The Joe Budden Podcast - I'll Name This Podcast Later Episode 96
Episode Date: January 11, 2017Joe, Mal, Ice, and Rory discuss The Giants, Obama, Nicki x Meek, the undercards of Soulja Boy vs Chris Brown, and more! Sleeper Picks: Rory: Xaiver Omar "Special Eyes" | https://soundcloud.com/xvromar.../sets/the-everlasting-wave-ep Mal: Chubby Jag "Intro" | http://www.datpiff.com/Chubby-Jag-Scattered-Thoughts-3-mixtape.815635.html Joe: Normani Kordei "Don't Touch My Hair/Cranes In The Sky (Cover)" | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f3btIgxK08
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Microphone check, one, two, one, two, one, two, my levels, my levels, my levels, Pat, we good, we are good.
I'll name this podcast later, episode number 96, if I'm correct.
Somewhere in that range.
Uh, yeah, in the vicinity. Across from me is Rory Lanes.
Good evening.
To my right, for some strange reason, is Ice.
Yeah, I'm here, what's good, man?
I thought you didn't do podcasts.
I don't, man.
I'm, you know.
I don't know why Ice is here.
I don't know why he's here.
But, and to his right is an empty chair because Maul has gone D-Rose on the podcast.
He's with D-Rose.
Maul is either with Derrick Rose or he has gone Derrick
Rose from the podcast I I've text Maul multiple times and I've reached out to him I have not
heard from him hopefully he is all right and he is not in jail he didn't hit you with the I'm good
like the Derrick Rose he hasn't hit me with anything at all no call no show just like his
buddy Derrick Rose but we'll get into that a little later first I want to start off with my It's the first episode, in my opinion, of trash.
All the way trash.
So my bad.
My bad.
I didn't want to do it.
We're back.
We're energetic.
I didn't want to do it.
It's real quick, in and out, but we are back.
Better than ever.
So a lot to talk about today, a lot to touch on.
I have simmered down a bit, and I'm a bit calmer.
My plan was to come in here and really tear Odell's ass a new one.
He'd probably like that.
Pause.
He'd enjoy that.
Pause.
Pause.
But I'm calmer now.
A long time ago, I forgot what episode that was,
I proposed on this podcast,
Would the Giants Be Better Off Without Odell Beckham Jr.?
It seemed preposterous,
but the passionate Giants fan that I am,
I was looking at emotional behavior.
I was looking at erratic behavior. I was looking at immaturity. I was looking at emotional behavior. I was looking at erratic behavior.
I was looking at immaturity.
I was looking at a lot of shit
in a young man in a big city.
Odell.
I'm not even calling you Odell.
From this point forward,
I'm referring to you as Dell.
Just Dell.
You lost the O?
You don't get a fucking O, nigga.
O is when you do some amazing shit.
And niggas are like, oh, nah.
Dell is kind of sus, though.
O is like for.
I don't know if I'm calling a grown man Dell.
What's up, Dell?
O is like for offense.
There was none of that.
And if there were any man that deserved to be called Dell you look like
a fucking Dell so from now on until you do some other shit nigga you Dell
because that's who I saw in that fucking game so now here we are yet again
Odell's the best player on the Giants the Giants would only go as far as Odell led them.
So you want to get rid of him?
Well, we got to negotiate a contract for him coming up.
I got a question. This was his third year.
Getting rid of Odell is stupid.
Why is it stupid?
He's one of the greatest receivers in the league right now.
So?
In his development stage. So was Calvin Johnson.
Not his peak. So was Calvin Johnson. And he's already
one of the best players. So was Calvin Johnson.
You're comparing apples and oranges. No, I'm not.
I'm comparing addition by subtraction.
They're two different people
in two different cities. No, I'm
comparing addition by subtraction. Address
what I'm saying. The Lions
got better when their number one best receiver ever left.
They made the playoffs.
The ball moved.
Their quarterback stepped up, and he started to spread the ball.
That made everybody have to step up.
That's my point.
So now Odell gets all the targets now.
In that game, he was the only nigga targeted and doing nothing.
Sterling Shepard did nothing. Cruz did nothing. the targets now in that game he was the only nigga targeted and doing nothing sterling shepherd did
nothing cruz did nothing i could argue that the giants would have a better offense without odell
i could plug another receiver in when have the giants ever had a number one receiver in the
entire league never why why am i in love with that now i'm not in love with this fuck boy
antic shit i see every week from him, and I'm tired of
that fucking haircut.
That's a sidebar.
I'm not in love with none of this
fuck shit I see from him every single week.
Well, go crazy. I'm keeping
the most athletic player in the league.
My thing is,
where does the blame go to Victor Cruz,
though? I say that because
you the vet. You supposed to grab this young boy and say, knock it though? I say that because you the vet.
You supposed to grab this young boy and say, oh, man.
Oh, knock it off.
I heard Stephen A say the same shit.
Guess what?
Victor Cruz got a ring.
Guess what? Yeah, but I'm saying you've been there before.
Victor Cruz got his big contract already, and I'm sure-
So you're saying he don't give a shit?
And I'm sure-
Yeah, he don't give a fucking shit.
I'm sure somewhere in Victor Cruz's mind, he's happy that Odell dropped the motherfucking balls.
I think there was some truth to that little happy that Odell dropped the motherfucking balls.
I think there was some truth to that little commercial that they did, the two of them.
I think there was some truth to that.
Yeah, I think that.
But I can't say that.
We can't say that because we love Victor Cruz.
So we can't say that.
And he's a friend of the show.
But back to Odell.
I'm not saying to trade him. I'm saying you're going to have to be faced with a decision as management soon.
Do we pay him
like he deserves to be paid
when off the field and
emotionally he don't get it done?
He don't get it done.
He don't get it done on the field when it count.
He don't get it done. Is this the first time he's been in the playoffs?
Yes.
So we're going to give him one try and then ship
him off because he didn't produce the first time.
Rory, I have been saying this about Odell Beckham Jr. for at least since last season.
That fucking Josh Norman game.
I've been saying this about Odell.
This is nothing new.
I'm saying I don't like his haircut.
I don't like the niggas he hangs his haircut. I don't like the niggas
he hangs out with.
I don't like the punch
in the hole in the wall.
I don't like you
banging your head
against the fucking thing
I'm a jig.
I don't like,
I don't like you
sucking Antonio Brown's dick
every time you see him.
I don't like you
trading jerseys
with niggas
every time you see them.
Like,
come to work to work.
I want the,
as a New York giant, I want you to come to work to work. As a New York giant,
I want you to come to work to work. You're not
in Louisiana no more.
This is not Louisiana
anymore, Del. You just named a whole
bunch of things that can be fixed.
Those are all things that can be fixed.
They have not been fixed.
This is third fucking year. They have not been
fixed. I know, it's three years of it.
He's 24. He ain't a kid. He's 24. We saw signs of it last year and it's been crazy fucking year they have not been fixed they I know it's three years of it he's 24 he ain't a kid he's 24 we saw signs of it last year and it's been crazy y'all don't knock it
off how many fucking excuses are we making for immature behavior just call a spade a spade it
is immature but I say he need a mentor it's immature it's the same shit people say about
Chris Brown he need a big homie To say yo Cool it the fuck out
Chris Brown
Same shit
Needs
Much more
Than a big homie
To say cool it the fuck out
If he had that
At 24
25
It's
You can be arguing
I don't even see how
Yo Ice will bring up Chris Brown
No matter what we are talking about
It makes fucking sense
Explain it to me then
It makes sense
Explain it to me again Just like how everyone As a lot of people say Chris Brown's been wild In all these years Now I we are talking about. It makes fucking sense. Explain it to me then. It makes sense. Explain it to me again.
Just like how a lot of people say
Chris Brown's been wiling all these years.
I'm not talking about...
Chris Brown has been wiling all of these years.
Correct.
It is correct.
And there's people saying
he needs to get rid of the niggas in his circle
and get a mentor,
somebody that got your best interest
to say, yo, my man,
you wiling, cool out.
When you don't have that...
Chris Brown has changed circles Multiple times
Right before our very eyes
Might I point out
Might not be the right person
Might be the right people
Still
What the fuck do they have to do
With Adele
I'm saying the same shit
About Adele
If he got the wrong people
Around him
Who just wanna party
And all this
Dancing
Funny shit
That they doing
It's called gang banging
That is the new gang banging
You're right
Yeah
Draco
I'm blaming fucking Trey Songz
I'm blaming Justin Bieber
You can't be mad at Trey Songz
Oh you're talking about Chris Brown
I thought we were talking about
Trey Songz with Odell
Odell
I am
Odell
He's talking about Odell
I 100% can be mad at Trey Songz
I'm not talking that
He did what he's supposed to do
He a Redskins fan
Fuck the Giants
Come on and party, niggas.
Let's go.
That was the setup.
They was just too dumb to peep it.
Trey Songz is the ops.
That's crazy.
He bodied them niggas.
Y'all ain't even realize it.
Dell.
They was so happy to get the photo op.
We are no longer in Louisiana, Dell.
And unfortunately for many Giants fans,
our future and our fate rests in your immature-ass hands.
That's unfortunate.
That's something that I don't know if I'm prepared to deal with moving forward.
Eli Manning, I thought he did a phenomenal job covering up for your fuckboy Miami trip with that little joke he made.
Definitely did.
That was very mature of him.
But if you're familiar with the Manning family and the Manning brand,
do you know how Eli Manning was feeling inside?
They don't play that shit.
They don't play that shit.
Google Manning and just read anything that you see.
Manning, they might be the only family where nothing bad pops up.
They tried to get some dirt on Peyton that one year and dragged it out,
but they swept that one out of here.
They killed that little bitch.
Oh, no, you don't.
You're not coming out here with that.
And fucking Peyton's forehead swelled up.
O.D.
Nah, that's not happening.
Yeah, listen, there's some people
you can't get rid of.
Joe Paterno,
y'all got him out of here,
cool.
Bill Cosby,
that was some fucked shit.
Peyton Manning,
they tried to come for.
Nah,
you can't come for him.
No way people ain't letting you
get fucking Tom Brady
and Peyton Manning.
He stuck up for Odell,
Tom Brady.
Back to fucking Dell.
For real.
Watching that game.
Listen, people keep shitting on the Giants defense,
and I'm not going to stay on this because this is not a sports podcast.
Shout out to who's the girl I love on Twitter?
Homeboy's wife from the Dolphins.
I love her.
Oh, Miko.
Oh, she's great.
I love her commentary during the game.
Boy, she was excellent.
Shout out to Miko.
