The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 686 | "Reverse Cowboy"
Episode Date: December 23, 2023In the latest episode, the JBP starts with the upcoming holiday (17:37) before turning to Taraji P. Henson’s interview with Oprah (40:00). Lil Wayne calls ‘A Milli’ his greatest record and names... Future’s ‘56 Nights’ as the best Hip-Hop mixtape of all-time (51:20), Joe reads a list of quick hit topics including Tiffany Haddish (1:04:08) and Tyreek Hill (1:10:06), Vin Diesel accused of sexual battery (1:26:43), and the crew jokes about the recent viral clip from T.D. Jakes (1:32:44). Also, the Bionic Six shares their favorite guests from 2023 (2:03:48), Melyssa proposes a question to the room (2:03:48), the internet is reacting to Jonathan Owens’ appearance on The Pivot Podcast (2:26:29), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/JoeBudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Boyz II Men (feat. Brian McKnight) - “Let It Snow” Ice | The Temptations - “Silent Night” Parks | Wham! - “Last Christmas” Ish | TheARTI$t - “Damaged”
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Hooty hoo.
Hooty hoo.
Yeah.
Ho ho ho and shit.
Ho ho ho.
All that good shit.
Happy holidays, everybody.
And happy holidays.
Happy holidays.
I'm in a good mood.
How are we feeling?
I'm feeling great.
I like your t-shirt.
Thank you.
Yeah, you're looking super festive today.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. You're looking super festive today. Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You a gingerbread man?
The Avengers, man.
The Avengingers.
That's hilarious.
Excuse me?
You would be.
The Avengingers?
Where's Iron Man at?
Iron Man is right here.
Y'all going crazy with that.
Nerds are out of control, man.
Listen, man.
Find what you like.
Tap into it.
Fuck what everybody think.
Okay.
You really got a Hulk one. Yeah, it's the Hulk too, nigga. The Avengingers. You got it, man. Yo dawg. Find what you like, tap into it. Fuck what everybody think. OK. You really got a Hulk one.
Yeah, it's the Hulk too, nigga.
Avenging gingers.
You got it, bro.
How much they get you to wear that?
They didn't get me.
They gave you something to wear that.
Marvel gave me money to wear this, right?
Wait, is that official Marvel shit?
Yes.
You start pocket watching already.
Yo, nah.
It ain't nothing.
You the best pocket watcher i know you out your mind
you are better than who how can you tell me that you not i'm telling you who the best pocket watcher
i know because you're a competitive ass nigga you know yourself you look in the mirror are you
you know yourself i pocket watch more than you bro answer my question please don't bro me yes
i don't know
It's alright
You guys are both
Pretty good pocket watchers
I'm not gonna hold you
It's okay
Ice
You 1A 1B
This is why we need you here
Shout out to Miss Freeze
Glad she's
You know what I mean
How's she doing
My missing piece is complete
Completed
Good
Good to hear
Good to have you back
I'm glad to be back
Answer this question
He didn't ask me a question
He said Ice.
Ice, who's the better pocket watcher between Ish and I?
You.
Me.
You pocket watch everybody.
He just pocket watch us.
Huh?
Oh, I didn't even think about that.
That was a good angle.
I didn't even think about that.
That is not close.
And it's wrong.
It's not wrong.
Ice says it ain't close.
I said it ain't close.
Look, one minute. That's why I can't ask a Newark boy shit.
That's why I can't ask him. I don't agree with him.
As long as I'm not the Newark boys.
All right, you know what?
Let me do this the Oxford way.
Ice, what makes you say that we are the only people
that ish pocket watches?
It might not be.
But we the only people that we know.
Well, then that doesn't hold true for me.
I didn't think it held true for you.
That's why I asked you.
But if you don't know that to be true,
then that makes half of your argument incorrect.
Joe, you pocket watch everybody and we know it.
And you make it known that you pocket watch everybody.
Even if he do, he only makes it known that he's pocket watching us.
I cannot believe you.
So it's still my argument.
It still stands.
You and I, boy, I'm going to break this up soon.
They got a good defense.
They got a good dual defense. I was minding my business. I'm going to break it boy, I'm going to break this up soon. They got a good defense. They got a good dual defense.
I was minding my business.
I'm going to break it up.
I'm going to break it up.
That's the fuck shit.
I was minding my business.
He was minding my business.
Fuck your business, nigga.
He ass ice.
Fuck your business.
I'm talking about 1A and 1B.
Y'all two are both some pocket watch motherfuckers.
It definitely is.
He ass ice.
And now that Ice don't agree with him, he's like, I'm breaking y'all up.
Look, look, look.
Who pocket watch?
Beckett put somebody in the back of your room.
Mel?
He said you do.
You do. Oh, now y'all just told me pocket watched? Beckett put somebody in the back of your room. Mel? He said you do. You do.
Oh, now y'all just talking about that.
The whole room is in agreement.
Look, Ian over there saying you do.
Mel, give me two examples.
Yeah, he did.
Mel and Flip.
Mel first.
Give me two examples of me pocket watching.
No, I'm not going to do that because a couple of those examples would come from the shit
that was discussed in the kitchen when the cameras were off.
Oh, and I wasn't even privy for that conversation. She pulled some shit.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
Look, I write on her sleeve.
Look, you're two examples of me pocket watching.
You pocket watch the guys up here.
You pocket watch me individually. You pocket watch
other podcasters.
Oh, he's...
You asked the question.
It's not firing at all.
They firing on me now.
I would like to remind you that while I received this, You asked the question. It's not firing, dog. They firing on me now. This nigga is crazy, bitch. I'll say amongst this room, dog.
I would like to remind you that while I received this,
it is irrelevant to my point, which was,
you are the best pocket watcher that I know.
There we go.
I know.
I mean, your self-reflection is a thing.
You know, we can't get there.
I can't believe it.
It's hard to get.
Shadow work.
Yes, shadow work. Shadow work. That's why. That's why's why what that's why i don't know what that
i know it's just icebreakers
twice a week starts every conversation with pocket watching.
When do I come in here and pocket watch you niggas?
Well, no.
In the broader terms, you definitely win.
As far as pocket watching, other people should.
He pocket watching?
That's what I said.
Yeah, Ice is right.
Ice is right.
But in a closed community, Ish is going to start off with,
yo, that's a nice jacket.
You got it.
You get some money here.
That's pocket watching?
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yes!
Yo, dog, every day I walk in this place, I can walk in here and niggas, Yes. Yes. Every day I walk in this place,
I can walk in here
and there's woo.
We start off 60% of the pods
with what I got on.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
I do that.
You got the Iron Man socks.
That's your lip,
but at the same time.
Yo, you came in here last week and said,
oh, you don't wear a helmet anymore.
We done stepped up.
That's you.
Don't play that again.
What did I say last week?
Yo, we don't wear a helmet anymore.
That's you.
Ish, you do that, but we can move on.
I receive what y'all are saying.
It's cool.
All right.
All right, PK.
PWK.
P. Pocket Watch King All right, PK. PWK. P.
P.
Pocket Watch King.
Pocket Watch King.
Binoculars.
He got the x-rays on Pocket Watch King.
I wish I could respond to this the way I want to.
He could see niggas.
He had the x-ray eyes, nigga.
He see what's in your pocket.
I hate when the cast use these on-air moments to try to jump me.
I'm going to get y'all.
I'm going to get each and every one of y'all.
You started.
I thought I was asking such an obvious question.
And we gave an obvious answer.
At no point did I think I was even in the running for this.
Oh, come on.
I'm dead ass.
Come on.
Come on.
Self-awareness is a thing.
You won't cite your sources.
You won't even cite your sources.
You won't even cite your sources.
You go hate shit when I fucking do a fucking Daisy story
and I capture a fucking shadow of your fucking reflection.
So no, I don't want to talk about the shit that goes on
when the cameras are not.
But there is plenty, plenty.
That was not for playing at all.
Mel got a three-eighth for Christmas.
He's going to go crazy.
Stop.
This thing right here.
I see it. Relax. Go ahead. Listen, let me tell you something. My's going to go crazy. Stop. I see it.
Relax.
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Go ahead. Go ahead. All I was missing is some spades while niggas talking shit. Now you know what y'all have done?
Oh, boy.
I thought about it.
We did it, though.
I took a couple seconds to think about it.
You know what y'all have done?
What's that, Joe?
All 2024, I'm pointing out the pocket watch information.
Every last one of them, I'm pointing out the pocketwatch information Every
Every last one of them
I'm pointing it out
Cause I don't get it
And I think I have the evidence
No you can't ask me shit
Exactly
So would you be opposed to people
Pointing out the pocketwatch
Not at all
You want me to pocketwatch y'all
You want me to pocketwatch y'all? He going to deflect. You want to get a pocket watch,
y'all?
You want to get a pocket watch,
y'all?
Let's put some money on it.
You know what you going to do?
Who get the money
at the end of the year?
You know what you going to do.
I'm going to go out of this way
to not pocket watch now.
He's going to deflect, yo.
I know what all you niggas make.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do.
That's part of your pocket watch.
Yes, I do.
You don't.
No, you don't.
You don't. You pay us. You don't know what we make. I know what you make. No, you don't. Yes, I do. That's part of your pocket watch. Yes, I do. You don't. No, you don't. You don't.
You pay us.
You don't know what we make.
I know what you make.
No, you don't.
I do know what you make.
No, you what?
Now they telling me.
Look, now they mad at me.
I'm not mad at you.
Look, now they mad at me.
I'm far from mad at you.
That's reverse.
That's reverse.
You can't do that reverse.
You know what you're paying, nigga.
You don't know what niggas make.
You don't know what niggas make.
Please.
You know what I make here.
I think I do. You wrong. Based off of what, nigga? You don't know what niggas make. Please. You know what I make here. I think I do.
You wrong.
Based off of what, nigga?
Oh, OK.
Of what metrics?
I'm fine with that.
No, no, no.
Now they want to talk to me some more.
Now they want to talk to me some more.
What metrics?
Now they want to talk some more.
What is sexist sources, nigga?
No, no, stop, stop, flip.
This going to just prove my point.
The fact that you sitting at home conjuring up
what other niggas make outside of here means you pocket watching.
Hey!
Got him.
I'll take it.
Got him. I'll take it. Got him. I'll take it.
That'd be a pocket watcher.
I'll take it.
Nigga, that was a rocket launcher.
I'll take it.
That's so free.
He tight.
He about to go crazy.
Yeah.
He just said they let us get our shit on stop.
Man, that nigga's corny.
Now we corny.
Now we quiet
Mel you want to be on each side? Alright, alright
Yo, go ahead
Before Christmas
Come on, let's play
You, you already know
Oh shit
Your man is crazy
I don't know shit Mic man is great I don't want shit
Mic check, one, two, one, two
Positive vibes out there
Shout out to the pocket watchers all over the world
Hey
My life will never be the same
Shout out to the first and last time listeners, of course
Shout out to the hate watchers out there
Happy holidays, happy holidays
I cannot explain
Shout out to the kids, we love the kids
We are always doing it for the ladies
Ow, you know the vibes
I'ma fill my dreams and I'll be all you need
It goes
I feel too high
Girl, I'm such a lover
Shout out to DJ Rock Corn
You was playing the tape last night
Yo, nigga
Nigga shouldn't have bought me no DJ equipment
I'm watching every DJ move
DJ watching
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Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. I'm back tonight I'm back tonight I'm back tonight
I'm back tonight
I'm back tonight
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I'm back tonight
I'm back tonight I'm back tonight Yeah, yeah, they need a stronger union.
They used to have the worst gangstay union in the world.
Shout out to the teachers out there.
Shout out to all you crypto niggas.
Shout out to anybody that bought an NFT. Like the one you get from Mike Holler My life will never be the same
Girl, you can't even change
The way I walk, the way I talk
I cannot explain
How y'all feeling? Y'all good? Y'all good? Y'all good?
Y'all good? The energy is right
Really good
Glad to be back, man
You enjoyed your day off?
No
Damn, kid You made some money enjoyed your day off? No.
Damn, kid.
You made some money on your day off?
Because I added in.
I added into my calculations, nigga.
It's mad as hell, I think.
I think I know what he made.
It's got mad.
It's don't like that shit.
Nobody likes that.
It's ready to take that.
You ready to start a panel about it.
That was hate. That was eight. Oh, man.
I can't play with y'all.
Come on.
Come on, come on, come on.
Let's chill.
Chill before it hits you get excited.
I'm going to go.
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Do you rap that verse in the club when it comes on, the second one?
Serious question.
What's the second one?
How'd it go?
How'd it start?
H to the Izzo.
Make niggas jerky, boy, like Frank.
Izzo, yeah.
Neck and back.
I just wanted to know if you said the neck and back part in the club.
I love.
Why I can't ask that?
I don't understand. You lost me. I just wanted to know what you said. Some lyrics are funny to
rap when you in the club.
That's funny.
I gotta think about that though.
It's Parks.
I wasn't going to watch your show on Netflix in support of you, but fuck you now. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's Parks. What's that? It's Parks. New Iceland.
I wasn't going to watch your show on Netflix in support of you, but fuck you now.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
Now I'm watching that shit.
Okay.
Now I'm watching. Now I'm fine.
Now I'm fine.
Now I'm fine today by now.
You tell me how much you enjoy a show about six single successful women running around
New York City like it's fucking Sex and the City.
You're going to get it, too. Yeah, I said to do it. You're going to get it. I've been letting you slide. You keep coming in here with dirty sweats Good. I want to smoke with you, nigga. Successful women running around New York City like it's fucking sex in the city. You're going to get it, too.
Yeah, I said do it.
You're going to get it.
I've been letting you slide.
You keep coming in with dirty sweatsuits.
Yeah, that's true.
That's true.
What about it?
What the fuck?
Aering of grievances.
Buy me a new one, nigga.
You still moving?
Buy me a new one.
Oh, that's pocket watching.
No, it's not pocket watching.
Actually, that's negative pocket watching.
What is it when I think you niggas is doing like loser, like dirty nigga shit? Like when you lose, how much do we take away from the pocket watching? That's negative pocket watching. What is it when I think you niggas is doing like loser, like dirty nigga shit?
Like when you lose, how much do we take away from the pocket watching?
That's hate.
You can tell when a nigga just get money.
You just got money.
I'm taking $70 away from you.
You just got money talking that shit.
I'm taking $70 away.
You just got money.
I'm taking it away now.
That bullshit ass shit you got on there.
Fuck that fucking nigga.
You can't fuck with me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now watch your mouth.
Nobody's clapping along with you.
Fuck that.
Ian is.
I'll fry his ass up too.
Nobody exempted him.
What episode is this?
Yeah, introduce the episode.
Welcome to episode 686 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
Hello, everyone. We are airing Budden Podcast. Hello, everyone.
We are airing grievances today.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
I'm your all-gracious, grateful, highly favored, loving, lovable, passionate, and compassionate,
and pocket-watching.
Nosy.
I can't help it.
I'm going to get y'all.
I'm going to get y'all for this.
Listen to this guy.
Instigating.
Oh, shit. I hate when I can tell the co- Jake. I'm going to get y'all. I'm going to get y'all for this. Listen to this guy, y'all. Instigating. Oh, shit.
I hate when I can tell
when co-hosts talk off the air.
I hate when I can tell
when two co-hosts have been texting
the night before.
Who the two?
Who the two?
Yo, why y'all keep firing me?
Expose the two.
Stop throwing your rocker out of the air.
Who the fuck?
No. Expose it. No, no, no. Exactly. It your rockin' out of the way. Who the fuck? No.
Expose it.
No, no, no.
Exactly, yeah.
It could be in the audio.
I can't.
And the video.
Last time I did that, we had a rough seven months.
Yeah.
You about to have a rough two months.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Stop.
Yeah, yeah.
What's up?
Drink your tea, nigga.
Drink your tea, nigga.
Fuck financial literacy.
What's up?
I know.
I like this.
I like this end of the year shit.
Yeah.
Wait,
is it your anniversary?
When? Today.
Yes. When I first
came in? Yeah.
Happy anniversary.
We got a real good show lined up for y'all
today. So many great topics
that we gotta get to.
When I came in, shook shit up. Not centering anyone today. So many great topics that we got to get to. When I came here, it shook shit up.
Not centering anyone today.
We're going to get right to it, man.
Got an amazing, amazing panel of co-hosts.
Flip's in the center, though.
Thank you, Parks.
Takes a white man to point good things out sometimes.
That's why you got them on your team.
Salute.
Interesting.
Interesting.
Watch your mouth.
I'm on your ass today.
And you, my man.
Uh-oh. That's interesting. Expound. Nah mouth. I'm on your ass today. And you, my man, I love you. Uh-oh.
That's interesting.
I don't know if Umar would agree.
Expound.
No, I don't feel like expounding.
Because you might catch me slipping.
When you bring facts into the equation, I don't like it.
You got white people tattooed on your nipples.
Yet you think I got to catch you slipping.
Look at this.
Yeah, he's saying I got to catch you slipping.
It's covered.
My bad.
It's covered.
I just saw him like two years ago.
Yeah.
That nigga said it's coming.
Oh my God.
Oh my God, that's how my dad said it.
He got butt ass in here.
And that Yankee hat is from Hudson News.
What are you talking about?
Hey, you bum ass nigga.
Let me tell you something.
You got a, you got a, you got a mismatched rug
on your body, nigga.
You got a mismatched rug, nigga.
That, stop playing.
You got a mismatched rug. Who bought that for you?
That look like the Yankee you buy when you land.
We can tell by how you dress you've been lonely.
We can tell by how you dress you've been lonely in the house.
Get your shit together, nigga.
Fly your girl out.
Get your shit together.
Oh, shit.
I took that back.
I took that back.
Come on.
Because you're going to play with me.
I took that back.
I took that back.
That's my girl.
That's everybody.
I may be a little delirious this episode
because I've been working all month.
I ain't really sat down.
Me too, yo.
I have not sat down yet.
We all have, actually, shit.
Actually.
You've been working hard.
That's what happens when niggas
trying to make a lot of money.
You trying to double up on your income.
Niggas are nutcase, man.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody doing?
How we feeling?
What's going on?
We're doing great.
Feeling good, man.
Is everybody in the
Christmas spirit?
No.
No.
Did anybody take their kids
to see White Santa Claus?
I took my kids to see Santa.
I did.
Black Santa.
White Santa?
Black Santa.
How did you find
a Black Santa?
It's a website. Stop it.
In Newark, right there in front of Dr. James.
Go, nigga.
Check it out.
They do that stupid shit.
Ah, Sam!
I remember them niggas.
They be in front of Vim's.
Wait. Vim's. Wait.
Vim's.
V-I-M.
V-I-M. Oh, man.
Check it out.
Yo, man.
Fam, how did you find Black Santa on the website?
Nah, it's just, um.
They got Santa Uber?
Yeah, Santa.com.
Santa Tinder?
Similar, but you can pick in, you can put your location in, what Santa you want, and
it'll let you know the times that that type of Santa is at whatever mall.
They got all the different types?
They're like Asian Santa, Black Santa.
Trans Santa?
No.
All right.
Hey.
All right.
Go ahead.
I saw one part.
Wait, what?
You can't say that, man.
No, let him go.
Wait, there has to be a trans Santa.
There's no way.
No.
Sini.
Wait, what'd you say?
What'd you say?
What'd he just say?
Something inappropriate, I'm sure.
By how hard he's laughing.
Antoine.
What'd you say?
Antoine with properties.
Holy shit.
Pocket watching.
That's pocket watching.
All right, I'm done.
Listen, this Santa sounds like it was around $89.95.
You get a discount I can watch anything now
we got a coupon
I'm adding it up
nah shit
I wish I did
but nah
like some people
wanted to take their dogs
and stuff
there's all Santas
you can't take your dog
Mel was there
so you have to
select like
I want one that allows
for dogs
you know shit like that
okay
I want a black Santa
and it'll tell you
okay in your radius
this is where they're gonna be and these are the times and you can reserve shit like that. I want a black Santa. And it'll tell you, okay, in your radius, this is where
they're going to be and these are the times.
And you can reserve early so that you don't
got to go stand on no line.
I'm not all for parks this way.
Everything is gay, but
a Santa Claus?
Where's gay Santa?
Please leave Santa Claus alone.
And is he saying ho, ho, ho?
Or hey, hey, no more. Hey, Santa clothes on. And is he saying ho ho ho? Hey hey.
No more.
I ain't say it like that.
Yo.
That's his camera right? It's gonna be easy
to pocket watch when y'all cancel.
Oh shit they got
him. They got
my boys.
Oh man man But yeah
It was fun
My daughter you know
Did she have a good time
Did she like it
She had a good time
She didn't give a fuck
What Santa looked like
As long as
Oh so I tell him
I want my Gabby doll house back
That's all she cared about
Nice
Got it
Got it
Got a lot of pictures
Gabby doll house
Is a new show this year
I don't know
It's something she watches so she
wants the toys to go in and I went on found it I bet you did oh yeah she's waiting in line
tussling for the nah yo funny he reserved his spot right not about the toys oh got it funny
thing though you know Barbie was a hit movie. The Barbie Dreamhouse, the big shit. Yeah.
Almost got into a fight over one of those.
Really?
Really.
They had one in Target.
So what'd you do?
Stiff arm?
Nah.
He handed it to the gentleman.
Oh, shit. That shit is in my car right now.
The fuck he talking about?
I didn't mean that.
The fuck is he talking about?
That shit is in my car right now.
Barbie, sir.
I wanted this too.
I got this one, Duke.
But I know you wanted a little more.
Nah.
Let me go ahead and get out of your way.
No, no, no.
I got this one.
Go look.
Where you parked that?
Right there.
No, not you.
I'm saying what you said.
I'm going to help you take it to your car.
It is kind of heavy.
It does have some weight to it.
Never.
You get that side.
This shit was on top of your legs.
This is what we're missing.
It's humanity in the world.
I'm going to assist you.
Precise shit to get the fuck out of my face.
This one's going with me.
Yeah, your daughter got the junior one.
Nah, she got the big shit.
So wait, what happened?
Y'all reached at the same time?
No, no, no, no, no.
It was, I saw it.
Like, you know how people ship me all over the place in the store?
So it wasn't where it was supposed to be.
It was another aisle.
Hiding it for later.
It was the only one.
Picked it up, threw it in the cart.
Mad people stopped me.
Yo, where you find that?
Where you find that?
