The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 745 | "Vision Board Party"
Episode Date: July 27, 2024The Bionic Six returns to form as they begin this episode with new music including Ice Spice’s ‘Y2K!’ project (26:50), DJ Mustard’s album (42:00), Drake & Gordo release two records (43:50), an...d Lil Wayne’s verse with Cordae as well as DJ Premier (1:05:20). The JBP then discusses if the BBL wave is over (1:27:56), the Obama’s endorse Kamala Harris (1:44:29), and the beef between Funny Marco & Bobbi Althoff (2:03:46). Also, **SPOILER ALERT** the room shares their thoughts on the season finale of ‘Presumed Innocent’ (2:17:49), the NBA agrees to a new media deal with Amazon leaving their relationship with TNT in question (2:30:50), Part of the Show (2:54:27), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Joe Budden (feat. Emanny) - “You And I” Ice | Melii - “Karma” Parks | Common & Pete Rock - “Wise Up” Ish | RINI - “Matter To You” Melyssa | Kenyon Dixon - “Far Away”
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Yeah, we ain't even started yet, you on a dick.
Look.
You on a dick before we even go.
You know when somebody get kicked out the...
Look, but she didn't even answer you that.
She said yes.
You know when somebody get kicked out the nigga crib?
You'll think this shit ain't going.
And the girl just throw anything on.
I can't laugh. She just throw anything on. I can't laugh. She just throw anything on.
I can't laugh with you.
Get your clothes and leave.
But you got 30 seconds.
And then now she put on the shoes.
She's got sneakers.
She just discombobulated.
Welcome.
Latru, you my girl.
Welcome.
You look good.
I'm talking about my homegirl.
Welcome. Welcome. Hey, yo.
Welcome.
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.
Salutations, welcome.
All feeling good, feeling great.
So happy to be here.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hola.
Hello, hello.
My apologies for my absence the last pod.
I had a medical emergency to deal with.
And I had to deal with it before JT got here. So if you missed me, my most humble apologies to you.
I am back.
Welcome back.
I am back.
I have returned.
Glad you're back.
Good to see everyone.
Glad you're back.
Everyone off mic sounded like they were in a real good mood.
They did.
They did.
They were in a good mood, man.
They were in a great mood.
I like when everybody's in a good mood.
It's my job to come and see how I go, fuck it up. They did. That was a lot. You're in a good mood, man. You're in a great mood. I like when everybody's in a good mood.
And it's my job to come and see I go fuck it up.
Oh, these niggas is happy.
Watch this.
Watch this.
These niggas is living life, huh?
Asian to chaos over there.
OK.
I got a hish text the other day.
Huh?
You the real MC.
My guy texted me.
Oh shit. Hey guy texted me. Oh, shit.
Hey, go me.
Yeah.
Was it like a cash app with $1,000 or?
No.
No.
He ain't giving me that money no time.
I'm not even asking about it no more,
because I feel like a sucker.
No, I'm giving it to you today.
What did you say?
I'm giving it to you today.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh, no.
Yes! Come on, y'all. Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh, yeah!
Come on, y'all.
Bitch!
Biggish.
All right, y'all.
Yo.
So wait.
Hold on a second.
So that means that you're not going to get on the scale.
No, he's still got to go on the scale.
Yo, you beat for me to get on that scale.
I am.
No, I am.
Fuck that.
Yes, I am.
My curiosity is killing me.
I really want to see if you have lost any weight.
I'm curious.
Oh, shit.
She analyzed your body, nigga. I am.. Oh, shit. She analyzed your body, nigga.
I...
Wait, hold on.
She analyzed your body.
Mel, do you think you lost any weight at all?
I think he lost a couple of pounds.
All right, because what you said,
I want to see if you lost any weight.
Anyway.
So I just kind of want to confirm,
but I think he lost a couple of pounds.
I knew you was...
Not the 30.
Trying to see what that body hitting for, right?
Yeah.
Trying to see what that summer bod's about right? Yeah. I'm trying to see what that summer bod about.
What that summer body about, big dog?
I knew having a Muslim name wouldn't leave you.
I knew you would live with honor.
Hey, that man, son.
You had me against the ropes.
I thought you was going to your black down south side.
No disrespect.
I thought you was going to some old school shit.
Damn shit, nigga.
Damn, sorry.
Hey, he accepted it.
He's like, you ain't going to pay me. No, I'm honored, man. Iiggas, I'm sorry. I hate them. And he accepted it. He's like, you ain't gonna pay me.
No, I'm honored, man, I feel good.
I do too.
I feel good all over like Stephanie Mills.
Oh boy, these guys.
Oh, I'm right.
I have to figure out that I don't care about
95% of the stuff she cares about.
Our lives be so much smoother.
Other day I was watching a ball game.
She walks in, she grabs the remote. She pause a DVR. She goes hey Henry
You like these curtains?
I said yes
Well, what do you like about them?
No
One of those makes you leave, right?
Oh, we'll bag you into this.
Hey, I love this shit.
You know that shit nigga.
Mic check one two one two, mic check 1-2-1-2
Shout out to the real niggas and the dope boys listening out there wherever you might be listening from
Shout out to the hate listeners, all the dancers out there, all you TikTokers
And flip, and flip
Always for the ladies, always for the ladies
Hey Always for the ladies, always for the ladies, hey!
You won't belong to me, I'll let you down
I'll walk around and see you next time
I feel the light but you don't want to stay 40 and up, 40 and up out there
This from back when if you couldn't do the kid and play in the house party You just had to play the wall, nigga, you couldn't dance
Hey
Well, I'm so afraid, so afraid Well I'm hyped for my n***a today n***a A booger? Oh it's you Oh shit a big one God damn thank you man
Last looks on Joe
Last looks on Joe
Oh my God thank you man
Look at this guy, this n***a is a sick
Man thank you
I can't par with like, I can't par like that
I went crazy just now
What day?
WAKE IT UP OUT THERE
I still wake up early every morning
Just to do a head bow
Because she can't jump
Her day I wouldn't be right
And I'm gonna make up
She's never gonna make up
She's just like you and me
But she's homeless
And she's homeless
And she stands there, I'm sitting home all day My pinky is better than the napkin. Alright, look good? Hey!
Let's go!
Come on E, come on E.
Atlanta, Georgia, what up? DC, what up?
Rhode Island, Boston, what up out there?
Connecticut, what's good, P-Boy? Y'all just relax, my man Isha's leaving soon
Hey, this what I play when I'm angry on the vacation
This what I play when I'm meh, when she really grinded my gears
But I still wanna catch a little vibe
Wake up like 3am, stay up for 4 hours and watch the sunrise
She gotta feel the bed empty
She gotta feel that vacation bed empty, you feel me?
My feet's above the water
My feet can't touch the ground
Touch the ground and it feels nice
I can see the sands on the horizon at the time
You are not alone
So we driftin'
Two step classic Wave two step classic right here
Wave after wave, so we drifting
They playing with me out here, hold up
And it feels like a drowning
Pulling it against the street
Pulling it against the street
Wave after wave, wave after wave
Wave after wave, wave after wave So we drifting, so we drifting They put, y'all thought it was in here?
Who the fuck y'all thought it was in here?
Man we here
If I had to do it over
If I had to do it again
I wouldn't know
Ayyy
Ayyy
Yeah It's when you lock eyes with a metal looking joint from across the room I would've known you'd be here Smiling at me, yeah
Hard as I get
Just walk away
You ain't got no plans after this
You'll never know me
No one wants my love
You try to see me Show no one the door I might need to pick up some singles tonight.
He come into that Prudential.
He be at that Prudential in a minute.
I don't know if he gonna perform this.
I don't know if he will perform this.
I saw him the last time.
I think he did.
They went crazy in there for that nigga.
This is my song man.
I've never heard him perform this. Shouts to the ladies with fat asses out there. Shout out to the ladies with fat asses out there. Shout saw him the last time. I think he did. They went crazy in there for that.
This is my song, man.
Shout out to the ladies with fat asses out there.
Shout out to the skinny butts for Ice 2.
Farse.
Come on.
Oh, man.
I cut it off before the guitars, man.
That is fucking blasphemous.
Microphone check, one one two. What is
Yes, sir Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. These drops out the way right quick, so they know the vibes
You know, I mean, this is a weekend part. Go ahead wake up sage the room
Wake up get your hangover clothes
in the room wake up get your hangover clothes off the floor hit the room but
it play the room but hit the fucking room let's get some more applause because
we don't make more applause wake your ass up brush your teeth put the phone
down put the phone down there's some ladies out there right now trying to text a man some bullshit Leave him alone
Bothering him, you know, he listening to the pod god damn it
Some bullshit, oh my god, did you see the fashion? No, no, did you see miss netta and no
No, I didn't, I didn't.
Sorry, juggling mad shit over here.
The fuck.
Anyway.
Anywhoos.
How y'all doin' tonight?
How y'all doin' tonight?
How y'all doin' tonight?
Ish, I don't care if you go on a vacation.
You are clocked in, buddy.
You look like you ready to get a pina colada
with some fucking chancletas.
He got his hair cut early.
You look like you ready to hold.
Yeah, you look like.
You got extra long too.
He got a man going.
It could grow him by the vacation.
I'm gonna get you a chancleta.
He got his vacation face.
Yeah, you do.
That's my hair.
So I'm rolling check, right.
He's gonna be going for like five days, six days.
You need that four day growth to be hitting right.
That's old nigga shit.
That's old nigga shit right there.
You can't let nobody overseas cut your shit.
Know what else is old nigga shit?
You're getting better than a good nut when you need it
or a good night out if you're young,
waking up in the middle of the night,
that cold bottle of water's right by the bed.
Oh my God, that's old nigga heaven. I ain't gonna hold it. Old nigga heaven. And the cheaper the water, the night, that cold bottle of water is right by the bed. Oh my God, yo that's old nigga heaven.
I ain't gonna hold you.
Old nigga heaven.
And the cheaper the water, the better that shit be.
In the middle of the night.
In the middle of the night.
My ass Nestle, that shit be taking it.
In your mouth, mad nasty too, just with all the dirt from the day.
I've been talking so fucking much.
What episode is this?
745.
Welcome to episode 745 of the Joe Budden podcast.
Damn, one part off, my voice sounds strong.
Hey, welcome to 745 of the JVP.
I am Joe Budden here as my amazing fucking cast.
To my right, the beautiful, the intelligent,
Melissa Ford is in the building.
Hooty hooty. Hooty hooty.
To her right, Big Queen's Flip is in the building.
Y'all know the vibe.
Pim, pim, pim flip is in the building. Y'all know the vibe? Pim-pim-pim-pim!
Pim-pim-pim-pim!
To his right, fuckin' Newark's finest.
Yo, move, man!
Roselle's finest, Woodbridge's finest.
Isha's in the building.
Hey!
Mic check, mic check, mic check.
This is Wawa.
Yes, he is, yes, he is.
King Wawa.
To his right, ice, freeze.
The freesiest.
The coldest.
Do you have beef with him saying
that he's New York's finest?
No.
Okay.
No beef.
Cool.
They from two different sectors of the Muslim nation.
They don't kind of run into each other.
Yeah.
He from the other mosque.
Yeah.
I think that's what Malcolm X was going through in the show.
Oh shit. In the show. that's what Malcolm X was going through in the show.
Oh, shit.
God.
In the show.
What's wrong with you, son?
No, for real, he was trying to get his own crew together in the show.
We know.
And them niggas was like, wait, what?
It got tricky.
More than tricky.
Mr. P. Stop, yo.
Go ahead.
I'm talking about the show.
I know.
And this is a talk show.
I'm done with y'all doing that.
Because I went home and I liked my take that we had to edit out about the Tupac Biggie shit.
I liked it.
I liked it.
I liked that take.
Say it again.
Talk about it today and stand in it.
You can go to the bathroom.
Start right now.
Y'all put your shit up.
I'm standing with you.
Parks is here.
Parks is here.
Ian is here.
Poet's here.
Corey is here.
Monty is here.
Erickson is here.
Most importantly, each and every one of you guys out there, give it up for yourself.
Give it up for yourselves.
Give it up for yourselves.
How's everybody doing, man?
What's poppin'?
Just what we're doing.
What's poppin'?
How was your week?
Busy, but feel good.
How's your text inbox?
How's your emails?
How's your love life?
How's your responsibility list?
How's your vision board?
How's your friend groups?
How's your group chats?
How's it all?
All of it is good.
Yo, can men do a vision board?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
You too macho for a vision board.
You can't do a vision board.
I'm not saying that.
You know how they be having vision board parties?
Uh-huh.
You guys should know.
Call your bros over and do a vision board party.
You guys should absolutely do that.
We can get a whole bunch of magazines and cut shit out.
I would never want your energies by my vision board.
Vision board is totally an energy thing.
Never that.
Never that vision board with my friend group.
So what is a vision board?
A vision board is where you create a visual of all of the things that you want to manifest into your life.
Oh, affirmations and manifestation on that shit again?
Well, I mean, like, let's say you want a yacht.
Ah, that's cool.
And let's say you want, like, a $10 million home.
These are the things that you put on your vision board.
Nah, it'll work for you.
Like, your vision board was kind of what you were trying
to explain to Keeb last week, like, when he was like,
find the fans.
No.
No.
We got pictures of niggas' face,
profile pictures on his vision board.
What the fuck is this?
Where is this person? Show me where he at. Location. We have chickie nuggies. It's all right. You don't need his vision board. Where is this person?
Show me where he at.
Location.
Yeah, chicky.
You don't need a vision board.
That shit look like the FBI board.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what an FBI board.
You can skip it.
You can skip it.
Wait, so wait, Ish, you never did a vision board?
No.
I never did one either.
And Flip never did one.
Ice?
I've never done one, but I'm not opposed to it.
They dope though.
Bart?
I've done words.
I've never done cut out magazines. You did one for her?
A collage, I've never done a collage.
That's how Lex got here.
Oh shit.
Oh you did say that.
Yeah.
You did say that.
So wait, wait.
Actually all my kind of dreams came true
off that one vision board, I ain't gonna hold you.
Why you ain't do another one?
I won.
All right, so nice.
You think you can do it again, you fuck up.
Nigga, you crazy. No, no, it ain't time yet. I got to finish on my path from the last Vision Boy.
I'm kind of enjoying the shit.
Got it.
Last Vision Boy, I ate.
I did my big one.
I was up there, hey, mad shows, fucking success cookout bitches.
Fuckin'.
Anything.
Yo, my next few years was the latest.
And here come her. Baby on the end. I love you, you know, my next few years was the ladies.
And here come her, baby on the end.
I love you baby.
And here comes a baby now.
Oh, let this away.
But it's cool, I'll get to another one.
When I'm 45, I'll get back to it.
When I'm 45, I'll get another one out there.
Yeah, I ain't against the vision board.
I smoke my last shit.
Nah, I'm sure this is fine.
I'm just like, I was referring to the parties
cause girls will have a party.
There'll be 20 of them.
What's a vision board party?
Well, when a bunch of girls get together to do,
to make their vision, and drink wine, and eat this.
They're on the same board?
No, they make their own boards.
Like the little court boards with the,
and then they share it with each other?
Yes.
That gotta be the most stupidest shit
I've ever heard in my damn life.
Why am I sharing my vision board with you, bitch?
Not like that, not calling you a bitch.
I'm saying to the people.
Like, why am I sharing my vision board?
And on top of that, my problem with affirmation and manifestation,
no disrespect to anyone that believes in it,
is you gotta work for what you want.
So are you basically motivating yourself?
Is that a form of motivation?
But it's a clear-cut path to where you want to be.
Like it's a clear cut path.
God, I should say.
Because you can work a lot without a direction.
You've never read anything about the law of attraction?
No, he's never read anything.
Okay, okay, all right.
Well, I'll call our questions.
I read 48 laws of power.
You need to balance that shit out.
And 50s laws of power.
Yeah, I read that too.
Exactly, balance that shit out.
But yeah, it's like the, it's calling that shit to you.
Got it.
So basically saying that if you have the vision book-
The universe will conspire with you, whether your shit is negative or positive.
That's the whole point of it.
All right.
I'm the universe and I'm conspiring against this.
It's over there.
Because he ain't going to go do a vision book.
No, I know.
So we just explained the shit.
He'll do one, but he gonna jump and fly through it.
I got man fly books right on top of my toilet.
Every time I walk over there, I'll be like,
nah, we just shouldn't leave.
No, you gotta read one chapter.
And don't get up to it.
So last time you read a book?
Gucci, man.
I heard too much about it.
I heard too much about it.
You read the book itself or you read it?
Yeah, it's at the top of my, oddly enough, the last three books I've read much about it. I heard too much about it. You read the book itself or you read it?
Yeah, it's at the top of my...
Oddly enough, the last three books I've read were from rappers.
Really?
You read the Prodigy book as well?
Ross book? No.
Rest In Peace Project.
Expand Your Palate.
You didn't read Prodigy book.
Stop looking down on rappers.
You too rich.
Stop looking down on them.
No, I'm just saying.
To read books from rappers?
What's wrong with that?
They're rich rappers.
No, but I just want them to read some shit that's going...
Give him a recommendation right now. What's his dude, Langston Hughes? What's his with that? They're rich rappers. No, but I just want them to read some shit that's going on. Give him a recommendation right now.
What's his dude?
Langston Hughes?
What's his dude?
What's his one dude?
He like Malcolm Warner.
What's his dude?
That one nigga he always forgot.
Langston Hughes, that nigga.
Watch your mouth.
No, I just started a new book.
What did you read?
It's called How to Walk into a Room.
Open the door.
You down with EYL, nigga.
Don't get niggas.
You down with them.
They hired you.
You down with them.
They hired you.
One day I want to be mature enough to not laugh when somebody says I started a new book.
I'm not there yet.
How to walk in a room.
Did you read that before after your say less injury?
I just started it. He ain't going to change how to walk in a room. Did you read that before after your say less interview?
I ain't even, I just started it.
He ain't gonna change how you walk in a room.
I'm gonna read it on the plane.
Look it down on the, oh wow.
You bringing it with you?
Yeah, it's on my back.
Yeah, I don't talk to my girl neither on the plane.
Why girls be wanting to talk on the plane?
You going on vacation by yourself?
No, my girl already here.
Oh, so she sent for you, like the family pet?
Get over here!
Oh, shit!
She sent for you like the family pet?
Oh, shit!
Wait, is the stewardess gonna watch out for you?
Hand me off?
Yeah, she signed this.
You got a lot of tricks up your sleeve.
I work for a living.
I like that.
Oh, shut up.
I like that. My girl, they went for the month. My girl went for a living. I like that. Oh shut up.
They went for the month.
I can't go nowhere for a month.
God you got damn right.
Hey hey hey.
Facts.
We agree on that one.
That's for sure.
They left already. Long time.
Real quick, three rappers, books.
Which one you like the most?
Or you don't want to say that?
Who were the three rappers?
Ross,
Gucci.
Ross, Gucci, and damn, who was that?
Jay-Z?
Jay-Z.
Go ahead.
No, I didn't read Jay-Z's book.
I don't remember the third one.
Got it.
Jay-Z?
No.
Oh.
And was Gucci and Ross' book good?
Or they...
Yes, both of those books were great.
Really? Yeah. I'm gonna read it
I got a really good cheese. I didn't read his I don't check that one Gucci shit was like
Autobiographical but it was yeah, I'm gonna check it out
Hmm shit, we'll read what was wrong with reading how to walk in a room
I'm body walking in the room already except my sc scoliosis. Different rooms. Yo, it's different rooms.
Mmm.
Can't body all of them.
It's different rooms.
All right.
Keep your shoulders up.
Keep your head high.
Look straight.
Walk in the conference.
Walk in front of the other.
Yeah, walk firmly.
Keep your tongue in your mouth.
We'll put a tongue you to put first.
Y'all keep playing.
Y'all keep walking.
Show them the salad fork. What foot did tell you to put first? Y'all keep playing. Y'all keep playing.
Show them the salad fork.
Oh, you read the etiquette book?
Nah, I didn't. I want to take etiquette classes, actually.
Yo, me too.
Then I'm gonna put my daughter in.
No, me too. He's right. I want to do that.
I think y'all will be in different grades.
Y'all might be in different schools. You all might be in different schools.
He might be in a private etiquette school.
You might be in etiquette kindergarten.
Oh, shit.
No, he's talking about the other one.
The other etiquette school?
Yeah, where it's just lunch all day.
Yo, Boggs, you can't say lunch all day. Yo, Boggs. Quaia.
Wait, wait, just lunch all day?
Boggs, you can't say that to me.
Don't even let them in the building.
Oh, another movie.
Wow.
Never ending story.
My favorite.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Lunch at Auditorium.
Lunch at Auditorium, right?
I can watch Ferris Bueller a million times.
Oh, dodgeball again?
Great, great.
That's fucked up, son.
It's all good.
Alright, where would you guys like to begin?
Y'all want wanna start with music?
Yeah.
Yeah, why not?
I went and saw Kenyon Dixon and Jack Freeman
perform last night.
Oh, nice.
I almost forgot about it.
It was incredible.
And let me tell y'all,
one of the nicer invites I've ever received.
Oh my God, okay.
So Jack Freeman is friend of the show,
friend to you, friend to you.
Parks, you knew about it.
I did, he texted me like a month ago though,
I forgot about it.
Thank you, so it was like totally an assumption
that he texts everybody.
So he just texted you, that's for.
Huh?
No, he texted you.
He didn't text me this week.
He told me a long time ago about this shit.
I'm not looking for a Jack Freeman text.
I'm looking for a Melissa Vortex.
Or that, or that.
All right, well my apologies because I assume
that he texts all of you to come to the event. That's all you gotta say, you could have ended it after that, or that. All right, well my apologies because I assume that he text all of you to come to the event.
There you go, that's all you gotta say is
you coulda ended it after that, my apologies.
Okay, all right.
Let's group chat for a reason.
Mm-hmm.
Pressure.
Okay, anyways, it was fantastic.
They're both incredible performers.
Nice.
And, you know, I mean, how many of us
have played Kenyon Dixon up here?
Where was it?
It was at, it's called Racket now,
but I think it used to be the Highline Ballroom.
Oh, okay.
They literally changed the name.
They changed the name.
They changed how long?
Yeah.
Yes.
Racket.
It's called Racket now.
Who the hell bought that?
Somebody running a racket.
Yeah.
I don't know.
But it was great.
It was great.
It was fantastic.
I would have loved to see both of them.
Shout out to those brothers.
Friends of the show.
All right.
Oh no, I wouldn't even send a job,
but that would have been nice.
Nah, some changes are necessary.
And I was man free last night.
And Imani dubbed me for SWV last night too.
Wow.
I heard that shit was fire.
I heard it too.
I heard that shit was fire.
Don't ruin the broadcast with the truth.
Dubbed you?
Huh?
Dubbed you?
Yeah, he dubbed me.
He dubbed me.
I hit him, yo, SWV tonight, Newark,
he hit me back and said, what time is it? I thought that meant, I read that as where is it?
So I just responded with Prudential Center and then he didn't hit me back.
You thought what time meant where?
That's how I read it at the time.
I had a lot on my plate.
It happens.
And then the guys that are.
You got it, bro.
I'm not trying to be funny, dog.
What's up?
And then the guys that were installing my closet
hit an electrical line when they put the stud finder up here
looking for a beam and all my electricity went out.
Oh, shit.
Was that ice? Not hell, no. That's why you're looking at ice? No, that's funny went out. Oh shit. Was that ice?
The hell no.
That's why you're looking at ice?
No, that's funny though.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I just didn't have no air at that point.
That happened before ice got there,
which was about 20 minutes later.
And then me and ice tried to install a 100 inch TV.
Yeah.
How'd that go?
We failed.
Didn't go.
So when it tripped the breaker, you tried to cut it back on?
Huh?
When it tripped the breaker, you tried to cut it back on?
