The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 741 | "Top 2, Not 1"
Episode Date: July 13, 2024The JBP begins this episode discussing the viral video of Michael Ealy and Meagan Good’s hug in front of Jonathan Majors (24:12) before moving to the 2024 ESPYs with Serena Williams as the host (1...:04:51) and Jalen Brown hitting the red carpet with Kysre Gondrezick (1:10:44). Complex releases their 2024 Hip-Hop Media Power Rankings (1:28:57), Billboard puts out their Top-100 Rap Albums of All-Time list (1:43:06), and the Bionic Six reacts to a recent news story at a Dollar Tree in Philly (2:03:22). Also, Jalen Brown vs. Nike (2:51:30), **SPOILER ALERT** the room has a debate on a scene from the most recent episode of ‘Presumed Innocent’ (2:59:50), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Sasha Keable (feat. DESTIN CONRAD) - “Auction” Ice | Babyface Ray & Peezy - “Ghetto Boyz” Parks | Eminem (feat. JID) - “Fuel” Ish | Chase Shakur - “Too Far Close” Melyssa | Femme It Forward, Asiahn, & ELHAE - “What She Wants”
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Repeat it is not serious. It is not real. No one is exposing
revealing
indicting
Or telling you anything about themselves
Also, we do not encourage you to try this at home. We are trained professionals. We not have your best interests at heart or ouré. Took the camera off. She's a little less from frosé. A little love 66. And love 66, baby.
That do it.
Love 66.
Left a little late.
Blue who?
Blue Mr.
Nah, no, no.
Don't do it next time.
That's how I know that Poe is younger than me.
Because a date after a full day of work is like, nigga, what?
Torture.
He's older than you.
Poe is older than me
Get out of town
Opposing better shit
30 40 pull-ups or pose horny as hell
Yo, when fucking good shape niggas get horny, they go outside.
They go outside.
They go outside, boy.
Hey, yo, real quick, I want a round of applause for Mel for working it out with Kanye.
You got Kanye shit on?
Got your Yeezus shit on?
Shout out to you.
You and Kanye finally squashed it.
You decided to be a good friend?
Open this door, shit.
I see that Kanye shit you got on. This is to be a good friend. Opened his door.
I see that Kanye shit you got on here.
This is not Kanye shit.
He sent you a care package.
You finally squashed it.
I accept you back, Yeezy.
Good friends.
Countability.
You're insane.
That's easy.
This is nothing.
They can go send Mel a care package, ain't they?
She's taking it quick, too.
Stay walking down to the mail.
Okay, when they send you a care package, are you giving them the address
or are you giving them a P.O. box?
Yes.
Okay.
Oh, for sure.
P.O. box, P.O. box.
Are you insane?
I don't know, I don't know.
You think Mel's stupid?
That would be terrifying.
That'd be like a bear.
Oh, shit. Don't start this shit. Bear show through the door. bear. Oh, shit. Bear shoved through the door.
Don't start your shit.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I promise I'm not.
I'm in a good mood.
We just had to edit shit out.
Don't start your shit.
Anyway,
Joe called me
730 in the morning.
You had to flip through the edits? The wonderful Joe called me 7.30 in the morning.
You had to flip through the edits?
He wanted to find out if we was wilding on Patreon.
I said yes.
And we had a great conversation for about eight
to 10 minutes.
Was it eight to 10 minutes?
It feels like it was like 45.
No, mine and his talk.
Oh, his?
Oh, okay, got it.
Yes, yes, yes.
And then we, you know. Got it, got it. It was yes, yes, and then we... We were talking for like 10 minutes.
Got it, got it.
It was great, and then, you know,
he decided to edit it out.
We was wilding.
But you are up to something, and I'll tell you why.
You left usually when we dogpile with you.
You may leave here sometimes.
We could tell that you got dogpiled,
but now your poker face is great.
You left here making us feel like we had a great episode.
Mm-hmm. Nah, I watch all the episodes. You're looking making us feel like we had a great episode.
Nah, I watch all the episodes, you're looking in the camera,
you're blinking twice, you're talking in Morris Code.
I'm watching.
Boris.
Boris, whatever the shit is.
Boris.
Boris.
Boris, right?
It's Boris.
It's Boris.
It's Boris calling out.
It's Boris calling out.
It's definitely Boris.
She's talking like this.
Yeah.
Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
Yeah.
Well, we had to edit it out, and hopefully we
can have a healthy conversation.
This is one of those things where Battle Rap,
being such a huge fan of Battle Rap,
really helps my podcasting abilities,
because I know that the feeling in the room
may be different than the feeling on the playback? Than the feeling on the playback.
That's a fact.
That's how it beats them.
We walked right into a metal trap
of our dudes lying on their dicks.
Yes, we did.
Lying on their cocks.
And I fucking had a slice with that topic.
We had a whole cake.
Yeah, Flip had a slice with that topic too.
Yeah, y'all dragged me a little bit here. We went to Martha's. But we had so much fun. Yeah, we had a slice with that topic to you'll drive you a little bit with the model
We had so much fun
Parks you jumped into I did I did sure
No, the thing is like we ended it and then went right back to it
And Mel be looking a little flustered. So when we having a slice and Mel looks flustered
Nope, nigga, I went home.
Dog piled Mel, then everyone dogs piled y'all.
I go off lip at 7.30 in the morning,
he starts telling me some of the things we said.
But I mean, I did admit that I was a little triggered.
The community was already mad about my chicken joke.
Cocks, they were extremely mad.
Oh my God. I missed that one.
If they was mad at my chicken joke,
they were mad because he's- Oh, that Patreon. said, uh, would you be kinder to the guy? Well, I think I said kinder
They don't think I they think I was implying something else
I when I say would you be kinder to the guy that fucking that you had a rapport with that's already in your life?
They will pay you rent for like the next few months
And I was like the chicken got it done but got it done meaning you was kinder to the guy
that fucking made some jerk chicken.
But that's not how they took it.
You're right.
They took that.
Like I fucked for chicken.
Whoa.
Shit.
Yes, yes, yes.
And that's how that was coming across.
By no means would I ever sit on this couch and imply that I would not
even employ Melissa Ford if I believed that she was fucking for chicken
I promise you I would not. I appreciate that. I swear to God. What about a tomahawk?
No. Nigga. No. I'm just saying you did that. I'm just asking what you're employing. Sorry. Ninja. No.
I know who Melissa Ford is. Me too. And I know who Melissa Ford thinks she is. That's fair.
I know both.
Yeah, that's fair.
So I'm not playing what?
Wait, wait, let me ask you a question.
When you said thinks she is,
do you think that she thinks she's higher than Melissa Ford?
Do you think she thinks she's?
I didn't get into the higher lower game.
Okay, okay.
Please don't, this nigga won't just throw a landmine
right in front of your feet.
My foot, I'm gonna be done.
No, no, no.
You gotta stop falling for the flip trap.
I've been in this game for years.
No, no, no, sometimes it's good to flip trap.
That's why he's here, to fuckin' spice shit up
when we get bored.
But you gotta know when to avoid him.
I'm vetting this game, top two, not one.
Y'all know the vibe.
Salute, salute, complex, y'all see him.
Yeah, I'm not falling for issue, flip trap.
I'm not falling for flip trap.
I think that when, fall right
for it, look. That's why I'm dope though, I fall right for it after I say I'm not gonna do it.
I think, I already told Mel what I think. I told Mel what I think, that's what I'll say.
I told Mel what I think about the difference in both, and the confidence level in both,
and how they both behave and receive the world. Yeah, there we go. And I receive it. There we go.
He's pretty accurate.
She's amazing.
There you go, thank you.
Finally a fucking male co-sign.
Hey, real quick before we move on,
I will say I told the people on Spaces
that me and you are, what I said,
we are a package, meaning that if you go, I go.
I'm saying, yeah, I told them that.
And I'm standing with you.
Word, yeah, male go, I go.
I told him.
Joe just ignored that.
Cause I wasn't going to do it in the spaces.
I wasn't going to do that to you.
You was doing like a show of solidarity and camaraderie.
That's not the first time I've experienced something like
that.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
That's crazy. I wanted to chime in and say it, but I feel like my actions have shown it before. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh shit.
That's crazy.
I wanted to chime in and say it,
but I feel like my actions have shown it before,
but shit, I got no problem with firing you both
at the same time.
God no, please no, God no.
That's one.
Two, you would be fired long before Melissa Ford
would be fired.
So why would you think that you standing with her?
I'm just saying, she get...
I don't know. You standing with her. I'm just saying she. I don't know. And you stand in with her is like horrible.
Yeah. You. Yeah. You are.
You should get had. Yes.
No, for me. Oh, wait. No.
And Mel, for the essay, a word about.
They said that for three weeks.
She ain't say how's Flip.
We're split.
I miss this. You. Yeah. She ain't say house flip, weird flip.
Do a flip.
Nothing flip is happened when you were suspended from that in the spaces too.
I didn't hear that part, but I would have laughed. I didn't hear that part, but I would have.
That's cool.
That's always up early to fucking combat in the spaces too.
No, I'm up early period.
Well I know, but hopping on the spaces at like 7-8.
Oh no, shit, I let it cook for two hours.
I was ready to start that at 6 a.m.
Yeah, hey, what y'all say I did?
See, I like that shit.
I'm a sinko though.
You are, you are, that's a fact.
I love that shit.
I did some shit, what happened?
Tell me.
He loves that shirt.
It's amazing.
It's part of what makes me me, man.
Come on, please. Love me unconditionally, y'all?
Yeah.
Love me unconditionally.
I come with some shortcomings.
I am not perfect.
Come on. Come on. I am flawed.
Okay.
Please allow me to be vulnerable enough to show you guys how flawed I am.
Oh my God.
We love you in spite of all of that.
Thank you.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Spite shouldn't stand next to love.
Oh shit.
But we don't have some bullshit around here.
That's a fact.
But that's for a later episode.
Yo, my God.
Yo, look at the shades, boy.
Wait!
Yo, look at this!
Oh my God. Yo, look at the shades, boy.
Wait! Yo, look at this!
Oh, my God.
I'm gonna start this part,
but I will not allow us to be funnier off mic
than when you're on mic. I'm not gonna do it.
I'm not gonna do it. So, Flip did ask something
that was funny off mic, but if nobody remembers,
then I'll play music.
What did I ask? You asked if everybody was keeping up That's something that was funny off mic, but if nobody remembers, then I'll play music.
What did I ask?
You asked if everybody was keeping up
with appointments that they had.
I'll play it's own.
I'm not playing it's own.
I'm queued up.
Oh yeah, so.
I swear to God I'll play it's own.
No, no, no, close the laptop.
Ish, are you comfortable with me divulging
this information to the public?
There you go, that's safe.
That's safe, that's the good way to do that.
That's a good way to do that, it's good.
Yes or no?
I don't mind, but.
I don't know what I would be.
Wait, what?
Why is my appointment in your mental Rolodex?
No!
No, why is your appointment?
Good question, baby, y'all.
Good question.
The question is, why is your butt crack
in his mental Rolodex?
Yeah, like, what are we talking about?
Wait, wait!
What?
She right.
How y'all reverse it to some type of salacious me?
That's why I hate this podcast. Why you think it?
We be having one person on the cross, nailed up, bong bong bong bong.
And then y'all come take it right the nails right off.
I hate this podcast.
No, I asked Ish.
I said Ish.
You're fired together. No, no, I asked Ish, I said Ish, I said Ish, I said Ish, I said Ish, I said Ish, did you
continue or did you go to your appointment for your laser removal, your hair removal?
And he only know that because you shared it on our years. You shared it, you said you had six
treatments. Yeah, he said three months was up. Yeah, three, I said three months is up Ish,
what we doing? What, no, pause. Whoa. I, what you doing? This is going to make content out of anything. Ish stated that I missed my appointments.
I was busy.
So I said, okay.
And then Joe said, that's Mr. Procrastinator.
He's really a procrastinator.
First I forgot what appointments.
I was like, what appointments y'all talking about?
The pubic laser removal hair joint.
But why you got to make it salacious?
I was just remembering.
I made it salacious.
I was just like, what's the point?
I was like, I'm not going to do that.
I'm just going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it. I was like, what appointments y'all talking about? And I said the hair laser shit. The pubic laser removal hair joint.
But why you gotta make it salacious?
I was just remembering salacious.
I was like, you older, I can't fuck you.
How do you book appointments
when the person tell you, hey, you need six of these.
Yo, and prepay him.
And prepay, he's the, he gets the procrastinator
of that century award.
He would, dog.
All you gotta do is show up.
Everything else is done.
Basically, yeah.
Go to your fucking lamp.
So if something presents itself
that's of a bigger priority than that,
then reschedule this shit.
Nothing is of a bigger priority than removing my pubes.
It's real, it's real.
If I took the time out to research a good pub Pube removal dude, and I woke up and went there
Do girl whoever it is
Think I'm gonna let some dude lift up my nutsack
I didn't know that that's what had to be done. Yeah, we thought you just was spread eagle
You actually have to get on all fours at one point. Nobody here.
Whoa.
Hold on.
That's your shit.
That ain't that.
No, no dead ass.
Tuning it up.
Hey!
Hey!
Wait, hold on.
Wait, hold on.
Big dog.
You can lift your leg like that?
Yo, how you got that?
You know what it is?
Look at you.
No, hold on.
She just shot me.
Hold on.
Abber. Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.
Ish.
No.
He bent you over on fours?
No, nigga.
But how did you get it done?
What worked?
I think he did this.
You were standing up.
So you laid on the table for a nigga.
Lay the stirrups.
You had your hand.
First of all, it's a woman.
Oh yeah, I forgot that part.
Who held your legs up?
That makes it a little straighter.
Or did you just butterfly?
You just butterflied like this.
There you go.
That, that, no? No held your legs up? Nobody. That make it a little straighter. Or did you just butterfly? You just butterfly like this.
There you go.
That, that, no?
No.
Okay.
None of that.
So a girl laid you on a table
on your back or your stomach?
On your back.
Soft.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is important to me in the equation.
Nah, you might have to pop one,
you might have to pop one before you go in there.
Nah, you gotta, you gotta.
Give it a little.
You can't lay on your back soft at the
Pill
It's gonna lift itself, just give it a little bit. Hey, you just give it a little. Sing to him a little bit. Yeah, it's gonna move by itself, mama.
I'm thinking stupid.
Holy shit, Antoine.
Holy pig-feeding pork chops, Batman.
Oh, that's a nut.
Mel tried to make a freaky on all fours.
All fours.
All right, we feeling freaky today.
Is that what women gotta do for a...
I mean, there's jizz just written on the board today,
so I mean
Dude right
I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star. I'm a star just things today actually
But Well it's all jizz but... One won't stop. Niggas be jizzing. You need to stop.
Oh wait, fuck it.
Wait, there's a third jizz.
Oh wait, no.
A lot of jizz on the board today.
The designer said he was jizzing.
Alright, come on, let's see.
Play some music.
Please, get started.
Play some music.
Fucking slutty vegans.
Alright, man.
Go ahead, man.
Jeeze.
I know you ain't gonna let me shit go down like this, nigga.
I'm here to eat niggas in the club, nigga.
Fuck it, thug.
Sound it like you, nigga. Bite your motherfucking ass, nigga. Bite your motherfucking style, nigga. What the fuck going on, nigga? You better be careful. Go down been doing this shit since 95 last time i checked i was the man on these streets you can call me residue i leave blowing these beats
things i die on the floor now i shit on niggas
even when i'm cost a pill i still shit on niggas
let's go
got some super friends in the deep of the dunes
they blowin' proper shit and even highlight the moon
i'm an affiliate
i don't get dangerous
i'm a little you, fuck my wrist
You make me a sneak dissy, and that ain't how we play
No, fuck the mind, get your trauma like a DJ
And I'm telling you, I ain't real
This AR that I'm holding got a gangsta grill
With the bulls and chico's
And all these guys got the respect, got the work
The judge is assessment, yeah He's a man who's got the camera Because I don't mess up, boy You're just a sass man Yeah, you can't do much
But you're gonna kill em all
Cause I get a lot of that
Cause I get a lot of that
She's an engineer
You get a lot of that
Cause I get a lot of that
Cause I get a lot of that
Cause I get a lot of that
Talk about money
Cause I get a lot of that Talk about money Scamatory for the ladies! BAM! I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it
This can't be it, man, it's shit too stressful Is that what it is? I'm too successful
Maybe you're too good to look like I'm your partner
I just keep shit real like you should
Push my fingers, throw up my blood Let's get this money, I know I would
Good morning, good morning!
No that's right, but still we do wrongs
Swaggin' big, waggin' big!
But still we do dope, whoo!
Get them cups up, get my groove on
I stay iced out, get my Coulomb
Let's be cool homes, get my goon on
I bust them dudes on, get my nudes on
Yeah, I mean, Happy Father's Day to Joe Button every day of the fuckin' year
Y'all know what time it is, man
Shout to all my children out there, all my sons, all my grandchildren, I'm at that age
Some of my sons got out in the streets started fucking early, I'm old
I'm old man
Man, you get the kick out of me, I'm working out the super 8 Know you niggas want to get it I'm working out the super 8
Know you niggas want to get it
I'm working out the super 8
I'm working out the super 8
I'm working out the super 8
I'm working out the super 8
I'm working out the super 8
I'm working out the super 8
I'm working out the super 8
I'm working out the super 8
I'm working out the super 8 I'm working out the super 8 Harder than a dental plate If you want it come and get it You know I stay super straight
Ran up in my spot so now I'm working out the super eight
Know you niggas hungry
Come and get a super plate
Shout out to everybody in Costco right now
Yeah I got your super cake, 100 carat
B.J.'s and all that
You just like some super bacon
On for my city, on, on for my city
I put on for my city, on, on for my city I put on for my city, on, on for my city
On this side, south side, west side I put on for my city, on, on for my city
On this side, south side, west side I put on for my city, on, on for my city
On this side, south side, west side I put on for my city, on, on for my city Ayy, wait up Wait up
Microphone check, one, two, what is this?
You goddamn right Y'all know what the fuck is going on, y'all know who it is
Y'all know what we're here to do Y'all know what the fuck is going on. Y'all know who it is. Y'all know what we're here to do. Y'all know when we come to do it.
Come on, let's keep this fucking applause going, man.
You know what time it is.
Y'all know who we be.
Y'all know why we be.
Y'all know how it be if you've been listening long enough.
Shout to the hate listeners out there.
Y'all know what I mean?
Suck my dick.
Shout to the first and last time listeners.
Shout out to all the ladies out there.
All the moms, all the milfs, all the gilts out there.
All of the fathers out there.
The responsible dads out there.
The grocery shopping early.
Early, gotta do what you can to get away from motherfuckers.
You know what I mean?
You pulled your bathroom trick already.
Now you gotta run to the market really quick. Hey, I'll be right back
Gotta get some tranquility time. Oh, yeah, the car washes another one. It's notice box car wash long line Saturday morning
90 degrees out. Oh wait, whatever so does it for one? Welcome to episode 741 of Do You Know What the Fuck Time
It Is by A.
Huh?
Huh?
I'm Joe Budden, Mel Ford is in the building.
That's Queens Flip.
That's Big Ish.
That is Freeze Ice.
That is Parts.
That is Poe.
Yeah, they know about Poe.
Tuh-huh-huh.
Huh?
They know.
They know.
Familiar in New Jersey, Big Poe.
Ian is here, Corey is here, Flip's cousin, right, is here.
Camille.
To the side, Camille is here, fell for the Joe Budden coffee.
Coffee go get some coffee trick, fell for the mousetrap early in the game.
You know what I mean?
Where your company gets up to go get something by themselves so you can see what is
You got your cousin got ass and a Louis bag
What the hell are you doing? Oh, my gosh.
Y'all do my baby love you out there.
What's up? How's anybody doing?
How's everybody feeling? What's going on?
Talk to me. You look good. You smell good.
What's shaking?
Feeling good.
Yeah, good week.
What's up?
This is what we always do.
Good week. Good week.
Y'all two don't do it.
It's the same, you and Melissa Ford, when we say great week, it's him, me, y'all do
the same silence.
I was saying great week.
Shut them.
Okay, I'm gonna sit here.
She's in the middle.
I go.
Yo, even though I'm on your side, Queens Flip, in this, when we do the how's everybody doing
shit, I feel like the tandem of Mel and Ish
pop up with more stories than you and Ice.
Okay. A little bit.
Yeah, I'm outside 24 hours.
But I'm still on flip side in this,
cause when y'all flat, you get a doobie flat.
Don't backhand compliment me.
No, I ain't on your side.
I don't never want to be down with fucking Ish now.
You shot me with a two two on my foot.
No, nigga, don't talk to me like that.
Sometimes when they have a lit weekend,
they come in, oh, I went to Rockefeller Center.
I went to the 55th floor of the restaurant
and had some steak fries.
Steak fries?
I had some steak fries.
Steak fries.
When they come in, I went to Malcolm X on ice.
I went to Malcolm X's grave.
I went to actually give.
You went to Omaha?
I went to give praise.
These two doofies. How was your your week ish I ain't do much
No, they got work or you do construction I work nigga
He can't do fucking 14 days consecutive outside. He's G carding. He was outside a lot last week
And it was time to go sit
down bow bow time so you went and tucked in the house made sure you were in a you was visible. Y'all I'm here baby. I know that trick. Put the little phone on. My workers texting me again. My workers again. I know all of them. This
couch is a nasty hanging couch. That's nasty. This guy's a nutcase. Look my workers, 1am.
You believe it babe. Damn pipe burst over there. Hey you can't trick me with that shit.
Damn pipe burst over there. Hey, you can't trick me with that shit.
Look at your little pod top DMs.
Look, baby, look.
Look at the pod DM and me topics at 2am right now.
I hate when they do that shit.
That's why I'm on my phone right now.
Yeah, yo, I'm just a man.
Alright, come on, what are we talking about?
Alright, are you all leaving me to start?
Anybody do anything lit?
Alright, let's get right to it. Let's not waste no time.
The hug heard around the world.
Oh shit, yes.
That's what I got in my intro.
Take it the fuck away.
I think that there are multiple topics to be had here.
I don't even mind if we stay here for about 45 minutes.
There's a lot of shit to get to here.
Hopefully nobody's tight lipped about it.
Where do y'all wanna start?
Trained assassins.
On this part we try to tell y'all about them at all times.
Y'all don't listen.
Y'all curse us out.
Old niggas shut the fuck up.
We don't wanna hear about the dating.
But we the only part I ever hear talk about
the trained assassins.
And sure enough, you niggas keep getting jammed the fuck up.
It was all good a week ago.
Jonathan Majors, I seen you at the event doing your little shakka
shakka dance.
Y'all seen him?
See, that's where it starts.
Before the trained assassin comes in,
you was out thinking your girl loved you a lot.
I'm telling you something.
If we gonna lie and I'll shut up and y'all take away.
Come on, come on.
You was out thinking that your girl loved you
no matter what.
I've made that same mistake before.
You sit in front of her just digging up your nose.
You just fucking scratching, doing some shit,
thinking that she in love with you.
And he did all that dancing.
Not a modern-era
bone in his body and he'd be dressed like that but we saving that for when the trained
assassin comes in.
Boo boo the fool.
He did all that shucking and jiving dancing making ha ha ha ha.
Hey.
Ha ha that's my man.
Which is my topic number two, when you get with a partner
and lose all of your sauce.
Mm.
Mm.
Yes.
But tucked in.
It's tucked.
Jonathan Majors was doing all that dancing,
kabooting around like you were still in college somewhere.
All of that Alpha Omega shit he was doing.
What was he doing?
The Kappa dance?
Didn't he go to Yale?
I don't know where he went.
You weren't doing none of that?
Whatever he was doing looked crazy, but he continued.
But anyway, not even a week later,
not even a fucking week later,
friend of the show and enemy of the show. He's the first.
That is a friend. Anytime I see Michael Ealy out he's nothing but nice, kind,
respectful, head nod, salute, love what you're doing, hey ditto. I really got the tangle with him in the enemy zone. Like anytime you out, I mean, but this was enemy territory.
So Michael Ely comes in, I'll talk about both edits because they both fuck shit.
The edit where Michael Ely comes in, hugs her, picks her up off the ground, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, tight, warm embrace.
Spin around. picks up off the ground tight tight tight tight tight tight warm embrace spin around
spin around in the air. Hey yo now these niggas like in elementary school we used to go in
a corner by ourself and do this shit to make it look like somebody was rubbing on us. It
was a trick it was an optical illusion he did that with her for real for real yeah and when the
short when the when the lady has a nice tiny back small waist hey with that little back
indentation the spine joint yes sir you let him do that to your girl while she got the
spine indentation shout to all the girls out there with the spine indentation, flip your cousin, got the... The joke was great, yo.
So he did that and then he went around, he dapped everybody up
and then he, in the first edit we saw, he gave Jonathan Majors a little,
what up, nigga? I ain't seen none of your movies before. Who are you?
Kang, what was he in?
Kang?
Aquaman?
What was he in?
Poetic Justice Remix?
What was he in?
Lovecraft?
What was you in?
Oh you coming to acting school?
Yeah.
You in acting class?
It's good to see you again man.
Follow your dreams.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yo keep living.
Keep doing your thing.
Never give up.
Keep doing your thing.
Just keep your head down. I just see you again, man. Follow your dreams. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yo, keep living. Now keep doing your thing, yo.
That's the work.
Never give up.
Keep doing your thing, yo.
Just keep your head down.
Never give up.
Work hard.
He spoke to that nigga like, you'll get there one day.
Your time is coming.
Your time is coming.
No, he spoke to him like Kevin Hart
was speaking to niggas at the Kisonette livestream.
Like, oh, you act?
Yo, keep going.
You'll make it, man.
That nigga, Drew, he said, no, keep going. You'll make it, man. That nigga Trusky said, no, help us.
So he did that.
And then the Internet.
So it was on at that point.
Uh huh. It was on at that point.
And they kept adding us.
Yeah.
Joe, ish, this nigga gets you all about the club.
I don't care what nobody say.
I said, OK, it's funny.
I said, okay
Because this came up a lot
Michael ely's not getting me out of no club. I'm saying it now. Am I gonna have to have my hand on my burner? Yes
Yes hand on weapon if Michael ely comes inside but other than that
And I don't know. Hey, that's black women's fault too. I'm blaming blaming black women too y'all ran around calling Jonathan Majors fine for fucking three years y'all ran around off that Creed marketing budget talking about oh my god
Jonathan Majors y'all made him feel like he was gonna be good in the event
that Michael Ely stepped inside inside the club
Ely stepped inside the club.
Point.
