The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 35
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That's G-E-T-B-E-V-E-L.com. A lot of people during the course of my Some semblance of a promo run
A lot of people listen to our podcast
A lot
I had no idea
I met so many random fans this weekend
Of me and Rory right
I took mad Madi the body photos this weekend
Can we start the show
Austin we good?
You can leave that in
Alright
And we are here
I'll name this podcast later
Episode number 35
Damn you're good
I didn't even
Is it 35?
Yeah
It's 35
I thought we were 36
My lips are chapped
No 35
So many people
Let me just clarify this
Very quickly
So many people
Have asked me when am i
going to name the podcast that's the fucking name uh that's the name of the podcast i'll name this
podcast later so now that we got that brief psa out of the way what's up yo uh i have uh my dear
friend and co-host moddy the body here with me for some strange reason. She's back.
I keep trying to not send her the address,
but she knows it already.
So she's here.
I've actually been here for like 45 minutes
sitting here by myself.
We switch the time and everything.
Yeah, we try to do the podcast
across the street at the bar.
Just start blowing us up in the group chat.
Hey.
Where are you guys?
And I have my good friend,
and I won't say right hand man.
He's not that important.
Left hand, man.
Jeez, thanks.
I am left handed.
Isn't Joe as well?
Yes.
Well, there we go.
Who knew?
Michael Roars is in the building.
Come on.
Michael Roars.
Michael Roars.
Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop.
And it's me.
Yep.
So much to talk about.
So much.
Maddie looks like shit. I do, because I was traveling. I had a hard weekend. No, no, no, no, no, no much to talk about. So much. Maddie looks like shit.
I do because I was traveling.
I had a hard weekend.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Slow down.
Slow down.
Wait.
We're going to get these jokes off before you explain why you look like shit.
Okay.
Is that a Jurassic World hat?
That's what I wanted to ask.
I need to know the backstory on where you got that Jurassic World hat.
You have on a Jurassic World hat that looks like it was actually in Jurassic World.
Because that's the point.
Universal sent it to me when the movie was coming out, and they sent me a nice pair of sneakers and a whole promo pack.
And you kept it.
And I really like his hat.
It really makes me happy.
You are really a 12-year-old.
It's a very comfy hat.
And this is a LeBron hoodie that probably would look better with some lipo.
Fuck you. It looks a little some lipo. Fuck you.
It looks a little sloppy.
Okay, thank you. And your eyes, you got crust
in your eyes. What's up with your life, man?
Alright, well, I was traveling. I was in
Atlanta. I saw you there. And I got back
late last night and I just kind of fell asleep
and I had to roll out of bed for the morning show.
Stayed a few days later. I did.
I changed my flight. I was about to say, for the
listeners. Change the flight. Wait, about to say For the listeners Change the flight
Wait time out
For the listeners listening
Some of you
A lot was going on in Atlanta
The AC3 festival
Was going on down there
As well as the BET Hip Hop Awards
We're filming
And for those of you
That have never been
Or attended
The cool people
Were gone already
By yesterday
Yes
Well I left yesterday
No
By Saturday morning by Saturday morning.
Saturday morning, Sunday morning, they were gone.
Marnie decided to stay till Monday because she's a loser.
Look, I was leaving Sunday.
And then you got a text.
No, then I went on Twitter and I saw there was a Ty Dolla $ign show.
So I was like, oh, my God, I have to go.
And I saw there was a flight back to another
different airport but kind of nearby so i hit my ex to make sure he could pick me up from the
airport he said wait what what what other airport i flew out of trenton and i flew back into philly
why uh because it was cheap you live in jersey city i know it's only an hour to trenton
Yeah.
Because it was cheap.
You live in Jersey City.
I know.
It was only an hour to Trenton.
And it was $8 a day to park.
How much of a difference was that flight?
That flight was $100. And the Newark flight?
Newark was like $350.
What airline did you fly on?
Frontier, which is basically...
Oh, my God.
They put you in the overhead.
Actually, I was in the first row.
It was kind of lit.
You're the first person I've ever heard actually fly Frontier,
which brings me to ironic that you flew Frontier.
Are you going to go to my bank?
I'm sitting here discussing with Rory and Madi how I'm going to pay them
for their services on this podcast.
Washington's go to wifey.
You know how we do.
You know how we do.
Shout out to Michael Rory's uh michael roars right wifey um who gets to washington why is that so funny to me but anyway uh you got to be a real nerdy hip-hop guy to get
that joke um so i say to rory i say um i say uh so how do you want, well, I got to pay you guys.
I keep forgetting.
And he says, yeah, I sent you my bank info.
And I said, yeah, well, I have to make another trip to Bank of America.
So I want to kind of.
To fly a chick out.
Knock out, yeah, I know.
I want to knock out two birds.
Why'd you have to go to the bank to fly a chick out?
Shut up, Rory.
I don't know.
That sounded good.
Had to switch some funds.
I want to kill two birds with one stone and knock both of the Bank of America deposits out.
He was like, yeah, no, I get that.
That makes sense.
And then Marissa chimes in.
I was like, yeah, you can't do that with mine.
And Marissa said, what did you say?
I said, you can't do that with my bank.
So me and Rory were a bit confused because, I mean, you got TD Bank.
You got Chase Bank.
City Bank.
You got City Bank.
You got HSBC.
Like, there's a million banks.
I have no idea what she would be talking about.
And then we say, well, who do you?
Now, mind you, Marissa's white.
So the words that came out of her mouth blew me away.
I said, so who do you bank with?
And she said...
She don't even know.
She can't even say it.
My mom was literally doing that.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
She also made fun of me today for this.
Provident Bank.
Can you give me three locations
of this bank? Yes! Clifton, Jersey
City, and Fords, New Jersey. Where in
Jersey City is it? I've never even heard of Fords.
That's where I'm from.
It's in Woodbridge. You're from Fords, New Jersey?
Yes. What a fucking loser.
Fords is in Woodbridge Township. Oh, okay. I didn't know.
What a geek.
Where I grew up, my grandma banked there
and so when I-
What?
That was the only bank present when your grandma banked there, though.
When I turned 16 and I opened a bank account, my grandma was like, I just want to take you here.
I'll open it for you and I'll be your co-account, whatever, co-signer.
And I just never changed it.
And they had a dope thing where you get back all of your ATM fees at the end of every single month. And it was free checking, so I just never changed it. And they had like a dope thing where like you get back all of your ATM fees at the end of every single month.
And it was like free checking.
So I just never went anywhere else.
Well, you don't need to get your ATM fees back when you have a bank that is everywhere.
Or you could just get them back from Providence.
So then Rory said that Marissa has the spirit airline.
She has the spirit airline of banks.
But it's a New Jersey-based bank.
I'm just trying to stay Jersey.
Yeah, but ever since you've been getting these fly-out offers,
you might want to think about—
Yo, I got a fly-out offer for a threesome from a beautiful married couple in my DMs.
I saw the tweet, and you were very excited about it.
I mean, I'm not going to do it, but I thought that was nice.
It was just they went about it wrong.
Like, the guy just straight up and was like, threesome and chill. And the picture was nice it was just they went about it wrong like the guy just straight up and was like threesome and chill and the picture was very nice that's going to
the point i'll pay you to have sex with me i liked it it was just like you if you would have been like
yo let's go for drinks you mean my wife no like you put me in a bad position how am i supposed
to reply to that like Like, yes. Yes.
Yes or no?
No.
Drinks are going to change it?
Well, no.
If he would have courted me.
I really would have fucked you and your wife and flown out there, but I did want a martini before.
What is Marissa talking about?
No, I look crazy if I just respond to some random couple.
You would have looked crazy either way.
You look crazy now.
No, then I could have just made me. In that fucking
Jurassic World hat.
And you got the nerve
to be worried
about looking crazy.
All right,
fuck off.
Anyway.
Was this in Dubai?
No.
What?
Where did they live?
Yeah,
where did they live?
I don't know.
I didn't follow them.
Did you ignore?
Did you ignore?