The breaker? I am a damsel in distress when things go wrong. When they trip the breaker, you try to cut it back on? Huh? When they trip the breaker, you try to cut it back on? Ish.
I am a damsel in distress when things go wrong.
When things go wrong, I throw my hands up and say, ha!
Help.
Yes.
And then magically, someone all my life has helped.
Somebody comes.
Hey, you know what?
See the pattern?
You're a baddie.
Sorry.
Sorry, you guys.
So we up there yesterday.
My daughter's with me.
She got to use the bathroom.
Uh-oh.
Oh, shit.
That fancy-ass toilet with the birds chirping and shit?
Well, the birds don't chirp.
Ain't no power.
Toilet don't open.
Ain't no power.
Oh, nah. I outffantied myself. Holy shit, there's no analog mode?
Word.
Word.
You can't just lift the toilet seat up?
No, that was a mistake.
That was a mistake.
Because nothing hurt more than looking Ice Daughter in the eye and saying, piss on yourself.
Hit the bathtub, my boy.
Hey, these evil teachers, Rob.
You can't manually like lift the seat up? Bro.
Yo, that's great. Well, yeah, I lift the
seat up, but I mean, it ain't about to flush.
That's crazy. So if you're listening out there, keep one...
Dumb toilet....nigger toilet.
Keep a dumb toilet. Yeah, stupid toilet.
Dumb ass toilet. Iump toilet. Keep a dump toilet. The other ones can be smarter. Yeah, stupid toilet. Dump ass toilet.
I like them stupid toilets.
I don't know why I tried to do a lot of extra shit.
Stupid ass nigga.
Anyway, they pretty though.
They pretty though.
Where would you guys like to begin?
Music.
Anyway.
Oh, music.
All right.
What in music?
We have Ice Spice versus Name I Won't Say.
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
Eh.
Look what we've become.
Sucks.
Ice Spice dropped an album, Y2K.
Yeah, it's like an EP.
Mm.
It's like 20 minutes long.
The whole thing.
That's EP-ish.
Yeah.
Ice, did you hear it?
Did you hear Ice Spice's Y2K album?
No.
Oh, EP?
Wait, your name is Ice.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's your cousin.
How could you not listen to Ice?
Yeah, you had a little Spice in your response.
I thought you would support her.
Why?
Because you're Ice and she's Ice Spice.
Oh, no, man.
I'm cool.
I didn't hear that album.
Okay.
I won't hear that album.
Don't you about to say it.
Because you a bitch.
Oh, shit.
No, I'm not.
That's my man.
If you decide that, I'm like, oh, shit, we're going to live.
OK.
All right, but I like his ass eating game.
I like the question.
I like it.
All right, Alan, listen, we start white spice.
OK.
I did a quick breeze through to look for poop references,
and I caught a couple.
And that's the end of the line for me and I caught a couple and that's, that's hitting a line for me in Ice Spice Out.
A little farty.
Yeah.
There's more than the singles?
Yeah, there's a couple other sprinkled in there.
Oh my God.
Did you like it, Vox?
This is not for me.
Except for the humor I get in the poop references.
That's it.
Gotcha, gotcha, gotcha.
That's as far as I go with Ice Spice, respectfully.
Yeah, he stole my answer.
Not for me.
Is it the same type of beat, the same producer?
Is she keeping the same producer?
I mean, they mixed it up, but same bop.
Got it.
All the way through, yeah.
Okay.
So yes to your question.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, he said the same beat.
I'm just like, hey, that was a cute move, buddy.
We love, I mean.
They mixed it up, but yes, same bop.
Hey, you know what it is?
Cardi taught us.
Like, after she went crazy,
like niggas wanna be careful
with anything we say on women's album.
It's just not, shout out to Pops, it's not for you, yes?
It's not for me.
Ice said the same thing, and he's being kinda nice.
I thought Ice would've been a little.
I didn't hear it, so I can't even have a review.
Oh, you're gonna go home and listen to it?
No, I'm not.
Oh, that's, well, that's true.
I'm not an Ice Bryce fan.
Her music ain't really made for me. Shout out, okay. I'm not running to listen to it. I'ma go listen to it? No, I'm not. Oh, that's well, that's true. I'm not an Ice Vice fan. Her music ain't really made for me.
Okay, I'm not running to listen to it.
I'ma go listen to it when I come.
It's 20 minutes long,
and it's the same joint damn near for all 10 slaps.
So some slaps on there.
Oh yeah, I'm sure there's some slaps on there.
I probably will not revisit because, you know, man.
Dude. Yeah, 44.
Yeah, grown.
Yeah, adult.
I don't think I'm the demo,
but I wish her none of the best.
Wow.
Then I'm sure she'll do well.
Yo, damn, son.
They learned you.
No, I support all the New York girls for the most part.
That's a fact, shout it out.
She's from New York.
I ain't gonna shit on the young girl
from New York, well in the next topic I am.
In the next topic I am gonna shit on.
Not album wise.
I take it back, not album wise.
I want her and her album and her team,
the floor is there has to be a dream for a young girl
from the projects in the Bronx to get shit popping
in a matter of three years.
She just came out when the COVID happened.
That's a fact. So I mean, why shit on somebody so early?
That's a fact.
Now.
She got to get a couple more years older.
Now, I think that she need to leave Cardi alone.
I got that the same way I had Doja and,
I mean, not Doja, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Slow down.
Whoa, sorry about that. Whoa, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. Sorry about that
Whoa
Another high-mo races
Races
This guy got some fire little glitch in the matrix
No, I'm talking about
I got it the same as being card ice wise, especially after listening to this album, she should never, she shouldn't be thinking about,
she shouldn't say nothing to start with a C.
She shouldn't say Cardi, Barbie, Bardi.
That doesn't start with C.
Marley, she should say Cardi, Dottie.
Cardi.
She shouldn't say none of that shit.
Did she discard it?
Did she say something about it?
I don't know, I don't know.
That was the word out there.
That was word on the curb.
Ice, do you know? I don't know for sure was the word out there. That was word on the curb. Ice, do you know?
I don't know for sure.
It was very vague, but the internet gets to internet
and it says, oh, she's talking about Cardi.
Oh, subs and, okay.
The thing about a sub is,
even if it's not about you,
if you take it and respond to it,
you made it about you, made it about you.
So the subs happen and Cardi said something.
Already?
Yes.
So when that happens is even if it,
now it's about you regardless.
True.
The bars are pretty vague.
I don't remember exactly what they were,
but you fell off kind of shit.
Some are playing with your keys.
Really?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Where's the thing, I'm a jiggy.
I got it.
There we go.
Let's see. Let's the thing, I'm a jiggy. I got it. There we go. I think, let's see.
Let's see.
Right.
Think she pretty, but she's in her face.
Pulling behind like, bitch, pick up your pace.
It was funny, so I took a place.
Her man, Cullen, but I be like, who this?
I'm a squishy, bitch, I really do this.
Like skin, but I'm black, you can talk about my hair.
I got money.
And then shortly after after Cardi tweets.
I might throw a couple dollars at that, I ain't gonna lie.
Good, throw it my way after the party.
I know.
After that Cardi tweets,
these bitches have absolutely lost their mind.
I'm getting all my lickbacks on my album though,
on each one of you bitches
and then she said these bitches can't see me in numbers or status y'all had way
too much time to catch up can't see me and money can't see me in real estate
fashion and can't see me in person either I'm not in a rat race with none of you bitches and I'm a show y'all.
See I agree with that. Me too. That's why I don't get why she gotta keep saying it to the newer crop
of chicks and I guess that was part of her problem with me is bunching her with the new crop of
chicks because this is sick. Like you to pick your bags a little better than this
Yeah, that that shot wasn't direct enough to be jumping out the window for to me
But maybe I guess I ain't even gonna stand on that ice spice was talking to her
But you know a lot a lot of people been on Cardi's case
So maybe she's just on edge that sometimes that happens a lot of people been on case requesting the album
Talking about this comparing her to different women in the rap game. So maybe it's just her just like, I'm gonna respond to everything.
So you niggas know that I'm watching and I didn't miss a step.
I think Cardi clearly likes firing other people too. Not for nothing.
True, true. I stand with her.
And isn't she pregnant? Oh, I don't know.
No, has not been confirmed.
We can't put that on there.
Oh, then I take it back. I take it back.
If I was pregnant, I would fire on people.
I would be...
It's easier to make somebody, make a pregnant woman fire on you.
Hormones.
Yes.
But if I'm her, I'll...
Has anybody noticed Ice Spice's lost weight before we get out of here?
Yeah.
A lot of the girlies have lost weight. Yep. Sure have. But do you notice Ice Spice's loss of weight before we get out of here? Yeah. A lot of the girlies have lost weight.
Yep.
A lot.
Sure have.
So did...
But do you notice Ice Spice's loss of weight?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yep.
It's not bad to notice that, right?
I don't think so.
No.
No.
It's the opposite that's bad.
Yeah.
Okay.
Playing in a different field.
Go ahead and call up Jersey Mike's.
Get you a sandwich.
She eatin' that Jersey Mike's? Get you a sandwich. She eatin' that Jersey Mike's?
Get you a sandwich.
She eatin' that Subway's?
Get you some beef patties.
Bacchelli some motherfuckin' weird, some real money.
Shout out to Worm.
Worm said Jersey Mike owes Blimpy some money.
Why?
For what?
Why?
Because they bit Blimpy.
They got no cheese.
Wait.
What?
You can't bite a Sub.
Well, this is a pun. The marketing. This is a pun, Dennis. America, nigga. Oh, so you can't bite a sub. The marketing.
Pun intended.
America, nigga.
Oh, so you can bite.
A sandwich is a sandwich.
Well, yeah.
Unless it's made with-
You could bite a sandwich.
A pause.
Miracle whip.
Not pause.
Well, not pause.
Pun intended.
Pun intended.
A sandwich is a sandwich.
How did Jersey Mike's bite Blimpie, specifically?
It's similar.
Jersey Mike's sandwich making style is similar to Blimpie.
It is.
Bread.
With meat.
Yeah.
What is the topic?
Subway's the same style.
Subway's different from us.
Subway's is not even remotely close to Blimpie's neither.
Wait, who says Subway?
Well, I'm just like, it's like.
Hey, Flip.
Don't play with me.
Wait, wait, wait.
Don't even mention them in the conversation.
Subway's is broke?
Niggas shit? That shit is yoga mats. I don't know what the fuck Subway is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Don't play with me today. Don't even mention them in the conversation. Wait, Subway's is broke? Nigga shit?
That shit is yoga bats.
I don't know what the fuck Subway is.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, stop.
They don't belong in the same room.
Hold on, stop.
We don't have time to explain to you
why Subway is yes.
They don't even belong in the conversation, bro.
Okay. Trust us, trust us.
All right, so blimpies.
And stop eating that.
I haven't ate Subway's in years.
I don't eat the cookies from there.
So, so.
Oh, that shit's okay, now.
Macadamia joint?
Hey! Hey! Yeah. You know Who? So, so, let's try to take that. Macadamia joint? Hey!
Hey!
Yeah.
Just look.
You know how to do it.
You know how to do it, Ali.
I'm off on a tangent, but I just wanted
to let y'all know that I, Mike, I can see people
are getting tiny.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
I don't know why so many people seem
to be getting tiny at the same time.
Because that's the new trend.
I know, and so many people are having so much success
at hitting their desired weight,
all at the same time.
Wow.
They had a vision board party.
Wow.
Yeah, well, they all manifested it together.
They had an Ozephic party. So nobody fell out. Hey, hey, hey, you can't say that. They had an ozephic party. Hey, wait a second. Wait, you can't just assume. Let me put the needle here. Let me put the needle in my stomach. Oh wait, no, no, you sent her to jail. No way you can say that about people that have lost so much weight and so fast. In six days. Yeah, fuck outta here.
All right.
30 pounds in fucking two weeks.
I don't know what Ozempic is.
I hate this season of the internet.
I don't know what Ozempic does,
but that shit is doing something.
And it has to have some sort of consequences
the way niggas is dropping weight.
It can't be good for you.
Nigga, I saw my cousin was like this.
Now she like this. Now she's like this.
You use Ozempic?
Yeah, nigga.
Hold your hand high.
You ain't work out?
You were just fucking eating burgers last week.
You ain't work out?
I told her that, nigga.
And I'm in her car looking for the shit.
It's a pen.
Wait, wait.
So on Ozempic, she's eating burgers?
No, she ate burgers.
Last week was a stretch.
It was about a month ago.
Okay.
But she lost mad weight.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
How did you lose so much weight?
I'm like, I'm a man.
I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man last week as a stretch. It was about a month ago. Okay, but she lost mad weight and I'm like
What the fuck? How did you lose so much weight? I?
You know, I thought you want crack
Crack, but then I looked at her fingers and now she didn't have the burger
Listen referred referred to your primary physician.
Let me start with that.
Say it again.
Refer to your primary physician.
But now when we put that to the side,
Ozempic, much like the fucking surgeries and the lipos,
does require some upkeep.
And if you fail to do that and I see you and your ass is hanging lower than where it's supposed to be,
bitch, I know what you did last summer.
Now to get that neck thing.
It's a few things that they get.
So y'all better OzempIC right, cause I'm looking.
OZMPIC make their head bigger than their body.
Yeah, they get that retro macho man Randy Savage.
That's it.
That's the end of my announcement.
And they try to get you on OZMPIC and shout out to you for being strong cause I thought,
I ain't gonna lie.
We tried to get him on OZMPIC.
The doctor. Yeah, you came in thought, I ain't gonna lie. You came- We tried to get him on Ozempia. The doctor.
Yeah, you came in here, I ain't gonna lie.
I thought you took it twice,
because you came in here looking slim one day.
I said, oh shit.
But, you back again, regular size?
Yo, Ozempia goes against everything my family stands for.
My dad got paranoid when I had all the hookahs in the house.
He said, oh man, I'm just taking me back to the 70s.
Uh-uh.
He said, oh, this shit don't look like what's in there.
What y'all smoking?
I can't, I can't tie, you think I could tie something up,
find the vein, and you think I can do that
in front of my family?
But you wasn't, we was talking about this last time,
as far as the respect that you have for your family.
Yo, how do they do it?
What?
You take a shot.
It's the needles.
Yeah, you poke it.
Some people put it here.
In your ass or something?
No, your stomach.
Look at your freaky ass niggas.
Freaky ass boy.
Somebody shoot a needle in their stomach?
Yes.
Well, I mean like diabetics do that.
No, no, no, no, stop.
Stop it.
Well, it's the same.
Well, Ozzybck is diabetic medication.
Yeah.
It is.
He's right.
And Cork is bathtub shit.
Don't try to move the goalposts in what we talking about.
Yes, diabetic medicine.
So if you need it, please be with us.
That ain't what we talking about.
Oh, no, no.
She was just saying, you need to explain to them how people can use it.
And I ain't got no diabetes.
That nigga was pitching that shit to me.
That's interesting that he would be because you are like, shit. No, no, no, she was just saying, he was explaining how people can get so- And I ain't got no diabetes, that nigga was pitching that shit to me.
That's interesting that he would be,
because you are like-
What is it, that's such a job.
No, because when- You watch Dope Sick?
No, I mean, you don't know what we can do, Jim.
No, I was gonna say, remember when the dude came in
with the scale and did our body scans-
He loved my body.
I know, you're fairly dense.
Stunning.
Well, muscles wise, that's what I meant.
Why you said dense?
I said stunning.
Why you touching me while I'm talking?
You're stunning too, yes, okay, fine.
But you're fairly dense, like musculature wise.
So you don't really have like a high BMI.
That's why he be winning some of the fights.
That niggas doubt him.
I think my eye not get checks from BMI.
Right, exactly.
So yeah, there's that.
Me too.
Yeah, so I thought that would be weird that a doctor
would try and put you on that shit.
I agree.
If you pay to push it, it ain't weird.
They're drug dealers, yo.
No, but there's so many people
that you can fucking give that shit to.
I'm gonna push it on everybody that come in the office.
It's enough niggas buy crack,
you don't say, nah, dog, I ain't gonna give you no crack.
Nah, you don't need it.
But usually that's the reason why,
if a doctor's pushing it on you
and it's covered by insurance, then it's because your BMI is extremely high. So that's why
They be in my day bills they mortgage
Fuck who they um, give me that shit too. It ain't about if you need it
No, they selling that shit on the street now.
Somebody hit me in the DMs and I got it
for 500 bodegas and shit.
They selling that shit in the street.
I swear.
The bodegas, that's crazy.
They're not selling it in the bodegas.
They are selling it outside.
Okay, it's outside.
I'd be careful about that shit.
Good luck to Ice Spice.
Started doing pushups the other day,
so maybe it's on the show.
Yeah, she was on pushups. Who, Ice Spice?
I saw that, yeah, on that private plane.
So she working out, you know?
She's on a private plane.
And it's working.
Yeah.
Doing enough push-ups.
That's right.
You're right.
Eating healthy.
Just add some squats in there.
Health is wealth.
Health is wealth, yeah.
She about to drift away.
She's slowly drifting.
Yeah, that's good. Give me the beat, boy. Anyway. Free my soul. away anyway mustard album drop and it's fire to me I don't know if anybody else
listen to it my data's fire it's fire there's some heat on there at Charlie
Wilson and Tasha oh my quavo record every time I came on Jesus yeah tie
mustard don't really miss do it no? No. No. And that production.
Yeah.
I really like producers keeping their most outstanding work for themselves.
I was going to ask you, is it lyrically fire or is it just...
Um, I mean there's good lyrics out there, but it just...
Production wise?
It feels good, it sounds good. It's not like some rapping, rapping type shit, but it sounds good, it feels good.
But it's Roddy Ricch, there's a Thug record, there's a Quavo record, there's a Vince record.
I was searching for the hidden Kendrick track.
Didn't come.
No.
Didn't come.
Didn't see it.
Yeah.
Dammit.
Mustard makes good albums though.
His last solo album was Fire when he solo produced like YG's album fire who you think it makes better albums between mustard and
Metro
That's a good one. Yeah, it's tough. That's a good one. Yeah, Dan's one metro
This year metro. I can answer I'm going metro. I'm thinking about the album. We did with 21
Yeah, future. No, no, I mean metros albums
His his I mean, it's like a compilation. No, no, I mean Metro's albums. His compilations are tough too.
Then I'm going Mustard.
No, Metro's last album was incredible.
That 10 Summers one.
That 10 Summers one.
When he had the weekend remake, the Mario one and shit.
That whole album.
And the Quavo joint he had.
I got to give it to Metro.
I got to go to Metro.
So it's a both.
Yeah, both.
Shout to Mustard, man.
Mustard, you are listen producers are killing.
Yeah, producers are killing.
Mustard album is great.
Did anybody hear House Drake?
No, the little Yachty snippet thing that came out.
Oh, yeah. Then there's that I forgot about that
I forgot about the yacht. I didn't hear the house thing. What's that? I had a Gordo. Oh
I hear this now. I am a fan of
House Drake and apparently Gordo is
Well, this is his new name his old name. I'm a fan of that
What no no, he's right. Go ahead. I'll get it. What is it? Carnage? Gordo is somebody else that's fire.
Oh, okay. He did a lot of the I said nevermind shit, right?
See, look. Come on, man. It's gonna be out there.
Come on, man. It's gonna be out there. I'm here for you.
Yeah, Carnage is crazy, so Gordo is crazy.
Where you going? Mm-hmm.
This is Sideways, Gordo is crazy. This is Sideways Gordo and Drake.
I love both of the songs. I ain't gonna lie. You get the point.
It continues.
There's no rapping.
It's House Drake.
I'm a fan of House Drake.
Sounds good. There's no rapping. It's house Drake. I'm a fan of house Drake. That sounds good
and
He did this song is called healing. Say well Gordo and Drake. Yes
Nobody tells me that I'm her yeah, Kanye and Mike Dean would have a blast with this
Ain't no love
Ooh
Always try to turn it back
This shit hard though
But it's a new day
Da da da da da da
Don't wanna hurt myself no more
Don't hurt yourself
Yeah, why I thought that was you?
Wait a minute, ayy Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yye. Hey, little build up, let's go!
Hey! Yeah
You get the point again not too much different this sounds good. I like I like great trying to let them go to a drum come
But I love a build-, I do. Let's not say there's music, you need that.
Yeah.
Yeah, let the piano get his shit off.
Shout out to Billy Joel, last show in the garden, last show in the garden, we love you,
Billy Joel.
That man, the piano man himself.
Ecstasy just making its way through they system.
There you go, they start jumping to ecstasy, start coming out.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa. They start jumping the X and they start coming out
Woah
Woah
Oh you in the car right now, you in the car right now
This is a lot of flow
You at a beach right now, you on vacation right now
Woah
Woah
I said some things I shoulda said more
Oh my god
Drake shoulda kept that.
God damn.
Drake should have kept that one for himself.
He slapped that nigga into another genre.
That nigga Kendrick, fuck it.
God, hey I'm happy about it.
I like, I like House Drake.
Hey I like Drake.
Don't you try to rap, don't you rap.
Hey I like Drake with the melodies.
Don't you do no rapping now for the summer now.
That's a backhand.
Don't you do no rapping now.
Backhand and compliment.
You send them raps to Kai and let him preview it. What he told him? I like Drake with the melodies. Don't you do no rapping now for the summer now. That's a backhand. Don't you do no rapping now. Backhand and compliment. You send them raps to Kai and let him preview it.
What he told him?
I like Drake with the melodies.
Yeah, I don't like Drake when he act tough.
So I like Drake with the melodies too.
I do too.
I do.
Everything is with an insult with y'all niggas.
This is nice.
Just like the record.
It was hot.
I love this music.
This shit is hard.
You said the nigga knocked him into a whole different genre.
He did.
I ain't heard this since Honestly Nevermind.
All right, double entendre now.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Oh shit.
Double entendre now.
Double entendre now.
Slaps knee.
Slaps knee.
Yeah, I like House Drake.
Shout out to Gordo, Carnage, whatever your name is now.
Like him too, shout out to Drake.
Yeah.
That was great. That was great. That was great. Drake. Yeah? That was great. That was great.
That was great.
Honestly, nevermind stuff too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know how I felt about that one.
This is much better produced.
Yeah, well, because it's letting the beat do what it's supposed to do.
Now, everybody out there, say it with me.
His name is Tory Lanez. Come on. It's all right. It's all right. It's all right.
I can't say my next line because you know, Lanez. It's all right. You seen Fight Club?
It's all right. Say his name. His name is Tory Lanez from a jail cell. Robert Olson.
I mean, what was his name?
Poulsen, Poulsen Fight Club.
Fight Club don't get enough credit for Where It Should Be.
But, um, Torrey Lanes from a jail cell
made a statement like Wednesday or a couple days ago.
He was like, yo, I figured it out.
I got the technology now.
So my, I know how to record from jail.
It's going to sound, the quality is going to be A1.
You're going to absolutely love it. And I was like, man like man fuck out here. I believed it. I don't believe you
I believe it because max B was doing it. See I haven't heard I haven't heard max B quality
I have and said oh this sounds like he's outside
his last
Project sounded like I thought it was just old records or something. I have heard some people come from I can't remember who off the top of my head now
I've heard some raps from jail it sounded like how the fuck yeah I was
like I thought they had a studio so I'm like if you got that then yeah. With all
due respect I wouldn't put Max B on that list but maybe I did hear some.
Something I missed from Max B. He was over the phone. And then they got something and worked it out.
Gotcha.
But anyway, back to Tory.
And then fuckin' up, well, Shynes album was dope from jail.
But that sounded like it was from jail too.
Yeah, but that was over the phone, you could hear it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Tory shit, let me just play a little bit. I'm still in love bro but not no more You took time to grow Stop blowing up my phone and now I'm low
Low, loaded with emotions
Trying to find a heart to cope
It can't be real
I've been smoking up too high
Just to hold on to you
Can't I allow them to go
Think I'm just a fool I can't lie
Love you have for me no more
I don't know if I'm still having fun
I can't lie I just wish I had met you in the first place He told me the Umbrella Project was from jail, I'm taking his word.