So then, I'm such a groupie,
that I went to Michael Ely's Instagram page, hit follow, hey nigga.
Hold up man, I had follow on his page.
And like I do when I do a little follow,
I normally do a little scroll.
I normally do a little scroll. I normally do a little scroll.
And I follow Megan Good.
Shout out to Megan Good.
And then it was Father's Day 2023.
I've seen a Megan Good comment, because if you follow somebody, the comment just there.
And it said, happy Father's Day, Mikey.
And then I checked my phone to see if I followed some nigga named Mikey.
And I didn't.
And I said, oh, he was fucked from the start.
He stand a chance.
If Michael Ealy was Mikey,
that brought me to topic three.
When friends miss their opportunity to fuck each other
and now we're stuck in the friendship.
If y'all don't wanna say nothing on this one,
I understand, I'll keep going.
Anybody here could jump in at any point like Double Dutch.
It's always a double back.
There's a lot of motherfuckers be on your IOU.
Yeah, you could double back. There's a lot of motherfuckers be on your IOU. Yeah, you could double back.
You can't keep an IOU.
I don't think that there's always a double back.
There is not.
No, no, no, it's not always a double back,
but the opportunity is definitely open.
Unless both of y'all in a relationship.
I don't think that the opportunity
is always open again.
I think that you could miss your opportunity
and get stuck now in your two respective lives.
Yeah.
We just know that we always wanted to fuck each other.
We know that if we got a chance, we would still fuck each other with that chance.
There's one in a trillion.
Based on relationships.
Based on a lot of shit.
Based on life.
It happens.
Yes.
Only relationships.
He speaks from pretty privilege now now to they was fucking him again
He says too long girls spinning around spinning around
So where do y'all want to dive in with this? This is all a mess.
Michael Ely's out of line to me.
Sorry.
To me, he's out of line.
She was with her man.
I think there should be some sort of etiquette
and certain type of hugs that should be given
if you see your friend with her boyfriend.
Calling Cap.
I'm calling Cap.
I'm calling Cap.
I'm ready and I'm here ready to argue.
I'm talking about me.
Let me ask you a question't if a nigga know my wife
He can't hug
That's not his wife not personalize this that is your wife you've been with her for your life do not don't personalize
Megan good bit with homeboy
Yeah, it ain't been too long
Are you doing for you? It ain't been too long. I thought it was over a year. I wouldn't give a fuck if it was a year. So what? All right, you been with him for a year.
And with that year, what was everybody saying
about the relationship?
Niggas ain't believers really?
It don't matter what niggas believe.
You can't hug a nigga girl like that.
You know that, Freeze.
If you know y'all,
y'all want some industry bullshit y'all doing,
then we know what you're doing.
But that's the problem,
because y'all think it's industry bullshit.
I'm saying that's why he could've approached it.
Yo, let me tell you now.
The girls' friends don't respect every new nigga
she pop up with for the first six, eight years.
That's true.
And it's up to her.
I'm getting my same normal hug that I get, the freaky one,
where she tug on my dick a little bit,
where I put my hand down here a little bit.
Hey, mama!
I'm getting my normal fucking hug. Y'all just got together.
This ain't like if she was with Homeboy
where she was together for like 12 years
when they wasn't fucking.
Where they was like, we are married to God and the church.
It's like, you better not play like that.
All right, don't play with them like that.
Well, they were married.
This is the rebound off of the fucking Easter relationship.
I mean, I don't know.
She has doubled down on this relationship.
She's doing interviews talking about how every single person
still sees her.
She has been bathed by Blackstone.
Black Rock.
What's them niggas' name?
Black Rock.
She has been bathed by Black Rock.
Who the fuck is that?
Them niggas.
Them niggas.
Them.
Just keep it quiet.
Yeah, yeah.
OK. It's two things. Yeah, yeah. Okay.
It's two things. One, I'm going to say this.
Your wife, would your wife go
when she see another nigga?
No, she wouldn't.
What? I'm sorry.
I don't want to trigger the married people.
No, you're not going to trigger, but what?
My wife is not going to make that noise. No.
Okay. Take the you're not going to drink it, but uh what? My wife is not going to make that noise, no. Because shorty.
OK, take the you're out and answer it.
Because y'all make it sound like because somebody is a wife
that they won't make that noise.
OK, but it's two different things.
I don't want to talk about y'alls wise.
No, talk about us.
No.
Two different type of things.
It's a hey.
No, she didn't do that.
And it's the.
She was a.
Yeah, yeah. Squirrel. Squirrel, I'm excited to see you, my nigga. She would do that. It was a And it's the She was a AHHHH Yeah, yeah Squirrel, she's not doing that
I'm excited to see you my nigga
She would do the hey
Yeah, the hey
No, she was in opera
Yeah, nah, nah
She was in the opera
Nigga, she do the opera
We opera, alright
That nigga was side-eyeing like
Wait, you know how to make that look
Lurk
Nah, that nigga act like he ain't see nothing
Yo, he was mad awkward
He tried to play too cool
I don't, I don't
Here's my problem right
Too cool There's a my problem right too cool
His such thing is too cool. He's here's my thing right here with you guys
You guys are saying you called it cap you called the cap
But you niggas regardless if it was if it was a year relationship for six months you niggas are not allowing it both of you
So for podcast sake I know the niggas movie did, but niggas ain't allowing it, nigga.
I'm not gonna say in front.
I thought it was fly too.
Oh shit, he picked the nigga bitch up in front of him.
I can't.
But then I had to think like,
if a nigga did that to me.
Mary Fissmas?
Yeah, niggas are furniture.
And no, not even that right there in there.
But I will talk to,
she, it's up to her to check it.
I'm not mad at him,
cause obviously there's some comfortability,
but you gotta check that. No, it's up
to her before checking. It's up to her to let the male friends
know before they even pop up. I agree. Who is who and what is
what? Yes, that is a fact. This was this was a matter of
circumstance. You could tell they hadn't seen each other in
mad long. You could tell they had pet names for each other.
Mikey.
You could tell that they might have been drunk alone one
night together at some point.
Maybe two.
Maybe two nights.
You could tell that they missed each other.
Meggie and Mikey.
You could tell that she didn't give a fuck about Jonathan
Majors standing off to the side in his bag.
That's what I'm going to stop.
She didn't care nothing about Jonathan Majors.
I think she got caught.
She forgot Jonathan Majors was there.
I think she got caught up in the morning
In that moment you say I'm saying this nigga was here
I think it happened too fast y'all on the red carpet somewhere with mad cameras. She couldn't check them
I think you need to I think first she knows she wasn't gonna check them
My man and his crew keep coming outside dressed like fucking cracker barrel mascot
crew keep coming outside dressed like fucking cracker barrel mascot.
The court jester looked like the court jester. You talking about those breakfast?
Both all the niggas.
And the real nigga came in the building.
Yeah.
And you didn't have a shot against Michael Ealy dressed like you ready to
lift every voice and sing.
You dressed like you work at fucking Pepperidge Farm.
The evil times.
Yeah.
With the cookies. Ah, ah, stupid nigga. That nigga. fucking Pepperidge farm. Yeah. The Evil Times. Yeah.
The cookies.
You dressed like fucking Abe Lincoln's muscle when he come to the hood.
Like a Pilgrim Day Party.
What chance did he have when Michael Ely and his green eyes.
And you got to watch them niggas that could pull off the messy hair
Those niggas always been they went they've been with the dual is us niggas in the barbershop think we think we don't
They just wake up. Stop, nigga. Scary. Stop. Scary Jonathan May.
The Egyptian mask.
Pascanation.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Back it up.
They spray some shit.
Just spray.
That's that.
That's that.
The niggas like Maxwell walking up to your girl.
Yo, Maxwell.
Yeah.
Glenn Lewis.
Eric Benet.
That nigga.
Eric Benet and Holly Barry's sick.
Because he didn't need a barber.
Facts.
You right?
He's right.
Shazaa. I never played with them niggas. Yo, them niggas. The niggas that didn't need a barber. I didn't You right? He's right. Shazza.
I never played with them niggas.
Yo, them niggas.
The niggas that didn't need a barber?
I didn't play with them niggas.
Yeah, you're right.
And them niggas always got six-pack.
Yeah.
I really like going out with Michael Paul
and his day when he did the comb over.
He did that Puerto Rican slick comb over with a part right here.
And that shit was looking fly.
And I just was black.
Like my first encounter with like self-hate.
Why my cousin here do that?
And mine, that's when I learned Uncle Mike was fucking up.
And then pop me.
It's a mess, it's a mess.
Anyway, moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on.
Moving on, rest in peace Uncle Mike, love you.
What we doing, what we doing, what we doing?
How's it smell?
Yes. Yes, smell, please.
And I'm not tossing it to you cause you a girl.
Well, not only that, I mean,
the truth will kill the joke though.
But wait, oh shit.
What?
Holy shit.
I can't toss it to you.
Why?
You don't know how to properly hug either.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
We got her.
Oh, shit.
I forgot about that.
Yo, I was about to ask Mel.
I forgot.
No, wait.
Stop.
Hey.
Hey.
Hey, sit down.
Wait.
I was about to ask Mel to tell us the proper way to hug
and then is this. She does that high pitch. She can relate to that. But she can't tell us the proper way to hug.
She does that high pitch.
She can play to that.
But she can't tell us a fucking thing about hugs up here.
But I'm not going dog bow.
I'm not going dog bow.
Can we get your opinion on this, Mel?
Tell us what you think.
I thought that.
Oh, I meant my bad.
Go ahead.
No, no, no.
Go ahead.
I think Mel.
Yo, I don't know who Mel Ford beat.
Nigga, she's leaving Jonathan Majors to stand there
and spit shine his own shoes if Michael Ealy comes.
Spit shine his own shoes.
If Michael Ealy comes in.
No, but Mel said Jonathan Majors is beautiful and gorgeous.
Mel said that because that's what the black women
were saying at the time out there.
And he is gorgeous like a Chrysler's comfortable
until that motherfucking Billy.
I'm telling you, you guys are disgusting.
This guy's a stupid.
Nigga Michael Ealy.
You compared a nigga to a 300?
Michael Ealy ain't missed a fucking facial appointment.
That nigga's skin is smooth.
He still look like the 90s niggas, but in 2020, a 2020 90s niggas, he was in 2020 90s niggas he was in them old black movies so
he could fuck your aunt he could fuck your older cousin he could fuck your mom he could
fuck you your daughter you gotta watch he's like a swiss army knife oh you and you don't
watch power no i don't watch power oh come on come on man that's a tough out that's a
tough out is all I'm saying.
John the Major didn't have a shot without Michael B. Jordan standing next to him, and
we ain't seen Michael B. Jordan stand next to him in about seven years.
In case anybody forgot, I did not.
Boy, I would be mad if I was.
Hey, what up?
What up, Mel?
What?
How do you feel about the situation?
I'm interested in your take.
Yeah, we on Mel, get to Mel.
Okay, so sorry to kill the fun.
Oh my God.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, no, you better kill the fun.
Oh no, this is vibing.
I know, but you guys do know that Megan knows
Michael Ealy for a really long time.
They've been in several movies together.
Yeah.
Oh yeah, we know.
No, no, that's what we saying.
No, we saying that.
We said that.
Okay, all right.
We saying the same thing.
They didn't just meet that night.
Oh, I know.
We've been in a couple other movies.
They practiced for those movies.
Yeah, they've been in like at least three movies together.
They practiced for all those movies.
Okay, man.
How do you feel about it?
Let's get it.
They had the first lines.
They was reading the lines.
You guys are jumping her.
Like Ty.
I feel like.
Oh. What? Shit. That was crazy. That was You guys are jumping her. Like Ty. Oh. I feel like you. Oh.
What?
Shit.
That was fire.
That was crazy.
I heard from a friend today.
She said, you weren't.
Oh shit.
Let's go, Ish.
Yo, you are an idiot.
I'm saying.
Oh, man.
Yeah, man.
Please. Oh, man. Honestly, looking at that shit, I feel like it, like what you said, idiots. I'm like, oh man. God, man, please.
Honestly, looking at that shit, I feel like what you said, Ish,
it was really the moment.
You know, she didn't really have control of that situation.
He came in, he swooped in, he grabbed her,
felt the whole back crack little situation
because she is a tiny little thing, swung her around.
I don't, it did look like a Play for dominance. I
Did I totally agree a little bit like Michael Ely came in and he flexed sundom
Yeah, he really saw him little man because even after he hugged he put it down homeboy was looking at her like
Some capping for Meg you can't do that type of hug by yourself.
You cannot do that type of hug by yourself.
She ran in that nigga arms like it was the end of fucking
ghosts.
I don't know.
Oh shit, she's back alive.
She did the slow motion.
She got the Swayze.
And she didn't let go.
The way I saw that, he was ready to let go before she was
in what I was looking at.
You can't let go in the middle of the spin around.
You gonna fly over it.
You know how to, you playing.
We know how to initiate the let go in the middle.
That is true.
It turns into one hand, one arm as the spin goes.
You know how to go.
Turn your body to the side.
If she ain't wanting him to let go,
she wanted to, she what?
She was ready to get closure with Jonathan Majors.
She was ready to get closure.
I heard a rumor about you my nigga.
And hey, does anybody know if Megan Good is a gambler?
No, she's not.
Do we know if she invests in like stocks?
No.
We don't know.
Where you going with this?
Why you say that?
Who, NVIDIA?
Fies are coming out with their weight loss.
Because maybe at some point you thought that you standing next to him before the verdict came in like it was a look black love
black unity maybe you felt like he would get his career going at some point then
I know y'all felt good going home when the video came out of him running away
from the white girl y'all high-five y'all had to drink that night and now
quiet there's getting movie don't make me say it Don't make me say it. No. Don't make me say it.
A little Bitcoin.
He's getting movies.
Don't make good for him.
A little dip.
His stock is down is what you're basically saying.
Am I the only one here that says it?
No, you're not.
Because y'all like to do that a lot.
No, no, no, you're not.
His stock, Mel Ford, is his stock not down?
What I'm seeing right now is I'm watching her do a lot of interviews.
Melissa Ford.
Yeah.
Let her answer you.
Let her answer you.
Oh, no.
Let her answer you.
Let her answer you.
Let her answer you.
Let her answer you. Let her answer you. Let her answer you. Let her answer you. Let her answer you. Is it stock, Mel Ford, is it stock not down? What I'm seeing right now is I'm watching her do a lot of interviews.
Well, it's a Ford.
Yeah.
Let her answer you.
Let her answer you.
Let her answer you.
Let her answer you.
No, what I'm seeing is I'm seeing her being a lot more vocal about this relationship.
You know what I'm saying?
And she's going on record talking about how everybody in her life told her to not get
into this relationship and she followed her heart and she listened to God
and et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
So she's really doubling down on
this is my man, my man, my man.
This is where I'm staying.
This is what, this is, when you see him, you see me.
You didn't answer the question at all.
At all.
It's his stop down, go.
According to who though? That's what I'm asking for the question. According to who, though?
That's what I'm asking.
You.
What did you say?
Oh, shit, boss time.
Boss called God.
Melissa, is his stock down?
No, I think it's kind of like it's a waiting game right now.
Is it still?
Is it still me?
It's leveled out.
OK.
It's leveled out.
Leveled out from where?
It was undulating a lot
Meteoric rise and then that nigga got that shit happen his stock is in the gutter money. Okay, not in the gutter
No, however, we do know
Okay. Not in the gutter.
However, no, however, we do know Deadline and Variety just posted that he's got a new
movie in the works with a really big director.
So what's the name of it?
I can't remember what the name is.
It ain't Kang.
I know it's not Kang.
I'm not doing a comparison between the two, but he's got to start somewhere.
And really, honestly, I didn't see anybody but Tyler Perry wanting to touch him.
But the stock at one point...
I understand, but she knew what she was getting.
Because she got it when the stock was plummeting.
Sometimes you got to buy low.
You got to buy low sometimes.
That part.
You know, when the market bottoms out, that's when you start to buy.
So you do feel like his stock...
His stock plummeted.
We all know that.
That court case, that shit hurt him drastically, yes.
That's tough.
Hey, here's another one that I'm gonna just throw out here.
Not to get these on all colors.
I'm about to throw another pair.
Get these on all colors.
Not to be messy and not to be nosy.
I don't know that Johnathan Majors
and Megan Good is fucking.
What?
I don't know that John DeMajor and Megan Good is fucking. What? I don't know that Johnathan Majors and Megan Good are having sexual intercourse.
Are you saying that for once?
They were already recorded on the carpet doing that weird ass kiss like they had never kissed before.
They're not used to none of this.
And the way that she responded in that hug to me, to Joseph Anthony Button Jr.
I'm not trying to change none of y'all minds out there
about shit.
She responded like a woman.
Yes, that one.
You know what I'm saying, but I'm gonna say it
and I'll take the E for it.
Go ahead, thank you.
She responded like, thank you.
She responded like a woman that has been without
the physical touch that her body yearns.
A little pent up.
Yes.
A little pent up.
And if there was anybody that qualified for this
wild theory, it's Megan Good, who was just with a dude
for a decade without fucking.
Wait, wait, wait.
What are you talking about?
Are you talking about her husband?
Before John DeMazor's, that guy.
Yes.
Why would you say they wasn't fucking?
But they were together from Manlo without fucking.
They didn't fuck until they got married.
But that was for years.
They practiced abstinence until they got married.
Which was for years.
It wasn't like years.
It was years.
They was doing interviews.
Like, no, we're still going strong.
It was like a year and a half.
She said no. That's still more than a year.
OK, still more than a year.
But then they were married for like, however long.
I'm not dissing Meg, but but even when she was with the preacher dude,
she still went on the same public crusade.
You know, I'm saying she was doing interviews about how it's the most fulfilling
ever and all of that other shit, too.
OK, well, you know, times change, people change, you know.
So at the moment, when she's having the interview,
maybe she was fulfilled.
And then the marriage changed.
No, no, no, I'm just saying.
You know, you discover you want different things.
Damn.
Hold it in, hold it in.
You want something?
Hold it in.
Breathe, stretch, shake, let it go.
Like May said, breathe, stretch, shake, let it go. Like May said, breathe, stretch, shake, let it go. Oh, man.
Oh yeah, that's when he was on Fab Ass.
He was on Fab Ass when that breathe, stretch, shake,
shake came out.
He jumped back on his ass, though.
Who, Fab?
Yes, he did, Eddie.
Oz.
Yes, he did.
With what?
Yeah, he did.
With what?
With the Los Souls Wave mix tape. Every record on there. They jumped on his ass.
Los Souls Wave. Rhystopower mixtape. Hosted by Clu.
Jumped on his ass for a good... When he was doing All The Beats?
No, no, not that. It was a mixtape that came out before the album.
And they jumped on his ass. I didn't know it was every song.
This record... So who won between Fab and Mix?
It wasn't a full engagement.
All right, I don't care now.
If you had to pick a career to have,
who would you choose, Fab or M.I.X.?
Me, I'd take Fab.
Okay.
M.I.X.'s career was over too quick.
M.I.X.'s career is still going.
Rap career, Joe.
And who had a big hand?
I didn't say that, I just said career. That changes things, I thought you were talking about rap. Mace's career is still going. Rap career Joe. And who had a big impact?
I didn't say that, I was gonna say career.
That changes things, I thought you were talking about rap.
There's an argument to be made.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Big hits is nice.
Yeah.
He had a bigger impact, right?
Mace had a bigger impact.
And just having those big records are gonna,
I mean, who knows what his contracts were, but that's.
If Mace don't have a fucked puff deal,
then it would be more to entertain. Mace is top five, maybe all time Mace don't have a fucked puff deal then it would be more it would be more than it Mace is top five maybe all time if you don't we can't
speak the fab deal though if he don't do that that's true that's true
back to Jonathan Major anybody have any more words on this I feel like this is
just great I can go on with this for fucking ever. Do you think that friends should,
earlier you responded and said that,
fuck it, it don't matter.
Because they were together for such a short time,
Michael Ealy had every right to hug her the way he did.
Michael Ealy was gonna hug her exactly like that,
especially if his name is Mikey.
Especially if we did movies together.
Especially if we missed each other,
haven't seen each other, and had been physical at all,
even if it was just a kiss, I don't care.
And especially if you know it ain't a nigga
that'll punch your fucking face off
when you hug my girl. Exactly, nigga.
And it's nothing your boyfriend gonna do.
Shout out to, hold on,
because shout out to Nikki, shout out to Zuu,
you know what I'm saying?
Whatever situation that they had in understanding,
niggas wasn't playing around with her like that
They can't play around with her like that how they used to
Maybe that's and that's the truth. I guess it depends on the nigga. This is a thousand niggas can't play around
Why don't you try to hug Nicky's? I don't know what I'm saying
Like even if I don't think they would that even if they wouldn't and but I did I did miss and hold
I'm sorry it's flim
Nikki wouldn't that's what I'm saying It. But the part that you're missing, hold on, I'm sorry, Flip. Nikki wouldn't.
That's what I'm saying.
It's on the girl, yo.
You're right.
It's on the girl.
So let me ask you.
So just say hypothetically, we're
going to take Nikki out of it.
But any woman, like when homeboy walks or runs up to you,
they, oh, hey.
And he picks you up and he spins you around.
You're kind of caught in the moment,
and again, the cameras and all of that shit are there.
So any negative or adverse reaction
is gonna get publicized way more than the hug.
It's your job as the boyfriend.
First of all, that hug happens before the hug happens.
They lock in eyes, and then that song comes on.
I've had the time of my life,
and I've never felt time of my life
and I've never felt this way before. As the boyfriend, you have to kick that DJ table
in the middle of the hook.
And I owe it all to,
what the fuck you talking about?
I'm not standing right here.
Y'all niggas gonna play that?
Niggas gonna play that.
You gotta cut off that slow motion,
wonder years, Ted to Winnie. Wonder wonder years Ted to win a wonder
Ted to win you know that shit they do
Kevin winning
You gotta break that up as the boyfriend
You can't do what he did
I'ma stand off to the side dressed like I eat porridge all day
I'ma just wait my turn
I'ma wait for them to be finished and then I'ma
Never And then Then y'all put out the new edit I'm just waiting my turn away for them to be finished and then I'm a never know and then with the hands
I'm gonna put out the new edit where Michael Ealy
Daps Jonathan majors first and you fucking weirdo internet kids thought that that changed something
There's like oh nah, he greeted him
I see that but was it a conversation or did he just DAP? Oh, nah, he greeted him. He acknowledged him. Oh, nah. So hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, nah, he greeted.
I ain't see that edit.
But was it a conversation or did he just dap him?
Nah, what up, nigga?
He gave a proper dap.
A dap, well, hey, man, he smiled.
He smiled.
It was great.
And he did that first.
And all of the internet people said,
oh, no, we gotta chill a little bit.
He did say, what's up?
That was respect.
Oh, no.
Oh, no. You missed the play. You missed the play? That was respect. Oh no. Oh no.
You missed the play.
You missed the play.
That was a disarm.
Yeah.
Get that man out the way first.
Early.
Hey big dog, hey, look.
Hey, now I love what you're doing.
What you doing?
I don't know.
No, no, it's big up.
Good to see you.
Move.
And now,
this is.
You get 45 minutes to hug on this niggas
girl while he go get y'all some water you don't want to have to shorten the
hug to depth the man who's waiting there for the depth now that gave him reason
to wait there and you got a hand with that right get him out first so you could pelvic grind baby grind on me
Relax your mind Pretty Ricky
Yeah, you gotta get your time listen so I hear
I don't like you being quiet on this topic. I know I'm just he regularly stands off to the side looking awkward
No matter what we've seen her on red red carpets and he's just kind of
standing there, you know, like looking like,
I don't know, Bojangles with his hat in his hand
and just looking fucking.
Are you roasting him?
No, I'm not roasting, but I mean, like it has been
and it has been a conversation where people are like,
why is he always standing off to the side looking like,
what'd you call him?
The guy, the Cracker Barrel.
Cracker Barrel mascot.
There you go.
For sure.
Yeah, he presents awkward.
Do you agree?
He presents...
I was about to.
So you don't think Meg is wrong at all?
Because you...
I think it was a situation where she was caught
in the situation.
Yeah, because you got caught in a situation like that
as well.
I'm gonna think about that.
And I don't even like why you think
caught up in the situation.
Because we're leaving after this.
He look like he wanted to.
That situation will be gone.
He won't take that picture.
Whatever situation you was caught up in
ain't going to be where we parked at.
It ain't going to be on this long drive.
It ain't going to be as I get the keys out
struggling too because I'm mad. So we're gonna stand in this door for a second and you're gonna
have standing neighbors come on you're wilding right now and then we're gonna go in and yeah
I don't know if that's caught up in the situation. Where that shit fly? Where I pay the bills at?
Right.
You think you can get caught up in a situation where I pay the bills?
Just letting yourself get caught up in the situation.
Cause where you gonna live now?
In the fucking cat litter box.
Damn, now we all got caught in this situation.
Cat can't even sleep comfortably.
Wait normally, can't even shit right.
Cause you wanna be outside acting like a fucking shithead.
Cause you a girl and you get pretty privileged.
So all of the things that make your world and your life run around
you didn't think about just got caught up in the moment.
Oh, yeah.
To the kitty litter box you go now.
So this in the reverse this situation has never presented itself to you guys
where like a former flame or somebody that you know very very well
has like rolled up on you and like...
But I check it. I check it.
Who shuts that down?
Yeah, you got to look.
You're all talking at once?
You shut that down.
I check it.
OK.
I checked it, yes.
I'm not picking.
Joseph Anthony Button.
You ever heard Todd and I Joe?
Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da
da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da Where do you come from? Where do you go? Where do you go? Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Don't touch me!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Yo, you ain't lying.
What y'all do with this kind of nines jokes?
You ain't lying. You ain't lying.
I'm not playing that shit. Hey!
They know.
And if a girl run up, she understands.
She reads the room, and she respects you.
Anybody that don't respect that, they
don't need to be around you at all.
Yo, you there, they put the elbows out.
Hey, girl.
Give you the church hug.
You crazy?
Poke my butt out.
You crazy?
Yeah, sure enough.
Ain't none of that.
Pause, but you right? You right? No, you're right. Pat they back and everything. Mass space between the out. You crazy? Nah. There ain't none of that. Pause, but he right?
He right?
No, he right.
Pat they back and everything.
Man, space between the hugs.
What?
One arm.
Never even knew my arm reached.
Sideways.
Yeah, the side one arm.
Stand and pat.
Pat on the top of the back.
Yeah, pat on the back.
I ain't even getting to her.
Crazy.
What a quick lean and kiss.
Hey.
Quick lean.
No, air kiss.
