The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 740 | "Your Profile Has Risen"
Episode Date: July 10, 2024In the latest episode from the Bionic Six, Joe & Ice start by sharing their weekend plans which included a trip to the fair (11:28) before turning to Ish getting suspended on Instagram and dealing wit...h strangers on the internet (42:08). The Essence Festival took place over the weekend in New Orleans which included a partial Hot Boys reunion (49:50), Busta Rhymes went viral for trying to get fans off their phones (55:34), and the JBP reacts to Zeus’ new show ‘Aunt-Tea’ which featured The Game on their first episode (59:12). Also, Shakur Stevenson wins his fight over the weekend and disses Mase (1:17:36), Joe shares his thoughts on ‘Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F’ (1:52:45), a debate ensues over paying for someone’s rent (2:20:37), quick hits segment (2:39:47), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | 42 Dugg (feat. Sexyy Red) - “N.P.O.” Ice | 42 Dugg (feat. EST Gee) - “Since When” Parks | Lupe Fiasco - “Samurai” Ish | Noah Guy (feat. Billy Lemos) - “LET U LEAD” Melyssa | Néhémie - “Typing”
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Legs out, shades out, what's poppin?
Summer pod.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
Summer, summer, summertime. Summer time. What's up? Wake it up.
Let's go.
Yeah, what's up? That's it, I ain't got shit to say.
Summer, summer, summertime.
Picked up a new cologne.
Yeah, what's up?
Which one?
Louis?
I ain't gonna say it on air.
No, not Louis.
Balder, Balder road, whatever the little shit with the little circular black
top.
I fucked the names up on purpose on air if y'all not paying me to by the way.
You know the one with the little clear bottle.
Anyway, I found two new little things.
No, man, you got, we share a similar taste when it come to sex.
When it come to a few things.
When it come to a few things.
I don't know where we win a ride.
We ain't really a ride either.
We still.
We still a ride.
If the right one is out there now.
Look at him.
Look at him.
Hey, what's up?
What's up?
Summertime party.
I ain't got nothing really important to say.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
Shout out to the Patroni.
Salute to y'all.
Shout out to always for the ladies, always a good time, not a long time. Shout out to the Patroni, salute to y'all.
Shout out to always for the ladies,
always for the ladies,
always for the women with some ass out there.
Clap it up for the women with some ass out there.
They all right, listen to them.
Listen, y'all know who I rap for,
so y'all can do all that.
But we like ass.
We like talking about it.
That's still ass.
And Ice likes ass. I do. Some ass, little bit of ass. I don't like what y'all know who I rep for, so y'all can use my name. But we like ass. We like talking about ass. And Ice likes ass.
I do.
Some ass, a little bit of ass.
I don't like what y'all like.
Oh, your girl listened from the top of the pot.
I see what's going on here.
I want to have an interesting conversation about Ice's
caption he wrote.
What? Nothing from wrote. What?
Nothing from me. What was the caption?
I absolutely loved the caption.
What was the caption?
But I read it out loud to groups of girls smoking hookah.
And then a debate ensued.
Sounds good.
Cause I read the caption thinking,
look how my man is reppin'.
Women. Say he got. Women said he got
in trouble he got caught. Yeah women said oh he did some shit he put her through
some shit and now you happy he stayed. That's fine. Bum ass niggas. I'm like wait I
wrote that same exact caption. That's fire but apparently that one little part of, hey, you was there for me when I,
you didn't even say I didn't belong.
But it was once in a day, it was like,
all right, I see if y'all gonna do that, then.
I have to go find it.
I guess it was a lengthy connection.
I was right that day?
You was just feeling happy that day?
You didn't get in trouble or nothing, right?
Why?
Oh, well then we got him.
We got him.
Oh shit.
Okay, clean it up.
No, play us fuck up too.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Wow.
Oh, it looks like the thing's right.
Ice.
Just be a man about it.
Ice.
Listen man, listen.
It's that strip club throwing money on what's on there.
Yeah, good.
You know the shit. Off the Ruby Rose episode.
Exactly.
Man yo.
Nah I'm playing.
Found thin ice in the summertime.
Thin ice.
I hate when the ice get thin.
When the ice get thin.
Oh I get sad, I hate that.
Shout out to my baby man.
There you go.
Shout out to Mr. Beats.
Shout out.
What's up man?
Come on positive vibe. Oh what's up? I ain. Shout out. What's up? What's up man? Come on. Positive vibe.
Oh what's up? What's up? They got nothing? We looking at you man. Yeah we looking at you. What's going on? How you feeling man? I feel good. How was your weekend? I feel good like Stephanie Mills all over. My weekend was great. My weekend was great. What did I do? I ran around, went to Pergola for a second.
Went to Pergola.
You got in?
Yeah.
What you going to get in?
He tried to play you.
No he didn't.
He's so nuanced that I don't know. I just know he was trying to do something.
I don't know if it was play you.
What you vote for? I vote play. I don't vote play. I always get my friends vote play. I would tell you. Why wouldn't he have gotten in?
Because Pergola has a history of keeping us outside. That's Joe Button. See? Ha ha ha.
And Joe has experienced Pergola shafting him before. When? At what stage in his life?
Last year. My profile has grown. Last year. My profile has grown.
Last year.
My profile has grown.
Oh shit, they shafted you last year?
That's different.
Now what, last year?
Year and a half?
Nah, like when you first got here, took three years ago.
About two years ago, something like that.
My profile has risen.
You had him problems with it.
Has you guys?
No.
When his lips start trembling, he don't like that.
Yes.
He likes big braids.
Yes.
Huh, Mel?
They stole me out.
Mel, what's up?
I'm good.
Ooh, Progama don't leave you outside.
No, they don't.
Let's go.
Fuck.
Here's the question, Flip.
I never went over there.
Oh, nobody answered the question.
All right.
I'm not being left outside.
I did go to...
You asked everybody, you didn't answer.
But nobody answered the question, but you...
No, I didn't. I All right. I'm not being left out.
I did go to, you asked everybody.
But nobody answered the question.
No.
I said, my profile is risen.
How about you guys?
Oh, so you're not talking about Progola.
Yes, yeah, the profile is risen.
Of course, but not enough for them.
Because they definitely starved me out last time I went.
Which was how long ago?
Six months. What were you wearing? You wore
the fatigues? No. What did they say to you? I still called Vern. Let me not act like I just walked up.
I didn't just walk up there. It don't matter what you're wearing. I still called niggas and let them know a vip is coming through.
Vern are going that bitch with a sweatsuit on and some flip-flops.
And walk right in.
And walk in like motherfucking Obama.
So, you know.
Right upstairs.
Pergola on a Saturday night or whatever night that was,
just as mixy as ever.
I'm at that age now where part of the reason
I can't be around the mixy shit
is because I don't even know who's mixy and who not
Like I'm outside with the athletes that I'm too old to know
Like I don't know you knew safety's
You just tall with the safety lineup and you keep looking over here like niggas is supposed to know you so
You must be somebody like five of them in there, couple of the
who could spot all stars up in there,
all of the street music niggas next to me,
salute, salute, salute.
It was too mixed in there with a bunch of women.
It was some nice hills in there.
Heads on a swivel.
Girl could be right with somebody and still just
making a move, grabbing dudes on the arm.
Walking to the bathroom.
Hey, that bathroom walk, I ain't gonna lie to you.
Hey fellas, be careful yo.
I'm here to tell you, Joseph Anthony Budden Jr. I am here to tell you, it is a dangerous, dangerous game out there.
Even if you think she love you.
Don't let love have you looking stupid at the table
during that extended girls bathroom run.
She don't have to piss that long.
That was a coordinated.
No, the line was long, it was crowded.
Nah, it wasn't.
No, it wasn't.
Ain't nobody have to piss. It wasn't that long.
Nobody had to piss. It wasn't even long.
Hate to trigger y'all out there, man. I'm just trying to keep it real with you. It's the summertime. Be on your Dean.
Be on your Dean. Oh, she gonna be on Dean.
Fuck you talking about. Hey, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid to look over the banister.
Don't be afraid. Like Aaron Horner't be afraid to look over the banister Don't be afraid
You wouldn't do I did something that shit I thought was goofier, but you got to do it as part of man code
What did you do?
Okay, it's pergola. We know the rules of pergola and outside of pergola
We know the goings-on of pergola. So we go right upstairs
It's birthday party. How about time? Who's we? I'm emulated. Okay, 20th birthday party of 20 over here
Black Brooklyn Mel Ford crowd. Hey that afrocentric shit. They're doing that right over there. Cool
Don't seem to be too much going on.
Happy 39th.
Happy 39th.
Party over here is a little mixy.
That's the hookah spot All Stars.
They got all the joints right here, right here.
Looked a little different from the Afrocentric,
so we got an L going.
We got an L.
And then on the road back here
is all of the music street dope boy niggiggas so we got an island island in the kitchen
Gotcha, and then it's the rest of the bench
You could sit across
You could sit by me inside
Or
Or
Y'all guessed it move it I'll school right in here come on you see right here
See right by the door bitch see right about his door. I don't give fuck hey, what's up? I feel a little goofy.
No, you love that guy.
Yes, I did.
I appreciate your honesty.
I respect that.
I did.
But as I noticed,
cause I must've been early.
So, so. What time you got there?
12, 30.
No, it's prime time. 12-ish.
People kept coming in.
And it was date night.
It was date night
and NFL corner night.
It was every night.
And safety, there was some safeties out there.
A linebacker was with them too with some chains on.
But every date they came in
proceeded to do the
exact same thing that I did.
I said, yeah, nigga.
Yeah, hey, some big tall 6'9", nigga did this,
just saying right next to me.
But this girl, it was absolutely, I think.
I just love to see this nigga was big as hell next to me.
Like, no, dog, don't be, you big, no, dog, move.
So I like to see the seating arrangement when I'm out.
I do, for me.
And I need to canvas this whole place.
I need to see who come in, who's sitting,
I need to, come on, y'all know the rules.
Don't make me sound like that guy here.
Y'all know the rules of men sitting down.
For sure, you gotta be able to see
everything that's going on.
Yeah.
All right, Nancy, I went to the fair.
How was that?
You went early as shit, though.
Worst decision I ever made.
Why you say that?
Worst decision I ever made going to the fair.
Shout out to Madeline's fair.
It was the last day.
It was the last day.
It was 90.
It hit 97 as a high on Sunday.
And I went soon as they opened.
This thing is crazy.
Bought my tickets online.
Walked right up. That guy, my tickets online, walked right in.
That guy, old uncle ass, stupid head ass.
I'll purchase them right online.
Then took, so scanned my, here it is.
Just go, doofy as hell, it's empty in there, it's hot.
I saw your story, I was like, wait, it's daytime?
Cause I went the same day.
But we went like eight, nine o'clock that night.
Well, that's the thing.
Most people would have did that,
but I was around for Houdini
and the freaks come out at night.
So I went to go get in my vehicle
and take it to a pool.
I have access to a pool.
I saw that shit.
I'm like, this niggas at the fair at like three, four, five.
And you know what I realized?
I'm aged out of, it's over.
Yeah.
It's over.
I went, my girl never been, and we did all that.
Oh, that's how I got trapped.
You been here with every other bitch but me.
Oh.
Oh.
We did all the goop, we did the helicopter shit in there.
Like, I don't know.
The fair is more fun with your side.
The fair is more fun with the girl
that you just fucking that, you know what I mean?
Ain't nothing vested.
From here you can Uber her mad different places
other than your home.
Your girl ain't never went to the fair
and fucking turnt it up.
So we get to the fair, here she come, I have motion sickness.
Bitch.
What the fuck, bitch, would you decide never had motion sickness?
Hey, decide never had motion sickness.
I'll tell you that right now.
I'll tell you, want to know who never had it?
She loved motion.
Oh my God.
Hey, she's going to get me fucked up.
Hey, refer to the front of the tag.
The sides love motion sickness.
Baby, I love you.
The sides is looking for Baby I love you.
The sides is looking for motion.
Oh man.
Motion sickness.
Every ride got the sign, A, if you got motion sickness
you better have a long day.
Yeah, we ride in there.
Then she skipped the fucking,
the shit that just go in a circle and get you,
UFO shit.
That's the first thing we see.
Yeah.
The shit that little fucker.
Here she go.
Turn sideways.
I got motion sickness. Well, guess what sweetheart? of the rides know what they're about to do spin around
Yeah, every last every ride is gonna take a spin. So when do you want to find your balls?
Well now with this one. All right, cool. So we skip they have a man
Walk right by. I walk right by. Here we go. The next one is the shit where the cage is going to spin around
upside down the zipper. So now this is worse.
They still got the zipper. This is worse than the little dizzy shit you was playing about.
So now we strap up in this death portal.
The metal death portal. I'm too tall for this shit.
That shit just start and he got to load everybody in one by one. So
I'm too tall for this shit. That shit just start and he got to load everybody in one by one.
So he, like, dog, good for you now.
And I'm tickling you the whole time we in here.
Since you want to fuck shit up.
And that's it.
Got the fuck out of there.
You didn't win or nothing?
So I went to the basketball hoop.
The hoop is shaped funny. Of course. I'll be 44. You can't trick me
I know the game before I pay you the hoop is shaped funny
There's extra air in the ball unless you're fucking Steph Curry or Dell Curry or Seth Curry
You're not gonna get any of these balls in here, but fuck it
I'll pay $20 for the tin balls, sit there with my James Worthy form, brick. Brick, it's empty, so I'm out here with no shame.
Ain't nobody looking at me, ain't no job out there.
I'm like, brick, brick, brick, brick.
Airball shit, I'm fucking it up out there.
Cool, I leave there, my pride is a little shaky.
I was about to say, yo, fam, you gotta win something
as a man.
My pride is a little shaky, see,
that's that competitive bullshit that we have in us that some at some point
should die. But you're right. No, that exists.
That ain't going away.
Keep on walking like C.C.
Peniston. I checked the easy game.
The gunshots.
The nigga to my right.
Is three bottles.
Oh, no, they got me.
Yeah, that's who you cannot.
They got me. That's not the easy game. One bottle on top. bottles oh no I'm walking and I'm fighting my competitive spirit that
story homeboy to work there Joe I know that's not Joe I know that's not Joe. Oh, so now you see me being a bitch.
You see me being a bitch.
And that's what they do too.
You see me brick that shit over there.
They'll talk to the niggas.
I'ma walk over there.
Of course.
One ball for $3, two balls for $6.
Six for 20.
I took one ball.
I thought this would be smooth sailing. Ball light as hell. The took one ball, I thought this would be smooth sailing.
Ball light as hell.
The ball got some, I got this shit.
I got big hands, I got this motherfucker.
Yeah, I know.
And I bazooka shot.
Bow!
What'd you hit?
Dong!
Top one fell.
Boom, boom, boom.
I said, nigga, how much that shit weigh?
Those shit's heavy, solid.
Those shit's are the heaviest things in the world.
I said, I didn't know this scam.
That's my favorite part about ageism, learning scams.
I didn't know this one.
But that game been around Malone.
But I ain't no scam.
I didn't know.
I didn't know either.
I didn't know.
I got one on that.
I'm never knocking shit out.
So now I bought another one.
Because ego shit.
Yep.
And I cocked back Roger Clements
And I 80 miles per hour right into the curtain right past everything that was there
And then I was leaving and dude said
Better luck you won You won you won. I let you go out like that your buddy. You won you won. No
I said do the pity teddy bear. No, I don't want it. I'm not taking that
I'm not only am I not taking it taking that but it's too hot for me to even feel like carrying this shit around
I'm out of here. So I left so look I left. We're sorry to drag you guys out
I'm gonna be real fast. So we get in there
Shorty said I don't care what happened happened, you gotta win me a Hello Kitty.
Oh, she don't want that.
That pressure, you should put the pressure on me.
The pressure.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go to one of the games, water gun.
Okay.
The gun, that's how I'm going.
I'm going right to the water gun.
And you said it was empty?
That's the easy one.
You said it was empty.
It was not.
It was the easy one.
Hello Kitty hanging right there.
Boom, bunch of people lined up.
I win, first trip.
So I'm good, I think.
So we walking, I see that same game you talking about.
Big ass pro.
Them shit's like flip sides, no disrespect.
That's mad disrespect.
No, no disrespect.
So I'm like, all right, I'm going to get one of these too.
Now I'm feeling myself.
Feeling yourself.
How much?
Six for 20.
Give me 20.
I mean, give me six.
First one, hit nothing.
All right, let me move over a little bit.
I threw it, I threw it, I didn't have my aim right.
Second one, hit nothing.
Third one, hit one.
Like I kept going.
It's a girl next to me.
That knocks all them shits off. She knocked all them shits down. Asian girl, like I kept going. There's a girl next to me that knocks all them shits off.
She knocked all them shits down.
Asian girl, right?
She was.
It's always Asian somebody that come and defeat it
in like a second.
So now, ego.
They do that.
They do that.
They do the trigonometry.
They understand.
They got us.
Ego.
Oh.
Give me more.
I thought he booked a flight to Asia.
I'm missing, you know she had the nerve to say,
you want me to help you?
Aw shit.
You might as well have got castrated at that point.
Well, quick session.
Basically, put your balls in the bag,
quick and send them home.
Put the balls in the blender.
You want me to help you?
I'm gonna say something that, you know what I mean? I was like, you know what, let's just, I'm good, I'm good.
So you didn't-
Your girl's about to smack the shit out of you.
Talk to you like that.
But yeah, man, the fair was funny, funny shit though.
I hit that Hudson this weekend, man.
That shit was all right.
I've always judged people that went out on the boats
and shit out there, that shit was fly. Like a booze cruise? Yeah. I can tell from your instance story. Yeah, it was a good time, man, that shit was all right. I've always judged people that went out on the boats and shit out there, that shit was fly.
Like a booze cruise?
Yeah.
I can tell from your Insta story.
Yeah, it was a good time, man.
You were excited out there.
Yeah, yeah, it was fun.
Anytime you out there taking a peek of the bridge.
Yeah, we went down all the way to like the,
Lady Liberty.
Not all the way there, to the World Trade,
whatever that's called now.
Oh, Freedom Town.
Freedom Town, yeah.
It was lit, it was lit.
It was nice.
How long?
Three, four hours.
Oh yeah.
Night time.
Yeah.
Yeah, so it wasn't too hot
because it would have been a bitch during the day.
Yeah, I ain't know, this the weather,
you just can't do nothing during the day.
At all.
That's why I was tripping off of you.
I went, I did some nigga shit, went to Coney Island.
Late at night though, about 12.
Oh, for the Nathan's concert.
No, no, no. I went to Coney Island. How many glitters the Nathan's concert. No, no, no.
I went to Coney Island.
How many glitters did you take down?
Nah, nah, nah.
You guys always gotta be.
Listen, I went out there and sometimes you forget
who you are, so I'm just walking down the strip
and I decided to go when it's closing.
So the boardwalk closed in about 30 minutes or 20 minutes
and I ran across so many niggas that listened to the podcast
and that I threatened on line.
I'm stopping a thousand times checking temperature.
I'm checking temperature at White Castle.
I'm checking temperature, but it was all love.
You know what I mean?
You got White Castle at Coney Island?
They do.
It was all love.
I mean, they telling me ice up.
They using these gang languages. I'm just trying to stop and feel the temperature, but it was all love. I mean, they telling me ice up. They using these gang languages.
I'm just trying to stop and feel the temperature, but it was all solid.
And it was just-
Shout them out.
Yeah, I have to.
I love my skates.
But in my mind, I'm like, why am I walking in Coney Island at 1230 at night?
Felt crazy.
Every stop, every trip.
Yo, what you said on Instagram,
I'm just playing flip.
I salute, what's up, you all right?
Now I had to stay there, you gotta stay there a little extra
just to see if you turn your back.
But you know, it's crazy.
It was nice though, thanks, Weekend.
Made me realize that I'm past that stage.
Past what stage?
Just, I just, I don't need to be in Coney Island.
I don't need to be walking in Coney Island that late or period. I need to you was dollar my profile
Yes
Yes, I was meeting somebody
Some business. Yeah, well, I thought you say I was gonna say you was pastor threatening you niggas online stage. No
No, no, no, I'm still on that. I'm still on that.
What helps me out is to just try to read out what the headline would say in the event that something unfortunate happened.
That keeps me out of a lot of those places.
So if something happened to me...
...beat up on the cyclone.
If something happened to me, how would you read it?
If you see online I get thrashed.
I was here earlier too. I watched the 4 a.m. news on channel four now too.
I was leading into five.
I'm up, I'm up before.
Yep, hey another vehicular.
You niggas in y'all cars.
I meant to tell y'all just like the beaches,
these niggas in these cars with these drunk driving,
just ramming into places and things
and people please be careful of them all.
That's it.
That's the end of my-
Don't drive drunk.
I watch News 8 Morning and be like,
I just told these niggas on this part.
Would you, would you-
I gotta pay for Mark.
If one of us, if I get beat up somewhere or jump,
would you approach the news from a friend's perspective?
Like, cause you know you be cracking jokes,
yo, look at this nigga, look.
I would do the opposite of what you did to me
when I had that little kerfuffle in the club.
Well I did.
You was on my line every 20 minutes for the following 12
hours. I was. I would do the opposite of that. So you wouldn't speak? Yeah I'm not
speaking. I'm giving you time to breathe, gather yourself, heal with the onslaught of
things, heal. I can't make it to the par because I look crazy in moments like that Like that's when you guys should call y'all's real family
Right, and then I'm on that next tier. I'm the second team all NBA. I
Want to know how would you say it on the pod? That's all I'm asked. I'm wrong
Right, that's when when should people call they real families? We gotta have tears. Anybody don't got family. Oh, then call me. Then call
me. If you don't have no family and I'm your family, you can call me. But if you don't
have your family, no family and I'm not your family, find another nigga to beat. Why so
much family? Cause I got some niggas that's fam.
But.
The nigga that get beat up is not calling his man.
Everybody call him.
The person that get the ass whooping,
he's not calling nobody.
Yeah, his phone on fire.
Yeah, his, yeah, everybody's calling this person.
What I realized, listen, if you tuning in
for some insightful hip hop news, change the channel.
Turn to another podcast or another station, cut the TV on, do something.
Now back to some shit that matters none to nobody.
What was it?
Oh, this is what I learned.
Everybody on earth.
Well, first of all, every man out there should know how to defend himself.
I said that in the spaces the other day. want to say it to y'all here.
Every man should do that. When you graduate from that stage you'll learn
every man has people to call in the event that a kerfuffle pops off. Yes. Now, the level between that is some people's calls happen faster than other people's calls.
When the young boy fucked me up at Crowns, I did call Dill and Heiss, and then they needed
a second to get gas. Dill had to pick ice up from East Orange.
I was naked on the beautiful wall.
No wallet.
No urgency whatsoever.
My people was coming.
I'll take them a little bit.
Did you have Italian cheeseburger at least? Yeah, I didn't need it. I wasn't hungry no more. I was like, take him a little bit. I was like, I'm coming. Yo, did you have your Italian cheeseburger at least?
Yeah, I didn't eat it.
I wasn't hungry no more.
I wasn't hungry no more after that.
They came, they, hey, and they just took, it was,
I learned there was a 45 minute gap
for when I make the call and somebody's gonna come.
Now, I also learned I had people that could get there
in the drop of a dime, but they're gonna be pretty angry
that they had to get there that fast.
And then it's out of your control.
True, yes, those are more than that.
And then it's out, I try to call the 45-minute crew
and just try to expedite it.
