The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 32
Episode Date: September 25, 2015Apologies on the delay! I also ask if you can please take the time to donate, any amount helps, thanks! https://www.gofundme.com/Devon-Theo/...
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Are we rolling?
I want to mention another one too.
We're rolling, Marissa.
Well, rolling, I don't know.
I don't have anything back to say.
Alright!
We are officially
late as a motherfucker.
We absolutely are. We are late, but it's okay.
It's okay to be late sometimes.
Can we say how Rory's drinking a beer right now?
It's the night show. It is.
It's not our typical midday podcast. It's nuts. Yeah, Rory's drinking a beer right now? It's the night show. It is. It's not our typical midday podcast.
It's nuts.
Yeah, Rory's got a Heineken, one Heineken.
A single Heineken.
Singular.
So I don't know how lit we are because Rory has a Heineken.
I may have more in the bag.
And knowing if your name is Rory, and it is,
you probably definitely do have more Heinekens in the bag.
We're doing things a tad bit different this week.
Normally, we record the podcast in the afternoon.
Rory takes a break from work.
Marissa takes a break from thotting.
What?
Allegedly, me taking a break from work.
I never know where Marissa's coming from.
She just pops up off the train and then walks away into the mist.
So we're here in the nighttime now.
So Rory's off of work, I'm assuming.
I am.
Or you quit your job, one or the other.
Or got fired.
Yeah.
And Marissa's coming from wherever she's coming from.
Parks is here, but he's not staying because he has a session.
He has to go engineer some shit.
That's what engineers do.
And we couldn't release
the podcast uh on our normal day because i was out of town and the last time that happened the
last time joe button was out of town and i let the prisoners run the asylum we held the fuck down b
nah you didn't wasn't quite shawshank Redemption, but it was okay.
It was pretty bad.
So we just decided to wait until I was able to do it, which is today.
I was away doing a few shows with my contemporary, Slaughterhouse.
We went to Boston.
We did Connecticut.
So my voice is a bit raspy today.
I didn't have any voice yesterday.
And my ear, this is like a really weird problem.
My ear, it won't unpop.
Like, my left ear, I can't really hear shit.
From the show, I assume?
No, not even from the fucking show. I took a nap on the way to fucking Connecticut.
And when I woke up, my ear was done off.
And I've tried everything.
Does it hurt?
No, it doesn't hurt.
I just can't hear shit.
I'm about to see if I have an ear infection.
Oh, my God.
I had to get my ear packed one time.
I've woken up, and my ear couldn't hear shit, and then it started hurting.
Well, it doesn't hurt, so maybe it's not an infection.
But, I mean, I've tried alcohol.
I've tried sea breeze.
I've tried water, Q-tips, fucking.
I've tried everything, and my ear is just like that.
But whatever.
I'm here because I'm dedicated to the show.
And I feel like there's so much to discuss.
If we would have done this shit the other day when we were supposed to, shit was going to be lit.
I'm a bit more mellowed out now.
So it won't be lit.
But we can still discuss some things.
The Pope is in town.
It's lit.
Mad red wine.
Blessed.
With all due respect.
Hashtag blessed.
With all due respect to the Pope.
Get the fuck out of New York, man What does he like do when he's here, really?
He just popes
You know what's so great about Twitter?
You finally see everyone's actual feelings are similar to yours
Yeah, man
Because the Pope's been in town before
Not this particular Pope
But the Pope has been in New York
And you never saw how angry people really were And now you can scroll down your timeline and see that you too may go to hell
because you care more about traffic than you do the chosen one i'm really ignorant uh in this area
what does the pope do man i mean like i don't know he makes makes $200 million a year, though, so whatever. $200 million?
I actually saw Parks tweet that.
Was there a fact check on that?
No, but I mean, it's on the timeline.
It's true.
We don't fact check on this show.
Wait, the Pope makes that much money from poping?
Does he have to make decisions on things?
What does he?
I don't know.
I'm trying to find out, though.
People just believe in him, and he is he? I don't know. I'm trying to find out, though. People just, like, believe in him, and he wears white.
Yeah.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah.
It works for me.
It's a sweet gig, man.
I'm ashamed of myself for being 35 years old and really not knowing what the Pope does exactly.
He's the Catholic president.
He just shows up, and, you know, he waves, he kisses babies, and he's moving.
Oh, yeah, then why the fuck did he land in Kennedy Airport?
If you're so fucking awesome, Pope man.
Would you want to go to LaGuardia?
Where's your jet?
Where's your PJ?
Kanye has a PJ.
No, I'm going to go to hell, so I'm going to stop talking about the Pope.
I mean, I think it was before this.
I was going to hell.
But I do want the Pope to leave town.
I was going to take the ferry in
because I was worried about traffic
with the Pope being in town.
And, you know,
contrary to everything that I thought,
there's no cars at all on the street.
They probably all have the same mindset.
Today is the best traffic day of the year.
The Pope got us shook.
Really?
No, it's wonderful.
Wait, are you going home after this?
Yo, figure out your fucking plans
after the podcast
I didn't want to like go alone
Oh now you want to get in the car
No well
Marissa's been really
I have my bike with me
Marissa's been really introverted
You ride your bike to Jersey?
I have but
I'm better now
I'm gonna start going out
I'm gonna go to Hennypalooza
It's lit
Yeah I'm gonna go
I'm going to Atlanta in two weeks
Rory's been all over the place
With Hennypalooza
I'm on tour
Yeah you've been on tour.
Is it a world tour or your girl's tour?
With Muhammad, my man.
Two generation gaps.
Madi, do you know what his reference was from?
I was too busy patting myself on the back with mine.
I didn't even hear his reference.
No, she doesn't know.
With Muhammad, my man.
I'm not on an award tour.
All right.
Well, okay, you're not.
All right, so the Pope is in town, and hopefully he leaves soon.
I think he's going to Philly.
I'll be really happy about that.
My mother actually won a lottery because she's a super, super Irish Catholic.
She's a super Pope fan?
She entered a raffle to get onto the Philly train because they're shutting down the trains into Philly.
So she won a raffle for a train ticket And she's going to Philadelphia By herself On Saturday
Damn your mom's a post groupie
Yeah
Word bro
With all due respect
Yo I gotta see this
He's on Madison right now
I gotta go see this guy
With all due respect
To Rory's mom
That is some real loser shit
Your mom is a super loser
And I see where you get it from
Oh thanks bro
My mom couldn't give a fuck less
About that shit.
Yeah, mine either.
But what else happened this week?
I feel like a lot of interesting things happened this week.
Oh, that's what it was going to be lit about.
Drake.
Drake and Future.
It was lit.
Was it lit?
Is it lit?
It was lit.
It's like Hypebeast lit.
Well, no.
What's going to happen when the smoke settles?
I'm rewinding.
I think the smoke is settled but i'm rewinding to uh the lead up and the build up to when nobody knew there was officially
a tape coming out there were just some rumors and some tweets and you had the two hottest artists
um with the exception of fetty wap because i think fetty has had the best year in hip-hop
we gotta predict those numbers I listened to his album
today
I love it
lit
I really like it
wait huh
I listened to his album
wait wait
we gotta give that
it's own segment
so you have
Drake and Future
the two hottest artists
in the game
and they are
coming together
they did a tour together
and they were coming
together to put
a mixtape out
or an album
or nowadays
mixtapes are albums
because we sell them
shit on iTunes and that's the end of that
and you knew it was going to sell but you didn't
quite know what it was going to sound like but you just
knew that it would be full of nothing but Dylon
right?
so then the tape came out
and
it was more Chopper than Dylon
good one there
that was good
now I want to preface all of this with
Shout out to Chopper
I am a part of
He follows me on Twitter
I am a very active member of
The Drake Hive
And the Future Hive
So I just want to say that
To my fellow Drake
And Future Hivers out there
I'm Drake Hive
I wouldn't say I was Future Hive
I'm neither
Same
Same
No Mark
You know what it is
It's gotta be a certain setting For you to be Future Hive That's high. I'm neither. Same, same, same. No, Mark. You know what it is?
It's got to be a certain setting for you to be future high.
That's true.
Like, I'm not future high when I'm home or in my car or I'm alone or I'm just chilling.
Like, I'm not future high.
But when it's time to get lit, I'm future high.
I'm down.
March Madness sold me.
I didn't like Tate.
Yeah.
I didn't like it. I like plastic bags.
That makes stripping sound like it's the most noble occupation ever.