Yo, ain't no more left.
Yo, can I get that one? I'll buy it. No, no, I got it. So that's it up, threw it in the cart. Mad people stopped me. Yo, where you find that? Where you find that? Yo, ain't no more left. Can I get that one?
I'll buy it.
No, no, I got it.
So that's when they took it out of the cart.
No, that's where I kept it pushing.
Or the hard way.
Or do it the hard way, nigga.
Let's get it.
My baby getting hers.
Listen, nigga, with the gingerbreads all over your shirt.
I don't know what the fuck they talking about.
My baby getting hers.
I respect that, bro.
I'm taking this, all right?
You going to take something else with it, too?
Come on.
Oh, shit.
You were fighting Target over the gift?
Over my daughter?
I would fight in Target.
Black people do that so much.
I'm talking about your decision making and you getting into a fight in Target.
Would you fight in Target?
I wouldn't try to, but if a motherfucker's up in your face and you ain't got no choice,
then yeah, I'm going to fight you.
I'm not looking for the fight.
So you wouldn't fight over the last toy?
If it got down to that, yes.
Even though I wouldn't want to.
I'm not going to let a motherfucker
just snatch the shit out the cart
and walk off or nothing either.
No, no, no, no, no.
We're not doing that.
I would too.
They keep extra police during the holidays.
He got a boss that got bail money.
See, pocket watch.
You say you took your daughter to see Santa?
Yeah. White Santa?
Yeah. The Santa that was there.
Name and mark your Santa.
Oh, Rich Santa.
It wasn't plain white, neither.
I tried to come at you, because, you know, Dr. Umar
just left, so. Shout out to Dr. Umar.
You know, I thought that you, I thought he would change it.
I thought he would change your views.
Which Santa you'll go see? You better shout him out.
That's why I fuck with you.
Why better?
Why you better shout him out?
Why better?
Why better?
Because he was mad kind, polite,
considerate, a great guest.
Amazing guest.
So why wouldn't you want to shout him out?
Nah, that wasn't how you was saying it.
That wasn't how you was saying it.
I might as well tell you now to your face.
All week, since he left,
I've been preparing clips.
Okay.
All weekend long, it's just you and him in the clips.
I don't want you to just check the page and see it and think I'm on bullshit.
It's y'all.
Okay.
That's it.
Imani in it?
Imani has some good.
Not in the ones I requested.
I bet.
Not in the ones that I asked for at the Joe Budden.
No.
No.
No.
I'm sure.
Yo, Joe.
I believe you.
You want to fuck me up.
Why?
I don't know.
What was up?
Put a tree in your house?
No.
I don't do none of that.
You took your kid to see Santa?
I don't do none.
He said he just saw a wreath.
That's it. I don't do none of that. Northern American. So what did you do? Psycho. I didn't do none of that. You took your kid to see Santa? I don't do none of that. He said he just saw a wreath. That's it.
I don't do none of that.
Northern American.
So what did you do?
Psycho.
I didn't do none of that.
I'm chilling.
Northern American.
Yeah.
So your son playing the drums?
Is that a drum set you bought him?
Talking about Canada?
No.
Oh.
Mexico.
Whatever.
So you don't celebrate Christmas?
I mean, I get with my family.
I exchange gifts, but I exchange gifts all year.
So you don't wrap it, you just give them a gift?
No, I'm not wrapping nothing.
No, I ain't wrapping shit either.
I'm not wrapping nothing.
I ain't wrapping shit.
You don't wrap it, but you said you let the Nordstrom people wrap it.
Well, yeah, but once you've been with your girl like five years,
let's just get the shit.
For the kids, though. For the kids. Oh, no, the kids ain't wrapping nothing. No, it's just let's just I'm talking about for the kids let's just get the shit for the kids though
for the legs
oh no
the kids ain't rapping
nah it's lit
here go a big bag
with everything
mad toys
toy yourself to death
yeah
that's all they care about anyway
it's a fact
that's my shit
yo here
take this big ass bag
rapping take up all the time
I'm not
it does
it does
and picking up all that shit
after they done
busting rapping paper I'm not doing all I mean here take you I just remember being
four and five or have all I was when mom and dad was still doing Christmas
together trying to and I would be up in the middle of the night here and y'all
wrap the gifts ain't no Santa Claus I'm gonna take that wrapping off like just
get my shit yeah only time I wrap a gift if I'm doing some bullshit like I'll yeah
got it then I'll wrap a gift wrapping presents me too you said what I'll do
some bullshit like it'll be some jewelry but it'll be in a box of fucking
seriously drinking glasses yeah and then that's what's wrapped up you open a box
like what the fuck is this then we open that, you realize, oh shit, some shit in here. You bought a ring? That's the type of stuff. I'm just saying
jewelry, guys, in general.
Ice, you bought...
I'm just saying.
Guys, I play my man. Go to the fucking sales.
You went to David Yermans?
I gotta know where you went to add it.
To add it in my calculator.
Yo, let's take a file.
Yo, you real proud.
Wait, hold up though, but now that I'm thinking about it, Ice do got...
Ice do got that little glimmer like it could happen soon.
He do.
You do, Ice.
You give off like...
If the name is Ice, it can't be no little shit.
Pause.
It wouldn't be.
Big moist tonight.
Stop playing my man like that.
I don't know.
Why you playing... Nah, nah, nah. Stop. He play it not I stop he trying it such a good move he can't get me tight today Paul you're
your girl listen to this shit so if he did buy ring you didn't buy yours what position that put you in reverse card remember that
none I said
N-O-N-E
as in none Antoine
as in he is I and I
am him
what
why you making a face what's up
call her so she can come on the track like Joseph, that nigga Joseph. What? Why you making a face? What's up? He right.
Call her.
And say what?
So she can come on the track like.
He gonna call for her?
And say what the hell?
I don't give a damn.
I said that if he bought a ring and you didn't buy yours, you'd be questioned.
Absolutely nothing, nigga.
I'm him.
What's the time frame on this?
I want to send it.
Yo, you say whatever you want yeah sound good
sound great
that just sound amazing
wait am I being disillusioned again
let me be open minded
y'all saying if Ice wore the ring
that it would
put pressure on me to buy a ring
yes
what you saying
I'm saying that
I don't know your relationship
no I don't think
she would want you
but I think it would be
some questions
some pressure
I feel that way
has your girl mentioned marriage
has your
you know when a nigga deflects on my question right away Yeah, I feel that way. Has your girl mentioned marriage? Has yours?
See, you know when a nigga deflects on my question right away? Yeah.
Don't come in with your Barbara Walters voice on me, nigga.
Don't come on with your nigga that you and that gal, Stale King.
Don't play with me.
Probably, yeah.
Probably.
So you don't know, right?
She might have said it
well I came here
and told her about it
you know she was talking
about them stupid dresses
from wherever they was at
that didn't look like
wedding dresses to me
clearly we have
some things to go over
I mean
if you want
if you want to be honest
about it
we have some discussions
to be had
before I guess
that's a real like
before we take the step
got you but I we take the step.
Got you.
But I'll take the step.
I'd love to see her beautiful round face every day for the rest of my life.
I don't give a fuck.
Aw.
That's nice.
Now we got to have that other talk too now.
Things are going up.
Got to prepare.
For what?
A little documentation?
Help me out.
Iron clad.
95 pages.
Click, click.
From the lawyer himself.
Oh, shit.
You don't have to pay for those things.
But just in case.
You got a Trump lawyer, nigga.
You got a plan for the worst.
You got insurance on your car, right?
You having that talk?
Yeah, we had that talk already.
Fuck. Ice is always better than me with? You having that talk? Yeah, we had that talk already. Fuck.
Ice is always better than me with that shit.
What talk?
That talk.
I don't know.
Which one?
The pre-dub talk.
Really?
Everybody's just dancing around the shit.
Word.
Oh, okay.
Because with mine, it's the necessary. Me and you don't be close.
I love it.
Okay.
As long as you ain't had it, then I'm cool.
Ice is good at that type of shit.
I don't know if I would have that talk.
Oh, shit.
He alienated me.
He abandoned me.
Would you offer one up or not?
I thought I had a partner.
Wait, what do you mean by that?
You just going to slide it across the table?
No, he's saying he might not have it.
No, there's nothing to talk about is what he's saying.
That's what I'm saying.
I might not have one.
Sign this.
I wouldn't have one.
I didn't even think about it like that.
I don't think.
I like that.
You real broke.
Yeah, I know.
See?
There you go.
Told you.
Can't take half of nothing.
Why wouldn't I have a prenup?
Because of love?
Broke niggas don't need prenups.
Do you believe in love?
Now, remember now, as you think about this, that other girl that took all of the doors, let the love. Now, remember now, as you think about this,
that other girl that took all of them out the doors,
you was tight.
Now, you could have had some paperwork
to protect against that.
And you still had your doors.
And you would do the same shit again?
It was improper planning, lack of information.
Now I got more information.
So that's more the reason.
No, there's entities set up that I'm good with. So that's more the reason. No.
There's entities set up that I Harvey talking about? Oh, man.
You're a fool, son.
Oh, shit.
That's fine.
Y'all got New Year's plans?
And then we can start.
No.
Audience, we just trying not to start with some sexual abuse.
Yo, fam.
What?
Tell us the truth.
Yeah, facts.
Mel went right to the board and wrote it nine times.
I thought she was on punishment.
She just kept writing, sexual abuse She just kept writing sexual abuse.
Sexual abuse.
Sexual abuse.
No, she didn't.
Touch me.
Tease me.
The narrative king speaks.
Power dynamics.
Power dynamics.
The narrative fucking king speaks.
She worked for him.
She worked for him.
If y'all could only see the behind the scenes shit.
Erickson.
Erickson.
Erickson.
We need to set up a behind the scenes shit, Talk about it. Erickson, Erickson, Erickson. We need to set up
a behind the scenes shit, okay?
And we don't tell this motherfucker
so they can see
how it really goes down.
Oh my God.
That's so funny, son.
Nah, that's funny, man.
You got New Year's Eve plans?
No.
I really want to go away.
I will be in the house.
I really want to go away.
How many days?
I'll be home.
11?
Nah.
I don't even like going away that more than five not really are you gonna win oh no no I wanted to but I'm not I want
to remind the audience that we will not
be here January 2nd, which for y'all means January 3rd.
Oh, thanks.
What else?
What other day?
Fuck.
No, that's it.
We come here the day after Christmas?
Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
Not me.
Oh, you're cool.
I'm not.
I got a family.
I got kids.
I got a family.
I got kids.
Day after Christmas. Salute. I'm green. I got a family. I have kids. I have a breakfast.
So look, you may not see, I may get a suspension notice.
I feel it coming.
Because look, when you start making this face and picking up his cup, yeah, get your shit off.
All year, you have not been supposed to be here.
So this is not a shocker.
This is, you're not doing anything wrong.
Yeah, get the fuck out for a change.
Thank you.
Starting to look a lot like Christmas.
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
All right.
I'm coming to your crib on New Year's.
Yeah, we should have a party, man.
I'll have a party if no one else does.
I would have had a party
if I felt like people would have came to a party.
But New Year's Eve...
I don't know.
Nah, I got my baby, so I'm done.
And from your spot, you can see the fireworks is going to happen.
They don't do them on the side no more.
Yeah.
They don't?
They don't on the east side.
Yeah, sorry, buddy.
You're in Jersey now.
You can't do more fireworks here.
They used to.
No, they used to have them right here.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like crazy fire.
Yeah, they changed it to the east river.
Damn. All right, let's see. Let saying. Like crazy, fire. They changed it to the East River. Damn.
All right, let's see.
Let me go on the other side.
Go to Brooklyn, man.
That's why they did it.
Go more to Brooklyn.
Oh.
That's why they did it.
I have some things written down here,
just like shit I wanted to shit on.
Oh, let's do it.
Airing of grievances.
We're just trying to push back to the essay.
Yeah, please.
Hey, yeah. All right. Your list be lit, though, sometimes. Go through the whole list. Airing of grievances We just trying to push back To the essay Yeah Hey yeah
Alright
Your list be lit though
Sometimes
Go through the whole list
Like you did
And then let us pick
Out loud
You just want me to read my shit
Yeah just read
No
No
No
No
My list
I need a check
Yeah
You know what I'm saying
Yeah no
My list starts with
Bullshit This is how I know I am not a sweetheart.
That's what my list starts with.
Okay.
Okay.
So my girl was sick.
Real quick story.
So my girl was sick, like real, real sick.
Like bad, down, bad, flu, sick, fucked up, wherever she was at.
I was over here bawling.
Perfect health. Breathing great. fucked up wherever she was at I was over here bawling perfect health breathing great
not sweating
didn't have the shivers
like hard to be
compassionate on the phone
right but anyway
but you're an empath
keep going
oh shit
I said that out loud
I'm so sorry
and you're on Netflix
Netflix
you're a Netflix
Netflix you're on Netflix watch Netflix! You're on Netflix.
Keep going.
So anyway, the next morning, she sent me a text that I thought was the wrong text.
I didn't think it was for me.
The text says something like,
hey, can you order me
a fruit board
and
an edible chocolate
fruit edible arrangement? And can you get blah blah
blah blah blah it was a whole list of shit to order from edible arrangements
okay I thought that she was ordering that for somebody and sent it to the
wrong person so I said hey did you mean to send this to me and she said yeah
nigga my man I'm sick.
Ordered the shit.
I didn't know that there was a real edible arrangements
company.
Yeah.
You didn't know about edible arrangements?
No.
Wait, what?
You've never seen a commercial?
They have stores.
They got physical working water.
Now they're going to think it's an ad.
The second y'all start bringing up commercials in stores.
You said it.
I'm just saying I didn't know that that was a thing at all.
It's a thing.
What? It's a huge thing. That's fine. It's big. Huge. I had't know what I didn't know that that was a thing at all
That's five big
Phone for five hours
This is why you tell somebody else to go this is annoying in the month, but why you do the line
That's what she said. No, I like human to human. Okay guys
Yeah, I don't want that shit we want to just push a button when it comes to order food I'm out of here. I don't want to know. Some of us don't want that shit. We want to just push a button. Yeah, when it comes to ordering food, I'm hitting the button. I'm out of here.
I don't want to talk to you niggas.
You still alive?
If someone's got to call, it's my wife.
She's got to call.
Fuck that.
Because they're not used to somebody calling and putting orders like that.
They're happy as hell.
You want to call?
Word.
Okay.
Also, I want to shit on the Starbucks pay it forward tradition.
I'm not sure.
Tell me about that tradition.
Starbuckians.
Oh, oh,
this is where they put the,
you donate money
and then the next person
you get.
No, you pay for whoever
behind you.
I pay for parks.
See, look,
I knew he was a Starbuck.
Oh, yeah, that's dope.
The Starbuckians pull up.
Yeah, I'm paying
for whoever behind me.
And Starbucks people
don't have cash.
Cash,
so they do their little phone.
No one has cash.
Do, do, do. Some people do. They do their little do, do, do, do, do, do. Cash. So they do their little phone. No one has cash. Do-do-do.
Some people do.
They do their little do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
And they say, oh, take care of them two behind me.
All right.
And the next car pulls up.
And then they say, oh, thanks.
Here, pay for the car behind me.
And then they do all.
Yeah, that's fly.
Yeah, that's new.
I hate that.
Screws.
I hate that.
I hate that shit.
Wait, wait, what? Yo, nigga, buy your food and go, yo. Screws. That's terrible, son's dope. I hate that. Screws. I hate that. I hate that shit. Wait, wait, what?
Yo, nigga, buy your food and go, yo.
Screws.
They're the shirables, man.
Stop.
What's wrong with being nice?
Wait, hold on.
They do something like that at Starbucks?
Yes.
It ain't just Starbucks.
I paid the toll the other day.
When I paid the toll, the lady said, yo, the person in front of you paid the toll for you.
You paid cash for tolls?
Yeah, Easy Pass is a scam.
It is, for sure. So I'm not fucking with them. So yes. So you take the ticket. Where the fuck do you even do that? You pull the toll for you. You paid cash for tolls? Yeah, easy pass is a scam. It is, for sure. So I'm not fucking with them.
So yes.
So you take the ticket.
Why the fuck do you even do that?
You pull the ticket up?
No, I'm sorry.
On the turnpike.
Oh, Jersey.
So you paid, I paid a toll.
And then I said, all right, cool.
I'll pay the toll for the next person.
Or you could say, yo, I'll pay for the next two people.
How much was that?
That's nice.
210.
Times two or three?
Mm-hmm.
Yo.
Stop!
Stop it, man.
Pocket watching.
I don't like that tradition.
It's just annoying to me.
Nigga, you the nicest nigga when we go.
I mean, stop it.
You pay for everything.
I'm nice, but I don't want this nigga
get your fucking grande or whatever.
Go ahead.
I think that's very nice.
If they got $14 worth of shit,
you got to fucking...
Yeah, she cost $4.99.
You're like, yo, the word,
I'm fucking out of here.
Throw it over for the whole office.
The word, yeah,
it fucked everything up.
All right, next up on my list,
since we just going off my list
to push back some of the essay,
Lil Nas X better hurry up
before he grows up.
What were you thinking
when you wrote that down?
Lil Nas X.
It's been kind of quiet, right kind of posted a couple pictures okay he's growing up fast he's about to be like them stranger
stranger think kids little knives actually looking more and more like It ain't so cute kissing niggas When you're not
That six pack off
That six pack off
Somebody write that shit
Write it down
That nigga's growing up
He didn't get the ish laser neither
That nigga armpits is all manly
And that's my man
You know I support Lil Nas X
But you looking like
You looking like 20's the new 30.
That nigga matured.
This industry...
This industry is foul.
You got to get the ice beard sooner or later?
Come on, yeah.
You got to start dying shit.
I know it's fucked up.
He ain't even kissed no nigga in a while.
He's just been home.
Just dealing with life.
You got bills now? Yeah. Being straight. Yeah, you had to get a while. He's just been home just dealing with life. You got bills now?
Yeah.
Just being straight.
Yeah,
he had to get a car.
Oh,
man.
Oh,
man,
yo,
something's wrong
with your brain,
bro.
You just see something
and wrote that in your notes.
Stop skipping shit.
Stop skipping shit,
nigga.
Don't skip shit. No, let him skip it. You see it, right? You see it. Read it. in your notes. Stop skipping shit. Stop skipping shit, nigga. Don't skip shit.
You see it, right? You see it.
Read it. Don't skip it.
Read it. Go right back
to that spot. Don't delete.
Don't copy. Everything else looks cool.
Taraji's broke.
That's on the board.
Well, not those words.
That is not. We're're gonna talk about her later
You didn't feel bad for her bro
When she
When she first talked
Shit
Yes
Yo when two guys
Just look at each other like that
You gonna laugh
I felt bad for her
Based on what
Come on let's stay there
Let's stay with Taraji for a little bit.
Let's stay here.
Taraji, she did an interview.
She cried.
And she just talked about how fucked up it is for women.
Women in Hollywood.
Black women specifically.
Black women specifically in Hollywood.
Pay disparity.
But she's not the first person to talk about this.
Viola Davis is talking about
talked about it
Monique
talked about it several years ago
and she got blackballed
yeah that's my problem
with that though too
I'm sorry to cut you off
all you guys
y'all say Ian in the back
all you
all you ladies
not
shout out to Taraji
all you ladies
abandoned Monique
when she called out
all of the people
that was responsible or that
played a part in not paying black women mm-hmm you guys use the word castrated
her you guys maimed her you violated her fuck you niggas not I'd say ignored that seriously. They violated Monique. When being smart you castrate her. When being smart
goes wrong.
I don't know
if that applies.
I know what
castrate means
but they
ignored her.
They made fun of her.
They treated her bad.
Monique was there.
She didn't dye her hair.
Her whole shit was gray
and she was up there
looking crazy.
Shout out to Monique.
And they were just
they didn't help
but she had no support. Alright but we talking about Taraji who's broken up. Shout out to Tarique. And they were just, they didn't help her. She had no support.
All right, but we talking about Taraji.
Shout out to Taraji.
I'm just saying that they violated Monique.
Monique went and got her bag.
She got it.
What are you talking about?
Monique got bagged.
No, she didn't.
What are you talking about?
What do you mean she didn't?
She didn't get the pay that she was looking for.
No, no, no.
But what her complaint was, was, and I didn't agree with her.
So before y'all kill me, I don't want to fight.
Monique's argument was y'all gave Amy Schumer X.
Y'all didn't give me X.
Y'all gave this person X.
Y'all didn't give me X.
I'm not talking about any of that.
But that was her beef.
I'm talking about her actual suit that she had against Netflix Oprah
and
Tyler Perry
yeah Tyler Perry
she had a suit
that they settled
and squashed
that's what I'm saying
I didn't
yeah I know about that
listen
Taraji
Taraji
no he brought up
Monique
you know
I'm not gonna be
on the side of
popular opinion
why
what's your opinion
I don't know necessarily what the disparity was.
Like the Terrence Howard came up
and they were in movies together
and he talked about how little he got paid.
So if what he say is true, then that's crazy.
He was like, yo, he got 12 grand
for a movie that made hundreds of millions of dollars.
That's something different.
But oftentimes, and this is business,
and we all can attribute some of it to business,
we look at the analytics and we see what you're going to make
or what your key audience is or what your demo is
and what we project is going to be generated from that.
And I'm assuming, because I'm not in that field,
that that's what your pay scale is based on.
It's not based on that at all.
There is a huge disparity in the way that black actors, forget gender, black actors are paid
in comparison to their white contemporaries. It's a drastic difference. It's abysmal. It's
really disgusting. And what she's, what she, I believe she was referring to, or like part of
what she was talking about was there was supposed to be an Empire spinoff
of her character, Cookie.
And the lack of, you know,
the lack of whatever was put into it.
You know what I'm saying?
And it ended up failing.
And then she was talking about her pay disparity
and how her pay just really hasn't changed
since she did the movie Proud Mary in like 2018 where somebody who is like
you know her contemporary who might just you know is white might have like a stellar movie and
instantly their pace skyrockets by millions of dollars the same is not said for the same does
not happen for black actors male or female but but you started your point saying that it's not based on a scale it's not
the scale is large is just largely ignored you know a lot of times black actresses or black
actors will be told you're you don't translate in other markets and the reality is that is not true
they have largely told black actors and actresses that they don't translate in international markets and so their
movies won't sell and it's a lie it's not true at all let me just add because i just wanted to
pull it up to see for myself but what has she been in since proud mary i don't know what i've
been in movies since primary i see when did it when did empire stop um She did What Women Want.
