The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 738 | "Regale That Tail"
Episode Date: July 3, 2024The JBP kicks off this episode by airing out some grievances with Ice (1:10) before turning to their thoughts on the 2024 BET Awards (18:07) as they send their praises to Victoria Monét’s performan...ce (35:37), the use & promotion of politics (39:40), and reactions to the tribute for Usher (1:06:03). Ice then shares his experience at the Jeezy & Scarface show (1:30:35), Rick Ross gets into a fight at a Vancouver music festival (1:38:34), and Joe walks back his take from last week on Lucky Daye’s album (2:04:43). Also, PARTYNEXTDOOR’s quick beef with Chris Brown, Bryson Tiller, & Jeremih (2:10:20), the recent free agency moves in the NBA (2:17:07), a question from Joe engages the room in debate (2:43:40), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Lucky Daye - “Diamonds in Teal” Ice | Flau’jae & Lil Wayne - “Came Out A Beast” Parks | RJ Payne - “Sweet Suffering” Ish | Maeta - “DJ Got Me” Melyssa | Victoria Monét - “Moment” Emanny | Camper (feat. Syd & Tank) - “I Need It”
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Joe don't do that.
Joe don't do that at all.
If I don't hit back, I'm fucking.
If I don't hit back, I'm fucking and that's it.
But there's plenty of other times where we'll watch the fight,
we'll watch the game.
Nigga, we get up.
The charges against Ice and Ish are-
Valid charges.
Valid?
100% valid charges.
Valid?
Yeah, I'm tight.
The same way you felt about the merch.
I'm tight too.
See, they don't think of how it affects people that love them.
Yeah.
I'm listening, I wanna hear it.
It's very selfish.
It is.
The charges against y'all are,
happen to be,
that y'all only really come outside today
for your celebrity friends.
Which goes to show which I think about us.
Yeah, word.
Can I, can I?
Who's?
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
The last-
You wanna go first?
Yeah, I wanna go first.
I'm gonna be quick, I'm gonna get in and out, seven minutes.
The last three times I went out prior to this weekend,
did I not invite everybody?
No, I don't remember that.
Me neither.
Okay, so.
I don't know the last three times you went out prior.
Celebrity friends that were in town
that I was going out doing, going to shows, et cetera,
et cetera, did I not invite everybody?
I don't remember that.
Okay. Oh, I don't count shows. Thank you not invite everybody? I don't remember that. Okay.
Oh, I don't count shows.
Thank you, thank you.
I don't count shows.
This started at a show.
That means absolutely nothing to me.
This started at a show.
Yeah, I don't care about it.
And then we hang out.
Yeah, but the hangout part is where the charges come from.
You went to Starlitz, nigga.
You went to Starlitz, nigga.
Hold up, fix your fucking tone.
Stop, stop.
Hey, when you got somebody and they fucking do a tone
like they not got you went to starlet
I live above starlets. I was over there
Parks and he is in Astoria, you know
I'll go to Astoria in a heartbeat back what you tell me what you tell me for years is a I don't come with you
Cuz I don't like to be over there and I'm trying to just be frivolous with money like that.
And now you on the internet making it rain dollars.
Well, that was AI.
You are on the internet making it rain dollar bills.
I ate good.
I had a good amount of sleep.
I ain't been outside.
All of the fights that I normally run away from
because you're my friends and I love y'all.
Fuck that today.
Fuck that today. Fuck that today.
How was I supposed to feel you and Starlet's
making it fucking rain without niggas?
Without gang.
I like to make it rain at Starlet's.
That's our bet.
It sounds like fun.
And you out there.
Oh shit, you talk.
And you out there with who?
Oh. Celebrities.
Yeah, there was a gang of us.
People with followings.
A gang of celebrities, wow.
You like to be a T-Award. If you got a following, Celebrities. Yeah, it was a gang of us. People with followings. A gang of celebrities, wow.
You like to be a T-Award.
If you got a following, ice might be right there.
It was a gang of people.
A gang of celebs.
It wasn't a gang of celebs, it was just a gang of people.
A couple of celebs.
That's who they saw on the walker.
We went to the show.
A couple of celebs.
Don't try to deflect with all these fucking,
enough of that.
I'm just giving y'all the playback.
We went to the show and then we bounced around.
We went to Pagola and bounced around.
Then we went to-
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You took the Highland or the Lincoln?
I don't know.
And still came to work late.
Damn.
You nice with it.
You and everybody else that's here?
Except for Imani?
I was here before Imani.
Oh, you're missing something.
Imani's not supposed to be here till like five. You're missing something.
You're not registering this properly.
Oh, man.
But anyways, we got you, dog.
Yo, you know what my problem is with niggas?
And we're here to talk about it today.
What's up?
Niggas have such a hard time with saying,
My bad.
Yo, you got me.
It's the toughest thing for me.
You are definitely in niggas.
You are definitely in niggas.
Do not deflect.
You are the leader of niggas.
Do not deflect.
Because you in this little celebrity boat too.
I'm far from.
You are.
I'm not.
You be in Jamaica at fucking Speaker Jam.
With Kevin Hart and these niggas.
DC.
You do slow motion intros with Wallo and Simba.
Right? You was also in a strip club in Jersey with Simba.
Yes.
I've never been to a strip club in Jersey with Simba.
You've been to a strip club in Jersey
with somebody with a following, nigga.
I've never been to a strip club with Simba without you.
Who was it?
Who was it?
No, no, that's not true.
Oh, that's not true.
Don't lie to me.
Don't lie to me.
I've never been in a strip club.
You only come out for famous niggas.
I've been asking you.
You know, ain't no time out.
You not putting Groupie on my back nigga,
cause I'm not that.
When I went to the strip club with Simba, you were there.
I talk to her all the time.
I didn't say nothing about Groupie.
I did not say, I'm not saying that.
I'm not saying that.
I know what you saying then nigga.
Yes, you're with me.
Oh, all right.
He said I only come out for celebrities.
Don't turn in the defensive Danny.
I'm not calling, this is not groupie shit to me.
I'm saying that's groupie shit.
I'm not calling neither one of y'all a groupie.
Me and Corey just trying to state a fact
and trying to get y'all to say,
damn, I see how that could look like that.
No, but- Like your girl be wanting you to do.
She's be wanting you to see it from her way but I would be wrong nigga you was throwing money in the air
and star that you my girl got you you win your phone she saw the video of you
fucking she woke you up after sleep she got you you got I'm gonna I'm disgusted I was doing shit. That's my man too. Him and Mandy B.
That's my man.
Him and Mandy B.
Can't spell Mandy without man.
I was with gang. It was a bunch of people, bro.
We're not gang now. Oh shit, okay.
Wait, wait. You just said you was with gang?
Gang.
Gang celebrities. Gang.
Only one pot in the house.
These people not even going to this funeral.
That's my man. They not stepping, they not even trying to go to this funeral. Gang. These people. These people. These people not even going to this funeral. That's my man. They not stepping, they not even trying to go to this funeral.
Gang.
I'm calling this bullshit out today.
Gang.
I was with a group of folks, man.
We just had some fun.
There you go, folks sit in front of me, nigga.
That's great.
Gang, gang, gang, gang.
Watch when you say gang in front of them.
Folks sit in front of you.
Yeah, folks sit in front of you.
Folks sit in front of you.
He was just networking.
Yeah, yeah, that's it.
Networking.
Building. You know what this nigga tell, you, that's it. Networking. Building.
You know what this nigga tell, you know how many times
I invited Ice to come out and he always says,
nah, I don't fuck with that nigga.
You know how many times I asked Ice to go out
and he say, I got a family I love, more than you.
That nigga would tell me, I don't do New York.
OK, so what does he say to you?
I don't do New York.
Nah, I don't do New York.
I don't go over the bridge.
Oh.
I don't like New York, bro.
But Queens is in New York. It is. It's one of the boroughs, right?'t do New York. I don't go over the bridge. Oh. I don't like New York, bro. But Queens is in New York?
It is.
It's one of the boroughs, right?
It is.
Last time I checked?
Yeah.
Okay.
It is.
It is.
Hey, look, look, look.
Hold on, hold on.
Yo, they on your ass.
I can't even try to help you.
No, no, no, no.
Check this out.
I can't even shade any booth.
Check it out.
I can't shoot you no bell.
Check it out.
I can make it rain from my house at Starlet's.
It's that close to me. I can throw it in and it might land on someone. Yo, Starlet's literally asked me if I could do it. I can do it. I could make it rain from my house at Starlet's. It's that close to me. I could throw it in and it might land on someone.
Yo, Starlet's literally asked me if we could come do a pod there and I didn't even return
the call because I know my niggas ain't going to Starlet's.
This nigga said I could go on my portrait and throw the money and it'll land on Tata
Lil' Nish. Y'all got me.
There you go. Look at that. Countability.
Countability.
Like that.
Y'all got me.
Because if I only listened to this couch,
I would assume that the members of this podcast
don't go out.
But I know better than that.
Because I just had brunch at Blue on the Hudson,
and my waiter was a 24-year-old aspiring musician,
to where as after I ate my meal, he came right up to me and handed me a card with a little
photo thingy of his music. Oh Tafe. Yeah I met him before. Shout to him.
He's cool. Anyway don't get in front of my story. Sorry. You don't gotta get in front of my story. You two ain't safe either. Oh shit.
You two ain't safe.
Y'all need to jump ahead.
Okay, okay, sorry.
Especially if you know where the story going.
I ain't know where it was going.
Yeah, I ain't know where it was going, guys.
Pardon self.
Anyway, the kind waiter after he gave me his music
said I should check it out.
And he was so blessed and humbled
to have the chance to give me his music
and give Melissa Ford his music last week
and somebody else.
Cause they was just in here last week.
And so I was able to hit them.
And I said, when, when?
They went to, hey.
Hey, I'm to check this out.
But when you talking about?
Oh, just last week, such and such and such and such
was here, sits right over there.
And yada yada yada yada.
Just put it in my back pocket.
Another time.
Them invites will not go out, ain't it?
They can live right up the street.
Them invites will.
Them invites is tough to come by.
Yeah.
And you like that spot, right?
Love that spot.
Great food, especially brunch.
Good food, real good food.
Sushi to die for.
Oh, sushi?
To die for.
Damn, you...
To die for.
Sushi.
That's peace.
Anyway.
That's peace.
I've never been.
Never been?
Mm-mm.
We should go.
Look, now y'all looking all stupid in the face. I'm here today.
Who y'all?
I'm here today.
I can't say.
Oh.
Can't say.
Anonymous.
Anonymous.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Oh, man.
All right.
We got any other grievances we need to get out
before we get started?
What a great start.
Is that what you call it?
Yeah, no.
We're in a good mood.
Good vibes, energy, right?
Shout out to the Patronis out there.
Shout out to the hate listeners.
Shout out to the musicians out there,
aspiring or not aspiring.
Shout out to all the behind the scenes people
in the music business that make this shit run wild.
Shout out to the white people in tech
that fuck with black people.
That's great.
What else?
I got so much to be grateful for here today.
I'm shouting everybody out.
Shout out to the kids, love the kids.
Oh, gotta love the kids.
Oh, gotta love the kids.
Shout out to the older people listening.
The MILFs, the GILFs.
You know what I mean?
Shout out to the LGBTQA plus community
that might be out there listening.
Who else?
It's Mad, A Man, Child, A.
Love to all.
Love to all.
Grammy speed, chill like it.
I'm mad, I'm mad about the, we'll get to it.
Yeah.
We'll get to it.
Y'all feeling good, y'all feeling good?
Feeling great.
Feeling good, bro.
Let's pod.
Let's pod.
Let's pod.
All right. My man went over the bridge. Let's Pog. All right.
My man went over the bridge.
Right around the corner.
Nah, I'm still trying to let it go.
And there was one in the air with his arm around Mandy B.
Mandy's my friend too.
His arm wrapped around Mandy B, throwing money in the sky
while Mace was playing.
We could have all hung out with Mandy.
Tell me what you want from me.
My text, that's it.
Yo, this thing a little full.
Have no shame.
Goddamn, like, late.
No, mom.
Got here late, too.
What time you think we go to bed?
Yeah, I'm late.
What's late?
It's like three something.
It's like three songs. Mmm.
Mmm.
Now I am going to start with more grievances.
Eh.
I am, fuck it, but quick.
And good energy.
It's not real.
But it is kind of real.
That's that funny blurred line.
And I feel like I've asked this before.
If the show starts at 11.
If the show starts at 11.
Can you hear?
If the show starts at 11, what time should we get here?
1030.
1030.
1030, yes.
1030.
Before 11.
1030.
No, I'm playing.
No, yeah. 1030 yes 1030 before 11 1030
No, yeah
I'm out
I'm not playing right today mic mic check, one two one two!
Yes sir! Woo!
Shout to wherever you might be listening from! Holiday style, ignorant nigga, trade pound for pound, still 10 and up, slickin' big niggas
I'm the hardest back out, bitches diggin' in the room
Like anybody you meet, they're swimmin' the river
When I walk through the door, all the children is shiver
It's like he's so gangsta, y'all so pussy
I'm really y'all faggot so y'all don't push me on
I'm the one who rattle, blowin' the shell
I got down so hard I thought no one would tell her, but I was damn wrong I hold it down like my man's gone
I shoot anything I get my fucking hands on
Don't leave that power nigga
Love me like I'm your man
Leave me in time of day
I find nothing much to say
Don't know what to do
Oh You smoke like a pot
You're gonna lose your back
You're gonna lose your back
Homeboy, I came to party
Your girl was lookin' at me
She's a hag, but no, I'm not tagging her
But you don't want them boys to come moving
Shout out to everybody at the beach right now
With beach plans this weekend
Don't drown, it's fucked up out there
Nigga, what you want?
Nah, niggas are drowning.
Homeboy lost his girlfriend in one of them fucking waves.
Be careful.
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there.
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there.
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there.
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there.
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies out there.
Always for the ladies, always put the ladies out there You scared the bar lookin' good in the brown dress
More than six shots and I'm dinkin' around, yeah
It's not all thugged out loud and clear
Said fuck the straight Henny, just grab me a beer
See I'm reppin' now and my mommies I gotta reppin' now
You kids won't understand but man this was a monster way to go
I was there for this, I was there for this
I'm like a hammer that you hold in your hand
I make hits at the white boy club while I'm buyin' a ball
They like, hey now, you're an all star
Boy, I came to party, your girl was looking at me
She's having fun, no I'm not slagging up
But you don't want them boys to come over and love me
What you wanna do, nigga?
What you tryna do, nigga?
What you wanna do, nigga?
What you tryna do? nigga? What you wanna do, nigga? What you tryna do?
I wanna know
What you tryna do
What you wanna do
What you wanna do
What you wanna do
I wanna know your name, man
I wanna know if you got a man
I wanna know
So now the nigga that could've called for the motherfuckin' Usher tribute
Y'all didn't call Imani He was right there on spaces I wanna know So another nigga they could've called for the motherfuckin' Usher tribute
Y'all didn't call Imani, he was right there on spaces
Y'all could've got Imani to come through for an Uber and some pepper, some bubble gum
Imani would've came and did that shit on the love love on the strip
I'd have paid for my trip to that
But you say I'm just a friend Love on a strip out of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of All right, salutations salutations greetings health wealth love
Positive vibes and energy sage sticks for everyone
What episode is this 738 welcome to episode 738 of the Joe button podcast?
I'm your humble gracious grateful and highly favorite host here with some really amazing people to my right y'all know the fucking vibes
You do her before.
You fucking, come on, you've had her fucking poster
on the wall.
Ah, come on, you've checked her out.
You've seen it.
You've seen the vibes.
No way.
Salute.
The beautiful, the intelligent Melissa Ford is here.
Hey!
Who are you?
That's funny. Imani is in the Hey! Who we are. That's funny.
Imani is in the building.
Here.
Here.
Park Chester's finest.
All right, Big Ish is here.
He walks in later and later, but we gotta talk.
We gotta go outside.
We gotta go to dinner.
That's okay.
Roscoe Woods, yeah.
He do what the fuck he want.
Actually, while we're here, come on, more grievances.
I'm getting it out.
Oh, man.
I'm asking everybody here, but Ish. Noh no I'm asking y'all shit yeah
okay how's everybody doing how's everybody feeling what's going on give
it to me how's the energy come on great amazing amazing Ross or the awards oh
shit those are start those are start options legs are shaking. I want to get at these niggas on the awards.
Oh my god. Let's do the awards then. Yeah let's do the awards. I feel like a little crackhead over here shaking.
He came in guns blazing. I'm not grieving. Already.
Alright so if you're just now tuning in, the BET Awards happened Sunday night.
The DNC Awards.
Sunday, the DNC Awards, yeah.
I mean, the BET Awards happened and boy,
did they get a large bag from Walmart and the Democrats.
Yeah, showing up there.
Democratic bags were going around.
I also love some of the people
that had a hand in putting it together.
Shout out to Jesse Collins, Daytwan Thomas.
Jesse, I will always love you, Daytwan.
Hey, come on, my heart belongs to you guys.
Makes it tough to pause sometimes.
Man, fuck that, man.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Those your people, I don't know them.
Oh, okay, we're gonna ignore that whole relationships
or everything in this industry thing.
Let's do it, let's throw, nah, I'm with it,
let's throw all the relationships away, I'm down.
Fuck that shit.
Wherever I am in life right here,
I'm fine, just stay right here, fuck it.
Them niggas is great, but that award show was bullshit.
Between pandering to the fucking left, The New York Times, the New York Times, the New York Times, the New York Times, the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,
the New York Times, the New York Times,. Oh, yeah, the Democrats are the middle kind of to me
I don't like that because
For some of these people this was a life-changing thing
so
People give their all and work their whole year to be able to walk this red carpet. Mm-hmm
To be able to sit in that radio room
that they do a day or two days before,
for the camera to pan anywhere in their direction.
If you are an artist or an influencer or whatever,
yeah, nah, they love that shit.
So us home as fans critiquing as fans,
I do wanna just state, I'm gonna critique as a fan,
just a fan that has been there, so I know a little bit.
And there was some dope shit,
like let's not be like all the way around.
Okay, no, you're right, there was some dope shit.
I will pull up my notes.
I watched all of it.
Let me scroll down to my notes.
All right.
And Melissa Ford has been DMing in our podcast group chat about awards related things.
Performances and stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you have anything you want to start with?
No, let's start with your notes and then we'll take you back off.
All right, first on my notes
is Angela Simmons' gun purse.
Because I did watch the pre-show as well.
I watched the red carpet, the outdoor performances,
Child of the Lulmo.
Really glad that you're performing forever
in these public places now.
That was great for an old nigga to hear.
And sound great.
Angela Simmons has already apologized for the gun purse.
So I don't feel like I need to stay here.
And it wasn't a major thing on my shit.
Okay.
Next on my notes.
I don't know any Megan songs.
Okay, Megan opens up. Yo, that was my first takeaway. Megan opens up. I'm like for Meg to be the star
that she is.
Yeah, outside of like remix records. I don't know any
Meg records. Same. For that level of stardom.
And I know, you know, you're gonna get killed or
whatever. But normally, I don't have to be a fan of you when you're on that level. I know something.
Oh, that's that record. That's this. I was listening like, I don't know any of these.
That was my takeaway. I think she absolutely smoked the performance. She did. She did. She
killed it. She looked great. What a great opening. Okay, she looked great. She did.
Why you pause? Why? Because it ain't just some of the men that need to stop with the
Ozempic now. That's why. So if y'all want to lie all day then I'm down to do it too. Joe,
I do not think that was Ozempic. I don't think that's what I say nothing about what y'all are talking about
Okay, I made a blanket statement because that is the scene that inspired it, but I'm not speaking about her
I'm speaking to whoever this is applicable to okay the news this morning said ozempic for pets is coming what okay?
Okay, no all right no
Yeah, so y'all want to sit here silent on issues.
But that's what's on the news.
OK, well, OK, hold on.
Well, what inspired you to say that at the moment
that we're talking about Meg?
Do you think that she's on it?
I think that she's really, really, really tiny.
I'm not about to start clinically saying
what people are doing in their personal time.
I don't know that.
But home watching,
there's a few people that look like,
hey, that happened fast.
Yes, agreed.
Definitely. That's it.
Definitely.
A lot of people have said.
But she absolutely smoked that performance.
Great way to open.
High energy.
Next on my notes is Taraji with her Oprah diss.
It's about us.
I loved it.
I did too.
I loved that intro.
She's written a verse or two before.
Yeah, even if somebody else wrote it, she delivered it.
She rapped too well.
That's why I had to start listening to the lyrics.
Cause it's like, all right, what are you trying to sneak
up in here?
And sure enough, I heard some Oprah.
I heard some Oprah. I couldn't really hear what she like, all right, what are you trying to sneak up in here? And sure enough, I heard some over there. I heard some over there.
I couldn't really hear what she was saying too much.
It wasn't even no sneak.
She was saying, I've been in mad movies
and I've been underpaid.
Give us ours now, is what she was saying to Oprah.
Outside of the pandemic, I liked Taraji as the host.
I just liked Taraji.
I think this was her best year.
As host? Yes.
Because I also think a lot of what she did was improv.
It was.
It was.
It seemed like she could get that.
It was a thousand.
They might have told her, you know,
you're going to do this, but she,
the words, she came up with her.
The teleprompter's up there, but she went off script.
Yeah, you could tell that she went off script
because there was like, you know,
she mistook somebody else for Keith Lee,
so there was like those missteps
and stuff like that, but that comes with improv.
She did an amazing fucking job, and she looked amazing
throughout the entire show, like her outfit changes were.
And you niggas ain't famous.
Awesome.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Keith Lee, chill out too, man.
Well, he also addressed, he's come out,
and with a press release about.
Dropping the Rose.
The meme of his wife dropping the rose and just
his overall take of how he felt about the situation.
Very mature, very Keith Lee like.
He didn't have any beef, said he loved Taraji and a lot of that was misinterpreted with
the rose.
So I'm not going to kill Keith Lee.
Okay.
Yeah, he ain't really the problematic type.
No, no, he's not.
You know what I'm saying? saying I'll take that at face value
Well, but if any of us go to as he explained in his in his video
He put out like him and his wife were moved during the commercial break for this segment
So anybody if you move me and my wife that we don't come to this type of shit and you put us here
Only to be somewhat embarrassed
Most of our wives are gonna
He got to keep it cute yeah, but your wife could be like
these motherfuckers
Your wife your wife your girl your wife. She definitely will
Um to Raji is about us next I have here burner not R&B, and why are 10 people nominated here?
Drake, too, was also an R&B.
Yes, he was.
Which was, yeah.
He's more R&B, I guess, than Burnaby,
but still strange.
Too many people nominated in these shit.
I don't wanna pick from 10 of y'all.
