawa peacefully? They been bothering you?

Nah. I had to take a picture yesterday. In Wawa peacefully? They been bothering you? Nah. I had to take a picture yesterday. In Wawa? In my meds. You killed it though? What pose you gave him? They sent me a sweatsuit. For somebody to watch the pod,

they sent me a sweatsuit. I had the sweatsuit on. They made you shoot a commercial? Let me tell you what happened. Wait, wait, wait. Wait, wait. All right, man. So they wait. Shaking the red fingers of the world.

So they made you put the sweatsuit on. Did he stand next to you and do this in the picture? You all right, my nigga? Yo, dog, I finished my story. And you posted it on the gram.

And stop posting the pics from 91 on the gram. Oh, this is how I used to look, y'all. You got to stop. I'm not posting the picture from 91. You posted that old pic

when you used to look good. Talking about, yo, this was me back in the days growing up in Newark. Stop, yo. Stop. Stop it. You just be talking, yo. I see. I follow you on the gram.

What pic you posted that's old? The same one you look good in that you always post. All of them? No, nigga. I don't think you look good in all of them. I know. I don't think you zaddy in all of them, nigga. It ain't giving zaddy, nigga.

Yo, stop your playing, yo. This nigga, yo. Stop your fuckery. Nigga, I had to go too far, yo. Always, yo. I'm playing a record from Usher featuring her. Oh. This record is called Risk It All.

Yeah. Whoa. I ain't R&B, nigga, but you just off the color purple. Because you not him. You was supposed to see a little look good picture. Yo, she just came in on him. Talk that shit. Hey, yo, that her, she's really her.

That's right, man. Put your phone back in your pocket. It's me. It's me now. The fuck they talking about? Yeah, yeah. Snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze, snooze your button. Like a condition, like a religion

So easily mistreated, it's every decision Sometimes it's heaven, sometimes it's heaven It's over complicated, but baby I don't mind Feeling like I'm bound to fall Yeah Sheesh Close my eyes Baby, I'm a risk it all

Come on, bass I never thought you'd be so good I'll take it Come on, bass. I'm not a dancer. I'll take it. Look at Usher, scared to death to come in with a verse. We still believe in something that leaves us hurting. It's worth it. I don't. Look at Usher scared to death to come in with a verse. Nigga, if you don't come on, Chris Brown with a bit came in. He's trying to sneak in with some backgrounds.

Nigga, be a man. Close my eyes. Maybe I'm a risk at all. Baby, I will risk it all Just to be loved Be loved Oh, I just wanna be Be loved Be loved Be in love, be in love I don't mind

Feeling like I'm bound to fall Baby, I close my eyes Baby, I close my eyes Baby, I would risk it all Oh, I don't mind Feeling like I'm bound to fall Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Love Ladies and gentlemen that was It says usher featuring her

Chris Brown what Chris Brown with a that was her And with some usher backgrounds. I Mean I ain't gonna shit on him if I get the gig for the Super Bowl. You can just finish this on yourself What are you doing in February? Oh, I'm not doing that. Just finish, dude. Fly my ad-libs. I ain't doing it.

Might send you some old ad-libs. Yeah, worry. I'm sending you some ad-libs from, fuck, you ain't got a call. Hey, here go the vocals to this. I ain't got to sing either. Here you go. Hey, see if you can shimmy this one around here's this little

throwback I made with Just Blaze it was on Confessions see if you can do something with this I'm at the Super Bowl yo Ish God is throwing you

another one right over the plate Adam's main show is cancelled the main one the one that drove everything to the no jumper infrastructure. It's canceled?

It's canceled. The main one. Wow. Now, I know that we have empathy and warmth in our hearts. But if it was a time to just put your foot on a white boy's neck that was a little disrespectful.

That would be it. That was a little disrespectful. That was it. That was a cool time. I mean, you ain't got to. Or you could be Grace. You could be the bigger man. Give him some grace. He should be doing that 48-year-old mature shit, man. All right, y'all lucky.

