The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 26
Episode Date: August 12, 2015First and foremost RIP to the great Sean Price, please take a moment to donate to his family here: https://www.crowdrise.com/seanp Half a year of consistent episodes! Today's episode the trio discusse...s the NWA movie, The Compton Album, rappers on reality shows, marrying your child's mother, and of course; whats on our artwork. *****If you want to write into the show and ask us for advice on something going on in your life, or would like to tell us a story, or just tell us how much you enjoy our amazing podcast email illnamethispodcastlater@gmail.com we will pick a few each week and read them on the show!***** SUBSCRIBE at itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/ill-n…i=335888425&mt=2 ....and rate, comment, etc!
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We're good to go. All right, and we are good to go. I will name this podcast later episode number 26
Uh, i'm your host joe budden. Uh, moddy the body is here. Rory classic kid is here
And we have made it through half of a year half of a year of podcast because 26 times 2 would be 52
I'm a high school dropout self-educated. So i'm gonna assume that that's correct. I can't fucking read. You think I can do math?
I was really perturbed by you texting me last night.
Oh, my God, the dessert.
And I was going to text a tip in there, like a tip, like we always want two servings of
dessert.
There's two S's, but I think you knew.
For the listeners, I Instagrammed a friend of mine who is a chef.
I Instagrammed a dessert that he makes that's very good.
And this is why I was mad.
Because I knew that dessert was spelled with two S's.
And because I'm a dropout, I always check things first.
So then I checked to make sure that I was correct.
And I was correct.
And then I typed it that way.
And I thought I was fine and it must have
auto-corrected back to
1S and I looked like a fucking idiot and here comes
Rory. You guys say I'm a little tiny.
He was so ready to send it to the group chat.
I could have been super petty and went on Twitter
and screen. I just hit the group chat. I didn't make
a spectacle out of it.
Yeah, but then you didn't
reply either.
No, that was me dropping the mic. I was just like, yeah. Yeah, but then you didn't reply either. Oh yeah.
No,
that was me dropping the mic.
Yeah.
I turned my phone off after that.
Yeah,
that was a cute little move there.
But anyway,
so fuck Rory.
unfortunately,
uh,
way too many times this year has this podcast had to begin on a very somber note.
Um,
Sean Price passed this weekend,
Friday morning. Um,. Details are unknown. I'm hearing that
he died in his sleep. And when I say hearing, I actually did fact check to try to find out.
So rest in peace to Sean Price. My condolences to his family, friends and loved ones.
My condolences to his family, friends, and loved ones.
His home going is today.
Today as in Wednesday.
And I don't, I'm not quite sure where, but it is today.
So prayers up to Sean Price.
This is one of the, this is, I was telling Rory over the weekend,
this is one of the deaths that have really affected me.
Typically, I don't really care too much when people pass
that I wasn't very close with.
But this is different.
This is different.
Sean Price, we lost a hell of an MC.
Amazing rapper.
I'll always refer to him tearing me up
on Hot 97 back in like 2004.
But again, like I told Rory,
there's never any shame
in getting tore up by Sean Price.
But I'm happy he went to sleep.
Also, he's a GoFundMe
and I know they had a goal of
$50,000. They've already surpassed that. He has three
children that he left behind and a wife.
Any little bit helps. I'm not familiar
with it. As of right now, it's at
$56,000, so I'm glad it surpassed
the goal
but that doesn't mean
that people still can't donate
I donated this morning
it's crowdrise.com
backslash Sean P
and that's S-E-A-N-P
so if you want to take a look
donate
anything helps
he has an album coming out
this month as well
I mean
aside from
from this getting behind it
I'm sure it'll be great
music he's never had a project that i didn't enjoy sean price has been great for a long time yeah um
i'm not sure if some of the younger generation is aware of his days with helter skelter um
an entire fucking duck down but yeah rest in peace to Sean Price.
So there, now that we have that serious portion out of the way,
what's up?
What about you two?
Saw Straight Outta Compton last night.
Did you?
Let's hear your review.
Amazing. I'm a bit jealous.
I am too.
It surpassed my expectations.
I already expected it to be good.
I've seen great reviews.
It's great.
They told the story without feeling like you were kind of shortchanged.
I know you can't really cram too much of a whole lifetime into a couple hours,
but I really felt like we got a really good scope of it, as we talked about last week.
For people like us, we're aware of NWA.
Like, my age group, we're aware of NWA, what happened with them.
But to really get the full story was actually really cool.
How are you aware of nwa your age group
i don't think that's true no no i know you're aware but what i'm saying is i don't think it's
uh normal for people your age group to be so aware of nwa you're what 27 28 now i just turned 28 but
we know what they did i'm i'm very i was very well aware of the whole fuck the police and the
censorship issues that they had like i've seen that. I've heard about that.
But I didn't live through it, so I didn't know how intense it was.
I knew Easy passed.
I didn't know how quickly that happened.
A lot of those things, time frames and stuff, how Cube wasn't even with the whole group for that long.
I didn't know a lot of that stuff.
So it was really cool to be able to see that play out.
And Cube's son did very well.
I had really low expectations for him.
I keep hearing that as
well did a really good job acting and it's just so crazy and eerie how the climate of the police
brutality back then it just relates so well to right now it just perfectly timed out with
everything that's happening because that's a major theme in the movie so it was it was it was really
good i laughed i cried i learned stuff it stuff. It was good. Everybody was spot on. There was no like
how the hell is that supposed to be
Dre? It don't look like everyone. Shug looked
just like Shug. They had Jimmy Iovine
which was like scary. I saw in the previews.
He looked just like Jimmy Iovine. I was like is that Jimmy?
Like it was crazy. Very
very well put together movie.
That's good to hear. Because a lot
of biopics are hit or miss. They really
are. I'm hating.
Yeah, it was really good.
It comes out Friday, right?
It comes out Friday.
I will see it in Edgewater on Thursday.
So this weekend, because I thought that NWA came out this past weekend.
Such a bummer.
So I go right to my movie phone app, and there is no NWA.
But by this time, I had already gassed myself to prepare to go to the movies.
So I went to see The Gift.
Not familiar.
Me either.
I went to see The Gift.
What is that? Who's in it?
Who is?
And what's the substance?
I don't fucking know.
I don't fucking know. You took nothing away from that film? The guy is in it who is and what's the I don't fucking know I don't fucking know
you took nothing away
from that film
the guy is in it
oh man
let me tell you right now
cause now I'm getting
fucking
I was about to go
annoyed
find out who's in the gift
let me tell
while I tell the story
so I went to see the gift
and the gift is about
a fucking guy
okay
you know who's in it
Rebecca Hall
and Jason Bateman
oh I like Jason okay okay whoevereman. Oh, I like Jason.
Okay, okay, okay.
Whoever the fuck they are.
I remember Jason Bateman from some fucking 90s TV show that I don't remember right now.
Something funny.
Yeah, but I don't know how funny he was in it.
But anyway, so I go and I see this movie, and the movie is about Jason Bateman met up with a guy from high school who he did bad things to.
He was a bully.
And now the bully is torturing his life.
Doesn't really sound like a movie you'd have went to see on a regular basis.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Listen, listen, listen, listen.
I'm pretty good at judging a movie from a preview.
Now, this preview was great, but I didn't expect great things from this movie.
But I have a warped sense of humor.
So I'm really good at going to see bad movies and enjoying them because I laugh at how bad.
This movie might be the worst movie I've seen since.
I can't even say this movie in the same sentence as Snakes on a Plane.
Like, nah, come on.
It's that bad?
Yes.
Nigga, when the movie ended, when the movie ended, the whole theater was like.
What?
No way.
No way on God's green earth was that the ending to the movie.
And my dumb ass, I walk in the theater and I saw people in there.
And I went like at an afternoon showing.
So I'm like, hey, people must really be hype about the gift.
It's lit.
Yeah, it was not fucking lit.
So shout out to Jason Bateman in that bum ass movie.
If any of you listeners out there
even thought about
going to see it
save your fucking
two hours
and your eleven dollars
or however much it costs
damn is that much
for movies these days
I wouldn't
I wouldn't fucking know
in the city it's like fifteen
I want to see Trainwreck too
I heard that's really good
that's Amy Schumer
I'll send it to you
oh you got it
yes please
I was so glad
I went to see this movie
by myself
didn't subject someone else to your inquiry yes I would have them resent you I was so glad I went to see this movie by myself.
Didn't subject someone else to your inquiry?
I would have been so embarrassed.
And I know that's how you are, because you was copping police all the way to Caroline's.
Like, I've never seen this guy perform.
Don't put this on me. Yeah, I hold that stuff.
That stuff weighs heavy on my heart.
So what else happened this weekend?
No, let me not get into the weekend just yet,
because I do have an interesting story about the weekend.
Last night, as I'm home writing rhymes,
and I was watching something important until the entire timeline started to talk about the game's new show, right?
So like a fucking follower, I turn right to VH1,
and I begin to watch game show She Got Game.
Now, I was around for Flavor of Love.
I was around for The Love of Ray J.
This is the same exact show.
If it's not broke, don't fix it.
Now,
I'm a Game fan.
