The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 689 | "Woe Is Me"
Episode Date: January 10, 2024The JBP kicks off the second episode of the year with their reactions to Jonathan Majors' appearance on 'Good Morning America' (21:45) before turning to music they are looking forward to in 2024 amid ...SZA’s frustrations with leaked music (42:28). Ari Lennox opens up about her experience on the Rod Wave tour (45:40), Kevin Hart’s ex-wife is joining Katt Williams on tour (1:10:58), and Ice has a question for the room regarding exposure culture (1:23:00). Also, the Golden Globes (1:53:01), a door came off during an Alaskan Airlines flight (2:17:45), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Alexander O’Neal - “If You Were Here Tonight” Ice | Fabolous - “Selfish” Parks | Raekwon (feat. Ghostface Killah & Blue Raspberry) - “Rainy Dayz” Ish | Leon Thomas - “Treasure In The Hills” Melyssa | Sinead Harnett (feat. GRADES) - “If You Let Me”
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You know,
I put my ear to the door.
That's your bag.
I didn't hear nothing.
We know.
We know, bro.
Turn the thing on.
What's up?
We're up.
Oh, we on?
Definitely.
He running to put his hands on that.
I don't think
nothing's wrong with that either.
I don't think
anything is wrong with that.
Voyeurism?
Is that what it's called?
Audio voyeurism? No, it's called friendship. Voyeurism? Is that what it's called? Audio voyeurism?
No, it's called friendship.
It's called being nosy.
It's called friendship.
Hey, hey.
Sometimes you catch
a good performance.
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Sometimes you don't.
It's off night.
Yeah, man.
It's off night. Yeah, man, shit.
It's off night. I think that's friendship.
Listening to your friend's
fucking friendship?
I think that's part of friendship.
12?
16 or something?
Have you 40?
Yeah, I'm 16.
He doing his part
front and shit again.
I'm not talking with him today.
My nigga, when you 40-something years old,
you putting your ear to the door when I'm up there?
You was 30-something.
We was on fucking twin beds, nigga.
What the fuck is you talking about?
No, that was a session.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You wasn't dolo, and I'm like this.
Ticka-ticka-teeny.
Ticka-ticka-teeny.
I'm just talking about maybe seeing your friends
or fucking with your friends.
I think that's the sign of friendship.
I would agree with that.
It does a certain bonding, I guess.
I'm agreeing with that.
You don't do that to somebody that you not fly with.
I'm agreeing with that.
But I got motherfuckers I'm fly with that I'm not going to do that with, too.
Well, listen.
What the fuck is wrong with y'all?
That's what determines how fly we are about fuck with you?
No, I'm not saying that at all.
No, no, no.
You just changed it.
Come on.
Don't do that
inside because you changed it i'm saying i'm listening to you if you my man and we catch a
two-on-two fast break let's dance oh yeah check it nigga but boy yeah you gotta be my man for
that either though oh i'm not having a tour you are bugging you're doing two on two of the nigga
that's not you'll go to an orgy and don't know everybody in there, right?
No, I won't.
I'm not down.
You said up here that you'll go to an orgy, Jones.
I have not gone to an orgy and participated with anybody that I don't know.
I've gone to the sex club and walked around.
That's different.
Smoke some boobies.
A sex club is different than fucking with someone in a hotel room or someone's apartment.
Y'all are fucking
in the same area
you cannot make sense
of what you're saying
that's a party
you can't make sense
of what you're saying
y'all got it
it's different
no y'all are bugging
but y'all got it
I'll be the one bugging
when the last time you did that
I don't do that
so then you just talking
no I didn't say I did it
you ever had
you ever had a
a session with your nigga
not pause
pause
pause
I'm sick I'm a big fan.
I am.
Can we pause, please?
I don't know what the fuck is going on over here.
You never had a session?
This free golf coaching is wild, son.
You can bell four pause good.
It's a rainy day.
Let's talk the truth.
No, honestly.
You never had a session?
Like, really?
No, bro.
I've never ran no trades.
I've never done no jump off.
No, it's not a trade.
I'm giving list of things.
No, I have not done that.
So if you.
Never have I ever. So this is my problem that. So if you... Never have I ever.
So this is my problem with...
So if you're saying that you never did that,
then you can't say that niggas...
I didn't say out of bounds.
You said you would have a fast break with a stranger.
No, you wouldn't.
Fam, I wouldn't have a fast break with none of you niggas.
Then say that.
I'm going to be honest with you.
I'm going to take mine and go in the room
and we're going to be in there making love damn near.
I'm like, yo, what the fuck is he in there doing?
Ice, you brought twins to the house that stuck Hennessy bottles in their vagina.
Did I fuck them around any of y'all?
I don't know.
I think we could have.
Did it happen?
It's because, man.
Them niggas sleep in.
You brought a lot of little.
Got the twins?
A lot of hot little Jezebels by.
I did.
Now, you niggas get on these podcasts with all these morals and standards.
That ain't morals.
If we had a good two-man break, you would definitely do it.
Shut up.
And that's incest.
What are you talking about?
Not on my part.
Yeah, but you was into that.
You would do it.
Yo, listen.
You're never doing that with strangers.
You condone that.
I don't want to drag this.
Fire.
I'm not doing that with no strangers.
How do you do that with a stranger?
I'm not doing it.
I'm not doing it with y'all.
Not y'all, but just either way.
Man, how do women feel about that? What really goes on at those Miami girls trips
Girls be fucking
Girls don't girls don't know you're flying fuck listen
They'll get it poppy at my and a homegirl away in the living room and press guide on the remote
Playing sleep on the same bed
Or that oh the same bed same sleep. Or in the same bed. Playing sleep.
Or that.
Oh, the same bed for sure. Same bed.
Same bed for sure.
Same bed.
Look at your face.
She doesn't know shit.
Look at your face.
Can't answer.
You don't know.
What did my face say?
No, she's not asleep.
Some Canadian shit.
Look at her TikTok.
She's saying she don't sleep.
Right there.
There's only.
Girls don't care. No, they don't. They don't your sleeve. Right there. There's only... Girls don't care.
No, they don't.
They don't?
No.
Once that little hot pocket
just get to flapping,
that's it.
It get ready to go.
Fat mom get talking.
Yeah, yeah.
Y'all in a judgment-free space.
Anything can happen.
And then they fall out
right afterwards.
That's when they get exposed.
I bet you was in Miami
with this nigga
hopefully I'm involved
in why they fell out
and hopefully I got
really cool
with the better of the two
before it happened
whoever was the
more fire one
I want to have a bond
with her
the other one can go
did that plenty of times
bitch moved to Long Island
we forgot all about her
oh shit
hey we made that friend move to a whole other country.
State.
We was happy as hell.
We was besties.
Man, why you want to be the source of the mess?
There are bad news.
Niggas are nuts, yo.
Stop.
Why you want to be the source of the mess?
Don't isolate me.
Don't isolate me.
You said it.
You did that, bro.
I know, but I say these things knowing that my brother in pod will identify.
So stop.
I don't know what the fuck you doing for your little white romance, but you've been down
for a long time.
This nigga want me to make it.
He want me to be like him.
Stop.
Now, leave me alone, man.
We got a nice rainy day coming.
Unfortunately.
Why that's unfortunate?
We know you the rain whisperer.
Anybody ain't that, nigga.
You know that.
Yeah, we know.
You know nobody's excited.
Stormfield.
Wakeboard story.
You Stormfield.
Yeah, nobody's excited like me.
It's getting crazy.
I fucking made a mistake.
I normally be watching Mike Woods on the weather.
I made a mistake and hit the channel 7, 6 o'clock weather, man.
That nigga is a pro.
Yo, he is.
He's smoking Mike Woods.
He better than Mike?
By far.
Yo, I almost put him on my Insta story like,
yo, do y'all know he's just doing the weather?
He was dressed to the nines.
Better than Mike?
Much better than Mike.
He started out in Illinois.
I was in bed like, why is he telling me this?
That nigga freaked it.
And from Illinois, it'll travel circumventedly through this way, shattering Edison.
And then you'll go, oh, my God, he put on a movie.
And then passed it to, then he went on for five minutes and passed it to a weatherologist.
I said, wait, I thought you was the weather.
Holy shit, that nigga's talented.
But anyway, enough about the weather.
You know I'm Rain Man, so you know what I'm here to do.
Bichon Camp in the flesh.
Where is he, yo?
I didn't have a lot of relationships until I found the one, though.
I really did. I just found out my college girlfriend needs a kidney transplant.
And I'm not really worried because her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years.
No, no. that's not fair.
Actually, in all fairness to her, she could probably count every guy she's ever been intimate with
on one hand if she was holding a friggin' calculator, but I'm not better.
I'm not a better guy.
Two weeks after she dumped me, I was fortunate enough to see her get hit by a snowplow.
And that was awkward for me because I had never driven a snowplow before.
I'll never forget the night we broke up. She made me cry.
Well, that could have been the mace. I don't know.
Maybe it was the frontal wedgie. I was crying. I remember that.
People ask me all the time if I still miss her.
And I do, because I haven't had the scope on my rifle adjusted.
But I'll get her.
I just have to put her behind me and slam it into reverse.
But she's quick.
It's alive! It's alive!
Hey.
It's the Ghostface version of Bainey Siegel and Bun B. In God's sight In God's sight
In God's sight
Let this ride finish for a minute, man I don't wanna cry
I, I don't want you to see me cry La, la, la, la, la. Tch. Tch. Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch.
Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. Tch. I'm doing it for the ladies, doing it for the ladies always
Shout out to everybody on their way to work right now
Getting the kids ready for school
On a perfect day
Oh man
I know that I can
Oh man, this is when I get to singing in the club
And there's something across from me singing too
Then we lock eyes
We lock eyes and start singing together
Oh, he matured
He matured
Yeah, I mean, I ain't one of these young pups
Niggas was outside today
Shout out to the ladies
One good pussy out there
Hey, guys Down to the ladies, what good puts you up here?
Hey, Inga!
Just let me vibe out for a minute, vibe out!
You ride to the car, fuck with me, fuck with me!
Mom, what up? I know you're listening!
Hey, Gale. Getting romantic in here.
I mean
Hold on look at Mel
Who they who
Big Mel Just hang down on me Chill me with your love, bitch
21 Savage, you don't really want it
You don't really want it, stop it
You're not that R&B guy, yo
Just hang down on me
Just hang on me
Everybody stop.
Everybody stop.
Thought we were getting some orange juice chokes.
No, I do it for the ladies.
Carl or something.
No, I do it for the ladies.
Carl Thomas is for the ladies.
Well.
You got it, though, bro.
I want no smoke.
Oh, my.
Oh, my fucking God.
Oh, my fucking ish.
Ish.
Oh, my God, yo Oh my God, what?
What's up to you fucking now?
What's up?
What's up out there?
Ladies, 30 and up, 30 and up
40 and up, bro, 40
Yeah, 40
No, it came out 90
40 and up
35 and up at least Shut up 40. Yeah, 40. No, it came out 90. 40, you know.
35 and up, at least.
Shut up.
Back to man, Stephen Hawking.
Hey!
Let me hear you sing it along out there.
You and your car ain't good.
Mel, you know what's going on.
You know about this.
I don't know. I'm asking. Don't play with me. When I'm thinking of all the love we shared,
I can't make the tears stop.
All right, I promise y'all we're getting started soon.
You're rolling down my place like you're high.
I want to go outside.
Oh, come on, man.
Don't let me lock eyes with this.
Come on.
So no one, no one, no one.
Rock on, I got you.
I'll just text you to Slacks.
Oh, oh, hey.
I'll just text you to Slacks, Rock.
I will say.
Say.
That one side in the red.
Two down, baby.
You're having me on.
Oh, no.
It's almost a sin to cut that off right there.
I'm getting back to that at some point.
Yeah, it's, come on.
It's fucked with me.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. I don't know what to do. Oh, no for daddy. What's up? Uh, dude.
Mew, mew, mew, ice and air.
All right.
Flip and Mel, Mel, Mel.
Second part of the new year.
We woke up with breath in our lungs.
Blessing, blessing to be here.
Happy to be here.
Welcome to episode... Uh, 689.
689 of the Joe Budden podcast i'm your humble gracious grateful
and highly favored host joe button here with a few really amazing people to my right the beautiful
the intelligent melissa ford uh big m4 have a slice flip is in the building big queens big queens
ish is here.
Real estate extraordinaire.
You know the fucking vibes.
He's coming to a panel near you soon.
Next to him is the one and the only Big Freeze.
Got every Iverson ever invented and ever not invented.
What the fuck is they talking about?
And next to him, he only fixes the sound everywhere in the universe.
Big Parks. I do what I can. Grammy
nominated. Hey, yo. Y'all know the
vibes, man. Big Parks is here.
Best Timberland
Wearer Award winner. Yeah, man.
Couple years running. Big Poe is here.
Corey is here eating some kale or some
shit over there.
Yeah, some bullshit. Erickson
is here. Shout out to everybody here, some bullshit. Erickson is here.
Shout out to everybody here with us remote.
How's everybody feeling?
How are y'all doing?
Good to see y'all
on the second part
of the year.
What's up?
I'm curious to know,
I think Ish just did
a sock check,
unflip.
I did.
He got a white,
I thought he had
a white person.
That's a black person.
I thought it was,
you know what I mean?
It's Cam.
Who?
Cam. What's that?'s that Cameron on your socks yeah
hey what about it nigga it's a little night the fuck out yeah I know. Interesting. I'm going to get your songs.
Thank you.
I got you, girl.
Okay.
Interesting little tidbit to start the pod here.
You did it.
You threw it that way.
I was just trying to say how everybody's feeling.
What's up?
What's up with y'all?
Come on, talk to me.
Feeling good, man.
You snuck in the playoffs.
I feel great.
Yeah?
Yeah, y'all did.
Shit. It was a 10% chance. Yeah, you got to put some respect on Mike Tomlin, man. I'm happy. Yeah, y'all did. It was a 10% chance.
Put some respect on Mike Tomlin, man.
I'm happy. How are y'all?
I feel good. I'm good. I just told you why I'm good,
my nigga. Sometimes that'll do it.
We crawled in, but I'll take it.
Great weekend.
Nothing. It ain't too
cold. The snow kind of fucked shit up
for the weekend, though.
Had to go shovel snow and lay salt
and all that goofy shit.
A couple doors.
How many different places? You do it yourself.
It ain't goofy when it's your doors.
You don't hire niggas to do it?
No.
Yo, you and your girl
going to keep the money in the house.
Y'all not going to send a dime out.
That's crazy. You know there's a lot of people out here
that need some money.
What is wrong with him?
You got the snowblower at least
you put in the truck?
I got one.
Okay.
How many blowers, Paul?
One.
Oh, come on.
Oh, you didn't use it.
You just didn't step it up.
It wasn't,
the snow wasn't deep enough.
But when it is,
you travel with the snowblower, Paul?
You used a snowblower for that?
I said it wasn't deep enough for that.
Okay.
No, no, no, no.
You wrapped it up.
Stop playing, man.
No, it wasn't the snow.
Yo, hire somebody to do the snow, man.
Nah, I would.
These niggas don't be reliable.
Oh, you ain't Rick Ross shit.
Get some kids.
I'm going to mow this lawn.
Kids don't do that no more.
That's a new thing.
These kids are spoiled as fuck.
They don't shovel snow no more
That is true
Well I mean there's really
No snow to shovel
Yeah it hasn't snowed
It hasn't snowed in years
Bruh
When it snows
They don't knock on doors no more
None of them
Slow niggas be in the house
Playing Madden with ice
Niggas is fucking
Crypto millionaires
Word
They got time to shovel
You trying to stay young man
That's good
You did that while people was home
Yeah
You're a good landlord man What you mean You trying to stay young, man. That's good. You did that while people was home? Yeah.
You're a good landlord, man.
What you mean?
That nigga's landlord of the year.
I don't understand.
You had them niggas do it?
I feel like it's a legal thing like you have to.
I would call for one cool tenant and be like,
yo, I'll give you a little break on the road if you have any snow this year.
Guess what happened?
Just left your house.
When somebody else give a break on their leg
when they fall down the stairs,
what the shit they gonna say?
Touche, touche.
Man, I dropped some salt
in front of your front door, nigga.
Spread that bad boy around.
Yeah, all right.
All right, cool.
Glad to see everybody's lives
are so interesting.
Time to delve
into some other people's lives.
You guys are awesome.
Give it up for yourselves.
Give it up for yourselves.
How was your weekend?
How was your weekend?
What'd you do?
I seen you out in these streets. No, you did not. I did. No, you did not. I definitely did. Give it up for yourselves. How was your weekend? How was your weekend? What'd you do? I seen you out in these streets.
No, you did not.
I did.
No, you did not.
I definitely did.
No, you didn't.
You wasn't out in the streets?
Well, you didn't confirm if that was something I wanted to bring to public airwaves like
we do for you.
So, but I mean, I guess I...
It's all right, bro.
Right?
You just called our lives boring.
Like we do for you. It's all right. We turn to you and say, what did you do? I mean, guess it's alright bro right you just called our lives boring like we do for you
it's alright
we turn to you and say
what did you do
I mean the Instagram is public
what was on Instagram
I didn't do much
I got a lot of rest this weekend
I stepped out for a second
to the
you know what I mean
normal normal
ate
nice little tomahawk
went home
trying to cut down on red meat
cut back on that absolute tomahawk. Okay. Went home, trying to cut down on red meat, cut back on that.
Absolute tomahawk.
Absolute tomahawk.
Eating in moderation.
Okay.
I order it.
The little tomahawk.
I order big,
I eat a little bit,
and I go.
Hatchet.
Just a hatchet.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, don't blame.
Don't let it,
listen, I'm losing weight.
Good.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
All right,
then sound congratulatory then. There we go. Thank you. I appreciate that. That's dope. Yeah, but'm losing weight. Good. Congratulations. Congratulations. All right. Then sound congratulatory then.
There we go.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
That's dope.
Yeah, but that's it.
That's it.
Nothing was going on.
Happy birthday to Mary.
Mary was in there.
Bottle.
You don't say.
That was nice.
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to the great.
That was the end of that.
It's always good to get a little Mary set.
I like that.
I like that.
If you was the DJ
would you play
would you play the set
of the person that's in there
or would you not
I'm playing it
I would ask them for a show
cause sometimes
that might make them uncomfortable
man
if they got the slaps
I'm playing the slaps
yeah sorry
certain people you can't
you don't feel funny
when that happens
well he ain't got the slaps
he has a slap
they can cut that
on and off real quick
they got a couple slaps.
Damn, so he's shooting at you with a shot at Arsenal.
That's my man.
I'm not going to do that, but I'm here today.
Guns loaded.
Shoot mine at me.
Guns loaded.
I know.
I know.
That's corny.
I don't like when niggas do that.
That's corny.
So you lucked out.
I'll be prepared next time.
There we go.
Come on.
Let's dig into somebody's life.
Come on.
Let's mind somebody's business. Well, if they put their business out there, then, I mean, let's dig into somebody's life. Come on, let's mind somebody's business.
Well, if they put their business out there,
then I mean, that's it.
Then we got to come right in and mind it.
I mean...
All right, Mel.
Take it away.
Don't act surprised.
You're the Jonathan Majors whisperer on this podcast.
Listen, run of show.
You are our Jonathan Majors expert.
That's true.
You are our Golden Globes expert. That's true. You are our Golden Globes expert.
That's true, too.
Okay.
You are our Ari Lennox expert.
That's true, too.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, Jonathan Majors appeared on Good Morning America.
He did.
Yeah.
This was an appearance that a lot of people were looking forward to after he-
Stuffed that chick in the car.
After he- So aggressively. Was convicteded that chick in the car. After he...
So aggressively.
Was convicted on a couple of the charges.
Your freeze will never be full,
like, right to the top.
But you gotta...
You gotta get the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And shut the door real fast.
Slam it.
You gotta slam.
Bam!
And you gotta lean up against the door
for him to make sure the shit...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what he did to that little white girl.
Stuffed her... In a cab, too. Yeah. Make sure the suckers make sure the crack. That's what he did to that little white girl. Stuff to get your fuck
in the truck.
In a cab too.
He ain't get with it.
Just throw it in the cab.
Just go straight.
She had that look
in her eye too.
This nigga said
just throw it in the cab.
Yo,
what's wrong with you?
I was listening
to a lot of fads.
Wait, Parks.
Look in her eye.
Yeah, she got that
I'ma tell on you look. She got a devious look on her. I didn't Yeah, she got that, I'm going to tell her you look.