Because they got a minute to think, too.
The other niggas that come, lawyer fees.
Hey, this water's going to get expensive.
Hey, they're going to come get you out of there fast.
Lawyer fees.
They're going to come fix it fast.
But that's going to be the next four years.
Maybe lucky.
You might get a murder one charge.
Sure enough.
You call the right niggas.
You might get a premeditated. The important part about that, like you said, once you call them, ain'tas you might get premeditated.
The important part about that like you said once you call them ain't nothing you can do after that.
I've definitely had some niggas that said yo if we in there you can't do nothing about it.
You press that button dog.
You can't do nothing about it so.
Hey that's what dude just told them cop niggas on Man Kings now.
Hey we going over there don't cook don't y'all kill nobody.
Don't shoot nobody I'm telling you don't kill nobody
Mike that's what he told when he was running over there fuck with the
Aryans and all in the Russians remember because they want to pop him up. I'm caught up on shit. So spoiler city
See the very last one I seen the one before the last one. Yeah, we part and we have not started this part yet
You know just so y'all know I ain't see the very last one. I seen the one before the last one. Yo, we partying and we have not started this part yet.
At all.
Just so y'all know. Let's start the part.
I'm on summertime.
Nice and summery.
Summertime, old nigga vibes, late 80s, 90s type shit.
That's what I'm on when it's nice out, man.
Polo sweats
Yo I apologize to everybody watching the video I got mad leg out
Mad leg out this looks a mess on the couch I know
I'm sorry, I'm sorry
It's too hot!
40 and up, 40 and up, now dance! Good times we had, sharing the joy that came for the man
It was a love and affection, oh it was just like a dream
Was it the simple thing, was it crazy about you I'm so crazy about you I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you
I'm so crazy about you I'm so crazy about you Look at Mel, you're the shadow, hey! Hey, Bentley!
Yo, y'all be careful out there. Don't get packed up at the community barbecue.
Some of y'all is in your local parks where they got that built-in barbecue, but them
Spanish niggas gonna get there at about 8 a.m.
So you gotta send your cousin that wake up early down there.
By the time you get there noon, the Spanish niggas about to pack you up over that grill,
nigga.
Let's go. It's a lot of them, too. Nah, Iiggas about to pack you up over that grill, nigga. Hey, y'all. Let's go.
It's a lot of them, too.
Nah, I'm trying to help people.
It's a lot of them.
And they take about a four-hour shot.
I rode by my part, them niggas was like 90 deep playing volleyball.
Yes.
At 6 AM.
They blocked the whole corridor, nigga.
Volleyball and jeans shorts.
Yeah.
Y'all better go get your own little charcoal grill with your charcoal.
Don't let them suck your shit.
You're not getting that one that's in the park.
Cory, if you want me to bring kickball back.
I don't know if I got it.
I don't know if I got it.
I'm with that though. That was a tom, yo. I'm with that. We had a slice.
We're the Britishest in the heart, cause we're united.
There's nothing in this world...
Anybody out there drinking a dirty Poland Spring?
Come on, talk to him.
That shit be good when it's hot enough out.
Don't let niggas shame you.
We bought that shit right by the Lincoln Tunnel entrance.
You thirsty?
Go ahead.
Hey! right by the Lincoln Tunnel entrance. You thirsty? Go ahead.
You white people be very careful walking up to fucking Dyckman at West Forth and 145th cause you see them summertime basketball games.
I know they look fun to look at
Like y'all did with the steps from Joker y'all took your ass up to the Bronx
Take your ass up to Dyckman Park on 45 Oh, they hoopin'. Ruckers. Hey, they hoopin' up here. They can do West 4. West 4. They can do West 4.
They can do West 4.
Maybe.
Depending on what team they're playing.
They can do West 4.
They can do West 4.
Hey, don't try to sit in the empty seats in front.
They are labeled already.
Don't be thinking you got there early.
Niggas' name is on it and we will ask you to leave.
You gotta be careful, honestly.
Guard your life.
Guard your life.
Shout out to everybody in the Hamptons, huh?
Ian and the crew, huh?
The little Hamptons, yeah, I made it hot.
Hey!
Mel ain't said a word in 20 minutes.
What'd you do all weekend?
You ain't said a word in 30 minutes. What's up?
I was at the park.
I went to Smorgasburg.
What's that? It's like this food festival that happens.
Battery Park on Fridays.
Saturday in Williamsburg and Sunday in Prospect Park.
Which one did you go to?
I went to London Prospect Park.
All of them.
Smorgasburg Tour.
Alright.
You had fun?
So I brought my bike to Brooklyn.
My little basket for Daisy.
Killing them out, do you? I already know.
Come on. Come on. We know the vibes. You packed the bike in the back of the car? So I brought my bike to Brooklyn, my little basket for Daisy. Killing them out there, I already know.
Come on, come on, we know the vibes.
You packed the bike in the back of the car?
I did, I did, I did.
And I went to Brooklyn.
It was hot as shit.
I thought I was gonna die.
It was very hot.
You brought Daisy?
I brought Daisy.
I have a little basket on my bike for Daisy.
Yo, man, oh man.
I'm surprised.
Did you ride the whole park? Yes.
Okay.
Yeah, it was hot.
It was very hot.
Hold up, man.
Some of them strippers be ugly than a month.
Oh, no.
Hold up, I got it.
What you got to get for him, man?
This is crazy.
What you got to get for him, dog?
No, where's that?
Oh, here you go. I got it. I got crazy. You gotta get your phone, dog. No, where is that?
Oh, here you go.
I got it.
I got it.
It only take me a second.
Get out of here, white girl.
I'm just being nosy.
And I had no...
I was being too damn nosy.
I had noticed...
I made a video about her and...
Oh, and I swear to God, I was in high school.
Melissa Ford. Ooh! You don't even know how I'm feeling. Super Ray. I made a video about her in, oh and I swear to God I was in high school.
Oh, you don't even know how I'm feeling now.
Super Ray.
We grown, we grown this hill.
Oh man.
We grown as hell now.
I'm just so glad I had came across this.
I know life is life in my hell.
But I'm just, I'm just gonna go here and follow'm just I'm gonna just go ahead follow this on
But yeah, y'all remember y'all remember Melissa and this nigga Joe button is fine
All right, let me hit the round of applause
Don't make it hot for me, little. All right, let me hit the round of applause.
Oh, man.
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nib, nib, nib, nib, nib, nib, nib, nib, nib, nib, Just because, talking about good faith. Fuck they talking about out there.
I see the little thick pieces.
Yeah, yeah!
Gang, gang, gang.
More applause, god damn it.
All right.
Got some really good people here.
I ain't gonna drag y'all on the intro, man.
Shout out to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to the hate listeners.
Shout out to the passionate fans. Shout out to all the subgroups, shout out to all the
people in happy relationships listening, shout out to all the people on the brink
of destruction that are listening to this together just in different rooms of the
house but sharing the same Bluetooth. I know that pain too. I know that pain. You can't even walk over there and really say too much.
So just know that I pod with y'all in mind.
I ain't gonna say nothing
that's gonna shake the house up real quick.
Gang is all here.
Melissa Ford, you know the gang.
30 years, man.
Do your fucking Googles.
Y'all know who it is, you know what she did,
you know what she be about,
you know what she represent, huh?
Talk to them, man.
Hootie-hoo.
Huh?
Big flip.
Come on, Queens, Brooklyn, all over the world,
Wyclef, Mendeezy's house, everybody else. Big flip, come on, Queens, Brooklyn, all over the world, Wyclef, Mendeezy South, everybody out.
Hey.
Big flip, y'all know what time it is.
You outside.
Needs no introduction, we outside.
Actually, this whole cast, the outside boys all summer.
That's true.
Yeah, and Mel's one of the outside boys.
The outside boys!
Hey!
Itch Beach on the front, you an' outside boys.
Hey!
Yeah.
It don't matter if it's a play.
It don't matter if it's the ice skating pilgrims
ice skating story.
The pilgrims on ice.
Yeah, it's the bullshit he had.
Big itch in the building, need no introduction,
big freeze, y'all know the name,
y'all know what time it is, stop playing.
Oh man, I was fine, this Parks is here, man.
Shades out, legs out, y'all know the fucking vibe,
stop playing with us.
Ian is here trying to look poor.
That's that thing to do.
Cory is here.
Po is here.
Caught my man Big Po out on a late night.
Got him.
With a thick black lady.
Caught my man Po outside with a thick black joint.
Hey, took a picture.
Sent it to the group chat.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po.
That's me and my man Po. That's me and my man Po. That's me and my man Po. That's me and my man Po. That's me and my man Po. with a thick black joint. Hey, took a picture.
Sent it to the group chat.
You did.
That's me, my man, Po.
What?
Hey, it's that time of the year.
Did you say what's up?
Did you say the round of drinks?
I text him.
Okay.
I shot him a little text.
Okay.
I would have walked over there,
but the aura that exudes off of me,
I didn't want to jam it up.
Okay, okay.
He was already off his own good G card. I didn't mix it up for he was looking good over there she was head
over he'll head over baldy she was over baldy in there the baldy and beer
combination work white black it don't matter it works big poet in Erickson is
here Keeb is on vacation salute saluteute. Salute. And that's the end of that.
Imani's here. To the Keebs there. Where the fuck am I? Oh, there going Imani over there.
Training. Imani over there training. He trying to get his shirt back. He trying to get his
shit back. He training for something, man. How's everybody doing? How y'all feeling?
Y'all smelling good? You looking good? Talk to me, talk to me now! Good, good, good!
I'm feeling great.
I had a great weekend.
I had a good weekend. I lost one of my best friends, so it's a little sad, but you know, celebrate life.
This is a bad time to be crying outdoors, though, in a heatwave. It's not a good time.
You're already crying. You're sweating so much, you feel like tears.
Yeah, but it's just bad. It's all bad. It's just burning under your face. It's all bad. She's burning under your face. It's all bad
Sorry, it's not so when I don't mourn me with the rest of the weather report. Give me some space
I lost my man. It's silence
Now you're very bad time to cry
fuck
He had that sense of humor. He would've enjoyed that.
Got it.
They're going to say that about me too.
Yeah.
That's true.
That's true.
He's right.
Yeah.
I love a dark sense of humor.
Yeah.
I love dark.
I do.
It's the best sense of humor, honestly.
All the shit that you shouldn't laugh at, you should laugh at.
I know.
I'm watching fucking murder, suicide, accident. I'm watching fucking uh uh murder suicide accident
I'm sorry?
It's a show.
It's a new season.
You're taking the darkness off a notch.
Season 5.
Turn the shit off.
Season 5 just dropped.
Big mail.
I started it.
Season 4 whatever season they are they just dropped.
Oh shit.
And no that's when that comes true for me.
You learn how dark your sense of humor is.
You learn how dark your sense of humor is.
You learn how dark your sense of humor is.
You learn how dark your sense of humor is.
You learn how dark your sense of humor is.
You learn how dark your sense of humor is. You learn how dark your sense of humor is. You learn how dark your sense of humor is. You learn how dark your sense of humor is. You learn how dark your sense of humor is. Big Mel! I started it. Season 4, whatever season they are, they just drop. Oh, shit.
And no, that's when that comes true for me.
You learn how dark your sense of humor is
watching murder, suicide, accident.
If this is what therapy do,
I'm keeping my eyes right on the sideline.
Yo, I just started watching Murder, Death, Kill,
part seven, you seen it?
I forgot suicide.
What the fuck is you talking about?
But you should go to therapy. I'm good, man. Is that big some two story? Murder, Death, Kill. Right, you seen it? What the fuck is you talking about? But you should go to that.
I'm good, man.
But you think it's a two story?
I've seen murder definitely.
Right, you should go, man.
Mark, come on, you should go.
Part seven, you seen it?
They got excited about it.
Yeah, hung a nigga by the toenails.
Yeah, it was great.
What the fuck are you talking about, yo?
Well, the first two episodes was murder.
It wasn't an accident, the name. And it wasn't a suicide. And It wasn't an accident.
The name.
And it wasn't a suicide.
And it wasn't a suicide.
The second episode, Shorty's daughter fucking killed her
and tried to throw a TV in the jacuzzi
to make it look like an accident
because she had the life insurance on her.
And two years ago, turns out she killed her dad
to her and her girlfriend, her gay girlfriend.
One day when it's a safer landscape out there,
we gonna unpack.
Oh, I can't say it.
I can't say it.
Y'all girl, I'm gonna get it.
Why was the TV, you know,
by the Jacuzzi? To make it look like Aspen.
Why, yes. That was the question.
How big is the TV?
To make it look like Aspen.
Some big shit, some 60-inch shit.
So it just haphazardly fell out the sky in the jacuzzi.
No, because Tina got an extension cord
so that it dragged all the way to the jacuzzi.
The plan was for all us to act like we watching TV
in the jacuzzi.
They put mom in there, she holds her.
Then they get in there one by one, they get out,
and somebody, a homeboy, Brad Stevens Stevens I think is his name trips and
knocks the thing over in there but it unplugged so she don't all the way die
so Tina who's her daughter got to come over there and haul her head in there so she...
Oh no.
Shit.
What the fuck are you doing?
You can't do that.
Oh bleep it.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. You can't do that. Oh, bleep it. You can't do that. You fucking laughing. You can't do that.
I gotta laugh to the guys.
I'm sorry.
Why he reenacted on.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, the old lady drowning, right?
Yes.
No, no, no.
She didn't drown.
She didn't drown.
She was killed.
She was murdered.
It was murder.
It wasn't an accident.
It wasn't suicide.
If she hold her head down, is she drowning?
Yeah, she's drowning.
She's still drowning.
Drown somebody.
You're right.
That is true. I'm not accident. It wasn't suicide. If she hold her head down, is she drowning?
Yeah, is she drowning?
She's still drowning.
She's drowning somebody.
You're right, that is true.
Yeah.
Rest in peace to that lady.
And that noise you heard, right?
Yo, you sick.
Niggas gonna check you outside today.
You all sick.
That's why I don't go in the water.
That's why?
That's one of the reasons.
Is Tina gonna throw the 60-inch in there?
Because they're all not to hear me down there.
Stand up.
I can't see you going out in the water.
I'm out there drowning my ass off.
Throwing the iris.
Stand up, nigga.
You watching me?
You just threw the iris at me.
I knew. That thing is stupid. I need you to hear. You just threw it in the head.
No, no.
I need you to hear.
Stand up.
This nigga is wild, is all right.
Holy shit.
Hey, come on.
What y'all want to talk about?
Anywhere in the world you want to go, there's only millions of people listening and viewing.
Talk to me.
This guy is crazy.
No pressure, no pressure, no pressure.
All right, well, you was telling me about your latest block.
Oh yeah, Instagram hit me for seven days this time.
Where you got suspended?
Again.
Oh shit.
I'm tired of these niggas, yo.
Why did you get suspended the first time?
I be on my flip shit.
What does that mean?
These new generation play too much dick games.
They always invite someone, talk about some other man, penis and all that flip shit. What that mean? These new generation play too much dick games.
They always invite someone,
talk about some Marba man penis and all that other shit.
And then be like, yo, I'm just playing.
No, that's not play.
Like that new generation, they play,
yo, you dick glazing, you sucking dick.
Yo.
That shit is weird.
I hate that.
Boy, oh boy.
So what you do that got you blocked?
No, you threatening niggas?
I did all that.
I talked about that nigga.
Mother, I did it all.
It was all my flip shit.
No, don't say my shit.
I got, I got, yeah, I do it.
But why y'all don't stop doing that?
I don't need to spend it.
Nigga, you're doing it a different way.
You go on spaces and do it in a different way, nigga.
You do it subtle.
Sometimes-
I have never threatened a fan.
Well, in recent years, since my profile has risen.
Whoa.
Sorry, what?
My profile has not risen.
My profile has not risen.
I was about to say I was there when you physically threatened fans.
Is that what you're talking about?
You chase niggas.
Once your profile has risen, yours has risen, pause.
It's Easter.
I ain't brought rise yet.
What are you talking about?
Both of y'all's has risen.
Y'all should stop.
Look at you.
That's a dope.
Shut up.
Because you chase niggasas and I said it earlier,
you passed it, but you said your profile as Rizzo.
You had put hands on niggas, man.
You don't give a fuck.
When you in that moment, something comes over you.
If you out with your family or wherever he was at,
he probably was down.
Put up some sheetrock.
That niggas just be annoying.
They took my dick and he don't like it.
Imagine somebody tell you,
you glazing this nigga's dick
while you putting up a sheetrock.
First of all, it's heavy.
You didn't bring the machine.
Raul and the niggas is taking a long time to heavy up drill it.
You come down and you're mine.
I'm going to curse this nigga out.
It's hot, dude.
It's hot.
I do agree, though.
I do agree at some point you have to stop.
I do agree, because you look at your peers and like, damn,
you the only boy on this island alone.
Well, I be telling niggas, stop my dick.
It's where the fears say,
yo nigga, you still talking like that?
I feel crazy, but I gotta go all out in the blaze of glory.
I go all out, but.
Now some of these niggas be disrespectful, dog.
That shit is aggravating.
I don't know their fascination with,
I do agree with that.
Their fascination with penis is what befuddles my mind.
It's always you glazing.
That's they go to.
Go to is hilarious.
No, that's weird.
You white.
You white.
You white.
We don't like that shit.
No, no, no.
We don't like that shit though, yeah.
That shit is like, you could diss me and I'll take it,
but as soon as you want Joe Dick or you want this nigga
dick or you suck it, it's always sucked up with penis.
But the internet, the internet in shut up,
dick talk is funny.
The internet is your favorite club. Once they've lowered the price of admission
to a dollar. That's true. That's what the internet is.
The sites be popping until everyone comes there.
They was lit. Listen, there was no bigger champion of the internet than me.
I went to the radio stations.
I tried to tell them about it.
They didn't want to hear it.
I went to the record labels.
I tried to tell them about it.
It was some new shit coming.
They didn't want to hear it.
But now that it's a thing, everybody's there.
So you just get to arguing with a nigga that
can't afford a Budweiser.
You get to arguing with a nigga that can't afford a Budweiser. You get to arguing with a nigga who can't grow eyebrows.
You get to arguing in so many different walks of life.
Because if you can't afford a eyebrow or a Budweiser,
then you're going to be saying some foul shit in the index.
You're right.
You want to make anybody else feel like you.
When I was on MySpace, it was not when MySpace first started,
they was not talking about dicks like that. It was different
Why you not on my top eight? Why did you move me? It was different. Nobody would show my dicks at all
So why is that the thing that's so triggered?
Beat me
It's disrespectful to talk to another person like that. No, right there.
It's disrespectful to just be talking to somebody like that.
Can y'all move my mouth, move the camera too please because, but for real Joe, when
we was on MySpace back in the day, it was arguments at top eight, yo you left a comment
there, even if you went back and forth it was in the comments section.
I feel like Reddit brought the dicks out. the dicks didn't become popular until reddit
yo yo yo yo I'm just playing I'm just like yo chill OG you getting on what I
agree with Ish yeah I'm with Ish because I wouldn't curse about I don't agree with your
actions but I do understand the frustration get the fuck out of my inbox you guys
no Joe come on Joe that's the first thing they go to saying, we sucking dick.
Not to step on your friend.
That's strange, bro.
Because it sounds like y'all having fun.
Yeah, you crazy.
I don't want to step on the fun.
I don't.
But what I'll tell you is this,
and I don't want to be mature.
I'm not mature today either.
I'm not.
I'm immature.
But what I'll say is,
some of the people that I choose to emulate a little bit,
them niggas act like the internet don't even exist.
And they be saying the worst of the worst
about some of these people.
This is a story going around now
that I damn sure won't talk about.
But yeah, they say the worst of the worst.
And them people act like the internet has never existed.
You know what though?
So we used to be talking about people
and they'd go, you glazing.
All right, I'm gonna talk.
They've risen. You've risen. Nozing, all right, I'm gonna talk. They've risen.
You've risen.
No, I didn't, I'm new here.
You've risen.
Nigga, with my Angelo's Satchmilla eyes.
And don't hold the broadcast hostage
with y'all trying to debate what risen is.
No, I'm talking about new to the internet scene.
I'm new to this.
You've been here long enough now-ish.
You bugging.
Niggas ain't been telling me to suck dick
for three, four years.
You out your mind
Most times I'm a block you you catch me on the right day. I'm a crack on your dusty. Oh, yeah, I got time I'm you don't have time. No, you're right. You don't have anybody caught me while I was shit
Yeah, whatever.
So now you block for a week.
What did my mom say when I called last week?
This is what she was talking about.
What did she say?
Bondage, self-bondage.
To be free from the self, this is self-bondage.
Really, explain.
I agree.
You should not let the strangers on the internet
hold you fucking hostage.
Wait, because they're not. True.
They're not.
They're just dropping their little dick joke and keeping it moving.
Yeah.
No, them niggas be arguing back.
Because you're- Because you are engaging.
You're engaging.
You're right.
You're right.
This is what they want.
I'm not disagreeing with you.
I'm telling you, all right, I'm going to just eat my seven day suspension and telling niggas
to- You're going to do the time, right? All right, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Now what if that seven day suspension you had some business
deal with someone you had to post some shit.
You right.
Now you can't do it because you let this person right here
trick you off your script.
I'm not arguing with you at all.
I'm saying you are correct.
So you don't see nothing wrong with that?
He feels no remorse.
How you gonna promote the pod?
I did already.
I did already. They allow me to post. Cause that's the other part of that. They allow you to post. Y'all are promoting the pod? I did already. I did already.
They're allowing me to post.
Cause that's the other part of that.
They allow you to post.
Y'all are promoting the pod when y'all tell people
to suck your dick and I'll kill your mother.
And you up to your heart.
That's the part that we just.
I got, I got, I got.
He right, I gotta stop.
Gang.
I'll be in the Patreon comments too with that shit.
No, no, no, no, dead ass, dead ass.
Fuck your mother, she's a whore in Patreon comments.
Oh shit.
I deleted my Patreon.
Shout out to all the listeners, we got a good product
coming right now, right now, promise?
You a hero?
What?
No, I'm trying not to hear.
Oh yeah, I did, I deleted it.
Moving on.
Moving on, moving on, moving on.
And reminding you, Pearl Falvers. Yeah, true.
Where would you guys like to truly begin?
Yeah.
Anybody see any other recap from Essence Festival
over the weekend in New Orleans?
Everywhere?
You have any thoughts on anything?
The talk, what was the talk?
The talk at the Hot Boy reunion?
Yes, Hot Boy reunion.
Or not the Hot Boy reunion?
Right. It wasn't the Hot Boy reunion? Yes, Hot Boy reunion. Was it at the Hot Boy reunion? Right, it wasn't the Hot Boy reunion.
Why?
Baby, Manny Fresh, BG and Juvenile performed together.
Turk wasn't there, Turk said something
about the business not right.
But the real thing was once they left the stage,
all of the cash money shit was changed to young money
and Wayne came out and did his set.
Oh, I didn't know it happened like that.
That's how it happened.
So Wayne did not perform with them.
And the word was that Wayne was like, if it ain't no Turk, then it ain't no hot
boy reunion, which is fair, which is correct.
Yeah.
Which is fair.
That's fire.
And he said that.
Some people stand on certain shit
and still go out and still gonna do my set.
I'ma still do it.
Yeah, I'm still gonna.
It's New Orleans.
It's home.
Yeah, yeah, it's New Orleans.
I saw BG comment on that Turk did something last year.