You guys remind me of each other.
Yeah, Game is like,
I feel like my career
would be identical to his if I lived
in LA. Yeah, no, seriously.
That's how I feel about Game.
Big fan of his and his music.
So I'm watching his show.
All those girls look, well, a majority of the women look like
shit on the show. But he was very
friendly. He was very nice.
Very complimentary.
Very charismatic, charming.
All of that shit. And it let me know why I couldn't do
a show like that. Because I would just be
dissing these women. You would.
Which is why it'd be a better show. And you'd be having such
a good time doing it. Yeah, I would be dissing all of these women. You would. Which is why it'd be a better show. And you'd be having such a good time doing it.
Yeah, I would be
dissing all of these women.
But I watched the entire show
and there was one young lady
that was fairly attractive.
I don't remember her name.
I think it was Priscilla.
I don't know.
And then I later come to find out
that she is suing the show.
Oh, that girl.
Yeah.
And she continued to do the show
after the alleged incident
that she's claiming
that he sexually harassed her.
Which, I mean,
I don't want to take away from her. And she, promoting the shit out of it, too, so.
Out of the show or the lawsuit?
Out of the show.
So it's, like, how disturbed are you if.
I don't believe that Game sexually assaulted this girl.
Her claim is that he grabbed her vagina and buttocks while they were filming in a bar scene.
while they were filming in a bar scene.
And there was a hundred,
like all the staff around,
all the everybody,
like, wouldn't you have stopped,
made a scene,
freaked the fuck out,
left, sued,
not been a part of the show anymore if this guy's such a monster.
Sounds like foreplay to me.
Yeah.
I mean, you signed up to date the guy.
I mean, okay.
I don't want to make light of those kind of situations,
but this just seems like a real money grab.
Like, I know situations like that can happen,
but that doesn't,
because it's a dating show,
doesn't give him the right to touch her like that, whatever, but that doesn't... Because it's a dating show, it doesn't give him the right to touch her
like that, whatever, but I really don't think it happens.
Let me tell idiots, we're not making light of the
accusation. Let me stop, because everyone already
thinks I don't sympathize with women at all,
and I absolutely do. On this show, you probably
haven't sympathized with women that much.
But I really do. People say the same thing about me on this show.
I love women more than the average man,
and side with them, but just for conversational purposes,
I'll laugh on here
Okay, but that's what we do here. Yeah, um, but I enjoyed the show
I don't know if I will continue to watch the show
But it was pretty good now, which leads me to this. I saw plenty of people on the timeline
Dissing the game because he was doing this show and
Maybe I have a soft spot in my heart
for when these type of things take place.
But he's been on reality TV though.
He's been on reality TV.
I have done reality TV as well.
I don't understand for the life of me
why people are of the belief
that reality TV takes away from your ability to make
music or rap maybe you two can help me here well if you look at the percentage wise i don't agree
with them but i'll just see probably from their point of view the percentage wise is that a lot
of washed up rappers yeah i'm gonna say that they put up people that don't already have a good
catalog they're going up there or that's not the case all the time but you could make
a strong case
that there's been
some washed up rappers
on reality TV
and so I think
it gets this
I think it gets
the stigma
that this becomes
like the graveyard
for these rappers
and it's kind of like
their last place
so I think that
because that is
of the belief
then it just almost
looks like
oh okay
so now he's washed up
and his only check now
is VH1
and he's a sellout, so
fuck him. And that's kind of the general
consensus when you've proven quite clearly
that you have keeping those two worlds
completely separate and you've done your
reality television and your music has not
been about, you know, VH1.
I saw a tweet that
said, Game is ruining his legacy.
No.
I didn't understand it.
Game has always,
just like you,
which is why I feel like you guys are so similar.
Game has always had his antics
on social media
and he's always been,
even in his songs,
vocal about calling people out
and just being silly
and whatever.
And to take that brand
to television,
and he's been doing television
as well,
just capitalizing off of it.
He's not doing anything. He's not
tarnishing any legacy. His music is still
what it is for...
And I'll add this minor tidbit.
He makes great albums. Yes!
Very amazing albums. And he can
continue to. Not only does Game
have great albums in his catalog,
some would argue a classic
in his catalog with the documentary.
Well, I argued that on this podcast.
Yes, that we did.
That it is a classic.
I certainly believe that the documentary, too, that he's working on will be an amazing album.
I've heard nothing but great things.
Even on his song on Dre's album was fucking crazy.
Like, you know, so it just goes to show, like, he's coming.
He's good.
Great segue.
We listened to Dre's album this weekend, and Dre is Dre.
It's phenomenal.
I don't really know how much more we can say about it.
It's so phenomenal that I have to call Dre a liar.
Dre went on Beats Radio and said that the detox was never released because he didn't like it.
You think this is the detox?
You just have to know when a lie is a lie.
Yeah.
Some people are iconic.
Some people are legendary.
Some people are geniuses.
Dre just happens to be all of these things.
No way do I think that Dr. Dre worked on an album for however many years and did not like it.
Especially when this album is amazing.
Well, I mean, I told you my theory last time.
I think maybe he just had the detox and he had been living with it for so long he became tired of it.
I think this is a mix of everything.
I'll tell you my theory.
He started selling some headphones.
He had hell with all this music.
He had this fucking idea, right?
Didn't know if it would really work out.
And he started selling these headphones
and boy did it work.
And when it began to work that well,
the detox wasn't really very high
on the priority list.
No.
And he already had a bunch of artists he was working on.
So it's not like someone could say Dre's not involved in music anymore.
Right.
Yeah.
Dre would,
um,
I enjoyed all of the new,
uh,
I'm normally pretty skeptical about listening to artists I've never heard before.
All of the gentlemen that were on that album that I was unfamiliar with were very,
very good.
And Dre sounded different.
He did.
He did.
Yeah, we talked about that this weekend.
Yeah, we did.
Well, I mean, obviously, we know Dre doesn't write.
He has typically the person that's featured on that record write the record for him.
But it still sounded a lot different than Dre.
Because even off of, like, example, The Watcher that Jay-Z wrote for Dre on 2001,
he sounded like Dre.
He didn't sound like Jay-Z.
But then what's the record he did with Kendrick about Compton?
This wasn't on the Compton album.
I think it was on Good Kid, Mad City bonus track.
I got a brain freeze.
Yeah, either way.
He sounds exactly like Kendrick on that.
Like the flow is literally exactly the same.
He did.
Yeah. But this one, it was odd. Like the flow is literally exactly the same. He did.
Yeah.
But this one, it was odd.
He just didn't sound like the regular Dre, but it still sounded phenomenal.
Like talking to my diary, I was listening to that on the way over here, and I was just like...
Yeah, great album.
If you do not have the album, if you have yet to hear it, go pick it up.
Compton, amazing, amazing.
Oh, did we get numbers back?
Album.
Did any numbers come out? Yeah, the early forecast, and this was just after one day of trends, it was up to 305,
like between 280 and 305 or something like that.
Yeah, I didn't even want to ask because I know I lost.
But that was, they said that can change greatly because he's doing a huge media blitz on ESPN
and stuff like that.
And Interscope expected 800,000 to a million.
Jesus.
Wow.
So, once I heard that, I was like, okay.
And he's gone hard on the promo.
He did a plane with
writing Compton in the sky yesterday, which was pretty cool.
It's not very difficult to have a plane
sky write that in the sky.
He's going hard.
He's just having fun with it.
There you go.
Much better terminology.
I will ask, was any of the compton
soundtrack in the movie um it was really more just nwa stuff yeah it's really i thought maybe
they might it's actually cool because now i want to go like buy all those albums and stuff like
it really like reinvigorated like my interest in all this it's just so fucking cool like just
oh shit and before we go any further i do want to mention that it's the one year anniversary
of Robin Williams' passing. I forgot about that.
Rest in peace, Robin Williams.
Which, to you listeners, it'll be yesterday.
Time flies. Crazy.
Doesn't feel like a year.
It feels longer to me.
When my mom reminded me
that it was
a year since
Eric Gardner's killing.
I was like, no way.
That flew to me.
No way that's been a year.
And Michael Brown, too.
Same thing.
It's crazy.
Yeah, time is flying out there.
All right, we're getting somber again.
So listen.
So.
It's lit.
Fall is approaching.
Uh-huh.
Right?
My favorite season.
I love fall.
My favorite season, too. I'm not. Summer would be my least favorite season I love fall my favorite season too I'm not
summer would be my least favorite season
I have my own
reasons for that every time I say it people think I'm a weirdo
I want all the kids to go back to school
I'm tired of these fucking fucktards
just in the street
fucking fire hydrants just causing
mischief
I doubt that there's any fire hydrants coming off of Edgewater, are there?
I don't spend my entire life in Edgewater.
Only 99% of it.
Okay.
Traffic is insane in the summertime.
Especially where you're area.
Crime rate is extremely high in the summertime.
I've just got my reasons.
Also, I'm a big fan of air as opposed to heat.
When it's cold, you can put layers on.
When it's hot, all you can do is get naked.
You can't peel your skin off.
So summertime is not my favorite time.