I just said,
oh,
word,
when he said threesome
and chill. And then he followed back with we're not in new york though
but we could fly you out it would be fun blah blah blah and i haven't responded can i want to
see a picture of these people what on earth would make someone want to fly monty the body out i mean
with threesome and chill you can ask the lady there's a there's a couple other people that
have done it oh wait wait there's a wayne sex tape yes there is there's a way other people That have done it Oh wait Wait wait wait There's a Wayne sex tape Yes there is
There's a Wayne sex tape
Oh I missed that
Well I didn't watch it
Let's be clear
That I didn't watch it
Well because we're talking
About threesomes
So I did want to talk
Oh is it a threesome
Yeah it was a threesome
Oh okay
I still do want to see
This couple that she's
Talking about though
Even though you just
Went on a random tangent
It's not random
We were talking about threesomes
And Wayne sex tape Is a threesome.
Still Tourette's worthy.
All right,
Madi is showing us a picture of the couple.
That might be the artwork,
by the way.
Whatever it is.
Yes.
Whoever they are is the artwork.
Well, first of all,
you can't do that.
You have to protect people's anonymity.
No, I can put something over their face.
Yeah, you can put like X's.
No, this nigga did not send a picture
with his kid on top of his shoulders to say threesome and chill.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my.
No, no, no, no.
Jesus Christ.
No, I'm not rolling with that.
That's not cool.
Oh, my God.
Is that to indicate that there's three people in the picture?
With him, his wife, and his kid?
Would that?
That's sick.
That's sick. That's sick.
Because then it's irritating that
Madi would fuck his kid.
No, I think it was...
Okay, you got to think...
No, I think that's supposed to be symbolic
of it being three people, threesome and chill.
Like he's doing...
I looked at it as
we're a very wholesome family kind of thing.
That's where I took it.
So I'm sending you a picture of me, my wife, and my kid
while I'm asking for a threesome
from Madi the body from the podcast?
What are you talking about?
Anyway, let's get off of this.
So Wayne apparently did a sex tape.
I'm not going to talk too much about it because I could care less about it.
But I did want to make mention.
I saw a lot of guys tweeting.
We're in this like weird phase.
When did this happen?
The sex tape?
I don't know
How did I miss this?
Like two days ago
It came out online yesterday
Well
Now today's Wednesday
Oh yeah so two days ago
Okay
But I keep seeing
These fucking
TomLifeIsTremendous.com
Very funny Rory
Go on
I keep seeing these like
Millennial men
Say shit like
Yo I'm gonna go watch the tape
Cause I gotta see If all that shit Wayne be rapping about his dick is true.
Oh, that's weird.
That's a little past weird.
That's very weird.
I don't really understand.
At least don't admit that.
Just say that to yourself.
Well, you shouldn't be surprised because this is the era where men dresses women for Vine videos that they think are funny.
I don't understand that.
I don't think they're funny and I think they're really fucking creepy.
It's creepy.
Well, we already know you don't like transgenders.
Funny to me.
Yeah, me and Joe are just like...
You must have not watched Couples Therapy, 10 p.m. Wednesday.
Shut up.
Wait, did you see Couples Therapy?
Oh my God, did I?
So how did you not get my transgender joke?
When did I dislike transgenders?
I'm right. It's a joke. That means it's true.
I love transgenders. You just tore through my heart and soul with the fucking that's why you don't
value yourself wait wait let's let's talk about i didn't watch the whole show because you know i
don't have cable i just watched the two four minute clips of joe and caitlin on she can't get
money out of her bank so fuck you guys basically what the fuck fuck you guys I can
yo if you ever
shout out to Provident
they've been good to me
over the years
if you are ever going
to fly out
someone for the threesome
and chill
at least
can it be a pre
requisite
that they have cable
at least
I don't need it
I judge bitches
that don't have cable
I swear I do
I choose not to have it though
I can have it
good for you
anyway so you saw
some clips online
yes and it was heartbreaking my little KK shout out to Kaelin I choose not to have it though I can have it Good for you Anyway so you saw some clips online
Yes and it was heartbreaking
My little KK
Shout out to Kaylin
Shout out to Kaylin
She had a sub at me today for some strange reason
I'm not sure why
We're here not to talk about Kaylin
To simply talk about Joe and his performance
I want to tell you guys about my friends
Between Rory and Imani and Johnny and Dill.
Johnny, Gunplay Johnny.
Gunplay Johnny, yes.
They're all dicks.
And because we're all cut from that same cloth of dickhead,
they find immense pleasure in anything
that looks like my downfall
or anything
that just looks like
I'm having a rough time here.
These guys really enjoyed the show.
To mock me, Rory and Imani
continue to promote this show
that I'm sure they've never even watched probably.
Couples Therapy 10pm.
Shut the fuck up, Rory.
It's like Bud and Wednesday's podcast.
It's not Bud and Wednesday's.
Couples Therapy.
It's not Bud and Wednesday's.
Oh, it is fucking lit.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God.
Oh, that's the hashtag.
Oh, my God.
Bud and Wednesday's.
It's not Bud and Wednesday's.
Hey, let me just tell the listeners out there.
It's not Bud and Wednesday's.
That's one.
So anyway, as I was saying before
I was so rudely interrupted
By these two fucktards
So I will
I must admit though
I watched the show by myself
And
I didn't really know how to feel about it
I could see how
I would come off like a dickhead
To some people
Oh could you?
I could see that
That was the first time That that ever happened to me.
I was always very confused as to why people thought I was that way.
But because I speak with such a stern voice
and because of the tone of my voice
and because I always have a straight face on,
even when I'm speaking in jest,
it looks like, oh, this guy's really going ham.
So as soon as I walk in the house
and start having this conversation with Carmen, it looks like I'm going this guy's really going ham. So as soon as I walk in the house and start having this conversation with Carmen,
it looks like I'm going ham.
Now, fast forward.
My friends, because they're assholes and dickheads,
while it was fucking football Sunday and we were playing Monopoly,
they decided to put on the DVR'd couples therapy
and fast forward through anything that wasn't me
and go straight to me just so they could laugh in my presence.
Because laughing alone wasn't enough. And we to me just so they could laugh in my presence because laughing alone
wasn't enough
and we really had a blast
laughing at me.
It was amazing.
It was really, really good.
So much so
that I'm even thinking about
watching it with these idiots again.
Button Wednesdays tomorrow.
Hashtag.
So now,
what did you have to say,
Dickface?
I didn't have anything
to say about the show.
Well, I want to know
why you wrote tampons
on that poor girl's
grocery list.
You wrote tampons?
You don't have cable
so you didn't see that part.
I didn't see that part.
That was the cliffhanger
at the end.
Who wrote tampons?
Who wrote tampons?
First of all,
let me just say
I would have to be
a real classless,
senseless guy to write tampons on that girl's list.
I know some people would argue that I'm classless and senseless, but I'm not both.
I'm not both. I'm one or the other.
You're classless. You're senseless.
No, I'm saying you're not senseless. Pardon. You're not senseless. You're classless.
I'm not classless. I would say he's more senseless No no I'm saying You're not senseless Pardon You're not senseless You're classless I'm not classless I would say he's more senseless
My sense of humor
Can be a bit warped
From time to time
But I certainly
I
Well
I don't think I would ever
Write tampon
For the people that didn't watch
And Monty also who didn't watch
And the people that don't have cable
Also me
They had a grocery list
Cause they can't leave the house
And on it
Somebody wrote In Joe's handwriting,
tampons.
That's not Joe's handwriting, by the way.
That's not Joe's handwriting.
Rory's disagreeing with you from the side here.
So someone in Joe's handwriting that all of us know,
that was watching on Sunday, what his handwriting looks all of us know. What a coinkydink. That was watching on Sunday what his handwriting looks like.
Tampons.
And she got very, very upset.
Why?
Tampons are necessary.
Because she's a transgender.
Oh my God, you're horrible.
You're a monster.
I'm not a monster.