He know what he did last year that he wasn't here.
But I don't know what he did.
I don't know.
Yeah.
I don't know what he did.
Well, I certainly caught Turk responding.
Okay.
Here we go.
Let me give it to you.
You niggas want that shit to come together because you niggas fucked up out here.
Nigga I ain't fucked up out here nigga.
Nigga I'm blessed nigga and highly favored by God nigga.
Hey me too.
Y'all got me fucked up man to clear the record on that man nigga I
say fuck a hot boy to a nigga and that come from me before I let a nigga
disrespect me homie I don't know what he was referring to yeah nigga
disrespect won't be tolerated nigga ain't no ain't no big I know little use
over me, man.
BG better sit his motherfucking ass down somewhere, man.
That nigga don't run shit around here, not with me.
He might run that shit with you niggas, man.
He don't run that shit with me, man.
He ain't doing nothing but running his motherfucking mouth.
You guys get the gist.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't want to continue to play.
The important part about that though
is him saying like, I ain't gotta take that,
I'm not fucked up.
I'm gotta take the shorts.
You know, you hear situations where people,
you know, you had somebody up here before
that was on tour.
True.
And you start to think maybe you're doing that
because your situation ain't necessarily the best.
I remember when Puff did the tour.
And everybody was on that tour
and they were still kicking his back out three months later,
it's like, yo, fam, why was you on that tour?
Have you shitting on a nigga?
We needed that, whatever that scratch was
at that particular point in time, they needed it.
And so you gotta succumb to the,
salute to all parties involved, but I get what he's saying.
I ain't need the money, I ain't have to do that.
Yeah, I like standing on whatever side he has.
I respect that.
I'm not budging for whatever y'all offering.
I don't need that tour.
I don't need that reunion.
I don't need none of that hot boy shit.
I'm good.
Even if that meant modifying his life
to whatever he needed to do.
Let me give you some pushback.
What about ranking in the hot boys?
Meaning like, I remember Tergis, my man,
but what if they said, nigga, you ain't do that much
when you was part of the hot boys, so what we doing?
So, so, all right, cool.
Then y'all do it.
If that's how y'all feel, then y'all, like,
I won't be there then.
Yeah, okay.
But no matter what it is, I don't need y'all.
Is the moral, I mean, the moral.
I got it.
That's the point of what he's saying.
I don't need y'all.
So.
And as it turns out, he has a really good relationship,
or I'm guessing, with the person that did the most,
which was Wayne.
Yeah, sounds like it.
So if you got Wayne saying, if it ain't no Turk,
then it ain't no me.
Good point.
Even if Wayne means something different,
even if Wayne mean, I'm really off there, we don't know.
But if you didn't get it good with Turk,
you don't got it good with Wayne.
I feel the stance because it's the same thing
Royce told niggas about me.
So I mean, I can't, hey, if Joe ain't there,
and that ain't Slawed House, it could be something else,
but it just ain't that.
So I feel the stance.
And we know Wayne to move like that though.
Like if, let's say him and Turk do have that relationship if you're not right with him
You ain't getting me if you're not treating all Wayne people
Like with the respect that you handle Wayne when I learned that too with them some gutter gutter shit
That's dope, but that's good. Yeah, then he's riding. He's riding like that. That's super solid. It's admirable
Yeah, you gotta love that. Yeah.
You gotta love that.
I have absolutely nothing bad to say.
Now, I also think that a big timers, juvenile,
and BG set is flames.
It is, it is.
They got enough.
I'm not one of the people that feel like they need
a hot boy reunion.
Them niggas could go up there with they own shit
and be perfectly fine. Yeah, there's enoughiggas could go up there with they owned shit and be perfectly fine
I think there's enough good music over there
Now they in New Orleans as in fast would that have been some fly shit to see absolutely I'm sure
But especially now that BG's home like they've done I
Don't want to call it they've had hot boy reunions in the past without BG.
Right.
Because he was locked up, you know what I'm saying?
They've done Wayne's Festival, Little Louisiana,
he's had, one of the headliners have been Hot Boys reunion.
So you've done these type of things,
but it wasn't the full Hot Boys.
Gotcha.
So, it would have been great to see all of them together
now that BG's home, but again,
that's some behind the scenes shit.
Yeah, shouts to all of them, man.
Hopefully they can get right in real life
so at some point you can see a hot boy reunion.
Word.
That's what I got for you on that.
I also had a really different point of view
on the Bust the Rhymes Essence Fest clips
that went out from his performance.
He was clipped up trying to gather people
to the front of the stage or to get people off of
their feet and out of the seats.
Off their phones.
Off their phones.
Be in the moment, enjoy the show.
He said, I don't come from this cell phone era.
Fuck these phones.
Let's have a good time.
This is my first time in New Orleans celebrating 30 years of Ascension Special, whatever the
speech was.
He was getting killed for that?
The, when it, you know.
The way it was clipped up.
The way it was clipped up,
the captions and the headlines made it seem like
Buster Ryan was angry.
Like old head hate.
And like he was spazzing over the lack of people
showing up for support.
And I didn't get that from watching his clip at all.
You're an entertainer on stage,
it's your job to get the crowd involved. Yeah that's what he
did as part of what makes him one of the greatest performers of all time. For
sure and he got high energy music so I want the crowd up and you know what I'm
saying like it ain't sleepy time music that Buster's doing. At all. And if I got
a crowd where I need to highlight certain people just to get them to stand up and enjoy this set
Pastor Kavarsky, they don't hit the same sitting down
Yeah, none of that shit
Yeah, so I had a different a different all
Different view on that like the same thing happened when I was at the GZ show a week ago right before GZ came out the
DJ that was announced to me was like, yo, everybody in the seats, get up.
Get up, I want everybody to come to the front.
Like, come out to the seats, crowd the aisles,
we don't care, come to the front.
And this is the social media era.
So, depending on the way a venue looks,
they wanna pull everybody together
to make a crowd look bigger than necessarily, you know.
They do that too.
They do that to camera people and all that other shit
is gonna make it look like it was a packed house.
So they're sitting there saying everybody come here,
they're gonna get shots a certain way,
and it's gonna look like you rocked it.
Nikki smoked every aspect of what we talking about
on her tour.
Directly next to the stage are reserved for
Gag City, my number one super fan.
So when that camera pan, you gonna see what it looked like.
And fucking, Nikki when that camera pan, you're gonna see what it looked like. And fucking all Nicky's are, that DJ,
that DJ in between sets at that building,
absolutely on fire.
Same with Chris Brown shit.
Same with Chris Brown shit.
Shit, the same with Kendrick Poppout shit
until Stan came on.
But I know he was doing something.
He was doing something.
He was doing something.
So I understand.
And that wasn't the DJ,
I think that was just house music for once worth.
Got it, got it, got it, got it.
Yeah, DJ might not have played stand in that.
I mean, maybe there was a DJ playing,
so I don't want to disrespect him,
but it wasn't like an active DJ set.
You could see him over there rocking.
It was just like house music vibes.
Got it, got it.
Yeah, this is concert 101.
I don't see, there's nothing to kill him for that.
Have you ever been to a concert?
They want you to be active. To participate. Yeah, I get it. I don't want, there's nothing to kill for that. Have you ever been to a concert? They want you to be active.
To participate.
Yeah, I get it.
I don't want, it's easier,
especially if you got music that I'm jumping
and doing all of this with, jump!
I mean, the more fun for me was watching all of the tweets
and Instagram posts from the aunties, the black aunties,
that was saying, hey, Essence Fest used to be for us.
There's a lot of nieces, a lot of nieces down here
running around.
I enjoyed that part the most.
Shout out to everybody that went to Essence Fest.
I would have went.
I would have went just for the TGT reunion
and I still haven't heard of Peep about.
So I don't have a review on it.
Yeah. And I didn't need a TGT album anyway. What
else? What else? What else? You said you mentioned Auntie's. There's a new show.
Oh boy, we on bullshit today. You giving a take. I can only give a take based on the
clips that everybody else has seen because I don't. Great, that's all we need.
So the show is called Aunt T, like the word aunt, the word T.
It's Tia Kemp.
Which is Rick Ross' baby mother,
because these listeners ain't gonna know
who the fuck these people are, maybe.
I was just about to tell you,
it's Tokyo Tony, who is,
Black China's, excuse me, Angela White.
There you go, fix it up.
Angela White's mom.
And the young lady, I'm sorry, I always mispronounce her name
but she's Blueface's mom.
So those are the three hosts of the show.
Okay.
The show is on Zeus, it's called Auntie.
Got it.
And their first guest was The Game.
I saw that.
And the episode just came out and there's a lot of conversation about this episode.
Fuck my daughter, I want to hear.
This is the introduction.
This is the introduction.
This is why we come out there.
Fuck my daughter, I want to hear about.
Who?
So he said.
Hey, but you know what?
I'm going to tell you something.
It's too much for you, baby.
I ain't never told nobody, mama, this about that kid in my life, but today know what? I'ma tell you something. It's too much for you, baby. I ain't never told nobody mama this about their kid
in my life, but today gonna be the night.
I'ma listen.
Your daughter ain't no slouch down there.
Oh.
She ain't no slouch, huh?
She shouldn't be.
She get it in.
Oh.
She shouldn't be.
Oh, that thing good or something?
No, no, I wasn't talking about that.
I'm talking about the two-hand twist.
Me too.
Oh, whoa, what the fuck?
What, cracking that pepper?
Oh.
Okay, so, Gayle, we wanna know. I'll tell you right now.
This motherfucking show going, it's gonna be all right.
Do people... People want to know, Gayle.
And the after show.
He's the first man to see you since the number man in...
Put your pussy up, girl.
Hey, put your pussy up.
That's got me dying.
Well, Mel?
Okay. First of all, I ain't done. Well, Mel.
Okay. First of all, whenever it has anything to do
with people who have vaginas and they're doing something,
why is it always, why is my reaction
the first one that we go to?
Well.
Because I'm, no, no, it's a little sexist.
It's a little sexist, come on now, okay?
Because we can all have an opinion
about the shit that we just heard
and has nothing to do with having vaginas.
Can I, can I, because being that I was the one that said Mel.
Yes.
So allow me to answer.
Please.
The previous topic, you were the one
that didn't say anything, so I was letting you
start this topic with a response.
That's why.
That's why I start with you too,
because we're at minute 55.
Oh shut up.
And you said a total of two words and you're paid.
Yeah, that was the only reason why.
Nothing does matter.
Sorry for trying to throw the ball to your way.
You're just trying to find some.
Just trying to swing it around.
You know what, don't worry about it.
I'm gonna finish you on the bounce any later.
Some feminist angle to get it.
And you got a vagina!
This has nothing to do with having a vagina.
But you have one.
I do, I do.
I didn't say the two related.
Yeah, the two things are unrelated.
I don't know if I'm going on a broadcast
talking about my daughter's fellatio skills
with a man who has apparently been there with.
This was so cringe to me, and I was like,
maybe I'm just, I'm aged out of this
situation because this was nauseating to listen to.
I can hear the headlines now.
I can hear it now.
They can be bad.
You take it all the time.
This time I'll go on a ledge with her, I guess I guess this time get your shit off. I just did yeah, and
so you feel like
They shouldn't a mother should not be talking about discussing her daughter with a man that
Had sex with her. Yes, how comfortable would you be had talking to another man about my man having sex with?
Your parents your parents. Let's take it off. Let's take it off mother and father. Let's with... You're a parent. You're a parent.
So let's take it off mother and father.
Let's talk about just it being a parent.
Let's make it as unfun as we can.
No, that's all right.
Don't do it.
I want to hear.
Yeah, no.
I mean, you guys can crack all the jokes that you want.
No, ask me the question.
Okay, yeah.
Okay, so you're a parent.
Would you be able to have a conversation about your daughter's sexual prowess in the
pregnancy? Well, let's make it fair, son. Son. Yeah, my daughter's 15, so that'd be pedophilia. I don't think I would have a conversation about your daughter's sexual prowess? Well, let's make it fair, son.
Son.
Yeah, my daughter's 15, so that'd be pedophilia.
I don't think I would have that conversation.
Okay, let's just say your daughter was of age.
I can't imagine that yet.
JR's of age.
19, would I have a conversation?
No, I would have a conversation with him, but not with the girl.
It wouldn't feel to me, but if they're having a conversation in front of me, I'll see what J.R. is talking about.
I will focus on J.R.
because you have to be mindful speaking to
young adults, especially if they're young women.
So you have to be mindful. But J.R.
I have a conversation with me in front of his girl about sex.
I will engage with my son. Yes.
Princess, I can't think about anything like that. No.
You got it. Yeah.
But I wouldn't talk to the young that, no. You got it. Yeah. Okay.
But I wouldn't talk to the young lady if you're asking me that.
No, that's not my child, and I can't imagine me talking to my daughter about, or a man
about my daughter.
No, I wouldn't do that, no.
Okay.
This is the part where if I jump in right now, the fans are going to blame me.
Go ahead.
They're going to say, Joe, you're stopping a really great serious talk that we wanted to hear.
No, go ahead.
Nah, I really wanna hear what you're gonna say.
I wish y'all two would shut the fuck up.
And I've been feeling that way for at least seven minutes.
This is what I'll say in trying to stay with y'all.
I'll try to stay where you at.
Mel, what are your thoughts?
Just try to imagine, right?
What are your thoughts in terms of being the hot mother type?
Right?
Because you would be a hot mom.
Yeah.
So if you had a daughter that's 26,
Yeah. So if you had a daughter that's 26,
and she's bringing her dating, her dating fucking experiences to the house,
you would just carry it differently
is what I'm getting from you
than what Tokyo Tony is doing.
Like how cognizant would you be of the fact that,
yo, I am a milf, not to,
I'm being respectful.
Yes. That's what I'm saying. I would be very cognizant of that fact that yo, I am a MILF, not I'm being respectful. Yes. That's what I'm saying.
I would be very cognizant of that fact.
Like not wearing certain things
around your daughter's company?
Yeah, but that's just how I am naturally anyways.
You know, like I've always had to be cognizant about that
around my girlfriend's boyfriends
because it would be very easily thought
that if I
was wearing something that that was intentional. So I've always been very
cognizant of that so that would be you know I couldn't see you know the way
that I think changing. But I mean I don't know I just I always I also find
it cringe whenever guys just get up on podcasts and just start pillow talking as
well. Like that to me is extremely cringy, you know?
And it's like this.
What if the producer of the podcast
is kind of seeking that out?
They probably are.
And that's where it's just like,
well, so then what is there really to talk about
if you know the behind the scenes?
But most people don't really know
that that might be what's going on behind the scenes.
Well, in this particular instance though,
like again, what he played, Gang wasn't even on behind the scenes. Well, in this particular instance though, like, again, what he played,
game wasn't even on the stage yet.
That was how she introduced him.
This black ass nigga coming out fucked my daughter.
I got more.
That was the intro.
You wanna fuck me?
This is the best thing could've happened to me tonight.
I bet.
You ready?
All right, let me ask you a question.
Y'all got the right one tonight.
You ready?
Can you explain this dick pic?
What dick pic?
I was sent a dick pic today.
It was supposed to be you. It's supposed to be. You know that was me and my dick. What you playing this dick pic? What dick pic? I was sent a dick pic today.
It was supposed to be you.
Supposed to be?
You know that was me and my dick.
What you playing for, lady?
Is it six-five?
You want to take five or something?
I'll do it.
I'll take one for the team.
Go on, man.
Let her off.
Knock that fucking cowboy out.
I'll turn it the other way.
Let them see.
You have to tell somebody,
Mom, man, she's one for the team.
Let them see.
They that ass.
No, yeah, they not playing them dead.
Oh, they're looking like the Lady Gremlin.
Very sure.
That's what he called them.
Right one today, Tokyo.
I want to throw some more into this pot, because they serious bullshit is pissing me off, but
I'm so great at potting that I'm going to play along.
Oh, come on, stop it.
What do you say to,
and now I'm speaking from somewhat experience,
what do you say to the competitive nature
that exists sometimes
between mother and daughter relationships?
That's a thing.
That is definitely a thing.
You speaking from experience or not?
Yeah. Really.
I've heard it.
I told you that, I told you before, That is definitely a thing. You speaking from experience or not? Yeah. Really?
I've had experience with her before.
I told you before that Shorty was trying to pop me with her daughter.
Oh.
All right.
See, that just says y'all both want some fun shit, but if you want some psychological
shit-
I've had a different experience with her.
If you want some psychological shit sometimes that competitive shit
Hey, the mom was you 30 40 years ago. She's not even 30. Oh, I know I'm being I'm being
She still feel like she's her she's her and your little ass they came out my pussy is out here bringing some niggas
That's my speed
Through the house and that's old enough to get it done for me, because you're a little ass, hot ass like older men.
So now you in that little threshold.
Now you in that little intersection.
All right, forget it then.
I've had that.
No, no, no.
It's a real thing.
I've had an experience where I was the exact same
age difference from the mother and the daughter.
Like the mom had me by a certain, I think it was like six,
and then I had the daughter by six years.
So it was like right in the gap, right?
The mom had a problem like getting due,
like keeping a due.
But me and the daughter was together for a while.
So mom started to get jealous of,
her daughter could see it.
That her mom would get jealous of the type of nigger
she had that I was around and she didn't have that.
So I know exactly, there's some competition
between mother and daughter.
Dog, hey believe this, I'm not your mother.
On me.
Baby come, I'm cooking tonight.
I fly over here to Mississippi.
Like.
Some niggas.
Well isn't that like an ultimate fantasy for you guys?
Exactly.
To like do the mom and the daughter.
No.
Some niggas take down the mom and the daughter.
I know niggas that took down the mom and the daughter.
No, no I've lived that way.
Have you guys ever had mom-daughter combos?
No.
It's not something I want.
Okay, it might not be something you seek out,
but you're also not kicking them both out of bed
if they're both hot, right?
I'm never getting them both in my bed.
They never gonna make it to my bed.
That's a weird thing.
Okay, really?
Yes.
I've heard plenty of guys talk about
how that would be like the Pinnacle,
top of the mountain type shit.
That's some weird shit.
I heard it's two sisters.
Yeah, so they're twins. Yeah, twins, not of the mountain type shit. That's some weird shit. Her and her sisters. So they're twins?
Yeah, twins, not mom and daughters.
Even that's a little weird to me.
But Mel's been around different groups of people, so I mean.
I came in and told a story about how somebody asked to deal with their daughter was trying
to holla at me, and she's drop dead gorgeous, and I was like, yo, come on, yo.
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, like I think.
Come on, my nigga, like, no, I'm good.
I know some niggas that smash their mom and their daughter. I believe it. I believe it come on, girl. Yeah, you did. Yeah, like, I think. Come on, my nigga. Like, no, I'm good. Like. I know some niggas that smash the mom and the daughter.
I believe it.
I believe it.
Everybody, everybody.
At the same time is where it's a little weird.
OK.
Definitely.
It's all a little bit weird, but.
I think it's weird, even if it's at, even if it's at.
Men be doing shit just for the thrill.
Just to be able to say they can do it.
Yes.
Y'all put it in her ear, y'all.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
This is going to be for you all some bullshit.
I wanted her to hear where I was coming from. No. Well, yes ear, y'all. Like, you know what I'm saying? This is gonna be for you all some bullshit. Want her to hear where I was coming from.
No, well, yes to that.
You get what I'm saying?
But sometimes you was fucking this daughter
because she looked great and then she take you home
and now you see where the fuck she got it from.
True.
And then the mom is crushed.
Mom killing the daughter.
Extra friendly, doing way more than the daughter do you.
You like how old is he now?
46.
Cooking for you.
Back to them ages and them sweet spots.
No, back to me.
But we can't ever do a part where we tell the truth.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, I just had to add, off of that perspective,
before Mel got all super bougie.
No, I'm not super bougie.
I've seen relationships between moms and daughters
where there was
a high level of competition.
I thought this shit was weird as fuck.
I just, I didn't grow up with that personal experience.
You know, like my mom was, my mom was my mom.
And she acted like a mom.
Your mom was married.
Well, until my father died.
But then my mom never remarried.
I'm just saying that.
Yeah, but having that match.
My mom had an active dating life,
but you know like there
was no there was no weirdness like my life was my life. I think it's more prevalent than
we know. I think that that competition is real. I think that the small window between
the ages now is different. That's true. And then I think like so if your daughter is 26
yo your mother could really be 42.
So now you bring home a nigga that's 34, 35.
Bernice's daughter is on TV saying,
when a guy courts me, I check his DMs,
I go for my mom's DM to see if he's ever hollered
at my mom, because I'm not into that.
And my mom may have a thing for younger men.
But she says that on TV.
So I just don't think that dynamic is as weird.
Yeah, I know.
And these young money getting niggas that's 34, 35,
they fucking the hot 40s.
And the hot 20s something.
Hey, there you go.
So there you go.
They outside. Sorry. They outside.
Sorry.
Outside boys.
Hey!
It's a ball player niggas is dunking a mother and daughter.
How did you feel about the game shit though, Joe?
How did you feel about it?
Did you get entertained by it?
Did you think it was funny?
I think the game is funny if you're in a room by yourself.
Yes.
The game is funny to me.
Hilarious.
So I see the thinking from the producer.
Oh yeah. That's what I was. And it works. And to Ice'same. So I see the thinking from the producer. Oh yeah.
That's what I was.
And it works.
And to Ice's point.
Once I saw the names, I knew what this was going to be.
And they started him on bullshit.
I think if they would have came in and had a respectful conversation, he might have been
respectful.
But y'all brought me in here on bullshit time from Go.
We didn't bring them together for respectful times.
That's what I'm saying.
The three names that they have hosting this show
tells me we want bullshit.
Check the show out if you're interested in it.
Now I do want to ask y'all one other thing about the show.
There's another clip where Tia gives Game a lap dance,
knowing Game Ross.
She don't care about that. I don't think Ross. I'm just asking what they think about it. I don't care about that.
I don't think Ross.
I'm just asking what they think about.
I don't think Ross and Tia even.
She's gonna be besties with anyone of his ops.
For the rest of eternity.
Mm-hmm.
For the rest of eternity.
And the producers love it.
Oh, of course.
The producers gonna eat it up.
What else we got?
Get all the goofy shit out of the way.
Hey, yo, real cool. What else we got? Get all the goofy shit out of the way.
Real cool, this is not goofy,
but the wheelchair killer,
they beat his ass in the city the other day.
This is the story I was telling you guys about.
The wheelchair, they beat his ass.
This young lady was found murdered
and her body was found in a sleeping bag.
And the cops went and arrested this guy,
it describes it as Manhattan,
but I mean it could be like Harlem or something like that.
And the cops found him.
Yeah, exactly, guy in a wheelchair.
So they started bringing him out
because they found footage of him in his wheelchair,
his electric wheelchair, dragging the sleeping bag
to the place where it was found.
And so when the cops brought him outside, a mob had, you know, kind of. chair dragging the sleeping bag to the place where it was found.
And so when the cops brought him outside, a mob had, you know, kind of...
She's right.
I didn't want to make it...
I didn't want to make it...
That's exactly what happened.
I want to say how the people whooped his ass.
Yeah, they did.
They whooped his ass.
They tried to drag him.
They were slapping him beside his head.
The mother...
I like that.
I like that type of street social justice.
We need to bring more of that back.
It's only one problem with that.
What's the problem?
They don't know that he committed that crime.
I was just getting ready to say, what if he ain't doing it?
They have him on video dragging the body to the place that they found the body.
That does not mean that he committed that crime.