Y'all lucky, Adam. You lucky. I got too much smoke with my own community right now. I'll get to you. I'll get to you at a later date. What's up? What we got? What we got?

All right, I'm going to Toronto. Yes, hey! Hey, see you, doc. This is my guy, Ryan Blades. Record is called Waterbed. Don't fuck bad girl up, Ryan Blades. Chanel the double Cs, Gucci the double G's You can get whatever, long as you got double D's And you mentally supportive, here's a couple G's

You won't want another dude after you fuck with me Here's a tail fall bag with Alexander Wang I talk slick like I'm Cam and fresh as Dapper Dan Let's take the Benz to the game, heard you a Raptors fan You'll never spend with your name, invest my master plan She ain't basic, graduated college with honors in face painting Essential oil massage, I relax like a vacation When she throw it back, I control it like PlayStation

Granted, that's why she love a nigga She gives me space when I'm mad, ain't never bug a nigga Put my hands all over that ass, that's why she lovin', nigga She gives me space when I'm mad Ain't never buggin', nigga Put my hands all over that ass That's why she huggin', nigga She only rockin' with Ryan Never the sucker, niggas Bird niggas, barely they fly That's why she duckin', niggas

Woman that really like you And she don't want your bread Women that wouldn't fight you If you just want some head I got skills I'll turn that mattress to a waterbed Women that really like you and she don't want your bread Women that wouldn't fight you when you just want some head

I got skills, I'll turn that mattress to a waterbed I need a bad girl, courtesy of Usher, I crush her I need a fast girl, fuck the look, that's the past, girl And I don't play with my exes, cause that's the wrong game, once I leave, I'll never return, I'm not LeBron James, the type to cook me a meal when I'm feeling distressed, she love me with my beard looking scruffy, ain't get no trim yet, I'm at the gym doing pull-ups, I need like six sets, trying to impress her, I check her fresh off a bench press, a white shirt and denim jeans, my favorite combination

Intelligent woman, able to hold that conversation Articulate and her presence displays her domination Losing her would be foolish and an abomination Let's go to MIA LA cause it's Cinco de Mayo Ain't got her OnlyFans, never had a link in her bio Leaving heart eye emojis under my Instagram Cuff is seasoned, we laid up during the winter damn the record is called water bed that's by Ryan

got some shit yeah no doubt I'm gonna play some. This is AZ and Buckwild Amazing featuring Moo Moo Fresh. Yeah. You know, a nigga like me, I love this rap shit. I be feeling like one of them ballplayers like LeBron or Kyrie. You know, I got dough. I can leave the league, but if I leave, you think you still gon' love me? Relax, I'm growin' up, feelin' good, just pour me a cup, so what, nigga, we made it So many artists can't even say this, we ageless

Relax, I'm growin' up, feelin' good, just call me a cunt, let's go one Nigga, we made it, so many things to be celebrated, it's amazing Moments in time, alone in my mind, member fees, fly birth, it was a bonus to Vine I soak in the shine, see colors in the dopest design Got a kite for my nigga Ike, what he spoke was divine Corpus and crime, I poured it over grams Life spans were shortened, plans aborted Killers even ran to avoid it, the circle

From Buddha blessed to us puffin' purple Public defenders cuffed and coarse enough to judge a jerk you Fuck a curfew, streetlights kept it bright Wrapped it right till the time came and left a life From the fetus to vast prestigious Platinum features, facetious, it's my black Adidas Blast the speakers, release paragraphs the deepest I'm on that good vibe time What if it cross the line? And I'm still here, still real and real In a prayer, no fear, feel it in the air I'm on that good vibe time, what if we cross a line? It's on fire, relax and free your mind

