The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 92
Episode Date: December 14, 2016Joe and Rory sit down to discuss Kanye/Trump, J. Cole's album, Joe's recent run in with DJ Envy, and more! Please send prayers and donation to the Oakland Fire Fund for the Twin Daughters of Alex Ghas...san -- > https://www.youcaring.com/alexfrantzghassan-709493 Sleeper Picks Of The Week: Rory: Gallant "Skipping Stones" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GkH7qG8HO0 Joe: Tank "All About You" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6v8SqBygc2s
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All right, we are building a castle in the sky.
How do you build a castle in the sky?
Well, if I were your gay lover, I would explain it to you.
However, since I am not, I will not give you pointers to go and give to your gay lover.
Now, I will name this podcast later, episode 92.
Something like that.
Or three.
One of the other.
Matters none.
I'm your host, Joe Budden.
Across from me is Rory Lanes.
Maul is not here because he is on the Knicks road trip.
I don't know why he's on the Knicks road trip I don't know why He's on the Knicks road trip
Can you
State correctly
The third place
In the Eastern Conference
New York Knicks
Yeah
Yeah
Type it up for my Knicks man
Friends of the show
Yeah
Third place
Third place
Fucking show
Not tied for third
May I add
Standing alone in third place
Their third
I don't know if
They're gonna stay third
Alright listen
At the time This podcast was recorded They are in third place Third, I don't know if they're going to stay third. All right, listen.
At the time this podcast was recorded, they are in third place at 14-10,
which isn't saying much about the Eastern Conference,
but I'll take it as a suffering Knicks fan.
Now, as a New York fan, it's a great weekend to be a New York sports fan because the Giants did exactly what I thought they would do.
And what I mean is they went to Pittsburgh and sleptwalked through the entire game and got their ass kicked,
all in preparation to tear Dallas' ass up.
And that's what happened.
I knew that was going to happen.
I don't think you were alone.
I had a bunch of Cowboys fans in my house.
They were talking shit all day long.
They were calling my phone all day.
Yo, were you watching the game?
Because I want to watch it around nothing but Giants fans.
Then they was talking shit, betting money, betting money.
Niggas get hit.
They see that 10-1, 11-1, whatever them niggas was.
And they was real hype, boy.
But you can't spell elite without Eli.
And you can't spell Dallas without two Ls.
That was corny of you.
But are there any more annoying fans than Dallas fans in the world?
No.
No, that was the realization I came to this week,
and Dallas Cowboy fans miraculously are even more annoying than Patriot fans
and Red Sox fans, Boston fans as a whole, which is pretty crazy for me to be a Giant
and a Yankees fan and feel that way.
But, yeah, sorry, man.
New Miami Heat fans when Bronwyn over there was kind of annoying.
Haven't seen any Miami Heat fans, but I don't want to start with sports.
No, they're in Cleveland.
We'll slow down on sports
How was your week?
My week was good
Did Soulja Boy kill you yet?
Apparently not, because you're still here
No, I've been ducking
Hired security, but I think I'm going to be okay
Alright, good, I'm glad to hear that
Now, the big news today is Kanye West, he power walked into the Trump Towers, a.k.a. New York White House.
He power walked in, dodged, managed to not answer any questions from paparazzi or reporters or interviewers.
Any questions from paparazzi or reporters or interviewers, he totally ignored them.
And then miraculously came down hours later with Trump.
Well, not hours later, but actually it was 20 minutes later or something like that.
He came down with Trump, slow walked right to the cameras to do nothing.
To sit there and wait and say, I just wanted to take a picture.
So how are we feeling about this?
I've been busy with real life stuff, so I haven't been online to see the fake outrage about this.
But was there fake outrage?
There was, right?
A significant amount of fake outrage.
Of course, because social media today
loves nothing more than to have fake outrage
every morning about some shit and totally forget about it the next day.
So what were the quotes?
What was the sentiment?
Well, it was the same sentiment from when he said on stage that I would have voted for Trump had I voted.
And it seems like a lot of Kanye fans are like battered ex-girlfriends that like I'm done with him.
It's over.
And then like a week later, I'm done with him. It's over. How many times are we going to be done with him it's over and then like a week later i'm done with him it's
over how many times are we going to be done with kanye west oh so that's what they were that's what
they were saying we're done with him again all right we're not we're not really you're not really
done with him you're not going to be done with him i would like to delve into what is kanye's
obsession with trump well i mean it was weird because everyone gave Kanye well he's mentally sick he just checked
into the hospital so we're gonna maybe let this Trump wait let's time out there and we're gonna
touch more on this later but you know when I'm driving and I get off on the Deegan at the Fordham
exit sometimes I see a guy that wants to clean my windshield and he wants money, but sometimes
he's dressed too nice
for me to give him money. I say that to say
Kanye looked a little, his
skin was shining. He got a
new hair, new hair, new him.
He didn't look all
sick. He didn't look like he was fresh
out of UCLA's medical
rehabilitation center. That's
not how he looked. I think he's going to Chris Brown blueprint.
Chris dyed his hair blonde, and we kind of forgot about him beating the shit out of Rihanna.
Is there something about blonde hair that makes us go, you know, maybe it's okay?
I hate all the young fuckboy haircuts.
I hate them.
It's like a young fuckboy haircut.
I just asked my kid today
who looked like he rolled over, got out the bed
and that was his haircut.
I said, do you need a haircut or is that like
the trend? And that's the trend
between 15 and 21
year olds. They're just doing wild
fuck shit. You know who I think started it? I'm probably gonna be wrong
and they're gonna kill me. I think Wiz
had the first young people
fucking haircut that I hated. Which was like the blonde dye in the top of your fucking shape up okay i think that was the
first one is whiz responsible for the dye the dye patch i i could be wrong but that's the first time
i saw it i'm sure there's i never looked but i never looked i never looked at whiz and said
all right
he looks like a real fucking cornball no i didn't say he did but some of these other gentlemen yeah
my kid looks like a cornball um kanye looks a little nuts with a fucking it just looks crazy
to me but anyway yeah but when i wore fucking triple xl t-shirts my father said i look like
a fucking nut so i guess stop the circle of life that is a false
that is not a equal parallel at all everybody at some point was wearing triple x t-shirts
i'm saying that trend of wearing extremely baggy shit our parents don't compare don't compare just
because you did it doesn't mean it's inexcusable no i'm just saying like we wore baggy jeans
when our and we sagged
them when our parents told us not to.
Why are you sagging? Why are you wearing jeans so big?
Like, all that's the style.
So blonde hair is the style. I know you think
otherwise, but I think if Joe Budden was
17 years old, Joe Budden might have an
Odell Beckham haircut.
First of all, when I was
that age, I was experimenting with
my hair. I was doing some different things with my hair. Experimenting sounds kind of gay, but I'll let you roll that age, I was experimenting with my hair.
I was doing some different things with my hair.
Experimenting sounds kind of gay, but I'll let you roll. Well, I was doing different things with my hair.
I had...
That sounds very straight.
Whatever.
I like women.
What do you want me to say right now?
Anyway, back to Kanye, right?
So he takes this photo op, which from why?
We don't know.
Well, he went to Twitter, which that's what I was pulling up.
He tweeted about it and tried to explain himself this is if he didn't delete it already this is all very very uh this is growing to be rather annoying and i'm not sure why exactly i'm
not sure what about this is growing to be so annoying i guess our our obsession with shit that
is just none of our business no i can't say that this is everyone's business i can't say that
well let's let's put some context to what why he went there he tweeted five hours ago i wanted to
meet with trump today to discuss multicultural issues these issues include bullying supporting
teachers modernization and violence in chicago i feel it's important to have a direct line of multicultural issues. These issues include bullying, supporting teachers,
modernization,
and violence in Chicago.
I feel it's important to have a direct line
of communication
to our future president
if we truly want to change.
Hashtag 2024.
All right.
That's true.
So here we are
to our same argument
and topic from last week
with Charlemagne
and the girl.
This is just this is apparently an acceptable response and rebuttal to we should have open dialogue and discourse with people that we're disagreeable with.
See, that's where these two things do not meet with Kanye and Charlemagne, because Kanye West went on stage and said, I would have voted for Trump.
To me, I'm voting for Trump means I agree with at least a majority of the things this gentleman has to say and is going to do.
All right. So you can't do the open dialogue thing like, all right, he's here now.
So let's try to figure this thing out together. It's not that he said he would vote for him anyways.
These are two totally different things.
He did say that.
He said it in the middle of what is deemed a mental breakdown.
So are we sticking him to that?
I just don't think a mentally sane person would have a mental breakdown.
The last thing we heard was I'm voting for Trump. And then the first thing you do is fly to New York. a mentally sane person would have a mental breakdown, go to the,
the last thing we heard was I'm voting for Trump.
And then the first thing you do is fly to New York,
walk in there.
Don't say shit.
Then when asked,
you just go,
I just wanted to come here for a picture.
Does that sound mentally sane?
I'm a bit, I'm a bit through with some of these egotistical acts,
some of the attention seeking. I'm a bit through with some of these egotistical acts, some of the attention-seeking.
I'm done with celebrities exploiting their own celebrity.
I would delve further into this
if I didn't always want and need a Pusha T verse.
Like, I would have much more to say about Kanye
and his recent behavior and antics
and just...
It's dialogue.
I don't think Pusha
is going to get upset.
Shit.
Fuck you.
Well, you had a lot
to say about Drake.