So what, he was just cleaning the garbage?
I'm not speaking for him.
I mean, what would be the other?
I'm not speaking for him.
Y'all, the murder dot kill people, so he might be right.
That does not prove that he killed that young lady,
is all I'm saying.
But then, but then, but then.
I'm not saying he didn't.
And then, but the mother was.
And to your street justice point, right?
What happened when it's a mistaken identity?
Well, we just gotta deal with it at that time.
Street justice is without due diligence sometimes, right?
Yeah. Like sometimes, reactionary. you get those few episodes of Law and Order
where the parents seen who you thought was the suspect.
So now they waiting in the precinct and they shoot him
and this person was innocent.
You do need due diligence whatever justice is happening.
Yeah, you do.
True.
And rest in peace to the girl Yasmin.
Rest in peace to her. Horrible way to go. Gunshot, gunshot, Peace to the girl Yasmin. Yeah, Rest In Peace. Rest In Peace to her.
Horrible way to go, gunshot.
Gunshot, wants to die.
Horrible, horrible way to go.
I would have never brought this in, in the B block.
You niggas are fucking mad.
Y'all on the road, and they call you, call y'all butter.
Hey, before you get to that shit,
we roll down in pre-production on the board.
This murder.
But hey, I'm with it.
Hey, y'all are the murder niggas. Yeah hey, I'm with it. Hey, y'all the murder niggas.
Yeah, but I'm real murder on TV.
Don't start showing me on the news
the murder that's three hours fresh.
Right over there too.
Yeah, right there.
And they showed the footage of them niggas
in the projects beating his ass as he came out.
They trying to kick him in the legs.
Came out with the cops.
Yes, they had him on a stretcher.
And the cops let him beat him.
No, they tried to stop.
They tried to do nothing.
There was a mob.
There was a mob.
None you could do.
There's a lot of people like that.
He caught three good snuffs to the face.
He took it.
He caught three good ones though.
Reston was fucking kicking his legs
and she ate them, she don't feel none of that.
He was swinging.
He was like, oh, I know, he fucked wrong.
He was like, oh, you're not gonna fuck up.
No, not my legs.
He can't feel shit in the legs.
I should watch some of this shit.
Rest in peace to the young lady.
You're right, I swear to God.
They was, cause when you hold,
when a lot of people swinging at once,
you're not gonna hit him.
So the niggas that were throwing,
they can't get to the front,
they were trying to beat his legs He didn't feel nothing
One nigga got through cuz the cop had him like this one day got through clean jab
Alright speaking of jabs speaking of jabs, okay. I also watched the Shakur Stevenson fight this weekend. I did
Thanks for your recommendation. I am
That should be coming through.
It came through.
I watched the Shakur Stevenson fight and I watched a bunch of other fights, right, by
mistake, because I woke up, everybody was talking about the Shakur fight.
I immediately turned to...
No.
I turned to 1001, which is the pay-per-view shit, thinking that that was the fight. But that was Nate Diaz and homeboy that he fought and that undercard was lit.
So they start showing me some 18 year old kid that Floyd has that's three and oh, they
showing him in the back. A killer back there. I'm like, you're about to fight this three
and oh, nigga, that don't make sense. So I turn the ESPN, somebody finally tell me it's on ESPN.
So I turn the ESPN, I catch a little bit of the undercards
and then the Shakur fight.
And I watched at least 10 rounds of this
before it was enough for me.
Now I'ma watch how I talk,
cause Shakur's big Jersey
and if he could say that shit to Mace,
he could say it a million times to Joe Biden
But my question was gonna be is
Shakur Shakur Shakir Stevenson Shakur Shakur Stevenson box office. No
That's my only question. I
Watched the fight some of the best defense ever.
I could see why he don't get hit.
And I could see that he's clearly a superior boxer
to a lot of people.
I could see why people do not want to box him.
But I think to be at a certain level,
you need to be box office and that don't begin in the ring.
Like I think he's too malmannered
or there's something about him just as a person
that is not box office.
Is it too early to put that on him?
Like he maybe can grow into being more box office
in terms of personality?
Maybe, yeah.
I don't think that you grow into that.
Yeah, I don't think so either.
I think you either have that which attracts box office
or you don't and now you have to go alternate ways
to get box office.
Like he'll maybe get there because he's such a great boxer.
He would need another.
But he gonna need. Opponent that is.
And coming off of his last fight, this fight was important.
His last fight was a snooze fest and really bad reviews, which some people say, well,
I think some people say that alters how negotiations go for these contracts.
Absolutely.
Yeah, for sure.
Absolutely.
So he needed to put up a big time showing he won clearly and easily, but he didn't kill
the dude.
And I think that's what weird things are going on.
That's why he's getting critiqued this way because he didn't kill the dude who
you should easily kill people feel like.
So what's happening is he's being paired with Tank who is box office times a million.
Tank is knocking niggas out.
So in boxing as fans we don't want to see strategic boxing.
You want to see a nigga get knocked out.
It's gladiator. it's gladiator.
But we saw Floyd be a defensive boxer for a few years.
Floyd had antics with him.
In the beginning, Floyd was knocking niggas out.
So Floyd earned all of that.
And then at one point,
even with Floyd being such a great defensive fighter,
he was still beating you up.
But the other thing was, you wanted to see him lose.
I was just gonna say.
It was that point in time.
That's when they were selling you.
Where people was like,
yo, these Floyd fights are boring.
Yeah.
But it was 900 of us in some stranger's living room
in Hackensack.
Because everybody thought watching this.
And everybody, this gonna be the one.
Yeah.
We saw that.
Betting and all of that.
This person right here might be the one to get him.
Shakur gotta get through that.
Yes.
And that might be a little more difficult in this era.
Yeah.
No, it just,
it's an instant gratification error right now.
And he has an unfortunate thing of being compared to Tank.
Tank is putting niggas through the ropes, bro.
And Tank is wordy.
He funny.
He charismatic.
You get what I'm saying?
Like Tank told,
Box office.
Devin Haney. I told you you're gonna get
hit with that same fucking left jab I hit your dumbass with when we were
sparring he hit you with the same left jab all night he's funny yeah and the
thing is when after you watch a Devon Haney fight after people are watching
these Shakur fights after you watch it people are coming away just trying to
imagine what you would look like in front of the tank. Yeah. Mm-hmm.
And no comment.
I don't want to see Devin Handy fight the tank.
Devin Handy don't want to see Devin Handy fight the tank.
Did some Devin Handy supporters that feel like
he got the best of him in that sparring shit
but the video didn't come out and now he's older
and a better fighter.
I know, I seen it.
Floyd released the whole thing.
Yeah.
And he was fucking him up.
Yeah, he was getting his shit off. He was fucking him up. At 16, so I thing. He was fucking him up. Yeah, he was getting his shit off. He was fucking him up.
At 16, so I mean.
He was fucking him up.
I feel like real quick.
I feel like real quick with Floyd, Floyd antics at it
when he turned money Mayweather at one point was
garnished attention.
Yes, he was part of the brand.
His performance.
Now I'm selling the David versus Goliath.
I'm selling good versus evil.
When they start shopping that shit on HBO, you will see this wholesome Spanish dude chopping
trees.
Talk about it.
Being a family man, doing all of this great shit, right?
Helping the community.
Here come this chicken wing eating loud braggadocious nigga running through Vegas with 77 cars. At one point, at one point too, AB was on his way doing that at AB like when he was
doing the can man and he wasn't winning.
But AB was, no he was winning at the time.
At the time he was doing it, he was winning.
And then my Don was shit.
You gotta keep winning.
Yeah, that's my man.
Shout out to AB.
You still gotta get the job done.
You still gotta fight.
But people were seeing, I think the ignorant behavior people want us to eat.
The whole Muhammad Ali shit, that niggas.
That braggadocious shit, we want to see that
in all entertainment, we want to see it in entertainment.
People like that shit, yeah.
We want to see you lose.
And that's what they say.
So if you too mild-mannered,
and that's why I even think,
but I'm gonna speak about him,
but when Ryan Garcia started acting a little crazy,
people tuned in to see, like,
what the fuck is gonna happen?
When Tyson started saying,
nigga, my back is broken and biting,
people wanting to see the eye,
this nigga's fucking fucked up.
Spinal.
Yeah.
Spinal.
Spinal.
And then he asked him, what injuries?
Spinal.
You know what I'm saying?
People wanted to see that.
Yeah, I was about to say.
Yeah, of course you did,
because he was knocking things out.
Mike Tyson was not.
Mike Tyson.
Mike was knocking things out.
Take his little Mike Tyson.
He was missing that fight.
Yeah. You missed that fight. You got there late. Tyson. He was missing that fight. Yeah.
You missed that fight.
You got there late.
Oh shit, 19 seconds.
Yeah.
That was parking.
If you got there in the second round,
it was a waste of $80.
People complained about that though at one point.
And there was still 900 people in something
South Carolina living room.
Packed up.
For sure.
Watching that motherfucking TV.
Every Mike fight, wherever I was,
900 people was in the living room.
The Holyfield, it didn't matter.
Some niggas we ain't know their names,
Enrique, somebody niggas.
Enrique, you going down too.
Little cousin Lucky.
Yeah, bye bye.
Hey, Shakur, let me just tell you,
Mace doesn't have a failed music career.
Yeah, let me be the first or second
or million person to tell you by now there's nothing failed musically about Mace or Camp. Yeah. We have to find
other angles outside of music to attack either one of them. You can't. Niggas read
that and was like huh? Yeah. I almost responded. We talking about the same Mace. 97
TV's in the Everest.ace Harlem world mace Mariah
The Lex bubble mace born in 97
If in the Holy feel pack it up I saw a clip holy Philfield was fighting, nigga whooped Holyfield ass. It was a 60. It wasn't funny.
It wasn't funny at all.
I'm not laughing, but Holyfield, enough.
Who was he fighting, some young boy?
Somebody.
Nah, somebody.
Or somebody his age.
Bro, it don't matter.
He wasn't supposed to be in there fighting, bro.
I ain't even, it ain't even funny.
What happened to everybody getting their bag?
The fact that he has to do that now at this big age
to get some money is a travesty
You know what you make? Poudini press.
Yeah, Poudini press.
There you go, yo.
That shit is crazy, sir.
I'm going to pack it up.
It wasn't funny, dog.
Yo, he was throwing haymakers.
He was missing.
The nigga was off balance.
He's swinging around.
Yo, it was bad.
Well, speaking of fighters, Hulk Hogan
hired some little black girl to be a brand ambassador
of some shit he was doing.
He hired her for a week.
So she came to the job looking black.
And he told her that he didn't need her services anymore
for the day.
Not like that.
So he sent her home for reasons that she don't know why.
She said it in her little story, TikTok story.
And then the next day, yeah,
two of them white snow bunnies.
Come on, make some noise.
They told us we were taking black jobs. They told us they were taking black jobs.
Hey, brand ambassador is ours.
Y'all know that's ours. Y'all get the C-suites and the board seats. We
ambassador the brand. This thing is crazy. He hired her, he realized she was black, but he
went through the whole thing. Like she went through the whole day of being a
brand ambassador. You gotta get your work done for the day. It's not until she went home then they sent her a text message.
Go home.
And said, yo.
We don't need you here.
He's canceling the whole tour.
We're not doing this no more.
And then the next day,
she saw two white girls on a yacht.
We're on cocaine.
Yeah.
And a beer or whatever it was.
It was fly.
I mean, shout out to her.
Her name is Essence something as well, but.
Wait, why does fly?
Yeah, what was fly?
Cause he did bullshit in front of our faces.
It's Fly, the shit that white people can pull off.
Oh. Okay.
What?
I'm not on no cool shit.
It just, I don't agree with it.
I feel bad for it, but who gives a fuck?
I'm talking to an old ass, so look at my man, Fly.
Go ahead, nigga, go ahead and be extra black
and K-Fuck, go.
Yeah. You know Flip love Hulk Hogan more
than you love the black girl. I love the black girl, I'm on her side. But you love Hulk Hogan more. Do you love the black girl?
I love the black girl on her side
No, I don't if it's the rock rocks my man. No, I don't love Hulk Hogan more
I'm just saying that he did some bullshit, but he got away with he just did it and he did some bullshit
We fucked up
The word fly out that you're picking on the word fly. Okay, stop ish
Yeah, Stop ish. If you extra black, get him, my nigga. I didn't say one word. Get him, Muhammad ish.
I didn't say nothing, I kid you, you got it.
It's fly.
No.
Listen, I'm on black people's side with this.
I'm on black people's side as well.
Plenty of times, I thought I ordered up
a brand ambassador off of MySpace,
and when she showed up, I had to cancel her.
She did not look as advertised,
and I had to find new brand ambassadors.
No, but she looked good, she looked good.
But she looked good. She looked good.
She was the brand ambassador for Quarterwater.
No, she didn't look good.
For Quarterwater.
But she didn't look like what Hoke was looking for.
She was beautiful, though.
She was beautiful, like she seemed energetic.
She was fly.
I think she was dope.
He just did some bullshit and got away with it.
Or at least he thought he did.
And that's why ownership is important.
So you can do bullshit.
So you can do bullshit. So you can do bullshit.
You gotta own your shit to do bullshit.
I wonder what he was thinking standing there playing.
Like if he planned that, playing it off the whole day.
I just wonder what was in his mind.
Sign on the shit.
He was looking at the clock.
He was looking at the clock.
He was looking at the clock.
Trying to beat the allegations.
Yo, I laughed so hard that day.
How much more time? Because right after that,
right after that young girl lost her opportunity,
was home for a week,
they showed the clip of Biden skipping the black girl
at the thingamajiggy.
He might not have seen her.
Now they put out new footage of him talking to her,
so he did talk to her earlier.
So the footage we saw was, I gave you a DAP already,
but it didn't matter.
When he skipped that black girl, I was like,
oh shit, they wildin' on us.
Hoke, Biden, and that's why Trump fuckin' us up out there.
I was like, Biden don't even know who they are.
And then you're gonna see a video of Trump in the Bronx
somewhere hugging some black people.
He was in the Bronx.
He was, I know.
Keeping Drill alive.
Yeah.
I ain't gon' front.
Hey, I'm with y'all.
Trump might not be shit, right?
Got that part.
That nigga know the Drill rappers.
He got his pulse on music.
I tell you that one.
Well somebody in this care, well, all right.
He ride around jamming.
He in tune.
He in tune.
He playing the slaps.
He in tune.
Are you mad at the drill rappers?
No.
No, I'm not.
No.
I understand.
No, I'm mad at all the niggas.
You are?
I'm mad at every last one of niggas except for Kodak Black.
Why?
You got Kodak Black out. And Wayne. Yep. Anybody he got out, I'm not mad at every last one of niggas except for Kodak Black. Why? You got Kodak Black out.
And Wayne.
Yep.
Anybody he got out, I'm not mad at.
So, if, let's say.
Oh man.
You know how much them niggas did shit, man?
If they hold Trump down.
They got some shit pending.
Yeah, they got some shit pending.
They doing the right thing.
I'll do the same shit.
I would do it.
If I manned something down.
That's a shame.
That's a shame that we say rapper and y'all think criminal.
Word.
No.
That's interesting.
I was talking about criminals.
That's a very, very.
I'm talking about criminals.
Wow.
Shout out to you for being very good reversal.
No, nigga.
I'm talking about criminals.
But you said the same way you just said.
I'm talking about, I said the drill rappers
that have been with Trump.
Are you mad at them? Do you know these drill rappers you can Google?
Actually, I get it. Oh
I'm mad at him, but I mean I'm mad at him
Like I just say in that situation, I'm mad at all y'all niggas till I'm in your opposition, okay
I get it now. Yeah, cuz that's what I'm saying. I was like, I'm like you niggas look crazy.
I'm trying not to put myself in certain positions. Cause I looked at it, I'm like,
you niggas look crazy. And then I'm like, well, if I'm facing, no, it's just about logic.
Listen, I think, I think I would smoke a murder. Like that's how much TV I watch.
I think that if I sit down with a pen, I can do something, I can think of some shit.
I just don't wake up and choose to live that life
because I'll get in situations
that I want absolutely nothing to do with.
He came out when you said I spoke up.
He didn't know I ain't murdering nobody.
God damn it.
He didn't came out and shook his head
when you said that one.
He didn't get the call when I'm one to murder people.
Yo, they just, they come in whenever they want.
They just fucking no topics
You see the Eric Adams garbage can't roll out
States is in my DMs roasting us and that's how y'all what you mean niggas from other states
Group me with them dirty ass niggas over there.
Y'all got garbage cans out here?
Y'all got garbage cans out here?
Yes.
Oh shit.
The city of North gave out garbage cans.
And they ride around and do the look.
Yeah.
I'm glad that we're finally discovering them.
And you could have assumed that when you saw us
in our car getting our gas pumped.
You could have assumed that we had garbage cans.
And when you don't see pictures of mountains and rats.
Yeah.
Like that kind of, they go hand in hand.
I keep telling you, New Jersey has been better
than New York for quite some time.
Talk heavy.
All of that New York is better than Jersey shit
is a hip hop myth that's just existed for a few years.
And all the hip hop niggas live here. We come here to relax nigger and to lay low
nigger but you know y'all come here to raise your fucking families in a decent environment.
Y'all niggas gotta come to New York nigger you have to come to New York. No you don't.
New York is the mecca. You know what I mean? Why do we have to go to New York?
New York ain't the mecca for nothing, no more.
That's where all the labels is at.
Let's talk about it.
What labels?
What labels in Jersey?
What labels in New York?
What labels in Jersey, nigga?
I don't know if you're having a,
I'm not in the music business.
I don't know even why you're talking about labels.
Exactly.
There's no time where I have to go to a record label.
And most of the record labels move to LA.
That's what I'm saying.
Who's in New York?
Nigga, what y'all talking, alright listen listen.
Y'all talking about now, we talking about,
you said hip hop and niggas for a long time
been saying that New York is better than Jersey.
It's because that New York was a mecca,
New York was a hub, and everybody had to go to New York
at one point.
You're using all past tense words.
Who's everybody?
Everyone has had New York.
Who's everybody?
And you talking about Viacom Commons in New York, nigga.
Let me try to have two different conversations.
New York is still a food haven, it's still Wall Street, it's still a fashion mecca,
it's still a restaurant, it's still all of those great things.
That ain't what we talking about, all that's fine.
So what you talking about?
Just living.
That's why we come here to live.
Everybody don't have to go to New York for no food or fashion or Wall Street neither.
Nigga over here you know what?
Fuck us we-
Hey yo my nigga, over here the food is bullshit over here nigga.
It's mad Spanish restaurant, don't disrespect.
Fuck you talking about beans this, beans that.
Bullshit nigga, it's no variety.
Like New York, it's bullshit over here.
Chinese food is trash.
You crazy.
Trash, nigga.
You just stay on Oopies too long,
you don't know where you're going.
You know what I'm talking about, man, all right?
You keep your ass in this neighborhood.
You don't go to neighborhoods that got real Chinese food.
And Queens, you comfortable in the hood.
You're not comfortable in New Jersey hoods.
Why not? I didn't go.
Tell me where they go, so I can go to the Chinese store.
Oh, man. It just sound like that like that's what your game right there.
They ran you out of jerseys.
See how you do your man?
I was talking, I was talking about you.
Yeah.
I'm telling you.
I wish y'all would stop screaming
and have the educated back and forth.
He's mad in New York
because he has a biased standpoint.
We know why you mad in New York.
We can't get into that.
We know why you mad.
Nigga, you be a clown time. Nigga, I'm not mad in New York? We can't get into that. We know why you mad. Niggas on par with average niggas.
Clown time.
Nigga, I'm not mad at New York at all.
Why you not call me?
See this is your problem.
See your mouth?
See your mouth?
My mouth.
You don't have to say clown time.
What I'm saying, I know why you mad at New York.
I'm not mad at New York.
You feel like going to the internet kids now?
Yeah, I feel like going to the internet kids.
Yeah, yeah.
I'm not mad at New York at all.
So you like New York?
Yeah.
You think, okay, that's all.
For what I like it for. So you feel like, do you honestly feel that Jersey is better than New York? A thousand times., okay, that's all for what I like it for.
So you feel like, do you honestly feel
that Jersey is better than New York?
A thousand times.
I think the way of living is different and better.
I mean, the city, it's a lot of rats and shit like that.
I mean, crazy though.
I mean, I can say that, but New York is just New York.
I'm in New York all the time.
We know.
But you live here.
Yeah, but I go to New York.
But you live here.
But he don't know nothing here.
You lay your head here.
But he lives here.
Not just that, he don't know nothing here. He knew one thing about here. The move you get
a good sleep. I should move there. I like that. I don't give a fuck what he know.
Y'all can live in New York or Jersey. Nigga you always in New York. I want to live right
there. Joe you always in New York too. Always in New York. I go to New York when I got to
get to New York. It's been about a good Come on, Joe. I go to New York when I gotta get to New York.
It's been about a good 30, 45 minutes.
Yeah, come on, right smooth back home.
Right back to my grizzly over here.
Do they even got crickets in New York?
Yes.
Man, what you think is better, man, New York or Chicago?
I don't be hearing them.
I ain't know, man, I keep it real, man.
Depending on what you deem to be quality of life,
the two places are apples and oranges,
completely different.
Got it.
So if you want to have like a luxury building
with parking and there's grass and parks and shit,
be in New Jersey.
Got it.
If you want to be in the concrete jungle
in the middle of everything paying $4,000
for a fucking closet, then you go be in New York.
But nobody wants to do that, but what's the problem?
Well, I mean, let's just say you're 22 years old,
you just moved from some podunk fucking town.
That is the greatest thing to ever happen to you.
And that's what you want.
And you know why?
You know why though?
Because they don't know that person you mentioned.
They don't know that you could be.
They don't know that they're here.
If you're a 10 minutes away from that.
Yeah, but if you're young, you want to be right
in the thick of things, you want to be on the Lower East Side.
You want to be like right in the middle of all that shit.
You don't want to do all this fucking fairy fucking, you're not, you're not going to have
a car.
The fairy.
You know, you're not going to be doing fucking Bridge and Tunnel.
You're not going to be doing all that shit.
Let's go, man.
If you can have, if you can have the choice, I'm talking about like real young people,
because New York is a city for young people, young and very fucking rich.
Don't give shit, man.
Tell these things to the money. How man. They don't know my shit.
Go ahead, Joe.
Fuck out of here.
I'll allow it for 45 seconds.
I'm not saying I'll allow it.
I think she covered the bases.
Yeah, she covered it. She killed these niggas.
What if we did a part where other people were listening, like outside of New York and New Jersey?
Like, that's it.
I mean, we're talking about New York and New Jersey.
Those people from the other places
that want to move to New York?
We got garbage cans now, come on.
Don't.
Come on over.
She's gonna be all right.
Don't.
New York is nasty and disgusting
and it's only gonna get more nasty and disgusting.
True.
Times Square is nasty and disgusting.
34th Street is nasty and disgusting.
Anything with an E in front of the number of the street
is nasty and disgusting.
Williamsburg, I don't care how much you fucking dirty hipsters
like the skateboard over there, it's nasty and disgusting.
Where's the little spot you like to run to?
What's the name of that spot?
Oh, your little last lappers out there.
Every street around there is dirty and disgusting.
New York is nasty.
They cleaning it up, stop it.
But they got garbage cans now.
It's herpes and COVID-infested.
Holy shit.
It's these dirty white people that come from wherever
they come from.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
No, you came from New York.
