The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 691 | "Meat Salad"
Episode Date: January 17, 2024In the latest episode, the JBP starts with their reactions to Mos Def calling Drake a ‘pop’ artist who makes shopping records (23:22). The guys then give their thoughts on Wild Card Weekend in the... NFL (1:08:30), Rick Ross’s current girlfriend Cristina Mackey speaks on his past relationships (1:31:18), and a recap of the 2024 Emmys (1:56:50). Also, Joe extends warmth and love to Ari Lennox (2:18:34), Part of the Show (2:46:09), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | DESTIN CONRAD & Alex Isley - “Same Mistake” Ice | That Mexican OT - “02.02.99” Parks | Mos Def - “Hip Hop” Ish | Jorja Smith - “Falling or flying” Melyssa | Harrison Brome & Pomo - “No More Love Songs”
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We are live, nigga. We live. Turn it on. We got a doozy here today. We got action. We
got a doozy. We got a doozy. Boy, do we have a doozy for you today. It's me keeping secrets.
No. Not Ish. Yeah.
Well, how about happy birthday?
Happy birthday.
Happy birthday to my uncle, Ish.
Yo.
Yo.
Hey, he kind of kept that a secret, too, for a minute.
50 years old, what I gave?
Happy birthday, King.
You look good, too.
You look good.
I see you filling up the spot back there.
He's trying to fill it up.
He's trying to spray it.
Adding some extra seats in it.
Come on in, y'all. You mad. You mad, yo. I am mad. Each other's friends. Added some extra seats in it. Come on in, y'all.
You mad.
You mad, yo.
Come on, nigga.
Of course.
Of course.
You look good.
Yo, you a fool, yo.
It's just meeting niggas in the vest fest
and not letting niggas know behind the scenes
so we can fry them up.
Yo, bro, what's wrong with you?
I'm snitching.
You not snitching.
You instigating bullshit.
Of course. I don't want to instigate anything. But a lot of times, you know, I just want to say happy You're not snitching. You instigating bullshit. Of course.
I don't want to instigate anything.
All right, cool.
A lot of times, you know, I just want to say happy birthday.
Thank you, brother. I can speak for everybody up here.
We appreciate you.
We do.
Likewise.
Your presence, your knowledge is important and instrumental to helping this ship.
That's right.
We need our OGs.
Yeah, we do.
We need our OGs.
Salute the OGs.
Promise land.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you?
This nigga Joe.
This nigga Joe was putting a fist on that nigga.
Cliff took something today.
Yo, what's wrong with you, yo?
Yo, because you know what?
Joe was a funny nigga.
This nigga had some jacked in.
This nigga, yo, he fouls, huh?
This nigga was putting a fist up.
Nobody knows what you're talking about.
I don't want to see it.
Then shut up.
All right. This nigga crazy. Fuck that. Happy birthday, though. Thank knows what you're talking about. I don't want to say it. Then shut up. All right.
This nigga crazy.
Fuck that.
Happy birthday, though.
Thank you, bro.
Happy birthday.
I appreciate it.
I don't even want to ask you, but you got any birthday plans?
Nah.
I hate when you do that, too.
Like, stop.
Then you go come here.
Yo, guess what I did?
You're going to say, like, he be doing some old school 1974 shit
I took piano lessons
on Mars
yeah
he do some
1974 shit
where
you say what you did
without saying what you did
like
hey yo Ice
guess you know
I fucking
met this nigga
my man
you know my man
where you saw him at
oh I saw him at the
Apollo
where
where you at the Apollo?
Oh, yeah, I went there for my birthday. Stupid shit like that. Like, he don't want to tell
you, but he fits it in the sentences. Fuck you, nigga. Happy birthday. We love you, nigga.
And you look good, too. Woo. That's a fresh one. That's a fresh one. I knew, bro. He got
that from the website.
The cotton.
Yo, stop touching me. Yo, feel that.
Yo, what's wrong with you, yo?
Can we get a cake for this nigga?
I want to throw cake in his nigga face.
I want to turn up today.
You throw the cake.
Guess what's coming right behind the cake?
Abuse.
An uppercut.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
I'm just happy to see everybody.
That's all.
You got your music queued up?
Some inspiration or something?
Oh, nigga, Russian niggas.
I'm not.
It's his birthday.
He's on time today.
He's on time.
He's ready to go.
I'm not on time.
Stop looking around like you're thinking to say something.
Nigga, we don't.
Yeah.
You know what my man said?
Play it.
It's his birthday.
He call whatever he want.
Time after time, nigga.
Nines.
Nah, not yet.
I'm an intro on this part.
I'm super focused for 2020.
Kyle, this shit is right there.
Stop.
I thought the last thing you would want to talk about
is foot and ankle wear.
Oh!
See, this is why I need my shades.
The little sink bag don't even work without the shades.
All right.
Snowing out here.
We got some snow finally.
We got action.
We got some snow.
It's my first time seeing my neighbors.
I thought some of them cribs was vacant.
Nah, niggas was outside.
I know you did.
There's too many nice cars in that neighborhood.
Ain't no vacancies.
This is a bit I'm doing.
You knew, though.
You just wanted to attach a face to the Lambo.
It's cool, though.
Go ahead.
My bit was more comedy-based, not finance-based.
Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, the nigga was out there snowing.
See, look.
Let's get back into it.
Shoveling.
Shoveling.
Shoveling.
They was out there shoveling.
Don't let him face you.
Don't let him face you.
It's tough.
It's tough.
He's still going.
Set it up.
Set it up nice.
Wait.
So I got in my car, and I turned my windshield thingamajiggy on,
and that just wasn't working.
I'm mad.
How you still?
You shovel?
No.
His back is bad.
He can't bend.
Pause.
Hey, yo.
How you know I can't bend?
How you know?
How you know I can't bend?
How you know I can't bend?
Yo.
Hello, Pepe Le Pew. Nigga, you look crazy. I'll fry you up today. I'll fry you up, then? Now you know I can't bend. So you can bend. Yo. Hello, Pepe Le Pew.
Nigga, you look crazy.
Stop.
I'll fry you up today.
I'll fry you up, nigga.
I look good.
You look like a Hawaiian carpet salesman.
Very Sesame Street.
Very Sesame Street.
You look like Big Bird's pops, nigga.
You're like Oscar the Bird Grouch.
Nigga, I'll fry you up.
Stop.
Oscar the Bird Grouch.
Hey, I ain't going to lie.
The way you put shit together these days when you get money is different.
You try to match the yellow with the hat.
I worked on my pit all week.
All week long.
I worked on my pit.
We saw you.
It's gone.
It's gone.
Y'all win.
What you be saying?
Yo, you a podcaster.
You got to get around it.
So you turned out this year?
Yeah.
You turned out with me for a shirt.
No, no, no, no, please.
I'm going to show you niggas what it's like to be focused.
That's got to focus, man.
Worked on a bit.
He can't think about it.
Yeah, I'm mad at y'all.
I had a punchline.
All right, it's fine.
I've never seen corduroy sweats before.
All right, let's get back to primary. Come on, it's fine. I've never seen corduroy sweats before. Whoa, shoot.
All right, yeah,
let's get back to frying meat.
Come on, what's up?
No, it's good.
Those are corduroy.
That's more like...
You put it together.
It's more like...
Ribbed.
They cashmere?
What type of shoes are those?
Thank you.
Sick of these.
Goose.
Yo, what would I do without you
niggas hit you with the corduroy
niggas hit you with the corduroy
fresh back from shoveling
Buffalo Stadium
those people with the hats
those people in the forest that cut the trees
wear hats like that.
Them niggas was throwing snowballs at the Steelers.
What?
I wanted to throw something too, nigga.
Oh, man.
Yo, I can't wait till we discuss football.
That is so foul.
But if I have to shovel the snow in the stadium,
I'm throwing snowballs.
I'm just helping out. It's snowball. I'm just helping out.
It's happening.
I'm just helping out.
It's happening.
You said you're throwing a snowball.
They have a snowball.
It's a snowball.
The niggas turned around.
There was nothing you could do.
It was mad snow.
What'd you go do?
They didn't run out of snow.
No.
Oh, shit.
They threw a lot of snow at them?
That nigga, the whole stadium was throwing snow.
They didn't.
The stadium couldn't shovel the stadium, so the fans had to. They disrespected whole stadium was throwing snow. They didn't, the stadium couldn't shovel the stadium
so the fans had to go.
They disrespected
all y'all teams.
They did.
No, we not starting
with football.
No, we not.
No, we not.
No, we are not.
So let me get
this bad boy on a go.
I got seven kids.
I'm they daddy now.
I don't like to clean.
I love dirty bitches.
I'll smack the shit out you.
We gon' fight.
I'm a hoe.
I'm a pimp. I'm broke got bread i'm homeless you can live with me my titties hang low i like chocolate
i don't like to cook ramen noodle fuck you win And I brought, and I brought you all my dreams
Yeah, I mean, we all have a real nigga moment together, salute, salute
Shout out to the first and last time listeners, shout out to the hate listeners
Shout out to the ladies, always doing it for the ladies
I woke up from that coma in 2001 About the same time Dre dropped 2001
Three years later the album is done Aftermath presents you with a attitude
I'm a politician, you're a parker Sometimes don't interfere in black shit
We don't need your knowledge, we don't need your truth
They fry a game up over here. She was in all eyes on me.
I watched the death of a dynasty.
So I told Vibe magazine, working with Dr. Dre was a dream.
I had visions of making a classic.
Then my world turned black.
Shout out to wherever you might be listening from.
Shout out to all the subgroups out there.
Everybody shoveling snow right now. What up, what up, what up, what up
It's gon' take more than a bullet in the heart to hold me
Rushin' in this 40 ounce, lettin' the ink from my pen bleed
Cause my nukie king had her, Aaliyah had her
Left eye had her, so I reached out to Kanye and I broke him off my dream Cause I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
I love you
Let it go, let it go
I like to welcome to the stage
The lyrically acclaimed
Come on man
Y'all know this is a New York biased podcast
Big Mel I got you
We ain't gonna keep game on it
I'm not flippin'
I'm not flippin'
Give a warm round of applause
For the notorious
Real niggas only all around the world
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They can't do it, they can't when it's snow outside
Come on man, we here today I'm not that bad. Be what you want, be what you want, be what you want Shout out to all you niggas fucking networking, linking and drinking, building
All that punk shit y'all was on a few years ago, you heard?
Be what you want, be what you want, have what you want, be what you want
Microphone check, one, two two what is this
feeling good feeling great happy to be here
blessed to wake up with breath in our lungs affirmations affirmations for y'all out there
positive vibrations new flippin mal flip and mail. Flip and mail, mail,
mail.
Even though I did find a drop.
I did find a drop for you. I got to see it.
Oh, shit.
I did find a drop for you. I got one.
Hey, yo, nigga.
I got one for you now.
Who am I drop at?
Any week you could go.
You are erratic.
Last week was tough.
But we made it.
It was bad last week, right?
Oh, my God.
It was tough.
You had to see my talk with Ian.
How bad was it?
Thank God I'm up.
We here, though.
You owe me that.
My man.
You my man.
I love you.
Yo, what episode is this?
631.
Welcome to episode 691 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm so happy to be here with y'all today.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored, or lowly favored host, Joe Budden,
here with a few of my nearest and dearest.
To my right.
Come on, man.
What do we got?
To my right.
You may have seen her on Smooth Magazine King Magazine
Eye Candy
Eye Candy, the Step in the Name of Love video
Yeah, she was around them
You may have seen her in movies
Big screen, small screen
You may have seen her in the Knock Yourself Out video.
You may have seen her in the hottest clubs in Canada.
You never know.
You may have seen her in Brooklyn, where all the neo-soul chicks gather around.
You may have seen her in Harlem.
We have the one and only, the one and only Mel Ford, the beautiful, the intelligent, the accountable, the yoga guru.
I do feel like this song is Mel shit though.
The fitness fashionista.
The Pilates princess.
The Pilates princess.
The Pilates princess.
The wig wizard.
Let me hear you out there. Princess the wig wizard Will be waiting If you're lost, you can look and you will find me
Time after time
It's your fault
Yo, yo
Please, fuck
These boots that Mel wears here and everywhere
Flip calling them the time after time nines
It's easily, probably joke of the year for me so far.
Oh, shit.
We have Melissa Ford.
Mel.
What?
That is such an appropriate name for them boots.
The time after times.
What?
Why don't you like my boots?
I love them.
Yo, you are such a Karen.
It's like she's been walking a lot.
I love them.
That's the point.
They're vintage-y
You sure it's not really vintage?
No, they're not
They're not actual vintage
They're vintage
She's not doing the videos
She said fuck it
Let me get these
Anything pertaining to footwear and sockwear
I don't want to have no conversation
That's true
You look amazing
Yeah, yeah
Thank you
Thank you
They're comfortable.
To her right, her brother.
Yo, let me let y'all know, I'm only here for silliness.
I see.
I'm not here for nothing serious.
I'm only here to be a jerk.
We have the amazing big queens,
big flip in the building.
Salute, salute, salute.
Damn, that nigga's
ain't happy to hear it.
That nigga's on pause.
He's still here?
That nigga's just fine.
He's an idiot, yo.
Oh, man.
Shout out to Corey.
He's my only man
to hear it now today.
To his right.
Mmm. Oh, man. Shout out to Corey. He's my only man to head down today. To his right.
Mmm.
What's wrong with you, yo?
Yo, what's wrong with you, yo?
You may have seen him in Newark.
Home Depot.
Lowe's. Wawa.
Wawa. For sure. gas stations all around America.
Might have been on the phone with them for hours.
You seen them at InvestBest.
At the strip club drinking water and Red Bulls.
And lollipops.
Trader Joe's.
All them little white spots.
Cracker Barrel.
Barrel in the cracker.
Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
Whoa.
Oh, my God.
Antoine.
Antoine, what the fuck?
Ladies and gentlemen, Newark's finest, the birthday boy himself.
Fool, son.
It's just here today, man.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Holy shit. Oh, my God. Big my God. Holy shit.
That's an idiot.
Oh my God.
Big Freeze in the building, huh?
Big Freeze.
Huh?
What the fuck they talking about?
Ugg boots.
Okay.
It's cold out.
Poe is here too.
Niggas tried to pull out their boots.
I see what y'all did today.
They trying to take Park Spot, man.
No, we not.
Niggas cold out this motherfucker.
And last but certainly not least,
Big Parks, Big Parks, Big Parks.
Elmira's finest in the building.
You really looking Paul Bunyan-ish.
And you got the little tight beanie on.
Yeah, man. It's cold out.
I hear you. It's cold out.
And to our left,
the man of the plan.
The one that got
money and put things together just because he can.
I didn't need any help
with the...
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm not done.
He upgrades his jewelry
whenever he wants.
And you know who he is.
And you none of us
could front.
That nigga.
Oh, you rhyming.
You a poet?
I'm a poet, yeah.
I might as well do the poetry
because y'all niggas
laughing at me.
It's not me.
Round of applause for...
Round of applause for the boss
who pays the cost,
Joseph Budden.
Yeah, welcome.
You look good.
I feel good.
I feel good.
That's the important part.
Thank you for that.
So happy to be here today. So happy to be here today.
So happy to be here.
And shout out to you fans out there.
Salute, salute, salute.
Peace, love, health, wealth, prosperity.
Shout out to the Patronies out there.
Shout out to the ladies again, just because I see y'all.
You should always be seen and heard.
How y'all feeling?
What's up?
Feeling great.
Feeling great.
Feeling great.
Feeling fantastic. Great, great Feeling great. Feeling fantastic.
Great week.
Snowing outside.
It's about time.
I want to go to Mel's block and make snow angels.
I think you should.
Yes.
Until I come downstairs and make some snow angels.
Just feel youthful again.
I mean, not saying you over.
Sorry.
For me to feel youthful again.
For me.
You're not going to beat the allegations.
Yeah.
Y'all going to bail me out.
They fried your ass up in their spaces.
Oh, they did?
Damn, I haven't been in spaces in a while, man.
They lit, flipped your ass up in their spaces.
Oh, I don't know.
I wasn't looking at the screen.
I was just hearing voices.
But boy, did they fry you up something good.
That made you feel good, right?
No.
It did?
Well, I do like that people have a free space to kick our backs in.
But it never makes me feel good when they start frying y'all up. Or me. It's okay. It did? Well, I do like that people have a free space to kick our backs in, but it never makes me feel good when they start frying y'all up, or me.
It's okay.
It hurts sometimes.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
How's your personal life?
How's your private life, your work life?
How's your spirit?
How's your text inbox, your DMs, the request part two?
How's your fridge looking?
Is it empty in there when you go downstairs for a late night snack? Is there nothing good?
Ran out of Pringles, chocolates,
Kit Kats, Sour Powers.
How we feeling?
Shout out to everybody out there using one-ply
toilet tissue. Shout out
to y'all.
They out there still.
Hand ripped right through.
Now you got the thingamajiggy.
Now you got the thing on your fingers. Now you got the thing on your fingers now you got now you got the thing
on your fingers
now you got the thing
on your fingers
shout out to y'all man
come on
people listening from
all different walks of life
how y'all doing
come on
talk to me
good good
what'd you guys do
with your weekend
holiday weekend
any big plans
it was
it was
you forgot MLK
MLK day
MLK day
you didn't even
acknowledge MLK we know Jonathan Mayall niggas are just in your own universes, huh? Yeah. You didn't even acknowledge MLK.
We know Jonathan May just threw a party that day.
Did he?
No, I'm just being sarcastic.
No, he been showing off Coretta.
You know I work, dog.
I don't, you know what I'm saying?
I get to it.
Yeah, we got such a great show lined up for y'all today, man.
A doozy.
A doozy.
We can get to it.
If we all watched in real life, we shouldn't let y'all know about it so readily.
I was just watching football all weekend, so that was the extent of my excitement.
And it wasn't very exciting because we lost.
But we'll get to that later.
Same, too.
I mean.
And I was having a little tiff with my girl.
I feel good to do that when the football is on.
Oh, it's easy.
Oh, man.
That's easy.
It's the best time to do it.
That's an easy fight.
Oh, you want to fight now?
Okay.
All right.
You ain't going to call?
It's three days of football now.
Once they flex that game on Monday?
Oh, shit.
And Valentine's Day next month.
How long you want to play it?
I got 20 days in me.
Let's start the fight.
Who going to fold first?
I was wrong.
Wait, how long did it take you to admit it?
She can't wait for Valentine's Day.
I was wrong.
Okay.
Then she can't wait. Oh, no, I didn't admit it. Oh, She can't wait for Valentine's Day. I was wrong. Okay. Then she can't wait.
Oh, no, I didn't admit it.
Oh, okay.
You crazy?
I go down.
I go down.
You ain't just doing that.
We're going to give it a few days first.
I go down.
What does that mean?
I go down with a fight.
I pick all other options first.
Get defensive, get loud, run.
Reverse card.
I'm sure he threw a couple of first cards.
Everything else first.
That try to flip it card is usually the one. Yeah, I do.
That one normally works.
I tried it.
I tried it.
Oh, you really?
Yeah, you was dead to rights.
Yeah, it was wrong.
But none of it worked.
It was wrong.
Oh, so she happy for Valentine's Day coming up there?
Oh, yeah.
Because this is like your apology.
She listens to the pause, so she know you're going to acknowledge it.
No, we good.
I don't mind.
Keno, I don't use the airwaves to make sure my shit is straight at home we good shout out to you hey chad's keno don't want me
under the bus good and shout out to keno and i don't want to throw nobody under the bus in 2024
stop it i'm taking the underparks for sure i'm not doing it we are we are so zen like
nigga might have upgraded to a train. Left the buses home.
I'm taking a page out of Big H's book.
Oh, thank you.
Told you, inspiration for me, dog.
OG.
You are OG.
That's OG.
Like, you an important... That's cool.
Yo, I'm with you, dog.
What we got?
Wherever y'all want to start.
A lot of shit happened.
This Mosin Drake shit was hilarious.
That was the highlight of my weekend.
I'll be completely honest
with you.
I watched that interview
and then I got real high
and went to the store
hungry.
And started thinking
about the song?
At the grocery store
which is a terrible
Wait, did you go to Target?
No, no, I didn't go to Target.
There's no Target right by me.
So I went to the grocery store
high and hungry
which is just
the worst idea ever.
But as soon as I walked in
You saw him. This store has everything! hungry, which is just the worst idea ever. But as soon as I walked in. Your song.
This store has everything.
Anything you need.
And there were so many skills in there.
So many skills.
Oh, man.
Is Drake hip hop?
Drake is pop to me.
In the sense that if I was in Target in Houston and I heard a Drake song, it feels like a
lot of his music is compatible with shopping.
Or it's shopping with an edge in certain instances.
Fair.
I like Drake's music, but I understand exactly what you're saying.
Of course.
I get it.
It's commercial, entertaining, fun, good, formulaic music.
It's likable.
Likable music, yeah.
It's likable.
It's likable.
Your most is hilarious.
Hilarious.
What is it?
I'm going to leave you alone.
We're going to move.
There we go. We're going to leave you alone.
We're going to move on.
There we go.
She came out.
She did.
She came out.
But at this point, he's laughing uncontrollably.
So many products.
So many SKUs.
So many SKUs.
Look at all these SKUs.
So much merchandising.
So many barcodes.
I love this mall.
Look at this place. I mall. Look at this place.
I mean, look at this place.
They have everything.
Everything's here.
Everything here.
This is great.
This is a new drink.
You hear it?
It's great.
New Joe Biden.
Okay.
What happens when this thing collapses?
Uh-oh. What happens? Now thing collapses? Uh-oh.
What happens when the columns start buckling?
When it all falls down.
Are we not in some early stage of that at this present hour?
Are we seeing the collapse of the empire?
Buying and selling, where's the message that I can use?
Right. You know, what's in it for your audience apart from like banging the pom-poms?
Like is Drake hip-hop?
That's hilarious.
That shit was great.
That's hilarious.
Salute to creative hate, man.
I'm about to say, and it's hate.
It's hate, but it's hilarious hate.
So that's a win for me.
As a consumer of content.
I love that 2024 is about finding creative ways to hate.
Why do you guys classify that as hate?
Step on my shirt.
Go ahead.
Sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
No, please.
No, go ahead.