She then goes in
She then goes into her room
To cry
And talk about
How much of a bad bitch she is
And by the way
I mean this
As a very heterosexual man
She looks good
For someone that was
Once a man
And now a woman
She's a pretty girl
I agree
So she's talking about
Flaunting what she has
He's hot
And
Nah dead ass I'm not even joking Did you say he's hot? I meant she has. He's hot. No, dead ass.
I'm not even joking.
Did you say he's hot?
I meant she is hot.
That's what I meant.
Is that what you meant?
That's what I meant.
She is hot, though.
Meaning a lot of guys might get caught up drunk at a bar if she was throwing it.
100%.
I feel like this is a weird conversation.
No, it's honest.
Okay.
So after she's crying, it then cuts to Joe in the kitchen eating pancakes like a sociopath.
Oh my God.
And he goes, it's like a quick cut from her crying to, well, maybe somebody had a reason
to write tampons on there.
So one would believe it's his handwriting
he justified it happening
who the fuck do we think did it
oh my god
I'm being made to look like a villain on this
I don't know how I'm friends with you
I don't really know why I'm friends with Rory either
and then
oh with me
you're crying
why are you crying?
I don't know why I'm friends with you as I'm crying.
That was a funny cry.
Because women interpret, especially TV shows, crazy, which I will jump to a quick change
of topic here.
I was Netflixing and chilling with a young woman, and we were watching Narcos.
Shout out to Shantae.
Chill, chill, chill.
We're trying to keep people-
Keep that low, keep that low, keep that low, keep that low.
So I'm Netflixing and chilling, and I'm watching Narcos.
And if you've seen... Has everyone seen Narcos?
Marissa hasn't seen it.
No, no, she has Netflix.
She told us she has Netflix.
I have Netflix over my family account, me, my dad, and my bro.
All right.
And if you've seen Narcos, it's a phenomenal show.
I agree.
So we're going through each episode.
Pablo Escobar is taking over a country,
murdering people.
This is a spoiler alert.
Raping people.
Also, where is Italian?
Are we getting there?
Pardon?
Are we getting there?
Was this tied into something?
It is.
And how women interpret TV shows.
Ah.
Oh, is that why someone is covering...
So he's mass murdering children,
this and that, taking over countries,
putting coke in the whole country,
ruining everyone.
Ah. She doesn't
say a word or bat an eyelash to
this. The moment
Pablo Escobar
cheats on his wife,
she's sucking her teeth and
going, oh my god.
She can't relate to coke.
I'm sitting there like, wait,
you just saw him murder children.
She can't really relate to that life, but she can relate to someone being a cheating fucking dog.
Women are crazy.
No, she can't relate to that.
If she's Netflix and chilling with a real nigga like Michael Roars, then she can't relate to a nigga cheating.
How about that?
Damn it.
I'm trying to throw my guy under the bus low key.
Okay.
Well, that was my subject change to how Maddie was crying about.
It was a laugh cry. I wasn't crying. About you. Well, that was my subject change to how Maddie was crying about. It was a laugh cry.
I wasn't crying.
About you tampering with the grocery list.
I think my two favorite parts of this show, and I'm going to get off it.
No, we're doing a recap every fucking week.
When Kaylin is walking up the hill and I look like a dick not carrying her bags. Yeah, that was fucking week. When Kaylin is walking up the hill
and I look like a dick not carrying her bags.
Yeah, that was fucking rude.
It was a very funny moment.
We didn't enter that.
It makes for good TV, though.
On the best of terms.
But when she said,
that's why you ain't getting none of this pussy.
And you said, darn, and snapped your finger.
Shit.
Darn it.
That clip was available on VH1.com.
No, that was really funny. and the dots was really, really.
I did hashtag the dots when I was promoting it.
That's hilarious.
I don't think I saw that part.
Yeah, you had to actually see the show for that part.
So I bumped into Madi the Body at AC3 in Atlanta.
And by bumped in, I mean I went to his hotel room.
Oh, yeah.
For a three-summon show?
No.
Yeah, right. She went. Yo, I'm laying in my. For a three-summon show? No. Yeah, right.
With Madi the body.
Even though, let me just say,
Johnny put a picture of.
Oh, yeah.
In our group chat.
Johnny put a picture of Madi the body 2.0
in the group chat.
Oh, no.
And all of us said we would fuck her.
Like, she was really hot.
Fuck you guys.
If you were hot.
We don't know.
Oh, she's a girl.
But if you were hot,
you would be her.
Okay.
I'll show you a picture.
But yeah,
I'm fucking in my hotel room
exhausted because I've been
running around all day
collecting mixtapes
and free t-shirts.
At the mixtape inn.
At the mixtape inn
where everybody stayed.
It was the mixtape inn.
It was so bad.
The Sheridan.
The Sheridan.
It was a nice place
and everyone was still
out downstairs
just throwing out mixtapes. It was one of those And everyone was still Out downstairs Just throwing out
It was one of those places
Where I could not
Take a step
Without having a full
Conversation with someone
About everything
And then someone
Called me cornbread
Because he said
I was thick
Clearly someone
Didn't know how to
Make cornbread
So
We were walking in
And the guy was like
Hey cornbread
Hey cornbread
And me and my friend
Gia were like
What does that mean
Can't be talking to us
And then these two Girls were like Girl you, you don't know what that means?
You're thicker than cornbread.
And we were like, oh, no.
We never heard that.
And then, yeah.
And then we went to Joe's room.
Yeah, now I'm in my hotel room, laying in my bed, under my blanket,
watching Law & Order, bucket naked, having a blast.
And here comes fucking Marissa on my text.
Hey, guess who's in the lobby?
It's me. It's me. Marissa on my text. Hey, guess who's in the lobby? It's me.
It's me.
And my friend is with me.
So now the plus one has a plus one.
So it was three-summoned joke.
No.
No.
You're naked.
Maddie hits you.
I'm with a friend in the lobby.
I mean, it seems like those things, but no.
No.
Marissa's friend was like, no, I like the girl.
She was cornbread.
What was her name? Gia? Yep,, no, I like the girl. She was cornbread. What was her name, Gia?
Yep, Gia.
I like the girl.
So they came, and because Marissa did the red carpet, was it a blue carpet?
A green.
Green carpet for the Hip Hop Awards.
So she came and gave me all her updates, and she told me the funniest story that I had no idea.
And I don't know if this was public knowledge, but I wanted her to share this story on the podcast.
Which one was it? I don't know if this was public knowledge, but I wanted her to share this story on the podcast. Which one was it?
I don't know.
I just remember saying KC Veggies a million times.
Oh, yeah.
Hit you for threesome and chill?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Now, before she tells this story, shout out to KC Veggies.
I'm not familiar with KC Veggies, really.
It's bad that we now have to do disclaimers before we speak about anybody on this podcast.
I'm not.
Just know that I'm not familiar with very much because I'm not in the loop that way.
So I just thought the name KC Veggies was hilarious.
It is a funny name.
Why is someone named KC Veggies?
I'm not sure.
I mean, he does the whole branding with like carrots and peas.
Oh, yeah.
That's why.
She told me that
and I was amazed.
I thought that was
a really great idea.
That was an amazing idea
and then I loved it.
It's organic rap.
You don't know about it yet.
Oh, creative.
Creative.
So then, creative what?
He said organic rap.
Yeah, organic rap.
Yeah, that was pretty good.
The protein.
Yeah, I get it.
Forget it.
They're always funny sometimes.
But anyway, listen.
So, Monty then had to give me some backstory on KC Veggies.
Yep.
And tell me the story.
So, he used to work.
I don't know how much of this is 100% right because neither one came from exactly the same.
Well, we don't care on this show what's right and wrong.
We just want to tell a funny story.
He used to work with this kid.
From the produce aisle.
He used to work with this kid, Anwar Kerr.
It's also in the peas and carrots
family hey and um i think anwar like helped all his branding and like all the clothing and stuff
like that and the whole peas and carrots thing and then casey got a new deal with like i want
to say rock nation this year in epic and they uh cut anwar out of the whole thing and then he
doesn't work with them anymore and he gets like nothing from it you're a horrible
storyteller well i mean that's listen let me so basically let me just clarify here so kc veggies
worked with anwar carrots anwar carrots is the creative mind behind the branding empire that is KC Veggies.