Well, I'm telling you,
you got niggas that,
you know,
they ride for their dude.
As they should.
I told you,
remember,
I got into it with Wayne, with Lil Wayne,
over comments that low-key got me in trouble with
when we was talking about Gutter Gutter and him,
and him and I had to have that conversation, right?
There was somebody else.
Oh, Ab Soul's album, whose album just came out.
Ab Soul was on Rap Radar's podcast talking about how, yeah,
he's going to diss
Jay Electronica
for that shit
that he said about Kendrick.
So, I mean,
people ride for what they ride for.
But I need a Kendrick verse,
so I'm not getting into...
You mean a pusher verse?
Or you want to?
I mean, I'm not...
No, no, I meant pusher, pusher, pusher.
Oh, okay.
I meant pusher.
Oh, no, what's up with Kendrick, man?
So let's just skip past Kanye
meeting with Trump.
What's up with Kendrick? No, no, no, no, no, no. No let's just skip past Kanye. No, no, no. What's up with Kendrick?
No, no, no, no, no.
No, we're not doing that.
Wait, so you only diss Drake so you get a push averse.
That's crazy that this is all coming from a circle.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
But, well, we have to say that for the idiots out there.
But, yeah, I'm just through with the attention-seeking antics.
I mean, with the...
Well, not attention-seeking.
Let me not say
that because we all attention seek everyone attention seeks in some form or uh some form
or another celebrities exploiting their own celebrity and what i mean by that is the celebrities
that call the paparazzi on themselves but they're celebrities the celebrities that purposely go where the paparazzi is to manipulate
the yeah i just said but it works america has this obsession with just real stupid shit
and now it seems that everywhere that we look and turn to here there's a there's a very strong indicator an example of that i.e president
elect trump i.e the kardashians being uh the uh as powerful of a family as they are there's just at
every turn there's a sign i saw i saw something that denzel put out yesterday it was a meme that
was going around i mean not a meme but a clip but a clip. Denzel's great, man.
It was phenomenal what he said.
Super simple to the point.
I could probably pull it up.
It's in my favorites.
Find it.
I loved when he said, if you don't read the news,
if you don't look at the news, you're uninformed.
If you look at the news, you're misinformed.
I got it right here.
Do we have the aux cord?
That might be the aux cord there.
Okay, and we have audio.
Denzel, friend of the show, this is the clip that we were talking about.
No, I voted.
No, what'd they say?
I switched, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What do you make of all the fake news?
If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed.
If you do read it, you're misinformed.
So what do you do?
That's a great question.
What is the long-term effect of too much information?
One of the effects is the need to be first, not even to be true anymore.
So what a responsibility you all have to tell the truth, not just to be first, but to tell the truth.
We live in a society now where it's just first.
Who cares?
Get it out there.
We don't care who it hurts.
We don't care who we destroy.
We don't care if it's true.
Just say it.
Sell it.
Anything you practice, you'll get good at, including BS.
Wise words from a decent man. Wise words from a decent man.
Wise words from a decent man.
That's a great guy.
But with that said, back to the theory of the Kardashians and Kanye,
this will pass.
People will get over it, and the next thing will come.
But we kept him in the news, and he's remained relevant.
Just give me the music, dog.
I just want the music.
remain relevant.
Just give me the music, dog.
I just want the music.
I seem to be one of the last people left that really only cares about the music.
I don't care about these antics.
I don't care about who you're marrying.
I don't care about who you're fucking.
I don't care about how you dress.
I don't care about any of that shit.
And before I begin to sound like
the old guy in high school,
I'm just going to shut up.
Well, no, but you have to look back though at at history kanye always comes with antics you may just want the music but name any from college dropout to uh the life of pablo
has every single album not had antics it's not like this is something oh i just want to go back
to when kanye was just about the music he never was i don't care he always had antics? It's not like this is something, oh, I just want to go back to when Kanye was just about
the music.
He never was.
I don't care.
He always had antics.
I don't care that this is not-
They come hand in hand.
I don't care that this is not new behavior from him.
This is new emotion from me regarding the old behavior from him.
Maybe I wasn't tired of it then.
I'm a little sick of it now.
To me, I'm not sick of the behavior.
I'm sick of the decisions in the behavior.
Get help.
That's it.
Get help.
If you need help, get help.
I'm tired of the fucking celebrities running the rehab and using mental illness as a scapegoat because you hit send.
Like, I'm tired of it all.
There's definitely an Obamacare joke with kanye in the hospital and then meeting trump
shortly after there's a joke somewhere in there there's someone smarter has to find it though
i'm not gonna make it uh oh speaking of uh people doing things right before their album
did drake pushing his album back that's a that's a behavior every time he has a project coming
oh well i mean i thought it was it was cheap but it was genius by ovo let's keep drake
relevant in the fourth quarter with all that is coming.
And then the moment all those records come, let's just push it to January.
It was the plan all along.
It was great.
That's fucked up.
OVO fans that still listen, if you do still listen, that was not hate.
I actually think that was a great idea.
Of course they still listen.
Some of the OVO fans know that we were not hating.
And since we won't stay on that, let's go to someone else smart who had a big week cold.
J. Cole.
J. Cole.
Jermaine motherfucking Cole, baby.
Now, before we start this, I really hate, see, a lot of y'all have been tweeting me, right?
And you've been dying for me to give A review on For your eyes only
Which is the new
Cold Project
I feel a little way about it
I do
Yep
I feel a little way
And just as I tweeted
I feel a way
About you niggas
Wanting reviews from me
And then not agreeing
With the fucking review
I think y'all just wanna see me
Get in trouble for some shit.
I do.
And they do, too.
Yeah, I'm part of that squad.
So I have a trick for all you niggas.
I got a trick for Rory.
Guess who didn't hear Jermaine Cole's album For Your Eyes Only.
Now, wait, I have a rule.
I don't listen to albums as soon as they come out.
However, when it's a prime time release
From a gentleman I enjoy
I normally bypass that rule
I ain't listen to fucking cold shit
I don't have a review
I don't know what the beats sound like
I don't know who he was talking to
I don't know nothing about nothing
There
So now, what that
does is allow two things to happen.
One, it allows
me to tell you guys
about all I've heard about
the album without
being held accountable for it because I didn't say it.
It's just what I heard.
What did you hear? It was trash.
That was one, but I didn't hear it.
So I don't know., so I don't know.
See, I don't confirm.
Twitter's biased because Twitter loves to say J. Cole is trash because they think it gets them retweets.
Well, slow down.
We got to be careful about who and where we get our opinions from.
You have people who just think Cole is trash
and his music puts you to sleep.
I'm not one of those people.
I do want to dead the uncreative and unfunny people that just continue to make, oh, you're
sleepy, you must be listening to J. Cole jokes.
Yeah.
Because they're corny.
They're not funny anymore.
They were funny for like a week four years ago.
You're not funny anymore.
You're uncreative and think you get a retweet.
And outside of that, if you're falling asleep during a song, my nigga, then go to the doctor.
Like, is it just a joke or are you guys really getting tired when you're listening to Cole?
I don't get it.
But anyway, so I have not heard the album number one.
Number two, what that does is it makes Rory.
Now I have to get in trouble?
Michael fucking Roars, Rory Lanez.
Yeah, because what Rory and Maul and everybody always likes to do, they like for me to just jump out on the ledge by myself with an opinion that they too share.
That's not true.
Y'all always share the fucking opinion.
I just take all the heat for it, which is fine, by the way.
I'm okay with that.
So, have you heard the album?
I defended you a lot after that Drake shit and got a lot of shit for it.
Yeah, but it was my words that were on trial, not yours.
Not once on this podcast do your words get put on the stand.
So, listen.
Rest in peace, Gregory Hines.
Stop with the tap dancing here.
Have you heard J. Cole's album?
I have.
So finally, for once in the life of this podcast,
the short life here,
can we get a Rory expert analysis?
An expert analysis.
Breakdown of the Cole album.
Tell us. People depend on our podcast. analysis breakdown of the Cole album.
Tell us.
People depend on our podcast for groundbreaking shit.
Well, not to get their opinions, but I mean to hear our opinions.
People listen because they want to hear our opinions.
What do you think of this album?
Cole is a friend of the show.
Friend of the show indeed, yes.
Cole is extremely talented.
Oh, he's setting us up here.
Oh, man.
When you start out good, you're ready to end bad.
All right, I'll skip the tap dancing of how much I do actually really like J. Cole.
Did you watch the documentary at least?
No.
All right, one more. I have not seen or heard shit i don't know shit well let me give
you the backstory of the documentary was about 45 minutes long a majority of it cole was not even
really in it was studio sessions with elite his engineer all these beautiful instruments and beautiful voices just focused on how we're
going to put this music together.
No lyrics.
There was the fucking false prophet shit in the other verse that were mixed in there,
but that's all we got from lyrics wise.
This shit was solely based on look at this melodic, beautiful fucking music we're creating
in this studio now.
Okay.
I like it.
music we're creating in this studio now.
Okay.
I like it.
I was sitting here very, very excited because I think I share with a lot of people that Cole, that little small factor he's been missing is the amazing production behind.
I think Forest Hills was his best produced album.
All right.
So I had high hopes.
What's J. Cole's best album?
My opinion is Forest Hills.
I think a lot of people would say that if we're not counting the mixtapes.
Yeah.
Because Warm Up and Friday Night Lights were phenomenal.
