The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 684 | "Cocaine Chihuahua"
Episode Date: December 16, 2023In the latest episode, the JBP tackles a number of topics from the week starting with Nicki Minaj calling out Elliott Wilson (22:59) and her beef Billboard leads to a conversation on industry music tr...icks (37:19). Cardi B calls out Offset (45:22), Meg Thee Stallion responds to Pardison Fontaine (1:03:28), and the affidavit from Tory Lanez’ driver is released (1:22:54). Also, surveillance video of Jonathan Majors running from his girlfriend has been revealed to the public (1:28:25), Michael B. Jordan’s car crash (1:36:06), Draymond Green’s suspension (1:46:54), Part of the Show (2:19:50), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Omarion - “O.E.O (Our Eyes Only)” Ice | Rowdy Rebel (feat. Fetty Luciano & Fivio Foreign) - “Posture” Parks | Bas (feat. FKJ) - “Risk” Melyssa | Josiah Bell - “Feelings”
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I could tell that through your singing.
Do you hear the choice of inflection? Do you hear it?
No, I'm telling you.
You want to start with me.
Oh, we're starting.
She started with me.
I can hear that through your singing.
I'm singing.
And I knew the song right away.
You guys know sometimes I'm a little challenged
in that department, but I knew the song right away.
He had even gotten to the name of the song.
And I said, I could tell the name through your singing.
He took it as a fucking insult.
Mm.
The fuck?
Even through.
Stop being so sensitive.
She said, I can tell that even through
your singing.
Get the fuck out of here.
I can hear
something.
I know you're not talking. Your phone is
regularly going.
She on your ass.
She got all black on too.
She got the femme fatale look going on.
Witness protection program over here. I like it. She's shooting. She got the femme fatale look going on.
Witness protection program over here.
I like it.
It's a good look for you.
Thank you.
You are so not in the witness protection program.
Let me move my mic back so it don't sound like I'm yelling at Mel when I start yelling at Mel.
I want to sound normal.
How's everybody doing?
I'm feeling well, man.
Feeling good. Who?
Ish is not here.
Why?
What's he getting done to his body again?
He's getting his butt did. Yeah? He's getting his butt did.
Yeah, he's getting his butt did today.
Yo, what the fuck?
He's getting a colonoscopy, which all of you.
He's getting a BBL.
No, God, no.
No.
That is why he went and got his shit done down there.
Yeah, that's for sure.
Yeah, you don't want to show up.
He just told y'all that.
He wanted his shit to look good.
You don't want to show up for butt stuff looking crazy, you know? I don't want to show up. He just told y'all that. He wanted shit to look good. You don't want to show up for butt stuff looking crazy, you know?
Yeah.
I don't want to show up for the butt stuff.
That's an appointment I'm going to miss.
Anything with my ass?
Nah, dude.
Nah, I'll fart it out.
Oh, come on.
Whatever's going on, I'll get it out that way.
But Ish is at the age, man.
Go ahead.
Because it is important.
Ish can stay home.
He left me with a ton of content from the last part. So I ain't it out that way. But Ish is at the age, man. Go ahead. Because it is important. Ish can stay home. He left me with a ton of content from the last part.
So I ain't off of that.
I'll be referring to it all.
I've been thinking about that since he said it.
That nigga's crazy.
He tried to slip that in there, too.
That's what made it funny.
He really did, yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I went and, you know.
Holy shit.
What did he get?
Landscaping?
Manscaping?
He got laser.
Oh. He got lasered. Oh.
He got his regent's laser hair.
Hold on.
Give her a minute.
Yep, yep.
That's just how you call it yourself.
Damn.
I'm sorry.
This is so fucking gold.
Okay.
Mm, okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That was it.
And that was funny.
That is amazing. That was funny. So Ish is not here because he's doing some more shit to his body. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was it. And that was funny. That is amazing.
That was funny.
So it's just not here because he's doing some more shit to his body.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What about podcasting makes people want to do everything to their bodies?
It's the camera.
It is the camera.
It's the camera.
Yeah, but we ain't seen his fucking pubes.
You don't know what he be doing at home, yo.
God damn.
Might have OnlyFans.
That's true.
That wouldn't shock me Might have OnlyFans. That's true. That wouldn't shock me.
Finance OnlyFans.
Buttass.
Real estate.
Naked real estate shit.
I can raise your portfolio
and raise.
Freak ass boy.
Oh man,
so it's just not here
because he's doing some shit
to his ass.
Yo, stop saying that, man. Flip is not here because he's doing some shit to his ass. Yo, stop saying that, man.
Flip is not here because he's doing some shit.
He's doing some shit.
He's doing some shit.
Yeah.
He's doing some shit, and he keep trying to call and update Ian with what he's doing.
I only seen Ian for 45 minutes.
Every other 10 minutes, Flip is on the phone with a new update with what he's doing.
Ian just keep walking around, like, just mad accepting to what he's saying.
Man, pass me the phone.
That's old school, Trey.
Yeah, let me get that phone, dog.
Hey, dog, I don't give a fuck about none of this emergency shit you talking about.
I'll see you when you get here.
So hurry up.
Hurry up, valued staff member.
See what you're supposed to be like.
All right, dog, you know what?
We're going to hold it down, handle your business.
That's what the updates keep coming for.
That's what they want you to say.
That's what the updates keep coming for.
They want you to be like, oh, no, man, you got all that going on.
We got it covered today.
Don't even come in.
Nah.
I ain't going to hold you.
Nah.
Here's one time after we parted, I had to go get my daughter.
And he was like, yo, just let me know how you're doing.
You know, it was about an hour trip.
I hit you back. I was like, yo, just let me know how you doing. You know, it was about an hour trip. I hit you back.
I was like, yo, I just picked her up.
You know, it was about whatever time it was.
Crickets.
He was like, oh, now, we ain't start yet.
Come on.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, yeah, come on in.
We ain't start yet.
We're going to have the whole red carpet for you.
Let's say it's 9 to 5.
We don't close at 7 p.m. or something.
That's a fact.
We was chilling your whole ride up the turnpike.
So that's why I'm cool with it.
Yeah, Flip, get your ass in here.
Yeah, come on.
Come on, buddy.
We'll sit right here.
Yeah, whenever you arrive.
Waiting on you.
You know what I mean?
Big Mel is back.
Huh?
Hey, hey.
Big Mel is back.
Joke's on y'all.
I saw it.
I saw it.
Take that.
Now, take that one.
I did have a clip that I wanted to play.
Just, you know, just because I kind of saw a little bit,
a little bit of the rumblings and stuff like that.
But I can't play it because, you know,
there's a little situation.
Yeah, you should get a new phone.
Yeah, okay.
Well, time for a new phone.
But it was that clip from...
You want to send it to me?
I'll play it.
Okay, yeah.
It's very apropos.
Oh, apropos.
I want to hear what's apropos.
Apropos? You're going to love it. I want to hear what Mel thinks is apropos. Oh, apropos. I want to hear what's apropos. Alpo?
You're going to love it.
I want to hear what Mel thinks is apropos right now.
That's like alpo?
Apropos?
Yeah.
You can't just be using words.
It's appropriate.
It's relevant.
It's an appropriate thing.
Okay, yeah, sorry.
She wanted to get fancy.
It's timely.
You know Mel at this point.
It's timely.
She's going to use the fancy word.
For years i've been
you guys give a head all right take note for an answer right you know to to keep pushing to
never hang up the phone until you get what you want because you all deserve it
you know this deal that i'm about to sign
You know this fucking deal that I'm about to sign, borrowing me from the securities industry, borrowing me from Stratton,
my home. The fuck is that?
You know? I'll tell you what it is, it's
it's me taking no for an answer,
you know? It's me taking no for an answer, you know?
It's them selling me, not the other way around.
I'm sorry. I don't know why I keep doing that.
It's me being a hypocrite is what it is. So...
You know what? No Joe Biden!
I'm not leaving.
I'm not leaving.
Now I see the point. Much like Amel...
I'm not fucking leaving!
Much like a bell piece on the pod. What a meandering kid.
Even a clip meandering. I mean, I said skip
forward a little bit.
I want to get right
to that part. Draw right out.
This is my home. They're gonna
need a fucking wrecking ball.
Respect.
They're gonna need to send in the National Guard a fucking wrecking ball. Respect. Thank you.
They're going to need to send in the national guard
to fucking threaten them.
Still talk that shit, yeah.
He's going away.
I like it.
Thank you.
I like it.
I wanted it to start right
at the I'm not leaving part.
But you know.
There's a little edit button
that you can.
This is your department, Parks.
I am still a little challenged in that department.
You did great.
Thank you.
What's with you and this
where I'm challenged shit you're doing too?
Huh?
The department.
She's recognizing her deficiencies.
Yes.
Areas to improve.
Well, where's that notepad?
Oh, shit.
Really?
I want to add some shit.
Oh, shit.
Are you shitting me?
You can share notes.
You think I'm passing on that one?
Sign me.
Grab a Sharpie.
Let me fucking write some shit down.
There's the board.
Sharpies are right there.
Knock your motherfucking self out.
Knock yourself out.
I like a rest of that form.
I've been ready to shoot.
And she on her fucking superwoman shit today.
It's the boots.
It's the boots, the hair.
Every time somebody take a pot off, they come in with brand new hair.
I love that.
I love that.
I do.
I suck. I knock a few. I knock that I love that I do mic check one two one two one two real calm and peaceful vibes today shout to wherever you might
be listening from shout to all the beautiful ladies out there I couldn't do it without you
couldn't do it without you shout, be you niggas too, I guess
Child, ain't nobody old enough to know something about this
Rocco and you don't want it, man Just leave him alone, child
He don't got this in his bag
You don't got this in his bag
But you can leave him alone though
He can't fuck with me.
Nah, nigga, I ain't leaving nothing alone.
All right.
What the fuck they talking about?
Fuck outta here, man.
Why don't you leave me?
Wait a minute.
Just like you said, go nowhere.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to the podcast critiquers out there.
One more.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to the podcast critiquers out there.
One more.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
One more.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
One more.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
One more.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners. One more. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the first and last time listeners. Shout out to the first and last time listeners
Shout out to the podcast critiquers out there
Shout out to the hate listeners, the hate listeners
I love y'all, I love y'all
Bye baby, bye baby
Y'all may as shout out to the earthy hoes out there
Shout to all the drug dealers all across America
Everybody on probation or parole, shout out to y'all too
And those that just got off it
Those of y'all that just came home
I love y'all, but that don't mean I wanna have that 30 minute talk when you see me outside
30?
For real
30 minute talk
Listen, I wish you the best
I wish you so well
You just gotta get the fuck out of my face, man
Nah, I love that shit especially in the bathroom
straight off the year you can't beat him up what you gonna do you got standing
You're not alone. My mind was blown.
And I wrote a book while I was in here.
I got the first copy.
And a screenplay.
And a screenplay.
And a reggae album.
And a rap album.
It could be all yours, too.
And I got t-shirts.
Take my number.
I ain't got a phone. This the payphone right outside my house, though.
Yeah, you just don't have this in this bag, all right?
It's not a knock.
It's not a knock.
Everybody ain't got it.
Got to crawl before you walk, Joe.
Ice.
I'm just telling you, you got to crawl before you walk.
I know, but that's a very... I don't doubt you.
I don't doubt you.
I believe if you put your mind or
something you can achieve it I know that you new niggas with these phones just
started putting playlists together.
You talking to me saying that?
I've been doing this since High Five, I Like, Madonna, Vogue.
Dog, I'm from the- Paula Abdul, Straight Up Now, Tell Me, Do You Really Wanna Love Me Forever.
Uh-oh, uh-oh.
Stop playing with me.
I've been doing this since Jody Watley. Stop playing with me. I've been doing this since Jody Watley.
Stop playing with me.
I've been doing this.
Karen White.
A long time I've been putting this together.
A long time.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Watch your mouth.
I'm not knocking you, bro.
Watch your mouth.
Crawl before you walk.
You got to crawl.
Crawl at 43.
Tuh.
Tuh.
Now. He going to learn you. He can't. No, he's going to learn you. He can't. No, he now he gonna learn you keep it up
he can't
some people just play the music some people
listen to music some people feel the music some people
got it running through their veins
I was three years
old grabbing the kitchen pots
out the project kitchen nigga
playing recognizable tunes
at three don't make me call my mom up here.
I'm not the rest of these niggas.
I'm not dumb.
I'm not dumb.
That's all funny.
What's up, though?
Standing in front of one of them.
What's up, though?
What's happening with y'all?
I just seen you last night.
You were too drunk to stand up.
You don't want to see me.
You don't want to see me.
That's a bad thing.
How's everybody doing?
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, true.
That was hate just now.
It was.
That was hate.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling? What's going on? Feeling amazing. Come on, let's get a temp check hate just now. It was. That was hate. How's everybody doing? How's everybody feeling?
What's going on?
Fantastic.
Feeling amazing.
Come on, let's get a Tim chat.
Feeling good.
Let's get a Tim chat.
Feeling good.
Amazing, man.
How was your weeks?
I had a very long week.
Well, first, let me just start.
You know, I've got to complain again.
Uh-oh.
Oh, I love it.
Okay.
Yo, y'all with these badass kids, y'all need to keep like a leash or something.
Keep your kid next to you
no dog i took my daughter to the dentist this week uh-huh empty waiting room when we get in
there i love it but you know they take a minute behind the counter sure okay they got the little
play area for the kids with some blocks and shit on it walking in we hear screaming but not like
a baby crying like there's something wrong with him screaming. Like just, what's wrong with this kid? Is he okay?
Right.
Little kid coming in like the Tasmanian devil, grabbing shit, throwing the magazines, banging on the windows.
My daughter is peaceful, quiet, playing with the blocks.
I'm like, all right, don't bring that rambunctious shit around my door.
I'm like, so I inch a little bit closer.
I'm watching him.
He's working his way around the room.
The mother just sitting there, not saying a word to him.
She's tone deaf to it.
It's going to be deaf-deaf in a minute.
I'm like, if he come over here by her, I'm in leg reach.
Because I'm already, I'm measuring.
It was a reflex, sorry.
I'm going to boot this little thing.
I'm definitely tripping him.
No, it was going to be one of those, like Sparta.
Yeah.
He was catching it.
It was a boy, so you know. Oh, yeah. You canarta. Yeah. He was catching it. It was a boy, so, you know.
Oh, yeah.
You can take him hard.
He was catching it to the chest.
Yeah.
Boom.
He didn't get near her, though.
To the face.
He didn't get near her, but then I'm just sitting there like,
yo, even the people in the back behind the desk,
they coming out looking, what's going on?
And this little fucker is just going crazy.
Mom's just sitting there just.
So I'm just saying if you
have bad kids or kids who don't know how to act in public don't bring them out the new shit is to
just let them rock i feel like i've seen a lot of people that are our age having kids and like
they be on some yeah tie yourself out. Or you have to let them express themselves. You can't hinder their self-expression.
It's hard as a non-parent to be like,
please yell at your fucking kid.
No, that's bullshit.
Because you have to teach your kids structure.
You have to teach your kids discipline.
Because if you don't, they're going to grow up
to get to a certain age.
And guess what?
They're going to learn out there.
Shut up.
You just got to smile at the adult
while your kid is kicking them and spitting on them. You just got to throw a little nice smile. what? They gonna learn out there. Oh, shut up. You just gotta smile at the adult while your kid is kicking them
and spitting on them.
You just gotta throw
a little nice smile.
Like, heh, heh, heh.
All right.
That's all you gotta do.
Come near mine.
Come near my daughter
with all of that shit.
You getting kicked.
And nothing else
to really let you know
what you truly think
about humanity
other than thinking
for your kid
when they're around humans.
Like, when your kid is just around humans yeah come on baby walk over here yeah yeah come on come on come on stay away
from that yeah you guys have never felt compelled to like beat somebody kid ass no but no no tell
somebody can you control can you do something about this?
It was getting ready to get there.
Like I'm saying, let's just say you're on a plane.
Nope.
And some kid is just like, you know.
I'm trying to help you.
I'm asking.
Nope.
Real question.
You can't even ask that.
Nope.
The answer is no.
Yeah, you got to mind your business.
That's how the beef break out.
Yeah.
No matter what a kid is doing on that plane, you cannot turn around and say something to the parent
about what's going on with the kid.
You can't do that.
Hmm.
Under no circumstances.
That is how fights break out.
Okay.
We might have to, I mean, I'm not trying to get it there,
but you got to do something.
I'm not going to sit here and let your little kid
just kick my seat the whole fucking flight.
Yes, you are.
No, I'm not.
Yes, you are.
I am not.
What are you going to do?
I'm going to ask the parent,
and if you take it that way, you take it that way, but I'll do it in a respectful way. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. I am not. What are you going to do? I'm going to ask the parent.
If you take it that way, you take it that way.
But I'll do it in a respectful way.
Yo, can you please?
Your child is really kicking the seat.
Or I'm going to hit the button.
Ding.
Yo, you hit the button and do what?
Yo, y'all talk to him.
Tattle.
Snitch.
Yeah, I'm going to snitch.
Hit the button.
Yo, yo, yo. Yo, you ain't never even seen one of them stewardess girls talk to somebody, a kid, or talk to somebody about their kid.
Y'all crazy.
I'm telling you, I'm not just going to sit there.
I'm trying to sleep on this flight.
I'm drunk.
I'm trying to go to sleep.
I'm not going to be the whole flight.
No way.
No way.
I'm going to say something to somebody on that plane.
Y'all deal with it.
I might not say it to the parent.
Especially if it's a woman.
I'm not going to say nothing to her.
Boy, is that one of my worst fears,
like taking my kid to an airport on a plane with like dirty people.
Or people like that.
They want to say something to you about your kid.
Man.
My kid going to be.
We will jump you with his iPad.
And that's another reason that we're not going to be here too long.
Today is my baby's birthday.
Hey.
Hey.
Hell yeah.
So I gotta hurry up and leave here
and fucking watch the tracking device app.
Busy evening.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
I ain't saying nothing
Why is that so funny
That's horrible to say
Is it
I'm joking
I'm joking of course
But yeah
Nah fuck that
I ain't done that in a while
Just pop up as the dad
To some shit you ain't invited to
Yeah
Hey
Hey
I know all y'all names
Hey Catherine
Hey Hey Lolita What's up Hey, I know all y'all names. Hey, Catherine. You'll be a connoisseur.
Hey, Lolita.
What's up?
We can't even have fun as far as that.
No, no.
Let's take a break.
Happy birthday to my baby.
I love you.
We love you, Lex.
Yes, yes, yes.