Stepped right on him with the time after time.
I think I'm getting the flow of today.
Go ahead. I don't even remember what I was saying
Please
No, I was literally asking a question
Because, I mean, you said it
You said it
And then you were saying it
Saying what?
That it's hate
Oh, it's hate
It's definitely hate
Criticizing and making fun
Drake is hip-hop
And this is hate
Yeah
But I'm with
I'm with incentivized hate
I'm with incentivized hate.
I'm with incentivized hate.
Common is most is man.
Mm-hmm.
What else needs to be said?
Got it. I saw also some screenshots of an Instagram post or something where he said something about-
Where he said something slick about most deaf.
I'm not trying to impress most deaf or some shit along those lines.
Okay.
Yeah, you and all your most deaf fans
that's what he
the head of the most deaf fan club
he does that
where he takes these digs at
like the lyrical miracle
guys but he came up on the lyrical
miracle guys so I mean it's like
a I can't say what it is cause
I'll be attacked for the next month
but you see where I'm going with that
so this is incentivized
tape
it is
you got the whole
club
fucking
singing along
to stay scheming
that was my favorite
New Year's Eve record
this year
the whole club
singing word for word
how you think
I'm supposed to respond
if you start asking me
about Drake
and you did that
to my man Common
that's one that's a good one. Two,
in this part, I guess you had to be outside for
Raucous was the antithesis of
everything that was happening creatively in music.
Commercially in music. Yeah, commercially. That's what I'm saying.
Raucous was the...
Well, creatively, too.
Raucous was like an embodiment of the roots, what they do.
Like, they wasn't trying to be y'all.
They was trying to say something.
They were anti.
It was anti, yeah.
Yeah, that's what the whole shit was built on.
So if you listen to this and understand the end part of what he's saying,
I mean, it's true to form for him.
Cool. end part of what he's saying. I mean, it's true to form for him. Go on.
Now, I also don't believe that he said anything wrong.
I don't take anything that he said as a diss.
Drake is that.
The diss part comes because you know how niggas feel about people that they think are that.
Tonality. The people that come from that they think are that. Tonality.
The people that come from, no, not even the tonality.
You know how a lot of the emcees feel about this.
DMX expressed it.
He's expressed it.
People have expressed this before.
And Drake has always responded.
He's never felt good about that.
It's hate.
It's hate.
It's hate.
But it's good hate. It's hate. But it's good hate.
It's good hate.
It's good hate.
That was the context
that I was just saying.
And it makes sense.
And it could be
truth in the hate.
It could be truth in the hate.
The best thing
that has truth in it.
You can't say
he ain't hip-hop, though.
I didn't say that.
Oh, no, I'm saying he did.
He didn't say it either, really.
He said he's pop.
But he didn't say
whether he was or was not hip-hop.
But he didn't acknowledge it. They asked him a direct question. And he didn't answer it. Yeah, that's true. But he didn't say whether he was or was not hip-hop. But he didn't acknowledge it.
They asked him a direct question.
And he didn't answer it.
Yeah, that's true.
He made jokes.
He deflected.
He did.
He answered the question by answering something completely different.
Even that deflection was hate.
If I say, yo, are you hip-hop?
No, if I say it's Ice Black and you say Ice is white, you answered it.
So when she said, is Drake hip-hop?
No, that's different. He said Drake's pop. But hip-hop can exist so when she said is drake hip-hop that's different he
said drake's pop but pop can hip-hop can exist in pop and pop can exist in hip-hop true and does
it does so it was an indirect answer he didn't directly say no he is not hip-hop gotcha he was
just saying you're a different type of hip-hop that's kind of what he was getting at but it ain't
even so so deep for me a lot of the a lot
of these niggas that's like mcs they just don't fuck with y'all but do you think it comes from a
place of a lot of the mc dudes look at a lot they can they could they do what you do so they could
just see through some of the shit that other people can't see and they think that shit is
goofy they you know they think y'all are goofs.
I think they look at it.
They're doing it for different reasons.
That's why.
A lot of the hip hop, like those types, are doing this for the love of the sport, the love of the game.
The arts. I want to be the best.
And a lot of these other niggas are trying to get rich.
And they want to be the best at something totally different.
In my opinion, how I received this, it's a little deeper
than the competitive aspect
of emceeing.
No, no, no, no.
That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying,
like a most deaf in them,
when they rap,
they are emcees.
And they're looking at anybody
that's not rapping
to try to be the best emcee
as something different.
I think it is deeper than that too.
What I'm saying to you,
I received that.
Deeper than that is the foundation of emceeing and why it began yes and that's what i think they focus on so when he gets to his consumerism point and i don't even know if he was when he
talked about the pillars falling and it don't matter because it still applies i don't know if he was when he talked about the pillars falling and it don't matter because it still applies i don't know if he's talking music business or the world i think he means all of it
but they both consumers they both apply it applies to both so when he started talking about that type
of hip-hop like what y'all what that is what he's asking is what are you going to do when the purge comes like who's going
to do what you niggas that's just making slaps for to dance and uh for whatever self-serving
shit you got going on cool but when the real shit come who's going to say something who's going to
take action who's going to protest who's going to not take the money who's going to say something? Who's going to take action? Who's going to protest?
Who's going to not take the money?
Who's going to try to build something for the betterment of the people after us?
That's what I received from what he was saying.
The slaps is cool.
But then what?
And not enough musicians take that.
He's speaking from the standpoint of like a purist kind of mentality.
But I think, this is my opinion, I think that we all turn out to, we all initially start as purists.
So I think even- I don't know if I agree.
Not everybody.
Especially not today.
Not today.
You're right.
But I would say that when Drake started off in hip-hop i think drake was
so now when i become successful and i transcend this one demo and i start reaching the masses
i'm trying to appeal to all of my fans not just this one small pocket of fans where i started out
i evolved what hope said truthfully I want to rhyme like common sense.
But I did 5-0 and I ain't been
rhyming like common sense. I hate Hove
being introduced to this because Hove is
the antithesis of this. I disagree.
I totally disagree with that. Hove
at every turn
outside of music
shows you who he is
by how he shows up for other
entertainers,
other rappers, his philanthropy.
Oh, no, I was in the music.
I was in the music, though. Because even then, he got to the music.
It took him to another point that allowed him to now do these things.
He went commercial, too.
Yeah, but even in the music, even on the albums that he went commercial,
Volume 1 and Volume 2 specifically,
he still had Preem and Mark the 45 King and Eric Sermon
and people like that producing and making hip-hop records on records that had commercial records.
And his Alicia Keys record was his first record to crack number one.
So, I mean, Hard Knock Life ain't going to go number one?
No.
Really?
Well, we have to check that.
But I know when Empire State came out, they said this is his first number one record.
Single, I'm sure, yeah.
Why Not Life is a single.
But another thing, back to the most deaf in the period.
I don't know if Hov is even accepted mainstream.
I'm sorry, Ice, but off of what you were saying, I'm sorry.
I'm stepping on your shit.
I don't even know how accepted Hov is in the mainstream without Marion B.
That's possible.
That's a good point.
I agree.
But go ahead.
That's a great point.
No, I'm just saying, back to the purist, those like the most deaf,
speaking of what hip hop was built on and everything.
The part that they get stuck there.
Sure.
A lot of people, excuse me, sorry.
A lot of people forget the part where hip hop can evolve.
Yeah, when y'all started hip hop, it was in the park.
Empire State of Mind was in fact his first number one.
Hip hop is a global thing now.
It ain't just in the park no more.
So it's people that ain't never been where hip hop started started in those type of environments they can't relate to that they've never been there
but they are a part of hip-hop because they it's reached way beyond where it started true at no
point am i saying drake is not hip-hop no no i'm just saying to the people that only focus on
where it started and the element of in the beginning is to ignore the evolution
of what hip hop is today.
That's what I'm talking about.
And a lot of people
get stuck
in that particular mindset
where it's
this is where it came from.
Okay, cool.
That's where it came from.
But we talking about
where it's at now.
That's true.
It can't stay there
to get here today.
That may be valid
but I don't think
that is the basis
of Moses' argument.
I'm saying a lot of those purists tend to, once that, once somebody gets to, hold on,
let me just finish real fast.
Go ahead.
Once any of these acts that become super successful on the commercial side and cross over to pop
slash hip hop, which is what you got to do to get to that level, those purists always
tend to paint that same argument at them.
That's true.
Every single time.
It's like you're a sellout.
You did this.
Hip hop ain't that.
Well, guess what?
It isn't.
That's a myth.
It's happening.
That's a myth because you've never heard them do that to Kendrick.
You have not heard one OG do that to Kendrick Lamar.
There's a reason for that.
You have not heard one OG outside of nas when jay
cole let nas down you've not heard one mc make any claim like this against them there's a reason for
that is kendrick doing number one numbers in crossover pop numbers like drake i'm not checking
no he's not i'll answer the question he's not to that level i'm talking about that level
doing numbers like drake so what happens is to get to that level,
you have to expand outside of just hip hop.
You have to appeal to a wider audience.
So it makes him the easy target to shoot at every time
because none of y'all have done it.
That's true.
And I think that's some jealousy.
That's a scapegoat.
This is a fact.
That escapes the point of who's going to do what
when it comes down to it.
Kendrick, that answers your question. There you go. We's going to do what when it comes down to it. Kendrick didn't answer your question.
There you go.
We got people to do that.
And that is why I think Kendrick skips those those skips those accusations.
It's two part.
It's because of that.
And like I said, we've seen that.
We've seen these niggas do it.
We've seen Cole get up and go to wherever the thick of it is with a marching after black people get murdered and walk amongst the people. We've seen Cole get up and go to wherever the thick of it is where they're marching after black people get murdered and walk amongst the people.
We've seen it.
Yes.
100%.
I think that is.
But Cole hasn't reached commercial success like Drake.
Nobody has.
But that's what his point is.
I agree with you.
Drake starts at a purist.
But at some point, back to the Cat Williams interview, you get an opportunity to either walk in this room right here or not.
And that that is what I hear from him.
So when they start talking about the war over there between them and why he's not saying nothing, that's what that's what he's getting to.
If you're going to skip the basis and foundation and all the elements of hip
hop cool but just know there is a line drawn between y'all that do that and the emcees that
do that oh and it's not just based on sales and finances i think the person that knows is based
on having spine and balls i think i think the person that gets to that line and makes the
decision to walk over there sleeps well over there.
They fine with that.
Drake mattress is expensive.
I know.
I'm just saying.
It's not a knock to him.
He don't lose sleep until one of the niggas like this highlight this.
And every time they do, he tuck his tail.
Every time somebody hit him hard, gut punch, any one of the MCs,
he tucks his tail.
Tuck his tail as in what?
Because he replied the most.
He replied.
You thought that was like a tail-tucking kind of response?
What do you want me to do, jump on the record?
He probably going to do that too.
What do you reply as in?
Or what if it's-
I'm not worried about it.
But look, and we're in the today, where nowadays, if I hear or read something about me, I have
to reply today immediately that's what they
got the black screen for that's what they got the instagram yeah but this ain't this ain't the night
all that shit is cool but the reply is internal too many niggas focused on fucking clips and reels
and what we saying to instagram commenters the reply to what most is saying is done inside of
you when you go to bed at night, just
the voice that you hear alone, nobody even
got to know. That's
the reply. Who cares what he got to say
publicly about this? He's
him already.
Pop star, rapper, whatever
you want to call it, that path is carved.
Most is also
him now in the path that he carved.
Correct.
True.
Which is why his reply was,
Drake's reply was,
because when you're dealing with one of them who just is solid in the spine,
it's only but so much you could say.
It wasn't,
the reply wasn't antagonistic.
It was like,
You can't antagonize most death.
You can't.
I have a question.
You don't give a fuck about none of this shit. You can't do it. He seriously does not. I have a question. He don't give a fuck about none of this shit.
You can't do it.
He seriously does not.
I have a question.
Do you think that as times change, the big artists, they are not humanitarians anymore?
Because back in the days when Michael was big and all, they was outside.
They was fighting for humanity.
All the rock stars or even some of the hip hop stars in the early days, they was on the front lines.
So do you think it's today,
that the times has changed,
that people don't want to take on that?
Yes, I think that people are making too much money
to get political.
Michael was making a lot of money singing
Heal the World and Walk With Them Niggas.
Michael Jackson was different, though.
But I also don't think he was making Drake money,
to be clear.
What?
You said what?
Drake is like a multi-billionaire.
I'm not sure that Mike hit that status.
I could be wrong.
I could be wrong.
Michael Jackson was making the equivalent to Drake money.
Maybe.
Maybe.
You know what I'm saying?
Like 80s and 2020.
It's 40 years different, so inflation and all that shit.
Yeah, okay, maybe so.
Michael Jackson was him.
No, no quite.
Listen, I'm not.
I'm saying that the music business is shitty, and he was probably getting bad splits because
he's been signed since he was nine years old.
No, but wait.
Also, his outside deals and shit like that,
like the catalogs that he owned and stuff like that.
So that added to his life.
I don't want y'all to get caught on this point
because there's deeper shit at play here.
I love y'all Michael Jackson example,
especially in what we're talking about right now.
Great example.
Michael Jackson is the person to kick in the door.
Yes.
True.
To make dynamic changes across the board.
For everybody.
For everyone.
True.
And after him, we have Rick James, Prince, Whitney, Luther,
and fucking Lionel Richie.
To change the rest of music after them
is what I think most is saying.
To your point,
if the game is full of Yaseens,
we probably have some changes
in how contracts are formed.
Artist rights.
I agree
all across the board
from record sales
to fucking publishing
to touring
to licensing
to syncing
I think they both need it
I think they are both
well that's why
it's better to do this
like
there's no point
in trying to diss Drake
cause he's a better asset
than he is a foe
true
I think they both need it because I think you need the Drakes to just show how valuable we are There's no point in trying to diss Drake because he's a better asset than he is a foe. True. True.
I think they both need it because I think you need the Drakes to just show how valuable we are.
I think you need the Drakes to show how powerful we can potentially be.
If you only have the Moses, then they're looking at you like, yo, dog, you not worth.
I don't have to do what.
You know what I mean?
You not like the Drake's coming out.
A little more juice.
You know the problem, though?
You need a most.
Team.
You need a most to be able to show that you can do it without the machine, the system.
That's what you need.
Because now what will happen is you get a bunch of mosts.
And then you look at
the drakes and say yeah but getting down with the machine gets you this yeah and a lot of people are
going to choose that path because they're going to say i want to walk that way yeah yeah but the
machine version of most would be conya so you could still kind of offspring your way to that
stratosphere by your backbone it That's a great point.
But one could argue that
pre-last four or five years
Kanye, you could say
he was a draker.
No.
To me? Kanye was?
No.
In a political way.
Like, Moses talking about politics.
He's not really talking about music.
So before Kanye's last four years, four or five years.
He went on MTV and said George Bush don't care about black people.
And?
He was on the front line.
And he also made a bunch of records kind of saying that same shit.
That is true.
He did.
Okay.
I think
when your
public life starts to not
reflect the shit that's in your music,
now what?
Then people start to look at you like that.
Kanye's in Target.
Kanye has transcended...
That's what I'm saying.
So Kanye's music has transcended this little one pocket of hip hop in the Bronx.
He's in Target.
He's in Foot Locker.
He's more music too.
Yeah, but I think to Joe's point earlier about what you do with it,
Kanye has kind of always stood on certain principles in terms of politics,
in terms of a bunch of shit anything he speaks his mind
oh he does i would agree with that he speaks his mind but you can't say he's on
yeah it's relative so like joe said like with drake is it's going to be internal
do you go ahead do you think that if he does speak out or take a stance that it will affect
him in any way yes absolutely you
are aligned with too many brands you are aligned with can't i don't think you have your own voice
i think that he's overthinking i think that he may think it would affect him i think that he'll
come to a point and hopefully he'll come to a point where he realizes that lebron lebron is
bigger than the nba so lebrron could literally get on TV and say anything
he wants to say and the NBA can do
absolutely nothing about it.
And has.
So I think that Drake may not
understand that he can do the same thing.
That's a good point.
Corey said he's not American, which is a valid
point. That's a great point.
That's a good point.
So I think that we just don't necessarily know sometimes what these people are doing.
Drake might be giving millions and millions and millions of dollars to people in Canada
and just don't want the props.
Drake might be helping whoever.
We don't know.
You get what I'm saying?
Like nowadays, everybody is not the public philanthropist.
But sometimes it's good to see it, though.
It's motivational to see it.
Sometimes showing that stance and you feel the way.
When you don't know, you leave the room for the great.
I agree with that.
And you inspire people under you to do the same thing.
Yes, yes, of course.
I agree with that.
He could be, you know, that.
Like Jay-Z and Beyonce,
you and them be doing a bunch of shit.
And if somebody don't tell,
they never going to say a word.
They be doing mad shit.
They be doing mad shit.
They be doing mad shit.
They be doing mad shit. They be doing mad shit. Other people coming forward telling that shit. they never gonna say a word they better not anybody that get picked up in a protest
paying for lawyer fees
but Jay still on the front line
would help
some people see through
some of that shit though
that's true
that's exactly the point
that I was trying to make
early about
seeing through some shit
people in that ballpark
of most
can see when someone
is attempting to appeal to anyone in the world
so if you were doing those things those people would assume that they would be front-facing
so if they're not you leave the gray area you leave the room for those people to say
you're not doing a fuck you're not doing a fucking thing and not that i'm saying he has to
but it is highlighted that when it's your turn to stand next to mike myers and address the president
on a fox broadcast that would say something where there's a script what are you gonna do yeah yeah
that's just all i'm getting from from the most and especially today are you going after what we saw
with kanye i don't know if a lot of people will do that
if Kanye didn't have
some mental health shit going on
then he may see different results
it's true
now if Kanye don't have those same
alleged mental health
things do you think he goes
out on a limb that far left
yeah he's been doing it
it's in the DNA of some people when his's been doing it's in the dna of some
people when his mom was alive he was no it's definitely in the dna of some people yo but
let's take it on a smaller level let's take it let's take it to a nigga a hood level okay don't
it feel good when you out to know that if the fight break out the people that you with will swing. In the simplest of nigga terms.
Stay there.
But when you start
alienating them niggas,
that looks different.
Thanks, man.
So,
the relationships that you...
Let me reverse that. The relationships that you
build with your niggas come from the park.
We play basketball in the park.
Nigga, you had 85 cent.
I had 60 cent.
A bunch, the two of us, we're going to get two quarter juices, a big bag of potato chips, and a Snickers.
And we're going to split that.
We're going to bust that down.
We're going to get the turkey and cheese, cut it in half, cut the slice of pizza in half with a two liter soda.
All of that shit comes from the knee high up.
DeSoto all of that shit comes from uh uh from the knee high up when you start talking about people like Kanye West we don't necessarily have that sandbox relationship so you don't really have
no niggas going to the club with you that's going swing I don't give a fuck what your principles are
we haven't built that up so that's why he's standing on his own over there he's not looking
for camaraderie though he never has been has been. Like, he looks at him.
He looks at himself as a leader.
Who are you talking about right now?
Kanye.
A thousand percent.
He is never,
he's not looking for anybody
to join his cause.
He doesn't give a fuck
if you do or if you don't.
He is doing what he wants to do.
That's just him.
I think that's four years, Kanye.
I think the older Kanye
pre-four years was starving for validation from the outside. Starving. In some aspects, I agree. that's just him I think that's four years Kanye I think the older Kanye pre four years
was starving for
validation from the
outside
starving
in some aspects
I agree
starving
in some aspects
I agree
but at the same time
in a lot of aspects
he was
like she said
a leader
a trailblazer
album one
album one
trailblazer
yeah no question
but I think that
Kanye had pivoted
into some other shit
he did
he did around the
I guess we would put it around the Kim era.
And success does that.
It's not a Kanye talk.
True.
No, I'm just saying.
No, success does that, even with Drake.
I think we said Drake started off spitting that shit.
But once your audience grows, now you have other fans that you have to.
I can't just.
You can't say, yo, the fan that was down from the hood is more valuable potentially than
the fan in Australia.
Bro, leave it on Drake. We saw you know what is it with every album
that come out we just want to hear rapping we just want to hear rapping I'm
not even talking about the messages or nothing like that we want to hear rap in
Drake he does the scary I was three loves version and number at them records
ain't hit like like a normal Drake project what none of them did they didn't
chart properly it didn't he didn't see the reaction and it's like all right I gave it to y'all and now look I gave you six straight rapping
joints you don't look at me I think this is a crock of shit I think I have continuously stated
not ice but no this point yeah because my response is that whole Drake shit that went on back then, who cares about the music?
My point wasn't music-based.
My point was, dictate.
Take your power, take your influence, take your money, take your love for this shit, and dictate.
And what he did was the same thing he always does.
Get reactive. He did. So, we say always does. Great point. Get reactive.
He did.
So we say there's no rapping.
Now you rapping.
Too powerful for that.
Sure.
I agree with that.
And I disagree for a different reason.
I think that when he did the rapping-only album,
he did it in a way that, of course,
that wasn't going to be commercially successful.
Some of our favorite rap songs of all time
with elite-level rapping were still formulated
like a pop song.
There was still a hook
and a,
you know,
something happening.
These records,
he just rapped
straight through them
for five minutes.
He used to do it.
He did.
He used to do that though.
Yeah.
He used to do it.
It's unfair to say
that the scary hours
didn't work
because he was rapping well.
That's not true.
It didn't work
because there was no,
there was nothing
to grab onto
except for saying,
oh, he rapped well
he rushed some
dope raps
over some dope beats
and the marriage
wasn't
it was dope
but it wasn't
it's not gonna sell
because there was no hooks
it wasn't started
from the bottom
yeah exactly
it wasn't
it wasn't any
rap song
it was just rapping
it was I'm rapping
to shut you niggas up
like me
who say
ain't enough rapping yeah but you missing the deeper shut you niggas up like me who say ain't enough rapping.
Yeah, but you missing the deeper points that niggas are making.
I want you on the dictate part.
That dictate point is profound.
But again, I go dictate.
Okay, cool.
Let me go do the Ibiza album as y'all.
That's still not him dictating.
How is that?
I am one of the big, if not the biggest.
Still not him dictating.