I do like plastic bags.
And I'm tired of that.
I'm tired of that, too.
I'm tired of people fucking.
I'm tired of us fucking raising the self-esteem of these fucking strippers.
I'm tired of it.
This tape is not for you, then.
Well,
ironically, the entire tape, this is what I thought.
Somebody has to say it. I may get some backlash here,
but whatever. I'm not new to backlash.
I thought that the entire
tape sounded like a bunch of future
songs that didn't make Dirty Sprite 2.
Yeah, throw some Drake verses down
there. Think of a name over a
text group chat. this was definitely future
featuring drake this was not drake in future in my opinion and and again i've said this before
this tape came out and i will say it again i want somebody to kill trapper drake i want trapper
drake to die i don't know if that's selfish of me because i just love when he is himself well
hopefully he takes notes because if you saw on your timeline everyone loved 30 for 30 the most
ironically the two best songs on the tape are 30 for 30 and the songs where they don't feature
each other yeah where future is allowed to be future without drake because i don't want to hear drake be future i want to hear future be future and i don't want and future can't do what
drake does so 30 for 30 you know and that's and i thought about that i said now why isn't there
more of a drake sound on this tape but clearly future can't do what great does future definitely
just came out of album mode so he has plenty in the stash. And they were together.
They spent a bunch of time together.
But I mean, even listening, I don't know if anyone else pays attention to detail this way,
but if you listen to the way that the songs are arranged and even the ad-libs,
there's not one time where there are multiple ad-libs or you hear both of them.
You can tell that these songs were sent somewhere,
ad-libs or you hear both of them.
You can tell that these songs were sent somewhere and it was
just a real quick money grab
thrown together by two of the hottest
niggas in the game and I just
want to kill Trapper Drake.
I will be very disappointed
if Views from the 6th is
Trapper Drake.
I don't think it will be.
I think Views from the 6th is going to be
more of the
past Drake. I think hes from the 6th is going to be more of the past Drake.
I think he wants to play with this sound,
and he knows that that's what he's supposed to be,
but he wants to play with this sound,
so he's doing these throwaway quote-unquote mixtapes
to let people know, well, this isn't me taking it serious.
I'm just putting this out.
I think that Drake,
I think when you are as accomplished as Drake is
and at the level that he is,
I think he's sitting there saying to himself, because I asked myself, what is the point of Drake doing this tape?
I think that he is trying to figure out a way to expand his brand and his audience.
I respect that.
So you tap in the trap.
I mean, he's the greatest now and he did a tape with the hottest.
Yeah, I could respect that.
Yeah, but you gave me
two Trapper Drake tapes in a row.
I was talking this
Kill Trapper Drake shit when...
I know.
We discussed it.
Yeah, yeah.
This is not new for me.
I've been on this.
Or you know what it is?
I think me and you
were the only two people
that first week that were like,
this tape ain't that good.
Yeah, yeah.
And I was there with it.
Yeah, yeah. Parks was there too. But you know... know it was all-star weekend wasn't it yeah yeah yeah and we were do you guys hear the
wind funnel yes it's not that big of a deal um but there is a way that i think drake can do it
like uh by company with travis scott i love that record that was one of the few that i like i like that record too the latter part of that album i prefer uh the you and the six uh jungle company uh mama uh
6 p.m in new york the latter part of that album was really good speaking of 6 p.m in new york
30 for 30 which people are already saying is like one of those.
Yeah, I like that.
Let's address this song a bit.
We should.
That guy, Drake, man, his confidence is through the roof.
As it should be.
At the moment.
And no, but I can see, and again, maybe I just overanalyze And pay too much attention To shit I can kinda see
The difference
In
Uh
Light it up
Drake
To
Pound cake
Drake
Yep
To
30 for 30
Drake
This nigga here
Today
Is on some
Yo
He said to die for
In a verse
Yeah He was eating What was he eating Some fucking scallops Some Yeah Some scallops on some yo he said to die for in a verse yeah
he was eating
what was he eating
some fucking scallops
some
something scallops
charred scallops
I think it was some
medium well scallops
that were to die for
first of all
he was eating some shit
that rappers just don't eat
and if you eat it
and then end it
with the phrase
that rappers don't say
don't use at all if you were to eat some scallops i don't think you'd hit the studio and say you know what this
is i was eating some scallops so he did that and nobody says to die for it's just not a cool way
to say it well i i tweeted right when the album dropped well no the second tweet the first one i
was like damn i i couldn't imagine getting dissed
after eating scallops
that were to die for
yeah and then I saw
your bum ass tweet
what did you say
I was eating
some barbecue chicken wings
that were to die for
I just came from dinner
where I had some soy garlic
fried soy garlic wings
that were to die for
yeah you're such a fucking
and that was the one
that I replied to
that was the one
you replied to
and that's the one
that I replied to
shut up Rory
that was a great tweet fuck you I asked if it was a song lyric replied to. And that's the one that I replied to. I said, shut up, Rory. That was a great tweet.
Fuck you.
I asked if it was a song lyric
or was he just that gay?
Well, it's both.
It's a song lyric
and he's that gay.
But when you say to die for in a verse,
it tells me your confidence
is through the roof.
Now, he started this verse off
with a very interesting 12.
And it sounded to me like
he was addressing some of
the behind the scenes stuff that was going on between the uh between his beef with meek and
it sounded like he was speaking very directly but indirectly to a few people one of those people
because i'm a conspiracy theorist i'm gonna go ahead and say he was talking about jay-z i was
just gonna say i think it's jay's Jay-Z and he kind of made
Meek his like, kind of
put the battery in his back kind of thing.
When you started out, I brought the lyrics
up just so we aren't misquoted.
We're fact checking. Alright, please.
Never thought I'd be talking from this
perspective. Right off the bat.
Right off the bat. That ain't about
Meek. Not at all.
Because we can talk about you all day.
Yeah. And not care. And it wouldn't be shocking.
But I'm not really sure what you
expected when the higher ups have all
come together as a collective
with conspiracies to end my
run and send a message.
Now does that sound like it's towards Meek Mill?
Definitely not.
Meek is not a higher up at all. Well a lot of people think
this whole entire thing is a Meek Mill people are really stupid by the way
I just want to say that
people have no idea what lyrics mean at all
no
that's what genius is for shout out to Rob Markman
are we going to keep reading
oh well that's definitely the
why did you get the message
because I checked my phone and I didn't get it
I think he was talking about Jay Z
now for some of you people that think this is Joe Budden
with a fucking hove beef because I can't have an objective conversation.
No, you can't because you're a rapper.
Yep.
Who's beefed with?
There have been some artists, if you do some homework and some research,
well documented in talking about Hove and his 48 laws of power ways when it comes to beef.
How he will do some things behind the scenes and he will never address it on record.
LL has made mention of this.
DMX has made mention of this.
Quite a few people have made.
Joe Budden has made reference to this.
Here we are.
Have I?
I don't know.
You just did
probably
you probably have
I just did
but I mean Hov is very smart
Hov fucking catches everything
I mean
he's Hov
I mean smart
he's fucking Hov
I heard he's a fan of the podcast
so shout out to him
yeah he actually
he called me and told me so
yeah
damn I was actually
gonna make that a troll
but now you just ruined it
yeah I was like
really gonna make that
a thing so because in hiphop we just fucking fantasize about beef i've been talking about this
beef fucking well i've been asked about it on various radio stations um drake versus hove so
i want to ask the three of you in the event that this beef were to take place. Lyrically or just... I didn't... Can I finish my fucking thought, redhead?
Jesus.
Okay.
If this beef were to happen,
who would be the underdog?
Right now.
Drake.
Drake still has to be the underdog, I think.
Because Hov is just still more powerful.
Hov.
If we're talking about on record,
right now, Jay is the underdog i don't know
i don't know i think on the timeline jay is the underdog i think in real life
drake is the underdog i think i think hove might be the underdog what was the last time you're
you're around my age parks right so you're speaking from that but when you really think about it and again
here i'm not saying i think hole was the underdog because he's lyrically inferior to drake so please
don't misinterpret that i'm not that dumb um but what i'm saying is we're in 2015 about to be 2016
reasonable doubt was 20 years ago Blueprint came out in 2001
That's about to be 15 years ago
I don't think
I mean yeah
I'm just putting it in perspective here
I don't
I think a lot
He had the Black Album in there
He was talking some shit on the Black Album
I love the Black Album
The Black Album to me
Is one of Hov's best albums
Let's not say American Gangster
Wasn't him talking some shit
Yeah But Hov was untouchable around that at when blueprint came out you couldn't touch off
i think the kids today missed that i think they only know of his greatness from
you know it's like it's like an urban legend he just he just is. Like it's not, they don't really know why.
