The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 90
Episode Date: November 30, 2016Episode 90! Joe, Mal, and Rory sit down to discuss Insecure (sort of), Rory being on LHHNY, Umph, Young M.A., and more! Sleeper Picks Of The Week: Rory: 6LACK "Free" | https://soundcloud.com/6lack/fre...e Mal: One Take Drew "Fifty/Fifty" | https://soundcloud.com/onetakedrew Joe: N/A
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I'll name this podcast later.
You guessed it, folks.
Episode 90.
90.
We have ventured away from the 80s.
I was in the 80s for like three months.
You've been ventured away from the 80s, Joe.
Well, we started.
This is how we just started.
All right, if we're going to start like that,
let me turn my motherfucking off.
Would you like to introduce everyone, Maul?
Yeah, I'm Maul, obviously.
That's Rory.
Your Maul name is so trash.
That's my real name.
What the fuck you talking about?
Well, why are you the only nigga from Harlem that have never had like an alias?
What's your alias?
I don't need an alias.
But you have one.
Maul.
You're not in my phone, is that?
I don't care what I'm in your phone as.
Fuck your phone.
So you've never had a nickname?
No.
Something is really wrong with a nigga that has never had a nickname in his entire life I'm in your phone as. Fuck your phone. So you've never had a nickname? No. Something is really wrong with
a nigga that has never had a nickname in his
entire life that's in his 30s. I mean, Maul could be
a nickname, though. I know, but it's not.
It could be. But since it's not,
what is your nickname? I don't have one.
And you never thought that was weird?
Do you have a middle name? Yeah.
What's your middle name?
Raheem.
Maul Raheem
My name's not Maul
You know my real first name
I don't
You don't know my real
Get the fuck out of here
I would've went with
Out of here
But that's just my whiteness
I'll name this podcast
Later episode 90
Across from me
Is Rory Lanes
A.K. Michael Rores
To my right is
Maul Raheem
Fuquan
I don't know Akbar Cort, I don't know.
Akbar.
Cortana.
I don't know what this nigga's name is.
Kareem Akbar.
Yeah, mad shit.
So a few things that we didn't hit last week because Roy,
was last week the week y'all didn't want to do it?
No, no, it was two weeks.
So all these weeks have gone by without us giving proper praise
and credit where it's due to Kermit.
That's a sick way to start.
No, no, no, no, for real.
But we did, though.
You said you was getting tired of it.
You said you didn't like it.
No, no, no, no, no.
You didn't think it was funny?
No, no.
Don't put that on me.
You did.
Nope.
I said that about the mannequin challenge and the dub challenge And all that other Young fuck shit
Kermit has only
Blessed us
No no no
But we was talking
About Kermit
And you said
And I told you
One that was really funny
Cause remember
I called you after
I love Kermit
And I said
I told you one
That was funny about
Oh then you know what
No cause the bitches
Was fucking it up
Oh okay
Bitches was fucking it up
Like they do
With shit
No but Kermit
Has only blessed us
With the meme of the year
For the four years in running
Yeah
So and I didn't think
We gave him enough credit
So I wanna
Kermit's a friend of the show
Clap
Kermit is definitely
A friend of the show
Clap it up for fucking Kermit
Over the meme game
Shout out to Kermit
We also didn't
We made no mention
Of black love
With Gucci and Keisha
Getting engaged
Yeah We made See I want When I with Gucci and Keisha getting engaged. Yeah, that was dope.
See, when I'm slipping for y'all to pick this shit up.
I mean, but you know, that's what we have every week for.
Yeah, but we can't afford to not mention Gucci and Keisha and Gucci be shooting niggas.
So I want to shout out to them.
Yeah, so that's why we left that one to the side.
No, man, you better give that nigga all the credit you can give him.
Fuck.
Gucci looks really happy, man.
He looks really happy
Um
So Gucci and Keisha
Are the new couple goals
We're not staying here
I just wanna get
I just wanna establish
I just wanna know
Whatever the new couple is
Is the couple goals
Until they're not
The couple goals anymore
Are me and Sin couple goals?
Yeah to some
I suppose
Yeah
Yo it's me and
Nah we actually
Would be dope couple goals
Yeah I know y'all are
Yeah I've seen people
Yeah but don't try to
Ruin my thug image
You guys have a whole
I'm trying to ruin
Your thug image
Yeah
Me
You do that all by yourself
Yeah like what the fuck
Everyone simmer down
We don't need help
Doing that
Right
So no I saw all this
Stupid shit going on
Like you know
People love making up rumors
Yo Gucci gave Keisha
Five million when he went in,
and then when he came out, she handed him 20 million.
That's how you hold a nigga down.
I'm like, really?
That happened?
Started doing the math on that shit.
Yeah, like, wait, that's Foxy Brown.
Affirmative action math.
I don't know about all that.
I hate to start on a somber note, but every now and again,
it's important to stay up on the current events. And every now and again, it's important to stay up on the current events.
And every now and again,
you'll come across a story
that is gut-wrenching
and heartbreaking.
So rest in peace
to the Brazilian team.
Yeah.
The Brazilian team.
It's very sad.
Soccer team, yeah.
Isn't it Colombia?
Yeah, the Brazilian.
No, it's Brazil.
No, it's Brazilian.
The Brazilian soccer team
who,
and not just the soccer team,
but journalists, the coaching staff.
Flight attendants.
Yeah, everyone involved.
They chartered a flight, and the flight went down.
I don't know how many survivors there were, but there were a few.
I think there were six or five, something like that.
Six survivors.
or five, something like that.
Six survivors.
We started to see all of the,
a lot of Snapchat started coming to light of the last moments
before the plane was in any danger.
And it's just always sad.
So my prayers go out to the families
of the people that were part of this
unfortunate and tragic event.
And that's really all I have to say about that.
I hate seeing stories like that.
It's just always.
The Snapchat thing was kind of creepy to me.
Why?
It's just creepy.
Like this was five minutes before it went down.
I'm like, I don't need to see that.
Well, that's always creepy though.
I don't need that.
That's always creepy.
You know, anytime somebody passes away,
I spend like an hour on their Twitter or their Instagram.
Yeah, that's also very creepy.
I'm not sure why I do that.
Yeah, because people have put like rest in peace at in there,
and I'm just inclined to click it.
I don't know why.
Like what was their last tweet?
Yeah.
Yeah, I got to give y'all some of my passwords.
I can't have my last tweet be some fuck shit.
It's got to be something profound.
That's part of the reason that I stopped tweeting a whole bunch of fuck shit.
Well, I wouldn't go that far, but.
No, I don't tweet a whole bunch of fuck shit no more.
I want my last tweet to be something gangster.
None of your tweets now are gangster.
I know.
I hate to bring it to you.
That's the problem.
So every night before I go to sleep now, you know what I'm saying,
I got to just tweet something like.
Some wild shit.
Yeah.
Yo, I got to get into you too, Mo.
You always.
I had a long.
It's been how many years, Joe? Every time. I got to get into you, Mo. What now? No you've been trying to, it's been how many years, Joe?
Every time, I got to get into you.
What now?
No, no, no, no, for real now.
I left you alone a little bit, but this morning, I'm in my crib.
I'm blasting music at 7 a.m., right?
Because Joe blasts music at 7 a.m., correct?
I'm blasting music.
I didn't wake you up, right?
You was good?
You didn't hear it?
Not today.
I didn't wake you up.
I'm blasting music at 7 a.m.
Trying not to wake people up.
Who comes sneaking behind me?
Michael Paul, as he's...
We'll leave what he was doing out of this.
But Michael Paul comes sneaking behind me,
tells me, saw you this weekend, eh?
Eh?
He was out in the clubs.
Oh, man.
Why this nigga don't never invite nobody to the club when he go?
Honestly...
What, we like podcast friends?
No, no, no.
Honestly, that was literally like niggas was, you know, me and Mac was just like, yo, Mac
was like.
It was really a Mac move.
It was really a Mac move.
He wanted to go.
He like, yo, I want to go to Avenue, this, that, and the third.
So we went down to Avenue and it was cool, I guess.
And solo missions, you win more.
Anytime you go with a group of people.
But it was just like, it was too many. It was too And solo missions You win more Anytime you go with A group of people But it was just It was too many
It was too much
I walked in
Russell Westbrook
Is dabbing in the middle
Of the dance floor
LeBron is trying
To be incognito
JR got his shirt off
It was just like
What the fuck
So it sounds like
A typical Avenue neck
Yeah but it was just
It was just
It was just too much
Going on in there man
Busta was by the bar
Busta's normally by the bar
With big shoulders But Busta's by the bar. Sounds bad to me. Buster's normally by the bar. Typical to me.
With big shoulders.
But Buster's by the bar in Avenue every Sunday.
Yeah. Or every other Sunday.
That's where I see him anyway.
Shout out to Buster, friend of the show.
Yeah.
Michael Paul told me LeBron was in there trying to be low.
You can't be low when your man is standing next to you with his shirt off.
Like, if I'm trying to be low, I don't want my man standing right next to me with his shirt off.
That's bringing all the attention over here. And I'm LeBron James. And I'm going to tell you what was't want my man Standing right next to me With his shirt off That's bringing all the attention
Over here
And I'm LeBron James
And I'm going to tell you
What was crazy
This was something
That was crazy that I noticed
Russell Westbrook was in there
Dancing the entire night
Right so I text Brandon
I said
Y'all going to win by 17 tomorrow
So he said
What the fuck you talking about
I said dog
Russell's in here
Dancing so fucking hard
There's no way
He going to have any energy for tomorrow night.
You got Russell Westbrook.
Brandon said, you're okay.
All the way fucked up.
So yesterday I'm at the game.
I looked up in the second quarter.
He got 17-9-8.
Yeah.
So I said, yeah, there goes that theory.
Then he had a triple-double before the half.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Later on, when we're not on this podcast,
I'll ask you why Melo forces shots even when he's off.
That second game against Charlotte was disgusting to watch Melo.
The last game against the Thunder was fucking disgusting to watch Melo.
Melo's a friend of the show, so we'll give him the benefit of the doubt for a little bit.
Right.
So what do we want to begin with?
Because just as I thought we may have been short for content.
Far from it.
Mad shit happened today.
Now, I'll start with some of the more insignificant things first.
R and beef.
R and beef is an idea that I told Amani he should start.
Amani, you out there in LA just cuddling.
Million dollar ideas are going fast as can be.
R&B.
So you pussyfooted around and now I look up and Monica and fucking Brandy have started R&B.
Like they're really beefing?
Mm-hmm.
That's not real though.
Monica and Brandy, they fuck each other.
I saw some people tweeting about it.
What was the backstory on it?
Why are they beefing?
And how did the beef start?
Ask me.
Someone ask me because I know. I read about it. What was the backstory on it? Why are they beefing? And how did the beef start? Ask me. Someone ask me, because I know.