But those were over a lot of Dilla and Kanye beats.
His first album is Born Sinner?
No, it was...
He's sitting in the locker room.
What's the fucking name of it?
Who the fuck put out Born Sinner?
He did.
That's his second album and Forest Hills
is his
third album
and this is his
fourth
fourth
I don't think we're missing one there
alright
alright I'm following
I think the first
the sideline story
was the first joint
a seat on the bench
if you will
whatever
Forest Hills
Forest Hills
is Cole's best project
by a lot of
I think a lot of people being by a lot of people.
So with that being so great.
The documentary, he's letting us hear beats that are going to be featured on his project.
Well, the making of. It's not full beats, but it's a lot of live instruments.
Does it sound nice?
Sounds very nice.
All right, beautiful.
And then in between there, we get False Prophets, which I think we all liked and thought Cole was really spitting on that.
I liked it.
He was.
So you mix in all these live instruments,
and the only focus being creating these beats.
You hear some great lyrics, and then you press play on the album.
I didn't hear not one fucking riff or violin or key
from that fucking documentary on that album.
The old bait and switch.
We tricked you guys.
Well, no.
A lot of times, well, were we expecting to hear that?
The music from the documentary?
Well, yeah.
Don't do that weird fucking reverse.
I don't know.
If the documentary is called
All Eyes for Your Eyes Only,
and the album is called that,
and it's the making of the album,
I would imagine you would think
the album would be that.
But for visual, a lot of times,
you just want to use a dope music bed,
is my point.
Not necessarily shit that you're planning.
I'm not talking about music beds. I'm talking about
filming live instruments
like the woman that played the violin.
Like, alright, let's use that.
Alright, play that back.
Oh, so that has to be there somewhere.
I'm sure it is. But
how great and how much I thought it was
focused on production,
it was not there. Was Cole spitting his ass off?
For sure.
It sounds like you're still.
What?
What is your laugh?
I want you to be a man for a change.
When am I not a man?
What is this complex review you're giving me here?
Cole can spit.
You want the Twitter one.
You want the fire trash.
That's being a man?
No.
It's amazing or it's whack. That's being a man? No. It's amazing or it's whack?
That's being a man now?
No.
All right, so shut up.
I want you to walk into your barbershop and tell me about Cole's album.
That's what I want you to do.
I would have said the same thing.
What the fuck barbershop do you go to then?
You're going to walk in there and say, listen, on the documentary.
On Monticello.
He gave us so much beautiful instrumentation
that when I received the album.
Why are you speaking like Trey right now?
Because that's what I hear when you're saying that when I received the album
and I didn't hear those sounds.
I mean, for me, Cole's a great spitter, but the music just didn't back it up.
That's what you're going in the barbershop and saying.
Really?
Come on.
This is my point.
Be a fucking man.
What is it? On a scale of man and say, what is it?
On a scale of one to ten, what is it?
Man up.
Is it trash?
If it's trash, say it's trash, nigga.
I do not like the album, which I was getting to before you fucking interrupted me.
Damn it.
Cole was spitting on it.
I can't say that Cole was spitting on it.
I can't mention that.
I mean, yes, you can, Roy.
I hate when people Even say that about me
And my albums
Like every time
I put an album out
Niggas is like
That boy rapping
So
Like no shit
You ask me about the album
I'm a high level MC
Of course I'm fucking rapping
J. Cole is a high level MC
Of course he's rapping
I feel that
That should be
Like not even said
That he's rapping
I disagree
But okay
Cole has not missed a beat With's rapping. I disagree, but okay.
Cole has not missed a beat with his rapping.
He's on his fourth album.
You're on your fucking 15th.
It's a little different.
You've been around a long time. We know you will consistently rap.
I'm just saying for niggas that have never showed their pen to fall off at all.
And I'm telling you it didn't.
That's all I'm suggesting.
You just wanted Joe Bud in the situation and make it more than what it really was.
No, if he's a great rapper, then I expect that on the album.
I don't want to hear about that.
I want to hear about the other stuff.
I want to hear about the beats.
I want to hear about the hooks.
I want to hear about his arrangement.
Anytime you tell me, you know what the difference is?
Anytime a Kanye album comes out, me and you, you and I both are in awe at some of the things
that may not get spoken about in a barbershop, like arrangement.
So now when we're talking about coal, you're just,
oh, was it just trash or good and that's it?
No.
Tell me about it.
I haven't heard it.
But you just did the opposite and said be a man
and tell me if it's trash or not.
Which do you want, Joe?
All right.
So Rory's.
Yeah, skip it.
Anyways.
No.
I was not impressed by the production or the arrangement on it.
I had high hopes watching that documentary that this was going to be a very musical album mixed in with his rapping abilities.
Of course, the Super J. Cole fans have the great theory that he's spitting as somebody else.
And on the last song, this is the only verse that he's J. Cole.
There's a whole theme to this album that apparently is very very deep which i understand but if it's not enjoyable to listen to
i'm not interested do you think it's not enjoyable to listen to yeah i saw the little uh paragraph
going around and i read it uh i will say i read it the last song on the album is phenomenal. What's the name of it?
For Your Eyes Only.
Okay.
That's the same as the album, I believe.
I saw the thing going around where it says him and his friend lived two different lives
and his friend died.
And even though they're two different people, they really lived the same life.
So now he got to hold it down for his daughter who's not here.
So the C is for her eyes only.
But y'all get to see and hear it too.
So it's not just for her.
It's not just for her.
What a snitch.
Yo, and I want to hear Cole say that.
I want to hear if that's what's happening,
if that's the scheme on the album,
if that's the metaphor,
I want to hear Cole own up to it so I can then comment.
I can't comment the way I want to about what the fans are saying Cole is doing.
I have to go hear the album myself.
But when I read that, I was like, that's cute.
No, it's certainly there, and it's probably true,
but he focused all on that theme and not on what was behind that theme aka the music
well he's projected to sell a bunch of records i also don't i liked uh i also love the no
fucking platinum no features joke but this one could have used some features like i don't need
j cole to sing every fucking hook and i don't even mind his singing i like j cole singing
sometimes i don't mind it but dog there. I like J. Cole's singing sometimes.
I don't mind it, but dog, there was hooks on there
that you could have just got a nice little feature.
Why didn't J. Cole go get features?
I think he should have done the opposite there
and just got mad features.
Made that shit a Khaled album.
But here, who is my opinion?
Because I play every instrument in the world
and I've arranged Mad albums before
So everything I say
Is concrete here
I like the fact that
Cole don't fuck with niggas
That's dope
I kinda do
Cole reminds me of me
In a lot of ways
Not musically
Or even a little bit of that
Just for another time
Anyway
So we were talking about
How
We were talking about Migos last when so we were talking about how uh we were talking about amigos last week
yeah we were and as soon as we finished quavo is putting out a joint project with travis scott
this is his uh b day this is q day listen bro i don't know what the kids are into nowadays i'm
just telling you this is dangerously on Cody. This is dangerously in love.
What I'm reading in the streets.
Are you going to go get that project?
Probably not.
I love Travis Scott.
You love Travis Scott.
Whatever is funny.
Whoa.
He loves Travis Scott.
What a perv.
Yo, Beakley, I told Rory that I was coming in here today to be a complete goofball for about 45 minutes,
and I was checking the fuck out of here, but I'm not going to do that.
I thought that we would have a lot more people here, and I really wanted to get in depth about loving hip-hop,
but I'm aware that a lot of y'all don't give a fuck about it, so I won't
spend too much time on it, but boy are you missing some classic fucking television.
I don't care how woke you are.
I don't care how conscious you are.
You need that 60 minutes out of your week to just laugh at complete and utter buffoonery.
Let me tell you something.
It is so much enjoyment that happens on that show that you can laugh at.
When I learned that the show was a two-hour special.
So I thought I missed a week because I tuned in at the time that I usually tune in,
and then it kept going, and I was like, oh, I guess I missed last week,
and it starts at 9 now.
No, two-hour special. Wait, so did you catch both? Yeah, but I thought I guess I missed last week and it starts at 9 now nah two hours special
wait so did you catch both?
but I thought I had missed the last one
there's so much going on
I don't know where
to begin
I laughed
at Rich's daughter
telling the girl
that she was dressed like a slut
I laughed at you telling your girlfriend telling the girl that she was dressed like a slut.
I laughed at you telling your girlfriend, Sky,
that she's been passed around
the league like a basketball.
A page out of your book.
Which is a good Joe Budden bar,
but damn,
you got to say that in a song.
That's what it is.
That shit,
when he said that shit,
it just came off rather harsh.
And I said, damn, how do you say something like that?
Then I remember, well, I kind of said that.
Just a quick sidebar.
Rappers, you do have that luxury.
There's so many things you can say that I could never just say.
Yes.
You have to be able to rhyme it.
But why?
Because who doesn't appreciate a good rhyme?
Yeah, but what if I threw a beat on in the car
when I'm talking to Shorty
and then rap it to her? That's not gonna work.
No, but this is even before
throwing a beat on was an option.
We've loved rhymes since Dr. Seuss.
So,
a good rhyme? Yeah. If he would've
rhymed that shit, cool.
I'm always amazed that these bitches
stick around.
Cardi, the producer, and the producer's girlfriend.
There's got to be another episode.
They can't just not stick around.
Where the hell is Sisqo to fix all of this?
Him and Peter Gunz.
Sisqo is the voice of reason.
Rory's trying to sign to Gwinnon.