Yeah, you hear how we speak about him.
You hear how, you know, you see his position.
You know what he's accomplished.
You know what he's done.
You're there for the hype and the excitement.
But you weren't there to know.
You didn't see him and Mike Jack at Summer Jam.
You didn't see him put Prodigy on the Summer Jam.
He ran Summer and Summer Jam for quite some time. I mean,
I can go on and on about all the things that
Hov has done, but these kids today,
if you want to say the average listener,
consumer, casual fan is
what?
Want to start at 18?
Let's go from 18 to 25?
Yeah, let's go from 16
to 25. That sounds about right to me.
If you're 16 to 20,
if you're 25, you were born when?
1990, because I'm 25.
So you were six when Reasonable Doubt came out.
Not you, I'm just saying a 25-year-old.
Yes, me.
No, I would still be six when that came out.
And 11.
No, no, it's okay.
You can say I was six in 1996.
Yeah, but I don't want to just
I don't want to bring
specificity into this
cool word
yeah
and 11
when
yeah
that's crazy
because of that
and solely because of that
I'm gonna say
Hov would be the underdog
if that
were to take place
I mean
I think probably gonna kill me i think that
for me as a fan i would be more worried about hove from like a technical level being the underdog in
this battle you went to my very next point i would never ever want to inspire a sleeping Hov.
I think Hov is somewhere on vacation,
raising his child.
He's kissing his wife.
He's on a beach.
His feet is in the sand.
I don't really think he's that invested
in all this trivial rap bullshit.
I think he's passionate about it and loves it,
so he is kept abreast.
But I don't think he's thinking about
going to the studio and writing a verse. And I wouldn't be the one to inspire him to do that or all he needs is
the motivation because money ain't a motivation for him as far as music goes anymore he has an
amazing catalog so they don't really have to put out a really great album in the next year right
getting uh someone who's confident as Drake right now
and who thinks he's the man the fuck out of here
could be some motivation.
Yeah, but could you get Drake the fuck out of here?
That's the thing.
I said motivation.
I know, but now I'm presenting an all new question.
I don't care if he ethered him.
Drake ain't going nowhere.
Even if Hov had the illest diss ever,
Drake ain't going nowhere. He makes too good of music.
There's no way someone's going to hear a diss
and then go, I'm not trying to hear a Drake album.
Yeah, and he's too smart. He's not going to, even if he did
get Ethered, he's going to... He'd find a way.
He wouldn't look bad
doing it, I don't think.
I wish Hov would kill Trapper Drake.
Like he killed
Autotune?
Death of Trapper Drake?
Yo, wait a minute now.
That was not long ago.
I was going to use that as a reference.
When Hov wants to come back to rapping,
he can still do that.
Let's make one thing clear.
Auto-Tune didn't die.
Well, that's true.
It temporarily did.
It kind of did.
And the way it was used at that time.
Don't act like that shit's still not used.
It literally killed T-P it was used at that time. Exactly. Don't act like that shit's still not used. No, it's used today.
It literally killed T-Pain's career at that time.
But I think people finally wisened up and said, hey, why are we not using Auto-Tune?
Why are we mad at this again?
Yeah, it's fun.
I love Auto-Tune.
Auto-Tune's great.
I love Auto-Tune.
Auto-Tune is great.
I made a song in Auto-Tune.
I love T-Pain.
Let me tell you something.
I love Auto-Tune Kanye.
I love Auto-Tune. Yeah, that you something. I love Autotune Kanye. I love Autotune.
Yeah, that was like 808s and Heartbreak I read.
Let me tell you what Hove has been.
Hove has just made a fucking living off of this for quite some time.
And I'm talking to some of you young people who are not in the know.
Hove will come in out of the clear blue sky.
He'll pick whatever the very coolest thing is that's happening
and totally shit on it.
Oh, this is what y'all are doing.
Y'all are losers.
I'm doing this.
And then all of us
will be like,
oh shit.
Got rid of jerseys,
got rid of rims.
Got rid of Tim's
for a little bit.
I was just about to say
he missed off that
with Drake.
That was a miss.
That wasn't a very good record.
It wasn't a good record.
And then he wore Timbs after that.
Yeah, all of a sudden.
He wore the jerseys,
then shitted on them.
He wore the fucking button-ups,
then dead it does.
When he said,
what's the difference
between a 4.0 and a 4.6?
I'll just come clean.
I had no idea
what the difference was
between a 4.0 and a 4.6.
If our listeners are still unaware, it's 30 to 40 grand cocksucker.
Beat it.
Yeah, I was like, yo, that's a lot of money.
Yo, he got rid of the X5.
Out.
Now it's just a baby mama car.
Yeah, a guy can't even drive a fucking X5.
That was a pretty decent car.
Jesus.
Oh, it was pretty powerful.
Yep. You might be able to end Trapper Oh, it was pretty powerful. Yep.
You might be able to end Trapper Drake, man.
I don't know.
How do you pin that?
I think you're fantasizing.
I hope so.
I hope Drake ends Trapper Drake.
I wish he fucking would.
I feel like we're going to get a masterpiece for views from the six.
I don't know.
I hope so.
Drake.
I'm rolling with Maddie.
We're going to get one.
I'm going to speak it into existence. That's so optimistic, man. That's so optimistic. You're a stan. I'm so Drake I'm rolling with Maddie we're gonna get one I'm gonna speak it into existence
that's so optimistic
that's so optimistic
you're a stan
I'm a Drake stan
that's what I'm a Drake stan
you've been a Drake stan
you are a Drake stan
I disliked the last album
I was at a stan
well can you be a stan
and dislike something
no a stan
you love everything
that person ever puts the food out
alright then you're a tan
I'm a Drake
a Dan
you could be a Dan yeah you could be a Dan yeah a tan I'm Drake A Dan He could be a Dan
Yeah
He could be a Dan
Yeah a Dan
I'm a Dan
Okay alright cool
I am Drake
Does Drake have a classic
No
Not in my opinion
He has some really dope shit
But
I'm gonna say
So Far Gone
Teetered
Just because
It helped
Shape how music
Stops now
That would be the closest thing to me
So Far Gone is a classic mixtape.
Yeah.
Oh, I think you could put that in the top three mixtape, period.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If not the one or two slot.
And just from the impact that it had.
It's up there.
It's everything.
100%.
I give more credit to 808s on shaping how music has sounded recently,
but that So Far Gone really elevated to what the sound is.
Every time you say 808s, I think of Love Below, and then we have this discussion,
so let's not do it today.
Yeah, we don't need to trace the lineage.
Yeah, we're not going to do it today.
You're with music nerds here, man.
We can go all the way back.
Yeah, for real.
And I can hang in the conversation.
But, oh, look at your little defense mechanism.
Pop out his chest and shit.
Fuck, I just ate some scallops that I don't fucking die for.
Wait, I had a point I was getting to.
Not that I think
Take Care is a classic
because I don't think it is.
Phenomenal album,
but no,
I don't think it's a classic.
But it ain't far off.
It's a phenomenal album.
Yeah,
it ain't.
Why is that not a classic?
Just not.
Too soon.
It could end up being one.
Yeah.
I gotta see how it ages.
It's a really,
really great album.
I gotta see how it ages.
Yeah,
all of his material,
really,
I gotta see how it ages. For sure a really, really great album. I gotta see how it ages. Yeah, all of his material, really, I gotta see how it ages.
For sure.
Yeah, but Take Care, I think,
is unanimously his best album.
Album, for sure.
I agree.
I mean, I don't think anyone could...
Yeah, I hope Views...
I feel good about Views, though.
I really do.
I feel like it's gonna...
He's been crafting this for some time now.
You guys are so optimistic.
That guy's a workhorse.
I will say that.
Why are you not optimistic?
I think it'll be a good album.
I just don't think
that he's going to kill
Trapper Drake anytime soon.
I don't think Trapper Drake's
really going to have
an apartment on this album.
We've seen no evidence
of Trapper Drake
about to die.
At all.
Yeah.
I don't know.
If anything,
he's going more into it.
He's an album of the future.
Yeah, if anything,
he's growing up.
Drake's good for changing some sound up immediately.
