The Joe Rogan Experience - #2218 - Sam Tripoli

Episode Date: October 25, 2024

Sam Tripoli is stand-up comedian, writer, host of the "Tin Foil Hat with Sam Tripoli" and "Zero with Sam Tripoli" podcasts, and co-host of several others, including "Cash Daddies," "Conspiracy S...ocial Club," and "Broken Simulation." His new special, "Why is Everybody Gettin' Quiet?," is available now a samtripoli.com. www.samtripoli.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 The Joe Rogan Experience. Trained by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day. And we're up. Exciting times. Exciting times. It's a good time to be a conspiracy theorist. It's a good time to be a conspiracy theorist. It's a great time to be a comedian.
Starting point is 00:00:21 These are the good days, the all or nothing days. Yeah, these are the good days until the election and then who the fuck knows what happens. Just fast forward to it. Did you see this thing that the Biden administration pushed through? This new martial law thing? This is very disturbing. Jamie, please Google this so we can find out what the actual law states, but it's a DOD directive five two four zero point zero one giving the Pentagon power for the first time in history To use lethal force to kill Americans on US soil who protest government policies What are they expecting?
Starting point is 00:01:05 Is that what it is did I tell you what it is? I'm sorry five two four zero point zero one Dod directive this is from RFK jr. Posted this on Twitter, and I'm finding out about it because people are blowing me up about it That's fucking terrifying that is a terrifying thing to That's fucking terrifying. That is a terrifying thing to push through for the first time in US history giving the military the ability to shoot and kill American citizens. That's crazy too. It's interesting because you know what the Smith-Munts Modernization Act and stuff like that, it's almost like they kind of
Starting point is 00:01:41 in a weird way just make it legal what they're already doing. What is that? The Smith Modernization Act? The Smith Month's Modernization Act that Obama pushed through which basically made it so it was legal for the US government to use propaganda against its citizens which they were already doing in different ways through CIA and all that stuff so it sounds like we can legally do it you can't sue us now. How crazy is it it's legal to lie? How crazy is that? It's legal for the government to not just legally lie, but they can concoct completely fabricated stories just to push a narrative if they decide that it's in the best interest
Starting point is 00:02:17 of national security or whatever. To just manipulate energy in your mind and all that stuff to get you to believe certain things and it's a we need to bring back shame that's my opinion well they have none they are not gonna work it can't bring back shame to lizard people yeah they can't they can't feel anything it's in their reptilian brains which is very some weird shit going on right now with that it's weird because like you know that David Ike stuff we said they're all lizard people I don't think they're really lizard people I don't think they're really lizard people. I don't think they're really shapeshifters. But they do behave in a reptilian way, like a corporation does, like a psychopath.
Starting point is 00:02:53 I don't know if they're actual reptilians, dude, but there is something going on that they are a group of people, because they're all related, which is very weird if you like, oh, you go back far enough, they're all related. Like if you study Obama oh, you go back far enough, they're all related. Like, if you study Obama and Bush, right? You know, because I remember when Obama was running, I was like, oh, change, it's going to be change. Hope and change.
Starting point is 00:03:13 Hope and change. And then you start studying like the Bushes and the Obamas, and their first ancestor, their common ancestor is a Hinckley dude, right? And you go- Like John Hinckley, the guy who tried to kill Reagan? 100%! What? Yes, their common ancestor is a Hinckley. And then when you realize that Hinckley was related to Obama and Bush and related to the Bush's had dinner with the Hinckleys the night before Reagan got shot. And here's the craziest thing. What? Yeah. Is that crazy? Do you think, okay,
Starting point is 00:03:46 I always thought Hinckley was a lone nut that was infatuated with Jodie Foster. What? So, no dude. And he actually, there's actually interviews dude, where he said, Uncle George told me to do it. Oh Jesus. Okay. Didn't they just let him out? Yeah, and now he's doing like, playing in coffee beans because he's put out an album or something like that. He's torn off it. But that's a crazy thing. Barack Obama, the 10th cousin once removed of George W. Bush through Samuel Hinckley of Cape Cod. Holy shit. It's so crazy. I've never gone down the Hinckley rabbit hole. What's the, so Hinkley the guy who killed or shot rather Reagan what was his deal? Was he he was like MKUltra? Yeah he was a little off he was like the one family member that was a little off. Here's the craziest thing about that thing that
Starting point is 00:04:39 the Hinkley that shoots at Reagan he's the first one that can use the I'm mentally not capable of defending myself The I'm too mentally ill. What's the what's the law where you can um, where you know? So cuz right around then John Lennon was also getting like assassinated and his killer tried to use that I meant I'm not mentally capable to kill John Lennon. Do we remember? Uh, what was his name? Uh, uh, what was it? And I watched that whole story. Is there a rabbit hole to go down? Yeah. That's a crazy story too. Cause like we had this kind of, there's two errors of like assassinations where like everybody was getting assassinated or they were tempted.