But it's dirty white transplants now.
It's nasty.
It's nasty. It's nasty, it's nasty.
It's nasty.
I love it.
I love Leo too.
Dykeman ain't so dirty up there.
They got a Starbucks, but that's because the community
gangs ain't gonna let the streets get their way.
The community gangs, they communal.
Communal.
They are.
They're gonna, I dare you, little, I dare you.
Go ahead.
And not live in the other building on the fifth floor.
What else, what else, what else?
You talk about brand ambassadors and shit.
I want to give it up for Pharrell.
He got pushy to your brand ambassador spot over there
at Louis.
Give it up for that.
I love that kind of shit.
Give it up.
That shit fly.
Nepotism.
Huh?
Nepotism.
That's not nepotism. Nepotism means relative. Nepotism. That's not nepotism.
Nepotism means relative.
Mm-hmm.
Whatever, though.
Looking out for your mans is-
It's the homie.
It's the homie hookup.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't care how you want to look at it.
Looking out for your mans is fly.
I like that.
That's fly.
That shit is fly.
That is super fly.
I just want to do clips of him.
Hey, yo.
I know it's coming.
Well, he ain't give me no brand ambassador job, yo.
Because I'm not a brand ambassador, no.
What you want an ambassador?
It's the way that's paid. They go, oh, give a fuck'm not a brand ambassador. What you want an ambassador?
Somebody that's paid.
They go, oh, give a fuck.
What would the brand be?
Like what's up your alley?
Yeah, let's talk about it.
Spanky.
No, no, no.
Call Wawa, call Wawa and get me on, yo.
That's not how it works.
Call Wawa and get me on, you know what I mean?
You got to find something you're passionate about.
Wawa.
I mean, coffee.
Coffee, right?
Coffee.
Where you get your coffee, dude?
Where Ian go, yo?
Back to dirty New York.
Yo, call Wawa, yo.
Ian, when he call, we taking our cut off this one.
We know that.
We know that.
Hey, Ian, the first one was for free.
We know that. We know that.
Hey, the first one was for free.
You know what I mean?
See?
Pharrell ain't taking a cut, probably.
He might be.
You never know.
Look at his face.
You got Pharrell fucked up.
Look at his face.
Look at his face.
Chad on the phone with Lorian right now.
Yeah, the words.
Chad on the phone with him.
You know that's me too, right?
Yo. Yo, y'all ain't shit. That's crazy, yo. I'm happy for Pusha T. And I'm not even a little bit of a lorry in right now. Yeah, the words. Chat on the phone. You know that's me too, right? Yo.
Yo, y'all ain't shit.
That's crazy, yo.
I'm happy for Pusha T.
And I'm not even thinking Pharrell.
When I see Pusha T do some big shit,
I think Stephen Victor always.
I'm sure Pharrell had a hand in this
because Pharrell's over there.
But that's what he was watching.
But Stephen Victor going,
he gonna sniff it out, boy.
He gonna get it.
He gonna get it.
For sure.
That's funny, yo.
That nigga's nigga go from talking about Coke
to Louis Vuitton.
Pusha T is the drug dealer East Coast version of Vince Staples.
Like Vince Staples is gonna always be in a commercial he really shouldn't be in.
Or a line with a brand.
Or getting something off that he-
That's real.
Yeah some brand, some business that's like, wait how did you do-
Oh, okay. Yeah. That's Pusha T is our version of that's dope.
I ain't even think it's a loop.
That's fly.
Yeah, I'm happy for him.
And I do wanna hear that clip sound,
especially after that song,
after that fucking song that y'all played at the joint
where I was about to cry and shit.
Good song, good song.
It was.
What else we got?
Why is Glorilla's moose knuckle written on the board?
She started.
There has to be a, somebody copped to it.
Ice.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I wrote all the top of the tongue.
This is why you got in trouble the first time.
No, it's not.
Has nothing to do with Glorilla.
Yeah, well, she has, in her TGIF record,
she had a line where she said
Crop top and boy shorts. I'm showing off my moose knuckle. Okay, so it kind of
It kind of so she started moose knuckle Mondays. Excuse me. No
No, the women had wagon Wednesdays
So the woman has they like I said they had wagon wagon Wednesdays where girls will post pictures of they ass.
Teddy Tuesday.
Teddy Tuesday, exactly.
So she moose knuckle Monday.
And they started posting pictures of they moose knuckles
in some biker shorts.
I'm glad that's not on my algorithm.
Word, I ain't seen that.
Didn't cross-bonded it, it's not.
No, it's not.
And you ain't talking about the bubble goose.
Ain't no skinny girl on my algorithm.
Are you high?
True, true, true.
But the blogs picked it up and the blogs are on your algorithm, so it would have crossed
your algorithm.
Nothing about low realist pussy is on my algorithm, I can assure you.
But the other girls that are following the moose muckle, the hashtag trended, the whole
shit.
I'm not seeing that on mine.
I didn't see it yet, neither.
Like, the girls that's getting money on my page like graduated from this.
This freak nick was their version of this.
Whatever the fuck y'all are doing.
Have fun.
Let the kids have their shit.
Let them have their shit.
I ain't gonna step on it.
I want Glorilla to get dressed.
I want Ice Spice to get dressed.
Ice Spice I want to take to burg off my damn self
and get her dressed.
That little meme when Vibe,
when they talking about Ice Spice, tired of it.
Where her face was just like.
She was over that shit.
She was bored twerking.
Yeah, she's sick of shaking this ass.
Yeah, and you know.
She's sick of shaking that ass.
She lost weight.
Yeah.
She did.
She lost weight.
Is that going to affect the ass-based content
that she's been on? They don't, she lost a lot lost weight. Is that going to affect the ass-based content that she's been on?
They don't.
She lost a lot of weight.
They don't be needing ads to make the ass-based content.
The fart song is not going to ring the same, I feel like.
To make good ass-based content, you do.
I'm sick of these girls twerking everywhere.
I don't want to say.
I want to step on the phone.
Let the girls twerk.
Go ahead.
Let them twerk. Call ahead. Let them twerk.
Call me when y'all get that fucking silhouette challenge
back going again.
You don't wanna see skinny girls do that either.
I don't wanna see a skinny girl do nothing in the world.
See, that's why I'm looking for the challenge
that excluded the skinny girl.
The girls are becoming skinnies now.
The red light, skinny.
I'm trying to, I think you missed it.
Yeah, but once we get the red light silhouette back,
them skinny bitches take a look back at their shadow
and put the phone back.
They don't try to participate in none of that.
Ain't none of this in their life.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hey, I ain't seen a skinny girl yet
trying to put the phone up on the ceiling in the bathroom.
Right?
That's why the challenge got.
I was not seeing it.
You never liked a skinny girl before?
He gonna lie.
I see your name on the photos now.
Do y'all want me to, well, there's a talk to be had here.
Right? Yes.
Like, I think my definition of skinny girl
or thin woman is different than
Say ISIS. ISIS version
of a skinny girl. There's levels.
There's levels. There's levels.
On whatever woman I'm looking at,
there's a curve, there's curves.
We had, me and you had that problem. There's curvy this curvy curvy curve. It always been like that your whole life
Oh, yeah, just high school me and Joe had that my baby my first baby mom brought me into the fucking game
She wasn't chump nigga. Watch it fucking mouth. No love my first baby mom and while I'm 18 and she's 23 don't get no ideas
Lied about my age
No, she brought me into the game. What even know going back from there. It's out there Don't get no ideas. I lied about my age.
No, she brought me into the game.
One of them know going back from there,
it's that after her.
Trey told me he was going to
a Janet Jackson concert soon too.
Hey, I'll pop right up.
Ruin your night.
I'll pop right up, ruin the night.
Anytime.
Oh shit, my home, my home.
Anyplace.
I'm the last nigga.
Oh shit, my work from 50 years ago is in this month.
Yeah, watch yourself.
It ain't never over.
It's never over.
What the fuck?
It's never over.
Leave that nigga mom alone.
I don't give a fuck.
Yeah, skinny.
Once I learned that my first baby mom was arching, I said, well, that's the arch.
Then you start meeting chicks that couldn't arch.
Clear separation of the game. They arched at first.
Oh, and then you stopped them from arching.
Ah, ah, ah.
Ra, da, da, da.
I'm a little slow.
I'm a little slow.
Boy, you run into that, you know, you know.
They started off with an arch.
That arch, boy. Boy You know you're not. Yeah, I'm not. He started off with an arch. That arch, boy.
Yo, speak.
Boy, when you're removed, yo.
Hey, hey, hey.
Hey, you're not so tough now, huh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You ain't hot shit no more, huh?
Jackie, join the curses.
Get your ass over here.
Hey!
Come here.
What, all right?
No, no.
I was just saying, nah, your mom's on this.
You was arching on that horse shit what you was riding?
Yo.
Hey, yo, yo, yo, ho. No, you was oning on that horseshit what you would
Know I was saying yo, I had a, my fucking mom's called me the other day. Mom's?
It's so weird.
No, no, when he said Janet Jackson,
made me think about it.
She calls me, hey, I'm like, what's up, ma?
What you want?
Can you give me JJ tickets?
Like who the fuck?
JJ Fat?
Fuckin' JJ.
Janet Jackson, I thought about you,
how you say your mom's called, like,
now they think we just got it.
The blood.
You got it.
Be very careful.
You got it.
You got to bleed the blood.
Be very, very careful.
Once your mom find out that you can get tickets to anything,
you gonna get tickets to everything.
Bro, I was like, my mother don't like going to spots
that I thought.
Nigga, my mom called me while I'm at the Chris show on the way.
Yeah, I'm gonna see Chris.
Yeah, me and your niece wanted to go see Chris too.
I was like, I didn't think, I didn't even know that.
I didn't even know that.
So now I have to get, I gotta-
Future's coming soon, right?
Wait, hold on, hold on.
Listen.
Y'all getting carried away now.
If Miss Fabian here to march mad,
then she better stop playing.
But my mama go.
I believe that.
My mom will go.
I believe that.
I believe that.
Yeah, nah, that's a dangerous name.
Bro, that shit fucked me up.
My mother don't be going to shows.
But did you manage to get them?
Okay, good son.
Look at you.
Watch your fucking mouth.
You're fired, son.
You're fired, son.
I'm not, I'm just.
I don't know what.
That's Big Free. He's a connect. I heard about you talking to me. You fired, huh? I'm not, I'm just. I don't know what, he got you. That's big for you.
He's a connect, I heard about you.
I'm not in the connect.
He get ticket for everybody but it's you.
Exactly, and Flip.
Cause he called you.
It do be funny when people ask you for some tickets
that are like not in your wheelhouse or genre though.
They go Paul McCartney's coming to town.
What you doing Paul McCartney?
I don't think I know anybody over there that can't, so.
I have my legs hit me one time.
I'm talking about some, yo, my daughter want to go to this Taylor Swift show.
Yeah, that's the one.
Ticket match.
Oh, wait, can't even do that.
I don't know to tell you, bro.
He had started recently with that Red Hot Chili Peppers
ticket in Florida.
Yeah, he had to go to Tampa or some shit.
That's a vibe.
Yeah, it is.
I would so do Red Hot Chili Peppers.
In Tampa, too.
Tampa's lit.
No, they had a, I think, coming up,
I think it's the Augusta song.
Yeah, Joe.
Listen, I was outside when Flea was the MTV Jam All-Star at MVP.
Yeah, that nigga was damn near the Mascot.
He was damn near the Mascot.
Rockin' Jock.
Rockin' Jock.
Rockin' Jock, oh my God.
No bullshit. Sleep.
What other ex, well you don't have to say the name, but is there any other exes that when you go into a spot,
that you'll stay in the spot and let them see you?
You know sometimes you leave, sometimes niggas leave,
I don't want to bump into her, I don't want to bump in.
If they there, you saying?
If they there, yeah, yeah.
That you let them see you, would you avoid them,
would you stand out there, you saying? If they there, yeah, yeah. That you let them see you, would you avoid them?
Would you stand out?
Would you hide?
They gonna see me if I'm sitting there.
They gonna see you?
They gonna see me whether I want to.
Cause I know some niggas,
if they exes some way they not there.
It's just probably one of them.
He pre-exes, you know what I mean?
I'm gonna hug all my exes,
if I see them.
All?
Every single one of them.
All the word ex, I got it.
I see how he does it. Hey, hey. You see me, right? That's right. That, every single one of them. Oh, the word X, I got it. I see how he does it.
Hey, hey.
You see what I'm saying?
You see what I'm saying?
That's where y'all differ.
I was just joking.
The other hand, nigga.
That's where y'all differ.
He gonna hug his ex.
Ooh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
No, no, no, let me stay out of it.
No.
I'm not doing ball business.
Joe, you.
What?
I didn't even know that, because I found it funny.
You said that you go to the Janet Jackson concert and let Trey Mom see you. That? I didn't even know that because I found it funny you said that you'll go to the Janet
Jackson concert and let Trey Mom see you.
That's mad funny to me because last time I spoke to you and asked you, I don't know
if you said that you guys have conversations that much.
So that was funny to me.
That caught me off guard.
We're on a beef.
We have no beef.
We did all our beefing.
Okay, okay.
Listen, I've lived the life of a thousand men already.
That's fire.
It's done.
I've beefed enough. I've pieced it up.
I fucking, we did it.
You stabbed me, you got it.
You can't say that.
You want it.
You stabbed me.
You stabbed the shit out of me, nigga.
Stop playing.
Raa!
Did you stop playing?
Huh?
Did you stop playing?
Well, I went to the hospital, but she went to jail.
What?
And then I went like a duck ass sucker for love ass nigga.
Dropped the charges?
Dropped the charges on my bunk.
Real nigga.
That's fine, real nigga?
Yeah, my whole family was mad.
Real nigga?
Oh, okay great.
That's a real nigga move.
I didn't hear what he said, that's why I'm just, great.
If you still want to be with a girl,
you gotta drop the charges.
Oh, well you have to.
You gotta drop the charges.
I don't want them to still be with you.
How long you let them stay there for though?
She let them in, she did a night.
She did as long as I had to sleep in the hospital bed
because I couldn't sign the paper from the hospital bed.
I know some niggas stretch it out.
Like some baby mothers.
I forgive you.
If I've never said it publicly.
She caught you on like a Friday evening.
Some baby mothers let it stretch out.
Like no, they'll go to court and all that shit.
I'm going to drop the charges.
I'm going to drop the charges and let you go to court
they're playing but they drop it later I know when my man's in with the court for
a while she end up dropping it but some of my bag or two yeah some of them
stretch it out thought about you that's some fucked up shit keep your hands to
yourself everybody keep your motherfucking hands to yourself also I did watch
fucking Beverly Hills cop. Me too.
What an amazing redemption story of a black father
that totally abandoned his daughter
and then came back in her time of need
when he really needed to save the day.
That arc.
Stop cracking jokes. I like the movie, nigga.
I like the movie too. I'm not trying to be funny.
You sure? I like the movie niggas. I like the movie too. I'm not trying to be funny. You sure I
Like the movie. Okay, me too. It was a good movie. It was a good movie
It was almost like Eddie said well, this is my question for y'all
Nobody here sees the difference in what Eddie did with
Beverly Hills cop and with what Eddie did we're coming to America. Yes. Okay, that's it. Yes
With the white people no, he took it serious
He spent money spent money. Yeah, he had to spend a budget was a buck 50
He made I said he spent five dollars in a pack of Lucy's last time
Yeah, listen you can't blow up the bus and all of this shit he got it he got to do it He might have spent a couple of million dollars. He learned something.
Yeah, listen, you can't blow up the bus and all of this shit.
He got to do it.
And the actors that's in this movie, you ain't gonna play with them like them coming to American niggas.
Go call Nick Nolte phone with some funny shit.
Nick Nolte, I'm talking about the younger Nick Nolte.
What's that? Kevin Bacon? The nigga that looked like Kevin Bacon.
What's the guy's name?
Kevin Bacon. Oh yeah, it's Kevin Bacon. You're not gonna play with Kevin Bacon, the nigga that looked like Kevin Bacon. What's the guy's name? What's the guy's name? Kevin Bacon. Oh yeah, it's Kevin Bacon.
You're not gonna play with Kevin Bacon.
Hey, hey, I tell you one nigga you ain't gonna play with.
Kevin Bacon, where you going on your phone?
Pay it up.
And it was somebody else in there, the older white dude,
you're not gonna play with him.
It was another main character in there.
You wasn't gonna play with them actors.
You gotta play them actors.
So, and the product looked like.
The actors are actors. They took it serious, that's what I'm saying. I gotta play them actors. And the product looked like. The actors are actors.
They took it serious.
That's what I'm saying.
I like the fact that they kept the theme music
throughout the movie.
So like, they kept switching it up.
They did that in the original movies.
I thought that was dope.
I listened for that.
I liked the movie.
The movie was fire.
Did they pay Afion, and if so, how much?
Let's pocket watch.
Cause if I had to get a freebie in
Forget y'all
Never tried to make a movie no
At some point they paid a fee on they paid him they paid him Joe well hopefully he was one of the writers
No, hopefully he was one of the right any Murphy production. They're not gonna
Huh, so you don't know.
Huh?
So you don't know that they're paying well.
I'm going to assume that Afion, at his big age, is not going to be like, okay, yeah,
it's an Eddie Murphy movie.
At your big age, are you taking money for a three-minute back and forth exchange with
Eddie Murphy and a new Beverly Hills cop?
Are you taking money for that?
Yes.
I'm not demanding no money.
No, you are not. I'm not demanding.
No, you are not. And when they say, Hey, we got it. You not saying, all right,
take me off the table. You're a lion in here now. I would agree with that.
Y'all. I agree. Don't lie.
So you think a nigga would do it for the free. I would. Yes. Yes. Yes.
You say yes. I would do it for free. Who wouldn't do it for free?
I think a bunch of people would do it for free.
I think he got paid, but I don't necessarily think
you gotta roll a Brinks truck out for me for that.
No, no.
This is a different level of look for him.
Getting paid, getting the look,
and free is two different things, bro.
True.
I'm asking, Joe was saying for the free.
I mean, I think if he had to do it for free,
he would do it. I'm saying he would do it for the free.
I think he would sit here and say-
I would agree with that.
Not saying that he wouldn't ask for something,
but if push come to shove,
is it a deal breaker that you're not getting paid
while you have lines with Eddie Murphy?
We ain't talking about you in an Eddie Murphy movie.
True.
We're not talking about you in an Eddie Murphy scene.
I agree with that.
You have back and forth exchange lines with Eddie Murphy.
I agree.
As a comedian.
This is a major motion picture.
On Netflix.
This ain't no black shit.
This is what the budget is
Yes, this is the spin. Yeah before you start telling me what your fucking ant rate is. Hey, this is the spin on this
We got 400 mil going out with this all everywhere. You'll see it you in you fucking in
Yeah, I mean and you into we saw your movie you are
You in. That's hate. That was hate.
That was a lot of hate.
How we saw the movie.
You in.
You in, too.
Girl, it's hate.
I'm different.
You in if Eddie Lacey called for the damn...
I said...
Eddie Lambert, Eddie Winslow.
There's a couple of Eddie's that call.
God damn it.
Oh, shit.
I'm out.
Yo. Eddie Winslow. I don't feel hot. There's a couple of Eddie's they call.
God damn it.
Oh, shit.
I'm out.
Fuck.
Yo, this nigga's a fucker.
Stupid.
Oh, man.
Eddie fucking Winslow.
Shout out to Jaleel White.
Got him a white girl.
Married her.
Huh?
Black excellence.
Who's that, Steve Urgl?
Black excellence.
Hey, you hear about your girl, Gypsy Rose?
No, I was going to crack one male for a little bit.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I've seen Beverly Hills cop try to text Eddie.
She tried to send Eddie a text, you know I'm back in acting.
You know I took the classes you told me to in 89.
That's it, that's the end of my joke.
I was outside, while I was outside, man,
I came to a realization that the man next to me,
it's not only two people that's next,
well we know that Joe is in the social life,
he's somebody and people love him,
but we are, a lot of times we are missing
this guy that goes under the radar,
and that's my man, Ishmael Johnson.
Yo, they love you outside, I mean, you know,
you're a people's person, I heard when you're outside,
you're smiling.
Social butterfly.
Yeah, you're a social butterfly.
That's my son right there.
And I didn't know that. That's my son. You know what I'm saying, I didn't know that. You're a social butterfly And I didn't know that that's my son. No, I'm saying I didn't know that
You must son a flip. Are you under your radar? Are you cuz we know yeah, I didn't know that
We all know that too well shaking hands and kissing babies. Yes. He is that guy that's how you know that man
I've seen the mother nation. She's seen him in action. We've all we've all seen ish in action
It's only the audience that think he build houses
or sell T-shirts.
It's different when people come to you.
They caught me.
Yo, good looking.
You're man, Ish is in the building.
Good looking for putting them on.
I didn't put Ish on or nothing.
But he shouted my name out.
Real nigga shit.
Shouted my name out, salute.
But then they was just telling me
how you was moving in there.
You dropping names? They told me how you was moving. They said you was moving like I to my name, absolute. But, and then they was just telling me how you was moving in there.
You dropping names?
They told me how you was moving. They said you was moving like,
I love Jeannie, nigga.
I dream of Jeannie.
Same shit. Same shit.
Be which? You was moving like all the niggas and they said they love you.
I'm telling you, get back to me.
No, no, no. That shit was cool.
I got a call like, yo, what's up with him?
It's Rofal Rose.
Yeah, this shit. I told that nigga, you know, he's a little bit
in the milkshake lane, so you make him wanna just chill,
you know, a little vanilla.
I don't think that, you know, you just, you know,
and he's taken, but gotta call about it.
You man out there with the light eyes, ah, ah, ah.
I was hating on you.
I was hating.
Why?
That's corny, nigga, call me about me.
I'm coming with my man, I'm my boy, you wanna let me in?
That's natural.
And on top of that, I'm respecting your situation.
I was with my girl.
But girls don't give a fuck about that?
Oh, that's true.
Come on, you know that, man.
That's true, that's true.
Can I blow it up?
Oh, man.
Oh, man.
But asking the question, if he blow it up, ask him.
Can I blow it up?
I don't know what he talking about.
I ain't never talking about him, I'm just blowing it up.
Because niggas just get on these podcast mics and lie.
And we do have a female audience out there listening, so.
I'll say it.
I'ma say it.
Sometimes you find the right social mix
where being taken is like the big joker
in terms of being single.
Ooh, that's a fact.
Elaborate, I think I know what you're talking about,
but elaborate.
Sometimes you find the right mix where being taken and moving
like you're taken is very attractive.
It's always been, though.
That's not new.
Sometimes you see that and you might have to double back.
You might.
Go back to the spot.
Sometimes you see that.
And you might have to just circle back to the spot.
I'm not talking about nobody.
I'm not talking about nobody here.
I'm not talking about nobody here.
I got in trouble for doing that.
And when you circle back to the spot...
I did that to a T-Rex.
Minus one. A lot of y'all listening are plus ones.
Some of y'all are minus ones.
My wife had the radar,
she knew I was back there, nigga.
Yeah, that's the bad part.
She had the radar, I did that before.
Your girl know that while you back there.
That's the problem with that.
She peeped all of that before you did.
And you wasn't gonna post it, because you know that.
But they got their phones out, postin' away.
Your girl is hittin' that little, hey, tag my man icon.
That's right there.
Hey, yo, if you see my man, my man, do me a favor
and just tag my man for me.