I read about it all.
How does a Monica and Brandy beef start in 2016?
Well, first of all, I'm going to give you some backstory here.
Some people believe that Monica and Brandy have hated each other since The Boyz Mine.
They made a classic record together.
I know, but who got The Boy?
Well, they both have children and have been married, broken up, married again.
You know, I'm joking around, but there were rumors back then that there was a riff between them two.
And that record is why they put that record out, to squash that beef, to show people that we don't have a problem with you.
Genius marketing. Genius marketing.
No, it was. that's what it was for
they both were
very big R&B artists
at that time
they were kind of
rivals in a way
even though I don't know
how they were rivals
because I think Brandy
was putting out
way better albums
at the time
but I mean
Maul said that Monica
Maul said that
I agree with Maul
no she was
Maul and Rory said that
I don't think it's
I don't I it's I don't
I wanna be down
Like that was
Those were like big
Records big albums
That Brandy was putting out
Brandy is very underrated
In the R&B world
Exactly
Like to the people
I think no
But Monica is too though
But I don't think that
Monica was making
Albums
Use albums the way
Brandy was
And Monica took a little break
I mean I don't really
Like Dark Child and Brandy
They were making like
Amazing records together
Yeah they were bugging
But listen
So there were There was the Soul Train Music Awards that happened on Sunday.
Tiana Taylor looked great, by the way.
I didn't get to watch them.
Maul is the only person I know outside of people over 50 that saw him.
No, I didn't see it.
I just saw a picture.
No, no, no.
I was about to walk out of it.
No, I didn't see the awards.
I saw pictures of Tiana.
I did.
I did see her name under the little like box.
What?
You and Tiana?
Oh, man.
She look great.
I didn't see it.
Oh, you know, she look great.
But Tiana looks great.
Yeah, I just saw pictures of her.
So the awards happened.
Brandi performed.
She performed some song, but she changed the lyrics to some shit.
So people weren't sure if she was talking about Monica when she changed the lyric, right?
So what song? I don't remember this song. I don't remember the song but this happened this really happened okay it was a sub though you couldn't really tell what it was okay
um so then apparently monica did an interview on the on oprah's channel own about whitney houston
and she was talking about whitney hou Houston Was like a fairy godmother To her
Right
Okay
Which bothered Brandy
Why?
I don't know
Cause that's her sister-in-law
Well Whitney Houston
Did play Brandy's fairy godmother
In one of those movies
A long time ago
Cinderella
Was it Cinderella?
One of those yeah
And her brother as well
So Brandy took a fucking
She posted a picture of
Of Whitney and
Sent mad shade at Monica.
Only, I was your only, I was the only fairy goddaughter that you had.
These blasphemous singers tried to ruin your name even when you aren't present to defend yourself.
But I, she did that whole shit.
You have to remember, even though she's legendary, she still comes from the same gene pool as Ray J.
So she has a lot of pettiness in her.
Now, this is shocking to me because I never knew Brandi was petty.
I mean, her brother is Ray J.
Yeah, but stop doing that.
Yeah, but don't do that.
My brother's a fuckhead, too.
I'd like to think that I represent our family a bit better than him.
That's relative.
That's relative.
Rory, I don't like Your little fucking
I don't think your little
Jokes are so funny
I was talking about Ray J
You brought yourself
Joe didn't clear himself
Up out of that much
But okay
But anyway
So I don't care
That Ray J is her brother
First of all
I like Ray J a lot
So they don't tell me shit
Well Ray J is
A best friend of the show
Yeah
Ray J is a best friend
So that's not an insult
Ray J is petty
Is what I'm saying
I've never known Brandy to be petty Outside of that a best friend of the show. Yeah. Ray J is a best friend of the show. So that's not an insult. Yeah, Ray J is petty is what I'm saying.
I've never known Brandy to be petty.
Outside of that
car thingamajig
that happened.
But even that was a big deal.
That wasn't petty
and we'll assume
that she didn't mean to do that.
But this now is great.
Monica and Brandy,
y'all don't care.
I really don't.
Of course y'all don't care
because what do y'all
ever care about?
Alright, so now let's talk about something
really important. This is good.
Let me get this. Hold up.
So listen,
let me tell y'all a funny story.
And I really wanted to, I didn't want us to
start with this, but it's fresh on my mind, so
I'll tell y'all. So, I saw
all of this talk on
Twitter from
women about this show, right?
It was a bunch of women.
It was like dominating the timeline.
And I didn't see the show.
I had no idea what the show was, whatever.
But I saw a bunch of women tweeting about the show,
which automatically got me to thinking that this is a girly woman show,
whatever this show is that they're tweeting about.
So then days later, mom, don't give away my,
Mom, what the,
Mom, I'm trying to get up to it.
So listen,
so days later,
I'm laying in bed
with my beautiful girlfriend.
Hey, baby.
Hey, baby.
Say hi, nigga.
Hi, baby.
Yeah, let them hear you.
Let them know you recognize
I'm real, nigga.
So I'm laying in bed with my,
Someone else is insecure.
That's a great segue
as we go into insecure.
So I'm laying in bed with my beautiful girlfriend, right?
And the moment that all men dread happens.
She said, baby, why don't we binge watch that show that everyone's talking about insecure?
And I'm like, fuck!
Now I have to watch this stupid fucking girly bullshit show.
But I say yes, baby.
Not the case.
I say yes.
Let's watch it, right?
And I put this show on.
Men, finally, finally, we have a show for us.
This show isn't about women at all.
No.
It's for men.
What?
Have you seen this show?
I've been watching it faithfully since the first episode.
Mo, have you seen the show?
Yes, I have.
Yes.
Now, I'm only on episode five.
Oh, you're almost done.
You're pretty much almost done.
You should have done this before the podcast.
This is almost done.
The finale was on Sunday.
We could have talked about it.
No, no, no.
I wanted to do it this way.
I don't want anyone to tell me what the finale's gonna be about, because I can pretty much
tell where this is going. I'd love to hear your theory.
Where's episode five at? What just happened?
This bitch,
hold up.
What's the bitch name? Issa.
Issa, and I promised y'all podcast
listening I'm gonna stop using that word so much.
But Issa, right,
has decided to let go
of the past, and she's trying to mend things with Lawrence.
However, the Daniel nigga just keeps seeming to pop up everywhere like fucking Fifty Shades of Black.
And I don't know what's going on.
Meanwhile, Lawrence, being the faithful, upstanding man that he is.
He reminds me of all of my friends. Me too.
He keeps turning away this thirsty girl
that keeps trying to visit him and give him some pussy,
even though she's supportive.
Way more supportive than Issa.
That's Bank Bay right there.
Bank Bay.
So where I see this going is
these business deals that keep getting turned down from Lawrence,
sooner or later somebody going to bite on one of these little apps that he's making.
He's going to do pretty well for himself.
Yeah.
And she's going to be a little sick.
She might end up fucking that Daniel dude.
She might give him some pussy.
Because bitches do that sometimes.
But at the end of this, she will be sick over her relationship naivete and fucking negligence.
That's where I'm going.
Don't spoil it for me.
But you got to remember.
Because we're leaving here tonight to go watch the show.
The reason why I love that show so much is because I think that everything that I always say about relationships is, like, on TV now.
Like, she's only cheating on that nigga because he's struggling.
He's working at Best Buy.
Like, she ain't really, like, feeling that shit.
And they hide it behind the I'm not fulfilled bullshit.
Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying?
That's what it is, ultimately.
It bothers me that so many women are into this show.
Do they not see the subtext?
No, they keep going
at Lawrence. They've seen it
after the last episode. Well, they've seen it
in their own homes, but
I haven't seen it. Man, I bet these are good jokes
y'all are telling that I don't get.
Well, no. You should know by now.
Wait, y'all haven't been watching this as it's
aired? How did people know to watch
this show from day one?
I watch pretty much any new
thing on hbo well a friend of mine she put me onto it she told me about it and then i started
following uh the issa girl and i saw that she has like this you know this this weird type of
personality like comedic type of thing so then i just started watching i was like this show was
kind of funny and it's dope because women are saying like yo that's exactly how we think like
and how we act.
Like, men think that we're all, like, we don't have these insecurities.
Like, when we're alone, it's like, this is exactly how it is.
No, all of you are insecure.
We know.
We know.
Yes.
Yeah.
We did it.
I guess I was just so taken aback that the elephant in the room of the show is that
people are not dealing with black women.
How so?
The whole show is damn near based on that.
The whole show is based on...
I'm not disagreeing. I wanted you to elaborate more.
I can't say that, so I was waiting for you to say it.
But you can say it.
I mean, that's the premise of the show.
That's why... That's why,
that's why fucking
Issa's friend,
who I think is
that person over there,
that's really why
the show is really funny
because the friend is you,
the corporate white girl.
Yeah, it's great.
She is not Molly.
100% Molly, yes.
Yes.
But anyway,
we'll argue about that later.
But yeah, the show is premised on the plight of black women
and the hard time that they have finding a man of the same race,
how black men feel about black women.
That's what the show is about.
So I just think that it's funny that there's a show about this
and women are welcoming of it
So it means you do know that this exists
So why do I feel like a bad guy when I look at a black woman and say hey?
There may be some stereotypes going around about you guys that now when a man says that
You're getting attacked
Hmm, but it's kind of true. it's kind of true It's kind of true I think that's the subtext
Of this show
And I think that's just why
I thought it was so
Brilliant and genius
That it's finding
A mature responsible way
To address it
Address it
Without offending anyone
And actually being very
Detailed and truthful
In what goes on
And I love the fact
That they already
Start in season two
Yeah
Well you damn right
They start in season two And I think another sub you're damn right they start in season two.
And I think another subtext in there is accountability,
because you haven't seen the end of it.
No.
But at the end, I'm not spoiling anything.
Please don't.
Accountability and how she feels in the last episode
where it was really her own life that was spiraling out of control
and she was blaming it on Molly, Lawrence, everyone else in the world.
But it was her not having control.
So I think accountability
is a big thing
in this show as well.
I like accountability.
Should be more of it.
So this show comes on HBO.
The name of it is Insecure.
If you've been living
under a rock like myself
and haven't managed to see it,
it just explains
the struggle of us
black men out here.
Fucking tough it is Dealing with these monsters
This is a friend of the show
Definitely
This is definitely a friend of the show
Is she a friend of the show?
And women better act right
Before you gotta face that
Best buy polo in the closet
You won't understand that yet
The fact that she's
Doing a show like this
Doing a show like this
Yes
It's similar to
Girls on HBO Just minus the hipsters this, yes. It's similar to Girls on HBO,
just minus the hipsters
and the white privilege.
It's similar to that.
I think it'll last longer.
Because Girls is only good
for like,
out,
I'm like one season
and half of the second season
because who can really stomach
that many fucking hipsters
on TV
complaining about their lives?
But Girls was great
for a season.