And this don't sound like normal Tory vocals.
Ayy.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, ayy
Now this is fire I can't make this cause I never been there.
Mel trying her best not to head nod cause he did what he did.
It's a bop nigga.
It's a bop. You. It's a bop.
You listen to words from worse.
Come on, you can do it.
And you was in all of the worst of the worstest videos.
Oh, man.
Like, your whole lineup is canceled.
So you might go by cancel.
It's really not.
It's really not.
Y'all just said Kevin Spacey's still a great white.
And y'all would fuck with him.
Oh, they was on male ads for saying she would
work with Kevin Spacey.
Oh. Who? Them Spacey. Oh.
Who?
Them.
They.
They.
Y'all all shocked me.
I was like, huh?
He's a great actor.
He is a great actor.
What'd he do?
He tried to date rape some niggas, right?
He was fucking with the kids.
Mel, you can't be in a Kevin Spacey movie.
You can't, Mel, you can't be in a Kevin Spacey movie. You can't, Mel, you can't be in a Kevin Spacey movie.
Okay, I won't be.
Oh, toward the end of that.
Oh, I ain't even get to what he did at the end.
Hold up, I'm sorry, y'all, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, y'all.
Give him a little bit.
I'm sorry, y'all, pause.
Hold up, switch it up on him.
Mel, it's all right, you can move your shoulders. He's in jail already.
Mel, he already in jail, yo.
He gone, they got him.
Justice was served, Mel.
You can move.
Ayy.
Come on, man.
Come on, man, slow it down on him for when I hit my slow stroke.
Come on now. Ayy down on him for when I hit my slow stroke.
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Sam you could pre come without even anyway yo, it's toy Lanes project man man
I don't know what your singles not really a project right I have no idea cuz I can't find it
Oh, it's on it. It's on that is it. It's like eight singles
Different years well, he's been dropping them over
Last couple weeks has been like like a lost tape type of situation
And it's been one project from 2015 and got it. Okay, and they sound good
And in the promo vid tori said
Be home soon, which made me wanna tell the jail niggas how,
about the story of the boy crying wolf.
Jail niggas.
They all, all of them.
Every single one of y'all say I'll be home soon.
Yo, six months I'm near.
And I get my hopes up.
They all say. Some of y'all won't be home soon. Yo, six months I'm near. And I get my hopes up. Some of y'all won't be home soon.
No time soon.
No time.
Some of y'all ain't coming home.
Ever.
Some of y'all, you're home.
You're home now.
I don't wanna laugh, but that's what's true.
But they keep saying it,
so then I go get a t-shirt made and go to the club.
Free you?
Yeah, free that nigga.
Free that nigga.
He wild out that night.
Free him.
And then they be in there for the next 40.
Don't waste my fucking t-shirt pressing abilities.
So I hope that Tory Lanez comes home soon,
because I want to hear the next Playboy project.
I want to hear the next Chicks Tape project. I want to hear the next Playboy project. I want to hear the next Chicks Tape project.
I want to hear the next Alone at Prom project.
Him doing this reminded me that when he went away,
he was one of my favorite makers of music when he left.
Like you might've forgot about it
because out of sight, out of mind, but he's still him.
He's in jail, man.
You can smile, you can talk about it, yo.
He's gone.
I'm listening to you.
He's already gone. Justice was served. Okay. He did it. Hey, he you can smile, you can talk about it, yo, he's gone. I'm listening to you. He's already gone, justice was served.
Okay.
He did it, hey, he did the crime, do the time,
he's gone, yo, catch a vibe.
Vibe out. In the first place.
You don't have to stand for women right now.
I am.
Like you trying to mute up like Ish for Kendrick.
That nigga Ish was quiet for a month straight
when that Kendrick shit was,
that Kendrick heat was out, that nigga Ish was just, look, dead in the camera.
Yeah, boy, cute face.
Stone face.
Man, let's all right, man, Tory, drop a heat.
Tory, drop a heat.
And you're not even listening to the mad shit.
Oh my God.
And you're not listening to the mad.
Literally, what does that have to do with the Braves and the Braces?
Because how you stand for women?
Does that mean I have to support every single thing that they do?
Yes. No, no, no. support every single thing that they do? Yes.
No, no, no.
So you're not a girls girl?
Stop doing the false equivalent shit, no.
Wait, that's the exact definition of girls girl.
I am walking away.
I am walking away.
But that is the definition of girls girl, right?
Is Mel a girls girl?
And then we can move on.
He stopped the bus.
And then we can move on.
If she says he is, yes.
I am a girls girl.
Yup, I agree. Just call the Uber, yes. I am a girls girl. Yup, I agree.
Just call the Uber, man.
Just call the whole way.
I know, I know.
Well, Joe stops bus, Uber, and trucks.
She's not getting away.
Check stop.
Check stop.
Pull over, please.
Let me talk to you real quick.
That nigga thought he was jogging in a truck.
That's my man, son.
He got a lot of balls, boys.
That nigga had a lot of, that nigga.
I'm laughing, I don't know what you talking about, bro.
I'm still laughing.
You know what I'm talking about, Joe?
I do.
When I caught you there, I still stopped in the truck
for a little bit.
All right.
I love that shit.
I love that shit, I watched you.
You thought you had real strength.
You thought you could stop.
You tried to open the door, you thought you stopped on it.
I had a little co-parenting drama over the weekend, but I don't. No, but that'd be the fun part stuff co-parenting drama. I
Know
Know you guys you guys your definitions of fun is different
Definition of fun is way different. What makes it? He's you saying it's fun. like it's fun to talk about it. It's fun a little bit.
It's fun a little bit,
because we be so good,
I don't really go through this,
I ain't really went through it since whatever,
because life is good.
But sometimes I go over my little cash app limit.
So that mean I can't cash out.
That means sometimes I done sent the bartender six grand,
I done sent this nigga three grand, I done sent,
and now you over the limit, so you're done,
but that's when your child need you, but hey, survive.
Why the fuck these kids won't learn, Jill,
you gotta survive like we did.
Ooh, no swimming classes for a week.
Who gives a fuck? I still can't swim. I still can't swim. You gotta know who you talking to.
And I turned out fine. Yeah, look at me. Look at me. You gotta know who you bringing these co-parent drama to. So anyway, so she for a few days, yo, swimming classes and karate classes. So now I gotta punch my kid in the face.
See what he learned.
I gotta see if he knows karate.
Block that, why you ain't block that?
Because I ain't asking to see receipts.
I'm just taking your word and sending that fatty,
that fatty wife.
So now you gotta kick your little.
See if the Daniels sign kick it.
But anyway, so I'm over my cash app limit.
So I was unable to send for a few days.
I know you're bullshitting.
Wait, what?
You on her side already?
Yeah, yes.
You fucking, cash app only restricts you for a day.
That is not true.
That is not true at all.
Oh, you got a different plan.
Well, I'm verified on cash app.
I know.
They restrict you for the week
if you're over your weekly limit.
Wow.
Wow.
What about Zell?
And there is a weekly limit.
I don't Zell.
Niggas, you better Venmo, Apple Pay,
so many other options.
There's so many other options.
They keep the peace, you better Zeus,
Zell, Zebra, it's the most shit.
Wire, Western, Uber.
That's what he needs to say though, Corey. Well no, because you didn't think about keeping the peace.
You didn't think about keeping the peace.
I would think about keeping the peace if you thought about keeping the peace, but it been
a few days and you didn't get the fucking karate money.
Like it's Bruce Lee coming.
No, stop, stop.
What?
No.
No, you did ask.
He going to go fuck you? No, stop. Mike, put you on white console. Wait, what is, what is that? Yo, you did that. I was about to get, yo, a Michael Child white costume.
Wait, niggas in first grade is black belt, like, what's happening?
Yes.
Ooh.
Oh, wait.
So anyway, so we talking about some shit that's going good, and she like, yo, and that money.
I wish I could join in yo. And I was like, oh shit, nah, I'm over my limit.
So I'll try it again a little later today.
I thought that was a perfect response.
It wasn't.
Not shocker.
Really?
I was shocked.
I was shocked.
I don't know why you were shocked.
I'm shocked.
I'm shocked because they relationship ain't
that I know of. Don't delve into it. Let me just get the punch lines and shocked. I'm shocked. I'm shocked because they relationship ain't that I know of.
Don't delve into it.
Let me just get the punch lines and go.
I'm still pussy.
I'm still too pussy to talk about this publicly,
but let me just hit the punch line and we'll move right on.
We ain't got a deep dive into it.
Okay, I got it, got it.
So, y'all I'm having some problems,
so give me a little later, I'll get to it.
She said, all right, so what's the next step?
All right, cash, I broke, now what are we gonna do?
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.
And I said, cover it.
The fuck is she talking about?
Cover it.
Why you beating me?
Can you cover it?
Man, she said some shit like,
well, I covered my portion.
Well, I covered my portion. Wait, I don't even know what my portion mean no more.
I don't know what my portion mean.
What do they even mean?
So I said, all right, tell me you could, but you won't.
And then she said, oh, this is ridiculous.
Never mind. And then I didn't say that this is ridiculous. Nevermind.
And then I didn't say no, I let it be.
But I went to bed.
I went to bed like this.
I went to bed.
And that shit didn't.
Yo, that's the, yo.
And another thing.
Yo, that's the worst, that's my worst fear
that they go in the bed and something
just not sitting right in your soul.
I know it's cliche to say long as you can go to bed at night,
but sometimes you can't go to bed at night.
So I'm trying to go to bed
and that shit was sitting on my spirit.
I woke up at 443 AM.
And I sit 443 bars.
Well, no, I sit there money first.
Cause as a dad co-parenting,
you don't have a leg to stand on until you send the money.
True. If you don't have a leg to stand on until you send the money. True.
If you don't send the money they start single mothering you to death.
So you gotta show that you got a dick here.
And another thing.
And, and, and.
You know I thought about what you said last night while I was at work.
I ain't really ever.
But crazy at 4 45.
I wanted to.
I did.
I did.
But we got it together.
Shout out to her.
Shout out to her.
We got it together.
We pieced it up.
Good.
We pieced it up.
That's what's up.
Healthy co-parenting.
You got to be able to fight.
Find the person that you fight well with.
Yeah.
Not the person that you don't fight with at all.
That's a good one.
TikTok.
Anything I say fly today is from TikTok, buddy.
Okay.
Alright, Wulff, we got A in music. Can we...
You wanted to hear some mustard?
I did want to hear some of the mustard.
I mean, we talked about Ice Vice for bad long and then we played house music
I want to hear some of the rap shit. Yeah, this ain't rap. This is Future, Ty, and Uncle Charlie. Rap enough. Yeah
Mustard. This is tough. 20 Summers nigga. This can't go wrong with these people. Yeah
We got permission. Yeah It should sound expensive already.
Don't think we not bad. We just...
We don't feel like being in the picture.
Yeah, let's keep it up. Know what everybody say, know what everybody say like Simon All the malls and credit cards within this perfect time
Now that nigga get his wine off, she know I'm grinding
Now I buy my picture for a car, new Ferrari
Bitch, I'm a softie friend, said she the flyest
But she got purple leather, put on game, she the one
You know when you know, you know you gotta be ready
Change the forecast, I just made it rain buggies
Dogs in the ceiling, transporting you to the jitty
I ain't tryna show you we're nobody, we're nobody
That's mine Oh, oh, that's done us all the world
That's mine
All mine
All mine
Oh, all mine
I wanna show you out to the world, baby
We on vacation on the yacht, I'll set you free
Alright, alright That album was tough Damn That album was tough That was hot We on vacation on the yacht I set you free Here and now I want to get Todd Dolla Sign to do an EP of just remaking all Guy Records.
He would smoke that.
Yeah. He would.
Like that's a bop. Shout out to Todd Dolla Sign and Mustard.
And Mustard, yeah.
Yeah, that was great. More music, more music, more music. What else?
Cordae.
What else? Okay.
Cordae away.
I have yet to hear this. I'm hearing this for the first time on air.
Yeah, ayy.
Okay.
Oh.
Oh, Wang. Oh, crazy. Oh.
Shout out to Cordae, friend of the show, friend of the show.
Lord.
Oh, I love when the'all can relate Feeling like Rhyme wave, I got a lot on my plate And I can really use the stress reliever
Cause why I'm from they catching bullets like the best receivers the chopper singer like Justin Bieber
The most effective leaders have closed mouths and open ears like the now like the flow for years
I really got my own sneaker used to shop at Sears rap niggas line through they teeth though. These are not veneers
Fears running up the ends and draw my mama tears. I love Jim Perry, but don't fuck with yes, man I'm a little bit of a hubbub wondering if
wane who's featured on this record was this and the boy i don't know if he was but we can give
it some analyst ears let it breathe
just let it breathe here we go
Put your hands in the sky and feel the vibe Just let it breathe
Here we go
I need more real love and less fake laughs
The way this mean mug like a face mask
She give me real love with that fake ass
It fit me like a glove, oh J-Hands
I'ma need a little love from your hatin' ass
Real love, real love, Mary J-Plan
Need less yes- men and more amens
I'ma need more real friends and less praying hands
I'm smoking straight gas, no break pants You smoking Bubba Dubb, n***a, straight trash
I get more camo-toed than them A-Raps She deep-throat the whole dick but couldn't take half
I take a n***a life before he take the stand Take some drugs and take off, take some when I land
You standing on business, I'm a businessman
I'm a gold nigga, you a sacrificial lamb
You a teddy bear, nigga, the internet is internet. They looking for everything.
He's not dissing Drake.
He's not.
At all.
Nothing about that sounds like a Drake diss to me.
Nothing.
And it's fire.
He was floating.
It was fire.
He was floating.
I know Cordae got some heat because at least,
I bumped into him outside at least four times
and every time he says,
come to the studio I
have heat. It's a strong indicator. Yeah so he probably has heat.
Because everybody says that but when you're persistent in it it means oh all
right he might really have heat over there that he want people to hear.
Shout out to Cordae. Shout out to Cordae. I can't wait to it. Yo, you know what was on my mind when talking about Wayne?
You asked us something on the part a while ago
when you were saying, I know how Wayne feel about Jay-Z.
And for a while I've been thinking,
cause I meant to call you and say,
how does he feel about Jay?
Because we were talking about who's the greatest
or if Wayne's the greatest.
I forgot what it was, but that stuck out of my head
when you was like, I can't comment on Wayne if who's the greatest or if Wayne's the greatest. I forgot what it was, but that stuck out of my hand
when you was like, I can't comment on Wayne
or compare them because I know how Wayne feel about Jay.
And I wanted to ask you,
did he feel that he was better than him
or he respect Jay as,
like I didn't understand that when you said that.
Like I know how Wayne feel about Jay,
I didn't understand what you meant by that.
Everybody feel like they're better than Jay
until Jay walk in.
Yeah.
So he feel like, okay, so okay.
But even if you do, you still show.
Wayne knows who Jay-Z is.
Do you think, or you feel,
Wayne feel like he's better than Jay-Z?
Or he respects Jay-Z?
I think every rapper feels like
they're better than everybody.
Come on.
That level, especially.
I answered it.
If Jay-Z's not around, Wayne is thinking I'll kill him.
Really?
If Jay-Z is there, the proper hierarchy is in place.
It's like LeBron on the Olympic team right now.
Everybody on the Olympic team, on the ESPN,
100 player top player ranking,
is better than LeBron James, everybody there,
until it's two minutes left in the game,
and we all on the court.
Like, looking at these games, you can see that LeBron is better than some of these people.
If you have eyes, you can see it.
There was a span though where Wayne, even if I respect you as who you are,
Wayne thought he was better than Hov.
Really?
Yeah, of course he did.
Wayne fired at him.
I don't believe that.
Wayne fired at him, he still could stake his claim.
He was like, yo, I don't give a fuck about none of that.
I still don't believe it.
It was a rapper's job to have false bravado
and say all of that slick shit on record.
What you believe will show over the course
of your entire career, and there's never been a phase
in Wayne's career where he has not publicly sang
Jay-Z is the best rapper in the world.
And I model some of my skill after him.
Now Jay gave Wayne the same phrase when he was on that run.
After Amelie came up.
When he was on his mixtape run.
When Wayne was on his run.
He gave it to me.
He said, yo Wayne is from a different planet right now.
When Wayne was on his I'm the greatest rapper alive run,
and he treated it and he really believed that,
he at that point I don't think he thought
Jay-Z was better than him.
I think he has such a respect for Hov,
especially when it came to what Hov did
to get his business right for him,
because Wayne was fucked up, and Hov got him right.
So now, when a person do you like that,
it's like I could never even.
Publicly, even if I feel that way.
I'm never gonna go against him in any way now.
I believe that.
I don't care about what these niggas do publicly. When now, I believe that. But I do think there was a-
I don't care about what these niggas do publicly.
When they go to bed at night, they know what the list is.
I believe that.
There was a point when Wayne thought,
okay, none of y'all fuck with me.
I am the greatest, even with him.
I must be LeBron James if he's Jordan.
That's what Wayne said himself.
And if y'all wanna call him that,
then I'm the newer version of that,
and I'm better than that.
All right, so imagine, would Jay still be considered a top rapper,
or is it like a legacy act, he's just a top legend?
He's always going to be a top rapper.
Compared to everyone else right now?
Anybody, anybody, anybody everywhere.
So nobody was able to knock him off of that?
I mean, it's, I mean Drake came the closest.
Okay.
Drake came the closest, I think.
To knock a whole wolf off the top rapper? I disagree with that, but I passed my Drake quota for the closest. Okay. Drake came the closest, I think. To not get hold of the top rapper.
I disagree with that, but I passed my Drake quota
for the year.
You know what I'm saying?
I said he came the closest.
So how can you still be a great rapper
with so many new rappers?
If you're on a metric level, then yeah.
What was I just talking about?
I was just talking to somebody about this.
The problem is most of them metric people lack the respect
And most of the respect people lack the metrics. So yeah, Drake comes close as if we keep in a metric. Yeah
But but the respect drop a little bit for Drake because again
Right. Yeah, so guys who really do it. Yes the writing stuff is great walking in
Not you down like your peers can see your holes
When Drake walk in the room his peers are not looking at him the way that they will look at Jay-Z when he walks in the room
That's that's what I'm saying. That's not a knock
In closing the reason why I said that Joe is because I remember when Biggie was, you
know, when people came from the Biggie era, they considered him the greatest, right?
And then Jay-Z came along and then now he replaces that.
But we're saying that Jay-Z been around for a long time and nobody has gotten to that
position is kind of crazy to me.
I got to listen to more music.
Well, that's to us because we was right there in that whole error
So those who came after us they don't hold hope they don't hold hold that okay. Okay, so it's all generational
It's all you know, there's people that think you are
Fight you over that shit like but when you say Jay-z they laughing like but I look at you guys as music buffs
So I would think that you guys will even even if, you know, put the bias aside and say,
well, I can see how somebody would say
Wayne is the best, so I guess this generation.
I say it all the time.
I completely understand when they say Wayne.
I'm never mad at them for saying Wayne.
He has a lot of stats and accolades and proof
to back up him being on somebody's
or as someone's greatest rapper of all time list,
if at number one,
it makes a lot of sense to me, it's just not on mine.
I still got a hold of it.
Got it.
Yeah, end it like that.
Mm-hmm.
Listen, end it like that.
I was on your ass.
You weren't.
Nah, that was perfect.
I was coming right for him.
No, no, no, no, no.
I wasn't gonna get him.
I was, I was.
I was gonna get him.
No, sir.
Ain't nothing to get him.
More music, more music. What else what else happened in music?
Oh, we didn't drop than I haven't heard of you did you drop the I think it's like seven songs
I have to hear but I hear is not me. I played the best killer record on the pod
That was fire. It's all it's all like posse cuts. Oh great
I haven't listened to the whole thing all the way through but what I've heard is dope still got to be awake when rock
Him walk through the studio door. That's true
Fuck how old you think he is.
Keep going there.
Let the old nigga at the park start giving you buckets.
Start cleaning you up.
Shoot that overhead jump shot.
You better be careful.
Shit don't miss.
Money.
The shit coming from back here.
That shit be water.
But he don't rap old though.
No he don't.
I mean he rap the same.
Yeah.
The same.
Was there anything else in music that I'm missing?
The DJ premier,
Shout Supreme. He put a record out with Wayne Ross and Big Sean. Yeah. Oh, this was the other
one that had him thinking that there was some Drake and Wayne stuff because Wayne is featured on the
Ross and Ross is featured. Yeah. That's it. Because he's featured. Again, they just trying to make
something out of nothing. Did you hit, you heard the? Of course. Oh yeah, of course, stupid question. You worked on the record.
Yeah, I was gonna play the sleeper, but.
Oh, okay.
My bad.
["Sleeper"]
["Sleeper"]
Yeah, baby, bro.
["Sleeper"]
["Sleeper"]
["Sleeper"]
It, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,
it don't stop, don't stop.
It's the biggest in the game.
You know what it is.
Yo.
Tats in my face, back still a chase chase All white ones at the pearly white gates
Trunk full of bass, white tigers at the crib Joy exotic pets in the bed with a bitch
Duck in the feds with a brick Shots in the crowd like a place with the nicks
Lean like a bar, very rare that I miss Cars by the sets, every pair that I pick
Lamborghini on the wrist, how you bragging on the watch?
You just spray me with the chips, boy
Cold nights, play with my heart, you rather hold ice
Roll dice, head crack, no longer low life
Tell me, is the Wayne that was on the Cordae record the same Wayne that's on this record?
He is
Yes he is. Deep breath, microphone drop I keep going like the freeway Shout out freeway is the rock I got guns like for a night
A sharp tongue for sword fights
I look like a born again Christian D.R. right
I'm not gonna try
I ain't living my nigga
I'm dynamite
Keep a ridey ride piper
For niggas who get too piped up
I'm a sniper with the zyper
I'm spittin' like it's the cipher
You decipher as you might get
You back for the edge you tights
And I got ice on type of ice
On my neck crawling like spiders
Spider-man mask on in my hand Before the virus I see the one I open when closed You might get you back for this you Tyson I got ice on type ice on my neck crawling like spiders by the man
Man's gun in my hand before the virus
You money don't stop I raving your money. I need a camera
Oh my god
I like I love that. Yeah, let me just remind I'm playing with Wayne. Oh my God. I'm playing with Wayne.
I like, I love that.
Yeah.
Let me just remind you who the fuck I am
in case you forgot. That's my ass.
I kind of want to Wayne in premium project
between that and the Slick Rick record.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I wonder who pissed Wayne off. No, you can tell he getting that itch back.
Yeah, absolutely.
Got like a permanent.
Faked his face, right?
Yeah, yeah.
Why he did that to my face, Paul?
And yo, you know he'll work with anybody.
All right, so now I got the opposite view
of how they look at the Ross and Wayne feature together.
Maybe this was fucking Wayne handling business with Dre.
Why the hell did Ross jump on there?
I got to talk to Priem.
Yeah.
Oh, I'm going to talk to Priem.
I'm going to find out the story behind this session.
Why would Ross leave that verse?
Did he know Wayne was coming?
Get on anybody's track and hit him.
Priem normally tell you who on the way to the studio.
He don't normally let it be a surprise.
And it's an intercom.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Was Ross by the intercom?
Ross left that session early.
He left, oh you left after your verse.
He emailed it to him.
He emailed it. What little Sean did? verse. He emailed it to him, he emailed it.
What little Sean did?
God, he did the hook.
Damn, yeah smart.
See Big Sean ain't no dummy.
When you hear one of the greats just doing something
like that, see that's why I'm not mad at nobody
got Wayne as number one on their list.
But what I'm saying is, the best,
everybody could be the best,
I'm talking about the people that's of a higher pay.
