The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 52
Episode Date: February 10, 20161 year in! The trio sits down to discuss Joe's new love for Ty Dolla Sign, The Superbowl, the top "Hives", Ian Connor & Joe's new friendship, and more! We have I'll Name This Podcast Later t-shirts av...ailable now: http://tinyurl.com/h8habou We started a new segment, "Sleeper Song Of The Week" we're going to put our fans onto a song they've probably never heard of every week, here are the links for this week: Nef The Pharaoh "Michael Jackson" - https://soundcloud.com/nefidelaphante/michael-jackson?in=nefidelaphante/sets/nef-the-pharaoh Ro James "ADIDAS" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncNEc1jJjgg Jesse Boykins III "Come To My Room" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTTtUBjL3Go&list=RDtTTtUBjL3Go
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Alright, here we are back. Episode number 51.
52.
This is our one year mark, everyone.
Congratulations.
She is correct.
Hello.
Yay.
And we're going to start it off with finally Joey accepting the person I've been talking
about since episode number motherfucking one.
It's lit.
Got my Ty Dolla $ign jersey on just to celebrate.
Yep.
Well, I mean, since you're being lead Mike
I'll do role reversal
You can be lead Mike
I'll be the C Mike
Over the weekend I got a tweet from Joe
That randomly said I owe Marissa Mendez the biggest apology ever
And I was very curious
Because I didn't think that he did anything wrong
So I text Rory like what the fuck is our friend talking about
And he was like
I think he's talking about the fact that I put him on to Ty Dolla Sign
this weekend.
You're welcome.
And ever since then, I've been so excited that I put together a playlist and I emailed
Joe a list of songs that he needs to hear from Ty Dolla Sign.
And here we are, episode 52, and we're going to start off by talking about Ty Dolla Sign.
Which is exactly why Marissa is the C mic, because I'm going to tell that exact same
story and it will be way more compelling than the fuck shit that she just said.
So, with that said,
I wanted to start this podcast
with one of my new favorite songs.
I'll play that.
Oh, okay.
Don't drop that ball.
Is it a Tang remix?
No, I wanted to play
Ty Dolla Sign, Horses in a Stable
because I love that song. Rory put me on to the Ty Dolla Sign, Horses in a Stable, because I love that song.
Rory put me on
in the Ty Dolla Sign album
this weekend
after me and him
finished arguing.
We made up over
Ty Dolla Sign, right?
As everyone should.
And I was,
I want to,
well, first and foremost,
as a man,
you want to hold yourself
accountable and admit
when you are wrong.
So I will apologize
to Mahdi the Body,
a.k.a. Mahdi Monroe,
a.k.a. the retweeter of all
aka
and I really don't feel
comfortable doing this
while she has on
a purple and yellow
I think it's supposed
to be the Laker colors
but the purple
is like a soft
faggoty yellow.
I mean purple.
It's like the Barney yellow.
It's definitely not
Laker yellow.
It was supposed to be
a little different
because it's Ty Dolla $ign's jersey.
But it's a Ty Dolla $ign jersey she has on.
Marissa was here parked in front of the building at 5.30.
We don't record until 6.30.
I know that because I pulled up behind her.
You were just ready.
Yeah, she was just there waiting.
So I listened to the Ty Dolla $ign album, right?
I wanted to play Horses in the Stable because I love that song.
He's just naming all his women who I will assume they're all thick if they're horses in the stable.
I would imagine too.
And I'm going to assume that him and I have shared a few horses.
I want to know who that Nicki girl is.
Now, I wanted to play that song, but I was singing the song.
And I said, I got a girl named Nikki in Toronto
And then
He says Chicago first
Then he says Toronto
That's how you set me off
Don't say a word
I don't want to take your mic from you
No
Marissa
You said it wrong
Marissa
Is challenging me
Who I am supposed to be
The new Thai dollar sign guy Who's not very savvy and knowledgeable.
But I think that she's wrong.
I've listened to this song enough to know that the very first line in this song is, I have a girl named Nikki in Toronto.
No, I think it's Chicago.
So I'm confused.
Maddie has been going hard for Ty Dolla $ign for a year.
I've never.
Two years.
Well, on the podcast. We've only been doing it for a year. She's been going hard for a yearlla Sign for a year. I've never. Two years. Well, on the podcast.
We've only been doing it for a year.
She's been going hard for a year with Ty Dolla Sign, right?
I have never been able to challenge her because I didn't know too much about Ty Dolla Sign.
It's dollar.
Whatever.
You're pronouncing the R too much.
So, can we.
I want to bet.
What's our bet?
That he says Toronto.
No, what are we betting?
Yo, you should bet the jersey. No, I'm not giving up my Ty Dolla Sign. You should bet the Ty Dolla Sign jersey. No, what are we betting? You should bet the jersey.
No, I'm not giving up my $10.
You should bet the $10 jersey.
No, I'm not giving up my $10.
Because a real fan deserves to have the jersey.
You don't deserve to wear it if you don't know the lyrics.
It's autographed, too.
Yo, that could fit you, too, Joe.
No, I would wear it.
In L.A.
No.
On sunset.
At Hyde.
Go to Greystone with no shirt on under it.
Well, Greystone is Hyde now, and I was at Hyde. Oh,stone with no shirt on under it well Greystone is Hyde now
and I was at Hyde
oh that's what it is
Greystone is Hyde now
when did that happen
I have no idea
that makes so much sense
when I was in LA
the last time
whenever that was
recently
I said alright
I'm going to Greystone
I was there in November
and it was Greystone
let's go to Greystone
and everybody said
no Greystone is Hyde now
it's a much sexier party.
Shout out to anybody in LA.
Much, much, much sexier in Hyde and a lot more exclusive at the door.
But I saw Ty Dolla $ign there.
He was at the table next to mine.
Dolla $ign.
And I extended my hand to him, and I said, listen, I greatly appreciate your pen because that was true.
I do appreciate his ability to write as a writer
and then he
very kindly and
humbly said oh stop man
stop man you legend man stop stop
you know one of those artist to artist
he's a super nice guy
that wasn't fake he had the same every time I've seen him
he's acted just like that
I'm jaded so I think all these guys
are fucking industry talk fake guys.
Well, you probably get that more.
No, he's the shit.
You get that more
because that artist-to-artist
fake industry friendship.
Yeah.
To regular people,
he's very, very nice.
Oh, okay.
So I can say that's not an act.
That's who he is.
Oh, well, no, no, no, no.
I'm not talking about
the fact that he was nice.
I'm talking about
the fucking artist-to-artist shit.
But he was really, really, really nice.
Super sweet guy.
And I didn't feel bad
because I was honest with him.
I like his pen.
Now, this is where
my confusion comes in.
What is Ty Dolla Sign?
Dolla Sign.
He is a singer.
I'm not calling him a rapper.
Yeah, he's...
No, you can't call him a rapper.
He does not rap at all.
He has never rapped a bar, ever.
He's not a rapper. He is a pure singer. But he's not a singer. Yeah, he's... No, you can't call him a rapper. He does not rap at all. He has never rapped a bar, ever. He's not a rapper.
He is a pure singer.
He plays instruments.
But he's not a singer.
He's also a writer, and he's also a producer.
I would call him a writer before any of these other things,
and I would call him a producer before any of these other things.
I'd call him a producer before I'm a rapper.
But when writers and producers like Dream and...
Rico Lo.
You know, yeah, and fucking...
What's the other kid?
Sean Garrett.
Like, when these people
start coming out
with music
I don't know
what to call them
so I heard
what are the
dollar sign songs
I heard
like Paranoid
Or Nah
Irene
yeah all of the songs
that are great shit
yeah
his hits
the shit that you wouldn't
you wouldn't realize
that he's a true singer from
well he's not a true singer
he's not a true singer.
He's not a true singer.
I'm not going to call him that.
But, so Rory tells me that the guy's album is pretty good.
It's like 5 in the morning right now.
Me and Rory just finished screaming at each other for like 40 minutes.
Which I don't even remember what we were yelling at each other about. It doesn't fucking matter.
We had a nice bonding moment.
So I went and I purchased this album because I'm still one of the people that purchases albums.
Oh, wait.
No.
Back to our bet before we do that.
It's Mika in Chicago.
I'm telling you.
Play it.
From the top.
Turn it up, please.
Turn it up, please.
What's our bet?
The jersey.
Okay.
Okay.
You heard her.
Shock me.
Turn it up, man.
That's as loud as it goes.
All right. Let's Okay. You heard her. Shock me. Turn it up, man. That's as loud as it goes. All right.
Let's be quiet and hear greatness.
Body keeping a jersey.
Damn it.
All right, all right, all right, all right.
That's me, a Jace.
Maria down in New York.
That's me, sort of. Maria down in New York.
That's me, sort of.
Damn, I could have swore Nicky was in Chicago.
Anyway.
Hey, I'm thinking that he was fucking one of my bitches, man.
I don't even want to gloat because I'm just so happy that you finally seen the light.
So I sent Joey an email last night that he tells me he has not checked yet.
But I sent you two of his arguably best songs and then one that he just put out that I also feel he would really like.
No, I don't want to hear none of the songs that's going to make me lose brain cells.
No, these are not it because I'm very well aware of what you like and what you don't like.
So I sent you more of his R&B influence tracks and I left out all the Ratched-ish.
So I buy this album and I'm not going to spend too much time on Marissa being correct
for once in her life.
So I buy this album and funny voices come on like some intercom shit and I'm like,
all right, here we go with some fuck shit.
And then beautiful music comes on on then young Brandy comes in
beautiful music comes on
Brandy comes on?
she starts the album
Brandy is saying LA?
doesn't sound like her
well it is her
why didn't she do more?
I wish she would have cooked more on there
so as soon as that annoying intercom bullshit goes off.
Well, I think that's his brother that was in prison.
No, it's great.
But I'm saying it's someone.
It's not plugged in.
Yeah, yeah.
Now it's plugged in.
Yeah, thank you, Madi.
You can play this low in the background.
So, no, start from the top.
Start from the top.
So the intercom voice comes on, right? And I'm like, all right, cool. I love that whole free TC idea. low in the background. No, start from the top. Start from the top. So the intercom voice comes on, right?
And I'm like, all right, cool.
I love that whole free TC idea.
I love the Miracles.
I just love the album.
It's like the reason I don't really like it, but not for me.
But this is beautiful.
I've been playing this album ever since.
Yeah.
And Miracle is, as you, I'm sure, know, is his brother.
I want a whole TC album from prison, if it sounds like Miracle.
When is he supposed to get out? Never. He TC album from prison, if it sounds like it's cool. He's talented.
