The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 69
Episode Date: June 15, 2016Episode 69! The trio sits down to discuss Joe's New York show, Orlando, Brock Turner, Orlando, and more! Sleep Songs Of The Week: Marisa: Vic Mensa "Liquor Locker" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MV...JTR5bVWpo Joe: Aaliyah "Back and Forth" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uk5RfDfE844 Rory: James Fauntleroy "Every Man" | https://soundcloud.com/thejamesfauntleroy/every-man
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Wait, how come I don't have the condom?
Alright, see now, because you're not real, Rory.
Hey, are we recording right now?
Okay, I will name this podcast later.
Episode, what number are we really on?
Are we at 69?
No, baby, baby, baby, baby.
We're on 69.
Baby.
Really?
Yeah, dick.
You would know that one much more than me.
Hey, hey, hey Hey This is my humble opinion
69 is very overrated
I don't like it at all
I can't focus
Very overrated
I want to go in
I want to go in
And I can't
When you're like
69 is overrated
It's for kids
69 is for kids
The way that
Titty fucking is for kids
And it's like
Why you want to
Come on
Let's not discredit
A good titty fuck
No it's gross And weird See that's the Irish you're talking black niggas we ain't got time to be
fucking pressing our tits against our dick against your chest when there's mad good holes on you
wait what kind of face is that is that like a i like it face what is what's happening over there
oh shit sam is oh my bad i mean deborah's here deborah i feel like l's friend
looks like she just had a comment come back sam come back and share your girl in there that's
rory's uh friend or whatever he tells people i don't know i don't have titties uh valid i keep
telling rory to get you something but i don't know what's happening at his job
dave can we mark for all this editing that's about to happen?
You can open a line of care credit.
All right, Marissa, shut the fuck up, man.
All right, I will name this podcast
later, episode number 69. I'm unsure
about that, but I won't fact check it, but Marissa says
it's so, and because I know she's a freak, I'm just going to take her word
for it on anything that has to do with 69.
Hello. How do you know she's a freak?
Ew.
And we're off.
And we're off pause and we're off Wikipedia
Instagram
alright so
I know we're doing
all of this joking today
but one of my main
concerns coming in
before we did this podcast
was
and as I expressed
to Rory last night
actually before I get
into that
let's delve
delve into my
ADD for a minute
last night's new york show joe budden in new york for the final time at bb king's l i put you on the
guest list you didn't go you not real you wasn't there and i'm gonna snitch on l on her way up she
asked yo what did joe do yesterday she didn't know what it was no no l didn't do that l is my nigga
see what happens when we and l don't see each other for a long time?
We got to talk, baby.
We got to talk.
But anyway, last night, BB King's, the energy was just real different in there.
It was very different.
I think everybody left there with the same idea that that probably was one of the better Joe Budden shows for some reason.
I actually knew the words to a significant amount of songs, and I was really proud of myself.
You're a Joe Budden fan.
Am I? Because I could have sworn
that I... No, not
a Jace. I'm a supporter and friend.
I wouldn't go as far as that. See, this is what happens a lot.
No, no, no. You have to remember her idea of
fan is Ty Dolla $ign.
So I don't know if we can use the word fan
with you. Fan to her is
what stan is to the rest of us.
She doesn't obsess over you.
Yeah, she doesn't want to.
She doesn't follow you around the country.
Hey, I don't follow him.
I only follow him around the tri-state.
And that's debatable.
She ended up working for me and living with me.
That is true.
She might have followed me around the country.
Or New Jersey.
What a hoe.
We did go to Miami together.
Yeah, we did go to Miami together.
That's when we saw Derek Ward out there
We did
We saw Derek Ward at the pool
Good times
He's a faggot
He is
Anyway
Okay
There's our headline
So where we at
10 minutes in
And again
To those of you
Who don't normally
Listen to this podcast
Faggot is in
By no means
A derogatory term
Toward homosexual people
Straight people
Are faggots
Alright
Ta-da Yo every time i say something
that could get me in trouble rory and marissa shut up y'all are faggots y'all are such fucking
folks man i will be a faggot in the corner all right so i was expressing to rory that i was
concerned because too much serious shit was happening in the universe this week like too
much shit that you couldn't even joke about there For real. There is nothing to joke about.
Word.
And so much of it has occurred that I don't really know
where y'all want to start.
Anything could be a lead story today.
So I defer to my A and B.
I mean my B and C.
Or my friends or my associates.
Or people that I just keep close
because y'all might stab me in the back.
I don't know.
Whatever y'all are.
Oh, that was an offensive one.
No, that doesn't speak to y'all.
That speaks to my paranoia.
Okay.
I went from a letter to a backstabber.
Right.
That's kind of weird.
How did I get hit with a C, though?
Why did I get the C?
C, oh, you're paranoid.
I said nothing about who was B or C.
You said B, C.
You did the hand movements.
I'm left-handed.
My left hand will go first.
Whatever.
You got to delve deeper.
All right, so where do you want to start?
We can start anywhere.
I have a lot to say about the NBA that's last on my list.
I have a lot to say about Stanford nba that's last on my list i have
a lot to say about stanford dude that raped that girl behind that dumpster while she was unconscious
that got sentenced to six months and with good behavior it's down to three months and he can get
off earlier than that before three months i got a lot to say about that and he'll be protected
inside the jail i got a lot to say about all the new details and discoveries that keep being made available regarding the Orlando shooting.
Biggest mass shooting that we've had in the country.
How many confirmed dead?
We have to fact check now.
That's 49 dead.
The 50th was the gunman.
I have a lot to say about that.
And only because my memory is bad.
But I know if I dig in my phone, it's at least three more serious things
that have occurred
that I wanted to discuss.
The world is fucked up.
Yeah.
The world is fucked up.
I start with Stanford
only because Stanford is such a pristine university.
Ivy League, yes?
Yes.
Yes?
I'm a 10th grade dropout,
so pardon my ignorance.
I'm actually not fact-checking,
but I'm pretty confident.
In terms of these things.
I think Stanford is Ivy League.
Feels right.
Feels prestigious.
So, for those of you unaware,
I think this kid's name,
and I'm not checking right this second,
was Brockton?
Brock Turner.
Brock Turner.
Yeah.
Brock motherfucking Turner.
Mm-mm-mm. I don't think you'd get a whiter name than Brock Turner. Brock Turner. Yeah. Brock motherfucking Turner.
I don't think you get a whiter name than Brock Turner.
First of all, I don't even trust no nigga named Brock, dog.
Like, why is your name Brock?
That automatically leads an over-analytical Virgo to the decision-making of your parents.
Well, his parents are fucking retarded, too.
You saw the letter his father wrote. I didn't need to see that.
His name is Brock.
That's all you need.
That tells me that somewhere along the lineage,
something, the screw is loose.
So Brock Turner thought that it was okay
to go to a party.
Hey, Brock, I'm with you so far.
I like parties.
I love parties.