This is gonna go back to the conversation
of R&B is in a weird space of,
we just need more male R&B artists.
Mainstream male R&B artists.
It's fucking ridiculous.
You think we need more or do more start?
Well we need to define ourselves as R&B.
No, these niggas found themselves.
You need more opportunities for these male artists.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I'm saying, yes.
You need more opportunities.
That usher shit was a slap in the face,
but we'll get to it later.
Imani is pouring out his soul right now.
He walked in on the go.
He's oozing.
He need to go to urgent care or some shit.
You good?
You good to find?
Yeah, man.
We're going to get to the segment.
Nah, go ahead.
The segment is coming up.
We got the poison oak.
We got the poison oak.
Yeah, man.
My fucking ankles swollen, man.
Yeah, I just feel like 10 people nominated is a lot,
but I understand the thinking behind it.
What do you think behind it?
Because I have an assumption.
I don't get it.
You want to highlight more people if you can.
Like, there was rumblings a while back with the Grammys
that not enough people were nominated, so then they added, theylings a while back with the Grammys that not enough people were nominated so then they added they did add a few for the
Grammys. This you want to allow opportunity for the people that you want
to invite to come and for the people that you want to pitch to your advertisers.
That's what I'm thinking. Hey these are the people that are nominated. Especially when
there's so few aired awards on all these award shows. Yeah. Like they the awards
damn near be like a side. Yes performance side shit performance in comedy show damn
Yeah, a couple couple awards here. Let's squeeze as many people that we can
But why not break it up mmm melodic R&B traditional R&B like you don't have
One we take it away from we have but you're not showing them all anyway
We've already invented enough awards that were given out tonight. We saw the
Her Award. We saw a bunch of non-traditional awards already
given out. We don't have time to make up more. The awards already ran for three
hours. Yeah. This shit came on at actually close to four hours. I'm sorry. It came on at
eight o'clock. Yeah. So you're talking about pre-show? You coming on at eight?
This shit went off at a quarter to 12.
I watched every inch of this shit.
The little slider thing went into whatever
the next show was supposed to be,
and BDT was still rocking.
Where am I at in my notes here?
So yeah, Burnet Boy is now R&B-wise.
He here, why are 10 people nominated?
Then is the Sexy red performance to me.
And I wrote sexy red does not rap into a microphone.
No, she doesn't.
It's almost like she was doing call and response
with her own vocals.
Like she would do one line
and the back of vocal would do a line
and then she would, you know what I mean?
Music today is like a slap in the face to music.
That's a good point.
So I was gonna ask, was this meant to be like a parody?
That's what I was thinking.
This shit look like a skit almost.
Yes, and so that's why I put that in the group chat
because I was like, I must clearly not be the demographic
because I am completely confused
at what is happening right now.
Well, all of us are old.
Okay, fine.
But still, there's people that are in our age group
that thoroughly enjoy her music.
I thoroughly enjoy her music.
Exactly.
So then I started thinking to myself,
what does it take for me to enjoy music?
And I feel like it's that I take the artist seriously.
It's that I take their art seriously.
It's that I take what they're saying seriously. For me, I'm just speaking for myself. So when I watch that...
I like fun shit too.
Same.
Yeah.
And she's, her album was fun. I think her performance is fun. I'm okay with her not
being the greatest musician, I guess, if you want to call it that.
But it don't matter because she's surrounded by the greatest musicians. And the reason
why I...
These artists are...
I'm sorry.
These artists are poster children and mascots for whoever they are making money.
Sexy Red is with the best producers, the best music minds.
So when they come together, even if the plan on paper is a spoof,
even if the plan is spoof, her music is fire.
So watching it, that's why her not even acknowledging a mic,
you know how that drives me crazy up here.
Yes.
If you don't even acknowledge a mic, it's like a constant reminder
that, oh, I'm watching people that are not really this.
I need people to just respect the stage. No, oh, I'm watching people that are not really this.
I need people to just respect the stage.
No, they're not gonna do that.
But that's my point,
if you don't respect the stage and what that does.
The full stage.
The full stage, just period.
Being a performer,
because there's even a way to do the spoof shit
and still perform well.
Yeah, I bought weird Al Yankovic shit.
And I bought Pee Wee Herman single too.
Right, there's a way to do all that shit.
Get with someone, get with an actual,
someone who can teach you how to work the stage,
and actually put some respect into the art that you're doing.
Don't get, just don't get on fucking stage,
get in front of a mic and do your little funny shit,
and then leave and think, it's disrespectful to the stage.
That's what I'm trying to say though,
with particularly Sexy Red.
I think all of that is in her character,
not even character, like you said you gotta buy into
the artist or the artistry.
I believe, I could be wrong,
she's being very authentic to self.
I think so too.
So all of that is in line with that though.
Like the whole lazy, just,
bro that's what she gives me with everything.
So then what happens with the state,
with the expectation that the viewer has
or that the fan has of traditional kind of conventionalism
when it comes to performances?
What about her looks traditional or conventional?
No, I understand that, but it's just like,
but we're talking about all the people who are backing her,
all of the big names that you just said.
I get what y'all are saying, but it feels to me
like a balancing, because you have Megan,
who is very professional, kills it vocally, performance-wise,
dance-wise.
You got Victoria Monet, who kills it performance-wise,
dance-wise, all that shit.
And then you got her, who injects some ratchet fun.
Ratchet fun.
I'm not even, like, I'm just here.
You still got to tour, and they make their money from touring.
So you performing and you giving effort into your performance is going to yield you more
money.
Have you been to a show or seen her music, what it does to a crowd and how at a show?
I agree with what you're saying.
Stay true to yourself.
That's not what they're there for.
No, stay true to yourself.
They want to throw ass in the crowd with her music.
Ice and yell.
They still want to yell and ski ye and all that is what I'm telling you. No, there's still a way to do that and still show respect for the stage and the art and the craft of what it takes to actually entertain on stage. I'm not saying go up there and start doing dance moves and being super animated. But at the end of the day, sing it to a mic. I agree with him, but I disagree with him.
So I'm in a weird spot.
I agree with him on all the musician shit that he's saying.
But nothing about the music business
says that we respect anything about you musicians.
It's also expectation shit, too.
Who's going to watch a Sexy Red performance,
whether it's her concert or at a live performance,
and expecting some fucking?
That was my very next point
in response to Melissa's point which is you should why do does anyone have expectations on
sexy red which for all intents purposes is a debut act anything you're seeing from her you
learn it in real time she ain't been around but for two seconds yeah i guess that's understandable
but in these moments where that's's not true. Mm-mm.
Because we're rarely gonna get televised moments
from her at this point.
Sheesh.
As far, I'm just saying, in the respects of awards show,
we not gonna get her at the Grammys,
most likely on a performance.
We not gonna get her at a, maybe VMAs or something like that.
That might not be true.
You might.
I'm just saying, maybe not, maybe.
I don't know.
But this is probably, what, her first time
being seen on national television in that form? I don't know. but this is probably what her first time being seen on national television and I don't know
But she's been touring like she like it's not like it's not like that
She's a novice and that she was just thrown on the stage and she has she has nowhere fucking ass from her elbow
She has been doing this even though she is a new act. She has been doing this and no she has not
Where do you get that from she's or was touring?
She taught where does that say that this girl that I found
in St. Louis as an adult that I'm teaching all of this shit
in real time has been doing this?
That's not has been doing shit, she don't know shit.
You're right.
We owe people in sexy red right now.
Yeah.
I think we're taking the fun out of sexy red
by expecting too much money.
She for the kids.
She for the kids.
And they don't give a fuck about that.
We got adult mature views.
But my thing is, the people that are backing these people, Jermaine Dupri said Sexy Red
sold 29,000 copies week one.
The music industry we come from, that's the end of your job if you sell 29,000 copies.
So the model today ain't let's find the music savvy people
and get long-term music shit from them.
It's, let me get a,
find somebody whose entryway could be the hit lick,
fast gateway, and then just go branch out
and get my money from all these other places,
and you'll never hear an album from this person again.
Yeah.
That's what's going on out there.
That's cool, Joe.
So we can't expect musicianship from places where they not even, that's what's going on out there. That's cool. So we can't expect Musicianship from places where they not even that's not they in gold and again
I think that we're taking away from the people like Victoria Monet who did an amazing job
Next on my list is
Y'all gonna learn today about Victoria. Yeah, man. Let's let's praise the people that actually went up there and you can do both
I'm praising sexy rain, too
I just so but but as a nigga that do that knows
Music a whole a note for her to strut out there to that mic and we know this song cuz this is the Drake features shit
This is the one y'all pushed and you grab that mic and the first note of your song is off key
And you make it even more off key and now I gotta turn my
volume down on my tv because you're talking about something and you think that's fly
and that was where my confusion came from they love that shit I'm telling you man we loved it
when Biz Markie and odb were doing that shit we sound crazy. I don't sound crazy because neither one of them ever did that.
Neither one of them ever did that.
His Marquis came up, oh baby, he had the notes.
ODB had the notes.
She's purposely going crazy and I don't want to be unfun.
So I'm getting off of it.
Yeah, please.
I don't want to be unfun.
It's for the kids.
It's for the kids and when I'm in the strip club
and when I'm around the escorts
and when I'm around bitches trying to have some fun
and when it's shot o'clock and when the Reposito is out,
when the Patron is out, when the Louis 13 is out.
We know what this is for, so I don't want to come on here
and be grumpy nigga.
I'd like that immature shit.
But my music brain is on watching a music award show
if you think that's what you're watching.
You're not.
If you think that's what you're watching.
Anyway, Victoria and Mane, y'all gonna learn today.
Round of applause.
Round of applause.
That was really fire.
Amazing.
I didn't know she could dance like that.
She was crazy.
Me neither.
I didn't know she was in shape like that.
That too.
She was firefighting.
By the time that last outfit change came,
I said, who is that?
Y'all are late.
I didn't know she was firefighting.
So late.
You're not bi, it's mute up.
You're right, I am not bi,
but I have loved her since her first fucking EP.
She is fire.
Why was that an attack?
I know, for real.
It's like, you know, you guys get, no.
No, she's fire.
Yo, vocally, everything.
Everything. Everything.
Everything.
While moving.
Everything.
While in movement.
And you can tell she was singing
because you can hear her out of breath a little bit.
But you can tell how dope she is
because she knows how to control her tone and switch her shit up to sound that clear still.
She's fire.
Fire.
Yo, she's fire and it couldn't happen to a better person.
I remember last year her fans kicked up about the lack of Victoria Monet respect to these award shows.
That's true.
For all of the songs that she's written and the music she's produced.
And she was just such a class act.
Like, y'all, my time will come when my time comes.
Thank you for allowing me to even be at these events.
So to watch her get up there and open and kill and kill.
I couldn't be happier for her. The music is on fire.
And if I have to be petty I absolutely loved the cameraman continuing to pan to money
long while Victoria Monáe was.
While Victoria Monáe was.
I saw that too.
Do they have beef?
I wrote it in line.
No, but they're both songwriters that have now become.
They both.
Artists.
Yo, that's back to art.
Is it a race? If somebody's racing, even if you're not acknowledging
the race, there's a race.
Yeah, it's a race.
It's a silent race.
Cause money long, right?
When the TikTok shit happened, right?
It was a big thing when she was barking on universal,
Hey y'all are stopping the legs on my smash.
Nobody, right?
I'm not off.
No, you're right.
And now here comes Victoria Monet would just like Smash after Smash after Smash.
Now she's getting the looks and the opportunities.
Not saying money long is not,
but I did like them panning the money long.
It was shady.
I liked that.
It was shady.
I even paid that.
I liked that one.
They're both incredible.
I liked that at my award ceremonies.
Little bit of shady.
Show me what the loser's doing.
Right, it is exactly what I'm talking about.
And that loser, I'm talking about with the, I know. She's that, I'm talking about with the nominations Show me what the losers doing right? It is exactly
I'm talking about with the nominations and all that
Shout out to Victoria Monet next and money long for sure big fans are both
Next on my list is
Kamala Harris I'm out here in these streets
slash these extremists Kamala Harris, I'm out here in these streets,
slash these extremists, they are not like us.
End quote, tossing it to the panel. Oh, that's when you toss it, huh?
Oh, that's what you're talking about.
I mean, shit, I've been talking too much,
I need some water, shit.
What the fuck, what's up?
I made my statement already, Bullshit. Bullshit.
Very cringe. Cringe worthy. Bullshit. Leave your politics out of this shit. Very
inauthentic. You want to make a little statement. At least do it fly. God damn it. Yeah it was not sexy at all. They just don't know how to do it.
Yo the Democrats need some fucking marketing people or something. They are
fucked up out here. You know what get me tight. When have we heard from Kamala?
We don't. In four years. In four years. When have we heard from Kamala? We don't.
In four years.
In four years, when have we heard from you?
Now all of a sudden you want to pop out and show niggas?
It's emergency nigga.
Yeah, no, don't do that.
They saw the debate.
They know what time it is.
Niggas is pressing the button, help, help, help.
I think they writing that shit.
I be looking at niggas Instagram pages
and they be shit that I'm like, yo, he ain't right there.
Who's right what?
Somebody from the DNC gay that nigga to verbatim shit that put on his page.
Oh yeah.
I believe so too.
They desperate.
Shit Ian was just online talking about, this is too late man.
Don't try to come pay me to, no.
I 100% think niggas is hitting niggas up.
Yo, say this verbatim, gotta get this message. They need better marketing. I'm trying to come pay me to know I want a percent thing niggas hitting things up. Yo, I say this verbatim
Got to get this message any better working. I wish I could chime in on this one
I can't know you I'd love to chime in with y'all here. They are y'all y'all are cooking
You got a bag?
There was something.
Anyway, no, no, I have not got taken a bag from either party.
What did that mean?
Nothing, nothing, I believe you.
She did.
I believe you.
What would you do if that phone call came?
You know, I've been thinking about that.
I cannot vote because I am a landed immigrant.
And that is what I always say.
Nobody asked you about voting, girl.
They asked you to use your voice and push their message.
But it would be weird coming from someone who can't vote.
They don't know that.
They don't know.
They don't care.
They don't give a fuck about give a fuck.
Bro, they got felons, they got niggas up here who ain't.
Too many words.
It's too many words right now
Please answer the question if you got the call from either party
More likely than not if it was the Democrat Party I would
If it's a bag was what's a bag. It don't matter. They have the bag is a bag. They have the bag
Yeah, it would be a big bag.
Okay.
Yeah.
Because I don't believe in Republican views, values, the whole nine.
They terrify me.
You answered my question.
But what was interesting to me was, you know, BET Awards as a whole, what I noticed was
it was very women-centric, very black women-centric.
75% of the performances were women, female host, black female host, black female narrator, MC Light.
And I wondered if there was a connection between that
and all of the leftist talk, because that voting block,
the black female voting block is a massive one
for the Democrats.
So I thought, I was wondering if it was really that,
like, you know, if it was designed that way.
Probably.
The show was designed that way.
I'm not mad at the thought at all.
And to me that's...
It could appear that way.
Which is why I said it was the Agenda Awards.
I was gonna say, yes.
That's what it was.
Like, it's okay for us to just acknowledge some shit.
I love BET, I love what they've done for black culture.
I love all this shit.
But at this very point from what I saw the other night,
y'all pushed the fucking agenda.
And that shit was whack.
I wanna go listen to music.
I wanna learn about the new artists.
There was people there that I never saw perform before
that I wanted to get in tuned with.
There was fucking, found out so much more about
Victoria Monet.
I wanted to have that experience when I turn on my TV
thinking I'm gonna get on a war show.
So you're saying shut up and sing.
Shut the fuck up and perform.
I don't wanna hear, this is not the moment for that.
I'm sorry.
I disagree, I disagree.
The more information I've been finding out,
I totally disagree.
I think everybody need to, on every platform,
try to get some type of message out there
Just because the shit that I'm learning about with this Supreme Court
Yeah, and how important this election is for that which would affect our kids like I'm talking about 40 50 years down the line
You're right. I get it. You had a whole now I get you had a whole year to do that
Don't now try to shove all that information into a fucking award show.
It ain't even just about the award show.
This is a place where you know you have a platform
where millions of black people are gonna be watching.
And who identify as Democrats are tended both to.
Throughout the duration of the year,
a lot of people don't watch The Lose,
a lot of people don't necessarily watch or listen
to platforms where you could get that message across. You are guaranteed to have a whole bunch of people don't necessarily watch or listen to platforms where you could get that message across.
You are guaranteed to have a whole bunch of people, millions of people watching and they
are saying this is one of the most important elections of our time.
So it's one of the most important elections of our time.
We're going to use that time allotted to get a message out that could help our children
potentially.
You got, guess what?
And that's, that's the other part that I don't like.
Why do people just always assume because you're leading to black culture that everyone in black culture wants to be a part of that set group
That's it's not a there's a lot of motherfuckers in that crowd that probably don't want to hear none of that shit
They talking about who have already made up their mind to go rock with the other side. It's possible. That's true
So I'm just saying this is also you had you had if you feel like that, then go, and if you feel like that, like what y'all are saying,
then go pay each, then go pay all of these people
whose voice is so important to what you're trying to do.
Don't use a third party middleman.
Give them the bag.
They might have given them a bag.
Or they might have turned the bag down.
But that's different in comparison to letting them do it
on their isolated experience,
instead of putting them all in a room to make a home.
My only issue is the absolutely terrible job of marketing. Everybody does it. They could do it sexier. Bro, you guys, I promise the notes are fun.
Y'all don't have to live this way. The notes are fun.
Politic later. Blue on the Hudson or some shit. Let's see, let's see, we are back.
Will Smith does a gospel song on some type of burning planet with the Sunday Service Choir, if I heard him correctly,
and Friday and Kirk Franklin.
That wasn't Friday.
It was.
Oh no, the first guy, sorry, it was it.
It was another guy.
If you got Friday hate, then this is right now.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
The first guy wasn't Friday, that's what I'm saying.
But do you hate Friday?
No, I fuck with Friday.
Clean it up.
You've been doing a lot of cleaning lately, right?
On the phones.
What do we think of Will Smith performing a brand new song?
Listen, I like the song. I like the song.
I don't think I could not like the song because you went and did.
You heard Khaled God did, you heard the rest of Friday's God pack that he let people hear.
He got a God pack.
You picked one of the God pack.
The Sunday service choir get busy and Kanye ain't pay them niggas so they should be mad
hungry to sing.
Yeah.
They should be ready to sing.
They ain't made a dime since that plane when they was doing Wade in the water.
They were doing Chaka Khan or some shit.
Right?
So I was happy to see them.
Wade in the Water?
With a, with a, with a.
I was happy to see them with a paid gig,
finally, in the name of the Lord.
And if there's one nigga that you can't ever hate on,
it's Kirk Franklin.
Oh.
Huh?
He's been dealing with Maddie.
He's hated on Will Smith for years.
Will Smith has been hateable for a few years. This song hateable.
You don't like this song? No. I like this song.
I like this song.
It's nice to hear Will Smith making music again.
I know that's weird.
I like the older dudes having released a brand new record with breath control.
Why does Will Smith have more breath control than you young rappers?
Why is he able to perform, perform?
He jumped in the audience,
he did the Carl Thomas hands to the side thing.
That man is a real annotator supreme.
Yeah, and it just was a stark reminder again,
the whole award ceremony just was a reminder
that none of these niggas are performers.
Nobody knows how to perform with the exception of Meg, Victoria, Monet,
Tiana Taylor is never the one to play with.
Chloe Bailey as well was really dope.
Chloe Bailey went ate some collard greens, ain't it?
What do you mean?
She's always looked, she's been looked like that.
All right, right.
That's y'all's version.
My version, she went and found the aunt
that make the good grits.
Yeah, she been eating grits and some fat bad.
No, I promise you, I promise you.
She has been looking.
No, that's not how she looks.
What's wrong with y'all speaking for y'all
and us speaking for us?
I'm gonna talk, I'm speaking from the perspective
of like going to the nail salon,
she's sitting right next to me like numerous times.
She has been looked like that.
Been looked like that.
You guys are just catching up.
I'm okay.
I received that.
But she was also young too, so we wasn't trying to.
I was never looking at her like that,
but on that stage it's clear she's been eating Calabrese.
There's another term for what I would want to say,
but young woman, you want to respect it.
But when niggas see that type of shit, we say.
And moving right along.
Moving right along.
Back to my trusty notes, I don't wanna bore people with this.
Alright, y'all didn't love the Will Smith record.
No, I didn't.
No.
Shout out to Will Smith, I did like that record,
and I liked the Burning Planet I Am Legends movie scene.
I was so confused by the imagery. Nobody else was confused by it. Okay
Did write down Chris Rock on fuck y'all up in that audience y'all was too excited to see
They give a hell of damn about that smack. Okay
Black people are phony bad boys are too good black people phone
I know you say that but Chris Rocks left your business in the street. He's seeing you in the street
He's seeing me in the street. So that's half this podcast. So watch how y'all talk about Chris Rock
But let's be careful, I don't want to scrap with him.
You might get some get back. I don't want to fight with nobody.
What I'm saying is the black people don't give a fuck about the success of Bad Boys.
They just forgot to slap and don't give a fuck.
We over it, nigga. Will Smith done did too much for us to hold the smack for like 10 years over his ass.
It's just a little smack.
And we still love Chris Rock.
Sam, the smack might have solidified Will.
As what?
No.
Stop playing.
No.
Niggas like violence.
That ain't the first nigga Will smack.
Showing the faint.
Will smack the reporter over there in England.
Oh, sure.
Watch that fucking map.
He fucking kicked his cheek or something.
Yeah, real quick.
Still Philly.
Next on my list.
Still from Philly.
Next on my list.
Next on my list. Will Smith doing the gospel.
This whole thing is a rock the vote commercial.
Okay, I think we gotta address that.
We can skip that.
Glow killed this.
Yeah, Glow killed this.
This was her performance.
It was.
I love the pictures going around of her hanging in the air, getting ready to do her performance. It was. I love the pictures going around of her hanging in the air,
getting ready to do her performance,
while Taraji is on her presidential speech type shit.
They just got glow hanging in the air like this.
Tiny as hell a bit.
But she got down and was a breath of fresh air to me.
One, because she was rapping.
Uh-huh. Wow. And still the turn up ratchet fun shit. And I knew the song. breath of fresh air to me, one, because she was rapping.
Wow.
And still the turn up ratchet fun shit.
And I knew the songs.
And I knew the songs, and they were fun.
And I even enjoyed her trying to get the breath control of
having to do all of this moving back to learning about
people in real time.
She's doing a lot of moving up there.
She's dancing.
She's got this tight ass outfit on. She's doing a lot. She's doing a lot of moving up there. She dances. She got this tight ass outfit on.