Yes, that came out right after. What Men Want.
What Men Want.
What Men Want.
It was the reverse.
So I'm not, again, I'm not shitting.
We having an objective conversation.
So if you go and look at What Women Want, which was Mel Gibson.
Yeah.
Right?
Smash.
And then you go look at What Men Want.
I don't think, please, because you want a computer,
I don't know if the numbers are even in the same ballpark.
I could just look at, and again, I hope nobody took this the wrong way.
This is an objective conversation.
It's what men want, it's Taraji, and it, what's my man's name?
Aldis Hodge.
No, no, no.
Tracy Morgan.
That don't scream a blockbuster.
Okay. So, and it really, don't scream a blockbuster okay
so
and it really
not trying to be a
my bad
I'm sorry
I'm just saying
that doesn't scream
big budget
you know what I'm saying
so
what are you
kind of
expecting to get paid
and with white people
making up 60 something
percent of the country
it's gonna
if you
are we gonna be able
to pull them
so when you say translate or
transcend certain audiences like um but then we could talk about like i think that that opens up
a whole if other kind of conversation about studios and marketing budgets and what they
devote the resources that they devote to movies possible um behind amel gibson versus her and if
resources were kind of diversified,
there might be a different outcome.
You know what I'm saying?
How many theaters does that film go into?
I think that these are all the strategies,
the marketing strategies that the studios have behind actors
placed on the value that they believe said actor has.
True.
But she's also not just talking about her film.
But that's not analytics.
She's also just not talking about her film career.
She's talking about her draw.
She's a television actress.
She's a Broadway actress.
She's a film actress.
She has all of these accolades.
She's an Academy Award nominated.
Taraji P. Henson is nothing to thumb your nose at.
Her career is storied she is a valued
part of the culture and especially like you know the film industry and she is basically speaking
for a lot of other black actors and actresses she's not just speaking for herself but it's also
just like she how much longer do I have to keep on proving myself that was I think her battle cry
in my opinion does anybody else have anything to say because I have something to say but I want
this is just my perspective and I hope somebody else would join in so I'm not staying on the
island by myself in in a business forum if we put out perfect Kang was about Marvel was about to roll Kang out as their premier guy
they started yeah right he's black they see a return on all of these like when you start
talking about marketing budgets and being in certain theaters and all of that shit
it's money that goes into that so I'm not not going to put Taraji P. Henson in Short Hills, New Jersey,
where the demo is a demo that we have analytics that say
is not going to see a movie starring Taraji P. Henson.
You get what I'm saying?
Whereas I might be able to, based on just a numbers thing,
put Mel Gibson, put Julia Roberts, or put Denzel Washington
in a whole bunch of theaters that I might not be able to put Taraji P. Henson in.
So now because we're not putting the same push on marketing because we don't think we're going to get the return, then the salary would reflect.
Essentially, I think essentially I think what she's saying is the fact that the studios invest a whole lot more into the marketing of her white contemporaries than they do for their black contemporaries from jump.
Yeah, because they have history and analytics.
No, she's talking about from jump, from the start of their careers.
I mean, y'all said all that, but I still don't really have y'all's takeaway.
No, my takeaway, I think I tried to give my, my takeaway is this.
White America is 60 percent of the nation.
If you have a black lead actress in a movie that is predicated on black people, then I don't think that they're going to put the same exact market in dollars behind it because they don't think they're going to get the return back.
I don't necessarily got it. OK. Again, I just think it's a numbers game and business and we all are in business.
But is that like the are you saying that she's technically not underpaid?
No, I'm not saying that at all.
I'm saying that I think that.
You're saying that there's rhyming reasons.
Yeah, I think that sometimes it's like, no disrespect to anybody, Drake's budget is going to be different than Ab-Soul.
Right?
Like Drake's budget is going to be different than Ab-Soul's budget Ab-Soul is an amazing talent but Drake's numbers
per the label are going to come back
different than what Ab-Soul's numbers are going to
come back and so that's the thing
no shot to
Ab-Soul at all so Mel what should
black actresses do
like I want to advance this I think we collectively
it's not a black actress thing to me
I think we need to support everything
I say it all the time we got us we have to show up true we got we got the money we
have the buying power we have all of that shit we have to support you that's
it I say that every time saying with the children future teach
them well and yada yada yada are you are you done with your list you only back to
my list y'all fuckin crazy yeah let's call this a reactions. What I got here? Let's see.
Little Nugget, big girl.
T-Pain Vegas residency.
Yo.
Oh, nice.
Nice.
T-Pain Vegas residency.
I love to go.
I was going to play one of their songs as my sleeper.
Me too.
That's crazy.
That's such a good one.
Which one?
We are always on the same wavelength.
No, we're not. That's crazy a good one. Which one? We are always on the same wavelength.
No, we're not.
That's cool.
We connected.
Aw.
Nah, he killed that shit.
Yeah.
I seen one of his performances.
He bodied that shit.
I mean, he's him.
I didn't know he could sing like that.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Thank God y'all brought up T-Pain.
I wanted to ask this question before on the pod.
Mm-hmm.
When Lil Wayne did his verse on I Can't Believe It, do you think T-Pain was mad? Because half
of eight bars, he was mumbling and shit.
Do you think T-Pain was mad or he
just accepted it? Not at all.
You know when that... If Lil Wayne records
some mumbling right now, he can send it to my phone.
Really? You liked it? I mean, I thought it was
fire, but I was like, I wonder if T-Pain was just too...
Lil Wayne was on fire.
Fuck you, Tony.
And I climbed the top of the mountain.
No, no.
And I climbed the top of the mountain.
Oh, I can't believe it.
That was the most fire mumbling in the world.
That shit was fire.
I wasn't even paying for that.
Send that shit to my phone right now.
I'll put that shit on Pump It Up.
I'll put that shit on some old slaps.
Walk with me or some shit.
I only wanted to ask that.
Wayne mumbling is valuable.
Yeah.
Because of fools.
Lil Wayne says Future has the GOAT mix tape.
Lil Wayne also said his best record was A Millie.
Wayne just talked some time.
He might feel that A Millie is his best record.
Why is A Millie not his best record?
A Millie is fire.
A Millie is not Wayne's best record.
It's not Wayne's best record.
I said, why is it not?
It ain't.
Is that shit where he said,
real G's move his saddle like lasagna and all that shit?
Yes.
No, that was 6'7".
No, that's 6'7".
No, that's 6'.
Why is A Millie not Lil Wayne's best record?
It's in the conversation. I don't think it's in the conversation, bro. Really? These. No, that's six foot seven. No, that's six foot seven. Why is a milli not Lil Wayne's best record? It's in the conversation.
I don't think it's in the conversation, bro.
Really?
These are both not even close.
Most successful record.
That's totally different.
True, but if you're him, you're right.
Not when you're him.
Yeah.
When you're him and you start looking at the numbers and Billboard and what I made and
how much reach and how many millions heard this song, why is it not a milli?
Yeah.
That's on his album that sold the most lollipop it's the record that
took off the most lollipop was the one lollipop i think that's an argument to be had lollipop was
his hard knock life i think that's an argument to be had and i think real fan real wayne fans
would disagree with that i don't think it's that neither one of those are his best song no i'm
saying but lollipop was the main That was the record that put him on.
Yes.
Mainstream.
Absolutely.
That was his crossover.
That was his I'm Here America record.
Sure.
I agree with that.
What do you think about Lil Wayne
saying that Future has the gold mixtape?
I disagree with it.
Mixtape catalog or just...
No, just that one mixtape.
Just the one mixtape.
56 Nights.
I mean, that's a great mixtape.
That ain't even Future's best mixtape. Just the one mixtape. 56 Nights. I mean, that's a great mixtape. That ain't even Future Best mixtape.
What was on it?
Ice do shit like this?
I'm just saying, it's not.
What would you put there?
I put Monster before that.
Was that a mixtape?
Yes.
Okay.
That was the one that started to run.
After Honest Album didn't really perform the best and
he has some shit that's when uh he tells the story you know Esco got locked up he
has hard drive he had to go back and re-record it in monster comes out and
then that was the tape that was his lollipop damn near Lou Wayne also says Also says that Nicki Minaj is the GOAT Young Money artist.
Drake, sir.
Drake not Young Money no more.
Maybe that's why.
It's the technicality he trying to say.
I like how you did the science there.
That was good.
That was good.
That was some science.
That was good.
Technically, she will be the best on your money.
You a smooth boy.
You know, I'm trying to shoot Wayne some bell.
Instead of saying he just saying bullshit.
So I'm trying to find a way to justify it.
Oh, I had another reason to justify it.
What?
What?
You just can't help it.
What?
It justifies it though, right?
I don't know.
Fuck that. That justified any't know. Fuck that.
That justify it anytime a man does that.
Just did an interview, though.
What?
I'm doing my way.
I know.
In another party.
Never mind.
Yeah, thank you.
I'm trying to save you from yourself.
Moving on.
There we go.
Thank you.
Do you all agree, though?
Nobody answered.
No, I think Drake is. No, we talking about this. Moving on There we go Thank you Well do y'all agree though Nobody answered No
I think
I think
I think Drake is
No we talking about that
And that mixtape
The only two songs
That I know
Are my shits though
Those are two big songs
Those are two monster songs
Those are two monster songs
The March Madness
And the
I'm not mad at Wayne
Saying that about Future
I'm not mad at it either
I am
Personally
Who would you
give it to greatest mixtape ever of all time so far gone came out as album no it
did not yes it did no it did not so far gone come on the mixtape mm-hmm even
told you drop the mixtape the shit sounded like an album and then we
released came out they repackage no then then re-released it they repackaged it
as an album
no then they re-released
an EP
which they cut down
a lot of that
and put that out
they did not
put that out
as an album
went on later on
on the 10 year anniversary
and just upped it
to streaming
but it still
was not an album
are you questioning Ice?
no I'm not questioning
him because I'm wrong
I think it's still a mixtape.
Well, it is a mixtape.
Yeah.
But they released it as an album.
I don't think that changed
anything for me.
That technicality shit.
It's so far gone, dog.
Some of them Wayne mixtapes
was crazy.
If we're counting so far gone,
then so far gone it is.
Yeah.
Where's the mixtape at?
By far, too.
Shit, I'm going to put,
I'll probably be shunned.
I'm going to put that Chance shit
in the conversation.
The shit that changed
the entire rules of shit
and was Grammy nominated
and all that shit.
Sorry.
That was a great album.
Mixape.
He trying it.
He trying it.
I'm not going to fall for it.
I'm not going to fall for it.
He must be.
It's a good holiday. He must be mixing some chance
You don't love it enough to mention right now
Far on and 50 in terms of successful mixtapes and changing the trajectory of mix a prior ended the mixtapes it ended or nothing
But you got that better than some of them them g-unit apes no some of the personal
I was talking about cheesy
50 50
Was it the
Future yeah future I was thinking king for some reason yeah, that would probably be up there for me
You have a couple that are up there as well? 50 might have to be the mixtape king.
I know that they're going to say it's Lil Wayne.
They're going to say it's Wayne.
I know they're going to say it's Wayne.
But 50 kind of revolutionized the mixtape game as far as popularity.
Wayne can't do that without 50 doing it.
Stylistically.
Wayne can't do it without 50.
I don't think anybody does it without 50 doing it.
I agree.
I think 50 was more up here.
No.
Nah, hell no. 50 shit was. No, no, no. No, man. That think 50 was more up here. No. Nah, hell no.
50 shit was
no, no, no.
No, really?
That shit was bubble.
That shit went everywhere.
I was on promo running.
Couldn't escape.
I couldn't escape
hearing him
everywhere we went.
All the small towns.
That's how I knew
I was going to sign a record.
Everywhere I went,
they kept playing shit.
I know that Wayne shit
was crazy.
Wayne's different, bro.
I say it all the time.
50 run and Wayne run.
That's it.
Wrap it up.
Yeah, I agree with that.
And Drake run.
Drake too.
Drake hot.
Drake still jogging.
He's still in the run.
He's still jogging.
Yeah, he's still jogging.
It's modern.
He's still in the run.
It's a modern run? It's modern he's still he's still in the run it's a modern run
it's modern
it's like recent
he lapped the marathon
two three times
and now decides to jog
I know
but it's 2009
and 10
so when I just think
of me being outside
I don't think of 2010
as all the time
he on a 15 year joint
he's on a run
he's on a super run
yeah
we ain't seen a run
like this one
yeah
and I doubt we ever will.
You can't even cause shit to run no more.
I'm still putting that run maybe behind.
Not behind so much because Drake is Drake.
But Drake don't, it's not Drake without Wayne.
I'm not putting Drake's run behind nobody's.
Yeah.
Helps to have Lil Wayne with you.
It helps.
And Nicki.
It helps to springboard it, but you still got to do the work.
You got to start talking about like...
You still have to go out there and run.
You can get a head start.
It helps to have Lil Wayne
teaching me how to write a hook.
Oh, we've had other people that had...
You got to start talking about...
Assistants.
Mike in the 80s,
the Beatles in the 60s
when you talk about Drake's run.
That shit is too long and too...
I'm not taking away from Drake.
I don't want to be misconstrued.
His run is his run.
But the 50 run,
Em didn't have his arm
around him the whole time
for that run.
But if that's the case...
He really didn't pop out
until Wankster was on
the 8 Mile soundtrack.
I agree.
Wayne,
the dumb hot boy,
it was nothing
them hot boy niggas could do.
I agree.
But what I'm saying is,
but to use your analogy,
that's like saying,
no disrespect to Lloyd Banks.
Lloyd Banks is Lloyd Banks.
But Lloyd Banks said,
out of his own mouth,
he had 50 helping him
learn how to create songs,
learn how to write hooks,
learn how to do all of that shit.
He ain't do what Drake did.
You get what I'm saying?
So Wayne is 50.
You get what I'm saying?
So what Joe saying,
yo, I still have Wayne showing me how to make hooks.
I still have Wayne showing me how to do all this stuff.
I still got to go do it.
You still got to get out there and run it on your own.
I love Banks too much to counter what you're saying.
I don't want to compare him to Drake.
I don't think that's fair.
No, no.
Banks is Banks.
No, it was saying the comparison ain't really him to Drake.
It's just having somebody like that person.
Burn every bridge in Interscope
and ruin all relationships with Jimmy Iovine
and Lloyd Banks' career probably goes differently as well.
So I don't like that.
Gotcha.
Lil Wayne was the darling.
Eminem was the darling.
That makes sense.
If 50 Cent would have continued that darling tradition,
Wayne, Buck, Game, all of them,
Tony Ayo, it all goes differently.
Maybe true.
That's possible.
That could be.
And Jowdy Yale sold a million records.
Word.
All right, y'all know what time it is.
Y'all know what time it is.
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Yeah.
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They fought back?
Yeah.
A little pow-pow?
They fought back yesterday.
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Well, text me, talk about something.
Yo, good looking.
Y'all made Christmas.
Oh, yeah.
Since I'm over, though. Congratulations. Make my me, talk about something. Yo, good luck and y'all made Christmas. Oh, yeah. Since I'm over, though.
Congratulations.
Salute, KP.
Are we back to my list?
Yeah, we could. I like your list.
Y'all avoiding that male essay list.
Do not put that.
Do not put it on me.
This was a team effort.
It was definitely a team effort.
Next on Joe's list says the downfall of Tiffany Haddish.
Uh-oh.
Whoa.
Hmm.
What did you notice?
I got to follow up.
A downward spiral.
When did you notice?
When she tried to chase.
I noticed when she kept wearing that white dress at the award show,
trying to get that joke off.
I was like, oh, It ain't about to go good
They getting sick of you lady
You can tell when white people
Getting sick of somebody
We done saw you
Three Oscars in a row
In this dress
Alright we'll fix you
She keep wearing
The same dress at the Oscars
No and then she had that
And listen I'm bullshitting
Of course
But then she had that
Incident with Homeboy And Aries Spears A No, and then she had that, and listen, I'm bullshitting, of course, but then she had that incident with Homeboy.
Aries Spears.
Aries Spears.
Yeah, I saw that.
Yeah, any sentence
with his name in it
is foul already.
There was some drunk
driving shit too, right?
Drunk at the wheel.
Then there was that
going on.
And really,
if you want my assessment,
I based this solely
on Kevin Hart
not taking a single picture
with her in like 18 months.
Or, Kevin Hart knows his brain. Gotta with her in like 18 months or Kevin
Hart knows his brain you gotta get away you still on bullshit that's the point
gotta get away there's some people that fight back Kevin Hart is getting away
from it from his dear friend then something's going on just shit I wanted
to throw out this two things that I noticed I don't have a take it's just
yeah I got it you go from the top of the world to wherever it is now.
Was she at the top
at one point?
Yeah.
She was on her way.
She was on her way.
She was on a really,
really good trajectory.
She was the breakaway star
in what movie was that?
Girls Trip.
Breakaway star by far.
And that movie was hilarious.
It was.
Really good movie.
I'm saying that
as somebody with a dick too.
Like, that was good.
And she was a really, really integral part
in that movie. She might have been the main.
The breakaway star.
I think that's where the problem started.
Is because she never knew how to
come out of that character.
And that
might not have been in character.
I was going to say, maybe
there was a lot of art.
Yeah, it could be, but every time we saw her,
it was that. That was her brand be. But every time we saw her, it was that.
That.
The brand.
That was her brand, though.
The loud, boisterous, kind of not giving a fuck.
That was her brand.
Very easy.
So she started doing that shit, to your point, on them red carpets.
But I mean, it resulted in Netflix specials.
It resulted in a New York Times best-selling book. It resulted in a television show,
finding the next female comic
or giving a platform to female comics.
You know what else that results in?
Short typecast.
Listen, I get it.
Got you.
Get it while you get it.
Yeah, absolutely.
Glow Reel has been quiet.
No, she ain't.
She's done. Oh, shit. Oh. absolutely Glow Rilla's been quiet no she ain't she's not her titties done
oh shit
oh
dang
what you doing
dude
it's not a sound
it affected her mouth
what are you talking about
it's not a noise
I mean it's
my bad
surgery made me
she was just chilling out
for a second
hey you know
you gotta do the
what's it called
the recovery house
recovery
whatever
the wellness
the wellness spa
you do not need a recovery house? Whatever. The wellness spa? You do not need
a recovery house for tits.
You gotta go lay up
for a minute.
They're not going
to the recovery house
for their tits.
They're going home.
Grandma's gonna come home.
Their best friend
that just got,
they just done
and just healed up
is gonna come and do it.
The recovery house,
you think these bitches spending money like that like that but it hits I'm gonna
concede to you bro I don't know now I'm pocket watching again maybe all right I
didn't even look at it like that yeah I do good with my pocket watch you know
like y'all pocket watch for sport.
Like, I do it and try to make some good out of it.
I try to make some good out of it.
So you commit to the pocket watch.
What?
Let me ask y'all an honest question.
Let me ask y'all.
Let me ask this.
What's wrong with your hands?
No, I received that.
Let me ask y'all an honest question.
I'm about to start using that, too.
Let me ask y'all an honest question, not the hard one start using that tool. Let me ask you an honest question
not to harp on
and then we can move on.
From my POV,
when Flip opened
his content space,
should I have
pocket watched or no?
No.
No.
No.
Because I've been
at a content space, nigga.
What?
Oh, yeah.
You came to my content space.
Why?
Are you crazy?
Why would you?
In the middle of Manhattan.
What is him opening
his content space?
That shit look nice.
Nah, but from your POV
what does him
opening his content space
have to do
as long as
it don't affect
his productivity here
it does
how
I can't say right now
cause we don't hear
don't say it
that's part of my rule
we're not getting further
into that
that's how y'all got me
all year
how
and then I said
and then
I get attacked
no
but you said
should you have pocket watch
no you should.
Well, I did.
I did, nigga.
Now what?
Now what?
I did.
Tell them how you saw it.
I did.
You stood behind me while my workers was on the phone with me.
I did pocket watch.
You weirdo.
Nigga, you was posting it all over your socials.
No, before that.
He saw it before that.
You can't show a whole build from the ground up and not expect a little bit of pocket watch.
And a migrant.
I looked at that shit and said.
Who's a migrant?
I'm like, hey, yo, stop it. You can't And a migrant. I looked at that shit and said. Who's a migrant?
Them niggas like, hey, yo, stop it now, man.
You can't both of them.
Yo, yo, they're not migrants.
Who?
Watch your fucking mouth.
Watch your mouth talk about the niggas that
booed me.
No, no, no, no, no.
Because that's what you do.
That's what you do.
That's what you do, nigga.
A lot of times we do shit.
A lot of times we do shit.
I'm not protecting you.
And you shit on our shit.
Stop doing that.
They're not migrants, nigga.
Them niggas do great work, nigga.
Who's to say that the migrants don't do great work?
Yeah.
They do.
Yeah.
But the migrants are also causing
a lot of accidents in the street.
Oh, here we go.
I curse them niggas out over there.
I say, yo.
Yo, they doing great work.
I got a video for y'all.
I'm going to post it.
I got there, and I did the traffic.
I got this.
I got this.
We not.
Sorry. You a hater, son. I can't. This is nasty on YouTube. I did the traffic. I got this. I got this.
You a hater, son.
I can't.
This is nasty on you, too.
I did a lot.
I can't wait.
I got a surprise for you.
I didn't want to do that because you my man.
Stop.
Are we back to my list?
Yes.
We got no list.
My list.
What else we got?
Glorilla's Quiet.
Y'all done received that because you got some titties.
Okay, great. Tyreek Hill has? Glorilla's quiet. Y'all don't receive that because you got some titties. Okay, great.
Tyreek Hill has a type.
That's hate.
That's a lot of hate on Tyreek Hill this week.
I didn't like that shit, man.
Our man just got happily married.
He's doing good.
Ain't all he got.
Tyreek Hill has had his third child in the same year.
You would too if you were about to hit 2,000.
No, I wouldn't.
No.
I wouldn't do that.
I'd be faithful.
He might have been faithful. Is that what you would do?
He might have been faithful.
Would you be unfaithful?
He might have been faithful.
Three babies in one year?
It's possible.
While you got newly married?
It's possible.
No.
And his wife just had the baby.