Parties are great. All right, so far, so good. Part check. Brock, so'm with you so far. I just love parties. I love parties. Yep. Parties are great.
All right, so far, so good.
Party, check.
Brock, so far in this story.
Brock seems like an okay guy right now.
We're with you.
We are fucking with you.
Because I think that is a big disconnect.
I like to, see, I'm big.
I watch forensic files.
I watch all of that psychology shit so I can assess people's behavior.
Real big on nonverbal communication.
shit so i can assess people's behavior real big on non-verbal non-verbal communication i watch all this shit because people's brains intrigue me the way that you know different people just
conceptualize different and they just have different perspectives brock i want to put me
and you on the same accord you and i whatever i want to put us on the same court so far in this
story me and my co-hosts are with you we like parties we're at this
motherfucking party right now brock went to the party and seen some bitches drunk
brock guess what when i go to the parties i look for drunk bitches too
i'm with you no i do okay i do i don't know if the co-hosts are fully here yeah not totally on
your page are you you seeking drunk women?
No, I said nothing about seeking on a wordsmith.
No, I'm not seeking.
I'm asking.
Drunk bitches are annoying and too many other variables come into play with her.
I hate drunk women.
I don't want to babysit a drunk bitch, number one.
I leave my drunk friend.
Number two, I don't drink.
So a chick drinking is really annoying to me.
There's a million reasons that I don't fuck with a drunk chick.
However, some instances, drunk women are just what the situation calls for.
In a fun way.
Depends on the situation.
We're on energy.
Yeah, yeah.
We're on energy still.
For the actual party, yes.
We're going to turn the fuck up.
You're not going to be sitting there on your phone.
Regardless of what our personal preferences are, I would like to think that the percentages are pretty high in terms of the
success rate of niggas smashing drunk girls at clubs or parties right pretty hot so still brock
is not so off here in his thinking right shit if cosby was wilding brock could look at a drunk
bitch i don't mind him but brock is also drinking at this point. So it's my- He's in college, Brock.
Right.
So he's just having a good old time.
Have a blast, Brock.
Yeah.
Have fun.
Right?
Okay.
This is where you lose me.
He 100% khakis on.
He had khakis on.
And those fucking pointy boots that you be wearing.
Oh, yes.
No, no, no.
Brock had on some Sperrys.
He didn't have on the boots I wear.
Some what? Some Sperrys. The bow shoes. No socks. Oh, my God. No. Yes, yes. No, no, no. Brock had on some Sperry's. He didn't have on the boots I wear. Some what?
Some Sperry's.
The bow shoes.
Yeah.
No socks.
Oh, my God, no.
Yes, yes.
And he had a sweater tied around the top of my dad's.
100% like Boyz II Men in the Motown Philly video.
Yes.
I'm rolling with that.
Yeah.
Yep.
So, anyway, this is where you lose me, Brock.
I don't want to laugh at this.
It's not funny.
But every time I say I could make sense of suicide, people think that I'm crazy.
I just want to show you the world that y'all live in.
Well, we, I guess.
Brock saw the girl.
Maybe he's in Montana with the planet.
Somehow the girl drunk too much and one thing led to another.
And Brock decided it was okay to drag the unconscious girl behind the dumpster.
I think Brock was getting some rhythm and took that rhythm as I'm killing no matter what.
Hey, and this has been a big topic of conversation amongst the guys in my crew.
Because this is big amongst the male community that men do not know how to read signals from women.
Which is why when niggas say, yo, the hose is on deck, they're never on deck.
They are away from the deck.
Anytime a nigga says,
yo, the hose is on deck,
and they ready,
not only is there never a deck.
The latter part is the best.
And they're never ready.
They're never ever ready.
I run when a nigga says that.
I got two with me,
and they're both ready.
Brock thought that she was ready.
Yeah.
No.
She was in an unhealthy state.
Not able to take care of herself.
Brock took it upon himself to sexually abuse and assault this woman.
I only know this because of the charges that exist.
They're very serious charges.
And there's three of them.
And the degree of them are not like, this ain't no bullshit.
Brock was back there whiling.
and the degree of them are not like this ain't no bullshit brock was back there while and this only stopped because two party goers saw them and broke it up had this not stopped we would have no
knowledge of it and brock took his ass home and that girl laid there unconscious sexually abused
behind a dumpster outside a college party from a white kid who's been privileged his entire life
i already took pictures i read i don't know if that's true he took pictures during nothing would shock me in this story anymore i've seen and read
enough to not be shocked because if that were not enough that's me banging on the table by the way
if this were not enough so this is a big story now because they go to court and the prosecutor
i mean uh defendant because you know the kid parents got some money so they got a good lawyer
the defendant the lawyer comes in and says yo the kid he's first offense comes from a good family
he won't be able to survive in jail. Potential Olympic swimmer.
He's not a threat to the public and all of this stupid fuck shit.
And the judge bit.
Judge ate that shit up like a piece of cake.
So the prosecutor takes this story and it starts to go viral.
And me, I don't even believe it.
That's how absurd it sounds.
And then the more you give time time more is revealed and now exactly that sentiment
that the prosecutor spoke of starts floating around there's a facebook support brock turner
family support page yes rory there is are you fucking and on the support page there is a meme
i guess you would call it an illustration of a older woman talking to a younger woman saying we should teach our daughters
not to drink so much.
Wow.
Are you fucking shitting me?
These white people are raising money
to pay for the kids' legal expenses.
They on the Facebook page
saying that the kid's life
is forever altered dramatically.
Fuck his life, man. And he will
be under duress.
Unwarranted.
Oh, but what about this fucking girl's life?
Who's going to have that flashback for the rest of her life? You fucking
piece of shit and anybody that supports him.
Well, what do you mean? The nerve of that
black girl being unconscious behind
that dumpster interrupting the way
of privileged white men that are horny.
That girl have some nerve being right there.
Never heard of fucking drinking, have a good time at a fucking party.
Oh, we're supposed to watch ourselves because you guys can't fucking continue.
Let me tell you something.
See, we play around with the fake misogyny shit just because it's funny.
See, we play around with the fake misogynist shit just because it's funny.
But any of us who have self-medicated before know what it's like to be in a state where you're unable to fend for yourself.
Right.
See, that's man or woman.
This is not gender specific what I'm talking about.