Relax and know I'm not the failure, just call me a cop Someone, they gon' pay, so many odds in a day So we ain't done yet You know I'm not the real girl, just call me a cunt It's so worth it, they gon' pay So many things to be seen in time It's amazing Life reflections on my morning run, feeling top gun Pecs flexing in the morning sun, blessings on a hun

These endorphins is my dopamine, clean cocaine Keep me focused, face my poker mean Copin' as I wean off the negative thoughts Papa Ovi me like vampires I choose to feed the wolf of faith, cause you know fear lies I wrap my secrets in tobacco stuffed in prayer ties I leap into the sky, fly high on you, stand by Cause life don't wait, better take your cake and eat it in the sun Life said to happen, and to you or through you, pick one So much uncertainty certainly cause anxiety

I swear that Uber robot dog is AI-ing me But you can't stop the forward march of time You either get in line or your ass get left behind But you can't miss me with that marker, that beast in my palm Cause I'll be raising chickens and harvesting on my farm My Apple Watch alerts me I'm being tracked by satellite, but still I think I'm free My biometrics say I'm moving at a good speed

My mind drifting into another place and scene That's AZ and Moo Moo Fresh. Amazing. And Buck Wild is the producer of the whole album, true to be told. Yo, I just want to let Joe-ish flip. I'm at 10 on the pull-up bar, just so y'all know. Straight or? No, nigga.

Oh, 10 for the day. Talk to me like that. I'm not dumb. Talk to me after I heal up from beating that little nigga up. Got it. As soon as I could close my- You back in here with it then.

This fucking finger healing weird. My man. I don't know what's up with it. You know what I mean? These niggas ain't had no scrap. I don't know what their problem is. Oh, I'm fattened out of shape. I'm fattened out of shape too.

I'm fattened out of shape too. That's my problem. Pardon me? But the way to change that... I know. Do some pulls. I'm getting in. Yeah, but you got to pull up on it.

We hit twice a week. You don't just go on A pull-up bar like that I did Aren't you training With a trainer though No Amen That was a real

Yo No That was a real question That was a quick I've been to You said you were I've been to a couple Little sessions

Okay Pull-ups is a different Trainer ran his ass off We're talking about The pull-ups right now Pull-ups is a different animal. Trainer ran his ass off. We're talking about the pull-ups right now. Pull-ups is a different animal. We're talking about you stopped calling the trainer?

No. He just ain't been back since the last time? Trainer ran him off. He was sore for two weeks. He had to chill out. Yo, pull-ups is a, you pulling your whole body weight up.

You got to start doing push-ups to get us right before the pull-ups. But if you've been with a trainer who worked you out a little bit, why you can't jump on the pull-up bar from there? At least do like five. Because I ain't been on the pull-up bar in three years've been with a trainer who worked you out a little bit, why you can't jump on a pull-up bar from there? At least do like five.

Because I ain't been on a pull-up bar in three years, nigga, four years. Okay, okay. I'm just walking a pull-up bar and go, okay. I'm not willing to fight somebody I love over pull-ups. I'm not.

What are you talking about, yo? Anyway. Nor am I willing to engage publicly over a whorehouse. All right. Like, when you be home and you really get to the root of these things,

like, what am I fighting about? You niggas is, man, come on. Somebody got a sleeper. Good boy, Ash. What you got, yo you really get to the root of these things, what am I fighting about? You niggas, man, come on. Somebody got a sleeper? Good boy, what you got, yo? I'm going to Tone Stiff. Tone Stiff. That's my son right here, yo.

This nigga. Without Tone Stiff and Jacob Lattimore, and what's my other man? Aaron Ray. Without them, there's a few of them niggas. That's Mayda. Huh? Mayda. Mayda, but even on, there's another one I'm forgetting's Mayda huh Mayda Mayda but

even on there's another one I'm forgetting one of the niggas that oh the niggas you mean what's the song

yeah basically smoking nine in the park Kenya Dixon Kenya Dixon look man I'll do it toast it smoking nine in the park

paradise it was Kenya he fucked with that guy's dicks in? Scott, yeah Oh, you can put your phone away again now, man Smokin' in the park Oh, give me your phone Just turn it off, yeah Hold that little button on the side.