Come on, I'm trying to keep the rap.
Lil B is a homewrecker.
What the hell is happening?
We got to get one of them on this podcast.
I hope you were as thrown back as I was when there was two first ladies of the Gwinnon team.
Yo, that was the greatest.
Oh, my God.
Yo, I love self.
Self is great.
Self, if you're listening to this, I need you on this podcast to explain to me the Gwinnon infrastructure.
And are you hiring interns?
Because I'd be happy to join the Gwinnon team.
Rory needs to intern for this podcast.
Fuck.
What else?
I feel like something really big aired.
Or have I just been glued to sports?
I don't think anything aired I've been watching
What's the chick from The King of Queens?
I have no idea
The wife from King of Queens
I forgot her name
The only wife I know is the wife
The fine girl from Modern Family
Okay
Well she does this show now
she used to be
a Scientologist
so now she's doing
how come everybody
used to be a Scientologist
that's how you made it
in Hollywood
alright
duh
that's why you're not
on Law and Order
because you're a Catholic
am I Catholic
I don't know
just roll with it
alright
she does this series now
where she exposed
because she left Scientology
she does this
it's like 8 parts
I think they're on episode 3 it might air tonight you shouldn't be allowed to leave Scientology she does this it's like eight parts I think they're on episode three
it might air tonight
you shouldn't be allowed
to leave Scientology
she'd be like the bloods
and crips
well no that's the thing
like they're gonna try
to murk her
because she's doing all this
well what's she doing
she's exposing it
and like getting all these
other people that left Scientology
to talk about how it's like
ruined their lives
and their families
and all that shit
it's interesting
I'm into it
how did Scientology ruin your life you gotta watch the series and their families and all that shit. It's interesting. I'm into it.
How did Scientology ruin your life?
You got to watch the series.
What do you think about the fucking,
you know,
another series that they told me to watch is The Fall.
Have you ever heard of that?
No, I don't think I've heard of it.
What's it about?
How do I know?
I never saw it.
Oh, I thought you had the synopsis at least.
No, no, no.
Like a pediatrist.
No, I'm getting off it.
I just wanted to say that
people told me to watch it
So that the listeners
Could be like
So if the listeners have seen it
Or they're watching
They can tell me if it's good or not
Oh I have some more
Be a man
Review beef
Alright
This one pains me too
Alright
If you've been listening to this podcast
Or been around me
For the past few months
I have been the biggest Lloyd True supporter, I think, in the tri-state area.
Good old Lloyd.
I've always liked Lloyd.
I think most people would agree that they liked Lloyd.
Lloyd took a little hiatus.
Lloyd then came back, put out this single called True, which explains everything.
Didn't do the typical comeback.
Who's hot right now?
Let me go get a 2 Chainz verse.
Let me just do that.
What's the sound?
Mustard got beats now.
Let me go get a mustard beat.
Put out this really, really, really nice.
Organic, honest.
It felt great.
I was really happy.
Felt like Lloyd.
We're happy to hear from Lloyd.
Friend of the show, Lloyd.
Lloyd is definitely a friend of the show.
And then I get the inbox full of all the albums, Dream, Cold, Lloyd, Abso, everybody on that day that that day was.
All right.
I click Lloyd first.
And who do I see as the fucking features?
Rick Ross, Lil Wayne, 2 Chainz.
2 Chainz, yeah.
Lloyd has an EP out. If you don't have it,
make sure you go out and purchase it.
All of the Lloyd fans.
No, it's on iTunes. He's selling it
for $5.99.
I bought mine. Didn't get
an email with all the new
releases that day.
Oh, I didn't download it. I bought
Ab-Soul shit. Soul shit Ab Soul might have
The best project
Out of all the projects
I like The Dream
I like Dreams a lot
A little tired of Dream
Why are you tired of Dream?
I haven't been getting
The Dream that
I fell in love with
I feel like
To me
There's a stranger
In my
In my speakers
When The Dream is playing
He might have got The worst of that Christina Milian breakup.
I don't know.
The music ain't really been the same.
She's been all over in colorful dresses.
He was subbing her on this last show, so he still ain't over it.
She's been at Laker games looking great.
I don't know.
Well, we got 1977 out of it, so we won.
That's a great project.
That's probably his last great project.
That is the last great dream project, 1977.
And for someone who's such a dream fan...
I don't mind this last one.
I mean, it's just cool.
It's just cool.
It's just cool.
I don't think Dream is one of the people
that I want just cool from.
And be clear, I know I hate everything.
That's definitely on record.
So listen, so I was wrong. And I want to ask you about the Go Amazon store shit.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But I was wrong.
On the MTV Hottest MCs list, YG is number nine.
Okay.
Released today.
Oh, it was released today.
Yeah.
Oh, so we can talk about it.
So 21 Savage is number 10.
YG is number nine.
Rory does not feel that YG should be. Let's
backtrack quickly before we get to YG.
The options, I watched it.
It was Young M.A.,
Gucci, 21 Savage,
obviously. Who was the fourth? I don't fucking
know. Was it
Desiigner? It was Uzi
or Vert or Yahtzee.
Same person. Or Yahtzee. Somebody.
I don't know. one of the younger.
What do you want me to do, man?
And who ended up winning that one?
21 Savage.
21 Savage won.
So Gucci can't be on that list, period.
We're talking about the MTV Hottest MCs list
that's going to air on MTV2 this Friday, the 16th.
So no.
That's a stupid call by MTV, by the way.
I don't think they know the power of the,
because they selected those people very, very well.
I think the selections of that roundtable
was probably the best it's been in the last 10 years.
Okay.
Why slot that on a Friday night on MTV2?
Do they have no faith in that?
Well, isn't that where it is normally slotted?
It's a Charlemagne thing.
Charlemagne's executive producing, so I would assume Charlemagne, him and...
I think that's far better than a Friday night spot.
I think you put that on a weekday when people are on their timelines and want to talk about it.
And watch it together.
I don't know.
Just my opinion, because I think...
Did Charlemagne handpick all those people
I have no idea
I have no idea
Speaking of Charlamagne
So I bumped into
Envy
At
Hey
At the barber
Oh man
Did we have it out
Oh man
You didn't even tell me about this
Now I'm excited
I know
I'm hearing this for the first time
On live on the podcast
That's what I'm saying
I totally forgot about it
So listen
I'm sitting here
Getting my fucking haircut with Jose.
And Jose, out of nowhere, he says, are you cool with Envy?
And I'm like, oh, yeah, to my knowledge, yeah.
He's on the way.
Didn't even say that.
I can see Jose doing that shit.
Jose's bum ass did not even say, well, on the way he just asked that i answered it and
that was the end until 10 minutes later who comes strolling in there on the phone so i hear a voice
it's dj envy who strolls right on over to jose cutting my hair says hello to him mind you for
the listeners it's in a basement
and there's not
really many
it's not a barbershop
yeah
he comes over
he daps Jose up
immediately turns away
and walks away
to continue his phone call
and to reiterate
to the listeners
you can't go anywhere
if there's people in there
you have to acknowledge them
it's a basement
so I thought to myself
mmm
wow it's about to get juicy because you know me.
Who am I to?
Hey, for y'all that don't know me.
Jesus Christ.
All right.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with me personally,
which is all of you,
let me tell you a little bit about me.
I love confrontation.
I love awkward, uncomfortable situations. I love to make
things uncomfortable. I love to make people uncomfortable. I get a kick out of all of that
shit. I love arguing. I love debating. Anything that can get my little mental wheels turning.
So when Envy didn't say hello to me, boy, was I excited.
I said, oh, man, I get to get up from this barber chair and then stay an hour.
For real.
Because he clearly don't want to talk to me.
But where can you go while you're getting a haircut?
So I'm going to sit here and talk to him.
Yeah.
In Jose's basement at that.
So I got up.
Envy sat down. I said, Duke, you want you want to talk he said ain't nothing to talk about Envy with the clap yeah it was heavy it was intense in there oh man he said ain't nothing to
talk about I said okay okay now mind you before I like it now mind you before Envy and I started
talking I bet Jose bet me that I would end up apologizing to Envy.
Envy usually means well.
And then I said to Jose, I said, well, if I am wrong, I will indeed apologize because that's what you should do as an adult.
I mean, the break point there is Envy is a really nice guy and you are not.
And stop, man.
You stole my, that's where my story ends.
There.
Because I went into
this conversation
with Envy
very ready for combat.
Well, I like his little
buck back.
We ain't got shit
to talk about Duke.
I'm not mad at that, Envy.
I like the little
Queensville shit
you bring back.
I like it.
So he clapped back at me
and then, you know,
whatever,
a conversation started.
A little light skin
on light skin. And he said, you know, he started with, you know, he'sapped back at me, and then, you know, whatever. A conversation started. A little light skin on light skin.
And he said.
I'm intrigued.
You know, he started with, you know, he's beginning to tell me some things that I have done that made him feel a way.
With our existing history.
Because our history is extensive, and we go back.
Got to be 10, over 10 years, right?
Way over 10 years.
Envy is one of the first people I ever gave a joint to.
For those that don't know, Envy is one of the first people I ever gave a joint to,
one of the first people to ever played it.
Envy is from that Queens, Lyndon, Merrick, you know, that whole skein, clue, web, nitty, Envy, Fab.
It was just all of us back then.
I fucking helped Envy get his first on-air job.
Me and Envy have a lot of history.
I was on Envy's first album.
