The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 726 | "Two Brands, One Stone"
Episode Date: May 18, 2024The Bionic Six starts this episode with their thoughts on Cardi B’s comments about relaxing and not releasing an album in 2024 (28:44) and how Atlantic Records will respond. CNN obtained and release...d footage of Diddy physically assaulting Cassie (1:08:03), Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker gives a commencement speech at Benedictine College (1:16:30), and the room reacts to Kel Mitchell’s interview on Club Shay Shay (1:35:58). Also, the Ashley Madison Documentary is out on Netflix (1:59:03), Ice shares some information about Chat GPT (2:30:07), Part of the Show returns (2:34:30), the internet continues to react to the Diddy & Cassie video (2:54:40), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Nascent, BJ The Chicago Kid, Maxo Kream, & Paul Wall - “Spinnin These Blocks” Ice | A Boogie wit da Hoodie (feat. Fridayy) - “Need You Around” Parks | Rockness Monsta & Ron Browz (feat. Frankie Storm) - “Flamboyant” Ish | T-Pain - “On This Hill” Melyssa | Hailey Knox - “Stranger”
Transcript
Discussion (0)
The thoughts views and opinions expressed by this podcast as well as its hosts offer entertainment purposes only I
Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing
revealing
indicting
Or telling you anything about themselves
Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. Do not have your best interests at heart or
our own. Enjoy the show.
Yeah, I'm straight now. I'm just trying. Hey, doctor's office call. Listen, come on, throw
this here. The bright side is this. One day, I'm going to grow up. At least you know it.
That's the bright side. That's the bright side. Just not today. Yeah, cause I don't want y'all sitting here
with doom and gloom.
One day, you gonna get there.
I'm gonna grow up.
I am.
It's a fact.
You can count on that.
Just not right now.
And I feel like me not growing up right now
is beneficial for all.
So I will be the sacrificial lamb and pretend to-
You the sacrificial lamb.
Who would be the sacrificial lamb?
Let me answer you first.
Yes. Now, who in your mind is the sacrificial lamb?
Oh, you think it's you?
Oh shit.
Yo, what episode is this?
Wait, it just hit me.
No, no, no, you don't run shit, nigga.
What episode is this? It just hit just hit me. No, no, no, you don't run shit, nigga. What episode is this?
It just hit me.
You do think it's you.
How are you the sacrificial man?
No, we're not having a one-way conversation.
Are you gonna acknowledge anything I'm saying? I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I Is you? Of course. Oh, okay, of course.
And how do I feel? It's me?
You asking? How am I the sacrificial?
You need a minute to get your thoughts together?
Not at all. You sure?
No, all you have to do is refer to the tag
in front of the part that I wrote, authored,
produced, and stand in.
So I'll come on here, and for entertainment purposes,
allow you to keep your very too cool persona
on our audio broadcast and I will be the sacrificial lamb.
That's how I see it.
You don't think I do that for you?
You think you do that and you can still be
the too cool guy that you are?
You think you do both?
You're that arrogant.
One, we not gonna do the arrogant narrative.
That's number one, because I'm far from.
Two...
Wait, that's not true.
You are arrogant.
As I was...
I let you rock.
Please don't cut...
But the room could tell you that you're arrogant.
No, no, no.
Please allow me to speak.
But don't lie.
No.
I'm telling you, you're arrogant.
What happens is, we get into a conversation...
Wait, I'm playing, so don't get serious.
I know.
We get into a conversation, and then I get four words out, and serious. I know we get into a conversation and then I get four words out and you cut me off. But
don't say you're not arrogant. You just did it like seven times in a row. Are we
witnessing the same thing? I'm saying I'm gonna shut up but you're not gonna let you lie in my face.
I know you've been 20 years. Alright cool. But you could say you're the sacrificial lamb. So in sacrificing, nigga, we arrogant.
What are you talking about?
Bye.
Yeah, what is he fucking?
I don't even understand what he's saying.
Yo, dog.
Go ahead.
Again.
You can't help yourself.
Please tell me.
He did say he was immature.
I know, but he also said he wasn't going to cut me off.
But don't look me in my eyes and say.
Move it along, my nigga.
Y'all gonna let him say that?
Y'all gonna let him not let me finish a sentence?
Everybody is gonna let him look at me and say,
I'm not arrogant.
Hello?
All right.
I'm still looking.
I got a fan.
What's the definition of arrogant?
He been trying to talk.
What's the definition of arrogant?
Oh, you got dick ride now.
See that?
How's that? Now you got dick ride.
And now you go, wait, what do you say, Glaze?
Now you go, Glaze.
The fucking young kids, I hate these kids.
I hate that shit too.
Yeah, Glaze.
What makes him arrogant?
I'm going by the definition of the word.
Which is?
Oh, dictionary.com.
Watch this, when a dictionary don't agree with him
he gonna say, that's some white construct
Go ahead, go ahead
You would fall into that too?
Go ahead
Not even close
Not even close
Two R's
Two R's
Google the fact, that nigga's placing the Google shit?
Making claims Damn, making claims I got it, nigga, shut up. I nigga googled it, in fact, I nigga placed it in the Google shit.
Making claims, damn. Making claims or pretensions
to superior importance or rights.
Overbearingly assuming, insolently proud.
That was the first one.
Second, characterized by or proceeding from arrogance.
I hate the second one always.
Or a sense of superiority,
self-importance, or entitlement.
He is a simple one.
Having or revealing an exaggerated sense
of one's own importance or abilities.
No, he doesn't do that.
No.
No.
He suppresses that.
You can sense the arrogance in the nigga,
but he tries to suppress it, yes.
So he doesn't do that, no.
It's fine.
Next year I'm hiring people that aren't afraid of him. Who afraid of this nigga? Oh shit! Don't worry. Who afraid of this's fine. Next year. I'm hiring people that are afraid of him
Talking about ice but to it but about me so now I'm jumping back Ish. But you're talking about Ice. But to Ish. But about me. So now I'm jumping back in.
Yeah, yo, I mean, I was thinking, chill out.
You're going to hire people that glaze you.
That's what you're trying to say.
That's what you're trying to say.
You're going to hire people that are afraid of you, you mean?
That's what you're trying to say.
Say that.
No, pull the mic back.
Pull the mic back.
He just said that bullshit on Patreon.
I told him to say it.
Yeah, I'm trying to chill.
I can't wait till we don't.
I hope we're here next year, this team.
I don't want this team to go fuck out here.
Hire them niggas nigga scared
Fuck you
What you have a Thursday edition Thursday versus Friday and Tuesday
Maybe they just don't know what that would be.
You just read it.
Stupid ass Websters.
Them niggas don't know the fuck they talking about, Oxford.
Well thank God for me, I'm not group thinkin'.
In my brain, you are.
Got you.
And in your brain, you're sacrificial.
No, I'm American too.
No, but you're the sacrificial lamb also.
Oh no, for sure.
Oh, got you.
Fuck you sacrificed.
What have I sacrificed?
What you sacrificed?
You serious or you joking?
Yeah, I'm serious.
All right, we got it.
Or like a serious joke.
For real, what have you sacrificed?
Oh, your wallet.
That part too.
My big bulky.
You lost your little stupid wallet.
You got rid of the wallet?
Yeah, you got rid of it. No, I didn't get rid of it. No, no, no. No, no, no. You got rid of the wallet? Yeah, you got rid of it.
No, I didn't get rid of it.
No, no, no.
It's voluntary.
You took my advice.
I got the little switchblade joint?
No, nigga.
I lost my shit in the cab.
In the Uber.
In the Uber.
What really happened, yo, come up off that, man.
Oh, shit.
The Uber dude robbed me.
Whoever.
Ain't no money in it.
I don't think nobody robbed him cuz nobody wanted that
Girl to do the outfit check when we showed the wallet
She went and did a price check on the wallet and showed a picture and boy did I die laughing for about an hour. That picture looked very different from yours. The stripe color was different.
It was all vibrant and shit.
Yeah, that shit was nice.
Oh, I can see how he bought that.
Hey, that ain't bad.
All right, OK, I get it.
You're a wildin' man.
Hey, yo, you're an idiot.
How much did it cost?
It wasn't bad.
It wasn't shabby.
It was a nice wallet back then.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When he bought it.
That shit there.
So now he in here dressed in all black,
sad on a Friday. I know that feeling
when you lose your shit. You walk around
feeling identity-less.
Yeah, everything. That's some bullshit.
The Apple Pay coming handy now. Try to tell you something.
Nah, I got some credit cards
in the drawer. It's some bullshit.
Because that's the thing. He lost his
900 cards.
He lost all 900 of his cards when he lost his wallet,
that big fat stupid shit.
And then when I said, hey, little slim card holder,
keep it light, nigga left.
He left, I mean, arrogance.
Oh shit.
Too arrogant to learn.
I'm sure they make Samsung pay.
And why was you in Uber anyway?
Where you was Ubering to?
Home.
Home.
My car in the shop.
No, that's true.
My car in the shop.
And uh.
That's what I'm saying.
And there wasn't no parking over there.
Yo, stop.
There wouldn't be parking over there?
Oh, she was in the Bronx.
See, see this is what you're doing.
See.
That's the lib.
That's sexual.
Yo, wait.
Let me in.
I got your back.
Thank you. Thank you. No, that's true. I ain doing? See? That's the lab, that's sexual.
Yo, wait, let me in, I got your back.
Thank you, thank you.
No, that's true.
I ain't got nothing.
No, listen, I do that.
You do what? Do what?
That.
Take over the girl's house?
Oh, shh.
What do you do?
No, no, no, no.
Oh, god.
They come to his house.
No, producing performance.
Yo, what's up with y'all?
They come to his house.
Oh, okay.
It is nice.
I don't know the fuck they do now.
Everybody come to my house.
And it's all come to my house. After that stalker girl came over there and did all that shit. Hey, her girl will never teach. I'm talking about my house. And it's so kind of my house.
After that stalker girl came over there and
her girl will never see Joe Buttonhouse
ever again in life.
Sorry buddy, that stalker girl showed her ass
in my house.
And I still got the video.
I see it sometimes in my memories when it pop up.
Oh, that shit that pop up on your phone?
Yo, you remember this?
Memories of showing you just when you had that psycho bitch in your house talking about, oh, I love you and I'm
pregnant and I don't want to leave and I want to be with you.
Devil in a red dress?
And no, don't call the police.
I want to cook for you and all that.
You just left the bottle, left the water and then she left.
Just the bitch.
All it took was a cup of water.
All it took was a cup of water.
All it took was a cup of water.
Fuck kitty chow, you just put us in the shower.
Fuck kitty chow, you just put us in the shower.
Fuck kitty chow, you just put us in the shower.
Fuck kitty chow, you just put us in the shower. Fuck kitty chow, you just put us in the shower. Fuck kitty chow, you just put us in the shower. Fuck kitty chow, you just put us in the shower. Fuck kitty chow, you just put us in the shower. I don't want to make it morbid none None of y'all ever spoke to a girl
that y'all was afraid of?
Yes.
Yes, 100%.
No, really.
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
OK.
Me?
You're asking me that.
I'm asking you.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You ever been looking at this girl, like pretty girl,
like, yo, she'll kill me.
Yep.
She'll kill me, yo.
No, once I'm afraid of them, they can't come around me.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
They've already been around.
Yeah, but once I realize that you cuckoo, I'm gone.
But she know where you live.
I wasn't afraid that she'll kill me, because I get the first.
She know your car.
I turn to Michael Myers, nigga.
But you are afraid that things may make a big shift in your life, yes.
I had a girl, I was scared of tying me up one time.
I was like, oh, that's a bad idea.
I got to get out of here.
You were going to tie me up?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, nah.
Or some sexual shit or kidnapped shit.
Yes.
So that's that white shit.
Look, you knew you were scared of her.
Before she tied you up, you knew you were scared.
She was good.
And you still want me to tie you up?
She was good.
Hey, yo, baby. That's sex. I want you to come to my house and kidnap me and take me. Wait, wait, wait, And you still let her tie you up. She was good. Hey, yo, baby. That's sexy.
I want you to come to my house and kidnap me and take me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
What did she tie you up with?
Like, you just happened to have shit laying around?
Maybe some bandanas and some pants and some shit.
Some shit.
She had a whole kit on her.
She had a kit, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
You just rubbed it.
I was like, yeah, that sounds fun.
And then I was like, oh, this is a bad idea.
I got to get some fucking money.
So hold on.
What was the point you was trying to make as far as, like,
being scared of her?
So you're saying that you complied
just to make sure things is an easy transition?
No, I'm saying that that experience,
being afraid of a girl that is in your home.
That's humbling.
Mm-hmm.
Like you're helpless.
Oh yeah.
I was like, yo, I'ma call the cops.
No, that one time was crazy.
No, that one time.
That might not work out in your case.
That one time was different. Being might not work out in your favor.
That one time was different.
Being scared in your own house is humbling as fuck.
That's a real fucked up situation.
Yeah, that's a real fucked up situation.
That was some weird shit right there, bro.
That's some different shit.
No, why?
Because not for nothing.
We seen and gone, girl.
Bro, that could have went totally different, my nigga.
No, no.
You be powerless in those circumstances.
Oh yeah, nothing you can do.
So your whole thing is, yo, I'm gonna play as nice as possible just so she can leave
my home.
Then I'm gonna lock the doors.
And I'm gonna look and go buy some new light.
That shit was scary.
She'll get in the window.
We're gonna put 900 ring cameras inside this one.
Yeah, dead ass.
Like, that shit is, that particular situation, I've never been around.
You know, black people, we be sleeping, man. I need a camera in particular situation. I never I never know black people we be sleeping man
I need a camera in here, but I'm gonna get to it. I need a camera right here in this spot
That'd be the spot. She's stabbing
He rolled on the knife my entire history woman has been nuts actually at least 80% of it
Like I got stabbed
Then I got robbed when she already climbed that tree.
Like how'd she get up there?
What?
What she robbed you?
A girl robbed you?
Yeah.
What she took?
What the fuck you talking about?
Thank you.
You lying.
What did she take?
What she took?
She climbed a tree?
This nigga fucking with Wolverine.
What she took nigga?
I'm too traumatized.
If you lie, I'm not healed over it.
I'm not healed over it.
What did she really do?
She robbed you for your, she took your junk nigga?
Or she took some materials?
She took things that she shouldn't have taken.
Expensive things?
Wait hold on.
Is this sentimental?
What the fuck are you talking about?
I'm just trying to find out if it was like a real robbery,
like jewels and watches and shit.
You come through a tree.
Where did she steal your underwear?
And take something that's mine.
So it's like a voodoo doll.
Nah, you can look at it two ways.
Did she come in and fuck you while you were asleep?
And you say she took it from me?
Oh, shit. Did she come in and take material? Like were asleep, and you say she took it from me? Oh, shit.
Did she come in and take material out?
Like a bandit.
Exactly.
No, items.
Oh, items.
So she went back through the tree.
Because you pussy, if she came through the tree
and then left through the door, you ass.
Left through the door.
She 100% left through the door.
Joke.
You want the home?
Oh, you want the home?
No.
Oh, sorry.
I was out of town.
Man, I just wanna end, yo.
Listen, when Twitter, no, Ice didn't do that.
What the fuck?
When Twitter was rocking early
and people were dumb enough to say
that they were leaving town, like I did that.
I think I was going out of town
on a tour or some shit, and she's seen it. I'll bet.
And I bet.
You looked at the cameras or she text you and said I took this?
No, I had a good person do a good deed.
I had a good person do a good deed.
Got it.
Let me know if something was fishy over there.
It's traumatizing.
Okay.
That's crazy. She did climb that tree though.
She climbed that fucking tree.
She climbed the fucking tree.
How the fuck did she do that?
Spiderman.
That's why I don't fuck with athletic bitches no more than that.
Yes!
Yes!
She scaled that motherfucking tree.
She shouldn't have been able to get up there.
You know, fam.
We couldn't do it.
Yeah.
We couldn't climb it.
It was hot.
It was hot.
Niggas could not climb that tree. She was in shape like a ball. Yeah, good up. We couldn't climb it. It was hot. It was hot. Niggas could not climb that tree.
She was in shape like a moth.
Yeah, good shape.
You couldn't climb the tree?
No.
Oh, shit.
She shouldn't have been there.
I could have climbed that fucking tree.
How close was it to his house?
It was close, but it was high.
It wasn't like no right here.
No, you had to go up the tree.
And then, it was a monkey shit.
But you could just touch.
Oh, you had to get up.
Oh, okay, Planet of the Apes just came out.
So, so.
You want to fuck with exotic bitches?
No, exotic bitches got some.
You want to fuck a fucking,
fucking Wonder Woman and shit like that?
No, exotic bitches.
I want to know what she took.
So she probably took some radio or some shit.
Some radio.
She took your on top chain?
It don't matter, no.
What?
This is all shit.
If it's real beef, I'm gonna get it with the dog.
This one of the things where only I'm sharing things, right?
That's not sacrificial lamb.
Park share.
You got it.
Is it not?
You got us.
I'm asking, if it's not.
If it's not.
No, it's not.
I'm answering you.
No, it was good, that was what he got us.
No, you got it.
You got it.
20 years, you don't give me credit for nothing, right?
Yo, you know how much shit we share up here?
Personal shit?
You, who, what the fuck wrong with you?
No, I don't, actually.
Oh, I bet you.
No, I don't, actually.
I bet you fucking don't.
No, I don't.
I know.
That's my answer to you.
But you're lying.
You think everybody up here shares personal things?
I said me.
Oh.
Oh, all right, all right, all right.
Let me think about it.
Let me think.
Yo, we gotta go around the scary room.
You're scary-ish.
What do you think? Let me think. You're scary-ish. I'm scared- the scary room. You scared-ish. What do you think?
Let me think.
I'm scared-ish.
I don't want to talk to you.
I don't want no problems.
Yeah.
Do you?
Let me think.
I don't really think you do.
I know.
Dog, I think that if you shared personal things, this would be the number one podcast every
week across all genres.
The shit that you did.
Yeah, sip your little tea.
You better sip your little tea.
Don't play with me, nigga.
Dog.
I think if you shared personal shit, we number one. Hey, throw it up. That's what I'm talking about. Don't play with me.
I think if you share personal shit, we number one.
Hey, throw that boy in the garbage.
If you come up here sharing personal shit, throw that boy in the garbage can.
We lit.
Let's go.
What's up?
I hear you talking.
Yeah, I know.
You know better.
There's a reason you don't call me during the week, nigga.
Play with me.
There's a reason.
My phone don't ring.
Tell me what you think that is.
And the funny shit, this week I text him.
And I'm starting this podcast.
This week I text him.
Oh shit you did, sure did.
I forgot all about you.
But he texted me about no one.
You know what I mean? He texted me about some
help, assistance.
Did you help or assist your man?
I did not. I forgot. Oh, shit! I forgot.
He scared you.
Holy shit.
That's what it is.
You know what I'm saying?
Fucking God.
I appreciate it, though.
Yo, if you're a first-time listener,
we don't normally start with a whole lot of rigging in the roll.
Yeah, we do.
Yeah, it's true.
We do.
Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn. that rigging in the road. Yeah, we do. Yeah, it's true, we do.
Brooklyn, Brooklyn, Brooklyn. Soul tape three on DSPs.
All soul tapes on DSPs.
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies.
It go.
You finally got some off time. It's usually sports center for the ladies, always for the ladies, it go You finally got some off time
It's usually sports center for the fourth time
Tonight you came out of yours and I took off mine
Now we finally playing catch, got some back and forth time
Tossed some pillows, passed some blunts, caught a buzz
First time you gave me head was everything I thought it was
Gonna be, you ain't got one to keep
Shout out to whoever you might be listening from of course
For that thing you done to me, I'm chugging your dumbery I wanted you under me, wanted to spread them legs like you number 23 Shout out to whoever you might be listening from of course, me! He made a run to me, played with one of these pretty young girls Ain't no telling what she gonna be, if she was my girl
Might as well sprung a me, I'd give her everything like she had a gun to me
Busy man, but for you I'm free
Count down the days till the next time we
Lay down, lay down, lay down, lay down
I can hear you now, lay down, I can hear you now Everybody talk, I can hear you now
Everybody talk, lay down
Lay down, lay down
I can hear you now
Everybody talk, I can hear you now
Talk to you, talk to you, talk to you Alright, we got a good Friday going on.
Ish got on as I lost my wallet sweat.
Mel got on a Friday night bumps.
Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy No, I still have them. Oh, we know. We set you up.
I thought they were running away.
Ice got on his ish hoodie, then I can't get an ish hoodie.
That's crazy.
You gotta tell me to pay for one, right?
Say it.
Say it so I can fucking blast you, Paul.
Say it.
Say it.
Why I can't get an ish hoodie?
You hear me?
Hey you, nigga.
See? Blast you Paul say it say it why can't get a hoodie you hear me? Hey you nigga
Waste getting smaller niggas on Instagram like damn I need to call Put me in my eyes Yeah me, spring, summer time vibes No matter what they say Everything the king does right
You got that lesson in disguise
Oh no, oh no
Them slick girls get me every time
Them slick girls get me every time
Them slick girls get me every time Them slick girls get come every time No sleepers come every time No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time
No sleepers come every time No sleepers come every time It's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called, it's called. Okay.
Uh, the-
What?
The little ice, the orange.
New-
Flip and Mel, Mel, Mel.
726.
Yes, sir.
Welcome to episode 726 of the Joe Budden podcast.
I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored, happy to be here, host Joe Budden podcast. I'm your humble, gracious, grateful, highly favored,
happy to be here, host Joe Budden,
here with a few really amazing people
brought to you by PrizePix,
powered by, fueled by PrizePix.
To my right, the amazing Melissa Ford is here.
Hooty Hoo.
Hooty Hoo, how you doing?
I'm awesome.
Good, good, glad to hear it.
Big Flip is here.
Big Flip.
You, you queens.
Big Flip continuing his run of amazing hoodies.
Yep, it's true, it's true.
It's true, good looking hoodies.
I see you getting dressed now.
Started getting dressed two years after the job started.
Now you killin' that shit now.
I talked to you after.
You killed me there.
My wife heard this shit.
I talked to you after, I had to have a conversation.
Fuck you up.
Oh shit.
I had to show you.
I had to show you.
I had to show video.
I had to show.
Oh wait, no, wait, no.
You know what you did?
You had to show the video.
I had to show that and the new one.
Oh.
Nah, let me see.
What they talking about?
That's fire.
You play a dirty game, but you got it.
I'm thinking about going into
Patreon back channel
and just kicking all our wives and girls out of there.
Like without them knowing.
I give you her email.
Sorry.
No.
We need to clean it up.
We need to clean that up.
Get these thugs off the street.
I don't know what happened.
I'ma talk to Joe about the ad.
It's not working no more.
Maybe Patreon down, yo. We're talking to Joe about the ad, yo. Patreon crash, man, I don't know what happened. I'ma talk to Joe about that ad. Word, it's not working no more. Maybe Patreon down, yo. I'ma talk to Joe about that ad, yo.
Patreon crash, man, I don't know.
Yeah, that was on the main part, though.
You ain't do that on Patreon.
I'm trying to be, that was on the main part, nigga.
Yeah, but still, if they not on Patreon,
it buy us a day.
