The Joe Budden Podcast - Episode 750 | "Through The Fire"
Episode Date: August 14, 2024In the latest episode from the Bionic Six, the room discusses Tyrese’s Marvin Gaye-inspired National Anthem (15:19) before diving into a debate on A-List actors (22:28). The three songs from Drake�...�s 100GB release have been put on DSPs (31:53), Joe doubles down on his feelings about Latto vs. Doja Cat (37:20), and YSL Woody testifies in the YSL trial (44:01). Jonathan Majors accepts perseverance award at Hollywood Unlocked's 4th annual Impact Awards (1:02:09), the room discusses whether you can outgrow toxicity (1:04:35), and Skai Jackson was arrested for domestic battery (1:40:56). Also, Pras disses Lauryn Hill in new record (2:07:49), Team USA men’s and women’s basketball both take home gold with wins over France (2:32:03), Noah Lyles denies rumor about Anthony Edwards (2:38:29), Part of the Show (3:07:11), and much more! Become a Patron of The Joe Budden Podcast for additional bonus episodes and visual content for all things JBP! Join our Patreon here: www.patreon.com/joebudden Sleeper Picks: Joe | Major Nine - “Soul Ties” Ice | Lehla Samia - “Proud To Be Your Girl” Parks | 38 Spesh (feat. Method Man & Ti-Lar Bee) - “Speshal Methods” Ish | Ambré (feat. Alex Isley) - “YOU DON’T KNOW” Melyssa | Bellah - “Prototype”
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Enjoy the show. You heard Shani's. I was happy to see you too. You do kind of look like John Cena. Oh shit.
Oh ice.
Ice.
That was crazy.
Oh shit.
What's up man?
Nothing man.
You lit though.
Yeah.
The audience doesn't know what y'all talking about.
John Cena followed.
No, I said John Cena.
No, so what happened was going back and forth and I. John Cena followed. No, I said John Cena, no. So what happened was, going back and forth,
and I said John Cena followed me.
And I announced it, and then, you know.
Do it how you did it, though.
Show them how you did it.
No, I looked at my phone and said,
oh snap, John Cena followed me.
I wonder why.
Now duplicate the smile.
Yeah, you had to smile and everything.
Because you were smiling for a while.
You were smiling.
It was funny.
Yo, John Cena just followed me, yo.
He just asked you if you was fuzzy inside.
Yeah, of course, everything's salacious with his.
Like, did you feel warm? Yeah, he said that. And then Corey said John Cena. Yeah, of course, everything's salacious with hish. Like if you felt warm.
Yeah, he said that.
And then Cory said, John Cena.
Yeah, and I was like, yeah, that's a pretty big deal.
Cory's harassing me.
Congratulations.
So, lap it up.
Yeah, man.
Now we happy for you.
For real.
I'm not joking with you.
I'm not joking with you.
I'm chilling today.
I don't want no smoke.
I don't want no beef.
I got no problem with you at all. Yeah, I'm chilling. I'm in. Dusty Rose. You and Imani gotin' today. I don't want no smoke. I don't want no beef. I got no problem with you at all. Yeah, I'm chillin'. I'm in...
Dusty Rose Sunlight.
You and Imani got me in trouble.
Fuck y'all niggas up, boy.
We did?
I'm gonna fuck y'all up. Later. Later, though.
What?
I hate them.
We got y'all in trouble? We got you in trouble?
You can't, like, say something.
Like, you always do that and then leave it.
No, it's fine. I'ma leave it till later.
I'ma leave it till later. I'ma let it bake.
I'ma let it. I'ma let it bake.
He got in a lot of trouble trouble too. He was with me.
He was with me outside, a different guy,
but you know, I made my promise.
Yeah.
What do you mean he was different?
I knew y'all was going to be outside together.
Once I looked over there at the end of the last part
and seen Shorty with some ass.
Oh shit.
That always let me know who going to be outside.
Y'all did me dirty in front of my guest too.
Who y'all?
Y'all did me dirty.
Was that your guest?
Yes.
I didn't know that.
No I didn't.
Introduce her.
I tried to introduce her to you five times, yo Joe,
but you was just, yo Joe, yo Joe,
she even said no leave him alone.
You was trying to say yo Joe,
I want you to meet my friend.
My friend was here with, all right,
we're gonna broadcast, this is crazy.
I did not know that.
I did not know that.
None of us did.
And I wanted to text you like, yo, this is the first time you did that to my guest, you've been broadcast. This is crazy. I did not know that. I did not know that. None of us did. And I wanted to text you like,
yo, this is the first time you did that to my guest.
You've been nice to all my guests.
I saw a chickie almost.
If I don't know that this person is with somebody I know,
then I'm cold.
I'm not trying to be friendly.
I gotta turn my friendly meter off.
Oh, I got you, I got you.
Because when it's on, it works.
I got you.
So I turn it off. I got you. I turn my friendly meter off. Y'all went in on me. And that's why I kept saying, I got you. When it's on, it works. I got you. So I turn it off.
I got you.
I turn my friendly meter off.
Y'all went in on me, and that's why I kept saying,
y'all, why y'all told me, but y'all let me have it.
I'm gonna get each and every one of y'all
back in a different way.
Audience, Flip is angry because at the end
of one of them episodes, I don't even remember any episodes.
Me neither, it's impossible.
I'm getting old.
It was a Patreon.
No, we do a lot of recording.
That's what it is.
No, no, no, I'm getting old, dementia kicking.
I can't spell no more.
I can't.
I be forgetting shit that I just thought of a minute ago.
It's going, y'all.
You better wait for a while.
Oh.
Oh.
Let me call Michael Paul.
What's going on?
It's getting bad, nigga.
I tried to spell some simple shit yesterday.
And it stuck like a fuck.
It gets scary too.
Oh man.
Some dumb shit.
You know when that shit hits you
when you start phone numbers you know off the top of your head.
My mother phoned me and I'm like, I want that.
You're like, hold up, what the fuck?
It fucked me up.
Nah, I'd be on the phone with somebody
and they'll be telling me something super important
and I just zone out.
And then they'd be like,
yeah, so what you think about that?
Huh?
Wait.
What you say?
Man, that's fucked up.
That's fucked up.
It's gotta be some mad detail.
Like you need to, it's, oh man, Jesus, fucking 44.
Shit.
Anyway.
Anyway.
I'm in a really good mood.
He did it just now.
What?
Because he was telling the people, audience,
Flip is mad at me.
Oh, shit.
You want another joke?
You want another joke?
Oh, shit.
Flip is mad.
Yo.
Aw, man.
Yo, so Flip is mad.
At some point on a pod last week, all of the pod members
here got in Flip's ass about divulging things that were personal
and him not allowing it to be done to him.
And we had a real serious intervention about it.
For some reason, it seemed like Flip learned some
about himself in that episode, which was shocking
because niggas have been saying that to him
for two years straight.
I've been here to watch it.
Well, I had a guest here.
So then now I'm looking to the side
and now my guest is like, you do that? And I'm like, but it's all good.
If I wouldn't, now I'm peeing it together in front of a guest.
So they really did that in front of company.
They did.
All right, listen, we have to start.
The audience don't get fucked by what we're talking about.
Company thought you was a silent nigga.
Oh shit.
Like a lot of us think about you.
I'm playing.
Free boy. Oh, man.
Yo.
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Hello.
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Now, check this, that my best friend's best friend is not me.
Oh.
Because, well, he says that it's his wife, and... Oh. Oh. Because, well, he says that it's his wife, and...
Aw.
I'm like, aw, that's cute, but, hey, listen,
has your wife ever been there for you
to listen to you complain about your wife?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hey, man, has your wife ever lied to your wife for you?
Have I ever made you cry via words?
If she's your best friend, why do I have evidence that could end up forever? Oh shit! You can break my phone, but you can't break the cloud. Oh I'm not real niggas, it just sounds good. It just sounds good. Always for the ladies, always for the ladies.
Real niggas all over the world, what up?
Queens, what up?
Brooklyn, what up?
Jersey, what up?
Uptown, what's good?
Cat eye, murder rims, killer system.
Bet the 9 mil'll twist them.
Type that get fucked and suck, still a diss him.
Y'all better get out the profession.
Anything else is out of the question
Take the sick side of the Western
What the fuck
EMS gon' have to patch you up
Get knocked
Come on
Get knocked
Get knocked
Hey
R.I.P. fuck
Clue what up, what up, put up, put up
Jamaica with a
Boom
In a shite way in a chain
I got dough, I let a bright smay on your brain
I slide nice nays to the range
And my princesses look like I got an ice tray on my chain
Ain't a nice way to explain
I slice K's of the canes, nasty on the mic
The dice play the game, the kid ain't got no prior So if I'm 50, to explain, I slice K's of the canes Nasty on the mic, the dice play the game Kid ain't got no prior, so I'm outfitted
To your head I ain't talkin' bout blow dryers
Take 20 at a time and occasional old buyers
And the rims look like they can cover the whole tally
Must be because my flow's fire
My name getting passed all through New York like show flyers
Major league player who batting better
Got black CEOs, galact peppers
Got swayed retros To the patent levers
F-A-B-O-L-O-S
I'm sorry
Sorry
Feelin' good, feelin' great
So happy to be here with y'all Shout to wherever you might be listenin' good, feelin' great So happy to be here with y'all, shout to wherever you might be listenin' from Got the haters shaking heads like the bobbles do Yeah, but it's all for my family
The gold wasn't lived middle class in by Camrys
I want us all to eat, even if from my pantry
I guess I'm just more soul food than eye candy
I feel like these young niggas need more eye jammies
More passport stamps, less trips to Miami
Yeah bro, we all need a little culture
A little time away from bird ass niggas and vultures
I tell you what you need to hear, not Trina and Soulja
I'm too old to kid ya, I gotta adulter, listen
This shit is getting out of hand like fumbles and football
I humbly put y'all in your fucking place, that's my old CD
I give a bitch a little bit but it's mostly deep
I be in that Rolls Royce knockin' ghost CD, that's a prim clientele
All I know is buying, sell
We had to hustle and eat
It wasn't no Thanksgiving
Pour out a little liquor for homies that ain't livin'
It's big dinner shit, baby
Everybody up in here
Find what you bring to the table
Then pull up a chair One last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, one last, I'm so mad at just blaze when this came out.
I could have killed just blaze when it came out.
The nerve of him.
The fucking nerve of him.
I didn't need this.
I needed this And I'm getting better year by year, like they say wine do
Cops couldn't smell me if you brought the canines through
And I pace myself, I know these money hungry bitches wanna taste my wealth
But I keep em on a diet, and grace the health for me
But keep em on a quiet, just face myself, and just take a deep breath
I got em grabbing they chest, cuz it's hurting them to see fabulous best
Are you ready already already already already already already already already already already already already
I can't even take a look so I know it's one of them every time I flip my phone blue That's right, god damn it.
Wake it the fuck up.
Such a phenomenal intro for this applause to be so low.
God damn it.
Fucking AI applause.
Make it these drops out the way real quick.
Let anybody know where we at, what we doing.
Hold up now.
Shout to all the parents out there listening. Everybody know where we at, what we doing, hold up now.
Shout to all the parents out there listening. Shout out to all the people that said
fuck them kids out there listening.
Ain't no kids, fuck them kids, god damn it.
Shout to the working class people, the entrepreneurs.
Shout out to everybody, no matter where you at,
no matter who you are listening with. Shout to you niggas listening with your ladies
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
Shout to you niggas sad depressed listening to this hoping for an escape
Hoping for some type of escape from something been there. Hope you find it. There's a light at the end of that tunnel
Let's see. Let's see shout to the people with the LEDs behind the TVs
that put this on the big screen.
Shout out to the Patronis, Patreon.
We'll talk about that shortly.
Welcome to...
750.
Episode 750 of the Joe Button podcast
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I'm your most humble, gracious, grateful,
highly favorite host, Joe Button.
So happy to be here with y'all today.
Man, God is good.
Man, he's good, won't he do it?
To my right, to my right.
Good morning.
Hooty fucking who, come on.
Hooty fucking who.
Come on, does she need an intro?
Does she need an intro?
Hooty fucking who?
Us?
To her right, Big Queen, Spliff is in the building.
You heard, next to him, Isch is here, big queen. Spliff is in the building, you heard.
Next to him, Isch is here, Irvington's finest.
Ice is here, five percenters finest.
Parks is here, Myra's finest.
Cory is here, Ian is here, Keeb is here,
Erickson is here, Poe is here, Imani is here.
How's everybody doing?
How's everybody feeling?
Great, great.
Summer's dwindling down.
It smells like fall outside.
It's fall, man. Hood smells like fall outside. Yeah.
Hoodie season is almost.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Let's fucking go.
Oh, I was in my closet organizing hoodies.
Getting ready.
How you organizing?
By color and by texture.
Mine is by color.
By color and by texture.
Heavy, heavy, heavy over here.
The big boys.
And then if we go down, you know, organize the clives,
all those hoodies, I can't wait.
Let it be a droppin' rain.
I go outside in the morning hoping to smell some rain.
Let me smell some motherfuckin' rain out here
so I can put a hoodie on and some pajama pants.
Let these niggas know who the fuck the boss is around here.
What's up with y'all, man? How was y'all week?
Good. What's today?
All right, got it. So how was y'all weekend?
Anybody do anything fun? Weekend was good. Nah, I just took the kids out. I ain't do shit. How's today? Good. All right, got it. So how was y'all weekend?
Anybody do anything fun?
Weekend was good.
Nah, I just took the kids out.
I ain't do shit.
Y'all's in the studio.
I'm plugged from the phone.
It was good.
All right, keeping up our W.A.S.H. reputation.
Yeah.
Shout out to everybody listening to W.A.S.H.
Shout out to the lit niggas out there.
This day will come for you as well.
That is true.
This day will come.
God willing.
God willing.
God willing.
That's important.
I ended up going, I had to go visit a friend
to the hospital, actually, this weekend.
It was actually one of my girlfriends
that came for Pod's giving, Nicole.
She had open heart surgery.
Oh wow.
It's the second one.
No, third.
And she's only like 51 years old.
So I want to give a shout out to Nicole
and tell her that my prayers are with her.
She has a village around her. So I wanted to see her and she's in great spirit.
So thank God.
Shout out to Nicole.
She's doing very well.
Okay.
So what's up, small?
Mm-hmm.
That was it.
That was it.
That was my weekend.
Why I order.
Why I order.
Why I order.
That was it.
Pick it up, Joe.
All right. Alright, so, uh,
Man, ski slope.
My girl, my girl,
I am on it.
Alright, so where would everybody
like to begin?
Uh, what's wrong
with Tyrese?
That's where we, that's where we can start.
Tyrese is a friend of the show,
he's also Patroni, so be careful.
A couple of these celebrities are Patronis, and they be hitting me as Sean Garrett hit
me. Niggas hit me after the Patreon episodes. So I'm letting y'all know that Tyrese can
hear this shit now. And he'll reach out about what he heard.
He will. He will. He's hit me before. I don't know about what he heard. He will.
He will.
He's hit me before.
I don't know who else he's hit up here.
He will be in my DMs.
Flip, he'll be in yours.
Now you're snitching.
Now you're snitching.
That was snitching.
That was snitching.
Don't drag me down with you.
Yeah.
Tyrese sung the national anthem
at the Rams Cowboys game,
Cod's playing as Marvin Gaye again.
But he's been running around with the beard because he has a movie that's coming out called
1992. So he's been he has a beard in that movie. So the beard.
Is Marvin Gaye in the movie?
No Marvin Gaye is not in the movie. Rest in Peace, Marvin Gaye is dead.
All right, is Robin Thicke in the movie?
No, Robin Thicke was in Harlem the other day. Robin Thicke was just in Harlem.
Were you hanging out with him?
Where he was at?
By Cantina.
I'm about to tell you, I say, say Mel was brunch on Sunday
so I can get mad.
I was supposed to be there.
No, he was in Harlem, no.
But I thought it was, you know, he had the beard.
I'm like, okay, he got the movie shit.
But then he started to sing.
He's my man.
I like, you know, I rock with him, but whatever.
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I feel like Tyrese is one of the better singers of his generation.
It's a fact.
Agreed.
And he got all the slaps that he need to be in these singer conversations.
And Marvin Gaye family sue you for using a snare from Marvin Gaye.
That's a fast trip.
He's the gayest of them.
So why the fuck would you go out there and just try to be Marvin Gaye
for the national anthem?
You know what?
It's the preseason. So what? It didn't count national anthem? You know what, it's the preseason.
So what, it didn't count? Yeah, he could risk it all at the preseason.
Home Depot got him fucked up.
He didn't win that.
He lost to Home Depot.
His case?
I have no idea.
Home Depot said the economy's down.
No, the economy's down.
I know.
But apparently that's an indicator and they spoke up and said people ain't buying shit. Oh, I was thinking Bur economy's down. I know. But apparently that's an indicator. And they spoke up and said, people ain't buying shit.
Oh, I was thinking Burberry's down.
So that's how I mean it.
Burberry's down 20%.
Louis is down 30%.
I said, oh, shit.
That's your indicator?
Oh, man.
Run.
No, I wouldn't burn off those down.
The only nigga in there, they're the happiest
they ought to see me.
Fuck with oil and gold or do it. Burberry is fucking good. When Louis says goes. Oh, I'm the only nigga in here. They're the happiest they ever see me. Fuck with oil and gold or doing Burberry.
There you go.
When Louis says goes.
Oh, man.
Yeah, god damn it.
I think that Tyrese should stop,
and I think that something is happening in Tyrese's life,
and that's all I'm prepared to say
because I don't want that nigga DMing me.
Leave that nigga alone.
Well, he just method acting or something, man.
He's committed to the role,
and some of them niggas do that.
Oh, performance art, like Mel.
When did I do any performance art?
Well, never here, but on stage,
on stage with Lucky Day, that was performance art.
It was, it was performance.
Beatrix.
Yes.
I hope he's doing a...
I think Tavries is fine, I think, you know,
just let him act like a gay let him be
Yeah
That in the shirt
I
Was like 1983 yeah, I was a kid I remember
Yeah, I was a father shot him no his father shot him I'm calling cap on that year. No, it was the 80s. No, it was 1983 or 84. It was the 80s.
All right, well look it up.
Look it up.
I know 4 or 5.
It was the 80s.
Well, you older than me.
I'm gonna take your word.
You're old as dirt.
April 1st, 1984.
84.
Well, let's go, Parks.
Oh, shit.
Look, he's still going.
There we go.
That hat, too, was a nice touch.
Let me just say this.
Maureen Gay was very, inspired a lot of people.
People went on record saying how Whitney,
when she did her national anthem,
that she watched Marvin Gaye and she wanted to
do it like him or outdo him and she did an amazing job.
And R. Kelly,
shout out, shout him out,
at the boxing event when Bernard Hopkins was fighting,
he did the step in the name of love, Marvin Gaye version.
So Marvin Gaye inspired a lot.
Let Tyrese live, man.
Hey, I know we don't, I know y'all, well,
I know we don't fuck with R. Kelly wink.
We don't fuck with that.
No, double wink, nigga.
Yeah.
Hey, I know that he's, we don't fuck with that nigga no more.
I fuck with him.
I don't give a fuck.
But I seen a clip circulating about three weeks ago.
It may have been AI.
It might not have been real.
Sing it.
Of R. Kelly singing from the jail.
Killing it.
And I almost went and committed a crime.
You showed up for the concert.
I almost went to that concert.
Yeah.
Them niggas in that jail was having a slice.
I seen it.
You seen it?
He sound just like he sounded 20 years ago. Yo, yo
You old enough Thomas, but like okay. Come on. We gotta listen to music again. It's timeless. I'm sorry
Thomas the fuck we is I wake up a Sunday morning now
Y'all know what I'm playing in my house on Sundays, it's my house Tyree shut the fuck up you my man
You don't know what I'm playing in my house on Sundays. It's true, it's my house.
Tyree, shut the fuck up.
You my man.
You my man.
Why you say that?
You my man, but he has to stop.
Oh, you let him come back up here and talk about it.
We let him get that song off.
We let him get the song off where he was dissing his baby mom
over the child support shit and it was like a Marvin Gaye song.
I let him do that. I thought it was fly.
You want to channel Marvin for a song? Cool.
But to continue on with the role,
something's fishy about that.
Hey yo, you know what the next thing I'll tell you right there?
You been reading rhymes with Tyree's again? I have not, no, yo. You know what the next thing I'll tell you right now?
You been reading Ron's with Tyrese again?
I have not, no, no.
I was not asked to read for Tammy
in this particular situation.
You might be Tammy, yo.
What if he's auditioning?
That's what I'm saying.
That's what I was thinking.
I was thinking they should, yeah.
There was a dude, I mean, it was a running joke
on Twitter for years, dude named DeMario Brown.
And he kind of resembled Pac.
So he ran around,
because this is back when they was making a Pac movie,
saying like, I should be in the movie
because of what I look like.
He ain't never get no roles or nothing.
So it was even more funny because,
but what if like Tyrese is doing that?
I'm just running around,
if they making a Marvin Gaye shit.
I want you to consider me, look, I'm playing the part.
DeMario was a nobody Tyrese ain't
Both of them want a role though. I mean I hope he's doing it for a role
Yeah you got beef with DiMario
Nah, DiMario's the man
I'm saying but DiMario acting like Pac is different than Tyrese acting like Marvin Gaye. Tyrese is a star, an A-list celebrity
But they still have to audition and you might have heard that there is a biopic in the works.
I want to get on their radar.
Wait, is Tyrese an A-list celebrity?
Absolutely. Fast and the Furious.
Yeah. Yeah, you better say it.
Talk, because I know if niggas can sing,
you talk from the side.
Yeah, you can't fuck with that nigga, you.
Yeah, you ain't sat here and told me to sit.
Okay, now hold on one second. Hold on.
I want to have this debate as soon as Flip
finishes cursing somebody out.
I'm sorry.
Go ahead.
Because he, on the side,
my parittos are seeing him,
he has a lot of comments to say,
but he can't say,
you know Tyrese,
when it come to that singing,
you can't fuck with him,
so keep your comments to yourself.
Oh shit.
Sit there behind the lights, nigga.
You can't fuck with that nigga.
Yeah.
What you want me to say for you?
A lot of laughing from mouth.
No, I didn't.
A lot of laughing from mouth.
You can't fuck with Tyrese.
I know.
And you can sing, I heard you singing.
Wait, Tyrese is an A-list celebrity to the room.
I don't think so.
Yeah, he's in one of the biggest movies, for a change.
Yes, but hold on.
And transport.
But wait.
Turn on niggas too quick.
I'm not turning, no.
The debate is, is he A-list?
So if we're going to talk about A-list,
Tom Cruise is often talked about A-list.
Will Smith. Julia Roberts, Leonardo DiCaprio,
Robert De Niro, Al Pacino.
These are A-list.
These are A-list.
I say Kevin Hart.
Yes, these are A-list.
I name a black name and you should get silent.
Morgan Freeman, Denzel Washington, okay?
Viola Davis.
This is the A-list.
Y'all are putting Tyrese there. I'm not. No, no. This is the A-list. Viola putting Tyrese there?
I'm not.
No, no.
You're not putting him there.
He's not a B.
He's not.
That's not true.
It's levels to A-list.
There with A.
Yes, it is.
A-mile with A.
Yes, it is.
Explain.
Leonardo DiCaprio's A.
What's Michael B. Jordan?
Not A.
You're bugging.
Michael B. Jordan is not an A-list actor.
No, he's not.
Yes, he is. He's knocking on, he's not. Yes, he is.
He's knocking on the door, at least.
Yes, he is.
He'll be there for a second.
Again, it's levels in the A.
There is.
You get what I'm saying?
A is A.
Y'all could try to divvy it up.
Viola Davis is not...
Top A-list celebrity.
Robert De Niro.
I'm not certain that Viola Davis is an A-list actress.
She's an A-list actress.
What makes her A-list?
What makes her A-list celebrity?
A-list means you can open films.
Your name alone opens films.
You get top billing on the movie poster
and all the marketing material.
This is basically like a, you can open movies globally by your name.
The Teresa's not that. No, he's not. By your definition.
And neither some of the other people.
Yeah.
It's quite a few people that don't fit that if that's what A-list means.
Just wanted to clear that up.
That's what A-List means.
Just wanted to clear that up. Even the one billion dollar franchise
you named, where we named Fast and Furious,
Tyrese ain't getting top billing in that.
No, I'm thinking, but I wouldn't think,
I don't agree with that definition.
I think that once your name is like a household name,
I think you've reached A-List celebrity status.
You understand what I'm saying?
Like where the old people know who you are,
the young people know who you are, you've transcended all races, all of that stuff. I think that's when you get that A-List status. You understand what I'm saying? Like where the old people know who you are, the young people know who you are,
you've transcended all races, all of that stuff,
I think that's when you get that A-list stillness.
Y'all say A-list actor or A-list celebrity?
No, actor.
And that is where shit is different.
Yeah, Tariq would not be considered an A-list actor.
Yeah.
Tariq is a bigger actor than he's a bigger actor.
Any person with an admired and desirable social status.
Yeah, but that's just, that's basically celebrity.
A-list celebrity.
That's celebrity.
But that's what they say, okay.
An A-list actor is a-
Listen, I just wanted to get a gauge of the room because-
Is the niggas on his A-list?
I'm looking at the A-list list.
