The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 732 | "Pass The Lunchbox"
Episode Date: June 12, 2024The JBP begins this episode with Ish discussing his trip to Boston for Game 2 of the NBA Finals (20:38) before a major **SPOILER ALERT** as Joe continues to discuss ‘Dark Matter’ on AppleTV (27:00...). TMZ releases video of Sexyy Red getting into a fight at an airport (37:48), the room then reacts to Michael Rainey Jr.’s appearance on a live stream over the weekend in which he was sexually assaulted (45:55), Kai Cenat, Druski, & Kevin Hart link up (1:03:03), and some details on Apple’s next iOS (1:20:04). Also, the YSL trial is still a mess (1:06:38), Rihanna teases a new album (1:35:36), Kendrick Lamar’s speech at Compton College (2:00:30), URL’s NOME 14 event (2:09:53), Part of the Show (2:27:37), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Christopher Williams - “All I See” Ice | Moneybagg Yo - “PLAY DA FOOL” Parks | Austin Sour - “Make It Home” Ish | Lily Massie (feat. Gemaine) - “Lethal Weapon”
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Wait, wait.
Alright, see, y'all, y'all.
Alright, wait a minute.
Y'all some bougie ass niggas.
Wait, no, no.
Yeah, I'm putting my headphones on. We are starting right now.
Yeah.
Y'all a bo-
Yeah, that's a good one.
Wait, that's a good one.
Now that's a good one.
Is there something about Ace Hardware that I don't know?
Ask these two bougie ass audience welcome. Hello. I
Was talking about ace hardware
I say I went got a little bum ass safe from ace hardware amongst other things
But I got a little lunchbox safe from ace hardware and the niggas just immediately started shitting on ace hardware
Well, now I asked you did just safe have biometrics on it and then my guy here began to shit. Yeah guys is
biometrics on it and then my guy here begins to shit. Ish.
Your guy is ish.
I didn't shit.
No, no you did.
I answered your question.
Ace Hardware don't have a safe with biometrics on it.
Why not?
It's Ace Hardware.
That don't answer it.
That's like hate or some shit.
Yeah.
When you go into Dicks, right?
Pride month.
They got all the Dicks.
They got Gucci sneakers and dicks?
I don't know.
They do not.
No.
I haven't been in dicks.
I have, they don't.
They don't lie.
They don't.
There you go.
That's all.
You saying A's Hardwear is some bum shit,
is what you're saying.
It's not bum.
It's not bum, it's just not gonna have a-
It's not low, it's affordable.
It's not gonna have a biometric.
Oh, you think I was somewhere affordable,... It's not low, it's affordable. It's not gonna have a biometric.
You think I was somewhere affordable you think?
You was, you were nice aren't you?
You think I was somewhere affordable?
I think you were slumming it.
I was slumming it by being on the ground.
They let you come back on Bergenland all that.
I was saying, yeah.
Look, they let you come back on Bergenland?
Look, I'm just saying, they let you come back to Bergenland?
That used to be your block.
You know, you got the money down, you don't go to Bergen Line no more.
Oh, I see what's going on here today.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure he told me he gets that.
It's just, goal in our friendship
is to paint me as that guy.
As what guy?
As that guy that won't, that got some money
and won't go to Bergen Line.
When last time you been to Bergen Line?
The other day, nigga.
Before that?
Two months ago.
You are two months, what you are too much. What's your mom?
Three months. McDonald's.
We got to go. You mean, nigga, you're lying.
Now what? You're lying.
I know you know what I'm lying.
You don't know shit about it.
Listen, it's not anything.
I know it's a McDonald's two blocks from your house.
I want to go to America. I bet you.
I was in the area of Motherf, and you tell me where I live.
God damn.
I said you got a McDonald's two blocks from your house.
So I went to Home Depot, you bum ass niggas,
since you tried to put me somewhere affordable.
I went to Home Depot.
Affordable's a slight thing.
It works.
The way that Ish and Mel talk, affordable is a slight.
I didn't even.
They tried to say it in that podcaster,
passive, aggressive way that podcasters do. You did, and Mel does it too. Y tried to say it in that podcaster passive aggressive way that podcasters
do. You did and Mel does it too. Y'all did it together. But anyway, I went to Home Depot.
I got my fucking samples of the paint that I liked and the audience don't care about
paint so I'll speed this up. But the paint that they told me to get that my guy, my trusted guy
told me to get. Why are y'all laughing? Don't trust him no more more that's not where you go by paint Joe
where's not where you go to go yo I don't want to tell you to hit me cuz I
didn't get from Home Depot you bum what are you why are you laughing at me what
you said you were to go get a whole people paint swatches yeah okay I've always
went there got a little sample a put the shit on the thing
So it's real happy to see me. It's a car. Hey, Joe, buddy
No lesson keep going you got to paint samples from Home Depot so that what
So I could leave one. Okay, and then when you find a color in the paint samples that you like
We're gonna get the paint from not Home Depot
Because I'm looking for Benjamin Moore paint.
And Home Depot doesn't sell Benjamin Moore paint.
So go get Benjamin Moore swatches.
Which is what I did at Ace Hardware.
On Bergenland.
That one on Bergenland.
Am I missing something?
Nah, go ahead, go ahead though.
You're talking to the hardware store god right now.
No, I'm talking to the classism god.
That too.
Come on, come on. Yeah. You are the classism god. They do know god, right? No, I'm talking to the classism god. That's who I'm talking to.
You are the classism god.
They do know that, right?
BenJu Moore has their own stores.
Yes, I know.
You could go race.
Yes, I know that.
What is going on?
Why am I being paint shamed?
Yo, niggas will shame you about anything.
That's crazy.
Paint.
Paint, you guys.
Sworn right there in Irvington, man.
All right.
Definitely.
I'm going to start,
because you think I won't go to Irvington.
No.
Yo, just say-
You keep making these little comments.
Every when you go-
Me and you be so good,
and as soon as we hit record,
you start making comments.
No, no.
And you said I can't go to Irvington?
I didn't say can't.
I said you're not going to Irvington.
It's called Newark Lumber.
So if you want to go, just say you-
Newark Lumber.
You get the jigsaw construction
You are newer lumber. Yes
They got I did the jigsaw construction
This cow now you want to help? Oh
Now you want to help it's only been 23 years. Now I get some help. Thanks
No, no order White Castle last night, bruh.
Shit is I ain't.
Shit is I ain't.
Shit is I ain't.
That shit is I ain't want to the fly,
I ain't gonna lie to you.
It was about 12, 30, I was like,
you know, let me just hit this button real quick.
Yeah.
That little White Castle came through.
Hey nigga, the other day I was walking out
at some art gallery in the city.
They had a nice little meat food truck on the corner. I stopped right there.
Hey, let me get a sausage. All of the peppers, onions, jazz it up. And then he looked me in the
eyes and said, you want a Pepsi? Fuck yes. Then I had a decision to make. If you eat bullshit,
you gotta have a sausage. If you eat the sausage sausage pause, you gotta get that Pepsi from the bottom of the thing.
You ain't even got no ice in there.
I say, fuck yeah, I want a Pepsi.
Are you shittin' me?
We in New York, buddy.
Uh-huh. Yeah.
Then he said, can or bottle?
I said, you got both.
Ooh.
He's fancy.
You did. And the glass?
Ooh. And he's fancy.
You did your big one.
You're an idiot.
I'll take the can.
You gotta take the can I'll take the can.
Gotta take the can with all the stranger's germs
that grabbed it before you.
Gotta take that one.
That's what make it good.
Little germs.
That's what make it good.
Like how other people food tastes better than you
if you order the same shit.
Little seasoning.
Little nasty shit around the...
Yeah, little...
No straw too. Just mouth. No straw. It's been in the nose. No straw, too.
Just mouth.
No straw.
It's been in the water.
The water going to take care of that.
Mouth to can.
Take it back to the essence.
Oh, jar gargling back.
Gag, gag, gag, gag, gag.
Cold Pepsi.
Yes.
I don't give a fuck about them Dr. Pepper stats y'all putting out.
I don't even believe it. I went and bought one of them shits. I don't believe it. about them Dr. Pepper stats y'all putting out. I don't even believe it
I want one of those I don't believe it. I went what one what happened? I saw you. Yeah, I don't believe that shit
What is that is dr. Pepper the brand? That's why
Brand Dr. Pepper the brand and all the shit. Oh, no, that was dr. Pepper. That's why why what else they got?
They're like ginger ale. Yeah, a lot of shit under the pet thing. I just was a Pepsi
Yeah, a lot of shit under that pet thing. I should be some Pepsi Oh, yeah Pepsi one
Red Pepsi
My god, we so dumb we are so dumb but yeah, that shit was ass. Yeah, you got too much money to be eating that pigeon
That shit was ass. You got too much money to be eating that pigeon though.
What pigeon?
Don't do that anymore bro.
The sausage?
Ice, I'm not even talking to you.
We know you are a heathen.com.
He calling you bro.
No he's a heathen.
Right, see what he doing?
He got money.
He got mad money.
He just wanna, he loves slumming.
Ice is the regular hood nigga that be with the Muslims
whose grandparents got all the money in real estate.
He got the money.
Yo, he don't have the money. Stop saying that. He got the money. Yo, he don't have the money. Stop saying that.
Who's he?
Me, nigga. I don't have the money.
Yeah, but your grandparents wrote you down favorably in the will.
Speaking of, wait, yeah.
You're gonna try to talk over me.
Yeah, no, no, no.
Your grandparents wrote you favorably.
I'm favorably.
He said he has a boner pick.
I'm favorably.
Pause.
I got a boner pick, man. I went to the hood Chinese joint and got four wings for $10.
We have to do something about this at this point. When the hood Chinese joint and got four wings for $10. We have to do something about this at this point.
When the hood Chinese joint is no longer affordable,
it was non-25, $10.
That's blasphemy.
Oh, that's the perfect time to play
this little fucking shrinkage clip that we have here.
Shrinkflation.
Shrinkflation.
Mm-hmm.
Here we go.
I said the pulsations are gaslighting us.
Their reasoning behind making the bottle look like this
was to make them more aerodynamic.
The Gatorade bottle.
The ventilation is very real
and this is not the only cup.
All right, let's do it.
We've done it and people call it
the Stelz Christ cup. Teach me white TikTok ladies.
Life cereal went from 24.8 to 22.3.
Bounty changed the number of sheets that you get
from 165 to 147.
Honestly, I could keep going.
New size, 300 grams, 250 grams.
Nescafe. They put like a cookie-shaped piece of plastic there. They give you a less burritos. 47 honestly I could keep going new size 300 grams
Like a cookie shaped piece of plastic there. They give you a last three dose used to be 9.75 ounces Oh, y'all know we talked about this on the pile. I told you I don't be a pint no more
I peeped it with the toilet tissue nigga. They can't trick me. I was running out of rolls a little too fast
Just be flying now. She ain't that damn thick. Where they at?
Where is the fucking toilet? Where the sheets at?
Yeah, god damn it.
You know my sweet too fast.
The Haagen-Dazs ain't 16 ounces, it's 14.
But the price went up.
And the price went up.
Ish, for our bet to start about your weight loss journey
and by April, August 1st,
I do need to see you step on a scale
I can't take your word. That's fine you got one here? I told Corey to order one.
I feel like we can get one here within the next couple of hours.
She wants to stick on a scale so bad.
You think he's lying about it? No I mean let's get the bet going.
I think it's going to be fine. Anytime it to, is your body right or nah, Mel shines.
She's right there.
Mel, Mel shines.
She'll be like, all y'all get on the scale, all of you.
But hold up now, I ain't going to lie to you.
I've been outside a little bit, getting dressed, walking by mirrors.
Weight loss Joe ain't chump.
I do like my new Joe Zempik looking body.
For real.
Nigga I put a pair of pants on the other day that was at least 11 years old.
It got right in him.
Feels good man.
You don't have to jump up and down or nothing.
You got some truce.
Alright you okay, get your shit off.
I'm just asking a question fam.
I don't jump up and down for one pants on.
Oh okay, there you go, good.
Salute.
Good.
Oh you don't wear jeans? Here we go. Here we go.
Nah, because you don't wear jeans.
I got a pair of jeans.
You jump up too?
No, I don't.
Any way that I could be seen negatively,
you pop right in, Potter of the...
I don't jump up.
You've never seen me do that before.
I have, though.
You have not.
And if you did, why would you say that?
If you're telling the truth, why would you come in
and say that on the broadcast?
Is that what we want?
Yes.
All right, cool.
Protect me.
Don't look at dumb nigga you.
Protect me.
I've never seen him jump into some jeans.
No, nobody has.
Except for Antoine.
Mitch Ford.
Except Mitch Ford.
We want to protect each other, right?
Yeah, right?
All right, let's dance.
I try my best to.
To do what? Protect everyone. Who's. Let's dance. I try my best to. To do what?
To protect everyone.
Who's everyone?
Everyone here.
I try my best.
I'm not in everyone.
No, I try to protect you.
You shitting me.
You shitting me with what I really think about you
and the things that I say?
You bugging.
I protect the shit out of you.
Oh man.
I protect.
What?
Well, have you protected the nigga with that?
I hate to see what you doing.
You ain't trying to protect the nigga.
Oh, this man nigga's out there that's unprotected by me.
I got a list. I can show you. They ain't doing good. The niggas ain't doing good.
All right. Let's start with some shit defaming women.
Got a little clip. It's really these girlfriends, but it's a fight. Thank you.
Men want to be alone.
But we don't want to be by ourself.
That's right. Amen.
Talk to these niggas.
Does that make sense at all?
Yes. Talk to them.
Explain it to the male.
Explain it to the male. She don't know. Look at this guy looking at his wife like,
not you sweetie, but sorta you, kinda.
Talk to Big Mal.
We want you somewhere, like,
in the dwelling, just not here,
like just like around the corner, in the vent.
You can sit in the vent, I don't care.
If you wanna watch me.
Sit in the vent. In the bay, on the you want to watch me. Sit in the vent.
On the roof, anywhere, but just not in front of me.
Trying to be my friend.
What you doing?
What you doing?
Watching baseball?
Why you watching baseball by yourself?
How come you didn't get me up?
You snuck out of bed.
Why you didn't get me up?
I want to Baseball with you
Move your leg off that ottoman
Sit next to you and wrap my leg around your leg and some weird. I love you Give me your arm! Give me your arm! Give it to me! Listen, give it to me!
Give me a kiss!
Give me a kiss! Mean it!
Mean it!
Mean the kiss!
Mean the kiss!
Recipe, that's Patrice, right?
Yeah, recipe, recipe, Patrice.
Mean the kiss!
Oh my god!
Dangerous! Me and Nikis, oh my god Yes sir, mic check 1212 with the fuckers up out there
Feelin' good, feelin' great Big Jersey, big Jersey always
Always for the ladies, for the ladies, for the ladies
Al-Wida
I'm gonna get this
I admit me thin
Boy, give me chance
I'm gonna break this down
Shout out to wherever You might be proud
Living for a while
You might be in love
You know how I flow
I get your name and you're a girl that I like you still
You know how I feel
You know the way you do your thing
Maybe you can take it on and swing it this way
None says nice weather like Don't Walk Away by Jade
That's how I feel
And that's all chicks is doing out there walking away anyway
Yes, sir
We get some beach weather coming up. Yes, sir
Might learn how to swim
Fuck with me
Self-improvement out there
All the dope boys and the scammers, all the hustlers out there
Wait a minute
All this love, waiting just for you
I just gotta know that your love is true
Keep you running boy, in and out my life
Yeah this was my bag in the club man
Anything with a two-step was a little faster
Looked like I was a little faster
Yes, I'm going to high tomorrow I just need a little time to think about you I'll be right back
Don't walk away, don't walk away
I love you more than you love me
Don't walk away, boy
I'll be right back for ya Everybody looking good and smelling good. Good to see ya like the part about it. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah
That's what we're here to do. Huh? Did this Bob and himself?
You fucking right welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome 732. That's right. Welcome to episode 732 of the Joe Budden podcast
I'm Joe Budden brought to you by prize picks. I'm here with some beautiful, amazing people to my right.
Mel Ford, Big Mel Ford in the building.
Hooty Hoo.
Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo.
How you doing?
How you doing?
I'm feeling great.
Hooty Hoo.
Good, good.
Hooty, hooty, right back at you.
Big issues here.
How you doing, man?
Good.
Good, good.
Long-winded, but he's here.
All right, we got Big Freeze, Irvington's finest, 5%ers finest.
I'm still gonna move my city every week.
Come on, man, you know the vibes.
Elizabeth, what up, we out here.
We out here, Elizabeth.
Poe is here, Big Park's in the building,
Amira's finest, Amira's finest.
Cory's here, Armani is here,
gonna jump in whenever the fuck he feels like it.
Ian is here, Erickson is here.
How is everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
What's going on?
Talk to me.
I'm feeling good, man.
Had a nice relaxing weekend.
Glad to be back at work, bro.
Feeling good.
I was outside.
I was having a good time.
Yeah, fuck with it.
Nah, I was outside relaxing, shaking.
I was outside moving and shaking this weekend.
That's right.
Fuck all that cool, calm shit.
They told me, you heard me?
I'm moving around out here letting them see you.
A little bit.
Letting them see your face if they ain't seen you in a while.
Bergen Line.
Of course.
Oh shit.
So.
I can't see.
What you did, Parks?
I was in a couple little clubs Friday night.
Mixie?
Little mixie, little mixie, little mixie, yeah man.
It was a good time.
They hit the carnival Saturday night.
Yeah, I mean.
Okay, okay.
Vibes, vibes.
A little tall to be on the Ferris wheel, my nigga.
I didn't get on the Ferris wheel.
I didn't get on the Ferris wheel.
I wanted to though.
On the carnival?
Yeah.
This was the weekend to be mixie though.
Yeah, it was.
It was.
It was nice, but not too hot.
You can get it done.
It was a good time.
Why was this the weekend?
What else happened this weekend?
It was just good. Good energy was outside. Friday night night. Me and shorty went hit the strip club. Okay
Jersey. Yeah
Let her rub on some ass and come on
He had a good time couple bucks. We had a good time couple dollars. We had a good time Saturday
Get your big chain on no, no, sir
No, I only have no way a big chain when you go to strip club. No sir, Rolly which watch here
Have my Apple watch on okay, I did go join that
paddock waiting list
You got damn right. I walked right up in there. I'm a white girl. I want to watch up a little bit
Oh, I get done yet, but you were what watch up
What's also? Yeah?
I don't know
You can't pronounce David German
David German, let's go. Okay
German, let's go! Okay.
It's time.
It's time.
No pun intended?
Yeah.
This shit.
I knew that production was going to work out sooner.
Gotcha.
Just for you?
I want to go in for my pops too.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Keep going.
What do you mean?
Somebody else you need to be buying for, no?
You going to tell him what he need to be doing with his money?
I was asking my man a question.
I'm talking about Father's Day.
What's wrong with you?
Oh, that's who we went for.
Father's Day.
We'll worry about everybody else.
After.
At their appropriate times.
There you go.
Alright, let's run from this.
Please, please, thank you.
Unlock anything.
Get him out of there.
Yeah, come on now.
So, what are you doing for problems?
Whoopsie.
How was your weekend, dog?
Oh, it was cool.
I went to the game.
I never been to Boston before, so that was fire.
Ever in life?
Never.
Really?
Yeah, Boston was.
Did you hit the streets whole your whole sex life?
You wasn't fucking Boston chicks. Yeah, I wasn't gonna be
You understand? You know you know, right?
You been there, you been there.
We can get you at the Middle East.
We can get you booked now.
How was it?
How was your time?
Did it go your nigger?
Oh shit.
Not him.
Yo, you crazy nigger.
Dog, I stood out in that motherfucker.
Like, that shit, the stadium?
Really?
That shit is...
How was the seats?
Fine.
That shit is like 99.
You hear him, right? We watched the game. Did you trip the ref? That shit is how was the seats fire that shit is like 99
We watched the game did you trip the rest we was looking for we watched the game so don't inspire us we watched I was I wasn't far from the ref
Okay, but we were looking well, I know where I was where I don't know where I was looking at I
Was looking course. I was
What one for?
I'm a wasn't course. I'm a run. Say that you could say that it's okay. I can't say that
Go back and watch the tape of that game anyway
But nah That shit is white white
Like fair like we stood out on that bitch. Like, Boston? The stadium.
Arena. Arena.
New York.
When you go to New York, it's like a mix.
When you go to, I've been to mad stadiums and mad games.