All right, now.
I want to send a get well soon to my lady, Miss Freeze, as we all call her.
She's currently in the hospital right now.
So, baby, I love you.
Thinking about you.
Yeah, she's fine. Okay. Get well soon. Yes, get well soon. Get well soon, Miss Freeze, as we all call her. She's currently in the hospital right now. Is she okay? Baby, I love you. Thinking about you. Yeah, she's fine.
Okay.
Get well soon.
Yes, get well soon.
Get well soon, Miss Freeze.
Come on, the missing piece.
That's right.
It's my missing piece.
Can't have the missing piece missing.
True.
I'll be there.
I'll see you later.
Yeah, come on, man.
Yeah, take that fucking beard in there.
Go see what's going on.
That's been my other favorite part of the week is seeing the fans.
That was great.
Oh, my bad.
That was great.
You and Asia really lit it up recently.
That was great.
I've been having a blast with that.
They said Ice is in a disguise.
No, somebody told me this was the fake one.
Like, this shit is Velcro, and I put it on top of my beard.
That's hilarious.
I was crying, yo.
Y'all been funny.
Yeah, they been calling you.
They said you was a distraction.
Then they called you measly to block captain. Yeah, that been funny. They've been calling you. They said you was a distraction. Then they called you measly to block captain.
Sleazy to block.
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
I had a good time with them.
Mad freeway memes.
Oh, my God.
Good shit, good shit.
It is just like the blackest dye, though.
It really is.
Why you get the blackest dye?
That's what I wanted.
Is there a different black dye? There's a bunch of them. There's different shades of black. Oh,. It really is. Why you get the blackest dye? That's what I wanted. Is there a different black dye?
There's a bunch of them. There's different shades of black.
Oh yeah, come on. The soft black.
Off black. Off black. You went jet.
That nigga went for the
blackest of the black.
Bounch it go wow wow. He want to
appropriate in all black.
Oh shit.
He want to make sure that
niggas know While I'm out here
Appropriating
I'm the blackest of blacks
The benefit of my beard
Yo real talk
The second I say
I don't like this shit
I shave this whole shit off
And in a week and a half
It'll be back the way it look
Same
So it's like
I can have fun with it
I don't give a fuck
Same
Okay
That's all
How'd Mrs. Freeze feel about it?
Because I know
Women we tend to like
The salt and pepper
We like it She loved the salt and pepper.
We like it. She loved the salt and pepper.
She was like, this takes some getting used to.
Got it.
Because she's used to seeing me a certain way.
She's with it, though.
Anything that Ice do dramatic with his appearance,
I automatically assume that Mrs. Freeze has urged him into it.
Oh, no.
That wasn't.
I told y'all why I did that.
Yeah, you said you did that.
Yeah, yeah.
No, fuck that.
I was ready to fight that lady in the store.
I don't believe that story for a second. All right. Not for one second. said he did that. Yeah, yeah, nah, fuck that. I was ready to fight that lady in the store. I don't believe that story for a second.
All right.
Not for one second.
I made me call my mom.
She was like, yo, calm down.
No, nigga.
What the fuck?
No.
Niggas do not want to look their age.
I don't mind looking my age.
I don't want to look like my mother's father.
You did not look like your mother's father.
But whatever.
One little CBS comment.
Yeah, word. Nah, that shit hit different, man. That was like, that hit was a gut punch. but whatever one little CBS comment yeah word
nah that shit
hit different man
that was like
that hit was a gut punch
not from Mr.
I don't give a fuck
what these niggas
is talking about
that's your old moniker
that's my mama
right there next to me
that wasn't your mama
that said it
nah but she ain't
exactly like
disagree
you know what I'm saying
she went along
she ain't really be like
where'd you get that
I was like, yo.
Like, oh, no, no, no.
Thank you.
She was talking to me.
Yeah, no.
We're going to do something about this.
All right, there's mad shit to get to.
There's mad shit to get to.
I'm not going to be here all day
because I got to go look at my app.
So...
Eat that ass, too.
Yeah, I'm going to see what's going on.
Popping right out.
I dare you to tell me to leave, too.
I have to pee.
Try to get me to leave, I'm going to have to piss. I'm going to have to use the bathroom. Number two, long one. Yeah, I'm gonna see what's going on popping right I did tell me leave to I have to pee but Try give me a leave. I'm gonna have to piss. I have to use a bathroom number two long one
Well, Joe is still in the bathroom
Where do y'all want to start?
Wherever you want to start don't start with Nikki. There hasn't been a lot of music, but there's been a lot of music shit
Yeah, I mean a lot of music. Yeah, we can start been a lot of music shit. We can start with Nicki. We can. Okay.
I'm totally cool with that.
Elliot has to find a way to customize his hate.
No, he don't.
Definitely.
Yes, he does.
I think he's enjoying the hate.
Yeah.
I think he's trolling with the hate.
I don't know about trolling.
I guess it's trolling. I think he's trolling with the hate.
He's looking for engagement.
Yes.
Yes.
Exactly what he's doing.
The reason why is because he's retweeting everything everybody's saying about his engagement. Yes. Yes. Exactly what he's doing. Because the reason why is because he's reposting every, he's retweeting everything everybody's
saying about his hate.
Correct.
So, yes, he's trolling with the hate.
But I'm just saying he needs to hate.
There's a different way to hate, though.
I'm not against the hate, but the hate could come off a little less.
Hatey.
Sassy, like spiced, like.
It could be a firm hate. But but saying he's not a journalist like
journalist these days or whatever he's saying journalism yeah you know and i like spicy ellie
by the way i do i don't want him to lose the spice no that's funny but it's funny to an extent
but he gives the he coming off as the old dude who, well, this
is the way we did it back then.
Well, this is not back then, my nigga.
Well, hold up a second.
What's wrong with that?
Nothing.
Yeah, get into it.
And what's wrong with it?
But you need to understand that this is not back then.
So I can still sit here and hate?
And everybody can laugh at you.
Yeah.
Like, all right, cool, my nigga.
That's how you did it back then.
And there is something wrong with that.
Like, I'm with those people because I know those people and used to be that person
but you don't want to use all your goodwill and equity and your power and your audience to make
it seem like you just have a real lack of understanding for whatever is new age or
whatever is forthcoming or whatever's in the forecast. You can't be the guy that's just, hey, I'm stuck in what I'm stuck in,
and anybody else that's doing it a different way, I got to beef with that.
What happens is, because I was the man this way when it was done this way.
I was him.
So now I'm watching other people become like them in a totally different way,
and I can't fuck with that over there, so I hate on you.
See, and that's weird.
That's just a little different for me.
Elliot is the man to me.
But he's not, all right.
Elliot, in any room that he walks in, brings Elliot with him in all that he's done.
Correct.
Elliot is the man for me.
He don't need to always say,
yo, I did XXL,
I did this interview, I did that.
His reputation precedes him.
Sometimes just being so loud
about what you've done takes away from
what you've done. He's him already.
You can't be the OG
that has a problem with other people
becoming them.
Kysonette deserves to be him.
Absolutely.
And he is him.
Yeah, but he deserves to be looked at like him,
treated like him, viewed like him.
He's him in the space.
If y'all don't understand the streaming shit
or whatever the fuck he's doing in that basement
or the jail shit, then shut the fuck up.
And that was me too at some point.
I was like, hey, what the fuck is going on?
But as soon as I hear streaming, I know
what's going on. I know what's happening.
It's a different game. It's not journalism.
Well, that's the thing. He's speaking
from the standpoint of being a purist.
You know what I'm saying? He is a
journalist. There's room for the purists.
There's room for the new kids. There's room for the new kids.
There's room for the Playboi Carti, new rocker people.
There's just room for everybody.
Again, it's not journalism.
He's not pretending to be a journalist.
He's not trying to be a journalist.
He's a streamer.
This is the part that Elliot and people who believe like him are missing,
who don't understand why the artists are running to the streamers today
Streaming is marketing. Mm-hmm. The part that they're forgetting is your journalism was also marketing
It was just that that was the marketing for that time, right? The artists ain't want to sit with y'all either
They're doing that because this is how I got to get my album promoted. This is I need to sit here
You are the man of whatever is print
at that moment. You are the man in print.
Or it's radio. You are the man in radio. I got to
come sit with you. I don't want to do that.
Now the game has evolved
so now it's your castanets and people
of that era in the streaming world.
Now it's okay, Nicky,
I want to get out there and
whatever the hot thing is right now, okay,
it's streaming. I have to go sit with him.
I don't have to go sit with the person who was the man in print or the man in radio.
I don't have to necessarily do that. But it's all it was always marketing.
It's just the pieces on the board change. It's the same game.
And she did that interview with him. And then he brought brought him out for her show when she performs that Everybody record in Atlanta.
So now, I mean, it's just, it crosses over.
There's more, it's like a Swiss Army knife.
It's not just I'm sitting down with him to talk.
It's I need you to come to my show and bring that energy while you're dancing with the young people.
And it's a package.
Anybody that got a problem with that way of moving around need to figure out
how to be adaptive or just be okay with being a dinosaur traditional hardcore journalist dinosaur
and that's not going to work for where this shit is headed with ai at all i'm just telling you now
i feel like i've told you already but i'm telling you now either find a way to be adoptive and find a way
that all of these
new age technology tricks
can fucking help your business
or just be stuck
talking about the 90s.
And I ain't just
talking about Elliot.
I talk about the 90s a lot.
I sat one day
and just did some math.
I'm bad at math.
I was like,
damn,
that shit was further back
than I could get.
It was.
For niggas that wasn't in it,
once you start doing math, we about to be in 2024.
Nigga, you talking about 25, 30 years ago now.
Yep.
That's too long to be hearkening back.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's too long to be hearkening back.
So either you just-
She in that moment when you having a beer with your niggas that was there or when you
reminiscing or y'all got your war stories.
But when you talking to these kids today that was just born when the towers fell?
You don't give a fuck
about the 90s, dog.
There's room for both,
in my opinion.
There's room for streamers
and there's room for journalists
and podcasters.
Both are valuable
in their different ways.
Yeah, but one shouldn't
be hating on the other.
Agreed.
That's all I'm saying.
I like a little bit of hate.
But I like hate.
I do like the hate.
It's fun.
Hate ain't getting you
no money, man.
Fuck that.
Ah.
I don't know if you got a little monetization on Twitter that shit might have went up
and what the hate does
it tells you that Elliot is still
very passionate about
what he does and
feels a way that he's not secure in some
of the interviews and it's not just him though
I like that that passion exists
but it ain't just him
nor he crash out whenever he sees the interview go out that he was supposed to have And it's not just him, though. I like that that passion exists. But it ain't just him.
Nor he crash out whenever he sees the interview go out that day he was supposed to have.
True.
He ain't like none of that Cardi shit.
Let me shut up about it, because I think they pieced it up.
And he was on Twitter going, oh.
He was.
Cardi, you motherfucker.
Nor he went over Hove.
Yeah.
Nor he said, Hove went and sat with Gayle.
He said it nice.
I would like for him to be able to comment.
But you know what he was saying?
He read between the lines.
Mad podcasters do this shit.
I feel like I'm the only nigga
that don't do it, actually.
That's because you're not
looking to interview.
I don't give a,
you know,
I want to stay away
from these niggas.
I want to stay away from them.
I remember,
understandably so.
He did that when,
when Banks came up here with us.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, he went off. He was hot. He went off on us when Banks came up here. Yeah after he did that when when Banks came up here with us yeah oh yeah he went off he was hot
he went off on us
when Banks came up here
yeah he did
you was listening to that
Kanye
on Insta Live
yo 2024
Insta Live
we need to throw it in the garbage
nah it's a lie
nah nah I can't
throw it out
it is dope
I don't know
if you are an entertainer
you can now
you can now stream it properly.
Oh, look.
Oh, fuck.
Wait, excuse me?
You can use...
Music?
Like OBS and shit to stream.
Oh, really?
Translation help for the challenge.
Not you.
You can use real setups now with Instagram
as of a couple days ago.
Oh, that changed things.
If you want to have DSLRs and mics
and have it rocking...
You can broadcast properly.
Yeah, you can broadcast properly for Instagram.
Instead of just holding your phone.
Yeah.
The way we do the YouTube shit on Pods Given, you can do that with Instagram live now.
Now you can give away your IP with better quality.
Correct.
Now.
It is a big jump.
That's important.
That's important.
Don't sound like a dinosaur now.
No, I'm in the future.
I'm not in the past.
If they're doing that with all of these fucking new capabilities,
then I'd like to see changes made with how they're structuring deals
with tastemakers, influencers, and artists.
Sure.
But you can do that.
You can do that with subscription shit.
But anyway, I don't want it.
Oh, please, don't talk to me.
Don't talk to me.
See, that's where we go wrong as a people.
Don't talk to me about what the tech is offering, what they're offering to anybody that uses it.
I'm not talking.
I ain't anybody that use it.
Some of the people that get this shit popping ain't anybody that use it.
Call those people directly and do deals.
The right deals.
They're not going to do that.
I don't know that
they're not doing it.
Expand that program.
I don't know
they're not doing it.
Instagram?
I don't think they're doing it.
They're definitely doing it.
They're definitely doing it.
I know people that are
making money off Instagram
before the subscription shit.
Yeah, they're definitely doing it.
With the reels
and shit like that.
I'm talking about right now.
I don't think they're calling
out to anyone making a deal.
Not Instagram.
Instagram is Facebook.
Yeah.
They're 100% doing that. I'm telling you.
They're doing that.
Listen, they're doing that for 1%
of people. So if you want to use the tools, go ahead.
But the rest of us, we gotta fight
for your right
to party.
I'm going to always want to disrupt some shit. I'm a rebel, nigga.
That's true.
You mentioned Kanye. I'm going to always want to disrupt some shit. I'm a rebel, nigga. That's true. Fuck is they talking about?
You mentioned Kanye.
What do you think about
Nicki not clearing new body form?
If he would have called me
in the last three years,
I would have told him
that Nicki's not clearing anything now.
I don't know where Kanye's been,
what he's been up to,
what he's been looking at,
what he's been doing,
but the last time I interviewed Nicki
in but so many words,
she said,
oh, I'm off that
with Kanye.
She said some more too
in that interview.
But she was being cool.
Right.
She was being cool.
But I like when she
stopped being cool.
Yeah, she was being cool
in her response today.
She was like,
that train is...
Yeah, but I read through Nikki.
I read through... I'm saying that's being
green that's being nice she was being cool but boy I know what that man and it
wasn't cool it wasn't cool at all let me shut up in case people out there don't
know but it wasn't cool I don't know what it what they beef is well actually
I do could interview about you said something that shit she just be speaking
in cold she's better. She's off Kanye.
He ain't getting no record clear.
Well, a lot of people were talking.
Hey, Kanye, fuck you, man.
Fuck him for not putting the project out.
You actually thought that was going to come out?
No, I had forgot.
But then when I saw him just on live,
ranting and stuff, man.
I didn't even go to my Apple Music.
Once the Backstreet Boys came out, I was like, hey, that's not coming out.
That's not clear.
But he's got Yes Jules working on it now, so.
It'll have vibes.
You guys are funny.
It'll have vibes.
Yo, why would anybody want to be in that room?
You know why.
I don't.
Yes, you do.
I don't.
It's 2023, 2024.
Why would anybody with their own sauce
want to be there by him
listening to any of that?
I saw Cudi there.
For saucy or something?
I'm going to tell you why.
I'm going to tell you why.
Because the average person
can't get in that room.
Yes, they can.
No, they can't.
Not the average person.
Not just regular Joe Schmo.
The chances of regular Joe Schmo
getting in there is slim.
So it's the same thing
about a New York listening party.
They don't even care.
It's just more so to show that,
hey, I'm here, you're not.
That's how they move.
That's why everybody got a phone.
That's why everybody records.
That's why everybody has to show
That nigga look like
you cannot be around him
unless you brought the whole ibuprofen bottle out.
You got to have brought that shit with you.
Extra strength.
You need noise cancel joints around him
because he don't stop.
He just going to keep talking and talking about
what the fucking Germans did to the Irish.
Sounds like he just came home.
The railroad.
Yeah, like, dog, you blowing niggas.
You blowing it in here.
Why would somebody just voluntarily join that?
I cut that shit off from my phone.
Like, I didn't nigga talk too much.
Yeah.
I'm telling you, bro.
I only want to hear that shit when the music drop.
Don't hold up the music and then give me all these fucking soliloquies.
I ain't even click that shit.
Oh, he's live.
Yeah.
The album dropping or no.
I don't need to hear any rant from him.
I mean, you know, I know he's passionate about whatever he feels and thinks and speaks on.
Cool.
I am a fan of Kanye the artist.
And that's all I care about.
Drop the music.
If it don't drop, fine.
Nicky, shout out Envy too.
Oh yeah?
I didn't see that.
I didn't see that.
Shout out Envy.
Y'all are great at your jobs.
What'd she say?
I ain't reading that shit.
Oh.
She said something about Envy.
Envy said,
remember when Envy
called for me to be
blackballed on the air?
He said it with so much confidence.
The arrogance to think that that type of behavior is okay from a DJ.
God is going to show y'all that y'all are not God one by one.
Top shit.
That's what she said in so many words.
Yeesh.
And Envy did reply to it this morning on radio
I don't remember what he said
but
I like all the spice
me too
it makes things interesting
I do
I do
this must be me
I don't know
oh come on
I don't care for none of that shit Joe
listen if they didn't do it all
we'd get his fucking Christmas albums man
we ain't got no music anyway
and we got all the spice
we still ain't got no music we'd get Christmas albums and the spice. We still ain't got no music. We get Christmas
albums and Blueface saying it ain't his kid.
Like, I'm cool. Come on.
Flood my timeline with
something. Anything, please.
From 10 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When we saw Nicki, she got a beef with Billboard
now. She does.
They said that they're
not counting some of her sales
because she gave away money or something, right?
Yeah, gave away money.
Well, no, no.
They were saying because she was asking fans to post the proof of purchase.
What's wrong with that?
I have no idea.
Wasn't there a whole contest going on where you required a proof of purchase of the album
to be able to participate in the contest?
And because of that, they're saying that they're going to discount some sales i'm confused and what she did to back
up her argument she was like well it's all right when she put the screenshot up of what um meg and
then we're giving out cash app for people to buy the album right she's like that was fine i'm asking after purchase to
show us proof of purchase that's it and we can't do this when they're actually giving you money to
buy the album these games are weird it's disgusting bro it's really weird i'm lost and confused what
it looked like is once you on the other side of whoever it is they're gonna find a way to fuck you
you on the other side of whoever it is,
they're going to find their way to fuck you.