However, whenever fantasy football
is near, which it is,
and one day I would like
to talk about that because I think I'm going to go out
on a limb and pick a quarterback in the first round
which I have never done. I think I'm going to go
Andrew Luck.
I think
Andrew Luck is going to have one of those seasons.
Even if you're in the top three of your draft?
I'm picking Andrew Luck.
I'm picking Andrew Luck wherever I to have one of those seasons. Even if you're in the top three of your draft? I'm picking Andrew Luck. Okay.
I'm picking Andrew Luck wherever I am in the first round if he is available.
I just have faith in Andre Johnson and fucking T.Y. Hilton.
I don't think Frank Gore's got much in the tank.
I think Andrew Luck is going to bomb away.
But anyway, when fantasy football season is near and football season is near in general,
it lets me know cuffing season is near.
It is.
Now, I, unlike other people, I like to start cuffing in the summertime.
Yeah.
So that way we're.
You might extend their contract or not.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gives you a nice head start.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Gives you a nice head start.
So then when the season actually starts, you're somewhere in, you know,
you're in mid-season form with whoever it is that you're. You're spying going into the season.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're playing right at the right moment while everyone is searching out there.
A lot of prospects, a lot of prospects.
Right?
So it saddens me.
It saddens me. It saddens me. And I'm shocked that Marissa didn't make mention of Amber and MGK breaking up.
Because I wanted to.
Yeah.
But they did.
Yep, they did.
Right when I was believing in love.
I know.
That was drawing the line.
That's when you started believing in love.
Right when they were giving me hope.
I'm bummed about it, honestly.
She did it again. Amber fucking Ambered. Yeah. She Ambered. Right when they were giving me hope. I'm bummed about it, honestly.
She did it again.
Amber fucking Ambered.
She Ambered.
I know.
I was believing it.
It was tough for them, though.
He was on the road.
Oh, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
She dated Kanye and Wiz, my nigga.
I know. And she had a real, like, the reason why her and Wiz started having problems was because
he was on the road and that's where the issues came from.
So it was kind of like a bad taste in her mouth
and, you know, Kels couldn't really devote
his time to her. Well, I don't
know Amber at all. Me either. But I will
say, if I date one rapper
and on the road is bothering me
and then I break up with him and then I'm like,
you know what, let me give it one more chance.
And I date another rapper and the road
is still bothering me. I don't
know if I'm going to go to another rapper.
Right.
Well, Kanye wasn't an example of that because that's when she didn't have a career.
So she was able to be on the road with him.
It wouldn't be an issue.
So Wiz was the first time.
And then to your point, this would be the second time.
And now she knows moving forward that maybe she won't do that.
Yo, Marissa is so biased and full of shit when it comes to women that she fucking adores.
I don't know how well Marissa knows
Amber. Let me preface all of this
like Rory did with I don't know Amber at
all. She seems like a lovely
genuine. Her personality seems great.
She seems like a fucking
blast to be with.
Good person.
So it
I'm gonna go out on a limb here.
Listen, we're not getting her as a guest so feel free to say out on a limb here.
Listen, we're not getting her as a guest.
So feel free to say whatever the fuck you want.
No, she said she would because she wants to come on.
I know.
26 weeks.
And Peter continues to say, oh, Amber's my friend whenever she's in New York.
I've seen Amber in New York plenty of times.
Never at this podcast.
But no, I do think that she's, from what I know of her, I do think that she's an amazing person.
I don't know.
I don't know why these things don't work.
But that was the small point that I was getting to.
So then we go to Safari.
My man Safari, man.
I don't know what's up with that.
I was trying to follow that today.
There's a lot going on.
I can't tell if they're still together or they're breaking up, if it was real or not.
Well, he tweeted, you win some and you lose some.
That's a very cryptic tweet.
But I was trying to read Baller Alert's caption, and it was like that that was recently, not today, but it had the date of today.
I just don't understand that. Look where Marissa fact checks.
So I went straight to Baller Alert.
Shout out to Steph. I listened to Steph. Shout checks. So I went straight to Baller Alert. Shout out to Steph.
That's where I saw an app.
Shout out to Steph.
Shout out to Baller Alert.
So the new girl, I don't know how to pronounce her name.
I mean, I was going to say, is it Zasha?
But it sounds like.
I didn't even try.
It sounds very runway-ish, like Zasha.
Like she doesn't have a last name.
Right.
That's it. She really shouldn't have a last name. That's it.
She really shouldn't have a last name.
So Zasha. That's what we'll call her on the show.
So Zasha.
We're probably so wrong.
Yeah, but it sounds great.
We're probably improving the girl's name.
You're welcome.
What's her ethnicity?
Spanish.
Do we know that?
No, we don't know her last name
Zasha
It's Spanish
Yeah we're sticking with Zasha
Alright so Zasha
Spanish girl
Allegedly
Cheated on Safari
With a local Miami rapper
The guy took pictures
Which is always faggot shit
In my book
Everything he did was faggot shit
Yeah there's a new generation of men,
I don't know if because he was a local rapper,
he was looking for a quick come up.
I don't really understand it.
I won't try to add ration to it.
But he took some pictures.
He put some screenshots
of their text conversations
that Sasha is saying
have been altered and doctored.
Right when I was believing in love.
I feel bad for SB. He's taking an L right now.
I get that my perspective is a bit
unique.
I don't see this as the biggest L.
He was with this bitch for a month.
No, I just feel like
Nikki and Meek have been on a campaign
just shitting on him so hard that finally he's like,
oh, he got a little footing. Fuck you. Nikki and Meek have been like on a campaign just shitting on him so hard that finally he's like oh you got a little footing you know fuck you I gotta
well Nikki and Meek are full of shit
and fucking needs to I got a
thing about I got a thing about
like today in this generation
and I've said it before
people post
breakup just rush
to see who can be in a relationship
and be happy
before the other one yeah you want to see who can do it a relationship and be happy before the other one.
You want to see who can do it first.
Do I believe that Nikki and Meek are...
I swore to myself I wasn't going to speak about Nikki and Meek
on this podcast.
Do I believe they are as happy
as they put out? No. I don't believe it at all.
But
I see that
behooving them both Financially
And as a business move
So whatever
Did I think that
Safari and this chick
Were fucking all
No
Hokey dory and love
And him on the end
Of his diss record
Talking about
Oh you see my new bitch
Why would I be mad
You see my new bitch
You must have seen
My new bitch
Sasha
That was the worst
West Indian impression I've ever heard.
Yeah, that was great.
That was amazing, Joseph.
I don't think that that should have been included on this record.
No, it shouldn't have.
Yeah, I don't think so.
But in his defense, he came out of a, what, five, ten-year relationship?
Twelve.
Twelve-year relationship.
Close to five.
He's used to being with somebody.
So he may gravitate to the first person that fucking is pretty.
I mean, yeah, but I just feel, to Joe's point, i just feel like they're both just like using these new relationships as pawns like safari's
fucking these bitches man like let's not get this fucked up he was just doing this with sofia two
seconds ago yeah sofia body and that and now sofia body is fucking who was shitting on nikki
minaj when she was fucking safari and now she's all gunhole nikki minaj adding her biggest fan
women are fucking crazy
my nigga but anyway so shout out to cat body but cat body and oh we can't shout out cat body
without chatting out valentina body and vanessa body yeah the bodies the bodies um barbecue it But, and off of that, so now we get to J.R. Smith.
Oh, God.
Now, I know that people think that I have nothing but evil and malicious things to say about J.R. Smith because he fucked Tahiri.
You could not be more wrong.
Oh, I was going to say Knicks fan.
Yeah, I didn't know where we were going.
No, people think that. Like, I was going to say Knicks fan. Yeah, I didn't know where we were going. No, people think that.
Like, I get mentions today.
Yo, you fucking hate J.R. Smith because he fucks.
I really don't.
I'm not like that.
I don't know if men are like that in the universe.
Well, they are.
I'm sure there are.
They are.
I'm not cut from that cloth.
But J.R. Smith.
But from the Knicks fan cloth.
I love it.
I've been upset at him a few times.
No, no, no.
I was actually big on the J.R JR campaign Of not even getting rid of him
No he had to go
He had to go he wasn't the same after that Boston
I always just had fucking faith
Blind faith for JR
But because of fantasy football
Like I'm a Giants fan
But I have to root for certain players
Because they're on my fantasy team
That's very much the case when A player that's fucked your ex is on your team.
So contrary to popular belief, no one rooted for that guy harder than I did.
Just a safe face?
I'm a diehard Knick fan since 88.
Listen, me and Tahiri have been together, was together for five years.
That doesn't compare.
Hey, and you know who was there when Tahiri left?
The New York Knicks.
The Knicks.
You better fucking believe it.
So J.R. Smith, who, side note,
should not have opted out of his contract.
I don't think his performance in the finals.
At all. He had a $6 million contract. He opted out of his contract. I don't think his performance in the finals. At all.
He had a $6 million contract.
He opted out hoping to get more,
and now he's on the outside looking in,
still waiting to get a contract.
And I don't know if Cleveland is trying to give it to him.
But that's not what we're here to talk about.
J.R. Smith.
You little dog.
Can I get the back story?