That was the whitest I ever, like, that shit was different.
Okay. You know what I'm saying?
Like, it was like 98% white.
So you would have stood out in there.
Like, that shit was like that.
But, crowd was electric
Crowd was electric y'all seen the game was fire. Um, then uh after that I say it was all white, but it was electric
I thought you about to diss him. Yo sport nice boys. Wait, you try to say we can't get a little
You know what this funny cuz sports and music
Kind of bridge the gap sometimes.
It's a temporary racism hole.
You go to the garden, Jordan kicking on the dick's ass,
niggas being there high-fiving and hugging you
and all that other shit,
they'll call you a nigga on Monday.
But on Sunday, Sunday, yeah, we high-fiving.
Oh, so you're rooting for the Celtics, that day?
I was rooting for Kyrie, but it's another story.
You did that a little quiet.
You wasn't quiet though, right? You went loud with the Kyrie rooting. I mean, he it's enough. You did that a little quiet. You were quiet though, right?
You were loud with the Kyrie rooting.
I mean, he didn't give us much to root for.
That's true.
It's all right though.
That's true.
I almost broke my foot again, hopping off that Dallas bandwagon.
Because it was going fast.
No, for real.
Because I had to jump off while it was moving.
Yeah, man.
And then salute, salute to,
we got nine pairs of Kyrie's here.
So, salute to Kyrie.
So that was a big jersey.
And I ain't never saying nothing bad about Kyrie
because that guy's inspiration to me.
But when I asked for the Kyrie's, boy, was he kicking up.
And he seems to just slow down a tad bit.
I'm still gonna wear my shit.
I see how he's got his on.
Oh, you wear it right too. I'm still gonna wear my shit. I see Ice got his on. Oh, you wear it right too.
I'm still gonna wear my shit.
But I mean, go ahead, kick up a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give me a reason.
Make me proud to rock my shit.
I'm done supporting the Dallas Mavericks.
I do want them to get a ring, and I like Jason Kidd,
and I like that bullshit that he on,
trying to co-opt the vision.
Jalen Brown's the best player.
I like all of that.
But Luca can guard a fucking hot dog stand.
No, he can't take his home but Luca can guard a fucking hot dog stand
He can guard a bitch and they putting all these are
Montages together of people blowing right by him the dog. I'm not here to do this. They've been bomba. I'm not
No, he likes a calm. I'm done. I'm Europeans are really known for their defensive prowess a lot of time I give some effort you the NBA final. Yeah, I have to make sure the person in front of you
Don't just blow right by you. Yeah
Especially if you're the best niggas player turns out money
That you ain't gotta pay for yeah ages yes bad that's the fucking house or white boy, you know miss any
That white boy house or the knee hit that baseline and start fading away, that shit is all net.
That shit is money.
That's a star up there in Boston.
Every park in America got one of them.
Yeah. Two.
Yeah, a few, but it's one white boy
that's gonna come in here and hit that net
from wherever he's standing.
Flat footed. Yeah.
And that's Halter.
Yeah. But no, the energy, and that's how you better. Yeah. Yeah.
But no, the energy in there was just different, yo.
It's like play, it's like Nick's playoff energy,
but that shit was crazy.
All right.
Where'd you stay at?
Downtown.
I don't even want to say it.
No, the row.
The Ramada.
Oh, you did the Red Roof fan.
He did the Red Roof fan. He was at the Red Roof fan. But like the suite, though. Yeah, the red roof. But like the sweeter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Mel, Mel, how about you?
Sleep on the roof.
How about you?
Give it to me.
How you feeling? What's going on? I'm good. I was I was chilling this weekend. I went and saw a Broadway play which one home
Okay, recommend it
I saw it in your eyes. Yes, you will not shit on something. Go ahead
By the director or Yeah, you know what Antoine Fuqua
It was really just hell getting there because there was like a food festival on 8th Avenue
I don't fucking know why they do that shit that shit is unbelievable, but like it just hemmed up traffic
I would just add three go get this the street sausage, and then they got the big baskets full of broken glass for $5
Yeah, basically it was that was it.
So yeah.
You're not familiar with the New York Street festivals, but that's what they have.
I trust you.
Broken glass, mangoes.
It's weird.
Yeah.
So anyways, that was it.
I went to see a Broadway play.
I got Manny Petty.
I got, I had brunch, chilled with the girls.
That was my weekend.
Okay.
You look like it.
Thank you.
You look like it.
Wait, is that a compliment?
Yes.
Okay, thank you. Yes, it weekend. Okay. You look like it.
Thank you.
You look like it.
Wait, is that a compliment?
Yes.
Okay, thank you.
Yes, it is.
You got your yarmens on?
Yeah.
Your greasy leavens?
Mm-hmm.
Sandy.
Sandy.
Sandy.
Sandy.
Um, spoiler alert out there.
I do want to start with a little bit of dark matter content.
Oh, shit. I watched it
Then you should cover your ears or leave the room
Well, no, cuz I do want you to answer this question, but I am gonna spoil a little bit of it
I know my audience hates that it's cool. I
got up to uh, I
finished for
I got up to, I finished four. I was gonna tell you.
You're a long way away.
Yeah.
No, no, no.
It's six out.
Oh, it's always six?
Okay.
It's six out.
But where they go from four to six is-
Yeah, it turns up a little bit.
It turn up.
Yeah.
Yeah, but anyway, so listen.
Dark Matter is a show on Apple.
They're not paying us to do this.
It's just a really good show.
So we're telling you about it.
But-
But if you wanna pay us. Apple. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, sure. Oh, it about it. But if you want to pay us. Apple.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, it's Apple.
I've tried that talk for a few years.
For a few years, I've tried to have that talk.
It's very difficult at that table to talk.
They just go, thank you.
To Apple.
Thank you.
The door's right there.
We're Apple.
Mr. Boothin.
No, we love what you're doing.
You're great, but we're Apple. And they're right. Yeah, we, yeah. No, we love what you're doing. You're great, but we're Apple.
And they're right.
Yeah, hard to argue.
Hey, if YouTube is winning, Apple can say.
YouTube got niggas by this triangle.
No matter what you do, you need to be on YouTube.
Anyway, listen, here's my thing
that I meant to say last time we was talking
about this show.
Do y'all notice that one pregnancy
fucked everybody's life up?
Yeah.
Outside of Ryan who's a super genius.
Corey, don't start your ATT show.
Too early.
One pregnancy, well, Max, rest in peace, Max, Max was the miscarriage, but one pregnancy
fucked everybody's life up.
Everybody was a mutt and a bum in that world.
Did y'all notice that or no?
Yeah.
I didn't notice.
What do you mean they were a mutt and a bum?
That's the whole impetus of the shit.
Nobody was doing well.
Leighton's not doing well.
The chick that work at White Castle
or wherever she worked ain't doing well.
It's a little bit of pro-life propaganda
if we're going to be real.
Yeah.
Because man's a did-a-did.
Yeah.
Fuck this old shit up.
That's true.
Anyway, carry on.
Also,
fake Jake sleeping with real Jake's wife
is our word.
Yeah. Yes.
Yeah.
It is.
Yes. It is. It is. And that nigga tried to get some pussy when
they was fighting too. You seen him? Yeah. She said, what are you doing?
Meanwhile, the guy is in, real Jake is over there fighting that pussy off with a stick.
That girl cannot wait to get up. She is ready.
They went clubbing and all that shit.
She's ready.
She said do I need to sleep in the other room?
He bodied it.
I don't want you to.
But I need you to.
What?
So I have a few questions. I'm leading up to my real question.
But I'll pause right here.
Would y'all be faithful in another realm?
Yeah, it's temporary. Listen, I'm gonna keep it a buck
Listen I would temporarily I wouldn't a pop but once I'm in another realm yo, I'm about to tell you it gets tricky
Once I figured out I wasn't going back home or I had a hard time getting back home. I'm gonna go get that
Yeah, I need that stress reliever.
This is the-
I'm gonna take it a step further.
Because I'm gonna even get back home.
I'm gonna go to a couple doors and pop in each door.
Oh my gosh.
Wow.
She would've seen what's different over here.
Different in the snow?
It might be different in the snow, man.
Pussy might feel different in this realm.
Yeah.
This is the one time where your real life partner is no way they'll ever find anything
out. Parks? You're right they'll ever find anything out.
Parks?
You're right, they would never find out.
Okay, so I'll speed it up.
We can get off of that one and no one jam anybody up.
My real question to y'all is, if your partner, and hypothetically for you, please, if your
partner wasn't your partner but looked exactly like your partner and hypothetically for you, please if your partner
Wasn't your partner but looked exactly like your partner and was just placed in your house and your life
Like like as is on the show
How long do you think it would take you to figure out that that's not your mate and what would give it away?
Less than 24 hours. Well, they look exactly like your mate. They look identical. I don't care. It's them.
It's just not them though.
I've been with my girl for nine years.
And we've lived together for half of that.
I would know quick.
Bye.
Mad little, it would be the little shit.
It would be like the way that she fucking organizes
or doesn't organize her shit,
the way she comes and puts her shit down on the
Couch or whatever I'd be like you don't do that. Normally. What's up? What I wouldn't think that um cuz on the show dude is bugging out
Right floor. He doesn't realize he bugging out. He gave the kid a heart attack
Yeah, well that was a big that was a bit. He couldn't recognize that that medicine
He thinks he didn't know what it was or what it looked like. Yeah, been bugging the whole time actually. I ain't get there yet.
But she knows, I wouldn't think it wasn't them.
I would just think they was going through something.
Yeah, that's what she thinks.
So I would think that they was going through something.
I wouldn't think it's a totally different entity.
I would just be like, yo, you all right?
You've been a little off the last couple of days.
So you would do the same thing that she did.
Yeah, that's what she's doing.
And the son, they're like, yo, dad's a little walk.
I mean, he's a little tricky bird.
Your brain can't even think that this is a test.
And why would you think that?
True.
Fuck that.
I'm asking y'all.
But I'm telling you, because my brain can't think that,
I'm not going to think this is a different person.
So you would do the same thing.
Yeah, I would be like, yo, what the fuck is up?
Like, the flossing thing, especially,
when she was like, yo, we know when you got a dentist
appointment because you flossed.
That's the only time you floss,
but you've been flossing every day.
Just little shit like that that I know for a fact
you don't do or do, and you are doing the exact opposite,
you'll start to think, yo, what's up with this person?
But you're not gonna think this ain't them
because you just can't wrap your brain around.
Here's where it gets tricky though.
She's happy at first because he comes in,
he's lovey-dovey, he's busting her ass.
Busting her ass, yeah. See what Dick do? first because he comes in, he's lovey-dovey, he's busting her ass.
See what Jig do?
She say he looks better, he dresses better.
Swaggy, he's just swaggy.
Even the girl she was talking to,
she was trying to tell her, the white girl,
she was trying to tell her like,
yo, look at the shit you complaining about.
Like, he's dressing better, he's being more attentive to you,
he's encouraging you to do the full back to paying and all that shit.
Yeah, but then she dropped the bomb
and you're like, oh, you really buried the lead.
You should have led with this part.
Great show, that's all I got.
Thank you Parks for answering that, honestly.
I think I would know rather quickly as well.
And I would do something escalating
and get this bitch out the house.
But would you know it's not her?
Actually, maybe not. You wouldn't think that. You wouldn't know it's not her actually maybe not think it's not well you watch
a lot of shit. No, no, no. I'm not saying you watch a lot of shit,
but the normal individual is not going to be able to even fathom that there's a
identical person. That's not my girl or my husband in this house,
especially when he just went out to a bar and he comes back. Like where was-
It ain't like he was gone for months or nothing.
Exactly, where was the time?
You get what I'm saying?
Yeah, but no, cause I mean, I heard the Tamiya song.
Yeah.
Stranger in my house.
I think that in a real relationship,
the person that you go to bed with could wake up
and be a totally different mother fucker.
So I try to monitor on a day-to-day basis.
Niggas could change and wake up.
That's different from what we talk about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, but I know.
Totally different.
I'll just be like, yo, you all right?
What's wrong with you?
You need to talk about something.
If your girl just start acting like a weirdo in the house,
you're gonna say something.
Of course.
Even if it's shit for the better, you'd be like,
yo, what's up?
I'm not gonna think.
You're still gonna think that's still your girl though.
ET kidnapped my bitch and bought a new person here. What are we talking about? You're not gonna think that. You're gonna think that's still your kid that my bitch and bought a new person here
What we talk about you're not gonna think that you're gonna think it's still your girl
But just something's off here, and you're gonna confront her with it like yo, okay, which evidence
I don't want to drag this cover your ears. Sure. You don't care. I'm about to go
Yo, he sent his he sent homeboy to another universe
That was the flyest shit. I've ever seen somebody do to an opponent
I'm sending you to just he don't even know we here.
It was pretty though.
Perfect world.
Yeah, they told my man.
You I'm gonna take a picture of it for you.
Let me get your phone.
Let me get your phone.
Oh my God.
That was stupid.
Stupid.
This year like fam you can't tell what's about to happen.
Just from the setup that you went to confront dude
with Shorty found the little capture.
Shorty found, she followed him and broke his stash.
The ampule.
The ampule, yeah.
She found that, gave it to my man,
and he realized, oh shit, this is the shit I'm working on.
How you advanced me.
So you confront him saying, yo, I'm getting lawyers involved, like shit, this is the shit I'm working on. How you advance me. So you confront him saying,
yo, I'm getting lawyers involved, like all of this shit.
So you know it's animosity already.
I can follow me.
Yeah, he leading you somewhere.
I would have never took that drug.
Never.
Hell no.
I'm not going in the box with him.
No.
Oh, that's what you're working on?
Cool.
We got to fight it out or something.
I'm not going in there.
So now he sent homeboy to another universe and I knew something was tricky because
how he handled Layton in that little box versus how he handled this dude in the
box very different he barely gave dude any instruction it just chill out yeah
just over here but he said I'm gonna imagine a place that you would love and
then he sent them there.
Is that paradise, theoretically?
Which is Fugazi, because he don't know this version of Dude.
That's true.
So he can't imagine a place that this dude would want.
He knows old him.
This whole show is a mindfuck.
It really is.
It's really tricky.
Go dark matter, ciao to everybody.
I follow later on Instagram like the dick rider group behind
Dick rider group behind follow me back. Hey, we finally first I followed back. I'm such a sucker for that follow back
I'll follow back if I like your character and some shit
Yeah, I will I see fresh Prince of Bel-Air is coming back out on peacock. I'm not watching that shit
I'll be watching. I'm watching. I'm watching bad boys for a hundred four million worldwide
I'll be watching. I'm watching. Bad Boys for $104 million worldwide box office.
Round of applause.
It was a really good movie.
I can't say anything bad about it. It was a really good movie.
Well deserved.
Forgot all about that little smack.
Now they flipped on Chris.
No.
You go be funny, nigga. Do a stand up or something.
He deserved that shit.
The reports are based on the success of the movie.
Nigga's shitting on him now.
Well, let me shut up.
Last time I seen Chris Rock,
he said he listened to this podcast.
Even if it's a lie, I'm gonna take him at it a little.
Nah, I seen him too.
You seen him too?
Yo, you just,
yo, Ish, we gotta talk, we gotta talk something.
Shout out to Chris Rock! Shout out to Chris Rock! Shout out to Chris Rock! The whole Rock family. All right, so where would y'all like to start? Ish we gotta talk we gotta talk
Alright so where would y'all where would y'all like to start sexy red TMZ drops the footage of sexy red fighting in the airport I couldn't see if she had hands or not
She had a pole. Yeah, I was gonna say is that she's going with the pole, right?
Yeah, she had a pole like slang pole or no, no, no
Airport, you know the little the line shit that they block. Oh, she grabbed one of those and got busy
Oh, she could swing that shit
She is happy. Yes. Yes. If you're trying to take about you could swing adrenaline as a motherfucker. I
Want to know why it's always Newark Airport. Let's go to our Newark couch here
Airport. Let's go to our Newark uh, couch here.
Toss it to you guys.
I don't know why it's Newark Airport, man.
I wish you niggas stopped.
I wish y'all stopped in all the airports.
But it's not always Newark.
Atlantic, Atlantic gets it in.
Atlantic gets some fuckery.
But Newark is high on the list.
It's high.
When people forget their gun in their bag,
it's typically at Newark.
Homeboy the basketball player, what's that,
D'Angelo Russell that had the drugs in the Sprite can,
that was at Newark.
Homeboy that had a scrap with the Delta worker
was at Newark.
For me, I see Newark a lot.
I usually see him a lot in Spirit,
and it's not specific to the airline.
She wasn't flying Spirit, though. No, no, no, I
Don't think she was that didn't look like spirit
Listen, man, I just watch our new work is such a peaceful air
But then there really is nothing to fight about here, especially in a new get in the new gate
Ain't nothing about at the airport beautiful y'all keep saying just no, there's nothing about whatever I hold up
What let's do it you be wanting to fight at the airport, but there's a lot of common sense
Gotta kick it like that's what I'm saying the common sense outweighs it like you know what?
Where was Jim at when they just got into the little scuffle at the airport when jump jump Newark that was no no no
No, that wasn't that was Newark Google it really Google it when Jim jumped the
white boys he landed he jumped over from wherever he was like he was going to
baggage it did look like he was going to work airport even if it wasn't it was
fucking that's fucked up yo yeah Fort Lauderdale Hollywood International
Airport I'm wrong
Lauderdale Hollywood International Airport. I'm wrong as hell.
I'm wrong as hell.
Trying to put that shit on North.
Trying to put it on us, yo.
He was headed to North.
Something in the water.
He was headed to North.
Something in the water.
Parks, tell me some of the reasons
that you would want to fight in the airport.
You would be bad rude, and ornery,
and all types of shit in the airport.
Are you crazy?
There's a reason you would want to.
I'm talking about to actually do it.
No, no, I'm not going to do it.
But you be wanting to.
Nah, no, I don't know.
I'm just budging you in the line.
The whites be a little rude in the airport, yo.
Dwight.
You just be in Starbucks, they'll just cut you off.
Yo, dog, I need a latte too, nigga.
Fuck is you don't?
Just like you wasn't even there.
You go wait online and order at Starbucks, you don't have the app where they just make
your shit while you head over there?
I might just be impromptu, I got some time to kill.
That's what I just did.
I had some time to kill.
I just bought.
Usually I'm running late. You know I'm always procrastinating. I'm just running late most times. I didn't think that applied for a flight. Yeah
I've been Carl Lewis in the airport before so when you break out of that
Rushing just don't feel good. I hate Russian anxiety of Russian it sucks
They all made anytime I rush I know already like I'm gonna forget something
That's why I hate rush but like, I'm gonna forget something.
That's why I hate rushing.
But even if you didn't forget nothing else,
just the hustle and bustle of rushing is annoying.
I hate rushing.
Yeah, it's just corny.
What are we talking about?
Oh, fighting in the airport.
Yeah, I can't share in this.
There's no time that I want to fight in the airport.
My last fight in the airport,
that's what me and Reese was gonna fight. in the airport, that was where me and Royce was going to fight.
In the airport?
Yeah.
I talked to him in a way I shouldn't talk to him.
He didn't take kindly to that?
Not at all.
Man, I was high.
That's my brother.
I love Royce.
That's my guy.
Shout out to Royce.
Them niggas got on the plane without me.
Left me right there.
That nigga's got on the plane.
You serious?
Yes.
Yo, you're an asshole. Them niggas left me up. You serious? Yes.
Yo, you're an asshole.
The niggas left me.
I took the next plane.
And fell asleep and missed it.
Oh shit.
I fell asleep at the gate and missed that plane.
Yeah, no, it's crazy.
It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Yeah, I'm not fighting it.
I'm not.
Get a first class ticket in the voice of the city.
Shit, wait.
That's why you get the first class ticket. To not be around the niggas that you want to be up. And the pre- city. That's why you get the first class ticket.
To not be around the niggas that you wanna be up.
In the pre-check.
The pre-check.
That's why you do it.
Clear, pre-check, ain't clear, double down.
Hey, we ain't doin' no fight in that Delta Lounge.
We up there, nah those muffins are good, get that muffins.
Asparagus is nice and crispy.
There ain't no fight in that Delta Lounge.
You get arrested, you fight in that Delta Lounge.
Getting arrested at their point, they got arrested. You get arrested you fight that Delta Lounge. You get arrested at their airport.
They got arrested.
Going to Boston I had to sit economy.
Oh my god.
How ever did you make it?
They fucked me up fam.
30 what?
15B.
Middle.
United,
United is on some bullshit. They, yo.