Starting point is 00:05:19 Yeah. Yeah. Shot and killed Lennon. now is he an MK ultra guy bro think so He had that what what book did he have? On the rye was it called catcher in the ride catcher in the ride. That's some nk. Ultra shit right there. We're they all live Is he still alive 69 years old? Getting fucked in jail Yeah 29 years old getting fucked in jail. Yeah. MK Ultra shit is left and right, dude. The second gunman, not Mark David Chapman.
Starting point is 00:05:51 Yeah, nobody John Lennon. Author claims. Oh, author claims. Those authors. Well, you know, you know, the the the door guy at his hotel is his apartment building was a like a CIA FBI spook. Jesus Christ. Yeah, they just load it up.
Starting point is 00:06:10 When it's meant to happen, you don't get out of there. There's layers upon layers upon layers. That's why when you talk about any of these things, even like when you talk about the Trump assassination, there's a lot of stuff. I go, that's a little weird. That's a really weird situation right there. Because if you study these high impact events, it's kind of like that scene in John Wick. Do you know where John Wick, the hit goes out on him
Starting point is 00:06:35 and he's in the plaza and now every assassin has a flip phone suddenly, they're all on flip phones, and it's like boom, take out John. That's a high impact event. There's layers upon layers upon layers where you're not getting out of there. Like 9-11, JFK. What is this Jamie? Document show CIA and FBI spied on John Lennon. Oh. For fear of the interrupting the election in 72. This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter. Pressure can be a good thing, like on the mat or in the ring. It can push you to do your best, break personal records,
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Starting point is 00:08:40 19-plus and physically located in Ontario. Gambling problem call 1-866-531-2600 or visit connectsontario.ca. What was, which one was 72? Was that McGovern? I think that was when Hunter S. Thompson wrote Fear and Loathing on the campaign trail. McGovern and Nixon. Yeah, that was the one where Nixon won by the largest margin in history because McGovern's running mate Turns out he was cuckoo and had gotten electro shock therapy Oh, dude didn't tell anybody about it and you ever see the press conference when he announced that bro
Starting point is 00:09:16 The dude looks like he just got out of the pool. He's fucking Like you thought Tim walsh is a bad VP this guy they're like, you thought Tim Walz was a bad VP. This guy, they're like, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can't be the vice president. If you saw the Malcolm X assassination, the guy who is giving him mouth to mouth at the end is a New York police officer that was so undercover that even the New York police didn't know about it. It was this crazy like secret group within the, they didn't even go through like getting their badges and anything
Starting point is 00:09:50 like that. They were like separated early and then infiltrated all these, these organizations. Like the guys who shot them were working with the FBI. The guy who's giving them CPR is a, is a undercover New York PD. How exciting must it be to be an undercover dude? To be like deep, imagine being like a fucking IDF soldier who's in Hamas. Dude, that's crazy. You're in Hamas. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in there.
