The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 30
Episode Date: September 9, 2015Episode 30! Joe, Mari, Raqi and Emanny discuss Made In America, their past weekend, the definition of broke, and more! Pardon the artwork, I was in Houston....
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Yeah, you might as well just start rolling.
Yeah.
Yeah, we're rolling.
Hey, that's how we normally start.
All right.
Our name is Podcast Leader, episode number 30.
Oh, shit, it's lit.
That's a big number.
We just left, what was the last big number we did?
20, 25.
Oh, 26 because it was 52.
Yeah, half a year.
Half a year, 26.
Yeah, so I don't want to do another big number so soon after 26 but but 30
is pretty cool it sounds good the dirty 30 yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
woman laughing to tell me shit anyway i'll name this podcast later episode number 30 i am your
host uh i don't want to be a host i don't like how that sounds i'll think of another name uh i'm
your something moderator i'm your moderator.
Okay.
Yeah, I got to moderate the foolishness up here.
Joe Budden.
Rocky and Maddie the body.
The bodies are still here.
Rocky Thunder.
No, no, no, no, no.
Can we trade coffees?
No.
Mine's hot.
Mine's cold.
I'm not giving you my coffee.
I like cold coffee.
And Rory, unfortunately, is not able to be here.
Rory had to go to Houston to do Hennypalooza this past weekend.
Rory works with Hennypalooza.
I'm just not quite sure what he does.
He's the white guy.
He drinks it.
He stands out as the white guy.
A lot.
And the crew.
Yeah, he is like the token white guy, right?
Yeah, you're the token white guy with them all black crew.
So introduce who's talking on the mic with you.
They know.
They already know who we're doing. Imani the token white guy when I'm all black crew. So introduce, who's talking on the mic with you? They know. They already know who we are.
Imani the body.
Oh.
Welcome to the body show.
AKA Rory Adjace today,
AKA E-Rory.
E-Rory.
Welcome to the body show.
It is not Imani the body.
I can't get this ice cube.
It's Joey in the body show.
Hold on, collectively,
does anyone mind if I dig my fingers
in this water?
Yes.
Absolutely.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Well, maybe you're not going to
Oh my God.
Anyway,
happy,
what is it, Labor Day weekend to all of you guys that just passed.
I'm really excited that the weekend is over with.
To black people, Labor Day weekend is the end of the summer.
Oh, shit.
I just got it on my shirt.
God damn it, motherfucker.
I know that September 21st is officially supposed to be the end of the summer, but summer's a wrap.
I mean, even though it is 90 degrees outside. It's hot as balls.
I don't think so.
Oh, yeah, now kids are back in school and all that other shit.
Yeah, my little brothers go to school tomorrow, so it's a wrap.
Get their little badasses in school, clean the streets up.
I love it.
That feeling of not having to go back to school never gets old.
Like, every year around this time, I'm like, this is great.
This is fucking business as usual.
That's because you're still 17. No.
At some point you get
used to it. You don't even think about school.
I think about the traffic now.
There's tons of traffic all day long.
And I live by mad schools. There's a billion
children around. Rocky has on a
hoodie and it's 90 degrees outside.
I was about to ask you that though. I just took off
my socks so I look a little bit more summery.
No you don't.
It doesn't really make a difference.
It doesn't translate.
I'm sure there's a reason that she is dressed this way.
There is a reason.
I'm sure she does not want to share that reason with the listening public. I can share part of the reason.
What's wrong with the shirt?
There's nothing wrong with the shirt, but in order to lose weight, you have to gain weight sometimes.
So I'm in a gaining process.
And I don't like the idea of having rolls where I never had rolls before.
So I'm kind of juicy, extra juicy.
I'm just coming out.
That was pretty cryptic.
That was cryptic.
In order to lose weight, you have to gain weight sometimes.
Yeah, well, stay tuned, bitch.
Oh, my fucking goodness.
It's a process.
That's why the body shit fits you now.
You got to get rid of the thunder and just be Rocky the body. That thunder shit is played out. It's Rocky process That's why the body shit fits you now You gotta get rid of the thunder And just be Rocky the body
That thunder shit is played out
It's Rocky Bell body
So anyway
We gotta get off of Rocky
So a lot happened this week
Finally
The Made in America concert
That's the rule
Made in America
Avoided that shit like the plague
A lot of people I know went
to this.
A lot of people talked good about it too.
Yeah, I heard it was good. I heard it was dope.
I heard some bad shit about it.
But I mean from like introverts that
didn't want to be around people.
I'm not sure why you went to
Made in America if you did not want to be around
people. But who performed?
Everybody performed. Beyonce is the only person people. But who performed? Everybody performed.
Beyonce is the only person
in the world who performed.
Did she?
Yes.
Yeah, Beyonce performed.
The Weeknd.
With a thong on the entire time
which was fabulous.
And Meek.
Cole.
Cole.
Nicki Minaj and her purse
performed.
Nicki.
And her purse.
Don't forget about the Chanel purse.
Meek sunned the nae nae
and he whipped.
It was really cute.
So this is a pretty big deal.
Yeah, it was really dope.
It was a deal, yeah.
That's a lot of big names.
Who throws this concert?
Jay-Z.
Budweiser.
It's not just Urban at that, too.
It's a lot of other rock bands.
Yeah, there's Budweiser.
Multiculture.
Multiculture.
Multigenre.
Multiculture.
Fab, I did see Fab brought out Freeway
Oh yeah
he did a little
state prop situation
Yeah he brought out
Chris and Neve
Did you see
Fab posted last night
a series of
eight videos
from Kevin Hart
it was supposed to be
Kevin Hart giving him
advice to go to Philly
Fucking
hilarious
He's talking about
grow a beard
doesn't matter where
it is on your face
if it's on your fucking head
doesn't have to be together throw Muslim oil on crowd, make a cheesesteak on the stage.
That might be one of the only people who don't think Kevin Hart is funny.
Really? He's funny.
I think his physical comedy is amazing.
He's physically a funny guy, but the jokes he said on the show.
Like how animated he is when he does the jokes on it.
Yeah, his animation is amazing, but the a, like the joke, the actual joke.
The content of his jokes is not funny.
He ain't really funny to me.
I think his delivery gets me.
He has a great delivery.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Like the physical part of his comedy is great, but I ain't really.
I just don't want, I didn't see Kevin Hart and Fab's Instagram clips.
But I just, I don't like the fact that he is, I think he's begun to be pigeonholed into the same role as far as movies go.
And it's unfortunate because he's one of the few prominent black actor comedians that we have.
He's a hardworking dude, but I think he needs to take a, not a break, but.
He's coming over.
I don't want to see Seven Kevin Hart movies
In one year
Yeah
He's
Yeah he's
Oversaturating himself
A little bit
Yeah
Okay
Then the TV show
On BET
Then the comedy tour
I never found Chris Rock
To be funny either
Oh that's funny
Chris Rock is amazing
Oh my god
I never found him to be funny
He's amazing to me
Nope
Nope
He was before
You guys are not gonna slander
All the funny people I'm an Eddie Murphy
kind of girl. I haven't gotten
over that stage. I'm older. I'm seasoned.
That's because you're 50. I like Vince Vaughn.
37, guys. And that's because you're white.
If I can listen to you without watching
and still think you funny, then that's
why I like funny. I can listen to Chris Rock and Eddie Murphy.
Aziz Ansari is my favorite, though. I bought his comedy album.
He's great. He's funny. He is really
funny. I watched his stand-up when I was on Netflix and chilled by myself, and I watched his stand-up.
Which one?
I wouldn't know the name of it.
When you're alone watching Netflix, you just end up clicking on shit.
Click on shit, same.
I'll give it a shot, and if it's whack, I'll just exit the fuck out of here.
Amani didn't have Netflix for a long time, so he was doing
chill and chill.
Yeah, because I was trying
to not get girls
really thinking
they was going to come over
and actually watch Netflix.
Speaking of Netflix,
I want to give a shout out
to Dark Skin Drake
on Twitter
who saw that I didn't have Netflix
and he DM'd me
the password to his Netflix,
so I just watched
the whole episode
of I Go To Today.
Can he come over, though,
is the question.
Hell no.
Dark Skin Drake, you wildin'. Besides besides the email starts with jeanette so
it's probably his girl shout out to jeanette thank you girl you're not a real nigga if you're
not using somebody else's fucking uh damn i'm not real then well you're white so you can do it
i was using ice's netflix uh password until he
just kept not paying his shit my best friend look at it what kind of friend is that so then i would
hit the nigga i would hit the nigga like yo dog trying to watch this netflix show you ain't paid
your shit and i just felt like a creep uh constantly having to text him about paying his
shit i'm like my nigga i can pay he actually he actually had to start me a guest pass on there
because I was like
being really disrespectful
I didn't care if someone
watched like 30 minutes
of the show
I'm rewinding it
to the beginning
like oh by the way
I just had to rewind
the show
my son's mom
just changed the password
on me a long time ago
I was like fuck it
let me just go get it
oh that's whack
it's cool
you can make your own login
like me my brother
and my dad
we all have different
like on the Netflix account.
We all have our own.
Profiles.
I have a guest profile.
White people are so family.
We can share this line.
The family pack.
Me and my brother and my dad,
we all get on Netflix together.
The family pack.
Yeah, shut the fuck up.
Netflix and family.
While we're on Netflix,
I finished Narcos,
like I told you guys.
Hold on, we skipped this shit
out of the Budweiser show
last week
made in America
was there anything else
to talk about Netflix
there was nothing else
to say
Matt ADD
the end
no that's not true
that's not true
there was something
happening
I mean well
all the clips
that I saw
was of Meek
attacking fans
no that was
Fool's Gold Day Off
that was yesterday
in Brooklyn
oh yeah
that was yesterday oh no he diss, yeah, that was yesterday.
Oh, what did he mean?
Oh, no, he dissed Future.
Yes, yes.
That's what happened.
He said it wasn't a diss,
but how do you not...
Ma, do you know what he said?
Yeah, he just told the DJ,
like, what the fuck?
You going to play Future?
Play some real rap.
Some real hip hop.
And then he tells Twitter
and everybody
that that wasn't a diss.
Like, how do you not
think that's a diss?
I don't know.
It might not have been a diss.
I don't think it's a diss.
I think he said it wrong. I think he said it bad a diss I don't know it might not have been a diss I don't think it's a diss I think he said it wrong
I think he said it bad
but I don't think he meant it
like diss in Future
I think he meant like
yo Future don't really
his set
his type of music
don't really make sense
on his type of show
when you have the power
of the mic
you have to learn
how to say things
in proper context
well no at the end of it
I think he recognized
what he said
and he said
I think Future is performing
on Made in America
yeah so maybe that was his way of saying I think Future is performing on Made in America.
So maybe that was his way of saying, listen,
if somebody is performing, you shouldn't be playing. Maybe he's mad Future and Drake got
songs together.
Future's on his album.
Maybe I'm just trying to start something.
We don't need to start
anything else.
Especially not with that guy. Let's leave it alone.