But, yeah, I'm not staying on this too long,
but the Giants paid $200 million for their defense.
The Packers put up fucking 40 points, 38 points.
Listen to this.
First Odell drop, that was a first down.
That was a first down.
Defense comes right off the field.
That fucking Hail Mary play at the end of the game
I'm so fucking shocked and appalled at that Hail Mary play
I'm sitting in my living room
I'm not a coach
I have read no scouting report
All I am is an avid football fan
When that clock was going down 4-3-2
I looked at my dad.
I said, oh yeah,
this is what Green Bay loves to do
at the end of the quarter.
They love to just throw it in the end,
throw it down there. And that should
be working. Everybody knows
that. And as soon as
I said that,
I watched whoever the
fuck it was
in the back of the end zone.
And see, this is why I love ESPN
and Undisputed
and all of these expert
hot take sports niggas, right?
I've heard no one make mention of this.
And that fucking Hail Mary play,
you know what stood out to me?
Nobody fucking jumped.
Nobody jumped.
Nobody jumped.
That's the truth.
It was five giants.
The ball landed in his lap.
No, no, no.
My favorite part is that Joe said,
I've calmed down and I'm ready to talk about this.
How were you before?
Could you imagine?
That's a Giants fan.
I can't believe that nobody said nothing about nobody jumping on a Hail Mary from Aaron Rodgers.
Because you know what's funny?
I don't think anybody with eyes was watching that game the first five to ten minutes and said the Giants are going to lose.
No.
We was all in the first three drops where we was just Giants are going to lose. No. We was
all of them
the first three drops
where we was just
doing whatever
we wanted to do.
I looked at my dad
I said
oh yeah this is good Eli.
Good Eli is here today.
And I can't even blame Eli.
I was just going to say that.
I can't even blame Eli.
I still had the Giants
in the Super Bowl
after the game.
I've been saying that.
I've been saying
still it's Giants Super Bowl.
Hey you little fucking fucking fucktards.
We knew how to spell eliminated before the fucking game.
We didn't need your little fucking
you-can't-spell-eliminated-without-Eli memes.
I didn't need to see them.
Not for that game, because he played a good game.
So, listen, I'm not one of them fans.
The Giants lost
They fucking asses
Don't deserve to be there
Get them the fuck out of here
Get them out of here
That's my team
And y'all look like shit
And y'all not ready for prime time
Bye
Bye
So now
Now
You know the worst part
Of all of this
Know what happens now
You guessed it
Giants fans
We gotta listen
To Cowboy fans
Yeah And those are the worst fans Might as well have the Eagles We have a week Know what happens now? You guessed it, Giants fans. We got to listen to Cowboy fans.
Yeah.
And those are the worst fans.
Might as well have the Eagles. We have a week.
Who do we root for?
Who do we root for Sunday?
Who do we root for?
Patriots?
No, I mean in the Packers or Cowboys game.
Oh, the Packers.
The Packers.
Yo, the Patriots.
Yeah, you can't root for the Cowboys no matter what.
The fucking Cowboys?
I like all the two black rookies.
I like those kids. I do like those kids No matter what Fucking Cowboys I like the two black rookies I like those kids
I do like those kids
They're phenomenal players
I think Roger
Listen enough about that
I think Roger Goodell
Would kill Tom Brady
If he could
We have another year
Of the Patriots
I can't wait for more
To get here
When I see him
Another year of the Patriots
Catwalking it
Cakewalking it
Straight to the Super Bowl
With his Derek Carr injury It won't be cakewalking it straight to the Super Bowl with this Derek Carr injury.
It won't be cakewalk this year.
They have one tough game.
One tough game.
The Patriots do well against the Steelers in the playoffs.
One tough game.
It's okay.
We healthy this year.
Big difference.
And we rolling.
The Steelers, the Steelers, y'all defense is trash.
I can't fuck with y'all.
Okay.
Y'all have three of the best niggas
I've ever seen in my life though
They're arguable
At every position
Bell
The three fucking B's
Yeah
They're arguable at every position
But alright enough about that
The day after our last podcast
Cause news always breaks
The day after our podcast
I wanted to come in here and play Boyz II Men,
how hard, how do I say goodbye to yesterday,
because I was ready to mourn Omeka,
because this happened after our podcast.
I think the same night.
I was sad.
Why were you sad?
Because, this is why I was sad.
When I envisioned their breakup, I pictured it being way pettier than they're being.
The petty ain't stuck yet.
Now, Meek is doing his job.
He's holding up his end of the petty bargain here.
Nikki, I expected a little more petty.
You got to give her time.
Yeah, I want to see it.
It'll be there.
It's got to come out.
It'll absolutely be there
I don't know
With Safari
She was petty over rip
She loves Safari
She can't be like that with Meek
Check it out though
When that album
Get ready to roll out
You'll see the petty
You can't be that petty
With Meek though
Well how was Meek petty
Besides the pregnancy joint
That was pretty petty
Was that him
Was that for sure him
Twitter said it
So it gotta be true
Meek has been posting Pictures of random women Meek has been being A bit extra joint. Was that him? Was that for sure him? I don't know. Twitter said it, so it got to be true.
Meek has been posting pictures of random women.
Meek has been being a bit extra.
He looked a little hurt to me.
Instead of tweeting through it, he's IG-ing through it.
But you should be hurt, right?
You should be hurt.
And that's the other thing.
That's why I'm a little empathetic toward them. I'm empathetic toward public breakups with people of notoriety.
I am. I'm shocked.
Breakups, number one, are difficult
enough to deal with for regular
people. Breakups,
if you read the newspaper,
if you read the newspaper,
more than likely
every day you can find somebody that
has been killed or
assaulted over a relationship.
Breakups are difficult for people to deal with and people lose their lives over breakups. So
that's fascinating to me, number one. So now when you add in that nice concoction of celebrity and
notoriety and, you know, it's tough. So imagine for Nikki, imagine for both of them.
This would have to be tough for either one of them.
Well, I mean, I know the Twitter joke is that Meek takes all these L's,
but I was confused why this was an L.
Have all these people dated Nikki?
Like, it could be a nightmare.
What if this was a win for Meek?
What if he just got out of the most toxic thing in his life?
I'm confused why that's an L.
Because it's Meek.
Because Drake said it's an L. Can somebody tell and i'm gonna sound really old and ignorant where's the tell me what the origin of l
loss a loss i know that where did this come from who started this the phrase of taking an l
who made l a big thing like why is this a big thing? L's been around.
I know.
I'm only 26.
It's been around for quite some time.
I have to ask you.
Yeah.
You caught a lot of L's.
Well, I remember people telling me that I caught L's when I was catching L's.
Yeah.
And I would always say, like, but again, I'm old and grumpy, like, oh, big deal.
You handed me a virtual L.
Whoa, life altered.
Like, whoops.
Like, okay.
So I would always laugh.
In recent years, I've seen this is like a big thing when somebody gets an L.
Why?
Your kids are so fucking stupid, all of you.
They just don't react that way.
Hello, I don't.
Shut the fuck up for a minute. All of your kids are really stupid. That's an L. Cheat. All act that way. Hello, I don't, hey, shut the fuck up for a minute.
All of you kids are really stupid.
That's an L.
Shit.
Yeah, that's an L, too.
Because the kids have made it so if you react to anything they do, it's an L, too.
Yup.
All right, whatever.
Anyway, back to.
So now you're just sitting here, angry, catching L's.
Yeah, yeah, basically.
And then they're going to tell you how you feel because you got to be angry.
Oh, you mad?
The greatest part is when niggas start telling you
why somebody blocked them.
Like, how do you know that?
How do you know why I blocked you?
Yeah, people don't have no idea.
You have zero idea why I blocked you.
Because these fucking lames have this in their brain,
I'm going to do this with intentions of getting blocked
so I can tell the world, hey, this person blocked me.
Yeah, that's a thing, too.
Which is the weirdest thing in the world to me.
Well, that's why in all of my newfound zen-like yoga, Yodaism,
I unblock everybody now.
Same here.
Everybody that I see that I have blocked on Twitter,
I am unblocking you. Somebody be like, yo, unblock me. Or they'll blocked on Twitter, I am unblocking you.
Somebody be like, yo, unblock me.
Or they'll go on Instagram, yo, unblock me on Twitter.
Cool, whatever.
They ain't even got to ask me.
If I somehow see that you are blocked, I'm unblocking you.
I don't care.
I just don't care.
I don't even care anymore.
That's where I'm at with it.
No, I'm the same way.
Where were we?
Well, I didn't care before, and I thought that now I don't even care if I see it.
Now I see it and don't see it.
See, people got to understand what the block was for, though.
People say, oh, you blocked me because you got in your feelings or I got to you.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I blocked you because I'm God on my timeline, and I can make you disappear, motherfucker.
But if I have the option not to see it, I'm going to choose not to see it.
Right.
It doesn't make you reacting.
I blocked you to assure that we never converse.
I don't want to have an exchange of words with you again.
I don't want to see you.
You died.
I just killed you.
Boom, you're dead.
Listen, we were talking about something of substance,
and now y'all are talking about hell.
Meek and Nikki's substance.
Yeah, that's substance.
Back to them, too.
Do we think that Nikki is going to put out the great album
as many women do after a breakup?
When is Nicki?
I didn't say Nicki.
I said many women have put out great albums after breakups.
Well, okay.
Let me ask you a question then.
She went through a breakup and put out the pink print.
And was that the great album?
Wasn't that just a remake of her last album?
Which was a remake of the first album?
No, listen, listen, listen, listen.
Now, we're not going to sit here and Nicky's shamed.
I'm not shamed.
I'm the biggest cigarette fan on this podcast.
But listen, we have said Nicky's recent bars have been trash.
We'll judge her as she should be judged as a rapper and artist.
Her recent bars have been trash.
Nicky going to have to pop up with some shit Before niggas is paying attention
To some other shit
Or is this
Are the roles reversed here
Because Meek was played out
To be Mr. Nicki in this situation
Is he gonna put out the bomb
On her breakup album
I don't see Meek doing that
Because Meek don't have the
It's gonna
They still got all the pictures up
On each other's Instagrams
It ain't real till they delete
you're weird for knowing that
but
for conversation purposes
to answer your question
I'm weird for way more
than knowing that
to answer your question
I don't see Meek
putting that album out
because Meek has never been one
that's had
a ton of content
per se
in his music
so
you'd have to go
you'd have to
you know
put that content out there to be able to put your feelings into that.
When you,
after you go through a breakup,
make an amazing album.
So I don't see me being that guy to do that.