Anybody who is familiar with minor mood altering substances, you kind of, see, that's when you kind of depend on and rely on humanity let me tell you something last year when i broke my fucking foot changed the way
i looked at the world i was unable to fend for myself out in the world on crutches and it took
other people who identified with that to open a door help me up a curb the tiniest things were
big obstacles for me just changed the way that i viewed things same
same shit same shit so the judge went to stanford because we on this long but it's important so we
find out that the judge went to stanford how could he even be allowed on the fucking thing which to
me represents an extreme conflict of interest right and i have not attended a law school
neither have i but that sounds like a
shit i haven't attended i left every school that i attended i left vo tech
i left hair school i had gotten a i think a speeding ticket or something and i went to
norc uh judge shit and i'm in a fraternity the judge happened to be in a sorority we had no affiliation
with each other or knew each other but somehow they knew and i had to get moved to a whole
different fucking part of the court system wow and get a whole new court date because they thought
just because we had a greek letter that that's a conflict of interest but yet they go to the same
fucking alma mater and a way more serious case and oh no it's
not a conflict of interest and you're like a athlete face of stanford you're about to maybe
be an olympian is that not a conflict now he never will because the olympics have banned him for life
which is amazing um but what scares me the most too is just they were going on the whole he won't
be a threat to society i can like rape is a very tricky crazy subject and
there's like blurred lines in certain situations there's no blurred line here like this girl had
injuries like he really assaulted this girl he is a threat to society that's dangerous see and i'm
extremely sensitive to this um because i'm of the belief just speaking in terms of the women that i know personally a large percentage uh a
large percent now a large percentage of the women that i am friends and associates with
have endured some type of sexual abuse even if no one knows about it
yeah see that's why i'm real slow to judge some of the instagram hoes
because some of that shit is coming from where attention the drug attention baby baby baby
all right see i'm just my brain can connect too many things so let me let's stop this is a good
point which you're about to make but it's also i don't want to go off on a tangent Is it important
I think it is
It is because it's undiagnosed too
And they don't realize
A lot of those scenarios
Were sexual assault too
And that leads to
Why they act
How they act
Attention is such a dangerous
Dangerous thing
And we all react to it adversely
Now this is a very minuscule
Kind of example I'll give but so somebody was supposed
to come to the show yesterday that probably shit i don't even speak to i wouldn't care if they went
to the show if they didn't go to the show and they kept hitting me to tell me that they wanted to
come to the show they were looking for some attention they didn't get it i knew that this
person wasn't going to go to the show they didn't go to the show bottom line is when people yearn for attention they're gonna react to getting it and they're gonna react to not
getting it that's the part that people miss either way you're gonna get a reaction so some of these
instagram holes on here that show you like when people show you who they are you know what the
famous my answer we don't need to get into that uh when there are craving for attention
because i assess a bit differently now my dick don't just jump at every fat ass or every dr
miami snapchat i got it i'm assessing details so when these hoes is fiending for attention i want
to know where that stems from and where it's come from and sometimes it comes from their household
them being deprived in certain areas and sometimes because they
while they were or they were deprived because some things were going on shit and i'm going
through that just talking to my kid and listening to how the other kids in his schools behaving
my brain goes to how the fuck their parents is parenting that's what the fuck world we in
so i'm just a little slow to judge.
And I empathize with women because in my teens, I've been hung over.
I've took too many perks.
I've took too many Xannies.
I've took too many shrooms.
I've did too many.
I've done too much shit and couldn't fend for myself.
I couldn't imagine being a woman behind a fucking dumpster.
Here comes some fucking white kid want to pull his dick out.
Nigga, what?
So now if that wasn't bad enough in the universe here comes homeboy want to go to the
club in orlando pulse gay club shoots the whole fucking shit up because his own sexuality
fucking now i don't even really know where to begin there man there's so many layers to that
shit i don't know if this is a hate crime i don't know if the government is hiring niggas to do this shit to affect the
political like i i don't know and because i don't know i don't want to say i want to pray for
everyone because i heard horrific details man i was reading so many um survivor stories today
i was just sitting in my computer likeling, crying at 3 in the afternoon.
It's crazy.
I teared up at some of the stories from the people who didn't survive when CNN was reporting that all of the bodies, the 50 however many bodies were laying on the ground.
And all of the dead people's phones kept ringing because people's family members were looking for them, hoping they were alive. Or that mom and son who were texting each other that the son was inside oh in the bathroom
in the bathroom and she was like are you answer the phone answer the phone and he stopped answering
the phone that's so sad oh that was a way better story than you just told come on marissa you
work in radio for a living jesus i don't remember the exact text no homeboy well i do because that's
how touching it was homeboy went uh he went in the bathroom. He texted his mom.
He said.
Mommy, they're shooting.
Mommy, they're shooting.
She replied.
He said.
I'm going to die.
No, he said, I'm in the bathroom.
I hear footsteps.
The next text was, he's in here.
He has us.
And that was the last text.
Well, no, she said she was calling 911.
She said, they're on the way.
Stay there or something like that.
And then that's when he said, Mommy, I'm going to die.
And then it stopped.
Now, you can't meet a dickhead guy to try to put yourself in that position and figure out what you would do.
Like Geraldo Rivera that's saying you should have fought back.
Oh, yeah, let me fucking fight this guy.
It's going to work out.
With an automatic rifle.
And this guy was so maniac, like whatever the fuck.
He was going back over to the dead bodies and shooting them again just to make sure they're dead.
So people that were playing dead that survived the first round died the second way.
I don't believe that Geraldo Rivera would hit an invisible sparring partner back.
I have a problem with people who just start saying shit just to say it.
Nobody believes that Geraldo would hit anybody.
Shut the fuck up.
He'd be saying shit just to say it sometimes believes that heraldo would hit anybody shut the fuck up he'd be saying shit just to say it sometimes which is fucked up but back in my day as like a young young young
nigga he was like respected remember when he tried to open that what is it he opened like a safe and
there was nothing in it he did yeah and your mustache is whack nigga fuck out of here i know
it's random i know it's random but yo i like that at the show yesterday, every time I almost said something,
my friends' faces,
their mouths dropped to the floor.
They just panic with fucking,
oh, please don't say something.
Don't say nothing wrong, Joe.
Please, Joe.
I liked your one-year little preview, though.
Like, you know, in the coming weeks,
somebody that's, what did you say?
Like, that's not with the mission
or that doesn't support something
is going to come out.
The way you said it was so dope.
I know it was dope. And Rory just cracked on me the whole going to come out. The way you said it was so dope. I know it was dope
and Rory just cracked on me
the whole night
about how I said it.
No, that was so ill.
We were all excited.
Me and Sam were like,
woo!
Let's be very clear.
Every time Rory cracks on me
about something,
I take that as
Rory loves that
and will try to emulate it
later in life.
Like Phil Burr.
Dissing Drake.
Thank you, exactly.
Dissing Drake is you exactly dissing Drake
is something I'm gonna
emulate later on
in my life
damn Roy
can we get through
one podcast
without you
obsessing over
fucking Drake
god damn it man
Jesus
let the kid
fucking do what
he's doing out there
he's topping the
fucking charts
he's not real
fucking inspired
these days
yeah man
here you come
every fucking podcast
I'm the one
talking about Drake I know I tell you fucking OVO but i don't even know how we got to that from our very serious topic
i don't really know the mood i don't know what to say about the orlando shooting because
nothing is confirmed and i don't believe the media different stories that is the dude gay
is he not gay did somebody he's struggling with his gayness he was allegedly partying at polls for years and he's on grinder or and some other gay app and um uh this one gay man that's
also on that app that many has turned over his phone to the fbi for them to look at the profile
hey y'all media types y'all gotta stop uh rushing to call a by muslim yeah well that's what that's
what uh steph was actually talking about today was how like
nothing even happened
and they immediately
were like Muslim, ISIS,
super religious,
all from that
and his family
has been saying over and over
like he really wasn't
that religious at all.
