The Joe Budden Podcast - JBP Patreon Bonus: “Bleached”
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all you have to do is say yes less all you have to do is say less if you want somebody to start
i was this shit taking so long are we recording are you good
why does this take so there we go come on man
go come on man I mean you gotta tell me when to go see I've been watching you for a while see 40s my this time I think Joe Joe just go shout out to you for you
by the way this is getting me in a romantic vibe Romantic vibe.
Here we go.
Let me celebrate Kanye real quick, man. That ain't Poe.
And Rihanna.
What is you talking, Marilyn?
What if Kanye just walked up to you and fucking smacked the blunt out your hand?
What are you smoking, man?
That ain't Poe.
And he would do it.
Hey. What are you smoking man That ain't porn And he will do it Oh Hey
Hey
I believe everything Kanye ever says
I'm bringing this back
Let me turn this down a little bit
This is great
One of my favorite areas of music too
Alright
Alright Mike J Mike J Mike J
One two one, one, two, one, two Okay
Alright
Outside of the school
Hey
Ow with they top off outside of the pool whips with the drop off outside of the louisville
you just look stupid to be ignoring the delorean parked in front of armani emporium
parties are rich he is getting risky oh my god did you guys see framing john delorean
no it was a doc you really are the doc guy. Yo, your name gonna be Doc. Fuck.
Ish.
Push me to the ledge.
All my friends are dead.
Or whatever Uzi said.
What was mine after that?
That's what he said, right?
Push me to the ledge.
All my friends are dead.
Yo, hey, Alex, you didn't see this, man.
Stop trying to act ill.
Yo, take this off.
Get this off the screen. I'm sick you you don't know shit everything i say he act like he just went to college about it
you didn't see that john framing john delorean is on hbo it is a doc i was saying to you is
because i've lost all my friends i'm in a long distance kinda ish i don't know
well i don't know i don't have anything to
do and i'm because i'm afraid and i don't go outside i just stay home and watch shit that's
it that's life there's nothing wrong with that uh depending on which way you look at the glass
fuck y'all ain't nothing wrong depending on which way you look at the glass y'all crazy
there could be something wrong with it depending on how you look at the glass and depending on
if you get caught up
in the
psychedelicness
of the internet
because you could
easily
or watching TV
and all of this
negative
depressing ass shit
yeah
you can watch TV
the news
all that shit
you can get sad
you can look at the internet
and see all of the
20 and early 30 somethings
partying
at beaches at resorts they're at 20 and early 30 somethings partying at beaches
at resorts they're at everywhere and if you get stuck in that i empathize with the people that
might be affected by seeing that now me i'm naturally introverted and i'm naturally a home
body so i'm cool and i was depressed before all this shit so if i'm home with a little
depressing thought that ain't old a pandemic pandemic. That's... All right.
Stop.
Knock it off again.
Right?
So, Framing John DeLorean is on HBO and it's about, you guessed it,
John DeLorean.
That's crazy.
But John DeLorean was the Steve Jobs
of General Motors.
Okay.
Really?
I didn't know that.
He was the Steveve jobs of general motors rised up the
ranks rather quickly so all the older execs hated him was hating on him right and because everything
he said worked he was just plagued with that for the rest of his life like being a risk risk taker
and it working so he's the one that invented hemi the the engine
the hemi engine he he or whatever that engine was that they put in the pontiac at that time pontiac
their demographic was older senior citizens they couldn't afford blah blah blah here comes john
and lauren say now we putting this engine in here right and? And at the time, that engine couldn't fit in a car that size.
It took a lot of work.
And everybody was against it.
John DeLorean ran it up the chain, got it done.
They were against him.
So they said, we're going to make 5,000 of these.
And we think we'll sell one and be left with the back order.
And they put it out.
Guess how much they sold?
You guessed it.
5,000.
75,000 in year one.
He's the man.
He rises up.
Now he has the idea of, I want to make a car.
Insert the DeLorean.
He comes up with the DeLorean.
They don't want to push it.
He finds the funding on his own, and he goes out,
and that's his mission, and that's what this entire thing is about so he comes up with a car they're funding him some i won't tell the whole thing yes i will
he loses his funding and then is looking for money he winds up in a drug bus orchestrated by the fbi
so so this story is like it has everything that you want in it.
Scam, drugs, cops, arrests,
spaz cars, women.
It's great.
Why did I bring this up?
Oh, because Kanye said the fucking DeLorean.
Wow.
You're such a weirdo.
Wow.
I take my tip back though
you gotta get out the house
I take it back
I take it back
you gotta get out the house
but it's such a great doc
I believe you
it is a great doc
I believe you
and
the DeLorean today
oh
cause he fucked up
everything was fucked up
and in the car
they put him back to the future
back to the future
and then re-immortalized the car
yeah so then they had it it was interviewing his sons I'm glad we brought this up now And in the car, they put him back to the future. And it re-immortalized the car.
So then they had it.
It was interviewing his sons.
I'm glad we brought this up now.
Because they were interviewing his sons in the dock.
Okay.
The son didn't appear to be doing the greatest.
Long beard.
Looked like he was in a poor suburb.
Actually, they was talking.
Look at him.
There he is. Put him back. Put him back they was talking. Look at him. There he is.
