The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 693 | "Hoepocalypse"
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All right.
All right.
What's up, gang?
We up in this piece.
Pick your voices up, man.
Yeah, you sound like NPR right now.
Come on, pick your voices up.
What do NPR stand for?
National Public Radio.
Mm.
Gotcha.
Learn something. Learn something from Parks all. Mmm. Learn something.
Learn something
from Parks all the time.
There you are.
Y'all done stuck
in some shit.
Yeah.
How y'all doing?
What's going on?
What's going on?
Feeling great, man.
How you doing, man?
Feel good.
Glad to be here.
I'm all right.
I heard you.
You're trying to get me
to go home.
I mean,
I am too.
We got this.
You and Flip.
We got this.
They trying to get you to go home? I mean, I am too. We got this. You and Flip. We got this. They trying to get you
to go home?
Yeah.
Why?
Because they see me just
chilling.
We heard you was sick, man.
He's in super struggle mode.
Yeah.
I don't know about
super struggle,
but he's struggling.
Parks,
you don't have to,
like Parks,
come on.
He's not doing the head
Magneto shit.
He's not doing that shit,
man, Parks.
All right, all right.
The nigga's struggling.
Get him out of here.
Well, I agree with that. Thank you. Go home. I'll take it back. We, Parks. All right. All right. The nigga's struggling. Get him out of here. Well, I agree with that.
Thank you.
Go home.
I'll take it back.
We good now.
We good.
Listen, this is why all of you were paid the big bucks.
So when I come in fucked up like this, who could just hold it in?
It's not what you said on Patreon, but the last Patreon.
We'll go with it.
You said we got to do this.
So you said we got to do it. Exactly That's all you said we had to do.
Exactly.
She did it.
I called him a fucking liar.
If at any point during the pod y'all want me to go home, I'll go home.
Nah, I'm still on the big box.
Okay.
Nah.
I'm still on the big box.
Stop doing that.
Pardon me.
Nah, fuck my ass.
Anytime it comes to money and shit, you on it.
That's not me.
Stop.
That's far from me.
That's you, nigga.
And your lips. Chill. What? You got lipstick. That's you, nigga. Hey, yo. Stop. Hey, yo, lips.
Chill.
What?
Don't go.
Man, lips?
You got lipstick on.
Hey, yo, don't do that, please.
Lips got lipstick on.
Hey, yo, blubber.
Oh, damn.
God.
Chill.
You got blubber on?
You got blubber on.
You wear it.
You wear it like a fitted.
It's all right, brother.
Stop looking me up in there.
This guy's crazy, son.
I was telling you that you shopped at Payless off Mike.
And you told me as a kid you didn't.
I didn't.
Okay.
You didn't get no loafers from there?
Nothing?
Who?
Loafers?
I didn't even know they had loafers.
I think that's all they sell, isn't it?
I don't know what they sell.
See, your guess would be as good as mine.
I've never gone to Payless.
Got it.
In my life.
I worked at Payless for a couple days.
You lying.
Yes.
Yeah, you told the story, right?
When they left you on the floor by yourself.
Oh, they left you dolo.
No, no, no.
That was Baker's.
Oh.
You out Bundy?
When I left Baker's.
I went down to the other end of the mall.
Hit up Payless.
That wasn't my swag.
You went to the competition?
That wasn't my swag.
So funny putting the rubber soles on a nigga. You was doing your numbers in that Hudson mall, huh? I can't. That was Newport. Don't my swag. You went to the competition? That wasn't my swag. So funny putting the rubber soles on a nigga.
Your nigga's doing your numbers in that Hudson Mall, huh?
I can't.
That was Newport.
Don't do that.
That was Newport.
Don't do that.
I can't work nowhere where there ain't nothing in there I want to steal.
Yo.
That's true.
There ain't nothing in Bayless for me to steal back in the day.
Socks.
That's the motivation.
I'm going to go to work tomorrow
and see what I come up with.
Devise a plan
on how to put it
in the back stock room.
That's a perk.
And go out the door with it.
You got that right.
That's a perk.
They don't put it in the contract,
but it's a perk.
Shout out to everybody
stealing from their job.
Facts.
Shout out to the boosters
just because.
The old ones.
Shout out to everybody
after the boosters.
That's true.
Shit ain't good no more.
Oh, I just ain't in the demo.
No, you the demo.
I used to be a monster.
You just gave a nigga
a mattress.
You came here last week
with that Sherilyn
from the back of the truck.
I know that Sherilyn.
Yo, are you crazy?
That shit had all the creases
from the 80s, nigga.
I know that Sherilyn. Can't say the 80s, nigga. I know that, Sherilyn.
Can't hear them, my buddy.
A lot of character.
A lot of character.
Yo, what's wrong with this fool, yo?
Shout to everybody out there at work that's keeping your social media pages away from your coworkers because you know they'll snitch on you.
You don't want Timothy to know that you be twerking in your free time.
Timothy. Yeah, like you a church girl of Timothy Shout out to those of you going to HR
Letting them know your co-worker keep coming in smelling like weed
Snitching
It's legal now
It's legal
That don't mean you could come into work smelling like weed
It's cologne
Work rules
I wonder what Work rules in the countryologne. Work rules. I wonder what.
Work rules.
That is a good question.
I wonder what.
Yeah.
Policies is policies, though.
You should be allowed to.
I don't know.
Alcohol is legal.
You can't come to work smelling like alcohol.
That's true.
You will get fired.
What if I come to work with some cologne that just don't smell good?
Smell like whiskey?
Nah, nah, nah.
It's just a cologne that niggas don't like.
You should get written up for that, too.
Oh, then I'm with you.
I wonder what that, yo, no bullshit.
You got to be something.
They will fire you.
I'm telling you.
They'll fire you.
Smoke weed.
They might.
I remember at one of my jobs, we had a dude that was coming in there smelling like liquor,
and they took him to get tested.
And he failed the test, and they fired him while failing the test.
True.
Because now they got suspicion because of the smell.
But you was driving. No, no, he wasn't driving. You can't drive of the smell. But you was driving.
No, no, he wasn't driving. You can't drive high either.
He wasn't driving. He wasn't a driver.
But you drunk at work. I love us telling
the 2024 laws.
Nah, corporate
shit. All them little girls,
them girls you know that work at the dentist's office
can't come in and smell like weed.
All of a sudden, his mouth is like
mad bud.
What the fuck?
Yo.
Get the slipping with the drip.
Even though it probably enhanced your performance.
Or not.
Or not.
Here go another one that never had a real job.
I have.
Here go another one that never really worked.
Who the other one?
Me.
I'm saying you said another one.
I've had so many jobs.
Who was the last job you had?
Melissa Ford.
I'm at it right now.
Oh, come on.
No, Mel had the jobs.
Remember, they had her
doing the dry cleaning shit.
I told you about that.
That was my first job.
I'm trying not to say it.
I was 11.
But then she was a bartender
in New York.
Yeah.
Well, I mean,
there's a lot of stuff in between.
I used to work at the Olive Garden.
You bought them niggas out them breadsticks.
I sure did, and I ate the fuck out of them.
I gained 15 pounds in six months.
And the olives, you're bringing them out.
I was bringing, I was 16.
How old were you?
I thought you was an adult.
Yo, you can't say that.
I wasn't an adult.
That's not a job, man.
You fucking.
It was a job.
I got a paycheck.
It was a job, but I'm saying an adult.
No, we're talking about adulthood.
We don't need to meander right now.
We're talking about adulthood.
Real estate?
Exactly.
Oh, when you sold that $2 million property.
Yeah.
All right, fuck off.
Gotcha. Thank you.
Oh, man.
Nobody, when I was a teenager,
mentioned the word mindfulness.
And do you know why that was?
Because we were mindful half of every fucking day
because we didn't have a choice.
We didn't have a fucking cable service
in our fucking pocket.
You waited for somebody, You waited. Mindfulness.
You're on the bus.
You're on the bus watching condensation
drip.
Mindfulness.
I didn't realize
I was like a fucking guru
before I got a cell phone.
You want to return a VHS?
You got to rewind that shit.
Mindfulness.
Have you ever rewound anything in your life?
You are the post rewind generation.
And I'm not judging you.
I'm just saying that there were times
when we were forced to be with ourselves.
I used to take a shit.
Just shit.
I can't remember the last time I just took a shit.
It was definitely over a decade ago.
Oh, boy.
That's funny.
We got a single.
Yeah.
Smash.
You know the gang, baby.
Who the fuck want what? Me and Bleach
drummed up with your town at the siege.
Dylan did the sleeve. Who the fuck want what? Me and Bleach rhymed up Wichita, Rampage Siege, Dillard in the sleeve
Who the fuck want what? Me and Bings drummed up
Got you niggas arms up, my twabby armed up
Who the fuck want what? Me and Bleach rhymed up
Wichita, Rampage Siege, Dillard in the sleeve
Who the fuck want what? Me and Bings drummed up
Got you niggas arms up, my twabby armed up
This one for the dogs with the 4-4 long
You niggas bust shots, but you throw yours wrong
Deep game, niggas leave stained when it rain
Dance, it won't dry, but the thugs broke great
Yo, you lie, we play dog smashin' straights
Pull them real tools out, they won't blast them eights
Trust me, they start tellin' who blast away
Bleak a three-time fella, I'm a fast yo
You like to wait, witness a dynasty like no other
Who flow like fleek, then no other
Who ride like Beagle, no other
It's my fella, you ain't get an eagle, no other
And yo, we outshinin' niggas, two of the finest niggas
Got niggas like that, we're J-Final niggas
Rockin' block diamonds, niggas, and blockin' niggas
This story remind you, niggas are block, you niggas This story remind you of me
You out there with this sucker like no hope
The sky gon' end up, the streets gon' clutter
Weak-ass niggas out there gon' suffer
It's my mood right now, it's the vibe I'm in right now
Fuck is going on out there
Right about the time when it did skip the beat, that's when my shit Jersey City, what up? Swag gon' break up Newark, what up? Fuck is going on out there?
Jersey City, what up?
Newark, what up?
I lost my mind trying to find this beat when it's dropped. You know the girls wanna trap me up. The black wanna clap me up. It won't stop till they rack me up.
Back me up, he gone back me up.
R-O-C, bleep, come on, nigga, back me up.
Oh, man.
Yo, ayo, Mim, Youngblood, boss of this game.
Got my pop lock, I does my thang.
Don't say me, I told them thangs.
Black boy, pop boy, I does my thang Don't say me, I told them thang Block go, pop go, knock go, knock go, knock go
We're being witness to the greatest Can't be this joyless
We're being lazers, now fair warning, short shot, don't raise your
We have a corner, straight blocks like Gators,ators With bundles on the surf trail It's the life we chose to hustle
Can't stop it, can't knock it
Half the profit get flown out Vegas
Me and my niggas trying to break tables
Stack chicks like connect four
While you pricks try and whip, try and stretch more
Charge less for, that ain't the program
Get your lessons from the snowman
I got you a dog, man All of your head for a slice of bread That ain't the program Get your lessons from the snowman Mel, you ever heard this song?
Yep
Off your head for a slice of bread
I keep my word and I'm true to my peace
Give me a bird and my crew gonna eat
I'm over the stove like Cuban lakes
Breaking down cash money like baby do
Alright, we getting started, we getting started
Around the world, niggas pay me dues
White niggas sing the same old song like Sadie do
Grown man nigga baby boo
I send you shots from the baby zoo
Old game like Grady fool
Propane flow flame you dudes
No names though claim you shoes
Once again it's soul So What's that? The hook! I knew I was in trouble.
Flip and Mel, Mel, Mel, Mel.
How's everybody doing?
What episode is this?
693.
Welcome to episode 693 of the Joe Budden Podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, and highly favored host, Joe Budden,
here with a few of my nearest and dearest,
the beautiful, the loquacious.
Talented.
Melissa Ford is in the building.
Who-de-who.
There's a story going around
about you consoling R. Kelly.
Really?
My, my, my, my.
It's true.
Oh, shit.
Cleared that up quick.
Got right to the truth. I like that. Cleared that up quick. Got right to the truth.
I like that.
We got the big flip.
Big flip is in the building.
Queens, what up?
Flip is here.
Ish is here.
Ish, you had a question?
You good?
That's once.
Sure.
That's my tracker.
Once with what?
My tracker for when you do that.
Oh, shit.
Ish, you got a question?
Yeah fam He was talking to you
Newark's finest Antoine
Ice is here
Big library
Freeze is in the building
None other than Ice himself
Big Parks is here
Poe is here
Corey's here
Who's there?
Ian is here
Erickson is here
How's everybody doing?
How y'all feeling?
What's going on?
Talk to me
Feeling great
I'm feeling great
Feeling great Happy to be feeling great, man. Feeling great.
Happy to be here.
Mel is my 1A today.
She will coast us through this thing as I get myself together.
I feel like we're going to learn about the patriarchy today.
Exactly.
No, I swear.
They already started.
They had her going to get them waters.
That's true.
I saw it. It's my boys. They already started. They had her going to get them waters. That's true. I saw it.
It's my boys.
The patriarchy.
I know.
I know.
Okay.
Yeah.
Put the kibosh on that for today.
What's this you're giving them today?
You're giving them some biz casual.
What you got going on here?
You got the blazer, but you got the-
Sport blazer.
The gunner tights.
What you got?
What you got going on today?
Sure, sporty casual.
Let's go with that.
Yeah, a little bizletic.
Bizletic.
Looks like some bizletic shit going on.
I like that.
Yeah, you should coin that phrase.
All right, y'all feeling good?
Yes, sir.
Y'all feeling good?
It look like y'all smell good.
Let's get right to it.
All right.
I was stuck on the consoling part.
What happened?
Her consoling R. Kelly.
He wanted to know more details.
Everybody did.
No, no, no, nigga.
Don't put everybody in it.
Go ahead.
Stand on your own.
You have a question?
Yes.
You heard what he asked.
Let's get straight to it.
Okay.
We're being direct today.
Okay.
I did an interview with R. Kelly back in, I want to say, 2005.
And I was instructed that I couldn't ask him any questions about any upcoming legal issues or trials or anything like that.
Gotcha.
So we conducted the interview and and then afterwards, the team—
So you still did it?
You still did it?
Yeah.
I mean, it was my job.
Wow.
She's not the queen.
You left here when Coach Roy came up here.
Yo.
Oh, you're talking about my job.
She said never again.
I learned.
I learned.
Yeah, she learned from that.
To Coach Roy.
All right.
And so then afterwards, we—you know, the team, him, everybody went out to dinner.
And we were at, like, this restaurant that was, like, kind of attached to the Ganser
Whart Hotel and meatpacking.
And Angela was there.
And she looks over, and he's literally, like, got his head on my shoulder crying on me.
And I don't really know how to explain why he was crying.
He just was.
So I just was in a really awkward position where I was like,
they're there.
They're there.
That old move.
Y'all went there thereafter?
No.
Are you fucking crazy?
That was weird.
I don't think that she's his demo.
Exactly.
05.
Exactly.
Nope.
Nope.
She's his consoler, though.
Got you.
Well into my 20s.
Oh, shit.
That's it.
I got you.
That's it.
Shout out to you for being a consoling person.
I mean, you know, I'm an empath.
I'm never sure.
You are an empath.
I'm an empath.
Here's my thing.
Here's my thing about these things.
Like, these things come out about you later on.
Next time, we would love for you to volunteer these information,
especially when we're kicking his back in that you was his consoler.
You know, sometimes I forget.
You know, so much just happens.
Oh, God.
You and Michael McDonald
the memory is so fickle
I was on I was online today not today yesterday every day and I yeah and I saw
I was online today I want to know the story about the Greenland and Green Room thing
um I know I listened to it I saw how the Greenland and Green Room thing. I know I listened
to it. I saw Holler with Don posted it, and you went off. But there was a lot of variables in the
picture. So I want to know, what was that experience like? Who was in the room? I want to
hear from your mouth about that whole Greenland. Did they really have you wait? How long did you
wait for? Can you explain that to me, that story, please? I was up there to promote Move Music 3,
I want to say say so what is this
oh seven somewhere around there yeah move me through those seven uh and greenland that's my
man but he had told me to go wait in the green room because he had somebody in there it's like
all right that's cool then he had somebody else in there so i was waiting some more then somebody
else came and somebody else came like dog yo dog enough enough of this like i don't want to hang
out with none of you niggas i want to come
say a rap promote my shit and leave so i went in there did that and it was some porn stars
upstairs like get me out of here i went to run the streets but that's what happened went up there
rapped when you waited classic yes classic moment you created did your weight contribute to your
energy that you you know oh yeah i was angry yeah i was upset i was upset i was back there for way Classic. Classic moment. Did your weight contribute to your energy?
Oh yeah, I was angry.
I was upset.
I was back there for way too long.
Why you ain't staying there with them spitters?
Nobody spit after me.
Yes, they did.
I didn't see it.
You left, nigga.
Oh.
There's no more to say.
No more to say.
After that freestyle, you can leave.
No, you don't. You got to stay in with the spirit. I'll kick a couple more.
I'm one of the best rappers that have ever been born on this planet.
I agree.
And that room knows it.
There was no money for me.
I missed that room.
What I got to do with it?
So you knew who was there?
This nigga crazy.
No, I didn't know who was there.
I learned as they were there.
In real time.
I learned in real time all the people that Green Lantern thought that I should
wait behind
alright we got beans
alright we got beans
and freeware here now
oh no
we got Stiles P
we need another 10 minutes
we need
nigga
alright dog
all that's cool
let's just wrap
so I can go
but classic moment
and did
yeah
good times
that's one of the ones
right there
good times up there
what do y'all want to talk about do y'all want to talk about?
Anything y'all want to talk about?
It's y'all world today
Mel
Will you lead us to the promised land please?
Yeah come on
Oh
What?
I didn't say nothing
Just very directly
I mean you guys
Don't
If you guys leave it up to me
I'm going to be like
Oscar's nominations were announced
I mean
I'm not mad at you
Yeah
Go ahead
Come on
Take it away
We're following you
He gave you the A mic today I'm not mad at you yeah good come on take it away we're following you he gave you the A mic today
I'm so excited
well what jumped out to you
right away
I'm so fucking excited
right now
yeah
and don't say nothing
nigga don't interrupt her
go dude
what jumped out at me
is the fact that
who jumped out at you
wow
I'm with you
did you literally
just say don't interrupt her
and then you interrupted me?
Oh.
Do you have a drop for that now?
Oh.
I feel like, exactly.
No, it's true.
Look at Big Mel
got the board together.
That was with her.
Joe, go home, man.
Don't ask me a question
and then cut me off
when I give you the answer.
It's just obnoxious.
Boom.
Okay.
All right, so Barbie, Oppenheimer,
Killers of the Flower Moon.
They got a lot of announcements.
I watched that this weekend, Killers of the Flower Moon.
I watched that too.
I started it about four times.
That movie long as hell, man.
It's three and a half hours.
I liked it.
I saw it months ago.
It was really good.
Really good.
I can't get through it.
Okay.
I don't blame you.
It's a difficult movie to watch.
It's traumatic shit, too.
It's really traumatic.
That shit's foul shit.
I was fucked up all day the next day.
Like, it was really, like, awful.
Like, I saw the play coming.
I was like, they're not really doing this.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all are really telling the audience
what evidence the fuck is.
Okay, sorry.
Killers of the Flower Moon is the
it's about the murders
in Osage County
back in the 1920s
when they discovered
oil on their lands
the Osage
indigenous people
and so it stars
Lily Gladstone
Robert De Niro
and
Leonardo DiCaprio
so the natives
found oil on their land
they were down bad
they found oil on the land
now they're the richest people
in the fucking world
all the white people in the fucking world.
All the white people move in there.
They start marrying the native women and then killing everybody to get the money.
They had children with them so the heir could pass down to the children, to the child.
Or even the husband would inherit the shit.
Yeah.
Yes.
Superfile.
Yeah.
So it was super insidious. that was like leading all all the nominations so um
they've got like best picture best director um best actress so what was missing was barbie um
best actress margot robbie and best director um greta gerwig they were both left off the um the
nomination list but got a nomination though but ran got the nomination list. Ken got a nomination, though. But Ryan Gosling got the nomination for Best Supporting Actor,
which is hilarious and wildly ironic because it's a movie about patriarchy.
So it's a true story, then.
Yeah.
Art imitates life.
You can't fucking make the shit up.
Hey, the game is the game.
Yeah.
He did a great job.
Amazing.
Hope he wins.
Same.
Room for him.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
What?
I ain't saying nothing.
He's not going to win.
Who's going to win?
He's going to win.
That's what that sounds like.
Yeah.
I know.
I got Robert Downey Jr. and Oppenheimer winning that one. Okay. Yeah, he was good. Got you. Okay. I'm going to win. That's what that sounds like. Yeah. I know. I got Robert Downey Jr. and Oppenheimer winning that one.
Okay.
Yeah, he was good.
Got you.
Okay.
I'm going with Ken.
Yeah.
But he's up against Robert De Niro, Robert Downey Jr., Mark Ruffalo from Poor Things,
and Sterling K. Brown in American Fiction.
There's no chance in hell he's winning.
I didn't see that.
He nominated.
He got a chance.
He's got no chance.
All right.
Come on. The over-under, I don't even know how that shit works. Got it. hell he's winning i didn't see it he nominated he got a chance he's got no chance all right like
the over under i don't even know how that shit works but he's like literally like the the longest
shot in ever okay yeah okay so just to really sum it up because i'm just going to focus on everybody
black because fuck it um coleman domingo uh he got a nomination for actor in a leading role for the movie
Rustin
Jeffrey Wright
got a nomination
for actor
in a leading role
for American Fiction
Big Jeffrey Wright
I mean
Whoa
That's major
Oh my God
I really wish you knew
Like I wish you knew
who the fuck
we're talking about
right now
I'm participating
continue
I'm doing my job
I'm going
Continue I'm going to have to fucking teach you
who this motherfucker is, okay?
He is, he's him.
Danielle Brooks got Best Supporting Actress nominee
for The Color Purple.
Fantasia was not given a nomination
and people are fucking freaking out about that.
And also, Anjanue Ellis for Origin.
She didn't get a nomination,
which is just blasphemy.
Sterling K. Brown,
like I said,
he got Best Supporting Actor nominee.
And Best Supporting Actress nominee
is Divine Joy Randolph
for The Holdovers.
Some of these movies I've seen,
some I haven't.
So before,
you know,
the actual ceremony,
I'm going to like,
I'm going to try and catch up
on everything. But, I mean, to try and catch up on everything.
I mean,
yeah. We should all see
American fiction, though, with Jeffrey Wright.
Okay.
As a group, right?
Listen, anytime I try and get y'all into
fucking group activities, everybody fucking
shits all over me.
Whenever you say queen, bless your heart.
Can't call him queen.