It's probably just a bad time
bad time
for him to say
anything
it'll be all over
future and shopping
papi
alright so that was it
for Made in America
I will say this though
you kinda started some shit
but I'm gonna leave it alone
what did he start?
me?
bring it out
bring it out of my head
at Made in America?
no no no
we don't do passive aggressive here
I wasn't at Made in America
what did he do?
I didn't say anything at the time
but so Joe over the weekend wore this really dope shirt.
Oh, the Twitter finger.
The Twitter finger.
Oh, the Twitter finger.
I thought it was kind of like-
A couple of those blogs picked you up.
It's kind of funny that he'll be wearing that shirt after that.
It's a cool shirt, though.
That was a great shirt.
It was, and I'm almost positive that you had no-
That could have been taken as a shot, but I knew it wasn't a shot.
You had no association with Meek?
You just thought it was a good shirt?
No, I just thought it was a really good shirt.
Yeah.
But maybe because
of how that whole thing
originated
I probably
you know if I'm
wearing the shirt
I'm not thinking more
I like the fucking shirt
I was wearing the shirt
but what I didn't think of
was
I you know
I put the shirt on
and I said
and I was being corny
I was trying to be match man
and I said yo
let me go in my closet
and see if I can find a hat
to match the shirt
so I went in my closet
I couldn't find a hat so I just put on my favorite hat well one of my favorite and see if I can find a hat to match this shirt. So I went in my closet and I couldn't find a hat,
so I just put on my favorite hat.
Well, one of my favorite hats, which is a Blue Jays hat.
And then the fans was like,
yo, you got that shirt on and it's a Toronto hat.
Yo, you getting meek, Eddie.
I'm like, yo, I promise you not much thought went into this.
Like, really, I'm not that big of a Drake stan.
I am.
Shout out to Drake, though. What up? Drake-y poo. I don't know. Is Drake's, I'm not that big of a Drake stan. I am. Shout out to Drake,
though.
What up?
Drake-y poo.
I don't know.
Is Drake's...
Did you say Drake-y poo?
Did you ever say that
on this fucking podcast again?
Drake-y poo, I love you.
Don't say fucking Drake-y poo.
I'm sure if he were present,
he would ask you
not to say that again, too.
I don't think so.
Serena would.
Oh, I'm not fucking with Serena.
Serena, fuck you.
Fuck you up.
Right with the tennis racket.
Early, yo. I'm not even gonna have you. Fuck you. Fuck you up. Right with the tennis racket. Early.
I'm not even going to have her for fun.
By the way, she's playing tonight at 7 o'clock.
No, tonight is Wednesday.
Tonight is Wednesday because they're listening.
So yesterday.
Yesterday.
We just can't tell you who won.
Serena's playing Venus.
Venus is ranked number 23 in the world.
Serena's ranked number one in the world, as you may already know.
Serena has not been
looking that great. I will
say that. She almost got her ass handed to
her over the weekend by the fucking
strong, foreign-looking girl.
This is a wow podcast.
From topic to topic.
Good. Good.
A lot happened. That's how we roll in these parts, B.
I was watching that Serena lost her first set ever to an American.
13 years younger?
I think that's what they said, the first set ever.
And then the second set was real good, and then she kicked her ass the third set.
Yeah, she got out of it.
Yeah, she got the fuck out of here.
But if she continues to play poorly with all of these unforced errors, I don't really see her completing the fucking Grand Slam.
Don't say that.
Black girls rock.
And great. Thanks for Rocky's
input with fucking sports.
Wonderful. Don't say that.
Black girls rock.
I want Anna Fields to go against your sister.
It's got to be amazing. I know. That's weird.
I think that's fun, though. That's fun. You're going to go for blood.
I would. They've been doing that
All their life
Yeah
They changed the game
To those of you
Who are old enough
To remember
Like Venus was popping
Before Serena
Yes
Like she won her
Fucking cups
And she
She was body and shit
Before Serena
And you know now
I don't know
I wonder how many of us
Actually
Oh speaking of
The US Open
There was a picture
Of Fabulous
And what's the girl
Brittany
Brittany Sky
Brittany who?
Brittany Sky
At the US Open
It was nothing
Who's Brittany Sky
I don't know who that is
Of course you would say that
Maddie
She's just a model now
But she
Like we all talk to her
And she
I think I just
It looked weird
Who is this person?
She's a model
And she's a DJ
That's the girl who was in
Kendrick Lamar's video
She was the hot 97 The dog a DJ That's the girl who was in Kendrick Lamar's video Oh, the dark skinned girl
If I was a girlfriend
I would be upset seeing my man
At the US Open with a girl
But how do we know that Em didn't know?
How do you know they was with each other?
Yeah, they were with each other
How do you know they went with each other?
She went on Instagram and said that Fab gave her a ticket to go to the U.S. Open for her birthday, but they were there together.
All right, so he's trying to fuck.
That's all he's trying to say.
That's all he might just be cool with.
Imani the body, shut your trap.
Maybe she just likes tennis and he knew he could bring her for her birthday.
If you're going to give a 20-something- ticket to go see the tennis game give her a ticket
and her girlfriend
for her birthday.
Why?
Maybe he likes tennis as well
and so does she
and it's his birthday.
What if Roc Nation said
we need you to be in there
to look
we need you to sit around
and we got your extra ticket.
his extra kid
and I'm like
I'm going with him.
She might not want to go.
She might be busy.
Nah, she wants to go.
Nah, y'all can't do that.
I don't know.
I wouldn't want to go.
I don't know that Em wants to go.
I didn't want to go.
Yeah. I know a lot of people that they were to go. I didn't want to go. Yeah.
I know a lot of people
that they were giving
free tickets to,
to be honest,
to the US Open.
Actually,
almost every bitch
I spoke to over the weekend.
I'm just repeating
something off of Boss Up,
that's all.
Oh, you're bad for that.
Oh, yeah.
Look at you.
I don't really give a shit.
Can I get a ticket
to the US Open?
Almost every chick
I spoke to over the weekend
hit me with the,
well, Saturday
I'm going to the
US Open.
I'm like, bitch.
Here's the thing.
How many of us really know how to keep the score on a tennis game?
Like there's love and there's juice.
What the hell is all of that?
Do you know how to?
I know how to keep the score on a tennis game.
Do you really?
Yeah, but I'm an avid sports fan.
Oh, okay.
I just don't care enough either way.
I don't think the women that I was speaking to Over the weekend Know anything about
Bitches just go
Go to shit for the look
Well I want to see
Serena and Venus
But that's just
Well a lot of the rappers
Are there
Like anybody who's there
Like most of them
Are there for the look
Yeah it's definitely a look
I don't think
I don't think Fab was there
Because he actually
I don't know
Maybe he might want to watch it
Yeah but that was
A really smart thing
With the Roc Nation sports
I think that was smart
It's Roc Nation sports
So it's smart to have
That client there
Thank you Bossip
For not giving me
All the information
You know what I'm saying
But
Thank you Maddie
I don't know
Maybe the Britney girl
Liked tennis
He knew that
And was like
Yo Britney here
I got an extra ticket
Bomb
Okay fine
Does Britney still work
At Hot?
No right
Now she's like
Trying to DJ full time
Okay
You know DJs
Is kind of dope
Thank you
It's a lot of feet Look at these DJs is kind of dope thank you there's a lot of
female DJs now
yeah
thank you
thank me
why are we thanking you
well listen
I'm a cuter
and a lot of them
look good
like to me
like a lot of them
are good looking
Brittany is attractive
that is protocol
to be a female DJ
unfortunately
yeah
that's protocol
just being a female
in life just look good Brittany Brittany is really attractive I used to have Unfortunately. I think it's called just being a female. In life.
Just look good.
Brittany is really attractive.
I used to have a lot of thirst for her until I found out she was fucking 14 years old.
And I was like, okay.
I put Brittany in like the Karuchi bucket.
Super cute.
Yeah, why not?
Karuchi got a 12-year-old boy body.
I don't put her and Brittany in the same thing.
I never seen Brittany's body.
I've only seen her face.
Have you seen her body?
Yeah, she has a good body.
She don't have a 12-year-old boy body. I don't think it's a boy body seen Brittany's body I've only seen her face Have you seen her body? Yeah she has a good body She don't have a 12 year old
Boy body
I don't think it's a boy body
But she's not like a super
No she don't have like
A woman body
Nah
We're speaking to the body
I'm not talking about
Like crazy voluptuous
I'm just talking about
Her body is appropriate
For her age
And I think Brittany is
What 23, 24?
Sounds right
I don't know how old she is
But I know she
If I'm looking and judging
Like looking at
Just the two body types
It's nothing
Well I was just basing that
Off of the face
Like they have that cute little
They both have cute faces
Put her at home
Like make her
Make her the home girl
I just saw a picture
That said Carucci is dating
Homeboy
Futures DJ
She's not
Nah she's not
I think they took a picture
And they blew it out of proportion
They took a picture
From the club
And now all of a sudden
How do you know
When everybody
No
This is fact
Even though that DJ dude is funny as hell.
Yo, did you see his little dance?
He looks like a fucking rooster, but I love it.
I love it.
I was tempted to do that shit.
The game actually just deleted everybody he's following on Instagram
and is only following Karuchi just to start something.
And then Chris Brown responded to him and said,
oh, the funny things people would do for a promo.
So, yeah.
I don't respect that.
So, game is only following Karuchi. No, no, I don't respect that. So, Game is only following
Karrueche.
No, no, I don't respect that.
I don't respect that
Chris Brown response.
Yeah, I said that too.
It's like, you're not
her spokesperson anymore.
Like, leave him alone.
Well, that's one.
And two, he jumps off the handle
when it's Tyrese
or someone else.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
That's how I respect it.
However, he is trying to gain
custody of his daughter
so he may be just playing cool.
You're not buying that?
You're trying to do that shit.
Yeah, but then his man
gets in trouble
and that's the whole point of Nia's battle is you hang around thugs.
Chris Brown is probably one of the most talented dudes in this game.
The sit back, make music, B.
You ain't got to worry about Carucci.
His pride is too fucking great.
Cool, guess what?
We love a lot of shit.
But you are Chris Brown, man.
You got so much to lose.
Carucci, go back to Chris.
For what?
No.
They young, man.
He's a fucking, he's another sociopath, narcissist, crazy motherfucker.
Let Chris go raise his daughter and do
his thing well time out time out time out deserve love time out here with other social i wouldn't
know because i'm not a sociopath right but time out how do we know definitely a sociopath now we
have a man to agree thank you very much amani the body you definitely a social studies path Shut the fuck up Yo you a social studies
Socialized
You a socialite
You a socialite path
You a sociopath
How do we know that Chris Brown
A sociopath
I'm just going to wait.
Do you know what a social habit is?
Laugh emoji.
Yeah.
I got it.
Beautiful.
Wonderful.
How do we know that Chris Brown is not still fucking her?
No, I'm kidding.
No, she's not acting like she is.
Oh, if you don't knock it the fuck off.
No, you can tell when you're still getting dicked.
Because he's still pining on Instagram and she's still like, yeah, nah. Nah. Yeah. No, you can tell when you're still getting dicked. Because he's still pining on Instagram and she's still like,
yeah, nah.
