The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 7
Episode Date: April 1, 2015After last week's childhood redemption; Joe, Marisa, & Rory discuss the Summer Jam line up, a weekend full of shots (or lack there of), & Jay-Z's new streaming service "TIDAL". Did Joe close with Alma...? Spoiler alert: No.
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All right, ladies and gentlemen, Joe Budden, Marissa, go ahead.
Move it up, son.
Word.
Yeah.
To all the killers and the $100 billers.
Billers.
For real, because who ain't got no feelings?
Feelings.
Check it out.
All right.
I will name this podcast later.
Lucky number seven.
We're really moving out there.
We are.
Aren't the fucking numbers.
Time flies when you have to do a podcast every week with Marissa.
Thanks, Joe.
And I want to shout out to all the idiots that continue to try to help me figure out a name for the podcast that is already named.
Someone asked me this weekend, and he's really a smart guy.
He's like, so you guys are just not going to get a name, huh?
I'm like, come on.
These guys are real fucking dicks.
I'm going to need, we have a special co-host today, Rory.
For some reason, he's co-hosting.
I have no idea why he's in here.
I wasn't playing.
I just happened to be sitting in the chair.
You were sitting in the chair with You'd be sitting in the chair
with headphones on
in front of the microphone.
Well, that was before.
Like you were when I walked in.
I did not have headphones on
when you walked in.
In my store, you did.
Shows how credible you are.
They don't know.
It's my word against yours.
And they're probably going to believe
their favorite rapper.
Yeah, so what the fuck?
Shows how smart I am.
Leveraging my fucking popularity.
Oh, hey, come on, Joey.
Fix this fucking shit.
It's two weeks in a row
with your shit.
It's probably just feedback.
You guys turn the output
on that box.
Oh, maybe that's me.
All right, I'll turn it down
just a second.
So, I feel like a lot happened,
but because I didn't get
any sleep last night.
Oh, me neither.
I kind of got to let these guys coast.
I got to let the young podcasters cook.
Unfortunately,
ice cream or chocolate milk.
It's chocolate milk.
You brought that from home.
No,
I bought it from the fucking corner store in a red cup with fucking last night's chocolate milk residue all around the fucking room.
You're special.
That's what I did.
So tell me why you didn't get any sleep.
Or I could guess, which would probably be a lot more fun.
It's really simple, but feel free to guess.
All right.
You went out and stalked a rapper.
And he paid you some attention.
Nope.
And that's definitely one of you guys.
Turn your fucking outfits down.
It's probably Rory.
He paid you some attention. Nope. And that's definitely one of you guys. Turn your fucking outfits down. It's probably Rory. He paid you some
attention.
You went back to the hotel with
him. Oh my God. No, no, no. The
fucking Econo Lodge.
Oh, Econo Lodge. Yeah, yeah.
Not the hotel. You're not even giving me some, we're on a
Z-list rapper? Is that what we're doing here?
No, no. I think the Z-list
rappers go to the Econo Lounge.
Okay. Shit, I think fucking A-list rappers go to the O'Connell Lounge. Okay. Shit, I think fucking A-list rappers have been in the O'Connell Lounge.
I think it's Lodge, O'Connell Lodge.
I mean Lodge, that's what I meant.
But they've been there before.
Okay.
So yeah, you went to the O'Connell Lodge.
Uh-huh.
Got your fucking back broken in.
That's disgusting.
Uh-huh.
Hell, I'm grossed out.
I'm done.
I don't want to guess anymore. Yeah, that's not what happened at all. I'm grossed out. I'm done. I don't want to guess anymore.
Yeah, that's not what happened at all.
I'm grossed out, by the way.
I had to be up at five for the morning show today, so that was it.
One day I'm going to listen to this morning show to see what your contribution is.
I mean, I just have random spurts here and there.
Nothing.
Like here.
Yep.
Except a lot less.
But today was important because we announced the Summer Jam lineup.
Well, I kind of want to lessen your random outburst here, too.
But, I mean, that's fine.
So you guys announced the Summer Jam lineup.
Yes.
Today, which is a big deal.
It's a huge deal.
And I was excited because my favorite was on there, and I was responsible for that.
And that was really why I didn't get any sleep because I was coordinating that last night.
Okay.
Well, is this a big deal?
Huge.
Summer Jam or that Ty Dolla $ign is on it?
Both equally huge.
So there's that.
How big of a deal is Summer Jam still?
I think it should be.
It's probably still the biggest.
I went last year and it was big.
It was sold out for sure.
Yeah.
And the unit reunion was really big.
I had a lot of fun at Summer Jam.
It's 55,000 seats that they fill every year.
It's been the longest running concert in over 20 years now.
Okay, I'm wording what I'm trying to say wrong because I haven't gotten any sleep.
I know they sell out.
Mm-hmm.
I know they sell out.
I guess I'm questioning the impact today in contrast to what it was.
Nobody beefs anymore.
So there's no summer jam screen that's dope.
And I feel like social media almost takes away from the allure of it. That's what it is.
Because back then, whenever back then was,
I really hate sounding like a historian all the time,
but back then it almost felt like the world stopped
when the lineup was announced,
when the concert was taking place,
and now it's just more of a New York, Philly, Connecticut, Jersey thing.
I mean, people fly out, but I think it's like industry people or.
Or the hoes that spend a year flying out.
Yeah.
Or the people that lived here and moved out of town.
But it means to them what it means to us being here and they come back for it.
And then we have to take anything that you have to say about Summer Jam with a grain
of salt, right?
Because you're biased and you can't be objective.
No.
I mean, but even before I worked for Hot 97 as a brand, I grew up going to Summer Jam.
Well, before you worked for Hot 97 as a brand, you were chasing Dipset around as a 15-year-old.
Yep, I was.
And when I saw your 15-year-old picture that you posted on Instagram.
It was so adorable.
That Flex commented on.
You really had no business chasing Dipset around.
Oh, that picture. No, no, no. I wasn't 15. I was in adorable. That Flex commented on. You really had no business chasing dips at around. Oh, that picture.
No, no, no.
I wasn't 15.
I was in seventh grade.
I had braces.
Same shit.
Nope.
Total,
it's like four year difference.
A lot can change in four years.
Show me a picture of you at 15 then.
Look at Kylie Jenner.
No.
Why on earth would I do that?
Because I'm saying
that's what can change
in four years
from like her little young ass to...
To going to buy some ass?
Yep, and all of those things.
Well, you probably should have went to the same person she went to, but whatever.
Okay, I'm fucking shit up.
And you guys are fucking shit up with all of this feedback.
Let's see here.
That was the first day I met him.
Yo, you look like...
I don't want to talk about it.
God damn, you look like shit.
You can't make fun of people.
I was 15.
Don't make fun of a child.
Yes, I can.
I don't know where you get that.
You look like pure shit, Madi.
I was really scared.
It was just a bad picture.
I'm going to make this the artwork for this week.
No!
Yes, we have to.
We have to.
You look very pale.
This is March 29th, 2003, the first day I met Joelle Santana, and it changed my little life.
You look very pale.
Let me see again.
I had Burberry outlined on my flight jacket, and then I had the matching Burberry Tims, but you can't see that.
This is not a Burberry jacket.
No, no, no.
It's a flight jacket.
I had the little Burberry fabric.
Yeah, but your description might lead people to think that it's Burberry. No, no, no. It's a flight jacket. I had the little Burberry fabric. Yeah, but your description might lead people to think that it's Burberry.
No, no, no.
Flight jacket.
So you have the fucking flight jacket.
You're pale.
Your hair's a mess.
It was crazy.
You look like you got no sleep.
Your face is chunky.
I wasn't.
I was excited that I was going to go see Joel Santana.
There's no makeup.
I had black lip liner on.
I wish I could show this to the fucking people that you sleep work today. I'm going to make it the artwork.
I tweeted it the other day.
This picture you tweeted? Yes! You're looking at
Twitter right now. It's a huge part of my
background and life.
Okay, you shouldn't let people know that you're this retarded
though. You shouldn't have tweeted
this fucking picture. Jesus.
I don't care that I look like shit. I was 15.
And the caption says, and this was
the photo. I was 15 and freaking out so I was shaking like a leaf. I was 15. And the caption says, and this was the photo. I was 15 and freaking out, so I was shaking like a leaf.
I was.
You're so corny.
Get this over with.
I was shaking like a leaf.
So Summer Jam, the Summer Jam lineup was announced.
Yep.
And I saw it briefly this morning.
It's Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon, Dylon.
I'm too tired for your shit today. Kendrick Lamar, Chris Brown. All right, wait, let's Dylon. Dylon. I'm too tired for your shit today.
Kendrick Lamar, Chris Brown,
Trey Songz. Alright, wait. Let's slow down.
Jesus, you have
to go so fast.
What about the people listening to this that have no
idea who's there? Okay. Shouldn't be
many of y'all, by the way. Right.
Kendrick Lamar. Yes.
That's great.
He's the biggest, I would say, arguably.
Chris Brown and Trey Songz.
I'm interested to see how much of his new album he performs.
Because he is performing this new album places.
I see it online, the clips of him performing.
Yeah, I wonder how that's going to go.
And he's going to have easily the longest set, so.
As he should.
So he has a long set.
As the headliner.
Shout out to Kendrick Lamar.
All right, who else we got there?
Like I said, Chris and Trey.
That's wonderful.
The R&B head in me.
And I am an R&B head.
I love that.
They're billed separately, but I'm assuming they will come together.
They're going to come out together and fucking.
Big Sean, which Ebro says includes good music.
It's not being dubbed as that, but apparently that's what it is.
Oh, come on, Ebro.
If Ebro don't get the fuck out of here with that bullshit.
It's Big Sean, but Kanye and everyone is coming with him.
But we just not going to promote it because he said it's a secret.
But I'm going to tell you.
Yeah.
Ebro.
Yeah.
Good luck with that.
Way to go.
Fab and friends.
Don't know.
Big Sean.
So that's great.
Wait.
So, so far here.
Run this list back again.
Kendrick Lamar album just came out.
Great.
Chris Brown.
Chris Brown album came out in the fall recently.
Yeah.
Trey Songz.
Trey Songz album.
It came out.
Yeah.
It was a few months ago.
