The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 688 | "A Little Bit of Truth"
Episode Date: January 6, 2024In the first episode of 2024, the JBP begins with their thoughts and reactions to Katt Williams appearance on Shannon Sharpe’s ‘Club Shay Shay’ (28:14) before discussing the theory with black me...n in Hollywood wearing dresses (1:04:02). Dave Chappelle releases his new stand-up special ‘The Dreamer’ on Netflix (1:32:10), Jeffrey Epstein contact names revealed in unsealed documents (1:38:41), and Uncle Murda releases his 2023 Rap Up (1:57:23). Also, the room reacts to the viral video of a man jumping a judge in court (2:13:57), Rolling Stone says Usher’s ‘Confessions Pt. 2’ is the best R&B song of the century (2:33:36), Part of the Show (3:11:45), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Stonebwoy - “More of You” Ice | Gucci Mane & B.G. - “Paperwork” Parks | GREA8GAWD (feat. Rome Streetz) - “Avant Gawd” Ish | Jessica Domingo, pastels, & Relyae - “Could’ve Been U (Remix)” Melyssa | UNA MIA - “Lose You”
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Welcome back.
All right.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year.
Happy New Year. Good to see everybody.
We all made it.
We made it.
One day off feels like a month.
Hell yeah.
A little bit, yeah.
That's true too, and it's still sick. This nigga been sick for like seven months now.
That halls ain't getting it done, my brother.
Yeah, it's cool.
The Vicks, whatever you're doing, it's not.
Yeah, you got to go behind the counter and get the good shit.
Yeah, the shit you got to give me the ID for.
The shit with the meth.
Get some Buckley's.
It would be the dude that don't smoke, don't drink, don't have unprotected sex,
don't do nothing, to just catch some other wild
Shit, they should be from Africa game
It's good to see you
How y'all doing, come on what's up talk so we just get a room, a temperature check. Temperature check around the room.
Peaceful Joe.
It's 2024, Joe.
Okay, okay.
It's 2024 now.
I'll believe it for a second, but I don't believe it either.
It's so tough, too, to be peaceful.
Especially when cats set it off like that.
Yeah.
Oh, my God. Oh, when you live in the darkness and you try to suppress that shit and then you see your brother from the darkness just getting this shit off prospering.
Ooh, it's tough.
It's tough.
You want to come in and say something?
Yeah, man.
It made you want to stand in truth.
No, no, we're not standing in truth.
Yeah, no, fuck that.
It's all lies.
Now, now, now, I told y'all I am here to tell some truth. I, no, we're not standing for truth. Yeah, no, fuck that. Now, now, no, I told
y'all, I am here
to tell some truth. I am inspired.
Some of the truth is fine. I'm telling some truth
today. You can't tell all the truth.
Why not? No. Oh, please.
You don't tell no truth. Shut up.
You don't, please. I know you're not saying
why not.
Yo, stop, man.
Don't mute up like that man Don't mute up
Oh shit
Respond and look crazy
No
I'm you not
I'm you not
Anyways
Back to Peaceful Joe
There's no such thing as
I see what you did
I see what you did there
Stop doing that
You're not peaceful nigga
I ain't peaceful
That Cat Williams shit
Little flame in your body No we're not talking about that I'm just saying me just now. I am peaceful. That Cat Williams shit, a little flame in your body.
No, we're not talking about that.
I'm just saying a little flame.
I can see it in your eyes.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, all right.
You made me change my outfit.
I forgot I wore it.
I had to look.
You looked at me with disgust, nigga.
Your visions.
I thought you looked good.
You ready to burn shit real quick?
And that's part of my new 2024 swag.
I'm letting y'all know.
I've seen a pair of jeans
that I like
and I'm going to wear
for the year.
For the year?
Jeans?
A pair of jeans.
You're waiting for the whole year?
I ain't seen you in jeans
since True Religions, bro.
A pair of jeans.
I might get one or two.
I'm going to wear them
for the year.
I'm getting into my jean
t-shirt. Slow time. It's going to wear them for the year. I'm getting into my jean, t-shirt.
It's low time.
It's time to go.
I've been pocket watching this whole break.
Yes.
Yes, Sparks.
I do want to copy you.
I'm not going to do the Timbs.
That's you.
I'm not Corey in ice.
I don't come to the battle to lose.
You wear Timbs cooler than niggas.
It's true. I'm happy to see y'all. How was your New Year's, man? Yeah, come on the battle to lose. You wear Tim's cooler than niggas. It's true.
I'm happy to see y'all, man. How was your New Year's, man?
Yeah, man, come on. Quiet as hell.
Come on, put some pepper in your step.
My New Year's was very quiet, bro. I didn't do
shit.
Gave my baby a kiss and went back to sleep.
I couldn't ask for a better
New Year's. In the house,
chilling, safe, made the phone calls,
everybody was good. That's it. I was outside against my will, but I had a good time. It's over for all, safe, made the phone calls, everybody was good.
That's it.
I was outside against Mel Will,
but I had a good time.
It's over for all that shit,
but I'm too old.
I'm done.
All that lit shit,
y'all can have it.
I got dragged to Brooklyn,
but I made the best of it.
Salute.
What y'all doing?
I'm with you.
That lit shit is... I'm done.
It's for the kids, man.
I was miserable in the club.
I was sitting there...
You was in the club?
You was in the club?
Yes. Oh, my God. Oh, miserable in the club. You was in the club? Oh my God.
Oh my Jesus.
6'5 in the club.
My wife's best friend
dragged us out.
I used to do that.
You put on your wife.
My girl made me go.
I didn't really want to go.
You had the outfit laid out.
You was ready.
I was dressed up.
You was ready ahead of time.
No, we were at a house party
like just a dinner
cool out
watch the game
chilling
and then
dragged out
oh the Uber's already here
what
where are we going
no we ain't going nowhere
that's how that go
yeah have fun
nope
same
call another one
I ain't do shit
we've been partying already, too?
That's like two parties.
That's the moment in the relationship where I let her know who wears the boxer briefs
around here.
That's the moment you got to pull your man card out your back pocket and say, hey, this
is going this way because I'm a man.
Well, I had been sick for like two weeks, so I was like, let me indulge in some fun.
But you went out and got sick.
I wasn't sick. No, I'm talking about that's how you no no no no no no no no no he said he went out before that's how he got sick that's true now if I just got
well I'm not rushing to go out again fuck y'all white people think different
with that though they think different about like germs
damn real y'all see a little white girl in one viral talking about uh her black friends taught her how
to how to bathe properly yeah they did she washed her feet because her parents didn't teach her
nothing about legs nice and soft legs yeah they was taught she ain't gotta wash her legs yeah
that's crazy y'all embrace i was trying to wash my legs. That is not crazy. You guys embrace germs. What?
Y'all know this goes to my critical race theory.
No, the whole idea is that germs help to strengthen the immune system.
So expose yourself to more germs.
And embrace them.
And therefore, you've got a strengthened immune system.
Anywhere in the world, you've seen what a fine, beautiful woman that walks in the room
smelling good do, no matter who's in the room. No matter what men that's a fact that's you know what that do that's a fact back
six seven hundred eight hundred thousand years ago you know them black and caribbean girls was
running around dipping in that lake i do have a rhetoric smelling smelling like some shit here
come them they got lost they got lost yeah here. Boat went up on the wrong port.
One to fuck on our beautiful cocoa smelling good.
It was old.
They had the leaves wrapped around them and shit.
They had the leaves.
Come on, man.
They made the fucking white man.
I do have a return.
Rudy Gobert was licking the mics.
Yeah.
He ain't down with us.
He's from France.
Yeah.
Why you telling us?
Yeah.
Are you crazy?
Are you crazy? Yeah. That's... It's y'all. Yeah, why you... Are you crazy?
Yeah, that's French.
That's French parks.
You done with us?
He was licking the mics, too.
He was licking the mics.
That was crazy.
All right.
A little bit of truth today
in the name of Cat.
We're going to get to it.
Except for on that one topic.
But y'all know how I feel.
So I put it...
I told y'all already.
I couldn't be the president.
All right.
Give us some music to start us off.
Oh, let's see here.
Come on, man.
You know how I'm starting.
You know how I'm starting.
You know how I'm starting.
Well, in just about 15 seconds from now, it'll be 1990.
We're gathered down below. Goodbye to 1989. So thrilled to be back
Blessings
Blessings
High vibrations out there
We up in this piece
We made it.
Happy New Year.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. Whoa. No, we skipped the Melba Moore. Thanks, though, Mel. We appreciate you.
No problem.
The inner white girl always jumps right out of here.
Just go.
When that hate don't work, they start telling lies.
Baby, work gone bust a wide.
What's that new money that the drugs drop?
I cut my bitch off when the ball drop.
Mic check, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
So good to be back, so good to be back
I just don't know
I love Fab, but
Hands up in the air
I just wanna, I just wanna give that to you
Do it all right, give all my love
And I'ma give you strength Give my last, Year's Eve. I mean, shout out to my baby listening out there.
I love you.
Shout out to Mom Dukes.
Shout out to Pop.
Shout out to all the loved ones and they loved ones.
Y'all know what time it is.
We always doing it for the ladies.
Always.
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and got a little facial, and I fell for the scam, bought all the products afterward.
You know what I mean?
Hydration cream, foaming cream.
Yeah.
Shout out to the manscaped niggas out there.
What's up, A?
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I like I like I never had it at all
Like I never had it at all
Now I'ma, now I'ma
Alright, man
We ain't fucked up
We ain't fucked up shit
Y'all don't look ready yet
Y'all look too cool
They look too cool out there
And I'm still doing it for the ladies
Hey, y'all be here
Shout out to my people in the Carolinas listening
Everybody in Atlanta, what up? I'm doing a trip out there soon
D.C., what's really good?
We're bringing the new year in the right way, man
We got breath in our lungs, we woke up this morning
A lot to get to to, lot to get to
Shout out to the Patronys always
Shout out to the barbers out there, niggas in the Ubers got this shit live
Shout out to the teachers
Shout out to the comedians, man
Y'all boy
Y'all Start off the year right yeah what
a what a great way to start comedian I was wondering who was gonna set it off Anytime You'll do it You've never heard of Joe Bud?
Who's Joe Bud?
Not for daddy
It's Parks
It's Parks
You're icy
Oh shit
Mel and Flip.
All right.
Back to it.
We are back to work.
Shout out to everybody still on vacation.
Shout out to those of you who are at work listening.
None of this is possible without y'all.
Good to see everybody.
Welcome to, I don't know't know I gotta remember how to pause
688 welcome to episode 688 of the Joe Budden podcast I'm your humble gracious grateful
and highly favored happy to be here humbling humbled host peaceful peaceful serene no mess
tranquil no mess the mess is gone.
All that, when you live in your truth.
What was that?
We should take like, there's really no need for mess.
We should take like bets or something.
How long this lasts?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Over, under?
Two episodes.
Didn't somebody steal it like they did
all the money out the bitch jar?
Oh shit.
I was wondering where that jar went.
We had to put that in a lock and key.
Somebody's took it.
It's fine.
You serious?
No, no, it's not here.
No, it's 600 light.
Really?
Yeah.
Where's the actual jar at?
Oh, now I feel like this is one of those clues where somebody in the room did it, but they're trying to help me.
Oh, man.
Is this a whodunit?
Oh, shit.
Which one of y'all?
Come on, man. Nobody stole out that jar. You did, Sam. Someone stole out that jar, man. Is this a whodunit? Oh, shit. Which one of y'all? Come on, man.
Nobody stole out that jar.
You did, Sam. Someone stole out that jar, y'all.
You moved?
I did.
I did.
Were there some costs that you didn't factor in?
Nah, there was no costs.
All right.
A little security deposit was short.
Yeah, we got to go around.
Oh, shit.
That shit way light.
That's not light.
No, somebody robbed us. It's fine. We had a show to do. That's not light That's not light Somebody robbed us
It's fine
We had a show to do
It's fine
It's fine
Come on
That's crazy
There's change in there
Also the person
That stole the money
For the change
He replaced it
To make it heavy
Corey you have been
In the casinos lately
There's really a few
Suspects in there
That should get to it
You've been looking good lately too
don't look over here
she always looked good
that's what I was thinking
I was just thinking the same thing
we don't
shit
what
listen
we have an amazing show for you guys lined up today.
Let me introduce you to my amazing panel.
Really some great co-hosts we have here.
To my right, the remarkable, the beautiful, the astonishing, the well-read Melissa Ford is in the room.
Thank you very much.
Big mouth.
It is wonderful to be here with you gentlemen.
Never the little one.
Have you been on break?
Fantastic.
Got a lot of rest.
Hung out with friends for New Year's Eve.
You got the most rest.
Shut up.
I didn't forget.
But I had rest and played games for New Year's Eve.
Really quiet.
What kind of games did you play?
Show me. Was something like show me, don't tell me kind of thing.
Uh oh.
That sounds freaky.
That would be crazy in the full super.
Okay, okay.
My bad.
Okay.
I don't want HR to come after us.
Okay.
Get me out of that.
Okay.
All right.
Oh yeah.
Who won?
See, don't ask no questions.
I obtained that, I obtained that.
I obtained, we obtained that.
Yeah, we obtained that.
Show me, don't tell me. See? Don't ask no questions.
I obtained that.
I obtained that.
I obtained.
We obtained that.
We obtained that.
Show me don't.
I never heard of that game.
It's new.
It's new.
It's new.
It's not new.
It's not new.
It's like the adult version of Run.
It's just a bottle of no shit.
That's what I'm saying.
Man, that's no shit.
I'm trying to get on some freak shit all by dressing it up as new.
No, it's not.
It's freak.
Show me.
Don't tell me.
I'll bring it in here. No. I swear not. It's free. Show me. Don't tell me. I'll bring it in here.
No.
I swear to God it's okay.
We will go to jail.
We will go to jail.
That lawsuit looked very different.
She's been trying to line us.
We cool.
We cool, big and poor.
They just started flashing me out of nowhere.
It's just not allowed.
Cool. Well, Flip, what'd you do? out of nowhere. It's just a good night. Yeah.
Cool.
Okay.
Well, Flip, what'd you do?
What are you talking about?
For New Year?
Yeah.
Man, listen,
I came here and told y'all today.
You've been getting this house together for a long time.
It's a big house.
I have, I have, I have.
You don't get movers.
It's a big house, though.
No, it had nothing to do
with the...
You guys in Jersey
do bad piping.
Pause.
Yo. Yeah. New Year's, house though no it had nothing to do with the you guys in jersey do uh bad piping pause yo new year's my mom and family came through to the house which was great
this all sounds bad with bad piping by the way and i'm not into that and then you know when i
woke up three in the morning Was water shooting?
The law went off.
All type of crazy stuff happened.
Apparently, two of the pipes in the bathroom exploded.
Oh, man. And, you know, went to the elevator.
It was nasty.
It was doo-doo?
No, it's not doo-doo, man.
Put that down a faucet.
You can't.
I feel like that might have been a little racist.
What are you doing?
A little.
What are you doing?
You better go get your genes tested.
What is that shit called?
21 and me?
White man?
Anyway, so yeah, that's what happened.
I don't know, but it's been a long week.
That happened in the new place?
In the new place, yeah.
But shout out to the people.
That shit is fly when you get the lemon off.
In fact.
Yo, we can close right now.
No inspection.
No inspection.
Security.
As is.
No fee.
As is.
Put down cash.
This house has been my family for generations, bro.
We know everything in here.
It's cool.
Oh, shit.
The people took care of me and great people. That's what it is. No, we know. There was no lemon or anything like that. It was cold. We know everything in here. It's cool. Oh, shit. The people took care of me and great people.
That's what it is.
No, we know.
There was no lemon or anything like that.
It was cold.
We understand.
Stop playing.
Stop doing...
So you be doing that.
All right, come on.
I'm sorry.
They be listening.
Why do you do this?
All right, shout him out.
Shout him out.
Get a discount.
He don't know where I live.
Your landlord listens?
Oh, shit.
Watch your fucking mouth.
I'm asking you.
Watch your mouth.
That was very condescending.
That's hate.
That's nasty.
Your workers listen?
Your Jamaican workers?
Yeah.
That you rob and give white T-shirts as a consentive, whatever that is?
Consentive.
We got merch, though.
As a consentive.
Consentive.
Consentive.
Consentive.
Thank you.
No, I'm just like, what consentive?
Yeah, that's not the word.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But, you know, it was good, man.
Happy New Year to everyone.
Happy New Year.
Same to you, sir.
Sorry you went through that.
Thank you.
Word.
Not me.
That's hilarious.
That's funny as hell.
When some shitting' ass break at like 3, 4 in the morning.
On a holiday?
That shit happened to me.
I thought a burglar was coming in.
I told you.
Then the water start, I should start knocking shit over in the kitchen.
I was startled.
You went downstairs with that old gun?
Yo.
You walked out of that hole with the Elmer Fudd on him?
You did buy Grandpa Cripp, too.
Why I oughta?
You did buy Grandpa Cripp.
You bought them guns up here?
I don't have no guns in my home.
You're trying to get these locks. I have no guns in my home Trigger these locks you bet no guns in my home. He's not he's not a registered fire carrier. Whatever. Yes
They told me two months then I'm a blow
Licensed gotta feel like when I get my driver's license back
after I didn't have it for a while.
Like, you dying for it.
Go ahead, because the cop's right there.
Go ahead, play me.
I will blow you.
Your whole lineage will be over.
Just if I'm in a...
Got bluey, nigga.
Careful where we go.
You keep watching the cartoons if you want to.
Yo, shoulder.
It's going to be duck season.
You can play around.
Play around with the motherfuckers if you want to.
Listen, life is about balance.
I've been on the other side of that sometimes.
I ain't a Libra, nigga.
I'm a Capricorn.
You been with me sometimes.
That's a good one.
Unfortunately.
They was going to spin that block, and they was going to let us have it that day.
Good thing you was old and wise.
blog and they're gonna let us have it that day good thing you was old and wise you gotta hang out with a whole wise nigga that just feels some shit coming
reads books stupid ass nigga anyway come on it's where you what I do shit
welcome or ice skating with no one to eat one home I do not know be new year Went home. I ain't do nothing. It'll be New Year. All right. Old nigga shit.
But you look good.
You look good.
I'm trying.
Can I start with a little bit of hate?
Please.
A little bit of hate, man.
Because also during the week, I had to take my baby to a birthday party.
Mm-hmm.
So they said it was at Chuck E. Cheese.
Okay.
I haven't been to Chuck E. Cheese. Great pizza.
I ain't never.
Terrible pizza.
Red flag number one.
I didn't know.
Always been terrible. No. I haven't been to Chuck E. Cheese pizza. Chuck E. Terrible pizza. Red flag number one. I didn't know. Always been terrible.
No.
I haven't been to
Chuck E. Cheese pizza.
It is not bad.
That shit is horrible.
That shit is terrible.
I think you're thinking
about Costco pizza.
I'm with Costco pizza.
That shit is fucking amazing.
I'm with Chuck E. Cheese.
That shit was terrible.
It depends what Chuck E. Cheese is.
It might be.
Chuck E. Cheese is a good pizza.
It depends what Chuck E. Cheese is.
Yeah.
Well, we remember what Chuck E. Cheese used to be.
True.
The creepy dolls.
With the mouses and shit like that on stage.
Mouses don't come out no more?
That was for the kids with money, man.
When I was growing up.
Jerry City Chuck E. Cheese had what?
Snail?
I'm in Queens.
Nigga, you know what?
Jerry City Chuck E. Cheese.
Nigga, I was 14 in Chuck E. Cheese.
Snail.
They don't put that on Queens. Talking about the Chuck E. Cheese? They don't put that on Queens.
Talk about the Chuck E. Cheese.
How good was it?
How good was it?
It had the mouse on stage
and the band playing.
They ain't have a mouse.
Ain't no stage, nigga.
They ain't have a mouse?
Ain't no stage no more.
It's none of that, dog.
It's digital now?
The fucking mouse came out.
He looked like
he didn't want to be there.
They had to tell him to clap.
They had the anorexic mouse.
What's that?
It's a jersey.
Oh, man.
I ain't going to say,
but fam,
everything was bad.
Everything.
I'm looking like,
I felt like you.
Tell them,
baby, don't touch none of this.
Don't touch this shit. Come on, let's go home. Don't touch these things. Let's go home. Let's go home. Drop this gift off and let's get't touch none of this. Don't touch this shit.
Come on, let's go home.
Don't touch these things.
Let's go home.
Let's go home.
Drop this gift off and let's get the value out of here.
So you became an elitist?
I really did.
I'm sorry.
No, just for Chuck E. Cheese.
Because it's different from what I grew up in.
Sure.
It's all bullshit arcade games that don't work.
All them businesses that was the shit when we come up kind of let themselves go yes but it was bad to see that
especially when I like I said I haven't been in god knows how long what happened
to pizza they still around yeah yeah very few they still around they just put
a new one in the hood they want to deliver. All right. Niggas don't like that pen crust.
That look good, nigga.
Pizza had always been pizza.
There's dominoes that keep having to come up with innovative marketing strategies.
You're right.
But Pizza Hut, them shits dropping like flies.
We'll get it to you in 10 minutes.
I was broke as hell looking at the clock.
30 minutes are free.
Hold on.
What is it, free, right?
30 minutes are free.
Nigga, I called you at
I used to argue with them niggas
Nope
31
Fuck that
It's over for us
Alright so we old and washed
Nobody did shit
Yeah
I didn't do shit
Well I did have a little fun
I went out
Went out to eat
And that was cool
But then the DJ
Oh man
That's my band right there.
You been hearing that shit
you been saying?
Yeah,
everywhere.
Him,
Doughboy,
I like that.
They on my head.
Pause.
But he had somewhere to be.
And DJs like it?
And the DJ that they had
for the in-between block,
his crew wasn't dressed properly.
They kicked him out.
So they turned them away.
At the spot.
At the spot.
They turned the interim DJ away.
And Rock On got somewhere to be.
That nigga looked at me and said, yo.
It's your time.
He was right in the middle of the mix set.
Oh, shit.
It was stay scheming.
I'm a boss.
We was going up in there.
That nigga looked and said, I'm leaving with this equipment.
I said, no, you're not.
No, you're not.
No way on New Year's Eve are you that fucking bold.
Shit.
That nigga looked at me again.
He said, hey, they got a little Spotify playlist or something you want me to?
And that nigga packed his shit up and walked right smooth out of there.
I'm not mad at that.
Wait, so you ain't show up with the shit?
Yeah, that was your moment, yo.
Yeah, yeah.
You should have heard Eminem lose yourself playing on the back row.
I thought that was his tour.
You supposed to go crazy.
Yeah, you were supposed to go nuts.
I thought that was your moment.
Everybody put their hands up real quick
the DJ had to go but the saviour is here
y'all made it, happy new year to everybody out there
all we got is us man
That nigga packed his shit up.
It got smooth out of there. It got the fuck out of there.
That's right.
And I looked at my girl.
It got the fuck out of there.
Once they put on, man, they bull.
They put on some bullshit.
They put on some bullshit.
They put on some bullshit.
They put on some bullshit.
Some bullshit, boy.
Some house playlist shit, come on. And then I saw waitresses start going up there, typing shit in. I was bullshit, boy. Houseplay and shit, come on.
And then I saw waitresses start going up there
typing shit in. I was like, okay.
Oh, no. It's over. Move.
Oh, that was the thing, too, at the Brooklyn Club.
They just played Catronata for
three hours. I will help you.
Come on. I forgot about that. You saved it?
So I went up there, man.
Oh, shit.
Hold on. Stop slow walking.
I didn't hear this part. I went up there, man. Pa, shit. Hold on. I didn't hear this part. Yo, stop slow walking. I didn't hear this part.
I went up there, man.
Punched a couple little tunes, little jams in there real quick.
He like that shit.
Yeah, chill, chill, chill.
I got this real quick.
I gave him a little quick little seven minutes.
Okay.
A little seven minutes real quick.
I swear to you, I...
Then I let them come up and put on Bad Bunny.
Come on. Come on. Bad Bunny, burn the boy us out on home until the next DJ get here.
And then I left.
Okay.
I left.
I went home.
I went to bed.
You left before the other DJ came back?
Oh, for sure.
Oh.
For sure.
I don't show up when the-
It's Eddie Boddy.
I heard.
I heard.
I forgot that they did Kaytranada for that whole set in Brooklyn.
It was like Kaytranada remixes of like Luther Vandross
and
every song.
Which are remixes?
Yeah,
I was like.
Don't do that.
Don't do that to Ish.
You know Ish loves
some Luther.
That's true.
The cover king.
Don't do that.
Luther got his own slaps.
Stop.
It don't matter.
He bodied them
more than the originals.
It's become your shit.
Anyway, I didn't want to be out late for New Year's Eve.
I wanted to be up on the first, like normal, at my normal time,
being my normal, productive self.
I didn't want to be all that.
Yeah, you get it.
Yeah, I wanted to get to it.
Sleeping through it.
I ain't playing while the rest of these niggas is out doing what they're doing,
party hats and shit.
I'm getting to the work.
Woke up and cleaned the house?
Yeah, I woke up and did a few things.
I was very productive in the house.
I got up and took my treater. Over this little break. For real?
Yeah. I was like,
normally I wait until like second week
of January or something. I was like, nah, come on.
I started to, but I ain't finished.
My daughter helped me. She liked it.
They don't start collecting in New York till
this weekend, so. Oh, no oh no no mine go in the bag
and in the closet
alright come on let's get to it
once y'all start talking about the trees getting down
come on
Cat Williams Club Shea Shea
Shannon Sharp crush the buildings
10 million in a day
and counting
still going up up up
oh my lord triple platinum off rip he did an interview way
to start the year i don't know if it's an interview conversation whatever whatever you
want to call it what a way to start the year shannon said cat williams how are you doing what you're doing since you asked Kat said
oh I am so happy
to be here
and let me tell you why
and that was all
she wrote
bring out the little
short white lady
what's the lady name
from Murder She Wrote
Angela Lansbury
Angela Lansbury
there we go
bring her on out
that was it
it was over
I'm assuming
everyone here
has seen it
I did
yes either that or I thought I was coming to work with at least two of the people that were not a part bring on now that was it it was over I'm assuming everyone here has seen it I did yes
either that
or I thought
I was coming to work
with at least
two of the people
that were not a part
of the 10 million
I saw most of it
okay
I saw it too
I watched all of it
I saw it
Parks
yeah of course
I watched it
okay
it's good to be wrong
sometimes
it's good to be wrong let. It's good to be wrong.
Let's throw this thing around.
There's a lot to get to.
But before I flip, and I'm not pulling out my notes yet.
I got notes.
I got notes and questions.
What does everyone think?
Oh, man.
Oh, y'all pussy for 2024.
What's up?
We're not starting with this quiet
He set it off
He did
Don't be the guy that
In the baton relay race
The first nigga smoke it
Now you fumbled
You dropped the thing
You slow
Other team from the far lane
Start bot
Come on don't be that
What up
What do we think
Seemed like this has been on his mind for a while.
You know?
That was my take.
I don't get that.
Huh?
I ain't get that.
My opinion was, I watched all these comedians get up there.
And play with them.
And y'all been lying.
You know what I'm saying?
Because that was his thing.
He's like, Shannon,
you ain't call him to the carpet
when he said this.
You ain't, you ain't,
you should have asked him.
You know what I'm saying?
I think he sat up there
and saw all these people lying.