Air kiss, though.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Over there. Yeah, air kiss though. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Over there, yeah.
My lips ain't touch her cheek.
Got it.
Crazy.
So no, I thought about it.
No, I don't end up in that situation.
So you haven't been in a relationship,
and you saw a friend?
I'm very cognizant of the fact that my friend is right there.
Mel is Michael Ealy in this situation.
Whoa.
That's what she's trying to not say. We got him. Mel is Michael Ealy in this one. I. That's what she trying to not say.
We got him.
Mel is Michael Ealy in this one.
I might be.
Oh, shit.
You are.
So they hug you.
That's a fact.
Yeah, I might be.
So OK, so if a man is with his girl, and I'm just trying to picture.
Go ahead.
I'm going to get the next topic ready.
A man is with his girl, and he sees, Mel, Mel, you hug him, you giving him the tight hug
in front of the younger, for who's around?
You rubbing his back?
The underarm hug.
The underarm.
That you be giving up.
Well, it's his responsibility to let me know who's around.
I didn't ask that, yo, you wish.
What?
Oh my God.
You guys just said it was her responsibility
to establish the boundary, and I'm saying the same thing,
if I'm Michael Ealy in this situation.
It's his responsibility to establish the boundary
and let me know who we are in the close proximity of.
If y'all both not famous and on a tabloid,
you've been fucking with this person for a year.
Yeah.
I tell you shit.
You know that's his dude already.
But you just said it was her.
To check, no, no, no.
It was on her to check him.
I didn't say that, they said that.
I think Shorty got caught up in the moment.
He ain't gotta check none.
He's standing there dressed like a fucking J-Elect type beat.
Niggas, what am I checking? How you gonna play with me in here, man? You check. I'm not even playing with you. I'm not even playing with you. I'm not even playing with you. I'm not even playing with you. I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you.
I'm not even playing with you. I'm not even playing with you. I'm not even playing with you. I'm not even playing with you. I'm not even playing with you. You know, you know what I mean? You know your man ain't wearing this cologne. You know what I mean? He ain't even got cologne on. You know, what cologne is that?
Oil.
Lemon grass.
That nigga got some fresh, fresh, fresh.
They got tea tree on.
Fresh tea tree.
Fresh tea tree.
That nigga got some herbs.
Grass roots ooze.
He's baby herbs.
Grass roots ooze.
Grass roots ooze.
You know he's wearing some bullshit.
He definitely got some bullshit on.
He pressed the herbs button. You know that nigga over there bullshit. He definitely got some bullshit on. He pressed the urge button.
You know that nigga over there wearing
Earthy Musk.
Oh man.
Oh lord.
Shout out to Michael Ealy, shout out to everybody involved
man, I wish y'all the best.
Oh man.
Michael Ealy man, come up here
so we can talk about hug etiquette.
Because still, that ain't even the worst hug I've seen.
Like that shit Amari Hardwick did is still number one.
They said them two was killer.
That's still number one.
They said Amari.
That was so bad, we can't even really talk about it.
Yeah, yeah.
To Beyonce?
Yeah.
When I saw him in Brooklyn Chopper, I said, tell Joe he my man.
Tell Joe. No, no, nigga. Don't get us involved with that, nigga. Tell the Joe. Tell Joe. Say he ain't shot here when I saw him in Brooklyn chopper. I said tell Joe he my man
La la nigga get us involved in that
Tell the joke tell Joe I fuck with him. That is my man, but that
Joe I can see you now nigga
A nigga play with you like that play with play with you know, I could see you right now nigga you
See you in the corner nigga. You don. You ain't play with them niggas.
We will flip the niggas in there.
Brooklyn Choppa will turn the top.
They caught this too.
Oh, this. Oh, hell yeah.
They caught this.
I've been on iTunes buying the bounce version of everything.
I don't know why I played this cuz Mel said something. Oh, well now it's just hard
All right, Jonathan majors man. Take that bullshit off and go get dressed before you go outside. Yeah, I
Want him to get a stylist so badly
I want him to get a stylist so badly.
What? Hook him up with one.
He's not my man.
If he stood in your DM, what up man, would you respond?
I'm just asking, would you open it?
Now with his current situation?
Listen to me, I just need your answer straight.
If he stood in your DM and you saw it, would you press accept or you would leave it there?
This answer, which one would you do?
I need more information.
Is he in his current situation?
There's nothing wrong with that.
At this moment, right now, you leave the part,
he sends a DM.
I don't know what it says.
Are you accepting it to engage in conversation
or are you leaving it?
You're not even opening it,
you're just reading it?
Honestly, man.
Well, curiosity is gonna get the better of me.
I am going to wanna know why he's DMing me.
I got her!
Yeah, no, fuck that, I wanna know.
That's just human.
That's just human.
No, no, no.
That's just human.
She could be, she could be.
Hey you.
Hey you. You say what? She ain't gonna spoil it, talk to that nigga, she could be. Hey you. Hey you.
You say what?
She ain't gonna spoil it till that niggas come right in
and go, a whole paragraph in the first thing she said.
I'll send the wave, I'll send the wave.
What's up?
What's up, right?
Hey, can you arrange for me to come up
on the Joe Budden show?
No problem, I can do that.
We gotta rehearse lines first.
We gotta rehearse lines first. I forgot whoever that guest was.
I said no on purpose.
No, tell Mel to get her fucking friend out of here.
Whoever it was, I don't care if they came out with a book or some shit.
Don't even start.
Don't do not.
The man that sent those books.
Don't get me started.
No, no, no.
That's my man.
He can come up here. Mel tried to get some other shit off one time.
Hey, can my friend scenario?
How about set those books?
Oh, I only know one.
I know the guy from the TV.
I only know my man from TV, though.
TV, yeah.
My man.
In Atlanta, that's all.
Rolling?
Yeah, rolling.
He come up here.
I fuck with him.
It wasn't rolling.
It was somebody else Mel tried to get off. Jeffrey or one of the n up here. I fuck with him. It wasn't rolling. It was somebody else trying to get off.
Jeffrey on the niggas. Yeah, some bum.
Yo, y'all are terrible.
We are.
Fucking terrible.
It's all good.
You know who it is? I don't remember.
Of course I know who it is.
It should be no hand thing, yo.
You know who it is?
Yeah, he dope.
I follow him. He's a dope dick.
He dope? Then why we say no?
Cause you...
Cause you said it...
You just wanted to do it on purpose. By we. I'll speak French, nigga. I don't remember. He's dope, then why we say no? Cause you you. Cause you said it, you just wanted to do it on purpose.
Why we?
I'll speak French nigga.
I don't remember.
Anyway, whatever.
Yeah.
What else we got?
What else we got?
What else we got?
What else is of importance?
Come on, Parks and Ice are dying
to fucking talk about the M album.
No, I didn't even hear the M album.
Oh.
I wasn't dying to talk about it.
Oh, I take it back then. I was like. I didn't hear it yet. We can wait. Yeah dying to talk about it. Oh, I'll take it back then.
I didn't hear it yet.
We can wait.
I'm waiting.
Mal, what were you about to say?
I was going to say, did anyone watch the ESPY Awards?
No.
I saw clips.
I saw a couple clips.
I saw Serena.
Yeah, that's all I saw.
I just saw that clip because that's making the rounds.
Serena, Quinta Brunson, and Venus were all on the stage. I don't
even know what the award was, but they were kicking Harrison. Huh? Oh no. There was another
one too where Serena was kicking Drakes Beckett. That's the one I saw. Yeah. Should we play
it? Did she really kick us back in? Play the clip. She said something to the effect of what we learned recently is nobody better come from
Kendrick Lamar. But I don't necessarily know if that's a Drake shot.
She also said Drake's name. He's going to find it.
Well, while we're on the subject of Drake, I see you, Flip.
What?
I see the sweatpants. I see what they are. The name right there. So J all put me on to this man.
He told me to get a...
I bet.
You know what?
OV.
When I went to the store, the guy that lives in the park...
Oh you went to the store.
So you went to the...
OVO store?
No, no.
It's something called Butters and Queens.
And he told me, yo the park here is going to be mad.
Joe is going to be mad at you.
I'm like, Joe's not going to be mad I wear this.
So where'd it go?
He told me that.
They told me in the store.
I said, I like them shoes.
Do a little strong J-strap.
Who do they think I am?
I don't know.
I'm gonna get mad at you wearing sweats.
The nigga said that he's a fan of the show.
He said, yo, you know, Joe and them not gonna like that.
He was joking, but,
cause JR told me this is Drake's joint.
Yeah, yeah it is.
It's his line with my joint.
I never heard of it before.
I just like it.
It's his line with my joint.
Yo, the other day I was somewhere and I seen somebody I know and I fucking gave him a pound and
a hug and that nigga was smelling good.
I was like, what the fuck you got on?
That's how I tried to guess.
I was like, nah.
Oh shit, that was Jusky.
He was like, nah, this is the Drake cologne.
I was like, damn, this is the Drake Cologne.
Fuck that, nah, it's just all right, nigga. He said, no, you ain't got a bottle?
I said, well, I sided.
I sided with the way my account is set up.
PG, my ass.
I sided with Kendrick, so just don't worry about it.
Probably won't get one of those, though.
That shit smell.
I ain't no nigga, I ain't no Cologne.
Nigga, that money out here.
Nigga, Cologne, you gonna go get it.
It's cool though.
You wouldn't wear Drake Cologne?
I wouldn't tell nobody it's Drake Cologne.
So you'll wear it, but you wouldn't?
Fuck, fuck, what you talking about?
Why though?
Tell me why.
No.
No.
Not falling for your little podcast.
I was just asking why.
I don't even have no tricks.
I said no and I stand on it.
All right.
That's it.
Would you tell people what other cologne you wear?
Yeah, you gotta ask me if it was Louis.
That's not really true either.
Outside of him, I don't outside tell people the cologne
I got on with the ass.
So would you tell him, yo, this Drake cologne?
Oh, I would tell him.
Yeah, you tell me.
All right.
I would tell him, yeah.
If I'm outside and somebody asks, I'm smelling good now,
no, I ain't saying that, nigga.
I don't do that shit no more than even.
Ain't no fucking promo.
And I'm a lie.
And I want you to smell the light.
That's gonna be like when they used to ask me
for directions back in the day.
Oh yeah.
You one of them?
Yeah, I was definitely one.
I ain't no where the fuck.
I'm saying, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Up that way.
See that light?
The third light up there.
It ain't go straight down.
Make a right, say niggas, right?
I don't know where the fuck niggas be at.
I definitely did that.
Yo, remember having to ask for directions.
Yeah.
And I asked somebody.
Holy shit.
I'm MapQuest.
MapQuest asked me for directions to Western New York.
I didn't know Western New York was in Jersey.
MapQuest was privileged at one point.
Before that, no, nigga, it was Map.
Yeah.
The Atlas. Yeah. niggas should have
MAPs in they car. A real big ass paper map that folds out. The Rand McNally shit. Rand
McNally. That's crazy. I told you I was on MAP. I do have this clip if you guys want
to hear it. I'll put it inside the corner. I've learned anything this year is that none
of us, not a single one of us, not even me,
should ever pick a fight with Kendrick Lamar.
They not like us.
They not like us.
They not like us.
Hey!
Do a little dance, you know what I mean?
He will make your hometown not like you.
The next time Drake sits course side at a Raptors game,
they're gonna force gump him.
Sights taken.
They not like us. They not like us. They not like us.
They not like us.
Uh, I think this is cheesy.
I think that certain award shows
trying to get in on culture-related topics
may come off cheesy,
but I'm not mad at Serena doing it
because it's payback for that shit you said
about my husband that was unwarranted. So any chance I get, I'm not mad at Serena doing it because it's payback for that shit you said about my husband that was unwarranted.
So any chance I get I'm shooting at you. So I understand both sides.
It is still, I mean, make a better joke. Whoever wrote it.
It wasn't that one. It wasn't my only thing.
I'm not mad at her. I feel like the punch was her doing the dance.
That's what it was.
Not so much. And the Tom Hanks joke is like, yeah.
Better joke would have went over better.
And I think the SB's beyond that anyway.
On what?
Like current hip hop shit, they try to incorporate it a little bit into the shows, into the skits
and the jokes.
Did we not get a picture of Drake and Wayne from the Michael Rubin party?
Wayne said that
Only one person came to speak to him. I think was Glorilla. He said Glorilla was the only person that came to him. Yeah, that's why I thought of that. Yeah, cuz he made it a point to say that. Yeah, I agree
Only one person spoke to him? He said only Glorilla came. He said only Glorilla really spoke to me
So I take that to mean like only Glorilla maybe had a conversation with me.
I'm sure somebody said hi to the mic.
Of course.
But that's odd.
That's very odd.
Super odd.
That's odd.
I'm gonna leave it alone now.
But there's more there.
Just something I thought about.
Moving on.
Any other takeaways from the SBs?
No.
Salute.
Salute.
Jalen Brown. Jalen Brown, he walked in.
He made his red carpet debut.
Nah, I don't know if it was his debut.
Well, that's what they're claiming.
Might not have been a debut, but he won an award.
No, that's what y'all got?
With the young men.
Or is this one of those things where our off mic talk
is gonna be like the best talk in the world about it?
Yeah, of course it is.
Who did he walk in with?
Come on, man.
He walked in with his new girl.
His new girl, I forgot her name, it's hard to pronounce.
Beautiful girl.
She hoops.
She plays ball.
Who he messed with before?
I was going to ask like-
And they kind of caught the tabloids and the internet by storm.
Because she's stunning.
It wasn't by storm.
What do you mean?
It was the day of the parade. He was at the parade with her too. Rain's stunning. It wasn't by storm. What do you mean?
The day of the parade, he was at the parade with her too.
Right away.
Rain, sleet, storm, shit.
But she didn't look like that.
No, she didn't look like that.
There you go.
Well she's a beautiful woman, amazing.
She is gorgeous.
I can't pronounce her name either.
K-Y-
Kyser?
Kyser is the first thing, but she just says Kai.
But I don't know how to pronounce her last name. Oh Kai.
I mean, I need Ford modeling agency Willamene somebody to come along and give her a contract.
She is stunning.
Clit riding.
Call it what you want.
Who he messed with before?
I don't know.
It don't matter.
Somebody that made Mel stop going to the gym.
Oh man.
Damn.
Oh.
Nigga ran you out the gym.
Our homie.
Somebody that made Mel stop doing a bundle gym appointments.
Oh, shit.
Kettlebells, she put the kettlebells there.
And now she sitting there talking about,
don't matter who we dated before.
Don't matter, huh?
Oh, okay, sorry, sorry.
I did not.
At one point it mattered.
I did not, listen.
Sorry, sorry I have to be top two, not one.
Sorry that I pared this way.
Wow.
Before this woman that y'all are clip riding,
he was with another woman,
and that woman cleared the gym out when she worked out.
Facts.
See, this is another one of those topics
that I used to talk about all the time up here
What y'all do when the two rappers are in the studio together?
It's easy as a fantasy on Twitter and say yo fab is trash fab is a bum
but when you a rapper and fab is coming to the studio to get on your song and walk in the booth and you got
To deal with this in real time now that could be problematic
Before this young lady y'all are talking about,
he was with someone that could appear to be problematic
if you thought she was cute and seen her in person.
Who he was with before is absolutely stunning.
I did not know his dating history,
so I wasn't thinking about who he was with before.
So I did not know, that is me not knowing
who he was with before. I have always said that she is a stunning beautiful woman now
There's a fight here because I'm really not this wasn't for me and you this was for me an ish to fight
This was our fight. I love this. I don't know if we could have it. You could so we got something him. Oh
I'm ready to dance
He got his glasses on. Yeah. And his legs shaking.
He ready. And he looks good. We know what it means when the legs are shaking. So, intro
on you I think. No I think intro on you. You him, number one, not two. No but it started
with you. We were saying, y'all, we were saying Jaylen Brown went to the red carpet with such
and such, I don't know her name,
it is hard to pronounce, I'm not trying to be funny.
And what was y'all saying, that it was turning head,
oh yeah, y'all was doing, ooh, ah, yeah,
he stepped on it, ah!
I mean, they look good.
Oh, they look great, it was killing!
They look good.
Then I gotta say what I said.
Which was?
I said that that girl almost broke her hip
standing there taking them pictures.
She almost threw her whole leg out.
She had a very hard time standing up straight.
There was a whole lot of posing and angles and curvatures.
You know how to do it on the red carpet.
I said, but I waited.
And I caught her standing up straight. That's what I said.
I thought you number one.
Not two.
I'm number two, not one.
I'm not at.
What are you talking about?
Go ahead, y'all say what you said.
I just said what I said, verbatim.
You said more than that, though.
You did say that, you said more than that.
I said somebody at home probably feeling crazy.
Cause Shorty walked in there on the red carpet
looking like a monster with the $300 million man.
All right, let me get to it, man.
Respect to this lady.
Y'all know what would have happened
had he walked in there with Bernice.
Now, he didn't walk in there with Bernice for his own reasons. I don't know if we had the conversations in our
business. But in the event that he walked in there with Bernice, we know what happened.
And what's that? Onyx shut them down. I don't know that. I don't know that. Okay. And I think he,
y'all don't know that then I lose. No, no. And I think they shut them down.
know that then I lose. No no and I think they shut them down. Okay. You disagree? Yeah. Bernice Bernice Bernice Bernice. If y'all don't think that Bernice next to
him was shutting down the SB's red carpet then I forfeit. Then I forfeit.
Okay. I don't think that she looks stunning though. I'm talking about in terms of her dress her hair her she looks stunning and they look great together
Athletes so yeah in the terms of being at the SP see that's the fight
That was the real fight at the SP's you with a fucking athlete and she was gorgeous
This is this is the look and I was gonna retort that with the men,
especially $300 million men,
maybe not giving a fuck about status so much
and maybe being groupies for people.
I agree with that.
I think that all of, I think...
It's tough.
You said that we could have it.
And I know you didn't think about it
because you just wanted the one to fight,
but it's tough.
No, I'm telling you,
in the entertainment business, I think there are more groupies than we know. Well, you about it, you just wanted to win the fight, but it's tough. No, I'm telling you, in the entertainment business,
I think there are more groupies than we know.
Well, you might know, and you might know,
because you guys have been in entertainment for 20 years.
So I don't think that's hard press,
especially if you bring in somebody like Jalen Brown.
He's what, 26?
26 years old, some of these people,
i.e., my friends be telling me,
yo, you sitting on the couch with Melissa Four,
oh my God, yo, she was in my room when I was in the,
and when I was in Upstate and all the other,
it's the same effect.
Double niggas said that.
Yeah, it's the same effect with Bernice.
It's the same effect with Dreya.
It's the same effect with,
the same effect with,
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
Take that out.
It's not.
And it's not the same.
It is, but yo, so again, all of those, don't do that, yo.
When these people was in high school, when these people was in college, they idolized
these women.
They couldn't wait.
Oh, that's what you're saying.
Yeah, they couldn't wait.
Got it.
You get what I'm saying?
Like that was posters on Niggas wall.
I don't have none.
You don't?
That on posters?
No?
Halle Berry.
Oh, exes. Oh.
Got it.
Yeah.
Got it.
So to say that JB could have potentially been a groupie
for Bernice, I don't think that's far-fetched.
At all.
I think she might have been in his bucket list.
Both ladies.
Our amazing beautiful.
One lady was stunning.
I'm sure the other one would have been stunning.
People take people. It was just your part about it. Off mic, we would know what some one would have been stunning. That's what I got.
It was just your part about it.
They were shutting down.
Off mic, we were doing some niggas shit.
People take down people.
We were doing niggas shit off mic.
And it was fun.
It was.
It was fun.
You ran.
It's not going to be ass fun.
I ain't going to.
No, no, no, no.
What it was is that it was Corey's psycho ass that was saying bullshit, but at the end of
the day, niggas do take down.
We don't give a fuck if you a hoe.
We don't give a fuck if whatever your history is. don't give a fuck if, whatever your history is,
if you was on my bucket list, I'm taking you down.
Period.
Period.
If you was on my bucket list and I watch you
and I have an opportunity to fuck you,
excuse my French.
No, no, no.
I mean.
And so Cory and I were having an argument
off topic where Cory was saying that
I wouldn't pop a woman that I know
was sexually promiscuous with my peers.
And I told Corey he's out of his fucking mind.
Facts?
That's not what Corey said though.
Cause he added extras in it.
He added it wasn't about the pop,
it was about the promiscuity with people that you know.
Would you now pop out with her on your arm
where people could see you?
And I said negative.
And that's what the conversation was. And I said negative. And that's what the conversation was.
And I said negative.
Well, when you asked that, that's different.
But that's different.
I don't want them to look at me laughing,
but I am popping though.
And I'm going to tell you all the shit you want to hear.
All the shit you want to hear and all the shit you need.
You was on my bucket list.
What?
Please.
Bucket.
Are you looking at me like you shocked?
I don't know.
I just, you just said that was so much gusto and pride.
I am fucking.
I'm married.
But if, if.
I'm just, I'm just, it's honest.
What are we talking about?
Every man.
I don't care who you are.
A dude has a list of people that if the opportunity presented itself and you were single.
Thank you, yeah.
If I was single.
We would have that list too.
Yeah, then y'all got it too.
You don't have.
I can name four or five.
I'm not getting into your business.
I'm not getting into your business.
But you don't have a certain person,
people in your head that if I could, I would get that one. Not saying you
can't, not saying you want to, just if opportunity presented itself, yes, I'm gonna take that.
Yeah. That's all we saying.
Sure. Okay.
Keanu Reeves, Sean Connery, Sean Connery.
Or Sean the Con.
Who the fuck is that? Who the fuck is that?
Is that some 2B act?
Who's Sean LaCon?
Joe on bullshit today.
They're wearing
Sean Connery
or Sean LaCon.
Sean LaCon.
This is the good one.
Boom.
I love it here. I love it here.
I love it here.
We all do that, yo.
Yeah, everybody has that.
I have it until the person show up.
And then what happens?
Then I get scared.
Get out of here, Joe.
You're such a liar.
If I can be vulnerable here, yeah.
You panicked on the trigger?
Yes, he did.
Wow.
Yes, I've seen it.
Wow.
I know.
I've seen it.
I've seen it.
I've seen it.
I'm hard ass for me too.
I get out of here.
He will exit stage life.
Quick.
Fast.
Nigga's mad at Joe.
I was tight.
I was high.
Fuck off, man.
I get out of here.
And then I seen her.
I seen her looking like a knockout
No, oh, was it because he was spoken for that he didn't take it was pussy no, he's pussy
He wasn't spoken for he was pussy
He wasn't smoking for her, he was pussy.
That surprises me. Look at his face.
Why?
Yo, let me hear.
Oh, because you think I'm a sexual deviant.
Yeah, that's a little bit.
Women think that about men, period.
Period.
No, I seen her, she was looking like a knockout.
Male, this is a different type of-
Wait, let me ask this.
Full length mink on and a winner.
Is it that you wanted to maintain the fantasy? Good question.
Good question.
Very good question.
Sometimes, sometimes that fantasy is what carries you.
Sometimes you get to meet the person in real life.
And they're so disappointed.
But apparently this is not the case.
Okay, yes, go ahead.
Well, part of it is, I wanted to remain the fantasy.
Oh wait, you were on her bucket list too?
She tried to play you.
No, I mean that's, that's amazing.
No, she playing.
No, she playing.
There you go, she playing.
Yeah, she playing.
Take a walk.
Take a walk around, nigga.
Take a walk.
Take a walk around.
Take a walk, nigga.
There you go.
You bum ass nigga, you happen to be on her bucket list too.
Take a walk.
No, no.
You dusty ass.
No, she's funny.
No, listen.
Mella's crazy.
No, check it.
Listen to me.
No, no, no, straight up and down.
One of my, I was just, I was just out with one of my girlfriends.
She is in love with you.
Oh my God, the sound of your voice,
it makes her fucking wet.
Just the sound of his voice is a hit.
Was that a rap lyric?
Okay, gotcha.
Anyways, so yes, I believe that you are on
a lot of women's bucket list.
I see the hard eyes and shit like that
under your posts and stuff.
Listen. Especially when you did that under your posts and stuff. Listen, listen.
Especially when you did that post outside with.
Whoa.
Okay, no.
Hey, y'all.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Wait.
Did you read the comics?
I saw the comics.
I saw the comics.
I was like, and I was like, oh my God.
Hey, yo.
Oh my God.
No, no, no.
No, she was coming out.
How'd she come out?
Come on. I see the picture and I'm like, whoa. Hey,. What's up, Lord? What's up? Now she was coming at us. She was coming at us.
Come on.
I see the picture and I'm like, whoa.
Hey, y'all, come on.
Whoa.
She see my shit sit.
Fucking whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Why you looking at that?
I did not want it.
It was not.
Order in the court.
There was no choice given to me in that situation.
You had a game picture?
I hope you sue you.
I hope Joe sues you in that you. He posted a dick print picture.
Wow!
It wasn't a dick print picture.
I can assure you that it wasn't a dick print picture.
Was that AI?
No!
Or did my eyes deceive me?
You was on my body!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
That's why you came here.
That's why you came here.
I get different.
They like to make chicken.
Shit.
You can't say that, you idiot.
I got flour in my house.
Shit!
We got flour here.
Oh, shit.
Five people sent me that picture, like it wasn't posted on his fucking page.
No, well, Mel, that was not that. That was a crease in the sweat.
But listen to me, listen to me,
because we're dragging it right now.
Even if I was not on this Young Ladies bucket list.
Okay.
At some point, she was on me.
Okay.
And remained on me for years and years and years.
For a long time.
And she would, she's like gorgeous enough
to where I feel like her experience is when this happens to her
She gets the fish when she goes fishing. She gets the fish, right?
No, it ain't fun when the rabbit got the gun. Yeah. Gotcha. Yeah
No, you're not coming over here to get the fishes whenever the fuck you feel like it. No now I gotta
Drag this out you can't
This is premium dick.
Or if it ain't, I'm gonna act like it.
This shit, this shit is the wagyu shit.
You gotta walk up to the glass and pick this.
I'm not just fuckin', no, no, no, no, no.
And then she was too, and then she was too cool.
She was like too, too cool.
And then she was too successful.
It's like all of the things that came along
with all of these different buckets.
She was Joe.
Yeah, but Joe has a heart.
She was Joe.
And then it was-
So you thought that she was like just-
It was a reverse.
She thought you would come through for the 2,500?
It was, yeah.
She tried to pay your rent.
Fuck off.
Fuck off.
She made me feel like, hey, I wanna fuck the little cute nigga up, love hip hop.
Let me fuck him real quick, send him on about his merry way.