Yeah.
Big Sean album just came out.
Album just came out.
Loso.
Fab and Friends, it says.
Yeah.
I want to know who these friends are.
My guess was Dipset.
He was going to bring up.
Those are not his friends. Someone guessed Fetty Wap. Fab hates Dipset He was gonna bring up Those are not his friends
Someone guessed Fetty Wap
Fab hates Dipset
Am I supposed to say that?
I'll take that back
No he doesn't
Yeah someone guessed Fetty Wap
I can see Fetty
I'll take that back then
But
Yeah no I can see Fetty
Fab bringing Fetty out
Fab's always on top of like
What's going on
Well half of Fab's friends
Are already on there
He'd bring out
Chris He should bring out Little. All right, well, listen.
He should bring out
Lil Mo.
Wait, yeah.
He's not bringing out
Dipsand.
I can almost assure you that.
50 brought him out last year.
What, who out?
Could be reversed.
What, who out?
50 brought Fab out last year.
They were never enemies.
I'm not suggesting they were.
I'm saying his friends. Okay, let's move on. Meek Mill. out 50 brought fab out last year they were never enemies i'm not suggesting they were maybe he'll
bring out fifth out bring his friends okay okay let's move on meek mill how is that related to
fab and dipstick he was just we're talking about fabulous and friends he moved on i moved on to
maybe he'll bring out 50 because 50 brought him out last year oh okay i get it i get it yeah
meek mill he probably won't bring 50 out he might he. When you got joints, when you got a classic,
you can come out at any time.
Someone said, oh, the irony.
Fab will probably bring DJ Clue with him this year.
I'm like, he probably
definitely won't.
And where's irony there?
Look up irony.
I want you to know what irony means.
Alright, who else do we have here?
Meek
and I'm 99% sure
he'll bring Nicky
with him
wait
is Fab gonna bring you out
hell no
what am I
there's a storm
in the house
what am I coming out
to do
I'm not
no I'm cool
I'm fine
I'll come out
and do all my
fucking
moon music catalog
at Summer Jam
yo Summer Jam
is a very tedious
process
like when you have to actually perform there.
Well, maybe it's just tedious for me because I hate everybody.
Okay.
But whatever.
You know what? As you read the list, it sounds
much better than it did when I was reading it
when I woke up.
Well, it's because it's my lovely voice.
How does that work?
Well, when I was reading it as I woke up, I didn't know
Big Sean was bringing Kanye.
Whoa. I didn't know
that Meek
was bringing Nicki.
Kanye could be building pyramids in
Egypt that day. It may not be able to show up.
I'm almost certain that's what will happen.
I think he'll be there.
Omarion? You think you like
O? Well, I love Omarion.
I just hate
the records that other people love him for.
That supposed to be record is getting really big.
I love it.
I like that record.
He should reunite B2K on stage.
No?
I'd be here for it, honestly.
This is why we need to lessen the amount of talking that you do on this podcast.
Childish Gambino.
Anyone have commentary on him?
I liked his album.
I want him to dress right.
Don't come out.
He's an actor.
He's weird.
He's a thespian.
And most importantly.
No, the weirdos have taken over hip hop.
Oh, yeah, 100%.
For sure.
But anyway, and lastly, Ty Dolla Sign and friends.
Don't put anyway us.
Nope.
We were talking.
Yeah, I was interested in this child.
Were you?
Because you didn't say anything when I announced his name.
Okay, so fine.
You wanted the world to stop.
Because I was reading Peter texted me and asked, is everything good?
Like, we couldn't do it without him.
Get the fuck out of here, Peter.
You wanted the world to stop so you can announce Ty Dolla Sign and friends.
And friends, yep.
Who are his friends?
Me. Just kidding. But it should friends. And friends, yep. Who are his friends? Me.
Just kidding.
But it should be.
I don't know.
Why?
Because you sucked him off?
I did not!
Look how fast the rumor starts.
Oh my God, you are horrible.
Look how fast the rumor starts.
Oh gosh, gross.
Just that fast.
Yeah, you're horrible.
No, I don't know.
I wouldn't want to know if you did that.
Yeah, and I did not because he's my favorite and I would never want to ruin a relationship
like that.
It's not funny! That is my favorite and I would never want to ruin a relationship like that
So platonic
Thanks change three Texas
Look everyone fuck off. I got him on this thing
That's a I have a huge issue with women that do that. What? So you are to be credited.
Yeah.
I mean, let's not discredit Ty's talent because if he was shit, he wouldn't be put on Summer Jam. But we already did that.
No, we didn't.
Sure we did.
No, but I'm just saying I brokered the deal.
That's not getting him on Summer Jam.
Yes, it is.
Yes, it is.
No, it's not.
So you did what Kevin Lyles could not do.
Definitely. Just kidding. Shout out what Kevin Lyles could not do. Definitely.
Just kidding.
Shout out to Kevin Lyles.
What up?
Women do that a lot.
No, we don't.
Women take credit for fucking the success of men a lot.
Ty is successful because Ty is the most amazing artist ever.
In my opinion, I do not fucking argue with me.
My mentions, everyone fuck off. Well, they're do not fucking argue with me my mentions everyone fuck off
well they're not gonna argue with you
they're just gonna let you know
that you totally shitted on
Kendrick Lamar
two weeks ago
I did not shit on him
and don't even say that I did
I said that I'm not a fan
that music is not for me
I did not say Kendrick
is not dope as shit
he's not talented as fuck
I didn't say any of those things
he is all of those things
he's not for me
I prefer to listen to
Ty Dolla $ign
that's what I like to listen to.
But you're the person,
you're the person,
you're like,
you might as well be the mascot
for that person that people like me hate.
And that's why you have people in your mentions
dissing you.
Man.
Not because you said that Kendrick Lamar wasn't dope,
because that would be stupid.
Everybody knows Kendrick Lamar is dope.
Exactly.
But when you say,
Kendrick is not for me, that type of brain soul food is not for me.
That positivity.
Yeah.
That fucking great rapping ability.
Yeah, but just because.
That classic album. That's not what I look for music to get out of that.
That's not what I want from music.
Music has a different language to everybody.
That's not what I listen to music for.
Well, then where do you
get your positive things from?
Listening to stuff
that's turned up,
that I enjoy,
that's what makes me happy.
I'm asking the things
that come from a Kendrick album.
Where do you get them from
if you don't get them
from music?
Positivity like what, then?
Because I'm just
naturally happy.
Never mind.
No, go, please.
Oh, no, this was great. This was great. Please continue, please. This is wonderful. Yeah, go, please. Oh no, this was great.
Please continue, please.
This is wonderful.
So from a Kendrick album.
Defensive mechanism.
It's like, is Kendrick
supposed to raise me? I don't understand what you're trying to say.
Do I need to get something out of Kendrick's album
because I don't necessarily need whatever
it is that you're referring to?
No, he's a very like-minded individual that's very talented in creating music,
which you would then take in some of that positivity, that knowledge,
that way of thinking to put it better into your life.
You don't do that from that, which is fine.
I'm asking where you would get those good qualities from other people.
Just life.
I don't understand.
So you have it all figured out?
I don't.
Is Kendrick going to teach me how to figure it all out?
That's basically what you're insinuating.
No, I'm insinuating the qualities that come out of it.
Kendrick will have it.
The qualities that come out of that album.
And that was my problem with this when it started.
I knew Rory wasn't the best at arguing his points.
Yeah.
And he's letting Marissa thug him out of here.
No, because it makes no sense. He's basically saying I need to listen
to Kendrick to have positive vibes.
No, I didn't say that. I asked where you get the qualities from.
Life, Rory! I'm a naturally
happy person. I don't need to listen
to a Kendrick Lamar album to boost my mood.
It might actually do the opposite because I don't want to be thinking
all deep while I'm listening to music.
A Kendrick album may not necessarily make somebody
super happy. Well, that's all I want to be is really happy. I don't need to think deep when I'm listening to music. I Kendrick album may not necessarily make somebody super happy. Well, that's all I want to be is
really happy. I don't need to think deep when I'm listening to
music. I'll think deep when I read a book.
That answered my question. A book.
That's all I wanted to know. Great.
What was the last book you read?
I knew that was coming.
I don't know. So you don't read books?
No, I read The Secret last year.
Fuck off.
Yeah, you're definitely that person that people hate.
What do you get from Ty Donaldson's music?
It's just turn-up fun music.
It's not deep stuff.
I don't think very deep.
I didn't ask you what it was not.
I asked you what it was.
Oh, you with me now?
I'm telling you.
Who's me now?
Out of Ty's music, it's just an enjoyable experience.
It puts me in a good mood.
It's about fun shit, sex shit, turn up shit.
I like to sing along.
I like to learn words and sing like they sing.
I have fun in my car.
I have fun in my house.
It's just a fun time.
I like having fun.
Your top five rappers that you enjoy listening to.
Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Big Sean, Machine Gun Kelly,
and
I don't want to...
I look for every A$AP project now,
but I didn't always.
So I'll put them in there.
Why do you look for those projects now?
Because now I kind of like them, but I still don't...
I wouldn't stand for him. I like his stuff.
I like most of the singles he puts out.
Okay, so give me the next five after that.
That was the iTunes library.
No, that's literally my majority of my iTunes.
Do they all have to be rappers?
Yes.
Because I listen to a lot of singers, too.
Rappers.
I like J. Cole.
Is Ty a rapper?
No, he's a singer. I have J. Cole's. Is he a singer of singers, too. Rappers. I like J. Cole. Is Ty a rapper? No, he's a singer.
I have J. Cole's...
Is he a singer?
Yeah, he doesn't rap at all.
Okay, so just throw him in the rapper mix.
Okay, even though he's not.
So we're going to call him a singer.
Yeah, he's 100% a singer.
Have you heard him rap anything?
I haven't heard him say a word.
It's not funny.
Wait, by mistake.
Wait a minute.
That's not true.
I take it back.
Okay.
I don't want to offend my political connects here.
That's why I'm being quiet.
By mistake,
last year
at South by Southwest.
Oh, we were all there together.
Can I tell my story, please?
Sorry, I got excited.
I was in the car with Steph.
Shout out to 11-8.