Get them.
If they was watching, what would you say?
My delay was three and a half hours.
Yeah.
United be on some bullshit.
To Boston.
To Boston.
That's crazy.
And you took the middle, I wouldn't even take the middle.
I would've drove.
Shit.
I didn't know.
I don't have to the Amtrak.
I got to the game late and all that shit.
I was mad as hell.
When did you get to the game?
Second quarter. I was mad as hell, bro did you get to the game? Second quarter. Oh, sorry.
I was mad as hell, bro.
Like a different type of mad, my nigga.
Like I was on fire.
That's how you represented us in there with all them whites.
You couldn't even be on time.
You coming to the game on the guardley, middle seat.
Mad as hell, my nigga.
Like a different type of hot.
No bullshit.
But then they
Mistakenly gave away my seat at the game on a flight Oh, they mistakenly gave away my seat had to move make some moves and give me a seat because I went crazy in here
I won't bugged out. Oh you get your camera
Fucking literally, why it was Antoine Fuqua that bitch, but yeah, it's a drastic difference,
so I'm not going to hold you down.
Especially a middle seat?
Coming back.
Boston flight ain't even long.
Nigga, coming home, I was like this.
Going there, I was like this.
He too big to be in the middle seat.
Yo, some tall motherfucker, I couldn't even get mad at him.
Because he was in hell like me.
He on my knees, I for sure on my knees
was poking this nigga in the back paws.
I'm like yo, this is some bullshit.
You don't know how niggas do it, right?
Where did you rest your arm?
Little Indian nigga next to me had a laptop,
so I got my, and yeah.
I bullied my way into the bowl.
I feel like they'll see you, you deserve both that.
About to get that G-card.
I bullied my way, cool little white lady on the left. Indian dude on the right.
All right, I'm good.
You got both of them?
Yeah.
It's a shame how we identify people.
That's great.
That's my people.
Indian lady.
No, no, white lady.
Indian man.
Oh, got it.
Those are my people's though.
Got it.
But no, that's-
You think you're bad when there's a white lady next to you on a plane though.
That's when it's going to play.
With a first class thing?
Oh, this was economy.
Never mind. You hear him? Never mind. first class, oh this was economy, nevermind.
Yeah? Nevermind.
Yeah, Rat and Randy?
Yeah, get back. What else is important, unimportant, fighting at the airport, thoughts and prayers to sexy Rat.
Yeah, that's gonna make it tough. Well I'm sure she's got, she'll get out of it.
She's not pregnant right?
I don't know.
That's my only thing when I see the girls.
No, she just had a kid, right?
Well, that may be right.
That's how your baby mama always try to get back in your life.
Do you want me to have a baby?
You want me to have a baby?
Can we, you want our brothers, our kids to have different babies?
Yes, bitch.
Yes.
I want our kids to have, yeah,, bitch. I want our kids to have...
Yeah, you go have a little half-brother or something.
I ain't doing it.
Hello?
What's going on? How you doing, huh?
Y'all know Baby Mawz are trying that shit?
No, I don't know that.
Have you never heard of that?
I've heard of it, yes.
Y'all get texts.
Y'all do get texts, boy get tits. Y'all do get tits, boy. Oh my God.
Alright, we can leave it.
Alright, what else we got?
I'm sorry.
Male trauma is deep.
Speaking of male trauma, y'all wanna get right into it?
A little essay?
A little essay. Every time I think I'm coming in.
That Wednesday part is like reserved for essay.
You niggas get to essaying on Monday.
On the weekend. Yeah, man. I'm coming that Wednesday part is like reserved for essay you niggas get the essay and on
So Michael Rainey from power from the power universe
Did some streamers stream? I don't know the guy no disrespect I just am not familiar because I'll be 40 tell them you 44
Don't remember
Don't do that. She ran that off quick. I didn't like that
Don't remember. Don't do that. She ran that off quick.
Yeah, I didn't like that.
44 in August, thank you.
You're a grown-in taxi, come on.
Yeah, no, the lady gonna put my arm through.
I told y'all the cream, the aging cream.
The anti-aging cream?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's a good thing.
I would do it.
Okay, good.
Fuck y'all.
Anyway, so Michael Rainey did a streamer's dream.
It was kids there, it was other young men there,
and the streamer's younger sister just popped in
and started...
Groping him.
Groping him, fondling him.
It was a long time.
It was.
It certainly wasn't quick, by any means.
In front of the kids.
In front of everybody.
In front of everybody.
From the world.
Yeah, but to do it in front of kids just displays like a whole, I mean to do it period, y'all are right.
In front of people displays a different level of either arrogance, ignorance, boldness.
But the kids is there having a good old time. They chilling. You're doing it right behind the kid's head.
But anyway, so she did all of that. Michael Rainey looked confused. He looked distraught. He looked uncomfortable.
He put two hands over his crotch.
You guys know the shit you do.
There's a chick that keeps trying to grab at your dick.
And then the stream abruptly ended,
and he left about 20 minutes later.
Shames me to have to speak about this with you guys,
but I'll throw it to
my distinguished panel. How do we feel? We do not have to gender war this. We can
actually be sensitive and you know let's try to be adults. I know it's difficult.
Well at least for me. It's tough for me.
Speak for yourself. Yeah it's tough for me to be an adult. I'll toss it to the adults in the room.
No. Yeah, that is tough to be the adult.
Sometimes it does.
Sometimes I'm-
You are the adult in this room.
Yeah, sometimes I really want to be super immature,
but I mean, he should press charges, honestly.
I mean, I know we have this conversation about,
you know, men don't feel like they're in a position
to do such, you know, press charges and stuff like that,
but that shit was violating. it was gross to watch,
to observe, and the apology was whack.
Why is she not apologizing, first of all?
Why is he apologizing?
Because who the fuck is she?
And what does she have to lose?
What does her apology mean to anybody?
The brother is the one, it was his platform,
it's his stream, he's clearly got some motion
and some movement,
he's the one with the shit to lose.
I understand that.
She still should apologize to him.
I agree.
And maybe he should have pulled her on the stream,
since he was apologizing on her behalf,
pulled her there, forced her to give an explanation
and an apology at the time, but that shit was gross.
Really uncomfortable to see.
I'll read Michael Rainey's,
the shit that he put out. His statement, he said,
At this point, everyone is seeing the video
circulating online. I'm still in shock
and don't fully know how to process what happened
last night. This is an unfortunate
situation that I do not condone
in any way. I can't take
it lightly because I know I would be in
serious trouble if the roles were reversed.
The fact is, sexual assault is never okay regardless of gender or status.
We're all human. We should all respect each other. Most importantly, we should
always respect ourselves. Well said Michael Rainey. And I agree. She, touching people, anybody just against their will
is wrong and Shorty should have some repercussion to that.
Like, and not just a slap on the wrist,
he should pursue that all the way through.
I know it's this whole machismo thing,
dudes can't say X, Y, Z towards women
and he not supposed to, I don't give a fuck about none of that.
Show is wrong all the way across the board.
Like he said, if the situation was reversed,
it would be...
He'd have hell on earth to pay.
He'd lose everything.
Yeah.
He would literally lose everything.
He could lose his career.
Yeah, absolutely.
No, he would.
He would.
On camera like that, he would lose everything.
So it don't give you the right to do that to him for whatever reason.
She felt comfortable enough doing it.
She should face repercussions for that.
That's a wild move.
Just go right in and grab the beat on camera.
And it happens. It happens, though.
It does. It does. It happens.
When you guys saw that, was that like in any way, shape or form triggering to any of your own experiences?
No, I'm not gonna say triggering.
Okay.
I've been there before, but it didn't trigger
and make me like, it's just niggas know.
Yeah, issue, what, two pods ago,
you expressed that you've been walking through clubs
and women have grabbed your ass and grabbed your dick everybody in here and yes so do you find
it offensive I don't mean to laugh I'm sorry but I just said it is funny no but
it's that it like he bought
yo nah I mean to be totally honest, it's normal.
Like that's not irregular for us.
So you feel like that behavior is normal?
What I'm saying is.
I think that, see, this is the thing, whenever this kind of situation happens to a man, the conversation devolves into, well, he can't do
anything about it because, you know because society doesn't really give a fuck
about men like that, but it takes pursuing action
to have conversations like this to normalize it being,
it not being like a double standard,
where women can file charges against somebody
who violates them, men should be able to feel
the same, that they would be able to feel the same, you know, that they
would be able to do the same thing.
Because I'm sure that disrupted your time in greenhouse.
We shouldn't laugh.
We shouldn't laugh.
This is a very serious subject.
I don't mean to.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm chilling.
I'm just saying.
Because you got, what are you saying to what you say?
You can't say nothing to, bro, all of that stuff is theoretical, right?
It all sounds good in theory.
I don't know a man that's going to go say, yo, she grabbed my butt, I want her kicked
out the club and I want to press charges.
So can I ask-
I don't know a man that would do that.
Can I ask you this?
Did you get a look at the women that did this to you?
Of course.
Uglier than that.
No, it'd be bad.
It'd be something, it'd all be ugly though.
It'd be fire.
Okay, does that ever change how you feel about being groped
if it's like a super duper baddie
or if it's somebody who's not very attractive?
Does that ever change how it makes you feel?
Personally, no.
Groping is groping though.
Don't try to trip us up.
No, I get with the things that we be sending to you
that you always run away from.
Don't use our points against us.
No, groping is groping, wrong is wrong.
You fucking trying it.
And I'm okay with, it's double standards in the world.
You're okay with the double standard?
Yeah.
This particular double standard.
I just, I'm-
It didn't feel like you were a couple of weeks ago.
Mel trying to go.
I don't want, I'm a slippy a jack.
Which makes for good part.
No, this is what I'm saying.
This is what I'm saying.
No, the other day I didn't say that it was bad.
I didn't say that I accepted it.
What I said was based on the definition of whatever word
we looked up, every man in this room has felt that before.
You get what I'm saying?
I didn't say if it was right or wrong. It's just you, you, if a girl grabs your ass in the club, if a
girl grabs your dick in the club, we keep it pushing. Again, we're not going to stop
time to be like, yo, kick her out. I want her gone. That's just something that we got
to deal with. There are double standards that are in men's favor and there are some double
standards that are not in your favor and you just move through life accordingly based on those.
And that's not contingent upon what shorty
look like or nothing.
Like it could be the bad chick, it could be the ugly chick,
like it's happened where somebody rub up against you
in the club or in a setting somewhere and it's just like,
man, chill, stop.
Wrong is wrong, Mel.
Yeah, you gave the nigga the Mel hug up here.
It's like, I'm joking, I'm joking.
Who?
Male.
Stop.
No, no, no, don't do that.
You fucking stop.
We don't want a dog bow.
Don't invite the dog bow.
Yeah, but if we gave somebody the male.
Just abort.
Let it go.
Just run, girl.
Trust me, let it go.
I wasn't even trying to shoot,
but that's a really good example.
If a man gave somebody a male hug,
that might be, yeah, that might be misconstrued.
He's going to jail. Dead, that might be misconstrued.
He's going to jail.
Dead-ass series.
Okay, then...
If I hug any woman the way...
The male hug, what we saying?
That's like the jilt I'm said to do.
Oh, good for you.
Good for you now.
If I do that hug, I'm going to jail.
It's over.
The male hug is welcomed.
See?
Hot.
Okay.
You really want to have it?
I'm not doing anything. ice did he say it every
single did he say it doesn't it every thing I have an established
relationship with every single person who's gotten the mail do you hear
yourself what that doesn't mean I don't mean it's welcome that way that does not
make it welcome
way that does not make it welcome. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on,
hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold
on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, I just want to make it clear that the Mel hug does not include a dick grab. Let me just make that
Unwelcome advance is an unwelcome advance. Come on school. That's right
No, I understand all about unwelcome advance I just really may want to make it clear
And also that they're walking over to me to hug me.
Mel.
This is, be very clear about this.
Don't misconstrue this shit.
Do not misconstrue this shit.
I do not offer unwelcome advances
towards anybody that has ever come,
oh anybody, fuck this pod, anybody.
Mel. That's pretty pretty. how do you determine what's a welcome
versus unwelcomed advance?
How do you determine that?
Reciprocal energy.
Corey, start up that oven.
That's not for you to say, whether he welcomed the Mel hug.
We're not talking about a hug.
We've seen you give somebody a hug,
and we've seen somebody give you the Mel hug. We're not talking about a hug. We've seen you give somebody a hug, and we've seen somebody give you the male hug.
Two totally different hugs.
That male hug, they look good, though.
I'm not trying to, again, I'm not trying to be funny.
We've seen this.
We joke about it, off camera with you.
You be killing that hug.
We've seen that.
Oh.
Who makes the determination
whether the male hug was welcomed or not?
That shit is a warm hug.
I guess that person. But if there's, you're not clear if they want that male hug was welcome. That shit is a warm hug. I guess that person.
But you're not clear if they want that male hug or not.
If they're walking over to me to give me a hug
and I am reciprocating the hug,
then it is a welcome interaction.
All right, now.
I am a 47-year-old woman.
I think I've figured out what is welcome and what is not.
Who wants that and who doesn't?
I understand what you're saying.
I understand what you're saying.
I understand what you're saying.
I understand what you're saying. I understand what you're saying.
I understand what you're saying.
He was begging for a hug.
He was dressed for it.
Sugar's been looking like that.
He was looking like a snack.
You guys are fine.
Sugar did your big one.
Me.
See?
This went from dick grabbing to a bell hug.
No, we just was talking. It's important that we have these conversations, at least, See this one this one from dick grabbing to like a bell hug
It's important that we have these conversations at least even if they are a bit uncomfortable because
We're dying and no but but when you drive the line the funny the funny part is just in hearing Mel say The waste is a good spot
No Yeah. Yeah. See. What? No part. But no.
Well, that's true too.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's a starting point, I'd say.
Okay.
But no, no, the thing that Mel is saying is that, yo.
Highlights.
I'm familiar with this person.
If they walked over to me to give me a hug,
then the interaction is welcome.
The degree of the interaction is still unknown
because we haven't verbally said what is acceptable versus what is not.
You don't have consent.
And the time.
You didn't have consent.
Stop man.
What? That ain't that what you're saying.
And look, so it could have been a woman that you had sex with before. So you think that these things are above board because we had sex before and they may not be.
They're not. They're honestly not.
Totally understand that.
Why do you think I keep agreeing with these pockets?
It's not okay.
And it's right.
That's absolutely right.
Just because you had a prior interaction with the person
does not necessarily mean that you can continue with that.
That you can feel all over their fucking chest,
nipples and shit during the hug.
Again, this is also not part of the Mel hug.
Pelvic to pelvic.
Explain to them what the Mel hug is so they know.
The claw back is the Mel hug.
Yes.
The what?
The claw back.
The claw back?
This, this.
Under the arms.
Yes.
That's the Mel hug.
The warm embrace.
And the leg lift.
I didn't know leg lift. You leg lift? What leg lift? You guys are dog-fellows. Did I pee. And the leg lift. I did no leg lift.
You leg lift?
What leg lift?
You guys are dog-fowling.
Did I pee on it?
I'm not dog-fowling. I'm shuttling out.
You guys are dog-fowling.
Also, I'm short.
You guys are dog-fowling right now.
Also, I'm short, so usually my arms are underneath theirs.
Go ahead.
Okay, so that's how...
Can you imagine if I did like the around the neck hug?
To refreshing water, is it?
Yes, a nice water.
The orange and white, I like the way the bottle is.
What? I like this song.
Shout to Ace Hood!
Boom! Body to body, I don't know what you got
Body to body, body to body, body to body
Body to body, body to body, body to body
And just for the record, if I saw somebody turn down the male hug
They don't be turning down the male hug
But, nothing, I can't say it right?
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Now, before we leave that streaming conversation,
Michael Rainey, thoughts and prayers, that was foul,
that was fucked up, we're not gonna gender war this out.
Mel, your hugs are foul, stop that shit.
Um, streaming culture,
and I don't know enough about it to comment,
but it seemed like it'd just be a lot of niggas in the house while
the guest is there.
Like whoever's in the crib just come and turn up and yada yada yada yada yada.
Get these dirty niggas the fuck away from me.
That's part of the show.
No, clean it up.
It's part of the show.
I'm sorry buddy.
It's not, that's cause I watch a couple of these streams now. And it's not.
I don't want to talk to your sister.
I don't want to see your babysitter.
It's just a little bit about your dirty little brother.
Random chaos going on.
It's your dirty 10 year old brother out the fucking shot.
I'm not here for that.
I'm sorry.
But you and that's why.
You're not the demo for that Joe.
No, no, that's why I'm a broadcaster and not a streamer.
You're 44.
Oh my Lord.
Imagine that.
Think like some of the random shit that your sister
or your babysitter may or may not do
might be the shit that go viral
or the shit that they wanna see.
You know what I mean?
Just the random nonsense that could go on.
Okay, listen, I'm gonna take you brother's word for it.
I don't watch it, I'm just saying.
I don't watch it either, but onto good news in streaming,
Kai Sanat, Drew Ski, and Kevin Hart.
Amazing.
Stream, beautiful.
Absolutely beautiful.
They did the Spend the Night thing.
They were all funny.
I like seeing Kev Hart with Drew Ski and Kai Sanat
who are clearly taking that next leap
in what they're trying to do.
It just looks good.
It looks good, it feels good.
It's just like, I don looks good, it feels good.
It's just like, I don't know, like black boy joy. Nah, that shit is just funny, bro.
I was watching that shit die and laughing.
That shit is, they are hilarious.
I wanna play a clip from when Kev called LeBron.
These niggas is funny.
If I can get some volume.
Oh, maybe I need to pay my wifi bill.
Yo dog, your phone off again. Listen. LeBron, what you start saying? LeBron, we're going, nigga! If I can get some volume. Oh, maybe I need to pay my Wi-Fi bill.
Your phone off again.
This is funny. Show them to everybody. Yes, yes, show them.
Show them to the world.
The world heard what I just said.
Well, they just heard you say- Well, they don't know that you said n***a like
that.
They didn't know you said it.
They didn't know you said it.
You just said it, I said it.
Nah, none of the world heard you say n***a.
Just show them.
Show them.
Nah.
Show them.
They had like 800,000 people in this.
Yeah, they did.
No, he definitely said it, y'all.
Nobody would have.
Hey, Bron said n***a, y'all.
Hey, LeBron, say something. Hey, Bron! Say No, he definitely said it, y'all. Hey, Braun said nigga, y'all.
Hey, LeBron, stay sharp.
Hey, Braun.
Say nigga.
I don't know how you say nigga like that.
No, Jibany.
LeBron James.
LeBron, Braun.
LeBron be saying nigga.
Hey, show Braun.
Show Braun, bro.
Hey, show Braun, bro.
Hey, Braun be saying nigga, dog. Hey brawn be saying nigga bruh!
Show him!
700,000 people!
Brawn!
Show him!
700,000 people!
Show him!
Hey brawn be saying nigga!
Show him!
Hey brawn be saying nigga!
Brawn be saying nigga!
Look what it would take to be a real nigga.
Say hey.
Say nigga!
Say nigga brawn!
Say nigga again!
Say nigga again!
Say nigga again!
Yo she's like, I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you!
I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you! What it take to be a real nigga? Say hey. Say nigga. Say nigga bro. Say nigga again.
Say nigga again.
Say nigga again.
News your friend.
Yo, shout out to them.
That shit is great, bro.
That shit looks fun.
It looks like a good time.
See, good positive shit could come from streaming.
He ain't have his little dirty sister come downstairs and start roping on dick.
That shit was hilarious, bro. Drewski's just a funny motherfucker.
Grabbing on soft dick too.
Nothing she was doing was gonna get some movement
out of it, neither.
She wasn't looking like, even if there was consent,
she wasn't about to get it where it needed to go.
How old was that girl?
I wonder how old she is.
She was young.
Anybody with a son in school know
that it's these little heifers out here that's fast.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, these chicks, yep.
If you got a son in school, you know how it starts.
It ain't him.
Niggas don't know what they dick do until somebody comes show them what to do.
In that coat room.
Under the table.
Yo, you too?
Canadian tables.
Different. Canadian table. That was different.
Canadian table.
A little more room under there.
Mel!
What?
No way!
You look good back in school.
Did you look good in school?
I had like an ugly duckling face.
Between what years, you think?
Nine and eleven.
Moving right along!
She be trying to provoke it. Between what years you think? Nine and eleven. Moving right along.
She be trying to provoke it.
Moving right along.
What else happened that is important or unimportant?