Yeah. Oh, my God. You ain't even had a week to vibe to this right here. Hey. I would just like it to be known that the last person who played Tony Stiff was me. I'd like it to be known the first person to ever play Tone Stiff That's me Paradise I'll take you wherever you wanna go

Come fight me, I can be your therapy Fight me, I can be your therapy All the weight on your heart you can lay on my shoulders You can show me all your flaws and insecurities We can't see the haters, we took all your gifts And if you're free you can pull up on me later at a spot Smoke one in the park Underneath the trees Yo, let me get your Apple Watch too. No. Run the whole shit.

Underneath the stars Feels just like a dream A dream, a dream, a dream He's smoking that shit Got Imani out here with that one note Yeah, it's over for E now He don't need feet to do this That's all he wanna do. Love smoking in the park. Smoking in the park is a vibe.

Free date, let's do it. And a perfect time for me to set you free Underneath the stars Feels just like a dream A dream, a dream, a dream Oh, oh, oh That is Toe Stith, Smoking in the Park. Paradise is in parentheses. I don't know how you subtitle. Yeah, that's when you start fucking in the park.

After the blood is gone. Yeah, paradise. That's when you turn into paradise. Yeah, that's a fact. Mel sent me several songs, so I'm going to go ahead and let her intro it. She was scrambling. She was scrambling. She was calling Audibles Delightful.

No, no. Omaha, Omaha. Kill, kill, kill, kill. It's true. She was scrambling She was scrambling She don't know what's going on She's calling audibles Delightful No Omaha Omaha Kill Kill Kill It's true I was thinking I was gonna play Something off James Fontlore's album

But then I decided to replace it With Lava Lamp By Lolo Zue When did you decide To make that change? After Ish started playing his record No Or after Joe

After Joanne Ish Check the fucking time After Joanne Ish No She not built like that. Before. Every night, the lover lands while you are sleeping. Fight for life.

Fight for life. I want it all year with the Galapagos song. I want it all year. Oh, brother. That's not true. So gentle. Why can't it be enough? Give it a little love Oh, oh, oh

Here we go, moving slow That should be exciting Oh, oh, oh How could it be you're touching on me But all that I could think about I don't feel a thing I want you to love like you hate me And put me so crazy

Cause in the end When you met me You make me so crazy Yeah, Mel looks like one of you reading a text on an Apple Watch Does it look like a commercial? No, you're back in again Oh my god Chris? I'm not gonna ask Every night, the lava lamp Making about cheating

What that would do to you I couldn't pull you through But I'm dreaming about anybody else Whenever you kiss me You look into my eyes I start to fantasize Here we go, moving slow I should be excited

How could it be, you're touching on me But all that I could think about Is how I don't feel like this I want you to know that you hate me and find me so crazy I'm hoping you might disrespect me I'm getting tempted You make me so crazy That is Lolo Zway Zway

Lava Lip If this was the gong show, they would gong you up. They would not. That was cute. That was a nice way to end this. That was cute. This is an easy do.

On the Apollo. Sandman come running out. Denston. You guys are full of shit. They would have owned out with your dentistry. Dentistry. Dentistry. You guys are full of shit. They would have pulled me right up the stage with a bottle. On some shows, they might have sent you to get some cheesecake. Yo, what is this?

What? Why would you say that? Take a little walk. A little cutie pie. Yeah. Walk over to Williamsburg. You be all right. To Williamsburg.

You be all right. Nobody gonna bother you. You in the jogging and all that shit, right? Crazy as it sounds. That shit was... I remember that shit. It's not that crazy. Because it's not that far. It's not that far.