And I'm going to expose all of y'all
for all of y'all bullshit.
Yeah, when I watch it,
I try to find a chink in the arm.
I try to find, like,
slurring and stuff.
That shit went too fluent.
He let all them niggas have it.
And on top of that,
it reminds you,
one of the things that stood out to me
was the Bernie Mac hate.
You hear about it
and how great Bernie Mac is and was.
And then for people to acknowledge
that people didn't like him
or not like him or hated on him.
You know what I'm saying?
That shit right there that stood out to me.
But he set their ass on fire.
He got them niggas fumbling online.
They responding.
We didn't see you niggas in a long time.
You got niggas stuttering on the radio.
Ricky smiling, we heard you.
Nigga was freestyling.
He called his ex-manager.
The nigga said, this was 23 years ago.
He couldn't remember shit.
It was fire.
He got the streets on fire, man.
Now, we had Cap a few years ago.
And he was great.
And he reiterated some of that shit that he said.
Yep.
And for me personally, he was promoting a movie at the time.
Mm-hmm.
And it was pandemic time.
So he was via Zoom.
Yep.
So as soon as he came on, you know, I can hear the corporate business people on the side or they were in the air.
And they needed to promote the movie.
And really insensitive to talk about anything that's not pandemic related with people losing their lives.
But boy was I tight a little bit.
You were tight that what?
Because had
it not been movie
promo time and
had we not been dealing with a
national disaster
Cat Williams is Cat
Williams and he's still
on the mistake went viral with us. Yeah he still, on the mistake, went viral with us.
Yeah, he did.
Off the mistake, off the just chilling, trying to be smooth.
So now the world is fine.
And I know this because I do interviews.
When I see some of you niggas out there lying,
I got to come to that same platform and talk to them.
So yeah, what a way to link.
Nobody else was getting this interview
but Shannon Sharp.
Why do you say that?
Because he hosted the people
that were lying.
Because Shannon Sharp
is the person that had
all of these comedians
come on and share their story.
The Ricky Smalley's,
the Cedric's, the, and Cat
Williams is home just
watching.
Downloading all that shit.
And watch every, taking them
and writing it down.
That was one thing that stood out.
Big shock, boy.
Big vision, boy.
I have them shits memorized.
I know every word
of everything and why didn't
you push back and say
yada yada I'm coming to talk to you too
nigga so this interview can only take
place here with Shannon
so much so listen
Kat I think is
brilliant
I sing that man's praises
so brilliant
that Shannon it ain't time for your little cue cards.
Whatever interview you thought was about to happen here,
all them questions that was in hour three,
all of the tell me about fatherhood,
all of the, hey, how's balancing the tour, nigga?
No.
From Rip, you say hello, and I'm going to get out here balancing the tour nigga no from Rip
you say hello
and I'ma get out here
and tell you
what my problem is
and what's been going on
and what's on my mind
and who lied
and who said what
and the cancel culture
who stole
who sucked dick
who got fucked in the butt
like
I'm going
and that's why
we need
people like Cat Williams.
Boy, I was home thankful and grateful, especially while I was trying to be on my peaceful shit.
I know that it's only niggas like us that push the envelope for the rest of the sheep.
So if I'm a chill out, send another psycho nigga out there to do that.
Because niggas like me at home need to see that.
Yeah, I need to see two black men talk and it hit 10 million in a day for the year.
While all you niggas is, oh, the streamers and the kids oh and this and joe rogan
nah what boy as a creator i was home like oh yeah 2024 that's january stop playing with us
top of the year top of How do we turn this up?
Because you got to build on.
You got to build on.
That's a fact.
So he did that.
Good point.
We haven't seen that.
We haven't seen that.
I haven't seen that
permeate that way.
That was shockwaves.
Great timing too.
Multi-genre. Bro, you couldn't escape that. Great timing, too. Multi-genre.
Bro, you couldn't escape that.
Right.
At all.
I wasn't even on social media and shit, and you still couldn't escape that.
Regular conversation.
Yo, you seen this?
People sending clips through text messages.
This was one of them shits that was just way bigger than just the internet.
Black comedy.
bigger than just the internet. Black comedy.
We didn't say
one word about
no white nobody. Not even
that little white boy. Oh, they talked about him for a second.
But that was in Shannon's little notes.
The little new
little white boy. Matt Rife?
Yeah. Hated his stand-up,
but I see what he's doing.
Yeah, they got to him at the end. But black
comedy,
culture-centric,
come the fuck on, man.
Wow.
He shook it up.
Wow.
They started posting clips of Cedric stealing shit.
I'm like, what is going on?
They started posting mad shit.
People started digging in the crates
to do a cross-comparison.
And we know that niggas is in Hollywood sucking dick.
And none of y'all is going to tell us. And we know that niggas is in Hollywood sucking dick. And none of y'all
is going to tell us.
And we want to talk about it.
I think the guy tea
is way more entertaining
than the girl tea,
but the guy,
we got to be niggas
so you can't say it.
I want to know
who got what movie role
because they suck balls.
Hey, yo.
I want to know it.
I don't want to know that.
That changes the whole movie
for me.
I actually do.
That changes the whole movie
for me. Don't we want to know that. That changes the whole movie for me. I actually do. That changes the whole movie for me.
Don't we want to know that, yo?
I want to know that.
No.
Wait, you only went on that kind of run?
Because you did this.
Because you went on that kind of run?
Or you wanted the gig?
You won.
Send all the other auditioners home
if you just going to go to the bathroom And get crazy
What?
And you niggas is giving like
Some of you niggas
The niggas that really want the role
Might be giving like spontaneous
Head on the set
Yo come on
What?
I wanna know
No Joe
And Cat said it
Joe twice
And he implied it a lot
He did
So I bring it to y'all PC-ass front door.
What do y'all think about it?
And do y'all think, you know what I mean?
I think it was 95% true.
The whole interview?
Or just the dick sucking part?
I think that's very true.
I think that's 100% true.
I think that's right.
He said Dave Chappelle didn't turn down $50 million. I think that's right. He said Dave Chappelle
didn't turn down $50 million.
He did.
He did.
He said this before.
Mm-hmm.
Okay, well,
it sounded louder now.
He said that basically
the $50 million,
Dave didn't turn it down.
It was what they were
supposed to give him.
He was supposed to get
like $200 million
or some shit like that
based on what his contract wording was. They came to him and said, nah, because they didn't think he was going to get like 200 million or some shit like that based on what his contract wording was.
They came to him and said, nah, because they didn't think he was going to do it.
It's like almost like, yo, I'm going to give you half the money.
And then we do this crazy number.
Oh, you have that money.
Nah, we ain't going to give you half.
I ain't going to give you 10%.
So that's basically what it was.
He was supposed to, per his contract, get like 200 or 250.
And they shut him down and said, yo, we're going to give you 50. And he was to, per his contract, get like $200 or $250, and they shut him down
and said, yo, we're going to give you $50. He was like, suck my dick.
So now we control the media.
Well, speaking of suck my dick,
I think it
sounded like he was saying that
if you want to get
to where you're supposed to get,
then that guy had to come with a little fellatio.
No, it wasn't that. It was, yo,
you earned $200. I did hear that. I'm a little fellatio. Nah, it wasn't that. It was, yo, you earned 200.
I did hear that.
I'm telling you.
I watched this shit
three times.
It was mad shit
unsaid in there
and I listened to every word
because the inner mess in me
wanted to know.
Nah, it wasn't that.
When it came to Dave,
it wasn't that.
Yeah, I didn't get that
from the Dave part.
Alright, so do y'all think
Ludacris is in the Illuminati
since y'all want a cape
for everybody?
Give me the tea about niggas that y'all believed.
I definitely believe that joke's stealing.
That's easy.
Do you believe that Ludacris is in the Illuminati?
He might, yeah.
Yeah, he might be in there.
He might be in there.
He might be in there.
Come on, come on.
Set this shit up right.
I did like the freestyle, though.
I like the freestyle.
I thought that that was a cool rapper way to respond,
but now's not the time for your little verse, buddy.
Nah, it's nice to hear a little Chris Rap.
Oh, please, not right now.
Nigga, was you in the Illuminati party
wearing a towel, dancing around in there,
or not for these roles?
Because he started doing the math.
Back to math.
He started doing the math. Back to math. He started doing the math.
10 movies, 20 million, 200.
Ludacris did disappear.
He got out of there.
He said, nigga, stop throwing bowls and everything.
Cadillac.
He said, move, bitch, and then he moved.
We ain't hear from him no more.
And I, as the pocket watcher in me was like, hmm, interesting.
Even Tyrese kept singing.
What?
Not that much singing.
Yes the fuck he did.
He put out a group album.
He put out two solo albums.
He did a lot of singing.
He did a lot of singing.
Damn.
All right, so.
So.
All right, y'all running. Y'all put, albums. He did a lot of singing. He did a lot of singing.
Damn.
Alright, y'all running.
Don't worry about it.
Y'all playing on working with Ludacris in the future?
I'm getting to the bottom of shit this year.
Is that what's going on? You want to shoot Fast and
Martin Luther King's collab?
Fuck you, and I'm an actress, so I'm
always holding out hope for big roles,
so there's that.
Hold on now.
Fast and free.
Oh, my God.
What was I talking about?
You called me to come.
You know what I'm saying?
Change a tire or something.
Ice got a CDL.
He said.
What's up, man?
Do y'all believe that Ludacris is in the
Lil Nas?
I have no idea.
And Ish.
And Ish.
Well, yeah.
I don't think he's in the
Lil Nas.
I don't know.
But he made that shit.
He made a very
compelling argument.
I don't know if he did.
I have no idea.
I ain't get my application.
Do y'all think
that all these niggas'
wives look the same?
Yes.
That was funny
that he said it.
I don't even know what half these niggas' wives look like.
They put pictures up.
They put pictures up.
They all look the same.
I'm against talking about people's wives.
I ain't with that shit.
I'm not with that.
I'm not.
But y'all been funny with some of this wife stuff, but I won't do it.
But they're beautiful.
I have too much respect.
But they look the same.
They do look the same, you saying?
Yeah.
But why?
That would be a weird Illuminati initiation requirement.
Yeah, I don't think so.
I think niggas get money in light-skinned women.
That could be part of it.
Niggas get money in light-skinned women with slanted eyes,
or Filipino, or wherever they go.
I mean, wherever they come from.
Salute.
That's it.
It happens.
When you get money, things look a little different.
Or part of that shit could be some
No, that's not true
Not true
Not true
When you broke, you
I'm not gonna say it
Oh, shit
When niggas was broke, they
What?
Are you about to
When you're broke, you're with a girl you actually like
You get me?
You crazy
My power just hurt.
No.
I don't understand.
I'm not good.
Go ahead and say it, though.
No, you right.
I know exactly what you're talking about.
True that.
Look where you started when you got rich.
Look where you went.
So what I'm saying is that.
Same thing with me.
First off, I'm not rich.
You just told Dr. Umar.
He was a millionaire at 28.
You've been rich for a long time.
I'm not rich now.
You bought it at 5%. I'm not rich now. You bought it at 5%.
I'm not rich now.
Shit.
You lost your money?
Both 5%.
You never talked about that.
You talked about getting money.
You lost it?
Both 5%.
Anyway, I'm far from rich.
And whatever the case may be, who I pick in my bed.
You don't even sound believable.
I'm far from rich.
Abort.
I'm far from rich.
Let it go.
Who is he stealing?
That's what he talking about.
He want to be like.
He want to be down.
Yeah, he want to be down.
Us.
You think I wouldn't prefer
to be down with the rich crew
over you niggas?
Oh, shit.
Let's go.
Let's go.
I would love to be rich.
You hung out with me more when I was young.
So, yeah.
Anyway.
Maybe right.
All right.
Joke stealing.
He said this quite a few times.
It's true.
I mean, like you said, they done went and dug it up.
Showed the clip.
Yeah.
The part that he said that made sense to me,
he said, yo, dawg, we already
spoke behind closed doors and I told you it's
cool. Like, I forgave
you. Now you gonna
get up here and talk shit?
Yo, me and you already done squashed this behind
closed doors ten years ago. Now
you gonna bring the shit back up? Now
I'm gonna come up here and blast your fucking head off.
Now I'm gonna come... I understand that part. fucking head off. Yeah. Now I'm going to come...
I understand that part.
I don't think he's wrong
or the office doing nothing.
Shut your fucking mouth, my nigga.
We already pieced it up
behind closed doors.
Don't get back on national TV
and say nothing about me
because now I'm going to come
crack your fucking head.
Knowing I can do that.
I got receipts.
Yeah.
Like, nigga, it's the truth.
And I'm not making nothing up.
That's what I took from it.
Anything he kind of said, he said it with such conviction. Yeah. Like, yo truth And I'm not making nothing up That's what I took from it Anything he kind of said
He said it with such conviction
Like, yo, if I'm called on anything
I can prove everything I'm saying
I like how he bigged up Mark Curry a lot too
He bigged up a lot of niggas
To show how Mark Curry was influential
He bigged up a lot of niggas, bro
He bigged up a lot of niggas
That Mark Curry shit stood out to me
He bigged up D.L. Hewley
He bigged up Bernie Mac
He bigged up a lot of niggas, bro
Patrice O'Neal
Wanda Sykes
Patrice O'Neal
Wanda Sykes He bigged up nigg of niggas, bro. Patrice O'Neal. Wanda Sykes. Patrice O'Neal. Wanda Sykes.
He bigged up niggas like that.
And also the new crop of comedians.
DC.
He bigged them up.
Jess.
Larry is all of them.
Yeah, you're right, though.
I never did the science between hanging with Mr. Cooper and Steve Harvey.
Me neither, yo.
I never really did that science.
And I watched both shows.
Me too.
You did?
Me too.
And he basically said that Mark Curry came in almost both shows. Me too. You did. Me too. And he basically said
that Mark Kirby came in
almost on some
consultant shit
to help you out
and you still ain't
get a nigga no props.
You ain't throw him a bone.
That was nasty.
You ain't invite him
on shit, a tour,
your show.
Nothing.
If you got all your
sauce from him,
even the hair.
Wait, so the picture
circulating was Steve Harvey
and he said that
the high top fade
was a man unit.
You can actually see it when you look at the fucking picture.
You can see where it's looking.
People in the streets was asking me.
Yo, Joe, that was a man unit?
You knew that the whole time?
That shit fired my week up.
I want to know where he got that shit from.
Exactly.
Who the fuck is that shit back in the 90s, nigga?
You know that shit fired now.
Where you got that shit from?
Who the fuck is that at?
The man unit adds some credence to all the Mark Curry claims.
God dang.
Because why you can't just be bald?
Like I be saying the flip.
Because he didn't want to.
He found out.
We don't want to be bald either.
That's cool.
But now you start dressing like somebody. You start kind of talking like to. He found out. We don't want to be bald either. That's cool, but now you start dressing like somebody.
You start kind of talking like somebody.
You're the principal.
You're playing basketball.
You resemble each other.
You went to the show.
Now you stole a set.
That was crazy.
It's the full scope of it
that makes it like,
oh, and now your best friend said
is accused of doing the same thing with my joke that I told on the comic view with the car. makes it like, oh, and now your best friend, Said,
is accused of doing the same thing with my joke that I told on the Comic View with the car.
Yep, you told Comic View.
And now he on Kings of Comedy doing my stolen joke.
Close of the spaceship.
So I imagine the pressure that y'all are under
with this being Steve Harvey's tour,
tickets is whatever, now y'all done changed it to this,
but now Bernie Mac is in play.
Bernie Mac can't close
out the tour that was supposed to be mine but he can't go first either because that's bernie mack
like i remember some of that now yeah once they get into that part yes i was there for that
bernie was gonna be bernie regardless it was nothing that nobody on that lineup could do with Bernie.
Nope.
On anything he was on.
And that's when he went crazy with all of that.
He bugged out up there
on purpose.
Him downstairs.
Yeah, nah.
That milk and cookie.
Yeah, nah.
That's when he wild out.
He went crazy.
But if he gonna do that,
and I'm,
I don't want to say lesser talented,
but if I'm not him
while you are him,
I might steal a joke.
I ain't gonna lie.
That happens a lot.
Y'all got Bernie Mac.
The whole quote is
good artists borrow great artists steal.
No, it's a lot of that.
Niggas really believe that.
If nobody saw you do it,
I might have saw you do it.
Yeah, and some like
rinky-dink,
like, you know,
small comedy.
I could take that
and put it on the big screen.
A lot of the up-and-coming comics,
the old niggas of Jackham
and take they shit
and improve upon.
That's normal in comics.
It's entertainment.
It ain't just comics.
They just do that in rap.
They just do that in music.
It happens.
That's one of my beefs
with Cat.
I have a few beefs
with Cat in this interview.
One of them is
he's too brilliant
to not know
that niggas is going to steal.
Yes.
But cool.
This is the thing though.
You stole my shit.
You acknowledge
that you stole my shit.
We squashed it.
Cool.
It's water under the bridge.
But don't play me.
Don't get on a public platform
of all of these people now and say I'm bugging the fuck out. You never stole my shit and the bridge. But don't play me. Don't get on a public platform of all of these people now and say, I'm bugging the fuck out.
You never stole my shit and start shooting.
I am not receiving that because stolen joke aside, these people also are who they are.
Said went on to be great.
Maybe springboarding off of your stolen joke.
What he's saying is.
If that's how you feel.
But I went on to be said the entertainer.
I went on to be Steve Harvey.
So who gives a fuck?
In comedy, they care.
I promise you, dog.
It's like some real rap shit.
It's like some hip hop shit.
But that's my second beef with Cat Williams.
Is that right there.
But that's my second beef with Cat Williams is that right there.
At some point, you can't look at all the rappers like rappers.
I know that that's cool and SOBs.
But at some point, people start distinguishing themselves i think that's a cat williams mistake that he still
views everyone as a comedian as a comedian he's still going to win but wait it's it's
it's to his detriment but it's a gift as well i want to say that i understand that because his over art his overarching point
is i know that i'm funnier than all of these people no matter their accomplishments
i know that because i studied them i'm a student of this i counted the laughs
then i went down i counted my laughs i know that i'm three times funnier that's what the rappers
say but they don't allow it in music three times funnier that's what the rappers say but
they don't allow it in music because we start talking about metrics but the rappers be like
yo i know i rap better than him because when we got to show up and just rap i rap better
the end right and then what they say to the response to that yeah cool you rap better than me
but i'm making more money over here i'm selling these out cab williams is a brilliant comedian but there's
i don't think the bulk of steve harvey's audience today looks at him like a comedian at all but
that's part of what he was saying part of what he was saying was you you now based on a machine
can make a transition based on who you aligned yourself with. This is what he's saying.
He's saying,
Kevin Hart came to LA.
He never worked LA.
When he got to LA,
he had a sitcom and movie deals
already in place.
So you didn't do
the necessary work.
You didn't pay your dues.
I don't like that either.
But that's what,
no, that's what I'm saying.
He basically said he was a plant.
Listen to what I'm saying.
I'm not saying it's true or false.
You gotta pull the good shit out of this.
Like, there was some lies.
There may have been some anger.
It may have been some resentment.
But it was a whole lot of facts.
It was a whole lot of truth.
I'm not jacking that Kevin Hart is a plant and didn't pay his dues.
I'm not jacking it.
I'm not.
This is nothing against Kevin Hart.
When you hear a lot of veteran comics,
it's a lot of comics
that have been on
the comic scene
for 20 and 30 years,
right,
that are funny as shit.
You can hear real comics
say that Kevin Hart
was on the New Jack
circuit in Philly.
Two Ray and them
have been on TV
saying he was on
the New Jack circuit
in Philly.
That nigga damn near went from
the New Jack Circuit to stardom.
So a lot of those comics, Mike
Epps and them have all publicly
came out and said, yo, dog,
Chris Tucker only had a 15
minute set.
He's not one of us.
He only had that set that he did
on Def Jam.
They are mad at Chris Tucker
because he went to 20 million a
movie with no real comedic.
I think that this is where it
gets blurry
between actor and comedian.
True.
I'm not keeping for nobody.
I'm just telling you the things that I've heard them say.
Like Chris Tucker had a 15-minute set.
If you took Chris Tucker to a half-an-hour comedic set,
he would drown.
That, yo, why you got my brother pitching in your wallet
all that shit he did on Def Jam?
They said that was his only material. So when you
hear the niggas like Talent, you hear the niggas like
Smokey, you hear the niggas like Capone
and all of these other niggas, when they talk
about some of this shit, these niggas necessarily
didn't pay their dues. I'm not saying that.
But in the comedy world,
I moved out of that.
I moved out of that. I got my
break in somewhere else with it.
I wasn't trying to be a stand up comedian
I might have had
limited talent
in that arena
and I
used it to my
I got my shot
in a movie
or a clip
or something
and they saw
the stardom in that
and I got an opportunity
I don't have to do
stand up all day
but that's what's the point
but he's still going back
to when we was in Detroit
in front of 10,000 and I was funnier than you.
I smoked you.
Cool.
The hair unit, yes.
Salute.
You did that.
He's saying that you made it.
I mean, when somebody becomes successful off of something and you were in the same arena, same field, you're going to throw a little hate.
That's like a person saying, yo, yeah, he platinum and he's selling a million albums X, Y, Z.
But I smoked him in a cypher on the corner everybody does so what my nigga i'm not on the corner no hold on to the pants like you you you go you did that back there but i'm doing this
now you still focusing on that my other thing with cat and again i loved every minute of this
so yes it was amazing i loved every minute there was. Yes, it was amazing. I loved every minute of it. There was some hate, though. But my other thing with Cat was,
I agree with what Gilbert Arena said.
You have to be responsible
for the roles that you didn't take.
Yes.
True.
And you can't get mad
that someone else took them.
If something crossed your desk
and you were the guy
that had to make changes every time i'm not
painting the narrative that them niggas painted where you said where they said the studios were
angry at you at a bare minimum if you have changes to make at every turn and somebody back there got
a problem with that it goes to the next best man true and if the next best man happens to
be tom brady when you drew bledsoe then you're shit out of luck if the next man takes all the
roles that you shied away from for whatever the reason be that you reserved the right
and he hits them shits out of the park then you do have to live with some of that listen i got we we in entertainment some of
us are in the same boat right where you know who is getting called if you happen to not go this
route uh-huh and you see the gig that they took that you might have turned down if the shit goes
it goes thank god all the people on that list with me fail at every turn i'm dead ass definitely should i told you bro yeah i'm not naming names i'm not naming names
because that's that's a little too messy for me in 2024 but i'm being serious if somebody took that
gig and now i'm seeing the marketing and i'm seeing the money and I'm seeing them go crazy.
I'm seeing them prosper.
I got to live with some of that myself
is all I'm saying.
Yeah, for sure.
And you can't knock them.
Like, yo, you can't knock me
for taking something that you passed up.
It came to you first.
Russell Crowe wasn't the nigga
that they picked for Gladiator.
It came to you first.
You said no.
Okay, cool.
For every no,
then somebody else going to say yes.
That's true.
Now you can't kick his back in
because he said yes and you didn't
now
I do wanna flip that coin
because
while I believe in that
as I said earlier
I do believe
Cat Williams
to be
a disruptor
I think
there's rarefied air
when it comes to
when I look at Cat
I get remnants
I get prints
I get remnants. I get Prince.
Who you said he's friends with?
Yeah.
I get Dave.
I heard a lot of me in there, Wiggled in there, but that might have been Virgo shit.
Boy, he was speaking to me.
I got drops to put in here all from that shit.
But when he started talking about giving people advice or just trying to help some niggas and then they go and whatever he said about michael blackson i gave you some shit to help you
you did the shit and they made me your eternal op like oh shit that's been happening to me for
10 years even in what you were talking about with not taking a role
oh that's where i was going right you got to in that. But there's a flip side to that.
And the flip side, which I think you were about to talk about, was, dog, maybe I didn't take the role because the role went against my moral integrity.
So, fam, I don't need to be a billion dollars up.
I could be comfortable with my 30 million.
And had I did some of those things, I might be at the billion mark.
I might be at the 800 million mark.
some of those things.
I might be at the billion mark.
I might be at the 800 million mark,
but I'm cool down here with my $40 million
because I could sleep at night
and I didn't do shit
that went against my morals
or my integrity.
That is exactly where I was going.
These people that I'm naming,
it may be easy to project
and say, hey,
if that happened to me,
I would be bitter
or I would be mad
or I would be angry.
I think these people rest on their moral compass and are totally fine with how they go to sleep at night.
I loved his explanation of I'm rich. Don't look at my money, but I have everything that I want.
And if I don't have it, it's only because I don't have it. If I want it, I'm going to make a phone call.
It's only because I don't have it.
If I want it, I'm going to make a phone call.
I'm going to get it.
I am fine.
To that argument, though, yes.
I think him and people like that are sleeping very peacefully at night.
I don't think they're losing any sleep over what they turned down and watching others get it.
That also don't mean now you kick they back in because they did it.
True.
That's true.
That's all. Your morals, your principles are you.
His morals, his principles are you His morals
His principles are him
Some people's morals are negotiable
Yours may not be
That's fine everybody reserves that right
But because he took it and went and made a billion
Or whatever much off of it
Don't knock him
Cause he talked about the dress
He brought up the dress a lot
I've heard Dave Chappelle bring up the dress a lot
And they go back to, yo, these
studios really want to emasculate us
and they make you put on a dress. The nigga
said this shit about Martin. He said, yo, you
wore the dress in part one. Why you
had to go back to the same costume? Make this nigga
a dog catcher.
Yeah. Undercover. Make him
an undercover principal. Make him some undercover
shit. You make him put the dress back on and
he was like, yo, he promised Martin, yo, I i'm gonna work with you on your next shit but when i
read the shit with the dresses i can't be a part of that no more i do want to i do want to i did
want to ask you guys if y'all are rolling with the the dress air quotes the dress what it means
are you are you submitting to the theory that Hollywood does try to make
prominent black men put this on?
Like, how do we feel about that?
I believe it.
Because he brought it up a lot
and there was a narrative,
there was an undertone
all sprinkled through the shit.
He wasn't the only person to say that.
A lot of people said it over the years.
I do want to ask y'all about in two seconds.
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Anyway, back to the dress.
Do y'all submit to the theory or no?
Yes.
I'm asking the tough questions here today.
I do.
They do. I do. I mean, I do. I do. I do.
I mean, so many of, we not in that industry,
but so many of them say it, and they say that they're kind
of adamantly against it,
and they kind of be trying to force
it on them almost. You know what I'm saying?
So the theory is, just to
be clear. You wear a dress, you get ahead.
Yeah, but specifically for black
men in Hollywood. Yes, yes, black men.
Okay. They lend it to
like they're trying to
emasculate us on camera
we have an actress
we have an actress
that's what I'm saying man
you said okay
you said okay
we have an actress
a black actress
right here
I want to toss it to her
so the only reason
why I offer
like the tiniest bit
of pushback on that
is just because
I've seen it
throughout cinematic history with white men doing it too.
Like the first movie that I thought of immediately was some like it hot
1959.
It was Jack lemon and,
um,
um,
Tony Curtis.
And it's a movie with Marilyn row.
They witnessed the mafia hit in order to,
you know,
kind of like hide.
They dress as women.
Um, no, um, um, bosom buddies, they witness a mafia hit in order to you know kind of like hide they dress as women you got them tatted on you?
no
no
bosom buddies
Tom
Tom Hanks
really big
comedy
sitcom
Mrs. Doubtfire
Mrs. Doubtfire
there's like
there's so many
examples
of
you know
Tootsie
but we not
we not
you're being willfully oblivious
no no no you're being willfully oblivious. No, no, no, I'm not.