Nah.
Yeah, no, you can tell
when a woman is still getting dicked.
Let me tell you,
so women have never fronted
for social media.
I don't think he would let her
front this long, though.
I don't think he would let her
front this long.
And I don't think her name is that tight.
And he wouldn't keep saying
random shit like,
I wish there was still an us,
I don't know who you are anymore,
blah, blah, blah, on Twitter.
Aw.
Everybody's a pool.
All right, so maybe they're not.
Yo, but he ain't want like this over Rihanna, right?
No.
Maybe Rihanna ain't got the fire.
No, no, no.
Karuchi got that doubt.
Karuchi got that fire.
No, because I'm sure he knows his social media antics won't manipulate Rihanna the way he
can manipulate Karuchi or once could manipulate Karuchi. I manipulate Rihanna the way he could manipulate Karrueche or once could manipulate Karrueche.
I think Rihanna's the bigger G of the bunch.
That's what he knows.
Rihanna's a gangster.
One minute he's a sociopath.
The next minute he's calculating enough to know.
Yeah, that's what sociopaths do.
They make calculated moves.
Hello.
By the way, people are saying that they're tired of hearing about sociopaths.
Wait, if that's...
Because let me just say that fucking...
Being a sociopath is like a new trend now.
Now everybody's just claiming sociopaths.
No, no, no, you got it.
Don't worry.
No, I don't.
Sociopath.
No, I don't.
I'm not a sociopath.
Total sidebar.
Were you with Rory when you heard whatever Fishbot has going on?
Huh? Or when he heard? He tweeted, Fishbot has going on Huh Or when he heard
He tweeted
Fishbot has some shit
And I was like
What
Wait did you just
Fucking
Oh
Music
Because you made me
Think of that
Did you just make a hard left
To discuss your old work
No because you made me
Think of that
Because I used to front
On social media
That I wasn't still
Fucking with
No hold on
Quick question though
Does Fishbot know
He's Fishbot on this podcast
Yeah he knows
I don't want
to talk about fish spot
but I thought y'all
were never talking again
we're never talking again
so why are you talking about him
because he owns a fish spot
no he did some fuck shit
at a fish spot one time
no but
because I wanted to know
if Rory's like
fucking hanging out
I don't understand
this about women right
he blocked me last night
for no reason
oh Rory great
no fish spot
because sometimes
I stalk his Instagram page
to see what the fuck he's up to.
So I went the night before.
It was lit.
And then I went last night and the shit was gone.
I'm like, you fucking random ass freak.
Why do?
And I'm not going to finish.
He should block you, though.
Yeah.
You be talking wild, Craig.
I don't.
Listen, I can't really speak about the guy because I don't know him, but he seemed to
be a cool guy.
He's cool.
On a cool guy. He's cool. And we have mutual people.
On a good day.
But from what I be hearing you speaking about Fish Spot on this podcast, I ought to beat you up by now.
I don't know about you.
If I didn't have charges pending.
If I didn't have charges pending, bro.
You guys are horrible at joking.
No, Fish Spot seems like a really cool dude.
Imani and I have never had the pleasure of meeting him.
However, I think Marissa's just mad because he got bitches.
I mean.
Yeah, that might be it.
Why do you get mad at a nigga for having bitches?
No, what we went through was some separate shit.
No, you're still mad that he had bitches.
I mean, no, but yeah, whatever.
And you're stalking his Instagram because you know he got bitches.
I just want to see what he's up to.
If he didn't have no, because he got bitches.
No, but it's also music-wise.
No, no, no, no.
Knock it off.
Knock it off, knock it off.
I'm not even wrong with that.
Why can't they be lady friends?
Why do they have to be bitches?
All right, we can say lady friends,
but I'm talking about the bitches.
They can be bitches.
I'm not talking about lady friends.
Yeah, for him,
he can be bitches.
Fuck that.
If dude didn't have any bitches...
Not because he got some big comments.
It's like I'm still like...
So Fishbot is a rapper?
Yes, it's chill.
Even like on a personal note, like I don't fuck with him, but I'm like a professional,
like I'm still happy for him.
And regardless if we speak or not, I'm still like looking forward to him doing something
All right, so you can follow his tweets and see what's good.
You ain't gotta be-
No, I blocked him on Twitter.
Oh, she didn't tell you.
So you blocked him on Twitter.
You blocked him on Twitter.
Because he just-
Blocking stuff.
He would stalk my page even when he doesn't follow me.
Like you do to him.
Yeah. Now. Yes. Yo, I don't follow me Like you do to him Yeah Now
Yes
Yo I don't understand women
I swear
Don't say women
Don't say women
Obviously he stalked me too
So don't say women
It's everybody
It's a generational thing
Yeah I don't understand
And then he'll call me
About my tweets
Millennials
There you go
I don't say that
Yo if another chick
Texts me about my tweets
Man I'm gonna start
Adding y'all
And just
Well stop dealing with
Girls that are 20
I'm single Well no that's not If they're in their my tweets man I'm gonna start adding y'all And just Well stop dealing with Girls that are 20 I'm single
Well no that's not
If they're in their late 20s
I'm not
My birthday
Is in
It's late
10 days
Are you a Libra
Or a
Virgo
No Virgo nigga
Virgo bitch
Speaking of young chicks
I mean Leo
Apparently
Rick Ross just
Tatted
Yo what are you like
Boss up in here
I mean I'm not his friend
We don't care my nigga
We don't give a fuck
About anything
I'm leaning towards something
I'm leaning towards something
And your segues are mad
Boss up-y
Yeah they are
Okay okay
Speaking of
Allegedly
Speaking of
According to
Rick Ross
The journalist
The great journalist
Yeah god damn it
No no no
I'm speaking on Rick Ross just tatted His girlfriend great journalist. God damn it. No, no, no. I'm speaking on.
Rick Ross just tatted his girlfriend's name on his chest.
The girl.
Lyra.
Who's gorgeous, by the way.
Lyra.
Galore.
I saw her the other day in LA.
She's fine.
She looked like Miracle.
I get her confused with the other girl.
Yo, they did.
I swear.
Okay, well, yeah.
The Miracle Watts look alike.
He just tatted her name on his chest.
She's 22 years old. I mean, but you can get that covered. Is that okay? You can get it covered. He just tatted her name on his chest. She's 22 years old.
I mean, but you can get that covered.
Is that okay?
You can get it covered.
Like, he's going to be 40, yes?
How big is the tattoo?
It's big enough.
It's about the size of my middle finger, the one I'm sticking up at you.
Super easy to cover.
Yeah, you can get that covered.
But he still did it.
It means something.
And it's on Instagram.
I mean, but-
Yo, she got that dog.
Shout out to her.
I got that dog.
She got that pepper grinder head, boy. She's so super tiny. I mean, she got that fire. Yo, she got that dog. She got that pepper grinder head,
boy.
She's so super tiny.
I was,
like,
she graduated high school in 2011,
2012.
Yeah,
her graduation was.
Yeah,
she's another one that I,
she's another one that I thought was halfway cute until I found out how old she was.
Oh,
I heard she used to,
I don't know.
You mean,
you're saying no makeup,
no surgery,
it's not hitting?
No,
I'm,
well,
I've seen older pictures of her.
Okay. And it wasn't hitting. Okay. But I mean. But she's upgraded. You grow up. makeup, no surgery, it's not hitting? No, I've seen older pictures of her. Okay.
And it wasn't hitting.
But she's upgraded.
You grow up.
Yeah, she was a younger woman then.
And again, listen, I'm pro do whatever you want to do with yourself.
My topic of discussion really is almost 40-year-old men dealing with 22-year-old girls.
What do they have in common besides sexual i will say this as much as much as we give even
though this is still some some wild pedophilia shit to me the tiger and and kylie shit if you
want to make if you're gonna if you're gonna make that an issue then you kind of got to look at the
the other and the same yeah like not the same but there's no age difference there why not no it ain't
kylie was 17 kylie was 17 k. Yeah. So this little girl is 22.
Rick Ross is about to be 40.
Well, he just started messing with her, is what you're saying.
I'm just saying that's a huge gap.
I don't know, like how long you've been messing with her.
It is a huge age difference, and at 40, you're like living a real life.
And clearly, Rick Ross is an intellectual man.
Why is that clear?
Or intelligent.
Why is that clear?
I don't know.
And I'm just playing devil's advocate.
I'm not saying he's not But how do you know that?
There's some business savvy
That you see that goes on
With Rick Ross
I've had several conversations
With him
So I take him for a smart man
Who has something to
To contribute to the world
As far as conversation
I don't take
I don't believe
A 22 year old
As them being fucking intelligent
They might have a great team behind them
I mean you've spoken to him
So I'm not saying that you're incorrect i i agree because like
everyone says oh beyonce so freaking smart i'm like beyonce has the smartest team in the world
so i get that like i've sat in on a couple raw interviews with him he is he is very well spoken
he just like 50 cent when 50 first came out i didn't take 50 for much more than a thug and a
gangster and then one day i was i was listening to him On a conference call
And I was like
Gagging like
Holy shit
This dude is smart
So Rick Ross is another person
That I think is actually smart
And to be a CEO
Do you have to go to school?
And I don't see
What he would have in common
With a 22 year old
Except for
Catching a good nut
Not saying that 22 year olds
Aren't valued
But to an almost 40 year old man
This is a really good topic
Actually listen This is a really good topic, actually.
All right, listen.
This is a good topic.
I'm going to be the bad friend for a moment.
You're always the bad friend.
Got to be the bad friend.
I don't have any good friends.
If we do that, then we kind of got to X all of our past situations out.
I've dated girls.
That's what you guys do.
You guys date 22 and 23-year-olds.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
That's not what I do.
It's not what we do, but we've done it.
You've done it consecutively.
That's not true. Rock, you've dated younger do But we've done it Consecutively That's not true
Rock you've dated younger dudes
I've never dated
I've never dated a girl
That young
In the past year
I've had a couple
It's not been
I've never
I've never dated a girl that young
She's at least been
At least 25
24
That's a decent age
Definitely
Well
Okay
Well there is some value
In providing a good nut
Number one
Okay I mean it's true And companionship and shit So 22 year olds You're saying Well, okay. Well, there is some value in providing a good nut, number one. Okay.
I mean, it's true.
And companionship and shit.
So 22-year-olds, you're saying, have better sex than a 30-something-year-old that knows about it?
I'm just asking.
I'm saying there is good, there's value in being able to provide a good nut, number one.
Number two, I'll only speak for myself I can't say that I've dated many girls
That age
And projected a long term
Future with
So you definitely
Weren't going to get a tattoo
Of a girl's name at 22
You still could have
Lust can make you do that
Lust can't make me do it
But it can make Rick Ross do it
Lust made me do it
But doesn't Ross have
A million tattoos
I mean I take that back
But then that's
It's her name
That's some significance That means something I mean it really doesn't Because have a million tattoos? I mean, I take that back. But then that's, it's her name.
That's some significance.
That means something.
I mean, it really doesn't because on a good day,
if you cover it up,
some temp shit is like,
I mean like,
for the now,
why are we thinking about later?