She got a devious
look at her.
I didn't see it
before.
She had the,
I'm going to tell
on you,
Bob.
Yeah.
All right,
we took it away
from you.
No,
no,
no,
no,
so I put a clip
in there,
in the pod.
Oh,
you put like four
of them,
so I don't know
which one you want.
And nobody reads
this.
Yes,
you do.
It tells on you.
I can see when
you have all seen
What I've put in the pod
DM and stuff like that
So he
He didn't really do himself any favors
With this interview
But I don't think that he was always
I don't think he was prepared for this
His PR people got him prepared
As much as they could
But it's like
It's Disney
Disney think they slick.
We knew he was going on Good Morning America a week ago.
Disney's the parent company.
There's some people who are natural orators.
They're natural at this.
But he sounded like he was just deflecting on everything.
That nigga was acting.
Disney's trying to sneak him back in as Kang.
They're the parent company of ABC or Good Morning America,
wherever the fuck he was filmed at.
Too much money.
Yeah.
You're not slick, Disney.
And the nigga act like he was,
like he act like he was in a movie.
I felt like I was watching a movie.
The lights was dead.
They paying,
they paying Megan Goods.
She chilling.
It was very theatrical
how they panned to Megan.
Fuck y'all doing.
Y'all not slick.
We like them.
I like them.
They may not.
Traitors.
I like them.
Bring them back on. Come back home. Y'all not slick. Y'all don't gotta do all this shit. They gotta do all this shit. They may not. Traitors. I like them. Bring them back on.
Come back home.
Y'all not slick.
Y'all don't got to do all this shit.
They got to do all this shit.
They got to do all this shit.
Not for me.
Okay.
Well, it's not for you.
They got me with the Coretta Scott.
They got me.
Once they kept playing that bite, they got me.
I'm sold.
Bring them back.
So you think, Melissa, that he was in there unprepared for this?
Yeah.
Yeah, right.
No, I just think that he's not,
this is not his normal stage.
He is an actor
and he's very, very good
at what he does.
When it comes to having
to explain himself,
I don't think that he did
an excellent job.
I think he deflected a lot.
I get that.
I'm not hating.
I'm calling a spade a spade.
But you don't think
that was intentional to deflect?
You don't think there was a script? No, I think that, yeah, absolutely. All I'm saying is because I'm calling a spade a spade. But you don't think that was intentional to deflect? You don't think there was a script?
No, I think that, yeah, absolutely.
All I'm saying is, because I don't want to word dance,
all I'm saying is, however you grade his performance,
I don't think it was from lack of preparation.
At all.
That's possible.
That's all I'm saying.
He could have went in there and did horrible
and you just was trash.
It's not your ballpark.
Wrong choice of words.
Lack of preparation.
I'm sure that he and his team were prepared for abc good day whatever so so lack of preparation is not the
right words i should have said i think that what i'm trying to allude to is the fact that he's not
a natural orator you know i'm saying he's not a natural at this he's a natural he's a he's a
talented actor but when it comes to sitting in the hot seat and having to defend
your actions
especially since
you've been convicted
I thought that it was
like you just
I think that was all
an attempt to
humanize him
and
because if it was too good
they'd be like
oh he's definitely acting
it didn't work
this shit will fool
some people
sure maybe
but to other people
who you know
just have a different
lens of looking at stuff
it didn't
and when they asked him direct questions he created like kind of like a reverse he it was like a reverse
uno card you know I'm saying if I had been more of a man and I had you know just ended the
relationship we wouldn't be here he starts talking about all the hypotheticals but it's just like
but that's not what happened you you were cheating she found out you guys got into a fight and this is the outcome so talk about
that so it's just like if i'm a great word i think he did a whole bunch of um tap dancing
i don't think any accountability really he kind of held himself accountable
but still didn't at the same time
he did like general accountability
yeah yeah yeah it was never
it's me it's my fault I did X Y and Z
like they asked him
how did she get the scars
he did the long dramatic pause
mmhmm
paying to make him good with the big doe eyes
I wish to God I knew.
I was like, oh yeah, this nigga,
he about to win an Oscar for this.
He didn't really, you know what I'm saying?
I don't think he did himself any justice or
service by being on there.
It just didn't show well to me.
If anything, it looked like he was acting.
It didn't look sincere. It didn't
look genuine. It looked like he was up there.
It wasn't sincere. that's my point though
yeah
and it came across
Disney owned that
this is
this is a
all a play here
it's possible
the whole shit was a play
no it's possible
but I'm just saying
as a person
an onlooker
he ain't
he ain't body it
watching this
you know
I was reminded
of just how phenomenal of an actor this guy is.
Really?
Boy, was he bodying that shit up there.
That little doofy outfit.
I think preparation.
When you do this, I know the science and psychology that goes into it.
All the way down to the colors.
So I'm watching everything.
That little goofy outfit worked.
You was looking good up there, my boy.
A little turtleneck never goes wrong.
Nah, and his posture, how he sat, the tone in which he spoke,
the words that even when he paused his breath control,
just his cadence, he was killing that shit.
I'm talking about on the performance actor tip.
Killing that shit.
I'm talking about on the performance actor tip.
And then they would cut away to like her with like a cut behind her ear and her finger.
I was like, damn, man.
That's fucked up that you caused this abuse.
But, boy, is he acting.
You killing the shit?
He is.
You kidding?
You don't you you great job
man tell him
let's go get some
neosporin
put some
put some
windex on it
he was going crazy
until he wasn't
until he wasn't
cause then them
questions started
coming like
Roger Clemens
they started coming
with a little more
heat on him
fastballs
so were you
reckless
with her heart yo yo I said oh shit with a little more heat on him. Fastballs. So were you reckless?
With her heart.
Yo, I said, oh, shit.
I said, oh, shit.
Oh, we lit right now.
Hey, I did that.
Hey, I know that.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yo, give me, I wrote that, nigga.
I know that move. I wrote that.
Hey, big dog, I see what you're doing now.
With her heart? Yeah. Come move. I wrote that one. Hey big dog I see what you're doing now. With her heart
come on.
What a line. Get to it.
What a line.
Well how did you feel
when
the verdict came and you were guilty?
Gotcha. What were your feelings?
I said oh this is going to be tough.
I said I was angry.
Then what's that next one he used?
Oh, the next one is what got him.
He said some shit like saddened or just, he used to went to some vulnerable shit.
I was like, oh, okay.
Way to switch.
Angry wasn't the way to start.
Overwhelming feeling of despair.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He switched it.
He switched it real quick.
That's my man.
He was up there working.
He was up there working.
Exactly.
And not only that, he's lost a tremendous amount of weight.
You're still checking out his body.
No, no.
But you're talking about the whole.
Still cute, ain't he?
No, no, no.
You're talking about the whole psychology of no no no you're talking about the
whole psychology of everything the the planning that was involved in his demeanor his outfit
everything was specifically chosen if you think about it when it comes to like courtrooms a lot
of the times a defendant will change their physical appearance like they'll lose weight
or whatever to seem meek meek yes imagine he comes in looking like kang you know big brolic huge
exactly no one's gonna think vulnerability when they look at him he still had the kang nose Yes, imagine he comes in looking like Kang. You know, big, brolic, huge, black man.
No one's going to think vulnerability when they look at him.
He still had the Kang nose, though.
That's not going anywhere.
I mean, it was all the way you wanted it.
That's not boxed.
But anyway, you were saying, you can't laugh with him.
You have to go.
This thing's stupid. You have to keep going. All right, you can't laugh with him. You have to go. This thing's stupid.
You have to keep going.
All right, fuck it.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
If we're grading it out of 10, how did he come off?
Which piece?
Hey, hold up.
We ain't getting to the grade yet.
Would you have done it?
Would I have done what?
Went to court with him after he beat up the white girl?
No.
We're not spending 10 minutes on mail but you like the guy i yeah and still wouldn't why he was knocking you down before you had the cabin nobody knows that i'm saying allegedly
what if we just met what if we just met like a couple of weeks ago true and we were talking
and we're having a good time and I really, really like this guy.
And then this shit happens.
No, sorry.
So would you keep talking to him then?
Maybe talk to him, but I probably would not be publicly out with him.
No.
I don't know if that'd be her option at that point.
What you mean?
You mean what I mean?
You said you don't know if that would be her option?
Yeah, like you can sense when somebody is just not willing to stand next to you during a tough time.
But I mean, realistically, what do I owe you at this point?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You don't owe anybody nothing.
You don't owe anybody nothing.
We just saying, would you do it?
Because you like, like you said, you just met.
Let's go about what you said.
You just met him.
I just met him.
You like the guy.
Now he going through some shit.
You want to know, would you come to court with him and support?
You're saying no?
Essentially, I don't really know you.
Correct.
But I'm just.
She said no.
Okay.
Yeah.
They're in love.
Would you continue to date the person?
Would you continue to date the person?
I might continue to talk to you behind the scenes, you know, quietly and privately.
But I'm not going to.
I'm not going to risk the career that I've built I'm not going to risk my public persona because there's just too many variables at play
that really have absolutely nothing to do with me and that is a hot that's high risk and I don't
even know if it's high reward at this point because I don't know you we just met I agree
with a thousand percent like I'm not we
we've seen court cases where somebody go to court and some shit come out like that you ain't know
about he ain't tell you about it could have been a video of him doing some wild shit you sitting
behind him for three or four months now this video comes and and presents itself in court you look
like a complete dodo now I'll kick it with you behind closed doors, but I'm not talking with you publicly.
If that person comes to you and says, your presence could help my case and my chances, you still say no?
It depends on how long I've known them.
You just met them?
Yeah.
Like, if I just met you, that's not really my obligation at that point.
We cool, but I'm not.
I don't like when people do the, if you just met them.
I don't like when people do that.
Because it's vested interest, though.
Because, of course, in conversation, if we just met, I'm not doing shit for you. We just met him. I don't like when people do that. Because it's vested interest, though. Because, of course, in conversation,
if we just met,
I'm not doing shit for you.
We just met.
But when you just meet somebody
and there's interest
and you see potential
and there's hope
and you feel good about it,
you made people do something
that you wouldn't normally do.
Yeah, but you also risk,
you also weighing your risk
at the same time, though.
It's definitely a risk assessment.
And she is a public figure, too.
Like, she's just not
a regular working class citizen. Not that, you know what I'm saying? But she's a public figure too. Like she's just not a regular working class citizen.
Not that, you know what I'm saying?
But she's a public entity herself.
So it could definitely have some potential backlash
if she makes the wrong decision.
Got it.
Would y'all, if the situation was reversed,
you meet a young lady, she's an actress,
and in the early stages something comes out,
she has to go to court for something.
Would y'all pop up with her?
Yeah.
I think the double standard is in your favor here.
Not in shining armor.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
She got that fire.
Got to get it somehow.
Got to get it somehow.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm popping up with her.
Who's that? Now I come popping up with her who's that
now come out and trial
that
she's like an animal
she did some wild
like Joe said
it's looked that different
when y'all think
for guys and girls
it is
yeah
that's the spicy ice
listen
you know I know
I'm just asking a question
that's the spicy
just trying to ask a question
to the fellas
yeah I fuck with it
so do y'all think that someone asked him,
do y'all think Disney asked him to do this?
Do y'all think somebody asked him to do this interview?
Why did he do this?
It doesn't seem like he did himself many favors.
I think a lot of people walked away saying,
all right, you did some of that shit.
Yeah, I think so.
Especially when they let the 911 call play.
I think that they thought it was going to go differently.
That 911 call, he had his acting calm voice on then too.
But the impact of those words, she's unconscious.
Yeah.
Well, all right, nigga, how?
Yeah.
It sounds like it was a Disney play.
It really, really, really, really does.
Because he, I don't care how calm his demeanor was,
he still looked uncomfortable it just looked like this was whatever team you've got assembled because a lot of his
team has deflected so maybe he's like assembled a new one this was yeah you got to do it any hopes
of salvaging your career and this could be bending the knee bro like yo this is we we like you said
disney owned all of this.
All right, listen,
you want to come back?
You got to go out here.
Yeah, you're going to look away.
Humiliate yourself.
Yeah, you got to humiliate yourself.
You got to play the part.
Do y'all think he's still
able to sell tickets?
Yes.
I think because when it comes
to the, in Marvel,
or just period?
Both.
In Marvel, people not necessarily
going for Jonathan Majors.
Marvel has a fan base
that's going to go
to the movies
regardless of him or not.
Right?
So I think a Marvel movie
is still going to sell.
Especially Marvel
does a good job
of character development.
They're going to push
the Kang thing.
They're going to give you
the origin of Kang.
They're going to do all of that.
So I think it'll definitely sell.
I don't think he's necessarily
a draw in a different
film. Creed IV?
He's not the draw
So y'all think Marvel's gonna bring him back?
I'm saying if to Joe's question
if Marvel had him in the movie
I think that he will eventually sell tickets
that's what I think. I've never left
the fact that I think there'll be a comeback
I don't know how it'll be done but I don't think we've seen the end of him.
Me either.
Way too many people got rich.
True.
And it's too much money still riding on him.
They was rolling Kang out, bro.
You know how much it was in the middle of it.
People already spent millions and millions of dollars probably, writers, costume people,
all of that shit, to just scrap this project now.
writers, costume people, all of that shit to just scrap this project now.
And I don't think it was but so many names
on the same list as him where he was.
Like if you have to replace him,
what are you talking about?
Jonathan David Washington.
You're talking about like the young black
acting crop of Americans.
Not even, well not really necessarily.
Not even Americans,
but somebody that could pull off a superhero.
John Boyega was a name that was kind of thrown around.
Star Wars, they cloned Tyrone.
I know what you're talking about.
He said he wasn't doing that.
But I don't think he could pull off a superhero role to me.
Like, Jonathan Majors has the body type.
Jonathan Majors has all of that.
Stop it.
I'm telling you something.
Yo,
Jonathan Majors
can pull off a superhero.
You can't just throw
my man that did
the Book of Clarence.
And he's an amazing actor.
Lakeith Stanfield.
Yeah, Lakeith Stanfield
is an amazing actor.
He can't just,
I don't think,
be inserted into a superhero role.
You was going to sneak
in some Book of Clarence.
Come on, man.
I didn't even see it.
You get to your shit, man.
I didn't see
it i'm just i'm just saying lakeith i like him and all the shit that he plays and you can't just
insert him into a marvel superhero picture that's not really his style even if he could pull it off
i think marvel got themselves protected in this this particular case because one of the main
things about kang is he has infinite amount of variants so all the
other characters don't have that so even with Jonathan Majors they can now swap him for someone
else and just say it's a variant and literally describe something totally different and it keep
going it's the oh it's one of the only characters where he's died three times already they keep like
different versions no no no no. No, no, no.
This is not spoiler alert.
This is all previous movies and stuff.
Every time he's been introduced, he's died.
But there's different versions that keep coming up.
So because of that, we can say, okay, this is the newer version of Kang.
This is this one.
They have that flexibility with this character only.
Interesting.
Gotcha.
To everybody in here not named Ice, just a real quick question. In in Avengers is Thanos the good guy or the bad guy oh can I answer no
nice alas depends on perspective I'm asking you yours he made some points but
he was he was the villain he was why oh I can't talk what are you doing I'm
sorry he was a villain because you don't get to determine who's who lives
expendable
and who's not
he was a bad guy
theoretically
theoretically
though
this is a quick thing
you guys
no I'm just saying
do you have an answer
for this
I don't
I
no
have at it
I heard he was
bad
he didn't do that
Ish
what
your answer
oh I said that
he's
he's the villain but he's he made some good
points you said theoretically you don't get to determine he didn't determine he snapped and it
was just half random that's not determining who lives and dies left it up to complete randomness
you determined to snap your fingers but you said you determined who lives and dies. We can keep going, but he's right.
What do you think?
Oh, he's not a bad guy at all.
No.
Neither was Ultron.
Not a real guy.
We're not going to go there.
All right, so Jonathan Majors, we send you our love.
Yeah.
I'll be a blockbuster when it drops.
I'll be a 2B wherever it's coming first.
Sounds loud.
Where are you putting that shit at?
iPads. Wherever it's going, putting that shit at? On iPads.
Wherever it's going, I'm going to go check it out.
He's going to pop up on next season of The Morning Show with Jennifer Aniston.
Watch.
He's just going to watch.
He's going to show you.
It's going to be the A24 movie or something.
Yeah.
He's going to be on the run.
Something indie.
Yeah.
He'll be on Plex.
He'll be on Plex.
Him and Mel Ford.
Would you work with him?
Yes. Yes, I would. Would you work with him? Yes.
Yes, I would.
Read them lines, Coretta.
Selma, too.
You know what?
Hate.
That's hate. I know you've been there reading them lines.
Okay.
And pow, she said.
You're such a man.
What?
Oh, man.
And pow, she said.
Shut up.
Even after all of this, you'll work with him?
Yes.
Yeah, I would
got it
I believe in redemption
I believe people
can make mistakes
I believe in that
that's dope
okay
more people need to do that
true
no
what else we got
what else we got
it's dying to talk about
Book of Clarence
but fuck that.
No.
I never seen Book of Clarence.
We know.
Nine Minute Jay-Z song.
It's coming.
D'Angelo.
We know.
I didn't know.
Oh, it's coming.
It's coming.
Nine Minute?
Nine Minutes.
Nine Minutes.
Jay-Z and D'Angelo.
Book of Clarence soundtrack.
I think this is dropping Friday.
Okay.
I heard a couple things dropping Friday.
What else you heard?
21 Savage is supposed to be dropping a new album.
Oh, yeah.
Does it go along with the docuseries with Childish Gambino?
They don't know.
We don't know.
I'm looking forward to that.
That looks hilarious.
I was going to ask y'all.
It's the top of the year.
You've already mentioned Jay-Z.
We mentioned 21.
Are there any people that you're looking forward to to drop? Rihanna. Top of the year. You know, you've already mentioned Jay-Z. We've mentioned 21.
Are there any people that you're looking forward to the drop?
Rihanna.
That's all right.
Keep looking.
Keep looking.
John Lennon.
All right.
Michael Jackson.
We going there with it.
I'm waiting on Summer Walker.
While I was listening to her last project the other day
I scrolled down
that shit said
2021
2022
like I didn't realize
it was that long ago
it was no
no
oh in the
in the 2022
November 2022
that ain't bad though
that's not bad
yeah that's not bad
her
not bad
I'm waiting
you don't get three years to just do whatever. Her. Not bad. I'm waiting.
You don't get three years to just do whatever you want.
Something's coming.
Her, I'm waiting on.
Sir, I'm waiting on.
I'd like to hear the SZA bonus, whatever is supposed to be coming, if people stop leaking her shit.
I'm so sick of them, yo.
Yeah.
You can stop leaks.
Like, don't put your phone on the computer on the internet.
It's not like...
SZA is important enough of an act.
Bluetooth the bounce to her phone.
Like, you can very easily avoid this.
Yeah, the label will figure out where the leak is at and step on it.
They might not, but you could just very simply unplug the Ethernet cable
and turn off the little Wi-Fi thing in your MacBook
and then just air
drop the bounce you don't have to live like
this yeah but
see that got me thinking if they doing that then
they doing that like I don't
even almost believe this shit I don't believe
that's what I was getting ready to say I don't believe there was a
leak at all I don't think none of these shits I think
these are oops nah
but I have had prominent people reach out to me
and say we're not leaking this
shit.
When we've had these kind of discussions before, what should we do to stop it?
I give them that exact shit.
And if you need a feature, send an assistant with the hard drive over to the studio.
But the prominent person, what about the person on the other side?
What you mean?
Like a feature.
Okay, cool.
You are a prominent artist A.
And you give me a record.
I leak it. So yeah, y'all stop the leak on your end you get what i'm saying you want me to do a feature or something man put
this shit out that'll stop it or that yeah drop yeah drop allow people to purchase i thought this
was coming out in december now we had in february i think leaks are the mixtapes whereas we put it
out enough people hear about it get to talking about it but you know people live and die on these streaming platforms so now that builds up the hype for it so some people
might hear it on youtube hear it there soundcloud it whatever but now you get the build up for your
drop and now you get the drop and i think they are strategically planning leaks but if you're
artists of that magnitude does it behoove you to leak the shirt yes today because again everybody lives and die on dsps so it's out but it's not
out the people who rush to we want to hear something or let me go to apple spotify wherever
to hear it they can't hear it yet and it's a big number of people who prefer to listen over there
so now you're building up anticipation instead of you just dropping out the blue the leak is the
new rollout i don't believe that i don't believe that there's a leak
and even if it is i don't really care drop the music drop the music i don't want to see tweets
about it tell the label tell top tell punch like i'm just sick of seeing artists complain every day
about something yeah which leads me to ari lennox yeah so she was uh speaking on her live and she
was talking about her experience with the Rod Wave tour.