I got them getting back together.
Meek is,
Meek still is really cool in my book.
I like Meek.
Like Meek still,
he still makes good music.
He still is,
is well dressed.
He's well represented when you see him.
His presence is still large.
I don't really see how Meek is ever doing so bad, as people say.
I don't think he's doing bad at all.
When people start talking about Meek like something is wrong in comparison to Drake,
but Drake is in the 1% where whoever you compare
him to is going to be that way.
I mean, shit, when you make that type of
dollar.
Did y'all see the Golden Globes? No.
I caught the second half.
I didn't even know if they
aired in Irvington, Elizabeth, wherever you
be at. I'm in Wisconsin, B.
How you going to say I didn't know
if the Golden Globes aired in Irvington.
That's a wild comment.
And I'll shout out to fucking Irvington.
What happened big at the Golden Globes?
Childish Gambino.
Childish Gambino.
He started the new rollout.
New rollout is acceptance speeches.
Nah.
I don't know if everybody's pulling off the...
Because everybody's going to get the mix.
Bougie has quadruple, triple, platinum
in one night.
Except in speeches. New platform.
Because everybody there was just Googling
what the hell is Bad and Bougie.
That was pretty funny.
It was. We thought that Childish Gambino
would win because we're all such big fans
of the show. We would have been mad if he didn't win.
I didn't think they would.
I love the show.
I just didn't think they were going to win.
Right.
It's one of those like, oh, yeah, you're going to sit in the gloves.
You're going to overlook them.
Them winning in the fashion that they did really made me realize that how much someone back there hates Curtis Jackson.
Yeah.
Because power is never won.
Power's never won shit.
Was it nominated?
Because I know he was flipping out
because he didn't even get nominations.
Power certainly deserves,
maybe not winning,
but Power certainly deserves to be nominated.
Power deserves to be recognized
with the other heavyweight shows.
It's a heavyweight show.
It is.
In spite of how you may feel about 50 Cent,
who we'll get into now.
Well, there's obviously politics.
We know that part.
But Childish Gambino, Donald Glover,
whichever you want to call him,
has been in TV for quite some time.
And in TV that caters more to that audience.
Like he's been with Parks and Rec or whatever it was.
And he's safe. Not Parks and Rec, the other one. Yeah, and he's been with Parks and Rec or whatever it was. And he's safe.
Not Parks and Rec,
the other one.
Yeah, and he's done 30 Rock.
He's done things
that these people have watched and know.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, yeah, we know him.
He's safe.
He's okay.
Yeah.
He's not going to come up here
and do what he did.
50 has done things
that they know, right?
Yeah, but...
Oh, but he's not safe.
He still has the stigma.
I get it, I get it, I get it,
I get it, I get it.
I get it. I get it. So that's. I get it. I get it. I get it.
I get it.
So that's where that's going to go.
Do we care about 50 and Mike Tyson?
Y'all might.
Do we?
Oh, we didn't even talk about.
How do we not Chris Brown segue into that?
What, Big Soldier and Draco?
The Soldier Boy, yeah.
The fight.
Who's excited?
Do we believe that this fight is happening?
No, we don't believe it's happening.
I saw a soldier boy on Instagram curling five-pound dumbbells,
and I zoomed in to make sure they were five pounds.
They were five pounds.
And then I thought to
myself why soldier boy curling five-pound dumbbells then I thought to
myself you know light five-pound dumbbells somebody look who it is it's
small somebody said he looked like a pookie when he was trying to get off crack and Ice-T had him working out? Let me smile up here.
Yeah, that was a little odd.
I don't care about this.
Me neither.
I don't care either, but I do think that they're on to something with this boxing thing.
Give me a breast, yo.
Maul, we have Discussed Del
Yeah his name is Del now
I'm not calling him
Odell
Cause there's no offense
There's no reason to
O at anything that he does
We've discussed
Del
We have discussed
What else
I don't know
Listen to it nigga
Yeah
Nikki and Meek
Breaking up
And now we're on
Chris Brown
Soldier Boy fight
Oh so y'all ain't been
Talking about shit
Well we're talking
Oh we talked about
The Golden Globes
Yeah
Briefly
Real quick
Well what else is there
To talk about in the world
That's exciting Mo
Where's Derrick Rose
Why are you just
Why are you Derrick Rose
I was actually with
Derrick Rose
We do believe that You were with Derek Rose.
He said that.
You were with Derek Rose.
Well, I'm going to talk about what y'all was talking about.
I was going to call Joe about his Giants because he called me early that morning.
You missed the Giants segment of the podcast.
You missed our Giants segment already.
We've already discussed Giants.
Fuck them niggas.
Fuck the Giants.
Go Patriots.
Who?
Can you hear yourself?
Yeah, I can hear myself.
Yeah, D-Rose.
I guess since I was talking about some sports a little bit.
Yeah, he just gonna jump right to it.
You said I was with D-Rose.
Well, I want you to tell me what's happening with D-Rose
because I'll throw it to more with sports.
I don't know what's happening with D. Rose because I'll throw it to Maul with sports.
I don't know what's happening, but the feeling is that I think D. Rose,
he's leaning towards retirement.
Shut up.
No, seriously.
He is not.
Seriously.
Why?
His body.
Physically, he feels like his body can't really stand up to the ground anymore.
So he skipped a New Orleans game and went to Chicago
no I think he was
contemplating like
he was done last night
and I think his family
talked him into
man
hey
Derek
I think so man
that's what I think
man if you don't not get
the fuck off
with this shit
Derrick Rose is averaging
17.6 points a game.
But you got to realize, Joe.
I ain't got to realize a goddamn thing.
It's fucking January.
What are you talking about?
We just signed this nigga in October.
It's January.
You want to talk about retirement?
You know how many times I wanted to retire from fucking rap?
Well, you retire from rap every day, and then you want to rap again.
Nah, I don't really retire.
D-Rose can't do that.
He doesn't have that luxury to do that.
What luxury?
He's had way more luxury than I have.
Let me tell you that.
No, but he fell from grace.
You got to realize what D-Rose was at his career at one point and where he's at now.
If you get benched, right?
If you go from league MVP, youngest MVP in the league ever at 23 years old,
height of your career, playing, injuries happen, cool.
But then you look up and you're on a team that you don't really understand
what's going on, and then you lose your fourth quarter playing time
to a guy that wouldn't even make a lot of other rosters in the NBA.
How would you feel?
How would you start looking at yourself?
First of all, don't disrespect Ron Baker like that, number one.
No, I like Ron.
I think he's a solid player.
That didn't sound like you liked Ron.
No, but I'm just saying.
He wouldn't make other rosters.
He barely is making this roster.
They might not even sign him for the rest of the year.
He got like another six days before they can officially sign him.
No, they already signed him.
Oh, they did?
Yeah, nigga.
Okay, well.
Uh-huh.
But what I'm saying, look at the position Ron is in.
Like he had to scrap to make this roster versus a guy who was league MVP a few years ago.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, it's a lot of shit that goes into that mentally that weighs on you.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you start thinking, like, dog, I don't want to pull myself through this shit.
I'll be real mad if Derrick Rose retires and doesn't want to play anymore
considering that him and Noah seemed like they were a package,
and Noah looks like me.
But this will play right into the Knicks.
Noah looks like me, and he's way, way more paid than I am.
But don't you think this plays into the Knicks' history?
The Knicks always seem to get star players when they're at their tail end.
I hate the Knicks.
I know you do, but I'm just saying, though, this plays right into that.
Like, every star player that they get is always at the...
Yeah, but it's been a few months.
We get our draft pick this year.
We get our draft pick this year.
That's a good thing.
I'm with tanking the whole fucking season.
Quick sidebar, we won't stay on sports.
Joel Embiid looks like...
He's the next one.
...Hakeem Olajuwon.
Yeah, he's the next one.
How you feeling about that?
Are you Philly back?
We on the way back.
Okay.
Wait a minute now.
Philly is good.
Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons.
I know Ben Simmons hasn't played.
A lot.
But Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons.
I don't care what y'all decide to do with Okafor or Noel New Orleans.
New Orleans.
They're going to move him.
They're going to move him.
Yeah.
Bring him to the Knicks.
Embiid and Simmons are the centerpieces, though.
Who's better out of the two?
Well, we haven't seen Ben at the pro level yet.
I don't give a fuck what we see from Ben.
Embiid looks
stupid.
Yeah, he's the one.
Now I get it.
Trust the process. I'm trusting the process.
He's the one, definitely. I want that nigga on my
team with Porzingis.
Who's better, Embiid or Cat?
Right now? Yeah.
Who will be?
Embiid has more upside.
All right.
Listen, fucking, you've interrupted my Soulja Boy Chris Brown shit.
Just give me your winners on the fight.
Just give me who you think is winning the fight.
I already said last week.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
We did that.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
That's what we were doing.
In lieu of it being such a brilliant idea because i do think it's a brilliant
idea i think it's a lot of gentlemen and and some women let's not let's not uh wait you think this
is a brilliant idea this fight i think that well i'm from jersey city and in jersey city
when two niggas have a problem with each other they have zero problem just walking around the corner and fucking getting it on right quick, and then you just walk
back around the corner.
No, Jersey City, if you got a problem with a nigga, they got no problem killing that
nigga.
Well, I mean, that's the next phase of that.
That's now.
Like, yeah.
When I was there, I haven't been there in some time.
But listen, y'all don't think that this is...
Chris Brown can't step into this ring, man.
He can't. If Chris Brown steps into this ring, man. He can't.
Why?
If Chris Brown steps into this ring,
his career is completely over.
Completely.
I don't care if he knocks...
That's not true.
What?
That's not true.
This is supreme clown shit that's going on right here.
Supreme.
They don't get no more clown...
Clown things he's done and survived.
No, no, no, no.
But this is it, though.
This rock bottom clown.
Yeah, this is it.
I don't care. Because let's just say... I think he could is it. This is rock bottom clown. Yeah, this is it. I don't care
because let's just say
Soldier Boy catches him
with one.
Dog, he beat Rihanna
and did a mixtape
with Tyga
and was still a pop icon.
We don't have footage
of what happened.
And Rory would like
to point out
and Rory is not
he's a good point here.
We kind of like
that Tyga verse
on Deuces.
Oh yeah,
it was very underrated.
No, yeah.
We did. Deuces is a good one. It was very underrated. No. We did.
We did.
The tape they did was all right.
Yeah.
Niggas don't.
No, yeah.
Tiger just gets a lot of fucking.
Hey, we got to start giving people their fucking credit when it's deserved.