Is Denzel on there?
And there's people on here that I think Tyrese
might be more popular than-
Name a couple. Chris Pratt. Okay. I don't knowrese might be more popular than. Name a couple.
Chris Pratt.
Okay.
I don't know if he's more popular than Chris Pratt.
He's pretty popular.
Chris Pratt is popular.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
To people that are moviegoers.
He's a- Yeah.
I know.
And that's my point.
When you reach, I think, the A-list level,
people that may not be going to the movies
They know who you are people that may not be into cinematography
They know who you are just off of facial recognition you get I'm saying that's what I look at a list celebrity as alright
so a
definition here in
Hollywood in a list celebrity is a major movie star or one of the most bankable actors in the film industry.
I think it's that part there.
Who's generating the most money?
The bankable part.
And that was what I was trying to say.
But we're speaking about actors and not celebrities
because I mean, you can shit on the floor
and post it on YouTube and get a billion views
and you're qualified as a fucking celebrity in these days.
You know what I mean?
Celebrity used to be people who were celebrated
because of their talent.
These days, you could do whatever the fuck, and you are.
But you could have a billion.
That's hate.
It's a little bit of hate.
No, but you could have, Mel's right.
I agree with her.
You could have a billion streams
and still not be a celebrity because you're not.
You're popular.
Your notoriety is nowhere.
You might be popular in this one particular demo, right?
But you don't go outside and people again,
across all creeds, know who you are.
That's my, Drake, my mother don't listen to hip hop.
Older people don't necessarily listen to hip hop music,
but they know who Drake is.
Because of Sandra.
It says A-list celebrities command the highest salaries,
have the greatest, what you're saying ish, have the greatest public recognition,
and just their involvement in a project alone
can significantly boost its chances of success.
Can I ask everybody here what they feel their gift is?
Sure.
What does everyone here feel like their gift is?
I don't care where we start.
I feel like my gift is the gift of empathy.
That's mine.
That's my son.
I'm very empathetic.
My son right here.
And I can articulate people's emotions in a layman's way.
All right, so you ain't got no gifts.
Flip.
Energy is my gift. Why don't I let her get this shit off of me? you know, wait. All right, so you ain't got no gifts. All right, flip. Energy.
Energy is my gift.
Energy is my gift.
Why I let her get this shit off of me?
Maybe it's not a gift up here,
but definitely works at the fucking places.
Oh!
Oh!
Let's go, man.
Motherfucking man came with a bunch of chocolate.
Yeah, let's go, man!
She checked you, don't let that happen.
You be pushing the check on everybody else.
I don't care who she checked.
Don't look at me, Calvin.
As long as she checked somebody.
I'm down.
Yeah.
That's a big as hell.
It's fucking contradiction, empathic.
What's yours?
Energy.
Energy's my gift.
Ish.
Ice.
Diversity.
Hold on. Wait. Y'all better take a walk around this goddamn table. Y'all better fucking walk around the table like you do with me.
You can take the walk.
Around.
You can get it.
You can get them.
Fuck that.
You get them.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! You can take the wall. You can get it. You can get them. Up that. You get them.
Oh!
Oh!
Oh!
Hey! You was a lot of weight, girl.
You good?
Hey, hey, hey, Melissa Ford.
That was a mighty slow stroll there.
That was a strut.
Slimming down. Slimming down.
Quite a fast. Slimmin' down. Slimmin' down. Come on, that was kinda fast.
Slimmin' down quickly.
That was a strut.
Slimmin'.
Slimmin' down quickly.
I don't know what that, oh no, I'm down to 215.
Hey.
So.
That's a tough one.
Slimmin' down fast, girl.
Congrats.
Okay, Ice, your gift.
Oh, all right.
Prescription.
All right, wait, wait, what was it?
Diversity fish.
Diversity, yeah.
And everybody is cool?
Yeah.
That's his gift.
It's self-analysis.
You can't shit on nobody's gift, right?
No.
You got to let me get the gift off.
I don't know.
Let me hear you.
Come on.
I don't even know.
I don't know.
I got to think about it.
Fuck me up.
I don't know, bro.
I think it's got a gift inside. I don't know bro. I think it's that guy. A gifted side.
Sorry.
Parks?
Facilitating creative environments.
Same.
That's five bucks.
That's your gift?
Musicality.
You didn't say that. That makes sense.
So empathy and the ability to articulate for others.
You can't articulate for yourself.
Stop.
You can't articulate for yourself, girl.
I'm going to speak for you.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
No, we're going to take you a thousand times to speak. You scared me, I'll tickle it for yourself, girl. I'm gonna speak for you.
Okay, okay, okay, all right.
No, we gotta take you a thousand times to speak.
When I drew that up on the coaching board, I felt like it would be a good one.
Let me ask niggas what they feel their gift is.
It sounds bland on the paper, but y'all took it there.
I love it.
Hey, what else? What else we got?
Let's diversify. Let's diversify right now. Y'all took it there. I love it. Hey, what else? What else we got?
Let's diversify.
Let's diversify right now.
What else is there?
All right, so Tyrese is done.
Why is Drake's Texas idea up there?
Is that important?
It's just funny.
I laughed at it.
Why?
What happened?
It's real.
He's a Texas resident now.
Congrats?
I think.
Yeah, congratulations.
All right, is that the only Drake topic we have
and that he got a Texas ID?
Well, that was just a funny picture.
But he did put the three songs that were in the 100 gigs.
They made their way to DSPs.
Some people say it wasn't him that did it.
That's because of it. Well, it's in UMG, right? Yeah. I don't think UMG just took the mp3s off the fucking
Leak and put them up. Maybe they did but that sounds crazy. No it don't.
They say UMG was trying to make them pull them down. Well reason why
You know in the little description, so they put it up there as 100 gigs
single, those three songs.
Says, sift through Drake's data dump
for three new songs or hear them here.
Seem a little slow, you know.
They said initially they were mad
because whatever he puts out,
he got to clear through them first.
Even the content, he had to clear that through them first.
And he didn't, he went around them, so they were tight.
Why would he do that?
I can't figure out why.
Do what?
If he knows he has to clear everything through UMG
because he got his big money deal over there,
then why would you not clear with them?
Why would you circumvent them
and just put it out on your own?
Maybe he wants to show that he's going against the system.
Yeah.
Who knows?
Maybe that look is, you know.
No way for us to know what he's thinking.
Yeah, true.
Who's on the credits?
What do you think?
Who released it on the bottom?
It comes up as everything else.
Like OVO to, here I'll read it.
2024 OVO under exclusive license to Republic,
a division of UMG.
That's how his project's released now.
I'm pretty sure that they worked together to get that out.
How are you pretty sure of that?
Because I just don't see them taking an MP3
and putting it up.
That's usually not how shit is delivered.
But if he leaked it, or somebody at his camp leaked it,
it wasn't on DSPs initially, right?
No. No.
It was only there.
And then you gotta remember, he did put up the,
the screenshot showing that it was flagged,
like his post was flagged and had to be removed.
Could be some, it could be some truth to it.
Oh, that's a monkey off his back.
He's right.
If you have a backyard, outdoor area or balcony where your neighbors could see you, do you
not go back there naked?
No, people do.
I'm asking y'all.
No, people do.
Yeah, you could be a voyeur or like an exhibitionist and yeah
You said you'd be on your balcony naked. Oh, they're gonna see me. Yeah, I keep trying to get them to catch me fucking hard
Give it a sleeve you picked it leaked
You walking out there
Go out there and stand like this.
Them niggas will not catch me with the flash on.
So I just wanted to ask you, is that something you're shy away from?
No.
No, I go outside by the ass.
No, I don't.
I'm not going outside by the ass, but it depends on the person.
I'll walk by my window.
I don't think anybody's gonna.
How freaky of you.
You know, I don't think anybody's gonna
tell a lens poker, you know, play it.
What an impass.
What an impass.
All right, what else, what else, what else, what else?
No allows, no, nigga, no, not yet.
What's that, official lineup of One Fest?
What's One Fest? All right, that's one. All right's that? Official lineup of One Fest? What's One Fest?
All right, that's all.
All right, I don't know what One Fest is.
It's a festival that's taking place in Atlanta
in later this year.
I'll give you the address.
So it's October 26th and 27th.
It's gonna be at Piedmont Park in Atlanta.
Cardi B, Gunna, Jill Scott, Victoria Monet,
Earth, Wind and Fire are the headliners.
Sexy Red is performing, Glorilla, Keisha Cole, Fantasia, Nelly, Ari Lennox. It's a lot. The DJ Mustard & Friends.
I need Earth, Wind & Fire's fucking healthy eats.
No, drama.
I don't think it's exactly.
No, it says DJ Mustard and Friends too.
Yeah, so there's a lot of people, a lot.
It's like the 15 year anniversary,
so they're doing it.
And you said it's October?
October 26th and 27th at Piedmont Park in Atlanta.
I saw it.
I seem to have gotten a lot of flack
from my take last podcast about Lotto versus Doja Cat.
That Lotto album Doja Cat.
That Lotto album's good too. The Lotto album's good.
It is, I felt like I got two.
The Lotto album is good.
But I'm getting a lot of internet hate
from me saying that I think Lotto would clean Doja Cat.
Apparently that's the minority opinion.
Apparently I'm in the minority,
think well I get my hip hop info from you,
so I shoulda listened.
No, Ice said that. Oh, I get hop info from you, so I should've listened. No, Ice said that.
Oh, I get it from Ice too.
So I should've listened.
And Parks said that.
I said it was close.
They killed us for saying that.
I mean, Ice is the only one that said no.
Yeah, I didn't have it cold.
He said no to it.
Yeah, I'm still staying on it.
So now that I've read what the internet had to say, right, and rethought about things and listened to my co-hosts,
Mel Parks and ICE,
I am here to double down in what the fuck I said,
as if I think any of y'all are more right about this
than me.
Fuck y'all's opinion.
I think Lado will clean Doja Cat if battle were to occur.
Y'all Doja fans is sending me all this shit
where she rapping great.
Cool.
What the fuck do they have to do
with getting punched in the face?
That's a question for my Doja High.
That's not where the, you moved the goalpost first.
How?
Because we said top three rappers and it was Doja.
I'm, excuse me, it was Nikki.
You said Lato, Doja.
I said I had it the other way around and it wasn't,
the battle didn't come into it.
You were saying that Lato was a better rapper than Doja.
Not in battle.
There are different styles, different flow,
different delivery types.
So in a battle sense,
yeah, I would give it to Lato.
That does not make her a better rapper than Doja.
For me, I see why you say I moved to GoPros,
but for me, if we're taking artistry out of it,
then I have to pit the rappers against each other.
I know that wasn't our conversation,
but for me, I have to now face one against the other.
And if I'm facing Lato against Doja for the rap crown,
then I think that Doja has a long day in that.
In that.
Yeah, in a battle, I might, it's not shit.
But if you're just talking about rapping on songs,
then maybe I should walk it back.
Yes, that's what we were talking,
that's what I was talking about, just rapping.
Maybe, I'm not certain. I'm not certain, but maybe I'm walk you back. Yes, that's what we were talking, that's what I was talking about, just rapping. Maybe, I'm not certain.
I'm not certain, but maybe I'm open to that.
When Lato get in her bag and I wanna talk about you
or talk to you on a record.
Yeah, I think Lato will talk about Doja better
than Doja will talk about Lato.
And that I would agree with.
Okay, okay, I got it.
All right, so fine, I got cleaned up, respectfully then.
Oh wow.
Rightfully so, I got cleaned up.
And we gotta shout out Rapsody and the Shayne O'Rours
of the world, because we weren't really including
the rappy, rappy rappers in this conversation.
We're kind of talking about the girly girl rappers.
I gotta go ahead and doze off.
And honestly, I take Nicki off that girly girl list too.
Like Rapsody and them that can rap with the dudes,
I'm not really judging y'all.
And Nicki says, I wanna be judged with the dudes.
So I'm talking about the girly girls.
Yeah.
And she should be.
Like there was a time when-
How can I instigate a lot of Doja Beef?
Tell me how.
I feel like you have.
Not yet.
Not yet.
I gotta go in them fucking racist chat rooms
with Doja B.
I gotta go into racist chat rooms
where she be nigger, nigger, niggering.
If I go in there and pretend I'm fucking Ted from Wichita,
Tommy from Kansas, maybe I can get her.
Damn, I wanna instigate that somehow.
I don't even see that happening.
Lado thinking about the shoot.
I feel like I can get Lado to shoot at Doja.
I feel like I can get Lado to shoot at Doja Cat.
I feel like Lado will shoot at anybody.
That's what I'm saying, I don't think it's that much.
She'll shoot at anybody, because she's so confident. And I think Doja, tuck her feel like Lado will shoot at anybody. That's what I'm saying, I don't think it's that much. Yeah, yeah, she'll shoot at anybody
because she's so calm.
And I think Doja will tuck her little clit away.
I don't think so.
I think if Lado starts directly addressing Doja Cat,
I think she tucks her little clit away.
Doja, eyebrowless nigga, right in the booth.
No.
On Instagram.
Like a Marsha tale.
Like, lay some shit to her. Right on Instagram. I'm talking shit, I like both of them. I like both, like a Marsha.
I'm talking shit. I like both of them. I like them. I'm talking shit.
Shout out to a lot of albums.
Yo, who's going to give us our next beat?
Fuck all this PC shit.
You're doing that shit again.
Hey, we need that shit.
Us content creators, podcasters, hip hop, the record labels.
Shit is a mess without the beef.
Are we in the Twilight Zone ahead?
Big Sean's gonna give it to you.
Big Sean's gonna give you your next beef.
Nigga, you got me in the Twilight Zone, nigga.
He's spilling away, you can see it.
I can see it.
You keep trying to pump this Big Sean shit, I don't know.
Fam, you said who's gonna give you your next beef.
That's all you asked the question.
You know what I'm saying, man.
I'm talking to the world.
Now you wanna hit beef, yes? I wanna hit saying, man. I'm talking about the wonderful. Now you want to hear beef, yes?
I want to hear good.
I want to hear good.
Nah, I'm just saying because.
I want to hear beef that we can make money off of.
Oh, so you want to monetize off of the beef?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, you're down with that?
I want to hear.
Why you said yeah like that?
You run away from all beefs.
Oh, please, miscambio.
Yeah, yeah.
You run away.
You might be a rugger.
No, I can't say that.
You run away from beef.
Period.
So you don't co-sign him.
To you, don't say it now and get us back.
I can't make no money off of Big Sean beef.
Why not?
Depends on how the beef went.
Mm-hmm.
No, it ain't.
But what you trying to do, you need Drake to beef again.
No, I don't.
Lado and Dozier do me fine.
And this is how he does it. Nikki and Dozier do me fine. And this is how he does it.
Nikki and anybody would do me fine. Let me see. Let me just start throwing names. Let me just start willing some beef to fruition.
If there's another beef, the first part we'll come in and touch on it and the
next one would y'all really want to hear us? Patreon! This next episode is all Patreon, yeah.
Oh, and I'm watching you, nigga.
For sure.
I want to be down.
For sure.
I want to be in.
You got a Patreon.
I do.
You just put everything on your free shit.
Don't, don't, don't.
You do more for your Instagram than you do for your Patreon.
I don't do anything for Instagram.
I don't do anything for Instagram.
Wait, you don't believe that, do you?
I mean, I don't do it, not currently, no.
You start on Instagram this weekend? Huh. You started on Instagram this weekend?
Huh?
You started on Instagram this weekend?
Well, no, I do things for YouTube, mostly.
Instagram, I take from YouTube and put it on Instagram.
Instagram is not my focal point.
You made pretty sure to show off that little, uh,
stereo wheel this weekend.
The Lamborghini?
What did he do?
What did he do?
The Lamborghini?
Yeah, what about it?
Wait, what did he do?
I missed something. You was in Lamborghini this week?
Yeah, I was in Lamborghini, but what about it?
You bought a new car, congratulations.
I didn't, please.
Come on, man.
Please.
You bought a new car.
Hey, yo, I'm telling you,
you're the only name I left out on Twitter.
I will fuck you up.
Go for it.
All right, stop.
I'm just congratulating you on your success, man.
No, it ain't no success.
I'm focusing on YouTube.
So back to this, though.
We can't congratulate you for buying a Lamborghini.
I didn't buy a Lamborghini.
Which one did you get?
I didn't buy a Lamborghini.
It looked like the truck shit.
I couldn't be sure, but.
Oh, you got a yours?
You got a yours?
What color?
I didn't buy it.
It was gray on the inside, so I was super.
It wasn't yours.
No, it wasn't yours.
No, it wasn't mine.
It's not.
It wasn't yours.
Nah.
I was just having fun, man.
And working.
We working. Just working. That's it
Anybody here what YSL Woody had to say understand? Yeah, we did if you did I got it here for you
Nice brace you before y'all brought me in these courtrooms.
Told y'all.
And I'm telling you now,
if you ask me about 2015,
I have got my life together.
Facts.
Y'all trying to put this on my conscience.
Y'all trying to put people's life in my hands.
I don't lie on people.
I don't want to be here.
Y'all have pressure
on me. I'm tired of y'all because y'all know y'all wrong and y'all black people doing this
to us. And I understand that. Leave me alone. Let me leave. Man, y'all. Listen, I don't
recall nothing I said to no police. Stop asking me these questions. I'm telling you I don't
recall. I understand you don't want to get through the questions. I'm telling you I don't know. I understand. But we're going to get through the question. You just keep saying you don't recall. That's what it is. That's what you want me to say. I want you to answer the question.
Anybody for just a minute. testify. I hope not. I don't instruct him how to testify other than truthfully. Thank
you. Any other objection or
was that covered? Alright, go
ahead. He said more than that
too. Yeah, he said a lot more
but one thing he said, he said
he's not snitching because he
lied. It's finessing. He said
if I tell y'all something, you go home and get you a minute,
but I'm lying, I finessed y'all.
I think one thing that stood out to me
is that he stated that I only told you guys this lie
because I didn't think you guys would take down Thug,
because he's a celebrity.
I wanted to get you guys off my back
and I didn't think you guys would bother him.
So this is why I told you the lies.
But we know what this is.
We know what's going on.
I think salute to Woody, you know,
you're doing the right thing by coming up there
and telling the truth.
And yeah.
I want to ask, what y'all think about him taking a picture
with the court reporter?
He trying to knock us slippers on.
A lot of us been in that position.
Wait, we still feel like she.
Yeah, and she with it.
A lot of us been in that position where. He been shooting at her Yeah, and she with it. A lot of us been in that position where.
He been shooting at her the whole trial.
Yeah.
He probably knocked that shit over right anyway.
Come home for that.
Yeah.
Listen, a lot of us take those chances, nigga.
We be at church or be at a situation
where we catch eye with a cougar.
And you know.
Nigga, he could come home for that.
It's compromise at that point.
The fact that he put the word pressure in there.
All of that shit that matters, like, he ain't playing that nigga up there.
He sounds stupid to us or niggas that think he's playing around.
That nigga's like, y'all pressuring me.
I don't want to be here, blah blah.
I'm basically telling y'all whatever y'all want to hear so I could go the fuck home.
And I was under duress. And then they asked him about the murder with Luchi's people.
And he put that on, I believe it was his cousin that's dead.
That died, yeah.
He's a prosecution witness?
They fucked up.
And before he answered the question,
Your Honor, nothing I said could be used against me, right?
She was like, yes.
Me and my cousin that us dad did that.
It was us.
We did that.
I just told y'all, no, that was us.
And they shot up Rich Homie Quar's
fall in the barbershop?
Yep, we did that.
For them to still book Young Thug some type of way
just means that they really wanna book Young Thug
no matter what happens here.
It means that- It mean that the legal justice system is in motion. No, it means that they really want to book Young Thug no matter what happens here. It means that...
It means that the legal justice system is in motion.
No, it means that we was arrogant and we thought we got you.
And now the case is falling apart and we can't figure out how to get that shit back together.
Even if he is guilty, they still letting the case crumble in their hands.
They might have thought that they had a slam dunk.
If I'm Young Thug, I gotta buy YSL Woody a birthday gift for the rest of his life.
And this judge seemed a little more serious than the other judge. If I'm young, Doug, I got to buy YSL Woody a birthday gift for the rest of his life.
And this judge seemed a little more serious than other judge.
He said he won't do that because you can't say it.
But you wouldn't send your opp a gift?
If he gives you a no circumstance in the world where you would send your opp a gift.
These circumstances, no. No, wait, is hold on. Hold gift. Under these circumstances, no. Nigga, wait.
Hold on, hold on, wait, wait, wait.
You know niggas that hit niggas,
and when a nigga that got hit, he write a statement,
but then he don't go to court.
A lot of times the nigga that did the hitting
paid him off or paid.
That's a gift.
Y'all appreciate that for you not going to court
and putting me in jail. I know that firsthand. Y'all appreciate that for you not going to court and putting me in jail.
I know that firsthand. Appreciate that. Hold that down. 20,000. 30,000.
Well, I'm Melissa Ford shit and I'm trying to brand myself accordingly and I don't want to talk
about any other. I just saw a picture. I saved it too. I just saw a picture of you, nigga. Let me
read. I just saw a picture of you, nigga. I saved it, I just saw a picture of you, nigga, and I saved it. Let me find that shit, nigga.
I was like, oh shit, look at it.
I sent it to my other account too, so I'm gonna lose it.
I know the bitch he talking about, I saw it too.
Okay, Newark, Newark is now.
Look at Ish with all these gang members,
with all these gangsters.
That's you?
Let me see.
Look at Ish in the middle of the cank stuff.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, read it, Joe.
I know, but this is you.
Diversity.
Yeah, I, I, I.
We're going back, Hopps.
There you go.
Mm.
Yeah.
I've seen them be in the club and sending their opps bottles.
But that's being funny.
That's being might be being facetious.
That's being funny.
If you really want to have a conversation.
The bottles were real bottles whether you were being facetious and the thangs, niggas
marched.
Or I don't want to be, I don't want to be for no more, this shit is over, whatever the
case may be.
But if you start talking about from a streets perspective, you never supposed to go in there
and write no statement.
You never supposed to go, I mean.
Yeah, you're right.
You're not supposed to go in there and write no statement
for you to even have the ability to recant your statement.
So if you went in there and you snitch
or you did certain things that they built a case upon,
even if I don't go to jail, some other people might go
to jail based on your testimony and the shit
that they found out later.
So no, that's not congratulatory.
But no, but people will still sensitive.
That just happened on Dateline.
That just happened on the Dateline I saw
where the cops, somebody died
and the cops built their whole case
around dudes high school ops saying,
yo, that nigga was going around high school
saying I wanna kill my parents.
Oh, his parents died. He was going around high school saying, I want
to kill my parents. And they brought that same nigga back in there a few weeks later.
A few weeks later, he said, no, I had heard. That cop said, I could strangle you right
now.
But look, now, so imagine if they, if they built a case based on this particular information
and seven people went to jail. Based on that information.
Even if the main dude didn't go to jail,
had you never went in there and said or did what you did,
these seven people might be free.
What if Thug sent Wyif and Lucci something?
You think he'd be wrong?
I don't know the parameters on that.
Wyif and Lucci chose...
I don't think he would be wrong.
Yeah, he chose not to...
But I'm not street.
...testify or anything.
Oh, and they was beefing.
They was beefing.
So Thug sent them something like... They was at war. anything. Oh, and they was beefing. They was beefing. So Thug sent them something like.
They was at war.
Yeah.
Like, and they, he.
Do sending you a gift mean that I don't want to kill you?
No, it means salute.
That's what I'm saying.
Salute that you're a real nigga.
Yeah.
50 don't like, 50 just had an interview
with 50 going around and he, you know how people feel,
50 feel about Prem, but he said yo salute
preem took his time like a man he could have told on a bunch of people he
didn't tell on nobody he went to jail he got life and he could have told on mad
niggas and came home and he didn't so he saluted them and I don't think 50 cent
got love for preem I want you just respect the the integrity of the
individual I want to salute 50 cent for that entire weekend in New Orleans.
Yeah, look crazy.
Shreveport, it look crazy.
Shreveport, yeah.
Where's Shreveport?
It's Louisiana.
Louisiana, I'm sorry.
But it's not New Orleans.
They made clear.
Shreveport, yeah.
This is big for them.
He's been putting that on pictures for like five years.
Shreveport.
Shreveport.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, look crazy.
That looked amazing, yo.
The celebrity basketball game, the comedy show,
like you had that who's who's everything in there.
Joe talking about that.
Who cares?
What is I talking about?
I saw that.
I saw.
I saw.
I was talking about like important things that matter.
Yeah, niggas.
Some shit, we got to salute niggas that do dope shit.
I saw a lot of my homegirls up there.
Yeah, I'm saluting them for bringing all the bad bitches
from around the country and putting them under one roof
with all the dope boy niggas with real money
that could fucking help with the rent for the next year.
Yes.
Are you shitting me?
Did you see what was going on in there?
Shit was lit, he's right.
Let's go.
Fuck that basketball game.
I'm saluting all.
Bitches was hanging up the phone on me.
I'm on FaceTime.
Y'all gotta go, I'm 50 and they're like,
yeah, they was lit up there.
Oh, dang it.
The baddies.
They was throwing money.
Shout out to 50, I know, Parks.
I know we back, it's coming.
We're gonna get 10 minutes more to talk about these bitches.
God damn it.