You're being willfully oblivious
is what you're doing.
She got a point, though.
No, she don't.
It might, that point seems,
for me, personally,
seems to be moot in this conversation.
Because this conversation is,
are black men compelled
to put on dresses to get ahead?
That didn't say anything about white men in white Hollywood who don't need to wear a dress for certain doors to be open.
So if they do wear a dress, then woo, good for them.
We're talking about the black man plight of wearing a dress in white man Hollywood.
Okay, so then what about the character of Medea?
That was written, produced, directed, fully formed by Tyler Perry. Oh, so then what about the character of Medea? That was written,
produced, directed, fully formed by Tyler Perry. Oh, you're going to keep running. Tyler Perry,
his whole story is how I've had to work outside of Hollywood restraints and the Hollywood table.
And if I'm not willing to do certain things at that table, then I go build my own. And he went
and did that. That don't speak to the problems that black men are facing in Hollywood that we keep hearing about.
So why do you run from that specific point? Why do you keep trying to find the outlier?
Oh, it's not, it's not an outlier. I was just drawing comparisons, you know, because as many
comparisons as there are of black men, you know men wearing dresses for roles in movies and television shows, there is their white counterpart.
Yeah, but the white men don't need to wear a dress to get the roles.
But how do we know that?
Yeah, you don't really know.
I mean, here's the thing.
I'm just asking the question.
I've never heard a white man complain about wearing a dress, man, in Hollywood.
I know, because I've never really heard them talk about said agenda.
So, for example, Tom Hanks.
So then that's how you know.
When it came to Buzz and Buddies.
He wasn't a big star at the time.
He hadn't even starred in, what was it, Splash.
You know what I mean?
That was really his first shit.
So he was like an up-and-coming, real no-name actor.
Chevy Chase, we put you in a dress.
But he didn't have a problem with it.
They don't have a problem with it.
The problem is the black actors are saying this.
No, the ones that put the dress on don't have a problem with it either.
Because they put the dress on and got the role.
So that's why Tom Hanks is not going to have a problem with it.
Because he put the dress on.
Well, let me ask you guys.
That's what I'm saying.
Well, let me ask you guys.
I'm so angry that Tom Hanks has entered this conversation.
Well, so let me ask you guys as the black men in the room.
When you see this, when you see black men wearing dresses for roles,
do you feel like it's emasculating?
Can I ask you a question?
You know what you're doing, right?
PC, you walk in a safe line.
I don't know what's going on, but you're a person,
and you've been around a lot of people, celebrities.
She's got a lot of kids.
You've been in these situations.
We're asking you, how do you feel about it about are you saying you've never heard black men actors say that we have to wear this is
a thing for us this is a thing for us that's what we keep hearing them say no but that doesn't mean
anything that i personally don't have those i haven't had those conversations or been privy to
those conversations it doesn't mean anything that i haven't been. Okay. You know? We are telling you that that is what black actors are saying.
What do you say to that?
We're not asking if you've been at the table
while they talked about it.
I mean, if that's the way that they feel,
then that's the way that they feel.
Holy shit.
All right, you got this.
Why?
She's a legend.
Give her a pass.
She got a bunch of movies down the pipeline.
You sound like somebody with a lot of movies coming down the pipeline.
I'm not trying to be PC.
I'm also a woman where this doesn't really, like, I don't identify with it.
It's not my issue to identify with.
And I think that that happens a lot of the time is there's times where you guys don't identify with it. It's not, it's not my issue to identify with. And I think that that happens a lot of the time is there's times where you
guys don't identify with the things and the stances that I take because I am a
woman and you don't know what it's like to be a woman.
But that's when you challenge us to,
that is when you challenge us to look,
look for a perspective outside of our own.
So I understand that.
And that is exactly what I'm doing.
I'm offering a different perspective
because of the fact
that I am a woman
and I'm looking at it
like I'm not really seeing
that much of a difference
and if there is a difference,
just educate me on that.
That's what my point is.
Well, what he's saying
the difference is
there are black actors
or black comics
that are saying
they want us to wear
the dress to get ahead.
That is a fact. That's the education. That's ahead that is that's the education that's the education that's the education that's a fact people that are in that field i'm not there
you're absolutely right i have no idea but i'm hearing too many of my brothers speak to
the dress and what it means the dress the advances the it's all kind of that transcends
hollywood he went further. He expounded.
I feel like the dresses and the advances
and stuff like that,
that's...
I'm just saying
that there are some things
you have to be...
You may not typically do
some uncomfortability
that you have to take
to allow to get ahead
is what they're saying.
Okay, so can I ask this question?
And they said the same thing
about Holly
before she won her Oscar.
So, I mean,
there are issues out there in terms of gotta go through certain shit and this is off the heels
of taraji p this is off the heels of monique this is a fam mad black people are speaking
of what the fuck they're going through out there yeah and they speak to the other side of it too
like when we don't play ball what happens we there are people that
are proof of it cut your water off i sit there i i tell y'all all the time i was at eddie grippen
stand up and he's on stage he was like yo one of them hollywood dudes tried me in a party he's like
i slapped the shit out of him and they looked at me and said you will never work in this town again
he was like you know what i never worked in that town again it's the truth so there are people that's not willing to play that game there's some truth
and they stand and they're examples of what happens when you don't this was black people
beefing about denzel not winning for malcolm but winning for fucking uh training there are like we
yeah we're turning a blind eye no i think i don't have to be an actor to to have heard some
of this shit that go on with black people in hollywood no i i think we're conflating a whole
bunch of different issues at you know and creating just like one big pot of issues you know when we're
talking about taraji and monique they were talking about pay inequity and being you know black
actresses in hollywood you know and when we're talking about no that's the same thing it's the
same it's the exact same wearing a dress in the pay inequity it's the same exact but that but that speaks to her point
so she can identify with taraji and monique because she's looking at it from a female's
perspective she's not going to be able to identify with dave chappelle or kevin hart or um kat
williams because they're looking at it from a man wearing a dress.
But it's a black thing.
The gender don't separate.
But also, I had also
one other point that I wanted to make.
We've made the distinction that, you know,
white boy, black
man humor is kind of different.
The things that white boys find really funny,
black people
are like, uh, that's wild.
You know what I'm saying?
So wouldn't it kind of be a rational thought that white men or the heads of the titans of the industry and all the men with power and stuff like that,
they actually think that men in dresses are actually fucking funny and it has nothing to do with a form of emasculation?
Holy shit. Let itation. Holy shit.
Let it go.
Holy shit.
No, I don't.
It's literally, I'm posing a question.
I get your question.
I don't think that's it.
I think it's more of a, let me break you.
Let me break the Mandingo type thing?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fair.
I'm going to put you in this dress.
I'm the gatekeeper.
Like he was saying about the gatekeepers and shit. I am the person that can take you from here to here.
How bad you want it. So you're saying that a white man, white, white male actor in a dress doesn't have the same repercussions as it does for a black.
He may. But for this conversation, we're not talking about the white male actor at all.
this conversation we're not talking about the white male actor at all it's solely a black male actor conversation because the black male actors are the ones who are speaking out saying this is
what they're doing we haven't heard any white male actors say that so we can't group them in this
right now only the white men i'm only the black male actors are coming out saying hey they're
telling you if you don't wear a dress and And they can talk about that in their white actors meeting.
So we just keeping it to black male actors.
And yeah, I do think there's some truth to that.
Let's progress this thing.
Yeah, let's progress it.
Would y'all wear the dress?
No.
I'm not an actor.
I couldn't be Daredevil.
So I ain't about to put a dress on.
I don't need no fucking dress.
Even for like COE?
Never.
They're fucking crazy.
No.
Okay.
At all.
No, there's got to be something to be said for having a dick.
No, man.
No dress.
No underwears.
No panties.
No dressing in that funny stuff.
I'm not doing it.
Not at all. I don't play those type of games. funny stuff. I'm not doing it. Not at all.
I don't play those type of games.
You know what I'm saying?
And I can see how that agenda is pushed sometimes
because niggas ask me to do it on networks.
Like, yo, you should do this, Flip.
No, no.
I have it recorded and documented.
Maybe, I don't know what it is.
I don't know if it's a funny thing.
I don't know if seeing men in dresses is hilarious. I don't know if it's a funny thing. I don't know if seeing men in dresses is hilarious.
I don't know if it's some type of kink.
I think it is.
I think it's a combination of things.
And I'm not even a nigga on their level.
I'm not a guy on their level.
I'm just a guy that's out here doing it.
Yeah, even if you want to take it off of whatever you believe
the mythical dress to represent,
I think the broad scope, the broad question is,
is there anything that you'll say no to?
Yeah, that's what I think.
Yeah, I mean, obviously.
And I think that was Kat's point, too.
I think for black men,
that answer has to be different than white men.
Yes.
I mean, I guess, you know,
and I'll wrap it up after this, but I guess...
Promise.
Yeah, promise.
But I guess the question is because we've seen a couple of people who kind of wrote their own ticket.
You know, when I gave the Tyler Perry example, but Marlon Wayans is another example, you know, like white chicks.
Like they wrote they were right. They wrote their own ticket. They made the choice.
They wrote the script. They played the role. So I'm just like, well, Marlon Wayans comes from a family of comedy royalty.
But exactly.
They're looking at it as comedy.
Marlon Wayans can write his own ticket, Mel.
I know.
And so in writing your own ticket, you're still putting the dress on.
I see what she's saying.
So she's saying they're voluntarily putting the dress on.
They're voluntarily.
That still don't speak.
Please, let's move on.
OK.
I'll tell you.
That still don't speak.
Please, let's move on.
Okay.
That still don't speak to black people saying,
I can't progress in Hollywood without putting a dress on.
Why do y'all keep trying to include niggas that's willfully putting a dress on? Who gives a fuck if niggas wake up and want to wear a dress?
We talking about black niggas saying something.
Maybe the roles that they want.
We don't have to decipher it.
They are telling you plain as day. That ain't the time for us to chime in with. They saying something. Maybe the roles that they want to... We don't have to decipher it. They telling... They are telling you playing is dead.
That ain't the time
for us to chime in with...
They saying it.
Why is that...
Like I said, I told you.
I agree with you.
If we got to believe black women,
why we can't believe black men?
I agree.
Maybe the roles that they want
to put the money behind
all those movies.
I'm done with y'all movies.
When it comes to the dress
and they just don't want to.
Yeah, it could be that.
It could be they trying
to play the game.
Yeah.
Hey, look, I know they want to see us in the dress.
Even though I wrote it and produced it, guess what?
They'll give me the bag to fund it if I throw the dress on.
I think that entire interview with Cat, I still think that was the pow-pow.
That was him letting y'all know stop playing with me absolutely and I better not see nothing
else that I don't like on Beyonce and Al Gore's internet for the foreseeable future or else
I will come back up here and tell the truth I have receipts and there's nothing none of y'all
can do with me now I know cat to be cat. So while all that shit look fly, what spoke even more in volume was none of y'all replied with smoke.
None of y'all replied.
First of all, y'all replied fast.
All of you.
Quick.
Shaking in your fucking boots somewhere, you scared pricks.
Over a holiday.
That's what y'all did.
That let me know that something about what he's saying
has some validity.
And all y'all replied in a kind, loving way.
All y'all niggas was polite.
That nigga sat up there and called niggas' wives ugly
and y'all wrote a rhyme.
Rap fans online.
Oh, we got a verse.
Nigga, why are you talking about my wife in an interview?
I need to call you.
Now, this goes a little past that.
They always, Ricky Smiley, Ricky Smiley. Love to all.
Nigga, what?
Did you hear the interview that I heard?
Ain't no damn love to all.
Spank.
Sorry.
Too kind.
That shit was too kind.
You niggas with your tweets.
You niggas with your Insta stories.
Trick Daddy replied. We don't give a fuck.
That's my man, too.
Sorry, Trick.
But we don't care.
I ain't see Trick.
I ain't see Trick.
He definitely was not as diplomatic as the rest.
None of the replies mattered.
If they mattered, I would play some of them.
None of them mattered.
Y'all replied fast and kindly.
I think that,
what if they all try
to take the higher road?
Diplomacy.
To make it seem like he's tripping.
Nah, not just that.
Like, these niggas
is doing certain deals
and higher levels of deals.
It could be brand shit behind it.
Like, I ain't getting it.
That shit got tatted.
I'm not arguing with you
on no Diving the Dirty shit.
Don't do that,
because we do that too.
See, that seems like
one of the problems Kat got too.
And to be honest, I don't think
Kat may be compared to Kev
because both them niggas is like short.
But nothing
about them two. I don't
compare Kat. They're not even similar.
They're not content. I put Kat more
so in a whole nother, more
with Dave in them than I do with Kevin Hart.
Also, I'm not looking at Kevin Hart like a comedian today.
That's me.
Kevin's a movie star.
That's me.
I agree with that.
Kevin Hart is one of the biggest stars, period, transcends comedy, transcends movies.
If he did some foul shit along the way, it worked out for him.
It worked out for him.
That's a valuable little, I ain't
going to say it, because I don't know if he did that.
But if you got
to suck one dick
to get a couple billion,
some of them niggas is just going to grab the Listerine
and keep it pushing.
Don't tell nobody about this, alright?
Hey, some of them niggas going to tap you
and say, hey, you got a peppermint?
You got a big rat or something? And they go right along with their day. Some of them niggas gonna tap you and say, hey, you got a peppermint? You got a big red or something?
I can...
And they go right along
with their day.
Some of them niggas
gonna say, yo, you're mad too?
Can we make it two billion?
A billion?
I'm happy for Corey.
12 grand he want.
Nigga call me and say
he got a billion.
I say, how?
And he tell me...
Damn, dawg.
How you did that?
I think that's the meaning
of incompetence.
If I tell you that over the phone I shouldn't even have to say the confidence part
You should just know to hold it down for me
And I'm popping out here
We lit outside
We lit outside
You think niggas is bowing at Wawa a couple months ago
Let me show you what this one little joint.
One little quick, quick.
No, nigga.
I thug it.
I'm good, my nigga.
I'm a thug it, bro.
I wouldn't do it either.
I would live without the billion.
I would take mine.
See, and that's what I said.
Cat is successful.
Like, super successful.
Whether you believe him
or not.
Eight-figure Netflix deal.
Some of them comedy specials.
His Hall of Fame.
Yes.
Classic.
Like, there's nothing
you can say.
He's self-promoted.
If he show up
and get to telling jokes,
a lot of people are laughing.
And the views on this video
show what would happen
if he decided to concentrate
solely on nothing else but that. Like if he decided to concentrate solely on
nothing else,
but that like he busy helping people.
Like he said,
he clearly is in tune.
Cause he was in tune with everything.
Yeah.
All of those little clip baby questions that came at the end where you just
do,
because Shannon is draft Kings and draft Kings.
And you know,
I was watching that too.
He was knocking them out.
The park was watching that now too. Now I'd seen two the park. I was watching that now, too, now.
I'd seen two logos up top, right, center.
I saw that, too.
I saw that two logos split down the middle.
Hey.
Yeah, Club Shea Shea, upper right.
Add Baked In.
Baked In, a cutaway to just me.
Hey.
I ain't going to get into it because Pride speaks all day.
Gang, gang.
Gang, gang.
You know what I mean?
But a lot of money up there.
That close-up.
Them close-ups look different.
Boy, did I see that 1960s part in Shannon here.
Smooth as day.
That nigga was sitting there looking like a Lululemon model.
He was sitting there.
What's that?
Magnochromatic.
There's a word for what he was doing.
Monochromatic.
Monochromatic.
There we go.
Thank God.
My sister in words. my sister in words.
My sister in words.
Couches wasn't bad.
Fine place wasn't bad.
And I think I got the floating camera
like we got.
You know, I don't watch pods.
I seen that camera just going like this.
He has a different one.
No.
They have a different one.
They have the rig.
It's closer.
They have a different one.
Trust me, I can tell you.
Theirs is a little different.
They're probably uploading that footage for about two weeks.
That camera they got over there.
But what a just way to start the year.
Here's what I have for y'all, because I don't want to stay on this for too long, even though it was amazing.
We do have other things to get to.
What do you say to the
people that said Shannon's interviewing
skills? I didn't like that.
I was going to say that. What did y'all say
to that? They were bashing his
interview skills, not pushing back on questions,
so on and so on. Ah, come on, man.
I think that this interview
was kind of like
an education for Shannon.
He's good, you know, but I don't
think that he was prepared for what Cat Williams was bringing in there. I don't think you can. I
think he did his job amazingly. You got to clear out sometimes. When you want to run like that,
you got to let them go. That's true. But sometimes, you know, as the interviewer,
you know, you want to structure the interview and kind of like, you know, go down. Everything
ain't got to be structured, man. When it's flowing like that and Kat was going,
sometimes you just got to let them cook.
That's what you fuck up.
You come in trying to step on it and now I want to structure it out.
No, let them go.
That shit did $15 million for a reason.
Exactly.
$15 now?
$15.
$15.
There's really nothing wrong you could say when a piece of content
does that in that amount of time.
That's a win.
But for half of that interview, it did almost fit.
But that was my other favorite part about the interview.
Is that for half of it, it felt like Shannon was spoofing me.
Like, you know how when we get to saying some shit in here,
and then one of us will start trying to antagonize or instigate or provoke something.
No, you did that.
That's what he did for the first
night.
You put that in his contract, cat?
Why would you put that in your contract?
Why would you put that in there, cat?
On the battery.
You know the old school tricks?
Wait, you wanted me to ask
him, what now, cat?
I know those tricks. I was sitting there like, yeah, nigga. You wanted me to ask him, what now? Can't I do your thing?
Yo, I was sitting there like, yeah, nigga.
Even if this is like novice-y, I like it.
I can tell Shannon is well-educated, well-spoken. he speaks to the battles he had to go
through and just speech and that's big that's a big production that they're
doing over there so we got to keep some of this we got to keep this clean I got
to have my card it's got to be presented a certain way i think in that you still have to have the ability to to go off script
when it goes off script that's the only thing i'll say cat was off script so much and you could
see shannon wanting to get back to his car to go back back to the question it wasn't about it wasn't
about that then and he got to it later later he got it all in there. He shoved it in there.
But pause.
But when he get off script, it would have just been nice for Shannon to put the cards down.
And if you listening, then just listen.
Yeah.
And now just, that's my only thing I'll say about Shannon.
But boy, did they put on, Shannon, Cat, that whole team, the people in the background, the producers, the editors, they put on a clinic as to what independent content creation is about.
Because this is still a Shannon Sharp thing that he owns.
still a shannon sharp thing that he owns and it's the reason that you see a lot of the tv people in that pat mcafee mold but good to see shannon and somebody black like doing it at that level as
well owning the shit license it out do that the ad sponsor integration over here just spread that shit out and and and just look like that was that
was that just felt good to watch it felt good to watch or kick the fucking door open why don't you
let's go too many of these people out here right because everybody interviewing now
y'all interviewing people that we don't need to hear from at all but you're getting it off you
building a business who am I to knock it right the problem with that is the people that we rush
in the interview don't really have nothing to say that's it true that's it it's repetitive they all
have unless we promo in something unless we shoving some shit in your face to sell there is no true authentic real live
real-time Quincy Jones without his granddaughters around to tie him up interview of somebody telling
you what is really happening out here and 50% of it you could take as as truth and you the rest you
could throw away but there's some truth somewhere a this motherfucker. A lot of truth in there.
A lot of truth.
A lot of truth.
We need more of that.
I know everybody is deep in their bag for 2024.
So some of y'all are handcuffed.
The other part of that, though, Joe,
a lot of people won't do that
because they playing the game.
I don't want this person to come in here
talking, telling too much
because this might fuck up whatever else
I'm trying to work on.
They playing that same
game that he's speaking on.
So I don't want to
talk to you.
That's the beauty of
doing the crossover shit
because Shannon Sharp
is in sports
and Cat Williams
is talking about
some Hollywood shit.
Our shit isn't really
going to get mixed up.
Yes.
We're in different pots.
Not now.
I don't think
Shannon is
transcended sports to me.
For sure.
But I'm just saying like he doesn't have to me. For sure. You know what I'm saying?
But I'm just saying, like, he doesn't have to worry about getting a role.
And it's fucking up a role for him.
And I think even with the Cat Williams shit, and I was going to touch on this, I think he's independently rich.
Yeah.
Like, he said, yo, all of his shit, he promotes his own shit.
He pays for his own shit, all his own stuff.
He pays for it. So some nigg shit. He pays for his own shit, all his own stuff. He pays for it.
So some niggas, again, want the 500 million.
They want the billion.
They want the whatever.
He cool with his 30, 40 million dollars.
So now I have the ability and autonomy to speak on whatever the fuck I want to speak on with no recourse.
Y'all can't blackball me.
What's that number for each of y'all in here?
The what?
That comfortability number?
I mean, I'm speaking from where I am today.
I think if I had 40, 50, I'd be straight.
Mill?
Yeah.
Gentlemen, I'm tossing around.
60.
You know the thing, I don't know.
Only because the second you get that number,
that number's like, I'm comfortable here,
but now I would be really comfortable there.
I think that number's going to ever grow for me.
I think at 40, 50, I could just set up everything for my entire lineage.
All right, so you're going to walk over to the punch bowl.
No, I'm not walking over to the punch bowl.
I have limits.
Because that number could grow.
I have limits.
Something else could grow.
Nah, man.
Okay, no, no.
If you make it grow, we can make you grow.
Hey.
Paul, that came out too smooth, no. If we make it grow, we can make you grow. That came out too soon, Barks.
That came out too soon.
Barks, what's that number for you?
What's that number for you?
I don't think it would take that much, honestly.
$10 million.
Flip mail.
But I do agree that once you get, I've just seen it in life,
the more money you get, the more money you want.
I agree with you.
Your likes, your wants, everything.
You think you're comfortable here
and then it's like,
damn, I could really
be comfortable there.
Again, it's based on where we are,
but Parks don't have kids.
That's true.
You get what I'm saying?
So when you start talking
that Parks had two kids
running around,
now you want to hopefully
make sure that your children's...
We don't know what's
the deep, dark secrets
of Amara, too, though.
Oh, shit.
You know what?
We don't.
I've been watching shit on TV.
You don't know what
this tall dude is doing over there
in the depths of the night.
He's over there wiling.
There might be a couple
little niggas on
trying to mix something.
She's a fool.
I think 25 mil.
That wouldn't be my number.
I'd say like 60.
Flo Rida was at Starless, too.
Oh, my God.
He was?
Did you sit for him?
In the flame of flame.
Ram, ram.
In the flame of flame.
They are like besties.
Huh?
If me and you was in there?
Oh, God.
Nigga was throwing some shit.
Could have made a movie.
Yeah.
Or been in a movie. Or been in a movie.
Or.
Again.
If you brought your dress.
Shout out to Cat Williams.
Shout out to Shannon Sharp, man.
Yeah, amazing work.
For real.
Amazing work.
Great way to start the year.
Shout out to the production.
Y'all comedians, boy.
Get it together.
It's a nasty world out there, boy.
He was telling. I need somebody to do that in rap no you don't it's
a difference and rap somebody died somebody you heard him talk about it he said it he said he
said it he said it when he talked about a cannon Nick Cannon show he's like yo they needed a bridge
between comedians and rappers cuz the rappers would have been beating them off fucking comedians
up when you stepped over the line you Yeah, no, it's true.
He said it.
It's true.
All right, what else?
What else we got?
Want to stay in comedy and go to Dave Chappelle?
Oh, yeah.
Dave Chappelle was happy that Cat took over.
But that also spoke for me to how powerful Cat is.
cadiz like to be able to take the spotlight off of a Dave stand-up New Year's Eve stand-up that spoke to me that spoke to me uh I this is different
for me because we went to go see it it was a little different twist yeah but
going to see it ruined whatever the big time for me the funniest the
funniest jokes for me i saw and because i saw it and know what the real set is i also know where
you tweak we used to put in your dreamer shit that you had i like the dreamer shit it wasn't
typical day for me dave is normally a little if he if he's, Dave never sounds like that long thing is rushed.
There's always a grander.
It did feel short and rushed.
I do agree with that.
Yeah, that wasn't Dave.
Like, if I didn't see the stand-up and I was just watching that and some Dave shit, I'd
have probably been tight.
Yeah, yeah, I can see why people would have been tight over it.
I haven't seen it live and then watching it again, I enjoyed it.
Oh, yeah, no, I enjoyed it too.
Because it also threw me back to the night we were over there. Yeah, yeah. And I'm watching with my girl who didn I enjoyed it. Oh yeah, no, I enjoyed it too. Because it also threw me back to the night we were over
there. Yeah. Yeah. So...
And I'm watching with my girl who didn't see it, so
she's laughing at all the shit that I think is funny too.
It was great. It was good. But they was
kicking Dave's back. I ain't watching. Boy, was they
kicking Dave's back. They was fucking him up out there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is your goat?
Yeah. They called
this whole shit under review. Y'all wrong.
They tried to go back there. And this wasn't funny. And this was... Yeah, they rewrote history on them. Y'all wrong. They tried to go back to, and this wasn't funny.
And this wasn't funny.
Yeah, they rewrote history on them.
Yeah, I ain't like that.
Y'all stop it, man.
That's Dave.
You know that's how it goes, man.
Yeah, that's Dave.
That's how it goes.
That's still Dave.
What I did find funny was that whole beginning part about the senator in the wheelchair.
And then we got the Epstein list.
And you made it on the list? You made it on the list i said oh no this is way too perfect why they lay this shit out like this okay damn that that was great but i do want to close
chappelle by reading oh go ahead i want to read something uh who did i steal this from? This is from a guy named Jesse David. I don't have
any idea who he is, but he wrote this about Chappelle. And it's long. So let's see. Let
me try to find a good. I want to break this up for y'all because it's long. I'm sorry.
That's cool. No problem.
Fuck it. I'll just read it. Chappelle is is funny as I argued earlier in the book if people find you funny you're funny and
undeniably people find Chappelle funny in this moment he's the biggest comedian in the country
and I do get it Chappelle is an exceptionally charismatic master of the craft of making people
laugh even at things they don't agree with but how good Chappelle is technically at stand-up is
hindering how great he could be. In a room,
Chappelle might be as great as he likes to say he is. He can be silent on stage and the audience
gets pulled in. It's a superpower very few have possessed and he is undoubtedly its omega level.
He can talk for long stretches without jokes, telling stories earnestly, if that's the type
of story it is. He can be stupid when the audience needs that, and yes, he can find a small room's line
and cross it deliberately, as few have ever done.
But all this ability to connect with the audience,
to ride their energy, to manipulate them,
has slowly become hell on his material.
By focusing on sensitive subjects,
Chappelle pumps his jokes up with so much artificial tension
that when combined with his undeniable charisma,
it means he doesn't have to do much to get a huge shock laugh. jokes up with so much artificial tension that when combined with his undeniable charisma,
it means he doesn't have to do much to get a huge shock laugh.
The danger and relief for a comedian can become addictive.
In an interview with Letterman, Chappelle compared himself to Evel Knievel.
Like a stuntman with East Special, he chases the rush.
As myth maker, he determined this was noble, as if he's the only one that dares to go there in reality he was just attracted to what was already hot less a truth teller than a clout chaser
a lot of his supposedly edgy jokes had been done before bigotry is hack what has happened to
chapelle's comedy is best illustrated uh is best illustrated by a bit in,
come on, let's get to it here.