So now, just to segue out of this for a second, but still keep here.
Oh, and side note, I had someone say 30 for 30 was about the Toronto Raptors conspiracy theory too.
Oh my God.
That's weak.
That's boring. You, I laughed at it.
You suck at Conspiracy Theories, bro.
Now that you say that,
I don't know if you can keep up
in our music lineage.
Because I said someone said that?
Yeah, because you talk to these people.
I read it on Twitter.
Oh, okay.
All right, that makes it a little better now.
So now we have Kendrick and Cole with...
But it's not happening.
I won't say that. I won't But it's not happening. I won't say that.
I won't say it's not happening.
They've both spoken about it
individually. Well before
Drake. The future was even
a thing. That was a thing.
Was that before Watch the Throne?
Was it before Watch the Throne even?
They may have been discussing that. I think they were talking about that
before their real albums dropped.
But their careers weren't where they are now.
I don't even know if...
It was around the time...
It would make more sense.
Section 80 time.
I don't know.
It would make more sense to do it now.
Right?
I can't say whether it'll happen.
I mean, in this day and age, you can see how Future and Drake put that shit together.
Those two could probably put something together real quick, too.
Would I want to hear that?
What I want to hear is the question, I don't know.
How many songs do we have With Cole and Kendrick?
Section 80 was produced by Cole
And then
Not the whole thing
Not even close to the whole thing
I'm sorry
I'm sorry
High Power on Section 80
Right
Was produced by Cole
And then on Cole's album
Kendrick was on a hook
He didn't have a
The one where
I think they sampled Tribe
Or Outkast
I forgot
I want
As long as they have chemistry
I'm all for it For sure I can't as they have chemistry, I'm all for it.
I can't say they have chemistry.
Yeah, I can't say that.
I haven't heard.
I've heard, and I can say that you can't really say it
because they've only done a hook or produced together.
I saw a funny tweet, though.
And listen, I'm going to say it.
Cold tweets are pretty funny.
Listen, check this out.
Cold Hive.
I'm going to say this.
This is not coming from me.
This is something I saw on my timeline because I like to follow ignorant people who say stupid shit because I'm petty and I laugh at it.
I saw somebody said the tape was going to be called, called oh what a great time
to be asleep
that's funny
that shit is funny
that's funny
and I'm a Cole Lincoln
Relly is forever
calling Cole's music
like laundry doing music
I don't know why
you know what I think
I think
it takes one person
to say something
and this shit just
picks up some steam,
and then everybody just says it.
Well, he also tweeted at one point something like, every time I get done with a song, I
fall asleep in the studio or something.
But that joke was well alive before he tweeted that.
That just didn't add on to anything.
I tweeted something real stupid like that recently, and I was like, oh, shit, I kind
of walked right into that one.
But Cole be on the internet.
Don't think him not tweeting.
They all be on the internet. No, he on more than- Cole be on the internet. Don't think him not tweeting. They all be on the internet.
No, he on like more than...
Everyone's on the internet.
This is what I don't understand.
He really is on the blogs every single day.
I'm the Twitter nigga because I'm actively engaging with fans and morons.
That's a good way to put it.
I mean, that's what it is.
And women.
And women And women
No
Women can be famous
These niggas be on that
Fucking Twitter
Just cause they ain't tweeting
I don't know why people think
That they are not using this app
Yeah they're lurking
Right
They are
They have phones
Yeah
Drake might be the lurk
Fucking god
Like for real
For real
For real
All these niggas
Damn it
I got
I fucking resent this whole Twitter nigga thing, but I embrace it.
The shot wasn't even at you.
Calm down.
I don't care.
Yeah, I don't care.
I'm fucking just being offensive right now.
I don't want to see a trend start where fucking me and Papoose go do a fucking tape now.
I don't want to see a trend where people just...
I did actually see that.
Did you read that?
I read that somewhere.
I read that on Twitter
and I had a good laugh
and I was like
why would me and Papoose
be doing a tape
oh okay I get it
I get what you're trying to say
fuck you too
shout out to Papoose
by the way
yeah I don't want to see
a trend of people
just doing tapes
for the sake of
doing a tape
that being the in thing
even though I get it
because you
you join fan bases
it's a lot less work on an artist
on a solo artist when you do this uh so i do understand it but it's not something that i want
to see um and everybody can't do that it's just like when beyonce put the sneak album out and
and yeah everybody does not work for everyone everybody i certainly can't put a sneak album
shit i ain't about to sell now that's, picture me about to sneak some shit somewhere.
It was like Eric Robeson
or someone right when
that Beyonce thing happened.
They're like,
it's crazy.
My label put out my album
without any marketing
or promotion
and it went a different way.
And I love Eric Robeson.
I love Eric Robeson.
He's amazing.
Oh, anytime he's at SOVs,
I'm there front row.
You know what I've been listening to?
Robeson half.
I've been listening to outside of in half I've been listening to
Outside of the Weekends album
But fucking
That Rico Love album
Just never gets old
It's a really good album
It is
If you haven't heard
Rico Love's album
You should probably pick it up
Has there
I feel like there's been
Something else
Empire
Empire premiered
I didn't see it
I didn't either
I have nothing to say about it
I don't have cable
I saw it
Wait you don't have cable
No I don't like watching television
I don't really
I really gotta get into it I don't have cable. No, I don't like watching television. I don't really feel anything.
I really got to get into it.
I don't have cable.
Do you just have Wi-Fi?
Yeah.
Because my cable Wi-Fi comes together.
So I have Netflix.
You can do the antenna thing too, you know, if you want to.
You could steal cable.
You're in Jersey City.
I don't need to do any of that.
I don't like TV.
I just like to.
I have Netflix.
I have Wi-Fi.
You're a blogger.
Yeah, so I fucking watch it online.
Well, you just watch everything on Worldstar?
I do the same shit, but you got to have the antenna so you can watch the Grammys and shit.
Yeah, I could see the Grammy recap online or I go to a friend's house to have a look at everything.
You're one of those fucking weirdos.
I can see everything online.
Anything that happens in the world, I can set the fuck up with it.
Then you're seeing it from someone else's point of view and it's not real.
How about watch the news and catch up on some fucking current events?
I can get the news online.
I could. You're one of those. I hate you. I don't watch the news, so up on some fucking current events? I could have the news online. I could.
You're one of those.
I hate you.
I don't watch the news,
so I'm with her on that.
I mean, I catch it
when it comes directly on after the game.
The news is quicker on Twitter
than it is on the news.
But like, yeah,
for award shows and shit,
you just go to like,
it's so misinformed.
This is great.
What are you saying, Marissa?
For award shows,
you go to like,
you know,
get a little group of friends together
And watch it at someone's house
So I don't really worry about that
And that's the only thing
I ever want to see
First of all
Stop making people believe
That you have a group of friends
I do
That's number one
Stop making people believe
That you do social shit
Like go to people's houses
I do sometimes
When I'm feeling social
You're trying to
Rebrand
No
I do see what's going on On the low V No You're trying to rebrand. No, I'm not. I do see what's going on on the low, B.
No, you mean.
You're trying to rebrand yourself.
No.
Why?
I'm not.
For the last few weeks now, this has been in effect.
Yeah, but like I was saying before the podcast,
the podcasters only know me for the past six months or whatever
in that one phase of wanting to go out and stuff.
People that know me in my everyday life know I do this all the time.
I go through a phase of four months of just straight turn up. Then know me in my everyday life know I do this all the time. I go through a phase of like four months
of just straight turn up.
And I'm like, all right, I'm fucking over it.
Now I want to stay in the house
for this whole entire season
because I just am over going out.
I don't have anything to do.
No one to go see.
Don't really care for this person or that person.
You're boring me.
Yeah, I'm over you right now.
But that's what it is.
Like, it's not like I'm depressed.
You had so many fucking people like badgering me.
I'll be like, are you feeling any better?
Do you know how fucking annoying it is for people to ask, how are you feeling?
Is that badgering?
Yes.
Compassion is badgering?
No, it's annoying.
How annoying is it when there's nothing wrong with you and someone keeps asking you what's wrong?
It's really annoying.
Well, how about this?
To make you feel better, I'm certainly not about to ask how you're doing.
I don't really care.
Well, no, because you said it.
I mean, I care that they care.
That was really nice of people to ask.
But I'm not fucking, I'm like literally very happy. Like really, really care. Well, no, because you said it and they were, I mean, I care that they care. That was really nice of people to ask, but I'm not fucking,
I'm like literally very happy.