You guys are not into
How to Get Away with Murder.
I've watched it on and off. I don't faithfully watch it. Well, for you are not into How to Get Away with Murder. I watch it on and off.
I don't Facebook watch it.
Well, for the How to Get Away with Murder crowd out there,
I'm very sad about Wes.
Oh, that's a spoiler alert, by the way.
Wes died.
I've never seen an episode of that.
Well, I just want to send a big shout out to Wes and Rebecca and Sam
and everyone that's died on
how to get away with murder. This was rough. This one was rough. Wes, hold it down. We're
going to miss you, bro. There.
We can stay in TV. Love and Hip Hop New York was on last night or two nights ago, if you're
listening to this on Wednesday.
Do we want to hit that this early?
I mean, we're talking about TV.
I have a lot to say about it
I haven't seen it
I don't plan on watching it
Alright Rory
I don't want to live on this
Because I just don't
Give me your thoughts on this
But you're a love and hip hop alumni
So you're kind of supposed to like
You know what I mean?
You're supposed to carry the torch
For the youngins
Especially New York
You're supposed to
I am not love and hip hop alumni
Yes you are
You went to love and hip hop university Alumni means You graduated It to get. I'm not loving hip hop alumni. Yes, you are. You went to loving hip hop university.
Alumni means.
You graduated.
It means you graduated.
I didn't graduate anything.
You did.
Well, I'm not.
You're not like cool Herc, but you still like Rakim.
Like you still were in the beginning.
Like you laid it down.
You were an important figure in loving hip hop history.
You didn't start it, but you were definitely a big person in it.
Every now and then your Raheem side.
What you mean?
Comes out of nowhere.
Now we gonna play off this Raheem side. No, we're not out of nowhere. Now we going to play off this Raheem side?
No, we're not playing off anything.
Yo, so wait.
You're not Love & Hip Hop alumni?
No, Mo.
What are you talking?
Everybody that has been on Love & Hip Hop is alumni.
No, that's not true either.
Everybody that's been on Love.
Is Samaya Reese alumni?
Yes.
Everybody that's been on the show is alumni.
As a character.
All right, you know what?
Y'all got it.
And you had a very important
Like story
Like people really
My baby is alumni too
Yes
My baby
Babe
Yes
Matter of fact
See all of that
That's exactly
This is love and hip hop
So we have to talk about it now
That makes all the sense
In the world now
Babe we alumni
Anyway
Rory's on love and hip hop
New York
Right Drewski You know people You really troll people enough No. Babe, we alumni. Anyway, Rory's on Love & Hip Hop New York. Right.
Drewski.
You know, people, you really troll people enough that they were in my mentions going,
I really just turned that on to watch you and then just wasted an hour of my life.
They believed the troll.
Now, I think Maul kind of ruined this last week for me when he was talking about Drewski
not being cool, but not not being cool because he didn't know him.
I don't know Drewski either.
I've never met him. I've been around him a few times. I didn him. I don't know Drewski either. I've never met him.
I've been around him a few times.
I didn't say he wasn't cool.
I just said I'd never heard anything cool about him.
Now, I don't know, but from what I got on television.
Is he cool?
Where's his cool card at?
It didn't seem.
His cool card is where?
Five, six?
Hey, now be clear listening public.
I don't think that I'm the cool-o-meter, the cool-o-meter judge here.
Just the way you said that was mad uncool.
Yeah, yeah, no, no.
Hey, hey, hey, don't get your cool ideas from me.
I'm clear on that.
But is Drewski cool, man?
Let me know.
Because if he's cool, I'll watch it.
Because I kind of want him to be cool.
But I just never heard anything cool about him
I got a thing about white people
That call themselves
Chocolate Thunder
Wait, what?
White chocolate
What did he call himself?
White chocolate
That's the brand this season
White chocolate is what he referred to himself as
Hey, Drewski, check this out.
You're going to have to get a new name, bro.
White chocolate? Nah.
We can't do that. But
to segue into music real quick, let's
focus on the music part of Love & Hip Hop.
Love & Hip Hop New York now has me
wanting to know exactly why
Juelz Santana has not put out music
in the past 15 years.
Because he can't even go to the studio
without being bothered.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Hey, Jewel's is a friend of the show.
Number one.
That's my guy.
I fuck with Jewel's.
Jewel's, what up?
This whole thing about Kimbella and him,
he keeps saying how he sacrificed
his career and music and everything for him and his beautiful, significant other.
And their two children.
Maybe I'm misinterpreting that.
What does that mean?
They had two kids together.
Maybe you want to be a stay-at-home dad?
Nah.
I don't have kids.
I'm not a rapper.
Explain it to me for real.
I don't know, bro.
I haven't seen it. No. I don't have kids I'm not a rapper Somebody explain it to me for real I don't know bro I haven't seen it
No
I don't watch the show
Yeah I don't know exactly what it means
So
What does it mean
Tell me what does it mean
He's cheated
He's cheated and he needs to
Is that what that means
Wait what
How did you get that from there
You know women and everything
That's what he means
And that's what she means
When he said
He cheated so my career is over
Yeah what does that have to do with Working on things And working on their family he means and that's what she means when he said he cheated so my career is over?
Yeah,
what did they have to do with working on things
and working on their family?
Yeah,
rap about it.
Wait.
I agree,
yeah.
Have you ever heard
me?
Wait,
what?
No,
no,
no,
no,
no.
I'm just going to go ahead
and put this out there.
That cannot be the reason
that he cheated
in his career.
Did you not see the scene
where she told Snoop
Okay even if he
He sacrificed his career
For us
Yeah but I thought
It was because
He was saying
For the marriage
And the two kids
Took all the time
So he couldn't focus on
Being a rapper
And putting out a new album
That's what I took that as
I didn't take that as
But she does keep
Bringing up cheating
Kimbella
It's a cheating
She didn't trust him.
He's probably older.
Oh, okay.
I got it.
I got it.
I got it.
All right.
So he has cheated.
Of course, with cheating, she doesn't trust him.
Wait, is this a fact or allegedly?
I don't know.
I don't know.
No, this is a fact.
That he cheated?
Like she said it?
Yes.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
So he's cheated
She's got trust issues
So now don't go to work
Yeah only that fucking house
Stay home
To me that only creates
More problems in the relationship
Jewels you are more than welcome
To come up here
And fuck with real niggas
And give us your side of the story
I don't know if you're being
Accurately depicted
On this show
Which he's not
And I was upset
When she busted in the studio
With all the hoes
Cause I don't wanna hear
A Jewels Santana album Where there wasn't hoes busted in the studio with all the hoes, because I don't want to hear a Joel Santana album
where there wasn't hoes present in the studio.
I need hoes around Joel's when he's rapping.
That's a fact.
First of all, let's get into that for two seconds.
I love how Love & Hip Hop, Love & Hip Hop, for one thing,
and I ain't going to keep talking about them.
We've stayed on Love & Hip Hop more than I'd like to,
more than I'd like to talk about it.
But one thing Love and hip-hop
is good for is
enemies arranging
to meet up
with one another.
Enemies meeting up
with their friends
to tell them about
everything that's going on
even though we saw it.
Right?
That's great.
And,
oh, damn it,
I fucking lost my fucking train of thought.
All they do is
go to dinner and not put out music.
That's all they do on Love & Hip Hop.
Wait, if a motherfucker came to,
and I'm just,
now we,
now here's a funny story here.
We actually record our podcast
in the studio
that they bust into
on Love & Hip Hop.
Oh, that was in here?
Yes.
I didn't even recognize it. That was here. That was in the one. Why y'all didn't fucking tell us that before? Look at Love & Hip Hop. Oh, that was in here? Yes. I didn't even recognize it.
That was here.
That was in the one that-
Why y'all didn't fucking tell us that?
Look at Pat shaking his head.
Wait, did you let Kimbella in?
Oh, Pat, you let her in.
That's crazy, Pat.
All right, wait, slow down.
So for the people that did not see this,
Joelle was in the studio with his man, Depp.
Depp is known to have some chicks with him.
Some chicks was with him.
Juelz was chilling.
And then as soon as Kimbella, as soon as they ain't even, I didn't even hear the beat.
I didn't even hear the beat.
I didn't even hear the beat.
It's crazy.
They didn't even work.
They didn't even begin to work on the song before here comes Kimbella.
We didn't even get the name of the chicks that was in there.
Right.
Kimbella come right in, beefing, mad aggressive to the chicks.
First of all, girlfriend and I have a problem when you just rude for no reason off the rip.
You just coming in, barking on people just rude for no reason, Kimbella?
Right.
So the girls got up and left like great young ladies.
And then she just barks on Jewels
Which is cool, your girl can bark on you
But then she turned around and barked on Depp
And then told Depp to get the fuck out the studio
I also hate that one thing they do when they bust in
Like, I need to talk to my man so you guys need to leave
We're all in here, you take him somewhere else
Why the fuck all of us getting up so you can talk to him here
I'm not leaving Well, first of all, let's just all of us getting up so you could talk to him here? I'm not leaving.
Well, first of all, let's just wait to see if your man wants to talk to you
back. Yeah, because we don't know
if he's ready to have this conversation.
We don't know how much authority you get at the
moment. Right. Let's see if he thinks
that's his girl. Right.
I keep telling Sin I'm sad that I'm not
really seeing a lot of Cisco.
My baby's, you know what I mean?
Look at my baby. Look at my baby.
You tried to make
sin and Cisco be a thing.
All right,
no, no, hey,
all right,
we are going to segue
into the next topic.
I'm into that.
That's cool.
You could do Cisco
with that CNN,
Cisco,
that'd be kind of
a cute little couple name.
Ew,
yeah, right.
Listen, give me, give me the oomph story. Oh, let me pull it up. That'd be kind of A cute little couple name Ew Yeah right Listen
Give me
Give me the oomph story
Let me pull it up
Let me read it
Pull up
Hey
I love when there's a good
Twitter scandal
Right before 9am
And this is funny too
Yo Maul knows everybody
This is Maul's people
Who?
This is your people
Who?
The girl or the guy?
The girl
Who? Who you talking about? Well let The girl or the guy? The girl.
Who?
Who you talking about?
Well, let Roy show it to you.
All right, so initially there was- I remember, too, this from back in the day, nigga.
People are forgetting where this stemmed from.
This stemmed from children writing a swastika on a cupcake.
This gentleman, should we say his at name?
I don't know.
Well, leave it out.
Leave it out.
I'll say it. Who is this nigga, man? The nigga don't matter? I don't know. We'll leave it out. Leave it out. I'll say it.
Who is this nigga, man?
The nigga don't matter.
I don't know him.
Bycorn.
At Bycorn.
I don't know.
I just didn't know if we were trying to protect people's enemies.
I don't even know what y'all talking about.
But go ahead.
Well, Roy's going to tell you the story.
I clicked his at today just to see his replies.