Anything near and dear to your hearts?
Have y'all been following this YSL trial?
No.
Yes, but no.
It's been for years.
Only the antics.
It's been for years.
The trial has been all antics damn near.
The latest shit, so one of their star witnesses
was YSL Woody.
And they put the interrogation, yeah, yeah, pause.
Prop mom.
Yeah, that's true.
So be a Woody.
Shout out to Woody.
They put the investigation, the interrogation tape out
where he's in there, he's telling the police,
listen, I can give y'all information
about a murder that's gonna happen tonight.
If y'all give me a phone and let me get out,
I can lead you right to him, all of this type of shit.
So, bro, bro, he was going crazy.
I didn't see that.
Yeah, he was going crazy.
So he takes the stand.
Niggas be wanting freedom.
Last Friday and invoked the Fifth Amendment and I don't remember nothing.
All right, so he didn't give him nothing.
But he gave him everything in the statement,
in the interrogation room.
Got it.
Now you take the stand,
you thought you was gonna fifth your way out of it.
Cause they gave him immunity.
Yeah, they gave him immunity as part of the deal.
Okay, he did the.
Oh, but immunity dependent on your testimony.
Oh, write that down just in case.
So, he gets to stand, Fifth Amendment,
judge said, alright, I'ma hold you in contempt for the weekend,
we'll come back Monday and see how you feel.
Monday comes, now they say, okay, he's going to testify.
Thug's lawyer says, yo, I got wind of a meeting that took place between you, the DA, and
the witness.
And Woody.
Yeah.
Woody was in the meeting?
Seriously?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm with the judge.
So rather than address it.
How'd you find that out?
I'm with the judge.
That's what the judge wanted to know.
Yo, how you found that out?
I saw that clip.
I'm not telling you how I found it out. It don't matter how I found it out. Yeah. It's literally like. want to know. How you found that out? I saw that clip. I'm not telling you how I found it out.
It don't matter how I found it out.
It's literally like-
It shouldn't matter how I found this out, bro.
This happened.
What's more important is y'all had a secret meeting
with a witness that we have not been privy to
nor were we there to see what the fuck is going on.
So how did y'all had this secret meeting over the weekend?
Let's talk about that.
Don't talk about how I know about the meeting.
Talk about how y'all had the meeting.
And miraculously, this witness says he'll testify now.
I do want to know how you found out about our secret meeting.
Now, on the law side of things, this does sound like grounds for a mistrial.
It does.
Don't listen to me on this.
He's a star witness, bro.
He's one of the...
I feel like there's been grounds for a mistrial long ago.
The end of the year.
Yes. So don't listen to me. I don't know nothing about nothing. I hear them Atlanta courts are strict. I
Hear they be on some shit. I don't know but it sounds like mistrial
And the judge is like nope
Sounds like railroad judge should have recused themselves several times over. Nope railroad to that's what it sounded
But it been looking like railroad.
But they having a hard time getting up the hill.
They having a hard time on the tracks.
Yeah, they are.
Yeah, they got a train, but it just won't get to pushing.
I think I can, I think I can.
So it's a bullshit.
So because the lawyer wouldn't tell the judge
how we found out, the judge said,
I'm gonna hold you in contempt.
And locked his ass up for.
30 days, weekends.
Weekends. Weekends.
And the attorney asked if he doesn't win his appeal,
if he could spend that time with Thug,
to which the judge said, yes.
I want my lawyer to move like that.
I want my lawyer. Hell yes.
Hell yes.
And the other ill shit was once that happened,
all these other lawyers showed up. 20 to 25 lawyers showed up to rep him.
To rep him.
And his wife is handling his appeal.
And his wife is defending him.
That's nice.
Bro, really?
Yeah.
That's nice.
Yeah.
Now that looks crazy when all these other lawyers show up.
This is some bullshit.
They look like, yo, this is some bullshit.
Because he said, yo, like, yo, this is the Constitution
we talking about.
How y'all just make y'all own rules up, like that's crazy.
I ain't no, yeah.
Thug coming home.
Great, Slaps back.
They trying to take everybody with slaps.
They are.
So, slaps back, great.
Thank God, I've been in my 1991 bag.
Cause they keep taking all the slaps.
91 or 01? 91, 91, 92. I'm in my Jodeci forever my lady. I'll be sure. I'm in my throwback bag.
I'm liking a little, there's some songs, I'll be playing a little game in the house. There's some
songs that when you put it in Apple and just play it wherever that algorithm go is nuts so
some of them songs from 91 if you just put it in and let it grew up and play
lever baby I'm ready I'm ready give you all of my time stop it now y'all forgot
about lever rest in peace lever y'all forgot about lever I don't think much
it automatically just does the random play. Why I don't know
It's probably setting up turned off turn that on. I do the radio though a lot now
Turn that shit on buddy, you put in your P Rock and see Right from Lawrence on the ground always. Whoa! The souls of mischief.
Dickable planets, baby. Come on.
Talk about a Saturday.
Brand newbie, let's go.
Parks is such a head.
He is, though.
Hey, GIF. Hey, Parks still putting
that Dave nigga on songs.
That David, what's his name? David Bars.
How about that? Hey, Giff, you my man.
I like Giff a lot.
I love Giff, man.
Stop allowing Parks to give talk.
I'm a producer.
Nah, nigga.
Get David Bars off them songs.
Don't let no nigga named Bars rap on no song of yours.
Ever again.
Bars is nice, man.
He too nice.
He keep being nice.
Every time I hear him, I'm like,
that's that Dave nigga again?
Yeah. Oh, shit. That old Dave. I am like that's a Dave
Young niggas is hungry
Shout out to Katsunet, Kev Hart, Drew Ski and everybody that they let in their stream
But the rest of you niggas with dirty sisters that want to grab on dick keep them upstairs or downstairs
Get your little dirty content house people away from me
What they do? I mean, I don't give a fuck listen listen real talk They're following Kassan not like when he had Nikki on there
He had his family down there his sisters were down there shit like that. So they just trying to any family know that
Exactly his family know what's at stake to
His family's levels his family know what he's doing. Cottonat has also already had a learning experience. Yes. Yes he has. And when you have one of those,
you learn. You move to what you learn. I'm sure they're going to learn. This is old boys
learning experience. Yeah, because his first biology was some bullshit. Or his first state
was some bullshit. He came back, cleaned it up, recognized the seriousness of the matter.
So salute to him for the fast fix.
I do watch that Power episode.
I see what y'all was saying.
Oh, I'm not.
I'm just kidding.
Go ahead.
I'm gonna keep watching.
No, I don't got no deep dive,
but I see what they were saying.
There's some bullshit going on.
Hold up.
So at the end of the episode,
I don't care if y'all saw us, I don't care.
Oh, we spoiling everything.
They introduced Michael Ealy to the show.
Yeah. Love him. Yeah. It's. Oh, we're spoiling everything. They introduced Michael Ealy to the show. Yeah.
Love him.
Yeah.
Isha's having a hard day at the bar.
He's giving you the face like he doesn't, but go on.
What do you think though, now?
You never say anything that will look good.
No, I don't think he's giving Isha a hard time.
Medium time?
No, not really.
You think Isha has no problem with Michael Ealy at the club? Michael Ealy. Or at the bar? No, not really. She has no problem. I really at the club Michael Ealy. Oh, not really
No, I think that there's I think there's no I think there's woman that will go straight for my
Where did you stand on the Mac him thing I
Didn't I let y'all just run amuck with that shit.
Well, where do you stand on that one?
He's given you all a fucking hard time.
Okay.
To this day, and probably for the next ten years.
I took some of his. Don't get it fucked up.
Is that your Eskimo brother?
Yeah.
Is that your Eskimo brother?
I mean, I feel like it's corny to say but yeah
Endlessly up here, but now it's corny to say you saw the seduction
Hey, Big Mel. I should have known you were paying your compliments.
You saw the seductive, I mean, right?
What the fuck are you talking about?
Hey, H, what the fuck are you talking about?
Anyway, no, Ayes, I'm sorry.
No, no, he cool.
So they introduced Michael Ealy.
He's talking to a priest.
He's in the church?
Yeah, he's in the church.
Old girl walks in, is explaining,
yeah, cause you know, when you lost Denise,
I feel like the whole world stopped
that was watching this show and said,
who the fuck is Denise?
Like, I saw people Googling.
We still don't know who the fuck Denise is.
Like, there's nobody that was ever on the show.
Yeah, can I ask you one question?
What's up?
Now I'm listening to you honestly.
When shows, huh?
No, go ahead.
When shows announce that this is our last season.
Why we expect to?
Why do y'all watch?
I told you.
Cause you already got five seasons in.
Now I wanna see how it play out.
I'm talking about with the trend of,
of the last season announcement coming
with writing room changes, decreasing,
decreasing in the writing room budgets.
It just seems like the swallowing of the show.
But you're invested.
You still wanna see any show that I've watched.
So y'all are sitting through the McDonald's
and Game of Thrones.
Yeah.
What shit should you be throwing?
Game of Thrones is different though, so they get a pass.
But they fucked up the final season too.
I know, but they get a pass.
You know what, I watched it back.
I'm still so bad with the fucking
Dragon Burn the throne.
Girl, what the hell?
That was the wackest shit I ever seen.
Yo, that fucked up they legacy, damn it.
It did a little bit. Yeah, they this house of dragon to get it back right.
Legacy's overrated. Them niggas went and got a Star Trek back and said fuck Game of Thrones.
But they did Star Wars. And then didn't do it.
Why would you do it if you got paid for it?
That's the problem in podcasting too many niggas get paid before the work. Pre-pay?
But alright y'all have no hope of it is. That's really what it is.
Like, like.
Maybe you're setting it up for.
I also love bad TV, so I'ma watch it.
It wasn't bad, yo.
Not to me.
What?
It wasn't bad.
I'm not watching it.
He went to the premiere, so he bein' chill.
I don't watch it.
He tryin' to go to the next one.
Yeah, okay.
That's what it is.
He won't be at Canaan premiere or shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'll get it.
He tryin' to make page six of the post.
Yo, what are you? I see what he do. I see what he do. You tryin' premier Make page six of the post
Worry, I'm with you. Someone told me they seen you at that little show to
They said you walked in looking like the So fucking crazy. That's exactly how you do it.
You are an idiot, son.
I'm dead outside.
Yo, you know we get reports when you do your walk around
shit you do?
I didn't even walk around the premiere.
Yes, you did.
You did walk around.
You can't go nowhere without walking around.
You don't.
Stop.
You got the bad bitch walk.
Hold up.
Time out.
I walked in the premiere.
I sat down.
I did not get up until the shit was over.
But you walked in like a bad bitch.
Hey, Ish, everybody in here has been somewhere with you
Yes, and we've all gotten the reports fuck the reports. We've all been somewhere. My reports from a trustworthy source
I don't care the report. That's what we see. That's my point. That's my point
We know how you go when you go somewhere. We know how you get you Prince You prince
Sure that they see he's in there and dapple yo dog
So nasty my nigga, that's not
Yourself you know, he's a mayor of some where
This nigga said it's just gonna make sure he seen in there.
That sounds disgusting.
Am I lying?
I think it could be the next Eric Adams.
But that's a fact though.
It sounds nasty what we saying.
Yeah, that's a fact.
Look, remember the basketball game we went to?
Like why you at a basketball game?
So look, before you got there, we all joking,
Isch gonna come late, Isch gonna be wearing, we guessing what color.
This nigga gonna wear something bright or all white.
This is, I swear to God, I'm not lying to you.
He came late and then he said when he get here
he gonna make mad laps around places.
That's part of G-Card though.
That's part of you.
And what was he wearing when he got there?
All white.
Some Easter shit.
Some Easter at Lennon.
This blonde nigga, I didn't have it on all white.
And I sat my-
It was a crew?
No, it wasn't a crew, you ass.
It was the same color quarter we got on,
but yo, and I sat my happy ass down.
I didn't go to the bathroom at all.
All right, you got it.
All right, you got it.
You potted, yo.
I'm not potted, bro.
We all say the same shit.
It's cool, so.
It's okay to be the man, bro.
It's okay. It's all right.
It's all right.
Yeah, it's your motherfucking moment.
Oh.
That too?
My favorite Victoria Monet song.
Got it.
And at some point, you'll master the art
of being seen without trying.
Oh, shit.
Oh, all right, see?
See?
Nah, you gotta get back.
You gotta get back.
Nah, nah, I'm gonna pass you the joint. Right? Look, you gotta get back. You gotta get back.
Nah, nah.
I'm gonna pass you the joint.
Look at you.
Look at you.
Smoked that nigga.
Passed him the lunchbox.
Smoked that nigga.
It's time.
I went to the Jamaican truck for him, yo.
He's all the way up, baby.
Went to the Jamaican truck.
Let's see.
Oh, shit.
So, the woman or the woman who had been in charge
and responsible of Apple iPhone updates
for the past 10 to 15 years, it feels like...
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
They got some niggas in there now.
It's dudes in there now.
They got some niggas in there now.
We're here to tell you, I'm tossing it to Ice
to tell you about the Apple update,
but I wrote it in my phone as finally the men
get help. Every Apple update just helps women find out about they ain't shit
nigga to cheatin' to other girls. Every update is just for that and they just
anything that could possibly help a man is not there. We took it away. We scripted.
So now all I seen and I'm tossing ice. I didn't see nothing else.
Well, I didn't need to.
This jumped off the screen.
That's all I saw.
OK, Joe, let us know.
Sorry.
Now you hate me.
No, I know.
Fix your face.
Fix your face.
It might benefit me.
Let us know.
No, girl, please.
You is not one of them.
You is not one of them, girl. You will need face ID to unlock apps on your phone, certain apps.
So the text thread, like if somebody's in there and it ain't your face, like you need
to, so they can't just get in your shit.
You explained it a little fucked up.
I fucked it up.
It's cool.
Tossed it ice.
Now with the iOS 18 update that's coming out in September.
Mean.
Look at my tech up here.
Mean.
You will be able to lock individual apps.
You can also move apps to a hidden folder,
lock the folder, and it won't show up anywhere.
Search, you can't use Siri to access the app.
It's just not there.
So for example, like he said, messages, fuck the thread.
They can't open the messages app, period.
At all.
So if you let somebody see your phone,
yeah, look at this picture or whatever,
they try to be funny, swipe out, open your messages,
it's going to say, you need your face to open messages.
You need your face to open this.
You need your face to open that.
Double applause.
Or the messages app ain't on this phone.
This person don't even have it.
Ain't even no messages on my phone, ma.
That's the takeaway that everybody was screaming about.
But it's a lot of other shit that they announced.
I think we can finally put Ish in the group chat, right?
Yes, RCS support is coming.
Ish will be allowed in the group chat.
All the red receipts and message effects
and all of that shit all that
green bubble versus blue bubble shit.
Iskra seeing confetti now?
Iskra seeing confetti now.
Congratulations.
Welcome, welcome, welcome Bloons.
All that kind of shit.
You said the green and blue bubbles is gone?
No it's not gone I'm just saying.
No you still green.
Yeah you still gonna be green.
You can't get that down.
Nah I want, I want.
I like green.
You're gonna keep your green.
We know.
You like green a lot.
I wonder if they're gonna make it where like just he'll be're gonna keep you green. We know. We like green a lot.
What if they're gonna make it where like,
just he'll be green and the rest of us will be blue,
cause that'd be nice.
Yeah, that's what happens.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, let's differentiate.
But now, but it don't like, it don't fuck up.
Like if you send a picture,
how you fuck up the whole group chat or the emoji,
it won't do none of that no more.
It won't give us the update-ish like this.
Yeah, yeah.
I hate that shit.
We all work together now, so that's another plus.
Got the update we needed.
I don't care what else they do to iOS.
You're fucking that bitch fly.
Yeah, I wouldn't give a fuck.
We got the update we needed.
Life is fixed.
Only 900 I got caught cheating incidents later.
Yeah.
Whoopee.
What else are they doing?
So some of the other updates they announced,
they did TV, audio shit.
They did a lot of vision updates for the headset,
which is something I'm very happy of,
because one of the, I know y'all don't use it,
but one of the things, to access your home screen,
you have to look up, like glance your eyes up,
and then you can just open your hand through this,
and it pops right back up. Yeah, look how spoiled niggas this. like glance your eyes up, now you can just open your hand through this and it pops right back up.
Yeah, look how spoiled your niggas is.
To access your home screen, you have to fucking look up.
That's some bullshit, yo.
There's no controller, unlike all the other headsets.
So it does get annoying if you're looking at something
or to change the volume, you have to look up
and then turn the knob, it's mad steps.
It is spoiled, but listen, this shit's supposed to be
life changing and easy.
You still use your shit a lot?
Yeah.
I'm watching Game of Thrones,
and I'm only watching Game of Thrones in there.
That's not a bad time.
Watching TV, that should be lit.
Because when you use HBO, you get to watch,
you're in the red keep, the Iron Throne is in front of you,
and you get the screen right there.
Wait if the Iron Throne is right there.
Oh, god.
And the Red Wedding.
Got it.
Real life.
It's episode seven.
It's episode seven.
The red wedding.
The reddest one.
Got you.
Well, no, they did some other shit
that a lot of people are gonna like.
We don't care about the other shit they did.
I'll do a recap later on.
Don't worry about it.
I got y'all.
They fixed up the cheating shit
so you nosy heifers have to mind your business.
We are one step closer to greatness.
Now, they just need the person to go in the back end
and adjust the algorithms on these apps
because the algorithm keeps showing your girl
all the girls that you fucked or would fuck.
Like if you just put your girl in there,
all the people underneath is girls that you have been with.
Fuck.
Y'all don't notice that?
No, I didn't notice that. I've noticed that.
Nigga, your girl know everybody you've been with
because of that fucking algorithm,
or most other things.
But that algorithm, you think it's like that for guys too?
Probably.
Do you think it's?
Probably.
So they put Matt Kemp in your joint?
Oh shit.
I don't know who's in my joint.
I would like to think I've created some separation and we're not fucking the same girls, me and Matt Kemp in your joint? Oh, shit. I don't know who's in my joint. I would like to think I've created some separation
and we're not fucking the same girls, me and Matt Kemp.
My dick hasn't been in the streets for a long time, Antoine.
I didn't know it was going off that.
I thought it was just going off of look and shit like that.
No, you gotta be actively out trying to bag.
Oh.
If you ain't actively out trying to bag,
then how you gonna cross paths with some of these niggas?
Right?
Gotcha.
Now, you know what, you trying to trap me?
I wasn't.
I'm out.
You giving me a tech lesson.
I didn't know.
Word is one I didn't know how it goes.
I wonder if that's the same for dudes.
I should look into that.
Probably. It should be into that. Probably.
It should be.
Yeah.
No, who be on your explore page?
Dogs.
Yes, yes, dogs.
Hopefully dog urine cleaners.
Food, shut up.
Food, but my taste is eclectic,
so it could be like some Italian dudes, or it could be like, you know,
Leif Eriksson, like Norway dudes, Scandinavian.
Don't other people have to say that it's eclectic?
Okay, well what would you call it?
Eclectic.
Sorry?
Parks with muscles.
Not that you don't already have. Tall Africans.
So it's a mixture.
It's a mixture.
Yeah, the Parks been doing pull-ups for years and still fucking built like Archie.
From the fucking comics.
Genetics bro.
Yo, Archie.
It's the thing of brain. It's fucking. You know the kids don. Yo, Archie.
That's the thing, I'm brainy. It's fucking.
You know the kids don't even know Archie no more.
That is hilarious.
My niece is 24.
She's like, nigga, what is that?
Damn Archie.
They have no idea what Archie is.
Jughead, Veronica, none of them.
Wow.
We old.
We old.
That's some 50 shit.
No, we old as shit, bro.
Oh, damn.
It's fucked up.
What else?
What else?
What else?
New STD out?
Look how casual.
Yo, new STD out.
You know what I'm saying?
I mean, we was just talking about your dick not being
in the streets anymore.
So we would have no way of knowing. They got the big word of STD out. I mean, we was just talking about your dick not being in the streets anymore, so we would have no way of knowing.
They got the ringworm STD out.
Thank God, our dicks was in the streets
when the real shit was going on out there.
The real shit went somewhere?
Yeah, we just had a whole talk about
how you can't get crabs no more.
They got the medicine for the AIDS now and all that shit.
Well, not really.
The AIDS.
The AIDS. Yeah. The AIDS. The AIDS.
The AIDS.
Yeah.
The AIDS.
The AIDS.
Can you say the AIDS?
He did.
That's like when people say the DR.