Now he did a thing.
They was the real picks.
Prize picks.
He had the prize picks up there.
He had the prize picks up there.
He had the prize picks up there.
Gold medals.
Gold all that, god damn.
Shout out to Fancy.
He was such a bird, yo.
You think you could have went up there
and not spent no money?
No.
Okay.
All right, that's all I'm gonna say.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
You would have spent money.
Spent money on what? Ass. I'm not saying ass, I'm saying anything. Yo, you, whoa, whoa. You would've spent money. Spent money on what?
Ass. Anything.
I'm not saying ass, I'm saying anything.
Yo, you can't go there.
Which is be in that, be in that.
In that environment, period, you can't say ass.
I'm not talking about ass.
No, I wouldn't spend no money on ass.
Well, cause you're married, bro.
If I was single, I wouldn't spend no money on no ass.
When the bad is coming around,
you gonna spend some money on some shit
that ain't gotta be ass.
You're not paying for the ass directly,
but you know what I mean?
I don't know what you mean.
Shout out to 50 Cent, Bottles. Shreveport, and everything else You're not paying for the ass directly, but you know what I mean? I don't know what you mean.
Shout out to 50 Cent, Shreveport, and everything else that was going on up there, man.
I seen to that. I seen to that, god damn it.
You wanted to be there?
No. I'm never going anywhere where all of the dope boys from all over the country go to one place.
That's how my high school years got ruined.
She was a fed. Thinking it was a basketball school.
It was a fed convention.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what a fed convention.
I'm cool on that.
Oh yeah, they did.
They tried to get Wallo.
What happened, I did see him, I seen him say that,
but I didn't click on that story.
Uber driver and some shit.
Uber driver, yeah.
He said that he was in an Uber,
and the Uber driver was acting like the car was fucked up.
The tire was messed up.
I gotta pull over, I gotta pull over.
Oh, never that.
So Wallo was like, no, no, no, keep going.
And he like, nah.
So he said he kept driving.
He said that the dude like, yo, I'm gonna pull over
right here at this gas station, I'm gonna pull over
on the side.
And Wallo was like, yo, my nigga,
your car's still moving, ain't no reason for you to pull over.
Wallo got out.
And walked to the airport.
No, he said he ran to the airport.
That nigga said, yo, my sneakers was making music
with that rap.
It was some funny shit.
But he got out where?
On the side, wherever the nigga pulled down at,
Wallo got out and took off.
And booked it.
And booked it.
Absolutely right, god damn it.
Shout out to Wallo.
Shout out to Situational Awareness.
Yes.
Shout out to Wallo. Hey, you better know what time it is,ituational Awareness. Yes. Shatawalla.
Hey, you better know what time it is, god damn it.
No bullshit.
The line up was happening in real time.
The nigga jumped on his phone in real time,
like, yo, look who I'm at.
I'm in the field.
He was in the field walking.
He just like, yo, the airport right there, that's the.
Y'all street niggas gotta update that little mood,
that little flat tire, the car,
it gotta run and move no more, man.
No they don't. Oh, you didn't see the video? They just put a video out the other day. Nigga tapped the nigga. Tapped no more, man. No they don't. Oh, you see the video?
They just put a video out the other day.
Nigga tapped the nigga.
Tapped the nigga, yeah.
I can't hear all y'all.
Nigga was behind and he got the light.
Old school move.
Just a video on an internet.
Old school move, bumped the nigga, boom.
They wait, the nigga got out.
When the nigga got out and walked to them,
all four doors opened up.
And robbed him. Get your ass back in, took a shit.
So no, they don't gotta update that.
That happened to me before.
Wildo just a knowledgeable nigga that was up on game,
but that shit still works.
That shit happened to me before.
When I had that brand new Mustang,
I was out about two in the morning, red light,
somebody tapped me, I pulled,
sped right through lights
I'll figure out if it's damaged. I'll check it later. They got check. I got insurance be
No, no So yeah shout to wallow and again not for nothing
We laughing and joking that shit could end up in your life being going true. I'm glad while old posted that
to
To give awareness
That are not familiar with that move.
Absolutely.
And if I call an Uber, nigga,
the Uber shouldn't break down.
Your car should be able to get from point A to point B.
I don't want to hear the Uber driver tell me
I gotta pull over.
No, never that.
As long as this motherfucker is rolling,
you roll, nigga.
Roll into the police station, pull over there.
You know, it ain't your hood.
They could tell from your voice
that you're not from this area. It's Delana. And they know what it ain't your hood. They could tell from your voice that you not from this area.
It's Delana.
And they know what it is down here this weekend.
Dumb Queens niggas boy.
Oh, I wish I could tell y'all.
All right.
They line you up.
They go right.
Get that tie up.
Just wait for the slow leak out.
Right behind you.
You're going to get out and check that tie at some point.
And that's going to be your
fucking muffin.
Yo, they was kicking the niggas doors in college.
The Queens niggas were doing their thing before a run flat.
I tell you that.
A run flat.
I'm going to just keep on truckin'.
I'm going to just keep on truckin'.
I'll be on a rim in this bitch. You crazy. Yeah, that's funny, son
Jesus you're seeing that plane that came crashing down from like Brazil
Doctors died
Eight doctors on the plane rest in peace word talk about tragedy
bad
Rest in peace to everybody lost a life. That was a horrible, horrific incident.
I didn't mean to sound versatile.
I am getting the prize picks,
but that was really fucking me up for a minute.
So you know the conspiracy theory people started working
as soon as the plane went down.
To find out who was on that manifest?
Allegedly, those were some of the top cancer researchers
in the world, allegedly.
And so the plane was supposed to have, I think,
15 people or 18 people, something like that.
And supposedly, the eight of them, their gate was wrong.
And so they had to go to a different gate,
and basically half of the manifest got mixed up
to be on one flight, and the other half got mixed up
to be on the other flight.
So the other people lived,
and then these eight particular people passed away.
Let me just clear something up real quick because we want to get this correct.
It was 62 people that died in total.
The doctors you're talking about was just a group that was among the entire.
Got you, got you, got you.
Discount to other lives. Exactly.
But then supposedly it was somebody on the manifest
that wasn't supposed to be there also.
So I don't see how in 2024
that could really happen on an airplane.
That's hard to do.
That just happened with fucking Idris Elba on the plane.
Really?
He took my show, man.
You see his face, he was like, really?
I'm like, yo, you're an idiot, son.
Yo, that's hilarious.
I don't know how to be serious.
I like a good conspiracy theory, though.
I did not tune into Donald Trump on spaces. I watched it. be serious. I like a good conspiracy theory though. I did not tune in to Donald Trump on spaces.
I watched it.
I did, I listened.
It was a mess, but whatever.
How long was he up there?
Couple hours.
Yeah.
You listened to the whole thing?
I did.
They couldn't get the audio working at first,
it was crashing.
But they called you loud.
It worked eventually.
They called you?
Huh?
They didn't call me down there.
I'm not in there.
He said there was a attack on the.
That was funny.
There was a virus and there was attack.
He said it was a DDOS attack, which is hilarious
because if those who know know,
if it's a DDOS attack, Twitter's not gonna work.
You can't just attack spaces.
So like, he was like, dog, what are you talking about?
Like that should've knocked your whole server
or your whole website down.
Maybe it was, maybe he found a way that, you know,
anything was just talking.
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Went on stage at the Hollywood Unlocked slash Zeus Awards.
I see you go.
And received an award.
And he went up there and did a whole bunch of crying
and he looked at Megan Good in the audience
and she was crying too.
We're so in love we're gonna cry about it.
Oh my God.
I hate that yo.
I absolutely, yo I hate y'all girls, I'm not talking about nobody, this thought was
just inspired.
I hate y'all girls that really like the dope boys, really like the niggas with some rough
around the edges, the scammers, niggas that live a particular lifestyle, put their gun
on a dresser before they beat it down.
Y'all like them, but because y'all fuck with too many of them
and got it bad, now everybody you date gotta be a pastor.
I'm seeing a growing community of that.
Some of y'all been out long enough
and I've been watching for more than 20 years.
I know the nigga that you like
versus the nigga that you trying to lay up with.
Y'all laying up with these church niggas
and y'all like toxic dick.
Cast.
You're right.
No, you are.
You're right.
There's a couple things I wanna see with that.
He guards in his spare time.
You need to see the jalapenos we got in the backyard.
You're right, but.
Your pussy wasn't good enough
to get the street nigga in shape.
To get the street nigga to act correctly.
So now in your later years, we dating fucking the virgins
and the pastors and people with no criminal record,
the clean guys.
Oh brother, I hate y'all.
This is the front, it's a farce.
I disagree, but this is the Russell Wilson Sierra argument again.
And a lot of times, they grow out of that shit.
I was about to say, isn't it possible, yeah,
that you grow out of that shit.
I've done that.
You no longer find that toxic shit attractive.
Or sometimes the nigga that been dating the hoes,
and then you get tired of the hoes,
because I ain't never got nowhere with the holes,
let me go get some quality.
Yo, I ain't gonna lie, I don't wanna hear no more
about Russell Wilson and Ciara either.
Y'all, people use that too much as an example
of some shit that's mythology.
What?
So you're saying he's the exception to the rules?
What street niggas do we know Ciara to have dealt with
outside of Future?
50.
50.
50.
That's it.
But I'm not saying Street niggas.
Those are two really big fucking examples.
Who else?
I wasn't saying Street niggas.
I don't know what Future is.
I wasn't saying Street niggas.
And I don't remember Ciara and 50.
It was the con...
That happened.
I'm not saying Street niggas.
It was just a contrast in personality,
the contrast in person.
Move the word street nigga.
She appeared at one point to date this type of guy.
True.
Russell Wilson is the exact opposite of that type of guy.
That's where that argument still makes sense.
All of that could be true.
Now let me ask you a question.
I think that is one example.
Before y'all start with the bullshit, that is possible.
However, is it also a possibility
that you like this particular type of person?
And got dogged.
This is what your person is.
You are now forcing yourself to go across the tracks
because like Joe said, you can't stop these niggas from being who they are.
You really like this, but they won't become faithful.
They, you ain't have it in them to, they don't check.
They checked a couple boxes, but not all of them.
Yeah.
Back to that shit again.
Are you of the belief that your type can change?
Absolutely.
Yes.
Or you can outgrow your type.
Absolutely.
I think, I think you, everything can can change. Growth and maturity leads to change.
Nigga, if you sit there and keep going through the same shit
at some point, you are the problem.
You're gonna just define this as insanity.
Exactly, yeah, you are the problem.
If I keep dealing with the same type of people
over and over and over again, the same result,
at some point I'm gonna say,
maybe it's me to keep dealing with this.
All right, let me try something different.
Oh shit, I tried something different and I liked this.
I would have been never known.
But now when you try something different
and it don't work, then.
Well yeah, that's difficult.
Bitch, you all fucked up in the game.
Did you really like it or did you, see it's a.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did you really like that?
Or are you forcing yourself to submit to something
that you don't really like? Let's go, it's shit.
Yeah, mute up, man.
I'm not, because it's a possibility.
Articulate for others right now.
Oh, did you do self evaluation? Man, I ain't saying you articulate for others. Would you shut the fuck up, I'm letting him talk. Articulate for others right now. Oh, did you do self-evaluation?
Man, I didn't say you articulate for others.
Would you shut the fuck up?
I'm letting him talk.
No, because it's a possibility.
You might have just outgrew that certain shit.
Like, shit that we did when we was young,
I don't want to be standing on a body couch in the club.
I'm just saying that, is it that?
But it could also be, yo, I really
ain't happy over here neither, but this the safe nigga.
But a lot of women do, a lot of women say that.
They say that I went there to get the good nigga,
because all the street niggas was all the street not us
all the street niggas is how you having a slice all right fucking everything
moving having a fucking blast I'm mad you bitches come and try to ruin the
slice yeah so now y'all come over there y'all get that plate for six to eight
months maybe a year maybe a little more if you're having a real good time and then oh
Oh the nigga I love this shit to be shut the fuck up
The side of the argument not the nigga that chase holes, thank you
These holes is running laps around these years too and they couldn't get them to calm down and stop going back to their boyfriends getting dick by Raheem
You go get sour too I can answer you I can answer you answer anyway as someone that loves hoes
We all love hoes still or you
My girl of ho. Oh, yeah
My fuck get your shit off know what happens when you love holes and you venture on and get the girl
That's cooking with the apron and it's got a good job. She helped with your corporate financial. No happens. What?
You don't stop liking the fucking hoes. Talk!
You got hoes!
Talk!
Shut the fuck up, nigga.
Freeze!
I'm tired of you with all the shit.
You got hoes on the side.
So they don't keep the street nigga on the side.
They start fucking pretending I broke the man
you don't wanna meet.
No, that's not, no, no.
You're not gonna be an agent.
That's wrong, no.
You can tell me.
Tell me this.
No, no, no.
Well, shut up!
I'm agreeing with you.
I hate ice.
I hate you, shut the fuck up.
And look at my back right here, he had hoes.
Guys, shut up, nigga. Yo. You you act like you had hoes. God damn.
Yo.
Yo, you with that nigga, I ain't trying to talk.
Y'all have hoes?
Who?
Wait, I don't have no hoes.
I don't have nothing.
Wait, wait, what was your question?
Yo, I said do they have hoes?
Why would you ask that?
Yo.
Who have hoes?
Them.
Everybody in here got hoes.
I don't know.
No they don't.
Whether we acknowledge them or not.
Then they're not my hoes if I don't acknowledge them.
I couldn't disagree more. I don't have no hoes. I don't have no hoes. Acknowledge them or acknowledge them or not, then they're not my holes if that I don't acknowledge them. I couldn't disagree more I don't have no I don't have no
I don't want you to get defensive
Listen to me. No, hold on, time out.
Wait, wait, real quick, then I'm gonna listen to you.
Everybody in here can raise their voice.
I am not getting defensive.
I wanna be clear there.
I'm not defending, there's nothing for me to defend.
I'm not talking about you raising, I love when you raise your voice.
Well, you just said, I don't want you to get defensive.
But not cause you raised your voice.
I don't like that narrative part that anytime I am talking back,
it's defensive.
Hey, I know that y'all have holes is what I'm saying.
I'm saying you don't have to defend that.
I'm defending the premise of my argument,
which is even if you don't acknowledge your holes,
which I try to do every day in my religion,
now come on man, nobody want me man, chillin'.
I do it all the time.
I'm not saying none of that.
I'm telling y'all.
That's different.
Saying somebody don't want you. I don't think it is. I don't think it is.
Being sought after, that don't make them your hoes.
That's different, Joe.
That just means you in demand.
Exactly.
If you in demand and you have hoes,
whether you want them, the ability to get hoes
is not having hoes.
You're a hoe, you have to dial different.
You're exactly right, Ice, you're exactly right.
Oh you niggas, it's crazy.
No, you're crazy.
Y'all don't think there's a such thing
as a reserve tank for holes.
Yeah, but you gotta put the holes in it.
That is my direct question to y'all.
Yeah, I hate these niggas.
I hate it, your girl listening, I know, mine too.
You got it.
There is a reserve tank of holes. If anybody in here break up in the next five minutes shit Shit going to get shaken. Don't try to stop. Don't try to stop.
Hey!
Shit going to get shaken.
Shit going to get shaken.
Yo.
Shit going to get shaken.
This niggas right now,
that if they break up with they chick,
there's going to be somber mood
and Luther Vandross, I'm sad
and there'll be Jeffrey Os'm sad and Jeffrey Osborne
yes nobody is on that list that's not true that's not true You can be sad, but you can still be sad.
And Joe, yo, them girls that went and got past the John,
Lil Dusty Tariq still fucking them.
Tariq got 14 inch dick, they still running back to him too.
He just can't afford a house in Connecticut.
So, Makin' Good is getting dick down by somebody else other than Jonathan Majors?
I don't know anything about Makin' Good or their business.
So, in every situation when she's gone with the good guy, she has the bad boy, you know,
in her back pocket still fucking her in every situation.
No, no, no.
Because that's what you're basically saying.
I'm not saying any of that.
You are saying that.
You're not putting that in my mouth.
No, no, no.
Correct me because that's what it sounds like you're saying.
Joe said that the difference in ISIS scenario and the male scenario,
because Joe said the men and ISIS saying
the women are doing the same thing.
We not calling them out.
Yeah.
It's everybody.
So Joe said the men still got holes.
And I'm saying the women still got holes.
You saying the women still have holes too.
They still got holes.
Yeah, I don't know that to be true.
You saying Lil' Dusty Tariq is still fucking her.
We saying, well what I'm saying,
and it would sound like Joe saying,
and he said if anybody in here breaks up,
then yeah, of course niggas can go and get home.
In a hurry, and our girls need to know it.
Joe, point to you.
Hey, hey, girlfriends, listen up.
Yo, yo, yo, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, why?
I'm not saying that.
Hey, can't wrong me.
Steal your own nigga.
Don't cause a niggas.
No, it's not a niggas. I'm out of here, Cory. I'm out of here, Cory. No, no, no, own, nigga. No girl, Joe. I'm tossing here. You sick ass nigga.
I'm out of your coin.
I'm out of your coin.
No, no, no, no, no.
This nigga's stupid.
Yeah, you're a little fuck up.
I'm tossing here.
Girlfriends and wives.
If I get in love, I'm sad.
Listen to this.
Sad.
So what?
I'm talking shit.
Them niggas is waiting on them girls' pages, too, waiting to see for that nigga to, uh,
pictures to come off.
True.
Waiting for that nigga's pictures to come off.
I'm talking shit.
That is access to the holes that don't make that person.
You know what this is reminding me of?
This is reminding me of, and we can move on from this because I'm just talking
some shit, but this is reminding me of our talk that we had at the whole pod.
Are you in competition?
Even if you're not in competition, this is reminding me of that.
I'm saying, I think you have holes holes even if you don't have holes.
The ability to pick up a hole with a drop of a dime,
nigga, you got them whether you want to
acknowledge them or not.
That's what I'm saying.
The same way the guy that's not in competition
is in a competition whether he knows it or not
because somebody is competing with him.
You don't have to acknowledge that.
That's my final point.
I'm open for disagreements,
but I didn't think it was serious enough for us to fight was just funny no no that's funny and that's all I got
I see you tell your wife right now what's up what's up
what's up what's up
girlfriend only you always do shit say shit and say you joking then you put
your voice to power for me joking the shit you saying is not a joke even if niggas got holes on reserve you can't say that and say you're joking. You put your voice too powerful to be joking. The shit you're saying is not a joke, nigga.
Even if niggas got holes on reserve,
you can't say that, nigga.
Who the fuck you talking to?
Niggas gotta acknowledge that these are our holes.
If the bitch is not acknowledged to be our hole,
she's just a hole on reserve
that's looking for any nigga as a lick.
My final question.
No.
That's good.
I promise you this.
I promise you this.
It's hold me down. I promise you that this is my final question. No! That's good. I promise you this. I promise you this. It's hold me down!
I promise you that this is my final question.
Oh, you got holes.
When y'all girls slash wives
push up on y'all with these premises
about the imaginary holes that nobody has,
how do you play that?
Do you say, I don't have, there's no holes,
I can't get holes it's over
I'm the you to love in my life. This is where I want to be for the rest of my life
This is not girl that life is over
Are y'all even being I wouldn't even yeah, I wouldn't even assault my girl like that my girl know that if I happen to break I can do it with one. Ah! Ah! Let's go! Ah!
Let's go!
You heard that, Miss Itch.
She called me!
What the fuck are you talking about?
Yeah, Miss Itch was like, what are you doing?
Cavaloog G!
Cavaloog G, nigga!
Yo, what's wrong?
Get your car back, nigga!
I thought you fell off!
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
That trip, that trip when you spent that $40K,
I thought you was off, but now you back!
Hold up, man.
Let's talk that thing they talking to.
Ooh.
Yeah.
And I was like, oh, but it's not a personal issue.
Yeah, what's up? I don't know. What's up? I don't know what my man is thinking. What's up, man? That's what they talking to. Yeah. Yeah. It's not a personal business. Yeah, what's up?
I don't know.
What's up?
What's up?
Everybody good?
Everybody good in here?
Just making sure everybody's good in here.
I'm not personal.
I made that number up.
Mel, you seem bothered by this.
And skinny.
What size of the fence you?
Yo, Jordan.
You bothered and skinny.
Stop it.
OK.
Stop it. What side of the fence are you on? No disrespect. Are you on the... You disagree with Jo. She does. I do.
She does.
I 1,000 percent disagree.
I want to hear it.
And also the conversation was centered around women and them being dignified by bad boys
and shit like that when it really...
I never said that.
I didn't say nothing bad.
No, I said the conversation was centered around the perspective of women being dignitized
and always wanting the bad boys, but then settling for the pastors and shit like that.
The conversation did not really include without a, you know, with the exception of a brief
mention of the fact that men experience this too, when they chase the hose and can't convert
them and shit like that. Absolutely. So just honestly, I was really kind of left out of the fact that men experience this too when they chase the hoes and can't convert them and shit like that so just honestly I was really
kind of left out of the conversation so I'm just gonna say because the niggas
will try to turn to um bring them in the house
they don't want to be in the house they want to roam the streets
like Cam is looking for a hoe. You was left out of the conversation. I mean the hoe ended up being a hoe.
Oh shit the camera. That's it. I love this lady. I'm This? Oh shit, the camera. Yeah, that's it.
I love this lady.
Fuckers wanna be Heath.
I'm just saying, they ain't go across the board.
Fuckers wanna be Heath Cliff, man.
You can't bring that up.
Let's hear Jonathan Majors, yo.
Jonathan Majors.
Oh my God.
Me so.
I love you.
I love you beyond all limits.
With all my strength.
With all my heart, I love you beyond all limits. With all my strength. With all my heart, I love you.
I'm supposed to be the toughest
dog when you done carried me so
so so so many nights.
I paused it for a second. This shit would have hit if he was
Kang. You know it's so crazy.
If he was Kang still.
Because he lost his...
He's Kanging like a mother Kang. Because he lost his... I'm about to say, he's Kang like a mother fucker. He's Kanging.
He's Kanging.
He's Kanging.
And the Oscar goes to...
He's trying to get that, he's trying to go,
cater to the black movies.
He's trying to like, we get what he's trying to make.
No he not.
That is not...
Yo, listen to the wording.
Showing black love.
Go back, go back.
Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back.
Bring it back, bring it back.
Liquid means rewind, gunshot means, let let's go I love you beyond all limit He sound like Harriet Tubman's pop-offs, nigga. Damn. And Mary Jane. Mary Jane loves him without a limit.
That nigga sound like, what's the nigga?
He sound like Mary.
Dog, come on.
All right, I'm pressing play.
Stop joking.
Yo, hold me down, nigga.
I'm pressing play.
He sound like a slave, nigga.
That's my man.
Wow.
Keep going.
You look like, no, go ahead.
You accept this award like you trying to free the slave.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, Jemima.
Waze.
But oh, my heart, I love you. Oh, shit. Oh My mother
I love you. Oh shit
This don't have nothing to talk it from around here now
This don't have nothing to do with just kind of a little bit
But and your mama's syrup if you miss it is is uh, what's the name?
Okay, I forgot. I went to Uber and he was on the deck.
I went and got me some Pearl Miller.
Hey, they won.
Hey, they won.
Sometimes you just leave the racism alone.
Like, Edja Momma was fine.
I had no problem with Edja Momma.
Uncle Ben too!
Hey, some racism ain't as bad as y'all make it out to be.
I bought that
perlmiller's you a lot of it's perlmilling perlmilling whatever it is I
bought it cuz I know that's it's your mama Percy Miller fuck it no I'm my
master be be trying to rob me think about master be sir okay all right back to John the major
I'm supposed to be the toughest John when you then carried me so so so so many nights
But why is he supposed to be the toughest and strongest like we've seen him be tough and
No, it no allows whatever's I'm talking about. Boy, that's tough. That's, that, that, hey. Hey, that, that, that nigga was hard.
Noah, Noah Lows, whatever his name is from that suburban.
Yo.
Hey, look, the toughness and all.
Hey, that white woman grabbed him up out of the pocket.
Hey, look, so.
Dog.
I'm trying to look for, I'm trying to look for a time.
That nigga sound like he is in rare acting form.
So you don't think that that's genuine?
This nigga look like him, raising in the sun.
I just throw, I just throw it into the kitchen.
I had to Google it, raising in the sun.
When he's in the kitchen talking.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Wait, I'm pressing.
I'm pressing.
Look, look, look.
Do the party.
Do the party. He sit.
Are you just going to shock him?
Let me rewind that.
No, he cut the tears off and started making a jokey joke.
Oh, no.
Kog, get back.
I love you.
Do the party.
He sound like Ish.
No, no, no, no, no.
What the fuck is this nigga doing?
What's up with this nigga, y'all?
I love you.
He ain't got no homies or nothing.
No, no, like family.
Yo, his PR team, whoever his PR team is, we got to see it.
We got to see it.
We got to see it. We got to see it. We got to see it. We got to see it. We got to see it. What the fuck is this nigga doing? What's up with this nigga, y'all? I love you.
He ain't got no homies or nothing, no family.
Yo, his PR team, whoever his PR team is, we gotta sit down with them niggas.
Nah, they working.
They are.
They trying to... Black love, though.
That white lady chasing.
I love you.
Take that, take that, take that. Through the fire. He's the fucking artist.