It just sounds far when you on 46th Street, but it ain't that far. Oh, yeah. It's true. It's six miles. Yo, you talking about niggas that what?

Yo. I don't know what the fuck you talking about. That shit was cool. That shit was innovative. That shit far, nigga. Keno ran like... How many rounds you ran in America?

Six hundred and fifty Twenty six Okay He trained and prepared And wanted to do that My nigga do you know what that puts your body through? Yo we could walk six miles Is six miles there and back?

Well I don't know look it up I don't remember Y'all got me fucked up I don't think it's that far It's not hard Now the problem is None of us really love cheesecake I don't remember. Y'all got me fucked up. I don't think it's that far. It's not hard. Now, the problem is none of us really love cheesecake that much for the walk. But if we had to walk for our lives.

Them niggas wasn't from New York. And one of them niggas had just got beat up in the house. I'm not walking after eating that. And I got to walk with him? Fuck me up. Yeah, I got to walk with my op. With no gun, weapon, or nothing. He'd been all right.

They would've been. Yeah. I remember the world was shocked when they heard that. What? I remember the world was like, I'm a cheese king. I remember that shit. I'd have been on TV

dicking Babs down. Whatever girl is in the band is getting it. Sarah. Sarah. Sarah Stokes. Look, Sarah's the white girl, right? Yes.

The light skin girl? Yep. Oh, before we go, speaking of, Sarah's the white girl, right? Yes. The light-skinned girl? Mm-hmm. Oh, before we go, speaking of, because that's your bag, let me toss it to you before we get out of here. What do you think about Nick Cannon's new collaboration with Zeus? I don't know anything about it. I'm only asking this to you and Mel.

On the You and Mel show, this is what comes up on the board. True. Nick Cannon collaborated with zeus they ended up doing a team light skin versus team dark skin competition the internet was all in a frenzy saying that this endorses condones and supports colorism what say you only ish and mel go that's why y'all show is a hit because without y'all saying nothing just the topic and pan to y'all show is a hit. Because without y'all saying nothing, just the topic and paying to y'all is a smash. What y'all think? I think the internet's right.

Yeah, it's terrible. Yeah, it's fucking awful. I don't know how he did it. He might have did it with some jokey joke shit behind it. Yeah, but outside of that, it's trash. No? It's not jokey joke. What he did was-

You watched it? Well, I didn't watch it. It was a wild- He's no ice water. I didn't watch it yet. a wild I didn't watch it yet yeah well it should just they just happened

it was like the Wild N Out girls versus the baddies that's the collab they have and then they were doing an event in I think it was Vegas and they had it

initially Team Dark Skin Team Light Skin then they changed it like chocolate versus caramel some shit the backlash made them change it but

they ain't really change it yeah that's crazy i don't know this was just like a couple nights ago what 10 years room for i'm just for the fans man i bet you fucking it's women it's just women it's a bunch of women so we win but speaking of shows you're good speaking of shows so you know netflix did uh the Squid Game shit right oh yeah I saw the lady she didn't receive the check she tight the winner

I wasn't gonna say because some people didn't watch the finale yet but the winner said they filmed that shit back in February and she still hadn't got paid and she ain't got her money

how much was it 4 point something million 4.5 million on Netflix oh my god mhm yeah yo no comment I just had I just had Netflix Netflix? Oh my God. Yeah, y'all. No comment.

I just had Netflix. Shout out to Netflix. Shout out to Netflix. Love what y'all doing up there. Catching Winning Netflix. I love it. I'm about to change the game. No, not that.

Fuck. Hey. Long gone are the days where I ruin the opportunity to get an honest take on something. I'm sorry, buddy. Netflix really been killing out here, man. Great show.

Check it out. You spelled your name wrong on the application. Oh, there's a joke. I'm not going to do it. All right. Nah, nah. You put the wrong social there. We tried to send 99 you.

She came back. Man, sorry. Oh, shit. What? Yo. Stop, because y'all going to make me say something. Stop. Well, you don't have to say something.