Let me get to the end.
Chappelle is very good at making lies seem true.
After a nearly five-minute childhood story
about a friend inviting him to dinner at his house,
the friend's mother sadly informs little Dave,
we'd love to have you,
it's just that we weren't expecting company
and I'm afraid there's not enough stovetop stuffing
for everybody.
Chappelle pauses.
Oh, this is long.
Let me just get to the end here.
Get to the end.
Here we go.
He gets a big laugh, sharp turn.
It was a pretty clever, interesting journey this first time.
But in recent years, a noticeable portion of his jokes have followed this formula, following long buildups with an unrelated shot punch line predictable to anyone paying close enough attention.
It makes both the slow buildup where he occasionally tries to sneak in some sort of message and the inevitable twist.
So incredibly boring. It's like a sleight of hand magician who, no matter the fancy shuffling, always pulls the four clubs as the prestige.
No matter the fancy shuffling, always pulls the four of clubs as the prestige.
Then you realize the entire deck is made up of four of clubs.
He used to be better than that.
This is what it looks like when a comedian doesn't listen to the audience.
Long story short, he's saying stop with the trans jokes, and I don't disagree.
He has been leaning on that as a crutch for the past three or four specials.
And I get it, but like bro,
you could find somewhere else to go.
You just feel like you did.
Well he did, he went to the handicap.
Yeah, but then he didn't.
And then he went back.
He kept staying on the trans thing.
And like.
That Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey joke.
That was brilliant.
That was amazing.
That was brilliant.
We all said that when we heard it.
That was brilliant.
The way you flipped that, and that's what it sounded like he's talking about,
the long, drawn-out story.
No, the Jim Carrey, Andy Kaufman shit was genius.
I don't want to hear nothing about that.
But if it's not at that level, then you can keep the trans joke.
It's time to let that go, Dave.
And this ain't even us saying it.
He said it in the special.
He did.
He did.
He did.
And then continued to lean on it.
Yeah.
I think Dave is him.
I still enjoy it.
But there's still a little bit of validity in some of this.
There's absolutely validity in that.
It is.
It's time.
You were saying the list.
The list.
The list.
The list.
Yeah, this is some bullshit.
Why don't they just release the actual fucking list?
You know Mel has it right in her hand.
They released the list.
They released a bunch of 3,000 pages worth of court documents that I was absolutely not skimming through.
Mel did it.
I did not fucking do it.
I didn't have time for that shit.
But, you know, like everybody's like skimming through
to find the good parts and shit like that.
What you got for us, big Mel?
There's a list.
She found the sex abuse.
I downloaded the whole list
and saw that shit.
I was like, I'm not doing this.
I mean, there's a lot of people on the list.
My girl was going through all that shit
while I was watching her nigga.
Yeah.
But I just think that
the distinction needs to be made.
You know, like everybody's talking about Epstein Island like it's pedophile island.
And you look at this list, you're like, there's no way that this is what was going on.
What you mean?
Huh?
What you mean?
You don't think Stephen Hawking was out here getting...
Stephen Hawking.
Please tell us more.
Yeah, yeah.
There is a lot of,
Chrissy Teigen is on the list.
John Cusack,
John Legend,
Kathy Griffin,
Tom Hanks.
Why they couldn't be down
to get there?
Come on, stop it.
I'm finished.
Guys are crazy.
Yeah.
Meryl Streep.
Hold on.
Oprah Winfrey,
Pharrell Williams,
Demi Moore
I mean
Will Smith
Woody Allen
Wanda Sykes
Well we know
Woody Allen
Tom Hanks
The island was definitely
A party island
So there's pretty
There's probably
You know
Very like
You know
The upper echelon
Of society
There's a lot of parties there
You know
Private jets
Blah blah blah
And at these parties
Were there possibly
Oh so you're caping for them?
No, I'm not caping at all.
It's not a caping.
I just, no, it's not caping.
I just think that there was...
You're starting 2024.
Very caping, young lady.
There was a...
People who were down for that shit,
they were there for that shit.
But there was other people who probably
had no awareness of that shit happening.
Going on.
Well, in the 2,000 pages, though,
before they got to every name mentioned,
there was a little line
saying what they was doing
on the island.
So did you get
to those parts?
I'm going to tell you this.
I've never been
to the island.
Uh-huh.
Read that name right there.
When you get close,
them niggas will...
It says Beyonce.
Why are you scared to say Beyonce?
That says Beyonce.
What are you saying?
Okay.
Oh, so your theory is
because Beyonce's on there,
then there have to be some people
that were just partying.
Then say that.
Why are you making me say that?
I literally just said that, though.
You didn't say Beyonce.
You didn't say Beyonce.
Left out a name.
Wow.
You fell right into the trap.
The oldest trap in the book. Yeah, good job, man. You didn't say Beyonce. That's not a name. Wow. You fell right into the trap. The oldest trap in the book.
Yeah, good job, man.
Read that name right there.
What the fuck type of podcasting was that?
Don't y'all start 2024 with this shit.
Listen, we may have just entered a new year,
but I'm still smarting from some shit in 2023, okay?
So give me a fucking break.
All right, so tell us the names listed
that you don't believe was doing freaky shit.
You clearly got some names that you ain't rolling with
no matter what comes out.
She ain't like that Pharrell.
She ain't like Pharrell.
She ain't like Oprah.
Oprah, Anderson Cooper, Ben Affleck.
Wait, why Anderson Cooper?
Why you don't think Anderson Cooper got freaky?
I just don't.
That's how I'm man.
That's why Anderson Cooper like that.
I just don't. I just don't. I love Anderson't talk about Anderson Cooper like that. I just don't.
I just don't.
I love Anderson Cooper.
I don't know him.
I don't know him like that.
I don't know that he ain't getting freaky on the island.
He be in the midst of the war getting hit in the head with rocks and standing there.
Don't play with Anderson Cooper again.
He might.
He might what?
He might what?
He might have some fun on that island.
I want to shout out all our LGBTQA plus listeners out there.
Why are you shouting them out?
Anderson Cooper's gay.
No, he's not.
Yes, he is.
He says who?
Says him.
Nigga.
He's married and they adopted a kid.
Anderson Cooper's gay, the news guy?
Yes.
I didn't know that.
I'm surprised.
Shout out to Anderson Cooper
okay
wow
yeah
that's my man
that's my people
from what I was saying
the list
is associates
like it don't necessarily mean
everybody was with
that
but just being associated
with
that person
well it's because
it's because of what's come to light
this Cape City
I ain't caping
it's not
this Cape City
that's jumping out the window.
You can't accuse all the people that went over there to be doing some salacious stuff.
I mean, they just putting everything together like a gumbo.
Nah.
I think it ties back into some of the shit that Kat was saying.
I think you don't even get invited to the island if you...
They already know that you
gonna keep your mouth shut whatever you see
so even if you not participating
you could be in a room not participating
but seeing some shit
and observing some shit and you just gonna shut your
fucking mouth you don't
get an invite if you don't
or
or
or
or it could be
we know you was at this alley.
We got your name on this list now.
Don't play with us.
Yeah, shut up.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's that.
Good nigga.
I don't care if you want to keep your mouth shut or not.
Now.
You got to.
We got you.
We need some dirt on you.
This is your dirt.
Y'all know it's mad.
That's how that works.
Wealthy people, secret society.
Absolutely.
And sex circles. Yes. Where people, secret societies, and sex circles.
Yes.
Where you sign a paper, exclusive membership, millionaire, billionaires only, nobody ever knows, people you would never expect.
What do you think about that?
Nigga, you've seen billions.
We watch SVU.
I wasn't asking either one of y'all
I think that there is truth
To what you're saying
Yo she's good
So whatever role you got then count me in
Count me in
Oh I can't believe it
We are watching this in real time
Mel
It got you.
Yo, your agent been agenting?
Now, I can tell when somebody agent been agenting out here.
She kind of been doing her thing.
She got the night agent.
God damn it.
She got the 24 hour agent.
She ain't trying to risk whatever's coming.
50 long stock and three or whatever the fuck she about to do.
Orphan Annie.
Okay, Mel. Fuck she about to do Orphan Annie Okay man But now that we know that
We'll stop putting you
In a position where
You gotta tell the truth
As a podcaster
We'll stop doing that
We'll stop
We'll work with you
So you can keep the gig
But if you don't
If you keep it a secret
And we don't know
Here's the sitch
Is I am not a member
Of high society
I have never claimed to be
There is shit that I'm
I'm literally like I I don't know.
You're being willfully oblivious again
and it's my job as an expert
podcaster to move us past this point.
But that's cap.
How is it? You're Melissa
Ford. So you think that I know
things? You're beautiful.
Oh, whoa.
Whoa.
Write it down.
And you responded? I'm just saying. Mel, I'm not doing Oh, whoa. Okay. Whoa. Write it down. She's still there. Write it down.
And you responded?
I'm just saying.
Mel, I'm not doing this.
Stop.
Okay, fine.
Stop trying to read this name me again.
I'm not.
You're definitely good for a plus one. You've been to some dinners we wouldn't be invited to.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
And you've acknowledged that.
Yeah.
Come on.
And you threw that on the floor a couple of times.
The secret room. Yeah. All that shit. Yeah. Quincy House,'ve acknowledged that. Yeah. Come on. And you've threw that on the floor a couple times. The secret room.
Yeah.
All that shit.
Yeah.
Quincy House, the bookshelf.
Yeah.
Come on.
Okay.
I will say this.
There is a very big difference between what was probably going on on that island and Peter
Nygaard's island.
You know what I'm saying?
Who the hell is that?
Who the fuck is Peter Nygaard?
What the fuck?
That's what I'm saying.
You know who I'm talking about?
I know who he is.
Okay.
Who?
I'm just going to...
Okay, so Peter Nygaard was...
I think he was a billionaire as well.
He had his own island.
He had private jets and the whole nine,
and he used to have these wild parties.
He used to fly a lot of girls to this island,
and he had some very strange sexual proclivities.
Proclivities.
He liked people to shit on him.
Oh.
So anyways,
oh, sorry, allegedly,
but I think that's been proven.
Anyways, so that was out in the open.
That was a terribly kept secret.
She hot-potatoed this shit off her.
No, but what I'm saying is...
This girl is putting on a masterclass.
No, but what I'm saying is
that Epstein was traveling
in extremely
powerful circles
so that kind of
information
was just not
you know
ready at the bit
groundbreaking
thanks
Jeff
wow
but we did find out
that was going on
at his
what was going on
at the Epstein parties
eventually
but look how many
it took almost two decades
so what he's saying
is that this list
that came out of people that been to the Epstein parties could have list that came out of people that have been to the Epstein parties
could have been doing some of this shit that was happening at the Epstein parties.
Or they could have been wildly oblivious to the whole thing.
So you think Stephen Hawking was just doing math?
Just rolling around.
Well, they gave actual examples of what was happening with Stephen Hawking.
Yeah, get naked and get to the chalkboard.
What?
What is that?
I read that part.
What y'all talking about?
He made them put a little outfit on
and go to the chalkboard and do some math.
Playing kinky math games is crazy.
Carry the one.
Come on.
I'll carry this one.
And you won.
I'm going to give you my exponent.
What?
Prime numbers are usually pretty low, right?
Y'all are horrible.
I've been watching you for this podcast.
I see something on your wrist that I didn't see before.
And, you know, the hate in me had to come out.
Did you upgrade your bracelet?
Because you didn't have that.
It was a little latch.
It's an audio show.
It was a link.
It's an audio show.
There's a video, too.
No, yeah, we got good cameras, too.
Can you lift your bracelet up? Lift your cameras too. Can you lift your bracelet up?
Lift your hand up.
Can you lift your wrist up?
Too heavy.
So my main thing is that you come in here with shit like that,
do you have a new car outside as well?
I'm going to get you.
I know you are.
He can play.
I know you are.
I'm going to get you.
When did that happen?
Is that new or you just upgraded it?
It's an audio show, Joe year question new year no bracelet didn't match my necklace
I can't have that I'm with you got a you know got a coordinate That's it. Was that a gift to yourself?
It's a birthday gift?
It was a gift.
Okay.
Okay.
I don't like that shit at all.
Really?
I don't like that shit.
That shit shotted in my eye.
For some reason, the diamonds are different.
What are you doing?
Who do you think you are?
And you don't want niggas to ask for it.
Don't get me started.
Yo.
Don't get me started.
Change it.
Don't come back here with that shit.
Change it.
Look at that shit. You see?
Look at his sock.
Look at that shit, son.
This nigga said change it.
It's blinding.
Don't come back here with that.
Oh, shawty.
Shawty, shawty, shawty, shawty. Shawty, shawty, shawty, shawty.
Shawty, shawty.
Hey, all this money.
Stop.
Oh, shit.
That's how the song goes.
They don't say all this money.
Yes, they do.
Oh, look.
Y'all really ready to shoot at me.
No, they don't.
Yes, they do.
All the winnings.
They say all this winning, my nigga.
Oh.
His version say that. I thought it said money. I thought it this winning, my nigga. Oh. His version say that.
I thought it said money, too.
I ain't going to hold it.
All this winning.
You wouldn't know the words to the Beyonce song.
I sure do.
Shout out to the Beehive.
And everybody else.
Great segue.
You're at Hockenheim?
Yep.
Write it down.
Don't try to get me in trouble.
You want to go ahead?
I hired a woman to do it.
And if she won't, I won't.
Oh, this is winning.
Ew, that's corny now.
No.
I thought it was, oh, there's money.
I thought it was money, too.
I ain't going to hold it.
I really did.
Anyway.
What's the new role, Mel?
What?
The Nanny 3?
We could hear it.
The Nanny 3.
Return of the Maid?
What is the new role?
We could hear it.
Yo, why she got to be a nanny or a maid? Return of the maid? What is the new role? We could hear it.
Yo, why she got to be a nanny or a maid?
See that Hollywood shit?
Oh, now you want to?
Oh, wait, wait, wait.
Some of the black, the white people do it.
You ain't get it.
But when I did it.
I got a trick for Mel.
She better not try to get me to relate to a woman trauma for the rest of 2024.
That's a fact.
Every other scenes with Mel is, as a woman,
the trauma of being a woman,
and you got the nerve to not want to stand with the black men?
Oh, I know you're not talking.
Yes, I am.
Oh, shit.
Perfect example.
Who was the one who first came in here,
like fist in the air,
defending Jonathan Majors
while y'all kicked his fucking back in?
Flip.
Thank you.
What?
Me.
And what do you mean defending?
He's guilty.
What are you talking about?
Don't turn like that.
What the fuck is she talking about?
Don't turn like that.
That's like my Tory take, nigga.
Even if he's guilty.
We all root for the guilty, nigga.
Right?
So what are you saying? Thatiggas, right? Yeah.
So what are you saying?
That he should be free?
Yes.
Yes.
You saying it was cool?
Who should be free?
You saying what Jonathan Major did was cool?
Oh.
Don't, don't, don't.
Don't start with me.
Was it cool or not?
Go.
Was he all right?
Was he all right?
Huh?
It was all right?
So it was cool to defend that?
That's what you want?
What?
Is it cool to push a woman in a truck go I
Think they were both toxic
Mel you better be in Black Panther for
It better be a blockbuster not
You gotta be in some shit Transformers 17.
She got to.
It must be a remake, a cover, a redo of some shit coming.
Anyways.
The way that she going.
She got some shit up.
Look at her.
You can tell.
You always can tell you got some shit up your sleeve here.
Yeah, every time she put a little Dolly Barton sweat on.
Fuck that.
You coming a whole new swag?
You defending Hollywood?
You just defending black men?
At every turn. I was not defending Hollywood. You just defending black men. I was not defending Hollywood.
You are nasty, man.
I was not defending shit.
Nigga, that shit was like a wild egg.
We got new mail.
I didn't want to start with dog piling on mail for 24 hours.
We're not dog piling the text on the wall.
I was just moving the conversation.
That was it.
Away from Hollywood.
We got it.
To everywhere but where black men wanted it to go.
You moving away from Hollywood. They going to be hurt. Let everywhere but where black men wanted it to go. You moving away from Hollywood.
They going to be hurt.
Let's see.
What else here?
Oh, shit.
Before we leave,
well, we left the Cat Williams shit,
but he did remind me that.
Hey, Jared Carmichael,
he got tucked away somewhere ever since that little tiff with Dave.
They had a tiff?
Yeah.
I remember that tiff.
When Dave was doing his last special
and all the transgender
people were attacking him
and the gay
the gay community
was attacking him
that's when
Jared Carmichael
came out as gay
yeah okay
and he had some words
for Dave
and the shit he said
in his special
and then in Dave's
next special
he sent a little shot
at Jared Carmichael
but that was right
when Jared Carmichael
was like
it seemed like some shit was changing
for him. Shit was moving and then
you fuck with the wrong person.
You never work in this town again.
Cut that water off. That last stand up you did was good.
Now you suck a dick for nothing.
Oh. Well.
No.
He's enjoyed himself.
If one of my friends
do that and then you take back the perks, we gonna jump you,
nigga.
We coming mobbed deep.
You can't do that to my man after he did that to you.
And why do I want to know that my nigga don't have the fire mouth?
What? Pause, man. We about to jump you. What is going on? And why do I want to know that my nigga don't have the fire mouth? Yo!
What?
Pause, man!
Yo, we about to jump you.
What is going on?
You going back?
Nah, I don't want to see that like that.
Yo, you couldn't get the movie?
You straddling the fence again.
Yo, you let a nigga take the dick?
Oh, shit.
Couldn't be me.
Nigga wanted to stop.
Nigga wanted to dodge you.
Dungeon dragon.
That nigga's nasty.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Dungeon dragon.
That nigga's laughing.
Stop.
That gave me the balls.
Holy shit.
Oh, man.
That's why it's best to not even try to enter that world.
Because you won't be bad at it.
Now you got to learn the rules of at it. Now you got to learn
the rules of that world.
Now you got to get your skills.
Come see me when you're right, niggas.
Yo, you got to work on your grind.
You can't do that to me.
Yo, that's great.
You got to get on your grind,
my nigga.
Hit the gym.
I need movie scripts
while I'm working on my shit, though.
Working on your what?
My shit. My skill. Are you fucking nuts? You got to give me scripts. working on my shit, though. Working on your what? My shit.
My skill.
Are you fucking nuts?
You got to give me scripts.
Don't touch me, man.
I ain't doing no shit.
Stop now.
Y'all being immature.
We being immature.
Oh, shit.
I know that these are just stupid, yo.
Yo, you ever look at your girl while she's sucking your dick?
All right.
Yo.
Stop. Now. I'm asking? All right. Yo. Stop.
Now.
I'm asking y'all.
Yes.
Yes, we do.
What is that?
How does that correlate?
Don't that shit look like such a task?
They don't call it a job for nothing.
Oh, Melissa.
I'm going to throw my sneaker at you, yo.
Oh, my God.
I'm going to throw my sneaker at y'all, yo.
Shining, shining, shining, shining.
Shining, shining, shining, shining. Shining.
Mel!
Get the fuck out of here, bro.
You can't say that.
Oh, shit.
Holy shit.
Mel, what'd you do man Huh
What'd you do over the break
I'm not fucking with Mel
For 2024
I'm sure
2024 Mel I can see it
I see it now
I ain't even focusing on it
You got a new agent
Nope just gotta let it go
You got a new agent
No
Pocket watch
Yes you do
No I don't
Every time you lie
You touch your hair
Why you keep touching your hair
God damn
Stop
Do you have a new agent
Go I do not Is it the same agent Yes New roles Tell me you lie, you touch your hair. Why do you touch your hair? God damn. Stop. Do you have a new agent?
Go.
I do not.
Is it the same agent?
Yes.
New roles?
Yes.
All right.
See, you got no right questions to ask, man.
Oh, shit.
Salute. What are you doing for Hollywood?
I am not keeping.
Come on.
We got shit to get to.
What else?
What else?
Ice been dying to come talk about Uncle Murder.
I love it.
I love it.
Wrap up his hair. He did a three part this year. Start the year out with Uncle Murder. I love it. I love it. Wrap up is here.
He did a three part this year.
Start the year out with some lies.
I knew it.
What's lies?
What you about to say?
What, that I love to wrap up?
I'm about to say what?
Yeah.
I hate when you do that.
Nigga, I love that shit, bro.
I like that shit.
I went back to the first one, which was 2014, and let them all play.
Like, just to hear the bullshit over the years so you heard the decline the decline no i heard the increase of bullshit
stop it man what do we talk all right well you obviously have something to say let me hear what
you got to say i'm waiting to hear what you got to say i'm saying that i love the bullshit i like
the way he i like the sample flips i like the way he did this shit this year where he know everybody
wanted him to talk about puff so he kept teasing it in the first first part didn't finish that well you know
maybe part two I'll get to it and the whole second half of part two was
dedicated to pump that was funny to me I like it I didn't know there was a three
part of the parks that told me because I was listening like damn he missed oh I
didn't have a chance to hurt the third part okay but yeah I fuck with this I'm
been looking forward to it.
I look forward to it every year.
Like,
you can lie and say you done.
You ain't done.
You gotta keep doing this shit,
murder.
That's my take.
I love it.
What y'all think?
I like it.
I heard it.
It was regular.
Right.
You don't like it?
The second one was pretty funny.
No.
I didn't hear it,
sorry.
I don't feel like
that's on your radar.
Yeah,
nah, nah. I just heard the
puff part clipped out yes yeah got it no that hit spiritual healer
no because it was everywhere it was because again that's what people wanted to hear if
how he and you know murder signed the 50 that's why everybody
saw it
so you know
he was gonna go crazy
on about
yeah
that's it
he also
any
he
Murder's told you
any of 50's enemies
is mine
so he pointed out
what Ross and B
album did
he did
yeah
he talked about you Joe
he did
he talked about me every year
he threw you in there
that just speaks to the year
I be having.
You can't wrap up the year
without me, nigga.
Oh, I see.
Look at it.
That's nice.
Okay.
I like your standpoints.
He talked about you
and shit like that.
And, you know,
just like, all right.
What'd he say?
Just talked about the fight,
what happened.
Can't say the lines,
but just talked about
what happened with Joe.
That's all. But I thought it was dope. I thought overall it was dope. You know, we look forward to it. He stole it from, what happened. Can't say the lines, but just talk about what happened with Joe. That's all.
But I thought it was dope.
I thought overall it was dope.
You know, we look forward to it.
He stole it from, what's his name?
Mad Skills.
Yeah, he, full-time Jack move on Mad Skills.
And he made it his own.
He did.
So people do look forward to it, to hear the nonsense.
So I agree with Ice on that.
Every year, I was, and it seemed like every year getting worse.
Like, he just got to gotta you can't do it
in one record now
like this just was
10 minutes
13 minutes
now you have three parts
like it's just so much
bullshit happening
over the years
yeah we look forward
to Murder to Wrap It Up
that's it
Joe
what
I'm
this is an audio show
we're not taking our takes
on anything
I only heard the clips oh okay what do you think on the clips you heard I think that you could
tell he was on the road for half a year hmm he said it about yeah I think he had
to you could just hear it it don't it didn't for me it didn't sound like it
normally sounds like I don't know if it was the, he clashed with the beats.
He did.
They were hard beats, but he didn't necessarily sound like the greatest over them.
I think that's probably, like, last year was that, and I want to say 2020.
The producer that flipped that, the producer that flipped Victory for him, that was hard.
That was hard.
I just didn't think he sounded the greatest over it.
But I loved the puff attack over that.
Victory, yeah.
That's fly.
But just listening to it, no, I can't.
Like, this ain't no lyrical.
I couldn't listen to that.
This is the mess.
Yeah, this is the jokes and the mess.
We not, I'm not ever, and I'm an Uncle Murder fan.
I'm not listening to him to hear bars.
Don't paint me in that.
I'm not saying.
I didn't ask for him
to be lyrical miracle, man.
Never said.
I just asked for him
to fucking clear his throat
and just sound
sonically pleasing
over the beats.
I asked that from rappers.
Got it.
But shout out to Murder.
People do look forward to it.
If I'm Mad Skills,
I'm still looking for you
in the daylight with a flashlight.
He addressed that on one of them. Y'all trying to make it be peaceful. Yay, took it from Murder. Nah, Skills was hot. murder people do look forward to it if I'm mad skills I'm still looking for you in the daylight with a flashlight
trying to make it be peaceful yeah
he like that yeah
I don't know man skills I don't know about murder I don't know man skills
2024 I'm not gonna speak for man skills
2024 everybody's our guy
skills is my guy everybody's nothing but our guy
everybody's nothing but our guy
and you not my guy I don't fuck with a lot of these niggas a lot of them is our guys I don't fuck with a lot of these niggas's not my guy. He was hot though. No, not anybody. And you're not my guy. I don't fuck with a lot of these niggas.
A lot of them is our guys.
I don't fuck with a lot of these niggas.
Skills is my guy,
but he was hot.
I don't know mad Skills.
I never met him.
But again,
yo,
you've been doing this
for a long time.
Murder came in.
Jack J's swag.
People want to hear from him now.
That's what he said.
And it's what happened.
No disrespect,
but no one running
and saying,
yo,
Skills,
you doing a wrap-up
this year?
No,
they saying murder.
When it's coming?
That's fucked up.
Cold game.
You're going to get
dissed in the next
Skills wrap-up.
I don't care.
Hey,
listen,
I'm honest with mine.
Y'all diss me,
I'm making a phone call.
He still does a wrap-up?
Skills is nice enough
to flip that ice shit up.
Do it.
Oh,
yeah.
That's my guy though. My yeah. That's my guy though.
My guy.
That's my guy.
That's good.
I want that to leave in 2024.
Podcasters and my guy.
No, I'm not letting that leave
because I have people
that are my guys.
I want that to go.
Do we have to destroy
relationships?
Hell no.
Hell no.
I'm actually Cat Williams
energy, nigga.
Do we have to destroy
relationships?
He had his guys,
that people that he fucked with.
Is that what I'm saying?
So you're going to do the same thing? I'm talking about had his guys, that people that he fucked with. That's exactly what I'm saying. So you're going to do the same thing?
I'm talking about Cat Williams.
He had people that he fucked with.
Live in truth.
You know,
phone me.
You get me mad.
The 2024.
That fucking bracelet got to your head.
You hit me tight.
The 2024.
Take it off.
Live in truth.
Take it off, nigga.
No,
don't look at me like that
because it's,
I get what he's saying
because it doesn't sound,
everybody being your man
doesn't sound good for a podcast. All right, listen. Hold on. I understand what he's saying because it doesn't sound, everybody being your man doesn't sound good for a podcast.
All right, listen.
Hold on.
I understand what he's saying
because when you listen back,
I agree.
But what about you?
You have real relationships.
That's all I'm talking about.
I don't say that shit.
What about these niggas
really your man?
I never say that.
Like, no disrespect.
You said,
that's my man, that's my man.
I never met him,
but that's my man.
Stuff like that.
You said that about me.
That's just, that's just,
I'm saying when I say somebody,
Hold on, hold on, nigga.
Don't throw me.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on, freeze.
What's happening? Don't do that. Don't, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold on, hold on. Hold the fucker freeze.
What's happening?
Don't do that.
You done that.
You went from Mr. Talk about everybody with no filter to super PC nigga.
You an involuntary PC, regular PC.
You an all type of PC.
Correct.