She's doing a lot.
She's doing a lot.
And she did that shit.
She killed that.
And then Meg comes out on Glow's set.
Do the remix.
And while I love that remix.
No, I love that remix that they did.
I want to be.
When Meg is just a lot to deal with as she's performing.
So Glow was doing great. but then you bring out Meg,
who has been through this Beyonce training of performing.
You can see it too.
It looks like it, it sounds like it, but good.
Good to learn what that feels like,
when somebody get on the stage with that type of effort.
Yeah, you think you're killing shit,
and then someone comes up and kills it more?
That's the person you need to stand next to.
Yeah, in fact.
They can help you get better.
For sure.
And then during this performance,
oh no, did I erase my notes?
Oh, here we go.
Then at the end of this performance
was the part that I was waiting for all night,
my favorite part of the show, a little butt twerk off.
Man, I was in my bedroom watching.
They must've just could read my mind.
Nothing I would have loved to see more
than two really little butts twerk side by side.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh.
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Oh, they're having fun.
Some niggas out there don't like that.
Like two little mosquitoes moving.
Yo, come on man.
Alright.
Look at these little butts that move.
They look good, man.
I was like, yo, how are people being tricked?
But I'm like, oh, the little butts got that little half a bed sheet the corner bed sheet that wiggles you know the corner right there it's not
a cuff under the ass but they got that little wet bed sheet corner that's
blowing in the wind like this Man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man, man,. Something he took off, gotta eat now, I think it's bad.
You bitches are confused and it's tough to even keep up.
I'm a fan of some of y'all 2019 bodies.
Some of y'all in 2019 was killing and you just did something different.
We ain't got the lip injections, write that name down.
Write that name down. Write that name down.
The most beautiful girl in New York City
said to herself, let me go get lip injections.
A lot of them are doing it.
A lot.
Yo, you ever, yo.
She didn't need them.
Her doing it.
I know, I know.
She didn't need them, she didn't need them.
Her doing it.
You ever talk to a real pretty girl?
Me too, man, me too.
I almost died't follow.
Why?
She fucked it up.
She fucked it up.
Tell them.
Talk to a real pretty girl and then talk to her about the things she want to change about herself.
It's a whole list.
Nigga, what?
You want to do what to your what?
That's my shit.
I like that shit on you.
Why would you change that?
No, you're alright.
You're alright.
Where am I at of my list.
Glo killed it.
Donald Glover intros, killer Mike,
killer Mike, you killed it. Love the speech.
My note here is
I do not want to hear the presenter
after the award winner at any
time in life. At any time
in life. So Donald Glover introduces
Killer Mike who goes up there and does
classic Killer Mike. Absolutely kills kills it offers some voting shit.
So he was changing the world up there,
which I want to go to the commercial now do what y'all normally do.
Donald Glover who just intro'd him takes the mic again and says, that was great.
Here goes scenes for my new movie on Amazon prime and such as such as such as
such. And then, and then the commercial comes on for the shit, which I understand the thinking.
Play the commercial, nigga.
Whoever presented the award should never get the mic back to talk to the crowd after the award winning.
You can let MC Lay handle that.
Unless they're presenting another award.
Yes.
Unless they're presenting another award, then that makes sense for you to stay up there.
But afterwards, it's, it's weird.
To a commercial break,
now it was disrespectful to Kilimike.
Yeah.
Maybe not to him,
because he got arrested in that building last year,
but that was disrespectful.
It's just not a good run of show.
You shouldn't do it.
Don't do it.
Yes, MC likes to do it.
Anyway, back to my shit here,
was good seeing J. Quan on the country set.
Good seeing J.an come out with a
Shabuzy. Yeah, that was dope and shabuzy. Thank you a guy
Yeah, why a man is performing I make it with a dick
Finally they've acknowledged dicks
During this presentation. I'm sitting there scratching my head the whole time like yo does anybody have a dick anymore?
So good to see any and his performance was lit his song samples to jay-quan shit, right?
That was great jay-quan is still performing like he ready for live nation to call him word
He killed it yeah back to my notes
Back to mine. Let me ask you a question. You think you think the lack of male performances
to my notes. Let me ask you a question.
You think the lack of male performances
came from them not trying to get dudes to perform,
or just people turned it down?
No.
No.
They didn't try for that.
I think it was intentional.
This was the setup of the show.
These shows have to be written out.
There was a lot of men on Twitter who were literally saying,
yo, you know I was available.
Yo, we was home just watching.
Yeah.
Man, man.
Yeah, but y'all ain't fit our agenda.
Put your ass over there.
Next on my notes, why does Taraji
have painted abs on her stomach?
All right.
Did anybody see that?
I did not see that.
I did not see that.
I hate y'all.
Why did you think they were painted?
Because they were painted. Because they were painted. I didn't think they were painted? Because they were painted.
Because they were painted. I didn't think they were painted.
They were painted.
I know how stomachs and abs move.
Okay, it's possible.
Maybe a little bit of makeup contouring went into it because she was,
it was the point where she was wearing like exposed midriff, right?
I'm assuming.
Yes.
Okay, this is a little makeup trick.
Maybe, maybe, not saying that it was.
Something's wrong with that?
Do you wanna look like her best?
You painting abs?
The fake abs is becoming a real thing.
It's a lot of people doing that.
We can see your dodo stomach moving in a way
where the abs are now making a fucking ugly face on your stomach, Melissa Ford.
What are you saying? I'm watching the TV tapping Shorty. Hey, am I off? I said, why did she get,
I said, because I'm stupid too, I said, why did she get the botched abs surgery? They said,
no, nigga, that's paint. I went on Twitter, they said, what is girl?
Girl.
They go to Twitter and say, now Taraji.
No.
Taraji, you too famous to do, to paint abs on your stomach.
I'm sorry.
Somebody got to tell you, I love you.
I love you.
I love you.
Was it a bit?
Like I missed this part.
Nigger, no.
I'm trying to shoot her some bell.
I guess I can't.
Did you see it, Ish? I can't. So did you see it ish?
I didn't know it was paint though.
I just thought it was a bad job.
I thought it was some surgery.
Like ab etching?
Yeah.
Anyway.
Okay.
Back to my notes.
Tyler wins best new artist over sexy rep.
I toss it to my distinguished panel.
She showed up. Well, they both showed up. They both showed up. Well, they both showed up.
They both was there.
Tyler had already won an award.
She won an international award or something.
I thought that Sexy Red might have been due for this one.
So when they called Tyler up there as the crowd is singing Sexy Red records,
it was a statement.
That was a statement win.
If you ever wanted to see the machine in full effect.
Yeah, this is a machine for sure.
I think, I'm not mad at the win though.
I'm not mad at the man either.
I don't think it's the machine.
I don't think it's the machine.
That's a machine win.
It's definitely a machine win.
Wouldn't the machine have made it Sexy Red win?
No.
Why?
No.
Machine versus machine, who's got the bigger machine?
Yeah.
But why do you, why do you?
To me, I would think that Sexy Red has the bigger machine. Why would you think that? No. Machine versus machine, who's got the bigger machine? Yeah. But why do you, why do you? To me, I would think that Sexy Red has the bigger machine.
No.
Why would you think that?
No.
I think Tyler reached more people.
Who got a bigger record?
I don't know.
Who?
As a new artist.
Tyler?
Yeah.
But multiple records.
International records.
International smash.
One.
You only need one.
Versus the multiple records that Sexy Red has that are demographically challenged.
They still don't equal that.
And they're demographically challenged.
You feel what I'm saying?
That Tyler record is crossing all demos and transcending the states.
I understand that, but it's one record.
To me, I don't know.
As a new artist.
If it's machine against machine,
I just would have thought that they would have, you know.
It could also be them building a longer term relationship
with someone who they think is going to be around probably
a little bit longer.
That's a goal.
Maybe.
That is a good point.
I've seen them do that before.
They built that relationship with Kendrick early.
Like they knew you're gonna be here for a while.
So we're gonna always want to extend that.
So it could just be them predicting Tyler's gonna be here longer than her.
Congrats to her.
Either way, they both are dope.
I mean, congratulations to Tyler.
They are both dope.
I just was on the side of the audience thinking sexy Redwood.
And I think she should have won as well.
We'll get it.
What's next here?
Tyler is not black.
I don't care what y'all say no more.
Sometimes I've seen enough to just stand on it.
That girl ain't black.
What do you mean by that?
What the fuck do I sound like I mean?
I ain't arguing it, think what you want.
That is not no black girl.
And it don't even matter.
But y'all gonna stop telling me people who's black
that ain't black.
That girl ain't black. So what is she? Whatever she is. I don't know what she is. She ain't black. I don't give a fuck what y'all gonna stop telling me people who's black that ain't black. That girl ain't black. So what is she?
Whatever she is.
I don't know what she is.
She ain't black.
I don't give a fuck what y'all say.
Don't try to pander.
I ain't.
Don't try to get me into a little trap.
I know a black person when I see that girl in black.
And just in case I thought I was bugging, I went up to the TV to rewind it and
record. Oh my gosh, this is crazy.
This is also very heavy again.
Um, firstly, I love sexy, right?
Oh my gosh.
Stop, y'all.
That's it.
Y'all ain't gotta look at me stupid because what you are in background ethnicity is a hot topic today
I'm just saying I ain't a black girl
People get so uncomfortable about these. I don't know
I don't know
Trying to understand what does it fucking matter? I just wrote it down cuz y'all gonna stop telling me
It's like when y'all told me such-and-such could sing and then I had to hear the next five albums and say oh, okay
No, we can't
Some shit y'all just fall for marketing and I'm not hear the next five albums and say, oh, okay, no he can't. Some shit, y'all just fall for marketing
and I'm not about to do it.
And congratulations, Tyler.
Yeah, I see what's going to happen today.
I'ma shut the fuck up.
I see what y'all doing in there.
Who?
No, no, no.
Am I doing it?
Who y'all?
I'm here reading the notes, nigga. I'm prepared, ready to go. What's up,all doing it there. Oh, no. No, am I doing it? Oh y'all I'm here reading the notes nigga
I'm prepared ready to go. What's up? Who doing it? Okay continue
Don't was giving it up today. Go ahead
Who's not giving it up no no no
Bad assumption. I'm sorry
Let's continue. So niggas not giving it up is what you're saying
Let's continue. So niggas not giving it up, is what you're saying.
Like, we gotta talk.
Listen, I smoke my notes.
I don't give a fuck about what y'all talking about.
I sat there and watched four hours of this shit to get to it.
Taraji doesn't know Keith Lee.
We did that.
Yeah, we did.
Yeah, we did that.
We got that.
We got that part already.
They clapped when they announced OJ died on the thing.
That was interesting.
They clapped when OJ's face came up on the thing.
And rest in peace to everybody we lost.
When you see all the faces together,
it reminds you of just how many people we lost.
I forgot a couple of them.
I'm like, damn, that was insane.
So peace, love, prayers to the families of everybody
that lost one of those really important figures this year.
Y'all thought that was like She Shay or them slighting the OJ?
That's what I was about to ask you.
I don't think it was that at all.
No.
I don't necessarily think it was them.
I think I was more glad that he was included
and it's just shouting them out.
Like I heard the claps on a couple people that-
And it was a different clap.
They clapped for Michael Dobbs at the end.
It was a very different clap than the OJ clap.
Bill Cos.
The OJ-
Huh? Bill Cos.
Oh shit, I'm sorry.
Bill Cos, rest in peace.
Yeah, they clapped for him. Very different than that OJ clap. The OJ clap oh shit, I'm sorry. Bill calls, rest in peace. Yeah, the clap for him, very different than that OJ clap.
The OJ clap sounded like a good riddance.
I didn't get that.
That's what it sounded like, rewind the tape,
look at it and see how different it is from the other claps.
That's me saying that, go watch it back.
Usher tribute, all right E.
Here we go.
All right E.
All right.
I'm gonna clear out. All right right, got some prime hate coming up
Shit off
I'm a join in on a would you please? All right, so I want to start with love cuz there's love in it
Victoria Monet, I
Love anything you do Coco Jones. I just love you. And I think, what?
That's part of all of my prospect's business. Don't worry about it.
Nah, don't worry about it. We cool.
Good? Okay. Oh yeah, Victor Monat, love you. Coco Jones, I love you and I love your voice.
She spoke that. Chloe Bailey,
amazing.
Teyana Taylor as well, even though you weren't, I don't think she was singing.
I think she was doing a track, but they were movement,
so I ain't even trippin'.
Everybody else could've stayed home.
Everyone else could've stayed home.
We didn't need you there.
Even if, and some are walking to some degree
because they do have a record together,
but I feel like they could've fit that in
at a certain point to where it was cool. That was
disrespectful. It was disrespectful to him. Why do I want to hear the Summer Walker Usher
record during the Usher tribute? If you want to give some currency some of the
things that he's done currently. No, not during the tribute. Not during the lifetime achievement award.
Okay so what about it did you think was disrespectful? There was no men up there. Okay.
Peach.
There was no men.
I know y'all hate them.
No men.
And I know-
I have one sitting right by my bed right now,
so shut up, I do like them.
Anyways, keep going.
To your mind.
Oh.
There was no men up there.
And the reason why to me that's so important
is because-
There's no men.
Well, Childish Gambino, but we'll get to him too.
We don't know that he was supposed to be there
because there was a Normani injury
which prevented her from performing
and I think she was that first slot.
Probably, so that would make sense.
He did a good job with Muffy.
He's stressed out.
Park's trying to make some Donald Glover shit.
I just like Donald Glover. Me too. Me too, though. Me too. I just didn't like him on Sunday. I would trying to make some Donald Glover shit. I just like Donald Glover.
Me too.
Me too, though.
Me too.
I just didn't like him on Sunday.
I would like to hate on him sometimes,
but that's why I don't watch Atlanta.
I can't hate on him no more.
That's the hate that you hate?
Klingon too?
Yeah.
OK.
Like, I can't hate on dude no more, yo.
He is good.
No, he's amazing.
He's amazing.
But just because.
In everything, his stand-up was funny.
I was like, god damn.
You can also have a bad day.
Fuck.
You can also be an amazing talent
and have an off day.
Of course.
My ain't don't have really nothing
to do with Danil Glover.
Donald.
To Danil.
To Danil.
Donald Glover.
You don't have to call.
Nobody ever asked to hear the ballad version of this.
Nobody asked for the slow motion version of one of his best up tempo records.
And to never get to never make it up tempo.
So cool.
I understand that you make it uncomfortable for Donald for Donald Glover.
So and he sounded good.
Huh?
In the way he what?
Huh?
He sounded good.
No, pretty good.
See, I don't piss me off.
I thought he sounded okay. He sounded good. No. See, I don't piss me off.
I thought he sounded okay.
He sounded mid at best.
He sounded decent.
And if he didn't have that auto-tune on that mic, he would have sounded...
You never got high on mid?
I love some mids sometimes.
You never got high on mid.
Yeah, but you know, but you're not saying it was great two days later.
The mid did the job.
The mid did the job.
It was okay.
Nah, sometimes you got some good laughs off the mid.
The mid.
Yeah, you're sleeping on mid.
Sometimes you won't remember the next day.
You're sleeping on mid now.
I was cracking up last night.
You never woke up the next day and said, you know what?
That mid was pretty good.
Yeah, it did.
Bad times.
Yes, you did.
You ain't never drive home after getting no mid and be like,
man, I done wasted my life.
Yeah, come on.
What are you talking about?
I'm not paying for those mids.
Well, yeah, but that was my fault
for buying $50 ounces in the first place.
Yeah.
I'm talking about that.
I was just saying.
You knew when you had the mid pack coming.
I'm talking about the other mid.
Oh, okay.
You ain't drive home saying,
tomorrow you woke up like, you know what?
That's a different mid.
I can appreciate the mid.
We're not talking about that mid.
It's the same mid.
I went home saying, that wasn't supposed to be there. That wasn't supposed to be there. that wasn't supposed to be that one
poster and what supposed to be there but sometimes when that pack hit when the
pack you talking about when it hit the surprise good surprise right that's a
special right that's when niggas a special Pat when it hit, right.
That's when niggas just lose all types of,
they brain functionality.
Niggas get stupid, niggas start driving far,
paying for shit, raising kids that ain't yours.
With warrants.
Are doing all types of shit with warrants.
No license on the road, fucking raising this little mutt.
Daniel!
Yeah, Daniel.
Hey, you don't listen to shit.
Oh my God. Your father's jeans are horrible.
You don't even know that.
That nigga ain't here.
All right.
Daniel Leppard.
Donald.
Donald.
Donald.
Childish Gambino.
Childish Gambino.
That nigga be named Daniel.
Into.
It's about to be lethal weapon so bad.
Into Kiki Palmer.
Her set was even too long. Like, we. Yo, listen. You want to be lethal up and so bad? Into Kiki Palmer.
Her set was even too long.
Like, yo, listen.
Usher is someone.
We make jokes and all that.
But he ushered in a new level of male R&B artist wanting
to perform and sing a certain way.
There were acts in this business that were tailor-made
to either be the next Usher or to be his competition.
Sad enough, they just weren't as good as him.
Those are some of the people that even in that moment
should have been there to honor that man and yo.
Where was Mario?
Mario couldn't get a set?
Easily.
Sammy, Lloyd, nobody else.
Oh, fucking Justin Bieber. Anybody. Anybody. easily Sammy Lloyd and nobody else I'm fucking tone stitch anybody anybody stiff sorry sorry if I fuck the fucking
name of it good bro Kenyon Dixon they could have pulled Tyrese ass out of that audience
you had Duran Bernard do a promo for the Usher tribute who is a phenomenal
performer and singer and did not motherfucking put him on the stage.
Avery Wilson, another person, phenomenal singer.
Luke James, I'm not sure if maybe he's busy taping, filming shit.
Make a flow from the progressive auto insurance commercial.
Let me give you some other names that you could have called.
I think you're giving things too much credit, all of y'all.
Martin Asrosco.
And, and, and, and I take it a step further.
Yeah.
I take it a step further.
Dwayne Wayne, he was there.
Yo, shit.
Dwayne Wade.
Dwayne Wade.
Hey, Lauren Sun.
Lauren Sun is there.
Zion.
Zion is there.
If you wanna talk about a boy do I feel old moment.
I'm sitting here doing the math.
I'm like, is that that nigga she dedicated the song to?
That's him.
So you know that this was not by accident,
that this was by design, right?
I don't care.
OK, so wait, hold on a second here.
I say all this to say that Usher not only knew
that this was going to be the line of a performers, he approved
it.
That don't change nothing about what the fuck.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no homeboy like this. Why y'all got male just freestyling? Making a tribute to me. Prince didn't sign off on Trey Song doing his trigger. I'm not freestyling.
I am speaking. Am I asking you to do a tribute for them? Okay well listen, let's just say this.
Let's just say that's true. Let's just say that's true. And wait, let me just pose this. Is it
possible that the, it would be a natural assumption
to have male vocalists, male R&B vocalists do the tribute.
So the flip was to have women singing it.
We don't got time to flip shit.
Mel, we know that you always want to cape
for some vaginas that you don't know.
No, I'm not caping for the vaginas.
You are caping for it.
I'm not caping.
Mel, what's missing from R&B?
Mainstream, what's missing? Well, I'm missing, I miss the groups. Cool. Yeah. What I think is
missing is the new male acts. They rappers. The new male acts, but there's a lot of Aaron Ray lives
right there in LA. There's a bunch of motherfuckers out there that if you need a moment to revive male R&B,
who else better to do it with?
With the Usher tribute.
With the Usher tribute.
Okay, so-
Jacquees!
Anybody!
Hey, I agree with you.
I would have much rather have heard it
from all of the people that you just listed.
That would have been my preference.
Penises!
I didn't like anybody's performance
outside of Janelle Monae.
Janelle Monae.
But I feel like this-
I mean, I mean, Victoria and.
Chloe Bailey did. Go ahead, Mel.
I was just going to say, I feel like this kind of lends to,
you know, whether it be a conspiracy or a theory that I have
that, you know, the reason why it was so women centric
was because the big bag came from the fucking DNC.
And so you have all these black female performers.
I think that this was all a very coordinated effort.
And that's what makes me even more mad.
Yes, because of the agenda.
It was a slap in the face.
It was a slap in the face.
I've been up here champion Usher too fucking much.
Too much to have to, I really only watched for this shit.
I didn't watch for anything shit. I didn't watch for
anything else. I watched for the Usher tribute because if I thought anyone was
gonna give him a proper tribute, it was gonna be BET. I would have rather just
been on FaceTime with Chris Brown while he did a little bop. That would have been better than that.
Him doing a little crush groove. That Usher shit. That shit was trash.
If it was time for a Beyonce tribute
and a bunch of penises walked out there to sing a song,
the women would be up in arms.
They would.
The women would be up in arms.
I just think that this is, again, bruh, it's bigger.
It's bigger than dicks, right?
No, I'm talking about it's bigger than just the fact
that they're pandering
Women trying to win this vote like that election is important
I did I'm trying to serious it out, but they they are desperate and they trying to get that message out there black men don't vote
Yes, but they vote but you need
Who's the bigger voting block is the big voting black? They're trying to attract black women that they're speaking to to try to attract.
Yes, black men do vote.
Don't fuck up my Usher tribute with your bullshit with some voting shit.
I'm cool with that.
You had the whole show to do it.
We've seen this shit at award shows in the past.
Cool. We still gonna complain.
Don't do that and not do verses. Now Usher gotta do verses.
100%.
Usher gotta do verses now.
I was more mad at his speech being cut off than I was at his performance. That too. I like the performance.
His uncensored speech was amazing. Yeah, they couldn't hear. Oh well now, I was not mad
at them cutting Usher's mic off. It was like 17 minutes. No Usher, you cannot get on this
stage and let every single curse word fly in front of the Walmart
Sign while we just took X amount of dollars, maybe eight figures from Walmart
No, when Walmart calls and says hey, he won't stop cursing cut it the fuck off
Now do I think that whatever he said in terms of fatherhood and father figures, I thought
all of that was really important.
It was.
And what I love for that to be heard, you got damn right.
But saying in a fashion that doesn't disrupt what they're doing with that, with the advertisers
right there.
With the brand.
Can be clear too, Usher put out a statement saying that he loved, you know, as he should,
he loved the performance.
He was professional. It was amazing. Salutes to Usher, but I don't agree with you,, as he should, he loved the performance, it was amazing.
Salutes to Usher, but I don't agree with Usher.
Yeah, he's a class act.
He's not gonna say anything.
He's not gonna come in here and say fuck that.
Even if they showed him, yo, this is who's gonna be
presenting your tribute, I don't think he's the guy
to be like, word, that's what y'all giving me?
I don't think he would say that.
I think he would be like, all right.
No, he could definitely.