Okay, so here's the back story.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on.
You've got to commend this guy man
No I knew you were gonna
J.R. Smith is a real nigga man
Yo every guy in my mentions was like yes
Well you don't know what happened
Okay so here's what happened
He was dating
Well I only know what happened
He was dating a girl
Rosie told me and she's a gossip queen
A girl by the name of Ashley for the last two years right
They've been together
Things have been great
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
They were together up until just two weeks ago They went on vacation together She was there for the last two years, right? They've been together. Things have been great. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. They were together up until just two weeks ago.
They went on vacation together.
She was there for the finals.
All these great things.
Then, over the weekend, he married, married his child's mother.
One of them.
No one else happened to Ashley.
And here we are.
That's kind of dope.
No.
That's a real nigga.
No.
That's kind of ew.
Now, this is only a story here because, and this is really not even a story because of J.R. Smith.
To me, I know Ashley.
Oh, well, let me not laugh at her then.
Yeah.
No, we can laugh at her.
Okay.
We can definitely laugh at her.
It's probably a bad time to laugh at her.
I'm sure she is sick to her stomach.
Probably a bad time to laugh at her.
I'm sure she is sick to her stomach.
But this is only a story because Ashley was in the family and friends seats at the finals games.
Yep.
Ashley was on Instagram.
Posing with Savannah and the rest of the wags, as they call them.
Ashley, you could not tell Ashley that she wasn't next in line to be a bad I was just about to say this sounds like a basketball wife career no she
ready now she was I mean and I won't fault her because clearly Jera Smith did
a good job of selling this he was selling looks like a they were they were
rocking like she cut all her niggas off.
You know how girls do when they meet a basketball player
and they want to fucking fit the mold and they start acting right.
She did everything right.
She did everything perfectly.
I tried that with Michael Kors.
It just didn't happen for me.
Marissa, you were doing really good.
Don't get kicked off the podcast, you were doing really good. Don't, don't,
don't get kicked off the podcast, my nigga.
Like, for real.
So, not only
did they go on vacation,
they had a blast
on the vacation. They did. They were very happy.
Now, mind you, I'm gauging all of this from
Instagram pictures. But he was commenting on her pics
too, like thumbs up and all types of
shit. And rumors
And gossip
And some people
That I know
That are in the know
They had a great time
And as soon as
That vacation was over
He deaded it
If that's not a real
Nigga like you
You guys
Come on
I feel for
As she has got to
But she's hurting right now
We don't want to hear
Your woman bullshit.
It's a one-sided podcast.
Unplug her microphone.
We don't want to hear what you feel for her.
Is this news?
I mean, outside of it being J.R. Smith.
Is this news?
Yeah, it's being reported.
Somebody in a relationship goes back with their baby mother.
Is this news?
I mean...
I am applauding the way...
Oh, please keep this family together.
No.
I don't care about that. Never met. No. I don't care about that.
Never met his kids.
I don't know his family.
I don't give a fuck about all that responsible, mature bullshit.
I'm here to be petty.
I am applauding...
Nice atmosphere as a child.
I am applauding how it was done.
That was some bull fucking shit.
I don't know what I would do right.
I would lose my mind.
You've lost your mind for way less.
Exactly! I don't know what I would do.
Well, you would never be in that predicament.
Oh, that's not nice.
Shit.
It's not nice.
One day...
This is one of those times I wish we had cameras in here.
Everyone's facial reaction In that
Wait
Wait you let
Alright let's get to
Maddie for a minute
Now
Now we get to crack on Marissa
Hold on
Before we do that
How did she find out?
That's what I want to know
We don't know
We don't know
Like did she find out
On Instagram?
I mean we don't know
We don't know that part
Oh okay
I think he told her
Oh okay
You don't know that
You just said that
Imagine if she just saw
The wedding picture When everyone else saw it There's no wedding pic yet I No they're married I know what part. Okay. I think he told her. Okay. You don't know that. You just said that. Imagine if she just saw the wedding picture when everyone else saw it.
There's no wedding pic yet.
No, they're married.
I know.
He's saying a wedding picture.
There's no picture yet.
I allegedly don't know that.
Oh, okay.
Oh, you know that, though?
I don't know that, allegedly.
Okay.
Now, don't try to get serious here.
Back to laughing at Marissa.
Now, Marissa, you lasted a month with
the dude, Michael Kors.
It was like a month and a half.
Can you give credence
to her 15 days, please? Thank you, Rory.
A. And B, I left out because he's
as fucking boring as shit. But time out.
Because people have been
hitting me on this podcast, right? And they're like, yo,
you fucking bash Marissa a lot.
Like, you really get on
her case you need to let up you need to take it easy and even rocky fucking said yo i listened to
the podcast and i may not be the biggest marissa fan but you're going hard on marissa so i want to
say that me saying that marissa would not be in that predicament ever is not solely from
a joking standpoint, but
I'm looking at pattern.
No, I took it as a... It's okay.
I know, I know.
But let's get into the pattern.
We've got a month and a half
with Michael Kors.
We did have
what seemed to be like a blossoming
budding relationship
with Fishbot.
Oh, I did it that so badly,
it's never coming back from the dead.
I've heard that before.
No, I'm talking about
he'll never probably ever speak to me again.
What Marissa told me off air,
if he goes back to Marissa,
he's a sucker.
If a woman ever said some shit like that,
what you said to him,
I would never condone hitting a woman, but if you like that, which you said to him, I would
never condone hitting a woman, but if you got
hit, I would have been like, shit, well, you said
that. Well, off air, you can tell me
about that.
Without knowing what took place, men get
horny, and sometime in the ninth inning,
you hit somebody that you know you shouldn't be hitting.
I know men do it. I could never do that.
I'm speaking for myself here.
Okay, so fist spot, that blossoming
relationship got cut short for
whatever reason be. Yeah.
Cleveland, dude, you just fucking toss him
around whenever you want to. Yeah, he's here now
and he's trying to bait me on Twitter by tweeting,
I'm in New Jersey. I'm here.
And I'm just like, nah. But I thought y'all had that relationship.
I know. I just don't feel like seeing him because he annoyed me
last week when I was in Atlantic City and he was there
and I was with someone else.
Oh, because you was with Ty.
I was with Ty.
And Ty trumps everybody.
Yeah, but no, I mean, just because of...
Well, yes.
No, but the way he sounded was like as if I messed with Ty.
No, but I was kicking him with Ty.
I wasn't suggesting that.
And then it just then...
Oh, Jesus.
Can we take that out?
Take that out.
Then he was hitting me and it was just a mess.
Yeah, let's take that out because Marissa's not a real nigga like me.
Marissa's not as bold as I am.
But now that you say that, though, I had a girl do that.
I had a girl, you know, women use tweets.
Women, I'm determined to understand women.
I failed for 34 years, but I am determined to understand.
Women use tweets as like bat signals to let men know things that we should figure out that we don't.
I had a girl recently do the whole, hey, I'm in New Jersey.
I mean, guys do it too.
Very specific where she's at,
what she's doing.
I'm not doing anything.
I'm very available.
I'm not with any guys.
Boy, would I love to cuddle
and have sex.
Here are my coordinates.
I'm also available to cook
if anyone needs to call me.
Is anyone's foot broken
I'm really good
with dealing with that
so if you need me
what is wrong
with women man
no but don't say women
because I just told you
Cleveland did that shit too
but I don't know him
percentage wise
women probably do
I don't know him
yeah yeah
percentage wise
but I'm being biased there
but I still do think
that women do that more than men
yeah
women do do it more than men.
But it's easy.
It's like beating around the bush.
Let me tell you something.
Men use Twitter to get these tweets off money.
That's what we do.
Women use Twitter for so much more.
Well, what's more funny than them saying that they're bored and want you to meet up with them
is when they're pretending to have a lot of fun when they're out.
That's more entertaining to me.
I did that yesterday because after he tweeted that he was here
and shit like that,
I'm like,
oh, hanging with my woes right now.
And I was with one woe
and we weren't doing anything.
When they're tweeting up
a fucking storm
about being out,
it's fucking lit,
they're drunk.
Yeah, that was me yesterday.
Hey, can I let,
let's take this time
to let the women out there know
that when you guys
behave that way
and you tweet that way
and you have the fake fun
that you have like we know like we've been out with you we know how you you react out here you're
not tricking us no you didn't catch me women need more tricks b now that i'm thinking about it
that's all you got to say on behalf of the women the women? I was looking for Marissa to come to the aid of all women.
I know, I tried to.
It's funny, I read a meme this morning that said,
do you really think the guy that treated you like shit cares about the memes on your Instagram?
Yeah.
Like, you really think he gives a fuck?
That's why I have never posted a sad meme in my life.
I can't do it.
Wait, time out, because I really want to get into this.
Hey, Joey Parks is at the door.
Could you get that?
We'll just keep talking shit.
Yeah, like the guy that treated you like
pure unadul-
He's on the timeline
like, oh shit, I wonder how she's feeling
right now.
Let me just re-evaluate my entire life
and how I've cheated her all this time.
Let me hit her up and beg for her forgiveness.
Now that you said it on Twitter, my bad.