Because apparently these guys have made a shitload of money
off of vegetable merch.
Yeah, I think that's a great idea.
I don't personally listen to him, but he's popular.
He is dope.
I should give him a listen.
I don't listen to him because I don't like him.
I just have not listened.
Who cares that we don't listen to him?
I just thought that this was an amazing idea. So i'm sitting there bigging up anwar carrots so then
fucking casey veggies man i don't think it was casey i think it was the man no no no well for
our story we're gonna say it was casey veggies then fucking casey veggies goes and gets a major
deal and shits on fucking anwar Carrots, the mind behind
this empire. How do you
get shit on by fucking a
guy named Casey fucking Veggies?
Oh, but I think Casey's
a good person. I don't think any of these guys
are bad guys. No, no, no, no. Listen.
Who cares about facts and good shit?
We don't know that this story
is factual or not.
But for the sake of a good story
How could you let Casey Fett
Just shit on Anwar Carrots
Cause even Rocky brought his yams with him
He's here all night folks
Buttered Wednesdays
Hashtag buttered Wednesdays Oh my god Button Wednesdays Hashtag button Wednesdays
Oh my god
Rest in peace Yams
That was
What a fucking idiot
But shout out to Anwar
Shout out to Casey
No I didn't mean that
They're both good people
I really don't know
The full story
So don't throw this on me
So yeah
Shout out to Casey Veggies
Anwar Carrots
We're just telling
Fuck shit stories
Live and grow in stores now
So listen
Madi and her friend Gia
Were doing press on the green carpet
BET didn't respect Madi the body
Or Gia
And they shoved them all the way
At the fucking end
But we still made shit happen
No no no
But let's diss you guys first
What was it for?
Ebro
Ebro okay
They shoved these guys
Down there
In the like
In the nosebleeds
Of the green carpet
And when was Ebro?
Basking in the front of the line?
No, he was...
Home, chilling?
No, he was in D.C. at the Million Man March.
Oh, doing some real shit.
That was dope.
Yo, can I just say,
speaking of the Million Man March,
I was very happy to see so many hip-hop acts.
I was very impressed with that.
At the Million Man March.
And had I not been in Atlanta,
I definitely would have went up there. I'm old enough to remember the original million man march 20 years
right and i felt really old when i found out it was the 20 year anniversary but it was a great
sight to see i'm not even going to focus on the fact that there wasn't too much national coverage
on it well that's expected yeah because if you know how television works like you just i don't
want to get into that because then I'll start sounding
Right fuck it let's just look at the positives
It was covered in places there was good people that came out
It was without incident
It was a good movement a good message
I was happy to see Jeezy
I was happy to see Cole
I was happy to see Puff
I was happy to see Dave Chappelle
I was just happy to see
Ty Dolla $ign was out there
Sunday Yo how come you know I was happy to see Dave Chappelle. I was just happy to see. Ty Dolla Sign was on there.
I thought he had a show.
Sunday.
Oh.
Yo, how come you know everything Ty Dolla Sign?
Because I follow his Instagram.
I'm a fucking fan, bro.
We know what our. You really are from like Ford, New Jersey.
Ford.
There's an S at the end of there.
But you are like that person that represents Ford, New Jersey.
Ford's. And the behavior of people from represents Ford, New Jersey. Ford's.
And the behavior of people
from Ford's, New Jersey.
Thank you.
Anyways,
yeah, so shout out to everybody
that went to the Million Man March in D.C.
I know my mom was out there
because she sent me
20 gabillion pictures.
Aw, Miss Faye.
She's cute.
Jesus, she fucking blew my phone up.
I should have never taught her
how to send a text.
What else?
Some other important things
happened this week
Kiah Sean got duffed out backstage at A3C
I don't know who that is
Tell us who Kiah Sean is
Remember that song in 2007, So Crispy?
Hey, I know that song
And then he tried to take a writing credit
For Drake's Best I Ever Had years later
And he grossed it on Twitter
Oh, it was a guy
Yeah, yeah
Oh, okay
Do you remember when somebody was trying to take
Yeah, but that name
didn't, that name
sounded like a woman to me.
Yeah, yeah.
So he tried to get on stage
during the Taylor gang set
and security like
fucked him up so bad.
Like his dreads got
What's their job?
Yeah, exactly.
And his dreads got tangled
in the cords and shit
and like they had to
like carry him out.
It was pretty nasty.
Um,
I'm a little confused here. What i get that um i get that in
the moment of a performance especially if it's an act that you are really into and feeling how
you can let your adrenaline get the better of you don't don't let little mamas escapade
don't inspire don't be inspired by that yo you should never let me repeat never ever get on a
stage that's not yours unsolicited yep bad things are going to happen what made this person think
that that was all right he's always been pretty thirst i guess that way and um even the fucking
hype men of each artist that was up there like they weren't even on the stage there was no room
it was a huge crew of people that needed to perform and he still kept trying it kept trying the security was like fam
If you don't fucking relax and he kept trying it and now when you say Taylor gang, um, whiz whiz
Um chevy, uh, no juicy wasn't there whiz chevy burner tie
Um some guy some girl named raven or something like that
That just sounds like A lot of people already
Yeah
And Currency was there
So he was already on the stage
So this kid has no ties
To Taylor Bang at all
Nope
He has nothing to do with it
I don't get why people do that
Yep
And that's what happens
I just don't get people
I don't get people
The same way people don't get me
I'm surprised there's no video
I kept trying to look
I just saw a rumor thing
On allhiphop.com about it
And that was all I saw
I did see a video
Of Young Chop.
Also getting hit.
That's what the headline said, but I didn't really view it.
It wasn't that bad.
Oh, you watched it?
I just saw the headline.
No, I saw it about 35 times.
Young Chop, who again, because I'm an old dinosaur fuck, I had no idea he was as established as he is.
He's from Chicago, right?
He did all the Chief Keef stuff?
He did a lot of Chief Keef stuff. He did did a lot of music he's responsible for basically the drill sound is
what they were saying like yeah they credit they credit him with that and his resume is quite
extensive um but he looked to me that was this is my first time ever seeing this this man he looked
like a bigger man himself right yeah he's pretty. So apparently he, I don't know what happened prior to,
but when the video came on,
he said,
and fuck that bitch ass security guard.
Security, yeah.
Now, normally,
if you're an artist with a microphone,
you can say this
and not have to worry about security
heightening a threat.
You're supposed to be protected,
not the other way around.
Yeah, so this security guard in Atlanta
bum-rushed rushed uh young chop and it
looked like he may have attempted to swing but it looked like chop saw him in enough time to you know
they was rumbling by the time the guard got to him and of course all the chops people jumped on
this guy in the video ended with the security uh getting the fuck out of dodge i hope he got
fucking fired what an idiot yeah i have a thing with, and not that I know what happened to make Young Chop say that,
but I have a thing with security guards that behave that way.
Right.
Like security is supposed to secure situations
and not heighten violence.
And that's supposed to do that.
And unfortunately, you got a lot of egotistical
security guards who take their job to the heart and i mean shout out to the people that do a good
job but some of the people like i've had a few incidents at clubs where where the security is
just trying to talk tough and i'm like really my nigga you stand outside of this door every
fucking night is this the greatest idea so i'm either gonna have some niggas come by and shoot
this whole shit up,
or I'm going to sue you the second that you put your hands on me.
So either way, it's a lose-lose.
I don't get we're that smart on security's behalf either way.
I've gotten in scuffles with security guards and ended up being maced head to toe.
Nice.
Horrible transition, but because you said you watched that video online,
I today watched a video of a rat fighting a pigeon in New York
and it was actually really fucking interesting.
I encourage you all to watch it on Complex.
Did they pay you to say that?
No, I was just literally so intrigued.
That was a horrible segue and it was a horrible story.
That a rat fighting a pigeon could be that fucking interesting.
The rat killed the pigeon.
Sam's horrible story power telling
seeped its way into the room.
And then dragged it away.
I'd ask to get a percentage of what they paid you,
but I know you can't get a lot of your bank, so.