It could be some manipulative shit too.
You don't need to manipulate a 22 year old.
You have millions of dollars.
That's not a tattoo.
He might really want to do that.
22 year olds are really easy to manipulate, by the way.
Yeah, but just make it even that much more so.
Like, this bitch will literally never even look someone else's way.
I don't think he need a tattoo to manipulate.
Because to be honest, like, he's a fat, not that great-looking motherfucker.
This bitch is...
Well, he's not that fat anymore.
He's charming.
Yeah, all that, whatever.
But she's around everybody.
Like, he might be like, yo, she gonna fuck someone.
Well, wait a minute, wait a a minute wait a minute Rick Ross has had
a couple bad chicks
he does
shout out to Ming Lee too
she was pretty
time out
time out
time out
time out here
are we now gonna say
I give too much thought to these
quote unquote pretty girls
like
pretty makeup
are we about to
are we about to say that
and we're just using Ross
as an example
because this is the
way the conversation
was brought up
Shout out to Ross
I like Ross a lot
I like him too
His new mixtape just came out
I haven't heard it yet
Because I put it on my laptop
It's a piece of shit
But everybody's saying it's amazing
I'm going to Apple today
So they can fix my shit
And I can download and hear it
Because I hear nothing but great things about it
Black Dollar
Can you try to get my phone fixed when you go?
It's called Black Dollar
No, I'm not doing that
It's called Black Dollar
And I have to listen to it
If you haven't, check it out
But are we going to act like these women are with these men because these men are so charming and so personable and so amazing looking?
Hold on.
Are we about to do that?
Hold on.
It is possible.
And maybe his looks didn't catch her or whatever.
Maybe it was because of the money or whatever it is.
or whatever. Maybe it was because of the money or whatever it is. But a woman can
literally be in love with the thought
of the power and he can be charismatic
and she can actually fall in love for him as a
person after that point.
Are we talking about the initial draw?
The first thing that brings you in?
It's almost always superficial sometimes
because initial draw for other people can just be
looks. That's also as superficial as
the initial draw being money.
Not true.
That's not true.
So women date for power and
support and men
date for fat asses.
Right. And both equally superficial.
That's not true at all.
And that's not guaranteed across the board.
I'm just saying those examples happen on both ends of the spectrum.
Just for clarity, I just want to
understand what y'all are saying. Because a man
liking a fat ass is equivalent to a woman liking a man with money.
Is that what y'all are saying?
Yeah.
That's definitely not the same.
Yeah, that's what I say.
Yeah, definitely not.
It's preference.
Are y'all retarded?
Yep, it's preference.
What can a fat ass do for my life?
I mean, women aren't going around scanning sweatpants like, let me see if he has a big dick.
Men, on the other hand, are like, let me see if she got a fat ass.
Women are like, well, let me see what his got a fat ass women are like well let me see
what his bank account yeah what his pockets look like yeah it's it's our preference to not be with
someone broken it's your preference to not be how about just how about just not be broke on your own
don't worry about what i got what i got is what i got i might be able to take care of myself
don't worry about the girl a lot of these girls ain't coming to the table with shit though That's their problem
We're just talking about preference
Men like women with fat asses
While Joey sits over here in silence
And when he does that he's coming back with some major shit
I'm sitting here signing because there's three of y'all talking
I don't want to talk over y'all
You'll be getting a lot of complaints about that
Okay let's do it like this
You're not fucking a man's money number one
You're fucking your way to the man's money
No
And that's my next
Wait wait
Let me talk
And that was kind of my next point
No
You're not always fucking your way
To a man's money either
Absolutely not because he's supposed to be hitting you off prior to
But that's just me
A lot of these bitches are fucking niggas with money
And not getting anything
Or
Or what they are getting
May be a lot
To them because they didn't have shit
Like if Drake sends you a Rolex
That's a big deal for you
Why is Drake sending maddie a rolex
i didn't say that oh shut up you're a hater uh if drake sends you a rolex maybe delayed will send
me a rolex who delayed oh whatever uh if drake sends you a rolex that may be a really big deal
to you because you don't have shit you've never seen a rolex you've been wearing a michael kors
watch whatever the case i stopped wearing it after this podcast and it makes me so sad listen Listen, anybody out there wearing a Michael Kors watch, I see men wearing them too.
Just stop it, please.
Men should never, ever wear a Michael Kors watch.
Oh my God, Michael Kors got cut from the team.
We have a greater point that we're getting to here.
That's one.
But on the other side of things, Drake probably got this Rolex for free.
Word.
Most likely.
More than likely, he got this Rolex for free. Word. Most likely. More than likely, he got this Rolex for free.
And in the event that he didn't, and he wanted to spend 15, 20...
I mean, but who cares if he got it for free or bought it?
To him, that's a drop in the bucket.
That's my point, Rocky.
The gesture is not monumental at all.
No, it could be genuine, but I think I got it get free gifts
Don't just randomly give random chicks and I think we're getting away from the point. Have you ever heard a Drake song?
Yeah
Have you ever?
There's no debates against Drake ever no, but I think I think we're getting away from the point
It's just that a woman can y'all are saying that I'm
And a girl come like I'm saying'all saying it's the same.
Y'all saying
men dealing with women
because we're attracted
to them physically
isn't the same
as women
wanting a man
solely because
he provides money.
Men aesthetically
for the most part
a huge percentage
of the male population
isn't as attractive
as a woman is
to a man.
Women are beautiful.
We have curves.
They're gorgeous.
All of y'all have curves.
I mean, let's just.
Y'all should have curves.
All of y'all have curves.
Hey.
The bodies.
Okay.
What I'm saying is that men are visual creatures, right?
And women are.
No.
What would you describe that as?
No.
No.
Go diggers.
Go diggers.
No.
Yeah. Basically. No, we just have to write it. uh no describe that as no no we go diggers no people people people in general uh you normally are initially attracted to someone initially attracted to someone because aesthetically visually they're easy on the
eye not necessarily and that's only on the street perhaps Like you may know of someone
Yeah
I'm saying if you
If you don't know
The person from a can of paint
You don't have
If you're not around them
Or they can look like
They have money
Or they can have
A certain aura
Or a swagger to them
A nice watch
Some great teeth
A killer manicure
Okay but those things
Are attractive
Because money makes you
More attractive
Boom
So you need the money
Most men need money To aesthetically upgrade themselves because you're just not walking
around fabulous.
And most of the guys who are walking around just born fabulous, not a 10 times they're
gay.
Well, you know what's funny?
A few weeks back on this podcast, and I think Rocky may have been here, I made the point
that-
I've been here a month.
Congratulate me.
It's only a month.
She was bigging her month up on the way here.
I was confused.
That's big.
I fall in love and out of love in under four weeks.
So this is a big commitment for me, guys.
All right, but stop personalizing things.
This isn't about you right now.
A few weeks ago.
Congratulate yourself.
A few weeks ago, I made the point, I think you were here, that y'all were talking about attractive men.
I said that if ASAP Rocky were not ASAP Rocky,
you don't find him attractive.
You both said that is false.
He's beautiful. Yeah, he is a good looking guy.
Now, wait, I got a point.
Do I need to pull up a picture
of ASAP Rocky pre-fame?
I've always liked guys
with long hair
and he had long hair
and kind of looked like a bitch
and I tend to like guys
that look like bitches.
I'm going to assume
he's always had that complexion
and always had those fabulous teeth.
Nah, nah, nah.
He looked real dusty.
Well, then that goes back to women are attracted to the money.
No, it goes back to my point.
It just contradicted everything y'all said.
This man that y'all, because I said, if y'all saw A$AP Rocky pre-fame on 125th and Linus,
y'all said, no, no, no, he's stupid fine.
He's stupid fine.
Where's his bone?
I would suck that nigga's dick. Y'all said that. I didn, no. He's stupefying. He's stupefying. Where he's going? I would suck that nigga's dick.
Y'all said that.
I didn't say I would suck his dick.
I said I would lick his teeth.
A$AP definitely had a swag about him then, but it wasn't as clean as now.
He's always had like an aura.
I thought you were tying in.
If we saw A$AP before, he was A$AP the rapper.
I thought you were tying in his career, not that he didn't look
aesthetically the same way.
Oh, if he didn't look
the way he looked now,
then it may not happen.
But if he always looked
the way he looks now.
That's most artists, though.
He's a gorgeous little creature.
You can't point out one artist
who's probably looking...
Well, he's a fashion icon now.
Yeah, but fuck the fashion.
I don't even think his fashion is it.
I wouldn't want my man
dancing like,
dressing like him.
But yeah, butt naked on a nice high
thread.
But he's always been very fashionably inclined.
He's not like a dude who just got famous and started to get into fashion.
He's a Harlem dude.
He's from Harlem.
So he's always been on to that, but when you got money, you can go ahead and live.
Which adds to another point.
Some people are stylish, and you don't need money to be stylish.
Some people make the most with what they have.
For sure.
But we're getting away from the point here.
The point here is a man being attracted to a woman with a fat ass,
like since this is me that we're talking about here,
I'll just throw myself in the pot here.
It's not that I have something against women who do not have a fat ass.
Sure.
You're just not fucking them.
Okay. I can't fuck them my
dick doesn't oblige well my pussy doesn't work with no yes it does no no no never seen it happen
mine does it's not bad and that's the problem call it a problem if you want i call it a solution get
your paper up no get your paper my paper. My paper's just fine.
You're just trying to get it not.
My paper's absolutely fine, but you're not going to be banking on this over here.
If you're in bed with a person trying to enjoy them physically, why are you even thinking
about the money?
Why is the money even coming to play?
No, no, no, no, no.
Because my house is built.
My money is good.
I'm not involving anyone else into my circle that isn't able to give me that.
Contribute to that lifestyle.
Sorry.
You're not going to live in my house. It's just what it is. All right, wait, wait. But let's stay me that. Contribute to that lifestyle. Sorry. You're not going to live in my house.
It's just what it is.
All right, wait, wait.
But let's stay right there.
Contribute to that lifestyle.
We don't have to get into specifics,
but I'm going to assume Rocky is not a millionaire.
I'm not.
So why does a man have to be a millionaire
to contribute to that lifestyle?
I didn't say millionaire.
I did not say millionaire.
I didn't say millionaire,
but I'm definitely saying if you're using,
I'm definitely saying if you're using- I'm definitely saying
if you're a man who's working
and all you could do
is afford to pay for your rent,
your lights,
your house groceries,
and then anything outside of that,
we're struggling together.
There's no trinkets and shit.
I'm sorry.
No, no, no.
Not going to be able to do it.
Also, again,
this was in the-
Nope, I'm not 21.
I'm not 21.
I'm in my upper 30s. I'm in my- Yes. No, I'm sorry. You're going to have to be able to do it. Also, again, this was in the past. Nope, I'm not 21. I'm not 20. I'm in my upper 30s.
I'm in my, yes.
No, I'm sorry.
You're going to have to be able
to afford the extra things
in life that women like.
I like gifts.
I like going to nice shows.
Bitch, go buy a gift.
I buy my own shit,
but I will be buying
Take your ass to a show.