Pardon me.
So there's a lot of history there.
So Envy was giving me mad cold shoulder in the barber chair.
Man, listen, you was my man.
Now you not my man.
Talk that shit, Envy.
And that's just the bottom line
Get yo the fuck out of here
So when he starts telling me
This list
This list of
Of things
Oh he threw you
Under the bus too
Oh man
Yeah cause on one of our podcasts
Apparently you said
Envy is the worst radio personality
Or whatever
Did I say that?
And me being his man
He don't know you
But me being his man
I should've checked you
Did I say he was Did I say that? Yeah yeah being his man, he don't know you, but me being his man, I should have checked you.
Did I say that?
Yeah, yeah, you said something bad about him.
You did.
I just don't think he's an interviewer.
Maybe that was my point. Well, no.
I mean, it's a podcast.
Sometimes we embellish.
We say things.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You just say things loosely without ever thinking about how it affects people.
I don't think he is.
If I said that, I apologize. At the end of mine and Envy's conversation,
because when he started reeling off what was wrong,
I just started calling him sensitive.
Like, oh, you mad sensitive.
You mad wrong about all of this.
But with Jose...
What were his points?
Not to be talked about publicly,
but I thought they were sensitive.
Were any of them?
Can you speak on any of them?
I'm sure there's a few. Well, you saying what that bullshit you said... Which I want to know what I said, but I thought they were sensitive. Were any of them? Can you speak on any of them? I'm sure there's a few.
Well, you saying what that bullshit you said.
Which I want to know what I said, but all right.
What do you mean?
You said whatever you said.
But, I mean, I can't be held responsible for things that my podcast co-host says.
Oh, and then he didn't like that I went to the Ebro in the morning show
and said that I'm never doing The Breakfast Club again
on that interview.
He didn't like that because he felt like
if I had a problem with something at The Breakfast Club,
I should have been able to talk to him.
I don't know, man.
Some of my ideologies are a bit different.
I can attest to that.
I never call my radio industry friends.
I just don't.
I just deal with the things that happen. I don't feel I just don't. I just deal with the things
that happen.
I don't feel like I need
to abuse the relationship
that way.
But at the end of mine
and Envy's conversation,
it boiled down to,
I was standing there
thinking to myself,
yo,
this guy's a really nice guy.
Yeah,
Envy's like one of the nicer people.
This is the problem here.
The problem here.
Now I feel bad
that I think I said he was problem here is envy is super nice.
He's sitting there telling me how much he loves me, how much he cares about me,
how he viewed me, and how my actions affected him.
So that felt bad.
That felt bad.
You have a long history.
You're not like.
I'm just not a nice person.
So when I meet People who are just nice
I don't think New Yorkers are nice
I agree
I think in New York
Niggas is on they way
Minding they business
Move out the way
What do you want
That's how I feel like
New Yorkers behave
Yeah but he's
Maybe suggesting that
You guys have such a long history
Yeah that
That mentality is not based
Between the two of y'all
Cause I'm that
way, but with my friends, I'm not
so much that way. So, I'm going to
buy Envy a Christmas gift.
Some cologne or something. Some real light-skinned shit.
I like it. And I would like
to issue DJ Envy
a very
public apology
just for being a dick.
Just for being a dick. That was very mature of you.
Yeah, you don't want to be a dick to people.
I know I've earned this reputation for myself as a dick.
But you don't want to be a dick to everybody.
Or everybody don't have to know you're a dick.
Yeah.
Or not the people that you care about, the people that you have history with,
the people that you love, that you have relationships with.
So envy.
No, no, you could be a dick.
It's just when you go out of your way to be a dick,
it's just unnecessary.
Yeah, I don't want to be that way.
So Envy is now a friend of the show.
Let's clap it up for DJ Envy, man.
I like DJ Envy.
And we're issuing a public apology to DJ Envy
for all the horrible fuck shit that I have said and done.
And Envy, I don't think you're the worst radio personality ever, if that's what was said.
I do.
What I think I said was when they're interviewing on The Breakfast Club, I think Envy is a mic that is for the radio to play music and do the segues.
I just think Charlamagne and Yee are a bit better with the interviews.
No, no, it matters.
That's what I meant.
I told Envy, I do remember when you said that, because at a later date, we eventually broke down all their roles on the podcast.
All the Breakfast Club roles on the podcast.
So he just didn't hear that one.
People always hear the shot.
Of course.
And never the, so I get it.
It's cool.
Well, shout out to Envy, Queens.
Yeah, shout out to Envy.
Shout out to Charlamagne.
Shout out to Angelique.
Shout out to everybody up there.
There was something before we went into it.
I wanted to talk the Amazon Go shit just because I thought it was.
Oh, the YG shit is what we.
That's what we.
Oh, yeah, YG.
Tell me about YG.
Okay.
Going to get myself in trouble again.
I'm going to be a man by your standards.
Finally, finally, this nigga will put his fucking.
Yeah, man up.
You agree that YG, because I'm giving context to what we spoke about before i
don't jump in and show it we spoke and i said i can't believe you agree that yg should be on the
top 10 of 2016 correct is that the conversation we had can i give context to our listeners yeah
yeah you think he should be on there yeah no no No, no, no, no, no, no. Time out.
Let me be clear.
I think that if someone were to put YG on their hottest MCs list,
that they could argue it.
And in 2016, I disagree.
Why?
Ice agrees with you. Ice doesn't think that YG should be on that list either.
And Ice is a huge YG fan
And I'm a YG fan as well
That's why I'm gonna speak on this
Because I pay attention to YG's career
My Crazy Life I think should've got a fucking Grammy
That was what, 2015 or 14?
14
14
He took 15 off, if you will
And then this last album came out
This year
What did you think of still brazy just curious
it was cool it was cool was there particular singles on there that bumped
no there was the donald in my opinion there was the donald trump shit which eventually went
but when i heard it. It didn't.
The hook, like, you been to parties, dog.
They played it for like five seconds and then they continued on.
Well, you know what it is?
I think the timing of it.
The timing of it was perfect.
Kind of like Black and Yellow with Wiz and the Steelers winning the Super Bowl.
The timing of fuck Donald Trump with the way that the country was feeling.
It was pretty impactful, the five seconds.
Just like when Jeezy put out, my president is black, when Barack won.
I mean, that didn't go, but it was hard, and it was a nice gesture.
I guess this was a nice gesture.
It was great, and I agreed with it.
And because I was touring, and because I was touring in the height of it all,
a lot of DJs were playing the fuck Trump shit, you know,
because, again, I was touring during the election.
Yeah, and I think the single with Drake,
Why You Always Hating, came and went.
I don't think that really went.
The album, The Week Of, everyone had the same reviews.
It was cool.
We didn't love it.
Y'all only didn't love it
because it wasn't the uh first album it wasn't a bad album i'm not saying it was a bad album but
to put someone on a top 10 list when they had an average album and then put out at the end of the
year something that went under the radar completely just to show people's caring level at the end of the year something that went under the radar completely just to show people's caring level at the end of the year with him i just don't see it in the top 10 and i to to the i have to
reiterate you don't see how you don't see how it could be argued though well no no no my point was
that i didn't think it was beyond there of course course, I'm arguing it now. YG is phenomenal, and I think I would put him in my top 10 right now
of artists that I care for, but I just think 2016 was not his year.
I think there was 10 other people that had more of a significant year than YG.
Well, the thing about that MTV list, and this is where the problem lied for me,
I don't know how hot
or not 21 Savage is.
Apparently there's a 22 Savage
running around.
That's a joke. Well there's not a YK.
There's only one YG. So there goes
that theory. Wait till you see who's released
tomorrow.
I think it's Kendrick. We might as well say it. I think Kendrick is number
eight on that list.
A lot of fighting about that one.
So see, here's the point.
A lot of fighting about Kendrick.
But YG was active.
YG was very active
according to the
criteria. And the criteria
was your socials,
your community
what's the fucking community activity, whatever. Judging your activity and your community what's the fucking
community activity, whatever.
Judging your activity and your community.
YG was very active there.
He's very active on social. He's well
liked. He put two projects out
and fuck Trump kind of went.
And Karen Civil and Sycamore were there.
So YG is going to make a list with
his two people. Both friend of the show.
Karen and Sycamore.
Love Karen.
When did Karen Civil become fine?
Karen's always been a very pretty girl.
No, that's not what I said.
Oh, that's why I interrupted.
We know Karen Civil has always been a very pretty girl.
Well, this is very misogynistic of us.
She's done so much more than just look attractive.
Why did we go to that?
Why is that misogynistic?
Just because we want to know when she became fine.
I've been told that I'm misogynistic if I immediately go to what they look like.
We didn't immediately go to that.
We went to her business ventures first, and then we said, well, I said, when did she become fine?
At that little MTV thing.
Boy, Karen's looking all right.
Good looking girl.
I've never looked at Karen that way.
Karen was looking all right.
Good looking girl.
I've never looked at Karen that way.
And even when I caught myself looking at Karen that way, I immediately smacked myself mentally and said, get a hold of yourself.
That's fucking Karen, man.
You can't just look at me like that.
But she was looking all right.
But yeah, with the same argument with YG, again, it's 2016. So I think Kendrick is,
of course Kendrick is
at the top of the
fucking rap game.
To Pimp a Butterfly
was this year
or not this year?
I don't fucking know.
I don't think it was this year.
It was like the end
of last year.
It was the end of last year.