And you remember I came in here and asked you guys about, you know,
when management puts you on a tour,
and it might feel like an ill kind of placement, you know?
She was expressing how awful the experience was.
I was never comfortable.
I just remember every show just racing to get
off stage racing to get through my set and then I found a spot where I was comfortable
and I started trying to communicate with the audience and then
when I realized they were getting angry at me affirming them. I was like, okay, this is.
You're getting angry that I'm affirming you.
This is not my crowd.
And it'll never be.
And that's all right.
That's all right.
You know what I mean? So it was tough.
Like, it was tough.
And it was heavy on my soul.
Like, feeling that energy.
Especially the day when the bottle happened
because that side of the stage,
like, I felt the energy.
I wasn't surprised that it happened.
I felt it.
It was, first of all, it was just all darkness.
That's literally the energy
that was coming from the left side of life.
Don't affirm me.
Yo, don't affirm me at the show, my nigga.
Man, I just want to hit some slaps. That's it.
Just play the slaps.
Why are you trying to affirm
me at a... What is she talking...
Mel. Yes.
Come on, because I know you're going to
be the only positive one here, so come on.
Try to do something.
I know how the niggas feel.
I just feel like
if she was,
let's just say
she was opening
for Erykah Badu,
that whole
affirming the audience thing,
that would have been
received by said audience.
True.
That's why I was asking
the question about
what happens
when you're on a tour
where you know
as the artist,
no matter what I do, this is not my crowd.
I might be this might be the same type of music. It's R&B. You know, I'm saying, but it's not the same crowd and I'm not winning people over.
I'm offending them with my existence. How are you supposed to keep on pushing through that when you feel like I am not in the right place?
supposed to keep on pushing through that when you feel like I am not in the right place.
My whole, my whole, my whole, my whole steez.
Run off stage and act like somebody flashed a gun in the crowd.
Oh my God. Run off stage and act like.
Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
R. Kelly and Jay.
Find the angle.
Same shit.
Oh, this is what I call, see, we got gap insurance.
We got gap insurance.
I'm burning this car.
What the fuck is going on?
What the fuck is going on? What the fuck is going on?
What are you talking about?
Because what the fuck are we talking about?
Oh, my.
It's so tough.
It's so tough to even talk music.
Yeah.
It is.
It's so tough to even discuss it.
It is.
Okay.
And I guess your feelings, right? right like your feelings are your feelings but
in art we in artists world like we tell each other all the time and entertainment is different
are you trying to sell records or nah are you trying to entertain the people at the show or
nah or nah yeah are you trying to introduce yourself to a new audience yeah or nah are you trying to appeal to some more people or nah are you trying to get yourself to a new audience or nah?
Are you trying to appeal to some more people or nah?
Are you trying to get in front of some people that may not be familiar with you or your music or your set and have to work through a difficult set?
You're not going through nothing that no, pardon me, please.
You're not going through nothing that no other artist that's tried to do this has gone through.
And only today,
because you niggas got your TikToks and your Snapchats
and your InstaLives
and instant access,
immediate access to your audience.
See, they didn't used to really be there before.
That's how you knew niggas
that really wanted to kick it with their audience
because they found a way
to kick it with their audience.
But now you niggas just hit a button
and cry.
Cry. Being an opening act
is difficult no matter what.
No matter what.
They're not here for you. They're not here for you. That's it.
It's not about you. Point blank period.
Your job is to go out there and
try to win some people over. Try to
put on a good show. Bring good energy.
Even if they're not giving it back, you have to win them over.
Or you stay doing the smaller spots that you did.
Don't grow then.
Stay right there.
Stay doing the small, no disrespect to them,
but the small clubs or whatever you were doing
where only your fans show up and they cheer you on
and they receive your affirmations and they love you.
Anybody that could tour, it's a blessing.
So don't think that we kicking your back. No matter
what size the venue is, I don't care if it's
SOB, Sony Hall, Irvin
Plaza, it's a blessing.
Whatever the capacity is.
But if you don't want
to do that show, don't
fucking tell us. Tell your
team and the people
that talk to you for months about this tour coming up
with rod wave who is selling out arenas nationwide yep as a as an artist anybody that brings that to
me you got to at least entertain it on the table and if you don't want to do it then don't do it
y'all know i'm a big advocate of that i I came in here when Summer Walker was doing all that shit.
I said she should not be on that tour.
If you having a problem with the audience or moving or being an extrovert or smiling or singing, then get off the road.
But we're not far from a pandemic.
Inflation is high as a motherfucker.
Who is turning down that type of coin the bulk coin everybody ain't even privy to get the bulk oh we got how many shows
oh there's 40 of them from march to fucking october you not you have to work yourself to
the position to say no to that.
And fuck the coin, the opportunity.
Yeah, like.
Well, I went to coin because she don't seem to be too grateful for that opportunity.
Okay.
So then what are you doing this for?
She did say she got a chance to pay her bills, catch up on bills.
She did say that.
Okay, she really said that?
Yes.
See,
and that's the state of artistry
today, is that you don't
really know
when and where the artistry
is kicking in because of desperation.
But even if you're desperate, in my
opinion, that makes more reason
why you're going to go out
there and try to put on a hell of a show regardless
of any obstacle. If that's in you.
Yeah. But if that's not in you, then
it has the reverse effect
of I'm not really
into this. That's true. Because
the light in my fire is not
lit properly. Let me ask you a question.
And then I don't even like this. If I'm Rod
Wave. I'm tight.
If I'm Rod Wave and I see this on, come on, come on, come on, come on, yo.
Come on, man.
Let me ask you a question.
So back in your days, you guys would fight through it, right?
You'll fight through it.
You'll just go through the shows.
But then you just stated that if you don't feel comfortable, if you don't like it, get off the road.
So are you in the middle?
Are you adjusting to the new times?
Because back in the days, like when you was going on tour,
if you didn't like something, you'd fight.
Y'all niggas is fighting through it.
Nigga, we gonna fight through this shit.
Besides what R. Kelly did, that bullshit he did.
So what I'm asking you is that, where do you stand on that?
Should she be an artist and fight through it and perform fuck how you feel?
I stand in whatever it is that you want to do.
Me, I would go out there.
You'll fight through it.
That's what I'm just saying.
I would go out.
And if I don't go out there, then I'm going to my team and telling them to route 76 small cities, small dates for me so I can get out there and do the work.
Yeah.
I got to go do the work to get comfortable.
Before Wiz was selling out all them fucking arenas, that's back when Mac Miller and them niggas
was hitting the road, that whole little crew out there
made West. They was doing the college
tours.
They didn't get to arenas yet. Anything.
They was getting to it. And then, if you do that enough,
if you hit this city enough,
the next year, the next two years
you go back, they'll be there waiting for you.
She went out there
the next day with a football helmet on.
Which was funny.
But in hindsight.
It's only funny if it's funny.
It's only funny if she's in on the joke.
If she not
into it and she cut her phone
on saying, oh my god, woe is
me, then I got a
problem with woe is me, this woe is
me era. I do. From guys,
from girls. Everybody.
I hate it. They've weaponized the
woe is me. And now it
leads to opportunity for them.
The victims is up.
Fam,
you cut your camera on crying at
your camera, you get an outpour of
support. But they're not
are they up are they they're just they're up uh uh from a social media standpoint but are they up
what's what's more valuable getting sympathy from people or bodying a fucking major look on a tour
today yes these motherfuckers care about social media sympathies i'm talking yo dog if i'm bottom
fucking line yeah but if i'm an R&B singer see because you gotta
pick your spot
right
do you want
the relevant
poppin dude
tour
which is Rod Wave
yes
or
there are plenty of
R&B
tours
running around
new edition
escape
jagged edge
fuck
they out there
like Keith Sweat
112
Valentine's Day
is coming.
They putting out.
You could go get with the crowd that you need to get with.
She said she wanted to open up for red hot chili peppers.
Like, how am I supposed to see?
Forget it.
She did.
Exactly.
What do you think will happen at that show?
Boo!
Hey, for the people that always wondered why I never tried to sign an artist,
this is exactly why I never tried.
Artists are crazy.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Artists are nuts.
It's glorified babysitting.
It's, yeah.
Red hot chili peppers.
And it's fucked up, though, because it is somebody's job somewhere to figure out how to advance Ari Lennox.
Yeah.
Figure out an angle.
to advance Ari Lennox.
Yeah, figure out an angle.
Somebody has to still figure this out.
Especially in an era where songstresses seem to be doing extremely well.
And she's amazing, by the way. She's talented.
Yes, she is.
She's great. She's got joints.
Call Jasmine Sullivan.
Plan some shit. Yeah.
That's true.
I just don't like you grabbing your phone
to tell the audience how miserable
you were when you didn't tell your
team or you told them and they didn't really
care I don't like sob stories from good opportunities
because that's what I don't like
what a blessing
life is great
I'm not making a sob story out of it even if
some shit rubs me the wrong way
you're right about the social media thing Ari's
whole thing is that
since she stopped drinking,
she basically, you know,
went on this whole journey
of self-discovery
and she's learned things
about herself.
She has shared this very openly
with her audience.
And so I can...
And what she received for that
from them.
And she receives a lot
of validation and affirmation.
That's a trigger in your brain, bro.
Yes.
It releases like dopamine.
Yes.
Once you start seeing the yes, yes, yes,
we love you, we love,
like you get that.
To her, this was no different.
This was her sharing
a painful experience with her audience
that has in the past,
by experience,
she has received,
it's been well received.
So this is no different.
That's why I think she did it.
Bro, if anytime I have a bad day
or I'm mad at anything,
I can cut the phone off
and start crying into the camera,
and get this outpour of support and love from complete strangers, bots, half of them, and make me feel better, I'm going to do it.
And that's what a lot of these artists do.
If I got to hear all about the self-improvement, then I don't want to hear all about you being a victim.
Personally, for me, I don't want to hear both. I'm just
personally for me
I don't want to hear both
either self-improve
and heal
on your fucking own
I don't have to hear
every little step
you take
I don't have to know about it
but what she was also saying
is that this had an effect
on her mental health
that's what she was also saying
yo
enough
Mel
Mel
Mel
look at me
take your haters blockers off.
Enough of that.
That shit is fucking over, yo.
In 2024, I'm kicking y'all in the fucking back.
Enough of that.
Enough.
I'm only stating what you said.
Man, listen, as a nigga that suffered with it,
I wasn't trying to show and tell every fucking body
every second.
I don't want to hear
all this mental health shit
publicly.
I don't.
That can sound bad.
I don't.
It kind of does.
No, it don't.
No, it don't.
It can be disingenuous.
I stand on it, yo.
People using that
as a marketing ploy.
Yeah, stop it.
To gain attention.
Go get help.
Understood.
Exactly.
Let me call a phone number or some shit if you need some real assistance in this.
Let me go talk to a professional.
The motherfuckers talking back to you in your comments and on your page are not professionals to deal with your mental health.
Instagram is not your fucking therapist.
It ain't.
It ain't.
But it triggers that release of dopamine and you think you feel better now.
And I want Ari to find a tour that works for her.
I do.
That whole rant was not directed at her.
No.
Even though the blogs were chopped up and made.
Of course it was.
But yeah, no, enough of all this.
I'm a victim.
My mental health.
Then shut the fuck up and do something about it.
Go check in.
There's plenty of programs going on out here.
There's plenty of places you can go, people you can talk to.
Come on.
Come on.
And I'm not talking to people that are helpless and
don't know what to do. I'm not talking to them.
I'm talking about the people
that are pressing the button
on their phone to tell us
about it. I think we're in a society where
What type of society are we in?
Nah, for real.
Obstacles, yo. People just be said that. Nah, obstacles, yo.
People just be bitching.
Like, in real life, dog, it's obstacles and hurdles that you got to get around and talk
about.
Nowadays, the second something is just not a cakewalk, we can cut a phone off.
Uh-huh.
We can say, what was me?
Yo, it's fucked up.
Like, I don't, y'all know already.
I'm not.
Man, listen.
They thrive off sympathy.
Bro, dog. Yeah. The realall know already. Man, listen. They thrive off sympathy. Bro, dog.
The real world has ups and downs, my nigga.
See, that's the problem with all this instant gratification,
order Uber right to your door, check out, check yourself out.
Hey, at some point, it's not going to be on your terms.
Word.
I want to learn from the solution.
Inconvenience is, I'm sorry.
That's okay, bro.
Like, inconvenience is real, my nigga.
In real life, you're going to get inconvenienced sometimes.
This is what I want to say to the people.
After you go seek the help, tell me how that went.
Tell me how it cured you and helped you.
That would influence me to go.
You niggas just doing it in real time, I don't give a fuck.
No disrespect to anybody that's suffering from mental health, but I agree with Joe.
Niggas is tired of it.
It's tiring. You're just looking for
cries and outpour. Go to fucking see
help. Yo, I went to go see Dr. Zismore
down the block. Yo, he helped me. I'm good.
I'm in great health.
Promote the doctors.
Guide us somewhere where we can go and seek
the help. Because when you're doing that,
a lot of niggas don't believe in doing that.
If we watch you do that in real time,
that tells me
a nigga that may be going through something,
man, fuck out of here. I don't believe in that
therapy shit, because look, it's not working.
Look what she's doing. Look what he's doing. You know what I'm saying?
Yeah. And to take it back
to the performance aspect for two
seconds, if the
left side is dark,
then go to the fucking right side. Yeah, that's the right. Then go to the fucking right side.
Yeah, that's a fact. Or go to the left and embrace that shit. Or that. Bring them in.
Sometimes you got to do that as a performer. Yo, this side is dead. Let me go over here
and get them hype and get them to rock with me. That's a good point. Yeah, that's when
you cut the music off and sing SWV week. I don't know what it is. Sing fucking Keisha Cole.
I remember.
I was just in the spot.
As soon as it came on, they muted it and we sung the rest.
It's one of those songs.
Come on, man.
Adversity is a good teacher.
True.
You're from the old school.
Your view on it is different.
No, no, no.
But don't say that.
The people that view it a certain way are the people that are able to tour by themselves that's true true travis scott go get
two million for the show put one five back into the show kanye west same thing like you gotta
dog the people that give a fuck about it they can go and do do it. It ain't no bad days. Yeah. In terms of,
for the audience.
Nigga,
Drake went on tour,
came back,
said,
I'm taking a break,
came back and announced
another tour.
Another tour.
Yep.
Stop with this shit, man.
The people that could tour,
it's a blessing.
True.
It's too many people
on the internet
trying to turn their blessings
into punishment.
Well, you know,
the other part of that is
believing these internet numbers.
Yeah, I was just about to drive that amazing punchline home, but go ahead. What you you know, the other part of that is believing these internet numbers. Yeah, I was just about to drive
that amazing punchline home,
but go ahead.
What you were saying,
the internet?
I hate this guy.
I do, man.
I do.
But people believe
in these internet numbers, yo.
They think it's more important than...
I got a certain amount of followers.
Yo, they told me my streams did this.
So now when you go outside,
you think all of them people
are coming this out to see you.
They're not.
If you said I was fucked up,
the tour helped me pay my bills.
Don't diss that tour.
That's the end of the story.
Don't diss that tour though.
Word.
I looked Corey in his eyes one morning
and said, yo, I had two verses done,
a verse and a half.
Yo, I'm not doing that battle rap shit.
I don't want to.
And he said, all right, well, the rent need to be paid.
And we behind like three months.
And I spent the first half on all the bills that we was,
took my little goofy ass back
upstairs with the pen
I said yo
that was the end of that
I'm not feeling it
as an excuse to not do shit as an
entertainer is trash
these new fucking entertainers
are spoiled and have it easy
they cater to it every turn These new fucking entertainers are spoiled and have it easy. Uh-huh.
Yeah.
They cater to it every turn.
In my day, the niggas that got catered to is when you hit that shit out the park.
True.
These niggas today is just catered to.
That's true.
Ain't proved nothing.
Ain't even get off the bat yet.
Ain't done nothing.
No slap.
No timeless music.
No classic album. No fucking fucking y'all niggas
ain't Cardi B'd your way into nothing
you niggas didn't make
your fucking regular name a brand
so that you ain't gotta do nothing for 5, 6,
7 years that ain't your story
do something
that's true
lazy sexist shit and the niggas like
me gotta be retired from the
fucking rigors of the game to look at my phone
and just see spoiled fucking children that's right damn if i can hit this reverse age button on these
niggas they don't have to work at it and not to say i really had it locked down at 21 either
like after i put my first album out i thought it was time for a break
it's like step one of where I kind of let myself go.
I ruined that one.
I jacked that one up.
How you going to tell somebody to go in the studio when they just dropped their album,
singles is playing, bitches is coming?
You got to decide.
Well, yeah, I was like, you want me to do what, Kevin Lowndes?
Go work.
No.
All right.
I got a little hummer.
He was right.
In 2002,
that was the era
where all the niggas
would just tell you,
nigga, I'm rich already.
You can do what you want.
Well, yeah, he was right.
She used to work, too.
Yeah.
You used to listen to that?
What'd you say to that?
There's nothing you can say to that.
Nothing?
Yeah.
These artists don't be getting tough love like that.
And then when they get it, when you get a little glimpse of it,
like when dude did the podcast talking about reason,
everybody's like, get crazy.
Oh, my God, how could you say that?
Man, because it's my job to figure out how to progress this talent.
It's also my job to tell you the truth sometimes.
Like, yo, my man, let me show you what we really dealing with.
If it ain't hidden, it ain't't hidden i'm not talking about reason shout out
to reason but just period somebody got to deliver tough news to artists and my last point about
ari and then we can move on to my favorite part of the show is if that's not your thing then let
us see what your thing is like what if that's not what you want to do to gain audience,
then what is your route to gain new fans,
new audience,
be in front of new people?
Find an angle.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Let me put my stunner shades on.
Mel,
let me take my stunner shades off.
All right.
All right.
Another week of somebody hitting on prize picks.
That's not Joe Budden.
Big parts. Bigden. Big Parks.
Big Saturday.
Let me tell them what PrizePix is.
PrizePix is the number
one daily fantasy sports
app in all of North America.
Everybody's getting money except for Joseph
Anthony Budden Jr.
Really easy, really simple, really
quick. I see a lot of people playing too.
I see a lot of people playing. All. I see a lot of people playing.
All you have to do is select two or more players.
Look at their projected stats and guess more or less.
You can go to the specials tab and pick players from different leagues, NBA, NFL, for a chance to win up to 25 times your money.
And in some instances, if you do a demon pick or demon picks.
I had a couple of them.
Up to 100.
You can get up to 100 times your money.
Parks won two grand off of how much?
Two and some change.
I think it was 100 bucks.
Come on, man.
Stunt.
Come on, man.
I think it was 100 bucks.
I hate it had to be him, man.
It was against the Colts.
Houston showed up for me.
I spoke to Zaire, man.
That was an amazing game.
He didn't sound the greatest.
Nah, nah.
It was still wearing on him the day after. Salute toaire, man. That was an amazing game. He didn't sound the greatest. Nah, nah. It was still wearing on him
the day after.
Salute to them, though.
They had a great season.
He's coming up here to the event.
I bet.
He'll be here Friday.
I bet.
He coming right up.
He ain't watching no football
or nothing.
You tell us how you won.
What did I do?
I did a six play.
I think the six play is,
you know what I mean,
the way you want to do.
A little mix of mores and lesses.
CJ Stroud went crazy, picked it.
Minshew did not, picked it.
Pittman did not, picked it.
Nico Collins went crazy, almost won that one off the first fucking play.
Wow.
Singletary did what he needed to do.
Jonathan Taylor did what he needed to do.
A couple demons in there.
I had Jonathan Taylor, Pittman messed up three of them up.
You know what I mean? A couple demons in there. I had Jonathan Taylor, Pittman, messed up three of my yamins.
I'm going to give you my Joe Budden genius or not so genius plays of the week.
I'm back with a six pick.
I'm here.
C.J. Strout seems to be a given for me.
I have him at more than 245.5 yards.
I think he's going to go crazy.
Even though I like that Browns defense, I think Houston's going to win that game.
I believe him.
He's him.
I believe in CJ.
Yeah, he is.
Because the Carolina organization has to be really kicking themselves in the butt.