Like it definitely
had nothing to do with religion.
Yeah, that's how you know
they don't really value
black niggas.
They don't think
we could blow some shit up.
They don't even
think about us.
But what's also crazy
the white man that was arrested going to LA pride
and he was gonna blow up my brain is a sick place yeah well I'm just trying to
just trying to go past it there but yeah there was a white guy arrested in in LA
trying to blow up LA pride and no one's really my man good for like four four podcasts who are you fucking nobody hold on yourself
nobody hey i don't know who you got in your life but keep them around
sometimes you got to encourage bitches to fuck the right dick hopefully he has a crib she can
stay that nigga's doing great for you your skin is fucking brighter i don't know if that's makeup or what but you look good you're sounding good girl thanks thanks hon what else happened really really nothing happened
in hip-hop uh yes it did little wayne was hospitalized yesterday he had back-to-back
seizures while he was on the flight from uh somewhere to go into los angeles and they had
to stop in omaha nebraska he refused treatment initially because by the time they got to the ground, he was already alert.
I would have refused treatment
in Omaha, Nebraska too.
Why am I no nigga?
I will die somewhere else.
Got back in the air
and within minutes
was forced to make
another emergency landing
and was admitted
to the hospital last night.
But the reports were saying
he's in stable condition.
He's in high spirits.
And I actually spoke to him today.
So he's good.
He's at his phone. He's alert. He's right. No spoke to him today. So he's good. He's at his phone.
He's alert.
He's right.
No, I'm not.
I'm just saying that because I don't like hearing from the friends that he's OK, because I feel like that's saving face.
So I don't really I don't trust it unless you actually hear from the source themselves.
So even though you saying it is the rest of us hearing it from a friend.
No, but I said I tell it. It's valid. I mean,
if that's the case,
I have no stake in it
whereas like,
put his number,
tell us his number
and we'll all reach out to him.
Yeah,
we'll talk to him personally.
All of us will speak with him.
It's valid.
Yeah,
because we didn't talk to him.
Wayne,
I mean,
he does sound bad.
I'm concerned.
I am.
I too was,
but he's okay.
I want to encourage
not just entertainers
but everybody
to be very aware of their health.
I know I'm scared to death because it's approaching that time for me for the for the shit that black all black men fear around my age.
The fucking shit.
The fucking colon prostate.
Oh, man.
You know, it scares me with you, too, is fucking diabetes where you inhale sugar like it's nothing.
Oh, please. I get cancer way before diabetes., too, is fucking diabetes where you inhale sugar like it's nothing. Oh, please.
I get cancer way before diabetes.
Well, you need to watch your sugar intake, too.
Diabetes?
Should I still be in Melody with diabetes?
No, because Dr. Dre from Ed Lover and Dr. Dre, he went blind because of diabetes.
Yeah, but he had diabetes for like 50 years first.
That's a nice run.
You are such a...
Hey, listen, my mom told me you get what you get in life, baby.
Oh, dear.
But I am doing
some things
to try to sustain
healthy living
I'm trying to cut down
on red meat
did LAE
put you on this diet
LAE
he and his kale
and all of this
sucker LA shit
that he on up here
gluten free buns
but I only don't mind it
because we had a great show
thanks E for all
your LA bullshit
your LA energy
yeah so less red meat
uh less smoking more sleep i do that a lot now i don't i go to sleep at like 10 11 o'clock maybe
midnight one o'clock which is very different from my normal five six in the morning and i don't go
out not at all yeah is that why we were in your fucking house the other day trying to wake you up
to go out we're just sitting in your living room like assholes and you were just fucking passed out
and then rory stopped answering our calls so we just we're just sitting in your living room like assholes and you were just fucking passed out and then Rory stopped answering our calls
so we just had a girl chat
in your living room
and then left.
Well, yeah,
because what happened was
I had the part when I,
remember when I had texted you
and said,
don't come?
Yep,
and I said,
nope,
see you soon
and then I came anyway.
No,
but then I,
when you,
after you said see you soon,
I text back and said,
no,
dead ass.
In case you thought I was kidding.
And then I put an upside down smiley face
and then I showed up. And smiley face and i showed up
and then i heard my door just open and i said who could that be well why do you keep your door
unlocked he was like he wanted me to come you would not be the woman that i want not me personally
i was with all squad and then she texted me like you disappeared i was like you appeared i didn't
even say it was a joke we were talking we were gonna meet up we didn't have plans you said let's
hit the streets i said i'm with the shits I bumped into Tay
And fucking Brandy
And fucking Ashley
At Ainsworth
Oh really?
Gator I'm a piece of my mind
Brandy was with her boyfriend
Brandy's a boyfriend?
Yes she has a boyfriend
That's weird
I didn't know Brandy spoke to men
Me neither
That's good progress
I don't think the listeners
Care about Brandy's sex life
I don't think they do either
I wanna talk about the NBA Only cause it's's sex life. I don't think they do either. I want to talk about
the NBA only because it's rigged.
Never broke again. Why is it rigged?
Because Draymond Green should have been suspended
in game six
against Oklahoma City for his behavior
with Steven Adams.
That's what I was thinking. I'm like, yo, how the fuck
they going to do that? You know what I mean?
And then they didn't suspend him. So, alright, that's fine. That's what I was thinking. I'm like, yo, how the fuck they going to do that? You know what I mean? Maddie was saying the same thing in the middle of it.
Wait, and then they didn't suspend him.
So, all right, that's fine.
That's fine.
So now.
Now game five, you just want to take him out?
I get that my brain is a little wild.
And my father been off the NBA because of their referees and their officiating.
He liked to watch the games on mute. And I always say, shut the fuck up, grumpy old man.
You don't know shit.
But he's so right.
Game, not this game, this last one, five.
It was game four.
Game four was a wrestling match.
It was like UFC.
They was just wrestling and fighting the whole time.
Not that I think that that favors one team.
Actually, it does favor one team.
It favors Golden State.
It favors Golden State.
It favors the team that won more regular season games
than Michael Jordan or any other team in the history of the NBA.
It favors that finesse team who don't want to play like,
oh, no, it favors LeBron that they're officiating that way.
That's what I mean.
Because Steph don't want to play that way.
So when I'm watching this fucking wrestling match and they're not calling none of this shit.
And then LeBron do that sucker shit.
LeBron for backstory who all season long has been acting like a little girl because the attention is not on him.
Back to attention.
Back to attention.
Back to attention.
This is the first time LeBron ain't been the motherfucking man.