Oh, lady. Lady. shit's all over me so queen bless your heart can't call him queen oh lady it's a slight today lady
well also it's um it's it's paris fashion week again so one of the stories that popped out was
uh quavo and chris brown yeah were seated next to each other at a fashion show so yeah the picture
went around so a lot of people started commending Chris Brown.
They all shouts to the growth because they had static.
Well, they had static going around and didn't keep up.
Can't keep up.
What do two men usually have static over?
C&C.
Difference of opinions.
Coochie and Cash.
Yeah.
That's it, dog.
One of the two.
One of the two is going to bring the beef out.
Which one?
Whoa. Yo. And we gonna bring the beef out. Which one? Whoa, okay.
And we'll bring the beef out too.
And they might bring the beef out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So evidently,
they beefing over a woman.
Well, it was funny
because Chris Brown saw this
and responded to it
and was like,
hey, hold up.
Ain't no growth.
I couldn't pick my seat.
I couldn't pick my seat.
They put me here
and I ain't about to fuck my bag up
because of this little nigga.
Shout out to two niggas
from the hood
Coming together
And not fucking a bag
You gotta love it
Gotta love it
I love that shit
And it's alright to say
Just cause you see
I wish more people do that
Yo just cause you saw me
We knocked tight
Nigga
But there was money at play
And I'm not about to fuck this bag up
I wonder if they legs
Was touching Paul
You know when you sit close
To a nigga
Your leg be touching
Nah
I zoomed in
Nah
To see if the back
Cause you could tell
They was close
They was
Nigga
They was sitting right
No there wasn't even that much space
Between us
If the leg was touching
It's six figures
Seven
Seven figures
If the leg was touching
Cause that's like when you heard the story
About 50 and Ja Rule
Sitting in the same aisle on a plane
Certain shit
You just gotta
Yeah They don't help You get a shaking on that plane. Certain shit, you just got to,
they don't help when you get seen. You get a shaking on that plane,
what come with that?
Exactly.
No flyers.
But even that, I want to be there.
I wonder what nigga was saying.
I wonder if nigga Phipp was watching some shit like this.
He said Ja was looking straight.
I just wondered the energy on them shits.
Accidentally take your hair pulling out
in your disarmer plane.
You know you can't fight on a plane.
No, hell no.
You're going down,
they confiscating everything.
And wherever they was going, they might have been going to get another big big bag
in route probably true yeah you got you got it you know what so we professionalism humbling
yourself for the bag is important absolutely hell yeah yeah no people need to learn it because
niggas are gonna fuck the bag up yeah we grown don't say and chris and chris brown can't afford
no more negative press.
You know what I'm saying?
We in a whole different country.
I might be going on an international tour soon.
I don't want no problems.
And he know, y'all just waiting for me to even look wrong.
Y'all can't wait for it.
So y'all can't wait for me to just have a fucked up look on my face.
Here it goes.
So who they beefing over?
Word on the street is it still
over they have like a fight at like bt awards over karuchi so this is apparently long-standing beef
i can't do it but I'm just saying
she fire
she's nice
certain ones you see
and you say
I get it
I get it
I get it
I understand
I understand
I ain't mad at that one
speaking of
different countries-ish
you know
your man Meek said
he asked the Africans
he tweeted
how's it going
what he said
Parks
stay quiet this is black shit.
I'm chilling.
He's tweeted, how do people
in Africa listen to his music?
Now.
I feel like we have to do this
justice by reading the actual
tweet. Alright, I'll read it. Parks cannot read
it. I'll read it.
If Parks read it, would that be fine?
He can read it and then we'll read the comments.
You want me to read it?
Okay.
Wait, wait, wait.
Me tweets are tough to read.
I'm not going to lie.
Let me come up with mine.
I'll give it a shot, though.
I'll give it a shot.
I don't stand with this.
Let me try my best.
Okay.
Don't fight.
Okay.
I got to do it slowly.
Wait.
Don't say that.
Just read it.
Don't put no prefix on it.
Do a lot of people play my music in South Africa?
I remember having on Big Show there, like The Wrong There, a few years back.
How do y'all listen to our music in South Africa?
On what platform or in Nigeria?
I love me, kid.
Oh, I thought you, girl. Oh,
I thought you was going
to read the comments.
No,
no,
no.
I thought it was
Ireland.
No,
I thought it was
If he said like Ireland,
then I would chime in.
German?
Yeah.
Yo,
somebody said,
yo,
we listen to American music
from Zebra Stripes.
Yo,
the White Stripes
play the likes of Taylor Swift
and the Black Stripes play the likes of Taylor Swift. Yo, this is great, stripes. Yo, the white stripes play the likes of Taylor Swift and the black stripes play your music.
Yo, this is great, yo.
Oh, man, yo.
You might say, yo, we got one person in the village and he comes every week and he's the
town choir and he sings your music for us.
That's crazy.
I love it.
Meek Tweet just give you one.
Every time, bro.
Every time.
Every time. And it's like often, too. Yeah. It's like daily. I mean, we love Meek, man, give you one Every time bro Every time Every time
And it's like often too
Yeah
It's like daily
I mean we love Meek man
But we gotta
He's crazy
Asking that
Like do he be trolling I think
No
I think
That sounded pretty genuine
Thinking something
And it just comes out wrong
Nah he came back
And tried to clean it up
He said basically
He was asking how they
Listen to music in Africa
Because he wants to
Handle his business He said none of my contracts say that they have rights to distribute me in
africa so i'm basically looking for the money trail he don't know what platforms they use in
south africa yeah got it so that was his he only wants to know about south africa he doesn't want
to know about the rest of the continent i mean maybe taking baby steps or looking for the loophole
in the contract to see how i could go get capitalized off of my money
in other places first.
True.
You know what I'm saying?
Like,
Meek is another one
who's gotten to that point
in his career
where I'm realizing
how much money I made them
versus how much money I made.
So I'm trying to correct
these steps going forward
where,
all right,
we's ending that.
Now,
I might still be contractually
obligated to whatever,
but now I'm trying
to get my business right. Or I got
my lawyers with a fine-tooth comb
trying to find a loopholes like, yo,
y'all got distribution
over here and over here? Alright, cool.
Let me go over there. Why do niggas wait so
long to get their business together? It's not a
matter of waiting so long. Same thing with me.
I'm speaking from experience. Why do we
do that? What usually happens is, yeah,
when you sign that first contract, you don't really know what you're signing.
You don't know what you don't know until you know it.
Sometimes it takes a minute to know it.
Listen, listen.
No, no.
We're ignorant.
We hear everybody complain and say what they went through and what they would do different.
And black people, when we go into it, we say, before we get into it, we're like, nah, we're
going to do this different.
And we just follow the same steps.
But think about it.
All of us do it.
It's just recently that people are being generous and sharing information.
People used to hold their cards real close to the vest, wouldn't let you know what they were making.
You know what I'm saying?
There was always this weird kind of culture of silence around that shit.
Us.
Yeah, just us.
Because others, they speak about money frequently.
Like the country singers, right?
Hootie and the Blowfish, all of that shit.
They shit country, you ass.
What are they?
Not pop.
What?
You got it, my nigga.
No, I think that the information,
this the information age.
Instagram, all of that shit is just pushing out information.
Not just that,
if you got fucked in your deal
back in the day,
you wasn't proud about it.
Yeah.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
You don't want to tell Shorty
that you broke.
She fucking with you
because she think you up.
Yeah.
The optics were real important.
Wait, wait, wait.
Let's say this.
Let me just,
I want to tell you this.
Stay on that real quick, man.
Hold me down.
The shit that you have to go through to prove that you not broke nigga
it be crazy
the shit you gotta borrow
the cars you gotta rent
you gotta do a lot of shit to prove you not broke
and if you about to get caught
in the shit fire
what do you do
I've done some
I did crazy shit.
In my 20s,
admittedly,
I've done some
wild,
goofy shit.
Let's hear it.
Yeah, come on.
Nigga, real quick,
give me two.
It's my fault.
In my 20s,
all right,
me and my man
used to live together,
so my man was up.
You know what I'm saying?
He was up, up.
So, you know, you'll have a chick come through or whatever.
And you'll just do some goofy shit like pull a money out, pull a bang out, anything.
You know, you know they, yo, word.
This was before the cell phones.
Talk mad loud on the phone.
So you'll be on the phone like, what?
A nigga did what?
I'm coming right now.
No, you just be like, all right, all right, I'm going to put it on the porch.
You just pull the thing out. You go put it on the porch. just be like, all right, all right, I'm going to put it on the porch. You just pull the thing out.
You go put it on the porch.
You be like, oh, my goodness.
Oh, you crazy.
It's over.
Like, dumb shit.
And it be fucked up when you're not on the same page as your OGs.
One time, Webb let me hold the Dodge Magnum for a week.
Now I'm driving to school acting like it's mine.
I'm lit.
I got the paperwork he had, like my name.
I was just lying, nigga.
It's my shit showing insurance.
And then one time, nigga, one time,
because he used to have this white Plymouth.
That was his hoopty.
One time, I was with somebody in the car.
I just came from Van Buren.
And that Plymouth pulled up on you.
The Plymouth pulled up on me at Margarita's.
Now, Webb could have let me rock.
No. Niggas, switch could have let me rock. No.
Niggas, switch cars, niggas.
I had to get out, take the baddest.
She was the baddest in the school.
And put her in the Plymouth, nigga.
With kind seats.
With what seat?
The soft shit.
The soft shit.
Say shit.
It might as well have been kind.
But I sat there, and I'm thinking to myself,
like, because I felt ill.
I had it for a week.
And sometimes niggas do that.
When they get into it, they let you hold the car for a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
Why did I have to go to Margarita's again?
And that's what happens when you greedy.
I'm hungry.
I want a slice.
I'm showing off on the app.
He had the big, he said, switch up.
I looked crazy in the Plymouth, nigga.
I drove, and I'm going to keep it real.
I drove with the music off and on.
She was dead silent. Look, my man had an S500, right? And I'm going to keep it real. I drove with the music off and on. Chill as death.
Look, my man had an S500.
So I'm in school in Maryland.
So a nigga let me hold a car for a couple weeks.
I'm down there.
After the show, it's the after party.
Dog, you driving that shit for two weeks?
And then you leave school that third week.
And you back on the P12 going across town.
Yo, that was some bullshit.
Like, yo, you just think about stupid shit like that when you get older.
That's nothing to cost you.
Nigga, our man, the one I told you about, not your man, but he let me hold an SL600.
It just came out.
Drop top.
That's different.
But, bruh, I'm doing stupid. i should have been snatched out of that car like looking back i believe you
you know me you know all for y'all i know yeah but it worked but it worked it do work it worked
it worked nigga i'm doing shit like at the stoplight hitting the button making the top go
down that's hilarious at the next like put the top back and you know the sl shit the trump flipped
off backwards it was some other shit
at that time
brand new
bruh
yo nigga
we was doing some wild shit
just to show off for y'all
I lost pussy
doing that
drop top shit
and guess what
whether I did the drop top shit
or not
the rain
the rain
it was a mistake
it would be you
it was a mistake
it would be him
it would definitely be you
I don't give a fuck
I ain't gonna hold you
when I got my Mustang
I was like yo
I wanted to get the convertible one
and I was like yo
I could see me
if it's a nice little light rain
or snow
I'd still drop the shit
it was some wild shit
back in the day
that's true
yeah that was on point
good
it was on brand back then
that does not make any sense
it done
I was trying to justify
my brand for now it's just ignorance yo we just don't give a fuck yo I was on brand back then. That does not make any sense. I was trying to justify my brand.
It's just ignorance, y'all.
We just don't give a fuck.
I was looking for the box or the brand.
If it was going to get me some brand
or give me some box, I'm willing to do some dumb shit.
Outside of that, I'm not putting no top down
and no rain. I'll pass.
Did you do any crazy stuff to keep a guy, man?
No.
Girls don't have to do that.
That's not true. She don't have to do that. Yeah, they don't have to.
That's not true.
That's a crazy shit. She didn't have to do that.
Why not?
Niggas are doing crazy shit to get her.
What do you mean?
That's them four.
Got you.
Oh, you might have.
Yeah.
Because you was up there with a different level of man.
You might have.
She was in Canada.
What do girls have to do to stunt for men?
In Canada?
Well, maybe in Canada.
Look at Instagram.
Well, I mean. Show some mean, yeah, completely different time.
Back in the day, you just had to look pretty.
That's lightweight.
Yeah.
That's it, though.
It's simple.
That's all it take.
When you came to New York, New York obviously moves faster than Canada.
So did you adjust well or you just fell for the tricks?
Because if you're just coming from Canada, the light shit can happen.
I'll help you on the train and he in the door.
Not saying it with you,
but...
That's true.
The easy shit...
You catch some out-of-town chicks
that ain't never been around here.
The easiest shit
to get the out-of-town ones.
They be a little green.
You know what confused me
when I first got here?
Livery cabs.
You know what I'm saying?
Like the unmarked...
Uh-huh.
The shits that just would be
outside the grocery store.
I was... They would be like, you need a ride?
I'm like, no, stranger fucking danger.
Like I didn't understand the concept of livery cabs.
It took me a second to like kind of understand that shit.
What's a second to you?
Like a couple of years?
No, like maybe like a couple of weeks.
Got you, got you.
Yeah, a couple of weeks.
I was like, oh, somebody had to explain it to me that this is, these are-
You definitely wasn't going to get the dollar van.
These are the cabs in the-
Word.
Hell the fuck no, I was never on a dollar van ever in life.
You with the car, you with the car, you with the car.
Flatbush.
You probably sat in the front of the dollar van.
I was never on a motherfucking dollar van.
You don't know what the dollar van is?
You don't recall the dollar van?
We don't have that in New Jersey.
Yeah, you do.
They go from there to here.
They do.
Oh, the joint that goes to New York City. Yeah, that's right. You know what it's called? The dollar van? We don't have that in New Jersey.
Yeah, you do.
They go from there to here.
They do.
Oh, the joint that go to New York City.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
The dollar van.
They used to have a string on the door, nigga.
Boom.
Two dollars.
You was the guy.
You was the guy.
That shit was lit.
That dollar van.
What?
I ain't never take that, fam.
Sorry.
I'm good.
I'll pass.
Real quick, I want to share something.
And I thought about...
So Coretta Scott can't work,
but no New York can't work.
What?
Yo, Joe, but it was who was doing the live reading.
I see seven niggas come up here and get it done.
Oh, wow.
They ain't not dropping the dollar, man.
Why do you do that?
That fucked up.
He just popped up.
Nah, yeah, he did that.
He said he would get it back, too. did. He said he would get it back too.
See?
He said he would get it back.
That nigga.
Seven niggas.
And I wanted to ask you, man.
I thought about you this weekend.
Okay.
And I think about you because I saw a girl.
She looked good.
And she gave me a shot when I was younger.
And she kept it real.
She said, nigga, you were one of the ones I regret.
And I had to stand up.
Oh, yeah.
She wanted to get you off her jacket?
She wanted to get me off her jacket.
Wow.
Yes.
And she told you?
Face to face.
Like, yo, yo, yo.
She said, yo, you know, you're doing your thing now.
I'm proud of you.
But at one point, no, she said that's how she felt at one point.
She tried to be cool.
She tried to clean it up.
Man, nigga, fuck that.
I'm married.
I told her.
I don't want to talk.
But I listened. I listened trying to clean it up. Man, nigga, fuck that. I'm married. I told her. I don't want to talk. But I listen.
I listen. I'm dead ass. And I'm
sitting there in Target
and I'm looking at how she look. I'm like,
you still look alright. You know, you got some little bullshits
on your feet, but it's cool.
And she said, you know, at one point I wanted to get you
off my jacket. Your behavior, your mannerisms,
how you acted or
act was so crazy.
So I thought about Mel. I'm like, damn, I wonder if Mel ever wanted to get somebody off her jacket.
Oh, yeah.
Like, oh, shit.
And would you tell the man?
She told me.
But she told me on some cool shit.
Like, you're doing your thing.
You up.
You know what I mean?
I think that's bullshit.
I didn't like that shit.
I think that's bullshit.
Because one, how people got to know that you even on her jacket?
This is what she told me.
But they might personally think like that. Yeah what she told me but they might personally think
yeah she told me that
she was like
there was a time
I did a lot of shit Ice
and I even did
like a song
like apologizing
to all the women I heard
I'm going to send it to y'all
like 13 years ago
please send it
yes
I just was naming them
naming them
so seeing her
that's different
I respected her honesty
but I was thinking about Mel I wonder if Mel ever felt that way and would Mel her honesty but I was thinking about Mel
I wonder if Mel
ever felt that way
and would Mel do this
because I'm thinking like
nigga
why are you telling me that
because I'm flipped
because of my personality
would you tell another nigga this
nah she might want to re-up
that's what I
that's why I said
she gave me that energy
but what I'm saying
now I'm in my feelings
and you know
I can't do that
and she look die
oh shit she might have been shooting father son holy spirit I think she was shooting And, you know, I can't do that. And she look like, oh, shit.
She might have been shooting.
Father, son, Holy Spirit.
I think she was shooting.
She might have been shooting.
You ever try to get a nigga over your body, man?
Like, over your jacket?
How can you?
How do you unfuck somebody?
Easy.
Easy.
This shit never happened.
That is.
Who else knows?
This shit did not happen.
Exactly.
That's definitely.
I got two to that.
I'm taking to the grave. But is she one of one by telling me face to face's definitely. I got two that I'm taking to the grave.
But is she one of one by telling me face to face, Ice?
I got two.
I talk about two that could walk in here right now.
No.
No.
No, I don't.
I never.
But what if you see them two in person?
I don't see them then.
No, no.
What I'm saying is if I see them, I don't see them.
Oh, you're ignoring them.
I'm going to act like I don't even see you.
Damn, really? I don't think I got anybody see them, I don't see them. Oh, you're ignoring them. Yeah, I'm going to act like I don't even see you. Damn, really?
I don't think I got anybody like that.
I don't think I got anybody.
I mean, there's some people that I would not do it again.
Oh, what's up?
You know, they say what's up.
I'll speak to them, whatever.
But if the conversation even try to, nah, nah, nah, nah.
But based off your what's up, they can tell that you don't want to fuck with them.
And they'll be extra.
Yeah.
They can tell that.
So how do you approach it?
That's what I was asking.
How do you approach that?
Because if she see that you're trying to be standoffish, she can tell that you acting funny.
So that's when holding your hair extra long.
That's when standing in front of you extra long.
You acting funny, you good.
A lot of funny shit come with that.
Yo, dog, the story that Joe talked about when we was in the spot.
And the girl was just being hella extra.
Talk about it.
Dog, I wanted to kick her ass to the
other side of the room like leave me alone she's fine by your dog but no i i mean it's a lot of
feathers i want to get out my goose but i still speak to them i'm still cordial i'm still nice
i ain't no asshole no you can't be an asshole with every single one no no no not everyone but
there's some do you remember everybody you fucked? Why do you always...
That's saying that to...
Let me ask you something.
You need to start watching the pod.
Hold on, hold on.
You need to start watching the pod.
Because the facial expressions that you make to me on the pod are hideous.
Oh, damn.
That's just my feelings.
Clear the air.
That's not just my feelings.
We got action.
No.
Hold on one second.
Do I...
No, I don't.
I meant to ask that to the room. Okay. With permission, of course, if I can. You have permission. You have permission. That wasn. One second. No, I don't. I meant to ask that to the room. Okay. With
permission, of course, if I can. You have permission.
Okay. Consent, consent, consent.
Okay, but the question is,
do you guys remember every single person you
fucked? Uh, like,
no. No.
No. But sometimes
I'll see someone and be like, oh yeah, we did.
Oh, I forgot about that.
Nah, it's something like it was alcohol and other shit involved.
It's embarrassing.
There's probably something I wouldn't recognize.
We got to stop doing that.
Nobody really forgets who they fuck.
That's not true.
That is.
I don't drink, but I don't drink.
I don't do drugs.
I don't drink either.
And you forgot about it?
Yes.
I've had girls have conversations with me.
That means you're shit in the fucking river, nigga.
You're shit in the fucking river nigga this shit this shit in the Atlantic
I've had girls
come up to me
and you be having
a conversation with them
like you recognize them
and you like
and then they'll be like
you don't even know
who I am dude
I'm like yeah
nah nah nah
they be like
what's my name
you don't know
and then you be like
oh
why you come back
with that
like that
yeah
that's happened bro
you forgot bodies too yes yes y'all niggas was ill in that little mansion Like, why you come back with it? Like that. Yeah, you know? That's happened, bro. Yeah.
You forgot bodies, too?
Yes.
Yes.
Y'all niggas was ill in that little mansion y'all was in.
Whatever that shit for in the ice.
The joke came.
Don't put them with me.
I remember everybody.
Don't put them with me.
Except for that long nose girl.
Now, there's definitely some one-day stands from the bar and shit.
I would be like, I'm going to start frying you up.
I hired you to fry me up Alright
You lying
You lying
You remember
There's been these
Ish you want me to be down
I don't want you to be nothing
I don't want you to
You want
You want me to be down
With you bad
And I'm not
You can point at Ice
All you want
I'm just pointing at Ice's face
I feel better now
What's up
Alright
There we go
Okay cool
Your Advil kick
Ish
I'm not down with
you I know like that's not fair you always say you are down with him no no
no no no no no no no no no no no no no but he said that I'm down with you me
you know what's going on so ish and i have run the streets through different segments
over the last 20 years true yes and then we have not true so when i speak about our stories we
out we outside but when it comes down to the game score on the scoreboard we are not in the same
class at all him and i but when it comes to some of the plays... Wait, wait, hold up. Tell you... When it comes to some of the
layups... The plays... Okay, nigga, you did
some of the same drills, boss. However, you
Oak Hill, nigga.
And you had a triple-double on Oak Hill. Stop it.
Stop it. Yeah, go ahead.
And we can't really have this talk because none of y'all here
are honest about your numbers. That's not true.
So we can go ahead and talk about Meek Mill,
Africa... No, we can talk about...
We can do it.
Let's talk.
Fam, you said that you... What's up?
All right, my go.
You said that you don't forget anybody.
Not a one.
We've had several...
And I have forgotten.
But I remember them.
After I forcefully put her in your brain.
But I remember them.
I remember them.
After some coercion.
I wonder how some of them
doing sometimes, too.
How kind of you.
Wow.
Aren't you such a nice guy?
He's empath.
Yeah, empath.
Remember Michelle?
Who was around for Michelle?
I think you fucked Michelle, too.
I did not.
She gave me some head.
I ain't in it.
Oh, shit.
That was your joint?
You see what I mean?
You was in love with her. Michelle was my... That was your thing? You see what I mean? You was in love with me. That was your thing.
Why would you get head down that hole?
I wasn't hanging with Joe.
I was trying to get him back.