Shit.
And he turned you down.
And he turned you down.
Playing a little hard to get.
That's no big Joe.
Nah, she was talking to you a little.
She was aggressive.
She was playing with me.
She bought you things?
No, she was the aggressor. I remember. She was aggressive, yeah. She was playing with me. She bought you things? No, she was the aggressor.
I remember.
She was the Joe.
He said something before.
I sent you an Uber.
Yeah, that.
Oh shit.
I'll send it.
Yo, what's your measurements?
Yeah, like who the fuck is you talking to?
Like what's your fucking mouth?
What's your measurements?
Yeah, what's your mouth talking to me?
Oh man.
He send you a little spa certificate or something.
That's one of them things, that's one of them things where it sounds great until it's right
in front of you.
Like your bucket list, whoever you want to fuck.
Whoever you want to fuck that's on your bucket list, they pop up in front of you with now
some new kinks, new demands, new attention, just a new level, a new era of shit that you ain't never seen.
She's still on my bucket list though, right? Yeah. If she showed up, well for the first time,
if she showed up on my bucket list, it's like when you get hired the first time. I'm getting the uber.
And she looked the same, and she looked the same than what I had envisioned for the last decade.
She looks the same, some people say she looked better. She did.
vision for the last decade?
She looks the same, some people say she look better. She did.
Hey, you so horny, son.
I'm far from, I'm far from.
Fuck y'all.
That ain't even horny.
Knockin' on Heaven's door.
Yo, fair exchange, no robbery, dog.
I'm.
So is this a situation where she will just remain
on the bucket list, she'll be on yours,
you'll be on hers forever and ever?
She not on your bucket list no more.
Once the dude know he had it in the bag, it kinda...
Yeah, a lot, no, you know, he...
Hold on, hold on now.
A lot of times, a lot of times.
Just the fact knowing that,
that I had you basically begging me to do it.
Like, yo, my nigga, you threw the ball right by the rim,
all I had to do, I didn't even have to dunk it.
I could've.
I had to tap it in, yeah. That it. I could have to tap it in yeah
That'd be enough a lot of times. That's enough
One year I tried to get some sick shit off in my relationship
I think I might have came back and talked
To get up hey, I'm just gonna escort someone to the fucking ocean. What's the TV Grammys? The Emmys?
The Emmys.
I'm gonna be a plus one at the Emmys.
Okay.
I wasn't the Emmys, bro.
I don't wanna give away too much.
People's choice?
Whatever it was.
It didn't work, it didn't fly.
Kids' choice?
Anyway, moving on.
Moving on, moving on, moving on, moving on.
Anyway, heat off.
Okay.
What else y'all got?
Heat off, you said?
On y'all, yeah.
The heat is off.
On y'all.
What y'all got?
Oh, shit, come on.
Why y'all delaying the inevitable?
What's up?
What y'all wanna talk about next,
hating-ass niggas?
Yeah. I don't know.
Silencio.
What are you talking about?
Silencio.
I don't know.
Y'all don't want to talk about Silencio?
I was just getting ready to pull the topic up.
I mean, there's not a topic at the front of y'all mind?
The list?
What the fuck is wrong with this?
The list?
Why would we be hating?
Why you ain't say it?
I ain't think it was a big accomplishment.
I thought that was the norm.
Mmm.
Same.
Yeah, you know what I'm saying?
Nah.
Y'all got gloat when it's the norm.
Crazy?
It's the norm.
Wait, are you crazy?
I wouldn't beat Joe Budden
if I didn't come in here with something.
Last year you.
Hey!
Hey! Ooh, they told me I fell off, ooh, I needed that.
Yeah.
Hey, what's up?
Top two, not one.
Yeah, Joe Budden.
Me.
I need to see this.
What'd you do?
Congrats.
I'm going to smoke.
Congrats.
Congrats, dawg.
Congrats, dawg.
Okay.
What did you just spray on?
Cologne.
Some cologne.
I know, but which one?
Is it the Drake cologne?
No.
You got the Drake on alone?
He probably did.
I walk over there, you got some Drake over there? This is got the Drake on the love
This is not the Drake alone and I want to tell you because you wanted the guys
But you not really want to go so I can't tell you what cologne why them I could tell why
Because you'll have all your niggas smell like who are all my niggas future niggiggas, you don't even know them. Yeah. Mm-mm. Girls do, I swear.
Girls do that.
Listen, I know girls do that, and I do not do that.
If I tell you to cologne because you like it,
you're going to want to smell it again on the guy that you like.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
And that's how it travels.
Yep.
I promise.
I'd never tell a girl what I'm wearing.
I'd keep the secret.
All right, if you pinky swear to not work it, I'll tell you.
I pinky swear, I would keep the secret.
OK.
All right, so we lit.
Show me the bag.
Because I was going to go in your bag anyway. Okay. I promise. Show me the bag.
Because I was going to go in your bag.
Show me the bag.
Show me the bag.
I thought I did.
You can go in my bag.
You can see what it is.
It's nice though.
It's nice though.
It's nice.
Listen, Complex put out their list of top 25, what is it?
Hip hop media personalities.
This year, unlike last year,
I wasn't privy to when the list was dropping.
They did not do a photo shoot.
They did not call me to sing my praises
and talk to me about all of my accolades
that I've accomplished since I left that particular company
like they did last year.
This year, they did not massage me up with oil,
make me feel good going into the list.
This year it just dropped and I had no idea.
No, they did that to act this year.
They were genius in doing that.
Not only did they do that,
but they used some picture from when I wasn't dressing
the greatest, it was a robe that I had on with a fedora.
It was bad, but I was getting money,
so I didn't care. Yeah, it was a robe with like a leopard print lapel. It was a lot happening in
the picture. I feel like companies and blogs and vlogs and all these niggas do that on purpose
with me because I'm killing. They can't make it look like I'm killing. So they make me look like, ugh.
A lot of times they do.
But anyway, so that list came out,
I clicked the link, I read number 25,
and then I took my big thumb,
and I wound it up first,
and I gave my phone the biggest scroll
that my screen protector would allow because I knew that I wasn't 24 to 3
and that's a lie to
4 I
Thought I might have came in 3 and if I'm being honest, I do feel like 3 kind of had an argument for 2
I do feel like three kind of had an argument for two
Three is Kai Sennett two is Joe Budden one is academics for is Charlamagne the god
Five is Elliott Wilson clap it up for Elliott Wilson
Did enough fucking crying all year round everywhere that you went they put you in the fucking top five But you didn't cry enough, But they didn't put your picture in the shit that go out with the marketing.
They put Angie there.
See, and I watched you and DJ head and the white boy that I like now.
I've seen y'all commentary on it.
Next year, let's let's shoot to get that picture in the alley.
It was true to get that you got your facials.
You got a fillers.
Hey, you niggas, you niggas say that y'all wanna get popping,
but y'all don't want what comes with the lifestyle.
That's fillers maybe.
You ain't never lying.
Tell me when I'm lying.
You're not lying.
You're not lying.
You niggas wanna be marketable,
y'all want all these companies to dump all these millions
and millions and millions of marketing dollars into you.
You might need to get some Botox.
Get a fucking filler and some botox.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Yo, I'm gonna tell you something.
Or get dedicated to the little joints,
the fucking gel strips that go under your eyes
every night, every morning,
the cream that go on your face in the night
different from the morning.
It's dedication to come with this shit.
It is.
It is.
This shit's annoying.
All that shit is annoying.
I wasn't born annoying. I wasn't bored of them.
I used to be wearing them. You know I keep the baggy eyes. They work though.
This shit be sliding off. But if you do it.
This shit is the way it is. Let it go. Let it go. Let it go.
Congratulations to Elliot Wilson. Charlamagne to God at four. Even though I'm down a slot at two, I am glad to have some elbow room.
Charlamagne, get out of here, nigga.
You haven't gone out to eat with niggas in that full table.
Full table. Or the airport. First class. One armrest in the middle.
Give me a little bit of room, nigga.
Too close.
Too close to me. Why are they?
Create space
Extend
Four is far away enough for me not to feel your
your ass.
If I'm at two down from one,
number one belongs to academics, rightfully so clap it up. Clap it up academics.
Rightfully so, ACK was the 24 hour
one stop hip hop shop.
ACK is in the Drake dis,
ACK is in the Drake dis. Ak is in the academics dis.
Ak is up on Henny at 2 AM talking
to his legion of fucking chat hive.
Niggas Ak 100% deserves the number one spot.
And if I would have ever played into the public
thinking I'm a narcissist. The time is now.
I'm gonna take a little bit of credit for that. Clap it out.
Yo, clap it out for taking credit
for other niggas success.
Clap it out for taking credit for other niggas success.
Yo, hello, is anybody?
Oh, I ain't working here sometimes.
Yes, AK was AK,
but then one of the greatest hip hop shows ever made was created.
It took a great mind to plug a great guy into a great spot.
Shout out to Noah too.
Noah, I see you now.
Salute, salute.
I'm taking at least 3% credit for ACK's number one spot.
Then I kept scrolling down to look at who was
lower and lower and lower and lower and lower. At that point like I'm not
even in the equation like what was y'all doing in the teens? Let's see.
I love y'all.
When I get on bullshit I'm like, y'all just move.
Let you go.
Now listen, all of this shit I'm talking
never applies to Angie Martinez,
Sway,
Big Boy.
And typically Elliot too,
but Elliot be putting stuff in the mix.
So I gotta talk some shit to him too.
But Elliot and those three for me are in legacy categories.
Got it. There's nothing to judge,
there's nothing to grade, there's no number you could put by these people that have been doing
it since 1990 whenever. No one longer than Prolly fucking Sway up there and yeah no I'm not counting
but the rest of y'all. As I kept scrolling I seen some other names. How much fun do I want to have?
How much fun do I want to have? Do I want to tell the truth but that'll be a rough week
or do I want to lie? That'll be a cool week. Come on, man, tell the truth.
Put me on.
What should we do?
Next year, you on here.
Appreciate that.
Saw some other people make the list
that I may have had a hand in.
I clapped it up for my narcissistic self.
Yeah, clap it up for my narcissistic self.
And I saw some other people
that I wasn't all the way familiar with so great.
I ain't no a bunch of them. Congratulations for y'all. Great for me to learn about y'all. And I'll
be honest with you, all jokes aside, this year's list looks a lot better than last year's list to me.
It looks a lot better. It looks a lot more accurate. People's places and where they are
names that should have been included. Boulay Cav. Congratulations to Boulay Cav at 13 or 14,
somewhere around there.
Who else fucking, who else made this list?
Gabe from Other Radar.
Gabe, I like Vlad at six.
Yo, contrary to all of my beef with Vlad,
y'all know how I feel about Vlad
and everything that makes up Vlad,
but none of that applies to his business acumen
and what he does and how he contributes. Yeah, and his work ethic, that fucking Vlad, Vlad, but none of that applies to his business acumen and what he does and how he contributes.
Yeah, and his work ethic, that fucking Vlad,
Vlad, Vlad, clap it up for Vlad at six.
That's my clap, that's my clap.
Narwar attendance was kind of high, I felt like.
Narwar is another one that does belong
in like the legacy category for me.
I feel like you can't say anything about Narwar
because he's done too
much and he's been doing it for too long. Too many classic great interviews. True. A lot of
research. Too much randomness. Like nobody's gonna beef about Narwhal. Who else is in a weird spot?
Adam 22 at 22. Adam 22, I told you that the separation between us was about 20 spots.
I told you that the separation between us was about 20 spots
You and all of them no jumper niggas keep thinking that it ain't
You text flaco and say hey Joe was right again. He is about 20 slots better than us
Maybe more but you made the list clap it up
Clap it up for you. Turbulent year.
You still somehow got it done.
Who else is on the list we need to highlight?
Come on, y'all.
Join in.
I don't know who you want to highlight.
Ebro on the list.
Shout out to Ebro.
Ebro, one of my OGs.
Salute to Ebro.
Nadeska on the list.
Salute to Nadeska.
Angela Yee's on the list. Who else is Nadeska, Angela Yees on the list.
Who else on the list?
Norrie, Gilly and Wala.
Norrie and Gilly both fell some slots.
They did, they did.
But they both made all the money they needed to make already,
so who gives a fuck?
They got their money out this shit.
They don't care where you put them out.
Them niggas is rich and they ballin'
and they at the fuckin' Ferrari shop.
Walo doin' an inspiration video right now
in the Ferrari shop.
Nobody cares. They gettin' money.
Agreed.
Who else we got? The Trap Lord nigga made it.
Who else, who else, who else, who else made it that we need to know?
It was a bunch of-
Anthony Fontano, yeah.
Fontano made it. He should have made it.
He should have made it.
I gotta get familiar.
Yeah, it was a bunch of people I didn't know.
Shout out to every last- every single last person that made this list.
Shout out to all the content creators out there.
Shout out to all the musicians, the entrepreneurs.
Shout out to all the executives, all of the staffing and teams that make this shit run round and wild.
Congratulations to everybody.
And congratulations to academics especially.
You did it. you earned it.
It is well deserved.
Salute, salute, salute.
And you know what it is, man.
You know what it is.
Hey big guy.
Come on man.
I text my guy.
Back to back one and two.
It don't matter if you're fl...
Hey, cause real niggas wanna see
they niggas hit number one.
Sorry. I wanna one. Sorry.
I want to see.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So it's just people you don't like that you want to see lose.
Yes.
Okay.
But you want to see friends win.
You want to see your friends win.
Okay.
You want to see people that you support or people that just work hard enough to
win.
You want to see those people win to let the rest of the field know that, Hey,
there are rewards for working this hard.
You should look at academics, in spite of what you think
of him, in spite of what you think about me,
Vlad, some of the people at the top of this list,
and say to yourself, there are rewards for the work ethic.
All of those people at the top of this list work.
Absolutely. A lot.
That's what we have in common.
So that's what's to be saluted.
A lot of people on the list are hated.
I enjoy that too.
Most of them, I would say.
Yeah, most of them found a way to manipulate it.
There's a value in hate.
Yeah, there definitely is.
And don't tell them, I made a mistake
and said the value and hate a few times on this pod
and niggas start trying to do it. Don't tell them. If you don't know, you just don't tell them I made a mistake and said the value and hate a few times on this pod and niggas start trying to do it
Don't don't tell me if you don't know you just don't know sorry should have called us at the during the Spotify
Err when I was giving out information
You miss you missed the boat now, sorry gotta wait for the next wave
Shout the complex another great list kudos to y'all, salute, salute, salute.
Complex.
Well, on lists, Billboard put out their top 10 rap albums of all time.
They did.
Top 100.
It was top 100.
It was 100, excuse me.
I was just looking at the top 10.
Okay.
I apologize.
You got Lasix?
Yes, I do.
Okay.
That was the end?
That was the end?
They still work.
Okay.
I'm going to read the top 10.
I like the list.
Minus one or two places.
10 is Slick Rick, Great Adventures of Slick Rick.
Nine is Jay-Z Blueprint.
Eight is Eric B and Rakim Paid in Full.
Seven is Snoop Dogg Doggy Style.
Six is Pac All Eyes on Me.
Five is Biggie Life After Death.
Four is Outcast Equimini.
Three is Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.
Two is The Chronic and one is Illmatic.
I'm mad at it.
I don't know if Lauryn Hill qualifies as a hip hop album.
Yeah, it doesn't to me.
It doesn't.
I'm all talk about that.
I think they could've took the Lauryn Hill
as a hip hop album out.
Yeah.
I think-
Y'all mute up.
Walk the fuck outta here.
Jersey nigga, we did it, that's it. You know what I got here Jersey nigga we did it that's it
Lauren name come up we got a dude now we was it already no no no whatever that
album is champion it's one of the best in wherever you're gonna put it so they
choose and to put it in hip-hop then you got to fight with that you got to play
who's in front of you it's there. That's true. So
Genre we can argue about the greatness of that album. We cannot I'm probably a fan of the second chronic more than the first chronic
Was different I don't have a problem with it. I'm nitpicking. I'm nitpicking. I like that. I would take blueprint. I'm mad at list. Oh
No blueprint. Yeah, I see I wasicking. I like that list. I would take Blueprint off. I'm not mad at this. Oh no, Blueprint goes there.
Yeah, that stays there.
Yeah, I like, see.
I was trying to argue for it to even be a little higher.
It should be high.
I will put reasonable doubt there
and take Blueprint off for me and I will push it up.
Was, I'm assuming reasonable doubt was on the list.
I'm sure it was probably down the line.
On the list of 100 maybe.
Yeah, okay.
But in the top 10, I'm going Blueprint
for Jay-Z's best and most cohesive project.
I would have Doggie Style higher.
It's personal, but that album is just, that is the number one.
And I would have Good Kid Mad City in this list somewhere.
And in the top ten.
That's probably eleven.
In the top ten for me.
It would be top ten.
What would you take out? Oh, that's easy. Number three is gone for me, it would be top 10. What would you take out?
Oh, that's easy.
Number three is going for me.
Oh, Lauren. Yeah.
What other one would you take out?
I would put it higher than Great Adventures of Slick Rick.
And I love that album, but Good Kid, Mad City.
It looks like these albums here are all older albums.
For sure.
That's my thing about it.
And sometimes you get to feel like
the older albums
can't be moved.
I disagree with that.
I think there can be an album that's come out
in the last, let's say 10, 15 years
that can pass some of those older greats that we have.
Yeah, but you just added the word great.
These albums are not there just cause they old.
No, I'm saying, but the great,
when people do these lists, they usually list the
great albums. Give me the other four albums
outside of Good Kid, Mad City
that you think have an argument in this.
The current crop.
In the top 10?
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
Don't have to be there just for argument's sake.
Show this nigga, that's hard.
That's hard. Good Kid, Mad City is one.
I want maybe something within the last 10 years.
Teflon Don, maybe. I would say...
Get Rich or Die Trying. Get Rich or Die Trying.
Take Care. Tia.
Tia 101. Take Care.
Like, we talking impact with albums and stuff.
Carter 2 or 3. 3 maybe.
But I still don't see it
dethroning that tent.
Because... Just a combo to have.
Yeah, yeah. Carter 3.
Get Rich. But what tends to yeah, yeah, yeah, just a car to three
Get rich but what tends to happen like I said with a lot of these lists is it's almost like a cutoff point
Anything made afterwards don't even have the give rich better ability to just look to make top ten not for me But not for me either, but I wouldn't argue it. I wouldn't argue it. I
Wouldn't argue it at all
It's give rich better than Good Kid?
Is that our Good Kid?
They're close, they're close to me.
They are close, for me.
Yeah, that's a tough one.
Just close, that's it.
We don't have to decide.
It's just close, let's not make ourselves the enemy.
No, no, no.
Do you guys like the fact that Nas is number one?
Yeah. Yes, I'm not arguing that at all. All right, okay, that's personal for me. Do you guys like the fact that Nas is number one?
Yeah.
Yes, I'm not arguing on it at all.
Okay, that's personal for me.
It was written higher than Illmatic, so I would never have Illmatic as number one.
Ever, just in a Nas discography argument.
Forget all time albums, but again, with these albums, I do respect and understand what Illmatic did.
It's also an impact thing.
So a person's best album don't have to be the great,
their classic or their greatest album.
Yeah, Nas' best album is not his greatest album.
Right, there's a couple artists like that.
I say that about Jeezy all the time.
Jeezy's classic album is TM101,
but if I was to say what Jeezy's best album,
cohesive top to bottom, bottom is Recession.
It's hard to get Illmatic out of here because Impact 1, 2, how many songs?
Nine songs?
Nine real songs.
It's like it's nine of those.
He didn't have to get into 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
It's nine of a great, from every great producer
at the time, the timeless producers,
the ones that, Prem and fuckin' Pete Rock
and fuckin' Q-Tip and Log Pro.
Those, it's those guys, like the greatest of the great.
So yeah, I'm not gonna argue this.
I can't, you can't.
Against Ill Paddy.
That's how I feel about it.
That's the greatest hip hop album.
And that's how I feel about Teflon Don.
Huh? I'm just sayin', in terms of albums, it's not even close.
It's not even the same.
And I love Teflon Don.
Me too, but it ain't even in the conversation.
For a person where Illmatic album never did it for me,
I'm speaking for myself here.
There are a lot of albums that I would prefer to listen to over Teflon.
I mean, over Illmatic.
Even in Nas' discography alone.
That album just didn't do it for me.
And there's a lot of people that feel that way.
I'm not alone in this.
But there are those who feel it's a classic
and that's just what it is.
Nah, I'm not letting y'all get that off right now.
There's nothing to get off.
There's a lot of people that,
I'm not letting you get that off right now.
There's nothing to get off, Joe.
You in the 90s were a fan of Crucial Conflict
and Master P and just some other people.
So your opinion is valid to you.
But to bring it up right this second
and say, yes, a lot of people that feel like me.
Yeah, true, but Nod's changed the way a lot of people
made music for the rest of the 90s.
I remember what Halftime did.
Not the people that you listen to.
I was just gonna say he changed the way a lot of New York
made music.
Not just New York.
But not just New York. Okay, who else? way a lot of New York made music. Not just New York.
But not just New York.
OK, who else?
Tell me outside of New York.
Give me some people that are not.
Prior to El Matic, people didn't use multiple producers on one album
very often, if ever.
And if there was, there might be two producers.
That concept in itself is revolutionary.
OK.
Let me get all the hottest producers right now and put them on an album.
Bro, you talking about the early 90s where New York still produces, right?
I'm talking about, in general, everybody...
But those are New York producers?
Yes, they are.
Yes.
And at that time, New York was still the mecca of hip-hop.
New York is the mecca of hip-hop, and when Nas came out, he was the golden boy of hip-hop.
I agree with that.
Like, for the next four or five years, that nigga was on every single hip-hop album that
came out.
G-Rap, Wu-Tang, Ghost, Ray, like, he was on every album that came out for the next five or six years
He was it. I have no argument today ish
None in terms of longevity. I'm not sure that we can find another hip-hop album that gets repackaged
Fuckin
Yeah, but that's a him I think of redefined storytelling for the rest of eternity
With one album. Yes. I know it happened before him. I know I have before him him. I think it redefined storytelling for the rest of eternity. With one album.
Yes, I know it happened before him.
I know it happened before him.
It's different.
He changed it.
Yeah, it's different.
And y'all know I'm not the biggest Nas fan.
I didn't remotely blink at that shit being number one.
Yeah.
That shit is.
Yeah, I guess that's what I'm trying to say.
I feel like even the biggest Nas hater
can see Illmatic at number one and just go on about his death.
Oh no, I completely understand why people feel
the way they feel.
I'm just saying I disagree with you personally.
I'm not mad at it.
If I were to do that list.
What would you have at number one?
Doggy style is number one for me.
Doggy style, got it, got it.
Always. Not bad at that either.
And then it was written as number two for me
and then probably Good kid, Matt City.
Okay, I'm not mad.
God bless.
Hey, that's peace.
That's peace.
That's peace, my friend.
Where would the infamous be?
Y'all want me to answer?
No.
Yes, okay.
All right, well don't ask me that.
No, I do not.
Rest in peace, prodigy.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace, my friend.
Don't ask me that. Where would I do not. Rest in peace, prodigy. Yes, rest in peace. Rest in peace, yo. Don't ask me that.
What would the war report be?
Higher than infamous.
You wanna ask?
I'll answer.
I stop it here.
You asked a question.
The war report would not be higher than infamous
nowhere in the world.
Are you talking to me about what would be on my list?
Yes.
And I'm telling you the war report would be higher
than infamous on my list, Joe.
I would go behind your back and change your list.
You can't change, you can't touch my list.
You can't touch my list.
Get your phone and put it in front of you.
Y'all can't touch my list, dog.
Nope.
When I'm reading your list, do I have a whiteout?
You got nothing.
It's read only.
You send a file, read only.
You can't edit this.
Who would the infamous be on your list?
On my list, hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Extremely hi.
The infamous for me is not gonna be too far under
36 chambers
Okay, those two albums those two albums my north stars
Yes, let me ask you a question what that did in 90 green and then what the infamous did I was in high school?
And you you answer this one, too.
What non-New York albums make y'all top 20?
Doggie style.
I just want to hear them.
Doggie style.
Oney?
Yes, non-New York.
Good kid.
No, I'm not asking you.
A few Outkast albums.
Yo, I'm a Pac guy.
So for me, Pac.
Oh, yeah, Pac.
All Eyes on Me, Me Against the World.
You can argue Machiavelli.
Machiavelli.
You can argue for me. You can argue three right there. There's a TI album that I have high on my list, too. All Eyes on Me, Me Against the World, You Can Argue Machiavelli, You Can Argue 3 Right There,
There's a T.I. album that I have high on my list too, I don't know what's the name of it,
There's a T.I. album that's high on my list,
I like King and I like, NWA first album,
Oh yeah that one had to be there,
Two, straight out of Compton,
Shit, America's Most Wanted, somewhere in there,
No I'm not doing that
But no, I feel you and I'm a death certificate guy. I'm just saying it's a lot of oh
America's most ice cube ice cube. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah
Scarface diary or the fix. Oh the fix scarface
Diary like dog. It's a lot of albums. I go outside of New York
The music head all the way around y'all have higher New York bias than he does stop way higher than parts Do even though he's back with I gotta stop. Yes. Yes. How y'all have New York biases. That's not true
I'm very sure fine. I might have an older bias compared to me.
You think I didn't know no albums outside of New York
that could go in the top 20.
I didn't need the albums.
You're putting words in my mouth.
I never said that.
You think I didn't have any albums outside of me.
I wanted to hear what albums would make your top 20
that were non-New York.
Cause soon as you said Infamous,
the first thing you said was I put it up there
with 36 Chambers, which is a New York album.
I want to hear where it ranks with non-New York albums.
That's why I asked you the question.
Just for a conversation, bro.
You know what's funny, you keep saying that
we could do that as adults.
When I bought the 36 Chambers album,
I didn't have a clue about geography.
Me either, like that shit was just.
Not a fucking clue.
No shit.
It didn't sound like New York shit.
I didn't know I was in New York.
I didn't know where Staten Island was.
I didn't know shit. And to that point, you't know where Staten Island was I didn't know shit And to that point you are one of the guys and I love you to death
You are one of the guys that will go against the grain on purpose
So you can't tell me that you went to Elizabeth High School in the 90s and you like fucking no limit more than you like
The infamous you did that on purpose. How do you do that on purpose if you don't know who the fuck no limit is?
Because you going against the grain trying to do something's not I came up in a different era ish we had music videos in television
so when make them say oh is the number one song in the fucking country who is
this this is dope I know and now I follow in okay oh master okay I like this
guess what and we're going against the way that static when that static started
on that fucking mob deep shit and you ain't know what's coming on you knew
what the song was.