You ever hear someone say the DR?
That's true, they do say that.
The DR.
The AIDS.
The AIDS.
AIDS medicine and no cancer medicine is nuts.
Oh well.
But I mean I'm glad that it exists.
I don't want to sound like I'm not, but.
They're saying there's some huge cancer breakthroughs
as of late.
They said the country cured it.
Seriously, I ain't trying to be funny.
Oh, after they locked Sebi's son up, huh?
After Sebi died and his son got locked up.
They're gonna invade that country too.
They'll be beefing so.
There's movies about this where the white people
go over
there from fucking snooping and digging,
then the fucking African niggas throw them in the cage.
Bitch, what you doing?
Get your ass over here, come here.
Oh, speaking of shows, I know we're off of shows,
but that little kill, kill or don't be killed,
kill or be killed, whatever.
Oh, I watched it.
Oh my God.
Like episode seven.
Oh my Lord.
That shit is wild.
What a great show, what a great show. Where's that at again? Peacock. Oh, okay. Like episode seven. Oh my Lord. That shit is wild. What a great show.
What a great show.
Where is that at again?
Peacock.
Okay, that's another one of those ones
I just never remember to go to.
I need a new show.
I've been hard up.
The Game of Thrones.
The Game of Thrones is coming back this weekend, bro.
Yeah, my wife don't watch that shit.
Really?
She don't watch that shit.
The Boys is coming back.
She don't watch that either.
Oh man.
The Boys is so good.
I don't know what to tell you, man.
Yeah. And they just announced it. Oh,. The boys is so good. I don't know what to tell you. Yeah.
And they just announced that.
Oh fucking season two of Severance.
That's coming.
They announced it, they teased around the shit yesterday.
Season two of Severance is coming.
Also, Mayor Kingstown.
That shit has been fire.
That's been fire.
That's been absolutely fire.
I don't have anything to say,
I don't want to ruin it for anybody.
It's just been absolutely.
We spoiled everything else.
We're not going to spoil that today.
Yeah.
You're welcome, guys.
We don't need to be that cast.
Yo, you think?
We didn't talk about that new STD at all, by the way.
The big dude bunny will be a star?
Star where?
Like post, once Mayor Kingstown goes, like, yo,
he's such an integral part of the show.
I want to see where his career may go post Mayor of Kingstown. I would like to see that too. Yeah, he's good
Yeah, he killing that shit. But what's the name of the STD? I don't know. It's ringworm. I think it's ringworm for the dick
You just talked about where's ringworm the other day you're tricking me I agree with you
I can't wait to see where his blossoming career goes.
The second that this character is off there.
You ain't saying it.
Why?
Back to Wichita.
Y'all so dumb.
Yo, cool boy.
Guess who you'll never see again.
Where do y'all think Michael Rainey career going?
Oh my God.
I have answers for you, Joe.
Seriously.
No, seriously.
When power goes off, do y'all think he's...
50 gave a speech at the premiere and basically was saying that he got 34 shows out.
He's like, yo, I got 34 shows on the way.
Y'all seen four of my shows.
So I think that as long as, you know,
he sticks close to 50,
I think he'll have parts in some other shit.
50 also told him to man up
and don't report that girl a grab door.
Hold on your dick.
What about that advice?
Which one?
It's a horrible advice.
50's advice?
It's a horrible advice and it's a horrible message
to send to somebody who just got sexually assaulted.
But that speaks to it.
But that is how men typically respond to that.
That's the toxic masculinity that they speak of.
But yes, that is the, yeah, yeah, it is.
It's good tea.
The new shit's basically ringworm.
It's ringworm?
It's a ringworm.
They got a cure for it? Probably not. Or what's the little cream? Ayo dawg. It's always tea. The nutria is basically ringworm. It's ringworm? It's a ringworm. They got a cure for it?
Probably not.
Or what's a little cream?
Hey, yo, dog.
It's always a little cream.
It's a little cream.
My nigga, if you get a ringworm on your mo-
On your penis?
Yes.
You want to say your monkey?
You don't have to always be monkey-ish.
That's crazy.
I feel like monkey is interchangeable with this.
It is.
Yeah?
It is.
Because monkey also- It's gender neutral for him. Got it. Yo son
What do you have ringworm before?
Yeah, I've ever found ringworm before when I was a kid. But hey, remember niggas used to get in their head
And yo you couldn't grow your hair back
That's why you bald? No
Nah, you know they say you couldn't get your shit
when your hair wouldn't grow back.
So imagine getting a nigga get a ringworm on a meat.
You don't need the laser anymore.
I'm about to give the ringworm some.
I'm about to go rub the ringworm on my shit.
Oh.
I'm gonna give you a couple bucks.
And if I'm imagining that,
then I have to also
further the thought, advance the thought,
and imagine the standoff, once you call.
I've been there before too.
You gave me such and such.
No, you gave me such and such.
Probably got from the toilet.
No, you gave it to me.
I'm telling you, you gave it to me.
It wasn't me, it was you.
I was clean.
You was a dirty little bitch.
Yo, I could only imagine that conversation
You had a conversation in real life. You've never had that conversation seven times. I just never got seven times
man times
Wow, do we have any idea how it's contracted because I think fucking fucking
Transmitted transmitted disease okay. You're an Archie character too.
I gotta figure that out.
Yes.
You two are an Archie character.
Do you remember Archie?
What'd you say, Velma or something, Victoria?
They might not have had Canada, Canadian Archie.
Yes, I know, yeah.
They call her Zipmouse.
Archie was Veronica and- You're Veronica.
Fuck you.
I mean, she was hot.
She was hot.
Fuck you.
And what?
Macross between her and Betty. Fuck you. And what?
Macross between her and Betty.
Aloof.
Yeah, Betty.
No, you are.
You are in money right now.
You get to it.
Betty, Veronica.
Velma.
Who's the one from Roger Rabbit?
Jessica Rabbit?
Mm-hmm.
Little Jessica Rabbit?
Everybody's fine.
Yep.
You ever met a nigga that didn't think you were so hot?
I'm sure.
But did he tell you like,
listen, you ain't the hottest piece of ass.
That would be fucked up to say to somebody.
Why would somebody just volunteer that shit to me?
Or anybody in the house.
You might have been doing some shit around him
that like you was hot shit.
And the nigga had to be like,
hey, hey, my mom.
Let me let you know something.
Yeah, you ain't the hottest shit.
But I mean, like that's your assumption.
No, that's- Same way you- No, that's your assumption. Like that would be his assumption. Like, oh, she thinks she the hottest shit. But I mean, like, that's your assumption. No, that's-
Same way you-
No, that's your assumption.
Like, that would be his assumption.
Like, oh, she thinks she's hot shit.
I gotta knock her down a peg.
No, no, no, no.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Not knock her down a peg, but just for fun.
Because some very attractive women, that was 90s game.
90s.
2000s game.
I know, the trauma's about to show.
2000s. No trauma. Okay, what trauma's about to show.
No trauma.
Okay.
What were you about to say?
Some very attractive women.
Genuinely behave that the world is theirs.
Because some dudes give them that.
You said some?
Yes, most.
Most.
Because some dudes treat them that way.
Just solely based on attraction.
Just 30 seconds of this.
You think? And then there are some guys who,
you might have been really hot to him,
but he might have had hotter or you not the hottest,
so he'll just, that don't work on him.
25. That's all.
26. Okay.
27. That's it.
Like I said, I will assume that not every guy
has found me to be the cat's fucking meow. And that was the 30 seconds that we were allowed.
There we go.
You did good.
You did good.
Okay, does anybody care that Rihanna is starting her album?
No.
Yes, she said it.
She said, I got audio evidence.
Let's hear it.
I have evidence.
I don't believe it, but- Yeah, I do have it. Rihanna's been trolling all the years. She said, I got audio evidence. Let's hear it.
I have evidence.
I don't believe it, but.
Yeah, I do.
Rihanna's been trolling y'all for years.
She sounded a little noncommittal.
A little noncommittal.
Y'all are not getting the Rihanna album.
Just want to let you know this.
I'm kind of okay with it at this point.
I'm perfectly fine with it.
To where I sit, everything is a rollout.
She did just drop a new hair line.
Rihanna came out to talk about music, to get the headline, so along with that headline comes,
yeah, my new hairline is launched.
Fenty hair, bro.
I do have the audio evidence for you.
Yeah, let's hear it.
For me, it's a new discovery.
I'm rediscovering things.
I have been working on the album for so long
that I kind of just put all that stuff aside.
And now I'm prepared to go back in the studio.
So now I'm prepared.
So I'm gonna start.
So don't, you know.
We're starting over.
We're starting over in a sense.
Yeah, starting over.
But I don't wanna neglect the songs that I have.
So I wanna actually go back and listen to stuff with new ears. Yeah, starting over. But I don't want to neglect the songs that I have,
so I want to actually go back and listen to stuff with new ears,
with my new perspective, and then see what applies and what I still am in love with.
That did not sound the most committal, no.
It sounds like she recorded some shit sometimes here and there.
You know what it sounds like?
I got music in the tuck that I'm going to to listen to y'all are never gonna hear it though
yeah it could be that too. Sounds like beauty and money to me but in the
meantime take this fancy hair right I'm with you I'm okay if I never get a Rihanna
I'm perfectly fine with that. Anti was when? 2016. No. It was around Archie.
No it wasn't.
And was 2016.
No, I'm calling no.
It's been a minute.
If I'm loud and wrong, then y'all will tell me in a second.
It might have been 15, 15, 16.
No way.
2016, yeah it was about that.
And Ty came out in 2016.
Yes.
About that.
Oh no, I want another album.
I thought it was like 2013, 2014.
No, 2016.
2016, eight years, yeah, it'll be a big deal.
Ten years, she dropped ten years.
That's a big deal.
Yeah, yeah.
What if she fell off?
That's why you don't drop.
What if Rihanna fell off?
I don't think that's possible.
It's hard.
I got a hove text about that little talk we had about that old Ski-No shit, by the way.
Oh, man, forgot hove.
A happy text or a bad?
I was like, it's hopeful fucking Patroni.
I don't remember us doing that on the main.
I don't recall.
Shout out to all the Patronis out there, man.
Shout out to Hope.
That too?
Our bad or?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Salute? How do we handle it? We just salute. Just salute. Were we good? That's it. Just salute? Just salute. Our bad or yeah, I don't know
We just just were we good
Get out of there you can never really tell that's the point I'm telling you
The reason for the text means her what there's a turn what you said, that's that's it
Yeah, great entertainment. I'll say that don't tell you you. You niggas is as good as shucking and driving.
I took that to be, he says cap, the story's cap.
And that left it alone.
I don't even want to, there's none of my business.
Our bad.
Yeah, sorry.
Salute.
Salute.
Because he did say some shit is so stupid
that you think it won't grow legs,
but then you niggas. Laughter
Jocppy, shatty, patty ass niggas.
Just making crow legs, giving kneecaps.
Shut the fuck up.
Laughter
Shut y'all dumbasses up.
Whoopsie.
I'm going to do it again.
Sorry.
Our bad.
It was a slow news day, I tell you.
Laughter
I'm such a rat.
Laughter
It was a slow news day.
Oh shit, speaking of ratting.
So this is why Clubhouse is the greatest app in the world.
And shout out to...
I was going to say it still exists after Twitter spaces?
Yes, Clubhouse is still a thing.
Yes, it's still there and there's still a community over there.
And I'll pop up every now and again.
But when I ain't popping up somebody from there sends me a little T.
So they sent me a video of some girls,
one being from Clubhouse that was trafficking crystal meth.
So the feds was on to them for months.
So they landed in Ohio, rented a car,
put their little luggage in there and took a little trip.
Cops pulled them over.
I forgot why they said they pulled them over.
They said they were out there to go to a funeral.
The cops split them up, put them in, split the three up, asked each one when the
funeral was, got a different answer from all of them.
Then the narcotic dog smelled some shit.
That's the same.
That's how Corey got locked up in Baltimore.
They pulled the dog out on him.
Hey, the dog shit is a trick too,
unless it's really drugs in the car.
The dog shit is a trick.
It's their probable cause trick.
They know how to tap it,
they know certain shit to do to make the dog mad.
And they get you to wait there.
That's how they got fucking Cory.
Hey, you wait here for these dogs to come
and blah, blah, blah, then they go back there
and do all their funny shit.
But anyway, the dog smelt smelled some shit dog was right this time
Bags full of crystal meth
Luggage full of crystal meth in the zip lock luggage full luggage luggage underneath their clothes
They was pulling the cops was pulling clothes out the crystal meth pack. So this is when he got juicy
It's like my favorite show, but just in real life.
Cop went off, went to each of them.
One of them was ready to snitch
and she didn't want to wait till she got to the precinct.
Said, officer, can I speak to you without the body cam?
It was a cam in the car.
So he said, all right, I'll go get my superior.
Superior comes in, she says, listen now,
none of these drugs are mine.
The bag only has my name because this bitch
wanted to check a free bag at the airport
and I had a carry on it.
That's the only reason my name is there.
I'm not involved in none of this.
Actually, I can tell you how many of the drops they got coming.
Because they do have a connection with...
Wait, time out. If she's not involved...
How does she know so much?
Carry on.
80s is a homegirls. They got connections to the sea. That's what she said on the video.
The ocean?
The heart tap.
The look.
She said, I don't want to say it. Yeah you got a sister? Yeah.
But the C word and I can help you out with it. She's bugging. Yeah she is. You would
have held it down man right? You think I'm squirreling as there is a... Yes. On the cartel? On the fucking cartel?
No, I'm sorry.
So who would you squirreling on? Blacks?
Everybody else.
Okay.
Everybody fucking else.
I guess that includes Blacks.
If I get myself out of this situation, I'm squirreling.
We can bring some Black men down.
Don't start that shit.
I didn't say nothing about you.
I didn't say nothing about you.
But that is what you say if it's not the cartel.
Listen, I'm gonna... I'm sorry. I didn't say nothing about you. But that is what you say if it's not the cartel. Listen, I'm gonna.
I'm sorry.
Keep going with the story, okay.
No, that was the end.
That was the end.
Shorty did do an interview from jail on Clubhouse 2.
Oh, they let her go?
No, no, she's in jail.
Oh, shit.
And that's what typically happens to the Rat Bastard.
You go to jail too, nigga.
And shout out to, I forgot our homegirl's name
that got pulled over with all that shit
that made the fire ref tracks for Bird.
I ain't had a fire ref track since that bitch went to jail.
Free her. Free her till it's backwards.
Or at least put a studio in there.
God damn.
What else? That's it, I ain't got nothing.
I was about to say, the odds of her,
never mind.
Moving right along, moving right along.
We're moving.
So y'all hear Torrey Layne's got divorced?
Aw man.
I forgot Torrey Layne's got married.
You married?
It was news to everybody.
The divorce or the marriage?
No, no, the marriage.
The marriage happened I think during the trial.
Yeah, during the trial.
When they wanted to get some.
It made them look good.
Some confidentiality shit going on.
And this is his baby mom that he married.
I believe so, yeah.
Alright, so you had to know the divorce was coming.
I just forgot that he was married when they announced the divorce.
Love didn't win. Why you had to know it was coming?
Because if I got married for this purpose,
purpose is over.
Purpose over.
Girl is remarried.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, well, I guess.
That's it.
Some shit above my pay grade.
Would you, how much would it cost for you
to marry somebody for their green card?
So they can get a green card?
You gotta live with that shit too, right?
I'm saying it's shit you got to do, right?
You got to make it look like y'all married.
Yeah, you do have to.
How much shit do I got to do?
A lot.
How often?
It's a lot.
Mid-sevenths.
And for a year straight, they get to get to
A year straight?
Is just a year?
It's longer than a year.
Just a year?
It's way longer than a year.
And they interview your friends, your family,
they come into your house, they look through your closets,
they need to make it, you need to look like a married couple.
Yeah.
Like, you know a lot about this.
Yeah.
Yeah, because at one point I was looking for somebody
to motherfucking marry me to keep me in the country.
And still fail?
What?
Yeah.
Wait, so there was other incentive
and you still didn't get the job done?
No, because I ended up going the legal route.
Wait.
That's boring.
I know. I'm sorry.
Oh, with the green card?
Yes.
I ended up going the legal route.
She fucked me up.
Fucked me up too.
She was mad.
OK, OK.
OK, you got it now.
I sure was like, see.
You'd be fucked if your teacup was shorter.
That little tea move you do, oh man.
It's 30 ounces.
Mid-sevenths, they gotta give me mid-sevenths.
Mid-sevenths?
Seven figures?
Seven figures or seven.
Oh no.
So like five million?
About that.
Everybody else?
No.
It's a little ridiculous.
Quarter mil.
I'd do that for 250.
How many eat? If you are found to have done this and it's not real, you face five years in jail and a hundred thousand dollar fine.
And the person who is the immigrant, they face the same fine and they are deported forever.
They can never come back into the US.
The big question is how often do I gotta keep frontin'?
No, no, I got another question.
Is she bad?
It's spontaneous, too.
Yeah, make her bad.
She's bad, super bad.
Oh yeah.
Super bad.
We can do this.
Yeah, my number stays.
That question.
For 250.
She bad.
What if it's like five years and then pop it up on you,
you gotta do all this bullshit?
No, five years is a long time.
Y'all told me a year.
We're gonna get divorced in about two, two and a half. Y'all told me a year. I could do the year for the 250. Cash. I'm not pop it up on you, you gotta do all this bullshit. No, five years is a long time. Now we gonna get divorced in about two, two and a half.
Y'all told me a year, I could do the year for the 250.
Cash.
I'm not bringing it up, but that question
is the question that was missing in the beer.
That is the one thing that was missing
in that beer analogy thing.
You right.
For me to understand it properly.
What?
How to change your mind a little.
Is the dude cute?
Oh, I thought you was talking about the bear I'm just I'm just gonna exit
That one leave it out leave it alone. No, we leave it we don't have leave it
But do you know that changes the entire?
Premise of that you ain't seen the means that they have floating around? If he's attractive, it's dating or courting,
and if he's unattractive, it's harassment.
Persistence versus harassment.
If a nigga was cute, they wouldn't sniff a beer.
It wouldn't be a beer in sight.
Anyway!
Yep, get out of there, bro.
Because she look like she thinking.
Are you thinking about that?
Oh no, I wasn't thinking.
I wasn't thinking.
I was breathing in through my nose with a four count and out through my mouth on a four count. Get out of here. Hey, because she look like she thinking. Are you thinking about that? Oh, no, I wasn't thinking. I wasn't thinking.
I was breathing in through my nose with a four count
out through my mouth on a four count.
She was meditating.
She was trying to turn up on niggas.
That's true.
Breathing.
She was breathing.
Or you was just imagining being in the woods with some
old muscles.
No, no, no.
No.
Got you.
Yeah, with Michael Hasselhoff.
Michael Hasselhoff.
What the fuck?
Yo. It's David. No. Yeah, with Michael Hasselhoff. What the fuck?
Yo, it's David.
David, nigga.
Yeah, it's David's brother.
Sure.
Michael Hasselhoff.
This nigga's an idiot.
Let me see, all right, so y'all don't care about Rihanna album?
No.
Well, I mean, like, what kind of music would you expect from Rihanna at this point point none? I don't want to hear none of that. That's not true. That's not true
I don't want it. You know what I'm jaded from my how I feel about artists when they are deeply in love
That's that's what it is. It has nothing to do with Rihanna
I feel like when artists go get deeply in love that the sound tends to change
I'm jaded by artists that find something better and disappear for a decade,
and then think you're gonna pop a right back up,
and it's gonna be fire.
That don't need the bread.
You don't need the money.
No, I'm not mad at the don't need the money.
Better than falling in love and having children?
You cannot need the money to put out some good work.
I think falling in love and having children
can lead to good music sometimes.
Like Nas don't need the money.
When has it?
That's true.
So it is possible.
There is actually a good place to create when you don't have the money. When has it? That's true. So it is possible. There is actually a good place to create
when you don't have to worry about nothing.
But.
You can't do the cryptic thing.
I don't know what he know.
Nothing, I ain't saying nothing.
But like I said, that's an example of a person
that is putting out passion music.
Yeah.
I just want to do this.
That's a thing too.
Yeah.
Like loving art.
He didn't take no 10 years off, I don't think.
I don't think she wants to put out music like that.
That's why I said she might record.
It's demanding.
It's in her.
It's demanding.
But now I don't want to do this shit like this.
It's really a whirlwind of maybe we don't need it.
You're in love, you're happy,
you got fucking billion, multi-billion dollar business,
and you've been gone for 10 years.