He was there acting like, he need a movie gig. He need some Hollywood gigs. He can act. He was there, I know he was like, all right. I know, he was there acting like, he need a movie gig, he need some Hollywood gig.
He can act.
He was there, I know he can.
He was acting like he enjoyed these people out there
doing these tributes.
Yeah.
I just think Usher was done wrong.
I agree.
We love Usher more than that.
Like I'm not talking about how he feel about himself.
He's a class act at all times.
And if you didn't know that, when he started talking about how he feel about himself. He's a class act at all times and if you didn't know that
When he started talking about the people that he started his career with yeah, and they all happen to be little mark pits
Baby face la read la jimmy jams
Wait JD Harry's. That shit is a joke. It's fucking crazy. It's just Usher is. Wait, J.D., Brian Michael Cox.
Usher is.
It's a funny.
It's a museum.
It's a museum of greatness.
Of just greatness.
The music business did us wrong, brother.
Hey, my brother.
We was in there trying to write hits ourselves.
Oh, shit.
Yo.
Yo, shout out to the stupid idiots in the studio.
They're trying to make music, but the studio trying to write music like a hit
that the world will know.
Alone.
You have no idea how these odds of getting your word.
Usher was 14.
You know what that shit made me think about?
All them whack ass people that I used to work with that said, yo, you know you could be
the next Usher.
No, I couldn't.
No, I couldn't.
He just was. That's where the free will conversation comes in
because who makes you the next Usher, you or them?
It's them.
But we don't know that.
So we do think it's us because we play a part in it,
but it ain't us.
It's them.
Yeah.
That nigga, who you know?
Yeah.
That's why I'm pissed about that Tyler topic, but not to rewind to it because we're
not staying there.
I just feel like black people ain't getting record deals.
And when they give record deals, they not the ones that's being picked for success.
Black people keep having to go get it out the mud and rap and y'all touring and y'all
shows.
But the people that they picking to shine a certain light
upon, they ain't look like me no more. So yes, it's noticeable when a button is pushed and who they
are pushed for. Well, they do look like you. They just don't resemble the same experience or sound
like you. And that's the And that's where the confusion,
that's why I said the confusion comes in when.
What black people they pushing the button for today?
I wanna know, give me some names.
Some of the international artists,
it seems as if they are pushing them.
Do we have any in the States?
Yeah, there's some.
Who?
I'd have to think really, really, really, really hard.
The ones that they pushing the button on look like us.
I think they've been pushing the button on a sexy red
for a while, that's true.
Oh, that's not true.
I agree with ICE.
That's not true.
What button are we talking about?
The success button, the commercial success.
We're trying to push you, make you bigger than what you,
quote unquote, should be.
That's a marketing.
With your talent.
The marketing button, all those buttons.
That ain't the button I'm talking about.
The Ice Spice, a button being pushed.
That's, oh yeah, no, oh yeah, no.
No. No, no, no.
What? You disagree with him?
100%. How?
Ice Spice is something totally different.
Ice Spice is different from Sexy Red.
See, we're going to go somewhere that I don't wanna go,
because I don't wanna make it that type of an argument,
but Ice Spice and Sexy Red are not comparable
in the buttons that's being pushed for a specific reason.
What is it?
I'm reading Imani's brain,
but I still think that both buttons are being pushed.
I wanna get back to having fun.
Yeah, more fun.
Y'all gonna old man this out.
I wasn't trying to old man it, but go ahead.
I'm almost done with my list because we've been on this for way too long.
No man in the Usher tribute.
Walmart cut the sound off on Usher.
Lauren's son making me feel old as hell.
And I end with Lauren does whatever the fuck she wants.
That's true.
She does.
That's the end of my award takes.
No matter how you felt about what Lauren was up there doing,
cause boy was I laughing.
I don't want to make it sound like I wasn't laughing.
Whatever that fast rapping shit she did in that one song.
But as I was laughing,
I'm reminded of how horrible of performers,
performers are today.
And that shit was difficult.
So I had to chill with my laughing
because that fast rapping shit.
Oh, that's what you're talking about.
Yeah, she's good in the other shit.
Her whole performance, she needed a break.
So great to have my son come out and get his shit off.
And he sounds amazing.
He better sound amazing because if Lauren Hill's son
and the Marley dude's son don't come out and sing,
we can give him up for adoption.
Yeah.
No, he's really tough.
Sometimes you get some genetic groups together
that that's what they're supposed to do.
I'm like, is Zion sounding like the original Bob
this nigga sound?
He better know how to sing like that. All I could think about was Dan
What if she didn't get fucked up between Clef and Lauren and then Clef came out and then reminded you what a performer looks like
Damn it. Yeah killed it
Clef's amazing
Lauren's amazing one day when I start a music podcast to have real conversations
about music, I'm circling back to why Lauren only has one album and how it relates to whether such
and such is black or not. Not this one. This one got too big. It's too mainstream. It's too many
people listening. It's too many people that don't understand. But one day I'm gonna start a honest
music pod and we're circling back to that. You're gonna have to talk about that one day, I'm gonna start a honest music pod. And we're circling back to that.
You're gonna have to talk about that.
Yeah, I'm curious.
Yeah.
Later. Y'all too will be invited to mine.
Y'all could come and chop it up. That's it. That's it. That's it. I am done with music parks.
Yeah.
There is none of that today.
Oh, my bad. Okay.
There's none of that today.
Okay. It's over. Oh, okay. How's none of that today. Okay. It's over
How long did you want the run to be? I didn't know
It's over it's over man. It's over, man.
Come on, what's the next topic?
What's the next topic, goddamn it?
What's the next topic?
It's a shame how you podcasters pocket watch.
Nigga, we're watching my pocket.
Wait, what?
I'm watching my pocket.
Who are you watching?
Your pocket is fine.
Nah, you're checking the deposit come through.
I'm trying to...
I hate y'all. I'm trying to get busy the deposit come through. I'm trying to put you in. I hate y'all.
I'm trying to get busy.
I can watch.
I don't give a fuck.
It's over, it's over.
Better withdraw your shit right now.
Get that.
Well that's what I will say.
It was on, it was up there talking about
how easy it is to get your prize fix money.
I said, hey that ain't what my nigga said.
My nigga said he to drive to Boston.
Niggas have to put a truck together for it.
What?
I got to get it.
New York works with me, baby.
Got to get it.
Before we end the awards segment, my mom wanted me to tell the audience that she absolutely loved Tana Taylor's portion of Usher's tribute.
How could you not?
They body that.
Yeah, she body everything she,
she one of them that's just, she don't really fuck up.
That was a perfect pairing to Victoria Mona.
Yeah.
By her.
Victoria went crazy.
I swore they was about to kiss or something.
I wish they were.
Because that was being promoted before the award ceremony
that hey, two established acts are going to kiss
during the us attribute.
So I thought that they would be the two.
Really?
There was a promotion for that?
Oh, I didn't see that.
Yeah, yeah, that was going around.
You know how you try to tease, gain some,
yeah, gain some fucking momentum.
Oh, yeah, they should have sealed that.
I think, yeah.
Girl, you go ahead and do that.
Yeah, because we needed to show white people
how to correctly do it.
Madonna shit?
Madonna and Britney, who was that?
Yeah, I was gonna ask this.
I can't whack off to that.
I can't whack off to that fucking.
Whack off, so funny.
Expired, man.
As you get older, you need juicy shit to whack off to.
If I did that, or been there, done it, it's like, ah, ah. As you get older, you need juicy as shit to whack off to.
If I did that or been there done it, it's like,
ah, ah, we try some new shit out.
Madonna and Britney Spears.
Madonna been kissing bitches way too long.
And they ain't get good at it.
It's cool though.
Madonna kissed Star Drake, right?
Yeah.
She kissed a couple of people.
Madonna's in the Nasty Kiss Hall of Fame.
She kissed Christina Aguilera, too, that same show.
Remember Michael Jackson and your girl, what's her name?
Lisa Marie Presley, they both passed.
That kiss.
They both passed.
Rest in peace to both of them.
Rest in peace to them both, but that kiss.
It was nasty.
That was a discovery.
That was nasty.
I can't believe you said something bad about Mike.
How do each of you think y'all would
do in the award show performance kiss?
Tongue-ing.
And who would you want to do that with?
There's a list.
All right, so you think you would smoke it?
Yeah.
What?
Ice?
I'm tongue-ing that.
Yeah.
But smoke it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Ish?
Everybody?
I'm going to try. E? Smoke it. Mal? Because you know kissing is based on chemistry, though. Ish? Everybody- I'ma try.
E?
Smokin'.
Mal.
Cause you know kissin' is based on chemistry, though.
Everybody here don't start your shit.
Nah, you might body with J-Lo and then Halle Berry might be on some bullshit.
You up there lookin' like a deuce.
Cause you might walk in there with a different type of energy that you don't reciprocate it.
Yeah, yo, you'll feel a little weird with it.
Everybody on here give good kiss compatibility.
Just for- The bad kisser?
Just for our podcast records.
Everyone here thinks they are an amazing kisser.
Depends on the person.
I know I am.
Depends on the person.
Yes, female.
100%.
For the regan-ish.
It depends on the person.
Yes, a zillion.
Yeah, that fucking tongue back there.
That fucking flapper tongue.
What's that fucking, what's that SeaWorld ass tongue coming out?
What's that tongue coming out?
You better not, I guess.
It depends on the person.
And parts depends on the person.
It definitely depends, yo.
Cause sometimes you get someone where they're just going like,
their style is wild.
What's, what kid's style do you like not really mesh with?
Super aggressive like.
Yo, you yeah.
Like with the violet tongue.
They get in there like they're doing too much.
Oh yeah, she's doing too much.
Just relax.
Relax, you're doing the most.
Chill out.
We're not trying to thumb wrestle with our two-star.
They're supposed to be sensual.
Yeah, they're supposed to be sensual, man.
Chill out.
I'm such a good kisser, I can control that.
I could, I could, I could.
Oh, you're trying to get this.
There you go, there you go.
You're trying to get this. Let him get his shit. Let him get his shit. Nah, for real. You see what I'm saying? I'm such a good kisser, I can control that. I could, I could, I could. Oh, you trying to get this in? There you go, there you go. You trying to get this in.
Let him get his shit for that.
Let me get his shit for that.
Let me get his shit for that.
Yo, this is him saying,
what the fuck, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just leave some B for him to get his lies out.
I agree with him.
He right.
I agree with him.
I do.
Here she go, riding the tension.
I'm shocked.
No, you right, though, he is.
I mean, yeah.
You could.
You agree that he's a good kisser?
What are you saying?
No, that's not what she's agreeing to.
What are you agreeing to? Let her in. Listen,'s agreeing to. What are you... Let her answer.
Listen, listen, listen.
Why you ain't let her talk?
I know that move.
Hey, yo.
Yo, E.
That's my man.
Nah, B's out against my move.
No, I'm not that far.
Nah, I'm definitely...
Nah, that is definitely a move, yo.
Hey, E, I know that move.
You gonna ask Sordy...
No, no, no.
You got to answer for her quick.
Listen, Messy Boots, no, I do not know how he kisses,
but I agree with him that I'm that good that I can control the kiss
I make it good. Oh y'all a real area. Yeah
Real bad kisser I mean I have and it's just like I'm just like
Let me take the line they go we all be she's such a good kiss ain't nobody stay
You know what?
I know her better than you, Batman.
She's just a big self up.
And we gonna let her big herself up like that.
Get the fuck out of here.
When has kissing or sex ever kept anybody?
When?
What?
What?
Let's say this in very bad situations. Throw it to the cast. When has kissing or sex ever kept somebody? Mad times. What? Throw it to the cast. Throw it to the cast.
When has kissing or sex ever kept somebody?
A lot.
I say never.
I'm with you.
Nigga.
You're lying.
That's what I mean.
Nigga stayed in bad situations.
Bad situations.
She has some fire.
Shit.
If my bitch now, I'm going to fuck.
I got to tell you one thing.
I tell you what I won't be doing.
I was looking at my baby this morning.
Boy, you look like a bitch.
I'm going to fuck you.
I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going to fuck you. I'm going stay here. That shit you be doing to me to some soccer play in London. No sir.
Nah shit.
Sorry.
Oh sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry sir, no shit.
Sorry.
Oh shit.
Sorry.
Yo hilarious.
This guy right here.
I'm joking, I'm joking.
Y'all waiting to hear the other answer.
Niggas ain't answer though.
Which one?
You asked, you said who do they think
they would get that off with on the stage?
Cause I hate when I like do a spur of the moment question
and it puts you all on the spot to have to think.
They got to be fast.
Got to be fast.
It's a long list of motherfuckers.
I should get long.
I can't believe each one of y'all think that y'all
would body that kiss, but we're going to leave it.
That's cool.
No, I ain't saying I would kill it.
It depends on the chemistry with the person.
I fuck Ryan up, get up there and freeze, scared to death. Nervous. One of them is a clip. Killing on the chemistry with the person. I fuck ride up get up there free scared to death
Around the two niggas from Dancing with the Stars guy and a girl guy went got a kiss after the performance You look damn like you have a touch me again. I'll kill you
Really? Yeah. Yeah be professional
mouth on me
Alright alright alright, where are we at? I got gender wars shit here,
but we ain't got to get to it yet. Oh, right. Oh, well,
well before we got the Ross, I wanted to tell y'all, um,
cause I went out when we left here Friday,
I shot down to Symphony hall Scarface and Jeezy.
Sounds like an amazing show. Another show. Who you went with?
No way. For that one. What's I want again. This is my famous. No, nobody's a following nobody
We're all arts tick-tock following nothing. You're good friends. Oh
Shit damn probably a good friend. Come on people's my people your folks
Y'all don't come to y'all don't come to knock like that. So this was a north thing
So anyway. I'm gonna find one of these names.
I swear.
They all start inviting me to shit.
So anyway, I was shocked
because the crowd wasn't really fucking with Face like that.
And I mean, I was, but it.
Was the crowd young?
Super young? No.
Okay. No.
It wasn't a real young crowd. It was just Jeezy and Scarface, nobody else.
I could see how in some markets that would be a slightly weird pairing.
You got to be, in my opinion, you got to be at least 40.
It was a lot of 40.
To really appreciate Faze.
But yeah, I think that was worth it.
It was a lot of it.
It was a lot of it.
Yeah, you would.
Both. And Faze, he was...
Why are they together? Right now? I promoted Faze. Yeah, you would. Both. And faced with he was. Why are they together?
Right now?
A promoter paid him.
Yeah, promoter paid him.
There's a series going on called N2S.
I think it's like North to Shore or something like that,
where they're bringing Southern things up top and vice versa.
So you said North to Shore instead of South?
North to South.
It says Shore.
I don't know why.
I read it.
OK. That's not the best pairing. It's not the It says shore, I don't know why. I read it. Okay.
That's not the best pairing.
It's not the greatest pairing.
It's not the greatest pairing.
I can see how that crowd might not.
But if you see Young Jeezy in New Jersey,
that's what you see.
I'm not necessarily going for Trap and like Emo.
And Face, yeah.
You know, at the same time.
Face need to be promoted as Face.
Yeah. Yeah.
And Jeezy need to be promoted as Jeezy.
Well, Jeezy, it was,
it was a Jeezy show.
That's what, pretty much.
It's black band there, the snowman shirts.
That's what was in the crowd.
If you say bust the rhymes and Joe Budden,
I may not expect the crowd to know Pump It Up
the way my crowd would.
Not that FACE is me, but I'm saying with audiences.
Yeah.
Yes.
And that's kind of what it was.
So FACE was finishing his set
and he kind of just walked off.
He wasn't feeling the energy and you could tell.
He just was like, yeah, y'all, I'm out.
I hate that for him.
I was like, damn.
I hated that that My City did that.
You know what I'm saying?
Like that's your hometown.
This is Scarface.
I mean, don't get me wrong, there was folks rocking with him,
but it just, I mean, don't get me wrong, there was folks rocking with him,
but it just, I guess he didn't feel the love.
Is that the city fault or promoter fault?
I think it's a bad pairing, so yeah.
It'd be the promoter.
I don't put that on the city.
The city didn't come out today.
Nah, but we still show up.
That's the promoter fault.
It is. It's promoter fault.
You can't put that on the city.
It ain't like it was empty,
it's not like, you know, it was an early opener.
Niggas is here.
And we don't get shows there.
Then you get promoters that are such a big fan of you
that they just want to book you
and not really care about what happened to them.
I've seen that a couple times.
That's true.
Right.
Because I could have booked GZ by myself,
but I love Scarface, so I'm booking Scarface.
Right.
And GZ gonna make my money regardless,
but I'ma still book Face.
I still want to see Face.
Yeah.
So, I mean, we don't know, but shout out to Scarface.
Absolutely. And by the time I'm Scarface age, I don still wanna see Face. Yeah. So, I mean, we don't know, but y'all the Scarface. Yeah, absolutely.
And by the time I'm Scarface age,
I don't really wanna perform in front of a crowd
that's not enthusiastic either.
Exactly.
That's kinda what I got.
Method Man felt at the Summer Jam.
Yeah.
1000%.
And you gonna feed off of them.
Yeah, at 50 plus, I don't wanna have to hit the on switch
to do all the energy myself.
I would like to be able to feed off of y'all.
Hey, when I mute the beat on my most popular line
in my song.
And put the mic out to the crowd.
Can you y'all know it?
Act like you heard it before.
I was mad at the fucking BET crowd
for not knowing J. Kwon Chipsy like that.
They didn't react the way I was reacting at home.
I had to deal with that shit.
Maybe I got a different perspective.
That's what you're talking about. That nigga's so stupid. That nigga, I got trauma. with that shit. Maybe I got a different perspective. Fuck you, you talk about.
This nigga know every song from that, every single from that year, he know that shit.
I know everybody that had some money behind them and a team behind them.
And in hindsight, I'm fighting alone by myself with no marketing, with no money, no label support. Hey, just come up with a slap that the world will play versus niggas with joints.
I was in that lane.
You should have went and read that.
It was the BET Awards actually.
Or the All-Star Weekend, one of them shits right before I popped.
It was the summer right before, cuz like a clout chaser, record get hot, they put me right near with J.
Quarr producers to come up with some shit.
But in LA, one, here come the niggas. That was all you needed to do.
That was all you needed to do. I was in the club and Patti LaBelle was bopping
to that shit. I was like, oh, it's over for me. I better find a record fast.
That clock move fast when you searching for a record.
When I start my music podcast and talk honest,
I'm getting into some of them talks,
how fast that clock move when you need a record.
You was honest about something too,
about one of your records.
Which one?
When you said when Flip asked you
about the Focus joint.
Why wasn't I honest?
Cause you said that they had just pasted
your old verse onto a-
No, I said I didn't remember it.
I don't know what verse is there
because I've never listened to it.
That was a new verse.
I have a lot of trauma from my history
in the music business, but you do too.
So I'm down to talk to you about it.
They fucked my old career.
They didn't know that I would bounce back with Pardin.
They really tried to end me.
They tried to manage me. I set you up with the game. The queen duchess and I paid both of them.
That's sick. Full bag too. That's sick. Pay the full thing. That reminds me of the story Trinidad
James always tell about that remix video he did with Jeezy and T.I. and them niggas charged him.
For the clothes? They charged him like a hundred thousand six figures for clothes for the...
And then the niggas showed up with their own hurt.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
And that came right out of that Trinidad James budget.
You goddamn right.
You're dealing with professionals that know how to work the budget.
You got to be around long enough to know how they can finagle the budgets to work in your
favor or against your favor
And if you a new artist
Sorry, that's what it is
Not to keep going back
But that's another thing that jumped out to me about the bet awards and where some award ceremony
We'll have to discover a fix for getting the established people to come out and sit in these seats
These award shows now And and we working off the theory
that they got a big check from the Democrats
and fucking Walmart.
So these award shows now are just filled with the new act
that needs the exposure, the influencer that needs
the exposure, the fucking entrepreneur that needs
the exposure, but, and then they all just look like,
I don't want to say pawns,
but they all look like they just have to be there
and don't really know the greater picture that's going on.
And all the people that do are not there.
They're not there.
They're not there.
They're not there.
Well, they played the game already.
So now it's like, Yeah, I used to have to do that. Yeah. Oh, they played the game already? So now it's like-
Yeah, I used to have to do that.
Yeah, you play the game, you learn it to be able to sit
home and not be a part of the horse and pony show.
Well, now you gotta go play it too.
Go play it too.
They don't know.
With the hopes that you get to the position where you don't
have to be in them.
Oh shit, I meant to come in here and talk about that dog
that won the fucking dog and pony show.
Oh, well that was a bullshit.
The champ got jerked.
The champ, it was like the same dog that won three years in a row and now some
new little ugly ass fucking spotted dog come along he can't even walk right until
all of them we have a new winner. Hey I knew. You watched the dog show? No it was a few months ago.
Okay. It was a few months ago but I watched it and I said, I bet ain't nobody gonna talk about this but me. The champ got derailed from a rescue dog.
Oh shit.
Hey, we gotta Google the winner that.
Okay, Ross now?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, let's get to Ross.
Ross was in Vancouver over the weekend at a festival.
He did his set.
As he's leaving the stage, he had Not Like Us play.
Leaves and gets into an altercation
with someone back there, I'm assuming over the music.
And then his security got involved
and with some beats handed out all the way around the board
to his people.
Not beats by Dre.
No, no, no, no.
Wasn't Beats by Dre.
Cold people on the ground.
Yeah, some knockouts.
Couple of naps.
One was a quick nap, got right back up,
but the other one looked like it might've been a long nap.
I know a lot of people online making this,
like they turned it into like a real think piece.
I definitely don't want to do that.
I want to just say what the niggas think was going to happen.
What did you think was going to happen
when you go to someone else's city?
Well, not city, country, beloved, national treasure.
And you go there playing around
when you've already just had a beef with this man.
What did you think was going to happen?
No one's going to say nothing?
Nothing.
That's what I think.
I think certain folk think like,
this ain't gonna happen to me, nigga.
I don't care, yeah, I could do that.
Now what?
What y'all gonna do?
Well, we see what happens.
We saw.
We're gonna fuck around and find out.
Yes.
Damn, I could tie this right back
into the horse and pony show I just talked about,
but I won't right now.
You know that horse is tied.
Had this thing glued. Perfectly, perfectly into the horse and pony show I was just talked about what I want right now. You know that horse is tied. This thing is glued.
Perfectly, perfectly into the horse and pony show I was just talking about.
Figure it out.
Oh, figure out what he's saying?
Yeah.
He wasn't supposed to be there.
At the festival entirely.
Yep.
Why is he here?
You're not wrong.
Why is Rick Ross doing whatever the fuck he was doing
right there in that moment?
I'm sure it was probably booked before all the shit,
but still.