Now I know.
Yeah,
that's why I don't fuck
with those stupid ass memes
and all it does
is let everyone else know
that you got played
by a fucking sucker.
So it's like,
this is an announcement
to the world.
Like,
hey,
guess what everybody?
I picked another
ancient guy.
Lucky me.
Like,
I'm not doing that shit.
Never.
So,
I've gone through
a few ancient guys.
You don't say.
Yeah, but I think, I think I feel good now.
I'm in a clean space.
And I won't understand.
It's not my place to.
But women seem to be attracted to men that just aren't shit.
You don't say.
That's like an underlying sign that we're just not ready for something real yet.
We think we are.
But I realize that's why I go for all these bullshit.
Because I don't really want anything serious with them
anyway. Well, I know all the women
that have ever called me an ain't shit nigga,
I gave them amazing
dick. It was tough for them
to leave. That was my issue with Fishpot.
I get it.
I can't do all this
amazing shit that I'm doing to you
and expect you to have enough
of a backbone and enough self-respect
Leave it alone. It's fucking hard. Yeah, they come right back
Especially when like it's like they'll do some fucked up shit and then they'll turn around give you a good dick good dick and say
Some like real shit. That's like, you know, I'll be playing and all that like and then you just they kind of get in your head
Like well, maybe they were just playing. Wow, is that all they got to say to Marissa?
Yo, yo, I was just playing. Yo, about that shit.
I was playing.
You know when I treated you like shit?
But then I end up having real deep conversations with these people, like randomly.
And then I'm just like, oh, maybe he really understands now.
And then he never does.
Well, that's why I fail with women, because I enjoy conversation and getting to know people.
So women take that as me really trying to get to know them for a longer time.
Well, that's one of the areas you fail with women.
It's not giving yourself too much credit here.
Joe gave me great relationship advice this weekend that I'm not going to use,
because it was way too logical.
I don't even know how we ended up in that conversation.
I don't know either.
Rory came by.
We were on the deck.
We were just chilling.
I was chain smoking. I don't know either. Rory came by. We were on the deck. We were just chilling. I was chain smoking.
I was fucking tanning.
I was like...
Well, we were listening
to All Love Lost,
so it got somber
and relationship-based.
Yeah, that's what happened.
Yeah.
We were listening
to fucking All Love Lost,
and then I decided
to try to save Rory
from the destructive...
From my downfall.
He don't want to be saved, no.
The destructive path that he was on.
You hear this album?
You don't want to make this album.
Yeah, exactly.
My album is
littered with
I don't even know what to call it.
Like
I don't want to call it subs.
No, you're pretty direct
yes
just firing shots off
well I Instagrammed
I Instagrammed
the other day
oh I saw that shit
the song that I did
I saw that
and your caption was like
something she deserved
or some shit like that
she asked for this
yeah but the line
some real dickhead shit
the line
the line in the vid
it was
it said some
Sandra Bland shit.
Rest in peace, Sandra Bland.
And then I was like, let me address a little movement.
You in therapy, but I don't see no improvement, right?
And then the vid stopped.
So about five hours later, I get a text from Kaylin, my ex, and it says, I see somebody's got bars coming my way.
Oh, gosh.
And I'm like, wait, no, no's got bars coming my way. Oh, gosh.
And I'm like, wait, no, no.
That wasn't for you.
I know someone else in therapy.
I don't even have a reamment issue anymore.
And then we made peace. But I could see this album causing some confusion with people out there.
But I could see it helping some people as well. It's a really great album.
October 9th, All Love Lost. And I didn't even mean
to plug right now because you know I hate promoting.
You know.
Joe would prefer if no one heard the album.
No, I
just feel like the people that
know, know
and they will go and support.
And the people that don't know, it really ain't
for them to know.
Your fans are really fucking waiting too.
I was just telling the guys off air,
I tweeted earlier about this random fucking song that I like and someone just randomly replied right now,
but it ain't Slaughterhouse though.
Okay, that's lovely.
Well, it wasn't.
Yeah, valid.
It ain't Ralph though either.
It was a pretty good point.
It was not Slaughterhouse.
That is an actual fact that you gave me.
Thank you, sir.
He was correct.
He's a sharp guy right there.
So off my all-love-lost shameless plug.
Well, no, there was some shame in there.
So I met a girl over the weekend.
Oh.
No, not romantically.
Oh.
I had a lot of girls at my house this weekend.
And I had a lot of girls flake on me.
So that was surprising.
I made fucking way too many burgers.
You bitches owe me an apology.
Fucking, I spent a lot of money on ground beef.
And I had to freeze them.
I had to fucking force feed burgers.
I damn near fed the whole block
because you bitches canceled.
But I had a lot of women at my house.
And so, no, Saturday I had some people at my house.
And then Sunday was like the calm after the storm type of day.
And a couple of people came over, and one of these women, she was with a guy for, let's say, 12 years, right?
Jeez.
Let's say that the guy fed his family illegally.
Let's say that, right?
Because I don't want to give too much information out.
And let's say...
Pharmaceuticals.
Yeah, pharmaceuticals.
There you go.
And let's say that the guy is now
or is about to be in prison for,
let's just say, over seven years.
Yikes.
She's waiting.
She's going to wait.
She says that.
Good luck, Chuck.
She's waited too. And she says that she's going's going to wait. She says that. Good luck, Chuck. She's waited too.
And she says that she's going to continue to wait.
Which to me begs the question, how long do you wait?
I'm not putting myself in that situation.
Is this another time question for a relationship?
Because women, women.
We're not going there with you.
We don't want another broken table, Joe.
Because women, women. We're not going there with you.
We don't want another broken table, Joe.
Women, especially women, Dykeman women, fucking Heights women, Uptown women, Fordham women,
Concourse women.
Okay, lots of women.
Concourse women are the best.
You guys love Dope Boys.
Yeah, I've never had one.
To your knowledge.
Word.
So I feel like when you sign up for that, you have to be prepared for a few things.
And I feel like if you're a dope boy, the life that you afford your significant other,
you know, it's part of the upswing.
That should get you something on the downside of things.
I mean, look at Tasha.
She ain't waiting around. Who?
Tasha. Power.
We have to discuss Power.
By the way,
they fucking killed the shit out of Sean
and Power. How can you believe he did that shit?
Well, I knew Sean was going to die.
Did you see Power? I did not
see this last episode. Sorry.
Well, Sean died.
Did you just see my face
when you said that?
They killed the shit
out of Sean, man.
I did see that coming, though.
I mean, yeah.
If you got a brain...
You saw that coming.
Yeah, yeah.
You knew that that was coming,
but, you know,
my problem with power...
We go off on a lot of tangents
on this podcast.
You do, but fuck it.
That's why they fuck with us.
Was 50 in this past episode?
Yeah, yeah.
He was, he was, he was.
I wonder how he's going to take this.
Yeah, we got to find out.
You just got to watch this one.
You just got to watch this.
So my problem with Power, last season it was eight episodes, right?
And I loved last season.
And then I waited all year long for this season.
And the numbers do so amazing that stars, you know,
they approve them for another season
after one episode airs.
So they are approved for a third season.
They're shooting the third season right now.
Oh my God.
Don't fucking say that.
I'm dying to get on that show.
Do you know anybody?
I want to be like an extra.
I got to beat somebody on that show.
I'm going to text 50.
Why don't you just text 50?
Because it was like my last resort.
I wanted to like go through the proper channels.
And then you show up and 50's on set like, oh, hey.
Yeah.
Fancy seeing you here, Fiff.
I want to get on that fucking show.
But anyway, so this season, you know, they got approved.
The numbers are doing great.
And it's 10 episodes.
Are you upset about that?
Yeah, like, what the fuck?
I would have liked 12 or 14.
It either has to be longer or they have to come back faster.
Yeah, that's a long wait in between.
A year?
Yeah, it's fucking crazy.
So this week is the finale, the season finale.
And then I got to wait till June again to see it.
That's number one.
Number two, because it comes on early on demand and because this is the finale, I'm not sure.
I might want to wait and
watch it at its normal airtime you know it comes early on it comes on Fridays
right with it comes on it comes on Friday well Saturday morning at midnight
if you have the stars app or some shit and you got to put in a code or whatever
the bum shit ice does and if you hacks for everything. And if you have on demand,
it's normally available in the morning,
Saturday morning.
Okay.
Which I think it's smart
because some people aren't home Saturday night.
It is a busy night
and it is a great way to capitalize on ratings.
So it is smart,
but I may want to wait.
Only problem with that
is the people that see it early,
they get on the timeline.
And ruin shit.
Yeah, they give all the spoilers.
That's like really uncool. I don't understand
why people do that, for real.
I can't bash them because I'm one of those people that do it.
But I try to be,
I try to not
be so dead giveaway-ish
when I speak about it.
And my apologies to anybody who has
not seen the last episode, but if you're a true
Power fan like me, it's fucking Wednesday, my nigga. You should have seen the last episode, but if you're a true Power fan like me, it's fucking Wednesday,
my nigga. You should have seen
the last episode of Power where
they fucking kill Sean's ass.
We didn't tell you who killed him, so we got that going for you.