When is he supposed to get out?
Never.
He's out?
No, he's never getting out.
Oh, he has life.
Yes.
What'd he do?
Murdered somebody.
Allegedly.
Allegedly murdered somebody.
They're fighting the case now.
I don't know any facts about it.
The proceeds of this album
are supposed to help go toward his case.
Yeah, Ty said every dollar was going to a lawyer
because I guess they had a court-appointed lawyer
in the beginning and fucked the whole shit up.
What a great fucking guy, man.
So it's because of this that I would like to introduce a new segment on this podcast
that we'll do at the end of every podcast where we introduce a sleeper song of the week.
I like that.
I like that a lot.
The three of us.
I like that a lot.
Do we have to agree with each other?
No, no, no.
Can it be old or new?
Whatever you want.
Yeah, I think it should be from anywhere.
Whatever you want.
It doesn't have to be some new shit.
Because I have so much music and songs that I don't think other people acknowledge or recognize.
And I love finding new music.
Same.
And I hate fans that want to keep all that music to themselves and get pissed off when other people start finding out about it.
I hate fans like that shit.
Oh my God.
Like if I like this shit, I want to share it with my friends.
Yeah.
I want to put other people on and like make everyone a fan.
Ty just put me onto a new artist the other day.
So I want to, that's who I'm going to pick later.
Yeah.
So, so, so that's what we'll do.
And we, it won't be like.
Hopefully SoundCloud won't take it down.
Right.
No, we don't.
I don't want to play it.
Oh, okay.
I don't want to play it.
I would like to play it.
That'd be kind of cool.
Maybe a sample.
I'm, I'm, I'm only scared of that because of SoundCloud and how they treat us sometimes.
But yeah, this won't be like when we say we're going to do something and don't do it.
Don't do it.
We really will do that segment.
I already have my song for the day, so you guys can think of you guys' song.
All right, go on.
So with that said, all right, let's turn it off.
Shout out to Ty Dolla $ign.
If you have not purchased his album,
Rory didn't purchase his album.
I did.
The reason why I didn't purchase it
is because it was sent to me from a source,
so I'm not going to say it.
No, no, I remember.
Like five months before this shit came out,
and I sent a screenshot to our podcast text group
and said, hmm,
is this Ty Dolla $ign?
And at the time,
I didn't really listen to Ty like that.
So,
Madi was flipping out my inbox for like three days
and I still never sent it to her.
Joe,
I encourage you to download
Beach House 1.
That is his,
one of his mixtapes.
I don't want to hear any.
No bad brain cells.
It's very R&B.
Very good project.
Then,
then yeah.
Then send it to me.
Listen to the email that I sent you.
That's two of the tracks from there.
Did you send me Beach House 1?
I could send you the link to it.
Yes, it's on the desk.
Why don't you buy it?
You can't.
No, it's free.
Shut the fuck up, Roy.
Or donate.
All right, so yeah, just to close this up,
shout out to Todd Dollar Sign.
If you haven't got his album,
it's a really good album,
even if you don't think you like him.
And that's what I want to talk about.
I think that, you know that I had a long conversation
with a beautiful young lady last night.
It wasn't me.
Actually, it was two beautiful young ladies last night.
We were just talking about music.
I think that people,
I don't want to say people are confusing their fan bases
because they're not.
I think the casual fan is getting confused.
There's so much versatility in music is what I'm saying.
So you have to kind of be very careful about what you release
because it's very easy to lose people.
And be pigeonholed.
Yeah, exactly.
I heard whatever I heard from Ty Dolla $ign
and concluded after song four,
I never needed to hear him again
because it wasn't for me.
Not that the music was bad,
but it's just not the type of music I listen to.
And this album is totally different.
And I could think of a few other artists
where that has happened.
It's happened to me in my career.
Shit has happened to Nicki in her career.
We can name a bunch of people where this has happened
where you just confuse your fan base for a little while uh
how do you get around that how do you fix that it sucks too because it's like sometimes they're
just playing it safe and putting out the singles that they know are going to do well because if he
puts out like a solid the babyface record as a single it's probably not going to get the radio
play and the stuff that'll make the casual fan turn over. Horses in a Stable should be out.
Shout out to Tish Hyman, by the way.
She wrote that.
It should be a video.
It should be out, and people should know it because niggas like me,
especially at this stage in my life where I have way too many bitches,
I have way too many bitches.
It's starting to become problematic.
I can relate to that song.
Horses in a stable. Jesus Christ. Horses in a stable
Jesus Christ
Horses in a stable
What you gonna do, Ty?
That I can ride
Oh, anytime
Hey, take a ride, Dumbahorn
We need some reverb
We gotta continue doing this
Horses in a stable
I think we sound just like him, honestly.
Yeah.
We sound good.
We sound good.
Yeah.
I don't sound like fucking.
We should do the Monty Monroe Joe Budden remix.
I don't sound like fucking Joe sent a poster.
What?
A dollar sign sent poster.
No.
No.
I mean, hey.
No, no.
That was creative, though.
That wasn't.
That was A for effort. Hey, I haven't been to the studio That was creative, though. That wasn't... A for effort.
Hey, I haven't been to the studio in a while, man.
Almost as bad as the reach that he did last night.
Did you see what he said?
He's like, you can't spell officially Ice without my Ice.
I missed it.
No, that was funny.
That was such a reach.
Both were talking over each other.
Explain what happened.
He said you can't spell officially.
Wait, shut the fuck up, Rich.
You're saying it wrong.
You gotta give the context.
Okay.
Me and Ice were doing the fucking, our fucking troll each other Shit that we always do
And he was making fun of me
Because Teary said no to me
On VH1
Oh no I favorited that tweet
It's in my favorites
As it should be
That was great by Ice
I laughed really
Appreciate it
Really hard
So then Ice just started
Talking about
How Ice
Laid the blueprint
For fucking all the followers
I mean he said something back
And then I said
You can't spell
Officially Ice Without L Y for fucking all the followers. I mean, he says something back, and then I said, you can't spell officially ice
without L-Y lie ice.
Such a fucking reach.
It is like...
It was a bit of a reach.
Let me tell you something.
It's definitely a reach with me saying it.
It read much better than that.
I had something in parentheses.
It was like,
you can't spell officially ice without lie ice. Go ahead. We know you're going to lie had something in parentheses. It was like, you can't spell feastily ice without lie ice.
Go ahead.
We know you're going to lie, nigga.
See, it was great.
But anyway, whatever.
I'll scroll back.
I'll scroll back.
Yeah, you had to be there.
So one follower told you, like, get back in the studio or some shit.
Yeah, he was right.
He was right.
It's been a while.
I ain't been in the studio, man.
Yo, why am I melting in this fucking place?
Because we walked up nine flights.
By the way, fucking Jack B. Nimble over here.
We both had to walk up nine flights of stairs.
Joey flew up the shit.
I came up like 15 minutes later on the floor dying.
But Joe ripped off all his clothes.
Did you take an Adderall today?
No.
Nine fucking flights.
He like flew.
I'm literally dying. We're up on the ninth floor.
But there's an elevator that works.
It wasn't working when we walked in.
It wasn't working.
When we got in, the line was snaked out the hall.
A thousand people downstairs. It didn't work at all. Fire truck line was snaked out The whole Thousand people downstairs
It didn't work at all
Fire truck and shit
Yeah it was fucking horrible
That white privilege
They really roll out the car
Shut the fuck up Rory
Alright so
Well Monty's white right
Jace yeah
So listen
We should recap
Last week
Oh my god no
Thank you everyone again
That was like
Just quick
The coolest shit ever
What do we think about it
I thoroughly enjoyed it
Thank you everyone that came out It was definitely a coolest shit ever what do we think about it i i thoroughly enjoyed it thank you everyone that came out um it was definitely a learning experience
before we do la or another city yeah um joe any thoughts on uh uh it was a great turnout uh great
energy in the building a lot to work on but it was it was good it was good to see that type of
support from your your home your hometown your home city your home base yeah so i look forward to doing one of those in la uh done a bit better of course i look forward to
doing one in philly uh dc it's just a few spots that i want to hit and just see the people and
and engage and it was great to see i think a lot of our fan base probably isn't super into podcasts
so it was good to see a podcast like ours do a live show with such great reception.
Because there's like
the nerdy podcast
where you're going to get
the people that love podcasts
to go out to see live ones
but I think we have
a casual podcast fan.
How do we get
the nerdy podcast listeners?
We got to fucking
talk about real hip hop
or science.
Oh, get the fuck out of here.
Science or science.
Or the weather.
Hey, hey, hey.
You mix these molecules.
No, I'm going to turn this into fucking Bill Nye Presents.
Bill Nye is the science guy for you young whippersnappers out there.
Yeah, we used to.
Everybody doesn't know.
We came up on Bill Nye.
So if we know.
Remember when Twitter killed Bill Nye and it was just a lie?
Yeah, I do remember that.
That was horrible.
But I'm really, I'm still floored that people like flew out from different cities and stuff.
Like that's really fucking cool.
Yeah, we generally appreciate the support.
Seriously.
And hanging out with my child, I realized the generation gap.
I always tease you guys for being young fucks, right?
But Jesus, man.
So I'm trying to explain to my kid who raps, who was born in 2001 and who's from New Jersey.
I'm trying to explain to him the importance of Redman because I feel like that's important.
I feel like it's my job to let him know hip hop from way before him.
Well, that's your job as a father to begin with.
That's what I think.
Yeah.
That's what I'm talking about. I'm not even talking
about rapper shit. I'm talking about
if you want to, if he want to rap,
these are the people you should know. But in
talking to him,
oh yeah. Listen, man.
It's already hot in here. I had three
extra pepperoni
slices today to celebrate National
Pizza Day.
And I'm probably the only one that knows today is National Pizza Day. And I'm probably the only one that knows
today is National Pizza Day.
I saw it on my timeline just like you did.
I didn't see it on my timeline.
I went to the pizza place and a bitch
called me on FaceTime and she said, what are you doing?
I said, eating pizza. She said, for National Pizza Day?
I said, no, but
now that you tell me, I'm going to have more pizza.
I'm mad how arrogant
you were about, you don't know what National Pizza Day is?
And you found out from some shit called FaceTime?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that's me.
You pretentious fuck.
That is me.
That is exactly me in a nutshell.
One word, pretentious.
I feel like so much has happened, but I never can remember because I don't remember yesterday.
Oh, the Super Bowl.
The Super Bowl.
How do we feel about Cam?