It buy us a day to get up out of that shit.
I thought I was dead clean.
I did a number one, Liffin' Up.
I went to the crib, whirr!
I had to go into the raw files.
It wasn't even edited.
No audio matches.
Oh, I just did it today, too.
I was in a bed like this.
And you got a manicure.
Psh.
Eh?
You got a manicure ever since all these ladies have
been coming through.
Oh, shit.
No.
All right.
No, no.
Don't engage, man. That's your lawyer. Don't do it, Flip. Let's No. Don't engage.
That's your lawyer.
Don't do it.
No, I got this.
No.
My wife deserves to have her husband's hand manicured when he's touching her.
And be clean hands and stuff like that.
You just discovered that 20 years in.
No.
Nakedelle's been dirty for 20 years now. She deserves it.
Big issues in the building.
Pause, library, whatever he's going by nowadays.
King Wawa, who knows?
Freeze is in the building.
Yes, sir.
You know what I mean?
95% of y'all, y'all will be lost, man.
5% I understand.
Absolutely.
Parks is in the building.
Elmira's finest.
You know the vibes.
Continuing history.
She's the best dressed and definitely the best jacket wearer to the park.
She's the best dressed and definitely the best jacket wearer to the park.
She's the best dressed and definitely the's finest. You know the vibes.
Yeah, man.
Continuing his streak as the best dressed and definitely the best jacket wearer to the
podcast.
I'll text you too.
Yo, how you keep the bottom of your sneakers clean?
I don't wear them outside that often.
Oh, that's what it is.
You take them off.
I wear different shoes.
Yeah, he wears boots a lot.
Fam, I've seen them just a few times.
The bottom look like this is the first time you have a water bottle.
No, but I think you have different flavors of those, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Niggas take pocket watching back to the 1700s.
That's what I'm talking about. which is a few, the bottom looked like, this is the first time you ever wore them. I think you have different flavors in those, right?
Yeah.
Niggas take pocket watching back to the 1700s.
They started looking at the bottom,
and you know, y'all, y'all brother,
I'm just saying, it's right here.
That was the fucking, that was the presence.
Hello, lad.
Hey, white man.
Hey, squire.
How is, hey, white man, how is now? How Howeth... Hey white man. Howeth thou...
How the bottom of those poof was so clean.
Oh man.
God damn.
I'm looking at 1700s, nigga.
That's what they did.
Whatever it was.
1700s.
Howeth thou soul is unsoiled.
God damn.
Corey is here, Paul is here, Erickson is here.
They got cash in his pocket too.
That's everybody that's here.
How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling?
Great.
How was y'all week?
Great.
How's your texts, DMs?
How's your fucking friend groups going?
Group chats, how's everything?
Come on, talk to them.
Come on, come on.
Beautiful, beautiful, man.
We getting ready for the weekend.
I think all of us getting ready for the weekend.
I got a heart out today.
Where you going?
Big game.
You going?
I know.
Come on, man.
That's a hell of a game the other night. Are you going today?
Come on man. No, tonight is Indiana.
I think we win in Indiana tonight, but I don't want to jinx it
because this comes out tomorrow.
Who knows? Fingers crossed.
Now you don't want to jinx.
I learned you one time.
Well,
a little jinx I did.
A little jinx I did already.
Yesterday I was home bored. And I do think that we're going to win Well, a little jinx I did. Come on, bring a little jinx in there. A little jinx I did already.
Yesterday I was home bored.
And I do think that we're gonna win.
I do think that we're gonna win the game.
So I got ahead of myself, and I opened up Instagram.
And I DM'd Jason Tatum.
I was hoping you didn't say that. I DM'd Jason Tatum. I was hoping you didn't say that.
I DM'd Jason Tatum.
I DM'd him.
I went right to the DMs.
I wrote, T-A, pop up.
You got a Y in your name.
How you spell Jason, nigga?
And I DM'd him.
What'd you say?
I feel like that's the real James I want to say.
I would say it.
Oh, man.
Don't say it.
Nigga, we won away. That's your ass in a minute.
That's your ass in a minute, nigga.
We won game away, nigga.
Fuck is you talking about?
You was looking for us.
Now we in, nigga, what's up?
That's what I said.
I did, I did, I did.
I did, I did.
I couldn't help it.
I couldn't help it.
Let's go, let's go.
Y'all bet, y'all.
I'll get fucked.
Don't lose.
Don't what?
He sent some crying emojis back.
He was like, nigga, y'all gotta deal with the Pacers.
Gotta turn me up some more.
Hey, nigga, Pacers is soft, nigga.
Hey, shit, we looking for y'all, nigga.
What's up?
Why would you put this in the air?
Nah, Hope Halliburton listened.
And then he said, boy, I hope y'all niggas win.
He said, you know what?
I pray y'all win now,
because you pissing me off.
Oh man.
And I walked it back a little bit.
You don't want to do that.
I walked it back.
I said, oh, don't talk tough now that y'all stacked, nigga.
We not healthy.
So y'all should win.
Do it out there.
But, I'm gonna talk shit the whole way through
until you do. Yeah. Hey,
how you man? Let's go home when we supposed to go home. I'm not. Conference final.
So you don't think there's no chance that the Knicks may win or could pull up 7
Boston? I'm a Nick fan, so I'm never gonna say that on a recorded device.
They could. Boston looks beatable. I did not say that to him. They look beatable. But Boston looks beatable.
Is Porzekis out?
Porzingis is out, right?
We don't know that.
He was out for the last few years.
He may come back.
But if he's out and OG is there, I think we tougher than everything they beat.
And I'm not starting with Porz.
No, no, no.
I agree with that.
I don't think we healthy, but I think we're tougher.
Mentally and physically.
But the guys that are injured,
can they be healthy by the time
all they're injured out?
No, no.
The Nick guys or the Boston guys?
Yeah, the Nick guys.
The Nick guys.
Only one, only one could come back.
We're missing four people that's important.
One of them might come back, Mike.
It's over, it's over.
Got it.
We rolling with the Villanova boys and that's that.
But anywhere in the world y'all want to start,
I am cool with, if you let me call it, it's Cardi B.
Yes.
It's a good start.
Talk your shit, man.
No, I can't.
You had your little crystal ball out a couple months ago.
I hate when he's right, son.
I hate this thing.
Why, though?
Because it's like, how you do it?
I think you're down with the Illuminati, for real.
You heard what your man said.
I think you're down with them.
If I was down with the Illuminati,
you think I'd hang out with y'all as much?
Yes, yes, to throw us off.
To throw the people off.
You're just that calculator.
You're cerebral.
I wouldn't.
You Professor X of the podcast, nigga.
I'd have been in Lenny S. Party.
No, you wouldn't.
No, you wouldn't.
You would not.
Yeah, you wouldn't.
Yeah, you wouldn't.
Yeah, you wouldn't.
The fuck is he talking about?
Hey.
What's up?
No, but you call a lot of shit.
You do call a lot of shit.
And I'm a hater, so I don't want to give it to the fact
that you've been in the industry for a long time
and you just have an eye for it.
So I want to accuse you of being down with someone.
Got some friends at Atlantic now too.
Let's over gloss over that part.
Atlantic's saying the opposite.
Yeah, nothing I say comes from a friend at Atlantic,
especially as it pertains to Cardi B.
We start with Cardi because Cardi B the other day said,
I'm not putting shit out this year, I'm relaxing.
And she went on, I don't know if that was spaces I heard,
it was spaces, she went on, I don't know if that was Spaces I heard, it was Spaces, she went on in, basically said,
you know, everybody's paying attention to the Kendrick
and Drake stuff, and I'm chilling, I'm on my vacay time,
my relax time, they'll get an album when they get it,
it won't be this year, for sure.
That's crazy.
That is nuts.
That's crazy.
Just to add perspective, and I love Cardi,
I love Cardi when we qualify. And I love Cardi. I love Cardi. John is a good one.
And I love Offset, I love them both.
But just to add perspective to this,
Cardi B's last album was six years ago, going on seven.
My last album was eight years ago.
Whoa.
Damn.
Just to give y'all perspective on where I am with this.
That's crazy.
Wow.
I never thought about it like that.
It didn't feel like it was that long ago, either.
Her last album.
What do you think it is, from a professional standpoint?
You think she just, it's just other things
take president over music?
You think that she has another way to remain popular
or to remain relevant?
I think it's a bunch of things, honestly.
Like, it's no singular thing.
She has how many diamond records again?
Look it up.
Records, like songs?
Songs, it was a couple of them.
I remember her posting that shit.
Yes.
And I think every song off her last album was platinum.
If she was coming from the standpoint of,
hey bro, I got enough money,
I'm not gonna get no fucking slap.
I would respect the shit out of it.
Well, a lot of newer artists are adopting
the I'm gonna single you to death formula, or.
She has three.
Three.
Or I'm just not gonna drop an album.
An album is not the most important thing
for some of these newer acts.
Especially when you could drop a single,
do some shows, make some money, right?
So I'm sure that exists in there.
Do you want to consider her an artist?
When you say new act, are you talking about?
She's got one album.
Yeah.
Any artist with one album, we would consider a new act.
Yeah.
She's never done a tour.
That's crazy.
That's a new, she's a new act.
She's just a hybrid, like she's an influencer.
So she's never out of the scene.
She's always in our face with something, and we love her.
And she'll throw a verse here and there
to remind you that, you know.
She's here.
I'm a rapper still.
But we don't,
we don't know how much of Cardi's shit,
we don't know what the creative team looks like for Carty today. I don't anyway
I mean we have some ideas we still see I read the credits still see party party in there party still over there. Yeah
That don't tell me much because it don't speak to parties of availability for an entire project
That may be fair. That's what he seems to be writing for a lot of people and doing his own stuff.
I don't know if the people that were there
for Invasion of Privacy are available in bulk today.
So I don't know how much that has to do with it.
I'm positive that fear is included in this.
That's what I think.
I think it's a lot of that.
That first project was just too successful.
I think that sets a very high bar. I think if she a lot of that that that first project was just too successful. I think that's that's a very high bar
I think if she gets one of them, I
Think she'll drop it. She like cuz y'all saying one of them
So being I don't even like when we do that up here
Let me just throw that out there cuz you gonna say that and you're gonna be right
One of them is hard. I know that's what I'm saying
Like four of them and what know, that's my point.
So she knows, bro.
And her label has spit on records
that they thought was one of them already.
So if Mel come out with a song and we think it's one of them
and then I go put a mil or two mil on it
and then it don't do nothing, all right, cool, I just lose.
And then she does that again in four months.
And then she does that again. It's like at some some point and that's where we get the Atlantic's involvement in this where they tweeted directly after uh
Carty's album is coming even if we have to sneak in the studio and steal it ourselves
I'm telling y'all that I that's not rollout
That's not them playing around I'm telling y'all that because all the people at Atlantic,
well, the important people are old Def Jam people.
And old Def Jam people, they was putting my second album out,
whether I liked it or not.
I had to find out on the sneak tip.
DJs was calling me.
Them niggas was holding listening sessions for music that wasn't done.
They was setting it up to roll out.
The label going to get their money one way or the other.
Cardi just may not know that.
Do you think that maybe she did that
as kind of like a fake out?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
What has happened here for the last few months,
Cardi's date was supposed to be before Nicki Minaj. They were
leading up to that. All of the behaviors said we're planning for that and then
they started moving the date around. Then they put some records out. Shit the
Rolling Stone cover just dropped. The Rolling Stone cover dropped right after
Cardi said that shit. What it looks like happened was,
at one point, Cardi and the label was on the same page.
If you're letting me just imagine this shit,
Cardi might have went there last week,
played an album, the label got super excited.
Hey, we finished, we've heard what we needed to hear.
And Cardi went somewhere and changed her mind
two days later, instead of telling the label,
she tweeted that.
Because the label would have stopped that Rolling Stone
cover, they would have stopped a few things from happening
if, all right, you're not done, you're not ready,
and you feel like this.
And the label typically would respect the artist
feeling like that.
Especially artists like her.
Cardi is the only, she's the exception at this point,
six years later.
Six years later, we spent all of this money,
you still here, we gotta make a dollar somehow,
you gotta come out, mama.
You are one of our premier acts.
You can't keep sitting back because you're scared.
Let me ask you.
That's what it looks like.
Do you think the success of Nicki's last album
plus last tour plays into that?
100%.
And I don't wanna to start mess between them.
But what Nikki did in terms of what she sold,
how fast she sold it and where she sold out
and how that tour looks and how some of them records
are performing from that album,
the comp was Cardi Nikki.
Yeah.
And if Cardi didn't want to put her album out
before Nikki dropped with all of this shit,
then looking at that ain't going to incentivize me to do it.
So I think it's a bunch of things.
I think it's creative based, I think it's fear based.
Competition based.
Competition based.
Meg's coming too.
Meg's coming too.
You don't think she cared about that?
No, I don't.
Not at all.
Not at all, it's levels. It's levels. Meg ain't ever sold enough records for
somebody like Cardi or Nicki to look at it like that yet. As a brand maybe, but we
talking about albums now. We talking about moving units. Yeah, but then that's
contradiction. What I mean is that Cardi is a brand and her brand doesn't require
her to sell records, but you just told me from the label standpoint, from Atlantic making their
money back because she's a brand, she has equity, she could do what she wants to
do and she doesn't have to sell records or put an album out, put an album out
because nothing is, what's the word I'm looking for?
Nothing is, I'm looking for a word.
Anyway.
You're just saying there's no need for her to do that because her brand is so big.
Exactly, nothing is happening to her.
Her mortgage is paid, Shane missing no bills.
So you talking about from the label.
Actually in the road, yeah, I'm 100% talking about
the label's perspective.
Got it.
You signed here before you were that big.
That's a fact.
And we putting money out.
The label's gonna argue you don't become that big
without us.
But that's a lot of arguments that happen.
You know what I mean?
With artists, this it is.
Wait, no, I interrupt you.
With artists and labels, these arguments happen
because technically Cardi was moving on the internet
before Atlanta came in.
That don't translate to records though.
I'm just saying, it don't translate to records,
but she was moving and she had a following.
He says it translates to her popularity.
Exactly.
Which is why Atlantic,
No, you're right.
Which is why Atlantic turned around
and we assume gave her a new deal.
See, that's the other part of this beef.
Or your internet popularity,
you don't translate to 10 million.
No, but hers did.
It did.
I didn't finish.
And we paid you for it.
I'm gonna forget it.
It don't translate into $100 million.
She pulled a move with Love & Hip Hop where she was able to do one season, cause popularity
and leave.
She was doing a lot of shit behind the scenes that niggas wasn't doing.
And her popularity was, it was showing that how popular she was and how her brand is big
within itself.
So I think that she thinks that and knows that.
And I understand what you're saying as far as the fear,
but I feel like if it comes between her and the label,
she may say, I was Cardi before the label came.
You wasn't.
No, she wasn't.
She wasn't.
She wasn't.
The invasion of privacy was definitely a label.
It's definitely a label.
Heavily assisted label.
That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like a flip. Cardi is at the Met Gala every year because definitely a label. It's definitely a label. No, heavily assisted. That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
Like a flip.
Cardi is at the Met Gala every year because of the label.
Okay, well explain different things to me.
Okay, got it.
Queen's Flip is Queen's Flip.
Yes.
Right?
You already got a following, you got it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're moving.
But now if you go get on Fast and the Furious
for the next three Fast and the Furiouses.
I got you.
You can say, yeah, I was Queen's Flip before I got here, but now you on Fast and the Furious, nigga, you a yeah, I was Queens Flip before I got here,
but now you on Fast and the Furious, nigga,
you a different Queens Flip.
You get what I'm saying?
So that-
I got it.
Yeah, I got it.
Yeah, Cardi has been a beneficiary
of plenty of branding opportunities
that I don't think may have been there
without the success of that album
and participation of the labels.
Okay.
And I do think they gave her a new deal.
I think.
Yeah.
I was thinking someone's mentioned about that.
When Invasion of Privacy came out,
solo album records here,
you wasn't getting another Cardi album
without addressing some of that shit in that contract.
So now, if you the label,
all right, I gave you what you wanted
at the peak of your success.
It's time to put something out. Got it. And peak of your success It's time to put something out. I got it
And like I said put some out every time we get ready
We get a single we roll it out. We do we we go above and beyond
We're not getting our money back
I just want to know what type of song people are looking for from Cardi or the label is looking for from Cardi or even
Cardi is looking for from Cardi or the label is looking for from Cardi or even Cardi is looking for from Cardi because I do like that enough record now it wasn't
enough clearly like that I didn't like that one I told you I didn't like it I
did like that no I said a song like like that but the songs have been like that
no no the song like that song like like that actually with the bad buddies. Oh, they go one of them
No, not that talking about Metro booming. Oh that type of stuff. I like it
I mean, yeah, I like it not that I'm talking about like a song similar to the the impact that that the Kendrick shit is
Having or that the Metro booming song is that I think they're looking for a record like I like it like that
I think they're looking for a record like that. I like it like that
Yes, this song was a smash. That was an amazing follow-up to Bodak Yellow and Bickenhead
Yeah, yeah, that shit was different
I don't think that shit was coming out of Bodak I thought about the original
Yeah, baby, I thought about that
The one they say it for.
They say it for, yeah, me, fuck them, I'm like,
wait, wait, what?
Who started that, Ricky Martin or what?
I still talk about him, like, why the fuck we talk about that?
See, but that's what I meant even when I was saying
that whole it's over for the girl rap wave,
and I was trying to speak from the labels perspective,
not the big artists
that will continue to be a force.
But part of that was even the songs
that were working for women aren't going
to continue to work.
Like there was a formula that seemed to be working
because the girls are good, but the labels made it work.
And that formula today doesn't
seem as effective and a lot of the women that that are the ones are struggling
in terms of the music not their brands or their influence or any of that who
did catch one though I ain't gonna lie that's shit she call maybe too. Why my bad pictures say?
She caught this.
It's working already. JT.
It's working?
Okay.
Every girl got it on Instagram.
I'm sure it's going crazy on TikTok.
As shit.
I bought sideways.
Hold up. Y'all clout this girl, she went and set up club tours, packed them out, stuck to songs
that was in her brand and songs that would last, have legs and work.
All the other girls seem like they're making moments, not all, but a lot of them are making moments.
Carnage just seem like she need a song, like a song.
That enough shit seem like, you know, I'm responding, I liked it again, but it seemed like I'm responding to some internet chatter.
It's momentary.
Hey, I'm tired of all y'all, nothing's enough.
That ain't something that the label could plan
to put a project out four, five, and six months afterward.
This OK shit is a song.
OK shit is fire.
This is a song.
You need a song, something that you can bank
on being played in four months.
Do you think they're also chasing something
that needs to be catchy, captiony, like I want,
like you said, it's going crazy on,
the OK record's going crazy on, it sound like that.
Like when I hear Cardi's records,
it sound like I want something that I'm making a record
with the purpose of it working on social media.
I feel like she's been trying that for eight years.
Like chasing that though,
not really trying to make a song that sticks.
I just want something that is gonna be a hit on the internet.
But that- She need to get out of that sticks. I just want something that is going to be a hit on the internet. But that, but.
She need to get out of that.
How hard though.
How when that.
Call Craig Kalman or one of them dudes
that's got a whole fucking hard drive
full of ready-made songs and call in
Carl Carell who is Rihanna's producer
who produced all the vocals on invasion of privacy
and just have the shit fucking manufactured
fucking amazing hits.
It's not, it's not.
Call the people to do them.
Yeah, yeah.
She got all the budget in the world.
Yeah, but it's hard to get out of that mind state
looking for that when that's what put me on.
I was just about to say.
I'm talking about some of the wealthiest people out there,
yo, if you can't take some time to get out of your own head
to benefit nobody but you.
Well, maybe that's the purpose of taking the time off,
quote unquote, and going on the vacation,
because it's quite possible
She's having a little bit of an identity crisis at this point because the landscape of music has changed so drastically
You know I'm saying like the sound this is the sound this is the sound that I hear consistently
This is the sound sexy red. That's the sound I
Don't think that's a huge departure from what she came in the door with.
And she could do that.
Yeah.
She could do that.
Like, Bodak Yellow's a moment.
Right. Yes.
And not an internet moment.
You could make an argument that's sort of ushered
in this whole fucking wave of.
So now you're trying to recreate that.
Yeah, which I think is a mistake.
And that's my point.
So if I made, you just said she has three diamond songs.
So why would I not be, if that's my bar,
I only got one album.
I got three diamond songs off of one album.
Miss artists that go their whole lifetime
without having a diamond song.
So now, that's my bar?
That's a hard bar to live up to, dawg.
And that's what I was kind of alluding to.
That's a really hard bar to live up to.
I'd be scared too.
Oh, please. I'd be scared too. Oh, please.
I'd be scared too.
I agree with that.
That bar is so high.
Now you take that and add it with the fact
that I'm in this, whether I'm in the competition or not,
everybody has me in this competition
with this other person who is super succeeding.
Dog.
That's a lot of pressure dog.
Nope, if that's the bar, then nobody changes that bar
but you.
That's true. You are the person to change it. But it's easier said than done. Okay, if that's the bar, then nobody changes that bar but you. That's true.
You are the person to change it.
But it's easier said than done.
Okay, so now I go put out some shit
and it does not link anywhere close
to what my last project did.
That's unfair what you do.
It's gonna be looked at as a...
I hate talking music, but y'all do, I swear to God.
No, but it's easier said than done from you.
There's no one, somebody could look at you
and say, nigga, you chose to retire.
Like, there's so much things people could say about you as well.
These things are easier said than done.
Nobody knows what's in their mind,
like, nobody knows what's in your mind
when you chose to stop making music.
Nobody knows what's in your mind.
Well, I've spoken about why I retired plenty of times.
People may not agree with it.
People may not agree with it,
and nobody can force you to do music.
So with her, it's the same thing.
She just probably owes a label.
With her, whatever it is, when you say, yo, yo come on you making it seem like she's just
excuses get up and do it then people can say the same thing to Joe. Joe go get up and do it.
Because retirement means there is nothing you could say to me. I have taken myself out of this.
I'm not playing no game. I'm running this on my own accord. If you end the game,
we're critiquing you like you're in the game. If she come out and say I'm retired, then I'm shutting the fuck up.
Got it, okay.
But you end the game.
True.
So there is no time for, the bar is too high.
No, you gotta do something if you're in the game.
But all of the things that we're speculating on,
these are things that she wouldn't readily admit.
Maybe not even to herself, you know what I'm saying?
So they could in fact be factors that are in play, but you know, maybe not even to herself, you know what I'm saying?
So they could in fact be factors that are in play, but it's like...
What?
It's like, this is...
I think part of being an artist is having uncomfortable conversations with yourself.
If you're not doing that, like if y'all want to just sit there and keep capping for shit,
hey, cool, then you're not doing that. Can't nobody make you do it?
But part of being an artist is having
uncomfortable conversations with yourself first
and then whoever else need to get them after that.
If artists can't sit there and tell
they self the fucking truth,
then you can't tell it to nobody else.
You can't go to the doctor and lie.
You're gonna walk out the door with the same problem.
You can't go to your lawyer and lie.
He can't defend you.
If you go to bed as an artist and lie to yourself,
you ain't hurting nobody but you.