Yeah, true. We didn't tell you that part.
So I'm really excited about Power,
and now because I have
ADD, I don't even remember
what I was talking about. We're talking about waiting
for men that are locked up. Right. Oh yeah, let me get an answer to that. I don't have one what I was talking about. We're talking about waiting for men that are locked up. Right.
Oh yeah, let me get an answer to that. I don't have one because I would
never wait for somebody. Alright, so there's that topic.
I think
the man's doing 10
plus. I think he should be
selfless here and say
hey, go do what you want to do.
There's a relevant topic because Pap
Hoos did it for Remy. Would you guys wait for your woman?
I don't know if Pap did. We don't know if Pap didos did it for Remy. Would you guys wait for your woman? I don't know if Pap did.
We don't know if Pap did, but it appears he did.
Yeah.
I mean, and even if he didn't, like Rory said,
if I'm going to sit for a little bit, right,
it would be foolish of me to expect a woman to.
Yeah, and that's just going to leave resentment and tension
for when you do get out to maybe rekindle that.
Maybe find a happy medium where it's like, all right, you come visit me, write me, keep my commissary full, go do what you want to do.
Yeah.
No, you got to hold me down.
You got to hold me down.
And hopefully our foundation would be of that ilk that when I come home, we can reconvene and pick up wherever we left off.
Yeah.
Hopefully.
Yeah.
I would never deal with that, especially the whole struggle of when you come home, we got home we gotta get you a job i'm gonna generalize here just for the sake of conversation
are the women that are dating dope boys of this character some i mean dope boys do come home or
they jump into the next dope boy i mean there's been instances where guys come home to women so
someone out there is holding them down especially if she was in the know and was very
much involved i don't know if she can say she's not gonna hold you down though that's kind of
unfair i don't know rory raises a good point he does but i i got you know i'm not the best at uh
picking women with character so i'm gonna shut up i don't think any of us are really doing too
great of a job here but hey maybe uh well if's doing better. Well, if I have to add degrees
to how bad we're doing,
that's a rank us here.
I'm not getting hurt enough to make albums full of
shit dissing everyone.
Well, you don't make albums. That's valid.
It's valid. And if you did,
a lot of people would get
dissed.
I'm putting you last on the total poll.
I wouldn't have anyone to diss
It's not like
Do you have anyone
You're dating now
I'm talking with someone
But there's nothing serious at all
I'm dating
Rory's dating
Are you seeing someone
We're in these streets
I mean I know Rory's sitch
I don't know yours
What's going on
Sure you do
But I won't
I won't broadcast it
For the whole podcast
The same sitch
That's been a sitch
I thought you was real
I just said I thought you was real. I just said.
I thought you was real.
Well, I am real.
Oh, wait a minute.
Wait, is my realness being true as well?
Yeah, it is in question now.
What's up?
What's up?
I thought you was real.
What's up?
I'm seeing the same person I've been seeing.
Oh, so bae.
Yeah.
Oh, I didn't.
I thought, I didn't know.
I mean, that's not just a simple conversation.
I haven't heard about her, so I didn't know if she was still around.
She was away.
Oh, she's back.
She's back.
Okay.
Welcome back, bae.
Welcome back, bae.
Hello.
I did.
I saw her on Saturday.
It was great seeing her again.
Yeah, it was good.
Shout out to bae.
It was good.
She was commenting on our pictures this week, and when we were taking group pics, she was
doing heart-to-heart stuff.
It was really good to see her, especially since all my hoes was acting the fuck up while
she was gone.
So it was good to come off of my energy with my hoes and get back to bae.
And you know what I love about bae the most when she's at your house? The hookah's always packed. I don was good to come off of my energy with my hoes and get back to Bay. And you know what I love about Bay the most
when she's at your house? The hookah's always
packed. I don't have to pack it. She did a great
job with the hookah. I showed up. It was already
lit. It was great.
We had a great time. Do your exes know about
like, does Kaylin know about Bay?
I mean, not that it matters. I'm just literally curious.
Um,
I don't know.
It's never come up. Kaylin and I don't speak It's never come up
Kaylin and I don't speak regularly
No?
Are you guys going to have to do
This is kind of separate
Are you guys going to have to do
Like promo runs together for this show?
I doubt we would have to do anything together
I mean, and if we did
That wouldn't be a problem
Kaylin and I are amicable
We're perfectly fine
As long as I don't put my dick inside of her
We're good
And I haven't and I don't
So yeah, no, that's fine I try to be good with my exes
I'm not of that
I'm not from that
Mode of
You have a relationship with somebody
You build a bond, you love them, you trust them
You fucking build memories together
Experiences
And then you just stop talking to them and hate them
Yeah I spoke to my ex on my birthday. We had a good convo.
Yeah, I'm not with that.
In the perfect world, I'd have all my exes in one room.
I wouldn't give a fuck.
I'd give a fuck. I would. That happened on my birthday.
It was fine.
That's what made me think of it because I have a birthday
coming.
Yeah, it was no problem at all. Yeah, but you had a party.
You had a date party. That's true.
It's not intimate.
I talked to all of them and spoke, and it was fine.
I've had a few instances where I'll go on Instagram, and I see a few of my baes or current or old or whatever.
They're all in the same room taking pictures together.
It's a little awkward.
I don't know what I'm doing for my birthday.
I don't think I'm having a party.
I probably won't make a big deal of it at all.
think I'm having a party. I probably won't make a big deal of it at all.
Every year I just get on my knees
and I thank God for
me
making it through another year.
This is 35?
No, it's
29.
I normally just get on my knees and
thank God. This
year, even more so than others
because Sean Price was 43, which is very young.
Chinks was 31, which is very young.
Yams was in his 20s, very young.
Stack in his 20s, very young.
Like, people are Bobby Christina, 21, very young uh i think 21 don't quote me on that but
she was somewhere 22 yeah 21 or 22 she was somewhere in the area so i mean people are
getting clipped out here uh life is not to be taken for granted so you know you should celebrate
life however you see fit um for me i'm just an introvert and i don't know if i want to be around
so many people that I don't regularly see
That's what fucks me up and the stress of planning a party
Also not even planning but like having a gathering
And then waiting for everyone to get there
Well that's the other thing
Normally the person that is throwing the party
Is the only one to not enjoy the party
Exactly it's so much fucking stress
And it's like my birthday I'm supposed to be
Completely rid of all the stress
That's how it always is Well not so much on my birthday just because it was a bunch
of friends and family but so i think i'll just hang out on deck uh cook some burgers well you
have burger meat so i certainly have enough supply and uh yeah and anybody that wants to come pay me
a visit they can text me and they can do that they can see me in the confines of my own home
um with that being said,
I think we're at our time.
Joey, where we at?
About an hour
on the dot.
We can do it.
We gotta do it.
Do we have,
wait, wait,
is there an album
coming out?
Well, Migos,
no, they already
have their numbers.
Yo, Migos got lost
in that future
Drake Meek shit.
Yeah, they didn't
do good at all.
What do you mean?
Oh, their album came out?
It came out.
I didn't even know
until I saw it on Instagram today. They were number, I want to say 15 and do good at all. What do you mean? Oh, their album came out? It came out. I didn't even know until I saw Instagram today.
They were number,
I want to say 15
and they did like 19.
What was their single?
Exactly.
I got a theory about
like those,
like Migos,
that's one of those groups
that...
They're like single groups,
you know?
They keep giving you hits.
Just don't know
how many people
want to hear an album
from them.
Oh, of course.
I think... Well, Future kind of changed that.
However, though.
I think he went against the grain there.
Because a few years ago, you could have told me, Future, I love his singles.
I want to hear a whole album.
Exactly.
Not that I'm listening to it now, but everyone else is.
But with Migos, they're independent.
So that's actually a pretty good number.
They're independent.
They're 300.
And I know fucking independent.
They sell it as one.
Their distribution is through Atlantic.
If you don't get the fuck out of here, 300 is independent?
No.
E1 is independent.
Valid.
300 is not independent, and we will not spin it as an independent.
Well, I don't know much about it, but I was informed that they were independent.
You were informed incorrectly.
I was just thinking that yesterday as I was
listening to the 25th
Fetty Wap song on the radio.
There's literally four in rotation right now
at Hot 97. Four. They're spending
a lot of money at radio. That's crazy.
With this kid. Yeah. And they're all
hits though. I mean, people like it. Well, it's gonna be
a hit when you spend that much money.
But yeah, four in rotation. I think Trap Queen
and let me again I gotta say this for the idiots. Fetty's from Jersey. None of this is hating. to be a hit when you spend that much money yeah but yeah for in rotation i think trap queen uh and
let me again i gotta say this for the idiots fettys from jersey none of this is hating i'm
having an objective music conversation it's a shame that i have to say that trap queen was a
very organic hit very um but if flex got behind it and moved it on that i don't know about that
that was a fucking national fucking smash.
It became that anyway.
678?
679.
679.
That's a really good song.
They put some money into that one.
My Way was a really good song as well.
Very catchy.
Drake came and hit that over
out the park.