Yeah, so I can't say
I can put Kendrick
in 2016.
If you want to talk
about the game together,
yeah, YG and Kendrick
deserve to be there. But we're talking about the year
2016 from January to December.
The big argument for Kendrick was
because we're discussing the year, Kendrick's
performance on the Grammys in February
was a breakthrough performance.
No, that was BET Wars.
No, the Grammys he performed
embodied it last year.
Yeah, he killed it. And then he put out
unmastered, unfiltered, Unremixed, Unwarranted.
I don't know the name of it.
But people, a lot of the year-end lists
have that album really high.
No, they do.
And I think my,
which is why I hate these fucking year-end wrap-ups
because it's so hard to find the circle that you need to put these people in.
Like, of course, Kendrick is probably in the top one or two of hip-hop, period.
But if we're talking about just 2016, do we throw that out and just say,
hey, this is what he did in 2016?
My argument, and I can talk about this because it's not, I argued Meek.
I argued that Meek should make the hottest MCs list, even though he wasn't so active,
because all of the biggest moments in hip hop involved him.
I don't think that's a bad argument.
No, not at all.
Yeah, like when a nigga's getting dissed for a
whole year he's hot dc4 everyone stopped we all gonna listen yeah we care we cared i know it's
cool to say we don't care we care about meek man we need him but they didn't they wasn't feeling
that argument my argument for cole before Cole started his Pseudo rollout
My argument was
There's something to be said
For people who are able
To maintain a certain level of low
Yeah
That's hard
Like maybe because I'm an artist
I understand just how hard it is
To go away
Well no
Not a picture
Like really in the technology age here, not a picture, not a sign of Cole
anywhere.
It was easy in the early 2000s and 90s.
It was album, tour, gobble all this shit up, go disappear, make them miss you, come back.
I mean, now you have to be relevant.
I don't think Untitled, Unmastered, Unwarranted, Un-whatever is coming out
back then
if Kanye,
or pardon,
if Kendrick had just put out
To Pimp a Butterfly.
I don't think the need
to stay relevant
is needed
as much then
as it is now.
Well, not when your star power
is that of a Cole
or a Kendrick.
They have the ability
to do so.
Which is why I think
back to our Fetty
conversation all the time,
which I think Fetty had the opportunity to do so Which is why I think Back to our Fetty conversation all the time Which I think Fetty
Had the opportunity to do that
And then
Wait
Oh shit
Let's not get too off track
Oh shit
Why is Fetty like your favorite
Conversation
Find the song
Find it
Find it
Oh wait
I thought we talked about that last week
Or we just spoke about it
No
My memory's so bad
Find the fucking song
Right this second
Oh yeah
We missed all this
What were we talking about
Before Fetty just got mentioned
Oh
Art is disappearing
Oh yeah
So let's finish that
And then I got Fetty Q'd up
Yeah the mystique
You know some people
I think Cole is one of those people
Whereas
If he didn't maintain
This level of mystique
It would hurt absolutely
so that is indeed part of part of an artist's yeah level of of of heatness of hot drake had
that before as well um i'm not so much now just because he's become such a pop figure which i
don't think he's such a diva what a fucking diva he's become. But he did the same before.
I mean, he was never on Twitter, never on Instagram.
Kendrick, Cole, Drake used to do that.
Frank.
I can't.
Frank does it better than that.
Let me tell you something.
I tried to go dark for about two weeks and was losing my fucking mind.
Yeah, but it's different with you because.
Because I'm not a fucking superstar.
When you're a superstar, you can do that.
Not even that, just with your music and...
And my brand.
I've always had...
I was trying to avoid using your brand.
Yeah, but you can't.
It's the right word.
Your brand is you,
which is a gift and a curse, obviously.
But it's you.
A gift and a curse.
People are invested in your bullshit,
and you just happen to be a psychopath
So sometimes it backfires
I'm like the original
Listen in my head
If you're doing the hip hop family tree
I start the weirdos
Yeah but it wasn't cool to be weird
I know
It was madly cool
I know
That's my point
I mean you're still a loser
But you were like really a loser
I wish I could have Web and Nitty do this podcast.
I would love to have Webb and Nitty over here.
I wish I could have them do this podcast.
Yeah.
But Webb's going away for a little bit, and I don't know where Nitty is.
Unfortunately.
I probably shouldn't even send Nitty's name.
Yeah, let's move.
I don't even know why we brought that up.
But, yeah, I was going somewhere with that.
Yeah, so in my head, that's where I start.
I start the weirdo
family tree in my head
even if hip hop
won't give me my credit
well let's
cause I know fans
will get that
misconstrued
weirdo like
native tongues
was weird
but it was accepted
it was accepted
like
it was weird
but it was accepted
and native tongues
back then
it wasn't
that wasn't weird
then cause that was
following X-Klan and that was following Public Enemy.
That's what hip-hop was back then.
It was message.
What's your message?
If you didn't have a message, then you was weird.
I suppose.
Now it's like the niggas with messages are weird.
But whatever.
The record.
Fetty Wap
Sin
Sin
Because Sin is the biggest
Nicki Minaj fan in the universe
Sin is the biggest
The biggest fan of everybody
That I have tension with
Nicki is a
Well
My friend of the show
I don't know
Nicki is not a friend of the show
She did the podcast
And she's not a friend of the show
She has a friend on the show
But her and I do have mutual friends
So She's a friend of the show. But her and I do have mutual friends,
so she's a friend of the show by association.
Nope.
She has a friend in me.
Nikki's a friend of the show.
Faggot.
Anyway, where is a Barbie?
Oh, that's not going to make me stop what I'm about to say, though. Sin dropped everything at 8 in the morning and made me plug up her phone to the big bowl speaker in my house
so we could listen to what she called Nicki's new single.
Now, in my head, I know that Nicki's not putting an album out.
Or is she?
I don't know.
Nah.
Nicki's not in the middle of a rollout.
You never know.
There is no rollout nowadays.
Well, I'm not really about...
Has she only put out like one album?
I feel like she does a reloaded...
Nah, like think about it. Has Nicki
only put one album out?
She re-releases the same album
every year.
She has two albums.
She has like one album.
How many albums does Nicki Minaj have?
Well, the Roman's Revenge shit was the second album,
and I know that because Em is on there.
Okay.
That's the album that people hated.
What about the one she released six times?
We creamed that album.
Hold on.
We creamed that second Nicki album.
Yo, y'all favorite.
Y'all these big time artists done brushed some shit under the rug
Ain't they?
Wait
This is a very good question
How many albums does Nicki Minaj have?
Because she does always put out a remix album
Me and you keep getting sidetracked
See why we need somebody else here
Alright, she has Pink Friday in 2010
Which was like her start
Which was great
Pink Friday, Roman Reloaded Two years later, which was like her start, which was great. Pink Friday,
Roman Reloaded,
two years later,
which was the same album
like plus the Eminem record.
And then the Pinkprint,
which came out in 2014.
So technically two albums,
but she has three retail albums.
We hated Pinkprint,
huh?
I don't remember.
Pinkprint was the one
when she tried to go pop on us.
I think that was
the Starship era.
Yeah.
So anyway, Sim comes to me.
She says, we have to hear the new Nicki Minaj single,
Turn It All The Way Up.
I said, why am I turning it all the way up before I know if it's dope?
She said, fine.
Nah, she had some ill safari disses on here.
It wasn't too bad.
She said, Fetty Wap is on here.
I said, all right, I love Fetty Wap.
Let's turn it up.
And this is what ensued.
I feel like Universal's going to get the fuck out of here
after dissing them and then playing the record
They're gonna rip this shit right off SoundCloud
Stop it
Because we're
You have to
No we have cameras now so I can pause
And it'll be okay
We have facial reactions now
i don't know if having cameras in here is a good thing it really might not be listen
you form an opinion of stuff what four or five seconds in you begin yeah all right
he's going with the the work i'm a little The one dance thing
Now that's the vibe
I started to get
Nicki's on it
She's an island girl
Makes sense
That's what I thought
I said alright
If this is Nicki's single
Fetty wears Haitian flags
Then Nicki's allowed
To borrow from the OVO
Family of sound
And start doing
Oh the West Indian's
Gonna kill you
Why?
It's not an OVO sound.
It's OVO when it's a fucking light-skinned nigga saying mon and ting.
What are you talking about?
Is Drake West Indian?
What are you talking about?
No, I don't think he's West Indian.
Rory, stop trying to get me in trouble on the fucking podcast.
They're going to kill you.
Play the fucking song.
It's not an OVO sound.
What is it when a light-skinned nigga is Jamaican?
Drake.
We should talk over this so SoundCloud doesn't take a day. He should talk over it.
Say so.
What do you mean, we?
What did we do wrong?
I just don't want to take no SoundCloud
Tell me what he's saying right here
I'll play devil's advocate
Can we usually understand Fetty?
Yes!
Yes!
On his hooks, yeah
There hasn't been one Fetty record
Where I have not understood what he is saying
You're from Jersey
This is the point.
This is my point.
Not only did they
jack the Caribbean
Rihanna work
controller one dance,
but he's also adopted
this inaudible speech thing
that's new.
Yeah.
Because he can croon.
Can we agree it's not too far off his radar?
Yes, it is.
It's not like he was super articulate.
Give me one.
See, listen, I'm a big fan of middle ground.
I know.
I'm saying.
I didn't say that he was super articulate.
I'm just saying he was never inaudible.