Starting point is 00:10:17 And you're so deep too. You're so deep that no one even knows what your actual job is. And there's like, Israel doesn't play Israel Don't give a fuck. They don't give a fuck. They have a bunch of those dudes like infiltrate everywhere Hezbollah everywhere got guys in everywhere Yeah, that's crazy that pager thing is one of the most gangster moves in the history of espionage and it's like you guys You know every day Yeah, 100% what you
Starting point is 00:10:46 call it yeah it was 100 claimed destine and all that stuff fucking wild move man what a wild move and then you study we're like all their dicks off they could get any like they could have this thing listening to us it's it's that it's that yeah the Buddha's listening to us this coffee's led that's where it's now they have Wi-Fi in the ability with Wi-Fi to see everything in the room. Not only does Wi-Fi see you, it knows what position you're in, it sees you as you're moving around. It knows everything.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Even these phones. Oh yeah. They never shut off by the way. Who was I talking to? I was talking to some people last night at your club and they were talking about how like your phone knows exactly like what time it is and and what you tend to look at at that time. So when you flip it up, those are the apps that come up. They have you down on lockdown everything.
Starting point is 00:11:49 Yeah, it's crazy, dude. Like I've been studying this stuff a lot and this is the weirdest thing is where everybody thinks I'm a crazy person um I don't thank you finally somebody somebody gets me it was got really lonely there for a while you were out there at the end of the pier you're out there the other pier the hurricane was coming yeah and I was like what's Sam doing? He's scaring us. He's like, guys, we need water, we need sandbags. And now they still think I'm crazy, but at least they're like, OK, he's right about everything, right? It was fascinating to watch Callan slowly melt away the layer that he had put up, the blinders that he had put up all his life. And it's like, so if I get a text from him, you're right about everything. Where do you get your news from? I'm like the street stuff.
Starting point is 00:12:31 Bro, Callan is so hard to convince. He and I, we had this long ass conversation in Utah a couple weeks ago when I was there for the UFC. And just a long ass conversation where I was laying some things out for him and then showing him. He's like no way. I was like yeah read it He's like what the fuck yeah read it. It's so crazy cuz you know he's super highly educated You know and Brian Callan is a sweetheart people don't realize that He's almost to a point like he's a people pleaser where he just wants to make sure everybody's happy. A little bit of that. A little bit.
Starting point is 00:13:06 And he kind of puts himself in some weird situations once in a while. But at the end of the day, he has a good heart and he means really well. He's a great guy. I've been friends with Brian for 30 years. Yeah, he's the best. We're real good friends. I love him to death. And he wants to have hope.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Well, he wants to believe that the government is good. Yes! And I think the government is mostly good. Yes. That's what I think about people. I think the government is good. Yes. And I think the government is mostly good. Yes. That's what I think about people. I think people are mostly good. I think most people are great. But I think the reason the Second Amendment exists
Starting point is 00:13:32 is some people are not great. Yeah. Some people are really bad, and you want to protect the great people from the people that are really bad. And that's a reality, unfortunate reality. I would like that to go away. I would like there be no need for guns
Starting point is 00:13:44 because everyone's amazing. That would like that to go away. I would like there'd be no need for guns because everyone's amazing Yeah, the best well This person but pretending that everyone's the best without fixing all the problems that make people fucked up in the first place While trying to remove guns so only outlaws have guns is the dumbest fucking strategy in every city So who pulls that off like Chicago or Detroit or any of these places that try that shit, it's a disaster in a fucking war zone. You know, I mean, there's more people get murdered in Chicago every weekend than probably any city in the country.
Starting point is 00:14:14 The places with the strictest gun laws have the most violence. That's fucking dumb. It doesn't work that way. You have to you have to look at things realistically. And then you have to look at the root of the problem instead of looking at the actions. Don't look at the actions. Look at what causes the actions. Extreme poverty, despair, gang- ridden, crime-ridden neighborhoods. If you don't fix them you're gonna keep getting the same kind of people that come out of there. So that is where we we
Starting point is 00:14:41 spent a hundred seventy five billion dollars on Ukraine. That's so quick We could have easily fixed all of our inner city problems We could have set up community centers given people nutritious food We could have like completely renovated the schools fix the schools brought in athletes and musicians and people to do seminars and show people how they can get out of things teach people trade Life skills life skills teach people things that you can use you can apply you can get jobs show them how to get jobs You know, there's a lot of people that are fucked man They're fucked and there's no they have no one reaching a hand to try to help them out and we could have done that
Starting point is 00:15:21 Scarcity dude, that's scarcity, but is that on purpose on purpose yet I don't think it is I think they're acting in the interest of the people that pay them and the interest of the people to pay them is supporting the military industrial complex the pharmaceutical industrial complex and then the all the people that give them money keep getting more money from them and ignore all the other people this is what I think they're doing and this is what I think they're doing with voting as well I mean I think it's the exact same thing. The reason why they're letting in so many people and giving them money and putting them up in hotels
Starting point is 00:15:51 and then asking for amnesty for all these people that came in. We need people. This is like this new narrative. We're not having enough babies. We need people to come into this country. Sure. Not that way. Not where you don't know who the fuck they are.