I need to hear Billboard's side.
Because Billboard,
what it sounds like is they're citing a violation in rules.
What it sounds like is
Nikki, you're not playing along with our game,
whatever game it is,
and we'll stack the deck against you.
That's what it sounds like.
And that's what it sounded like against her for a while.
And that's what she's constantly been speaking out about
even from the last two albums.
It's like, yo, I'm fighting against these big machines
and these big corporations.
I'm fighting a different fight.
They are stacked.
They are against me.
I got to do this a different way.
Is she in a bundle program or not?
I believe she is in a bundle program
because they were selling vinyl, I know, way in the bundle program because they, Oh,
they were selling vinyl.
I know way before the album dropped,
they were like,
I think Walmart and everybody had vinyl available for purchase,
like a pre-order almost before the album dropped.
I don't know if that considers.
I think I see where the problem is.
And I ain't saying it,
leave me out of it,
but I see where the problem is.
You see it?
From this information, unless there's something I'm missing, yeah.
If you're running bundles and reporting your own numbers and you're not in the bundle program, then we're going to stop it.
Oh, yeah.
The bundle program.
It's a bundle program.
You can't just.
Because you can't legitimize the.
No.
Billboard or whoever runs that shit has to approve how you're going about your bundle program.
Fuck that.
The bundle program is we got to get paid.
Yeah.
That's the real bundle program.
Yes, that's the bundle.
That's the real bundle program.
What's our slice?
Yes, exactly.
We got to get paid.
You can't just sell your own shit.
No, no, no.
It has to go through here where we get a cut.
And they did...
I want to say
without fact checking
that they did something
like this with Travis too.
Where they was like,
after a while
they stopped counting
the sales that he was
delivering from his website
off the bundles.
And he was in
the bundle program.
But,
what you doing over there,
it doesn't comply
with our rules.
We ain't getting our cut.
That ain't the right T-shirt.
It ain't the right.
So no, we're not counting that shit.
That shit's crazy.
And it's Billboard.
So what is any of us going to do to Billboard?
Well, you see what I did.
I stopped.
But what is anybody else going to do to Billboard?
I wish, I don't know.
Like, I just wish people kind of took,
I don't know where it went where we let Billboard
determine if your album is
good or a success
or
like
it's so much stock
in just Billboard number
which is kind of what
Hov has been saying
for the longest
like y'all are still
looking at Billboard numbers
fuck that
it's stupid
well it's a trick
it is
it's literally
a smoke and mirrors trick
it's sleight of hand
hey look over here
while you don't see
what we robbing you
but we want you to pay attention to this number here.
Motherfuckers is actually buying their own albums to push
up billboards. It's the most ass backwards.
But the music business is smoke and
mirrors. True.
A lot of selling hope. Yeah.
It's a lot of
selling the look. That too.
Yes, and now you know why that
billboard shit is so important. The optic.
The optic of it and what
a number one album could do what a top five album could do for your career listen man good luck to
anybody playing the game out there good luck to anybody playing the game out there this shit is
rough now's a good time to play that clip you was playing earlier actually it's a it's a it's a cold game out there uh i just heard kirk franklin talking
about when he signed his first deal in 92 or 93 he uh unknowingly signed over 100 of his publishing
because he didn't know better and he didn't have an entertainment lawyer he had like a real estate
lawyer or some shit he didn't even know there were different types of lawyers right yeah cold cold game don't
think that all these years have passed since since uh that 20 years have passed and the record labels
and the people that run this shit haven't updated the tricks oh yeah like when we was out we had to
deal with the 360 and they was gangstering niggas they was calling niggas yo get down to lay down
you in this 360 or you'll get no support and we're dropping you from the label. Now,
they have advanced
all of the tricks.
They own Spotify
in part.
The biggest streamer that exists that doesn't
pay anybody. That generates
however many millions of dollars a day
and
somehow no one gets really...
Well, why am I going to pay a people that seem happy
to just post how many plays they got?
Right.
They seem really excited about that.
So I would not pay them.
It's a little lengthy.
A little lengthy, but you'll see where he's going.
It says who and why is it a contest?
Can't it just be this is awesome shit?
Here's some different awesome shit.
That's why we didn't bundle.
That was the whole motivation behind this record. It was to not partake in the current bullshit in the music industry.
So check this out. Do you mind if I explain it?
Please do.
Please explain it.
We had a conversation with our manager um about this record right you know release it went from everything like we have
family we don't really want to be on the road for 100 days this year we don't necessarily want to
do anything we don't we don't want to do anything we're not excited about you know so it came down
to the promotion and stuff and it was basically, we want to get in front of people
and play our songs and have fun.
And the conversation came up with the actual album.
Warner Brothers was interested if we wanted to bundle it,
which is when you include the record with a ticket.
And a lot of people have been doing it.
And it's more than a t-shirt
you get a record and it's a digital download link important digital how does that work and like well
um you uh you would get five dollars from each ticket back to warner brothers and then you would
get a record sale and i was like that doesn't make that doesn't make any sense to me and to
Dan and they're like yeah well you would it's the only way you're gonna get a
number one record so if you want a number one record you got to do that I
was like well I think well um so it's one-to-one like we get five bucks back
and then we get a royalty and we get a ticket sale and I know you don't get a
royalty and you only get a tick you only get a ticket sale. No, you don't get a royalty. And you only get an album sale count if they click the link.
And they have a 50% click through.
So in other words, we would pay $10 per sale on Nielsen SoundScan.
Cut it off.
Bye.
That's it.
That's it.
That's it.
That is disgusting. Hopefully that didn't sound like
some foreign language
to y'all out there
it probably did
but to those of you
that did understand that
the game is the game
and it's a cold one
who was that
that was uh
Black Keys
and Joe Rogan
oh okay
I think I saw that interview
and we
yeah I saw it too
yeah
we are gonna stay here
breaking news
hot off the press
Cardi B went live to kick her husband's back in
Oh boy. Oh, this is great. We live tonight
Cuz you will fucking talk to a nigga and a motherfucker will play in your fucking face
Let me play my drop your face over and over and over and over and over again
It's to be like watch watch what I'm about to do
Yo, this motherfucker really likes
to play games with me when i'm at my most vulnerable time when i when i'm not the most
confident that's the best they like to play games with me because he knows when you get it off i'm
not an easy girl he knows yesterday i could have been out i could have been chilling i could have
been this and that he knows i'm in my house he knows that i'm chilling he knows i'm not doing
the most that's who you're doing sparing'm not doing the most. And I've really been
sparing you. I've really been sparing you.
You've been fucking feeling yourself, you
bitch ass nigga, because of your bitch ass album
and shit. And you've really been fucking doing me
dirty after so many fucking years
that I'm motherfucking up your ass.
Not even a fucking picture that I got.
This is the problem with Spanish girls.
And it's so crazy that I got involved
to the fucking internet.
Oh, God.
Because whenever I tell you something,
you don't take shit serious.
All right.
That was what we got.
There is a lot to unpack here.
Oh, I would love to hear from Ish on this topic.
He is laid up with some shit in his ass.
With his legs up in the air like Uncle Luke
like a Luke show
oh my god
my man
and he ain't even got no hair down there
so it ain't even warm wherever
that nigga shit is freezing
yeah
poor ass
a lot to unpack here
a lot to unpack here
and this is the problem with artist to artist
relationships
this is the problem with artist dating
artists
a track list came out earlier this week
I don't know if it's real I don't know if it's fake
it might have been fake I'm assuming it's fake
but I don't care I'm going with my thought process
which is more fun than real life
and on that fake track list was a track featuring Offset I'm assuming it's fake, but I don't care. I'm going with my thought process, which is more fun than real life.
And on that fake track list was a track featuring Offset.
Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, pop.
Take me off.
If we're in a relationship and we break up, take me off.
Take me off your shit.
I don't care if you was on my album.
I don't care. We was together. And you kill my album, too. Thank you for signing off on it. me off your shit. I don't care if you was on my album. I don't care.
We was together. And you kill,
you kill my album too.
Thank you.
Yes.
For signing off on it.
You smoked my shit
and I needed that.
It gave me the boost.
Plus my Don single
with my Michael Jackson shit.
I'm dancing now
in the TikTok shit.
You was at the TikTok shit.
You see me dancing.
Take me off your project.
Now,
might've been fake,
so we'll leave it alone.
Maybe offsets down the album.
But you're not gonna argue with me over my cheating or my infidelity and then put me on your album you're not now
she said he's been feeling himself since his album came out i think that's the other problem
with artists artists relationships that is when you're supposed to feel yourself absolutely yeah
as an artist that's when you feel your best yeah and the album was received well. Great. It did great. Great reception.
You got me, got me working.
Ooh, I know it's working.
Not just that.
Hold up.
Not just that, though.
You put them on perfect.
My album did great when I was kind of being counted out.
Counted out.
Because I left the camp.
I left the group.
Rest in peace, Take Off.
Just lost my man.
Just lost my man.
I'm not over there QC no more.
None of that beeped with them.
Weibo put some heat out.
They thought I couldn't match.
They thought I couldn't match that Quavo heat.
I might feel myself a little bit.
I'm feeling myself walking around the house.
I don't feel like that should be an indictment to my partner.
I don't either.
But that is an indictment to your partner when your partner's hotter than you.
See, and that's the problem.
This is tricky.
When your partner is bigger than you, respectfully, Offset,
because I don't even like to talk about niggas' marriages.
I'm talking about the artist part of this.
You can't walk around the house like that and your girl bigger than you.
That's tough.
That's a tough situation.
She should understand, though.
I don't know how.
What happens when they Both had to shower
Around the same time
She went in first
You know girls
Take the longest shower
Yeah
I'm sure they have two showers
Stop it see
Now I'm in a rush
I gotta get
I knew somebody like you
Was gonna say that
What
That's Kat
What'd you say Parks
I'm sure they have two showers
I'm sure they have
Seven showers
Fifteen
What the fuck
Do that have to do
With the man wanting
to use his favorite
shower in the house
while she in there?
What do they have to do with that?
Nothing. I got other
showers too when Shorty is in there.
You can't even say, yo, could you hurry it up a little bit?
I still go in there
and start shaping up my beard or some shit.
I start, hey, big dog, get your hefty ass out the fucking shower.
It's my skinny turn.
And I ain't even really skinny.
But all them crevices, they in there picking up their whole thick ass, thick ass titties, mad hair.
Hey, dog, do that shit at the fire hydrant.
I'm talking shit. I'm talking shit.
I'm talking shit.
Of course I'm talking shit because it's my job as an entertainer.
But you can't do that.
If my girl ever went diamond, you can't do that no more.
Nah, nah.
That's her shower.
You know what's crazy?
You just use it sometimes.
You can't do it. You cannot do it. You can't do that no more. Nah, nah. That's her shower. You know what's crazy? You just use it sometimes. You can't do it.
You cannot do it.
You can't.
If my girl,
half of the down payment
was a little more than mine
on this mansion,
guess what?
Hold up.
I got to go to the bath,
the shower I don't like in the house.
Yo, if my girl is the reason
I was able to get out
from under the other situation,
that part too.
Like, so imagine Cardi's POV,
which is like,
you motherfucker.
Audacity.
Wait, I was there this whole time
and you waited till you got piping scorching hot
to start showing your ass to me?
Oh yeah, nah.
And I got a project coming,
so you know I ain't been feeling the greatest.
My op just sold records.
My op is out here living life, selling records.
Doing good.
Going live.
Pissing off out here.
Oh, no.
Yeah, I don't want my op going live.
Shit looking good over there.
No, I got to take that out on somebody.
I got to take that out on somebody.
Hey, to hell with toxic relationships.
But that part needs to stay when the day just beat your ass and you come home, your partner
in here just doing some shit oblivious
to how tough it's been dump it on them
so is
she dump it on them is she justified
in her I want to dump it
on you I know you fucking do I want to
dump on you right now
dump it on your partner your co-host your beautiful co-host
is she justified in her rant right
now because I don't believe for a single
second that she ever made him feel like he was less than or he was, you know, the whatever.
I don't think that that's the dynamic in the house.
I think that Cardi was wildly supportive and they were not boyfriend and girlfriend.
They were married.
I think she was a wildly supportive partner, mate and wife to him.
So she's crying.
She's speaking from a real sense of betrayal.
But Spanish women,
when they yell past a certain point,
you turn into a...
You never dated a Spanish girl.
You're right.
I have not dated a Spanish girl.
That is not in my record.
I'm sure all that shit you just said is true.
And with it being true,
I'm positive that he has had to be there
for her 80% more
just because of her temperament
agreed yeah sensitive she be reading shit and let me say i don't like that shit that blue face did
blue face started this blue face did this i just i don't know blue face and krishan you know that's
out of my that's out of my wheelhouse i don't even talk about that shit. I try not to pay attention to that shit.
Hey, prayers for all parties involved.
But just for the sake of understanding what he's talking about,
Blueface basically accused Offset and Krishan of fucking,
he basically said the exact place and time that it happened.
Oh, I was going to put way more sauce on it than you.
Don't stop my shit no more.
No, for real.
On an Instagram, on a Twitter rant.
Yo, my girl just fucked Offset three weeks ago.
Yo, as the men out there, I'm talking to the men out there.
Some of us have been through it.
It don't have to be true.
But the mere fact of somebody saying something
and you know that most of our girls don't deal well
with strangers saying things that have no real effect on things.
They don't.
Actually, most of our girls,
I didn't love when a stranger just volunteered some shit.
They might not have known.
They want to get the nigga number.
They want to talk.
They want to.
Blueface continued.
Oh, man.
He said, oh, you saying I'm lying
Blueface moms came in
one thing my son don't do is lie
chill chill we can't get too mad
some of y'all moms
man this shit is a mess out here in the street
yo y'all think 2023
fourth quarter been wild way till next year
way till 2024 it. Oh, no, no, no. Way till 2024.
It's going down.
But anyway,
one thing my baby don't do,
he's not,
he does not lie.
Sure.
Blueface L,
y'all think I'm lying?
It was this date
and this time
when he was supposed
to be doing this.
Yep.
Yikes.
See, I hate that
some of you niggas out there
don't have y'all people in check,
so you got to drag some nigga down with you.
Offset has been chilling, and I know that he's been chilling
because he got caught too many times.
So he don't have no more get-out-of-jail-free cards.
The niggas out there, some of us have been there.
You're right.
You got to be on your best behavior even when you're not on your best behavior.
You taking an extra precaution to make sure your superstar wife don't know that you fucking hoodwrapped.
And here comes some nigga, a variable that you just could not see.
And this is the problem with fucking girls that got a crazy stupid
nigga that love them somewhere. They gonna snitch.
Be emotional about it.
And as soon as Blueface did all that,
I said, I know that Cardi is in
this nigga's face, in her phone
matching dates, texts,
times. She wouldn't compare shit up right away.
We going through it. Yo, you told me
you was at this studio.
I knew that.
That'd be the other thing.
Oh, yeah.
It'd be a girl I might have even said something about before you told me it was nothing.
Mm-hmm.
And it's this little bitch.
Oh, that girl.
And I asked you about her.
And it's this little bitch that I.
Wait, you not.
Wait, you treating me like this and fucking her.
You can't embarrass
your girl like that
because that's when
your girl get on live
and do this
yeah
I wanted to say
Cardi is wrong
for getting on live
and doing this
because you shouldn't
do this
she shouldn't do that
but this is when
your girl does this
she's 100%
going to do it
oh yeah
in that instance
right there
oh yeah
no I called
my girl
I had a photo shoot
when we broke up
one time
and went live
guess who was in the live Joe Bunch chillin Oh yeah, no, I called my girl. I had a photo shoot when we broke up one time and went live.
Guess who was in the live?
Joe Bud.
Chiller.
We need to find a way for us to sneak into the live without our girl seeing that we in the live.
It pop up, your stupid ass nigga here watching. Right here.
He's here.
Your stupid ass nigga, the first one here watching.
Boy, she was telling this stranger nigga all my business.
Oh shit.
That photographer was like, no. I'm just watching. Boy, she was telling this stranger nigga, oh, my business. Oh, shit. That photographer was like,
no.
I'm just watching like,
word.
That's how you're going to do it.
But there's nothing you can do.
And you can't do shit.
But there's nothing you can do.
You can't do it.
You fucked up too much.
Yep.
You fucked it up too much.
You got to eat that.
So now your girl need to vent
to anybody that got ears.
This Insta Live
is indicative of that.
Offset, Cardi, I love y'all and I hope that y'all make your way through this.
You can't do this after you already went on stage to get your girl back.
You interrupted the show.
I remember that.
With the flowers.
The girls tried to say that that was abusive and manipulative, too.
They did.
It worked, though.
That's why it's only manipulative if it works.
If it doesn't work.
Yeah.
Like, if your girl spots the manipulation, then you lost. Yeah.ulative if it works. If it doesn't work. Yeah. Like if your girl spots the manipulation, then you lost.
Yeah.
But if it works, that's what I told Eisen.
The art is him getting away with it.
That's where the art is.
There was rumors that this whole breakup shit was just to take the spotlight off Nikki for a minute.
I do think it's timely.
I do think it's timely. I do think it's timely.
But the other report was that
this is not the first time
that they've broken up,
that they've been living separately.
That's some girly report shit.
We don't know where that comes from
or how substantial that is.
That's just somebody saying that
to get some clues.
How substantial is that?
What Parks just said.
This was just speculation.
Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.
Which part?
The fact that this all happened to pop up around Nikki's release to potentially take the shine.
The wind out of her sails.
Yeah.
That's some valid speculation.
That's valid speculation.
It's 2023.
People do anything.
The story right before this was how this industry is and how foul it could be and some of the tricks people play. That was the story right before this was how uh how how uh this industry is and how foul it could be and some
of the tricks people play that was the story right before this well i know but the reason why
what i just said relates to what parks just said is because people had the reaction they were like
oh this is cap because nikki's album's coming out and you want to take the shine away from her
so then the next thing that came out was no this has been an ongoing thing they've been separate they've been living separate lives
to make to justify that this is not just a ploy that was why it came out that would actually
make it more of a ploy to me if we've been separated living separate lives why is it now
just why is it news now why is it now why are we now going public and
making this a thing agreed so yeah that that would actually make me more think that this would be
it is timely i'm not saying it's purposeful but it is timely she does have a project coming
at some point and it's not a record.
Eh.
I don't know.
I'm not in a position to say what it is,
but this does sound like
when you do some real foul shit
to the Spanish girl.
I'll just get ready to say,
when I see that,
when they yell past
that certain point
and they turn into that
yell cry combo.