Like really, really happy.
I did ask if you were
depressed last week.
Yeah.
Well, you look depressed.
I think that's the first
thing I said to her today.
Yeah.
You have the symptoms
of someone who is
fighting depression.
But I'm not though.
I'm actually very happy
and in a good space.
Well, someone who's
fighting depression
would say that too,
by the way.
No, they wouldn't.
Yeah, they would.
Yeah, they would.
That's exactly what
they would say.
Oh, well, I'm not fighting depression. Denial, duh. I'm pretty happy wouldn't. That's exactly what they would say. Oh, well, I'm not finding
any friends like him.
Denial, duh.
I'm pretty happy.
Anyway, all right, I'm over you.
I don't care if you're happy or not.
Do you plan on watching Empire?
No.
I mean, do I plan on watching it?
Yeah, yeah, like,
catching up.
At some point, yeah.
What happens is,
because I missed it
because I was on the road,
it doesn't come on demand immediately.
No.
They wait a few days,
so I'm going to wait
until Sunday or Monday.
It had its highs and lows. It's not even a spoiler alert. They tried to make Chris Rock a few days. I'm going to wait until Sunday or Monday. It had its highs and lows.
It's not even a spoiler alert.
They tried to make Chris Rock a goon.
I saw a meme about that.
They went from Pookie to Nino and it
just didn't work.
It was just weird.
I really want to know who.
You got to imagine there's a
boardroom full of people that make these decisions
and all these people went,
yeah, Chris Rock should be the goon.
That's ill.
That's what I think when these awful decisions are made.
I'm like, at least 15 people will prove that.
She has the least gooniest voice ever.
They probably thought they were being innovative.
It was a lot of random cameos.
It wasn't bad, though.
I mean, it was what the show is.
More importantly, how to get away with murder and the best show ever, The Blacklist, are coming back.
So I will be totally engulfed in those two shows.
I wish Red Reddington would just come out and say he's her fucking dad.
But whatever.
We'll talk about that at another time.
We have a guest.
We do?
Yeah.
Come on, Gunplay.
It's Gunplay.
Not the rapper.
It's Gunplay.
Not the rapper.
But he is equally as awesome. Gunplay is really, Gunplay. It's Gunplay. Gunplay. Not the rapper. It's Gunplay. Not the rapper, but he is equally as awesome.
Gunplay is really, really awesome.
I've been trying to have more men, male guests here, because anytime you invite more estrogen
here, it should just get all fucked up.
So I feel like things go really well when there's a bunch of men around.
So that's what the fuck is going on.
Say what up, Gunplay.
What's going on?
You guys would have no idea who Gunplay is.
Gunplay is a friend of mine.
He's really cool and he's great.
Now, Gunplay.
Great intro.
That was really, that was good.
Gunplay, oh, we call him Gunplay because, is it okay for me to tell him why?
Yeah, let's do it.
We call him Gunplay because while some men are very shy and reserved
and don't know how to shoot their shot or take the shot when they see an attractive woman,
Gunplay's quite the opposite.
Gunplay gets to fucking shooting.
Soon as he sees him, he cases the room.
He's amazing at that, and he has a pretty high success rate.
It's phenomenal to watch. It's really a pretty high success rate. It's phenomenal to watch.
It's really a joy
to be around.
I've never really
watched it in action.
It is.
Not like he's
the cutest guy either.
Damn.
That's a backhand compliment
right there.
Welcome to the podcast.
That was the end
of my intro.
Go sit your ugly ass
in the corner.
I had the Chicago Bulls
intro up until then.
It was great. No, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Guns intro up until then. It was great.
No, I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
I'm kidding.
Gunplay is my fucking
fake bestie in my head.
No, in real life too.
How do you feel about
Austin coming into his life?
Are you getting
a little jealous?
I haven't heard about
these other males.
Why are you snitching,
Monty?
Yeah, this is dry
snitching right now.
You know they perfect
guy in jail?
And Rodney now too.
Right here.
So Gunplay,
we had an event for Imani's birthday at Gunplay's house,
because Gunplay has a really, really nice house.
And the plan was to invite some of Imani's closest friends and a bunch of women,
because that's always the plan every weekend.
The squad was there.
Minus you.
Yo, dog.
Yeah, no, I didn't go again.
I stayed home.
There was invites.
There was all types of invites.
You're giving away too many details.
People need their anonymity sometimes.
Okay.
So long story short,
I walk in fucking Gunplay's house
to celebrate with Imani.
I see a fucking sausage fest there,
and I had to end that one.
So that went really, really bad,
and I won't even get into that.
But after the sob show
we uh gunplay and i went to it was very low-key right it was a very low-key type of thing we
weren't nice we weren't going it was a monday yeah we weren't going expecting the shits
we weren't going off to have the to have a blast we were just going to cool out Can we edit out
That you said the actual name of the place
Yeah I was just thinking
Didn't you not want to
Oh yeah
We will have to edit that out
Yeah put a point there
Because I don't want
Yeah put a point there
That's the spot
You can't be telling people
About the spot
What the fuck
I'm trying to pick up
From a clean edit here
Shut the fuck up guys
No this is better
So we went to the spot
And we'll just leave
All of that shit now
We just put a beep
Yeah
And we were trying
To have a blast
It was a Monday
So Gunplay and I
Were sitting down
And these two chicks
Walked by our table
We're all the way in the back
Sitting by the ladies bathroom
And this chick had
Like the fattest ass
ever like natural real ass it was like you saw it from the front well i saw it from the front
gunplay was glued to his phone i don't know what he was doing so immediately i fucking tap him you
know you know the man tap uh i tap him did you that? He didn't see it at all.
I begin to tell him what walked by.
He began to stare and gaze toward the woman's bathroom for all of, what did I say, about four minutes.
That's a long ass gaze.
Well, I don't know what the bitch was doing.
They went there together. That's quick for a girl bathroom trip, I feel like.
Yeah, that is.
They went there together like girls do.
I don't know what they were doing.
They went in there together like girls do.
I don't know what they were doing.
But when they came out, he saw her ass and gunplay got to shooting.
And this is where it got a tad bit interesting.
You want to pick up from here?
Sure.
I'm intrigued now.
Yeah, that was a good intro too.
What happened next?
So as we were sitting there and the female walked out of the bathroom,
I then cased the situation.
Not female.
We prefer women here.
Female is offensive.
Have we figured out why yet?
No, we haven't.
I still don't know.
So the first move was to case the whole room.
So I wait, let her sit down, see if she had a man, see what the situation's going on there.
No problem.
Smart man.
So I had to make that move all the way to the outside, like I had to do something outside.
So I made it, oh, I got a phone call.
Go and do that, right?
So I'm outside, waiting for a second.
Doing nothing.
Doing absolutely nothing.
So then I come back just to make sure,
you know, a couple more minutes.
No boyfriend.
Go back to Joe.
I'm sitting there for a few minutes thinking about it.
And mind you, it was the day after my birthday.
So I was in
super fuck it mode yeah and then confidence was at another level yeah you know it's like you can't
say no to me on my birthday regardless of the fact if it's whatever you just had some hookah
that was to die for yeah like you don't know but you should i get it no i know i'm into the place
i know the mood it makes there pretty funny sometimes yeah yeah that was a good one so i
went back and sat down sat there for a a minute, not much thinking after that, and
just went and shot my shot.
So went and said, fuck it, sat down next to the female, and I found out some interesting
points about her.
One, she loves white guys.
All right.
Score.
We're one for one here.
One up for you.
One for one.
Okay.
Two, her birthday was the day before mine.
Two for Gunplay.
You got the same sign.
Birthday twins.
This is great.
I don't know if that ever worked out for you.
No?
Birthday twins?
Well, Virgo on Virgo, that's a lot of passion.
We just can't do it long term.
Did you say that?
Yes.
My man.
My man.
Absolutely.
Fucking fake.
Yo, we have to, you know, we got to go on the roller coaster of the, you know, the convo.
It was good.
All right.
So.
Hit her with the astrology, impressed her.
Well, you know, it gets much better than this.
How far do you want me to go with this?
You want me to go all the way?
Go all the way.
That's why the fuck we're talking about.
Bring it home, Gunplay.
So as we were talking some more.
Well, listen, let me just tell the listeners out there.
He, when he came back and I said, hey, what happened?
And this is why I decided to tell the story.