Oh, my God.
Pat Mahomes, I have him for more than 260 and a half yards.
I might take the less.
I'll take the less.
I'll take the less.
But go ahead.
He has to do that.
He has to.
For them to win?
He has to do it.
He does.
Devin Singletary, I have him for less than 59 and a half rushing yards.
That's reasonable.
Isaiah Pacheco.
If I have Pat Mahomes doing more than 260,
I have him doing less than 68 and a half rushing yards.
Okay.
I have Matthew Stafford doing more than one and a half touchdowns.
That's a demon play.
Okay.
And I have Aiden Hutchinson with more than 0.25 sacks.
Oh yeah, he gonna get one. I think he'll get one.
He gonna get one. It's not bad.
Those are my Joe Button Genius or Not So Genius
picks of the week. Good luck to you out
there, gentlemen. Remember to use the code
JBPJBP. Where would we be
without the J-B-P?
Good luck me and Corey, you know what I mean?
Oh man.
Ice in too. Okay. Ice in. Not y'all. Don't leave ice out what I mean Oh man Ice in too Oh okay
Ice in
Not y'all
Don't leave ice out
I mean
Not big money
Yeah yeah
Not big money
I mean I want a couple
Little monies too
But it's a nice one
It's a big money
I was cracking
On the first two weeks
Yeah
Little chip
Couple hundred here
Couple hundred there
Type shit
And they took it all back
They took it all back
Alright where were we on
On our tour talks?
We were done with tour talks?
No, no, no.
Yeah, get to the fucking right side of the stage.
Move.
We talking tours.
The left side is throwing shit up here.
You hit me.
You hit me.
And I can't throw it back.
Wait, that's the thing now.
These fans, the new fans can aim.
The new fans can aim.
They got a little arm on them.
So if you're not Miguel, then you should go backstage or put a helmet on.
Miguel just going to run and leg kick.
Hover.
Bow!
Leg kick.
I thought you were going to say just hover above him.
Nah, you know what I mean?
A little harder to hit.
Well, that too.
That too.
You know what I mean?
Miguel jumped out there at the award show.
Leg drop. Leg drop.? Well, that too. That too. You know what I mean? Miguel jumped out there at the award show. Leg drop.
Leg drop.
Critically injured that girl.
Classic moment.
We never found out
how much he paid on that.
We don't never get the real tea.
Nah.
It's fine.
It's fine.
But you were saying ice.
I think we are going
to get the real tea
when this tour coming up.
Kevin Hart's ex-wife
says she's going on tour
with Cat Williams
because she wants to launch
her comedy career.
Oh, man. See what social comedy career. Oh, man.
See what social media does?
Oh, man.
It's foul out here.
I'm not blaming social media for that.
It's a dirty game.
That's dirty.
I'm not blaming social media.
I am.
Why?
Tell me.
One,
we saw Cat Williams
go crazy on social media.
Mm-mm.
Right?
Mm-mm.
So it put a battery in her back now to get her little words out against her own boy.
And what dirtier way than to go on tour with, it's like your ex-girl going on tour with
the niggas, that's your nemesis, that pop.
The opps.
I couldn't disagree more.
I was going to say, where did she say anything about her jokes are going to be derogatory towards Kevin?
She didn't.
It's like an insinuation.
You can read through that.
Wow.
Listen, even though I'm young, man.
Do you know anything about her history with Kevin?
I know a little bit.
But my point is this.
Even if she don't make one joke in his direction, the fact that you're going on tour with him, period,
speaks volumes.
And he didn't have nothing nice to say about Kevin Hart.
Okay, so.
What are you talking about?
I mean, that's his ex-wife,
so she might actually feel the same way.
That's number one.
Number two, Kevin Hart being the megastar that he is
and the fact that she is a very competent joke writer
and probably stand-up comedian,
why didn't he ever
give her the opportunity?
Why not just,
weren't we just talking
about opportunity?
We were.
And finding opportunity
and finding your lane?
Well, if it's not going to be
with the person
that you think is
the person who should
put you on.
Get in the kitchen, man.
Get in the kitchen.
Talk to him, man.
Get in the kitchen.
Find the fucking lane
and find the opportunity
and fucking explode it.
Play with your little
water bottle, nigga. Play with your little water bottle, nigga.
Play with your little water bottle.
Yeah, mute it up.
Mute it up.
Hold it there.
You agree with that?
Because you were standing on the other side.
I don't agree with that, but I'm hype on her, nigga.
It's cool.
You said what?
You picked your pom poms up.
Nigga, why would she check you and you want to attack me?
I got nothing to say, nigga.
Yeah, you talked to Ted.
Yeah, don't do that.
We can have some opinion.
She said something, nigga.
Go at her. Get that nigga, Mel.
And I'm on your side.
Yeah, hootie-oo.
She was kicking so crazy, I had to get out of the kitchen.
She set the kitchen on fire.
Mel is absolutely right in this take.
Well, no.
Come on, Joe.
Stop, Joe.
She couldn't be.
You got mad at your man.
Not mad at your man, but you criticized your man for still being your ex's manager.
I don't know what you mean.
No, it was a joke.
It was a joke, so you didn't really mean that.
I didn't say nothing to him about that.
I thought you were.
That might have been my suggestion.
It was.
Oh, I take that back.
Yeah, that ain't me.
I take that back.
Okay, I take that back.
I take that back.
You was part of my fault.
Yeah, that was a part of my manipulation.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah, no.
Who?
I saw her.
Sorry.
Yeah, no, no, now. Who, Ice or Shorty? Yeah, now, now, now, my man to get your career together.
Now, you can imagine what you need.
You want to take some platinum?
All right, hold up, let me call Ice, man.
Let's see, Ice, I think you're shy in this position.
Ice will hold you down.
Yo, Mark, you're getting your shit up over there.
Ice, you hear him?
I hear him.
I hear him.
He going through crazy over there.
I hear him. Yeah, now, He going too crazy over there. I hear him.
Yeah, no.
Ish.
As dudes.
Back up one minute.
As dudes.
Right?
This is a tough lesson you got to learn sometimes.
When we fuck over our ex
and they leave
and feel like we fucked them over,
they going to do
what the fuck they wanna do.
That get back a mug.
That's true.
I'm not disagreeing with that.
Doesn't make it right.
She has taken, this is not her first rodeo.
She's done this at every turn
whenever some bullshit come up with Kev.
She's making a point to let y'all know,
I'm a comedian, I'm a joke writer,
I am a writer.
I helped write some of that shit that was funny for him he played me nigga Donald left me out here to drive same
thing my first baby mama be saying don't go and get some success she wrote pump it up this is what
the story gonna be no but she was there for the dark nights of crying and loneliness and just all
the rigors that,
all the tough shit that come with trying to be an artist.
But you see, you acknowledge that.
Them other niggas, they acknowledge that.
So Kevin Hart did, hey, whatever happened,
she left and she's bitter about how she left.
And my career takes a little hit because you left.
If I was pouring into you, which women do,
and then you go pop and leave me, then I got to do what's best for me at all times.
And Cat Williams is still Cat Williams.
Why would she not, as an up and coming comedian looking for a break, take that opportunity back to our Ari Leonard's conversation?
Opportunity.
Back to our Ari Lenders conversation.
You think comedians of Cat's stature are banging down her door
with touring opportunities frequently?
I don't.
So you think she should turn that down?
Because of the optics.
If you could get back a shorty that took your doors.
Never.
You wouldn't buy some doors up underneath there or something? Never's still angry about that i would be too no i'm not i
would but i would never do my my integrity is different than that so i'm not doing something
at somebody just because they did something to me it's not a get back to me well i'm gonna be
regardless but we unpacking the get back
part of it, but the truth of it is
she's a comedian. He's a big time
comedian. And known for putting on
lesser known comedians.
True indeed.
I don't think that
she looks the worst doing that.
I don't. Now, if I'm Kevin Hart,
then I feel like you.
No, I'm thinking. Then you got to get your Jonathan Majors on. I don't. Now, if I'm Kevin Hart, then I feel like you. No, I'm thinking... Then you gotta
get your Jonathan Majors on.
Stuff her somewhere.
You gotta stuff her in like a basement
in Katy, Texas.
For real.
On Dateline the other day, that nigga had
a freezer buried in his little garage.
Are you sure that Shorty is a comedian?
Yes.
Put your little Android away. I never heard that she was a comedian Yes Yes Okay Yeah Put your little Android away
No that's what I was
I was looking
I never heard that
She was a comedian
But she's been critical
Of Kevin Hart
For the last
Damn near decade
Like any opportunity
She gets to speak
If we break up
And you go make
500 million dollars
Without me
Then I'm gonna be
Critical of you
And I wrote jokes with you
And I wrote jokes
Yeah
I'm gonna be critical of you
I don't know why men
Feel
And the way he departed
The relationship was not On the up and up Yeah I don gonna be critical of you I don't know why men feel and the way he departed the relationship
was not on the up and up
so let's just
I don't be into
according to her
we don't know that
that part
according to her
it wasn't there man
but I mean she's the one
making the moves
and you don't know
that she wasn't there
he spoke on it before
on them not really
being happy
I don't really think
that Kev got a leg
to stand on
in terms of that
like what you gonna do
call her and say something
no
you can do whatever you want to do.
I'm not knocking that.
What I'm saying is make another hove.
If that's your thing and you feel like somebody's success is as a result
or you played a part in somebody else's success,
then for the last 10 years or whatever amount of years,
if you were that talented, why didn't you jump out on your own two
and start on the low ground comedy circuit
and work your way up?
I don't think it's as easy as you make it sound.
I'm not disagreeing.
I'm not saying it is.
I think that she has been doing that.
Like, she don't never sound like there's been a shortage
of the smaller clubs that she's worked.
And now there's a chance to get on a bigger stage.
I guess.
Sounds sound. Listen guess. Sounds...
What y'all point makes sense.
I'm not knocking it. I'm saying me.
Y'all point, what y'all said, what you just
said makes sense. I'm not hitting double tap when the
pick comes up. I'm not.
I'm not.
And you just gotta be...
I say it all the time. You gotta be careful who you make
part of your story cause now that's
they story
that's true
that's they story now
that's true
she got every right
to go up there
with Kat
and get her shit off
the same way Kev
get on stage
and make fun of
household shit
that's something that
that's a comedian
go to I would think
it is
it is
and if I got a famous one
turn it up
come on
yo we being hypocritical
now. I'm a hypocrite.
But you want to know what's interesting. Depending on the situation
I can be a hypocrite. So can you.
We're humans. I'm sick of that. Don't try to stick me
to my moral conscience.
I change every day. I'm ice.
But I do want to hear why you think I'm being hypocritical.
I ain't say you.
I'm not targeting you.
I'm saying that when we have been in situations with people,
and those people now go public and say certain things about said situation,
sometimes we look at them niggas like goofies.
That's because we've been in a situation.
That's my point.
Yeah.
But she hasn't said anything about anything.
She hasn't said shit. But we don't know that her bit is going to be based on shit.
She has said a lot of shit about Kevin Hart.
We talking about since that
Cat Williams interview. She hadn't said anything.
It's been a week.
It's been a week. Everybody's been talking. It's been a week.
Cat on live now with fucking
Willie D.
Yeah, Willie D's going to get to it.
That's my man.
I've seen a lot of people come out confirming the Bernie Mac stuff. Willie D. My word. Yeah. Willie D is going to get to it. That's my man. He don't play with it.
I've seen a lot of people come out confirming the Bernie Mac stuff.
Listen, they say Kyle Williams is an amazing person.
Like I've been hearing for years, even before this, that he's one of them.
He'll just go and take that, man.
I heard you do it.
You know what I'm saying?
And you got to appreciate it.
That Kevin Hart reply, he could have kept it.
He could have.
All of them.
Terrible. Yeah, he replied All of them. Terrible.
Yeah, he replied a couple times.
Terrible.
Terrible.
Seth was asked about the whole-
That one he could have kept too?
Yeah, on the Golden Globes.
He could have kept that one.
He could have kept it.
Yo, you got to feel great as Cat Williams.
Absolutely.
To watch all of these people that you said are not funny, not be funny.
And fumble a retort word.
Yeah, yeah.
Or steal my hand. And know that they can't really say, like they can't shit on you. And fumble a retort word. Yeah. Or steal my hand.
And know that they can't really say, like they can't shit on you.
Right.
Like they would want to.
Mm-hmm.
If it was somebody who-
Because you would light their ass up.
No.
Because you're right.
Nigga, because I got receipts and I could go show you.
What I'm saying is I'm correct.
I'm right about it.
And you know I'm right about it.
I don't think people care about the receipts so much.
I'm not talking about the people.
I'm talking about the person.
Yeah.
I'm with you.
Oh, yeah.
I'm with you. Okay, yeah. I'm with you.
Okay, so if-
They know,
if you say,
yo, Ice did some fuck shit,
blah, blah, blah, blah, blah,
and I know I didn't,
I'll attack it a different way.
But if I know what you're saying
got some legitimacy to it,
I might shut the fuck up a little bit.
Or I might address you
a little differently
because I don't want that part
to come out.
That Kevin Hart replied.
Do y'all,
what's the name of his crew?
Those my guys. The Plastic Cup Boys. The Plastic Cup Boys.. Do y'all, what's the name of his crew? Those my guys.
The Plastic Cup Boys.
The Plastic Cup Boys.
Hey, y'all should've told him something.
It's y'all job to tell him something.
Somebody should've said,
hey, big dog.
Well, that was live.
See, that's the problem with live.
Yeah.
It's tricky.
You gotta,
you gotta be extra diplomatic.
Tape,
delay the tape.
Or funny.
That part.
You can be funny.
Funny works.
I don't give a fuck what happens
if you funny
funny works
I don't care if it's the truth
if it's funny
it's funny
don't be funny
if the other guys hilarious
nah you can't try to
high road your way out
of certain shit
if the other guys hilarious
I might talk something off
that's what happened
he tried to high road
his way out of it
I think everybody did
that's everybody's response
sounds like a high road
that's not gonna work here
yeah
not gonna work right here
this is comedy
it really just speaks more
to everything he was saying
yeah so with the correct response to have been nothing at all say it be funny work right here. This is comedy. It really just speaks more to everything he was saying.
So with the correct response to have been nothing at all, say
complete silence. Don't say shit.
Be funny. Go at him.
Yeah, go at him. Every time
the tweet about the movie,
that was trash. Which movie?
Whatever movie he has coming up with Netflix
where he started the tweet saying
I hear all the chatter.
Y'all should get help
or you should be less angry.
As for me,
my new movie is debuting
January 30th on Netflix.
And then it was like
just a trailer that
wasn't Harlem Nights.
Safe to say.
When you do that,
it should kind of be
Harlem Nights. Boomerang-ish. safe to say when you do that it should kind of be
fire
Harlem Nights
boomerangish
something like that
something like that
nah I agree with you
and that little shit
during the live
Philadelphia game
that was a mess
that was a mess
anyway
how y'all feel about
with
you know
what we said
we don't know what
Kevin Hart's ex-wife
we don't know what her
bit is going to be
everybody did read that she's going with cat and assumed that it would be kind
of kicking his back into something we don't know that my question is because we're seeing a lot of
this of people who were once cool once friends once in a relationship when that goes its own way
you see them start to come out and try to expose or kick the other person's back. Exposure culture.
Yes.
How do we feel about it?
I think it's fucking gross.
I'm exhausted. Friends out in friends now.
I'm exhausted.
You know.
Yeah.
I'm exhausted.
But it's just getting crazy.
It's,
everyone.
Every time you look up,
it's somebody who,
yo,
I was there from day one
and let me tell you
who he really is.
Well,
I think that was your bang.
Word.
Yeah.
It is a nasty nasty time yeah the whole
the whole um interview with kevin hart's former assistant on tasha k's platform i couldn't figure
out what was the purpose like did the nda expire like i didn't understand what was the purpose of
her just exposing his business she's not alluding that
he sexually assaulted her it's not like some kind of like revelation that I'm I have to speak my
truth no you were employed you found out things during the time of your employ and now that you're
no longer employed you're just going to expose this man's private business that shit is so
fucking nasty I think it's very very scary I think that shit is really corny most of
the times but the other times Tasha K I know your little assistant left you a
little girl you came up with talking about y'all besties I seen a post says
you got an expose coming not now I know the consumer in me loves it. I do love, I love when it happens.
I love a good little expose.
How you find Paige, nigga?
Shorty was sharp, too.
No, that just hit the algorithms.
I don't follow her, don't know her page,
but when she said whatever she said about Tasha K,
it's coming.
See, all you have to do,
and that's why I don't like this culture,
is the person you talking about,
we got to know them.
And then whoever it is, if it's the gardener.
Yeah.
What happened when you were playing some shit?
We listening.
Yeah, I was doing strawberries.
That's a mess.
I listened to everything that Meeks Man went off on him.
Been going off on him for days.
Back to Insta Live.
Back to these Insta Lives.
You've been going off on him.
I ain't going to say nothing to what he said,
but it just sounds like, nigga, what the fuck are we doing here, man?
Like, what are we doing?
And even though he's saying I'm doing it because Meek is powerful
and Meek said that I robbed his house and it's fucking up business for me,
he just went into a whole bunch of stories
that didn't have shit to do with the price of tea in China.
One time when you seen Tee Grizzly and you didn't say what what up you didn't want to answer the phone then we seen him in the club
you wanted to come to your section and then this other time you and nicky it's like if y'all was
ever close this is never a good look exactly yeah i wouldn't give a fuck if everything that you're
saying is valid if you were close to this person and now this is your behavior. I'm viewing you a certain way. Mm-hmm. Good.
How... Just, I don't want to...
Yeah, make it...
How do we feel different
about homeboy's wife?
I just said...
You keep missing...
We don't even know
what she's talking about.
She hasn't said anything negative
about Kevin Hart.
She's a comedian.
It's just her likeness.
It's just the fact that she's there.
That's making people speculate.
If Kat hadn't done the interview
and she was going on tour with him,
would we even be talking about it? No, we probably wouldn't know, but it's the fact that she's there. That's making people speculate. If Kat hadn't done the interview and she was going on tour with him, would we even be talking about it?
No, we probably wouldn't know.
But it's the fact that Kat did this monster interview and part of the people he was talking about was Kevin Hart.
So now the fact that she's...
Who knows when she even got booked for it?
True.
The two things might have nothing...
What if she just goes up there and be funny?
Take away.
Which I think is what she's going for.
It says nothing about Kevin.
That's a possibility.
Yeah.
What I'm saying is take away the interview.
They have a longstanding feud that anybody knows about.
Yes.
So my thing is even if you went on, this is my opinion.
But they don't.
Let him, let him, let him.
Okay, sorry.
Who don't what?
They don't.
Who's the don't?
Tori and Kevin, they don't have a longstanding feud. who don't what they don't who's the don't Tory and Kevin
they don't have
a long standing feud
they don't
she literally
I said Cat Williams
and Kevin Hart
my bad sorry
let me back up
have a long standing feud
go ahead
so the fact that
you know that
for you to align yourself
with this individual
to me
speaks volumes
what does that say
about this society
shade I agree but but ish
it could be opportunistic true and again we have yet to see this young lady stand up so what i'm
saying what i'm just saying is she could go out there and not say a word about kevin hart just
the likeness of the cat william could be like like he said there's not a bunch of people of his
stature knocking on her door trying to tour.
Now, he might want to do that for his own personal reasons.
Cool.
It's an opportunity for her.
It might have, she's not going out there exposing nothing about him.
Yeah, there's been nothing exposed.
Nothing's been said.
I'm talking about people that when we fall out, now I'm telling you.
He's exposing shit, telling secrets, telling shit that's none of nobody's business.
I don't think that that's the greatest look ever.
I can't put them in the same boat
because she ain't said it.
Now, if she comes out
and start doing all of that,
then yes.
Yo, even if y'all stop talking
and there's reason to beef,
hold it down.
Hold it down.
Let me tell you something.
That don't make sense.
To me either.
Let me give you an example.
That does not make sense.
I'm an example guy, right?
If I leave the Joe Budden podcast tomorrow
and I go sit with somebody that's beefing with Joe Budden
for the last 10 years,
y'all look at me, what?
Y'all don't say, yo, that was an opportunity that Ish had
to potentially...
I'm looking at you funny.
You looking at me like a motherfucking pony.
Let me ask you a question.
If you go on that same platform
and don't say shit bad about Joe Budden or Joe Budden podcast,
people are going to tune in.
You capitalized off of the opportunity.