And not only is he not the man, but the nigga that they saying is the man got a whole bunch of stats to back up him being the man two-time mvp two-time nba champ we know where that's going come on they
ain't lost back-to-back games all regular season they're not about to lose three in a row right
so i just man i just only get mad that the cover-up is not greater like don't insult my
intelligence as an avid nba fucking uh game watcher and fan y'all are fucking lusting over tv and sponsorship dollars and a
longer series would benefit the nba this is already with the rumblings that they need to
change the seating to 1 through 16 that those were happening before the playoff started then
the playoff started and every game was whack every game was a blowout i'm not making this up this is
just a word you can check this for yourself i don't think that man could have afforded to have a fucking short final with uh
73 win steph getting lebron the fuck out of here hell no with that uh with that uh cap getting
inflated this year from the tv dollars no no no so that's what my brain says reggie miller tweeted
he agreed with me as a couple other nba heads that agreed with me that says if that series was tied 2-2,
Draymond Green would not have gotten suspended.
Totally.
Well, if it is a conspiracy, make the Knicks win next year.
I hate the Knicks.
I hate them because I love them so much.
Oh.
It's a painful relationship.
All right.
So, Conspiracy Theorist Joe.
Oh, yeah.
This is becoming a segment.
You should get like a theme song.
No, but we're going to keep it in sports this time with Conspiracy Theorist Joe because this is what I see coming.
I'm going to sit back down then.
I know Cleveland want to get Kevin Love the fuck out of here.
They've been trying to trade him for a pack of cigarettes for a long time.
Right?
I think that Phil Jackson is secretly trying to get Carmelo to come up off of his no trade clause so he can be traded somewhere. I think Phil is really in love with
this whole Jeff Hornacek, Porzingis, European,
put a bunch of white guys on the court
that can shoot type thing.
I don't think Melo's 31-year-old ass
really fits into Phil's plan.
So I could so see these scenarios taking place.
I can see a Kevin Love for Carmelo Swapp.
He would look crazy though.
Who?
Phil.
To the general public.
I think most Knicks fans
would like to see
Carmelo get traded.
I've been for two years
I don't want him on the team.
Right?
I just don't want him
for Kevin Love.
I can see a Kevin Love
for Carmelo Swap.
I can see Kevin Love
getting out of Cleveland and Melo just fucking, I could just see that taking place.
I could see Kevin Love just signing with the Knicks with a front court of Porzingis, Kevin Love, and fucking Melo with Robin Lopez, who's paid cheap as a good center as a backup.
Actually, that would be an expensive backup.
Or I could see, and this one I hate.
I hate, I hate,
and then I'm shutting up.
If there is any truth
to the Dwight Howard
to New York rumors,
I'm moving to somewhere.
Somewhere.
And I hate to be one of the guys
that dislikes somebody
that I don't know.
Dwight Howard is a cancer
to basketball teams,
I feel like.
And he has too many
baby's mamas.
Yo, how's that a critique of somebody?
You're such a dork.
He's better at pulling out than you?
No, he's not.
You're judging him because you're better at pulling out?
I'm on the Mount Rushmore of pulling out.
Oh, gross.
What? Okay.
I got one fucking kid that I had when I was a kid.
You know there's plenty of people without kids, right?
I would need time to think about that, what you're saying and how that applies and is relevant to my argument.
All right?
Is there anything? I don't want to debate you about your pull out.
We're not debating anything today.
Ew, man.
Yo, dog. What the fuck type of shit you on man
Is there anything that we missed
That we have to hit
I feel like I've been getting killed
On the sleeper song segments
So I gotta start really applying myself
Mine this week is lit
I really like it
Did they pay you
Nope
Okay
Look at her smile
She lying right now
Rory's gonna play some foreign exchange shit
Shut up with the payday
Alright so let me look at my I'm'm going to look for a sleeper song.
Already?
For sleepers?
Do we have nothing else to talk about?
Are you going to give me my beard butter?
Yeah, I suppose.
Hold on, guys.
I have a cool story to tell.
Actually, it's not that long.
Let's hear it.
I hung out with Ty Dolla $ign on Sunday.
Did you fuck him?
Nope.
Then this story's not interesting.
Nobody wants to hear a prude story.
We went to his concert concert and I got to hear
a bunch of his music
he's about to release
and it's super lit
and we talked about you
for a little bit
and he said you're really great
and I said Joe loves you
he's like yeah
I really fuck with Joe
and that was kind of it
no we gonna do a record together
we gonna do
he's here until Thursday
if you wanna try to do it this week
I don't know if that was sarcasm
or real
but I'm gonna pretend it was real
because I'm also as excited
it is real
okay
what do you mean he made horses in the stable I know isn't it great he's here for realasm or real, but I'm going to pretend it was real because I'm also as excited. It is real. Okay. What do you mean?
He made horses in the stable.
I know.
Isn't it great?
He's here for real?
Yes, he is here.
But I'm not here.
I'm in D.C. tomorrow.
I mean today.
Today, yeah.
I'm in D.C. today, tonight, Wednesday night because it's Wednesday when you're hearing this.
I'm in D.C.
Come out.
Have a great time.
That's really all I got as far as a pitch.
I've never been the best at that.
That's like your official last one. You do hate grandma. That's really all I got as far as a pitch. I've never been the best at that. That's like your official last one.
You do hate promo.
It's not who I am.
Don't try to make me be who I'm not, man.
We'll put together that video vignette.
Okay, well he's...
Me and Rory did.
I liked it.
Well, no, Rory did it.
That was cool.
And he had an idea.
I felt very special when I was on there for.2 seconds.
Well, we had a kid on Twitter edited it for us.
That's so funny. Yeah, I didn't want to pay anyone. If you listen to the podcast, I'm sorry. I just on there for.2 seconds. on Twitter edited it for us. That's so funny.
Yeah,
I didn't want to pay anyone.
If you listen to the podcast,
I'm sorry.
I just didn't want to pay anyone.
The fans really enjoyed
those video segments.
Everybody left that show
really saying that
was an amazing,
amazing,
amazing experience.
And they enjoyed the set list.
I really ran through
a whole lot of shit.
When you this old
and been rapping as much
as I've been rapping,
there's a lot of shit
to get to.
He even did clubbing.
That was lit.
Yeah,
that was hilarious.
Yo, the original video segment
had his entire verse
and the video
but Joe got really really mad
he's like yo take that out
that's really good
like ooh
I think if any of you
were to look at
video footage
of yourself
at 21
you wouldn't really like
what you saw
I could just check Instagram
I don't like
Madi's
I don't like Madi's footage
from six months ago.
Shut up.
Oh, I have a quick, well, not that quick.
I have a story that kind of relates to the topics that we spoke about today.
Let's hear it.
Alright, let's backtrack
to when I was 14
or 15.
So we're a couple years ago.
We've used that joke enough on this podcast.
Yeah, well, just like you use every other joke
a billion times. I love the tension between
my co-hosts.