No, it don't work like that.
Tiger verse wasn't bad.
It don't work like that.
No, that verse wasn't bad at all.
Tiger got a lot of verses that's not bad.
He just.
I can run.
No.
Here we go.
I'm not going to.
I don't see you.
I don't know if Hey Pat
The mic is being distorted
Ice is saying something
About a lot
And Tyga
Yeah
But nah
You really do
But seriously my nigga
Like Chris can't do this man
He can't do this
Chris is one of the
He's made his choice
He's going this direction now
He's in the fuck
This is crazy man
Direction
Just go all the way with it
Chris Brown has
Where is he redeeming to work
Chris Brown
Has an album coming out
Chris Brown is one of the
One of the
He's probably a one of one
Maybe Chris Brown
Jamie Foxx
It's a real short list of niggas
That's as talented as them
Alright so we on the same page
Yeah
Okay
That's how I view
His talent level
Okay
Chris Brown has done
Way more than enough
Fuck boy shit
For us to not support him
I could make a very clear
And concise argument
That his career
Has gone in this direction
And has been halted
Because of him
We know that already
Right
I don't think he can step
In that ring
And we won't want to hear another Chris Brown song.
He's way too down.
There's nothing he can do to make me not want to hear another Chris Brown song.
Yeah, they're going to play it.
And we're going to like it.
No, I get that part.
But this is like, this forever, forever is like, dog, we can never.
Every time we see him after this, it's going to be us seeing him throwing punches in the ring.
see him after this, it's going to be us seeing him throwing punches in the ring.
Now, what if he go out there and come out like a boxer and whoop his ass?
And this is not like when Sticky Fingers got in the ring.
Some of the young people don't remember when Sticky got in the ring.
But that was well after Onyx and Sticky's career.
It was over.
So whatever really happened there, our view just changed of Sticky when he couldn't beat up the white dude.
Right.
This is not that.
So if Soulja Boy, if Soulja Boy, let's just talk about both sides.
If Soulja Boy fucks Chris Brown up, then what?
Can Soulja Boy fuck Chris Brown up, nigga?
I still want to hear Chris Brown up.
Okay.
But that got to do with anything.
I'm still going to hear Chris Brown up.
Hey, listen, Young Bird got smacked and punched around. I still want to hear Chris Brown up. Okay. But that got to do with anything. I'm still going to hear Chris Brown up. Hey, listen, Young Bird got smacked and punched around.
I still listen to the business.
Yeah, but Young Bird, he ain't Chris Brown up.
He's not.
Chris Brown is, I don't know if he is anymore,
but he was knocking at that icon door.
Like, he was on his way to being like.
Chris Brown is still probably knocking on that icon door.
No, it's over.
No, I don't think.
It's over. I don't think It's over
I don't think he'll ever get that
It's over
Like, he's hit that ceiling now
Wait, huh?
He put a ceiling in place
And this right here
Because the people won't allow him to be that
Because of shit he's been doing
Because a part of being an icon is you have to keep this certain mystique about yourself
Anybody that's an icon, they have, like, this mysterious barrier.
For every icon you name, I can name something sick that they did.
No, I mean, we're human still.
But what I'm saying is you're not going to just, like,
a lot of these icons that we have, they're not accessible.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you got to keep some type of mystique about yourself
when you start talking about he's an icon.
Well, in his defense, he grew up in an era that there's not much mystique
really at all.
Like...
No, there can be.
Michael Jackson could have been
all over Twitter.
We just don't know
because he grew up in an era
where there wasn't.
No, but there's still a mystique
that certain icons have.
I can't even use that
I don't think it was
the Rihanna situation
and I hate to bring up Tyga again,
but when he was making
these decisions
and the people he was
rolling with,
I don't think Michael
would have done a mixtape
with fucking J-Hood.
Like,
it just makes no sense.
You kind of take yourself
out of that icon area
when you're doing people
that are so beneath you
and music that's beneath you.
I mean,
you running around
banging on music.
Y'all LA niggas
that do shit
because y'all live
next door to each other,
I ain't with all that.
I don't give a fuck
who live next door to me.
That don't warrant
my contribution to their career.
Right.
What do I know?
Yeah, it's too much buddy bullshit, man.
Yeah, I don't know what's happening.
It's fake buddy bullshit.
I think Vinyl's worked with you because he live next door.
So I wouldn't go that far, but.
Vinyl's got a fucking bag working with me.
I know, I'm joking.
And then that bastard turned around and did that fucking drink this while he live next door to me.
That motherfucker.
I should have went over there and saw him.
That's my man, though. Friend of the show's my man though friend of the show vinyl friend of the
show vinyl love so but no more i think the idea is genius of people squaring up if on a real square
up though that's where i'm cool with that at like if i see you i'm gonna bust your ass wherever we
at not no no i like this i like the undercard idea I do Alright check it out
Reason why I say
You can't do that
Because
These niggas is celebrities
Like
You gotta
They're not celebrities
If they put boxing gloves on
No but what I'm saying is
Now you got boxing gloves
It's sanctioned
And all this other shit
You put hands on a nigga
Nowadays
What's gonna happen
It's more of a circus
It's more of a circus
It's lights
It's cameras
It's like you still
This is not real
Okay but you can't run down
Nowadays and run
And put hands on a nigga
Wait listen to this Maul
Kodak Black today
For some strange reason
Is saying disparaging words
Toward Lil Wayne
Yeah but I mean Kodak Black
I don't know why that is
But wouldn't you just like
To see them two niggas
Just square up
And shut the fuck up
Wayne and Kodak
Yeah
No fuck no Anybody with an issue Kodak Yeah No fuck no
Anybody with an issue
Kodak is
I get what you say
Anybody with an issue
Y'all got an issue
Fight nigga
No fight
Really fight
No no no
No gloves
Niggas don't fight
That is a real fight
That ain't no real fight man
Niggas don't fight no more
It's not a real
They're not boxers
Nigga why y'all
Putting on gloves
Putting good in the ring
Promoters and all this
Dumb shit
If I put boxers on my hands
I'm going to box a nigga to death.
Nah.
And I'm not a boxer.
Nah, man.
You see what happened with 50 through that first pitch, right?
See how crazy he was?
That was the worst pitch I ever saw.
He wasn't trained for it, though.
He wasn't prepared for it.
50 could have trained for two years.
I ain't going to lie.
That's why he's so dumb.
A couple years ago, when the niggas out of philly who run the whole celebrity boxing thing saw a certain
rapper had issues with me on twitter it was like yo if y'all want to if y'all want to box we will
set it up i would have did it yeah but hey you're not a fucking you don't you're not you're not
not getting a lot out of that yeah you ain't nothing to gain it wasn't for no money or nothing
it was just like yo we got a problem all right let's do it no you definitely wasn't for no money or nothing. It was just like, yo, we got a problem. All right, let's do it. No, you definitely wasn't boxing for free.
Royce and Papa Woo was 100% setting up the me and Ray Square Dance around the corner
until it just didn't happen.
But that was a real, that was, okay.
That was 100% occurring.
But that was a real thing.
For whatever reason, it did not.
That wasn't no lights, camera, action.
We promoting this shit.
That's what, I'm cool.
Yeah, but if you can make a dollar from it, oh.
I'm not saying that I would do that.
Mo, you're taking away from the fun.
Let's think of some funny undercards, man,
because it's a great idea. Oh, okay, funny undercards.
Yeah, you sitting here trying to be fucking Malcolm Mo.
No, I'm not.
Damn it, we're trying to have fun.
It's a podcast.
Yo, that was one of the funniest things you ever said.
I'm a motherfucker here, man.
Funny undercards?
I'd like to see Charlamagne and Beanie.
Nah, but Beanie can't...
It's not really going to happen.
Tax and Ebro got to square up.
That would be great.
They got to square up on the undercard.
Enough is enough.
I don't want to see tweets.
I'm tired of tweets.
Tax and Ebro might be a good fight on the undercard.
That's what I'm saying.
Right? That would be interesting. That's what I'm saying. Right?
That would be interesting.
That's got to happen.
Even though Son already issued his statement and turned it down, but I ain't going to lie.
I personally would have watched the 21 and 22 Savage fight.
Just because.
I don't know who 22 Savage is.
Well, now there's a 23 Savage out here.
Oh, no.
I watched our son.
Hold up.
It's like 30 of them now.
The Savages?
Yeah.
No bullshit.
What does Ted think about all of this?
What does Ted think about this?
Ted Savage.
Yeah.
What does Ted think about this?
How are they going to disrespect the original Savage?
What does Macho Man Randy Savage think about this?
He's the original Savage.
Yeah, bro.
No.
Before Ted?
He's over in his grave. Wait, wait, wait.
Was Macho Man before Ted?
He might have been. No.
Wonder Years debuted when? In 88
or some shit? Nah, Macho Man.
When you think that shit debuted?
Definitely like 81, 82.
Yeah, I was playing with that soap and the toys when I was
like three years old. Off that
poor Ted, man. If
Winnie had Instagram back then, she'd have been popping that pussy on Instagram.
I don't think Winnie was as clean cut as she pretended to be,
but that's old nigga talk right there.
I don't know who those ring girls were.
Who else is on the undercard?
I would like to see Chyna and Kylie Jenner
and see her get dragged across the ring.
That would be a little entertaining.
Who and who?
Chyna beat the shit out of them.
Black Chyna.
Yeah, that wouldn't be
That'd just be a good ass
Why y'all think y'all
Could look at somebody
And know if they got hands?
How do you know black
How do y'all know
That black China would beat up
China is a grown woman
I don't know she has
I don't know she got hands
I just know Kylie Jenner's a child
Yeah
That grew up in Calabasas
So no kids got hands?
She
Okay
Tell that to that
Fucking 18 year old kid
I seen outside of Crowns
In 03
Kylie ain't beating
Them fucking Chinese ass
Yeah that kid didn't grow up
In Calabasas
There's a Kardashian
Shit
Kid's got hands
No I'm definitely
But you
Kylie
Meek and Safaree
Yeah
Enough is enough
Yeah
Enough is enough
Yeah that's a good one
Yeah
That's definitely
Who wins in that one
Meek and Safaree
Well we seen Meek
You know
I'm going with Meek man
I'm sorry
Nah
Any nigga that's running around
Putting coconut oil all over him
On Love and Hip Hop
I can't vote for you
I'm sorry
But the punches would slip right off
Nah I don't care
I'm going with Meek
Meek is ashy
That's the Vaseline
You always gotta go with the ashy nigga
Yeah
So how do you roll with a nigga
After you
And you know I can't talk about Meek Without people blowing it up Yeah But after you saw that punch How do you roll with a nigga after you And you know I can't talk about Meek
Without people blowing it up
Yeah
But after you saw that punch
How do you roll with Meek?