And we were going
somewhere and she was
playing
this music
that was
making me want to kill
myself. That's really not nice.
In the car.
And as the
mixtape played. Probably Beach House 2.
I had no choice but to say,
yo, my nigga,
who is this person?
She knew all the words.
Shout out to Steph.
She was dancing, jamming, singing along,
turned up,
and she could not understand
why I had a gun to my head.
I don't understand that either.
And she said, it's Ty Dolla $ign.
And what happened was, by the end of this car ride, I was forced into liking and singing one of these songs.
Because it was so stupid and dumb that if you heard it enough you
were gonna sing it like the song with like bitches on my dick in the club
bitches on my dick in the club bitches on my dick in the club bitches on my
dick in the club every time I walk in the club. Every time I walk in the club.
See me when I come in the club.
Spending money when I come in the club.
Think we got it?
Yo, by the time I got out of that car,
all I could hear in my head
for the next three
hours at least was,
bitches, I'm a dick in the club.
Bitches, I'm a dick in the club bitches I'm a dick in a club
so I have heard a word from Ty Dolla $ign
shout out to Ty Dolla $ign
Marissa drove me home on Friday
and of course that's all we listened to
I put on my Ty Dolla $ign playlist which is like
all his songs ever on one playlist
see why I would never get in a car with Marissa
it was fun though
luckily I was drunk
yeah well I sang you were there I was drunk Yeah well I sang
You were there
It was fun
You know
I might be getting
Give me some
Ty Dolla Sign songs
That you should download
No
No no no no
Just give me some
Of the songs that he sings
That plays on the radio
Paranoid
Or not
I don't listen to the radio
Oh
Paranoid was dope
Yeah Paranoid How does Paranoid go Got two of my listen to the radio Oh Paranoid was dope Yeah Paranoid
How does Paranoid go
Got two of my bitches in the club
Love that song
Okay
Love that song
Or Nah
You gon' run it for these hunnids
Girl or Nah
This is why I'm not a singer
Show me is you really about your money
Girl or Nah
I like that song
Okay
You and Your Friends
He just does the hook
It's not his song
Who is that Chris Brown No that's Wiz Khalifa I like that song. Okay. You and Your Friends. He just does the hook. It's not his song.
Who is that?
Chris Brown?
No, that's Wiz Khalifa.
I got all these things pulled up.
Are we crediting Ty Dolla $ign with Chris Brown Loyal?
Loyal.
He wrote the song.
Love that song.
You can buy a house off of that song.
I give him some credit for that.
That's Ty.
He also helped write that Wiz Khalifa and Snoop Dogg song that was a big hit from the Mac and Devin soundtrack a few years ago.
Can't think of the name off the top of my head.
Was that the one in the video when they were dressed as high school kids?
Mm-hmm.
Oh.
Yeah, that record was in the video.
So what we get high.
That one.
So what we do.
I really like that song. What were you doing at the video?
In the area.
Oh, you were in the video?
No.
I might have been, actually.
Good shit.
So this guy's a great songwriter.
He's an amazing songwriter.
He plays almost every single instrument.
Marissa, Marissa, Marissa, my nigga.
My nigga.
I'm just saying.
Dog.
He's talented.
Someone tried to go on my...
Stop caping.
Someone said he's trash, which was...
Well, someone would be entitled to their opinion.
No, you could say you don't like him. Don't say he's
trash because the man is fucking talented. I hate
when people do that shit. Don't say someone sucks.
Say they're not for you.
This guy doesn't suck.
I cannot play a single instrument,
let alone all of them. I cannot make
a beat. He can make a beat. I cannot write a song
unless I'm, you know, not even
row for the day.
Put a little 16 out there. I'm just waiting for you to be finished caping, to be honest with you. I'm not caping. I'm, you know, not even row for the day. Then, I mean, put a little 16 out there.
I'm just waiting for you
to be finished
caping,
to be honest with you.
I'm not caping.
I'm just making my point clear.
Was Ty the last name
on Summer Jam?
So we can move on from that?
Yeah, that was, yeah.
The casual fan
doesn't care enough
to go that
in detail
about their description
of an artist.
Yeah, but I'm not a casual fan.
I'm a huge fan. I'm not a casual fan. I'm a huge fan.
I'm not talking about you.
I'm talking about the people that say he's trash.
That's their way of saying, I don't fuck with him.
He's whack to me.
You just got to put it to me at the end of all these things.
Like kind of how I just said I wouldn't listen to that mixtape at all.
Yeah.
But I would never say that he's fucking trash.
Clearly, he's an amazing at all. Yeah. But I would never say that he's fucking trash. Clearly,
he's an amazing songwriter.
Yep.
Those are,
some of those songs are,
actually,
a lot of those songs
are pretty amazing
that you just named.
And they perform really well.
They do.
I just can't get in my car
like you get in your fucking
Mercury and start fucking,
like,
no.
Mercury Milan music.
Yeah,
I can't do it.
So anyway,
okay,
so that's the Summer Jam lineup.
That is.
And then the festival stage is B.O.B., Tiana Taylor, Travis Scott, Dej Loaf.
Yeah.
Travis Scott will turn that parking lot upside down.
Yeah, that'll be very dope.
He puts on a very good show.
I'm surprised there was no Young Thug or Migos on the main stage.
We discussed.
That would make a lot of sense.
Yeah, well, Migos doesn't have that many records.
It translates very weird in a stadium,
and they would do better as...
Look, this was the conversation that was happening.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is not coming from me.
Time out, time out, time out.
So where do you put...
Okay, look.
Time out for a second.
Hold on, listen to me.
As the night goes on, the sets get longer.
Where do you put someone that only has a couple of big hits?
You can't put them in the beginning, which is where they would likely need to go because of just the level of celebrity compared to the other artists and the other catalog of hits that the other artists have.
And if you put them at the end, I mean in the beginning where they would usually go, there'd be six people in the audience because no one gets their summer jam on time.
And they're going to be performing fight night and everyone's going to be like randomly looking at them because no you can't turn up in a little situation like that
so they make much better as
surprise guests and don't know if they will
be but they will make it'll just be a lot
more turned up situation that way
tell me the reason what the discussion
was one more time as to why
I just told it they don't have enough
records to do a whole set
a long set and they don't make sense
at the beginning if they would do a 3-4 song set.
Why not? Because there's going to be no one
in the stadium and those are turn-up people.
You want a stadium full of people doing Fight Night.
Two years ago, J. Cole
was an early actor.
They do Wiz Khalifa early often too, which I
find very strange. So I don't really get
that logic. Miguel was early too.
Which I was upset about because I wanted
a whole Miguel.
He's not really
a turnip.
He brought out
Mariah Carey
when the sun was out
and no one was there.
Yeah, well,
that was his fault.
No, it was your fault.
It was Hot 97's fault.
It's not his fault
for putting on
an amazing show.
He was slotted wrong.
I don't do any of that.
How many,
how many,
and I don't think
Young Thug is a fan of New York.
Who?
Their album's doing great.
Oh, Ray Shmurda?
They have like four singles on the radio.
Don't know.
They didn't come up in combo today.
J. Cole...
Dang, I ain't got no type.
Might have been kind of stupid.
But again, let's not leave out the possibility of a surprise guest.
That would make a lot of sense.
Cole, Rocky,
don't know what happened with those.
J. Cole's on tour,
I believe,
so that probably wouldn't have made sense
unless he rerouted.
Every artist is on tour, though.
How many songs
does Migos have?
Like hits?
Fight Night, Versace.
I feel like there was one
in between that.
There's more.
Just not the one that I remember.
She won't be afraid no more.
She won't be afraid no more.
Is that Migos?
That doesn't sound like a Migos song.
They usually go,
that didn't sound like that.
No, that's Migos.
I'm not a PlayStation.
That's the memorable bar from that.
What was for me? Please don't try to run game on me
I'm not a PlayStation
No what came between Versace and Fight Night
There was definitely a big one
I can just look at my phone right now
Cause yes I do have Migos songs in my phone
The John Ty Dolla $ign
I got a few of his songs
I'm just too old
I'm not these people's target audience with these records.
That's fine.
Yeah, Freak No More.
Hannah Montana.
Hannah Montana.
That was what I was thinking.
There's one more, though, I think.
That's four records.
Yeah, but that's the beginning.
That's four hit records.
Big hits.
I know.
I get it.
But I'm just saying, still at the beginning, it wouldn't make sense.
And then you need more than four. Four than records could carry a whole set at summer gym
And put in some two fillers. Okay. Look, I know you can get them niggas 25 minutes
I don't do I don't make this yeah, but you were clearly in the meeting when this was being argued
No, I wasn't I was here today after we announced the lineup and we were all like hey
How come we didn't add blah blah blah. She was too busy brokering
Oh my god Fuck off. I want to hear more about blah. She was too busy brokering. Oh, my God.
Fuck off.
I want to hear more about that.
It was pretty simple.
Let me hear it.
What was the deal?
What was the percentage rate?
No, it had nothing to do with money.
I meant like I text Ibra on Friday and I was like, yo, if we don't put Ty Dolla $ign on Summer Jam, I'm going to quit everything.
And he said, LOL, you really go hard for this guy.
And I said, LOL.
Well, yeah, he has an album coming out.
He makes sense on the lineup.
He has a lot of hit records on his own.
He had the biggest song of 2014 with Paranoid.
And he only came out as a guest on Mustard's set.
And blah, blah, blah, blah.
He could do Hooks alone with his set and this, that, and the third.
And then Ebro was like, word, well, get me his contact then.
And I'm like, word.
And then he hit me last night and was like, yo, hit Ty and see if he's available June 7th and I was like
okay well I guess I gave you use contact for nothing
what you're exposing now is that
Ebro does not have the main stage lineup ready
before an hour before announcing it
it doesn't matter
shit comes together there's probably still going to be more coming on
well yeah obviously
I mean that's how that works it's a huge show
is he supposed to have it done 8 months ago
when we don't know who's hot right now
well let's be clear Ebro I'm almost how that works. It's a huge show. Is he supposed to have it done eight months ago and we don't know who's hot right now?
Well,
let's be clear.
Ebro,
I'm almost positive,
could have gotten in touch with Ty Dolla $ign.
He did.