Take that, take that, take that.
Distinguished panel.
Oh, man.
Hey, speaking of that, I want to ask you a question after that.
Oh, please.
Yeah.
All right, man, my question is just to you.
How do you have to deal with it?
And Mel had a question.
You had a question.
No, I didn't.
Before this clip played, you were asking Ish or Ice
or somebody on that couch if we think that he's being sincere or not.
Oh, yeah, I asked Ish.
Do you think that he's being sincere?
We all appear in a funny time,
but I can't speak to his sincerity
or his love for the young lady.
I just know that shit sounds like
a Oscar-worthy performance.
I think he's sincere.
He is a physical being.
He could be.
He could be, but like you said,
he is a trained professional. Princeton? I saw his previous work. Yale. Yeah, oh, he got be but like you said he is a trained professional
Princeton I saw his previous work. Yeah. Oh, he got all these
You seen his previous work as in movies no no no, oh the work the work he's sincere
Megan was like 17. Oh Oh, you saying that.
He got the gold medal for mid.
He got the gold medal for the super mid.
We took my blacks.
Now he got that $7,000 pound weed.
He had blacks, now he got purple haze.
Nigga, take this shit back to black.
Remember when niggas thought chocolate was lit?
The nigga thought chocolate was lit.
That's a pep.
The nigga came out with it.
Chocolate.
Oh, shit.
Chocolate was lit.
Chocolate was lit.
Chocolate was lit.
Chocolate was lit.
Chocolate was lit.
And it used to smell like chocolate.
It did.
It used to be a lot of fake chocolate, though.
Exactly.
Niggas used to smell like it.
It was niggas that wasn't able to get the real chocolate.
Niggas were spraying that shit.
Niggas were spraying chocolate. There was niggas, was there anybody that got the real chocolate? Niggas with the sprang and shit.
Yeah.
Yo, that ever a weed where the bags
just had like strawberries and shit on it.
Yo, hey weed came up, man.
They did.
They did.
Weed came up.
You start to burn the niggas.
Yeah, like dog.
You see the packaging they're using now?
Oh yeah.
They got niggas.
Niggas are getting made on printing machines.
The niggas around here is printing that shit out in Jersey.
Oh, okay.
Uh-oh.
That's nitch.
I'm not talking about y'all.
Mel, you think he's sincere?
Absolutely.
Why?
Based on what?
Oh, shit.
Somebody hopped on the bag end again.
I'm not, I'm not.
Not you.
I'm talking to the Pox.
No, you didn't.
I swear.
Me and you, Pox.
I can see why, I can see why people would say that looks performative,
and the fact that he's an actor,
so people don't have this ability to say,
okay, well, is he acting,
or is he being sincere right now?
But I think that he genuinely feels love for Megan Good
for holding him down during the worst time in his life.
What the fuck?
What size is those heels?
Whatever those wedges,
because every time you wear them,
you get in a different bag. What size are those? I've never worn these. Because every time you wear them, shit, you get in a different bed.
What size are those?
I've never worn these before, by the way.
Now, the male is queen wedge.
Yeah, what size are those?
How high?
Male ain't going to play with some wedges.
At all.
They're like five, five and a half inches.
Okay, just, you should have asked it.
Mental note.
I should have asked it.
You were.
See the wedges, nigga, respect.
Yeah.
So I think he's being sincere.
I do. Well, you didn't tell me why. You just told me Yeah, so I think he's being sincere, I do.
Well you didn't tell me why, you just told me why
the people may think he's not sincere.
No, I said because I feel like he's talked about it
numerous times, like how she's held him down
and he loves her for it.
That's why I think he's being sincere.
So do you see, to the fact, can you,
have you done research to see how much she held him down?
How can I do research on their relationship?
They only let us know.
I mean, talking about like pictures and stuff,
does it seem like she's holding him down now?
They look extremely happy.
You think she's faithful?
Until what's her name comes through.
You think he's faithful?
Yes.
So you take back your statement when you said
that it was too soon when he jumped,
but back, the callback, you just take it back?
No, I don't.
So she like YSL Woody?
She holding him down? She's holding him down.
God, true.
And the Michael Ealy situation doesn't change
your thoughts on the way she's holding him down at all?
Nope.
Okay.
Shout out to ma'am.
Nope, not at all.
Put a timetable on a relationship.
Yeah, that's right. Yo, part, Paul, speaking of that, Paul, doesn't...
Forever.
Okay, ask yourself the same question.
Timetable on their relationship.
I think...
His career picks up and he drops her?
By the second Marvel movie is over.
Maybe before that.
You think that Marvel is taking him back?
Absolutely.
Really?
And I think
if he does one successful Marvel movie... Then she's out of here. Curtain's closed.
Do you think that you're cynical? No, I think I'm a realist. She's never just falling apart. It'll start. Literally.
Does anybody else think the same way that it does?
That this is a short-lived situation and his career picks up and she's out of here.
Anybody else think that way?
I don't think it's got nothing to do with the career.
I don't think it either.
I was playing, but I think it's a short-lived relationship.
I don't think it's a real relationship.
I think it's a PR stunt. I think it's a... PR stunt.
Yeah, it's a PR relationship.
For him or her or both?
Mutually beneficial.
Really?
Absolutely.
If he gets back to good graces,
she's the one who held him down through everything.
And if he's back A-list and she's right there on his arm,
what does that do for her, Kasha?
That's a great investment to make if you're her.
Good point.
And I don't really, I kind of don't see it,
that like being mutually beneficial.
I see it being very beneficial for him,
for her not so much.
Okay, so you held him down and what?
You don't think the visibility,
what does that give you?
I'm trying to answer your question.
You don't think the visibility that she's being given now
has increased tenfold just from being with him?
Well, how has that served her?
Is she being, is she on the phone with Martin Scorsese?
We don't know yet.
With David Fincher, are they calling her?
No, the last movie she did was Tyler Perry, so.
Yo, y'all got smoke?
No, no, no, no!
No, I'm just, no, no, no!
I'm shocked that Mel is even having his take. Yeah, now leave him alone.
I have it.
Mel called to the block Julia Roberts eight months ago,
nine months ago.
No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Whoa, everybody freaked the fuck out
and did not understand what I was trying to say.
I was talking about her likability factor.
That was all, and the fact that she's considered
like a sweetheart.
Everybody likes her.
That was what I was talking.
I wasn't talking about acting talent.
I wasn't talking about, I wasn't talking about that. No, listen. That was what I was talking. I wasn't talking about acting talent. I wasn't talking about alien. I wasn't talking about that. That was all
I was talking about. Now this adds to that, that you held this black man down and the
time of need when the world turned their back on him, you are going to get looked at with
some reverence. I'm not shooting at you. She don't stand with that. You get what I'm
saying? I'm not shooting at you. I just can't see a single-
Because she benefits. No, I can't really see a single example as to where that has actually worked out for a woman.
Because Mel been around A-list and she still had her own path, nigga.
That puts some respect.
She's speaking from experience.
She had her own path.
Are you shooting?
I've never.
Are you fucking shooting?
Never, because you still on your own.
I seen niggas double back.
Nigga, you still on your own, nigga.
You had your own path. And I'm tired of y I seen niggas double back. Nigga, you still on your own, nigga. You had your own path.
And I'm tired of y'all niggas
playing around with my sister, nigga.
She don't need to stand next to no nigga
and her cache ain't gonna go up
because she's Melissa Ford.
She is the cache, nigga.
And sometimes you gotta clear the cache.
That little button you press.
The cookie's out of here.
You gotta get all that shit.
History of cache.
Hey, yo, Parks.
It's cash, actually.
It's Cash.
She didn't own the record through the wire, because how did she sign off on Kanye doing
it but not end up liking it, his record that he did?
If you understand what I'm saying.
The sample.
The sample, because she didn't like what he did to the record.
That shit been on my mind.
I meant to ask you that.
That means that she didn't own the lyrics.
That means somebody else wrote it?
I'm not sure who wrote that song to be honest with you but because
she said she hates it she hated Kanye's version some samples a clear prior to
hearing the final version right that's sometimes sometimes that happens and yeah
depending yes she might not only publish it I don't know details of the case I
just wanted to see the other alternative options that's all yeah I don't know the details of the case. I just wanted to see the other alternative options, that's all. Yeah, I don't know the details.
I can't get that.
He's gonna make that a drop.
So easy to get the audience to clap.
Look at the audience clap for me.
Nigga, Black Luck, are you up there crying?
Joe, Joe, Joe.
Just so we clear,
you know what award show that was, right?
Hollywood Unlocked.
And Zeus Awards.
So you said, look what the audience clapped for.
What you think was in the audience?
They clapped for Zeus.
That's right.
And I'm a Zeus fan.
I know, I'm surprised you weren't there.
Yeah, I ain't know about this, I'm kind of tight.
I'm boycotting that award show to a male foregird
of Hollywood Unlocked Award. I did. She did a re- The same award that he was awarded. She was the first one to get that award. We know about this, I'm kinda tight. I'm boycotting that award show till Mel Ford get a Hollywood Unlocked Award.
I did.
She did a re-
The same award that he was awarded.
She was the first one to get the award.
We talked about this.
Cause this award show was-
Another one then.
This nigga, I'm boycotting till she get two.
What?
Hey, what y'all think Mel's reaction would be
if a love interest of hers get on stage
and starts singing through the fire to her
while she in the audience crying?
Just like Megan.
Yeah, she gonna cry.
Just like Megan.
She gonna want Waterworks.
Waterworks, yeah.
Megan got a Grape Street nigga on the side.
Fuck y'all talking about.
Y'all get on this pod, just be talking.
You think you can tell when somebody cheat?
You think they'll even, like, there's a look?
What the heck?
I asked that last time.
I'm just asking and we can move on.
It ain't to stump the room.
I ain't trying to trick nobody.
I think it depends on the person.
Have you guys caught women cheating on you before?
What?
Real question.
Yes, for me.
Don't be offended.
Yes, yes, for me.
How did you catch them?
Patterns, the pattern changes.
It was the case.
It's the same.
My male intuition.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My male intuition.
My male intuition.
No, because I was having a conversation
with a guy friend over the weekend
and he was saying that y'all,
like that women are way sneakier than men,
that men are not sneaky at all.
And that's a lie. He's done. I men are not sneaky at all, and that's-
That's a lot.
I thought he was full of shit too.
It's a lot.
Why that's said, a lot of times is because,
well, today, we know it to be otherwise,
but niggas wasn't really,
a lot of niggas ain't going through your phone,
looking through all your shit.
No, the niggas don't want you to get caught.
So, a lot of times, niggas get caught
because the woman tells.
The nigga not telling, I'm getting the side goods. The nigga not telling them, getting the side goods.
I'm not telling, I want you to stay with your man.
I don't want y'all to break up.
Why would I go holler at your husband
and tell him what's going on behind closed doors?
Women will pick up the phone and call your girl.
Or women will pick up the phone and call the other woman
and say I'm just coming to you as a woman.
Whatever the fuck that phrase was.
Women are more sneaky than men.
That is true, but.
Successfully sneaky. That's not true. Women are more sneaky than men. That is true, but. Successfully sneaky.
That's not true.
Women are more sneaky than men.
But also.
Out loud, that would be.
You can still catch them.
Yeah.
It's pattern, if you, I mean, everybody can get caught.
You put the iPad in the trunk and you know.
Don't exhibit a behavior with me
that you're not able to maintain.
What the fuck?
You used to come home at six, now you come home at 8.30. Don't exhibit a behavior with me that you're not able to maintain.
You used to come home at six, now you come home at eight thirty. True.
Patterns nigga. Patterns. If the pattern go over, you know that I notice it.
A lot of women tell. That's how a lot of niggas get caught.
So it don't necessarily be shit.
But niggas be, we be sloppy too.
I think that once you get comfortable, you're going to be sloppy. You think they don't necessarily be shit. But niggas, we be sloppy too. I think that once you get comfortable,
you're gonna be sloppy.
You think they don't get sloppy too?
It's a lot of his ego too.
A lot of niggas think my girl ain't gonna never do that.
That's it.
A lot of niggas believe my girl, not my baby.
Not, yeah.
Anybody, it can happen to anybody.
It can happen, nigga.
It's the ego, so because you're not even thinking
she would do it, you're not looking,
you're not questioning, you just believe in everything because nah, my thinking she would do it. That's true. You're not looking. You're not questioning. You just believe in everything
because nah, my girl wouldn't do that.
No, she went to Miami with Keisha and them for the girls.
Keisha a hoe.
I know Keisha a hoe, but my girl wouldn't get down like that.
Mel, would you consider yourself a good cheater?
Yes.
In the past, when I have cheated,
I was very successful at it.
Got it.
Mm-hmm. There's no trick. That was just the end of my I have cheated, I was very successful at it. Got it. Mm-hmm.
There's no trick, that was just the end of my question.
Okay, yeah.
Not something I'm proud of.
Disclaimer.
Is it not something I'm proud of?
Girl, girl.
Oh.
What else, what else, what else, what else?
There is a Wale Tour.
Yes, it is.
New York, October 5th.
I will be there because Wale brings out the earthy ones.
He does.
He does.
And he's dropping a new album.
And I can just tell by the password for the pre-sales
album, I see what you're doing.
Wale, I'm coming to that show.
I'm coming to that show. I will be there. I'll tell you're doing. Wale, I'm coming to that show. Yeah. I'm coming to that show.
I will be there.
I'll tell you off, Mike.
What, you going with your girl?
No, I'm going to tell you something different.
Oh.
I'm going alone.
Think you can make some money off of Wale Sean beef?
No.
Not like the money he can.
Not the money I need.
Gotcha.
If that were the case, I'd have been amped that up.
I'd have been calling Wale. You know, nigga, have been amped that up. I'd have been calling while I ate.
You know that you heard this just show on set?
I think it's about you.
I want to instigate some shit, I do.
That shit worked too well.
I'm gonna eat her last time.
I want to instigate some shit with you.
Oh, with me?
Yeah, me and you.
Okay.
Right now?
Not really.
Did you get your new vehicle yet?
I was thinking about you this weekend.
I didn't get anything new.
You were driving around in your Lamborghini?
No, I was just thinking about it.
That's why he got the Lamborghini.
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You're smart.
You're trying to battle horses?
No, no.
Are you going to?
I don't think that's for public No, no, no. It's humanity. No, I didn't. Are you going to?
I don't think that's for public broadcast. Oh, okay.
Gotcha.
Are you gonna tell me?
What is it for?
It's just an ego purchase.
Yeah, you can't drive that shit on these roads.
Nah, but you was so confident,
like you was so, when I listened to you,
you were so sure, nigga, like,
I hear a lock in it.
Why Steph Curry shoot the three from over there?
Yeah, I mean, I can't. Because I can, fuck you. Hey you didn't I don't need that vehicle
I'd like Park said I think the roads out here are
That would be a thing with me for something like that
I don't really drive ain't gonna be a whole bunch of mouths on I don't need it
I would rather have other niggas in my in my parking area
playing with you.
Yeah. I feel like, so is that my ego or their ego?
It's my ego to recognize that they playing with me.
Are they playing with you? I'm not thinking about you.
You are saying that they playing with you.
Wait, hold up for a minute. That's a statement though. Why you not?
Why you not thinking about me?
Cause I had these four cars before I knew you existed.
It's second and third one.
It's one nigga, you gotta guess what card it is.
It's a cover.
That shit been covered for like 18 months.
You don't go peak?
No.
He peaked.
No I did not.
You better not.
I'll peak.
You better not. You should get out and peak. Who's it? I'm gonna lift up, just by the wheel. Bitch. He definitely picked. No, I did not. You better not. I'll pick. You better not.
You'll pick?
Yeah, I'll pick.
I'm going to lift up, just by the wheel.
Bitch.
Yeah, whatever.
I'm a car fan.
I'll have a bullet come from under the car
and pop your little white head off.
He got a Ferrari up under there.
Who's the little?
You ain't even got to pick the shape or the shit.
It's just letting you know that's either the Batmobile.
It could be a McLaren.
It could be a McLaren.
Yeah, it could be.
It could be some other thing.
Who's the littlest neighbor? It ain't me. One of the cars? Yeah, in the car tip. Yeah,. Could be some other. Who's the littlest neighbor?
It ain't me. On the cars?
Yeah, in the car, tip.
Yeah, who's the littlest?
What's the littlest you see?
The reason why I don't like that example
because your old neighbor was playing with you.
Who? Crazy.
He wasn't playing.
Yes, he was.
He wasn't playing.
Yes, he was.
No, I'm talking about what Joe said in his plan.
He wasn't playing.
That was something different.
That nigga, that nigga.
So, and that ain't make you jump out the window.
Because that was his real life. He was dead ass. That's what we nigga. So, and that didn't make you jump out the window so? Cause that was his real life.
He was dead ass.
That's what we mean.
That's what I'm saying.
No, these other niggas was playing.
No, that nigga was throwing it in your face Paul.
Like, yeah.
That nigga.
I'ma park this one over here.
Look, I'ma park these two right here.
You don't know what's in the garage.
And I got one right across.
And I'ma have my 16 year old daughter
fucking just pull out the culling in for a drive.
A drive to walk with
you.
Oh shit let me tell y'all school is in session in some areas of the country.
Yeah.
There is a hashtag out there that says first day of school and I clicked it.
Oh man. Hey, when will we as parents learn how to dress our kids
for the first day of school?
These is young kids out there with legs,
stomach, arms, arm, leg, leg, arm, head.
Showing, visible. They wearing lace.
Bro, I say it every day in Wawa.
Yeah, your point of reference has to stop me in Wawa.
No, I don't.
Because that's, like, that's somewhere that I go where
it's a lot of people.
I don't really, you know.
That's where it goes back to touch.
Oh, you in the picture.
The flagship Wawa.
The intersection, yeah.
Yo, dog.
Fit that into Wawa.
Fit that into four blocks.
Hey, listen.
In the big Wawa.
Bro.
It's the intersection of diversity. Yeah,wah. It's the intersection of diversity.
Yeah.
It's the intersection of diversity.
There we go.
It's like Target.
You got him.
Like it's all walks of life.
Dawg, these kids being there.
This is not the one.
Wah-wah is not like that.
Yes it is.
It shouldn't be.
No it's not.
No it's not.
No it's not.
How you know?
And how you know?
You go sometimes.
But you be in the hood.
I don't be in the hood when I go to wah-wah. Yo, you keep saying you being they gotta be in the hood to be the Wawa
I didn't say right there on the caucus. I said the Wawa ice go to the Wawa in the hood
The Wawa how you know explain explain the Wawa reference what I'm saying is when I go to Wawa
It's everybody because the Wawa by my crib, it's all.
You spend a lot of time at the Wawa.
I do.
I go three, four times a day.
No, but it sounds like you stay there for a little while.
No, I go three, four times a day.
Do some analysis.
You've got 20 of them on the wall?
That's a point of reference for like poor people.
I told you.
No, I'm talking about the people.
I said that.
Commoders.
No, I'm talking about wealthy young kids.
These little kids.
So you live in the wealthy areas, what you're saying?
I'm right there.
But the kids be coming in there with little ass shorts,
with like this much cheek hanging out the bottom of the
shorts, you're like, yo, what the fuck?
13, 14 year old girls, dog.
We fucked up out here, like I'm dead ass serious.
I'd be like, yo, and I got two daughters,
this is some bullshit where we are.
Real quick, you got credit in Wawa?
You got the Wawa credit card.
You do got the Wawa credit card.
Niggas, let me go.
What happened to the fucking good old days
where you went to school and whatever your mom or parents put you in
and then you changed when you got to school?
You had the shit rolled up in your book bag.
They don't do that no, but now they just going and whatever the fuck they want to go in.
Niggas, your grandmother is 40. 40?
Alright.
Look.
Society is doomed, bruh.
Yo, you could be motherfucking pop pop right now.
I better not be.
That's what I'm saying.
You could have been pop pop.
We talked about it too.
For six, seven years, you could have been pop pop.
Chow the tray.
You know what I mean?
So.
Poor baby, man.
Hey, dad's out there, man.
Guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your
fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard
your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, guard your fucking, Trey, you know what I mean? Poor baby, man.
Chad the Trey.
Hey, dads out there, man, guard your fucking sons.
These little hot little girls.
Speaking about it?
I spoke to him.
I'm gonna have to speak to him some more.
Yeah.
He need a couple talking tools.
Chad the Trey.
Well, my opinion is going to change
if that young lady is not 29. If she's 26, my opinion is going to change if that young lady is not 29.
If she's 26, my opinion is going to change.
Crazy.
Mine don't.
Mine don't.
Ease don't.
Well, this conversation is not out yet.
Got it.
So that's for our future Patreon, where
we discuss the models bagging our pride and joy.
What else?
What else?
Sky Jackson, Sky Jackson.
Tossing it to our expert, Big Mal.
Sky Jackson and her fiance, I believe,
they were at Universal Studios
and they had a little scuffle.
Thank you very much.
And so when law enforcement showed up, They had a little... Scuffle? Scuffle, thank you very much.
And so when law enforcement showed up, they both said,
there's nothing to see here, we're fine, we're happy,
she's pregnant, et cetera.
The cops took it upon themselves to go review some security footage,
saw that there was...
Saw that thug.
He's talking about Sky, by the way.
Snitch, snitch, snitch, that's snitching. I didn't say nothing about Sky. that dog he's talking about sky by the way she's okay well she was the
initiator of quote-unquote aggression because she was physical violence yes
articulated for yeah I am empathically yeah I just want to like yeah okay so I
was gonna point out the differences in their height and weight, but I'll just let that go
I'm just gonna let it go. So you feel like so anyways
That's why I didn't even bring it up
So I'm just gonna wrap it up. So they went ahead and charged her
with misdemeanor domestic battery.
That poor guy.
And they arrested her.
Come on man.
Yes.
I hope he's okay.
I hope he's surrounded by love.
Love, yeah.
Honestly.
I hope a circle like, you know, kind of.
Pause.
Wrap that brother in warmth, man.
Wrap him in warmth, yeah.
Honestly.
Is she home? Yeah, she's home. Good. Wrap that brother in warmth, man. Wrap him in warmth, yeah. Honestly. Is she home?
Yeah, she's home.
Good.
Yeah, she's home.
What's your take on it?
I mean, my take is always, like, don't put your hands on people,
regardless of which angle it is, you know?
That's man to women, woman to men.
Regardless of your height and the weight.
Yeah?
Come on, come on.
Come on, big man.
But.
Yeah, yeah. But. No, no, no, no, no, no.
Stand on it.
No, no, no, it has nothing to do with her and what she did.
My issue is why did law enforcement decide if two people are standing there saying,
there's nothing to see here, we're obviously in public, and she's fine, I'm fine, and this is him talking.
Why go view the tape?
Well, hold on, so hold on, hold on, hold on.
So here's what happened.
So.
He was covering up for her.
No, so he was.
He was unsafe.
So chances are.
Maybe he gave the wink.
So chances are he's not going to show up to court.
You know, as a victim.
And when it comes to domestic violence.
Stockholm Syndrome.
When, Parkes.
Parkes what?
He's down to jail.
So what about, so what if it was the other way around?
That is exactly why.
What if it was the other way around and the woman exactly why. What if it was the other way around
and the woman lying and saying,
no, we're good, we're good,
and the cops end up not looking at the footage
and she ends up dying?
Because we've seen situations like that before.
You are absolutely right.
I am, yeah.
You're absolutely right.
In that particular circumstance,
I would want the cops to look at
I'm just saying that the tape the cops should look at the footage regardless. Okay
Okay, does anybody else have an opinion on this since I stated nobody should put their hands on each other anybody else
That was your PC. I'm talking public. I've always but I've always said that no matter no matter which situation
How tall was the guy?
He's like 6'4", 6'5".
And what was his weight?
What did he weigh?
He's like around 200 pounds.
What about his feelings?
Poor guy.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Hope he is all right.
Yeah.
He weighs a lot.
I guess the fact that they also mentioned
that she was pregnant,
that there was an emotional component to this argument.
So DV is okay if you're pregnant.
If she's pregnant.
Or if you're emotional.
Well, hey, it was him that said it.
So I'm asking you,
do you think DV is okay when somebody's pregnant?
Like for them to be able to commit DV?
I will go back to my original statement
of nobody should put hands on each other.
That's it.
Don't try to trip me up on semantics.
Let's go, Mel.
And I'm with you.
Okay.
No matter what.
Love songs often do.
Control your temper.
Glad everybody made it out unscathed.
Thank God.
Yeah, that was a hairy situation, huh?
Could've been dangerous. Yeah. You could've got situation, huh? Could have been dangerous.
Yeah.
He could have got hurt.
Oh, God.
Yeah.
You never know what someone's capable of.
Especially angry.
That's true.
Hormonal.
Hormonal.
Yeah.
This could have got really bad.
What else?
What else?
What else is there?
So we talked before about Dame's shares of Rockefeller Records, which owns
reasonable doubt going up for auction.
So now the report comes out.
That Jay put out a little fire.
Yeah.
He put a little something out and just go ahead and notify the bidders that if
you do purchase it, it's coming home.
It come reasonable doubt comes back to him in 2031.
Well, 2031 or 30s.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Hover the bar.
Steps on your shit.
Hate it.
He like don't even think about it, Joe.
Don't even think about it.
Oh, I was about to be down, man.
He's crushing the drink.