Put him back.
Put him back.
Put him back.
The son, they talked to him,
and he basically says he's not doing the greatest,
and that this car and what it symbolizes like ruined my family's life.
It's basically ruined my life.
Like what this car, what my dad went through
for this to be
his legacy all to die and never make the car like never get it going right it's like damn man it's
like it's trauma behind that sure now i looked at that totally different. Yeah, that's crazy. Shit that you won't know from the behind the scenes bullshit.
I look at that so different than the son's vantage point.
How so?
You didn't live it.
I mean, we all got options, though, and we all have choices.
He's right.
It starts there. The son didn't live it the son don't
know what what came with that for real for real one right but two nigga what's your job then son
that's how i look at it pick up the ball and try and fulfill it if you have the
hey lavar ball didn't make the league.
No, he didn't.
I think Kobe's dad played in the league.
Was it overseas?
Overseas.
I'm just saying,
there's mad dads.
My dad was a musician.
He didn't get it.
He didn't get it.
There's mad dads
that might not fulfill
what their lifelong goal was right uh at the time
of their of their uh demise but if the idea was good enough and valuable enough and profitable
enough and worth something then you as the son nigga go pick up the ball you doing a doc sitting there talking
about your dad dad was a failure oh the car is a pain is no the car is still a fucking genius idea
right and it's iconic but this story a mental capacity to pick it up then shut the fuck up
then shut the fuck shut the entire fuck up John DeLorean's son
I'm going to play the argument
wait wait wait
before you do that
earlier you and I was talking
and I was telling you that
I was on Lil Meach's page
and I was intimidated
because he looked just like his dad
and I hit the follow
in fear that he might jump off the screen
and be in my living room.
Right. We were laughing about that. Shout out to Little Meech, Big Meech, the whole BMF, the whole Atlanta.
Right. We were laughing, having a little joke about that. Right.
And then I told you about some of the captions that I saw when I was glued to his page.
He was talking about his dad. And one of the captions was like, yo, I could never repay my dad.
was like yo i could never repay my dad that's the part that hurts me i can't repay him for all he's done for my family and me he's the realest ever what he has done what he has sacrificed what he's
given up what he's seen with his own eyes the people he put on the people he put in position
here it is right here he says do it look like we stressing pops did what he had to do so i can
uh so i can end up here?
Who the fuck would deny this mob shit?
Led us to generational wealth.
I can't even pay him back for what he did for me.
But when he touched down, I'm going to make sure he have fun with these millions.
And that's on mob.
Right?
And I said to you that that was so interesting to me because I don't normally hear that take from the child.
The child whose dad was invested in really getting it off out there right the child normally has resentment and pain and trauma
this is a story of pride and i love that because this is one of our prideful stories me right
and you said i don't understand like what you mean homeboy john delorean son is what you mean? Homeboy John DeLorean's son is what I mean.
That's how I bring that up.
He is the exact example of what I mean.
No.
Shut the fuck up.
Whatever his name is.
We don't even know his name.
No, no, no.
Your dad went up against giants.
The biggest of the big.
He's been exposed to things that we just won't.
I ain't saying he's right.
I ain't saying he's right when he was scamming,
when he borrowed too much money from investors and couldn't get the idea off the ground.
So watch this.
If that's your father, right?
Again, I'm just taking a contrary point of view.
I'm not disagreeing.
Don't even do no interview
if you ain't going to speak about me with Brian.
Nah, let me finish.
Yo, his father doing what he did.
Let's say hypothetically he was in third, fourth grade.
He had the best of everything.
Your father's at the top of the brass at GM.
He ventures off into his own side deal to end your mother up in welfare.
And now your life goes from sugar to shit overnight damn near.
And now you grew up in a life of poverty when your father could have just stayed 10 toes down at gm and did his thing gradually you never know how that affected them and what
shit he's had to endure in his life as a result of his father's decisions
that's what i'm saying that point is independent of my point are you right
but why did that stop him from from taking the Now, again, he might not have been in the...
I don't know what financial position his father's decisions left him in,
but he could have potentially been in a totally fucked up position...
If he was.
...where he couldn't pick that ball up.
He might not have just been able to mentally have the same...
Then shut the fuck up.
They might have paid him to do that, Doc.
And that's the problem.
He looking like Paul Bunyan. That nigga up there looking fucked that doc and that's the problem he looking like Paul Bunyan
and that's the problem
you pay for play niggas can't talk to the movers
and shakers I don't care if we family or not
they paid you
and you sat down and you just
started telling your story
instead of sitting your ass in a room alone
and saying with all of your pain
cause from pain can come triumph
with all of your pain, because from pain can come triumph, right? With all of your
pain and saying,
damn, dad ruined that.
But that was a good idea.
Maybe he don't even
realize it was a good idea though, Joe.
He might not even
see, he might not even have
the sight to see that.
Play people normally
lack the vision
of the movers and shakers.
Who was the pay-for-play dude in this scenario?
The son.
The son.
The son is not a pay-for-play dude.
He received money, he sat down, and he did an interview.
That is pay-for-play.
That's what I mean.
Yeah, they might have gave that nigga $2,500.
But that's pay-for-play.
That's it.
That's pay-for-play.