Off of the idea.
The suspense.
The suspense.
And did not do no fuck shit, though.
Nigga, silence.
You can go there and not do fuck shit.
Silence speak words, nigga.
Don't let me stab you with this phone.
Silence speak words.
I'm about to stab you with this phone.
Now, hold on.
Silence speak words, nigga.
Because you know if I went on the show, if Flip went on the show, if Ice or Parks went on a show with a nigga that was beefing with you, the fact that your mere presence is on the couch with that individual says something.
It does.
Ish, I have had this conversation on air with Flip.
What do you mean?
Like we've had this talk.
About what?
About when you went to go do whatever you did with whoever you did it with.
I don't remember that, but.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
But it was a smoke like that.
But I do agree.
I do agree.
That's you making yourself the determiner of what type of smoke it is.
You don't know what type of smoke it is.
Well, that's you picking and choosing.
Because I have never came and divulged.
Don't pick and choose.
Hey, this is how smoky it is.
But don't pick and choose.
I was inspired by others.
It's not about you right now.
If you went and go sat somewhere,
I would look at the look away.
But if you sat there and held it down
and didn't do no doofy shit,
then you didn't do no doofy shit.
Touche.
I don't know why Ish be so mad at my-
I'm not even remotely mad.
Your eyes, you have these deep sun
So hit a blocker my eyes is deep something is the way I could look
Get some hater blocker song got Titanic. I got every shade guy. I'm not people with hazel eyes never really try to get shades
He was a color contact
Crazy I think it seems shades that matches face to you didn't want He was a color contact guy Right He put those shades on Crazy
That nigga seen shades
That match his face too
He just didn't want them
Nah nah
They gotta see that
They look treasured
He sways Cyclops
Freddie Gibbs baby mom
Put out a diss track
Was it fire?
No
She ain't bad though
You went and looked up
Some of her scenes
Huh? You went and looked up Some of her scenes? That's all you cared about. Huh?
You went and looked up some of her scenes?
I couldn't find them.
The color of her skin inspired you.
His baby mother white?
I thought she was...
He can't even tell no more.
All the whites is the same.
His baby mother white?
All the whites look alike.
I didn't even know that.
I didn't know that.
When they say that about us, we'd be ready to fight.
I love you so much.
A little thick.
Fam, I'm just saying.
I wasn't even really listening
to the bars.
Oh, shit.
I was looking buy a motherfucker. in your Rolex. I had dreams of making you put on a condom. I'd be paying you phone bill. You my new baby mama.
And tell the mother of your other kids to save all the drama.
Cause I'm not arguing with no bitch that drives an Elantra.
You claiming that the baby must be somebody else's.
Maybe cause you ain't make me come like somebody else's.
You broke all your legs and you a fucking selfish.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
That's a reliable car.
Wait a second.
The Hyundai rebrand is out. I'm not arguing with no, no, no, no. That's a reliable car. Wait a second. The Hyundai rebrand is all right, yo.
I'm not arguing with no bitch in the Elantra, yo.
I'm not.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Every bitch can't enter the argument.
No, that part she's right about.
Now she's smoking this shit.
Come on, let me hear what you got.
You're crazy and you can't even help it.
I should have never fucked with a nigga named Frederick.
Nobody fucks with your music
You selling a beverage
You doing comedy
You trying to get leverage
You dressing up like a bunny for the money
I get it
But let's stop with all the assumptions
It's true
Freddie got erectile dysfunction
Alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright
They put the drop on the ED
Come on, come on
They always gotta go EG. Come on, come on. They always got to go too far.
Come on.
I was just when I was vibing with you.
They could have nudged her a little bit.
She was finding that beat.
That beat was running away from her.
Oh, man.
Maybe she's Aunt Murder.
Yeah, that's got to be stupid, yo.
Yo, you good?
Oh, man.
You good, son?
That was a good one.
That was funny.
That was funny.
And y'all. So.
Does he respond?
That was entertaining.
That was entertaining.
What do you think?
Does he have ED?
Yo.
Does he not?
Holy
shit. This is where we're at.
This is what we've come to
as a society.
Ish. Yes, sir.
As a goddamn
society.
It's because of social media. What do y'all think?
Come on, say something. Give me something. Give me something.
That was trash.
That was hate. That was kind me something. That's trash. I'm talking hate.
That's just trash.
That was kind of funny.
He's hating.
I think if she could have caught the beat.
If they would have put her on beat, it might have been all right.
No, she's a porn star rapping.
I think it sounded pretty good.
I was trying to.
Porn stars be on beat.
Now, now.
That's what I was looking to see somebody beat. Good job, Pops.
I was looking to see somebody beat.
I couldn't find it.
Look what you unlocked.
Demon time.
He's the red one or the green one?
Yeah, exactly.
This nigga gets lusty.
He gonna find them videos.
Well, I think we, I hope we answered the question
of is she white or not.
The language. You can't find them videos. Well, I think we, I hope we answered the question of if she white or not. The language.
She can't find a beat?
Well.
She used certain language
that I would hope that she.
White girls get on top of you
on a ride or unorthodox.
Them bitches get.
Oh yeah, my bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
My bad.
You and you.
I'm sorry.
Who?
And you, you, you?
Stop it.
Don't derail the good broadcast.
Oh, I was just saying.
That's what we think, man.
You would go outside and roll around in some snow, nigga.
Shut up.
He'll go right around and make a snowman.
He gonna say we don't want to derail the broadcast and keep going.
Nigga, yeah.
Fuck out of here.
You were sporting one of them.
You want to have a white versus with me?
You were sporting one. You want to have white versus with me? You was sporting one.
You wanna have white versus?
That rock game wasn't bad.
How you know?
Cause I pop.
Oh, shit.
I don't know who you talking about.
I bet you don't.
I don't.
I know.
Tell me.
The one you said I was sporting,
that you was sporting.
That girl,
that little,
she ain't white.
What are you talking about?
What?
What are you talking about?
When you was stalking the same words?
Yo. Yo, this gotta me making up shit anyway.
Moving along.
No, no, no.
She told me.
Who's she?
I've even dated a girl that worked at the St. Moritz.
Oh, yes, you did.
That lived in the St. Moritz?
Yes.
White girl?
Yes.
Who?
Yeah, from London.
She wasn't from here.
Whoody who?
You are, but I tell you nothing.
I didn't even know that girl when she lived in the St. Moritz.
Oh, so now you do know a girl that lived in the St. Moritz.
That's white.
And I never stalked her in my life.
Would you look at that?
I didn't definitely.
Hey, listen.
Move it right along.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You better.
What else do we have?
What else do we have?
We didn't give you a review of the track.
Yeah, you didn't give me a review of the track.
I said I liked it.
He said he liked it.
Now, I don't think that she rap better than Freddie Gibbs.
That's right.
So God forbid he get bored on a Thursday afternoon.
On Wednesday morning.
And feel like replying.
Fight a little kid beat.
Then she's going to have a hard day.
See, but that's the thing about girls.
He can't reply.
I was about to say.
He looks like a goofy if he replies.
And that's the bad part.
Well, not if you really diss a good.
No.
He's going to still look stupid.
You know what you do?
I'm doing it.
You diss your baby moms.
I'm doing it.
You know what you do? He's lose-lose. You know what you do? I'm doing it. You diss your baby moms. I'm doing it. He's lose-lose.
You know what you do?
Write it for your new joint.
Oh, that's different.
Well, do you want to eventually come back and claim the child or not?
That tells me how I'm going to address this.
If I don't plan on getting back in the little lad's life,
then she got a whole fucking mixtape coming her way.
But now if I want to double back,
do the right thing,
be a dad,
be there for the little guy,
baseball games,
football games.
This girl is a fool, yo.
Think that the baby mom jump in it?
She caught a shot.
See, yeah, you got to go write the fire for her.
Like I said, yeah, I got a launcher.
You got to write it for her.
You can't do it yourself.
He looks crazy.
You can't have no baby mom riding around a launcher if you got money.
Moving on.
Not trying to be a leader.
It's your job as a dude.
Let me tell y'all, man.
Fuck this.
Fuck this shit, man. Fuck this. Fuck this shit, man.
Fuck it.
To go to a different dealership?
Fuck it.
I'm going to tell you.
Whether you on good terms
with her or not,
we're judging you
by your baby mom's car.
Hate to be the bearer of bad news.
Now, if you good,
you should have
John DeMajor's your baby mom
so we never see her in the first place.
Stuff her in the garage somewhere. But if she
happens to need to take a drive to the store
and we see that bullshit
car, it's on you.
Sorry.
Okay.
That's it?
Oh, okay. That's it.
All right.
2002.
And you know what's fucking y'all up out there, too?
And we can move on.
I don't want to hold this hostage.
What's fucking y'all up is some of the cars that was for us now are the baby mama cars.
It's getting tricky.
It is.
All this is Jay-Z's fault.
It's getting Richie, and niggas ain't got the money.
So before, when you pulled up next to a girl and you had a 5 Series, you was all right.
Now they looking at you like, shoo fly.
She got a 7 Series.
Yeah, shoo fly.
Like, what are we talking about?
I went to the strip club not too long ago.
I went to see a good friend of mine.
And some other new girls was hosting at the bar to the right of them.
And they had all their jewelry on.
And the girls that I was sitting in front of was bare.
Chillin'. But they have jewelry.
But just visibly bare.
And I said, look.
They got all that shit on.
They got that shit on in here.
They said,
yeah,
you can tell them bitches is new.
They don't know that the customers
is coming here.
They grilling you.
They sizing you up.
They follow you home.
They follow your Uber.
They blocking your car
off on the highway
on the Bronx,
on the cross Bronx.
They robbing you.
So if you in here
trying to shine on these niggas
that you serving,
be careful.
He threw 800 on you,
but he is a stick-up kid in his part-time.
Think about it.
No, he was scouting. Or he gave you
3,500 just to find out where you live at.
I'm going to get it back anyway. I'm going to get it back.
Yeah, in New York, these girls don't
be so like, what was me there? Because they know it could happen.
Mm-hmm. It could happen
to you out here. You can get robbed as a girl.
That's crazy, sir.
I think LA started that shit.
They was doing that shit.
LA didn't give a fuck.
Robbing the girls?
Anybody.
Dog.
But if you a girl.
I think COVID started it.
If you a stick up kid, would you rob a girl?
Nah.
Maybe.
Let me take that back.
Let me take that back. Let me take that back.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
Hold on.
It's tough to pod.
Especially in year three, right?
It's tough.
I was about to say,
it's tough to pod.
I'm a stick-up kid.
I'm asking you.
Yes.
We can tell the truth.
It's all right.
This is my career.
Rob the shit out of them.
This is my shit, right?
This is my job.
I'm a stick-up kid.
Risk assessment.
Yes.
I'd rather rob Shorty Rock.
All right, then.
Then Lil Kit Kat might got it on him.
He might got it on him.
That's a good one.
I'm going to take it off her.
That's true.
Sorry.
That's just starting to happen.
A lot of women walking around with a Saturday night special in their purses right now.
The odds of her having a Saturday night special and him having a Friday burner.
It's different.
They got a Friday blow on them.
That nigga got some big shit that bark with it like a roar.
They put switches on them shit.
He might be a little more proficient in handling it.
He a shooter.
That's sexist.
And she got it in her bag, which I'm stealing.
His shit is. She ain't get a chance to go with that Chanel or that Birkin. Give me that, mama. that's sexist and she got it look she got it in her bag which I'm stealing his shit
she not even
she ain't get a chance
to go in that Chanel
that Birkin
give me that mama
first
where his at
boys to me
it's so hard
to say goodbye
you ain't lying
that is true
get it queued up
so you robbing shorties
am I
a stick up game
yeah
absolutely
Antoine they be having mad shit I sat at in the corner these? Am I a stick-up kid? Yeah. Absolutely.
Antoine.
They be having mad shit. I sat in the corner
for four hours
and counted
every dollar
that went back there
that you niggas
was throwing on this girl
who's none the wiser.
You think I'm not
laying up and
I'm fine.
If that's my job.
If that's your job.
If that is my job.
I'ma find out
what her car is.
Yeah.
Like the new thing is, yo. Flat tires. No, I'm that is my job. I'm going to find out what her car is. Yeah. Like the new thing is, yo.
Flat tires.
No, I'm not robbing them.
I'm just going to watch it, find out which car is hers.
So she got the little white CLA.
OK, cool.
AirTag.
Well, that's tough.
They all got the little white CLA.
You got to be careful.
You don't know who car you got.
No, but nah, for real.
Yo, and we are not Encouraging people
To go outside
And rob girls
No of course not
Actually this is the opposite
Telling the girls
Get a job
Be careful out here
Because the dudes
Will find out
Which car is yours
Right
And they'll put the tracker
On your car
Okay so how do you
Protect yourself from that
Show up on the phone
We fine it's you
You alright
Stop
Like I'm dead ass
Like you gotta just
Stop flossing so much
wolves is outside
if you showing niggas
steak all day
so show up in your
Elantra
basically
or be naked
in a jewelry tip
girls be having
bust down
Cartier's on
like you got
a hundred thousand
dollar watch on
to a nigga that's
starving
you got five
Van Cleefs on
you got a bust down
Audemars on you
you got a big ass necklace and pendant with your initials and the gang that you repping.
Then that's the other part.
A lot of the girls in nightlife is repping.
So you got a half a million dollars worth of jewelry on.
That a nigga if he robbed you could get 200 grand for.
And not just that, I just saw all the cash you made.
And you got cash.
This a Thursday.
You ain't get a chance to take it to the bank,
so you got a whole weekend worth of money.
Okay.
Is there ever an instance where y'all would blow out memorial candles?
What's that mean?
If someone passes away and there's a memorial for them,
and there's all of the candles. I think that shit is so disrespectful, but blow them out?
No, man.
You never know.
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.
I can think of some fucked up reasons why, yeah.
Yeah.
I could, too.
I don't know if I would do it,
but if I saw somebody do it
under certain circumstances
I wouldn't condemn it
I heard a story man
about somebody I know
they live next to this Mexican family
houses is pretty close together
I imagine
Mexican family
had just lost a loved one
like that day they put the memorial candles right out there pretty close together, I imagine. Mexican family had just lost a loved one.
Like that day, they put the memorial candles right out there. And they big on that too.
And I guess the candles was like blocking the driveway
of my people.
My people, none the wiser, man.
Allegedly went over there,
blew some of the candles out.
That's crazy.
None the wiser?
They learned.
Boy, them Mexicans beat the shit out of them.
They learned.
Oh, shit.
No, they learned.
I was waiting to hear the rest of that.
They beat the bricks off of my little friend.
Poor, innocent, helpless girl.
Oh, shit. It was a girl?
Yes.
Niggas don't do shit like this.
Word, girl.
You think niggas is blowing out the Mexicans' memorial candles?
Bro, that's page two of the Bible.
Word.
They super religious.
Right after Arden after They are down
They beat the brakes off of this
Oh shit
Yeah no that ain't going
And all I could think to myself after she's okay
And she moved
Oh shit
But all I could think to myself was
Why would you blow out the Mexicans Memorial Camp?
Just move them if they're blocking your driveway.
If anything.
Or park on the street.
Yeah.
Or not.
Like somebody's in mourning right now.
Park on the street.
Who else I want to fire at?
Hey, I want to fire at them.
I'm not done firing at the Channel 7 News.
Y'all ain't shit.
What did they do?
This morning, some of the migrants had to check
out of the
Chelsea Hotel.
But the kids is in school.
Stupid ass news lady
run up to the kid.
Nigga seven.
He don't know what's going on.
He was so happy.
Then they cut to the parent.
The parent's like,
I don't know what I want to do.
I said, yo, the news.
Hey, shit.
Why the fuck would they do this?
That's foul.
That is so foul.
You almost took the nigga in myself.
So what you doing after school,
little Billy? Huh? That's foul. That is so foul. Y'all almost took the nigga in myself. So what you doing after school, little Billy?
Huh?
That's foul.
Nah, man.
That fucked up, man.
I'm sorry.
All right.
Anyway.
Y'all ain't right.
What else is going on?
Come on, Neil.
Yeah, now the news ain't shit.
They're exploiting victims.
They're creating victims and exploiting people.
Yeah.
Kneel on.
Kneel on.
Thank you. Thank you. Kneel on. Come on. It's fine. Come Yeah. Knee along. Knee along. Thank you.
Thank you.
Knee along.
Come on.
It's fine.
Come on.
Knee along.
Knee along.
He ain't got that bad.
32.5 a month
from Umeidoka Child Support.
Mm-hmm.
Whew.
They said that...
It was originally like 50-something.
It was 50-something.
And she went and told them,
like, yo, I don't need that much.
Held it down. That was much. Held it down.
That was nice.
Held it down.
Real black queen.
From 50 to 32?
The real Coretta.
Yeah.
Yeah, not that mixed Coretta shit.
Not Coretta with a little bit of white in her.
That real.
Corolla.
Not Corolla.
Corolla, not Kane.
All right, congratulations, Nia Long.
Congratulations.
I don't really think this is the biggest of deals.
I don't think Nia Long was ever broke.
I didn't know they had a 12-year-old.
Me neither.
Yeah, I didn't know that.
I thought they had just got together when I started seeing her at the games.
Mm-mm.
Mm-mm.
She's messing with him for a while.
Yeah.
I should have known that,
because you don't fuck that ugly of a white girl
if you have me along for a little bit of time.
Like, you got to have 10 years in.
You still in.
10 years in, come on,
I'm going to fuck somebody uglier than you.
10 years in, you're not even here long to me no more.
Yeah.
Three years or less, she got to look a certain way because you're going to find her.
But come on, if we in love, love, I'm fucking something ugly.
And them algorithms is putting all the ugly chicks with ass right in my face.
The ugly chicks, they done brought that back.
Last decade, the ugly chicks with ass was struggling a little bit.
The butterface. Oh, my God. They back now. Salute to the ugly chicks' ass was struggling a little bit. Now? The butterface.
Oh, my God.
They back now.
They back to the butterface.
Yeah, I just got a new little weighted blanket.
You got to make sure.
You got to make sure her face don't pop out.
I got the heavy shit.
Ah!
You see her over there like a newborn baby and shit.
Yeah.
What you doing?
What you doing?
Looking like a Pac-Man ghost.
Why you turn around and restrict yourself, nigga?
Anyway.
Holy shit.
You are an idiot, yo.
What the fuck?
For real.
That's when I stopped fucking ugly chicks, because at some point you got to look at them and have a thought to yourself.
Like, oh my God.
You are ugly as hell.
And you got that post-nut clarity looking at them.
Then at some point she going to want to go somewhere.
You want to get something to eat?
Nah, I'm really dope.
I found a beautiful little cave restaurant right by you that serves dessert.
Nah. No, I'm cool right by you that serves dessert.
Nah.
No, I'm cool.
I don't even eat that.
I'm allergic to dessert.
That little cave, boy, that used to be the...
What?
Look at that shit.
And that's this act.
My girl sent me that shit.
I was like, oh, yeah, I took all my girls in.
Oh, yeah.
I took all that shit.
Play it out.
She thought she sent me some cute TikTok shit.
Man, I've been doing this since 0-2.
I took my first girlfriend here.
Word up.
B-Y-O-B.
B-Y-O-B.
You hear him?
Come on, man.
Come on, man.
B-Y-O-B.
Go right in the back.
Nice little ambiance.
Y'all B-Y-E-R-O-B?
I don't.
You don't B.
I don't B, so.
Oh, yeah, but you
better bring some B.
Bring some B for her.
That's true.
And then these girls
drink a lot of B now.
That's true.
I pour beer out of my pocket,
clams, oysters.
Anything that might
help get the job done.
Got mixers.
Not anything.
A white.
Not anything.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Walk it back.
Walk it back.
Because I think them niggas Is creeps
The niggas that's
Walking around the club
Trying to put Alka-Seltzer
Little shits in girls drinks
Y'all niggas are creeps
You're monsters
Monsters
Yeah, like talk
Words
They can't
Talk
Make them laugh, dog
Talk
They can't, nigga
They can't
And they ain't got no spanky
That's
That's good
Nigga can't talk And they ain't got no money Youy Niggas can't talk
Ann ain't got no money
You gotta do something
That's crazy
That looks suspicious
If you the nigga
That's standing right there
When she pass out
Now you're good to marry
Ah
You caught her
When she was
You know what I mean
Make sure you get
To your car safe
These niggas is nuts
Sick world
Anyway
They call me and Corey
Said somebody passed out
when we was on tour. We was like, oh, pick him up.