What I'm telling you is if I...
I don't like how you just spoke to me, I don't.
And you talking about videos, you had to walk outside.
Yo, no, no, no, no.
I didn't have to be only in my house watching music.
I was walking around, I was in a car,
I was in the park and I heard music outside.
Ish, I just told you mm-hmm different errors different generations
that's why you have an appreciation for the music you have because of where you
and how you experienced it I tell y'all all the time I was in the fucking house
okay I'm watching television music videos that opened us up to the world
when y'all went outside you're buying local music you're buying your hearing
let me finish please but that's a lie though That's not a lie, that's a lie.
That is a lie.
Pock ain't local.
That's why I don't like when you talk, Pock is not local.
I cut school to go buy it.
Crisscross Junk and Tim Dogg fuck Compton
at the same exact time.
Let me ask you a question dog.
You can't talk to me like my New York buyers,
you can't say that to me.
You do have New York buyers going.
You can't say that to me.
I can say that to you. You have New York bias.
Crazy.
The percent, hold on.
Yo, at that age, when let me land.
I've been trying to land for 20 minutes.
Fuck your landing.
Fuck your landing, I'm talking.
At that age, niggas don't know where Tone Loc is from.
Niggas don't know where Sir Mix-a-Lot is.
I'm telling you.
Ice, I'm trying to tell you what was going on
before you was paying attention outside.
Can you please listen for a second?
Niggas didn't know where Third Bass or the fucking Beastie Boys was from. What percentage of music, I'm trying to tell you what was going on before you was paying attention. Please listen to
Third base of the fairies boys was from what percentage of music. What are you talking about dog?
Pray with my favorite fucking album quite a way Kwame was from
Fucking redheaded kingpin. What are you talking about?
Well listen anyway, shut up Joe
Goddamn let somebody talk. What I'm saying is the percentage of music
that made it that was not in New York
back then was lower than when I got into it.
It's a higher percentage of music that's not from here
that you're going to be exposed to.
Shit, West Coast was on top top.
Top top, radio? No, top top'm selling you top top top top radio
Top everywhere in the area
Walking around outside you're not watching videos whoo you we live outside ice we have home to watch video music box
Why is he talking like we didn't have?
Music box I couldn't break
MTV my house if you were listening, I'm not trying to say you didn't watch any videos, I'm not saying that at all.
I'm telling you, it was locally highlighted back then.
And then as the MTV Raps, all that shit,
Yo, MTV Raps era, BET, as that era expanded,
Rap City, as that era expanded.
I'm not gonna disrespect that.
So we're not gonna disrespect Rap City?
No, no, I'm not disrespecting nobody.
What I'm saying is as it expanded,
hip hop grew outside of just being New York.
So for niggas, go ahead, sir.
Nevermind.
What year you graduated high school?
I graduated in 01.
Okay.
I don't wanna beef.
Yes you do.
I don't, I promise you.
Y'all always wanna beef
because y'all go right to the infamous every time.
No, Yo MTV Raps was out when I was in eighth grade.
Cool.
That shit was showing us Tim Dogg.
That shit was showing us all these West Coast artists
that we had never heard of.
Ed Lover and Dr. Dre,
their names should be semen to the hip hop history.
And they are.
And they are.
They brought a whole other coast over here to us.
Nigga, we was shocked as hell
when Slick Rick got deported.
We was like, wait, what?
Who the hell knew where he was from?
I remember that.
You don't think the 21 Savage shit had y'all?
No.
In a pickle.
Slick Rick, fuck, that'll be body up.
London?
Who knew what?
Nah, man, I'm not, nah, that was like Imani telling me,
that was worse than Imani telling me my sleep was nowhere.
That was crazy.
What is this, man?
Like dog, that shit, yeah.
I ain't spending every fucking morning
listening to Casey case
I'm stop 40 for him to fucking talk to me like I only listen to New York music
I didn't say that I said you have a New York bias
I never said you own listen to New York music. I don't just listen to the words
I'm saying and stop interpreting you have a New York bias. It's clear. Everybody should have a New York bias
We made this and everybody don't have a New York bias
I don't have everybody don't have to have a New York bias. I don't have one.
Take that.
Everybody don't have to have a New York bias.
I know, keep going with your crucial conflict shit.
Hey, shut up.
Keep it up.
Yeah, shout out to them.
Shout out to them.
He ain't gonna keep telling me crucial conflict
was killing and disrespect the infamous.
Fuck him.
I never, how did I?
Fuck him.
How did I say that?
Fuck Joe, how did I say that?
He ain't gonna keep sitting in front of me with that.
No, no, no, no, no.
You keep mentioning the crucial conflict.
I never said that. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. He ain't gonna do that. Never said that. He ain't gonna keep sitting in here bounding bounding. So you
Was about about it
That is my point they were hot up here I'm sure always will say yo no way you went to Elizabeth High School doing this and you was listening to no limit
They were hot. That's how! It's very possible.
They wasn't hot.
Hold up.
The number one fucking songs in the country
was make them say, um.
And you know Mia X and you know Silk DaShaka
and you know, what's the other niggas?
Who are all featured on that song!
I know.
Ice knows all of they albums.
Their niggas were like, they're all hot.
Like a doofy.
Ice intentionally went out to go buy a Fiend album and a Mia X album instead of buying albums that's out here when you walk outside.
N***a that shit ain't in the list.
And I got Suptashaka album.
What the fuck y'all talking about?
Autograph shits.
All of them went hard.
He got some bullshit too.
Stop.
He built us off of that shit. Stop. He got some bullshit. No, he made me beat the shit with that shit.
Silk the shocker out of this.
I don't give a fuck.
Fuck y'all.
Fuck y'all.
Never.
It's a fucking Mia X.
Shut the fuck up.
Never.
She had a better rap album?
No, man.
Then what?
Did Say Mia X had a better rap album than any of this?
You know that.
1000% because it ain't a rap album.
Oh, he's saying Lauryn Hill.
You ain't talking about him.
I'm talking about Lauryn Hill.
He ain't talking.
Nigga, Mia X can't say a verse no
he'll say have a better rap album you
got your fucking whatever see
contrary that ain't contrary
Lauren Hill don't have a fucking rap album
I know that's in your brain
Lauren Hill. In who brain? Yeah go pull it up go pull it up
I give you $100 right now if you say rap
what's the Fuji's go I said Lauren Hill
has a rap album I didn't say nothing
about the Fuji's I'm talking about Lauren Hill go pull it up in your phone
You got Apple me don't matter stop talking to me go look at Apple music
I look at Apple music you got it pull it up. What genre is the album under I like this you screaming
I'm not the tell you
You don't scream
I'm looking my water. We scream.
We scream since you met him.
You don't scream.
I don't have nothing to say.
I could go to your site.
I could go to Billboard.
I'm going to where the album, nigga,
that's a list somebody made.
They got him in top three.
Don't pull up where the album is classified as right now.
I don't have album music.
Pop.
That's a pop album too, huh?
Lauryn Hill album is pop.
I'm going to hold on to what he says.
More pop than hip hop.
Huh, what'd you say, A?
No, it's not.
It's definitely not more pop than hip hop.
You guys are going crazy.
It's definitely.
That's dumb, bro, because they just don't respect
the difference in opinion.
I kind of like this shit.
I hate this shit.
I hate screaming.
This shit's like the 4DX movie theater.
I want this nigga to cut this shit out.
I hate screaming, man.
No, this was great.
Nah, this shit, you can cut this shit out.
Nigga, this shit is fucking.
Hey, yo, yo, nigga, no, no, no, no, no.
Cut this ill shit out when you fucking standing
on something, nigga.
No, it ain't about standing on something.
You can't stand on what you believing, nigga. I hate screaming. I stand with you, nigga ill shit out when you fucking standing on something, nigga. No, it ain't about standing on something.
You standing on what you believing,
I stand with you, nigga.
I don't like screaming.
Scream, nigga.
No.
Keep this shit in here.
I'm gonna go, we can have a conversation
about fucking screaming.
We not cutting this out, nigga.
Hate screaming.
You need to scream.
No, you don't.
You better than Lawrence.
I didn't say, that's not what I said.
Rap out.
See?
Silk the shock.
See?
And that's how it goes, y'all.
You twist some words and make it say something else. Silk your shock. Whoa, Paul. See
What else talk about talk about these all right, it's a bunch of niggas that have been coming. Just coming all over the place. Jizzing. Jizzing.
All right, we are now in the Jizz.
Who brought Jizz on the board?
The Jizz segment apart.
Melissa Ford.
She couldn't wait to get that on.
Everything is so 70s porn with her.
Niggas like it.
Bouncing on well well.
That's 90s, that's 90s white bullshit.
Jizz.
That's a one way jizz.
That's a jizz.
Take this cock.
Full bush.
Ew, man.
Cock.
Don't touch me, you sick fuck. It's cock. Full bush. It's cock. It's cock. It's cock. It's cock. It's cock.
It's cock.
It's cock.
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It's cock. It's cock. It's cock. It's cock. It's cock. A guy in PA, in the store, Dollar General.
Coming in to Dollar General was fucking crazy.
That was a crazy baller.
I think his shirt said it ain't going to lick up itself.
No, it says it's not going to suck itself. That's what his t-shirt said.
And he took that to Dollar General.
And he took that shit to Dollar General, walked around, you know, playing with it until he found his victim
and then all over her leg.
Oh, I didn't need the sound effects.
All over her leg.
She ran out, she showed it.
She chased it, she started crying.
I felt bad for her.
I did too.
I felt bad for her.
I had to find some weapons in that Dollar General.
I felt bad for her.
All that shit cheap is gonna break soon.
You niggas need to go outside.
Maybe they don't. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no dollar general masturbating and nothing on somebody's leg in the aisle and then running out nigga who the fuck you think you are
that nigga need his ass in there
they even have good paper towels in there
fuck you exactly they got the shit that ripped
nigga you wiping once and then ripped
you got a little weird piece of tissue on your shit
you know there's one ply in there
yeah
and y'all made jokes when I
I don't want to talk like this in front of my older cousin, but y'all made jokes when
I pulled over in the I-95 and let one off, nigga, in the car and the night, like, y'all
made jokes about me.
You don't belong in the same boat.
Watch your fucking mouth, nigga.
That nigga going on the registry, nigga.
You know they go out on the registry too, they had to pull that door open.
Because everywhere is a thousand feet from the school, my nigga.
I'm on the highway, nigga.
I know.
Because the school is nearby somewhere, nigga.
Everyone got your ass. Don't look at me like that, my business. My business, cuz I'm on the highway, nigga. I know. It's a school nearby somewhere, nigga. Everyone got your ass.
Don't look at me like that.
My business.
My business.
They did that shit for trust, nigga.
Everywhere, a thousand feet from the school.
I don't blow on no licks, nigga.
I had to let shit go.
It was late at night, nigga.
The wind was blowing.
It was some decency.
That's public indecency.
If you're just now joining us, I let shit out.
Bah!
We are talking about the story.
I had a microfiber.
My fault, Joe.
I had a microfiber.
I had a microfiber cloth. Talking about the story
No, cuz I know the struggle when you need some and all that's in the car is that little micro You got one, the other. The Shammy. Yeah, ShamWow. ShamWow.
That guy's okay.
If you're joining us, we're talking about the story of a Philadelphia man that was caught, and he wasn't caught in Family Dollar, but he was in Family Dollar, and he ejaculated on a young woman's leg.
She recorded it. He ran out of the store, then a few days later Meek
Mill put up a post. And put a bounty on his head? That means something different I want to say.
Bounty on your head means something different. I mean he offered money as a
reward for the safe capture of this person. He said safe capture?
Nah, I didn't see that part in the tweets.
Yes.
Here you go, the people that told the police.
You gotta read it.
I ain't got nothing.
Word, word.
Y'all response is different.
Hey, Mel Ice, go ahead.
Nah, true, yeah.
Actually, he said.
I gave him the tweet.
Go ahead, Mel Ice.
Ice, my man.
Go ahead, Mel Ice.
What happened?
Nah, y'all might have been wrong.
I'm wrong. What did he say? Nah, I didn't see the tweet. What happened? No, y'all might be wrong. I'm wrong.
What did he say?
No, I didn't see the tweet.
Oh, shoot.
Sorry.
Ma'am.
You laughing at somebody's trauma?
No, I'm not.
At a woman's trauma?
A woman.
Okay, let's play manhunt with him today in Philly, some community service.
I got two bands for his LO location, I guess.
You snitching.
For his LO location, I guess. Yes,itchin'. For his LO location, I guess.
But you gotta connect.
So I don't see anything about his safe return here.
I see the word manhunt.
I'm here for it though.
Shut up, shut up.
I'm fuckin' here for it.
He didn't put a bounty on somebody's head.
He literally, I got two bands for his location.
Location is not a bounty.
A bounty is you deliver that nigga dead.
Okay, alright fine. Hey, all right, fine.
Hey, when it come to black men, let us lead the topic.
You learn me?
You learn the fuck out of me?
When we talk about how to appropriately address black men,
let us just do it.
That's so good, David.
Real quick, so I know we gotta thank the niggas
in Manhattan that whooped a nigga ass
because it's inspiring other people to put the cash out
to get niggas fucked up.
Yeah, I think that's what made that dude turn himself in.
That nigga need some safety.
The wheelchair been in.
What that nigga need in the wheelchair?
That nigga need some safety.
This is like, yo, let me just go turn myself in.
They're going to catch me and I'm not going to make it.
That nigga was sleepy from nothing.
Yo, I'm watching this shit again.
They fucked that nigga.
I'm letting you get your shit off.
And they upgraded his charges.
That that guy charges two, murder one.
Them wheelchair dude? Yes. one. The wheelchair dude.
Yes.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
So, so I want to be careful because I still haven't
seen them have any evidence that say that that guy
did that to that girl.
And if I have a brain, this young lady was shot,
rest in peace, she was shot in the back of her head.
This guy is in a wheelchair,
not to say he couldn't have done that
But I need to hear more than he dragged her body to the spot that they found
But for them for them they did the investigation found out who he is. They got him
We're on camera. It wasn't hard to find out what I'm saying
So for them to now upgrade that charge means that they got some something. Yeah, we we would think we would think
I think so we would think. You don't think so?
We would think.
I'm just saying I need to see what they have.
I would think that they,
I wanna see it though.
They got a little camera dragging the body
to the location of the trash.
That's absolute fact though.
That's not enough for me.
For me?
That's compelling.
That is compelling as fuck.
That's not enough to upgrade a charge to murder one.
Although they found more evidence.
That's what I would have thought.
It definitely does.
I don't think it's that compelling
if the person we talking about is homeless.
I rummage through trash.
I got a heavy bag.
I'm taking this somewhere.
Oh, this ain't me.
I'm leaving this.
Like, yo, I'm just saying,
I think it's circumstantial evidence so far.
But the mother stated that she had a friend in the wheelchair.
That's what the mother told the police.
That's what made the police look at him initially.
She had a friend and she was around a guy in a wheelchair.
Yeah, so they knew each other.
We need more than that.
Nah, that ain't enough.
I'm just saying I need to see more
rest in peace to that young lady.
Rest in peace to her, I'm sorry.
I'm gonna stay here, bro.
I was just saying that the-
Dude in Philly that jerked off on Shorty's leg
turned himself in.
He did, he did.
I'm in fine degree with y'all that maybe the Meek Post
had a little bit to do with that.
A lot to do with it.
I know on my socials, I then started seeing stories,
not the rat, but I pod, so part of that means rat.
I started seeing stories of some women sharing
that they had encounters with this person as well.
Same nigga?
Oh, he's the same guy.
The story I read was this same guy broke into our house
and was standing over my mother's bed ejaculating.
Oh nah, he wouldn't have made it out that house.
Before yada yada yada yada yada.
As if that story doesn't get wild enough,
the person we're talking about is also an MC.
Oh hell no.
MC Nutter Butter.
So I do wanna play y'all one of his songs.
Yeah you do not have a song.
Nigga if you play this, yo nigga.
I do want to.
Yo, yo.
Fuck you up here nigga.
Yo, you right?
What the fuck are you doing playing this nigga record
nigga?
Now we have to.
I'm doing due diligence.
Now we have to.
What's his rap name?
No, just play.
I don't need to need a name yet.
G-Miles.
All right.
Play, please, please, please.
Is it hard?
I'm trying to get him to play.
Let me hear.
Let me hear.
I'm playing this song to see if he left any clues that he was
a nut pervert head ass nigga.
So I'll play it for you guys right now.
All right, let me bring it back.
Wait.
Yeah.
That beat sound freaky he already
you sound like a freaky, guilty I
Feel bad I want to live, but I know I can't laugh.
This is fucked up.
He sound like he fucked up.
Uh, no, for daddy.
Baby, I'm going to make it real hot in a second.
Nah.
I'm going to make it real hot in a second.
I'm going to make this wet more, girl.
I'm about to beat you up with boxing.
Hello?
Where's everybody?
Where's everybody?
He sound like he was jerking off all your shit.
I'm going to take it slow.
Yes!
Yes!
Yes, yo, man.
You don't want to get arrested?
No!
No, nigga.
Does he sound guilty?
Yes!
I have two questions for y'all.
One, does he sound guilty?
Two, are y'all still against lyrics being used in court?
Yeah.
Y'all know what that shit is wrong, right? It's wrong.
It's against our freedom of speech.
No, man.
He did that fool, so.
Oh, oh, you like that, mommy?
What's with the clunky?
Let me bite that mommy.
Get it wet when I hit it from the back.
And I'm loving the way that you throw a right back.
If I like it, then I should have put a ring on it.
So I put a ring in my tongue and I ate it with whipped cream.
Who Ice was listening to while we was playing Mobb D.
He rapping like the Miggies. Because baby girl, listen, coach, I just take it to cream ice was listening to always play mob
Yo, I hate this Running a mouth I hate a nigga like this. I get the g-mouse. G-mouse.
G-mouse. He runnin' the mouth.
I hate that nigga son.
They gon' fuck him up though.
Oh no. No, no. They gon' get him.
They gon' fuck him up.
I can't figure out how he did this crime.
You know that's one of my favorite things.
Timing that shit's gotta be difficult.
Mad difficult.
Yo, she just in the aisle, looking away. She gotta be difficult. I can't figure it out. Mad difficult. Yo, she just in the aisle looking away.
She's in the house.
She gotta be looking away.
Yeah.
But yeah, but that's cool.
He gotta be in his pants doing this.
With his dick out.
No.
No.
Yes, through the pocket.
You know, can't be.
You could be in your pants and then.
He gonna whip out and nothing.
Yes!
Accuracy at the same time.
If he walking up.
Who said it was accurate?
It got on her. You don't know it could've. Who said it was accurate? It got on her.
You don't know where he was aiming on her.
You just got on her.
Oh, he was definitely aiming on her.
Well, but we don't know where he was aiming on her.
Oh, OK.
All right, so he got her leg.
He might have been aiming for her ass.
Got it.
But he still, the target landed.
I think that he's in there concealing the jerk.
Yes.
And then when he's getting close to time,
he's whipping out
and doing that and running which is awkward it's awkward nut
How you run after the nut?
How you just got in it and he was hauling ass
Anytime I do that I still come all over the bathroom floor
Anytime I make a sudden move after I come that shit be dripping all over
You can't run after the nut
Where the fuck?
Can't he tuck the corner on it, please?
Poor Martha DeCleta, man.
You can't run after the nut, dog.
He was hauling ass, dog.
They got that nigga running up his door.
I ain't even got, hey, I'm going to spray some shit off the piss after the nut.
I ain't even got to run no more yet.
That first piss, I'm a fire hydrant.
This whole bathroom.
You right, yo. And moan.
That piss is becoming the house piss.
It's becoming the house piss.
What? You gotta aim it right.
And I got a wall in front of me.
Right there. Right there.
He's right.
That be it.
That should be it.
That should be coming out with aggression.
Look at Mel, yo.
Don't judge us.
I know.
Don't girls gotta pee after that too?
Yeah, we do.
Oh yeah.
But we don't make all those noises and, you know, congratulate ourselves.
Oh no.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
You made a noise scratching me. Don't girls gotta pee after it too? Yeah, we do. Oh yeah. But we don't make all those noises and, you know,
congratulate ourselves.
Sorry for you.
You made a noise scratching your arm, girl.
That shit damn near be another nut.
You made a noise, you like this.
It be burning.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Pervert.
That's what they say.
Freaky ass Pog, man.
Freaky ass Pog.
You can freaky ass Pog.aky ass podcast. Freaky ass podcast.
Fat.
Stick a sock in ya.
So yeah ladies,
be careful.
He's not itching his leg.
Get out of there. Even I ain't gonna lie.
Nevermind.
By the way, do you guys have any idea
how frequently that should happen? I've heard stories about people on the subway on the train
How many women have encountered a guy who like basically like threw jizz on them? Well, what?
Save them A board. Sparks playing, yo. Sparks playing, yo. Wait. Get this nigga out of here. Save him.
Save him from himself.
Sparks an idiot, yo.
No, it happens.
It happens a lot.
It happens a lot.
If I had to pick a crowd to do that to,
it's going to be Family Dog.
All right, enough.
All right, yo, listen.
Kevin Hall.
Walmart, yo.
Kevin Hall's being sued.
I ain't going to try it in ACs.
Hey, I'm not going to do this Shake Shack.
Walmart. He right. Walmart. Can y'all stop? You get off at Walmart. They ain't even try it in these seats. Hey, I'm not gonna do this Shake Shack. Walmart, Walmart.
You're right, you're right.
Walmart.
You guys stop.
You get off at Walmart, they ain't even gonna come back.
We're gonna have to take the gold card out.
Nah, they got more security at Walmart than family.
Nah, they don't care though.
But Becky and them don't care.
They don't care.
Oh shit.
That's a shame.
Y'all feel good about yourselves growing
that fucking whole ass perverse?
Hey, yo, that's what you doing?
That's a shame.
Yeah, don't start your fuckery, yo.
Don't start, yo.
I wouldn't do it in Walmart.
He's still going, shut the fuck up.
Because I ain't in shape enough to run out of the Walmart.
You ain't got to run.
They don't.
I don't believe y'all.
And I'll be seeing niggas get folded up in fucking Walmart.
Oh, this might come from the ice cream aisle, nigga.
Like, what you just did?
I'll be the dumbass nigga. Who am I digging my own?
You got me.
You got me, nigga.
I deserve whatever's coming my way.
Now you got a bust on him, too.
Hey!
What the fuck?
Hey, get your muscle down there.
Yeah!
Yo, you chasing Lou Ferrigno?
Come here.
Come here. You here, come here.
You got to super squirt your way out of the situation.
Both of y'all get back, get back, get back.
Holy shit.
Oh shit.
I wouldn't make it out of Walmart.
I'm telling y'all that I don't know the exit in Walmart.
Anyway, some of them got the exit that's buy the candy,
buy the self-checkout.
Some of them got the nigga that's Craig. They got to check the receipt, got the exit that's by the candy by the self-checkout some of them got the nigga
That's Craig. They got to check the receipt like the nigga that stand by best by the most useless job in the world
Hey, let me see your receipt. What you gonna do if I say no
Hey, if I don't want to show you my face if I want to book it right now and you can say no
What you gonna you can say no, you can say no you can tell me only place you can't say no is BJ's Costco
And Sam's Club. I'm a nice guy. I show the Best Buy guy here, nigga.
It's a DBB place.
I don't show nobody.
I walk right out.
On purpose.
Now that I know that, I walk right out.
Real quick, there is, right now online,
there is a bunch of videos where men are beating up
perverts and pedophiles.
Yeah, and public.
And probably catching them and whooping their asses.
It's a big trend on Twitter.
But wait, how are they establishing?
I have no idea, but they are fucking them up.
They're doing a little like the Catch a Predator shit
where they think they're coming to meet a kid
or some shit like that.
And then they shit.
They ass whoop.
One dude backed out though.
Yeah, one dude shot one of them.
Really?
Somebody got shot.
Another dude, the same white dude that was whooping ass,
he lost to one of them.
That's a great question.
Because why aren't the pedophiles?
Yo, you said the pedophile had hands?
Who?
The pedophile beat the dude up?
Yes.
One of them, he slapped him in the face.
He backed up through his hands, and he spanked him.
Because this is a white dude that's been, I mean, he be
whooping ass.
He be whooping ass.
But he ran into the right one.
One of them, and then they jumped him. And he still. A group of pedophiles jumped him? No. Yeah, he be whooping ass. He be whooping ass, but. He ain't know he ran into the right one. One of them, and then they jumped him,
and he still, he still.
A group of pedophiles jumped him?
No.
Okay, sorry.
No, no, no, the group, he got like cameras.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
And they separate.
They doing the whole thing, like they run in there,
usually in a store or something,
and they run up on him, they catch him.
They slap him in the face.
They confront him, they whoop his ass,
but he got like people recording and the whole shit, so.
One of them, yeah.
Same guy tried to beat another guy. He tried to beat up a Mexican dude in the store. Mexican dude, one of them, yeah. Same guy tried to beat another guy.
He tried to beat up a Mexican dude in the store.
Mexican dude, whooped his ass.
It's hard to knock them out.
I'm about to say it's mistake one.
Come on, short neck niggas did it hard.
And the Mexican dude was by the beers, like by the aisle.
No.
You be punching them in the stuff.
No, no, that's my brothers.
I don't make a fire, I don't play like that
with my brothers, my man. And y'all No, no. That's my brothers. I'm making fun. I don't play like that with my brothers, my man.
And y'all can't laugh.
Talk to my Mexican brothers.
The aisle that they fought it.
Go ahead, flip.
You be punching the niggas for days.
You must have fought a Mexican.
Stop, bro.
You been?
Racist.
Yeah, that.
Yes.
It was by the aisle, and that Mexican dude was not going down.
He whooped his ass.
He moved the shades so you could see his eyes crying
at something that's inappropriate.
That defeat the point of wearing shades.
Look at this, man.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
Yo.
I'm a little nervous, man.
You are too old to do this.
You're not not.
He got a point.
Yeah.
You got to be right. He's right. You got to knock this. You're not not. He got a point. He's right.
You're not going to make a dude out like that.
I had a point with you.
Oh man.
But your point is a little crazy.
No it's not.
Oh man.
Cory says crazy.
Cory, you let him go off the fucking deep end and now you want to talk about boss?
You let him go off the fucking deep end and now you want to talk about boss?
I want to talk about boss? What are you talking about? You let us go off the fucking deep end and now you want to talk about boss?
I want to laugh.
No!
We had an idea.
He let us jump.
You let us jump.