Nah, you know what he heard?
He heard that bar you was going to spit. He didn't want me to come back to the game. That's what it was. He didn't want me to come back to that bar. That's he's just crushing the drink. Nah, you know what he heard? He heard that bar you was gonna spit.
He didn't want me to come back to the game.
That's what it was.
He didn't want me to come back to that bar.
That's what it was, the bar.
Just that bar.
Like, nah, he not getting that.
You ain't getting the rock chain.
So, Hove is saying all of this shit comes back to him,
so whoever purchases it has about a six year window.
Make your money.
But even with that six year window,
you can't do anything with reasonable doubt
because you only own a third and Hov also owns.
So you're-
You can work in coordination with Hov in bigs
and make some money potentially.
What if you have a really good idea?
You wanna license it out somewhere or something.
No, you're already gonna get paid if they using it.
You still gonna get your 33%
of whatever you're using it for currently,
but you're gonna go put your bread up in an auction
that starts at 1.2 million.
True.
To potentially get back a third
of whatever the album is doing, 25.
You gotta put 250,000 in order to enter, right?
Probably. Yeah.
I wanna see what's gonna be there, son.
No, to start, well, yeah, but that's,
what the fuck, a quarter of the bid.
Yeah, probably.
And then he probably got a 30 day,
depending on what their parameters are,
I know in the real estate.
Do y'all think this hurts the auction?
Yes. Yeah, I think so, yeah.
Absolutely.
Okay, just making sure.
And that's probably why the lawyer put the statement out.
Absolutely, of course.
Yo dawg, y'all might as well just let this shit come home.
Hope was with some new old pod.
Let this shit come home, dawg.
That we did, and said, hey yo, remind them.
Yeah, Hov got that thing Flip got.
If he hears his name, he gonna listen to that shit.
Yeah, you got the name searcher.
Hov definitely heard this shit.
Remind them real quick.
Hov and LeBron, it was a good week last week.
Yeah, shit.
All right, Hov, you win.
I'm not going to the auction. What you mean?
I want you to go to the auction, man.
Again, nigga.
You think he won the first time?
Well.
I don't.
He did.
Hey, the same way y'all.
No, I'm not mad at that.
But the same energy you got for me on the topic,
have it for our guest on the topic
I'm with me. Hey, I'm with the joke
I lost yo the president. It's tough man
Look, they said a word
Guess not here yet. I know you're coming. He came out the black house for you though.
He didn't keep the presidential shit on.
He came out and got dirty.
I think you got busy.
You gotta get dirty.
At 22.
I'm with you.
We joke, but let's keep it a buck.
You did what the fuck you're supposed to do.
Thank you, man. Thank you.
I'm still gonna get the jokes off. Nobody care about that. There we go.
And he dusted you up,
and then gave you little reminders throughout history.
Sean Bradley has niggas.
Y'all watch how I blow,
hey, whatever ASAP Rocky got coming for Drake,
watch how I blow it up.
Purpose.
Watch how I blow it up.
That whole talk they was having just now,
I just kept seeing rappers' faces floating,
floating in front of me.
I'm gonna find some niggas to instigate a B4.
I have, man.
I gotta make sure this fourth quarter get the fourth quarter.
It's crazy.
You gotta get 40 at night.
I'm gonna make that ASAP beat.
You're gonna get 40 at night in fourth quarter?
Something gotta happen.
Whatever ASAP got coming for Drake, I'm gassing it.
I'm telling you now.
Send him some bars.
I wish it was somebody else I could gas
and beef outside a bar. I wish it was somebody else I could gasp in it beef outside a drink
None of the rest is fun
That's what he said
You things can't even got it get a good beef going at my name ain't in it. Mm-hmm
Yeah, you got a boy
Hey, you got a boy can't even sell worked got a point can't get a fight in got a point? Can't even sell. It worked. Got a point. Can't get a fight in Vegas.
Let's see here, first day of school,
Skai Jackson being abusive, Wale Tour coming for Two
Minutes Straight.
Yo.
Excuse me?
My daughter in daycare.
Two Minutes Straight?
What?
No, that's a weird mix.
It was his topic, but I don't remember how I wrote it down.
We were talking about, it started because I had some of that oregano oil that
Stylist brought out to Stylist. Yeah. And that shit is intense. It's real.
Besides, what's the shit you bring? Sea moss? No, the liquid shit. The disgusting shit.
A toté. That's number one. I'm the list of all time. The fuck is a tote?
There's some organic fucking...
Fuck healthy Buckleys.
That oil oregano is strong.
That shit is real.
But he also brought some sea moss.
We had, we had it all over oregano here one time.
Ice got on his macho shit.
I'm like, yo, only take a little bit.
Yo, that shit is real.
It was ice and po.
I'm like, yo, only take a little bit.
Ice like, man, let me get that shit.
Give me the dropper. The nigga man, let me get that shit dropped.
The nigga changed the whole droplet under his tongue.
Oh, that nigga almost jumped off the balcony, yo.
Yeah, that was bad.
That shit'll burn your fucking lungs out.
So we was talking about it, and then Stiles PNM came
and dropped off some Black Sea oil pills,
which is amazing.
Black Sea is really good.
And he had some sea moss pills.
So he's like, yo, what are the benefits of sea moss?
And so we all made a joke.
I said, yo, it has most of the minerals in the world
that you could get, it's like 90 something.
And then I said, if you really want to know to Imani,
because you know Imani is a 69 guy that-
I didn't, I don't know that.
I know he said that, I never confirmed it.
Yeah, I take his word for it too.
But I'm like, yo, if you take the CMOS,
you probably gonna come for about two minutes.
I've been taking CMOS and I've been coming.
I don't know if I wanna come for a long time.
It's never lasted two minutes, that's a long time ago.
I don't know if I wanna come for a long time. Whole sex in the last two minutes.'s a long time. Yeah, I don't know if I want to come home.
Whole sex in the last two minutes.
Put a little in the cup.
Crazy as hell.
Two minutes?
That's why I wrote it down.
Because even if that was true, like, would you want to do that for two minutes straight?
No.
That is a yogurt factory.
You are out of your fucking mind, nigga.
What are you talking about?
I said that's a yogurt factory.
That's gross.
What?
A yogurt factory?
Two minutes to come?
I've never had yogurt.
Still? Yeah. But let me tell cum? I've never had yogurt.
Still?
Yeah.
But let me tell you, I've had it.
You've never had yogurt in your life?
I've had my yogurt.
All right.
All right.
God.
You paced as your cum, you nasty nigga.
He always got into...
He can't do this.
You sick fuck.
What's wrong with you? I got nasty nigga. He always got into this. You sick fuck.
What's wrong with you?
I got a headache.
I'm obviously disgusted.
You want to hear that?
But anyway, expel knowing why you think that's fly.
Yeah, I really hear.
You would do it?
You like piss and cum?
You would cum for two minutes straight if you could?
I only like pissing for two minutes. if you could why you ever had a
better feeling in your life than coming yes physically Mr. Potter tell me good
well some of that Bally with that well that led to the coming though
physically ain't no piss I ever had in my life compared to no nut.
If that's the case, I'll be holding my pee all day every day.
You get that feeling.
Niggas just driving around with warts.
Niggas out here killing people over some motherfucking.
Yeah, coming is up there with a cold, cold Pepsi.
Yo.
Oh yeah, the cold one nigga.
Or the hot day.
You know the one I'm talking about. With the hot pizza.
With the water dripping to the side.
Come and get a deal with that.
No, you're right.
I would do it with too much drink, but.
I'm not in for too many.
Yeah, all right.
Y'all niggas sound crazy.
Y'all niggas fronting.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not.
I'm not shocked that you said that, but I'm shocked that you stood on it.
Man, listen.
I don't think Seymour's does that to whites, I'm not, I'm not shocked that you said that, but I'm shocked that you stood
on it.
Man, listen.
I don't think Seamoss does that to whites, I guess.
You got the wrong moss.
I got the wrong moss.
I gotta find some different moss.
Lake moss.
That purple.
Oh man, that shit definitely does it here.
What do y'all think about men that get cold? That get cold or cold?
It's chilly.
No, it's chilly.
Like, oh shit, it's cold?
Anybody can get cold, nigga.
Okay, but what do you think about them?
What do you think about men that get cold?
Tough enough, nigga.
Is that not a masculine thing?
What you do?
Go put a jacket on or something?
Oh, I'm cold.
Let me get a sweater.
Yeah, nigga.
A shawl.
I put a hoodie on.
A cashmina.
I put my fucking arms in my shirt, nigga, if I'm cold. Your arms fit in your shirt? Oh, yeah. A shawl. What the fuck is wrong with you? Look, Pashmina. I put my fucking arms in my shirt, nigga, if I'm cold.
Your arms fit in your shirt?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
All right.
Yo, snuffle.
Snuffle, yo.
I mean, his arms ain't big.
What are you talking about?
He got a little Beetlejuice arms.
Tyrannosaurus Rex arms.
You know.
His arms can fit in leg shirts.
Holy shit, y'all.
Okay, okay, okay.
You old nigga.
Once you do it, you get cold.
I don't get cold.
You do get cold, nigga.
I'm a man.
You walk up over there.
I'm a man.
Sassiest head will turn the fuck and eat you.
Exactly what he does.
Attitude too.
Exactly what he does.
Po.
Po.
God damn it.
Sneak.
Sneak.
Sneak.
Sneak.
Sneak. Sneak. Sneak. Sneak. Sneak. man. Sassy as hell, that's what he does. Exactly what he does. Exactly what he does. Exactly what he does.
Exactly what he does.
Paul, Paul.
God damn it.
This nigga's playing with the fuck.
Look at this wall.
Look, now look at you breaking shit.
Now look at you breaking shit.
Now look at you breaking shit.
My favorite.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah, man.
Talk to him.
That's that Lamborghini money.
Lambo flip.
Lambo flip.
Lambo flip.
Stop it.
I love when niggas say that that let me go hit my fake receipt nigga
Receipt I need
I'm sorry my nigga. You're such a idiot.
Shout out to Joe, Joe crazy.
You all are stupid.
Fake receipt nigga.
Nah, that's just it work?
I think for your life you need a fake receipt dude.
Yeah but I don't think it works.
To who?
It works but it don't.
To who?
Nah, it works.
It works to?
When you, over there where you need it to.
Okay, I see what you're saying.
I got a fake document nigga.
Nah, I got one too, his name Chad GPT.
Can I incriminate yourself?
How long you been doing that?
The Backstreet Boys dude, you see where he drew
the little logo?
Yeah, he drew that shit, yeah.
In the hotel.
He just drew a little, I was like, look at it.
He got the money, he got the million.
And he got it.
You talking about on the shit, right?
Yeah, what was that shit called?
Ron's Grom in the. Yeah, Ron's what was that ship called? Ron Perlman.
Yeah, Ron Perlman.
He died too.
Rest in peace.
He died.
Scammer of the century.
You say that every time we bring him up too.
Oh, Lou Perlman.
He died, you know.
Oh, Lou Perlman, yeah.
Ron Perlman.
I said Lou Perlman.
I said he was an actor.
That's an actor.
That's a fucking...
What?
Speaking of shows.
There's Na Na.
Tell me please, me on. I started Lady in the Lake.
I started that and I don't know if I'm going to keep going.
What episode did you get to?
Two, one.
That first episode I was like I don't know what we got going on here.
I think it's pretty deep.
Is it? I'm going to keep going.
I'm shocked that you felt like that even off the first episode.
Where are you? I'm on, well it's only six out, no it's pretty deep. Is it? I'm gonna keep going. I'm shocked that you felt like that even off the first episode.
Where are you?
I'm on, well it's only six out, no it's five out.
I'm on five.
Felt like a little pandery show to me,
but maybe I've not given enough-
Pandering to what?
No, keep watching.
Okay, cool.
At least get to the end of two.
By the end of two you have a good gist of what's going on.
Lady and the Lake, I'm horrible at saying
what shows are about.
There's a Murder, there.
How about that?
How about that?
Who would have thunk?
In any show I'm watching.
It's a nigga dead in the first episode.
There's a Murder.
This show takes place in thes. Yeah, back 60s, 70s is old school
and the families that are tied to this, one is a black girl that comes from the black side of town
and another girl is a Jewish girl who comes from a Jewish, the Jewish side of things. See, that's
where I felt pandery. It was like, oh, we're the same.
That's why I thought they were going with it.
That ain't where they're going.
Okay, cool, I'll keep going.
That ain't where they're going.
That's what it felt like.
Yeah, and they start connecting things.
That's what I can say without giving it away.
Giving it away to show.
Gotcha.
But it is pretty interesting.
And the Jewish lady, the running theme for her
all throughout is none of the Jewish people
are recognizing her as Jewish.
She didn't feel, she doesn't feel...
Accepted, appreciated.
Yeah, she's beefing with the husband, her son fucking hates her, she's chewing bug.
Somebody talking crazy to her.
Yo, every son, let me say this in the shows that I like, the main characters son is always
a dick.
Slavery.
Always a dick. And let me ask you.
Talking about go get in the kitchen, ma.
It's like, yo, what?
Yeah, yeah, no.
They white, right?
Yeah.
Well, this family, yeah.
No, all the shows.
No.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Presumed innocent, the son wasn't white.
Well, he was half.
He was mixed.
Who was he talking crazy to?
His black mother. Well, no, to both his parents, actually. He was mixed. Who was he talking crazy to? His black mother.
Well, no, to both his parents, actually.
He was just disrespectful.
I got a brain freeze right now,
but it's not just the white kids.
Like the kid be a dick.
Kids is dicks.
Soon they hit eight.
Eight.
I saw a meme the other day,
because nobody ever wants to admit to having a favorite kid.
Granted.
But I did see a meme the other day that said, I'm not saying I have a favorite kid, but
there is one that I try my best not to accidentally wake up.
Hey, I let that little nigga sleep as long as possible.
Did you see the Joe Essentjian? Hey, I let that little niggas sleep as long as possible.
Did you see the joke I sent you?
But wait, in the meme, she was taping the kid.
The kid was on the other side of the stairs climbing some shit.
Oh, one of them.
Did you see the joke I sent you?
Yo, that's funny.
Where the dude was a comedian and he was talking about, he was like,
yo, it's my darkest joke ever.
I did see that. Ice, that joke was even dark for me. That's great.
Now I really want to hear it.
That's it.
I want to hear what you say is too dark for you.
No, that's it.
It was great.
Where did you send it to me?
Instagram.
On Instagram.
It's in my what he just talking about.
No ice joke was way too dark.
I was taking it back.
This shows you put it in the group.
No, no, no.
I sent this to you directly.
Oh, my damn.
Somebody send me that. This show is- You put it in the group? No, no, no, I sent this straight to you. Oh, me, directly. Yo, my damn just lit.
Oh, somebody sent me the eyes.
Yeah, when you missed them.
Horror.
Three days ago, I got the eyes.
Damn it.
I wasn't doing nothing.
He started looking back,
let's see what they did.
You said me and your mother got you in trouble, right?
Yo, yo, huh?
You did.
I hate when y'all leave me on islands, yo.
Oh, and this hat nigga hit me back.
Look at this.
Where's my shit?
Oh, here you go.
That nigga weighed down his ass.
All right, here we go.
This next joke is so dark it made my therapist cry.
So in 2018, my little brother died. He had a little heroin whoopsie daisy.
See already now. This is way too dark for me.
I'm going to let him go. I'm going to let him go.
But anything that starts like that is... I'm off.
I'm off. I'm off. I'm off. I'm off.
I'm off.
I'm off.
Let's go.
This next joke is so dark it made my therapist cry.
Way to go Ice.
You need help.
So in 2018, my little brother died.
He had a little heroin whoopsie daisy.
This is funny though.
The audience doesn't know what to do.
That's the only way that's funny.
Dude, it gets real serious.
But a month later, my mother, grief-stricken,
she took her life.
And I know that's a little TMI and really not that funny.
But for my little sister, my big brother, and myself,
that's like the worst way to find out
you are not the favorite.
It is funny, sir.
Holy shit. not the favorite. I mean, and it
was right in line.
What we were discussing that
comedian is Chance Royce
in case somebody out there wants
to cancel someone.
What else? What else?
Oh, shit. Before before we go, has anybody here seen the Joe Rogan stand up?
No.
I watched it a little bit.
Yes.
Somehow that doesn't surprise me.
It was trash?
Mmm.
I turned it off.
You watched the whole thing?
It was horrible.
I saw clips.
No, I actually went cut it on
How much did you?
Might have got like 20 25 and it was it became background noise at that point for me
Not not it just I maybe that's not my brand of comedy
I want to say Joe Rogan should have had Tony write some of that shit, but maybe he did
He just went up there with a bunch of shit
that you, if you've ever heard his podcast,
then he went up there with those talking points
about a bunch of conspiracy theories
and aliens and presidents and Democrats.
It's like, I ain't done nothing to say about it.
You get a big bag from Netflix, you get a big bag.
They give me a bag, I go over there
and talk about some bullshit too.
And when you give a fuck, that nigga say,
oh, you see Josue in the whack.
And it's the big, big, big bags
because that one was one of their live stream shows.
Like that's a separate bag, everybody don't get those.
So, I'm with you.
I'll go up there and say all my shit.
This normal bag is a big, big, big, big, big bag.
They all big, big. big big big big big big
So imagine the live stream bag we giving you to go live
There we go, so I want to ask if you all seen that shit what we saying um
Well post Malone yeah post Malone post Malone came on and said that
He was drinking heavily to to cope with the fact that people were labeling him a culture vulture. Oh, I'll post it.
One song.
I was one of them people initially.
Postman was a patroni.
I fucked with Postman.
I fucked with Postman. I've turned into a fan.
But, and when he first dropped the record was White Ivison.
Y'all know I wasn't rolling with that just off the title.
She was five, you know?
I was five.
Why, you like Scarface?
White Iverson is the Iverson.
Oh, you don't want, you don't like your Scarface white?
I don't care about Scarface.
Iverson is not white.
Just checking.
You know Scarface, right?
I don't care about that.
Y'all know where I stand when it come to AI.
So I just hated on it from the rip.
Never gave due to shot.
And then I think it was like a second or third,
second album maybe.
Listenin' all right, it was kind of...
So if he'd called himself White Kobe,
you would have been like fine with that?
No.
White Jordan.
Yeah.
You wouldn't give a fuck.
Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't care if I'm white.
Do you not like Michael Jordan?
Yeah, I ain't. Okay. You not? I fuck. Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't care if I'm with him. Do you not like Michael Jordan? Yeah, I ain't.
I just think that, like, I don't hold Michael Jordan today where everybody hold him today.
Like, I think he's been passed.
But some people just refuse to let their grates be passed.
Michael Jordan job is done if your son could order a few bumps while you're eating some watermelon.
Like, my respect level.
Every time you mention Michael Jordan and his son,
I can't wait for y'all to just see,
do new stand up, y'all, because he goes into that.
Who's new stand up?
Kevin Hart.
And it's one of them, it's funny.
But yeah, I just don't hold,
like people, with your greats,
that people feel like is number one,
they feel like that number one can never be passed or never be replaced. Okay. I'm not one of them people. I think that
with time and as skill evolves and stuff like that that number one may can be number one for that
time but not currently. Okay. So some people just don't let them go. Same thing with the big and
pock argument and like I think they've been passed by other people but that's that's off topic. Thanks. Yeah I
grew I'm a fan of Post Malone. It's fucked up that it led you to drinking
but niggas looked at you as a culture vulture and the Lil B tweet popped up.
Lil B the base guard. He didn't curse him.
No, he didn't put a curse on him.
But he said, he's like.
Is he a witch doctor?
Better, better than a witch doctor.
That was great.
No, let us do the hip hop.
Okay, no.
Please let us just do the hip hop.
I'm just learning.
So Lil B tweeted,
Post Malone is slowly turning into a white dude.
He's pushing it.
Give it a few years, he gonna be full country
and hate blacks.
Now minus the hate blacks,
Post Malone did kind of go full country.
So it was spot on.
Another base guy I think that's come true.
I don't think Post Malone hates blacks.
Even if they did catch him saying nigger that one time.
Did they?
When?
Am I speaking out my ass again?
They caught Post Malone saying nigger? No caught me, what I'm saying, nigga?
No, they didn't.
I'm about to blow it up, that's my man now.
I didn't hear that.
I never heard that.
No.
Google it, don't take my word.
Trust me, I'm checking.
I was about to.
You ain't be trying to push it,
I never heard that, you're pulling that out.
It's on your phone too.
Now, pose as my man, I don't want to highlight it.
Oh, they, they, they catch him saying the n-word in the in the clip
It's okay. It's okay. You don't have to tense up
He's not our guest
Okay, shut the post he was
Not racist post we fuck with normal posts I
Fuck I still fuck with him. His album's dropping as far as I can check it out.
Why'd you have a song that was fired?
That record was not hot.
That record was not hot.
We really dream of it.
Breaking news.
Sorry, it's breaking news.
Breaking news.
We got your wish.
Give it to me.
We got a beef record.
Oh yes.
This is for proz.
Finally.
It's time to make.
Wait, wait, wait.
For mitzv me. Man.
Life, forgive me, just best protect your neck.
Aiming guns and all your pigs, you don't pose a threat.
Still waiting for me to lose.
Don't hold your breath.
They took a bite at his MBC.
I control the rest.
Don't blame me. Blame her.
She made the mess.
Not another fucking penny is what I told Clef.
Try to glow with the bro clean dominoes
You get it done where I'm from is more constant pros Obama name and discoveries had to plead the fifth
Got a head doctor. What the fuck? I need a circus
Doj was a walk in the park compared to this you want to hit the winning shot?
It's all in the wrist. All right, the kicker, we bet they differ These sitting slickers in glass slippers
I laugh with ya, pour on your liquor
Shit I'm done tryna spar with ya
Me and I been having fun
This a bar mispah
Live life, fuck it, this my manifesto
Riding with my Amazon
Feel like Jeff Bezos, get your bag tuckie
Parks
I like you threw the Lauren shot in there though.
Yeah.
It's a bar mitzvah, Joe.
What's the name?
Bar mitzvah.
Bar.
Miss.
This is the problem.
Can't spell bar mitzvah without miss.
Prost, man, just go do ghetto
superstar again, man.
You got your wish.
Somebody is dissing Lauren and I
got my wish.
Hip hop beef is here.
You got to be careful what you
wish for. Yeah, you got to be
more specific.
I said I want Drake or somebody
that I can monetize to beef.
This is not doing anything for me.
Shout out to Praz, shout out to the Fugees.
And I'd like to hear better rapper Diss Lauren.
For real, I'm not mad at somebody like Diss Lauren.
Yo, Gaslotto and Lauren, there you go.
You said you want Gaslotto to diss somebody.
Oh, please, I support Lotto,
so I wouldn't want to see her do that.
Wait, what would she do?
I am hoping that she replies.
To him?
To surprise?
Yes.
On what? Like, a record?
Wax.
On a record?
Yes.
She could reply on a fucking...
Outposted note.
She could write on a croissant with jelly.
She could write on a croissant with jelly
and win this match.
Oh man.
Of course, no, I'm saying, you think you would want her to rap?
That don't call for that.
Ooh, the blimp in the sky,
that'd be right in the shit in the air.
No, just get the plane that do the shit.
Boy, I want her to reply.
I'm going to get my son on Proz.
I'm not even getting out of bed if I'm Lauren.
What's her name?
Zion.
Zion.
Zion, go ahead.
Zion Marley.
Go ahead and fucking wrap this up for me real quick, man.
I want to.
If you ever heard Lauren on that Nas album still, I don't know why Proz is doing this.
And she was out, they popped out the other day.
Local shit around my way.
And her breath control was right.
She was rapping, rapping.
Oh yeah?
Was Proz not on the Fuji tour?
Well, I think he was tight
because the Fuji tour got canceled.
Yeah, there's no Fuji tour no more.
No, there's been a Fuji tour.
Actually, let's keep it a buck.
He's been in a studio with her.
Keeping it a buck, it was not a Fuji tour. Actually, let's keep it a buck. He's been in a studio with her. Keeping it a buck, it was not a Fuji's tour.
It was a Lauryn Hill tour.
With those guys? Featuring the Fugees.
Okay. That I liked.
That's what that tour was.
Featuring the Fugees that I fucked.
It was the Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.
The last one.
This one that just got canceled.
That was Lauryn's tour featuring the Fugees.
Proz has been miseducated on Lauryn Hill.
He needed a few lessons. He do. Yeah, yeah, I mean you don't side with proxies no absolutely not no
I know you hate Lauren. I don't hate Lauren you hate her punctuality
Don't affect me cuz I ain't buying no tickets that she going to
He don't think she's a good rapper. I didn't say that see and see and that do credit for swinging up
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
That's not even swinging up. No
like
That is the can't even see yelling at the mountain at the moon. Yeah dog. How about Pluto?
Why pros did that to the people's court beat?
Nigga ruin fucking people's court.
We can't even use that shit for Holy Court no more.
I hope she get on there.
And take him to Holy Court.
If she get on there,
we will never hear from Pryce again.
Again.
Ever again.
Don't think we ever gonna hear from Pryce again.
Anyway, the tour has been canceled.
And he's got some things going on.
Yeah, like.
If she get up there,
funny how money changes.
Now, if I'm P proz, I am tight.
I got some shit going on.
This tour could've been, to get me right before,
like you fucking up a lot of shit.