I think that all of the pressure
that we've been talking about
and then the fact that everybody,
that whole sophomore jinx kind of thing,
that shit can really play a factor in analysis paralysis.
You know what I'm saying?
She could have a whole album made.
She could have like 40, 50 songs
and she's listened to them for the last couple of years
and she loved them at the songs and she's listened to them for the last couple of years and she loved them
at the moment but she's listening to them
and she's comparing them to stuff that's out right now
and succeeding and she's like, it's not good enough,
it's not good enough.
So it's like it's a form of analysis paralysis
where you just don't move.
It don't take six years to do that.
Granted, six years is a long time.
If you're an active artist, like I get it,
you make some music, you don't release it, the sound of music changes,
or you start hearing it different
and wanna produce different, then you go do that.
That still don't take six years.
There's nothing you can say about a six year hiatus.
Especially as a premier act where
the second you ready to go,
they're gonna roll it all out for you.
And I'm saying this kind because.
Some people gotta fight to get to that point,
like yo, my album is ready
Let's go and the labels like nah, we're not ready yet her when she ready to go they're gonna
Flick all the lights on and we let's get it
Imagine you as the label you've been planning this since September. It's about to be June
and
The artist you look on Twitter and see I'm chilling the rest of the year. Wait, what? Who else is coming out for Atlantic?
I'm tight.
I'm tight if I'm Atlantic.
Hell yeah. If I'm Atlantic I'm putting that album out by Hook or by Crook regardless of what she say.
Especially if it's a song that I like.
She might not like the song. Atlantic might be hearing something saying, oh we out here, we going.
We don't even need, we don't really need her participation.
We have the music we need.
Or they'll look at it and say,
once it's working, she'll come on board.
Leak that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know what I mean?
Like, yo, we got it now, look,
when she see what it's doing, we was right,
you know, you scared for whatever reason,
but look at the result, now she'll roll.
Listen, I ain't gonna keep coming here
and talking about how these labels
are trying to recoup the money
that they gave certain artists
and make that exempt for other artists. The labels paid some of y'all. Y'all take the money and do
what we do when we take the money. Gamble, buy prostitutes and pills. Jewelry, a car, a house.
Rappers ain't bought nothing outside of this.
Just think of that, house last.
That's what rappers do too. They're prostitution. house. Rappers ain't bought nothing outside of this. The house lies.
That's what rappers do too. The prostitution in the pills came before the house.
The prostitution in the pills came before the house.
Yeah, the label is on your Instagram page watching you laid on the floor perked up.
After they gave you the money. You're having a blast thinking or digging you a goldfish on the floor, perked up, after they gave you the money, you're having a blast thinking,
digging you a goldfish on the floor.
The label is on your Instagram page,
saying, hey, we paid this nigga something.
When are we gonna get, hey, they got,
the labels have board meetings and investors
and people they gotta answer to too.
For sure.
And they gotta justify some of that shit.
Popping perks in turn.
Only us, yeah, only us think,
cause we so poppin' that we just poppin'.
Nah.
I swear I came out too late.
I mean too early.
I came out too early.
Every six, five years you drop out,
I would've been fuckin' Jay Naslamar.
I would've been Jay Rick.
I'd have been...
They go, what?
Every five years?
I've just been fired.
Oh my God.
I got five years to put some heat together with all the budget in the world.
No, no, no.
Dog, they can't fuck with me.
And the world is on your therapy shit?
Oh man.
Oh boy. A little vulnerable therapy conversation on the album. Dog, they can't fuck with me. And the world is on your therapy shit? Oh, man.
Oh, boy.
A little vulnerable therapy conversation on the album?
I put Pump It Up out, and I went and fucking,
I went to every pool party, Atlantic City.
I was on a mean little 19-month run.
Kevin Liles had to call.
He had to call somebody.
Where at, hey, nigga.
Where's the next one?
Hey, where's your next album that you ain't started working on
that we approved budgets on
that's gonna take months to record
and then months to promote.
You had some heat, now you lost the heat.
Now you cold.
What you want me to do?
He was killing that shit, Kevin Loud.
I felt so dumb, but I was dumb, I was 22.
I was 22 to hit.
No, I'm running around, it's not time to work.
That's what I'm saying artists do.
If they go get they money, nigga.
Ain't time to work no more.
I don't know, it ain't time to work.
Man, some money you've never seen in your life?
Cardi B had the biggest house in the world
somewhere in Atlanta or Miami or multiple places.
The marriage is great, my husband is popping, I'm popping, and the Rolling Stone shit,
she showed a text where she's being offered
1.5 million to do a show,
and the person that she was talking to
that was representing her was like,
I think I can get him to two.
So you clearly are at this type of dollar amount.
Label what?
It's very hard to get that person
to do anything
that you want them to do.
If I'm being offered two million for a gig.
So I feel Cardi, but Cardi we need you.
I've been in movies now, more commercial.
Cardi we need you.
New York save you.
We need her man.
We do.
We need her.
We're ready.
We gotta keep letting all Atlanta people
put out amazing album after amazing album
after amazing album.
What are we gonna do as New Yorkers?
We need Cardi B.
We do.
Sorry.
Yeah, we do.
No, you right.
Sorry, maybe it's just my strip club head ass, but we need her.
No, I'm sure she got some slaps too.
No, I did outside the strip club.
Like, it ain't just strip club music she make.
Cardi, we miss you and we love you.
And we're looking forward to new music.
Yeah, stop frontin'.
Hopefully we get some new music.
She need like a-
You laughing at my sweet voice?
What you laughing at?
She's not like a little EP or something.
What are you laughing at?
Your sweet voice.
I'm sure she has multiple albums full of shit.
I know, but I'm just saying,
if you don't wanna jump right out there with the album yet,
you need to put a little four pack.
You need something to say, I'm gonna say.
Some low pressure shit.
You know what the women need?
The women need the Drake Kendrick Lamar moment.
That's what they need.
Because they all hate each other.
No, no, no, they don't.
No, slow down.
They do all hate each other.
No, no, but they really stand on business.
They don't need that.
That shit will get ugly.
No, what I mean is, Kendrick had to come out and say,
yo, I hate this nigga.
And then, civil war erupted.
The girls just need to come out and say who they hate
so they could get to the shits,
and then everybody gets the audience
and the instantaneous reaction that they need
so they can roll out their projects.
That's what the niggas is doing. Kendrick Lamar said that and ain't nobody get they ass whooped.
One of them girls say that it's gonna be some ass whoopings going on. And they're always,
you know somebody's always alluding to some shit on the blogs as it is. So that's just shit that
play different consistently bubbling under the surface. That's the other part you keep putting
out these records where you're putting out these records where,
you're putting out these records where it sounds like you're subbing somebody.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
A lot of these, all the way across the board.
Yeah, but wait, what do you mean?
That's happening all the way across the board with the women.
They've been subbing for a while.
Nicki can sub though.
I'm saying the women. They've been subbing for a while. Nikki can sub though. I'm not just, I'm saying the women.
But the girl that's on top can sub. The rest of y'all have to diss.
The rest of y'all have to diss. If I'm busy on tour and all my records is pumping and on the
spring coming everybody and everybody. Once you get the records you need, you don't have to play
all of the nigga games.
No, no, no, I'm not even talking to y'all.
Do y'all exist or you're a lie?
I'm not talking to y'all.
Hell no.
They got you sold out everything.
But if not, then yeah, I might have to fire something up,
especially if my target is popping right now.
But whatever, let me not start no trouble.
Yeah, no, a lot of women were mad at you for saying that it was,
I forgot what you said, but it was over.
The girl rapper wave.
The girl rapper was over.
A lot of people was mad, like even underground artists.
I'm like, niggas, so what?
I didn't look at it in any way because a month prior to that
you were saying the girls was putting it in.
Those are two different statements.
Explain, because you said the girls
putting it in your lot or?
The girl wave is over from the labels point of view.
Meaning the label are not finding one of y'all
with a little bit of audience,
getting y'all to BBL or the 360 package,
dressing y'all up, putting y'all
with some real gangster niggas,
paying to get y'all to record,
and paying for the rest of it.
No, they're not doing that anymore.
The labels are not doing that.
I think you were speaking directly from like
the influencer turned rapper perspective.
I should be wrong about that.
Yeah, the girl rap wave.
I didn't know that.
Which is I'm just looking for any girl.
With a little buzz going on there.
And we gonna make them both.
That's over with.
That don't mean girl rappers is over with.
Got it. That don't mean girl rappers over with with. Got it. That don't mean girl rappers is over with.
The girls can rap.
The projects.
If you can rap, then there's a place for you in rap.
The projects.
And there's quite a few that can rap.
Yeah, they can rap.
I just seen some money the other day.
They put up all the girls and they was doing grades, bars, lyrically.
Oh, I would like to see that.
It was interesting.
Nikki got an A+, Meg got an A, Lato got an A. Doja got a B, I would like to see that. It was interesting. Yeah. Nikki got an A plus, Meg got an A, Lato got an A.
Doja got a B, I think.
Doja got a B. Which I don't know if it's fair.
Cardi got a C or something bad that she shouldn't have got.
Cardi is lyrically better than whatever they gave her.
And everybody else was trash.
They'd have B on there?
B?
Bia.
Bia might have been on there.
She wasn't trash.
She's better than Abby. She wasn't trash. She's better than me.
She wasn't trash.
She's fine.
See, like the girls we named we could go.
With dudes.
But yeah, you need a record.
You do need a record.
And, Cardi, let me say this, and I'm getting off of you because I love you and your husband.
Come on back home.
That part too now.
Come on back home.
Come on back to New York come on spend some time
hey respectfully Nikki had to do it Nikki did it she came to quick yeah
Nikki was in LA making all that shit nobody was but I mean she was out there
and then she had to come out here and the vibe changed a little bit and the
song sounded a little different get that energy energy, come on. She go with the homies out. Come on, yeah.
Come on, get that energy, man.
Get it done.
And I'm saying that like I know she's not home.
I don't, I don't know anywhere.
I don't know Cardi's whereabouts or what she's doing.
I just know.
And look at it this way from the labels POV.
Boy, they gonna kill me for all this label point of view shit.
But, I mean.
Shit, you paying.
Yeah.
Your premier act is saying I'm
down before the summer starts yeah that's crazy it's the summer bad time
yeah that's bad time and a little cardio I'm gonna feel nice and what y'all been
gearing up for that's what it's supposed to be it's supposed to be in summertime
or latest September I want that remember they was trying to do it last year.
I know.
So now we pushed in it, we pushed in it.
Okay, cool.
We gonna ride this into next year.
I mean next summer and then here she come out and say,
yo, I'm not dropping nothing this year.
Not, I'm pushing it back.
I see y'all in 2025.
That's crazy.
It's set in May.
Yeah, if I'm the label, I'm hot.
I'm not gonna hold you.
Well, whatever drop.
As a fan, I'm hot. We still gonna. So we still drop. I'm buying it be clear
I'm still gonna buy I think it'll be good
I just think that that that girl that girl lane is crowded right now and you just you gotta be your best
That's why I think she got to get something out there, bro
Like I don't you know people are now doing the whole this was a mix tape off
Something she got to get something out there
Just got to get a little project out there.
Give us an EP or four pack or something
or give us a mix tape.
Give us something to gear up,
but you put in too much pressure on yourself already.
If you, I don't wanna call her scared
because I don't know if she's afraid,
but if you are second guessing dropping your album
right now, then give us, put something in the meantime
to warm it up.
No matter, but I doubt that would happen.
I said I doubt that would happen.
Put no four pack, alright.
That label wants that.
Why would I not put a four pack out?
Yeah, why not?
Because if the four pack is not well received,
or if it don't have one of them on there,
then I think that further complicates the problem.
I think that helps the problem.
Oh yeah, I said that helps.
I think that helps the problem. Now I know I say that helps. I think that helps the problem.
Cause now I know.
You're for a package of research.
Yes.
You only putting it out there to see what people want
from you and don't want from you.
That's a good point.
So if nothing work, then you have a good idea
of what not to revisit.
I think she need to go.
And if something works, we've seen it happen.
They're going to take that, roll that out.
And now that's your single on your album
And it bought you some time. It's a win-win. That's a good point. I
Think she need to get back in her grassroots bag
See people clown JT, but that JT move is the right move fam. It's hard to do that. That's why I say that's why I said
Nobody could change the bar
But you people gonna have those expectations of you until could change the bar but you. People gonna have those expectations of you
until you change that bar.
So your last bar is, and you keep,
the longer you wait, the more it goes,
the anticipation and the pressure and shit goes up.
That's a fact.
If you come out and now it goes back to,
let's say you do a buck 20.
You will get two weeks of people talking shit
that you didn't crack 200, but there's a new bar now
It is 120
That's manageable. Mm-hmm
She could do that in her sleep. Probably. I agree. It's only the expectation of
200 220 250 300 I just sold diamond
These are what my rates are based off of today over who I am and who I be
I can I'm not putting nothing out if the techs
are gonna change from 1.5 to 400,000, 500,000.
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Then I'm gonna try to milk the game.
So I do understand it, I do understand it.
She's in the spine.
Yes, it's a tough spot.
Milk the game, 1.5, nigga.
And the nigga said, I might, look, look, look. Call me Cal, you crazy? And the nigga said, I might get you two. I might get for it. And the niggas say, I might. I'm mad for a day's work. Look, look. Call me Cal, you crazy?
And the niggas say, I might get you two.
I might could get you two.
I'm an album UI.
What do y'all do when y'all people come to y'all
and say that?
Y'all, I got such and such ready to give you 1.5 right now,
but if you hold it, I think I might get it to two.
What y'all do?
Depending on the.
Depending on the person saying it.
Depending on the person. Y'all trust the person, it's y'all's person. I think they could get me to two. What y'all do? Depending on the person saying it. Y'all trust the person.
I think they could get me the two.
Work on that.
Go get that two.
Work on that and let me know.
Depending on who it is.
Crazy nigga.
Let me know.
One seven.
Sometimes if you push too hard,
you could lose the whole situation.
You could.
I think that's why I asked.
I think they just be partying.
No.
At least think about what I'm saying.
I just said that.
But what I'm saying,
you said they offering one five,
I might be able to get you two.
Nigga, if you get the one seven, let's dance.
I'ma take the one five and also what else?
I'm walking in off that ledge so many times.
What?
That ledge.
I think I can get him to three.
Nigga, who cares what you think?
If you don't take that two million dollars right now,
what the fuck are you talking about?
I'm the same way.
Now sometimes if I'm chilling and I'm cool,
hey go ahead and play a little bit.
It depends on what I was gonna say.
Play a little bit.
As long as it doesn't scare them.
It depends on your position.
It depends on where I'm at at that moment.
If I just did a show last month for 1.5, let's say,
and now you telling me, yo, if you hold off,
I might get them the two, I might be all right, cool,
go ahead and go get them two.
If losing to 1.5 hurt me, then I'll take it.
Nigga, if they would have offered one four4 and I knew I you know why y'all getting niggas at this guy
let me know we operating in good faith. Yo what I'm just saying but if you your people's you got
a relationship with say I know they go get it then yeah I'm gonna love it. Again Cardi we love you
we are rooting for you up here I think it need to go back to small clubs, strip clubs.
Impossible, I don't think that's possible.
Shit, I would have nine million people outside of Starlet.
I'm Cardi.
That's my heritage, that's my roots,
that's what I'm going back to.
And you know what, it's genuine,
it don't look like a ploy, this is who I am.
You know what I mean?
And they gonna push my, whatever record is coming.
See, that's the thing that stood out about enough to me.
As much as I liked that record,
I didn't hear it in the strip club twice.
In New York.
And that stood out to me.
The other night I was in the strip club
and they got the nerve to play the hook
on Not Like Us and cut it off.
Oh yeah.
Now I gotta put my coffee down.
And walk, yeah.
And take the long walk up to the,
hey big dog, hey voila.
And it was voila. Nah. And it was voila.
Nah.
And it was voila.
Yep.
It was.
I had to walk right up to that booth and look voila and I
and say, oh dog, you know you cut like,
nah, not like us off.
Right, it was only a hook.
He said, yeah, you want it?
I said, voila.
Nah, not.
That's my man, that's my man.
He killed it, but he went in,
he was doing a West Coast save. He went in the summer. Why'd you do all that shit? But man, that's my man. He killed it, but he went in, he was doing a West Coast set.
He went in the sun, watching, you know, all that shit,
but I need that now like us.
You're doing a West Coast set, you gotta let that play.
And then by the time he let it play,
the bitch that was dancing with me was tired.
She was exhausted, she don't do no cardio.
So I was like, no, I was like, oh no, keep this going.
Keep this going for the tape, come on,
keep this going for the tape.
Yo, it's time for my favorite part of the show,
Price Picks!
Come on, keep it going for the tape. Yo, it's time for my favorite part of the show, Prize Picks.
Woo!
Woo!
Prize Picks is the number one daily fantasy sports
app in all of the land.
Really super, super, really simple and easy to play.
All you have to do is select two or more players,
look at their projected stat line,
and pick more or less for your chance
to win up to 25 times your money.
And you can turn $10 into $1, less for your chance to win up to 25 times your money. And you can turn $10 into a thousand
with your chance to win up to 100 times your money.
I know a lot of people might've lost a couple dollars
on these first few Caitlin Clark games.
It does appear like the league has a good handle
on all that jump shooting shit she was doing.
They put the, and the Liberty beat them by 60 the other night.
They put the clamps on that white girl.
You see what they doing to her?
But I do think she'll be fine.
She'll be fine.
They clotheslining her, dog.
They might get a number one pick again, the fever.
See, that ain't fair.
For real.
They're going to lose all year like that.
Yo, bro.
But anyway.
They taking it personal?
Yeah.
They are.
This playoff basketball.
What else is there going on right now?
Hockey.
You been playing hockey?
Yeah, what?
What?
Yes.
The hockey money is.
Oh shit, I think the Rangers lost.
Yo dawgs.
Y'all don't know, huh?
I don't know.
I thought they won last night.
Did they win?
Somebody check.
Let me tell you something.
I don't know who's playing.
I don't know none of these 14 letter niggas last names
Are you just guessing no no let me do my yeah, they want
Yeah, go Rangers go Rangers yeah during the ad don't say these 14 letter nigga
Anyway, yeah, so there's basketball. There's baseball, there's hockey, there is no shortage
of things to play.
Hopefully some of y'all got good sense so you could win a couple dollars.
Summertime is a great time to have just a couple extra dollars I wasn't counting for,
accounting for.
Please don't forget to use the promo code J-B-P and go Knicks, go Knicks, go Knicks.
The Pacers are soft, Obie Toppin' is soft,
Halliburton is soft, Mouth Turner ain't soft though.
Mouth Turner ain't soft, and then Naismith, nigga.
And TJ McConnell ain't soft.
TJ.
Indiana's soft, nigga.
Indiana as a whole is soft, how about that?
Shout out to all our fans in the good state of Indiana
listen take that back hands out your he will not as I it's loose loose loose
my man go ahead get it you better take it back yeah I'll take it back I'll take
it back I'll take it back I want to be... You know you're the math girl. Look at you. Don't ever.
Aren't you bright?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You gotta get along with me.
And you know they got places in like Soho
and in the village that'll put the red back
on the bottom of these shits.
Alright.
You know what? I don't really give a shit about that.
These are. These are. My vanity does not roll like that
Okay, they are red bottoms
It's like you got dragged. It's showing once a year. Can't say that. It's like his old wallet.
Maybe they discontinued them.
They stopped making red bottoms.
Girl, who you ran from?
I walked outside with them.
That's from the reality show.
What's that nigga name? Jonathan Majors.
You went to one change to that nigga with them.
But the top of those shit still look good though.
They do. I still look good.
Yeah you did a fly.
Thank you.
Cause I was looking, I couldn't see the bottom
but I looked at the side with the,
I'm like damn that shit fucked up.
The side right here?
She ain't been to Louboutin.
I got caught in a grate.
10 years.
Yo what?
The train station shit?
I was walking and I-
The train station?
I, no I, whatever.
It was like a grate on the ground.
You know you're supposed to-
And you fell?
Stop.
Yo stop.
Man you fell on a grate, the metal shit in the street?
I didn't fall, it's just the heel went through.
Not like the baddies though, they walk around.
Yeah, exactly.
Real baddies run across them shit.
I was walking fast, I was on my phone,
I was talking shit, and that's what happened.
And I bet you got mad on the phone.
Oh fuck, I just got my foot stuck on the fucking grate.
Thank you, you motherfucker.
Call me back.
I fucking hate you, Joe. Wait, why do you hate me? Because you're playing a long walk. Thank you motherfucker. Call me back. I fucking hate you Joe
Because you're playing a long walk
You be watching nigga shit is great for a right time I saw this in the solid dance and fucked up
We watching nigga shit and it's ready for a right time. I saw that shit on the side like,
damn that shit fucked up, bro.
I was thinking about something like,
damn, what the fuck happened to battle?
That diamond dream is real.
Yo.
Yeah, you may have changed your whole position.
Now she got tucked to shoot.
That's fucked up.
She fly, she flee.
I, I.
Has been, she flee.
I'm dope.
Thank you.
Very nice. They were. Well, you guys. I'm dope. Thank you. Very nice.
They work.
Well, yeah, you guys are early.
2003?
It falls into vintage.
Wow.
Stop.
Oh, yeah.
One of the stylists on the video shoot, she's like, I want to keep these.
Hey, I've been here before.
You all need these?
Yo, hey, I'm keeping this shirt.
Hey, I like this.
They're like, all right, Joe, you got to pay.
All right, I'll give you a couple dollars.
She get me, man, I got some shoes.
Oh my God.
They're a little bit, did she?
It's all right.
A little bit, but yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh.
You gotta find a cobbler.
Oh, all right, man.
We'll get you a cobbler.
You still got the Scooby-Doo's?
Get you right.
I haven't found a good one here.
What Jay said?
What?
A cobbler.
What's that?
People that repair shoes.
Oh, no, they got them everywhere.
They put the red back on. still have past Scooby-Doo
That's a big on Instagram
What brand is it Scooby-Doo's
Which what are my Scooby-Doo's? I'm just saying when Jay said she got the Scooby-Doo's remember and excuse me. Excuse me miss. Oh, I don't remember
I know you got a pair of them. She's you'll have to, I don't know what they are.
Those shits are like 04.
I'm thinking about- They are not,
they are fucking 2000.
Shits look like Scooby-Doo got a whole lot.
All right, well the next topic I have for you beautiful people.
Man, this next topic is really gonna fucking bring the vibes.
Oh wait, I don't know what that is, get out of here.
I present to you guys Harrison Butcher.
Oh, shit.
Hopefully, I can get a good gender war out of this.
He was in his bag.
I think that he sounds like someone.
I just can't quite put my finger on it.