He was doing me the,
I guess,
like,
I don't want to say the favor
of being able to
have that pleasure.
Well,
I'll say it.
He was doing you the favor.
Yeah,
of course Ebro could hit Ty Dolla.
It's Ebro.
I'm not saying, like, I made the world go round, but I got to do it and I felt very cool about it was doing you the favor. Yeah, of course Ebro could hit Ty Dock. It's Ebro. I'm not saying I made the world go round, but I got to do it, and I felt very cool about it.
But you did stand.
And I put the bug in his ear, and I felt cool.
He might have already had that bug in his ear.
Maybe that drove it home.
But you did stand, and you got your guy on there.
I did, and I'm very fucking happy about it.
Because less about him, more about me just fucking, I can't wait to watch the show and jump up and down and sing every word.
That's really what I'm
excited about.
I'm happy you have your moment. Yeah.
I'm pretty excited. What else happened
this week?
How was your date with Alma?
Yeah. Don't try to get in
my fucking business here.
So do you want to go to that or do you want to go to
our night out together as a
crew? What was that, Friday?
Who had a night out together?
We did.
The crew right here.
The squad.
We went out.
I got cursed.
Oh, we did.
We did.
I got cursed really bad.
Yeah, you can get into that.
I'm telling that my normal self today.
I haven't gotten the adequate amount of sleep.
Yeah, yeah.
I have a nap scheduled in for later.
Yeah, we all went out.
We don't care about your nap schedule.
We went to the club,
and I shot my shot,
and it didn't make the basket,
and then...
Oh, that's when the home...
Oh, my God.
Now I remember.
I can totally forget about all this.
Now I remember.
Okay, okay.
I got it, I got it.
Watching the fucking Instagram video.
So Friday night,
Friday night,
I had a gig in Astoria
and I'm always
in Astoria anyway
but this was in
like a different part
of Astoria
and I went
and it was a pretty
cool club
really nice
surprisingly
they clearly spent
a lot of money
on the club
it was a great club
a lot of white people
but like
they were
partying
like they were partying.
Like, they were going super hard in here.
Now, I love parties that are full of white people that are going super hard.
Those are always the best parties ever.
So, we were there.
Well, no, I was there.
Marissa came with me.
Yep.
And the night is going on, and Marissa's getting drunk,
and I'm taking a bunch of pictures that I don't want to take with people.
You so low.
And who walks in the club?
You guessed it.
Rory?
Rory Dog,
a.k.a. Muddy Wap,
a.k.a. Petty Wap,
a.k.a. Roar Dog.
Thank you for that introduction.
Now, would you like to tell us about your entrance, or would you like me to tell it?
You're going to embellish and lie.
No need to embellish on this one.
All I did was walk in, and I sat down.
Poured myself some vodka
and I don't even drink vodka so I knew the night
was going to go left.
And that was it.
Were you alone? I don't think you were.
I came with a friend.
A friend.
He came with a friend.
Who Marissa asked if she was a stripper.
That was the first thing she said to me.
That was the vibes I was getting. Yeah, because she looked like a stripper. That was the first thing she said to me. That was the vibes I was getting.
Yeah, because she looked like a stripper.
That was a stripper outfit.
The outfit said stripper.
I didn't notice that until the end of the night, by the way.
And the face piercings threw me off.
The face has piercings.
I know, but she had like lip and like.
But she looked good with them.
Yeah.
Whatever.
So anyway.
My nose ring is cute.
Do you want to continue to tell?
Oh, you want to?
So you're lying.
How am I lying?
So you just walked in with a friend and sat down and poured vodka,
and that was it.
And poured vodka, by the way.
Then I watched you perform Pump It Up
with five white bitches on stage
and fire
which I never do
but around white people
fire is amazing
and you had your
Pump It Up jacket on
which made it amazing
which I did
which Alma asked about
is this your Pump It Up jacket
but all for that
yeah so then you just
watched me do
Pump It Up
fire as you don't put it down
NBA and then we left
that was it
that's your story
you sticking to it that's it yeah my story's and then we left. That was it. That's your story. You stick it to it.
That's it.
Yeah.
My story's much different than that.
You're an embellisher, so.
Well, we could have Marissa tell it.
Marissa's opinion isn't always focused.
So Rory comes in skipping, which I thought was a little weird. And skipping.
Which I thought was a little weird.
He came in skipping, frolicking.
Frolicking, yes.
I would agree with that. He was frolicking with cargo in hand.
Cargo in tow.
Now, I couldn't see this cargo from where I was standing.
But Rory looked unusually
happy.
In love, even.
This is so embellished.
So you didn't look happy?
She said in love.
Yeah, I was happy.
It was a Friday night.
So you're just happy every Friday.
I've been with you on multiple Friday nights
and you've never looked that happy.
You're cute.
That was like, like, it was like a boyish happy.
He was like holding her knee when they sat down.
No, I wasn't.
Yes, you were.
I was sitting right next to you.
He was holding her knee.
He was putting his arm around her.
No.
Tending to her knee. Now you're fucking lying around her. No. Tending to her knee.
Now you're fucking lying.
No.
We're getting Rory in trouble.
We're getting Rory in trouble.
I am not lying.
He's in the middle of it.
Okay, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
Just for the record.
You know, I always think it's funny because I get in trouble this same way.
I come on this podcast.
I start telling all my business.
All my bitches be listening. And then they fucking question me all week about stuff that I'm sharing to this same way. I come on this podcast, I start telling all my business, all my bitches be listening,
and then they fucking question me
all week about stuff
that I'm sharing to the podcast people.
And then I gotta lie and say,
boo, come on,
that's just podcast talk, girl.
I'm just gotta entertain the listeners.
That's how I had to hit my baby.
I'm definitely gonna be like,
yo, you know how Joe is?
Yeah.
Yo, you know,
I would never do nothing wild like that to you my baby. I'm definitely going to be like, yo, you know how Joe is. Yeah. Yo, you know, I would never do nothing wild
like that to you, ma.
Yo, that don't even sound
like it would happen.
Come on, you wild.
I didn't even know
you would be listening,
but now that I know,
I ain't going to be wild
like that no more.
It works every time.
Thank you for ruining
my way out now.
It works like a charm.
I know so many of my bitches be listening to this shit.
Well, I don't have really any hoes to listen to mine.
I would think that these fucking bitches would have jobs and shit.
Yeah, well, you could play the podcast.
You can play the podcast anytime.
Oh, I would think that these people have jobs that
They were obligated to actually do some shit outside of tweet and just listen to fucking podcast all fucking day
But I forgot that my little new boo thing
It's never been my boo thing Let me not say that. I'm gonna guess it
You and Omar making up for some time who's that?
I don't know what and I want to my own
some of my You and Omar are making up for some time. Who's Omar? I didn't even know Omar. You said Omar. And I wasn't talking about Omar. I was talking about my, what's the word I'm looking for?
I can't think of the word.
I haven't got it.
But my good girl boo.
Yeah, that's a good name.
My good girl boo.
Who went on vacation with her girl.
Shout out to-
Is that what she told you?
Shout out to good girl boo and our girls.
She's out with all her girls?
It was out there being good girls.
Of course.
Because that's what happens when we get in.
Definitely.
Not fucking guys.
Not meeting guys.
Not doing anything bad.
I've had vacations like that.
Why are you looking at me like that?
I just want to shout out to my Good Girl Boo and all of her friends who held her down while she was thinking about me.
All right.
Let's reel it in.
So, yeah, she was out.
She fucking listened to the podcast.
I was taken aback.
I was like, oh, fuck.
I really got to start watching you guys here.
Yeah.
She threw in a word that I said or something I said on the podcast.
She threw it.
She subtly threw it in on the text.
And I was like, oh, smooth move there.
You've started a petty wop revolution from the podcast, by the way, on Twitter.
Everyone's petty next door on Twitter now.
Petty next door and petty wop.
As we should be.
As we should.
We should all be petty next door.
She started a band.
So then, all right, so that was Friday.
All right, so let me rewind because I don't want to ruin anyone's political connects.
Rory came in the club alone.
Yep, with nobody.
And he sat down and poured himself and only himself some vodka.
No girl that was with him in a stripper outfit.
And piercing to their face.
And piercing to their face.
This girl doesn't exist
and if she does
exist
she certainly
wasn't there
with Rory
nope
so
that is me
and Marissa's
mistake
Rory's other
bitches
so then we
fucking perform
well I perform
these guys
I put a bunch
of white bitches
on stage with me
white bitches
love my old
song
yes fucking pump it up Joe and pump bunch of white bitches on stage with me white bitches love my old fucking rocket
so they were overly horny I curved them all we left but I think Marissa got
inspired by seeing all of these white girls on stage trying to fucking
quarterback that pussy and she sat there and said to herself
no this is what happened well no she was in no no i'm telling my story okay not you you tell
your version she saw all the white bitches trying to quarterback that pussy to me on stage right
then she saw rory with the invisible girl in the stripper outfit with the piercings who wasn't there
because she wasn't there and marissa said to herself, I'm gonna
have to shoot my shot.
So,
Marissa went to
shoot that fucking shot.
I did. And
she tweeted it.
She said, I'm gonna shoot
my shot. She's such a
loser.
Maybe you'll see it and be excited loser. This guy doesn't even.
Maybe he'll see it and be excited.
Yeah, like this guy.
No, he doesn't follow me.
I know, which makes you even more of a loser.
That wasn't for him.
That was for my Twitter followers who encouraged me.
Your Twitter followers, did they encourage you?
They did.
They said, fuck it.
You only got one shot.
Shoot it.
Oh, man.
Well, first of all.
They scared me wrong.
Well, first of all, let me correct Marissa's Twitter followers.
Okay.
She clearly had more than one shot.
Because, boy, did she keep on shooting.
No.
Okay, look.
First of all.
What's your password to your phone?
Don't have one.
So, first of all.
Fuck.
Yes.
So, first of all, I did this from the studio first because we were in his city.
So, I was like, oh, let me just see.
Now, mind you, me and him used to mess around a lot around Christmas time.
We fell out.
See, time out.
Stop.
Me and him used to mess around a lot around Christmas time.
You got to learn how to interpret the things that I'm awake.
Okay.
Oh, I'm awake now, baby.