You are the best, until the best comes.
When that Grammy shit came up,
and this is respectfully of course,
cause I have Wayne High on my list as well.
But when the Grammy episode,
when the Grammy performance came
and they had to do God's Did.
All right, y'all can leave now.
It was different.
It's not Joe Button saying it.
Nope, it wasn't.
The Grammys is the music people.
But, but, it's more than that.
Are y'all finished with y'all verses now?
We can't just do that.
I'm telling you what happened on the Grammys.
It's Hove, it's Hove, who hasn't been on the Grammys for a long time.
We need to make this a moment.
And did.
He also made it a moment.
That's what I'm saying, though.
Breath control, he was sitting there rapping
at the big ass table.
That was crazy.
Hey, all you niggas just order appetizers.
To go.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain't going to be here long.
Curbside.
It's going to be a quick cleanup just parked right there number one quick cleanup
Don't come in here quick Swiffer jet
Yeah, but for jet clean listen
Yeah, you already know I felt the weather ever the world knows how you feel
Best verse ever you still standing at it's up take it back top five top three. You still standing at? Take it back.
Top five, top three.
Oh, so you took it back.
All right, that's, that's, that's what's right.
I mean, it's him, so you can't really give him one,
but it's up to you.
Are we done with music?
I don't have anything else in music
that I need to get to.
Ryan Leslie is doing a tiny desk soon.
Clap it up for that.
That's dope. We're looking forward to that. Love you, Ryan Leslie is doing a tiny desk soon clap it up for that
We're looking forward to that. Love you Ryan Leslie. I
Did already I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it yet. I have to check that out. I love Ryan Leslie. Uh
What else what else is new album? Oh Will Smith for him? I saw a single with his son. I didn't see the whole album
Yeah, shout out to Will Smith. I saved the clip just because I thought it would be funny when somebody had me fucked up to just play this.
I am a saint in the paint and I'm the brush and I'm the canvas.
Oh no, it's just a single.
I am a saint, but if you touch I am a savage. I am a Libra, but I identify as a cancer.
I am the tongue, proof and the lie, both in tandem.
I am the sun and I'm the lie, both in tandem. I am the sun, and I'm the rain, and I'm the wind.
I am for real, and I'm pretend.
I am Musa, I am Jesus, I am Judas.
I am the judge, I am the victim, and I'm the shooter.
I'm in the Torah, and the Koran, and in the Bible.
Watch me fuck Mel's whole future acting career up.
Mel, what you think of that? What you think of that new Will Smith slap?
That's the song he performed at the BET Awards, correct?
Uh...
I'm gonna go ahead and eliminate it if it is.
I don't know. I ain't researched nothing.
To me, that's a different sound for him.
That's true. It's a little different from Paris, just don't understand.
Oh, you're taking so much time.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Girl, while West is gone.
The men in black is.
Na na na na na na.
Remember I did a jiggy with it?
No, no, no, I see what you're saying though.
Yeah.
I see what you're saying.
This is not Miami.
This is a different sound for Will Smith.
What else?
It's a lot darker.
That's what you got for that?
But it's also a little Christian.
I didn't get dark.
I didn't get dark.
I didn't get dark.
He was talking about he was God and he was Joe.
I think it's all nice.
Well, you know, honestly, maybe it's because the performance
is still in my head.
And that was really like the black stage, the fire,
the brimstone.
Like it was, you're right.
It sounds.
The head brimstone?
Well, that's what it looked like.
The imagery was just, was very, I don't know,
almost biblical.
So it's like, I guess that kind of bleeds into the sound
and the perception of the song being kind of Christian-esque.
No, you didn't ever work for the source.
I ain't gonna lie.
I love her.
How many mics?
Yeah, she's crazy.
You know what's so crazy?
The source would have fired her.
And your metal is fire, so.
I like it.
Metal would be in a zone mentally
and then Joe would ask her a question
and whatever she was thinking about
she would implement it in a topic.
Whoa, oh, he's so fake.
You trying to say I don't have my own mind?
No, you do, no, no, no, you do.
I know, you're thinking about something else.
Get out of there, Flip.
Of course you have your own mind.
You said whatever you were thinking about.
Flip, get an Uber out of there.
You don't have to get in the bus.
Oh no, no, that's it.
She summoned the fucking melodies from heaven, nigga. Yeah, no, I love her, I love her. You gotta see when she summons it. I think she's. Don't have to get a bus today. Oh, no, no, that's it. She summoned the fucking Melodies from heaven, nigga.
Yeah, no, I love her, I love her.
You gotta see when she summons her.
I think she's the only one that can get away with that.
Like, if I was thinking about something else
and you asked me a question, I'd be all fucked up.
I'd start stuttering and shit.
Mel, you'll never catch a slipping.
Joe tried to catch her a lot of times.
What do you think, Mel?
He does.
She start freestyling some shit about her best friend
and she implemented it into the topic.
Well, you know my home girl.
No, you just was texting her.
It's a shame that me asking Mel a question
is looked at as Joe tries to catch her slipping.
Joe, you don't try to catch her slipping.
Joe is me.
I watch you all the time, and you do this fly shit like this.
You would talk, and you look.
Mel be staring.
You look, and then you'll get her.
Sometimes you surprise me when you catch her.
All right, well, it's not a lot.
Sometimes I do try to get Mel.
I like it.
Personally, I like it. You like the Will Smith song? I do. I do. All right, you're going to not a lot. Sometimes I do try to get male. I like it. Personally, I like it.
You like the Will Smith song?
I do.
Okay.
I do.
All right, you're gonna play it when you do hot yoga?
I'm the god, I'm the-
Yeah, if it's like a vinyasa flow, sure.
I forgot to-
Oh, shit, nah.
Vinyasa flow?
Wait, nah, hold up.
Oh, shit.
That's how I know I've been off my dean.
So I was speaking to someone a beautiful young lady and somehow the gym
came up and then she looked at a friend and they had like a little private laugh
like ah we did someone did used to work out there is what what they said. And then I looked in the sky
to act like I know what they was talking about.
But they was talking about clearing you out.
Oh shit.
They was talking about you used to work out there
and then you just stopped.
You know, I cannot figure out
if you're trying to antagonize me by fucking lying.
I can't figure out if you are antagonizing me
by fucking lying or if bitches really think
that I think about them like that.
Well, I wouldn't do that.
I'm a girl.
Oh, shit.
Hold on, let me out.
Let's go, man.
I'm on your side, nigga.
I'm a girl.
Wait, what'd you say?
Hey, yo, bitches, she don't think about you, nigga.
That's big male, nigga.
She wore fucking, what's that called?
What?
What's the pants called?
These are linen pants.
Linen pants, nigga. Recipes John Lennon. If he's still alive, I don't know if he's, yeah. He's alive? What? What's the pants called? These are linen pants. Linen pants, nigga, Recipes John Linen.
If he's still alive, I don't know if he's, yeah.
He's alive?
No, he's gone.
He's gone?
Tragically.
Oh yeah, the guy at the Beatles.
Yeah, linen pants, nigga.
Wait, what happened?
With Zena shoes.
Why are you turning up on me?
Stop playing with him.
Because I'm trying to get clarification.
If you're lying and trying to antagonize me,
or if bitches really actually think
that anything about their existence
phases me what the fuck it is.
Look at her body, nigga, her age, nigga.
You bitches have to use those Zempics.
She has to use no Zempics, nigga.
Fuck you talk about, stop playing with Melissa Ford.
Her shit don't sag, nigga, no surgery.
She don't hang.
You bitches be hanging low.
What, you was breastfeeding?
Huh?
Shit to your fucking knee.
That's big mal.
Interesting angle you took.
I was just trying to tell you that somebody
missed you because they haven't seen you or wife.
God, you're bull shit.
Bull fucking shit.
Bull fucking shit.
Bull fucking shit.
Very interesting angle.
Bull fucking shit.
Bull fucking shit.
Bull bullshit.
Bull shit.
Bull shit. Bull shit. I'm just trying to let the bullshit on my phone.
I'm just trying to let you know somebody missed you and really enjoyed working out with you
and acted like they cleared me out.
Why you haven't been back to the gym.
Yeah, but you can't shoot at bitches because of Joe sauce.
That's what I'm saying. Are you antagonizing me on purpose?
But you already shot.
Of course you're antagonizing me.
You already shot.
No, I'm not. Most most of the shoot be fair?
Nobody clearing out no gym. You're welcome
Shit, I don't know if you're talking about the the hot grandma it doesn't apply to her my rent don't apply to the hot grandma
To be clear I am quite fond of of course That's my girl. Clear it out. Let it rain.
Oh, to be clear, I am quite fond of.
Of course, you are.
You've always talked highly about her.
So let's just be fucking clear about that.
Yes.
Shout out.
My rating was $%&!
Oh, she said her name.
There we go.
Yeah!
Let's go back.
Yo, look what you do, yo.
Yo, you a troublemaker.
This is all you.
It's all you.
It's all you. Yeah, nigga. Look what you did. Yo It's all you
Me cuz she don't have emotional intelligence
Yo, you can't just start shooting that people got somebody said I'm gonna give you a t-shirt I'm gonna give you a t-shirt
I can't wait to make you the rest of y'all can't clear Melissa out of the gym the rest of y'all
I can't wait to see. For the record, the rest of y'all can't clear Melissa out of the gym.
The rest of y'all.
The rest of y'all could never, okay?
Anyway.
Okay.
But these two.
Speaking about the gym, Joe, our BBL's over.
Our BBL's over, it's a topping on the board.
How'd I coincide with the gym?
Cause bitches rather not go to the gym.
They don't go to the gym.
Exactly.
No, fuck them.
They don't wanna go to the gym after they get the BBL
But they make it look like they work out to get no centralists this came from would you say dream down? Yeah
dreamed off
Give us a scoop. I sort of say they dream
Who brought this to the table just so I know ice I did not bring this to the table just so I know. Ice. I did not bring this to the table. Dreamdoll made a post.
He watched the Dreamdoll interview.
We all did.
No, I didn't see it.
I had no idea what Dreamdoll said.
She said that she wants to undo her BBL, right?
She said BBLs is over.
She missed a natural body.
BBLs over, out of style.
She wants to do it.
Yeah, BBLs are going out of style.
And so I think, what, did Safaree double down on that?
Or was that his own original thought?
I didn't know Safaree said it.
Cause he put out a tweet as well.
And then that ended up on the blogs
and now it's a whole discussion.
But it's the same discussion.
It's BBLs over.
Then I saw Colleen Rae jump out and say,
it's funny, now all y'all like skinny women
who want to be skinny, but I've been getting attacked
for being skinny for the last five years. Facts. And she's right too. I'm just happy that all y'all like skinny women, they wanna be skinny, but I've been getting attacked for being skinny for the last five years.
And she's right too.
I'm just happy that all y'all are trying to come on
to my team now.
So, Kay, hold on, what's something that used to live over here?
The singer name that got the shit taken out of her body.
Oh, Kay Michelle?
Kay Michelle, Kay Michelle, been.
Why'd I say Kay Michelle?
Kay Michelle got stuff taken Why did I say sister? I'm like what? Kay Michelle got stuff taken to her body.
So what I'm saying is that are BBLs reversible?
Apparently.
Yes, LBB.
No.
I mean.
I'm on booty.
Oh.
Hey.
Yo.
We love you all.
We love you all. Get rid of it. Get rid of the ass. It don't matter.
Joe hates this. You see his shirt? Oh, I ain't what? The BBL is going out of style. No, I
don't. I've never been a huge fan of BBL. I just like ass. There's a lot of chicks with
fucked up BBL. There's some that paid chicks with fucked up BBS. Some that paid the money for the good doctor.
Couple of them.
Some that paid the money for the good doctor.
That portion they shit right?
Yeah.
I'm a fat transfer type or a tummy type of,
when they got that little line right there.
When they get the tattoo?
Yeah, when they get the tattoo.
Those are my bitches.
It's a little tattoo to cover up the fucking,
or the cream that make the line get lighter.
That should be mad though.
You are such a bird.
Those are my girls.
I didn't even know a cream existed. They do. Yeah, you got a cream. Cocoa butter. No, no, no, no. It's a cream. Yeah, it's a bleach cream. It's a cream. Those mine, my girls. My girls. My girls. As far as these skinny hoes, I don't know what's going on with them. How can you just abandon skinny But they don't just be skits. No, actually, I take that back.
Because y'all come in handy.
I'm about to move now.
When niggas is about to move, call up some skinny hoes.
Come over here.
Grab the towels.
Call up the other ones.
Grab the light stuff.
You get the other end of that couch, man.
Let's go.
Oh, shit.
No, never that.
Put your legs in the wood.
Never that.
They get back into it.
They get out of breath in six steps.
You gotta get these little skinny hoes
that got some stamina and some endurance.
Hey, come on, come on.
They weren't fast.
They were all day.
They take no breaks.
You want a water?
So stupid, yo.
I personally love it.
Well, they say that it started with the Kardashians.
It did.
That they started to.
Once they started taking their shit out,
everybody followed suit. Yeah, they started to. Once they started taking these shit out everybody would fall asleep.
Yeah, they started to like, you know,
exhibit a more trim and slim figure
and they determined that the BBL era is over.
Meg slimmed up.
And then, yeah.
A lot of people slimmed up.
Everyone's falling asleep.
It started when some of y'all started waking up
and your ass was purple.
Oh, shit.
There's also that.
I don't want to talk about this Kim Kardashian shit.
It started when some of y'all
went to your primary physician and he was like, it started when some of y'all went to your primary physician
and he was like,
it started when some of y'all took an x-ray.
But that was the shit that was getting in Queens
in the basement, you know what I'm talking about.
That Queens person that got locked up.
Some of y'all looking nuts when y'all hit that MRI machine.
We know a couple of people that went to that Queens basement.
Yeah, we know y'all didn't lock that person up.
It was a few docs, it was a few dogs.
It was a few people.
It was a few people.
Yeah.
One of them.
Pebbles came home though.
Pebbles is home now.
Pebbles got one of you bitches killed
around the Sin City days, did her bids, stood tall.
Came right out.
Came right out.
The world changed.
Bitches don't want BBLs no more.
Go Pebbles.
She gotta get in the teeth game.
Yeah, go Pebbles.
Yeah, I sit now. They doing them now? I know they got the
they called Tex, veneer Tex. That's a new one. Yo niggas only get on these podcast mics and say that
they want to fuck y'all skinny girls. We're gonna move on but niggas get, well not ICE, ICE is dead
ass. I was gonna say hold on excuse me. ICE is 100% serious about this I've known this is told of what when he argued with a group of ten that he would fuck Mariah Lynn over Brea Mouse
And that was a long night
That was a long night of us explaining the ice or him explaining to us what was going on preference
So he's been that I forbid him to have a preference. He's been that so
No, he got to say it too.
Now, think about it.
You seen that, right?
No, no, no.
I gave ice to two preferences.
He's definitely not for a lot of.
But now I'll pop your first.
Stunning take. No, I. Bold take there.
It's fucking skinny bitches.
Love them.
I like skinny girls.
I like them too.
I like a lot of different flavors.
Me too.
Yes.
One ten to two ten.
Ain't no way.
I ain't got no time.
Ain't no weight preference for me.
They're good.
Like I'm good.
Let's see.
Go ice. Oh shit. I ain't got no time. Ain't no weight preference for me.
They're good, like I'm good.
Let's see, Go Ice and his skinny bitch brigade.
What else is important?
Oh, come on, we gotta get to the fight
that broke the internet.
Come on, let's get right to it.
Let's stay on Bird Business, Amber versus Jocelyn.
Italy.
Italy, yeah, look at that.
It's a vintage fight though.
A fist fight?
Yeah.
From that show that they were taking.
I remember the argument.
I know.
Nigga, you ain't seen it.
It's been called all the time.
They originally didn't air it,
but it was from the College Hill series.
I remember the argument.
Shut the fuck up.
Gotta age yourself.
Anytime.
It's from the College Hill.
We asked.
It's from the show.
It's BET+.
Girl, enough.
He asked. Amber's from the show, it's BET Plus. Girl, enough.
He asked.
Amber versus Jocelyn.
The fight that they couldn't air on College Hill
because they fought and yeah.
But it leaked, just like Joe Budden said it would leak.
And Amber got up, went over there
and started pouncing on Jocelyn.
Jocelyn tried to grab her hair, but Amber's bald.
So that was tough. And they scrapped for,
I want to say, five, six seconds. It was very quick. Five, six seconds and then they broke it up.
Then they pulled up Jocelyn's, I think it was a Drink Champs interview where she said that she
banged somebody's head through a glass table or through a door or some shit. But then we seen the
fight and it looked different. So they was like, all right, who's she talking about?
It wasn't Amber.
And I told y'all that Amber can fight.
I told y'all that up here.
She's from Philly.
I can see that.
Yeah.
She's from Philly.
I can see that.
And she's 5'11".
She's not a tiny girl.
She's not 5'11", I'm joking.
But she's not a small woman by any means.
And she's from Philly and she got long arms and she bald, there's no hair to grab, so
I mean, I would like to see a rematch of that fight, cuz-
Fuck that daylight shit, man.
Put the bread where it belongs.
Put the bread where it belongs.
Well, Jocelyn didn't have her cocaine.
Oh my god.
Jocelyn is a whole totally different fighter with cocaine.
You're gonna get a cocaine sponsor?
Well we seen that one video when she popped on everybody.
Yeah, she popped on 30 people
and then went to jail, popped on the police.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yeah, in the backstage somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you give the girl her fucking drugs,
I think Amber would have been minced meat.
That's like saying you can whoop pop out ass
before you get to the spinach.
Yeah. You've been trying to grab her hand by hand, but her hand went through. That's like saying you can whoop pop out ass before you get to the spinach. Yeah.
You've been trying to grab a hair by hand went through.
That's the go-to.
That's the go-to.
Oh, shit.
Ain't got no knuckle game.
You go ahead and grab that hair.
Amber was hitting on the face.
I said, damn, son.
Yeah, hair for guys that's the hoodie.
That's why I just go to the neck.
Pause.
That hoodie gets you.
What do you mean, grab the neck?
I'm going to put my hand around your entire neck and then decide what to do with you.
Are you gonna choke them?
No, I'm gonna then decide how I want to go about this.
That's my time to think.
You put that hand on that neck and then they can throw that up because you're gonna have
some time to think.
How long you gonna do that arm around the neck shit work?
Three hands, you're gonna just say, ah.
You think it's wrestling, you think it's Undertaker?
Number one, Punch Weaver, L'Oren nigga? You think it's Undertaker? Number one.
Number one punch weaver, Lohrenberg Institute,
Lohrenberg, North Carolina.
You was just turning up down there.
Triple doubles, dipping jazz.
You was the man down there.
You went to school with some basketball player, right?
I've been the man in anything I tried to put my mind to
at some point.
Yeah.
I got it.
That triple double rubbed you the wrong way.
I got it-ish. I really got it. I'm far from it. You're tight, you're tight, you're bad. That triple double rubbed you the wrong way. I got it ish.
I really got it.
I'm far from it.
You're tight, you're tight, you're bad.
Why would I be bad?
Because you didn't get one.
And you was a fucking high school basketball player when you was 5'1".
Then you had a Grosberg, did nothing with it, and went to build.
Quit basketball after you got tall.
He got a Grosberg and went to build houses.
Stupid!
I'm not that tall.
I'm a mad short.
In basketball terms.
Your nephew is shorter than you, he made it.
He's better than me.
That's what I'm saying.
That's what we're saying.
Much, much.
That's what we're trying to say to you.
That's cool.
That you didn't have, you didn't make it.
I know.
You didn't cut it.
A triple double ain't do nothing, no.
No, drugs into this.
Me too.
Drugs.
I was getting a couple scholarships from some fucking Jukos.
Really?
Yes.
Yes.
My coach was Gil Reynolds.
Rest in peace.
We don't have to do this right now, but he was somebody.
This nigga's saying, yo.
Like my coach was somebody.
What scholarship you was getting at 5.9?
You went to school in Bethel, played by Natomi.
Central, North Carolina, I want to say,
or whatever school that was, I don't remember.
I had at least three offers for schools.
It was Central, all right.
More hate. More hate. More hate, get this shit off. Yo, Central, you're like, hell, I don't remember. I had at least three offers. It was Central, all right. More hate.
More hate.
More hate, get the shit off.
Yo, Central, get the shit off.
You five-nine.
I had scholarships to colleges for the choir as well.
I believe that.
Now that I could definitely believe.
Oh shit.
Imani got typed out.
Oh, now I heard that niggas was singing.
Imani lifted up Joe, you're surrounded by haters.
No, some old Jersey City people told me
them niggas used to be killing the talent shows.
Oh, they did?
That's how you kept them off of theirs.
Sing, niggas.
They did.
Yo, listen, I ain't even know that niggas
did no talent shows.
The girls told me.
Said you used to be killing shit.
I'm telling you.
Oh, you could have been a Lou Pearlman.
You see the doc?
Lou Pearlman shit?
Mm-mm.
What's his name?
I think it's called Dirty Pop, maybe?
No.
It's on Netflix.
Is it new?
Yeah.
It just came out.
You got to watch it.
You got to watch it.
Fuck.
I saw other Lou Pearlman.
I know.
You got to see this one.
I didn't see this one.
Oh, OK.
Damn, I'll say that for Tuesday. Yo, y'all are stupid.
What?
Oh, happy days.
Yeah.
Shoot up Jesus, why?
Shoot up, dude.
Shout out to our,
shout out to our choir director in high school,
Mr. Matthew, salute.
Shout him out, nigga.
Salute, not me.
When them niggas came in there,
all them niggas that could fight,
but had voices,
and they thought that they would be the lead.
It was Joe Budden for Eye of the Sparrow.
Hello.
It was Joe Budden for Eye of the Sparrow.
Lead, solo.
Joe Budden, center stage, everything you touch is a song.
Yep.
Lead.
The Whines. Bitch ass nigga. You don't know no church
All right, I need to see that because I have video of me being the church lead.
The Catholic soldiers.
I mean, monumental Jersey City right there.
Come on.
Yo, stop playing with me.
Stop playing with me.
I don't want to make this about me.
I'm not trying to be funny.
I did hear you.
It was nice.
I ain't lying.
You never told me that story.
No, stop talking about me with your friends.
I didn't even know the girls told me, yo.
Damn, the girls is awesome.
Oh, shit.
No lie. You're talking to the girls about you? That's fucked up. No. That's what I got. That's how girls told me, yo. Damn, the girls is... Oh shit. No lie.
You think they're talking to the girls about you?
That's fucked up.
No, it's...
That's how you get pussy off my good choir lead.
That's how you get...
Yeah, he getting pussy off my good choir rap.
That's how you get into the last situation.
Stop talking to girls.
Oh, happy day.
Yeah, he had a happy day.
Way to go.
Oh, happy day.
It's cool.
I forgot what we were talking about because who cares?
Yeah, absolutely nothing.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
We was talking about, here's what's really grinding my gears right now.
What do you guys think about Democrats and Teslas?
I don't like Teslas.
I don't understand.
Hey yo, what you think about watermelon and grasshoppers?
What are you talking about, man?
What's the correlation?
I don't know.
Who cares what the correlation is?
I'm asking everybody here, do you, or if it's nothing, then say nothing.
There's nothing.
I think, I hate when I give you a Tesla that I can't feel at all.
I'm not tricking y'all into a political conversation.
No, I just didn't see the-
What do y'all think about Democrats
that own Teslas and drive them?
Think about nothing, me.
Nothing?
Whatever they wanna do, they can do.
Yeah, okay.
What do you think about it?
The grinds is good.
I think them niggas is shady.
I think they shady fucks,
and I think we have two different versions
of what support means
You can't tell me that you're a Democrat fighting for all the rights on the Democrat side and being a Tesla and give all the money
That he about to donate to whatever fucking you see what Elon's on. He don't give a fuck about Democrats gays
The trans people Oh his son slash daughter replied. I got that too
So we know what Elon is on people, oh his son slash daughter replied, I got that too.