I'm going gonna step way
out on the legs every turn you're appealing at every turn you know that the fuck dog dog you you
are you you know what the world sound is so when you go somewhere and hear this shit pop when you
go to abiza and hear what's going on and bring it back over yes not you dictating when you go to london and hear what's going on over here and now bring it back and you
pop and when you go to jamaica and do that we've seen them do it so it's not it's still just not
dictating please don't take this as a drake ran i'm off of that for 2024 you're right but i'll
go with that that's only the maybe i'm saying dictate most is is saying, what are you going to do?
Well, I think we have the answer.
What I've been doing.
I've been showing you since I've become successful
what I'm going to do.
What do y'all think
of Drake's response?
I haven't seen it.
He posted a Method Man clip.
I got it here.
He posted a Method Man clip
of him talking about
what hip hop is.
Yeah.
And his caption was... it's the clothes.
It's the culture.
It's, you know, all that shit.
But his caption was, what did Umi say?
Referencing Umi says, of course.
He says, don't switch up now.
Let me shine my light on the world. We talk.
We walk.
Break dancing.
Rhymes. Stage up. break dancing rhymes stage
listen
I thought that his text
was more prevalent than
the method man
over the
text of if you just know
if you know Umi says which I know
Drake knows it because Drake it is
or was that purist
then yeah what a way to
put a reverse card down and say listen dog you this you said this yourself so why why am i not
allowed to shine my light on the world in the manner that i see fit i agree i think just when
you become we could move forward but i just think when you become that big, yo, it's a real hard thing to just keep coming out with new shit.
Like that dictatorship that you're saying, it's very few niggas that just keep coming with something fresh, something new, and just making the culture shift wherever they go.
You get what I'm saying?
It's very few people that have done it.
But he did that for a long time.
He did.
So I just think that it's hard, yo.
I think he's damned if he do and he damned if he don't. He is. Maybe. That's when you reach that level. That's exactly what happened. I think that for a long time. He did. So I just think that it's hard, yo. I think he's damned if he do and he's damned if he don't.
He is.
Maybe.
That's when you reach that level.
That's exactly what happened.
I think that's what it is.
For sure.
And creatively, he tried to do some shit.
Some niggas going to kill him.
Some niggas going to like it.
That's life.
Yeah.
I'm just thinking when you get to that, he's at the pinnacle by himself.
For sure.
I just think that he's damned if he do and he's damned if he don't.
Unfortunately. Well, fortunately for him, he a billionaire. I want think that he damned if he doing, he's damned if he don't. Unfortunately.
Well, fortunately for him, he a billionaire.
I want to see his whole interview. I was cracking up.
I was here for the laughs.
You know what I mean?
That shit was funny.
That's a funny way to diss someone.
And most is intelligent.
He witty.
Yeah.
Nigga compared Drake to the Roman Empire
like yo
I wanna play
some of these
some of these other clips
because
I think he was talking
about America too
he was
this becomes another
kind of Unilever product
consumer packaged good
consumer packaged good
CPG yeah
CPG or
or the soundtrack
to
to
consumption the exercise of consumption, which fills and solves nothing.
Because it's designed to do that.
It's designed to leave you feeling emptier than when you began.
And that is just the facts.
Now, if somebody engages in that and they get a big mansion and a tiger and, you know, Falcons as a result.
OK, so what? That's not the measure of anybody valuable.
Dog, I mean, you don't leave much room for the confusion.
Drake fans, this wasn't the time for y'all to reply with the chart-topping success.
This conversation is not rooted in that if you're listening to him.
He goes on.
You know, we've never had floor seats to this.
You know?
The situation in the Congo is dire.
The situation in Sudan is gross.
You know, like this thing of like normalizing this type of barbarity and making children subject to it. And when you read the record of history, how like this is par for the course, you know, this is par for the course for what they do what is known as the United States of America is a colonial
settler project almost like inherently the Massachusetts Bay Colony all these
these were corporate concerns that were charged go smoking chartered funded to
conquer the new world yeah Yeah, manifest destiny.
Already been there.
I'm so glad she understood that.
For the sake of the crown, the cross, the king,
and so on and so on and so on and so on and so on.
And they paved over it and built a parking lot
and put a mall on top and everybody just blithely goes their way.
He took his deep example for with them all some time
now when working is a very loosely defined term nonetheless that's the king
but what's the crown to the clouds
yeah come on come on yeah we go the Hopi chief said famously and one of his exchanges he said we were told that America was the thing that we would see
come and go mmm so this idea of permanence of via brute force it's just
not historically supported and if you doubt
it wouldn't you go to any Museum of Antiquity and see what all of the thuggin
gets the thugs it comes to an end it does a messy and it's never to their
benefit so I guess everybody who sells dope is like, nah, I see, but what I'm going to do, it's like, okay, well, you know, the dope game is cursed and so is the dope.
So good luck with that.
Now there's, there's people who oppose at every level.
There are people who are in the active, like hand to hand struggle.
And that's, each one is called for what they are called for.
But for people that are not called to actually having
to fight in that way, then support
the advancement of humanity
and the advancement of the cosmic situation
that every human being is to destroy it
and to uh to rob it of um i think you're good as vitality
even to attempt to do it is is is a grave disorder there will be punished and the reckoning is not already not not only
coming it is here from ends that the oppressor does not yet perceive and the
last ones to know by the time that they realize that's already too late so I
know it's heartbreaking you should be heartbroken that means your heart is
working it's distressing that means it's you are you are saying you are
functioning individual if you are uncomfortable and you're maladjusted to
a sick society it means that you are healthy I am mourning for all of us but
also I'm you know I I didn't get bombed today right literally but figuratively we're
all getting carpet bombs even the carpet bombers that's the facts nonetheless will remain he talked and I'm not just
talking about in flesh and blood but in spirit who will remain 20 and 50 years
from now what will people say of the people of Gaza or Philistine that they
are not saying today or that they say with bated breath
but that they're afraid to say or let alone what people say what did the
angels say I mean about what we do well I believe you I believe you guys not
interested in our misery. This is a challenging time.
They think he was talking about me.
A lot of that shit
we just talked about. There wasn't no hate.
Even though it sometimes feels
very
attractive and sensible.
I'm cutting him off.
I'm cutting him off.
If you haven't seen the interview,
I'm looking for that interview.
That wasn't hate at all
what he was doing to Drake
he wasn't even
that is diminishing
that shit
way too much
to call it
yeah
I don't want to take
the scapegoat
with the easy
view
because we dealing
with minds
that
it's not
these are different minds
this is why
people like
most
don't do interviews don't often, only speak to certain people.
They it's different. This is kind of like a continuation.
He did a few weeks ago. He had a diatribe on like his live or something like that where he was talking about the, you know, conflict happening in the Middle East right now with, you know, in Gaza. And
he was basically saying, like, if you do not use, you know, your platform to speak up,
we are not of the same ilk. I don't fuck with you. You know what I'm saying? We cannot witness
what we are witnessing. We are witnessing a genocide. We can't witness the terrors that we're
that we're seeing and still act like we are asleep at the wheel you know what I'm saying so
this sounds like it was a continuation of that I would love to ask him because I hear a lot of that
people say oh you speak up say something say something the problem that personally that I've
been having is when you try to look to see what's going on it's so much misinformation and you don't
really know what the hell is going on so and then if somebody comes out and says yo everybody should stop killing
each other that's a problematic statement today mm-hmm so it's like most
people are looking at it as okay I don't know enough and I don't know how to find
out enough I'm gonna shut up even if I say something that's just your art like
damn prayers to everybody over there that's a problem mm-hmm all right then I'll then we should recognize those of you that choose and opt to shut the
fuck up most definitely think those people should be in the same VIP section
we are seeing true it's a good one that's true this is not a conversation
for the stands this is stands could shut the fuck up in this one. Yeah, this wasn't even,
most don't even have Wi-Fi, yo.
Y'all can save, y'all can save
being in the woods somewhere.
Y'all can save
all of that chitter chatter
about record sales
and charts and singles.
Drake is him.
Just all of that shiny shit
don't really matter
when you talking to him.
Yeah, I mean,
it's just a different life.
You know what I'm saying?
This nigga's 50 years old. Drake is what, 30 something? Mm-, it's just a different life. You know what I'm saying? This nigga's 50 years old.
Drake is what, 30 something?
Mm-hmm.
It's a different thing.
37.
Let's not say 30 something.
I ain't know.
Exactly.
37.
Song?
Nah, it's fire.
Fire.
Like, I just think
you could go get
another 55 year old
that ain't Drake
that he's talking
rings around him
yeah
you go get a 60 year old
that's worldly
he's talking rings
around him
yeah
shout out to Mo
shout out to Mo
shout out to Drake
I can't
it was entertaining
it was entertaining
I'm gonna be laughing
about that
the skews got me I'm gonna be laughing about that. The skews got me.
I'll be laughing about the skews for a long time.
That's hilarious.
I just don't see how you can beef with that part.
You know you make target slaps also.
See, I'm not saying that to diminish you.
That's a skill.
It is.
Plenty of lyrical miracle niggas done went in there
and tried to make a just hold on, we're going home,
and it didn't work out that way.
So, yeah. And a lot of them know they did and then shoot at the nigga that did but God's plan wasn't for nobody but Target she's like you you could see you
know there's some validity to what he's saying because you could hear a Target
record like fans are savvy enough today to even hear the record and be like oh
okay and I'm not gonna take this opportunity to say that I was right Target record. Like fans are savvy enough today to even hear the record and be like, oh, okay.
I do know what that one is.
And I'm not going to take
this opportunity to say
that I was right about
that Drake and Sexy Red record.
I know y'all tried to say
y'all was right
because it was slapping
for a little bit.
It's gone, yo.
It's gone.
But anyway,
what we got?
What we got?
What we got?
Shake that ass for Drake. Shake that ass for drink.
Shake that ass for me.
That shit ain't do nothing but help a scissor set get lit for three minutes.
Yeah.
Yo, man.
That's all it did.
Let's scissor shake some ass for a second.
It didn't work because she had to sit because she's pregnant and we're going to, you know.
The second them niggas stop spending money on that record, I don't care what they're doing at them HBCUs, it's over.
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Ish, you had Dallas winning.
By more than 20.
By 20.
20.
It's complete just...
I'm coming.
I'm coming.
I think it's probably the worst loss in Cowboy history.
What was the score?
A lot to a little bit.
The score didn't matter.
We didn't lose by much.
But the way the game was played was just catastrophic.
I don't know what we did.
We played.
I say that we play like we Hollywood, dog.
We don't have no toughness.
There's no physical or mental toughness at all in the team.
They America's team.
They believe it.
It's like the Lakers of basketball.
It is.
We just show time, and we believe it, and we got punched in the mouth.
And when we got punched in the mouth,
it was like,
why you hit me?
It was like that.
It was.
I think it was a shitty job
on behalf of the coaches.
The scheme that we had was trash.
It was something
that we didn't do all year
and they just took advantage of it.
We look like we was in college.
Does Mike McCarthy come back?
Yes.
Hell no.
I think you have to bring him back because he went 11-5 for three years in a row.
Something like that.
I wouldn't give a fuck what he went for three years in a row.
I'm bringing him back.
Unless you can land a Belichick or some shit.
Unless you can get Belichick.
Harborough is available and Belichick is available.
Harborough's meeting with the Chargers, I believe.
He already did.
Falcons.
Falcons.
If Harbro could do that with Michigan,
why would I come back with Mike McCarthy?
Let me tell you the difference.
With kids, not kids, because they're young adults in college,
you have to listen to the coach.
There's no egos.
A lot of college coaches that exhibit success,
they can't make that transition to the pros
because the pros make millions of dollars and they be spoiled brats i think that's old ideology now
because the college players make it is changing it's changing but this year was still millions
but not everybody you know i'm saying no my favorite storyline which y'all is i was watching
that game saying this is exactly why they kicked mike mccarthy's fat ass out of the building. In Green Bay? Yes.
This was their beef with him.
We get however many years of Aaron Rodgers,
if we get one chip, all of this regular season success
for us to fold in the playoffs,
get your fat ass the fuck out of here.
So to see it on the other side with Dallas,
you know how I felt about y'all coaching forever.
I just don't think y'all have the coaching
to get where you need to go.
And maybe that game exposed that y'all don't have the talent either.
But Mike McCarthy
was like a deer in headlights.
It wasn't him. He didn't know what was going on.
I follow some of them old
retired 60-year-old football
players that just do the recap of
replay and shit. And they just kept
highlighting how Dallas
all game had the linebackers way further back
than they should be when you know the team is running the ball.
That's a coaching thing to me.
Look.
That's a coaching thing.
But that's not him.
Especially for the thing that y'all got killed in all year, which is running backs.
Running the ball.
I said it.
Aaron Jones going to kill us.
Yeah.
I said it from the rip.
I wasn't even really worried about Jordan Love.
I'm like, yo, we not going to be.
They could have ran the ball all day, yo.
He could have had 200 and something yards.
So you cool with Dak getting paid $60 million next season?
You wouldn't let him go?
That's my final Dallas question for you.
I wouldn't let him go because who you going to go get?
I don't even like that thinking.
Dak is a B-plus quarterback in the NFL no matter what you want to say.
I can relate.
Think about this. Dak led the league in the NFL, no matter what you want to say. I can relate. Think about this.
Dak led the league in touchdowns, which could be fleeting.
Dak lowered his interceptions by a lot.
It's nothing you say to me in this instance is going to matter
because Jordan Love is a rookie.
And Dak is supposed to be able to outperform a rookie.
He put up 40-something on one of the best defenses in the NFL.
Not rookie, but his first year starting.
Dak don't play defense.
That's what that was.
That was a defensive meltdown.
You can't blame Dak going up.
Dak didn't play the greatest.
I'm not.
Dak picked it up in the fourth, but by then it wasn't no game.
Third.
Or the third.
It wasn't no game.
It was a blowout game by then.
It's a game if we could get two stops.
It's a game if we get two stops.
It's a game if he could.
That's still coaching to me. That's still coaching to me.
That's still coaching to me.
What's y'all dude's name?
That nigga's nice.
Dan Quinn.
Dan Quinn.
So look.
Yeah, come on, man.
Wait.
We played man to man all season.
He goes to a zone in the fucking playoffs, and they cooked us.
It was a coaching meltdown. Those games,
you never come over to my house
and watch it with me.
Corey neither.
Like, you Dallas fans,
Corey was out of town
at some drug convention
again, but...
It's a coaching meltdown.
You, we supposed to,
come on, let me see your face.
We could.
I text you.
That's why I put you
on my Instagram.
We could.
I put you on my Instagram
because I text you.
He tried to...
I text him to talk shit.
He started hitting me about the Giants. No, I didn't. You did. I have the on my Instagram because I text you. He tried to, I text him to talk shit. And I said, watch this.
He started hitting me about the Giants.
No, I didn't.
You did.
I have the text.
I said, watch this.
I thought we was going to win.
But that's after you hit me about the Giants.
And because you hit me about the Giants during the playoffs, I said, now we got to go to the grand.
This is the funny part.
Now I'm taking this ridicule to the grand.
All these teams, right, that didn't make the playoffs, it's like a nigga that never had a fight
in their life
cracking on you
for getting your ass
beat in a field one.
You never had a fight.
Sit down and shut up.
Those people are still
football fans.
I know.
You think I cared
at the Giants?
I want to see good football.
And it's a Cowboys thing,
too, though.
The Cowboys fans,
the reputation that y'all,
you're not that fan.
I'll say that. But the Cowboys fan has its reputation that y'all, you're not that fan. I'll say that.
But the Cowboys fan has its reputation.
They do.
It makes people glad to see y'all fail.
Yeah, it was people out there saying that the Cowboys don't deserve to be America's team anymore.
And while I understand that, I couldn't disagree more.
Boy, will America soup you up.
Give you some hope that there's some way to go out there.
Only for a major letdown.
Boy, that's American.
Come on.
Come on now.
Jerry Jones looking 97 in the face.
They was lighting him up.
They said Jerry Jones ain't had a day this bad since they let the Ruby girl back in school
oh shit
they was lighting Jerry Jones
since they desegregated things
that's how pissed off
Jerry Jones was Mike McCarthy
get your fat ass
out of Green Bay don't even
eat cheese no more nigga
no more cheese in Dallas
he's out of there buddy he is gone anyway enough
of y'all then we get the ice the Steelers I mean we by all intents we shouldn't have been there
true we shouldn't overachievers yeah we saw with that with no I mean with that being said
would it be in a 21 zip game damn near in the first quarter or early second? They still managed to make a game out of it,
and it wouldn't have got to that outside of two fluke fumbles.
Like, I think had those went another way, this game looks differently.
But back to your point, and I've said this quite a few times,
that regular season success don't mean much under the lights.
It don't.
It don't.
I'm tired of people, yo, Mike Tomlin never had a losing season.
He never had a losing season.
You are absolutely correct, and he's an amazing coach.
But what happens once we get there?
They didn't have the talent.
I don't like that.
Bro, we've had the talent.
There's been years we've had the talent.
They want some chips.
It was just Martin Luther King's birthday.
Cool.
Salute.
They want some chips under Tomlin?
Didn't they want one? One. one okay right after they went to one right after you inherited cowards team and they won the chip and they went to one
and went to one loss ever since then it has been a playoff drought damn near even when y'all were
damn near top two ranked teams in the conference you're putting up 40 points at home and lose.
It's a continued thing, bro.
You want a new coach, Ice?
Something got to change.
Because Pittsburgh historically doesn't move off of a coach.
Y'all have had, what, four coaches in 70 years or some bullshit? Yeah, and they shouldn't.
And they shouldn't.
I'm asking Ice the Steeler fan, do you want to move off of Tomlin?
I just think it might be time to bring in some fresh energy. That don't say that you want to move off of Tomlin? I just think it might be time to bring in some fresh energy.
That don't say that you want
to move off of Tomlin.
Send that energy to Dallas.
That don't say you want
to move off of Tomlin.
What the fuck you talking about?
That's all I'm saying.
I salute him.
I salute him.
I love, you know,
hey, listen,
we keep getting there,
but you got to do something
when you get there, bro.
At some point,
and I know that sounds like
I'm speaking from a position
of privilege.
It is.
Because this team's had a playoff drop for 30 years. I understand that sounds like I'm speaking from a position of privilege. It is. Because there's teams
that had a playoff drop
for 30 years.
I understand that.
It don't feel no better
when you keep getting it.
No matter how you get in the door.
We've seen six,
before it was a seven seed,
we've seen six seeds
run up and win the Super Bowl.
Or at least get a win.
Get to the next round.
I like the Giants.
Yes.
We've seen it happen.
Y'all get to the playoffs every time
and
accomplish nothing. There's no point in going.
And you're missing out on the fucking draft
pick now.
Parks, you are my
second, you and your team
are my second
biggest disappointment here
for multiple reasons. Okay.
The first one is y'all wasn't supposed to be in Kansas City.
We weren't.
We weren't.
We shit the bed down the stretch, especially that Tennessee game.
That really ended up fucking the whole season for us.
This is what I saw as the problem, aside from the regular late season
Dolphins collapses, is they built the offense under the guise of our offensive line
has been shitty for a bunch of years, and Tua is injury-prone.
Let's make every single play less than two and a half seconds
to get the ball out, which is great when it's successful,
but when the teams clam down in those short routes,
they jam the receivers at the line of scrimmage,
and you don't have any other option.
It was stagnant and trash.
And I wish they would have relied on the running game more.
I don't know why they kept trying to fucking throw screen passes and shit.
It was a terrible game plan, and it was disappointing.
I mean, it is what it is.
I was worried about y'all when they flashed to Tyreek on the sideline looking for a jacket.
I said, boy, it's cold out here.
I mean, he's used to that.
Is that why he's cold?
He's from there.
Well, that's the other thing.
He spent eight years there.
That's the other thing that had me worried about, y'all.
Same with Mike McCarthy and the Packers.
They know him.
And all the reports after the game concerning Tyreek was,
we know what he doesn't like.
He doesn't like people putting their hands on him.
We jammed him up.
They showed the footage of Snead just being really physical.
Yeah, really physical with him.
Yeah, they didn't have a good counterpunch, man.
They did not have a good counterpunch.
Do you think that this was just, you know,
y'all let it go by fucking off the regular season,
but do you feel like y'all are built to have success in the playoffs?
What changes would you like to see?
I would like to see them.
I mean, I'm not sure.
I'm not a coach.
But to me, I think they need to make the offensive line more sure,
especially the middle of the offensive line with a smaller quarterback.
You need the guards and centers to be on point.
And they were injured.
We had a really good center, but he went out.
We lost a couple guards.
It is what it is.
But they need to figure out a counterpunch for when the fast game doesn't work.
You need to allow him time to move around the pocket.
They say he's not mobile or athletic or anything like that,
but he can move around in the pocket if you give him any type of time
and don't build the whole offense on this has to be out in two seconds or it's done.
What owner was that that threw the
beer on the fan? Jacksonville.
Jacksonville, right?
I think y'all win if y'all don't run the ball more.
I don't know about win, but. It would have been more
competitive. And y'all was getting yards. Yeah.
Most of it was kicking their ass. It was.
My favorite storylines from
the NBA playoff, I mean the NBA,
the NFL playoffs thus far,
and then we can move on off of sports.
That Detroit game was electric.
It was.
For many different reasons.
Amazing game.
I love the picture of the Detroit Mount Rushmore
that was running around.
Calvin Johnson, Barry Sanders, Big Sean, Eminem.
I love that.
I love just how electric the building was,
knowing that you haven't had a playoff game.
The whole crowd singing Lose Yourself.
All of that was fine.
All of that was great.
Shout out to Tanner, man.
All of Dan Campbell's speeches have aged like the finest of wine.
From his first press conference when he took the gig,
the behind the scenes where he's just talking about.
I love the fact that he was a part of the winless 2018, him being the guy to do it.
The story of the black.
Damn, who's the black guy that was celebrating in the elevator?
Is he the OC now?
I don't know who he is now.
But they told his story how he used to be a car salesman in the 90s.
Then he got he wanted his dream was to be in the NFL. He started as like a video salesman in the 90s. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Then he got, he wanted to, his dream was to be in the NFL.
He started it as like a video, some specialist, some bullshit for 10 years.
They just, his storyline, his arc, that was great to see.
Matthew Stafford coming back.