You guys have online banking as well.
And an app.
Wait, really?
Yes.
To profit.
It took a while.
They have an app?
It's only in the last couple of years,
but we have gotten an app.
Oh my goodness gracious.
Also, on the last day,
as I was leaving my little walk of shame, Ajace.
Wait, what walk of shame?
No, we're not going to get into that.
What's a walk of shame, Ajace?
Because I didn't have sex.
She wasn't shameful about it.
It was just a walk of shame.
I actually ran into Karen Civil a lot.
She's like, are you staying here?
And I was like, nope, no.
Oh, wait, really quick before we get into this.
So I saw Karen Civil.
I know.
I saw Karen Civil at know I saw Karen Civil
At Ruth Chris
Did you yell at her
For ruining our podcast
No I didn't
But
Wait I don't get it
Because she told you
To stop talking about
Whole shit
Karen Civil
Was at a round table
With like
15 women
Right
And they looked like
They were having
A meeting on
How to stop
Men from being born.
The G-Man Women's Haters Club,
whatever that shit was called.
When did Karen become the fucking spokeswoman for...
You don't even know what they were meeting about.
Well, check this out.
When I walked in...
It definitely had to do with equal pay, I'm sure.
Well, no.
When I walked in, I saw Karen.
I love Karen.
And I said, hey, Karen.
And she said, hello, Joe.
And I said, how are you doing? And I went and I gave her Karen. And I said, hey Karen. And she said, hello Joe. And I said, how you
doing? And I went and I gave her a hug and I
gave her a kiss. I then
proceeded to stand up straight
because she was sitting down when I hugged her. And I
waved to the entire table because my mother
raised me with manners. And I said, hi, how's everybody
doing? And all these bitches just turned
around and looked at me like, that chauvinistic piece of
shit. Who's this nigga with a
dick standing right here where he probably wrote
tampons on a grocery list
you fucking rude
Rory shut the fuck up
I'm like you rude asses
last time I'm polite
to you guys
at your woman empowerment meetings
oh my god
anyway shout out to Karen
so while I was sneaking out
at 7am
because I didn't want
to wake the person up
I didn't even feel like
fucking speaking to them
like I don't want to be bothered
I knocked something
off of their counter and guess what it fucking was what was it
well clearly
are you okay clearly it's no joe is very excited because that's a product that he uses i know
clearly this person whose room you were in must hate razor bumps.
He must.
And must have a coarse hair.
He might.
So have you never seen this guy's face?
I don't know.
I just wanted to sleep there and I crept out at 7 a.m.
I don't know.
He must have coarse curly hair.
He had a smooth face, I'm sure.
Or sensitive skin.
It's pretty hairy.
And maybe, just maybe, he went to Getbevel.com and entered promo code Joe.
I bet he did.
I think he would have got 20% off if he did that.
I'm sure he was that smart.
I'm sure he was that smart.
Why?
You were the one showing all the brains.
No.
You were the one using your brains
Oh man
Anyway I'm sure he went to
Getbevel.com
And entered the promo code
Joe
And got 20% off of his product
If he were a smart young man
Yeah
And in all seriousness
I did get my kit in the mail
Did you?
Yeah
And I used to do haircuts weekly
I can now do them bi-weekly.
My dad wants one.
Can we get him one?
Yeah, and he can get 20% off.
If he goes to getbevel.com
and enter the promo code Joe.
And it's a really great company.
I was learning more via my conversations with them
about the CEO of this company.
He's very young.
He's really into the podcast community as well.
I'm sure people that listen to other podcasts
have heard about this product
Really successful guy
I would like to have him
On here one time
Cause he's definitely
A young entrepreneur
And I think he could bring
A lot to a conversation
That'd be great
Yeah
So
Go get Bevel
Go get Bevel
What else happened?
Raven Simone said
Some stupid shit
I don't really care
Water's wet
Yeah
Yeah I mean
The only funny part to me
was that she said that
next to a woman named Whoopi.
Never even thought of it that way.
That was the funniest part
of that whole discriminatory
statement that she made.
But we don't really care
very much about that.
What else happened?
A lot of stuff happened
this fucking week.
I was so lost in the Matrix.
Well, you were chasing dick.
I was not chasing any dick at all.
I was just fucking hanging out in Atlanta.
You changed your flight to go to a Thai dollar sign concert.
It has nothing to do with dick.
Well, let me ask you one question.
Okay.
Does he have a dick?
He has one.
What do you know?
Point proven.
I don't know what it looks like.
I don't know who did the ciphers this year.
They're happening right now while we're recording this.
Yeah, I know. Oh, I tweeted about the list. the cyphers this year. They're happening right now while we're recording this. Yeah, I know.
Oh, I tweeted about the list.
The list was out.
I know that there was one Def Squad one, and that was good.
I saw Styles P tweeting something about him doing a cypher.
I didn't see his name on the list.
I left halfway through the show.
I know there was one with Charlie Clips in them.
That was a live one on the stage, not pre-recorded.
All right, well, since it's happening now,
don't kill me tomorrow because this is a list I'm reading off
hotnewhiphop.com. They're pretty accurate.
Vince Staples, Black Thought,
KC Veggies,
Charles Hamilton, I'll Be Back,
Dougie Fresh, Eric Sermon,
Trips,
Joyner Lucas, Jackie Spades,
Lin-Manuel Miranda,
that's probably, you know when they do their Spanish shit
yeah
that's probably
what that is
Keith Murray
Razel
Redman
J Doe
King Mez
Rory and Tink
oh Rory you're up there
Rory's there
oh Rory
he stole
he stole my whole swag
cause he started
Roar Fest
oh
he should've hit me up
about that
me and Joe were talking
about the other
he didn't know there was an artist named Rory.
And I was like, yeah, actually someone tweeted one time and thought that it was him, the
artist, on our podcast for weeks until he saw a photo.
So Rory's the fake.
You are the fake Rory.
I'm now the fake.
Well, even though he's like half my age.
So now he needs to be the at the real Rory.
So he's like four.
Basically.
No, I liked his first take.
He's dope though.
That cigarette song I think it's called It's dope
He's from Atlanta
He's cool
I bumped into Rozelle
At the restaurant
925
In Atlanta
It's a new
New restaurant
They've only been open
For five months
Is that the one
T.I. owns?
Is that T.I.'s thing
Scales 925?
Is it?
I think it is
Did the roof have a
We're getting a thumbs up
Did the roof have hookah?
Yeah
Yes Yes That place was phenomenal I hear rave reviews About that place When we did Hennypalooza Is it? I think it is. Did the roof have a hookah? We're getting a thumbs up from- Did the roof have hookah? Yeah.
Yes.
Yes.
That place was phenomenal.
I hear rave reviews about that place. When we did Hennypalooza-
Oh, I didn't know that.
My man Kaz knew the other owner that's the partner with TI, and we went up there, took
care of all the food, the hookah.
They had beautiful waitresses and bartenders.
It's a really nice spot.
Could have fucking told us that, Rourke.
I wish I would have known that while I was there, because I did meet the owner.
It's a phenomenal spot Not TI
But I met
Yeah the partner
Was there food to die for
They had
It was pretty good actually
The best
I want to repeat
The best shrimp and grits
I have ever had
Oh is that what you were
Telling us about
In my entire life
Did you have hookah there
No I didn't have hookah
The hookah hoses they have there
I've never seen before
In my entire life
No the hookah hose Looked great Likeoses they have there, I've never seen before in my entire life. No, the hookah hose looked great.
Like, a lot of them had fat asses.
No, no, no.
The hose on the hookah, sir.
Oh.
Oh, the hoses.
Yes.
Y'all are fucking ridiculous.
I want to shout out to Jazz,
who was our waitress.
Me, Parks, Corey.
She was the most hospitable thing.
See, that's the thing about being down there, especially when you're from New York.
Everyone was so nice and chipper in the morning and wanted to talk.
I used to think everyone's got an ulterior motive.
They'd be like, hello, how are you?
I'd be like, I'm good, what?
I'm just so used to being so New York rude-ish.