I think the media
Is overblowing all this Cam shit
I mean he still should have been
A little bit of a better sport
I completely understand
Why you're not playing shit
How old is Cam?
26
Yeah I don't want to hear this
I get really peeved
That's my white people word
You get really peoed
That's the white people word for real
I've never heard that one
So what does that mean?
Pissed off
Peoed
Wow Yeah that's the supreme I have heard that one. So what does that mean? Pissed off. P.O.ed. Wow.
Yeah, that's the supreme.
I have heard that.
That's the supreme one.
And every time I hear it, I have that same reaction.
What's that?
Ugh.
All right.
I'm getting really P.O.ed at some of the older media journalists and just sports reporters with the overdoing of hot takes i do understand that
super bowl is big cam is big and this is a story that he walked away from reporters and so forth
and so on i feel like no one in the media is ever empathetic toward the position of the athlete
right that's just how i feel and i'm not saying that i agree with cam's behavior i'm just saying is ever empathetic toward the position of the athlete. Right.
That's just how I feel.
And I'm not saying that I agree with Cam's behavior.
I'm just saying
a 26-year-old man
you're expecting
to have Peyton Manning class.
Right, and this is his first huge loss like that.
This is his first time in the Super Bowl.
They played like shit.
The entire team.
He has led that team by himself
for an entire year without their best
weapon. Calvin Benjamin.
Can't wait to see them next year with him.
Best year was a tight end.
Yeah. Well, Greg Olsen's nice.
But they're going to have some weapons
next year. I don't think Ted Gidgen has thumbs.
You're losing me. I was keeping up.
Well, my point is,
he's 26 years old.
Should he have a little more
respect for the game and and just respect for his peers and and do people make a good point when
they say listen you were showboating around all season long when you were winning don't tuck your
fucking dick between your legs when you're losing i agree with that however things need to happen
for people to learn how to behave that way absolutely and they're poking and prodding the
kid too this is one of those moments.
Like, if we could rewind to when everybody was 26 years old
and put a microscope on them for the world to see,
I don't think everybody would be so proud of their behavior.
Right.
I certainly would not.
Hell no.
So, I mean, I want to congratulate Cam for an amazing season.
Hopefully he'll eat,
we'll take something away from this and just do some things differently next
year.
I want to congratulate the Broncos for winning.
I rooted for the Panthers,
but I bet on the Broncos because I wasn't betting football.
I was betting the world and the world is black and white.
And I just had a real hard time seeing football's two most beloved white
people,
Peyton Manning and John Elway, with this storybook ending.
Peyton may retire.
He's washed.
Let's get him out of here with a win the same way John Elway did
who brought him here to get the second ring.
I get it.
I get the theatrics.
I didn't see them letting nigger man Cam.
And I say that because I do think behind closed doors and the higher ups,
they're looking at him
and all this dabbing and hip-hop
culture shit that he's endorsing like some nigger
fuck shit. Ain't one of them niggas win no
damn Super Bowl against no damn Peyton Manning.
So I bet the Broncos not won a lot
of money. I had a great time at the Super Bowl.
Had some
friends and family over.
Yeah, my friends were over at your house.
Where were you? I don't like going out on the weekends. I went out on Friday. They were over at your house. Oh, yeah. Where were you?
I don't like going out on the weekends.
I went out on Friday.
They dumped her, Rory.
I dumped them.
They called me like, you want to come to Samira's?
I was like, no, because I went out on Friday night to a Lil Wayne concert.
It was the littlest shit ever.
And I was still tired from it two days later, so I couldn't go out.
Who asked her all of that?
No, because I just didn't want to see people and talk to people.
I wanted to be by myself. Who asked her all of that? I just was saying just didn't want to see people and talk to people. I wanted to be by myself.
Who asked her all of that?
I just was saying that's why I didn't go out that day.
Nobody asked you to go anywhere.
We're saying that your friends came.
They invited me and I said no.
Your friends can't invite you to my house.
Yes, they can.
No, they're plus ones their damn self.
They are.
And I don't do plus ones having a plus one.
Yeah, but they're basically my plus ones because I have an open invite.
You don't have an open invite.
I do.
That's the same thing Rocky thought last week when she came in that house.
And I said, yo, who the fuck invited her?
Did we ever find out?
I found out.
Yeah, I found out.
Oh, okay.
I stopped the whole fucking press.
And I love Rocky.
Rocky's got a podcast coming soon.
She said two years ago.
So, I mean.
Which means sooner now.
Be on the lookout for that. coming soon, she said two years ago. So, I mean. Which means sooner now. Be.
So, be on the lookout for that.
Yeah, yeah.
So, yeah, no, you're not just invited to my house whenever.
I didn't know that Chris Martin.
Coldplay?
Yeah, but I didn't know that he was the headliner.
Yeah.
I had no idea. I had no idea that he was the headliner. Yeah. I had no idea.
I had no idea that his name was announced first.
And when they got a very lukewarm reception,
they just kept adding stars.
And Beyonce's going to be there.
And Bruno Mars.
And Auntie Potato Salad's going to be there.
I had no idea that they were doing that,
which if I would have known that
while I was watching,
remember that the picture
they took when we were,
and I was calling him you,
and I'm like,
look at Rory, man,
awkward in the middle.
That was like a photo bomb.
That was like little mama.
Yeah.
It wasn't supposed to be there.
He was the headliner, though.
Oh, yeah, he was.
But he was the headliner.
But he wasn't dressed like that.
I mean, he looked funny.
Yeah, I know.
Well, they did their school day shit with the back and forth.
I enjoyed Bruno Mars and that type of shit.
Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
I'm going out on a limb here.
I'm about to get in trouble.
I'm about to get in trouble from the beehive.
I'm about to get in trouble from the beehive.
I'm going to get in trouble from the beehive.
I'm going to get in trouble from the beehive.
I'm going to get in trouble from the beehive. I'm going to get in trouble from the beehive. I'm not the biggest Bruno Mars guy. The views and opinions of Joe Budden are Joe Budden's and Joe Budden's only.
I'm not the biggest Bruno Mars guy.
But I thought, or maybe it's the guy in me.
Maybe it's the misogynistic guy. Well, when all the women in your house started going crazy with Beyonce and then Bruno came on, we started fighting.
We were bad like bitches over Bruno.
Yeah, get that shit, Bruno.
Listen, I'm not going to lie.
Hey, Beehive, Beehive, listen.
Don't, do not kill me.
I don't hear me anymore because Rory did some fuck shit.
No, you might not.
Can you still hear me, Joey?
All right, there we go.
I'm back.
All right, long as I'm there.
Listen, Beehive.
So rude.
My Gs.
Don't kill me.
Just giving my honest opinion.
I've never been more scared than I am right now about what's about to come out of your mouth. No, I honest opinion. I've never been more scared
than I am right now
about what's about to come
out of your mouth.
I told you,
I said it in the living room that day.
I thought that Bruno Mars
bodied Beyonce on a dance-off.
Okay.
You didn't think so?
I'm scared.
Yo, B.I. got me shook.
B.I. got me shook.
The B.I. is Calvin
and I'm on the block right now.
Yeah, we ain't playing with dumb.
What's up, y'all?
Love y'all.
Hope you're having a good day. Fucking punks. I'm'm on the block right now. Yeah, we ain't playing with them. What's up, y'all? Love y'all. Hope you're having a good day.
Fucking punks.
I'm Cameron on the block
and Calvin has me shook.
Wow.
Let me tell you,
I'm fronting right now.
I'm scared to be high too
because I said something before
and them niggas
was in my shit
for the next year.
Yeah.
Hey,
so that's a good topic
to talk about
just on the fly real quick.
Let's rate the hives.
Oh, we could do that.
All right.
I know.
My hive is in last place.
Which hive instills the most fear out there?
It's like a top.
Well, the top three, I would say, are Beyonce, Nicki, and Ri.
I'm going to go with Black Lives Matter as number one.
They get motherfuckers fired.
Oh, that's definitely.
I didn't know we were going there. Is that's racist on the low yeah we're talking about music
that nigga can't wait to throw in a black lives matter or white privilege fucking one-liner
i don't think i've ever said a black lives matter one-liner on this no you said one year no no you
said the super funny racist black joke on the elevator i laughed laughed my ass off. I don't remember what it was.
That was super funny, but whatever.
I remember it.
I'm not going to say this.
Beehive, Navy.
I think the Beliebers get the fucking Barbies out of here.
They're like nice though, the Beliebers.
Well, I don't know.
I've never really experienced one.
I think the Barbies are 10 and 12 year old girls.
I just chewed right into this.
The Barbies don't really scare nobody. They're actually kind of quiet. They're just supportive. are 10 and 12 year old girls. I just chewed right into this. Like, the Barbies don't really
scare nobody.
They don't scare anybody.
They're actually kind of quiet.
They're just supportive.
They're a good group of girls.
Oh,
Lil' Kim's fans,
when they used to,
like,
tell me about shoving dicks
down my throat.
Monty,
Monty,
Monty,
Monty.
I'm not saying they're the top,
I'm just saying.
Alright,
well,
Future Hive,
we have,
I'm not putting him in the top three,
I'm just saying.
What are the damn Hives?
Future Hive,
Navy,
Beehive,
I'm out the loop here.
Team Breezy. I've never seen them. No, they're very prevalent. Are you kidding me? saying what are the damn hives future hive navy beehive i'm out the loop here i'm breezy
um i've never seen them no they're very prevalent are you kidding me there are
very much online yeah no but you can't they can't they don't have a leg to stand on
don't even trip wait and i think that chris brown and jamie foxx are two of the most talented people
on earth but chris brown is he's done I just don't think that
I've never seen them
attack anybody
oh they've gone
well I've never seen it
oh they attacked me
they attacked me one time
the Ty Dolla Stans
I am the leader of that
wait so that's it
just you
just me
oh wait Drake
I was going to say Drake
Drake has to have
what do they call them
they're the owls
no
I think they just call them
Drake Hop
no no no
everybody cannot be a hive.
That is fucking annoying because then it's like taking away from...
Drac is the best.
No.
Is that owl noise?
Like the OVO.
Wait, wait, wait.
Can we acknowledge my bum owl?
We're trying to pretend that it didn't happen.
Fine.
I'll keep doing it because I'm immature.
Okay.
Maybe they just call themselves...
You're a ghost.
What are you?
I'm an owl.
You sound like Casper. Maybe they're just like OVO, period. They just call themselves... What are you? I'm an owl. You sound like Casper. Maybe they're just like
OVO, period. Like they just call themselves
they consider themselves OVO, you know?