Brad Holmes, Tanner updated me.
Brad Holmes, the GM.
There we go.
Thank you so much.
I love that.
Tanner, I appreciate you.
Brad Holmes.
Yes, the GM.
The GM who puts this team together.
That's the other beautiful part for me.
This whole team they got from the Matthew Stafford trade.
They got this whole team damn near from the Matthew Stafford trade.
Big chunk of it.
And I'm able to enjoy that stat as a Matthew Stafford fan because he got his already.
Yo, it was like a no lose.
Yeah, everyone wanted that. Yeah, Matt Stafford got his already. That's true. Yo, it was like a no-lose. Yeah, everyone wanted that.
Yeah, Matt Stafford got his ring.
We needed him to get...
He hugged them niggas and was like,
yo, go get it done.
Go get it done.
I loved that Detroit game.
That was a great game.
I did.
And Puka.
Man.
Puka, yo, the chips didn't fall right
for you to guide my fantasy team to where we needed to be,
but you showed your ass all year as a waiver pickup for me, yo.
He's tough.
He's tough.
I like the way he plays.
As a waiver pickup this year for me.
He ain't going to drop later than round three next year in fantasy.
He showed his ass nine receptions, a buck 80.
Come on, man.
You know what's so crazy?
Come on.
Go Stafford. He showed his ass nine receptions, a buck 80. Come on, man. You know what's so crazy? Come on.
Go Stafford.
You kind of damn near forgot they had Cooper Cup on the team because he did so good all season.
Yeah.
Yeah, that was just.
And Cup was banged up, but still.
Cup was banged up.
You got what I'm saying?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, yo, fam.
Wait, and then they showed the footage from when the Rams drafted Puka.
They showed them in their war room, like debating the pick and saying,
we're going to love this kid.
He tested poorly all around,
but by our metrics of toughness and game speed,
we think he's going to be a real game.
They was all happy.
So we knocked this one out of the park.
And for him to deliver,
what a story.
That's so,
what a story,
man.
Uh,
what else?
What else?
What I'm done?
I'm done with football.
I'm done with football. I'm done with football.
I just want to say
anything else I think
was so amazing.
One last little piece.
We're not done with football.
It was fucked up
with them throwing
them snowballs at us.
They do that up there.
They do that.
That shit was crazy.
They did that to us
last year up there.
Come on.
Hey.
Yes.
Yes.
Here you go.
Y'all want to do picks
for next week
or you want to wait until Friday?
Yeah, we'll wait.
We'll wait until Friday.
Okay, cool.
Some more information can come out.
Welcome back, Flip.
Welcome back.
Mm-hmm.
It's this pigskin ball that they be throwing.
Yeah.
They hand it off sometimes and run it.
Yeah.
Well, Benny Butcher said leather helmets, right,
back in the day.
It'd be tough.
Yeah, that's right.
I'm learning.
Thank you for telling me.
He won't go home and try to learn for the game.
For the betterment of the job. What channel is ESPN? Put it around. Thank you for telling me you won't go home and try to learn for the good.
What channel is ESPN?
I got a shoot at you yo.
Do you have ESPN?
I do.
Okay.
You got files?
No.
Oh I file Shane.
What do you got
Comcast?
No I don't have I don't
have a shoot.
You got the files?
You don't have cable.
No.
You seem like a nigga
without cable.
Me neither.
I don't have cable
either.
I have files.
Judgmental niggas go. Ish stop. You still like a nigga without cable. Me neither. I don't have cable either. Y'all judgmental niggas go.
Ish, stop.
You still got the cable box.
Ish, see why I need you?
You guys are elitists.
You guys relate to each other
because you need us.
I said, do you see why
I need you on your birthday?
He don't see why you need him.
What's that again?
Cashmere?
What does he have on?
Ice ain't even going to get
none of this smoke from me
because Ice, Park's not neither.
He's been part of the no cable gang.
You two doofs.
How you calling us doofs?
Nothing about her even look like she can load the fire stick.
Why do you feel?
She got to send it off to the Genius Bar.
She go to Apple Store.
Jack Sparrow, why do you feel like Captain?
Look at me.
Judge again.
Look, this is your man stuff.
Judging us is helping us.
Stop judging.
My girl is outside making moves.
She's in BMW while you hate it.
Yo, sink or swim?
Sink or swim?
I don't want to hear that.
I listened to that last part.
Oh, the leader didn't put us in position to lead.
Facts.
Shut the fuck up.
Excuses are results.
Mute up. You know that. I'm not putting nobody in. You know that, though. I'm not putting nobody us in position to lead. Shut the fuck up. Excuses are results. Mute up.
You know that.
I'm not putting nobody in.
You know that, though.
I'm not putting nobody in a position to lead.
You know that.
I seen a nigga with a cobra snake.
He had to feed his pet.
Pause.
He was feeding his pet.
He put a little mouse in there.
Mouse in there?
Cobra.
Swallow that nigga.
Sink or swim, nigga. swim they should have been put in that
position he put the mouse in it yeah see so he's just all he's doing is feeding
his pet but on the flip side you murder it's murder sometimes it's murder you
don't want you don't want it maybe he doesn't identify as a murderer
mmm that boy that's not greatest segue to a topic
we wasn't going to
but we can stay there
I don't care
Gypsy Rose does not
identify as a murderer
yep
heard it here first
from the cuckoo bitch
herself
hey Ian
toss that interview
idea out the window
buddy
I'm just gonna talk
about her
I don't wanna talk
to that
she's a kook.
She is. Yeah, let me call out that day.
Good.
Shot, shot, shot, shot, shot, shot.
I don't associate myself as a murderer
because if you think about it,
yes, I had a part to play in it.
I requested,
I asked Nick
for help. And how that
conversation started was he was saying that he would protect me from anyone.
I said, anyone?
He said, yes.
I said, even my mother?
He said, yes.
And then the plan kind of formed from there.
But he's the one that did the actual kill.
Not me.
We know, J.P.
I can't kill anyone.
That's why he's in trouble to begin with because he's the one that did it.
So when they say I'm a murderer,
I don't identify as that.
See why I don't like when chicks get a new man?
It should be like a clause
somewhere where he should be able to get out.
See why I don't like when chicks get a new man?
I mean, get out and go holler at her.
Why would you even say that about
your killer ex-boyfriend? That's crazy.
That's foul.
These bitches are nuts.
Look what she did.
The second she come out, get a new dick.
Now she's like, that's why he's in trouble.
No, that's why you just got out of trouble.
To all you niggas out there that's crashing out over these women, look.
Yeah, word.
Roscoe come in with them.
They will get you sent upstate.
And she'll be going to the next.
Roscoe come and sweep her off her feet. Now look. Not even Roscoe come in with They will get you sent upstate And she'll be going to the Roscoe come and sweep her off her feet
Now look
Not even Roscoe
Niggas out there
Wifing up a lot of our friends
And
Just prayers and thoughts
Thoughts and thoughts
Thoughts and thoughts
Who you talking about?
Many people
But I won't say
We'll talk about one
But right now
Let's talk about it
We'll talk about one
But there's a bunch of them out there.
Life's so short.
Fuck it.
You guys would not inform your friend that he might be getting involved with somebody who is...
If she sounds like a puppet, I'm going to tell him.
Okay, well, yeah.
Wait, let her finish.
You're not going to inform your friend that he might be getting involved with somebody who's like two sandwiches short of a fucking picnic?
Or is that considered hate?
Well, the ones that's two sandwiches short of a picnic have good box.
I forgot.
I'm telling you, it's like a roller coaster.
The cyclone.
So if that's your mentality, then you take everything that comes with that good box.
That shit.
That shit calamari or whatever that shit is.
That shit won't get dripped.
Oh, yeah.
It has no smell.
Oh, Jesus.
Wait, hold on.
What?
It doesn't.
The crazy ones be clean.
So what?
Never mind.
It be clean.
You got to give it.
The crazy ones be clean.
No, I'm not.
The answer to your question is no. Sorry. Yeah, yeah. The answer is no. So you'll just watch him circle the drain. Be clean You gotta give it The crazy ones be clean No I'm not They answer your questions Sorry
So you'll just watch him
Circle the drain
No I'm telling
You're telling
He gonna tell
Cause he wanna smash him
No I don't
That's what you'll tell
Oh you probably did
No but it's alright
I'm on your ass
Birthday boy
Okay
No we ain't telling
You gotta stay out of this
You have to man
In the beginning
I definitely know that.
If she crazy?
I'm telling my man.
If I see it early, I'm telling my man.
But even if you tell him,
non-top-data-tenor nigga not going to listen.
He won't go.
He won't listen.
I told you.
It's made me so mad.
...closed doors.
Because y'all lie.
That's just the bottom line.
You have done it thus far in this investigation.
You have done it this far as it relates to this committee.
And every single hearing.
Y'all, spin, spin, spin.
I don't know how y'all
are still standing right now
because you should be quite dizzy
from all the spinning
that you're constantly doing
when it comes to spinning the truth.
I'll crack you.
He got it for us.
I thought, yeah, we're going to crack you.
Tell me what I'd get him.
What are you looking for?
Tell me.
On your birthday?
You lucky.
On your birthday?
While I love you? Nah, you lucky. On your birthday? You lucky. On your birthday? While I love you?
Nah, you lucky.
You deal with crazy ones?
You deal with crazy ones?
All you do is get on this broadcast
and spin the truth.
And bite his tongue off
to spare your fucking...
Oh, man.
You got it, bro.
You gonna tell the guy
that the girl is crazy.
You not gonna try
and fuck her afterward.
Have you?
No.
Not at all.
You wouldn't do that.
Never.
I see where you going. Never. To the treetop. You wouldn't try to fuck none fuck her afterward. If you, no. Oh, shit. Not at all. You wouldn't do that. Never. I see where you're going.
Never.
To the treetop.
You wouldn't try to fuck none of our crazy chicks after we finish.
Oh, shit.
To the treetop.
No.
No, that's what I just said.
I think I had to think.
Yeah, I had to think.
No.
You never hit that bad elephant brain.
You know what he talking about, nigga.
I don't know what he talking about.
Oh, I hate you.
I ain't going to lie.
You good at that, son. That's my man. I have no idea what he talking about. You know what he talking about, nigga? I don't know what he talking about. Oh, I hate you. I ain't gonna lie. You good at that, son.
That's my man.
I have no idea what he talking about.
You know what he talking about?
Yeah, right.
Because I heard you talk about it.
But let's move on.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, you probably would warn their friend, right?
So they could just get away.
Absolutely.
That's what I'm saying.
You know me better than that.
If I knew somebody was in trouble, I wouldn't tell you.
I've been with you when we've been out and met these hoes.
I know.
So close to the future.
Keep going.
No.
Keep going. It's Easter. It's coming up. What the. No. Keep going.
It's Easter.
It's coming up.
What the hell?
No, the age to mad for.
You got Valentine's Day first.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Ladies and gentlemen.
I had this written down early in the week.
Okay.
And I want to start with Rick Ross and his new young girl, Christina, right?
Christina Mackey, yeah.
Everybody knows her name right now.
Well, what does she do?
No, slow down.
Careful.
Slow down.
Let's slow down.
Let's slow down.
Let me finish, and then let's slow down. Let's slow down.
Let me finish, and then let's give Mel the proper entry to hate.
To hate?
That was... That was nasty earlier, Mel.
Yeah, come on, Mel.
Shout out to Pretty V.
Come on.
Free you.
We're going to talk about Rick Ross and his new young girlfriend,
not because we ever want to talk about anybody's relationship.
True.
That's not what we do up here.
However, the young lady has been making around.
She's done a bunch of interviews.
And even before this, Ross put her on the projector behind him
when he was performing in Dubai or wherever he was.
That was the first sign.
Swag.
That was sign number one.
I seen that shit and said, oh, fuck.
We got it going on now.
I've been there before.
This is me and **** all over again.
This is me if **** could talk.
This is me if I let my...
Hey, write that down.
This is me if when I was **** the young bitches I let them do interviews
What?
You fucking let them be heard
That is not yo these two are breaking every rule
these two
Yes, cuz cuz when you get older you learn that you allow what you allow.
Like, as older niggas, you know what you get out of whatever's going on with your youthful spirit.
However, you also kind of can see the signs of when somebody never scored a touchdown before.
Somebody's never been here before.
Somebody's never had this type of attention before.
Mistake number one is Christina shading all of the work before her.
Before we get to posting a baby for at least three weeks now,
Christina has shaded every girl and baby mother that has come before her.
That is definitely mistake one.
Even speaking on them
is a mistake.
Exactly.
Like,
don't say a word.
At all.
You don't know him.
Even if he told you whatever,
you should be saying a word.
Make you feel about people
questioning,
you know,
where's Pretty V?
How do that make you feel?
It doesn't make me feel any way at all. I think it's funny.
It's just it's levels to everything.
Right? And
that was never this.
For the people that don't know
what do you mean by
that was never this and it's love was too?
I love black ball casters.
Whatever they have is not what we have.
Temple, you know?
It's no disrespect to anybody.
It's a lot of disrespect.
Whatever y'all think they had is not what we for sure have.
It's just not.
So I'm not worried about it.
I see the comments too.
Did they go public?
No. Well, everybody had.. Did they go public? No.
Well, everybody had, they had to go public and everybody knew.
Where's the pictures of them holding hands and them kissing and them on the jet together
and them in Dubai and her on the billboard?
Big mistake.
Where's the flowers?
Those pictures exist.
Those videos exist.
Y'all let me know.
Y'all pull it.
No, nigga, shut up.
I'm back in here now.
Yeah.
Big mistake.
Actually, I'm just about to toss it to Mel.
Pretty if you know how to carry it.
You can't get out there talking about, I don't see this with them, and that exists.
If you wasn't outside for it, you just wasn't outside for it.
But people that was there remember Ross and Lyra.
They remember Ross.
Come on, I don't want to name names.
Yeah.
But I'm on, I'm, listen, I fuck fuck with her and I fuck with him. So I'm only bringing this up to highlight the mistakes that young women make when they get with a man of this status and caliber.
Like why you can't. I never understood why women choose to diss every woman that came before them with this guy especially if you don't know them
especially if they have just no bearing to your situation shit like i think he moved her in that
they live together oh wow they live together y'all two three four months and we can't say
because you might be behind the scenes who knows but it's very new so when you're the new young
girl that's just talkative and shitting on the exes, I don't know why women do that.
Mel, can you speak to any of that?
No.
No, I really can't.
I mean, not to knock anybody and not to say that my way is right, but there's a reason why, you know, my private life has never really been public fodder because I've been extremely private about my private life.
public fodder because I've been extremely private about my private life. I would not to say I would never speak about my, whoever I'm in a relationship with his prior relationships. I wasn't there. I
have nothing to do with it. They have nothing to do with me. There's no point in me shading them
like that. Just that's kind of that, that has more of a reflection on you than it does on them.
It makes you look mad insecure to be
talking about other women that you really don't know the specifics all you have is information
you might have read from blogs and information you got from him and so it's going to be there's
there's you know it's it's fruit from the poisonous tree kind of thing you know i'm saying so i think
that you know it's just a different day and age where everybody feels like they got to fucking say every single thought that comes into their fucking head.
And sometimes people, when they're also being interviewed, you don't have to answer the fucking question, especially if it's mad leading, especially if it's good.
If you want the clickbait, then fine. Say whatever you want. Be incendiary about your comments and whatever.
Be incendiary about your comments and whatever.
And then, you know, you take the fallout or, you know, the back and forth or whatever.
But I never had the energy for that shit.
I never wanted it.
I never desired it.
I never needed it.
So I can't ever speak to women who make comments about the guy who I'm involved with, his prior relationships.
I'm not doing that. The part that a lot of them miss, you shitting on all of them exes.
You could become an ex.
I mean.
And when you become an ex, they going to be on that ass.
Okay, now, y'all about to take away from future fun for me.
Gotcha.
Y'all stop educating.
Talk that way.
Okay.
Because in three to five months.
You giving it a lot.
I am.
I am.
You really giving it a lot?
But once you move them in, it take about two to a month to get them out.
Wait, the less or the more, right?
Less or more?
He's taking the less.
He's taking the less?
He's taking the less.
Prize pick.
You taking the more?
I'm saying once you move them in, it take a little while to get them out
on the terms
that you need
to get them out
true
if you're not just
being a dick saying
bitch get the fuck out
get your shit
you ain't never had nothing
I fucking made you
I saved you
like I did
then
you gotta do it
the right way
when you a certain level
I got you a spot over there
go
that's true too
I got you a spot over there
I paid the lease
for the year
yeah it ain't gotta take that long and if to make matters work over there, go. That's true, sir. I got your spot over there. I paid the lease for the year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It ain't got to take that long.
And if to make matters work,
I mean worse,
Ross just had a baby.
Congrats.
Congratulations.
The mother posted the baby on the two-month anniversary.
Christina posts that picture in her story
and says, gorgeous baby.
Even if your intentions are pure here,
you have to know that this is a no-no.
She did that?
Yeah.
Out of line.
And this is a friend of the show.
Yes, she is.
We want to try and have some grace.
Friend of whose?
She's a friend of the show.
Me-ish. Ice. You know her? I don't know personally I like I love their content actually I do
I know her personally she's a friend of the show she's fire flag on a play Joe
caller you're not no no no no I'm not doing that not now but give a call I'm
never doing your. No.
You were trying to take away from my future fun.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Let me give it back.
I want to see the meltdown.
You're doing a good job.
That's why people get mad at you. Are you shitting me?
Why?
Because you can't.
Yo, that's the thing with aging.
That's the beauty of aging is that some of this stuff you know how it will end
yeah
sometimes you can't protect
people from themselves
you gotta let them
fucking trip and fall
make those mistakes
but you can't post
nobody fucking baby
that girl will
whoop your ass
she made a
she made a comment
oh she did
the baby
yes the baby mama
made a comment
she was like
it's giving stranger danger
I don't know you
I don't know you
why are you posting my child
we don't know you
yeah we don't know you. I don't know you. Why are you posting my child? We don't know you. Yeah, we don't know you.
Yeah.
I agree.
Don't use us
for your clout games.
Clout babies.
Which is what she said.
What it looked like
she was trying to do,
and I can't speak for her,
I haven't spoken to her,
but it looks like
this was her way of saying,
I'm not bothered,
and I know about it,
and I know about it. Yeah, but it's corny. It's very corny. I'm not bothered. And I know about it. And I know about it.
Yeah, but it's corny.
It's very corny.
I'm not defending this at all.
Especially, Ross hasn't posted his baby yet.
At all?
Why are you posting a baby?
As soon as I seen that,
I pictured that nigga walking upstairs
or downstairs.
Either one.
You can reverse the video.
Elevator.
Elevator might not be fast enough.
He had the power walk.
He probably had the tractor tool.
As a nigga, you just know how these things play out
when you look at your phone and see Shorty is upstairs posting this.
Hey, hold up.
Hey, hold up.
Yo.
Take that shit down.
Yo, race that shit.
You fucking out of your fucking mind.
And I fuck with it.
That's my favorite baby mama.
I'm not talking about Ross.
I'm just freestyling right now. I love this baby mama. This ain't even the one I want you to. And I fuck with her. That's my favorite baby mama. I'm not talking about Ross. I'm just freestyling right now.
I love this baby mama.
This ain't even the one I want you to.
I'm good with this.
What are you doing?
And I just made all of this public display of our love.
There's no need for you to do or act like you've been here before.
And that's why.
It's hard when you've never been here before.
And that's why I like mine with a few rodeos under the belt.
I feel like we've had that talk here before.
No, we did.
We have.
Yes, we have.
Not on that circuit.
Man, get these New Jack City hoes the fuck out away from me.
I told you.
That's why when the people say, yo, why certain niggas date the same seven, eight girls?
Because they know how to fucking move.
Because they know how to act.
They know how to hold it down.
They know how to suck a good dick after a long night out with her hussy friends.
They know when to fucking add a little bit.
They know when you need some peace.
They know your schedule.
They don't have no schedule.
There's mad reasons why this.
Why this?
Why niggas rotate the same woman?
Because the second you go out there and try to be the entertainer to say, I'm going to change the game and find one no one's
ever seen and had.
You get that. You get
this.
How old is she?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know how old she is now.
I know how old she was when
we was in Denver.
Now, my math ain't all that great. I just don't know how old she is now. I know how old she was when we was in Denver. Now, my math ain't all that great.
Got it.
I just don't understand why women,
I've seen that we've seen them make this exact,
I only bring it up, this ain't really a dude topic,
but it is.
But it is.
Because if you've been around long enough,
you've seen these same exact mistakes.
As soon as one of them posts go up with her or him, I just get to the comment.
I just click the comment.
I'm trying to see this.
Everybody that's 35 and up, 40 and up, 50 and up knows how this game goes.
Sense it from a mile away.
Yeah, I feel.
You've seen this movie a thousand times.
I feel for them, yo.
I do.
I do.
I feel for them.
I feel for them.
So besides the, you know, posting,
reposting the picture of the baby,
if you're Ross, are you telling her to, like,
shut the fuck up?
Like, stop being so reactive to social media
and getting on and recording videos.
She's recorded a few of them.
The last one that she recorded before this
was where she was trying to circumvent the whole definition of pick me for a new definition.
Of course, I want to be a pick me.
I want him to pick me every single time.
Yeah, but, you know, if you mind your business, I come out of my business.
Whatever I post doesn't mean you get to dig deep into what I say.
You know, if I say that this is my person, this is my person.
And if I want to post my person, I'm going to post my person.
Right?
You know, and the pick me rant is in here somewhere.
That's why I played it.
What was it?
You just move with a man.
Why wouldn't you just move with a man?
If you lived with your man, you wouldn't be on my page on a fake account.
Oh, man.
Oh, baby.
I hate to see this.
Because it's the same person making the fake accounts.
Damn. Damn.
Hey, if I say a bitch can't make a taco,
can't make a fucking taco,
I'm going to tell you what she worth.
I'm going to tell you in a minute.
You know what's coming up.
Work that whole work, y'all.
I'm going to put one more shot
before I go.
Work for dollars.
Somebody send somebody this for a gift.
That's the other thing about
fucking the young girls
and then you get hungry.
Yo, I'm sorry to cut you off, Joe.