I will be buying
myself a separate combo, though.
Are you also willing
to do that as well
for him?
No. I'm cooking
Oh nah
Nah nah nah
Get the fuck out of here
I'm cooking
Any man that wants me
To come out of pocket
For him
I'm thinking less than
No we talking
We talking about
You genuinely
Out of your heart
Wanting to do something nice
For him outside
Absolutely
I would love to do that
I've spent coin on a dude
If you walking down the street
And you see some You know some I've spent coin on a dude. If you're walking down the street and you see some, you know, some...
I've spent coin on a dude,
but I'm not that bitch
who's going to be going to a restaurant for dinner
and think we're going Dutch
or I'm picking up the bill.
I'm sorry.
We're not talking about that.
We're not talking about that.
That's what you guys were saying.
That's not what we were saying.
When I talk about broke,
that's when I talk...
When I talk about a man being broke
as a man who's sitting there at the table
hoping that I will pay that dinner that night that's not happening what are you talking about
who is this thank you maddie please yeah like she's just saying say that again
she's just saying like we're not going to be fucking a broke guy like we need to be able to
know that he's going to be able to take care of himself and be able to take care of our family
as well like i don't even get to the family i don't want him depending on me for it so she's
not saying he has to be a fucking millionaire to fuck him or whatever.
But he has to be okay.
But that's also a separate conversation from what we were talking about.
Because we're talking about the women that are the gold diggers versus the men that are there for the fat asses.
There are men that aren't there for the fat asses.
And there are women that aren't there for the guys that are millionaires.
What I'm saying is, if a guy brings himself to the table, he has his life put together.
And you have your life put together.
I have your life put together.
Perfect.
We'll make an even better life together.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
That's all we're saying, too.
So what's the problem?
I don't know how we got to that because that wasn't even the point.
She's saying.
I said I would not date a broke man.
Yeah, broke.
Broke.
That's what she's saying.
I never said a man who got his whole life together.
I said broke. Broke is what she's saying. I never said a man who got his whole life together. I said broke.
It's not happening.
We've talked to you before about your definition of a broke man, and you got a different definition of broke.
What's broke?
To me, broke is literally broke.
If you at least can take care of yourself.
If you have zero dollars, you're broke.
If you have a good job and your shit is actually right, you have a car, you're paying for your apartment, you can afford to go out to eat on the weekends, then we're good to go.
Because we can grow together
We can put that shit together and grow together
Ask Rocky what's her definition
My definition is slightly different
It ain't slightly shit
What is her definition?
I don't want to define
What do you know?
I don't want to define
Just that quickly we got quiet
And I'm just going to fucking speculate
Let's put it this way Me personally, for me I I'm just going to fucking speculate.
Okay, let's put it this way.
Me personally, for me, I'm not even going to involve the man.
For me, if all I'm bringing in, if my income only takes care of my roof over my head, my food, my gas, my carnal, and I have nothing else, no other coins to go on vacation, to go out and get a mani-pedi with my girlfriends, a spa day.
I'm broke because I'm working check to check to keep a roof over my head and put some food in my belly.
I'm broke.
So any man that's living the same way or less is broke.
And we don't need to be together.
You do not need to be fucking me. That is a different definition from what you've given before, but I can fuck with that definition.
I'm not mad at that definition.
But you have not said that before.
That's her politically correct.
No, the problem with me not defining broke
in the way that I spoke to you guys
is because I'm not adding all the luxury shit
that I like to be added on top.
Okay, but I'm not going that route
because I don't want to offend anyone out there
who's broke.
You're both at the table,
but my side is leaning.
Yeah.
Continue, Joey. All right. Next topic. broke you both at the table but my side is leaning yeah oh we spit all right next next let's let's move on from here so if you can't buy all the luxury shit you're broke
i'm saying that if you can't afford anything outside of your day-to-day if you can't go to
birkin no no no no birkin is is quite high Those bags are $40,000, $50,000.
Jesus.
Yeah.
Well, you can get a bag for $25,000 out of here.
A small 20-
Look at that.
A small 20-
No.
That's bad, man.
Who the hell?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Let's be clear.
Look, look, look.
So what?
I'm going to say it.
Just that fast.
Just that fast.
I'm going to say it.
That's right.
Men always get insulted by this.
Let me ask you a question.
My thing is, if you're going to spend $20,000, don't spend twenty thousand dollars on 20 milliliters small ass hermes bag
that my 12 year old daughter should be take that twenty thousand dollars and you get two bags at
chanel i'm just gonna teach you how to spend your money no or take that twenty thousand dollars and
go fucking put it down in the house he's the one that said go to hermes you're the one who said to
go to birkin well no i was trying to i is actually a product of Hermes, by the way.
When you said luxurious shit,
I was just trying to put a face on what luxurious shit might be.
Right, if that's what we're doing, luxurious shit.
But if we're talking about just maintaining a life
and building a life,
yes, take the $20,000 and get a house.
I'm not saying you
because I don't know your personal finances.
But you need to hold up more
because they're not giving loans out.
I don't like when women say certain shit like that who can't do it for themselves. That's my problem. I'm not saying you can't because I don't know your personal finances. But you need a whole lot more because they're not giving loans out. I don't like when women say certain shit like that who can't do it for themselves.
That's my problem.
I'm not saying you can't because I don't know.
But I'm saying when a woman has that outlook on shit, like a man got to be able to do this, got to do that.
My first thing is, yo, can you even do that for yourself?
And a lot of these chicks can't.
Most of the chicks can't.
Most of the chicks can't.
So it's like, why are we even having this conversation
No that's not true
Because there's a bunch of men that can
Wait time out
Yes you are Marissa
Because you're not dating
You're not dating a male man
You're not dating a nigga
That works at fucking
A grocery store
You're not doing it
So yes you are looking for that
Y'all don't want to combine households
No I'm just
They just don't want to admit
That this is what they fucking looking for
Y'all want to get a man
Who has a household
Hold on And then just add whatever you can add to it Men want to admit That this is what they fucking Y'all want to get a man Who has a household Hold on
And then just add
Whatever you can add to it
Men want to talk about
Combining households
When it's beneficial to them
But are we moving in
Am I getting
Are we splitting this house
I mean that's what you do
When you combine a household
How many of you dudes
Are combining households
I'm not doing that
Because I'm single
I'm saying
No you want to keep what's for you
And she keeps what's for her
And in that case
But that's why
Let's just round this off
Women who can't buy the
Birkin bags for themselves blah blah
blah don't want to deal with dudes who can't
buy then you guys shouldn't be worried
there's no reason to even have this conversation or even get upset
or offended about it there are several
men that will buy the Birkin bag
for the woman who can't do it
there should be no problem and I think that's what
half of fucking Twitter is it's a whole bunch of dudes
that can't buy the Birkin bag
Ranting about bitches
Who want to be with a dude
Who buys Birkin bags
Don't worry
They're not talking about you buddy
Exactly
Okay
But the woman can't buy
The Birkin bag either
That's fine
She wants a man who can
Right
And there are several
And there are guys that will
No
What happens is
Those same women
Will talk about the men
Who either can't or won't As if they're broke bum ass ladies.
And I have a problem with those bitches because why are you focusing on them?
Don't focus on the bums.
That's my problem.
You shouldn't focus on the chicks that are looking for that type of lifestyle.
I'm going to keep it all the way funky.
I'm not buying nobody no Birkin bag.
But see, here's the thing.
Here's the catch.
I'm not doing it.
You want to know what the catch is?
These same dudes who can't buy the Birkin bags and all this shit Are the same dudes that are sweating those types of bitches
The bitches who actually put the money into getting their ass done
And tits done
So that's why you're on
I'll give you a bit of that
That's why you're on the radar
Not you, I'm not saying you personally
What I'm saying is that's why these dudes are on the radar
And getting shit talked
Because these girls are putting in money to get their ass done
Their tits done
Their whole shit done
They're doing it for a reason
And a lot of those guys just want to mess with them
Because they want to be able to flaunt them around.
They want to flaunt them around.
They want to fuck.
So I'm sorry.
You want to fuck?
You want to do all that?
I did.
I put this money into me so that I can get a bigger fish and I put my rod out.
Yeah.
There's a price on that.
Boom.
I invested in myself.
Boom.
Like if they want to show you off and they want to be able to take the IG pics with you and flaunt you because they feel like they bagged a bad bitch, then yeah.
They should be a little luxury to come with that.
I'm with you on that.
So my thing is that-
But if you meet a genuine guy,
you can see the upside with him.
You can see that he's actually presenting
something more than just some financial
or household comfortability.
Y'all don't give these guys these opportunities.
That's a woman who's not looking for love
and there should be no conversation.
And they're all single.
And they may be okay with being single. It's not a bad love But then they're all single There should be no conversation And they're all single And they may be okay
With being single
It's not a bad thing
Single is not a bad thing
Those women
Are not particularly
Looking for love
And so there should be
No topic of conversation
I do agree that single
Was a bad thing
But when you get older
You start to realize
I enjoy
I'm cool
After this weekend
I'm over it
I enjoy being able
To roll over
I'm not rolling
Scratch my ass if I choose I'm not rolling with Rocky and Joyce, all of this shit.
Let me tell you something.
I can say, and I'm very, very honest.
Joey, you know that I'm an open book.
One thing about me is that I can clearly say that I have never, I've been alone, but I have never in my life been lonely.
You haven't been alone.
You've never had a moment where you didn't have that.
She's been with her child. She's been with her child. She ain't been alone. You've never had a moment where you didn't have that. She's been with her child.
Oh, oh, whatever.
She's been with her child.
She ain't been alone.
Okay, so I don't know what lonely is.
Oh, you're going to feel it in a minute.
That's what I'm saying.
It's so easy.
It's going to die.
Well, let me tell you.
I mean, let's just call it spade to spade.
You're going to feel it.
Rocky and whatever her romantic endeavors entail, they can be fucking, they can be scattered
all day long.
She's got her child at home
and her child is a man.
And I'm very proud of him.
He's going to college in two weeks.
Her child is going away to college.
This nigga ain't even left yet
and you've been going crazy
for like a month.
So you ain't been alone.
I'm going to keep it a bucket.
You haven't had to face
the fucking rigors
of being single in your life.
It's going to be the most
depressing time of your life.
You ain't had to face shit.
Oh, emptiness syndrome.
Don't do that. I'm very sensitive. I mean, it's shit. Oh, emptiness syndrome. Don't do that.
I'm very sensitive.
I mean, it's true.
What do you know?
No, not you, not miss.
I don't have a problem being single.
I could be alone.
And that's what you want to figure out,
my nigga.
I need a nigga.
You ain't bad.
You're really crying.
Just that fast.
Damn, Rocky tearing.
Just that fast.
Being single ain't all that fucking fun.
Yeah, I'm over it.
I really am.
Like, this weekend,
I sat at my house from Friday to today. I finally left my house for the first time. Oh, I wanted over it. I really am. Like, this weekend, I sat at my house from Friday to today.
I finally left my house
for the first time.
Oh, I wanted to talk
about my weekend.
And I was just like,
I mean, I enjoyed it
because, you know,
being an introvert,
sometimes you really
like that time alone.