The ugly one.
That don't really be fake.
That'd be ugly.
Yeah.
They'd be dead ass.
Yeah, that don't be fake when they do that.
Why do they do that shit, man?
I'm not...
Cry cool, yo.
I hate when they make the ugly cry
because now you can't even really respond.
You got to wait for that shit to pass
and that gets awkward and uncomfortable.
You make fun of the way I cry
and I am like a silent crier.
Melissa, you are a dramatic crier
that cries over everything in the universe. And you make dramatic exit when you cry. Yeah, you are a dramatic crier that cries over everything in the universe.
And you make dramatic exit when you cry.
You do all the girly
dance and distress bullshit that men
hate. You're complaining about her
going, you know, off.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Which kind of crying
do you prefer? Don't fuck our point up.
We totally understood why she went off.
Yeah, I'm not complaining about her crying.
We're just saying when you see that, that's...
If I did think this whole thing was fake, rolled out, whatever,
once I saw that, oh, no.
It would change your opinion.
Yes, that's what I'm saying.
You don't think that you're a dramatic crier?
No, I think I'm a very graceful crier.
Where is that delusion board?
Start it right fucking now.
You can start it right now.
You started it.
I'm adding to it.
Yes, Mel, you are a dramatic, dramatic crier.
I don't deal well with those criers.
You know I rock with you.
You definitely are.
You definitely are.
I have instances that came right to mind.
Yeah, you win the Potter, the Potter cry award of the year.
I don't think there's another Potter that's cried more than you this year.
No, there was one time, I'm not going to say the name of the person that was involved.
You yelled out.
You were sitting here.
You were the only person on the couches.
Like, we didn't even start recording or anything yet.
Everybody was in the kitchen.
And you said, I'm triggered!
And phoned up
crying and wearing an earring.
You know what I'm talking about?
All right then.
Fuck you, Ice.
But yeah, that's true.
You do shit like that.
I'm in touch with my fucking emotions.
I know y'all don't know what the fuck that looks like,
but that's what that looks like
you do shit like that with no it's not another girl at work and then you got the nerve to post
them fucking memes I just like to work with oh I gotta get it I wasn't cracking up at all I knew
what she was doing I had smoke I knew they had the fumes coming from my head oh
Mel weaponized them
all with that one
that shit
oh yeah
yeah yeah
you're right
that was the battle cry
right there
she's good
that was the horn
they all was ready to go
yeah what a way
what a way
to throw your bros
under the bus
quick
after they defend you
anywho
then she calls out
holy shit oh god you got it you give me a pound give me a pound or a pod after they defend you. Anywho. Then she calls out. Holy shit.
Oh, God.
You got it.
Give me a pound.
Give me a pound.
Give me a pound.
Oh, boy, if I told you what that weekend was like.
Oh, I got some tea for you, too.
Uh-oh.
I got some tea.
You can't have tea for me.
I got tea.
Smoking, piping hot tea.
How many degrees?
175 or 200? Big Dallas lawsuit?
Yeah, 212?
You cannot even blow on it because it's too...
212 where?
Boil that.
You got to let the cover off and just let it, you know...
Oh, shit.
First of all, doing that made me think we got video of my girl cheating.
Oh, shit.
No, no, no.
When you paint it like that. Oh, God, no. If it's not that, then it ain't that hot. me think we got video of my girl cheating so oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
if it's not that no it ain't that hot yeah it ain't the hottest at that point yeah the
all right okay i'll take some tea i guess i bet you this is not the hottest of teas
i can't wait to hear it though uh what else what else what else? John Moran. Oh, no. Not John Moran. Because we were talking about, you know, Meg and, I mean, sorry, Cardi and Offset.
The Instagram thing.
I'm saying, did y'all see Meg reply to the party?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think everybody did.
Okay.
I have a question.
And I'm going to ask you.
Okay.
Was that gaslighting?
Which part?
Who?
Meg.
How do you figure?
She put the song out
with the line in the song.
That said nobody's name.
Go ahead.
You asked me how,
so I'm going to explain to you how.
She put the song out
with the line.
She's gaslighting us.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
He replies to that.
Before he replies,
he gets killed immediately on the internet, right?
Killed.
Comment, everything.
He replies via record.
That went on for a week, two weeks probably.
And now you come out and say, oh, that wasn't even about you.
Well, she really couldn't get away with saying that because she didn't put a name on that bullet.
If that were the case.
Everybody had their own opinions, which they're going to have their own opinions.
I mean, people have opinions.
I've seen no other opinion of it being any other guy at the party.
I've seen no opinion stating, hey, this could be that other guy.
But my question, just my thing is.
That's a gaslighting face.
It's all gaslighting.
If it doesn't apply to him, and you know that,
and you see everybody attacking him,
before he says a thing,
you can't say, well, that's not...
I wasn't talking about him?
As far as I know, he actually did make comments
about her prior to the song coming out
and talked about the
demise of their relationship and his
reasons behind the demise of the
relationship. He was silent.
He was silent. Only thing we ever saw was
him pop out with his new girl. He never said
a word. Until the song.
Until the song.
His reaction was the
record and then he went on a press run.
Okay.
Listen, I might have the order mixed up just because I don't The action was the record, and then he went on a press run. Okay. We know the people out of him.
Listen, I might have the order mixed up just because, you know, I don't.
Okay, sorry.
I'll take it.
You might have misremembered.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, you know.
But I just want to know, is that a case of gaslighting?
So now that you got the order correct, is that a case of gaslighting?
No.
Because she never said his name.
She never said his name.
You got it, big dog.
You got it already.
We gave it to you.
She put a little more fuel in that light.
She saw that shit on fire.
Because you guys would use the...
Because if it was in the reverse,
you guys would say the same thing.
You guys would say,
he never said her name.
He could be talking about anybody.
She ain't the first bitch that he fucked.
If it were in the reverse,
what would you say when we said that?
Well.
No, come on.
It's right there at the tip of your tongue. Come on.
It's right there at the tip of your tongue.
You can say it. I'd probably say, well,
everybody assumes that it is
about her, but then you guys would stop me
and say, but there's not a name
on the bullet, so it
could be anybody.
And if we said that, you would call that gaslight.
I'd have to shut the fuck up.
You're good.
Nope, nope, nope.
I'm not going to do it.
Okay.
I am not going to do it.
Sorry.
Okay.
It is so tough being a male dominant pod
working with a single woman, like one woman.
It is tough. being a male dominant part working with a single woman, like one woman. It is tough.
That shit is.
She did.
She gaslit the shit out.
But it's fine.
We can move on.
We don't have to argue about that part.
What do we think about the gaslighting job?
It's going to always work because she's so much more bigger than he is.
Yeah.
And his press run looked
too much like a press run yeah it didn't look cool yeah it looked like he popped
up to anybody that had a microphone we know he reached out to us I was down to
do that as well not now that you don't win yeah well now it's over but and for
the story that you're telling out there it's not press run worthy like that. All you're saying is,
I cheated, but she cheated first.
Or what's cheating?
Receiving inappropriate texts to the phone,
yada, yada, yada.
Like, you're doing all of that stuff.
We as niggas unheard of before.
We don't.
I thought you was coming to spill the tea.
Yeah, I mean, he spilled the tea in the song.
I know.
I thought he was going to keep that energy, but.
He spilled it.
Ain't nothing to spill no more.
And I saw his
reply to her reply.
They look like they're still in love.
They look like they ain't over it yet, both of them.
Oh, a thousand percent. That was the question I was going
to ask. How do you...
Mel. Yeah.
I love having a woman here sometimes.
Me too. Sometimes.
Go ahead.
If you're the new girl, how do you feel?
I hate all of this.
I fucking hate all of this.
If I'm the new girl and I'm watching you two spill all the bullshit that went on, the good, bad, the ugly, I'm sitting here feeling like a fucking dick.
Come on, man.
here feeling like a fucking dick.
I'm like,
come on, man. I'm watching you talk endlessly about
your ex, and it's your famous ex,
and it's your stunningly beautiful
ex and talent, and I'm feeling like a
fucking asshole.
It's uncomfortable. And that's
just my perception. I don't know how she's
feeling about this stuff.
That's why I asked if it were you.
It sucks asking Mel
anything, because Mel is Mel, and Mel's experience No, no, no. That's why I asked if it were you. That's why. It sucks asking Mel anything.
Because Mel is Mel.
And Mel's experience is so different from just like a normal girl's experience.
She might be loving this.
On the flip side.
Let me provide you with a different POV.
Yeah.
I've been somewhere in this ballpark too.
If a woman likes you, we're acting under the guise that you like this new guy a lot
and you see him having some trouble getting over a recent breakup
sometimes you might urge that man to do whatever you feel you need to do to get this out of your
system so we can proceed that is true if that's you venting in a song, baby, do it. If you feel
like you need to have one last talk because you got to, then you can do that. But I can't be here
and watch you this way for a certain amount of time. What do you think of that? From that perspective,
I completely agree with that. I'm speaking from the perspective of somebody who has had a spotlight on me, who's been visible and probably has like a different level of ego related to
my experiences and the public perception of who they believe me to be and who,
and the expectations of who I'm supposed to be with and how they're supposed to
treat me and all that stuff is going to factor in.
But if I'm that girl where I don't have all that extra baggage,
I'll, sure, I'll be a fucking battery in your back.
And this is why men like women in that age bracket,
because they don't have all of that experience and baggage.
Right?
Like that girl looks in heaven anytime her and parties together.
She looks like she is happier than ever.
And this nigga right right hits for girls
yeah yeah yeah well i mean shit if you look at meg during the time which that she was with party
she looked she looked happy as fuck she looked ridiculously happy they looked extremely happy
together so well that's that's well that's the other thing that we don't want to discount
yeah i don't know his ability to show up for somebody with the world on their shoulders and the results of it because she did seemingly appear to be OK.
Yes. And I can't take that away from him because that, in fact, is what how it appeared to be, is that she had, you know, the world on her shoulders and that he showed up for her and was supportive of her.
And they they looked like they were in love with each other.
And, you know, it looked like a great situation.
I just kind of like had an issue with the proportion of his response to her insinuation on a song.
You know what I mean?
He's a rapper.
Yeah.
And she wasn't slick about it.
But the whole talking.
She wasn't slick.
But the whole talking. But you know what you were doing. She know what she was doing. And she wasn't slick about it. But the whole talking. She wasn't slick. But the whole talking.
But you know what you were doing.
She know what she was doing and she wasn't slick about it.
And it worked.
Yeah, it worked.
What she was doing worked.
It worked.
You know why?
Because that's the line of the song that everybody ran into.
It is.
Trust me when I say I know everything about having a line in a song about you being the
only thing that people fucking remember.
I know a little something about that.
Yeah, but you don't know about it
coming from somebody that you was in love with.
That is definitely true.
I didn't know that nigga from nothing.
It's a whole different layer when
I was just riding with you side by side
through it all.
And you turned around and did that.
It's true.
It's the same thing Cardi just said off set.
But it's true.
But you also have to,
you can't,
you can't,
you can't penalize somebody
for how they process
how they,
how they feel
about how you did them dirty.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that was her reaction
to feeling betrayal.
You know?
Okay, so hold on, hold on.
Wait, but it wasn't about him.
It wasn't about him though.
You got me.
Fuck you, Parson.
That's if.
That's if.
Okay, hold on.
More gas.
That's if the line is about him.
That's if the line is about him.
Let's say the line is about him.
Okay, let's operate under that thinking that the line is about him.
Because that's what we're doing we have been but you just said you can't penalize somebody for reacting to that
betrayal right you don't think he felt betrayal that's what we were talking about i was the one
holding you down me when it was the world against you your entire world went upside down it was only
me here for you you went and did this to me on a song you got deeper than that he said i asked you about all of these men and these are conversations i
asked you about i looked you in your eyes and asked you about you told me no like you lied to
me i found out when the rest of the world found out and you put this song out on my daughter's
birthday knowing it was my daughter's birthday it just looked so now it looks hurtful all around the board. So now there is hurt and betrayal that he could feel, which would cause him to respond the way he did.
What do you say to that?
I think it's an uncomfortable conversation that not very many people, especially women, will want to be honest about when it comes to
your nigga asking about your fucking body count.
You know what I'm saying? Because women are just
so used to being judged on that.
I'm not letting you
do that woman bullshit.
Why? Why?
Why isn't this a factor?
I'm not letting her do it because
a body count conversation is
one thing. And you are well within your right.
You know, we all feel about those.
That's corny.
If I'm actively beefing with men and they are returning fire in a way that looks like they you might.
There was something.
They know something that they.
Yeah.
And I'm going to ask you and say, you know, you fuck with this nigga.
Have you ever crazy him? Have you ever little crazy. Have you ever fucked him?
Have you ever fucked him?
Have you ever fucked him? That is not a body count
conversation. No. Okay so let me ask
I got smoked with these niggas and they looking
and talking in a certain way. They firing on me. It's a nigga talking about
you gonna fuck me up when I go backstage
at the festival. Is that
is this are you putting special sauce on this
or is this an actual fact? No this happened.
That happened. Okay. Okay.
These are the things that make somebody go.
It's not weird.
It's not weird.
It's common.
These are the things that make men say, hey, did you fuck him?
Especially in entertainment.
Especially in entertainment.
You know what?
Let me tell you something.
I will say this.
From recent fucking experiences, what I have come to really realize
is that women truly do not understand
how you guys function and relate
or not relate to each other.
We don't get it.
Like, there's just like a lack of understanding
because we're not men.
There is nothing to understand.
And you put it on your moms
that you didn't fuck with them.
There is nothing to understand when the man is it on your moms that you didn't fuck with them. But there is nothing to understand when the man is that direct.
Hey, as a man.
No, she understood.
As a man, the same way y'all have y'all shit,
y'all have y'all woman shit that we just have to understand.
Yo, y'all don't get it.
I can tell the way she's moving.
Men have it too.
Because I'm a woman.
So if your male intuition start ringing off and I ask you,
did you fuck this man directly?
That ain't the time for you to have to understand what it's like to be a man.
She understood to the point where she said no and put it on her mom's.
Yeah, come on.
So now when you lie to me, see, that's the problem.
Now when you, hey, pop.
Now when you lie to me, I'm riding with you.
I got it.
I'm riding with my girl.
I got it.
So now I'm riding under false pretenses.
I'm riding, and the other nigga, I'm looking like a goof.
I look crazy now.
A dickhead out here because I'm defending some shit.
I get it.
The other nigga, the whole industry know y'all was fucking.
I'm the last one to know.
I'm on the outside of the inside joke at that point.
Come on, come on, come on.
The same way we was just saying how one thing a woman don't want to be is embarrassed. Embarrassed, Cardi don't want to be. I'm on the outside of the inside joke at that point. Come on, come on, come on. The same way we was just saying
how one thing the woman
don't want to be is embarrassed.
Embarrassed, Cardi,
don't want to be embarrassed.
She don't want to be embarrassed.
It's the same thing.
Men don't want to be embarrassed either.
And it's a different,
it's different embarrassment.
It's totally different with men.
Totally different.
All of that's fair.
You don't want to walk in a spot
with your girl
and this nigga's in there
and these niggas.
They got something.
You feel like they got something on you.
They looking at you a certain way
off the wall.
You're right.
And then you putting a line in a song.
I'm not saying that she wasn't within her right.
I'm saying you got to be ready for the.
Whatever.
Whatever come with that.
Yeah, what comes after that?
That's what I'm saying.
True.
Especially when I'm the one
that was holding you down.
That's why.
I was the one that was there for you.
I ain't going to lie.
This son is on my back.
I gotta go put a t-shirt on.
I try to be cute.
I mean, we might.
I try to be cute.
You want to pull the thing down a little bit?
No, no, no.
It's beautiful back there.
It is stunning.
It's beautiful.
Windows ain't the cleanest.
Shitting on these other pods.
That background, gotta leave it there
just for the other pods.
It does look really, really good.
The windows is clean.
A little streaky.
A little streaky.
I'm just saying.
They didn't use the newspaper.
Wow.
They didn't use the newspaper.
They didn't hit the JVP, man.
Wow.
This is just to be all right.
They just hit that shit
with some regular
Windex on tissue.
Word.
They're like rain dried
on that shit.
I told y'all, man.
Some months we do good
as a business.
Some months...
Hey, y'all, get the fuck out of here.
Some months it's down.
Stabs and floods.
I know.
Yeah, come on, man. Some months you get it off.abs and flogs. It'd be bad. Yeah, come on, man.
Some months you get it off.
Other months we don't have money.
Come on.
Yeah, we do.
Money's getting tight around July.
All right.
All right.
I got change.
Okay.
All right, I got change.
I got change.
I need it.
I need it.
I need it.
We'll be done way before that anyway.
And we're back with an outfit change.
And we are back.
I had to take my beautiful sweater off.
We're no longer twinning.
Because, yeah, it's hot as fuck.
Hot as a fuck.
See, look.
Look at Mel.
Look at Mel's story.
I purposely have not clicked Mel's story since she called out for days.
Because I don't want to read it.
What days are you talking about? All of the days since I've out for days. Because I don't want to read it. What days are you talking about?
All of the days since I've seen you last.
Since I've seen you last,
I received a click on your story.
Same thing I do to my girl when me and her
are going through it. No, I'm not looking at none of that shit.
You're not going to see my name.
At all.
So I click on mail shit.
It says, does anyone want to come on holiday
with me? I'm thinking of going to the Bermuda Triangle and just fucking disappearing.
That's funny.
That's funny.
That's funny.
Yeah, but coming off of not being here, it looked like.
Stop it, man.
You are.
Stop it, man.
You get that?
But why does everybody have to read into like every single like.
That's what they do.
Ten minutes ago, I said one day you screamed I'm triggered, and stormed off crying.
We don't trust in your temperament enough to say, hey, this is a joke.
Coming off of your, oh, it's so tough.
You know what?
It's so tough working with men.
You watch my stories.
I routinely post really funny things.
As a matter of, I do.
I know. stop all right
all right stop shut up Corey he really is he really is just grab a fucking mic out there
yeah somebody always pick up and then it becomes an issue Corey just catch all that male woman
bullshit you be doing sometimes part of part of it being woman bullshit is us just turning a blonde out to it.
Or part of it is
not calling it woman bullshit.
I don't know.
Fuck!
I tried to get us out of there.
All right, no, but look,
no, I love that.
I love that.
What should we call it?
As men.
Because you do know
what it is I'm trying to refer to,
but maybe I am using
the wrong term.
So what,
because that's where
I go wrong with my girl too.
Oh, come on with this
woman bullshit.