No, don't cut me off. I can Uber Eats and McDonald's
they don't even know what provolone is
look at you little young girl
baby I could sure use a home cooked meal
right now I'm tired of eating outside
I can make eggs
and she's so eager
she's so excited to fucking help you.
Babe, don't worry about it.
I'm gonna make tacos.
Yo, I'm fucking this whole shit over.
That's what all the younger
chicks make for niggas.
That's the young version of Chicken
Alfredo. They're not using
the El Paso
for the box. The El Paso taco kick.
Yes, nigga.
That's the young chick.
The little powder shit?
Yep.
The young chick version.
Taco seasoning.
With a little sauce in it.
That shit good.
That shit good.
That shit is not good.
You crazy.
That shit mad good.
Hell no.
I use that shit, nigga.
Tacos today are,
that's the young chick
Rasta Pasta. That's the chick. Chick at Alfredo. When you go's the young chick rasta pasta
when you go
ask your young chick
to make you
a little bite
cause you work
hard all day
trying to just
get to the money
out here
cut up one little
avocado
and call it good
dressing
they go downstairs
and make some tacos
they think they're
killing
your heart shell
are soft
they don't even want the shells and you don't even know and make some tacos. They think they're killing. Your heart shell are soft.
They don't even want me shells.
They don't even know.
Duh. Duh.
Duh.
You as the old nigga
know how these tacos
is about to come back.
And Ross face
when he got those tacos.
Because you want to say something
but you can't.
You are grateful if you say something.
Well, no, you just are educating a little young bitch who can't make a taco.
You appreciate her effort.
Like, you know that she's not been another nigga's favorite taco maker.
Like, you know this is about to come back as some bullshit, is all I'm saying.
My little younger, she's like, oh, I have to make my special dish that my mother taught me, some meat salad.
Like, young chicks.
Hold on.
What is some meat salad?
What the fuck is meat salad?
Oh, God.
Telling you what it was.
Ground beef on a salad?
And I was.
They put mayo in it.
Like a tuna salad, but with beef.
They put mayo on it.
What are you talking about?
You never had the meat salad?
No. You know what I'm talking about? Like a tuna salad You never had the meat salad? No.
You know what I'm talking about?
Like a tuna salad or a chicken salad is mayo and some tuna or some chicken.
Maybe they put mayo in the burger.
It was some steak.
It was lettuce.
It was tomatoes.
Meat salad.
Oil.
Vinegar.
Stop.
Yo, what are y'all doing?
Yo, come on.
Be respectful.
Yeah, be respectful.
He in a relationship.
He in a relationship.
But I was so in love at the time.
Boy, did I love that.
That shit sound like nachos, nigga.
What's he talking about?
Like the chips.
I'm surprised you never ate any.
She was making meat salad.
Meat salad.
And sometimes when I wanted to really make her day,
I used to come downstairs.
Baby.
Say, babe.
Hook up some meat salad.
Babe. Why don't you make, hook up some meat salad. Babe.
Why don't you make me
some of that meat salad?
Has nobody else
had this experience?
No.
Well, yeah,
but not meat salad.
Come on.
Not meat salad.
That's horny.
That's horny.
That's horny.
That's horny.
That's horny.
That's horny.
That's horny.
That's horny.
That's horny.
Jesus. You just made me say that. You know, Ross' face when he ate salad shit, bro. That's funny.
You just made this. You know Ross' face when he ate that taco, yo?
I've definitely had the experience with the tacos,
but like I said, they ain't even know.
You gotta put these in the oven first.
You can't just... Never mind.
Not out the box.
That's disgusting. Gotta heat them up.
Gotta heat them up.
My little joke with my girl, she was in the kitchen when I was hungry one time.
Came out to me, oh, the seasoning opened on the broccoli.
Opened the wrong end.
There's too much in there.
My bad, dog.
I'm talking about my family.
The seasoning opened, so the broccoli might be a little a little salty
so my joke is
bae
bae
go ahead and make me
some of that spicy broccoli
you ate it?
yeah
and I liked it
and I liked it
and I liked it
but I'm a sick nigga
so
go ahead and make me
some spicy broccoli
and you would love
a little spicy broccoli
broccoli's not real
so I mean yo stop what type of what type of tofu y'all wanna have and don't let me spicy broccoli. Broccoli's not real.
So, I mean,
what type of tofu y'all want to have?
And don't let me tell y'all
about the nigga I found
that said kale is a myth.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
Yeah.
What's up?
What's up?
That one too?
What's up?
Yes, I have kale over there.
Yeah.
It ain't real. Are you of the belief that kale is a myth or not? Yes. Kale over there. Yeah. It ain't real.
Are you of the belief that kale is a myth or not?
No, it's very real.
It is real.
It's a real thing.
It's just crafted like pitbulls.
We've had this conversation before.
They made it like they made pitbulls.
And what else?
Kale is real, man.
Shih Tzus.
Keep going.
Doberman Pinscher, I'm sure.
They all came from a wolf.
Okay.
Can we take a brief break so I can find a kale nigger?
Yeah, please.
Of course.
All right, yeah.
And we are back.
As garnish in the salad bar, not in your mouth.
Up until 2013, Pizza Hut was the largest buyer of kale in the United States and what did they use it for?
They used it for garnish around the outside of the pizza bar. Up until 2013
Nobody gave a sh** about kale and rightly so because kale is bullshit, right?
But somewhere around 2013 things shifted. Kale got a publicist and someone somehow
That eating a bitter green full of isothiocyanates,
which inhibit the absorption of iodine at the level of your thyroid,
that's not really good for you at all, is good for you.
We all got bamboozled.
We all got hypnotized.
We all got programmed.
We all got convinced.
We all got tricked into believing that kale is somehow good for us.
Kale also accumulates heavy metals like thallium and cadmium, like many leaves do.
I know you may be eating kale now, and that's fine,
but if you have gut issues, if you have gas,
if you have bloating, if you have constipation,
if your heavy metals are high,
or you don't feel good in general,
try getting rid of kale.
This is where it belongs.
As garnish on the salad bar, not in your mouth.
Up and...
Mm.
Mm.
That's probably why you have so much body fat.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
The retention.
The body fat nigga came in and said you had like something crazy.
Take kale out of your, I know spiritual healers, Instagram said that you could eat kale, but you shouldn't always listen to spiritual healers. It's a garnish.
Stop glazing.
Now, the best thing about the meat salad, young girl taco thing is that when you inevitably separate and you as the man have to act sad about losing your little young vagina.
You get to say shit like, damn, I'm going to miss that meat salad.
Pause. and then you empower and embolden them to say things like you'll never get this meat salad again
and then you'll say damn but inside you're saying yes
your grocery store ain't the only one that sell Italian dressing and steak.
Oh, man, this guy.
Damn.
Anything out there to say to the younger women
that are trying to fuck multimillionaires
and lure them in with tacos and shade all of their exes.
Do you have a word for them?
You got OG right now, Mel.
You got OG.
Yeah.
Come on.
Be big, Mel Ford.
It's your turn.
It's your time to shine.
Don't include us in the group chat.
That's it.
Just enjoy the time with them because you don't know how long it's going to last.
Beautiful word. That's last. Beautiful word.
That's it.
Beautiful word.
Poetic.
Are you familiar with Shorty?
Have you ever heard of her before?
Mm-hmm.
You have?
Yep.
How?
She's dope.
How did you hear about her?
She used to post a lot about, um, you know,
women empowerment,
self empowerment.
Do you know anybody?
follow her.
Do you know anybody?
No,
I don't.
Do you know anybody that know her?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
No.
I mean,
the guys have mentioned that they know her.
Do you know anybody besides the guys that know her?
Stop fishing,
motherfucker.
She ever took any of your niggas?
Yeah.
Shit.
No.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She ever took any of your potential niggas no oh you don't view it that way no got it seems to be a theme with you
leave corretta alone
but it's just lies Nothing new. Love is bad. Love does.
But it's just lies.
So the house behind the house.
That nigga is playing dirty style.
Yo, that's him.
That's him. I'm going to get him.
I'm going to get him.
I heard everything.
I'm going to get him.
I'll take the lid off of this shit.
I'm going to get him.
I'm giving both of y'all a chance to conceive.
Yo, real quick.
So I was at the spot the other night
and they were switching up the music
that they decided to play on a Saturday versus a Friday.
And I was in there and I was listening
and all I thought to myself was
that would be one of the reasons
to keep me far the fuck away from DJing.
What's that?
The actual club?
The club owner or the manager dictating what you can and cannot play.
As a DJ, that has got to be a nightmare.
Yeah, but if you got some juice, which you would have as a DJ.
Or if you know how to get a different bag.
I'm playing what the fuck I want.
Get away from the booth, nigga.
Or I'll leave.
I'll pack this shit up.
But that was...
As a club owner, if I got a different crowd on this night,
like certain spots used to do Latin night on Tuesdays.
Jersey girls.
This is one of them instances where everybody's right, yo.
I understand the club owner.
Yeah.
Well, I'm just saying, as the DJ, if you that ill,
okay, it's Latin night.
Nigga, I got a Latin bag I can get into and I can still rock this motherfucker.
Okay, now it's throwback night.
I can get in that bag and rock this motherfucker.
Like, if you ill, it don't matter.
All right, what we doing tonight?
That's what I'm talking about.
It's still insulting, though.
You know, when you message your craft and you telling me what to play and not to play.
Well, if you're playing some bullshit.
That's not why they coming up to them.
The masters are, I don't think,
getting told as much.
It happens still,
sometimes.
Got it. I've seen that happen,
but no.
Niggas don't listen.
Nigga like me
will not listen.
Get me out of here,
nigga.
You're just a rebellious nigga.
I'll turn the volume
up on that shit.
Joe too.
Joe a rebellious nigga too.
What you said?
And you don't need the money,
yo, I'm out.
Pack my shit up, man.
Let me go ahead.
Maybe I'll have the nigga
pack it up for us.
Pack my shit up, nigga.
No, that's fun I am start getting money to like I learned to just tell niggas no fuck off so interesting when you tell niggas I know that some
people think that the money empowers you, and it does, to tell people no and fuck off.
But for me, you didn't get to it
unless you were able to tell people no for certain things.
And I had help with that.
But you got to focus your time on whatever aligns
with where you're trying to go.
In music, we do shit for the look and the favor,
and we show up.
Nigga, no.
No, it's over that that I got work to do
Moving on moving on moving on. Well the Emmys
Did any of you watch it no football what the fuck are you talking about?
Why would we I saw a little bit I did I saw a little bit my mom
My mom text me a set
Quinta one, you know, I feel it's not I feel about Quinta. That's all I needed to see be cracking
Quinta right? Yeah
Listen, I'm here to sell a staple. I'm here to celebrate Quinta. She won. Where's my speech? Here we go. Amy goes to
Quinta Brunson. Come on man. Come on man. Come on man. Congratulations. Let's get some
applause in here too. Big Quinta. I couldn't have been more happy for her. First black woman to win in this category in 40 years
black excellence yeah yeah
Wow thank you so much just I don't even know I'm so emotional I think like the
Carol Burnett of it all.
Thank you so much. Shout out to Carol Burnett, too.
I love making Abbott Elementary so much,
and I am so happy to be able to live my dream and act out comedy.
And I say it every time, but I just love comedy so much
that I am so happy to be a part of this.
I didn't prepare anything because I just didn't think...
I almost cried listening to you sing.
I love my mom, my dad, my sisters, my brothers, my entire family so much.
I love my husband. I'm so happy. I love my cast. I love Abbott Elementary.
Thank you so much.
Come on, man.
Nice, yes.
You can't respect that.
Your whole perspective is whack.
Shout out to her.
Congratulations to Quinta. Let me shut up and toss it to our Canadian sister.
The Emmys was fucking epic.
It was just such a good fucking award show.
Shout out to Jesse Collins.
Black-owned, black-run production company.
Shout out to Daytuan, who's working with him.
Daytuan Thomas, who's a friend of everybody, I'm sure, in this room.
Like, that set the stage.
Anthony Anderson was a great host.
He incorporated his mom into his monologue and that sort of thing.
It was really great
and then it started off with two oh i'm sorry it's okay it started off with two black women
winning huge awards it was um io her last name is etta berry she won for best supporting actress
um in the bear and then right and the beer won best cleaned up i'm getting to that the bear
cleaned up and succession cleaned up it was I'm getting to that the beer cleaned up
and Succession cleaned up
it was their
it was their fucking night
and my little
my favorite
supporting people won too
exactly
yeah
so
yeah
Niecy Nash
the dude from Blackbird
I was like
okay they killed this
yeah Shorty from Dahmer
yeah
yes
yeah and I
actually
we gotta play
Niecy Nash's
acceptance speech
because that shit was super epic.
But the award show opens with Christina Applegate
who announces the Best Supporting Actress win.
But that was a really big moment
because she's got really aggressive multiple sclerosis.
So for her to walk out on the stage
and get a standing ovation, it was...
And we grew up with Christina Applegate.
We did.
We did.
We did.
I mean, you know people
not right now
don't be horny right now
but don't be horny right now you don't need to
barrel a cracker right now
it's his birthday so he can go
yeah yeah
all the whites you can get
hey as many whites
as you can find buddy
yeah so it's starting off with two black actresses winning in like two top categories was just so fantastic.
I have that for you if you're ready.
Niecy Nash.
I'm a winner, baby.
Let's go.
Thank you to the most high for this divine moment.
Thank you, Ryan Murphy Murphy for seeing me Evan Peters
I love you and Netflix every single person who voted for me
Thank you, and my better half who picked me up when I was gutted from this work. Thank you
I want to thank me
I'm believing in me and doing what they said I could not do.
And I want to say to myself in front of all you beautiful people,
go on, girl, with your bad self.
You did good.
Finally, I accept this award on behalf of every black and brown woman who has gone unheard yet over-policed,
like Glenda Cleveland,
like Sandra Bland,
like Breonna Taylor.
As an artist,
my job is to speak truth to power and baby,
I'ma do it to the day I die.
Mama, I won!
That's fine.
You can't respect that.
Your whole perspective is what.
You know what I thought about, Joe?
The conversation we had
about the most deaf and Drake
and all of that type of stuff.
Like, what do you do in the moment?
You know what I mean?
Like, for her to go up there
and use this time to highlight.
To do that.
To do that.
I'm glad she won.
During the Dahmer shit,
when we talked about it
potentially winning awards,
I was like, I hope they give it
to people like Niecy Nash
that were not like...
Playing a killer. Playing a killer. Yeah, glorifying serial killers and shit like that. The show winning awards, I was like, I hope they give it to people like Niecy Nash that were not like... Playing a killer?
Playing a killer. Yeah, glorifying serial killers and shit like that. The show deserves awards,
but let's not glorify the murderer.
And celebrity-fy
the murderer. Yeah.
And I think they did a good job of that. Yeah.
Niecy Nash was, I mean, I was
crying when she won because, I mean, she looked...
I mean, it just was a perfect... So you mean you were like normal?
Yes, I was like normal. But it was just such a perfect moment she looked beautiful the dress
was beautiful everything was beautiful the whole moment everything this was this was not a planned
speech she this was her speaking from her heart and it was wonderful to watch I if you haven't
seen Dahmer and her performance in it she 1000% deserved this award. So she won for best
supporting actress in a limited series
or anthology.
Beef was also a really big winner.
Yeah, I gotta go back and watch that.
Beef is great. Beef, beer,
succession, the people
that are winning this year, should've won.
I'm blessed enough to even be familiar
with beer. Beer for me was one of my
late night, I don't have nothing, let me just start some shit.
And that shit was fire.
It's fantastic.
Is it comedy?
Sort of, kind of.
It's a little bit of everything.
Comedy, drama, suspense.
That was great.
Is that a real term?
I just wrote that up.
Yeah, it's a life of it.
I like that.
It's a life video. Yeah. So another thing that the Emmys did was they reunited casts from, you know,
epic TV shows over the course of like the last 40, 50 years.
So Martin, yeah, they created the set.
So they had the Cheers set.
They had Martin's set.
They had the Game of Thrones throne.
I keep it black right now, though.
Martin.
Yeah.
Yeah, we talking about Martin.
Sorry.
Yeah.
So they reunited the cast. And, you know, that was just a really good.
That's fine.
Rest in peace, Tommy.
Rest in peace, Tommy.
Rest in peace, Tommy, man.
Rest in peace, Tommy.
So basically, Succession wins.
They won.
Everything.
Yeah, they won Best Supporting Actor, Tom.
They won Best Actor, which was Kieran Culkin, who played Roman.
And he went up against Brian Cox and Jeremy Strong.
So basically Kendall and the dad.
Their show.
Yeah.
And he won.
Shiv won for Best Supporting Actress.
And this is all in a drama series.
The Bear won a lot.
Beef won a lot.
Niecy Nash won a lot.
Trevor Noah won for The Daily lot. Beef won a lot. Niecy Nash won a lot. Trevor Noah won
for The Daily Show.
As he always does.
Which was
not Jon Stewart,
but
Best Writing,
this one.
Yeah.
What's my man's name?
The British dude on HBO.
Yeah.
John Oliver.
Those two always win.
John Oliver and Trevor Noah
always win.
Before you leave this,
I also want to point out
I had no idea
that Fox owns Tubi. Yes. I didn't know, I had no idea that Fox owns Tubi.
Yes.
I didn't know that.
Yep.
Wow.
Fox owns Tubi.
Back to the design of things.
When we had that talk before.
Back to the design of things.
Think about that.
That's it.
If you know, you know, and that's it.
I just think it's crazy.
I think that Spotify was just your kid.
They'll give you a platform to get you to get to get part of it at least yeah like you you could do your them
we still gonna just profit off your them and we'll throw you out there and we'll play we'll
play the cut and let you think that you getting this black off or this black platform off
and you're really not you're just making them no no no no no that's not right though because that's not what to be is that he's not he's not that but that you you're
describing to be as if it's like a zeus it's not that at all toby is it separate it has all of that
you know it has blockbuster a-list movies it's it's everything it's just people you speaking to
who's making it pop yeah i was about to about to say, what's making it popular?
It's black people.
Where?
Where?
What's making it popular? Where?
You know it's not my bag.
I'm telling you that whenever you hear something about Tubi, the reputation of the show, I
mean, the reputation of the channel and the brand is that from us.
I'm telling you.
Maybe.
Outside of that, because you go click on, there's ads on smart devices that just say Tubi.
They don't show our movies.
Gotcha.
Again, this is an algorithm game.
Gotcha.
So if we look at nigga shit, they're going to show you nigga shit.
True.
If you're not looking at nigga shit, it'll still show you Tubi, but it'll show you the
shit that you look at.
Gotcha.
That make sense?
I mean, you are more of an authority than I, but.
I want to argue with him, but I'm not.
No, I'm just saying the reputation of the channel is such.
And Ice could be right.
That's just coming from us.
Because that's what we hear about.
That's true.
He could be right.
Yeah, but that's what makes things pop.
I'll stand down.
Huh?
But that is what makes things pop.
What?
Us.
Us.
Spreading the word.
Yeah, but my nigga, if we...
You can't give us something we're not looking for.
If we don't,
if I don't,
the algorithm,
if it ain't,
it's not going to show me
the nigga shit
if I'm not looking
for the nigga shit.
Two of my mans,
you know,
I'm not even talking
about algorithms.
And they hood movies.
I'm talking about
in the world.
I'm not talking about that.
I don't have Tubi,
so I can't speak to it.
I have it.
But I'm not talking
about algorithms.
I'm talking about
just word of mouth making something pop. Yeah, yeah. Yes. I have it. But I'm not talking about algorithms. I'm talking about just word of mouth
making something pop.
Yes. I agree.
White people are not the ones that
we hear in real life
saying
Tubi, Tubi, Tubi, Tubi, Tubi.
I probably have the most white friends in the room.
As a residential white guy in the room.
I don't think anyone ever told me about nothing I know Tubi.
I don't know if you have the most white friends in the room. I might't think he ever told me about nothing I know to be. I don't know if you have
the most white friends
in the room.
I might.
And personally,
we know people
from our hood
that's putting movies
on to us.
And that's the other
side of that.
You don't have to
make that kind of,
you get what I'm saying?
You don't have to make that.
It's a game.
It's a game.
That's true.
It's a game.
Niggas are playing
to what we think
will be,
all right,
I got an opportunity
to put something over here.
Okay,
let me put this together
I want to speak to the hood
let me put the hood shit
on there
and that's who I'm talking to
that's who I'm targeting
and that's what's making
it pop over here
it's actually genius
if you think about it
it is
it's genius
to give people an outlet
to promote their
hood movies
and stuff like that
and have their friends
spread the word
and even spreading the word
about Tubi
and making fun of
the acting and how it's shot and say how great the the word and even spread the word about Tooby and making fun of the acting
and how it's shot and say how great the
storylines is even though it's bullshit production
for a while.
It's a great plan that Fox put together.
I feel I can see. And I'm just saying
with that it's a small percentage of the
catalog that's over there. That's all. No, that's facts.
Probably. I'm sorry.
Can you stop breathing so loud, honey?
He's like, I'm sorry, can you stop breathing so loud, honey? He's like, breathe quietly.
What the fuck is that?
It's nothing.
Pass the ball.
Here, another one.
Yo, you was doing good today.
We have a great park.
Don't start this shit.
You was doing good today, Joe.
Oh, man.
And, Parks, I only asked you that question because on Kill Tony,
every white comedian that comes up there, the panel,
well, in a few episodes say, how many black friends do you have?
And it always stumps the new white comedian.
They always get to, like, three, and that's it stop adding when i said it too
how many black friends you got parks a bunch good too many to count
is digging into crazy fox is him yeah of course he's an ag right now
Carl Shelby's an AG right now, nigga.
Can't tell you today's mathematics.
I'm going to fuck with him.
Peace, Lord. Peace to the God.
Peace to the God.
Peace, Lord.
So what else is important or unimportant out there?
Well, wait, question.
Have you guys ever watched Better Call Saul?
Yeah, of course.
Love that show.
You know that like six seasons, like 53 nominations, never one single win.
I saw that.
That's unfortunate.
It was wild.
That's unfortunate.
Yeah.
That might be one of the better spinoffs of all time.
Yeah.
At least in drama.
It's a spinoff from Breaking Bad, just in case anybody didn't know.
I was alive for the Susan Lucci run.