You got to learn how to interpret the bulls.
It did not include sex.
It did not include sex.
Listen, we both can't talk at the same time.
I will let you speak. You should let me speak. That is how people sex. We both can't talk at the same time. I will let you speak.
You should let me speak. That is how people can... You're gonna lie.
Oh, duh. Actually, no,
I'm not gonna lie. This is how... You gotta learn
how to interpret the things that women say.
And because I'm 34 years of age, going on
35, and I've got a little bit of experience in this,
when women say
me and
him used to mess around
a lot,
the guy just fucked her No
He just fucked her whenever he wanted to
That is exactly what
Let me tell you what
Me and him used to mess around a lot means
That means
I was on his dick
And he fucked me when he felt like fucking me
Nope
That is 100% what that means
No, this epidemic needs to change
No, can we
I'm sick of the I used to talk to him girl.
Yeah.
When we didn't talk, you just sucked my dick.
Anyway, so we never had sex back then.
He slept over my apartment a bunch of times.
We went out to eat.
We were going on dates and shit.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
This is called a qualification.
This is what's happening right now.
She's qualifying to let you know that by the time she gave him the pussy, it was okay because
he had did all this.
He did so much.
He deserved this.
Whatever.
He had spent the night
with me a million times.
He didn't touch me.
I didn't give him anything.
I was such a strong girl.
Get this bullshit
the fuck out of here.
The reason is because
I didn't want to deal with him
really because he's from New York
and I just don't want
to ever deal with guys
So you didn't fuck this.
At first.
How tall is this guy?
Six foot fucking seven?
No.
Okay, let's not give details here
because that's not okay.
Let's not.
Well, we gave work.
All right, my bad.
Time out.
I got to apologize.
Neither of these people exist.
So this guy is not mad tall and light-skinned with tattoos.
Thank you.
It's not.
He's not.
I don't even know where I get this from.
He's not from New York.
So hypothetically, this guy is not You know all these things
Spend the night at your house
Mad times
Mad times but okay
First of all your house ain't even like
My house
You didn't even own a bit of my house son
There's a reason
You were outside
That's my point
Okay so anyway
He spent a bunch of time
We went out to eat
He met my friends
We were kicking it
I was trying not to fuck
Oh so this was your boyfriend
This was my boo
I was trying not to fuck
Because I didn't want to get open and I knew I would
and I know he runs around New York. I don't
know what he does in New York and I really didn't
want to be another one of them bitches.
So you do know what he does in New York? Probably.
He's fucking six foot five light skin with tattoos.
What wouldn't he be doing?
See, look how fast you
catch women in their lives.
I didn't want to fuck him
because I didn't want to get open
and he's
running around and I don't know what he's
doing, but I know he's
fucking mad bitches. I can assume.
And I didn't want to be one to the added
another one to the
list, right? Yeah. Then I eventually gave in
because duh. Okay.
And then we were
so cool. But it was fine
because by this point
y'all had a title.
Shut up.
No, no, no, no.
I'm just saying.
I'm not being extra.
I'm going off the things
that you are saying.
No.
You are saying to me.
We agree that we liked each other.
Time out.
When Tahiri
spent the night at my house
mad times without fucking
which never happened
but if she did
and when she met my parents
and when she met all of my friends.
I met his cousins.
And when we went to the movies, and when we went on dinner dates, that was my girlfriend.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's Tahiri.
So you did all these things.
We did all those things, but-
And you were still nothing to him.
It was only over the course of two months.
So that means y'all spent a lot of time together.
We did spend a good amount of time together. But you were still nothing. And then- Oh only over the course of two months. So that means y'all spent a lot of time together. We did spend a good amount of time together.
But you were still nothing.
And then.
Oh, you played the game all wrong.
No.
Oh, man.
She played the game wrong, Joey.
No, I did not.
No, you played the game wrong.
Oh, my Jesus.
You were nothing still.
Yeah, well, it wasn't like we were.
What are we going to be in two months?
Shit.
I'm not.
No.
Okay, so let's fast forward.
So then you fucked him because you knew that
all your
all your behavior
prior to that
was a facade
and it wasn't really you
all of this
no
because I was attracted to him
and I liked him
let me get to basics
oh my god
a woman can't want to have sex
with somebody
because she likes them
and she's attracted to them
what do I have to do
no
they can't
why
okay great
so anyway
eventually
eventually we fall out
no no no I am, no, no.
I am not finished.
You can't over-talk me on my fucking podcast.
Okay.
He's going to make shit up.
No, I'm not.
I'm only getting what I'm saying from the things that you are saying.
Okay.
So eventually we fucked him and got rid of the whole,
I don't want to like him too much.
He's a really good guy.
We're just going to date and just go out.
I'm not going to do anything.
Eventually that went out the window.
Yeah, well.
Who initiated the first move?
He did.
And I couldn't resist it.
Is that the first time that he's initiated a move?
No, he initiated the first night, the second night.
So he's trying to get in those drawers for some reason.
Every time he's been by those drawers.
But these other times, you were strong.
Yeah, because I didn't want to fucking get open.
And I know I would.
And then I'd be stalking his social media.
I don't have the time for that shit.
I knew he looks like he would drive me crazy.
And he did.
Everybody's representative shows up for the time for that shit. I knew he looks like he would drive me crazy and he did.
And I just, you know, everybody's representative shows up for the first couple of months.
I didn't know him yet.
Okay.
All of that's great.
Like women sure do know how to say the right things.
Anyway, listen, then he put the infamous first move on you.
Yeah. Now, let's pretend
that I'm someone
that needs help
with the first move.
What was this move
that you,
air quotations,
couldn't resist
even though you resisted
at mad times?
What was this move?
Well,
ew, this is gross.
We had started kissing, and then he just, you know, ate the vagine really good, so I couldn't stop.
So that was that.
And there we are.
So what were these moves?
Was this the move that you resisted all these other times?
Well, he didn't do that before, no.
We would just kiss, and then he would, like, go to try to touch, and I'd be like, no.
And then he was cool, and he'd be like, okay.
Oh, like a 14-year-old.
See why I don't deal with women like you no no no no punch him in the face like not the kiss should definitely progress why if I
kiss no you sound crazy no can't kiss people can't make out no okay that
doesn't even make sense and I feel like Rory it makes all the sense in the world
why are we no no no no hold no, no, no. Hold up.
Let's establish some kissing rules here.
This is important.
I'm so glad that you woke me up with this conversation.
I was a little upset with the way the beginning of this podcast was going.
But I'm all into it now.
This is wonderful.
We might even chop the beginning of this shit off and start somewhere different.
Now, kissing.
Clearly, you are all right with just kissing a nigga you want to fuck.
A guy that I like.
Can we put it like that?
There's a difference.
No, there's not.
Yes, there is.
There's a guy that I would fuck that I would never want to be with or whatever.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Don't convolute it with who you would want to be with and who you would not want to be with.
Yes, we do.
No, that's what it is.
I'll kiss you if I actually like you, think I might have feelings for you. No, we said somebody you like
and somebody you want to fuck.
You added the third option,
I want to be with somebody,
and that's not what we're talking about.
All right, well, leave that out alone,
but there's someone I like
and there's someone I fuck.
I'm not fucking kissing somebody
that I just want to fuck.
I'm kissing somebody that I like.
I liked him.
I still do.
Okay, time out.
Damn, now you caping,
and I still like you. I blocked him on my phone and I blocked him on Twitter. And I still, yo out. Damn, now you caping. And I still like you.
Even though I blocked him on my phone and I blocked him on Twitter.
And I still, yo, my nigga, if you listening, I still feel this way about you.
What a fucking loser.
He needs to get his shit together.
So, okay, for me, the women that I stick my tongue in their mouth and exchange bodily fluids and saliva with,
typically the way that I like them, they like me back.
And with that said, normally if I want to fuck them, they want to fuck me back.
And I did.
So if I'm kissing, because mind you, I got at least 475 other moves to fuck this bitch before I get to.
Whoa, I might have to kiss her.
Well, he just likes kissing.
I got, actually.
He would like grab my face in the car and kiss me.
Time out.
This man, whoever he is.
Oh, I miss him now.
Has already broken two of Joe Budden's like cardinal fucking rules.
He not only tongue kissed
but then proceeded
to eat the fucking
toto of a woman
that
we can assume he didn't want
very much to do with
or a woman
that
he didn't match her like, her level of like.
We can say that.
Yeah, but I think it's just where he's at with all his shit that he's doing.
He's not going to match any bitch's level of like, which is fine.
That's why shit got crazy.
All right, so I went off on a tangent here.
This was great.
This is fucking great radio.
Now Marissa's crying on the fucking podcast
oh buddy
poor girl
okay
I really liked it
so you know why
we fell out
I don't really
I really don't want to
put his business out there
of course we're not
going to put anybody's
business out there
so that
it got messy
really like
with some other shit
it went from zero to five
yeah and then
we didn't talk for about a month
then we got back in contact
but it started kind of just being on some sex shit.
And then for a month now, he'll, like, text me every couple of days, like, yo, where you at?
Let's kick it.
And I'm like, all right.
And then he disappears.
And then Joey put me on the game the other day and said it's because I'm, like, the ninth option.
And he's texting everyone at the same time.
I know.
I didn't say the ninth option.
Why are you giving away games?
I said because Marissa was—and you know what? This say the ninth option Why are you giving away games? I said
Because Marissa would
And you know what this is the problem with me
I have a lot of platonic women friends
So sometimes like
The line of being a friend and being a guy
They get blurred
I needed to hear that though because I was really confused
So Marissa came to me and she said
Like she really sounded lost
She really sounded like She has been trying to figure it out and couldn't figure it out.
She said, well, explain.
Well, actually, I was talking about something.
That's how it came up.
I was talking about a bitch that I was ignoring.
Yeah.
Like, oh, this bitch keeps texting me.
I'm good, my nigga.
Like, get the fuck out of here.
I'm not texting you back or whatever.
And you were like, maybe you can help me.
I, like, this guy.
He texts, and it's he texting me.
That's the craziest part.
He, see, you can even hear the angst in her fucking voice now.
She still doesn't really understand.
I get it.
So this guy, he texts me, and I hit back, and we will make a plan, and then I will never hear from him again.