The whole county.
Go by the hill, y'all.
Go by the hill.
The water is safe.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
Is she right, though?
I know.
You put her up.
Oh, yeah?
Come on.
All right.
Wait.
Wait. Hey, y'all! Wake up! Hey, yeah. Come on. All right. Wait. Wait. Hey.
Hey.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
Hey, y'all.
That's my pit bull.
Hey, y'all know what it is?
You guys.
You've been here for a long night.
All right.
Inaudible.
And don't let them do the punch kick.
The punch kick.
Inaudible.
Redacted, redacted, inaudible. Oh, man, yo. Inaudible, redacted, redacted, inaudible, redacted, inaudible, inaudible, uninterpretable.
Leaving this topic, lastly, what I will say when I see the pedophile suspense date lines
and they start, they be like,
hey, this guy did 20 years of being a pedophile.
They let him out, he went to the playground,
and he smashed little Billy.
What the fuck?
You just wanted me to get you out.
I know your mother used to be beating your ass.
This is the first time I seen Cory stand up.
Cory even physically stopped.
Cory even tried to get us to come on.
He even texted Mal.
Mal was in the queue.
All I'm saying is when they show Billy,
he be by himself for like 30 minutes.
He be like, oh, fuck.
He be like, oh, you just just all right. All right, come on
No, we did already no
Still time I'm sorry. I'm sorry for all right. Well, I'll be good on the rest of this
I'm chillin. I'm chillin. I'm chillin. Please edit this shit properly
Don't laugh at it cuz you it would shit be funny if you
laugh at edits of Tom's shit.
Yeah, probably.
Yeah, please, Parks.
That's when you got to text Parks at 12, 30 AM.
Yo, yo.
Just remember something I said.
All right, we got a couple more points.
Tyreek Hill.
Tyreek Hill.
Nah, not too much of an old man.
Tyreek, man.
I'm not familiar with him yet.
Tell me.
He is wide receiver for the Miami Dolphins.
One of the best in the league, if not the best in the league.
One of.
Well he was a busy man in 2022.
He got a nice payday in 2022 too.
He was out celebrating and jizzing.
Nothing on him. He's nothing in him.
Celebrating. He was to celebrate. They were celebrating. Okay, well whatever was going on. Hello, welcome to him, he's nothing in him. I mean, celebrated, he was the celebrator, they was celebrating.
Okay, well whatever was going on.
Hello, welcome to Miami.
And he's in Miami.
I know, whatever it was, it resulted.
It's the highest paid player, wide receiver.
Hey, what do you think each one of us would do
if we relocated to Miami with $200 million?
I don't even want to even think about the debauchery
that you guys would fucking get into.
Oh, so you deflect and get to us and not you.
I'll go to my closest church.
Let me F one niggas and spin you up.
I'm going in.
Keep playing.
Keep playing.
Are you talking about me with some hundred million?
I said all of us.
Oh, you think I'd still be in this country?
Are you fucking kidding?
No, but in his example, you're in Miami, Mel.
Yeah.
You're in Miami.
In his example, you're in Miami.
I would be on my yacht, sipping champagne,
eating lobster.
With who?
With who?
With a, huh?
Being lobster.
Getting cracked.
Definitely getting cracked.
Whoa!
There we go.
You can't say that to us.
Yes, you can.
There you go.
You can't say that to us.
I sure can.
Them niggas talk about that.
Now they have a whole little roster of niggas, too.
1,000%.
Look, I have about, yes.
See?
Starting lineup, yes. Oh, a bunch of them. OK, we got itiggas too. A thousand percent. Look, I have about, yes. See, now we getting total. Starting lineup, yes.
Oh, a bunch of them, okay.
We got it.
Say something to me.
All you guys with peeps.
And it will be real, not lies.
Yeah, yeah.
It'll be real.
The real thing.
The real thing.
Oh, shit, that's all that.
Really getting crapped.
Man, ho, stop telling me.
Not just somebody lying about it.
Move this girl, Mike.
God damn it.
All right, no, so Tariq Hill, he's got three baby mamas, same year. Not just somebody lying about it. Move this girl, Mike. God damn it.
All right, no.
So Tariq Hill, he's got three baby mamas, same year.
All kids.
In the span of year.
Oh, he's also married and expecting
a child with his wife.
He just got married.
Yeah, stop it.
He just got married.
That don't really count.
Yeah, it don't count.
If he just got married, that's like engaged still.
Right.
OK.
So he had three kids in 2022.
I don't know.
So he got three women pregnant in that year. He also had about 1,800 in 2022. I don't know. So he got three women
Guys crazy, that's all you care about. Yeah, that's insane. Why wasn't saying about it having I
Think that that is a that is reckless beyond belief So you have a problem with it the European dude over there has the thousand
I went fat. What did I say in the group chat? I know nobody pays any attention
Yeah, I I expressed some disdain about him as well
Oh, yeah, man niggas get money and go and run loose
It's just me know I just have a buy real estate
and go and run loose. You don't want to just, how about buy real estate?
Why you gotta do that too?
Y'all are the real estate.
But a club is a real estate.
He's buying real estate.
Niggas nothing and shit, we gotta stop acting like this.
Niggas shooting shit up.
Shooting the whole club up.
That's it.
He buying blocks.
He got four in one year.
And he's at 12 now.
More life.
And she gonna take,
and they gonna take their ass to Baby's Russ and get what you need for the next 18
And and they in Florida. Oh, yeah, get what you need. Go ahead man
I'm gonna be on the field matter. I'm on the field. I'm gonna have 2,000 yards
I'm about to crack them again for the extension. Yeah, I'm about to crack them again for my extension
He's a good player
World So he's a good player, he's a good player. He's phenomenal. How many years has he been in the league?
Not that many.
About seven.
Yeah, he's got more contracts to get into what I'm saying.
Okay.
He ain't done it, he ain't ready for his last leg.
He's 30 years old.
He's 30 years old, his current contract is-
No, no, slow down, let's stay on the 30.
That's a healthy, that's a healthy.
Yes, but this is-
He's fast too, he's very fast.
This is football.
They call him the cheetah.
I wanna know why these girls-
Yeah, he's the cheetah. Why these is football. They call him the cheetah. I wanna know why these girls,
why these girls feel like they could tame the cheetah.
Both.
Both.
Fuck it.
You meet a nigga with a healthy ass dick
and you feel like your pussy is gonna be the one
to take him out of the game.
I was toxic enough last part,
so I'm gonna watch myself this part.
But why you feel like that healthy dick
don't deserve more and yearn for more
than what your one little pussy could provide?
And what if she don't care?
Yeah.
That part.
And normally she don't care.
200 to 300 million.
They know.
Yeah.
There's no dispute in any of what you're saying.
Zero.
It's not like they were like, oh, this nice guy, he plays football, and really nice.
Let me ask you a question.
Must be wholesome and no.
Has any of the, because I haven't seen anything,
has any of the baby moms?
Hey them shades, do you write?
Oh yeah, well I'm talking about them in all colors.
Hey boy, boy them shades, do you write, boy?
Yeah, you don't even say cost?
You can't even see them, yo.
You can't even see.
Hey Mr. Pocket Watcher, you know who says cost?
All right, you may as well just go get yourself some rebands.
Whoa, shit, whoa!
I don't understand. What the fuck? I'm not cheating, man. Oh, shit. Shit. Whoa.
I don't understand.
Fuck.
Huh?
I don't understand.
I'm not cheating, man.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Shit.
Whoa!
Oh, shit.
I'm not!
I thought you were.
No, no, no, you are.
Suck a bumper!
Suck a bumper!
You can suck all day!
Suck a bumper!
Oh, shit!
Oh, man. You know what? He ain't going to let that go. Yes, I already did. You know he He ain't gonna let that go. I'm letting you know he's not gonna let that go.
I don't have no choice.
He ain't gonna let that go.
It's look like a Ray-Ban nigga to you.
I'm never.
Oakleys.
Ain't nothing wrong with a Ray-Ban.
I'm not gonna say this.
That ain't nothing wrong with Ray-Bans.
I love Ray-Bans.
You ain't got no more.
You ain't got no more.
Your shit's cause about 3K.
So what was you saying, Mel?
Well, you were saying something, actually, Mr. Cardi.
Your shit's cause more art combined.
That is true.
I was just asking.
And you got the special Apple Watch holder saying something actually Mr. Carden. Yours is close, more or combined.
I was just asking.
That is true.
I was just asking.
And you got the special Apple watch holder wristband.
I was just wondering.
Yeah.
Blame, blame.
I was just asking, has any of his baby moms
came out saying anything?
Like negative.
No, they just came out with lawsuits.
No, that's not true.
I saw a video of all of them
and they were all saying, kumbaya.
That's what I'm saying.
Are they all in that type of term or are they all in the-
Together, they was having a picnic,
same blanket, making sandwiches.
Fins up, man.
High-vibing each other.
Yeah, fins up.
Fins up.
Then they get everybody happy then.
Yeah.
Get everybody happy.
Hey, listen, you like it, I love it.
Your choices, I don't give a shit.
There you go.
Yeah.
Wouldn't be me, but I digress more power to you
More like more life more life more life
Watch the playback. I saw him and you at the same time.
Couldn't be her, couldn't be her.
Now, not a shot in hell.
Not a shot in hell.
Not a shot in hell.
Nope, that's it?
Yep, that's right.
Hey, if she said it, that's it, nigga.
The fuck they talking about?
All right, so who else is jizzing?
Oh, designer tried to explain the jizz. Oh, he did, yeah, Yeah. This is from the old case, the old jizz.
I feel like he should have just let that lie. It's over. Yeah, you're right about that. I don't feel
like anybody was wondering, hey, why'd he do that back then? But Adam Toy too wondered. He sat on,
sat on Adam's shit and said it. I bookmarked it because, Potter,
let me try to find it though.
Y'all can talk while I try to find this shit.
Yo, you are on a plane.
Mm-hmm.
When the horny hit.
It's better than Dollar General.
I mean.
It is better than Dollar General.
Flip was in the wheels.
I never did that.
Nigga, I pulled over three in the morning, nigga.
You jumped off in the morning on an airplane?
On the I-95. I've never jerked off over at three in the morning, nigga. On an airplane? No.
On an I-95.
I've never jerked off in a car in my life.
No?
No, I'm going home.
I can wait.
So why didn't, why did you have to and you can wait?
Sometimes it just hit you and you want to get out right then and there.
Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Was it like you thought that it was funny or was it more something where like you were just
Fully like tweaked out of your mind
When I was vegan I didn't have enough sugars
Was kind of like out of my body was an OBE experience like word it really wasn't like who my character was and it's just
Like word bro. I was on medication
So the FBI is waiting for you when you land word for real
Yeah, when you jerk off the plane kind of questions were they asking and how concerned were they?
What are your sugar levels like go?
I'm like out of my body. I was born in just a fuck. I should just like go
I needed a apple you me a little cookie word. I had to get back home and just get myself together
We're gonna take no nigga. You was on a plane getting yourself together. That's how you got yourself in this fucking situation
It was the medication
Self with your sugar low. Yeah, it's true. I mean talk about slutty vegan. So you just want
You know what I mean? Talk about slutty vegans.
So you just wanted to-
Yeah, word.
Talk about it.
This guy is a mess.
Word.
He just want jerk off.
I think that's going to make your sugar lower.
Yeah, right.
I was on that.
Yeah, stupid ass.
Nigga just saying anything.
I was just saying he didn't do it.
That's all that one thing.
You got to find something to say.
Yeah, he didn't have shit to say.
You got to clear this up somehow.
I was horny.
It made it worse. It's part of another vegan. Instead of say. That cleared us up somehow. I was horny.
It made it worse.
It's part of another vegan.
Instead of just saying that.
Yeah, it worked.
I was horny, man.
I don't know what the fuck happened.
He thought it was something to say.
It was the greatest thing he ever thought to say.
And then he signed it to Kanye.
Grrrrrah!
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
So don't give me the scraps.
Oh man.
Don't give me your thoughts that weren't valuable enough
for Kanye to steal, nigga.
Oh shit.
Give me the shit they stole.
No? No. That's what happened. When niggas stopped vetting these thugs, nigga. Oh shit. Give me the shit they stole. No?
No.
That's what happened when niggas stopped
vetting these thugs, look what you get.
Yeah.
Look what you get.
That shit made sense to him too.
That's the bad part.
No it didn't.
No it didn't.
He thought he was going, yeah, yeah,
cause you know, I did, did, did, did, did, did, did.
Some niggas think they can just talk you in a circle
and you forget, you even ask the question.
I seen some other video of a guy where he was trying to go to the bathroom
flight attendant girl said hey you gotta wait until the seatbelt thingamajiggy
yada yada yada stood up and piss in the spot. What? And then he saw the next
picture right? Oh yeah. Yep. Air marshals air marshals. Right there. Yeah. You see her hands sitting there like yeah this him.
Lifetime ban buddy. Yeah come on. Lifetime ban. You don't want to piss in your pants?
Lifetime ban for you. Don't worry about it.
Get an Amtrak pass.
You'll learn what happens when this thing lands.
I've been there before.
I saw another video, a flight from Miami to Newark.
The girl.
And the girl was going crazy.
Yeah, bit money.
Yeah, she bit.
Bit homeboy, took his shirt off.
She took his shirt off.
Did a little name tag.
Yeah.
And they had in the fucking, what's some shit they had in?
Zip tie.
Zip tie.
But she still was wildin'.
She still was, she used her teeth. She ain't break em.
She didn't break em. They put the zip tie with her hands in the front and she they took like four of them to hold her down.
Now it was in the back. It was in the back. It was in the back. It was in the back? Oh okay. And then uh you know what happened.
Plane landed. Yeah, Marshall time. But then wait, then everybody on the plane start showing camaraderie like they one group.
Yeah.
One thing about it, the place that you don't fight
or have any issues with is in,
on an airplane or in the airport.
You're not supposed to.
We eat that shit alone.
We eat that shit alone, take that shit outside.
That's why I understood when John 50 sat in the same aisle
and we talked about it at that time.
Nigga, we not doing that.
You got it.
You got it for now, nigga.
We take the shit outside. Don't play on the airplane. Quavo talked about it at that time. Nigga, we not doing that, you got it. You got it for now, nigga, we take this shit outside.
Don't play on the airplane.
Quavo and Chris Brown in Fashion Week.
Same shit.
But they wasn't in the airplane together.
But they was seated right next to each other.
I'm just saying, you see something.
You got it, I get what you're saying.
This smoke right here and this ain't the place for that.
And we both understand, like, nah, this is my fucking life.
Why they don't take their time to think about squashing it?
We so ignorant.
I'ma fuck this shit up.
We might never squash it, but if we're in the wrong place,
I'm not doing that right here.
Why y'all can't get a Shag in the Baggage Land?
Can't, nigga.
That's the airport, still.
It's the airport.
That's what the fighting airport for.
I think that's federal crime, man.
Yeah, you can't fight at all.
It is federal.
Take that shit outside.
Nigga, I'll meet you.
No, I'm not even on the airport ground.
We can't fight at the airport.
No.
We can't fight here.
You got it? The next time I see you, be safe. That's't fight at the airport. No. We can't fight here. You got it.
The next time I see you, be safe.
That's it.
Be safe today.
And they both, 50 is a class A celebrity.
Yeah, we know it.
You know what I'm saying?
I'm not fighting.
Did Sexy Red and them had a fight at the airport?
So that's not gonna be a quick fight.
It might be real quick.
Yeah, for you.
It might be over real quick.
I can understand why them niggas bothered 50
while he was on his little hookah date all them years ago.
That was hilarious to me.
It was, yeah.
I watched that video a million times.
He's with the girl walking?
He tried to warn him.
He tried to warn him.
That's the thing I like about 50, man.
He will warn you before it comes.
That's nice, thanks.
He was warning you?
Oh no, I got a way nicer warning now
all the fucking years ago.
But he told me,
go ahead on now.
That's the O.S. shit.
I don't even want to do this.
Not the nigga that tried to get 50 to mixtape.
No, not him.
Not him. That was
after the chair incident.
He got it shaken at, that Juan and Spirits.
All them light ass metal chairs.
What year was this?
Maybe like two years ago.
I was on the pod.
No, it's longer than two years ago.
We was on the pod.
No more than three.
We were on the pod.
We were on the pod.
When it happened.
Did they put hands on the pod?
We reported it.
Oh yeah, no, yeah.
Yeah.
Hands and chairs.
Hands and chairs.
Left is a little lady, left is a little lady, right here at the table.
I'll be back, right back, baby.
I'll be back.
This nigga, this nigga's annoying.
Hold up.
Get the quesadilla and the frose.
You'll be on.
Yeah.
Love 66.
They'll bring you right back.
What else?
What else, what else, what else?
Anybody else came?
Then we got all the nut out.
Ugh.
Let me ask you guys something.
Shoot. Paul is good. Yeah. Let me ask you guys something. Shoot.
Paul is good. Yeah.
The one-liner king.
Just shoot.
Has there ever been a circumstance
in which you guys lied on your dick?
No.
Yes.
Yes.
When I was younger.
Yeah, when I was younger.
I lied.
I lied.
Said I didn't.
Yeah.
You lied and said that you didn't have sex
with somebody that you actually did. Yes. I've done that as well. I still and said I didn't. Yeah. You lied and said that you didn't have sex with somebody
that you actually did.
Yes.
I got that as well.
I still tell them lies.
I'm about to say I got three bodies
that they're going to the grave.
Three?
You blessed.
Three, no, three.
Blessed.
The rest of them, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But those three, they're not happy.
That's the reverse.
Y'all know.
I'm talking about like-
You mean lying and saying we hit when we didn't?
Yes.
I never did that. No. I've never done it.
I've done it when I was young.
Okay.
Can you tell me why?
I've always been trying to, I've always tried to understand that.
And to me it's always like, my perception is that you're trying to like ruin somebody's
reputation.
No.
No.
What?
No.
No.
No.
No.
No. No. No's about the girl. You're a narcissist. It's about her. It's about me.
When I lied on my dick, I just tried to show up in front of my niggas.
Yeah, I didn't be trying to brag and say-
You can't fuck her.
I fucked her.
It's like something fly.
Yeah.
Because you lying on something fly saying that you hit that.
Hopefully.
And you tell her to nigger up.
That's congratulatory.
It ain't about you dissing the girl.
You lying saying you fucked-
Oh, since you got that?
Yeah, you fucked pretty Keisha.
It's a big up.
Yeah. It's not about dissing a girl.
Now the details, if the details,
if we diss you in the details, then it's dissing you.
But it's not really about the woman or the girl.
It's about us showing off, letting our nigga know,
nigga, I hit it before you.
Let him know that nigga, you ain't have enough game,
nigga, you ain't like me.
Or we want to keep the nigga away from the girl.
Got it.
Oh no, I wasn't for that.
I'm just saying, not me.
You just be on some fake show.
I lied on my dick when I was a kid.
Sometimes whoever you tellin' a lie to,
you think that person's never gonna talk to the girl.
They ain't gonna let you.
They ain't gonna let you.
They ain't gonna let you.
And he end up tellin'.
I'm lyin'.
And I might've just went and did something low
with the girl, like maybe we went bowling once,
but that's all I need to get my lie off.
Okay.
And if I got proof of that, somebody like, no you didn't.
If I got proof of that, I hit it.
And I'm a great liar, so I'ma make a graphic.
And I'ma make your pussy good in a lie.
Oh man, she was drippin' all over me.
She was, come on, that shit was like a fountain.
Why do you ask, Mel?
Because it is literally, I feel like it's the bane
of almost every single woman's existence,
where she has had one or multiple guys lie about having sex with her.
So you've been-
Because the effect is different for us.
You've been lied on?
Multiple times.
Oh wow.
Okay.
Most recent times?
Yeah, I believe so, yes.
There's a recent one?
I believe I'm starting, I'm hearing.
But you know what's funny about that, wait.
So you can't confirm that the dude is doing it,
because you ain't spoke to him about it.
You just have heard.
And he would probably deny it anyways.
So there's no way for you to confirm.
There's no way for anybody to confirm.
Absolutely.
Good job.
Right?
Yeah.
I mean, it's usually hearsay anyways.
And but people, like for the bowling example, like he said,
if I got proof of it, so if somebody
know we went bowling together, people might just assume.
Or if they know you're happy.
Or if they know I'm the type that I give them,
if they know your track record is what it is,
then the nigga going to assume, like, a word.
He was with her.
He got that.
He popped.
He definitely popped.
That nigga's an assassin.
He popped. My nigga might not have the same that. He popped. Yeah, he definitely popped. That niggas an assassin, he popped.
Ah!
My nigga might not have the same word.
Michael Ealy?
Nigga be like, Michael Ealy?
Oh yeah, he popped.
So that's it, he popped.
He popped.
That's my man.
Don't do that, Michael Ealy slept on the couch in his house.
I love it.
I love this nigga.
I made Michael Ealy get up and go to the couch in his home.
Multiple bedrooms?
And he gave me the bedroom.
That shit may be getting all right.
Yeah, and you can't say nothing to him,
because hey, Mel, that's not.
He slept on the futon.
Where, Mel?
Somewhere, in the guest room.
Anytime you hold a car, Mel, you sound nuts.
I had an accident when I was younger.
I was like, oh, God, you got it.
You won. Shut up. That's why you was on the floor outside, you got it. You won.
What do you do?
That's why you was on the floor.
I saw it because it's in that same shot.
That was the funniest thing to watch.
But what do you do in that instance as a woman?
You're a beautiful woman.
I'm sure you've gone through this.
What do you do?
Are you powerless?
Are you helpless?
I do feel powerless because what are you supposed to do?
You're supposed to line up every guy
who has ever fucking lied about you and say,
did I fuck you?
Okay, no.
All right, get to the back of the line.
But back to Joe's point, you don't even know if they lied.
Yeah.
People could just assume, man.
Some people, some people you assume that yes they did.
And whoever, considering the source
of where you got the information from,
that will also lead you to believe, okay, they did.
They did tell the tale.
Do you think the truth needs to be defended?
Yeah, sometimes.
But when a lie is not challenged,
when a lie is not challenged, it becomes the truth.
That's not true.
Star said that all the time, but I believe it.
Star's wrong.
When a lie is not challenged, it becomes the truth.
For real. That's not true.
Unchallenged lie becomes the truth.
That's not true.
A lot of people feel that way.
A lot of people feel that way as well.
An unchallenged lie becomes perception.
No, the niggas that want to feel that way, feel that way. A lot of people feel that way. An unchallenged lie becomes perception. No, the niggas that want to feel that way feel that way.
For some people perception is true.
Some niggas want to feel that way.
But if you never know it's a lie,
and it's the only thing you've heard, you could take that.
I get that saying.
Yeah, I do.
I get what's off of this.
You've never heard nothing else.
And this person said X.
Then you're done.
There's nothing you can do about it.
That's serious.
But it is now treated as the truth. Wash and rinse. You know how many times I'm going to the
fucking strip club and the girls start telling about the girls that was downstairs in the locker
room lying saying that they fucked on Joe Biden so that the girls could stay away from me while
I'm throwing money or not throwing money. Like what can you do? That's it. It's not there. It still
don't make it the truth. I know all you do is that guy. Now fuck it. That's it.
It's his story versus her story.
Yeah.
Indeed. I was just wondering.
But I'm getting up.
Well, I'm not doing that because I don't do that.
But I understand them doing.
Is it a hot piece of ass?
And I was just wondering, is there is there a cut off point?
Yes, it's a hot piece of ass.
Is there a cut off point in which you feel like,
I'm too mature, I'm too, I'm too, I'm too-
I would hope somebody in their 20s and up
is not lying on their dick.
I would think so, but you would be surprised.
There was some teenage shit
where somebody's lying on their dick.
And even honestly, in my hood,
have you got caught lying on your dick?
You were a sucker, son.
Yo, you was gonna get ridiculed forever. But how do you get caught lying on your dick? What were a sucker sucker. Yo, you was gonna get ridiculed forever.
But how do you get caught lying on your dick?
What, in my hood, girls would be like,
yo, you fucked me?
You told him you fucked me?
Yup, yup, yup.
He right here, you told that nigga you fucked me?
Yup, yup.
Crazy?
I've experienced that before.
Yo, come here, come here real quick.
You was lying on your dick?
When I was young, she'd be like,
come here real quick.
My man came out of nowhere with his head down.
Yo, you told this nigga you fucked me?
I saw a stunner in there.
I got jumped by bitches before.
Four.
I got jumped.
Yo, that's why you kept transferring.
Oh, man.
I ran out by the niggas by the girls' dick.
You can't lie on your dick.
Yeah, nah, that shit in my hood was terrible.
Okay.
I already got it.
You are a mess.
I guess I had to see if it was a hot piece of ass that we lying on.
Because if so, maybe I understand.
Maybe I identify with the nigga that's doing the lying.
So wack.
Hey, a little cool in the game.
If you couldn't seal the deal, then just, you know,
live with that.
Well, but some niggas play the long game to seal the deal.
Some niggas, like, it's our minds as men are so complicated.
Diabolical.
Yeah, and Diabolical.
And I fucking hate that word these days
because it gets on the music sometimes.
Like now, like look, I was just complimenting you
on your Kanye look.
Like you look nice.
The nigga make a U-turn, you may feel off.
He catch you.
You ain't wanna give it to him 10 years ago.
He catch you over there, Whole Foods.
He cook some spaghetti with you hanging out. No, no, no, I don't think I don't think but you may give a
second chance you know it's the right time right place man some niggas play the
long game to close the deal and that's how diabolical us men are thank you for
being honest being honest about that and we manipulate yeah y'all agree
I agree with you whatever you say I agree with that yeah I flip bucket out with
that one yeah oh so I agree with y'all I told me agree I totally agree.
Stop looking at me.
Is that the shit she wore with the red dress?
We got her. Let me turn this off while she's triggering my dad.
My dad liked the song, right?
That's what's cool in a game with commercials.
That's when they got rid of the lead singer and they tried to sell out and
make commercial for your radio for the radio.
All right, dad.
I love when pop get in his bag.
Just chill, man.
Cool in a gang used to be the best funk band alive.
And all right, we got it, we got it, we got it.
Man, shout out to the niggas still lying on their dick,
especially if it's a hot piece of ass.
And if you're getting it off, cuz especially if it's a hot piece of ass. And if you're getting it off,
because if you lie on a hot piece of ass,
your next several pieces of ass should be hot.
True, yeah.
Don't waste it.
So sometimes you bet he's gotta be the sacrificial lamb,
is all I'm saying.
I got you.
You don't agree, Ish?
He does, but he's a contrarian.
How?
I agree with some shit,
but how would the niggas know that you pop?