There's some overlap.
So she's one of the three.
Parks, there's some.
There's over.
They could have been separated on a break.
Yo, you ride for the dog. Yeah. I knew that when you thing. Parks, there's some. It's over. They could have been separated on a break. Yo, you ride for the Dolphins.
Yeah.
I knew that when you
came out, that nigga died.
Yeah.
I knew that.
Somebody died?
No.
When Parks,
Parks don't give a fuck.
They did.
None of them Dolphins fans
gave a fuck when that happened.
You know what?
And I'm talking shit,
but every time I see
two highlights,
I be like,
Parks is right.
He's nice.
I was wrong in that.
I was wrong in,
yo, I would retire and never play
football again and I would sue the league.
And a lot of people was like, no,
he might have a point to prove and he's playing like he got one.
I was wrong.
There. Yeah.
I like your accountability.
Okay, we're back.
No, I'm trying to see what his type was.
I was looking online to see what his type was. Oh. I was looking online to see what his type was.
Miami.
Miami type.
Good one.
That's a Miami type.
There you go.
You look very Miami.
What would you do if you were Miami as the richest wide receiver in the league?
It looks like no one having a pay disparity in Hollywood.
Or any melanin.
Melanin.
Nothing that rhymes with male.
Oh, shit.
Nothing.
Lemons, limes.
Lemons.
They're stupid.
Yo, this guy's a fool.
I'm not mad at having babies on the side,
but don't have babies with the girls
that look exactly like.
We got to be something.
Why?
So when you got all your kids,
they all look alike.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Yo, you are sick.
Yeah, because the ones
that look different
get bullied.
You are sick for that.
And they all look similar.
I hate that I know this so well, yo.
That's his seventh child, right?
Yeah. Yeah, God forbid. Shout out to Tyreek. Shout out to Tyreek, man. Shout out this so well, yo. That's his seventh child, right? Yeah.
Yeah, God forbid.
Shout out to Tyreek.
Shout out to Tyreek, man.
Shout out to Tyreek, man.
Hey, yo, I'm not going to hold you.
The way y'all go through my topics, I need 100 of these.
No, no, no.
How old is Tyreek?
He might be 20, late 20s, I think.
25, 27.
Nah, he's a little older than that.
He's been doing it for six, seven years.
He's the highest paid wide receiver.
Hey, Joe.
He's making $30 million a year, son. He's 23 years old. I don't know what to say. He's living in Miami. He's the highest paid wide receiver. Hey, Joe. He's making $30 million a year, son.
He's $30 million.
I don't know what to say.
He's living in Miami.
He's 29, by the way.
29.
29 years old.
He's $30 million a year, living in Miami.
$30 million a year.
A little more than that.
No.
I think it's around there.
$30 million from football.
From football, yeah.
Okay.
Yo, and winning.
And winning And winning Yeah
Look you not just
You him
The money
Like cause some niggas get paid
Are you saying that
When you winning
And you him
And then when you got
A lot of money
Some things come with that
Some things come with that
So you don't wanna wear a cap
I have to imagine
Being 29 years old
In Miami
No
And winning
Makes it really tough.
Decision.
It has to be tough.
Hey, okay.
Don't say.
I think we should show the man some sympathy.
It's just merengue all around you.
$50 heels.
Not even wearing heels.
Not in Miami, bro.
Yo, you just an ahop.
Somebody got thong on next to you.
You Tyreek.
And his name
is the cheetah.
So you knew he would be
pretty fast around the town.
They want to figure out.
You know what I mean?
Give me 30 million in my 20s, I'm nuts.
How much kids
would you have by now?
So you wouldn't have any of these problems right now
with 30 or 40 million a year.
You had like 15 kids, right? If I was 30 million in my 20
I'd be going nuts
Ice what you think
30
You ain't got to preface nothing
Sometimes I let you know
You give me 30 million dollars right now
I'm going home
Bigger home
Then where you going
Where you going before you get home
Love is a house
You got the keys.
Yeah.
Um.
I think I might end up home later.
Oh, yeah.
I seen what the overnight bag look like, bro.
So I already know.
Your overnight bag look crazy, Rich.
I already know what the overnight bag look like now, boy.
You got all them laser shits in it.
Creams.
Oh, shit.
You been cream sexing. Yo. So $40 million a year, you still faithful?
Yeah, I'm chilling.
At 29?
No.
He talking about now.
I'm talking about 40.
He talking about 50 year old age.
I'm talking about 40.
Today, nigga.
At 29, bro?
No faith.
But today, though.
I would have like 10 million frequent fly amounts.
Exactly. I'd be going crazy
flying every wheel
with your lady
yeah
you make 40 million
sound really boring
and whack
I tell you that
you can party
and that's why
I know
I know
I know
I know
I know it
but I let him
because that's my man
his girl listens
our girls listen
so you gotta
call yeah
that's your new shit now
you just started coughing
for the past nine months.
You should have eaten some different doors.
You got your ass cleaned out with the same cough.
Why your ass clean and your cubes is gone,
but you still got the cough?
Because that has nothing to do with his fucking ass.
Nigga got everything but Robitussin.
His immune system.
I think it's something in his room, yo.
Oh, don't say that on camera.
Well, ain't nobody else coughing, though.
Nah.
I am
Not like you wait I was about to run with a narrative
If it was only him and Mel coffin
Buckley's go some shit
Hard to find, they do. It's hard to find them. Yes, they do.
They didn't sell it in your neck of the woods, but you moved.
No, but.
The items in the Boudin, we should have moved.
The way I was at was a nice neighborhood.
Nigga, are you dumb?
No, but where you was at was Caribbean, right?
Did you look it up?
Did you look it up?
Did you look at my fucking neighborhood?
Where I was at?
Watch your fucking mouth.
He was in the Caribbean neighborhood.
War Pocket Watch.
Right?
Stop.
Caribbean neighborhood.
Yeah, of course they got Buckleys.
That's where they got the Buckley's.
But they banned Buckley's from being sold.
That don't mean shit.
Why?
Not in Canada.
That's the Canadian thing.
That's the Canadian thing.
You can get it in Canada.
Speaking of things that they banned from being sold, what about that Apple watch ice?
Segway King.
That was terrible.
That was hate.
That was hate.
A little bit of hate.
A little bit of hate.
They banned the Apple Watches.
I got mine.
I'm so glad I got mine.
You just got yours.
Not off of these three doofs.
They need to get that shit right, though.
They got, so what happened, the latest Apple Watch, which is a Series 9 and the Ultra 2,
have a blood oxygen sensor in it.
Well, the company, there's a company that owns the patent to that hardware.
Uh-oh hardware and Apple just
threw the shit in the watch
no no no
they went to court
got the International Trade Commission
to ban it
and as of yesterday
they had to
you go to Apple website
right now
you can't buy it
they've been trying to
handle this behind
closed doors
it ain't working
that company's not budging
and now the week of Christmas you can't get you can't go buy a new Apple watch behind closed doors. It ain't working. That company's not budging. And now,
the week of Christmas,
you can't get in,
you can't go buy
a new Apple Watch.
All right, you know.
But look,
but here go the gangsters.
My man Raul.
You got him?
Got him.
What's his ethnicity?
I'm just asking.
Don't talk. I'm just asking Don't talk
Listen
They listen
They who
They who flip
They who
Who flip
The people that he's referring to
He good
Oh my god
What will you all do out there
Now that your watch
Won't tell you your heart rate
Nah
I'm telling you
Cause I got a lot of stock in Apple
They gotta fix this
Nah this is
Alright so what I think it is
So Apple Stick up Yeah it's a stick up But it's a different type of stick up I can Apple man they gotta fix this. Nah this is, alright so what I think it is, so Apple,
Stick up.
Yeah it's a stick up but it's a different type of stick up.
Apple's infringed on patents forever.
Okay.
They always just play big bank take a little bit.
Alright cool we'll buy your company.
Well you know moves like that.
Now that you playing in the medical field though,
it's a different, they don't care about
none of that tech shit y'all talking about.
So now these companies is like, nigga I don't want to hear that shit like all that y'all
trying to know we're not selling we do X amount of bit like we don't give a fuck
about y'all we want y'all have our patent apples said they were gonna try
to tweak the software so now it reads the blood oxygen shit differently okay
come said no no the patent is hardware.
Like they are not playing ball at all.
But I think personally, I think this is,
this is some political shit involved.
I think so too.
Only because the White House can veto this.
Okay.
But it can be heard again December 26th,
which is the day after Christmas.
You know why I love Ice?
Why?
He gives the Apple news
like a murder is involved.
No, no.
Because it be...
I be waiting.
I'm on the edge of my seat for this.
He's right, though,
because the other shit...
It be that bullshit.
That big pharma got pulled.
And if you start making it so...
This is Christmas week.
Apple just dropped these watches
less than three months ago.
And you can't buy one.
You go to Apple website right now
and it says currently unavailable.
You can only buy the SE,
which is like the low-end model
that don't have all the top features.
Right.
They are fucked.
Raul.
Got you.
What's his ethnicity again?
Wait, wait, wait.
Where do you find Raul at?
Where do you find him?
What part of town was he in?
A best buy near you?
Not a Home Depot.
What?
Yo.
What you said?
Nigga, watch your fucking mouth.
Y'all are doing the thing again.
That ain't y'all.
All right.
Pass the fucking ball.
Pass the ball.
Oh my God.
God damn.
Pass the fucking ball.
But nah,
they're going to get this shit fixed.
It's just, this is some political pow-pow.
I believe.
I agree.
Can't make healthcare affordable for people.
Or accessible.
Damn.
Look at you, yo. You're just going to take it over there.
He took it there with the politics shit.
He's right.
Absolutely right.
Alright. Next on my list. Unless we want to pot about healthcare some more. I was like, shit, he's right. He's a good one. Absolutely right. All right.
Next on my list, unless we want to pot about health care some more.
We don't at all.
Jermell Charlo brags about hitting a woman.
Who is that?
The boxer.
The twins from Texas.
Got it.
One of them.
Hey, can I show you?
I hit that bitch like this.
Fly in the eye.
Sock in the eye.
Big, swole, purple, can't open.
That bitch call the cops on me.
Like a woman.
Like a regular woman.
Yeah.
Yeah, nigga.
You're a boxer.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Okay.
That's really bad. That's really bad.
That's really bad.
Yeah.
I feel like full stop.
That's really bad.
Full stop.
It's really bad.
Full stop.
What?
Joe's going to open the roll back up and put a comma in but.
Go ahead.
I'm waiting.
You know how she get.
So I'm letting her get it out.
Okay, comma.
I don't want them to say that I jumped on top of what she was saying.
Are you mad at a comma?
No, no, no.
I'm saying comma.
Go ahead.
That's really bad.
But for context,
he's speaking about his family member that's a woman,
but like a stud woman.
Okay.
And I think that's important to note
to explain what he's trying to say
at the end when he says
she caught the cops like a woman.
If you don't know that part,
that could sound very
confusing as to what he the fuck he's talking about that doesn't make it right it's not right
it's not right i get what i get it but i felt like that needed to be stated because i didn't
see that okay mel to state that sure can you check your Apple Watch for your heart rate?
I wish I had it on. I fucking wish I had it on.
Fucking Apple Watch.
But look, I mean, not saying I think this,
but there is a conversation there that a lot of people will,
when they add in information that you just gave us,
does that change it?
The fact that she was a,
what's the politically correct term?
Lesbian?
No.
No, it's not just a lesbian.
Because that's true.
It's a masculine presenting lesbian.
Yes.
Does that change things?
I'm going to tell you this
from my own personal experience.
Oh, shit. No, this is true. When I was growing up tell you this from my own personal experience.
Oh, shit.
No, this is true.
When I was growing up, I used to be in the street.
There were girls that were gay that would be in the street beating the men up.
I saw that too. I'm talking about dudes that just came home from jail.
The women would literally put their fists up and fist fight them and was beating the dudes up.
In Jersey City, there were girls tougher than the dudes.
Yes.
Beating the dudes, I'm dead ass serious.
That's not me agreeing with what I'm just telling you.
In Jersey City, growing up, I knew girls that were tougher than the guys.
And liked to fight.
I'm talking about street dudes.
Blades under their thumb.
They just carry guns.
Again, I'm not condoning that the dude put his hands on a female at all.
Not just that.
He's a trained boxer.
He's a trained at the highest level.
He just got his ass whooped by Canelo.
Like, this is the highest level of boxing.
I'm not.
None of that.
So him putting his hands on a female is never, ever, ever going to be condoned by me.
But in what he was trying to present, he's saying, like, yo, she's supposed to be tough. She called the cops like a regular girl is what he was trying to present, he's saying like, yo, she's supposed to be tough.
She called the cops like a regular girl is what he was trying to convey.
Okay.
Shit.
That's it.
Still not right.
Not at all.
Still not right.
Not at all.
That changes the way his recording goes.
So what if his cousin or whatever the person's family member was the aggressor?
It don't matter.
Okay.
You got to have a level of discernment,
especially knowing
what's your ability.
Yeah, exactly.
Restraint.
Yeah, you got to walk away from it.
Try to set them up.
They're pretty good.
What would you do, Flip?
So is it less wrong?
No, it's the same.
Okay.
Yeah, it's the same.
Like, again, his level of of ability she can't possibly
based on his strength and skill alone compete with him in fighting now what what um class is
he i'm not familiar with boxing like what is that weight class uh light likega trying to determine No I'm asking If it's cool No no I'm not
Is he happy with you
I'm saying
He down there
When she calling him
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What the hell What a fight. They'll challenge you. They'll throw their hands up. They'll call you out your name. Mushu. That's what I asked. If his cousin
or whomever was the aggressor, but you guys say it don't matter.
You know, the situation might have
played out a little different if it was me.
And salute.
Mel.
I'm very much of the mindset
of don't put your hands on a woman.
That's it.
What do you say to the people that say don't put your hands on anybody
unless you're prepared To get hit back
And what if the person
Said they don't want
To identify as a woman
What would you say then
Holy shit
Okay
One at a time
Motherfucker
I'm of that same mindset
But those
You didn't say that
That is a direct
Contradiction
Of the last mindset
I apparently That's what I was asking I apparently seem to be a walking contradiction.
Oh, shit.
Salute.
Wow.
I wasn't saying it like that.
Holy shit.
I like that.
Okay.
You got it.
Okay.
You got it.
That was fire.
And Cliff's question?
She ain't gonna answer it.
No, fuck that.
Fuck that.
His question gave him an automatic fucking headache.
Okay. Okay.
Okay.
That's funny.
Vin Diesel?
I don't really like me reading everything and tossing it to y'all like y'all ill.
So, Vin Diesel was brought up.
Joe, what do you think?
I wasn't even going to.
Vin Diesel accused of sexually assaulting a former employee,
and she's on his ass for, what is it, $126 million?
It's a crazy number.
It's a crazy number.
Fact check the number yourself, but that's the story on Vin Diesel.
Any details so far?
No.
Or just the suit came out?
Gotcha.
Just that.
Lawsuit season.
No, I think it's about to be a windfall. He put a statement out. Gotcha. Just that. Lawsuit season. No, I think it's about to be a windfall. He put a statement
out. It just says, let me be very clear.
Vin Diesel
categorically
denies this claim
in its entirety. This is the first he's
ever heard about this more than 13-year-old
claim made by a purportedly
nine-day employee.
That's the statement.
You can be sexually assaulted in nine days. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just saying. That might be why you were only a nine-day employee that's a statement you can be sexually assaulted
in nine days that might be why you are only a nine-day I got about it not
saying that that is the case but that could be what I'm with you I think all
2024 is gonna be this it's up it's coming it's up it's coming it's here
you could use it entertainment here and feel the rumblings that have not been announced.
You just hear a lot of chatter, a lot of investigating, a lot of recalling and hearkening back, a lot of recalibrating.
There's a lot going on out there, all 2024.
I told you.
I got a call.
I told you I got a call I told you I've gotten a few calls as well not
pertaining to myself just to make that clear and not pertaining to you yeah I got a call from
somebody that we all know and the girl was like yo I'm about to and I'm like yo and I know for
absolute certainty the dude did not sexually assault the woman, but she's saying, yo, he played mental games on me to where he's now liable for something.
And I'm going to sue him.
And I'm like, yo, what?
For mental games?
Yeah.
Like, yo, he was married.
He was lying.
He was leading me astray.
I'm like, yo, dog, people get lied to every day.
And she's like, yo, well, either I'm going to get money from him
or I'm going to make the suit go public and sell my story.
I swear, this is what the girl told me last week.
I came in and told you about it.
Because we know the girl.
You know the girl, too.
All right.
No, no, no.
I'm not saying none of them.
Some of them don't know her.
But yeah, dawg.
So I think with that, it's duck season.
Are those the calls that you're getting?
In the same ballpark.
In the same ballpark of people just weighing options.
And it got me mad because I know for absolute certainty
that the dude did not physically force him.
Like, they were going to the Bahamas.
They was going on trips.
You know what I'm saying?
She told me that she was messing with old boy.
So I was just like, yo, that's nasty.
I want to give an opinion,
but shit, I was home trying to recall
some shit on some bitches.
Get yours, King.
Yeah.
There's a few of them
that didn't treat me all the way right.
There's some liars out there.
Yeah, nah.
It was something that...
They got some guap.
That's the problem.
One way to find out.
See, that's the problem. The I think yeah I might spend more trying to
get the suit started get you some money man no I'm not gonna get you get that
money man I'm not gonna do that too stupid boy I do think that it turns out
hey though as it turns out women are not accepting uh i've been sexually abused from men
about women as a reason for cheating
please please i'm sorry what yeah you got it if you cheated on your girl you can't tell your girl
that you were taken advantage of and sexually abused. It's not going to fly.
Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Okay, got it. I see what you're saying.
It's never going to fly. No.
Too nasty.
You tried it? Oh, shit. 100%.
You would be the kook
that'd be like, yo, but she took it.
I had to try it.
I know. I had to try it. I hear you, bro.
Could've worked. Daughter had a case. I bet.
I did have a case, but I mean, girls got feelings, so you just got to submit to that.
You don't have a case.
No.
Even if it's true, you don't got a case.
I think once the coin flip on the other side, and we joking about it, but I think if a couple
of them start catching that, they'll slow that shit down a little bit.
Yeah, we need to even odds. I'm telling you.
It's not going to be the same. Society
not going to look at it the same. I ain't talking
about society. I'm talking about
things like, oh shit. Wait.
In 2005.
Once they start looking at it like, yo, I didn't do
this and you suing me?
And you start to realize,
oh shit, that's what that
means. Oh yeah, hold up.
That's what I'm talking about. Give me that whole link tree.
Come on.
Come on.
Deep pop, too.
Give it up.
I want the leggings.
All of that shit in the link tree.
I want all that shit.
I want the YouTube.
I want the fucking.
Only fans.
The Fence Chenova code.
The Fence stuff.
The Fence Chenova The Fensha Nova code
Yeah
Come on
Oh man
That's crazy
Alright prayers to all involved
Indeed
Yeah
True
Wanna talk about T.D. Jakes
At all
I was gonna ask
I mean bro
While we're here
We just rolling down the street
Mel
I'm not comfortable
Talking about T.D. Jakes
because it's all fucking crazy speculation.
Nobody fucking knows anything.
Somebody made a fucking report on a blog
and now we're discussing it like it's actual fact.
It's fucking weird.
It's weird.
It's weird.
I found myself sounding like Joe when I heard about that shit.
She switched up. She was on the other side. How am I switching up? I like that. You stepped up Cause you know You was a part of the other side She did joke
She switch up
You was on the other side
How am I switching up?
But I like that
You stepped me a shit up
You did
No that's good
You was on the other side of that
You was
Quoting shit that blog said
But now you against it
Yeah
You was coming in with cock sources
Big M.E.L.
That's fire now
Like nah
I ain't rolling with y'all
Reverse
Reverse
I felt like Joe
Where he be like
Yo who are these niggas
Swallowed up
Have you ever been swallowed up?
Huh?
Have you gone through a time of swallowing where everything was overwhelming and you
I would have been swallowed up.
Have you ever been swallowed up?
Who's that, T.D.
Jakes?
Have you gone through a time of swallowing where everything was overwhelming and you
knew your bag?
You're talking about have you ever been overwhelmed where it just felt like someone was swallowing you?
Why you got to say it like that, though?
I feel like there is no good potting without speculation.
I know you went through a little time recently.
You just got to know who to speculate on.
It was a little.
Goddamn, where's my gun Fuck
My water gun
Oh okay
Okay
Ain't gonna get my man chained up up here
Just saying shit
Do y'all think that T.D. Jakes
Was wildin'
No I don't think so
Was that a free call?
I'm going to make you say it.
Yeah.
Was the bottom feeder, what do they call him?
A power bottom.
No, I don't think so, man.
Oh, shit.
I don't think so.
That's disgusting, too.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Where do you even get this?
Bring me up to speed.
I learned what some of the terms mean, but how are you a...
What are you asking me?
What is a power bottom? What is the power bottle?
What is the accusation?
No.
The accusation is that he's outside.
With a man?
Antoine, can you just shut the fuck up?
Yo, let me ask, dog.
What are you talking about?
You nigga, I don't know what you...
How the fuck we gonna sit in here and talk about some shit
that we don't know what to talk about?
Just let it breeze on by then.
Yo.
Get swallowed up.
Yo, what the fuck?
Yo, man.
You can't comment on T.D. Jakes and shit.
You're right, you're right.
Touchdown, Jakes.
That nigga scored.
Too deep.
Oh, shit.
Too deep. Too deep, Jakes. Come on, Park. You deep. Oh, shit. Too deep.
Too deep.
Too deep, Jakes.
Come on, Barks.
You went too far, yo.
Yo, you said that about a black man.
Don't do that.
I don't stand with this.
Are you asking what a power bottom is?
Yes.
A power bottom.
Yo, can y'all shut the fuck up and focus on two dick drinks.
What?
Go ahead, man. Oh, shit. Go ahead, man.
Oh, my God.
Nah, man.
Okay.
Do you still want to know what it is?
No.
Okay.
No.
All right.
I'm going to leave that one alone.
Let me go on Google, yo.
Yeah, I'm going on Urban Dictionary or something.
If the nigga on the bottom is 300 pounds, then that's power.
Essentially, that's exactly right.
Oh, shit.
No, but...
That is essentially...