Who could it be? My memory is bad
I got I heard it and I was like damn I got like a brain freeze
Like to hear yes
Here it goes
I clearly didn't pay my wife. Yeah, the anticipation is killing us. I got a little circle load and they tried to lead it
They're gonna play this today. Here we go. Congratulations on an amazing accomplishment
This is speaking at a graduation. I think in your lives
I want to speak directly to you briefly because I think it is you the women who have had the most diabolical lies told to you
How many of you are sitting here now about to cross this stage and are thinking about all the promotions and titles you are going to get in your
career? Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world but I
would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your
marriage and the children you will bring into the school. I can tell you that my beautiful wife
Isabelle would be the first to say that her life truly started when she was married location as a wife
I am the prime on the stage today and able to be the man
I am because I have a wife who leans into her devoted her whole life to me
I'd be honest with the many talents God has given me but it cannot be one of them
That all of my success is made possible
Because a girl I met in being class back in middle school And she's one of them. That all of my success is made possible
because a girl I met in being class back in middle school.
Is still supporting me.
Is the nerve to fucking be crying.
And letting me walk all over her dreams.
Become my wife.
Go ahead, you chugging up.
It's tough.
One of the most important titles of all.
Doing the dishes.
It's home.
It's home.
Bum.
Oh shit, they clapped.
They clapped.
They clapped.
Glad they had that n***a off the stage. No, no they clapped. Standing o. Oh
No, he went crazier but I mean
There's a long speech Let's see where you go after that. She's a primary educator to our children
She's the one who ensures I never let football or my business
Our children she's the one who ensures I never let football or my business She keep me in check I'm a distraction from that of a husband
She's a person that knows me best at my court
We will both attain salvation salvation
Say all of this to you because I've seen it firsthand
How much happier someone can be when they do the fucking chores outside and move closer and closer to God's will.
But if you ask the day, if she has any regrets on her decision,
she'll say no hesitation and say, absolutely no.
Heck no. Heck no. Heck no.
Ladies and gentlemen, come on now.
Come on.
Big H.
Big H.
Listen, Cat Williams said this the year of truth.
Oh, shit.
He said this is the year of truth.
Now, as a podcast producer extraordinaire,
who can I toss this topic to to get the best results?
Flip. No? No.
No.
No.
Is it Mel?
Is it Ish?
Is it both?
One of y'all.
Has to be Harrison.
Have to be Juan Soto.
Y'all have to be Juan Soto and Aaron Judge right now.
What was his wife's name again?
Isabelle.
Isabelle.
Melissa Belle. And Ishabel.. Isabelle. Melissa Belle and
Isabel.
Isabel.
Isabel.
Isabel.
All right, come on.
Fast reaction, fast reaction, hot topic.
Mel, go ahead.
Come on, Mel.
First of all, context, he was speaking at a Catholic college.
He was.
Okay, so that's why the whole, I mean, besides the fact that-
That's why they were feeling that shit.
That's why they were feeling that shit.
That's why it was like a fucking round of a fucking applause.
Okay, okay.
You know, so there was that context, but...
I thought y'all told me y'all was Catholic.
Exactly.
Why are you dissing Catholics like that?
We're not dissing Catholics.
It gives context to why his speech was so...
Are you Catholic?
Are you Catholic?
I was baptized Catholic, but I've never...
You're Catholic.
So what do you think about the speech then?
I've never been a...
Fuck. You're asking me?
Well you're Catholic, you said the Catholic was Catholic.
The independent, grown ass woman who's handled her own shit,
never got married, never had kids,
you're asking me what I think about his fucking speech.
Yes, I'm asking you.
Aren't you Catholic?
I am not Catholic, I have never practiced Catholicism.
I've never gone to a Catholic school.
But I had no choice, I was like fucking a baby.
So you're an independent Catholic.
I am, I'm not even a lapsed Catholic.
You're a seven day avengers.
I am.
You're a modern Catholic.
She's a seven day avengers.
I am.
Like one of Twitter Catholics.
You're a Jehovah's Witness?
Independent Catholic.
Nah, people, yo, yo, no. People be fucking picking on Jews when they wanna...
Like I said, you're a free agent.
Yeah.
I didn't do that.
I'm a Baptist.
Is anybody else here Catholic? She's a Baptist. I knew it. Are you Catholic? Imani's a Catholic agent. Yeah. I didn't do that. I'm a Baptist. Is anybody else Catholic?
Are you Catholic?
Imani's a Catholic.
I am.
All right, so back to now.
My mother grew up Catholic.
She was like a day girl in a convent.
And she made a pact with her best friend
who was also Catholic that they weren't going to raise
their daughters Catholic because of the subservient mindset
that you have to have as a Catholic woman.
She was like, no, fuck that. But you got time to be subservient. that you have to have as a Catholic woman.
She was like, no, fuck that.
But you got time to be subservient.
You work two days a week.
Wait on that.
I do not like the word subservient.
I don't even know that word.
We don't know what that means.
I got it from you.
It basically means that you serve your man.
It's Isabel.
It's fucking Isabel.
Don't they say in the wetting vows to love, honor, and obey?
Yeah. And sweep?
You know you can change those vows.
I'm not married.
And you know if I ever got to the altar,
I would have been like, we got to change those obey parts.
You got to get there, though.
Yeah, exactly.
You got to get there.
To change it.
Yeah, it doesn't look like it.
All right, so you are against what Harrison Bucker is saying.
Because you're not with serving a man.
We can see. You keep that shit up. It's nothing to do with serving. We support her
I I like I like the idea of partnership. That's what I like. I like the idea of
Gives him no problems. You know, whatever the fuck you want. That's a good relationship
You're providing and taking care of the home.
Exactly.
Okay, well she made a choice.
And it seems to me.
She's happy.
Yeah, she seems to be.
By all accounts, by his account, she is very happy.
Well that's the only account.
Thank God bless her.
What other account, man?
Maybe hers.
I don't know, I just think it's wild that this guy.
She said heck no.
Yeah.
She did say heck no.
She said heck no, by golly gee. She said heck no, I just think did say, heck no. She said, heck no. By golly gee, she said, heck no.
I just think it's wild.
Whoa.
Shut up.
I just think it's wild that this motherfucker stood up
on a stage at a college commenced,
for a college commencement speech.
All of these women spent.
Y'all paid this tuition for nothing.
Go home and serve your man, bitch.
Your real role in life.
That's crazy. It's put on an apron, get pregnant,
and start doing the motherfucking laundry.
Y'all wasted that 300k.
Meanwhile, meanwhile, meanwhile, his mom
is a fucking physicist.
Is a physicist.
His mom is a physicist.
Maybe she's unhappy.
And his dad was some ill shit too.
She's not.
I'm just stopping, guys.
She's been happy.
You have to get the background check on me, Harrison.
Well, people started background checking this motherfucker
after this speech.
And they were like, hold on one second here.
Let's check out how you were raised and shit like that.
Was your mom the happy homemaker that your wife is?
And no, she's a physicist.
And she's like, she's-
You can't be a physicist and do the dishes?
I'm not saying that.
I'm just saying she wasn't in the house
with an apron on, on her fucking knees. Hey, be a real one do the dishes? I'm not saying that. I'm just saying she wasn't in the house with an apron on,
on her fucking knees.
Hey, be a real one.
Get you an influencer.
I just feel like as a-
And he's also super privileged, because his mom's a physicist.
His dad is also some kind of finance whiz
or something like that.
So he grew up in an upper middle class home.
As did you.
I didn't.
No, the fuck I did not. I feel like I didn't, no the fuck I did not.
I feel like as a, wait now.
No the fuck I did not.
I'm sorry, because I'm not trying to be funny.
You did not come from middle class?
I didn't, I said upper middle class and no I did not.
Especially, especially.
Where'd you come from?
She was a latchy, latchy kid.
I was a latchy kid, both my parents worked.
And then when my father passed away
and it was just my mom.
Wait, wait, wait, I don't know what a latchy kid is.
I don't know what that is.
You know what a latchy kid is. I don't know what that is.
You know what a latchkey kid is.
The kid that took care of themselves.
Yeah, we had to, you just don't agree with my.
No, I understood from context.
I heard latchkey kids were bad moms.
He was lying to you the whole time.
He never agreed with you.
Wait, so you raised yourself.
With cats.
Remember she had the animals.
The animals were going to look out for you. She told us. I told you. My dad on the way in the animals. Remember she had the animals? The animals were going to look out for you.
She told us.
She came home and there was a bunch of animals there.
They were going to hold you down.
The cats told us.
Meow!
Be witch.
Da da da da da da da da.
Holy shit.
Yeah, at 13, nigga.
Oh yeah.
Man, she was a realtor.
I got it.
Man, I feel like as a woman in the podcast, you should support Isabel.
You should be more supportive.
Why?
Because Isabel, hold on, Joe.
Because Isabel is comfortable in her position.
She's comfortable.
You should not speak, you speak, you more mad for Isabel than she's mad for herself.
I'm not mad.
I'm not mad for Isabel.
She recognizes her man is the provider and she recognized her role in that relationship. I'm not mad for Isabel than she mad for herself. I'm not mad at her. I'm not mad at her. She recognizes her man is the provider,
and she recognized her role in that relationship.
I'm not mad at Isabel.
So you support Isabel, yes?
Go.
She can't be mad at her.
She keep looking for providers.
She had them, but she fucked them up.
All right.
Nigga, you got 81?
She trying to double back.
Meet me at the gala.
No, nigga, no.
She showed up at parties. I'm going to fight you after this. You was at the gala. Oh, nigga, no. She showed up at parties.
I'm going to fight you after this.
You was at, broke a shop house, nigga was up there.
Stop spreading fucking rumors.
Can we hear from anyone else on our less than distinguished
family?
Misogynist.
Oh, shit.
Is there anyone else with thoughts on this?
And by anyone else-ish. I think you sound like an asshole.
I think he sounds disgusting.
Give it up, what you mean?
Break it down.
You can't tell a woman where her place should be.
I think every relationship works differently.
I think that some women really would prefer to watch.
Stop, man, move, dog.
It's a lot of women out here that that is what
their ideal thing is to raise the kill.
All right, enough.
We heard enough from you.
We heard enough from you.
Yeah, go check on him.
Yeah, because he lost his wallet.
I just want to see how it feels to be here talking shit.
He lost his wallet.
Pulling shit, right?
Being pulled in shit.
Nigga, you was a liar.
You can't wear sweats, nigga.
What's up? Who said that? She can't wear. What's the shit they said? We your girl can't wear sweats. She can't wear, what's the shit they say we said she can't wear?
Nah, his misogyny powers was in the wallet.
So now he's just talking like a normal dude.
You think he's bullshit for real, Ash?
Yeah, what the fuck?
You don't think he should be able to run his household how he see fit?
I've heard you say that a bunch of times.
I do, I think that I was starting before I got cut off.
It's a part, you're gonna get cut off.
It's typical.
I'm far from.
What I'm saying is I think that their relationship is how their relationship run.
I think every relationship is different, but for you to tell who knows how many college women
that just graduated that their ideal life would be to serve their dude is crazy.
But that's the practice in Catholic mythology.
That's not true.
That's not true.
I've dated girls that are Catholic. And what happened? the practice in Catholics, what's the mythology? That's not true. That's not true. That's not true.
I've dated girls that are Catholic.
And what happened?
They held me down like motherfucking tin toes
and took care of me when I had shit some of them.
That's what, so you're, that's what, exactly we agree.
Cause you was a millionaire by 28.
So that means before 28, they was holding you down.
They helped me get there.
So then you agree with him.
You agree with what he's saying.
I'm lost with y'all.
My nigga, he said a woman's role is to go home
and take care of the family and take care of the household.
And him.
Yeah, but don't worry about working.
So he can go get it.
Yeah, don't worry about working
and none of that other shit.
I've had girlfriends when I didn't have a dime
that held me down and bust they ass
and worked and all of that other shit.
So yeah, I don't agree with what he's saying.
Are you crazy?
Did you watch all the cults and how the women,
cathology, listen.
Catholicism.
Catholicism, take that.
Oh wait, you don't agree with what he's saying
because in his story, the girl don't work.
Yeah, he's saying.
And in your story, the girl works.
He's saying, basically, your job is to sit at home
and let your man go work and you sit at home.
But outside of the work portion, you agree with
what he's saying about how a woman should care
for her partner.
I think that both partners should care for each other equally.
I don't think that it's a woman's job to cater to her dude
without her dude catering to her back.
That's what I'm saying.
And not only that, in the beginning of this-
You're trying to trip me up, it's not gonna work, so-
Let me ask you a question.
I'm not trying to trip you up.
Let me ask you a question,
I'm gonna get a little personal with you.
If you had a choice, would you have your lady stay home
with the baby while you go out and work?
Because you are a provider, she could just still go
on vacations. No.
No, you wouldn't, so she has to work.
She don't have to, preferably, ideally,
I would prefer for me and my girl
to run a business together.
Got it, we're talking about nine to five,
not a business together.
Oh wait. That's my ideal.
Oh wait. Got it.
Wait a second.
I agree with that.
He got me?
Hold up.
You're making a little bit of sense,
and I figured out why.
I want to take your girl's mom out of the picture.
Ah, I was going to get to that. You there, you beat me to it. I want to take your girl's mom out of the picture.
Ah, I was going to get to that. You there, you beat me to it.
Yeah, because I remember him saying,
his girl's mom come over, start cooking a plant,
picking the plants, natural foods, and yada yada yada.
And a lot of people have that mom, somebody mom,
to come in and do that.
I thought you were going to make the analogy that maybe in the work situation you guys
run a business but she's your business chore person, like she's your assistant.
No, there's nothing wrong with that.
I don't see nothing wrong with that.
I went to a company the other day, I won't say the company, but. And the dude I was dealing with, he was working, his son was working for the company.
The wife of 50 years was the receptionist
and glue to the whole company.
So it's like, all right, this nepotism is fly.
So I ain't mad at that, the wife being in charge
of like clerical and everything else.
True.
A lot of them companies can't run without that one person.
Exactly, I agree.
You gotta tell him like, a lot of them companies can't run without that one person. Exactly, I agree. You gotta tell me, like,
a lot of companies can't run without that one person.
So if y'all don't have that pillar to lean on,
then what are your views?
Which pillar you talking about?
Your girl's mom. Your girl's mom.
My girl's mother don't do nothing for me.
You said your mother, your girl's mother stopped working,
came and helped take care of the baby,
and then you said this.
I'll answer you.
My girl's mother is our childcare provider.
So he said without that.
What if she wasn't there?
Then I would pay a childcare provider.
What are you talking about?
You wouldn't want to do that,
then have your girl do it?
If you had the option.
If I had an option, if I was like,
rich, unlimited funds,
I could run my businesses from home, me and my girl.
Me and my girl in my household operate equally.
My girl don't have set chores.
I wash dishes, I clean my house,
I clean around the toilets, whatever the case may be.
My girl's job is not to do house shit.
We collectively do house shit.
Some days I feed my daughter.
I wake up at four in the morning, I go downstairs,
I warm up the bottles, I do all of that shit.
That's not my girl's job. If you didn't have limited funds and you had a job that had you that you could run the household
But you had if you have the house
Hypothetical situation to make him look like take every single option away to the point where I have to say yeah
My girl gotta stay home with the kids. That's what y'all are doing.
I answered y'all question from an idealistic standpoint.
Ideally I would want me and my girl to run a business together.
And the chores in the household are ours equally.
It's not my girl's job to clean the house.
It wasn't tight.
I'm not tight at all.
Hold on, hold on.
Me, I wasn't trying to do that.
I'm trying to look at your current situation that you have right now where you have to
leave your house to run your business.
You can't run it from home. Gotcha, right? Mm-hmm. So in this situation, like he said take moms out of the picture
would you prefer it where your lady stayed home and
Basically took care of the house in your door. Of course you would want you or your girl to take care of your child together
But flip that scenario if my girlfriend had a job
that paid the most money, I would sit at home
and be Mr. Mom with my daughter.
That's what we're saying.
It's not a gender thing.
It was like that with me.
Nobody was trying to try.
I stayed home with the kids when my wife was working,
when I was, in the beginning.
I did.
You're a husband.
Yeah, I'm a husband.
Mr. Mom. I stay home.wives. Yeah. I'm a husband.
I stay home.
Don't laugh.
I stay home.
Watch your fucking mouth.
Let's see where y'all going with this.
I stay home.
And they get infected.
Shit.
And on top of that,
I do agree.
How old was the kid?
They was very young.
I do agree with Ish.
Like you would want your,
in today's society,
you would want your woman to work
or do what she wants to do
because being in the house,
it can lead to misery, uncomfortableness, postpart,
a lot of shit that just happened of just being in the home.
You know what I mean?
So you gotta look at that from two different lens.
Like those women, what's the Catholicism?
Thank you, help me out quicker, please.
I went to my Catholic bag, I'm sorry.
That was misogynistic too.
And I snapped.
Thank you, I'm sorry man.
Read my mind.
They come from a line, if you understand,
I understand what he was saying.
I don't know, greed sounds crazy, but if you grow Catholic,
a lot of women cater to their men.
They take care of the home, they go to church to church Monday Tuesday Wednesday. They cool with the pastor and they hum
And they bring the kids the white people. I watch a documentary
All right, that's enough of that time
You got the phone, you got, killing that shit, I killed that shit.
Rapping flows for yourself.
Get out of there.
Oh my shit.
Holy shit.
They come, y'all.
They try to call you a misogynist.
I will talk about it later, but they try to call you,
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
They try to play with my man.
They try to call you that shit on Twitter.
Oh.
I ain't like that shit with people saying,
I don't like that.
Ayo, real quick.
Let me get my shit up.
Ayo, Mandy.
You told me,
come out and defend my man, for real.
Now you cool, I almost called your phone.
Now come out and speak against
when these niggas is talking crazy
and say what you said.
Know what I'm saying?
Speak against these bitches that's playing with my son.
No disrespecting, I know I may get edited out or bleeped out.
You my peoples, you cool.
He ain't gonna say nothing, you cool with him too.
But come out and say,
cause you know what niggas is paying narratives with my man
and I don't like it.
And that's not, you don't agree with that.
I do feel like it's easy to kick a nigga down.
I'm not saying that's what you doing, Mandy.
It's easy for us to kick a nigga down and jump in.
But when it's time to defend a nigga to look good
and dispel these narratives or these things that happen,
we don't wanna do it.
I don't like that. Got a problem with that. that if anybody I would want to be defended by people whether you like me or not
I would want the truth to be out there of what you've seen and what you witnessed and yeah, sorry
I just it was in my mind this whole week
Okay, okay
Don't even know what you're talking about
We're lacking some context. For real? I'll talk to them off camera.
Okay.
All right.
Did y'all see Kel Mitchell on Shannon Sharp?
No.
This is a good opposite side of the story.
Exactly opposite right there. So in the interview. I did not see the interview. I've seen the clips like everybody else.
I'm only talking about that. Okay. That's what I'm talking about. Okay. There is a clip.
The few clips. Well, yes. And he's explaining that his wife had two children outside of the marriage on him and he stayed for the kids.
Like a bitch.
Yo where's the Dick Gregory shit?
He really said that?
How long is this audio?
Did we have it?
He said this?
It was a clip on it.
It's quick.
Really?
Y'all talking about me?
How do you feel about that man?
There's more.
There's way more. So he's all I'm talking about.
How do you feel about that, man?
I'm judging.
There's more.
There's way more.
So he's going to find the clip, so.
I'm judging any of y'all that went to see this interview
saying, hey, gotta check out that Cal Mitchell.
I'm judging any of y'all that knew his last name
was Mitchell.
I'm judging y'all who had the retention
to get far in the interview.
Because that nigga is clearly off.
I've seen other interviews with him
where he don't seem to be in the greatest spaces. He said that. I want to tell y'all. I think he said he went bankrupt and shit.
He was fucked up. Mine is juicier. Shut up with that bankruptcy shit.
I got another theory. Nigga, when your money fucked up. Go ahead though, I'm listening to your bullshit.
I can't say it. You know I can't say it, but you read my mind. You can read my mind.
You know why? I think he a little off.
Come on, don't go to that Nickelodeon shit.
I can't find it.
Y'all know I do.
Well, he takes too long to pull up the clip.
I'm trying to find it.
I can't find that shit.
Kel was on Nickelodeon, right?
Don't do that.
I knew he was going there.
Come on, man.
I know he was going.
He suing them niggas.
Yeah, he better.
He better.
No, Ted Snider suing them.
Oh, yeah, yeah, homeboy suing.
Yeah.
Kel, I love you.
All right, I think I'm sorry about any.
Don't, you cannot do that.
I can't say I'm sorry.
What are you apologizing for?
Cause something happened in his life
that he's off a little bit.
I'm glad his daughter came out.
I'm glad the wife, the baby mama,
and the daughter came out to speak up.
He just sounded off.
He sounds off.
What did they say, what did they say?
What was their response?
I got the clip too.
All right.
Tell them that the baby that was aborted wasn't mine.
You are immediately married within a line.
Pause this, and that's the other thing.
Now niggas is going on Shannon with just idiocy.
Just gossip, random shit.
With just the dumbest shit in the world, shit that ain't none of our business, going on Shannon with just idiocy. Just gossip, random shit.
With just the dumbest shit in the world,
shit that ain't none of our business,
nobody cared about y'all defaming people,
y'all kicking people into bed, family members.
This is off the heels of Tom Brady saying
that he does have some regrets over the roast
because of how it affected his kids and their mom.
So y'all niggas that's running to Shannon
just looking for a moment, I think it's embarrassing.
I think it's fucking real low level.
But I mean, that don't surprise me, this nigga.
Go ahead.
Thanks.
Cal Mitchell.
I gotta come into work.
Already.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
So the marriage was never the same after that, was it?
No, it was, this is at the beginning.
You know what I'm saying?
This is right at the beginning. And so within within that process she probably should have kept that to
herself well you know I'm glad she didn't and so within that process with that being known it was
like yo with even in being you know the pregnancy she almost died within the pregnancy so that was
a hard time too right it was a lot you, it was other times She had gotten pregnant other things and it just got to a point. She got pregnant again. Why y'all together? Yeah, anyone you
These were things that were being with me
Huh I mean, these were things that were being revealed. What do you want to hear, Kel? She tell you this. Like this nigga has never been this boy. Huh?
Yeah.
He lost me when he got the two.
He lost me when he got the one.
Know what I'm saying?
It happened the first time and then he stayed
and then he did it again.
Sometimes it's good.
Sometimes it's not.
That one, I'm leaving.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying.
How did you get the two?
Oh, yeah.
Some niggas be, I'm not saying,
some niggas be corny and they
put in their life and then.
Some Tinder dick niggas are in here.
Yeah, Tinder dick.
And the girl is a sniper, she got him.
She got the good wet shit,
she can make it wet on demand.
But she is wet over there too though.
Fam, I don't care if she had a waterfall button
in her box. That's hate.
It's not hate.
That's not hate. That's not hate.
That's hate.
All right. Some niggas ain't you, niggas. Some niggas ain't light skinned with light eyes, nigga. I's not hate. That's not hate. That's not hate. That's hate
Some niggas a light skin with light eyes, I'm not like
This was up at a
Money don't wash away the lameness
We know so imagine if you was this handsome and lame and you and you have bread I'm I'm saying. You smooth nigga. Look what the lady ass said.
Yo, you said.
That's my type.
Itch nigga.
It's gone.
You said everybody not light skinned with light eyes.
These niggas was famous.
They got bitches jumping out the ceiling for them.
Okay, I don't know about that.
You're bugging.
I don't know about that.
Well, let me just.
That might be going a little bit too far.
There was a lot of smooth dogs.
Not everybody who's famous gets a gift of time.