He seemed to be embracing it.
We can say it on here.
At Bycorn.
Hi, Bycorn.
Let's just call him Corn.
Friend of the show, too,
because you know what? At Bicorn,
Bicorn proved a real good point that I always make
about men to women, and they never
believe it, nor do they want to hear it.
I'm saving a point.
So these kids wrote swastikas on a fucking cupcake,
and then Corn said they should get
their ass beat.
Good response. I'm following. I'm mad at it. So these kids wrote swastikas on a fucking cupcake, and then Korn said they should get their ass beat. Okay.
Good response.
I'm following, yeah.
Not mad at it.
Right.
Let's just call her Jay.
Okay.
Jay says-
But can Maul see the at name of this person?
I don't know her.
Oh, you're such a liar.
What the fuck?
Let me see that.
I don't know this girl.
You're a liar, bro.
I swear I don't know.
We'll talk later.
Hold on. I'm going don't know this girl. You're lying, bro. I swear I don't know. We'll talk later. Hold on.
I got to enlarge this picture.
Enlarge that, Abby.
No, you can't.
I didn't go to her timeline.
That's a picture of all the shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, I got to see who this is.
We'll show you later.
Come on.
Roy, come on with the story.
Let's update more.
She sends three laughing emojis and says, I love you.
Korn says, I'm'm gonna fuck up my old phone
Korn says you don't love me
You love your fiance
So we are now introduced
That this woman is engaged
My theories always come back to life
She's engaged
She's engaged
This is where things
Hey Jay
Start to go left
Jay replies with
I wish my fiance
Was more like you
Sigh
Sacrifices must be made
Y'all gonna call me a prophet
One day
I might be dead and buried
But y'all gonna say
I was a prophet man
These bitches ain't shit
Man look
Man look
Korn
Well no
Let's not just convict her yet
Korn respectfully says back yo what
you can't say that sounds like you're settling that was i ain't like the end of that but
uh jay then says everyone does a little he's perfect just needs a little more umph
that shit you got is priceless I've told you this
Oh so
So Korn hit
We are far from done with this exchange
Wait what?
We are far from done with this exchange Wait what?
That's a sick ass song to sing
Wait but I'm lost
I'm trying to follow
I'm trying to follow this story
Are you done? Are you done? Dog I don't know this girl DC. Baby. Once you've never been a kiss on the nose.
Are you done?
Dog, I don't know this girl.
You 100% know this girl.
No, I do not.
It doesn't matter.
Finish the story, Roy.
Anyways, Korn then replies to that, I really appreciate how much you appreciate who I am.
If I see you before you get married, you're going to cheat.
She said, no way.
Stay away from me.
I can't fuck this up.
Could I ask you something? Is this like a personal, like a DM conversation? No. This is on me. I can't fuck this up. Could I ask y'all something?
Is this like a personal, like a DM conversation?
No.
This was on the timeline.
This was on the timeline.
Oh, they gangsta.
Before 8 a.m.
Yeah, they gangsta.
Go ahead, Rory.
He then said, smart move on Korn's behalf here.
Plugs his event.
You coming to a bourbon bowl.
She says, if the holidays and bills permit me, fuck yeah.
That's my B-Day gift to me.
He then says.
If the holiday and bills permit me.
Doesn't say anything about a man.
First of all, I don't like when my bitch use words like permit.
Talking to other people.
And not about me permitting her to do shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you permit?
I'm out of here.
Korn, still feeling himself,
I will tell you that I look really good in a suit.
She then says, I know.
I've observed.
I choose wisely.
The hug made it official for me.
Korn then naturally says, really?
My hugs?
I'm that good?
I'm honored.
All right, Korn, Korn, Korn, Korn.
First of all, Korn.
He was dope in the beginning.
Korn, you're stretching it out, Korn.
You're stretching it out, dogs.
Like, you mad fishing for the compliment, Korn.
Then he says, so I shouldn't hug you?
She says, no, no, wait, wait for it.
This is where.
Yo, he was shooting the corny shit,
and she was replying with the ill shit. It's working. Wait for it. This is where... Yo, he was shooting the corny shit,
and she was replying with the ill shit.
It's working.
It's working.
So far. She said,
nah, a woman knows
when she wants to fuck you
straight off observation.
I knew I wanted to fuck you
when you walked in.
The hug made me want it raw.
Mm.
Mm-mm-mm.
I smell a STD.
Let's just end the comment.
It's just banter after that.
First of all, I want to know.
Oh, baby, I like it, bro.
Wait.
But, Joe, why do you think I know this girl?
I don't know this girl.
You do know that girl.
From where?
We'll talk later, man.
Or you know of her. I'm not saying you girl. You do know that girl. From where? We'll talk later, man. Or you know of her.
I'm not saying you've met her and you've been with her, but her at name you're familiar with.
You probably just don't remember.
Before she was engaged or before she was married and all that shit.
Wait, is Maul corn?
No, no, no.
Maul's not corn.
Get the fuck out of here.
No, but listen.
Now, let's break this down real quick here.
Why is this a big deal?
Isn't she engaged? Yes yes tell me where she went wrong
i'm gonna try to defend her somehow she went wrong when she created a twitter account
and she's engaged once you get engaged you're supposed to deactivate
yo this nigga is so puerto rican deactivate is not a rule mall see if she wouldn't have had this
this wouldn't happen wait nobody even lives by that rule. What are you talking about?
I live by that rule. You ain't
exactly. Who are you
proposing to? Nobody.
Deactivate. Connect.
Cut all that shit off.
Cut it. Yeah, word.
You gotta get your chick
a flip phone, man.
So I'll give her a little longer than Maul here.
She's okay on Twitter Twitter we haven't lost her
yet there
I'm not even
mad at the
crying emojis
I love you
even though
which no one
brought up on Twitter
all he said was
they should get beat up
to a bunch of little kids
that wrote a swastika
on Twitter
he didn't even say
nothing funny
like I could get
if my girl laughed
at something that was funny
why you sending mad laughing emojis and i love you so we should beat up some kids
that fucking write swastikas tell me how i'm supposed to feel as the husband is really all
i care about here you should tell me how tell me how i'm supposed to look my wife in the face after she's on the timeline saying that I lack oomph and that she wishes I was more like Bourbon Bald Bay.
You supposed to look her in the eyes when you choking the life out of her.
Now, I am unable to make that joke.
And I'll make it.
So I am not saying that, nor am I asking when it's okay to say it
I would be mad
I'd be mad perplexed on what
If your fiance is tweeting another man like this
You have every right to choke the shit out of him
Even when he tried to avoid it
And say you don't love me
You love your fiance
Yeah like he throwing me in it
Like yo chill
You got a fiance
That's what Cohen was doing, basically.
Now, that brings me to my point about men that women just refuse to believe.
Oftentimes, men defend a man that we don't know at all just for the sake of manhood.
Like, women think they the only ones that support one another in that way.
Nah.
A lot of times, we will be telling a chick, fam.
And even men get insecure in that aspect too when you fucking his ex-girl or girl.
I be in your corner most of the time.
Yeah.
Like I'm not your enemy.
It's an unwritten rule.
Well, niggas, I know.
You don't, when a chick is married or engaged, you don't, I don't want that karma.
They off limits.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, gays marry women.
Well, if you don't shut the fuck up, you've never been with or attempted to be with a married woman or a chick that was engaged.
No.
Man, if you don't get the fuck out of here.
I'm telling you, no.
Never in my life.
Nigga, what are you talking about?
I've never tried to talk to a married woman
or engaged woman.
Loser, then.
Whatever.
I don't want that karma.
I'm cool, my nigga.
Wait.
I don't want that.
I don't want that karma?
Nah, nah.
You have got to be kidding me.
I don't want that.
Mad selective with bad karma. Yeah, I don't want that. Yeah, what is he talking about? I got enough karma in? Nah, nah. You have got to be kidding me. I don't want that. Mad selective with bad karma.
Yeah, I don't want that.
Yeah, what is he talking about?
I got enough karma in my life, man.
I got to clean up, man.
Fuck that.
Let me see have I ever done that.
You've definitely done that.
No.
So why I done it?
You slept with way more women than I have.
Get the fuck out of here, man.
That's why you've done it.
You are so full of shit, man.
I'm just telling you why you've done it.
Yo, you are so full of shit, man. I've just telling you why you've done it. Yo, you are so full of shit, man.
I've never been...
How many women you slept with in your life?
Watch this number.
I'm going to tell you the funny shit about this number.
Watch this.
Go ahead.
No, no, no, no, no.
Answer the question.
How many women has Joe Button slept with in his life?
I want you to say what you're going to say first, though.
I'm not saying shit until you tell me the number.
Under 100.
Get the fuck out. See, look. I'm not rolling. Man, you don't number. Under 100. Get the fuck out.
See, look.
I'm not rolling.
Baby, don't get the fuck out of here.
Joe, you.
97.
Who?
97.
I'm telling you.
He has slept with more than 97 women, man.
That is not true, Maul.
I might be able to name 30 women by accident.
No, you can't.
Yo, Maul is of the mind that I am such a creep like this nigga.
Mind you.
Joe, you be figuring out how to know you, man.
Well, we've only lived together for a long time.
That's what I'm saying.
So what are you?
97 women your entire life.
Yes.
You might have slept with 97 women in the last six years.
Are you joking?
No.
Oh, you gotta be.
We can't do this on the podcast.
Okay, so let's do math.
It's 18,000 days in six years.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Wait, what was that number?
I'm just saying roughly, right?
18, 300 days a year, let's say.
I'm not as fast.
Let me get my phone out.
Six times 300 is 18,000.
I don't know, man.
Stop pressuring me into knowing.
I don't know.
It should be.
Or 800.
1800 or 18,000.
It should be seven times 52.
Right? No, that's 360. That's the amount of days okay so it's eighteen thousand roughly eighteen thousand
days in six years right total okay all right yeah word you telling me that in eighteen thousand days
you've only slept with because you said that's just six years you say you have not
slept with more than 40 women in 18 oh no hell no are you kidding me dog you are fucking insane bro
we are doing i've seen you only we are doing i've seen you go on a rage in the machine tour before
the rage in the machine tour no way we. Are you crazy? We in total?
That's six years? Oh, so 2,000.
Okay.
Or whatever.
Or whatever.
18,000 days.
What did this even come up for?
Because there's no way you only slept with 97 women in your life.
Wait, but no. We were talking about something before that.
I've definitely
never slept with a married woman, ever.
And, Mo, I tell you, man, everybody is not as, what's the word?
Lusty.
Lusty as you.
You are the total legend.
Don't try to put this off on me.
Don't try to put this off on me.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
You are the nigga that's, so if we really want to get in the total and have a total of podcasts, then God damn it,
I'm down.
The next podcast is total of podcasts.
We're going to have a ball.
Bring everyone back.