And the way she said it, I heard an echo on her again.
Again, again, again.
That's not funny.
She's not laughing at all.
Yeah, she's texting him right now.
You fucking stupid bitch.
No, I blocked him because I probably would give in if he tried to text me again.
Because at this point, after a couple of weeks of that, it got to the point where now I just want to prove to the universe, like, what the fuck?
I'm going to chill with him.
And then I thought about it.
I'm like, maybe the universe doesn't want us to hang out.
Maybe there's something wrong here.
So then I let Marissa know that.
What's happening is he has now put you in the ninth inning.
So he'll hit you and 70 other bitches at around 430 in the afternoon and say, yo, what's good?
It's me, my nigga.
And then we have to see who replies and see who does not.
And what happens is because he's an attractive guy, bitches are replying.
So while you're replying, mad bitches are replying.
So you just kind of get lost in the mix.
And then you're done.
You're done, though.
Which reminds me, I've got gotta cancel this fucking plan on me
with this chick
yeah so I tried
I tried for the last
even after Joey
put me on a game
I tried one more time
because we were in his city
and he was like
nah I'm going to the club
and then
we
I tried him again later
I'm like
are you back from the club yet
god
damn
I know
I was a little annoying
yo you are that girl
and then she proceeded
to watch the same
Instagram video
no no no
this is crazy
he didn't reply
and then I just watched
his Instagram video
the Instagram video
of him being
out of the club
getting food
getting food
yeah
not caring
not caring at all
and replying back
to comments
on his Instagram
wow
so at that point
I was like
fuck this and I blocked him on Twitter, and I blocked him
from my phone.
And the saddest part about-
Such a strong woman.
Yeah.
You really showed him.
Mostly so that I don't give in.
That was really what that was.
Like, you can't just go unblock him.
I know, but I'm just hoping that it'll do something for me.
I don't know what.
The saddest part about that whole shit is while he was Instagramming his whereabouts,
well, number one, he wasn't trying to hide his whereabouts at all.
At all.
And that's kind of what lets you know you're ninth inning pussy.
It's fine.
Because typically if I'm not answering a text and I actually care about my lie
or my lack of information to somebody, I'm not tweeting or Instagramming.
This nigga was just free.
Hey, I'm over here.
All up.
What's goody?
Get at me.
I'm right here.
One, two, five.
Yo, pull up.
Pull up on the nigga right here.
Everybody pump a wrist up.
My phone is fully charged.
I'm replying back quick.
Wait, my phone is fully charged.
Oh, Marnie, come here, baby.
You guys are funny.
Oh, man.
So, wait.
I didn't even get to the funny part.
The sad part about that whole thing is it didn't even seem like he was with a girl
No he wasn't
That was always our gripe though
Even when we were like really talking
I'd be like yo let's chill now
He'd be like yo I'm with my boys
And he legit like he really cared about
Hanging out with his boys
Well he's in that stage of life
Men go through that
Yeah
What stage is that?
The stage where you Just cause he's not a fucking thot like you that? The stage where you...
Just because he's not
a fucking thot like you,
Lori.
Where you mob out.
The stage when you
fucking meet a girl
that you don't ever
want to bring around
your boys.
Oh, oh.
I thought we were
talking about...
That's not...
Yeah, yeah.
And he did bring me
around his boys a lot
and his cousins
and his family and shit.
Where were you guys?
We were in their crib,
his crib,
at the club.
That's kind of
what I'm saying.
So where else would you bring you someone around your friends?
The club that night.
Yeah, well, I've gone to the club with him.
I've gone to the club.
You ain't never been to the fish park.
No, let me stop because Monty's really getting sensitive about the crying shit, so I'm sorry.
I apologize.
I take it back.
Whatever.
I take it all back.
Oh, man.
No, now we got to get on Rory.
Back to you, Rory.
Oh, man.
So Monty takes this nigga to about six in the fucking morning
until I had enough.
And her and Monty and Rory and some invisible girl at Rory's
where they had to get the fuck out of my crib
and go on wherever they were.
I mean, just Rory and Marissa.
I'm sorry.
So that was Friday.
On these podcasts, stories take a really long time.
That's probably my fault.
Because you're an embellisher.
They be so funny to me, man.
So that was Friday.
Well, Rosenberg's not here.
We can do two hours.
We don't care about fucking Rosenberg.
No, I got a meeting at 2.15.
Rosenberg is fucking going to prepare for his fucking,
you know,
he was at WrestleMania
or some shit.
I know.
Or he was watching it
or he was at
Monday Night Raw.
He was at like
eight different
wrestling events.
Now he's all amped
and wants to fucking
fight combat Jack.
Oh God,
we're going to get
attacked this Saturday.
Charlamagne,
turn your location on.
Oh, Rosenberg.
I really, listen, I have to apologize. I really
listen
I have to
apologize
I really hope
that other people
find me
as funny as I do
like
that was
really
you know
you used to
watch like
Rocky or some shit
and get really
amped
and want to go
fight someone
I can see
Rosenberg
watching
Wrestlemania
fucking 97 or whatever number
it was looking up at the ring like
I could do that yeah
shout out to all you Wrestlemania fans
I heard
don't you dare say that
don't you
just shut up
just you fucking shut your mouth
shout out to all you WrestleMania fans out there.
You guys, it was 100,000 of you at that fucking match.
And I don't watch it, but I hear that it exceeded everyone's expectations and everyone was really pleased.
That's number one.
So I want to shout out you guys because that was a really big deal, that's one, two, Rory, one day on Twitter, because I don't watch wrestling at all, I
haven't watched wrestling in a billion years, and one day, just, you know, just as fucking
rigmarole, I decided to say, it was a Monday night, and my whole timeline was tweeting about wrestling.
And I said, a lot of you fucking grown-ass men watch wrestling.
I didn't know we still did that.
Oh, why did I say that?
They learned me a good one there.
He said, who the fuck are you, Joe Budden?
John Cena is a way better rapper than you and sold way more records than you.
You fucking loser ass nigga.
And that happened for the next week.
And I said, wow.
Clearly, there are a lot of people of all ages that still watch wrestling.
So I now just appreciate the culture.
You're here for the culture.
I don't want any problem.
Don't let that work.
Hey, WrestleMania fans. I don't want any, I don't want any problem. Don't want that word. Hey, WrestleMania fans,
I don't want any beef with you guys.
You got,
y'all got it.
Hey,
maybe.
Them and the beehive.
Oh,
yeah,
no,
I don't want any fucking,
you know,
you know what,
so you got to be able to laugh at yourself.
You know,
I'm a firm believer in this,
and that's why sometimes when people,
when people are,
when people troll you, or when people diss you, or you, or me, because I get myself in these situations all the time, you got to just...
We were debating...
Shout out to Philly from Philly.
Of course, you knew he was from Philly.
His name is Philly.
He's got this whole classic album bracket going on, kind of like the March Madness bracket.
Oh, yes.
And I tweeted.
There was a few questionable.
I, well, yeah, but off of that,
I tweeted,
because I just thought it would be a great idea.
I said, well,
he should do this with mixtapes.
That would be so cool.
He should do,
there are so many classic mixtapes,
you know, that bracket would be great.
And somebody said to me.
They retweeted me what they replied.
And they said, why the drought three would just be all you niggas.
Oh, it would.
Jouty.
What up, Weezy?
So I retweeted that and I put.
LOL. what up Weezy so I retweeted that and I put lol I thought that that was
hilarious
that this guy
on Twitter
that means
that Drought 3
that you said fuck Lil Wayne
well
first of all
I love Lil Wayne
me too
I just don't think
that Drought 3
is Lil Wayne's best mix tea
that's my opinion
Matt
you wouldn't know what do you mean i wouldn't know you
wouldn't know i'd love to draw but anyway so so i said lol it wasn't to say you know fuck little
wayne i hate little wayne or whatever it was to say i don't think that that's the best mix i think
that's pretty funny i don't think that you know why did so a bunch of people then replied and said
i don't know what you LOLing. It is.
So then I said,
wait a minute. Are y'all telling me that the Drought 3 is better than
what did I say? I said, uh, 50 Cent
is the future.
Oh, man.
It was WrestleMania all over
again. Those fans
said, nigga, what
the fuck you ever did? You ain't
this shit. You suck.
Nigga, you a drought.
Drought better than you.
Drought better than your whole life.
Drought three better than your mom, your family.
You suck, nigga.
And I was like, pump it up.
Whoa.
Whoa.
First of all, can you stop attacking me this way?
But boy, boy, that got me a good laugh in the studio.
You a drought.
Shout out to everyone who dissed me that day.
Damn, now I forgot where I was going.
You were talking about your weekend, honestly.
Back to my weekend.
Even though I wanted to get off that.
But back to my fucking weekend.
So, yeah, that happened I don't fucking remember
did you go out with Alma
you tweeted about it
that's what happened
Saturday
friend of the show
Alma Reyes
my 6th grade crush
who broke my heart way back when
I hit her up and she was free my sixth grade crush who broke my heart way back when.
I hit her up and she was free.
Of course she was.
She was waiting for Joe to call.
It really saddens me
that you think that way.
I am so kidding.
She wanted nothing to do with you last week.
I'm not going to rush and say that.
She could literally care less, but go on.
Well, she went on a date, so clearly you wrong.
Okay.
Clearly, I'm not.
Me and her ain't like you and homeboys.
Leave us alone.
We're working through our love right now.
So me and Alma went out.
We went to a restaurant.
It was packed.
Red Lobster.
Wasn't Red Lobster.
Shout out to Red Lobster. Wasn't Red Lobster wasn't Red Lobster so
we went out that was great we caught up on the last 20 years all that's been
happening all that could be right all the potential and then afterward ooh Afterward ooh little tidbit. He's a little behind the scene
SCE and he
She just went home
But When you go home cuz I was a perfect gentleman
Oh, did I pull out all the gentleman stopped not cuz I want to fuck either
I don't wanna fuck and I want to fuck and I wasn't even you know
This wasn't even a romantic thing for either one of us.
But you still, it's good to be a gentleman.
You're a six-year-old crush.
But I said, text me when you got home.
And she got home.
She texted me.
And she said, I had a wonderful time with you.
It was great eating dinner and catching up.