Bitches is hitting that little tab right there.
My girl see pictures.
I ain't even know bitches posted.
And there's two types of conversations, right?
So when you go back, they already know what it was.
So the conversation that views with your girl
don't come up.
They know already.
What's understood don't need to be said.
The Muslims taught me that.
So they go straight into it.
What's understood don't need to be said.
When you meet that clan right there, that just understands.
Your girl will understand or your wife will understand.
They don't understand shit.
Oh, they understand, all right.
They understand they're going to get that ass whooped.
They understand they're going to whoop your ass.
That's the problem.
Get my ass whooped, yeah.
My wife not with none of that shit, son.
I'll be, I can't talk about it.
But she's not with none of that shit, son.
The shit I thought that I could get away with, like,
and I thought I got scot-free out of nowhere,
like five months later, she bring it up in my memory, be like, that's why I have to write away with. And I thought, I got scott free, I don't know where, like five months later she bring it up in my memory,
be like, that's why I have to write my notes.
I did this this day, I did that day.
Because I don't know where she play.
I think it's a Caribbean thing.
It may not be a Caribbean thing.
I think it's a woman thing to play dumb.
She'll play like she don't know what's going on
and act like she, I feel like I got over.
She's still laughing and smiling and being
friendly there's nothing change it's the long game I blame them for but then I have a problem
with that because if you could be that deceiving are you cheating on me I'm gonna reverse it
all right so you that deceiving you caught me you got me what you doing let me see your
shit for real I want to get into that so you're a narcissist and a gaslighter. I'm a narcissist and I gaslight.
I throw gasoline, nigga.
I work for Exxon, nigga.
I work for Exxon.
Seriously.
You got you.
It's a, I don't know how they do it, man.
Because if I see my wife, say if I catch my wife in something.
You can't hold water.
I can't hold it.
Nope.
I cannot, hell no ish.
Oh, no, I'm holding it.
If I see something I don't like, I can't play it off.
I hold it.
Yeah, everybody come downstairs.
Everybody come downstairs.
Start clapping loud.
Yo, we got it.
Hold the racket.
Six in the morning.
Six in the morning.
And that's bad.
I hold it.
You can hold it in?
Absolutely.
So you can play it off and still go out on it.
So say if you catch your wife before something.
What?
You'll still go on a date and play it off?
Fam, I've held it for months.
You a**, nigga.
That's when I was in the street though.
Like I was-
You're Aries, right? What you saying?
You go to the job?
You're Aquarius, right?
Capricorn, nigga.
Aries, Capricorn, same shit, same family.
Know that.
Aries, Capricorns, and fucking, what's the name?
No, it's not.
Deuce.
No, to be honest, nevermind.
I don't even sit here like I'm defending my son.
Come on, look, look, look, look.
Virgos and Capricorns are very much alike.
I'm a Leo, so.
Nah, we don't hold it for years.
That's you.
I don't hold it for years.
I hold my, look, I haven't had to do that lately,
but that's you.
Give me a reason to dispute something.
That ain't a Virgo, that's the Joe Joe.
But why hold it though?
I'm gonna dispute it.
But why do you hold it?
Because back in the day, I used to be outside.
So I was in the street.
So if I caught you doing some shit,
then I keep it in the tuck.
So just in case when you catch me doing my shit,
I already know my shit going to be more egregious.
So yeah.
That's for sure.
Yeah, I did.
No, strategic.
Yo, I did that, but you did this too.
Oh, shit. So we even then. No, strategic. Yo, I did that, but you did this too. Oh, shit.
So we even then.
Let's go.
Well, I guess for that, because I'm that way,
but it ain't because of outside shit.
Oh, all right.
That was mine.
Like to me, if I catch something,
I start playing the way it out game.
Like, hmm, if I do this, is it worth it?
If it's something real small,
is this even worth making a deal out of?
Or you could just make an Instagram post.
No.
That's me getting caught doing dumb shit.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying.
I said if I catch something,
I said me not me getting caught doing dumb shit.
But if you get caught, you can just make a post.
And again, that's shit.
Oh, they just make a post, trust me.
They just make a post.
I'm trying to play ice skating.
Yeah, it's way more than just make a post.
I got it.
But no, that's what I'm saying.
You need to make amends.
Oh, you got to do something. There we go, there a party. I got it. But no, that's what I'm saying. Chanel. You need to make amends.
Oh, you got to do something.
There we go, there we go.
Make amends.
Ooh.
But yeah, I like weigh it out.
Like, all right, is this big enough to even,
do I need to bring this up?
What happens if I bring this up?
Play it out.
Or, okay, this could go this way.
I think of every option.
I'm such a-
Lose the battle, win the more.
Sometimes I'm such a manipulator, nigga.
If I see a high school nigga on Facebook say something and you respond to the nigga. I'm such a manipulator, nigga. If I see it, if I see a high school
nigga on Facebook say something,
you respond to the nigga, I'm gonna
use that. Yes.
Now I get the call.
I don't give a fuck. Blow me up.
I use it.
I blow that shit up. I magnify.
Yo, I saw this nigga look here.
He said this, that I'm upset.
I'm outside.
That's not much.
That's your son.
That's not my son.
That is your son.
Not my son.
I'm outside.
I'm outside. But hold on. That's your oldest boy. That's your son. That is your son. That's not my son. I'm outside, I'm not his son.
I'm outside, but hold on.
That's your oldest boy.
Sterile.
No, that's your oldest boy.
That's your oldest boy, right?
I'm telling you.
Vaccinated, I mean, vasectomy.
Vaccinated.
I got the vaccinated vasectomy.
You took the sperm vaccine?
No, I got the vaccinated vasectomy for sure.
No, I do, I did that before.
I did it before.
I believe you.
You responded to that nigga, and it was nothing too crazy. It was just like, oh, I don't give a fuck. I did it before. I believe you. You responded to that nigga and it was nothing too crazy.
It was just like, oh, I don't give a fuck.
I don't care, nigga.
I need to go outside.
I got some shit to do and I don't want to be questioned.
This is old.
This is before, not-
Sure.
Yeah, I can't do that shit now
because she caught on all my games.
That's old shit.
Yeah, it's old.
Last week.
Last week.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Nah.
That's part of how I became an exhibitionist and a warrior.
You ain't got a hard name. You want to fuck old boy, what y'all about to do?
What y'all do got going on you go yeah, I'll sit in the corner
Nigga you the mummy remember the ahead. You a cuck? You the mummy, nigga.
For sure.
You the mummy.
Remember the mummy?
Who the difficult monster to kick feet?
You don't kink chain him up here?
No.
What's up, kink chain?
I just said we don't kink chain.
All right.
I just said that.
We don't kink chain.
I just, you know.
Do you, if you catch somebody and something,
do you hold it in, man, or you don't?
Don't do that, you're gonna force her to part.
I got you.
Shut up.
You're gonna force her to actually be a part of the party.
Shut up.
She probably just wanna talk about her personal things.
No, I'm, are you fucking kidding me?
She probably just don't wanna talk
about her personal things today,
as I'm saying, you probably don't,
sometimes you not in the mood to talk about personal,
that's all.
It depends on what it is.
Okay.
It depends on what it is.
Sometimes.
The juicy shit. When you went and saw the box,
how long before you said something?
Give us some of that shit bad for the brand.
Oh, 20 seconds.
Well, actually, I was at the house,
he was at the gym, and so he started calling the house.
What house you was at?
I was at his house.
That's the thing.
No, go ahead, I'm out. I was at his house, That's just a thing. No, go ahead, I'm out.
I was at his house, and so I answered the phone. I was like, what?
And he was like, what do you mean what?
I was like, what do you want?
And he was like, who are you talking to?
I said, I'm talking to you, motherfucker.
And he was just like, what is your problem?
I said, why don't you come back to the house and find out?
Click.
And so I was packing up all my shit.
Hey, your fam.
You're saying that from my house.
I wouldn't have came to that house. I sure am. I wouldn't have came, your fam. You're saying that from my house.
I sure am.
I would have came to that house.
You're saying that from my house.
I am saying that from your house.
After what I just said.
Water was out.
Yes.
Electricity was off.
He was outside waiting for the locksmith.
How long did it take him to get back?
That's what I want to know.
He was rich?
He was not poor.
I would have had a whole new apartment.
All that shit over there, bro.
I'd have went back.
I'd have waved right outside the lock.
I'd have lost it, though.
What?
I ain't going back.
You're going to have to go out eventually.
It took him like 20 minutes to get back.
And he didn't even stop the car.
Like, he didn't turn off the ignition.
Door was still open.
Oh, he knew.
He knew what the fuck I found.
He knew.
He knew.
Oh, shit. You always wanted something. And you left that day, or he was able to talk to you? He was still open. He knew what the fuck I found. He knew. He knew.
Oh shit.
You always wanted something
and somebody's home.
And you left that day or he was able to talk to you?
Don't get that look of disgust off your face.
I said, God.
This was practically my second residence, okay?
No.
Yes.
It wasn't.
Yes.
It's not your first.
Yes.
It's not your second.
Yes.
That's the way that it was set up. I had what?
Where were the activities taking place
What do you mean that you saw in the bed? I slept in it. What ain't your second house?
About women
Telling you women are crazy
about women. That's back, I'm telling you, women are crazy. That's not your second residence, that's not your home, that's not your bed, that's not your mattress. You have no right to...
Yo, this nigga, live on that, that's not your bed. That's not your bed. That's not your bed.
That's a trigger for him, yo. Yes, it would be courteous and respectful of me to not sleep
with someone in the same bed that I sleep with you in.
But that is a courtesy.
This is my bed.
That's a courtesy.
It's a courtesy for you to be respectful and faithful and monogamous to your fiance.
Now I see why you think you could be a good murderer.
How did you just come up with that?
You ain't get to that level yet.
You ain't get to that level yet.
It really is.
It's a trigger point.
And you show your ass every single fucking time.
Well, that's why it's called a trigger.
Yeah.
You might need to go to therapy for that, boo.
Why, I've been.
It has not worked.
I had to keep going until I found the therapist that agreed.
Yeah.
You're a faggot.
You're a faggot, right?
The fuck is you talking about?
I'm wet. Hey, what you think? Fire. Hey, what you talking about?
I'm with, hey, what'd you think?
Fired.
Hey, what you talking about this?
That's her bad too.
Fired.
You want a job or no?
No, no, no.
Therapists need ways of living too.
I think that bad was yours.
I think silly.
Button.
Hey, you talking about wives and fiancees.
I'm talking about girlfriends that don't live in the house.
I was a fiance.
No, you.
Yes, I was.
Yes, you were.
Yes, I was.
Entitled only.
Huh?
What the fuck?
What?
Not in definition of what you choose
in terms of morals and characteristics
that you put to your fiance.
This person lacked those things.
But yet you still keep the title part only.
I had to figure shit out. In order for me title the title part on the best place
to figure shit out where your fucking house get out of niggas houses get out
of niggas houses
tell these fucking baddies to go home go to your own home and you're a nasty bad boy.
Check this.
Don't come over here and wanna search around.
Hey, what's in here? Some shit that I put there.
And check this shit out.
Can I ask a question?
This nigga's different, son.
Is the nigga, so the nigga's not wrong at all.
One.
And if the nigga presents it to her like yo,
this is basically his second.
He wrong for the infidelity aspect.
No, I'm talking about, if he makes it seem like
this is your second home, niggas do that.
If he makes it seem like, and it's his fiance.
Exactly.
So yeah, I know you live there,
but when you here, you fucking home.
Yo, you need help or you got it.
I'm not even doing this with him.
I don't have the energy to do this with him.
I ain't got to do it.
Ice know better than this shit he's talking about.
He just doing that podcast thing he do.
I'm not doing no podcasting because I think differently.
Of course you bought the bed, it's your bed
and all that extra shit.
Yeah, like yo, niggas do that though.
Niggas tell women when they come to the house,
like yo, you my girl, you my wife.
Ice, we don't need our pod to unpack
that men try to mislead women.
I'm not talking about misleading though. I won't even talk about miss Leighton
I'm talking about the nigga that really believed that shit and then he did some look like now
Sorry ice. Why would you be hard on her view?
Men miss you know, I mean she was misled, you know what you know why else I'm triggered by this
Fuck it
Fuck it. I don't care, we here now.
A lot of times women like men with money.
Right?
Correct.
Yeah, no, I'ma do it.
I'ma do it.
Let him go.
Let him go.
Yo, nah.
He going there, yeah.
I know he going to.
Yo, one.
Two.
Yo, just tap out, yo.
Yo, yo, leave him, get out of here, nigga. Because there's man ways to go about this. Yeah. Two. Yo, just tap out, yo. Yo, yo, leave it, get out of here, nigga.
This is man way to go about this.
Stop.
A lot of times, men, women, like men with money.
And abs.
And a certain way of life about them.
Those men, if they are doing something
that's not supposed to be on the schedule,
if they're doing something that they're trying
to be discreet about or want no one to know about, and they sit and think about the best possible
place to get this done, what the fuck is in the top two answers for that person?
Home is a thing.
Tell me his house is not in it.
Yeah, home is a thing.
You're fucking right, his house is in it.
Absolutely.
Give it to me.
Hotel.
No, he's saying no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no he's doing no no no no no no
you crazy not if you somebody of stature you really you know you know that is
noticeable we got everybody a profiles his room and we got the Airbnb days you
could go run an Airbnb and get your freak off on and get caught because they got a camera. You got a camera.
And now they take this.
They sold the footage.
And if you somebody they can sell it.
That happened recently.
Yes it did.
Cory wins.
What is that?
They really want to see your house and see how you live.
So they want to see the floor to ceiling windows.
That's what get them wet.
You bought them inside.
They trying to come over there.
Don't let us get the talk.
We done fucked some girls where we couldn't park our car
on they block.
We couldn't wear our nice sweatsuit on they block.
Yes, they want to come to where the fuck we at.
Nigga had me on Pennsylvania Avenue in Brooklyn.
I ain't know where I was going.
This was back in the MapQuest days.
Like yo this bitch trying to lie me out.
So now don't come over here
because we done did this four, five, six, seven times.
You think everything over here is your second home.
It ain't bitch, I worked for this.
Fam, you talking something totally different.
She was a fiance engaged to this nigga
that was planning to get married.
That's different than the girl you talking about.
He's getting a little out of it.
That's what I'm talking about.
I believe men have gotten a lot of fugazi proposals.
That word fiance means nothing to me. She had a ring. of fugazi proposals. That word fiance means nothing to me.
She had a ring.
A ring means nothing to me.
That means nothing to me when you come from where Melissa Ford comes from.
You are again, I will say, you are the most shaded, cynical motherfucker.
In five weeks, a nigga will get on their knees and compose them out for her.
You know what she's going to say?
I'm a fiance.
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
Bullshit.
Bullfucking shit.
Bullshit.
Bullfucking shit.
How many times you been proposed to? Yeah. man. Bullshit. Bullfucking shit. Bullshit. Bullfucking shit.
How many times you been bullshitting?
Yeah.
You lying ass nigga?
I play well, nigga.
You sound like the white boy.
Bullfucking shit.
Bullfucking shit.
Bullfucking shit.
Bullfucking shit.
Bullfucking shit.
Bullfucking shit.
Bullfucking shit.
Bullfucking shit.
She want to sit down.
That was Big Mel.
Big Mel.
I don't fucking care about him.
I play with Mel.
You crazy.
Nah, I'm with you now. Stop playing with metal. You're crazy.
Nah, I'm with you now.
Stop playing with metal.
You turned the stove on.
I don't want to hear that.
You know how you stop the stove and click it?
You know how you stop the stove and click it?
I don't want to hear that shit on this lazy shit the girl be fucking saying.
I'm sick of it now.
You are very triggered now.
Hold on, but let me answer your question.
You need to work your shit out.
It's not your bed, buy a bed.
You gotta work your shit out.
Buy a bed, get your own mattress.
Call 1-800-MATRUS like the rest of the niggas out here.
I have my own shit.
Go to the factory right there over there when you couldn't afford the real fucking mattress. I got me the $300 cake
Niggas have gone through matches I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Get a bed. Get a bed. Get a bed.
You sleeping here,
want to take a cold shower.
Write that down, write that down.
What the fuck you say that?
I don't want to hear none of that shit.
Yo, now,
Your true father is showing.
You heard him?
You heard him?
Yeah, you heard me, nigga.
Yeah, that's cool.
Yo,
Write it down, boss.
You think I'll say,
yo, get your own bed, my nigga.
My second, dairy bed.
In your house, they just going to put their bed
in your room, over there.
Sick of these bitches.
You wake up at 5 a.m. In your bed look quick on the
We're going on and I'm trying to cuddle with me, I'm trying to go back to sleep, go home.
How you going?
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Stop.
Let me talk.
How about anybody who's ever dealt with this?
How?
Yo, you all right?
How?
They say you all right?
I've heard Cory on a secondary bed.
Crazy.
I've heard niggas say to you, when you like somebody,
you move them in.
Yes, I've heard the same thing.
If you move that fast. That's why he the same thing. If you move that fast.
That's why he's so triggered.
If you move that fast, how the fuck you gonna tell him to go home, nigga?
No, he used to be high.
I think...
That's a manipulation tactic, and I'm down for the manipulation.
One...
But you gotta acknowledge it's manipulation.
Yes, I did used to be high.
That's a fact.
That's a trick we set outside when you was on the floor.
But two, and I know I don't want to step on a good joke with Truth,
I moved three women in in a row during the rise of social media,
which is why the rap on Joe is you move them in back.
They seen it. You seen it.
Got it.
You seen Shorty I Won't Name, back to back from Shorty I Won't Name, back to back from Shorty I Won't Name.
And if you went through that roller coaster, no, you'll never move another one in again.
I see what you're saying. I got you. So from experience you speak, you're speaking from.
I moved three of them in. F***ed here for the summer. Write it down. Come on, stay over here, bitch.
I want to f fuck you every night
hey you go date go out that's the real conversation right yeah yeah yeah when niggas do that
that's the real conversation right niggas thought the girls was moving in you making her think all of this because you want to fuck her every day
I want to fuck you every night that's what she's gonna do with it but you don't know
everything else that come with us.
She can do whatever she want,
but you just want to fuck her every night.
I want to fuck her every night.
When you're done, meet me here.
It's home base.
Nigga, you different, son.
I'm talking about back in the day.
I'm not talking about today.
No, no, no. I'm not talking about today.
That's how that shit was going back in the day.
Well, yeah.
I understand.
After that fly.
Yeah, no. Back in the day.
That's some fake crib shit.
Niggas was with that.
I ain't want to fuck every day.
You know how many bitches would run around and die
and then talk about, that's my secondary bed?
Oh man.
Secondary bed, what'd they have to,
come on, yo.
What happened?
Yo, man, you gonna let the nigga get away with that, man?
I am gonna let him get away with it because he's insane
and it's fine because it shows.
Your crazy is showing you should tuck that shit back in.
This is like at the spade table
when you know where the big joker is.
That's all right, it ain't in your hand.
But you know the nigga that got it, so act right.
And you squeezing that little deuce.
You squeezing that deuce.
She not playing with me
because I'm strapped up joker joker deuce deuce ace king.
That's why, you gotta make it seem like grace.
So she not giving you grace.
I got the ace down to the fucking three.
So she no better.
I'm missing two.
What the fuck is she talking about?
Yeah, mute it up.
Secondary bed.
Yeah, it was, it was my second home.
And you left that night, you left that day.
Yeah.
I got a question for you.
I got a question for you.
It's gonna seem like I'm talking about you, but I'm not.
Okay, okay.
It's about me. It's not about you. I talking about you, but I'm not okay. Okay. It's about me
It's not about you. Okay
Look they teach you that little show believe black men go this is my question for you
If someone were to call don't get into who to someone is you have a rapport with someone already
You already have a report to someone you speak to the someone there's some type of something something with someone and that person would call next week or next month and say hey
I'm paying your rent this month
How would you feel?
Don't answer for black or white or mixed or Canada whatever she is
I would be curious as to why.
Okay.
I would be like, are you super up?
Did you win the lottery or something like that?
You already knew he was super up.
He was already up.
No.
Okay, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm.
You know he's super up.
And he just wants to pay my rent.
The man that is, let me not say that.
And he just wants to pay my rent.
Yeah.
I would think that there was an ulterior motive. And I would. So would you allow him to pay my rent. The man that is, I mean, I say that. And he just wants to pay my rent. Yeah. I would think that there was an ulterior motive.
So would you allow him to pay it?
No, because I would be really confused.
So you're sending the money back?
It wouldn't even come in the first place.
That way, hold on.
I would just be very, I would be very confused about what the ulterior motive is, and I would
just feel like there was one there.
If a man zelle you randomly.
We can't do it. We can't do it. We can't do it. We can't do it. would just feel like there was one there. If a man zell you randomly, zell.
We can't do it.
We can't do it.
We can't do it.
No, because some niggas do that, though.
Some niggas just say.
It's just lies and confusion.
We cannot do it.
We cannot have it because there's lies.
It would just be lies and confusion.
What answer are you looking for from her?
He thinks that just he thinks.
The truth.
Chicken got it done.
Oh, Joe.
Bleep it.
Bleep it. What the fuck?
Don't tell me.
Chicken didn't get fuck all done.
Holy shit.
Chicken didn't get nothing done.
You're wrong.
I got to go around twice.
You're wrong.
He got his hands on his hips.
I ain't even gonna lie.
I'm about to walk around with you.
I didn't believe that.
You didn't say that.
Hold on to that.
He's insane.
Take a walk with him.
He's insane.
He's insane.
He's insane.
He's insane.
He's insane. He's insane. He's insane. He's insane. He's insane. I'm about to walk around with you. Wait. I didn't believe that nigga said that.
You told her that?
He's insane.
Take a walk with him.
He's insane.
I just want Mel, if she don't lie right here, we could continue with our talk.
Okay.
A man that you know and have good rapport with.
Okay.
This is not stranger danger.
Okay, okay.
It's not stranger danger.
Okay, and it's somebody that I... It's not... somebody that I'm not okay I'm not talking about just a
nigga at the bar that said that okay you have a rapport with this person you
speak to this person there may be some level of chemistry there yeah not our
word chemistry that person said yo how much is your rent I'm going to pay it. It's somebody that you would accept. See look. Call me stupid.
No, no, no, no, no.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
That's what they said.
Okay, fine.
Jesus Christ.
I don't even believe in God, yo.
Okay, yes, then I would.
That's it.
Okay, fine, I would.
If those are the circumstances, fine, I would.
And that was the end of my line of questions.
It's not a setup
It was just asking because we were having a conversation off mic and that's it
And what was the end result of that conversation off mic?
There was never an end result of the conversation off mic. It wasn't an end result
Did you guys come to a deduction like, you know, I?
Was talking about names that I can't say.
I won't say it and have them bleep it.
Y'all get mad at the bleeps.
And I made a joke.
And the joke was, if her rent was $2,600,
so, I'm saying redacted, so they can't strip me up.
That's all I said.
Ian's white ass said, oh, you're weird.
Why did your brain even go to what her rent is
and you paying it?
So we had a cultural divide now maybe.
Okay.
So then I said, Ian, well,
have you ever seen a decent proposal?
And he said, no.
So then we explained to him the premise of indecent proposal, which is
happily married couple with no issues at all outside of the financial issues.
Super in love. Homeboy approaches both of them and offers hey a million dollars for one night
with your wife. We got hung up on whether that included the sex part or not.
It was because that's the indecent part of the proposal.