Whatever.
Whatever.
It was enough for him to sit down and do it.
That's what I mean by pay-for-play.
And he gave his personal opinion on this fuck nigga that put me and my mother potentially in a fucked up situation.
You can't tell him how prideful he should be based on the decisions that somebody that could have potentially left him in a fucked up circumstance.
I can't say that.
You're right.
So I won't.
All I'm saying is a dad had a good idea.
Indeed.
And if you chill for a minute
and get out of your feeling
get out of your brain
get out of your emotions
stop doing docs
maybe you could get with somebody
to say
hey
dad had a good idea
hey I'm gonna
I got the
the Solorian
I'm
you laughing
I'm a patent
the Solorian
maybe somebody else
owns the DeLorean
I'm
John DeLorean's son here's my new car I got a story to go with and I'm a patent the Solorian. Maybe somebody else owns the DeLorean. I'm John DeLorean's son.
Here's my new car.
I got a story to go with it.
And I'm out kicking it with niggas.
See, that's you speaking from the point of a creator, though.
No, you're just speaking from a positive standpoint, all in all.
You never know.
Again, he might have went from fucking living in Edgewater to living in Camden.
I'm speaking from the position of a dad, which you can and you can't
stop putting my words in a different box
I'm only speaking as a father
that's it
and a son
like you just said your father was a musician
I'm not speaking as a son
because then I might agree with you
I might lean towards you and be more empathetic
to what he's saying
I'm only speaking as a father
you might be right if I only speaking as a father you
might be right if i'm speaking as a son hey i hate my dad fuck him yeah i mean you got me
but as a dad right man listen i'm overjoyed when my son calls to check on me he does it a lot now
right and sometimes i cry because if you're a longtime fan of Joe, maybe you'll cry too.
Because before he was here, I was beefing about him on record.
So, wow.
20 years and today.
Why am I bringing this up right now?
What the fuck was we just saying?
About the relationship that he had with his father.
Oh.
I love that.
Right?
Him and I today can talk about some of the darker times in my life,
like me not knowing his shoe size when I was in the mall.
I was crying in the mall when he was five, couldn't speak to her,
and I didn't know his shoe size, and I'm trying to get a gift,
and I didn't know where to go, and the foot action line was long,
and I just broke down in tears.
There was nobody to even call about it, right?
We can kick it about that stuff now.
The uncomfortable courtroom supervised visitation shit,
the shit that niggas say, me and my kick it kick it i love it the pictures i post funny
pictures he crack on me even the way he speaks about me is what i'm trying to say is i can i can
you can sense the pride you can sense the pride that you would have for your dad no matter how
rough the relationship is i'm not
talking about these two i was gonna say i'm talking about here i'm talking about here all
right i was gonna say something else i'm only talking about i'm pulling from me okay i can't
speak for nobody else experience okay i would want mine even in my absence even through our hardship, to speak with that pride and to feel that pride.
Even if you hate me, our legacy, our family name far exceeds me.
These Mandalorians before dad might have been great dudes.
You didn't know you speaking for hundreds of years prior to you,
not just dad.
It's a limited scope.
To that you say. Even in your situation, like you said with your son. That's what I was about to you. Not just dad. It's a limited scope. To that you say.
Even in your situation,
like you said with your son.
Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
Y'all had a chance
to repair that though.
Without,
they might not,
I know you're not talking about them,
but that's how we got on the subject.
Without repairing that,
you can have resentment
and just keep it.
And Trey has voiced some of that
back in his older years.
If he hates his dad
for the rest of his life,
yeah, Trey did diss songs about me.
I remember.
You gotta get his shit up.
I can't stop him.
I didn't diss him and so on.
No, so I was about to say,
so let's just say hypothetically,
you never got an opportunity.
God, thank God you did,
but you never got an opportunity
to mend that.
One.
Now, also say
that your financial situation
never took a turn for the better. Get that water over there. situation never took a turn for the better.
Get your board over there.
It never took a turn for the better.
It just went downhill.
Right?
So some of those things that you have been able to rectify, you might not have ever been able to rectify.
Right?
And now your son grows up hearing, oh, your dad was a great rapper.
Your dad was a great rapper.
Your dad was a great rapper.
And he's like, like, fuck that nigga.
I don't want to hear
about that nigga.
You're right.
This is my point.
This is my point.
You're absolutely right.
I'm not arguing
nothing you're saying.
What I'm saying is
in your premise,
I would want my son
to be able to say,
hey yo,
fuck that nigga dad.
But that mood music idea. That's hard that's it that's it i get what
you're saying that's it that's all i'm i know it's not easy at all it's good listen yeah that's
yo yeah life ain't easy life on life's terms ain't easy and if we take two seconds we could
put instantly put our brain in somebody else's mind where it ain't easy and if we take two seconds we could put instantly put our brain
in somebody else's mind where it ain't an easy decision to make shit i just hey they said uh
pop smokes murderers parents would like to speak to pop smokes parents
pop smokes mom is uncertain.
And know what I said?
That's a tough decision.
Very tough decision. That shit.
It wouldn't be tough for me if I was a parent.
See, when you're talking about what's tough, that's tough.
That's tough.
No, that's tough.
It ain't tough.