I show nothing but love to
Madi, too.
Yeah, so I'm like 14 or 15,
young virgin Rory,
out in these streets, just trying
to figure out how to use my dick.
So I'm just trying to find anyone that will fuck me.
Why didn't you just rub it on a fucking carpet like all real niggas do?
An apple pie, like the movie.
That's some real white people shit.
I never got that.
Me neither.
I don't have a dick to relate, so I don't really know.
Hasn't been confirmed.
Just saying.
Good job.
Go ahead, Rory.
Hasn't been confirmed.
Just saying.
Good job.
Go ahead, Rory.
So I'm going on a field trip my freshman year to the Bronx Zoo.
Wow.
Prestigious.
Pretty excited.
You're a mage.
You would be.
So I'm sitting next to my homegirl who has a boyfriend.
She's also a freshman but dates a senior.
Did you have a red mustache?
No, I did not at that point.
Oh, just checking.
I didn't dye my hair yet.
Yes, you did dye.
My man's grandmother worked at a liquor store,
so he brought a bunch of old little shots.
So we were 14, 15 in the backseat.
You're so white.
Drinking in the backseat on the way to the Bronx Zoo.
I'm with my homegirl who has a boyfriend.
I was in her MySpace top 8.
That's how close we were.
You had MySpace at 14?
This is exactly where me and Gloria Velez went wrong.
All of this shit right here.
So my mom was out of town.
And you know when you think you smooth at like 14, 15 talking to women?
No, I don't know that.
Me neither, but I'm rolling.
Yeah.
So I say, yo, mom's out of town.
We can throw a little something in my crib When we get back Man's got all the liquor
She retorts back with
Well can I stay there
My 14
I might have nutted on that bus
When she said that to me
But of course I tried to play it cool
Like of course you could
Yeah
Good thing you did cause because nothing on the bus
is never great.
Trust you, me, man.
A little messy.
Man, unless you got
some fucking baby wipes
in your pocket.
So repugnant.
Well, duh, I kept those.
Oh, wait, I bet you
I found a baby wipe
in that fucking Mercury.
My malone?
Yeah.
Her new home?
Yeah.
Hey, thank you.
Here, that's good. That's good. So we get to the Bronx Zoo zoo anyone that's been in the bronx zoo knows they
have that little gondola shit that go over the whole park rest in peace gorilla so i'm trying
i still feel you man yo you remember them uh memes with that sloth that would say perverted
things someone brought it back
And it was
Are you a gorilla
Cause I'm trying to drop a kid in you
Oh shit why are we on this
Not to interrupt your
No no go ahead
Cause that's gonna interrupt your story
Yeah so we get on the little gondola shit
Write it down
We sitting
Two of us
Side by side
I'm thinking I can make a move
I choose to go
With the hand on the knee thing
It's my move
That was your move
You invented the hand on the knee
No no
I'm just saying
I do that move currently
Go for that
It fails miserably
I fuck up
Miss like the right part
Of the knee or whatever
So she being a veteran
Probably been fucking
For years by now
As a senior boyfriend
Takes the wheel
Sam real
Dave
Mark that Dave
Why can't you let us have any fun
Where's the dick
Anyways
So then
She says Oh can my friends come over as well i said yeah of course said can
they stay over i said yeah i got places like uh to stay she said well can i stay in your bed
this conversation number two advanced at 14 right that's mad context i was drunk we was drinking
already karaoke at 14
and fucking like
walking to Quick Check.
So fast forward,
we get to my house.
Everyone's drinking and shit.
I see my window.
I see my window to go in.
My man has a condom
in his pocket.
Gives me the dap handshake
like I'm rounding third.
Going home after a grand slam.
You are a condom loser.
Didn't you just, at the beginning of this?
Oh, my bad.
So I go down there.
She gets all 45 seconds.
Hey, you real.
Of this 14-year-old dick. Yo, 45 seconds sex is 14 year old dick.
Yo, 45 seconds sex is underrated.
It is.
Probably not at 14 though.
I don't know who Madi is.
I was still trying to figure out
if it was actually happening.
Madi's still fucking niggas
that's trying to please her.
So we wake up in the morning.
I think I had like Eggo waffles
in the freezer or some shit.
Made these bitches waffles. They went home. I went to spring football practice i want to say at that
time not enough punch in this story i know oh no the punch is coming my man picks me up because
my mom is out of town and he said yo what happened last night and you know like when you lose your
virginity you just walk a little different and talk a little different my whole swag was different walking to the car like you know took something down last night no regular he said yo he was
friends with her boyfriend he said yo she's saying you raped her there's the punch i believe her
just saying oh thanks i don't even know her But I know you
Sound shady
No
We're not gonna joke about rape Joe
That was really insensitive of you
I can't believe you did that
That was a little
That's unbelievable
I don't even want to mark or edit that
Cause I want people to know
What type of animal you are
Well you guys made
Fucking abortion jokes
You can't even
Shut the fuck up Rory
Those were funny
Well sometimes a good abortion joke
No it's never funny
I mean
No it's never funny
I agree
So then Wait is it more
no it didn't just end she was raped and then and slide oh okay uh she fucking uh
or pardon no i call her and said all right you gotta drop this thing. What's it going to cost, baby? I'm a swimmer.
I got a bright future ahead of me, all right?
I can't handle jail.
I can't have your fucking shit up.
I'm the captain of the track team.
No, Rory looks like he played polo or something.
No, but Rory was on the track team.
Not at that time.
Before they kicked him off.
That was in college.
Rory's the only guy to ever get kicked off the track team.
And lose a scholarship.
What a loser.
So I call her,
her mom picks up.
Pretty sure pledged Kappa
made sure that happened.
He's really proud
of that Kappa stuff too.
I know he is.
I am.
He probably strolls
into all your parties.
I don't bring it up
not once on here.
What do you shimmy?
Do you shimmy
when you go to like
Joe's concerts and stuff?
Oh my God.
I told y'all
there's co-host tension here.
I can't figure it out.
Monty does have
some type of hate towards
you i don't i have no idea why that ass body and she'd be so sappy in my text messages like we
best fucking friends and we get on the air and she hate you kind of phony on the low my nigga
you need to get rid of this dude you fucking
i don't know what's gotten into you lately but this thing is ruining your life
and i thought it was helping it out like 20 minutes ago.
Nah, James.
James, it's over.
All right, so did you go to jail or not, man?
Get to the punch.
Did you get three months with good behavior?
I call her.
Her mom picks up, and her mom is like, you fucking piece of shit.
You raped my daughter, this and that, yada, yada, yada.
I'm 14 and a dickhead, so I'm like, your daughter's a fucking slut.
She's a liar.
Go get the rape shit.
I'll go with y'all.
A lot of back and forth.
What a shithead.
Come on, let's go to the next part.
Why are you talking to somebody's mother like that?
She was calling me a rapist.
So?
I mean, I would yell at her too.
Bitch raped these nuts.