I'm not used to fucking talking to people.
So Jazz was very hospitable
and she had a huge
natural real ass.
So Parks is all
gazing at me in the eyes
the whole fucking time.
Why was he gazing at you
and not the ass?
I think trying to tell him.
I was joking.
Go on.
Oh, you were making
your little gay jokes
that you were eventually
going to tie into
a transgender joke.
I know you so well.
Hashtag Bud and Wednesdays.
It's not Bud and...
Couples therapy.
Rory and Marissa,
we are not making Bud and...
You better put that on the fucking artwork.
No, we're not. What, Bud and Wednesdays?
Across the eyes of the family
that sent me the DM. There we go.
Are you guys fucking crazy? It's not Bud
and Wednesdays. It is. It is forever.
Oh my God. Bud and Hive. Get together and do that.
Anyway.
Or mice. Are your followers mice?
Marissa, we already let you
tell a mouse raccoon story.
Now what are you talking about? It was a fucking rat
pigeon. I told you we should have fought.
Listen, fucking
so after spending a few days
in Atlanta
Oh, shout out to Mike Zami. We saw his show. Oh my God. So after spending a few days in Atlanta...
Oh, shout out to Mike Zombie.
We saw his show.
That was good.
Oh my God.
Mike Zombie killed his show. Yo, Joe was...
I've never seen Joe actually be excited about some other shit.
He was fucking jumping up and down.
I'm really fucking into that shit.
He played kickball with us.
He's a nice guy.
Oh yeah, he did come to our kickball game.
Yeah, but he wasn't good and he lost.
I said he was a nice guy.
No, Mike Zombie is great, right?
But I've never been the guy, and I'm going to get a lot of shade for this.
I get it.
I've never been the guy to support a Jersey act solely based on the fact that they're from New Jersey.
I mean, I get that.
They have to actually be talented.
That nigga got up on stage in a straight jacket and completely destroyed his set.
That's dope.
I mean, like...
He DJ'd?
No, he rapped.
I forgot he raps now, too.
Yeah.
That's my apologies.
He performed.
Yeah.
Man, it was like...
Marissa knew the words to every song.
Jersey Sun, huh?
Because she's from Ford.
I love Mike.
He's from Ford, too.
He's from Willingboro 609
Shout out to y'all
We went to his birthday party
Yeah we did go to his birthday party
Yeah me and Joe
Yeah Mike got the hoes
Yeah Mike does
Well they were at his party
I don't know if he's in a relationship
Actually
So I don't want to incriminate him
Mike played beats for Joe one time
And Joe fell asleep
I was tired in my defense
In my defense I was tired
And Mike Zombie is like
A-Rab music
In the fact that
Mike Zombie will come
And play you 500 beats.
Yeah, Mike has beats for days and days and days and days and days.
I can't listen to 500 beats with an attentive ear.
For those that don't know, he did 0 to 100 for Drake, correct?
No.
Start from the bottom.
Which one did you do?
Start from the bottom.
Is there a zombie on the track?
No, there's not.
Marissa, never do that.
Never do that again.
And then Love You No More or something like that with Khaled and Jay-Z and whoever else is on that side.
Oh, okay.
I don't know who else.
Oh!
I get my Drake records mixed up.
So speaking of Khaled,
yesterday I happened to be in a car for about all of seven hours.
And Khaled apparently has a new song called Gold Slugs
that I have heard all seven hours I was in the car yesterday.
And I like the song
I'm gonna purchase that song
Were you listening to Flex?
No
Oh
I wasn't
The driver had a station
I don't know
But Gold Slugs
And
Another one
Is a
Your Mind
Your Mind
Another one
Another one
Yeah Your Mind
Is the other one
Another one
I know you're doing another one
But
Yeah Trey Songz
And whoever but
There's a Fed You Up one
Which leads me to Another one Shut up man Which leads me to I know you're doing another one. But yeah, Trey Songz and whoever. There's a Set You Up one.
Which leads me to... Another one.
Shut up, man.
Which leads me to White Iverson, Post Malone.
I can't escape it.
I love that song.
You would love that song.
The funny shit is...
It's a good record.
Why is that a good record?
Let's talk about it.
It's catchy.
I wouldn't listen to it in my personal time.
But I'm out.
Well, let's talk.
Well, listen.
Hey, listeners.
I'm only playing devil's advocate here Do you think that
There is impeccable writing on that record
No I think there's
Wait no no I got more questions
Do you think that
The hook is just that amazing
I think it's a catchy hook
I didn't ask you that
No I don't think the hook is amazing.
Do you think the music is amazing?
No.
But you think the song is amazing?
I didn't say it was amazing.
I said I liked it.
I think it's catchy.
I think it is for the times.
And I also know the kid is actually pretty talented.
Plays instruments and shit, which makes me appreciate him more.
You know what it is?
Let me tell you what it is.
Drake has started this genre.
This is definitely Drake inspired.
I have a...
Marissa, never do that again.
Never do that.
Never, ever, ever pucker your mouth up to the mic and say,
you know I'm not broke-a. And you are broke-a. Is that the lyric? ever pucker your mouth up to the mic and say,
you know I'm not broke-a, and you are broke-a. Is that the lyric?
And you are mad broke-a.
No, shout out to Providence.
Don't prove me wrong.
She can't even check her balance tonight.
Wait, no, they got an app.
Let her go on the app.
Listen, I got a hard time hearing Drake music that's not from Drake.
Now, it has to be good.
And I'm not saying this is bad, but I've heard this so many places that I'm programmed to like it.
Now, that's not why I brung Post Malone up.
I was doing an interview with somebody today, and they informed me that they heard a Post Malone interview where Charlamagne Tha God said to Post Malone,
Are you aware of who Allen Iverson is?
And Post Malone said, no.
Wait, what?
That could have been a really bad PR move to just make people click it.
Listen, I don't think the person I was talking to was lying about it.
I don't think. But if this kid to was lying about it. I don't think.
But if this kid doesn't know who Allen Iverson is, I'm going to really have a problem with this song.
Now, that's just my brain. I'm not.
I am.
What the fuck do you mean fucking white Iverson and you don't know who Iverson is?
I don't need to watch my first take.
I'm in the fucking club.
How do you even know if he's black if you don't fucking know who Iverson is?
Iverson could be white. It's the white Iverson
Maybe the person doesn't remember the interview correctly
And maybe it was a different question asked
Regarding Iverson
Did you follow his career when you were younger
Or something stupid like that
No I'm not rolling with that one
Listen after this I'm going to look up
I'm going to look up and see if I can find that interview
Because I know on this podcast We don't fact check very often.
We don't want to do that.
So I'm not going to say that that happened because I didn't fact check yet.
But if this kid doesn't know who Allen Iverson is,
I'm going to have a really big problem with this fucking Iverson record.
It's been a slow building record.
It's a really old record.
It's not that old.
It's like April.
No.
April's not that old. At like April No April's not that old
At all
Definitely like April bro
When do you think
This record was released?
Shit
Last year?
Yo I hear this record
Everywhere I go
I think I might even
Heard this record
In fucking Dunkin Donuts
With the A-Rab lady
Singing this shit
Making my fucking
Light and sweet
French vanilla
Yeah cause she takes
20 minutes to make
That shit over there
12 sugars
That's the worst
That's not 12 sugars. Not 12 sugars.
Don't do that.
All right.
The official audio came out February 2015.
Thank you.
Not that long ago.
Yeah.
All right.
It's only October, fam.
I mean, for the record to be where it is now,
I'm sure that's pretty high with the spins
because I hear it everywhere.
Shout out to Post Malone and all of his success with this record because I really do hear it everywhere. Shout out to Post Malone and all of his success with this record because I really do hear it
everywhere. Is there
anything else that I need to talk about that
I have not talked about?
I probably will remember after
this podcast is over, but I do
want to talk about the Giants!
I have a sports report
I can give to when you're done. Give it now.
The Falcons played the Redskins on Sunday,
and it was such a close game.
And then at the very last second, the Redskins scored,
and they had to go into overtime.
And then finally, Atlanta took it home after like 10 minutes of overtime.