Starting point is 00:16:06 We like to vet them. 15,000 of them are rapists. 14,000 of them are murderers, convicted murderers. It's like it's just what we know. It's like you're having a party and you're like, yeah, there's not a lot of people there. Someone's like, I'll invite a bunch of people. Go to South Central, open up the doors.
Starting point is 00:16:21 Find the gang bangers, bring them in. But then you study a lot of this stuff and it just gets into like, I think like this kind of like dark energy stuff, man. It's like if you study like what they did to the Native Americans, if you study what they did to the black community, they run the same playbook over and over again, which is take, take, like if you study the natives right they took they killed all the buffalo Which mean took away all the guy jobs from the guys that's a little more complicated that the Native American story is a little more complicated, but it's in that regard is the buffalo thing what
Starting point is 00:16:55 There's some evidence that some people were killing the buffalo to deprive the Native Americans of food But most of it was just wanton and destructive recklessness and just like greed, just horrible greed. You know what they were doing it for? Pickled tongues. That was the primary thing they were getting. Before they were even getting skins from the buffalo, they were getting tongues. Tongues was like one of the big things because you could take them, you could pickle them,
Starting point is 00:17:23 you could send them back east and they were worth a lot of money Lot of money that's crazy because a buffalo tongues like that bit. Yeah, so they're shooting this 1800 pound animal for a fucking 10 pound tongue It's nuts and then you know the guys didn't have the males the men didn't have jobs Yes, and the women always had jobs because they had children and that was their job And then you look at the black community they did that exact same thing with the crack epidemic. They took away all the jobs, they flooded it with drugs, they locked up all the men, destroyed the community. And now you see that kind of happening in the bigger cities now where it's like, I was flying on this one airline, forget what it is. And they were like, we're training only women now to be pilots. And I'm like,
Starting point is 00:18:01 is that the best idea right here? How about train the best humans? 100%! Great. If they're not women, don't hire them. So you're taking away jobs from guys and like as men. But you know what that is. That's all that DEI stuff where they have to like in order to get funding, you know, in order to like there's a financial incentive to meet DEI quotas.
Starting point is 00:18:25 A lot of companies are abandoning them now. Yeah, one hundred and two. All of it happened during the Obama administration. Yeah. Have you ever seen, we showed it yesterday on the podcast, was it yesterday or the day before, the spike in racism and all these things on social media? I saw Dave Smith talk about that one time. All of it comes up at 2012.