Recently I just saw Fetty Wop on stage with taylor swift
which was an amazing look we've seen him on fallon he's been getting look after look after look after
look yes i want to just make this perfectly clear as happy as i am for him these are not
independent looks these aren't looks that you get when you are on an independent And for the people not in the know Fetty is on 300
And they're doing a phenomenal job with him
And his career
I support it
I personally would like to hear a full feature album from him
Something
I do not know why that is not taking place
It seems like he drops a record every week
Seriously on his soundcloud
He just fills that shit up
Does not stop
I know he's like a machine.
He loves pumping out music, but at some point, you kind of want to like...
But if you have all this music...
Right, do some.
Get some money.
Three records in the top 15, two records in the top five on Billboard.
Why are we not putting an album out?
And it goes to one of the questions i've been asking myself lately are is
music is music progressing to a place where the album is dying um and people are really just you
know french has got a million records uh that are played in on radio and played in the club
and one album yeah um i worked on a project with Swiss beats a couple of years ago and his whole
mind frame was don't want to do an album.
I want to treat every single like it's an album,
roll it out,
do a video,
do all this stuff,
marketing plan.
That's what I'm seeing.
Yeah.
I mean,
that's Khaled's biggest thing.
He's never really sold albums.
He sells crazy.
Khaled always comes with a great single.
Yes.
And I mean,
Drake is Drake.
So it's really not even fair to mention him.
Drake's got a lot of records that have not been on any album that are in rotation.
His albums have been significant.
What happened?
His albums have been significant.
I think it's just Drake.
Well, Drake is Drake, so he's a bit different.
Artists of that caliber, they're going to sell albums.
Cole is an album-to-album guy.
You'll get a couple records in between.
Kendrick's an album-to-album guy.
Your name in top of the crop.
I know, I'm splitting hip hop right now in,
I hate the word turn up,
but in a single artist and an actual artist.
I mean, that's just what it is.
I wouldn't say that the album is dying
because the top sellers are artists
that live and die off the album.
Your name, listen,
when you talk about Cole, Kendrick, and Drake,
are we in agreeance
that those would be
the top three people
right now,
excluding Kanye?
Mm-hmm.
Right?
Yeah.
That would be it.
Yeah, so my point is
to your point,
or your question rather,
was,
is hip-hop moving away
from the album?
I don't think you can say that
because the top three artists
have the album.
If French Montana was the J. Cole of hip hip-hop then you could maybe ask that question but there are
backstory there are a million artists i'm not going to take the top three and say as well i'm
going to take the forefront i mean but i think that's a separate thing like can you repeat can
you repeat the question again i don't know i guarantee like but that's a separate thing. Can you repeat the question again?
Some artists are guaranteed, but that's all they have is their body.
They're not radio artists.
They're not really single artists like that, like Cole and Kendrick.
So there's these other guys that are single artists,
and it's kind of almost like two different worlds.
You could do singles, but we're not really looking for an album.
We're looking for an album from you.
Your singles, we don't really care about.
All right, let's get into this now.
Kendrick dropped an album, right? No, no no no let's rewind kendrick put out a single it was i
they really really worked it they did i don't think that radio picked up on it the way um tde
had expected right if a white artist made that record it would have been number one in the then
the album dropped the album such a good record the album dropped and radio picked the song that right? If a white artist made that record, it would have been number one in the entire world.
That's such a good record.
The album dropped and radio picked the song that they wanted to play from the album because you had this rollout with,
you know,
Kendrick is of that magnitude where you can just drop out.
Cole,
I continue to hear wet dreams constantly.
And well,
he shot a video for it.
If you want to call that a video, I if you want to call that a video
I don't want to call it a video
I love the video though
even though I do love dogs
we talked about this didn't we
if me losing my virginity would be a SVU episode
not dogs
but J. Cole dropped with really no rollout
like we're talking about people
that are dropping with no rollout
because they can't
I'm speaking for the majority the people that need a rollout the people that need a single
the people that and when i say transitioning i don't mean immediate i don't mean is this what
the next phase of hip-hop will be in the next two three four five years but with streaming
developing the way that it is and i
say developing you know fuck developing streaming has taken over um i think streaming in combination
with singles just going and being treated like an album i don't know if if i don't know how long
the album will be around i mean it's tricky i don't think the... I don't know how long the album will be around.
I mean, it's tricky.
I don't think the album's going anywhere for the top artists.
But you have the internet now,
where a thousand artists can come out every single day.
Before, there was not that outlet.
So only the top caliber could be heard.
Now, anyone down the block can be heard.
Okay, do you think Migos is in a rush to put another album out?
They actually just made headlines today that they're already finishing
up their second follow.
We don't care about that.
Do we think that
they're in a rush? Actually, let me
not say them. Do we think the label is in a rush
to put another Migos album out? No.
However, do we think the label would be
in a rush to push another Migos
single? Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Even Future, we spoke about on his podcast where L.A. Reid was ready to put out a single.
And he was the one that had to put his foot down and say, no, they're ready for an album.
And he was absolutely correct.
Being a Future, I can play March Madness for three hours straight, by the way.
I just want to put that on the record.
I know I said that last week, but I thought that that feeling may have passed.
It hasn't passed. I can still play March Madness for about four hours straight. It that on the record. I know I said that last week, but I thought that that feeling may have passed. It hasn't passed.
I can still play March Madness for about four hours straight.
It's a good record.
And not minded at all.
And I can't even tell you everything he's saying on it.
I just know that at some point,
there's 200 miles on a dash.
I love that song.
Anyway,
we have emails.
Yeah, we do.
There's somebody named Marquise that was like OD, hopefully that you read it.
Yo, we get a lot of fucking emails now, so it's tough to-
Oh, really?
It's lit like that?
Shit.
Rory, read the fucking emails ahead of time before we broadcast.
How about that?
Okay.
I'm busy, by the way.
This isn't the only thing I do.
It's too busy to read, because you know reading takes a lot of time for this guy.
No, to go through all these emails takes a while.
It's a lot of fucking emails.
There's a lot of bullshit in there too.
So we do need an intern.
Maybe we found out.
Yeah, that would be cool.
Alright, come on. Let's get to it because it's going to take Rory a while.
Do we get music randomly sent too?
Few times. Not as much because I always put don't send music or you'll be reported as spam.
All right.
I'm not going to say his name.
He's having a Joe Budden moment is the subject.
I'm offended already.
I know.
That's why I wanted to read this one.
Dick.
What's up, guys?
Big fan.
Not like it matters.
Anyways, I was dating this girl.
Hey, wait a minute.
It does matter.
I love my fans.
I know.
I agree too.
We do appreciate you guys. Anyways, I was dating this girl. Hey, wait a minute. It does matter. I love my family. I know. I agree too. We do appreciate you guys.
Anyways,
I was dating this girl
for over a year.
We broke up
for about six months.
In that time,
of course,
I had my fair share of women.
Real nigga.
Is this a Joe Budden moment?
Anyways,
now me and her
have been talking,
trying to work things out.
Then I find out
someone I was,
air quotes,
close friends with used my sexual adventures against me to my ex,
and they ended up having sex.
Long story short, a tap jaw would be an understatement for his punishment.
I'm stuck in an awkward place.
I love the girl, but I don't know if I can look past this.
Any advice?
Wait, the girl fucked the guy?
So his close friend dirty mack and
then fucked the girl oh no fuck them both
dead them both yeah nah
dead them both
dead them both
I don't get niggas with the dirty mack shit even though that is
something that's taking place out here I get pussy on
my own merit never by using someone else's
name and women out there you should be wary of
a man that's using another man's
name to get pussy you should realize that you're dealing that's using another man's name to get pussy.
You should realize that you're dealing with a sucker.
And you shouldn't want to give a fuckboy
some pussy. Never let the fuckboy do it.
Yeah, take it from Marissa.
I'm giving way too many
fuckboys some pussy,
so don't do that.
What do you think Marissa's
sex talk is like?
It's pretty great.
Yeah, I bet.
It might be great only because you're white.
No, I mean, you know, it's lit.
White girls, oh, they're some real skanky shit.
I say some wild shit.
Spit on my fucking face.
I do say that.
Oh, my God.
I love this nigger dick.
Okay, don't say that.
Holy shit.
But I'm trying to spit in my mouth.
All right, Marissa, come on.
I don't want to imagine that even though I brought up the conversation.
Anyway, let's go, Rory.
This one kind of backs off what we were just talking about with having certain people in your life.
Getting rid of evil people is the subject.
Sup, fam?
This is Juno.
That's not his real name.
Hey, Juno.
He's from Oakland, California.
Oakland, 510.
All right, Marissa, relax, my nigga. That's the town, California. Oakland, 510. Alright, Melissa, relax, my nigga.
That's the town? I thought Cleveland was the town.
No, that's the land. She changes towns every
fucking week. No, they call
Oakland the town. That is a thing.
And Cleveland is the land. We got it.
We got it, bro. Thanks.
Anyway.
Alright, he's from Oakland.
The town!
I wanted to say it again but I resisted
but just wanted to know
how you guys go about
getting evil people
out of your life
no this is a valid question
go on Juno
I'm trying to not
always do relationship shit
you don't watch
Criminal Minds
you kill them
bury the body
throw it away
burn everything
make sure you don't
nut anywhere
cause semen's how you get caught.