I feel like you have to have a name to really be
a thing. Well, they're like OVO
Sean. I still don't understand Rihanna Navy at all.
Yeah, I have no idea. What does that mean?
Well, Cash Money's Army
Navy. But Rihanna's not in Cash Money.
Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying
maybe because the whole phrase of we're an army we're a navy. I feel like But Rihanna's not in Cash Money. Yeah, I know, but I'm just saying maybe because the whole phrase of we're an army, we're a navy.
I feel like a Rihanna fan doesn't even know that line.
A real teenage that's in the Navy.
But what does that line have to do with Rihanna?
Yeah, it has nothing to do.
I'm just saying that there's armies in Navy.
I think Navy is the coolest one.
I mean, that's cool.
Wait, what is the Team Weezy one?
I definitely want to hang out with Rihanna Navy chicks well more than any of the Hobbs.
Oh, come on.
You know them bitches.
No, they're all crazy and young, too.
Wait, no, no, no, no, no.
You got the Navy fucked up.
The Navy is fucking, they got the pills, they got the weed.
I mean, she has some bad bitch fans.
They traveling.
Like, come on.
The Navy is coming through with the hoes, my nigga.
Wait, what is the Wayne fans?
Oh, wait, what are your fans?
Mice?
Huh?
Mice?
Because of your mouse.
Money, money, money, money, money, money.
I think you have to have a certain...
I had a really bad joke, but I...
I think you have to sell...
They're just suicidal.
I'm sorry.
That wasn't funny.
We love you.
I like your fans.
Yes, we love all of you.
No, I really do like your fans.
I'm one of the few people that doesn't mind them.
Wasn't it Moe Jizzle or one of them no I really do like your fans I'm one of the few people that doesn't mind them wasn't it Moe Gisle
or one of them
one time that said
like all Joe Budden fans
are like suicidal men
and fucking something
girl that was a bad joke
first of all
we never want to say
the word Moe Gisle
on his pocket
actually we're
having all of that out
some niggas don't
take care of his daughter
I don't follow him
we should leave him
on that
all right let's leave him
on that
wait does Wayne's team have a thing?
Mighty, mighty.
It's over, baby.
It's over.
It's over.
It's over.
One Direction has something.
I just don't know the name of it.
And those chicks are nuts.
You're right.
You're right.
One Direction has something.
It's called something.
Taylor Swift Squad.
Swift Squad.
She has that.
I'm off it.
I'm rolling with the Navy.
I mean, I'm down with the Navy, too.
How do we feel about Rihanna's album that I finally listened to?
I like it even more than I did last week when we spoke about it.
Same.
That song that I love so much.
Damn it, what's the name of that song I love so much?
Where's my phone?
Oh, it's over there charging.
I don't remember the song I love so much.
But damn, that song is amazing.
Rihanna is good for giving you some sexy fucking shit, man. There's a track list right there. I'll tell you right now the song i love so much but damn that song is amazing rihanna is good for giving you some sexy fucking shit man there's a track list let me i'll tell you right now the song that i
like yeah but damn she gives you some sexy music kiss it better oh my god that is my favorite song
oh man i wish i'm going home to jam i was playing that in the car while i was waiting to talk about
no that song is amazing it really really is i, really is. I want to check the credits to see who wrote and produced that record.
It's really good.
But now listen.
Rihanna sold what?
135?
And I don't really care about that.
I don't even know if we know what she sold anymore.
Yeah.
Because like title.
No, no, no.
It's a different number every day.
No, no, no.
The title thing was a one day thing that went platinum, but that was a one-time promotion.
Samsung bought a million albums and gave them away.
That didn't count toward anything.
Jay has to stop doing that.
I know.
That didn't count toward anything but her little platinum certification.
Billboard did not count those numbers.
So the first full week of sales was $125,000.
So, and she did beat at number one.
Which is lower than what she normally does.
But that's also um without
physical copies that's strictly digital the uh physical copies went on sale this week so this
the chart ending this coming friday will have those numbers mixed in with it but obviously
they're going to be lower because she's already been out for two weeks now or higher i mean well
no the percentage is going to go as a but the amount will go up. Yeah.
Her physical size. I don't really care.
Oh, man.
No, I don't care either, but I had to ask because...
See, the fans are lucky.
Fans get to listen to music and just enjoy it.
They get to fucking be critics and say whether they like it, whether they don't like it.
When I hear music, it's work.
It's work.
So when I'm buying Rihanna's album
and I notice that Bitch Better Have My Money is not on there,
I have to assume Rihanna didn't get her money.
She never...
That's what you concluded?
Well, I've been hearing Bitch Better Have My Money for seven months,
and then I finally get the fucking Rihanna album and it ain't there,
I got to assume that fucking the bitch ran off on the plug twice.
Well, A, the single didn't hit like she wanted it to,
and B, the single's been marinating for so long,
why waste the space when the labels are so about consolidating the albums now?
Oh, that's such bullshit.
Knock it off.
What label is about consolidating the album?
Every artist has been saying that lately. Like, oh, they're making us cut it down to ten songs now. That's not true. That is such bullshit. Knock it off. What label is about consolidating that album? Every artist has been saying that lately.
Like, oh, they're making us cut it down to 10 songs now.
That's not true.
That is not true.
Well, they've all been saying that.
That is not true.
First of all.
Well, I have a theory, which I have no evidence behind it.
But I think she put out the Paul McCartney Kanye shit.
That didn't hit.
Didn't use that.
Didn't hit.
And I think she was trying to find a sound for this album.
That might have been an attempt.
That didn't work.
Bitch Better Have My Money didn't really work. I i mean they shoved that song down our throat and i think
in the meantime while she was trying to find those two singles that didn't work she made this album
as album cuts and it came together and she said this is pretty good i want to put this out like
this she tried with american i think this is what she made this is an album of album cuts to you
uh for ariana yeah this is arm this this isn the meantime. This is an album of album cuts to you? For Rihanna?
Yeah.
This isn't typical pop.
Compared to Unapologetic.
That Drake record is a...
Well, that's the biggest single.
That's the only single on there.
Even though I think
Needed Me can definitely be a single.
I don't think so.
I think this is a record
could be a single
and I think Kiss It Better
could be a single.
Needed You is a single.
That's the one I just said.
Kiss It Better is a single.
It is.
It is.
Later on. Not first or second but later on in the project.
If she puts out We Needed You, right?
No, no, no.
I take that back.
Put out the Drake record, We Needed You, and then Kiss It Better.
You're not mad at that.
Not at all.
That's what I'm saying.
That's the exact order I would probably do.
I don't know about Kiss It Better yet, but Needed Me should definitely be the next single.
Well, what would you go with third?
Yeah, pick it up.
You can check it out.
Now, I'm only talking about this
in depth this way, listeners,
because Rihanna,
if some of you don't know,
really makes amazing albums.
She does.
Yeah, maybe Kiss It Better.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Look, that song's my shit.
I'm leaving here to go jam, man.
Some other music came out. Yeah, the other ones to go jam man some other music came out
yeah the other ones
are really short
what other music came out
that I wanted to talk about
outside of Rihanna
we just put something out
oh yeah
Khalifa album
Magic Jordan put something out
I gotta buy the Khalifa
Magic Jordan
I bought it
I bought it too
Young Thug
what did you think
let's stop for a minute
what did you think
I went in there with
a place like this
EP still in my head um
and i think they made an album a complete album that i have to listen to from front to back to
really like there's no standout records that i'm like oh i gotta go back and listen to that
but all the way through i enjoyed it it's a very cohesive that's a nice way of saying you were
disappointed yeah but not of anything they did.
Because of your own expectations.
Yeah.
Because that EP is amazing.
Like one of my favorites in the past.
If you do not have that Magic Jordan EP, you should get it.
What's the name of it again?
A Place Like This.
A Place Like This.
You should get that EP if you're into Magic Jordan music.
But like A Place Like This had her.
There's no her on that album.
Her should have been on the album.
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
That whole EP should have been on the album.
One of those songs is on the album that I like.
One of them, no?
No.
I have the track list here.
All right, we'll pull it up.
Anyway, so that album is great.
I haven't listened to Future's album yet.
What do we think about Ciara's song Future?
Interesting.
That's confirmed.
That's not just some chatter shit.
Yeah, that is confirmed.
That's confirmed.
For $15 million?
Yeah.
But I don't think it's about the defamation of character.
Keep my name out your mouth.
Yeah.
I think it's more, not to get the money, but to get the judgment of he can't speak on me
or he's going to have to pay.
I don't listen to Future and i don't follow him on twitter so
is this something he says in his music or is he saying this it was interviews he's been rapping
about fucking he's been rapping about sierra for fucking since they broke up and he said it on
twitter like a month ago we gotta get you a uh a fucking lawyer here we ain't got sierra money
and i'm done rapping about here anyway and you don't have future money i saw to hear you
basically we were at a brunch together how you know you don't have future money. I sought Tahiri last weekend. That's true. Basically.
We were at a brunch together.
How do you know I ain't got future money?
How do you know what money future got?
Future.
I mean, she's going for 15 million.
Yeah.
That don't mean that he has 15 million.
I don't think she's really looking for that money.
Assets maybe.
She's not looking for a cent of that.
You're looking at me like I'm a lawyer.
I'm really just talking right now.
No, no, no.
I'm trying to debate it in my head.
How much money does future have? She allegedly. No, he does have more money than me. Well, obviously they're overshooting. You never really just talking right now. No, no, no. I'm trying to debate it in my head. How much money does Future have?
No, he does have more money than me.
Obviously, they're overshooting.
You never go for what you want. Right, but also,
he allegedly owes child support
because she says
that he's never actually paid.
So if she really wanted money,
she would have gone for child support
where they have to dock his pay
and go with it.
Listen to this.
I am really tired of future
Ciara Russell Wilson shit, right?
It's been too long.
But what I will say about it is
every single topic that comes up
regarding that triangle,
it really shows people's character.
100%.
It really does.
Like, I enjoy Future's music.
But the way that men cape for him
is disturbing to me. that is a bit alarming
i mean you were the same guy that kind of caped for him on that podcast that time
no i'll actually back joel on this one no he was caping for that situation not
no that's true yeah it was it was a future yeah i was about to say i don't think i was caping for
him future happened to be in that situation today some't think I was caping for him. Future happened to be in that situation.
Today, some kid on Twitter was caping for him
and didn't even know any of it.
He's like, let's debate.
When did Future ever talk about Ciara?
I'm like, did you fucking read the article, dude?
It states exactly where.
Well, I'm asking, what did he say?
He said on Twitter that this bitch is keeping my son from me.