He said, yo, no lie.
I think I just hit the jackpot.
Yo, because at first I said, oh, I have to tell you this later.
But it couldn't wait.
It couldn't wait.
It just couldn't wait.
When you describe a chick as the jackpot.
Do we classify that as, yo, she's ready?
No.
No, no, no.
Jackpot is different than she's ready.
No, no, no.
She wasn't ready.
She wasn't ready.
The jackpot is.
I'm about to wife this man.
That's a chick.
I'm not a jewel.
Yeah, it was a jewel.
I have to know more.
What else happened here?
Come on.
Because that is the natural thought process.
Like, why is this bitch the jackpot?
Yeah, let's go.
All right, let's hear it. So basically, in a nutshell. Y'all that is the natural thought process. Like, why is this bitch the jackpot? Yeah, let's go. All right, let's hear it.
So basically,
in a nutshell.
Y'all be finding
your wives.
Right.
I don't know
who y'all is.
I don't know
who y'all is.
I don't find anything.
I've never dated
anyone from this spot.
Hello,
Mark,
Mark this too.
You just said
the name again.
I know,
I tried to stop myself.
So,
as I was sitting there
and just pulling
more conversation,
I feel like I can do that
with people,
ask some good questions and get some good answers. I find out that and just pulling more conversation, I feel like I can do that with people, ask some good questions
and get some good answers.
I find out that,
I said,
so I have a classic question.
I won't ask her here
because it's going to ruin my game.
No,
women like that type of shit though.
You know,
maybe next podcast.
So,
as I was asking her,
I said,
you know,
what,
why are you single?
I'm confused. Why are you single? Why are you this good looking and single her, I said, you know, why are you single? I'm confused.
Why are you single?
Why are you this good looking and single?
I go the opposite direction.
I say, what's wrong with you?
There's got to be something wrong here.
I asked both of those questions.
I'm trying to get wet.
I'm not trying to get a slap.
You know what I mean?
I do ask both those questions.
But all right.
All right.
So as I was asking, she said, well, my last girlfriend wasn't very happy with whatever, blah, blah, blah.
Right.
So then I kind of zoned out after girlfriend.
Right.
So as I'm formulating my next question, she says, yeah, well, I live with my sisters.
And I was like, interesting.
So what happens when you bring a white guy home with your sisters and i should
still go with this so she goes and say well first of all her sister was with her and she was a good
looking girl too was her ass equally as fat no no but she was a good looking girl she was a good
looking girl and she was some spanish dude was hitting on her and I was like,
oh, everyone knows
that's not a threat.
Yeah, he looked like
some MLB player.
I was like,
oh, here we go.
I'm just saying,
like,
you didn't say
everyone knows
that's not a threat.
No, that's true,
but when did that happen?
Like, nobody even cares
that you're talking
to a Spanish nigga.
It's like the most
least threatening thing
in the world.
That's horrible.
Yeah, but he somewhat looked like me too, so it was like he had the beard, you know, he had some sort talking to a Spanish nigga. It's like the most least threatening thing in the world. That's horrible. Yeah.
But he somewhat
looked like me too
so it was like
he had the beard,
you know,
he had some sort of thing going.
Spanish guys hate me anyways.
They always want to fight me.
I wonder why.
Bitches.
So she basically told me that
since she likes white guys
and all of her sisters
like white guys,
they are trouble
finding white guys
that are cool. Yo, johnny you know what's
crazy about this yeah me and parks are white and i have white makeup
so so basically they're saying that they would love to find a white guy that is cool oh shit and basically kind of share them amongst them
what all right i don't i completely lost everybody's number
going out my phone it's weird new apple update
so as the conversation i'm like trying to zone into like other questions because at this point
we went way further than I wanted to go.
So, which is not a bad thing.
But, you know, I can't be talking about sex if I want sex.
So, I had to kind of switch the conversation a little bit.
And told her, I was like, yeah, well.
I was like, yeah, you know, we come here, you know, pretty often.
Da, da, da.
And she's like, oh.
She was kind of like turned off by that.
And I was like, uh-oh.
All right.
We need some kind of recovery.
As I'm saying that, Joe sits down. And gives me some little information that I needed to know.
Look at God.
But that was perfect timing because then he got up and she said, oh, that's your friend you come with all the time?
I was like, yeah.
Yeah, that's the friend.
She's like, oh, okay, I know him.
And I was like, me too.
So we drove together. So basically, yeah. we ended it was we're going to exchange numbers and we're going to be
friends for a very long time wow shout out to her well you know i don't know what you guys are doing
tonight i don't know yeah everyone's available i'm sure. The Pope is in town. Yeah, I'm sure he's available.
He's also white.
I wish the Pope would get the fuck out of town.
But for the people listening, now that is what men refer to as the jackpot.
That is jackpot.
Can we discuss post-conversation via text?
I don't think it's gotten anywhere.
Yeah, honestly, well, later that night,
this was all on Tuesday.
When was SLB?
Tuesday.
Monday.
Monday.
Oh, well, Tuesday night.
I'm thinking my text message says Tuesday.
Yeah, nobody does that shit.
It was Monday.
Were you like going back and reading the shit?
No, it's like four in the morning.
I only have like three text messages from her.
So it's like, it's one screen.
You know what I mean?
So yeah, we just said a good night text.
You know, it was great to meet you.
And then the next day we had a few words.
And then I hit her up today.
I just haven't got the call back.
Maybe we'll get the call here.
Oh, you called her?
I had to.
It's grown man shit.
Like, I can't be texting all day long.
I respect it.
You got to hear my voice and know it's sincere.
Talk that shit.
The call is good sometimes.
The call, yeah.
You can't do too many texts because after too many texts, it's like, I'm not man enough to call.
I'm not big on being your fucking pen pal I
don't want to like what are you doing at work housework too much nonsense I'm not
into that we need to get to the meat and potatoes like are we hanging out
meanwhile so so last night it is where I snitch on myself and I can ruin all my
fucking relationships hmm well I don't have any relationships because I'm
single by the way and I'm celibate. So meanwhile, on the opposite end of the spectrum, here's the not jackpot.
So last night, I call up a young lady that I've been having dialogue with, Face Bay.
Oh, Face Bay.
I call up Face Bay.
Oh, Face Bay.
She's great.
I haven't met her yet.
I hear about her all the time.
Face Bay?
Face Bay.
I don't even know why she's called Face Bay.
Well, Face Bay is called Face Bay, and I don't even want to talk about Face Bay too much on this podcast.
You don't need to do that.
Because she's special.
But she has a beautiful face.
Faces are important.
That's what you have to look at.
Valid.
It's a pleasure to look at her face, which is wild for me because my motto is normally,
who cares about their face?
It'll be in the fucking bed sheets.
They'll be facing the wall.
She has a face?
She'll be in a pillow.
What face?
You guys are fucking animals.
Who cares about a face?
Anyway, so I call up Face Bay last night before my show.
And she's home and she answers and she says, hello.
That's what happens when you answer the phone.
She says it really cool,
almost like she wasn't going to answer the phone.
Here I go feeling myself.
I said, look at you. Don't try to act like
you wasn't mad, excited to see the name
Joe come across your fucking phone screen.
I'll give you
one guess as to what she said in response.
Yep.
You guessed it.
She said,
your number's not stored.
I wasn't expecting that.
Wait a minute.
You want to talk about
pride in the toy?
You want to talk about shrinking?
Wait,
it was so bad.
What was the follow up?
What did you say?
I said,
you ain't saved either.
Yeah,
like who is this?
I don't even know who I'm calling.
You called me.
Yeah,
yeah,
what?
You called me.
It's Papa John's now.
I'm just trying
to be nice here.
Papa John.
What the fuck?
Yo,
y'all are stupid
So I said
So I said
What any normal man would say in that situation
I said
You're lying to me right now
She said no
Looking at it right here
9-1-7
Oh shit
Damn
She didn't have to say all the digits
Yeah she did
And she did cause she's a dick
And I said,
if I'm not mistaken,
I could have swore
that my very first
text message to you
said,
hey,
it's me.
Store my number.
And you said,
okay,
I will.
You know what would
have been great?
If she said,
yo,
how do you spell your name?
Oh, yeah.
I'd have jumped through that phone.
So, yeah, I won't get into the rest of the conversation.
But, yeah, that was just the opposite side.
If Gunplay hit the jackpot, I was homeless in the streets with no shelter or anything of the sort.