You just walking up to girls like, yo, I fuck J-Lo.
Niggas told me.
You just said, you answered this already earlier.
If you just seen with it, women are gonna assume.
Oh, yeah, yeah, but you said if you lying on your dick, like, no, if you dating somebody that's fire.
You gotta make the lie believable. You have to make the lie believable.
If you dating somebody.
Go out to the hotspot real quick,
the little day party, the little lunch,
the little dinner real quick, and then that's it.
Somebody will see you, it'll circulate,
the right one to find out about it.
That's true.
That's 1000% true.
Got it.
Then it's up.
And it's stuck.
You got it?
I'm there.
Mm-hmm.
So I got it. No.
All right.
Yeah.
Um, you ever lie on your pussy?
Mm.
Just in the way that Ice was talking about how I've...
Erased people.
He erased the eraser of people.
Yeah, the eraser of people.
Got it, got it, got it.
One or two.
But why were they being erased?
Because they was trash, they was whack.
You were a little more clear headed in the following weeks.
Ashamed of them.
They turned out to be goofy.
Definitely ashamed.
Now let me ask you a question.
What's up, shoot?
Let's say you lied and said, yo, he didn't pop.
But then he said he did pop.
To my grave, I will go saying, we did not.
That's a fact.
What if you had proof?
So now homeboys getting looked at like he LOD.
Lisa Bloom. But no, now homeboys looking like he LOD. There's a song called Lisa Bloom.
But no, now homeboys looking like he LOD.
Oh well.
What's LOD? Oh, Lina?
Lina's it.
I don't care.
It's Legion of Doom for me.
I'm with her.
I'm with her.
I'm with her.
What, she's going to cop to that?
Listen, one nigga I tried to take off my jacket,
he's dead, so it don't even matter.
Oh shit.
Wait, he died?
Yeah, but the two have nothing to do with the-
Rest in peace to him?
Rest in peace, yes, but there's two have nothing,
two things-
That's okay, not a Cavalier, rest in peace.
That's Christ's peace.
Rest in peace.
The two things have nothing to do with one another.
Did you go to the funeral?
No.
Got it.
Did you-
The repass.
Did you stay quick?
Did you send your condolences to anyone?
Send a flower? Yes. So you sent your condolences to anyone? Sent a flower?
Yes. So you sent your condolences?
Yes, I did.
Respect.
Salute.
Yo.
I'm outta here.
Jane's trapping me, I'm going.
Anything else that is uber important?
No, I don't think so.
I ain't gonna front out, ordered a Lyft the other day
and a black dude pulled up.
Finally, I'm gonna get Lyft on my phone now,
because that was somebody else's phone.
The date?
And I ordered Uber and a black nigga
ain't pulled up in seven years.
So shout out to Lyft for hiring black drivers.
Where were you?
Home.
Shit.
That the day I saw you, I drove.
Yeah.
Yo.
Yo.
I jumped out and saw this nigga.
This nigga look like a ninja or something. This nigga's like a ninja. This nigga needs help, yo.
This nigga needs help.
Stop it.
Don't look at me when you drive by my house.
Please.
I said I saw you.
That nigga look.
I didn't even know what was going on.
He got a whole men in black life going on.
That's the whole shit.
You're doing good.
Doing real good.
Keep your shit.
Keep your shit at a minimum.
I respect it.
I think it was dope.
Thank you, man.
Keep working hard.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it.
I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. I appreciate it. Oh man, that's the whole shit. You're doing good. You're doing real good.
Keep your shit in.
Keep your shit at a minimum.
I respect that.
I think it was dope.
Thank you, man.
Keep working hard.
So you and your family, it was dope.
It was good.
I was happy to see y'all.
So that was the Uber you was getting in, the black shit?
Yes, it was.
That was fly too, nigga.
I swear to God.
It wasn't getting no cheap shit.
It wasn't no Honda or Toyota.
No, it was Lyft Black.
Whatever it is. Whatever Whatever their black is.
Lift Black mean a black driver.
Uber Black, not so much.
Nah.
Let me go to my list and just make sure
I have covered anything.
I did go to dinner last night to eat a Tomahawk.
And I didn't eat the whole thing before y'all.
Fat shame, I did not eat the whole thing.
I took a couple bites and left it there.
But it was a live band playing,
and listening to the lead singer,
it really is a shame that Imani is just coming here
twice a week to podcast and letting these bums
be singing live while niggas just trying to eat a steak.
Nigga, we see Imani and Maestro singing, nigga.
I'm slapping fire out of you. Come on, you. Come on, you.ga, we see Imani and Maestro singing, nigga. I'm slapping fire out of it. I'm like, come on.
Come on.
If I see E on stage and Maestro singing,
get the fuck down, nigga.
Let's go.
What Joe did to you?
Nah, E could hit the stage.
Come on, man.
Hey.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
He's gonna be my man.
He can do it.
Let me just check my list to make sure we've covered everything here.
Oh no, no, no, no, no.
Gotta talk about Jalen Brown versus Nike.
That's important. I saw him
tweeting about your crazy shit.
I had no idea what it was about.
So Kawhi Leonard has stepped off of Team USA.
He is not gonna play,
to which they named his replacement to be
Derek White of the Celtics,
to which everybody was like, okay, something's fishy here because Jalen Brown is one of the top two players
on the Celtics, $300 man, finals MVP,
and there's three Celtic players on Team USA
and none of them are Jalen Brown, why is that?
So they started getting into the Nike conspiracy.
Oh yeah, it is there.
Oh, okay.
The Nike part of that.
So then Jalen Brown tweeted,
Nike at Nike,
yo, that's what we doing.
Right, I saw that.
Then he tweeted something else that said,
I am not scared of your resources or something like that.
It was a bunch of cryptic shit. All the girls took the, I'm not scared of your resources or something like that. It was a bunch of cryptic shit.
And all the girls took the I'm not scared of your resources
tweet and just started retweeting it.
This is what I tell my sugar daddy when he act out.
I am not scared of your resources.
They lied.
Oh man.
So what do y'all think about Jalen Brown versus Nike?
What do you think about Jalen Brown? The coaching staff said that that's not true
No, they line. They would say what Graham was like, it's not true. That's a lie. It was a that's a lot of
Kyrie is not on a team more Nike beef. So carry supposed to be
Stevie wonder could see Kyrie supposed to be there like it's Nike doing the
USA uniforms and all that shit?
Possibly, I don't know.
Yeah, I think it's a Nike thing.
Okay.
Fact check it yourself at home.
I'm not a journalist.
I'm top two, not one.
Yeah, that's all.
No, that was it.
I mean.
I think it's just big business maybe.
Big business thing if it is in fact true.
Who's JB endorsed by?
Yeah, they're Nike.
I don't know who Jalen Brown's endorsed by.
If anybody.
True.
If anybody.
But you know, Kyrie is no longer Nike.
Yeah, listen, this is a cover up.
I know, it's three,
they don't put three Celtics on the team
that's not Jalen Brown.
Like that's, that makes it obvious.
Yeah, what do you want me to say?
That makes it obvious. Shout out to Drew Holiday want me to say? That makes it obvious.
Shout out to Drew Holliday, Derek White,
and fucking Jason Tatum.
But come on, to get the jiggers up.
You can see what's going on here.
Staying on basketball news really quickly,
Carmelo's son was interviewing Jason Tatum,
asked him who would win in a one-on-one
with Carmelo versus Jason Tatum
if both are in their prime.
No, he said what the score would be.
And to which Jason Tatum said 11-8, Jason Tatum.
Does anybody here think that both in their primes Jason Tatum could be Carmelo Anthony?
No.
One on one?
No.
No.
Okay.
Not at all.
Not even close.
I don't think that either.
Yeah.
No disrespect.
Friend of the show, no disrespect.
No disrespect at all.
Just think of Carmelo Anthony.
Prime Carmelo Anthony.
I think it's 11-5.
I ain't gonna put a score on it, but.
Mello's gonna win.
Yeah, that's it.
Let me see here.
I also want to point out that Ghostface said
he was writing verses with suffering from schizophrenia.
Oh, I didn't see that one.
Yeah, he wrote the verses on, I want to say, the first album.
But let me find it.
Incarcerated Scarface? Incarcerated Scarface? Really? I want to say the first album, but let me find it
Incarcerated Scarface's Really, huh?
And they look at that under control. I don't know he did interview about it
I've seen a bunch of the interviews, but I see this one
I guess ghostface killer writing his Cuban links verses during schizophrenic episodes triggered by weed and diabetes
I know he had struggles with diabetes around. I know you just thought his Cuban links versus during schizophrenic episodes triggered by weed and diabetes.
I know he had struggles with diabetes around.
I know you just thought I forgot where it's matter of fact, it might have started when
I was in Ohio.
So it was, you know, not, you know, gun wars be doing all this.
I got shot and this and that and the third, but, um, one day, one day, I don't know, I
just smoked some shit,
some weed, whatever, and like I told you,
it was just, I'm standing in the kitchen.
I believe him, I don't need the clip.
Yeah.
Just dropped the water on the floor
because I couldn't hold it. Passed out.
Couldn't hold it, I ain't passed out.
Go find a clip of y'all.
He did an interview, listen,
if you've ever heard that project,
like this is just amazing to me.
Yeah.
It sounds, it like makes his verses, it would mean.
Yeah.
What else do I have here that is important?
Let's see.
White girl, Bobby carried out the club drunk.
Anybody had any thoughts on that one?
Bobby Althoff was at a club.
She was having a slice.
Sounds like regular white girl shit.
White girl wasted.
And she was way too drunk and then an NFL player
had to carry her out.
TMZ recorded that video of him carrying her out
into an Uber or whatever car it was.
You niggas gonna learn.
That's what I have.
Who was the player?
No, no, no, no, no, I have to find his name, but it didn't look like that.
It looked like just he was doing a good deed.
Some people was complaining to CMZ because the way that they framed this looked like
black NFL player carrying white girl out trying to take advantage out of y'all.
I'm not even saying he was glad even.
Just don't even put yourself in that situation.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying it was anything.
Wait, Mel, what?
You don't want him to carry her to a car?
Man.
Who knows what happens afterwards?
Who knows what claims are made?
Mel Stanislavy, you've been crazy.
When he lifted me up and then hand-grazed, no.
I would err on the side of fucking caution.
What if they're friends?
One more?
One more, yeah.
Then hey, you know, play at your own risk.
Me, I ain't making, I would never make that decision.
I would wanna, mm-mm.
Somebody else got to do it.
Nope.
That's dangerous ground right there, bro.
All right.
NFL player Sean Murphy Bunting.
Sean Murphy-Bunting.
Got it.
Who did a good deed. I wasn't mad at him.
I didn't think of it the way y'all were doing.
I'm not saying.
Just the potential.
The shit could go left quick.
No, I didn't let y'all do that.
If y'all partying with somebody, this is what is strange.
They was in the same section partying.
Like he witnessed her go from sober to drunk.
There's footage of her sober and then there's footage
of the end of the night where she's super drunk.
You definitely, any man would manage this.
Okay, so they were together.
In videos we saw, we don't know that their parties
were together, but they were in the same section
in the club.
And she was having a good time and then she had too much fun
and he carried it to the car.
It ain't nothing wrong with that.
Yeah, I'm not doing that with y'all.
Don't let cancel culture get y'all to just say no.
Leave the drunk bitch right where she is,
you're gonna die.
I'm not saying that either.
Where's her friends?
He is her friend.
He might be her friend.
Okay, well then if he's her friend,
then sure he did a good deed.
And if no friends are around, then what?
Leave her there to rot?
I'm just asking, where's her friends?
You can't just go out, as a woman,
you can't just be going outside getting all fucked up
and have no sense of situational fucking awareness.
You just can't do that.
If I'm going to get fucked up,
I've had a talk with my girlfriends beforehand,
I'm like, who's the designated driver?
Who's gonna pretty much stay sober?
I'm getting lit tonight.
And it's like, it's that kind of conversation.
You can't just do that.
You can't just do that.
Okay.
Okay.
What happens?
It does happen, but situational awareness.
Agreed.
It's the best thing ever, right?
I'm sure you're saving your life.
I'm sure you're saving your life over there, boy.
Did you guys have something to say?
Not at all.
Yeah, you've been pressing my man.
I love this nigga top. Why you got these glasses, I can't see.
Say half of what you want to say.
It's lit.
I'll pass.
Okay.
Want me to tell you?
Yeah.
I can tell you too.
I can tell you.
Go ahead.
You tell me, you better tell me.
No, no, they've been bringing me up for my male treatment.
Go ahead.
If you don't want to say it, I think that it's best to leave it alone.
Anywho's.
All right.
She's trying to say, have you ever been too inebriated anywhere when it wasn't
the front of realm?
What happened?
No.
You told the story about-
Yeah, that's cap.
What?
That's cap now.
We're what?
She forgot, it's okay, she forgot.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. It's fine.
You went to a dinner party, maybe.
We ate some, uh, OK, go ahead.
So listen, did anybody see Presumed Innocent?
Yes.
Yeah.
No.
You didn't see it.
I did not see it.
Plug your ears.
No, y'all go ahead.
I'm, go ahead.
How many episodes is in this thing?
Eight.
I looked it up.
Wait.
Six.
Eight?
Yeah.
And we're episode six.
Yeah. OK, that we're episode six. Yeah
Okay, that's not too bad. Yeah, that's not too bad. We're getting there. It was a great episode I'll try not to spoil it. It was a great you could talk. It was it. Yeah, okay, but I don't really care
I don't care about this. I started watching it. So it's so good. It's good, but I don't know it ain't I don't care
You just I'm not
I'm impressed by how frequently they can change who I think did it.
Like every episode it's like, oh man, maybe it was him.
Oh, maybe it was him.
I've been thinking that it was Tommy.
It's Tommy Prostky.
Tommy's the pro, Motto.
Yeah, you said that.
Yeah, I've been thinking that it was him
because when she's talking about,
you know, when the topic of conversation keeps coming up
that she spoke to HR about him,
about being uncomfortable with somebody in the office. I knew she wasn't talking about rusty
She was talking about Tommy. He's he's cool
He's creepy. He's creepy. He gives that he is super creepy
and then the way he was watching the videos that the Sun had taken of
You know her in her nightgown and he a little creepy. Yeah, I too think that Tommy
and he a little creepy. Yeah.
I too think that Tommy may have done it.
The only thing that throws me off is I don't think
Rusty or Tommy is built like that to tie her up
like a turkey with her legs and all that.
I think it's gonna end up being the dude
that was potentially down with the guy that's in jail.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
I'm with you there.
I think they're just drawing all these different circles
to make the throw you off the path,
but it's logical that
it's a mimic murder to the other murder. So it would probably have to either be one of them murderers or
Or they haven't shown us who it is. Or that. They haven't introduced the character.
Or it's got to be one of the either the prosecutor or the main doom.
I don't think it's Rusty. I don't think it's Rusty's kid. Could be Rusty. I'm not all the way off of Rusty.
Rusty or Tommy, but I don't think it's either the kids. I don't think it's Rusty's kid. Could be Rusty, I'm not all the way off of Rusty. Rusty or Tommy, but I don't think it's either the kids.
I don't think it's her kid that they may take the stand,
and I don't think it's Rusty's kid
who was on the bike in the area, I don't.
What did you guys think about her coming clean
about kissing the bartender to Rusty and his reaction?
I didn't like how she did it.
Okay.
Yeah, it's not the time or the place.
I agreed with him.
I agreed with everything that he said there.
I'm on trial for murder right now,
and that's what we on.
Like, do you not understand the fucking implications
that this has, what this looks like?
All of the different opportunities you had
to do something different.
He read her for filth right there in that moment.
And I was screaming at the TV,
yeah, bitch, why would you tell me that right now?
Even if that's true, why would you tell me that right now? Even if that's true, why would you tell me that right now?
And why would you do that after you know what my problem was?
When the attorneys are saying to her
how she needs to look during the trial,
and she said, fuck that, I'm not faking.
Like, we're angry, I mean, I'm angry, he did some shit,
if they see it, I'm human, that's what it is.
Right?
It don't look like she doing or saying anything
that's gonna help him at all.
At all.
What?
Hell hath no fury, they say.
I don't know, don't you?
Yeah, but put the fury after the trial.
I agree with you, but I'm just saying
that I think that's what we're getting.
Come on, Ma, come on, Ma.
Women gotta stop that. Women got to stop that.
They have to stop that.
At some point, yes, you were done wrong.
Very wrong.
Continuously lied to.
Put your family at risk.
Yes, all of the things that he did.
Don't say put your family at risk if you're going to compound putting our family at risk. Mm.
What's that noise, Bruce? If you're gonna continue to put our family at risk,
then don't look at me and say,
hey, you put our family at risk, I wanna rectify that.
No, now it's your turn now.
See, I hate the spiteful chicks that now,
hey, you made me mad, so now it's my turn.
I don't think that she was being spiteful
when she was day drinking with the bartender. I don't think that she was being spiteful when she was, you know, day drinking with the bartender.
I don't think that that was spite.
I think that that was just, that was her just flailing.
She just lost her job as a result of his actions, you know, the losing,
you know, her, Carolyn dying, et cetera, et cetera.
So it's just like there is just this.
Mel, I don't think that she was, not to cut you off. I don't think she was being spiteful
either. I don't. You saw Defending Jacob, right?
Yeah. The same scene in both shows. In Defending Jacob, Shorty just... she's been... Papa Rossi
following her, everybody making her life hell. She went to the diner and the lady who turned
out to be a reporter, but she didn't know that.
Yes.
So she was just looking for somebody to confide in.
Yes.
And she said, hey, all of this shit is loading up.
My husband, my family at home is going crazy.
I can't talk to nobody.
And she spoke to her.
Yes.
And then the lady said, hey, I'm a reporter.
And then that went awry.
But I think that was the bartender for Presumed Innocent.
Yes.
It was, I'm going to the bar, hey, here's somebody,
I'm taking a load off, I'm telling you what's going on,
I'm not trying to fuck you.
I'm talking about the decision to let her husband know
in the middle of a murder trial
that I kissed the bartender up the street
as if that has importance or she'd take priority right now.
I totally agree with that.
She should never have opened up her fucking mouth.
No, she shouldn't have done it
in the event that somebody is filming and recording you.
It's very important.
The jury is looking at how you handle your husband.
Yes.
If you're supportive, the lawyers tow her all of the shit.
All right, so now you in here,
you looking like you're supportive.
If somebody pull out a video,
you tongue kiss and neck in the fucking bartender,
it's gonna look away to the jury.
And she didn't go to court for the most important day,
well, one of the days.
I don't blame her on that,
because you don't wanna relive all the cheating shit.
But she didn't go to court.
So now that looks away to the jury.
I don't agree with her, I don't like her.
I don't.
The way that I looked at that situation
is that she is in a fishbowl at this point,
and she is not used to being here.
Nothing about this situation is normal to her.
Excuses are resolved.
No, no, no, and this was also thrust upon her,
so she's not going to make the most solid decisions
100% of the time, and so when she is in the bar and she's talking
to the bartender and she's having a moment
where she gets to be seen as somebody other than
a potential murderer's wife and be desired
like she hasn't been by her own husband,
she's going to maybe a little selfishly
really want this moment just for herself.
I don't think that she's thinking about that
in the big picture in that moment of who could be poking in
and with a camera, with a tele lens,
looking at me in this moment.
I don't think that she's thinking.
I agree with you.
I don't think that she's thinking this far ahead.
All I'm saying is that's her bad.
I'm just saying that's her bad.
I think it's also her bad,
but I also don't lay like the gauntlet of blame
directly at her feet because of this misstep in you
know making in decision-making just because it's it's so fraught with some
money at some point has to stop compounding mistakes with mistakes
that's what I mean so yes we made mistakes that's how we got here but now
we're trying to get out of it mm-hmm don't keep doing shit that's gonna fuck
my life up and send me somewhere for life unless you want that to happen.
Do you think that it's her support of him is going to win the jury over?
I don't think that she's shown the most support thus far.
I don't think any of her behavior is...
She's a wife who's sitting right behind her husband
excluding that day and she spoke about why she did not go in that day because she just did not
Want to relive hearing what is on her computer and what is his on his computer before that?
But before that she's sitting behind him
She's sitting behind the man that is her husband the father of her children who fell in love with another woman
Initiated an affair told his wife after he got caught that it was over, he restarted that affair,
impregnated that woman, and now she's murdered.
And he's looked at as the suspect.
And he's murdered, and he's looked at as the prime suspect,
and it's really, really looking
like he actually fucking did it.
Hold me down.
So.
Hold me down.
That is exhausting. Yes.
That's exhausting. Everything you just said is right.
That is exhausting. I fell in love
with my coworker.
We was fucking, I did want to be with her.
I was treating you shady and now she's murdered
and I'm on trial for her murder.
And she was pregnant. Hold me down.
Be a strong black woman.
Stop it.
This nigga is crazy.
Everybody abandoned Chip right now.
So you wouldn't hold her down?
I ain't never watched the story. I didn't know it was that deep, but I know people that
wouldn't be in court with that n***a.
Yeah.
You know how many people wouldn't be in court with that n***a?
I would be so, I would be so furious.
He's rich?
Yeah, he's a lawyer.
He was like the deputy prosecutor.
He's paying the bills.
He's paying the bills and she went and tongue kissed a broke artist n***a who Issa Rae wouldn't
f*** on insecure.
He's paying the bills.
Nice house.
You a psycho, yo.
That's alright.
You a psycho, son.
So that negates all of his wrongdoing.
I'm a psycho because I said that he was paying the bills.
As if it is an equivalency for all bad behavior.
A justification for all the shit that she just named.
I never said that.
I never said that.
Yes, you didn't have to.
You were saying that like a homie then.
You were alluding it to.
I'm not alluding to anything.
Don't put words in my mouth.
I'm not alluding to it.
That's just an extra fact.
It is a fact, well, if I'm right about it,
that he was paying the bills.
Yeah, okay, so.
And she was a stay at home mom.
Okay.
No, she had a job.
What was she?
She was in the gallery.
She was at our gallery, yeah.
Oh, but she wasn't a boss up there.
You see how they spoke to her
when she tried to come back to work?
Hey guys, I just want to come back to work
and get my head.
It's like, no, go home.
I spoke to the board.
We don't want you here.
What it's looking like at the beginning of their careers,
she made the choice to put her career on hold
in order to be. Where did you get that?
It's really indicated in the story.
And you know it.
I don't!
You fucking know it.
You know it.
No, I agree.
You got it.
I agree, man.
No, that's true.
That's true.
You know what it is?
It's very much like dark matter, because the wives
are both artists.
And they both put it on pause.
No, I think you're just filling the gap.
But it's fine.
No, no.
Because when she goes out of the house,
she goes to the back, to the shed,
and you realize this is her art gallery.
Like, her own paintings and stuff.
Now, he was the fucking head honcho at that law firm.
Everybody who get up there, say it.
It wasn't a law firm.
It's the prosecutor's office, so he works for the state.
He is the head honcho in the office.
He didn't start off that way.
He didn't start off that way. His name was, his lawyer was the head honcho in the- He didn't start off that way.
His lawyer was the head honcho.
Corgan.
Yeah.
He is the best up there.
All of them have said it.
But he didn't start off that way.
She got kicked out of the art building.
Oh, for God's sake.
So now you're telling me what?
She gets kicked out because of him.
Now, just to close this aside,
I actually do agree that she should hold him down
for the sake of the kids.
So then you'll...
So she should hold him down for the sake of kids,
but she can't go get no dick?
She can go get dick.
She can go get dick.
Okay.
Not how she did it.
Yeah, but hold him down.
Not how she did it.
That's not holding him down.
Wait a couple of weeks.
What would have been another way to get dick?
What would have been the proper way?
Find a friend.
At the lit popping bar where everybody is here
with cameras and videos.
The bar has been empty the whole time.
All the girls got a dick in the jar somewhere.
Another bartender.
That's not true.
That bar was empty as shit, man.
Thank you.
Not when they met.
It was not empty.
It was empty.
There was people in there.
She stayed.
I have to close that little hot ass.
There was people in there. She stayed, I have to close her little hot ass. There was people in there, she stayed, wait, and then they start talking.
She was, she talked, she literally said she was day drinking.
Is the PSE and G bill day drinking?
Why is that always the retort?
Nevermind, all right, no, no, I'm out, I'm out, I'm out.
I'm out, I'm out, that's it, I'm done.
She said it.
Now saying a fact gets you lined up.
We got sleepers.
I'm sure.
You got some move out of there.
Yeah.
Don't do that little look in the crowd shit.
I'm looking at you, I'm looking at you.
Don't look at me and then look in the crowd.
I'm not, I'm looking at you.
Get your sleepers together. No more shades for you. No more shades, no more shades for you, buddy.
So girls should be able to kiss the broke artist nigga
while their husband is on trial
for murdering their mistress.
Right, that's what you're saying?
Women should be able to do that. She should be able to get her get back, but not right now. Not right now, it's a time when Women should be able to do that.
She should be able to get her get back, but not right now.
Not right now.
Women should be able to do that and not pay none of the bills.
Or go crack the dick in the jar glass that you have somewhere.
And not pay no bills.
What if she don't have a dick in the jar glass?
She does not.
She does not have a dick in a jar.
She does not have an emergency dick in a jar glass.
She got someone on her Facebook or some shit.
Does she have a piggy bank?
She has.
Cracked up.
She got the intern.
She got the intern at the gallery.
The fucking jar.
Does she have a piggy bank?
One of the painters at the gallery
probably wanted to crack her shit.
Show yourselves with that art in the back.
Oh my God.
I don't think I have any more topics. I don't have any more topics.
Devotion guest. I am officially done. Ryan Garcia did some more shit, but I'm off it.
I'm off it. I'm done. That's another one I don't want to talk about no more. All right.
I'm last part I meant to talk about my experience in the Croc store too. I did. I did.
Croc got a standalone store?
In the mall. God damn right.
I didn't know.
And they got an actual stand alone. I think it was on 34th.
They got an actual store. A flagship.
It was a Saturday. They got slays in it? No.th. They got an actual store. A flagship, I'm sure. I'm sure. If I went there, they're huge. It was a Saturday.
They got sleighs in it?
No.
No, this is croc, croc, croc, croc.
Not none of the other crocs.
Dog, on a Saturday, when I tell you
that dumb badass kids and parents
was in that fucking store, packed, packed,
line mad long, but the discombobulated line
to where you don't know where the line starts.
So I slid in there right close to the register.
Here go the white parent, excuse me, back here.
Oh, I didn't know.
Oh, that speaks.
Walk to the back of the line.
Now they got all these dirty ass kids.