A great idea.
No, the defendant's family.
Don't make me push you to a good hand.
Oh, the defendant's family.
Yes.
I don't see it.
And especially, hear me out, especially if the murderer's parents.
Do you know hearing you out is one of my favorite things to do?
Shut up, man.
No, you the cutoff king.
I'm just saying if his parents are black.
Let's just say he's a black kid, the murderer.
I don't know if he's black or white.
You done done nothing but houses.
He's black.
So if he's black, right?
Then you as two parents,
it's like Biggie and Pac's mom, different scenario,
but it's like these two parents are getting together.
They both hurting.
So you're going to lose your son to life in jail.
This person lost their son to death.
They both hurting, so they share a pain.
But we need to get together on behalf of these young black men,
the same shit we was just discussing. We need to get together the behalf of these young black men the same shit we was just discussing we need to get together on behalf of these
young black men to see what we can do
in society to make this right
well said
you know what I'm saying
it wouldn't be a hard decision for me
again I'm speaking hypothetically but
would you do it or no? I would definitely do it
you would do it? yes I would have sent them my number
ASAP I don't know I'm going to be honest have. Yes. I would have sent him my number ASAP.
I don't know.
I'm going to be honest.
I don't know.
I would have sent him my number immediately.
That's that's,
that's what I remember.
I remember when I got shot. Right.
I remember when I got shot.
See,
if you tell me that,
then I don't want to hear you say that the other thing is a tough decision.
What other thing?
Yeah.
Cause this is a much,
I don't,
it's not,
it's not,
not,
it's nowhere near.
Like I, I remember when I got shot.
And I remember my mother coming to the hospital.
And I remember the pain in my mother's face.
Right?
When I got shot.
And I lived.
But I remember looking at my mom.
Yeah, you lived.
Like, how dare I do that to somebody that bust their ass?
You know what I'm saying?
Uh-huh.
So, again, the boy that shot pop smoke his
parents didn't shoot him he shot him his parents didn't shoot him so again we are suffering as a
people we need to try and find some way to end this like i remember when uh big's mom and pox
mom got together and was trying to do whatever community shit they was trying to do.
Like, that is vital.
It's a little different.
It's two sides.
It's not.
At the boy, I would have reservations
if the shooter wanted to speak to me.
I might be a little hesitant there.
But his parents wanting to speak to me as a parent,
I would have sent him my number immediately.
I would have sent him my number immediately.
What can we talk about?
Like, what can, what, what like that's my whole thing like you want to your your your parents you killed my child
and your parents didn't kill anybody you killed my child and now your parents want to speak to me
yes what do we have to talk about? Who knows?
You cross that bridge
when you get to it.
You do know that another
black family is in pain.
Okay.
You don't care.
That's a commonality.
It's not that I don't care.
That's a commonality.
That's a starting point.
Yeah, y'all are in pain.
That's a starting point.
You lose your child to jail.
You can still go visit your child
if need be,
et cetera, et cetera.
My child's in the ground.
I will never see him again. So it's a different pain.'t tell me yeah yeah y'all are in pain and on top of
that your child caused all of this indeed your child caused this pain my child ain't do it so
so wait wait so with that it's it's hard to just say yeah i'll sit down with your with your family
and talk to them yo if nothing if nothing more than to hear my sincerest apology, it's worth a listen, in my opinion.
I understand everything that you're saying.
Part of me may even agree.
I stay quiet on these issues because I know that it's split between the people that would never forgive such an act
or even be open
to the thought
of entertaining,
listening to you.
No, again,
I said the boy.
I would have reservations
and talking to the shooter.
I know,
but the society
that we're in,
it would be,
it's affiliation.
It's the parents.
It's anybody.
I get that half.
The society we're in
is fucked up though
I'm aware
but I believe in the yin yang
so there's the other half
where
my God is a forgiving God
so
God forgives I don't
that's an album title
stop listening to that
but I'm not saying that
this guy
but again I'm not saying it
in terms of
God can forgive you
that don't mean I have to forgive you and you know what's funny about that Rick Ross forgives I'm sure he that. This guy. But again, I'm not saying it in terms of God can forgive you. That don't mean I have to forgive you, bro.
And you know what's funny about that?
Rick Ross forgives.
I'm sure he does.
He has forgiven.
What am I talking about?
We know he's forgiven.
Rick Ross is probably one of the more forgiving.
He's a forgiving guy.
But in certain situations, yes.
God, you can go to God, get your forgiveness, and handle that.
Hey, what's that rap line?
What's that rap line?
You know, Jeezy told his trap to die and told his son
to go to college.
I like that line.
That was a meme.
No, that was a line.
I remember the meme. I didn't hear a line.
That's a line from a rapper. A rapper said that.
A rapper I don't listen to a lot, but he said that.
Now you mad.
Now you got your Jeezy cape on.
Go ahead.
Jeezy don't rap no more. That's off.