Correct. Don't just dump these niggas.
Correct.
That's just.
Correct.
I don't say these niggas are my guy though.
That's just suck my dick.
That's just podcast shit.
This is before podcast shit. None of these niggas is my man though That's just podcast shit This is before podcast shit With me for real
Anybody that's my man
I call him on the side
This is my friend
And
He let me know
Yo step off
You know that
Correct
And I watch him do it
With his peoples
And you
I don't know who your people
I know
There you go
You don't know who my peoples are
That's a fact
But my peoples know who they are
Okay true
So if I say
You don't hear me come up here And say I don't That's my guy You don't see know who they are. Okay, true. So if I say, you don't hear me
come up here and say,
that's my guy,
that's my guy.
You don't see me
use that phrase.
But don't take
my podcast shit
and make it like
it's reality.
Stop.
Niggas ain't my man.
I'm saying what you say,
Flip.
All right, you got me.
God bless.
Fab is rapping again.
Yes, he is.
My man.
Finally.
Oh.
I said it.
That is my man.
You got me.
That's a couple people's fans
we love Fab
I'm happy
I've been trying
to get Fab to rap
again and
forever
nobody's happy
about this
and I am
every
I've heard
what I think
three features
and
I don't know
if you want to
call these
freestyles
I don't know
what they are
yeah
three loosies
it almost looked
like another
Friday Night Lights type of situation I mean Friday Night Freestyle excuse me gonna call these freestyles three Lucy's it almost looked like another Friday
Night Lights type of situation I'm a Friday night freestyle excuse me
whatever it is I'm here for it I don't care what fab is doing I'm here I like
hearing it I like it sounds good wait that girl there excuse me that girl
there selfishness to make someone comment under your pick when he took
care you and your mama since
you were six who's selfish maybe we all are we all want something or someone to call ours
we buy big jewelry to cover up small scars we came a long way and still we all fall
with girl dad yeah and some bars no i wouldn't add his daughter? No, not me.
But you like it?
I like these niggas out here talking about killing each other.
I ain't doing that either.
It's entertainment.
What?
He hurt. He hurt.
No, it is entertainment.
The business of entertainment is blood.
Since the beginning of time
we have been entertained
by bloodshed and violence
that is a fact
yeah he sit home
and just think of different ways
to justify
and rationalize
this coon shit
no
it's not
my nigga
my nigga
that has been
why we watch boxing
oh to see a fight.
Violence.
Yes.
As entertainment.
Blood lust.
I could do this with you, but I'm not.
We don't have to.
I'm not.
We don't have to.
What were we talking about?
I like hearing Fab.
Yeah, me too.
I'm happy.
Fab dissing his daughter.
How do we feel?
I love it.
I think it's
fire but you just played my first time hearing it i liked it it's new for fab for me because he
don't really put his personal shit on record like that so that part i mean he's done you know little
shots over the over the years but not you hear business about him that'll hit the blogs or
whatever he don't usually rap about it that's not not really been his bag. So that's new.
I'm always for that.
I think that makes for the best rappers who just address your shit on,
you know, if you're rapping,
get introspective,
talk about what's going on.
Diss your kids, yo.
Not even necessarily diss,
just talk about it.
That shit is on your mind, nigga.
You know it's on your mind.
Call your kids selfish and averse.
I want to hear it.
I'm not mad at that.
And if she go to the booth, I want to hear that too.
That's what my son did.
It would be me.
So you for that?
Mm-hmm.
You for that?
I told my son that.
He come up with me.
He did.
Can't fuck with me.
That's my man though.
That's my man though.
You got to have that father to son moment where they think they can take you.
And you got to go in the booth.
You're such an asshole. He dissed his mom? You got to go in the booth. Joe's such an asshole.
You got to go in the booth.
Yo, we was in some.
He dissed you for real?
Nigga, what?
My son dissed me in a verse.
A few verses.
That's nice, too.
Yo, we was somewhere.
You had a live show.
Still got a Lexus.
And look.
Trey, look.
Trey was with us.
In the back, Joe goes, all right.
We go out on stage and diss you.
Before going out the booth.
Yeah, that was the fans' favorite shit.
They loved me dissing my kid, too.
I support anybody that want to get in the booth
and diss their kid, I do.
I just support getting your shit off, man.
If Fab felt better, I felt better.
That's fucked up.
That's crazy.
That's fucked up.
This is crazy. That's my guy
That's my man
It's pretty interesting he's doing YouTube only though too
I wish Fab come up here and tell us the truth
About Def Jam and what the fuck is going on
You know what's going on
You just can't say it
You know what's going on nigga
I just said I wish that Fab come up here
And tell the truth about whatever's going on nigga i just said i wish that fab come up here and tell the
truth about whatever's going on up in depth i mail button yeah just like man i ain't acting like
mel i'm with black men at all times at all don't start that narrative fuck off
we can't talk about this you know what's going on you You know what that nigga doing. Fab, come up here, man. Yes. There's a few people I need to come up here.
Fab got to come up here.
Gypsy Rose, come on.
Come on up here, Gypsy Rose.
Let us get it.
I got to think out the box to combat with this motherfucking Cat Williams shit.
You got to find some other shit.
Yeah.
15 million in a day.
I'm looking for the murderers.
Oh, my God. I love you. Maybe Ice is right. Oh, shit. 15 million in a day. I'm looking for the murderers.
Oh my God.
Maybe Ice is right.
Ice is right. And I tried to fight him,
but he got a point. Gypsy Rose,
you back to your old tricks. What did she do?
With your little manipulative
ass.
You ain't
been free
for more than a month.
Please tell us what you did.
Gypsy Rose
came home and the commenters
started kicking her
back in for
having a new husband.
Yeah.
When the boyfriend is gone for life
right you fresh home with veneers got your teeth looking right exfoliated nice
porcelain white skin calm down got a hair style yeah look at this it's ready
to go finer but anyway Gypsy Rose came home.
The commenters, it's a new life out here.
They kicking you back in.
Everybody could come home except for fucking the Tiger King, huh?
He's still begging for a pardon.
Anyway.
Okay, what'd you say?
Gypsy Rose replied to the naysayers about her marriage and said to her husband, and I quote, Ryan, don't listen to the haters.
I love you and you love me. We do not owe anyone anything.
Our family is who matters. If you get likes, if you get likes and good comments, great.
If you get hate, then whatever, because they don't matter.
I love you.
And besides, they jealous because you are rocking my world every night.
Yeah, I said it.
That dick is fire.
She is here.
She leading that nigga astray.
Oh, shit.
It says that D, sorry.
Oh, shit. That D is D. Sorry. Oh, shit.
That D is fire.
Happy wife, happy life.
I want to remind y'all that this is the same little bitch
that fucking misled, manipulated, and conned the last dude
into going in there and murdering her mom.
Yep.
So if y'all doubt,
I seen what the star tenders do to some of you niggas.
Yeah, you see. Y'all play with this little girl if y'all doubt, I seen what the star tenders do to some of you niggas. Yeah, you see.
Y'all play with this little girl if y'all want.
You can't say that, right?
No, man.
Write it down.
Write it down.
Y'all play with her if y'all want.
She is now lying to the boyfriend,
talking about,
you got me dickmatized,
and he will come spray this whole shit up.
He will.
I'm not sleeping
on that little white girl
and y'all shouldn't either.
Do not fall
for her manipulation, homeboy.
Duke, I don't know
your name, but Duke,
you should run.
What? You should run.
I never understand boyfriends.
Is some of y'all out there running around with girls that we know about?
So if you happen to land with one and hear the story that X is up for wedding,
why would you just stay?
Why would you stay there?
Maybe he doesn't have Hulu.
I started watching something
on Hulu called Killer Cases.
I love that show.
On Killer Cases,
whatever should not happen in the
murder and the court case
happens.
Like what?
Like what? You said something that shouldn't happen in the
court case and shit. Nigga, on one of them shits, somebody's best friend was in a jam.
She was in a relationship.
The girl was in a jam.
She called somebody, borrowed 100 grand.
Oh, no.
She called the girl.
She was lending 100 grand, borrowing 100 grand.
She called somebody, her girlfriend,
to come get the hundred grand
and transport it somewhere.
The girlfriend spent the money.
She spent the hundred grand.
And when the girl came
to look for the money,
she killed her
and killed the boyfriend.
Who killed who?
The spender or the spender?
The spender.
The spender.
The spender killed the one.
She took the, yeah.
Yeah, she killed the shit out of her.
Yeah.
Oh, shit. Shit like that be happening on killer cases. The spender killed the one She took the Yeah Yeah she killed the shit out of her Yeah Oh shit
Shit like that be happening
On killer cases
Like the shit that ain't
Gonna make NBC
I don't know how I got there
But
You talking about wild shit
Well you talking about wild shit
Happening in the court
You see my man jump on the judge
Yes
He was practicing for the
Olympics at the same time
That nigga hopped
That nigga hopped
He practiced for the Olympics
At the same time That nigga hopped That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot. That nigga hot.
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That nigga hot. of something else because I just can't with that history. Nope. Nope.
Y'all keep talking.
Okay.
I am going to find the extended video.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, no, buddy.
I only seen the short one.
Oh, no.
He's right.
He's right.
Nah, the extended one
is the funny one
because that's when
he's standing there saying,
Your Honor,
I would never do that again.
I was beside myself
totally out of character
I'm trying to change
my life around
she ain't trying to
hit none of that shit
no she was not
not at all
so let me try to find it
and then we can proceed
who was
listen when he jumped
over and grabbed her
who was he punching
her
no
yes
that was her
rabbit punches
he grabbed
yes but then he also was fighting the security guard in the white shirt they was trying No, yes, that was her rabbit punches
But then he also was fighting the security guard in the white shirt
They was trying to get him off, but she was already on the ground like screaming you're here Molly walked her
You say it was like that you would have been right in that just position, man. Stop. Man, I'm done. What's going on?
Bailiff.
Bailiff.
Yo.
I've never seen a shit like that.
What?
Never.
How you move like that?
I'm telling you, that nigga cleared the whole joint sideways.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Yo, this nigga ain't hit nothing.
He laid this straight on her. That nigga's a job of a rant cousin or something.
I watched a lot of football.
I've never seen no tackle like that.
That was Troy Palomaro
jump over the line.
Now, how much time you gonna get?
Oh, no, he's gonna be under the jail.
Yo, dog, he did all that
over a probation violation.
What the fuck are you doing?
He probably wanted to go back in.
He did that over a probation violation.
He probably wanted to go back in. He, he did that over a probation violation. He probably wanted to go back in.
He going.
No, no, he going back.
He got his wish.
Bodily harm.
Mr. Redden,
is there anything
you want to say
on your own behalf
before I pronounce sentence?
So, basically,
I would like to tell
the courts
that I'm here.
Like,
based on my history,
like,
I feel that,
like,
I shouldn't be, like, sent to prison for a second time. Have you looked at your criminal history?
No, I actually just looked at it.
I mean, you lived it, I suppose.
I just looked at it, yeah.
Three felonies, a gross, nine misdemeanors, multiple DVs.
Got a lot going on, sir.
Yeah, I just figured, like...
Battery on a protected person, robberies.
Attempt home invasion.
Court records show Judge Holfus oversaw one of Redmond's previous cases for malicious destruction.
You just needed to hear his little speech at the beginning.
The audio might have been bad quality.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But she came back.
Yeah, she came back.
Oh, now I can just play the regular beat-up shit.
What?
What?
Now I can play the regular shit.
Yeah, say that. Oh, shit. what I just can't with that history in accordance with the laws of state of Oh, shit. Oh, fuck! Hey! Hey!
Yeah.
Hey, God.
Yo.
That shit was.
It went on.
It was a lot longer.
Listen, if you haven't seen it, it's all over the internet.
Hopefully, that young lady is all right.
We heard the where the court gesture dude say,
she's got to go to the hospital.
In the long one?
In the long one, he said, she mouthed it.
She's got to go to the hospital.
Now, seriousness aside.
Always.
Seriousness aside.
Always serious.
Always seriousness aside.
We're not being serious in 2020.
This did answer a longstanding question that I have had,
especially as someone that has had to sit behind that defending desk as the judge is reading charges and is tasked with giving us the sentence.
I always wanted to know.
What if?
Yo.
If I could get from here to there.
How much time I got.
Much time to work.
Can this judge fight?
I wonder if the judge.
And the judge be talking to you like.
Like they could fight.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The judge be talking down at you like.
We never get to sit down there.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I hear all that you're saying, but nah.
Now, when they pan the camera to dude, he towered over his public
defender. He looked like he was like 6'4".
He looked about 6'4".
He looked like during
rec time, he's a pro bowler.
He get bucked.
He leaped that fucking judge
desk with no problem,
grabbed her by the hair
with his right hand, and
then he just went ballistic.
He looked like all that shit he said prior to was bullshit, and he was trying to add
to his criminal record.
He looked like the violent thug that the court had portrayed him to be in that very moment.
Look how fast the nigga turned off the good shit.
Your Honor, I'm going to change.
I'm going to do it right.
Wait, what?
You stupid.
Fuck that bitch.
So now my thing is, wow, I need to know the 40 time of the judge.
Really, really slow reaction time from her.
Super.
Situational awareness.
I mean, he's coming right at you.
Her game.
And she was just like.
Her IQ of the game.
She didn't think he had hops like that.
She didn't see the blitz. The bl had hops like that She didn't see the blitz
She didn't see the blitz
She didn't see the blitz
She didn't see the blitz
She didn't see the blitz
She didn't see the blitz
She didn't see the blitz
That's that white shit
That's when Karen
And them be talking shit
And then somebody be like
Pow
Why'd you hit me?
Yo they don't know
They don't know
Yo we know
They ain't got
All the answers
Questions in the middle
Of the fight
What are you doing?
Why?
Why? Tell me Why are you doing? Why? Why?
Tell me.
Why are you doing this?
There you go.
Shut up.
Because you said it.
They do ask questions in the middle of the fight.
Oh, man.
What did I even do to you?
You should have been talking.
It wasn't me.
Who was it?
The judge moved a little too slow.
Her health didn't help either.
And the bailiff, they didn't get fired.
No, one of the guys was, their offensive lineman is fired.
You get traded.
You know how the O-line pissed off at the quarterback.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It was like when Derek Carr said that racist shit or something like that.
And then he got sacked 60 times that year.
Yo, dog.
Trash.
Yo, every time I think a nigga's going to get shot, they don't.
It's a fact.
And every time I think they not, they get shot.
They do.
Yo.
I was just waiting.
I had swore black murder was about to happen.
I did, too.
If that was me, they'd have shot me.
Before you even got to the desk.
Yeah. Mid-jump. I wouldn't even got my leap off. Damn, I wore
my strip shoes for nothing.
They're like duck hunting shit.
Strip shoes.
I wore my shit for nothing. I didn't
even get to make the leap.
My out of shape ass went up.
Clop up this bitch.
None of those men were able to do that.
And they showed the dude that couldn't fight as the main puncher.
You don't know how to punch.
Imagine watching that as your hand is healing.
You're like, look at this guy.
This is exactly how you break your fibular bone and you're fucking, you're punching wrong, buddy.
I watched that clip back.
You could just see homeboy doing the math like, yo, one, two, three, four steps.
She tried to move.
Like she moved too low.
That nigga was doing some calculations.
In real time, she just see the.
She's got it.
But whatever calculations he did, I want to tell black people out there, it was wrong.
The girl was giving him probation.
He may be facing
20 to life. They gonna
attack them charges
on, so whatever math he did,
back to Stephen Hawkins.
If I'm Stephen Hawkins,
I'm going tonight.
She was giving him probation, right? I'm just telling y'all.
There's nothing y'all can do about it.
She was giving him probation?
She wasn't giving him probation.
No, he was on a probation violation.
Yeah, he was violating probation.
And she was basically saying,
She about to go back to jail.
Yeah, I'm about to.
Oh, you're going back.
This punishment's going to be a little heavy-handed
because you're a mess.
Well, he was heavy-handed.
Yeah.
Very.
You're about to earn this one, then.
Yes, very.
That shit.
He was, oh, fuck it. Yeah. That shit looked like, this one, man. Yes, very. That shit. He was all, fuck it.
Yeah.
That shit looked like on Mike.
That's one of the probation, sorry, Joe.
That's one of the probations where you got 10 years probation on one of them crazy shit,
15 years probation for him to act like that.
That shit looked like on Mike Tyson's punch out when the little dude come close to you.
Start punching.
Mac.
Little Mac.
Oh, my God.
Yo.
That was a big dude.
Yo, that's nuts.
Well, guess what?
He ain't going to be
Little Mac for long.
Yo, fam,
they going to get
that nigga like 20.
And black people,
we so crazy.
We cheering that shit
on on Twitter.
Like, yo, he jumped in.
Look what he did.
Why we like that?
He punched the lady
in her head.
Probably gave her
a concussion.
Why we like that
as black people? I read that shit. I kind of was hyped. Oh, he jumped in concussion why we like that as black people
I read that shit
I kinda was hyped
oh he jumped it
but why we like that
it's wrong
I was hyped too
when I thought
they got him off of her
in time
I was like
alright that's good to see
but once you watch
the Extendo DVD
and you learn that
he's on her
the whole time
just punching
and it's like
alright dog come on man come on Farrakhan would've got him off her that he's on her the whole time. Damn. Just punching and it's like, all right, dog.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Farrakhan would have got him off her.
God damn it.
F-O-R-I-S-E-R.
Yeah, somebody would have broke this up.
Like, Rizzo's on with it.
Hey, all right, that's enough.
That's enough on the white girl.
Enough on the white girl.
He right.
They go, Umar might have helped out.
Brother, please.
Brother, please.
Brother, brother, brother.
You know when they put their hand like this?
Brother.
Shit, stop.
Nah, that was crazy.
Dude had a heck of a future.
He had a future in him.
In the league.
Yeah, man. He did, yes.
He in the league.
Played the wrong game.
Y'all know that's also one of my worst nightmares,
like when you learn mid-scrap that this nigga's an athlete.
Yeah.
Pick the wrong one.
The big guy I fought had one of them dudes with him
in the back, though.
He was just looking.
He's looking me in my eyes.
I'm like, thank God.
Good looking.
Good looking.
You going to buy that nigga a drink next time?
Hey, him I just stared out the club.
What's up, nigga?
That's the nigga you really be watching?
Had to watch him.
Get this other little twinkie nigga out of here.
If he jump in, oh, it's going to be a bad day.
No bullshit.
God damn, that vertical ain't supposed to be like that.
Bruh.
No, nigga, vertical, he turned his horse.
He knew what to do.
He went over the judge.
Like Simone Bowne. He's his horse. He knew what to do. He went over the judge like Simone Bowne.
He's a catch.
Good one.
She caught him, all right.
She caught something.
Caught her.
That was one of your worst takes, too.
That's hate.
Simone Bowne.
If you don't bring me a model.
You be trying to co-sign boys that was bullshit man
what was my
what
saying that that nigga
wasn't a catcher
she said more like
that was
hey that was last year
that was last year
big dog
and your defense
of Jonathan Major
freshly
freshly
when you pull the picture
on something
when you pull the picture
they slow down
what
she wanna be in that Kang movie.
When you pulled a picture of that girl, Simone Biles, when you pulled it up.
No, Corey did that.
Don't put that on me.
Whoever.
Corey did that.
I do think Simone Biles is an attractive girl.
Beautiful.
But sometimes, no disrespect to her, sometimes your achievements surpasses your looks.
You got to know that if your nigga go get a good shape up, you could have a long day.
You got to know when that happens.
If you don't go, hey, if when your nigga get a shape up, you're not cursing him out, then you're not really in that boat.
If it ain't, if you don't get that, where you think you're going?
Who you think you is? Yeah, nigga, if you don't get that, where you thinking at? Where you going? Who you thinking at?
Yeah, nigga,
I can fuck bitches.
Yeah, talk to me.
I want that to always
be on the table.
And on top of that,
she was giggling
when the nigga was saying that.
That was my take, though.
She was supporting.
No, you was like,
who you think you are?
No, my take was like,
hey, she likes it,
I love it, fuck it.
You think that should
be off the table?
Yo, why do they
gotta come to me, bro?
Why do they gotta
come to me, bro?
It's me and you, dog.
It's me and you. Why do they gotta They tried to me, bro? Because me and you, dog. It's me and you.
Why do they got to come to me, man? They tried to move it to a civil place.
They tried to move it to a mature place, and I brought it back.
I'm purposely looking away from this nigga.
It's okay, please.
What's the question?
But this should be fast.
What's the question?
We ain't even got to do it.
I'm going to ask Ice, too.
What's the question?
Do you think that that should be off the table?
Like, don't you think our girls should know that it's us?
Yes, they do know.
No? Yeah, they know.
It's let it be known. But that's not something that you
want removed from the table. That's
what I'm asking. When you take your glasses
off, you let it be known, nigga. You put on that cologne
and that suit, let it be known, nigga.
How I look, baby, you know what time it
is. I'll be out a little
late tonight. I'm going with Angela
Simmons in there. Sit your ass home.
Yo.
Yo.
Sit your ass home.
I zoomed in on you.
Yo, flip me.
I zoomed in.
Yo.
You was looking clean as a motherfucker, nigga.
Yes, and alone.
And alone.
That's.
You're an idiot.
I made the screen big.
I looked for any white girl.
I couldn't find a snowflake.
I couldn't find that up there.
I couldn't find that up there. I couldn't find that up there. I couldn't find that up there. I couldn't find that up there. I looked for any white girl.
I couldn't find a snowflake.
I couldn't find not a peep of white.
You look good, Thompson.
You look good with us.
Nah, it was that capacity.
It wasn't no plus one.
You look good with us.
That nigga will not bring his girl to none of the fly shit, boy.
Only the snow.
You were smiling like it was fly.
I seen a lot of teeth in Blanche. Oh shit, boy. Only the... You were smiling like it was flying. Oh.
I seen a lot of teeth in Blanche.
Ish.
Malcolm.
Malcolm on opera-ish.
And the guy had his teeth in plan on glow.
You got the glow.
You feel the heat when you got the glow.
Shape up was looking good that day.
Eyebrows and shots and all that shit.
Yo, that's a good question.
How do you get your girl
to stay home
when you really
don't want her to go?
Okay, it's good.
That's a very good question.
What's up, y'all?
You can't.
If she know that's your bag.
You can't.
But you can try.
Wait, what you mean?
Like you going out?
Yeah, you going somewhere.
She say,
all right, I'm going to get dressed.
Oh, yeah, no, no, no.
I'm not going no more.
I thought you were
saying something else.
You guys shut up.
Yeah.
No, I'm not going no more. I'm not going no more. I thought you were saying something else. You guys shut up. Yeah. No, I'm not going no more.
I'm not going no more.
I'm not going down with a fight.
Really?
It's dangerous.
It's dangerous, dude.
I'm going to tap out.
If you got to go, if you go, I got to pay attention to the dangers that surround you.
It depends on where y'all going, because that shit don't work for everybody.
You got to make it sound as unappealing as possible.
Yeah, you got to make it sound like a Griselda show.
That ain't going to work.
You don't know the right triggers, then. But that's the problem. it sound like a Griselda show. That ain't going to work. You don't know
the right triggers then.
But that's the problem.
They're going to
size you up first.
Where you going?
Oh, yeah, nice little spot
over here.
Nah, it's going to be
a sausage party.
They're just going to be playing
underground rap music.
I'm going to the bottom
of Brooklyn.
The problem with that is
I'm going to Newark City.
Your girl enjoy being
with you so much.
She don't even give a fuck.
She just want to be with you.
Like, oh, get out of here.
Flip got the right answer.
I ain't going.
You got to say you ain't going.
Flip got the right answer.
Bust a pipe in the house.
Whoa.
Clank.
Oh, shit.
Whoa.
Damn, New Year's party.
Damn.
Right as I got to work.
I'm going to go the whole deep end.
Babe, grab the rack.
Oh, shit.
Damn.
Hey, put some tape over it, babe.
I'll text you.
But that's a good question, though, because the tricks that we go, when I was, a couple
of years ago, the tricks that I went through to go out, it's crazy.
Arguments.
That don't work anymore.
No.
Give me a second.
I'm going to the store.
That don't work anymore.
No, the store don't work.
I had a nice little argument
Just to see if we still had it
We was doing too good
For a little while
This nigga's crazy
Nigga you all
Manipulated a nigga
If you don't argue
If you don't get shots
If you don't get shots up
Then you lose the shot
It's not like riding a bike
If you don't argue
In a long time
And then get back
In the arguing game
You lost that shit
He's trying to get you
To remember shit
You done forgot the shit You picked the wrong angle To argue and then get back in the arguing game, you lost that shit. She's trying to get you to remember shit.
You done forgot the shit.
You picked the wrong angle to argue.
You getting beat over the head in this shit.
She fucking you up.
Now you just got to go to Chanel.
That's crazy, yo.
Fuck that.
So you believe in that?
What?
Going to Chanel?
After you have an argument,
you believe in purchasing things to gift your lady so she can be happy
yes
yeah
I just buy my girl shit
so that's probably
the wrong thing
to ask me
but if it get too hot now
so you believe in that
my fuck ups be
there's not a gift
great enough to do it
she done got in touch
with the girl
okay so the gift
don't matter
so you just say like
the gift
can't clean up does the gift matter sometimes matter So you just say like The gift Can't clean that one up
Does the gift matter
Sometimes you just gotta
Act right
Like learn
I'm gonna ask you
Does the gift matter
What's the question
Do you have
If you did something wrong
And got caught
Would you buy a gift
For your lady
Yeah what's that little
Accessory store
The girls going
The white girls going
Claire's
No not Claire's The higher Claire's. No, not Claire's. The higher
Claire's. Zara's. No, it's the higher
one. Pandora.
Pandora. Pandora.
I'm going to lick them white girls.
Get them little Pandora things on their shit.
Get a little lick on their shit. And still can't
go to Angela Simmons. Sit in the house.
Do you believe in gifts?
I'm going out. You not in the bar. I'm trying to
borrow somebody's forgiveness. Yeah, and I mean even I'm going to just You're not going to buy. I'm trying to buy somebody's forgiveness.
Yeah, I mean even.
I'm going to just do Justine Justine for a couple months.
Sit your dumb ass down.
I'd rather buy something.
We know.
I don't want to have to break the good dick jar every time.
That shit used to work in my 20s.
Now the dick got to come with a little trip.
Sorry.
This nigga's stupid, yo. 20 now the dick gotta come with a little trip sorry I'm just trying to be good bro yeah yeah I'm talking shit let me not even talk shit in 2024 man back back
to mature I'm taking the under part y When y'all get too mature, I got to talk a little bit of shit. I'm taking the under.
Y'all going crazy.
Let me see what else is important here on my list, since y'all don't think nobody in Hollywood is sucking dick for Rolls.
Yes, they are.
No, no, no.
No, no.
No, no.
The white man.
How do we know?
He doesn't just love sucking dick.
Stephen Hawking.
Hey, we back off air about Stephen Hawking.
I'm on y'all ass.
I'm on y'all ass. I'm on y'all ass.
Let's see.
A couple just questions.
Well, Rolling Stones.
No.
No?
What is Rolling Stones?
The 100 greatest R&B songs of the 21st century.
Nothing.
I mean, Rolling Stone.
Nothing.
Oh, sorry.
It's a racist organization.
We don't dignify them with content.
And it's one of them cookbait-less shits, man.
Got it.
Okay. Never it. Okay.
Never mind.