Product placement.
The little stickers that you could put on the clog,
the little words and shit is right by the register.
So all these dirty kids.
Down low too.
Yeah, all these dirty ass kids are standing right there
spelling out their name, Elijah.
I can't find the J's.
So I go, get the fuck out of here.
I want to know how much money Crocs is making per month.
Oh, a lot.
Crocs is up.
I do.
Up, up, up.
And are they a public company?
Can I invest in them?
Yeah.
Crocs might be fucking my version of Campbell's suit
for my grandma.
I might have to get a reliable stock.
That could go.
Shout out to all you dirty ass kids in that Croc store, man.
And they have the black joints in 11.
And they big pod fans in the Croc store.
I took mad pictures of that register.
It was there for mad long.
Uh, hey, before you get your sleeper,
anything, we think anything about what Drake is doing with
the model?
Yeah, the model that looks like Whitney.
Looks like Whitney selling the wife beater.
Selling the wife beater over your wife beater that looks like Whitney.
And the model looks just like Whitney from the Not Like Us video.
If this is real because I don't even know the era that went, what's real, what's not.
You mean Winnie?
Whitney.
No, Whitney.
Kendrick's wife. Oh, oh.
Well, Winnie, who are you talking about?
Winnie the-
No, I thought you were talking about-
Some white girl shit.
No, Winnie Harlow.
Some white girl shit you're talking about.
No, not Winnie Harlow.
She is white.
She got on white spots.
Nobody like no shaming here.
Wait, I'm missing?
Yo, what's wrong with you, son?
Anyways, you're sleeper.
Go ahead.
And if you just say Winnie like that, why wouldn't we think Winnie the Pooh before Winnie
Harlow?
I would have thought Winnie.
Or Winnie from Starlix.
You were.
That's what I thought.
Shout out to Winnie from Starlix.
Shout out to Winnie.
Whatever you went and did, it looked good.
Can you say that?
Yeah.
Huh?
Get me some glasses.
Glasses are the best thing in the world, right?
I'm going to be up here getting glasses every day.
This is your last bottle of glasses.
Oh man.
This is your last glasses part.
It's over. Huh? Give me some glasses. Glasses are the best thing in the world, right?
I'm going to be up here getting glasses every day.
This is your last bottle of glasses.
This is your last glasses part.
It's over for that.
I need to sleep.
No, you don't.
I need to look at you.
No, you don't.
Listen, it said it a couple of weeks ago.
Was that Imani?
Somebody said all the R&B guys was gay.
So wait, so we think nothing of this?
I wasn't there.
I asked the question.
Put that on me.
Nobody said nothing.
I didn't see the wife beat up. I didn't see anything, so I don't know.
If it is true and it's authenticated, then it's corny.
That what?
If OVO is selling wife beaters and hired
a model that looks exactly like Kendrick's wife, it's corny.
And it just leans into, again, not
being able to lose gracefully.
Get away from that.
Get in your hit bag.
Go get in your bag.
Go get in your bag.
Enough of this.
This battle's over.
This one's over.
We don't care.
We don't care anymore.
Agreed.
That's my take on it.
Again, I don't know this to be authentic because I'm no longer
married to the beef like this.
I'm on the October's very own Instagram page the
pictures there and it says crafted for confidence there's more coming soon
it's real. Drake let it go. That girl don't look like her to me. She does though.
She does. And they put it side by side by Whitney in a not like us video with
the white beat in the video. Yeah, she resembles her.
And even if you don't think that, right, she resembles her enough for somebody to say.
For what people want to do what they do.
Yeah, he know better than that.
I just think it's over, it's over.
It's a slow news week for this stuff.
Yeah, I was just wondering.
What do y'all think about this rumor
Drake, Man in the Mirror song is supposed to be coming
with the Michael Jackson sample
Act shot it down, right?
That's not true number one act said that's not true again. I want to shout out act for being number one
Charlemagne for being number four by Charlemagne's book fucking get honest or die lying
I want to shout out Elliott for being number five all of my peers and contemporaries that are on this list,
I know we say that these lists don't matter
and maybe they don't,
but sometimes they do speak to people's work ethic
and the fucking will that people have to stay in this,
stay in this cockamamie game.
That's what I'll say.
Congratulations to all parties that made it.
Ak, it's man room in a year or two, nigga. I'm still coming for one.
I'm not your man room.
You're my man.
You're my man, and I want you to have it.
But if it's somebody I want to dethrone you in it,
that person is me.
It's only me and you that can talk like this,
because everybody else on that list, you know what I mean?
You know what I mean?
I'm not talking about the legacy acts, not the legacy acts.
The rest of you niggas, big gap from one, two, and y'all.
Monumental space.
Now three is, three is great.
I was gonna say, three, three.
Oh no, three could have been two.
Three's in that conversation.
Three could have been two,
but when we start talking about three,
I'll start talking about hip hop personality part.
He's just big.
Yes.
He's probably bigger than everybody on the list at this point.
Might be, yeah.
But when he was bigger, when he-
But when you talk about-
He was bigger when he said,
yo, I'm a parent over there,
I think it was Union Square to give away some Playstations,
and that shit turned into what it did.
No, he wasn't bigger than that.
Shit, yeah. I know, I get it. No, he wasn't bigger than that. Shit.
I know. I get it.
Yeah, his big kept going.
Paul, he kept doing big, bigger, bigger.
I'm saying he was big then, but by the time he did that jailhouse stream lit,
he recently did a medieval time stream.
The people that's redoing his room, they just blew up the fireworks.
Yeah, that was crazy.
The fireworks shit.
Then Kevin Hart came, yada, yada, yada, and some other niggas came.
All-star game.
I mean, all-star game.
Since that Union Square thing, he ain't done nothing but get more and more lit.
So if Tyson that was number two, you wouldn't hear a peep out of it from me.
And then I would be talking shit to four through 25.
Nothing changes about how I approach this is what I'm talking about.
No, I got you.
If I was three three four is disrespectful though
If complex was Joe Joseph Anthony button number four, I gotta go up there
You don't even get a podium at four, you know, I mean if I was number four, I wouldn't even acknowledge this list. I
Wouldn't talk about it. I wouldn't tweet about it. I wouldn't post a little picture none of that for four
Hey for and under four. What did y'all do all year?
Did you go to work?
All right, I'm playing a gay guy.
Imani said the gay R&B niggas, the bisexual R&B niggas, just killing the straights.
I'm playing a song by a lady
Yeah, we can have that conversation a different one. I'm playing a song which side gets Mike and Prince
Don't worry about
A lady named Sasha Keeble
Come on now is it mainstream? Oh
Come on now. Is it mainstream? It's not. So you could...
He's giving you a pass. Go ahead.
He can't give me a pass because I'm the sleeper god.
Did you help him with this?
He can't give me a pass because I'm the sleeper god.
I just let you niggas play with me a certain type of way.
I'm playing...
Sasha Keeble featuring Destin Conrad.
This record is called
Auction and
yeah, it's like that. Never knew that you made me sad, girl You're the best I ever had, girl
Got me waiting by my phone until I see you texting
Every day, you seem to have an SMS Even though I think you're my downfall
I'ma still pick up this phone call Cause my girl still does mean that you ain't like this The player reporting We ain't no strangers
Wait till the chorus come in, the chorus coming in
Here we go
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, yo, anybody, you ever, yo, you ever lie to your dick?
Yo, you ever lie to your dick out there?
What happened? Yeah!
What's up?
Oh. I got nothing, make sure you don't hurt this big boy in my arms You see, I'm the only one
You made me sad, boy
But you know I got it bad, boy
Got me waiting
By the phone to get a call, a text from you
Know it's nicks from you, I know it's all
Don't let me fall
Down, down
I'm getting flashbacks from the night when we both fuckdressed
Then we had sex, I don't mean to make it complex
Tell you I'm feeling vexed, I need you to say what's your chance
Boy, I don't give a fuck how you be a headlong
Cause you need a bullshit at the door, drawers in the floor
Passing through smoke, hit it two times and you choke
You can let me down, but don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, I'm just a demon zombie
How do you feel? Please refuse me
Show me how to treat these naked bitches that you're not
Fuck me till you can't fuck me no more
Then we will shoot you on your head
Fuck it up, baby, we are all under your control
Fuck you, let's do all this
I say fuck you, fuck me
But your love is making shit do the hardest I've been doing this sleeper thing for like 10 years now.
Amp deals, Amazon deals to play music, man. Hot 97 legend.
Musician legend, soul gold, independent legend,
reality TV legend.
A legend is in so many fields.
So many fields.
Gotta have the boxes checked when you wanna talk about
Joseph Anthony Budden Jr., Sleepers in year 10.
That was Sasha Keeble featuring Destin Conrad.
That little jam right there is called Auction.
Available in your phones and on DSPs and it's the weekend.
So if you want a cool little slap to fuck to,
let's go ahead and check it out.
Okay.
All right. I'm going fuck to. Let's go ahead and check it out. Okay. Alright.
I'm going to Detroit.
This record is called Ghetto Boys, Babyface Ray & Peezy.
["Babyface Ray & Peezy"]
Let's go Peezy, I fuck with Peezy.
I feel grimy as hell right now, you know?
Facts nigga.
Do your best.
No more fucking face board up right now
Mmm, wow, raw crowd on these bitches
Yeah, nigga
Sixty for a motherfuckin' turn, that ain't shit though
Bitch, you better hope I don't go broke, I'm pullin' kit though
Bitch, I lost more money than you had, I'm still rich though
Bitch, I'm sippin' on a 12 or watch this ain't no trish, huh She hate the way I act, I just can't help it, I'm sippin' on a 12-a-watt, this ain't no church, huh? She hate the way I act, I just can't help it, I'ma shit that
I left my show and came back to the track to celebrate
I left the O and went back to the K, I'm in the sticks
I'll leave this rap shit alone and get back in the mix
You know what's goin' on
She gon' tell me, pull up when you leave, only your hood, huh?
Made a hundred Gs in like three days, I wouldn't even go that long
Come back home and re-up, jump back on that road
Too many niggas that have they phone tapped, so I'm back on the beeper
Babbage caught me up, I paint her face like she like Mom Luis
Can't stay home from jail in one, two weeks, I got back on the keys
I feel like Pookie, she keep calling me and I just can't leave
Wug it off my dick, cause you ain't got no teeth
Made a half a mil at home, I ain't have to leave
Knocked her down off a perc, now she harassing me
Bitch, it ain't no limit to this paper, I feel like
Maskevich
Yeah, Michael Corleone sipping good and twerking
my phone I had to cut it on and get the money, leave
them hoes alone I'm off to TSA with package, I'm with
Boston, Georgia blow I told the DEA that I'm retired, we just
selling songs I never ever ever love him like my dog
Dolce T was like D honey butunny but my sprite was mo'
Your lil' bitch was being patient cause she tryna go
Last shit you niggas dropped, I wouldn't even know
I brought one, she brought one, I can't sleep with all
Count money, talking numbers, play on speakerphone
I been handling my business, getting bigger with the game
A couple watchin' from the stands cause they went against the grain
Stop with all they plan, I pay'll pay that dip when you're great
All this pay, man, it's hard, nothing changed Okay, I'm going to try as well in Detroit I'm playing something off the M album which I listened to one time my quick one album review
Is that one listen review is that it felt like refreshing to hear?
Fuck everyone Eminem back I
Have no review only because I didn't get to it yet. It's worth a listen
I'm gonna have a little expo for sure. I just didn't get over the and I'll give it a go. I'm absolutely looking forward to hearing this album.
Yeah, he's embracing the Slim Shady shit, he's saying lots of like cancelable shit and making fun of cancel culture and all that shit in a way that to me was refreshing and entertaining. It's a little different from him just trying to show everybody he's the best rapper in the world like he has been in the last 100 projects and verses. Still a little bit of that, obviously, but the album's solid.
This is Fuel with Jid, who absolutely went crazy.
Smoke and trees, I'm riding around.
Let's go, Jid.
Turn up on him.
I'm in my silent town.
Lately, it's been going, going, going, going down.
Look.
All of my niggas gonna ride with it in a pocket
and rock it like Kelly Marm.
Mama told me the power was in the tongue,
but it probably ain't powerful as a gun.
All of you little cowards get devoured.
I'm giving out flowers to anyone. I Ain't been out the house in a minute cause
I ain't with it if the money is miniature I been minding my business, I'm finished minding
I been spending some time with the minister Cause them niggas finishing shit and still
sinning In the city of God and the sinister
Try to pray and repent in the synagogue Or mosque or temple or church, them brown skin
cinnamon Niggas hurting and murders are comic courtesy
for certainly RPB on the shirt Search,erp Merp Square Lerp first
My nigga doing 4 plus 8 without a court date
Talked the other day he say he doing okay
He good to gain in weight then got a sharp shake
He made he say they play they gotta partake
Homie got a heart full of hate in the face
Full of war paint eyes all red full of rage
And it's hard to escape from a dark place
Eastside niggas from the A niggas all ages
Trying to sell a pound of the dog cage
All the OGs round town was all age
Danger section drugs X in all rated dangerous sex and drugs shit be all right
but don't get this shit fucked up my boy get lucked up once nigga doubled up
I dribblin that pants into the cup and triple double it get to the basket get the
cash and cuddle up cover up bundle up batter up
Talk a lot of smack and I can back it up shot it when I shag when I shag it up
I can put the puss on the platter like a platterpuss nappa head nigga hair and batted up
I said Barbara nigga tatteda, tatter it up
I won't argue, n***a, matter foot
Cuz they incompatible, I'm finna catapult the n****s knows more
But run out of fuel
I won't
What the f*** y'all gon' do?
If I don't
Run out of fuel
Let's get us the fuck
For a couple decades, been letting this text rain
From that day that I met Drain So you live on the fact for a couple decades Been lettin' this text rain from that day that I met Dre
So you live all the castrace from the second you press play
I suggest they do that test like an essay
Cause like where my homies out west stay, we can just say
I'm like an R-A-P-E-R, got so many essays, essays, essays
Wait, he didn't just spell the word rapper and leave out a P, did he?
R.I.P rest in peace, biggie, and pop all the all shit B
Living, but I ain't tryna pee, we didn'tcede, Mike put a hit on me like KVD
Get it?
You're a such a group, you're such a group
Killing me ain't gonna be on no beat, silly, I beat the beat
Silly on the grind like T, gritting, call me obesity
You think it's overweight, it's just me, getting dismeat
And it ain't gonna be pretty, needs to be
He ain't tall and I grew a little each day till I became God like James Todd
Now your arms are too short to be K-Brawl, indeed they small like DJ Paul
My new Benz better than your truck life bar
bitch, suck my balls, you either smoke crack or you're playing stickball
in the street cause you must be on bass if you thinkin' you would touch my car
but if the whole world was out to get you
it'd turn you to a powder keg too
doubt written hows, spittin' rounds, detectin' shoots like bruh
and that ain't no sound effect, neither was that six hour let's loose
I don't condone gun violence at schools but I can't get these voices out my head there
putting words in my mouth like alphabet soup got the most content on the continent and constant compliments give me confidence
across the common sense and incompetence of cognizance, the conflicts, the consequence
of a conference, been to conferences, I've conquered and conquered into unconsciousness
though conscious I conjure this King Kong and just call me common causing I'm concoctinous
Nobody's 16s are touching these my fucking index finger's fucking the Nina
Clutch on the 9mm tucking the heat got the toaster like an
English muffin you want me to turn like you dream this only but it's in a hosta
I proceed to bust it fuck around and get popped like a leaner her
Like a Malik Baldwin what I mean is fucking down who to growl in right between the fucking eyes through the Marlin
If you think you're fucking with me, you're gonna suffer the fucking me because the Reapers coming to heat and I need the company
I keep a courtesy fuel all the beat
Keep the courtesy fuel while the beat I'm gonna shake you I won't, what the fuck y'all doing?
I'm in the album and Jid Fuel
That sounds fine
He updated the punch lines, you know what I'm saying?
There's only a couple Christopher Reeves lines in the album
I already let Christopher Reeves have it
Yeah, again, he got a jaw again
You must be on bass if you're thinking you can touch my car and see
what he did there. I'm gonna check it out this weekend. Yeah it's worth a listen
man I think you'll enjoy it. That whole little diddy little scheme was kind of crazy too.
Yeah. What's up with him and Christopher Reeves man? I don't really know. I don't remember the
full history of it. He had a punchline on like Marshall Mathers LP or something
like that. He was still alive at the time? I think so.
It was after the accident.
Yeah, okay.
It was a dope Superman.
Eminem or Christopher Reeves?
Christopher Reeves.
Eminem Superman might be better.
You can't, well, you can say that.
Anyway, Ish. I'm going to Chase Shakur, song is called Too Far Close.
You came a long way from Luther Never Too Much.
You came a long way from We Are The World.
Stop trying to take it.
We Are The World.
It's alright
you're playing that one too much
Mel get ready don't laugh
don't run from it
fuck the cars
ooooh press your arm Mel
let me unleash on you off
sound like Ben Fires
you want those miles of occasion
yeah the world
touch on the games yeah get off the couch nigga Yeah, the world's all I'm tryna get
Yeah, the weed got us not enough
You're another one that's not enough
I'm like a weebie in the grime
You like it when I'm rough
You say the baby got you stuck
And now my dick is running up, out my way
Sorry if I come across the type of way
I've been tryna get out of my way
Know that it don't seem like I care, but you know I care
Put some time aside for my guts and I'm well aware
Bitch I'll find a block, it's all shit
Get my line if you ever lonely in the night time
I be working, put it working on my ass
On my edge No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Yeah, the weed got us not enough For all another one it's not enough
I like how we be in the cut You like it when I'm rough
I say the baby got you stuck And now my digits runnin' up
Round my words And now my engine's running low from my watch That was fire, go Ish. Let's go Big Ish. All right Mel, what you got?
Some alternative shit.
Stop the hate campaign.
No, you be careful.
Oh, it's a campaign now?
Yeah, niggas lying on that hood.
Yeah.
I tossed it up, nigga.
You gotta fix up.
I tossed it up.
You heard it last week, but you playing?
No, I just tossed it up.
That was about to God. If you lying on Mel, you could get mad, Liza. You heard the last Sleepers you played. I toasted up. That was about to God.
If you lying on the bell, you could get mad.
You heard the last, you listen to the pot, right?
Oh, shit.
You heard the last few Sleepers?
That's my shit.
I've managed three of them audits, nigga.
She got much to play them, bitch.
You know better.
Go ahead, get this shit on.
OK, mine is called What She Wants by Femme It Forward,
Ajaan and-
And why don't they know what they want?
Oh. And LA. what they want? Oh.
And L.A.
Oh.
Hey.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna play this 90 times a bit.
Yeah.
I wasn't here.
Yes, you were.
I was.
It's fine, get it off.
Yes.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You know you're bad. Girl, you was. That was. It's fine, get it off. I know you're bad. Got you bad, you the shit, from your head to your kicks.
You and your girls, getting lit.
I'm a drinker, it's 1942 like this.
We in the club, taking pics, standing on the couches.
Let me get a kiss.
Your man at home, or you think you slick?
If he catch you out, he gon' catch a fit.
But she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she
knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew,
she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew,
she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew,
she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew,
she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew,
she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew,
she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew,
she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew,
she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, she knew, me get a kiss Your man at home, boy you think you slick If he catch you out, he gon' catch a fit
But she do what she want
She do what she want
Girl you know you're wrong
She do what she wants Girl, you know you're wrong
She do what she wants
I got a girl around the way Every time I pull up, she just want me to stay
Pretty round brown peach from her head
We keep it low, no face, no case
She been swearing all these niggas till she met me, she say I'm the one
I don't need to be the only one
Every time I leave she miss the way I hid and knock it out the park
I wasn't trying to fall in love
Cause girl you're bad
Girl you bad, you the shit
From your head to your kicks
You and your girls, getting lit
I'ma drink this 1942 like this
We in the club, taking pics
Standing on the couches, let me get a kiss
Your man at home, boy you think you slick
If he catch you out, he gon' get you fixed
She do what she wants
Yeah
She do what she wants
Girl you know you're wrong
She do what she wants
I don't even really think I'm wrong But I'm still not tryna go home
Messages drop the type I hit the road I never kiss and tell, that's the code
You know I ain't blessed about no bitches And I ain't never blessed about them hoes
And every time I talk you like to listen And that's the quickest way to my soul
I ain't really tryna be alone now Girl, I'm tryna be with you
So what you wanna do? She do what she wants, yeah She do what she wants
Now you know you're wrong She do what she wants That is What She Wants by Femme Forward, Azeon and L.A.
Happy 50th Lil' Ken.
Yo again, I told y'all the last few pods please be very careful of drunk drivers
and people committing vehicular homicide on 35th Street lady walking across the
street where a three-year-old four-year-old and two-year-old car turns
fatal for the three-year-old. Rest in peace to her.
Please be careful out there. It's summertime.
Niggas home from jail and they plotting.
Be careful.
Hopefully you enjoyed this part as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
It's a hot Friday so we could've went on for a few hours
But we'd rather hit the streets and shake some ass
Fuck they talking about
Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there until the next time
We bid you adieu, farewell, adios, ariva, dirci, hasta la vista, au revoir
So long, goodbye, or a simple head nod might suffice
Remember life is a series of moments and moments past
So appreciate this shit while you can
Lastly, the baddies are insecure
The stagnant women want you to travel
And the closed-minded women want you to teach them things
Grab you a Tylen things grab you a ton of
All you might need it
Anybody got some fun plans for the weekend fun plans for the weekend anybody anybody anybody family shit family
She was this family for parts family for ice you know that. Angie's having her barbecue this weekend.
Hey.
Is she in Brooklyn or is she in Queens?
Queens.
Back in Queens.
Great.
You should come.
This weekend, what day?
Sunday, of course.
No, Saturday.
Saturday.
Nope.
Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Well, I am going.
In true, bird.
Shout out to Angie.
See ya.
A couple girlfriends.
You were invited? Yes. Yes, I was. Why didn you going with? See ya. A couple girlfriends. You were invited?
Yes.
Yes I was.
Why didn't you invite me to go with your little girlfriend?
I just, I literally just did.
On the podcast.
You invited him.
You said, are you going?
Well, I mean, Angie's your girl, so I would assume.
Would you like to come with me and my girlfriend?
Fuck you and your girlfriend.
How many are you going?
Three, four.
I might go, ain't we supposed to get rain this weekend? How many are going? three four I
Might go ain't we supposed to get rain this weekend. Yeah, but it's there's a lot of inside
Gotta gotta go. I don't know the school mail shout to Angie. I love you Angie I didn't get my special invite them invite. She sent out be fired
It'd be like connect for game spades
Yeah, come on Angie don't slip up now.
I want my shit fancy like you know what I mean, dude.
Shout out to Angie Martinez.
Actually, that Angie barbecue is where me and my,
that we were talking about first.
Ah.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Fucking loser.
I'm feeling down on myself now.
I was there with someone I wasn't supposed to be with.
Shorty was there staring me up and down like I was a skewer, steak skewer.
She was glued on me and I'm sitting there with this doofy bitch.
That wasn't your first time?
With a doofy vest on.
Yeah, that was my first time.
That was 2010.
Oh, gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
Somewhere around there, somewhere around there.
I was there with a dumb loving hip hop vest on.
I don't know how I got pussy back in the day.
She ain't care about none of that.
Well, I leveled up.
You got to see, you got to see me transition from them vests.
She ain't kidding.
Stupid ass nigga.
He was pussy.
Sad now.
Maybe she be there this weekend.
What that mean?
What I want?
Nothing.
Nothing now.
I mean nothing now.
It means nothing now.
Alright.
There we go. I May she be there this weekend
What I want nothing nothing now, I mean nothing now, all right, it means nothing now. All right, there we go right now
Look it we love you shot the old Brooklyn all Brooklyn Oh Hey
Yeah, I got an exciting plan for this weekend I'm sure
With my baby, you know, you know that my baby started, you know, look him turn 50. I'm a little campaign
I really should open with her knowing that
with her but she's easy. 50 years old in hip-hop like Lil Kim fucking the hardcore album cover while I'm in high school.
Yes sir. Come on man. Yes sir. Come on. Lil Kim we love you.
Adam 22 nigga I'm 50 slots better than you I don't care if it just say 20 on the
list. I might be 70 slots better than you and your old aunt
Taraz, nigga.
Except for Wack, that's my nigga,
but the rest of them niggas is Wack.
I don't even know who the rest of them niggas is.
I'm just firing at people now because I'm the best.
Second best.
Hey, when you the bet, yeah, that's true.
When you the best or second best,
you can fire at a couple niggas.
Anybody want to fire somebody before I play the little jingle? Mel, Corinne Steffens, still alive.
Flip, one of them skit niggas. What up?
Ish, niggas are building better houses than you.
Niggas is putting up mansions, you sitting here running your mouth.
Ice, something.
Something.
I seen a little post, yo, anybody want to help ice management team no nigga now what oh no they anybody
want to help me be a cameraman I need a cameraman for the ice management I've
seen you nigga dislike just like that just like that post
everybody parks what up what you and fucking David bars getting into you too
I mean po I might see tonight. I already know what Big Cory,
Big Cory over there saving his energy now for tonight.
I'm young bitches.
Where my nigga?
Ow!
Hey I'm young bitches.
Taking a toll on Cory.
E what up sip your little tea nigga.
Yeah sip your tea.
Sip your tea nigga.
Where y'all going?
What up flip cousin what's up?
What's up what you on over there?
Louie Baghdadi with the the matching kids what you doing tonight
yeah Erickson you too nigga anybody anybody good we're going to like
chill yo I don't have no plans. Oh nigga you just gassed your shit. Oh no I am going somewhere I am going
somewhere tonight oh that was the question I wanted to ask y'all on another
part I'll ask y'all now quick answers and we get out of here.
Pretend you're in a relationship.
Okay.
If y'all in a relationship,
can somebody else, the same sex as your partner,
cook meals for you consistently?
No, they can't.
For free?
Is she there?
Well, I don't know about that. I'm sorry about that.
I don't know what the answer to that yet. What'd you say? Is my partner there? Your
partner knows. No, but is she there? Is she physically there? Sometimes she's there when
the girl hand you some food. Oh, no. That don't sound like it. It sounds like it. It
depends if it's for free. I got a bartender friend that really cooks well. Oh, yo, stop. She knows.
It's not a secret. Stop it. And she went to Hayden when they, hey, thanks for the food for me and my man.
Oh, hey, next part, next part. I got jiggle. I got, how I'm talking about that? Hey, sir. man my man we enjoy that you we love
Thank you for cooking for my man. We find our out
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