Me and Corey are the worst
two niggas to try to...
Why are you calling us?
Throw some water on him.
It's like, nigga...
One time, y'all had to put somebody in the bathtub.
What?
I remember.
I remember.
Dead weight.
And she wasn't little.
Everybody will cut the water on her.
Don't nobody touch her either.
Leave her.
You can start hitting her with the shower head.
I heard her being pistol whipped.
But shower head whipped.
Get up.
Nigga's life is dependent.
You better get this.
This looks fishy.
Ice cold?
Yeah, get your ass up.
Nigga be hitting me today.
Tell him, I'm like, yo, Joe, you going to bring me out to pool parties?
Never will it happen.
No.
Never will it happen.
You'll never see a pool, a pool, a party.
A pole.
Yeah.
No body of water.
No.
Anyway, that was just all from the little town.
A pool party.
You mean like a pool hall?
And after In Too Deep, I'm kind of worried about that.
I was about to say, they can get smacked with a stick.
Yeah, I'm good.
I'm good.
Pool hall got to be one of the worst places for a fight to break out.
I've never been involved in that because all the pool halls I knew was owned by the mob.
So why would I go in there as a black nigga and have beef?
Oh, no, no.
They used to be going down.
Beautiful little pool hall right there on Steinway.
Go in there.
I know a spot.
I dare you.
It's nice.
Real nice.
It's nice.
Real nice.
The mob fish it? Move right along. I nice. It's nice. Real nice. Am I off your shit?
Move right along.
I think it's for sale.
Go ahead.
I'm cool.
I'm totally cool.
I'm totally fine.
Let me see.
What else going on?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
I'm good.
So none of y'all.
Oh, the Golden Globes.
Yeah, none of y'all watching.
Let's go.
Let's go, Mel.
Come on, Mel. I still go Let's go Mel Come on Mel
Big Mel
Big Mel
Everybody clear out
Don't interrupt me either
Nah
Get your shit off Mel
Come on
Don't step on her
Let her get it all out
Give her her space
I don't need a lot
Big Mel
Who are the big winners
Come on
I don't need a long runway for this
Golden Globes happened over the weekend.
There was football on.
Football was on.
All weekend.
Right.
All day, all night.
Exactly.
Joe Coy was the host.
Oh, God.
He said that he just got the gig two weeks ago.
And I really am curious to know who dropped the fuck out, honestly.
Because he wouldn't have been
my 100th choice.
Nobody, really honestly,
you know how people know him? He dated Chelsea Handler.
And then his career started to pop.
Then she broke up with him.
Nah, not really. I think he's a successful
comedian.
All of this is hate.
He bombed. He might have bombed.
I think he has a career in comedy.
Okay.
Anyways.
He seemed to anyways to his career.
Okay.
Damn.
Anyways.
Cold work.
Big winner was Succession.
Okay.
Big winner was Succession.
Yeah.
So the actors that played Shiv, Tom, and Roman, they won.
Nice.
In their respective categories.
As they should.
Yeah. TV series as a drama won.
Yes, go ahead.
What's she have had on?
So she just had a baby.
So she's...
Salute to her.
Yeah, so congratulations to the actress who plays Shiv.
She had on...
Hey, hey.
She had on...
That didn't answer.
What?
Some niggas just ended up...
What?
Yeah, so she's...
She's thick right now. Like, beautiful thick, though. what some niggas is into that what yeah so she's she's
she's thick right now
like beautiful
thick though
so she's wearing
like a dress
that kind of
disguises what it needs to
and embellishes
what it
okay
moving on
good luck
yeah
everybody
yeah everybody look great
what's that
I know you really like Shiv
she's sexy
you see her I know no she like Shiv. She's sexy.
You see her?
I know.
No, she got ass.
Is this your Golden Globes ISO?
This is basically it.
Like, they were the big winner.
Barbie won a couple of movies.
Oppenheimer, or the Globes, Oppenheimer won a couple.
Hov won one, damn it.
Hov won one.
Yeah, Hov won one. That's all we care about.
That's a very honor performance.
Well, no.
Don't forget Native American shit. I I was getting That was the last thing
I was gonna end on
That was the last thing
That I was gonna end on
So
Killers of the Flower Moon
Lily Gladstone
She won for best actress
In a dramatic film
Nice
Her acceptance speech
Was really dope
And yeah that that was...
The bear cleaned up. The bear did well.
Which is deservedly so.
Yeah, the bear did well. Yeah, I love that show.
I do. That's my shit. And I saw people
confused about it being a comedy.
How do you not know that that's comedic?
It's somewhere between. It's a little
bit of everything.
The bear is funny. It is. Yeah.
But there's a lot
And I guess it's drama.
It's drama.
It's all of that shit.
Yeah.
I forgot the
Flower Moon girl.
She got busy.
She deserved that.
Mel just told us that.
No, I forgot that
who she was until
they said I saw
the movie as.
Oh, you saw it?
Yeah.
She really did a thing.
Comes out Friday.
That's why she won.
Oh, it does.
Okay.
That's why she won.
That's why she won.
Oh, it does. Okay. That's why she won. That's kind of what happened.
Oh, Beef was also a big winner.
Really?
Yeah.
Beef was a really big winner.
The limited series Beef with Ali Wong.
No?
It's over, girl.
Okay.
Only Beef.
Only Beef.
We know the Beef series.
I thought the niggas came back.
I was like, wait, they got a new one?
I thought they came back.
I thought the same thing.
I was like, oh, shit. No. thought they came back I thought the same thing oh shit
no
what's that nigga name
I don't got shit
no it was a Netflix series
called Beef
and it was like
the creator of the series
he said it was based
on a true story
of like a road rage
incident
that he got into
I watched one episode
of that
I gotta finish that one
what do you think
Mel for
about what Vivica A. Fox said about Taraji P. Henson's remarks?
Did you hear what she said?
I saw it.
If you don't know what she said,
Vivica said, you know,
I feel for all my ladies out there going through it,
but that's not my story.
I can't relate to that.
And then everybody on Twitter started putting the Car Shield picture next
to her comment.
The Car Shield?
Yeah, because Vivica does Car Shield commercials.
And I ain't trying to hate, because the second Car Shield called me, nigga, I'm grabbing
an iron. I'm ironing the shirt. Let me tell you, her shield is the best. They're going to be mad.
Oh, I thought he didn't do ads.
Fuck, he's doing another ad.
What do you think, Malfort?
I thought it sounded a little dismissive, honestly.
You know, there was a way that I feel like
she could have answered the question
and just, you know, said,
I stand in solidarity with my sisters and that's basically it. Don't have to really kind of throw in. But I can't relate kind of thing.
But I thought that that was really strange because I remember her telling a story about when she was doing Kill Bill and how she wasn't included in the international press tour.
And she felt a way about that.
And the reason why she even ended up
on the international press tour is because,
I don't know, somehow, some way,
50 Cent played a part in that
because this is when they were dating.
Somehow, some way.
These girls are so cute.
You can call Quentin up.
So I don't know.
I just thought that was interesting
because that seems like it relates in a way.
And that was my take.
I just thought it was really dismissive.
Okay.
What if she don't fuck with her?
What if it's not her experience?
What if it's just not her experience?
I'm just asking.
Not to you.
I'm just in general.
You're asking me a question about somebody that I don't know this. just in general like you're asking me a question about somebody
that I don't know this
and to you
you're asking me a question
about somebody
I don't fuck with
you're right
then my answer
would probably sound
a lot like that
that's what
and to my point
that's what I'm saying
it sounds dismissive
and people could take
that from it
like oh you really
just don't fuck with her
read between the lines
that's the way it sounded
all that together and this shit I'm together with the people I'm together with no don't fuck with her. Read between the lines. That's the way it sounded.
All that togetherness shit,
I'm together with the people I'm together with.
No.
But I don't think
that they have beef.
I think that they
quite like each other.
So, yeah.
Got it.
That's it for the Golden Globes?
That's it.
Thank God.
Listen, I learned, okay?
Y'all don't like me
to go off on a fucking spiel.
I said, short runway host sucked
succession big winner
boom they're killing him for that
little Taylor Swift joke yeah they are
I didn't think it was the worst but they're killing him for it
I didn't hear the joke
was it funny
no
inappropriate no
so what's the problem it was cloud chasing
it was just cloud chasing. Yeah.
It was just cloud chasing.
He said, oh, Taylor Swift is here.
The difference between the Golden Globes and the NFL is here tonight.
You'll see less cutaways to her.
Boo!
You can't see.
And so then it cut to her.
Nobody at home was wondering what are the differences between the NFL and the Golden Globes.
Like the setup is just
a poor setup.
It's a poor setup. And then it cut to her
dead face.
And she took a swig of something
in a cup. Single swig.
I'm thinking that that meant
something to somebody. These niggas are talking
in code.
If I take one sip, get them in code. Send the signal? Yeah.
If I take one sip, get him off stage. You know what that means.
Send out some tweets.
One single sip means I'm perturbed.
I don't like what I'm seeing right now.
And when Taylor's perturbed, she'll get to shaking.
Someone will pay.
Get this man out of here and cut off his water so he's not able to gain for the foreseeable future.
Yeah, I don't want to see him ever again, this guy.
That's how it is when you like Taylor, Mariah, like beyond.
What's your name?
Kai?
Write that down, please.
Koi?
All right.
Keith?
Koi.
Kai.
Keith.
Keithy.
Yo, there is a
purple rain
coming
purple rain's
coming to Broadway
oh
you're gonna go then
oh you and Ish
could go
no
not only am I
not going to this
not only
will I hope that
Ish
and his
significant other
don't go to this
Prince is
rolling around
in his urn or wherever he is.
He is.
He's tight.
He did not ask for this.
He's tight.
See, and that's why it's good to know how niggas feel when they alive
so we can know how to carry on the legacy when they gone.
It's just good to know that Prince would be annoyed at this
and they just bypassed.
You think the powers that be care about how he wanted
his legacy to be carried out
clearly not no I'm speaking as somebody
that loves Prince oh alright
cause Auntie Rita might
need a bag you sounded real different when I was
saying the same thing about Martin Luther King on ice
I never seen Martin Luther King on ice
Malcolm X on ice when I was saying
yo you think the family you think niggas
yeah you was like real wrong I didn't say that I, you think the family, you think niggas? Yeah, you was like, yeah.
I didn't say that.
I said I think his family was all for it.
Moving on.
Yeah, exactly.
So are you going to go see Prince on Ice?
I probably will.
Depending on what the review is going to be.
He going.
Look, he read the Yelps.
This nigga like my girl, he going to read the reviews.
You know they just put that shit there for niggas like you to read.
I've never read Yelp in my life.
You write reviews? I'll listen to the reviews. I know they just put that shit there for niggas like you to read. I've never read Yelp in my life. You write reviews?
I'll listen to the reviews. No, do you write them?
No. Oh, no.
I don't write them. One time.
What would the review say of your
snow plowing skills?
You think you cleaned it up
for you? Of course. Five stars?
I'm nice with it. Did you salt afterwards?
Oversalt.
You gotta oversalt. I'm gonna with it. Did you salt afterwards? Oversalt. Oversalt.
You gotta oversalt.
I'm gonna go slip
on one of your little
problems.
I'm gonna be
driving them over.
Cameras and pictures.
Look, desert, nigga.
Like a desert.
Tomorrow, nigga.
No, ain't no footage.
You know, he ain't
changed the battery
on something.
I'm gonna get it off
on him.
I'm gonna get it off
on him.
I sold the cameras
today.
Crazy.
There's no ring
out here, nigga.
His got dust all over him. Not picking nothing up. I'm gonna to get it off on y'all. I sold the cameras today. Crazy. There's no ring out here, nigga. His got dust all over him.
Not picking nothing up.
I'm going to get this.
Yeah, I'm disgusted by this.
And Prince is disgusted, too.
It was my job to bring it to y'all, so that's what I did.
But a Prince musical, Broadway, no.
No.
The fuck out of here.
That shit's going to be a hit.
It might be dope.
It's not dope.
Musical.
Nothing about that is going to be dope.
OK.
Purple Rain can't get no doper.
That is true.
Blue Magic is the Blue Magic.
You don't have to do nothing to it.
Michael Jackson.
But I'm going to take that Blue Magic and introduce it to a new market.
No, but the Michael Jackson on Broadway shit was fire.
Please.
You saying it?
Yes.
White people keep taking our shit and putting it on Broadway, and we supposed to act like
we're all wrong.
We selling it to them.
They're not taking anything.
We're giving it to them.'re not taking anything we're giving it to them that's not that that in this instance is
not true they are bypassing fucking whatever they need to bypass to gain the rights to things to do
that I'm not talking about the people voluntarily signing their rights away I'm talking about the
people and companies that are bypassing and spending big coin to people that's not even
supposed to have shit so they could do shit like this.
So you think whoever
So there's an estate.
Prince has an estate.
They don't have nothing to say about this?
No, we don't want the rights to Purple Rain going on Broadway?
They might not own the rights to Purple Rain.
They probably have something to say.
No, whoever owns it. There was beef with the estate.
There was beef with the estate. There was beef with the estate.
So, I mean, we're seeing the results.
I'm pissed about it, but whatever.
Let me see.
I'll go see it.
Here we go.
Something else I'm pissed about.
There's a girl running around on the internet lying on her ex-boyfriend saying that he gave her HIV.
Damn.
Did anybody see this?
I saw it.
No.
I saw it.
That's a lie?
Yes.
She had the boy pitch up there and all that.
And I had a dialogue of the boy saying, oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
That's the last I saw of it.
Can I talk to you tomorrow?
And she's like, no, nigga.
So that's fake?
Yes.
She was texting herself.
Wow.
Student named Jonathan Haines from St. Augustine's University.
His life has been ruined from false allegations from his ex-girlfriend saying he had HIV and gave it to her.
That shit caught wind for a little bit, too.
I was running around.
They was killing him.
I only bring it up to ask y'all, what do y'all think should happen in those instances?
I think she should be filed on criminal charges. I think some false truths should be punishable.
I think there should be criminal charges there.
I think there should be criminal charges.
That shouldn't just be a civil thing. I think there should be criminal charges there. There should be criminal charges. That shouldn't just be a civil thing.
There should be criminal charges attached to that.
Now, because we're moving everything into this digital world,
it needs to be repercussions.
Like, if we're talking about defamation or how worse can it get,
people was really shooting at homeboy like,
yo, you bitch-ass nigga, you piece of shit.
She put him up there, his page up there,
like his social media page and all that shit up there,
and had a fake dialogue going back and forth
between she and him.
I think there should be criminal charges
for all this internet shit.
Yep.
Doxing.
False accusations.
The AFL accusations in general,
not just on the internet.
They started it with the whole revenge porn thing,
and I think it needs to expand
and it don't have to necessarily just be
putting pictures or videos out of somebody.
You go through these links to try to ruin somebody's life,
you should have some type of criminal
charge behind that. I don't know what it is,
but there should be a penalty. Yeah.
Because you got to send a message.
Because what's going to happen? Somebody get mad and they just
start going nuts. Go out there and say whatever the fuck they want.
Yeah.
Fuck that.
That was pretty serious, but I do have a silly question now.
Okay.
Good. What?
Her and Mikael Bridges went to play basketball.
A little horse.
They went to play horse.
With a little horse.
In the Nets.
A nice little J. In the Nets. A nice little J.
In the Nets.
A little state,
a little practice facility.
And all the internet talk
was about
Hur's jump shot form,
which is great.
But they did put out
a little piece of content.
And
Mikal said
that he always wanted
to learn
how to sing.
And thenal said that he always wanted to learn how to sing. And then her said, I can teach you.
So it was like a trading, trade for trade.
She said, I can teach you.
See, some things will always stay true to form with women.
And I listened and played it back.
And I'm going to play it for you guys and then i'm gonna ask
y'all how her can teach him to sing so we're gonna grade her teaching ability well she didn't get to
it but let me just play it yeah let's hear it all right here we go i'm always jealous i wish i could
sing that's like one thing i I wish I could do really I
Could teach you okay?
Look teach me how to sing how you sing slide or know what I'll just take YG part. I'll try to write
I'll try to rap how about that
I'm always just
They made some flirting content
Flirt got this actually how could she teach him how to sing
Yeah
Sometimes right
They can make you hit a certain note
Listen
These niggas gave me some spanky
In my 30s
You had a million at 28.
That ain't a lot of money.
A million?
No, not a lot.
When you was 20?
Yeah, in 1994.
Wait.
A million dollars, not a lot of money today.
Yeah, tuck your tail, nigga.
No, not really.
Okay.
Do, do, do, do, do.
Niggas, yo, I wish y'all could sing.
I'll teach you how to sing.
That was so good. And he nice. And he nice. No, he was how to say it. That was so good.
And he nice.
And he nice.
No, he was in there hitting him.
No, he nice.
He's nice.
Her looked really happy.
I didn't look at her like that.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
Like a girl?
Get out of here, Joe.
Joe, Joe, get out.
No, that's not where I was going with that.
What do you mean you never looked at her like that?
No, this is fine. Okay. This with that. What do you mean you never looked at her like that? No, this is fine.
Okay.
This is fine.
I want to stay here.
What are you not understanding about what I'm saying?
You never looked at her like what?
I never looked at her as the girl.
No, no, no.
It's content.
I have a little bit of fun with Mel.
See, because I purposely tried to stay away from you little bullshit traps today.
I figured you had a rough time, but you
walked right into it, so I'll do it.
I didn't picture her as the
songstress that would just flirt
with the basketball player.
Pictured wrong. Why?
The harp.
Oh, because you
think she's sophisticated. No, you're putting words in my mouth. I said the harp because you think she's sophisticated no you putting words in my
mouth I said the harp is what did it the drums do the instruments is what what
did I just never pictured I just never pictured her talking to Annette but now
did I see it I think it's two parts to that. She's just a girl standing in front of a boy.
And a camera.
And a, yep.
Do you think it's a slight for me to say
that I never pictured her with a basketball player?
No, I think it's dope.
No, not at all.
I think that's a compliment.
Yeah, I think it's a compliment.
That leads me to believe you thought
she had a high level of sophistication.
The harp, the talent, et cetera, et cetera.
You're saying something that I'm not saying.
Okay.
So, no.
I think that you could have sophistication and fuck basketball players.
That is a fact.
I just didn't picture her flirting with me.
That's it.
Do you think people picture you that way?
Next fucking question.
I am not going.
Nope. Not answering that shit
um all right what else what else what else what else is near and dear to your souls want to talk
about the Jewish tunnels yeah we sure are curious where was it going y'all knew they had fucking
tunnels what the fuck were they doing down there?
They had mattresses
with doodoo stains on them. That shit was
crazy. What the fuck was they doing?
Tunnels going where?
Hey, R.K., I'm going to let you
guys know.
I need my money every month.
So can we progress the conversation?
Draymond got suspended.
What the fuck are we talking about look at you scary as hell you don't want to lose your little
businesses don't want to close my eyes totally wild story coming out of New York City this
morning as a series of illegal underground interconnected tunnels connecting Jewish
synagogues and temples across the city have been raided by the NYPD. Now, the tunnels also apparently run underneath 770 Eastern Parkway, aka the Chabad World
Headquarters, which is the headquarters for the Hasidic Jewish movement.
Some of the most important and powerful people in the Jewish religion operate out of that
building.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh, they're showing the tunnels.
Oh, they arrestin' dudes.
Somebody snitched.
Somebody read it.
No, someone, they said they heard something through the walls. Somebody heard, yeah, they heard they arrest the dude. Somebody snitched. Somebody read it.
No, they said they heard something through the walls.
Somebody heard, yeah, they heard something in their house.
That's my man.
Shout out to him.
Somebody with a brand name out.
KFC Barstool.
Shout out to him.
Thank you for that, because we too scared to report.
We got businesses that we want to keep and shit.
I'm just wondering what the hell they was doing down there.
Who didn't think that the Jewish people had tunnels?
El Chapo had a tunnel.
Yeah.
Y'all didn't think that El Chapo had rights that the Jewish people didn't have?
Is that what we're thinking?
What's my man's name?
Who's the other one?
Not El Chapo.
Saddam had a little tunnel.
They found him in one.
He had a little.
Bin Laden had some.
Not in New York City.
Not up here.
George Bush.
Shawshank Redemption.
Yo, if you tell, I could just guess who got a tunnel.
Yo, that's what I'm learning in my free time at home.
I'm a pretty good guesser.
Most of these sexual abuse cases that come out,
I guess that nigga look like that
and he did it.