The only reason you're saying it's similar
is because of the reckless crooning that people do when they're inaudible.
I just don't think it's that far out of his wheelhouse.
Rewind it five seconds and play it some more, then.
Skirt, skirt, baby.
That's Creole
You wouldn't understand
Alright but you know what
Let's say I'm an old
Play it
No keep playing it
Let's say I'm an old fuck
And this just sounds dope
And we don't need to know
What he's saying
I'm with that too
Let's keep listening
Hey
Spaceship to Mars baby Hey, just like a star, baby Hey, you shot from afar, baby
Hey, spaceship to Mars, baby
Spaceship to Mars, baby
I get it
They let this go too long
I think it
What the fuck is this, Lior?
It's disappointing because
Lior!
They got 300 logo right on the artwork
What the fuck, Lior?
Call me, man Lior, baby
How many times have you said
What the fuck, call me, Lior
In your lifetime?
A lot
A lot
A lot, actually
And he don't use the call
Lior, this ain't it, dawgs
Let me be the first nigga to tell you
Lior and
Is Kevin still at 300?
Kevin is still at 300
Kevin and whoever the fuck else is at 300
I know of some people up there
That got my phone number
Call me man
Y'all already have tried to ruin Fetty
Three years ago
I'm curious
When they call
Are they gonna ask you to
Do some Caribbean shit with him
To save him?
No
No No No They're not But this is not it Play it Are we done? and ask you to do some Caribbean shit with him to save him? No, no, no, no, no, they are not.
But this is not it.
Play it.
Are we done?
Let's get to Nicky.
All right, yeah, we can get to Nicky.
But no, what disappoints me with this is
Fetty had created that amazing sound
which could continue in this realm in 2017.
Why is he going with someone else's sound?
That's where I'm confused.
Yeah, man. I'm not mad. I think
the beat is great. I'm not really
into the cadence that he's doing. We're going to think all those beats
with that bop. They're great. They don't need to be
great as long as we can duddy wine to them.
So, I mean, it works.
Yeah, I just don't think
Fetty needed to do that because he's created
a sound that will still be relevant in 2017.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Take it back a little bit.
We missed something there.
You memorized the verse?
Well, she tweeted this bar.
Oh, you follow her.
Hey.
All right. All right.
All right.
Listen, man.
We got to get Nicki and Safaree in a dollar van.
I'll pay for every seat in the dollar van.
And we will drive down Merrick together.
And we will figure this thing out so we can all get back
on the same page.
I can't say anything
because then
Sin ain't gonna give me no pussy.
Wow.
I can't diss Nikki.
That's wild.
I'm not dissing Nikki.
Well, diss her.
Why the fuck
are you not dissing somebody?
Because I'm Team Nicky.
Amazon Go.
This has been a very Queens podcast.
Tell me about Amazon Go.
Am I from Queens?
Yes, you are.
Amazon Go.
He souped all your melon, New Jersey.
Joe is from Farmers Boulevard.
Fuck is from Dunkirk.
And Jersey.
I'm from both.
I'm from by way of Queens.
Amazon Go put up a store where you can walk in and just steal shit.
Just take whatever you want.
Now, my only thing is in the little preview they showed, I didn't see anybody with a cart.
I saw a man, white people in baskets.
Now, I hate white people in baskets.
white people in baskets.
Now, I hate white people in baskets.
You know, anytime I go to the supermarket and a white person grabs a basket instead of the cart,
oh my God, I immediately kill him.
White people just do shit.
I grab the basket.
You are a basket nigga.
You're a basket guy.
If I'm only grabbing a few items,
I don't see the need to clog up the lanes when I can just have a basket.
It's a consideration thing.
Rory would be in fine fare with a fucking basket.
I'd be in C-Town with a basket.
Yeah, you're in C-Town.
You look like a C-Town basket guy.
I'm a C-Town guy.
I'm a Western beef guy myself.
Pause.
C-Town now makes you check your bags
Like you can't walk in with a bag
Rory I'm never going to C-Town
So I don't care about what C-Town makes you do
Where is C-Town?
Everywhere
Not my rich neighborhood
I don't see a C-Town anywhere
Yeah you follow a bunch of basket
Twelve dollar whole food
Yeah these niggas is in fucking Acme with a basket
But anyway
So everybody in this Amazon Go video with a basket. But anyway, so everybody in this
Amazon Go video
had a basket
and not a cart.
Which tells me that
maybe you can't do
bulk shopping there.
So this is supposed
to come to fruition
I think in 2017.
Next year.
Summer 2017.
Whatever they said, yeah.
I mean, it doesn't
really matter.
How intrigued are we by this?
I saw a bunch of idiots and idiots that follow Ice like, whoa, game changer.
How?
How?
Because there's one store in Seattle that your fucking loser ass wants.
Well, this is how it starts.
All right, well, then talk to me in 10 years where there's stores everywhere.
I hate when some new technology comes out that we can't put to use, but it's there.
Like all the TVs are fucking 4K.
All the cable companies ain't giving out 4K, damn it.
So what the fuck you selling me 4K for?
That's why these people are billionaires now.
Because they did this 10 years ago, and now it's a regular thing.
Whatever.
So maybe you should pick up a basket and invest.
Where is my...
But this shit,
it's funny.
Did you see the
parody video
that they put out today?
Um, no.
Yeah, someone put out,
it's very similar to it,
but it's just
Amazon Go and Steal,
I want to say
was the title of it.
I think it's on Worldstar.
I think that's the link
someone sent me for it.
Yeah.
Amazon Go.
Just steal stuff.
That's dope.
I could maybe play it.
Yo, if there's any scammers out there.
Four years ago, we started to wonder.
If you haven't seen the real Amazon One, it's just like this.
Grab what you want and just go.
Hey, hey, hey.
No lines, no checkout, no paper.
Yo, Rory loves watching stuff and letting y'all hear the audio.
And then he thinks it's really funny because he's watching it.
Yeah, duh.
They can't see this shit.
They can Google it.
That ain't funny just listening to it.
You will be having a blast.
I am having a blast
i kind of forgot we were still recording this podcast this fucking dick face over here um
all right so oh scammers if you're a scammer and you're listening i need a restoration hardware
hookup because i'm trying to buy a couch that i don't want to pay full price for
so if you're a scammer i don't mean one of the low-budget Brooklyn scammers.
I mean one of you niggas with like a $100,000 limit.
I need one of y'all real niggas.
So text me or something.
And then we'll work out details later.
Can I get arrested for saying that?
Is that like conspiracy to know a scammer?
I think that's a Rico.
Rico Lois somewhere in there.
What else happened?
Instagram rolled out their brand new feature Insta Live
Which is Periscope
Which is Instascope
So now you can see all of your favorite hoes talk
Why do hoes keep thinking we want to hear them talk?
Well that's why Instagram was so good
Stop talking.
Oh, speaking of...
I'm not calling her a hoe, but everyone else is calling her a hoe.
Friend of the show, India Love, the little girl.
She just needs better people around her.
India Love needs Ileana and couples therapy, Dr. Jen.
She needs all of them.
She needs help.
You think after a while
she would just be naked
and see the phone
and be like, nah.
I don't think she's that cute,
but again, that's me.
I got a thing against
chicks that weigh 70 pounds.
Well.
And that's her.
You can see all 70 pounds
online now.
Yeah, because she's got a what?
Sex tape that leaked, but she's not having sex.
They called it a sex tape.
She's just ass naked.
No one's fucking, I think it's a girl, unless a guy paints his nails.
But I wouldn't be surprised.
Men are painting their nails, by the way.
She fucks the little rapper guys, so I wouldn't be surprised.
Stop painting your nails.
I know it's all of that gender shaming or whatever.
Black nail polish is still nail polish.
I know.
You're gothic.
I know.
You want us all to be able to externally see your internal pain.
Whatever is happening.
I don't know.
But nail polish on a man?
Nah.
I don't know how much I have left.
We covered a lot of shit.
Especially when we have shit to talk about.
The holidays are coming up, and I thought we were going to get into Christmas
because I'm having a hard time Christmas shopping
because I never Christmas shop before Christmas
and because my girlfriend, my beautiful girlfriend,
gave me a long list of tedious, minuscule, just shit she wanted
and then ended it with, but I love surprises.
No, you're not feeling me.
So it went like I want a tool.
You don't want to be a surprise?
I want a tool.
You don't want to be a surprise?
I want a drill, a tool set, a duvet, a mannequin, a sewing machine, a piano.
Just go to Amazon and then just click it all and then just hit checkout.
You'll be fine.
I would go steal all that shit from Amazon. Just go to Amazon Go and walk inside.
I would like to hear from some of the men out there
what you're getting your significant others for Christmas.
So tweet myself, Rory, at thisisrory.
Tweet Maul, too, at Maul, three underscores.
That's underscore, underscore, underscore, not the number three.
And it's three underscores.
Tweet me and let me know what you plan on getting your significant other. Well, you probably
can't do that because your significant other follows
you. Oh, yeah. So then
they couldn't. They probably check
their timelines, too, because if they're
a significant other. How many times do you
think
girlfriends check their boyfriend's
timeline a day? I think
we're saved in the queue,
and it's whenever they have a moment.
Don't even be an active tweeter,
then you're fucked.
Then you fuck our whole day up.
Yeah, I think...
But that's her fault.
Why are you checking all the time?
Yeah, send it's parked on my shit.
But I'm curious, what happens?
Like, all right, you see it now.