Yeah, we're going to have everybody in here.
We're going to have lights flickering, all types of shit.
I want Lili here.
Okay.
I want Lisa here.
Yeah, look.
Okay.
No, but I've never slept with a married woman.
Roy?
Engaged, not not married Knowingly
Let me think
Wait say that again
I've knowingly never slept with a married woman
But I have knowingly slept with a woman that was engaged
Oh you knew she was engaged
Y'all fucking
I think that's like
I was young bro
I think that's more for women
Women like to fuck with married men
More so than men Sought out
That's what I just said
Cause they
I can't
I don't
Well lust isn't the word
But they strive to be married
So they see a man
With those qualities
And go after it
Men don't really
Strive to be married
Let me tell you something
If my
Some men strive to be married
Fiancee
Yeah some
Facts
Some men strive for that
I told Sen
To just
Run away That was To just Run away
That was noble
Why?
Run away
Just run
Because what is there to be said
If you catch
You just wake up in the morning
And haven't even made your coffee yet
And your fiance
Is on Twitter saying
You lack umph
That's what I just said
What is umph?
He has every right
To choke the shit out of her
That's what would perplex me
It's that word I'd have to go through my dictionary To look up umph You know is oomph? He has every right to choke the shit out of her. That's what would perplex me. It's that word.
I'd have to go through my dictionary to look up oomph.
You know what oomph is?
He's too much of a nice guy.
He's a square.
He's a lame.
Yeah, he's a lame.
He's a cornball.
Ironically, corn had the oomph to it.
You married him.
Yeah, but you know, she fucked up.
Women do do that.
Have you ever seen a chick that was a hoe For a while A known hoe
And then finds a square
That does not know
And settles down
That's a pretty typical
Yeah that's when she's tired
Of fucking with
The popular cool niggas
And they just doing her dirty
So she like
You know what
I'm gonna go get me a square
And he's gonna be
Totally different
But then you get a square
And be mad when the square
Show up
And be a square
Right
And don't fucking so now
so now but but the but the woman but jay jay jay the one the woman she went on to say that
and sin and i had this conversation once i read this she went on to say
that her and she she showed this thread to her husband who laughed about it.
And then they both laughed about it.
And then she said, you think my nigga is marrying somebody he don't know?
Question mark, question mark, question mark.
So then that led me to think, well, hold on now.
When do you know, and not speaking about these two people in particular,
but when do you know that you married or wifed or cuffed the slide?
When you have to get a divorce and it's too late.
When half this shit is out of your account.
Because that's what it brought my brain to.
If you're saying, do you think that a nigga's marrying somebody without knowing him?
I could see that sometimes.
But then I could see the other point.
So Sin was like, yeah, I think I agree with her.
The nigga might very well know how she get down.
Yeah, he's a square.
I would have been more comfortable her fucking him and me not knowing
than on the timeline talking about how he's better than me.
If your girl.
Fuck him, don't tell me, I'm cool.
Don't go on the timeline to the world and say I'm mad whack.
Wait, fuck him him Don't tell me
And I'm cool
That's better for my ego
You fucking
Way better for my ego
Then tell him the whole world
I wish my fiance
Had umphed like someone
Named Bicorn
Bruh
I'd rather her
Tweet a nigga
30,000 miles away
Than to fuck some nigga
Not tell me
They linking up
At Bourbon Ball
They not linking up
Nowhere now
Now they gonna fuck And everyone's gonna know You could've just fucked ball They not linking up Nowhere now Now they gonna fuck
And everyone's gonna know
You could've just
Fucked them
They not linking up
Nowhere now
Bourbon ball
Is fucking his
I'm shooting bourbon ball
Bourbon ball
You're fucking out of here
That's not happening
But fuck a nigga
And don't tell me
Get the fuck out of here
You never choose
Dick and your wife
Versus
Words
No that don't even add up
I wouldn't know
No I wouldn't know. No.
I wouldn't know.
Nah, bro.
All right, so Rory is down with Mario Winans.
Yeah, I don't want to know.
If you're playing me, keep it real.
No, it's not on the low.
She's playing me in public.
Yeah, but it's words.
But it's words.
I don't care.
Words is like you have an argument, you get past it.
The physical act that has been dick inserted in your fiance.
I wouldn't know.
I would have never known.
I can't do it. I can't. I'm not taking it. Well, hold up now. Well, I don't know i would have never known i can't do
i can't i'm not taking well you well hold up now i don't know i don't have i don't have umph and
if she fuck with someone umph maybe i'd know that she had i don't have umph is funny though
rory definitely doesn't have any umph i don't even know what umph is i know rory got it it
doesn't have any but now now maul now it sounds like you put a lot of
And this is off on a tangent
But whatever, it's my podcast
It sounds like you put a lot of weight
Into the actual act of sex
You're leaving a chick
Yeah
Oh yeah, you made your position very clear on that
Yeah
Yeah, I'm done
Relationship over
It's cool, we ain't enemies or nothing like that
It's just a rap.
So, it seems to be very big news that Kim is not leaving Kanye's side.
Breaking news.
A wife is about to be a wife.
Yeah, look at the error we're in.
That's my point.
That's news. That's my point. That's news.
That's my point in this.
The error that we're in, this is fucking incredible shit here.
Nobody, maybe I don't know.
I'm amazed at this shit.
But anyway, go Kim.
Go Kim for being a woman.
Good for her supporting Kanye.
A loyal woman.
How long are they going to keep this jig going of Kanye in his basement?
As long as they're keeping this Kardashian robbery going.
They're all connected.
Oh, my God.
Y'all really think they staged that, man.
That's crazy.
I 100% think they did.
No, they definitely didn't do that.
I don't know.
I don't believe this is raw, but what do I know?
Who am I?
Now, so there's Whispers.
All right, backpacker crowd.
We're getting Whispers of Eclipse album again.
They do this every about six or seven years.
Yeah, but Push is now the VP of good music.
Nobody cares.
He got mad shit to do.
My thing is, is Malice cursing?
If Malice ain't busting open a brick, I don't want to hear that album.
Yeah.
I don't know if Malice is cursing.
I don't want to hear that.
I'd rather hear him bag up than talk about bagging up communions.
Yeah.
I don't think that we're going to get that album anyway.
I don't want an album where the clips ain't moved about 100 bricks.
I'm going to keep it real.
Well, it can move 50.
Push will be there.
Yeah.
But if Malice is coming on there on his, you know, I'm happy for him in his personal life.
That's great.
But you got to understand, we fell in love with Malice, the rapper, the artist.
Wait, wait.
I hate to go back to Love & Hip Hop hop But I meant to ask You guys for your opinion
On this
This
Mandisi's baby mama thing
Did y'all read it?
No
I saw the episode
Well she made a post
On Instagram
Basically the whole thing
About her not
Letting her kids
See Mandisi's
Cause he's in jail
She did a whole long post about it
It was all sentimental and shit
But her position is
Her position is
Let me see if I can get to the end
Most boys want to be like their fathers
And I want my son to be like his dad
Only a better version
I want him to have his best qualities and none of his flaws
So the best thing for me to do is keep him away from correctional facilities as much as possible.
Bring him up the best way I know how as a mother.
How do we feel about this?
I agree.
I'm not mad at that.
I agree and disagree.
Man, DC's, I think, has been very remorseful about what he's been doing and very lucid in his responses to it.
Explaining to his son in that correctional facility could leave an impression that he would not want to be there.
Instead of this mystery of where my dad is in jail,
I don't really know what the fuck is going on.
My thing is, not that I agree with what the mother said,
like, you know, I don't think you should ever keep your kids
away from their father, but I understand her position.
I understand what she's trying to say.
I get it, too. Well, tell me what she's trying to say. I get it, too.
Well, tell me what she's trying to say.
She doesn't even want her son to, like, ever be in that facility.
Like, I don't even, if he's visiting, none of that shit.
I don't ever want him to walk foot.
Then you're keeping the kid away from his dad.
Yeah, no.
For a prolonged period.
Right, but what I'm saying is, in that circumstance,
she doesn't want her son
To ever experience
Anything that has to do
With the jail system
We got what she wants
But the dad is in jail
Right
So now how are you
Seeing the dad
I mean
I don't care about
What she wants
Dad is in jail
Dad don't want to be in jail
No yeah absolutely
Fuck what she wants
The dad is in jail
How is the kid
Seeing the dad
And the dad is sitting for a stretch.
Dad is going to go away for about four.
You're going to not see your kid in four years?
If he was wilding before, I would say no.
But he seems like very, has a good grasp on what is going on and how bad it is.
And it's ruined his family. So I think putting them in front of each other can explain to that child
what is going on way better than not seeing him when he's up there.
Or don't let him, you know, give it some time.
You know, the kid is still young.
You know, maybe you want him to kind of.
You can't tell me that.
He's got to be a teenager soon, right?
No, hell no.
Man, DC said no.
No, he's not a teenager.
No, he's no older than six.
Really?
He's a younger kid.
I thought he was like 12.
I don't know how old he is, but six I would have thought was a little too young.
I just can't fathom a scenario in which it's okay to not see your dad in four years.
Even if he's in jail.
Even if he's in jail.
No, I get that, But I'm saying I understand
Where the mother is coming from
Not me
She doesn't want her son
Ever around any of that shit
Great but you fucked somebody
And now it's y'all job to parent
Yeah
It's not just a decision
For you to make
Because I'm sitting in jail somewhere
What the fuck are we talking about here
I understand that
But I understand where
She's coming from
Sometimes our kids end up Yening for all that we try to protect them from, number one.
So you're trying to protect him from what?
Not knowing about jails and what's going on?
First of all, that's an illusion in today's world.
My kid know about all that shit from the internet.
But yeah, true.
So you're protecting him from what you don't think that kid is cognizant enough to know where his father is
no he definitely does and if you're telling me that you can't teach him that jail is not the
way to go about life without him uh seeing is that you can't as a mother you can't do that
that's why i said i kind of understand where she's coming from.
I don't understand it.
I don't understand it.
She's just speaking from she doesn't ever want her son, you know,
ever walking in that type of facility.
I understand that part.
But as parents, you know, situations happen in life,
and so they have to find a way to kind of meet at a medium
and get through that situation.
But I understand as a mother what she's trying to say.
She doesn't want her son to ever walk foot in a facility like that.
Whatever.
Floyd and T.I. are beefing again.
I don't ever want to talk about Floyd.
Oh, yeah.
Was there a reason for that or no?
I just think Floyd is a – I don't know.
I just don't like Floyd.
Great boxer, great athlete, but I just don't like –
Oh, yeah, you never liked Floyd.
Yeah, no.
Floyd's not so likable.
Yeah.
But I have a, it's just, it was, it's nothing like with all this personal fancy shit.
I just don't think Floyd is a good-hearted person.
I don't know him like that, but shit that I've seen, like the way he was talking to
his dad on HBO a few years ago.