Wear gloves.
All right.
So what if it's the closest people like your family, friends, et cetera,
that you want in your life but really have no purpose
because the only thing they bring is negativity to you?
Or they're just naturally miserable person that is using you for their escape goal.
The easy answer is to not have them in your life.
But we all know just by
living life, nothing is easy
as it is said. Thanks, fam. Wish you guys
the best. I'm the wrong person
to answer this. That's an interesting topic.
I thought this was a good email. I'm like
great at detachment.
I mean, yeah, I recently went through that too
with a friend and we kind of just completely
just stopped communication.
But I'm not really an
advocate like i we didn't have a whole conversation about it like i didn't come up to them like yeah
you suck i don't want you in my life anymore i just kind of slowly faded out and did it that way
i have no problem never speaking to anybody again you know even so much so that i've never used the
block feature on the uh iphone i've never had to block anyone's number like i'm just real good at
not speaking to people that i don't need to speak to
once I'm convinced that you're of
that ilk. Well, I'm going through
something similar with a friend of
five to seven years now.
And this is the first time in my life that I've gone through
this with a male
friendship. Usually it's women that I'm
trying to dismiss or they're trying to dismiss.
It's kind of
weird. I've kind of seen that he is literally not all there.
That was the same thing.
Wait a minute.
He didn't really just make himself sound like the man real quick.
Well, he did say that.
That was a real humble brag.
How was that humble brag?
I only go through this with women that I'm dismissing or that dismiss me.
Yeah, whatever.
How was that cocky?
It was a humble brag.
But no, I totally felt it because it was a girl that we cut off.
And I'm just seeing that this person is literally not all there anymore.
Is it me?
No.
Oh.
You've never been there.
Okay.
So yeah, I reached out to a mutual friend.
I said, I know if I say this to him, he's going to take it maliciously.
I said, I'll pay for his first five sessions of therapy
If he goes I just don't want to deal with him anymore
I've had enough
I need him out of my life
I need a friend to pay for my fucking therapy sessions
Same I don't think my insurance covers that
I don't know if that will help you out
Juno that's not really your name
That's how I'm trying to deal with it
It's tough and it's like once you realize
You kind of outgrew somebody
Especially with someone you've grown up with since childhood And it's like once you realize you kind of outgrew somebody especially with someone
like you've grown up
with since childhood
and it's like you realize
you guys are on two
very separate paths
and you're not agreeing
with their decisions
and it's just like
what do you do
because you do love that person
but it's like I don't love
who you've become.
Like we're not
the same person anymore.
It's tough.
Look at you two
being serious on this.
No, that's like
it was something
that we went through.
That's what this segment's for.
All right, enough of this shit. All right, that's great. was something that we went through that's what the segment's for alright alright enough of this shit
alright
that's great
are you guys done
with your fucking
sentimental moments
yeah it's fucking lit
bro it's lit
hey Joey
maybe we should put
some fucking
you know how
on Full House
when they got to
the end of the episode
they always had
the fucking cute
sad music
come on
oh my god
let's put that music on
we should definitely
put that music on
during the podcast
about to have
the Will Smith drop
why he ain't want me no more yeah yeah we definitely need all that alright so no album Oh my God, let's put that music on. We should definitely put that music on during the podcast. About to have the Will Smith drop.
Why ain't want me no more?
Yeah, yeah, we definitely need all that.
All right, so no album this weekend?
No, but I think I bust y'all ass in that Compton Dre one.
If these numbers come back. Wasn't I up there?
I had the highest number.
He had the highest, so he won.
I'm never going to win.
And fuck everyone on Twitter who said I was crazy for saying that.
I'm never going to win with streams being included because I'm just real bad at gauging that.
There's no way for me to know, but I will try to get better. That saying that. I'm never going to win with streams being included because I'm just real bad at gauging that. There's no way for me to know,
but I will try to get better.
That's that. I don't think we're forgetting
anything. This was a real fun-filled podcast.
It was. We spoke
about a lot. Shout out to Parks
on the couch asleep. Parks on the
couch! Yep, me and Parks are going
to the studio so I can
record All Love Lost out.
Wait, are you still recording for that or now it's just other shit?
No, I'm recording for that.
You don't have to turn it in yet?
I have to turn it in in a week and a half.
Okay.
I record until I can't record.
And the mastering starts at that point?
Yeah, I felt like something was missing.
So I'm going to work until I just can't do it anymore.
We played.
Is a Maudie Monroe feature missing?
Absolutely.
No.
Oh, yeah. I text Joe the other day. I'm like, oh, they're playing Broke on Hot.
And he was like, yay.
I've heard Broke played on Hot.
I've heard Broke about seven times played
on Hot, right?
And my problem is, not to be
such a pessimist, but
they're playing it in mix show.
They are playing it in mix show.
I appreciate the support. It's just not a mix show record. playing i appreciate i appreciate the support it's just
not a mix show record like they play trap queen then they play broke then they play i love bad
bitches yeah if it's any consolation we played it in our our mix meeting oh that doesn't actually
help we played in our mix meeting every week we have a meeting with the djs and we vote on records
see if they're going to be you know brought in and everybody was like fucking like really excited
about broke like all of the agents were like yo this is going to be brought in. And everybody was fucking really excited about Broke. All of the agents were like, yo, this is going to be a fucking hit.
Everybody was really, really excited about it.
Yeah, I think it's going to be a slow roller.
Oh, yeah.
I mean, that's what me and Corey talked about from the beginning.
We thought it was going to be slow.
It's going to be a slow roller.
It's one of those records that could live off of a Hot 97 too.
Yeah.
And, I mean, my favorite thing.
Why can't you just be white?
It'd be so much easier.
I know.
Yeah, that would be great great then I'd be M
they did say this is reminiscent of an Eminem record
I'm like yeah we said that
my favorite thing about this single
not to fucking spend this entire
end of the podcast talking about this single
we should talk about your music on the podcast
hey guess what you're a rapper
no no I don't want to do that
my favorite thing about this single
it is so
it so well represents the album I don't want to do that. My favorite thing about this single is it is so, it,
it's so well represents the album.
Like if,
if you just said,
you know,
you try to pick a single that fucking gives some leeway to what your album
will be about.
If the title didn't do that,
all love lost,
but this single is perfect.
It perfectly describes some of the things we will get into on the album.
And with that said today today maybe I'll go
do a real mushy
album intricate
fucking Instagram post
or something
I'm available
for a feature
if you want
nah
I think I got it
under control
not too many features
on my album
not too many features
on my album
and
a lot of rapping
so much so
that I think I may
have to cut some songs
because I think
an album
can only be 70 minutes.
Yeah, now they're shortening it now.
Like it keeps getting shorter.
Maybe digitally more,
but there's a lot of rapping.
If Parks was in here,
I can't think of,
it ain't that many 16 bar verses
on that album.
Hell no.
I think that,
I get so taken for granted.
There's some harmonizing
and singing on there.
It's not just total fucking
rappity rap rap rap.
Yeah, but what I mean is it's a lot of rapping.
It's a large body of music.
I mean, each song is fucking seven minutes.
I don't think there's a four-minute song besides Broke.
40 bar verses, fucking.
Y'all are here.
Can you reveal one feature?
No, I'm not revealing any.
Yeah, Royce is on there.
Shout out to Royce.
Okay.
No one saw it.
You got Royce?
How'd you get Royce on there?
Whoa, that is a shocker.
Well, while that seems like it would be apparent, there's no Slaughterhouse feature.
I know there's not.
Well, the one record I suggested that should be on there, but I think they're using it
for the Slaughterhouse album.
There's no Slaughterhouse feature, and there's a Royce feature.
So, I mean.
Checking on the update.
I do like Royce's verse a lot on that.
I'm just checking in on the update.
Any update for that diss record that ended up being about me?
We don't know yet. Still don about me? We don't know yet.
Just because you keep asking, I hope it's used.
Well, it's a great record, so I hope it's used.
I haven't heard it.
Parks maybe. Oh no, Parks doesn't have it.
Alright, so that's it. We'll get out of here.
We've rambled enough and taken up enough of your time.
This might be our longest one ever.
No, it's not our longest one ever.
I'll name this podcast later. episode 26, In the Can.
I hope everybody has a wonderful week and a wonderful weekend.
Please be safe.
Bad, bad, bad, bad week to die.
So let's try to stay alive out there.
And you stay classy, San Diego.
Somber way to end.
I know.
Are you stealing somebody's outro?
Stay classy, San Diego.
Where have I heard that?
That's from fucking Anchorman, you dick.
Oh, yeah, that's where I heard that.
Yeah, I like that ending.
Rory, you want to come end it the way Bill Burr ends his?
They said that you stole another Bill Burr thing last week.
Everything, Rory.
No, no, you do.
You do.
I read it on Boxton.
You do.
Even if you don't, you do.
You're standing there looking shocked and appalled.
You steal everything from Bill Burr.
I don't remember what it was, though.
You do.
You even look like Bill Burr now.
All right, we're good now.
Bill Burr and Jace.
One.
Bye.