And you don't have to go to flea market anymore. Don't worry about me. You're supposed to address somebody. We edited it out. Hey. Oh, yeah. Hold up. I am the ump out. Hey. Oh, yeah. Hold up. I am the umpire.

I sink a whole water. I pop the bell and turn it wild. That's my own joke. I'm so glad that you said that. Hey, Benzino, you motherfucker. That's my man. I know that's your man. But look, look at you, bro.

Hey, Benzino, watch your fucking mouth when you mention real niggas. You shitting me? I had to read that stupid shit you said. And then I had something to say that wasn't very nice. And? Flip.

So I took it out. Oh, shit. Pause. You just decided to take it out yourself. I said pause. I took it out. It was wrong. Pardon me.

I shouldn't have said that. Over the weekend, I'm going to think of mad, foul shit that's inbounds to say, and I will revisit this matter on Tuesday. Just keep it music, Joe. I'm going to think of mad foul shit that's inbounds to say. And I will revisit this matter on Tuesday. Just keep it music, Joe. No, I'm not keeping the music.

I ain't got to keep it music. When they go low, we go lower first. And then go high. It's just checkmate. And that's your man. You boxer wearing that. You fucking t-shirt in your boxers ass, nigga. Benzino chimed in on mine.

This nigga talking about my t-shirt on my boxers. I got to come here and sit here every Tuesday and Friday. And this nigga's shirt be up here on his motherfucking rib cage. Pull your shirt down. Pull your shirt down. And he don't wear t-shirts most days. Yes, I do. So I got to watch the fucking lasagna on the side of this nigga's stomach. I always wear t-shirts.

Or real amiris. Bro, nigga, I'm real. Yo, yo. Who that fake amiri on? I don't know. He said you got an armoire. Wait, wait. Wait.

He said you got an armoire. I don't know. I wasn't talking about you. I'm gonna fry you up, nigga. Nigga, nigga, you like you got. Hold on, I'm going to fry you up. Go ahead and sweatshirt her. Yeah, yeah.

Pull your sweatshirt down. I pulled it up. Don't let the Amiri strain. Nigga, you like you escaped from the sex shop. Don't let the Amiri zippers. Nigga, you old young nigga trying to grow your hair back to fill in that patch in your fucking head. Amiri don't do they hoodie pockets like that. You need to take.

Are you dumb? I got this from that Amiri store, nigga. Oh, you got the belief Amiri. like that. You need to take to, are you dumb? I got to put in that Mary store, nigga. Oh, you got to believe

for Mary. Also, take the fucking hair off your knees and put it on top of your ass, you bird ass nigga. That's a new line. Believe in a Mary.

I'm going to fry you up. You believed it was a girl. Yeah, yeah. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey.

He believed. That's what belief means. Oh, man. Are you dumb? Oh, man. Yo, this is like when fear of God and essential make the sweats that look the same, but they're different. I'm not doing anything. You laughing at me?

No. Can't fire up for Mel this week. Can't fire up. Oh, man. I'll take that. Can't fire up. You know my shit ain't fire up. Oh, man. I take that line. Can't fire up. You know my shit ain't fake. You know that always, nigga. Come on, nigga.

I said from the mirror, we start. Take my shirt off right now. Drip check. They ain't had your socks. But the eye is coming off. The eye coming off where? Of the Amiri. Now it's your eye.

Where, nigga? Shit is out mirror. It's just at the mirror. Hey, yo. Da-da. Hey, yo. Look, look. Look. Yo, you got a razor cut. Oh, man. Yo, Flip. Look at your shit. Hey, yo. Da-da. Look, look. Look. Yo, you got a razor.

Oh, man. Yo, Flip. Look at your shit. Hey, Flip, you went and got how'd it go. You ain't never tell us nothing. I ain't never told you about that. I am no longer trying to survive. I believe that life is a vibe.