It could taint her. It's a whirlwind. Yeah, it could
You don't go down to history is one of the greats
She already is going down the history you already going on history is one of the greats
I've really nothing to gain by putting the album out no other than I love music and I want to give my fans something else
Out of that she has nothing to gain man. Rihanna's outside with a shirt on saying I'm retired
She definitely had that on she like yes to gain. Rihanna's outside with a shirt on saying I'm retired. She definitely was.
She definitely had that on.
She definitely did.
She's telling y'all I'm not putting out an album.
She's been talking about an album.
She gets the interaction from the fans
when she starts to mention the word album.
I got this hair coming out.
Exactly.
And everything in the beauty line that she drops goes through the roof
She'll do a song if Black Panther come give her the whole bet budget again. Yeah, surely
The Super Bowl come on budget do a new loose bonus song. I put it there
It's gospel shit. I'm doing now
Y'all ain't getting out Rihanna album. Hey, if I'm wrong, I'll be the first to come back and say I was wrong
But y'all are not getting a real I don't want it
If it's not Rihanna quality if it's not on the same level or better than anti which is asking a lot
I do think that people need a Rihanna Beyonce record before it before it's said and done and that's all I'm gonna say since
Hovelisms moving on
I'm out. I'm out. I'm going left
What else what else what else let me look at my trust well, what do y'all what father's day coming up I'm out. I'm going left. Kaboom. Hard right.
What else, what else, what else?
Let me look at my trusty.
Well, with Father's Day coming up,
Nick Cannon said he wants to give all of his kids
a chance to meet each other and see each other
for Father's Day around him.
It's a big house.
Another friend of the show, so won't say the truth.
Yo, audience, a friend of the show just means no truth. Sorry.
Hey, y'all got friends y'all won't tell the truth about?
Or we're just handling them with kid gloves.
Nick should have text us, man.
So, Nick should have text all the niggas with multiple baby mamas
so we can tell you how this goes.
It ain't a walk in the park. Well, it might be different. So Nick should've texted all the niggas with multiple baby mommas so we could tell you how this goes.
It ain't a walk in the park.
Well it might be different with it.
It might be a little different.
It ain't and it won't be.
You don't think?
It ain't and it won't be.
No I do not.
I wonder what this interview was from.
Oh it was from people, damn.
I don't think he worded this the greatest.
It's supposed to be a great day where I get to rest
but I want to give all my kids the opportunity
to connect and give me gifts and all that type of stuff.
It's a fun day and I appreciate all the love
I get in that day.
Okay, straight from the horse's mouth.
There you go.
That didn't sound like he really wanted
to see all them niggas together at the same time.
Yeah, I think he meant connect with him.
Not with each other.
Yeah, not necessarily with each other.
Like I want to give my kids a chance to connect
and give me gifts, like connect with me and bond.
And that, do you just use that
when you want to keep fucking the moms?
Like, cause if you have to say shit like that.
Or money.
The good old, good old fashioned money.
What do you mean?
He got the money already.
I know, give something to them
and I can keep fucking it.
I ain't gotta sit here in front, do the Father's Day shit.
Who you talking about?
Alright.
Okay.
Okay.
I understand what you're saying now that you said it.
I see your point.
I see where you was going with that one.
I mean, it's cool.
If you want to, uh, like if someone asks you to get the immigration thing popping, can't
you get pregnant? that help wait what?
What's gonna feel like this is invasive?
racist so if you have a kid with a
Person who's here before they get their status. They're called anchor babies. Yeah, is that a thing? Yeah
It is maybe take that route
Wait, what's the thing? I'm lost. I'm slow. So if you are looking to
Become a permanent resident of the United States.
Instead of doing the marriage thing.
Yeah, you can have an anchor baby.
And that's having a baby with an American.
Yes, and so that child is automatically an American citizen.
What about you?
And it weighs on you favorably to stay in the country?
Oh, okay.
Got it. I understand that.
It changes your own trajectory, yep.
Okay.
Yeah. Trap. own trajectory, yep. Mm-hmm. Okay.
Yeah.
Trap.
Trap an American.
No.
Leave it.
Get up out of there.
Anchor baby.
Well good luck Nick Cannon and seeing your kids.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Happy Father's Day.
Happy Father's Day.
That's right.
What's everyone's plans here for Father's Day?
I'm just happy I got my baby this weekend, so that's it.
We gonna do our usual, what?
Just being with her is good enough for me.
The opportunity to connect.
Just kidding.
Just kidding.
It gives.
That's what's up, man.
That's what's up.
Might try to hit that American dream, maybe.
Yo, I went to the Nickelodeon Universe, the theme park in there.
Seems like a bad timing.
Not by Dan shit, right?
How the hoop is.
You ain't go by Dan Schneider shit?
No, I ain't go over there.
Was there massages happening?
No massages, no massages.
Goo?
The goo.
They got a blimp in there with the goo on it.
In the back room?. In the back room.
Nah, nah, no back rooms.
But I went in there,
because I took the kids a couple weeks ago.
I'm thinking it's some kiddie shit, right?
But then while we were in there,
we looking in the back
and they got like some real roller coasters
and like rides that grownups would like.
So me and Shorty say,
yo, we gotta go hit this just the two of us.
And they got like a, for me and shorty say yo We got to go hit this just the two of us and they got like a um
For the last two hours of every night they have what's called like the twilight
Shit where they turn all the lights off and just the ride lights are on that's fine
It was fine. You know, it's like a glass so you see like outside everything. Okay, bro. That shit was alright
It's a bit. No. No, can you smoke in there? No animals? Oh, no.. Oh, no, no. We was in there. You can vape.
No, you can't vape.
But we were in there.
Edibles.
Yeah, we was good.
That shit is fire, bro.
Sneak a little flat.
I should try it.
I should try it.
Lights off on the roller coaster.
You got high at the Nickelodeon event?
We got high before we went.
Oh, OK.
Got high at home.
And then went.
That's a model citizenship.
Yeah, yeah.
OK.
Got a little saucy.
I got nothing.
But no, that shit, they got some real rides in there
that was fun as hell.
And when you in there on that, like,
towards the end of the night shit,
boy, there might've been 30 people in there.
Oh shit.
So we walking right up to the shit,
getting on the ride.
Wanna stay on again and just sit there.
At the end of the night?
He said they cut all the lights off.
It's, it's-
The last two hours.
Yo!
I'm gonna keep, I'm gonna keep.
You can't play hide and go get it anymore, Ice.
With my girl?
Yes, I could.
Roadhead.
OK, with your girl.
But roller coaster head might take it to another level.
Nah, you ain't get no head on a roller coaster, bruh.
Fucking Terris was neck off.
Why would anybody want head on a roller coaster?
Bruh, I promise you, you got to think about your head.
You are a deviant.
You trying to keep your head from flying off.
We was in that motherfucker like this.
Like, oh, this is some real rollercoaster shit.
But if I do happen to do it,
I'm buying the little picture at the end.
Yeah.
Yo, somebody did that.
Somebody, you know, they take the little picture
and he was squeezing, he had his hand on this girl.
Under what?
I don't understand.
And was it consent?
She looked like she had a consent.
Okay.
Cute guy, must be. Gotcha. He she had a blast. Okay. Cute guy must be.
He walked over there first.
All right.
Yo, y'all are crazy as shit.
Cool.
I keep leaving the traps.
I think.
But real quick though,
they got that giant Ferris wheel
that takes 30 minutes to go around.
But they, they, they But they're private rooms.
Yo, you a freak ass nigga.
Everything you keep saying about the carnival
get to some freaky shit.
No, because he was-
Like Hillary Clinton and the pizzas.
I'm just telling you.
What the fuck?
You selling pizzas?
There ain't no schools by there, right?
Nah.
You don't want to get into one of the places.
30 minute Ferris ride.
That sounds- It's not your typical Ferris wheel though.
It's a room.
Table, chairs, TVs, the whole shit is in there.
Keep going.
And it takes a half an hour to go around.
And on that table you did what?
Play cards?
I had the music playing.
Oh, that's cool.
Oh, so it is for people to fuck in there.
No.
Freaky ass Ferris wheel.
People can see you.
Oh, great.
That's part of the shit.
When you're in the room, you're like, Oh, I'm in the room. Also, it is for people to fucking it No, freaky as fair as people can see you. Oh
great
When has that stopped anything
That's when you go harder show off or try your best to anyway, but so much showing off I'm gonna do it 43
How many moves you want see you've never seen before?
A swirl.
You said a swirl.
A swirl.
A swirl.
Shout some American dream, man.
At 43 showing out now is doggies now, bitch.
Yup, yo.
Yo.
Hey, if I flip this over, I'm showing out.
Might hit it with the leg up.
Yeah.
I'm with the leg.
Put that leg up on the bed. The leg ain't stand up long, though. Nah, nah, nah, I'm showing out. Might hit it with the leg up. Yeah. I'm with the leg. Put that leg up on the bed.
The leg ain't standing up long, though.
No, no, no.
If you standing up.
Nah, they ain't standing up long, bro.
You need to leverage.
Nah, just a little bit, though.
Then we'll switch this back out now.
Lean on that leg.
You crazy.
That's the extent of it.
Yeah.
That's the point.
A little bit.
Just a little bit.
And only a little.
And just once or twice for the year.
I ain't gonna keep doing this.
Yo, do you know there was a time when Dog and Style was my favorite position?
And we're not staying here,
but I just remembered that the other day.
Like, yo, in my 20s, that was the go-to.
I almost didn't know bitches have faces.
What about now, though?
Never.
Run from that shit.
Never.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, no.
Run from the shit.
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yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Doggy style. Doggy style. We thought you gotta fight to see who's getting on top.
You're my doggy style.
Shit.
Rock, paper, scissors, bitch.
That's where the side come into play.
Yeah, it's sort of like doggy style, but.
But you got all that leverage now.
Yeah, but the side is a trick.
Why?
Why?
Because if the sides start getting good, you're gonna be on top.
That's true.
Yeah, sometimes, yeah.
Sometimes.
But flat on top different than dog.
Yeah, that's fast.
Yeah.
Oh, you just put all your body weight on top of a bitch
because she's dying and suffocating.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
Fam, you can be lazy as you wanna be.
That's it.
That's like that hug.
Yeah.
See. Nigga, you can be lazy as you want to be. That's like that hug. Yeah.
See?
Nigga, you can be lazy as hell.
Get this dead smell.
Shut up.
Crazy nigga.
If I drop all my body weight on you,
I'm losing about two inches of dick, but fuck it.
Because I ain't going to be where I need to be to get it.
You're going to get whatever dick it is. Whatever it is.
Whatever left over.
Take those leftover dick.
Ain't no geometry in bitch, ain't no angle.
Okay, we'll never be in the allegations.
No, we not.
All right, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on.
What else is there of importance?
Maybe not so much importance
But Kendrick did give a surprise speech at Compton's college
Compton colleges graduation ceremony still this is a thing because you know Drake wore the
Compton College t-shirt during the beef to troll him and
Kendrick pops up and gives a surprise
sometimes you gotta pop out of show nigga. Surprise speech. That along with the cash
app card availability thing for his concert like and Drake was saying you
know in one of the one of the records you don't basically you don't do nothing
for Compton you ain't done nothing over. So yeah now I'm gonna pop out and show you. Nah they said
that nigga did mad community shit. He just wanted the niggas. You could kind of
you could kind of sense that he wanted them though. That I'm doing it for the
love. I ain't doing it cuz I need the accolades and recognition for doing it.
So if they was like Drake was way off. He do mad mad shit. You could kind of see
that in there. I wouldn't even care. I just think he's still putting on a master class and.
How to troll somebody?
No, how to just move.
How to move post beef.
Like he ain't, he still ain't saying shit.
He still ain't said a word.
The entire beef, he did not play internet games.
He didn't do none of that.
I'm not running out here.
I'm not writing on a black screen.
I'm not doing none of that shit. I'm
He said that in the songs. I'm not with all this fucking digging up dirt
Yeah, I don't even want to be that's our problem on well. He's chasing now
He was he gone Bula Kev and he was like all Kendrick does is work out and rap
I don't know how he thought this was gonna go
Like all Kendrick does is work out and rap. I don't know how he thought this was gonna go.
He don't care about nothing else.
And he even bodied me on the,
hey, why is this nigga in Brooklyn?
Well, I'm waiting for my $40 million mansion to be finished
and when we close, I'm gonna, it's like,
oh shit, this guy's the man.
Hey, I'll move over here until I close on this.
Y'all get off my dick.
Oh my God, I'm so glad that Parks is going to this concert.
Yeah, I can't wait.
Seriously, I'm so glad that there will be somebody here
in the building that night.
I'm going to be on the Amazon link.
Yeah, I can't make it out.
But that's going to be a big relap.
I've heard about a few of the friends.
I've heard some stuff.
And I've heard about some of that building
is going to be electric. Electric, Not Boston Celtic white people. Electric. Electric. Electric. Electric. I can't
wait. I can't wait. Did you guys see the tweet that Drake put out? Goats don't worry about one
trick ponies. That was the caption on the Instagram post. Yeah. Oh Instagram post. Yeah. I saw it.
Yeah. That was an interesting outfit that he was would you wear that?
Joe got that Joe yeah he's got those pants he probably wore them pants on the
balcony before that's his bag you definitely what would you call that bag
what would you call that particular look? expensive besides expensive that's all I
will call it. Okay.
Only niggas that know what it costs
and cared about expensive shit would buy that.
Now listen, they say I've been dressing like shit
my whole career.
Some people say my whole life.
So don't take my word on anything.
But when I saw the picture, I was like, what the beef?
Of course, I don't see the problem with what he did.
He had a braided belt on, my nigga.
I mean, I didn't see his belt,
but what's wrong with a braided belt?
If I make that much money
and I'm popping out the show, niggas.
See how the money came into it?
You see how the money niggas?
You do it all the time.
Not with regard.
And in that instance, the money that I make matters.
Well, no, it don't.
Yes, it does.
I think this is the time it don't matter.
See, I think differently, but I can't prove it
because I don't have the money.
I think that if you niggas saw the same shit at Walmart,
y'all wouldn't buy it.
Never.
I think y'all buy it because y'all know it's expensive
and everybody else can't get it.
That's not true.
That's just something that broke niggas keeps saying.
I just.
There is a difference in quality.
I proved that.
There is a difference.
I'm not.
No.
I'm sure some people do that.
I have proved that sometimes.
But as much as I hear people say it,
that is something that just broke.
People say there is a difference in quality of clothes.
That is true.
Well, there's that phrase, you know, money can't buy class.
So, you know, that applies.
But when you see quality clothes,
like I went suit shopping the other day
when I went to the 50's shit.
Where you going?
No, I went to the 50's shit.
In a suit?
Yeah. Okay. So, dog, I went to the 50's shit. In a suit? Yeah.
Okay.
So, dawg, certain suits hang, bro.
Like you can't just go buy a suit that's $200 in Macy's
and think that that suit is gonna look like a quality suit.
No disrespect to nobody buying a suit in Macy's,
but it's just a different level of the shit.
When you go buy a real suit, fam,
the suit drapes a certain way, it hangs a certain way, the material was different.
So to your point, yeah, people will be like,
yo, you wouldn't buy that at Walmart.
I wouldn't buy that at Walmart.
But the Walmart shit not gonna look.
Dog, you could go, Banana Republic, Gap,
and Old Navy are the same company.
And when you go and buy a t-shirt from Old Navy
and you can see your heart beating through that motherfucker,
it's not the same shirt that you're gonna get
in Banana Republic, it's just not.
So it's just levels to it, but.
My thing with Drake is.
A lot of expensive shit still be ugly shit
or funny looking shit.
It's a well made ugly shit.
My thing would that be, when you say something
about it looking away, money shouldn't come up.
Exactly.
And that'd be the response.
So that's why the person would say,
well, okay, if it's about about the money then if you saw it over
here you wouldn't buy you're not speaking to the quality you immediately
say yeah but this cost this or this is this brand I have a retort I have a
retort to that though I'm not wearing a brand I have a retort to that there is a different scrutiny there's a
different scrutiny and a different judgment system to the niggas with money
that's trying to get dressed because the niggas that don't have the money and look like shit running around,
you don't say nothing about those people. Yeah, because there's no expectation.
You don't say a word. No, because you don't say a word about the nigger that's broke,
that just looks like shit. It's not a fashion. It's not a fashion conversation.
He looked like shit and he don't have it. I know mad niggas that's broke and put that shit on So I mean my thing with Drake was this he is still Drake
So if he would have went to his kids soccer game dressed like a parent going to a kid soccer game
Then the paparazzi the pictures looking like Adam Sandler than they would have ruined they would have said that he lives depressed
Yeah, he's sick. he's suffering from this battle.
He had to pop out like that.
I'm not talking about the fashion choice,
even though I wasn't mad at it.
But yeah, he had to look different from the other parents.
That's true, that's true.
And I don't know where his son plays soccer.
So his son might have played soccer overseas somewhere.
And it's a different thing over there too.
You know what I'm saying?
He ain't look bad, he only going through that
cause he's Drake dressed like that there.
The braided belt and the shoes did it for me.
The pants we got, we both have similar pants.
But the-
You got a shit set baggy?
I wore them last week, two weeks ago.
Baggy's back.
I know this.
I know, two weeks ago.
I just can't picture him in it.
I did not see those.
Y'all cracked on me.
You cracked on me. But- I had to go back through the pictures. I did not see those. Yeah, y'all cracked on me you cracked on me
But um, I gotta go back through the pictures
Just can't do the braided belt and that the
Little buck shoes he had on I like and he came out with some dope pictures of his kid running to him at the soccer Game while he dressed like that. I wasn't at listen, but don't listen. Listen when is your don't like yeah
Don't crack on my outfit while I'm at my kids soccer game
anyway, I ain't here for me.
Why you even looking at me?
I'm here for my kids.
Because you are, because I'm who I am.
But the focus shouldn't be me, it should be on my kid
at my kids soccer game, that's it.
I wasn't mad at the Drake outfit.
So that answers your question.
That's a good point though that you made.
Like yo, if he had came out looking like a typical parent.
He'd have got killed.
He'd have smoked him.
I think that he's been looking down and depressed
in every picture taken since that battle.
So it was good to see him dress up, go somewhere,
look fake happy at least.
Nigga, look like you're happy.
You still him, you just may not feel so good popping out.
It may not feel him-ish outside, but you still him.
Still drinking.
Yeah, you gotta weather the storm.
This show, he popped out in Houston at some club
over the weekend too.
But he outside again.
As he should be.
Yeah.
Still drinking.
I see nothing wrong with it.
Shout out to Kendrick. Shout out to Kendrick.
For sure.
For his speech.
I don't want that to keep happening.
Was it a dope speech?
Oh, I have a little bit of it, actually.
I do have a little bit of it.
Who knows if it was dope?
Let's see.
I'm listening to fucking.
Hey, that ain't you.
Who are you, man?
Oh, I was gonna say, that is me.
That's such a dad.
Hold up.
Calm down.
That is not what we're doing here.
I love that.
Fuck it, I'll play Cap.
Let's see.
I'm trash.
I'll play it.
They drop family matters.
Shut up, nigga.
Motherfucking.
This is not how you die.
Oh, now you're on Wilde's starts to speak.
I don't have the speech.
You trash.
I had it.
You're not him no more.
I'm trash.
Well, he went up there and said,
yo, I believe Compton is beautiful. I believe we produce the most beautiful things. Go Compton, I'ma more. I'm trash. Well. He went up there and said y'all. I believe Compton is beautiful
I believe we produce the most beautiful things go Compton
I'm always be for Compton everywhere else in the world might not understand us, but he got in that bag, okay?
That's what he did so and he did shout to Kendrick shout to TD can't wait for the parks review
Yeah, please go there and observe
I know what you podcasters try to go places and not observe or have a critical thought going there
I mean I'll get notice something and bring it back.
Go be a fan, y'all.
Notice something and come back and tell us.
I cannot wait.
I cannot wait.
Speaking of rap, Gnome had their event.
Shout out to Smack, shout out to URL, they had their event.
Shout out to all the battle rappers that participated.
The only one I saw was Lux versus Nitty.
Shout out to Surf.
Always shout out to Surf.
This, I gotta text Surf back.
I'm gonna text you back, Surf.
I gotta text Surf back.
You told him that on the podcast.
Surf listen to podcast?
Just watch your man, so.
I gotta hit him back.
That's your man right here.
Yes, that's my man.
I mean, I gotta.
Not so ice, you his man.