I'm going with Meek
Ashy over coconut oil
But you saw the punch though?
I saw the punch
It's okay
Alright
Ashy over coconut oil
When it comes to fighting
If two niggas walk in here right now
And they get ready to fight
And one nigga got ashy knuckles
And the other nigga all glistened
Coconut oiled up
You gonna be like
This coconut oil nigga about to win? If I see two niggas walk in here right now and they get ready to fight and one nigga got ashy knuckles and the other nigga all glistened coconut oiled up, you're going to be like, this coconut oil nigga about
to win?
If I see two niggas walking here right now and one of them is lathered down in coconut
oil with a furry vest on in 30 degree fucking New York, New Jersey, I'm betting on him.
No.
I'm betting on that gentleman.
Something ain't right with him.
Something is a bit off in his head.
The Clemson game,
what'd y'all think?
We've talked a lot of sports,
but that was one
of the greatest games.
That was an amazing game.
That was like a top five game
that I've seen.
Lane Kiffin cost him that,
by the way.
Let's just keep it real.
Lane Kiffin is a real dick.
Roy reminds me
of fucking Lane Kiffin.
He got a little
Lane Kiffin juice on his ass.
Yeah, you a little
Lane Kiffin-ish.
He's a real fucking jerk off.
What else happened important? Something real,in-ish. Yeah, I appreciate it. He's a real fucking jerk-off. What else happened important?
Something real.
Something happened important.
Wait, who?
You're on the undercard somewhere.
We can't listen.
Listen.
He got a gauntlet match on the undercard.
He got undercard, overcard, in-between card, metro card.
This nigga's on every card you can name when it comes to fighting somebody.
Joe's running a gauntlet.
Yeah, definitely.
Who am I fighting on the other card?
Everybody.
That's where you want to start.
You and Tahiri.
Y'all got it.
You and Tahiri definitely got a square.
She got some hands for you, 100%.
I ain't going to lie.
Tahiri might.
You might have to fight every nigga in the Creep Squad.
You might have to fight every nigga in the Creep Squad You might have to fight Every nigga in the Creep Squad
Cause they all taking
Your slang and running away
Number one
You guys
Are disrespecting
My union
And my bond
And my relationship
By speaking about
Past endeavors
No no no
Nobody
We're not speaking
About past endeavors
I refuse to acknowledge
I know
I don't even say words
That start with T no more
Okay
So
Uh Ian Yes I'm doing Say words that start with T no more. Okay.
Ian.
Yes, Joe?
I'm doing my podcast.
Oh, God, I apologize.
I thought you'd be done by now.
No, I'm not done.
Tell your fans I apologize.
All right, thanks.
Have a good one, sorry.
Bye. Bye. Have a good one, Ty. Bye.
Have a good one, sorry.
Fans.
Ian apologizes.
Fans versus Ian on the undercard.
Where were we?
Yeah, I don't even say where's it start with a T.
Who else do y'all think I should be fighting on this card?
You and Reed got to throw hands.
Oh, shit. Yeah.
Wait, what?
You and Reed got to throw hands shit Yeah Wait what? You and Reed
You and Reed gotta throw hands
I'ma just keep it real
You can't
You can't
You absolutely have to throw hands
You can't be tweeting a nigga
Ex-girl on the fresh breakup
And y'all laughing
And giggling and shit
So y'all keep keying
But the fresh breakup
Like
Yeah
Reed still had tinge on his face
And you over there
Tweeting his ex-girl
Y'all giggling
It was so funny
Can you fucking imagine you breaking up?
You tweeting through it.
Your pinned tweet is you crying.
Yeah.
She don't tweet nothing.
Right.
First thing that pop up on the timeline is her screenshotting you crying and kiki-ing
with a rapper.
Right.
Yeah, nah.
Yeah, y'all got no hands.
I ain't gonna lie.
I might give Reed your address.
Before I react to this hot take Can you give the listeners
Backstory on who these people
Even are that you're referring to
I don't even know if it matters
It's just funny
It don't matter
It does matter
Reed had a
He had a nice following
On social media
About two years ago
Reed is
Reed Lowkey
Is like
He's like black twitter legendary
With Lowkey
Yeah he is
That video he did walking around
It ain't sweet
That's classic
Reed has some classic moments
So Reed
And friend of the show
Abby Berry
Friend of the show
They were an item
We know she's a friend of the show
By the way you were
Kiki and Max
Friend of the Joe
I see what you're doing there
I see what you did there
Friend of the Joe
So Reed and Abby Berry
Were an item
They live together
They are a big couple
She made him delete his account
For what undisclosed reasons
They're both big
Right
She's very big He's reasons They're both big Right She's very big
He's big
She's big
They're both like big
Yeah
That's big
Like that's awkward to me
Yeah
But whatever
They break up
Only because in the pictures
That they post
The bed is too close to the wall
And the first thing I think
Is both of y'all are way too tall
For that bed to be close
But whatever
Right
Just telling you
Where my brain goes man
Right So they apparently broke up that bed to be closed. But whatever. Just telling you where my brain goes, man.
So they apparently broke up.
Reed poured his heart out on the timeline.
I love when people
pour their heart out
on the timeline, by the way.
I just love when people
bring their personal business
to the timeline.
Hey, can I just,
I wish y'all would never
stop pouring your heart
out on the timeline.
No, honestly, for real.
Okay.
It ain't even gotta be your heart.
Just keep bringing
your personal life
and your personal business
to the timeline.
Reed poured his heart out
on the timeline.
Abby immediately started doing, started answering.
Yeah, yeah, from the new account.
Started answering fan questions about the breakup.
No, she answered your questions.
No, she was answering fans' questions.
And then I was looking at Sin saying, well, why did they break up?
Right.
And then Sin didn't know.
So I said, should I text her?
She said, no, i should text her so we
just didn't know how okay let's stop right there right yeah that's a vital piece of information
so we can't confirm that joe has avi's phone number has it okay moving forward joe has been
had avi's phone what do you know joe what do you imply what do you know jo Joe? What do you imply? What do you know, Joe?
What the fuck is more implied?
You fell right for that trap, didn't you?
Walked right into that one.
So anyway, I tweeted Abby because I wanted to know why they broke up.
I did want the juice.
I did.
I didn't know that she was going to say he pinned a tweet.
I don't know what a pinned tweet is.
Yeah, I ain't never known until.
I don't know how to do it, where to see it, where to find it.
Apparently, you can take a tweet, and if somebody clicks your page,
like, that's at the top no matter what else you've been tweeting.
It stays at the top.
So he pinned a tweet expressing his love and most sincere apology
for whatever it was that he had done.
Apparently, the day before, he spazzed out on her on Twitter,
called out her name, said all kinds of wild shit,
but then he deleted everything.
Oh, he real?
Yeah.
But, you know, so that's the back story.
You can't call your girlfriend out of her name on Twitter.
Yeah.
Call her out of her hat name, if you will.
Yo, what is wrong with people man
So we still don't know
Why exactly they broke up
No we don't know
Why they broke up
I just wish them the best
I wish them the best
I want everybody
To just fall in love
Be in love
Feel love
Embrace love
I want just love
To take over
For 2017
I do
So did you text her or
We saw enough hate in 20...
All right, we got a joke going on here.
All right, so let me pay close attention here.
Rory, what was the joke?
No, Rory.
After your exchange on Twitter...
Sing gonna fuck all y'all up,
so I don't even care.
Saying I'm a Muslim.
Sing gonna fuck each and every one of y'all.
I wasn't even in it.
I wasn't there.
Ice, how do you feel about Allen Iverson
doing the Ice Cube three-on-three league for wash niggas?
I thought it was a good idea.
Wait, what?
Next subject.
Allen Iverson is playing in a three-on-three league?
Ice Cube started this three-on-three league for wash niggas.
That's just what it is.
And Iverson is going to play? He's a player coach. Yeah, him, Jermaine O'Neal. It's a bunch of the old niggas. A bunch of Washniggas. That's just what it is. And Iverson is going to play?
He's a player coach.
Yeah, him, Jermaine O'Neal.
It's a bunch of the old niggas.
A bunch of Washniggas.
Derrick Rose is about to join.
Allen Iverson can't do that.
Somebody get Allen.
Allen Iverson 100% is doing that.
He's a player coach.
No, no, no, no.
He's doing it.
We can't.
What do you mean he's a player coach?
No, they got certain players are player coaches.
I was reading up on this shit today.
He's the most uncoachable
player of all time.
So he's coaching.
He understands
what it's like
to be uncoachable
so he can deal
with the uncoachable.
Oh my God.
Oh, congratulations
to Viola Davis
who got the Hollywood
Walk of Fame
star this week.
Oh, and she won
a Golden Globe, right?
Well deserving.
Shout out to you,
Childish Gambino on his Golden Globe.
And she bodied her role in Fences, which I still have not seen.
This league might be kind of lit, though.
I thought it was a good idea.
Because I'm reading the names that's in there so far.
I don't want to ever see no shit like that. Jason Williams, Chauncey Billups, Kenyon Martin, Rashard Lewis, Jermaine O'Neal, Stephen Jackson.
They got, like, the hood diggers in the league.
Have y'all ever seen A Girl on the Train?
I started watching it the day before yesterday and cut it off.
Why?
I just, I wasn't focused.
I think I, that sounds familiar.
Who was in that?
I don't know.
I don't remember her name.
I don't know her name.
Yeah, I was watching.
I'm not paying attention.
I'm like, okay, this movie's doing too much right now.
I got to trust this.
They made me watch that movie, and I watched it thinking I was going to get ass afterward.
But that movie is like a bad version of Gone Girl.
Okay.
Okay.
I see what you're saying.
Gone Girl was a good movie.
And it's mad.
Gone Girl was great.
I saw it at least 27 times.
Yeah, that was a great movie.
Didn't they say it'd be a Gone Girl 2?
Wasn't that confirmed?
They can't do that. Don't do that. That would be great. Why would they do that? Oh. Yeah, that was great. Didn't they say it'd be a Gone Girl 2? Wasn't that confirmed? They can't do that.
Don't do that.
That would be great.
No.
Why would they do that?
Oh, no, no, no.
The way it ended, yeah.
It don't have to.
The way it ended, it would be a good.
It could be a Gone Girl.
Yeah, I don't know.
It could be a part two.