Once I see you talk to your father like that, I can't respect you.
I can't.
I don't like niggas like that.
So it matters none that they made up?
No.
Do you feel the same way about Des Bryant?
Yeah.
Hmm.
I just don't think you ever disrespect your parents like that.
There's never a reason for you to ever disrespect your parents like that.
Like he was, the way he disrespected his father on that hbo sports that that was that was a little
that was crazy to me like i couldn't believe i would never do it yeah i couldn't believe he was
talking to his father like that i could not believe that and i felt like he was only doing that
as an ego thing and as because you know floyd has all this money has all these people around him
that praise him and all it is and it's like dog that's that's your father though like i don't give a fuck about all this money shit and all this
wealth and all the celebrity that you've attained that's your dad man you don't talk to your father
like that for the world to see the world saw that now if you have an argument with your dad in the
house and there's no cancer family right here you know it's a little different but you know
there's cameras here there's other people just standing here in this gym.
Like,
you talking to your father
like he's a piece of shit.
I can't respect that.
Your mother or your father,
you never disrespect them like that.
That's just me.
He seems to respect Tiny
because he get the whole thing back
the second time.
Yeah,
but that's all,
that's just,
again,
that's ego shit.
Yeah,
I don't like when celebrities do that. Yeah, that's just ego shit, man. That's corny to me. that's all That's just again That's ego shit Yeah I don't like When celebrities do that
Yeah that's just ego shit man
That's corny to me
Like I
Dog that's corny
Because these bitches
Only fucking with you
Because you got money
Like that's the bottom line
Well we can't prove that
No that's proven
I mean we can't prove it
Chicks don't even like Floyd
That fuck with Floyd
They don't even like him
I don't know
I've heard it out of
Chicks mouths
That fuck with him
They don't like him
They call him corny And all this shit, but he paying.
He paying like he weigh.
Well, how often can you believe it when a girl calls somebody corny?
It depends on the girl you're talking to.
See?
All right, so is this a credible corny here that we're getting?
It's a credible corny, especially when it's coming from women that don't know each other that say the same thing.
There's some truth to it.
All right, fine.
So we'll leave it alone.
Yeah.
We can talk about Homeboy.
What's Homeboy's name?
RG3 with this whole shit.
Oh, his wife writing that goodbye letter on Instagram or some shit?
Twitter?
One of them shits.
What?
Wrote a Dear John letter on the...
RG3 left his pregnant wife for his girlfriend
and she had a breakdown on Twitter
and she created a Twitter just to go at him
but the go at was kind of weak.
The rant was weak probably because she's white
and really can't
write a good rant. Somebody
should have ghost written the rant.
The rant was more like, oh, how could you?
I was there for you
all of these years. She needed the whole friend to spice that up a little bit.
Yeah, yeah.
It wasn't.
I didn't feel bad for her after the rant.
She should have gave her password to her black girlfriend or something.
Yeah, it wasn't really rocking.
It wasn't really rocking.
I'm not even going to bother reading this.
Yeah, I was going to find it.
Young M.A. ran off on the plug.
All right, now, listen.
Let's talk about this.
Let's talk about Young M.A. getting 33 grand for a what?
What was it?
A show.
Now, Young M.A. is a friend of the show?
Absolutely a friend of the show.
Yeah.
All right.
She's been wilding a lot, man.
She's been really bugging out the last few weeks, man.
Yeah.
You're getting 33 grand for a show. You start bugging out, too few weeks man Yeah You getting 33 grand for a show You start bugging out too
No
No I wouldn't
Okay
No I wouldn't
You've bugged out with less than
33 grand for a show
What the fuck are you talking about
Sam you think everything is funny
That's your fucking problem
What are you talking about
Shut the fuck up
Nigga Joe
Went wild crazy
I'm scared for this nigga To start getting $33,000 a fucking night.
Do you know what type of shit that will be going on?
Mo, nothing bad.
Joe, you would lose your fucking mind.
Mo, you have such the wrong impression of me to have known me.
I have the realest impression of you.
No, you don't.
I've seen you with all your layers spilled away just standing.
I'm like, that's Joe, but I love him, but that's Joe.
Are you talking about the jail story?
No, I'm talking about every story that we've been around each other.
You are fucking wild, bro.
33 grand a night?
I'm scared to see that for you.
I ain't going to lie to you, bro.
See, God only going to give you what you can handle, man.
I think I would be Perfectly fine Might I ask
No you would be
You would be very well off
Getting 33 grand a night
But I know that you
Nothing different would be happening
I would be home
Maybe the wildest thing
I would buy an elephant
No no no no
Fuck with what you would purchase
That's probably the wildest thing
I'm just talking about you
You would be going crazy
I see the way you talk
To the sound man
And the light guys now
Imagine if you was getting
40 grand for that performance.
Oh, no. All right. So that's the problem.
So you haven't met Nice Joe now.
I've met Nice Joe. I've met Wild Joe. I've met Crazy Joe.
I've met Nightpool Joe. I've met Molly Joe.
I've met every Joe.
97 Bodies Joe.
97 Bodies Joe.
What other Joes you want me to meet?
The Real Number Joe.
Yeah, like, nigga, I love it, Hip Hop Joe.
Cup of Joe. I've met every Joe, I love it, hip hop Joe. Cup of Joe.
I've met every Joe, man.
Wait a minute.
First, quick sidebar.
Do y'all know that Trey Songz is telling people that he just turned 32?
I think he's really 32.
Man, if you don't get the fuck out of here.
No, he is.
That's his real age.
I'm not rolling.
No, no, that's his real age.
All right.
That's his real age.
I'm not buying it.
I'm positive that's his real age. I'm positive. real age i'm not buying it i'm positive that's his real age i'm positive 32 i actually thought he was
do you know when trey songs came out yeah all right how old was trey songs when he came out
24 23 24 he came out in 04 trey songs has been out that's my point longer than eight years
he came out in 04 32 he might have been younger than that thing, that's my point, longer than eight years. He came out in 04.
32?
He might have been a little younger than that then.
That's his real age, though.
I got him coming in around that age, too.
That might be it. And he came in in 04.
So how the fuck is he 32?
No, he might have been a little less than that, 21.
I'm not rolling.
But back to Young M.A.
Young M.A., a nigga game for 33 stacks.
There was no paperwork
She didn't feel
Obligated to
To do the gig
But homie said
The promoter was saying
That she was saying
That the venue wasn't packed
It was empty
No
That's a different
That's a different story
No that's the same one
That's the one
No that's the same guy
It's the same one
That was the same guy
Talking like that
He put out two videos
He put out one
Where they was strapped up
Him and all his friends
And then when he calmed down
A little bit
He told the story Where he put out a video Of him and his friends where they were strapped up. Him and all his friends. And then when he calmed down a little bit, he told a story.
Wait, he put out a video of him and his friends strapped up?
With guns and the cell phone camera.
What were they going to do?
I don't like people putting guns in cameras.
Stop putting guns in cameras.
Something tells me men that have guns on camera are not the best business savvy people in the world.
So they might have stole that company.
He said that that's what she said.
Yo, the venue's empty. It's going to look bad, basically, if I hit this stage. Like, whatever. So they might have stole that company. He said that that's what she said. Yo, the venue's empty.
It's going to look bad, basically,
if I hit this stage.
Like, whatever.
So did she get the money back?
No.
Obviously, she didn't.
So, I mean...
They should have been
strapped up then.
But he's saying the way
she did it was whack.
Like, she just left.
Her and her managers
went to the airport,
then was in another city
the next night doing the show.
I can vouch.
That's a lot of money to run off with, though.
I've done business with Young M.A. and her management team, and I haven't dealt with someone so great in years.
They were amazing.
I think I came on this podcast after that and said, I can't believe how great Young M.A.'s team is.
Well, who asked you, nigga?
Stop trying to provide news that would derail us from a good story.
Who asked this nigga to chime in with facts?
Yo, Joe.
I can't tell you she was no more than a pleasure to deal with.
Yo, Joe, you definitely have the most intellectual way of insulting somebody.
What are you talking about?
Don't provide me with such information that would derail my point.
What the fuck
are you talking about?
He's like T.I.
Nigga, you from Jersey City.
Nigga, why you talking
like this to me?
Don't derail me
from my first thought.
Maude,
there's two syllables
in derail.
Nah, man, fuck.
Don't ever put,
don't use derail, man.
I don't like you using derail.
You from Jersey City, man.
We use derail in Jersey City. No n like you using derail. You from Jersey City, man. We use derail.
No niggas in Jersey City have ever used derailed.
You derailed me.
All right, you derailed me from my fucking thought now.
All right, so now I thought this, I was impressed by this.
The weekend's streaming numbers.
The weekend is averaging 32.8 million streams daily
Just on Spotify
And has also set
The new all time record
For most streams
In a single day
For a song that
I think is fucking trash
32 million people think otherwise
I can make a point that I think you've thought
every number one record
in the last six,
seven months was trash.
Well, I would have to know what those records were.
What's your favorite
record right now, currently? Solange.
Still?
Okay.
The Weeknd has some dope records on that album.
Well, what's come out since the launch?
Bruno Mars has come out
We know how I feel about that
The Weeknd has come out
What has come out in R&B since
That 6 Black
Whatever his name is
That came out
That's supposed to be R&B
What has come out in R&B?
Party
Wait you're talking about period.
Yeah period.
It's just number one well what other number one records?
I don't know what a number one record is.
No I'm just saying that to say.
Well I am a hater.
Yeah.
I hate shit a lot.
But then if I'm wrong about it I come back around and be wrong about it.
Rolling Stone put out their list of where they put albums and rank albums and all that
shit.
Already? Yeah the top 50 albums
Of like the year
Chance was 21
Somewhere around there
There was somebody else
Close to there
Oh Young Thug
Was pretty high
I got
I have the highlights here
Drake was 40
Drake was 40 Drake was 42
Beyonce number one
David Bowie two
Chance number three
Five is Frank Ocean
Chance was number three or 21?
Three I don't know where Joe got it from
Oh cause Young Thug must have been 21
Young Thug is 10
Oh I fucked the numbers up
Yeah your numbers are way off
Not about Drake
We know We know that number Any number you just yelled is correct It's that one Oh, I fucked the numbers up. Yeah, your numbers are way off. Not about Drake.
We know.
We know that number.
Any number you just yelled is correct is that one.
So my point being, I clearly was not the only one to feel like that about that.
Now, because we're not going to stay on that,
but what I do want to talk about here is, interesting enough, Rory was asking me what I thought we should do for our two-year anniversary
because it's coming up soon.
I can't even believe that it's almost two years that we have been doing this podcast.
I can't believe I've been committed to something for that long that's paid so little.
Well, my two-month anniversary is next week for the podcast.
I can't believe I've been committed to something for two months.
For two months.
This is a milestone.
Yeah, it is.