So what?
Let me ask you a question.
Or, again, that could be part of the arrogance.
Nothing about that venue.
I'm going to Canada.
Or that booking screamed six-figure booking.
Nothing about it.
Oh no, he's getting six-figure. From the stage to the speak, excuse me? He getting six-figure.. Nothing about it. Oh no, he's getting six figures. From the stage to the
speak, excuse me? He getting six figures. I don't know that. I don't know that to be
true and you don't know that to be true. That nigga came to Newark and the Newark
niggas that booked him, it was. That has nothing to do with what somebody takes
regularly to show up places. I'm not saying he's never gotten six figures. I'm
saying this particular venue stage sound system doesn't scream I'm not saying he's never gotten six figures. I'm saying this particular venue stage
sound system doesn't scream I'm getting a buck 50 to be here. Don't tell me all of this big boss.
I flew my private jet here. I live in the coming to America house car show 20,000 here. At some
point the words and actions got to match up.
Happens to the greater stomach.
J Cole looked like he sound Kendrick look like he's in Drake look like he's
sound. All these niggas in that look like they sound
raw shouldn't have been there. I think it was ego.
It seemed like he was having a decent time being there.
I was about to say if he didn't play decent time being there before that happened.
I was about to say, if he didn't play that song, that might not have happened.
Because the people who looked at the song as disrespect potentially like word, that's what you're going to do.
You shouldn't have played the song. You play stupid games. You win stupid prizes.
But even before this happened, I've been seeing a few Ross bookings that's like, dog, what's happening right now?
Some money is okay to say no to.
Agreed. Yeah.
Agreed.
If you can say no to it.
He's to determine that.
I get you niggas, I'm the biggest boss that I've seen,
I'm mowing my own lawn to not have landscapers.
I understand that.
I get that DMX was turning down
250 and up for performances
and I get how his peers looked at that.
Like, wow, you are crazy.
This window only exists for certain.
I understand all of that.
He shouldn't have fucking been there.
That's it.
The security tell me he shouldn't have been there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's not even how he even, yeah.
Nothing about what was on that video
saying Rick Ross should have been here doing this right now
So cool the fact that there's even that many people around
You that you don't move that way. Yeah, no, you didn't get stars. Don't move that way
You didn't get paid a buck fifty and you are here having a face-off with fifty people with the Vancouver people that didn't happen
That it can't happen if you paid a certain amount.
So fine.
Let's say you forgot that you made Stace Scheming.
Let's say that you just forgot and you've been walking off
to not like us.
Hey, play it.
I've been irking this thing.
I want to irk him some more.
Play it.
Somebody in your camp got to know that this is not the place to do that. One and two,
don't hire security if you're going to look to jam them up.
Y'all doing that shit for the optics.
And it could have been on a gram. Your job is to make sure if you hire in security,
that meeting was on your mind.
It was on your mind.
You're trying to, you being prepared for all variables.
Don't do that.
It's your job when you do that
to ensure everyone gets home safely.
It's your job.
It's not security's job.
Mad security guards after I've dealt with them.
Yo man, I ain't gonna lie
you
pleasure
Pleasure you think about our safety
You're not just jumping in crowds and fucking you know higher security so you can act like a fucking bitch
The weirdest part of it. Oh, it proof right the weirdest part is that you playing a song that's not even your song
You have a diss song Yeah, then I think you could have probably still played and it might
have not had the effect of what that did. Not at all. Would have been smart to do that. It would have been
smart but I think. Get your money and leave. It's back to the brown paper bag shit. If you're
getting brown paper bag money. If I'm getting paid to go do a verse after the gig and now I'm in
street nigga hands
Listen act according act according when you in these little side dirt roads dirt blocks. Come on Rick Ross. I want to get that shit He too smart. I don't want to get in on this shit. He's too smart. So now you get up out of there cuz you a star
Yeah, you a star. So when it pop off you gonna be handled like a star. Your DJ is not. Yeah
Yeah, poor DJ.
He'll get left behind.
They popped off on him first.
There's one little pop.
Listen, shouldn't be able to get there.
It should have been his face that long.
You asked for that.
That's my point.
You asked for that.
Why are you standing in these Vancouver niggas' faces
this long?
Because the cameras is on.
Yes.
The cameras is on.
Niggas got they phones out.
It's mad niggas with they phones out.
You don't wanna look pussy. And so you gonna sit there and entertain that shit. So stupid.
Your security almost had a permanent nap. That big dude, they was dragging him all over that place.
Stopping him, kicking him in the face. All that.
That was mercy where they allowed him to gather himself and get the fuck out of there.
And then they separated. They separated and it stopped at a certain point
and it got rocking again.
Like at that point, once everything's separate,
it's time to get out of here.
It's over.
As an adult, it's important to know
when you fighting a fight that bears no gain.
There's not even gain in this for Rick Ross.
And also it puts him in a position of liability
because, you know, that security guard,
depending on like his injuries,
could try to sue him.
Yeah, they could.
Yeah.
It's not a far-fetched idea
that that's what can end up happening as a result of this.
He can sue you over that?
Hmm, you put him at fucking risk.
I don't know what's the scope of your employment.
No?
What's the scope of your employment?
He can't sue Ross, he can sue-. He can sue me for getting beat up.
It depends on if you instigated that.
That's what I mean.
Or if you put me in a position to potentially get that.
I don't know what that paperwork states.
I'm the DJ.
I need a little bonus on my shit.
Fuck that.
The DJ should never have to fight.
He's a long time DJ.
He's a long time DJ.
You got to put a couple more dollars in that.
You shouldn't even want, hey, if I go ask Parks who's my DJ to
play not like us in Vancouver and another niggas territory, I would hope he says no.
I would. Absolutely. Cause you the one- We've actually been in situations similar to that
where I was like, nah dog, we not doing that here. Cause you the one that got to pack up
the equipment. I'm going to be in the back drinking apple juice.
They're going to be stomping the shit out of bars.
I'm going to have a backpack on.
It's like, I can't really move.
And then he's going to walk back there all bloody and be
Hamafield.
They're going to grab them Superman girls.
The DJ is almost always the last one to the green room.
Yeah.
Or to the van.
Yeah, give me this, bro.
And your dad, Rolex.
And give me all this shit. Yeah, you're just not putting people in the best position to win. Then you got the van. Give me this Rolex, and your dad Rolex. Give me all this shit. Yeah, you just not putting people in the best position
to win, then you got the nerve,
then you got the nerve, Rick Ross, to be,
to do videos now,
because y'all playing this internet game.
Videos, I'm on the plane in Vancouver, y'all had a blast.
Hey, it was awesome, man.
It's just all, it's all a clown show.
Internet is a mom thing.
Internet is all a clown show.
It's that social media shit.
The clip of now, after everyone gets stomped out,
you walking out unscathed and untouched
with some other people just pissed me off.
Like you said, Sam Sling, that's your DJ for how long?
Ever.
If he start riding with you, as an artist,
that's my man, now I gotta do something.
As a man first.
As a man, right.
But as long time DJ, you get into a scuffle,
now I gotta do something.
And the video, you not, you walking out the back.
You walk on.
Uh-huh.
No, nigga, this ain't the time for no hunks.
That ain't the time.
Oh no, it's the time for the hunks.
The other hunks.
Yeah, something.
Get the nigga in the air, uh.
Yeah.
Like, yeah.
That pisses me off. That's the other thing.
If I hire security and now it's on,
nigga, we on.
We on, there we go.
I'm not leaving security.
We just thumping together.
When it's hand to hand combat.
I don't know.
But that's my other problem.
You out of town and nobody's armed,
just shoot it in, bam!
Real quick.
I mean that could have been an intentional.
That could have been crazy though.
Yeah, that could have been intentional. They might have been armed and just chose not to go that route bad decision very bad bad decision
Let let one go in the air or shoot one of niggas in their ankles
You're not a count you better get people up off of people. I don't know what the laws
You know, I'm not a count for the other people that might have
Now this turns into just a bunch of niggas getting shot.
I don't think that's a smart thing to do.
I'm just talking about shooting something in the air
or at least flashing.
This is a foreign country too.
Remember that you don't want to end up in a jail
in a foreign country.
You shoot something in the air.
All right, now they shooting.
If I go to Germany and I'm doing a show in Germany,
I'm hiring German security.
You get what I'm saying?
That hopefully maybe off duty cop,
somebody that knows the
workings or the inner workings of Germany. And also has relationships with the people
who work at the venue. Y'all killing that. Y'all are killing that. These niggas be taking
their security from back home. Even if you do that, you still need a man on the ground over
there. You need one. Actually, this kind of happened with Trey Songz. At the, not in Dubai. In his security, the Dubai shit, the story
they went around. They got into something over there, Trey Songz flew back to wherever
he was. They kept the security. The security was locked up for man long over there and
I think the security is suing somebody, Trey Songz or somebody, I don't want to speak out
my ass, Google it yourself,
refer to the tag in the front.
Well, yeah, this kind of happened already.
So y'all are right, you should be careful.
And also maybe you should talk to the promoters
and their security people and say,
yo, I'm going to be on some bullshit at 10.45,
just heads up.
Make sure this shit cleared out.
Or just don't be on bullshit.
I know, absolutely, don't be on bullshit,
but if you're going to be on bullshit,
at least
Treat that shit like an awake. I've said this before I'll say it again
Some of y'all niggas need to just learn how to get punched in the face and go
alright a Punch in the face don't necessarily have to mean all-out brawl now
Today it don't it don't though for the under though for them it don't know internet culture
85% these rappers can't even fight that's why everybody run around shooting
each other now for them a punch in the face could be detrimental on camera on
social media so they can't go out like that that's what you think is
detrimental until you meet detrimental oh no I'm right I'm just saying the
mind state that they have Joe I can't get caught getting punched in the face
I know this is this is what happened to King Von, rest in peace.
This is the King Von story.
I understand what the young people think.
I'm saying as an older person that,
hey, sometimes you should just get punched in the face
and go on about your business.
Yeah, but that's-
You'll come out, hey, come out with a little slap later,
they'll forget about it.
That doesn't work like that, Joe.
Tell me.
Today, the person who usually is punching first, they not punching today just to punch
you and get a statement off. They trying to embarrass you. So if they punch you
they intending to hurt you at that point. And they're not just gonna
end with one little punch. They gonna want to stomp you out. Rob you.
Generally I do agree with you but in this particular, at least from the footage
that I saw, that just looked like you talk crazy to me.
I'm gonna punch you in the face and keep it moving.
I'm gonna smack you in the face and embarrass you.
In this instance, they should have took the punch
in the face and got everybody to backstage safely.
Yeah.
Not act like you about to wild out.
And then it's three on 50.
It's five of y'all in a club where everybody is screaming
in the clubs, nigga**** this our shit,
this our town, you gonna come here and disrespect us? This our town, they saying that.
You shouldn't even be talking this long to each other.
Yeah, you're right.
The conversation was taking too long.
That was a long talk.
It's too long, back and forth, you said what you said, but that's it, security, yo.
It's too long if you're not gonna win.
Well, yeah.
If you stand there a little while and then when it pops up you start clearing shit out.
You start doing the Mano imperfections.
Hey, the story gonna sound different.
It ain't enough niggas.
We spoke, when we spoke to Drake and I don't want to bring him up, but we spoke to Drake
and certain things.
We spoke about his ego.
Let's just reverse it in this respect this respects Ross went out there on ego
Yeah, and thought he can get some shit off and slept. That whole Canada perception
Every every whale on this planet there is somebody in the world
The world is a ghetto. The world is a ghetto, man
Yeah, they gonna make a statement out of you and you was made a statement of. Whether you can joke about it now online
and do all the corny, but nigga you.
Even Horydale?
If you go 10 minutes, you can get your ass beat.
Hey, y'all take that shit over to Alpine
and see what happens.
Tell me about where all these tough people be.
Niggas that move to certain places,
do so to get away from all the niggas that move to certain places do so to get away
from all the niggas y'all talking about and Alpine is too much space in between the houses
for y'all you gonna get tired by the time you go over there give him a piece of my mind
yeah yeah you know what man fuck that man
it don't even be the tough person you gotta worry about these days
it's scary it's a scary person my nigga a scary nigga is the person I watch that MMA shit the other day
one of these little white boys with some docas on will beat your ass they not playing It's a scary person. My nigga. A scary nigga is the person I want to fuck. I watched that MMA shit the other day.
One of these little white boys with some dockers on will beat your ass.
They not playing.
Yo, pull over you fuck, I'll knock you.
Nigga pull right on over, I'll oblige you.
And get out with them fucking loafers on and kick the donkey shit off your ass.
What you going to do?
Nothing.
When you start seeing that mushroom ear.
Nah, you bro.
Anybody need that cauliflower ear?
I know beef with the cauliflower ear nigga. Nigga drop down into a stand, she ain't that mushroom ear. Nah, you bro. Anybody know the cauliflower ear? The cauliflower ear. I would know before the cauliflower ear.
Nigga drop down into a stance you ain't never seen
and start doing some shit like, all right, all right,
you know what?
My bad.
My bad, you know what?
It's gonna go too fast.
I was joking, I'm funny.
It's gonna go too fast.
It's gonna start slapping itself.
No, no, no, no, no.
This, you start doing that shit.
Yup, yup, nah, you know what?
Niggas will get you out of there so fast, bro.
We ain't got time for this.
What we doing?
I'm good.
I don't want no problems with nobody.
Smack the shit out of that nigga that's smacking his ass off.
All right.
Yeah, all right, Joe.
I ain't gonna have you in the Cobra Clutch.
The real fighters think I can smack these asses off?
Nigger, it's going.
I'm out five in the Cobra Clutch.
The real fighters go to tie you up naked after the fight.
Yeah.
I'm gonna put you in the trunk.
Hey, this fight ain't over.
Now you coming with us.
Now it ain't over.
Now you coming with me.
Come on now.
Hey, they gonna put you in a little new briefcase.
You want to play?
Fold him up, come on.
You can fit in this bag.
Come on.
Play time now.
Yeah, yeah.
Beat you out your fucking clothes.
That's how you know you lost the fight.
Yo, what?
Yo. This nigga crazy, yo.
Yeah, man.
Ross, you smarter than that, man.
That's all.
You learn, you gotta learn.
You smarter than that.
And it's not worth it.
You gain absolutely nothing from playing
the not like us instrument.
It's done, the job is done.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
Now I gotta wake up to seeing fucking Drake
celebrate Canada Day.
I didn't even know it was Canada Day. It's over now. I gotta wake up to see it fucking Drake celebrate Canada Day
I didn't even know it's Canada Day now. I gotta know happy Canada Day
Thank you, I said that a tweet
After or before the fight
On Canada Day. No, so you too was celebrating big world's getting beat up. I was celebrating my
So you too was celebrating Rick Ross getting beat up? I was celebrating my homeland.
And he didn't get beat up, I don't want to say that.
He took a punch and fucking gracefully exited stage right while his people...
Got their asses handed to them.
Pounded out.
I couldn't be mad at Drake celebrating Canada Day.
Look at you, his nigga.
I get it, I get it.
I can't be mad.
This nigga that been talking shit, got the boot bop at the Vancouver shit while I was peacefully sleeping on the whole other side of the country.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I knew once him and 50 woke up.
And Tia. And Tia. I meant to come ask y'all what do you do when you got a baby mama that just fucking has wi-fi?
Like what do you do when you got a baby mama who you might not be her favorite person and
her internet is working good.
And she's funny.
And she got good humor too.
And she got a following.
That's the bad part.
That following is the scary part.
Yeah, cause that's what made you fall in love with her.
She's got a little sense of humor now that she's using it to get you.
Aw man.
You might have to keep her.
You might have to try to get her back.
What do you do?
Try to get her back.
You still got it lucky.
Don't do that. You still a little lucky. A it back. What do you do? Try to get it back. Yeah. You still got it lucky.
Don't do that.
Oh.
You still a little lucky.
A little bit.
A little bit.
A little bit.
Stop.
That Wi-Fi could get faster.
That files could start filing.
That gigabit.
She could be a vlogger now.
All right, so nobody has an answer?
I told you to answer.
You got to get cool with it.
You got to get it back, nigga.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo.
Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. Yo, yo. I Know I answer
Better to keep away the white flag. Oh, you know what? Yeah, we just got now. She want me she want you back
That'd be sometimes why we still beefing y'all think Rick Ross should get back with to your camp because you can't beat your funny
Baby mama with a follow-up?
You ever heard of the place you can't beat him?
Join him?
There you go.
We already got the kid.
I'm off child support now.
You gotta ignore niggas too that got the drop now.
You just gotta act like you are above it.
You gotta act like you above it.
He don't.
She's funny sometimes.
That's the problem.
No, she's funny.
She wake up and can't wait to.
That's when it's bad.
When she just, I can't wait to see your name in the news
or just about anything.
I'm on go.
I almost would say she's funnier than him.
Shit, he's funny too though.
No, he's too funny now.
I know they was having a kiki session.
What?
That's how you get it back.
They was funny together.
Said her a little jokey joke.
Could you imagine the Rick Ross and Tia Kemp reality show?
Fire.
Nigga, what?
Well, Tia Kemp, I think, is coming out on some Zeus shit.
I'll hold Rick Ross in for you.
Auntie, that's the name of the show.
That's why Ray J was mad.
Have you seen that shit?
Hey, man.
Hey Billy J, wherever you at, if you're listening,
tell Ray J that he can't go to the back of a car
and get a book bag to shoot the owner of Zeus
after the awards or after the party.
Outside, everybody there.
Ray J, we love you and we need you.
Please don't shoot the Zeus owner after the party in LA during BET
Awards with paparazzi there please
You ain't taking no
I love that I love that that's fire that's all I be one as a nigga that might not want to shoot you just give me a
Joe don't do it. All right, yo. All right, you can live.
You lucky, yo, you lucky.
You lucky.
Because she said so.
You better stop playing.
You better thank her.
You better stop playing me, I'm telling you.
Ray J, baby.
He was this close.
You lucky she did.
Oh, copy that nigga.
You don't even know what almost happened to you.
Yeah.
That was funny.
That was.
Anyways.
All right, so get back with your baby mama that's funny, has wifi, and loves your ops.
You ain't gotta get back with her, just get cordial.
Get cool.
The part you're missing is things are normally like that because we blew the cordial part.
Exactly.
And we blew the cordial doors off the engines.
I'm trying to tell you guys.
You know what the fix is.
And as a baby, I ain't gonna lie to you,
as a baby father too, you get that baby father intuition
of when you about to blow the cordial doors off the engine.
Like, I wanna address this, but we can kiss cordial goodbye
after this.
See how, oh, I got a little list for him right now.
You gotta find delicate ways to approach the things
that may blow cordial off of the hinges.
And sometimes you put that shit right on the scale
and see, man. Sometimes it's worth it.
Sometimes it's not.
You be like, you know what?
Ain't even worth it.
Shit going smooth, this ain't even worth it.
Yeah, we just gotta get more information.
We gotta siphon more information
when they say I'm pregnant.
Wait.
Hold on.
What?
What happened?
No, ain't tricking me.
If you didn't get it, then that's your loss.
I'm funny, I'm great.
I'm not explaining nothing. That's how y'all jam me up. When the ball slow down, fuck y'all. I'm funny, I'm great. I'm not explaining nothing.
That's how y'all jam me up when the ball slow down.
Fuck y'all.
No, no, no.
Hell.
Let the bus pass.
You fucking crazy?
Niggas just be like, all right, what you wanna do?
Instead of, well.
I think you should.
Finish the sentence.
It's too late nigga. What's too late? It's too late, nigga.
What's too late?
It's too late for that to be your learning.
Yeah.
Fuck you talking about.
Yeah, but we wasn't learning when we was fucking.
Now we should do some learning now that you're pregnant.
Yeah.
Hey.
Where is your dad?
What was he up to?
Hey, that's going on, I'm presumed innocent right now.
If you caught up.
Yeah.
See, that brother n***a dad.
Turns out dad killed a little girl.
Oh shit. Jammed Jake right on up.
Now I gotta watch that show.
Yo, wait.
Now I gotta watch that.
I hate that y'all don't have the same sense of humor
that I have.
But I didn't see the show.
I didn't see the show yet.
What's Jacob Dad's name?
I didn't see the last episode.
What's Jacob Dad's name?
You're talking about Defending Jacob.
Oh, yeah, Jacob.
Oh, shit.
Because you said we're deemed innocent.
I was like, wait, what?
I was talking about Defending Jacob.
Not the real innocent, but they both fought.
Oh, yeah, and Defending Jacob.
What's Jacob Dad's name?
I forgot. Billy the Butcher or some crazy shit. Oh yeah, and defending Jacob. What's Jacob's dad name? I forgot.
Billy the Butcher, some crazy shit.
Yeah, some shit.
When you turn him.
Serial killer?
Yeah, like episode four, he turned his wife.
I gotta tell you something.
No, I was rolling for about 50 minutes.
Anytime somebody say that in the show,
that's my favorite part of the show.
When you just look to your wife,
I gotta tell you something.
What? I actually did know my dad
Told you this was dead. He's in jail
He stabbed the shit out some little girl and it's funny cuz it's gonna come up cuz they're gonna say we got the murder
Jane now to Jacob is stabbing little stabbing people killing people. Oh my god, go defend the jager. What a joke
Yeah, I'm a job to actually if we're doing TV. what that fucking what's the shit called with
the British dude with the stalker lady I need more than that it just came out it
was fucking they reindeer baby reindeer oh y'all said it went left you didn't
tell me what like they should have put a massive trigger warning at the beginning of this fucking episode
oh you're not talking to me I came in here and slammed that show after episode one and never watched it again.
I've never watched that show.
By episode four, it's the most, there's like brutal.
It's disturbing.
Fucking.
Male rapes scene.
Yes.
Yeah.
No, I'm good.
Fucking disturbing.
Yeah.
They should have trigger warning something in there.
I'm going to pass on that.
Yeah, I recommend that you pass on that.
Yeah, I'm good.
That shit is foul.
You can watch that show for 20 minutes
and see that you don't need to watch that show.
It kind of pulled you in.
What is it called?
Baby Reindeer.
Yeah.
It kind of pulled you in.
Because it wasn't that, like, each episode wasn't that long.
So you could, like, binge it.
And it's only seven episodes.
So you go down a spiral with it.
I'm going to tell you what they told all the musicians
back in my day.
Hey, niggas know they like the song in the first few seconds.
First 20 seconds.
That's true.
Puff said, yo, he cut it off.
We might not get to what you're doing episodically.
If your first episode don't hit.
In that very first episode, he's bugging.
And she's bugging.
That was the other show that y'all kept trying to,
the Carmichael shit you kept trying to tell us to watch.
Like, yo, we don't need that.