I was hanging with Joe.
You trying to get him back?
You trying to get him back?
Was it during the 20, the 8 years?
I didn't even know.
Stop doing it.
Stop.
I wasn't hanging with you back then.
Stop.
She fucking the same girl as me.
I agree with him though.
I met the girl on Black Planet.
Sorry?
I didn't know Joe Button existed.
I met her on this planet.
I know.
You met her on Cinderella Planet. Love though. I met the girl on Black Planet. I didn't know Joe Button existed.
I met her on this planet.
I know.
You met her on Cinderella Planet.
Michelle used to come up.
Death Jam.
Oh, I thought you.
I used to tell Tyshawn Gale, hey, let me get this office for a minute, big dog.
I love them.
Don't want them to come to your job.
Hey, job trench coat
find a bathroom
somewhere
easy access outfit
oh my lord
we sound like
old cavemen
and there's no disrespect
how many women
you think you and Joe
got in common
oh mutuals
that is a very good question
mutuals on Instagram
no no
yeah yeah
mutuals
that's when you gotta
hit that little
mutuals tab
mutual followers
how many real life mutuals y'all got?
You got to go there and see your Eskimo brothers.
Let me see who else up over this piece.
Be real, Ish.
That I know about, maybe like 15.
Oh, shit.
Nah, that's a pattern.
The treacherous twins, yo.
That's a pattern.
That's 15.
Fuck it, he is crazy.
I thought I had some bad Esk a pattern. Y'all sit fucked. He is crazy. I thought I had some bad Eskimo brothers.
Y'all is wild.
That's not true.
Look, look at him.
And then he said knowingly.
There's a whole other pile.
I love this.
Y'all hate when y'all get in y'all podcast.
Dang.
Y'all really having a...
Ice, how many Eskimos, How many we got in common
A few
It ain't nowhere near 15
5
Why I can't just go get new women
He said 8
So stop stay right there
Joe and I was off the porch early
So before I ever knew Joe
Me and Joe was running in the same circle
Same home Fucking Cheater So before I ever knew Joe, me and Joe was running in the same circle, same home, fucking cheetah.
Every club in New York, you name it, we was in there.
So you got two handsome dudes that's around the same age running around.
Nigga, you bumping into the same girls.
What are we talking about?
Mel, what you think?
What you think about what you're saying?
Stop.
From a woman's perspective.
I can't even talk.
What am I saying wrong?
We have to talk.
I thought the number would have been higher.
And I think that shit's crazy.
I think it's crazy.
It's wild.
Why y'all don't get it?
It's amazing.
You know, listen.
These are girls that I never knew that Joe even knew.
They're girls that's in our route.
Mel, question for you.
All right, you number one.
So the number two video vixen.
Got him.
How many bodies do you think y'all may share?
Oh, shit.
Got him.
Got him.
Got him.
Oh, shit.
Got him.
Holy shit.
Answer the question straight. Don't think or meander or whatever that shit is. Got him. Got him. Got him. Oh, shit. Got him.
Answer the question straight.
Don't think.
Go meander or whatever that shit is.
Holy shit.
Who do you think is number two?
Oh, shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Who do you think is number two?
No, no, we not doing that.
Top of the reverse.
We not doing that.
Mm-hmm.
Whoever number two is.
Yeah, that's why I didn't put a name on it.
What California actress that is in your age range do you think-
Don't limit it to just california
one person that i can think of that there's been some overlappage with unintentionally
neither one of us knew until way after the fact y'all are still y'all are still
no you know what?
Allegedly.
And it wasn't me that knew.
We know, not you.
You called dibs.
You called dibs.
You tell your homegirl,
bitch, stay right here.
You better not do anything.
I got this one.
Look at her.
I got this one.
We got this.
The person I'm thinking about,
two.
Got you.
Two that I know of. Knowingly. No, not knowingly Got you. Two that I know of.
Knowingly.
No, not knowingly.
I mean, that you know of.
I did not yet.
I'm saying the two that you know of.
There might be five or six.
I got a better question.
Since y'all became friends, how many women do you have in common?
That's different.
15.
And if it's 15, that's five to me.
Because now you got to look deeper.
Somebody's going after somebody.
I don't. They flipped them together. What, true look deeper. Somebody's going after somebody. I don't.
They flipped them together.
What, you?
I'm not talking about that one.
That counts, too.
Okay, you count that.
That counts.
That definitely counts.
You count flipping together as,
because sometimes if you have a friend
and you like the same woman,
they'll go after you.
They'll backdoor you.
Yeah.
Just to show you,
and you guys got to understand
it but niggas sure I can fuck your bitch too.
We have an understanding. I understand that ish be horny.
That's not true though.
Ish is a horny.
Yo, my sexual appetite is less than all y'all niggas. Y'all call me vanilla man.
Yo, we can move on.
Hold on, there's a thing.
In my life.
Ice.
So they just go,
Vernon even.
They just been using you?
No.
Look, I like women.
I like women.
Oh, shit.
And Vernon is here.
Vernon is here.
And Vernon is here.
It's too many niggas for you to say that, H.
Come on.
What Meek Mill said.
Forget this.
Y'all niggas be frontin', yo.
No, you frontin'. How? I'm the only nigga here givin' it up. No Meek Mill said. Forget this. Y'all niggas be frontin', yo. No, you frontin'.
How?
I'm the only nigga
that ain't givin' it up.
No, you're not.
You said your sexual appetite
is lower than ours?
I love this thing.
Yo, dawg.
There are girls
that I've never had sex with
that we kicked,
like, kicked it.
I like women
that are talkin' to them,
kickin' it.
It's mad girls that I have.
You know this. And you do. I'ma give this to you, too with it's mad girls that I have you know this and you do
I'm gonna give this to you too. They're mad girls that you could pop that is fire that you've never popped cuz you just kick it
Mm-hmm
That's a that would that don't have that
Yeah, so so what I'm saying a lot of girls that you popped but every girl that I kick it with or have kicked it
We nobody's talking about that's art though
No, honestly, he's not he's speaking from like the light-skinned hazel eye
privilege which is i used to say i could have fucked way more yeah i used to say this when i
was toxic yo i could have fucked a thousand chicks this week but i didn't. Yeah, that's true. That's what he doing. But in that, he's doing mad.
Yo, dog,
so me talking to a girl
don't necessarily
be sexually motivated
is what I'm saying.
Your body number's what?
Not the one you gave last time.
The one...
I ain't never give one.
The one that we know about.
I ain't never give nobody.
The one we talking about,
you ain't even got to say it.
It's a lot.
Do you think you're toxic-ish when it comes to that?
No.
Toxic as far as what?
I think you could be a whore and not be toxic.
We ain't even talking about when he went and got with Candace Vaughn.
No.
I never did that.
Never.
That's your...
Yo, don't start.
No, you ain't even start playing the name games.
Don't bring the towels out neither.
Ask her.
I'm never touching her.
Don't bring the towels out neither. Towels. I've never touched her. Don't bring the towels out neither.
Towels.
Towels.
I don't know what that means.
I don't give a damn.
But fam, I haven't delved into that genre.
It's fine.
We can move on.
But you know you want to move on.
Listen, I can stay here all day.
Let's go.
We can stay here because you're not going to tell the truth. Ooh! We can stay here because you're not going to tell the truth.
Ooh.
We can stay here.
You're not going to tell the truth.
Your flip is the best.
Fuck you, nigga.
You're not going to tell the truth.
I'm going to tell the truth.
My back's open, nigga.
I'm going to flip.
I promise to tell the truth.
What's your number?
My back.
Oh, we did this before.
No, do it again.
Oh, you think my number's a lie?
Yo, how about this one?
I'm going to get a t-shirt.
How about this one? I'm going to get a t-shirt. How about this one?
This is me, yo.
You full of shit, yo.
I'll say this about me.
And this is just to grant you a courtesy.
I'm going to add 100 to mine.
I'm going to add 100 to whatever number I think.
And I'm still less.
I'm still got you by 600.
I can add 100 to me.
You exaggerate.
And I got you by, you got me by like 600.
With me adding the 100.
You exaggerate.
No, I ain't.
I'm underdoing it because you my man
and all our girls listen to this shit.
You think you higher than him?
Yes.
Ain't no thing to think about it.
I'm getting there.
Do you think that number is,
what do you think the difference is between the numbers?
I don't know because he be lying so much.
Advanced calculus.
He lying.
He got to get the big calculator.
No, no, no.
Put my number at 250.
I think that's a lot.
Put my number at 300.
That might be a lot too.
Stop it.
Stop it.
Hey, put my number at 300.
I'm asking you whatever you think his number is.
Now what?
In your head, whatever you think the number is, and you know your number.
I don't know a number, but I got a gauge.
Where do you think the difference is between the two numbers?
What's the difference?
Yes.
Couple hundred.
No.
No.
How far are you from a four-digit number?
And that's me being kind.
Why you making those faces?
Look at him now.
All right, we can move on, yo.
Listen, what Nick Mill did.
There you go.
That's my son.
I love you, nigga.
Yeah.
That's my man.
Four digit kid. That's my man. Four digit kid.
That's my man.
Millionaire 28.
Huh?
What she thought was happening, yo.
That nigga was a monster.
Man, I'll be having everybody number fucked up.
I did.
I apparently did.
She had my right.
And that's hate.
And that's hate what you're doing.
No, not at all.
I just, I'm learning.
I'm learning a lot.
You're lucky we didn't see you back in the day.
You didn't see me.
We didn't.
On the balcony.
Don't spread rumors.
Meek Mill.
Oh, y'all did that.
All right, what?
Chris Brown and Quavo.
Oh, y'all did that too?
All right, we did.
Y'all did all the shit
I wanted to chime in on.
Chime in?
Chime in.
All right, so I'll try to do this real quick.
Meek, I agree with all that shit you said about trying to get the business straight.
That has nothing to do with tweeting.
You're looking at metrics.
You're trying to get your contracts figured out.
You're looking for the loophole.
You're supposed to call your lawyers, call your team, get that together.
No, you ask Twitter.
And if you really, yeah.
Crowdsourcing.
That's my thing with him.
Anytime he asks Twitter, it is a great thought that he asks.
He's asking the wrong people.
He's just on Twitter.
He articulates the thought wrong.
And he ain't the person that's supposed to communicate what he's trying to communicate.
He's supposed to have somebody next to him on his squad that, hey, we need to find out what's going on in Africa with my shit.
I'm looking at international rights on my contracts.
He needed to do that.
Twitter.
Yes and no.
I see,
because like,
there's been times where
we've been in a city
that we've never been in before
and we'll go on Twitter
and say,
yo,
where's the good food
at something like that?
There's a far,
no,
let me finish.
Can I finish?
Stop it, Ice.
Can I finish?
No,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no,
no, no, no, no, no, Somebody starts saying, yo, this is about, you see
enough people say this.
You say, okay, let me look into that.
You just get, now I can pass this on to some other people.
He just literally, I'm pretty sure he has a team, though.
What you're describing is an investigation.
A Google query.
And you don't do that.
And you don't do that publicly.
Yeah, but when you do the Google query, I'm getting from people here.
Google query is just whatever results come up.
As in what was promoted the highest.
What was this?
I'm asking people.
So he might think I'm bypassing all of that.
And I'm going direct to the people to ask a question. Dog, you're next to Jay-Z who has done all of the streaming service research that you need to be done.
He old title.
In the world.
Like you have people that you could talk to
about this that's not Twitter.
Meek might also be, like,
on some, yo, I feel like I may
have gotten fucked before, and I'm trying to do
all of this on my own. I don't trust
nobody no more. Then you shouldn't ask Twitter. Because I had niggas
in my corner. I had niggas who I
thought was in my corner, and I'm finding
out, oh, shit, this wasn't this. Oh, shit, this wasn't this.
All of this is why you shouldn't't this. All of this is why
you shouldn't ask Twitter.
All of this is why
you shouldn't ask Twitter.
It's a natural start.
Yeah, you can get
some natural information,
some organic shit.
And now I have somewhere
to at least start looking.
But it comes off wrong sometimes.
I don't think he care
how it come off.
I think he knows
how he are,
because he went back
to clean it up.
Like, this is what
I was meaning to say.
Yeah, but in the cleanup,
it still
came off wrong nigga said what the nigga said about some elephant tusk yeah they was they fried
his ass up in there but that's my thoughts on me i hope he finds out whatever he needs to find out
but boy that was funny when they fried him up chris brown oh all the growth in the world pause
couldn't commend you anymore great sit next to a nigga that you done scrapped with over your ex that you love.
Look bigger than him in all of the pictures.
That's important.
You look like if the scrap wanted to break
out, I could have folded you right here.
But I didn't. But I didn't.
And it's still up,
nigga, don't think. We not friends.
We not fly. I still love Shorty,
nigga. I remember what you did. I ain't fucking
my bag up for these little niggas.
Like, even in that, just saying, I don't fuck with them.
Yeah, I like that.
I'm letting it be known.
I do like that.
Now, it's a bigger conversation to be had about all you entertainers running out there
grabbing a bag from the fashion industry that has historically shunned you.
But, not here for that today.
No, no, no.
They opened the door now.
Not here for that today. Did they? opened the door now not here for that today
did they
they might have
they might have seen
the error in their way
so push your tea gun
walk across the stage
with your
oh so tell me about
so tell me about
the black
the black fashion houses
tell me about
the black
the black designers
tell me about
the black
everything
tell me about
since they opened the door
what you want me to tell you
those are black designers
that kind of
took over fashion houses
what fashion houses
you just came in here
two weeks ago
and talked about
the Pharrell Louis
collab
and how dope it is
that's the same thing
that black people
have always succumbed to
which is
loan or fly
license or
cool
that's what it is
with Virgil
it's different when
you're doing the design now.
Now you got creative control. That's a little different
than just waiting and loaning your likeness
to it.
That's how you look at it. Four season.
You design some shit four season.
I think that's fly. I do think
it's fly, but that ain't
a
changing of the guard or changing the model.
It's a foot in the door.
It starts.
It starts that.
Because you could take Virgil,
you could take Kanye.
You gotta remember
they did the Dapper Dan though too.
True.
They kept him.
Yeah, this is the same exact thing.
It's not the same
because Dapper Dan in the 80s
wasn't getting a dime
from the fashion houses.
But he was promoting
the fashion houses.
So you would go uptown
and get some Dapper Dan Gucci shit.
Gucci's getting a claim for it, but Dapper Dan's not getting the money from Gucci directly okay so now when you
get Pharrell that's joining forces with one of the biggest fashion houses if not the biggest
fashion house in the world one he's getting compensated by them directly okay and two now
if Pharrell wants to do that one or two times and potentially go off and start his own shit
he got insider information on how to do that and navigate that space and potentially go off and start his own shit, he got insider information
on how to do that
and navigate that space.
You said the 80s
with Dapper Dan.
Gucci eventually came back
and did the same thing.
They came back
and hired him as a consultant.
I don't think it's the same.
No, designer too.
Gotcha.
He was designer.
He had a whole line.
So, I mean,
still licensing the fly.
Hey, get it how you live it.
Like a capsule collection.
What do you... I won't be out there.
A nigga's inviting me out there.
It's a nigga, no.
Are you against...
Why are you against that, though?
And again, I might be victim to my...
But why are you against it?
Why are you against it?
You wear their garments.
You purchase it.
You obviously like it.
If they're inviting you out there
to be a part of...
They like the way you present their items.
Why wouldn't you be a part of it?
Why wouldn't you become a part of it?
Because all we have
is our likeness.
That's true.
And you have to be careful
about where you loan it.
You don't think you loan
your likeness to them
when you post pictures
wearing their stuff
all the time?
No.
I think that's totally different.
I think black people
have the choice to
fuck with any brand
wear any brand
post pictures of any brand
that is your choice.
Right?
Like sometimes I'll throw on a Balenciaga hoodie.
We know what them niggas was doing.
Like, that's my choice.
That's very different from me going to the Balenciaga runway show.
Or going to the Tom Brown runway show and sitting there and my audience.
And then they make all the money.
And then you just sitting there for a picture.
No, I'm flattered.
So stay here.
That's me, though.
Hey, Salehi.
I'm not saying that other people should.
But Salehi came on the show.
Salehi, friend of the show.
Shout out to Salehi.
Came on the show, and he talked about how through the different fashion houses, he picked up lessons from each one of those fashion houses that allowed him to be where he is today, which he's kicking ass.
And I would like some of those Crocs to tie up.
You know what I mean?
Just FYI.
Same, Soleil.
Just FYI, homeboy.
You send me the little pink new balances, thanks.
Send me them shits that you wearing on your feet.
I follow you on Instagram.
I see them.
I want them.
And I put the little fire emojis up under there
about four times on four different posts.
Baby, I'm begging, baby, I'm begging, begging, begging.
Baby is ragging.
All seriousness,
again, I think that
even Kanye West,
the lessons that he picked up
at these particular fashion houses,
you might have came in
and flip.
Flip is already
doing his own thing.
But I'm sure
some of the knowledge
that you got
at the Joe Button Podcast
has been monumental.
For me,
what you're saying is moving
the goalposts in my
point. Pharrell,
not Pharrell, who did it?
Salehi and Kanye,
fashion
moguls who
clearly want to be in that field.
So you got to battle whatever you got to battle.
But Salehi didn't.
Remember, Salehi said he went to school for something totally different.
He wasn't in the fashion field when he got there.
Yeah, but then Donna Karan called him, and then somebody called him.
He went crazy.
Versace called him.
And then he clearly had a passion for it.
So you got to go through whatever barriers are there.
I salute him for doing that.
He did it.
Of course.
Kanye.
But I'm talking about entertainers.
The people that don't really have a passion for that.
But we do have a passion for fashion.
They do.
Niggas from the hood are dictating what the fashionable trends are.
So if you could do that and learn some shit,
you might be able to go do your own Sean John or go do your own rock aware or
go do your own brand.
You know what I'm saying?
Once you get the opportunity to sit with the greats or the people that everybody don't get an opportunity to sit with,
I think that it's a good thing.
My opinion.
I'm not mad at that.
I'm not mad at that.
You know what I'm saying?
And you get in the bag in the process while you learn.
The bag.
That's another one of these hip hop myths.
All right.
You don't think they pay for that?
That's another one of these hip hop myths.
They pay for real.
Oh.
Okay. But they're not paying the niggas that's walking on the runway. You don't think they paid for real? It's another one of these hip-hop myths. They paid for real. Oh. Okay.
But you did not pay the niggas that's walking on the runway.
They ain't paying everybody.
This bag talk, I want it to come to an end, yo.
Why?
Why?
I don't want to see reasons out.
Nah, it's relative.
I just think it's relative.
Uh-huh.
It don't say enough.
Depending on whose bag.
If they gave, if Tom Brown gave Joe Budden a bag to come sit front row at the Tom Brown show, which they know is going to get some camera looks, is going to get some... You are basically doing an ad for Tom Brown.
You get a bag, right?
Let's say, hypothetically, they give you a bag.
Because some of these people are doing it for free.
But let's say they gave you a bag.
The bag, whatever they all agreed upon,
would be a sufficient bag for you.
Okay.
And you might get up there and walk to pump it up.
You know what I'm saying?
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And with that said, good luck to everyone out there.
I'm on you on Patreon.
You made me mad.
Just because you just because you lie on podcast.
I don't lie.
Can we move on?
If my number is 350 and that's with me
doubling shit
in my brain
just for podcast sake
I have you
clearing that
by at least
400
minimum
you could be
way off
alright
come on
we'll move on
what we got
what we got
what's going on
this guy's crazy
I'll grant you
the courtesy
cause your queen
listens to the pop.
Dog,
the conversations
most of them
that I have on the pod,
I can have with my girl.
Oh, shit.
No, I'm telling you.
Says you.
She'll hear it.
I'm never there to hear
and you're never
going to bring her here.
She'll hear it.
You're never going
to bring her around me.
I can't confirm.
Oh, nigga,
let this nuts hang.
I don't lie much, bro.
You let your nuts hang for real?
All right,
get your shit off What you mean
If you come in here
On Friday acting different
We know
With a black eye
Come in here quiet
We know
We know
It's a fool
What else is happening
What else is happening
The Rock
The Rock
Is that
Is that the funnest shit happening
Dave Chappelle's happening
Dave Chappelle
Come on Dave Chappelle The Rock got more numbers Than Dave Chappelle's happening. Dave Chappelle. Come on, Dave Chappelle. The Rock got
more numbers than Dave Chappelle. Exactly.
The Rock, you know.
By far, too.
It's a married man.
Both of them. They wasn't
always married.
Good point. True.
So come on, tell us what Dave Chappelle did.
Dave Chappelle
was at a comedy show somewhere.
And of course, they end up talking about Cat Williams.
Oh, yeah.
And he said what he had to say about the matter.
And then D-Ray Davis came on stage and they went back and forth about it.
Here's a clip that Mel put in the chat.
Part of the game is this. He only eats the niggas. He didn't say anything. Yeah, they went back and forth about it. Here's a clip that Mel put in the chat all ugly pictures of us. Stop.
And Ken and Ken
and hurt people hurt people
but I am a hurt person
that never hurt people
and he does it all the time.
Fuck this money.
Fuck this money.
But make out of anything that you did wrong.
You didn't do nothing wrong. You didn't do nothing wrong.
Can't do nothing wrong.
Em Rec TV.
Em Rec, shut up.
Get the point.
Come on again, watch.
He can't just talk about shit
that niggas did to other niggas.
But not about anything
that niggas did to him.
If I told my story,
it would break your heart.
Your heart.
If I told my story,
it would break your heart.
I lost everything
and never, ever
told on anybody.
And this nigga is the arbiter of truth.
Cat.
Listen, I fucking with Cat hard.
And wreck.
Supporting.
But, but, but, but.
I love this.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
D-Wrek, just tell me what part of the game fucks up another nigga's paper.
And wreck.
And wreck.
I'm tired of you.
I'm tired of you now.
All right, you heard it from the horse's mouth.
Dave says that Cat Williams is an amazing painter,
so why do you paint these horrible pictures of us and us only?
You never said anything about any of the shit
that these white boys out here doing.
Use your powers for good.
What else was he saying?
Just saying you don't have to live like that, basically.
I don't like that.
Oh, you never said nothing about these white boys.
He's not a white boy.
Speaking on our culture,
shit that happened here.
And we should be responsible for,
you know, making the decisions that we make.
He don't have to speak on white people.
That's true.
I thought it was funny when he said,
I love that he's trying to bring down the Illuminati,
but started with Cedric to entertain him.
I said this kind of when he was there.
Like, I don't like
when we shoot each other
in public
and it seems
seems
because we not necessarily
in their culture
it seems to be us
whether it's rap
whether it's comedians
whether it's businessmen
whatever the case may be
it's just always
us bringing us down
or shooting at us publicly
and I think that's whack
now to his defense
whose defense
Kat's
Kat's
they went on Shay Shay Show first and said disparaging shit about him.