That don't mean nothing to me.
That's a good point.
What?
You too.
What?
We were alive for the Susan Lucci run.
I think it's the YouTube.
When she was just
dominating.
Oh yeah, right.
Susan Lucci was what?
20, 30 years?
It was like
38 years
or some shit like that.
Some rant.
Did she ever get one?
Ice, please
with your nigga shit.
Please.
Please.
If you don't know
who Susan Lucci is,
Google it.
I think they gave her
like an honorary Emmy
or something like that. I don't know either, Ice. Some insulting shit. Oh, you don't know either? Lucci is, Google it. I think they gave her like an honorary Emmy or something like that.
I don't know either, Ice.
Yeah.
Some insulting shit.
Oh, you don't know either?
I know why I pinned Lucci.
I'm trying to blend in.
What happened, you niggas said?
Who the fuck is Susan Lucci?
Wait till we get to the next quiz.
Her character name.
Oh, you should have told me that.
Erica Kane.
Wait till we get to the next quiz. Her Erica Kane on All My Children, have told me that. Erica Kane. Wait till we get to the next quiz.
Erica Kane on All My Children, Longest Wedding.
Oh!
Y'all never watched All My Children?
No!
No, no, no, no.
Little Tim, the black Erica Kane.
I bet you know that one.
I know her.
Yeah, I know the lyric.
I know you know that.
That's what she talking about.
Oh, OK.
Yeah.
These niggas don't know shit.
Bunch of culture.
There's never much of a soap opera guy.
Yeah, sorry.
This was in my bag.
It's hard doing a music podcast with culture culture, boy.
Oh, it's a music podcast now, yes? Huh?
You switch up the podcast all the time.
No, it's not, because you don't know music.
Let me tell you something, nigga.
Is it a podcast now?
Huh?
Are you running a tight ship?
If you knew music, we would be, guess what, a music podcast.
Hey, you don't share music with your-
But when we talk music, it's just me, Ice, and Parks.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in.
It's your chime in. It's your chime in. It's your chime in. It's your chime in. It's your chime in. Huh? We would be, guess what? Guess what? A music podcast.
But when we talk music, it's just me, Ice, and Parks.
It's your chime in.
We uninclude you guys.
Y'all become uninvolved, silent.
Oh, yeah. We see you've been watching shit.
Huh?
You taking all the notes and stuff?
We see you've been online.
No, I just like to be inclusive.
So I know the spots that everybody kind of acts non-inclusive.
It's my job.
I think Ice is the best when it comes to the music shit.
I don't care.
I know you don't.
And that's bad to say, leader.
You just discouraged me.
What else to y'all?
I want to talk about them bullshit Louis Vuitton Tims.
Them shit is ugly as hell.
You hiding the Louis Vuitton logo behind the fucking tongue, Pharrell.
You my man.
I don't mind that part.
I kind of like it.
I want to see it.
I want some nigga shit.
But when niggas wear it, you going to see it.
I ain't going to hold y'all.
Pharrell is absolutely smoking his line.
No, he's killing it.
Whatever we want to say about the Ths, I don't care because we come
from Tims. So, we
don't need the fucking
$1,500, $1,600 markup on
Tims. Leave that for the niggas that want
to play like that. The regular good old-fashioned
We Tims will always
be universal for life
till death do us part. We'll never
go wrong. But the rest of that
Pharrell shit.
Fire.
He is going absolutely crazy.
I'm even seeing conversations of
is the Pharrell line,
Louis line,
better than the Virgil Louis line
which had hip hop in a chokehold.
Like he's just,
he's killing shit.
He is.
I ain't gonna hold you.
He got that whole, the flagship hold you I just he got that whole
the flagship on
FitFab
he got that whole
shit in a frenzy
there's plenty of people
going in there
looking for
the Pharrell shit
there's mad black
people
in there
saying
where's this at
he got camouflage
Louis shit
he got
he's bugging
you can just see his
vision
that's why I'm on fashion now
fashion is normal people music
like the people that can't make music
they gotta express themselves
in fashion
so like
I've been paying attention to it now
and the spending
he's putting on some of that shit
outside of that million dollar duffel bag
is a waste of time
especially after I lost
cause nigga stole my tune
shit
I'm all for that
you're the
I was about to say
something extra but
million dollar duffel
stupid as fuck
oh no you gonna find that
never
or somebody gonna get
found floating
we gonna find that back
I'm fighting myself
not to buy these
little Freddy Krueger dunks
that cost 40 grand
wait what
no I just seen
they off
you come here with
some Freddy Krueger dunks
40 grand dunks watch watch what happens, nigga.
We will dunk you.
I'll dunk you, nigga.
I'll dunk you, nigga.
What the fuck you talking about?
Why?
Who do you think you are, nigga?
That's why...
You see, he's so slick.
That's why he said, yo,
I was thinking about buying you niggas something.
I walked away.
He know how to...
Yo, he doing the old school shit.
You be doing.
Oh, no, I said I'm getting y'all something.
I'm late. I'm getting y'all something.
I'm late.
I'm getting y'all something for Christmas.
It should land around Valentine's Day.
But I'm being thoughtful about it. And you saw that.
Like Parks was for me.
That's nice.
I want to try to do it like specific for each of y'all.
But when I went in the mall the other day, boy, that shit was frustrating.
I walked in trying to get everybody gifts.
I walked out just annoyed. Like, all right. Who have you gotten so far? Nobody. other day boy that shit was frustrating man i walked in trying to get everybody gifts i walked
out just annoyed like all right who give have you gotten so far uh nobody nobody's okay do you know
when i went to get parks gift they ain't have his size and what i was trying to get which started my
frustration then i went to gucci to get ish some eyewear because he keeps talking about the eyewear
shit but the pair i like in a little thing they didn didn't have it. So I took that as a sign to say, okay, I'm going to try these niggas next week.
Which you wouldn't have thought about getting mail.
I can't tell because the first one I had, we couldn't probably be taking as an insult.
But I want to make it.
I want to package it with love.
Keep going.
Freeze.
No, I'm not telling all of y'all.
You can't just.
No, I'm getting y'all gifts.
That causes division.
That causes division with me.
If you divided, then who cares?
I don't care.
Last year was so great.
I don't care if y'all divided.
We find a way.
Yeah, y'all got gifts coming to y'all.
It'll be there.
It's not to get anything in return.
Got you.
Got you.
Why not, man?
I just found out from my children that the young niggas these days are wearing ACGs again. They brought them back. That's. One up, man. I just found out from my children that the young niggas these days
are wearing ACGs again. They brought them back.
That's what's up, man. Good.
Everything comes back. Good. Yeah.
Good. Everything always comes back. Kids just wear
ACGs. I'm not mad.
I'm happy about what black boots is out
other than constructions.
And constructions fuck up after about
a good week. Facts.
These niggas today have some all black Dior or something.
No, Nico came to me and said, Daddy, I want some ACG.
I said, nigga, what?
You want some what?
AC what?
What are you talking about?
And he said, they wearing them.
They showed the top 10 most expensive sneakers.
Yesterday, I saved it.
Yo, the highest sneaker was 1.6 mil.
Was that some auctioneer Jordan that you signed or something?
Yeah, I was like, what the fuck?
Oh, okay, I thought you just meant a sneaker that, okay.
They got one of the Kobe's, the Jordan 3's,
and the Laker colors they made specifically for Kobe,
them shits was like 400 grand or some wild shit.
So you talking about some $40,000 Freddy Krueger dunks.
Freddy better be in my dreams.
You're fucking fine, yo.
They was fine, though.
You're bugging, yo.
They was fine.
And if I were to get them,
I should be able to come in here
and wear them to work.
Niggas will flip you, nigga.
I will flip you.
You said you doubt it?
He said 1,000%.
I will flip you.
Facts.
And let me wear it.
I'm going to put it on.
I'm going to wear it, nigga.
Well, that's the thing.
If you were adopting the same ideology, then I wouldn't have to wear them, right?
I'm trying to lead by example.
None of y'all niggas want to get dressed for work, especially you.
Y'all niggas dress like it's a laundromat day.
Don't worry, but I'm going to put you off camera in a minute.
Then you're going to be mad.
Then you're going to say, oh, why you put me off camera?
Well, it's because you dress like Laundry Day.
So you don't take pride in that hoodie.
Come on, man.
People are watching.
People are watching.
What did you say?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Just because you come with these daffy duck, Scrooge McDuck, big bird shoes, this stupid ass outfit.
Hey, Reddit outfit nigga.
Nigga.
These are Ugg socks.
Nobody, yeah.
Don't fuck me up, reddit outfit, nigga.
Write it down.
Ugg socks with socks on, nigga.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
Just because you got them bullshits on, that don't mean nothing, nigga.
Those niggas are idiots, man.
What type of socks is those?
Uggs?
You got me.
You got me nice.
Yo.
You got me just fine.
Yeah.
Better change the direction, nigga.
Don't come over here
change the direction
I don't want to smoke
for 2024
I don't want to smoke
you should want smoke
for me
I'm bringing it all
speaking of me
not wanting smoke
in 2024
I want to wrap
my good sister
Ari Lennox
in warmth
love
and prayer
I want to wish her the strength to overcome any obstacle that may stand before her.
I want to wish her the confidence to never waver in a bright moment.
What else do we want to?
You're doing well.
Keep going.
Oh, seriously.
I am serious.
Yeah, you're doing good.
What else do I want to wish for Ari Lennox, man?
I just want to send love her way in an industry that historically has not been great to women.
Now is not the time for any woman out there to feel like they are under attack, unheard, or not seen.
And if I've ever added to that, then I want to do my best to change the trajectory.
So shout out to Ari Lennox.
Shout out to Ari.
I'm going to put my shoe back on.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's probably the problem.
Let's go.
Mel.
Shout out to Ari.
Anybody you want to cover in love and light?
Ari.
I just was wondering, what prompted that?
Just reflection.
Accountability.
Accountability, reflection.
He was decided.
It's 2024.
Yeah.
I know that many of y'all didn't believe that I was done punching down and just getting into frivolous shit for the sake of content or the betterment of content, but couldn't be further from the truth.
I want to try to set a new example in 2024.
It should inspire me with that whole, I'm not firing at niggas.
I like that shit.
I'm trying to get my old nigga back.
That part, but...
No, when it's time to fire,
you'll fire, but I don't think this was
one of those instances. I did, however,
I did see what
she had to say. In response?
In response to what I had to say.
I did.
She says... What did she say she says uh she's thinking about suing me okay though
she did not hear what I had to say let me be the first she said that she is willing to blow the 20K on this suit, even though by her own admission,
she used the Rod Wave tour money to catch up on bills.
And that was a tour that she was not happy to be on.
She also attempted to demean and defame a black man while summoning the powers universally of black women while simultaneously bigging up a white man who fetishizes.
All on Martin Luther King Day.
Oh, disgusting.
Martin Luther King Day.
Oh, disgusting.
So sometimes if you're listening out there, when you travel first class, the stewardess will come and bring you a bag of cashews.
Sometimes she'll come and bring you just a bag of almonds.
But in that other instance, she's going to come and
offer you a bag of
mixed nuts. You guessed it.
This chick is a bag
of fucking mixed
nuts. Mixed nuts come
from everywhere.
You don't know where the nuts
This nuts is from
the head and ass from the west
coast, the east coast. It's from the junk drawer. This bitch is all the head and head. It's from the West Coast, the East Coast.
It's from the junk drawer.
This bitch is all the nuts combined.
And I think she's done a great job of proving the exact point that I was trying to make in the last broadcast.
And we shower her with love.
Turn around.
Hey, yo, what just happened? Every now and then.
You see what you started? Turn around. Yo, what'd you slap at? Every now and then I hear a little bit of... You see what you started?
Turn around.
What song?
Little, little, little...
What?
Little, little, little...
Turn around.
Bright eyes.
Every now and then I fall in love...
All right, All right.
That was fire.
Yeah.
I didn't think that I didn't think that I didn't think that I was coming in here with a football helmet.
To give that take. need to further try to humiliate, embarrass, or defame a black woman on my platform.
And some of my peers could probably take a page out of that book.
Do you think you were defaming her, though?
You gave an opinion.
I think your opinion was valid.
We, you know, and I don't want to repeat it.
I said what I said.
She said what she said.
At this point, my name is Bennett
and I'm not in it.
Okay.
Don't give yourself
false titles.
False actions.
You didn't defame her.
But okay, salute.
What else we got?
What else we got going on?
Well, we talked about the Emmys.
Grammys is up next.
Leave me alone.
I'm trying to get away from this.
This is crazy, y'all.
You good, boy.
Grammys up next.
And we hear that
Puff turned down the Grammy invite. Puff has turned
down his Grammy
invite that they
kind of rescinded. Why do we know?
Why do we know that?
Publicist.
Spiritual healer.
Got it.
Okay.
Same way you know everything else.
We know because somebody wanted us to know.
Exactly.
That's how it was.
But we already knew before that person wanted us to know.
We could have told them, hey, Buff ain't coming to the Grammys.
Yeah.
We could have told them that.
And they threw in there, despite being nominated for a Grammy for the first time in however many years.
Yeah, it don't matter.
It don't matter, bro.
I don't expect to see Puff till 2030.
I'm not going to lie to you.
Yeah, you could have gave the publicist a month off.
Yeah.
That's cool.
Then they put the other report.
Him and Diageo have resolved that.
Well, no.
They dropped. He dropped his lawsuit he... Well, they dropped.
He dropped his lawsuit against them.
And they dropped whatever it was.
Everybody just dropped it.
Okay.
Mm-hmm.
Keep me far away from the news, bro.
That's it.
2030 sounds about right.
Yep.
26.
Another thing I will say is weird, speaking of Grammys,
I did see a commercial during, I guess it was one of the football games or something.
They were going crazy.
There was like Super Bowl commercials during them shits.
Did they list all the performers?
Because usually it's hyped around a performer.
I only saw three.
Oh, I didn't see the Grammy commercial.
I just thought you were talking about commercials.
No, I'm talking about the Grammys in particular.
I had like a three-hour block or three-minute block in one of them sh list, you know, with performances by boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
It looked light this year.
Who was listed out of curiosity, remember?
Dua Lipa.
Okay.
That's the one that stood out for me.
Okay.
Big Dua Lipa fan.
Yeah, yeah.
I can see that for you.
Yeah, yeah.
Music is great.
Yeah.
You like Dua Lipa?
She's talented. Yeah, yeah. Music is great. Yeah. You like the Leeper? She's talented.
Very, very talented.
That's the only way you remember from her?
No, that's all.
That's it.
I'm just asking if y'all...
I'm sure there'll be more performers in that.
Yeah, definitely.
It's coming up, though.
It is.
It is.
A couple weeks.
Usually, like, right after the Super Bowl.
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
I've seen if y'all noticed it as well.
That was it. I didn't. Did not. But I. I've seen if y'all noticed it as well. That was it.
I didn't.
Did not.
But I'm sure they were just teasing some.
There'll be more.
Nah, what's really crazy is y'all really still sleep.
That's what's crazy.
That's what's crazy.
But it's all good, though.
That'll be your wake-up call.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Dog.
Playing my sleeper. Dog. Oh, I ain't gonna sleep with you
I'm sorry, it's all good
Time to flip the club back over to the cool side
No, no, no, let him off
I'ma give him a couple bars though
I kinda like when they sleep on me though
That's why they call me Freddy
He should've spelled his name on this
F-A-B-O-L-O-A
You had me sleeping on the fact that I was really like that
But it wasn't a deep sleep, it was a really light nap
I finally woke up and we broke up, should be illy like that
It's kinda hard to play Jermaine when you really like Jack
I might've tapped a couple times but we ain't really like that
And you look good in that white dress but I can't really wipe that
You had me looking at your exes like you really like that
Oh yeah, I'm not your cup of tea, I'm a tequila nightcap.
That's the pocket I need Fab in, boss.
I need Fab to take all of the fire,
slow R&B joints and just soul tape them shits out
and just get at chicks.
I just need... Rapping Fab, y'all know how I feel already. I ain't gotta say it. shits out and just get at chicks.
Rapping Fab. Y'all know how I feel already.
I ain't got to say it. And I like Fab
throwing in a little hate because we don't
know Fab to be like, you got me looking at
your exes like, you really like that?
Yeah, Fab.
She does. That's what she like, man.
And you got to see the new nigga she with.
Slaps me.
Anyway, yo, this is fire.
That's all I have to say.
I didn't have a long deep dive, but that's the bag I like my fab in,
and I can't wait to hear more of that.
Love it.
Love it.
Keep it going, man.
Every week.
Let's go, fab.
It's different.
The family.
Yeah.
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
What else?
I'm watching news last night, and then I fell asleep.
So when I woke up, the news was on some American shit.
Oh, that. When I woke up, they was on some American shit. When I woke up,
they was on some and they started talking about
the presidential election
for some reason.
The Iowa caucus.
The Iowa Instacaucas.
The Instacaucas.
The Iowa Instacaucas.
And them niggas was like,
Trump's got a big lead in Iowa
and the second place person has 14%.
So he's killing Iowa.
And if he gets momentum here and wins,
then he'll go to North Dakota
with the momentum behind him
and sweep out there.
It's like it's always the fucking Dakotas.
We never hear about the Dakotas
until there's some fuck shit going on.
Trump is back.
I didn't know that he was back.
I thought he was arrested.
I thought he had charges, indictments.
He grabbed pussies.
He did everything.
Interaction.
He did everything you could do.
And he's still got a firm grip on the Iowa caucus.
Man, if they don't give us Bill Cosby back.
He's home.
They gave him back.
Oh, then give us R. Kelly back.
Give niggas back.
If Trump can do all this shit and we still trust him to run the country,
half the people in Iowa said,
if he's convicted, we still want him to run the country.
More than half.
More than half.
It was seven out of ten people in Iowa said that the conviction would not matter. They still trust him to run the country. More than half. More than half. More than half, right? It was seven out of ten people in Iowa said that the conviction would not matter.
They still trust him to run the country.
So my question to y'all is, because Trump is coming.
Remember like Nas is coming?
Trump is coming.
Trump is coming.
Trump is coming.
And I'm conflicted.
He was up. he was giving us bread
I'm a little conflicted
I ain't gonna lie to y'all
hey
let me preface
all of this with
politics is not my bag
in case you're surprised
prefer to the tag
in the beginning man
politics is not my bag
but I know that
niggas starved
while Biden was here
damn I sound like
an elitist now
Trump will come in,
give all of y'all, y'all $1,100
for y'all to go to Gucci
while he steals the real war budgets
and all the other shit going on.
He's going to get some money.
The financial part of America
is going to turn again.
It will.
Now, who do black people have
to run against him
nobody
is Rihanna still pregnant
Rihanna pregnant still fucking ASAP
fucking up the country
The Rock
you gonna go back to old faithful
now they was waiting to see if The Rock
was on the table
cause if you on the thingamajig.
You can't do that, dude.
You can't do that.
But why if Trump can run?
Trump killing.
What do you think about that, Ish?
The Rock is on the what?
He was waiting to see if he was on the list.
Trump coming back.
When is this presidency shit?
Next year.
Next year, right?
So that means this year they're going to start their marketing album rollout.
What do you mean?
Actually, it's this year.
It just started.
It's 24.
It's November 24. Election. So this is it,'s this year. It's this year. It just started. It's 24. It's November 24.
Election.
So this is it, right?
Yeah.
24.
It's the year.
Oh, man.
He waited.
It popped out on top of the air.
Oh, somebody is talking
to Biden's hospice right now.
You think they on?
Somebody is.
Hey, get his hospice out here.
We have a message to convey.
Get his hospice out here?
Yo, what are you talking about?
When hospice show up,
times is grim. I really, honestly,
we in a fucked up
state. If those are
our two picks, it's bad, bro.
Same as before. It was bad before.
Is Trump that bad?
Come on, man. He wasn't good.
Oh, he's a bigot.
I mean, if you remove that to the side.
We knew what he was when he came in here.
You removed the bigotry out there.
We knew.
A lot of bigots.
We knew what he was.
Voted for him.
We knew it.
No, black people voted for him, too.
Yo, listen.
Black people voted for Trump.
Yo, my man got a new house, right?
Look, no lie.
My man got a new house.
He's a psychosaurus.
Cory know him?
Cory.
CIS.
Please.
I'm saying my man, right? Yo, just let him land. CYosaurus. Cory, no? Cory. CIS. Please. Stop saying my name.
Good letter, man.
CYS.
So I go look at the house.
It's in a remote area in New Jersey.
So I call a nigga on the phone.
I said, yo, you know what you got yourself into?
He said, what you mean?
I just started taking pictures, sending them to him.
The car across the street, literally, in the back of the car,
has a picture this big
of Trump on the back window.
It looked like he's sitting
in the back seat.
I'll just show you the picture, yo.
Show me.
Look, next,
the truck right in front of me,
try that in a small town.
Trump 2024.
Yo, Trump,
let's make America re-great again. They got a new slogan. Oh, shit. Look, then we got another Trump 2024 Yo Trump let Make America Regreat against
They got a new slogan
Oh shit
Look
Then we got another
Trump flag
On the side of this house
Trump DeSantis flag
On the side of this house
I told Corey
I said yo
You in for some shit
When you doing this rehab
You know
You right though
We gotta start thinking about
Niggas is out here
Trying to buy real estate
And land
And these areas
Bruh Trust me You absolutely right about that I told that nigga Yo fam Start thinking about it. Niggas is out here trying to buy real estate and land. And these areas, bruh, trust me.
You absolutely right about that.
I told that nigga, yo, fam, you got some shit on your hands.
You're going to be fucking around in here doing some plumbing.
These things come here.
We heard a noise.
Bow.
What's going on in these parts, boy?
Boy, what?
Yeah, but nah, Corey could fight.
And if not, I'll try the Woodbridge and help.
Woodbridge?
I don't want to say it.
I know. We wasn't in Woodbridge. We was inbridge? I don't want to say it. I know.
We wasn't in Woodbridge.
We was in.
I know where y'all was at.
Y'all.
Fam, I'm telling you, y'all, we playing around.
So I follow some page that just goes to all the Trump rallies and just says some condescending shit.
Okay.
Ever surrender?
That's right.
And that's from when he surrendered
and got his mugshot taken?
Yes, it is.
Okay, thanks for letting me know.