I never went back.
You lose me that early in the show,
it could be the best shit in the world after that.
I'm not gonna know.
You know what's the sad part?
You're right because it did end up getting better.
Good for him.
Good for him.
You right.
But that's what happens.
Like if you lose somebody, or if you get me early enough,
I'll be invested enough to see how it play out.
Now it's time for you to lose me.
There was like five minute long brutal assault scenes in this show
and no one spoke about that shit well they kept the secret I don't like that
secret yeah fucked our whole fucking Friday night up yeah it was it was
disturbing that shit is foul you didn't talk about it. I want to revisit my Lucky Day take from last podcast.
Okay.
Same.
That helps a lot.
Everyone, I think, needs to.
Yeah.
There's a song you can fuck to.
There's a couple songs you can fuck to.
Yeah, there is.
Top.
Now, this is what happened for me.
Expectations.
Which I hate.
I'm going to get to that portion of my take, but the songs that I purchased from him
when I purchased the album didn't play
when I let the album play.
So it went from track one, two, three, four, and five
wasn't there.
So over the weekend I hit the show complete album button
and let it play.
And God damn, that album is ridiculous.
I've mapped this one out.
Go ahead. That album is.
I said, Joe don't like no fucking experimental shit.
We give him a little bit, he's gonna love that shit. Yeah because right like the three songs is
missing out my shit and then on release day I'm such a lucky Dave fan that I'm
hitting the shit I'm listening all right I'm hitting the shit I'm listening but
when you just let it play and go on the journey that he intended you to go on
that last song he was trying to get a Purple Rain out. I was like, nigga, you missed the guitar solo in the record?
Diamond and Till song?
Whatever the last song was.
Whatever the last song was, he just stopped early.
That, what he did, amazing.
I have no problem with if somebody's going to go different, it being like some really, really, really amazing shit.
So I apologize to Lucky Day.
Phenomenal project.
I still would've liked a little more to fuck to.
I wouldn't.
But there is something on there to fuck to.
I'll fuck you some guitars.
No, that whole album's amazing.
Let me see, let me go to my Lucky Day album. My Lucky Day album is amazing.
My Lucky Day album.
Pin into Top.
Pin into Top.
That wasn't there for me originally.
Even now, Track 2, I got a complete album.
Let me see.
Blame me into Think Different.
Fire.
Algorithm into Blame.
I love Algorithm.
Fire. Actually, it's Pin Top, Algorithm, Bl. I love Algorithm into blame. Fire.
Actually, it's pen-top Algorithm blame, think different.
He bugged out.
Algorithm is fire.
There ain't really no trash except for the one that was super Anderson Paci.
Yes.
And I agree with you there.
It sounds like he was writing that for him.
He was another joint though.
Is it Paralyze or something?
Oh, nah. Come on, man. This is when him and Shorty was
talking that shit. I thought they was trying to folk music me out too but when
you start listening to them they talking about they getting to it. They just threw me
off from the whole vibe of the project but it's... That's right I love hearing
Lucky Day do Daniel Caesar. And I'm mad that they ended Daniel Caesar.
His last album was great.
I'm mad that they made that you a single.
He did not end him. He did end him.
He supported some white bitches.
The nigga jumped out and said, yeah, basically I dare you to do something almost.
You know how many niggas support white girls?
Man, niggas support white girls.
He make music too great for niggas to do that.
Anyway. Anyway. Diamonds and Teal, hold up. more white girls he and he make music too great for niggas to do that anyway
anyway diamonds until hold up yeah I might play that as a sleeper they buggy
bug down the end of this record right here I'm fucking it is absolutely what no I'll come in
Yeah, that's how you get jealous it cuz you got Wi-Fi
Oh see and they left a break right there for me
Yeah, I might play this actually sleeper. I ain't gonna lie.
This is it right here.
Oh shit, nah.
He was about to go.
Lucky day, man.
Lucky day.
You did it.
You can say you're bad.
My bad.
That's it.
I apologize.
Wow.
Wow and wow.
And you know why it's wow?
Because he did so great.
I know he's going to give me an EP of music to fuck too.
He is.
He's going to come right back on the deluxe and add something to it.
He's going to be like, I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this.
I'm going to do this. I'm going to do this. I'm going great. I know he's going to give me an EP of music to fuck too.
He is.
He's going to come right back on a deluxe
and add something for you to have sex with.
He is.
Go Lucky Day.
It's fucking weird ass album cover.
But I see what he did.
He did it.
He put the whole picture together.
He put the picture together.
He did.
What else do I have here?
That's important.
Fulio's page is still posting.
Yeah that was crazy. That's creepy. I wish they would stop. Whoever's doing that, please stop.
I wish they would stop. Please stop. What are they posting? It don't even matter.
Well I mean sometimes the page turns into a tribute page.
They're posting as if he's alive.
Oh that's weird. Okay fine.
I want you to just listen to us for a change and just shut the hell up.
Okay, shut up.
What are you supposed to say?
You might have a good reason.
No, fuck that.
Stop posting if you're dead.
I was asking a question.
Give me your Instagram login.
No.
No.
I would defame you, I would everything after you.
It would be looking nuts.
What else is here? What else is here? I would defend you or everything. It will be looking nuts Did that lucky day walk back did that weird st. John I would just love to know I would just love to know where st.
John is do y'all want to get into PND Chris?
Versus Chris Brown Bryson tiller and Jeremiah
Why would PND wake up?
That's the thing about niggas that's sensitive.
Come on, let's talk about it.
Jeremiah Bryson Tiller, Chris Brown do a video.
In the video, the feature lady is an ex
of party next doors.
He sees that, immediately gets active,
says you 30 plus still doing videos broke ass bitch
Then he said uh
I'm gonna learn them. I'm gonna make y'all cry. I'm gonna make i'm gonna make chris brown
The chris brown, yeah, not another one. No him that same one
That chris brown jeremiah and bryson tiller i'm gonna make them pay
Because they hired his ex yes to be in the video.
Yes.
Yep.
Seems a little excessive.
Yeah. Slightly.
And that's my issue with the niggas
that make toxic male R&B.
Cause y'all niggas be as sensitive as Kleenex.
But I listen to the songs and y'all getting y'all shit on.
Oh, I flew into Miami, fuck the sister.
Hello, I've been up with the Vegas,
had an aunt and a thing there.
I fucked the whole family.
Like, y'all do that and a nigga can't even put your...
Girl in the video.
Ex, your ex.
Yeah.
In a video.
With all of the niggas in your lane that's active.
You think your ex is saying no to Bryson Tiller, Chris Brown and Jeremiah?
Have you ever heard their catalog together?
And it's a music video.
It's on a portal.
Yeah.
And you know that Chris Brown has a team of people that notify him when he needs to
smack the shit out of one of y'all R&B
niggas. That is true. Andy Mike. Soon as I seen that party tweet, I put my watch to LA time.
Oh, this is still a little early. Niggas asleep. I knew I needed to know when I seen the Chris
Brown tweet. Yep. The fact that he tweeted told me what I needed to know. He didn't even tweet.
What did the tweet say?
No, nigga, don't call trying to clear things up behind the scenes.
Apologize to me publicly.
Or I'll see you when I see you.
Or keep that same energy when I see you.
And sure enough, not too long after,
we got a public apology from Party Next Door.
Just as loud as a disrespect. And he tried to be cool about it still. Not too long after, we got a public apology from Party Next Door.
Just as loud as a disrespect.
And he tried to be cool about it still.
Yo, I just let y'all know I got nothing but love
for CB, Bryson Tiller, and Jeremiah.
I bugged out or whatever it was.
It was like the macho apology.
It was like as a man, I was wrong, and you know, I had to.
You niggas man.
Over the video. And don't be named party next door
if you're gonna be mad when the niggas next door
have a party.
Yeah.
Hey, your chick come.
Your whole world.
Your chick wanted to go next door.
She like to party.
Don't do that, you gotta be respectful.
Hey, a few years back, I lived next to Spin King
and his brother on the rooftop.
Some days my rooftop is lit,
some days theirs was lit.
And their LEDs might've looked better than mine
for a month, till I went to Lowe's.
Till I went to Lowe's.
That's why you went.
Yeah, that's why you went.
They was killin' it.
They was killin' it.
You ain't like that shit, bro.
Relax.
No, no.
He thought the old fire tricks was gonna work.
No, it's LEDs now.
Yo, I do not miss those days, boy.
You go to Lowe's when you in the rooftop battle,
get some shit, then you fuck something up
when you get back, now you gotta run back to Lowe's.
That was a mess.
Now, maybe to get back,
you have something on your deck one day.
And now?
And next week, she over on the other deck.
What happened to me?
She like decks.
Yeah, tell your story separate from me, because then the fans might think that something like
that happened to me.
Look at this nigga ego.
Tell your story separate from my story.
This nigga ego.
I ain't never look over and see something that was just over here now, because I can
hop this.
Short joke.
What are you talking about?
That beats suck when you look over the thing and niggas got heat over there.
New heat.
You don't even know this heat.
You don't even know this heat.
You don't even know this heat.
You don't even know this heat.
You don't even know this heat.
You don't even know this heat.
You don't even know this heat. You don't even know this heat. You don't even know this heat. You don't even know this heat. You don't even know this heat. What the fuck you talking about?
That be suck when you look over the thing and niggas got heat over there.
New heat, you don't even know this heat.
You gotta start playing some slaps.
No, you just go inside.
Why you so quiet nigga, talk.
I'm chilling.
I love, love, love, love, love.
What you gonna do if your heat over there?
Observe.
I said, if your heat was over there.
Oh, my heat would have been over there. Oh, my heat wouldn't have been over there.
That's not my question.
You could bring over some tuna casserole there.
You got some sugar.
None of my heat would play with me like that.
But not like that.
That's why I like having the little A T psycho on me.
I like that.
You're going to go to the rooftop next door like I'm not a homebody?
There's plenty of rooftops.
I'm not saying it can't happen,
but next door while I'm an introvert.
I'm a see, I'm home.
I have dogs.
Brooklyn was alive.
It would jump right over this fucking thing.
It would push all this shit down.
It would turn it up.
And this men king in them was friendly.
So they, hey, you guys want some a drink?
Come on over.
Like, I will.
I'm just, I'm just joking.
Yo, hey, as a matter of fact,
I am a little part of this.
I will come over there.
Joe, nice to meet you.
Nah, you can't do that.
You gotta watch how you meet joints
at another niggas roof.
You just, you just couldn't,
Joe, nice to meet you, nice to meet me Joe nice to meet you nice to meet you
Nice to meet you. Yeah, but even that's gonna look like a move to me
This is fun rooftop rules with the joints
Kick you down the stairs you coming in doing
You coming in and doing, I'm Ish, nice to meet you.
Ish, nice to meet you.
Yo, I'm Ish, nice to meet you.
Look at him in the eyes though.
Yeah, get your fucking eyes out here.
Get your ass out of here, nigga.
Wait, Ish, if you walking,
you introducing yourself to all the girls in here?
You've seen me in some places.
And I'm slapping that nigga's hot dog out his hand.
I'm not going off.
As soon as he drop,
back in the ass.
Get that hot dog out your hand.
You're gonna lick his lips?
Nah, Ish, you have to jump in.
Slap the hot dog.
Yeah.
Get your ass out.
Cause this is the cold time.
Let me light the hookah for you.
Get out of here. I'm in the corner, yo. What was I at? Oh, my list, the hookah for you. Get out of here.
What was I at? Oh, my list, my list, my list. What do I have on the list here?
Were we done with that party? Chris Brown stuff party? You did the right thing.
Yeah, you did the right thing. Huge fan. Love your last project. Leave Chris Brown alone.
Yeah. And he and Brighton Till ain't even bothering nobody. And Jeremiah's on bullshit too.
That nigga went on tour
Was there he went on tour without him? Yeah
Why would you want to agitate somebody who will organize a tour and send someone that's not him to go?
Why would you want to do that? I would leave him alone that word party's crazy. Um, I want to bring up tampering.
Oh. Well first, how do you feel? I've been getting a lot of Sixer fans in my texts.
I feel great. I've been getting a lot of Sixer fans in my texts feel amazing. It's a great move. I'll clear out.
It's a couple great moves.
I'll clear out and allow the Sixer fan,
Iso, before I come in with hate.
I love the move, I'm glad it happened.
Which move?
Made a few moves.
Andre Drummond, Eric Gordon, Paul George.
Tobias Harris. And you Paul George, Tobias Harris.
And you got rid of Tobias Harris.
The first move that I'm-
Tyrese Maxx extension.
Right to Detroit.
But yeah, no, I, it ain't even much to say, but we, this is, I feel like what we've been,
we needed a Paul George as player.
If we get 70% Paul George, I think that's enough for us.
Enough to do what?
To make it past that damn second round hump
and really become a threat out here.
I agree.
Barring injury.
Yeah, well, baring injury.
That's a big one.
That's a big one.
Barring injury, they look really good, yo.
Barring injury, they look good.
Yo, Paul George is your third option?
Paul George is not their third option who the third?
Tyrese Maxxie Maxxie be there I
Tyrese Maxxie is not the second option on no team
They pay a million dollars for Paul George agent Paul George right now million dollars a year 34 years old George
They're I think for more defense. No, I think Paul George is the third option
Okay, check this out. Yeah, but it don't matter you got Paul George Maxxie and then be yeah, they Paul George is the third option. Okay, check this out. But it don't matter. You got Paul George, Maxey, and then B.
Yeah.
Paul George played D.
I'm not asleep on that Andre Drummond.
No, listen.
No, no, no.
And Andre Drummond is a double, double machine.
He is.
They chasing us.
Like, fam, chasing.
They chasing us.
That's gonna have a problem.
You don't think they just passed y'all with that trait?
I don't think that.
Listen, I'm excited, bro. Not only do I-
Losing heart is the thing, dude.
Nix'll be fine.
Shit.
Nix'll be fine, we'll miss his IQ.
And great that he got a bag.
All them little offensive rebounds and tip outs
and all that shit, you're gonna miss that little shit.
For a team like that, for a team constructed like the Nix,
that's hard nosed, scrappy, all of that shit, that shit help.
Our guard out rebounded the Hill team.
Like I'm not really worried about replacing the rebounding aspect.
But now clap it up.
Y'all chasing us.
That was dope.
Y'all trying.
Y'all are chasing us.
The Andre Drummond signing is because we have guards that out rebounded y'all.
We cleaned Cleveland up and y'all up on the boards.
Andre Drummond now gives y'all a rebounding machine
when Embiid goes down.
And Embiid might go down.
So you do that because you watched the game tape
of when the Knicks won in six.
And I think they gave him no breath.
I was scared when, okay, who no breath?
Drummond. Drummond.
Oh yeah, yeah, no, that was MLE I think.
I was scared when the Sixers was talking about,
hey we trying to get Paul, George and Laurie marketing.
I was like, all right, all right wait a second.
I tweeted, hey how much money do these niggas have left?
Dude.
That's crazy.
I call for tampering.
If the Knicks had to lose the pick or the Dallas Pick turns in the live league because they lost that game. Yeah, no. It should be tampering for Joel Embiid and Paul George to sit side by side at the finals together and commentate.
And then have Joel Embiid say, I taped it, I'll play it if you need me to.
Now you don't gotta play it. And have Joel and Bede say, hey man, I don't know, I think we'll just need some
One more piece. pieces.
That's what he did.
Joel and Bede ain't scheduled that? To be sitting there?
Well you're saying that because they leaked the story of how Paul George and Joel Embiid ended up commentating the finals together and they leaked that story.
Cause why jealousy?
Cause it's temperate jealousy, jealousy, cause temperate is temperate.
It's not temporary. It is temporary. We tampered too. I was about to say,
so you think the Villanova connection just happened.
I think that we tampered as well.
And when we did, Tyrese Halliburton went on a podcast
the next day and said,
if y'all need proof of the Knicks tampering, hit me.
It's in our group chat that we have together.
That was hate.
Oh shit.
All right.
That was crazy.
He said that.
So somebody else need to say
that dumb niggas is tampering them.
Nobody tampered.
Nobody tampered, bro.
And that's all I got.
I'm happy for y'all.
I'll see y'all in the playoffs.
Hopefully Greek Freak or somebody fix y'all up.
Fix y'all up first.
I think the Knicks top to bottom are still better than the Sixers.
The Celtics, I want to clap it up for Jason Tatum.
315 million over five years.
I'm clapping it up for him. Shout out to Jason
Tatum, friend of the show. Couldn't have happened to a better guy. They also locked up Derek
White.
And they're trying to sell the franchise now, right?
And now, yeah, they're trying to sell the franchise. Pardon me. Boston starting five
now makes close to a billion dollars. And that's where the league is going. Jason Tatum also our first 70 million a year player
in the final year of that deal.
He will be making $70 million.
God damn.
Told y'all that that's where it was going.
You said it.
And that's just the beginning.
All that little TV money and shit coming in.
That is just the beginning, boy.
Shout out to Chris Paul
over on Chris Paul assists for the next year
Chris Paul is with webbing Yana in San Antonio. He just brought it
Watch this as a pop fan. Let's go price first first fan back in the day. It puts me in precarious position
Why? Because I've been a notorious Chris Paul.
Chris Paul.
It's a great fit though.
And they talking about getting Laurie Marklin.
I can't wait to see where Laurie Marklin go
because he only make, he make 15 million this final,
this final year, last, last year in a deal.
Anybody is taking him for a 15 million.
But it's going to be scary because what you might have
to give up for him not to re-sign. That niggas going max or close to max you got damn right here
So long as the sixes might have him for a year
Long as the Sixers can't get Paul George and Laurie marketing. I'm fine. I'm Utah fix that up
Yeah, I should only got that boy that um
The kid from Dallas he would have fit with y'all the kid from Dallas the center from Orlando
The center market dried up by the time quick Hardenstein win. Oh god. It's only five of them out there anyway
That's gonna hurt. That's gonna hurt. We'll be fine. Any feelings are clay Thompson to the Mavs. I like that. I
Was gonna come in and ask y'all who side of y'all on clay Thompson or the Warriors in terms of
The Warriors are saying hey this is all we got is we can't pay you like this that's it we've
we've paid you we paid you the four-year extension when you were injured for two
of them that we gave you two big big big big big deals and we still offered you
an extension this with this past year to which you denied decline Clay is saying
Fuck basketball. I've meant more to this organization
I've taken y'all from X amount of dollars to y'all selling for whatever they sold for billions of billions
I think they are the after the Cowboys they they are the most second franchise. They second. Yeah
at nine billion
Eight eight Cowboys then it's theboys, then it's the Warriors,
and then it's the Knicks, Yankees, and Lakers
all bunched in together.
I didn't realize that.
Mm-hmm.
So Clay is looking at it, I don't want to speak for him,
but who cares if this was my worst career year statistically?
I'm a part of the thread that built the building.
Yeah, history.
Pay me no matter what. Whose side are y'all on in that? The Warriors. Yeah, history. Pay me no matter what.
Whose side are y'all on in that?
The Warriors.
Yeah, I'm on the Warriors side.
I'm 50-50.
This is business.
I'm 50-50.
I'm on the Warriors side because the last extension
that we gave you, people were arguing
that you didn't deserve that one.
How many times we gotta keep looking you out?
You get what I'm saying?
Like, yo, you are not the same player.
So again, we running a business. He still averages 18. Can't defend like he used to. You get what I'm saying? Like, yo, you are not the same player. So again, we run in a business.
He still averages 18.
Can't defend like he used to.
I get that.
No, I'm just saying.
No, no, you're right.
And now the league is getting younger.
The Golden State Warriors are getting worse.
But he's...
Somebody getting shot over there?
Somebody got a gun?
Exactly.
Hey, all right.
Really, man.
You know what I'm saying?
You're on the worse side.
I'm on the worse side.
You're on the worse side.
He not the same Clay.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, yo, Clay Thompson has been Clay Thompson.
We've paid you.
We've maxed you out before.
We are indebted to you for what you and Steph did to the organization, but at some point
that got to run out when you started to put business before that.
Well, this might be what he deem as being indebted.
Make me hold on my last run.
Man, we've made you.
I get what you're saying, but.
You could come back and retire here.
Still at not full peak, he's still averaging 18.
He's still contributing.
Who's to say that next year he might not be a little
so we could go more fit.
Cool.
But us paying you now harms the organization and it'll help our chance
I'm not gonna pay you to harm everybody else all right y'all did a y'all unpack
it I do want to hear from you about the Rose into the Lakers um it's all depend
on how a Dio like I don't even think I don't even think that I think I think it depends on
the rock the road I brown won't play I think if Brown want to release a little
bit of like you gotta let niggas rock like the Rose into somebody that need
the ball to be effective you can't just have him playing off the ball like that
we gotta see.
I think he's gonna have to just play that point guard.
Who?
Braun.
I think-
But then he monopolizes the ball too much.
He hold the ball too much.
I think I let the ball move around
so DeRozan can be effective.
That's my take.
JJ Reddick-
Hey, that's Tamper and Two by the way.
DeRozan to the Lakers.
We gonna throw Tamper in out there.
I'm gonna call that Tamper and Two.
That nigga was at the Kendrick pop out show
with Braun and all them niggas there.
He from LA.
He from LA?
So?
He wanna come home.
And he's only told everybody with ears that
since before the Chicago contract.
I'm just letting you go.
He's been begging the Lakers to come take him.
You put tampering on us, I'm putting tampering on you.
I hate to tell somebody else to put some tampering on me.
I think Kevin Love coming home too.
Y'all need to lose some drafts.
No we don't. I think Kevin Love coming home too. Y'all need to lose some drafts. No, we don't.
I think Kevin Love coming home.
He just opted out.
Who the fuck don't understand?
Who the fuck picked these niggas out?
From LA.
He a surfer kid from LA.
Kevin Love is from LA.
He just opted out of a deal in Florida
where you don't pay state tax and you in Miami.
Where the fuck you wanna go?
Home.
Texas is only the next best place.
You don't wanna go to Texas,
you don't wanna go to Texas.
I don't have any more in sports that I need to get to.
I don't really have anything else on my list
that I need to get to.
Bronny?
What about him?
People's thoughts on it.
It's been dominating the news all weekend.
What has?
What about him? Some people say it's nepotism, some people say it on it. It's been dominating the news all weekend. What has? What about them?
Some people say it's nepotism,
some people say it's not.
It's been a come back.
Didn't we have to talk about this?
We talked about this.
We had to talk here.
Here, we got to it.
Not really.
Yo, it's cool.
It is nepotism, I support it.
I think it's nepotism too.
If there's anybody that should have it,
I think LeBron should have it.
I think, I'm not mad.
My thing is, yo, call it what it is.
Like, we don't got a tip toe to please nobody
if it's nepotism is fucking nepotism.
So?