You win some,
you lose some for sure.
Yeah.
I do want to switch topics
just quickly.
Just a man compliment.
Your beard
looks pretty good today.
Yo, I was just going to say
the cut of your shirt
looks really cool
with like your tattoos
Want to talk about
your beard?
Because this shit
looks pretty good.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Wow.
I was trying to really like sit there pointing at the shit
I was like
because I really do think
you look nice today
but I just
I didn't realize
where we were going with this
well
before I catch Rory's alley-oop
I will say
since I've turned 35
I've been trying to dress
like a 35 year old
I really like your outfit today
and not wear my laundry
laundry clothes everywhere
so
funny that you say that
Michael Roars.
It's funny because I know you're on tour, so it must be very hard to maintain your beard.
And to always get to your barber.
So what do you do when you're on the road?
People are going to stop paying us.
Well, Roy, let me tell you what it's called.
It's called Bevel.
What's that?
Shut up, man.
It's the first and only shaving system designed specifically for coarse, curly hair, and sensitive skin.
Start shaving smarter and say goodbye to razor bumps with Bevel.
Goodbye, razor bumps.
Oh, my God.
How corny did you be?
You can check it out on getbevel.com today.
Use code yellowbar with no code.
Button.
Yeah, just go a button.
We don't know if it's a button.
This was sent to me via them.
Wait, is it a button?
Well, they're going to make it so now after they hear this podcast.
Maybe they don't know how to spell your name either.
Whatever.
Check out getbevel.com today and use code button, B-U-D-D-E-N to get 20% off your first
month at GetBevel.com.
That's G-E-T-B-E-V-E-L.com.
There.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah, we are really-
Maddie, can you explain how you like a well-shaved man?
Oh, do I ever?
Oh, my God.
That's all I got for that.
No, but on some serious note
I have talked to people
That use this product
And they say it is amazing
I'm not just saying this
Just to say it
I've heard it's a really good product
It's very good for your sensitive skin
Well no I have the product
And it actually is pretty good
All jokes aside
I do have it
I do use it
It is really good
Is it to die for?
And since cuffing season Is kind of beard season too,
you might want to get into this a little bit.
For sure.
If you have a beard and if you're into grooming at all.
If you can't grow a beard, well, you know.
I can't say.
It might offend my political connects.
Oh, all right.
Football.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I want wanna hear your
I don't wanna talk about football
By the time
This podcast airs
Tomorrow
Which is today
And tonight
The Giants play
The Redskins
We'll find out
You know
I'm just
I'm just gonna go out
On a limb
And pretend like
It's really Friday
And say the Giants won
The Giants are not losing
To the fucking Redskins
I agree
It's just not going to happen.
I don't think it'll happen either, but
it would be funny nonetheless.
Who do you like? I'm a Patriots fan.
Oh my God.
We go through this every time. It's fine.
Yell at me. I get it.
Patriots fans can talk to everybody but
Giants fans. That's true. You guys have our number.
I can't say shit.
So,
guess I had great news.
I played FanDuel
last week.
Invested very minimal money.
I won $250. Get the fuck out.
I won $250 on FanDuel.
I bet $50.
And I won $250.
Johnny played. He didn't play under my name.
I got wiped out.
Do you have a league?
Yes, I do have a league, Rory.
It's funny that you say that.
And if you want to play against me in fantasy football
this week, join my league on
FanDuel. It's very easy. You just head to
FanDuel.com slash button
B-U-D-D-E-N. You pick your players,
stay under the salary cap, and sit back
on Sunday and watch your team rack up
points. That's Fananduel.com.
Yeah, I know, I know, I know.
No, the radio voice is ill.
Yeah, I tried to turn it on right there.
Wait, man.
Would you shut up?
That's Fanduel.com slash button, B-U-D-D-E, and to join my league.
And the spots fill up really fast, so make sure you get in there before it is too late.
A lot of my friends played Fanduel last week and did not play under my name at all.
I played under your name.
And I want to play against because a bunch of people tweeted me and said we want to join the league and play against you guys.
I'm going to play this week too.
I'm playing too.
And I'm playing my fucking practice team.
So Gunplay, Maddie, Parks, Joe, and I will all be under the code BUDDN.
And we will play against you guys and hopefully steal all your fucking money.
Yeah, I played under my name
and did horribly.
Hopefully.
See, but that's
the beautiful thing
about FanDuel.
I'm not stuck
with that team.
I will pick an entirely
different team this week.
That is dope though.
Wait, and it depends
on how they play
in real life?
Is that how that works?
Yeah.
No, it's all practice related.
That's what they do
during the week.
I can't even play
that mind then because he doesn't play. Dude. It's on the fucking during the week. I can't even play that mind then
because he doesn't play.
Dude.
Your practice squad?
Yeah.
Mighty, mighty, mighty.
We're done here.
All right.
We've done what you
wanted.
Well, no.
FanDuel is great
because if Eddie Lacey
goes down on your
fucking fantasy team
who's your first
fucking pick,
you're not fucked
like I am in fantasy.
FanDuel.com.
Are you upset?
I am.
Oh, and for fantasy users,
Levy and Bell is back for Pittsburgh this week.
I don't know how I feel about that because Big Ben is my quarterback in one of my other leagues,
and he's been balling out of control.
He's been doing really, really good.
I'm not really with him.
I had Bell last year, and I went to the finals.
I had Bell last year, too.
I lost by two points in my fantasy football. is one of those guys You play him no matter
Who you're playing
So
I thought that people
Should know that he's back
Adrian Peterson
Finally looked like
Adrian Peterson last week too
So that was really good
I picked him
Wait for Arian Foster
To come back
When is Arian Foster back?
Nah your man
Not doing too bad though
Who's that?
Who filled in for Arian
Yeah I didn't do
The handcuff thing though
Yeah he's been doing alright
When is Arian Foster supposed to be back?
We're talking about he practiced this week.
Vereen had a good game last week,
and he was right there on my bench.
I had Jennings.
Let me just say it.
I don't know if I've said this before.
I know I tweeted.
Owen Daniels, it's over for you, bro.
Skip it.
It's over for you.
You won't get another start on my fantasy football team.
I let niggas gas me because you're a big tight end.
I figure in Denver, Peyton Manning can't really throw the ball too far.
I figure the tight end would eat.
You're doing absolutely nothing.
So I was forced to pick up Heath Miller from Wavers.
That's not a bad pickup, though.
Yeah, I'm not mad at it.
I got O'Donnell, the Giants tight end.
So, I mean, I have to just play tight end by committee.
I got Thomas, who's also injured.
I went really daring in my draft this year.
I picked a lot of players that are injured that are going to come back.
So, I've had a shitty first two weeks.
So, I just want to say it might be over for Owen Daniels
on My Fantasy.
And once this be the week
that he go off,
it always happens like that.
But you'll never see
another start on this team,
Owen Daniels.
You're fucking done here.
Anybody else have
it might be over for?
Dan, we skipping right to it?
I do.
All right, Johnny.
I might be over for,
I have three.
Oh.
This is exciting. I have one that's music. I have three oh this is exciting
I have one that's
music
I have one that's
food
and another one
okay
alright let's hear it
alright let's do this
so we'll start with music
alright
it might be over for title
yes
agreed
we talk about it
I think we might have talked about that
but I'm just gonna bring it up again
I feel good about it
alright
second one
food
it might be over for candy corn.
Never the fuck
get the fuck out of here.
You guys all know.
What?
This is a very polarizing candy.
Hell, I love.
She's also 11 years old.
I love candy corn.
No, candy corn is the fucking shit.
How can you have seasonal candy?
It tastes like chalk.
Anybody?
It tastes like amazingness.
People actually eat candy.
I thought it was like a decoration.
I thought it was just like a myth that people eat it.
I eat candy corn.
Where do you purchase it?
Everywhere.
People just have it out at their house?
Yes, you purchase it at Walgreens.
I see it there every day when I go.
It's like the food they give away at Halloween. It's okay. It's not wrapped.
No, I'm very excited when I get candy corn.
I purchase it just for myself.
You actually buy it?
You should just go places and take it.
I think this proves our point.
What?
If Marissa is that adamant about it.
I don't even have cable, my nigga.
Yeah, that's crazy.
But I have Wi-Fi.
That's all that matters.
It might be over for Marissa.
No.
2015 shit.
Yeah, word.
Get her out of here.
Yeah, but I don't pay for my Wi-Fi, so it's lit.