So we know what Elon is on, so if you're buying a Tesla,
then I feel like you put money into the pockets
to support that, so if you're a Democrat and a Tesla,
it's just funny, just funny.
But Elon said he's not donating that money.
Yeah.
Elon is a liar.
But if you-
Elon Musk is a liar.
But then you still trying to quote unquote
protect the environment, so you going away from
combustible cars to-
There's other electric cars. Oh, that's true. And who's trying to protect the environment, so you're going away from combustible cars to... There's other electric cars.
Oh, that's true.
Who's trying to protect the environment?
The Democrats.
Democrats.
Quote unquote, yeah.
People who buy electric cars.
Y'all fall for any type of...
No, I...
Y'all think that everybody in an electric car
is trying to save the planet, is Captain Planet?
No.
Or do you think some of them just wanna plug a car in?
And I don't know if they're that much better
for the environment.
And you saying it's other electric cars,
you fuck around and be like,
people that went out there and bought them Fiskars.
The who now?
The Fiskars, electric car, which was another company
that was trying to make some noise,
and now they ended up going found.
You could also get a BMW or a Benz.
I'm just saying, I'm talking about fully,
like if you wanted to get a company,
it's an electric car, it's new, they just fold it.
So now anybody that got the car, they get no fucking service, no nothing, it's an electric car, it's new. They just fold it. So now anybody that got the car,
they get no fucking service, no nothing, it's over.
For every 100 electric cars, there's three Puerto Ricans
with extra mufflers on a Civic,
putting mad fucking dirt in it.
They put that shit to the floor,
and that shit barely move.
I go, yo dog, you done done done done done done done.
I'll show my niggas over there in North North. Right there, right there by city feel
They had a big fight. They grown.
They had a fight, nigga.
The Yankees fan had a fight.
In 2024 they still fighting?
Nigga was a big fight over there.
I almost bought some men fans.
The nigga's tweeting all yesterday.
Juan Soto coming to the match next year.
Nigga, fuck you.
What does this mean that they won?
What does it mean?
It means nothing right now. Oh, okay.
They look great.
They started out really, really, really bad.
They did.
And the Yankees were really, really good
and now it's reverse.
Switchy switch.
Now they turn to talk their shit then.
Yeah, that's it.
Nigga's fine.
Judge done lost me a couple dollars on prize picks,
dumbass.
Shout out the prize picks.
Yeah.
Shout them out.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
We have Barack Obama and Michelle Obama finally endorsing Kamala Harris.
The check cleared.
They was waiting, they was holding out now.
Hey, sometimes checks of that magnitude take a little while to clear.
They put that hold on it
Yeah, you get that 2500
2500 available now, but but other than that so we do have the video here
Looks like fucking Steven Spielberg shot this motherfucker. Yeah, all right. Let's see
The Spielberg shot this motherfucker here, boy. All right, let's see.
Kamala.
Hello.
Hi.
Hey there.
Let me just pause this.
It's the world of marketing, bro.
Yep.
That's it.
That's what we living in now.
That's where we at.
America and their presidential candidates
remind me of record labels and signees.
Yeah, that's what it reminds me of.
Like you cutting a red ribbon or something.
When you buy a new building and you get it,
yeah, this shit is great.
For many, many reasons,
but that's all I care to share at the moment.
Hi, you're both here.
Hi.
Oh, it's good to hear you both.
I can't have this phone call without saying
to my girl Kamala. I am proud of you
This is going to be historic
We call to say Michelle and I couldn't be prouder to endorse you and to do everything we can to get you through this election
And into the overalls. Oh my goodness
Michelle practice means so much to me. I'm looking forward to doing this with the two of you, Doug and I both.
And getting out there, being on the road.
Don't put that white man on the road.
You got the black vote now.
Don't put that white man out there with you now.
She can do that.
Doug can stay home.
She can do that.
So thank you both.
It means so much.
They can do that.
We're gonna have some fun with this too, aren't we?
There it is. that is Barack and Michelle
endorsing Kamala Harris.
My mind is not, my brain is not all the way fully developed
so now that I'm seeing nothing but Kamala Harris,
everything Kamala Harris reminds me of Mel Ford.
Why?
She do look like you.
Y'all have the same bop,
y'all have the same bop Y'all have the same like she got I the same old rhythm
the same
Mercy on my soul
Same facade
Okay, so does this make you regard her fondly of course come on now come on now I couldn't be
I'm just so I've got to be I'm just checking. I'm just checking.
I've got to be fonder of her.
I'm just checking.
Yeah, they got, y'all got, there's something going on there. There's something going on.
The support she's getting is really, really fascinating. I mean, there was a call, white women for Kamala, and over 150,000 participants on these Zoom calls.
Was on there?
I was not there. I was not there.
Only half of her.
She stayed on behalf of her.
I'm sorry.
And they raised like a million dollars.
And now there's some
man named John Cooper.
He's like, okay, come on white boys.
It's our time. It's our time to shine.
They didn't send me the email.
I'm sure it's 150,000 It's our time. It's our time to shine. Yep, part of you. They didn't send me the email. They haven't gotten the, okay.
I'm sure it's...
Yo dawg, so it's 150,000 women.
Participants, yeah, it like...
You only raised a male?
At the moment, I guess. I don't know.
Come on, come on, come on.
Damn, that's good, bro.
No, it ain't.
They got us $7 a head.
Don't do it. Some of them are pregnant.
Yo, what?
What are you talking about?
Yo dawg, you can't do this shit. I'm like, what is the messiest thing on the planet? You can't help yourself.
Trippy mom.
You can't help yourself, yo.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Seven dollars a head.
Yeah, I don't think that's, I think that's great.
I think that's great.
Okay.
Now, and also, Trump is saying that he's reluctant to debate Kamala Harris now.
No, they're saying that he's completely backed out.
He should.
No, he said he's still deciding.
Well, they released a statement.
Oh, and the statement says?
The statement says, from the Trump campaign statement on general election debates.
Oh, from academics.
Oh, shit.
It's from, all right, statement from ACT.
No, it's from Trump, an advance campaign. Okay.
Given the continued political chaos surrounding crooked Joe Biden and the Democrat
Party, general election debate details cannot be finalized until Democrats formally decide
on their nominee.
There is a strong sense by many in the Democrat Party, namely Barack Hussein Obama, that Kamala
Harris is a Marxist fraud who cannot beat Trump and they are still holding out for somebody
better. Therefore, it would be inappropriate to schedule things with Harris because
Democrats very well could still change their minds." And this is from his campaign.
That doesn't mean he, that doesn't say he backed out from it, he's just saying that
he's leaving it up on them when you guys officially announce. And this is already from, I think he
fouled, he fouled some type of suit, about two suits, about the money being
transferred from the Biden campaign
to the Kamala Harris campaign.
Oh, for real?
So when I heard this, I was like, okay, I can see people saying that he's afraid.
I think he's too stubborn to ever realize that he's afraid.
So I'm going to lean into, he's really mad about spending all of that money he spent
thinking he was going against Biden, and he just wants to wait until the Democrats
decide that she's the one. It's been a week almost. She's the one. Well at first he mentioned, yeah,
yeah, it's not official yet. They didn't officially say she's the uh, and right this second she is one
percent behind Trump and the whole of the shit. Really?
And she just got a massive donation from the ex CEO of Netflix.
He donated like seven million to her super pack.
Not that massive.
I mean, from one person, one donation.
That's not just chump change.
It's true.
What's up?
Well, when the niggas over there send 45 a month over,
that seven look a little chump.
That's why I said, dog, I said 150,000 people
and only a million dollars.
Y'all look at me like I'm crazy.
Where does all this money go?
To the campaign. To the Obamas, I mean.
The Obamas.
Podcasters.
Fucking the New Beverly Hills Cop.
I see. Eddie Murphy.
They moving with a whole team of people, yo.
From state to state to state to state.
Marketing and all that other shit.
Rallies.
All the events on the subway trail.
Shooters.
Oh, my.
Law enforcement.
20-year-olds that just gave up on life.
You get 20 over cheap, though.
Never got no bite.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Them niggas might want to make sure that their siblings is taken care of.
They sent over a big bag.
Cause when I go,
I want to know how some, in my head anyway,
cause I'm not saying this is real,
so don't try to sue me like Alex Jones.
I want to know how they pitched the shooter
to think that there's a chance he would live afterward.
I know they did.
I know they did.
They didn't tell them, yo, after this,
we're going to blow your fucking brains out. They didn't tell them that.
No, you can't tell them that. They gave them some hope.
You're doing it for your car.
We will leave the ladder on the side, climb down.
Like they told them something that's just going to be a car run it.
Cause the parking lot right behind it. It's a car running boy.
And if you get caught, we'll, we'll, we'll park. We'll get you. We'll take care of you.
Speaking of boy, even though I'm getting right back
to politics, but my brain is working now.
Unfortunately, I am watching Hard Knocks with the Giants.
Unfortunately, I'm watching that.
I can't get away from it because Hard Knocks
is such an amazing show, but I'm really mad
because the Giants look totally incompetent on the show.
They look crazy.
They look nuts.
They look nuts.
They look crazy.
Anybody with half a brain is saying why?
Did they not know that cameras were there for some of this stuff? Oh shit. Damn like they wouldn't look crazy
But anyway the new episode that I watched
Really makes you feel like football is modern-day slavery new slave type shit
like I have a problem with hearing Brian DeBall say attaboy and
There's a lot of attaboy.
I get it, football.
It's like, that's like the slap on the ass on the basketball.
I do get that part.
But hearing them say that,
and then hearing them at the draft combine
and all that shit, watching these players, bodies.
That was the one.
That was the one.
When they was sitting up in there in the bleachers
and just looking at these boys run and jump,
I was like at a boy
It's nasty Chris call him up the combine has always been it's always
Yeah, I don't like that. They should do something to make it look like less racist II
Like that should be a priority for Roger Goodell
They really out there on some physicals
Yo scouting in you know on the slave days,
they would take lard and just rub all the lard on them
so they'd be shiny and muscly.
There you go.
Damn near that.
There you go.
Niggas out there sweating, you know what I'm saying?
The one kid that ran a 40
and they was just sitting in the stands.
I'm like.
Describing them as beasts.
He was around.
Monsters.
Shit is crazy though.
Another difference though, right?
They get big.
I don't know.
Millions.
Like life generationally changing money.
A lot of times, bro.
Very few?
No, it'd be life generationally changing money
if they stop.
If they work together and stop
and then demand more rights at the players meeting.
At the whatever.
Because especially in football,
it don't be that much generationally money. For real, for real. In. Especially in football, it don't be that much generation money.
In football.
In football, yeah.
Wages going up.
Yes, they are.
For four positions.
Four, yeah, I was just about to say.
Three to four.
What's the four?
Linebacker.
Quarterback, receiver.
Linebacker.
Linebacker's down.
Not linebacking.
Edge.
Edge is up. Edge, Russia, and Edge. Wide receiver's up. QB is up.
Quarterback is up. One of them old linemen. Tackles, or guards actually went up a lot this year.
And defensive tackles went up this year. You know the other difference? You don't have to do this.
That's true. You can go do something else if you don't like this. With slavery you had you had to do what you told on his brain when y'all went to dinner
Oh, where's my coon song? Yeah, that's the get. No, that's Conan. That's some shit. You told him in dinner song
You don't have to cool
Tell him you can't ball. You ain't gotta play football you wait. You have to be cotton. Yes, you did
No, you didn't. Hey, yo chill out. Joey
No, you didn't yeah Hey yo, chill out, Jo Ye. No you didn't. Yes you did.
No you didn't.
Yeah the fuck you did.
You could have just got killed.
Hey Duke, nah.
They got killed or whooped.
Okay.
Boop, boop.
Come on, come on.
Shabarabba.
Shabarabba.
Shabarabba.
Back to politics.
In a stunning leak, JD Vance is found to be calling
for a federal response to stop women from traveling
from red states to blue states to receive reproductive health care.
Load up.
Yeah.
Okay, look, here's a situation.
Let's say Roe versus Williams are ruled.
Ohio bans abortion.
I'm leaving this zone.
Don't worry.
In 2022, let's say 2024.
And then every day, George Soros sends a 747 to Columbus
to load up disproportionately black women
to get them to go have abortions in California.
Of course.
Let me pause this.
Wow.
Thank God for the 747 that landed in California.
So we could, yeah, you know what I mean?
Hey, thank God it was a quick flight to get that date
taken care of.
Hello?
Hey, what's up?
How's it going, sir?
Howdy.
I'm fighting for women's rights.
I know, true.
So why y'all get mute like we can't fight for women's rights?
Mel, fight with me for women's rights.
I wanna hear the rest.
You should be able to take the Peter Pan bus
to fucking California.
Why you put on the bus?
To California.
The Peter Pan.
And get your, you got me?
Nigga, how much hours you gonna be on the bus in the mid days?
Hey, hey, you know the,
hey, and get to the clinic 40 minutes early
for the talk you gotta have.
True.
Listen, I'm with you.
It's a horrible situation, and we got ourselves in.
You got to get there early, because the people outside be trying to convince them not to
go in.
We got to stop doing this.
We've been irresponsible.
Yeah, come on, you know.
And I want to keep just not writing that.
This is not the time.
With the way things are going.
You guys are really bad at that.
And we're doing it.
And we're doing it.
You guys are disgusting.
You want to mess us up?
You want to mess us up?
You want to mess us up right now?
Disgusting.
It sounds like a script.
Oh, you better have that script.
Hey, you better be decent.
I can tell you how this talk goes without the script
because I had that too.
What?
Fuck!
Yo, come on, yo.
The fuck are you doing?
Yo, you're stupid as hell, nigga.
No way in hell do I wanna be with you.
Told you to dumbass to get up.
Yes, too bad.
You was holding my back.
You was the one making sure.
Like, so which one you want?
You held me in.
Hey, pick your poison.
Pick your poison.
What's up?
This nigga is a fool.
Oh, now let me get back to the clip.
The left will celebrate this as a victory for diversity.
That's kind of creepy, right? Health justice is what it means, Joe. That's right, yeah. The left will celebrate this as a victory for diversity.
That's kind of creepy too, right?
Health justice is only a stone in the grave.
That's right, yeah.
Black people.
Something really, yeah, something like that could, I mean, that would be a really weird
turn of events that could happen, yes.
And it's like, if that happens, do you need some federal response to prevent it from happening?
Because it's really creepy.
And you know, I'm pretty sympathetic to that actually.
Okay.
He wanted to send in the National Guard
because chicks are going to a different state to get.
It's a doctor on trial right now.
That's all I got.
You heard this shit, we're gonna do political clips.
This is Gerald Ford shit in 1989.
This is crazy.
Mr. Ford, what advice would you give a young lady wanting to become president of the United States?
Well, I hope we do have a young lady at some point become president of the United States.
But...
I can tell you how I think it will happen.
Okay. But I can tell you how I think it will happen Okay
Because it won't happen
in the
normal course of events
either the
Republican or Democrat
political party will nominate a man for president and a woman for vice president and
the woman and man will win.
So you'll end up with a president, a male, and a vice president, a female. And in
that term of office of the president, the president will die. And the woman
will become president under the law or Constitution.
Okay.
And once that barrier is broken, from then on men better be careful.
Because they'll have a hard, hard time ever even getting a nomination.
Hey, I feel them.
I say that to these brothers before every part
Be careful y'all. Yeah, what year was that?
Well, why are we here fucking
Would you rather have the black president or the white president?
1.7 billion off the price. I think
Wait, that's real. What do you say? That's real what he said that's real
The black president or the white president who got 1.7 billion off the price.
I think they want the white guy.
He's wild.
Yo, I'm laughing. Two things I'm laughing at. Totally unrelated.
I'm laughing at him not adding, yo, he's so racist.
He didn't feel the need to add one adjective to black.
Just black was enough.
Black was bad enough.
Hey, y'all want somebody black?
He said a crazy thing.
He said black?
Or do you want the white person?
Yo, he is.
You see a woman that's just thick.
Yo, yo, what you got in your pocket?
You a freak ass nigga, yo.
Oh shit.
All right.
Salute.
I ain't gonna lie, you're a bad boy cowboy, man.
Your algorithm be lit, son.
I know, but may my girl be seeing it before me.
Y'all got the same algorithm?
No, but.
She got your password? She has a magic trick that she does.
She got your phone tapped.
Cause I'll say something like,
this has happened at least three times.
She got his phone tapped.
At least twice, let me in that line.
I'll say something like, yeah, me and the crew,
we think about heading to DC for the concert.
You think you slick.
She will show you some life from DC.
No, you think I don't know where Don, Don, where Dona lives?
Wait, who the fuck is Dona?
You follow her.
Okay.
In your name under every single one of them.
Yeah.
Hey, mama, let me explain something to you about how women follow and men follow.
I don't know Dona.
I just know ass.
Oh, you mean her, the brown skin one.
Yes.
You gotta show me the ass for me to know who Donya is.
One, and I'll be 44.
I just wanna look at ass.
I don't wanna go out of my way to take Donya to brunch,
to a play, or to phone, or to know her.
You can't talk.
Yeah, to talk to Donya.
I don't wanna talk.
Yo, me and the crew, man, we think about taking like a group building want to talk. You can't talk. You can't talk to Donnie. I don't want to talk. Yo, me and the crew, man, we thinking about taking
a group building trip to Miami.
I know who's in Miami.
Wait, wait.
Who the fuck is in Miami?
Wait, I got pussy waiting for me.
Hey, if I got pussy waiting for me, and you know about it,
you are obligated to tell me what's going on.
You tell me.
Put me on.
All right.
So Trump not putting the adjective in front of black is a little funny.
And two days ago I figured out the new,
my new funniest thing about not like us is very insignificant.
So it don't matter to none of y'all, but Kendrick saying,
actually before I get to what he said,
the they told me in Not Like Us for me
is officially the new funniest part of Not Like Us.
Okay.
I'm listening to that shit that she was on
and she said, they told me Chubb's the only one,
Chubb's the only one to get your hand me down
and party in the party.
I said, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who told you that?
They, they niggas.
Wait, that's not a weird thing for somebody
to just come up to you and say, hey.
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Hey, Kendrick won, but that's odd.
Yo, that nigga hatin'.
He wants some of that shit.
I would stop a nigga from telling me that.
Nigga Matt.
Yo, you know who can sand me down?
Yo, move, nigga.
Hey, you take a walk down the street, buddy.
That's what I got that's funny.
Also, that's the end of our political segment.
Let me see, let me see, let me see.
We got Beef.
We do have Concert, Goer beef. We do have concert goer beef.
We do have live show beef.
And this beef is between Funny Marco and Bobby Althoff.
Yes.
Oh, what happened?
Funny Marco and Bobby Althoff were scheduled
to go on a tour together.
They announced it.
This is the second time.
Sorry Coach, you're right.
This is the second time.
Second time, yes.
They announced it. They did a couple of- This is the second time. Sorry Coach, you're right. This is the second time. Second time, yes.
They announced it.
They did a couple of teasers for it.
And then we never heard anything about it again.
And Joe Budden was wondering.
Yo, if you listen,
I don't be wondering about nothing important.
I'd be all like, yo, what happened to Buddy Markle?
Is that tour they were doing.
What, Flint?
Before you play that, though, you see how Funny Marco made it about the people, right?
You know?
Smart move.
She didn't, you know, her style of, you guys weren't enjoying it.
She wasn't adjusting to the style that we were trying to produce.
She wasn't adjusting.
And when she talked about it, she talked about were trying to produce. She wasn't adjusting.
And when she talked about it,
she talked about having a disrespect.
The business.
No, having mental health issues.
Social anxiety.
Social anxiety.
Social awkwardness.
She talked about her mental health.
She went, you know.
Also a good move.
It was like, meh.
I'm tired of the move,
but it's been very effective for the past five, six years.
The state of your mental health,
the one place we don't give a fuck about that
is during the live tour.
The live tour, your mental health,
you have to stay home now.
Yeah, yes.
But that's what-
We are live in front of a live audience.
This audience is live.
We did meet and greets.
Some of these niggas have drove from other states.
Some of these people have flown in.
We don't go on tour so often.
These people want to see who they want to see.
You get up there with your mental health off.
That's on the stage now.
That's on the crew.
That's on us.
And that energy is going to affect the rest of the people
on the show.
Let's not make it about us right now.
Let me hit the clip.
Bobby, to death.
Bobby's a good person.
Start with love. I feel like everybody good.
I don't have shit bad said
by nobody but when people pay
they hard working
money. See he's saying the same thing I just said.
So when I'm on a stand up tour
and I'm selling out these tours and then me and Bobby
be able to come together and people are
paying their money to come see us I really want that
to get better I don't want it to be the same. I don't want that's a bad nobody money. You can't get it again
Let me let me kill this say you can't get the money again. You don't need to be don't do it
That's like anything with promo
You're doing promo don't be out here trying to scramble for money and take people hard work money to just
Do it and use your platform and then go about your day because it's about long
So the fact that I feel like I was I did stand up before and I'm still doing it
So I understand I'm learning how to entertain a crowd and it's not the same thing that you get on Instagram
This is real life where people are going to look
I love Bobby and they want the energy and they want the feeling and I feel like Bobby was
Stiff a little bit. You know saying and I'm like, hey man, let's let's really really work on this
Like and I paid script writers like let's really get him. Mm-hmm. He's killing told me that's not me
Bobby was like my comedy is
Me not talking a lot and I'm like shit. is different. Like you can do that on the podcast,
but in real life, this is different.
So her comedy was different from what she said,
from what she wanted to bring to the show,
which I can respect.
You know what I'm saying?
There's not nothing about me getting mad.
I'm not saying you doing nothing.
You get the point.
Listening to Funny Marco,
I mean, this is the very polite, nice PC version of what he wanted to say I
Thought he did an amazing job explaining that I will toss it to Bobby so you could hear a little bit about what she had
to say
before we discuss
Are you recording? Yes, we're recording
I guess this is how we're doing this now. Oh, it's chops in there there
Not gonna lie. I was a little shocked. So here's my
My version of what happened last year. We were supposed to go on tour and I was tea backed out last minute
Because my husband had just left me
I just had surgery and I was super nervous going into this because I was not prepared and I text Marco and I said Marco I'm so sorry to do this but I'm so
depressed right now I literally wanna myself he doesn't reply to me and then
he unfollows me I woke up from surgery actually to him unfollowing me and not
only that in the coming weeks he would go on multiple podcasts and talk about how much he didn't fuck with my style of humor.
Fast forward some time.
Yeah, come on, get to the tea.
Get to the tea.
And like, I actually felt really good about it.
I felt like I really got out of my comfort zone.
I really felt good about it.
And he was like, yeah, you killed it.
It was great.
Fast forward a couple more weeks and I hear from my team that he canceled it.
And I'm like, what what the hell Marco canceled the show
Like why they're like, I don't know. So I'm like calling him calling him calling him doesn't answer me. I'm like, okay
Congratulations on the baby doesn't answer me. He just won't answer me
But then he's tagging me and posted Taylor Swift dancing and being like that's Bobby and I'm like, okay
It's just so cool fast forward to, and I get tagged in a video
of Marco standing by a pool talking to everybody
about why he canceled the tour.
And like.
You didn't play the rest of the part
where she talks about it.
It's just too long when there's too many words.
It's too many words.
I got what you're saying.
She later went into, I am socially awkward,
I have social anxiety.
So that wasn't my bag.
And I explained this to Marco.
Flip, you said that they were on tour before?
See, I don't like that.
They weren't on tour before, but they were supposed to.
And she backed out.
OK.
So they never actually went, did any dates with each other?
No, not before.
No, but this time they did a couple of shows.
And Marco wasn't satisfied with how she was on the show.
See, now wait, slow down, slow down,
I'm sorry to cut you off, Liv.