But, like, after Saturday night came
and it had already been
like almost two days.
So, am I going to be a ho
in two weeks?
No.
I don't know.
That's, yeah.
It might happen.
Listen, I went to my best friend,
I was the best man
at my cousin's wedding.
I came back like,
nah, fuck it. I got to get a wife. Same. I was in the fucking wedding You got to see some shit. Sometimes, I went to my best friend. I was the best man at my cousin's wedding. I came back like, nah, fuck it.
I got to get a wife.
Same.
I was in the fucking wedding last year.
You got to see some shit.
Sometimes it's really black.
No, but I want to fucking go apple picking together.
And I want to fucking hang out with his family on the weekends.
And plan our little trip to the Catskills.
I am a big family person, so I'm going to feel it.
I want to have kids soon and make their fucking lunches.
Someone make her daughter's lunch.
She's always going to kick in.
Oh, God.
Now you're going to kick in the moment.
But I've been wanting this.
I've been wanting that.
No, no,
because you won't.
But I make poor decisions
to not invest in that.
And I think this is what
mine and Imani's
larger point was
is that I'm sure
somewhere,
whether women want
to admit it or not,
I'm sure that somewhere
deep down inside
you want to do
the cute shit.
I've been wanting that.
You do.
But you know that the other shit, the poor shit. I've been wanting that. You do. But you know that
the other shit,
the poor decisions
that I make,
the guys that I deal with,
in the back of my mind
I kind of know
that it's never really
going to go anywhere.
That's my point.
Fish Spot is not taking you
to a park to play catch.
Right.
I know that.
And I knew that going in
but I think I get excited
about how attractive
the person is
and just to have the fun with it
and then I kind of just,
you know,
I saw someone tweet last night
like good dick will fucking make you throw all your decisions out the window and it's true. So once it. And then I kind of just, you know, I saw someone tweet last night, like, good dick will fucking make you
throw all your decisions out the window.
And it's true.
So once you have that,
then you're like,
well, maybe he could change
or maybe he's going to fall so deep in love
that he's going to want to fucking go apple picking.
It'll even be good dick for y'all.
It'll be whatever it is.
It'll be the only options that you have at the moment.
I can take terrible dick and make it good.
It'll be whatever it is, though.
I know my body, baby.
So I know that those were poor decisions on my behalf
and it was never like, oh, I'm going to get with Fishbot.
I'm going to fucking get my Birkin bags.
It was never that thought process.
Oh, look, now, Madi wants to cry now.
No.
I mean, not cry.
That's you too strong.
But, like, I'm dead ass, like, get chose or die trying for fucking 2015.
See, I don't get chose.
I choose.
I know.
Can't settle, man.
No, I choose, too.
Women settle so quick.
My current. Y'all settle so quick because y'all option, which I really want, ain't there. I choose Can't settle man Women settle so quick My current
Y'all settle so quick
Cause y'all option
Which I really want
Ain't there
I text my best friend
I never settled
I don't settle
You ain't had to
Cause you got a boy in the house
Your whole life
Well we'll see
How about this
We will see
Stay tuned
To what Rocky's life
Will be like
When he leave
The 21st
On my birthday
The 18th
Damn
Give me a call
1,075.4 miles away
Damn
It's over for Rocky
Yeah it's over
Wait we don't
Everyone will pull through
No
I texted my best friend this weekend
Because this dude
I used to fuck with in high school
I was like
What do you think if I went on a date
With such and such
She was like
Bitch no
You're fucking desperate right now
Sit your ass in the house
I was like alright
See that's my thing
I'm settling at this point
Yeah
I'll be
Why are you settling Somebody go alone i live alone uh i don't have the woman that i
would probably want to slow down with i haven't met yet and i get horny at times and i like
you're still doing the same thing because because a lot of women that i'm settling with aren't women
who i would how is it wait where you said a lot of the women that I'm settling with aren't women who I wouldn't really even want to be fucking.
Wait, you said a lot of the women that I'm settling with.
How are you settling with a lot of women?
I'm settling for.
I'm not settling down.
I'm just...
Oh, settling for at the moment.
Settling for, not settling down.
I mean, so that's what happens with us.
Yeah.
Okay, so they're momentary moments.
I can't be in my house for a straight week
and at least not have at least some type of company
or go out or do something
See that's the thing
I'm okay
I really am okay with that
But you guys are blaming that
On the fact that I have a son
Who I absolutely adore
Watch what happens
Watch
But how many girls out here
Have kids
Plural
And need a man
In their bed constantly
That's true
Oh and I would like to
I would like to put a disclaimer
Any of the women
Who I have dealt with
Who's heard this just now,
I think you guys are great.
Like, you know, for real.
I'm not dissing y'all.
No, y'all are real.
Y'all know that y'all not really,
we don't really match.
Is there one in particular that you think
might have potential?
It's one girl who I would settle down with.
What's holding you back?
Monty's gonna cry. What the fuck is going on? That's not happening. That's not happening. But um, what's holding you back? Um Really money good this dude went to a single wedding his first wedding ever that he is attended to and he spoke about getting married
For an entire fucking weekend. So to the point that I wanted to punch him in the face
Beautiful I don't care
That's my first wedding
Weddings are beautiful
I was the best man
I had to be a part
Of every little function
Every part of it
I had to see my
The person who was wedding
It was my cousin
He pretty much kind of raised me
So then watching him
Get to that point
Isn't it beautiful?
That was the best
Shit I've ever been to
Okay so then settle down
What's wrong with this girl?
I want to like do that
We can do it with my girls
You just said you would
Settle down with her
So what's the problem
But there's some
Some discrepancy
There's gonna be some discrepancy
It's like what
I'm not gonna expose them
Cause then she gonna know
I'm talking about her
My bridal shower
I don't want her to know that
But if you go to a good wedding
If you go to a good wedding
You will feel like that
What the fuck is a good wedding
You know one that doesn't have
Like extra butterflies in the air
No just like a lot of love
And just a good
You have a good time And you just see all the love from the friends and the family.
Everyone's just so happy to be a part of it.
See, for me, every time I see a wedding, I'm always thinking about the countdown.
I got a dysfunctional family.
It's a bad one.
And that was the one time our family had a great time.
I'm not buying into the whole wedding marriage shit.
Shut up, Joe.
Shut up, Joe.
Yo, my nigga.
Just shut your filthy trap.
I mean, we not going to get into it here right this second.
Yo, can we get into the weekend?
What happened on the weekend?
What's the turn up?
Bum ass, corny shit.
So me, Imani, and Madi can stop crying.
All right, so the weekend.
Well, actually, speaking of the weekend, I love the weekend's album.
I do.
As an old weekend hater, I like to say that I love the album.
He sold almost 500,000 copies. It wasn't almost 500,000. It was 416,000. But that's amazing. It's the second biggest debut of the year that I love that album He sold almost 500 No Yeah almost 500,000 copies
It wasn't almost 500
It was 416
But that's amazing
It's the second biggest debut of the year
I get a cup of water here
Either way it's fucking amazing
But the Weekend
You can have this
The Weekend album is really phenomenal
I might have said that last week
On this podcast
I'm weird about using other people's cups
It's all I've been listening to
And it is great
Now when you listen to this album
It will make you want to go get a white bitch
That does some lines
I haven't done that Why are you get a white bitch that does some lines.
I haven't done that.
Why are you not a black bitch that does some lines?
I don't want my black girls doing lines.
I kind of been off black girls since I got stabbed.
Since 1972.
I would love to find a nice black girl. Since one of them stabbed me.
But my weekend was lit the entire time.
Friday, I went out.
We pre-gamed somewhere
Me and some friends
What does pre-gaming entail please?
It means going somewhere and taking pictures
Yeah that's exactly what it means
We went somewhere
We took some pictures
With great lighting
Yeah it was amazing
Was that when the squad joined you guys?
No
No
Chill chill
Chill my G We'll get there we'll get my g
like you beasting you was home my nigga i was home yeah don't worry about we was doing uh so we went
out we had some dinner we danced a little bit heard some really good music the dj was rocking
uh and then we left there and then we went to we went to house How many people was we? You and how many girls? It was me
One, two, three, four
It was five, six of us
Six girls
It started with five of us
And it ended with what?
Eight of us?
How many girls?
How many guys?
Including two of my besties
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Dog, dog, dog
It was four women
Four women and three guys
Okay, keep going
And then we went to the club Went to the club, bought a table.
I don't ever do that.
Oh, I got a question.
How much money did these women bring out with them?
Shout out to the litmus that you were on.
We wouldn't know because we paid for everything.
That's right.
Like a real nigga should.
Yeah, but I don't understand where women, if you're meeting a man that won't even pay
for the dinner that you're on, then
which solidifies
my point. I would not fuck
with a broke nigga and neither should anyone
Let's not go back there. That's the definition
of, that's broke.
Thank you, that's broke. No, my beef with you is
your definition of broke is not that.
It's not that. You just fall back on that because it's politically
correct. So off of that, so yeah
we had a great time.
We bought a table.
Liquor was flowing.
Drinks was flowing.
The girls was acting like fucking thots, which is always fun.
They were touching each other.
They were dancing on each other.
You being fake gay or gay gay?
Who cares?
Either way, they're losing it.
It was some gay moments. It looked great.
It looked great.
And then the table behind us was lit.
And me and E was fucking with dumb bitches.
We was kind of rocking that night.
We was kind of rocking this whole weekend.
The whole weekend we was rocking, I'm telling you.
So then the next night came.
It was like, hey, who are we to fuck tradition up?
Let's do it again.
Okay, so you did it again.
Same girl. So we did it again.
Listen, listen, listen, fam.
I need all the details.
Listen, I don't want to offend my political connects.
People don't need to hear all of the who's, what's, when's, why's.
Because though I am single, I still have plenty of women that lurk my Instagram page.
I just want to know if it's consecutive back to back.
Shoot texts out there.
You know, all the shit that Maddie does to Fishbot.
I have people that do that to me.
So the who's and the what's and the why's, that's not important.
But we went out and we pre-gamed again.
They hit a little pre-game
and we left one spot
and went to another spot
and went to Opus.
Had a table at Opus.
And I think it's really weird
to hear about Joey
in the club.
We was rocking my G.
Yo, we was rocking my G.
You know what I mean?
It was lit.
Tell us about your outfit.
Tell us about your attire Oh yeah yeah yeah
I was a goblin
I was a goblin
For the listeners
That's when I attempt
To look like Ghost from Power
But I can't really do it
So I'm Goblin
I'm like Ghost's little brother
Ghost to Jace
Yeah yeah yeah
Ghost
That nigga be dipped
Super dipped
Ghost be to the tens
To the Not even the none Actually I found The suit designer on Instagram Ghost, that nigga be dipped. Super dipped. Ghost be to the tens.
Actually, I found the suit design on Instagram.
And he said he liked my butt, by the way.
I hope he doesn't have a girl, but I'm not sure.
But he does. Shut your mouth.
Why does it matter?
That's the type of thing I got to say to be politically correct.
Hey, girl.
Hi.
Yeah, so we was lit again.