Oh, I'm a woman.
Oh, fuck.
You got me.
But what should we call it
as men?
I think the minute
that we make the distinction
between woman stuff
and men stuff,
that's when it becomes divisive.
So if we call it a discourse
or we call it a dialogue
i broke one chord already okay a discourse a discourse oh man god jesus you know my problem
is i'm too fucking mature that's the the fucking problem. That's really the problem.
You know what I mean?
I come up with these big ass fucking words and it's just like.
I never thought about it that way.
And then lose sight of all of them when it's time to use them.
When it's time to articulate.
You can't find a word.
Just memes.
My whole meandering.
Just memes and spiritual healer.
Got it.
Instagram.
Spirit healer.
Girls always got some fucking
always got an
Instagram page
that just helps
them through dark times
yeah
what do you think
mine is
exactly what I'm
feeling at the moment
I'm sure you know
what's mine
I just said
spiritual healer
spirit healer
whatever that shit
is you be watching
spiritual warrior
whatever that bullshit
is
that's your page
my girls
they say it at the
bottom they tell us every time my girls is Lebre, whatever that bullshit is. That's your page there. My girls is... They say it at the bottom.
They tell us every time.
My girls is LaBrehu.
Whatever that LaBrehu girl is that do the readings and the Zodiac.
Oh, man.
And she's a lot of girls' favorites.
I don't know.
I've never heard of her.
I'll have to check it out, though.
No, please.
You don't need any more weapons.
I'll have to check it out.
You need not another weapon or Instagram.
I want to find a way
to delete Instagram
off your phone remotely
from my house.
Lock you out of your shit?
Yeah.
God damn it.
Here's the thing is
I don't take story too seriously.
You know,
I post memes up there.
Sometimes, you know,
like I post Daisy and whatnot,
but it's just like,
it's like not serious.
It's like a fleeting thought.
You know what I'm saying?
That's not how that works.
How does it work,
Mr. Technology?
That was condescending.
Tell me how it works
then. When you post shit like that,
people read into it. They're waiting
for you to post so they can read
into it. Mel knows exactly what she's doing.
At no point did she even come, because I was home
waiting for her to just step out there and say,
Mel's active in the story. At some point
she's going to say, hey, come on, guys.
I'll be right at work
the next time. And no, I don't know where y'all are getting
any of this from. Don't act like you don't fucking
love it. Don't act.
I know you do. I love it so much, I almost did it.
I almost called.
I almost called. I was like, hey, never mind.
Oh, shit.
I do love it. I do love it.
You love it, too, is what you're saying? I'm learning. I do love it you love it too
is what you're saying
I'm learning
I'm learning
she loves this shit
I'm learning
what's happening
what else
more relationship news
more relationship news
who else is fucked up
Mel
what was we talking about
Meg
we were talking about
Meg and Party
they released the
the driver's
the driver's affidavit
now is that new or old?
That's new.
That's new.
That was dated like this week or last week.
So now why is that new?
Why didn't we speak to him during the trial?
Because he went missing, right?
He went missing.
Yeah, he went to Africa, right?
He showed up.
It was like the day before closing argument started.
He showed up at the courtroom ready to testify or whatever,
and they didn't want to put him on the stand.
The prosecution said they weren't prepared for him.
And then they also said if he were to testify,
it would stretch things past the holidays.
And everybody said, never mind.
Who cares if we're getting some justice?
We can't drag justice.
So then why didn't the defense say, yes, we want to put him up there?
There's a lot of questions about what the defense didn't do.
Wow.
There's a lot of questions.
Got it.
In the affidavit, I don't know that it really said anything that would change much.
About public opinion?
We're not really talking about public opinion right now, right?
No, we're not talking about public opinion.
We're talking about facts of the case.
Well, with the affidavit, of course they filed for another appeal under habeas corpus.
And it's being considered.
I got that from Milagro.
Did anybody else say that?
She posted the actual, I saw the actual paperwork.
See what I mean?
No, the actual paperwork, though.
The actual court paper.
People log in.
They have to log into that court system shit.
And anything that's filed, you can see it.
I trust her to do her due diligence.
Yeah.
I did see it.
I just don't trust me to do it.
Yeah, I'm not doing it.
I'm going to be honest with y'all.
I don't.
I got a loan at Primer already.
This is like, I want Playboy 2, though.
That's it?
I want Playboy 2.
I'm sure.
And I want Chicks Tape, whatever's next.
Chicks Tape 6, 7, whatever it is.
I do want that.
Playboy 2, I know is done. I don't know about the Chicks Tape, whatever's next. Chicks Tape 6, 7, whatever it is. I do want that. Playboy 2, I know it's done.
I don't know about the Chicks Tape, though.
This is the case that will never go away.
For sure.
This is the case that won't go away.
Thank you, Tubi.
We'll get to y'all in a second.
Yeah.
Tubi's the best shit ever, yo.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm getting Tubi now.
I keep telling y'all.
I was mad I didn't have Tubi.
I came in here and tried to tell my brothers.
You did. And sister. You need Tubi and Zeus. I tried. Let's see mad I didn't have Tubi. I came in here and tried to tell my brothers and sister,
you need Tubi and Zeus.
I tried.
You didn't work that day.
Oh.
You came that day.
I remember him saying that.
Anywho.
But yeah.
In the affidavit, he said that they were both struggling with the gun.
He didn't see who shot it. Yeah.
So. More so. He said it so more so he said more
he said a little more he insinuated
that Kelsey went and got the gun
which is what a lot of people have been saying
and
he pulled Meg and then
Tori was like you said tussling with her
I've heard that from niggas that was involved
in the night
that's been the story that's been going around.
I don't know if that changes much for his charges.
I don't think it do.
All it sounds like is she should probably be in jail too.
Again.
Well, she got immunity.
Yeah, that's the bull.
That's where you go.
I would have put everything on her head at that trial if I'm to worry.
In my defense.
She got immunity.
I'm firing at her.
It was her. I thought that was the play. Me too. I don't know why they didn't do it it was her she's from Houston that's what they do out there I really thought that was the play they tried to
insinuate it without saying yeah no nigga her I'm going home I'm sick of this case.
I'm so tired.
I don't even...
I don't want to be the guy that says,
I don't care if we ever get justice
because that's foul.
But I really am sick of hearing about this case.
I think we will never fully 100%.
Everybody's going to have their opinion.
I don't think we're ever going to know
with like definitively what happened that night.
Nor do I think I'll think about this
on my deathbed either.
At all.
I'm not going to think about this next year. Yeah. I don't think I think I'll think about this on my deathbed either. At all. I'm not going to think about this next year.
I'll think about it on my regular bed.
That's why I'd be mad.
I'll think about it in the car.
On my regular bed.
Yeah, on the couch.
I don't even want to think about it on this couch anymore.
Easy chair.
Recliner.
I am tired of this case.
Photon.
Folding chair.
Yeah, no, it's true.
I don't want to hear about it.
I guess that's why I'm mad at them,
because I have moved on from the shit
and then here they come popping up with some shit.
Well, as long as Tory's in jail
and keeps filing appeals,
it's constantly going to be in the news cycle.
So we're going to hear about it
every time he files an appeal.
And there are people
that still constantly say
he's innocent because he didn't shoot her.
And that's a loud scream.
I'm on that side of the fence.
I'm with that scream.
Yeah, I'm with that scream.
But the problem is that's not what he was charged with.
And they don't understand that.
So every little piece that comes out is saying, ha, see, we told you he didn't shoot her.
Well, that's why my fight is with what she's doing in the court of public opinion.
The charge may stand because that wasn't the charge.
But in the court of public opinion, she continues to stand because that wasn't the charge. But in the court of public opinion,
she continues to say,
he shot me.
He shot me.
That says that a man
pulled out a weapon
with the intent to fire at you.
I don't believe that.
There's a lot of people
that don't believe that.
In spite of what
your little Hulu doc said,
I don't give a fuck
about your Hulu doc.
You watched it too.
I have a brain.
But I have a brain. But I have a brain.
They can't just tell me anything
and my brain don't start working
as someone with some experience
in the world.
You can't do that to me.
Shit.
Anyway.
Anyway.
Thoughts and prayers.
Thoughts and prayers.
I got thoughts and prayers
for y'all.
It's my son's birthday.
I don't give a fuck.
All right, fuck it.
Let's just cover all the trials.
Did y'all see the Jonathan Majors video?
Oh, man.
Did I?
Watch the repeat for a minute.
Yeah, slow motion.
You had to.
He's a track star.
Where was he running?
Away from her.
Far.
Away from her.
She was keeping her head up.
She had a little dirt.
Until she wasn't.
That's what I said.
I said, see, that's the problem with you psychostalkers.
You got to be in as good a shape as the nigga that was in Creed.
The nigga that was in Creed has been training.
I got a little bit more endurance over here.
I can go.
Yeah, he turned that second corner.
She started huffing him.
He was still on the move.
Go, Jonathan.
I was at home rooting for him.
Run, go!
Jump over the guard!
I heard you, dog!
Drew Glove, Drew Glove!
Yeah, no, she's still there!
She's still there!
Hit the alley!
That's what I was saying.
Shout out to Jonathan Majors, man.
Y'all ever been there before?
Huh?
Y'all ever been there before?
Yes.
Running from the girl?
Yes.
Yeah, I've been there before.
This is where a lot of the resentment come from
with niggas that seemingly be throwing some hate on women
because you've dealt with that psycho girl before.
Many people have dealt with that level of psycho.
Like when I saw that video, I said,
oh, he had one of those psychos.
And if you know that the person is one of those psychos,
then a good third
of all those women rules
get thrown out the window.
But the women never acknowledge
that some of them are the psychos.
So yeah, this story could go differently
than it's being publicly painted.
That's true.
That's where the problem is.
That is true.
True.
To that you say?
We've talked about Meg and Tori.
We've talked about Meg and Pardee.
We've talked about Cardi and Offset.
Now we're talking about Jonathan Majors and-
And Psycho Girl.
And Grace.
Psycho White Girl.
Yeah.
The consistent thread throughout all of this is-
And white girls with short hair.
White girls with short hair. White girls with short hair.
Don't just laugh over it.
I don't,
again,
I can't speak to
the level of psychosis
that a woman has.
Didn't single white female
cut her hair?
Y'all probably too young
for that.
No.
Don't do that.
I think single white female
cut her hair
when a girl cut her hair.
She styled her hair
to look exactly like her.
And now she's a white girl
with a short haircut.
Yeah.
And that is, y'all think Jada Pinkett
is bad.
Keep his wife name out your mouth.
The short hair girls, we do have to have a
talk about them at some point.
I'm trying to think who else. You guys are going to have to
I don't know what happens. Short hair makes you
crazy? You might be right.
Just basically saying that
there's a lot of gray area
all of it spilling out into the public sphere
but there's so much gray area of the stuff that we don't know you know what I'm saying there's like
in terms of the microaggressions and all the shit that happens that compiles up into like the moment
where everything fucking explodes that's what we're seeing we're seeing the explosion and we're
all like pontificating about who's crazier, who's the crazier one in the situation.
It's just all muddy water.
You know what I'm saying?
So when I look at the Jonathan Majors situation,
what I'm seeing is I'm seeing a guy
who's literally trying to avoid a physical conflict.
That's what I'm saying.
But I've all-
So how's that muddy water?
Huh?
What's muddy about that water?
What's muddy about is the state of their relationship
and how it even got to that point.
That's the muddy water.
Who cares if you see somebody
actively running away from somebody?
Because we,
there's also the car.
There's also what transpired
in their car.
There's all this,
but I've been.
The guy that's beating up the girl
is not also trying
to run away from the girl.
You forget,
I'm the one that came in here
and was team Jonathan Majors
from start.
That's true.
What does that mean?
Meaning that I have always been
on the side of,
I think that Jonathan Majors
is being maligned
in this situation.
We have to wait
for all of the facts
to come out.
So I've been on the side of,
on his side.
You have?
Yeah.
I'm with you.
You did say that.
So I'm just saying
there's just like a consistency,
like in terms of like the theme of what we're talking about
in terms of relationship.
Waters get muddy when we start talking about
people's relationships and the explosions that we witness,
but not everything that is like the lead up to it.
All of like the minute things that add to what it becomes.
Okay.
But now, if that was reversed no in this situation i
think he's running to protect himself he was a thousand percent that's that's what i see that's
okay that's what i see that's my answer to this is that is what i see okay yeah that's what it
looked like like i said that's somebody that's been there before. So they didn't call out the psycho white girl?
So you're saying
you don't know
what got her to that point?
I,
because I don't know her.
We don't have to,
but if she,
if I'm fearful enough,
that's why I asked you,
if this is reversed
and a woman is running
from a dude,
we're not going to sit there
and say,
well,
what happened to get
to that point?
It's going to be,
yo,
she's clearly trying
to get away from this nigga.
I get it. And I'm not going to'm not gonna say that sounds like you're playing both
sides no I'm not gonna say that I agree with her actions I'm not gonna say that at all I am
then say I disagree I disagree with how she handled herself but in the throes of like that level of
emotion and hysteria and stuff like that I think that it's really reductive to call somebody a psycho.
And again, I am been team Jonathan Majors,
but I get maybe it's a little triggering.
No, she's psycho.
That's some psycho shit.
She's psycho.
I know that women have a problem,
some women have a problem with being called psycho
or crazy,
but some of that shit is psycho and crazy.
Chasing someone that clearly wants to get away from you,
regardless of your gender,
is psycho shit.
Even if it's in the name of love.
Yeah.
It's psycho and crazy,
and there are better ways to deal with problem management.
There's better ways to troubleshoot.
Agreed.
If I got to run away from you,
That's bad.
and I know I could physically overpower you,
there is some psychosis there if I'm
I'm afraid
I'm chasing my partner
in the street
who just came off
of the biggest movie
in his career
he's recognizable
he's famous
I am not playing
my part
I'm putting all of that
right
I'm not in my room
no it's funky
like it's
it's
it's messy
it's like
it's super messy again this is not in defense it's funky. Like it's, it's, it's, it's, it's messy. It's like, it's super messy.
Again, this is not in defense.
It's just the word psycho is, is, is to me is like super reductive because we don't.
I'm trying to reduce her.
Got it.
I'm trying to figure out why you not trying to reduce her.
Some people don't do that.
Some people don't want to call you psycho.
Like, oh, you got to be diagnosed
and I don't know what else happened.
But that's some crazy shit.
That's some psycho shit.
That's some crazy shit.
I think because as a woman,
a lot of times when you are emotional,
even to the smallest degree,
I'm not...
I know what she does.
It's a thing.
Oh God, here we go.
Here we go.
I know what I see go I see the lane
As a woman any emotional reaction
You get labeled psycho
Crazy and it's triggering
But this isn't just funny
I know
She almost got me
Pass the fucking ball
Pass the ball
She almost got me
Pass the fucking ball This is the got me. God damn, pass the fucking ball.
This is the part of the pod where I normally stare at Ish.
Like, stare Ish into oblivion.
And make it look just like this.
Because he'll about to say something.
No, he tries to look straight and not look at me.
Nope.
And that makes me laugh.
And it makes me do it.
We're going to get completely off of that.
There we go.
There we go.
We out of there.
But there was some more funny video.
Hey! There was. This there was some more funny video. Hey!
It was.
This one offended me personally.
Okay.
This was the Michael B. Jordan Ferrari crash.
Did y'all see it?
I did see it.
I saw it.
As a Jersey resident, a Newark, being from Newark, he grew up in Newark.
We got the will in Newark.
Don't do that.
We got the will. That looks like regular Jersey driver shit to me.
And bulls apparently, right? Nah.
You got bulls while you're parading
your Serato? There are bulls. There's a loose
bull in Newark. On the subway track.
Y'all do some nuthead shit.
We didn't do that. I don't know where that fucking bull
came from. It came from Newark.
He was on the path.
That's a Newark bull. A fucking bull running downtown Newark, What's y'all shit called? The path. He was on the path. He was on the path train. That's a Newark bull.
A fucking bull running downtown Newark, bro.
That is crazy.
And none of y'all shot him.
He breathing.
He alive.
Nobody had fresh Angus.
That's crazy to me, bro.
He's the one that got smoked with him.
Jersey City niggas would have ended that, but go ahead.
Go ahead.
That ain't good.
Yeah, for real.
Deep roasted that nigga.
Put him in the pit underground.
Jersey City niggas would have cooked him with a lighter.
A little 14-hour roast.
Everybody put a lighter right out and cook this Angus.
All right, what was he saying now?
No, some of the Ferrari crash, man.
He racing some dude on the highway.
Wait, is that what he was doing?
It wasn't even a highway.
It was a street. It was a street on the highway. It was a street.
It was a street.
Excuse me.
It was a street.
He was racing on a street?
He was racing another Ferrari.
I didn't see nobody else racing.
Oh, no?
No.
There's a Ferrari right next to him.
And right as they took off,
he just
side-swiped a bunch of parked cars.
There's got to be something.
There's got to be a level of wealth
you get to
where you do that.
Just start driving
races on the street? Oh, no. Nigg you do that. Start driving races on the street?
Oh no, niggas do that.
They just don't have Ferraris.
Rest in peace to
Paul Walker.
Rest in peace to Paul Walker.
The type of guy I am when I
read about certain deaths,
I'll try to not do
what was fatal in the story.
If I read a story that say, hey, this dude drove his Porsche or his vehicle at 175 miles per hour and lost control or the car overreacted or crashed.
Nothing about reading that makes me say, I'm going to give that a shot.
Nah, man. When you, that's ego. Ego's an I'm going to give that a shot. Nah, man.
When you, that's ego.
Ego's an adrenaline start going, especially when you think.
There's a traffic light right there.
Look, there's a stoplight.
I'm speaking from a nigga that has done that.
There's a stop sign coming.
I have done that.
Yeah, but you did it like.
You did it in PA or somewhere.
No, I didn't.
Where you was at?
Coming across the skyway from Jersey City to Newark In a SL600
V12
Oh yeah
Good dummy too
Get you off the street
Racing
Get you off the street
That was
We used to call that shit
The Autobahn
Where you come out
The Highland Tunnel
And you shoot across
It was a straight shot
I did that too
That was
You getting it off
Right over there
But yeah
I've done it
But even over there
There's that curve
It's a curve
You just gotta know
That curve is coming
You gotta know how to drive That curve is coming. You got to know how to drive.
That curve is coming.
No, you got to know the road.
The road is going to do some shit.
You have to know how to drive, though.
You should not drive a vehicle at that speed.
Without knowing what to anticipate.
On local streets.
Shouldn't make it go that fast.