That's right.
And that's from when he surrendered
and got his mugshot taken?
Yes, it is.
He got the shirt over the window.
Never surrender?
That's right.
And that's from when he surrendered and got his mugshot taken?
Thanks for letting me know.
Don't be funny.
All right, last one.
Gun-free zones.
More guns.
Yep.
Can't fight fire with water.
You got to fight fire with fire.
What?
Fight fire with water? Hold on. Depends on what fight fire with fire. What? Fight fire with water?
Yeah.
Depends on what's in the fire.
Yo!
You fight fire with water.
Yeah.
See?
I love these pages.
Yo, the whites
this damn be funny.
They be humorous whites.
Does that say
never surrender?
Is that from when he surrendered?
Yup.
They be like, yup.
Yo, y'all playing around.
We told the story
too many times
of us being on tour
in Florida
during the election.
Pensacola.
Pensacola.
A lot of pickup trucks
with the brolic whites.
Them whites all thieves.
The whites that farm.
The whites that hunt.
That too.
That's the ones.
Serious.
They walk around with camo on.
They hit a squirrel from 30 paces.
What you think they can do to that black ass?
That's why we got to switch it.
The white people got switches?
No.
No, they got accuracy.
But they got accuracy.
They have military sniper training.
Move all the space.
Veterans for Trump.
They got a new...
They texting you?
Keep down with them, niggas.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You taking this white shit a little too far in? wait, wait, wait. You taking this white shit a little too far?
Wait, wait.
You taking this white shit?
You taking this barrel cracker thing too far?
Yo, dog, I told Corey, like, you think I'm playing?
They got a new slogan, Save America Again, Trump 2024.
That's the new slogan.
Oh, man, we need Def Jam to come.
Word.
We need somebody with some marketing.
We need a plan. We need a publicist. Rick Rubin. Yeah, we need Def Jam to come. We need somebody with some marketing. We need a plan. We need a publicist.
Rick Rubin.
We need somebody.
We need somebody.
Yo, somebody.
This nigga Truck 6. Try that in a small town.
I think so too.
We don't have a candidate.
Nick can't even walk.
You think he'd run again?
What?
He's gonna run again. It's'll run again? What? By then.
He's going to run again. He's going to run again.
It don't matter.
But it don't matter.
No, it matters.
He ain't getting back in balance.
If you had somebody coherent,
that's a quality candidate,
then...
I'm saying him running.
What I thought was going to happen,
I thought he was going to announce him not running
and let her run.
Thought about that, too.
That's what I thought.
Thought about that, too.
This man Trump won the Iowa caucus.
Trump won over Iowa.
He going crazy out here.
Look, you don't even care.
You're not even down because you half white.
Oh, shit.
She didn't know what that shit was like.
Oh, dude, you got a horse in both races.
Can, can, can, can.
Did you mean a horse?
Oh, and real quick.
While we was talking about the Emmy shit, I forgot.
I wanted to highlight RuPaul, who I had no idea was the winningest reality show host in all of Emmy history with like 15.
Oh, wow.
Who the fuck knew that about RuPaul?
Yeah.
Salute.
Salute.
I had that on my list.
You didn't hit it for some reason.
We got started talking.
I anticipated you skipping some of the black excellent stuff.
Nigga stomped all over me.
Yeah, I bet.
Leave her alone.
That's it.
John.
She tried.
I saw her.
She tried.
Yo, Flip.
Watch your mouth, yo.
Uh-oh.
I saw a live that you was on.
You was talking to somebody
from Jersey.
A little reckless.
Just letting you know
you can't do that
to pick Jersey, bro.
No, they straightened him up.
Who straightened me up? I was in that live. They bro No they straightened him up Who straightened me up
I was in that live
They straightened him up
They didn't straightened me up
I'm from Queens nigga
Who he spoke to
They straightened him right on up
Quick
Quick fast
I was with my fat boy
Quick fast
About a boxing match
Yeah on Ghillie Live
But ain't nothing straightened up
I'm out here now nigga
It's my city too
Who what
He said that too
Yo this is my state now
Yeah whatever it is
I'm out here
I checked him the next day.
Yo, watch your fucking tone.
I mean, you said that, but I ain't listen to you.
I just thought it was my old uncle rambling.
I thought you was drunk.
Sounds like a drunk.
I'm him.
I'm him.
Got something to say about that?
Or you stand with me?
I don't.
Which one?
What are you answering?
I don't stand with you.
And I don't have anything to say.
So that protects me in not standing with you.
You better keep your little suburban ass up here.
Go ahead down the family.
Come on.
I've been over there.
I would have thought Fatboy would be on the list of niggas that you don't want to smoke with.
Why not?
I just would have thought that.
Ray J tried to put me and Fatboy boxing matches together.
Don't name drop another nigga.
We talking about you and Fatboy.
Yeah.
He been trying.
He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. He been trying. about you and Fatboy. Yeah. He been trying. Bring up another nigga
with some predictions.
And he came right on
and let you know immediately.
Like, you know.
Nigga.
I saw it.
I'm telling you.
Fatboy lost a lot of weight, too.
He did.
He did.
I made it perfectly clear
what happened.
Shout out to Fatboy.
That's my brother.
There you go.
There you go.
I'll fix Fatboy.
Shout out Winky.
I'll fix Fatboy.
I'll fix all you niggas.
Shout out Winky.
And fix all you niggas
like how you niggas left me. There you go. All you niggas abandoned me up, Winky. And fix all you niggas like how you niggas left me.
There you go.
All you niggas abandoned me.
Right in the snot box.
Yeah.
I know.
Change the subject.
Subject changes.
Oh, let me mute up.
Yeah.
How we left you.
Clear it out for him.
You niggas left me hanging, man.
You niggas really out here got these motherfuckers believing that I'm corny enough to intentionally
wear some socks to get at my sister, nigga.
None of you niggas defend me.
You there putting stupid fizzes up.
She's the only one that, hold on, she's the only one that I would,
she's the only one that I would accept anything from.
The white man that pointed it out, nobody judged him or said anything.
Like, I would come here, I've been wearing them socks for a fucking long time
with a whole outfit to it, and you motherfuckers didn't even defend Flip. Now, Flip ain't going to do that. You niggas
actually, actually allow this disgusting narrative to play out about a nigga that you around that I
would do some fruity, skittle, strawberry, starburst shit like that. Go. How many pairs of socks you got
in your crib? A lot of white ones and a lot of black ones. How many pairs of socks you got in your crib? A lot of white ones and a lot of black ones.
How many pairs of socks
you got in your crib
with somebody's face on them?
Seven.
So you could have wore
any of the other socks, right?
Yes.
So you chose
to put them socks on
and bring them in here
on camera, right?
Nigga!
Bring them in.
Yo, stop playing.
I had fucking sweats on.
I'm asking you.
I didn't bring them here on camera.
So you can't say that,
but I chose to wear them, yes.
So then you made that conscious decision.
No.
You got to live with that.
Nobody told you to flip and you should wear them.
I accept all that bullshit, but I want my brothers and sister to defend me by not flipping.
What is there to defend?
I defend it.
Somebody attacked you?
That's why he wore the socks.
No, man.
I don't know nothing about that.
That's why I wore the socks.
Let me get at you. Yeah, I'm happy. You see? You see? You see? Oh, wore the socks. No, man. I don't know nothing about that. That's why I wore the socks. Let me get at you.
Yeah, I'm happy.
You see?
You see?
You see?
Oh, I'm happy.
Yeah, yeah.
The problem is you old niggas don't...
You old niggas don't...
You old niggas lack leadership.
All you old niggas in here lack leadership.
So I'm supposed to call you and say,
don't wear them socks?
Now, let me talk about it.
All you old niggas in here lack leadership.
All you do is maim, make fun of, and poke fun of
because I'm a nigga that will stand on the line of fire and take shots for this fucking podcast, nigga.
I'm the nigga that'll play the bad guy.
And all you niggas can't fucking take a little bit of fucking peace and love for Flip and put it out there and represent me well.
I take all the shots.
But don't make me like some type of sucker shit.
And we know Tippy Toe Johnson over here,
Preserve Relationships.
We know fucking Light Skin Hope, Preserve.
Everybody does it.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Light Skin Hope, chill.
I'm not done.
Light Skin Hope.
Everybody does it.
But when it come to flip, I barely wear socks.
I look crazy.
I don't even know what you're talking about.
The only person I accept shit from is my sister.
That's why I'm ordering 100 socks with her face on it, nigga. I'm going to wear socks. I look crazy. I don't even know what you're talking about. The only person I accept shit from is my sister. That's why I'm ordering a hundred socks with her face on it, nigga.
I'm going to wear it.
I'm wearing a jersey.
I told her to come in here with the pink.
But that's still your sister.
And pink bandana.
I love her.
That's my people's.
She texted me.
Oh, you can't see.
All right, I'm going to share.
Oh, she flipped on me.
She's going to shout salute.
See, that's where I really was going to go.
Good to have brothers, man.
I'll tell you that
But y'all niggas
You gonna hold me down nigga
It's good dad brothers
Hold me down
You gotta hold me down
Hey flip
Cause you
I don't even know
What he talking about
Of course you gonna do
And people like when you do that
I don't know
To discredit me
People like when you do that
Yo flip crack
Flip girl
Yo inform
This can never crack me nigga
Inform me
Fuck this nigga
It's his birthday Fuck him He can never do that, nigga. Inform me. Fuck this nigga. It's his birthday.
Fuck him.
He can never do that.
I'm saying that my brothers should defend the fact that I wouldn't do some bird shit like that
by wearing a pair of fucking socks to disrespect Melissa Ford.
Point blank, period.
Defend me, nigga.
Y'all niggas been around me.
Y'all know how I carry it, and I'm very vocal.
Don't touch me.
I'm very vocal.
I'm totally against them goofy songs.
That's just me.
I didn't even know.
True, true.
But you still gotta defend me. I didn't know you gotta I'm very vocal. I'm totally against them goofy songs. That's just me. I didn't even know. True, true. But you still had to defend me.
I didn't know you got attacked to defend you.
I was in there throwing up the piss while they were attacking me.
That's fine.
They were saying everything I couldn't say.
No, no, I got a question for you. You know what?
Oh, shit.
Nigga, yo, let me tell you.
My hand flipped.
No, no, hold on, hold on.
Nigga, you motherfucker.
Let me tell you something.
Nigga, I watch you up here for tech relationships by telling Parks, yo, yo, yo, before we leave, yo, yo. Yo Nigga, you motherfucker. Let me tell you something. Nigga, I watch you up here protect relationships
by telling Parks,
yo, yo, yo,
before we leave,
yo, yo,
yo, yo, you good?
Let me go back to your park.
I stay right there
by the door and listen.
Yo, take that up.
We're going to put that
behind the paint.
Well, fuck out of here, nigga.
You protecting ass nigga.
Don't pick and choose with me.
I take the shots,
but defend me.
I don't protect nobody.
No, no, no.
Let me ask you a question.
I have a question.
Let me just talk to the audience.
Yeah, talk to them.
I don't protect anybody that said, no, no. Let me ask you a question. I have a question. Let me just talk to the audience. Yeah, talk to them. I don't protect anybody
that said they used to
lend me their clothes.
What you mean by that?
What about lending clothes?
A nigga was being funny.
If I had my shades on right now?
A nigga was being funny, nigga.
I fucking posted the screenshot
and you wrote a comment
under the screenshot
that I posted
when we had the conversation
when the nigga said I begged.
Let's talk about that. I posted when we had the conversation when the nigga said I begged. Let's talk about that.
I posted the screenshot of the conversation
in 2018
of how I obtained it
and you commented under it to be funny to
to pander to the fans, nigga.
You can't fuck with me, nigga. This is the name.
Nigga, you ducked this
nigga. You ducked your man.
Once you duck that nigga out of fear,
y'all niggas can't say nothing to me, nigga.
That's true.
Nothing.
Ain't on my side.
We got such a great part of the show for you.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I got a question.
My fault.
God damn it.
You protect relationships, right?
I do.
And you say you defend your sister.
You two and your brother.
You protect your brothers, too.
My brother can handle it.
Trust me.
All right, but you protecting him,
you defending him up here.
I'm always going to stand with my brother.
Oh, yeah.
Even if he do something wrong or say something crazy, you defend him.
No, I don't defend him.
I'll say he won the battle when he lost.
I'll say that.
Yeah, tell me.
Tell me.
Okay.
You say that's your sister, right?
Of course.
Of course.
That's what I say.
Okay.
And that's how I feel.
And you have the relationship.
Have you protected your sister?
With who?
No further questions, your honor.
With who?
Don't worry about it.
Of course I did.
Okay.
Y'all niggas ain't outside.
Y'all niggas just inside.
I'm always inside.
Going to secret ass clubs.
I'm outside way more than you.
Y'all niggas ain't outside, nigga.
Deep inside.
Y'all niggas gonna be outside
in the hood.
Deep field.
Nope.
You be in the house.
And you niggas can't pressure me
to go.
Y'all niggas, that's weak.
I'm not pressuring you to do nothing.
Y'all can't bully me, nigga.
Sub my dick to whoever.
Not to y'all.
Y'all my mates.
I don't talk to y'all niggas like that.
But fuck them niggas.
At this point,
they didn't sell underwear, right?
Oh, shit.
You ain't get to bundle.
You in the Uniqlo.
Nigga ain't got to bundle.
I didn't buy that.
It was given to me
with a pair of sneakers
for free and an outfit, nigga.
A Reebok shit.
I wore them a lot of times.
Listen, I have a great part
of the show.
Let's get to part of the show, man.
They nervous when it come to me
And this is from
You sound crazy
This is from Yugi
Or U-G
Y-U-G-I
Big U-G
And U-G says
What's up fellas and Mel
Hi
Shout out to y'all
Here's my question
In mending friendships How or what methods Do do you go about returning to the point or situations where the friendship was broken to begin with?
I understand that things will be different. But for example, let's say that you and a friend started a business together and he skimmed money on the side and you both decide to put it behind you and considerable time goes by with nothing but trustworthy actions from that person
and another business opportunity presents itself.
Excluding contracts,
I look forward to hearing your opinions.
ICE's in particular,
we seem to have a lot in common
when it comes to standing our ground.
So let me not waste time.
I'm not, he said outside of contracts,
it wouldn't be nothing else.
Fool me once.
I'm not getting in business.
I don't care how much.
I trusted you up to this point
to even go into business with you the first time,
and you did some fuck shit.
Okay, we got past it.
We cool.
We back to wherever.
I trust you again,
but I also learned from that previous mistake too.
I'm not getting into business with you again,
probably ever,
but if I did, I would absolutely too. I'm not getting into business with you again, probably ever, but if I did,
I would absolutely make sure I'm protected.
I would be insulated properly the second time around.
Yeah, that's it.
I agree.
I agree.
Now, this person could possess a unique set of skills
to where as your business furthers doing it this way.
So I'm not just going to close the door
on the second opportunity,
but I'm going to watch with a different eye for sure.
Again,
I'm a firm believer and you can do business with people that you ain't all
the way right with.
You can be protected in,
in,
in on the business aspect of it.
So we can do business.
I don't mean we got to fuck with each other at all.
Good business.
Good business.
So usually if you feel like this person is an asset, then it's risk assessment at this point.
That's it.
That's it.
Anybody else with this?
I'll stand with that.
Yeah.
I'll stand with that.
Y'all kind of echo my thoughts.
Sentiment.
Yeah.
If we said it first, it's not an echo.
I said my thoughts.
We can hear you stop playing my man like that
he's so arrogant that if we say it first
y'all echoed
my brilliance just now
so shocked of you guys
to have come to the same ideas
he's the greatest
Destin Conrad, Alex Isley.
Come on, man.
Those two names alone should tell you what's going on.
This song is called Same Mistake.
Both friends of the show. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do Do you want to play games?
Nighttime you're mine
And daylight you act like you don't even know my name
Hurts me to say
But I gotta move on
What you want me to say?
I thought I could become the type of guy that you're looking for
But maybe I'm not good enough for you
Now that love is almost gone, I'll fall like it better
Fall like it, I've been home, lost control of the way
The way I feel about it, but
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Same mistake Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- That I don't need Got ahead of myself Gotta retrace my steps
Cause I lost me the moment
I took a piece of you
You may never believe
But I'm sorry
I never meant for it to go this way
Only wanted the best
And I'm sticking to my story
This was a moment for me
And this was all it could be
Now that love is almost gone I'm falling, I get better
But I cannot be home Lost control of the way
The way I feel about it Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Same mistake
Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
Same mistake
That's brand new music from Destin Conrad and Alex Isley.
Hard.
Both friends of the show.
Shout out to y'all.
That record is called Same Mistake.
Available on your phone and on DSPs right this very second.
Shout out to the R&B lovers out there.
Hard.
All right, all right.
I'm going down to Texas, Bay City, Texas, to be exact.
This record is called 020299, and it's by The Mexican OT.
All right.
All right. Can't nobody tell me shit cause I got cutters, motherfucker
Bitch, I'm virtual till I die, no, I can't be nobody other
So much I put it, the only thing we got is just each other
I'm the type that need the walls up when they ballin' cause I'm good
I ain't fuck your sister, bitch, I'm just a motherfucker
Nah, I'm lyin', I knock the ass down too And we got in lots of trouble
Fuck me, skin O.T. and fuck his rap
See, just a bitch
Oh, I'm virtual till I die
No, yes sir, I'm with the shits
On 288, swangin' L4s like I'm in the UFC
My chopper got a mind of his own
So if it shoot, it ain't on me
I stay out the L because I'm a G
Bad bitch with me, she stay on fleek
Miami hit up a shoot, shoot a three
Call my chopper kid because they knock out her knee
Yes, bitch, I'm cut, throw no love, ho We gon' get them done, foe
Hop out with these sticks, I told my tío, let that mug blow
Mismatched my Rezonda, got me feelin' like I'm love, foe
If the bitch can't afford my washer, then I ain't got time for itty-bitty pro, ho
Ayo, is that that Mexican OT?
Can't nobody tell me shit cause I got cutters
Motherfucker, bitch, I'm virtual
Till I die, no, I can't be nobody other
So much, I put it, the only thing we got is just each other
I'm the type that need the walls up when they falling
Cause I'm good
I was deep in that water, swimming with them fishes
Them crate on me, me since I was jumping fences
I came out of mud like a victim of ditches
Everywhere I go, got a Glock in my breeches
Cut them up, not a doctor giving them some stitches
A beam on the eyeball I ain't never missing Double D's on the cutter then they got extensions
In the south side of Texas double cup we sipping South side steppin' I'm player made I pull
up if I miss it with many mad If it's drama you want we pull up where you
stay I ain't callin' em cause I'm one deep hitter's
thing Ready for war I'm straight up like a soldier
The two niggas knock your head right off your shoulder
I'm acting up fully while pushing the stall, my grandma make cookies They got me on slow-mo Virgil, you have everything under control
It is all in your mind
The world is now in your hands
That is That Mexican O.T.
What is it, O2?
O2, 99.
That was hard
I am going to
I'm playing throwbacks man
Most F Hip Hop Run for the temple, teeth all the time, come on Speech is my hammer, bang the world into shape, now let it fall
My restlessness is my nemesis, it's hard to really chill and sit still
Committed to page, I write around, sometimes won't finish for days
Scrutinize my literature, from the large to the miniature, I mathematically add
Minister, subtract the wax, select the wheelie back, I'm feeling that
From the core to the perimeter, black, you know the motto
Stay fluid, even in staccato
Full-blooded, full-throttle, breathe deep inside the drum hollow
There's the hum, young man, where you from?
Brooklyn number one, native son
Speaking in the native tongue, I got my eyes on tomorrow
While you still trying to find where it is
I'm on the ad where it lives and dies
Violently, silently, shine so virulently That I squint and catch his lips
Embrace the bass with my dark ink fingertips Used to speak the keys in the lish
But caught a rash on my lips So now I check just like this
Long range from the bass line, switch Move like an apparition
Blow to the ground with ammunition Move from the gate, voice cued on your tape
Putting food on your plate, many crews can relate
Who choosing your thing, yo?
We went from picking cotton, to chain gang line shopping
To bebopping, to hip-hopping
Blue's people got the blue chip stock option
Invisible man, got the whole world watching
Where you at? I'm high, low, east, west
All over your map, I'm getting big rocks with this thing called hip-hop
Where you can either get paid or get shot
When your product gets stocked, the fair weather friends flock
When your chart position dropped and the phone calls
Chill for a minute, let's see who else hot
Snatch a shell spot, don't gas yourself hot
The industry just a better built cell block
A long way from the shell tops
And the bells that L rock I'm a one, one, one, one, two, one, two Right inside my head Hip-hop is prosecution evidence
An out-of-court settlement, ad space for liquor
Sick without benefits
Luxury tenements choking the skyline
It's low life getting treetop high
It is a backwater remedy
Bitter and tender memory
A classy felony facing the death penalty Stimulant and sedative Getting treetop hot Hit as a backwater remedy Bitter and tender memory
A classy felony facing the death penalty
Stimulant and sedative
Original repetitive
Violently competitive
A school unaccredited
Your break beats you get broken with on time
An inappropriate hip hop
Went from selling crack to smoking it
Medicine for loneliness
Remind me of the loneliest and dizzy Why must the b-boys getting busy? The wartime snapshot
The working man's jackpot, a two dollar snack box
So beneath the cracks for Olympic sponsor of the black lot
Gold medalist in the back shot
From the sovereign state of the half-knots
Where farmers have trouble with cash crops
It's all city like phase two
Hip-hop will simply amaze you, praise you, pay you
Do whatever you say dude, but black it can't save you I mean falling or flying, pardon me. Let's go, Georgia. Let's go, Georgia. This ain't what your mother told you
It's not in there
If you're waiting for a sign to come and hold me
Well, you might as well spend all your night guessing
This ain't what your mother told you, forget what she said
If you want this to be real, then show me you want me
Don't play it safe with me, oh love
Won't work if I know, won't stop if I love
Who hurts if you don't? Don't fall from these heights
Won't stop if you won't
Won't learn if you don't
Who else could get me
To fall from these heights?