So he came up there to clear the room and clear the air.
But Dave Chappelle's right.
Some of the people that he bought out or that he talked about didn't necessarily shoot him on Club Shea Shea.
So if he came up there to shoot back at them niggas, then that's cool.
But when you start bringing other people's business that wasn't even there into the mix, I think it's ugly.
And I think it does us a disservice.
Because when you start dissing, let's say he dissed Cedric the Entertainer.
Now Cedric's saying.
He did.
But he's saying like, yo, you ain't write your jokes.
That could potentially take away from Cedric's money.
Or if you said this person didn't do this or this person didn't do that.
If they came up there and shot at him first, which I think said did,
then it's par for the course.
Nigga like war is war.
But somebody that didn't mention him, earthquake, shit like that.
Don't don't bring them those names into the equation.
I think that's ugly.
That's my person.
You know what I'm saying?
That's my opinion.
I'm not mad at the take.
Yeah, I think that's what I mean.
This is not a right or wrong in this for me. I'm just? That's my opinion. I'm not mad at the tape. Yeah, I think that's why. I mean, it's not a right or wrong in this for me.
I'm just interested in Dave hating.
Dave hating?
A little bit.
This is hate.
A little bit.
Y'all serious?
This is hate.
This is Dave hate.
Support hate.
It's support hate.
Picking somebody else up while criticizing what they've done.
Criticism ain't hate, yo.
But the way he did it is hate.
How?
How else was he supposed
to do it
I'm shocked that y'all
feel that way
well I can tell you
why I feel that way
yeah
Dave Chappelle
we normally don't hear
his opinion on anything
until it's time
for a special
okay
and this was like
a bootleg
thing
yeah
not for nothing
what did he just like
get up at like
comedy show or something
Dave knows the power
of his voice.
Yeah, but Dave
know the power of his voice.
And if you're on stage
at whatever comedy show
and the phones
have not been taken away,
then you know
somebody's taping
and you know
what's going out.
He know.
There's some people
that know the power
of their voice.
And Dave is one of them.
So if you are choosing
to speak on Cat,
that means that
you know what's going on and you
kind of want it to go out true and that's not part of course for dave for me man shit goes on
in the comedy world where you know dave is a giant so we just don't hear from him and we got to wait
but maybe he wanted it to go i feel like i sure, and I'm sure that that's attached to Cat stepping on
his comedy special on Netflix.
The timing of it.
The timing.
Yeah.
The timing of you having
something negative to say,
pseudo negative,
because it's not
all the way negative,
about an interview
that eclipsed 50 million views
and stepped on your shit.
I just don't like
the timing of it.
And to what you said,
it does seem like support hate. Netflix jumped right up
and kind of played into that too
because you know they list the comedy section, whatever.
Like the first three or
four of Cat Williams now. Yeah, of course.
It's algorithm time. So that's my thing
with Dave. I'm so glad to hear
that from him though. Like I don't want to say,
I want to hear more of that from
him. But in this instance, eh. But at the same time during Kat's interview he talks about Dave and
he talks about that whole you know walked away from 50 million dollar deal and stuff like that
so Dave puts that into like you know sections that into what he's saying and he was just like
the difference between what he did and what happened
with me was i lost everything and i never said anything about anybody i didn't tell any secrets
i didn't do anything so he kind of used that as like um um way to support what he's saying that
he didn't have to come after i think it's apples and oranges i don't i don't really even like that
comparison i do like the fact that he's basically saying, yo, in our culture
and the street shit, we don't snitch.
True. And we don't try to
stop another nigga from getting no bread. We don't do
that. So Cat Williams did that.
I think the people that wrong Dave Chappelle,
Dave Chappelle can't just openly
get on TV and start shooting that shit.
But I think that that was what he was, I'm saying,
I agree with you that that's what he was alluding to.
Like, I had the opportunity and I never took it.
But that would be a contradiction.
It's because you stated that those guys went up there and shot at a cat first.
Not all of them.
So you're saying.
The ones that did, then.
So his response would be warranted.
And like, just because you step on my shoe, you know, you know, the old saying,
does it mean like, you know, his response is warranted.
As far as Dave, I can see what Joe was saying.
You're looking at it more as he's giving pointers of how to conduct yourself as a comedian.
But no, nigga.
And I ain't going to lie, I'm with firing at black people, too.
Well, I'm not with all that.
You're going to always be right when you say it's black people who we need to not stop tearing each other down.
That's going to always be true.
But feelings are fickle.
And sometimes you want to fire
somebody that's black. You're not
shooting them. You're not
stabbing them.
But yeah, I'm with firing
at some niggas. You still could be harming them though.
Man, fuck it then.
You could be harming their money.
If they shot at them
first.
What about the rumors? I didn't't What about the What about the rumors
They spread on the nigga
As far as like
He's difficult to work with
And these are from
Top comedians right
So that could affect
Some of the niggas
He shot at
Yeah
That could affect
That his bag
Yeah okay
I got you
Shoot at them
Dave you're
Inspiration of mine
But this is support hate
And I gotta call it out
This is support hate
When you come up With these lines Like support hate Them and I got to call it out. This is support hate.
When you come up with these lines like support hate,
them shits go.
Them shits go.
You started that shit.
With the help of us, Salute, thank us.
I'm just saying.
This year, we want to categorize the hate. Support hate.
Incentivized hate.
It can't just be baseless hate.
Not constructive criticism.
It has to be hate
with intention
hate with an agenda
what he did to you
I like everybody
getting they little hate off
and I don't like when positive niggas want to call
your phone while you trying to get some hate
off on some niggas
cause you can't
sometimes the positive niggas you can't really I ain't over Kevin Hart doing that shit when I follow them niggas. Yeah, because they, ugh. Because you can't, sometimes the positive niggas,
you can't really tell.
I ain't over Kevin Hart
doing that shit
when I follow them niggas
chiming in.
Mind your fucking business,
nigga.
How about that?
You called your phone?
Yeah,
on the internet,
you call my phone,
hey man,
you could've went about
that different.
Yeah,
I could've,
nigga,
but guess what?
I didn't.
Don't do that.
I'm dead ass.
That's not true,
man.
Mind your fucking business, man. No, nigga. Fuck out of here. You are his business. Fuck out of here. Don't do that. I'm dead ass. That's not true, man. Mind your fucking business, man.
No, nigga.
Get the fuck out of here.
You are his business.
Get the fuck out of here.
You are his business.
I don't know who you talking to.
Yes, you are.
No, I ain't.
You are.
No, I ain't.
I disagree.
How do you figure?
Because we are a community and we are a village.
And if somebody sees somebody that's under me that I like and I fuck with and I see you
going the wrong path, potentially.
I don't roll like that.
I ain't heard from Kevin Hart since.
Mind your fucking business, nigga. There you go. There you go. Mind your fucking business. I don't roll like that. I ain't heard from Kevin Hart since. Mind your fucking business.
Mind your fucking business.
You don't pop up no other time.
You don't pop up when shit is going good. And that's my man.
I ain't got no beef with him. But nigga, when I'm
handling turbulence, mind
your fucking business, nigga.
Nigga, you want to be positive at the wrong
time. I disagree.
Niggas want to be positive at the wrong time.
What's the wrong time?
Y'all too mature.
The wrong time is when certain shit is eating you on the inside, nigga, and niggas wronged
you and you feel like you want to express yourself.
We don't want to hear that positive shit.
That's the right time.
That's the wrong time.
That is the right time.
That's the right time.
Let me get all my shit out, nigga.
Give me a couple of months.
Give me a month.
Yeah, but I might have been in your shoes before.
I might have been in your shoes before.
See where you going and see you about to fuck up what you trying to build. So I'm going to step in and say, yo, dog, check this out.
They try to correct you.
I'm going to try to help you out so that you don't make the mistake I made.
What does that do for my feelings now?
Fuck your feelings.
I want you to stop my feelings.
So I have to suppress it.
Because this positive stupid nigga.
No, because that's gross.
You can get your feelings out in a way that don't hurt your business.
Flip.
You know how many niggas locked up over their feelings?
That if a nigga would have stepped in
40 seconds before they did some
Stop. Before they did some dumbass
shit to make them not be in their
feelings, they would be home with their family
right now. Can I not move? You always
tell somebody to stop. I just moved. Oh, no, because you was about to
stop. I wasn't going to say that. Alright, listen.
Joe's in his feelings. Rightfully so.
But if an older...
Because he's not older than you, I don't think,
but he up more.
And he potentially could have made some mistakes
that you made,
stopped you from making an emotional choice,
and might have saved you some millions of dollars.
Okay, let me ask you.
That's what he's supposed to do.
I agree.
I respect that.
Let's stop comparing it to niggas.
Yeah, fuck it.
Let's stop comparing it to jail niggas and street shit.
This is simply my man reacted or he reacted,
and a nigga just said,
you should have did it different.
You don't have to do it like that.
Sometimes niggas don't want to hear that.
And you know what?
You got it.
You know what?
Sometimes niggas do need to hear that.
I agree.
I agree with you.
What I'll say to you,
because you're not saying nothing wrong.
You're saying some true shit.
Yeah, you're saying some real shit.
What I will say to you is,
I agree with that point,
and I stand on what I'm saying.
We are community.
So if you want to help, call and help.
True.
Text and help.
True.
Reach out personally and help.
True.
Too many of these niggas that play the algorithm game, look for the hot story on the timeline
and then want to chime in on the internet and call themselves helping.
Fuck that help.
I thought he called you personally. As after he was already all over the internet saying some shit,-helping. Fuck that help. I thought he called you personally.
That's after he was already all over the internet saying
some shit, speaking on business that wasn't his. Nigga, mind
your fucking business, nigga.
Plus, presenting problems isn't
or saying you did something wrong isn't necessarily
helping. I agree with you there.
Stop. No, I'm dead ass. You're happy already,
nigga. I don't care.
I'm not off it. Why do you do that?
Nah, nigga, you just said he could be emotional. Fuck that nigga now. I'm not off it why do you do that I'm not off it nah nigga you just said he
could be emotional fuck that nigga I'm on your side I'm a traitor I don't want to hear none of
that shit let's shoot the nigga now I don't know I'm not shooting him I'm listen I'm talking about
people that inspire me was that an Uzi but I stand on I stand on what I stand on if any of you
niggas want to help me find a way to me. I'm not with none of that internet algorithm
shit that y'all be doing and that's not help.
That is not help to me.
Especially while I'm in my darkest times
trying to manage some shit. Here y'all
go, the most famous, popular niggas in the world
on the internet speaking of something. It does
more hindrance than good and fuck
that. No, I agree.
I agree.
Yeah, I thought y'all spoke in private. Yeah, that was after the fact.
Yeah, but I never knew he did anything.
Yeah, he was all over there and that, but it's fine.
That's my man.
That's my man.
And Spank my man.
That nigga's my man.
Don't help me.
Let me build what I'm building.
You can't say that.
Yo, shut up.
Yo, shut up, yo.
I can say it.
You can't.
Don't help me.
I can identify the niggas that don't.
Yo, dog, any of y'all niggas want to help me, help me, man.
Call my phone.
Y'all help him. He don't want to be that. And it's just speaking for him. I don't want help from all you niggas that don't y'all don't help me help me man
Speaking film I don't
Want to help
Money try to help you last page. You curse them out
You want help from richness? No, I want help from niggas that know what they talking about. So I'm on he don't know No, we don't
Hmm. We'll wait I want help from niggas that know what they talking about. So Imani don't know what he talking about? No, he don't.
We'll wait.
Don't cause no trouble. See, look, he just did the same thing Kevin Hart did.
I did.
Probably publicly shit on a nigga that's not here.
Oh, shit.
He did it.
Listen, listen, where's my phone?
In your hand.
I feel so bad, y'all. I really do feel bad that one of my new favorite people is Candace Owens.
Not politically.
Clear that up.
Not politically.
I'm not informed enough on all of that politics shit.
And every time I hear her say some political shit, I don't think I agree with it.
But when she cuts that shit off
and is just a girl,
she is the funniest person on the planet.
By far.
She's like political Azalea Banks to me.
Like she,
she read Ariana Grande for filth.
I'm fascinated by hoes.
Oh no, hold up.
I am very much in favor of following hoe culture.
I've been fascinated by hoes.
The hoe-pocalypse that we are facing, it's amazing to follow these women and the way that they think.
And chief among them right now is Ariana Grande.
Chief among them.
We covered what she's been up to.
She has been proud of being a homewrecker really throughout her entire career.
You got a boyfriend, you got a husband.
Ariana Grande is going to go after them.
And then, ha ha, I don't care you when everything happens and the dust settles.
She does not care about ruining your relationship.
Nothing more disgusting than what she did recently.
What happened, Candace?
She was working on Wicked.
I think it's either a movie or a play that's coming out, and she's playing
Glinda the Good Witch, and she
had this really
unfortunate-looking guy that was
playing a part. I don't even know what it was. As a munchkin,
who cares, right?
But he was married.
And he was married to his high school sweetheart.
Her name is Lily J,
and they had just had their
first child after being together for almost a decade.
But that, of course, didn't stop Ariana Grande.
Why didn't it stop Ariana Grande?
Because that actually excites her.
I actually think that she suffers from some random hove disorder where she actually likes it when a man is taken.
She's like, I like that.
I want to just, I need that.
She's just turned on by it in a weird way.
She didn't care that he was ugly, nothing.
She just said, I want to break up this family.
And Lily J actually, or via her friends,
announced that Ariana Grande actually held their baby.
So I want you to think about the level of hoe you need to be at
to hold somebody's brand new baby that came out.
And oh my God, he's so cute.
And now I'm going to take the father.
She did that.
She actually did that.
And if you thought that was egregious,
Ariana Grande taking Ethan Slater from his high school sweetheart
and him recently being a father.
And by the way, not even going to talk about him.
He's such a weak man.
He disgusts.
God damn.
In fact, she now has come out with a song
that basically celebrates her home wrecking
capabilities.
She's just like, and?
I don't care.
That's the name of the song.
Yeah, the song is entitled Yes, and?
Yes, and.
I'll finish.
I'll give you guys the full sentence.
She means, yes, I took your husband.
I took the father of your children.
And so what?
And I'm just going to read you some of her.
We don't need to read the lyrics.
We get the point, Candace.
Holy shit.
Candace, how do you not love?
No, she don't see no Candace or Corinne.
Yeah.
Stefan.
Stefan's got her on the run.
Nigga, shut the fuck up.
Look who you attack.
I did that on purpose.
Look who you attack.
I did that on purpose. Can we just I did that on purpose Can we just get back
To the fucking topic at hand
What are you gonna say
To them two
You're the host
You're the host
I didn't say nothing
Nigga don't put it on me
Stop tippy toeing around
Niggas man
Look how tough it is
To get people back
On the same page
Jesus Christ
It's like wrangling
Fucking cats
Anyways
Let's get back
To fucking Candace
Okay
Bitches
Call us bitches Call us. Call us bitches.
Call us bitches.
Why'd you call you a child?
Oh, I watched that shit from a different lens.
That shit hit different on the playback.
Here, it was regular.
I don't like that shit.
I'm a fra-ha-ass.
I'm not today.
Okay.
Yeah, I'm not your friend no more.
Nigga, all that brother-sister shit out the window.
Candace Owens.
I'm on adoption.
If you're watching, which you're probably not, we got a seat for you up here.
We got a seat for you.
Any seat you want.
Come up here and let's just do the Lord's work.
Let's just tell the truth.
You should come up here for truth day.
And let's just tell the truth about people, man.
That was great.
Hey, yo, please, if you get up here, please give me three weeks prep so I can prepare properly,
so I can have something to talk about and do my job.
Thank you.
For sure, for sure.
Since you guys expressed that we had two weeks notice before Dr. Umar came up here and the people attacking me.
So please give me three weeks prep.
That Patreon episode hit you in the soul.
Somebody hit you?
That shit hit him in the spirit.
No, it didn't.
I didn't watch it, nigga.
It is.
Well.
I can't even lie right now.
Which one is it?
Yo, you watched it?
No, the comments.
The comments.
I was reading the comments on Twitter, social media.
It's been going.
It did exceptionally well than I thought it would do.
I asked you to thank me earlier.
You said, no, fuck you.
So salute.
But I'm just saying, just let's get it going.
Mel, what do you think about what Candice had to say about Ariana Grande being a home record?
First of all, that was fucking,
that read was epic.
I just have one question. How do you
steal somebody's husband? You can't.
That's what I'm saying. Can't take a person
that doesn't already have a foot out the fucking door.
How do you steal somebody's husband?
How did you?
Don't even think about it.
I'm not talking about...
Okay, what?
Do you believe that?
That's what I'm saying.
How did you come up with that conclusion?
Yes.
No, I'm literally asking.
How do you steal somebody's husband?
If he is devoted to his wife,
they just had a baby.
If he's devoted to his family,
I don't give a fuck.
I mean, Ariana Grande,
she's cute in like a...
You gotta see Homeboy, though.
Here comes some hate.
That's hate.
That's white hate.
And you're about to be hypocritical.
Yeah, that's white hate.
You got to see Homeboy.
No.
How do you think she's being hypocritical?
She was absolutely right in her depiction of what he looked like.
You seen him?
There's a picture of him.
Oh, I know.
I thought you wasn't familiar with him.
He is not that easy on the eyes. That's disrespectful. I don't give a picture of him. Oh, I know. I thought you wasn't familiar with him. He is not that easy on the eyes.
That's disrespectful.
I don't give a fuck.
Look.
But you didn't say that about that gymnastic girl.
Go ahead.
Do you have Tourette's?
What is wrong with you?
You're insulting me too.
Listen, stick to the topic at hand.
He made a good point.
What is the point?
Oh, shit.
Bring it back around.
Oh, yeah.
I'll take my time.
You said he wasn't easy on the eye, right?
But you didn't say it about the gymnastic girl that we said that.
Simone Biles.
Simone Biles.
How does she look on the eye?
I think she is a lovely young woman.
Got it.
I didn't ask that.
Okay.
I just answered the question.
She answered your question.
We obtained that.
Just answered the question.
Now let's just get back to the topic at hand.
Go ahead, man.
I don't, you can't steal somebody's husband.
You can't steal somebody's husband.
If he's devoted to his family and his wife,
then that's what he's going to stay
if he never came
across Ariana Grande
that might be cheating
but then
that's bullshit
that's playing with Royals
that's bullshit
then you don't
love your wife
and you're not
devoted to your family
if like some famous
chick can walk by
batter eyelashes
and suddenly
you're just like
oh god
how is that not true
alright
as the men in the room.
There's levels to...
Stop touching on me.
This is where you going.
Come on.
No, it's not where I'm going.
As the men in the room, are we letting this rock?
Come on, Ish.
Okay, I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
I have a question.
Shoot.
Ish.
Yes, ma'am.
Ish.
You're devoted to your... Is she your is she your fiance no she going to be oh possibly
so let's just say sally richardson in her posse days don't call his girl sally richardson i'm not
sally richardson i'm talking about sally rich Oh, that's a real person? Yes. What?
Can you Google her right now?
Y'all know Sally Richardson?
How the fuck do you not know Sally Richardson?
You're bugging.
That's some 70s shit.
It is not 70s.
It ain't.
And currently she is still super bad.
Keep going.
So Sally Richardson
in her
crosses your path.
You leaving your girl?
Never.
Boom. Because you're devoted. Mm-hmm. Right? That was your path? You leaving your girl? Never. Boom.
Because you're devoted.
Right? That was your boom?
That's my whole point.
He can't leave her. Huh? He can't leave her?
He didn't leave her.
He just fucked around.
No, he left her. Mel.
I remember the story.
He left her.
Some days it's tough not to dogpile you.
Why? That's why I'm shutting up.
Some days it's tougher than
others to not. He did not cheat.
He left his wife.
Is it to your understanding
that the term homewrecker
doesn't really exist?
No.
No, I'm not.
I don't understand what you're asking he's asking like right at this moment i don't i don't understand how this applies i'll take some of the
bell off i'm gonna take some of the weight off we are having a podcast you don't think homewrecking
exists i don't think you can't i think that for you to be able to wreck somebody's home they allow
you in i think that if a man or woman is married and in a
certain type of relationship that's a willingness that they have to put that their family at risk
and that goes for anybody in that in that situation like you don't trip and fall on a dick
you don't trip and end up in a girl like that doesn't happen so if a dude is married or a chick
is married and they allow a third party to infiltrate their household.
Question.
In Wicked, does the munchkin fuck the witch?
No, he does not.
And she started rocking him like a fucking Rolex on red carpets.
What if the person, the third party, is persistent?
They look good.
They're persistent.
What that guy doing?
Persistency.
Persistency gets you far.
Persistency getsistency Persistency
Police
Police
I'd like to file
A restraining order
Against this
Against this person
So you want to call the cops
Because they like you
I'm just saying
I see where you're going with this
I'm just saying
My hands are up Karen
They meandering
Nah Joe I'm not
Like you started this off
When you
When you seen homegirl
And she was talking
Target
She was kind of
Borderline shooting
And you said And you said no No But I only said no Due to the insults When you seen homegirl and she was talking. Target. She was kind of borderline shooting.
And you said. And you said no.
No.
No.
But I only said no due to the insults.
Nigga.
You can't tell me you were.
So you would have fucked her if she didn't insult you?
Don't ask me that.
I'm married and that's disrespectful.
See, look.
That's so about you.
But that's what we're talking about.
I am not married.
I am not married.
We know.
We know.
We can see.
I'm completely single.
No.
Well, we don't know if you're completely single.
Listen to this.
If any dude that cheats
Any woman that cheats
Bro let me answer you
Any woman or dude that cheats
They are cheating willingly
Nobody coerced them
Or played a mind game or trick on them to cheat
Antoine
That's not true bro
You disagree with that?
You disagree?
No
Of course True Let me jump in here. You disagree with that? Enough of what y'all are saying. You disagree? No. You disagree? No.
Of course.
Okay.
Shoot.
Okay.
The guy that's in a relationship that does not cheat.
That guy that tells all of the women that are trying to court him and pursue him that he's in a relationship and he's not cheating.
Those women that disregard that and still continue to court that man,
pursue that man, flirt with that man, ask that man out,
eye gaze at that man, touch him inappropriately,
ask him inappropriate things, ask him about the wife,
all of those things,
what do they call that woman?
Oh, I see your point.
Well, Candace called her a hoe.
No, we on our talk.
Our talk.
Oh, okay, sorry.
That woman is a homewrecker.
That woman is a homewrecker.
She is targeting men that are in relationships of homes.
And what Candace is saying is some women out here get off on that.
Now, I don't want, in your argument, maybe I kind of agree a little bit.
If the nigga becomes susceptible to that, then he played a part.