That's why we'll never get a motorcycle.
Real talk.
Same.
I know me.
I've always said if I get a bike,
or if I do, it's going to be one of them big slow shits.
Yeah.
The cruisers.
Yup.
The kind of the old niggas
where he's just playing music
all day.
It's one of those.
The shit with the big trunk
thing on the back.
Yeah, all that shit
with the saddle side on it.
Got a sandwich in the back.
Yeah, the whole shit.
Sitting there,
my shit got a screen on it.
Fucking door.
Yeah, the big seat
that you can't fall off.
Yeah, yeah,
you can't even fall off the seat.
If I got a bike,
I would end myself
just doing some dodo shit.
I always wanted a bike.
A man got a fucking Suzuki Gixxer.
His fucking dad say 260 on it.
Yeah, see.
I know me.
I wouldn't want to go no 260 on a bike.
You probably can't hit 260 in it, but I know me.
I wouldn't want to go two on a bike.
I know me.
I'm going to sit there and say, oh, it's a straightaway.
Ain't no cars coming.
Yeah, let me, oh, let me, oh, I'm getting there.
Let me see what I can do. Dog oh it's a straightaway ain't no cars coming yeah let me oh let me oh i'm getting there let me see what i can do dog it's over at a buck 30 things start happening
differently in the vehicle and your response and how your car is handling wind and just
uh probably around like 120, somewhere in that range. 130, 140.
I did 150.
In America, 130.
154 was the fastest.
You okay?
I'm fine.
I mean, debatable.
Fine, bro.
That explains a lot.
That's why you are the way you are.
No, well, yeah.
I won't do that shit again.
Yeah.
Bro, you can't even feel vibration.
Word.
Yeah, exactly.
That shit be too smooth smooth and the car felt
like it was like sales sl600 brand new so it was like i'm riding on air show off it wasn't mine
oh that's the bad part nobody asked me about my own shit well women can't drive how fast 160
sit down i was driving a bugatti on the 95 we care. Yes, that shit took off like a rocket ship.
It was very scary.
So I was like, whoa, can't handle this.
Why you got a stunt on, niggas?
Well, because I had to let you know what the car was.
Was it your car?
Shut up.
So it wasn't your car and it wasn't your car?
No, that's a stupid part purchase.
How much money, y'all?
They're poor people around.
With your broke ass.
These niggas in there
telling stories
from somebody else's car.
What a bunch of bums.
So what?
So what?
What a bunch of losers.
I never got it.
Shut up.
You've never seen it again.
I never,
I didn't like it actually.
She didn't see that,
she didn't see that
other car get either.
I'm playing,
I'm sorry.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
It was right there at the rim.
I hadn't been just...
You had to know
you was coming into some jokes.
Yeah.
It's the light jokes.
We got other ones.
Anywho.
Nah, man.
That drop made me
think about something.
Fuck y'all ahead of time.
What?
Let me queue it up again.
Can I get that?
Can I get y'all?
I'm so glad
Isha not here.
So a report came out that Red Lobster is now operating at a loss.
It's like $11 million quarterly loss because they brought endless shrimp back.
And they're realizing that people are eating way more shrimp than they anticipated.
So they're losing money.
I was proud of that because I have partaken
in the endless shrimp festivities
quite a few times since it's been back.
And I'm getting my money's worth. Wait, wait, you currently
go to Red Lobster and get some endless shrimp? Oh, nigga, I might
go to Red Lobster when I leave.
I'm going to tell you how I order.
He is such a cool. I order like my three
different styles.
And then as I finish, I'm like,
bring me these four.
And I just keep them coming.
Yeah.
That sounds...
Speaking of cooking,
if you hear some crackling
in the background...
Getting Joe Burgers.
The real ones.
The real ones.
The original.
The real ones.
Oh, fuck y'all.
That's my dad who stopped by.
Shout out to Pops.
Shout out to Pops.
With some Joe Burgers.
Probably won't go to Red Lobster after this.
They got early shrimp.
See if he lost his touch.
Damn, I can't ever get nobody to go with me.
For the audience out there, I also let him know that we do have an open microphone available.
It's right there.
If ever he wants to sit down and share anything, I know y'all been asking to see him and he's
been here a lot, but y'all might not know, now is a bad time.
Oh, man.
He can't come to town now.
Anything good?
That's all I can say.
He can't come to town now.
Getting in trouble on the podcast.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you got to be careful with these mics.
Yeah.
See, the thing about these mics that I learned is what you say in these mics, people actually
hear it.
Loud, clear.
Like a bunch of people.
Yeah, yeah. That's the part that I didn't really connect that first. Then they start sharing it around. Yeah people actually hear it. Loud, clear. Like a bunch of people. Yeah, yeah, that's the part that
I didn't really connect that first. Then they start sharing it around.
Sending it.
Well, if you think, oh, this person might not hear it,
but their friend heard it.
Their homegirl heard it.
Yep.
One thing podcasting has taught me,
everything that I say and feel
on Friday, I say and feel
totally differently Saturday.
So I feel totally different in. But you're going to be held to your Friday take.
Yeah.
Indefinitely.
I'll be home like, no, I agree with y'all.
This is like, you know when you get read your rights and anything you say can and will be used against you
in a court of law?
Well, also on a podcast, Mike.
That's true.
That's true.
Plus, people like to misinterpret things a lot, too.
So that's an added element.
And what you meant doesn't matter. It's what they... Facts. No, you meant this. Facts. That's true. That's true. Plus, people like to misinterpret things a lot, too, so that's an added element. And what you meant
doesn't matter.
Facts.
No, you meant this.
That's not what I was
trying to say.
No, that's what you said.
Speaking of getting
read your rights,
John Morant is currently
learning why you don't
run around just punching
people in the face.
That is true.
It's not because
you shouldn't do it,
not because people
aren't disrespectful,
or not because
it's not fun.
None of those are the reason why people stop doing that.
You stop doing it because if you do it enough, you'll end up in court with a prosecutor asking
you to walk us through punching this kid in the face in slow motion.
Show us how you do it.
Show me how you punch.
And boy, will you look annoyed.
Ja Morant looks so annoyed in court with that lady saying, show me how you throw a punch.
Come on, punch me.
No, did you see
when she asked him,
is your jewelry real?
Yes.
Deadpan.
I could hear it.
That was the other drop
I wanted to put in.
I'm a millionaire, man.
I wanted to put that in too.
Figured y'all would be mad at me
so I didn't.
May as well. He looked at her like
Bitch
That's what he got
I wonder how many times
He said that word in his head
Wow
Then that same lady
Asked him to pass a basketball
To her
Yeah
She in there
This is the clown
She having fun
She in there having fun
This is why
She putting up a triple double
Yeah
Yeah
She putting numbers on the board
She is having a blast You want to do stupid shit To end up in front of this lady This is why she put up a triple-double. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she putting numbers on the board.
She's having a blast.
You want to do stupid shit to end up in front of this lady?
Let me show you what this lady's job is.
Let's reenact all that dumb shit.
Yeah, in slow-mo.
He was bothered.
Some worlds just shouldn't clash.
John Morant's world should not clash with this prosecutor,
but he did it to himself.
And she's the one who made him pay for it. So now, go through all the bullshit.
Yep.
Go through it.
And they ain't about to charge him with nothing.
They respect him.
He's job and rent.
They're going to get him out of there.
No, this is just...
They already spoke to Adam Silver.
This is all Adam Silver.
Yeah, Adam Silver sent this bag in.
They paid for this.
Yeah, yeah.
So the white lady just got to make a name for herself.
When you get in there, I'm going to put a basketball in court.
I want you to demonstrate.
Make sure you run that.
You're going to do some annoying shit, but this is your punishment.
This is it.
This is what you got.
Now you got to go through this.
I'm Joe Berger smelling good.
They really are.
They are.
I keep looking over there, too.
It's hard to pod with that saying.
Yeah, I'm starting to hear the crisp from the pan.
That's just sounding like a bap, bap, bap, bap, bap.
Hey, right now.
Oh, man.
All right, so prayers and thoughts and love, whatever the job, Moran.
Yeah, a lot of thoughts and prayers.
Yeah, hopefully you're fine.
Grizzlies are doing horrible.
Oh, shit, what do y'all think about the 90s being back in the NBA?
Yo.
What do y'all think about it?
I'm usually a very staunch supporter of not only Draymond,
but in general a little bit of violence in the basketball court,
a little bit of hard-nosed basketball.
I miss that shit from the 90s.
I miss the Knicks.
I miss the Pistons.
I miss Bruce Bowen and that.
People just playing, doing some dirty shit out there.
But come on, man.
Come on, man.
Enough's enough.
You know why?
What the fuck was that that I just watched?
You know why it's bullshit?
Because them 90s players, they ain't try to explain it.
True.
They stood in their shit, yeah. But they also didn't do that goofy
fucking whatever that shit was.
That wasn't even that, yeah.
That shit wasn't dope.
He flailed the wrong way.
He said he was trying to sell the call.
Yeah. Yeah. He was just, you know.
That was a real bad excuse.
That really was. Especially
two weeks after choking up
Rudy Gobert
which I liked
that other one
where you kicked
homeboy all in the chest
while he was on the floor
he stomped on my man's chest
there was a period
of a whole season
where you was
kicking niggas in the balls
that was true too
it was a whole season
of that
the little super clip
they put out
with the
they just had a compilation
of great events
oh my god
I was crying
I loved it
yeah I loved the supercut
yeah
it was crazy
how long y'all think he get
he's gonna have to sit for a while
more than 10
yeah
15
more than 10
15
oh maybe more than that
20 piece
maybe
yeah
sheesh
like I said it'd be a quarter of a year
he might just sit for a little while
yeah they said
we're taking into account
all of your previous behavior.
And if they're doing that, 10, 15 in a row.
They're going to hang you.
Well, they said indefinitely.
So that doesn't mean the season, does it?
No, indefinitely means we haven't come up with a number yet.
Right.
So it's just.
Right now there is no return.
Whenever we say.
And then we'll come back to this revisit and give you the actual number.
And some of this is punishment to the Warriors
for not nipping this in the bud
and handling this in the appropriate way
so that they don't have to get to the league.
They do have to set an example.
This is not the basketball they want.
And that's the third layer of this,
is they have to set an example
just because they missed it so many times.
Yeah.
That's true, too.
Too many times did they, they missed it.
They had, they, the gavel many times they missed it.
I agree with that.
The gavel got to come down there.
I agree with that.
Yeah, enough's enough.
Because that's not the league that you want.
Yeah, that's not the league today.
They can't sell that.
It taught me it ain't just the league that don't want to see that 90s shit no more.
I've changed, too.
I used to love it, too, like Park said.
I mean, even though as a Knick fan in the 90s, I've been on the wrong end of league punishment for fights.
That's true.
The Heat series.
They made up the rule. Players left
the bench. We're changing the rule. Players
cannot leave the bench or it's an X amount of game
suspension. We was up in
that series. Two's it.
That was in the days where you only needed three to win. First
round, I think. Fucked us.
They fucked us again. yeah fucked us sure did
they fucked us again
they fucked us with that band
Gundy fight
all of them Nick Miami fights
the Knicks got fucked in
but whatever
I don't want to see
Bill Lambert and Rick Mahor
just clotheslining people
on the court
well I don't mind
seeing that
it's just the goofy
like what
that was an unnecessary
swing
it was
like if you're gonna
swing on him
swing on him
and stand in it
stand in it
yeah I swing on you motherfucker stand in it stand in it yeah
I swing on you
motherfuckers
spin around
it's the passive
aggressive way of doing it
cause now you got
you think you need
an excuse to get out of it
that's whack and corny
I agree with you
that's what this is
today
cause you can't
I'm not just gonna
swing on you
but I have to make it
look like it was an accident
oops I accidentally hit you
that's why I don't mind
like the Rudy Gobert one
because it's like
oh no you violate
I'm gonna come in here
and show you what's up.
That was an enforcer move.
That's an enforcer move.
This right here was just some goofy shit.
You didn't have to do all that.
Pretty much.
And dude really sold the lane on the ground.
Oh, he sold you.
Yeah, he sold you.
He did.
He really laid there for a good amount of time.
See, that's the other part.
That's the other part today.
Yeah, you playing with the Karens out here.
Today they will sell it.
If you put yourself in that
boat.
Shit, I was trying to find out
how to say I was in one of
them cars that Michael B.
Jordan hit.
Where did this happen?
What time?
Neck hurt a little bit.
Same.
People will sell it.
Yeah, that's enough.
You got to sit.
Sorry, Jermon.
Speaking of selling it.
Wow. I just want to say wow to you like what a day for you to be so on point with you say wait but where
you going with this I have no idea I hate you who's telling something so my
self I missed the story that's what y'all do on this pod that I love. Oh, really? I missed that one. No.
A word.
Got it.
Cash Doll.
Hey!
It's the OnlyFans.
Friend of the show.
Cash Doll.
Get that money.
Is now on OnlyFans.
Says she is taking on the responsibility of changing the way OnlyFans is viewed.
It is not just somewhere for porn or X-rated shit.
Yes, it is.
It's not, but it is.
It is.
I mean, if you want to have a lucrative OnlyFans.
I was just going to say.
I was about to say.
Are you trying to make some money or not?
You can go to somewhere else and do that.
Yeah.
You announced it was on OnlyFans because you know the attention that comes with you even
saying that you're on OnlyFans. Yeah. Because if they OnlyFans because you know the attention that comes with you being on OnlyFans. You even saying that you're on OnlyFans.
Yeah.
Because if it ain't OnlyFans, I'm out.
Yeah.
It's not.
If I sign up over there, it is Instagram pics.
Somebody signed up and was like, this is what she's doing.
This is what she's doing on OnlyFans.
Yeah, I saw it.
It was like she was doing the WAP.
She was doing like some old school dance.
Naked?
No.
No.
Fully dressed.
Naked.
Fully dressed. Oh, naked. You can go ahead and do the WAP. Yeah, you can do the robot, nigga. I'm going? No. Fully dressed. Naked. Fully dressed.
Naked, you can go ahead and do the walk.
Yeah, you can do the robot, nigga.
I'm going to fuck.
The dead bitch.
Plank.
She'll be a corpse.
I'm going to plank him back.
I don't care what you're doing.
Oh, man.
Listen, what do we have to say to Cash Doll announcing that she's on OnlyFans now?
She said OnlyFans gave her a bag for that.
I bet they did.
Get your money.
They're playing games over there.
We just saw the dude with the Ruby Rose shit.
Not even a little bit of hate.
It's so not hate.
I am, do not call it hate.
I love cash dolls.
Get your money is hate for somebody to get a big bag
for the same thing that you're doing.
That's hate.
No, it's congratulating her.
Why would I hate?
Congratulations could be hate too.
Wait, Bella, you still got your OnlyFans?
Yeah.
Did they give you a big bag for it?
No, they did not.
They didn't ask me to clean that shit up.
Stop, I didn't mean it that way.
It's true, they didn't ask me to clean that shit up.
I wish they fucking did.
But hey, you know, whatever.
That's why I'm saying congratulations.
I wish I'd gotten the
bag not hate congratulations from the feet pics i mean my feet are motherfucking cute we established
that there was a whole transaction that happened you know involving my fucking feet there was you
know but we're talking about cash doll if i manage you i would bring all the proposals back to him.
You and his feet shit.
Hey, listen.
Charles from Connecticut says he has
at least 30 bands.
Ruby Rose who?
Charles got 30 bands for you
to just walk on his back.
Butt ass.
I don't know what you're doing
with these fucking feet.
I'm here for it.
Then fuck these feet.
Get to it.
Look, get to it.
Oh no, you gonna call out some more?
Oh God.
No, we mean on your off days.
When you're not here working.
I got it.
This nigga take off.
It's cold outside today. And they paying. I think like, get to it. I got it. I got it. This nigga take off. Oh, my God. They out there.
It's cold outside today.
And they paying.
I think I want to stay in.
I want to stay indoors.
Anyways.
I want to pop in bed today.
What y'all think about the Ruby Rose dude saying it was all a marketing scheme?
To do what?
Did y'all finish with your cash, though?
Oh, no.
I just think the industry, I mean, it's funny. I mean, I know she's not going to be doing what people would expect
when they heard that she's doing OnlyFans.
Yeah, not for the first year.
You think it's going to happen?
No, I'm not saying cash doll, but I know typically when the girls say,
hey, I'm not doing none of this, you just got to wait that year.
After that first year.
Spice it up a little bit. No, I just, you know. I mean, they're about doing none of this. You just got to wait that year. After that first year. Spice it up a little bit.
No, I just.
I mean, they're body of their choice.
Sure, sure, sure.
Not my call.
Oh, wait, I can make how much?
I just got to sit around and be patient.
Oh, wait, how much?
All I got to do is wait.
Wait until the review guy comes in, gives us the update.
And if you take it too late, all you got to do is send.
Shout out to Riley.
All you got to do is send a couple of emojis and a direct
message to OnlyFans.
They start sending you
special shit private.
Hey, I never put this
out.
You want it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I got 20 bucks for you.
No problem.
Hell yeah.
I've been in the house
for two weeks just
sending $20.
A little 30 feet.
Expensive on OnlyFans
and expensive in the
New York strip club.
Totally different.
On OnlyFans I'd be like New York strip club, totally different. On OnlyFans, I'd be like, $34.99.
And you're doing what?
Fuck it.
Fuck it.
All right, fuck it.
I'm going to give him a little $34.
I'll take that.
Fuck these strip clubs.
Word.
Easy.
They ain't doing shit for $34.
They not making you a drink for $34.
I'll just say
you can't get a drink.
You can't get no water.
A hookah, nothing.
A chair.
You can't get a bottle
of beer for $30.
They can't look at you.
You can do this right here
all you want.
You're not getting
nothing for $34.
$34, you can just
fuck out in a timely manner,
actually.
Actually, you get out
that seat, you hold
in somebody's spot
that's coming to
spend some money.
And that standing space.
Don't even stand there.
Yeah, don't stand there.
Levitate, nigga.
Back up.
Nigga, good.
Get out of here. Oh, man. I'm sorry every man was back. Yeah, don't stand in this. Levitate, nigga. Back off. Back off. Nigga, good.
Get outta here.
Oh, man.
I'm sorry every man was back.
Yeah, thank you.
Oh, but by the way, Ruby Rose is the dude who was saying it was cap and shit like that.
He's doing, he's saying multiple things on different platforms.
He's on a totally different platform bragging about his level of wealth.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He was not on any platforms
before this.
Yeah.
No, I know.
Now I'm lit.
I say whatever I want.