Cut that shit off. Tell us about your consultation. Nah. You did it? Yeah, I did it. Yo. Yo. Nigga went right to? Yeah, I did it. Yo. Yo. Nigga went right to belief and bought a Scully.

Oh, shit. I got this for free. Turkey, here I come. You going to Turkey, right? I don't want to talk about it right now. It's private. But everybody said that when you go do your consultation, you'll learn that it ain't probably going to go like you think.

Everybody said that. Who said that? Most of us said that. Who said that? Most of us said that. Because you don't have enough hair. Young money raised me. Did they say that? Did they say they were gonna have to get the butt hair? No.

No? Okay. I told you to let him get some butt hair. They didn't say that. What they said is that... They said he didn't want the butt hair. They said the hair right here is going thin. That's it. It's out of order. My head right here is going thin. I'm going to throw a double-dutch. Fuck that nigga, son.

That nigga took some shit and looked at it. Hey, yo, old nigga, shut the fuck up. Hey, yo, look at your hairline. Look at your doing double-dutch. Stop. Yo. They said stop. They said, yo, I ain't going to lie.

I felt disappointed. I was hyped. I was on live going in there. That nigga said, that. They said, yo, yo, why you gonna lie? I felt disappointed. I was hyped. I was on live going in there. That nigga said, that nigga zoomed in. He said, uh? He said, he took a picture of that shit. He said, this shit thin hair. If I pull from here and put it here, it's gonna be Patrick.

He said, maybe in 10 years when we learn how to clone hair, you can come back. Yo, he killed me. He said, I can Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, a word about this shit. He didn't do his normal ad, did he, Doug? Nothing. Hey, I went to see Dr. Kevorkian over here. He laced me up. He didn't do his normal shit.

Help me, son. Oh, shit, man. That is funny, son. You about to get this shit done, though. Oh, man. Oh, you think he growing his shit? He about to get his shit done. He ain't tell y'all?

I do believe that Ish has some type of surgical advancement coming to his, I don't know what it is yet, because he gets so defensive when we bring up the Botox and shit. He getting the abs, yo. Tell me. I can see that. I can see it. He will get it if I pay for it. If I pay for it, he will get it.

He will get the abs. If I pay for it. Because he's not going to work out to get it. Yo, what's wrong with you, Aki? I believe that. I ain't one of your, I mean, what you talking about? You ain't getting nothing paid for. You can't even pay for me a Snapple, nigga.

The fuck is you talking about? You putting mud on my name. I never paid for none of my y'all means work. The fuck you talking about, nigga? Watch your mouth. Yeah, you know me long enough. Say something. Say something.

Say something, nigga. Yeah. Yo, ju-ju-ju-ju-ju. Yeah, ju-ju-ju-ju-ju. I'm ready. I'm going to tell you. Ju-ju-ju-ju-ju. I'm going to fry you up.

Stop doing that because you'll be back at night. Fry him up, nigga. Yeah, I'm going to fry you up. I'm going to fry you up. Don't give a nigga's warn back at night. Fry them up, nigga. Yeah, I'ma fry you up. Nah, I ain't gonna fry you up. Don't give a nigga's warners and do it. Oh, man. My shit don't work. You don't fry nobody up when Antoinette around.

Cook that nigga muffin, man. Stop watching the clips. Stop watching the clips. They put the clips there for us to watch them. They set that nigga up. Nah, she set him up. That nigga started doing like a clean ball, and this dumb ass, You still sitting there debating?

Alright nigga. You want razor shave? We got you. We ain't get the memo. A young king to pay me in gold. 40 got a bunch of weed here ain't even rolled. These niggas be dropping songs they ain't even cold. Reason you on top of that nigga. Every time I hear Drake verse now I'ma just see that white boy flipping in front of me. Nobody even said nothing like yo Duke move. Like they just let him flip away. Every time I hear Drake verse now, I just see that white boy flipping in front of me.