If I look down
and T.D. Jakes is down there,
nigga, you gotta use
like, surprise.
Y'all not funny enough
for me to play. I'm out of here.
I'm waiting for Ice's urban...
I got the...
Pull it up.
Go ahead.
Do you need me to read it,
or are you okay over there?
You got it.
Go ahead, Ice.
All right.
Now I understand, too, after this.
It says, similar to a bottom,
but in a specific variety.
A power bottom tends to be in charge
and feels most powerful
when bottoming.
Yes.
Okay.
You know how like
when you used to buy the Huffy
with the different gears?
One of them was
with the subwoofer.
Your man had the regular Huffy.
It just only did this.
But when you hit the little gear up here,
you feel the power and it gets just, you know what I mean?
Like that.
It's like the-
Barks, you will go to hell for two big jigs.
Yeah, you done.
You are out of here, buddy, for Christmas.
It's like reverse cowboy.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like the jig challenge.
It's like what they're doing with the jig challenge.
Where they're putting the camera
on the ceiling.
Wait, y'all have a Jig reverse cowboy?
All right, y'all.
Wait, I'm asking.
You just got this shit done.
Your shit is beautiful, niggas.
Oh, shit.
It's the power of our power.
That nigga's a power
wherever you put him.
Power top, side.
This nigga is an idiot, son.
Holy shit, yo.
No, no, no.
Don't play drop.
He's turning around.
This shit's sitting.
What's wrong with you, son?
What's wrong with your man?
I'm trying to stay honest completely.
When that nigga hit the spin on him.
Have you ever had the time of swan?
TDJs came back.
Stop.
Take it off.
I didn't even know there was a such thing as reverse cowboy.
I didn't know that.
I mean, if there's reverse cowgirl.
I think I touched it up.
I said reverse cow.
I never even thought of a boy.
That thought don't make me venture into.
What would it be if a boy did this?
At all.
I never went there from there.
Damn.
You just taught me something.
Oh, shit.
Mel, nigga, have a reverse cowboy on you?
No, no.
Haven't had a fight.
Is that a thing straight men do?
That would be quite an angle.
How could a straight man do that?
You could, but your shit's going to be bent all the time.
No, you can't.
What?
You can't.
You could, but it's...
You could.
It don't sound comfortable.
How?
I don't know, nigga.
You just got done.
You got to bend your shit down a little bit.
You just got done up.
A little bit?
Yeah, she got to go in that...
Angle.
You.
Yeah.
You got to be...
Yeah, you got to...
Some nigga's shit is crooked. Oh, my God yeah, you gotta. Some nigga's shit is crooked.
Oh my God, this is bad.
Some nigga's shit is, some nigga's shit is, is you-y.
I'm saying, my shit got a little hook to it.
All right.
All right.
Yo.
Yo, you know what I mean?
Yo.
Yeah, sure, you bugging right now.
Yo, nigga, you talking about reverse cowboy.
You walked him into that, man.
You bugging, but he's talking about his dick around us. You, nigga, do Nigga, you talking about reverse cowboy. You walked him into that, man. You bugging, but you talking about his dick around us.
Nigga, do you know what you talk about?
I don't want to know your shit got a hook.
That's why you was diagonal that day.
Captain!
That's why you was standing slanted off the side of the bed.
I'm like, damn, what the fuck you doing?
Is he setting an alarm clock or some shit?
Oh, wait, what?
Oh, he's fucking.
Oh, shit.
Hey, whatever does it.
I think I had some different angle with this shit.
You was killing it.
This thing is an idiot.
You was killing it.
You was killing it.
Yo, pause all of that.
Don't tell me I was killing nothing, yo.
Reverse cowboy.
Fuck this road, you, yo.
That is disgusting, dog. Reverse cowboy. Fuck this road, you, yo. That is disgusting, dog.
Reverse cowboy.
I don't even like reverse cowgirl,
but I've said that before.
I hate it.
No, that's a great one.
Yeah, that's a great one.
Most overrated position in the world.
You good on it?
Yeah, I don't fuck with that.
What?
You crazy as a...
I'm shocked.
No, let me tell you,
every girl can do it.
That's what happens.
That's true.
You need an athlete up there.
You find somebody that can... I like. Every girl can do it. That's what happens. That's true. You need an athlete up there. You find somebody that can...
I like the girls that can do it.
Tell your niggas off camera.
Nah, man.
Old girl?
Yeah, yeah.
Look back at who?
Old girl?
Old girl who?
Your list is illustrious.
That don't narrow it down.
No, old girl.
You know what I'm talking about?
There's only two guesses you need.
Oh, yeah. That little reverse count. I ain't girl. We know what I'm talking about. There's only two guesses you need. Oh, yeah.
That little reverse count, I ain't never get it, but I seen it.
And I was like, wow.
I mean, like, isn't the view a little worse?
Oh, wow.
Imani.
Imani.
Who you talking about?
Oh, shoot it?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, no, I seen that.
I did, yeah.
When he said that, he's like, OK, I get it.
That one I've seen.
I'm not going to hold you.
She got up on her toes. It looked like she was born in Wisconsin. Oh, yeah, no, I've seen that. I said, yeah. When he said that, it's like, okay, I get it. That one I've seen. I'm not going to hold you.
She got up on her toes once.
It looked like she was born in Wisconsin.
I don't like.
Montana.
It gets busy.
Cowgirl.
Like, yeah, she looked like she grew up in North Dakota.
She gets busy on the cowgirl.
And you still added the names.
Yeah, she don't play.
So I think, but in my experience, some girls just can't do it.
So it don't really be,
it don't feel the best,
it don't look the best.
But when you get somebody
to know how to do it.
At 40 plus, yo,
just come on.
Yo, putting together
the orgies.
That's even better.
No.
You ain't gotta work.
I hate that.
Nah.
I hate that.
I don't want that.
What?
I'm good, bro.
I want this.
And a nice one
start licking on your feet.
Oh, man, yo.
That's disgusting.
You're a freak.
Nothing about that sounds pleasurable. Yo, you really a freak, man. That's disgusting. You're a freak-ass boy.
You're really a freak.
Nothing about that sounds good.
You are nastier than me.
You are nastier than me.
You're vanilla, so that don't say nothing.
You better.
You're uber vanilla, so that don't say nothing.
So what?
I'm not.
All right, I'll take your word for it.
What I'm telling you is, so if you said a chick reverse cowgirl.
You want her to reverse cowgirl
and then lick your feet? I didn't tell her to do that.
She just did it on the spot.
Am I lying? No, you're not.
Anytime you...
Not I.
You lick feet now? No.
No, I do not. What if you had nice feet?
Word.
Have you ever done a reverse cowgirl at all?
Of course.
I mean, I don't know.
Of course, duh.
You used to go, you know.
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Ma'am.
Don't call her ma'am.
Yo, setting up the orgy and being like, yo, what is T.D. Jakes doing right now?
It's crazy.
Yo, stop commenting.
What's that white guy that got the shirt out there?
Old Steve.
Stop.
Before we fry your ass up.
Leave T.D.J.
He's a freak ass boy.
Leave T.D.J.'s name out your mouth.
And what if you, what if T.D.J., what if you call him to start with prayer?
Like bless the room for us.
I don't want to talk about that.
A little holy water.
All right.
Bless these hands in holes.
Before we get, yeah, before we get into this.
God, please forgive me.
This freak off.
I'm surrounded by heathens.
Oh, man. Oh, shit. Some tell me he's unru into this freak off. God, please forgive me. I'm surrounded by heathens. Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Some tell me he's unruly at the freak off, too.
What's up with you, bro?
Let it go.
I wouldn't be inviting fat niggas to my freak off.
Them niggas come in and just want to take up
the space in the room.
And they the ones that get naked first for some reason.
How you did that?
How you did that?
Why you looking at me for a minute?
I was looking around the room.
Yo, man, why the fuck you looked at me when he said that?
Everyone kind of looked at you for a minute.
I'm sorry.
Oh, yeah, I did?
Yeah.
You get naked first.
No, I don't.
You're the first person to ever get naked up here, so.
I want y'all to keep T.D. Jake's name out of those rumors.
Yes, I'm sorry.
Unless you have some hardcore truth.
So that can be the podcast topic for the
next five months you could DM it if you do
stupid not TV nah that's at the freak off
TD India he was some y'all means maybe I don't think he with the bros he probably thug a nigga to get on top too
like that's what power me he's not gonna use my strength
reading that definition I had questions but I ain't gonna hold you I was just if
he on the bottom using this trip he directed wrestling music I am a real American
fight for the rights of every man
TD down here
put the American flag towel When it hurts inside. Da, da, da, da, da.
Something wrong with y'all.
TD come in with the glasses, with the Bluetooth.
He got the music playing.
They got braces now.
You got a hell of an imagination, bro.
If you coming to freak off with your own Bluetooth player,
you got a little Monica playing with that.
He setting the vibes.
I don't think Monica is power bottom music.
Oh, my God.
What is power bottom music?
I think he's right.
I think you got to have some hardcore fucking... ACDC.
Metallica.
You know the fucking vibes. Comeica. You know the fucking vibes.
Come on.
You got to get hype.
Some little club music.
A little EDM.
Get on the donkey.
When I picked your power bottle.
Get on the donkey.
Come on, Ish.
Don't touch me, nigga.
Get the fuck away from me, you fuck.
Where you got that from, you sicko?
Get on the donkey!
Get on the donkey.
What type of old song is that from the 60s?
That's a song.
The donkey.
Come on, you fucked my mic up.
No, I didn't, nigga.
That was dope.
Oh, man.
Fix my mic, Paul.
Oh, man.
Yo, yo, yo.
That's how the power bottom talk that's stupid yo
when I hear power bottom
I went to my dad house
he got a dog that's dying
and a cat
and a brand new young cat that's full of energy
and can fight
fucking the whole house up
they at the phase where the dog will try to go jump on the cat who's tougher than the
dog.
And then the cat get on his back and go to war.
I'm like, oh, shit.
On your back.
You could really be.
Jiu-Jitsu.
You could really be getting busy.
Yeah.
TV legs.
Come here, nigga.
No.
Yo, you know, we have a whole bunch of Christian supporters.
They're getting at you, yeah.
Leave.
Yo.
Leave.
Stop listening.
They're getting at you, too.
Christmas is a wild week for this accusation to come across the table.
The biggest Christian holiday.
I know.
He was about to do his thing.
There's another wild rumor out there about Tyler Perry that I won't read.
Okay.
But I did read it.
In line?
Any thoughts?
I read it. line hmm in line with this current subject matter
oh yeah gotcha yeah good old bucket and the great words of Houdini. Freaks come out! Oh shit. Houdini didn't say that.
Just they didn't. Who said it?
Who said it? Nigga you said it. Houdini the group?
You wouldn't. I think about Houdini the magician.
The brains come chow-nang-nang.
The brains come chow-nang-nang.
He know all the white dialogue.
Hip-hop shit. I thought Houdini
the magician.
Yeah, I think it was lit.
He was lit. He buried acquaintance, too.
You know his quotables?
You know what he said and what he didn't say, nigga.
Oh, man.
What else do I have on my list?
Cameron Diaz says that couples should have different bedrooms.
I saw that.
That should be normalized.
What do you gentlemen think of that?
At first, I was a little taken aback, but the more I thought about it, it wasn't the worst idea.
My grandparents had separate bedrooms. My grandparents got them now. Some logical, rational shit. I told a little taken aback, but the more I thought about it, it wasn't the worst idea. My grandparents had separate bedrooms.
Some logical, rational shit.
I told you about the lady that lives up the street.
Do I know her? No.
Corey don't know her.
What kind of car you got?
She's filthy fucking rich,
but she lives up the street. They got a house.
She built her man.
They got a walkway, and she built
her man a side house. I and she built her man outside house.
I think when you get
ish age
you just spill tea.
No nigga
I'm telling you
the lady's filthy
fucking rich.
So he's got his own crib?
Yes.
In their crib?
That's fucking lit.
Yeah.
Like his own wing.
That's fucking lit.
That's how you stay together.
Oh shit that's crazy.
It's pocket watching
someone that's not in this room.
No I lived next door to them
for a year and a half.
So they're not in this room.
So you just watch them? I didn't know what their budget was. I'm just saying that's what they had. That's why it this room. No, I lived next door to them for a year and a half. So they're not in this room. So you just watch them?
I didn't know what their budget was.
I'm just saying that's what they had.
That's why it's pocket watching.
Because you said she's mad fucking rich.
Don't worry about it.
Anyway.
He keeping track every time.
I think that that shit is fire.
When you been married for 50 years or some shit, get the fuck out.
I need to stretch out.
I think you need your own space.
Or one year.
What's going on?
Niggas be snoring, they wife will send them literally to sleep
in another bedroom. That shit ain't as uncommon
as we think. Or sometimes, let me miss
you.
Let me miss you.
Go sleep under the bridge.
That's why so many motherfuckers ain't make it through the pandemic.
Why?
They was locked in the house together.
When the pandemic started, I ain't want to be here.
Or you realize that shit, we just stuck in the house, got to sit next to each other. They was locked in the house together. When the pandemic started, I ain't want to be here. Nah, but or you realize that shit.
We don't have that.
We just stuck in the house,
got to sit next to each other
every day.
It's just me and you.
I realize I don't like you.
That happened to people too.
I couldn't call my side chick.
I couldn't call my side dude.
I don't really fuck
with you like that.
Work and school
are refuge from you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Now I got to sit here
with your fucking ass for 24 hours?
This is some bullshit.
Get your own bed.
And put it under the bridge.
All on top.
Why are you in here?
Seriously, that's what was happening.
I don't think it's too irrational.
Too irrational.
Shorty be farting in her sleep.
Like, I'm going over here, man.
I'm going right on over here.
I'm going to holler in the morning.
You want eggs?
And then, yeah, come fuck me in my room.
My room going to be more laced than yours.
For sure.
So come fuck me in my room, in our house, and then leave.
We not fucking here.
And then go.
Never fucking here.
I'm going to stay right here, sleep in the wet spot.
I'm going to go over there.
You know what I mean? You good. I'm cool right here sleeping in the wet spot. I'm going to go over there. You know what I mean?
You good.
I'm cool.
Never sleeping in that wet spot.
You hear me?
You hear me?
That's some real nigga shit.
Shout out to y'all
beta niggas out there
sleeping in the wet spot.
Hell yeah.
Some of y'all don't want to
when she make you.
Pussy.
You think it's your duty?
Duty?
No.
You sleep in the wet spot,
don't you?
I don't give a fuck. I like the wet spot. I like all that wet shit, nigga. No one thinks about throwing down a No. You sleep in the wet spot, don't you? I don't give a fuck.
I like the wet spot.
I like all that wet shit, nigga.
No one thinks about throwing down a towel?
I'm sure.
You sleep in the wet spot?
I will sleep right there.
How did I know that I slept in the wet spot?
The whole bed is wet.
No.
No fucking squirters.
You need a bigger bed.
I'm telling you.
What size bed is that?
You need to get the second bed.
The second bed?
Yeah.
Yeah, and put the twins together.
I'm playing my man, bro.
I'm sorry.
I got two beds. I want two beds, man. twins together. I'm playing my man, bro. I'm sorry. Hello, two beds.
I wasn't talking about two beds, man.
You sleep in the wet spot?
Never, nigga.
Fat sex is probably, that's when the whole bed is just like, it don't even matter.
Listen, watch your mouth.
I'm going to let that slide for content, bro.
I'm playing.
I don't sleep in the wet spot.
Now you sleep in the wet spot?
We throw down a towel.
Oh, you prepared to get. Doesn't that just make sense? How wet spot? We throw down a towel. Oh, you prepared to get...
Doesn't that just make sense?
How you doing?
How you doing?
Yeah.
You throw down a towel pre or post?
I have a towel ready.
For what?
For the wet spot.
This is some well-planned out shit you got going on there.
I mean...
It's not wet after you take a bath.
Huh?
Stop looking at me.
I mean, by that... I mean, you put the towel down, you go to sleep.
And then you can deal with it in the morning.
Sleep with a fucking towel.
This makes all the sense in the world to me.
We know it does.
We know it does, man.
He doesn't dribble at all.
He doesn't have any free throws on the season.
He doesn't have any assists, I feel like, but he's getting threes up.
That don't make no sense.
That's the stuff we can't have.
We'll figure it out.
We'll figure it out.
Oh, shit.
Girl logic.
I don't know.
Maybe.
Second bed.
There's only one time I'm putting the towel down for him, and it ain't for that.
And that ain't really my bag.
All three of y'all, shut up.
If y'all talk, we just going to brush by this.
What?
I feel like we should help you right now in this moment.
Go ahead.
You think what you said is cool?
Putting a towel down over the wet spot
am i putting a towel down before sex no not before after okay i said when there's a wet spot
oh oh no no i thought you were talking about like you have the towel ready
so then you get the towel put it over the wet spot, and then sleep on the towel.
Yes.
Okay, that's a little better, but still not cool.
No, that would be fucking weird what you thought.
That's still not cool.
So just sleep in the wet spot just because?
Of pride?
I think that's some weird shit.
You did it.
Huh?
No, I have a towel ready.
I have a big, fluffy, dry towel ready for the wet spot.
Fluffy, dry.
Gotcha. Gotcha. Gotcha. Okay. Respect. Indeed. have a big fluffy dry towel ready for the wet spot fluffy dry gotcha gotcha gotcha okay respect you can tell when niggas ain't fucking a lot boy god damn i've always done that
he ran right out of there. Nope. Because I'm considerate. Nope.
Young Thug's dead. Nope, nope.
Ish.
Okay.
You're considerate?
Yeah, so there isn't a conversation as to who's going to sleep in the wet spot and the
expectation that the guy's going to sleep in the wet spot.
Like, let's lay the towel down.
And you volunteer.
Nice of you.
Gotcha.
And so nobody's sleeping in the wet spot
because it's a big, fluffy, dry towel.
Gotcha.
Do a beat.
You lay it across?
So it covered the whole bed.
You lay it across so he got to feel the towel too?
How big is your wet spot?
What the fuck?
Oh.
Y'all are weird.
Oh, never mind.
Oh, shit.
That was my question.
That's what I was trying to get to without asking you.
Oh, all right.
Is the whole bed soaked?
Girl, I mean, all women are not.
Shut up.
Don't be talking to me.
Two of them themselves just squirted.
That much.
Everybody's not.
It's all.
Oh, oh.
Oh, oh, oh.
Don't.
What's wrong?
Oh, it's you and your ass. Because you had a little cough for a couple months, oh, don't. What's wrong? Oh, it's you with your ass.
Because you had a little cough for a couple months too, Aki.
But it's cool.
You know, I feel like Mamel.
I feel...
Yeah, have a...
All right.
Oh, shit.
Go ahead.
Cameron Diaz.
All right, we did that.
Let's see.
Young Thug's dad is off Lil Baby.
Really?
What's the context?
I don't understand.
He did an interview.
They said, what do you think about Lil Baby saying whatever he said?
And Young Thug's dad was like, Lil Baby ain't showed up.
He ain't showed up.
He ain't did one of the court appearance.
He don't know.
Nothing is going on with this case or anything shut up basically what he mean yeah that's what he told me you should shut up they was asking what he
thought about little babies saying kind of a rat and shit like that okay and he's
I have a question thought I'm gonna tell you because I got thoughts I have a question thoughts I'm gonna tell you because
I got thoughts
I have thoughts
but my thoughts
depend on
cause I did see
a couple people say
Thug's dad ain't been
there like that
like he ain't been
at the trial
like I don't know
that part
so are you speaking
from someone who's there
and really know
what's going on
or are you just speaking
you know because
you were interviewed
cause you're his dad
either or that matter no no that does matter cause if you don't know what's going on, or are you just speaking because you were interviewed because you're his dad? Either or.
No, that does matter.
Because if you don't know what you're talking about,
and Thug and Baby is writing what he's saying,
you don't know you're just jumping out saying it
because I'm his pops.
If you Lil Baby,
Lil Baby has been running around
with the mayor of Atlanta, the council people,
the governor, the president, doing philanthropy
work, little baby don't want to get
charged and be looking at time with
them niggas. Okay.
So I'm going to stay over here and
support you as much as I can,
whether financial, whether whatever,
but I don't want to be going in the motherfucking
courtrooms and potentially get pulled into
this shit too. Alright.
Now with that, i wouldn't be
saying nothing then that's not true i'm telling me if i'm trying to distance myself completely
but i could still i'm gonna stay away from it if let's say hypothetically because we don't know
if little baby has real legitimate evidence that gunna did something he necessarily wasn't supposed
to do per baby and he say whatever he say whatever, that's one thing. But I still don't
want to be locked up. I still don't want to
be facing trial with y'all niggas.
We on
different sides. If I'm with you,
I'm staying away from it completely.
If I'm moving a certain way
where I don't want no type of association
with this, I'm not even
going to speak on gunna. I'm not
saying a word. Child of God,
my nigga. He's doing
again, philanthropy work, all that shit.
I don't want to be...
I'm making
political allies over
here so y'all can see me for who I
am. I'm a good guy.
They over there, these are my niggas. I don't want to get
pulled over there with that shit. I'm standing on this
side so that it don't help us if I'm locked up with y'all.
Correct.
Yeah, but he still shouldn't cut.
I wouldn't even speak on none of that.
Nah, no.
If you're not there supporting the niggas and being on the front line, no.
He got too much money to be on the front line.
You got too much money to be calling a nigga a rat.
That's not true.
I don't agree that you got too much money to call him a rat
if you really feel that way.
I'm just saying,
if you are taking these steps
and I want to distance myself
from anything associated
with a Rico case
because it is a Rico,
then distance yourself
completely
and don't say nothing
about it at all.
I hear what you're saying.
Because you're giving people
that's really out there
on the front line
an opportunity to debunk
what you're saying
and to make you look crazy.
Like, oh, you're not really
out here, you're not supporting Just because I go to. Like, oh, you're not really out here.
You're not supporting.
Just because I go to court, that don't mean I'm not being supportive.
That's also true.
Nigga, he might be putting mad.
He might be paying niggas bills.
We don't know what he's doing in support of what's going on.
Whose bills?
Whomever.
Anybody.
I'm just saying.
Can't say anybody.
Okay.
He could be paying lawyer fees.
Didn't they take some of their money?
They froze all this money.
They froze these niggas money.
Like, so we don't know if this nigga. They froze these niggas' money.