So go do your own tour.
No, nigga, it's the Fugees tour.
Yeah, I'm with you, I don't wanna hear that shit.
I'm tired of these niggas that get mad
that somebody is moving with they name
the way they wanna move with they name
and it don't benefit you.
I thought it was a Fugees Tour.
I didn't know it was a Lauryn Hill Tour featuring the Fugees.
That changes a whole lot of shit.
It does.
Nigga, I don't wanna go.
Yeah, fuck you talking about.
All right, Proz, don't do this again.
Please.
Don't do this anymore.
I ain't talking about this and Lauren.
And Proz, my man, don't rap again.
I shouldn't be the bad guy for saying that.
But I gotta say, y'all won't say it
even though y'all thinking it.
I'll say it, it's fine.
That's my man too.
Leaked it to TMZ apparently.
TMZ dropped it.
Wait.
What?
For real?
Alright man, proz fucked me up.
Yo, a nigga said battle ain't a battle if a battle is a battle.
Snake doesn't rattle.
Proz be outside, he gonna fuck you up.
Alright.
Play around.
Play around if you want.
I know Ice.
Oh man yo. All right, play around. Play around if you want. I know, I.
Oh man, y'all. Did y'all, did any of y'all get a chance to catch
Big Boy and Black Sam's interview?
I saw some of it.
I saw clips.
I did watch it.
That was great.
Shouts to Big Boy.
We don't really get to see Black Sam.
Well, here, he don't talk much.
Like, he's very quiet, private, reserved.
So he really gave it up. Like they, he started from basically how they grew up. First household
they lived in, him and Nip. And he just walked through everything. Big Boy did a real good
job of just, you know, throwing a question out there and just letting them cook. Like I ain't trying to steer it no way.
It was it was a it was a real interview.
I learned a couple of things out of it.
One one thing that was just it was real dope to me.
Sam is telling a story when they first started doing the shirts.
They didn't have a store.
He's like, you know, we was just selling on the street, on the table.
We would go buy them, get them pressed up.
And then as soon as we get set up,
they started getting notoriety there,
the police would come fuck with them.
Cause you outside selling shit.
So they'll snatch them up.
He was like, yo, we'll go spend 2500 whatever to get shirts.
As soon as we get here and set up,
they just snatched all our shit up for the day.
And he said, him and bro was sitting there on the curb,
get it, got into it with a cop.
Like, why y'all keep fucking with us?
Cop said, fuck you, if you wanna get some money around here,
do like every other tax paying citizen
and go lease a space.
And he was like, when he got up, he looked across the street
and he saw the sign that says store for lease.
And that was where they put their first t-shirt shop at.
So he was telling a lot of stories that just connected,
their lives, shit that people didn't know.
Sam was really getting to it, I didn't know like that.
And I've heard, but to hear him say it,
just to see how they came out
on the other side of everything,
he did get into what happened to Day Nip Dive.
Yeah, like he broke down.
He broke down where Missteps was, what he thinks happened,
and I'm not gonna touch any of that.
One thing I wanna say I hate it,
is what, this Kendrick Drake beef has really kinda like
fucked hip hop fandom up all the way across the board.
Like you can't have any type of discussion without it coming in.
So they clip up the interview.
Sam is talking about after Nick passed,
they're trying to find some way where to have the funeral at. And he's like,
yo,
we reaching out to all these black churches and black pastors and everybody's
saying, no, nope, not here. Nope, not doing it. Nope, nope, nope, which was crazy to me.
But then he said, and shouts to Karen Sybil,
he said, Karen reached out and was like,
I think we can get the Staples Center.
Got LeBron involved, got Rock Nation involved,
and they were able to get the Staples Center.
Of course Drake fans, they can't let this shit go.
Oh, Kendrick loves L.A. so much that they turned this into a.
Kendrick T.D.E.
Don't fuck with Nip and his people thing like it was a whole nothing.
It made no sense, but I just want to say I hate you off all of this.
Y'all have really ruined anything hip hop.
I'll be glad when we can get off of that completely.
Good luck. But I could be here for a while. It's just annoying though, bro. It's annoying. Like move on, it's over. But I just wanted to say shouts to Big
Boy. That was a great interview and shouts to Black Sam for just really
sitting there and giving it up the way he did. Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. It was good. It's like an
hour and a half. Yeah, Big Boy's a go. Sh the way he did. It was good, it's like an hour and a half.
But it was really good.
It was really good.
I definitely want to watch it.
I also got to see Buju.
I watched it, I was about to say that.
I watched Buju Bontown.
I was seeing clips.
In the clips he went crazy.
She was fire.
In the clips he went crazy.
Oh man, I'm gonna cut you off.
Just hearing him speak and go through his life
and hear how he put the people first. You know what I mean? I'm gonna cut you off. Go ahead. Just hearing him speak and go through his life
and hearing how he put the people first,
you know what I mean?
And just breaking down reggae and dance,
even when they ask some questions to compare artists,
just how solid he stayed and respectful
he stayed to those artists.
I listened to it this morning,
I listened to it last night, like three times, man.
Buju Bantan is that dude, and I watched Norrie and them,
and it's a full, first full interview I watched of theirs,
and how impressed they were by him,
and the respect they have for him also spoke volumes to me.
You know what I mean?
And shout out to Buju, man.
Like, he's him.
Got it.
So, there are two shows I heard, you know,
36,000 people, reggae artists that did it, you know what I mean?
They say he's one of the top people in New York.
I wanna see that, I wanna hear about that dog,
that Afrobeat shit that they asked him about.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, they asked him about the Afrobeat stuff.
He started going crazy.
He was just basically saying that
a lot of people take from reggae and they don't give credit.
They don't reach back out to the reggae artists and stuff. He said the same thing about reggae and they don't give credit.
They don't reach back out to the reggae artists and stuff.
He said the same thing about reggae tone.
He said, man, there's a big lawsuit going on
with one of the producers in Jamaica.
And he said that, you know, we have intellectual properties
and just because we're a small island
doesn't mean that we don't have that.
We came a long way from back in the days.
So you're using our intellectual property,
using our beats and not giving us any
credit or going back and reaching out. You're just using it. You know what I mean? And these Afro
beats, they not, you know, you feel like they don't pay homage basically. That's what I got from that.
I'm going to watch it.
I wanted to say, um, shouts to my man, Sergio.
Yo, we been getting, well, I can't say we,
pressed by Jamaicans.
Not me, you.
Me, because, I'ma tell you, I'ma tell you,
it was because they feel like we didn't do vibes.
Justice.
Justice at all.
I'm not as familiar, so my man pulled me to, he's like, yo, y'all didn't do that right.
Like, you don't understand how important he is,
what he means, he start breaking shit down.
I'm like, I'ma fuck flip up.
What did he break down?
Just how, I mean, he start naming like Beyonce,
like major, major, major artists that have,
like he's gotten credits on major records. it's like he is a real big influence
in music.
Didn't we do a ISO?
On Flip.
Didn't we do a ISO and let Flip get his shit off one
and two, I can tell y'all why I didn't blow it up.
I just didn't know none of this shit.
I mean, I won't tell y'all why I didn't blow it up.
Why, tell us.
I'll pass, but. No, he wanted him. Yeah, I was unfamiliar, so I was. Why? Tell us. I'll pass, but.
No, he wanted him.
Yeah, I was unfamiliar.
We talk about music.
Yeah, yeah.
I know.
Yeah, he's like the Michael Jackson over there.
Yes, now.
Now, yes, yes.
Cause it used to be-
I totally understand that.
I know what you're saying though.
I'm with you.
It's a big broadcast.
I'm with you, I'm with you.
It's a really, really, really big broadcast.
So I don't ever want to seem like
I'm disrespecting vibes musically
because I'm not, I want to get out of the way
and let Flip get in his bag,
but there was a reason for me.
I just didn't, I just wasn't familiar at all.
It's not just like Jamaicans, it's not just, but.
I get it.
I want to know, I guess when we get off camera,
I would like to know.
Oh, I mean, shit up.
I'm gonna find a TikToker to say what I'm trying to say.
It's the same, look, look, look, look, I'll tell you.
Why he saying what he's saying?
It's the same reason, it's the same reason why.
Why, because somebody was murdered,
is that what he was saying?
Is that the angle that he's going?
Somebody died and so you don't wanna speak about it
and highlight something because it takes away
from the person that lost his life?
I wasn't.
I can't speak for that.
Oh, I don't know.
That's the only thing I can think of.
You know what I mean?
So I get it.
A lot of the stuff that they were saying,
because they hit up Ish, they wrote me, but I read it.
They were just saying that a lot of stuff
that we didn't mention, but I don't know that shit, man.
I just know Vibes Cartel, after he came out,
a lot of people started bleaching their skin, man.
He led a revolution as far as in the new era.
That's what I mean.
And salute to Vibes and shout out to him.
Man, I think he's dope.
Man, a lot of great music, I fuck with him.
He DM'd me before.
He's dope. Man, a lot of great music.
I fuck with him.
He DM'd me before.
Yo.
No.
He DM'd me for jail.
I just got it.
You got a little bit of-
Everyone whoopsie.
Oh, sorry.
You got a little tendency in you, bruh.
What kind of tendency?
Whoa.
A little groupie-ish, a little bit.
Really?
A little bit.
Just a little bit.
Sprinkle, sprinkle.
It's not bad.
I'm not shooting.
Nah, come on.
That's shooting.
You just shot, nigga.
I'm not shooting. That's a shotgun. I could never be a groupie, nigga.
I said tendency.
They reach out.
Cool.
And you highlight, which is good.
Nobody gotta know that, though.
That's all I'm saying.
Well.
Little chocolate chips.
Little bit, right?
You see it?
Little more so.
Nah, nah, nah.
Nigga, you sit here and big a wale
and all the niggas you fuck with all the time.
I don't big a wale.
Going to shows in my bed, yo, this nigga called me.
Yo, these niggas wanna, you do it, and we let you.
Because it's something that they wanted to say on the pop.
So you disrespect the Jamaicans?
That's all you ever think.
I'm half Jamaican.
I'm claiming, I'm claiming again.
And you don't highlight it.
No, I'm claiming again.
I'm back now.
And you too, nigga, every man you know,
my man got this, my man got that, my man got,
you always highlighting your man's
and what connection they got
Into the world. I like my Jamaican friends, too
His workers Jamaican
Cartel shit
Mmm, I can't do it. We got it off
There is another hip-hop beef that we've didn't highlight. Oh
Dude it up dude it punch Rick Ross in the face
Wait, we do you better put us on and I'll be a rapper
What's his name? Yeah
That's
I'm ready. I'm ready white boy
No job on Bitch I clipped your wings, stopped the game I'm the night, now I'm on the whip In the land, earth is second, department no corrections I did chin check, correct the
White boy
Oh no
Joe, I don't think we're gonna get there with these two beef rackers
I don't think we're gonna get to the promised land
Guys, fucking nuts
Just like to see this crazy ass
Gotta speak it to existence
Man, get the fuck outta here
That was a lot of mid. I'm a white boy that punch you in the face.
That was a lot of mid.
A lot of mid.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit, speaking of Scarface, I want to say rest in peace
to Angel Salazar.
Oh, yeah.
Deceased at 68 years old. You know him. He's always playing the gangster roles.
Yeah so rest in peace to him. Also rest in peace to? Rest in peace to D Smoke and Sir's mom.
Her name is Jackie Goucher-Ferris.
She passed away at 61 years old.
So we're just gonna send the rest in peace out to her as well.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
Rest in peace.
That's horrible.
Horrible.
Prayers go out to De Smoke and Sir's entire family.
Word.
What else?
Olympics.
What else?
The Olympics.
The Olympics.
The Olympics. The Olympics.
They've concluded.
The, huh?
No, I was gonna say, 65% of the medals
were awarded to Team USA.
Let's fuck them up.
Let's fuck them up.
That's fucking amazing.
USA, USA.
America.
Big bad bullies.
Big bad bullies.
I think right now we can, you know what I mean?
I was in my USA bag for a couple days.
I don't care.
I had Dipset Anthem playing.
I was in my bag.
Yeah, man.
Like, you know what I mean?
Team USA, yeah, that's our national anthem.
Because, you know, Dipset with the American flag shit.
You missed it.
You wasn't there.
You are a nigger.
I ain't gonna lie.
You know what's ER?
You know what's ER, y'all? You are a stone. Right, boy. Today's a newigger. I ain't gonna lie. The heart ER. The heart ER.
You are a stone.
Right, boy.
Today's a new day.
God damn.
You are, man.
Hey, man, you know.
What you want me to do?
The Olympics.
What does everybody here think about the Olympics opening up with the Last Supper and a bunch
of gay and transgender people at the table eating the supper?
Why has there been so much like trans and gay
and religious connotations to everything? To the Olympics. It wasn't. What's going on? It wasn't the last supper. Christians were in an uproar and art history majors fucking spoke up and they were
like this was Greek mythology. I forget what like the painting actually is but it has nothing to do
with the last supper. What it had to do with the Olympics. It has to do with- I've been looking at that Last Supper picture
for a long time.
That's not it.
This looks, it looked Last Supperish.
Were they eating?
There was a feast.
That's what the whole idea of the photo-
Some spaghetti was there?
There was, they were feasting on more than just food.
It was Greek mythology, so there's some debauchery
going on besides-
There was some freaky shit back in the Besides, yeah, definitely some freaky shit.
Watch Caligula, you'll fucking understand.
Caligraphy?
Caligula.
It's a movie from like, it's very freaky.
From the 70s, I want to say.
Yeah, but it still holds up to this day.
I've never actually watched it.
It's fucking super freaky.
Yeah, for all you who are curious.
All right, so that was not the last.
It was not the last supper.
That was the last feast
It was just it I forget what the girl tried to say was trans won the gold a late dinner. Yes
Money, and he said she said that she's suing everybody. She's pressing charges
Careful I said money. Yeah
And I know that some chicks is just ugly enough for you to think that they,
some chicks be looking duty in the face.
And be a little brawler.
Yeah.
Some bitches got the traps right here.
You bitches are strong.
How are we supposed to know?
Man, we won medals.
That's all it matters.
That's right.
I mean, well, China tied for gold.
But they tied for gold. Yeah, the rest of them. You know what I mean? That's right. I mean, well, China tied for gold.
But they tied for gold.
Add the rest of them.
Yeah, the rest of them.
Add the rest of them.
Tiebreaker.
Oh, so now you're all acknowledging
the silver and the bronze.
Yeah.
China got 40 golds, too.
That's cool.
Y'all got 40.
Y'all.
Y'all.
Which are y'all.
What country are you representing in the Olympics?
Wherever that black Irish girl was from.
Ireland.
Ireland.
Oh, okay.
That's there.
Boy, oh boy.
You see it?
Did I?
What?
She's beautiful.
There's on y'all ass too.
That skin.
What do y'all think about the Olympics
not letting people praise Jesus
or thank God after they win
and they edit it out and make them
think that they're saying something else huh since you are fucking a Greek
mythology major. Well I mean they didn't stop them from praising Jesus but I
don't think that they wanted it.
He can do anything anything is possible in Christ. So yeah, I'm just amazed
And today's I don't believe anything
I think just I don't know
No, it's not Greek mythology, but just speculation This is this is another question. It's a global stage. And so I think that
No global, huh? God is global. No
No, it's just what I'm saying is like there's so many people watching who have different opinions. No, that's gotta rock for a minute.
Girl, God is global.
Yo, wait, I'm with Mel a little bit,
like if our brand partners don't want us to mention Jesus.
We're not gonna mention him.
That sounds, wow. You sounds like it took time.
You remember that, hold on, you know what?
Hey, maybe, that's what I'm here for.
Why is it conspiracy theory?
The Olympics said we not gonna let, that should happen.
Why do you just believe it automatically
because some dude with a spooky voice
and the piano is in the background?
The background music, yeah.
Exactly.
That sounds like some real background music though.
But if he has a list of examples where people are saying,
yo, I thank God, I wanna thank Jesus or God
or whatever the case may be,
and then on the actual footage, if that is.
If it's true, I just don't necessarily run
to believe everybody on the internet.
The Olympics is not letting go,
it's not letting happen what the Super Bowl did.
Remember that fucking commercial,
that Jesus commercial they did?
Well, no, that's different,
because that's America.
Wait, what commercial?
I'm just saying.
The Jesus commercial, yeah. What would Jesus do? Yeah, that's crazy because this is that's America
Everybody so the Olympics not with none of that, but I still feel like that you let them praise God.
Listen.
God is global, Mel, and I feel like you're a heathen.
God is global.
Oh, no, no, I get it.
It has nothing to do with me being a heathen.
It has everything to do with the fact that the,
I'm not an atheist, that the Olympics is a global stage.
And so in order to keep it from becoming religious,
they didn't want to air anybody speaking
about one particular deity.
Melissa Ford.
Is the Greek mythology?
The fucking pope.
No, it's not.
The fucking pope.
No, no, no.
It has nothing to do with religion.
The pope ride around in a golf cart, a bulletproof golf cart, in Paris.
I understand.
He stops everything, nigga.
He rides around in that same carriage in Brazil.
He rides around in that same carriage in...
Exactly.
He rides, but has nothing...
He'd be in Paris. The nigga's. He rides around in that same carriage.
He rides, but has nothing.
He's being parents.
The niggas trying to knock.
It's a, sorry man, it's a bulletproof golf cart.
He rides, I'm lit.
Go off.
I'm sorry.
We can move on.
I'm sorry, bro.
I promise I'm going to try to get us.
It's not a business.
You right, you right.
You know what's coming out, Joe? Them niggas move for Yeah, no. You're right. You're right. You know what's coming out of it, Joe?
Them niggas move, I have some.
For the po.
You better.
Yeah, what you mean?
Do you guys, what did you guys think of Team USA's victory?
Steph Wardell, Curry's performance, LeBron winning
the MVP.
What did you guys think of all of it?
I thought it was Steph.
Steph is fucking him, yo.
I think Steph just turned Steph. We're the fucking fucking him, yo. I think Steph just turned Steph.
Champions of the world.
I think Steph...
Marker.
Yeah, I just think Steph turned him to Steph.
USA.
Because he was chilling.
USA.
And I think he just was like, all right, night night, Tom.
Put the kids to bed.
Let's go get something.
Let's go huntin'.
They said, back in the day, it's 92, dream team, that the numbers wouldn't have been
that close.
I'm just saying that's what they're. They damn wouldn't have been that close.
The international, the 92 Dream Team
wouldn't have been in the gold.
Dream Team is a bunch of bums.
They'd have got smoked out there.
But they would have fucking smoked out there.
Bums is crazy.
I'm not calling them bums.
I'm not saying bums.
Jordan would have got smoked.
Chris Moore would have still done his thing.
Jordan probably put some points up.
I'm not going to say that, but the team...
Yo, the problem is this.
In 92, the world wasn't good in basketball.
That's true. In 2024...
The world is a lot better. The world is great in basketball.
I'm not saying the dream team was born...
Some of the best players in the NBA,
which is the best talent in the world, is international.
So now they playing, they ain't playing,
the best players are not on Team USA all the time.
Larry Bird was at the end of the road like boys to men
with a bad back.
Magic Johnson was battling some other things.
Yo!
Keep going.
Keep going though., keep going on.
Chris Mullin wasn't doing a whole bunch of nothing.
You wouldn't have had to worry about Carl Malone
because it was 12-year-olds there.
Oh, shit.
Who else is on the team?
You had to worry about, hey, Carl grabbing boards.
Send 12-year-old Jackie out there.
Carl over there on monkey.
Cause of fuss.
What?
Let's let Carl hit the first day of school.
Out they fucking ma.
John Stockton, the first stat patter ever.
Who else they had?
Holy shit.
Who else they had?
Charles Barkley.
David Robinson.
They had David Robinson.
They had Patrick Ewing.
What they did have.
They didn't want to ring when Tim Duncan got it.
What they had was Michael Jeff.
You're welcome.
Michael Jeffrey Jordan. And then the ring when Tim Duncan got it. What they had was Michael Jeff. You're welcome. Michael Jeffrey Jordan.
And then the event that shit got thick.
I'm giving the best players in the world 60 at my leisure.
So imagine what the fuck I'm going to do over here.
I'm going to give these niggas 60 too.
Talk about it.
Why are you telling me this?
Because y'all saying these niggas are bums and they were the loss.
They were the loss.
I'm saying that. I'm saying I'm just calling them bums because I'm on the entertainment.
Bro, I don't give a fuck about that.
They were the loss. I'm saying that. I'm saying, I'm just calling them bums because I'm on the entertainment broke. I don't give a fuck about all this. They wouldn't have lost.
I don't care about their dacks.
Now, I think, now to Flip's other point,
I think that this new team might have smoked Jordan
and them boots in a clash.
I think they had to smoke their boots.
Steph Curry came down, listen,
and I'm a little bit mad at him
because the game was rather close too tight
I was at the edge of my seat like oh these niggas lose
down
Whack and he did a little calm down gesture to the crowd
And he on the court with a bunch of niggas that know what that zone is like so they peeped
he was in that zone and
Next time down the court, let him cook.
Back, throw it right to him.
He do that little, hey when Steph, Veer to the right, that little arc three point line
and do that little pass like this, that little this, some bullshit is coming.
He do this, two picks, they have a book of pass right there, they pass right there and
throw it back.
Whack, whack a flock of flame.
Best shooter in the whole wide world.
Steph Wardell.
Then they said two niggas out of it.
Don't matter.
Falling down, fading away.
That shit was a heave.
I'm sitting there like, oh this nigga doing a whoa.
Shit, he hit that motherfucker.
Now when he get in that zone, he get in that zone.
Oh my God, he went crazy.
He provided a night of fun for Tyrese Halliburton
and the white girls.
Hey, hey, hey.
Yeah.
For Halliburton and the white girls. Boy Halliburton and the white girls, boy,
they stuffed in that party limo.
They wouldn't stop getting out, I'm like, damn.
They got up in that party limo.
Smurfs.
That nigga had them white chicks up in there,
Tyrese Halliburton.
Your name let me know that you want a party van
full of white girls.
Tyrese Halliburton.
Anyway, do y'all think that LeBron should've got the MVP?
Yes.
Yeah.
Yes.
He was going crazy.
I think just consistently throughout the whole Olympics,
LeBron has been that dude.
Hey, but Steph, we're both.
He's been that dude.
Yo, if I'm LeBron James and I just won the MVP,
and I just won the gold medal,
and I'm walking to my fucking vehicle,
and there's a little white boy in my way, I'm dog kicking this shit out of the white boy to get the fuck out of my way
I don't know why the internet was in an uproar about LeBron telling the little white boy to get the fuck out of the way as an
Olympic gold medalist. Why was that a big deal? Fuck that white boy?
I want to move nigga. He did that was not the time for your autograph. Now is not the time for the pic
Move if you had my mobile, right? Now is not the time for your autograph. Now is not the time for the pic. Move.
If you had gotten the Pope Mobile, he'd have been all right.
If you had gotten the Pope Mobile, he'd have been all right.
Me and my wife are walking to our vehicle right now.
Get your dirty, snotty white ass away from fucking
Black Excellence for a minute.
And then he did a dance by the door.
He started dancing by the entrance of the door.
That little kid, Bron squeaky clean, bro.
So for him to say, no, don't do that, he did something.
Now, I seen a little clip.
They trying to say he said the N-word.
I listened to it. I didn't hear that.
So I'm not going to go with that.
But to LeBron, that kid did something.
Oh, yeah, no.
When LeBron got in the car, that little white boy
said some N-words.
No, he said it when he was going inside.
He said it a couple times too.
Yeah.
Hard E.R.
I'm with LeBron, man.
To his dad.
You can't smack him
because you might ruin your shooting hand.
But you don't shoot with your feet.
You say soccer.
Hey, go ahead and kick that little dusty ass white boy.
Right, Mel?
Come on, say fuck them kids with me.
Fuck them kids.
Fuck them kids, that's right, god damn it.
Bad ass kids.
What else, what else?
Noah Louse?
Noah Louse?
Get your shit on, VICE.
Somebody give me the commercial version.
ISO, ISO.
Oh my god, I don't hate Noah Louse.
Yes, go ISO without ice.
But he annoys you?
Nah, it's just he has a thing against the NBA, I think.
I think there's some hate there.
Okay.
Noah Lous, a report came out that Adidas had invited him
to a shoe release. To Anthony Edwards shoe release.
That they were doing for Anthony Edwards.
And he's like, y'all inviting me somewhere
with a guy who hasn't even been to the finals yet?
Yeah. That's hate.
What his beef with Anthony, well not with Anthony,
his beef is I am him in track and field.
I'm six time medalist, I'm that guy.
And to Adidas, y'all are supposed,
y'all at least whatever they're pitching to him,
we want to put track and field first.
If I'm the guy and y'all are saying this,
treat me like the guy.
He is not Usain Bolt.
Nah, you ain't bigger than the NBA.
That's what I don't think he understands.
You're just not bigger than the NBA.
Facts, the NBA is a global brand.
No disrespect to Noah Lous,
but a lot of us never knew who you were.
Prior to this.
Until you dissed the NBA.
That's what put him on a lot of people's radar.
That's why a lot of us, we caught hell for it,
we were calling you a hater, we were rooting against you.
I was, you won the first goal.
You're not a patriot.