Sometimes, don't you know?
Well, I am his man.
I know.
Shout out to Surf. Shout out.
Lux and Niddy, did anybody here see it?
I did.
You saw Lux and Niddy?
I did.
Classic battle, and I hate when people say that
right after the battle.
And let me start, yo.
I've been rough on Lux.
Pause.
That's what, that's the problem.
Okay. It is. Yeah, yeah. I've been rough on Lux. Paws. That's a problem. Okay.
It is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I've been rough on Lux.
I was one of the ones where it's like,
for what I watch a battle for, Lux really didn't,
I like the aggression, the gun bars,
I like the exaggerated shit in the battle.
You don't have to dissect shit?
Yeah, I don't want to have to really get my thesaurus out.
I don't want to have to watch it back to catch bars.. I don't want to have to watch it back to catch bars.
I don't really want to have to think in a battle rap.
And there's a lot of people that feel this way.
So I'm not alone in this.
He did a real good job of balance.
OK, like certain bars I caught, like he was talking
and he talked to Niddy like he was a kid.
Damn near which. But again. and he talked to Niddy like he was a kid, damn near.
But again, Niddy, I actually miss Niddy bars, surprisingly.
And I don't usually do that, like, cause I watched it two times.
And I'm seeing recaps and I'm seeing people
say certain shit and I'm like, wait a minute, okay.
I missed this.
So now I have to go back and look.
I had some Lux bars for you,
but of course URL has removed all media that was working
around around.
Oh yeah, they not playing.
But I do still have this nitty-skin.
Oh my God.
This is-
After going to be choked up reading Genesis 1, that's all first verse.
I'm going to kill them and go to prison, do all my turn, get straight through that sentence
like a highlighter.
You can mark my words.
Oh my God.
Let me start my verse.
Because I ain't even heat up yet.
Let me start my verse. Because I ain't even heat up yet
Let me start my verse cuz I ain't even heat up yet the heat up next warning shot. Let it fly overloaded like a Lea
Let it fly overloaded like a Lea
Cuz I ain't one of these rookies from the spaces. Since 2013, I've been cooking on these stages. How you look at it as the greatest?
Only come out once a year like a birthday candle,
and I've been putting on for ages.
You don't say.
Oh my God, yo.
Are you shitting me?
Bro, this shit was.
That line was so ill, the room couldn't react.
Wait, no, I'm rewindin'.
Nah, as a rapper you hear that and say, I've been puttin' on for ages.
It's on a birthday.
That's clever, that's clever as shit.
Hold up.
You look at that as the greatest.
Only come out once a year like a birthday candle.
And I've been puttin' on for ages.
That's sick.
You don't say shit.
Hey, I'm never gonna play.
Not a second I'll waste.
We can take this shit down to the wire,
like electrical tape,
leave you brain dead,
comatose for several days.
People asking where everything healthy at.
A vegetable store.
Ho ho ho ho!
BANG BANG BANG
Yo.
I wish that I could play y'all with loaded Lux did in this battle.
He put on an absolute clinic.
They both did.
But Lux is the greatest.
Lux is the greatest, was the greatest on that stage.
And just salute.
I got a little bit for you.
Oh yeah, give me a little bit of that.
I need a little bit of that.
Lux be performing too.
Lux showed his ass. Oh, yeah, give me a little bit of that. A little bit. I need a little bit of that. Luck's be performing too. Yeah.
Luck showed his ass.
Like an astronaut, man.
And can't nobody on the stream defend it.
I seen your business, it seems offensive.
The thing keep pimpin' letting people pump this.
He's so about the culture, which y'all deem commitment is interestingly enough just a
means of interest.
I mean, your newfound ace was hot for you.
Fever pitchin' about how you be assistin'.
All the victims is dyin' to get in the game.
Bleedin' the benches, this what they bumping.
But I'm a clinch the series type of nigga though.
Why care about who on the sideline sucking
they teeth is clinching just for mentions.
This some bullshit you trying to make a playoff.
And it's gonna be season ending.
It's not a game nigga.
You backsliding out on payments, skipping out on obligations.
You weren't thinking about how that other league event went.
Fees, expenses, deeds, and mention.
Ah, how the fuck they couldn't keep you locked in you ain't never been in the key position
Coastal you just felt free to mention that Troy got a screen intentions Beezer witness
You got a show cheap though the cheap clothes on the cheat sheets you get but keep forgetting
They think you make an office. No nigga. You taking all this we work different. You got an axe
I tell smack what I need permission, nigga.
Woo!
That's what I'm talking about.
I'm talking about what you want.
That's what I'm talking about.
Permission?
Permission, bro.
Bro.
That's a light one.
That might be the lightest stand-up.
That's what I'm saying.
It's hard.
They pulling all the clips down.
That shit that he did about you a worker
and you not a boss, you up here flipping all these names
but can't flip no money.
And then he just start coming out.
Oh my God, I felt bad for Nitty in that moment.
I felt bad for Nitty.
This is a good battle though.
No, this was a great battle.
I don't know if the make I got still going.
I'll send it to you.
This was a great battle.
Is it available on the app?
No, on the app.
Well, I know it was on the app.
I don't know where it is now.
It's nowhere now.
Niggas was mad too.
Smack, when you ordered a pay-per-view,
they had a pop-up come up.
Because people be ordering, sharing their link.
It was like, yo, listen, if you know anybody
doing that screenshot, send it to us.
We'll give you the next three events free.
So niggas start snitching on everybody else.
Oh, shit.
Yo, they go, they go.
That's a dirty game. It was like, yo, if on everybody else. Aw, shit. Like, yo. They, they, they, they, they gonna bull-ass it.
That's a dirty game.
It was like, yo, if you find anybody selling links, shit.
It's entrepreneurial business, man.
Yeah, we need our money.
Fuck that.
We need all ours.
He's like, you.
Oh, nah, I do gotta play this jazz clip,
because jazz show her ass every time, too.
Shout to jazz, yo.
But this is ridiculous.
This is absolutely ridiculous, why she did this to this girl.
I'm not a boy, but I'm not gonna win.
Bitch, I'm not binary.
I'm really one of him. You told T-Pop. You told T-Pop. ridiculous why she did this to this girl.
Now watch this. Look at this little real estate bar wait
You put sugar
God sweet baby Jesus. I hate that when you battle you have a list of women that are not allowed in rooms that's open nest black diamond and
the way you stay away from our X dr. Sebi will be proud of you and you and
Ebony all types of ways she got you feeling you scared of her but this
gangster image is what makes you appealing you a fucking real estate agent
how a bitch that sell houses not comfortable with hustle in the building?
It's happening!
Are you fuckin' shittin' me?
Are you shittin' me?
That was hard.
Tell her, Miss Hussle, hustle in the building.
Hussle in the building? You a mean ass?
I'm like, God, yo.
Jazz is foul for that.
Don't ever say that to my face, yo.
Don't say that to my face.
Some of them battle rap bars is hard to stand in front of.
When Hollow did that little Joe to see line
and I was standing right there, I was like,
mm.
That nigga said, I got 112, I want Joe to see.
You gotta just stand there, act like the hardest shit
you've ever heard in your life.
That was the funny shit in the first round
of the Nitty and Lux battle.
Lux killing.
Nitty just walking back and forth,
like trying to act like these shits ain't hard.
It was like, you just gotta stand there,
you gotta perform and take that.
You know what, Bootsy was on one of them podcasts
and they asked him why he don't battle rap
and he said, I'm from Louisiana,
so if somebody said anything to our face,
we would shoot them.
And as simple as that explanation was.
It made total sense.
It made total sense.
I understood, it made sense to me.
Y'all know the situation,
some of them niggas don't understand
that this was battle rap.
And you said certain shit on that stage,
and they right there.
And niggas had to, hey yo, though,
this is part of the show and let that go.
Lux did so many just, he did so much of that.
I can't even say I'm really mad that they took the joints down.
There's another clip that was.
He was bugging up there.
Lux, we love you.
While I'm at it, Mooc, there's nothing you can ever say
to make me not love you, nigga.
I don't give a fuck what disparaging comments
You say about me. I love you nigga. Now what?
You can't stop my love
You can't stop my love
If y'all get on these interviews and pause on Jones, I get it hurt people hurt people but I love you nigga
That's it. Now what you gonna do?
And yo, shouts to Nitty.
Like, you shouted Lux out, shout out.
I shouted both of them out.
I'm just saying.
Cause they both went crazy.
Yeah, like to be up there on that stage in that moment
and not die.
And nobody, yeah, nobody died.
Who won?
Who won?
Lux.
My first watch was Lux.
Okay.
But then when I go back and I caught some of that other shit,
it's closer than I originally had it.
Lux one.
That's just mine.
I saw people saying two one, some people saying three oh.
Most of the people that watched it do have Lux winning.
Yeah, I had Lux.
I'm sure it is, Nitty's cousin somewhere.
Ice.
I don't know who.
Keep talking about this fucking rum Nitty and brung Hedy.
And Hedy can start going.
No, look, that was a different Lux.
That was a different Lux that night.
That wasn't your usual Lux.
Damn, I wish I could play those lines.
It was too nice, it was too nice, it was too nice.
I'm dick riding right now.
Shout out to Lux, shout out to Nitty,
shout out to all the battlers that performed there,
shout out to Smack Beez, everybody else
that played a part in that.
Salute, salute, salute.
I'm gonna find where I can properly support this.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
The bootleg link shit, I don't want to do that.
You can't pay to go see the shit.
To go see, like, on demand type shit?
Yeah, after it's over, they should just go on their app for $5, $10, however the fuck much.
They do something like that, but sometimes they'll wait, they'll drop it later.
It don't be immediately sometimes, or sometimes it's only for a couple hours because they go to YouTube later on with it, but sometimes they'll wait, they'll drop it later. It don't be immediately sometimes,
or sometimes it's only for a couple hours,
because they go to YouTube later on with it.
But I've heard some funny shit.
They know niggas is waiting for this one.
I've heard some funny shit YouTube has been doing
with the battles now, so I don't even know
if this will hit there.
They should just have a subscription on the app.
A subscription, they do.
Oh, okay.
They have a subscription on the URL app.
Yeah, that should just go up like an episode of TV.
Exactly, like Patreon.
All right. I won't ask you guys about Caitlin Clark not being on teen USA
Maybe I'll do that on patreon salute child of the tronies
But I do want to ask ish about Danny Hurley time Danny early. It is Danny
I'm thinking Bobby Danny Hurley turn it Danny Hurley turning down the Lakers gig
six years 80 million
It's hard to turn down one.
Six years, 70 million, I don't want to misquote them,
Google it yourself, but a lot of money.
It's a lot of money.
More than double his salary.
Double salary on UConn.
I would have welcomed him, I think.
I just love this for the beef between Woj and Shams,
by the way, but I think I said that already.
No, you didn't?
No, because Shams is the one that was reporting
that JJ Reddick is the front runner for the job.
And you know Shams and Woj, Shams used to work for Woj.
When Woj went to ESPN, he brought a lot of his people.
Shams chose not to go and build his own shit.
So they've been kind of having a battle,
mentor versus mentee.
So Shams drops the JJ Reddick bomb.
Woj says, Danny Hurley is the one that they looking for
and he's been the only candidate ever since.
So I'm gonna miss their beat back and forth.
But what do you think of Hurley's decision as a Laker fan?
You gotta respect it.
I loved it.
I would have welcomed Danny.
Basketball greatness is in his family.
For those that don't know,
he comes from the St. Anthony's tree.
That was so pivotal back
in 80s and 90s, high school basketball.
Okay.
I didn't know.
In the 2000s, right?
It started dying out after a while.
Because Bob left.
Did they?
Yeah.
So Bobby Hurley, senior, was the coach of St. Anthony's basketball, Mac recruits.
He got Mad Niggas and pros.
Then Bobby Hurley Jr. went on to Duke greatness.
And then Danny was the little brother.
I already thought Danny was better than Bobby too.
But Danny Hurley's kicking ass in UConn.
Stop, don't talk stupid.
I like Danny Hurley game.
Bobby really was nice.
He was nice?
I like Danny Hurley game.
But-
You remember Bobby, nigga, stop.
I do.
Danny had the swag.
Go ahead, man. But yo, nah, I shouted Danny Hurley I think when you know it speaks to integrity sometimes
when you turn down that much bread.
Why did he turn it down?
Nobody knows that's his personal decision.
I think that a lot of times college coaches and I said this before, you can't you can't
kind of get the respect like I don't think this is my opinion, like it's hard to go in there
and tell LeBron what you think he's doing wrong.
Y'all need you to improve on some,
nigga if you don't get your, you know what I'm saying?
It's hard to do that sometimes.
Isn't coaching college kind of seen as like a step towards
coaching in the pros?
For some.
Colin Coward had a great quote, it said, don't risk happy for happier.
That's a good one.
That's really dope.
And I think it definitely applies.
Damn, my Padawan shirt.
Yeah, it was a really good quote.
The Hurleys are East Coast, especially New Jersey greatness.
They are a staple.
Danny Hurley has talked about how he suffered from depression
and had a hard time even finding footing in coaching
and his wife kind of walked him through that process.
So my wife is gonna be the ultimate decision maker in this.
And his family is not,
his family's just not leaving the East Coast.
He has a chance to make a three-peat,
for a three-peat in college, that's unheard of.
So if I'm being offered 70 and 80 million now,
why don't I just continue what I'm doing here
and a gig that makes more sense for me
will open up in the future, I think.
And-
That makes sense.
And that job security, picking your family up,
moving them across the country from Connecticut to LA,
that's a whole different culture shift.
And then to be totally honest, dog,
the Los Angeles Lakers,
the Yankees, the Dodgers, the Cowboys, jobs like that.
Yo, you under such a fucking microscope
that you might have too much pressure to be happy.
And then if you don't immediately,
immediately produce results,
you don't get the window to grow and to win.
Like Darvin Ham, you outta there.
If you don't produce immediately, nigga, you gone.
So now I just picked up my family, moved across country,
and now I'm jobless.
I mean, you still got that guaranteed spanky,
but it's still a pain in the ass.
He not missing no meals.
Hey, while we talking coaches, man,
I gotta give a shout out to my cousin, Darnell Stapleton.
Shout him out, couple years ago,
he took the coaching job down at University of Florida.
Well, he just now, and talking to him,
he was like, his goal was to get into the NFL as coaching.
He is now the assistant offensive line coach
for the Washington Commanders.
So he did make it to the league.
It's fine.
So, salute, guys.
I'm not rooting for y'all, but salute.
He just brought Tomlin back for, what, three more years?
Yeah, yeah, they better.
Yeah, they better.
Danny make six years, 32 million.
No complaints.
Yeah, I can make it work.
No complaints.
We'll make this work.
We'll stretch this.
We'll stretch this.
We can stretch it. We'll be all right.'ll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it.
We'll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it. We'll make it. You know, I see a university, was it Texas? They was inviting recruits in, they got Lamborghinis
lined up, both sides of the fucking, both sides.
That's a Texas prom.
No.
Texas do things differently.
That shit was crazy though.
And sports in Texas, forget about it.
High school sports in Texas, they shut the city down.
Like Friday night lights and all that shit,
it'd really be like that.
But, speaking of proms, dog,
fuck Texas, proms across the country.
I just talk, families long niggas be having
Rolls Royces and all types of shit at the prom.
I know, and I got stick up kid friends.
Just let me know what date that prom is.
Get to the bottom of this.
I'm seeing these pictures like, what the fuck?
Yeah, it's a different bucket.
Ferraris dawg, all types of shit at the prom.
Nigga, we got daughters.
Yeah.
What that mean?
What that mean?
It's gonna be expensive.
Oh, I thought he was trying to say
they gonna get picked up by the dude.
The dude gotta spend all the money.
No.
I mean, y'all daughter can't show up much to the prom.
Of course not.
I'm saying we got daughters.
Prom is this shit gonna be expensive.
Girls are expensive.
And dating women are expensive.
What do you think will happen
when our daughters become teenagers?
And mischievous little things.
Little.
Don't let them talk about your daughter.
They always talk about your daughter.
I'm not being fucking real.
Get him.
Kyrie stomp the shit out of him right now.
Yeah.
Kyrie's in Gucci. gonna be on the team?
What the fuck is you talking about, nigga?
That'll stop him.
Yo.
Stupid ass dick.
He's in Atlanta.
I got two part of the shows for you guys.
All right.
Demetrius get his money worth.
Hey.
He get his money worth every month.
That's my man.
Shout out to Meach.
Demetrius says, what is your proudest moment?
Doesn't have to be financially
and it doesn't have to be socially,
but what moment made you self reflect and say,
damn, I am so proud of myself for blank?
That's a really good question.
That's a really good question.
Sheesh.
I'll be the cliche guy while y'all think.
My kid's birth, both of them, super proud.
I had some dinner on one of them album releases where my dad got up and gave a speech and
said some shit that he would have never said to me if it was just us.
That made me cry.
Cry?
Yeah, yeah, he teared me right up with that one.
What else? Pump it up. That's up there. Should, yeah, you crying. Tear me right up with that one. What else?
Pump it up.
That's up there.
It's up there.
They called me to the plate.
I delivered.
What else is up there for me?
Proudest, proudest moments.
Being the guy in your family that is trustworthy.
That's the moment for me.
Being the family member that is reliable.
Blamed on. Yeah, being that is reliable. Lined on.
Yeah, being that person. That's, that's, that's, yeah. How about you guys? What's that?
That's really good.
Life has been full of blessings. It's kind of hard to pick one, honestly. Shit, just
making it fucking out of my little ass hometown and getting shit popping in a couple different
cities but especially here. It's always a moment of pride for me. It is.
True, true. but especially here, it's always a moment of pride for me. It is. It is.
I'll be proud when, of course,
there's countless instances involving my daughter.
I could think of a million of those.
But one recently that stands out,
and I'll try to tell it real quick.
I was in the mail room of my building,
and I walked in, there was a lady in there who was older.
She was about to cry.
I'm like, oh, you trying to get out?
What was going on?
There was a package, she couldn't find it.
She was just stressed.
So I help her.
She had ordered a walker, but she was on a walker,
so she couldn't take it to her apartment.
I carry it for her, put it together for her,
show her how to use it, all of this shit.
Long story short, I befriended the lady
because her daughter moved her up here from Florida.
She had a bad accident, got like a plate in her arm.
She knows nothing about Jersey, never been to Jersey,
basically a stranger.
So I kinda just told her, yo, you know,
I live down the hall from you, if you need something,
call me, whatever, whatever.
My mom's, I tell my mom's about it,
she's like, well, I would like to meet her.
So my mom's kinda rock with her now. And she was telling my mom, like mom's, I tell my mom's about it, she's like, well, I would like to meet her. So my mom's kind of rock with her now.
And she was telling my mom, like,
yo, your son is an angel, like literally,
God sent him into that room that day
because I wouldn't have been able to do any of this shit.
So seeing my mom's reaction to somebody
basically bigging her son up to her made me feel good.
I felt proud, like, yeah.
That's fine, that's me. That's proud, man, me feel good. I felt proud like, yeah. That's fine.
That's me.
That's proud, man.
Feel proud.
Feel proud of this punk, yo.
Bitch.
So proud not giving your uncle that car.
I was super proud.
I had another set of wheels.
I don't know, it's really hard.
I don't know, when you walk in the hospitals
and you see your kids, like my first daughter,
when I walked in, you see your daughter in the incubator,
that's a different type of emotional experience.
And then for my second daughter,
I saw, like, you know know they pull her out all that shit
it was my girl had a c-section they pull them out and all that shit you hold them it's a different
type of emotional thing that make you feel proud but um I don't I don't anything else is like a
blur to be honest with you I can't really think think of nothing else Isis point was good when people talk about you to your family and reverence when you're not there
That's fire, but I can't really think of nothing off the top of my head
good and therapy session with a lick of therapy thinking about himself that's what you can't fun therapy sessions like that like what do you brah what do you
talk I'm not even saying nothing I'm chilling
therapist are unblurred at blur you know It was an impromptu question. Big mouth.
Right off the top of my head, my mom's last wish for me,
she was like, buy a house, that's all I want to do.
Buy a house, and I did one better.
I bought a building.
Rental property, stream of income.
I think she might be looking down on me, kind of proud.
Good shit. I think so, too. Wanna clap it up for mom looking down on me kind of proud. Good shit. I think so too.
I'm gonna clap it up for mom looking down proud.
You got it on them buildings with Angela Yee.
I mean she's, she got way more doors than I do.
Hey, don't sell yourself short.