Homie.
With the little wink face emoji
and I was like
oh
wait a minute
I like
got a flashback
like oh no
bitch
you're not gonna
homie me again
he's back at your desk
yeah yeah yeah
fuck that
fuck that
but that went really well
and yeah
so
that was
my weekend Sunday I went out oh no then that then uh
later that night i went out with a bunch of girls like at least seven girls i'm not that i'm not
fucking uh so that was great uh sunday was pretty relaxed um and then monday came and everyone had
blue pictures
as their default
oh lord
on Twitter
I still don't know
what that is
title
oh
really you don't
I wasn't paying attention
I did notice that though
where's Joey
to tell me how much time
we're at
I think we're at an hour
Joey's not even at the
Joey could hear a lesson about this fucking podcast Joey didn't give us a good lesson we're talking about homes again we're at? I think we're at an hour. Joey's not even at the... Joey could hear a lesson about this fucking podcast.
Joey didn't give us a lesson.
We're at about an hour.
Yeah.
It's over.
We're over an hour?
Fast, yep.
Let's discuss title next week.
Yeah, but I'm...
No, we're not.
We're going to discuss it this week,
and I'm going to cut probably some of that beginning off
because we both sounded very tired.
Title. Title.
So you don't know anything about title?
No.
Marissa, what do you know about title?
That it's a streaming service presented by Jay-Z
that's by the artist for everybody
and for $20, which is actually with taxes,
it comes to $26,
you can get the high quality streaming,
which is supposed to be like the HD version of the music,
which is stupid because if you don't have HD fucking quality headphones,
you're not going to hear a shit difference.
Oh, okay.
I know about this.
And for $9.99, you get a little premium.
I didn't know that was the thing with the picture.
Oh, yeah, that's what that meant.
I'm still a little unclear on what that exactly is.
It's a streaming service.
Do the artists own the music?
I think they get more money for it or something.
As of right now, you get like.0006 cents for every stream.
What's happening is he's giving the artists equity.
Got it.
So it would entice them to release their project through that, having equity in it.
Yeah.
Okay, that makes sense so
this first tier with daft punk usher nikki you know too many too many names madonna madonna
rihanna alicia keys j cole um a lot of really you know the the who's who and what's what of damn near every fucking genre.
This first tier is going to get a certain amount of equity.
The next go around will get a lower percentage of equity and so forth and so on.
So, yes, it's owned by the artist.
And if I am correct here
the payout
is greater
now
but can you download from this stream site
if I'm paying money
can I now take it with me
in my phone
as an iTunes
I'm confused on why I'm gonna pay more money
when I can just buy it on iTunes
and keep it in my car
and keep it in my phone
streaming is
well yeah Jay now made streaming
an album sale
well streaming has been
the it format
we went from A-tracks to
fucking tapes to CDs
to MP3s
to it seems like
streaming is
the last one I mean I don't want
the last one that I'll see anyway
I can't
really see where they would go from here
but streaming well I doubt when they had tapes
you saw streaming coming
no but you could always see the evolution.
I'm sure there'll be evolution from here.
I just don't know if I'll be allowed to see it.
You're old, you're not that fucking old.
Well, I'm just saying, where could you possibly,
from tape, you could see how these,
how these fucking tangible items could be improved upon.
How the way we receive music
and listen to music could change
like where do you go from streaming i mean streaming is now that's the billion dollar
idea right there if i had that you know people are streaming their favorite tv shows you know
people are streaming is is where it's but oh roy just threw me me off of whatever I was thinking about.
I don't remember what I was thinking about.
But anyway, so streaming has been it.
It has been it prior to Jay making this move.
It's made up for a large fucking percentage of how people prefer to listen to music.
If we're going by analytics um pandora
uh spotify uh beats apple google itunes radio um itunes radio streaming right
yeah it is um i heart radio subscribe on itunes i'll name this podcast later look So my this is my uh
The the artist in me thinks that this is a genius idea
Which is he's doing okay? What about the consumer in you?
Um
Well, what the best?
The artists in me you know when you have records like blurred lines
that stream fucking 270, fucking 800 million times,
and then they cut the check for $12,500, you know, the math just doesn't add up.
So they're not paying people for, you know, which is why Taylor Swift didn't want her music on Spotify or any of that.
You know, she's a big Swift didn't want her music on Spotify or any that, you know
She's a big enough artist not need that and they're not paying people
Pennies is what they're giving out. Yeah, so this was brilliant
It just doesn't seem like the consumer is
Incentivized to really give a fuck. That's what I was saying. Why am I excited?
I totally think it's great
that artists are taking back the money
that they are owed,
but I don't see what makes me want to go rush
to that. If Jay-Z put out an album tomorrow,
I would go buy it on iTunes.
I would not go pay another
$20 to go stream it
on something. Yeah, every month too,
so you're like continuously paying
for this album. And how deep are the catalogs? Is it going to be like Spotify? I mean, every month, too. So you're continuously paying for this album.
And how deep are the catalogs?
Is it going to be like Spotify?
I mean, they are pretty deep.
Where I can listen to every album from this artist?
What's going to happen eventually, I'm sure, is that all of the artists that sign up with
Tidal will remove their music from these other places.
I can't speak to...
But where do the labels come to this? Because labels
have deals with people like
Vivo, where they
have to put out their video
via that service.
So they could do the same with this?
It's also, they mentioned
exclusive content. Well, the Vivo deal isn't going to disappear now that
Jay-Z has created a streaming service.
Vivo is a video.
And does this play into a 360 deal with an artist?
Is the label now taking some of that equity?
Well, the way I see it, this has more to do with the publishing companies.
Absolutely, yeah.
Than the labels.
absolutely yeah than the labels because what happens is spotify and pandora or whoever they have deals with the publishing companies which is why the artists are seeing fucking
pennies you know right because that's who's getting paid when the stuff's getting played
on the radio and stuff record Record labels worry about the sales.
It just doesn't seem like this title thing outside of
they gave us
they didn't really give us too much information
at that press conference.
They gave us anything. They signed a paper.
They told everybody to change
their Twitter picture
to blue and that
we're changing music and we're
changing the game.
Yeah.
To me,
as far as,
as a consumer right now,
all I see is an advantage point.
If I am a major fan of one of those artists and I just want to spend my
money like for Nikki,
like to have everything on the gear,
everything,
all Rihanna.
But as a casual listener,
I have,
I have no incentive as of yet to want to be able to join that.
Well, they probably are banking on
the fans.
Hence why they chose those people specifically
as well.
Yeah, definitely. 100%.
And those artists did not push Spotify.
They don't promote Spotify. They'll promote
this. So that
fan base will immediately leave Spotify and go to this.
When you got a whole tech team, I'm promoting anything.
And I mean, it's genius.
And it's genius.
It's probably going to make Jay a shitload of money because he doesn't need to compete with Spotify and Pandora and iTunes Radio.
Like, that market is so wide.
If he got 10% of it, he's great.
And because his numbers are higher,
it doesn't have to be as big in numbers of subscribers
because he's still getting a lot of money.
Again, I just have a hard
time seeing why you,
the consumer, should
give a fuck. Exactly. Especially
for $26 worth of fuck when that's like
a tanning subscription or a gym membership
or... Well, wait, no.
The premium one
was $20. Yeah, they put with taxes
and came up to $26. But then they have a $10
one. Right.
So that's in the same ballpark
as what Spotify,
which is how much?
$8.99?
Yeah,
well there's a,
yeah,
but that's like
the premium one
on Spotify.
There's also like
a free Spotify,
so it's just the tiers.
Yeah,
Spotify is free.
Yep.
Yeah.
There's like three levels,
like regular premium
and then
super premium.
Yeah, and Spotify, if I was correct, they were worth some ridiculous number.
I looked it up last night.
How many subscribers they have?
No, the number, actual dollar amount that they were worth.
But it was a lot.
Same with Pandora.
Because Pandora, I would assume,
was the first one of these.
Yeah.
But Spotify, you can pick what song you want to listen to.
Without being bombarded with somebody else's music,
like Pandora?
Yeah.
Yeah, I really hate when Pandora does that.
And let me just say,
my iTunes is way too fucking dope.
That's why I don't stream.
I don't have Spotify.
Yeah, I use iTunes.
I don't listen.
I don't stream at all just because I have everything that I want to hear in my iTunes.
I know that everybody's not like that.
Like my barber, Jose, every time I go to him, he's streaming.
And he'll play a song, and then I'll say, well, why don't you just play this?
And he'll say, it's Pandora, bro. I'm like, well, why don't you just play this? And he'll say, it's Pandora, bro.
I'm like, well, I don't want to hear this shit right now.
Like, get this shit out.
Now, like, if Jay introduced some new functionality with Tidal that, like, there was no geeky tech stuff that I go to Apple for when they introduced the iPhone.
I want to hear all the new geeky tech stuff that's going to make me rush out to get this phone.
It doesn't really do shit too much different
than the phone I have,
but because they introduced it
with all this geeky tech stuff,
I'm in.
I'm all the way in.
I parks.
Yeah, because that didn't occur.
And for me,
it was wonderful to see
all these huge successful artists on stage,
but I was constantly reminded
of how huge and successful these people are
so it was kind of hard to feel bad
if I were a
consumer I'm saying
that they're not getting even more money
I don't give a fuck that you're not getting your royalties
like
I want the music
if I were a consumer which I am
but I'm split because I'm an artist first
so that makes all the sense in the world.
Granted, I'm nowhere near the artist of that magnitude, but it applies to every tier of artists.
So, again, it's really a great idea.
I'm anxious to see where it goes.
It probably just wasn't marketed the greatest which is well no i think the mystique
of it it's only been two days mystique is getting us to talk about it more obviously
yeah word of mouth is always great but
i still don't know enough about it jay did the same shit with magna carta when he did it off
the samsung he put out a commercial during All-Star weekend. We had no idea
what the fuck he was talking about.
And then it slowly,
more information came.
Yeah, Jay's moves
are normally twofold.
I will say that.
So I can see,
and then he has a deal
with Samsung, right?
Yeah.
So I can see Tidal being fucking
on every single,
on the new Samsung.