I was Jamaican that day. I was Jamaican when he raced. I told you a patriot. I was Jamaican that day.
I was Jamaican when he raced.
I told you I'm claiming my half Jamaican side.
So I get to pick and choose.
A lot of patriots got rid of Juju Schmister,
whatever his name is.
I'm glad we got rid of him first.
Fancy all Steelers.
It ain't gonna do with us.
But, so yeah, a lot of people just wasn't fucking with you.
You came, it looked like you came out of nowhere
hating on the NBA.
Why'd you have to even make your statements?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, what makes them the world champions?
Because you won in the United States?
No, because the best players in the world
play in the United States.
And if we win here, we're the best in the world.
I really do hope that that guy from France
gets a shot in the NBA, the guy that quote unquote dunked on Braun,
the 6A dude that was 270.
I didn't see that.
The Afro looked like an absolute brick out there.
I didn't see that.
Well yeah, a lot of people are talking about him and his performance and should he get
another shot at the league.
They're saying that the Cavs might be interested.
I think that dude won't do the worst in the NBA.
He looked all right.
I just kept staring at him like, this nigga, if that nigga, you gotta shoot him.
I was watching that game, realizing like,
yo, you can't fight everybody.
Some niggas gotta go down.
That man, if he can get down a little bit, leg shot.
Just drop him.
Leg, foot, somewhere.
You got some niggas we just ain't about to fight.
Nigga, you shoot that nigga in the foot.
That nigga gonna get mad at you.
Yeah, yeah, not in the foot.
You gotta hit him.
That nigga gonna bite at his foot.
Yeah.
And get mad at your fucking ass.
We getting back to the Olympics,
but speaking of big niggas,
that dancing gorilla nigga sure do look depressed now.
That last video, he look like he's older.
Nobody cares, but he ain't having a slice at Taco Bell anymore. Yeah. He is at them tables looking depressed, don't want to eat no more. He didn't look happy in the last video. He didn't look happy. All that smiley, he did his shit. Back to our Olympic talk. I think I'm on no allow side in this. I know it's not the popular opinion,
but if I'm a six time medalist, and I'm partnered
with a company, I would like that company
to invest marketing dollars in me as well.
Especially when he's doing some marketing himself.
Cool.
Getting all this nonchalant viral shit.
Now, I done made myself hot at the prelims,
and anytime they put a mic in front of me,
I'm doing my part to make myself hot. I beat COVID in less than 24 hours. Yeah. Plus the money behind me.
Superman.
Yeah, I think that some marketing money should go behind him,
not at the same clip as the basketball money.
But you could dump some money over it.
Now, Noah Lowes came out and said he didn't say none of that shit.
The Adidas stuff about Anthony Edwards.
He said, all of that is cat.
But if he did say that, I don't think he's all the way wrong. He said all of that's cap.
But if he did say that, I don't think he's all the way wrong.
So he's not wrong in that, but stay here.
If you're Adidas and I'm putting some marketing dollars
behind you, but I may not be putting the same amount
of marketing dollars behind you
that I'm doing Anthony Edwards.
But now I want you to go to the Adida-led function
for one of your other athletes that we do have money behind.
That's also a look for you.
Mm-hmm.
If Anthony Edwards is there, or if I'm a small podcast
and a Joe Budden podcast is going to be there,
that's also a look for me to go show up for my man, Joe.
We both get an exposure.
But if we're hearing that he says all that information
was capped, so then the fact that him not showing up
as a result of them not giving them the money.
We're having a hypothetical argument.
Yeah, so then that means that that was capped too.
But he didn't say fuck you to the end.
In our hypothetical argument, I'm with you.
That's a look.
Like Steph is on Under Armour.
Every time I won a medal, gold, bronze or silver,
that was also a look.
I think that he should go in good faith.
I'ma put you on a bigger stage though.
He should go to that Anthony Edward shit just in good faith.
All right, let me read.
If you're looking for marketing dollars
to be put into your shit.
Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on, because.
You hold on.
No, you hold on.
Because his statement is important here
because y'all are arguing something he didn't really say.
He said, there's a rumor going around
that I did not go to Anthony Edwards' shoe release
because he didn't deserve it.
That's not the case.
He deserves his shoes, he's an amazing player.
The problem was finding time based on my prior
engagements. That's good. Congratulations on becoming an Olympic champion. That's a PC. All
right. That's shade. That's PC. Exactly. The last party shade and all that prior engagement shit is.
Exactly. So now hearing that, I play hockey. I'm on under armor. Not that hockey is not a big sport,
I'm on Under Armour. Not that hockey is not a big sport,
but Under Armour's biggest endorser,
I'm gonna assume is Steph Curry.
So now if I play hockey and Under Armour says,
yo I want you to go to the Steph Curry function,
Steph Curry is having a celebrity golf outing.
You should go if you want.
I'm going, I'm not gonna say y'all ain't give me the same,
I ain't get a golf outing.
Or y'all ain't give me a golf outing,
I won the Stanley Cup three times.
And I do believe now hearing that, he said that of course I believe he said that
wait y'all now if Steph never won no rings hold up I'm me and you want me to go to a
golf out and he ain't even been to the finals yet no he should be coming to my golf out
and not me going to his it's ego yeah that's what it is it It speaks to ego. But you the man in your sport. Nobody's denying that.
For the people that know of your sport,
that know that you the man in that lane.
Outside of that, you're not the face of track and field.
Cause to the average person who's paying attention
to track and field, we talk more about Shakari Richardson
than we ever did you.
Facts.
Nigga, we talk more about Hussein Bolt than we ever did you. Facts. Nigga, we talked more about Hussein Volk than you.
And he don't even run no more.
I'm talking about current runners.
Shakari Richardson's name come up when we start talking.
I was like, hey, what time is she running?
Even prior to the Olympics, the qualifiers shits before.
You're asking for another reason.
No, no, I'm a supporter.
I really am a fan of hers.
I know you are.
I really am a fan. I don't know you are. I really am a fan.
I don't like how they try to do her, so I'm rolling.
But yeah, like I just think he is ego.
I mean, of course you're supposed
to think the best of yourself,
but you gotta be realistic too at some point.
And if I win six medals, fuck them Anthony Edwards sneakers.
Yeah, right. Cool, fuck them.
Guess who not worried about it, Anthony Edwards.
And I think he would have to stand in it
if that's your decision. Exactly.
Not to Adidas though.
No, that's what I'm saying.
He would have to stand in that. Yeah, you ain't gonna say that to a nigga that's giving you a bag. You want me to go over there if that's your decision. Not to Adidas though. No, that's what I'm saying. He would have to stand in that.
Yeah, you ain't gonna say that to a nigga
that's giving you a bag.
You want me to go over there?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Well, then I'll just, I don't know.
Let me get a picture with Ann.
Let me make sure I get a picture with Ann.
Let me, you know what I'm saying?
You can play the game.
It's a game.
Let me make sure I get a picture with him.
Yo, who's that?
Oh, that's Noah Louse.
He's in the Olympian.
Da, da, da, da, da.
You gotta play that game.
And you know what stops you?
Ego.
Yeah.
Again, it goes back to the ego.
No, he should be coming to get a picture from me.
I got six, he ain't even been to the finals yet.
What's my deal versus your deal?
Yeah, I ain't gonna lie,
I'm a little bit on no one else's side,
but I don't wanna drag this out.
Cause now it ain't about, y'all are right,
about money and marketing and all of that
But if we on the world stage for athletes and I got six of them and did you you didn't get yours while I'm talking This shit and you've never been to the final. You've never been to nigga. Fuck you. Fuck you
I'm me, but you're trying to get money Joe and marketing. That's what you're complaining about
So you trying to get no ideas? Yes, but I'm just talking about athlete to athlete. Oh yeah. I don't have to succumb. I might not succumb to your Anthony Edwards nothing. All right. So sit. So sit your ass home while Adidas keep getting. Yo my nigga, have I won the shot put and I'm the man in shot putting. I throw that motherfucking thing way over there. Then you can talk. In shot putting. Not true.
I can't talk big boy talk when it comes to Adidas.
I'm not talking about Adidas.
I'm talking about athlete to athlete.
Y'all are right.
I'm talking about just athlete to athlete now.
If you won anything in shot put, then you've
got the right to look at Anthony Edwards
and say, fuck your sneaker, nigga.
You ain't never win nothing.
Yes.
Just athlete to athlete.
Real quick off of this, how do y'all
think Jhama Grant gets any of his equity back next season from Anthony Edwards? Yeah, he has to athlete. Real quick off of this, how do y'all think Jamin Rand gets any of his equity back next season
from Anthony Edwards?
Yeah, he has to go crazy.
You say yes.
You gotta go crazy.
You say yes.
Yes, because I think he's gonna go crazy.
You say yes.
Let me correct myself, because I don't think
he would be taking it from Anthony Edwards.
I think he would just present himself
in the conversation with these guys
as Braun and KD and all of these guys are
kind of slowly fading out it's just a new regime that's gonna be coming in and
he's gonna be a part of that new regime I don't think he's taking it from Anthony
Edwards and hey let them let them let them go with a golden boy status
it's hard to get back you gotta kick up hard for the league he can go
average 30 and 10 I don't know if the league is looking at him as the safe bet to put our
face on. In one year? No, but if he does that for a couple years. Let him go win.
No, if he do 30 and 10 next year, he'll just be ushered in with Anthony. As long as he chills out. How much y'all want to bet?
We get a
Grizzlies versus Timbwolves for the storyline and the playoffs.
I can see it.
NBA playoffs.
Oh yeah.
Marquis matchup.
I can see it.
Round one.
I can see it.
It's going to be some bull shit.
The battle of the young boys.
I can see it.
And I don't know if the US sniffs that men's gold
in four years.
I don't think they sniff it again in four years.
They had to run out there with the best of the best,
who I don't think will still be playing in four years.
That's the problem.
Guess who else won't be there?
And everybody else, Wimby and them niggas
is gonna get a whole lot better.
And I gotta see what team the US and Africa.
The league has been going international for a while.
So all the young best players in the NBA are international.
It's gonna, it's not all of them, but it's a lot of them.
A whole lot of them.
And as time as it keep, in four years,
it's gonna be a lot more.
In eight years, it's gonna be a lot more.
That's happening, bro, I'm telling you.
I wonder if Luke will learn how to guard a ham sandwich
at every performance in the finals.
A straight orange cone, that's what he is.
Yeah, you wanna international me today.
So I don't know what you're talking about.
America's gonna be America in the basketball scene.
I just don't think they get gold.
And get Steve Kerr ass out of here, they go get a gold.
And the other problem is that-
Steve Kerr said he's not doing it again.
I hope not. I think they said sport. Yeah, they go get a goal. And the other problem is that. Steve Kerr said he not doing it again. I hope not.
I think they said spore.
Yeah, they won't let him.
They gotta play a different type of ball.
My nigga, they didn't even give Jason Tatum no cook.
They got a nigga, DNP.
I didn't see the big deal about that.
Crazy as hell.
I mean, given the result, I ain't got nothing
to say about it.
I'm playing Kevin Durant
I'm playing both. I'm gonna give them both some cook. I have Kevin Durant and the game is 40 minutes versus 48
I'm playing Kevin Durant
the whole game
And you are going to be Kevin Durant's backup in the event.
Something that I decide to give him a break.
But guess who coached button is never giving a break.
Kevin Durant.
Kevin Durant.
I don't know why that was such a big deal.
You can play them together.
They don't gotta be.
Nobody. If I was Tyrese Halliburton, I'd snuff Jason Tatum.
I would snuff him after I'm done with my white girls, of course.
Why? Why?
Because all the fuss was that, yo, Jason Tatum
got a DNP.
So did Tyrese Halliburton.
Nobody said a word.
Nobody gave a fuck.
Tyrese Halliburton just won the championship.
Yeah. So? That's on the conference finals.
Tyrese Halliburton is in first team all NBA.
What are you talking about? It's levels to that.
If Jason Tatum wasn't an avid podcast listener, I would make the case that maybe he shouldn't
have gotten first team all the way.
But I wouldn't do that because that's my man.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't do that.
I wouldn't take it that far.
And I love the revealing after I loved him and the family.
Yeah, I love that.
I absolutely absolutely loved it.
And you know what else I loved about the
Olympics and we can move on. I love them showing all the Olympians run to their families, their kids,
their wives, their husbands. They showed that on most the emotional pieces of that. I love that.
Make a sacrifice for four years dog. Like for that one little two week stretch that we take as a light
two weeks. These niggas been busting they ass
for the better part of four years
to win or lose in a span of minutes.
You could have shared that weight in two weeks.
What?
Like, if you really got in your bag,
you could have shared that weight.
You could have shared that weight.
You gotta wear one of them,
one of them shoes, the fat sweatsuits or some shit.
I got one. You have one of them shoes? Of course, the real one. The wear one of both of them shit, the fat sweatsuits or some shit. Yeah, I got one.
You have one of them shit?
Of course, the real one.
The sauna suits?
Not that fake shit, the real one.
Wear it in here.
Oh, that shit, that shit.
Wear it in here, yo.
Old joke.
Wear it in here.
Did you wear it anywhere?
That shit is annoying.
It's a different.
I got the expensive one.
Don't get shit, nigga.
Did you put it on the house?
Did you put it on it, Lix?
Nah, I used to wear that shit to run it.
That shit, it'll fuck you up because it could dehydrateix? No, I used to wear that shit to run in it. That shit would have fucked you up
because it could dehydrate you.
Oh, that dropped out of that shit like college.
That would have dropped right out of that fashion room.
Right?
Audience, Imani wants y'all to know
that Janet Jackson is related to...
Hold on, stop.
We're not doing that.
Yo, did you see?
You're not going to just skip the Olympics
and not congratulate the women's USA team, too, bro.
And that was a better finals than the men.
It was.
Cause it was a real later.
Yeah.
We're not just going to, Hey, the men did they?
They almost lost too.
Come on, clap it up.
Clap it up for them.
They almost got their asses handed to them.
Yeah.
That was a good, that was, that was some good basketball though.
How do you want to put it?
That, uh, that chick in France, Gabby Wilson or whatever.
That chick in France.
Gabby Wilson.
That woman, she had her foot in their ass.
She did?
And her foot was on the line
and that made that three or two.
That big Asia though.
Asia.
Don't play with Asia, bro.
Asia's dope.
That big Asia though.
Of course she gonna fucking shoot the shit
off the top of the backboard. Come on. Spin back front of the rim. Perfect.
And I hate to tell you they couldn't fuck with that Brittany neither.
That shit looked unfair out there with her yo. Think her balance a little better.
She don't play without them vips.
She don't play. He keep them vips out of the bag.
She gonna get some buckets.
She gonna score now.
She get some buckets.
She gonna do what she gotta do.
Don't shoot me.
I was gonna ask this one though,
but if the Olympics were in Russia,
if you Brittany, would you go?
Oh, fuck no.
Fuck no.
Fuck no.
There's nothing they could give me to do.
Step back, put on Russian soil.
Yeah, nothing.
I gotta come win it over here.
Never. Didn't Rocky fight Dolph come win it over here. Never.
Didn't Rocky fight Dolph Lundgren in Russian?
Yeah.
That's a movie, man.
She was in the prison work camp.
If he died, he died.
For real?
You remember Adrian?
Adrian.
Adrian.
Adrian.
Rocky went home like, yo, I got a plan.
Yo. I'ma fight this nigga. Adrian said, yo, I got a plan.
I'm going to fight this nigga.
And he said, nigga, are you crazy?
You're just going to die.
That's exactly what she said.
You think you're going to beat me?
You think you can beat me?
Fuck, Ali.
Yo, you ain't like the ending?
Of Rocky?
No.
It's still going.
Word.
Into what?
The Olympics with the flag, with the Tom Cruise shit and all of that.
That shit was dope.
I'm done with Tom Cruise.
They put mad money into that shit.
You do look old.
Dolo by himself.
That shit was fire.
How old is Tom Cruise?
61.
It's time, man. Can't believe.
Stop jumping off shit, bro.
Nah, stop.
He trying to catch a lick.
Vodox in your face.
Where the fuck is Alec Baldwin at?
Yo.
You know.
Hey!
Yo.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
That's who I wanted to see in the Olympics.
Hey!
Oh shit!
Hey!
You all did great!
This is my turn!
Oh shit.
Yo! Oh shit, man, you all did great. My turn. Oh shit. I said he fouled him.
Yo, that's funny, yo.
No, I'm sick of Tom Cruise.
He didn't even do nothing.
That's my man.
Oh shit.
That's crazy.
That's my man, but enough of him.
No, that was fucked up.
Everybody here saw Collateral, right?
Yes. No. You here saw Collateral, right? Yes.
No.
You never saw Collateral?
Jamie Foxx, Tom Cruise.
Jamie Foxx, Tom Cruise.
And the cat?
That's it.
Also, there's a rumor going around.
I don't know if there's Tom Cruise movies.
It was good.
You don't fuck with Tom Cruise movies?
I mean, yeah.
Tom Cruise is a great white.
You goddamn right he is.
He's a great white.
Put some speck on his name.
I was watching Jack. With a perfect name.
I was watching Jack Reichen on the day too.
Tom and Cruz.
Maverick, great white.
Speaking of Cruz, I mean I've never been on a Cruz,
but that little fucking Ruth Chris Cruz they got,
it's not Ruth Chris, Rich Carlton.
What?
What?
What's your name?
You were hiding my name. Hit the beach and whoop in your ass. It's not Ruth, Chris. Rich Carlton. What? What? What's your name? What's your name?
You were hiding my name.
He was hanging out.
That's the bitch whooping your ass.
That's good, bro.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm telling you, yo.
Are you okay?
That's the bitch, yo.
That's the bitch.
Yo, that's the bitch.
That's the bitch beating your ass.
It's creeping up now.
No, did y'all see the Rich Carlton cruise
on the fucking luxury yacht shit for seven days?
Some fucking four story shit?
I'm sure it was some fire, but I didn't.
I would do that.
I would, that I would do, even though I've never done
a cruise, and I also saw a rumor,
you mentioned Caitlin Clark earlier,
I saw a rumor that The View tried to offer
Caitlin Clark a million dollars to interview her,
and she turned it down.
They would pay, why would they pay that much
for an interview?
To Caitlin Clark.
Mm-hmm.
Because the numbers gonna go crazy.
The advertising darling, if I have an episode
with Caitlin Clark, then I'm gonna pitch it to my advertiser,
I'm gonna make trillions of dollars,
I can give you a million.
Oh, okay.
True.
She is a media advertising.
No, she's a money pit, yeah.
Darling, so you would wanna pay her,
fucking the View, Ice Cube, me.
Anybody should want to pay her.
We gon' get that money back.
I know Shannon got about seven proposals in.
He can't wait to get on that couch.
No bullpaws.
I would like to hear that actually.
She ain't doing it.
She probably won't, but I'm sure she's not sure
they got proposals in.
I'd like to hear K Kailyn Clark with Shana.
Shana Shun, yeah.
Somebody, Bobby Althoff, somebody.
Yeah.
Hey, keep her with our people.
No.
I got another topic that, nah, I'll tell y'all later.
I guess the same way I asked y'all,
if you think you could tell when somebody's cheating
if you look at them, think you can tell if somebody's a slide?
No, not nowadays, yo.
You used to tell.
I used to have a nice little meter.
Now, I think it's a little harder.
The meter's off the scale.
Yeah, I think it's a little harder now.
Because I think, well, it's been like that.
Because I think the shit that used to be indicative
when we was young of a slide.
Yeah.
Today they got PhDs.
Masters.
You're right though.
I'm dead ass.
I have a million in the face, you good?
No, I'm fine.
A slide?
Slide is a whore.
A jump off.
Pop.
Easy work, easy.
Just. Got it, Okay. She going right away
It's Cali way. Got it. Okay, I understand a slizzle a pop
Urban dictionary or the source
Is jump off the run up at the mouth so much
That's chocolate milk you know, this is coffee He's jumped off in the mouth so much. You hear what my man said?
That's chocolate milk.
You who?
No, this is coffee.
You still hear you who bag?
You still had, you used to drink you who, right?
Yes, that nigga is my relation.
You still hear you who bag?
You still do that, yo?
Sitting in the studio in the middle of the floor
drinking you who?
Twice a year I'll go get some chocolate drink.
That really fucked me up.
You used to have strawberry too, right?
You used to drink strawberry too, right? Back in the day to drink strawberry too right? Back in the day.
Oh you know me from back in the day.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Sometimes I think you're just trying to get me out.
You're a child son, I'm telling you.
No I don't do that no more.
You used to have you's but you still you-who or you stepped it up to the Hershey joint?
No I'm not really a child. I'm not a milk guy.
Little Swiss miss?
Well that's not milk. Quick with the bunnies? I'm not a milk guy. Little Swiss miss? Well, that's not milk. Quick, quick with the bunnies.
I'm not a milk guy like that no more.
You don't fuck with milk no more?
They say you who's not milk.
That's good, it's not.
It's chocolate drink.
That's some bullshit, man.
Ice cream, dessert, I'm really not like a dessert guy
like that, even though there was some fucking
Tiramisu from Jersey, some Jersey restaurant
I needed to go back and get, that shit was good.
But other than that.
Nigga, I was in France, nigga.
Blue. Blue what? Blue, was good. But other than that. Nigga, I was in France, nigga. Blue.
That's where it's from. Blue what?
Blue, the restaurant.
You get the. The Tiramisu.
Where they like pull the thing off the top.
And then just do a birthday dinner over there.
Nigga, I do a birthday dinner over there.
Get the dessert first before the entree come out.
What the fuck?
I was going, freak.
We can see.
Freak.
Oh, you must got a dessert truck outside.
Ha ha ha.
It's your face on the side. No. Stop eating them sweets, my nigga. Oh, you must got a dessert truck outside. Your face on the side.
No, stop eating them sweets, my nigga.
You're too old to eat them shit.
Motherfucking what?
We're done with our Olympic coverage, right?
I think so.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, congrats to everybody.
Yeah, man, we won, man.
Come on, man.
Shouts to America, man.
Felt good to be patriotic for a couple days.
Dennis Rodman's daughter won a gold.
Dennis Rodman's daughter won a gold.
Stop keeping up with Dennis Rodman doing a goal.
In what?
Soccer?
Soccer.
Soccer.
Oh come on, clap it up.
He's doing it tough on soccer.
Dennis Rodman says Steve Kerr can't coach.
I'm, I'm, I'm,
You said Steve Kerr can't do his shit
by watching him take his shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
He don't do shit.
You gotta stop.
Bruh.
Luke Walton won how many games when Steve Kerr was out? Luke Walton got a fucking LA coaching job off of him.
Luke Walton can coach.
You don't think Luke Walton can coach either?
You don't either.
Don't talk to me about this.
What does CD Lamb do?
Go.
Look at you sweating.
CD Lamb, man.
CD Lamb about to take his little dumb ass home.
He gonna sign him. He gonna sign him. Jerry Lambert will take his little dumb ass home. He's gonna sign him.
Jerry Jones said, what did Jerry Jones say?
That's not a priority for me right now.
City Lambert said, LOL, Michael Parsons retweeted it.
Y'all got issues over here we'll talk about,
we'll talk about it later.
I think I'm going to the Colts game
versus Texans first game.
Oh yeah?
I think I'm going to that game.
Colts versus Texans?
Yeah.
In Texas or in?
My people just said they're gonna go to the Pittsburgh game. The Cowboys Pittsburgh game. I think I am gonna going to that game Colts versus Texans. Yeah in Texas or my people just go to the Pittsburgh game
The Cowboys Pittsburgh. I think I am gonna go to that game. Why what's going on?
Houston kicked up last year. So they dumb niggas. I know the Colts is mad about it and they got one of their young quarterback
They got one of their young quarterback. Yeah, they got a beat.
How are they got beats?
He was talking crazy.
CJ, Tom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
CJ, I like it.
Yo, listen, you got to like an arrogant quarterback, yo.
I like him, too.
When you arrogant and you young, that shit
add a little extra flavor, yo.
And they just went and got somebody opposite.
They got a squad.
Yeah, they got a squad.
We'll see if this all works out.
Yeah, so I got to go in case one nigga's trying to turn up
on Zayah, man.
I ain't let that happen.
You won't be in a box?
I ain't let that happen.
I don't know where he'll be at.
Somewhere safe, hopefully.
Somewhere away from danger.
So if they turn up, what you gonna do?
Run out there.
And I wanna shout out that dude,
and I'm done with sports,
but the dude, last Super Bowl, that streaked,
and also bet on a streaker, is genius.
How much he bet?
He bet 50 grand, one, 400 grand, something like that.
You want to live, man?
I'm coming round.
Yeah, because I don't know if it's going to happen.
So fuck it. No, the little elbows.
That shit ain't matter. Yeah, I take a half a mil.
I'll take a couple punches for half a mil.
Absolutely. He bailed right out.
He worked like a misdemeanor.
He bet 5050,000.
But because he talked and they found out about it,
he didn't get paid.
Oh, damn.
Wait, wait, wait, what?
Should have kept your mouth shut.
Shut the fuck up.
What you mean?
He supposed to get paid before they even talk.
And what you mean if I talk?
Because I guess he let it be known
that I put the bet and I was the one that did it.
So?
I got paid before that.
That is unfortunate.
Now you gotta show me that in terms of conditions.
Yeah, what are we talking about?
Yo dog, I got paid already.