Them niggas was them.
Keenan and Kels was them.
Tell them. Them niggas was them for Keenan and Kelz was them. Tell them.
Them niggas was them for a minute.
They were not them.
Ooh.
They weren't them.
So Kel couldn't bag you.
You are wrong.
No.
You are older, respect.
So you are wrong.
Mel, you.
For the people in their age group, they were them.
I promise you, you are 1,000% wrong.
She was on some Cartoon Network shit.
Hey, suck a dick, mother fucker.
Parts.
Google right now how old Kel Mitchell is. OK. Let's go, Mel. Because I don't feel like I was, motherfuckers. Parts. Google right now how old Cal Mitchell is.
Because I don't feel like I was in my 30s when fucking...
Shut the fuck up.
When Good Burger came out, come on now.
Like...
Wait till off camera.
That's 45, yeah, I guess you're right.
Right, exactly.
So they are in my fucking age group.
Shut the...
I'm going to fuck you up.
I've been here for almost 24 years.
I'm gonna fight you too.
Listen, curse him too.
Why you cursing him?
Mel, they may not be your cup of tea, granted.
But these niggas had a line out the door.
Out the door.
Kel coulda bagged Mel, nigga.
You are wrong.
I promise you.
I'ma fuck you up.
I'm dead last year.
Don't assault me.
If Mel was on the set of Good Burger,
Kel coulda got Mel, nigga.
Who was that?
Kel with the braids?
He definitely had you.
No.
Had you.
Mayonnaise them buns.
No, yo.
What the fuck, bro?
Holy shit.
I'm playing.
Okay, so your wife getting pregnant
from another guy that's deal breaker?
Yes, what?
No, don't say what? If my wife getting pregnant from another guy that's deal breaker
What if my wife
Another dude just taking the temperature
Mel could have back Calcutta back now for fuck's sake keep it out now would have been welcome to good burger home with a good
The fact that you remember. That shit was lit.
Wait, you don't remember that?
Talk about it Mel.
Yeah, yeah, it's true.
Welcome to Good Burger.
Welcome to Good Burger.
Can I take your order?
Who loves orange soda?
No? Oh, yeah, you just you weren't inside.
I mean, they were they were they were they were
they were extremely popular back then.
Yes, it's just right.
It's extremely popular.
But you know.
They might have both flipped male.
Fam, the fact that you are sitting on a...
Oh, shit.
You already...
Big Mac?
What a trip.
A treasy.
They would have ran a treasy.
Y'all listen.
The fact that y'all are foul.
Y'all are foul.
You going to let him say that?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Nigga, fuck you, man.
Nobody know what the truth is now. Who said that? What's wrong't touch me. Don't do that. Don't touch me. Fuck you, you little...
Nobody gonna want to train him now.
Who said that?
What's wrong with you, nigga?
That's my line.
Nobody said that.
Nobody said that.
Yes, you did, nigga.
They were the flipkeen and they can't win a round of train on Mel.
Who said that?
You said that.
Yeah, you said that.
Yeah, you said Trissie.
Yeah, you said all that.
Yeah, you said all that.
Yeah, you said all that.
Yeah, you said all that.
Yeah, you said all that.
Yeah, you said all that.
Yeah, you said all that. Yeah, you said all that. Yeah, you said all that. Yeah, you said all that. Yeah, see? No, the fuck I wouldn't. No. I know you wouldn't, man.
Oh shit.
You had the Heisman niggas around, nigga.
The fact that he felt comfortable to get on a public platform as huge as she and her show
is now and convey that is crazy.
And it's disrespectful to his kids.
Oh yeah.
Really?
And his kids.
Well, they're not really...
Well, I thought about that.
I thought about that part.
Sorry.
I thought about that. I thought about that. I thought about that. I thought about that. I thought about that part.
Sorry.
I thought about that.
And maybe some of them.
It might have other ones.
Now you're talking about moms.
Well, the mom and the baby, the mom and the kid, they both made public statements.
Basically contradicting everything he said.
So it was his kids?
Yes.
Well no, the pregnancies didn't-
So what did they contradict?
His daughter saying the pregnancies never happened.
That's what's being said.
The wife and the daughter are both saying-
Oh, she from the Bronx.
I don't know.
I've got it.
It's messy.
It's disgusting.
And it's like, what the fuck?
Yo, that's where we are.
Did they respond on Instagram?
That's where y'all are.
Don't put me in none of that.
No, I mean societal.
Like that shit is nuts. Oh, I don't even count Kalmitu in society. What the fuck? Yo, that's where we are. Did it respond on Instagram? That's where y'all are. Don't put me in none of that.
No, I mean societal.
Like, that shit is nuts.
I don't even count Kal Mitchell in society.
I tell y'all, I have a list of people that I don't care what they do.
You good.
I'm not acknowledging it.
Yeah, that shit is crazy.
I was at the bar the other day.
Somebody told me, yo, you seen that Supercent?
No, I didn't see Supercent anything.
What is Supercent?
Who? My brain is better not knowing. Supercent? No, I didn't see Supercent anything. What is Supercent?
My brain is better not knowing.
Supercent did some shit, I don't know. I don't even know what it is.
I don't know.
Respect.
There are names that the internet,
if they glued to your phone enough,
they'll popularize the name for you
and you won't know how this person got famous,
became famous, what they're doing,
babies they had, who they fucking, all this shit.
Kel Mitchell. Kenan ain't there?
Right.
Who in the history of Nigga Dumb
has ever asked to see Kel with no Kenan?
Nobody.
It was a package deal, bro.
Not that I know of.
I ain't never.
Yeah? Where does Eddie Winslow fall on this scale for you? Nobody. It was a package deal, bro. Not that I know of. I ain't never. Yeah.
Where does Eddie Winslow fall on this scale for you?
Oh, y'all trying to have freaky ass niggas.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're trying to get freaky.
All right, freaky part.
Let's do it.
Freaky part, man.
Eddie Winslow and Sidney Starr are doing OnlyFans content together.
I did not subscribe.
I can't tell you what they doing on there.
I don't want to know what they doing on there.
But in the trailer.
There might be some things going on.
In the trailer, it looked like they had plans.
Yeah.
Now, this don't really shock me.
I want to have a peaceful weekend.
I don't want to say, I feel like I've said too much
to give me in trouble already.
But I don't push the envelope. I feel like I've said too much to get me in trouble already. But, I don't push the envelope.
Sacrificial lamb, yo.
But as well.
Hey, who's the sacrificial lamb?
Are you going to say what needs to be said right now?
Or is somebody going to allow you to keep
your too cool persona with your hands in your pocket
and act like a microphone's not in front of you?
I got it, relax.
Yo, listen, what happened?
You going to give me opportunity to answer?
First of all, please start with the sacrificial lamb.
You've been on your Twitter spaces too much.
My hands been in my pockets for the last two years.
I'm the second loudest nigga up here.
It can't be the first, because you take that away by a mile.
So stop with the, talking about narratives, I sit here for four hours and be quiet.
That's what I do.
He said you-
Stop speaking for him.
Please, Trevor.
You my man.
Please, let him speak.
Please, Donald.
Let him speak.
Take your hands out your pockets, nigga.
Antoine, are you going to respond and say
how you feel about Sidney Starr and Eddie Winslow?
I could absolutely do that.
Sure, go.
I've never really had a show.
Too many words.
I don't know who Sidney Starr is.
Sidney Starr is a guy, is a trans person.
Adam 22 tried to hook you up with.
Oh, shit.
That is the truth.
That's the truth.
That's the truth.
That's the truth.
That's the truth.
And his hand's out of his pocket.
He shit balled up.
He shit balled up.
I swear to God. That is who that is. That is head's out of his pocket. He should ball up. He should ball up.
I swear to God.
That is who that is.
That is.
Sydney Starr is a transgender from Love and Hip Hop,
who Adam interviewed and y'know what I mean?
Said that shit about, yeah, I swear.
That's who Sydney Starr is.
Eddie Winslow, you know who that is.
I do know who that is.
I mean, it don't really shock me about Eddie Winslow.
He's come forward with some things
that us as men would not agree with.
He was married to, no, he was married to Karen Stephens for a while.
And she said she would get out of bed and tell him, yo, Wayne is calling, I gotta go.
And he would get up, move the car so she could get in the car, and
she would say, y'all be back in a couple days.
And he was okay with that.
Yeah, he was okay with that.
So he's a cuck.
I don't know what the man is.
I know that most of the niggas in this room not subscribing to that. The same way the niggas in this room not subscribing to Kel's wife saying yo, this is my second
—
My wife would have said, Wayne called us and who the fuck?
Who the fuck?
What he was?
I'm gonna turn that shit upside down.
Cousin Wayne?
Yeah, your cousin.
He's Italian, consider that.
You know that's a John Mayer thing.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer.
He's a John Mayer. He's a John Mayer. He's a John Mayer. He's a John Mayer. He's a John Mayer. I'm gonna turn that shit upside down.
Cousin Wayne?
Yeah, yeah.
You know that's a genre of porn called cuckolding?
We know.
We know, man.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I thought I was teaching you something.
Freaky ass girl.
Can't use that acronym out loud.
Homeboy might have been on Nickelodeon.
I wouldn't put it past him. And it might have been on Nickelodeon. I wouldn't put it past him.
And it might have been Wednesday.
Like on a Wednesday.
I'm sorry, Barks.
On some of that Sidney ass.
What?
Listen, if he hit his whole roster and everybody was busy,
you know you get them nights too.
If everybody was preoccupied, sometimes you got to go for that other peanut butter.
You sure the oil on the top?
Hey, hey, hey, sometimes the jiffy is gone.
And you got to go grab that generic, that section 8 peanut butter.
That shit just say peanut butter on her.
Yeah, that shit just is a white label. White label. No frills. Yeah, I'm gonna grab that generic, that Section 8 peanut butter. I should just say peanut butter on that. Yeah, that shit just is a white label.
White label.
No for reals.
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah.
Hell, man.
Niggas give you that.
That is Winslow was about to tear something up, boy.
That Central Booker's peanut butter,
that shit is disgusting.
It's just right, though.
I've seen the Family Matters doc, and...
You've seen, I didn't know that doc existed.
Was it good?
You know I'm a doc king.
You are.
Wait, look at Mel confused.
No, it was like that nine part series
where it was like about all the other
Look at my son.
TV shows.
You saw it too.
My son right here.
You saw it too?
Yeah.
Okay, I saw it.
So I'm not far off.
When the family man is down,
they thought that uh,
they thought.
They thought that uh,
They was fucking? No, we don't know what y' I mean? That he was fucking?
No, we don't know what you mean is.
Could you elaborate?
You're very good with the English language.
They thought his ass wasn't the tightest.
Bad ass.
There you go.
They already thought he was one of them back page thugs. Oh shit.
So I don't think this is really off brand fam.
This is bad.
Absolutely, he's getting that money.
My childhood is stressed out, man.
You said stretched out?
Stressed.
Oh Jesus.
My childhood is fucked up, man.
Ernie and Bird, now this.
Ernie and Bird shit ain't true.
Definitely don't move on from that.
And Batman and Robin.
Yeah, that's not true neither.
Yo, y'all can relax.
No, Batman and Robin was gay.
He says it's not true.
No, they was not.
Batman had a son.
Super gay.
And Robin was his son?
Batman was his adopted son.
They were gay lovers, yo.
No, they were not.
They made his man run around in tights.
He ran around in tights.
Y'all call him Batman and P-Word.
Fucking a young nigga.
Robin was years younger than him, nigga.
What y'all talking about?
We're not doing this.
You fucking freaks.
He wasn't a child.
We aren't the freaks.
He's young and dope.
Y'all talking about the old Robin,
that stupid 1960s with the sidecar?
Y'all talking about that stupid shit?
We don't count that.
What's with this nigga?
With the sidecar.
He's like, P-Word! Pow! No, no stupid shit. We don't count that
Y'all don't believe that Robin and Bob Batman will love it. No, we're not bro. No, man
No fights
The old ones never I've heard no no, I do I heard they incorporated that it was was tearing that ass up. 100%. No. 100%.
And then going home, fuck Alfred.
I'm all right.
See?
Aw.
Hey.
He had generational freak-offs.
Hey, that's the real best of both worlds.
Fuck y'all.
Batman wasn't playing like that.
Yes, he was.
I'll grab my belt.
Why do you think he was always fighting humans?
He fought what?
What? Batman never fought nobody but another human. Why do you think he was always fighting humans? He fought what?
Batman never fought nobody but another human.
That's not true.
And it was the gay humans.
What?
Alright, last Batman movie.
The first fight scene was what?
Was him trying to catch the train.
And he went down there, just like we do when when we go down there, who be down there?
He's seeing her cold and niggas.
Got the whoopin' smash.
Hey, I'm off?
Yes, you are.
Them niggas are gay.
Joker has always been a little bit.
Joker had Harley Quinn, man.
Yeah, what are we talking about?
Bruce Wayne was fucking everything in Gotham,
all the women.
And Joker, he was bi, it's cool.
Or Penn, he's Penn.
Penn Robin.
The Penguin.
The Penguin.
That whole crew was gay.
Oh my God.
The Penguin.
Mr. Freeze.
Like your last movie.
Oh you were with me in the monkey.
Your last movie review was so fine,
now I got to question this shit, man. I got to question it, now you fucking up this shit now. Now you feel, I was with you in the monkey. Your last movie review was so fire, now I got to question this shit, man.
I got to question it. Now you fucking up this shit now.
Now you feel I was with you with the Planet of the Apes shit,
and shit went everywhere, it was mad funny.
You didn't really think that the Riddler was not gay.
You didn't think the Riddler was not gay.
That don't mean Batman was fucking him.
Jim Carrey?
Was David Hasselhoff gay in Baywatch?
Think about it.
On the show? Yeah. He had a girlfriend, didn't he? Was David Hasselhoff gay in Baywatch? Think about it.
On the show?
Yeah.
He had a girlfriend, didn't he?
Yeah, why do y'all keep saying that?
What do that have to do with what I'm saying?
No, he wasn't gay.
It was just super.
We gotta go with the facts that we have.
True, exactly.
You get what I'm saying?
You stay in the club if Michael Jai White comes in?
Jalil?
No. Michael Jalil White? No, no. Michael Jai White comes in? Jaleel? Oh, Michael Jaleel White?
No.
Michael Jai White and Jaleel White are two different people.
Michael Jai White is the big one.
That's what I'm talking about.
He's a martial arts dude.
Yeah.
I think it's about Steve Urkel.
I fought Jaleel.
What?
Jaleel?
What's that?
You know what I'm saying?
Yeah, what you doing when he come in the club?
Nothing, nigga.
What's up?
Fuck you talking about? He come in the club. No, nigga. What's up? Fuck you talking about bitch that day. He totally different than me. If that's they bad. I'm over here getting another bag
He like white chicks too now. No, he does like white chicks. So oh, that's his business
Do you think you get white chicks when he's there? I get anybody when he did but whites anybody
He's trying to say that they look so different that
they either choose him or they choose...
Yeah, you better say that.
Clean it up.
Put your cape on Superwoman.
Hey, big man.
That's what he say, you better say that.
She threw her cape on for real.
The nigga I like is not that. I'm going to hell him on this one. That's what he say better say that
Damn wait stop cuz they blaming me for creating a narrative that started back up when I was home sick
No, I love our fans. I love awesome. That's not what he blame's blowing with you. What is? That's not. I've read it.
They sent it to me.
You read it?
They sent it to me.
We got him.
We got you.
What are you talking about?
I thought you don't read shit.
I said that you want me to read it.
The niggas sent it to me.
Let me hear it.
I read it to you.
He said, yo, Joe trying to create the narrative again.
The niggas was home.
Y'all had a good, fun pod.
Joe came back in the day
after that pod and rehashed everything.
That is exactly what they said.
I can read it to you, my nigga, I ain't lying.
Damn, is you.
Are we still listening to Drake's Family Matters?
Mm-hmm.
And why is he around?
After Kellan, after Kellan, after Eddie Winslow came out,
it's a different family now. Don't put tight ends into this. Sorry, sorry too. After Kellan Wentz, Eddie Winslow came out.
It's a different family now.
Don't put tight ends into this.
Sorry, 32.
Not like us, he's sold a million records.
The fastest record in 2024 to reach such a milestone.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Amazing.
That shit broke Spotify records.
That shit broke a lot of records.
You saw a video where a DJ, but a lot of people was outside
and they were performing.
Like, it was really doing good.
I don't know if it was LA, but it was really doing good.
I like the video of the dude walking through Toronto.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You see where he was at, though.
Where? He was in Toronto.
I know, around all the whites.
He's going to the hood in Toronto and doing it.
I was impressed.
Me, no, it's funny when you see the white parties,
like country parties. I saw white parties. Yeah, that I'm impressed. No, it's funny when you see the white parties, like country parties.
I saw a wedding go up.
That shit is hilarious.
That record is.
And you know what else is out of here?
That BBL Drizzy.
The beat, they putting that shit with everything.
Merengue music.
The brass.
It's in the, yeah.
The Spanish shit is funny.
The Spanish shit is mad funny.
How many all-white white parties you been to?
You've been to all white bodies with whites
So good don't know no toga party, I don't know what that went to college Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh gonna kick you out of the auditorium, relax. I've never seen a Toga party in my life. Seriously.
Seriously.
I ain't no Toga.
What about all white party?
You been to all white parties?
I still can't get my question answered.
They jumped on.
What all white you referring to?
Like clothing or people?
Clothing-ish.
Nah, I wanna know the other ones.
I may not even ask me about the other ones.
I need to know the other ones.
A bunch.
Wait, are you answering him or me?
30? Nah, not 30. 20. About that. What do you mix bunch. Wait, are you answering him or me? 30?
Nah, not 30.
20.
What do you mix in with the white when you go to all white?
Is it all white or you mix it?
Cause you know you get to floss it.
I put a color on.
And a tie?
Or like the belt?
It depends on all white summer linen shit.
A little chest hair show?
A little bit?
A little taco meat?
No.
Oh, you got your chest laser too?
Oh, he got your chest laser too? He got everything.
Oh, you want to accessorize?
All right.
Your belt.
All right.
I'm being too silly.
Whatever.
I'm being too silly now.
All right.
Well, y'all was talking about Docs and shit.
Mel, tell us about this Ashley Madison doc.
Hey.
Oh, did anybody else watch it besides Joe?
I didn't watch it.
Yeah, exactly.
I know.
Did you watch it?
He's left.
He just left.
No.
The fuck?
No, he didn't watch it.
All right.
This thing is a fucking idiot.
This is great.
I feel like he walked off on purpose.
No, no, no.
Okay, all right, fine.
Well he did.
Yeah, he did.
Okay, all right.
So you guys remember the website Ashley Madison?
Ish.
I remember the pop-ups on the porn sites.
Okay, so you know.
Yeah, it used to be on the porn sites.
But you know the private, you know the private Okay, so you guys remember the website Ashley Madison ish I remember the porn sites
Okay, so you used to be on the port side
You know that with the premise of the site was what the purpose of it was for cheating chief
Yeah, so yeah, basically it's just like tinder for cheaters tinder for cheaters. Yeah, non
consumer sorry consensual sex between married
People exactly littleinger's app.
Yeah, kind of.
Of sorts.
Look at my daffy.
Yeah, it's fucking me up.
So they started it in 2006, and still up today.
But yeah, so the whole documentary is basically
about the beginning of Ashley Madison
and how quickly people started to join subscriptions,
and then that there was like a major security breach in
2015 where 37 million people's identities were revealed.
Cheaters, God damn it.
By then they'd already moved into other countries like South Africa and Italy and France and
exactly they were outside outside but 37 million people and it was like judges, it was senators,
it was men of the cloth a
lot of stuff was discovered in this documentary. Yo the gangsta shit is what
if you on there cheating and you swiping left or right with however the site
moving and your chick your wife just up there like what? That's a good defense
that's a good defense. Someone probably used that one. I was on there to make sure you weren't on there.
That is a good defense.
I've never heard of, I think that's some bullshit.
Yeah.
What?
If you married, I think that's just some bullshit
to get on a website like,
yeah, I'm on a website for the cheaters.
Yeah, you are.
Like, your wife don't gotta be up there.
Her girls could be up there.
Her brother could be up there.
Like, you buggin'.
You a little? What the fuck would I be up there for?
I was never married.
I mean, relationships, no?
No, that's not, that was a site,
it was marketed to married people.
I think the little jingle they had was,
was it when your wife not enough,
or you want more than your wife or something,
like there was a little jingle there.
I don't remember the jingle.
The guy was singing this shit in the first episode.
When it first came on, they had a little jingle.
Your wife is hot, but so are ours.
Like they had a whole, they had like a massive
marketing campaign for this shit.
Over the course of the week.
They commercials.
That's a genius idea, I ain't gonna hold you.
Yeah, and motherfuckers were signing up for that shit.
If you get 40 million to sign up,
that mean another 200 million ain't signing up,
they just out here wailing.
They were grossing like a million dollars,
like a month maybe, maybe more.
Quarter million a day.
Quarter million a day.
Oh, sure, excuse me?
Yeah, as, yeah.
Quarter million a day.
Okay.
You the man, come on, come on.
As it went up.
Now you feel like rockin' my...
So, one of their features that they did have,
they had this feature, this deactivation feature,
where you paid $19.99 to have all your history gone. So you deactivate your account, it's
like you never existed. Yeah right. That never happened. They kept all your
information. So when the breach happened, when the security data was like you know
hacked by this hacker who was literally like, Ashley Madison take your shit down
in 30 days or I'm putting this shit out there.
And they just, they played chicken.
And the guy was like, all right, boom.
And it was just like, it went everywhere.
And we still have no idea who it was or why it happened.
2024, sick.
They never, no one ever discovered who it was.
Some angry wife.
They speculated as to who it was,
but they just couldn't,
whoever it was was just so adept at fucking hacking
and like, anonymity that they never figured out who it was, but they just couldn't, whoever it was was just so adept at fucking hacking and like anonymity that they never figured out who it was.
And they never asked for money, they never asked for shit.
That's weird.
Yeah, this wasn't ransom, this was nothing, it was just.
No, they asked for something.
Take the shit down.
Take the thing, yeah, take the site down.
You know, you making that kind of money,
hand over fish, you like that?
Fuck out of here, call your bluff.
Not only are we not taking it down,
but after y'all do y'all a little leak,
we're gonna leave it up, we're gonna pay
the little $10 million fine or whatever we gotta pay.
And all our customers will go have a few arguments
in the house for a month.
No, no, no, and that's advertising.
I was just about to say, but for the people
that didn't know about it, they like,
were Ashley who?
M-A-D, like.
I was watching that shit, just, I'm with you,
it was just a genius idea.
It's such a brilliant idea that somebody
should be mimicking that right now.
It should be a black version of hey, cheaters only.
It should be the Puerto Rican version.
It should be, people should jack up.
I feel like that's what Instagram is.
Tanisha Watson.
No, it's not, y'all be on there trying to act
like y'all want men to.
Did you hear this nigga? When did you say Tanisha Watson? I, it's not. Y'all be on there trying to act like y'all want men to. Did you hear this nigga?
What did you say?
Tanisha Watson.
I don't know who that is.
That's what he says.
Black Ashley Madison.