But the woman that's just pursuing those men,
they call those women homewreckers.
They do, but if you never got into the home,
can you wreck it?
No, but that's what they call it.
I get what you're saying,
but your intent is to take them away with you.
You are willing to.
Yes.
But if a nigga don't allow you to do it,
we're not talking about that.
We only talk about her willingness to do so. But then you're not talking about that. We only talk about her willingness
to do so.
But then you're also talking about success rate at doing so.
You know what I'm saying?
I think you got to succeed to be a homewrecker, bro.
You can try all you want.
You have to be successful to be a homewrecker.
Listen, if you try...
It's semantics at that point.
Yeah, exactly.
I put it on myself.
Look, I was a person. I was heartbroken a long time ago.
And I only went after girls who were either married or in a long-term relationship.
You're a homewrecker.
Okay.
Home.
Yeah.
Sorry.
It was.
But it was like, yo, you can't.
If you allowed it it I almost felt like
I ain't do nothing wrong
like
if you love
if you was so committed
to your relationship
nothing should have happened
and I got a whole
another toxic view
on the word
home wrecker
that maybe we could
save for another time
let's hear it
fuck it
but
it's more like
apartment wrecker
oh go ahead
typically
cheating is the result of someone wrecking the home i disagree i think that's
a justification yeah i disagree with that i believe it i mean go to therapy it's not typical
i think i'm in not you no meaning no i think that that's 50 50 i think and also also i think
people use that as a justification to cheat.
Yeah.
Oh, so y'all talking about, okay, I'm talking about people that,
I'm not talking about just casual cheaters,
the people that just are cheating, that are just doing it like for sport.
The people that just can't, don't lack the discipline to not do it.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about the people that's in a home,
and now something happens in the home that's fucked up and now I'm stepping out.
That's selfish.
So...
Outside of...
Selfish.
I mean, what's marriage?
Isn't marriage for better, for worse
and sickness and health, blah, blah, blah.
Like you're going...
Would she be included in that? I can't comment on that. Like, isn't marriage, like, for better, for worse, and sickness and health, blah, blah, blah. Like, you're going to.
Would cheating be included in that?
No, it's not.
I can't comment on that. I am not married, so you would be better to answer that question, Parks.
You sound like you will wreck a home.
Why?
How?
Just your belief on this.
I'm literally saying if the home is, like, in a disarray.
Then you're not homewrecking.
No, then cheating is not the answer.
It's like if it's meaningful, if your family is meaningful to you and you want to, you know, you want to keep it, go to fucking therapy.
Fix it.
Work on it.
Or fuck Ariana Grande when she's throwing it at you.
Yo, you know what's funny about women?
This is what's funny about women.
And I'm not going to name no names.
This is what's funny about women.
And I'm not going to name no names.
But there are a bunch of public relationships where the man left his longtime girlfriend or longtime baby mama or new time baby mama, had a little break, met a woman, went on to
have a long, successful relationship with that woman, and all the women called that
girl a homewrecker.
Yep.
I know who you're talking about.
That's true.
I'm talking about a bunch of people.
That's a bunch of them.
I'm talking about a bunch of people.
That's a bunch of them.
So I think women
are just really
pick and choose
with who they want
to tag lame in that.
That's true.
Who they like more
in that equation.
Yeah.
That's really what
it boils down to.
That's true.
We can move on.
Shout out to Candice Ong.
Shout out to Ariana Grande.
And shout out to Ariana Grande and shout out to Ariana Grande
and the dude
and the Munchkin dude
and the leprechaun
and this record
ain't even the first time
like she had the other one
Break Up With Your Girlfriend
I'm Bored
yeah
that was literally
the name of the song
a lot of girls posted that one too
yeah
a lot of girls posted that
still to this day
wait who said what
Ariana Grande has a record
called Break Up With Your Girlfriend
I'm Bored
correct
play it
that little hype deprived thing.
And they thought at that time she was talking to Big Sean.
Yeah.
Oh.
She's a little.
It's her bag.
So that's not.
And to you, that's not a home record.
Hmm?
I mean.
Somebody who shows this habitual pattern.
Hmm.
Oh.
What? What'd you yawn in the song? It's ASMR. this habitual pattern oh what what you
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But here's the thing.
She's been successful.
So she is, in fact, a homewrecker.
Yes, she is, in fact, a homewrecker.
And wears it like a cape, clearly.
You just lost, though.
You just lost.
Why?
Because you just submitted to his point.
I didn't.
She has been successful is my point.
But your initial point was you can't wreck a home that she can't wreck the home.
For her to succeed,
the home was already wrecked. You agree with me.
You agree with him now.
Now you're agreeing with him.
Okay, whatever.
I don't agree with him, but
he hasn't got you.
You got you.
You're a gang gang.
What else?
What else?
What else?
Just hilarious.
What else we got?
Just hilarious.
Boy, this is a confusing story.
I have no idea what's going on.
I'm lost too.
I'm lost as well. I'm lost, as well.
So Charlamagne and Envy was on their show.
Charlamagne asked Envy if SZA is underrated, underappreciated.
And they were having that talk.
In that talk, I guess the comp was Mary J. Blige.
They were saying, do you think that she gets the credit like Mary gets?
And that might not be a fair comparison.
No, we're talking about five years versus 20 years.
Yeah.
30 years.
So then Jess Hilarious went on Instagram
and cursed these niggas out over their shit.
She said, if I can find it, here we go.
Here we go.
She said, these niggas is trash.
Damn.
Envy, shut up. I know artists be pissed when old heads do this
because now everybody negatively comparing sissy to mary j blige and it ain't even her fault she
has her own identity already facepalm emoji i am so confused i am i'm confused as well is this maybe
this is friendly fire? Nah.
I don't think so.
Even if it is,
it walks such a fine line that you kind of don't do it.
It's like if I got on Twitter
and started shooting at you.
It could be friendly fire,
but because the audience
and the platform is so big,
then some people
might not take it for such
and it's going to create
a negative thing
that we don't want to happen
on the show.
And the difference in that is
you are known as a co-host on the show they still don't we still don't know what happened
now has she been on since that whole kind of i heard a confusion from what i heard and again
don't quote me i heard that it's kind of up in limbo now because she publicly made the announcement
yeah that she was the official co-host but i I heard now the label, I mean, not the label, but the owners are saying no.
Yeah, and in doing that, she must have got the word as no.
You just jumped out the window.
That's not acceptable.
Her doing this looks like the word is no.
And I got smoke with y'all up there.
That's not acceptable.
You can't do shit like that.
I'm not mad at this.
Of course you're mad.
Yo, I knew you was going
to stand on that side.
Yo, go ahead.
I'm listening.
No, I'm only not mad at it
if what we just said is true.
Because you believe
in scorched earth.
Not scorched earth.
Singed.
I believe in...
A little fire here.
A little light toasting.
A little brush fire. I believe in our creatives being expressive.
And just hilarious is that.
And mom's been the word with her.
We haven't heard anything from her regarding any of this breakfast club stuff.
Even when they went on and said whatever they said, which I took to be in defense of her.
We didn't hear nothing from her so I guess I'm just happy to hear anything from her that lends to us getting information but now what does what does this do for let's say the breakfast club thing is dead in
the water it's a wrap now seeing you lash out against the people that you were once possibly
going to be working with what do you think that says to potential other companies that might have
wanted to bring you in she She's welcome up here anytime.
I'm not talking,
I'm talking about
if somebody wanted to hire you
over here to do something,
they look at how you,
oh shit,
now this is how you treat
the company and the people
after you left.
Yeah, but I agree with that,
but I also agree
that there's a such thing
as entrepreneur privilege
and she has that.
You too.
You, I was about to bring up you.
Me too.
Normal people shouldn't do that
because of everything you just said.
Jess Hilarious can go to
any club and perform
for the year and be fine.
Her comedy peers
are not looking at this as
that.
It could be material for her. Her comedy that. It could be material for her.
Yeah.
And her comedy set.
It could be material.
Yeah, Jess is great.
Jess is good.
But damn, I want more information on this.
I don't think this is underrated, by the way.
No, but the comparison between her and Mary is just...
That's a weird comparison.
It's a weird comparison and unnecessary.
And you're right.
This is just not underrated.
She's like the most selling artist of last year.
Like, I'm not underrating you.
I got the comparison, though.
Or I got the,
I just think it's where we are
in music and entertainment.
Like, it's hard for somebody
to get to that level in the black space.
To where they are just worship.
Like she don't get the worship that Mary and them get.
Mary's at this point.
No, I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about like even back then.
I think SZA gets that worship.
I think she is.
Okay.
You ever seen a SZA concert?
You ever said you didn't like her album?
Watch what happened.
I think she gets that worship, dog. is her and she's recognizes her yes she is a thousand percent they learn they will learn you i want to smoke i love there you go on another note i really i'm so
confused i'm i'm with you on the confusion with the breakfast club because if i was just i'd be
so fucking mad right now like in terms of being on the platform consistently,
of course they had like, you know,
the quote unquote tryouts.
That's not what they called it,
but that's what it appeared to be.
But she was the one
that they used the most consistently.
So it's almost like an audition process.
How much more do I have to prove to you
that the audience fucks with me,
I get along really well, there's chemistry with the co-host,
which is extremely hard to, you know, you can't manufacture that.
Correct.
If I was her, I would be, I'd be fucking furious right now.
But what if you were furious, what if it was you opening your mouth
is the reason why we're here?
Mm-hmm.
Y'all keep assuming that Breck, the i I Heart, are the people that took away the contract.
What do you mean?
Y'all keep assuming that, in this scenario, y'all saying that I Heart is the one that dedicated this.
That backed out.
And I don't view it that way.
How do you view it?
You think she backed out?
I think she left out.
Really?
But she was the one that
made the announcement
without... Man, when you go back and look at the
announcement, it wasn't really an announcement.
It got framed and
presented as an announcement, but
she was at a party. She was at a party
just talking about the shit going on with her, and at that
time, I think she was hosting. She may have
said some shit loosely. The blogs picked it up,
run with it, but I don't think that that deal was done when she said that I I think the same thing that star
thinks I watched what star had to say and we are two people that are familiar with how those
iHeart contracts look and if you are a creative person there's a lot of shit in that contract
that I just can't see you being cool with. I think there was some
language in there that at the last minute, she walked away, her and the lawyers looked at and
it was properly explained to her. And she said, never in a million years am I giving you five to
10% of all of my other ventures. Never in a million years am I fucking creating this. And now
you get a piece of this. And now you get a piece of my money. I've been getting all of my money all of this time as an independent comedian.
You're not even offering enough money for me to look at this contract properly.
I'm out of here.
And that's why I think she's been quiet on this.
And that's why I think she's firing like this.
Fuck y'all now.
I done came up the Olymptons for free from Baltimore to New York,
Baltimore to New York.
Rock the fucking ratings.
Y'all looked at the metrics.
Y'all wasted my time
with months of negotiating
only to do that.
Man, something I did.
Now, speculative on my part,
but that is what I think happened.
That's a possibility.
It's possible.
But either way,
it's, you know,
the way I look at it
is like the fact
that she showed
and proved consistently
for it was like a year.
And then so if it was in that,
you know, that scenario
where she's handed like a bullshit contract,
either way, you know, it just like...
And I'm not saying bullshit contract.
Or just something that just was like
a non-negotiable.
Or maybe bullshit to her.
Yeah.
It could be bullshit to her.
I'm not saying that I handed her a bullshit contract.
She may have received it that way.
Yeah.
True.
But that's just standard up there.
It's possible.
That's some of that same shit that Spotify tried to stick in the car.
I can't.
I can't even.
I can't.
Right.
There's not even a room to entertain this.
There's not even wiggle room.
There's not even a negotiation room now yeah when you do that that's
the right that's the hard line for you and the hard line for me is never in a million years so
i would never do that none of us are willing to go further that's the end of this okay so there's
this story floating around i wanted to get you um all your your your takes on it um there's this
influencer well sorry this woman moved from Tallahassee, Florida to Houston
because she found that her favorite influencers
lived in Houston.
So she moved her and her three kids to Houston
to become a social media influencer.
Okay.
And, well, she ended up homeless.
Damn.
Yeah.
And so it's kind of like made the news,
obviously, since we're
talking about it
and what was interesting
how old is she
she's like 24 years old
how much is her
GoFundMe at right now
that's all I'm hearing
I haven't heard
I haven't heard
if there's a GoFundMe
but
a homeless 24 year old
but when I literally
with three kids
I'm like
you made certain choices
that kind of like
yo was she an influencer
in town
stupid stupid stupid no, was she an influencer in Thailand? Stupid.
Stupid.
Stupid.
No, she wasn't an influencer in Florida. So she was going to get started over there.
Yeah.
That was her plan.
That was the plan.
How does she look?
Good question.
No, let Mel answer it too, please.
Yeah, please.
This, we need to know this because this will tell me a lot.
Easy on the eyes or not so easy on the eyes?
The latter.
Oh.
Yeah. Hard on the eyes? not so easy on the eyes? The latter. Oh. Yeah.
Hard on the eyes?
Let me see.
Let me see a picture of her.
Fam, I don't care
if she was easy
on the eyes.
Sunday morning on the eyes.
You moved you
and your family
across the country
to be an influencer
when you were not
currently an influencer.
Well, she thought
she wasn't an influencer
because of her location.
I mean, that's just
a good story, though.
She was just moved
because she might be
ran with her kids and shit looking crazy. She just made up a story like that. I mean, my fuckers a good story, though. She was just moved because she might be ran with her kids and shit
looking crazy.
She just made up a story like that.
I mean, motherfuckers moved to L.A.
to become an actor?
Yeah.
Actress?
Actor and influencer are different.
You could be an influencer from...
But they end up homeless over there, too.
Yeah, but you could be an influencer
from Podunk, North Dakota somewhere
if you fire.
It's true.
It's true.
It's a fact.
That's true.
It just... That shit was just wild to me
I wanted I just I
she had no plan like some of the things I'll be
on my explore page because of my brothers
you know what I mean
or because your number
clears four digits
that make them come to my explore
page yes because they know yes
you know the Instagram
yeah anyway my brothers send on my explore page? Yes, because they know. Yes. You know the Instagram people are listening to. Yeah.
Anyway.
Since you're asking.
My brothers send them to my page.
They be in Germany.
I be like,
oh, bon, bonjour.
What?
What?
Hey, Bucks,
is that allowed?
I don't even think
that's racist.
That sounded so racist.
Like, Bucks is German, bro.
That didn't sound like German.
I don't know
what the fuck that was.
Yeah, you know,
I appreciate it. It sounded like Mandarin. I don't know what the fuck that was. I appreciate it.
It sounded like Mandarin.
That shit sounded crazy.
I was in my phone
trying to find Chris Stokes'
ex-wife
making a post confirming
that Chris Stokes did all that shit
that we thought he did.
I didn't find the post,
but she definitely said that shit.
My question to y'all,
well, Mel in particular, I guess, is...
Go ahead.
Don't run from it.
There's nothing about that I can fucking cosign.
Like, I can't wrap my mind around that shit.
Yeah, I guess that's what I'm asking.
What do you think...
What do you think... what do you think,
I'm looking for the woman perspective
on women that get away
from these type of dudes
and then blast them.
Well, not blast them,
but speak the truth.
I have a post if you want me to read it.
Please.
I want to read it.
Send it to me.
Okay.
Send it to me.
I want to read it.
Gotcha, gotcha.
Well, Mel, while you can.
I understand the instinct of your relationship falls apart,
and there's probably some animosity, and you want to lash out.
And the way that people lash out now is publicly.
You know, exposure culture is a fucking thing now.
Right.
But you look so fucking stupid.
If you're now saying that the accusations were completely true
and the accusations are that he played with young boys
and you stayed with him during that time,
what do you think that does not absolve you of any guilt?
You look crazy making those statements after the fact. It looks nuts.
I have the statement here. She says, I married him in 2004, just days before I gave birth to my
fourth child. He has faced accusations of sexual acts that I know to be true, but parties are
unwilling to come forward and confirm them. I can confirm
that he committed these acts and it begins with acknowledging what I didn't want to accept.
I married a perpetrator of such crimes. Now it's time for me to liberate my spirit and open up
about it. For the past two and a half years, I've dedicated time to, you guessed it, self-improvement,
years I've dedicated time to, you guessed it, self-improvement, working on my mental,
physical, and emotional well-being. In 2024, I want people to stop doing that too.
Often in solitude. At this point, my heart's desire is for every victim, including myself,
to heal and live long, healthy, productive lives. I seek justice.
Wow.
I don't like that, Joe.
I don't like that at all.
That shit was fucking nasty.
So you as an enabler, while you were in a relationship with him,
you enabled his actions, you turned a blind eye, right?
And then now that you leave him, you want to kick his back and I'm not saying
what he did was right it's disgusting and I do agree
that certain parties should come forward
but she should be held accountable as
well because now you
were aware of this well what happens is
they benefiting from exactly whatever
it is now I'm no longer
right and now that I'm
no longer benefiting from the shit now
I have an axe to grind with you.
So now what better way than to go confirm
all the shit that they've been saying about you?
And then blame it on my healing
or I needed to be healed and all of the other stuff.
Now I can go and throw the little trigger words out there.
That's an excuse to garnish sympathy.
She mentions like 2004 having had the kid
and whatever else.
I'm just like, it's 2024.
20 years later? I have no money. There you go whatever else, I'm just like, it's 2024. 20 years later?
Having no money.
There you go.
Look, I can't.
And I mean, my thing with her is
we didn't need her to confirm any of this stuff
if you've ever seen Raz be.
Like, if you ever just really looked at him
and listened to him over a period of time,
something happened.
He wasn't just on the Millennium Tour,
wiling out about certain people being present, not present,
him feeling comfortable.
He'd been screaming and crying out in interviews for a million years.
Believe men when they tell you that they got some okay that was nuts that's what he said
he didn't say that he did say that
is that what you said basically it all started with it started with it started with chris folks
like it started one day with chris like well let me touch you you know what i mean somebody must
like it i tell you i didn't like i tell you my turd i tell you i don't know what happened i couldn't even i can't even go back into that
mind frame where i was at because i was i was 11 and 12 years old raz recorded his confession on
camera he's been saying this for me well my truth my truth is the fact that chris stokes had me and
jarell hinson in a room sucking each other's dicks.
My truth is that, hold on, hold on, Judy, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
My truth is that Jay Boog has sex with fucking Leslie.
You get what I'm saying?
So I'm dealing with everybody's blaming, pointing the finger at me, but ain't nobody backing me.
So this ain't nothing that you can do.
This don't even have nothing to do with you.
I'm not going to play this whole thing.
But Brass B has been going on these types
of rants since.
For a long time.
He said his ass
was hurting.
That's what they
blanked out.
To your interpretation,
I interpret it as ass.
Nigga has some
of this ass.
Yeah.
And like,
they kept coming back.
That's the problem.
You got that bad ass
when niggas is doing that.
You got to be bad.
That's fucked up.
I can't say that he's a kid.
No, you can't.
He was a kid when that happened.
Just write it down, man.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
Just bleep it or something.
Yeah.
What?
You my man.
Come on, we supposed to
save each other, nigga.
You're going down
a different hill.
That's a hill
You going down that shit
Like a
He looking straight
He don't wanna
He ain't looking at you
This time
Did y'all see
Did y'all see
American Nightmare on Netflix
No I wanna watch that though
I watched it yes
I wanna watch that
Okay
I had already seen the case
Because
I watch
I watch American Nightmare
All of the fucking
Murder shit Murder cases Same And that case was always great But Netflix did a three part seen the case because I watch all of the fucking murder cases.
And that case was always great
but Netflix did a three part
series on it.
Spoiler alert.
It's about a kidnapping.
It's about a kidnapping.
A couple is in bed, sleep.
Two niggas come in there in wet suits.
Goggles.
Put goggles. They had a whole plan.
They take the girl.
They take her away.
Dude goes to the cops.
The cops don't believe none of this wetsuit bullshit that he's saying.
Nope.
But then the girl eventually walks to her dad's house a day and a half later.
So it looks fishy.
So the cops get the girl's version of things.
And the girl says that while I was held captive, you know, the guy me.
He me.
And he said, I want to I want to I have to record this.
I have to record this for leverage.
Yes.
And if you tell the police that I'm putting this shit out.
So that happens.
And then he comes back later and says, we have to do that again.
And you have to look like you're into it this time.
And she shared all the pain that came with that.
And then it just went on.
I won't spoil it anymore.
But how did I get to that?
I don't know.
But I'm going to watch that shit.
Yeah, man.
You just watch it.
It was pretty good.
No, it was good.
That was a good case.
Did y'all hear about the new Showtime show, The Girl on the Wall?
I turned that shit off in 10 minutes.
Really?
Turned it off?
In 10 minutes.
In 10 quick minutes.
I scrolled by it.
I didn't want to see that.
I started trying to finish Yellowjacket season two.
I heard season two sucks.
It's pretty bad.
Yeah, that's why I didn't even bother watching it.
What's Girl on the Wall about?
You turned it off, why?
Because it was bad?
I turned it off because they in Britain somewhere
or London or wherever the fuck they at
and then they had these accents.
You can't watch movies with people
with accents?
Don't try to not put me
in the best position
to win this.
I was about to say,
don't answer that
because I answered that
before.
She doing that thing
that she doing.
Don't do it.
No, it is hard
for some people.
They had these
fucking accents,
which that was cool,
but then they kept
showing this crazy
white girl just
running the streets, running in the store, acting crazy.
She act crazy for 10 minutes.
Get this bitch off my fucking TV.
I'm not watching this.
I'm not watching this.
It's a mess.
I read the synopsis of the show, and it seemed kind of ill.
It was saying that a woman woke up, and there was a body.
She don't know the person.
She don't know how the person
got there but she does know that she suffered from sleepwalking and it's from
there it's like some investigation with a like basically did she do it did she
have anything to do with it plus in her whole past is crazy wait how does she
end up in the wall I don't you have to watch the show. Okay, all right. I'm pretty sure they're going to show it. I'm going to tell you everything. You're such a fucking character.
Sorry.
How did you even...
I wasn't even hearing anything about a wall.
She wakes up in a room?
I didn't either.
I didn't hear anything either.
Fargo season.
Is that a little bit of confusion?
You know it's not my bag.
Do you have Netflix?
Do you have Showtime?
Yes.
Do you have Fire Stick?
Anything?
I haven't.
Watch something.
I told you. I just watched Killers of the Flower Moon. Fargo season five was fire. I think it's five? Yes. What did you do? Fire Stick? Anything? I haven't. Watch something. I told you.
I just watched Killers of the Flower Moon.
Fargo season five was fire.
I think it's five.
Yes.
It was fire.
Yeah.
That was super fire.
I'm on Hulu watching something called Death and Other Details.
Okay.