We was lit again on fucking Saturday and then Sunday came.
We were like, whoa, it's fucking rock.
And then we went to Marquis, got a table there.
Joe at Marquis and Opus.
Now, for the people that don't know me, I don't do clubs.
I don't go out.
And if I do go out.
If he does, he's weird in the corner.
If I do go out, I'm in a corner on my fucking phone.
I would have liked to take back Marquis.
Everything else was cool.
I wasn't really feeling it.
Well, Marquis is kind of over. Marquis wasn't really feeling it But Marquee is kind of over
Marquee wasn't for me
I think Marquee is a Monday thing
For cokeheads
By the way
Yeah but Marquee
That was supposed to be
Their hip hop party
Okay
I mean that's what
Was supposed to be happening
That the VIP room
Promoters
Were supposed to be
Doing Marquee
And it just didn't look like that
I didn't like the set up
Apparently they renovated
Marquee a few years ago
See that's how much
I wouldn't know
I don't club Okay so you were turned up like the setup. Apparently, they renovated Marquee a few years ago. See, that's how much I wouldn't know.
I don't club.
Okay, so you were turned up for the entire weekend.
You were lit.
But the whole weekend, it was great.
We had a blast.
And you're still claiming to be abstinent.
All of these tables and bottle popping, and you didn't.
Yeah, that's what I'm claiming.
Okay.
Yeah.
All right.
I am.
Lies and deception.
Look at Imani.
Imani's facial expression Is saying
Listen I'm not saying
I don't know
What this nigga's doing
Yeah I mean
How would he know
I know I was trying
I mean
Which I did
Huh
I was packing my son's stuff
Up to go to college
That's good
The university by the way
I'm proud of myself
That's a good thing
Back to you guys
So you were washed
The whole weekend
Marissa was washed
Happily washed And me and Imani Were definitely lit What's today the way I'm proud of myself. That's a good thing. But back to you guys. So you were washed the whole weekend. Marissa was washed the whole weekend.
Happily washed.
And me and Imani
were definitely lit.
What's today?
I might have to hit
the streets tonight.
Tuesday.
I don't know.
You've been on a roll
lately with this lit situation.
Because you know what it is?
Ever since I hit 35, right?
You've been trying
to get your groove back?
Let me tell you.
We did the podcast
with Jules.
And then I spent
the entire day with Jules.
I was there and you were exhausted by the end of the night.
I was dead.
By 8 o'clock, 8.30.
Jules is 25
and she had the energy
of a 25-year-old. I almost thought
that she was on Adderall.
She had the energy of a 12-year-old on Adderall and Coke.
So I looked at Jules and I was like,
man, this bitch is moving around
and I am exhausted.
I am super tired,
which means this is not something
I genuinely,
I mean, I typically do.
So I looked at Jules.
That was my one point of reference.
Then I looked at my mom
and my mom runs around like that too.
Shout out to this fanny.
She's everywhere.
You got, you know, she's,
I won't give her age out
because she'll kill me,
but she's older
and she's on some shit like, age out Cause she'll kill me But she's She's older
And she's on some shit like
Listen you have one life to live
Tomorrow's not promised
I'm going to live
Every day
My mom's
And my mom runs around like that
She does
With her crew too
Mom's got a squad
Every time
Your mom is the fucking truth
I get a tweet every day
Oh Joe Bud Mom is here
Joe Bud Mom is there
I be home like
Speaking of moms
She showed up at your last party She liked a pair of boots That I had on And she was. Oh, Joe Bud Mama's here. Joe Bud Mama's there. I be home like, God damn it. Speaking of moms, when she showed up at your last party, she liked a pair of boots that
I had on.
And she was like, oh, Rocky, I like those boots.
How much?
She had no problem asking me how much my boots were.
So I was like, $2,700.
She was like, I know those was a gift.
And I said, well, you know it like a post.
She said, that's right.
That's how you're supposed to do it.
So don't be mad at the things that I say, Joey.
Even your mama agrees with me.
Shout out to Miss Fanny.
I love you and adore you.
But outside of that.
But when I looked at Jules, who was younger, running around like that, and my mom, who
was older, running around like that, and me hitting 35.
And me being expired in the car waiting to die.
Let me just run around a little bit.
Yeah, you got to enjoy that.
Let's get out there sometimes.
I mean, there's nothing wrong with that.
I typically go to one spot, and that's just where I am, because that's how I'm trained.
When I like something, I like it.
I like Pepsi, I got to drink 30 Pepsis.
Like milk, got to drink five gallons of milk.
I like one spot, I got to be there every single day.
I hate being done the same way.
I like one vagina, I'm going to fuck that vagina.
That's kind of OCD, and that just goes back to your...
He's an obsessive personality, in the same way, yeah.
Yeah, whatever.
People, like even friends, like you want to hang out with them every day.
Joey's like, let's go get ice cream He comes back with
20 pints of fucking
Haagen Dazs
Yeah me
Yeah I'm just
I'm a bulk guy
I do things
I do things in bulk
So now you're gonna be
Lit in bulk
Um
I'm gonna be out more
That's good
I mean I have a car
I have money
Okay
Ow
You got extra coins to spend
No I mean
I got a car
And I got money
I will say
It is a little better time out
When
This nigga's a little
More turned up
And when the dude has
A good car
Cause typically
Whenever we go
I'm gonna be turned up
Whether he turned up or not
But the time is better
Why do you stay turned up?
Cause
What his mom's saying is right
You don't know
What's gonna happen
Yeah like Again You don't know What's going to happen Yeah like again
You don't know
You got to have fun
If I'm out
I want to have fun
When I'm out with people
I like to enjoy the people
I don't want to be
On my own
It's just different for Joey
Because his version
Which is very similar
My version of what I consider fun
Is sitting out on a deck
Listening to really good music
I think that's fun too
And conversing with your friends
But if we're going to hit the club
And we're going to have to be
Around people
I don't find club fun personally And I never thought Of be around people. I don't find a club fun personally.
And I never thought of Joey to like it.
I don't either.
So what's the difference now?
But music is fun.
Okay.
Dancing with your friends is fun.
Are they playing good music in the club?
Yeah.
Yeah.
See, now I wouldn't want to live in a club.
I don't get that.
If I go to fucking Griffin tonight, I'm sure to see 40 people that I saw in Griffin seven years ago.
Right, right, right.
I don't think living
somewhere is dope or fun but and like you i enjoy the the calm and the serenity of just sitting
somewhere good conversation some candles some good music just a vibe like lounging chilling but
yeah but when you go go sometimes i'm about to be turned up with y'all too that could be great
real soon you just wait That could be great
But going out
Meeting new people
Dancing
Turning up
Let me tell you
On Saturday night
And I was talking to Johnny
About this
Shout out to Johnny
We was so turned up
In the spot
Like we was fucking with
We was fucking with
The women at the table next to us
That wasn't so attractive
Yeah
Like
Oh we was at a
Yeah
Lucky you girl
Lucky girl
And they were cool
No I'm just saying
No they were cool
We had a blast doing that
Like it's not always about
Talking to the girl
That you want to fuck
Or trying to dance with the girl
That is attractive
Well that's
I appreciate this
This is growth
You hit 35
And you're showing some growth
Word
Yeah not to be negative Nancy
But I mean
But we both
Hold on hold on Chase was 31 when he died.
We've done that.
We've done that before.
We've hung out with people
and even if we were
aware and attracted
and not have fun with them
and chopped it up
and chill.
It's not,
it's not,
it's not maybe a usual thing,
but it's done.
Okay, good.
Now that I'm just hearing
that you guys appreciated
the time,
I'm applauding you guys
for evolving in that way.
Is there an album update, Joey?
I mean, there's really not much.
Oh, the video came out today.
The video came out.
The video for Broke is out.
If you haven't seen it, go look at it.
You can catch it on YouTube, catch it on Vivo.
It's a real good video.
It's getting really good feedback.
Who's the girl and the guy?
I don't know their fucking names.
It was one girl, I think.
I don't know if you knew them She's Colombian
I thought she was Russian at first
But she's an actress from out here
And other dudes
What's our time clock on this?
I think your album release day
Might have two other people
That I'm really cool with
And it's pretty crazy
65
Let's take it to 69
Well we did all of this talking
And that's actually pretty good
I didn't know we were that far in
But football season
I cannot wait for football season
Pretty much not here for it
You're not here for football season
Unless I get a man and then I'll be all team whatever
Let me tell you something
Outside of the women who like
Just like sports
Women watch football Just like men go to the strip clubs.
I mean, you watch it for all of the glorious testosterone
and those butt cheeks and those tight little pants
and the body just,
there's a lot that goes on in that football field.
So I don't understand how any woman
wouldn't like to watch football.
I mean, I'm going to sit with my man like,
yes, babe, go, go team,
go.
Football is my favorite sport.
Amani is a Chargers fan.
Yeah,
and I might not be that
Chargers?
Right?
Listen,
when I started watching sports,
I was in LA.
I'm going to still go for the Eagles.
I'm a Lakers fan.
I'm a Dodgers fan.
I'm a Chargers fan.
I'm hoping that we go ahead
and get thrown over to LA.
I don't want to be in San Diego anymore.
Go Giants,
by the way.
Go Giants.
But,
but, but, but, listen, I do, I do, as a New Yorker, I do feel like all New York
teams should be good.
Like, I want the Knicks to be good.
I used to be a super uber Knicks fan, I'm not going to lie, and for the first time in
my life, I've actually transitioned Joey, don't be upset at me, but the last three years
now, I've been a Spurs fan.
Wait, are the Raiders, are the Raiders in football? That's not bad, though. Oh, the last three years that they I've been a Spurs fan. Wait, are the Raiders
in football?
That's not bad, though.
Oh, the last three years
that they were in the finals?
Are the Raiders football?
No, no, no, no, no.
The last three years
that I've actually really
let go of my haterism.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Hold on, hold on.
Holy shit.
I know, I know.
It seems a little wishy-washy
and bandwagon-ish.
I was a Knicks fan,
but the last three years,
two of which the Spurs
went to the finals,
yeah, I've been
fucking with them.
Let's be clear.
They've always been my secondary.
Nobody has a secondary.
Nobody has like a second favorite team.
No.
I tried to get one, but I don't know how to pick one.
I have teams I like.
Like, I like the Lakers.
Okay.
I don't know why.
For me, I would have to like.
If I have to pick, I would pick the Spurs.
Well, here's the thing.
I didn't drop the Knicks.
The Knicks dropped me.
They've been doing really shit.
All right, but we're not talking about basketball right now. It's not basketball. I'm here for the Eagles and the Knicks dropped me They've been doing Really shit Alright but we're not Talking about basketball
Right now
It's not basketball
It's football
I'm here for the Eagles
And the Raiders
Let's go Raiders
Let's go Eagles
I'm here for the tight asses
And tight pants on the field
Way to go
And Raiders are LA
Is that what that is?