I was there.
That's the only reason I know.
Shout out to Julio.
I learned that was a player on the Hawks.
Well, speaking of.
Shout out to Julio.
Not the Hawks.
I learned that was a player on the Hawks. Not the Hawks. What do not the Hawks I learned that was a player on the Hawks not the Hawks what do you call that team wait
wait what are they called the falcons the falcons fuck you guys what were you saying that was the
whole story so that um shout out why were you at that game uh because my drug dealer friends took
me wow okay anyways you know what since her bank has an app and she watched a sports game,
you know what else has an app in sports?
What is that, Roris?
FanDuel.com.
Get out.
You know what?
Shout out to FanDuel.
I spent about $600 this weekend playing FanDuel.
Before I get into my FanDuel campaign here,
it was too much to choose from.
It was too many tournaments.
And my addictive personality...
I can see how FanDuel makes so much money.
I just put like $200...
I went through the trouble of making a whole team
and I tried to sign up
for the $1 million
tournament, but I only had like
$25 deposit.
It was like...
Insufficient funds, dog! So yeah, I had like $25 deposit. It was like, ah!
Insufficient funds, dog!
So yeah, I spent like $800 and I didn't win because everybody I picked did really, really bad. I spent $10 and I lost everything.
But I did participate in Johnny, shout out to Gunplay, winning some money in FanDuel this week.
Oh, because I told him he was about to pick the Lions defense against the Cardinals.
What was available?
The Cardinals, who have a top three defense in the league.
So I told him to start the Cardinals defense.
And who else?
I told him get Carson Palmer.
And sure enough, he won some money.
But if you want to play against me in fantasy football this week,
join my league on FanDuel.
It is easy.
You just head to FanDuel.com slash button.
You pick your players, stay under the salary cap,
and sit back on Sunday and watch your team rack up points.
That's FanDuel.com slash button to join my league.
The spots fill up fast, so make sure you get in before it's too late.
FanDuel is the one-week leader in fantasy football
with more winners and more payouts than any other site, and they're paying out over $75 million a week. Oh, man.
I can't believe I spent all that money and I lost.
I was very upset about it.
And I could see how gamblers pick up a habit.
No, no, I'm not saying that's gambling.
No, it's not.
But I could see how gamblers pick up a habit. No, no, I'm not saying that's gambling. No, it's not. But I could see how gamblers pick up a habit doing that.
I'm not a gambler, and I do not have a habit,
but I cannot wait until this week so I can play again.
For every dollar you deposit,
FanDuel will match you with up to $200 that gets earned as you play.
That's a bonus of up to $200.
The offer is only good for the first 50 people that sign up for my league,
FanDuel.com slash button.
So this week, right, shout out to the Giants who held it down.
This week, I'm going to tell you guys, y'all are going to think I'm crazy.
Eli Manning is on a roll, bro.
Eli Manning.
I do think you're crazy.
Yeah, but Eli Manning is quietly putting up 18 to 25 points
A week
They're doing better than his fucking older brother
I'm still not rolling with him
Well in fantasy he's much better than Peyton
This year because they're predicated on defense
But Eli
Even though I lost
Got me 29 points this past weekend
And he's cheap
He's cheaper
So if you're looking for more bang for your buck, I would go with Eli.
Devontae Freeman has gone crazy every week for Atlanta,
so his price keeps going up.
But Justin Forsett put up about 22 points this week,
and he might be a great fantasy value pickup.
And the Jets having a bye week really killed me
because Braylon Edwards always holds me down
in fantasy. So shout out to everybody on FanDuel
and good luck this week.
Hopefully you win something.
So yeah. Okay.
That was a good little plug.
Yeah, it was real good. Go Giants, by the way.
The Giants game almost gave me a heart attack.
Word. Shut up,
Marissa. I want to know why
you're at a game, but we'll talk about that. I just wanted to watch a game and I was in Atlanta and it was free. It's you're at a game But we'll talk about that
I just wanted to watch a game
And I was in Atlanta
And it was free
It's fine
It's fine
We'll talk about it off the air
I want to really talk about you
And your drug dealer friends
That you have
They don't really sell drugs
I'm just kidding
Oh so you were just saying that
Yep
I'm just kidding
You were trying to offend
Your political connects
Anyway
Why are you looking at me
Like I'm crazy
I don't think you're crazy. I did want to ask
because both of you guys believe in zodiac signs.
Correct? What's your zodiac sign?
Marissa.
I ain't rich, but you know I ain't
broke.
I ain't got a bank.
I ain't got a bank.
I'm a private and duh.
Marissa.
I can very quickly see why your rap career failed
Oh Gunplay
Marissa
Slow it down
I believe in the Zodiac
I went on a bit of a mini rant
Is that Michael Paul?
Marissa why are you not paying attention to this podcast
Sorry go on your mini rant
No I'm not going to go on a mini rant
I do want to know about this Zodiac.
Because I went in today, everyone's talking about it on Twitter,
and I will go verbatim from my timeline to say that you should not use Zodiac signs
as an attempt to excuse your shitty individual behavior for your personal character flaws.
You're still a dick, Daniel.
I agree with that.
Yeah, I saw that meme.
I posted that once.
Okay.
Oh, I thought you were actually going to read some of your funny tweets.
Oh, my funny tweets?
Oh, I had said when people are like,
well, I'm a bitch when I don't get my way because I'm such a Leo.
No, you're a bitch.
You're just a bitch.
Yeah, I agree.
I just can't decide between these two guys.
I'm such a Gemini.
No, you're a hoe.
Yep, you're a hoe.
So I have to sit here and wonder,
are you guys blaming the sun, moon, and stars
for your shitty behavior and preconceived notions
Of people that you have never even met
No
That was too fast and I'm a 10th grade dropout
Am I blaming the sun, moon, and stars
For my shitty behavior
No their shitty behavior
Or your own
Your excuse for your own behavior
And also giving preconceived notions
Of people that you have never met before.
I mean, like, very loosely.
Very loosely, I'm giving preconceived notions to people I've never met before.
Like, I'll be like, oh, that makes sense or something like that,
but it won't really be like, I'm not basing my life upon,
oh, because he's a Gemini, he's going to be two-faced and indecisive
and it's not going to work.
Yeah, and I wanted to ask you, too, because all I get from it,
because I don't research it, I look on my timeline and I see people tweet, I hate fake people, I'm such an Aries.
Well, what sign likes fake people?
Right.
So I'm just a bit confused and I know you two are into it, so I'm really asking with the intent to learn
because I'm very ignorant towards it.
Okay, so let me help you a little bit.
And not that I'm a fucking connoisseur in this, a fucking expert here.
And not that I'm a fucking connoisseur and a fucking expert here.
Zodiac, the signs and what they mean differ for the men of the same sign and the women of the same sign.
That's number one.
It also is contingent upon which day you fall on. Yeah, what moon you were born under.
Yeah, because that plays a big part.
Now, I'll pertain this to me.
Because that plays a big part.
Now, I'll pertain this to me.
Virgos are supposed to be over-analytical deep thinkers.
That's what they say about Virgo men.
That is me.
I don't know if that is me because I'm a Virgo, but a lot of Virgo men that I have met are also over-analytical deep thinkers.
They say we are perfectionists um a lot that that that's
applicable not with your fashion but yeah i'm not dressed like shit i'm just the best when i spit
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But anyway
Off of that
They say we're very
Cleanly
They say a lot of things
About
A lot of the things
That I have read about
Virgo men
Are applicable to me
And a lot of the Virgo men
That I know
Cancers
All cancer women
I know
Are overly emotional
All of them
I haven't met What a shitty name.
I haven't met not one,
not one cancer woman
that is not overly emotional
and cries over everything excessively.
Can I ask you,
have you ever met a woman
that wasn't overly emotional?
Yeah, there is.
Yeah.
But like Leo women,
we love the spotlight.
That's why a lot of Leos
are actually in entertainment.