It's got all these great actors in it that you've seen before, and I don't know their
names because I'm not male.
And this is the yacht version of murder at the end of the
world.
They on a yacht. There's mad
people on there. At the end of the episode, somebody
dies. Now there's mad suspects in the rest of the
series. It's like Clue.
That's it. I love it.
It's good. I'm into that shit too. It's good.
It's so good.
True Detective 4 season
4 is out. Saul is in it
Saul
oh yeah
it's good
it got some niggas in there
he's the detective
I heard you started
watching that
Raising Canaan too
did I
who said that
she told me
she said
you watched one episode
it was like
oh I like this
I'm gonna watch it
of my girl
yeah
don't listen to
none of my girls
I did see one
episode it did
look good
but I watched
Raising Canaan
before I just
didn't catch up
I'm not caught up
that's the one
show I do like
Raising Canaan
what else
what else
what else
what else
what else
what else
what else
y'all think of
what else
wait wait
I was reading
about a couple
things
I'm finding me a lawsuit this year, yo.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Yeah, yeah.
I support you, my brother.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Get that bitch.
I'm getting somewhere.
Somebody.
Yeah, that's.
No, no.
That's what you got to clap for.
How does begging?
Excuse me, sir.
That's begging?
Nigga, make your money.
Sell a brick.
Exactly.
I'm going to make my money when I get this lawsuit.
You're going to fall on a brick.
Yeah. Hey. You should have shoveled. Where your house at? I don't got no. make your money sell the bricks I'm gonna make my money when I fall in a break
nah man I was just reading about these crazy-ass lawsuits I don't know what got me on it niggas done sue Red Bull cuz it ain't give him wings
that's valid and it got paid to 13 million for Red Bull and McDonald's
today say the coffee cup was hot and they sue Madonna for being late yeah you And it got paid too Yeah 13 million for Red Bull They can sue McDonald's Cause they didn't say
The coffee cup was hot
And they sue Madonna
For being late
I like that
Oh yeah
You know who better watch out
Sue Madonna for being late
You next
Leave Lauren Hill alone
I didn't say any names
I didn't say a name
They gonna
They gonna lose but
Cause the concert started
Uh huh
So the concert started
She had mad openers.
Oh, well, she's not late.
Yeah, I don't care.
Sometimes I like how bold white people get.
Yeah.
That's why I'm going to get one of those.
You can't play with white people sometimes.
You weren't hardy.
I got you to come to your concert tonight,
and you weren't late.
Oh, God.
That's crazy.
I didn't pay to see john king i paid to see
madonna yo fuck out of here yo i'm with him i'm red bull gives you wings a nigga thought enough
to go have an attorney draw up some paperwork to suit him i know the attorney was just laughing
while he was writing that shit you know what he said what You wanted to fly? You don't have wings. You jumped off a roof now.
Oh, okay.
You hurt your leg?
There's a whole comedy show in that.
Like lawsuits that lawyers get and how they got to dress that shit up.
You know he got a third of that?
And they settled.
Yeah.
That's the point.
That's nice.
They did.
Oh, they settled.
They're going to settle mine too when I find it.
Oh, and I'm watching
Some shit on Netflix
Called Queenpin
With the little white girl
I like
And Vince Vaughn
Is in there too
I don't know nobody's name
I watched that
But it's about a scam
With coupons
Coupon scams
They ran it up too
Fire
I watched the whole shit
They ran it up
Don't tell me
I didn't finish
I'm halfway through
It's a movie or a show?
It's a movie
It's a movie
They ran it the fuck up
With the little funny
White girl
Kristen Bell
Is that her name?
Yep.
She married the Dax Shepard.
I like her.
Look, girl.
Girl, enough.
You know who that is.
Coupons.
Multi-million dollars.
Nah, I know.
When I talk about,
no, no, no.
They got to it, though.
It wasn't just your regular coupon.
They went and found the bank and factory.
They got busy.
Yeah.
Yeah, they did.
Speaking of Netflix, Netflix and
WWE, right? Yes.
2025, they have acquired the rights
to Raw.
Monday Night Raw, exclusively on Netflix.
Get in your bag, Flip.
$5 million deal. Yes, yes, yes.
Will you be out there? Maybe.
Maybe. Working towards it. No, he didn't want to do the work.
That's not true. I'm working out now the work That's not true I'm working out now
That's not true
I'm working out now
You ain't gonna get rid of me
You working out
Yeah
I need
I need some way to go
When you try to fire me
You know what I'm saying
I need some way to go
But yes
Raw will be exclusively
On Netflix
Shout out to
You know
January
2025
You know on top of that
The Rock has also Become a board member of the company.
I forgot the name.
I'm going to look it up.
I think it's WWE.
No.
It's not Titan.
No, the company that owns WWE and UFC.
He's the board member now.
Take that, Vin Diesel.
And in the contract that he got with him He owns the rights
To his name
The Rock
You know what I mean
So that's important
That was something big
TKO
TKO yes
So TKO
And it's amazing
He's a board member on TKO
And he acquired
The rights to his name
The Rock
I don't care about
Your board
I just want to make
Smell what The Rock
Is cooking
Because you know
WWE makes a lot of money
Off The Rock merchandise
For sure
But now And the likeness Yeah the likeness They licensed that shit make smell what The Rock is cooking. Because, you know, WWE makes a lot of money off The Rock merchandise. Hell yeah. For sure.
But now,
and the likeness.
Yeah, the likeness is like.
They license that shit out to video games
and everything else.
The name The Rock.
So now he gets a percentage of that.
Imagine when he runs for president.
It's coming.
Word.
You better hurry.
You better do something.
That little Trump DeSantis ticket.
Nah, he's catching Steve.
Yo, Trump.
What ticket?
You think you're going to take DeSantis as his right?
Yes.
What?
100%.
Yes.
100%.
I think that's happening.
100%.
I think that's happening.
Now, I also admit, I don't know shit about none of this stuff.
Let me get that out of the way, because there's political people that listen to you're right I don't I think you'll take a
lady I think you'll take a woman I think that work against him I know for what he
stand for I think taking a woman works against him Trump got a huge female base
so I would be the one base to solid Nah. I think the female base that he has
likes the other shit.
They with the bullshit.
No, that's not true, Park.
Shut up.
Man.
It's true.
Exactly.
That's what I'm saying.
That's true.
Now, that ticket sounds scary,
but I remember what black folks were saying
when it was Trump-Pence.
Ain't nothing about to be scarier than that.
Yeah, that was...
I ain't no talking about politics.
I learned a lot real quick.
They talked about Mike Pence.
They talked about Pence
like he was the devil himself.
It was so bad.
They was like,
yo, if Trump win,
you better hope he stay alive.
You don't want this one
getting up there.
But people saying,
you know,
people are saying,
well,
and what about people?
I mean,
when I turned on CNN
for 10 minutes,
that Biden ain't as down as we think. He not? He's not. are saying, well, and what about people, I mean, when I turned on CNN for 10 minutes, that
Biden ain't as down as we
think. He not? He's not. Down with
what, us? No, down in terms
of no shot.
No, I don't think so.
Because now they not really
necessarily voting for Biden.
They just voting for the Democratic Party.
Who you voting for?
I doubt if I vote.
You should write the vote, man.
Come on, man.
You people did all that marching.
I said that publicly in front of a, you know.
I can't hear my mom calling.
I can't hear my mom calling.
I'm sorry he not voting, mama.
She gonna call him directly.
Oh, yeah.
I'll vote.
No, she might.
Who you vote for?
If I had to vote, again, I vote for.
Oh, no.
I got to hear everyone's plan.
Are you going to.
Is there a chance that you may vote for Trump? Bernie, no. I got to hear everyone's plan. Are you going to... Is there a chance
that you may vote for Trump?
Bernie Sanders.
He's not around, nigga.
Is there a chance
that you may vote for Trump?
Cornell West.
I have to hear...
Cornell West.
There you go.
Who's independent?
Harambe.
Who's independent?
The rate is too damn high.
That was my man.
Yeah.
The rate is high, man.
I don't know.
I don't know that I'm voting for Trump.
Right?
I don't know that that's happening.
But I will tell you guys something.
I will tell y'all something that's a little Republican of me.
Oh, the Candace Owen got you, man.
I'll give it to you.
You ready?
She got you.
You ready?
We got a power.
That'll do, Paul.
I'll share.
Want to know a little Republican thought I had the other day?
I'm dying to hear this.
I'll give it right to you.
Give it right to you.
Alright?
It's a Monday.
I hit so up.
At noon. Hey,
need to run to Fifth Avenue right quick.
He comes, he picks me up.
I get in the car.
We zoom over to the tunnel. It's not a car
at the tunnel at 12 o'clock on a Monday. Noon. We go through the tunnel. We the only car in the tunnel. We zoom over to the tunnel. It's not a car at the tunnel at 12 o'clock on a Monday, noon.
We go through the tunnel.
We the only car in the tunnel.
Ain't no cars in the tunnel.
We come out the tunnel, that whole little Port Authority area.
It ain't a car in sight.
He busts a right on 42nd Street.
Ain't no cars.
It's a couple buses.
That new tax.
He made a left on 7th.
Nigga, wasn want nobody here.
I said, so, is it a holiday?
Is there something happening that I'm missing
that I don't know about?
He said, nah, it's a normal day.
He said, what it could be, though,
people may think that that congestive pricing thing started.
You see up there on the lights?
Yep.
Looked up on the light, they had the big little robot
and said,
that is exactly what's happening.
People think that the congestive pricing
started at $15 when you entered the city
at $15. That whole shit got that
shit clear.
And as a nigga that's up,
boy,
was I happy about that. Make some noise.
Make some noise Make some noise
Finally
Manhattan
The Mecca
The Mecca
We can drive there
Keep these bums the fuck outta here
Look at it now
When niggas is trying to shock
It's turning around
Look not a car in sight
Yeah look at it now
Look not a car
That's Harlem
They going to Harlem
Get out
Get y'all asses up to Harlem
That shit is clear Yeah they going to Dr. J Get y'all asses up to Harlem, nigga. That shit is clear.
Yeah, they going to Dr. J.
Get y'all ass off to Fifth Avenue.
Dr. J.
Oh, I was happy about that.
I felt bad for a second.
Stupid, sir.
Nigga, I did what I had to do.
I was right back home in 35 minutes.
Wow.
That's crazy.
I'll pay that 15 to keep the bump out.
I'm paying that.
I'm paying that.
Bye.
Bye.
Yo, ain't that just for people
Coming from downtown
Uptown or downtown
That's anybody entering
Anybody
But we've been paying
Yeah we pay
No no
We pay to get into the city
No it's not to get into the city
You gotta pay again
Hold up
Hold up time out
You gotta pay again
What you mean
Cause the bridges and tunnels
Is damn near $20
You have to pay again
No it's between a certain
It's between like Like 34th and 96th or something like that.
Hold on.
So let me ask you a question.
You're telling me it's $35 to get into Manhattan?
Yes.
Yes.
If you want to go into that part of Manhattan.
They're trying to keep everybody out of fucking midtown.
Let me ask you another question.
Yeah.
Is the PATH train still 275?
Yes.
Well, I don't know.
Time out.
I'm lost.
I was in the city the other day.
No, I'm just, I'm asking for clarification.
Check your easy pass.
They got you.
As far as I know, between the hours of like, what is it?
6 a.m.?
9 a.m. to 9 p.m.
9 to 9.
If you're trying to get in between 34th to 96, you're driving in there, that's where you're going to get the congestion tax.
So if you're above 96th,
below 34th, you're fine.
And we have people
in Hawaii listening.
So that's all the time.
They might even notice you
if they come visit New York.
That's all the time
we can spend on this.
But thank God.
Yeah.
Sounds nice.
I like it.
Look at the two up ones.
Yeah, y'all niggas up.
Parks that sound nice.
I don't drive to Manhattan on an off-road. On Patreon, I'm going to get you. look at the two up ones parks that sound nice on Patreon
on Patreon I'm gonna get you
that's crazy
as long as they don't change the path train
what else what else what else they was on Kenya Barris ass
for what
they was on Kenya Barris' ass
and Mel don't know a thing
if it ain't on spiritual healer
the neighborhood talk dot com yeah Mel don't know a thing. If it ain't on Spiritual Healer, The Neighborhood Talk,
yeah, Mel don't know a thing.
Miss Well Red herself.
Mrs. Well Red.
What is it? Kenya Barrett says
It's an interesting
time
for musicals right now,
so we'll see where that goes.
We are super excited
about that. I'm doing it.
It's a Wonderful Life. Paramount are super excited about that. I'm doing it. It's a Wonderful Life.
Paramount was super excited about that
and reimagining the telling of that
and some different things.
So I think that I'm still a believer in IP.
And I think I get shit for it sometimes,
but I still believe the idea of some of those great stories,
the stories are all kind of told again and again and again.
So having the ability to take some of those bigger IPs and tell them from a different point of view, I think, is a gift that I'm hopefully keep getting.
I know you can't say too much, but what about your perspective on it are you most excited about?
Here go the trap.
In what?
I actually want to ask about both of them, both Wizard of Oz and It's Wonderful.
Here it comes.
Wizard of Oz, for me, it happens.
I'm from Inglewood. happens in Inglewood for the girl who lives in the bottoms which is which is Darby Park which is a part of Inglewood and it takes place under she falls into Inglewood
and I it the original Inglewood took the original Wizard of Oz took place during the Great Depression
you know it's about self-reliance of what people are going through I think this is a perfect time
to sort of like switch the characters and talk about
what someone imagines
their life could be.
It's ultimately
a hero's journey.
Someone thinks something
is better than
where they're at
and they go and realize
that where they're at
is where they should be.
I want people to sort of
be proud and happy.
All right.
So I saw that he was,
he's going to remake
The Wizard of Oz,
but he's going to like
totally remix the story.
Yes.
And people are like,
hell no, fuck no.
He's a black girl
from the projects in Englewood. Oh, so Ariana Grande won't be in it. No. And people are like, hell no, fuck no. He's a black girl from the projects in Inglewood.
Oh, so Ariana Grande
won't be in it.
No.
Unless she's going to be
the good witch.
He's remaking
It's a Wonderful Life.
And he's doing
It's a Wonderful Life.
Oh, I got the tattoo
on my chest, man.
I don't want that nigga
to remake that.
That could actually
work out well for you.
True.
I get the black people
on my chest.
Yeah, okay.
Anyway, they killed him
for his reimagining of...
Was it of us?
They killed him
for the way
that he reimagined.
They've been killing him
for quite some time now,
but...
Well, who was killing him?
The streets.
I like his...
So black people
don't want to see
this interpretation? No, man. I like his... So black people don't want to see this interpretation?
No, man.
I don't know.
I'm just asking.
We want you to leave certain shit alone.
No.
I like what he said.
Come on.
We don't want to see that shit.
I like what he said.
Like, The Wizard of Oz came out at a bad time,
and it kind of almost was reassuring the people
that you could have it worse.
Uh-huh.
So, I mean...
I never looked at it that way, but...
That's what he said. So what about mean. I never looked at it that way, but.
So what about the Wiz, nigga? They had the Wiz.
You can't win.
What you want me to do, yo?
You know what I mean?
The Wiz.
Is that bullshit?
I don't know. I mean, the way he explained it, it sounded alright.
If he can translate that to actual film, it might be all right.
What's your opinion?
I see why some of the criticism is aimed his way.
I understood it with Black-ish.
I understood it with, what's the other one that came out?
Grown-ish.
Grown-ish.
Mixed-ish.
Yeah, mixed-ish.
Yeah, I do understand the criticism that goes his way
i couldn't even get into it because of the name i ain't gonna hold you so here you are again
taking a classic making it downtrodden and all that there's a there's a there's a few of these
showrunners and producers and directors that have the green light in Hollywood
to create black
stories and
what they do with it often times
is black people
don't really
I can't speak on it but
I've seen Black-ish a couple times
I didn't think it was that bad I couldn't get past
the name though I ain't gonna hold you
Black-ish was great
it's cause you're all Black-ish you too I didn't think it was that bad. I couldn't get past the name, though. I ain't going to hold you. Blackish was great. Blackish was great.
It was amazing.
It's because you're all blackish.
No, it's just...
You too.
Because your name is Ish.
You too.
You beige.
You up, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
But...
That's colorism.
That's another call from Mama Faye.
Bracking them up.
Bracking them up.
I wasn't even talking about that.
Hey, tell my mom.
I was talking about money wise
tell my mom
what's cool
what else
what else
what else
what else
well listen
I don't know
if y'all are as tired
of hearing about it
as I am
but
Ye and Ty Dolla $ign
I'm done with them
yeah
now they put a trailer out
the album is
three volumes
first one is
I believe February 9th.
Then it's part, volume two is coming out in March,
and volume three is coming out in April.
I believe it when it's in my phone.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it supposedly three separate albums or three separate?
I don't know.
We don't care.
Kanye, shut the fuck up.
Stop it.
It's over, yo.
It's over.
Nobody cares.
Nobody believes you. We just want the. It's over, yo. It's over. Nobody cares. Nobody believes you.
We just want the music at this point, dog.
Hope that homeless nigga scream at you some more in LA.
That was hilarious.
Like, shut up.
No more talking.
You have used all of your talking cards.
No more words.
Only music from you.
And no teasing of the music.
No teasing of release dates.
All your only job on earth for us
right now is to just drop it just drop the music i think he's trying to get the business right with
the music to get it to drop because i noticed like even when they they had put the little pre-single
out i always look at the copyrights now because i want to see what company is claiming ownership for this. And it just had the Yen logo
and the dollar sign logo.
Like 2023 with those two logos.
So I'm not, I don't know what
that means. Then there's the rumored
40 minute apology.
The teeth.
His teeth.
There's a lot going on.
He got Invisalign?
No, apparently he shaved all his teeth down
now he has like a what a titanium grill or something like that i don't know congrats
or not or man we just look like kanye man we just want the music that's it we we fuck with all that
you know cool musically is where we rock yeah dog just drop that i don't care about you deleting your instagram making it back again i don dog. Just drop that. I don't care about you deleting your Instagram,
making it back again.
I don't care about your new shoes.
I don't care about none of that.
I don't care about your naked wife.
I was about to say,
what'd you guys think about the picture of his,
the most recent picture of his wife?
The most recent one.
Where she was wearing like the body floss
and the murder house mask,
standing at a kitchen.
I don't know what.
It's cream of wheat.
That's what he said.
Cream of wheat.
Congrats. Drop the album. That's what know what to do. It's cream of wheat. That's what he said. Cream of wheat. Congrats.
Drop the album.
That's what I think about it.
Anything Kanye. Where's the album?
Every time he show her, it look like she's been kidnapped.
Is what I'll say.
She don't look like she's there on her own.
Free will.
He got her walking around barefoot.
He got her wearing toilet tissue.
Kanye,
to be that level,
to be that level
of creative,
girls always like
creative
till they get one.
This is what
I'm thinking today.
This is my vision.
I just want you
to wear a leaf.
I want you to walk
outside with this bag
of dog food
on your head.
Put some banana skin
on your feet.
And fart.
Nah, you see the,
the photographers
that was getting girls
to just do some stupid shit
for the photo.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That was the whole 2010s.
Word.
Like, yo, yo,
just get in the washing machine.
Take these pictures.
It's art.
It's art.
The whole 2010s.
That was amazing.
That was the best shit ever.
Man, I had a little clip
that went viral, huh?
A little old school clip, walking around, rooting that
toot.
Rooting that toot and that root.
Yeah, and somebody said, this used
to be considered a big ass.
Yeah, I saw it.
I saw him say that.
Shit, I think about that. Remember the Wankster video?
Scarlet. that was the ass
at that time
17
what
how could you have watched that video and that this is what it is you know I'm tired of y'all saying everybody the best champagne told me. What?
How could you have watched that video
and not
this is what it is.
You know I'm tired of y'all.
Hold on.
Let me sit up.
She's in Atlanta by the way.
She's good.
Nobody loves me
quite like you do.
This is what happened
with me and then
we can move on.
At some point early in my 20s,
I came to the realization
that any girl I see,
like on television, VHS, DVD,
actress, model, singer,
entertainer, chef,
I realized I could have them.
So then there was a period
of time where I just went about trying to do that
and was successful a lot.
And if you didn't try to do
that when that Wankster video dropped
and them red sweatpants went walking
in that bodega,
then we are not the same.
That scene fucked the world up.
It didn't matter that she ain't her up. That was the one.
It didn't matter that she ain't turn around.
I was going to find her.
That scene.
And Scarlett was mad cool.
Shout out to Scarlett, man.
Shout out to all the cool chicks that I've just held niggas down over the years, man.
And shout out to my baby.
Shout out to my baby, man.
All of y'all led me to her.
Real quick, Joe. What was y'all left me to her. Hey, yo, real quick, Joe.
What was up?
You owe me an apology.
You said I didn't go viral this year, which wasn't true.
I went viral at the top of the year twice.
Old video, you know, that refurbished.
And I was on the news recently in Memphis.
So when you talk to me, I don't have to go viral off of you
or your platform that I'm on, but I go viral on my own.
I need you to acknowledge that.
I'll send it to you so you could next podcast.
If you got to send it to me, it wasn't viral.
Yeah, say the numbers.
But if you have to send it to me, it wasn't viral.
I don't get the Memphis news in my house.
I'm just saying, but you niggas.
Well, they shouted you out on the Memphis news.
You niggas is local.
Ooh.
What's up, Ish?
Cut.
Actually, whatever you want, nigga.
You got me viral over somebody else's merit, nigga.
Actually, anything you want, go.
You the only one that take the viral thing
in such a slight and a slap in the face.
Because you did it.
Not with my man.
No, you.
We don't care.
Why did you do it?
You the only one that care.
That's why I did it.
You did it to insult me while your co-host to the left of me turns her face and snicker
when she's supposed to be cool.
That's why I wear two socks.
While this nigga right here with the funny eyes, like, oh.
Ice is the only one, and Park's the only one that just keep a straight face.
Y'all niggas, y'all three are traitors.
What's that word you use?
You old niggas.
Insolent.
It wasn't just child, right?
I take that. I take that. It wasn't just child, you said? You old niggas. Insolent. It wasn't just child, right? I take that.
It wasn't just child, you said.
It was insolent.
Insolent.
Yeah, I know.
Get your shit off.
Get your shit off.
How did you feel when Mel said that?
You made me insolent.
When Mel said that.
You made me insolent, nigga.
Okay.
Your sugar's high?
I'll tell you that.
I'm joking.
I'm joking.
I didn't like it, Joe.
How do we get into this?
Because he does that.
Y'all don't hold me down.
You said this.
The niggas say, yo, they got threads of it.
Yo, Flip must feel crazy.
They got fucking YouTube blogs.
Flip must feel crazy.
I'm going to bite my tongue.
You my man.