When I hit send,
it was meant to be to the public.
It wasn't something I was hiding.
Yeah, you know, they gotta look for shit to think about.
Bitches love thinking.
Just not efficiently.
All right, now.
All right, I'm getting out of here.
That's all the time we got here, folks.
Anything good coming up happening this weekend?
Nope.
Christmas party.
Oh, my Christmas party is indeed this Saturday.
A bunch of people are having their Christmas parties this weekend.
I'm putting mistletoads everywhere.
It's E-B-Y.
That means everybody bring a bag.
Or no, everybody bring a bottle.
A bag.
I mean, or a bag.
Whatever your vice is.
Whatever you're into.
Jesus Christ.
You can't tell people what to snort, smoke.
It's your house.
So that's exciting.
Yeah, I'm excited.
Are you coming?
Yeah, I'll be there.
Milan is DJing.
I love DJing.
Miss Milan is DJing.
I'm going to buy like fucking finger foods and shit.
I was just about to ask.
Are we doing the chef thing?
No.
You know why?
And Sin talked me out of it. I was getting a
chef to feed
my closest 20 friends that
come early and then have a party
afterward. I don't think
she wants to feed anybody.
She said it wasn't
fair to everybody. You can't feed 20
people and then not feed other people. It's a Christmas
party. They're there to get drunk.
That's what I'm saying. Niggas ain't there to fucking really eat.
Sin is way
too much of a fucking humanitarian. She's way
too kind-hearted.
So I am getting some finger foods
and some appetizers and some stuff like
that. I am getting some alcohol.
Everybody's bringing a bottle.
This should be a lot of fun. I am getting
some board games. Maybe we'll get a good
drunk game of Taboo
Or something like that
Drunk Taboo
We haven't done Taboo
In like two years
We haven't done shit
We're just fucking losers
Well you
I mean
We had
We dissed Drake
And then there was an album
A lot happened
Between our last
Taboo game
I need to put out
I'm really thinking about
Putting out a
Rage Deluxe project
Sometime in January
You just shit it on Nicki Minaj
If I'm gonna do that
Two years later
She's gonna put something out
Two years later
She did
2010 to 2012
She put out the same album
Which is why I shit it on
Not the idea
You're about to do the same
Not two years later
I'm coming right back
Two months later
And I'm not
I don't think I want to call it
a deluxe.
I'm going to call it like
a Rage Premium
or something.
It could be something
completely different
because now,
I know we shit on streaming
all the time,
but it makes it amazing
for artists like you.
You can put it on Apple Music
and Spotify and Tidal
and still get paid for it
and call it something
completely different.
Hmm.
Yeah.
I'm not a fan of putting out
like the four song EPs though.
Why?
Five song EPs.
I like those.
You like five song EPs?
Mm-hmm.
I'm a fan of albums
that are 11 songs and under.
I'm a fan of EPs
that are five songs.
My last EP was phenomenal.
Some Love Lost.
Easily one of my favorite projects
I've ever put out.
Oh yeah, that was a good project
that was a great
no it wasn't
it was a great
fucking project
it wasn't good
to me anyway
to me
I don't know
I'll think about that
fans give me some
feedback on that
let me know what you
think about that too
and I always think
that if you put
five new songs
on an old project
it's a new project
cause it changes
the course of the album yeah it's still new project because it changes the course of the album.
Yeah, it's still annoying, though.
I want to change the track.
We'll see.
I'm not buying your album again, dawg.
I don't care if it's five new tracks.
I'm not selling it for $9.99.
But wait, so that don't make sense.
So you would buy it if it were an EP, but you wouldn't buy a deluxe album?
I'm not buying By Law again, dawg.
Just give me a new-
By Law might not be on it.
Give me a new album. You didn't buy Abso
and Lloyd and Dream
and fucking J. Cole. I streamed them all.
I streamed them all. Dickface. Do you have a sleeper pick?
I do. I fell off,
man. I don't have sleepers anymore.
I've been, like, really working. You know what I realized? You and I both
forgot in, like, the past four weeks, and we
listen to her all the time. The her chick.
I didn't. I played a sleeper from her. Did you? Yeah, when it first, first her all the time. The her chick. I didn't.
I played a sleeper from her.
Did you?
Yeah, when it first, first, first, first, first came out.
I don't know why I felt like we both forgot about her.
Mm-mm.
I played it.
All right.
Do I go first?
Sure.
Uh, you could.
I don't have one.
Chakra there.
I'd be trying to also play some classic shit And you and Maul be hating Cause you play fucking
Like Liberian Girl by Michael Jackson
Like it's not a sleeper dog
Who a 17 year old listener
Would have no idea
About Liberian Girl
That changes the whole spectrum of this
Which makes it a sleeper to the 17 year old kid
And we do have fans that are 17 years old
We can do that for every sleeper pick that we on just play a one other
song all right this is a gallant who had a phenomenal album this year this is skipping stones
with janae aiko Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, babe
What am I missing?
What am I missing? What am I missing?
Find me skipping something, wash the rocks
Holding out for something I can't force
What am I missing, oh babe?
What am I missing, oh?
Where's the peace of mind?
I was told, I was told, I was told
I'd be dead Oh, baby, you got the mind
But I was born in a league of my own
I'm sinking
So find me skipping stones and wash the brush
Holding out for something
I can't force
What am I missing?
Oh baby
What am I missing?
I've gone for miles and miles in search of right direction
I long to figure out but I keep on forgetting
Sorry, Jene.
We don't play the whole record.
That song sounds pretty good.
It's really good.
His whole album is very, very good.
I like him.
I do too.
I've got a few joints by him
Let me see the
Aux Chord
So
I'm gonna play this song
By Tank
Who's not a sleeper artist
At all
But
Tank sometimes
Like is weird
And puts out songs
At three in the morning
And then that's it
He doesn't retweet them
Ever
They never go on a project.
He just puts them out, and if you heard it, cool.
If not, then you're shit out of luck.
So he did that with this song called All About You,
and I like it a lot.
So if you like Tank, you'll like this a lot.
He's whining about some chick that left him.
Tank? No way.
That's how we love our Tank.
The Tank I know.
He's admitting his wrongs again.
Fucking Tank.
The Tank is mad wrong.
Yeah.
Look.
How many times have you said this to her, Tank?
Tank.
Come on, Tank.
We need to get Tank's girl a backbone.
How many times have you said this to her, Tank? Tank.
Come on, Tank.
We need to get Tank's girl a backbone.
How many times has Tank's girl been lied to?
We need to get your girl a backbone.
How many times has your girl been lied to?
Oh, man. You can't be in your 40s and be the new you
That's still you, dawg
Hey
Hey
Wait a minute, man
Oh
I promise that it's all about you It's like it was hard enough to make a project and he just like put it out a few months ago.
I like it, Tank.
Remember when you heard it first?
That's brand new music by my man Tank.
Right here.
101.9.
The number one station
for your smooth.
If you want to say something, nigga,
don't just let me fucking
run off at the mouth.
This is your thing. No, no, no. You do this every, why would I, you do this every nigga. Don't just let me fucking run off into the house. This is your thing.
No, no, no.
You do this every, why would I?
You do this every podcast.
Is that my thing?
Yes.
You pretend you're a radio person.
You've been doing it for three years.
You're fucking weird.
You're not on a radio station.
You don't own a radio station.
It's just something that your friends think it's weird, but play along with.
Shut up, Rory.
You're fired from radio station
There's no radio
What am I fired from?
Take us home tank
We said nothing is happening this weekend
Uh no
Nothing is happening next week
I don't want to end on a super, super somber note.
Then don't.
It's lit.
Gotta go.
Bye.
I want to end on a somber note.
A very, very close friend of mine's cousin passed in the Oakland fire that just passed like two weeks ago.
I don't know if you saw that.
It was a really, really big fire at a club in Oakland.
And a bunch of people died.
Oh, you're mad uninformed.
Well, yeah, very close friend of mine's cousin passed.
There's a GoFundMe for his two twin daughters that I will put in the bio.
If you have prayers or a dollar, always appreciated.
Thank you to the people of Beats for supplying these headphones today.
Shout out to Beats.
Shout out to Kristen and all the good people over there.
That was dope.
Yeah. I can't really
make it unsomber now that you did that.
I mean...
You threw on your fucking compassionate and concerned
voice. I'm gonna just let it rock. Well, no. Back to your
radio station. You tell
these people not to be in traffic on Twitter
and on... If you're
in traffic with Periscope open listening to Joe's mix, you should not just be in traffic on twitter and on like if you're in traffic with periscope open
listening to joe's mix you should not just be on the road maybe you're the reason there's traffic
when are you gonna instascope soon i know i'm not i don't do insta snapchat whatever the insta
snapchat is whatever they call that you should start. I'm not going to do it.
I like Periscope.
I'm sticking with Periscope.
Me too, man.
I might boycott Instascope.
Yeah.
Facebook owns Instagram,
so I get it that they're trying to steal everything
like they always try to do.
Is there a Facebook Live shit too now?
Yeah.
Facebook is clearly trying to get everybody out of here.
Are you on Facebook?
No.
You don't strike me as a Facebook guy.
No, I'm not on Facebook.
My mom is, though.
Hi, Mom.
My mom's on Facebook.
Hi, Rory's mom.
One.
All right.
Wait, we have to go out.
We're tanking it.
Dick face.
We're letting the beat rock so we can sound cool as we exit.
Jesus.