So we don't know if this nigga is... He could be paying mortgages.
He could be giving niggas' lawyers money.
He could be doing a whole bunch of supportive stuff.
But I'm just not going in that courtroom
because I don't need no cameras in my face.
I don't need to raise no eyebrows like, yo.
Correct.
Tie him in.
I don't want to do that.
And in that, I'm talking in circles, but in that, I'm not saying nothing about gunning either because what does it do to do that and in that I'm talking in circles
but in that
I'm not saying nothing
about Gunna either
because what does it do
it ties you in that
now it attaches you to it
in that sense
just leave it alone
if you're staying away from it
gotcha
that's it
do y'all have anything
to throw at me
sure
we were going down
your list initially
I know
like we should take a break
from that now
okay I'll throw it to you guys Sure, we were going down your list initially. I know. Like, we should take a break from that now. Okay.
I'll throw it to you guys.
Well, you do play fantasy football.
Unfortunately, you lost in the playoffs this week.
Michael Rappaport is one of your fantasy football members.
He's been really vocal of Kanye as of late.
What do you feel about his comments about Kanye?
I don't listen to anything Michael Rappaport has to say.
Okay.
Not publicly.
Gotcha.
Anybody else?
I think he was out of line speaking on Kanye's moms.
And let me say, I didn't hear what he said.
I don't know what he said.
Gotcha.
Is it recorded?
It's recorded.
That's what he does for all day.
He goes on and just start yelling at the screen about whatever is happening in culture.
He'll just give his take on it.
Does it have anything to do with Israel right now?
Because he's very pro-Israel, and I know that Kanye's been accused of anti-Semitism.
So is that what it has to do with?
It's all tied in.
It's all tied in.
Yeah, it's tied in.
But he goes on.
He makes a rant, and then he says that Kanye's mother, Donda,
would be ashamed of her right now.
And he's calling his mother by first name.
Oh, that's crazy.
You had a lie.
And I just think that you need to get punched in the face.
You had a lie.
Like, I'm going to just keep it a buck.
Like, sometimes people, they overstep drastically.
Like, fam, don't say nothing about my mother.
Don't say nothing.
Like, you don't know my mother.
You get too comfortable, and then you overstep.
And that's what happens.
That's what this is.
This is an example of someone getting too comfortable being able to just say whatever, and now you overstep.
And Michael Rappaport.
I'm not going to go that far.
That's what it is.
Michael Rappaport has been a supporter of our culture, right?
Like, I don't think anybody could say Michael Rappaport is not.
His wife is black.
No, that's my point.
So what I'm saying is, but you still, nigga, can overstep your boundaries.
That's what I meant by getting too comfortable.
You can still overstep your boundaries.
I agree that there's a such thing as overstepping your boundaries, but I also agree in all this fear in love and war.
So if we warring and we going back and forth, then the gloves are off and some things that may normally be out of bounds, I may say.
I'm not trying to shoot him bail
because I don't know
enough about this,
but I know Kanye
went on his platform
and said,
or TMZ,
and said,
Michael Rappaport
is whatever he said about him.
So.
I didn't know that part.
Yeah.
Kanye put.
This was before or after
the Rappaport shit?
I can't say
because I don't know
what Michael Rappaport's
comments were
or when he said it.
You sure it was before?
I'm like 90.
They've had a thing back and forth.
It don't even really matter.
They for years have had something there.
But Kanye recently on TMZ was like, yo, you want to see what a racist is?
Go to Michael Rappaport's TikTok.
Let me spell it for you.
Michael Rappaport.
So, I mean, however he chooses to respond.
I get it. I wouldn't do that about somebody's mom. let me spell it for you Michael Rappaport so I mean however he chooses to respond all this fear and love
I wouldn't do that
about somebody's mom
rest in peace
to Donda West
even with what you're saying
you are absolutely correct
now the second
there's a line to cross
when you step past
a certain line
now you gotta be prepared
to deal with whatever
comes with that too
I also think that line
that we talking about
is a cultural thing
it is
it's very much
a cultural thing
and you know what
that culture is based on violence so we know in our neighborhoods that we
grow up in once you say certain shit once you do something violence is a potential is an option
it's consequence you should recourse you should be prep yourself yes you should be prepared now
that's not always the case But it could be the case
So when you start
Talking about somebody
My nigga when I was young
You couldn't play mother games
I don't know if Kanye
Could be that Michael Rapaport
Maybe not
I didn't say he can't
Oh okay
What I'm saying is
When I was young
You couldn't
Niggas didn't play mother games
You said something about
Somebody's mother
You got punched in your face
You gotta be ready
To fight for it
There's new generations
Oh your mother was
Sucking my
Like these kids play like that
When I was young
We didn't play like that So when you said these kids play like that. When I was young, we didn't play like that.
So when you said.
No, we did play like that.
It was just consequence.
Yeah.
We did play,
mother jokes.
Yeah.
We made them probably.
No, no, no, no.
It was mother jokes.
Your mother's so fat.
That was funny.
They've advanced.
But when you start talking
about niggas' mothers
and private parts.
Seven, nigga.
You know what I'm saying?
Shit like that,
it was a different ball game.
So now when you start
talking about niggas' kids,
niggas' mothers
and all of that shit,
my deceased mother, you know what I'm saying, that everybody in the world says that I took
extremely hard, it fucked with my mental health, it fucked with my emotional stability.
Rappaport's Jewish, right?
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay.
You get what I'm saying?
So you got to just be prepared for whatever consequences could come along.
Hopefully no violence comes from that, but I just think he was out of line
bringing up somebody's moms.
I agree with you.
Especially somebody's deceased mom.
Yeah.
That shit ain't cool.
That was the thing in school.
Like, it'll be mother jokes,
everybody played it,
but then it's...
The two niggas who motherless was passed away
when you cried your jokes.
Yeah, you didn't even go there.
It's all right.
I got something
so I was just on spaces
with JB TV
TV community shouted to them
and they asked me a question that I want to ask you
they asked me
who was my favorite interview
on the pod this year
who was your favorite interview
this year and why
Dr. Umar nobody knows about that interview just yet on the pod this year who is your favorite interview this year and why dr umar
nobody knows about that interview just yet they will they will and this is great promo look at
you boy you nice they'll see it plan on ruining some christmases bright and early 8 a.m nice and
early congregate get together and cut this one while your family is there too
especially if it's a mixed family some white people in the house
dr umar was a favorite for me he had a lot of just education a lot of facts just a lot of names and
books and he was just amazing and my favorite thing about that interview is you know it's just
my friend for a long time so i didn't want to act different in front of company I
wanted to keep it cool so I didn't do my normal agitate instigate provoke I
didn't do that at all and it still went the way it went I that was my favorite
part of these one of these one of my favorite people that we've had on the show.
We didn't know, because we've only seen him on camera.
We didn't know the personable side of him.
I think that's that, yeah.
He was mad silly.
He was mad funny.
He was jokey.
He was comedic.
All of those things off camera and on camera.
Yeah.
That's dope.
You know what I'm saying?
We never saw him be like, what, Philly and this bitch? We never saw that when it came to Dr.. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? We never saw him be like, what, Philly and this bitch?
Like, we never saw that when it came to Dr. Umar.
You get what I'm saying?
So to see that side of him was refreshing.
Even in teasing me, he like, come on, my brother.
Like, it was silly.
It was funny.
I think the interview was dope.
Killer Mike was dope.
Yeah.
Coach Roy for me.
That was my favorite.
Coach Roy.
Killer Mike was also fire.
Killer Mike was dope. Tyrese was dope, too. That's my favorite. Coach Roy. Killer Mike was also fun. Killer Mike was dope.
Tyrese was dope too.
I think those three.
Coach Roy was mine.
What about anybody else?
Flip, favorite?
None.
Everybody was good.
Okay.
No favorite?
No.
How would he know?
Mel?
No, no, hold on.
He clocked out as soon as the guest come.
His phone looking all stupid in the face.
How would he know?
Why would you say that?
I'm sorry.
Do I look stupid on the phone?
I mean, you can change the camera view.
You know that.
Oh, oh.
Exactly.
I was thinking about that, too, sitting here.
You're not in charge of the camera view.
I was thinking about that.
It's not your content house.
Is there something at play here?
If I'm on my phone and the camera's showing on me,
is there something at play?
You can easily change the view.
Do you think about that?
Nah, because you want to expose me that I'm on the phone.
I like it.
You shouldn't be on the phone,
and they shouldn't tell me that you're on a tweet rant.
I am.
While we're actually recording.
I am.
I was, and I am, and I stand in it.
Got that from the battle rappers.
Good to know.
That's good to know.
Got that from the battle rappers. That's good to know's good to know. Got that from the battle rappers.
That's good to know right there.
They started doing that.
What?
Live tweeting.
You think because you keep going to Ian's house,
then Ian can save you.
I don't want nobody to save me, man.
Listen, I'm not going to sit up.
I don't want to really talk about it,
but I'm not, you know,
sometimes when you sit here,
and I think Isha and Dr. Umar had a great back and forth.
I was just looking.
I had really nothing to say.
A lot of times in the interviews, had a great back and forth. I was just looking, I had really nothing to say. And I was,
a lot of times in the interviews,
I'm sitting here looking like a,
a dun-dun-dun-dun.
I think,
look,
no,
let's speak to that.
I think that,
regardless,
and I think this is what
the Joe Button Podcast does,
and we have done,
especially with some of our guests.
We have our guests,
the other side that people don't see,
show.
So everybody's human, dog.
Niggas got kids,
niggas got mothers, families,
whatever the case may be.
So I don't care if it's the hardest
or the hardest gangster rapper
killing nigga,
but he got a daughter.
You know what I'm saying?
So again, he's relatable,
he's reachable in that moment. You know what I'm saying? So again, he's relatable. He's reachable in that moment.
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah.
So Stephen A. Smith came up here.
The whole first hour maybe of the Stephen A. Smith interview,
we didn't talk sports.
True.
You get what I'm saying?
So to flip to Mel or Ice or me or Joe,
if it's somebody that come up here that may not be something
that we are knowledgeable
about their field,
they still a human being
and we all got human attributes
and things that tie us together.
So they are still relatable
and interchangeable things
that we can discuss.
Sure.
You know what I'm saying?
And like you said,
that's where it shines
because there was artists
that came up here for interviews
and you could tell
on the walk-in.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
That was wrong.
Go ahead.
You could tell on the walk-in they didn't want to be, my bad. That was wrong. Go ahead. You could tell on the walk-in,
they didn't want to be here.
They didn't want to be here.
Completely guarded.
Sure.
Cold as ice.
No pun intended.
Don't want to...
Well, maybe not wanting to be here,
but just very hesitant and scared.
No, it was niggas that did not want to be here.
Be perfectly clear.
They did not want to be here.
And within 30 minutes,
they laughing, hugging you,
jumping on you, kicking you. that they get here and they'll
like they'll let you know off the rip you I got a flight I got to be in out of
here in exactly 20 minutes little we gotta fly at 7 o'clock flight it's 650
they like man fuck that's like Joe so what you were saying that like you know
your dog you know you gotta fly you gotta get about it so you just say you
just say no this is happened more than once.
This ain't been one time.
Do you guys have anything else on this?
I would say whoever.
I gave my answer.
Mine was Coach Roy.
Coach Roy was good.
Coach Roy was the best.
Killer Mike was my favorite.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
Y'all weren't here for that one either.
I wish I was here for the Umar shit.
I seen him telling me I was running from Umar.
I was like, why?
That was good.
He was dope.
It was good.
It was informative.
Yeah, I wish I was here
for that one.
It was dope.
Boom, boom, boom.
Yeah, I heard you
playing the music.
What's up?
That's it?
What's it?
Oh, oh.
I'm getting nervous
when that come on.
Who on the trial, nigga?
Okay, I have a question
for you guys.
I'm hoping it's not too sensitive.
Find the humor in it.
But this is a real situation.
So I was talking to a girlfriend of mine,
and her father passed away years ago,
and her mom has a very poppin' social life.
You gotta have a life, too.
I mean, she's poppin'.
And she has started dating.
And one of the gentlemen, let me not say one of.
I know her.
She was basically saying that she is dating one of her deceased husband's friends.
And I was like, you know, that seems to be kind of like a common occurrence.
It's not that rare. It's not that rare.
It's not as rare as people would think.
You know, it's not as, you know, taboo as people would think.
Because I know a couple of situations where the husband passes away and the woman ends up getting with one of his, you know, closest friends.
And so I was going to ask you guys, you know, like, if your mom,
if you was in the same situation
and she passed away,
or your father passed away,
would you prefer your mom
to date a total stranger?
Don't pop my mom over, yo.
Ayo.
Yo, dog.
I was like, what's your dad's bestie?
I was like, that's what that question was going to pop.
No, nobody popped.
No, listen, listen, listen.
Mom got a life.
She got a life outside of you.
I would prefer for it to be a stranger.
Hell yeah.
Me too.
Your own comfort level?
Yes.
Come on.
Yeah.
Mom, I'm selfish.
Because I'm going to think
it was some bullshit going on way beforehand.
Yes.
Even if they never acted on it.
You liked moms
while you was friends with my dad.
Yeah.
You was looking at my mother ass
when you was coming over here
and my father drinking beers.
You was just waiting.
You going to fix that nigga.
Nah.
No, thank you. Fuck out of gonna fix that nigga nah no thank you
fuck outta here nigga
like no
my mother gotta be celibate
from now on nigga
I don't give a fuck
I'm hating
no to answer your question
yeah I would prefer
my mother just went
and found some old
I don't want Uncle Roger
now busting my wife
I don't know if I want
the weird guy at the crib
though either
but he don't gotta be weird
he gotta be a cool
new dude
good person
he just don't have to be
that nigga that new pops
I don't want
that was my pops man
you carry pops casket
my nigga
you was a pallbearer
and now you trying
to bury something else
in my mouth
you buried it
you stuck Paul in my
nah
hell nah
I'm good
even if I pass away
I don't want my mans
fucking my wife
if I die
at all
what if they're too old
to be fucking
so they're just having a
they're just companions they're just having a... They're just companions.
They're just friends.
Y'all better follow each other
on Facebook or something.
I will haunt the companion
in my mother, nigga.
Nigga, I will haunt
them niggas forever.
I'm with you, Flip.
I'm in there flipping shit over
while y'all sleep.
Like he said,
I'm going to think some shit.
I'm going to start thinking
some shit while I'm dead.
You're not going to be
thinking shit.
No, I'm going to think it.
What if it's your homeboy
that is just a good stand-up,
good dude?
Fuck that nigga.
Go find you another
woman then.
Fuck that.
Yo, you stupid, son.
Nah, I ain't rolling.
And if my kids
allow that shit,
I'm on their ass too
in their dreams.
You're going to come back
and haunt the entire family?
Yeah.
Everybody.
This nigga's an idiot, yo.
I'm 100% with you.
Nah, your mother
might have been the side. You know what I mean?% with you Your mother might have been the side
You know what I mean?
She might have had Roscoe on the side
Uncle Roger
He might have been busting her the whole time
Who is Roscoe?
Everybody
Who is Roscoe?
That is the go-to fucking name
Roscoe, everything
Real quick
How you think the side chick children feel
When they get older
And have to realize that
their moms is a side chick?
Seen that.
And niggas fight.
Those be the ones that fight a lot.
Who they fighting?
Who they fighting?
They fighting in school.
No, them niggas be angry.
Fighting in school.
You talking about them little angry niggas?
Them little niggas angry.
Nigga, daddy wasn't in the house for real, nigga.
For real, they brothers be down.
You never seen two niggas that was brothers or sisters in the school that don't really fuck with each other? Yeah. You start to have a way to beat it, nigga. For real, they brothers be down? You never seen two niggas that was brothers or sisters in the school that don't really
fuck with each other?
Yeah.
You start to get old enough to learn how to do some math.
One of them getting better Christmas gifts than the other.
It's next.
It's one of they fathers broking and the other one ain't.
You got new sneakers.
Them just came out.
You got those.
That's some wild shit.
Props for them.
It's not a situation befitting of myself. If them just came out, you got those? That's some wild shit. Pops bought them.
It's not a situation befitting of myself.
But what, well, nobody in here. In fact, my man was having a conversation.
He was talking about buying Christmas gifts.
And he asked me, would it be fucked up if he bought his side a better Christmas gift than his chick?
Oh, that's a good question.
That happened before.
You did that?
No.
Oh, shit.
No.
No, nigga.
Yo, I was in the spot
and they would talk about that.
That's foul.
That's foul.
Some of these sides be solid,
my nigga.
Like, yo.
So why not replace the solid
with the side?
Whoa, whoa.
No, no. No, no, no. I just side checked them. So why not replace the solid with the side? Whoa, whoa. No, no.
No, no, no.
All right.
Use the side for a reason.
And I said this a long time ago.
The side holds a lot of power in your relationship, bro.
Right.
Because they ain't snitching.
At any moment, she can blow all this shit up.
Nah.
Some of these sides got bell money.
Some of them sides hold a lot of power. They gave you the down payment for the house that you
live in with your mane.
Some of these sides be solid
solid. Hell have no fury
like an angry side woman. No, but they don't
go see your wife in public and give her the look
or nothing. Nah, it's solid.
She got some solid side pieces.
That's why she holds the power, because what
if she want to go see your wife in public and start giving her looks?
You got cornbread, nigga, and you got soggy plantains.
Which one you want?
Or there's a side.
You know what I'm saying?
What?
I'm just saying.
There's good sides out there.
He went across the table.
No, for real.
He went over to Caribbean.
You got cornbread.
What the fuck?
There's some clean cornbread.
Right, boss?
You don't care.
There's some good cornbread.
Cornbread travels better than the plantain.
There we go.
The boss understands why.
He doesn't dribble at all.
He doesn't have any free throws on the season.
He doesn't have any assists.
The sidekick.
He's getting threes up.
This nigga said cornbread and soggy rice.
That's the stuff we can't have.
Frustrated.
I think we'll figure it out.
Word.
What the fuck is you talking about, yo?
Nah, I think it depends on what side.
Because it's sides that you just popping. but it's sides that y'all...
I'm talking about them there sides.
Yeah.
What is it?
That you just popping.
That's not a side chick.
Appetizer?
Yeah, that's an hors d'oeuvre or some shit.
That ain't a side chick.
Nah, I think it depends on the relationship between the two people.
We sound like horny uncles.
Nah.
Dog, I think that's a woman thing, too.
Some of these side niggas hold it down for these chicks better than they mean.
Yeah.
Hey, as a former side nigga who was holding it down better than they mean, he's right.
Yeah.
Dog, a lot of people, the side relationship really be better than home.
That's what it does.
You just can't leave home because of the kids, the mortgage, whatever,
but side relationship be stronger.
I'm just taking the time to let the Reddit
people know that this is not me talking about
being a side nigga and cheating. They always put it
on me. They put it right on me.
Really?
Suck my dick, nigga.
No, no, I've been. I've been decided before.
Yeah.
Follow me.
Back in my day,
if the side had a better year
than my girl,
then she gets a better gift.
Sorry.
And sometimes that gift
is my girl's position in life.
God damn, son.
What the fuck
is he talking about?
Too much shenanigans.
Yo.
I never did that.
Sometimes the gift is that.
You never graduated him?
That's what I just asked.
I'm like, why not make the side the main side?
Because sometimes it depends.
There's too much things involved.
There's a lot of shit involved.
Let's say hypothetically, Joe had a wife and a kid, two kids.
You might be having a side chick that is just amazing,
but you ain't going to fuck up your home life for your kids for the side.
How your kids going to look at you, man?
Not you, I'm just saying, in general.
I mean, doesn't love Trump everything?
Mel seems like she considers herself.
I'm fucking kidding.
And that's the end of that.
What?
Wait, what?
Mel seems like what?
She considers herself, and then, yeah.
So you'll kick your husband out and move this side nigga in, even if you have kids?
Are you getting anybody gifts for Christmas?
Damn.
Now she got us the books with the password.
She got us those gifts, yes.
He won't even let me bring them.
You still deliver?
I do.
Yeah, they're
a fucking home
I want my shit
yeah
y'all don't dictate
what you give
the rest of us
okay alright
okay I got
it'll be here next
I'll bring it next week
I don't want it next week
yeah but Christmas
I told you that
I told you that
I got them
I'll take a copy
after y'all fill it out
once y'all fill it out.
Once y'all are done with it, bring it on back to work. Market research.
Bring it on back to work.
Market research.
Go ahead, fill everything out.
Everything.
No, nigga.
Put your initials.
A little stamp.
Social.
Get it certified.
No, authorized.
Whatever.
Notarized.
Notarized.
Get it notarized.
Oh, man.
Shout out to the personal home notarizer.
Notarizer.
Just come to your crib with the stamp.
I love when my homegirls just get the stamp.
Just start stamping shit.
Anything with notarize.
I was an authority.
Some of them.
I would ask y'all, I would ask y'all, would y'all again, y'all partner for Christmas?
But just to broadcast.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So what I will ask is, what do you think your partner
is getting you for Christmas?
Nothing.
I don't think she,
my friends got me,
the friends that were there
when we did our skit,
they got me a fucking beautiful
Fender Stratocaster for Christmas.
Oh, slow.
Okay.
You want your bell shit.
No, no.
A guitar.
A guitar.
A beautiful guitar.
That's a picture you both do.
Yeah, she's,
they smoke that. Everyone else has got an uphill battle this Christmas. That was nice. I saw that. A beautiful guitar. That's a picture you posted. Yeah, she's... I knew that one. They spoke that.
Everyone else has got
an uphill battle this Christmas.
That was nice.
I saw that.
An uphill battle.
And I only know that
because I play rock band.
You was in a rock band?
No, the game, bro.
The game.
Guitar Hero and Rock Band.
That's how I knew
what he was talking about.
So you know how to play guitar?
No, I know how to click
the fucking buttons
and match the shit on the screen
and go crazy.
Who knows how to play Simon Says?
Yeah.
Advanced Simon Says.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what that was.
You would be the black nigga playing rock, rock.
That shit was fire, nigga.
What you talking about?
Wait, real quick.
What's your girl getting you, Ice?
I don't know.
She's a great gift giver, so I don't know.
My wife is actually good at gifts.
She's good.
She's really good.
I don't, no disrespect, but don't say she's a great gift giver
and it may not be great to us.
I don't know how you feel.