No, don't bite your tongue.
Don't bite your tongue?
No.
You sure?
Positive.
You bragging about going viral in Memphis?
No, I said I was also.
I used to.
Nigga can't go viral in his hometown.
I got you.
I just went viral.
I said I was also in the news.
Nigga can't go Queens viral.
I said I just went viral on top of the year.
I don't know.
I got the proof.
Oh, shit.
I didn't hear nothing.
Were you saying ICE?
No, I didn't say nothing, man.
I went viral.
And then I said they just spoke about me on the news in Memphis.
I gave you two scenarios. My bad. I got it wrong. Yeah, make sure. And nigga didn't say nothing, man. I went viral, and then I said they just spoke about me on the news in Memphis. I gave you two scenarios.
My bad.
I got it wrong.
Yeah, make sure.
And nigga, watch your mouth, nigga, because if it wasn't for your man, you wouldn't have
went viral, nigga.
I don't want to go viral.
You can't go viral your own marriage, nigga.
I don't want to.
Talk and go viral, nigga.
I don't want to.
Go fucking stand up there on 125th, go talk to the kids and offer them advice, and then
go viral and talk to me, nigga.
My go?
Yo!
I'll crack you.
You better stop.
You better stop. Because the shit you went viral for ain't me, nigga. My go? Yo! I'll crack you. You better stop. You better stop.
Because the shit you went viral for ain't popping, nigga.
To who?
And they put a lot of money in my pocket, nigga.
What's the Memphis thing?
I don't know.
You do know.
What's the Memphis thing?
What of it?
In the snow?
No.
That's what I went viral for.
In the snow, nigga.
What happened?
We talking about the fire shit?
No, go ahead.
Keep going.
What happened in the snow?
I was holding on to something. A video I created, nigga. What happened? We talking about the fire shit? No, go ahead. Keep going. What happened in the snow? I was holding on to something.
A video I created, nigga.
My creation and my thought playing the Beach Boys.
What say you?
I don't want to go viral.
That's not an accomplishment for me.
That's a salute.
Okay.
But you are talented.
What do y'all think of Drake doing the day in the life TikTok trend?
It's funny.
It's funny.
It's funny.
For other co-hosts.
I didn't see it.
I didn't even see it.
I don't have TikTok.
Drake is having fun.
That's all.
I told y'all when y'all talked about the boots.
This is his idea of I'm bored and i'm having fun
i saw it i have to call son that wise yeah he's just they're just living this life you don't have
to you have your own thought oh no i just think about something you never saw i thought you was
doing the work on the pod outside of the park oh it's not missing time with your family bro don't
start i'm telling you you're ready to crack it up i'm ready for you up too oh because that's not
what i said patreon part two that's not what I said. Patreon part two.
That's not what I said. Part two. Okay.
Your man is here. Your man is over there saying that.
QB three. Father part three.
Yeah, it's got me. Part two.
I'm going to get you too. I'm going to get you.
Be ready. I watched this shit back
and I was mad that I didn't do no frying up.
Like, yo, I was too chill. I'm ready to get into it now.
Yeah, don't leave me out of the fry-ups.
I went home and thought about shit.
All right.
What else?
What else?
What else?
That's all y'all got about the Drake day in the life?
Yeah.
He's having fun.
Nah, I just think that's it.
He's having fun.
He's living his life, man.
Like, he got so much money.
Yo, could you imagine if you don't got to work?
Imagine what you would be doing if you don't got to work.
What are you doing?
Is he? What are you doing? What are you doing? Is he...
What are you doing?
What's up with you, son?
That's hate.
Hello.
Go ahead.
I'm looking at you.
I'm looking at him.
Just having a good time.
You know what I mean?
Like, what else is there to do?
But the nigga knows
how to keep y'all talking.
How about you give your assessment
on what's going on
on Drake TikToks?
I can't.
Why not?
Why?
You get paid to talk.
Stop talking like that.
You get paid to talk.
That look crazy.
I can't.
I can't.
I've already kicked his back into the top.
Nobody's done it greater than me.
Now it looks like abuse if I continue to do it and if he continues to be light skin in his mansion.
I continue to do it and if he continues to be light skin in his mansion.
But if y'all think
there's nothing to say outside of
hey, he was just having a
blast, then
you got it.
Thank you. I think Drake knows
how to keep the people talking and he's just
doing shit to keep
people talking and it works.
That's it.
Nice facts.
Okay.
Anyway, yo, we at the conference championships, man.
We?
No, we're home.
I'm talking about as a fan of football.
I'm home.
That is true.
I'm home.
I got the same amount of wins as the team that didn't make the playoffs.
That is true.
So y'all cool with a nigga making himself a drink?
Blowing hook in it? Yo, come on, Joe. I made me a drink the other himself a drink blow the hook in it yo come on Joe
I made me a drink the other day
did you blow hookah in it
I ain't had no hookah
but if you did would you have blown some hookah in it
nah not in the drink
don't look at it weird if a nigga get up and like make a whole mixologist cocktail
I didn't think that
and then the drink holds the smoke
and then you blow some more hookah smoke in it
and inhale it from
just having a good time
just having fun right nothing else to do got you talking about it got you talking i'm asking you
nah what's gonna happen in six weeks when the when the hookah drink combo come out and it's 49.99
then we're gonna look at the niggas see genius niggas been doing that i've seen that i think
he was showing off his skills his bart bartending skills. That nigga had fun.
It was. Because it wasn't
hookah smoke. Well, he blew some hookah smoke, but it
looked like nitro.
I'm telling you,
it's just going to be me and Parks one day.
It's just going to be me and Parks
talking some shit.
I'm going to fire all of y'all.
Every one of y'all.
Watch.
When I go home tonight
and do my day in the life.
You should.
And when I do it,
when we come back to work.
You're saying
I was having fun.
I was.
No, we're not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
No, we're not.
That's it.
I put on my little
special pajamas,
do a little twirl.
Well, the twirl is a little extra.
He was twirling.
He was laying by the fireplace.
No, it's fireplace.
I was trying to figure out those angles because it looked like one of the angles was from inside the fireplace.
We're all going to let that sit right here.
I'm sitting.
All right, we're getting this.
Y'all got to pee.
We're getting this. Y'all got to go do something. We we getting this Y'all gotta pee Y'all gotta go do something We getting this
We getting this
It's fine
It's fine
Don't worry about it
It looked like it was from
Inside the fireplace
Man listen
It was full on
Drake is a light skinned Canadian
And I'm not trying to be a colorist
What y'all expect from this nigga
To do goofy shit
I can't say it
Yeah you can
You was reminiscing?
Wow.
You was there.
Let's go, Ish.
You was thinking
about the angles
by the fireplace.
It was right there, man.
I couldn't.
You know what I'm saying?
She probably wasn't
at that crib.
Everybody in here
was like, yo.
She came through
way before that.
Yeah.
And I knew that angle already.
You know what I mean? You got it. I don't want no sauce. She ain't been allowed to do way before. Yeah. And I knew that angle already. You know what I mean?
You got it.
I don't want no sauce.
She ain't been allowed to do that one.
Don't shoot her out like that.
I ain't shooting at her.
If she was there, he wouldn't have to make himself a drink.
Why do you have a problem with that, though?
I don't.
I don't.
OK, just let me ask you a question.
No, come on.
We move on.
I just want to know what should we say.
Nigga, we ain't see the video.
A nigga want to make himself a drink and do a video.
Have at it.
Playing the internet game.
Let him have fun, nigga.
Have at it.
But if he did something salacious, let me know.
How old do you have to be to not play internet games?
Oh, that's a different question.
I'm asking you.
Nowadays, no age.
True.
I was about to say.
Because these niggas be 55 years old doing goofy internet
shit super goofy and it catches fire and they run with it and they continue and then they say coe
no that's true i didn't think about it from that angle all right uh don't what you're moving on
i'm trying to find part of the show part of the show so Part of the show. So we're not going to talk playoffs?
Playoffs?
I don't care.
Team in or not, this is still football.
It is.
It is.
The games have been super duper exciting. They have.
Well, except for Baltimore.
Whoop Houston.
Pretty good.
That's true.
They whoop their ass.
They whoop their ass.
I don't know if it's early.
I reserve the right to change my opinion.
I don't know if I'm betting against Patty Mahomes, man. Me either.
Oh, please. Me either. I am.
Every chance I get.
Every chance I get, I'm betting against her. It pains me to my
core. This year.
You picked Buffalo? Yeah.
I did. You got damn right I picked Buffalo.
I picked Buffalo. I didn't. You got damn right I picked Buffalo.
I picked them by a big score.
You did.
No, they shouldn't.
They definitely should have won.
They definitely should have won.
It's football, so you can't say that as a team that won one.
But they 100% should have won.
Well, should have at least put themselves in a better position to win.
They was in the best position to win.
Better.
They was in the best position to win ever.
They were in the best position to tie.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
You talking about after we talk about.
You're in the best position to tie.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
You're talking about after we talk about.
After, before that McCole Hardman slip up in the end zone that puts Kansas City up two scores,
Buffalo had at least three to four chances to make that a two-score game.
Which they just did not.
No, the Chiefs have a very good defense.
The Chiefs' defense stopped them from making the two-score game.
I totally disagree with that.
Josh Allen had that ball on his string, and everybody dropped it.
Everybody dropped it.
Now, can't say that because if you don't catch it, you don't catch it.
But he put that ball everywhere it needed to be.
His number one receiver disappeared at like six yards.
He did again.
Again, by the way.
Lost me money.
Buffalo with all of those players out.
No Gabe Davis, no Von Miller, no all of them.
I said all that before the game.
Yeah, but I still picked them, and they still showed up.
Now, the championship pedigree of the Chiefs comes through.
And a championship defense.
That part I may have discounted.
I loved Jason Kelsey in the stands.
Wild.
Did you see him do that vertical jump back up?
Yes.
That was insane.
That was unbelievable at that weight.
Dude was 300 pounds and he just jumped up five feet.
World-class athlete, my nigga.
I loved him in the parking lot after drinking with the fans.
He signed autographs for the little girl bill fans.
That just is what NFL retirement is supposed to look like for me.
Or just a class act.
He picked a kid up and brought the kid over to the box so that they could
see Taylor Swift.
All that shit.
He smoked that.
And it was so great
that Buffalo fans
was fucking with him.
Right?
I'm not here because
I'm a football player.
I'm a football fan.
I'm not a Chiefs guy.
I'm a football guy.
And I did like that.
I think that
Mahomes is just Mahomes, bro.
He goes home this week.
Some people bringing some intangible shit to the football
where they just pull a win out of their ass.
That's just happening.
We've seen certain people have it and certain people don't.
He got it.
I take all bets on the Chiefs versus the Ravens.
I take all of the bets.
I got him going home this week.
I got the Ravens, man.
I see Spags lining up fucking Lamar and them
right now
I reserve my right
to change my opinion
but that defense
is for real
for real
I think they underrated
I think it's a coin toss
I really think
it's a coin toss
you can't
the only thing is
again
I keep saying it
you can't plan
for what Lamar can do
there's no way
you can really
plan against that
during the week
you can't plan for
the experience that the Chiefs have.
Or Mahomes.
You can't plan for he falling down,
throw the shit sideways.
He just about to find a way to make it.
You think you got him? Yes. He's about to be 30-28.
He going to convert.
I looked at Corey when the Bills got the ball back
with eight minutes left in the game and said
Pat Mahomes will not see the field again if it's me.
He will not see this field again.
And with proper game and clock management,
like proper third down management, that would have been the game.
That's what they did against the Steelers.
Dog, I think they had the ball for them the whole third quarter.
And this is the pivotal throw for me.
Their arrogance.
That throw where it was a second down.
It was a second down.
And Josh, see, Josh kept going for the kill.
He was trying to end them niggas because it's a respect thing.
He kept deep ball, boom.
Come on, somebody score.
Deep ball, boom.
That's not necessarily a great strategy.
But I don't think it's a respect thing.
Look what keep happening.
I can't play for the time.
I have to kill these niggas.
I have to score i have
to leave it that's how i took it too so if that's your attitude right that second that one second
down in the fourth where he threw that shit to the end zone short that was the that was the play
where he was just supposed to throw it to the cross route get some yards and get closer that
was the play that he was just supposed to get closer. And if that happens, I just think that game goes a little bit differently.
But he didn't.
Went for the kill.
Didn't work.
Pad is pad.
Game time.
I think they were a little too arrogant.
Who?
Buffalo?
Buffalo.
I think on that last drive, they just knew we going to score.
So we running all the time down so they can't get the ball back with no time
which is good
smart
and I think a few plays
flustered them to the point
where it was like
oh shit
what if we don't score
you know what I mean
and I think that's what happened
but that shit
with Hartman
or Harden
dropping the ball
in the end zone
you can't
that don't happen
what do you mean
it don't happen
that rarely happens
in football
where you get a touchback from the one yard line that
happens in football where a nigga fumbles.
Yeah, that's right.
Oh, I don't care about that.
I'm just saying.
That play meant nothing to me.
Okay.
That play meant absolutely nothing to me.
You got it.
Congratulations to the Chiefs.
To everybody.
I got the Lions.
Do you?
I would love to see.
I would love to see.
I don't know.
I got the Niners.
I have the Lions against the Niners. The Niners looked rusty last week. I like the Niners. I like the Lions. Do you? I would love to see. I got the Niners. I have the Lions against
the Niners. The Niners look rusty last week.
I like how the Lions match up with the Niners.
I love them top to bottom.
I got to see if Deebo's playing. I love how they have played.
I don't even care if Deebo's playing.
I think the ghost of Cam Newton's statement
continues to ring true.
Everybody killed him about with Dak, Brock, and that other quarterback.
I forgot the other one now.
The ones he called game managers.
Tua.
Tua.
Tua, Brock, and Purdy.
Purdy.
I think that continues to be true.
People say the same thing about Goff.
Goff ain't, though. Goff ain't.
I don't care what nobody say. I had
I picked Goff up off fantasy
two years in a row when he was
on the Rams going nuts.
He was going nuts on the Rams.
He got there with the Rams.
He just didn't make, it was one
throw that he threw long and that was the end of it there.
And I think that's one of the trades that worked out
for both teams. I don't think that Goff is of it. And I think that's one of the trades that worked out for both teams.
I don't think that Goff is a game manager.
I don't. Never viewed him like that.
He wasn't in college. He wasn't on the Rams.
I don't like the game manager
title.
I don't. I think it's applicable.
I disagree.
Some of the throws that Purdy are making,
those are quality throws. Tom Brady is the best quarterback
of all time and he is very arguably a game manager.
He's the game manager, yes.
He's the epitome of a game manager.
No, with no moss, he's the epitome of a game manager.
Tom Brady is a game manager, yes, but he's the greatest.
So how he manages the game is just the greatest.
We watch him do it.
When people say the game manager, they're saying you're a game manager only.
You don't have those other things.
So that's what they're trying to say.
Listen, I like Detroit. I think the fairy tale
continues. Sorry, Niners.
Sorry, Niners. I'm rooting for them. I got Niners
and Ravens, man. I'm
rooting for Detroit, Baltimore,
NiggaFest.
From week 13. A nigga
nigga bowl.
I want to go to Vegas and see niggas everywhere.
When I go down to get a little coffee in the morning, I want to see niggas hung over gambling in the casino.
I want to see niggas walking up to their room with the five scallywags that they got from wherever they got them from. I want to see niggas walking up to their room with the five scallywags that they got from wherever they got them from.
I want to see niggas.
I want to see a nigga with a screwdriver trying to break in one of them machines.
I want to see a fight break out.
I want to see niggas.
I want to see extra security in Vegas because there's too many black people out here.
Yeah.
Y'all had your fun with all that F1 shit and all that billionaire shit.
Now, niggas.
Niggas.
The Ravens get there, you're going to see that regardless.
It don't even have to be the Lions.
The Ravens go, the niggas are showing up.
No, it's double trouble.
I want to see some Detroit niggas.
I know.
It's double trouble.
I want to see some niggas from Detroit up in there.
The Buffs.
Pimp Hats.
Furs.
I don't care if we in Vegas.
Furs is out.
Oh, it's cold.
Vegas is not warm.
Speaking of Detroit real quick,
I do want to give a shout out to 42Doug.
What he did, he had a homecoming concert Friday.
Had to host CMG. He a Boosie Jeezy
Meek Dirk Lil Baby but the important part about it he had what was like a
versus for the city of Detroit it was a team Eastside versus Doughboys cash out
who have like a storied history between the two of them so it was good to see
they sold out the I think it's called the Joe Louis arena sold out the arena and you had two sides
that kind of has static on stage together putting on for the city that's
Detroit in a crowd look every bit of what he just described everybody coming
out first buffs everywhere it was some super super hood Detroit shit but and
from what I heard it went off without a hitch.
Like, no issues or nothing.
So that's dope.
That's dope.
When you see people that, you know, we put our shit aside.
Look, come on, let's do this for the city.
A real fire.
That's fine.
That's dope.
That's dope.
I want to honor, in the name of black excellence,
I want to shout out Antonio Pierce.
Congratulations.
Well deserved. Well deserved. congratulations on getting that coaching gig take that interim shit off yeah definitely well
deserved they balled out when he took all that he did yes they did roster he just he got something
out of him that the other coach couldn't get yeah he absolutely bodied that and we're all about
equality here in honor of white excellence.
I want to highlight the coach of the Stanford women's team
who I think tied Coach K all time.
All time.
And wins.
NCAA wins.
Let's get her name.
Let's get her name.
I know her because she's been her for mad long.
So when Stanford come up to you, you know her when you see her. But let's been her for mad long so when Stanford
come up to you
you know her
when you see her
but let's get her name
Tara Van Devere
okay
Tara Van Devere
yeah
I'd have never
got that right
yeah
yep
also in white excellence
that was just
a random question
where the fuck
is G-Eazy at
that's a good question
that's a good one.
He disappeared a little bit, right?
Yeah.
Huh.
Hope he's all right.
What was the last thing y'all heard about him?
Was it a scandal?
No.
No drama?
Music.
Okay.
It's been a long time.
It's been a minute, though.
Yeah.
It's definitely been a minute.
Maybe he's just taking some time off to be with himself.
Doing the inner work.
Doing inner work.
Two times a month.
Mm-hmm.
That was that shit.
Yeah.
That's what made me think of him.
You was on that beat too.
I love that beat.
I love that song.
That song is
damn near perfect.
Yeah.
I want to be a rapper.
Rap?
Go ahead
It's not too late
I'm good
They can't rap today anyway
You good
It's too late
That's a good one
Yeah you get out there today
Today is the time
To do a rap
Oh rapping ass nigga
What are we gonna be calling you?
Green Eyes
Oh before you do part of the show
For
Cause we were talking about
True crime And I forgot to mention this um the la innocence project is reopening um or is taking
on scott peterson's case and i thought that was fucking wild because if the innocence project is
taking on your case that means that they have a true belief in your innocence and that you have been wrongfully convicted.
Scott Peterson is the one.
He was accused of killing his wife and his unborn child, Lacey Peterson,
and his son, Connor, back in 2003.
It was a massive case.
I remember.
It was all public everywhere.
Yeah.
And his lawyer just feels like he was convicted
on circumstantial evidence
and also maybe some jury tampering and whatnot um so the la innocence project has taken his case
so that is that's probably we got a documentary coming for sure yeah yeah yes there's been docs
on that anyway but but the but the innocence project taking it on yeah that's gonna be wild
got a good one in there, Joe?
What do you think happens if they find him innocent?
Public hour?
Well, I mean, like if they actually find like evidence that supports that he's innocent,
they could ask for a new trial.
And then if he gets his conviction overturned, gets a new trial,
then it's a new jury that determines his guilt or innocence.
Or it's a judge trial, and he determines guilt or innocence.
So that's what I'm sure that they're hoping for, is a new trial at the very least.
If not, just completely overturning the conviction.
Gotcha.
Oh, and that Fyreet Festival is coming up again.
Just in case y'all
I didn't inquire
I'm not going
Tavian Jones
Tavian Jones
sent in mad questions
but this one says
dear JVP
I hope this finds you all well.
I'll try to be as direct as possible.
My question is, how as a man can you amicably break up?
Because it's never quite worked out for me.
And I'm starting to believe that we're not allowed to leave the relationship without it being weaponized by women for clarity.
Oh, for clarity. I'm a stepper.
Yet between the emotional breakdowns, I'm not leaving crying games.
Good pussy. Her pretending the relationship is fine when confronted and recognizing this girl is a mess and need someone.
But it cannot be you. I more than often stay in relationships. In one case, a marriage too long. My go-to move is to get caught cheating or ghost, which yields equally bad results.
Sometimes, and to be honest, I'm tired of the charade.
Please help.
P.S. Joe, they fucked up LTD love ballad.
Go look.
Oh, thanks.
That's my song.
Gentlemen and lady, do you have any advice
for Tavian
he not talking to us
yeah he is
yes the fuck he did
he said gentlemen
and he said lady too
no he didn't
oh
well you're here Mel Stiles
no I'm good
I'll
I have a question though
he said I'm a stepper
translation
I don't want to just
go with the obvious
I do what I do
oh he steps outside he cheats okay got it no no that's not what that means oh see look stepper translation? I don't want to just go with the obvious. I do what I do.
Oh, he steps outside. He cheats. Okay. Got it.
No, that's not what that means.
See, leave me up to my own devices.
It's like I get busy.
He can get girls. Got it. Okay. Thank you.
I would never have
thought of that as the definition.
Why girl pop out of you so often, boy?
Like you do too.
Somebody want to go? You don't know no steppers? Maybe not the definition. The white girl pop out of you so often, boy. Like you too. What the fuck? Somebody want to go?
You don't know no stepfathers?
Maybe not the term.
She know some.
I just thought it was niggas.
Anyways, go on.
Come on now.
Come on, come on, come on.
What?
Let's help the man.
Let's help the man.
My trick is always
to make them break up with me,
but I mean.
I mean, if you try to be mature,
which it sounds like he is, and you want to leave that relationship, you got the right idea.
But I don't see where...
They always want to weaponize it if it ain't their choice to leave.
Nine times out of ten, if she don't want to break up with you and you try to break up with her and she's not at that same stage with you,
they go through a whole list of, you know, try to convince you to
stay, try to seduce you to stay, try to do
like, because she don't want to break up.
Nigga, just have the conversation. Yeah, but the conversation
ain't easy. I've only had it once. I've had it happen
a few times. Yeah, but even if she weaponizes you,
that's what comes with it. Exactly. That's what
I'm telling him. He's trying to get
to the place of the breakup without the weaponization
afterwards. There's no way to avoid it. It don't happen
unless she break up with you.
You can't avoid
how hard a breakup is.
That's just the best point
of breaking up.
It's hard.
Go up there and cheat, nigga.
Nah.
And not break up with you.