You're not going to agree.
We're not going to agree what?
Nothing.
They said they're racist.
Yeah, I don't think
we mentioned it to agree.
Rolling Stone put out
their top.
Confession Part 2
is not the best R&B song
of the century.
Whoop your fucking ass.
They signed up 24 years.
No.
No.
I said we ain't going to.
That might not be the best song off that album.
It's arguable.
It is.
What would y'all put one?
Fuck they list.
What would y'all have?
One and two.
If I'm just naming joints,
Novocaine's high on the list.
Miguel Adorn.
Adorn is high on the list.
Adorn is high on the list. Adorn is high. I ain't going to lie to you. I didn't even think about that. Adorn is very high on the list. Adorn is high on the list.
Adorn is high.
I ain't gonna lie to you.
I didn't even think about that.
Adorn is very high.
Adorn is a tough out.
True.
I'm having trouble thinking.
Pyramids, Frank Ocean
is a personal fave of mine.
Yes.
Actually,
that might be number one
for me.
Marvin's Room.
Huh?
Marvin's Room.
Does that count?
Marvin's Room for me
is not beating adorned.
It's on my list.
I'm saying.
Yeah, it's on mine too.
And it is on me.
Yeah.
I can't think of nothing else.
Damage.
Not on my list.
But damage is not in that.
Because it stopped at.
You talking about her?
Yeah.
Yeah, no.
So they did from 2000 to 2024?
Yes.
Yes.
But they have like...
I saw an entry from 1999 on there.
So I don't really...
What entry was that?
Jagged Edge.
If you have it, let's read it.
Okay.
I just want you to see it.
Read it.
Okay.
We don't have to stay here, but I'd like to hear it at least.
You want to do like 20 to 1? No, I just need you to top 10. We don't have to stay here But I'd like to hear it at least You want to do Like 20 to 1
No I just need you to top 10
Okay top 10
Got you
I will say that
Number 20 was
Michael Jackson
You Rock My World
Let me just say that
My life
That's the 2000s
Mmhmm
Mmhmm
So number
That don't crack the top 20
Number 11 was
Miguel Adorn
That was number 11
Justin Timberlake
gotta have something new.
Number 10 is Brandy Full Moon.
Okay.
Number 9 is Erykah Badu,
Bag Lady.
All right, they just wrong.
Number 8 is John Legend,
Ordinary People.
I wouldn't even...
That's a hot song.
No, that's one of the songs
white people will put there.
White people will put
that song there.
Number 7 is Alicia Keys, Fallen. That's in the running. white people will put there. White people will put that song there. Number seven is Alicia Keys' Fallin'.
That's in the running.
Number six is Frank Ocean, Thinking About You.
Even though Alicia Keys' I'm Ready is unthinkable.
You don't know my name?
Alicia Keys got a couple more songs to me that are higher than that.
Diary is my shit.
Are these going by like...
I'm sure they're including sales.
Sales and shit.
That's the charts.
But continue, please.
Number five is Mariah Carey, We Belong Together.
That's another white classic.
That's a black classic, too, though.
Yeah, but white people made it a classic.
Number four is Mary J. Blige, Be Without You.
That's another white classic.
Number three is Beyonce's Dangerously In Love.
Two.
Number two is
D'Angelo Untitled.
How does it feel?
Nah.
That was too tough.
That's a slap.
It's not a top ten.
Maybe not top ten.
I don't have it.
Maybe not top ten.
And then number one was
Usher's Confessions Part Two.
So, this is what I can say.
I'm sure if we went to the top 30s and 20s,
I'll find songs that are better than those top 10s.
Like, easily, too.
Adorn is a top five record for me.
Yeah.
When you hear the...
It's over.
Like, as soon as you hear the beat drop, it's...
Rolling Stone.
Mind y'all fucking business.
We don't need to hear none of that shit.
That's it.
We wasn't trying to talk about what y'all saying.
No, they do that wrong too.
They've gotten every list really wrong.
Really, really, really wrong.
But again, the point of these lists is for this, outrage.
For people to go in there, yo, y'all crazy.
We don't care.
Print your lists out.
Cool.
Fuck it.
Speaking of outrage, the Starbucks cup.
Yo.
The Starbucks Stanley.
What's up?
You got one?
I'm tossing it to the whites.
You got one?
I don't have one.
I don't know nothing about Stanley cups.
I got one.
Is it here?
The Starbucks one?
Nah, I don't have the Starbucks one now I'm at a Starbucks one
you know that Starbucks has tea right okay
no
No she got you Sometimes you gotta
Sprinkle some sauce
She got you
She's a little bit
Silence in there
I don't understand
That's okay
Mel's shooting at us
I'm not shooting
I said I bring my cups here
Cause I drink tea
And my cups in here
But you don't have
The cup that they fight in
You wouldn't leave
The Stanley here
Yes I did
It was here for weeks
But you don't have
The right Stanley
The Starbucks Stanley
I don't have the pink cup
You got the stand
I was condescending
That was the pink cup No it's the Stanley Yeah that was the pink cup Yeah word It's the cup And I don't have the pink cup. You got to stand. Now look, that was condescending. Now it's the pink cup.
No, it's the stand.
Yeah, now it's the pink cup.
Yeah, word.
It's the cup.
And you don't have it.
You drinking tea the whack way.
True.
And you still sick.
I'm a mother.
That's why you sick, baby.
I saw this.
I had the pink one.
I wouldn't be sick no more.
Yeah, maybe you should drink
some fucking Cisco
or something to actually help
get that shit up out of you.
Everclear knocked that out.
That's true.
How you got a cough when you clean down there?
You don't think that's backwards?
You don't think that's backwards?
That's strange.
That is strange.
He's thinking about my dad there.
Wait, you think that's strange of me and not him?
Yes.
I don't want to go into that pervert of state.
If I pull up with a Honda and tap you
and say, Lamborghini engine in the air,
you're not going to think that's weird.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
If I pull up and...
No, no, no, no, let me finish.
No, fuck you, nigga, let me finish.
If I pull up in a new Bentley
and that shit go...
You're not going gonna think that's weird
so I'm weird
got it
I got it
don't worry about it
you can't
I'm a Bentley
oh my god
I'm the weirdest guy
you know that one
we got it
yo
you calling him a Bentley
he either said
you were a Lamborghini
or a Bentley
I don't know which one
that's a compliment
or something else
that muffler
that muffler
is going out
yo he's worried about another man's muffler is going out.
Yo.
He's worried about another man's muffler.
Yeah.
It's all right, bro.
I'm worried about my friend's health.
Are you thinking muffler in a perverted way?
No.
My nigga, he referenced my down near parts.
I think he's talking about your inside.
You're known a place. I think he's talking about your core.
I don't think that's crazy.
But a lot of men, that's how they get sick.
Shave with pukes.
Uh-huh.
Hey, yo.
How do you know that's the source?
Yo.
Let it burn.
Yo, for 2024, I'm living in truth.
Gotta let it burn.
Yeah.
What the fuck was you talking about?
Deep down, you know what's best is after you. Oh, man. Yo, you know it's best to hit a separate dude.
Oh, man.
You know what's funny about it?
I was watching that shit.
This is where Trey Songz fucked up.
How you let Usher out bad guy you?
Confessions is Usher's
I'm a bad guy song.
Confessions was fire.
But that's his
fuck that.
I was too clean.
I'm coming out.
I cheated.
I had a baby.
I had to tell her.
I fucked it up with Chili. I'm horrible out. I cheated. I had a baby. I had to tell her. I fucked it up with Chili.
I'm horrible.
It was a little interlude.
That little interlude shit in the beginning.
And if I was a little older in 2003, I would have known.
What?
You would have known what?
You tried it.
It's great.
You tried. Look at you jumping on. Both of y'all tried it. You tried.
Look at you jumping on.
Both of y'all tried it.
In 2024, we living in some truths.
At some point.
Not all the truths.
But I would have known that.
What?
Girl.
Help.
Girl So many days
I ain't gonna lie
At one point I wanted
It's gonna sound weird
I wanted to get back together
I wanted to get back together
Mel was that weird to me? What? I wanted Chimney and Usher To get back together. Was that weird to me?
What?
I wanted Chimney and Usher to get back together.
I had hopes for them.
A lot of people did.
They were fire.
That's weird?
No.
All right.
You let me know if I was weird, man.
A lot of people wanted them back together.
Damn, I knew it.
I knew I should have cut that to myself.
Sure.
Nah, because they look fire together.
You guys don't look at anybody as couple goals?
No.
I don't know these fucking people.
Do you?
Do you?
What the fuck? Do you? Fuck.
Well, not anymore.
People are...
Recently, actually.
Huh?
Recently.
I mean, there was a point in time in which...
Tell us who the couple is going to be.
You know what?
You suck my dick, okay?
Oh, shit!
Fuck you.
She's trying to put you in Hollywood, too, eh?
Oh, shit! Yo! I don tried to put you in Hollywood too, eh? Oh shit.
Yo!
Hello!
Hello!
Yo!
Who was the couple goals?
No fucking question.
Julia Roberts in a Hollywood?
Nobody.
But when did you stop having couple goals,
is what I want to know.
When we started finding out too much about fucking people
and realized that they were living a lie.
And realized that we didn't know them.
Yeah.
That's a fact. That's a fact. I keep that we didn't know them. Yeah. Essentially, yeah.
It's a fact.
I keep saying it.
Yep, essentially.
Everybody wanted to be Will and Jada.
I remember all you niggas.
Will and Jada love.
Will and Jada love.
Oh, you mean like I told you about Kiki Palmer when you came in here first year on the job
picking her up like you knew her and said she was the black Julia Roberts and all this
other shit?
No, that was Megan Good.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
I was, we were talking about.
She knows Sabrina.
We were talking about Kiki's likability factor.
We were talking about that.
That is what we were talking about.
Everybody likes Kiki, man.
She's the darling.
No, and his point was you don't fucking know her.
No, girl.
Anyway.
She's a Kimmy Mina nigga, man.
What else is on my list here?
Is Lizzo still canceled?
I need to know so I know how to receive her.
That's a good question.
It's been kind of quiet.
Nigga, she reached out?
What?
Oh, my phone.
No.
I thought she was...
I was like, salute.
You back with your shit?
I'm about to send
Fantasia a DM though.
I ain't gonna lie.
I'm about to spark things back up.
My girl got to understand.
You know what I mean?
Shit looking hot.
Fat.
She's like, right.
Wait, what?
Yo, get off me, yo.
Wait.
That shit hurt.
Wait.
Yo.
Yo.
It's good to help you.
That shit jumped out of him.
Just come home, nigga.
Just come home.
So where?
Yo.
Yo.
Nigga said send him home.
No, he said come home. No, he said, come home.
No, he said, come home.
Oh, come home.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Yo, did y'all see money that outed Scarlett for having bad head?
I'm fair.
No, I'm sick.
Come on.
I crossed my radar.
And I had it straight.
Pop, pop.
Real fast.
I guess Scarlett said something about one one of the one or excursions
that she had with you and then the dude just black screen oh you try to talk
shit bitch yeah it was mid I thought cuz of your lip that shit was gonna be fired I don't want to know
back to our Hollywood talk
I don't want to know
who has bad mouth yo
so you only want to know the good mouth
yeah
what you talking
I only want to know my girl's mouth
fire fire. And he be like, China, China, China, China.
All this money.
All this winning.
It's winning now.
It's winning now.
All this winning.
If you fuck about the snack trips, I'm going to hurt you, nigga.
Please.
Don't do it. Don't fuck up the snack trips.
I got some funny shit to talk about, too.
I got a lot of funny shit to talk about.
Talk about it.
Talk about it.
You can't.
What was up?
You going to get in trouble?
And I was thinking about what you said, man.
Please try to get mom and pops on the couch, yo.
No, I'm going to get them on the couch separately.
It's not going to happen.
Green screen.
Wait, hold on.
Hold your side.
No matter what conversation.
Chat GPT dad in there.
No matter what conversation you had, you think they won't come together? They're going to fight. Wait, hold your side. No matter what conversation. I'll chat GPT dad in there. No matter what conversation you had,
they won't,
you think they won't go together?
Oh,
they're going to argue.
You don't want that outlook to be on camera.
No,
I don't want it to be in my life.
You was there,
you said.
I know.
I bounce when they fight
because they both got to love me
no matter the result.
So I just get out of there.
You leave.
I don't like that.
I'm not listening to them fight.
They fight over shit
that we could talk about
if we could talk.
Like,
just stupid shit.
God, I see.
Dumb shit.
Hey, my father,
I'm going to fuck him up
with the time shit.
Pop sarcastic.
So he'll make you really want
to be like,
I know she be wanting
to fuck him up.
Seriously.
Yo, that nigga one time was playing cards.
The cops came.
Right? So, everybody
got quiet. The cops came.
So, Joe's father go downstairs, talking
to him. So, Mama Faye
like, Joey, what they say?
He said, oh, they just want to know who got
next.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo, this it's crazy,
yo.
Nah,
when the 500 cops came in Best Buy Theater
looking for me,
and Pop told the cops,
I'm Joe Button,
what's up with y'all?
What y'all wanna do?
Pop is crazy,
dude.
So yeah,
they'll get on the couch
at separate times.
What else?
I thought I was getting into something.
Let me see here.
Lizzo's not canceled.
Dwight Howard signs with a Chinese team.
You are not low, buddy.
Translator app on deck.
What did I mean by that?
You know exactly what the fuck you mean.
Yo!
Yo, don't say it!
No!
We need a button where we can just mute him.
When some shit come up, we got to mute him.
You always look at Pox.
Why you keep looking at him?
Look at us.
No, don't look over here.
What's wrong with you?
He always give Pox this 1745 ish racism.
247 ish racism.
It's me.
He wrote it down.
It's racism, right?
Bruh, he wrote it down. Translate the app on deck. You ain't low, buddy. He wrote it down. It's racism, right? Bro, he wrote it down.
Translate the app on deck. You ain't low, buddy.
That's not racist.
What if you go to Taiwan?
Stop!
No, that's not about the price.
We talking about the operation.
It's big over there.
What?
He's talking about Thailand.
Bangkok.
Don't close your eyes. Keep's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. He's tight. Bangkok. Yo! Hey!
What the fuck?
Don't coach on.
Then keep it open, niggas.
You said he going to Bangkok.
Bangkok.
Oh!
You okay, man?
I'm fucking great.
That shit just wrote itself.
I'm sorry.
Putt the ball!
No, this one, you just gonna take the ball.
What the fuck? Hey! Putt the ball. No, this one, you just gonna take the ball. Hey.
Punch the fucking ball.
Holy shit.
Holy shit.
I wanna,
can we get an update
on them niggas?
Why, yeah.
The nigga that said that.
Find out about them.
It's a high school.
Yo, you know who
I wanna update on too
now that you said that?
This is random,
but the dude
in that academics interview
with Tekashi,
the dude that was like
we only jacking
one rack
I want to update on that
we don't jack racks
this the only rack
I'm jacking
he said that
and we never heard
from him again
like Jarrett Carmichael
yo
oh man
you niggas gotta stop
disappearing on us, man.
I'm so happy Tekashi's in DR somewhere.
He got a statue.
Huh?
They built him a statue in Cuba.
Dwight Howard got a statue.
Yeah, all right.
Where they built that?
Yep.
Let me see.
What else I got?
Dwight Howard.
Dwight Howard, you better not go over there trying that shit.
You better relax.
Mel didn't want to talk about the Harvard president for some reason.
Seemed a little serious.
You good.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
Let's see.
Target Cup.
Well, why you look, Joe?
Well, ish, actually. You telling me something about the Florida bus driver? Let's see Target Cup Well why you look Joe Well
Ish actually
You telling me
Something about
The Florida bus driver
Oh
Florida bus driver
Got fired from his job
He was making
White people go
To the back of the bus
You're going to jail now
You're going to jail now
Keep it moving buddy
Keep it moving buddy Yo Shout Keep it moving, buddy.
Shout out to that nigga.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, yo.
Shout out to that nigga.
Get that nigga a Nobel Prize.
He got a lot of white people go back there for them to complain.
They're like, I don't sit there.
Yo, go on the back.
No, but it's empty now.
It's reserved.
No, no, no.
Back.
No, matter of fact, you know, I got the double bust.
I'm just going to open the back door. Go on the back. Oh, man. Keep walking. Oh, shit. it's empty. No, it's reserved. No, no, no. Back. As a matter of fact, I got the double bus. I'm just going to open the back door.
Oh, man.
Keep walking.
Oh, shit.
That's funny.
Jerry, keep on walking, buddy.
Jerry.
Jerry.
Yeah, man.
Jerry.
Here I go.
You guys notice that the back of the bus here...
This doesn't seem right.
A white back.
Hey, that guy didn't have to sit back here.
Oh, shit, man.
Oh, man.
Oh, boy.
Then y'all do that.
That's why I love y'all.
What?
Y'all get quiet and look for me to say something.
Fuck y'all.
I thought you were looking for something.
Batman the Holiday.
Shit.
Oh, my boy, I will let you look for your shit.
My bad.
Stupid guy.
I was trying to talk about
Cardi B spinning the block.
Yes.
I mean,
who surprised?
Nobody.
Yo,
women really got it laid out, bro.
Why you say that?
You just spin the block
when they feel like it.
Yeah.
What we gonna say?
Come on.
Get your word. Let's go. The door open we gonna say? Come on You know think the reverse is true women spin the block more than men spin the block here we go, what about isms
How much time you you spend to block?
Do they shut it down?
Once.
You admitted that three times. That's what we see.
Man, you admitted three times.
You did it.
Don't think you're a liar.
Your block keeps turning into a cul-de-sac.
It's a dead-end.
Your block don't come in.
Driveways, parking, washer, dryer. Your block muddy as hell now. It's under construction Driveways, parking, washer dry.
Your block muddy as hell now.
It's under construction.
Yeah, yeah, for sure.
For sure.
Your block keeps turning.
Oh, my Lord.
All kinds of pylons and shit.
What happened to the neighborhood?
Yeah.
Look what they did to this place.
They let this shit go.
God damn it, I'm sorry.
Set this shit on fire and let it get a little more and more.
That's why you try to gentrify.
Oh, shit. Oh, my then they did it more and more. That's why you try to gentrify. Oh, shit.
Oh, my gosh.
I have to be more.
I know you're not talking,
but if I fuck you.
I want no problem.
Y'all are the gentrified twins.
Oh, man.
I'm laughing, too.
Oh, shit.
I called the sex.
This nigga's a fool, son.
I think that's a great show.
Watch Mel try to spin the block.
I ain't got no way to spin the block.
Because there's a skill to it.
No, no, no.
Don't try to put it on.
Oh, if I only had a subject.
Don't try to put it on.
We hate when you come up with your facts.
We don't care about that.
That's what it is.
If you had a subject, there's a skill to spinning the block.
There is.
It is.
There's a skill to it.
Do you think Mel possessed that skill? It is. There's a skill to it. There's an art to it.
Do you think Mel possessed that skill?
Nigga, hell no.
She don't.
That's not a shot.
Hey, buddy, how are you?
That's not a shot in hell.
Mel, it's hard to look at the newspaper that's not even there when the nigga walking up the block.
You don't know how to say hi or nothing.
How would you approach your ex, Mel?
I don't know, Mel.
Mel, my God.
Posting a little workout video.
Mel, my God.
Nah, nah.
We talking about in person.
I might do it, nigga.
No, no.
We talking about in person spinning the block, Jay. You think that do it for the nigga she, oh my God. Nah, nah. We talking about in person. I might do it, nigga. No, no. We talking about in person
spin the block, Jay.
You take that do it
for the nigga she like?
All right, way too Patreon.
I'm a fire.
We talking about the in person
spin the block.
We're not talking about the online.
We talking about in person
spin the block.
When you in the same spot.
Oh, you see him over there.
When you see him.
She ain't never gonna get in person.
She ain't gonna get in person.
You at your little Brooklyn spot
and dude is in there.
Flo Rida walk in.
Oh, my God.
I am not spinning that fucking block.
No, no.
You're a football player.
Keep going.
I'm sorry.
You're a football player.
I'm sorry.
Huh?
You're at a draft party.
You are making shit up.
You are making shit up.
Okay?
Wait, what?
You told that story.
Yeah, you told us.
She can't even keep up with us.
Damn, man. Anyways. You told that story Yeah You told us She can't even keep up with her Damn man Anyways
You told that story
If I was gonna spin the block
How would I do it
At a draft party
Go
Why does it have to be a draft party
Okay
You in the club
Okay
And he over there
Looking like something new
But it was a club
With a draft in it
What's wrong with this
I get it I would just walk up
and say,
hey.
Hey, stranger.
Hey, stranger.
Hey, big head.
How you doing?
Oh, that old...
Damn.
But, you know,
I would be looking
a certain way.
You know,
that doesn't...
I'm very into
the nonverbal
communication thing.
That's girl's game.
And he's in his section, right? Okay, as we make... No hate. I'm not into the non-verbal communication thing. That's girl's game. And he's in his section, right?
Okay.
As we make the...
I'm not about to hate on Mel.
I'm about to say that Frankenstein, the werewolf, and all of the monsters in the...
Mel.
So what that mean?
Mel a monster, nigga?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Fuck out of here.
I'm not going to call the...
Don't let the potato sack fool you.
Don't let the little potato sack get you fucked up.
First things first, I'll eat your brain, Mel.
Let's say he's a...
Jesus, that's what I'm about to do.
I'm trying to get rid of my chicken.
Hey.
Nah.
Nah.
I got a question for you, Mel.
Real quick.
What?
Which one of us would you take to be your wingman to get back your ex
which one
go
oh great question
that's a nice question
great question
god I wouldn't trust you
I would not trust you
at fucking all
I'll blow that shit up
hell
yeah
it would
there would be no couth
no fucking sophistication
no nothing
and Keno
which one of you
hmm
yeah Flip would try
to do a skit and get a nigga his Heisman back.
Yo.
Ain't fair.
They need to give him his Heisman back.
They do need to give him his Heisman back.
Mail ticket.
Nah.
Yo.
On my way out the door, right?
Don't sprawl at you, son.
Who would I bring?
I think it would be a...
I wouldn't have lost him if I was a girl.
I'm keeping that nigga.
That nigga look like a He-Man doll.
You blew that.
I really didn't.
I really didn't.
Anyways, it would be a toss-up between Joe and Ish.
Nice.
Yeah.
A lot of shocker there.
Who didn't know that one?
Not Mr. Emotionally Mature.
No.
You only bring a joke because it's star quality.
You fine.
See?
She agreed.
She agreed.
She agreed, nigga.
She agreed.
Yes, thank you, E.
She agreed.
This is like the black dude wearing a dress and the white dude wearing a dress.
I don't care that she agreed, nigga.
You saying it is different.
Don't try to diminish or belittle my existence.
She would go with Imani or Ish.
Nigga, not you, nigga.
It's too late.
She picked me already.
Look, you want to add niggas on the side.
You agree you only bring me because I'm a star.
It would play a certain role.
It wouldn't be the whole reason.
Yeah, I didn't think so.
Yeah, it wouldn't be
the whole reason.
That's just 85% the reason.
Big mouth.
Big mouth.
Fuck y'all.
I don't think I got anything
else that's important.
Gypsy Rose needs to go
back to jail.
Yo, she definitely tried it.
Yeah, she tried it.
The USA did what?
Allows?
Oh, never. No, no. Never. No, no, no. I ain't talking about that. Yeah, she tried it. The USA did what? Allows? Oh, okay.
Never.
No, no.
Never.
No, no, no.
I ain't talking about that.
I don't know.
Okay.
Why would you write that?
You know I don't like that.
Leave my handwriting.
Okay, fine.
Fuck it.
No, no.
No.
No.
No.
Okay.
No.
Okay.
I wanted to come in here and tell, I wanted to leave Lil Boosie versus gay people in 2023.
Got it.
I don't think that's going nowhere.
But I wanted to tell him that he should stop.
Like, Boosie is gay people in the world.
Yeah, he is.
And they're at the movies.
And there's even movies about gay people.
Like, enough.
Disney movies.
Disney movies, too.
However the fuck you feel about shit, you could just feel it.
Why do I have to continue to read and hear your dismay at gay people at every turn?
Enough.
The gay people, the young blue contract dispute with a dog.
Talk. Talk.
Talk.
Somebody, please.
Yeah.
Tell him.
He's not going to stop, dog.
Because he thinks it's an agenda.
I didn't go see The Color Purple because I saw The Color Purple.
But.
This one, it's different.
Yeah, the musical.
I'm cool.
I mean, help me out.
What?
Where's that tie in?
The Color Purple?
He's saying he just didn't want to watch it.
Boosie went to go see The Color Purple
and said he left with his daughter
because it seemed like the movie was trying to promote
a lgbtqa plus life but they said they said that the original was about that so then they was it
then he was getting i don't want to say attacked but they people responded to him with so you were
cool with the the abuse the kid that's when you the kidnapping, the molestation and all this that happened in Color Purple.
But you walked out when it was girl on girl and they pulled up all your lyrics, bigging up girl on girl.
And I want to tell you all in London, that song that I like that I keep hearing, I'm sure I told you all before, but that line, how can I be homophobic?
My bitch is gay.
Don't make you not homophobic.
Oh yeah, that's just from London.
Because the DJ always cut the music
so the whole club could say it.
And you see niggas saying it
like they saying some Stephen Hawking shit.
I wish I would have made up math.
Y'all lucky I didn't make up math.
I'm doing some shit. Yo, I'm out of here. He made up math. He did have made up math. You're lucky I didn't make up math. I'm doing some shit.
Yo, I'm out of here.
He made up math.
He did not make up math.
What he made up?
He got a special chair.
He was.
He made, he got his own chair.
With a design, unique design.
He was a theoretical physicist.
That chair come from a, what, sharper image?
No, it was specially made.
He got the sharper image shit that they used to sit in the store
big shit
used to sit in that
shit
go sit in there
wrap your legs
around and shit
yo
we such niggas
yo
I went in sharper
image and just
broke shit
and left
I don't know
how this works
oh shit
everything in that
dropped it
gotta go
and they never
said nothing to me, man.
Shout out to Sharpie Emmett.
And shout out to Bed, Bath & Beyond. I'm just talking now.
Fuck it. Shout out to all the places that just let you
return shit that you used.
Mad times. I'ma miss that.
Nordstrom's.
Nordstrom's.
Nordstrom's was a scam in college.
Your rent was late?
Yeah, Ferragamo's gotta go back. Yeah, these Ferragamos gotta go back.
Yeah, Ferragamos
gotta go back.
You in favor
of rent being late?
No.
Oh.
Fuck no.
Have a check.
Nigga.
Gotta keep your
They tearing you up.
What?
They are tearing you up
in these comments, boy.
About what?
About the homeowner,
the homeowner buyer shit.
Yo, if we could do that through the year, like say some shit comments for. About what? About the homeowner, the homeowner buyer shit. They out there.
Yo,
if we could do that
through the year,
like say some shit
and just get tore up,
we lit.
Don't you stupid.
Nigga told me yo dog.
Nevermind.
I ain't gonna say that.
What else?
Is there anything else
that's burning a hole
in your heart,
in your souls,
in your spirits?
Let me see.
What else I got down here?
Your hearts, your souls, and your spirits.
Let me see.
What else I got down here?
Cardi B crashed out on the fans and then went to go fuck her dude.
And there's a lot of y'all out there that spun the block on your nigga for New Year's Eve.