That's over. I got no Jeezy cape. How do you don't have a Jeezy don't rap no more that's off that's over I ain't got no Jeezy cape
how do you feel
when your favorite rapper
just stopped out of the blue
I'm glad he stopped
I was glad my favorite rapper
stopped
cause he not living it no more
it's not that he's not living it
no he said that before
no it's not that he's not living it
didn't you say that
I'm not lying
the music was on such a decline
he said that
the music was on such a decline
that's all
and it was just like
fam you moved on
to better things
go enjoy the rest of your life
it's at some point
yeah you can retire
if you want to drop
a verse here and there
cool do that
but I don't
I'm not actively running to
oh New Jeezy's dropping
I'm cool
you gave us
I got my classics
niggas want my old shit
buy my old albums
I have them
I'm cool
alright I don't need to hear new Jeezy
okay I hear you all right back to the intro Ye is screaming and talking about schizophrenia. Voices in my bed.
Get out my booker.
He was telling y'all.
He was telling y'all.
This nigga would ask a chick to bleach her asshole.
He didn't say that. And then double back later on.
That's not what he said, though.
He put his thumb in her asshole
and saw it was bleached.
No, the bleach got on his t-shirt.
Did the bitch bleach her asshole
and fucked up his t-shirt?
He didn't tell her to bleach her asshole.
So he's fucking cheap.
If he fucked this model
and she just bleached her asshole.
Have y'all ever been intimate
with a woman that bleached her asshole?
No comment.
I feel like I've asked you guys this before.
I don't think I have.
That's my knowledge.
No, no, and no.
He said no comment.
Who said no comment?
I said no comment.
Where'd you meet her?
LA.
And how did you know?
She told you.
It was crystal clear.
You can tell.
You can tell if they bleached her asshole. crystal clear you can tell you can tell if they
please me asshole
yeah you can tell but once I got hip
you could really easily tell it's the easiest
thing to spy in the world but
tell us the science
but if you don't know what
you're looking for
did you spy it on your own or did she tell you
oh no she told me she told you
and then after that I was was like, oh, shit.
You could see.
Okay.
You could see.
This is lighter?
Are you going to school us?
What does bleach do, Antoine?
It makes things turn white.
It brightens.
Ta-da.
And how do assholes normally look?
A little dark.
All right.
All right.
So if you see a beautiful ass pink asshole with a whole thing that looks like the prettiest areola just with a small little hole in there, you're going to think, wow, she got her asshole done.
What is she doing?
That's bleach.
That's Tide.
That's bleach.
That's Tide right there.
That's Clorox.
That's Clorox, yeah.
That's something.
That's crazy.
Mountain Fresh Saint.
Yeah. And. I'mox. That's Clorox, yeah. That's something. That's crazy. Mountain Fresh Saint. Yeah.
And.
I'm listening.
Once you go bleach.
You can't go back to the beach.
Hey, listen.
I'm just saying.
You can't go back to looking at normal assholes after that.
Y'all are wild.
Moving on.
This is me.
I'm a bad bitch.
So you can say I'm on my Brad Pitt.
Now. Back to the life. We're running out of time.
I'm just talking away.
High power.
For real?
Yes.
Mic check, one, two, one, two.
Tell me I'm an info. Cause I don't really trust niggas And we made it through the hurricane
So celebrate and light the Murray Jane
We gon' make it, that's some early thing
Jewish girls get high, make it early spring
And saying, hey Kanye
We need you to go deeper than Tazan Day
Cause my verses got pain
Chocolate rain, so many lodges photographing
And me on break, woo, on the road
I miss this.
Why they don't do this no more?
They don't do this.
What, rap?
Yeah.
Yo, not just that.
The song, the arrangement, everything on this is just amazing.
They don't vary the tempos enough anymore.
Everything is the same tempo.
It is.
Same tempo, same bop.
We need to normalize fighting that fight.
You're right.
Yeah, man. You're right. It's all the same bop. We need to normalize fighting that fight. Yeah, man. You're right.
It's all the same bop.
If I had one complaint
about... I won't even name
the album. It's my only complaint.
Similar bop.
Drill, right?
What is it?
Ish.
You're talking in the mic. You did it again, that 60-year-old
thing you do. That's not drill it's not
what's it called it's not drill man drill is just a style of rap that the the youngins do
that's that kill you he only know he learned a new word and just run it no no he only know
the music that is relatable to house building. No, I don't.
That's far from true. Oh, that's the drill right there.
The drill.
Yeah, we got what it do.
Look at this, it's a fucking old fart.
Yo, we got a drill.
God damn it.
Yo, man, I miss myself.
I need to just step back and kiss myself.
Baby, just step on me. Oh, man. That was myself. I need to just step back and kiss myself. Baby, just step on me.
Oh, man.
That was funny.
That was so funny.
Do you know what drill is now?
I do.
Okay.
Tell you what the sheet rock up.
Stupid.
Oh, all right.
We didn't talk about nothing that we were supposed to talk about.
That happens every time we do a patrol.
Every single time.
Oh, man.
We had topics
and we sit down
and be finished
and didn't touch a single topic.
Now I'm wondering
why more chicks
are not bleaching their ass.
Where does one get that done?
At the waxing station?
At the laundromat.
CBS. The laundromat. CVS.
Hit the ultra white button
on the machine
and stick your ass in it.
They put bleach in a bidet.
No, they do that
at the genius bar.
That's it.
They throw the Clorox
in the bidet.
There you go.
They do that
at your vaccinations.
That's the class.