Did anyone think the Lemonade movie was kind of a bite from Gone Girl?
Like the voiceovers and the poems and the shit in between?
Beyonce's Lemonade?
I still haven't seen that.
It was reminiscent.
Just in production style I guess
Yeah
But I mean
What do you want me to say
Yeah
A Girl on the Train
No it was very confusing
It was all about
Three white women
Who looked exactly the same
Who lived right next to each other
Who all saw the same therapist
Who all did a bunch of fuck shit
Oh so the suburbs
I'm off it
Do y'all watch Black Mirror
On Netflix
I started I started Black Mirror.
I watched about five of them
and then I just chilled
because I got busy.
But I do like that show.
Okay.
I'm still on Shooter.
I was just going to say
Shooter, come on tonight.
Love and Hip Hop
is shitted it at Ash.
You don't say.
Did anyone finally
get a good night's sleep
because the Kareem squad
is back together?
I finally slept well
It's been a rough few weeks
Listen Joe was sitting here
Letting them niggas steal his shine
Moe why do you keep saying
That they're stealing my shine
I'm not a creep
I'm not in any Creep Squad
I'm not in any
They're not creeps
I'm not in any adult membership club
Yes you are
You're the president
No I'm not
I'm not the president of anything
Yo you know what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna go back and watch Your love and hip-hop uh uh seasons that's fine i told you it's some golden
thing no no i gotta really go back like and really and you just watch you like when you walked up to
uh mama juana's to meet tahiri like just watching your mannerisms that's just funny to me just
watching you walk up to a restaurant it's funny to me because i know you're already going up to
that shit on some bullshit.
I'm so glad I don't even hear that T word you keep saying.
This guy's great.
Even though loving hip-hop is trash, I do have a real question that I asked on Twitter yesterday.
Did everyone watch the last episode of Loving Hip-Hop?
Yes or no?
I didn't see it.
All right.
Well, Snoop's fake girlfriend was wilding the fuck out on her at her event.
And I thought to myself, morally, of course not legally,
and I may come off a little ignorant here.
Well, you're ignorant.
That's okay.
We accept ignorance here.
You normally come off a bit ignorant.
Is Snoop allowed to hit that girl and it be sociably acceptable?
Can she clean up that girl?
Is that okay?
Yeah, she's still a woman.
I can't have to stay out of this.
She's just a tough woman. I can't have to stay out of this. She's just a tough woman.
I just wanted to know if that was okay.
But then it posed that question to me.
In gay relationships, if I'm staring at someone of the same gender, of the same physical attributes,
I'm probably going to go to work with a black eye every fucking day.
How do these gay relationships not end in hands every fucking month well they do though they do though i mean it you know it
depends on i guess the relationship and the people in it but i don't i don't follow that
so she's allowed to hook off like that's okay yeah all right Why not? Twitter didn't agree. Twitter never agrees with shit.
I think you strippers on Instagram are making your dope dealer boyfriends hot.
Nobody ever thought of that.
Did anybody ever think of this?
Honestly, for real.
You think that's what's making them hot?
I'm scrolling through Instagram sometimes And I'm seeing
A few of
A few of our
Associates
And just some of the stuff
That they post
And then you go to their page
And see their fucking
Dope boy
Fucking boyfriend
In the middle of a transaction
Or some shit
I'm like
You bitches are gonna get
Somebody arrested
Oh yeah for sure
Trying to show off
For all the bitches
That's what y'all Are gonna do
Somebody's gonna go to jail
I hate all that shit bro
I do
I really do wanna see
The Love & Hip Hop reunion though
Let me touch
Get back to Love & Hip Hop
I can't wait for the reunion
And I do wanna see
If they gonna try
To put hands on Yandy
Oh the baby mamas
Is the reunion coming up already
Is the season's over
It's about dwindling down
It's about four more episodes.
I saw a Miss Gossip Girl tweet that she'd be in New York this week.
Yeah, they're coming now.
I'm thinking she might be here for that.
They're coming this week.
Niggas got to get it popping at the reunion.
Andy will be in New York this week?
No.
No, no.
Miss Gossip Girl, the one who normally hosts.
Oh, Nina.
She'll be in New York.
Well, everybody knows the reunion is about to take place.
A lot of undercard matches got to happen at that fucking reunion.
That might just be the undercard.
They should just fight there.
Remember we turned up at the reunion?
Hey!
I was about to say, you and Khan might have to be undercard.
That's still got to go down.
It went down.
Yeah, but it got to go down again.
And it went down again.
That's the part I don't understand about what Marlon's saying.
It went down and it
went down again.
Niggas saw cons outside
of SOBs, man.
He was a whole different
person, man.
I thought it was going
to go down.
Cons is a friend of the
show, man.
Nah, he's a friend of
the show now.
Me and cons.
But that day he wasn't.
Squashed it in starlets.
Okay.
Oh, and SOBs when I'm
with, yeah.
He walked outside
Conch was out there
Thought that nigga
Was gonna try to sell me
A newspaper man
He was so peaceful
Conch
Conch
Yo Conch so lucky
That none of that
Shit was like
Recorded in this
Day and age
Yeah
Like
In this day
Two years ago
Nah it was a little
Longer than that
Nah it was longer than that
It wasn't two years ago It was like 2012 Yeah it was 12 Oh. No, it was a little longer than that. No, it was longer than that. It wasn't two years ago.
It was like 2012.
Yeah, it was 12.
Oh, yeah, I guess that was a little while ago.
That's a little while ago.
Yeah, Khan's a friend of the show, man.
Shout out to him.
Shout out to Khan.
What else did I miss?
Is something important supposed to be happening soon?
I know I ask that every week.
Obama is chucking deuces.
He gave his final.
I feel like every week he keeps giving his final something.
Yeah, he should be giving it now, right?
Russia is threatening to spill the beans on Trump.
Shocker there.
Shocker there.
Trump is not going to be off as long.
Let me just put that out there.
Why?
What do you think is going to occur?
He's going to get impeached.
Oh, great.
And then Pence will be there.
They're going to get both of them the fuck out of there.
They ain't getting Pence out of there Okay
Unless Malcolm Wall
Go up there with the Yamin
Right
With the Drake
You know what I'm saying
With the Draco
Yeah nigga
Wall got the Draco
For the A
No no no
No no no
Wall doesn't have
No Draco
Alright fine
Rory what the fuck
Are you doing
What are you googling over here
I was looking at things maybe we missed
Well did we miss something?
Well you just interrupted me fucking looking
So I don't know
Let's see
Yo when is Henny Palooza Miami?
February 4th
And then we're in New Orleans for All-Star weekend
And that's our first two
February 4th?
Yo let me ask you something
About that Henny Palooza shit
Why are y'all still running with the name Henny?
Because it's working.
Have you been to one?
But Henny doesn't sponsor y'all, though.
I know.
So why are y'all pubbing them like that?
We have a plan that I'm not going to talk about.
I'd be happy to have a conversation off the podcast.
Okay.
Because I know that they really don't fuck with the movement.
So that's why I'm like That's free pub
Y'all give it to me
Do they fuck with
Yeah I'm not even about to say
That joke I was about to make
Make it
No
Because I'm not
Pumping that up like that
What I was about to
That has nothing to do with y'all
Did we miss anything?
No
Do we have sleepers?
Oh give me football picks
You know
Come on man
Come on
We spoke last week
What'd you want? All the way through or just this weekend?
No, no, just this weekend.
Patriots, Patriots, championship.
I got Patriots.
I got Steelers.
I got Packers.
And I'm going to go with the Falcons.
Falcons over the Hawks?
Yeah, 100% Falcons over the Seahawks.
I don't know. 100% Falcons over the Hawks? Yeah 100% Falcons over the Seahawks I don't know
100% Falcons over
They're gonna smoke
Russell Wilson's boots
And
They said they're gonna play
Future music in there
So yeah
Did they for real?
Yeah
First they said they wasn't
Then they said they are
That would be amazing
I got Green Bay over Dallas
I got Atlanta over Seattle
New England over Houston
And I got KC over Pitt
Yeah cool I have that Green Bay over Dallas I like Dallas over Seattle, New England over Houston, and I got KC over Pitt.
Yeah, cool.
I have that.
Green Bay over Dallas? I like Dallas over Green Bay.
I like Dallas.
I like the Pats.
Who the Chiefs?
I like the Falcons.
Who the Chiefs got?
Steelers.
Steelers.
That's the one.
That's going to be a good game.
That's the one.
That's going to be a great game.
That's the game.
They want to avenge earlier this season.
That's going to be a big game.
That 40-burger nigga's hung on. I don't know if the Steelers could beat the Chiefs. Where they playing at be a big game. That 40-burger niggas hung on.
I don't know if the Steelers could beat the Chiefs.
Where they playing at?
We just did.
Oh, y'all playing in Kansas City?
They're playing at KC.
Oh, bye-bye.
Bye-bye, Ben.
We just beat them.
Bye-bye, Ben.
And hung 40 on them.
Y'all don't see that on the road.
I don't like the Steelers on the road.
The three of them don't show up together on the road.
Niggas is focused, man.
L.A. beyond Belkid is a problem. Because they beat Miami. No, because we're on an eight-game road. Niggas is focused, man. L.A. Beyond Bell kid is a problem.
Because they beat Miami?
No, because we're on an eight-game winning streak, and we're focused.
Talk your shit.
That's why.
That's why.
Talk your shit.
That's why.
Fuck you, man.
Okay?
Talk to me when Iverson goes on.
Talk to me when your team is still playing football.
Why?
My team trash.
All right.
So don't talk to me about football.
I can't believe the Giants lost that game, man.
I really can't.
Not after all that shit they was doing before the game.
You already missed Calm Joe's rant.
I know.
I didn't see my man, the white guy that be going on the rants about the Giants.
I didn't see his...
Oh, I forgot his name.
I know what you're talking about, though.
I have zero idea who you're talking about.
Oh, no, no, no.
This dude is like...
He like the fat dude that do the Eagles rants?
Yeah.
No, you got to check him out.
His shit is like.
You haven't even told me who he is, Maul.
I don't know his name.
I forgot his name.
Then how can I check him out, Maul?
Because I just see the clips of him.
They just put him out every time the Giants lose.
When you figure out this guy's name.
They know.
The people know who I'm talking about.
Well, I don't know who you're talking about.
They'll at you with it.
They know who I'm talking about.
Don't at me with it.
No, they will.
They'll send you his video.
Tell them to at you with it.
They'll send Joe his videos.
The white guy.