Okay so the sex part was not. It was, because that's the indecent part of the proposal. Okay, so the sex part was included.
And then from there, Ian and somebody else,
I don't remember what like,
that you just said,
I don't really understand the correlation.
And then I said, well, it's following the people
that believe that everyone has a price.
Okay.
Right?
So, it cost, cost of living.
I then tried to explain to Ian
that the women whose rent is 24, 25, 26, $2,700
in my experience bring back high ROI. 24, 25, 26, $2,700.
In my experience, bring back high ROI. High ROI.
I was explaining to him that you're paying this rent
with no expectation.
You're not trying to, you're not expecting to sleep with her.
You're not expecting.
But.
But you're not expecting to sleep with her. You're not paying her rent to get her to sleep with her.
You're not paying her rent to get her to sleep with you.
You're paying her rent as a kind gesture, one, and two,
because certain groups bring back high ROI.
So right there.
And I feel like men know, that's where we were going,
men know which groups bring back what?
A high ROI.
So let me ask you a question.
So right there, wait.
Wait, which has Hanna?
Don't do that.
I think we're going to ask the same question.
Right there is the alter-
What's the R?
Yeah.
What's the return?
Oh, whatever, that differs for everybody.
That differs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You don't get the same ROI with every girl, especially one
that has, let's say, $2,700.
OK, so what's
They're not all going to reciprocate or do the same thing
or you're not going to get it.
So to have an expectation of it would be foolish on your part.
But there will be a return.
Yeah.
Or the odds are, there's more than that.
The odds are high that there'll be a return.
So this doesn't classify as like an ulterior motive even in the slightest form
I don't see it that way at all because if nothing changes you find you you did it
Yeah, but you did it cuz you wanted to I'm kind of on the outside with that because you know shot
Because But go ahead. I want to hear it. I do want to hear it.
Because the higher you're doing is knowing that there is a higher probability of a ROI.
That is the ulterior motive.
If you're not, you wouldn't care about the ROI, you wouldn't care about a return at all
if you're just doing it.
Not true.
If you're just doing it with no other motive, I'm just going to do it.
But now once you start talking about return, that's
ulterior motive. That'd be foolish to not acknowledge the return when it comes.
But you're acknowledging it before it comes. All these first people do all these donations for a reason other than their generosity.
And that's an ulterior motive. That's gotta be the negative one. Wait, that's not true. That's the person
assuming, the person paying the rent
assumes the risk.
Like break it down in context.
If I am paying Flip, we don't know what's gonna happen.
But you, the only thing written on paper
is that he has to show up to work.
I expect because I think Flip is fly,
a good ROI.
That there will be ROI.
But if it ain't, he's fulfilled, he came to work,
he got paid.
Are you fulfilled?
That's to be determined at the end of the contract.
If you pay and he ain't fly, are you fulfilled?
That's a good one.
Punch your way out of it.
Maybe not.
Maybe not, however, but I haven't add on to that.
However, there are people that I haven't had on to that. However,
there are people that I've kept employed with zero ROI.
Let me say this real quick. Were you fulfilled? I didn't say nothing.
We talk about fulfillment at this point. Oh, if I kept him employed, I'm gonna say yeah.
Now, I don't mean that. That's not true.
That does not mean you're fulfilled. And also, this is not a contractual situation.
This is just like you randomly giving money to... But hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me just say this.
I do agree with him when the ROI is different
because there was a situation,
there are situations where you could pay somebody rent
and you don't know when you need them
and don't have to be sexually.
They could take a gun charge for you, nigga.
I'm just saying they could just jump,
they could come, they could be there
at a time and need but you're not expecting that.
If you're looking for sex.
Initially.
I'm talking about just sex.
You're not expecting that initially.
You're just like, I'm looking out for you, but they.
All off.
What'd you say?
If you're looking for sex,
you gotta go at least to the 4500 rent.
You'll get sex from the 2200, but you just.
Yeah, but you don't have to expect it.
At 45 and $5,500 in rent,
you know what time it is, mama.
You know from my time when you see me,
you know everything.
Black and yellow, black and yellow.
You know me on the fucking side of the menu.
Hey, at $4,500 rent,
she gonna hit you next month.
Yeah, she would.
Hey.
Hey, what?
W-I-D, all that goofy shit, bitches. Hey. Hey, what? W-I-D, all that goofy shit bitches. Some stupid emoji you've never seen before in your life.
Nigga, you'd be surprised what women give you when you pay their rent randomly.
Tell us, tell us.
And that's it.
I wouldn't be surprised.
Because I'm up here with niggas that's not into the tricking and all that, they try to
look at you like you a Martian.
Nah.
I promise I'm not looking at you all that way,
but even what you just said.
Don't involve me, I'm married.
And don't involve me,
because my girl said I can't pay nobody random.
Exactly.
Yeah, I'm saying.
Don't involve me.
I'm not looking at them that do that.
But I'm just responding to what you said.
You'll be surprised what you get when you pay.
So you're getting something,
which means you know you're gonna get something.
But you're not doing it with the intent to get something.
You could just watch a situation.
Ice, bullshit.
Bullshit.
You mute up, Miss Hot.
You could just watch somebody's situation
and hear them complaining and want to just be a good friend
and look out for them.
You don't necessarily have any expectations.
You niggas are freaks and perverts.
No, that changes.
I'm not even talking about sexual.
You just had somebody to take the gun charge for you.
Yeah.
But you are doing this knowing that
it's gonna come back in one way or another.
You are doing that because you're not, yeah, you're not,
you know that, you know that because you're not stupid.
That's the expectation.
No, that's the expectation.
Nigga, if somebody calls me, let's take it off of women and sexual and all of this shit.
If somebody called me and say, well, not me now, but me when I was damn little bit, yo,
I'll pay your rent for the next eight months.
I'm going to be kinder.
Yeah, you busting it over.
Yo, you got your-
I'm going to be kinder to that person.
You went to the top of the- That's common fucking sense. All right, they want to play. I'm not to be kinder to that person. You went to the top of the closet.
That's common fucking sense.
All right, they want to play.
I'm not doing this for nothing.
You went to the top of the closet.
Don't worry about it.
You got your Prince jeans.
Don't worry.
Burberry.
Burberry.
Don't.
Watch your mouth.
Don't do my man like that.
Don't worry about it.
I have to talk.
They could have been.
They could have been.
His moose knuckle will be out.
Yeah.
Oh, shit. Now you're going to fry you up. If itose knuckle will be out. Yeah. Oh shit.
Now you're gonna fry you up.
If it's out, it's in my house.
You cooking moose in my home kitchen?
She cooking wild animal in other niggas' kitchens.
Not on tour.
Get your goose off that stove.
Oh shit.
Yo, what the?
Yo, you, yeah.
I seen it.
It's fine, dog, it's fine.
I'm not trying to convince nobody or nothing out there.
If somebody go ice right now and say,
yo, I got your rent for the next year,
you will handle that person differently
than you did before.
This is common sense.
So y'all try to make it all this feminist bullshit.
Bro, I'm not saying that.
That girl that's paying 2,700 for her rent,
want me to tell you about her?
Look, tell us about her.
The person, listen, hold up, hold up, Joe.
The person, Joe, the person that makes that phone call
will expect ICE to act differently.
There's an expectation, that's all I'm saying.
That person that makes what phone call?
The one that you said that called me
and said I'm gonna pay your rent
for the next couple of months or whatever.
That person is expecting now,
ICE to act differently towards me for whatever reason.
That's the expectation of doing it.
What if that person just didn't call you at all?
What if you just looked in your account
Yes.
and seen an extra 10 laying right there.
I don't know, show me.
Yo, I never had that happen.
I ain't never had that happen before.
We could do it like a real test.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Now y'all my, it's moving on. I ain't never had that happen before. We could do it like a real test. Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, yo, I'm on this one.
Moving on, yo.
You better not say it.
I would never.
I would never.
You guys are heathens.
How?
How am I heathen over that?
Sometimes you could just wake up and just want to be nice to a friend.
I'm not mad at you.
You're not expecting anything.
When you're nice to the right friend.
It comes back in return.
That's how society works don't
A couple bad bitches
I would never take that money. I would ask where it came from first. And then why would we even wanna be such a facilitator?
That's a problem.
Don't shut your ass up.
I see an extra 10 in my account.
Oh, salute, I appreciate it.
How y'all good?
Extra just 10.
And you appreciate it.
On the sneak, without the call,
sometimes that's more effective,
when you just got they fucking baked shit on.
Let me ask you a question.
Let me ask you a question.
How you got that?
Be honest.
How you got that fake shit all about?
During the holidays, right?
During the holidays, say if the nigga decide to give us,
just for like, yo, it's the holidays.
Let me just send something to your account.
I don't think he has any expectations.
We already have our job to do.
He's not expecting us to-
Oh yeah, I'm dealt with expectations.
Anytime I do that shit to y'all, I be expecting a thank you.
He's not expecting us to come here and put extra work in and stuff like that.
It's more like, yo, it's the holidays.
Merry Christmas.
Here, take that.
You're right.
You're right.
So there are people that do things without expectation.
You're missing one factor in what we was talking about in this.
He's right.
We employees.
We are employees.
That's totally different.
I'm talking about somebody that...
Y'all missing something too.
Yeah, the part that you keep.
But that's the part that you leave. And that's the part. I'm talking about somebody that... Oh my God. Y'all missing something too.
Yeah, the part that you keep.
But that's the part you leaving out.
That's the part you leaving out.
Yeah, but she's an intern.
She found a gig that she loved.
And she's good at it.
And she's great at it. She smoked the interview.
She would do it for free. She smoked the interview.
Y'all leaving that part out. She smoked the interview. She would do it for free. She smoked the interview. Come on, man.
Y'all leaving that part out.
This guy is nuts.
Don't walk, don't talk about it.
Body the interview.
It's cool.
Let me see what else I got on my little list here.
Logic says, nigga.
We saw that already.
Well, he said it again.
Ran into the camera this time and gave him a little nigga action.
What he said? How he said say? How'd he say it?
I don't say it like he says.
Why you don't identify with him?
Logic, man, listen to fucking Not Like Us and shut up.
Not Like Us is about you and Drake.
Yo, did Logic ever diss this nigga before?
Did he ever mention Joe before?
And man, how?
I'm gonna ask you, Ice, did Logic ever mention this guy before?
I'm gonna poison your fucking coffee.
He said his music had him, his comments had him,
for them not to be the best about himself.
Oh, he said that about Joe before?
Yeah.
Okay, okay.
I'm wondering, because, you know.
They have an ongoing war, and it's the origin point.
It's not an ongoing war, it's one sided war.
You walk by a dead body and kick it sometimes.
Because there's a lot of niggas you don't.
Or you drive by a car accident and throw a rock.
And pow, nigga.
Good bullies logic.
But why?
Because why not?
You never answer the question straight.
You never say, I don't like the nigga because of this.
Same thing with other niggas that you be throwing
little subtle shots at. It's a valid question. However, I don't really the nigga because of this. Same thing with other niggas that you be throwing little subtle shots at.
It's a valid question.
However, I don't really have a great answer
for your question because I really don't give a fuck.
That's peace.
That's love.
No, that's bullying.
I do not bully logic.
Defend yourself.
And if he don't and you keep attacking, that's bullying.
Attacking, oh deal with it.
Now what?
That's it.
Do something about it, stop it.
So you want me to, if he press you,
you'll be fine with it, you'll be ready.
Oh yeah.
If you get pressed by one.
You gotta do something deep down inside.
I'm gonna get down to the bottom of this.
So y'all like Lodge walking around saying nigga
and treating his dad like that?
Care. No. You don't care about Lodge saying nigga around saying nigger and treating his dad like that? Care.
No.
You don't care about Lodger saying nigger?
I don't care, no, I don't.
Okay.
I don't.
On brand, what about you?
I don't, I don't like him saying that.
Okay, Mel?
I don't really care, I'm sorry.
Cause she's in the mix.
You don't care, I got it on brand for you.
Fuck you.
You know I don't care about that nigger.
On brand for you.
Parks, you can't say that, you have to care.
I didn't?
No you don't. Parks don't give a fuck. You can't say that you have to care
Maybe y'all in here to nigger. Let me play for y'all. You should know what that's like. You're half white
Eminem said it to benzina. Let me play. Let me find logic history here we go debate of hip-hop history is logic really a nigga
find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball League
I wouldn't care if he said it cooler he don't sound good when he said it but logic is not
entertaining enough for me to care about this is how I like people to sound. Some shit just cringe-worthy. Hold on, here we go. How do black people misbehave? They do crime.
This is funny as shit.
They beat up everybody.
Do traffic violations.
They're lazy, just collecting money from the government.
Don't take care of their children.
They're good, singing well and playing sports well.
What makes them lazy?
What the fuck?
In Africa, you don't have to do much.
This is not lazy and I'm lazy.
Right? Okay. So this is lazy, and I'm lazy. Right.
Okay.
You're right.
So this is lazy skin.
Yes.
You are a white woman.
No, you're not right.
You have the lips of black people, everything.
Oh, what's black about me?
What's the, my lips are black?
How about my eyes and my forehead?
And listen, I have white woman hair, look.
My head is such hair.
It's difficult to get control of it.
Too many times wear a wig.
Do you like when black people wear wigs?
They have no choice.
I'm all the time with black people.
I have it at home.
I have my head.
And she's lazy.
Yes.
Have you told her that she's black and lazy?
Why I should tell her?
She knows.
Is my ass like a black woman?
Yes.
So you use the word n***?
N*** using on me. They They calling me n***a.
When I'm calling them back n***a, they get upset.
Do they look like criminals to you?
Another three times.
What's another three times?
She labeled me.
My dad labeled me.
What do you think about that?
They look black. They hair, color.
You need a couple more generations.
To take out the blackness, to take it out, right?
Yeah, it's because of him I can't really think about logic.
Like, niggas like him is really walking around.
There's two parts to that.
He just went crazy.
Well, I had heard enough after part one.
I wasn't searching for the extended.
They did post it right away, but he was bugging.
Let me see, let me look at my list of nothingness.
Megbots, Megbots, anybody care about Megbots?
Megbots, they took away however many songs off her album
or the streaming because it was bought so they fixed it.
That's what I got.
Congrats or sorry.
Yeah, I don't care about these, none of y'all numbers.
Yeah, at all.
None of them.
I say this every time the numbers argument come up. I just don't care about these none of y'all numbers. Yeah at all none of them I say this every time the numbers argument come up. I just don't care
But for those of y'all that do get you some bucks get y'all some bucks good ones
Do we care about?
Tyga and Sabrina Claudio going public
Congrats, or I'm sorry that happened
What's Sabrina Sabrina? Sabrina Claudio.
Claudio.
The racist one.
Some fire little racist.
I thought it was male Sabrina.
She's a fire fire little racist.
No, it wasn't my Sabrina.
I thought it was.
No.
She stepped the shit up.
How would you know?
I'm not gonna step my shit up.
How would you know?
You wouldn't know.
Sabrina's cool, I follow her.
Niggas are taking down your old friend, Bruce.
Shut up.
Shut up.
You could not.
You wish. What? You don't think niggas are gonna knock Sabrina boots from group, shut up. Shut up, you could not, you wish. What?
You don't think niggas that knock Sabrina Boots
from the other Timbuktu?
No.
Well let's not put a name on it,
Sabrina listens to these things.
Thank you.
Chocolate Sabrina, I love her, just my people.
You don't think your friend group
will go in the blender or the air fryer?
No, I don't.
They listen, all right, they listen.
They listen, I don't. Congrats listen. They listen.
Congrats, sir.
If you thought they could, you wouldn't say it publicly.
And they wouldn't tell her.
That's how good the blender be.
That shit would be the...
What's the good blender?
The ninja.
They wouldn't tell her shit.
We ain't no Ninja no more.
Vitamix.
I got two Vitamix. These Vitamix niggas in here.
I got two Vitamix niggas.
I'm saying we. Alright, congratulations to Sabrina Claudio.
And, Sabrina Claudio,
shout out to Sabrina too.
Absoll says he believes that
if Drake is the MC he
thinks he is, then redemption is not
off the table. Absol says that I agree
Yeah, we said that a pair of millions of redemption like he's a victim of some shit. No, I just saying the bounce back
All right, I agree with it though. Ah, let me see NYC presents trash cans
Little dirt stepson
Uh, little Dirk's stepson.
He's Dirk's stepson shot his stepfather because his stepfather was putting hands on his mom.
The end.
The end of that.
You guys out there will learn to play with any of the Dirk's.
Any one of them, his girlfriend, his son, kids,
stepson, girl, y'all gonna learn.
Nephews.
Play with any of the dirks.
The dirks went to family gun practice.
That's the family review dirks.
Everybody in the dirks knows how to use that thing.
So play at your own risk.
I do have a question here, Dirkson.
Drunk driver kills vikings corner.
We have rest in peace to that young man.
We should get his name so we can do it appropriately.
But they put out the identity of the woman
who was drunk driving
when he got in that fatal car accident.
Again, summertime drunk, please be careful.
Please, please, please, please be careful. Please, please, please, please be careful.
Spin the extra on me.
Do not drink and drive.
Call an Uber.
Go home.
Kyrie Jackson.
Fatal car accident in Maryland, that says.
Yeah, rest in peace to that young man.
Thoughts, prayers, and condolences to his family.
It's not worth it.
Don't drunk drive, y'all. Word. Don't drunk drive. Don't do it. It's not worth it. Don't drunk drive y'all.
Don't drive.
Don't do it.
Don't do it.
Please call you Uber, it's fine.
What I have down here,
I saw one of them cyber trucks in person the other day
parked on the side of the little hookah spot.
Boy, that shit was annoying.
That shit was really irritating in real life.
In the pictures, I see how y'all jazzing them up.
Cool. In real life, get that shit off the street.
I love that shit.
That's ugly.
Absolutely.
Salute to each other.
That shit is a crock of metal bullshit with a TV.
With a TV in the middle.
There's not one button in that motherfucker.
Here go the rappers selling y'all some shit.
Don't own nothing to Tesla, but the rappers will get it hot.
Stay right there
We'll make you a trillionaire get over and over and over we'll put rims on it
They have rims on I see
No, no, this is putting 4g autos on those shits now. I
Didn't see one with rims yet either. I'll show you little baby shit is red
Niggas and Matt
They freaked them out already. They did it.
They done did it.
You want one, right?
I wouldn't look.
They want 75 over a sticker for that.
Light.
No, it's not light.
Light, it is light for you.
No, it's not light for me.
I'm saying it's light.
What's the original price, Ice?
Original price like 80.
50 over a sticker would've got it done, right?
Probably not 75.
50 over the sticker?
130?
How much over the sticker would've got it done?
130, Ice? The sticker. The sticker. sticker would it have got it done? 130 ice?
The sticker.
The sticker.
Fuck is y'all talking about?
And now if you try to order one straight from Tesla, it's not coming until in the 2025,
early 2026 now.
Well, yeah, because I think they closed down the junkyards that they was making them shit
out of.
They closed down the fucking scrap heap, swear.
Those shit's just tanks though, for real.
You can't fuck them shit up. Yo, you still in 50? Hey, we seen you throw a rock at it before? You close down the fucking scrap and you swear. Tell you what's coming from him. Those shit's just tanks though for real.
You can't fuck them shit up.
Yo, you stupid.
Did we see you throw a rock at it before?
Yo, you an idiot my nigga.
I'm gonna give me a Ferrari
just to pull up to you niggas in a cyber truck.
Show you how stupid you look.
I'm gonna show you how dumb y'all looking at shit.
I'm gonna show you.
I'm gonna put my phone up too.
Is the Ferrari your dream car?
I don't have a dream car.
Okay. Any of y'all got dream cars? When I had your dream car? I don't have a dream car. Okay.
Any of y'all got dream cars?
When I had a dream car, it was when I couldn't get cars.
Alright, so what was it?
Like a forerunner.
Like a forerunner.
Nah, that's CRV.
The CRV.
The CRV.
The fuck is it?
It was for a minute.
Yeah.
True.
Nah, I don't really got that.
A dream car.
I'm always wanting to escalate.
I'm getting one, but that's what I wanted since I was young. Get to escalate tomorrow. I know I can, I don't really got that. A dream car. I'm always wanting to escalate. I'm getting one, but that's what I wanted
since I was young.
Get to escalate tomorrow.
I know I can, I'm just saying.
That's what I was young at.
Just transfer some funds.
No, stop it.
You get it done.
I'll send you to my man.
You've been saying that,
I don't want to shit with the sports man.
You said that to me.
You said that to me, I had to go get a mattress
from someone else, this man sold my mattress.
To your man.
To your man, though.
To your man.
Your man bought his mattress.
That don't make the pain feel good.
That don't ease nothing.
You probably took it too long, Joe.
Maybe.
Yeah.
Maybe.
You do?
Happens sometimes.
What does this mattress do that's better?
Whose?
Yours. Is it memory? I haven't slept on my new mattress yet.
I don't know what it is.
What did it come with?
Just tell me.
What made you buy it?
Did you test it out?
The price?
No.
Besides the price.
Well, the person I bought my mattress from keeps saying,
huh?
I need a new mattress.
OK.
How much did it cost?
It's invasive.
Is it good sleep? Can you put a price on good sleep?
Yeah.
I can't. No.
Hell, you cannot.
Okay, so you're paying $30,000 for a mattress?
If I had 30 to pay and the mattress slept like I needed it to sleep, I would 1,000% with it.
I sleep standing up.
I don't play. What the fuck is you a flamingo, nigga. I don't play. Yeah. I don't give a fuck.
Fuck is you a flamingo nigga?
I sleep standing up nigga.
I don't give a fuck.
130 bands?
Nah, fuck that.
No.
I wouldn't know how much this mattress is.
It's priceless for real.
A good night's sleep.
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie.
If I had the money.
How much is your mattress?
Mine?
Five.
Five what?
You know what?
Thousand.
Could have been 100.
Could have been 100.
No, not 500.
They got the spot.
Yeah, and you know where the spot is,
you know where the $500 mattress is.
I ain't gonna lie, coming up.
The Iron Man for it with no head boy.
You talking about now I got the box bridge.
I got the box bridge.
I don't need the box bridge.
I don't need that.
I don't need that.
I need the mattress.
Yeah, I need the mattress.
I know where the $100 mattress is.
But what does a $30,000 mattress come with?
Like what makes it worth 30 grand?
Is it the name?
$30,000 mattress.
You think that's our secondary bed?
No, Joe, for real.
Answer the question,
because y'all know about mattresses.
I came up here and I heard y'all
really emphasizing on mattresses.
I was, like I said, I sleep standing up there.
I sleep on the floor.
$30,000 mattress.
We got to bring a few of y'all over here
to test this motherfucker out.
Is it soft, sir? Can't you see how that was?
Is it firm?
It depends on what you want it to be.
$30,000, it better be everything you fucking want it to be.
And it better net me everything I ever wanted to net.
And the only way to know that.
Is to try email tech.
I'll just bring them right here to this bed.
I'm on the ROI.
Couple of them though.
The recoil.
Cause they, you know, like different.
Kick back on a gun. I see when you. You know a couple of them though. The recoil. Cause they, you know, like different. Kick back with a gun.
I see when you.
I'm talking shit.
You so stupid.
I'm talking shit.
I'm kidding.
I went to, I went to the shit where you got this couch room,
restoration, hallway, whatever that shit is called.
Nigga.
I said, yo, you know what?