I pay $15,000 a month, all type of shit.
He was really saying specific things.
And the baby can go back and see all this shit like he was really saying specific things and you know
the baby can go back
and see all this shit
when he's grown up too
the baby is not going back
to see all these things
this shit lives on the internet
but I do understand
what your point is
I just don't think it's happening
so
but I think
and women
I think obviously
are more going towards
Sierra's side too
and not just because
I'm on Sierra's side
yeah I mean I am as well
and I think
but also I think
it's even more sensitive to me
because I can see it happening
where you get with a guy that you think is great and then he's like, some fuck shit happens
and you're like, well, fuck you.
Well, no, and I'm not, let me rephrase that because people are going to get this fucked up.
I don't have a horse in this race.
Right.
I don't have a horse in this race.
Only in the stable.
Horse is in the stable.
That I.
Roddy, man, you fucked it up, man
No, I wanted to just come in the other side
No
Give me this
Please don't break anything today
Horses in a stable
Horses in a stable
It's gonna sound the same one no matter what mic you use
It sounds better on Monty Python
That I can ride
Alright, here, take that
Oh
No, no, no, just that fast, you fucker.
Get back, get back, get back.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
I don't have a horse in this race with Ciara in the future.
Isn't there a dog in this race?
No, it's a horse.
Horse.
What if you have a...
They race horses.
Well, they race dogs, too.
Well, where?
Where do they race the dogs so I can go last?
I don't have a dog in this race.
I don't have a dog in this race. Do they bet on them? Do they have a dog in this battle? I don't have a dog in this race. I don't have a dog
in this race.
Do they bet on him?
I don't have a dog
in this battle.
I don't have a dog
in this fight.
I don't have a dog
in this fight.
That's the phrase.
I use that one.
Dog in this fight.
You're really
POing me right now.
You are really POing me.
I ain't gonna lie.
And don't let me get Tio.
What about P the F off?
Oh, speaking of Tio,
shout out to T.O.
and Chad Ochocinco.
They both started
a sports podcast.
I think that's long overdue.
Oh, that's cool.
The two of them?
Yes.
Together?
Yeah.
Subscribe to that.
They're going to be on
Mike and Mike tomorrow morning.
I think T.O.
is going to be on
first take,
not tomorrow,
today,
because it's Wednesday.
But yeah,
I think that's long overdue.
Are they going to do
a press run to plug it?
We should get them here.
They're doing it. That'll be some crazy shit. Well, if they come to New York, if they come to do a press run to plug it we should get them here they're doing it
that'll be some crazy shit
well if they come to New York
if they come to New York
actually
I just spoke to him
over the weekend
because I'm going
I'm going to Dallas
I'm going to Houston
I got a Houston run
H-Town
which by the way
I'm like
I can't
because actually
my first hosting gig
in Jersey
I mean a lot of work
to be done
a lot of work to be done yeah A lot of work to be done.
You need to be around now.
Yeah, man.
It's just going to be me.
The more hands, the better, man.
Teamwork makes the dream work.
Yeah, he hit me because I got a Houston run out there, and he's got people out there.
So he was trying to connect us so we could get something done, but we're going to get it done later.
So I did speak to him.
I didn't even talk to him about the fucking podcast, him and T.O. shit.
But those two, anything, I'm tuned in. I agree. I'm tuned in. I didn't even talk to him about the fucking podcast, him and T.O. shit. But those two,
anything, I'm tuned in. I agree.
I'm tuned in.
I'm not.
I know you're not.
But shout out to them for the adventure.
Just look at it like this. If Wayne and Ty
had something together.
I tried it on Friday. I'm like,
Wayne, you should collab.
No threesome stories.
I tried that
I text Ty
said it
Wayne's down
no no no
Wayne's with the shit
Kanye album
we can go there
if you want
I know it's not what
you wanted
you seem displeased
yeah that wasn't
where your train of thought
was going
it wasn't
but we can
I mean we can
I'm tired of it
well I just wanted to
make some
some assumptions or guesses on what we think TLOP stands for.
Yeah, I had a busy day.
I did my taxes, so I didn't have time to think about this.
Wait.
Now, when did he...
Do you owe or are you getting money back?
I'm going to get upset.
I'm in a good mood.
When did he announce this?
This morning.
It's TLOP?
Mm-hmm.
I came up with a list of things.
Of course you did, Marissa.
Yes.
Sounds like an odd future title.
The largest of pools, because the Drake situation.
By the way, the Joe Budden pool party's back this summer, by the way.
Oh my God, it's lit.
It's all named.
Can we call it, I'll name this pool party later?
I probably shouldn't have said that, because I don't need my niggas' girlfriends to hear
that.
I should have told the homies first.
But the pool party's back this summer.
Can I go back into T-L-O-P? We'll doies first. But the pool party's back this summer. Can I go back into Tijuana?
We'll do a live podcast from the pool.
Travis Layoff Production.
Wait, did you come?
Don't tell me you came up with that.
I did. I was really proud of myself.
You get that money.
That's pretty funny.
I can't beat that, but I do have
one that was going to be, and it was
Ty Dolla $ign as one word, loves our podcast.
Let's go back to the funny one.
All I had come up with was the leftover project.
That's good.
That's all I had.
No, you won.
You won. You did.
That's two wins for you in 2016.
Did you change it?
That'll go viral if you tweet that.
Travis Layoff production.
That's mad funny.
Yeah, she should tweet it.
But she won't because she not real.
You know what?
I'll tweet it before she does.
No.
Yeah, word.
Yeah, me and Rory steal each other's funny shit all the time.
Do you?
Yeah.
You be stealing mad at my tweets.
So speaking of Kanye, Rory and myself.
Oh, this is a funny little story real quick.
Myself, oh, this is a funny little story real quick.
Me and Rory go to pick up Whitney to go to Lust on Friday.
Yes, I think.
Whitney hits me and says, hey, I'm going to bring a friend with me.
I hate when people say that.
Don't bring nobody around me that, I hate people.
Oh, I just did that to someone on Friday. Don't bring people around me that I don't know, I'm not familiar with.
Don't spring them on me.
Like, I need background information before you do that.
Well, how much background do you need?
Because this is concerning to women.
I'm an artist.
I need mad background information.
I did that the other day.
I said, me and my best friend are coming later in a text.
They were like, cool.
And then later, later, I was like, yo, don't forget I got my best friend with me.
And he was like, what's that about?
What's that about?
And I'm like, I was like, I told you earlier that they were coming with me we don't like that we don't like
it like how much more could we do like why is she coming because we went to something else that has
nothing to do with me that has nothing and we're out of state don't come then don't come that's
valid don't come then okay my relationship is with you I want to see you I know how our personalities
mesh I know our chemistry i don't have time to
account for an extra variable that i have no information about but whitney brought a fine
bitch shout out to winnie this is when he doesn't make up yeah shout out to winnie
wouldn't he brought a cutie through boy with a booty no no no she was like no poetic justice
pretty oh my god yeah it's beautiful no I almost became a mailman on my way there.
Seemed to work out for Pac.
Yeah, it did.
Yeah, no.
She was right.
She was right.
But that wasn't the point of my story.
She was cool, too.
So we get, no, she was beautiful and cool.
And shared her food.
She was beautiful, cool, shared her food, and Whitney hated on real niggas.
Word.
But that's what Whitney does anytime there's a beautiful girl around because Whitney likes
girls too.
But Whitney's my baby.
Hey boo.
Anyway, with that said, that wasn't the point of my story.
So we go to Lust, right?
And I'm sitting down.
It's me, Whitney, Rory, and Poetic Justice Bay.
And we're sitting behind Star, who owns Lust, who's my neighbor.
Oh, Star.
And that's Spin King's brother
shout out to Spin King
and we're sitting there
and we're chilling
I got my Red Bull
we got the hookah
popping off
shit lit
you know what I mean
it's lit
and I look to the right
it's lit
and you see
and I say nah
I'm so glad
you're telling this story
I didn't think you would
why not
it's a great story
oh my god
can we get to it
because now I want to know
what happened
what happened
I look to the right
and I say nah I had the same I was like i wonder if joe sees who
that wait can i guess because i can't wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait when i say look to
the right that's misleading this person was directly next to me knee to knee this person
was like this with me like and joe's to whitney's next to me, and Joe's next to Whitney.
So she's separating.
So I'm looking over Whitney's shoulder like, does Joe know he's knee to knee with this person right now?
Give me a hint.
No, I'm just going to tell you who it is.
But I have to paint the picture.
Okay.
So it's not just to the right.
I'm looking to the right like across the room.
I'm looking like next to me.
And there's backstory here that he's going to get to.
And I like faggots when this turns out to be a man.
Oh.
No, it's a man.
So I'm looking and I'm ignoring him.
I'm ignoring him.
Because, I mean.
Because you real?
I mean, I'm in my phone.
I mean, I'm just doing shit.
We in a strip club.
This is not time to do that.
And then Rory taps me and I say, he says, is that?
And I cut him off and I say, yes, Rory.
That's Ian Conner.
I cut him off and say, yes, Rory, that's Ian Conner.
Now, there aren't too many gentlemen that look like Ian Conner.
Not even a little bit.
Maybe not even one.
That's number one.
Now, number two.
Well, should I tell what happened?
Where did it come from?
Should I say what happened or should I say the back story?
Give the back story because why would you and I care that Ian Conner would say that?
Because we wouldn't.
Okay, so we wouldn't care, right?
No, at all.
Matter of fact,
that's the only reason I know who he is.
Me too.
Because of this backstory.
So, Ian Conner...
Who's all over Kanye's Twitter timeline right now wearing clothes.
Yeah, everywhere.
ASAP, Kanye, he's everywhere.
He was Wiz's stylist.
I think that's how he started.
He seems to be,
well, no,
we'll get to that later.
An acquaintance of ours
had,
I guess Ian posted a picture
of an acquaintance of ours
in a hotel room naked.
Nice.
Very so kind of him.
And he was sitting there.
Now, it was a beautiful picture.
It was a great picture
if you're into just art.
Like a nigga just sitting on the edge of the bed, beautiful Miami hotel room, whatever.
But the fact that we know who the person is and we know a little more, it was like, oh, you stupid bitch.
Like, what are you doing?
You're an idiot.
Like, you just get dumber and dumber by the fucking day.
Oh, I got to distance myself from you because I didn't know you was this dumb.
Right?
Right.
Boom.
Boom.
That was my only thought about that.
But wait.
Now, around that same time, Ian Conner tweeted, I am Joe Budden.
No, it was after.
It was after.