You can't do that, Ice. Well, what do you think makes a great gift giver and it may not be great to us. I don't know how you feel. You can't do that.
What do you think makes a great gift giver?
To me,
when I give gifts, I'm known as a great gift giver.
I'll give you a gift.
Ice.
I'm known as a great gift giver.
Because people tell me, yo, you give great gifts.
Ice.
When I make you a great gift giver,
somebody tells you, yo, you give great gifts. Ice. Ice. Wouldn't that make you a great gift giver? If somebody tells you, yo, you give great gifts.
Oh, good.
Thank you.
Ice.
Look at me.
No, I'm talking about.
I'm asking Parks a question.
Would that make you a great gift giver?
Okay, cool.
You have to let other people say that.
You can't say it about you.
I just told you where I got it from.
You can't say that about you.
What is wrong with you, niggas?
If somebody said, yo, you can't dress,
and then I say I can't dress, I got it from them, right?
Yes or no?
No, that's not necessarily true.
God.
That's not necessarily true.
OK.
What did your girl get you that you say she's a great giver?
Would you share it?
What did she get you before that you'd be like,
yo, she's a great gift giver?
She's got them sight, nigga.
What?
Lace it. OK, lace it. Stop. gift giver he's got him sight nigga what LASIK
stop
she gave a dope gift
at the
baby shower
that was fire
oh yes
that was amazing
that was dope
the closet joint
help him out
thoughtful
thoughtful gifts
to me is what
I'm trying to ignore this
I'm trying to talk to you
I didn't remember
that wasn't my gift
thoughtful gifts gifts that are going to
be used a lot is what considers a great gift to me nice okay so any even when I
give somebody a gift I don't want to just go give you some shit that you're
gonna use today and toss it and never use it again that's a great gift giver
that is my girl my girl gives me great gifts that I use regularly and I'm happy about that.
So she could just get you a razor.
Nah.
You're like, oh this is it, I'm gonna use this.
Hell no.
Don't touch your dick, man.
He wanted it.
I don't want no bullshit either.
Nah, he wanted it.
He appreciated it.
But boy, I was just looking at this pic.
This is exactly the shaver I wanted.
I love Ice Passion for his lady.
They got the three bevel heads.
For real.
Oh, man.
He's stupid, son.
That shit gonna come out.
Oh, Walkman.
Wow.
Tapes are coming back.
They are.
Copy physical media.
Oh, Walkman, babe. Wait, Joe, how are you and Sade doing it, being that you're long distance? are coming back. They are. Copy physical media.
Wait, Joe,
how are you and Sade doing it being that you're
long distance?
It was.
She pulling up and we out.
Oh, okay.
She pulling up and we outside.
That's it.
After Christmas though, right?
Oh, for sure.
Okay.
For sure.
I don't do that Christmas though.
After Christmas,
let's catch these sales.
Let's get some sales.
Get some B-stocks.
Get the shit that got returned.
Come on.
That's when the scotch and soda's a little lower.
Who wants some scotch and soda?
This nigga's an idiot, yo.
On Christmas, are you guys going outside or you're going to be in the house?
In the house.
In the house.
I am in the house.
Hey, y'all better be careful out there getting dressed
for your holiday parties too now. Y'all know
that's where all the sex abuse is happening at.
Oh, come on, man.
Why would you say that like that?
Wait, wait.
Look at Imani at Christmas party. What the fuck is wrong
with you guys? Come know that's where the fucking...
You want to stay away from the essay shit and now you
bring it back up. I'm trying to be preventative.
That work wife husband shit is cute until it's not.
You got three, four Patron shots at you.
Until the power bottom starts to grabbing.
When the bathroom line just keeps getting longer, someone has to knock on the door.
That's the rule.
What y'all doing in there?
Come on.
Somebody might even have to go in there.
Oh. Oh, that's always fun. When you what y'all doing in there? Come on. Somebody might even have to go in there. Oh.
Oh, that's always fun.
When you go in there and find some shit.
You always tell who's fucking after the party, too.
Whose idea was it to have unisex bathrooms in the tunnel?
What was that like?
Who designed that, honestly?
What?
I wasn't there.
You were there?
Tell us.
I wasn't there. I wasn't there. You were there? Yes, you were.
I wasn't there.
It's before my time in New York.
You were there.
I saw you.
It's before, fuck you.
It's before my time in New York.
I didn't get here until like late 2000.
2001.
So basically, yeah.
That ain't late 2000. 2000, she said. 2000, yeah.
Yeah, you was here earlier.
I was not here earlier than that.
01, I'm saying.
Okay.
When did the tunnel end?
When did it end?
Around that time.
Okay.
Around there.
Yeah.
I didn't make it.
Late 90s is when I was in there.
Yeah.
But, um.
I heard the tunnel was lit.
And I don't really care about the unit sex bathrooms.
I was just talking shit.
Nigger.
Unit sex bathrooms at that time.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Late 90s is when I was in there. I heard the tunnel was lit. I don't really care about the unisex bathroom.
I'm just talking shit.
Nigga.
Unisex bathrooms at that time was revolutionary.
Like, that was some...
Damn, this...
I mean, you know that ain't my bag.
Everything that I've heard about the tunnel
doesn't sound like a place that you would fuck at.
Oh, no.
That's not true.
They was in there, Parks. Maybe so. Oh, they were in there like prego you know not a tunnel
with sauce yes it's in there you don't remember they I was looking oh I didn't
remember that okay bro I just remember oh my that was the slogan but yo um nine
didn't 40 40 44 remember the song. Oh, my, my.
I didn't know that slogan.
Fuck you talking about.
That's from the 70s?
What was it?
It's all right, bro.
We back on unisex now.
I got you.
Sorry.
You know what I'm saying?
Sorry.
Nah, niggas was fucking like crazy.
Nigga hit the guard with a couple.
You know what I mean?
Doing that while the locks is up there killing shit is crazy.
I don't know.
Flex and-
Oh, yeah.
The performances.
If there's a performance at your holiday party,
that's normally the little block.
That's the segue.
Someone walked off.
You can tell who.
We all get back to work.
Yo, what's up?
Tension.
No, tension's a little high between them two.
Or low. When Tony Terry get on that stage, attention. No, tension's a little high between them two. Or low.
When Tony Terry get on that stage,
me and you gonna make
a little beat line.
Tony Terry.
You know what I mean?
The performance.
That's when Terry Crews
didn't get all the charcuterie
he wanted.
Boy, he got too much.
School.
There's something wrong
with you niggas up here.
That was a good one, though.
I see what you did.
That's crazy.
I'm still good here, yo. Yo'all want to talk about uh simone bowes and her boyfriend who says i was him when we met that's ish he was like the game
i mean we could talk about it i think it's her husband now
I mean we can talk about it. I think it's her husband now.
I believe.
Even more stamped.
Yeah, that's when you started talking your shit.
Yeah.
Man, that's like, you know what I'm saying?
How did you do that, bro?
Man, that's really how she pulled me, man.
That's the question.
Oh Lord Jesus, now you with Freddie.
Now you with him.
Listen, I'm going to tell you, I'm going to tell you. Organic story, man.
So I just got to Houston.
I probably had been in Houston seven months.
I was single at the time, so I'm just living, being me and myself.
And COVID had just hit, but I had just went to Arizona,
and one of my boys was like, hey, man, you got to check out this app.
And I'm like, I'll check it out.
I was like, what is it?
It was called Raya at the time.
Oh, shit. He was swiping right big man not but you know you have to go through certain like criteria to make
sure that you're who you are so literally have been on that for a couple days man and it's like
she pops up and I'm like let me see what this is gymnastics I ain't never you know I never really
paid attention to gymnastics so it piqued my curiosity you know so I'm like okay that's that's
that's I'll see what's up I swiped her and it said we matched so I'm like, okay, that's, that's, that's, I'll see
what's up.
I swiped her and it said we matched.
So I'm just like, okay, so I'm gonna see what's up.
So I go do my workout and I get like, I had some likes on my Instagram, you know, and
I'm like, I'm like, oh, this is my fit.
I'm like, okay.
So I see what's up.
And then I still waited.
I'm like, man, I'm gonna wait.
I'm gonna wait till I, you know, take a shower and everything.
Then I come back to my phone, and then she messaged me on the app.
Like, hey.
Man, that's up, man.
This has got to be fake.
Like, I don't know.
Just, I didn't know who she was at the time, but, like, the first thing that I saw was that she just had a.
I don't really want to hear too much more from this guy.
No, he said a lot right there.
But the point is, he's saying, I'm him.
I didn't know who she was
and she bagged me.
How did I bag her? And the whole internet
is kicking his ass because she's who she is.
Well, his
actual words were, I'm the
catch. That's what's...
Maybe he's the catch.
He could have been the catch to her.
Let me ask you, is that possible?
I mean, if that's the version of the story that he's got in his head.
Asking you as a woman.
That's hate.
That's hate, bro.
Is it possible for the guy to be the catch?
Wait, what?
He was on the site's lid, so you should understand.
Come on.
Listen, she clearly was fucking interested.
She clearly pursued.
She's sitting there smiling the whole time he's telling the story
so she doesn't find
anything wrong
with his version of events.
My question,
what do you mean?
My question was,
is that possible
for the guy to be the catch?
Sure.
Oh.
That's hate.
I just answered the question.
I answered the question.
Sure.
But why you say it like that, though?
Hmm?
Why you say it like...
Because.
Yeah, whatever.
Sure.
Because.
You don't really agree with it?
Just because.
Just because.
The guy can be the catcher.
I'm not saying it to you.
I'm just...
Obviously...
Why is he so angry that he's...
I don't...
I didn't get it.
I'm not.
I'm leaving it alone.
I'm leaving it alone. I'm leaving it alone.
I'm in a dog pile.
Let's leave her alone.
Let's leave her alone.
She answered it.
Let's get out of here.
Girls don't like when they're...
No.
But we the catch.
What the...
Because a lot of women have been taught their entire lives
because of that thing that they possess between their legs that they are always going to be the catch.
It's not just that.
It is a lot of that.
No, it is.
But society has told them that they are the catch.
Like, if you look at any fairy tale, it's always the guy rescuing, you know what I mean, the princess or the queen or whatever the case may be.
So it's always the man that is in pursuit to save.
Do we say I'm misogynistic?
Yeah.
Can I ask?
Wildly, like wildly antiquated.
Let me ask a question.
Okay, how about we just ask this?
What makes him the catch?
Please, just what?
Because he's a straight, black, single male?
No, none of that.
Who's alive and breathing?
Is that what makes him the catch?
You know what made him the catch?
Are we talking about just statistically? Can I answer you? no, no. Is that what makes him the catch? You know what made him the catch? Are we talking about just statistically?
Can I answer you?
What made him the catch was whatever she saw that made her pursue him.
You go fishing.
One person is trying to catch the fish.
Little thing right here on the table.
She threw the rod out there and tried to catch him.
He is the catch.
There was something
that she saw whether it was just physical at first she didn't know nothing about him whatever
it was that made her pursue this dude she sought him out then when she got him she kept him they
are happily happily married now but that makes him a catch just i mean the man can be the catch
she at least when they when they when he's telling the story of how we met,
from his perspective, I'm the catch in that.
Yes, you are the catch.
And literally, I'm sitting there looking at her smiling.
She is not disputing anything he says.
So he might, in fact, be telling the truth,
and she's okay with the narrative that he's giving.
That's clear.
But if I'm looking at the two of them,
and I'm looking at who Simone Biles is,
I really think that we need to assess
what exactly makes him more of a catch than she is.
And don't give me the numbers game that we always do here.
Why does one have to be more than the other?
He just said I was the catch.
That's all it was.
In your opinion.
To me, I think that you should have
A little bit more
Discretion
And respect for your girl
Than to be sitting up
On a pod
Fucking popping
Your fucking collar
Like oh yeah yeah
She hollered
She chased me
That
For people
I have two
I have two questions
One question
It was cringe
It was cringe to me
I'm sorry
One question
Just one
Would you feel that way If the woman was saying Yeah yeah, girl, he sent me roses to my job.
He found out where I work.
He did these things.
No, because nobody.
Let me finish my sentence, please.
In his pursuit of her, would you feel that it would be cringe?
No.
Okay, one.
And then number two, what would make you say that she's the catch, not him?
Okay, well, I guess we could talk about the fact
that she's one of the most decorated athletes ever.
She's an Olympic medal award winning gymnast.
Millions of awards.
She's a multi,multi-millionaire
I don't know how many times over.
She is so heads and tails
above everybody
in her particular sport
that they had to make certain moves
that she did illegal.
That's true.
She's her.
She's her.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Absolutely.
She's her.
And it's like nowhere in the story do I hear him indicating that she's her. She's her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Absolutely. She's her. And it's like nowhere in the story
do I hear him indicating that she's her.
And you know what?
Listen, this was a bite-sized version
of the story that's being told.
Wait, I don't have the context
of how the rest of the interview went.
The rich people, the famous people,
the popular people always go out there and bag niggas.
He's just one of them niggas that she was attracted to
and he bagged her.
That's it.
And he's telling his story.
Hold on, hold on. I was just asking for Mel to tell me
what makes her her outside
of her Olympic accolades.
You could be her, burr, murr, curr.
There ain't no gym mats on the floor.
If you bagged a nigga, you bagged a nigga.
Hold on. What did he say about himself?
What have we heard about him that made him
the catch? You guys have not
said anything to me about what makes
him the catch. We not watching that nigga.
He just bagged a bad bitch.
He bagged a fly gymnastic or gymnast.
Mel, but what you said, you started your sentence, and I don't want to argue.
This is objective.
You started your sentence by saying, yo, tell me what makes him him, I mean the catch, but don't bring up numbers.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no no no no no no I'm talking about what we always do
in here where it's just like women got to take whatever the fuck they get because because
statistically there's more available women than there is men etc that's that's the numbers game
I'm talking about so I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna stay on the numbers but this is the women's point
it ain't my point when you have an single, black man that is a millionaire,
those are four boxes that are being checked every single day by women
by their own attributes, not guy attributes.
Can we stay on the topic and talk about these two?
No, you're diverting.
You're diverting because you just said a box that I don't believe he checks, which is millionaire.
Okay.
He made a million dollars this year.
I just Googled him.
He's a multimillionaire.
He's an NFL football player.
He is a millionaire.
The salary of this year is a million.
And he's been in the league for years.
I didn't know who he was.
Bam. See, so look.
These are four boxes that the man checks
that every woman out here is running around
saying that they want.
They want a single, black, attractive, successful man.
We don't know his other attributes that he may have,
but those four nowadays are hugely important.
So for him to say, yo, I'm him and I'm the catch
by your requirements,
that nigga's a catch.
Okay, you got it. You got it. Like I said,
she didn't dispute it.
He's the catch. And she's a catch.
Like, Simone Biles is her.
They could both be catches. They could both be catches.
But again, she pursued him
and he even said, I didn't know who this was.
Okay. So I'm not familiar with none of that, I didn't know who this was. Okay.
So I'm not familiar with none of that.
I didn't think this would be so contentious.
I always want to jump in and catch conversations with bullshit.
But we just did so much of that.
Go ahead with your bullshit.
All right.
With your fucking bullshit.
With your permission.
These two, respectfully. with your permission ship these two respectfully
Simone Biles
the little tiny girl right
yes
she's diminutive
you know the flips
yes
yeah
this is what I thought
let me see her
fuck y'all talking about
stop
fuck y'all talking about
don't do that
don't do that
don't do that what I'm? Don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. I don't know how you look. Don't do that.
What I'm saying is.
Don't do that.
Yeah, this is.
Oh, salute.
Yeah, we gotta come on.
That's my girl.
Hey, come on.
We got.
That's my girl.
Salute.
We got some boy.
Pass it that way.
Pass it that way.
They know what.
They know.
All right, what I'm saying is this.
Both of them get dressed for a night out on the town.
Salute.
I fuck with her.
I'm asking a question. Both of them get dressed for a night out on the town. Salute. I fuck with her. I'm asking a question.
No, don't.
Don't ask?
No.
Why we can't tell the fucking truth no more?
No, we can't.
No.
What the hell is she talking about?
Hey, listen.
They go wild.
Oh, my God.
All right.
If they both happen to put on their finest,
finest darb,
their finest garb,
and head out for a night on the town,
and they both in the club
are allotted a bathroom break apiece
to do what you got to do.
Can I call to the bathroom?
When the guy goes to the bathroom,
Can I get a bathroom break?
Simone could get her shit off up in there.
Do all the flipping around.
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
Start doing cartwheels and shit in the club?
She could get her shit off in the club
for that five minutes.
Now she go to the bathroom
and the football player just get to,
you know what I mean,
play the bar for a little bit by herself.
Melissa Ford.
Do not, don't even think.
Action.
Fuck no.
Hell no.
You told me to make my argument without numbers,
and I'm doing it.
Very good.
That doesn't mean I'm good.
Melissa Ford, who do you think fares the best in that scenario?
I don't know.
What the fuck?
Oh, shit.
Okay, you know what?
It's a fucking mutiny in here, okay?
Fuck y'all.
I'm over this shit.
No.
Thomi.
She's adorable.
Amazing. Amazing. No. Tell me. She's adorable. Amazing.
Amazing.
Tell me that,
yo.
Yo,
yo,
come on,
come on,
yeah,
come on.
I'm talking,
I'm talking,
I'm talking.
This fucking piece of shit.
This fucking girl,
yo.
This girl.
All right,
come on.
Move it right along.
Move it right along.
Woo.
What the fuck do all...
So is that answer?
What the fuck do all that
Somersault shit mean in the crib?
I mean, hey...
We in the house.
It might be...
No, no, no.
Fucking with a gymnast
is kind of fly.
Reverse cowgirl.
I'm not saying it's not...
Boom.
A lot of shit.
Antoine, you have to come back to the set. You can't do this. Come on, come back. first cowgirl I'm not saying it's not boom a lot of shit that was nasty man I
didn't know he had dimples those don, my God. Oh, my God.
She's going to flip her way to the parking lot.
Hey, go get your car.
What the fuck?
I got a headache.
Hey, hey.
Who y'all?
Do a little tumble to the ballet.
What's some of the flips called?
Let me see you do a high triple beam forward frontal.
Give me a full dismount.
And stick the landing too.
Hey, full dismount homie.
Hey, you go first.
I'm going to hang out for a little while.
I'm going to hit the FDs.
It's a height requirement.
I'll be back. Oh,s. It's a height requirement.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shh.
You gotta be 5'7".
At least to get...
Mel be just talking some shit.
If that girl would have showed up to the photo shoot back in the day, Mel would have hit
the editor of King.
Mel would have said, uh, is she supposed to be here with us?
Who kid is this, y'all?
Mel. Oh, shit. Mel would have said, uh, is she supposed to be here with us? Who kid is this, y'all?
Mel.
Oh, shit.
She would have been slamming doors and all that shit. Mel would not have let her.
Shut up.
It's too brute.
Oh, my God.
Fuck.
I heard about your door slamming.
Oh, my God.
What door slamming?
Nothing.
Nothing?
Nothing.
Nothing.
We're on a tape broadcast.
She said nothing and we have to respect that.
The door slammed.
Yeah.
He just likes to talk shit.
A BMW slammed the door on you.
You had to turn it like the door.
The door slammed.
If you don't say it, it leaves room to just get.
No.
The door slammed.
BMW, get your.
They don't slam.
They slam soft.
Hey, you left something in the car.
Let's see you do a front somersault.
That's why he talking like that, though.
That's hate.
And you knew how the nigga look, too.
Shout out to your women empowerment, but he smooth.
That nigga is a bag mouth. Shut up. That nigga bag, you handsome, how the nigga looked, too. Shout out to your women in Parliament, but he's smooth. That nigga's a bag, Mel.
Shut up.
That nigga bag, you had some on.
You'd be a side chick.
Go watch your mom.
Get the Christmas gift.
Go sit at the Mel.
Fuck out of here.
That nigga send you right to the mall.
Get a little gift.
This is a chocolate football.
It's 24 chocolate all the way.
True.
Oh, man. You should know. Oh, that was funny, Simone Valls.
Simone Valls.
What them flips mean in the house?
Come on, stop it, yo.
I mean. You think I give a fuck
about the awards and the ticket
argument?
It's a good argument.
Look at that, I dare you to try to pull rank.
Fuck, I'm looking down at you.
You pointing up.
You pointing up.
Hey nigga, you never,
I feel like the last six months,
you really been showing your ass around.
She trying to get mad, she can't eat poke,
got poke in her stomach.
Yeah, yeah. Stop, nigga,
you tickling me, what are you doing?
I'll throw Pokemon cards at you,
fucking with some more. I'll throw Pokemon cards at fucking Simone.
I'll just start doing childish shit in the house.
Take her phone like, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Now what?
Now what?
She can jump, though.
Don't worry.
She can jump, though.
She got hot.
I'll roof that shit.
Women got to decide who y'all want all the women right shit to stand for. It can't be everybody.
We got to get
these jokes off of some of y'all.
And all of them y'all don't rep for.
So that's the part y'all be lying
about, but it's fine.
Oh, come on. That stuff, that
was great.
Oh, they're going to have a blast with me this weekend.
Oh, shit. I can hear it now it's over
that was a good little bit though you know some more home bow so yeah does
anybody need any help part of the show. You can just do like this.
Hey, go again.
Go and get out of here.
It's so fucking wrong.
Hey.
Ice.
Get your little ass up.
Yo, you can just tell her the truth.
I got a date up the street.
I'm going to see the side.
What's she going to do?
She ain't going to do nothing but flip around.
That's the same thing the fish do when you catch them.
They just.
But after a few minutes.
All right.
All right.
Enough.
Enough, nigga.
Enough.
What the fuck has gotten into you today?
Come on.
Come on.
Are you part of the show?
He's hilarious.
Yes. Just move the locks up a little bit higher. Someone's supposed you today? Come on, come on. Are you part of the show? He's hilarious. Yes.
Just move the locks up a little bit higher.
Someone's supposed to eat our help in this holiday weekend.
Oh, that's it.
Fish do is flip around.
Holy shit.
Just move them up.
You know we can picture that, right?
I'll just grab whatever we are going to get.
We got an even score.
I'm just going to get a trampoline.
Now what?
I'm jumping too.
I said.
Part of the show. part of the show part of the show part of the show well that was funny why can't be the cat oh and Mel let me break this to you
don't be mad at me most Most men feel like they the catch.