You get what I'm saying?
Like that's my, like Ryan Clark said, it's not nepotism.
It's a glaring example of nepotism.
I couldn't disagree with him more.
And it's not like his son doesn't have talent and skill.
So it'd be different if his kid was just totally
just out of the loop and just not a good player at all. This kid is a player and he has room to grow and then you went to your job before and told him to hire
You're alcohol
And I don't care if he couldn't play at all
Yeah, like yo money got me in the president of the United States was elected on nepotism
George W Bush was elected on that but get the fuck out my face my nigga this boy
Deserves a job cuz if my father put seats in the building.
Y'all owe me.
You better be glad I just got him here.
I got some cousins too that might want to ball.
Cousin Jed, cousin Jed, word.
Keep playing, this will be the James gang for real.
Yeah, I don't give a fuck.
Call it what it is, I'm good.
He earned that.
I did tell my mom for a few weeks now
that I would slow down on using the word bitch
or bitches on his pocket.
I did.
That's true.
So if she tell you that in the street, she's right.
I said that.
But.
That's it?
That's just.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I knew a box was coming somewhere. I knew it. Because this one's been on my heart and soul
for a few weeks now.
And it now tosses the mail, but you bitches with these balloons.
Come on.
The red balloon joint?
Come on.
Oh, that shit is funny.
And I tried to say, hey, you ladies with the balloons,
but it ain't that.
What's the balloon?
Y'all seen these bitches with the balloons?
It's the 20 versus 1.
Yeah, it's the new 20 v 1
dating show.
20 women with balloons,
an eligible bachelor comes out, and
whenever the ladies had enough of the bachelor
they popped the balloon.
He wasn't here.
I don't know what y'all doing when I wasn't here. I don't watch your shit.
And then they popped the balloon.
So now that's fine.
I really enjoy the concept.
It's only funny because they are strutting out
dope eligible bachelors.
And the chicks is popping the balloon like, bow!
So they're gonna host.
Why did you pop that?
What was it about him?
I don't know, he just looks too well put together.
Wait.
Yep.
What?
Yeah, I don't know.
I just like, it's something about him.
I don't know.
You talking about the dude that with the dreads, right?
Yeah. Yeah.
Well, I seen this.
That one in particular though.
I seen this one about seven times
where a dude comes out that's fly and he says his job. Yeah, I I've seen that one in particular. I've seen this one about seven times where a dude comes out that's fly
And he says a job. Yeah, I'm an attorney for bow
Wait, why'd you pop your balloon? I don't fuck with attorneys. Oh the other the one other days
I don't fuck with attorneys. You're not keeping it P. You're not keeping it G
I promise you I promise you yeah, I'm not making it up. So now I watch the show
to see the balloon bitches
say something really stupid about an eligible bachelor.
That's all I got.
That's all I got.
It's entertaining.
Check it out.
It's funny when you look at the woman.
That's what you call it?
What?
Entertainer.
Nigga, I'll be cracking up watching this shit, bro.
That should be funny as hell.
It is funny, because them girls, because sometimes the nigga had enough.
Like by the time you get to the fifth chick, they pop the balloon.
Listen, you little fucking hood rat.
Hood rat with your busted shoe. I'd have never fucked you, touched you anyway.
You dumb bum bitch.
It's like the Ninja Turtle nigga.
He's talking about me.
He went off.
He's still going off too.
You're not qualified.
Mel, have you seen the show?
I have.
Or clips of it?
I've seen clips.
Yeah.
Um, I don't know how to, I don't know how,
I can't do anything about that.
Would you do a 20 v 1?
No.
There's no fucking way.
I'm not putting myself in that position.
That's nuts.
If Flip was here, I feel like.
And Flip is not here because he is tending
to something personal.
He is not fired, suspended.
He's not saving your fucking think pieces. Ah something personal. He is not fired, suspended, saved,
your fucking think pieces.
Ah, you should let him think peace, man.
I hate them niggas.
If Flip was here, I feel like he would ask you.
Something invasive.
If you've popped a balloon.
If you've done any popping of balloons recently.
No, Flip would go and say.
Flip would say an unsmoothed.
No, Flip would say, in the room, who balloon you popping?
That's what he would do. He would put all of us on the line.
See, I'm just asking, have you popped a balloon?
Or do you still have yours?
And then I got, uh, I'm moving on some topics.
Yeah, I've popped a balloon.
Mm-hmm.
That's peace. Yeah. Yeah I popped a balloon. Mmhmm. Last piece.
Yeah.
Don't, don't, don't.
Last piece.
Do do do do do do.
Do do do do do do.
There we go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go.
Everybody go. Everybody go. Everybody go. Everybody go. Everybody go. That's the thing about these balloons, boy.
It's so easy to pop.
They don't hold on to them balloons for long.
There's like the oxygen balloon and the helium shake.
In the summertime too.
She look like a triple dust sack on the floor.
That's all you got? You just gonna dance? Alright. That's cool.
I'm still processing.
Still processing?
Still processing.
I understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand.
I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. I don't understand. What don't you understand?
What I'm still processing?
I don't know.
I feel like my fight or flight instincts are still kind of fucking on a hundred thousand
trillion right now.
He's a bear?
Oh shit. No, he was the He's a bear? Oh shit.
No, he was the man in the situation.
Oh, okay.
That's peace?
Mm-hmm.
Try to fly anything else or you leaving it alone?
It's gonna leave you alone.
Let me marinate with it and then regale you with my tail
once I've put it all together. That's how you know she's on bullshit then regale you with my tail once I've put it all together.
That's how you know she was on bullshit.
Regale you with my tail.
Let me regale you with my tail.
That's been your problem.
Regaling the tail.
Regaling that tail.
You've been outside regaling that tail around.
Regaling that tail around. Regale that tail.
It's time to regale that tail back in the house.
Sit your ass down.
That's exactly what I'm going to do.
Regale that tail.
It's funny.
That is hilarious.
That's how I know you was on Bullshit, man.
That ain't even how you answer after you pop the balloon.
Oh, I'll regale you.
Had another time on Woo-Wee Gal the Tale.
Stop talking like Game of Thrones.
Oh, shit.
The Wolf and the Dragon.
Wolf and Dragon.
The Wolf and Dragon, wolf and dragon wolf and dragon
House of the dragons new episode came out
Who cares y'all the only ones hyping it up still I don't hear a word about that shit on that
It's not true. I don't see a peep. It's lit. I see algorithm. I see when niggas say, oh, it's almost time
I gotta get off the net shows coming on but then that's coming on. But then I never hear from them again.
I know what that means.
They'll never come on.
Hey, when Game of Thrones was out,
couldn't escape you Throneys.
Oh my God, I gotta watch all the red wedding.
Oh my God, Daniel did it.
Nathaniel, how could they let him win the Thrones?
Nathaniel.
Who the fuck is he?
Whoever he is.
Nathaniel.
Now I don't hear her peep.
That's early in the show.
I hear more about Tommy than Game of Thrones.
No, no, fuck, no, tell him.
As I do.
As I do.
No, you don't.
Sorry.
All right, don't disrespect him.
Sorry, issue that's the premiere.
It's been to all the premieres.
So.
You should be about premiered out.
All right.
All right. The young thug trial.
Yes. The judge has been removed for witness intimidation or no, the judge is under investigation
for witness tampering, witness intimidation. So they brought in, they put the trial on
pause. The trial is paused. They're bringing in a new judge to decide whether or not he should be recused.
And he should be.
He should be because Woody told them niggas,
no, I don't want to testify.
Or he got up there and said some shit.
Then they had a private meeting with Woody and his lawyer.
And then the next day Woody testified and told some shit
that he didn't want to say.
Sounds like a set.
And a lawyer.
And then he gave the lawyer what,
30 days, but he had to do weekends and some shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Got the lawyer some jail time.
Because he didn't want to talk about the secret meeting
about what took place over the weekend.
And the lawyer had a lawyer union,
and they all showed up the next morning.
So yeah, Judge, you can't just do what you want up here.
One, and two, I don't know how I would feel about this
if I'm Young Thug.
If I'm Young Thug, I don't know how I would feel about this if I'm young thug If I'm young thug, I don't know if I want if I'm showing up to this trial wanting this trial to kind of
Get on already or if I want to just keep interrupting with shit that's going to lay it he been it's over a year already
I think I think you fucking with anything that's gonna get you home. So whatever but
anything that's gonna get you home. So whatever heightens your chances of coming home,
you with that.
Nigga, I'm already sitting.
So it ain't, you know what I'm saying?
I wonder if Britney Grinders is still smoking vapes.
Nigga. Good, very good question.
I wanna know.
Of course she is.
She is.
Ooh. I don't know.
I don't know, that experience might turn them up.
I might never wanna see her.
I'm more curious if she's getting on flights.
Cause I might stay right here and smoke my little vape
in America.
Wasn't she just a part of the Olympic team?
Yeah, I'm not going.
I wouldn't go.
Would you all be on a neighborhood chat
for your town, like your block, your cul-de-sac,
whatever you live on?
Would you be on a chat through a third party
app with all of your neighbors to kind of guard the neighborhood the right way.
They have apps like that.
Yeah, next door.
I'm aware, that's why I'm asking.
Yeah, I probably would.
Yes.
I have that.
Yes for you.
Yes.
Yes-ish.
I doubt it.
E, yes, male.
I've been active on Nextdoor, yep.
I don't know.
That's one of the apps.
Didn't we tell you to regale that tail?
They're active Nextdoor. I don't know. That's one of the apps. Didn't we tell you to regale that tail?
They're active next door.
Next door is the name of it?
Interesting.
I don't know if I would.
I don't think I would.
I wouldn't do it.
I wouldn't do it.
I'd be friendly with my dad.
I've seen all kinds of shit, like suspicious person
in the neighborhood, and you sitting in the other side.
Package pirates.
Yeah.
You gotta talk on it.
Take the picture of the rain camp. this person is doing X-Pause.
All of that sound fly.
No it don't.
Oh, get your shit off.
Who determines who's suspicious and who ain't?
If a motherfucker walking up and down the street pulling on the handles of the car doors
and you see him, that's suspicious.
That's something different.
That's not something, that's what we're talking about.
That's what we're talking about.
That ain't suspicious, that's a crook.
I'm talking about, that's a potential thief.
He talking about somebody that did not do anything.
I'm talking about somebody walking's what we're talking about. That ain't suspicious. That's a crook. I'm talking about that's a potential thief
He's talking about somebody that I'm talking about somebody walking down the street that looks suspicious
But that's even more recent to be in the chat, no
To be like y'all bugging
You gotta use your own judgment. I'll respond to that though
We we all live here Trayvon Martin So suspicious is somebody that don't live here.
Or that don't look here. Why is that suspicious? You see what I'm saying? Because that's, it's a fine line now.
Treyvon Martin's walking down the street with the Skittles in Arizona and somebody in that
neighborhood thought he looked suspicious. No, the head of the little PTA team, because George was
the head of the neighborhood. He thought he looked suspicious. But don't you think you would want to be in that chat
to be like, nah, he's not a kid out there doing some shit?
You could maybe talk some sense into the crazy neighborhood.
I just think that it depends on what somebody's definition
of suspicious is.
That's exactly why I asked though,
because what if you in the neighborhood chat
and you're watching the community
and then one of the neighbors say something like, that's these fucking niggas from these third world countries.
You want to know that stuff?
Yeah.
I've actually experienced that and I want to know.
You want to know what?
I want to know if this fucking dude is a racist in the neighborhood.
I want to know homie at 3B is a piece of shit.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
I want to know homie down the block is a stereotyper.
That's why I need space between the houses. I need space between my houses. Yeah, I want to know how to get me down the block is a stereotype.
That's why I need space between the houses. I need space between my houses.
I ain't gonna lie.
I've seen too many neighbors die just knocking on the neighbor's door for
what should be a normal neighbor complaining, start shooting through the doors.
And a little funny time, cool.
I need space between them.
I need space.
I mean, to Parks's point, especially when you start having kids,
you would definitely wanna know where somebody stands.
If you don't have kids, I don't give a fuck where you stand.
But if I have kids, then I wanna know where you stand
so that I can make my kid be aware of
don't go on that person's yard, don't do this.
You're not spending the night at their house.
You know what I'm saying?
So those types of things are important,
but outside of that.
I want to know everything about the neighborhood.
I used to go online and check to see how many sex offenders
was in the area and all that.
I want to know all that shit.
I've done that.
I found out the person that lived next door to my mom
was up there for some reason.
I said, hey, man, yo, the dude right there,
because my mother watches my daughter.
Oh, wow.
On a certain day, hey, listen, I just found out XYZ, so just, I mean, not saying she would let out of sight,
but keep your eyes open.
Oh yeah, that's what's happening on Defending Jacob.
The sex predator dude is in the park
looking at little boys while Jacob's on trial,
and they're trying to say he's the one that really did it.
You're gonna be so mad.
Don't play with me.
I heard you say that,
and that made me want to chill for a minute,
but I gotta see it.
You should finish it.
You should finish it.
Jacob is a weird little white boy though.
What is this on?
It's on Apple.
Apple.
Jacob is a weird little, I told my mom to watch the show last night.
Jacob is a weird little white boy.
He was.
And in episode one he comes off, the whole family comes off as prestigious and brilliant.
The kid is brilliant in episode one.
By episode two, this nigga's a little weird white boy killer.
Like he lost all the brilliant shit. there's some good conversations that we can have
once you finish but he made me mad already I'll throw in a little bit of
just a pinch of gender war ism we don't have to drag this but it's a question
for the panel if a couple is on break
If a couple is on break,
do you guys think it is common
for the man to be fucking something
while she let her hurt out? Or?
That shit oozed out.
Every gale down.
Every gale down.
We can see it. Every gale that hurt out. We can boozed out. Every girl doubted. We could see it. That niggas fucked you up.
Keep going. Niggas hurt you girl. Keep going. Do you think it's common for a man to be hitting something
while actively trying to get his girl back? Yeah. Yes. Park says yes. Ice says yes. Yeah I think both.
says yes, and Ice says yes. Yeah, I think both.
Both what?
The man and the woman be fucking.
OK.
Imani.
I think yes, and I think multiple women at that.
But I'm hurt.
The fuck?
You're hurt when you interrupt the question at,
do you think men will be fucking and jumping and say yes
before the question's finished?
They didn't do that.
OK. It's that. Okay.
It's okay.
Yes.
Okay.
That's it.
Okay.
And let me ask.
Stop.
How long has the break been?
Shit, a week.
Oh, no.
Two weeks, a month.
I'm not putting a time limit on it.
But do you think a man could be fucking something
while actively trying to get his girl back?
Yes.
My answer is yes.
Joe, that matters.
What?
What is she saying that matters?
Time matters.
I know a motherfucker who got in bed
24 hours after the breakup.
She comes to the house.
That matters.
Time matters.
And he's like, you said we were on a break.
You break up with some, you guys go on a break,
and the very next day, you're fucking someone.
Y'all being too call-timers right now,
you're making it emotional.
Listen, the break been here for a month, now what?
Oh, no, you're fucking.
We fucking.
OK.
If you don't get your act together,
I might be fucking gone.
What the fuck you talking about, nigga?
And we ain't just fucking, we fucking good too, like.
Stroke.
Balls deep.
Yeah, we balls deep.
Which leads to my next question and then I'm out of here.
And this is why I think women
should not look through guys' phones.
I don't think nobody should.
I don't think nobody should.
Yeah, that's true.
But go ahead.
But if you happen to peruse
and you see a man, your man, saying to someone,
yo, I love fucking you.
I think that how women interpret that
is very different from what it means.
There's no commas, right?
I was gonna say, the punctuation is,
No, it's not.
Is it missing? I fucking love you. Or I love, there's no commas, right? I was going to say, the punctuation, is it missing? No, it's not, I fucking love you, or I love,
there's no commas in there, it's I love fucking you.
That's the end.
Women will read that and think that you love fucking her.
Oh, I, please help me.
What the other interpretation of I love fucking you is.
Let him go, let him go.
Okay, yeah.
Wait, I didn't hear what you said.
I was gonna say, I said, I don't know how else to interpret
or how another human being would interpret
I love fucking you other than I love fucking you.
And in my opinion, that's how you continue to be tripped up.
Okay, how does, how should one?
You are the king of gas lights, my friend.
Fucking amazing.
Wait, how?
How could it be?
How could it be?
That is how she gets tripped up.
I want him to finish.
That's what I would do.
I want to hear the other way that that could mean.
How should it be interpreted?
What else could that mean?
Now what else could that mean?
Yeah. Joe, I ain't going to lie.
You be honest.
Bullshit.
I stand in this.
No, no, no, no.
I'm going to hear the first.
Ten toes down.
That's why I gave you the king of the gaslighter crown.
In bullshit.
I stand in this.
When men are fucking someone or courting someone or have some loose relationships with someone
that they really don't give two fucks
about.
Pussy good though.
Then I think that you just can say anything and it have no meaning.
So I think you say to the girl that you are having a fuck ship with just in that conversation.
I love fucking you. You're telling that to that person
that you're having the casual fuck shit with.
That is not for anyone else to read from your phone
and interpret to mean, hey, I really love fucking you.
I'm saying that men say things that they do not mean
to women that they sleep with casually all the time.
So y'all sitting here with these stupid ass
fucking podcast faces that y'all do
when you wanna, when you wanna,
when y'all wanna come off normal,
what else could it possibly mean?
Niggas say things they don't mean all the time.
So now you gotta see your fucking point.
So you girl should not be in your phone reading, reading you say I love fucking you and take it to me
I love fucking you know so crazy about this why you could like fucking the girl
You love the girl, but I like fucking you that so I could mean that she don't know that
He really didn't mean it or he really did which is why she shouldn't be
Interpreted shit that you say in your fucking phone.
In this situation, do you actually like
fucking the fuck, buddy?
That's a new question.
It's a very fucking relevant question.
So that means you mean it.
Not only is that a new question,
but you will not be privy to any of that information.
A little invasive.
Yeah, I'm only talking about typing something
to a girl that you have a fuck shit with casually and
then your girl taking that to the grave when she go on your phone and see that you said
that oh my god how could you love fucking somebody else I didn't I just said that you
are a girl with a girl's brain so you're not gonna understand that and I'm standing in
this I don't care about your weird face and weird face nigga you you weird. You weird. No nigga, you weird. You could have just said that from the jump.
I'm not weird at all.
Reverse the situation.
You accidentally.
We can't reverse it,
because I would never be in her phone.
No.
It's not about you.
It's not about you.
It's not about you.
You having a conversation about men and women.
Men check women's phones.
I'm not talking about men and women.
I'm talking about me and women.
Oh, all right. I'm talking about me and women. I'm talking about me and me and women. Oh, all right.
I'm talking about me and women.
If you are saying to a man, I love fucking you,
guess who 100% will never see that happen.
So we don't leave no room up for how I interpret it.
100% that's such bullshit.
No, no, no.
No, it ain't.
I'm with him on that one.
No, it's not bullshit.
I will never 100% see that.
How?
I'm never gonna see that.
Because I'm not looking. Okay.
I'm not going.
We took a general conversation
and put it on two specific people.
Joe said man brain, woman brain.
Yes.
So when you say man brain, woman brain,
you're speaking for men and women.
Not for Joe Button.
Right.
And niggas is going through their girls' phones.
Yes.
And these niggas is beating their girls up
or judging their girl or acting on them.
Enough, enough, this is a fun topic.
Please, with your domestic abuse, niggas is beating their girls up. We're just or acting more. Enough, enough, this is a fun topic. Please, with your domestic abuse,
niggas is beating they girls up.
We're just having fun right now.
We have fun?
We're not having fun if you start talking about niggas
beating they girl up when they go on the phone.
That's not fun-ish.
All right, bro, nevermind.
Okay, and let's just say that men don't go through phones.
But- Niggas do.
Okay, yes, yes they do. 100%.
So I was just saying in this example,
her phone's on the table, the text message just pops up on the screen
and you notice it.
And that is when you see, you know, whatever,
or whatever, you see the exchange.
So it's an accidental kind of site.
Are you speaking, you're not speaking to a current exchange,
you're speaking to seeing the old text.
You're seeing an old exchange.
So that would just be cheating.
You're seeing an old exchange, that's cheating.
We're not talking about that.
Oh. You're seeing an old exchange. So that would just be cheating. You're seeing an old exchange. That's cheating. We're not talking about that.
Oh.
You're seeing an old exchange of somebody saying to somebody.
That's not fatale.
We can't talk about it.
You went through your man's phone after a break
and saw the things that he was talking about during the break.
And saw him say some fuck shit, bro.
I love fucking you.
Oh, come on, man.
That's not, that's in his multiple evidence.
So now you're bringing that up today.
That's fine.
I thought you were talking about during your relationship.
Oh, yeah.
No, that's cheating. No, that's cheating. That's wrong.
That's why I said you need to add a layer to that.
I'm talking about breaks. I'm not talking about infidelity.
No, you're talking about during the break.
Whatever you say to the chick that you met fucking three weeks ago, who cares?
I know that.
It's an admissible evidence.
Who cares what you say?
Oh my God, you know what's beautiful girl
I've seen this year?
Niggas trying to fuck.
Yeah.
Women, I don't think really get that niggas do that.
So I'm standing in your ability to tell the girl
that means absolutely nothing, hey, I love this about you.
You don't even gotta tell a girl that you fucking
that you on a break.
And a girl might get mad about that.
Like literally, like if she, oh, are you single?
Yeah, I'm single.
Your girl at the moment would come back
and probably see that and be mad.
But it was like, I was, we're on a break.
I can say whatever the fuck I want
to this chick that I'm fucking.
Not only that, I'm leaving something in the phone
for you to get mad at so I know when you went in the phone.
See that's your bag.
That's toxic as fuck.
There's no what, I've been with some good actors.
There's no way for you to know she went in the phone
unless you leave something in there that,
yeah, now act cool.
Hey, now act hokie-dory.
It's gonna come out.
Oh, it's gonna come out.
Yeah.
Don't look at me with the crazy eyes.
That just seemed like a lot of headache.
Does sound like a lot of headache.
Y'all never text, I love fucking you to a girl
that you could care less if you was fucking or not?
Yes. Absolutely.
No.
Yes.
Yes, I'll text that.
Have you ever texted something that you didn't mean
to a woman that you didn't really give a fuck about?
Yes. Absolutely.
Yes. Yes.
1000%.
Okay.
Yes.
But if the other person sees it
They not wrong for believing that you said that to the person they are wrong because they should have any of shit
That's true. I'm talking about the belief part that we talking about like they not dumb for saying yo
It's girls that you might say y'all love fucking you that you really love fucking
Don't mean I love the girl
I like fucking you and your pussy is fire. And because you can't separate the two,
you should have stared your ass out my phone
so we wouldn't have to deal with that.