Nah, that's got to fly.
And I got money.
I blew up.
I'm just going to go
say a bunch of shit.
I'm going to change the story
at all of these pods.
Yeah.
Nothing you can do about it.
Hey, I like that better
than you go tell the same story
at every pod.
Facts.
Yeah.
Parsons.
Switch it up a little bit.
Now I'm going to go over here and get some shit off over here. Exactacts. Yeah. Switch it up a little bit. Now I'm going to go over here
and get some shit off over here.
Exact opposite over there. Y'all figure
it out. I don't give a fuck. I'm lit.
60 grand for the Ruby Rose.
On another pod. On another
pod we'll talk.
We can't do it here. No, no, no.
60 grand for the Ruby Rose.
Why don't we invite her up here?
Why? For what? Because she got 60 grand in the Ruby Rose. Why don't we invite her up here? Why?
For what?
I don't know. Because she got 60 grand in her pocket.
Okay.
All right.
Maybe to ask her.
There go that mixie jumping out at you.
You're trying to network.
She can't even control the mixie.
She says, why don't we invite Ruby Rose?
You could do it from your OnlyFans and be like.
Why would we ever want to be able to invite Ruby Rose?
Oh, my God.
What the fuck?
That is fucked up of you to say.
What, you don't think that she has anything else to offer?
Look where you just went.
Look where you just went.
Why would we have her up on this pod?
Yeah, that's a valid question.
Okay.
Look, you want to invite all the girlies right
listen you and Angie
do that shit on your own time
sure
that's hate
who else was up there
who else was up there
you and uh
get that nigga mouth
that's fucking hate
get him
wait who was up there
you and
Jess is hilarious
go do that shit
whenever you're
on your own time
wait what are you talking about what was up there the women and Jess is hilarious. Go do that shit whenever you're on your own time. Wait, what are you talking about?
Who was up there?
The women's empowerment shit, you and Andrew Lowe?
Sherry.
Oh, yeah.
June.
Nice.
Lola Brooke.
You keep on hating?
I hate her.
I don't do that shit up there.
Okay.
Look at Ice.
See, look how Ice turned on me.
Right?
I love Ice because he gets to just turn on whoever. I get out of there. Okay. Look at Ice. See, look how Ice turned on me. Right? I love Ice because he gets to just
turn on whoever.
I get out of there, bro. I keep trying to tell y'all
to get out of there. Y'all stay there
and then have to deal with the consequences.
She lean right into June and this woman
disrespect her and disrespect her. What do you think of her?
How about her? Disrespect us
all. Mr. Woman Votron.
What else? Whatron. What else?
What else?
What else?
What else is important up there?
Yeah, that's right.
That's right.
Look at you.
We took a little break
to eat some Joe Burgers.
Slamming.
Thanks, Pop.
Thank you, Pop.
Ice looked to the side and said,
oh, y'all still sitting down
ready to work.
Well, yeah,
your little kitchen crew ain't here.
I was still eating.
Flip-ish,
all of the kitchen mongers
The niggas that just hang around the microwave
Know what it is
Mel's in the kitchen crew too
I am so not
Please
Mel stop
Mel you don't know
Routinely just sitting here
I'm routinely sitting here
You do sit there a lot
But you hang out in the kitchen a lot too
When she's eating
You know nothing about yourself.
When I'm making a coffee, when I'm making a tea, or heating up some food and actually eating it.
When you're standing in front of the microwave eating your food with your ass out.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, when you're bending it out in front of the microwave, just stand there for a minute long and it's only the microwave.
The microwave's low.
It's not up high.
I got you, man.
Yeah, fuck out of here.
I ain't falling for none of that shit
alright
is there anything else
that
they acting up
on the internet
they are
I'm telling you something
I see it
they going crazy
this was such a great day
to have
a calm pod
and a calm weekend
every time I look at my phone
there's some more shit happening
they going crazy
Nick and Cardi
Nicky and Cardi
is firing at each other about their husbands.
Yeah.
Report on it.
Go ahead.
Who?
I wasn't even bringing it up.
Well, I mean, you got to bring it up because it's our gig, but I don't have nothing to say about it.
Me neither.
That's out of man podcast gossip land.
Yeah.
There you go.
See, the women
can get catty
with the fight.
Facts.
And
that's normally
who wins,
the cattiest girl.
Men can't do that.
Once y'all start
including the husbands,
that's past man law.
Very far.
Which is why
we hired a woman.
Take it away, Bill. What do you think? Fuck that. Fuck that. What do you think, Bill? Very far. Which is why we hired a woman. Take it away, Mel.
What do you think?
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
What do you think, Mel?
Fuck that.
No, Mel had a rough week.
New y'all motherfuckers
and I.
Had a rough couple weeks.
Mel didn't talk about nobody
for the rest of the year.
No.
You get a pass, Mel.
Thank you.
You can just talk about
the beef with the mailman
and shit.
No, he didn't do that.
Then we had a postal service
up our ass.
No, he cool.
Then she'd be in the corner
crying about the mail being late
How could that mailman
Do this to me
All I said was
Alright what up
What up
There is some more shit going on
Oh the lyric girl
That we highlighted
Is now kicking our back in
Is she
Ice what do you think about that
Yeah she is
The lyric girl
That highlighted all of the statutory rapey problematic lyrics
that we also highlighted is now shitting on us because we didn't say her name.
Oh, I didn't know her name.
And our take, when Joe was like, no, we got to get her off the internet.
Like, of course, joking on an entertainment broadcast.
We're laughing about it.
That's the problem with some of you young earthy hoes.
Oh, man.
What?
All they know is young earthiness.
They don't have the experience to know or even fathom another POV.
And that'd be my problem with some of this shit.
She highlighted it.
I liked it.
We highlighted it.
It is an issue in hip-hop it is
and now because we didn't highlight you we get our back kicked in even though we agree with the
message all of that's nasty shit these people think that they are bigger than the cause they
represent it's also it speaks to today though well you know with everybody living in this
social that applies to somebody else too i. I ain't going to say it.
Please don't.
I'm never going to say it.
I know what you mean.
I'll never say it again.
But today, it's a lot about the credit, too.
So people, you know, a lot of people get their shit stolen.
You know, they get their thoughts stolen, their ideas stolen.
So in her instance, in her case, not to speak for her,
but there are people that create things and highlight things
and then somebody else
come and attach
and your shit is gonna
get stolen
and plagiarized
and all types of shit
but again today
that's it
it's big about
yo give me my credit
for that
I did that
oh please
please
it's just the time
we in today
please
we're gonna highlight it
but at the end of the day
we're on MC Light's side what the fuck is she talking about I was trying to do the math we in today. Please. We're going to highlight it, but at the end of the day, we're on MC Lyte's side.
What the fuck is she talking about?
I was trying to do the math.
We're not choosing you.
How old was I when she...
We're not choosing you
over MC Lyte, lyric girl.
Could it be?
Damn.
You're part of the problem.
That'll fix me up.
Hey, Newsflash,
I've never cared about
being part of the problem.
Most times, you of the problem. Most times, I'm the core of the problem.
I am the root of the shit.
The problem begins with me.
It wasn't even a problem until you got to here.
Yeah, that don't bother me at all.
Y'all and all the Christians typing that shit to me.
Anyway.
Yo, hip hop will get you in beef with everybody.
Word.
It don't matter.
Holy shit.
What else, what else, what else?
Nicky Khan, leaving that.
Yeah, I'm done with that.
I ain't touching that.
Kanye is just, I'm off of him too now.
That's how phony I am.
I'm done with him.
I just want the music, man. I just want the music. of him too now. That's how phony I am. I'm done with him. I just want the music, man.
I just want the music.
He going too crazy.
That's all I want.
Yeah.
He keep trying to trick us.
It's going to leak, though.
So I'm cool.
It'll leak.
I only want to hear from him over a beat.
All this other shit he talking about with, yes, Jules Taylor.
Oh, my God.
I was shocked to see Cudi there.
Yo, what a nasty way to have a billion dollars.
Bruh.
That nigga makes a billion look nasty and icky.
Nah.
He don't make a billion look good.
He run around barefoot, no socks.
Honestly, he do make the billion look good.
How?
Because it looks like, fuck you, I'm doing whatever the fuck i want well i'm down for
that freedom that's that's literally what i don't like i don't like what he does with his freedom
he looked like i'm wearing what i want i say what i want i go what i want i pop up what i want none
of y'all can tell me shit i like new slave kanye put the invisible shackles back on him
hey hey contrary to popular belief I kind of was feeling Adidas
yay.
I might not agree with all the shit that Kanye say,
but I do like that he got the balls to say it.
I disagree
with most of that shit he say,
but I do like the fact that
he says it.
But he's sounding nuts now.
I knew he wasn't going to let the beef die.
He wasn't going to let...
You think the Jewish shit was just going to come and go? He's on to them. I knew he wasn't going to let the beef die. He wasn't going to let...
You think the Jewish shit was just going to come and go?
He was going to find a way to attach that shit to his next album.
Did you hear what he said?
His top three...
Never mind.
Don't say it here.
I don't know.
Don't say none of what he say.
Yeah, please.
Please, Lord.
Careful when this album comes out.
Great.
Got to skip, make sure I don't play the wrong song or something.
Won't be no sleepers off that album.
I'm not playing it.
Start rapping along
and be like,
oh shit,
wait,
hold up.
Whoa,
whoa.
Yeah,
that shit's the new nigga.
What?
Go ahead and catch yourself
outside.
I just,
Jewish,
wait,
what?
You can't say,
sing that out loud
in every party.
And drop the beat out.
He did that. That's what I'm saying, he did that. I got every party. And drop the beat out. He did that.
That's what I'm saying.
He did that.
I got my own engineer.
Turn the beat on.
Drown that shit.
Hey, turn the beat extra loud on that bar right there.
I'm saying.
That's the billion, though.
Did you or Parks ever sing Magic Stick in the club?
Yes.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, definitely, actually.
Yes. I've heard it probably recently. Come on now. magic stick in the club yes probably Kim's part I go a lot of you. Kind of bubble around with that one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Uh-huh.
But then I get into it.
Kim got a few songs that as men we shouldn't have sung,
but we sung them.
Facts.
All them shits on that first.
The whole verse.
I dig the knives.
Like, oh my God.
Fuck, fuck, neither do I, but.
That's very catchy.
That's shit.
Fair.
That's very catchy. That's very catchy.
The first line on that album. These young girls, they are melodic. The first line on that album.
These young girls, they are melodic.
The first line on the album.
I used to be scared of it.
Hey, now throw lift in the shade.
Look at Mel a little laugh.
Look at Mel.
I'm forever catching a strain.
Oh, man.
Those tunes were catchy.
Very catchy choruses.
Yeah?
Yeah, there you go.
I'll tell you that one.
That's how they get you.
Holy shit.
And Foxy's stories get me, too.
Facts.
But Foxy is the one where I think it's acceptable.
Like, I think all men should sing Get You Home Tonight when they come on.
Her verse.
Let's take it from the top.
I, Fox, gets my swerve off.
Floor pure rock.
In the six drop.
Ooh, yeah.
Don't stop.
See money looking high.
Yeah, what up?
Yeah, that's the part when I get.
I mean, I be rapping that shit to my man.
I believe he pointing.
Man, what up?
Flirting because I dig you like that'. Man, what up? Flirtin' cause I digged you like that.
Oh my God.
Me and Michael Paul was at some party in South Carolina one time.
This was when we was in our
we just feel the music days.
Right.
And we're cousins,
so we ain't thinkin' like that.
We were rappin' that shit to each other
in the club.
We looked around.
The baddies was like,
ugh.
The girls that was staring atdies was like, uh. The girls
that were staring at us all night
ready.
That's what they are.
I would think about how much pussy
you ruined for yourself just by
butt from afar. You didn't say
nothing. You didn't do nothing
to your knowledge, but you did
something to where she seen it and kicked you
off the list.
Kicked you off the pussy list.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Or some of your associate would did some bullshit and now- Now you can't get no pussy.
Yeah, it's over for you.
I bet that's happened to me a lot.
I ain't going to lie.
Yeah.
I used to be real goofy.
I'm still kind of goofy.
May pump it up, though.
That didn't do it.
That ain't do it. That ain't do it.
That wasn't enough.
That wasn't enough.
To the niggas that ain't make pump it up?
Well, yeah.
It works on them.
Today, these kids still don't even know I made pump it up.
I was today years old when I learned.
Oh!
Fuck!
Let me see.
Let me see.
John Moran
90s bad
Draymond
Michael B. Jordan
John Demage
This is a clusterfuck out there
Yeah
It's crazy
And it seems like
It ain't slowing down
Like usually shit
Slow down towards
The end of the year
In fact
It's the holiday season
Everybody's supposed to be
In the fucking spirit
That shit turned up
Yeah
Oh man
And guess what
It's about that time too
What happened
List time
Oh yeah
Lists are starting already Yeah So it's about to time too. What happened? Lists time. Oh yeah, lists are starting already.
Yeah, so it's about to get even uglier out there.
Lists are starting already.
Okay.
It's a hard year for lists.
I was having a conversation with a rapper yesterday.
I'm not going to say his name.
Oh, well.
No.
He was like.
Your brother.
No.
Joe.
No, I said a rapper.
but no we was just joking because i'm trying to convince him to drop some you know drop some music whatever oh kendrick no nigga shut up jayla and he was
he was like yo it's gonna be real interesting i want to see when these lists are popping up
this year because he was like this has been the worst year for music.
This is the worst year
I can remember.
He was like,
and it's crazy because
there's so many lanes
in rap at this point.
So it should be good.
Good.
You got a lane for
every type of rap there
is and everybody's
been trash.
I just had to do my
Grammy vote and it
was rough.
It was just
SZA and Killer Mike.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ain't got to just
stun on niggas like that though. I participate. It was just sizzling, killing Mike. Hold on, hold on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't got to just stun on niggas like that, though.
It ain't a stunt.
That shit's annoying.
I participate.
Yeah.
It's really annoying
feeling all that shit out.
It is.
It is,
because then you got
a certain amount of votes,
so like,
damn, I voted on something
I shouldn't have.
It's a pain in the ass kind of.
But we always complain
about the Grammys,
so I'm going to participate
in this shit.
Now that I have some juice,
I'm going to play.
Yeah, you're going to give okay.
Yeah, I'm going to try
to make something happen,
but the lists were tough
the lists were tough
I was sitting there
cause usually every year
I put out
I do 20
like my favorite albums
of the year
yeah
I was like
I don't
couldn't even count 20
I can't get to 20 albums
this year
could you even get to 10
I got 4
I don't know if I can get to 10
favorite
I mean I don't do that best
and I don't do all that shit
I just
this is what I liked
I got 4 albums this year I feel like awards show season is gonna really fucking suck I mean, I don't do that best, and I don't do all that shit. This is what I liked.
I've got four albums this year.
I feel like awards show season is going to really fucking suck because of the strike,
and because this year in music was left a lot to be fucking desired.
Awards show season is going to be really fucking boring.
I totally disagree with that.
I think awards season is going to be lit
because of K2,
fentanyl, all of the
drugs. We're going to see
these niggas do something stupid that they shouldn't do.
We're going to see somebody wear something they shouldn't
wear, say something they shouldn't say, and do something
they shouldn't do. They're going to be sneaking
food in the Grammys. They're going to be doing all types
of wild shit. They're going to beef with somebody.
Somebody might fight before or
after the awards ceremony.
Robberies might be back. They gave you a year off
last year, but they might be back and swoofing
this year with inflation and the recession.
What else?
You might find out some old tea
that reignites some new shit.
Oh, it's nothing but old tea dropping.
That's what I'm saying. I don't think that it's just going to be
an event-less award.
I think she's more so talking about the actual awards.
Yeah, like the categories.
What's nominated.
That's what never changes.
It's the personalities that do all the changing of the shit.
The categories are categories.
All we need is for Kanye, even if it ain't Kanye.
Know what I'm really thinking about? In my head,
because in my head
it's more entertaining than real life.
The Grammys are saying
that they really contemplating
uninviting Puff.
In my head, Puff keep coming.
Show up anyway?
He's with everybody.
Deep, too.
White mink.
He coming.
Helicopter.
Hey, y'all like what we...
Yeah, yeah, Landis.
Like he did the Halloween shit with the Batman shit. Yeah, yeah, disrupt all of this shit. Walk in with ass Batman. He called me. He called me. Helicopter. Hey, y'all like what we... Yeah, yeah, Landis. Like he did the Halloween shit
with the Batman shit.
Yeah, yeah, disrupt all of this shit.
Walk in as Batman.
What a joke.
Walk in as one of them.
Walk in and disrupt all of that shit.
Do like a...
Walk in there and face your accusers.
Walk right up to Ryan Leslie, somebody.
All right, maybe that's too far.
Yeah.
Maybe that's too far.
Walk up in there and...
The Will Smith slap shook the earth.
Go in there in the mascot costume, the whole shit.
They don't know it's you.
You just in there the whole time.
Yeah.
Listen to who pops shit about you.
Yeah, go in there.
And then take the head off pause at the end of the night.
Yeah.
That was me.
I heard everything you said.
Now.
Yeah.
That's my version of the Masked Singer.
That show was a real hit on Fox or wherever it is.
That would shake shit up.
That would.
That would shake shit up.
Whatever, you know.
Okay, okay.
Yeah, that would shake shit up.
I do think we'll see something get shook up at the awards.
Now that I'm looking forward to that.
We shall see.
Some disruption, though.
Yeah.
Mel, did you have any, we talked about the Golden Globe noms.
Did you have anything that stuck out to you?
Who the fuck?
Fucking Barbie and Oppenheimer?
Like, who's the nominees?
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
There really was, like, not a whole lot of shit out there this year.
It's true.
Cocaine Bear?
The fuck?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hey, great movie.
I really enjoyed it.
But is it, like it up for Golden Globes
or Oscar or BAFTA nominations?
That would be fucking crazy.
That's who you'd be acting like sometimes.
You cocaine deer.
Cocaine chihuahua.
Cocaine chihuahua Cocaine Daisy
Oh lord
Cocaine Chihuahua
Did you see
Real quick
In topics we already covered
Did you see
That end of the world
Shit on Netflix
I mean what's the name of it
Last of the world
End of the world
Leave the world behind
No
Okay
No I did not watch it
With Julia Roberts And Mahershala Ali?
Yes.
I did not see it.
Got it.
Did you guys watch it?
We did.
Watched it, covered it, unpacked it.
Got it, okay.
Shit it on it.
Tossed it back and forth.
Heard it was trash.
That, yeah.