That's what he says.
Black Ashley Madison.
Listen, kill both our brands at the same time.
Kill both our brands.
At the same time, two brands, one stone.
We call two stones.
Hey, two brands, one stone.
Hey, get them out of here.
Tamika Watson, go ahead. That's my man stone. Hey, two brands, one stone. Hey, get them out of there.
Tamika Watson, go ahead.
That's my man.
Hey, let them know your socials.
That's that.
Got hoodies for sale, right?
Oh, shit.
Come on, you got a lot going on.
Yo.
I'm going to get you to be an entertainer by hook or by crook.
Yes.
Yes, I am.
No, but so listen, the CEO said that one of the things that, you know, that makes this
site work is because cheating actually helps marriages.
Well, that part he was right about.
There's a lot of people that believe that.
He was right about that part.
You guys, you guys buying into that?
Yes.
I can believe it.
I subscribe to that.
So you guys, you're with your-
Could, could, could, could, could, could, could, could, not in every instance.
Don't try to jam us up. Okay, but could she's ready
You ever had a relationship and you had a side dude, yes side dude was what decided wasn't exhilarating
Yes, so I wasn't solace or some sort of peace release. Yeah release or sanctity. Yeah
Yeah, but really honestly, I should have broken up with my dude because I no longer wanted some sort of peace. Release. Release. Or sanctity. Yeah. Yeah.
But really honestly, I should have broken up with my dude.
Because I no longer wanted to be with him.
Did the side dude keep the relationship going
with your dude because you had that?
Or did it give you a little more tolerance with dude?
Yeah.
No.
Yes it did.
No it didn't.
You lied.
Not even a little bit.
You're a liar.
You're a liar.
You stay with that dude an extra year because of that side dude.
100%.
You stay with that dude some extra time because of that side dude. It%. You stay with that dude some extra time because of that side dude.
It's okay, you're still getting your lifetime movies, girl.
You don't have to.
Three perhaps?
Trying to get three?
Three life?
She trying to hit Bravo now.
Okay, what did we say?
Okay.
All right.
Well, if you guys want to watch it, you should check it out.
It was good.
I will.
I wish somebody would approach me.
I wish my wife or somebody would have approached me
telling me your name got leaked off the site.
All right, man.
What else?
What else happened?
I thought somebody got hit by a car.
Shit.
I thought.
First off, that wasn't even me going there.
I thought, who gives a fuck?
Now, I'm not talking about the people
that was getting jiggy with it.
It's people on there that was getting active, active, active.
But if my name is just on there and the premise of the site is cheating,
you ain't catch nothing, fool, what to do?
You don't want to work with me no more, okay?
You don't want to marry me no more.
No.
Okay.
What, my name is on there.
You know how many times some shit pop out, and we old, so I know y'all relate to this.
You know how many times some new techie shit site app
come out, we don't know nothing about it,
but the young people say we have to maintain our presence
and we have to wait for it to grow.
So you go create.
I'm not cheating, I'm saying.
Nah, even if, no, no, no.
Even if you don't know, because I've done this a lot.
Some new shit pop up, I just go take my name
so nobody else could do it.
Yeah, you go sign up real quick.
Never touch the site again.
I have absolutely taken my name with some before these shit that I've ever used.
I would beat that case if my wife came to me and said,
100%.
Your name just got leaked in the thingamajiggy.
All right, what else you got?
I'm not even bringing Johnny Cocker into court.
Yeah, I could beat that myself.
No, I'm going to just bow out and say I'm sorry.
What?
I think that's- What am I sorry for?
Being on a site?
Being on a site that the whole entire premise
of the site is to cheat on you.
And not only that, that wasn't the only thing that was leaked in the data leak.
It wasn't just email addresses
and credit card information.
It was a download of like
exchanges. Of bank information.
Yeah, of exchanges that you've had with people.
And exchanging of photographs and of bank information. Yeah. Of exchanges that you've had with people
and exchanging of photographs and stuff like this.
Oh, that's never busted me.
This nigga.
How they do?
Wait, that bust y'all?
I'm a cop, the plea.
Yeah.
What are you talking about, Joe?
Yes.
What are you talking about?
Hard evidence.
I know you.
So I can't.
Yeah.
But we plying for you, right?
One of your exes used to be like,
yo, you can't be him arguing, because you're a rapper.
It'll go to work.
We up here, that nigga will make that gold post
do the motherfucker cha-cha slide.
Dogs, if you are on a website,
and you are sending, you sent a chick a dick pic.
No, that's wrong.
I'm asking.
No, I didn't do that.
Just regular, regular, regular.
What's the conversation on the website?
Regular conversation.
Regular shit, nothing crazy.
But we're on this website for a reason.
Yeah, cause it's community.
Community, no, but this particular community
is here for a reason.
You understand? Yes.
Too cheap. And we kickin' it.
No, it's not here to kick it.
You can kick it somewhere else.
I'm here kickin' it.
What's the gay one?
What's the gay site?
I don't know. Grindr.
Grindr.
So let's just say hypothetically you were on grinder, right and you were just engaged
Are you on presentation? No, so you could just say I'm here for community not as me
But if you were on on that particular website and that was your quote-unquote community and you were just kicking it but you ain't saying nothing inflammatory or nothing.
Agregious.
Yeah.
And they had a data leak.
Agreed to no link up.
And they had a data leak and the whole world was saying oh shit Joe name was on there so
Joe must be a grinder.
In reality would that make me a grinder?
Yes or no?
Just answer me.
In reality is public perception included in reality?
Yes, that's what I was about to say.
She took it from me.
Not mine.
And so, so.
In your world, then no.
In your world, then no.
In everybody else's world?
Yes.
Oh, everybody else's world view wouldn't be able
to fucking permeate my shit.
I'm not gay no matter what the gay website leaks. So I'm not a cheater
no matter what the fucking cheating website leaked. I'm talking to some niggas
that's cool on there or some bitches that's cool on there. Now what?
That's good. That is amazing. I have not done anything. And he says it with full conviction. There's community here, there's people on here that I enjoy speaking to.
Bro, he will say that to a chick and have a question in himself after the fact. Like, damn, I'm wrong for even...
Why did I even kill you? My bad.
I would have hated to go up against this nigga.
Well, you wouldn't have had to go against me because I wouldn't have been cheating.
I'm not trying to fight for cheating rights.
But don't come...
On this episode.
At no point am I fighting for cheating rights.
I have different views than what are in society.
I think cheating is subjective.
I think cheating is based on whatever y'all came up with
as a relationship and a couple.
So can't nobody else tell me whether I'm cheating or not.
You don't know what me and mine allow.
Some people, yeah.
So do you make those rules upfront
or do you make them after a situation has happened
where shit now has to be defined?
On the Jared Carbuncle show, they made the contract.
Oh, that must be an interesting one.
If you're asking me, I prefer to do it before,
but if you're in a long-term relationship,
of course something will come up where you'll have to amend
whatever y'all said.
Mm. Okay.
So if something is not defined in y'all,
not physical, not like written agreement or something,
but just agreement you got with your person,
if something's not defined,
y'all cross that bridge when y'all get to it.
Yeah.
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, but I'm not gonna be the one
to take us to the bridge either.
I'm not going, hey, because we didn't just,
not on purpose, yes, not intentionally.
Not intentionally.
Not intentionally. Not intentionally.
Not intentionally.
Because what if being on a cheating site
is that bridge now?
Oh, then I shouldn't be with her.
But that's something that should've been defined
ahead of time.
So now you're on a cheating site, it leaks.
Oh, then we gotta update.
We gotta update our, we gotta hit the update
on our clauses.
Terms and conditions.
Our contract terms and conditions. We gotta update. I don't our, we gotta hit the update on our clauses, our contract. Terms and conditions.
We gotta update.
I don't want no partner that's about to come make the rest of my life a living hell because
my name is on a site.
That's not enough for you to come.
I don't think it's because it's on a site, it's on what that site means and what the
purpose of this site is.
I wouldn't care about what that site means.
And also public humiliation, Does that not factor in here?
Like.
It do.
To me?
Yeah, it will.
It does to me.
It does for relationships.
Yeah, I mean like one of the stories
that was told in this is this couple.
Wife's name was Nia,
the husband's name I think was Sam,
and they became these big vloggers.
You know, their YouTube channel.
Yeah, their YouTube channel exploded after,
like, they made one video and then they realized,
oh, we can make a go of this to the point where, like,
he quit his job.
And she was, you know, she purposely looked for a man
of these qualities that he seemed to embody.
For come to find out, he's living a completely double life.
He embodying everything.
He embodying, he embodying,
he had a whole bunch of embodies.
She would have had a hard day coming to me.
Yeah, most people will have a hard day coming to you.
That, that, young lady would have a hard day coming to me.
The problem with you is, when arguing with you,
is if somebody don't have concrete, a video,
then you always will find the way to say,
yo, what are you talking about?
You get what I'm saying?
Well, my thing is, which isn't always right,
but like how important is this what we're talking about?
But to her, to some people,
y'all see I'm not subscribed to that.
See, and that's dismissive though.
Oh yeah, no, I reserve the right to be dismissive.
Hopefully, you'll get with a partner
to where you fucking hold her thoughts and her brain,
her process, her decision making in high enough regard to not ever want to be dismissive.
But if you go get with somebody where everything in the universe is now an issue brought to
your plate, I reserve the right to be dismissive.
And some of this stuff is going to prevent me from showing up as my best self to work
in my friend group,
with my family, with my kids.
So no, you don't have, because we together,
you just don't have free rein
to come do whatever the fuck you wanna do.
You don't.
You don't.
It's a completely different situation with these two.
With these two, what I'm saying is,
doesn't apply.
Dude bugged out for a minute.
And not only that, it's like their whole persona
that they promoted is that they are like this The dude bugged out for a minute. And not only that, it's like their whole persona
that they promoted is that they are like this
young, loving Christian couple.
You know, he's a devoted father and husband.
She's a homemaker.
She's everything that butt kiss,
whatever the fuck his name is,
everything he was saying a woman needs to embody.
She was it. And she worked very hard to be like the perfect wife.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
So he's not, like, all those things?
That's what I'm saying.
He could not be all those things?
No, no, no, no, no.
He's not one of them.
Part of, part of...
Devoted husband.
Part of the whole level of devotion.
But he was a devoted husband at the time of the leak Well, no because allegedly cheating on his wife means
Going to get to fuck somebody and leaving your children and your wife at home. You're distracted
My point is is that the whole concept of devotion is that you are a presence in your family's
lives.
And when you're going out and making all these rendezvous with other women, you are not a
full presence in their lives.
I'm agree with you.
I think you're articulating the wrong.
Okay, go ahead.
Because devotion is, yo, your allegiance to somebody
or something.
So you can't say you're a devoted husband
if you're out here doing your numbers, or wife.
Yes.
If you're doing your numbers, I'm agreeing with you.
But I'm disagreeing with you is that when you're saying,
yo, you out here humping, you could have been home
because my man could be playing ball or going to the mall.
But he wasn't outside playing ball or going to the mall.
He was humping.
I'm saying it didn't take away from his time.
It does take away from time.
You're making other arrangements with other women.
It's clandestine.
You are lying.
So in that way, you are not as devoted.
I agree with you, I said.
OK.
Outside of your example, I think it was just a bad example.
But I don't think you could be devoted.
I don't know what the word means,
but if you're cheating, your devotion is lacking.
You disagree with that?
I don't wanna, I have no comment.
You're a podcaster.
No, I'm not.
No, I'm not.
Just like that, boom.
Just that fan, I'll turn it off.
The whole point of rain.
Put me in the best position to win, nigga.
Don't make me sound like some chauvinistic pig.
Oh, like you do to me?
Yes.
Okay.
Yes.
Sacrificial land.
Yeah, but you're a real chauvinistic pig.
I'm not though, far from.
All right, take it back, I'm wrong.
Definition of devotion.
Love, loyalty, or enthusiasm for a person,
activity, or cause.
And y'all telling me I can't be devoted to Jesus.
So you saying he can't be devoted?
Cause I disagree with that. I think you can be devoted. Yeah, you can't be devoted. So you saying he can't be devoted? Because I disagree with that.
I think you can be devoted.
Yeah, you can't be devoted by the definition.
Why can't you?
Loyalty was part of it.
Or is a word.
Love, loyalty, or enthusiasm.
Wow, that is splitting fucking frog hairs.
I'm going by words meaning things.
Good thing we got frog hairs.
Good thing we got some.
Even though they're tiny.
My definition is right.
Yeah.
Yeah, y'all just, oh, shut up.
You know what I'm fucking mean? With all the old people shit. Sensible. Even though they're tiny. Am I not gonna finish in this right? Yeah. Yeah, y'all two just old, shut up.
You're a fuckin' man with old people.
Or just sensible.
You say that, you pardon right now.
I know that 100%, you have been caught cheating
on an old case.
Keep going.
And you didn't handle it like this was a new case,
oh, I'm not devoted, oh, you got me, let's fix this,
no, you handled it like, yo, dog,
that was two and a half years ago I popped that bitch.
You ain't about to come and ruin my life today.
No, I'm gonna say, yo, I popped the bitch
two and a half years ago and I'm apologetic.
I'm not gonna sit here and look at the girl
like how dare you bring it up.
Wait, he was apologetic?
No, I'm saying with you, you saying, yo,
oh, gosh, we can't be together then.
Did you take in this cavalier, uh, uh, uh,
nonchalant attitude toward the girl's feelings.
I wouldn't do that.
He was about getting on the site.
Yeah.
And getting caught.
And after you get caught, how y'all address it.
No, but getting caught on the site
ain't the same as getting caught cheating.
Yes.
That's what I heard him say.
In the instance, in the instance with the vlogger,
Joe said, yo, she would have had a hard time
getting me on those charges.
Doug, Doug, he did whatever he did.
He was wrong about it.
Don't think I'm defending his action.
No.
He was wrong.
Since then, he proposed, got married,
cleaned his life up, deaded all the chicks.
No.
No, that's the wrong order.
They were already married with kids. Because the site is for married people.
Yeah.
From what I presume.
Yeah, he started this, he got on the site like a year into his marriage.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'm just saying, was he wilding out at the time it was discovered?
No.
No.
No, he wasn't.
No, he wasn't.
So, it was-
From what the story he tells, from the story he tells when their lives picked up as vloggers,
he discovered this renewed sense of energy and commitment.
He got back in his bag.
And so he got back in his bag.
So very much like the situation Joe was talking about, like where the girl discovered two
years after, blah, blah, blah.
If you got caught two years cheating or three years cheating, again, my stance is still,
anytime that I've ever been caught cheating,
very, very rarely, I always apologize.
I think it's playing with somebody's intelligence.
Have you caught red-handed to now make them be...
I'm just flipping on them.
Yeah, like I think that that shit is disrespectful
to be a general. Like I'm caught,
but now I'm going to make you...
That's gaslighting. Gaslighting, yeah.
Yeah, you know. If I'm caught, I'm caught. I'm going to apologize for my cheating, and I'm caught, but now I'm gonna make you. That's gaslighting. Gaslight, yeah.
If I'm caught, I'm caught.
I'm gonna apologize for my cheating,
and then hopefully I'm gonna.
But hold on, but if you can get away with it,
wouldn't you attempt to get away with it?
Yes, but I said when you caught red-handed.
What is red-handed?
Like seeing you in the bed with it.
Like I was caught red-handed.
Ice was caught.
What'd Ice do?
I caught eating box.
Yeah, that's red-handed. How do you get out of that? That's red-handed. Stupid. What are you I did? I caught eating box. Yeah. That was weird.
How do you get out of that?
That's very handy.
Stupid.
What are you gonna do?
Believe me or your eyes?
That's what you, I guess that's what you did.
It wasn't me.
Right, right, it wasn't me.
Eddie Murphy said it wasn't me,
but I just think that like, yo, the times I've been caught
like having a girl's number or some shit,
you know what I'm saying?
Like I apologize.
I don't say some stupid shit.
So you, so, but you admit, you admit to guilt
when she probably didn't think
you were guilty, you just had a girl's number.
Did she read the conversation?
No, nigga, she said, yo, why you got a girl number
in your pocket?
I was washing your clothes,
you got a girl number in your pocket.
And after you apologized, you corrected the behavior.
It never got no more girl's numbers.
That's what you said.
Or did you say, yo, I'm not gonna put them
in my pocket no more?
That's what you're saying.
No, I'm not saying that.
You're gonna learn from your mistakes.
I'm saying I ain't make up no dumb shit like,
yo, what had happened was the girl came by
and put the number in my pocket.
I didn't even know it.
Yeah, I didn't say no dumb shit like that.
Wait, hold up.
But not, if you get a girl's number in your pocket,
that doesn't mean you're cheating.
So you're copping to something.
I didn't say I was cheating.
Not cheating.
It's just inappropriate.
It could be inappropriate behavior in your relationship.
Is it inappropriate to have a girl, I'm just asking.
Is it inappropriate?
Yes.
It's inappropriate, yes.
If your wife came home with a niggas number in her pocket,
what you gonna say?
Now we up here potting, let's dance.
All right, if my wife came, depending on who he is.
Shawn.
OK, she may work with Shawn.
OK.
She does.
Oh, OK.
All right, why you got Shawn from work number in your pocket?
I don't know.
I'm asking you.
I don't know, I gotta ask her.
Is she gonna say, oh, that's just my homeboy? She ain't gonna say, no, she's Caribbean, they don't talk like that. She's gonna say, I don't know. I'm asking you. I don't know. I got to ask her. Is she going to say, oh, that's just my homeboy?
She ain't going to say, no, she's Caribbean.
They don't talk like that.
She's going to say, I don't know, bro.
You're fine.
You said my wife.
Exactly.
In the Caribbean.
Wait, y'all wives and girlfriends
can't exchange numbers with the opposite sex at all?
My wife can have some.
I'm not saying that.
I'm giving Flip an example that I know he's spoken on before.
How the fuck would Flip know?
Is he checking his wife's jeans pockets?
I'm not.
How are we finding out today?
I'm not.
How are we finding out today?
Bro, we moving the goalpost.
If my wife came home with a number, I don't know what the... I trust her. So I don't know
what the number is for. I don't know what it's about. Now you ask what I inquire. Yes,
but if she tells me, yo, it's somebody at work,
I'm gonna take her word for it, me.
Listen, cheating is wrong.
Yo, we do not condone it up here.
This site crazy as hell.
I just pulled up the Ashley Madison website.
This shit comes up, life is short, have an affair.
Yeah, that was it.
That's what I'm saying, right?
It got a lady like this.
Shh.
Mm-hmm.
When monogamy becomes That's a genius.
When monogamy becomes monotony.
90 million dollars a year.
You heard this shit?
And y'all sitting here talking,
oh, I'm all about monogamy.
When monogamy becomes monotony.
Yes, that is, they still have the same tagline.
Is this shit still around?
Yes.
No, I'm on here, I just looked to see if it was real.
It's still successful?
It's here.
They got like 67 million.
This shit is crazy.
Cheating is a part of the world.
Yeah.
90 million.
I don't know about that, but.
90 million though.
So if your girl's information was in the data leak,
would you have the same attitude?
I wouldn't give a fuck about that.
Joe, that wouldn't be a conversation.
That's not stopping my day.
Okay, I don't know.
Just checking.
Look at you over there being fast.
Just checking.
Good for your attitude. Now look at you, now you're all in the streets. Now Look at you over there being fast. Good for your ass.
Now look at you.
Now you're all over the streets.
Now look at you.
Stupid.
Stupid.
Dumbass.
Okay.
Just checking.
Yeah, I just think it's relative to the couple.
How would all of y'all act if y'all significant other appeared in a leak?
Ashley Madison?
Yeah.
I got jokes.
I'm gonna be mad, but I'm also gonna make jokes.
Like why you want Ashley Madison?
What's over there?
That's how you.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, I'm gonna use it.
I'm gonna hate.
That's it.
It's just gonna stop at the joke.
He said he's gonna be mad.
I'll be mad.
It's gonna be a fight, but I'm also gonna make jokes.
Fight as long as I'm-
Dog, the other couple on there,
see that was my bag.
Black woman, white guy. White guy was like, yeah the other couple on there see they was my bag black black woman white guy
White white guy was like yeah, I'm on there. My wife know I'm on there
I like to fuck other girls is it's never gonna be nothing more than a fuck. We have our rules
I don't fuck if she say no if my wife say no, then that's no I'm just out of game
I'm not fucking but my wife gives me permission. She know what I'm into
That's my bag then they pan to the wife wife sitting right there. I know he's absolutely right. I'm just out of the game. I'm not fucking but my wife gives me permission She know what I'm into that's my bag then they pan to the wife wife sitting right there. I know he's absolutely right
I'm not I'm not let me just talk. I'm not saying he's cheating. I'm just saying that they had a good model
Oh, she was like, I'm not jealous at all. I don't care about none of that and they let her talk for a while
I'm saying they like alright, she's really secured and after his part was done. She got in her bag, but I'm a dominatrix
She is really secured and after his part was done she got in her bag, but I'm a dominatrix
Should they showed her getting all the little rubber cocks all little gadgets together They so she had her bag and she was into that cuz he was like, I'm not into the dominatrix thing
I'm letting her get a shit off. I'm letting her get hers
There's no in a rock I think the dad is I that's ideal for that is ideal
That's the real the real story in that is,
yo, whatever worked for y'all, works for y'all.
A lot of times people will put off what works,
what need to work between the two of them
because they care about what society.
Society.
And fuck society.
Like, yo, there was a chick I was dealing with
a couple years ago.
Tell us about her.
And we linked up somewhere, and I didn't know this before,
but she had a wedding ring on.
And I don't really be playing like that no more.
So, I-
Disclaimer.
Yeah, fam, I went through a run.
But I inquired about it.
She was like, oh yeah, I'm married.
She was like, but my husband knows where I'm at.
He knows I'm with you.
Excuse me?
But then she broke the shit down,
like yo, we have a very open thing here. Like he do his thing, I'm with you. Excuse me? But then she broke the shit down like, yo, we have a very open thing here.
Like he do his thing, I do my thing.
We are very open.
We communicate everything.
We're safe, like da da da da.
And I was like, hey, if it work for y'all.
You hit it wrong?
No.
No, I was asking.
You still hit it?
Yeah, you're damn right I still hit it.
No, cause Ice is just a advocate of no condom so I mean this was our
No, I was just saying cuz if the safe thing changes when somebody's married and you allowing another person to have sex with you
I'm protected it changes the safety got it got it got it got it. That shit fucked me up
No, I was like, excuse me. I think it's dope
Got it. That shit fucked me up though.
I was like, excuse me?
I think it's dope.
Cause Ice is an advocate of-
I know.
You see how he paint us?
He don't need a platform.
He don't need a platform.
He don't know when to tell the truth, when to lie.
God damn.
Nigga the nigga has said on the same platform
a thousand times, condom.
What the fuck is that?
I don't use it on condoms.
So let him say that.
So I'm potting.
Yeah, can I pot?
You said a million times you had a girlfriend.
That ain't mean Mel should have answered for you.
Oh shit. Yo don't answer for me. That's low. That a girlfriend. That ain't mean Mel should have answered for you.
Oh shit.
Y'all don't answer.
That's low.
That's low.
That's below the belt, Joe.