A lot.
A lot of y'all. Holiday season's good for that.
A lot of y'all.
Yeah, but it was a lot of them that was.
Put the little fight to the side.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Nigga, you got emergency dick in the glass you're
gonna break it but why they act like that's such a shameful act who do the girls they don't want
nobody to know they did it the other girls or the girls themselves that are doing it the girls that
are spinning the block spinning the block they don't want that no even if it's on your man right
you just cursed this nigga out called them all types of names publicly All kinds of bitches
Yeah I know
There you go
Late at night
And you ain't just a regular
You can't just go fuck with anybody
Gotta watch my back I'm not just anybody
I had a good laugh with my girl
Whenever I was cheating
Her algorithm gave her all the memes
That said keep playing with me
and I'm going to go
get that nigga from you.
She a petty bitch.
Their algorithm
must have been the same.
Bitch start clapping back.
Yo, peep it.
Today in the middle of war.
You don't even know
what's going on.
Today done.
Oh, God.
That shit was the best.
It's best to just be cool. Yeah, best. It's best to just be cool.
Yeah, man.
It's just best to be cool.
That shit a headache, man.
Because of bitches.
Boy, I got to wash my body.
I'm not just kidding.
Definitely.
It'll start your shit, yo.
I'm out of here.
Smart man.
Smart man.
I'm going to David Yerman.
That little David Yerman line been long.
I'm watching y'all.
Y'all niggas is proposing out there.
I'm going to do it.
I'm going to David Yerman.
With what?
All right, so my girl, find your lawyer.
Let's do it.
Lawyer up, ma.
It's coming.
You ain't got one?
I got a lawyer for you.
Iron clad.
Come on, let's get this done early.
I got a lawyer for you.
So we can get back to love.
If y'all don't laugh, it'll get awkward.
If y'all don't laugh, it's like y'all don't laugh it's like a real thing
but we wanted to get awkward
throw a little laughter
no we want you to come back
and say yo yo my girl
I heard this shit
let me see
uh
do uh
her lawyer kicking my lawyer ass
now
she ain't got this nigga
uh
I want somebody
to tell Karisha
to shut the fuck up
what did she say now
what did she say now
because they comparing on the Cat Williams interview.
They said Cat Williams, Club Shaysha ain't nothing but the male version of Karisha, please.
What?
I heard people say that.
That's what they said.
He was up there spilling tea.
He spilled a lot of tea.
It was guy tea.
So I get the correlation.
But every time somebody say anything about Carisha please in the show
here she come gotta call me
on my dick if y'all hate me leave me alone
it's like dog dog you in
the field you
in the field now
that's true this is the field
it's a blessing
for people to mention your
name and your show
whenever some shit get moving that is the blessing
that's not the time for you to come and curse out everybody that's comparing you to nobody but
greats but you know what they're not comparing your show to bums they're not comparing your
shoulder to unsuccessful shows like dog just stop learn that, though. This crash out culture is trash.
She has to learn that, Joe.
Cool, but learn it then.
Learn it.
You done dissed every nigga in the world
that said something about this show.
You spent a whole New Year's Eve
kicking my back,
and I ain't say a word.
Look, coming from where she came from,
she's new into this space.
She don't really know how to move in here yet.
I don't give a fuck about that. Learn.
In what space?
The content space.
Not the music space.
Criticism is criticism is criticism.
Rappers criticize
niggas all the time. They clap back.
They do that.
It's totally different.
It's kind of like welcomed in that space.
Not only is it a blessing that this is happening.
I mean, I won't try to get you to see it that way.
But not only is this a blessing, you not in the field enough even to say none of this shit you say.
Like niggas are saying that to me.
You're not there enough.
I'm sick of it, yo.
I'm sick of these fucking privileged, entitled podcasters. I'm at dinner
last night. Going out
to smoke. Girl at the bar, tell me,
hey, real quick,
you have a podcast.
I want to start a podcast.
I said, this sounds like it's about to be long.
Let's get to the punch.
She says,
how do I get paid in
podcasting?
she says,
how do I get paid in podcasting?
Oh my God,
ma.
Is that what you stopped the smoke break to say?
How about just go start?
You don't even have nothing yet.
You didn't start nothing.
And you think about payment.
You privileged fucks.
Go do it.
Hear how it sound.
Maybe try to get better at the creative.
Same shit happened to rap.
Work on your show.
Work on your audience.
And then when you busy working on all that shit, then you can say, now, how do I get paid from this? Because at this point, you don't even know who you trying to get paid by.
They don't.
Who's your audience?
Who's paying for this content?
What is the content?
Who the fuck are you?
Fam, they see I'm broke.
Man.
There's money out there.
How do I get it?
I'm sorry if I sound frustrated.
No, you should sound frustrated.
But I'd be wanting to help the people.
Where you from?
But no, I'd be wanting to help the people.
But I get this out of it too, dog.
I can't help the people if the first thing you say out your mouth before episode one is how do I get paid from this?
That's because they really think that it's money everywhere.
You got to go talk to some of the people that started rapping for a check.
Like, I started rapping because I love this shit.
Like, money always came later.
It had to start with the love. I woke up
in an amazing mood this morning. I told y'all
I applied all different
seven facial things that the little
spa lady scammed and sold
to me. I felt great
coming to see y'all, sit here, let's talk,
let's kick it, let's get back together. I
love this shit.
You had the mud on your face. Huh? I got a moment
Yeah, looks like it
Looks more moisturized
Like a Hollywood wife.
All right.
He look like he got some Botox?
One of them niggas about to get you?
Oh, come on.
Come on, guys.
I don't act.
Oh, man.
I don't do no acting.
You didn't want to write a book, though, right?
Yeah, what that guy do with acting?
I'm publishing houses.
Them authors go through it.
They ain't going through that.
Author boys.
You ain't hear about
the author boys?
The author boys.
The author boys.
You ain't hear about
the author boys, huh?
I didn't.
New York Times bestseller.
When it starts taking
too long to publish,
something got to get published.
Yeah, I self-published.
You got to publish
something else.
Self-published.
Oh, please.
That book would be
in a sewer somewhere.
No, it won't.
You out your mind.
Self-published.
Whenever you get trying to see what it be, you're going to learn what self-publish mean.
You're going to sell a book.
Then you'll come back walking backwards to the publishing house.
No, I won't.
Walking backwards.
You walk backwards.
Walking backwards.
Did you walk backwards?
I didn't put a book out.
No, you did some other things.
Such as?
Oh, wrote a hit at 21.
Hit a home run any time I was called up to bat had the highest
views and ratings and love of hip-hop history what else i did uh broke ground so you walk
back digital only features what else i did so you walk backwards no oh okay that's what i was asking
oh you're trying to get me to be down no i don't try to get what you're trying to get me to be
down you might already be there not at all i ain't shave my ass. You did. I know.
I ain't give up now.
Talk to me like I didn't shave my ass.
You did.
Talk to me like I didn't shave my ass.
I didn't sell mine.
Exactly.
All right then.
Exactly.
There you go.
Yeah.
And you might as well sell some ass.
You out your motherfucking mind.
Yo, you was out there pitching.
Oh, shit.
Does anybody else have anything that is burning a hole in their heart, mind, soul, or spirit?
It's fucked up that Corey hit as an atheist.
Can't even say thank God?
That's crazy that the atheist be in God's favor like that.
He's trying to bring him back.
Y'all think that's wild?
He's trying to bring Corey back.
Yo, what's wrong with you?
Who did you thank?
Like, what did you?
Oh, thank the universe.
Larry Bird.
Some stupid shit. Larry Bird. Some stupid shit.
Larry Bird.
Some dumb shit.
Larry Bird, you pity me.
Joe Montana.
Yeah.
Hey, Cory.
This nigga's stupid, yo.
All right, y'all good, right?
Yeah.
Any more sex abuse we need to report on?
No, we got...
I think we covered it all.
All right, good.
Patriot.
A new role doesn't require
how to speak about those things.
Be careful.
Good job. I can't wait to see
what the new role is.
She came in here
and showed her ass.
She did good.
I ain't gonna lie.
It's going to theaters.
Sipping on water.
It's going to theaters.
Home theaters.
She's shaking with Netflix.
Tubi?
It's not Tubi.
Netflix though.
Okay, listen.
Don't shit on Tubi. I'm not shitting on Tubi. Angie shit got me tight. listen. Don't shit on Tubi, man.
I'm not shitting on Tubi.
Angie shit got me tight.
Don't let this TV shit
get to your head
and you start acting funny,
nigga.
I'll fry your ass up.
Don't let it go to your head,
man.
Don't let it go to your head.
Let's see here.
Do we have a part
of the show
that we love?
Do y'all think Mel is committed
to misunderstanding men?
I'm going to read that one.
Oh, this is YN.
Ah, what up, YN?
YN.
Hey, YN.
Hello.
Is this on the news now?
That's it.
It's a question.
Hey, JBN gents, question.
Do y'all think Mel is committed
to misunderstanding men?
Currently listening to Homie Court.
And at 40 minutes and nine seconds, as a female day one listener who's loved the dynamic of an all-male pod.
Hold up, you get crazy now.
I'll cut you off.
Watch yourself.
I wanted to add a different perspective to Mel being the sole woman on the pod.
For me, it's been a challenge to remain engaged.
Oh, shit, she firing.
Good for you, too.
It's been a challenge to remain engaged
when Mel refutes accountability
or meanders around topics.
It's a challenge listening to the female representation
on the show differ so vastly from women I know,
the other beauties you've had on, and myself.
I'm sure being raised by hip-hop culture
and reality rappers, West Coast rappers,
makes me more used to masculine tones
and opinions. Watching E
speak for Mel's possible thoughts
is mansplaining.
But because it's in Mel's
favor, there's no protest.
Mel loud-talking
Mel loud-talking Ice
the same way Ice
asked E not to do to him
Gets permitted
Because he already described
Feeling like he's walking on eggshells
When it comes to conversing with Mel
The lack of accountability
Mel embodies during topics like these
Is why I stopped listening to other
Female dominated podcasts
So I want to ask the guys
Do y'all feel like Mel is dedicated
to misunderstanding men
slash y'all?
P.S. I also recognize her
contrast as a plus
to the show for conversations like
these. So please keep going
Mel. But the question
remains. I read that in real time
if anybody thinks I'm trying to do a pile on Mel, I didn't know
she was going to say that.
I didn't know she was going that way. It just seemed a little juicy.
Don't attack me.
I think it's somewhere in between.
Mel. She didn't ask
me shit. She didn't ask Mel. She asked y'all.
That was hate.
I wasn't. It wasn't hate.
The tone. The tone.
The tonality. Definitely.
Gentlemen, come on so we can get this going.
No, because it was accusatory, so that's why I said it like that.
But go on.
Uh-oh.
That's speculation.
Meow.
No, it wasn't fucking speculation.
That's speculation.
Meow.
That's hate.
That's fucking hate.
So two women couldn't have any kind of disagreement or discourse.
Reverse.
Reverse.
It's immediately a cat fight that is some bullshit
that's super sexist but i would like to hear everybody's opinion in the room since she asked
for it well she asked for it from the men so it's not two women can have a disagreement
because she didn't ask anything to you i'm talking about the fact that my response
why wait they don't i don't know why that shit. I didn't know that shit.
Why? I don't know. Tell me.
Because it's reductive.
What?
What does that mean? It basically, it's
undermining.
Doing a cat call? Yes. But that's not
a cat call. Huh? That's not a cat call.
That's not a cat call. That's basically
an insinuation that it's a cat fight.
Yeah, but why is that reductive?
But if cats are fighting.
Really?
I'm asking.
Teach me.
I never heard that being made.
Are we cats because we have pussies?
Uh-oh.
Ew.
Is that what you went with?
Reverse card.
Get out of there.
Oh, she pulled the pussy card.
Get out of there.
Gentlemen.
I just never heard that.
I didn't know women were offended by that.
Oh, yeah, they don't like that.
To answer the question.
What?
Yeah, they don't like that.
Yo, look at the things
that women get to not like.
Hold up for a second.
Wait, hold up.
Wait, no.
Fuck that.
Are we not dogs anymore?
Wait, wait, no.
We had to just receive that
like it was...
I obtained that.
I obtained it too.
Yes.
I do. I obtained it too. Yes. I do.
I obtained it.
There you go.
Gentlemen.
To answer the question
directly...
Holy shit.
That's crazy.
I'm about to
crack a shit.
You called us dogs
earlier this year,
last year.
Just wanted to
love you.
Mad shit.
We can't be out.
I love cats.
I'm a cat.
You know I'm a cat person?
Me too.
Oh, fuck it.
Gentlemen.
I bet. Gentlemen. fuck it. Not bad. Gentlemen. Not bad.
Gentlemen.
Tag team.
Still gentlemen.
I've been trying to answer.
Ice has been trying to talk for two minutes.
To answer her question directly, no, I don't think Mel deliberately tries to misunderstand men.
No.
I think Mel is just, she thinks differently than we do.
I think she also plays into the content creation aspect of it where she argues for the sake of arguing. I think it's somewhere in between.
Yeah, I agree. I don't think she tries to misunderstand
us at all. I think she don't get us.
I just think she's oblivious.
Mel's been in a shell
for a long time. Sorry.
She's been in a shell for a long time.
This Hollywood shell.
And she's oblivious to a lot of real nigga shit.
So being around us, you know what I mean? She's seen a lot of real nigga shit. And she's oblivious to a lot of real nigga shit. So being around us, you know what I mean?
She's seen a lot of real nigga shit.
And it's shocking in real time.
It's like putting a white person in the middle of the projects.
Right?
They shocked.
Yo, hey.
Back of the bus.
I see what you did.
Culture shock.
Culture shock a little bit.
I don't think Mel goes out her way to misunderstand us.
I agree with Parks on that.
She takes a different approach for argument's sake.
Yeah.
No, that's facts.
Ish.
That's what you're waiting for?
No, I heard you.
No.
She asked all the guys, and you all have spoken, but he hasn't.
I know he got a lot to say.
He hasn't spoken again.
This guy's a nutcase.
No, I don't think that she...
She basically said that I'm committed to misunderstanding you guys,
so start there.
I think for the sake of the pod,
we create a dynamic of contention.
Are you a hostage?
Let's just go to sleep.
I think for the creation and cremation and curation of the dynamic, it could go either way. You think it's a hostage? You got to read for the dynamic. It could go either way.
You feel him?
You feel him?
I don't think he was finished.
I was getting my words together. I think for the sake of the pod,
for debate's sake
and for conversation's sake,
you kind of want to approach
some topics
from two different sides and give two different perspectives.
I think it makes for good conversation.
So I think that's oftentimes what she does.
So do you think she deliberately misunderstands men?
I just said no, it's not a misunderstanding.
I think it's just for conversation's sake.
He is not reading from a paper
and he's not being held hostage.
He is safe.
Now, how do you really feel?
We just freed you.
Was that answer satisfactory to women across the land?
Yeah, but I want to address a couple of things.
Oh.
Fuck that.
Can you go back to it?
To the part of the show?
Oh, shit.
She wants to break down and answer the question.
To the part of the show?
Oh shit, she wants to break down and answer the question.
What's interesting is a couple of my phrases,
like meandering and committed to misunderstanding,
that was used.
That's hate, and you taught.
So then there is the part where she says...
The other beauties that you had on the show and myself i'm sure being raised by hip-hop culture and reality rappers um example west coast rappers makes me more used to masculine tones and opinions
that yes that definitely makes us very very different that is not my story and so coming into this particular environment was extremely
um it's extremely different from anything that i'd ever been used to and i've said this numerous
times i have made mention of the fact that i find it so wild how differently men and women
actually think and i'm actually getting a little fucking irritated
with the fact that people want to latch onto this narrative
that I don't accept accountability
because I think that there was an excellent example
of me accepting accountability
when you played something real time for me
and I had no choice but to give my automatic, authentic,
didn't know what was coming reaction.
And we know what that was about. That
was a couple of weeks ago. And I issued an apology. I don't have a problem with accountability. I
don't know where that narrative is kind of coming from, but it's kind of getting on my fucking
nerves. So she's absolutely right in certain things where I don't really understand a certain alpha male mentality
because I haven't really been kind of subject to it.
Maybe I have lived a little bit of a sheltered life
or whatever the case is,
but yeah, it's different.
But I don't think that I lack accountability.
We love you, man.
Yeah, we love you.
Thank you.
We love you.
We got your back.
Thank you.
You don't have to stay
In the projects by yourself
Thank you
Alright but you gotta
Stay with us
You can't get
You can't get caught
One of them niggas
Catch you
I swear to god
I will not leave
You be walking
Barefoot
Catch you
This time
Stand with us
I will have
Don't try to go
Across the street
This time
No no no, no.
We will be
linked in arms.
All right,
so I'm not
working with Ben.
No, we'll be
linked in arms.
All right.
I'm not going
nowhere.
Let's practice.
Let's practice.
Don't stand
in that corner.
Niggas piss
in that corner.
Oh my God,
what's that smell?
Oh! Oh, we don't know these time blocks.
We don't know where these time blocks.
What?
I'm just fucking with you.
Um.
Crazy.
All right, sleepers, sleepers, sleepers.
Sleepers, sleepers.
Where'd you get those sleepers?
Why not? Sleepers, sleepers, where'd you get those sleepers?
Why not?
Round of applause, ladies make that Whoa, whoa, it's cheap, slow, hold up, don't lose my bop, don't lose, yeah, don't lose the bop
Stoneboy, more of you, let's go, let's go
Now who ma' be this?
The body the tantalizer
Ma' give one more pickin'
Mm-hmm, ma' got the ass, you see
Nobody we got to find us, girl But you be unique, yeah I got the ass, you see Nobody will get the final scars
But you be unique, yeah
Baby, you know I can get enough
I want more of you
Baby, you know I can get enough
I want more of you, you, you
Oh my, send me who I'm in love
Send me who I'm in love
Send me who I'm in love
Send me who I'm in love Yeah, send me who I'm in die
You kiss me one thing
Baby, never put me by the long thing
Tell her what I give you all night things
And I woulda never do wrong things, wrong things
Baby, make me wrong things
In all your direction, I'm pointing
Because you bring me more than one thing
For you be the one I'm longing, longing
Baby, wipe on it with him, bounce on it with him Rock on it with him and jump on it with him
Wipe on it with him, wipe on it with him I love your love
Wipe on it with him, bounce on it with him Rock on it with him and jump on it with him
Wipe on it with him, wipe find it within my love, yeah love Baby, baby, you know I can't get enough
I want more of you
Baby, baby, you know I can't get enough
I want more of you
Oh, baby, send me who I'm in love
Send me who I'm in love
Send me who I'm in love
Send me who I'm in love
It's brand new music from Stoneboy
That's called More
If you available in your phone right now
It's my vibe, man
Rock on, hit me, man
I got you
I don't ever hear you getting this bag
You know what I mean?
You can text me
I'll text them to you while I'm in the spot
You know what I mean?
It don't just have to be Travis Scott water With Tyler You know what I mean? You can text me. I'll text them to you while I'm in the spot. You know what I mean? It don't just have to be
Travis Scott water
with Tyler.
You know what I mean?
I can get you out of that mix.
But shout out to you though.
Shout out to you though.
That was shady as hell.
That 10 minutes
I was up there
trying to DJ,
I got a whole new respect
for them niggas.
That shit ain't easy, bro.
It's not easy.
You go ahead and play
some shit you think
is a little bop.
It's a bop to you.
It ain't bopping out there.
Man, you play some shit
that the two DJs earlier
played five times.
You wasn't there. You didn't hear it.
It's tough.
Respect to the DJs, man. Shout out to y'all.
50 years of hip-hop. Salute, salute, salute.
I ain't seen enough about DJs for 50 years of hip-hop
last year. I didn't. I didn't. Nasty-ass hip-hop. Salute, salute, salute. I ain't seen enough about DJs for 50 years of hip-hop last year. I didn't.
I didn't.
That's true.
I didn't.
Nasty-ass hip-hop celebration they did.
That is true.
Don't get me talking to sound like Cap Williams, man. That's my man.
All right.
Y'all see Joe Rogan?
Y'all see Joe Rogan?
Yeah.
Huh?
See Joe wants to talk about white people.
Will he clap back?
No.
No, he invited him up.
No, he invited him up.
Come on up here, buddy.
If you can get 15 million out of him in one day, see what these white people are doing. No, he invited him up. No, he invited him up. Come on up here, buddy. If you can get 15 million out of him in one day,
see what these white people are doing.
Yeah, he said, I've always loved and respected
Cat Williams. I fuck with everything Joe Rogan
is doing for all becoming comedians, too.
He is. He's doing a lot out there in Austin. I can't
lie, but it's black comedian time,
nigga. It's our shit.
We don't need you to come.
He can come to me.
He can come to Gilly or somebody.
Get your fucking successful ass out of here.
I hate when niggas make 100 mil a year
to come play in your ballpark.
Don't you hate when them niggas bring their dog to the dog park?
Eskimo, Alaskan, fluffy.
Yo, man, get that dog out of here, man.
Come on, nigga.
I got a pit from the barbershop they was selling.
$200.
Pit just had six babies.
I lucked out that day.
This nigga stole it, Jamie.
I bought this pit off of Clark Kent.
What the fuck is he talking about?
Corey, you remember when I had beef with the nigga that had the wolf dog that always walked on our block with that wolf dog that could kill my two dogs?
So I had to try to kill him.
This nigga here. I had to plot and try to kill him his animal shouldn't have been in america
and he didn't live on the block i remember he used to be oh so he coming over there showing off
you know remember used to be arguing somebody i remember i remember this one man that nigga
every other night he started talking fly to me but he always had that killer dog with him
had to plot try to catch him alone and he was never alone i me, but he always had that killer dog with him. Had the plot.
Can't try to catch him alone.
And he was never alone.
I followed him a whole four blocks one day.
Get this, Nicky.
I found out where he lived.
That's what stopped it.
He lived around the way.
I meant to fucking go throw some shit at his house.
I fucked it up.
Killer ass dog.
Anyway, go ahead, man. I'm sorry.
All good, man.
Mel.
Yes.
You can't attack the part of the show.
You can't.
When they do part of the show, you can't.
Oh, I missed a point.
Shut up.
Good for me.
Yeah, yeah.
You want to learn?
I missed a point about Imani.
I don't think that what you did was mansplaining.
Just because it benefited me what your explanation was,
I don't think that that was mansplaining.
Let me tell you what I think. And Drar sat up there and he said something no no he
said something where he where he was literally flip yo mel yo we just want to have fun i know
but it's a point he was she said something about amani and i want to take me down the tunnel this
is your third time doubling back to the part of the show.
And she's wrong.
He's mansplaining.
Okay, no, no, no.
It's definitely mansplaining.
It's mansplaining.
No, no, no, no, no.
The only thing that I will say, I'll just sum it up by saying this.
Sometimes the message is only received for men by men.
Sometimes there is messaging that you guys cannot receive if it's being said by a woman.
But let a man say it, you guys process it and receive it. It's just... it's just oh you mean like hey they're making us wear dresses in hollywood to
succeed got you got you is that what you mean no that wasn't what i meant but if you want to use
that as an example feel free i was free okay i just want to play my sleep that's it I want to go to sleep.
She said,
y'all said Wanya.
What's her name?
Wanya.
That's why you said that.
Wanya.
Wanya.
Oh, that's fucked up. Explain to Sleeper, man.
I'm trying.
Wanya kids will not stop singing.
Y'all niggas don't go eat some applesauce.
Sit down.
Sit down.
God damn it. Poor niggas. And y'all look like him. All y'all niggas don't go eat some applesauce. Sit down. Shit play. God damn it.
Little niggas.
And y'all look like him.
All y'all look like him.
And I was outside for the end of the road.
Every time I got to open my screen, it's four new Wanya's crooning.
I know.
That nigga was doing a lot of fucking when I Make Love To You came out.
That nigga popped them out.
Well, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Wanya was doing some fucking. Four seasons. Make Love To You came out. That nigga popped them out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Wanya was doing some fucking.
Four seasons.
I wish.
We need that doc, too.
The real beef behind Boyz II Men.
I keep trying to get it out of Sean Stockman, but them niggas are too gentleman-like.
Somebody got to fall out.
And they give you the money.
When you got some legacy catalog, we have the rest of our lives to piece it up and eat.
Somebody got to go broke.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's when you get to go broke.
Normally, niggas go broke.
We're long together.
I go broke.
That's when I go knocking on Michael Bivens' door.
Uh-uh, buddy.
Come on.
Come on out, you little.
Give me some of that.
Another bad creation.
All of the Bell Biv, New or Dead, all of the Bell Bib, Black Street, everybody.
Ice, play a song.
Please.
I've been trying to introduce my sweet boy.
All you have to do is hit play.
I got to say what the fucking song is, bro.
Not if you didn't get paid.
You can just play it.
I don't get paid for songs.
If you didn't get paid, all you got to do
is hit the sideways triangle.
Push your mic back. Thank you.
Anyway. No, no.
Push your mic back.
I don't care. Push your mic back.
Now, thank you.
BG Gucci man.
Push your mic back.
I just pulled it close to me to say you ate
with those. I didn't see those. You ate with those.
If that's what you're doing in 2024, I like that.
That's fly. Thank you. That's different than my Ivers that. That's fly. Thank you. I'm accepting the compliment.
That's different than my Iversons.
That's fly.
These are Iversons.
Those are Iversons?
These are Iversons.
Those are good Iversons.
Can he play the fucking record, bro?
I wish he would.
Can you buy a sweatshirt that fit?
In 2024.
It's not XS anymore.
Alright, hold on.
Don't play the record.
It's not extra small.
Let me ask you a question.
It's not extra small no more. Hey, nigga, who the fuck you think I am? Who you think I am? Who you think I am? XS anymore. All right, hold on. Don't play the record. It's not extra small. Let me ask you a question. It's not extra small no more.
Hey, nigga, who the fuck you think I am?
Who you think I am?
Who you think I am?
And Sweats that fit.
Why you keep playing with me, boy?
And Sweats that fit.
Huh?
Now, don't look down, nigga.
Look at me.
Stop playing with me up here.
You keep doing it.
Nigga, yeah, I saw what they said, too.
Nigga, I ain't no...
Stop fucking with me.
I'm going to turn up on you.
Stop.
What was that something?
Stop playing with me.
All that shit, you've been taking shots at me for a long time this whole year after I signed.
Nigga, fuck that shit you've been taking shots at me for a long time this whole year after I signed. Fuck that shit.
Let's stop.
Let's move on.
Let's let it go.
Yeah, I'm sorry, bro.
Hey, bro.
Gucci Man BG Paperweight.
Show us the S-Team list with the rock on it.
Oh, he wasn't in the rap.
He wasn't on it.
I'm standing on the cold always.
I'm standing on law.
Believe it or no another way
You can say you this, and you can say you that
That paperwork's safe, that's just a motherfuckin' ride
So don't act like you real, when you know you a bitch
And stay the fuck from round me, I ain't fuckin' with no snitch, nigga
You can say you this, and you can say you that
That paperwork's safe, that's just a motherfuckin' ride
So don't act like you real, when you know you a bitch
And stay the fuck from round, I ain't fuckin' with no snitch
I done lost a lot of homies to this game I'm in
50% to the grave or the half to the pen
Every time I look around, hood buryin' a G
Wonderin' if the next week they gon' be buryin' me
Carryin' me on a fresh white T-Wan me
The way that these niggas rettin' at the shit shit scannin' me They breakin' every rule, that's taught in
the game Cause season, you fool, know what all the salt
in the game Soften they lame, bitch niggas ain't standin'
for shit Goin' out like Nino Brown, takin' a stand on
the clique What's happenin' with this?