I disagree with that.
And that is why I don't touch girls phones
because I'm not built like that
to see what they gonna say
to some soccer player in London.
So yo, a girl texts a nigga,
yo, your dick is so huge.
I love your dick.
These niggas don't have enough resolve to be like,
yo, you was really lying though.
She gonna say, no, I was really lying to that nigga.
I was just saying that to him to make him, you know.
So you're gonna think you playing the game
till you go on her phone and see that she playing the game.
Oh my God, your dick is five times the size
of the one I'm used to.
Yeah, I love your dick.
It hits the bottom.
And you sitting there. I feel it in my throat. And you gonna be like, yo, she was only lying. She was It hits the bottom. You sitting there.
I feel it in my throat.
And you gonna be like, yo, she was only lying.
She was lying during the break.
Yeah, all right.
You fucking nigga with a dick too big on the brick, then that's the end of me.
I ain't coming back.
Oh, you ain't coming back?
I'm traumatized. Hell no. You shitting me?
Go have fun with your fucking pogo stick.
You come to me when you want to be loved right.
Not when you want all that.
Wait, so what if that happens, right?
But you don't know, but what if she comes back
different sexually, almost like she learned some shit
from a new man.
Oh, seriously, loose.
She gonna hide it.
She gonna hide it?
That's when the nigga be in the bed talking like,
honestly I wanted to ask you,
like why me?
What is this about me?
Niggas do that, that's nasty.
And girls do it too.
Yo, so many girls like you,
I just wanted to know, what is this about me?
What is this about me?
That's making me laugh.
Yo, I meant the trigger warning
to couples listening to this shit.
I meant to say trigger warning
because I didn't want happy couples
to hear any of my toxic bullshit
and start arguing in the car.
Oh, arguing is starting right now.
It is 100% starting right now for this.
They're gonna argue.
Sorry.
They're gonna argue.
I'm done.
So it's interesting right now.
That's fun to text the girl that you don't even know really.
That's just a lie.
Why?
That's fun as hell.
Yo.
How you looking at me?
You laughing in my face.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Nah.
You gonna laugh off, Mike.
You can't laugh off here on camera.
Yeah, laugh with us, nigga.
I got sleepers. Sleeper, no worries. I with us, nigga. I got sleepers.
Me too, no worries.
I got a sleeper, I got a smooth way out for you.
For who?
For anybody who needs it.
Oh, I don't need a...
You definitely fucking...
Nigga, I'm not playing with you.
You know how long I hung out with you?
Yeah.
Don't come here and pod and fucking be mature.
That's what I'm doing, I'm podding.
You know me just to be the biggest liar.
Wait, wait, you never...
I know you text.
A girl that I love fucking,
I'm gonna tell him I love fucking you.
I ain't lying about it.
No, no, I agree with that.
If your pussy was mediocre,
I'm not gonna tell you I love fucking you.
I don't agree with that.
Oh, shut up. Yeah, shut up.
Shut your ass up.
No, I'm just kidding.
Your pussy mediocre, I ain't love fucking you.
He's just not gonna say anything.
I'm not gonna say nothing.
Him, Mr. Talk for 90 minutes on 80.
I could be talking about a whole bunch of different shit.
So what's some of your favorite lies to that girl?
Which girl?
To this girl.
The mid girl.
The one in mid don't really mean it.
I'm not lying about her pussy being great.
But what's some of your favorite lies?
Personality lie.
Personality can be fire.
And Pox can be mediocre.
But give me some of your own.
I don't have no stock lies.
Yes. That was a stock lie. I don't have no stock lies. That was a stock lie.
I don't have no stocks.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it.
Ain't nobody got no stock lies.
I'm going Lucky Day.
There you go.
I'm going Lucky Day.
Walk it back.
Last song on the album, Diamonds and Teal and wow, get this sync button off. I hate the sync button. Yeah and we are a go.
Record is six minutes long I'm letting it all play I'm letting it all play, I'm letting it all play
Y'all might as well grab a drink, light something up, get comfy
In go
I don't need to talk bad on you, never meant to make you feel the full off
I don't need to be religious, nah, don't want to do the most, it's fucked in the mouth
I don't know your reality where we should stand
But I'm missing it all
I love you anyway, I can let it be now
We took it out of the way when it was wrong
Your hip break, your gone
I want to let it out
We caught up, we fight it
Take red dogs, we freeze funny Take red eyes, make free time
I keep on playing along
I'm breaking, shooting out
Words left for us to lose
Is all I want to hear
Diamonds and tears, show me it's real
Oh baby, don't hate me
Ooh, don't hate me
If you say it's real
I'll bet if you will
Oh baby
Ooh, don't hate me
If I burn in your fire
I look in your eye
What more should I do Maybe I do, I can trace about you, yeah
Don't mean to be a night time lover I cherish every day like the rain and shine
Never take you away too long You steal from another, no I won't I don't know we out anywhere, we should stay
But I can't let go, I'll beat you in the place and you let it be no
Until we took it too far to bring you back home
You're hit by me, you know
I want to break your heart
We caught up, don't feel me
Take real toys, it freaks out
I keep on playing along
I'm breaking, shoot right now
What's left for us to lose?
And I only want to have
Diamonds and tears, oh
Only it's real, oh baby
Ooh, don't hate me baby, don't hate me
Don't hate me
If you say it's real, I bet if you will, oh baby
Don't hate me
If I burn in your fire
If I'm not looking out
Don't know what should I do
Maybe I do, what's the taste about you?
I don't know big inside
It's all in the desire
I don't know which lies true
Maybe I do, maybe I'm you Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, baby I do, baby I do
I don't know how to cry, but all it is I
Don't know if it's the last two, maybe I no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, You're the sun in my soul Cause I want you
I want you
My love Oh, yeah Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no He killed that this is how you end the fucking album right here shout the lucky day
We cut it off before you get in his fucking speech bag
Let the chords go
Before we go any further I also want to congratulate Donovan Mitchell on securing the bag
Three years 150 million out to that man.
Also, I'm seeing that DeRozan to the Lakers is not finalized yet.
So I don't know if I spoke prematurely.
And we see that Kevin Love did resign with Miami.
And Kevin Love has resigned withsign with Miami. And Kevin Love has re-signed with Miami.
Dope.
Alright, I'm up.
Young ladies from Georgia, but she's currently playing ball at LSU.
This is Flo J and Lil Wayne, came out a beast. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in the pay go Man, I'm one of the ones, you see the truth You don't gotta respond if you really know I came up from the bottom and now I'm golden
And I thought you the oot, we like shack code We were riding in peace, I'm blocking like
D-Line I'm going up and I cannot look behind
Still do not copy, I'm probably gon' defund They think that I'm stopping, I'm still going
behind I'm a little bit impossible, break out the
obstacle, trying to get money Yeah, we coming like D-Line
When you get to the top, the line is on stop And it isn't much that I get in like Eli
I got bread, I can get you a piece Keep a double, I feel like I'm Reese
Ain't no trouble, I'm keeping the peace
It ain't mad, cause I came out of East
They can't fathom, I came out of Beast
I'm my mama, I came out of Beast
At the top, I'm not looking beneath
You my dawg, we don't gotta compete
All you gotta do is run that check up and get paid
They ain't believe it, now I got me one more win
Yeah, I come from a place where you gotta go eat
If you do it, I do, you a product of me
I done did it again and I'm not in my P
If you gang, then we gang and you ride the seat
I'm a millionaire and I don't got a degree
I done got me a natty, I got me a ring
I ain't switching no sides, I'ma ride with my 10
I ain't got nothing to prove
But I do got me something to lose
I won't stop, man, you got me confused
Cause they keeping my face on the news
Man, I'm the biggest foe in the world
If you working for this and they follow your lap
Then you really got what you deserve
And I go to LSU and I be reppin' it like I'm Joe Burns
When I slide into Mazze, I gotta keep checkin', it gotta be
Thursdays, and ain't no more revenues, ain't no more
talkin', and ain't no referrals
They been takin' my flow, they ain't givin' it back
I done give me a burn, yeah
I don't get scared, let me clutch my purse
I'm the hottest rapper in it, leave the game inside of her
They hatin' in my own circle
Gold, yellow, I got my own purple
You the greatest, we's that baby, she eat the babies Yeah, she eat the babies like she was craving I'ma have trigger, y'all need to shave me I'ma have dinner, I don't even play the key
On your beat day, happy belated Every day D-Day, cause I fuck her daily
Drill locks all blind like I'm Australian Rappin' that LSU like I'm JoBaro
Sorry, not sorry, I'm tired of sorrow In the Ferrari, we gotta get a lot of these
niggas in message cause I'm like Renato Chain big big boppy Diamonds be talkin', diamonds be sparklin'
Like Coach Malky, I'm big fire, that's big for flogging
Life is a bitch, this bitch so gorgeous, ooh You might thought we ain't gotta compete
And all of y'all just a product of me A billion and I ain't got a degree
Don't really care cause I'm a thousand degrees Puttin' in the air, I'm a climbing beast
Lotta ass weed at Holla and scream Diamonds gon' bleed, they pop, I'ma scream
Scream them cars, that chopper gon' ring Yellow girl got my arm hurt, but where the
drape go? Tell my arm hurtin' Better make pop, I'm screamin' Screamin' them cars, that chopper gon' ring Y'all a girl, got my own pervert Work the drake, go tell my arm hurtin'
Better make sure you're alone workin'
Put a halo on your life, a turban
I'm from New Orleans, we be right on bourbon
Weezer, baby, and my diaper dirty
It's a dirty game, had to wipe my jersey
Screamin', fuck the world like a virgin, let's own shit
Don't make the good girl so bad
Yeah, big four, big five, two times, papa
Don't make the good girl so bad, no
And again, that record just came out of beast, Flo J, Lil Wayne
I'm going to Philly, R.J. Payne, Sweet Suffering
Yeah, hell raiser
It's Payne, G.I. Lo Pointe
Watch this.
You see I'm destined to win, let the lesson begin.
I slept in a gym just to raise the fucking bar.
I've been stretching my limbs.
Look at the dope I inject in my pen.
I've awoken my borer sipping coconut water, protecting my skin.
I work as hard as the Mexican men.
That's a winner's mark.
I done peeled the skin off the shark, all I left was the fins
I'm cooking up, I been cheffing again I'm vegan so I don't eat the flesh
But when I'm hungry I guess it depends This payback's a respect, my revenge
Get this correct, dissing me is disrespect Like you stepped on my Thames
The sniper, one eye next to the lens And that shit extends
Talking reckless, better find a detective to sin
I'm not having it, took the Glock out the cabinet I keep a hammer stuck in my hand
like I got a magnet I did not imagine it I'm still not done I'm the real top gun
how the fuck am I not a maverick above the clouds and I know that my mother
proud is rapid fire shooting at everybody like fuck the crowd I'm
puffing loud while I'm leaning out the whip
It got me screaming out switch I feel like another Below
Boy this kid don't play the delivery is insane
Diamonds dancing in the watch like it's Sidney and Shireen
It's looking like a house party the imagery I explained
What's on my neck it look like Walt Disney did the chain
It's animated got the Leroy glow like it's laminated
It's legit that all my jewelry is sick, it's contaminated
You can't debate it, I'm a real MC, a nigga steal from me
And then bam, your hand to get amputated, I promise the truth
Every line demolish the booth, you can't touch me
You'll be lucky I let you polish my boots
I keep punchin' every rhyme, feel like you swallowed your tooth
Don't make me pop up at your door like I'm a college recruit
I'm schoolin' you suckers, I'm a college recruit, I'm schooling you suckers
I'm not only cool, I'm the toughest, I'm ludicrous with the two
Go ahead and move motherfuckers, these are my confessions
A nigga smooth, but a nut-shitter, they pain fall off
You can catch a uber to rush ya, I'm good
So who the fuck I'm talking about? Hellraiser nigga
G-I-L-O point on the beat, T's on the floor And sweet suffering, R.J. Payne off his Hellraiser nigga, G-I-L-O point on the beat And we're supparin' R.J. Payne off his Hellraiser project
which is Out Now and Fire
That's dope
Well, we know where I'm goin'
I'm goin' back to Mada
Front of the show
Song is called DJ Got Me Got me. Just what I need, take what you wanna share The way he bout to get me high
Cause he switched up the beat, who's in charge of me?
Can't control my body, but keep that on repeat
Everybody's watching, but that's okay with me
I didn't even get a warning, I'd be here until the morning
The DJ got me Just leave without me
The beat is talking The time won't stop me now
The DJ got me Just leave without me
The beat is talking The DJ got me
Now I'm by the repeat Shouldn't have stayed for that long
But every time we keep
Bringin' that heat so I'm not done
That's your ride
While the summer wind up
But it's not that time
Running back one time
The DJ got me
Just leave without me
The beat is talking The time won't stop me now
The DJ got me, just leave without me The beat is talking,, DJ got me, I'm pretty sure that's a Caitronada record.
It is, I like it.
The EP is dope.
It is a dope EP.
Alright.
Well since you guys are just kind of figuring out who Victoria Monet is, I'm going to play
one of my favorite songs by her.
It's definitely not a sleeper.
It's called Moment from her 2020 EP.
Okay. I got a feeling that you Brought me to you Look what your mind's imagination can do Making shit true, yeah you do, babe
So let me take away your pain, give me all of your emotions
Land it like a plane on my back if you can't hold it
Life is but a dream that you manifested slowly
So fuck the fantasy, this your motherfucking moment
Don't give me all of your emotions
This your motherfucking moment
Yeah, oh
This your motherfucking moment Life is but a dream
Here we are inside a pretty room inside a bed Come to your work, show all the love signs
But if you can hold this moment to your memory
Take away your pain, give me all of your emotions
Land it like a plane on my back if you can't hold it
Life is but a dream that you manifested slowly
So fuck the fantasy, this your motherfucking moment
Give me all of your emotions Hey, it's your motherfuckin' moment
Yeah, hey, hey
It's your motherfuckin' moment This song is fire when you don't pop the balloon
Fuck, I'm just thinking the same thing
That balloon ain't poppin' let's come on
I want to be like something else
It's your motherfucking moment
Big, big man, regale that tail
It's your motherfucking moment
It's your motherfucking moment
It's your motherfucking moment
It's your motherfucking moment No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Go ahead, E. Anyways. She's so good. Anyways. What's up? What good case of E you got to say?
Shut up, nigga.
What you got to play?
Record is called I Need It by Camper featuring Syd and Tank.
Welcome to the camp.
Damn.
You've been doing sleepers for two months, nigga.
Another one you can't have at the lone plot for.
You know you gotta be right to put this on. It's a nice day. I need it All I know is I need it I'll spell out the motive In case you ain't noticed
Girl my only focus Is to keep you close as I meet you like I'm breathing
Hope don't like I'm feening
Checking for that auto love you get off for Caesar's dumb run away from daddy
Taste that laugh it's epic take it make me happy
By the way you grab me I know I'm getting in it Deep about a minute, time to let me feel it
Let's go for the finish right now
Let this be the soundtrack to the way that we make love
Oh, let this be the sound now I can never get enough
I need it
Early in the morning, yeah
I need it
I need it
That right there is I Need It by Camper featuring Sid and Tank as these niggas converse through
the whole sleeper.
We don't have to acknowledge if you playing fire.
Okay.
It's Sid and Tank.
Sometimes that can be like an acknowledgement of the fire if the vibe is vibing though.
Yeah, like your shit was cool. was cool like we talked to have like we actually acknowledge this shit that's
peace it was amazing but it was fire I mean that would you looking for
validation no damn open that closet bring out some validation man. Bring out some validation for this man please.
You're ready fool man.
I didn't ask you guys.
I didn't ask anybody here for 4th of July plans.
It is the 4th of July tomorrow.
I just got people texting me right now asking me about what we doing.
I can't drink, I can't eat shit.
I got my baby sold so.
We gonna go to the fair.
Probably end up on the September rooftop. I had plans.
Oh man.
Damn.
Pop!
You're telling me I'm just a friend.
Oh baby.
Why'd it got pop?
Huh?
Uh, you know.
Whenever it comes up, I'm blaming her.
I just want y'all to know, one month this will come up
and she's the blame, it's you.
It's not me.
Ice.
From what I know, what she told me, I don't blame her.
Oh wait, oh shit, we got here, we can pause.
Y'all do too much believing of words.
This goes right back to my hey, I got here, man. Pause, we can get in some. Y'all do too much believing of words. This goes right back to my, hey, I love fucking YouPoint.
Who cares what the words say?
Fuck the words, talk about the action.
You wanna know so crazy is the fact that, you know,
like when you're talking to somebody
and you expect that they're telling you the truth,
that's a strange expectation to have,
that somebody is talking and being truthful, right?
That's a weird expectation.
It's an expectation that you should not have
unless people have earned that equity with you.
I'd say it all the time.
But how do you get to that equity?
If it's just telling me something,
I assume it's the truth, because that's my man.
Okay, 20 years built.
But how does it begin?
Even if you are telling me something.
There's got to be a starting point.
Hold on, nigga, so I'm lying to you? You started here and worked your ass around the room. I'm playing, I'm playing. to be a starting point. I'm lying to you But you started here work through ass around the world
It applies to everybody here, but at the start nobody gets that for me
I'm saying for me for me at the start of the relationship. I don't believe nothing that you say now one word of it
I'm gonna find out on my own
That is I don't talk about none of the words. The action that came after the words is what I'd have
probably done.
The action is what trick you, especially if you,
some fine looking girl just gallivanting around,
all right, I'm gonna send a couple good morning texts
for the first three weeks and let you know
that I want some pussy.
No, that's not what I'm talking about.
It's a combination of all.
The words and the actions have to be.
When she's ready to talk about it, then we'll talk.
The words and the action have to be.
That's most shit.
Yeah.
So, you're right you do
have to build up some level of equity but that's built over time so if you start off
bad we pretty much never gonna get to building that equity. However the fuck we start ain't
nobody about to see I'm speaking for me in an unrelated incident ain't nobody gonna see
my car outside your house. Won't see that. Even if I'm driving to your house,
I'm parking around the corner somewhere.
Nobody gonna see my car outside of your house
in the first month.
Why?
Because it's a safety app.
So hold on.
Also, your car is extremely distinct.
Noticeable, yeah.
Yes.
So that would-
There's more reason for me to not have my car.. So that would mean that would be why you would take that precaution, but an average person
maybe not.
And also if you take into account, like, you know, you believe what they're saying, like
then why would-
That's the mistake.
That's wrong. I don't believe nothing that they are saying.
Okay.
So it all is gonna fall back on me.
I don't believe nothing that some new niggas saying
or some new girl is saying to me,
dang, he fucked up that quick.
Believing somebody, that's a gift, that's a...
You say something and I believe it?
You don't think that that's like cynical as fuck?
Cynical and jaded and...
It could be whatever word you wanna put on it. I think that j's like cynical as fuck. Cynical and jaded and- It could be whatever word you want to put on it.
I think that Jade develops by not having these barriers
in place for yourself.
These are boundaries for yourself, not other people.
You know.
I put this boundary here so I'm protected
and other people can't just come in and tell me
I hit the lotto and I'ma jump up and down.
You're right, it's true, it's true.
You know the bad part though?
If Mel was to come in here and say,
I don't believe shit nobody said in front of me,
they'd say, oh that's because you hurt, you did shit.
Yeah, you're a bitter ass bitch.
And she'll get attacked for that.
Yeah, you can't win for losing.
Yeah, because you could do it and not say it.
You could do that and not say it.
It's the fact that you running around verbalizing this
that makes niggas say, oh you hurt,
you gotta tell everybody with ears
that this is how you want it.
You could just be on it like that.
Well, I mean like, shit, my fucking personal life
is like a social experiment up here
because y'all are all taken.
You know what I mean?
So it's just, that's what we're gonna,
you know, gonna be able to have some fun
and shit like that, talk about all the fuck shit
that I go through.
Yeah, but you do it like fucking Issa Rae in Insecure.
Like you do it.
No, you are just hypercritical of me, motherfucker.
That's really what's up.
I'm over protective of you, one.
I love how he does that.
I care about how you maneuver
when there's not an able brain next to you to say,
hey, what the fuck are you doing?
Yeah, sorry, sorry, love.
Okay.
Great talk.
Good talk.
Yeah.
Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh.
Damn, nah, that one was nuts.
That one was crazy.
Keep being cute.
I'm chilling.
Does Parks know? No, not yet.
You look funny.
He might have, no actually, did you hear a little?
I didn't hear anything about it, no.
Okay.
I don't know what to do yet.
Got it.
Listen man, bring that tea on over.
Fourth of July, I don't have much planned.
I do need to hit that metal and sphere before he leaves.
I have not.
I plan on going.
Four for July, I just plan on staying alive.
Staying out of trouble, staying out the way.
I wanna say rest in peace to those four people
in Long Island.
Yes.
Who that 64 year old ass,
fucking this fucking piece of shit,
drunk driver sped his car into a nail salon.
Yes.
Injured 12, killed four. I can't imagine.
I can't imagine it. Those people were parents. One of the women were in there getting her
nails done for her wedding. Oh my god. Oh my god. Off duty police officer died in there.
That's her. No it was a dude. That guy was a dude. Off duty police officer. It's crazy.
I kept the rest in peace to those people man.
Stay safe, be careful again if you at the beaches listen to the rules. Listen to the rules.
If they tell you not to be in the water at a certain time if you're on vacation don't be in the water at a certain time those tides will kill you. They know more about that area than you do. There are also plenty of shark
sightings on local beaches. Yes. Please, please. Exercise caution. Be careful. You too. I'm
not getting it. Exercise caution. Shark warden suit. I'm just going to walk around and bubble
rap. I'm just going to wrap myself in fucking bubble wrap. That's what I'm going to do.
Listen, keep us in your prayers. Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you a new farewell.
Adios, Sariva Durche, hasta la vista, arvois.
So long, goodbye.
Or a simple head nod will suffice.
Remember, life is a series of moments and moments pass.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
and last but certainly not least. The bad are insecure the stagnant women want to travel and the
closed-minded women want you to teach them things grab you a Tylenol you
might need it
I know I changed I got some leftover fireworks that I bought from down south
on my way back I'm not even gonna light them I'm some leftover fireworks that I bought from down south on my way back
I'm not even gonna light them. I'm not even light them. I'm throwing them out
It's over. I don't do that no more. I'm not rambunctious anymore like
Like the loud blasting of music
aiming your fireworks at passerby's
It's not worth it man, let's stay safe. Let's stay out of trouble Let's get back home to our families our parents our kids good energy high vibrations
mindset sets mood set
Y'all be safe out there donall know how to light some shit.
It's a valid question, however, I don't really have a great answer for your question because
I really don't give a fuck.