Because after we started clowning him in our group chat, I went to his timeline naturally just to see who he was.
Yes, yes.
So I could get some more jokes off.
Shut up, Roy. line naturally just to see who he was yes yes so i could get some more jokes off shut up and i
refresh his timeline and it says i am joe budden and then like the mature responsible person that
rory is rory sends it to the group chat and then we all yeah we all have a blast dissing joe budden
great fast forward to lust rory taps me i say yes rory that's ian connor we fast forward a little bit uh maybe
half hour later ian connor taps me no this is after this is after star my neighbor introduces
us uh formally ian connor taps me he says yo you don't fuck with me, do you?
I respected it.
Because that's what I would do.
That was great.
Who just says that?
Out the clear blue sky.
He real for that.
By himself.
He wasn't even with his squad.
He's usually with Rocky.
No, no, no.
He had a girl with him.
I don't think the girl was there at that point. Which means you're by yourself.
No, the girl was there.
Yeah, but you're by yourself.
Yeah, he was sitting in a chair by himself, smoking a cigarette. But I don't know. You don there Which means you're by yourself No the girl was there Okay Yeah but you're by yourself Yeah he was sitting in a chair
By himself
Smoking a cigarette
But I don't know
When I say
You don't fuck with me do you
Just casually like
You know what I mean
I'm just gonna lean over
And have this condo right now
In a strip club
But I mean
It was like
It wasn't no bad strippers
In there that night
So I mean fuck it
Let me talk to Ian Conner
Fuck it
And he said that to Joe
With his goon with him too
Oh my god
Cause I was there
Oh shit
You know that
You know that?
You know that?
Put me down at last.
Beatrice let me write it.
Yeah, yeah.
Hi, Beatrice.
Better get Beatrice fired.
You know I get up with the gas.
B, you know I got the gas every week.
I love Beatrice, by the way.
Shout out to Beatrice.
Anyway.
What did I say? All say alright so he says
yo you don't fuck with me do you
and I said
to be quite honest
I just found out
who you were
when you posted the picture
of Shorty Doo Op
and even then
I didn't say anything bad about you
I just said
yeah I'm not going to say her name
on the podcast
to protect her anonymity
but I said
and honestly
even then I just said
she was a dumb bitch he said I said I said I fuck with y'all and what y'allity. But I said, and honestly, even then I just said she was a dumb bitch.
He said.
I said, I fuck with y'all and what y'all doing out there.
I said, I don't hate anybody.
I did that enough in my career.
There's nobody I hate today in music.
No, not a soul.
I'm in too good of a space.
God is too good.
And he went, it was the artist shit again.
Yo, I fuck with you because you're the underdog.
And he said, yo, no way else I fuck with you, yo.
Because we be fucking the same Twitter bitches.
Yikes.
Isn't he like four feet tall?
It was a very humbling moment that this man was in front of me.
Telling you guys to fuck the same bitches.
Telling me that we fuck the same Twitter bitches.
Yeah.
I wanted to say, nah, we don't.
But,
I don't know who he's fucking.
Right.
We could be fucking
the same Twitter bitches.
But,
outside of that,
he was a really good guy,
really cool guy,
and he was out here,
he's out here still
because,
we should get him on.
He did a lot with us.
We should get him on.
I think next week
would be great to have him on.
He's not going to be here next week.
He's here for the Kanye, whatever they're doing Kanye album. We should get him on. I think next week would be great to have him on. He's not going to be here next week. He's here for the Kanye
whatever they're doing Thursday.
Oh, let's record before.
We should.
I'll be in Toronto.
We can do it without you.
Wait, do you promise you're going?
Is it booked?
You're really leaving, right?
Thank you, guys.
All right, no way they're canceling?
No.
What airline?
So I can call
and just check on the flight status.
Air Canada. Oh, you're going to we're going to All-Star? Yeah. Like a? So I can call and just check on the flight status. Air Canada.
Oh, yeah.
You're going to All-Star?
Yeah.
Like a hoe.
No.
You have no work to do out there.
I do.
The morning show is going, so I have to go to do the Blame Ebro social because I run his
website, you asshole, and I'm going with Gia.
And Gia's definitely the last of the hoes.
I'm sometimes a hoe.
Gia's never a hoe, and Gia's going with me, too.
You're sometimes a hoe.
Yeah, I'm pretty much the last of the hoes.
I know who Gia is. Yeah. He's very sometimes a hoe Yeah I'm pretty much I don't know I know who Gia is Yeah
She's very not a hoe at all
Yo bitch is always fine
I like Gia but
Yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
We'll talk later
We'll talk later
What Gia's not a hoe
I don't know
Gia
And I love Gia
She is like
I really really like Gia a lot
The exact opposite of everything
And I'm not insinuating
She is a hoe
Alright now we have started
A new topic
Bitch is good for doing that
How do you know What she doing with her pussy?
Because we talk.
I tell her what I'm doing with my pussy.
Time out, time out, time out.
That don't mean she gonna say the same.
I'm not taking your mic, but just pass it to me for one second.
Just pass this one.
What do you even do with it?
Nothing, I just want to pass it.
Don't knock my computer over.
Listen.
Listeners.
Did y'all hear what she just said?
Like, that, that is a woman thought. Listeners Did y'all hear what she just said? Like that
That is a woman thought
She stands firm
In that retarded thought she just said
She knows Gia's not a hoe
She knows Gia's not a hoe
Cause she told her
I think you can have an idea of a person
When you work as a speaker What is you and Gia's relationship? We work together every single day I think you can have an idea of a person when you get to know him.
Oh my God.
What is you and Gia's relationship?
It don't get no better. We work together every single day.
You work together every single day?
Yes.
Gia strikes me as someone that's pretty smart.
If she works with you,
I doubt she's going to sit there
and tell you who she's fucking every night.
She tells me who she's dating
and the situations they're going through
and the little conversations.
I know, she's not in there
spreading her fucking one night stands
with a Sharpie in a girl's bathroom.
What are you talking about?
That's what I'm saying.
Mighty, just because you freely share your whole shit doesn't mean everybody else does.
They don't.
Women have to stop pretending that they can account for what goes on with their friend's vagina.
I think we can.
You know what?
I had a perfect argument with somebody about this same shit where they were here and they were going.
It was a girl. They were in town and they were going. It was a girl.
They were in town and they were going to see their friend.
But their friend kept canceling on them and their friend was being real flaky with the communication.
Oh, my God.
I don't know what's going on.
She's never behaved like this.
She's here from London.
I feel like she's invited me.
Why am I not seeing her?
Was this Esther?
No, no, no.
This is Vanessa.
Oh, my God.
You know, we got to tell the Spider-Woman story one day.
We've told that story a million times.
But listen.
But listen.
So I said to Vanessa, I said, your friend is fucking a nigga and not telling you.
And Vanessa fought me tooth and nail.
I've known her since I was in my mother's stomach.
She tells me all of her whole stuff.
I would know if she was here fucking someone.
You don't know that.
And we argued back and forth, right?
God is so good.
Three weeks later, I get a call from my man.
Your man's in them?
My man don't know Vanessa.
My man don't know nothing about that conversation.
And he just started telling me a great story about a weekend where he was fucking some girl.
Damn.
And the girl just happened to be Vanessa's friend.
And I called Vanessa and I had me a motherfucking.
I don't even know I'm supposed to be telling this story, but God damn it.
It was so funny.
I had to tell it.
Vanessa could be mad at me.
She'd been mad at me before.
I was going to say, I don't think she likes you.
Won't be the first time Vanessa's been mad at me.
And I don't plan on fucking Vanessa again anyway, so whatever.
Oh, oh, wow.
Well, I mean, you know, girls.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Time out. Was that a sociopath moment? Was I mean, you know, girls. Wait, wait, wait.
Time out.
Was that a sociopath moment?
Was I not supposed to say that?
That was a little bit.
You know that.
What's wrong with saying that?
That you don't plan on fucking somebody?
It's fine.
Did Vanessa want people to know you guys are fucking?
Vanessa's told the world that we fuck.
Well, then fuck it.
And this was years ago.
Dick's swinging everywhere.
It was years ago.
But no, Vanessa's good people.
We just not.
No, it's not.
We're not behaving that way anymore.
Shut up, Rory.
Oh, I'll name this podcast later.
Shirts are now available online.
Link is on Twitter and my bios.
I'll put the link, because the link is fucking weird, because Squarespace is still working
on our website.
I'll put the link.
The t-shirt is weird.
I'm fucking dark skin on the t-shirt.
We got to talk to Johnny about that.
Do we have black ones available, or it's only white for now?
Just white for now.
Oh.
But still by the way. Shocker, shocker with Rory. Oh we have black ones available or it's only white for now? Just white for now. Oh. But still by the way.
Shocker, shocker with Rory.
Oh, and only white available.
No black.
What else went on?
Derek Fisher and the Knicks.
I don't know.
I'm well documented
with saying how I feel about this.
I've been wanting to get him
the fuck out of here.
And I'm glad that the Knicks
as an organization,
they finally have done something.
Well, two things correct now.
They like Mahdi.
Look at us.
The Knicks got Porzingis, which I was against.
Glad I was wrong.
And now we're firing Fisher.
I don't like Kurt Rambis.
But I'm very anxious to see what type of coaching staff Phil puts together in his push for Russell Westbrook in 2017.
Now, I'm only confident in that because Adrian Wajawajizjabalizjuski from Yahoo said that the Knicks were pursuing him
and that there was interest there, and he's never been wrong.
I've never seen Adrian Wajawajizjabal but i'm gonna say my mama kusabi wrong ever you know adrian
was tweeting the draft picks hours before he spelled his twitter name i want to follow him
it's no i can't everybody calls him woes wo. I know you were making a joke, but still.
Yeah, he was tweeting the NBA draft picks hours before the fucking Adam Silver
was getting up there and tweeting it.
He has all the news.
I don't,
he might be ESPN's biggest competition,
which is funny to me
because he's one man from Yahoo.
And nobody gives a fuck about Yahoo,
but that guy, Adrian Wajimala-Kabalajewski,
Monica Lewinsky.
Monica Lewinsky. Adrian Wajimala-K Kabalajewski, Monica Lewinsky.
Adrian Wajimala Kabalajewski, Monica Lewinsky.
Might be ESPN's biggest competition.
That guy is good.
Did you say Monica Lewinsky was from Dodgeball?
No, I said you sound like the girl's name from Dodgeball. Marissa could definitely be Monica Lewinsky's niece.
No.
You don't think so?
No.
Who sucks better dick?
You or her?