But listen, it's a goal.
I saw Angela Yee last night at the Don's Hollywood shit.
She's looking good.
Good. Shout out to Ange. There's a second one you said, right? I said, you know I'll come do your show. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
What's up?
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What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? I did lip service, oh wait. That's why she didn't call you back, nigga. You can call me, I'll come do the show, take my number.
She put in her phone, no it's the same number, I got it.
Yeah, and I was like, text me, they ain't gonna text.
I'm gonna come up there with Mayno one day.
Oh, that would be a fun show.
That would be a fun show.
I think so.
It would, no, it would be hilarious.
Begging.
I think so. Our second part of the show would be hilarious. You know, I think so.
Our second part of the show,
I don't know if it was a question.
This is from Casimir,
Casimir Fenelon, I don't know.
Casimir says, beer versus man.
Don't trigger anybody, don't trigger,
let's just hear him out and leave,
we don't have to stay here.
Beer versus man.
I just wanted to add to the conversation really quick
and help Mel understand the guy's perspective.
He said that. Don't try to give me a try.
Okay. All right.
Yes, over nine out of 10 women
have been attacked physically or sexually by a man.
But where women are getting confused on
is that they think nine out of every ten men
are doing the attacking.
In reality, on the extreme level, only one out of every ten men are the ones actually
physically and sexually assaulting women and shouldn't represent the majority of men as
a gender.
I didn't check those stats by the way, so if it's wrong, don't attack me.
What women are low-key insinuating
is that the majority of men are likely to be a rapist, attacker, or killer of women when in fact
it is less than 10% on an extreme level and the chances of a bear attacking you is way higher.
He said that. I've heard bear stats that they've killed like 200 people since the 1800s or some abnormal shit.
Yeah, but that's a moot stat because we don't live with them.
Right.
Yeah, fair enough.
I receive what he's saying. I understand what he's saying and I understand that a lot of men are processing that conversation as women are terrified of all men.
And I think that that's where the disconnect is happening. That's not what I can't speak for all women I can only speak for myself and maybe even my
group of friends that have had this conversation and it really doesn't we
don't fear all men because we know that not all men are predators and rapists
and will harm us. We know we know this we believe this we have men in our lives
that are protectors,
you know, and our allies and stuff like that.
So I just think that the conversation
just kind of became very convoluted
and it was just really meant to show
how high the statistics are of women
that have actually had these kinds of interactions
in their lives.
Like one in three women, that is a crazy statistic.
One in three women has had some form of sexual assault
during the course of her life or will experience that.
So I think that that's really where the disconnect
is kind of happening between men.
Yes.
I thought it was her.
I've also ran into some bears in person
and they usually run away.
And that's the other thing is that a bear either has to be hungry or feel threatened.
And so that's the conversation is that bears aren't just going to randomly attack you.
Now if you want to say like a lion or some shit like that.
Then that's I think that that's why they we didn't say lions or why that wasn't it.
So that's just my two cents on that.
Received. Yeah.
Received.
All right.
We did that.
Thank you to our part of the show participants.
Yeah, my man.
My man kind of titled you.
Who's your man?
Oh, we're back in the man multiverse of ish.
Well, we know who.
No, the dude that sent the joining about his girl.
That is not helping me at all.
The big thing we had when the girl was talking to him
reckless and all that other stuff.
You said the nigga whole email and name and everything
as he got in trouble with boys, his family, everybody like,
oh nigga your girl talking to you like a butt.
You know what I'm saying?
You're such a dick.
Whoops.
It's fucked up son.
Whoops. Wait what? I said his email? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
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What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? people that don't will say don't mention me. Yeah don't say my name. Well they might be putting their name not knowing that they could. My apologies I don't want to jam anybody up. This
broadcast is meant to be fun and entertaining. And informative. Yeah it's not meant to add stress
or distress. I don't know if the disclaimer is in there but I think going forward if you are a part
of the show contributor you should write in like bold letters at the beginning of your question or statement.
Hide me.
Do not say my name.
Don't say my name.
My name is Michael Jordan.
What's that fake name?
My name is Michael Jordan.
A magic Johnson, yeah.
That's it for me.
I don't have anything else that is near and dear to my heart
that I need to get out on this broadcast.
Let me just make sure.
Free Jaguar White, oh man rest in peace
enchanting yes we lost that sorry rest in peace enchanting she's a singer slash
rapper she was from Texas she was signed to Gucci's 1017 label for for a short
time and she passed away yesterday.
So we're just gonna say rest in peace.
That fucking sucks.
Something you hated as a kid but loved as an adult.
Pickles.
Butterscotch.
Lima beans.
Being alone.
Oh, you love as an adult.
My mind was the reverse.
Hated as a kid, loved as an adult.
Eggs. Sleep. being alone is funny
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you smoke that
Parks
Yeah, Brussels sprouts, but I think they upgraded them, so I don't know if that's fair
Squash like zucchini and shit like that
Yeah, yes food, yeah.
Yeah, that's true.
Cantaloupe.
I think he used to like cantaloupe.
That shit is banging.
Get the fuck out of here.
All right.
I think that was our show.
I think we did it.
All right.
All right, I told you guys,
I've been in my old school bag,
90, 91, 92.
I'm staying right there on the sleeper.
And you kids need to fucking learn some good music anyway
Algorithm and give me right I
Ain't saying it who it is cuz you fucking niggas is heathens out there and you should know oh man come on
Christopher Williams all I see. Let's go. Some of y'all know, some of y'all don't.
Let me tell you something. Anytime I made a tape or a little CD back in the day, this
was on it for me. The little, you know, the little love play playlist. Oh my god, I used to kill this into the Jodeci and then the what?
I forgot this was my favorite song. Really? This was my favorite song. On the love tape? Back then. Back then. Yeah.
Christopher Williams got a lot of little sleepers that niggas never really paid mind to.
Oh my God.
What you give it to me is a true love.
You're the best.
All I have seen is your love.
Yeah, yeah, you wasn't there, Monty.
You wasn't there for this.
You was sick, nigga.
All I have seen is your love.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder.
I know that's Harry Holder. I know that's Harry Holder. I know that's Harry Holder. I know that's Harry Holder. I know that's Harry Holder. You were 6, niggas!
I know that's hammer holding the background to sound like it! Anything without me too hard Was the pill I wanted my hand
But then I couldn't rest my back
And I'm in love with you so hard
Living on my knees and asking God
To bring you back my way
I feel like I can live another day
I said what I see is what I see All I see is I don't wanna get me to leave? You're my sugar I don't want to live without your love
Love
Seasons passing on the dates
Are all the secrets passed my way?
I want you back in my life
So we can marry, I'll make it more wild
Every night and day I pray
That you will bring your love back my way
Cause I can't take another day
So why don't you stay, girl?
Every night and day I pray
That you will bring your love back my way Come back, baby I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray, I pray little bit lonely All I see, what you're giving to me
All I see, what you're giving to me
All I see, what you're giving to me
All I see, what you're giving to me
It doesn't need sugar
I won't need what you give me
All I see is your love I won't be without you I won't be without you
It's all love
All I see is your love
I don't need to be your lover
I won't be without your love
I can't even make you say
I'm looking for you baby
And I just can't watch it
Can you imagine when I'm turning
I'm gonna be your man
I'm walking in a rain sugar
Would you give it to me
Would you give it to me baby
Baby baby
Give it to me
I can see baby, I see
Give it to me, baby
I won't live without your love
I see, baby, I see
Give it to me, baby
Why don't you give it to me?
Give it to me, give it to me, give it to me, I need some love, I need some love
Brand new old music from Christopher Williams, that record is called All I See
Available in your phone and on DSP's right this very second
Alright, I'm going back down to Memphis again.
Why not?
Why not?
This is new money bag yo, record is called Play the Fool.
Young nigga move that dope, brand new bread get your brand new hose, brand new pot new
stove, brand new plugs send 52 bowls, give a nigga the time behind your name and other
words you told, these bitches be laying low with these wrecks, they need to be exposed,
D&D and Lister money calling, smoke or blunt and pop it what you call it
Can't go broke cause now I'm used to ballin'
Mute yourself with all the extra talk and shut the fuck up
Man you been in limit, paint a picture, see the vision
I can see the city while I'm hittin' it in the Yemen right now I'm with it
Played on my talk cause she needed some clout, you not even relevant what this about
I know some ratchet bitches from the south, get a little sus and I'ma hit you in the mouth
Whoa, whoa, know I be thuggin' it out They like bag back on their bullshit, look
how he sluggin' it out Some keep tellin' me, some keep tellin' me
Keep it cool, play the fool Some keep tellin' me, some keep tellin' me
Go with your move or you gon' lose Some keep tellin' me, some keep tellin' me
Them niggas hoes, some keep tellin' me stay on the road
Some keep tellin' me give it a little minute And then his true colors gon' show
Some keep telling me keep me opposed Some keep telling me get it and go
Some keep telling me God watching over me But I feel the demons getting close
He be Pilla talking bout me and my people Must be hurt
Plus he a rapper too he really wanna feature 12 by verse
He ain't shit, I know, a ho bitch A real ho
We ain't got a tat it still ain't hit, he tender dick
Some keep telling me, I ain't bad in this story you selling me
If you ripping that loaf you better eat, we don't tolerate starving in BGE
They out here paying for freaks, I'm playing for keeps
Laid up with a op nigga bitch for a week, she ate the dick off the Bon Appetit
Roast pelt on my feet, my status elite, they talk about you rich or poor
Fuck whoever ain't with you, fuck whoever ain't with me
Fuck whoever ain't with me, eh Fuck whoever ain't with me, eh
Tryna take her for another nigga, now you in it
Uh-uh, now don't switch up now, I done put you in it
Some keep telling me, some keep telling me, some keep telling me
Keep it cool, play the fool, some keep telling me
Some keep telling me, some keep telling me, go with your move or you gon' lose
Some keep telling me, some keep telling me, them niggas hoes Some keep telling me, stay on' lose Some keep telling me I can't go Some keep telling me them niggas hoes
Some keep telling me stay on the road
Some keep telling me give it a little minute
And it's true colors gon' show
Some keep telling me keep me up-hoes
Some keep telling me get it and go
Some keep telling me God watching over me
But I feel the demons getting close
And that is Play the Fool by Moneybag Yo
And I heard he's working on his album now, so the album should be coming soon too.
Okay, that's dope.
I was grabbing nominated with Moneybag Yo for that Mary J. Bly song.
Shout out to Moneybag Yo, man.
I'm going to the Bronx.
This is Austin Sauer, Make It Home.
Yeah.
Back at it again
Look, I let my niggas bury everything we penalizing
All money in, no money out, that mean we need deposits
And if we all get booked, nobody tell, they see us synchronizing
First nigga fold, he gon' bleed about it
Only way to make them people listen
You gon' need a hostage
I don't see my bitches every day
I gotta leave them watching
Caught a nigga trying, blew his teeth
I guess we the topic
Solid as a rock, they called G-I-N-E-S
When them gangsters in the spot
It is what it is
You hold on to that fire and you let go of that bitch
I just ate a schoom, probably why I feel so bitter
Smoking on the finest fly, n***a from the bricks
When them gangsters in the spot, it is what it is
You might just make it home, you might never see your kids
I ain't never need a n***a, I ain't never need a bitch
Blur-U-T, the only thing that make you real in this shit
I go toe to toe with the finest, I ain't picky with the target
I embrace the art of war, there ain't a thing we got in common
Let me locals everywhere, I bag up like the supermarket
You can't tell us we ain't rich, my whole block used to ballin'
They done said my name so many times, I'm startin' to look like Candyman
Goin' wide, razor blade, I'm park-sized daffodil
Left hand, bag of grams, cut it now it's half and half
Budget make a master plan, boomerang, hunter that meat man for man
Trips to the motherland, I'm just tryna catch a tan
They don't know I'm body, I been Latin like Afghanistan
Complexion like the plug you had, and if you never had a plug
You probably wouldn't understand, killer smell double bag
I'm probably not my mama's favorite, probably cause we twins though
Everything I learned is sacred, I ain't tell a damn soul
Niggas know I'm in the matrix, I tell shorty dance slow
Picasso with the paintings, green thumb, I make the gang
grow
When them gangsters in the spot, it is what it is
You hold on to that fire and you let go of that bitch
I just ate a shroom, probably why I feel so big
Smoking on the finest fly, nigga from the bricks
When them gangsters in the spot, it is what it is
You might just make it home, you might never see your kids
I ain't never need a n***a, I ain't never need a bitch
Lo, you see the only thing that make you real in this shit
It's Austin Sauer, Make It Home Choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo-choo- I'm going to uh Lily Massey is her name and the song is called Leave the Weapon featuring Can you keep it ready for me baby?
I won't let you wait in too long To keep it steady
Promise when I'm done I'ma have your leg shaking
I know that you heard about me, baby, stop pretending
Cause this ain't my first show, no, yeah
I don't flip jet all, girl, I'm used to this
A different level type nigga, who you fooling with?
That nasty shit a nigga stay true to it
It's what I do, ooh, ooh, ooh
Been freaky since 2014
Leave the weapon, have these from
Cut my tongue, pistol whip
Soon as I live, it trip on me
Soon, making love, pleasing you the way you want
And your grip, squeeze me slowly
I'ma wake you up, ain't gon' stop me talking
Not a second, go to waste, no, babe
I'ma break your body down
Can't wake up, so I'm ready to
Squeeze me, finish, oh
I'ma need your body to lay right there while I work
Working up a sweat, I can go 24 hours and hours
Baby, I'm a giver, I just wanna make you shiver
See you naked, I'm a sinner, never quitter
Cause I need you baby Lay it all down for me lately
You're the only one I've been craving
Soon as you get home make some babies
Every time you have a dream
Oh, I'm starting making love
Pleasing you the way you want Let your grip squeeze me slowly
I'm gonna wake you up, I'm not gonna stop until
The second comes and weighs all the weight
I'm gonna break your body down
Can't wait cause I'm ready now as long as you finish
how I'm satisfied
cause God's all I need
cause God's all I need
cause God's all I need
cause God's all I need need That's all that I need Cause that's all that I need You're gonna explain something from Tim's. You're lying. He set you up, yeah, yeah.
It's definitely not.
I changed my mind.
Big Mel, what you playing?
I'm afraid.
Why?
Because I'm afraid Joe's gonna fucking say something.
So what?
Oh, he's gonna come back to the mic.
Okay, I like, I like, okay, disclaimer, I like this song. I have never heard this before.
So I'm playing Bodies by Raheem. But I'm sitting here. I just I'm waiting for you to say something.
Fuck him. If you want to play a song, play the song. Have you played it before? Raheem Devon is the best.
No, Raheem Devon.
Oh, just Raheem Devon.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
Radio Raheem.
No.
Stupid.
Love, hate.
Great Raheem project, though.
Heavy on, not asking no questions Heavy on, I won't do no flexing on your ex things, oh
Heavy on, minding my business
And heavy on, youall still on my heels
Love you so I fuck you like you knew, babe
I don't care if that shit isn't true, babe
You're the one, but damn, thing in the pool, babe
I know you're too ugly, you got bodies, bodies, oh, bodies
You don't have to keep a thing from around me, around me
Ooh, I know you're ugly, you got body All righty, all righty
I can tell from all the ways you fuck me
Fuck, fuck me back
Short and sweet, that is Raheem, bodies Okay, okay. My tape, I put it in. Okay.
Short and sweet, that is Raheem, bodies.
Yep, and every Raheem song is short and sweet. He ain't gonna make them over three minutes at all.
I like that.
Joe's pick, however?
Boy, that brought back memories.
I don't think I ever heard that song.
Christopher Williams?
That song I never heard.
Oh my God.
I had that album.
Yeah.
I had that album, for sure.
Yeah.
Christopher Williams.
Christopher Albie Shore.
Albie Shore.
Khalil Kane who played Raheem and Juice.
Oh my.
You had a type.
At that age, yes I did.
It looked just like that.
So before money was important,
we know what the type was.
It was...
Like, hey...
Hey...
I don't know.
I don't...
Yeah, it was a type.
It was a type.
Mm-mm-mm.
I was instantly transported to being 14.
When I took you to New York
How old?
14, I want to say.
Having thoughts, those thoughts.
At 14, duh.
Okay.
How old were you, like, when you started getting, doing shit?
I was-
Doing shit.
Doing shit.
I don't want to say, you know, I'm good, but-
I was 14 at Lauren Berg Prep when all of the guys at the boarding school had fucked Shavante
and they were clowning me because I didn't.
So I went over to the girls dorm
and didn't know what I was doing,
totally embarrassed myself and was scared away
from having sex probably for the next four to five years
until I met my first baby mom.
Thank you for asking about my experience.
That's the way it is.
Oh, well, yeah.
My first sexual experience
didn't make me want to run into sex at all.
It was a mess, I had to pee.
I told this story a bunch.
I didn't know if that was gum or pee.
But I had to do something, and I did it in her.
That's why you hate squirters.
I did.
He wants to squirt.
He wants to squirt. What is? What?
Go ahead, judge me.
Come on, get your shit off.
What you got?
What you got, buddy?
Thank you.
Leave me alone for a change.
The fuck?
Great show.
Great show today, man.
Hopefully, y'all enjoyed this as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
This part feels like we escaped the summertime fall off.
This is good.
I'm still in my 92.
Still in my 92.
Hey!
I just feel so sorry for people who weren't there during this one.
Feel what?
How you say that?
I said I feel so sorry for people who weren't there during this time. You feel what? How you say that? I said I feel so sorry for people that.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
You feel what?
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry, Mike.
I feel sorry for people who weren't there during this time.
Yeah, no, they missed out.
This is the golden era for a reason
Yo, it's really fucking me up that today when people say 15 years ago, they talk about oh nine
Yeah, that is really tripping me up. It's fucked up when you say 15 20 years ago. I just get right back to the 90s. Yeah
I'm thinking that oh nine shit. That's almost 2010 shit 30. We always help me
Listen because of that keep us in your prayers.
Lord knows each and every one of us need to be there.
Until the next time, we bid you adieu, farewell, adios,
arriba, derci, hasta la vista, arvois, so long, goodbye,
or a simple head nod if you don't really fuck with them like that.
This is charged today.
Hey, shut up. I'm just telling you bruh. Remember life is a series of
moments and moments pass so let's make this one last as if it's all we have and
lastly but certainly not least the baddies are insecure and think they're
being reciprocal when they give a hug that was unwanted. The stagnant women
want to travel and the closed-minded women want you to teach them things,
grab you a Tylenol, you might need it. Right on schedule is a Porzingis
injury. Porzingis injury out for the next 10 days tentatively with a meniscus tear.
Maybe I'll go run behind that Dallas bandwagon, we'll see. 10 days tentative leave with a meniscus tear. Yeah. For real?
Maybe I'll go run behind that Dallas bandwagon.
We'll see.
Yeah, that's...
We'll see.
I gotta see game three.
Dallas winning game three should be easy money, but...
No porzingis?
No porzingis.
That changes everything for me.
Price!
What?
Y'all hold it down out there, man. everybody have a healthy week, enjoy the rest of your
week, weekend included, we'll be back same time, same place this weekend man.
Yo I ain't heard nothing you said, I'm just listening to the lyrics.
That shit wow.
I'm sorry.
Shut the fuck up.
Stop trying to ruin the fun.
I wish I could grab you and tell you.
This nigga's going to jail
Wanna tell me your name
Let me play your game
Yeah they singing along out there in the car
Fuck with Ice Storm out there
40 and up, 40 and up out there
Boom I really want, I really want, I really want, I really want And I've just been noticing like funny ad libs from the songs back in the day like from
the 90s
I still got it in that bag like silk silk came on while I was in the shower he on the song talking about my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my my And it was fire and it's fire
Y'all it down remember to pop kids if nobody else here we love y'all
You know they go to jail you can't, I wanna know like a dog, I wanna know whooooo You demanding you know her name.
Tell me her name, nigga.
A'ight, stop doing what you're doing.
Because it's always you.
On Patreon, I wanna ask y'all
I wanna ask y'all, we're TP2 stans in comparison to Confessions, I do.
Don't do that to Confessions.
I do want to talk to y'all about it.
Because I recently read the track list and I've been on R Kelly set 92, sorry.
Don't set Confessions up like that bro.
Yeah I think it's tough.
I don't think it's tough.
I don't think it's tough at all.
We'll take it. It's fine. I don't think it's tough at all. We'll take it, we'll take it.
It's fine, I got a little jangle, here we go.
JVP, JVP, why would you be without the JVP?
Bye!