Some of these niggas look like,
you know what I mean?
I'd be home like,
bingo, predator.
I knew it.
I knew your time would come.
All right.
All right, so the Jewish people
have tunnels.
We don't.
We don't.
We got to get us some tunnels.
Niggas can't have tunnels, though.
Oh, please.
We did.
Harriet Tubman.
Yeah.
Come on.
Flexing them used to be killing at the tunnel.
Yeah.
Yeah.
They shit all our tunnels.
You know, you see how they tunnels is going to different synagogues and shit.
Niggas have tunnels.
They going, you know what niggas going to take the tunnel to.
Where?
Star Wars? Yo, I can see you down there walking in Star and shit. Niggas had tunnels. They going, you know what niggas going to take the tunnel to. Where? Star Wars?
Yo, I can see you down there
walking to Star Wars.
Smoking a cig,
walking to Star Wars.
What?
It was like twin mattress too.
It was a little mattress
with the stains on it.
What are they doing?
Nigga, I was in Atlanta
for the New York blackout
with all them dirty ass
Manhattaners
walking from First Street to Dykeman.
I was just talking about that yesterday.
All you niggas screaming at what y'all call Harlem?
Noho?
Noho.
Noho.
Yeah, walk your ass back to Noho.
What were you talking about yesterday, Mel?
Exactly.
The blackout.
I was just telling the story about my experience with it. About being mixed in the blackout? No, that was not a fucking experience.
I was living in the Bronx at the time and I got into a cab, but I don't speak Spanish and he
didn't speak English. And he's trying and he's speak, he's listening to Spanish speaking radio
and they're talking about the blackout, but I don't understand. And he's trying to tell me
that there's no lights.
He's like, mommy, no light, no light.
I'm just like, just keep driving.
And I'm going to the middle of the city.
I'm going like 56 and six.
When I get to the city, I'm like,
why is everybody out in the streets?
Oh, there must be like some kind of like subway outage
or something like that.
But he's like, mommy, and he's doing this.
He's doing this.
Look around.
I'm guessing he's like, let's turn around.
But I don't understand.
No, he's saying look around.
This is so on brand.
I wish the audience knew how on brand this story was.
Holy shit.
So you mean you were just oblivious?
I was new here, kind of, sort of.
Like, I've only been here a couple years.
Now you're not.
Mommy, no lie. So you couldn't understand what mommy, sort of. Like, I've only been here a couple years. Now you're not. Mommy, no light.
So you couldn't understand what mommy, no light.
No light.
And this is me.
No, he was saying light.
He wasn't saying lights.
He was saying light.
And I was just like, I don't understand what he's talking about.
Oh, I would never be your partner in taboo.
Ever.
I'm asking.
Ever.
Nah, we wouldn't find out.
You know what?
Listen, okay?
Lion, race. Mel, Mel, Mel. Heads up is also my game. You look like wouldn't find out. You know what? Listen, okay? Lion, race.
Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel.
Heads up is also my game?
Mel, you look like a heads up girl.
I'm totally a heads up girl.
Heads up, that's like the doofy taboo people.
Shut up.
The heads up people are the goofy taboo folks.
Anyways, he drops me off at 56 and 6,
which is where my manager was at the time,
and I run into his assistant.
So what happened to the manager?
He was, I don't know where the fuck he was,
but I was just like.
No, I mean like today.
Shut up.
You should find this person.
No, no, no, no.
Don't need him anymore.
Anyways, I was trapped,
and I lived in the Bronx.
So now I had to find my ass back to the Bronx.
How'd you do it?
I started walking with everybody else.
Okay. Walked home?
No, not all the way. I started
walking and at first
during the day, it was... I got to 138th
Street. That's exactly
what... No, I got to the 135th Street
Bridge. That's what... And then I
got a hold of my boyfriend and I said, yo,
you got to come get me. It's getting dark outside.
Phones was off.
He was like, mommy, no lie.
No lie.
He came and got me.
All that I don't need a man shit is cool until.
Until you need lie.
Until shit black out.
Right.
Until it's a blackout.
Until it's a blackout.
On the bridge.
Until you need one of them.
Shit crazy, man.
It's fucked up.
Touche.
Touche.
Touche. Shit crazy, man. It's fucked up. All right, so the door came off of an Alaska Airlines flight, Boeing 737 Max.
They still have a problem with the seats.
The door came off.
The passengers that were supposed to be seated luckily missed their flight.
So the closest person near that door was a 15-year-old.
He lost his little shirt, some sneakers.
You know they be wearing them.
Little white kids with them.
Little dirty Keds.
Little dirty Vans.
Cheap little Fruit of a Lone.
Yeah, white kids don't tie their shoes.
Yeah, fly away.
I'm like a bird.
Did you just pop off with a plane?
So I kind of had this talk before when I watched the Boeing documentary.
If you haven't seen it,
please check it out.
It was excellent.
The entire doc is about
how scientists
and aircraft engineers
and specialists
were behind the brand Boeing.
So it was a state-of-the-art
aircraft.
And then they sold
to people that only cared
about the stock market
and lowering budget
and capital.
And they started making shit with cheaper products.
Bullshit.
Cutting corners and shit.
Planes went down.
People lost their lives.
Rest in peace.
If you're listening and you know somebody that was involved in this.
But Boeing is at it again with their rinky-dink fucking planes.
That's some terrifying shit, bro.
Bro.
So they were at around 16,000
feet. Fuck off.
No, they said that their
original cruising altitude would have
been around 30,000, 35,000.
They never reached 30,000, 35,000. They said
luckily, if they would have gotten
Yeah, if they would have gotten. Oh, they were just taking off.
Yeah, so they were ascending. Yeah.
If they would have gotten at 30,000, 35,000 and that
shit would have happened, they said a lot of people
would have been fucked up
because it's so cold up there.
The lack of oxygen
would have killed
some of the people.
And then, you know,
the pressure would have been higher,
so it would have been
sucking more motherfuckers out.
Oh, I would have loved
to see all of y'all
to be on a plane
with your neck pillows.
I would have loved
to see all your little
pink neck pillows fly like a bird.
I would have been in a spot because I don't buckle that seatbelt.
So hold on.
A wall?
Like what opened?
The door.
The exit.
Or it used to be a door that they have.
No.
Oh, shit.
That's my seat.
No, the door.
The exit door.
That's where I sit.
I would have been at first class mad. Like, oh, it's a little. No, the door, the exit door. That's where I sit. I'd have been at first class mad.
Like, oh, it's a little brisk back there with the pores.
Ma'am, could you get me another blanket, please?
Ma'am, the exit door, that's my shit.
Ghetto first class.
Ghetto first class.
Ghetto first class.
That's my move, too.
I can hold you.
Only thing, though, that seat don't recline.
That's a do.
No, it don't.
It's not reclined.
Some do, some don't.
That, whatchamacallit door?
Exit row.
The seat does not recline in that seat.
I've always reclined.
Yeah, why not?
Why not?
You ain't been there in a while.
Well, not in that seat, no.
Yeah.
Sometimes I do a little Economy Plus.
Okay.
Economy Plus.
I'm not happy about it, though.
We know.
We know.
A little 12 seats was gone. Don't start with me know we know little 12 seats was gone
don't start with me
no your 12 seats was gone
you had to get where
you had to go
yo and
fun fact about Joe Budden
if anybody out there cares
first class for me
is for my airport experience
I don't really mind
the aircraft seat
all that is a plus
but in the actual airport
I'm skipping a line.
I'm flashing my shit to the girl with the attitude that little PSA ID played.
Look, first class, dummy, stupid.
You dumb.
You thought.
You tried it.
That's what I do.
Anyway.
So it's not for the plane experience at all, right?
That's a plus.
OK.
That's a plus. Joe. That's a plus.
Joe.
Because when I told y'all.
Premier Plus gets you all of that fancy shit you just talked about.
Premier Plus makes you skip the line, do all that, do all that for $60.
No, I want to go on the plane first.
Premier Access.
No, first class gets me on before those bums.
I'm telling you.
No, those get you on early.
I'm telling you something.
No, it get you on before them?
The military.
Them niggas that get married at 13
A baby
A military nigga
A baby
Yo the military
Let me shut up
Handicap
When the military niggas go up there
You gotta just hang your head
And not peek
Them niggas is
Dragging they PTSD on there with them
Yo
Them niggas is going on there
With depression
Anger
War scars Go ahead Hey Hey You go first Willie Hey Willie Them niggas is going on there with depression, anger, war scars.
Go ahead.
Hey, hey, you go first, Willie.
Hey, Willie, the whole plane's yours, buddy.
Let's feel you out first.
You might have a little tick.
Fuck this exit door.
That nigga's a veteran.
I got some just little cool little sticky things on my jacket.
Now you think I'm down.
Hey, where did you serve?
Listen, buddy.
Jersey City.
Jersey City.
Jersey City.
I've never heard of that place.
I'd be so scared.
I'd speak to the niggas.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
Thank you for your service.
Don't let it be Veterans Day.
I get it off.
Yeah.
Yeah, I started off.
Don't let it be Veterans Day.
I get it off.
Yeah.
Yeah, I started off.
Anyway, what would y'all do if you're on a plane and the fucking door comes off?
Die and sue. What can I do?
Die and sue.
Listen to me.
In that order.
Because I'm not buckling my seatbelt.
Yo, and.
I never saw the point.
Now I see the point.
Now I'm going to buckle my seatbelt.
No, I'm buckling my seatbelt buckle.
Yeah, I'll be having my shit on.
I want to die with dignity, too.
Don't just swoop me out the exit door
so now I'm like a booger
when you fluck it out the fucking...
Fluck it out the car window.
Yo, you got 15 seconds of flight.
Before you hit?
Yeah, you out there or something.
Yo, you chilling.
Make the best of it.
No, the wind.
I think it's a little bit longer than 15 seconds.
It depends on how high you are.
Look at these two lovebirds.
Go and die together.
Even though I could do that,
just you having time.
Stop fuck up with this bullshit.
Breaking this up.
That's why I stay away from that window seat, though.
Yo.
I fuck with it.
You could put ice on the plane
that the exit door
come off of, but you gotta
do that thing you do on the
PA.
We have a long standby list. Anybody that is willing
to take a hotel room
and a free flight to
Fort Lauderdale,
please, please
just come up, give us your name.
Move, move, move.
Sit out the seat.
Would you want first name or last name first?
Yo, I'd be sitting there, me and my mom,
I'd be like, who does that work on?
Me.
She'd be like, I really don't have anything to do.
You too, you?
As soon as I get home.
I took it down before.
Look, look at all these dusty losers.
Loser shit.
They give me like 1,200 points.
I'm getting the free room and the flight.
I ain't got to go nowhere.
Let me tell you something.
If my plane lands at 7, it's because I want to land at 7.
I have things to do.
It's not at your discretion, nigga.
It's mine.
I picked this flight.
Yeah, but then when you start talking that other shit.
If you just go to the food court for the next five hours.
They got money, yo.
Yeah, that's it.
Because then I might find something to do at nine now.
OK, tomorrow.
I have never done it.
Make it worth my while.
I got $1,200.
How much?
Oh, please.
Don't be the niggas that's in Delta Lounge musty.
Now walking Delta Lounge.
Your flight don't leave for nine hours.
Eating stale bagels.
Yeah, you sleep across the seats talking about that.
Nah, nigga.
Get your musty ass out of Delta Lounge.
Because I'm going to walk up to the front and tap the lady and say,
that is he? That guy?
Is he supposed to be here?
Do you see him right there?
Damn. That's funny.
How much?
Musty.
I didn't even hear musty in a long time.
Nigga, there's one nigga in the Delta Lounge
stinking this whole shit up.
He can go.
He can go.
You know what Park said?
What?
They gave him $1,200 to miss the flight.
Nigga, my flight could be next week.
I'll be in here like Tom Hanks in Terminal.
I'm just going to chill out.
I wasn't going nowhere, no way.
Y'all go ahead.
Y'all in the front of the fucking flight,
standing up there there Centering yourself
Telling me that I gotta now
Put my seatbelt on
And turn my phone on airplane mode
Why if the nuts and bolts
On the plane are not screwed in properly
Y'all have bigger fish to fry
Than my air phone
I don't even know my phone
Has airplane mode
I never put my phone on airplane mode. I never put my phone
on airplane mode.
Me either.
Ever.
My signal is the least
of your worries, yo.
I might get a text up there.
And you know,
sometimes you hit
a little pocket.
Yeah.
Bing!
Oh, he lit.
Love you too, boo.
That's what you say?
That's what I'm saying.
Some bullshit.
I ain't cutting
my phone on airplane mode.
Yo, I wonder what
their settlement gonna be. Oh, I'm suing the shit out of them. I wonder what this, saying? Some bullshit. I ain't cutting the phone here. Yo, I wonder what their settlement going to be.
Oh, I'm suing the shit out of them.
I wonder what this, that's my shit.
Emotional trauma.
I'm falling off my bed every night.
I can't travel ever again.
I travel for a living.
Who's their suit?
Boeing or Alaska?
Both.
Both.
And the United States.
It's supposed to be naming shit.
The nigga that made the seat, the seat belt,
the every,
the flight attendant,
them bum ass Dasani waters,
all that shit.
All that shit.
All that shit.
All that shit.
All that shit.
All that shit.
All that shit.
Ocean spray,
airport.
Yeah.
I mean,
just lawyer up
if you was in economy.
Bet.
You know what it was
just the 15th year
anniversary of?
The plane that landed
in the Hudson.
It was like two days ago.
It was like the anniversary.
Two, three years ago.
Mm-hmm.
In 2009.
Interesting calendar.
Notifications.
Hmm.
I fucking hate you.
I know, yeah.
Yeah, that's crazy, son.
So the niggas in the Bronx,
who the corner of the building fell off.
Oh, yeah, what happened?
Remember?
Mm-hmm.
You got to follow up, sir.
Remember's funny.
Remember?
Remember?
Remember?
Remember, their old shit fell off.
The other day, they granted them access to their cribs.
But they made them sign a little paper some of them didn't
read what was on the contract and the paper says before we hand you your key
you have did a walkthrough of your home and everything is fine and in order and
you're fine to walk back in. Nah.
There's no liability on behalf of the landlord.
Of course they put the camera on the 70-year-old black lady.
She didn't read the contract.
And then they put it on her daughter, too.
Her daughter said,
they stole everything out of here.
They said they stole mad shit out of their house.
But the grandma was in there.
I mean, the mom was in there just cooking some fish.
She said, yeah, but it feels good to be home cooking my fish.
That's the problem with that.
They didn't close the wall yet.
Yeah, they probably still want to access the rest of my crib.
Nah, yeah, nah.
It's raining.
In the living room.
I want to go.
That little plastic sheet over the door ain't going to cut it.
I want to go in my crib.
Fuck what you talking about.
It's another building in the Bronx.
They suing the superintendent because he went around boarding up the doors and shit while the people was in there.
That was in Illinois.
That was in Harvey.
Harvey, Illinois.
Yeah.
They was boarding up.
And the Bronx.
They was boarding up shit.
You hear the dogs barking inside the apartment. No bullshit. They was boarding up. And the Bronx. They was boarding up shit. You hear the dogs barking inside the apartment.
No bullshit.
They was boarding up the people in the apartments, my nigga.
That's crazy.
Yo, the world is fucked up, my nigga.
Niggas don't care.
Niggas like, yo, dog, it's our job.
Fam, you hear somebody yelling inside the apartment,
and they're blasting
Jigga man
you out here
boarding up they door
they can't get out
suing them just like
Boeing
that's how you know
United is foul
United seen the
Alaska news
and said check
our planes
don't have them issues
United first thing
they thought was
smart too
yeah
throw a little shade
capitalized well no they had to take a lot of their planes off the shit oh okay sound like United, first thing they thought was smart, too. Yeah. Throw a little shade.
Capitalize. Well, no.
They had to take a lot of their planes off the shit.
Oh, okay.
Found loose nuts and bolts and shit.
Yeah, they found a lot of janky planes.
Oh, shit.
Let me fuck on United, my nigga.
There was another little picture going around of a white dad in first class
who was traveling with his young son, maybe five, six years old,
and the son had on an illuminating outfit,
like a bunny outfit that stayed lit up.
Okay.
Red eye.
And they were talking about...
They were on a red eye.
You're funny.
With the glowing kid.
You're funny.
Out of it tight.
You are funny.
I can't lie.
You are.
I can't sleep.
Out of it tight. Can you pop. I can't lie. You are. I can't sleep. I'd have been tight that whole time.
Can you pop that shit?
You turn off your shirt.
Sir, I know it's Easter, but it's not good.
Probably wasn't even Easter.
You know, why can't you wear that shit whenever?
That's when you got to unlock that exit door.
Let the little nigga fly away.
Thank you, Easter Bunny.
What the fuck?
They found the missing door
and still ain't found
the missing Malaysia flight.
Yo.
They probably found
homie's shirt.
And there's some
conspiracy theories
going on about
that missing flight,
but we won't get into it now.
Oh, speaking of
conspiracy theories,
what do y'all think
about the aliens
that was running around
the mall in Florida?
Listen,
I'm full of surprises. If there's one place that the aliens might pop up, it's Miami. Yeah, the mall in Florida. Listen, I'm full of surprises.
If there's one place that the aliens might pop up,
it's Miami.
Yeah, they're in Florida, for sure.
Corey, I don't know why you pointing at me.
I think that shit is legit.
I know you do.
That's my point, that's you.
Anybody?
You think they were real aliens running around the mall?
That was their first stop off the fucking ship.
They can't land naked.
In Miami.
Come on. You ever been to Miami? Smack y'all means out there. I was about to say. They can't land naked. In Miami. Come on.
You ever been to Miami?
Some of y'all means out there.
I was about to say.
She ain't been in a while.
A little Spanish, but you know what I'm saying?
Consuela had a nigga got to go get some fit, get some drip.
Oh, you want the Spanish?
He wanted to go to live.
He had to go get some drip.
Yo, fam, they said that it was the most cops that they've ever seen for anything in the middle of the daytime.
Just.
Which is funny because black.
You lost me.
It's fine.
The alien was black.
Just keep going, man.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Just what else you got?
You bought this, dude.
Shut up, yo.
No, you don't think it was an alien for real?
No.
You think yes?
I think absolutely.
No, I think the alien's here.
I don't think they in the fucking mall, though.
Yes, I don't think that they went to the mall.
Sorry.
Because that mall don't slap like that.
Exactly.
They could have went to the Mall of Americas, Minnesota.
They could have gone on Ocean, Collins.
Yo, bruh, they was getting the cheap shit.
What?
They're not talking about that aliens.
Bruh, they be like, yo.
Watch your mouth, bro.
Watch your mouth, bitch.
Yo, dog, no, I'm dead ass.
They said it was about, the shit was nine feet tall.
They took everybody phones.
Man, that was bull. Who took the phones?
The police.
Bullshit.
All right, bro.
It would take a minute for the cops to get there.
You don't think that before that they would have clocked the niggas in fucking Foot Locker?
All right.
Niggas are, oh, shit, look.
So, let me guess, Men in Black came in, too, right?
I see a nine-foot...
Huh?
I see a nine-foot nigga looking like a fucking dildildo and I'm not whipping out my phone?
I mean, I'm just, I don't know what he looks like.
You talking about sex?
Where you going?
Freak ass girl.
With sex?
Anyways, you guys are getting on Tommy.
A nine foot dildo?
Man, you good?
I'm fine.
What kind of freaky shit you want?
The sad little girl is coming out.
Deprived.
You think aliens look like cocks?
Do we know, in fact, what they do look like?
I think them niggas will bag you.
You know what?
I'm getting tired of y'all niggas here on fucking Earth.
Yes, they might be able to bag me.
They might be able to bag me.
That's what it is.
Get me out of here.
Get me the fuck out of here.
Earth is ghetto.
That's funny, son. But nobody has camera here. Get me the fuck out of here. Earth is ghetto. That's funny, son.
But nobody has camera footage of these nine-foot motherfuckers.
Come on.
Not that the government has the footage.
The government know they out here.
The government know what time it is.
They know.
I know, but they weren't supposed to show up at the mall before dark.
They wasn't at no goddamn mall.
They might not be on our time schedule.
There it is.
Mall closes at 8.30 p.m.
We'll see.
Watch.
You said the fake video.
I don't want y'all niggas to come back in about six.
You said the video of the alien walking, right?
They gonna show the real footage and y'all niggas gonna come in like, I thought it was true.
I did always want to walk around in some stilts.