Swap the nose
swab the ass
I get it
fuck yo
the other things
that women do
to be
more exotic
than the next one
aren't you glad
we just gotta
chill out
get a haircut
a little trimmer action
yeah
the hate don't go far
like oh he still got his
hairline.
He killing that.
That's it.
It ain't.
Damn, that nigga asshole
is prettier than mine.
Yo, stop.
What is wrong?
Who invented this?
That's a really good question.
I don't know.
Who's taking credit for this?
You know what?
They blame us.
Not for that.
I don't even phone in.
No, they don't.
No, they don't.
They'll tell you in a heartbeat.
They're not doing all this shit for you.
Oh, no, no, no.
They can't be their own assholes.
I'm just saying, women will say that they're not doing all that shit.
It depends on the fight.
Because a lot of times women will be like, yo, the reason we out here doing all this stuff is because of y'all.
You've heard that.
They're not bleaching their asshole because of Joe.
Or Ish.
Or anybody else.
Or Ice.
That's not my bag.
I'm good.
They're not doing it for themselves.
I'm not doing it for white toes,
not white assholes.
They're definitely not doing it for themselves.
Now that we're here
in a safe space of all men.
I'm not.
The anal sex dude,
I'm good on that.
Like, that's not my thing.
You don't do that?
No, that's not my thing.
Never been your thing? Never. Have you ever done it? I've done it before. They be that's not my thing. You don't do that? No, that's not my thing. Never been your thing?
Never.
Have you ever done it?
I've done it before.
They be requesting that of you?
If they like it, but that's not my bag.
They be asking you to put it back there?
Yeah, because you're freshly bleached.
You got to use that thing.
You got to use this thing.
You got to see what the fuck.
I spent all this money for nothing.
But it's like girls with no ass anyway, so.
Oh, this guy, man. What's wrong with him? No, nigga.'s like girls with no ass anyway. This guy.
What's wrong
with him?
No nigga.
I like girls.
Yo this guy.
You ain't got no type?
Nah I don't really
have a specific type
I don't think.
Don't look at me.
Don't even look at me.
Who can I look at?
Anybody.
This thing is bugging.
Yo, what pressure are you under at home?
None.
Zero.
Absolutely zero.
Wink.
Wink.
If you're in trouble, wink.
Yeah, you get the Captain America pass.
I don't even know what that means.
Word.
Let us know.
Give us a sign, bro.
I don't.
Bro.
We can talk about anything you want to damn near talk about.
Let's talk about your type.
My type?
Or your lack of.
Right, you ain't got a type?
How long I known you?
Yo, like, when did you meet him?
Like, maybe we all have you wrong.
Maybe everyone's wrong.
Hey, yo, fam.
The girls that you know that I've dated,
they don't, none of them look alike.
That's the truth.
Yo, you're an asshole, dog.
Something's wrong with you, fam.
The girls that I know that Ice has dealt with,
they all resemble each other.
Appetite.
I know.
Hey, surprise.
The girls, look,
you even have gotten some variety in your years.
Yo, Mariah Lynn just came at me.
I'm going to fuck you up.
I'm letting you know.
I'm letting Ice know.
Where the camera at?
If Mariah Lynn continues to fire me, I'm firing at him.
I'm fucking Ice up.
Because your fucking woman crush Wednesday keep coming at me.
That's not my woman crush.
I don't even do nothing to her.
But anyway,
what were we saying?
Yo, now that I have y'all here
in this safe space
and there's no women around,
how do y'all really feel
about nipple rings?
Cool in theory,
not in practice.
I love them.
That's why I love men.
It is what it is. I like that. That's the same thing as that. That's the same as that practice I love him that's why I love him it is what it is
I like that
that's the same thing as that
that's the same as that
I love him
I love seeing him
like dudes don't have
a preference really
I prefer to not
suck on that
old
rusty metal
that every nigga
this week
has licked on
I can still
taste Bernard
he had candy he was eating candy dawn. I can still taste Bernard. He had
candy.
He was eating candy.
He likes peppermint.
He was eating candy.
I don't like that thing.
Why can't the nipple just be enough?
I like nipple. I'm just asking.
Now, I'll never say that to a girl.
So if you're a girl,
you didn't hear that. Now, I'll never say that to a girl. So if you're a girl, kaboom.
You didn't hear that.
Oh, man.
This guy.
I like nipple rings, though.
Because you dirty.
Damn.
So wait, nipple rings is for dirty niggas?
They ain't for hypochondriacs.
Holy shit, yo.
German foam stays far and fuck away from the nipple ring.
I'm waiting for you to say she's ready to go get her shit reappeared.
Let's go.
Oh, man.
Oh, shit.
And he wants to fund it.
Oh, shit.
Oh, my God.
All right, man.
Yeah, let's go.
Yo, let me ask you. What does it do for you? I just like seeing them. Really? Oh, so God. Yeah, let's go. Yo, let me ask you.
What does it do for you?
I just like seeing them.
Really?
Oh, so it's an aesthetic thing?
Yeah.
But then I like seeing them, too.
I like that.
I like seeing them, too, but then it's time for action, like Redman said.
Now give it to me.
You're licking pennies, man.
You're licking.
Oh, when it tastes like the old penny.