Lookin' at him like, what's happenin' with that?
Nigga, that's your label, that's your main man, that's a rat
Shockin' your herd, thinkin' to yourself, how could this be?
How could I not see? All these years he was rockin' with me, that's your main man, that's a rat Shocking your herd, thinking to yourself How could this be, how could I not see
All these years he was rocking with me, that's how it be
Enemy be right under your wing
Think fast, always mow your lawn
Snakes in the grass sneak as fuck
Gotta prepare yourself for the strike
If you don't, and they bite, it could cost you your life
Real talk, know this shit I spit
Come straight from the heart, every word and every ball
You could take it as long
Like true to myself, so you know I'm true to this shit I Every word and every ball You can take it as law Like true to myself
So you know I'm true to this shit I be cool and I'll kick it
With that foolishness quick Hooligan shit
Full of these FNs and rugas with dicks Fuck that boot em up nigga
Be on that shoot em up shit You can say you this
And you can say you that That paperwork's safe
That she's a motherfuckin' rat So don't act like you real
When you know you a bitch And stay the fuck from round me I ain't fuckin' with no snitch, nigga
You can say you this And you can say you that
That people work safe That you's a motherfuckin' rat
So don't act like you real When you know you a bitch
And stay the fuck from round me I ain't fuckin' with no snitch, nigga
I was in the courtroom I couldn't believe my eyes
Dog took the stand against me This shit had me surprised
He pointed his finger at me he say it's Mr. Davis
They gave that bitch immunity, cause that's the way he played it
Ain't fuckin' with these snitches, ain't fuckin' with no rats
She's either stay your distance, or I'll put one in your hat
Niggas sneak dissin', haters dry snitchin'
We rockin' by snitches, so they gon' die snitches
I told Jizzle the game changed, they got switches
And B-Star now over dirty ass bitches
But nothing really changed, these niggas still tellin'
The P.O.'s and the po-po's make it hard for a felon
You can say you this, and you can say you that
That paperwork's saved, that you's a motherfuckin' rat
So don't act like you ready
That's paperwork, Gucci Mane, BG, off of their collab album, Choppers and Bricks
Again, I've told y'all before that that project
shocked the shit out of me.
BG sounds amazing
to have just done this time
and come out rapping like this.
It's a good project.
Yeah.
BG, did you just win?
Real quick?
I didn't.
He just win.
He just win.
He just win, yeah.
I gotta check it.
We're going upstate.
This is Great God
featuring Rome Streets,
Avant-Garde.
Yeah.
It's Great God featuring Rome Streets, Avant Garde. Chicks wanna sink they teeth in The clothes you buy to wear to the club I go to sleep in The neighbors know my name is in cursive in
the deep end I told you pussies that I'm a wolf, I don't
wear sheaf skin You always talking shit, guy
Should I continue?
All you need to have is a bird and you on the menu
Like security, I'd follow you to the venue I never liked you suck-ass rappers and don't
pretend to So I'd be damned if I scuffed my booty, go
back and forth with a purse- rapper they think he cute no I'm different a raptor vertical
mint a my watch faces Tiffany not my sneaks Caprini
and y'all move the crab like I drew the gap if you die for the Gucci slacks the
shoes is two racks
But I ain't skiing, hopping out the European
Your bitch trash, I wouldn't pee on your BM
I been shining like light when it hit 3M
Fiend smoke it out of the soda can
He don't need stem
The spot where the bum niggas at, I never be in
Fly nigga with a attitude, I'm MC Ren
Addicts is my friends, they get extra if they bring me sales
I let them sniff the residue under my fingernails
Bring a scale, you niggas will never measure up
A rapper that pose in bitch clothes, never next to us
You niggas weird and your songs garbage
Quit this rap shit, we need more workers in the fish market
Fuckin' ain't just a big target
No tattoos, I draw on the artists, now we daily departed
Trench coat gallery department
got a girl i nicknamed dumb her head is retarded
as heaven god great god and robe streets
i'm going to i'm going to uh the young lady's name is Jessica Domingo
The song is Could Have Been You
It's the remix
Let's hear it
It's just too late
For you to come around
All your mistakes
I wish you would have learned by now
That I was the one, and you knew it too
But I found someone who could have been you
I was the one who could have been you I'm here to hold you now
If only you had made a move
I just got nothing on for you
Life and life and life's endless Late late late late
Even when we were nothing Boy am I remorseful
All of our pasts we did less, we were almost there when you said
Cause I still think that it could happen
Every time I was on the floor Could have been one little hole to fill
If only you had made a move
This could have been all for you
Still the best you've never had And it's such a shame
That you keep on coming back
To let this go to waste
Once you said that you weren't ready
I lost you already
You apologized
But now you're laying more regret I don't wanna be
I don't wanna be
Blushing
I never feel the way I used to
I realize it's too late to take me back.
It's the Could Have Been You remix.
Pastels, Jessica Domingo, and Rayleigh?
Parks, you got mine?
I do.
Okay.
Mine is called Lose You by Luna Mia. I tend to get in my head
Making mountains out of sand
Hoping that you'll climb in for me
Nightmares of you leaving me
For something I couldn't see
Waking me up out of my sleep
Would you give me a sign
That it's gonna be alright, all right are the stars still alive
oh I don't wanna lose you
The harder I hold you, the more you slip away
I know I can't keep living this way
I don't wanna lose you
What a surprise
There you go, we go looking my concerns again
But at the same time, I've never been good at speaking my mind
Got a million things that I wanna say
If I say it wrong then you might walk away
So I keep quiet and solve the problem so I'm laying beside it
Would you give me a sign that it's gonna be alright, alright
Are the stars still aligned or are we running out of time?
I don't wanna lose you
I don't wanna lose you
The harder I hold you, the more you slip away
I know I can't keep living this way
I don't wanna lose you
I don't wanna lose you by Una Mia. A vibe.
Una Mia.
Una Mia, man.
Uma Mia.
Uma Thurman.
Jesus Christ, you guys.
Hey, I want to ask you a question.
I didn't even spin the block slaps.
Off camera, y'all, I was telling Joe he should buy his chains, JVP chains, right?
But Ish made a face
And gave me a look like
Nigga I ain't wearing no chain
I know what Ish is thinking
What I wanted to ask
Ask Ish
Is that
Say if you give your crew a chain
Ish didn't say that
For real
He gave me a look
I was hurt
Say if you gave
Ish wouldn't hurt me
Say if you gave your crew a chain
Ish
And one of them
Niggas
Pawned it
Would you feel a way
One of my mans is going through that
right now, a basketball player.
If you gave me, what's your construction site?
What's your shit?
What's your shit name?
Builders or us? What's your shit?
It's not done.
What's your shit called?
If your man pawned it, would you be upset?
For all, by all?
Depends on the situation.
Would you have one of them come to you and ask you if they needed something all houses matter um yeah that's
okay come on guys so you would feel away if you gave somebody a chain they pawned it like you saw
it in the jewelry store yeah okay would you fill away job if you gave chains and went and pawned
pawned it i would feel it you would that's why i don't give chains i thought about it
which one of you yo but back to your original point you said that i'm
really falling the jb yeah you look at me all that when somebody take one of your guns then what
shout out to demons um if your jbp chain gets stolen you fight
you fight don't come back in here without your jbp channel now you're not wearing now your chain on out of the demons. If your JVP chain gets stolen, you fired. You fired.
Don't come back in here
without your JVP chain.
Now you're chained
on the podcast.
Wait,
if I got your JVP chain,
y'all would wear them?
Hell no.
On the pod?
We like McFoolington.
I didn't say on the pod.
I did nothing.
I say nothing about on the pod.
I'm at your real life.
What would it say on it?
JVP.
With a picture of me from my fifth grade graduation. What would it say on it? JVP. With a picture of me
for my fifth grade graduation.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You wear that shit?
I don't know.
That's crazy.
You gotta spice it up or something.
Don't let it look like JVP.
I said with my fifth grade graduation picture on it.
Y'all wanna wear my shit?
That hurt. Man, you wouldn't wear my shirt? I ain't trolling. I ain't nothing. Yeah, he for sure.
That hurt.
Man, you wouldn't wear it either.
I'd wear it with pride.
She'd wear anything.
She'd wear that shit on the way to...
Damn.
Of course you'd wear a t-shirt.
Hello, hoodie who?
Look.
Take a picture.
Put that shit...
As a woman.
You can put that shit on Daisy.
As a woman,
this symbolizes
The shackles
That have been on us
That we have tried to earn
In America
You know what he said
Man we'll put that shit
In the tuck for a rainy day
You know what
I'm getting kicked out of here
Let me
Let me go
She wouldn't
She'd be wearing
A civil suit earring
And you made me wear this
And told me If I came to work without it.
He put this on me.
This has a remote control.
I think it's a mic in here.
This is a Bluetooth.
You're going down.
Where he controls me.
You're going down.
I'm going to be right there like that.
You're on earth.
Look, she's trying to get it done.
Oh, shit. Fuck y'all it done. Oh, shit.
Fuck y'all, man.
Oh, yeah.
Our plans are so for real, man.
Why not?
Give us a set real quick, man.
No, nigga.
This is my set.
It's three minutes, bro.
This is four minutes.
Right on the spot.
Right on the spot.
Don't play the whole thing.
Let's see.
Yo, and hold up, man.
Fuck these stupid ass girls out there.
The girls, when we get vacation time,
girls just get to thinking and writing things down,
and then you forced to read them.
So let me tell you what this girl,
what the girl said on the internet.
She said,
she said
and they be trying to sound brilliant
she said I was today years old
when I learned that the electric
slide was about a dildo
it's not
I repeat
this girl said that I was
today years old
when I learned that the electric slide
was about a dildo.
They tried to get that off.
And she tried to get into the verse with the whole, you can't see.
It's electric.
It's like when they did Pump It Up was about.
Can I go on a rant real quick?
Pump It Up was about that.
Thank God for Web and Nitty.
They were a little too street to allow my antics to fly.
But that whole second verse, I was giving it to them.
And my hand up.
And my hand up.
I was in the booth having a blast.
Yo, them street niggas looked through the glass.
He tapped on it like you're talking to Flip.
Yo, I was rapping my heart out.
I see Web tap skate.
I see the Nitty got up. Hey, nigga I was rapping my heart out. I see web, tap, skate.
I see the midi got up.
Hey,
nigga.
Hey,
you come out.
Come out.
Let's just work on this together.
You can't,
we can't,
you gotta slap,
but,
it's this second verse right here that just needs
some catering.
So your biggest hit
had co-writers?
Yeah,
if you want to say that.
Well,
it did,
because Cooling the Gang
is the Flip. Ah, okay. So, nigga that never wrote? Yeah, if you want to say that. Well, it did, because Cooling the Gang is the flip.
Ah, okay.
So, nigga that never wrote a hit.
What's up?
What's up?
Huh?
What's up?
I just provide the sneakers.
All you got to do, don't fuck up Mike now while I'm talking my shit.
All you got to do is rap Arsenal verse, nigga, with the hands, with the signs, nigga.
Nah, it's not me.
Fuck out of here.
What's up?
Free the wave.
Hey, yo, stop playing with that shit real quick. It's our man. Fuck out of here. What's up? Free the wave. Hey, yo.
Stop playing with that shit real quick.
I'm tired of that.
Bunny Wheeler made the electric slide.
He's a Jamaican.
What Rastafarian- All right.
I'm tired of Jamaicans playing this shit.
Hold on, hold on.
No, he did.
Bunny Wheeler made it in the 70s, nigga.
Marcia Griffin redid the record.
Bunny Wheeler wouldn't talk about vibrators.
It's the same shit.
Still does.
That's the nigga in the back going, yeah!
No, not him. Watch your mouth. Bunny Wheeler.
Box, pull it up, Box.
Pull up Bunny Wheeler electric, please.
Pull it up. Stop fucking playing
with the electric slob. I'm tired of you.
A Rastafarian would not talk about no fucking
dildos in the fucking 70s.
Yo, Jamaicans really
tried to go crazy last year with that we invented hip-hop shit,
and we let you cook because we like that.
But y'all got to shut the fuck up, yo.
They did.
Jamaicans said they invented hip-hop?
No, they didn't.
No, they didn't.
Stop it.
Like, take your Sean Paul and go.
He came over here and crushed that shit, nigga.
I feel sorry for anybody who was not outside for the Sean Paul era.
He crushed that shit. Crushed it feel sorry for anybody who was not outside for the Sean Paul era. He crushed that shit.
Crushed it. Crushed what?
That nigga had
give me the light, light glue.
Sean Paul was like,
get up, people's here.
Are you shitting me?
I think Kool Herc's Jamaican.
And that was before the civil suits.
He had civil suits? That's what they tried to get off.
Yeah.
Kool Herc's Jamaican. He had civil suits? That's what they tried to get off. Yeah. What?
Oh, well, that's right then.
Cool Herc's Jamaican.
I know.
That's right then.
I know.
I think he had civil suits.
What, did you listen to Bunny Whale and shit?
You're right.
Thank you.
The retort to that, and I have it in my phone somewhere, but I'm not going to look for it. But the retort to that is that rhyming and rapping
has been around since the 40s and 50s
with a lot of the Herbie Hancock, the Black...
That's where it gets debatable.
That's where it's debatable.
Park's always history.
If them niggas back there rhyming on them old ass records
where they was rhyming on the jazz records,
even some of the black radio DJs
from back then,
they were rapping.
Was it Fatback Band had a rap in their song?
That's where the debate comes in.
I'm not taking away from Cool Hurt
because that's hip hop.
But if we're talking about rapping,
stop with the Jamaicans. Take your shabba and go. the debate comes in. I'm not taking away from Cool Hurt because that's hip-hop. But if we're talking about rapping, like,
stop with the Jamaicans.
Take your shabba
and go.
You took Sean Paul back.
I don't know
if Sean Paul is Jamaican.
But he had too many slaps
for me to deny it.
Even if he ain't Jamaican,
I'm with that appropriation.
Nigga,
you remember that time, son?
They even make it clap.
Nigga,
do I remember?
He did the remix of make it clap. Nigga, do I remember?
He did the remix of Make It Clap, nigga.
He shook that whole year up.
He had a hell of a year, sir. Hey, blurb this out.
You know he was on fire because you ain't next to him since.
Write that down.
One time.
Write that down.
Read his name.
Got that out of here.
Yeah, that's how you know he was on fire.
He was on fire.
Hey, get away from him.
What?
Ooh, tell me about when y'all told your girl to stay away from that nigga.
Never.
I didn't do that.
Just give them a look.
Which is ill, considering he got hazel blind eyes.
Are you responding to me?
Do you get what I'm saying?
I didn't get the answer.
Yo, man.
Mel, tell me you're accountable again, man.
Hand me your bag.
What were they talking about?
Oh, wait.
Meow.
Yo, you taught me something.
Y'all taught me something today.
I did not know that.
I feel like when I learned that women had a problem being called
females yes that's what i feel like annoying yeah that was an annoying time yeah what the fact that
we were annoyed by that oh just women being called females yeah women being called females
is an annoying time you're trying all right got it. You tried. That was a clarification.
For 2024, you should start putting your fellow castmates
in the best position to win.
You don't think I'd do that?
What?
Nigga went to Andy Martinez and said,
oh, thank freedom.
She said, freedom, oh, God, thank freedom. Whoa. She said, freedom.
Oh, God.
Thank God.
That was paraphrasing.
That is not what I fucking said.
That shit hurt my heart.
I said, no, no.
You a traitor.
That shit hurt me.
That hurt me.
Why are you internalizing it?
I'm going to get her next interview blocked.
Why are you internalizing it?
See, and that's why we can tell you not from the hood.
You from outside.
Any person, when it's a group or something,
people will internalize it when you love somebody.
Yes.
You would.
Okay.
Hollywood shit, they don't care.
Hey, Becky, I did that on the...
Yeah.
It's a principle thing.
Got it.
So that could be the disconnect.
And I received that.
I obtained that.
Don't steal my...
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no fault for none of that shit.
I don't know why...
Them contacts you got on
I want to try some contacts
Because you use some brown shit
I never thought that I would
Hey, hey, please, please, please
Oh, shit
No, they made a threat about you
Please
Yo, stay out the comments
No
No
I'm never going to stay out the comments
Except for when they mention you
No, I read those too
I know
But they want you
To stop singing
With your trash
Boy, I'm never in the mic. Have I could sing I wouldn't be here. Oh
You wouldn't have been it
So that whole trope about showing up for a friend somewhere
I wouldn't have been so you were saying you wouldn't showed up for fun have been at the Monopoly game
You're not Adam now. I ended that I
Ended that it's I need you nigga beat this. Nigga went and started a family.
You can play right now.
Stop it.
The game is here.
Stop it.
We have a base you're on to do.
After that.
I'm free.
You free?
I am not free.
Oh, exactly.
I think I'm going to see him play.
Nigga, three-man game.
You and Corey.
Put my foot in y'all.
Like we used to.
Nigga got some money.
Won't even play Monopoly.
No.
I got a woman that I'm rushing home to.
That's what I'm rushing home to.
Is it Monopoly or that?
That was a low blow.
It used to be Monopoly first.
It wasn't.
It used to be Monopoly first when you get your last girl.
That's fucked up.
No, don't do that.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
Don't try it.
Don't knock him in the room.
Yeah.
No, that ain't what he talking about.
Don't let them bait you.
Go home and love on your woman.
I am?
That's right.
I am?
I think about these ladies. Love that.
You can stay if you wanted to though, right?
Yes, if I wanted to.
Every night I was going to tear my girl up, I fell asleep.
That's you, my nigga, son.
It's different in real life than it is in your head.
Boom, boom, boom.
I fell asleep when I was just about to eat it and went to bed. There wasn even no work it's the IOU got you in the wake up mom well let's go
Chanel girl hey girl come on I know I know I know I fucked up that day I'm I pull out all the 55 year old lines. Yo, she be mad too. My God, yo.
If I tell you, I can't even tell you.
You ain't gotta tell me.
I blew it, I blew it, yo.
If she leave me, I ain't even mad.
Woo.
Start talking to me like I don't, all right, man.
That's what you gotta remind them of right now.
Don't talk to me like I don't love eating pussy.
But if your actions don't speak to it, then they get to talk to your child.
That's a game.
It is.
That's a game.
That's all it is. I need Adderall to eat, but I got to stay up.
I keep falling asleep.
Because you're tired, nigga.
Oh, nigga.
They take it as an indictment.
Like, they ain't fine no more.
It's not you.
No,
it's all me.
Sleepy,
my brother.
Dick trash.
And I sleep different
when you here.
I'm snuggling up.
Like,
come on,
ma.
Oh,
shit.
Yo,
what's,
I'm about to leave.
I'm going to tell you
niggas now.
Oh,
shit.
I didn't even do the outro.
The TV just came on.
It's weird.
What type of rich shit you got?
You got automatic TVs when you say things?
Nah, Corey hit for that 12K, and now whenever sports is on, it just cut off.
It's going on, yeah.
It's around, man.
Oh, look, look, look.
This is not the song I was looking for.
This your man, right?
Oh!
Yo, you hear Jermaine back there?
Yo.
Oh, shit.
Now, hold up.
Michael showed that sibling love is better.
I'm going to find the song
I'm looking for.
Go ahead.
Michael,
I would have left them niggas
to fix my brother.
He did leave them niggas.
Not really.
No, you wouldn't.
What? Them niggas look crazy. Them tall niggas. The niggas are my brother. He did leave them niggas. Not really. No, you wouldn't. What?
Them niggas look crazy.
Them tall niggas look crazy, son.
When they try to revamp the Jackson 5 as young adults.
Nigga had the stupid suits on trying to spin.
A lot of shit we missed.
I got to tell you something.
Nigga, Eddie Murphy said,
we didn't notice.
Sidney Poitier was such a good actor.
We didn't notice that he didn't comb his hair, nigga.
I went back and watched it.
I said, he's right.
That nigga didn't comb his hair.
That's the Peace City 48.
Why would Eddie Murphy say that?
Eddie Murphy said he was such a good actor.
We can't tell if he combed his hair or not.
He didn't comb his hair.
You don't got to comb your hair, nigga.
Nigga said he... Eddie Murphy said that.
Ish.
Ish.
Well, Joe ain't him. Don't let him distract you. Joe ain't him. He trying to go ass niggas. Yo, what- Ish. Ish, Sidney Poitier in the cut. Well, Joe ain't him. Don't let him distract you.
Joe ain't him.
He trying to go ass niggas, yo.
What record is this?
Damn.
Did we sing you?
Rock on or do that?
Rock on ain't never say yo.
What song is this, yo?
Yes, he do.
Nah, I said it.
Yes, he do.
He technically all time.
Rest in peace to Sidney Poitier real quick.
Sorry.
I had a brain freeze, bitch ass niggas.
I know.
Can't have that when you up there in front of people.
Yeah.
It's not Jack.
It's not Jack. It's not Jack. It's not Jack. It's not Jack. It's not Jack. quick sorry I had a brain freeze bitches no no can't have that what you want when
you up there in front of people
maybe might not have it he might not have it that's all and you're bad DJ
could you be letting the souls played the whole shit you know wait no way I
DJ bitch ass niggas now pod no no no, no, no. No, no, man.
What you got to say?
Wait, Flip, that's a bad DJ?
Yeah, you can't let the nigga... He did the whole four minutes.
He can't let the whole shit play.
I don't know.
It depends.
What song in the club you want to hit on shit?
Some DJs only give you 20 seconds of the song,
and that's the problem.
That's why I don't like that one.
That nigga tried to give me junk for saying that.
Who?
That nigga tried to line me up in the club, yo.
Your teeth looking good, too.
Nigga, what you doing?
There we go.
Fuck you up.
Your teeth looking too good.
That's how I want it.
Yeah.
We hope you enjoyed this episode as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
High vibrations, high frequencies, and here we go.
Oh, God. Keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we
need to be there until the next time. We bid you adieu, farewell, arrivederci, adios, hasta la
vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye. Remember, life is a series of moments and moments past.
so long goodbye remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have and lastly the baddies are insecure and unaccountable
closed-minded chicks want you to teach them things and the stagnant women want to travel
grab you a Tylenol you might need it it. Happy New Year to y'all.
If you in the New York area,
bad weather this weekend, lock up with
something soft and nice, man. Don't fall asleep
before you eat it.
Stay up. Set the alarm clock.
Eat early. Early dinner.
Hey. Shout out
to all you Hollywood niggas out there.
We see ya.
Whatever y'all eating on. Whatever y'all do when it's snowing.
You know what I mean?
We respect it.
A little snow cone.
Hey, if you got to a billion
by sucking dick,
be proud of it.
The sucking dick is negated
if you got to a billion.
If you suck dick,
it's still broke.
Oh yeah,
then,
damn,
you did it wrong.
You did it wrong.
Should've practiced.
Yeah. You had the wrong ring. You was it wrong. You did it wrong. See? Should have practiced. Yeah.
You had the wrong ring.
You was on track.
You just had the wrong ring.
Just take it out.
I didn't want the daredevil roll that bad, man.
Y'all got to have it.
Y'all got to have it.
And that would have been a double entendre.
Slaps knee.
Slaps knee.
All right, fuck it.
We gone, man.
First part of the year. Here's to great energy all year
round. Continue to
be blessed. Continue to be highly favored
out there. Continue
to be productive.
And be careful if you
in Secaucus. They dropping the migrants off
right there. But they're sending
them back. Dropping them niggas off in Secaucus.
Rather furt.
New York is suing
fucking Abbott.
Abbott in Texas.
$704 million.
Big money games being played.
Big money games
being played out there.
2024 could be wild.
They dropped some off
in Weehawken.
They dropped some off
in Weehawken.
I know.
I'm on the neighborhood app.
What does it say?
What does it say?
What does it say?
Look at you.
No, that was enough edge.
That was enough edge.
Now we can go.
We can end it.
Yeah, it's over.
Yo, be well, marry, peace, love, health, wealth, and prosperity to you, yours, your loved ones,
and their loved ones too, man. Yo, Flip will walk you right to, your loved ones, and their loved ones, too, man.
Yo, Flip will walk you right to the slaughter, yo.
My fault.
This nigga's crazy.
This nigga's crazy.
I want to know if it's like, is it an elitist citizen act?
No, no.
Because I know the conversation is different.
Gypsy Rose, you manipulative little bitch.
Dwight Howard, get out of there, nigga.
Don't go to Bangkok.
She's got it.
You know what?
I got you.
I'm going to just end it.
What's up?
That solves everything.
What's your Viola face about?
Yeah, Mel trying to sneak in the good mouth shit.
Nigga, mute up when we talking.
She wiped up.
What type of shit was that?
What?
Mel, okay.
That was crazy.
Yeah, that's the mouth of fire.
Great balls of fire.
Yeah, look at this.
You fuckers are crazy.
This is crazy.
We going to jail.
We going to jail.
We going to jail.
She said yes.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
I will jump across that thing.
Oh, what? This is crazy. Oh, to the Oh, shit. I will jump across that thing. Oh, what?
That's crazy, sir.
Oh, to the judge.
Oh.
The judge, Flip.
Yo, y'all be well out there.
Mom, I love you.
Dad, I love you too.
Why you act like you going to jail?
Why you did that?
Because.
First part of the year.
Oh, OK, sorry.
The first part of the year.
My phone just scared me.
I'm trying to keep this energy up.
I'm trying to keep the vibe going.
You know what I mean?
Let me get a little round of applause.
Shout out to our parents.
Shout out to everybody's family here.
Yes, sir.
Happy New Year.
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
They're too young.
They're too young out there.
They don't know what's going on.
They think that's the little violinist girl.
Stop.
Music is a world within itself. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop.
Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. Let me see. Let me see your blend. Let's see your blend.
What's your song after this?
Right, right, Fawkes?
Hey Fawkes, take it away.
Where would you go after this?
Put your phone down, don't text Rock on.
I'm not texting, Rock on.
They can feel us all over They can feel us all over
Fuck outta here nigga now you be mad
We've had our share of trouble
That's how they ask for a mix
Maybe more than other
You're not from Jersey City you wouldn't get it
This is a New Jersey thing going on right now. If you're
from New Jersey, if you over 35, you heard this with every beat in the world. I'm going
to let them know I'm going to hit some drops and we out of here. The first time we kissed,
I'ma hit some drops and we outta here.
The first night we kissed, I knew it was forever.
Mel, you sound like a tongue kisser.
You look at together and tongue kiss a nigga on the first date.
Nigga gotta dodge that mouth and hit the neck up.
I don't kiss on the first date.
What'd you say?
Nothing.
Melissa for her.
Melissa for her.
You're laughing. All right. All right, we outta here. Don't worry about it. Kiss on the second date. Melissa Forbes. Melissa Forbes. You're laughing.
All right.
All right, we out of here.
Don't worry about it.
Kiss in the second day.
Don't worry about it.
Yo, Patronis, we'll see y'all in a minute.
We miss y'all. Long has been left, and we're together.
Baby, listen.
Oh, God.
What'd you say, Mel?
I had a motherfucking thing. Baby listen Oh God What did you say Mel?
I had a motherfucking thing
This is it yo, alright
No joke
There you go
Here we go JVP, JVP, why I went to a V without the JVP?