That's what you should have said.
I mean, I would yell at her too.
Bitch raped these nuts.
That's what you should have said.
I then run into her boyfriend,
who is extremely calm and 18 and twice my 14-year-old ex.
He ran in his fist.
Oh, man.
He comes up calmly to me and says,
Yo, red beard nigga.
I have a red beard of 14.
Fuck you up, track star boy.
Better get to running now.
All right.
We need to get to the end of this story, Joe,
so let's get there.
All right, fine.
He says, yo,
did you have sex?
I said, yeah.
He said, did you rape her?
I said, fuck no.
He said, I know.
I caught her ass cheating.
Her friend snitched on her
and now she trying to pull the rape shit.
I'm with you a thousand percent.
Oh, shut up.
I said, look at this male camaraderie.
I don't know what type of gone girl shit
you guys got going on here.
Hey, y'all know what the hell is happening here in this fucking story, man.
That's a wild, that explains a lot about you.
No, my therapist said that that's why I have misogynistic jokes and thoughts negatively about women.
Really?
Did they really say that?
No, I'm dead ass.
When I actually got kicked out, I had to go to therapy in college.
And she said,
that's why I may come off as a misogynistic person.
Oh.
And probably because you're misogynistic.
Well, that too, yeah.
Okay.
But no, for like a whole week at school,
I was the rapist.
It was an interesting time in my life.
A turning point for young girls.
Well, be very clear.
You're kind of still a rapist to me and my friends.
Oh, to my friends I went to high school with it's
still a running joke yeah when you get caught up and shit like that man that type of shit just
never fucking leaves you that's another problem that i have in the universe uh with like some of
these legal loopholes that some people just abuse sometimes like because nothing is funny about
broke into a sweat recanting no it's just sorry I would sweat. Nothing is funny about a woman accusing you
of rape when you
didn't do it.
And that's what I was
saying with the blurred
line and like the
whole situation and
how it can get crazy
and that's why it
makes the other
situation so much
more worse.
I'm sure people are
going to take what
I'm saying the wrong
way but until the
case is closed should
someone's name be put
out to the public
when they're being
accused of rape?
Or when you're accused of anything
Yeah
But like rape is like very delicate
That will never go away
Like you could be acquitted of robbing a bank
And no one's gonna continue to call you
They don't care
These people don't care not a bit
But listen when I was facing that bullshit
And the fucking daily news and the times and all
And people was in court every motherfucking morning
For two years straight
And my lawyer said to the judge
Hey yo dogs really can the daily news not shoot the shit like can
our business not be all spread out in the paper and the judge said nah i don't understand that
why that's like legal and it's irresponsible it is and a point to go against what i'm just saying
a woman did tell me that usually if someone's accused of rape more women come out because they feel comfortable now that he was caught yeah so i can see that point
but still but what about the people that are innocent and i know they protect the names of
the victims what about the men that have been raped huh no that's a real thing i know i'm not
joking but that's a real thing no i know chris brown was abused as a child and that led to a
lot of the situations that he goes to and there was a couple other people they were like fucking 12 10 and they joked about it and it's been like like chris bram's abuses yeah
like a one older woman like fucking raped him a jace what's your i mean everyone fucked their
babysitter at one point yeah but these situations are why these young men is she on instagram
let's change topic
I don't want to talk about
All right let's not
What's her Snapchat?
No
All right forget it
Do you guys want to discuss
The XXL freshman cover?
Do we have to?
I would like to
Who's on it?
I like my face
The one I saw
Was nothing but Jordan faces
I actually like it
Veteran hate Yes I think the cover is a really good representation of where
hip oh my god marissa if you're gonna start fucking sucking your political relationship
nobody from the bay is on there actually davis is on there davis you look great uh designer is on
there designer number one record on billboard i see you you'd even let me get my hate out
little uzi i'm not familiar with you i'm out your demographic but you got a record i really enjoy on there, designing the number one record on Billboard, I see you. You didn't even let me get my hate out. Lil Uzi, Lil Uzi,
I'm not familiar with you.
I'm out your demographic,
but you got a record
I really enjoy
and you heating up out there.
I see what you're doing.
I enjoy that.
Lil Yachty.
If you were in front of me,
I wouldn't recognize you,
but I'm old, baby.
It's nothing against you.
That's me.
Lil Yachty,
same to you.
I see what you're doing out there.
Your work ethic is amazing.
Who else is on this list?
Denzel Curry,
G Herbo,
or Herbo,
Lil Dicky,
Anderson.Paak, 21 Savage, and Lil Kodak Black.
I love Anderson.Paak.
Kodak Black is hard too.
Yeah, but he's in jail, so.
Yo, Freddie Gibbs is in jail.
Is he out of jail?
No, that situation is still ongoing.
Yo, a lot of rape on this podcast today.
They accused Freddie Gibbs.
That's a weird segue.
They accused Freddie Gibbs.
They accused him of rape.
They did. He's They accused Freddie Gibbs. They accused him of rape. They did.
He's in jail for rape.
He was about to do his show in France about a week ago, I believe.
And he was arrested for what a young woman is saying was a rape a year prior in Austria.
And they wanted to extradite him to Austria.
But they are trying to fight that.
So they delayed the extradition, I believe the word is, a week.
And his lawyer, who's also Troy Ave's's lawyer flew out to France this week to go
and
as long as it's not
Max B's lawyer
yeah cause that guy
smells fucking trash
well I hope his lawyer
doesn't advise him
to do a freestyle
from jail
about the rape
I'm like how does that
like
oh shit I forgot
about that one
Troy Ave was literally
talking about it
on the thing
he's like I grabbed the gun
cause something something
like I know that's
their angle,
but why are you rapping that?
But now wait,
let's delve into that
just a tad bit
and then we're going
to shut the fuck up.
I'm sure that Troy Ave
has hefty legal fees
that need to be paid,
so the music has to
continue to come out.
And that's fine.
So, Hovain,
I salute you
for continuing to build
and push that brand
even through
all this controversy.
That freestyle
is probably a bad idea.
Probably going to be used against you in court.
I'm done
telling y'all about bad ideas because I've been
telling y'all niggas about bad ideas for over
a year and y'all ignore me, which is why y'all where y'all
at.
So I don't want to give my good energy
to y'all no more because y'all misuse it.
Alright, let's be happy again
Let's do super songs
We pray for Ovein
We pray for everybody that we like in that camp
Troy Ave
And we still pray for the families
The family of Banger
Yeah I'll pray for them
Yeah word
Alright so
Okay
My turn
Alright
Okay
She seemed pretty eager
I really like this song
And I've been getting good feedback from my Snapchat
So fuck you guys.
Oh, it's already-
That's a reliable-
That's a reliable fucking gauge.
It's less-
Well, it's sleeper because it's new, but-
Your shirt is making me dizzy.
Is it?
It's not a shirt.
It's a dress.
Oh.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Nacho's coming over.
Wake up.