I'm not even doing this. We're not doing this. I don't think Monica Lewinsky sucks good dick. No? No. She don't think so? No. Who sucks better dick? You or her? I'm not even doing this.
We're not doing this.
I don't think Monica Lewinsky sucks good dick.
No?
No.
I think she was in the right place at the right time.
No.
No.
You think so?
Yeah.
Nigga to get the head in the Oval Office ain't the right place in the right time.
Yo, to tap her on the shoulder and say come in this bathroom in a White House?
Nah. She got that. She's racing the right time. Yo, to tap her on the shoulder and say, come in this bathroom in a White House?
Nah, she got that.
Ah!
Better than a hotel room from the chick that got some fire.
Yo, so where's my phone at?
Oh, my phone is over here.
I'm single, so I'm going to read this text.
Just because this girl's pretty funny.
Let me see.
You got a lit text?
I hate to put my business in the streets.
Are you? I got another put my business in the streets. You?
I got another semi-fly out offer.
Let's see.
So this girl fucking, I was sexually assaulted and damn near raped and molested recently.
Right?
But it was great.
That bitch mouth was something tells me
that's not how all rapings
end
huh
forget it
why did you even take off
your socks and shoes
you freak of nature
and your shirt
I love
because I ran up
the shirt I understand
the socks and shoes
you lost
considering I had to
spend a second night
at your house
and basically
mouth rape your penis
before you even thought about penetration, I'm going to say, you're not real.
Oh, damn.
And then I said, come back soon, though, because that mouth was fire.
Let me see how you wrote fire, because I don't believe you.
Why wouldn't Marissa believe me?
Because my text be more like.
He really did.
And he added a photo for a photo.
No, no, listen.
Come back soon, though, because that mouth was FIRED, all caps, with the fire emoji and a picture of a burning house.
Oh, my God.
I found this burning Elmo that's been my favorite emoji thing, and I've used it for everything.
Wait, there's more going on, more going on, more going on, more going on.
Derek Fisher, we got that.
Somebody died recently, no?
Bunch of people like BMX.
Isn't this funny?
BMX did not die.
Don't do that.
BMX guy.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I forgot his name.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, he died.
Shout out to R.I.P.
The founder of Earth, Wind, and Fire died.
He did at 74 years old.
Somebody else died.
Somebody else passed. I think it was like a wrestler. Outside of my Wind, and Fire died. He did at 74 years old. Somebody else died. Somebody else passed.
I think it was like a wrestler.
Outside of my uncle, rest in peace, Uncle Alfred, whose funeral I went to this weekend.
Yeah, 2016, niggas getting clipped.
It's pretty early.
It's not funny.
No, no, it's not funny.
I know, I'm just laughing.
You said it was funny.
No, no, it's real.
It's mad real.
No, no, it's real.
It's mad real.
No, I always get scared when at the very top of the year or at the very end of the year, a bunch of people die.
I get very scared when that happens. And because my brain is just weird, I feel like I have to stay in the house.
Rest in peace, Whitney.
Her one year is either today or tomorrow.
Wait, Whitney was just at loss with us.
You're an idiot. Did I say one year? Yeah, that's what us you're an idiot did I say one year
yeah that's what I was
why did I say that
yeah
I was like
Whitney didn't die last year
12 to 13
13 to 14
her four year
holy shit
it's been four years
no it's been a year
I just meant
her
the anniversary
of her passing
I didn't mean one year
it's been a year
since the last anniversary
yes it's been a year since the last anniversary yes yes
yes it's been a year
how long has it been
since her daughter passed
rest in peace
oh shit
I don't know
I don't think it's been a year yet
yeah I don't think
it's been a year yet either
February 11th is Whitney
I'll look up
I'm gonna
I'm gonna attempt to watch
yo there's so much
amazing TV
I'm you know
I've said a million times
in this show that
TV is better than
it's ever been.
I want to recommend that
everyone watch Billions.
Have you watched Billions? I started, but
don't say shit. Well, they're only on episode four.
Yeah, I'm on one.
Billions, they're on some hedge fund
shit, and it's starring my man from Homeland.
I know he's Brody in Homeland.
I forgot his name now, but he's the man in
this show, and the show is really, really good.
So Billions I Started.
It's really, really good.
Check it out if you have time.
It's on Showtime.
TV is real easy to see shows now because you can just click a button and watch it whenever you want.
There's another show that I want to watch that I haven't seen.
Not American Horror Story.
American Crime?
American.
Someone out there listening knows what I'm talking about. American Crime? American Someone out there listening
knows what I'm talking about. American Crime.
And it's dope because what they do is
in season one, whatever they do
is totally separate from season two
and it's the same cast playing
different roles. Oh, that's cool.
It's an amazing, so I have to watch it.
What channel is it with? I don't know anything.
I don't know anything, but the listeners
The fans will find it.
They know.
No, it's a popular show.
We're just fucktards.
It's a really popular show.
American Crime... It's with...
What's the girl from 227?
The young girl.
Well, y'all don't even know
what 227 is.
I don't know what that is either.
I'm really fucking...
Unless it's on Netflix or Hulu,
I don't know.
How do you not know?
Well, there's no place like home.
How you don't know 227
with the old bitch
leaning out the window?
I don't even know what that is.
All right, forget it.
Never mind.
All right, what else has happened?
I feel like I haven't gone to the movies in years because all the movies suck.
Nothing's out, right?
Nothing's out.
In a long, long time.
Yeah, there's nothing out.
There's some funny movie that I have to go to see the screening of tomorrow.
Oh, Zoolander 2.
Oh, Zoolander 2.
They just sent me this cool selfie kit.
That's why I know that. Zoolander 2. That is comingoolander 2. They just sent me this cool selfie kit. That's why I know that.
Zoolander 2.
That is coming out.
Did you see part one?
Yeah, I did actually
in my dorm at college.
Well, I was told from the people
that saw the screening yesterday
that re-watch the first one
before you watch the second one
because there's a thousand references
that you're not going to remember
because that movie came out
10 fucking years ago.
Yeah, more than that.
Why would they do that?
It came out in 2001.
It was 15 years ago.
Jesus Christ.
Why? Why? Why? Why would they do that? It came out in 2001. It was 15 years ago. Jesus Christ. Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Why?
Perhaps it has that much of a cult following that those people get.
That's true.
I'm sure it does.
I liked the first one.
Me too.
But I was also 11.
And this one has a lot of celebrity appearances, which is pretty cool.
Let me see.
Let me see.
What else is going on in the world?
He got sentenced to 90 days house arrest
He will not be going to jail
But he will be having
Six years
Further of probation
And mind you
This is all stemming
From a 2009 case
So this guy has been
On probation
Since like
Some of you people's
Lifespans
Well that's good for Meek
That he's not going to jail
I'm happy for him
But god damn
Imagine how much that sucks
No no no
Ain't no such thing as
God damn for six years probation.
You avoid a jail time.
Yeah, no, no, no.
That's a win.
Thank goodness.
That is a win.
I think a house arrest might be good.
The 30 days, the 90 days?
Yeah.
Yeah, and he's not allowed to put out music or anything of that nature.
So, yeah.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
Can they do that?
They said that.
Yeah, they can do that.
They can say whatever the fuck they want.
Jesus Christ.
You white, you know what your people can do.
Wouldn't they want?
I mean, I'm sure he owes money.
Yeah,
Roy can they.
I know,
isn't that strange?
Can we do that?
I got some people
I want to stop them
from releasing music.
I didn't see that
on the email this week.
In our meeting
of weekly whiteness.
Oh my God.
What can we do this week?
Did I miss that conference call?
I'll shoot your whole
white meeting up.
Damn,
what else,
what else,
what else?
Yeah, so congratulations to me, because that's a big deal.
I hope he never sees the courtroom again.
For real.
I'm sure I'll have to do check-ins.
His six years go stellar.
Yeah, because off of, you know, the rap shit is cool,
and the rap beef, and blah, blah, blah,
but when it comes to life,
you never want to see another man in jail, ever.
And that's my problem with
this generation when i started seeing reports that drake fans were calling calling the da
the judge christ to say to to report meek on whatever like whatever the fuck they were
horrible yo my nigga oh my i mean if he was real in his 90 days, he'd get Nikki pregnant in that house. But that's just what I would do.
Real thought.
That war pain record is hard.
I tried to tell you when it came out.
No, it is.
Joey doesn't like to listen when we say he just needs to find out.
No, I'm going to always be late to the party because I don't listen to a lot of music when it first comes out.
But we will welcome you to the party when you get there. Shut the fuck up.
Only the Ty Dolla.
As the Ty Dolla Stans
have welcomed you.
I'm not even happy to gloat.
You have to.
You need a new name
for that crew though.
No, I like Ty Dolla Stans.
Ty Dolla Stans.
Right?
No.
It's whack.
No, it's cool.
Someone came up with it on Twitter.
You know what hive I'm part of?
What?
The Bevel Hive.
Oh, you real as hell for that, son.
All right, this is when I'm supposed to do the thing, right?
Yeah.
I missed your cue.
Laptop is mad far.
I don't even have my beard on my face.
Why am I doing this shit?
You do have a beard on your face.
This is like a 5 o'clock shadow.
All right, Marissa.
Maybe like a 7 o'clock shadow.
Yeah, you got like a 5 o'clock mustache.
Fuck you, I do not.
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No, no, no.
Let me tell you something, Marty.
When I shaved my mustache off with Bevel and the razor they sent me,
it was smooth as can be under there.
There's nothing there.
Plenty of women wanted to shove their tongue right down my mouth.
They wanted to do that.
So if you get rid of that mustache, I can see that threesome with Ty and Wayne happening.
That is not what I want in my life.
You said that earlier.
No, I never said that.
Well, maybe I interpreted it wrong.
Hey, maybe I misunderstood.
We'll give her one.
Yeah, yeah.
All right, let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see.
Mama say, mama say.
Yo, Adrian, mama say, mama say.
All right, let me stop fucking with this guy's name.
Me and Marissa's parking ticket thing is up soon.
I was going to say, I'm going to try to-
8 p.m.
Because we still have what we were supposed to talk about, but we can save it for next week.
I want to save it because I want to really devote some time to that.
Rory's going to tell a cool story and I am and Rory and I are going
to school you gentlemen out there. Wait a minute
now. I will announce this.
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That is a smart idea.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So with that said, next week, Rory and I on this podcast are going to tell you how you can identify whether your bitch loves you and has not told you yet.
Because bitches always act stupid when they love you and has not told you yet. Because bitches always act stupid when they love you and have
not told you yet. And you be having to figure out why the
bitch is acting stupid as a fuck. And everything
is different. And her period's not on.