She did that, that.
What that?
You.
She just reversed the hate.
Oh, that was good.
What else, what else, what else, what else?
Before we go, Flip,
because I know none of y'all watch it.
Please tell me you watched X-Men 97.
I did.
Please, just let me know what you think of the finale, bro.
I loved it.
I loved it.
You know, I love how Professor X went into Magneto's mind.
I was impressed how Magneto took the...
Spoiler alert.
Well, this aired already and niggas watch this.
Magneto took all the...
What's the metal in the movie?
Adam Henson.
Yeah, took it out of Wolverine.
I love how Professor X was able to bring his friend back.
That was important to me, you know what I mean?
Cause he got into his mind and shit like that.
And then, I mean, the ending surprised me
when they was trying to stop the shit
from crashing into the earth.
And then when they disappeared and they went back
into time.
And everybody on different spots.
That was amazing.
They absolutely smoked X-Men in 97.
Weed packs.
For anybody that's a fan,
and this is where y'all would really fuck with it
because this was more for the comic book niggas.
Like because the X-Men, the original series
which ran from 92 to 96, I believe it was,
kind of followed that.
Like a lot of people was pointing out how
the Avengers was in there and they wasn't shit.
And it was like this just showing y'all new fans
that nobody gave a fuck about the Avengers back then.
Iron Man and Captain America popped up
and just looking around like,
y'all the fuckers go, yeah, they really were suckers.
Yeah, they was the president.
They was really suckers in this shit.
But, um.
I saw Omega, I saw a lot of niggas in there.
They did. Spider-Man, Daredevil. Theyers in this shit. But, um. I saw Omega, I saw a lot of niggas in this. They did.
Spider-Man, Daredevil.
They absolutely smoked this show.
If you haven't checked it out,
it's 10 episodes on Disney Plus.
They've already announced it's been renewed for season two,
which we knew was gonna happen.
Like, they killing motherfuckers off.
Like, they getting to it.
Is this a cartoon?
It's a cartoon
But I'm gonna get out of the original. I do want Gambit to come back. Yes
Did you there's a there's a post credit scene? Well a mid credit scene and it shows apocalypse arriving in Genosha
picking up Gambit's car and just saying so much death and they saying it follows the comic where he
It's the four horsemen and Gambit is one of them
Oh shit where he's the four horseman and Gambit is one of them.
Oh shit.
And 10? If you watch 10, you know how the credits roll
and they show each of the characters,
midway through it cuts to another scene real quick.
Oh shit.
You gotta check it out.
You gotta check it out.
But yeah, just again, everybody watch this.
Yo, X-Men 87.
This hits your nostalgia in everybody.
I know people that was waiting to watch this shit
with a bowl of cereal as adults.
It's really that good of a show.
It took you right back to the childhood shit.
So I just wanted to, if you haven't watched it,
please go watch it.
But you've seen niggas talking about this already.
That's it.
That's all?
Yeah, that's it.
Had to get that off.
Oh, and also in video game news, really quick.
They got a lot of awesome.
My bad.
College football is back, finally.
You know, it's been, I don't even,
it's been over 10 years that we haven't had
a college football video game.
Okay.
Because I think it was the O'Bannon brothers that ended up suing and it fucked it up.
So they couldn't do NCAA football games anymore.
This year NCAA football comes back.
They put the-
Because of the NIL deal?
Yes.
Smart.
And they put the trailer out yesterday for college football, 2K25.
And it looks every bit of what you expect
a college football game to look like on the current,
on the next gen video game systems.
So I'm running with Rutgers and if any of y'all want smoke,
hit me up.
I'm running with Rutgers, Scarlet Knights.
Yeah, I had to get that off my fault, bro.
Do you have any other- Nah, no more awesome. Kinky ass things to get that off my fault, bro. Do you have any other
No more awesome things to get out?
Nope.
Thank you.
I was going to tell you about the new chat GPT.
No, tell us later.
Tell us later.
It's over for you, everyone.
Listen, they want to hear this shit.
I actually do want to hear about the chat GPT shit.
I do.
Bro, this shit, I know we say every time that this AI shit is scary,
the shit that I've seen,
well, first of all, y'all might like
the new chat GPT-4 shit that's coming out.
That's the one with the, you take a still picture and you-
No, well, that's part of it.
That shit's scary.
Now you're using text,
voice, video, image, all in one.
Like, you can have it create an image, all in one.
You can have it create an image, create a video.
They could take a still image
and literally turn it into a speaking video of someone.
They could hear one clip of a voice note or a voicemail
and take a still image, one still image.
And they took a still image and had the person talking,
turning her head, the whole shit.
That shit was. You just said it. I heard what you said. No, but he's going to do this. No, turning her head, the whole shit. That shit was.
You just said it.
I heard what you said.
No, but he's going to do this.
No, that shit was scary, my nigga.
Like, that shit is something else.
I ain't gonna hold you.
The shit that made me think about y'all two niggas, though.
So the dude that was demonstrating this.
Of course.
Listen, it'll make sense.
The dude was demonstrating.
So he was sitting with an Italian chick.
So he told the phone,
hey, whenever you hear English, convert it to Italian.
And when you hear Italian, convert it to English and sat it down.
So he just started talking.
So he asked the girl, hey, so such and such and such.
The phone.
So what he said was, she hears it, but it said it in Italian to her.
She speaks back.
Just regular conversation, like how we talking?
If you were in one language, I'm in another.
It's translating saying, well, Joe just said this,
Ice just said that.
I definitely need that.
I know.
Android got that?
I definitely need that.
No, not like this though.
None of them have it to this level.
I know what you're, I know Google Translate,
that's in the Androids, I'm aware of it.
The way this works now, there's no app.
It's just talking.
Somebody sent me a brochure yesterday.
I was trying to do some shit.
They sent me a brochure that was Italian.
And I hit him back and said, I don't know Spanish.
You know what's crazy?
Just moving on, yeah.
You know what, that's funny.
You know niggas though,
if whatever language we don't know is Spanish,
let's keep it a bump. That's what is Spanish. Let's keep it a bump.
Let's keep it a bump.
That's what I thought.
We gonna talk for real, if we don't hear,
I don't speak Spanish.
I ain't never read no Italian.
All right dog.
Yo, they got the shit now.
All you do is just, and it'll translate.
I can't read Italian.
I can't even read when something is italicized.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what they talking about.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'm wrong. Nah? That shit is really, the second that they unveil the chat GPT shit, Duolingo Stockwin,
just like this.
Oh wow.
Immediately.
Damn.
It's going to put a dent in them.
What did that have to do with Dua Lipa?
Duolingo nigga.
That was a good one.
I was about to say, Dua Lipa Stockwin down again.
That was a good one. That wasingo, nigga.
That was a good one. I was about to say dual lingo,
stop with that.
That was a good one.
That was a good one.
Okay, you probably got it.
And now they're putting this shit in iOS 18.
Apple just signed to bring the chat GPT shit.
So when that drops in the fall,
all the new, the new iOS update,
all the new phones are gonna have this shit built in.
We are know.
I'm not against this chat GPT shit as I once was,
and I thank Mother's Day for it.
Mother's Day passed, I sent somebody
what I thought was a heartfelt, happy Mother's Day message
with some confetti falling from the top of they phone.
Pshh, pshh, pshh, pshh.
I thought I smoked that shit.
They saw it differently.
And expressed themselves.
It's like damn, yo, it's Mother's Day.
This is what you said, like I thought,
at least for me, I would get a yada yada yada.
You appreciate, you see how yada yada yada yada.
It's making some sense, it's making some points.
But I was right too.
There was only one way to fix it, you guessed it.
I went right to that app store, got that chat GPT.
Hey, give me a long ass text for Mother's Day
that says you really mean what you're saying
and this person is amazing.
Chat GPT was like quick.
Quick with it.
I copied that shit. I sent it right over. Oh man. And was like quick. Quick with it. I sat there right over.
Oh man.
And she fell me.
Yeah, I'm glad you had the stilettos coming from me.
Like, now that ass.
Now that ass, I feel you on that.
You was right.
You was right.
Like, I shouldn't even did that.
Got right up out of there.
Oh, come on.
Right about it.
Come on, buddy.
Smooth.
Oh, shit.
All right, somebody needs our help. This is our first part of the show in like five years.
Yeah.
This guy needs our help. I only read the first sentence, so we'll read it together.
This guy's name is Kurt Lee.
What's up, Kurt Lee? Kurt Lee DS.
Kurt Lee says, what up, JBP fam?
My wife and I are big fans.
Excuse me.
She actually wasn't a fan initially, and I are big fans. Excuse me.
She actually wasn't a fan initially,
but I brought her around.
For the past few years, we've been having intimacy issues,
fault of my own.
I had one bad day and her response affected me mentally,
causing me to overthink further sexual encounters with her.
Her response wasn't soft and understanding,
and that broke me.
She even went as far as calling me gay.
Crazy.
Well, that's what they do.
Your wife shouldn't do that.
Yeah, your wife shouldn't do that.
Not your wife.
Well, go ahead.
I wouldn't have no wife.
When there ain't a wife, you get called gay in that moment, right there.
And they don't say it, it ain't the G word.
Anyway.
It's an F word.
Yes, yes they do. And they don't say it, they don't need the G word. Anyway. It's an F word.
Yes, yes they do.
Due to me feeling broken and emasculated,
I ended up stepping out and having an affair.
See, that's how it happens.
Ashley Madison.
That's how it happens.
Had to get back right.
Yeah, I messed up.
My wife found out because this chick showed up to my house
because I didn't want to deal with her anymore
and focus on my family.
I feel like it's good.
A lot of mistakes made in there.
Yeah.
Raggedy bitch.
But that's okay.
It gave me the opportunity to come clean.
Of course this affected my wife and within a month,
she served me with divorce papers.
Dish.
Damn.
She informed her entire family
and I feel as if the entire world is against me.
I want my marriage.
I want my wife.
But she keeps saying she is choosing herself.
See, that's the problem.
Why would you marry somebody that would choose them?
Where's Harrison Buckner when you need him?
Her self esteem was too high.
Yeah, worry.
She is having a hard time coming to grips with the fact that choosing to give us another chance does not mean she doesn't choose herself.
Oh, you bodied that now, fight back.
Fight back, nigga.
I admit that part of the reason for being here
is due to our poor communication,
and I know that if she gives us another chance,
it can work.
How do I go about convincing her
that giving us another shot
would be best
for us and our family?
The love is there.
I just get the impression that she feels
she needs to follow through with divorce
because her family is watching.
All of whom have been in my predicament and worse.
We have one six-year-old boy together
and her 13-year-old son,
who I've been in his life since he was three years old.
Help me, JBP fan.
Sheesh.
Take it away, Ish.
Tell them.
Why you pointing at me?
There's seven motherfuckers up here.
I know, but you know.
I don't see seven.
You're not the man I've got no more.
Corey right there.
You don't have no mic?
You might as well give him one.
That nigga's cheating, you don't hear him? But anyway. No, I have one though. Cory right there. Cory's got a mic? You might as well give him one. That nigga's, you don't hear him?
But anyway.
No, my headphone's on.
You gotta let up.
I think that once she called them the names,
their relationship was already over.
No.
Not necessarily.
Shit.
Somebody asked for answers.
Somebody didn't ask, he did.
I'm gonna get from Mel now.
Go ahead, bro.
Look at it. I think that once she start calling them names, I think the ask he did. I'm gonna get from Mel now. Go ahead.
I think that once she start calling them names, I think the relationship is over.
I think once anybody, man or woman,
in a relationship loses respect,
the relationship is a wrap.
Eat him up, Mel.
I think that he gaslit her into,
I only cheated because you said these things to me.
I think that's bullshit.
I did, I do too.
I agree with that.
I think that... Oh, I don't think that's bullshit. I did, I do too, I agree with that. I think that uh.
Oh, I don't agree with that part.
I don't agree with that.
But go ahead.
Ish, you keep talking like I cheat more than you.
I didn't say you cheat at all.
You gaslight thousand times.
Better not.
And I don't know what your life is like, I don't cheat.
But nigga, you don't got no guns for me.
I didn't say I did.
Yes you did, you blew off your pistols, nigga.
That ain't personalized for you.
Anyway, back to what I was saying. I think that homeboy gaslit shorty, I think that um
whatever she said to him wasn't his uh incentive to go cheat. That wasn't your motivation to cheat. You cheated because you was greedy. You cheated because you were selfish. Whatever the case may
be. But I also think that in hearing him speak,
his wife was getting busy too.
If she has the ability to start, yeah.
That disrespect just don't come from nowhere, my nigga.
And I think that she been unhappy in a relationship,
you fucked up, and now you gave me my out
so I can keep my...
I ain't do nothing wrong.
Yeah, my social standings to my family,
to our friends, all of that stuff.
He ruined this. He ruined this.
So whatever I'm doing now is as a result of him. I've known
Such an opposite viewpoint of y'all
Relationships with a dude cheat y'all got two kids and you want to potentially fix that particular relation
I'm not saying don't settle before y'all even I'm just saying like if you really are choosing you you choosing your kids
If he becomes a repetitive cheater or a habitual cheater then cool, but him him slipping out one time fucking somebody
I think it also depends on how the rest of the relationship is going if the rest of the relationship is good
One little transgression. That's right. Even if it's a big transgression. I think you should work on it
What a lot of people who is hard to speak when you're not married.
There's a lot of things that come that there's a lot of things that involve in marriages.
A lot of things you may have together. A lot of things that you may invest together.
So much things, so much caveats that's in marriage. So it's not as easy as it is. I understand what he's saying.
You know what I mean? But also I do agree with Ish.
He's choosing to use that little thing to go fuck somebody.
And niggas do that.
We gaslight, we manipulate, we narcissist, we do that.
Sometimes, not me, but in an argument,
if you say one thing about it,
I always say that I will magnify that
and I'll use it to get my shit off.
Not cheating, but in an argument.
Like, oh, you said this, I don't gotta talk.
I'm not picking you up.
I'm not doing nothing because you're disrespecting me.
When it wasn't that serious, people argue in marriages.
People say things in marriages.
People say things because of how they grow up,
the past trauma.
This is all they know how to do is to respond in this way.
So if you're in a marriage, sometimes it takes time
to really look into your marriage
and try to help each other be on the same accord.
Now, to him, I know he wants his marriage,
but at the end of the day,
if she's going through the divorce,
and we like to use the family as an excuse,
because I did that shit too, when families are close,
because my wife was like that.
My wife's mother was just over yesterday,
and I said, you're about to show up in front of your mother.
I almost got like a chill, but I was,
JR was looking at me, I was mature.
And you chose the,
Yeah, I chose the high rope,
because I wanted to show JR something different.
That's crazy.
But that's what they do.
So, nigga, she wants a divorce divorce because she just wants a divorce.
And the only way you can get your wife back is even after divorce is show her that you
changed.
It's changed to me, meaning that you could let her get a divorce.
She's going to get a divorce regardless.
What can you do?
Force her hand not to get a divorce.
She's going to get a divorce.
If he's saying, yo, she wants a divorce,
the only way you can, you have to just show.
You have to show and try to come up with different things,
but sometimes you have to let them go do what they do
and show that you're a changed man.
Be there for her and support her.
As long as she's not fucking another nigga,
you gotta watch.
But you're already fucking another nigga.
Well, both of them, their behavior is indicative
of two extremely immature people.
Her, the name calling, him using that as a reason to go cheat.
I agree with, partially with what Ish was saying, but the fact of the matter is, is
if he's serious about trying to get his woman back before the divorce actually happens,
then I'm sure that they have to have communication with each other because they share one biological
children and he says that he's raising her son as his own.
He might want to suggest couples therapy as a way,
right before we take the final step of divorce,
talking to her and saying, I would really like this to work
and if you are open to this,
maybe we can have a mediator slash counselor involved.
You know what it sounds like?
Yeah, to show us, you know, what role we both played in creating a very miserable situation
for both of us.
What if she's checked out, man?
That's what I was going to say.
It sounds like she was already checked out.
Listen, I'm saying, the possibility that she's checked out is extremely real, and in that
way, he's not going to get her back.
But in the off chance that she is still
open to discussion and having a counselor present to help them navigate through their
bullshit then that's the only way that he has to go like is to suggest a marriage counselor.
I hear you. That's my take on it. It sounds like Shorty was checked out before that little slip-up
that led her to calling him them names Sam. That's what it really sounds like. Every nigga in here that's been in a long term relationship
has struck out at the plate having sex with a girl.
Yes.
What are we talking about?
So because you strike out at the plate
having sex with your girl, that entices her to start
calling you a whole bunch of mean names.
Come on dog, the relationship is over already.
That's my guess.
And sometimes when a relationship over,
one person, whether it be the man or the woman is just looking for any
Reasons to get they shut off and get out of here. It's easier said than done, but somebody hit the door
So they got the job that she been looking for a reason to let tap. Mm-hmm. I
Can't believe you're blaming the woman though. I'm not blaming anyone who blamed the woman meaning that saying that she's fucking somebody else
No, no, no, no, no, no, you you miss it what I'm blaming the woman though. I'm not blaming anyone. Who blamed the woman? Meaning that saying that she's fucking somebody else. No, no, no, no, no, no, you're missing what I'm saying.
That's what I heard both my brothers say.
I'm saying that.
I heard the nigga from jail say that same thing.
Nigga from jail.
Oh, excuse my language.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, what is, I said I'm not blaming her.
It sounds like the relationship has been over for a minute.
In her eyes.
Got it.
Now, this happens, that little slip up, whatever,
she's upset, said some things, but I'm not blaming her.
It sounds like whatever caused the relationship to be over,
I don't know what that was, but she was checked out
before this, and it was news to him.
When that incident happened and her reaction,
that didn't come from a place of respect.
Got you.
Like Ish said, once the respect is gone,
what are we doing?
Okay.
How do you feel about this?
I think y'all give the worst advice in the world
and I'm just muting up.
Really?
100%.
Emasculation is a cause for cheating in a lot of instances.
And man, I don't understand what y'all saying in here
When you emasculate a man, he gonna step out
I'm a guy true. I'm a girl just said that's not what I'm not what y'all said
I'm not saying that she's emasculated him because she was checked out
That's what I'm saying that we
Say but even if yes, I was what was the one that said that emasculation is real, but people arguing
say things all the time.
That's the point.
There's some things you don't.
No, no, no, it's not true.
Niggas say things all the time.
Y'all know where I stand with the saying things part.
So I'm different.
If you want the best results out of your husband,
it's probably best to not emasculate your husband.
And I think so
True true, but I still don't I'm not I'm not
justifying his action, but
That's what therapy is for for the communication to figure out what is triggering certain things and clearly communication is void
Because I don't think she knew that he would respond that way or she wouldn't have did that.
And I don't think that he knew that she would respond
that way or he wouldn't have did that.
They clearly have some conversations
that just need to be had that are more important
than the act of, hey, you cheated
and this girl came to my house.
That could come later.
I do agree with y'all, it's some shit bubbling
and we need to my house. That could come later. I do agree with y'all, it's some shit bubbling and we need to address that.
Once we address that, then we're armed enough
to deal with some sensitive shit like the style
in which you even cheated, which is,
why is this bitch coming to my house?
So how does the family feel that,
and the family's encouraging her and urging her
is because they love her, and the girl showed up
to the house with the kids
that you're speaking about.
So that is one of the problems I have with him.
Don't hold the kids in high regard.
If you're going to hold the kids in high regard now, then hold the kids in high regard at
all times.
That's a fact.
I agree.
So I'm with that.
I think you got to give time time in this instance where if the girl is showing up to
the house, it's going to be a little second before she even hear what you saying humans
get into self-preservation mode you have proven to her that you're you're not
you're not for her and in her best interest so let some time go by
recommend therapy if not protect your assets allow the divorce to move forward and pray that
you meet somebody, you both meet somebody that better suits you moving forward. But
I'm not with women emasculating men in a relationship and expecting them to stay there and be their
best selves. I'm not with that at all.
I don't think that-
I don't think that's where-
I'm not agreeing with that either. I'm just saying, but I think that-
I think that if you feel that that said emasculation
is your reasoning for stepping out of your relationship,
then your relationship is over.
You need to leave that alone.
Oh, I disagree with that.
And that contradicts the earlier point we made
when talking about the Christian, I mean,
the masculine Ashley shit.
If you emasculating me and I to go feel like a man, then I'm
gonna go out and do that and come back and present myself as a man in the house.
True. I'm not saying that's the right thing to do, but I understand his...
I agree with that. I've been there before where I'm in a relationship with somebody
and she's saying a whole bunch of shit that's making me say, oh you know what, if
that's how you feel and you don't appreciate me,
let me go somewhere where I can get it off
and then come back and then we'll...
I've been there before.
I just think that...
I just think that...
I call your husband gay
because my dick went limp one night.
Yeah, I have.
I've never been there.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I've never really been there.
To where somebody was just emasculating me
to the point where I felt like,
I'm gonna go over here to seek refuge.
And you know what?
And, and, I'm sorry, man.
And sometimes when you emasculated like that,
you don't have to go seek nothing.
You just emasculated outside now.
So how you receive shit
could be different. is different
than how you would feel. I like your sweater.
You like it. You like my sweater, huh? Yeah, yeah, exactly. how you would feel. I like your sweater.
You like my sweater huh?
Yeah, exactly.
Something simple like that.
A compliment.
Wow.
That felt good.
Now your wife's going to say, why you that bitch going to compliment you, what you doing?
Well, it feels good and what you doing don't feel good.
But if I felt good, then her compliment of my sweater would have been a pound.
Hey thanks, good looking and I'm out.
What's dude's name?
Let me see what his name is.
Kurt.
Kurt.
Kurtley?
Kurtley.
Kurtley.
Kurtley, I hope that somebody up here was able to help you.
I do give her some time.
Give her some time.
Especially you did the wrong doing.
You did the cheating.
Girl showed up to the house.
That's crazy.
What it sounds like by her behavior
is the girl that showed up to the house
wasn't the cutest either.
It sounds that way.
Joe, I'm gonna ask you a question.
You my man.
You went too, we 50 minutes in on the topic.
I gotta get at you.
But nah, I'll talk about it on Patreon.
I'll talk about it on Patreon.
I don't want to, yeah.
Cause I wanted to ask you a question
because I see a little bit of contradictory from you because
I've heard you a long time ago in the beginning when I first came up here when you get into
argument you say things you may say things to make the woman feel away but you've also
find a way to get out of it or say this is what you mad about like I've heard you say
that before so I'm confused if that if she says something to him why is it not why is
it double standards why is like it like, we say things,
I'm pretty sure you said things to your girl,
I said things to my wife that we didn't mean in that moment.
And we hope that they don't go and take that and leave.
And that's the conversation Ice and I have
where he said words mean things.
But I've heard you particularly say that,
you know, when I get mad or I say things,
now I'm just in that moment or I'm mad at you.
I've never said that, I don't know what you're talking about.
You said something similar to that before.
I would need to hear exactly what you're saying. I didn't say that, I don't know what you're talking about. You said something similar to that before. I would need to hear exactly what you said.
I didn't say that.
I don't get mad and just have vomit in the mouth.
I don't do that.
You didn't say before that you cursed somebody out before
and when you cursed somebody out it's not necessarily over.