That's the problem.
Like, it's not just him.
Like, it's not specific to him and her.
I know.
Mad men feel like they the catch. I know.
Donovan.
Hey, Donovan.
Hi, Donovan.
Donovan, God damn, Mel is hilarious.
Mel is the greatest.
She was badass without the numbers
it set up
it set up like Umar
was back
alright Donovan says
first off shout out to the pod and happy holiday
yeah thank you thank you thank you
salute so recently one of my
joints ended our mutual set up because
she was getting into a relationship
we have a really dope bond.
So the conversation was easy to have.
Especially because I knew
that she was actively dating and I never asked
for details on anything.
To sum it up, we're good friends
with great sexual chemistry.
During the conversation, she jokingly
but seriously asked if I could
make her a mold of my shit
so she could make a dildo out of it. I feel like somebody asked this before.
No, not when I was there.
Since she can no longer actually fuck me.
That shit seemed like some real egotistical shit to do, so I didn't do it.
But it made me want to ask the fellas on the pod,
how would you feel if you found out your girl's favorite toy was the shape of an ex-lover of hers?
Oh, hell no.
He asking y'all.
Throwing that junk around the window.
Mine don't even play with me like that.
To the gallows.
To the fucking gallows.
Yo, that's a deeper conversation, niggas, than what I have.
How deep is it, nigga?
How deep you trying to go, you freak?
Is this pause?
No?
Okay.
It might be pause.
If your girl went and got another nigga's meat made in his image, that's fucked up.
Yes.
And we ain't fucking with it.
His name, image, and likeness in your bitch.
No, we not fucking with that. But the conversation
could be when the ex-nigger was really
busting Shorty down way better than you.
So what, you gonna try
to compete? No, I'm just saying.
Like, most niggas is not really
equipped to handle that conversation.
Man, get out.
You and that dildo get out.
Give me the keys to the car.
Give me the keys to the door. that shit Give me the keys to the door
Get the fuck out of here
Give me this bag
I'm taking the bag back
And all that shit
To answer Donovan's question
I wouldn't do it either
I thought you had
The appropriate response
I'm not giving her
A mold in my shit
So she can continue to fuck
No
Especially if I want
To fuck you again
Yeah
And on top of that
Bitch you made your choice
You ain't getting my shit
Without me
I'm attached
Yeah you made your choice
Yeah
Yeah and you chose up.
He chose me.
Donovan, you just got to wait that out.
You got to wait the relationship out.
It's over in six months, D.
Yeah, you know how it goes.
Yeah.
The wintertime.
Hey, stranger, you don't know nobody no more.
Yeah.
She'll be back outside around April.
It's coming.
She'll delete all their pictures on Instagram.
Right back in April.
Right around April.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I'll let you know she back.
Hi, girls.
I'm D.
No, no, no.
Focusing on me.
She'll archive the pics
They don't delete it completely
They disappear off the page
That's all that matters
I don't care what you do with them
True
Once they leave off the page
I'm loving seeing all the baddies
Disappear from the scene
For the winter break
For the winter
For the winter break
I love it
Gotta catch a yummy out here
Translation
Who?
A yummy
That's hate
A dodo
That was hate
A dodo That was hate. A dodo.
That was hate.
A dodo.
That was hate.
It wasn't me.
I was literally trying to figure it out.
How you know yummy, nigga?
Wait.
Come on, go ahead.
I know yummy.
I thought he meant yummy.
My fault.
Somebody named yummy?
Yes.
I don't know.
It's a girl?
Yes.
She nice?
Yes.
Yummy's nice.
You on her dick. on Yummi dick?
Watch your fucking mouth nigga Watch your mouth
Stop playing with me man
Don't ever say Yummi dick
On this podcast
Oh man
Stop
Can't say what I wanna say
Gotta be proactive
Salute
You're not gonna beat the allegations
What allegations?
Where's my hug allegations?
Where's my hug?
You know what's so crazy?
Nope
Donovan, we appreciate you
We appreciate you for your part of the show
Let's get to it
Hopefully everything is cool.
You know what I mean?
Why you keep playing with me up here, man?
You my man.
What has gotten into you?
I came all the way out here, nigga.
I'm like, what's up?
You got smoked with me for no reason all day.
Don't shoot at me, nigga.
Just let off a shot.
Oh, shit. Oh shit.
Alright, do we have anything
else that's near and dear to our hearts and souls?
We've covered who we want our moms to fuck.
Who we not trying to see
on Christmas. Who's a catch.
Who's a catch. Who's not.
What's a catch? Is it based on numbers? Are men allowed to be
the catch? Who are we not trying to see
on Christmas? Hitting a stud, hitting a woman.
We did all of that. We did it. We did a lot.
We did a lot today. We did a lot.
For the holidays, too.
Mel, you heard Mel?
Period. Full stop.
Full stop.
This should be nothing else to
say. That's it. Stop. That's it.
It's like when you hear the door to the man cave open.
It's a fact.
You just sigh.
Malcolm writing the man cave.
Is that fun y'all having down there?
Malcolm writing the man cave screaming hooty hoo with the new sex abuse stories.
Hey, did you hear about that?
I'm playing the game.
He shot a three-pointer
right before he got
the interception.
What the fuck?
Fuck you.
Let's see.
Let's see.
Let's see.
What is my
I don't know.
What is your favorite
Christmas song of all time?
Nat King Cole, nigga.
He's such a fucker. Solid Night Temptations. He's such an old, nigga. He's such a fucking...
Solid Night Temptations.
He's such an old ass nigga.
That's a good one.
That's my favorite.
A little Chris Brown joint.
I like that one.
The remake,
This Christmas.
Now, This Christmas,
Donny Hathaway.
Yeah, but...
That's the one.
That's the Chris Brown one.
But no, my favorite
is Solid Night Temptations.
I don't know
who Mariah Carey pissed off.
She got one little weekend.
But that was fast.
It was quick.
It was quick.
You don't go from that
to this
without having
pissed somebody off.
That Christmas song
used to get
900 million streams.
Something crazy.
Fact check it yourself.
Remember last year
the dude said that
she ain't give him
all his spanky or something? Yeah he said yeah he's that's my man
that's your man
he said something up here I gotta get a high watch with the old two sets that's
it needs some box of ceiling
You need some Moxa Sillin'. You got the Moxa Sillin'.
I'm not sure what my favorite Christmas song is,
but I'm going with a Christmas song for my sleeper.
Actually, fuck it.
Now I'm going to play my favorite.
I'm going with a Christmas song for my sleeper.
I am.
It's Christmas on Monday.
Shout out to the people going through there.
You know what I mean?
To people that the holidays might not be so kind to.
Yeah.
The people that the holidays remind them of a relative
that might not be here or just a bad or dark time
or just inflation is going crazy.
Y'all, in my prayers out there, we love y'all.
And yeah, I'm playing a Christmas song here.
And to whom it may concern,
I was listening to The Spaces last night. To whom it may concern, I was listening to the Spaces last night. To whom
it may concern, no one came up with this sleeper segment besides Joe Budden. I know there's
some people out there spreading some like really, really egregious and blasphemous lies.
I want to be able to address them before the new year because that's when I'm going dark and maturing in the new year.
That means I have a few more days of bullshit.
So watch yourself out there.
Now.
Now.
Let's move.
I forgot this one.
Why you ain't wasn't playing with these things. Why you ain't wasn't playing with them. I forgot this one. Wanya wasn't playing with these things.
Wanya wasn't playing with them.
I forgot this.
You think Wanya smoked Brian or Brian smoked Wanya?
Wanya.
No, I don't know.
It's close.
Pigs before the record start.
Pigs before the record start.
Pigs, pigs, pigs.
Wanya. close. Picks before the record start. Picks before the record start. Picks, picks, picks. I'm gonna take it, can't let it slip away
Know outside it's rain or sleet when I'm by the gate
I don't give up on the fire
Let it snow, let it snow outside
Let it snow, But the fire's blazing
So baby let it snow
Let it snow
Yeah, yeah
Let it snow
Let it snow
I'll come over here Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Why you ain't got smoke?
I forgot.
As he did.
He made up for it afterward, though.
He went crazy.
At the end, right here.
Get back time.
And he called for backup.
Look.
All he knows is going to drop down.
You know why you ain't always fall. All he knew was going to drop down. You know why? Yeah, oh, he falls.
He quickly falls.
Fucking falls. Let it snow.
Let it snow outside.
It's cold, but the fire's blazing.
So baby, let it snow.
Merry Christmas, Bo. Merry Christmas, Bo. Merry Christmas, Bo
Merry Christmas, Bo
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow
Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow Let it snow, let it snow baby Let it snow, let it snow baby
I'm getting under weather
Let it snow, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow
Let it snow, let it snow
Let it snow no Let it snow
Nigga Brian left the studio already
Brian left
Yo, Brian annoyed me yo
I couldn't sing with that nigga
Let it snow
Let it snow
I don't care what the weather may be
All I need to do is be with me
As long as you're here with me
Brian went to his other family already, man.
Brand new old music, one of my favorite Christmas songs of all time.
Off of one of the best Christmas albums ever made.
That's Boyz II Men.
I don't care about the weather, baby
As long as you're here with me.
Look, he's still going.
It's over, dog.
Yeah, yeah.
It's over.
Chill out.
That nigga is the king of the end of the shit.
You don't leave no beat on that joint for him.
That was Let It Snow by Boys to Men featuring Brian McKnight.
I know Brian McKnight went off, because they ain't II Men featuring Brian McKnight. I know Brian McKnight
went off
because they didn't even
put featuring Brian McKnight.
Taking a good name out of it.
We ain't not giving him
no credit.
Fuck that.
Fuck that shit.
Nah, fuck you.
All right, well,
Christmas Records.
Why not?
Why not?
Again, my favorite.
It's old,
but Solid Night,
Temptations.
Let's hear it. The creature was staring, not even a mouse In my mind
I want you to be free
For all of my friends
Would you listen to me?
Ooh, now hear what I say Ooh, we wish you a Merry Christmas to all of you
Silent night, all is calm, all is bright
Round yon Virgin, Mother and Child 마른 어머니, 어머니, 어린 어머니
온 겸 그리운 어린 어머니 Sleep in heavenly peace
Can't fuck with the A
Sleep, sleep in heaven, heavenly peace
Go on and rest your mind
And sleep
Sleep
And I wanna leave you
With your breath I gotta let him get a little bit off.
I'm gonna cut it.
I gotta let him get a little bit off, though.
This is some bullshit.
Like, what you doing, man?
Come on, son.
He killed that shit, though.
But yeah, I just love to get getting shit off for a little bit.
That was Silent Night, The Temptations from my personal favorite Christmas album ever,
The Temptations' Give Love at Christmas.
I'm playing some Caucasian Christmas classics, man.
Is this it?
It's when? When? Last Christmas Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day you gave it away.
This year to set me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Last Christmas I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away
This year, to save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special Once bitter and twice shy
I keep my distance but you still catch my eye
Tell me baby, do you recognize me?
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
Happy Christmas, I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying I love you, I meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now, I know you'd fool me again.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, you gave it away.
You gave it away.
This year, to save me from tears, I'll give it to someone special.
Special. That is wham.
Last Christmas.
Someone in the room said that he would give T.D. Jakes a run for his money.
Isha, you're not playing a Christmas song, so I'm going to Mel first.
Play a Christmas song, Isha.
Hey, what's up with you?
There you go.
You got to put like a heart sign.
Actually, no, we'll end with Mel because that's a better.
I do celebrate Christmas.
I was going to do the Chris Brown joint.
Don't do it.
Don't play...
Nah, but...
Nah, because...
She's playing the same song
but a different version.
Oh, okay.
So I got you.
I got you.
I'm good, I'm good, I'm good.
I'm going to New Jersey, my nigga.
Okay.
I'm going to...
Young lady from South Orange, Maplewood area
Assis County. The artist
I played her before. She got a new song out called
Damaged. You make jokes about your past, so I should've known
Should've packed your bags about a month ago
The moment that this house no longer felt like home
You thought you heard it made
I should've seen it coming
The way you treated me like nothing
You let me down again and again
But my love stands for something Then you let me damage
But somehow I still manage To give you all that I had
And you still did me bad
Can't admit I was a fool for you
Anything you ever needed on the daily I was doing for you
The only one that wrote it for you
Gave you the clothes on my back and I still wouldn't do it for you
You're true cause I'm showing
From oblivious to obvious
This shit I should've been on
But fuck you I can't stand for it
Want you to look me in my eye and tell me why you had to switch
You let me down
The way you treated me like nothing
You let me down again and again, but my love's never something
Damn, you let me damage
But somehow I still manage
To give you all that I had
And you still take me back
I should've seen it coming
The way you treated me like nothing
You let me down again and again but my love stand for something
damn you let me damage but somehow i still managed
to give you all that i had and you still date me back. That is damaged by the artist.
And the S is a money sign.
Dollar sign, rather.
If you're looking for the music.
And it was dope.
And Melissa, it's your turn.
Give us a little intro.
Wait, which one are you playing?
The original one?
The one underneath.
No, because somebody's going to play that.
Okay. It's beginning to play that. Okay.
No, okay.
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas by Harry Connick Jr.
His cover.
Hey.
Hey.
See what you got, Harry?
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
Take a look in the five and ten Glistening once again
With candy canes and silver lanes of gold It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Toys in every store But the prettiest sight to see
Is a dolly that will be
On your own front door
A pair of hop-a-long boots
And a pistol that shoots
As the wish of Barney and Ben
Dolls up, we'll talk, and we'll go for a walk
As the hope of Janice and Jen
And Mom and Dad can hardly wait
For school to start again
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go
There's a tree in the Grand Hotel
One in the parking well
The sturdy kind that doesn't mind the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Soon the bells will start
And the thing that will make them ring Merry Christmas, soon the bells will start.
And the thing that will make them ring is the carol that you sing right within your heart.
Merry Christmas out there from the JVP.
Smooth sounds.
You're now listening to the smooth sounds.
I need eggnog. W-J-B-P.
Sounds.
Pour yourself a little eggnog.
A little coquito.
Light that fire in the fireplace.
Alright, they're just going to keep soloing here.
No disrespect to the music solos,
but I think we heard enough of it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
by Harry Connick Jr.,
a somehow even more Caucasian Christmas sleeper than I brought to the table.
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Merry Christmas.
Everybody out there, Merry Christmas.
You don't got no sleeper?
You could at least play Run DMC, it's Christmas time.
Why you ain't play a Christmas record?
Hollis, Queens, Mama's Cooking Chicken and
You should have played a Christmas record.
Mom's Cooking Chicken and Collard Greens.
He don't know that though.
I do.
You're not from Hollis.
Hollis.
Shout out to Hollis. Them white Christmas songs was trash.
Nah, don't do Wham like that.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Don't do Wham like that.
I'm not going to lie to you.
You're not going to do George Michael like that on this fine holiday.
Oh, man.
That Temptation shit, trash.
That's not a white.
It's trash.
So?
That's a white.
That's a white.
That's a white.
That's a white.
That's a white.
That's a white.
That's a white.
That's a white.
That's a white.
That's a white. That's a white. That's a white. on this fine holiday. That temptation shit, trash.
That's not a white.
It's trash.
So?
What?
Yo, you stupid.
All them shit was trash, yo.
That was the David Ruffin-less temptation.
That's true.
David Ruffin didn't want nothing to do with that.
He left.
Still had Eddie, though.
He Simone-vowels his way out.
Flipped his way.
Flipped his way.
That was a really funny topic I know
I'm gonna get trouble for it we got a review that uh touchdown touchdown Jake's
part to dig you crazy you're crazy why'd you do that on the holidays I apologize
my bad and nobody said how their Christmas tree turned out.
My shit plain, but nice.
My shit fucked up.
Your shit fucked up?
Yeah.
It was a rush job because I was trying to do it so my daughter could wake up and see it.
So I waited for her to fall asleep, and I rushed in.
Yeah.
My shit look all right.
My shit ain't. I dropped the ball this year.
I lost a bunch of my You still put the star
On top of his
I put a star on top of my shit
You know it's like
Starting to do one of these
Starting to lean a little bit
Nah I did
You got a star right
Yeah
An angel
Nah
But nah you
I lost a bunch
I lost a bunch of my shit
At his house
Huh
You didn't let no Quran
Get on that trip
A Quran
Irish Quran Stupid niggas I forgot I didn't let no Quran get on that trip. A Quran? Yes.
Irish Quran.
Stupid, man.
I forgot.
They don't pronounce it Quran.
It's like that.
It's car-cur-cur-cur.
Careful.
What's wrong?
Careful.
He's got mistletoes up in his house.
Oh, looks like we landed here again.
Come here.
Give me a smooch.
He get under the mistletoe and want to talk.
You know what she do?
What does she do?
Nothing.
Tell us.
Dark child.
Go ahead, do your thing, fam. Rodney Jerkins, go ahead ahead do your thing
Rodney Jerkins
go ahead
do your thing
I still want to know
who Mel getting a gift for
and if she's
are you receiving gifts
Daisy
oh god
and she gonna post it
on Daisy's page
as her
and she gonna go to her page
and like it
you think if you have me all fucking figured out fuck you on Daisy's page as her and she's going to go to her page and like it.
You think you have me all fucking figured out.
Fuck you.
Your trainer getting you a gift? No.
He's not. You think that's creepy?
Do trainers get gifts
for clients?
Well, I mean, he's got a lady
so, you know, I think that would be wildly
inappropriate. I did not ask anything about that.
No, he's not getting fuck forget him for a minute
okay
trainers
just in general
we got to talk
it's hell
do you think
it's inappropriate
for trainers
to get their clients
Christmas gifts
go
no but usually
it's the other way around
a little bag of protein shake
or something
yeah
usually it's the other way around
like creatine
client gives the trainer a gift.
Could be that too.
My nail lady tried to give me the same bottle of lotion again.
Merry Christmas.
Girl, I got this.
I got it.
You gave it to me.
I'm cool.
Oh, man.
Rock on.
I'm downloading the Serato to my laptop this weekend
Wait a minute!
You rock my world, you rock my world
You was at the bar for a long time letting that tape play Yeah, yeah, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you,. Yo, as soon as I get my shit together, hold up, man.
Everybody stop the fucking press for a minute, man.
I'm already big mo in the building.
What's up, Corey?
What's up?
As soon as I get my shit together, I'm thinking about just hitting the late night, slow jam Thursday night.
Oh, wait a second.
New joke, new joke.
Wait.
You've never heard of Joe, bud. Wait a minute.
A Thursday night slow jam flyer
music bot.
You've never heard of Joe, bud?
Ish, you coming out to that.
You coming out to that.
In that little trench you be wearing?
Ish. Ish, come on. trench you be wearing look at me look at me you coming out to that so I'm they coming out you going
they coming to that
what walked out of heaven on a Thursday night?
Come on.
I'm driving down a lonely highway on a Thursday night?
Stop playing with her, man, honestly.
None of this is possible without Parks.
It's on now.
I'm in the house blending shit that ain't even supposed to matter.
I'm just experimenting with shit.
Oh, man.
Oh, I didn't do none of the fucking outro.
I've just been sitting here talking shit.
Bullshit.
Roy, now let me hear you say you made up the sleeping segment again, nigga.
I'm going to come over there.
Fuck what you talk about.
Nigga's lies be just so blatant.
Don't make me mad.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, I bid you adieu, farewell.
Adios, arriba, derchi.
Au revoir.
Hasta la vista.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
And lastly
The baddies are giftless
They ain't getting no gifts
They lonely as hell
They lonely as hell out there
The baddies are insecure
The stagnant women wanna travel
The closed minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol. You might need it.
It go.
Hopefully everybody had the real good weekend.
What's the weather like this weekend?
Is it freezing?
It's freezing?
Cold.
Winter is officially here.
It is brick up here.
Get you somebody soft and warm to cuddle up with.
Shout out to my baby out there.
Love when you get in the bed freezing.
I want me out.
I'm cold.
Feel me.
I'm so cold.
Oh, my God.
Get off me.
Gotta get the mattress heater, man, if I try to tell you.
I know I'm getting old. I bought a weighted blanket off Instagram the other day.
Welcome.
Welcome to the club. I got me a du off Instagram the other day. Welcome. Welcome to the club.
I got me a duvet recently, too.
All right.
All right.
Give me a bag.
Duvet.
Give me a bag.
Stay in your bag.
Yeah, weighted blanket ain't no joke.
It ain't no joke.
For real.
I got the medium weighted.
I ain't get too crazy.
All right.
Y'all ain't get yourselves nothing for Christmas?
Just grinding, right?
Remember that?
Remember grinding?
Nothing, man. Just grinding.
Yo, niggas don't grind no more.
Paul, huh?
No TD.
It's you who's plaguing this podcast, yo You told the whole audience you got a hook in your shit
You're disgusting
You really taking it there in the fourth quarter
And girl
You're holding down this weekend
Find something fun to do, find something safe to do
And remember the goal is to get back home to your families
We got a nine day weekend coming, I can't wait
And yeah
I know that this is love
I feel the magic's all in the air.
Shout out to anybody that's going to work.
Well, we going to work.
But shout out to anybody else going to work after Christmas.
Loser.
Loser.
Woo!
You rock my world.
You rock my world.
Look what you did to me, baby.
Yeah, yeah
What if this song was about Lisa Marie Presley?
Rock my world
Would you look at the sound?
Y'all on vacation already, don't you?
Alright, I'm gonna end this for you, I got you
I got you, don't worry about it
Isn't we supposed to get up and do a dance as a group?
In unison.
Like the show.
That was Smoke the Podcast World.
No other group of podcasters is doing that at the end of the pod.
Damn, I had another topic I meant to bring up.
We got a patron.
Dance Hall is facing, there's a white boy appropriating dance hall, and that shit is fire.
Oh, I see that.
And that shit is kind of fire.
I'm a little torn.
That's just, there's some heat.
We'll talk about it on Patreon. You come on girl, baby, baby, baby You can't hold me back, you can't hold me back
You can't hold me back, you can't hold me back
You can't hold me back, you can't hold me back
You can't hold me back, you can't hold me back
No Joe Budden, I, I, I, I never thought you'd You've never heard of Joe Budden.
You've never heard of Joe Budden?
Pass the fucking ball!
Pass the ball!
God damn!
Pass the fucking ball!