The old white guy
The Italian guy
I think he's from Jersey
Do we have sleeper songs
For the day
Yeah I think I got one
I ain't got one
I'll find one
If I ain't got it
I'm gonna get it
I ain't got it
No new Uncle Murder Drops
What time did we start recording
What
Hey Pat
What we have with the time on this
Why'd I feel quick?
No, I wasn't that quick, was I?
Felt quick to me.
Feels quick.
Where we at?
Time.
That is quick.
I guess.
That's quick.
An hour and 20, you said?
That's an hour and two.
That nigga said an hour and two.
Yeah, that is a quick show.
Y'all want wanna go to sleep
Or something
I'm trying to think
What we skipped
Oh we were gonna name
All the hurt albums
That came from
Broken Relationships
Per the Nicky and Meek thing
We didn't name those
Our undercards
Were kinda low
We didn't do too many
That's cause of y'all niggas name
No I feel like we named
A lot of undercards
I had mad undercard fights to fucking
name.
But I can't name them. What do you want me to do?
I can't just go ahead and say who should be fucking
dragging Drake up and down the fucking
street. Oh, Drake.
Oh, okay. I'm saying, what do you want me to do?
I'm going to sit here and start naming them.
Party Next Door versus
every single R&B artist ever after 2013.
You got to start with Jeremiah, though.
I'd like to see Party and Jeremiah.
I would love to see that.
I'd like to see Tory and Bryson just thug it out.
I'd like to see Tory and Drake.
Yeah.
Quiet as cap, and I said this, me and Sin both said this, you know,
say what you want about Tory, But he's still putting out music
That people like
Yeah
No Tory Lanez is talented though
I mean I don't think people
Doubt that right now
When is Bryson
I want to know when Bryson Tiller
Is going to put new music out
I'm not all for that
He should be putting
Something out soon
Oh so wait
Let me update all the people
Who like the bird
The fucking bird talk
Because it is interesting
When you really get into it does
anybody care about what alexis sky is doing so there's a alexis sky fettywap sex tape
who's alexis yeah alexis sky is fettywap's old girl who is now prancing around with Offset From Migos To make Fetty Wap angry
So there's a Fetty Wap
Offset beef
Or tension brewing
Because of this woman
I like that undercard
That sounds typical
I like that baby mother
With the other
Fetty Wap kind of just like
Just faded
Like quick
That car accident
Fucked him up bro
A lot of niggas faded quickly
Oh yeah I forgot He was in the car accident Damn I mean that motorcycle That car accident Fucked him up bro A lot of niggas faded quickly Oh yeah I forgot
He was in a car accident
Damn
I mean a motorcycle
That car motorcycle accident
Didn't slow him up none
He went and sat up
For fucking 40 days
And got right back to it
Tell Jay
That nigga was right in fucking
The Garden State Mall
Running around after that
Damn
Motorcycle accident
That shit set him down
Joe was such a dickhead
I know right
That shit set him down
That nigga was right in
Garden State Mall Look at where you got him at. That nigga was right in Garden State Mall.
Look at where you got him at.
You got him in the Garden State.
I don't have him there.
Yes, you do.
I was shocked to see the nigga there.
I was in the mall on my early morning one, too.
Charlie's getting a cheesesteak.
Seeing the nigga up in there.
I was like, okay.
We both in the mall.
Oh, shit.
This nigga, only Joe, man.
Snuck up on his left side
So that's what's happening
Between them
But I called that on the podcast too
I said the homeboy
Was gonna slow down
Okay you called that
I'm telling you
Somebody needs to get footage
Or some type of audio
Of just all of the things
That have been predicted
On this forecast
Bell Biv DeVoe album
Is coming out
If anybody cares
I don't know I'm not excited And somebody keeps on this forecast. Bell Biv DeVoe album is coming out if anybody cares.
I think I'll... I don't know.
I'm not excited.
And somebody keeps...
Oh, go ahead, Roy.
Yeah, I'm not...
I'm excited.
Or pardon, I'm not excited,
but I'll listen.
So Bell Biv DeVoe?
Yeah.
I'll give it a listen.
I'm cool.
Yeah, I'm not going to listen.
The Breaks is coming back on.
I didn't see Mack Wiles
in the promo.
Is he in it?
No, Tiana Taylor
was in the promo to Moll's prediction of 2017 being great for her.
Have a good year.
It was a weird promo.
Not a lot of the people that were in the show were in the trailer,
so I don't think that was the official trailer.
I think that was just the announcement.
But I'm excited because I love the little miniseries they did.
Yeah, the breaks was dope.
Yeah, that was a dope little miniseries.
Oh, wait.
We don't even know all
right we don't all right
no I was thinking about
something else what mini
series are you talking
about it wasn't a mini
series it was a it was a
movie it was like a vh1
movie which was the breaks
when Mac starred in it
and now they're making it
an actual TV series
that ought to be
interesting and we got
that new edition um shit
that's gonna be dope what
new edition what the movie
the new edition movie oh when is going to be dope. What new edition what? The movie. The new edition movie.
Oh, when does that air?
January 24th, I believe.
January 24th.
That's this month.
I'm not going to give out dates, but I think that sounds about right.
Quiet is kept.
Quiet is kept.
And it's 50 degrees today and 60 degrees tomorrow in New York City.
Let me just throw that out there.
Global climate warming.
Y'all are fucking the earth up
I'm not gonna get into
All of that right now
But
Damn what was I just about to say
About fucking
Winter is about to fly by
It's already about to be February
Two months and this shit
Is out of here
It's gonna snow on Saturday too
Winter ain't going nowhere
For a minute bro
It's gonna snow Saturday?
Oh look what we fucking Had to resort to We're doing weather On my fucking podcast Why are you telling a minute bro It's gonna snow Saturday Oh look what we
Fucking had to resort to
We're doing weather
On my fucking podcast
Why are you telling me
About what it's gonna do
I'm just saying
It's January
February and March
We got another
Another month and a half
Of winter really
And then it's pool party season Joe
Oh my fucking goodness
Are you fucking ready
Listen
Sin has already laid down
The law for the pool party.
Listen,
we're going to have to have
a round table with Sin
and she's got to come
to some understanding
that once pool party
season is here,
he's got to understand
what's going on.
We got,
we do.
I'm going to call my promoter
homie out in Oakland.
We're going to book that date.
We got this.
We got this.
That's actually not
such a bad idea.
She ain't going to turn
that bag down.
That's how you do it
Unless Cisco might
Block that one
Oh my god
Cisco blocking a bag
Is the funniest shit
Joe you don't see
What's they stealing
Your whole MO
My nigga
You don't block bags
I have never blocked
Anybody's bag
I'm just saying though
But you see the crazy shit
That's happening
You don't see it
No
Oh man Joe
You gotta
I've never blocked a bag
How Cisco block your bag though?
Can y'all just imagine
If Joe was at that table
With the niggas
When they had that
Creeps bar round table
And that nigga told you
Check this out
It's about 5,000 right here
If you want it
I would have loved to see Joe
With a cup of coffee in his hand
Sitting right there
I would have loved that
Joe would have been like Yo yo, check this out.
Y'all niggas is bugging, and I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Mona.
Oh, man, dude.
Mike.
Mike, unclip.
That shit is getting the fuck out of here.
I called Mona the other day just because I wanted to ask her if they was going to beat
Yandy up at the reunion.
What, if that was in the script?
No, I mean, shit The whole season
You're gearing toward
You're giving me mad Yandy beef
This season for whatever reason
I know the reason
But that reason won't be said on this podcast
And Mona is great at setting up the fight
But not setting up the fight
She made a career out of it
Yeah, she's great at that
Yeah, just sit two girls here that don't like each other.
And bring those glasses out and sit them on the table, too.
Yeah, they kill me.
Get them really drunk before they do it, too.
You going to bring these cups out right now, Mona, really?
Yeah, they kill me with that.
Because we look thirsty right now, right?
Nobody ever looks thirsty.
Love & Hip Hop is the only place where all the enemies just schedule meetups to talk.
Love & Hip Hop is the only place where they bring you drinks and I never see the person
order a drink.
Every time somebody sits down To meet somebody
There's drinks already on the table
Like when did they order that
How do I get on these email lists
To get invited
To the winning
Fucking concerts
Showcases
Because you're Drewski
And the fucking
Gorgeous gangsta showcase
How do I get on that email list
Gorgeous gangsta
That's wild
Where's the invite to these
First of all
don't ever say
Gwynning again
please
don't ever say that
I hate that word
Gwynning
he's selling t-shirts
you hating on the
Gwynning squad
alright I'm all for this
man give me some sleepers
I'm not fucking
we're not
certainly not
going to sit here
and say Gwynning
for the next
fucking 20 minutes
you a hater
that's what it is
definitely a hater
call me what you want
you got a new record
too Gwynning
you mad you're not
the first lady
That might be the sleeper
Make it your sleeper
Nah I ain't gonna be mine
I'm cool
You about to be sleep
Keep saying it
I'm cool
Fuck that
I ain't playing that
Who got a sleeper
I got it I'm plugged in
They got sleepers
I ain't got one
This is Xavier Omar
Special eyes
Plastic
Ooh Special eyes. Lastic. Ooh. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, more Rory Barefoot shit. Let me turn this up. Let me turn this up. Are you gonna be here with me?
It's gonna be nice.
Are you gonna break my heart today?
Oh.
Oh, baby, if you're not right for me,
I'm broke for you.
I won't let you be responsible.
You say you want me.
You say you're ready.
With your heart in mind And every time I find
There's something special in your eyes to me
I want to see
Special in your eyes to me
I want to see every day and night
Something special in your eyes, see it every morning and night
Something special in your eyes, see it every morning and night
Oh baby there's a book in the book, which way are you going? I like that.
What's his name?
That's Xavier Omar.
Xavier Omar.
He put out two projects last year
that are both dope.
He has two first names.
That sound like I gotta be jerking off
in the shower to enjoy that shit.
What?
All right, pass me the awks, man.
I don't know, this shit got weird.
I'm a little uncomfortable.
Sorry.
I'm uncomfortable, dog.
My bad, guys.
I'm gonna little uncomfortable Sorry I'm uncomfortable dog My bad guys I'm gonna play My homework
My name
His name is Jack
Pay for play
Nah this is my own
He ain't gotta pay me for this
It's called
He got a new tape coming out
I think he putting it out tomorrow
It's called Scattered Thoughts 3
His name is Jack
Based out of LA
This is his office tape Scattered Thoughts 3. His name is Jag, based out of L.A. This is off his tape, Scattered Thoughts 3.
Yeah.
My neighbor saw me.