I'm just saying.
Nah, I don't say go cheat.
I've done this one time.
I was older.
It's probably one of the
more mature things I did.
I knew that this girl and I
really didn't have a future.
And so I went to her and I, you know,
I started off with complimenting her
and saying how dope she was,
but you and I really don't, we not compatible.
You know what I'm saying?
And so for that particular reason,
I didn't want to further with the situation
or the relationship.
I think that's the way to go about it.
What was her response?
How did she take it?
She said no.
Like, no, no, no, I apologize, I apologize.
And I was just like, no, you apologize a bunch of times
for the same exact thing,
and we just have different foundational principles,
and I don't want to continue with this relationship.
I think that, honestly, I'm not trying to be funny.
Typically, I would have just ghosted a girl
that I didn't want to be bothered with no more.
But at this particular you know
homeboy sounds a little older
so I think that
that's the way
you go about it
I think that
even if she disagrees
she has no choice
but to respect you
later on
once the emotions go away
you respect how
he exited the relationship
no that ain't true either
okay
I mean
you said she has no choice
but I'm just telling you
that doesn't necessarily have to be 100% accurate where she's going to respect you later.
Because at the same time, you broke her heart.
She can feel heartbroken, and she can hold that against you for whatever.
And she's entitled to that, though.
But on his end, you're trying to do the right thing.
You want to be mature about it.
You have that conversation with her.
The unfortunate thing about a breakup is very rarely do both sides want to break up
right so whoever initiates that conversation you probably are already mentally gone
because you got to this point for the breakup the other person is not there they may feel
blindsided that's where the no i want to fight for this well i don't want to fight for this and now
the weaponization and all this you did me wrong like that's what the, no, I want to fight for this. Well, I don't want to fight for this. And now the weaponization and all this,
you did me wrong.
Like that's what he's speaking to.
That's going to happen because it sounds like she's not on the same page that
he's on.
But feelings don't equal facts.
Who cares about facts?
When they talk about feelings.
When you get caught cheating and all that other shit,
that gives her the ability to weaponize the relationship.
Yo,
he did X to me.
He did Y to me,
girl,
I caught him doing blah,
blah,
blah.
And you say,
yo,
this just is not working for me anymore. You don serve my purpose i don't serve your purpose just i want to part ways that's a more a more mature route and you know the emotional response to that
is you're saying that because of what because you found somebody else you're no longer fulfilled no
no that that's the i'm just saying just saying. I'm speaking to what,
playing this all the way out.
For what he's trying to get to,
there is no real way to get to that
unless she's on the same page.
Okay.
I have a question.
Shoot.
Do you have any take?
Parts you got to take?
No, no, go ahead.
Do you guys,
hear me when I say this and I am not shooting i'm i this is a genuine question
and maybe i'm not using the right words okay but it sounds whenever i hear questions like this i'm
like do men gen gen like genuinely fear women's responses like emotional responses is it that it's
is it that it's just too much coming at you and you just don't know how or don't want to deal?
Sometimes.
A lot of men are not emotionally mature,
so you don't know how to deal with that at that moment.
The crying, the nagging, we'll call it nagging,
but you just don't know how to deal with it.
You're not prepared for the response.
Some niggas, man, they'll write something
and put their phone down because they're just afraid
or they're not willing to look at the response or can't take the response that come with it.
So breaking up with somebody face to face and saying that, you know, we're not compatible, the shit that come with that, some niggas is not equipped to deal with at that moment.
So you can say it's afraid.
I just think that.
Or not even just afraid.
If you are.
Out of the relationship, you know, you you are out of the relationship.
You've made the determination, I'm done with this.
Teacher freeze.
Right?
You've made that determination, I'm done with this.
So now I have the face-to-face conversation with you.
Yeah, I'm trying to be a little empathetic, but I'm already checked out of here.
I'm done.
So all of that you're doing.
Too many words.
Yeah, you trying to fight and all this.
I don't care.
Yeah, I'm past the point of caring.
I understand.
On the flip side, I've done this.
Don't try to be down with us.
We talking about niggas doing it to y'all.
We don't care what you did. Were you scared of what his response was going to be?
No, I didn't give a shit.
Because I felt what I felt.
Called heartless women. Well, I was't give a shit. Because I felt what I felt. Called heartless women.
Well, I was
done at that point. A stepper.
A stepper. You're a stepper.
Whatever.
I'm a stepper.
I'm a stepper. I'm going to use it.
If I'm done,
there's nothing that you can
say. There's no amount of
walking down memory lane. There's
no amount of emotional manipulation that you'll be able to employ that is going to make me change my mind.
If I am done, I'm going to keep on telling you there's nothing that you can say.
This is over.
That's not true.
Are you going to do a face-to-face?
That's not true.
How?
I can manipulate you right back.
Right back to daddy.
Are you going to do a face-to-face?
What the fuck are you talking about?
When I am mentally checked out,
you may as well be a motherfucking eunuch.
I do not see you as like a sexual human being anymore.
You're saying sex.
I receive that.
No, meaning like relationship.
Like sex is part of a relationship.
Sexual desire, desiring your partner
is part of a relationship.
What are you asking me?
No. You're doing this face-to-face? Yes.
Okay. Yeah. Absolutely.
I don't think so, man. You don't give me that.
You don't give that to me. You don't give me a face-to-face
person. You give me probably an email.
You're going to disappear and send an email.
From a hotmail, too.
Because you can turn things that we can watch.
I ain't checking that shit no more, either.
So you relish in breaking people's hearts. Mel, please don say that man no if we are at that stage if we've got if you've
gotten me there yes so what about your what about your mental health in that situation you have to
get you there though why can't it just be like yo go ahead freeze no no like you just i don't like
that that you just said wow if he got me there you can leave a relationship
without somebody
getting you there.
You can be like
y'all have grown apart
you're out of it.
It could be anything
where the person
didn't have to do anything
to get you there though.
It don't got to be his fault.
That's all I'm saying.
But in this particular situation
he did.
He did a lot.
Okay.
He did a lot.
But then that goes back
to what he was saying before
and that's different. That's totally different. But then there goes back to what he was saying before. That's different.
But then there's been a situation.
That's totally different.
But then there's been a situation where I just kind of fell out of love with the person.
Yes, I'm talking about that one.
So I didn't want, no.
So then my directive is not to hurt.
But I am going to tell you that it's over.
How?
I like being up front.
I'm hard at complaining.
Nigga, what? That's crazy. I like being up front nigga what that's crazy
I like being up front
salute
that's what I like
I like being up front
how did that go
in that situation where
alright nevermind
I'm gonna be dogpiling
which one
nothing
go ahead
nah I was just asking
in the one where
he didn't do anything and you were just over it.
How did that conversation go?
Once you said, I'm done with this.
I mean, I was a little bit more delicate than that with him.
The other one.
Got you.
Where, you know, the result of the ending was because it was like a lot of pain and shit like that.
That I was like, you know, Stone Cold Steve Austin.
Okay.
How is it done?
How is it normally done to you when you're on the opposite end?
Like when niggas dub you?
Hmm?
How is it normally done to you when you're on the opposite end of that?
Oh, you got the turn signal anywhere?
No.
Okay.
We got really good, yo.
I got such an amazing sleeper lined up for you guys, man.
This little slap right here.
This little slap right here is by Tyla.
And this record is called Butterflies.
Butterflies.
You give me butterflies
Caught me falling in the deep end of your disguise
Spun with the honey lies
So I feel this might be my goodbye
I don't need reparations, boy, bye
Counting blessings by the dozen, ooh, I'm God's child
All it took was dedication to make me fly
Not a minute could be wasted, we aren't God's child me fly
Not a minute could be wasted, we aren't guys time Pass you the time to leave me confused
In a maze, trapped in your rules
Many tried to cleanse me of you
But my heart won't survive
You gave me butterflies
Caught me falling in the deep end of your disguise
Spotted with the honey lies
So I fear this might be my goodbye
Can you, can you, can you feel the tension?
I'm not really feeling what you're giving me
But I can't, can't, can't be bad Can't get it without you, can't be bad
Can't be my love with you, can't be bad
You drive too fast
My burning crash
Taking the best
I'm done with that
I see the time to leave me confused
In a maze, drafting rules
Many tried to cleanse me of you
But my heart was one
You gave me butterflies
Got me falling in the deep end of your disguise
Sparked with the honey lies
So I fear this might be my goodbye
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh It's brand new music from Tyler.
That record is called Butterflies.
Available in your phone and on DSPs right this very second.
Shout out to her.
At some point, they was going to make her get over a beat that wasn't 190 BPM.
Good to hear her just over the
guitars harps strings she bought it yeah yes she did shout out there all right man i'm um i'm going
to go down to texas every girl think they give you butterflies too shut up tyler that's true
and she looked like she gave somebody some butterfly. You okay? And then dubbed him.
See?
Yeah, I'm going down to Texas.
Artist's name is Jesse.
He's heavyweight.
This is called Don't Drop the Ball featuring Splash Wilder.
I used to pick it up and drop it off Felt like Charlie Brown, if you talk, you not my dog
My homie on meth, so I got low like knock it off
I hate the law so much that I don't wanna cop at all
Started up a business cause I had a business plan
I got up and left my state, nobody had to hold my hand
Them boys is jailbirds, no they not the man
Changed my name to Heavyweight, I'm just in every package land
No it's not your business how just a stack of beans
I was in New York with Purple City, felt like Cannes
Who can I call if I'm ever in a jam?
My brother jumped my mother and she put him in a slam
You ain't got no enemies but can you trust your fam?
Welcome to the industry where everything's a sham
Ain't it effed up when I landed felt like home
Now I trust people about as far as I can fall
I had to clone up so if you knew me you don't know
I had to man up if you don't got him you won't grow on me
Don't drop the ball My brother's 730 mean he ain't got it all
You know I love you, babe I ain't got a car
I'm buildin' on the trill, you don't block the bar
Please, don't drop the bar
They dependin' on you How long y'all gon' eat our They dependin' on you
How long y'all gon' eat our boys spendin' on you?
I ain't pretendin' on you
It feel like the beginning when it's endin' on you
Look, I ain't tryin' to hate on them
I just gotta get me like at the ATM
They hate on you, I'ma prey on them
You not a boss or crash dummy, now go lay
on him I pay military order, you can't lay on me
They like to human traffic people, you need a APB
I even studied Rick Ross, I mean the real one, G
Cause I loved him so much, saw some of him in me
You gotta be your own man, ain't no him in me
Heavyweight was the plan, more like Eazy-E
I own my label, plus I rap, this not P-R-E
I hit a lick in L.A., but I rep S.O.C.
And with the hits, the most sick, and that's not HIV
Shout out to all the Eazy-Kids, ain't no faking me
Too loud that I wouldn't shout them out, but that's P-R-E
I may start another biz, that's a paper tree
Even if you selling wigs, it's heavy weight to me
I was lost and then the Wiz got had grace for me If you walked away from shots, you M. Grace to me
You own everything around, that's first place to me You got clappin', make it back, you Esco to me
You from the hood and you got rich, Jethro to me Child to every D-boy that threw a bow to me
Your brother put you on the dole, that's how it's supposed to be
But I'm just a heavyweight, don't take a load from me
You get wicked for a ticket and that's broke to me
You got lucky, needed help, I had no dough for G
Cause I just had quit the trap and God put hope in me
Now I'm worth a whole bank and that's what's dope to me
I was chasing all this dope, now bread flowed to me
Remember everything was loud, like some smoke could be
They said if you black you should be proud, I'ma go and see
People who couldn't see the vision became ghosts to me
I just wanna be free, like my bros should be
Momma get well soon, get the most for me
We just closed a business deal, that's a toast to me
Now, now, now, don you get the most from me. We just closed a business deal. That's a toast to me.
Now, now, now, don't drop the ball.
Now, now, don't drop the ball.
And that is Don't Drop the Ball by Jesse is Heavyweight.
All right, all right.
Big Houston.
Big Houston.
Dallas, Dallas.
Dallas.
Dallas, yeah.
I'm going to the West Coast.
This is Coast Contradictions. God got me, told to take a leap of faith instead of living on the edge Find comfort knowing God gon' come through in the end and keep me humble
Keep me grounded even when I stumble, keep me human
Knowing I need help whenever I'm in trouble
But I'll confess, want shit to change
Want the 88 Benz with grain, switchin' lanes
Pick up every tab, flyin' first class on planes
Get my family shit they never had, buy my wife her first Chanel bag
She think I'm next to be a rich nigga
I believe her biggest fear is I get rich and feel like I no longer need ya
I'm scared I won't recognize my blessings
Stop living life within abundance
Tighten my grip on all of my possessions
Should it come with that, the bottom of the fall is
That with everything I got, I don't give back to none of y'all
Due to my ambitions, I face contradictions
Maybe I'm just tripping
Lately I've been feelingin' I want everything to change
But want everything to stay the same
Started with a vision, but it made conditions God gave me the wisdom to make good decisions
Cause I'm welcoming the change Just hope the best of me can still remain
Truth, I been fuckin' bitches Dreamin' of goddesses, I, I fear commitment
I think my problem is I don't wanna lose Don't wanna fail
Make it hard to choose Make it hard to tell
Who really minds? Is there someone better?
Always someone better I can search forever
I may find you never I fear that
Pray God hear that Try to steer clear that
Make it right then right again Spit then right again
Music love me, I love music Where would you fit in?
Would you tell me leave When it's time to go?
Or would you tell me stay Knowing what my purpose holds?
That's the perfect hole That's the perfect trap
Feeling so in love But yet your love can hold me back
Hold you in my arms As resentment forms
And that shit the norm But but I can't cope with
that So I've been fucking bitches, dreaming of goddesses
I, I fear commitment, we know my problem is I
Don't wanna lose, don't wanna fail Make it hard to choose, make it hard to tell
My parents' love, that's hard to find It didn't work, now my father time
My mother's nature, that shit in my nature
If it never work, I stick to work and I'll be fine
Loving on my brain, something to attain
I want everything to change and just stay the same
That is Coast Contra, Contradiction, it goes longer but
It's like five of them and they all rap, it's a long song
Shout out to them
I'm going to
Jay Warner.
The song is
Superstar.
Alright.
Drowning
in denial
Oceans full of regret but I still make you smile Drowning in denial.
Potions full of regret, but I still make you smile.
Looking for a vintage love.
No final. Wait, what's this slap right here?
This is Jay Warner, Superstar.
This is a guy named Jay Warner.
That's right.
The song is called Superstar.
And the song is called Superstar. And the song is called Superstar.
Superstar.
I need to hear some of this.
Let me bring this back.
Let me bring this back.
It's a message.
Need some vintage love.
This is how you feel after you've just been clobbering somebody on the sleepers.
You feel like a superstar.
Drown it in denial.
You feel like a superstar.
I do.
Oceans full of regret, but I still make you smile Looking for a vintage love, no vinyl
The way I got you glowing up, shit is kinda wild
Looking like a superstar, the sun ain't got nothing on y'all Thought the way that we revolved
The way I pulled into your heart
Baby, when it's you and I
Gravity ain't on our side
So why'd you say you need space?
It's just another one of your phases
Oh, when it's all over I'm fighting all you want I'm not afraid of the sun in your faces I wear it down I'm fighting all you want
I'm standing up
Another one in your faces
You play it down
Nobody comes close when I'm not around
They call it love but we just fight when we trick or judge
Need a pick up, then I come down, I deliver
Giving you rounds, 24 hours never enough
Look at the way I got you glowing
Looking like a superstar
The sun ain't gonna nothing on y'all
Love the way that we revoke
The way I float into your view
Baby when it's you and I
Gravity ain't on our side
So when you say you need space
It's just another one of your faces
I'll wait it out
I'll fight it all you want
I swear I'm proud
Ooh, another one of your faces
We'll play it down
No value comes close when I'm out of town Oh, yeah.
That is Jay Warner, Superstar.
That was fire.
Shout out to P2J, the producer.
The beat was crazy.
Mel, how you fighting back this week?
Yeah, Mel.
Come on.
You got to slug, yo.
You got to.
I mean.
I think you just been.
I'm up. You got a, you know what I mean? You just been, you don't know.
I'm up.
Anywho.
The song is called Clockwork by Santino LeSaint.
Oh, she knew like Clockwork, you was going to come with that shit.
Just like Clockwork, we always dance the night away
Just like clockwork
You wanted a distraction I definitely didn't need another vice
Somebody call up a doctor, tell her that she was right
Clearly a fatal attraction But clearly that's something that we like
Found a perfect hill to die on
We come around, we fuck, we sleep and repeat
Watch true romance on TV
We always dance the night away
We come around, we fuck, we sleep and repeat We always dance the night away
You come around
We fuck, we sleep, then repeat
Bad habits taste so bittersweet
She wanna dance the night away
Just like clockwork
Like clockwork
We go round and round and never break a cycle Just like clockwork, like clockwork
Baby, we go round and round
Just like clockwork, just like clockwork
Really you needed closure for me And I needed to check myself into rehab
I can see us going west like we Kanye and Kim
We just hit another relapse on our relapse
But it's easier to lie with you
Than to lie to myself when I'm lying on my own
Cause this house ain't a home if I'm lying here alone
And I know you feel the same when he ain't calling on your phone
You come around, we fuck, we sleep and repeat
Watch true romance on TV
We always dance the night away
You come around, we fuck, we sleep and repeat
Bad habits taste so bittersweet
She wanna dance the night away
Just like clockwork
Like clockwork
We go round and round and never break a cycle
Just like clockwork
Like clockwork
Baby, we're going round and round
Just like clockwork
Just like clockwork
That is Clockwork by Santino Le Saint.
Who won?
Let's get a vote.
Ish.
That was hard though
That was cool
Yeah I got an ish
This one
This one I got
Why didn't we take a vote
Last on Friday
We didn't even need one
Well we didn't
I can answer
I didn't take a vote
I'm playing
Cause your sleeper
Last pod was
Something Parks played
Before
Bullshit
He did
He played the Jill Scott record
The Daily Record
What?
He played the Jill Scott record You Daily Record what he played the Jill
Scott record you asked me if I played it I didn't he played it and as soon as he played I bought it
that's how I know so I didn't give you the win sorry whatever white power I'm sorry, White Power. White Power wins. Right before Black History Month starts. White Power wins again.
Are you mad that we voted, bitch?
No.
Yo, the time has come again for me to take the high road.
Uh-oh.
Don't even.
Don't even.
Don't take the high road?
Don't even take the high road.
Don't even.
No roads?
Off road. Off road. Off road. Off road, yo. high road. Don't even. Just completely. No roads? Off road.
Off road.
Off road.
Off road, Jeff.
Off road.
I had a good prayer.
No.
No.
I promise you no.
All right.
I won't.
Thank you.
Then I'm done.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Damn.
I wrote this prayer down.
This was a good one.
I was going to wrap this brother in love.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
Damn.
We off that.
I can't tell you.
We off that. I can't tell you. We off that.
I can't tell you because we off that now.
High road.
You hear that, Spaces?
You hear that?
You niggas keep trying to make me be messy.
But nah, high road, Joe.
2024 Joe.
43-year-old Joe.
No.
There you go.
Just no.
Some people don't even deserve your energy.
You got to earn it. You got to earn even deserve your energy. You gotta earn it.
You gotta earn it.
You gotta earn it, bro.
You gotta earn it.
You can't just get it like that.
I like that.
Just get it like that.
No, we don't say nothing.
Let me ask you a question.
Don't ask him no questions.
Hold on, hold on, bro.
Damn, nigga.
I'm saying, like we-
Chill out.
No.
Oh, my.
Just say you wasn't taking a high road, what would you say?
The Bucks fired Adrian Griffin, I can't answer that.
That's crazy.
The Bucks fired Adrian Griffin after going
30-13 and they're talking about hiring
Doc Rivers. Something foul had to happen.
The Bucs fired
the Bucs fired niggas and I'm
real close to believing that Doc curse.
I believe it. That's why I said
good luck. Go ahead and take that one if you want.
Go ahead and hire Doc. I'm already sitting here
mad that the Heat got Terry Rozier.
That one's going to hurt come playoff time.
That's a really good pickup for them.
Yeah, it really is.
And that's a great thing for Charlotte.
All right.
Hopefully you guys enjoyed this podcast as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there. Until the next
time, I bid
you adieu, adios,
hasta la vista, farewell,
au revoir, all that shit I be saying.
So long, goodbye. So long, goodbye.
Remember that
life is a series of moments
and moments pass.
That's true. So let's make this
one last. Where's the shot So let's make this one last.
Where's the shot coming?
As if it's all we have. And lastly, the baddies are insecure.
The stagnant women want to travel.
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you a Tylenol.
You might need it.
Are there any burning desires here?
you might need it are there any
burning desires here
is there anything
that people need
to get off of
their chests
before we end
this podcast
I'm searching for
last pod
I promise to end
with Prince
at the Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame
with that thing
I'm a jiggy
and I did not
it wasn't the
Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame
it was the
no I think it was
Rock and Roll
Hall of Fame
but I think it was
While My Guitar
Gently Weeps
if that helps
it was what
the song no yeah it was Gently Weeps it was, but I think it was While My Guitar Gently Weeps, if that helps. It was what? The song.
No, yeah, it was Gently Weeps.
It was.
I'm going to find it.
Do any of you guys have anything that you'd like to get off of your heart before this broadcast comes to an end?
Well, while you look, I just want to send a local shout out.
My two guys, Louis JGL from The Hood, put on a live podcast this weekend a hundred episode it was extremely
they were stressed out I went I was a part of it for my brother Ars was there he was a part of it
couple other good people gang gang gang gang I want to say well I'm not oh yeah Noriko yeah
Noriko no no not that gang gang that's like a like I fuck with you not I don't don't throw no, no. Yeah. But I just want to shout them out.
Cause I like seeing people from,
from the hood do something good like that.
And everybody showed up to support.
So,
and I guess I want to dedicate this episode to my older brother.
Do I love you?
I lost his father this week.
So there's that.
Do I love you?
Hope you will.
You're in my prayers.
Yeah.
I want to say
Shout out to my man
Mark Stroh
He lost his son
This weekend
And Martin Luther King's
Son died too
Yeah
And the Wellington family
If you're listening
Alright
Alright
Let's go
I came with a different kind of weed.
Let's end this thing the way we're supposed to end it with the GOAT man.
Prince Rogers Nelson.
This song is so hard. It's harder with Prince Boss. Still my guitar can't beat
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Goddamn Still my guitar
Can't breathe Goddamn Go Bucks!
This is what he meant to do up there with Michael Jackson when he fucked up. I'm a bad guy Still my guitar Should be Make me happy
Make me happy
Make me happy
Make me happy
Make me happy
No, no, no, no, bad
I'm a bad guy
No, no, no, no, bad
No, no, no, no, bad
No, no, no, no, bad I, I, I, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,