Oh, man. Oh, my God. You the old penny. Oh, man.
Oh, my God.
You're licking loose change.
The metal tastes nasty?
Yes.
You ever licked metal?
After a while.
I thought it's coated with the fancy smell.
It tastes like copper, you ass.
Yeah, lick this right now.
Yeah, you can see.
The fuck is he talking about over here?
Where my keys at?
Okay, so Ice likes this.
So you'll let your girl get some shit that tastes like house keys on her chest.
He just said he's taking her to get it.
I'm taking her to get them done if she want them.
If she was with it.
She had them pierced before.
She took them out when she got pregnant and stuff.
And I've been, oh, you ready?
You want to go get them done again?
I mean, I've dated girls that have them, but I don't be.
You don't suck titties?
Yeah,
but I don't remember
tasting the metal.
Shorty the other day
looked at me
in the moment of
trying to confide in me,
get some advice.
You sucked your titties?
She said,
I don't know.
Think about getting
my nose ring back.
What do you think? Man, I looked at know. Think about getting my nose ring back. What do you think?
Man, I looked at that FaceTime and said...
This nigga's so stupid, yo.
That was the look you gave a fam.
It's 2021.
I'm trying to build an empire.
Are you asking me about a nose ring?
What the fuck about your nose ring?
Your nose, your face.
Girls will ask you some questions.
I didn't even know you had a nose.
You think I'm the one.
To be giving you this advice.
Yo, no bullshit, yo? That's what the fuck. Yo,
no bullshit,
yo.
That's my baby.
Oh,
man.
Don't do that,
though.
Girls do ask your opinions
on shit that you have
no business giving
them shit on.
They don't care about.
I told my girl
a couple times,
yo,
if I do have an opinion
on this,
you should have been worried.
Like,
you asked me some shit
that I should not know.
And if I do know,
that should lead
to more questions.
Like,
nigga,
why do you know this?
Because you had a bunch of bitches in. Nah, nah, I'm not talking about, it's certain questions. And if I do know, that should lead to more questions. Like, nigga, why do you know this? Because you had a bunch of bitches in you.
Nah, nah.
I'm not talking about...
It's certain questions.
I'm like, yo, if I answered that,
you should have had a follow-up.
Is you Spinderella?
I mean, before you ask me,
let me give you my list of women
that I want in my face with a nose ring.
Spinderella.
That's the end of the list?
That's the end of the list.
That's the end of the list, yo.
That's it?
Oh, I think Janet in Poetic Justice.
I like the nose ring.
Janet in Poetic Justice.
I like nose rings.
Nose ring's cool.
I like pier nose ring. Janet and Poetic. I like nose rings. Nose ring's cool. I like piercings.
I like it too.
If you was confident enough to get the nose ring and keep the nose ring and do your own
thing with the nose ring.
Have you ever dealt with lip rings?
If you got a nose ring and you take it out and now you got an ass.
You don't sit up in the back.
I'm not sure.
Fam, no.
If you're not sure sure then just wear your nose
I'm not a fan of it
I don't care about nose
oh my god
never did the lip ring
never
never experienced that
lip rings
no
or mouth piercings
what about tongue
tongue piercings
back in the day was cool
now them shit's in the way too
I don't like tongue piercings
just be yourself
that's asking a lot
just be yourself
be you be you
be you
but bleach the asshole
yeah
well bleach the asshole
is fine
I'm on Instagram now
I gotta really
investigate these chicks
I'm looking at
some of the pictures
from the bottom
like this right
I'm looking like this
cause I'm not
gonna deal with
none of these
lip injections again
I gotta
I gotta do like this to really see that top right corner of your lip.
That's where the falafelness, what's they call it?
The collagen.
Whatever that is.
Falafel.
It be a little more over here than over here.
You looking dumb in the mouth.
Shit's stupid.
I don't even understand.
I hate it.
But that's being in women's business.
Look, I know drop dead gorgeous girls that be getting that shit. mouth. Shit's stupid. I don't even understand. I hate it. But we get, that's being in women's business.
I know drop dead gorgeous girls that be getting that shit.
And I'm like,
girls with nice lips.
You didn't need that.
The gorgeous women are the ones that
are going out.
Yeah,
like you didn't even need that.
And the scary shit is they get the ones
that don't get like the gorgeous.
They get younger and younger
getting this shit.
That's the scary part.
Like yo,
what are you doing?
Like you ain't even feeling,
no man made you do that.
Yeah.
No man made you do that.
That shit is nuts
Cause they think
I'm dead ass
They'll be like
Yo it's y'all
We doing it for y'all
No you're not
No they not doing it for me
Vogue magazine
And Mademoiselle
Turned y'all out at 13
You started doing this shit
For women
They doing it for men attention
Not necessarily for men though
They just like the attention
That comes with
Looking like
What they think
Niggas wanna see
Most men don't know
What a Giuseppe is That nigga wanna fuck you If you got on steve mattens or giuseppes
correct what's the giuseppe giuseppe stop stop playing man scott but no like that's crazy steve
man they hey you seen they got uh they got uh they putting out crocs with a stiletto stiletto
crocs croc are they Balenciaga for real?