It's gonna come out. It's gonna have the app on it. You can new samsung it's gonna come out it's gonna
have the app it's gonna make you have you can't delete it yeah it's gonna make you have beyonce's
fucking new shit or some shit you're gonna already have paid for it when you bought the phone like
i could see him doing some really savvy business moves because he's a really savvy business man
um i guess for me it's just going to be interesting to see how the public receives this.
Yeah.
Cause what is there?
What's happening to make the public say,
ah,
fuck Spotify.
Right.
Cause I don't see the inside.
Ah,
fuck Pandora.
I'm cool.
Answer it right now.
I'm rolling.
It was the same thing when he put out Magna Carta.
I thought it was a great idea with the Samsung phone,
releasing it at that time.
But everyone just downloaded Magna Carta and put it on their iTunes.
No one went out and got a Samsung specifically for that album.
So they could stream it on their phone.
And I really do have a problem with all these people on my timeline with blue pictures.
The random people that aren't artists?
Yeah, you have nothing to do with nothing.
Nothing at all.
And it's not even benefiting you.
It's not a new media revolution that's happening.
Like, you don't have to do this.
It's a fucking app.
It's an app.
It's an app, my nigga.
Like, what is going on?
It's like, oh, I don't want to call anybody sheep.
You can.
I won't.
They're trying to perceive that they are aware and involved
in this and making a change in music which I support see that's where I'm torn
because I support that change in music artists need to be paid their royalties
and if streaming is the way of the future yo Yo, you're not just going to fucking cold crush us here again.
But as a fan, yeah.
I'm not changing my shit.
I'm just not doing it.
It's a fucking app, and it's not behooving me in any way. I already have apps.
I already stream.
Like, I'm not doing it.
I'm cool.
Like, that shit is real annoying to me, but I don't want to sound like that guy.
So, yeah, I'll just wait and see what's going on.
Where we at now, Joey?
80 minutes.
Jeez, Louise.
Oh, wait.
All right, so we should be about an hour, maybe.
Eh, who fucking knows?
Is there anything?
Oh, let's do what might be over for.
We can't skip it.
We can't skip it for two weeks.
Yeah, two weeks, two weeks.
All right, did you want to do what you brought up earlier?
No.
No, can you stop discussing the things I discuss behind the scenes with you on a fucking podcast, please? Thank you very much. Can you have some professionalism? So you want to do what you brought up earlier? No. Should we do what I brought up? No. Can you stop discussing the things I discuss behind the scenes with you on a fucking podcast,
please?
Thank you very much.
Can you have some professionalism?
So you want to go with mine?
No.
I want you to go with yours.
I want, if Rory has one, for him to divulge it.
And if I have one, I would like to go.
I would like us all to go.
Okay.
I think that...
Don't try to make your voice sound
soft and sweet now, Maddie.
And it pains me to say this because
I am a fan of hers.
I've been a fan since I was in high school.
But, um, it might be
over for Remy Ma.
No, no, no.
I know. I know.
I think the jail thing really did
a number on her career.
I thought that, you know, there was a lot of momentum when she got out and people were excited.
And she put a verse out on Khaled's song and it didn't really do anything.
And she eventually dropped a mixtape and it didn't do anything.
And she hasn't even really been getting booked.
You know, I follow her on Instagram.
I watch where she goes and she doesn't even really been getting booked. I follow her on Instagram. I watch where she goes,
and she doesn't really go anywhere.
So it's making me a little nervous.
I don't think it's over for Remy Martin, by the way.
Everyone is a hit away from making...
I think it's been over.
Which is why,
if Remy Martin puts a fucking so good...
That was my song.
Of course, that was everybody's song.
So Good featuring Ne-Yo.
That song is gonna be
fucking amazing
if she puts a record
like that out tomorrow
it works
and people play it
and people wanna hear it
well then it wouldn't
be over for anybody
if you had that
hypothetical situation
everybody is one hit
away from being relevant again
that's why you have
to be careful
for industry insiders
you have to be very careful
with who you say
it's over for
because
you never know.
Like, people are literally one record away all the time.
Yeah, well, for the record, I would love for her to win.
It's not looking good.
That's all I'm saying.
But I hope so.
Because she's dope.
But she has a situation with Callan.
I thought.
Well, no.
I mean, he was Terror Squad back in the day.
I think he had wanted to do something with he was terror squad back in the day. I think he had wanted
to do something with her
upon her arrival
back into the world,
but I don't know
what that situation is.
But I know that
some dude that used
to work with G-Unit
was running her around a lot,
but I don't know
what happened with that.
I don't know if he still does.
Well, I'm not writing Remy off.
I love Remy.
I fuck with Remy.
And I just think
it's too soon.
She had a lot of time,
a lot of time
taken away.
She did have a lot of time
taken away.
And she's living her life
now with her family
and enjoying couples.
It ain't all about
fucking music
all the fucking time.
So,
just because you follow
her on Instagram,
that's like me.
My fucking fans
are dying here, son.
For me,
I fucked them.
Word,
because they being my mentions.
They being mine, too.
Yo, why don't you stop this fucking podcast and go do some rapping shit?
Yo, you hear what Fab is doing, my nigga?
Fab is rapping every week. You know who hates the podcast?
Yo, every week, Fab is putting out a new freestyle where he rapping.
Remember when you used to rap, nigga?
You ain't shit.
That dude, Cobb, he hates the podcast because he's angry that you're not rapping.
Yeah, I got fans that are angry that I'm not rapping.
Of course.
Just put out an EP.
Your fans are really, your fans are the most entitled fucking fans.
And they are some angry motherfuckers.
And they don't understand that there's rap beyond Joe Budden.
They don't get it.
Well, what happened is, right, because before Twitter, you had absolutely no way of knowing what your favorite rapper was
doing at all yeah so now when you see joe budden just tweeting with reckless abandon all day long
if you're an idiot you think yo this nigga just home tweeting this shit this nigga out
fucking smoking hookah all day.
Not rapping.
All you want to do is tweet.
Whose tweet was that last night that they compared you from the Justin Bieber roast
that someone said he got bad at rapping?
That was Ice.
But I wasn't on Twitter.
Then the worst is when somebody says some fuck shit about you.
And you're not even there.
And then they text you to let you know that they said some fuck shit.
Yo, you better not go on Twitter, my nigga. It's over for you. I just diss. And then they text you to let you know that they said some fuck shit. Yo, you better not go on
Twitter Monday
because it's over for you.
I just dissed the shit out of you.
Thanks.
Way to go, Ice.
Shout out to you.
We should get Ice on the podcast.
Fuck Ice.
He's hilarious.
The funniest shit is
Ice told her shit.
Ice ain't had a job
in about 17 years.
Because he don't call nobody daddy.
But yeah, so yeah, my fans are fucking hating me because they think I'm just doing podcasts
and I'm just smoking hookah and I'm not doing any fucking thing hip hop related.
Fucking Instagram models.
I am.
And by the way, I haven't done that in quite some time.
I know.
I'm saying what they think.
It's coming up on a year that I've been single.
We're going to celebrate that.
We're going to commemorate that bitch.
I'm going to have a special podcast edition of Joe is fucking single for a year.
Yeah, with all my hoes.
That would be really dope, by the way.
Who it might be over for, I'm going to go with Pinky.
Pinky the porn star.
And I know what you're thinking.
It's already over.
But what I'm saying is.
She's one dick away.
She could come back.
She should never.
I never want to see or hear from Pinky.
I was really upset with all of you idiots when Pinky was popping and all of y'all wanted to fuck her and all of y'all were booking her at my favorite strip clubs.
And I would walk in my favorite strip clubs and see this fucking shitty sloppy looking bitch that all
you niggas fantasized over and then what happened what always happens you guessed it she got that
money she ate a whole bunch of in and out burgers and that bitch looks like jabba the Hutt and then she retired and then you fucking imbeciles looked at a yo
Pinky looks nasty. No you idiot Pinky has always looked nasty
You just need to raise your standards a bit. So I never want to see Pinky. I never want to hear from Pinky
Pinky I want Pinky to go away for good
Pinky, I want Pinky to go away for good.
Just go pick an In-N-Out burger and spend your fucking life there and let that be the end of it.
I'm worried.
I'm pretty passionate about this.
Yeah, man.
Do you have one?
I don't.
I have one.
I'll start a controversy.
Jadakiss.
Is it over for Jadakiss? Oh, I'm getting out of here.
I'm out of here.
If Jada put out an album.
I'm out of here.
I'm not even digging
this fucking nonsense.
Oh, for the people
that are listening,
just so we're clear,
that guy's name,
who said that,
is at
this
T-H-I-S
is
I-S
Rory.
R-O-R-Y.
In case y'all want to go
and kill him
like he killed Marissa for the fucking tie-downs on you. That-O-R-Y. In case y'all want to go and kill him like he killed Marissa for the fucking $5 on you.
That is hip-hop blasphemy, what you just said.
And I won't dignify it.
I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Would you like to answer it, Marissa?
No.
I bet you fucking don't.
Smart woman there.
Oh, then don't fucking say those things.
I got to go anyway.
I got shit to do.
It can't be over for somebody that you like?
It's not. It's never over for somebody that you like? It's not.
It's never over
for Jadakiss,
first of all.
Oh, shit.
Yeah, we're definitely
getting out of here.
On that note,
I'll name this podcast
later,
episode seven,
Joe Budden
and fucking these
fucking young,
and my youth program.
Oh, I totally
had a great story to tell.
Yeah.
What was the story?
My virginity. I gotta go. Oh, we gotta get into that one day. Yeah. What was the story? My virginity.
Oh, we got to get into that one day.
Yeah, is we in time now? Yeah, right.
We're 90 minutes. My car's downstairs. I thought we was cutting shit.
We are cutting shit, but he's cutting it. We're still in a long time.
We got to go. Holla at y'all next week.
One. Peace.
Bitch.
Alright, that's enough.
Yeah, man. Happy to leave.
Me too. I'm going to the studio
By the way
If any of you fans care
I'm headed
Like I am
Every Tuesday
To the studio
Since I feel
Peer pressured
Into giving my
Fucking whereabouts out
You dicks
Alright peace
Beer
No peace for real this time
Beer
Every time I do that
I wanna see how long
I'll go hold it
Alright I'm gone
One