Nobody even said nothing. Like, yo, dude. Move. Like, they just let him flip away. Drake got nervous. That was true. Drake look like he trying to turn this way and shit. My man just flipping.

Holy shit. Yo, keep us in your prayers. Or don't, nigga. Fuck y'all. I don't give a fuck. That's how narcissistists I am nigga. I pray for me at the top. Yo God, you looked out for me, hold me down.

Give me guidance, direction, me strength to fuck with these bitch ass niggas out here. And pray for, nah, everybody else keepin' to hold them down too. Keep us in your prayers Lord knows we need to be there till the next time We bid you a new farewell Adios, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye Remember life is a series of moments

And moments pass So let's make this one last As if it's all we have And lastly, the baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel. And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things. Nicki singing. This is my moment.

I waited all my life. I could tell it's time. I'm done listening to the music, yo, because that was my imagination kicking in. The engineer expected her to go in there and rap the third verse. He was ready to get some hard shit. She was like, that doesn't matter. That's when that Ariana Grande relationship

was infiltrating the music. I got to ask about that. I ain't seen them together in a while either. Who is Ariana Grande anyway? That's a good question. And your name is not Grande. Grande. You white.

All right? More Scarface shit going on. Oh, shit. Really gray. Oh, yeah, that part, too. She corrected it, but she's just like, I let it go. Oh, yeah, that part, too. She corrected it, but she's just like, I let it go.

Oh, you believe it, too. Look. Look at you. Look, you believe it. I really hope that y'all enjoyed this podcast as much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you. I hope everybody has a safe, blessed, blissful weekend away from danger, violence, sucker niggas, bad strippers, worse bartenders, anything fraudulent and fuckulent. Keep it out of your life.

Protect your energy. And before we go, because we stand with Mel. You, you love her more. You, you love You It lingers when we're done You believe God is a woman I ain't even gonna let the beat drop. Y'all niggas stop playing out there. Leave it alone. That's still Mel Ford.

You will sign over the rights to anything pink. Nigga, we'll come. Won't be nothing else pink. That little lamb, bro. Come on, give it up, nigga. That's mad. Fuck that. Won't be no little pink lamb.

Little lava lamb. Whatever. Give me that lava lamb. Take that, Hack and Chiggs. It's the back of the pod, niggas. Can I find it? Of course. I'll put it there for you.

All right, we going. Y'all hold it down. Peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity. You believe God is a woman I'm letting the beat drop, though. That's ignorant. That is ridiculous, yo. Ariana Grande.

This still one of my favorite songs to release last decade. This shit is hard. I want to say for Victoria Monet wrote some of this of this i'm not sure don't listen to me oh my god when white girls start doing they get horny when white girls do that little that littlehy, I'm a toxic white slut shit Can you be respectful, man? Can you be respectful? We have a Caucasian woman in the building

Ain't it true, though? It get hard as hell when white bitches do that Why you so rude? I could be named a sucker, me suck at me, suck at my fucking, like, I'm a sucker, man You don't agree with that, look She looking at you like you crazy I could be name and suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me, suck me. You don't agree with that. Look. She looking at you like you crazy. All right.

You believe God is one. You don't think I know respect. That's my part right there. Let me hear it one more time. No! Mel Noaim. Close the laptop. Hold on.

Look. Look. Let me hear it one more time. No! Mel, no. Who's the laptop? Hold on. Yo, you hear? Wait, she is blackbaiting. Who the fuck is she talking to? I can be everything you told me not to be. Who are you talking to? That's a fucking racial slur. Wait, hold up.

Hold up, man. Oh, I'll keep on flourishing? What you mean, man? Oh, my God. How many times? Alright. Alright. Alright.

Alright, go on. And she's moaning and shit? H-I-S-N. That's stupid, man. J-B-P, J-B-P, where would you be without the J-B-P? J-B-P.