I love it, but it was, my wife was like,
we know you just moved in. Like, she tried to check me, like,
you filling yourself a little bit.
Let's take a step out real quick and think about this.
But I said, nah, Joe and them niggas in here,
he got some big ass couch.
I was trying to be down with the get down.
So where you went, Ikea?
No, no, I didn't go, no, hold on, hold on.
I don't wanna talk about where I went
because it's gonna leave the pocket watching.
But I'm just saying, I walked into the- Great mayor. And I went because it's going to leave the pocket watching. But I'm just saying I walked into there
and I just thought it was dope, man.
Took it over to Raymores.
I could probably watch anyway,
just the fact that you went in there
and was still standing there and told you the price.
I stayed in there for a couple hours.
Restoration hardware, the store or the outlet?
The store.
Talk about it.
I could probably watch off,
you gave me enough information.
My wife was in there. Oh no, I've been in the outlet and I caught. You caught from the outlet? The store. Talk about it. See, I can probably watch off. You gave me enough information.
My wife wasn't here.
Oh no, I've been in the outlet.
And I copped.
You come from the outlet?
Did I?
I copped from the Macy's outlet before, nigga.
I copped from both.
Nigga.
Years ago.
I copped, I don't know about that.
Joe, why you be in the place?
Nigga, you went to fucking Bob's outlet, nigga.
Stop it, nigga.
In my day, you got damn right.
To the pit.
To the pit.
To the pit.
To the pit. Bob's hell to the pit to the pit Bob's
hell niggas down from Bob I know you boo not me even from Bob's even I left
Bob's when I was broke and went to the Bloomingdale outlet oh oh sneaky sneaky
time get some fire out of you nigga I'm blooming down I'll I be having a
Ralph Lauren beds and beds be 30 grand and's right. Just a bed frame be 30.
Yeah, I had the Ralph Lauren couch.
Brooklyn and fucking Harlem fucked my recipes and my dog,
they fucked that couch up.
Yeah, what?
Congratulations, man.
My last question for you guys, excluding Flip and Mel,
give me your Team USA starters.
including Flip and Mel. Give me your Team USA starters.
Team USA is Anthony Davis, LeBron James,
Devin Booker, Anthony Edwards,
Kawhi Leonard, Kevin Durant, fucking Paul George.
Danny, Paul George make it. No, no. Oh, I'm about to say, I'm just all Danny Paul George, man.
Oh, I'm about to say, I'm just all freestyling right now.
Drew Holliday, Tyrese Halliburton.
Come on, give me your starters, give me your starters.
I got, I like Halliburton, but I would probably
play Devin Booker and Ant-Man in the back court.
I have Devin Booker and Ant-Man in the back or I Have Devin Booker at the one
See my explore page is done by African goddesses Look, you look good too. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You like what?
Yeah, turn around.
Yeah, that's my whole Explor-Mate.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Yo, I see your bag.
Your flavor.
I'm going to Africa.
I'm telling you, I'm going to get over there.
Shout out to niggas that get caught and just play right into it.
That's fine.
Niggas was like, he turned it into content like me.
Ha ha ha.
This nigga's a fool.
Bron Tatum, Curry, and Bede, and?
Oh yeah, Tatum.
AD maybe?
Yeah, mine's is Booker and Ant-Man in the back court.
I got Tatum at the three.
You got to start AD.
Who the other big man?
And B.
And then B. That's it. That's my father. I got Katie and Braun coming off the bench.
Interesting.
Both father.
Why Kyrie not a part of that?
I'm not sure.
He should be other.
Kyrie should be everywhere.
Or anywhere with basketball skills.
There's nothing he can't do with a basketball.
Um, that's all I got.
I ain't got nothing else here.
I've caused enough trouble today,
or y'all have gotten me in enough trouble.
One another, I don't want me to find out
a day or two after the pod.
Sure.
I know some trouble you're going to get in.
Me, for what?
Which one?
Your pops going gonna call you
Today for today. Yeah
That little clip you played of my man pops. I'm gonna like that shit. I know pops gonna find him especially if he in Harlem
I'm gonna find homeboy
Better motor motor shit. What's the name of the old people?
Shit they own with the basket?
You better, that shit better be fast. Better have an engine, vroom, vroom.
That is all I have.
Get off your pages.
Let me see your explore page, Mal.
Let me see your explore page.
See what Dean and them is up to.
Let's see what checking them up to.
Yeah.
We all work out. I'll see what Dean and them is up to. Let's see what check and them up to. Yeah. Yeah. That'll be all workout shit and dogs and shit.
Here we go.
All right, Mel gave me her phone.
Bullshit in here.
Yeah, I knew it.
Bunch of black girl shit, memes, some spiritual shit.
Somebody would have fist up.
Yeah, take this shit out of here, man.
Ain't no action in there.
All right.
I got Sleepers.
Do I want to get in my bag?
Or do I want to play some 42 Doug and get in my bag?
Relax.
That Doug album.
Relax, though.
Now I got to play it.
Relax.
That ain't even your bag.
Let me play my Sleeper.
You can play your sleeper.
My sleeper's off that album.
What a co-inquisite.
So is mine.
Go ahead, man.
I hope it's not the same one.
It can be the same.
I listen to Dogg outside.
I don't know if you be.
What can I say?
So if it's the same one, you're going
to de-bo him on the sleeper, yes?
Well, I go first.
I go first.
If it's the same one, maybe I'll play. Maybe I he's asleep, but yes? Well, I go first. If it's the same one, maybe I'll play something different.
He can play that.
But I was outside, and I heard this motherfucker here, and I was around for the original.
So it worked.
Testing.
Yes, sir.
Check it out.
This is from the office.
Yes, sir.
This ain't ice bag. I'm a ice bag. This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag.
This ain't ice bag.
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This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag. This ain't ice bag. Oh my god
42 dogs sexy I'm with it baby, need something come come get it baby The niggas here to see us here The coach around to make us blue seers The niggas here to see us here
The coach around to make us blue seers
The niggas here to see us here
The niggas here to see us here
How much you cost I said my girl want it
Free that bitch, free that bitch we know your niggas soul
Free that bitch, free that bitch we know your niggas soul
How much you want it can you get em go
We been in the Louie store my bitch won't put no penny on
I ain't got no penny zone, ain't got no penny zone in the Louie store, my bitch won't put no pennies on
I ain't got no pennies on, ain't got no pennies on
I ain't got no pennies on, ain't got no pennies on
Been this one I'm standing on, plus bitch they counting on me
She ain't got no pennies on, ain't got no pennies on
She ain't got no pennies on, on the dance floor
It's it
I ain't got no pennies on, in that Gucci show
Throw that ass back, twerking in his face slow
Red legging zone with a fat camel toe Pettig on my wrist, hit the lights and watch it glow
I'm a real trans bitch, cash out in designer stores
I ain't got no panties on, me and broke don't get along You ain't got no money, fuck me, bitch don't even call my phone
Ass fat nails done and my weed super long
I love a trap, nigga, past two minutes, we gon' get him gone
Big Chanel bag, might cost me super fast
Sexy got that wheel, I'm swerving during the dance
Don't let this cute shit fool you, I still get all your ass
Me and 4 2 Duck just left the mall and blew a bag
I ain't got no panties on, ain't got no panties on
I ain't got no panties on, ain't got no panties on I ain't got no panties on with this coochie show
I ain't got no panties on, ain't got no panties on
I ain't got no panties on, bitch I ain't no ho
We ain't got no panties on
We ain't got no panties on
We ain't got no panties on
We ain't got no panties on
We ain't got no reason We ain't got no reason
We ain't got no reason
G-Wrek
G-Wrek
Brand new 42 Dug featuring Sexy Red
NPO, no panties on
Some of y'all remember to be T. Uncut joining the band
Genius, genius flip.
Nice flip though.
Genius flip.
I love that.
Nah, that's...
They did that, man.
Shout out to them.
I feel a little uncomfortable playing it with these shorts, but I mean...
Yeah.
Fuck it.
That's why I came to look over there.
Fuck you.
They got his boochie out.
But um, I'm still going to 42 Doug album.
So, this record is called...
No, niggas.
My son.
No.
Son down.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
Fuck out of here.
Anyway, this record is called Since When and it features ESTG.
Get some real shit. I got a trick who used to dig like both her teeth missing I'm in the fiend rental, nothing but beans with me
Why you been callin' for the while like you ain't a green nigga?
Why you call the police on me soon as shit get real?
Like I won't pay my younger teen to get your brother killed
I know you say it's over, I mix with baking soda
So much dope I'm supposed to be in for more with Coca-Cola
But it's in my left pocket I make your lady say it's over
Both my relationships with smokers, they ain't change up on me
After I bust her one time when I'm passing to my homie
Thought she was my sunshine, I made it rain on her
I'm out in California in the hills full of ex-peels
Know I could fuck her if I wanted cause we text here
For real it calls her, look none of it hit her famous bitch
That she believe most rapper record deals is really rich
I told her, hold this shit, baby, she got her suckin' deek
First day up out the Fizz, I bought her another switch
That's the case, which I've been doin' lately, makin' sense
Since when did rappers start bein' bothered by the blogger's comments?
Since when we start acceptin' rap and call it bein' honest?
Since when did freak bitches turn niggas baby mamas
Since when these street niggas treating Instagram like problems
Since when these peace treaty with the opps get honor
Ace when we done shaking hands I made my nigga drop
Why the fuck they ask for prices they ain't even copy
And every time they try to shoot me I try to ask for thousand
All these bigs up in the clinic bring the bitch a bottle
Cool on hit niggas hoes I, I'm fucking b****s mamas
Why is we piping n****s up who never caught a body?
Why is we taking care of b****s we don't need love?
Why I'm recording the album like I don't got the bud?
I take a b**** you trust and turn it to a slut
Don't catch me hanging with a b****, she ain't tryna fuck
Can't even ask her what's past, this s*** been getting deep
Just got a lawyer for Abba
I hope he get him free, Tell Mary I'm with him
Tell Neil I love him, Tell Dunk I'm sending
Tell Rick it's coming, We back trippin' this summer
Buy a brick if you love us, Blow a blink if you thug
I can't be fucked with another, Let's win again
Let's spin again, Them fat racks in 10 again
Who in the 10?
Who got the J's? Who got the dog?
Who got the soft? Who got the blues?
Who got the pints? They getting bought
These niggas fake
These niggas crazy, huh? These niggas lazy
These niggas ain't tryna run up and hit that man
They only want grazing, niggas ain't tryna grind up on no bread
They scam on ladies
Fuck it you see them smankers, city should really thank us
Them niggas desire hate
And again that record is Since When, 4 2 Doug, ESTG off of his new album Forever Us Never Them
In your phones and DSPs and everything right now
Alright I'm going to Chicago, this is Lupe Fiasco Samurai
It's the Midwest Wang.
Yes, sir.
They say, they say, they say.
What they say, what they say now.
Uh-huh, uh-huh.
They say, they say.
I'd like to welcome everybody out.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
To the Samurai.
They say, they say, they say.
They say, they say, they say, they say.
Here we go one side.
They say, they say, they say go one second Realty days, really neat
Very beautifully, illiterated
A little bout of rhymes for you
Realty days, really neat
Very beautifully, illiterated
A little bout of rhymes for you
So come on through
Big eyes looking like skies In binoculars, two nights life Little bout of rhymes for you, so come on through
Big eyes looking like skies in binoculars, two nights life
Singing by the opera house but not in it, just by it
Someone alongside it, a long silence
Strong, vibrant, meditative song of guidance
Designed to raise islets of blindness, save the simus
With warm regards and age kindness for today's climate
In the vein of gang violence meets the gangs
Demises and it bangs, rises like wangs on a plane With warm regards and age kindness for today's climate In the vein of gang violence meets the gangs, demise of senate
Bangs, rises like wangs on a plane
Plus a pilot who can fly it into the eye
Hurricane iris stylish, same shoe in different sizes
Where evidence is of the mileage and the growth
Top hats and coats, tuxedos and throats with the bow ties
Post folks look past the lower class blower of the notes
And tell unspoken jokes as they approach what she'll never be inside
But she can't hold
I got days, really days
Really days, really days
Very beautifully, a little rated
A little bout of rhymes for you
A little bout of rhymes, a little bout of rhymes
I got days, really days
Really days, very beautifully, a little rated
A little bout of rhymes for you, so come on through
The unamplified fantasized land of the soon to be fans of the samurai
Smile wide, got the panorama camera vibe if you analyze
She's the one woman gala, glamorized, just without the glamor or the gala ties
Man them all alive with the jazz guys eating piano pies at the Vanguard
She's an artist and starved staff a couple dollars in the band job
as I have for turkey sam organic and his hand carved and ours
if you ask for a piece fresh your laugh for singing jazz in the streets
and the staff ask for police
crashed at a friend's flat for a week
felt as home as a raft on the beach
lit a fag took a drag took a tea
read a book took a bath went to sleep
I got days, really days, very beautifully
Very beautifully, little battle raps for you
Little battle rap, little battle rap for you
And if Lupe Fiasco, Samurai off the album of the same name which is out now
Big Ish what you going to? I'm going to Noah Guy.
The song is called Let You Lead featuring Billy Lemos. I'm cold but hollow When I crash I lean up
Wash it off the bottle
Feel love to love with you
Feel love to be in your life
Feel love to love with you
You wear me up down, you got me through
Oh, you wear me up down, you show me what I'm made of
Feel love to be in your life I feel left to love you too
I feel left to, yeah I feel left to be in your light
I feel going to follow
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out how to pronounce this. Nehemi? That looks like it might be right. Yeah. But here it goes. He said I know what I did, I know what I want
And though what I did was wrong, so there's no place like home
It all can be forgotten, he said it all can be forgotten But please just say a word
Instead you left me hurt
You said I know your heart is bruised
I'm just a man, I'm just a fool
But if you say the word
We could make it worse
Tell me that you love me Tell me that you love me
Tell me that you love me
Tell me that you hate me
Tell me
Tell me something baby
Tell me something baby
Tell me that you love me
Tell me
Tell me that you love me Tell me Tell me that you hate me
Tell me that I'm a soulful baby
Tell me so baby
Now the heat was green
If only I could yell
And tell you how I felt
I would cry and then I'd curse
Make sure my pain was, oh
But then what? We just made love Go back to how it was
As I can't get it right We'll never be the same
No, there ain't nothing left to say I tell you that I love you
I tell you that I hate you
Just tell you something baby
There's nothing left to say
I think you feel okay
Give your heart a break
I'm typing, can't find the right thing I like it. I mean, I'll give it up, man. Shut up. Listen, I smoke you every single fucking week over here.
Oh, shit.
I allow you to.
And I allow you to.
Yeah.
Allow you to.
We've been here for a year.
Get your slaps off.
Get all your slaps off that we can't pronounce.
Got it.
The people that you play don't never thank you for playing it.
They thank me.
As a matter of fact, yeah.
They thank me for remixing it.
Oh, shut up.
They shout me out, oh, the Joe button remix? I was looking for that piece
Me they'll never big y'all has she said big shout out to Melissa Ford for playing the song. You know who she was miss that
Didn't even I know you didn't even see it look past the end of your nose. It's cool. It's cool
Big Imani with me nigga in right now. You good you good? You quit the race? You ain't supposed to eat rice, nigga. I got him doing meal prep.
He ain't doing meal prep.
You quit?
Shout out to the meal preppers out there.
You accepted your...
That shit look tiring.
That meal prep shit ain't got nothing to do with no race, man.
She working his ass out over there.
Nigga, you ain't fooling me.
She working him out.
I know.
That's what you get.
You get with one of them that get...
You courted her.
See, sometimes niggas look for the problem
You asked for those problems now. You need a ride to work
Train can't do it no more bus can't don't have that energy to take the public transportation
When you got something is wearing you out wearing you out
Y'all fuck before work like y'all fucking pod days before work this morning
I'm sorry that nigga too famous to get on the train
How you always cat calling niggas you too famous to get on the train
I'm a good meal prepping boys. He's not he can't he too famous to get on the train. She is he drove uber
As Imani if Imani drives the an Uber right now, what happens?
Ice. Watch out, fuckers.
I knew what happened.
He gonna drop some money off.
And hope he give him five stars.
Reddick will drop him off.
He gonna deliver the food to the door, take a little picture.
With the code.
Yo, your code, yo.
7824, alright.
And we keeping a buck. If he smile at the door, he kinda fit. Yo, yo, yo, you're cold, yo? You're cold? 7824, all right, thanks.
If we keep it a buck, if he smile at the door,
he kind of fit, woo, you know?
Imania fucks up if you dropping the food off.
Facts.
Imania, Imania break in.
Imania break in.
Imania break in.
Fuck up, fuck up.
Fuck up.
Fuck up.
Fuck up.
You lost a lot of weight, gang.
You good?
She working him out.
She is busting his ass.
That's what's happening.
You ain't got a win off in a couple weeks, it look like.
He could try to eat rice to get his weight back.
Nah, nigga, we see it.
That shit don't work.
Anytime she make you get on top too much,
now nigga eating brown rice.
Oh, hell yeah.
That on top shit, you a smoker too, huh?
It's that on top.
Yeah.
That on top shit in your 40s? It's what she gets.
Time to play the roll around game.
See where we land.
Musical sex.
Musical chairs.
When she flip it.
What y'all doing this week?
Anything fun?
Working.
Nah, I ain't got nothing fun playing. I got my baby my baby stayed inside with the AC is good. Mm-hmm
It's a hundred degrees. I got it guys
You're my bag and I understand my bag ain't, I understand.
Like it ain't for y'all.
Like when I ain't in there, what y'all do?
I'm a kid and make it too long, I'm Prusses Brown.
I'm probably be too hot.
So where are you gonna be?
Too hot.
He never answered a question.
So where are you gonna be?
Actually, I don't know. question hey you seen what's that movie on taxi driver bone collector one of
his densel was in the cab looking at a picture in the front seat I just look at
the picture I dream I'm there cuz cause I can't afford the year.
I'm wherever I wanna be.
You got it.
Where you gonna be?
So he still ain't answered the question.
Y'all know that right?
He's gonna be at Surf City.
I answered the question,
you inside niggas wouldn't understand.
I'm wherever I want to be.
So where the fuck do you want to be, Joe?
Wherever I want in that moment.
Cause you asking anybody what they doing this weekend.
I don't plan it out.
I'm doing something this lit.
I ain't with my baby.
Hey listen.
I gotta mow the lawn.
So I told her last week I would mow the lawn.
This is the week.
Listen.
I mean I ain't.
I'm being with my baby lit.
You'll be there with everything that's there.
Nah, I'm being with my baby lit too.
Dropping his ass off. It's what it is. Hey! Don't do that. I Mean I have a cabinet that broke my thing What's up? What's up? What's up?
I'm gonna go to Lowe's
I mean I have a cabinet that broke
My thing came out the cabinet
Where my camera at?
He do all that cause he projectin
That's really what it is
Projectees
Projectees beat
And I was there for the first iteration
Now you made me mad.
Don't go to Lumi D, nigga.
Don't go to Lumi D.
I gotta do it.
I gotta do it.
Oh, shit.
Wow.
You ain't got it.
You don't got it.
Yeah.
Bird ass nigga.
Wow.
Yeah.
You wanna hear the Lumi D song I got in here?
Please play it.
You wanna hear the Lumi D song I got in here?
Yes.
Yes.
It's a Patrick Swayze cover. Oh, I love this one. I love that record
Sorry Patrick. She's like the wind. Oh
I remember that one. We told you so I'm sorry
Hey, oh, yeah, he don't have like how I wear my crown I know that I'm slutting it so brown
It's on flow whatever it is I like the sound
Everybody's talking about it
Fuck it up, man, fuck it up, man
Every time the sweaty in your heart starts pounding
This is what you're feeling, tell me about it
She's like the way
Now, Melissa Ford
Shame
I love this song
I love this song too, but...
That ain't what's shame.
The fact that he don't have...
Uh oh.
Oh yeah, that is a shame.
Loomy D is when I was raging against the machine.
Music is music.
I was bucking the system when this was out.
Don't talk over Tony Sunshine either.
Watch your mouth.
Alright, after the hook out in the park ass. Burn me with this
Mel is hilarious y'all
Y'all have no idea how funny this girl is that she's groovin out to this white shit
Out of my league she liked the song is out
Hey, let me let big mel get her white boy back
It's cool man, I'm here for you
I like this version too. This is a great fucking song. Oh
Talk to him Patrick talk to him Patrick next to me she leaves me the moonlight
all in a piece
I lead with the sun
If Eddie Murphy sold records, Patrick Swayze could sell records
She's taking my heart
White people out there, let's go, let's go!
We don't know this song
We've got y'all tuned
She loves wrecking my face
Yeah, come on
And when it comes to me Parks is not this type of white Maybe not, that'd be true I love y'all too. Hey, yeah, come on.
Parks is not this type of white. Maybe not, that'd be true.
White people know this song.
She's out of my league.
Just a fool to believe I have anything she needs.
She's like the wind.
She's like the wind singing. It's my jam. How would I know that? Don't want no other. Don't want no other brother. Uh oh, I thought I wanted to hear.
No, man.
Here we go.
Look, Busta Rhymes on the remix.
He sound like Rhymes.
Yeah, he was.
Okay.
Hey yo, Ted Smoove.
Oh, Ted Smoove. Oh, wait.
Shout out at my man
And test move son listens to this podcast
Loomy D listen
No, I had to deal with this one it was out. That's why I didn't buy it
Nah, this beat make anything sound fire yo
He didn't buy this shit. This shit is hard. Niggas wasn't trying to in no second singer. Remember the city of the time? What? Okay, boss. Okay, Lumi switched it up today. New verse from Lumi.
Hey.
Backgrounds need some Imani, but it's okay.
Nah, she smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up.
She smoked up. She smoked up. She smoked, but it's okay. It's alright.
Nah, she smoked up. She ate.
She ate.
Chow down the Lumadie.
Lumadie, come up here, man.
Let's do an interview.
Let's talk.
Fuck it.
Let's talk to Lumadie.
You said what is she? I'm trying to show you up You up, I'm trying to show you up
Alright man, keep us in your prayers
Lord knows we need to be there
Until the next time, we bid you a due farewell
Adios, riva dirge, hasta la vista, arvois
Or simple head nod will suffice
Remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last
Hey y'all lucky Tory Lanez ain't home
They are lucky Tory Lanez ain't home
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past so let's make this one last as if it's all we have Shout out to all y'all that about to do something doofy this week, so y'all make the next podcast
Y'all make the world go round man. We love y'all. Right this second
There's nothing to talk about but some of y'all out there gonna change that. By the time we get home. Oh yeah by tonight I'm a little way too. Show me because I'm so in. I mean, I like what you see coming.
Please.
I am.
I'm a little way too.
I'm a little way too.
I'm a little way too.
I'm a little way too.
I'm a little way too.
I'm a little way too.
I'm a little way too.
I'm a little way too. I'm a little way too. You know that passion and desire made my toes curl One of these nights See, you gotta strategically place when the 10k pop up in her account
Or when the 2700 pop up in the account
Normally after one of these nights or two of these nights, huh?
When the pussy get the pussy in for ya
When his home just thinking about you
Ego!
I mean, cause normally that was a Friday or Saturday, now it's a Monday where that money
popped up in the account.
A Tuesday when the stresses of life has hit home.
Hey!
Hey!
The third!
The third!
The third!
The third!
The third!
The third!
The third!
The third!
You're already late.
Yo, hey, you both are right. The third! The third! You already late!
You both were right!