In a relationship.
I curse mad people out.
Talk about relationship, woman, that you deal with.
Have you ever cursed out and said things
that you didn't mean to say?
100%, that's happened before. Okay, so did it give her a right to leave?
I mean, she can leave,
but did you feel like that was enough for her to leave?
Justification.
Justification to break you guys up?
Well, clearly no, right?
If I'm fucking, if we in our fight bag,
no, not if it's one of the fights
where you ain't expecting somebody to leave.
But if I make her feel away,
like if I said something that was nuts
with no course correction,
and she goes to fucking get in the self-preservation mode
fulfill her own needs, then what am I gonna say?
You have to respect it.
I got it, okay.
I can't talk to you like a piece of shit
and be mad when you don't stick by my side.
Like that's some manipulative control. I'm not with that. I'm with freedom of choice.
So you want to stick around? Don't speak to a certain guy.
You want to stick around?
You want to stick around? Don't fuck that girl that you would have fucked. You want to stick around?
Don't give the girl that you fucking on the side your address to pop up at your house.
I don't know, he's mad. He made a whole bunch of mistakes. He don't sound like girl that you fucking on the side your address to pop up at your house. Well, I don't know. This man, he made a whole bunch of mistakes.
You don't sound like it sounded like his first cheat.
That's how I know the girl's ugly.
You sound like it was his first time at the bar up the street.
The first time at the pub could get tricky.
Nigga, you better be a better learn out dog, some pussy.
Hopefully they would help you, buddy.
Best of luck.
What else we got that's important or unimportant?
I don't feel like anything today was important.
Hope we was able to help you, buddy.
How you say that often?
Get your dumb ass out the bar.
Fuck it with the ugly bitches, Curtly.
You wanna clap it up for maturity?
Help you, my buddy.
Sure.
Who's mature?
Who's being mature?
Soldier boy.
Oh yeah.
I mean, I'm not clapping it up for fucking soldier boy.
Fuck soldier boy.
I wish I would clap it up for soldier boy.
I'm not with none of that mom shit he did.
I made the last fucking podcast cover. Don't do that, this is black excellence or white excellence.
Don't go put somebody up there after that.
Hell no, I'm not clapping shit up for that nigga.
He need help.
Well he said that too.
That's what he said.
So go get it nigga.
He said he's going to get it.
Oh great, clap it up for that.
Okay, salute.
Fucking soldier, I'm sick of these niggas.
I am. And then went right on, I'm sick of these niggas.
I am.
And then went right on and said he would nut it up again.
Yeah.
Listen, 21 is going to see him at some point.
I ain't even got to address this no more.
21 is going to see Soulja Boy and have a talk or not talk with him.
And that's that.
I ain't, please. be Soulja Boy and have a talk or not talk with him. And that's that.
Please.
All that shit about somebody dead mom
in the name of his nasty.
Fucking clowns.
Goose.
12 year olds.
Fucking idiots.
No matter what it's over,
we can't say certain shit, bro.
Anything else?
Nah, man.
Anything else?
Chedri before, Axe A's taking anybody down with him. My bad. I save it for Patreon. Or Nah, man. Anything else? Chad, you before? Axe says he's taking everybody down with him.
My bad, I'll save it for Patreon.
Or not my man, I'll try to give you a joke.
Boy, I'm phony nigga.
Act like your man now.
Just that fast, Joe Budden is back number one.
I tried to give it to Axe, and in two seconds.
No, you gotta get up out the seconds. You're hitting my man.
No, you gotta get up out the heat.
You gotta get up out that heat.
This is my guy.
Also the same way I let y'all know
that all of the sole tapes are available on DSPs
and available for purchase.
The same is true for 616 in LA.
Round of applause.
Is it for real?
It is on, yeah, I bought it.
It's out. it's in your phone
available for purchase and on DSPs so go Kendrick. I don't know if that's an official release though I do want to say that
because it's not it's not coming up under Kendrick Kendrick Lamar under
exclusive license to Interscope Records oh wait that's is well slow down slow
down slow down that was the. I don't think so.
That was the wrong thing.
616 in LA, oh yeah, you're right.
Yeah, I think someone did that.
That's like the soul tape shit, I looked at that.
It says copyright 2013, the Goonies.
And nothing of Fabs ever said that.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I looked at it the second it dropped,
because somebody hit me and was like,
oh shit, soul tape.
I said, I don't know how long it's gonna be up there,
because this don't look like official,
nothing fab shit ever said nothing about no Goonies.
But that's the copyright.
Oh, so let me stop.
I might be shouting out to bootleggers, huh?
I think you are.
But I mean, it's been up for a minute.
They gotta get money too, though.
And it's been up.
Like, normally when that happened,
the shit come back down real quick.
It's been up for a minute.
Bootleggers gotta get some money, man.
Come on, it's summertime.
It's summertime. What you talking about?
All right, I don't have nothing else.
I know.
I'm done.
I'm good.
All right, I'm getting into Maxo Cream,
Paul Wall,
Nascent,
My man. and BJ the Chicago Kid records hard they did it they did it
It's record is called spinning these blocks
I know the lights may be beautiful
Please be careful they may be lying
When I think so beautiful
I'm waiting Oh Goodbye I've been sippin', I've been drinkin', gettin' lost inside my thoughts
I got a double cup of water, another double shot, sarat
Tipping, leaning, drinking, skeening Out my mind, I think I'm lost
Spin the block and shoot her, I put spin the block and fuck her, knock her
She been playing for a minute, lot of screamers playing defense
Can't your body do a homie, I ain't murder nothing recent I was fatal, now I'm faithful, baby, mama think I'm blocking fucker, knocking, she been playing for a minute Lila's screaming, she playing defense Can't your body do a homie?
I ain't murder nothing recently
I was fatal, now I'm faithful baby, mama think I'm cheating
But one thing I know for sure, I fuck a hoe, she gon' be decent
30 something years old, but in the street I still be beefing
My opps don't want no smoke, I can't be beefing with no vegans
Feel like one day we all gotta die soon
Play with Trigger Max, so you gon' make the news by a new
My brother's keeper from the womb till the doom
I gotta chop her with a 3DS go with FaceTime and Zoom
Say I'm rappin' over soul shit because I really soul shit
And you ain't really on shit until you really on shit
I know that life's made me beautiful
But please be careful they may be lying When life ain't so mutual
Good vibes are waiting there to find you
Spinning these blocks out the door I'm on the do,way coming through I'm soaking too
Foes poking through foggy off that open glue
If you counterfeit then ride with me
No can do on my P's and Q's
Mind my business like I'm supposed to do
Well that's how it's no 10
So you can see me coming
But trust me you gon' hear me way before you see me coming
Running with a pack but tonight I'm dough-loading
The fastest way to get there is
Taking it slow mo
Take a photo, that's how the diamonds flashing on me
They go to one time, but this time they passing on me
Smiling, perfect timing how I do this grinding
Beyond the comprehension of the bullets mining
I'm making memories, really this ain't no content
If you ain't talking good business, you talking nonsense
Me and our scent, we got the blueprint
My car, my rules, so you can keep your two cents
Spinnin' these blocks after dark
Spinnin' these blocks after dark
I'm just spinnin' these blocks after dark
I'm just spinnin' these blocks out the door
It's brand new music, not sent
BJ the Chicago Kid, Paul Wall, Max O'Green, friend of the show
Record is called, Spinnin' These Blocks in Your Phone
And on DSP's right this second
JB Alumni, Music Alumni, salute his albums fire, his albums fire Right this second. JB alumna. Music alumna.
His album's fire.
That shit was alright right there bro.
Going to the Bronx.
A Boogie dropped his new album.
He don't fucking miss bro.
I don't even have...if you know you know.
He might be that girl that put an album out.
Fam. He put an EP and then an album out.
I gotta lock this shit to get off my chest.
You already knew what that was gonna be
This record is called need you around features Friday I want you now Baby, won't you come my way
You look around You're a little bit high-stay
I'll leave the door open
Cause it's your last day goes
You don't need no extra raincoats
Oh yeah, my way
The bikini blew away like my space
I already knew she was in guy's place
We go up in guy's place
We go up
All the scars on my heart, I cover it with jewelry
I never close my eyes, so it ain't no foolin' me
I'm with my bros, my guys, but you always think I'm pein'
I won't leave you if I know these hoes is for the streets
Pissed that fur on a chrome heart, jacket cover me
Hoodie cover up my eyes so I can't see anything
You on control all the time, you can't put me on a leash
I'm from the side of the Bronx, better turn you to a B
I don't say no phone calls, they like when I'm with you
You get whatever you want, you keep our business off the shoes
I got that E-Burg in bed that you want to see your purse
And catch his flag, cause I miss you and I just want you to sweep
I want you now, baby won't you come my way
Leave you around
You know where I stay
I'll be your door, oh baby
But I say yo
You know we don't have too many chances
One of the 42 got me doin' shit that I can't explain
Man, since 90, I'm goin' 150 in both lanes
We got too many exotics, bulletproof so we don't frame
When I'm flyin' to a island, just me and my own gang
And my boys, we like girls on girls, so bring friends
Girls, girls, girls
I'ma play that, put your number on this paper
Cause I would love to date ya, I'll like you when I get off tour
I, look
And you know you can come my way
You know you can come my, my way
You know you can come my way
You know you can come right, you know you can come right Where I stay, I want you now
Baby, won't you come my way
Be you around, you know where I stay
I'll be your door, oh baby
When I say yours, you already know
And that record is Need You Around, a boogie featuring Friday off of his brand new album Better Off Alone in your phones and on DSPs right now.
Alright, I'm going to play some new old music.
This is Rock This Monster from Hell to Sculptive with Ron Browse.
I had no idea this album came out.
It's like 2022.
Really?
I'm going to get that.
It's hard.
It's hard.
This is Flam Boyant.
You said rock.
I'm good.
Yup.
Browse, they got another one. My gun game flamboyant, that's the problem? Let's get to the nuclear gem on it
Since when black thugs make guns, can't call it? Gotta protect my family in a land where they glam on us
My back hurt, ain't no time for no damn brolling Would go to the doc but ain't got no damn insurance
Obama gone, you should even an ambulance course you Literally can't afford to be taking no damn losses
So what can I say it my gun game
flamboyant don't give a wiki wiki shit sticky like jam on it got a shelf full of checks and I want
of them jam on it I loan you one but son if you bought in a jam own it that's yo shit hold it
po po blitz don't get the token all kind of whole shit nigga are you understanding what I'm trying to say
feeling me
I'm like if you got a nod and he got a nod and he got a nod and she got a nod and they got a nod, and he got a nod, and he got a nod, and she got a nod, and they got some nods, and he got a nod
Well listen up for fuckin' Mardi cause I got mine
Listen, my gun game flamboyant, even though the laws of my state say I can't own them
You get it dirty, no cleanin', the trash can't own me, so, so
I'ma need more rockers than dance only, And all these niggas work out, demand boney
Which one of you musclehead niggas would put your hands on me?
Well I am sorry, I know black lives matter But rock hells that ain't coming home with
black eyes and ass I don't discriminate no, my gun gang flamboyant
We can gather all the rapists and racists and clam all of them
Trump out the hat niggas breaking your damn doors in
They want they shit and your shit You understand what I'm trying to say?
I'm not trying to teach your kids to be thugs But I will teach these little motherfuckers
not to be chucks That's all I'm saying I hammer in the morning I hammer in the evening
All over this land
I'm like if you got a nod then he got a nod
Then he got a nod then she got a nod
Then they got some nods then he got a nod
Well listen up for fucking Mardi Gras I got my, my, my
That's playing Boyant, Rock Rock This Monster and Ron Browse
Biggish
I love Helter Skelter
Rest in peace, Sean Price, always
I'm going to T-Pain, got a new single out called On This Hill
Let's hear it Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, New ice and ash But for once in my life this one ain't mine
And it's been a long, long time since I had to be this guy
So apologies ain't enough
I won't know more life this time
So promise me this time you'll at least be a grown-up I'm so sorry. me this time I know that it's all because of you
I don't even try to change my mind I'm telling you I'll die on this hill And I just gotta lock you at my hand, baby
How do I love you still?
I am not the one who needs to be saved
So tell them come and dig my grave right here Wait on top of this hill
Oh
Wait on top of this hill
Oh
Don't be poking all of that stuff today Baby you know it ain't right
I don't wanna hear one word that's empty
Tonight's the night I finally turned off the gaslight
Cause it's been a long, long time Been a long, long time
Since I've felt in control of my life
And my God is always on time And my heart is on the line But that's what happens when the blind leaves
the blind And baby it's all been you
Oh baby, yeah
Don't even try to change my mind I'm telling you I'm done
Oh no, this is sin Oh baby baby you can't dump me off the ledge
And I just gotta lock you out of my head
Tell me how do I love you sin
Don't let it be you say that I'm the one who needs to be saved
You can stay gonna have to dig my grave right here
Right here on top of this hill
Oh
That's T-Pain on this hill? That was hard.
Yeah, like, I was...
That sounded like that's supposed to be like a...
I was joking when I said, was this some gospel shit?
But then I'm like, wait, this shit got kind of hard.
I don't know where it parts.
Sounds like if they got one of them
soulful country singers out of here,
that shit would be a fuckin'
bazillion stream zone.
That nigga T-Pain, yo, it don't matter
what he sing about or what he,
he make anything sound good, yo.
That shit would be harder if somebody played it
that was willing to die on that hill.
Yo.
What? Go ahead, honey. Yo. What?
Go ahead.
Mel.
That was a great song selection-ish.
Okay.
Oh, she's not the call.
Oh, she's still.
Uh-oh.
She was cracking.
That was nice cracking.
Oh my God.
What you think there?
Oh my God.
Hey, you know what that mean, buddy.
Now go ahead, man.
Uh-oh.
That was cute.
Now get your shit off. That was cute.
That was cute, but oh.
She said that was a nice little selection.
No.
Hey, that was a cool little thing.
She called you a little sticky.
It's really a great song.
Nah, you ain't got to put the extras on it.
It was so good.
First reaction was the truth.
Nah, you smoked that until me.
You got me, man?
All right, move over now.
You smoked that until it was my turn.
You killed whoever was before you.
No. Anyways, okay, minus. until it was my turn. You killed whoever was before you.
No. Anyways, okay, minus.
You can't look cool with your little gremlin Jordans, nigga.
I'm not trying to look cool.
You do, can you say that?
Did you say I look cool?
Why I'm trying to look cool, tell me.
I don't, because you like looking cool.
Yo, stay out the spaces, you 44.
Never, never.
You keep saying that, I wanna let you know that,
no, no, no, and all of y'all do it.
There ain't no fucking, y'all be readin' around,
lookin' around, please shut up nigga.
If you say so.
Oh please, I don't block them either.
I let them get their shit off.
That's you, me and you different.
You don't gotta do the face.
We ain't that different.
We very much so.
We less different than we all like.
I disagree.
What?
Mel?
Okay, my song is called Stranger by Hailey Knox.
Got you out of here already.
Ended it, ended it.
Yeah.
Oh, and it's piano, we should too.
Got you, it's the guy.
What's her name, was Hailey Knox?
Facts.
Hand over.
Don't let this shit knock a little bit.
Oh.
Got you.
That little sleeper that you play.
Yeah.
Hey.
Do us both a favor.
Oh yeah, do us both a favor, nigga. Get on my Don't call, don't text, don't think about me later
Love friends don't exist, me and just a stranger
Why you smiling me the way you're smiling her? Greedy one, too much you never learned
Not enough for you on 2 Reserve, modern day Casanova I ain't gonna lie, y'all. Listen, that little slap, it was cute.
Little song you played, Antoine.
But make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way.
I'm gonna make way. I'm gonna make way. I'm gonna make way. I'm gonna make way. I'm gonna make way. Listen that little slap, it was cute.
Little song you played Antoine.
But make way. All the girls that are close Do us both a favor
Be with you, shoulda
Come with a disclaimer
Don't call me, text or think about me later
And our friendship had to be
Just a stranger
Sorry if you think my honesty's too high
But when I see you Why can't I say I miss you?
But that's further from the truth
Can I pretend that you never really had me?
I'm not really the idea
Oh, I don't need to say no more
And I know
You hate being alone
But I won't open doors that are closed
Do us both a favor
Be with you, shoulda called myself a disclaimer
Don't quote on things, don't think about me later No friends, no friends, tell me you're just a stranger
That is Haley Knox with Stranger
That's called Ish Pack
Smokin' on that Ish Pack tonight
Smokin' on that Ishie Pack
That Ishie Pooh Pack tonight Smoking on that ishy pad, that ishy poop hat tonight.
Oh my, that Antoine flower.
To us both a flavor.
That 2020s.
Smoking on that Marby Marlboro.
Smoking on that Marby Marlboro.
Man, that was a good song.
That was good.
That was hard.
I'm going to go purchase that little Hailey.
Thank you.
Little Hailey Knox.
Go ahead, girl.
You be finding a way to get your shit off.
Everyone's talking about you.
I'm going to go get my shit off.
I'm going to go get my shit off.
I'm going to go get my shit off.
I'm going to go get my shit off. I'm going to go get my shit off. I'm going to go get my shit off. I'm going to go get That was hard. I'm gonna go purchase that Lil' Haley. Lil' Haley knocks.
Go ahead, girl.
You be finding a way to get your shit off.
Every once in a while.
Nah, ain't no.
Pee-wee.
Once in a while.
Yeah.
One day she'll play a song that is not so intentional.
That's what I'll say.
It was an accident.
It was always an accident.
Twice a week accident.
Happy accident.
Yeah, happy accident.
Repeat accident. Mm-hmm. Keep making them same accidents. Twice a week, accident. Happy accident, though. Happy accident. Happy accident. Repeat accident.
Mm-hmm.
Keep making them same accidents.
Yeah, damn, again?
Fuck.
Damn, man, I'm so clumsy.
Whoops.
What's gonna happen?
What's gonna happen?
Yeah.
I'm saying.
I'm saying.
I'm saying.
I'm saying.
Hey.
Hey, listen.
Hey.
You gotta change the mood up.
I'm sorry, y'all. Yeah. I'm sorry, y'all.
I'm sorry, y'all.
He told me the ballops ain't gotta be pushed.
He gave up some, when thinking when I go.
Hey, look at me and Mel Vag.
Hey.
Sad about the food gone, she tried
it hard to recreate what had yet to be created.
All Mel, little white girl dancer.
Go get her.
She must have lost her mind. Hey. Listen, man, keep us in your prayers. All male little white girl dancers go with you.
Hey, listen man, keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there.
Until the next time, pray for the rest of these niggas too.
There's more than us that need to be there.
Dead ass, they need it more than us. She's got a face in his life.
Y'all mean?
This is when I hit the spin move and point at her.
Hey!
She's got a face in his life.
Yeah, you know.
Hey!
I'm sorry.
That's good.
As she rises to the top.
Yeah, give me a little line before the hook to sing to her, too.
Everybody else but you.
Hey!
What they know, Mike, Big Mike.
Don't you like the way the boy who believed
he sees the wise man rise above?
Oh, nah.
Where my phone?
You might know this, yo. Where my phone?'re my your notice. Sorry. Yo, that's funny
That's funny dog. I'm sorry. That's funny and you left-handed. It was in your left hand
That's why you got doing, man. That's what we, that's, that's. That's why you got the little shit. Fuck outta here.
Fuck you, that's why you got that shit right there.
Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I'm gonna move down to my desire, wait.
Okay. What's that?
Don't look it.
Oh shit.
I don't care.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No.
Your desires might be different.
What's your desire?
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean that.
215.
Yo, she just clapped for it like, bam!
Like, okay, wait.
218.
Oh.
All right.
Without the Joe Zempik.
Oh man.
Without the Joe Zempik.
I ain't even gonna say it.
All right, I'm taking the ending of this part
off of the Serato,
because I don't have this song in here
and I meant to buy it.
I'm ending with Jermaine Jackson.
Because, number one, I just tweeted the other day,
part of being an adult, part of being an adult
is realizing that Jermaine Jackson had slaps.
Okay.
And-
He did though.
Three?
No, I think more than three.
And I'm playing a song.
I wanted to highlight this song because why the hell would you let your brother get on this song?
No, this is bad.
I know he smacked the shit out of Mike after this.
Oh, I remember this song.
I like this song.
Yeah, let's go.
And I like it with Jermaine.
Mm-hmm.
But, but that nigga Mike did on the second verse of this.
Let me get the outro out while Jermaine is going.
Yo, uh, keep us in your Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, no.
Keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows we need to be there until the next time
we bid you adieu, farewell, adios,
ariva, dirci, hasta la vista, au revoir, so long, goodbye.
Remember that life is a series of moments
and moments pass.
And then.
Look, he's getting shit on.
Let's go, Jermaine.
You go, then you come back for more. Let's go Jermaine.
This is how the song should go until Michael comes on doing that shit.
Whatever I was saying. Arbois blah blah blah blah blah. The baddies are insecure. The stagnant women want to travel.
The closed minded women want you to teach them things.
Grab you an ibuprofen. You might need it.
And until the next time, man, everybody enjoy their weekend.
We will be back same time same place next weekend any fun weekend plans anybody anybody anybody?
No, no, I'm not really going upstate. I got it going upstate, okay
Remember, uh, oh no Thursday. We come to work. Yeah, Thursday we Michael
work yeah Thursday we could Michael Oh Yo! He bodied his n***a!
Oh yeah, I was like, you don't do that!
Well now, he ain't done!
Oh shit!
It sound like Thriller Bar School at some point, come on!
Ayyy! Even the adlibs sound different! It's not like thriller part school at some point, come on.
Hey, even the adlibs sound different.
Jermaine, you better not come on again.
He said hey, wait, hey.
Oh, nah.
Hey Mike, you about to do this song?
Is she doing a feature for me?
Mike, are you sure?
You sure you want me to do this?
You sure?
Feature?
I'm the feature. What's he sure sure you want me to do this
You gotta square it with your brother
Jamey you better not say another word this record. I'm cutting it off That's still Mike. That's Jermaine. He killed that though.
Ain't Mike coming back on?
Hold on, y'all don't even know Jermaine.
He was just too good bro.
Mike was just too good.
Holy shit.
Yo, I think that's so fucked up to do to your brother.
It is.
Who's trying to come out with a hit?
I helped you come out with a hit.
No, no.
No you didn't.
You ruined the rest of my life.
That's not helping me.
You ruined my entire life.
Now you got all these eyes on my record to hear what you did to me.
You ruined Reba's life.
Reba had a smack.
A couple of them had some slaps, but Mike...
Reba. Reba.
Mike just Mike. Rebi.
Reba. Rebi.
Rebi. Rebi. Rebi.
Mike's a hell going.
Oh man, Mike.
Y'all hold it down man.
Everybody have a good weekend.
That's a shame.
Look, he's still laughing.
That's the hogging shit in there. Get yo ass out.
Nigga, I would've went and told dad.
Let me go get Joe Jackson.
Alright, we outta here man. Would have went told there let me go get Joe Jackson Good day, goodbye good energy everybody stay safe I
Want to see y'all back here next week man the worst yes, sir
Holy shit, Jermaine
And that's back in the full Nelson dude.
You supposed to put Mike, you supposed to noogie that nigga.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.
Wedgie.