In order to do Scattered Thoughts, you got to be able to jump in your bag.
Talk that shit.
I'm going to post some new shit.
It's close.
That's T3.
T3.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought I'd be ballin', thought I'd be startin'
You niggas thought I was weak, I beg your pardon Crazy home by now, niggas thought I'd be on the carton
Just tryin' to play my role, feel like Jen is up at the garden, yeah
Yeah, I thought I'd be low, ridin' some chrome shit
They thought they created me on some clone shit
I thought that these bitches low riding some chrome shit They thought they created me on some clone shit I thought that these bitches was on some grown shit
I thought that these cats was riding they own shit
But I was wrong and I lost hope cause they all joke
Wrote about them boys in my lost notes and they all broke
Reason why I smoke now I'm thinking I should get off dope
I mean sell it I know the consumer all slow
She can have ass with AIDS watch who you fall for
Whole squad shooting I call shots
And they all know
Whole tape coat
Got crack bars
And it's all blow
Not the right button
To push you niggas
To call Joe
That's why I can't fuck
With these bitches
I see they phony
Cause if I didn't pop
Then I promise
I'd be their homie
Seein' how I did
They just love me
I see they all want
To go straight
You know I don't really see em
I see they homie
Yeah, one word
You catch shots
Send me a do ya
Couldn't walk a foot In my shoes Give me the ruler Thought that I'd be dead In jail Fuck out of here. the bread bag won't happen again and i put that shit on my dead dad i told my bro like yo this
what i do i go hunting for food and send the shit to my crew put a diamond in the rose and get the
shit to my food i'm the first one to do it the rest get to my loop yeah i got him thinking who
put jay on the waves hired donald trump told him put yay on the slaves and that just got me mad
now i'm all the way in my bag doing rants got him yelling who put yay on the stage and little did I know that my thoughts ain't about shit nigga I thought that my favorite
rapper was rich nigga I thought I make double xl this nigga I thought that my dream girl
be my bitch nigga little did I know I'm just a fire ass nigga tired of the tired ass niggas
no air in the tire ass niggas always acting like they got niggas in the pen and sending He smoking this shit.
He is.
He killing it.
That's Jag.
J-A-G.
Call him Jag on Instagram, man.
It's Gattathor's 3 coming out.
Shout out to Jag, man.
What?
He's dropping tomorrow?
I think he putting out tomorrow.
Yeah, I think he put out tomorrow, man.
You know, my homeboy out in L.A.
He definitely practiced a lot in the past year.
Yo, you know what
Insta Live has taught me?
Chicks really ain't
that pretty.
Y'all bitches
don't be doing shit.
Did you think
otherwise, though?
Y'all don't be doing
a goddamn thing.
God damn it.
We knew that.
That live shit
might be the worst shit
ever.
And y'all kitchens
be trash.
Kitchens? They bedrooms be trash. They always try to get that right angle in shit might be the worst shit. And y'all kitchens be trash. Kitchens?
They bedrooms be trash.
They always try to get that right angle in the bedroom.
Yeah, yeah.
With the one good wall.
Y'all ain't gonna lie.
If your angle ain't right, your bedroom set up ambiance already ain't right, ma.
Oh, man.
Or it be the hotel tonight, $85 shit.
Like, I saw that on the app, too.
I know you stay there.
Yo, and a lot of y'all bitches, women and a lot of y'all Bitches Women
A lot of y'all women
Who um
Who was uh
Y'all think y'all low
Y'all was dissing
The Backpage chicks
This morning
But y'all knew
Kinda fast too
That it was down
That's a fact
Y'all knew kinda fast
That it was down now
That's a fact
Alright
Alright queens
Backpage
Alright
So now
Um This is a young lady
From
Is there a group called
Like what's the group
With the five girls
Like Fifth Element
Or some shit
Fifth Harmony
Fifth Harmony
Fifth Harmony
So this is a girl
I've been playing
This cover all week
This girl's name
Is Normani
And she's from
Fifth Harmony
And
I have a quick
Quick Fifth Harmony story
Before you play that I went to go take My little cousin To see Fifth Harmony. I have a quick, quick Fifth Harmony story before you play that.
I went to go take my little cousin
to see Fifth Harmony
at the Good Morning America shit
at like 5 a.m.
Super tired.
I didn't know how old they were.
I'd never even heard of them.
I get on my timeline
and say,
yo, not for nothing,
some of these Fifth Harmony girls
could get it.
Let's just say the timeline
didn't think that was very funny.
No, there's some cute girls
in that group, though.
They were like 16 at the time, and I was 25.
Oh, yeah.
They're young, but they're cute.
Yeah, but you show some of those symptoms.
Showing some of those symptoms is funny.
You show some child molestation symptoms.
You're a little molested.
I ain't saying you wanted him
But I mean the symptoms
I could make a really accurate joke about you
But I will keep it to myself
About dating young women
But we'll stay out of this one
Play your Fifth Harmony soup
That was a Don DeMarco
Definitely was a Don DeMarco
My young bitches be bad
I don't care what he talking about
Alright so listen.
Normani from Fifth Harmony redid Don't Touch My Hair by Solange.
And it sounds like one of the most beautiful things I've ever heard.
Followed by Crane.
She bodied this.
So you can rip this from her SoundCloud like I did.
You got to use some ass to this. I've found, don't touch what's there
When it's the feeling, everywhere
And they don't understand what it means to me
Where it chose to go, where it meant to know
And they don't understand what it meant to know And they don't understand
What it means to me
Where it chose to go
Where it meant to know
You know this every smile
She broke the ground
I gave it time
But this here is mine
You know this every smile She broke the ground But this here is mine
You know this ever since it broke around I gave it time
But this here is mine
What you say to me? What you say to me?
What you say to me?
What you say to me? What you say to me What you say to me What you say to me What you say to me
Maul, while this song is on, I figured I'd ask you if you were going to be here next week.
Yeah, I'll be here.
Alright.
Maul will be here, guys.
Rory, Maul will be here.
They said their girls would be in New Orleans, but, you know.
I don't know how that went.
Oh, I got invited to a SZA listening party tonight, so that must mean music is on the way, if anyone cares.
Where is that, in New York?
Yeah.
Shout out to SZA, we like her.
Love SZA.
I'm excited.
Friend of the show.
Normany, does this turn into Normany?
Normani, is this her name? Normani?
Yeah, that is N-O-R-M-A-N-I.
She's killing it.
And her last name is spelled K-O-R-D-E-I.
She's body of this.
Well, I could just let her go and fade out.
So, yeah, I think that's about it.
I think I touched on everything.
I do want to bid farewell to Obama while the State of Address is happening.
Yeah, man.
This is big.
Yeah.
You know what I think about, Joe?
You think about Obama leaving office, man, eight years ago.
And I remember exactly where I was when they announced that he had won the presidency.
And you think about, you know, where you're at now in life and think about how many people are not no longer here.
Family, friends.
And it's just it's emotional.
You know, I mean, like you start thinking about a lot of shit that has happened and how much time has passed. And you really look back like eight years flew by quick.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?
That's eight years.
I was thinking about that
earlier.
Eight years happens quickly.
Yeah.
O.D.
Quickly.
I posted a photo of the day
that Obama got elected.
Look how much different I look.
That might be good artwork.
Yeah, that was...
Yo, listen, man.
Eight years...
I don't even look like
the same person.
It's almost scary
how fast eight years can go by.
I remember signed, sealed, and delivered Stevie Wonder.
Yeah, that was big.
Immediately blasting.
That was big.
And me just had tears flowing down my eyes just because the president was playing Stevie Wonder.
Yeah, that was crazy.
So that was pretty awesome.
Class act. Definitely. Class act. Definitely, that was crazy. So that was pretty awesome. Class act.
Definitely.
Class act. Definitely.
We'll miss him. We get four years
of this Mona Scott produced
shit that Donald
Trump is about. Donald Trump has to stop
saying very.
Donald Trump has to stop a lot of things. Very is
the least of our words. I'll give
him very. He can have that. He can cut out a lot of things. Very is the least of our words. I'll give him very. He can have that.
He can cut out a lot of other shit.
I saw a tweet.
Somebody said, I'm just waiting for the day that Donald Trump comes out of a secret briefing
and tweets exactly what they were just talking about.
It's going to happen.
This is what I'm saying.
He's going to get impeached, man.
He has to.
He's not fit for presidency
Lastly before we leave
Shout out to Royce
He absolutely destroyed that
Wait a minute beat
Yes he did
Yeah he did
Royce is a
Different animal
House gang
We gone
Till next week
Stay safe
Hold up
Before we sign off
I wanna plug something
This nigga gotta plug
Jesus
No no
Gotta plug D-Mac, man.
My cousin D-Mac is doing a-
Hey, friends of the show.
He's doing a fitness camp in Harlem on the 23rd at Harlem Children's Zone, man.
So if y'all want to start getting right for the summer, man.
You know what I mean?
They doing pull-ups.
Oh, shit.
I got to plug something, too.
I got to plug something real quick, man.
That motherfucker Mac look like an action figure.
If you're a fan of battle rap,
next Sunday,
January 22nd.
Ars about to get his
boot smoked.
Ars is going to smoke
Chilla Jones.
Hey, Ars,
hold up now.
You know you and I
had our shit.
That's an undercard.
You my guy.
Ars is my guy now.
All the battle rappers
I ever had a thing with,
they're my guy.
T-Rock, Arce.
Arce, I respect you, dog.
That boy Chilla will be prepared.
And his nickname is Kingpin.
And then the main event on that battle is
Hitman Holla makes his return to battle rap
against Shotgun Shug.
It's over.
What day is this?
I might have to come to this.
The 22nd.
Next Sunday.
Because Holla and Suge really don't like each other.
No, them niggas do not like each other.
Sounds like a safe event to go to.
Do we do that?
Now, do we do that when Rory plugs any Palooza?
Yeah, that's kind of racial.
That's that profile.
Y'all kill me every time I try to. That's white privilege. That's white privilege, Rory. any Palooza? Yeah, that's kind of racial. That's that profile. Y'all kill me every time I try to
white privilege.
That's white privilege,
Rory.
Don't do that.
I would say
they don't like each other.
His name is Shotgun
and I'm a little scared.
Well,
dead your little
white privilege
Rosenberg jokes.
Me and Rosenberg
on the undercard.
There you go.
Beat the fucking...
I don't know.
Rosenberg is a big UFC fan,
man.
I don't know.
Yo,
chill.
I gotta fuck with him.
Yo,
we out of here, man.
Peace.
Yeah, yeah.