Because they never did any shows,
don't mean that work for the tour didn't start yet.
Because tours have to be set up.
That's true.
Weeks and months in advance.
So if we set all these dates up
with all these people behind the scenes
figuring this shit out
And then when it's time to rock and roll you pop up with I'm depressed
No, just silence for me yeah
And notice plenty of podcasters out there and also my question you all cuz I'm all over the place now is
What is divorce?
Also my question to y'all, because I'm all over the place now,
is what is divorce etiquette when work is involved?
When you know that your coworker is going through a divorce
and that could be a strenuous time in their lives,
but work gotta get done.
Because in this moment, I don't get the fuck
that you're going through a divorce
if we have a tour set up, I don't.
That's me, that's me.
You have to be able to check some of that shit
at the door, unfortunately.
But that's easier said than done for some people.
That's true. For some people, yeah.
Based off your experience in life.
Like this, we don't know.
Stay home or don't agree to go on a tour.
That's my question.
I watch Marco's grind, so I understand,
he come from where we come from.
You know what I mean?
So he understands the struggle and, you know,
just being determined to get to it.
To get to it. With her, With her, I'm not judging her,
but she probably had it easy a lot.
You know what I'm saying?
And it's just easy for her to just back out of the tour.
And for some niggas that put a lot of work in,
that shit, like when I give you a second chance,
because you backed out before,
when I give you a second chance,
I'm expecting you to be on your A game.
You know what it sound like?
And now in the second chance,
you bringing that internet awkward type of comedy
to our live show and it's not really translating.
And then I'm telling you after every show
and you like, no, that's what I do.
Wait, now the first time I hear that
should not be on tour.
True.
I agree with that.
You know who fault that is too though?
Hers.
Both.
Because from what I've, you know fault that is to though hers both because
from what I've
You guys can correct me. You've never been on tour, but
Some of this stuff should be rehearsed some of this stuff or the direction at least of the content
Should be rehearsed to where we know the direction so she can't even get up there and pull the quiet shit
I tell y'all all the time. Hey, actually, when we were doing tour rehearsals, I said one million times,
there's really no such thing as rehearsal.
Yeah, but a lot of...
We could be as prepared as we want to be.
Yeah.
We can have our segments.
Totally different.
But when you get out there under them bright lights
and somebody drop a ball, you just drop the ball.
Gotcha.
You got to pick it up.
He come from...
Why was he thinking that she was going to present
any other way than what she has presented as?
Like I've never seen any other version of her
other than that quiet, awkward,
kind of weird staccato style of interviewing, so...
I do think that there is a little bit of fault
in trying to book fucking, I don't know,
Griselda for a club tour.
Like if that, it's the wrong fit.
First to respond to you. Book the right person for the right game. Right. I don't like that Griselda for a club tour like if that thing is the wrong it's the wrong fit first to respond to
The right person for the right game, right? I don't like that Griselda example
Like I agree apart if you're booking Griselda for a club tour
You know you off like there is not saying to them if we're going on a club tour
Like that's your bad. It's nothing to take a alter to make that their thing. If you're a comedian, and Funny Marco come from stand up,
grind out tours, so he know what goes into that.
And I assume that Bobby Althoff is in that same vibe
because they've had those conversations.
When she agrees to go on tour and we go work on a show,
cause I'm sure that they went and worked on something for the collaboration.
No, OK, hold on.
But to answer you, they come from more of the improv.
Yeah. Right. So that's where they come from.
So he's treating it as such.
And he has conversations with Bobby behind the scenes.
So he's expecting that to translate on stage.
But she's she's comfortable with Marco.
Yeah. May not be comfortable in Chico Waw, Minnesota.
Then go home.
And that's what she's saying.
She's saying that I suffered a level of anxiety
that I didn't know what was going to come with.
But he's saying that, no, he's saying
that you can act like that on the podcast,
meaning that he has engaged with her.
Like you said, it's a comfortability thing.
So he's expecting, he sit here, you sit there,
let's get into a conversation.
So if I'm throwing something at you,
I'm not expecting you on stage in front of mad people
to do that because that's dead end.
That's dead end.
Yeah, but podcasts are like a controlled environment.
The stage is the complete and total opposite.
So this might've been a little bit of her
not really truly understanding that.
Or her not being as invested as he is. That's what it sounds like to me.
For her to be able to just say, yo, I'm not, this is who I am. This is my style of comedy. I can't
do this. Meaning you don't have much to lose here. You're not invested as he is. But he putting this
together. So like, yo, this is a tour. I got XY got the behind the scenes shit done. I've invested in here.
He's so up.
We got to make this work.
And wait a minute.
Hold up.
Hold up now.
Yes.
Yes.
Because it's easy for that person to walk away.
To me, this is the same conversation
that we see with the viral streaming artist trying
to go do real shows.
It's not the same world.
This is an internet world versus trying to do shit
as an actual entertainer performer. All right, but look, these kids aren't necessarily built for that shit because they're used to just pressing the upload world. This is the internet world versus trying to do shit as an actual entertainer performer. These kids aren't necessarily built for that shit because they're used to just
pressing the upload button.
And reading the comments, replying to which comments they want to reply to, et cetera,
et cetera.
But you can say the same thing about yourself though because you come over one side and
on here, but when we did another show, you showed a different side to you. You wasn't
the one line or you were more involved.
For sure.
And then I was aware of that because behind the scenes we had the conversation.
Right.
So what I'm saying is that I think Marco did the same thing.
He's saying that put that character away. That shit's not going to work here.
Show me, show them the Bobby out off that we know.
And I feel like that's not even Marco's job to relay this information to her.
Got it.
Like that's on her team. If,
if this is her second time trying to set up a tour,
I'm gonna assume that her team has expressed to her
the importance of hard ticket history.
Ooh.
You might be trying to build hard ticket history.
And if that's happening, then when somebody comes to say
to you, hey, what we doing out here,
ain't getting it done, that is time for you to fix it.
Right. It's not time for you to say, that's just what I do doing out here, ain't getting it done, that is time for you to fix it.
Right.
It's not time for you to say, that's just what I do.
You know why you can say that is because I don't,
I don't feel the same risk you feel.
I'm not as invested in this as you are.
So it's easier for her to say, yo, that's just me,
this is what it is. Wrong time to learn that
in real time.
I agree.
Wrong time to figure that out.
Somebody could say before the tour starts,
yo, I'm not feeling it, I'm not rocking with it,
and the money ain't right, it don't feel good,
I hear you do it without me, dawg.
And even that's fucked up because now I've set
all these venues for our audiences, not for me.
Right, right.
Like he come from stand up, he could have easily went
and did a 300 seater and been fine.
Right, right.
Shoutin' on both, but I just thought
that was a really interesting beef. Yeah, it is interesting.
Tagging her and ignoring the phone calls is definitely a little bit strange.
I'm hot. I'm fucking heated right now.
I don't think that's true.
How do you respond to that when somebody...
She's grinding my gears, but I have to promote and make it seem like we're cool.
We're on tour.
Hey, look, y'all, anything that I got hot. I'm at my people but in real life that you know
What's up, you know what it is with me? I just talked to you this morning. Yeah
The show gotta go on so I gotta make it seem like shit is okay over here
Yeah, I put up that gang picture I still have smoke from my head
from the last episode.
I hate Joseph. Just me.
Yes.
Oh, it's just me.
It is.
Just me.
That's crazy.
Was that nice?
Was that nice to say to your team?
As I was writing it.
I was digging.
Hold on.
A lot.
Anyway, what's up?
What have we got?
Presumed fucking innocent.
Let's get to it.
Let's go.
Let's go.
And I watched them all.
I watched them all.
I'm here.
You're going to plug your ears inside.
I watched it as well.
That's what's up.
What do we do?
All of them.
Creepy-ass fucking family, man.
Yeah, for real, for real.
What a creepy fucking family.
First of all, Chef's Kiss to presume innocent.
Job well done.
I tip my hat.
Round of applause for the job that y'all did
this entire season.
It's a shame that Apple TV is cutting
their budget for TV shows.
Are they?
Yes.
I just saw that they put 20 million episode in this.
Severance.
Severance, too.
Just Severance.
Well, yeah. Everyone else is going to take a back seat for a moment. The problem is they put 20 million episode in this. Severance. Just severance. Oh, well, yeah.
Everyone else is going to take a back seat for a little bit.
The problem is they put the money into the shows,
but forgot to promote them.
Yeah.
Yeah, nobody knows that Apple TV has all the fire that they have.
Outside of word of mouth, you do not
know that Apple TV has this much fire sitting in it.
And we do not have an Apple deal.
No, we don't.
Because it sounds like we do.
Yeah, I'll take them.
I tried to get one. They reminded you they was Apple, right? Yeah, they just said, yo, we Apple, yo. That's it. That's it. I'll take them. I tried to get one.
They reminded you they was Apple, right? Yeah, they just said, yo, we Apple, yo.
That's it, that's it.
Look at your phone.
Go home and use it.
Look at your phone, look at your laptop.
Watch TV.
Don't piss me off,
because I make all your shit stop working.
Yeah, there's no dick table in Apple.
Like, you can't put your dick on the table in there.
Just kidding, I tried.
I missed.
Missed the whole table, short titanium.
But back to Presume Innocent, job well done,
really creepy ass family to any of you guys who guessed who the person was, I won't say.
Y'all did a phenomenal job.
I was half right.
I thought I had it.
I thought I had it too, until the very last little two.
They had to put a little twist.
That was my guess initially in like episode one,
I said, yo, it's this.
And I was like, oh, you motherfucker.
Cause of all.
But,
hot take,
hot take for me.
Let's go.
Carolyn Palemas deserved that shit.
Oh, shit. Jesus Christ.
Carolyn Palemas absolutely deserved that shit. Why are. Karolin Palemus absolutely deserved that shit.
Why are you sitting there telling a 16 year old girl.
Yeah, she was talking crazy to her.
Well, bitch, I'ma be here for life.
So tell daddy, get ready.
She's pregnant.
Aw, shit.
Call back, I'll get your call back, I'll get your call back.
Alright, well no pregnant lady deserves that.
Obviously.
But we're talking about a fictional television.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no. No, no, no.. Oh no, I know. Okay. I just don't want them to kill me for saying that the burning lady should have died. But in terms of the fictional show I'm saying,
her saying all that she said to the 16 year old daughter
is like, well, what did you expect?
She was on the verge. Not to die.
Well. Well, that's your bad.
She rocked. That's your bad.
I know.
Actions have repercussions.
You can't just do and say what you want in this world without there being repercussions
Mmm, I know me and you don't know that like no no no no this is the same
Fucking argument that I had when we were talking about love and death the same
Argument tournament. It was about Candy Montgomery and being the axe murderer of her former lovers wife
This you are literally saying the exact same argument.
No, I don't remember the argument.
My argument was basically, you were like,
oh my God, so she deserved to die?
I was like, there is consequences for everybody's actions,
and that affair could logically have led to where it did.
That was my exact argument.
Man, I don't even remember what you're talking about.
The lady that killed, you don't remember
Jane of Montgomery, the lady that, the neighbor?
All the HBO show.
The neighbor that killed the husband.
That we were all obsessed with for those seven episodes.
Okay, we were in that shit, y'all remember.
Come on, you're not gonna remember.
We were fucking in that.
A neighbor killed who?
The neighbor, he was.
He was fucking the neighbor.
He was fucking the neighbor.
They made a deal of stipulation, the charts of.
It was set up in like the 70s.
Oh, I remember this.
It was...
Yeah.
It's coming back to me.
And what was our argument?
What you're saying is that was my...
You're basically giving me my argument back to...
She couldn't wait to get shit on there.
Who cares?
Like, what are you talking about?
Don't do it, Da'Hara.
Who cares?
What are you talking about?
Get your argument back, man.
You turned up for shit from 500 episodes ago.
Don't know how many of you remember this shit.
All right, go ahead.
You was right.
Your memory is very selective.
No, you was right.
Whoa.
Your memory is very selective and very convenient.
Yes.
How do you think I've succeeded for 43 years?
You're not surprising me with something here.
I got you.
But OK.
So, all right.
What she said was fucked up, but I mean, does that warrant like her getting a poker to the
head?
On the show?
I guess.
Yes.
Okay.
In real life?
No.
No.
Like you can't say that type of shit and not expect and turn your back.
And turn your back.
And not expect nothing to happen.
Turn your back.
That's kind of what you're saying. Not saying you deserved it, but if you speak into somebody that way and then turn your back. And turn your back. And turn your back. Turn your back. That's kind of what it is.
She turned her back.
I say you deserved it, but if you speaking to somebody that way and then turn your back,
little pow pow.
Why are you getting sassy with a damn kid?
And why are you trying to keep the kid of a nigga you hating one to do it?
True.
Hello?
Hello?
Wake it up.
Bring it to the register, man.
Say something now.
Say something now. So we're not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, Hello? Hello? Wake it up.
Bring it to the register man. Say something now.
Say something now.
No, so are we spoiling?
Are we just gonna go ahead and spoil?
Because what I wanna say is being protected by the spoil.
So if we're gonna fucking do a whole spoiler.
Spoil alert.
Okay, fucking spoil alert.
The part, the show.
This ain't the first time we spoil this shit.
Yo, they spoiled it.
Fast forward then, fast forward about, I don't know,
45 seconds, maybe like a minute.
Fast forward through this product and I pay cash.
You say the same thing.
Does he not say to fast forward through shit?
No, I'm kidding.
Okay, okay, but.
You was right, and Tory's in jail.
You still make it slap.
The part that was so far-fetched to me,
the series itself was fantastic.
The way it was shot, everything, acting, et cetera.
The part that was the most far-fetched to me
was his reaction.
Him circling the block, coming back to the house,
and he finds her fucking dead,
and then all of a sudden he has the wherewithal
to make it look like to disguise the scene.
Like in that moment and it's limited time
that he's got to be there.
That boy thinks he's on his feet, he's a lawyer.
That shit was just, it was really,
it was just too far-fetched.
It was just, it was too far-fetched for me.
I was like, wow, womp, womp, womp.
What was the time period?
You didn't like it?
You didn't like the ending? Not that part. Really? I didn't like it? You didn't like the ending?
Not that part.
Really?
I didn't like it.
Like how much time did he have?
I thought that shit was clever.
They didn't specify how long it took him
to come up with the.
That was my question.
Like was it, did he have five hours?
No, no, no.
How much time do you want to spend in a woman's home
that literally you just saw alive
10 minutes ago and now she's brutally fucking murdered.
How much time do you want to spend in that house?
I thought something gave it away to him
that he thought that his family did it.
It's depending upon who or what I'm trying to cover up
as much time as needed.
You've literally been to the house already.
You guys had your exchange with one another.
You leave under probably the pretense of
you guys are not in a very good exchange with one another. You leave under the, probably the pretense of,
you know, you guys are not in a very good place
with one another, which is what we come to assume.
You come back, you spin the block, you come back,
and now she's murdered, and it's been like,
what, maybe like 10, 15 minutes?
And inside of that time, you're like,
who the fuck was here?
And now you're assuming it's your wife.
So it's like, how much time are you spending
in the murder victim's house?
But he didn't assume it was his wife. In his story, he knew that it's your wife. So it's like, how much time are you spending in the murder victim's house? But he didn't assume it was his wife.
In his story, he knew that it was his wife.
I saw the car.
He saw the car, yes.
I went back that night, and I know what you did.
So he wasn't assuming.
So he had to wear it, though.
He said he didn't see the car.
He said something about putting a tracker in her car.
Well, same concept.
Same thing, if the tracker's in the vicinity. No, but I don't think that he'd had the tracker in her car. Well, same concept. Same thing, if the tracker's in the vicinity.
No, but I don't think that he'd had the tracker in the car
prior to all of this happening.
I think he put it in afterwards.
No, man.
He knew that his wife went there, that's why he told her.
He knew his wife's car went there.
Yeah, he knew that the car was there.
That's why he told his wife.
Shorty, I won't, and that's when Shorty came and said,
no, dad, oh, oops.
That's, it was me. And listen, this ain dad. Oh, oops. It was me.
And listen, this ain't so far fetched to me.
Sometimes you be in the middle of a good
six to eight month cheat.
You think you love her?
That's your baby.
And then your fucking girl do some shit
or say something and then snap you back into old shit.
Now you're right.
Now you're right, baby.
I love you, I bugged out with her.
I thought I wanted to be with her,
but home is where the heart is.
And now you gotta cover up the body.
I feel them, I'm not mad at them.
You ain't be either.
The daughter is a weirdo.
For sure.
She's a weirdo and she needs therapy.
It's funny that, wasn't they in therapy?
Yes, well no, the daughter wasn't.
The daughter was never in therapy.
That's the other part that jumped out to me couples therapy then the wife stole the therapist
I needed a loan therapy the daughter never hit therapy and she's sticking ahead. I
Can't believe it. I told you you said it. I said it too. I
Ain't watch one episode
Where you get it from he saw the movie
I know it. Took that shit.
Where you get it from?
He saw the movie.
Was that the same as the movie?
As a movie?
As a movie.
That was a movie?
Yes.
Harrison Ford was in it.
But this was a twist.
Oh, it was?
And that movie was just Rusty's Wife.
Got it.
Yeah.
That shit was ill.
I liked that shit.
Yeah, I liked it.
Bravo.
Bravo.
Everybody said it.
Hey, Jake Dillon Hall,
my success rate with things that you star in
continues to thrive.
You don't let me down.
Great white.
Great white.
Okay.
Don't do that.
Don't act like you ain't seen Nightcrawler.
What was it?
No, Jake's on Nightcrawler.
What was that when he was the new, yeah.
And Donnie Darko, hello.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
You have a Nightcrawler? Yeah nigga
Nightcrawler is a X-Men
Is that what you're trying to figure out?
No, and Nightcrawler is a Jake Dillon movie
What? What are you trying to-
Donnie Darko is the one
He wasn't Brokeback Mountain
That's the one that's going to come to my brain
It was a fantastic movie
He was just struggling to figure out which film
Didn't it win a lot of awards, man?
I broke back him out and won awards, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, but don't step on the joke.
Why you think he would recognize Broke Back Mountain?
We were talking, I was just suggesting.
What?
He be shooting his ass.
Yo.
He be shooting his ass.
From Presumed Innocent, that did it
for all of my Wednesday shows that come out Tuesday.
It's over now.
Yeah. So now I'm watching Hotel out Tuesday. It's over now.
So now I'm watching Hotel Cocaine.
Ice told me to watch it.
I'm watching it.
Anything that has Vic Mackie
and a lot of my favorites is in this shit.
Vic Mackie from The Shield.
This nigga from Law and Order
that reminds me of Michael Paul.
Anytime he's in it, he be killing shit too.
I like it. You're talking with it? Yeah, no, I like it.'s in it, he be killing shit too. I like it.
You're fucking with it?
Yeah, no, I like it.
Yeah, I'm telling you, this shit is good.
I like it.
It's a little spoofy.
It's more spoofy than I like my drug dealer type shit,
but it is entertaining and it's fun.
It's fun.
Shit is good.
Like in my drug dealer shit,
they would have known that dude was informing
from episode two and killed him
and that would have been the end of the show.
But since he can't tell that his brother is the one, we'll drag it out, I guess.
Let's drag it out.
It get better.
It's good.
I'm not saying that little.
I'm only three episodes in.
I'm only three episodes in.
Six, maybe six or seven out right now.
Hotel cocaine.
Check it out.
Check it out.
What else? What else?
What else?
Champagne sales are down.
I can change that.
Champagne sales are down,
and the people that judge this stuff are saying
that's because we out here have had less to celebrate.
Yeah.
That's dark.
I never thought about that.
Like having jobs.
What are you talking about?
This shit real.
Champagne prices ain't down.
They damn sure ain't.
You don't drink champagne, do you?
I don't drink nothing.
Yeah.
My girl drink that.
I drink champagne.
Me too.
She can give you the headache.
I can't fucking drink champagne.
You gotta drink only champagne if you drink champagne.
I can't.
One glass of champagne and give me a headache.
Champagne might go good with some steak frights.
Oh, for sure.
Fucking freak.
Oh, you know, I saw this.
You just gonna call them frights forever, yo. You're an Oh, God. Sure. Fucking god. Freak. Oh, you're not?
You're just gonna call them freights forever, yo.
You're an idiot, yo.
Cause that's some American shit, steak and fries.
Shut the fuck up.
Tucker Carlson overtakes Joe Rogan on Spotify
and is now the biggest podcast in America.
On Spotify.
Yeah, on Spotify.
Congrats.
But it might be.
I don't know.
He might be, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised.
He's got a big fan base.
Sheesh.
All right, well Joe Rogan has been the number one guy
for like 20 years, so you having a hot week
ain't gonna change my opinion of him.
That's right.
Or a hot year. Month.
Do it for 19 more years, and then I'll talk about
Tucker Carlson in the same breath as fucking Joe Rogan.
Until then, sorry.
And Joe Rogan's been on a tier.
He has been on an absolute tier. else what else what else the TNT crew
TNT has officially the NBA has officially divorced the NBA TNT team yeah okay
after this season Amazon made an offer yeah Amazon made an offer TNT did in turn match that offer.
The NBA chose the Amazon offer.
As we knew that, I think we said that
on the last Patreon.
Amazon been doing a lot though, man.
Doing boxing events, they been doing Amazon.
Yeah, they had a NFL on Thursdays.
Oh really?
Yeah, yeah.
I think they had a playoff game too, if I recall correctly.
I noticed that.
And it looks different.
Amazon shit look a little bit different from ESPN shit. I noticed that and it looks different Amazon shit
looking a little bit different from ESPN shit I've been watching them. They do. I
got a quote from Barkley that says clearly the NBA wanted clearly the NBA
has wanted to break up with us from the beginning. I'm not sure TNT ever had a
chance. TNT matched the money but the league knows Amazon and these tech
companies are the only ones willing to pay for the rights when they double in the future. The NBA didn't want to
piss them off. It's a sad day when owners and commissioners choose money over the fans.
It just sucks. I just want to thank everyone who has been at Turner for the last 24 years.
They are the best people and the most talented and they deserve better. I also want to thank the NBA and its fans, the best fans in the world.
We're going to give you everything we have next season.
That is from Charles Barkley.
Charles Charles.
And what the deal consists of, Amazon will now have weekly regular season games,
NBA playoff games, NBA conference finals, the SoFi play in
tournament, Emirates NBA Cup, it says a new Black Friday game, WNBA Commissioners
Cup championship, WNBA postseason and finals, global distribution and the NBA
and WNBA league pass for the next 11 years. Wow.
Oh shit, Big Bang take a little bit. That's exactly what there still is ESPN and ABC and NBC's got a new deal
I think it's Sunday night basketball. I want to say
NBA on EMBC theme song is back
Hey Marval, but I ain't gonna lie, they used to smoke the pre-game intros a little
better than TNT.
The Chicago Bulls have been on top of the Eastern Conference for seven years.
They start showing some clips, some background music.
Will this be the year Reggie Miller overtakes them?
Or will Pat Ewing get it?
They smoked that shit.
Nostalgia would want me to have that as an afternoon game though, because that's how
it used to be yeah
sucks
TNT puts out a statement. It said we have matched the Amazon offer as we have a contractual right to do. Oh
And do not believe the NBA can reject it in
Doing so they are rejecting the many fans who continue to show their unwavering support for our best in-class coverage
delivered through the full combined reach of
WB can't see is that O or D D
full combined reach of WBD's video first distribution platforms including TNT
Home to our four decade partnership with the league and
Max our leading streaming service. We think they have grossly
misinterpreted our contractual rights with respect to the 25-26 season and
beyond and we will take appropriate action. We look forward however to
another great season of the NBA on TNT and Max,
including our iconic Inside the NBA."
End quote.
Oh, shoot.
Fight back, fight back.
This shit ain't over.
That's what it sound like.
Yeah, fight back.
It's over.