So we enjoy doing that. We're fiercely loyal like all of those things are what i am too but again i have met a lot of scorpio women shout out to tyrese um because i
always laugh when um uh what's the name of that the signs of love making comes on and and he says
i met a scorpio and then the beat drops And then fucking water drops in the background and all this shit.
I laugh every single time.
But I've met a lot of Scorpios who are really great at having sex.
Now, so I hear.
I've heard that.
I've met a lot of Pisces that suck.
I haven't had sex with a lot of Scorpio women.
But I've heard that about them.
So, I mean, it just depends.
I've met a lot of people like you,
though, that don't believe in that sign shit at all.
Well, I can't say I don't believe in it because I've never researched it.
But off rip, I'm not going to say I believe it.
Well, two of my best friends are
Leos, actually, and they don't give a fuck
about spotlight, any of that shit, or attention.
I mean, they're loyal, but, so, I don't know.
Yo, can I just stop right there for a second? I know
we're wrapping this up, but
how come women get to have two, three, four, and five best friends?
I literally just had this conversation.
Do you know what the word best means?
I literally just had this conversation.
I was like, yo, Joe just doesn't understand
that you can have best friends from different walks of life
because if you have one from your hometown,
you have one from college,
they can all be the best of your friends
from different walks of your life.
Until that bitch thinks she cute
and then she's not my best friend anymore.
No, I've never fought with my friends about anything.
First of all, you know what's funny?
If you go back to,
and this is point number one for me.
If you go back to episode one, two, or three,
I don't remember which one,
Madi was explaining the squad
and she was talking about
how she doesn't have very many friends at all.
No, I said I don't have groups of friends.
I have a lot of friends,
but I have them individually from different things that I've done over the years said I don't have groups of friends. I have a lot of friends but I have them
individually from
different things
that I've done
over the years.
I don't have groups.
We had a whole
conversation about this.
Hey, you win that point,
I lose.
My second point here is
the word best.
Is that singular
or plural?
Best is what I need it to be.
I have multiple best friends.
People can have more than one best friend.
I don't give a fuck.
But you do know that the word
best
Okay, so who the fuck
needs to be so fucking
is singular.
Literal.
Doesn't matter.
They're my best friend from college,
my best friend from my hometown,
and my best friend from work.
You have to like one of them
more than the other.
Nope, I like them all equally
for different reasons.
I don't understand women.
Anyway, I'm not going
to spend too much time
on you and your
fucking fake besties.
Fake?
They're all fucking
real as shit.
I know you hate to promote
but we have to
because the album
comes out on Friday.
Button Wednesdays.
Give you a little plug.
A real plug,
not a joke plug.
See why there's not
Button Wednesdays?
Because the album
comes out Friday.
It does.
It's still Button Wednesdays.
So it's Button Friday.
And Button Wednesday
and Button Thursday.
It's Buttonden week bruh
It's not Budden week
Hashtag Budden week
And I just finished
Plugging the album
No but now you have to
Like give the whole spiel
Where they can get it
This and that
You gotta promote more
What do you mean
What do you mean
Where they can get it
It's a fucking album
You can go on your app
Some people are retarded
You can go on iTunes
Go to Provident Bank
Get the money to buy it
Do not go to Provident Bank
You can go to your store
We got physical copies
You can go purchase it there
You can purchase it on your app Your Android You can purchase it Wherever you normally Typically go to your store. We got physical copies. You can go purchase it there. You can purchase it on your app, your Android.
You can purchase it wherever you normally
typically go to purchase albums. All Love Lost
in stores this Friday. I would have
a whole long big emotional spiel
right now about this album. No, I won't
because then I'm going to change the entire mood in the room.
Well, we're ending so you can change it. Well, Thursday night
it'll actually really be available at like 11 something.
That's how iTunes has been. So tomorrow night
real, real late on iTunes. It'll be leaked by tomorrow. All Love Lost. Oh, wow. It hasn't really leaked available at like 11 something. That's how iTunes has been. So tomorrow night, real, real late on iTunes.
It'll be leaked by tomorrow.
All of Lost.
Oh, wow.
It hasn't really leaked yet.
It hasn't leaked at all.
A couple people tweeted me with the actual album in their hand.
Yeah, because the bundles shipped out.
Oh, the bundles shipped out.
That's right.
That's right.
The bundles shipped out.
So if you ordered the bundle, then you should have it by now.
Oh, yeah.
It's probably going to leak tonight then.
Tonight or tomorrow.
Well, I mean, shit. I'm amazed that it has it. Yeah. Oh, you're coming probably going to leak tonight then. Tonight or tomorrow. Well, I mean,
shit.
I'm amazed that it hasn't.
Yeah.
Oh,
you're coming tomorrow to Hot.
That's exciting.
Oh yeah,
I will be there.
No album of mine
has ever gone this long
without leaking.
Me personally,
I think that is a horrible thing
because I'm not like
some of the label execs
that think,
you know,
the longer it doesn't leak,
the better.
No,
I don't think so.
I think there's a time
that it should leak.
That's what I think.
It's become now that
if you like the album
after it leaks,
buy it.
That's become the formula.
Haven't labels been putting it up
for streaming a few days before,
though?
Is that going to happen?
Well, all of Lost
streamed today.
Oh, no.
Yeah, today on Complex.
Complex?
That's what I was thinking.
Complex.
Yeah, today on Complex.
Also where you can find
the Rat vs. Pigeon video.
Oh, my God. Well, stream it if you like it. Buy it. Trying to pay some bills up here. Complex That's what I was thinking Complex Yeah today on Complex Also where you can find The rat versus pigeon video Oh my god
We'll stream it
If you like it
Buy it
Trying to pay some bills up here
Yeah so we can put
So we can put money
In Madi's bank account
Joe why did you write tampons
On our advertising copy
You know what
I've had enough of you guys
And this tampon
Hashtag better Wednesday
Couples therapy tonight
10pm
Right after Empire You'll already be watching TV So just tune into VH1 I've had enough of you guys and this tampon. Hashtag couples therapy tonight 10 p.m.
right after Empire.
You'll already be watching TV so just tune in to VH1.
Yo, why are my friends
such dicks?
Why?
We just want to see you flourish, bro.
I'm supporting a show.
I'm not VH1 button.
That's you.
I'm not VH1 button
and I'm not flourishing
and it's not button Wednesday.
It's all of those things.
All of these things
are in play right now
I want to thank everyone
for coming out
except for Rory
and Monty the body
so no one
right we're the only
two that came out
I mean well there's
a room full of people
shout out to everyone
in that room
yeah shout out to everyone
in that room
they may not supposed
to be here
so we won't say their names
yeah Monty could like
to divulge everything
hey shout out to Sasha
shout out to Tammy.
Shout out to... Like, you just be getting niggas...
Look, look, exactly. We'll say tampons.
You know what's funny? Madi's like that,
but she would hate for niggas to fucking
start shouting shit out about her.
Because you wouldn't, so
stop it.
Austin, we want to thank you for showing up late.
Oh, and me and Joe and the
group of people in there are going to go do
escape a room
if we don't make it back
Madi's taking over the podcast
what the fuck is that
oh we're going to do
escape the room
what is that
and why wasn't I invited
I don't want to go
but what is it
in the group chat
we did say
oh Madi might want to go
and then Johnny
fucking booked six people
like a fucking idiot
no because Johnny
then texted me privately
and said
I don't want Madi
oh word
word
yeah okay yeah sorry he's saying no from the other room text me privately and said I don't want my other guy oh word Gunplay word
yeah
okay
yeah sorry
he's saying no
from the other room
I can show you the text
yeah no I did that still
you should
I have the text
we're going to do
escape the room
in downtown
damn we did something
like that on
couples therapy too
but
that's when a group
of people go in a room
and thank you
and you have to follow
clues to try to get out
the room
and you have like
a set amount of time.
And it's supposed to be
the most fun thing ever.
Fuck you.
You know what?
You're out.
I'm taking your place.
I'm going to this thing.
So yeah,
if we don't come back.
It's Maddie's podcast now.
Yeah.
Oh man.
And then she's got all the money
to go to Proudly.
Thanks for listening.
We'll see you guys next week.
Fuck Tars.