Oakland
Oakland, right
Okay, same shit
We now have football
Three nights out of the week
Tomorrow's game is
New England versus Pittsburgh
Which should be a really good
game because pittsburgh can score the ball their defense is horrible and i think and brady's back
and i think the nfl made a mistake and pissed tom brady off a little too early like last season he
was playing like shit and then the kansas city chiefs beat his ass and then he tore everybody up
now he's been he's been mad I think New England
Is going to spank this shit
Out of him
Brady's G'd up
I like him
I think so
Who are your tops
As far as quarterbacks
Please don't say Romo
Please don't say Romo
Well I said a few
What you mean
In the league right now
Oh you're not
All time
In the league right now
Well I said a few weeks ago
That well Aaron Rodgers
Of course
Okay
I can never not say um Tom Brady
and Peyton Manning you have to you have to say Drew Brees I think Andrew Luck is amazing um
and after that everybody's just fighting for position I like him to win I like him is Russell
gonna move up on I like that's it for the tier The top tier Is Them
Those guys
Brady
Manning
Breeze
Rogers
Luck
And then you have that next tier
Where Phillip Rivers is in there
Fucking
Flacco
Phillip is there
He's up there
Don't
Actually this year
I want to do the fantasy football thing
But I'm going to cheat
I'm going to find somebody
Who really knows the game
And follow them Beautiful segue to do the fantasy football thing, but I'm going to cheat. I'm going to find somebody who really knows the game and follow them.
Beautiful segue.
Well, speaking of fantasy football, opening week of the NFL regular season.
It's your last chance to join FanDuel before opening weekend.
Some of you are familiar with FanDuel because I was promoting this last year,
and I was playing it last year, and they gave out a lot of money.
But that's it.
Really, FanDuel is the leader in one-week fantasy football
with more winners and more payouts than any other site.
They're paying out over $75 million a week.
That's a big number.
Ooh, we should make our own team.
How much?
What?
What?
Can we make a team?
Can we make a team?
FanDuel's amazing.
They're paying out over $75 million a week this football season.
I'm getting in.
And I have a great go-to person to find out who's
winning. Well, if you want to do it, it's real easy. Building a team is real simple. Just pick
your players, stay under the salary cap, and sit back on Sunday and watch your team win. Entry
fees start at just $1. Anybody can play. I played last year. I have a few dollars. I played last
year. I know a few other people that played last year, and they actually won. And they do pay out.
I didn't play last year.
I'm playing this year. The good thing about
it is you don't have to
stick with your team.
Normally in fantasy football, you pick a team and that's your team
for the entire year. I don't think
that's the case in FanDuel.
It's a week-to-week thing, maybe?
I'm going with the Raiders and we're going to fucking take it home.
It's players.
I got an ace in the hole.
I think I might get rich over this fantasy football.
Anyone that I would know on the Raiders?
I don't know.
What's the site again?
Spell it out.
Fan?
Yeah, you can go to fanduel.com.
That's F-A-N-D-U-E-L.com.
Click on the microphone in the upper left right hand.
I mean, the upper left.
The upper right hand corner and use my code.
No, I'm not giving you my code.
Nicole, man.
What's the code?
They got to get the code.
Get your own damn code.
All right, I guess I'll give you the code.
You can go to Fanduel.com forward slash Joe Budden.
That's J-O-E-B-U-D-D-E-N.
And if that's too complicated for you,
you can also go to Fanduel.com slash button.
Without the joke.
Both are codes.
I'm such a nice guy.
It's a $5 entry fee.
First place wins $150.
And top 40 teams, that's right, top 40 teams all get paid.
But the rooms fill up really fast, and there's only room for 220 teams.
So you might want to do that, like, immediately.
Quickly.
Well, since we're still on the topic of sports,
this weekend is the big fight between Floyd Money Mayweather and Burt.
Ah, shut your filthy trap.
I'm not done yet.
I think it's going to be good though.
Well, here's the thing.
And my ass.
First of all, I actually, this is the first time that I'm not at training camp,
which I'm feeling some kind of way because I was there for the last three training camps.
You ain't need that ass, no.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
I'm on deck
and I'm on call at all times.
What I'm saying is
is right now
I'm transitioning
and sending my son
off to college
so I'm taking care of that.
Makes sense.
However,
I kind of been off of like
following who this Birdo guy is
because I've been listening
to media saying,
eh, it's not that kind of fight
and I don't know why
I let that happen.
So this very last week
or two weeks or so
I've been researching Birdo and watching his films. I it let that happen so this very last week or two weeks or so I've been researching
Berto and watching his films
I'm going to say
that this is going to be
a fucking amazing fight
Styles make fight
and I think it's going
to be good
I think it's going to be good
and I'm proud
and I'm happy
that Floyd
Money Mayweather
picked Berto
because I think
this is actually
going to be one of the
best fights that he had
in a few years
I think he could have
picked Amer Khan I think Amer could have picked Amir Khan.
I think Amir Khan would have probably been a better fight.
I mean, a better fight for who?
For you?
Viewer-wise.
Why?
What's a better fight to see Floyd possibly lose?
Is that what people are asking for?
I like the idea of him being able to go undefeated.
I never want him to.
If he can go undefeated, please do.
Which he will, 49-0.
But I would like to see the best fight possible.
Okay.
I'm still rooting for Mayweather to win,
but I still want to see the best fight possible.
I think Amir Khan would have been a better fight.
I think Timothy Bradley would have been a better fight.
And these are people who you think will be a better fight
or who you think may possibly take the belt from?
I don't think anyone's going to take the belt
that's right Amani
what's your stance
Joey? Well now Berto
I agree with Amani nobody really wants
to see this fight. Have you
looked at Berto's videos
have you seen him fight? He's a good fighter
but Styles may fight. He shouldn't be fighting me
he ain't ready for me. I mean I do appreciate the
fact that he's giving a black guy a chance.
I absolutely love that.
I do appreciate that.
But outside of that, I mean, I'm just going to call a spade a spade here.
He's fighting Birdo for his 49th win.
Nobody believes that he's retiring after that,
even though that's what he keeps saying.
He's going to come back and get a huge payday
because he's from the money team.
What are you getting on this fight?
I do know Floyd Mayweather personally,
and I can say that he is tired.
He's been in this...
He's tired of money?
No, he'll never be tired of money.
But there's other ways to get money.
He's got enough, though.
There's no other way for him to get as much money
as he will make on his 50th fight.
Well, he's very conscious of his health.
He doesn't want to leave this thing punch drunk.
He has a family that he has to take care of.
He don't get hit.
He seems pretty good.
How does he, what punch drunk?
He don't get hit.
I watch all of the, what are those things?
Sparring?
What?
He has those docu-series.
The All Access.
I watch all those that he did.
And he'll say it, like, the game of boxing is to hit without being hit.
And he rarely gets hit.
So I don't see, you know.
But it's a lot of wear and tear on the body.
We're talking about the same guy that fucking goes to the club right after a fight.
Yeah, he does.
He's so freaking fabulous.
He cool.
I mean, I just don't.
I'm going to say, I don't think everyone should just say, oh, he's not going to retire.
It's possible.
It is very possible.
I think it's possible.
But I do think if they come with a big enough payday, he'll jump right back in and fight whoever. Like, he's not going to retire. It's possible. It is very possible. I think it's possible, but I do think if they come
with a big enough payday,
he'll jump right back in
and fight whoever,
like whoever it is at that moment.
I think someone's going to offer him
$200 million for his 50th.
So on one hand,
you say you don't think he's going to
do what he's worried about his health,
yo, his body.
Well, 50th.
One more fight after this,
I think that's...
Well, that's what everybody thinks.
But then my thing is this
Everybody thinks that
Who do you fight?
I don't want to see Pacquiao again
I don't want to see
See the thing is
With him being outside
Of his contract
After this fight
I think
The choice is going to be
Up to whoever's paying
That nigga got out
Of his contract quick
That nigga ran through
These fights boy
Yeah
I would like to see
I don't want to see it
In Vegas though
I want to see like in Vegas, though.
I want to see something like a... In Dubai.
In Dubai.
Like him, Americana,
in Dubai,
or him in...
So that fight's coming up September 12th,
all money on Money Mayweather
and the TMT camp.
Well, God bless him.
Good for him.
I got a show in Pittsburgh on Saturday.
Are you driving or flying? I'm driving to Pittsburgh. I want to come. Wait, I got something show in Pittsburgh on Saturday are you driving or flying?
I'm driving to Pittsburgh
I want to come
wait
I got something to do
chill
might not be no room
cause we going mad bitches
we going to have a bitch
and all the bitches
going to fire
oh god
they got fire
you're not touching any of them
I have a house warming
on Saturday
nah but they still need
that fire
they need that fire
that pepper ground
on deck no but i really want to go fuck you gotta do it
what did she just say she wants to go fuck no i said i really want to go fuck we can't we can't
we can't we can't end uh end the podcast without acknowledging the great the greatness that
happened this past week. Which was?
That black dude
remixing the next song.
Why you fucking lying?
Hey.
Why you always lying?
Oh my God.
Stop fucking lying.
That really is greatness.
That might be one of the greatest
viral videos ever.
I did hear it at the clubhouse
and I was like,
oh shit, this goes.
They play that at every club now.
I've heard that shit
at every club
that I've been to since.
Definitely.
They got a hit.
Or for some old hit.
Actually,
I want that as a ringtone
so if they haven't made
any money off of that
just yet,
somebody needs to do that.
I'm pretty sure
it's a ringtone already.
I have some more.
I just want to know
why there's a toilet
outside in that video.
That's the only thing
that question I have
that has not been answered.
I haven't seen the video.
There's a toilet
There's a toilet sitting outside
And I just want to know
Why it's there
But outside of that
Yeah
We're good
Shout out to whoever that is
Everybody have a great
Football weekend
Fight night Saturday
Yeah fight night Saturday
Have a great
I bet the views
For this fight
Are even down
Cause like
I got a show
And I'm not even
I'm not even trying
To watch the fight
I don't hear anyone
Talking about it Birdo and fucking We a week out And nobody's talking About this fight are even down. Because I got a show and I'm not even trying to watch the fight. I don't hear anyone talking about it.
Birdo and fucking...
We a weak out
and nobody's talking
about this fight.
But it's perfectly fine.
Rocky's caping right now.
All day.
One time for Money Man.
I tell you,
Rocky's money team.
And I think that's a big reason
why he won't retire.
He won't end
with that type of a thing
attached to his legacy.
Yeah, with Birdo,
nobody give a fuck about this fight.
He doesn't give a fuck.
He's getting his money.
Oh, now he wants the money.
Anyway, we're getting
the fuck out of here.
It was great.
Rory will be back
next weekend.
We miss you, Rory.
I mean, not next weekend,
but next week.
Imani and Rocky,
I mean, not Imani.
No, Imani will not be here.
Imani may not be here.
Madi and Rocky,
the body,
well, Rocky might not
be here either,
but we'll see.
I'll be here.
I don't know why
Rocky is still here, actually.
She hits me every Monday
and says, hey, no, it was Tuesday morning. Hey, yo. And I'm like, be here I don't know why Rocky is still here actually she hits me every Monday and says hey
no it was Tuesday morning
hey yo
and I'm like
oh I ain't smoked a Rocky
in two years
here she is again
that's how this works
and we're out
peace