No, it's over.
It's over.
We'll talk about that.
Hey.
Take us to court.
Okay.
Yo, dog, them different lawyers.
This ain't Selena and Barnes, nigga.
Them is, they some other type of lawyers, bro. 888, 888. Yeah, these things are different. them different lawyers they say uh Selena on Barnes nigga
what you think Big Jeff got that's what i'm talking about okay
no i'm talking about Big Jeff oh yeah Big Jeff Jay money Jay yeah
Ted Turner been rich for a long time that's cool that's cool that Bezos money
different but it's no doubt nice little slugfest i don't want That's cool. That's cool. Yes. Yes. That's cool. That base those money different though.
But it's cool.
Yeah, no doubt.
Nice little slog first.
I don't want everything on streaming though.
I will say that.
Like I do like the fact that I'm TNT as a fan,
I can watch it on TV if I'm somewhere where there's TV.
If there's not, I can put it on Macs and watch it there.
Being completely restricted to only Prime
is going to be kind of whack for the average user.
And for like the bar business and stuff like that.
Like.
Nah, they just want to subscribe to the package. pay also so that way yeah maybe the bar it's the
same way they did with the NBA Sunday ticket that moved over and you just have
to subscribe to a different platform now yeah but yeah just coming in the house
and turning on the TV because you know the game is on you man a lot of people
it's the fourth quarter you was driving you you know I'm saying that you just
cut it on that that's gonna be a lot of folks myself included don't even have
that we could turn on the TV, don't even have that.
Me too.
Where you can turn on the TV.
I don't have a cable box on none of my TVs.
But you're in the minority.
No, I'm a minority of course,
but that minority is growing.
There are a lot of people,
it's just like having a home phone today.
Pause.
Pause.
Your minority is growing?
Yo, that was nuts.
Minority report
Trying to give us that my no, I pay I pay but yeah that is that is there are more people joining that side
Listen when everybody's money is like that it comes down to vision and foresight true, right?
So what does the vision look like with TNT?
What does the vision look like with Amazon and? What does division look like with Amazon?
And like Charles said, when you think about the future...
At tech, they've been wanting to get their money going.
We're going over here. The NBA is not going to continue to watch what Roger Goodell did last year, in the last two years.
Which was, go get money from anybody with tech, anything.
Amazon, YouTube, whoever got it, Peacock, cut the check.
Adam Silver, who everybody says is one of the best lawyers,
he ain't playing that shit, cut the checks.
I don't know that there won't be games
to come on the way that y'all saying,
because I don't think he's finished.
True, that's a good point.
I think there's gonna be plenty of carve outs
and he gonna put the NBA games anywhere
that he's able to put them.
Just not TNT.
Depending on how ironclad that contract is.
And I might even come back to TNT after I'm done moving around.
Saying I don't need this amount of money from you and I'm not offering you this but I'll give you such-a-such games for the year.
I'm going to do that now with the Knicks.
They don't have no fucking season tickets to give me so they gotta pick.
They gotta give you the packages.
Yeah I gotta pick some shit so they gonna pick some
games and yada yada yada. They might they might come back and do that with TNT.
They could. So we'll see. I don't think this is the end of this. There are also
reports saying that whoever purchases Amazon and ESPN would like to hire the
team from. I'm sure. Inside the NBA? Yeah inside the NBA. I'm sure Barclay has been has been has been uh
Uh has been solid and if we're not on TNT, I'm not doing it I retire
true
But things may change Barclay also like that money
Is one of them? Yo, listen, they made me off. I couldn't refuse. Yeah
No such thing Stop sure. There is a such thing. No, it's true. Yo, listen, they made me offer I couldn't refuse. Yeah. It's no such thing.
Stop.
Sure.
There is a such thing.
No, it's true.
No, no, no, it's no such thing.
What, well, yeah, you're right.
There is no such thing.
But what I saw floating around was
that people were offering 20 million,
and I paid attention to this just because pocket watching
and this is my field, 20 million for the cast or the show each no I think Barclays smart he's doing exactly
supposed to be doing to do what though yeah the show run that up so now if
that's accurate I don't know cuz research but if that's accurate, I don't know, because research, but if that's accurate,
then you could see Charles Barkley saying.
I don't think it hit the same, like just on a,
that's a very expensive show.
I know it don't sound a lot because of the people
that we're talking about, but 20 million for a show?
I just think that-
Yeah, but if it generates that.
Yeah, I think that
their viewership is the way it is because of them it is like yo it could
be a bum-ass game and you again you just at home you ain't doing shit you'll cut
that shit on to hear the dialogue from them go to halftime and not watch
game because they have good games that come on with Steve Smith, no disrespect to Steve Smith,
Jamal Crawford and them do some games.
You're right, but I can assure you
that the NBA is not looking at it like that.
Maybe not.
The NBA rights is where the package is.
True.
Part of why they looking at TNT like,
yeah, is because TNT just keep pumping this,
hey, we have the inside of the NBA.
True, true. They going a whole different route not only do we not care about that
but there's 20 million athletes now with a microphone giving their opinion and
having a bold take and that's true true we can get this figured out. We can get it figured out.
If we have the rights to the game you could take your show some more. Yeah because I
don't think I but see I don't even I don't even no disrespect to those gentlemen I don't
think their show would do nearly as well without that PM slot again you just get
comfortable in your house hearing them make you laugh and jokes and shit. The
white people is gonna divide and conquer dog Charles you want to retire or go
down with the ship now I'm giving more money to Ernie if I can get Ernie Dreymon
CJ McCullen I'm just freestyling now if Er Ernie. If I can get Ernie Dreymon, CJ McCullen,
I'm just freestyling now.
If Ernie is sitting there, I can get another show.
I can get another show like this.
Give me two of them.
If I get Ernie and Kenny, or no Kenny, Ernie and Shaq.
Nah, I'm just kidding.
I don't know if you can get another show like that
with just two of them.
I don't know, bro.
The comedic pieces are the important pieces to me. Wait, I'm not saying just two of them. I'm saying if two of them? Yeah, I don't know. The comedic pieces are the important pieces to me.
Wait, I'm not saying just two of them.
I'm saying if two of them are seated there.
No, I'm saying you can build around it.
Then you can build around and that will be the new version
of this show.
Maybe.
That's what they're gonna feel like.
Maybe.
I don't know.
You know chemistry though.
That's true.
I think you need, I think we don't know what NBA players
have chemistry in show.
That's true.
Until you throw them in the pot. It's a gamble. That's okay. Until you throw them in the pot.
It's a gamble.
That's true.
Until you throw them in the pot.
Listen, I'm gonna miss it.
I think it's one of the best shows ever created.
Absolutely.
Ever.
So, we'll see.
We'll pay attention to it.
I agree with that.
Next season is the last one.
Let's make it a good one.
No, they're gonna make it crazy.
Yo, watch.
Yeah.
His Barclays mouth is wild.
And if you know this my last year, he'll say some shit what they gonna define me, right?
He's a wild boy
Let's see here
I'm not sure if it's true or not, but jeez he gets full custody. I don't think that's true. All right, so take it off
Candice Owens got to shut the fuck up. Yes, Candice Owens does indeed have to shut the fuck up
But I'll explain that to y'all on a Patreon.
Okay.
All right.
And house warming's overrated.
We can talk about that on Patreon.
I'm cool.
I'm cool.
I am cool.
Don't steal my shit, y'all.
Don't steal your what?
His sleeper.
He wasn't talking about sleep.
I was.
Oh, okay. Oh, look at y'all back on the same page. Yeah, that I was. Oh, okay.
Oh, look at y'all back on the same page.
That's right.
Oh, man.
You trying to get him out of here quick, nigga?
Vacation time?
Show set.
I'm talking about,
I just wanna make sure my brother.
I don't even have a sleeper, actually,
but you know I'll find one.
But my method of finding one is different from yours, huh?
Do we have friendship?
Yeah, like you go to the new music section.
Oh.
Look for Ye Ali or Kenyon Dixon. And I'm going to actually put some thought and time
into my song.
You go to the hate section.
It's cool, though.
So what happens when I play some old shit?
Like what, Luther?
What, Luther?
Never too much?
You play a little Never Too Much?
And I bought you last week with two.
What's that, Ye Ali record?
It's the hate. Oh, what's that? Yeah, we break Damn man, I ain't been buying too much music. Yeah. Oh this guy should have got a look for me, man
Pause here. This guy should have got a look. Oh
And shorty. All right. What are we doing sleepers sleepers?
Man, I got a question. Oh god what listen? I mean are any of your friends easy? Yeah
What you know, it's interesting as a married man you asking that question
My wife birthday, So let me chill.
Hold on.
You asking about other Easies.
Yo, you down with her?
You talking to my wife, Easy, nigga?
No.
You did a whole pot, and you didn't say happy birthday
to your wife?
He said, I wanted to wait till the right moment
to say happy birthday.
This would be it.
This would be it.
I don't think he was asking for him.
Listen, I was just asking to see if you were able to identify
if any of your friends were easy.
I do watch your friends and they're stunning.
But I want to know, like my man want to know
which one of them he can move faster with
or he'll be able to move faster with.
Tell him to shoot a shot.
Because both of their names is S's, start with S's.
I mean they're both bad.
We got the letter and we got Sabrina.
So which one is the?
I would be interested to find out as well.
Who's easy like Sunday, who's hard like Saturday?
Saturday ain't hard.
Hard like Monday.
Hard like Monday.
Monday hard than motherfuckers.
Would you ever answer that question to say if you had an easy?
I could never say that my girlfriends are easy because I don't think that they are.
I think that they're grown.
Easy.
Easy like Sunday morning.
Look how good he sounds, Bones.
Look how good that sound.
Without saying no name or putting nobody business.
In your friend's circle, y'all don't have the one that all of y'all know, like Blanche.
It's going to go?
The Blanche.
She goes, quick.
You don't have a Blanche in your crew?
Oh yeah, I do.
She definitely does.
She don't want to say the dumb thing.
That's a question, Bones.
Well, if she can't say it, then that normally means.
The scene that, Joe.
Joseph, you cannot say that in a moment. She definitely does. She don't want to say dumb things. That's the answer to the question. Well, if she can't say it, then that normally means...
That she's the...
Joe, Joseph, you cannot say that in a mouthful.
I am definitely...
That's fucked up, Joe.
I am definitely not the blinch.
I never said that she was the blinch.
You said that because she can't admit that her presence is easy, that she's the easy one.
That's not what I said.
You replied it?
Imply.
I hate that word.
Imply. I said exactly what I wanted to say.
I didn't imply a thing.
Finish.
If you can't think of an answer,
then that might mean that someone else may.
You know what I mean?
Ooh.
That's a thing.
It is. That is a thing.
Now, one of the funny things with women is that
they really don't think that a bunch of their friends
be fast, cause they be lying to each other.
That's not true.
Until the Miami trip.
That's not true.
Until the Miami trip, until the pergola trip,
until they go out together.
What's that stupid ass girl party she said they have earlier?
The vision board party.
The vision board party.
Once they leave there, they figure out what's what.
Somebody gets visioned up.
And the nasty shit about it,
I wanna talk about that real quick.
You women that get up with each other
and then your homegirl hire one of them niggas,
like them exotic niggas or the niggas
that be fucking shooting shit in your mouth
and ice cream and shit.
Y'all be doing freaky shit with your homegirls.
Y'all bitches is hoes.
And on top of that, that's why I don't let my, no.
This why I don't.
Y'all seen the video of Angelina Jolie
kissing on her brother?
Excuse me?
Yeah.
She kissed him in the mouth?
Yeah.
They from West Virginia?
A big one.
But I, yo.
It was a long time ago.
But there have been reports that she,
she is a little eccentric.
She's aware of vial of her husband's blood.
That's called eccentric when white people do it.
No.
It's my man named Billy Bob Thornton.
Billy Bob Thornton says, yo, like her sex was different.
We didn't say nothing about eccentric when it was Wayne and baby.
You think I could pass for her brother?
No.
You tall and slender.
No, what's that shit he got?
Valero?
What's that skin disease?
Valero.
Valero.
Valero.
Yes, he's got Valero too.
That's what he's talking about.
And we don't ever see it because he's white.
You see it.
You see it.
Where?
I don't see it.
Right there.
That is my ongoing joke with Parks for the second he said that on the spot.
Where is your
vitiligo? hands? you can see it. he's got white hands. I don't see it.
she's got vitiligo too. no that's just elbow ash. she got elbow vitiligo. it might be. that's where it gets.
it got discolored. yeah I'd have to pour baby oil all over you.
I use it every day.
And you know what, honestly, it got smaller.
It's time to go to hourly now.
No, it got smaller.
You know, that's my cocoa butter vitamin E oils.
You need the cream.
You need what's that big shit there?
X-Forum. What's the big shit in the big tub?
That's not nice.
That's the big shit because the big tub
Listen Elliot Wilson and Charlamagne to God is still heating up. Still at it.
Oh yeah?
They're still heating up.
And there are some other people joining in to try to say that Elliot did not deserve
his top five position.
Charlamagne has doubled down and said if Elliot makes the list, he should have been number
25.
Like, they're just having a petty beef. I'm just glad that Content Niggas is beefing and it's not me.
Who else joined in?
People that weren't on the list.
People that weren't on the list.
And I only know that because Elliot is going to post you if you say that he didn't.
If you say he didn't deserve top five, he's gonna say he did or didn't he trying to get famous?
He'll put you out. Yeah, you know
Was left off the list that could have made I don't know I only pay attention to where I am
And I was high
so I
Keep getting confused at why people are having conversation about people that were underneath them on the list
Hey, I'm sure there was some niggas out there that deserved to make it. I wouldn't know you I
Wouldn't know who it is. You know, you know who's killing him right now for me art of dialogue is killing right now
Yes, they're on a run back fuels coming
Yeah, and they working on you know, I mean with no backing and they they they make anyway big bag fuel
Well, there's some other niggas out there, but I mean if it wasn't the top two then
work harder I
Don't know what you niggas is doing
Hey, some of y'all to make it like I'm sure a day content is king. They might do a top 70 list soon
Top 300 content niggas.
Are you fucking?
But if they do a top two list,
I'll be there.
Why would I care what number three is doing?
Like number three had Ice Spice pull up to the U-Haul truck.
She freestyled too.
No, I wouldn't.
Did she?
No.
She twerked. I was about to say, maybe that's her freestyle. I truck? She freestyled too. I wouldn't know. Did she? No.
She twerked.
I was about to say, that's her freestyle.
I cut it off when she lost weight.
Freestyle twerk.
When she lost weight, I got out of there.
See?
Her width of weight, I wasn't really.
Once I figured out how old she was, I said,
eh.
Oh yeah, I'm trying to DM her mom's.
Run some of that, yo, your daughter is killing right now.
The daughter you made.
The apple didn't fall too far.
No, I expect mom's good.
I'm at that age where I gotta look at how moms look.
Like y'all too young, but your moms.
Facts.
Mom's will get flipped.
Mom's will clear that gym out.
Mother's day be good for that shit.
Clear that gym out.
Oh my God, mom, some grandma.
Clear that gym out. Make it hard to mom, some grandma. Clear that gym out.
Make it hard to get a ticket.
Hard to get a ticket.
Hard to book.
On fuck massive flex night.
Yeah, hard to get a ticket.
And she's the Wade Phillips of months.
I'm not a cowbell, rolling mat and stuff.
She was repping for Wade Phillips.
Yeah, no, he's faithful.
He's married.
He just stretches us out.
We ain't heard a peep about a Wade.
I love Wade.
We're fine.
Just doing my own thing right now.
Yo, did y'all, y'all probably didn't hear this news
because it's a little bit, you know.
Who's y'all?
These two right here.
Oh, it's about skinny girls.
Joe and Hisham.
No, it's about to be something insulting.
Southwest Airlines now lets you pick your seats.
You're right.
Uh.
Nick, why you think I heard that?
It's over.
No, they didn't do it.
No.
No, they didn't.
It was a fight.
You got to fight for your right to party.
First come, first served.
Now you can purchase your seat.
Like, I want.
That's what he's saying.
Like a normal airline.
Now it's like a normal airline.
Group one, group two. Group one, group two.
Group A, group B.
I don't know nothing about that.
One of them bum ass airlines, I went up to that shit,
it was like eight groups, like it was like group nine, six.
Yeah, handicapped.
And they was trying to get creative.
Hey, what we do is we load in from the back of the plane.
So if you're in the back,
that gives us less traffic for the stewardess.
So everybody's 35A and back loaded.
Now I'm sitting here with my first class classes
than a motherfucker.
That's how it should go.
And see that's smart.
That is smart.
It's not smart if you want to charge more for first class.
Oh shit.
You ain't.
Shit.
Stop it, Is.
You ain't got no delay.
Leave her alone, you motherfucker.
Stop, don't do that.
Yeah, that's my girl.
Don't do that.
That's my girl.
I flew Mel first class to DC.
I know.
So you're straight.
Shut your ass up.
You know what I mean?
It was just quick.
She sat down, I had to get right back up.
She was in there trying to take a nap, trying to get comfy.
Hey, get your old ass up.
This flight is over, man.
47 minutes.
We're here now.
We're here now. is over, man. 47 minutes. We here now, we here now. Yeah, yeah.
Stupid, crazy, man.
You're not stealing 30 something, girl.
Never.
She ain't gonna take it, y'all.
That was the whole point.
Stop playing.
Is I'm not in that secret.
She didn't go on the plane.
But it was booked.
On my own.
But it was booked for her.
Child.
Are they still booking it?
But she rejected it.
But are they still booking it there?
Who is they?
Whoever they is. No.
What are you thinking about going though?
No.
You were mad when someone else went.
That's why I'm easy! I wanna be free to know the things I do all night
Come on, is it free?
Just me
Just me, just you
37B
37B
That's not even an N on the window
You in the middle.
I'm in the back.
They skip you usually in the back.
They don't bring the juices, sodas down there.
They can throw you the peanuts.
Yo.
Yo, catch.
What you want?
Let me get some cookies.
Cookies?
We don't have no more.
Hey, man, we only got 15 minutes left.
By the time I get back there, this light will be anyway, man.
Oh, man.
I do have a part of the show.
Get it.
From someone named J. Daniels094.
What's up, JD?
What's happening?
Can you believe there are people out there that were just
getting born in 94?
That shit is crazy.
Like, how he was born when he ready to die drop.
You missed the slaps, nigga.
All right, J. Daniels says,
politics, privacy and peace.
Over the years I've slightly judged Joe's approach
to dubbing serious, let me go back.
Over the years I've slightly judged Joe's approach
to dubbing serious slash educational
and or political topics with bird talk and jokes
in order to keep the pod, air quotes, fun.
Given the current times, I see the importance
in our platforms having these type of talks.
But boy oh boy, did I get learned on IG real quick.
I saw a post from DL Hughley,
which is where it can get tricky, if you know,
if you know, you know, shout out to DL. I saw a post from DL Hughley, which is where it can get tricky if you know, if you know you know. Shout out to DL. I saw a post from DL Hughley and on the photo it said Trump praised project
2025. Without thinking I asked a genuine question out of curiosity stating can someone please
clarify when and where Trump praised project 2025.
Oh you're toast buddy.
Oh boy.
You are fish food.
You are fish food. You are fish food.
Because my sources are showing the opposite.
Boy, why did I go and do that?
Is that so?
These niggas called me everything under the sun
for asking a question.
LMAO.
Oh, there's herd under the LMAO.
I was called a slow child, a literate,
a fourth grade Trump supporter. I am not a Trump child, a literate, a fourth grade Trump supporter.
I am not a Trump supporter, et cetera.
Only two people sent me in the right direction
and everyone else was just spicy and mean.
Never will I ever engage in a political convo
via the internet again.
The wolves and political gang members learned me.
Political gang members.
I see why they are. from it on his platform.
But why do political conversations
have to be so aggressive and argumentative amongst us?
Question mark.
Anybody want to help Jay Daniels 094 out
I mean a lot of it has to do with the social media sites
Encouraging that type of behavior because it raises engagement and gets people to comment. Yeah, like rage baiting correct. Yes
Think that um
Politics and religion were two things that you were just taught not to discuss and this was way before social media game I'm sure I think with the politics and religion were two things that you were just taught not to discuss. And this was way before social media game.
I think with the politics and the religion,
you start to question somebody's-
Moral code.
Morals, their, you know what I mean?
Like just a bunch of personal shit.
So if I'm looking at you and I'm judging you negatively
on a personal light, we can start beefing.
You know what I'm saying?
Like on some, oh, you did that, you follow him,
well then that means that you're, it's some bullshit.
So I think that people have been taught to stay away from it
because that should be breaking up friendships
and families and all of that.
But only recently, it's only since,
no, that's not true.
No, no, no.
Maybe it was more prevalent.
I've been like this my whole life.
No.
My whole, my entire life.
People have been saying do not discuss politics and religion since we were kids. No, I know, I, no. Maybe it was more prevalent. I've been like this my whole life. No. My whole, my entire life. People have been saying do not discuss politics
and religion since we were kids.
No, I get that, and that's absolutely true.
But I would say that the conversation-
Your childhood was before mine.
Your childhood was before mine.
Your childhood was before, shut your ass up.
That was both of y'all.
Y'all think your childhood was different.
That was in fact, you know, just basically the common thought. But I'm saying in terms
of the last couple of elections with Trump entering the fray, that's where people started
to, you know, kind of like, whoever you aligned with, it was like a personal alignment. You
know what I'm saying? So that is what I feel like in terms of like friendships and family
members starting to like-
I think he bought the mudslinging.
Yeah.
Right? Before we've ever- like, because it's always been two sides of the aisle.
Yeah.
Right?
But when you think about like when John McCain and Obama were running against each other-
Gentlemen. Gentlemen.
Exactly.
Gentlemen.
And John McCain lost like a gentleman.
When they would boo Obama at McCain's arms, he'd be like, no, no, no. We're not doing that.
This is my friend.
I've known him for a long time.
He's a good quality dude.
We just disagree on certain things.
You know what I'm saying?
When Obama won and they started booing McCain, he was like, no, we're not doing that.
You get what I'm saying?
Like, we're not going to do that.
Trump is out here inciting people to call people names and to bash people and to do
all of that other shit.
We've never really seen that in politics pre-Trump,
especially on a, in local politics, yeah,
but on a big scale, I mean, big stage, no.
We've never seen that.
And then sprinkle in the fake news shit that you brought.
So now when you bring that in that shit.
Now no one believes anything.
Yes, yeah.
So that's what I think they learned you something.
Yeah, like you already said,
politics and religion have always just been divisive and
made for you to argue if you bring it up.
And as you get older, you don't want to talk about fucking religion once you learn how
many Christians there are out there.
It's Christians.
I didn't know them niggas were deep.
I thought it was just St. Aloysius up the street.
All of them.
You're the gentleman, 5% of niggas are kids.
I thought it was just St. Al's or St. Mary's.
You talking about, you mentioned the other ones.
Which other ones? All of them. All of them. Yo, you go to jail, them 5% of niggas are kids. I thought it was just St. Al's or St. Mary's, you know.
You talking about?
Nah.
Mention the other ones.
Which other ones?
Any of the other ones.
The Christians is number three on the list
are the ones to worry about.
Oh, I didn't know that.
The Catholics?
Nah.
No.
I'm cool.
Yeah.
Oh, you talking about?
He even scared to say them.
Yeah, Lee the one.
Like, even when you go to jail, them 5%
is going to learn you something.
Quick. Quick, quick. Now, this is science. Let me tell you the threads. What gang are you going to get down even when you go to jail them five percenters are learning you something quick Quick quick now. This is science. Let me tell you the threads go ahead
What gang are you gonna get down with if you go to jail me again? Whoa jail birds chill out
Are you gonna be solo dollar are you gonna be a Muslim now no more dope games
Yeah, I don't think we helped JD Daniels at all.
Well, JD Daniels, now you know why.