I don't know where you are
But I don't wanna go to sleep, babe
I know you care about me, so take it easy on me, babe
I could be falling, flying, I wouldn't know the difference
There's no way that I'll say that I did wrong
But it won't hurt now, I know that you could be mine
Well, it's taken a while to know us
Between love and lust, no matter what you know
I love the words, do what you want
I can't even say what's in my head
But what if I know Won't stop if I love
Who else could get me To fall from this high?
I don't know where you are But I don't wanna go to sleep, babe I know you care, but please don't take it easy on me, babe
I could be falling, flying, I wouldn't know the difference
I don't know where you are
But I don't wanna go to sleep, babe
I don't care if it means
I'll take it easy on me, babe
I could be falling, flying
I wouldn't know the difference
That is the lovely and talented Georgia Smith,
Falling or Flying.
I gotta listen to that album. I didn't get it.
I missed that one last year.
That was fine.
M4, what you got?
Uh...
Mine is called No More Love Songs by Harrison Brom and Pomo.
Pomo? Pomo? I don't want nothing from you, just burnin'
All the hands and knees tryna phone on me
Or phone on you, just sayin'
Boy, I want your body, you're missing me, cause I miss you
I ain't fucking around with you
I ain't fucking around with you
I ain't fucking around with you
No more love, son
No more love songs
No more love songs
No more love songs
Why you act it strange, play, playing games with me
For the things you said have gone insane
Throwing shade on me
Gotta get this thought out of my head
Girl you rain on me
I ain't fucking around with you
I ain't fucking around with you
No more love, so far
No more love, no love, no love, no love Wanna move it together, I think it's better before
Just wanna move it together, I think it's better before
Just wanna move it together, I think it's better before
Just wanna move it together, I better be calm now.
So we'll move together, I better be calm now.
That is Harrison Brom and promo No More Love Songs.
And that was a vibe.
Thank you.
That was a vibe.
What was the name of that last lap?
No More Love Songs. There we go. No more. That was a vibe. What was the name of that last slap?
No More Love Songs.
There we go.
No More Love Songs.
Done with the love songs.
That's it.
What an interesting title.
What an interesting, interesting.
It's a beautiful lullaby that you just played.
Thank you.
You sending that special joy out there to anybody?
I keep it on a playlist.
WQHT, Light FM.
Melissa Ford sends love to someone special.
What was the name of his song, the Georgia Smith song?
Falling or Flying.
What was it?
Falling or Flying.
Falling or Flying. Oh yeah, they Falling or flying. Falling or flying.
Oh, yeah, niggas.
Speaking to each other with songs.
Falling or flying.
And she responds with what?
No more love songs.
It's been dissing her in the sleeper for nine months.
And she keep playing some lovey-dovey shit back.
My, you falling, he said.
Or flying.
But what was the name of your shit again?
No more love songs. Oh, she was he said. Or flying. But what was the name of your shit again? No More Love Songs.
Oh, she was small.
Damn.
Damn.
No more subliminals-ish.
Damn.
When it hurts so bad.
The pain.
The agony that comes with it.
The despair
You don't even know if you're falling or flying
Coming or going, standing or
Sitting
Or sitting
Here's a word
Billy Ocean
Sometimes I wonder
By the look in your eyes
When I'm standing beside There's a fever burning in your eyes when I'm standing beside you
there's a fever burning in my soul
is there another in your memory
Billy, why you playing with them niggas?
at all, at all, stop playing with them
as soon as the chorus come, we'll go on and finish this party
I don't waste a thing in the special day when the words of the Lord are sung we'll go on and finish this part. Oh, the key change. And the pre-chorus.
Ayyyy.
Wait a minute!
Oh, wait. They often do. They often do, Mel.
Those songs often do. They often do.
They often do, Mel.
Grab, touch the heart of someone new.
Wait, what?
You lying.
Wait, what?
You don't know Billy Ocean?
The Puerto Rican is jumping out of you.
You don't know.
What?
Yo, can you have a microphone?
Yo, you lying.
I see why.
Your R&B shit kind of.
Yo, dude.
He sailed away.
Yo, you don't know Billy Ocean, There Will Be Sad Songs?
I looked over there.
I thought you was going to be harmonizing.
I thought he was singing with us.
Where's Curtis Boyd?
What?
He walked on.
Love songs are often due.
I've never, I don't even think I remember ever hearing it.
You ain't have light FM, nigga.
I love you.
I don't remember wanting to.
We'll take it to the chorus.
You might go to the chorus. You ain't never worked at Walgreens.
No.
You ever been to Target?
So many SKUs.
So many SKUs.
It's so beautiful.
That's crazy, E.
I don't remember this song at all.
You don't know Caribbean Queen?
I fuck with Billy Doe's show.
I just don't know this song.
No, it's Caribbean Queen.
Don't do that.
Sheesh.
Yo, E-Armony's out there.
Talk to your man
Y'all know I'm like
10 years younger than y'all
At least almost 10 years
Who's y'all?
Who else besides Ish and Mel
Are you 10 years younger than him?
I just turned 40
You almost 10 years
But you're
That's Ish and Mel
That's it
We the same age
You're like 45
No I'm not 45
Oh shit
Oh
Oh shit Wow Oh you're not 45 It be, I'm not 45. Oh, shit. Oh. Oh, shit.
Oh, you're not 40?
It be your own.
That's just what I mean, man.
Wait, wait.
It be your own.
Oh, you're like 44, 43.
Yo, he's just...
Yo.
I'm 43 years old, Imani.
Oh, my bad.
And I don't turn 44 until all the way August.
Okay, my bad.
That's crazy.
I should know this record.
I should know it.
This one? Yeah, but I was listening to, like, OK, my bad. That's crazy. I should know this record. I should know it. This one?
Yeah, but I was listening to Michael around this time.
I wasn't thinking about Billy O'Shaughnessy.
Billy was making noise.
Billy was making noise.
Oh, there'll be sad songs to make you cry.
Guess what, big male?
Love songs often do.
All right, come on, come on, come on.
My mom called me and said, yo, dog,
I don't never play a game show again on that podcast.
My mom
called me and said, yo,
I cut this shit right the fuck off.
That's your little game and knock it off.
Like, she don't care about creative freedom.
Damn.
The point of the game show is for somebody to win.
To know some of the shit.
The last time we played a game show, y somebody to win to know some of the shit you win the last time we played
a game show
y'all smoked it
we kicked it
so why would I try
to do that again
look at the type of questions
your questions were hard
they were hard
they were
I didn't even know
how to google some of this shit
go home and look
the answers up
yo
so when we come back
when we finish the game show
I will try to put it
down to medium
please
pause
and we'll add a lifeline wait what was your questions like we'll add a lifeline When we finish the game show, I will try to put it down to medium. Please.
And we'll add a lifeline.
Wait, what was your question like?
We'll add a lifeline.
It was music shit.
What was the rest of Ron?
The boys in the hood.
Doughboy and the killed homeboy.
Oh, I don't remember that.
It was not Roscoe's.
See, we were wrong.
Eat a burger.
Eat a burger.
It was some fake shit.
Yeah, that's a good question, though.
What was the last sentence uttered by the killer before Nino Brown was murdered?
Nino Brown.
Rockabye.
Nino Brown.
Rockabye.
Corey, go back to D.C. or wherever you was at, man.
That nigga said adult, adult, adulter.
Old nigga, no. Adulter. When an old dude shot him. Yeah. adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult
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adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult adult though. They're hard. I doubt it, sir. Your soul is required in hell. Your soul is required
in hell.
That's right.
Ice-T put his glasses on.
Do y'all feel like
that's a tough question?
It is.
That's a very good question.
The other question
is harder than that.
I made that up.
But y'all made me mad.
You said the minister
Can y'all acknowledge
the part where y'all
made me mad?
No.
How?
Who knows when
they make you mad?
Exactly, nigga.
Well, I know,
but how do they do it?
One day I'm going to work on,
I'm going to just,
I'm going to old school.
I'm going back to Park's house
and we're just going to work
on like a pod.
What was the menace to society question?
All you do is throw me under the bus.
How you?
I'm going to Park's house
and work on a pod.
All you do is throw me under the bus.
I never throw you under the bus,
but all you do is throw us under the bus.
The menace to society question
was which city was...
Oh, we knew that one.
We knew that one.
It was Atlanta.
No, you knew it, but they didn't know it.
Man, we knew that.
Yeah, I knew that.
I'm reading over the questions I didn't get to.
Guys, shoot a few.
Give us one.
Bad Bobby appeared...
Bad Bobby, whatever name is,
appeared on Dr. Phil
and was an instant hit after saying,
cash me, not Bad Bunny, whatever name it is, appeared on Dr. Phil and was an instant hit after saying, Cash me, not Bad Bunny.
Cash me outside.
Oh, this was a two-part bonus question.
What was she there for and who was she talking to?
She was talking to an audience member.
She was talking to an audience member.
She was there for fighting her mother.
Her mom's brought her there.
Y'all smoke that.
They're not that hard.
That wasn't that hard.
Y'all smoke that.
Omarion went viral in 2012 when he danced his way on stage during a Rick Ross performance
at what award show?
BET Hip Hop Show.
Look, they ain't that hard.
That's the right answer.
Read the ones you read on the air.
Well, y'all wasn't picking the easy ones.
Oprah famously gifted cars to her audience members, but she received backlash.
Why?
Because it was none but white people in the audience?
No.
Oh, my bad.
Because you had to pay taxes
on the cars?
Bingo.
Yeah, don't tell me
my shit is too hard.
I just knew that
from my own brain.
But you gave away cars.
Man, shut up, yo.
And you gave away.
Well, you bought it,
but you still gave it away.
You Oprah.
You still won't tell us
what the make and model was.
You Oprah.
Icebra.
You get a car. He bought his girl a car. Next point. Next point. Next point. You know what the make and model was. Oprah. Iceberg. You get a car.
He bought his girl a car.
Iceberg.
Next point.
You know what I mean?
Next point.
Yeah, that's it, man.
Nah, he reading easier questions, though.
Yeah, yeah.
They were tough.
They were tough.
No, but the TGIF lineup that Family Matters.
Who the fuck knows?
All the three shows.
There was Family, Full House.
No, you don't get to do it now.
That fucking episode is already fucking aired. I want to hear it don't get to do it now that fucking episode
you don't get to hear it
I want to hear it
I want to hear it
no but no
just answer that one
Family Matters
Full House
and
there's four shows
you're not going to get
the last one
yeah
the third one is
Perfect Strangers
really Perfect Strangers
was on at the
run of the same time
exactly
Perfect Strangers
debuted in like 86.
The joint with Balky and...
And the last one you'll never get.
The last one was just the 10 of us.
Like who the fuck remembers that shit?
What show was that? Me.
Because when they canceled that, Step by Step came on.
And when Step by Step got canceled, Dinosaurs came on.
I remember Dinosaurs.
I was outside getting some box
when Dinosaurs went off. Because you're came on. I was outside getting some box when dinosaurs
were off.
Because you're a dinosaur.
Step by step.
I was learning
step by step
how to get box,
nigga.
And never forgot.
Never forgot
either, boy.
Technically,
you was getting box
when Thundercats was out.
Yes.
He was definitely
fucking when Thundercats
was out.
Space Coast,
Coast to Coast,
all that bullshit.
Gargoyles. Yo. When you said, Coast to Coast, all that bullshit. Wait.
Gargoyles.
Yes.
When you said when you were going to go, you?
He's 48.
That's five years older than me.
Yes.
That's nasty.
Yo.
He started fucking when he was 11 or some shit, so.
That's what I'm saying.
We're going to start the Patreon, but Amani, last time you were here, y'all niggas got to swag surfing
Park's bum ass team
made us have to look at
white people swag surfing
and I think that if you didn't save them
the white people
would have beat their swag surf
oh shit
Taylor Swift would have killed y'all
if Imani didn't get up and do that shit.
To that, you say what?
I say fuck out of here.
That's all.
I ain't going to lie.
We would have bodied it if all of us would have got up and did it.
Come on.
There got to be some moments where we can put our cool down.
It ain't about cool, nigga.
We old.
It's like the get up.
I'm old, too.
No, shut up.
You weigh 112 pounds.
Word, nigga. I weigh probably 20 pounds less than you. No, shut up. You weigh 112 pounds. Word, nigga.
I weigh probably 20 pounds less than you.
No, you don't.
Then who?
Nigga, you need to lose some weight.
How about me?
You do not weigh 20 pounds less than me, nigga.
Come on.
You weigh 50 pounds less than me.
Come on, my nigga.
We could have flip you was doing on the couch.
We could have got him together.
Y'all could have did a little better than that.
And now Boosie is fucking clout chasing,
trying to challenge Taylor Swift to a swag surf off.
And his swag surf look a little...
They killed that shit in white people.
They did a swag surf.
Yeah, white people fucked that up.
They killed it good or killed it bad?
No, it was bad.
No, it wasn't.
They looked like they was in a paddle boat.
No, it didn't.
Or they be sweating the surf and they don't have that.. No, it didn't. It didn't look bad.
Well, then he's sweating the surface.
They don't have that.
Yeah.
Play the record.
I'm not playing the record.
You're lying, son.
They, yeah, that's what they look like.
They looked horrible.
We need, I ain't gonna lie, we need a redo.
At some point, we need a redo.
Yeah.
When everybody got their energy right.
We wouldn't even got there if Ish wouldn't have brought
his lies to a broadcast.
I'm telling you, I was in there.
We wasn't talking, so I was looking at you.
What the f-
I'm telling you, I was looking at you.
Burn is here. He can test.
What I looking at him?
I was looking at you.
You never swag, sir.
You are wrong.
Joe do look like the nigga who's watching us
if his ex-friend is having fun.
He's like,.
Let me explain something to you.
I was looking right at Dodo Head.
Listen to this.
You were standing two niggas beside.
You wasn't swag surfing.
Joe, you wasn't by me.
He was like this.
I was.
How would you know you wasn't looking at me?
I was looking at you.
I would come talk to Vern.
Y'all would be over there.
I would be right next to Vern and some other doof that won't be named.
Tuesdays and Thursdays, we had Thursdays We had table 13 On smash
I was in
Yo
I was in greenhouse
Three nights
Four nights a week
I'm not bragging about that
Yeah you should be
But
Three nights
Four nights a week
All I'm saying is
You might have sprinkled it
This is vintage hate
Old hate
Y'all niggas sound nasty
You couldn't even
Swag surf here
Cause he old now
You forgot
Bones and ligaments.
Joe, start creaking on him.
He was bones, so he was like this.
He ain't want to do it since he lasered his ass.
Nah.
Dang.
Whoa.
It's different now.
Now the wind gush different when you...
The wind gush.
Ain't no...
You didn't do it, Ish.
That's it, yo.
That's it.
At least you did it.
I believe you, bro.
You don't have to argue with me.
It's your birthday, my nigga.
Ain't no y'all means in here. Wait, my nigga. Ain't no y'all means in here.
Wait, wait.
There's not no y'all means in here.
No.
Mel ain't a y'all mean.
What does she mean, y'all?
It's a sister.
It's a sister.
That's your sister, too?
Touche.
Hold up.
Nah, don't get me.
That's your cousin, nigga.
There you go.
That's your cousin.
Don't put that.
I've been on other sites before.
Get out of here.
What you said about the cousin flip?
Go ahead on now.
That's not what I'm saying.
Wait, that's you all of us?
She's from Virginia, too.
She's all of my sister.
She's all of my sister.
Yeah, you never said if it was West or not.
Stop playing.
Nah, that's Dominican.
Dominicans do that.
That's both.
Nah, Puerto Ricans don't do that.
Oh, man.
Okay.
Some of y'all.
I'm black.
What the fuck are you talking about? I'm black mama black ratio today you can you
sweat to the disease you can sweat it he started moving a little bit, too. Stiff-ass shoulder. Yo, that nigga ain't never swag surfed Harlem.
Yes, he did.
Harlem Shake.
You all done shook before?
That nigga ain't never two-stepped.
He ain't never did the waddle.
The kid didn't play the wop.
The cabbage patch.
The snake cappy.
He ain't never did shit.
Why ain't come on your line?
Now when I expose the line, it sound like I'm hating.
What's the top three dances you did, Ish?
You did the cabbage patch?
Yo, dog.
Ish said he used to dance.
No.
Dancing used to be cool in our hood.
Yeah, niggas used to dance.
So tell him what dances.
You had to be nice to get some bad answers.
What's the three dances you did?
Yo, so-so, boy.
You're going to do a Superman right now.
That shit was played out.
Yo.
All right, hold on.
All right, do the Young Jack.
All that shit, nigga.
Put the kid in play on.
Do the Young Jack.
Do the Young Jack.
All right, yeah, nah.
Nah, come on.
You got it. It's your birthday. We got it for you. Let's go, man. Come on. Me, me, and I. Nah, come on. You got it.
It's your brother.
We got it for you.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Come on, man.
Come on.
Yo, Kimani can get his ass out of here.
No.
Nah, it's just a kick.
You got to go like this.
Kick.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, he know.
No.
Oh, come on.
I don't know none of this shit.
You got to do this one.
No.
Come on, yo.
I don't know this song. Get him up. do this one. No. Come on, yo.
I don't know this song.
Get him up.
Get him up.
Get him up.
Yo, move, yo.
Come on, make your ass in.
Get your fat ass out.
What's that?
It's your birthday.
What's that?
What's that?
Go right first.
I don't know this dance.
What you doing?
I don't know this dance.
What you doing?
I don't know this dance.
What you doing?
I don't know this dance.
What you doing? I don't know this dance. What you doing? I don't know this dance. What you doing? Niggas just like that Yo, niggas just like that Push it like a press play
And I'm gonna tell you
Y'all, I'm not doing it
I'm just being a friend
I'm just a friend
I'm just a friend
I'm just a friend
I'm just a friend
I'm just a friend
I'm just a friend
I'm just a friend I'm just a friend Stupid ass old nigga. No, we gotta get Imani the fuck out of here for that.
That nigga Imani can dance. How you think Imani say let's start with the right?
Yeah!
Yo, you done know right from left, doggo head?
You went that way!
Oh, my bad.
Nigga bumping into me.
Harlem Shake, nigga. I'm telling you Stanky Lane.
I'm telling you, put that kid in play.
It's the birthday boy.
It's big new birthday.
Hey, here we go. So before I finish, why me crank it, why me roll? Why me crank that Soulja Boy, that Superman, that
Now why me crank that Soulja Boy?
Now why me crank that Soulja Boy?
Now why me crank that Soulja Boy?
Now why me crank that Soulja Boy?
So before I finish, why me crank it, why me roll?
Why me crank that Soulja Boy, that Superman, that
Now why me crank that Soulja Boy?
Now why me crank that Soulja Boy?
Now why me crank that Soulja Boy? Now why me crank that Soulja Boy? Soulja Boy, I'm hot, yo.
One more, so you got to dance.
You've been playing outside.
You got to play electric slide or something.
Yeah.
Electric slide.
Hey, yo.
Hold on to that Koopa.
You just doing like the mashed potatoes and shit?
Yo, dog.
Yo, thank y'all.
Yo, I'm hot.
I'm hot.
I can't breathe.
I don't think you have so many men dancing for your birthday.
Turn the heat up.
There you go.
It's electric.
You kill that shit right now.
I like to move.
You all out of breath.
Yo, one of these young niggas are whoop yo.
This nigga like cha-cha huh. Cha-Cha Slide.
I know you do.
You know the electric slide bell?
Yeah.
That ain't can't.
No, you don't, man.
Oh, shit.
Yeah.
Here you go.
All right.
Yeah!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Come on, let's see your video, Vixen.
What's up?
You know what I'm talking about?
Come on.
I ain't seen you with a dance move yet in a year and a half. I mean, not book. She said a dance move yet in a year and a half.
I mean, not book.
I mean, in a year and a half.
I ain't seen a dance move from you yet.
I ain't seen no, you shook your little ass around.
I don't care about that shit.
She said, I let you fly, nigga.
You can't wobble.
Look, he showing you.
Your man trying to save you again.
Look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. your man trying to save you again look listen it's been a great episode today
Ish happy birthday
We love you
You've been such an integral part
Of this podcast
For going on three years now
Damn Ish
I wish you all the ivory
You could ever imagine
Ivory stone
Ivory rock
Ivory husk
To the rest of y'all
Ivory husk
Keep us in your prayers Word I wish you all of the Ivory stone, ivory rock, ivory husk. To the rest of y'all. Ivory husk. Keep us in your prayers.
Word.
I wish you all of the...
Ivory soap.
Ivory soap.
I forgot.
Martin on ice.
Malcolm on ice.
Anything your little heart desires, buddy.
Any of your civil rights leaders on ice.
You can have it.
It's yours.
Thurgood Marshall.
Thurgood Marshall on ice arts Keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Antoine
I'm just trying to get us out of here
Until the next time
We bid you adieu
Farewell
Adios
Arrivederci
Hasta la vista
Au revoir So so long, goodbye.
Remember that life is a series of moments, and moments pass.
If you lost, you can't help it.
You will find it.
So let's make this one last.
Time after time.
As if it's all we have.
If you fall, I will catch you.
I'll be waiting.
Lastly, the baddies are insecure and unaccountable.
The stagnant women want to travel
And the closed-minded women want to teach you things
Grab you a Tylenol, you might need it, man
We love y'all
We love you
I will be waiting
Time after time
She sound like shit
That's a...
Whoa
Whoa
I wasn't trying to sing
No, I said she sounds like shit damn I pointed well Mel can't sing either I'm
sure y'all shit on Cindy Lawson. This was a smash. I don't know what you did.
No, no, no.
No, it's definitely a smash.
A lot of us ain't got one of these.
Yeah.
Cain and Abel got one.
All right, we're going to get out of here.
Yo, man.
Yo, y'all been awesome.
Yo, y'all been such an awesome crowd today, man.
I can't hold you, man.
Can't wait to see you this weekend.
It goes.
It goes. You can look and you will find me.
Time after time.
If you fall, I will catch you.
I'll be your way.
Falling or flying.
Time after time.
No more loves.
No more loves.
You refuse to play up-tempo joint, right?
You ain't got no dance laps in there.
I played dance laps.
It's all right, girl.
I have played dance laps.
It's all right.
Yo, yo, hold it down, baby. It's alright girl. I have played dance laps. It's alright. Yo, y'all on the damn beat.
And they were fired.
That's the white people guitar solo. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,