Honestly.
Like when them niggas be in front of the little store doing that shit, it look fun.
Until my brain get to go on and be scared to death that somebody going to foot sweep my ass.
Foot sweep my little tilt right out of there.
We from the hood.
You want a little baddie?
A quick little leg sweep.
Well, ain't nothing.
It's over for that.
Grand opening.
Grand closing.
Knee broke.
It's bullshit, yo.
I see the little videos of all y'all little daredevil white boys doing the Simone Bows
on phone poles
between hotel buildings
across landings.
I see what y'all doing.
You niggas are nuts.
Straight nuts.
It's a whole culture
called parkour.
Parkour.
And the white boys
be running up walls
doing all types of...
A couple of them
niggas got exposed too.
What do you mean? One nigga slipped and fell and come to find out it was a tether, an anchor, the whole shit.
Oh good.
Good.
Or at least-
Safety.
Yes.
Exposed.
Yeah, but I'm saying like you're promoting something so, but yeah.
Yo, bruh, them niggas be doing semis from one building to the next building.
No bullshit.
80 feet from the ass. High ass buildings, bro.
Nope.
And then land roll and fucking Jason Statham.
I'm good.
That's some white people shit for real.
I'm cool.
I did want to say that I do miss verses.
I'm a little sad that we won't be getting our Puff JD verses.
But, I mean, Bigger Fish, I get it.
I get it. Can't be getting our Puff JD verses, but I mean, Bigger Fish, I get it. I get it.
Can't be that guy.
Well, that was definitely over.
Is there any talk of doing any verses?
I haven't heard of Peep.
That was probably the one they were trying to get money up for.
I haven't heard of Peep.
And if I continue to not hear of Peep, I will try
to steal the brand and redo it myself.
So, they should say something soon. Against battles. continue to not hear peep I will try to steal the brand and redo it myself so
they just say something soon against battles because the ones I want to do
they're not gonna do like they into big business now selling tickets or I want
to come back to the artistry I think I want to see Joe verse music okay okay Mm-hmm. Okay. Who music?
Soul Child.
Oh, I thought you were talking about different music.
Your man, right?
The silence indicates what?
That Joe's going to smoke his boots out.
He got songs.
I'm not disrespecting music at all.
20?
Mm.
I think if it does come back, it needs to be done a little differently
give him 10 records a piece
I don't know if Joe
is just smoking music
so child's peace
take him in that deep water
and drown the shit out of him
no I think it's
it's a battle
cause music has
a lot of hits
he does
and he's done a lot of features
on other people's shit
I mean like
his first album alone
the debut album
was like
it was a playthrough
the beginning the end to end hey so I think Joe John what is Joe doing
uh when I'm not saying it's a point I'm asking that's a point I don't know that
nothing if I'm Joe I play something. Some nonsense. Oh, you let him get it. You got that point, Travis?
Yeah.
Four hearts.
Anyway, that was just my little random thought.
That was a good one, though.
I don't have anything else that's like near and dear to my home.
Maxwell, Joe, we've said that before.
Maxwell, Joe.
We've discussed that before.
Let's see.
Let's see.
What else is up here?
Anything near and dear to our hearts and souls that we need to get off of our system that
the rest of the week
will be unfit for us if we don't share with our audience?
I think we can go to NFL playoffs Friday
when we get a little bit better
idea what injury reports and such
are going to look like. Just got word TJ
Watt is out. My whole team
is out. We'll see though.
You lucky Ramsey ain't out.
I know. That move Steph put on him
almost broke his whole hit bone.
Shook him out of his boots.
Fucked him up, yo.
I think the Cowboys are going to...
Man, man.
He just said we're going to do a five.
Yeah, we ain't got it.
Oh, I thought you said...
Nah, nah, nah.
Let's wait and see how it goes.
It's too early for that.
Pardon me.
Draymond Green says he thought about
retiring
that's all I got
with that
I got mad jokes
I can say about that
but that's my man
that's my man
I'm not
Jama ran out for the season
that's sad
that's fucked up
injury?
yeah
surgery
that was fucked up
torn labrum or something
got this heist he's planning
got this bank robbery
he's working on
you ain't see what they said? what'd he say? up. Got this heist he's planning. Got this bank robbery he's working on.
You ain't see what they said?
What'd he say?
What?
Man, what would he be out for the season for, man?
I...
Nigga said, yo, he out for the season.
He was lifting too many guns and they fucked his show
up. This nigga's just ignorant, bro. And Halliburton went Niggas say yo He out for the season He was lifting too many guns And they fucked his shoulder Niggas is ignorant bro
And Halliburton went down bad
Halliburton went down bad
He did a whole split
I picked up
I picked up McComber already
Yeah no Halliburton
He fucked his hamstring up right
Fucked something up
His hamstring
I know
My legs can't do that
Nigga 20 something in shape But nah. It's hamstring. I know. My legs can't do that.
Nigga 20-something in shape,
but nah,
he fucked his hamstring up.
I don't know how bad it is yet,
but them shits will play for the season.
Hopefully he heals up in July,
man.
Shout out to Halliburton.
Sit your little ass down,
man.
Fuck out of here,
nigga.
July.
Yeah,
anytime he healthy,
them niggas score 160 points.
Sit down.
And he be doing...
The Pacers have not scored
under 150 points
in like two months.
And this nigga be doing
34 and 17 assists.
Yeah, no.
You need to sit down.
You need to go.
Get right with Jesus.
I don't need to see
none of this shit.
He bugging out there.
He talking shit to niggas.
He like,
you not like that.
I'm like, all right.
All right, I don't have anything else.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
What's up?
Y'all cool?
Y'all cool?
Get it off now.
Get it off now or forever.
Hold your peace.
Or hold it the farther.
Yeah, or too far.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm good.
I do.
I got it before they got taken off.
Are they back?
Yeah.
I told you it was a pow pow.
Did they work it out with the whole feature?
Nope.
Okay.
You got your Apple Vision Pros on the board there.
It's pre-orders next week, coming out February 2nd.
It's about to be a dud.
You think so?
Yes.
That headset shit.
We'll talk.
We will.
We will.
Okay.
You think the Apple headset's going to be a dud, you said?
I think so.
The first one.
I think it'll get better.
Got it.
Well, yeah, it's always going to get better. All right.
I'm still in my rainy bag.
Still in my rainy, gloomy bag.
Why not?
Hey.
Woo.
Oh, it sounds so great in the rain.
Chef Alexander O'Neill Here we go
As the night moves in
Love takes on new meaning
If you were here
You would know what I mean to say
Circumstance leaves me only waiting
For the chance I only want to love you more
More
Can't you understand it?
Girl, you know how much I care
It's not the way I planned it, no
If you could only know my feelings
You would know how much I do believe
If you were here tonight
By my side
If you were with me now
When the lights go out
I cannot pretend
This pain's too big for me to be in alone alone Oh Snow burn
Light a candle for
our love
Love
So we'll always be
One to one in love
Oh One to one in love Can't you understand it?
Girl, you know how much I care
It's not the way I planned it
No, no, no, no, no
If you could only know my feelings
You would know how much I do believe
If you were here tonight
All night
By my side
If you were with me now I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, I'd, Every night alone I just wait here anticipating
For the day I won't feel this pain, baby
Please don't keep me waiting, come to me
That was brand new old music from Alexander O'Neal
Nah, let me get this shit on, go ahead, alright
If I was high, if you were with me now
They ain't play this in Canada
They ain't play this in Canada
This wasn't ever on while a nigga was holding you tight
Standing behind you, wrapping you around nice and warm
Whispering, yeah, yeah
Yeah, come on
Oh, no
Don't keep me waiting, baby
If you were with me now with you. So I'm gonna wait. Don't keep me waiting, baby.
If you weren't with me now, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
And I'm sure that has been a delight to you
if you've been trying to play that record on streaming
platforms, as you know.
Doesn't exist.
Because he was a part of our segment
just a couple bar a couple bars and we out see what
Love takes on new meanings What is happening?
I forgot all about this show.
If you were here
You would know what I mean to say
This is not necessary.
Don't say that, because I'm redoing Pump It Up,
and it ain't going to sound as youthful.
It ain't going to sound as young and fresh.
That's Alexander O'Neill, Mel.
He re-recorded his song, like many artists are doing,
and put it on streaming so that he could reap the benefits.
Just can't sound like the old one, and most times, it doesn't.
That just broke my heart.
But it's fucked up for people looking for
that record on streaming sites like i used to find thank god i have it uh tory proud family
not on streaming like there's some some records that's just not on streaming thank god for niggas
with music libraries not these fucking streamers all right all right i'm going to Brooklyn.
Fab is rapping again, as I keep telling y'all.
I love it.
This one's called Selfish.
And they're going to say you selfish.
Hey, I might be selfish because I got secrets I never shared.
I just kept them to myself.
Speak of them, I never did. And even when they hurt me, I act like I never cared
I let you put on a show and your episodes never aired
But when it's my turn, the mercy was never spared
I owe you for that shit, like a tab that I never clared
Circle is never squared, vibe is never wed
Bone crushers in the Glock, I promise I'm never scared
I'm selfish, needed swag, I gave you that
Y'all rode it till the wheels fell off and gave it flats
And tell you what you wanted to hear, I gave the facts
And when I took your bitch, wasn't selfish, I gave her back
If I was selfish, I would've kept her all to myself
She got that top that'll make me pull up all by myself
Can you make me better? I'm a movement all by myself
If I shine, you shine, and I be spoiling myself
She told me she like sports, and I'm a baller myself
And I don't even need a ref, cause I can call it myself
The bad vibes gotta move, I U-Hauling myself
I don't know who to quick, a Clipper, John Wall, or myself
If I'm selfish, why help them with they thing?
Even gave them they flowers, they smelled them and they ain't thing
Bunch of thank yous, you're welcome and they think
Them pillow talk about me and tell em Jose thing
Nigga, we done had waffles in Belgium and they think
Used to high fences when 12 come and they think
Last I seen you was unhealthy and they think
Uncomfortable vibes, I felt them and they think
I'm selfish, with my energy and my shellfish
Carl Miles is looking real prime, 112-ish
Pull up round 12-ish, something V12-ish
I'm at the 711 in a 812, bitch
I can tell you lil' niggas never had to scale fish
When I used to selfish, I couldn't even spell fish
Looking like it's going in, I shoot my shot and yell swish
Self-made, self-paid, guess I am selfish
Know what's selfish the confidence
of a snitch luck is a lady but karma's always a bitch selfishness or make someone comment under
your pick when he took care of you and your mama since you were six who's selfish maybe we all are
we all want something or someone to call ours we buy big jury to cover up small scars we came a long way and still we all
far what's a star player to a team of all-stars i win we win w's all ours the range rover rolls
royce trucks all ours and y'all can't even get no fucking hook it's all bars i'm selfish
yeah that's Selfish by Fab
like I said
Fab is on the run
of doing
I like the Selfish
YouTube
free stuff
to that beat
like to slow it down
and make it
that
that sounds
that sounds great
he's on
it's either 4 or 5
you laughed at me
that sound like
Soul Tape 4
or some shit
no I didn't laugh at you
I'm just saying that
he said
I only do trilogies.
So yes, it sounds like that,
but it's not put on a fucking four.
That's all I mean.
I'll call you something else.
I don't care.
Yeah, yeah.
It'll probably be named
something else.
That was it.
That's fine.
But whatever you do,
I'm excited to do FAB.
Enough is enough.
I'm not saying I'm going
to call you soon.
Yeah, please do.
We can go do our little
Starbucks run or something.
Get to the bottom
of some shit, man.
Yeah, figure it out.
But it's just good to see.
Fav's been quiet.
And like I said, everything that's dropping,
because I was paying attention to see,
it's all YouTube, no DSPs,
and it all lists the family music group.
So I like what that means.
Me too.
I'm sticking with Rainy Day shit, man.
Sorry, Joe.
Word.
My apologies. That would have been hard, man. I'm a
already days I sit back can't wait
I'm
expert
like
like we can pull the highest
that's I'm so right but this reaction got me wanna
like that
hey so many good
time to get my light boxy
Heavy on the wrist, polo, mock socks and rubbies
Old flicks remind me of Gucci's
Back in the square with Lil' Max Mill
Blast, but yeah, that was Bill Bill
Fast forward, 94, who got the bad bass?
Filthy as fingers, scream for more, bless me, out of state
Howdy, Jake Starks is back, niggas won't work
Now I'm brought back over G-Pac
Cold rocks, but the come out, the living gossip Them big lip niggas want work Now I'm brought back over G-Pac Coke rocks, fuck the co-op, the living gossip
Them big-lick niggas singin' the cops need the boxin'
Stop it, the project's over-flooded with slow leaks
The fiends get, new faces get wrapped in sheets
I gotta get mine, like my own love, bless the cheese line
Sippin' on fine wines, the power of the blacks is mine
The vine, waitin' on these raw teas Takes, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine,
the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine, the vine It's raining, it's changing My values are always the same
It's raining, it's changing My values are always the same I'm going to Leon Thomas Leon Thomas again treasure in the hills Played by the woods
But I'd rather do something naughty
Let's find a room
Inside this after party
In all the fun
Find what I want
Find what I want, find what I want, yeah
I found treasure in the news
Chase money, dive, ease and go
I'm trying to find me a soul
Chase money, dive, ease and go
I'm trying to find me a soul
You live alone I'm trying to find me a soul
You live alone
Now it's just you and your shadow Let's change that up
Let's take it into tomorrow
Been all the time
Found what I want
Found what I want
I found you
I found you
You, you
I found you
You, you
I found you
You, you I found jasmine
I found jasmine
This morning diamonds in gold
I'm trying to buy me a soul
This morning diamonds in gold That is Leon Thomas, Treasure in the Hills.
That shit was a vibe.
She has a live version.
She does.
Okay.
That was fire-ish.
Everybody delivered today.
It's a lot of pressure.
It is a lot of pressure.
I hope whoever's going last comes through.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
I had one, but I suspect that Joe might have played it,
but in my defense, it's...
You can still play it.
It's fire.
If it's fire, it's fire.
It's a fire song.
Friend of the show.
Friend of the show, yeah.
We love her.
Yeah.
She's freaking amazing.
So it's If You Let Me by Sinead Hartnett.
Somebody got to let you one of these days.
Somebody got to let you one of these days.
We can cover that on Patreon.
That's so tough.
Oh.
Viola B. Oh
Gotta correct the record, nah, that's not bad Dreams of your smile
I don't wanna be just a memory
And I don't wanna feel your wings break free
Because without you I'm lost in the breeze
I gotta be strong now
I gotta show you how I love you
Like I've never ever loved somebody
I'll give you things you didn't even know you wanted
Don't tell me that it's not enough
My time is up, you're over us
Cause I think I might do anything for you
If you just let me
If you just let me
If you just let me
Just let me
The taste of your lips is still fresh
And the smell of your scent
How could I forget
Your words, how they cut me to shreds
But to tell you the truth
Every piece is for you
I don't wanna be just a memory And I don't wanna feel your wings break free
Because without you now I'm lost in the breeze I gotta be strong now, I gotta show you how I love you
Like I've never had enough, so fine
I'll give you things you didn't even know you wanted
Don't tell me that it's not enough, my time is up, you're over us
Cause I think I might do anything for you
If you just let me, yeah
If you just let me, let me
If you just let me, yeah
Just let me
That is Sinead Hartnett featuring Grades.
If you just let me.
Oh, my bad.
My bad.
Yeah.
It's my favorite part.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'll wait for this.
I'll with you. I don't want anything for you If you just let me
If you just let me
Now won't let nobody
You gotta let somebody
If you just let me
You gotta let somebody, girl
If you just let me
That is Jenea Hartnett, If You Just Let Me, featuring Grades.
What do you think of some producer?
Good shit, Gary.
Good shit.
That's pretty.
She what?
She something.
She's very fair.
Does that matter?
No, not if she's gorgeous.
I mean, it matters if you're pro-black.
Does it?
Yeah, we just had a whole umar, maybe.
Don't worry about it.
Mm-mm-mm-mm.
Rock on, man. I'm going to come see you. This nigga got his Serato. Oh no, no one to shame No one who's here to take care of me
Nobody, why must I feel
So lonely without you here
I wanna take you home
It ain't happening Shout out to the first and last time listeners, we appreciate y'all Shout out to all the people hate listening out there, all the critiquers
Fuck y'all niggas
Shout out to the ladies listening
Hope you enjoyed this pod as much as we enjoyed giving it to you
Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there
But it's too late, it goes
I wanna go on, shining in the rain there but until then, it goes.
Ayyyy, they too young, they too young out there.
Until the next time, we bid you a new farewell, adios, arrivederci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
And lastly, the baddies are insecure and unaccountable
The stagnant women wanna travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it.
If I'm still in love with you.
Send a prayers out to our brother in Paz,
Zyia Franklin, man.
We love you, buddy.
Thanks.
Do it here.
To our kids, if don't nobody else care.
Hey!
I'm gonna look out of my window and see
I see visions of you in every drop that I see
When I think of all the time we shared
Anybody got fun plans happening this week?
Anything fun happening this week?
Nah, not really.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
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I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so.
I got my baby this week, so. I want this and I want to Working out Signing the red
Yes I do, I wanna go outside
Don't want nobody to see me cry
I want to sign in the red
Oh here go my part I wanted to hear earlier. Yes, yes. Bob with me, Bob with me.
Give it a minute.
Wow.
What am I doing this week?
I think I'm staying sucker free.
Staying away from you bitch ass niggas out there.
Keeping my sanity and my peace.
Protecting my energy.
Living with grace, kindness, peace kindness peace love calm and compassion y'all know the vibes y'all know me regular joe
you heard this before right
i don't know. I got it. I got it.
Oh, man.
Today was fun.
What y'all doing in the thunderstorm?
Cuddling up?
Everybody cuddling up with something nice, soft, and warm?
That's right. thunderstorm cuddling up a by cuddling up with some nice on soft and warm all right
all right we gotta go too much energy in the building. Oh my God. Overflowing. About to overwhelm me.
This should be the independent woman anthem. I got to see you standing there. If I don't see you standing there, baby,
I'm going crazy.
Baby, I can't go on and die.
I got to keep walking everywhere, baby.
I got to, I got to drown out the pain, baby.
Oh, oh, baby.
Go on, sign your name. Help, help us go outside the red
Man, man, man
That was truly incredible, so blessed
Each and every one of us
Never would've made it
I thank God
Never could've made it every one of us. I thank God.
You know, if you listen out there,
let this be a reminder that none of this is possible
without y'all.
All the people out there
that have gone through
some struggles, some hardship,
lost a friend,
lost a family member,
a loved one,
let's bow our heads Lord, keep us away from these hoe-ass niggas out here
Dirty macking, talking shit behind our backs
Hating on our success
Hating on our well-being
Don't wanna see us healthy Living good, just surrounded by friendship and glory I would have lost it all. Hating on our well-being. But now I see how you were there for me.
Living good, just surrounded by friendship and glory.
I'm strong.
Thank you for the strength.
I'm wiser.
The wisdom, guidance, and direction.
I'm better.
Man, so blessed.
Much better.
So blessed.
That's how you know this whole room is toxic.
Look what this song do to the room.
Look at the room.
This song is not supposed to have this effect on the room. But the one I held on to.
And I never, never would have made it.
Oh, I never could have made it.
Never could have made it.
All right.
I don't seem to be with the most gospel-est bunch.
Oh, but Lord, I know how you were there for me.
But if you're out there this winter, let me hear you.
I never would have made it.
Shout for the kills out there.
Shout for the milfs.
I never could have made it without you. All the scamming ass churches.
Oh man, they jumping out of their seats.
They jumping off the couches now.
Oh my God.
Contagious now.
I'm stronger.
I'm stronger.
I'm wiser.
I'm wiser.
I'm better. I'm wiser. I'm wiser. No, I'm better.
I'm better.
So much better.
I'm better.
Y'all should be ashamed of yourselves.
Oh.
Y'all.
Through the storm and the test.
Because you were there.
To save me through madness.
I'm stronger.
All right, y'all don't deserve it.
I think everyone's just getting closer to God.
Yeah, exactly, Parks.
Exactly.
Some of y'all are not built for the
106 and Park Live studio audience.
It's fine.
It's fine. Don't worry about it.
You've never heard of Joe, bud.
Pass the fucking ball!
Pass the ball!
Pass the Hawks! J the ball! Pass the Hawks!
Goddamn! Pass the fucking ball!
JVP, JVP, where would you be without the JVP?