It is a milestone.
So Rory was trying to
figure out
what we should do.
Last year,
we did a live podcast
that I ruined.
We're not going to do that again.
I don't think Joe
doing anything live
is a good idea.
He's a rapper.
He's too unpredictable.
That's tough.
I would never want you to do anything live.
He kind of just killed your dreams
at 36. This is exactly
why. What's your dream? He wants to be a
rapper.
Rappers perform.
That's kind of not my dream anymore.
You don't even know my dreams.
Joe wants to be a detective.
Who are you? You want to be a detective.
I don't want to be a detective, Mo. You wants to be a detective. Who are you? You want to be a detective. I don't want to be a detective,
Mo.
No,
you want to detect some shit.
I know you,
bro.
You want to detect some shit.
You want to drive around in a car
and hop out on niggas like,
yo,
listen,
fam,
we're not going to do that right now.
Don't play these games.
I know what you little niggas
is out here doing.
That's what you want to do.
At this point in your life,
that's all you want to do.
I don't know why Mo has this idea.
I'm telling you,
I don't know where he gets this stuff from.
You've never proved me wrong.
I forgot what I was talking about now because this fucking guy.
About our two-year anniversary.
Oh, the two-year anniversary.
So this is Rory's idea.
Wait, we're going to say it now?
Why not?
Why not?
Well, you're going to ruin the surprise.
Oh, it's a surprise?
Oh, wait, you're trying to really do it?
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, no.
I think we should talk about that. We did, and you were like, a good idea oh i've written it on that oh you like i don't
think it's a good idea yeah well y'all have to bring me up up to uh i'm trying to use the jersey
city word up to breast is that a word bring me a breast we don't want to derail you off the breast
bring me a breast of the conversation that is taking place Did you just say Up to breast I don't see that
We don't talk like that
Where I'm from
Bring me abreast
Abreast of the situation
Is that what it is
Abreast
Bring me up to breast
Bring me abreast
Of the situation
Fuck nigga
Make you abreast
Oh make me abreast
Make me abreast
Stop putting the ST on it
Oh abreast
Yeah fuck out of here
Make me both then
Why we can't just say it Rory
I don't see why it's gotta be a big secret
They not even dope like that
Oh I just
Why he trying shit on your ideas Rory
I don't care
He not shit on my idea
Cause he ain't come up with a single idea
Well I wanna hear Rory's idea
Rory's idea is to have
Uh
Maddie and Pete come back
For a two year anniversary
Mmhmm
That'll be dope
No? Okay whatever I. That'd be dope.
No?
Okay, whatever.
I think it'd be dope.
Don't let him show any idea, Mo.
Right.
Well, I don't know.
I don't know how it would be. Well, you said two ideas.
No, I said he didn't come up with a single fucking idea.
Oh, okay, okay, okay.
I don't know if that would be dope or not.
Why?
I don't know, because it would depend on...
I told Rory I would have to be too concerned about the entertainment value of our podcast.
I think that would be entertaining.
Our fans are very invested in this podcast.
I think that would be very entertaining.
No, I know, but that means I couldn't stick to my guns and my point because I would have to worry about the entertainment value.
Well, you sticking to one point would be entertaining to me.
I think that that would be entertaining. I can't do that on my
podcast. You're staying
abreast. I think now
I don't think it's any real bad blood.
Of course there's no bad blood.
I think it would be a fun conversation.
I'd be able to cut Pete up a little
bit, snap on him, you know what I mean?
That type of shit. He's an easy target.
Well, Rory said he's going to invite them. I should rory way to go rory oh i think you should text her because the
last text was you're fired and i think that'd be a great image to write the next text you want to
come back he definitely deleted that thread and she definitely deleted that thread so that text
i don't delete any threads on my phone.
Yeah, you Threadman.
Yeah, I leave them.
That might be your new name, Threadman.
This nigga keeps everything.
You Threadman for sure.
I'm not with deleting shit.
No, I delete shit every day.
I don't give a fuck.
But why?
You're single.
No, it's just I don't like seeing, you know what I mean, like too many texts.
Get that shit out of here.
I don't like seeing too many texts. Yeah, I'm OCD with that that like i don't want to see any like emails and the numbers pop up i read delete all that shit i'm i don't like none of that shit you learn something new about your
friends every day i tell you delete all that for what we're keeping text threads for you never know
what you might need them for yeah that's when you screenshot it and oh see i don't do that yeah if i
need if i feel like I need
A piece of a conversation
Or yeah
Just delete that part of it
And the rest of that shit
Delete
For what
Is there anything
Really important
That we missed
I don't know about that
Oh we had a conversation
Right after our two year
About a friend of the show
Bryson Tiller
If you want to touch upon that
Oh baby What happened with Bryson Tiller If you want to touch upon that Oh baby
What happened with Bryson man
Hater Joe is back
Rolling
Hater Joe
So he put out a record
You don't like
Rolling down the river
He thinks
He's up against the ropes
And is nervous
You done
You think that
I don't think that
Bryson Tiller's up against the ropes
More I'm listening You think that I don't think that Bryson Tiller's All eyes on Mr. Ropes More
More
I'm listening
All eyes on Mr. Tiller
I think that all eyes on Mr. Tiller
I think that Mr. Tiller has a lot of weight
On his shoulders
Following the success of his debut
I think we all agree on that
I think that he has been handled
and marketed a certain way thus far.
I think they have kept him away from doing
but so many features.
They've paired him.
They've been very careful in their pairings.
And I think he's leaked a few records
that we've seen a good job done of them getting swept under the rug.
That is what I think.
So I said to Rory, I said, your man's in them.
Mr. Tiller, I'm anxious to see what he comes with.
My response to the records being swept under the rug,
RCA is one of the better labels out there now.
All Rory does on this podcast is fucking massage his political connects.
Rory, I don't know who you know at RCA, my nigga.
Let him get it.
No, no, no.
Stop complimenting everyone.
Say something bad.
Why don't you fucking find some cojones and say something bad for a change?
When he's done, I made this point.
I made this point in our conversation, and it befuddled him, and he stopped.
So right there, he tried to interrupt me in making the point to not make it seem as valid.
So he knew what he was doing there. No, I'm just being extra. No, no, no, no, no. Go ahead. Make the point to not make it seem as valid so he knew what he
was doing there right no i'm just being no no no no no go ahead make the point i want to hear it
again rca being one of the better labels out there i don't have any political fucking connects at rca
i don't know that uh i don't think with one of their biggest artists they're not going to put
energy time and money behind a record that he released on soundcloud i think you're going to
know when a single is out for Bryson Tiller
that the label is behind.
Also, I think Tiller, Trap Soul being such a project-based album
that went well, wasn't just a single.
He could do not a Beyonce, but like a week out,
yo, I'm dropping a full project, no singles.
Tiller could do that.
That'd be the smarter thing to do if I was on one of the better labels like RCA.
You know, you keep saying that, and you kept saying that the other day, and I replied to
all of those points, so let me do it again.
When you're that big of an artist and you sell one million physical copies like he did,
and you stream as much as he did, you don't need label support or anything.
If you drop a record, enough people are going to hear it and decide what is to come of it
when you're that magnitude of artist.
That's number one.
Number two, whenever RCA decides to put some effort into a song,
know what the first thing they're going to do is?
Put it on SoundCloud.
So those points have nothing to do with nothing.
They'll put it on Spotify.
They'll put it on Apple Music.
They'll put it somewhere where it's profitable and it on Apple Music. They'll put it somewhere
where it's profitable
and can be seen by everybody,
not just fucking SoundCloud.
They'll put the regular records
on SoundCloud.
Just because that's one thing
compared to all the music.
What do you mean the regular records?
His career started from SoundCloud.
Yeah, but he's not
a starving artist anymore.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Weirdo.
So let's just stop taking
all credit away from SoundCloud.
I'm not.
Who's taking any credit
away from SoundCloud?
You.
No, no, no. He's saying that they would want to get profit for it. away from SoundCloud. I'm not. Who's taking any credit away from SoundCloud? You. No, no, no. He's saying that
they would want to get profit for it.
Not just SoundCloud. Of course they'll put it
on everything, but he's
been putting music on SoundCloud
and he has gotten music to pop from
SoundCloud. We can't ignore this.
I'm suggesting
as the biggest artist now. Rory arguing with me,
I'm not even saying nothing bad. All I'm saying
is I'm anxious to see.
Because the thing about people with this sound, and not just Bryson,
but everybody with this sound that's very popular now,
it's a sound that you kind of have to be good at to keep doing.
We talked about this.
He's one of the better people that does it.
I would think so.
Well, he's made it a genre, trap soul.
It's also a sound, well, he's made it a genre trap soul it's also
a sound well he's made that that body of work yeah i think that's his sound that's his what he's he's
telling you what he's presenting trap soul that's what he is he's trapped so you know all right i'll
say this i understand that i want to see how how far he can carry that sound out when fetty had
that real big year it seemed like he
was introducing a sound i guess that's why i was so disappointed because when it seemed like he was
introducing the sound i said damn i wonder how far he can carry that sound and then the sound changed
i don't think this sound is changing anytime soon i don't either but fetty being as talented as he
is can adapt oh yeah no i'm not i'm by no means saying that he won't be bad at this shit.
But a lot of these artists cannot adapt outside of that sound because that sound when you can't sing is much easier.
But Bryson can sing.
That's why he's been so much more popular in it.
My point is I just think a lot of people are expecting a lot from Bryson with this next project.
I think that's my point.
Yeah.
And when should it be coming?
Shit.
January?
It's been a while.
It's been a while, right?
Mm-hmm.
I think we all want to hear new Bryson Tiller music.
But, yeah.
My prediction is week out, you're getting a project.
It's not going to be a single unless they have some smash that they know is 100% going to work.
And I like that way of doing things. I think
he's one of the people that can 100% put out
a surprise project right this
second and people are going to go buy it and listen to it and fuck with it.
Yeah, absolutely.
Right? Definitely.
Let me see, let me see, let me see, let me see,
let me see. Nope, nope, nope. Next week,
nope, nothing. Yep, nope.
Nothing important happening in life.
I'm missing some
Oh you guys got Henny Palooza New York coming right?
On Saturday
Tickets are still available
I think VIP is sold out now
But GA is available at HennyPalooza.com
Joe will be in the building
Performing every smash record
From his first album
Dope
I'm in there
Joe will not be in the building
Nor will I be performing
Every smash hit from my first album.
Dick face.
The fuck is wrong with this guy?
I was trying to find another hit.
Well, I'm still not going now, so just shut up.
All right, so you're not plugging anymore?
The good folks at RCA Records.
The good folks at RCA Records.
Maul, do you have some Rockefeller stuff to plug?