It's called Liquor Locker by Vic Mensa. What is this? Little Wayne's Cousins? Is this Big Wayne? It's Vic Liquor Locker by Vic Mensa
What is this, Lil Wayne's Cousins?
Is this Big Wayne?
It's Vic Mensa
Oh, I like him
I like him a lot
I take that back
Dwayne Cummins
I like this record
Featuring Ty Dolla $ign
I was gonna say, this sounds like Ty wrote this.
Vickman's assigned to where?
Jesus Christ.
I know he's on Rock Nation.
Oh, Rock Nation.
I don't know if he signed as an artist on Rock Nation.
I know he's maybe on the management side. Nah, he signed As an artist on Rock Nation I know he's maybe
On the management side
Nah, Maddie, clip you
You always try to rock
For like 10 minutes
Well, do you want to skip
To Ty's part?
You want to hear his part?
No, I don't
Wait, we should support Ty
This is supporting Ty
He wrote the shit
I don't know if he wrote it
You don't know Ty's life
You just said he wrote it
I didn't say he wrote it
I said he's on it
I said it sounds like he wrote it
I'm Grammy nominated
And my ear tells me he wrote it
Probably
Shout out to Ty Dolla $ign
So you didn't win?
Hell no, I didn't win.
I was up against fucking Eminem, Jay-Z, and 50 and Ja Rule.
They don't get my little young ass out of here.
You were also nominated with Slaughterhouse?
No, they did.
They did get your ass out of here.
No, I won with Slaughterhouse because we piggybacked off of Eminem when he won the best album of the year award.
That's when Lil Wayne and them sat behind me.
And that's when Lil Wayne told me that I was an amazing rapper.
That's when I took his phone number.
That's when I called him.
And that's when he cursed me out about thinking that I dissed
Drake and Nicki in that blog no it was gutta gutta yeah gutta gutta he think I thought I
just got a gutta right blog with fucking uh we're all young money member that you dissed again and
then I went and started writing my Lil Wayne diss and then in the shower I thought that would be a
bad idea so we talked and we squashed it and then he did the she don't put it down record and it was
great and I was real happy that I didn't get my own way like i normally do wow that was a beautiful story that was great
thank you so much it wasn't beautiful so why don't you call him then he doesn't have his current
number oh well i'm not gonna call him now because some things are in the works like his health yes
oh okay amongst other things yeah i want to pray for wayne i want to i encourage all the
entertainers man Fucking
Jesus man
Would you keep the same drug guy
God damn it
Stop fucking finding new people
In all these fucking cities
Y'all know what these niggas
Is putting in they shit
I think it's the lean too man
That's a real fucking problem
Lean is the most overrated
High in the universe
It really is though
I don't get
Lean should be like a chaser
To real nigga drugs
I don't get why you south niggas
Keep bigging it up
Cause the red cup look cool
Tell me what I'm missing And I've done mad drugs in my
life so I'm open to being a star wrong it's a white cup you're wrong right
there well that too I get it I get it but whatever um is there anything
happening it's exciting uh game six is coming I'm not even I don't even care
I'm going to Oakland on Friday We don't care Marissa
We care
People care
Are you that shook about your
I thought we were in the middle of sleeper songs
Yeah
Holy shit
Oh I'm just going to
Mighty got you shook
On the first sleeper
No I'm going to my guy King Lane's
Oh my god
Shocker there
I like that song
Jesus Christ
And it felt really good
We bet you do
Huh?
I bet you do
What did you say Rory?
I said I bet you do
I think he heard you.
I think he was just...
Shut the fuck up.
Actually, you know what?
I won't do that.
This is what I will do.
Just because this is the mood I'm in.
I wonder how far those...
Am I on here?
I've just been in a real old school mood anyway.
Okay.
Back.
Is this a sleeper song not at all why not at all most of these kids are recognizing jay-z as beyonce's husband so why wouldn't this be a sleeper song to people that are
22 and 23 years old they probably have no idea what this is do you remember what year this came
out just because y'all are knowledgeable don't assume that other people are.
Really, think about it.
This is Aaliyah's first single, so this has to be, what, 93, 94?
Around there, yeah.
Do we think everybody is aware of the good music in 94?
Well, then we could go fucking play Thriller.
Don't be stupid, boy.
Are you really comparing fucking... You know what, man?
If that's your standard of just kids haven't heard it.
I also sense the mood I'm in.
It just feels good.
Listen, if we let Angie play fucking niggas,
I could play Back and Forth by Aaliyah.
Hey, rest in peace, Aaliyah.
For real.
Yeah, that was it.
You should know it.
You don't need me to tell you the title
But you just said that the kids
Wouldn't know what it was
I said should
I said should
Is that the Rugrats theme?
No, Marissa
No
Oh my god
I want you to burn that shirt
And never wear it
I want you to burn your face
Oh
That was mean
I know
Hey, it's my song
This ain't your song
It's my sleeper pick.
What the fuck do you be listening to?
This is James Fon LeRoy, Every Man.
I love this record.
James Fon LeRoy is Rory's bae, along with Bill Burr.
Rory got mad baes, along with Louis C.K.
Where did...
You just have one that we know of so far.
We just be saying shit.
Well, yours is Tory Lanez and Drake
You have a love-hate relationship with Drake
Rory's is Cass
Just naming niggas
I don't have any
I'm just kidding
I was being sarcastic
Even Samira looked at you like
Oh
We all know
Why does it sound so weird in my headphones?
Alright Rory, we'll get it, man.
Kill John this week.
No, I won.
Body jaw.
Nope.
I want to shout out to the Hoboken Police Department.
Hoboken, no joking.
I've been there all week and I don't want no beef.
Why have you been there?
Did you just say Hoboken, no joking?
It's what I said.
It's exactly why we're getting out of here.
That and the elevator is broke.
So it takes about an hour to leave this bitch.
Yes.
And we should skip the first part.
Let's go to the second.
Where are y'all going?
We're going to YG's party.
Oh.
Yep.
Whose party?
YG.
Oh.
Why is his name?
What?
Yes.
You know what?
Young gangsta.
All right.
We got to go.
Listen, I want to thank.
I don't know.
I don't want to don't wanna thank Marissa
I wanna thank Rory
I wanna thank
our live studio audience
that we have
hello everyone
let's get around
to the boys
can we get some cheers
for El, Armani, Sam
I mean Samira
well Samira
that's Sam and J
Bizarro Sam
I mean whatever
there's like five Sams here
and LAE
word
and LAE
going to get a kale
sandwich right now
live it in the
building my nigga
young live it all
right it's been
great Rory Amani I
want to thank all the
people that
participated in making
a New York show
show such an amazing
experience I
appreciate you all
and I want to give
you guys the flowers
while you can still
smell them and not
after you guys are
dead and I'm saying
something dope at
your eulogy
okay
what the hell what and not after you guys are dead and I'm saying something dope at your eulogy. Okay.
What the hell?
What?
Bye.