So that's why I was just like, eh, put that at the back of the list.
I was watching Murder in Boston.
Okay. Did you watch Murder in Boston. Okay.
Did you watch that?
No.
Okay.
Doc?
Word?
Doc.
Okay.
On HBO.
Talk to him now.
Fire.
Okay.
She better not look this way.
She's looking right at you.
No, you was looking at me.
I'm looking at her.
Trying to make her look at me.
The little paragraph made me not want to watch it.
Why?
Boston has a history of race-related events that have led to it.
All right.
You ain't making me sad and depressed.
I'm making you racy.
With the history of Boston race-related police issues.
I ain't rushing to that while I'm in bed naked.
But I heard it was great.
It is really good.
It's really good.
Not only did I hear it was great, I apparently know somebody that is related to that case that my mom told me about. You've got to watch it. But I heard it really good. It's really good. Not only did I hear it was great, I apparently know somebody that is related to that case
that my mom told me about that.
You've got to watch it.
But I heard it was good.
No, it's really good.
Yeah, but I'm watching it like at a daytime or some shit.
But it's good.
I remember when the case actually happened,
and it was just, it's really fascinating.
Like, it's a well-told story.
I'll say that.
Okay.
Yeah, three episodes, two episodes have dropped.
The next episode I think drops like Monday or something like that.
Great.
Yeah.
Great.
I don't think I have any other TV recommendations for the people out there.
While we are on TV, we got to say rest in peace to Andre Brower.
My man.
Oh man.
Heartbreaking.
That's my man from Law and Order.
Bayard Ellis.
Homicide.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
That's amazing too.
Brooklyn Nine-Nine.
Glory.
Yeah.
I mean, he has a storied career.
Yeah, his character and acting performance on Homicide,
though, was like one of the best ever in TV, in my opinion.
And probably set me down the path of liking all the super dark murder shows, because that
was early 90s, probably.
Mm-hmm.
Me and moms used to love that shit.
I was sad seeing that one come across.
Mm-hmm.
I had to do a little double take.
Same.
Make sure it was him.
Lung cancer, they said.
Yeah.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace to the legend, and thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
Yeah, thank you, man.
Mm-hmm. Damn it! I'm going back to watch Homicide. That shit was incredible. Homicide. I gotta find it. rest in peace rest in peace to the legend and thank you yeah thank you yeah thank you man damn it
I'm going back to watch Homicide
that shit was incredible
I find it
it wasn't very long lived
it was like a crime show
it was a
Law and Order-esque
type of show
check it out
yeah
we looking for something
to watch now
yeah
I got two shows on Apple
that I'm watching
what are you watching?
Monarch
is that the Godzilla shit?
Yeah.
That shit looks fire.
Is it fire?
It is fire.
And there's a movie.
People were telling me Godzilla Plus One or something like that.
It's supposed to be insane.
Okay.
They want Godzilla Me to the theater again.
Oh, no.
They got me.
They got a new Godzilla and Kong movie coming out next year.
They got me with that, too.
Trailer looked crazy.
But I'm watching that one
and then Slow Horses is back.
Okay.
I heard Slow Horses is so great.
Fire.
I heard it's great.
I've never seen it.
It's Fargo is back.
And that show is great.
It's the,
this one.
Somebody told me to watch Fargo.
It's something like,
it feels like a remix
of the original movie
a little bit.
The story is somewhat
similar to that.
I'm kind of curious
where they're going to take it.
But the movie is an absolute classic.
There's twists already to it.
That series has been great all
four or five seasons it's been on.
And in TV series news,
Curb. Curb, man. It's coming
back for one last
run. Last season.
12th season. It's its final season.
12th season is a lot of seasons.
It is.
And it's been good pretty much all of the 12.
I mean, there's a couple little lulls in the last couple years, but man, what a series.
It's going to hurt.
Hurt to see it go.
It is.
Hurt to see it go.
But there's plenty of episodes to go back and watch.
So I'm not mad.
Got any part of the show for us?
Let's see.
Somebody might need some help.
All right, I actually do.
All right.
From a gentleman named Mike Turner.
I scrolled up for this one.
This is short, sweet, and to the point.
Do remember to send in your questions
to be a part of our part of the show.
If they're good enough, we may even call you.
Likely we won't.
But let's see here.
Mike Turner says, oh, oh, Scott.
All right, wait.
Here we go.
Please advise.
I am one of the rare sauced up white boys.
Parks, Tyler Hero, Jack Harlow, JT, et cetera.
Okay, my fellow brother in sauce.
Is it weird or racist that I find pleasure in cracking girls who only hook up with black dudes?
That one and only white boy.
Is that bad? Thanks. Parks. That one and only white boy.
Is that bad?
Thanks.
In advance.
I can relate.
I don't know that I ever found particular extra pleasure in that fact.
It's just kind of the way things went.
That's not racist.
I don't think it's racist.
It's more like elitist a little bit.
It's almost like.
Maybe it's fetishizing.
It's the opposite of racist, actually.
You're trying to bring us together It's like
I got somewhere
That y'all can't get to
Like she don't fuck
With white boys
But you know what
I got it
So it's like
I'm not bad at it
It's an ego
It's an ego thing
Yeah
And it sounds like
He really likes black girls
Yeah
Well you didn't specify
Because I
In my experience,
being girls in general.
Yeah, he said girls.
I would date a lot of, or sleep with a lot of white girls
that usually only like black guys at one point in time in my life.
So it could be any race.
I wish I were able to relate.
Anytime they said, hey, I don't fuck rappers, I never.
You know what I mean?
It's not quite the same when you when you fuck
I never felt like
hey
I was the rapper
that got through
like
you don't kind of
feel like that
yeah I never felt that way
but I
I relate
he enjoys it
so he wearing it
like a badge of honor
yeah sure
I don't think it's racist
it's not racist
it's not racist
get all the pussy you can
have at it why don't you have a blast have It's not racist. It's not racist. Get all the pussy you can. Have at it, why don't you?
Have a blast.
Have a slice.
In the great words of Mel.
Let's see here.
For my sleeper, I'm playing a record,
a little jammy jam called Our Eyes Only
by Amarion.
Amarion, brand new album in your phone right now.
Y'all know I'm part of the Ohio.
So what do you want me to do? Baddest feelings hangin' in me But baby I'm impressed cause you know how to love me
Your schematics, you're the baddest
But you who've had it know it's magic
It's that trust mixed up with passion
And you can let it all go baby Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh This is not for fans only Just so you know
This is for eyes only Oh-wee-oh
You be bought that action, I know Don't tell me why you still ain't up close
Ready, let's go Cause it's for our eyes only Oh-wee, oh-wee, oh
Oh-wee, oh-wee, oh
Listen, I'm here to motivate you, motivate you, motivate you
I see you motivated, you getting ready
And I really love this altercation
We drunk and love when you stand up
You move intoxicated, ain't nothing complicated
You're schematics, you're the baddest You've had it, know it's magic
It's that trust mixed up with passion You can let it all go, baby Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, This is for our eyes only, only us
You'll be my direction, I know
So tell me where you're standing from
Baby, let's go
Cause it's for our eyes only Oh, we, oh, we, oh
Oh, we, oh, we, oh
Oh, we, oh, we, oh
Oh, we, oh, we, oh
40 seconds of electric guitar wouldn't hurt right there, Mario
You had one job 40 seconds of electric guitar wouldn't hurt right there, Mario.
You had one job.
Just make a phone call.
Brand new Amarion and record is called
O.E.O.
R.I.S. Only.
That's off his brand new album
Full Circle Sonic Book 2
in your phone
and on DSPs
right this very second.
Shout out to Amarion, his brother, and Watermelon.
Them niggas took Freaky to a new level.
They really did.
They got too freaky.
Had nothing to do with nothing.
Y'all didn't have to do that.
You didn't have to do it.
That was the freak off before puff shit.
Omarion and the Watermelons.
It wasn't even seedless. Some nigga was sitting there sp before puff shit. Yeah. A marion and a watermelon. Watermelon.
It wasn't even seedless.
Some nigga was sitting there spitting shit out his mouth.
It's tough to be sexy when you're spitting shit out your mouth.
So the girlies say.
Slaps knee.
All right, man.
I'm going to Brooklyn.
Rowdy Rebel put out an album.
It's called Back Outside.
It's like your fifth sleeper from that album, too.
It's the first one.
No, it ain't.
First one.
Whatever.
I don't care.
Look, you tried to bait me in an argument.
I don't care.
No, I wasn't arguing.
This record is called Posture.
It features his brother, Fetty Luciano, and Fabio Foran.
Yo, sweet talent, sweet talent I used to pull up on niggas on site
We used to pull up on niggas on bikes
Clock's to 50 seconds at the light
Sparkle, quenna, tell that boy goodnight
Ain't no problems that we can't handle
Niggas is mad, I'm hardly polite
Put on a mask and jump on the right Push on the gas to push with the light Niggas is mad, I'm hardly polite Put on a mask and jump on the ride, push on the gas to push with the light
Niggas is mad, I call niggas pussy, if you feel the way, then niggas is butt
Nigga, I'm probably on 955 clocks, and if I ain't over there, I'm on the run
Niggas is mad, I pull niggas cars, cause niggas ain't spinning, let's keep it a buck
All my real niggas from the floors, that's out your spinning, they know what's up
Now check my figgy, ayy, check my posture
Ayy, check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not with nada, ayy We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't dogy, ayy Check my posture, ayy Check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not Winata, ayy
We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't do bottoms, ayy
Ayy, check the news, that boy got hit up by his Prada's, ayy
Man, it's the rompers, and we back on the yacht
I don't care what he jack, I don't care what he frontman
If they got a problem, then they get no pack
I get like, y'all know about gang, like, real men niggas crash
Think about his side, we did it in the past I holla at this bitch bro, they with no mask
I send a bitch to reel him in I'm with the kiddies, get him in
Any minute now, waiting for a pin Gotta pray to the Lord before I sin
I just came back home off a tip Leave that whole block vacant where they went
Shots goin' through his window, through his tent Let him know I'm on go if they spin
Check my figgy, ayy Check my posture
Ayy, check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not Winata, ayy We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't dogy, ayy, check my posture Ayy, check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not with nada, ayy
We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't do bottoms, ayy Ayy, check the news, that boy got head up, all his Prada's, ayy
Check my figgy, ayy, check my posture Ayy, check my vibe, that bitch can tell I'm not with nada, ayy
We different breeds, we frontin' up, we don't do bottoms, ayy Ayy, check the news, that boy got head up on his products, ayy
Look, and I stopped mentionin' niggas in songs cause I got too rich
Fuck it, I'm back on my shit
22 ain't been New York in a minute
I look at the swipey nigga as a gimmick
Nigga on a live line, stop pretendin'
I won't even shoot you, nigga, we can get it
I won't even tell him what happened when me and Solcerain, that nigga, the CVS
When I left, he was out cold
I don't know if that nigga stopped breathing yet
I seen a friend turn into an op
I seen an op talking to the cops
Niggas be scared going to the rock
A nigga keep tweeting, put him in a box
I really want him to drill
Fall in, at his field
Face hot, I did it still
Way before I thought I'd get a deal
I never ran for my L7
Every time I got locked, I was still reppin'
Boy, I need your respect and real credit
Nigga, keep it a buck, I'm built different
Check my figgy, ayy, check my posture
Ayy, check my bop, that bitch can tell I'm not Winata, ayy
We different breeds, we frontin' on, we don't do bottoms, ayy
Ayy, check the news, that boy got hit up by his Prada's, ayy
Check my figgy, ayy
And that record is called Posture, that's Rowdy Rebel, Fetty Luciano, and Fabio Foran
off of his new Back Outside album
that's in your phones right now.
All right, I'm going to Queens.
Bass released an album today,
which to me has the best album title of the year.
Yeah, it is.
We only talk about real shit when we're fucked up,
which is fucking amazing as an album title.
There's a bunch of heat on here.
I'm playing Risk with FKJ
I never thought it'd be this I'm jumping out of your arms
I'm letting fall in a pit. Is this what they call the abyss?
I'm falling claw for an inch Turning a miracle mile
I can recall when your lips Used to contort in the smiles
Bright as the sun, the strong in the clips I haven't seen light in a while
Hasn't been bright in a while Rest Rest
Even days you mad at me
You don't wanna give me clarity
A testament to your character On your birthday you told me
To throw that money to charity You were made of sincerity
Ain't got cake like Saturday You tether me when my stress start bearing me
You don't wanna take care of me I'm so gone, that conclusion
Forgone, that confusion Where your orders on, that store long
I'm ready to go home I'm ready for your bag
Get combed by hair, I said don't drag Those on my head rub, I don't wanna mixtape
I just wanna best up, I just wanna get grubbed
From my spot again
But do the odds work and I'll fade the state down
It's gate time, head low and face down
Like a kennel greyhound
Doing God's work in the devil's playground Wrist, I never thought it'd be this I'm jumping out of your arms
I let it fall in a pit Is this what they call the abyss?
I fall and claw for an inch Turn into Miracle Miles
I can recall when your lips Used to contort into smiles
Bright as the sun that's drawn in eclipse I haven't seen light in a while
Hasn't been bright in a while
Riz I haven't seen light in a while. Hasn't been bright in a while.
Risk.
That is Risk, Bass, and FKJ off the album.
We only talk about real shit when we are fucked up.
I really like that.
I love the title. You know, that was kind of like, that was my bag.
Word.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The shroomy kind of shit.
For sure.
I really like that.
Mine is called Feelings by Josiah Bell.
All right.
All right. Loving you is harder lately, I can't even find the reason
Why we holding on to old feelings
Loving you is harder lately, I can't even find the reason
Why we holding on to our own feelings? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I used to see stars in your eyes Now all I see is what used to be
And it makes no sense to feel like this When I'm the only one feeling it
Loving you is hard, lady
I can't even find the reason
Why we holding on to old feelings Loving you is hard to leave
I can't even find the reason
Why we only know to love feelings 🎵 Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Okay.
There's Josiah Bell, Feelings. And that was definitely a vibe.
Nah, that shit sounded good from the other room.
Yo.
That shit sounded, I thought it was, what's, oh, god damn.
Hey, dawgs, I'm looking at some more of the Kanye rant.
Those niggas are nuts.
Somebody was in there and yelled out, you ain't God.
He told them, yo, shut up before you get exiled.
Oh, shit. Sick of Kanye. Yo, don't give me a billion dollars you get exiled. Oh, shit.
Don't give me a billion dollars. Who said that?
Yes, you.
She ain't saying it right.
She wouldn't dare.
She wouldn't dare out of those white lips.
Hey.
All right, man.
We hope you enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
We want to send our well wishes to our good brother Ish.
I'm sure he's in need of them right this second.
Yeah, he might be a little sore.
Flip, what do you know? We got through the whole pod, and you didn't get a chance to make it, man.
Dagonic.
Crazy time to get that off during a contract negotiation.
Shout out to Miss Freeze, too.
You know what I mean?
Shout out to Miss Freeze.
Get better.
Get better, Miss Freeze.
Big missing piece.
Big missing piece.
Shout out to Mel, who got better.
Mel, big Mel, thank you for coming.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey Hey, hey, hey
Hey
Okay
That's what you got
Okay
Relax
Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until next time
I bid you adieu
Farewell
Adios
Arrivederci
Hasta la vista
Au revoir
And all that good stuff
Ego
Hopefully you have a real good weekend out there
I want to say again happy birthday to my beautiful baby Lex
I love you
Happy birthday Lex
It is also my grandmother Jimmy's birthday
Rest in peace, I love you grandma
Happy birthday
And if you're in your car out there
Ego grandma, happy birthday. And if you in your car out there, it goes.
Now that love's taking over, what do I do now?
Now that love's taking over, baby I'll show you
how it feels.
Women are such a beacon of joy when they love the guy.
Like, when they love him, they are so awesome to be around.
Oh, that moment right before we fuck it up?
Oh, God.
Nightmare.
Nightmare.
Look how happy she is.
Da, da, da, da, da.
Yeah.
You can't free yourself from me.
That's pure joy, that voice.
Yo, remember life is a series of moments and moments past,
so let's make this one last
As if it's all we have
Forever
And lastly
And I find myself taking over by the feeling
Hey, taking over by the feeling of this
Your heart gets too late to say goodbye now
There's a place in you that belongs to me, baby
So that's a rematch
All right, lastly, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna
Hey, all right, oh, shit
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it
Or I might need it, you might need it.
Or I might need it.
Somebody might need it.
Hey.
What's up?
Any good weekend plans, anybody?
Not major. Come on, let's not sound so loserish.
Live.
Come on, sis. Somebody say something. I'm going to hit the streets a little bit. Going to a let's not sound so loserish. Live. Come on, somebody say something.
I'm going to hit the streets a little bit.
Going to a cowboy game.
Going horseback riding.
Come on, live.
The fuck?
Chuck Pops with the Joe Burgers.
Oh, thanks, Pops.
Shout out to Pops stopping by.ops. Shout out to Pops stopping by.
Absolutely.
Shout out to Pops.
Shout out to Imani over there giving off that oppie smell.
We gonna talk about it.
We gonna talk about it on Patreon.
Smell a little oppie up in here.
You niggas know when not to call me.
Why?
That nigga, he called me for everything this year
except for that one little function, boy.
Thank you, Shante Moore.
Bop, bop, bop me out of here.
Thank you.
Fantasy football playoffs start this week
Fantasy football playoffs start this week
Shout out to PrizePix, we love you
I'm sharing the space right now with people that didn't make the fantasy playoffs
Oh my god
I want to shout out to Keeb
for hitting me five minutes before the Thursday night game,
asking me if I wanted to pick up the Raiders defense off waiver wires.
Thanks a lot, Keeb.
Thanks for not calling me about that one.
They put up a historic performance.
30 points on the waiver wires.
I needed that.
I'm playing CeCe Sabathia.
He's beat me two times in a row.
Every point matters.
Every point counts.
Shout out to San Diego.
They finally fired Brandon Staley and the GM.
Knew that was coming.
Knew that was coming.
They got a long road ahead of them too.
That shit is a mess over there.
Yeah, it's bad.
And it's LA, not San Diego.
But I still call them San Diego too.
Oh yeah, the LA Chargers, right?
Oh my God. I'm the old man. I do that same shit. They're still San Diego to but I still call them San Diego too. Oh yeah, the LA Chargers, right? Oh my God, I'm old now.
I do that same shit. They're still San Diego
to me. Oh my Lord, how could I have done that?
The LA Chargers.
LA Chargers.
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...... Now that love is taking over Now that love is taking over to be without the JVP.