He supposed to got paid that day, that next day,
that money supposed to be in his account that next day.
He put 50,000 on it and it was supposed to return
374,000 dollars.
And Lady of the Lake, and Lady of the Lake,
Cleo, episode four, whatever episode that is,
she found out which horse was gonna win
and she went to somebody else and said,
hey, place this, I know you need the money,
I'll take my 20%.
You give such and such over here.
Sure enough, that horse won, but I mean, Cleo died, so.
She got 20% first?
Well, I don't know, because Cliffhanger.
Got to stay tuned.
All right, we are done.
We are done.
I don't think there is anything else that is near and dear
to my heart and my soul
Let me just check part of the show lady make sure nobody needs our assistance
No, but Lady at a Lake is an old-school
No, that's M. Night Shyamalan. He did a movie Lady in the water Lady Lady at a Lake is based on Excalibur
I think that's how familiar actually Lady of the Lake is based on Excalibur.
I think that does sound familiar actually.
It does sound familiar. Not you.
You better know what Excalibur is.
I might be having a senior moment.
What?
King Arthur, Excalibur.
The sword was called Excalibur.
Ah!
And it was a comic book.
And a Disney movie, I think.
King Arthur was.
77 different movies. Yes. Your man Sean Connery, Richard Gere. Some movie, I think. King Arthur was. 77 different movies.
Yes.
Your man Sean Connery, Richard Gere.
Some movie buff you are.
Would you do a movie with Sean Connery?
Yes.
In a heartbeat.
I was gonna say, he dead?
Is he?
I can't remember.
He died.
That's my man.
Rest in peace.
You'll dig him up.
Sure will.
Sure the fuck will.
Oh my god, man.
Is there anybody that you wouldn't do a movie with?
Because we still not over that Kevin Spacey shit.
We just let it out.
Oh, get over it.
Hmm.
I have to think about that.
Can't really think about anybody right now.
Let me see if there's a good part of this.
He died at 90. Sean Connery.
What year he died?
2020.
During COVID.
All right, who's this?
I am preach.
I am preach says,
reading this for the first time,
what up, J.B.P. family?
Let's talk about the importance of emotional discipline
in communicational breakdowns.
All right?
OK.
In my opinion, the lack of objectivity
and incorporating of one's personal plights
and experiences is not conducive to healthy conversation,
not directed at anyone particularly sober or otherwise influenced by
Cabernet. And let's talk about how we can listen to each other while taking multiple points of
views with love of course, preach. Preach Joe. Preach, what the fuck are you talking about?
What is preach talking about?
Preach is talking about how we're in a pot.
We oftentimes, I'm assuming,
because I can't speak for them,
but in the middle of our conversations,
we may not listen to each other
or take each other's perspective
into consideration without arguing.
That's what makes us number one.
I was gonna say, yeah, that's part of potting, of arguing. That's what makes us number one. I was gonna say, yeah, that's part of plotting,
of arguing.
That's part of the entertainment, really.
Bro, I'm just, I'm just.
Translating.
All right, Preach, fuck off.
I'm reading, I'm reading, dude, right before you,
this is from Eric.
Eric, what up?
Eric says, oh, this is long.
He might need some help.
Let's see.
Eric says, my wife gave me herpes. Oh, shit. He need some help. Let's see. Eric says, my wife gave me herpes.
Oh, shit.
He needs some help.
And she says she didn't cheat on me.
So I've been with my wife for 12 years.
When I got her, I was very hyped
because she was out of my league, to be honest.
College educated, good job, beautiful, all that shit.
But like niggas do, that wasn't enough.
So I started cheating and not coming home drinking partying
It was rough. She caught me numerous of times and put me and put me out a few but she kept taking me back
I couldn't understand why someone with so much going on for herself
Keeps putting up with my shit herpes. So I finally get my shit together start treating her like the queen as she is
Everything going great.
We get married, buy a house, and get pregnant.
Perfect, right?
One night she wakes me up out of my sleep and tells me she has someone she needs to tell me.
I think that's supposed to be something.
She's three months pregnant at this time.
She tells me she has herpes and she has had it the whole time we've been together My first thought is well, I don't have that shit
I've been with you six years and never had a breakout or any symptoms
Plus I've been tested a few times in those six years due to me cheating. She actually made me get tested each time
That's fucked up when your girl with herpes is making you could test it
I always came back clear of all STDs.
We talk a little bit and she tells me she got it
from a dude that R-worded her when she was 20.
Shit.
She had told me about the R-word,
but not about the herpes.
I go to sleep thinking we'll talk more about it tomorrow.
I believed her.
I wake up the next morning to go piss
and guess the fuck what?
Herpes dick bumps all over my shit.
But that might've been like the henna version.
What the fuck?
You can finish reading the story, man.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, man.
Fuck.
Short enough.
Herpes dick bumps all over my shit.
I lose my shit, of course, like bitch, you fucked somebody and gave me herpes and you pregnant now, so I'm questioning the paternity
She said it's because she got pregnant that her immune system could no longer block the spreading of the herpes
Yes, that's why she had to tell me I go get tested and I really have her
Shit it all makes sense. She stayed with me because she had to hurt
and she didn't think she could get anyone else.
Or she cheated on me.
I stayed because of the baby
and I do feel like that's my karma coming back.
It's been six years since then.
Nothing was just nothing's the same.
I can't look at her the same and now I feel trapped.
Like I can't even get another woman if we divorce.
Do you all believe her story?
Do you think you could stay with someone after that?
I know this is long as hell.
My bad hit me if y'all have more questions.
Salute.
Shit.
Does anybody have any more questions?
No, it's pretty, pretty, pretty detailed.
If it wasn't late, we would call E-Money.
Does anybody have some help for him?
I mean, you got it.
You got it already.
You would, so then just stay, yeah.
You can't catch it again
Change your diet to go dormant in your system
And my cousin Marlon got a store you John my helpful store
He got the cure for herpes. I got a video on it.
Didn't Dr. Sebi cure herpes?
Okay, well.
You Jama in Brooklyn on Utica Avenue.
He made his whole little program.
My empire.
He got the cure for herpes.
It's a bottle and it got blue writing on it.
I went there and asked him about it.
You remember all the bottles?
I did a video on it.
The cure for the herb jerk.
Marvelous.
Quagua.
Quagua.
I'm laughing, Herpes.
That's rough, bro. That's rough. Waga wa. Waga wa. Stop laughing, man. That's rough, bro.
Yeah.
That's rough.
Oh my God.
I'll be tight.
I don't even know what I would do in that situation.
What the fuck is this?
For my lady.
Joe, to see stay.
Stay.
I feel like this is a crime.
It is.
This is a crime.
It should be going into the schools as a crime.
But it was dormant in her system.
She's right.
It was dormant in her system.
And hold on.
She knew she had it.
She knew.
All right, cool.
It was dormant in her system.
And when it's dormant, you can't detect it or transmit it.
Are you an expert?
Yeah. How's my major? I know transmit it. Are you an expert? Yeah, I know what I'm saying.
I know what I'm saying.
Are you an expert too, huh?
A girl told me that she had herpes when I was younger,
and I popped.
I did it with a condom, but I still popped.
I didn't care.
She was fired when I was younger.
Yeah.
Took my chances.
I don't give a fuck.
She was fired.
But still, I had to stop. I was young I was young, I was living in Brooklyn, please.
Hold on, let me finish, nigga.
I'm sorry.
So there's so many, her homos can cause that.
When your homos, different reactions and stuff like that,
it can cause an outbreak.
So she's right.
So she probably started when she got pregnant,
seeing the outbreak.
And when you have an outbreak
and you touch somebody else's skin,
that causes them to get an outbreak.
So let me ask you a question.
I understand all you're saying.
All of that sounds plausible, all that sounds accurate.
But if you know now that you're pregnant
and you are starting to experience outbreaks,
my man says she was three months pregnant
when he woke up to the Nestle Crunch on his dick.
Why would she not tell him?
I think that's what I think she's wrong.
You get what I'm saying?
She's wrong 100%.
She's definitely wrong.
She's wrong 100%.
Cause not only that.
But that is a crime though.
You can't be, you can't willingly transmit.
Not only that, you tell him because
now you may have passed that to our child.
Yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
And maybe had he known prior to that,
I might not have impregnated you.
You know what I'm saying?
Like he didn't, you took choices away from dude
agreed
You niggas out there
That are fucking women with herpes niggas do it all the time protected or unprotected
I'm not knocking your hustle
But during the winter cold
That shit that shit the little bump on the mouth look no
I'm talking about when it get cold and your dick little helmet get that freezing ice that little little freezing
The winter time Oh move the shaft back. Move the shaft back to see crust.
Yo, you're disgusting, bro.
That nigga is nasty, son.
It's light skin shit.
No, it ain't.
You out your mind, nigga.
Hey, nothing light skin about that around here.
Hey, just get a baby wipe and wipe your shit off.
That ain't really herpes.
That's just a little winter cold.
Hey yo ladies.
Y'all think anything get cold in the winter,
bunch of dick on.
You ladies too at night, listen,
the cold soil line is getting old.
You got herpes.
And we know.
Every cold soil is the herpes. True. Oh, here you go, one of them. You got herpes. And we know- Every cold-soil is the herpes.
True.
Oh, there you go. One of them.
You wanted one of them.
It is though.
Herpes is one. It is.
We know, we know, we know.
I'm just saying, but like stop trying to push
the cold-soil shit too much and try-
And stop popping it too.
It's going to get worse.
Oh, God.
All right.
I've seen a couple of them pop it.
Mel, can you-
Is there-
I cannot speak to this at fucking all.
What? You can't speak to herpes? Not at all. One of your gifts is to articulate. Yeah, yeah, is there? I cannot speak to this at fucking all. What, you can't speak to herpes?
Not at all.
One of your gifts is to articulate.
Yeah, you're right.
You can't speak to it.
Show some path.
Okay, what were you gonna ask me?
I was gonna ask, like, can you speak?
No, why you talking to me?
Is there like an identifier of a herp dick?
Like, is there something that you can tell?
I have thankfully never come across one, thank God.
So I don't know.
But she's 1000% wrong.
She should have disclosed, before they even got married,
she should have disclosed.
Before they had sex.
Yeah, she should have disclosed.
Like in the beginning of their relationship,
she should have disclosed.
That's disgusting.
Like that's fucking reprehensible.
It is.
Yeah.
You niggas out there with that little bit of discoloration
at the tip.
You know your shit.
Like does herpes make your dick drippy?
I don't, nigga, I don't got herpes.
That's why we the fucking herpe pro.
I mean, I'm just asking.
I got the herpes jerk.
Maybe somebody.
I don't have the herpes jerk. No. Just want to read. I don't want the Herpe Jerk. I don't want the Herpe Jerk.
I'll end it. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine.
Ah, sleepers, sleepers. Sorry for you bro.
We're gonna get you. Yeah, I'm bad dog. Sorry. That sucks.
He should call the police. Cause that is a crime. That's a crime.
Now what he gonna do? Lock his baby mother up? That's his wife. You gonna lock her up
Yep, and she make one money to him
Rough fight back, huh? Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. Let's see. I
Am going with an artist by the name of major 9 and this record is called Soul Ties. I'm gonna with you Won't toot your horn or blow your flute
The rainy nights could turn into some sunny days
Random sex could temporarily take this pain away
Made your line to these holes but you come in bay
And that's only when you fucking with me Tell me if you fucking with me
Pussy that ain't nothing to me I just need some help
We be focused on everybody and everything but ourself
You so hurting you know how to love, and you don't give a fuck
But self-respect won't let you let just any n***a fuck
I'm bad, I feel like turnin' off, fuck the world without a glove
Room full of demons, I'm still fightin', I ain't givin' up
Tell me if it's real enough and look me in my eyes
Even though I don't know what I'm doin', damn, at least a n***a tried
And I ain't never tell you lies, I'm too G for that
Them soul ties will leave you hollies, ain't no keeping that
And I ain't never tell you lies, I'm too G for that
Them soul ties will leave you hollies, ain't no keeping that
That's why I'm sitting here, standing at them pictures with a slight grin
Even though you hate me, I know you'll let me fuck again
Them soul ties got you stuck again
And I ain't never been in love, but I swear to God I wanna love again
Serious issue, do you need some tension?
You hate talking to the only nigga that can fit you
You say I got some growing up to do
I just wanna fuck with you
Feeling like I'm stuck with you
I'm too chow on the blow your flute
Don't really like to turn into some sunny days
Random sass could temporarily take this pain away
Made you nine to the world but you call me bae
And that's only when you fuckin' with me
Tell me if you fuckin' with me
Pussy, that ain't nothin' to me
I just need some help
We be focused on everybody and everything but ourself
It's so hurt you, we know how to love
And you don't give a fuck
But self-respect won't let you let just any nigga fuck
I'm mad, I feel like turning up
Fuck the world without a glove
Room full of demons, I'm still fighting
I ain't giving up
Tell me if this real enough and look me in my eyes
Even though I don't know what I'm doing
Damn it, at least a nigga tried
And I ain't never tell you lies, I'm too G for that
Them soul ties will leave you hard, there ain't no keeping that
And I ain't never tell you lies, I'm too G for that them so ties will leave you hard as they know keepin that and I never tell you lies
I'm too G for that new so Taz will leave you hard as I know keeping that
That was major 9 that record is called soul ties
I love the way cut the beat off in the end sound like he wanted to come back and she's not even though
It's called soul ties gotta make a song about her. She left niggas over
That nigga sound frustrated at the end
She go on nigga, she's out of here. She left niggas over. That nigga sound frustrated at the end. Four time it. She gone nigga.
She's out of here.
Little stress.
I'm going down to Delaware.
I played this young lady's music before.
Her name is Leela Samir.
Record is called Proud to Be Your Girl.
Give us some volume here.
Yeah, let's turn that up.
All right, way to go. I'm proud to be your girl
I never ever felt this way
And there's no way I could be your girl Oh I never ever felt this way
And there's no one else that can take your place
You know I can love you through all your pain
Down a rock with you through your darkest days
Swear they don't make them like you
There's no one like you
I hope you feel the same as I do
It's true, you don't have to ask
No, I got your back
Cause you deserve that from me, baby, yeah
Da da da da, da da da da
Da da da da, da da da da da I'm proud to be your girl I finally find what I'm missing
I'm proud to be your girl It's no conversation, you just that perfect No exaggeration, just know you earned it
Body, mind, soul, baby I ain't tryna let you go
The way you come through I take control You're one out of a million
Swear they don't have to ask
No, I got your back Cause you deserve that from me, baby, yeah I'm proud to be your girl
Ain't settled this way in a minute
I'm proud to be your girl
I got friends on the bit dance, they don't know
But you kept it real with me when they don't
So y'all can keep that he say, she say
We locked in, you my babe
I know you're sick with some of me, yeah
I'm proud to be your girl
I finally found what I'm missing
I'm proud to be your girl
I'm proud to put your hand up in the air
You're a girl
I'm finally finding what I'm missing
I'm proud to be
You're a girl
And again, that record is proud to be your girl, Leela Samia
And believe it or not, that's Gotti's artist, that's CMG.
Oh for real?
Oh wow, okay.
She's fire, you see JD, Brian Michael Cox on there.
Yeah that's all the credits on there.
Salute.
I'm going to Rochester, this is 38 Special and Method Man Special Methods. Hey y'all, like Ruf said, protect your neck We take extra steps, pigs are never fine with
my weapon kit Me and the opps neck to neck, it's the break
of my radio I pray the cops don't inspect the deck
We like superheroes, catch a wreck Me and my best friends like the X-Men, call
me Professor Specs Y'all is why the ARS connects arrest connects these guys calling on recorded lines like they collecting dick told my
bitch get your sexy dress yes they put me on the list plus one you my selected
guest rap niggas best events my worst nightmare is waking up broke I gotta get
some rest last week I had to check my ex In the gym doing extra sex I pray God direct my steps
They saying I'm a respected chef Cause I can spin a circle
And get it squared like an etch a sketch Meph
In 38 spec this is pressure For no cash what you get in is free smoke
This a tester With no gas just bars
No I'm in charge this a Tesla To call in my cigar
If you seeing, this is extra
No AJ Calloway, I ain't even stars, you an extra
Until I call your name, you don't even talk, you Alexa
No use in trying to catch up, I'm next up
Y'all try and drip the most but end up with your water broke
Third trimester, think meth lab, not Dexter's
If you're thinking reckless, find your body right where I left it
Think I'm ambidextrous Just accepted to find an exit
Tryin' to find the leverage
Just don't push me like Melly Mail on Gmail
Still tryin' to find the message
Hard to describe him, tryin' to find a reference
Find a weapon for your confession
But sneeze if you're tryin' to find a blessing
Deceive by effort, Wu-Tang is nothin' to eff with
With special method, this special message
Special methods
This is not a show, no, no
The grind is all I know
Making moves and doing business on the go
My name's in rooms that I ain't never been before
All you niggas y'all be hatin' on the low
Chasin' bitches with the money goin' broke
Get some money and the business starts to go
Yeah, the grind is all I know
It's 38 Special, Method Man Special Methods
Special got an album coming out Friday
That is super dope
Method Man think he 25 again, yo
For real
I'm going to, yeah, I've heard him on mad shit lately.
I'm going to um, Aombré, he's back.
A song is called You Don't Know featuring Alex Isley. I'm gonna take drugs, I'll be feeling
Got a cliff edge and nobody see you like I do Oh, cause we in the woods playing
Beat my trunk bag, and I'm hood famous
But you don't know my name
Driving me insane
Will you ever know
My name
You don't know my name You don't know my name
It's a shame
I hope you feel the same
They all be asking about me
And I just keep checking for you
I give you my heart and whatever else you want, baby
Who you think I'd be singin' to?
We could be what your fantasies are made of
You pack up your data, take it home, meet my mama
All eyes on me but you
Nothing to you, just unknown
You don't know my name
Driving me insane
Will you know
Will you ever know
Ooh, will you know my name?
It's a shame, hope you feel the same
That's Ombre You Don't Know featuring Alex Isley
Fire? Big mouth. My sleeper is called
prototype by Bella.
I got an upgrade, now you're claiming that I go Hollywood How you figure that I switched up? It was so obvious, obvious
You knew girl that you knew she can't be recognized
Bucking up but you don't get mad at butterflies
I'm winning, I'm living, get with it On the outside there's no difference in
working on me You fell in love with the prototype, type,
type, type You fell in love with the prototype, type, type You're falling in love with the prototype
Type, type, type, type
I know you think I did you wrong
But the only thing you knew is that I'm gone
You're falling in love with the prototype
Type, type, type, type
New drop, new season
Used to blow my line up for the real
If love was currency, there ain't no refunds
Need to find yourself a new plug, off-limits
No visits, no sleepivers, get with it
On the outside there's no difference, been working on me
You fell in love with the prototype, type, tie, tie You fell in love with the prototype
Tie, tie, tie, tie I know you think I did you wrong
But the only thing you knew is that you're gone I'm in love with the prototype, type, type, type
Type, type What happened? You good? What happened? I was saying about... We on air. This is live now.
I was just saying that my wife and I,
you know, we was having some fun.
I like when she get a little mad. It's funny to me.
It's just funny. She got mad at me.
She's funny. She don't play.
She over... Like, because she's short,
so she trying to overcompensate with her aggression.
It's funny. And I just laugh.
She stole off of him?
She grabbed me up one time.
She like, she tried to do some trick, like, with her fingers
to put in the throat.
That shit don't work.
Skinny you or big you.
Some karate shit, like, she tried to grab my throat,
like, yeah.
She watched me with Steven Seagal.
I be dying.
It working a little.
I said, that shit caught me off guard.
Like, ah, ah.
And you got to realize, she caught me off golf one time.
Yeah.
It get a **** burn, nigga.
Remember that stupid shit?
You can't say that.
You can't say that no more.
That's a move.
I know the move.
I used to do it to people.
They did it to me.
We can't call it a **** burn no more.
What we call it?
Native American burn?
Yo, we're posting it! I've been dropping it.
Forget it.
That's funny, huh?
Shout to Mel. She, uh...
She's... When we need you to articulate for others, you just won't do it.
Who do you want me to articulate for?
She's about to be in a magazine, they returning a king.
For you.
Model edition.
Yeah, girl.
They returning.
Wait, wait, wait.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Black, black, black.
You about to model for Jet.
You looking, girl.
You looking, man.
I don't know what to say, but I must say this, that's your brother.
Because niggas be thinking I be, you know, you're looking magnificent.
Thank you.
I appreciate that.
When you walked around here, you know, I don't... Free trail you know, I don't know if you're trying to look like-
It was a slow walk today too.
I don't know if you're trying to look 25 or whatever,
but you're pulling it off.
I promise I'm not trying to do anything.
You know how I'm trying not to get off of the couch?
Normally, that last time she did the walk around,
it was super fast.
You're correct.
But as of late-
She just let us go.
We got the sundress episode where you was getting up
off the couch doing the Janet Jackson pose,
grabbing your own, I mean, respectfully.
Today we got a slow, slow stroll.
And Flip is right, you looking better.
Yo everybody, I wanted to say this,
please do not charge this to my personal business thing
because it's not a personal business.
Please, I have a bet to the end of the year
not to bring anybody to business.
Who's your bet with?
Somebody bet me $10,000.
Holy shit.
I have a personal bet, but here's the thing.
I notice every time Mel come up here,
she has new jewelry on.
This isn't new.
I know, but just my mind just be going all over the place,
damn, Mel, get into it.
No, no, no, this isn't new.
Nothing's new. I'm just saying, but whatever. Let me just think what I want. I'll beat you all over the damn now get into it
I'm just saying but whatever let me just think what I want
Young niggas is tricking on her she's something new about you something with the scammers
We think it's new and you came to work it's not cold in here. I'm trying to figure
Is she right through that s*** with the light
Is it not against the law to wear white beanie without a bra? It is not against the law
Put your s*** on
It's against the law to say something
That's what you saying
I did not know that that's what she was doing
I don't even know what she got on.
Meet me please.
Meet me.
Come on.
That looks like a love song.
If I go down, I'm gonna take a fucking beating.
You're not dressed like this because of our guests. No. To get a flying high
Flying high across the wings of love
You look at me and I am your friend Just like the snow when the clouds were blue And that's saying that I don't look nice other times.
Man, I'll snitch on you and blow this whole shit up. Like, I don't fucking care.
Something, though.
What?
I can't, I can't quite put my finger on it.
Wait, I had braids last episode.
Oh.
So that might be it.
It could be that.
It could be that.
I think that might be it.
On the wings of love, what will it do about it?
And the only way to fly is on the wings of love.
On the wings of love, what will it do of us to get right?
Right.
What will the two of us get right?
Flying high upon the wings of love Maybe the wedges, maybe the hair, complexion complexioning.
I can't quite, there's something, she could be on beat. I was tanning, I was, you know, outside tanning this weekend.
It was a nice weekend.
And the JBTV community gonna loop up you walking
around the table in slow motion.
Hey.
Hey.
Mic check one, two, one, two.
Hopefully y'all enjoyed this episode as much as we enjoyed delivering it to you.
Keep us in your prayers, Lord knows we need to be there until the next time.
I bid you a new farewell, adios, areva dergi,
I still a beast to arboi or henton.
It's just the cutest thing when you get the fucks in Cussin'
Neo Beats trade songs and the verses?
20 songs?
Yes.
Yes.
Neo's pin is involved too?
Yeah, it's tight.
It's tight.
It's still tight.
I think Neo wins but it's close.
I think Neo wins.
It ain't no layup though.
I think Neo wins but it's close.
Neo wins.
It's not easy.
It ain't.
It's not easy. Yeah, it ain't the easiest of y'all. It ain't. It ain't as layup though. I think Neal wins. Neal wins. It ain't the easiest of y'all things.
It ain't as easy as they saying.
I don't know what Trey does to get this out of here though.
Hey play your worst song when this come on nigga just take the hell.
I'm taking the hell against this. What can Trey play against this?
I'm taking a hell against this. What can Trey play against this?
Something off of...
Invented sex?
Something off of ready?
Invented sex ain't bad.
Invented sex, great.
Oh, yeah, come on.
What you got winning?
This or invented sex?
I like invented sex over this one.
Okay.
Yeah.
Baby, I...
Mic check, mic check.
One thing that I do know is every time you
meet me I wanna kiss you
Alright, remember life is a series of moments and moments pass
So let's make this one last as if it's all we have
And last but certainly not least The baddies are insecure, the stagnant women
wanna travel And the closed-minded women want you to teach
them things Grab you a Tylenol
You might need it
Again congratulations to all the Olympic medalists
Meet the round of applause for y'all as well
Thoughts and prayers go out to Sir and D Smoke
Y'all hold it down man have a great week We'll be back same time same place, this weekend
Could it be that little wrinkle under your nose?
Hey
That make me wanna just take off all your clothes
And next you all over the place
Could it be the little waist on your neck?
That makes me wanna tear you down
Baby I'm not sure
But one thing that I do know is every time you're fun
is on rock you grabbed a pen and paper I want to fuck you when you mad that's dismissive that's horrible
anybody doing anything fun this week anything fun this week anything fun this
week filming I wanna touch you And when we get to a new year
Just wanna kiss you
And I'm mad, I'm mad
But you're just right, that's a G, man
Alright man, we gone
Y'all hold it down
Peace, love, health health wealth and prosperity man
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