He learned.
They learned.
He learned.
He learned.
It's true.
It's true.
It's an observation that he wrote that in here.
He learned.
And them niggas be mean, bro.
I call them my 12th grade Trump supporter.
I'm saying, take that shit down, play.
Yeah.
I don't think I'm stealing Isha's sleeper this week, because I'm playing a Joe Button
and Imani record, and Isha's never been that supportive of a friend.
Oh, shit.
Even though when we used to be on our way to strip club, and I would be playing like
a record that I was working on or something, he'll give me a, nah, nah, I see you killed
that shit.
He would give me that.
That would be the extent of it.
That's what's up. That's extent of it. That's my man
And then he would say yo, I'm telling you yo if Eminem spit that same shit
Yo, if you was white nigga, you would be Eminem
I'm broke as hell going to the strip club. They can talk about the man with no feet.
What's that song?
Broke in my sleep.
No, in my sleep.
Yeah, that right there, in my sleep.
In my sleep.
In my sleep.
I said, yo fam, what makes your brain think of some weird old shit like that?
Yeah, now I want to play in my sleep, but that ain't got Imani on it.
He ain't come to the studio that day.
It was a good five years of my career where if Imani ain't come,
I ain't feel like going.
Come sing, nigga. And here's one of my favorite slaps from SL.
Let's go.
You and I.
Come on, man.
So when I was on Love and Hip Hop,
might as well get some girl records out there, huh?
Hey, some of them shows.
Oh no, some of them shows.
Hold on now.
Some of the shows. We ain't some of them shows. Hold up now.
We ain't about to sit here and knock the girl records.
Let's go Cardiac. I done some shit to some that I would never do to you Some was hell and made but still wasn't suitable
Come to yours I see why you'd be elusive
Some took advantage of you, some were intrusive
Some put their hands on you, some were abusive
Most cheated on you, must think you were exclusive
Ain't gotta say a word, I already know it
Even if you're scared to death, it's ill that you never show it
I go to sleep with fear of losing you don't wanna blow it
And I wouldn't be surprised if I did that's typical Joe shit
I lied forever, not only do she trust me
Her body's a work of art, there's a beauty in every ugly
So for me as a friend, know our pairs are so horrible
Together we will never have to see them again
You remind me when I seem crazy
I would die if you leave my life my baby
No one else cares a damn about us Where we go, I don't know the future
I just know I don't wanna lose ya We're just taking our chance
On love, on love
I've been with a woman in this world, except for virgin shit
Some kept my soul alive just so they could murder it
We're both broken pieces, both been hurtin' shit
Both took a chance on each other and it was worth the risk
She low maintenance, but she deserves a grip
Give her the best of me, cause she endured the worst of it
She been through so much, still she carry on
So if she come with baggage, it's to carry on that's right the trauma bond
King nigga set the fuck up out there while I trauma bond over these lyrics
She wouldn't leave and I wanted to know that was good to see soon as I uttered the words
I damn you couldn't breathe been through the running round, took off the carousel
Was feeling shocked that our passions unparalleled
I know she acts as gotta be mad as hell
But we were so broken, damn we had to chill
I love you
You and I, you and I seem crazy
I would die if you leave my life, my baby
No one knows the game of dance
Where we go, I don't know the future
I just know I don't wanna lose ya
We're just taking our chance
Oh yeah, oh yeah
I feel bad type of woman
Some of the baddest ones
Some of cool goods
Still they act a dump
Some of gossip queens
But I ain't mad at them
You making bittersweet
Today that shit matters none
Some I knew wouldn't last when the crash begun Some played it cool, but wasn't half as fun
Some ain't over me, they just blame away Some I ruined myself, others came that way
Some were model S, cleft started gaining weight Others waited to gain, but met the same fate
Some moved to the city for a change of pace
Some I never broke up with, just let it fade away Some never witnessed love, don't know what we're seeing it
Was a stranger for you, so it's ill how you believe in it
Cause you done dated a few, if I'ma take a chance on love I thank God
Let me take it with you, I love you
You and I, you and I, same crazy I would die to live a life of baby
No one else gave a damn
Where we go, I don't know the future I just know I won't lose ya
We're just taking our chances Change your life
Brand new old music, Joe Budden, Do Songs
Do Songs Look at this! Yo, do songs! Holy shit! Yo! That's Joe Budden and Imani, that record is called You and I.
Two songs is sick.
Available on your phones and DSPs, right this second, but don't play it too much, because
I ain't sure that motherfucker E1 did what they were supposed to do with ownership of
that project, so just listen to it on the pod.
Oh man. with ownership of that project, so just listen to it on the pod.
Oh, man.
I'm going to play
friend of the show. Shout out to Melly.
This record is. Oh, yeah, Melly, that record is hard.
Big Melly.
Wait, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, turn it off, I said Mellie's not slim. I thought I'd go long. I'm fucking right. He's dead.
Mellie is kind of thick. Yeah. See look, fuck with ice.
You just got a fat ass. No, no. Men's preferences are so sick.
Now listen, body types. I'm not judging. If you got that come fuck me face.
I'm not judging. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. I'm not judging. No, niggas. No, dude. Yo, men's preferences are so sick.
Now, listen, at body types, I'm not judging if you got that come fuck me face.
It don't really matter at that point.
Y'all know what I'm talking about.
Go ahead, we'll just leave it at that.
Again, this record is called Karma.
Again, shut up.
No, nigga.
You put it in my sleep with.
Two songs.
Money.
It's hard. Oh, n***a. You played my sleep with. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Karma, karma caught up with your designer
Bad bitch, you can't get no vagina
Matter shit, you know that I can fight her
Blazion, bad bitch, I call her China
Tati got niggas in my business
I think they fall like Bobby and Winness Tati got niggas in my business I did that if I live I be a witness
Pussy's too good and he might witness
Trophy on his arm though he was witness
Loan on my phone I know the pussy wetter
Ain't even tryna kill a shit you know I threw a feta
Black bitch come and do get out the way
I'm a bad bitch and I'm real fat
The bad baby you're useless
Karma, karma caught up with your designer
Bad bitch, you can't get no vagina
Man, this shit, you know that I get fined up
Lazy and bad bitch, I call the trainer
Acting up through tests
Baddest bitch you ever fuckin' had, and you were mad
And I swear that these niggas get it worse, I give it hate
Stacking up my paper, bitch, I say what I say
It's Nintendo, Switching on these niggas for my mantle
Falling in love with me is consequential
Like mists with night cheese on my dental
And I told you we should've been low
Karma, mad as shit, baby I'm bad as shit
You look average, I'm taking a nigga and giving him back
I want my bitches a couple of times
Bitches my self like I fucked down they died
Itty bitty but it's bad
Itty bitty in a black truck with some jewelry just to came to act up
All these bitches getting packed up
All my mother getting jacked up
Mama, I ain't a sentimental, I call shawmah
Bollywood, then I get my karma Karma caught up with your designer
Bad bitch, you can't get no vagina Man, this shit, you know they like it finer
Blazing, bad bitch, I call it chainer
And that record is Karma by Melly.
That record is fine.
That's the end of the show.
Yeah, it's hard.
That's hard.
Beautiful record.
Facts.
I'm going with my Backpack bag.
This is kind of the P Rock wise up. Wild 2, Wise Up, Show Full for People
Three wise men came to visit where I've been They brought gifts with the Southside blend
One had Hennessy, the other a Booker Street ministry
The third gave a mirror and told me to remember me
Assemblies, assemblies and metaphors Analogies, this analog, the reservoirs
I come from niggas got the dog in them They become gods no longer with hog in them
I saw venom in the eyes of a snake the Solomon for common man I wise up the place
like a prize in a race that boy hold the metal, rock the scars on his face
I can tell he know together where we both trying to get to
it ain't coincidental his is on the streets, mine's is over instrumentals
the Lord sent my mentor to be more than sentimental the ventricles that I've been through are temples of what I've been through
Why don't you, why's that show on for people? Why don't you, why's that show on for people?
Why's that show on for people?
Holy ground and pillars, Lord Willis, drug dealers
Mucks with keys to Gorilla, Chicago filler
Some no-diller, rich cars for fillers
Parents tryna get their kids to 18, so they Willis
Youngins is restless, investments in vessels
My man ain't from Dallas, but he know where the checks is, hold him
My poker face is golden, pedigree of a legacy that's stolen
Wise like the old man with food in his beard
And when he cry freedom, it's jewels in his tears
Blues in the beers, outside in the fears
A sleuth for the truth, it's clues in the years
I unroof the fears so that I can get beers
Like the diabolical and do the improbable
That anything's possible ill But it's logical, touched by black angels
So you can feel the molecules
Wise Up, Show Off, For People Wise Up, Show Off, For People
Wise Up, Show Off, For People Wise Up, Show Off, For People
Wise Up, Colin and Pete Rock Big Ish All the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, all the people, strongest call matter to you Nothing can match to your touch
If you go it might be too much
Yeah, yeah
We've waited for this too long
Waited too long
And I don't wanna do this at all
Come with me
I'll put my time
I'll put my effort Open my eyes, I'm making money
Lay down, walk out
My love
All I need is another chance
Another chance
All my mistakes, all my misplays I'll get it back, I'll get it back Oh, we know it's not too late to start again
Oh, again
But I'll admit it
Lately I've been losing sight of our love
All the little things that matter to you, no
Lately I've been losing sight of our love
All the little things that matter to you I'll be back, you need a thing Oh you need a thing, somebody to treat you
So I'll put more time, I'll put more effort
For everything, for everything
Open up, open up, open up
I can't put it all in I'm a witch and I'm a kid But I'm a kid
I'm gonna be the one to tell you how I feel
I'm gonna be the one to tell you how I feel
I'm gonna be the one to tell you how I feel
I'm gonna be the one to tell you how I feel
I'm gonna be the one to tell you how I feel That is Rennie matter to you.
Rennie, I love you.
I love you.
Finally, somebody fucking keeping the guitarist alive
on the end of records.
He does it all the time, so shout to him.
I did see somebody in the club while the beat was playing,
they had a saxophonist on stage and that shit was fire.
I've seen that before.
Remember when we were in Ireland?
I don't remember.
We were in a club in Ireland with Slaughterhouse.
We were in Dublin. Oh man, fucking. We was having a club in Ireland. We went to Ireland? We were in Slaughterhouse, we were in Dublin.
Oh man, fucking.
We was having a blast.
Fucking Keno.
But they had the set, no we were open up for anyone,
doing all the, we did the stop, the big shit.
What's the Ireland one?
Galveston, oh no no, that's not Ireland.
Fuck, can't remember what it's called now.
The big ass castle shit.
That was fire.
But there was a saxophone guy at the club.
I still got a picture of that somewhere.
Good times, good times.
Big Mel.
All right Mel, you lost, yo.
Whatever.
In light of going to see Kenyon Dixon perform last night,
he's got a new single out, it's called Far Away.
Hey.
Summertime vibe.
Hey.
You know, you're the only one that's bad. Said she want every day to feel like the weekend
She like to take her time when we creepin'
We be on a different type of vibe when we freakin'
Silk sheets leaking, me in my bedroom, it ain't no speakin'
We jump right in, it ain't no secret
It might be wrong, but we too deep
You got your knees, I got my reasons
Anyone, what you wanna do it don't matter
Let me know, I don't really care long as we go
We can't debate
We be on the right, just let me slide
We ain't wanna play, she said
Just take me, far away from here
Just take me, far away from here
Get me a reason to stay, sometimes I wanna escape Don't care the time or the place
Baby just take me away Wake through from morning to late
Who's keeping track anyway? Good times don't make no mistakes
Baby just take me away
We can go anywhere you want What you wanna do it don't matter
Let me know how to really care long as we go together babe
We be on the rank, it's supersizing me, wanna play, ayy
She said, just take me, far away from you
Just take me, far away from here
Just take me, far away from here
Don't care the time or the place, baby just take me away
Far away from here
Good times don't make no mistakes
Baby just take me away
Give me a reason to stay
Sometimes I wanna escape
Don't get a dime on the place
Baby just take me away
We go from morning to late
Just keep me trackin' your way
Good times don't make no mistakes, baby just take me away
Get me away from the mistakes
Any way you want, what you wanna do, it don't matter
It's Kenyon Dixon, Far Away
Little neo soul summer vibe, I like it, I like it, I like it
Now that was absolutely fire
Did Kenyon Dixon invite you to the show or was it Jack?
Or was it both of them?
It was Jack.
And you played Kenyon Dixon, sleeping.
Because Jack's single, Park's already played it.
Oh, he don't have no more music, probably.
He probably just got that one song.
He does not.
I mean, I don't know.
That's hate.
I mean, I don't know.
Rock on, you do have this bag. This is your bag.
You've played this actually a few times.
Come on in.
It's my son.
Rock on though, he's my son.
I'm not entertaining. Rock on, I love you man.
Rock on though, I love him.
I love Sober Rock on.
Rock on, no, I love them. I love Sober Rock on.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them.
I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. I love them. Fuck!
I got him in the audience and the audience ain't ever heard of it.
Bitch, they playing at every cookout in Jersey.
So Cory be playing.
About his little young joints.
You don't know nothing about this here, girl.
Yo, on a future episode we gonna talk about the hard time the choreo is having out there getting spun by the 29 year olds.
Them 29 year olds is having their way with core rock.
He better be for them 29 year olds. No one quiet night, no one quiet night I mean. No, she don't know what this is. She don't know what this is. That's her white side.
She don't know nothing about this.
She don't know the dirty lines.
She don't know to shake that ass, twerk or nothing.
Don't worry about it.
You got, hey!
Hey, get up!
Hey!
What's the last thing she said?
Hey!
Look at Mel looking like Kamala.
Look at Mel looking like Kamala when the slaps is on.
Mel don't know what's going on.
Yo, you know this.
God is good.
Yes, I do.
Of course you.
Check out her shoulder and head movement when it's on though.
I am not giving you any of my special sides.
We know, girl.
We know, girl.
Go, Mel.
Find me in a bashment, OK?
Find me in a bashment.
In a bashment.
She's right.
She's right. Mel, when last time, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I was thinking, she didn't know we wouldn't come back He died from the bullet of a gun
And now I did it for you
Help me, smile, help me
And she looked up to the sky
And she heard the voice in my eyes Sky Pull up before the stop the record and replay it. You can't say- Pull up before the stop the record and replay it. You can't say- What you saying? What you saying?
What you saying?
What you saying?
Pull up before the stop the record and replay it. You can't say-
BOOOLA!
Yeah, you know.
BOOOLA!
Oh, Leo!
Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey! Hey!
Let's go, Leo! That's how I feel today! That's how I feel today! Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I Cleaned a dance flow out when Joe but hit Brooklyn and this is on man
Because where we're going should be unburdened by where we've been.
Hmm. Longing for.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah, come on, pull your little mystical moves out.
Come on, I heard you was on Hall of Fame video, girl.
I mean, show niggas girl. Show niggas something.
Show niggas a little something.
Oh yeah.
God is good.
Oh Tom.
Yes he is.
Yes he is.
Amen.
Amen to that girl.
Alright man listen.
Hopefully y'all have enjoyed this show.
As much as we have enjoyed delivering it to you.
Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to beat it until the next time we bid you a due farewell.
Adios, arriba, derci, hasta la vista, arvois.
Oh my God!
My baby do I want me more.
What am I longing for.
Oh my god.
This is a top nine breakup song for me.
Top nine breakup song when I'm in bed longing for her.
After she's gone.
What am I longing for.
This is when she left though not when you left.
My baby do you want me more.
Yeah.
I'm coming out released and cured.
What am I longing for?
All right, man.
My baby don't want me more.
What am I longing for?
Everybody enjoy the weekend, enjoy the summer.
It's coming to an end soon.
I'm coming out released and cured.
Let's get the depression belt out and go.
Wait, wait, wait, wait
That's when you real depressed
Can't we see each other again?
Nah, that's when she left you on scene
Turn around and hit my face, you sicka
Oh, please, that's what
She got rhythm, she got rhythm with reggae
Hit my sheep like this
She appropriating with these brass
Hit my sheep like this
She appropriating with these breasts.
What y'all doing this weekend? Anything fun? Any plans?
Isha's getting out of here.
Flip's wife birthday. Happy birthday to Flip's wife.
Happy birthday, Lanky.
Doing some kid shit this weekend.
How long you going on vacation for?
Pocket watching? Pocket watching
Pocket watching, how many days?
We all know what you spent on that hotel by how many days
Niggas going on vacation in August
Alright
How long you going?
Get myself together
I love you baby
Always in my mind
Always in my mind
Always in my mind
You're my daughter
Why the way I am going?
Oh shit, oops
Yo, to all the ladies in the dance
We should every princess And uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uhiggas shoulders will not move, boy, with some culture shit, come on.
Leave me alone, motherfucker. Leave me alone!
Calm alone.
Leave me alone.
What's another word for calm? Sensual-o.
Leave me alone.
I am from Canada, where we have hour and a half long reggae sets, followed by hour and a half long soca sets.
She's right.
Relax.
Ooh, and she's with the accent, nigga.
You've been in New York since I gave you power by Nas.
Why are you telling me about Canada?
When that song came out?
96.
No, I haven't.
You did that the whole one, nigga.
You've been in New York since Nas, I am.
Like, why are you telling me about what Canada?
When you came to New York.
I came to New York in like late 2000.
So then how you did the 90 or the 97 videos?
I didn't.
You guys keep fucking aging it.
Oh, that's when my fucking video girl wifey
was crushing you.
Hey.
Why are you doing that?
That's when Big Lo was outside.
Pack it up.
No, she wasn't.
Well, no, she might have been.
Don't let me lie.
I saw the Church A. Lagos video.
That was in fucking 2000.
Were you in that video?
Yes.
You know who else got the main camera shot?
Glow.
Curbin on curbin' munchers, yeah.
Yeah, Glow.
We were also in Big Pimpin' together, I know.
I didn't see you in Big Pimpin'.
Well, you're blind.
I only saw that white outfit on that car. Smokin' together, I know. I didn't see you in Big Bimmy. Oh, well you're blind. I only saw that white outfit on that car.
I'm smokin' up.
Who ain't up?
Me and my baby in my car.
Hey!
Hey, what part, what part?
You ain't going to get me in here, my girl.
Fuck you.
What part you in?
Huh?
I'm on the goddamn yacht in Trinidad.
Uh-huh.
What part of the song?
Whose verse?
She don't even know.
It was like 80 in them.
So you don't even know.
I'm in the first verse.
Everybody was on that yacht.
I'm in the first verse. I'm in the first everybody was on a job in the first verse I'm in the second verse you know why yeah no you
wasn't diverse yes I was you wasn't you know why you just said you don't know
the verse I'm in the first verse and the second birth not the first four bars. I didn't see you on You Know Why.
Hug him, love him, fuck him, eat him.
That's the way I fucking feed him.
You wasn't right there.
Ready to do your thing.
Yeah, she before the verse start.
She was on the dame shoulders?
No, the fuck I was not.
Not like that.
I mean, when he be doing like this.
She was there.
He was doing his own show.
She was in the intro.
Him and his champagne bottle.
No, she was at the first of the verse.
Yes the fuck I am.
Oh yeah, niggas poured Mo'Wade all over.
No they did not.
Yo.
They poured it all over Madonna.
They did not pour it on me.
Wait that wasn't true.
She called her name.
No.
Oh shit.
Good job.
Perfect match.
She was cool with it.
Well, I don't know that.
I coulda swore that was you.
No, it's not me.
No.
Yo, Mel gets so dignified.
Look.
Look.
Mel, why all the video girls start
them without the bullshit?
Ha ha ha.
First time ain't first time.
This shit was violent, y'all.
This shit was violent.
Y'all hold it down.
I'm going to continue to clown Mel off mic.
Keep us in your bridge.
Lord knows we need to be there.
And she had a solo, did the little shimmy with J.
No, she didn't.
Yes, I fucking did.
No, you didn't.
There's a bullshit, though.
No, you didn't.
You don't even know how to shimmy.
Let me see.
What the fuck?
Where's she at?
They cut away from her.
No, thank you, my God.
I don't see Mel in this video.
Don't worry about it. It's okay.
I saw Mel's lifetime movie.
Let me see.
Oh fuck. I can't see it.
Maybe if you slow it down.
Alright. I'm watching this slow-mo later.
Hey in slow-mo I'll catch you later.
Y'all are a motherfuckin'
You all want to keep clowning my motherfuckin' movie career.
I just want to know when the fuck have you guys done any movies, done any fucking movies.
You need to find a video.
Songs that are twenty something years old that still get played in clubs today.
Shut the fuck up.
I agree.
Get this shit off, man.
And you look good dancing with this nigga.
Thank you.
But you did a little hand shit.
I don't know what that was about.
And still got that body.
And still what?
And still got that body.
And still what?
And still got that body.
Mel, you think you was all rhythm with that dance?
Mel, you don't.
Suck a dick.
I'm just.
That's not the same body.
Yes, the fuck it is.
No, it's not.
Okay, maybe I'm a little slimmer.
Joe, get the Uber.
Oh yeah, I'm getting out of here.
Cause Mel keep lying.
I'm not lying.
No, she killed it.
Go ahead.
Maybe I'm a little slimmer than that.
A little bit.
Yeah.
But I don't want to carry around that much weight.
As I get older, I don't.
Listen, life is a series of moments.
That's true.
And this moment is about to pass.
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have.
Again, I want to apologize to anybody that was angry with me
for my medical emergency that I had the last podcast.
All of you fucking entitled fans out there, nobody even said,
hope he's good.
I was reading conspiracy theories for days.
I was cracking the fuck up.
They came up. Man theories.
Maybe they didn't, maybe when they,
cause they said Biden was, Biden dead.
They didn't want the politics talk out like what?
They said you rushed out of there because you're late.
They was wild.
Because what, what'd he say?
Your lady was about to deliver.
My girl was about to deliver?
No, we loaded up to 757 landed right in there.
No, no, uh to seven five seven landed right
Everybody enjoyed a weekend enjoy your family your friends your kids your parents your loved ones man
Our time here is limited
So let's do what we got to do to enjoy this shit man let's continue to have a lit summer out there positive vibes positive
affirmations high frequencies all of that good shit man we'll be back on
Tuesday I think one of these days I don't remember I don't remember life is
all a blur true it's all a blur right now shout out to all the bitches with
fat asses still.
Don't think cause we ain't out with 3D
I forgot about y'all.
Never.
Never.
Shout out to the little ones out there too.
Shout out to Donya, my baby.
What's up, boy?
What's up, dude?
No, mine, no, I just be joking.
It's joking, it's joking.
All right.
I'm sure all I wanna do
I can do better
I can do better I can do better I'm's no one better than me
I can do better, try to forget you
But you're all I wanna do
I can do better, there's no one better than me
No one, no one, no one quite like you No one quite like you
I try to forget
I need to hear a little bit of the guitar
We need a solo at the end, I do
I can do better, I can do better
There's no one quite like you
No one quite like you
I can do better, I can do better
There's no one quite like you
No one quite like you
I can do better, I can do better There's no one quite like you
Great vibe today man
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Hey, Clippin' niggas over there.
I was glued to my little phone.
That space is me and Flip.
Me and Flip be right where the mess is.
Wherever there's some hip hop mess, me and Flip is right there looking.
Shout out to Beasley.
Shout out to it, man.
Shout out to Verb.
Hopefully they can figure it out.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday.
They killed that shit yesterday. They killed that shit yesterday. They killed that shit yesterday. They killed that shit yesterday. They killed that shit yesterday. Wherever there's some hip-hop mess, me and Flip is right there looking. Shout out to Beasley, shout out to Hitman, shout out to Vir, hopefully they can figure it out.
They killed that shit yesterday.
I know, I was in the bed under the blanket texting Flip like,
Yo, you see this ass?
Oh man, good times, good times. No job I am! JVP, JVP, why would you be without the JVP?