Yes, it's a collab that's already
sold out and it didn't even go on sale yet
There it is
And this proves my point
right here
Some designers should be stupid as hell
A lot of these Italian designers
make anything
a motherfucker will buy it
As long as it got that name on it I remember a long time ago your father said If any of these Italian designers make anything, a motherfucker will buy it. Yeah.
As long as it got that name on it.
I remember a long time ago, your father said you was arguing with your old lady.
With my mom?
No.
One of your old exes.
Oh, okay.
And your father was like, she was like, yeah, I don't know what style is.
And your father said, yo, Beyonce just took a belt and wrapped it around her head.
Y'all are weird.
Y'all are weird and shit.
And it was so funny, dog.
It's true.
Because I could see girls walking down the street with the purple belt with the fucking G's on it.
Hey, niggas wrap paper towels around their forehead for fab.
Like Dior lines on the belt, dog.
I could see it.
That shit is crazy, fam.
They market anything. Look at it. That shit is crazy, fam. They market anything. Look at that.
That shit is ugly.
Please tell me. Somebody going to make it fresh?
Bitch, I brought this up for us to have fun.
That's somebody going to make it fresh?
Are you serious?
I just made a joke
about the fucking belt around the forehead.
I ain't serious.
It's not a joke if you got to tell us you made it.
Look at that ugly ass shoe, yo.
I love it.
Yo, this is my best friend by default.
They dropped something else too, didn't they?
Let's go down a little bit.
That shit look like a woofer ball.
They got a boot.
That shit is disgusting.
Yo, we saying that, right?
But you bought your girl PM and Ola Blahniks.
Who did?
You, me, and Corey.
No idea.
Oh, man. This nigga just want me to buy what you bought, yo. No. Yo, let me tell her. Oh, man. This nigga just want me to buy what you bought, yo.
No.
Yo, let me tell our audience.
Oh, man.
We about to make up some bullshit.
He is above purchasing things.
No, I don't.
Items.
I don't.
Clothes.
You buy lumber.
No, I buy my girls' clothing as well.
I just never put up here Manolo Blahnik's.
I've bought my girlfriend's mad shit. I just never put up here Manolo Blahnik's. I've bought my girlfriend's
mad shit. I just never bought those.
If you say that you bought those, then
some type of way they might link that back
to a drug dealing past, you think?
I'm just trying to...
Alright, no, I get it.
He never did that.
Joe is a dick.
What the fuck is wrong with this guy, man?
He never did any of those things.
Deeper, darker criminal.
It's just funny.
We spent all of these weeks building
him up as the super architect for him to
come in here on the pods.
Because when they shot it.
I'm like yo the branding
I don't know
how do we market him
I'm confused
who is this
who is this nigga
I'm tired of doing pods
with people I don't know
oh man
that was funny
that was funny
yo listen
we can leave
I'm finished.
I'm done.
I think you should have built a house.
Yo.
I was.
I think you're trying to build a house on the wrong block.
They chased him and his little pine wood out of there.
Hey, you and your little cherry cabinets.
You can't get your stuff down the road.
You ain't ginger frying this neighborhood.
Pow, pow. This nigga's stupid. We didn't talk about fucked down the road. You ain't ginger frying this neighborhood. Pow, pow.
This nigga stupid.
We didn't talk about now.
Look at me putting headphones on.
Now that it's over.
Oh, man.
All right, man.
Listen.
Kiss the bell.
A little love.
We're a good show for y'all today.
Somebody pop.
Got a lot to get to.
Another cup.
Let me stop lying, man.
It's a tumor.
This nigga so stupid.
Oh, that's funny.
All right, listen.
We don't have to date this.
We're leaving now.
This is over,
but I bet y'all have
some funny stories
from this party.
Oh, you probably will.
Yeah.
Oh, you will.
Because you know
what I'm thinking about?
Let me just throw something
and I'm going to leave
because my words
shouldn't be recorded
for the rest of the night now.
I want to just bring back
Joe Bundy. I'm going to just bring back Joe Bunty.
Let me just pull my
phone out and start
taking like,
look at this nigga.
Somebody gonna
boobop you.
Hell yeah.
Today?
Yo.
I wanted to do that
shit the other night
so bad to Bowie.
But I get beat up.
I get beat up today
trying to do that,
right?
Yes.
And that's the last
thing I need in the
headline.
Yo,
Bowie turned around,
had enough of Joe Bunty.
Put him to the ground. Stock I need in the headline. Yo, Batwell turned around. Had enough of Joe Pudge. Put him to the ground.
Stock would be all the way plumbing.
Oh, man.
Oh, it's the hell with the Batwell.
All right, I'm out of here, man.
Funny stories to come, though.
Sure.
I'm sure.
What y'all doing tonight?
Watching the game.
Tuesday?
Yeah, yeah.
Watching the game.
Going straight home, I'm sure.
Speeding above the speed limit to rush on the wifeys.
Yes.
How about it?
Yes, I guess I am.
Give me a good bowl of grass.
Oh, this guy.
I had a grass heated up when I get there.
Can this come out tonight?
Can this come out, like, right now?
In the pod?
Like, can this be part two?
I'm out of here, man.
Y'all hold it down.
Peace, love.
Everybody be safe.
Bye.
Yo, y'all are fucking stupid.