But you don't know why. It's because she loves
you, dog. So we're going to talk about it.
And Rory has a story to go with it. Right? I might have
some Toronto hole stories to tell. I don't know.
Oh, God. We're not wasting
the podcast with your Toronto hole story.
All the women going to Toronto are there to be hoes.
A lot of you hoes are going to be disappointed because a lot of y'all hoes is escorted with records.
And y'all getting turned the fuck around.
As soon as y'all touch down.
Hey, now.
And Drake is not helping you get across that border.
I don't care what.
He's not making no calls.
I don't care what the song says.
I don't care that he said that.
Listen, I heard the song, too.
And I went to Toronto and was stuck right at the border.
And I text Drake.
Guess what happened?
Nothing?
Nothing at all.
It was like I had text nobody.
Might as well text myself.
No, because then I would get that text.
If I text myself, I would get it.
At least somebody would have it on the other end.
Yeah, someone would get it on the receiving end.
Oh, man.
Anyways.
But I do want everyone to enjoy Toronto
if you are going
what is happening
I want you to stop being nosy
you're all in everybody else's business
with a yellow and purple jersey on
the hottest jersey
wait does your jersey
match your hair
no how could it
my hair is red
horrible color palette together
yeah it doesn't go at all
Ian Connor would not approve
no he wouldn't
neither would A$AP Rocky
Rory has made
a very good point about
dark-skinned people to dress
weird. Oh, yeah. Is that what he made?
That's what I wanted to talk about with Ian Conner. Ian Conner.
But we switched the topic. Yeah, we did. I want to
salute Ian Conner. Yeah, he deserves that.
Him, Rocky, and Young Thug.
No. Let's leave Young Thug
out of that combo. No.
Bitches like Young Thug. You to put him You have to put him
Yeah
He's third
To me on the list
Rocky's first
But
I wanna
I give Ian Conner
More respect
Because he
Was part of all those waves
Yeah he's made
I think he kinda helped
Start some of those waves
I mean I don't wanna
Call them ugly
But typically
When I was growing up
Rocky's not
The
Darkson guys that look like that, bitches didn't want them.
Now, bitches want the dark skin, ugly guy with the dreads, with the blonde, that dresses nice.
Not the blonde.
So if you have read up on Ian Conner, or because he's very quickly ascending.
He's, I almost want to say, damn near responsible for this whole wave.
He might be.
That's kind of ill.
Very fashionable young man.
That is pretty fucking ill.
It's pretty great.
Shout out to him, man.
Shout out to Ian Conner.
But shout out to A$AP Rocky more.
I'm going to call Ian Conner and try to get him one here. And I think that'll be a great podcast because he dresses well and I dress like shit.
Oh, no, I dress better now.
I dress a little better.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
You got one outfit.
Yeah.
No, I got four.
I got four.
You got two in rotation.
Oh, you're such a hater.
I'm going to just wear all black.
That's always safe in a situation like that.
You're already hating on my outfits, man.
I got three of them that I wear when it's time to do it.
I deserve some credit
in your revamp of fashion.
You wore a fucking hoodie
that says cake on it today, Rory.
It's not on now.
It's dressed down.
That hoodie is kind of hard, actually.
I liked it.
Madi, you can't talk about
what no one wears.
Y'all such haters
of my Todd Dolla $ign jersey?
Let's see if Instagram
thinks we're haters.
Stop making
that dumb ass face.
I can't.
I'm so happy to be wearing
that.
Oh, that's just your face.
She's not even making
a dumb face.
That's her face.
I had a really good time
this week.
I swear,
every time we do
a podcast like this
and then we fucking leave,
as soon as I get in the car,
I remember 80 things
that we should have talked about.
You should have said. Yeah. But my sleeper song
for the week before we get out of here.
Oh, you are smart. I forgot already.
I'm going to go with
a gentleman by the name of Ro
James. Okay. Is it
R-O or R-O-E? R-O. Okay.
R-O-J-A-M-E-S.
He has a song
called Adidas.
It's an acronym.
Of course, you know the acronym all day.
I dream about sex.
And it's a slow R&B song.
And I love R&B.
Some of you know that already.
And the song is just great.
So Ro James, Adidas.
YouTube it.
Listen to it.
If you like R&B, you will like this record.
It's an amazing record.
You guys.
My pick is Neff the Pharaoh, Michael Jackson.
It's off this new mixtape with Cardo Got Wings called Neffy Got Wings.
What genre of music is this?
Rap.
Okay.
He is a 21-year-old rapper from the Bay, Vallejo, California.
He has a big regional hit over there called Big Time In.
So this is his next follow- follow up and it's super dope. I think the guys that like the he kind of sounds like a like a hybrid of like future
currency Wayne juvenile.
It's like some weird dope shit.
So check it out.
Michael Jackson, Neff the Pharaoh produced by Cardo Got Wings.
OK, I am going to check that out.
People think I don't listen to fucking trap music or baby music.
I think you might like his shit.
Like I listen to other types of music.
I listen to all that
shit i just don't make it yeah in high school i was getting hyphy i was ghost riding the whip
i would love to see you with my face on i would love to see i was on my mac drake shit when i
was in high school oh my god uh i'm gonna freestyle here i don't know um i'm gonna
freestyle mine because i do want to take this segment very seriously. So I'm just coming off the top of my head.
Jesse Boykins, Come to My Room.
It's an old record, but I feel like not a lot of people know Jesse Boykins.
I know him.
I don't know if I know that record.
Come to My Room is a perfect record if you are transitioning from your living room to your room with a bitch.
And you need something that's not going to immediately say I want to fuck you
but get in the mood
of wanting to fuck you.
It's a good transition record
which I think we need
to do a list
of transition records.
Where you're not like
Where you want to
drive the point home
subtly.
Yeah, yeah.
You can't just like
throw the fuck record
on right away.
Like your playlist
has to be sequenced
into your moves.
Roars, when you put
the description up
I think you should
maybe put links
like YouTube links to these three songs.
That's a good idea. Will they take us down for that?
No, no, no. It's in the description. It's not in the actual
description. See, when I'm ready to get to the
I'm me, I just throwing silk. It's a meeting
in the bedroom. You know what I mean?
I throw on some ratchet shit.
You know, on that note, I don't even want to hear what you
throw on.
She throws, yeah, basically.
I wasn't going to put your business out there
but I kinda am
I wish Imani
was on this podcast
talk about what you did
on Super Bowl Sunday
with your whole family
in the crib
me?
oh I thought you were
talking to me
I was like
what did I do
what did Joey do
Joe's a wild guy
I'll leave it at that
maybe we'll get Eon
that can help me
with this story
alright we'll talk about it
next time
maybe bring him
to home court
that would be great
because I have no idea
what Rory's talking about.
I did something bad?
No, it was just funny.
Oh!
LA!
It's the city of AIDS.
That's Horses in the Stable, baby.
You just sang two different songs, but fuck it.
I know, I sung LA because I like LA.
Okay, and you referenced Horses in the Stable
because that was your situation.
Oh.
Okay.
Hey, what you want me to do, man?
They got horses in the stable.
Oh, look at my table.
Oh, no.
It was great to see.
I like seeing other people's families when a lot of their lineage is there.
So Joe's pops was there, Joe was there, and Joe's son was there.
And seeing the three of them.
Three generations of buttons.
And there was women there.
So seeing the three of them interact with women the exact same
way without really
saying it. Really?
Who was Trey interacting with? Wait, Trey talks to girls?
Yeah, like what? He's a virgin!
With your permission, I will tell the quick story
of young Trey Button. I'd like to hear it.
I'd like to hear it. Little Trey!
My kids are real niggas. I don't mind. I'm here.
So my guy Trey is sitting on the couch next to me and E.
Asia comes in with Asia's younger sister.
Oh, shit.
Asia's younger sister looks like she's 13 years old.
Mm-hmm.
But she's 19.
She's 19.
She's a pretty girl.
I don't mean that in a bad way.
Yeah, she's really pretty, but she does look young.
She just looks young.
I thought she was Trey's age.
Trey is so cute for this.
So mind you.
I don't even know the story, but he's cute for it.
Trey hasn't moved.
Trey hasn't spoken.
We know Trey is a quiet kid.
Super quiet.
Trey puts on his ill fucking austin mills jacket it's hot as shit in the house
so trey puts on the ill coat oh my god puts on the ill coat she sits down on the couch he gets up like nah
I'm not even going to let her know I'm interested
walks outside
no I'm thinking what he's thinking
he walks outside
for no fucking reason
just walks so the bitch can see
his ill jacket that he just put on
a poor baby
it's like the equivalent of going to sharpen your pencil back in elementary school
yeah yeah like a little cute little virgin and then they all go to the kitchen And he just put on. My poor baby. That's like the equivalent of going to sharpen your pencil back in elementary school. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at the cute little virgin James.
And then they all go to the kitchen.
I'm still in the living room watching pregame or whatever the fuck I was watching.
I walk down to get some food or a drink or whatever down into Joe's kitchen, which is
down the steps from the living room.
Trey is in the middle of the circle, like in the conversation.
Poor kid.
No wonder he's fucking late to school the next day
got detention it was it was good to see that's funny yo i'm sitting there and i'm sick because
i seen when he put that jacket on but the night before he had that jacket on for hours too but
it was a girl to you too i didn't put that together you ain't hear me and he uh talking
your pops like no trey is definitely a button. I didn't know.
Trey is how old now?
14.
14 freshman in high school.
Oh, man.
So I'm sitting there saying, I'm making all these jokes.
Like, is it raining in the house?
Like, why you?
He was fucking his whole game up.
I would have never done that if I knew that the jacket was a part of his allure.
Oh, come on, Dad.
I got to teach my little young nigga how to do this, man.
Nah, he was all right for a first time.
I see what he was doing.
Cute little virgin game.
That was adorable.
But that's what started what we're going to talk about next week,
the virginity stories.
Yeah, that's dope.
Which will be great.
Yeah, let's get into that.
You baby, you're so cute.
Because we was on the phone talking about your whole swag changes
the next morning after you lose your virginity.
You're going to walk the same.
100%.
For men, I guess.
We can't speak for women.
I've never had my vagina penetrated.
I'm not sure.
Well, how come your swag
hasn't changed yet at all?
That's the part I'm confused about.
So you can answer that next week too.
Okay.
I'll name this podcast
later episode number 52.
We are out of here.
Marissa with the last word.
Peace out, motherfucker.
And buy the t-shirts.
I'm going to put the link in the bio.
Marissa with the last word.
Yeah.
Bye.