All right, so we got one more.
The other one is girls that can't have conversation.
You got to have a conversation with these winter months coming up.
I'm not going to be looking at you from afar or just your little bikini or whatever you're doing.
You got to actually talk to me or have a conversation when you're at my house.
Yeah, in the wintertime, that's what you need.
And be good at the back and forth, hence the phone call.
Fall is here.
Fall is my favorite season.
Mine too.
And let me tell you why.
You broke hoes
You broke hoes get away with the tank tops and leggings in the summertime
You really do
The thought shorts
Yeah, and us stupid niggas fall for it
Yo, look at her
But in the fall
I get to see which one of you bitches really don't own coats
Which one of you bitches really don't have layers to put underneath this shit
So I love it
It's fucking wonderful, and you do have to actually talk yeah um layers of personality and not eat candy corn
You know what you know it might be over for enemy
It's been over for y'all, but I just want to be on the record. It's over for you fake gay bitches, and you fake bye bitches
I'm seeing y'all trying to try to make a resurgence with these kisses that look fucking staged
and rehearsed.
It's over, my G.
We're not buying it.
If you're not feasting
on the box,
you're not bi.
But even if you do,
you're also not bi.
I'm serious.
I'm serious.
Because I'm not bi.
Marissa.
What?
Marissa, baby.
This podcast is coming to an end.
I don't want you to open up a whole new topic that we will have to discuss.
If you eat pussy and enjoy yourself.
I didn't say I enjoyed eating the pussy.
Have you ate multiple pussies?
Yes, you have.
Maybe.
You're bi.
No, ew.
No, I'm not.
You're bi without cable.
That is a wild mix.
And on that note.
Are we wrapping up here?
No, we didn't do emails.
Where are we at with time?
We can give them a little longer this week.
We made them wait a little bit.
Oh, please.
Want to do emails?
You can do them.
Go ahead.
I just actually.
Ain't no traffic in the street.
I forgot the password.
So I just opened it for me some water
We're really gonna be reading these off. Whatever the subject
What about the Rory pick this email one
Or you have to start checking these emails
I'm so busy at work be you should not
I read really fast.
I'm so busy at work, B.
You should know how to read.
You have fucking cable.
You're not part of the process.
This is trash.
You get service on the trains these days, so you can read on the way here.
You know what, Parks?
I'm just pointing out the obvious.
Yeah, that's really true, man.
In the meantime, let's chat about... You know what's funny, too?
Rory's got way too many button-up shirts to not know how to read.
He's got like 80, 90 button-ups.
I don't think I've ever seen him in a tee.
His shoe game's great.
On a serious note, I wanted to shout out.
Hey, we don't want to fuck.
Get the fuck out of here with your serious note.
I have a serious note, too.
I was going to say that's a win.
Debbie Downers.
It's from your fans.
Vicious Vic, her brother.
I know he's undergoing treatment, and he's got a GoFundMe and he's pretty sick.
He's a huge Joe Budden fan.
You retweeted the link.
Yeah, I definitely did retweet the link.
I support this serious moment.
So I just wanted to shout out his GoFundMe page.
It's GoFundMe.com slash fight4g.
So F-I-G-H-T-F-O-R-G.
They are really good people.
I don't know exactly what they're raising my finger.
I think he needs something with his lungs. Damn. Oh, my God. Yeah, so it really good people. I don't know exactly what they're raising my faith. I think he needs something with his lungs.
Damn.
Well, yeah.
So it's really serious.
And he is going to be the most downing podcast because I have another one.
I really, you know, they're really good people and they really are huge fans of Joe.
And so shout them out and praying for you guys.
Once every seven months, Mahadi comes through with like a moment to make me proud.
I'm proud of you.
Just that one time, now I'm unproud.
Take it back.
Now back in the back.
What's up, Rory?
Another serious moment here.
Yeah, I mean, I was having a good day.
I had a salad for lunch.
I was feeling agile, spry, if you will.
Was it to die for?
It was to die for.
And I got some really, really bad news,
and I did my best to not project it on this podcast today.
A close, close friend of mine in college
whose family took me in to live with them
when I did not have a place to stay.
Three of their cousins were in a car accident.
Two passed away yesterday.
Oh, gosh.
22 and 23 years old.
I lived on, their bedroom was next to mine.
And it's been kind of a really rough day.
I almost didn't come to the podcast today.
But with that said,
we have a GoFundMe for the funeral arrangements
because they definitely are in need right now
because they have to bury two of their children.
It's GoFundMe.com backslash Devin-Theo.
D-E-V-O-N-T-H-E-O
A dollar
Five dollars
Anything that you guys can do
It'd be really
Really appreciated
Where was this at?
This was in
Caldwell, New Jersey
Damn
Yeah
That's always
That's always
Keen students
With a lot of
Bright future man
It's just been
One of those days
Where you just
Have to appreciate
Life
Life
And tell people
That you love them
When they're here
That's my advice
Love you guys
Alright so I'm waiting
The four of you
I just said it
Hello
Hello I just said it
And no one said it back to me
Oh that was it
I did tweet the other day
I almost fucking lost my life
Again in the hotel shower
Yo man
First of all I'm clumsy as it is
And something about these new hotels
Where the shower is just extra fucking slippery in there
They had tall ones in France
They were probably like four feet off the ground
You had to climb into the shower
It was dangerous as fuck
Those crazy French people my life flashed.
Those crazy French people.
They really are.
My life flashed before my eyes,
and I tweeted,
yo, almost lost my life in this hotel shower.
Y'all was going to miss me or nah?
And I forgot where I was.
I wish I would have said that.
I forgot where I was on Twitter.
Why do you have a bicycle helmet?
He did say earlier he was on a bicycle.
Wait.
You missed that part.
You really do ride a bike?
Why do you have a helmet on a bike, though?
Yeah, you fucking loser.
I never wear it.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop now.
No, I don't wear a helmet.
I have it because it's a fucking significant fine
if you don't have a helmet with you on a bike.
Where?
In New York City?
I ain't gonna buy you
any fucking country, nigga.
I'm still playing about your fight.
I'm still a pussy.
What a female.
Pussy.
A helmet for a bike.
I like bike riding.
Bike riding is great.
What a fucking bag.
All right, I think we just about covered everything.
Yeah, you know.
I was waiting.
What happened to your shower death?
No one cared. Did you die? Shut up, Roy. Clearly, I think we just about covered everything. Yeah, you know. I was waiting. What happened to your shower death? No one cared.
Did you die?
Shut up, Roy.
Clearly, I'm still here.
And clearly, I didn't die.
I'm just saying, when I fucking tweeted and thought that people would tell me, yo, man,
really love you.
All I got back was, well, your album's done, so we don't really give a fuck about what's
going on with you.
Nah.
Hey, when's the album coming out?
Funny you say that, Rory.
October 16th.
All love lost to be here.
Hey, that's actually three weeks from today.
But I mean, just because I'm a realist, it'll leak before then.
I'm probably not supposed to say that.
No, it will.
I mean, it will.
And it's an amazing album, so I can't wait for it to leak just so you guys can hear it in its entirety.
And hopefully you'll still go out and support.
I'll put it on the timeline. Yeah. I'll put it on the timeline.
Yeah, I'll put it on the timeline
as well.
All Love Lost.
That's promo right there.
2015 promo.
No, I meant the link to purchase,
not the album.
And yeah, that's that
All Love Lost,
October 16th.
This was a good podcast.
I'm not mad at the podcast
at nighttime, actually.
I like it a lot.
That's cool.
Yeah.
I kind of...
I have to wait around all day
at work
what job at the radio station what do you do at the radio station marissa can we get to the bottom of this i do the morning show with them i sit in there so you just be in the room no we talk i talk
i never hear you you don't listen oh that's one reason i never hear you maybe if you weren't on
the show i would give it a shot.
And then I blog all day.
Yo, can we start a GoFundMe for Marissa's cable?
I don't want it.
I can afford it if I wanted it.
Check this out.
Actually, though, I really might get it because Nickelodeon has this.
Oh, my God.
I'll name this podcast later.
Episode number 32.
We're out of here.
Goodbye.
Bye.
No, no.
You can't even say anything again after that. I just did. Just leave. No, here I am. We're out of here. Goodbye. Bye. No, no, you can't even say anything again after that.
I just did.
Just leave.
No, here I am.
I'm still saying stuff.
No.
Oh, exactly.
Get out of here, bitch.
One.