Nah, man. Some vape stuff? No. All right, I don't know. The good folks at RCA Records Maul do you have some Rockefeller stuff to plug Nah man Some
Some vape stuff
No
Alright I don't know
Shout outs to all my niggas
Y'all know who y'all are man
Look listen to that shout out
Yeah my niggas
Babe you wanna shout anybody out
Sin how was heaven
Yeah
Let me ask my bitch how heaven was
What you mean
Your what
Your what Your what
Pop on that nigga
See this is why
I fuck with
Sin Santana people
If y'all wanna know why
This is why
Pop on that nigga
Hello
Are you gonna answer her
Hello
I have an itch
I have an itch
Yeah
She's asking a question
You should answer
I said
This is why I fuck with you, Santana.
I said this is why I fuck with you.
All right, hold on.
Everybody relax.
Everybody relax.
All right, we had your moment.
Real nigga's back.
Nah, Sin back.
What the fuck you mean, nigga?
Sin is back.
You ain't going to try to defuse that one, buddy.
I got to get my shit off whenever I can with Joe.
Fuck that.
Yeah, look at him.
Joe, button your way out of this one.
Fuck out of here, real nigga.
No, Sin is right here.
She never left.
Like, nigga, she's not.
No need to be back.
She's right here.
Yeah.
Uh-huh.
I fuck with Sin, man.
Let's shout out Sin Santana.
That's what I'm doing.
That's what I want to shout out this week.
Shit.
Do we have sleeper songs, everyone?
Yeah. I do. Do you guys not? I got one. I want Rory to go first, though. Shit Do we have sleeper songs Everyone Yeah
I do
Do you guys not
I got one
I want Rory to go first though
That's wild
Where's the chord
I always go first
He went first last week
He went first last week
Go first again
Pass me the chord
Oh where's the chord
I think
Pat had it over there
He came in to set it up
It's one of those
Here it is I got it
You got it?
All right.
Oh, man.
What will I play?
This album, whatever it's called, EP, mixtape, by Black.
It's spelled 6-L-A-C-K.
It's starting to grow on me.
Didn't really like it that much the first time, but I'm starting to like it.
This record is free Okay.
My sweet, taking a yelp, babe.
You had a hope on me.
Remember when you heard it first, brand new Blake.
Just call him Blake.
You've been around love, but you've never been in.
It's off that's so really close I guess you're trying to sabotage sleepers already
It's cause you nervous on the ropes
I like this
This shit is hard
I know
I like this
She just need a lot of weed
And a lot of women with this
I like that
What's his name?
Black
But it's spelled
It's spelled 6LACK
6LACK
But it's pronounced black
Have we heard a record from him before?
I don't know
Problems was the first shit I heard from him
A couple months ago
None of y'all never played
One of his sleeper records before?
I talked about him Oh okay I talked about him a couple months ago. None of y'all never played one of his sleeper records before? I talked about him the other week. Oh, okay. Okay, that's what it was.
I talked about him. I didn't play nothing, though.
Oh, okay. I don't know what I'm playing
yet, still.
I'ma play somebody
my man just put me on to.
His name is
One Take Drew from
Alexandria, Virginia.
I think he just put out a project.
I think it's called Ventilation.
Is that the name of it?
Ventilation.
The name of this record is 50-50, and it's by One Take Drew.
One Take Live.
What's up?
What's up, y'all?
Hey, it's been a brick Listen, they asking
What's going on with the tape
You should release one now
Need a hundred percent satisfaction
In my sound, problems of a perfection
It's always at least one doubt
On my mistakes, cause at least runs out
Then it's gone with all the lessons
You would teach oneself
If I wasn't feared before
You should at least run now
Better break, hit his case, enemies pipe down
No friends, too many squares, hard to keep one round
Beat kicking like a Roma from about three floors down
You smell it, in these hills, only one heaven
Can't tell it, I'm out here swearing, surfing, lurking
Trying to be my brethren, and my way they stepping in
Shout out to my nine to fives who get up at 710
This shit'll never end, stay in school, quit church Cause I can't trust a reverend Outro Music We'll be right back. But I'd be damned if I don't shoot until my palms go raw Or my arms fall off or that ball gonna fall
If I got a head for it, man, that crowd gonna roar
In Virginia, they'll love it, underground so far
But still try to stay above it, see my town so sure
But some wish that I would plummet with you
Stay in private, gotta stay in private
It's one take Drew, man.
Song called 50-50 off his ventilation project.
It's 50-50 that he did that shit in one take.
Right, that's a lot of breath control. That that he did that shit in one take. Right.
That's a lot of breath control.
That's a lot of rapping for one take.
I liked it, though. That was dope.
Y'all niggas got to start telling me y'all going
rape
for the Sleeper songs.
That's crazy. How much y'all charging?
Oh, hell no.
Y'all not taking pay over?
Yeah, from RCA.
From RCA So listen
I didn't really have
A sleeper song number one
Cause that check didn't clear
Number two
Number two
This is a little short guy
From Minnesota
Named Prince
You might have heard of him
No you know what
I didn't want to do R&B
Because you just did
Some rap shit
So I wanted to follow
Some rap shit With some rap shit.
Okay.
And so this is a Ross joint, and not that this song is a sleeper, but I think in Ross'
catalog this song is like extremely fucking... No, this is... You might have heard
this song with John Legend.
Oh, man.
I think I've heard this before.
This is one of my favorite songs ever from Rick Ross.
I don't know if this song is talked about.
This album is crazy.
But this song though, because he's got a lot of big singles.
You're going to get us ripped off of SoundCloud that you love playing this shit.
You're going to get us taken down off SoundCloud.
Why?
Popular song.
Ayyy, fuck the niggas.
Wait until they take us down.
Oh, Rory.
Here comes the white guy with all... Sir, we had two bars of shook ones on here, and it got taken down.
Sorry, let me find something that's not well-known.
Sorry.
I like that, but that's why Rory is needed, though.
Why?
You need that.
You need that.
Man, boy, I'm gonna get the fuck out of here. Chill, chill. Take that Why? You need that You need that Man Chill chill
Take that shit off
Cut that shit off
Man
Don't try to cover up
That you don't have a sleeper soul
By playing a fucking
Rick Ross single
Oh Joe
Why don't you play one of your records?
Cause Ian gonna take us down
On SoundCloud
Wait cause Ian's gonna what? Cause Ian's gonna us down On SoundCloud Wait cause Ian's gonna what?
Cause Ian's gonna take us off SoundCloud
Ian and Mark right?
This is a sick record you playing right now
This is
You not playing this record
Dog you not playing Why is. Dog, you not playing.
Why is this on your phone?
This is a sick ass fucking record, man.
It's a hard sleeper.
This is, but this ain't really a sleeper.
This is a classic record.
Wait, what?
Are you kidding me?
This is not a classic record.
I say yes.
Okay, I think the masters say yes.
This is a, this was a big record.
You all got to hit me and tell me if you all agree.
I think this is a very slept on record from that time.
That's a big fucking record, man.
I don't think so.
I don't think most of the people listening to this right now can even tell you who sing this song.
Who sing this song?
What?
What? This back when Maul was breakdancing in his crib
This when he was just Raheem back then, y'all
He was Roger Rabbit and shit.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
That's funny.
Oh, Lord.
What movie was this again?
It could have been any song in the early 90s, man.
I mean, any movie.
It wasn't strictly business, was it?
Nah.
It was one of them.
It was one of them.
Mo Money?
It was one of them.
Tommy Davidson was in it.
Yeah, definitely. Tommy Davidson was in it. Yeah, definitely.
Tommy Davidson was 100% in whatever movie that was.
Yeah, 100%. In the 90s, him and David Allen Gray was in every fucking movie, man.
Anything we forget?
Anything good coming up soon?
Happening?
No?
I can think of.
Oh, wait.
I think that's Juice.
This wasn't Juice.
Don't walk away.
No, it might be Juice.
I think that was Juice.
Might be Juice.
What scene?
I think that was Juice, man.
I mean, we always got Google.
When he with old girl that got the husband?
Did it play around that time?
Exactly.
I think that's when it played.
That's exactly when they played it.
When they was in the bed.
After Q hit Shorty the nurse.
Yeah.
And she was like I gotta go to work
Because Q was real
And didn't care about his karma
Unlike more
People don't talk about that movie
That was a major
Dog
He was a young boy man
People don't talk about juice
Nah niggas don't talk about juice enough man
Like especially that part of juice
That Q was so young
Sleeping with a chick
That was a nurse
He was in high school
Alright
That's a question that needs to be answered
Another question that needs to be answered
That's a big deal man
Is why Tupac had a six shooter
And shot at Q 15 times
Chasing him
We don't know
That's what I really want to know
They're going to say he reloaded at some point
You know what niggas want
Well haters are going to say it's photoshop
Right
That's a fact
We already know what the real deal is
Right
Alright so we're not forgetting anything
Fuck it then
Cool
We out I always hated this part forgetting anything. All right. Fuck it then. Cool.
We out.
I always hated this part.
If this doesn't get taken off sound.
Oh, here comes
fucking
Worry Rory.
That was mad corny.
Here comes
Worry Rory.
Wait.
Worry Rory
is the craziest
fucking name
ever.
Here comes Worry Rory, Rory is the craziest fucking name ever. Here comes Rory.
Rory, Rory.
Here comes Worried.
Yo, that's a crazy.
Joe, that's a classic, man.
That's funny.
Rory, Rory over here.
Rory, Rory is a funny name, man.
Square up outside.
Put the fucking podcast up.
Nobody asked you to be worried about the clauses and ramifications.
Fucking ramification, man.
Ramifications for calling Sin a bitch.
Ramification, derailed.
I don't like these words you're using today, Joe.
First of all, don't call my baby that, boy.
We didn't call her anything.
Derailed?
Who called her that?
Ramification?
Baby, come give me a kiss.
They think we beefing.
Come here, boy.
Nah, Sin. Don't let that nigga. Nah, Sin. You called her that. Baby, come give me a kiss. They think we beefing. Come here, baby. Nah, I'm saying don't let that nigga.
Nah, I'm saying.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
I can't get a kiss?
No, baby.
Uh-huh.
That's funny.
Yeah, you're going to cry in the car.
All right.
Oh, yeah.
But before we go, don't forget, if you are on the Grand Concourse,
Fuquan's got some bean pies for sale
Yo, Maul definitely got the Christmas bean pie
Man, get the fuck out of here, nigga
Raheem definitely did
If you in the Bronx
You know how Patty got the pies
Who is Fuquan, though?
You
No, nigga Yes, you are Wait, what Patty LaBelle got? She got the pies. Who is Fuquan, though? You. No, niggas.
Yes, you are.
Wait, what Patty LaBelle got?
She got the pies and some shit, right?
Yeah.
Oh, wait.
Oh, man.
Shout out to, who was it?
Gladys Knight or one of them that had the chicken and waffle spot that the kid was running
drugs out of.
So now she had to take her name off of the waffle.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
Till next week, y'all.
One.