Starting point is 00:18:44 It just starts at 2011 and just spikes. Thousands and thousands of- The articles, the mentions in the newspapers. Mentions on social media, all of a sudden became a big thing. And then you have all your race hustlers who are taking advantage of these DEI quotas and they provide seminars for exorbitant rates. The Al Sharpton hustle, the Jesse Jackson hustle. You know, all those, there's a lot of those guys that capitalize
Starting point is 00:19:10 on white guilt and got in with a fucking nice fucking deal. Paycheck, dude. Big cash, making big money. I want shrimp cocktail in the green room. You know, they fight diversity, you know, hook me up with some Dom Perignon and they, you know, they pulled it off And that's what you're always gonna have. You're always gonna have people that take advantage of any kind of a situation like that And I think but that one seems to be I don't think they realized the impact it was gonna have I think they were just trying to push a narrative that people were racist and like we should not be racist and it was Like a good talking point for the Obama administration but then it spread to
Starting point is 00:19:49 transphobia and homophobic it just went wild. Yeah they're just looking for stuff. I think it's that there's a bigger play and it's divide and conquer and these are these are playbooks that plays in the playbook that they run to do this and you know it's like for me it's like study the Cultural Revolution of China These are plays in the playbook that they run to do this. For me, it's like study the Cultural Revolution of China, study the Bolshevik Revolution of Russia. And I'm sorry, but people think I'm crazy, but what the Nazis did to Germany. It's like these are playbooks to destroy these giant, powerful countries that you can't just
Starting point is 00:20:23 invade because you'll get your dick kicked in so you have to kind of destroy from inside and I think everything you're talking about right now is out of a playbook of cultural Marxism that this is how you destroy from the inside and like that Yuri Bevin off or whatever his last name is dude I just saw another video he did where like and the guy ruined it by putting up all these stupid pictures and it made it way more weaponized than it needed to be. But man, he breaks down how you break down society. There's a couple videos, one of him sitting down and then there's one where he's given
Starting point is 00:20:53 a seminar and bro, he breaks down every single step and you go that's happening right now, that's happening right now. They destroyed the confidence that people have in America. They destroyed the faith in America. People think that the American flag is racist. It's so crazy. Schools will kick you out if you come in with an American flag t-shirt. This is bananas. It is crazy. Pride flags are mandatory in some places. It's so crazy to me. I'm working on this bit right now because everything in television is like civil war. There's going to a civil war, movies and I'm like between who? Like the right and the left? That sounds like a
Starting point is 00:21:30 curb stomping to me. It's like you're gonna have like the rednecks versus the furries and like who's fighting here dude? It's like ridiculous. And because like they it's gotten so crazy that like you know if you called somebody a fascist that meant they were like taking away your rights. Now it's just your dad who watches Fox News. It's like so crazy that like, you know, if you called somebody a fascist, that meant they were like taking away your rights. Now it's just your dad who watches Fox News. It's like so stupid. Racist, I get called racist. It's almost like a badge of honor at this point to be called these terms because it's just by annoying people who I don't like anyways.
Starting point is 00:21:57 So it's destroyed this kind of fabric between relationships between everybody. It's destroyed the meaning of words and it really opens the door for real racists. Like if you only have one word and the word is racist and you apply that word to anyone, everyone, anyone who disagrees with you. Like they apply it to Graham Hancock, the archaeologist. I had this fucking guy on, this Flint Dibble guy who's an archaeologist who literally wrote things implying that Graham Hancock's work empowers white supremacy. And I asked him about it and he was like trying to skid around it and dance around it, but I've seen him do it online with other people too. And this is a guy in Graham
Starting point is 00:22:37 Hancock who's talking about ancient cultures. He's literally saying saying we're talking about the like Egypt no one's saying that like white people built the pyramids yeah they're saying that they've been there longer than people think that's it by the same fucking people that live there in in northern Africa it's the same fucking people no one's saying white people there's no white people back you mean especially in that area what are you about? It's not a white thing It's Egyptians. It's Africans. I love him. But yet you can say racist and everyone's like, oh my god Dude it's nuts, but it loses crazy problem is there's real racists out there is fucking KKK is real There's real white supremacists out there. And when you call a fucking
Starting point is 00:23:24 real there's real white supremacists out there and when you call a fucking archaeologist you know an amateur archaeologist a racist because he's like trying to say like hey maybe this stuff is older than we think it is well you know what about the what are you gonna call the real are they super racists what is it what are those and what does this mean like what's the play like play the tape out what does that mean like like if you go all these this is white supremacy what does that mean is he's is go, oh, this is white supremacy. What does that mean? Is he trying to say that they're stealing their valor? Is that what they're saying?
Starting point is 00:23:50 Like they're trying to take away the notion that these ancient indigenous people constructed these things, but no one's saying that. He even implied that Gramis said something about aliens, which he definitely hasn't. He doesn't think aliens built it no that the what they they're misrepresenting the argument and the argument is a fascinating one and is backed by actual science and the argument is there's a thing called the younger dries impact theory that happened around 11,000 years ago documented proven 100% real event they know the dates that it happens because it happens every year.
Starting point is 00:24:27 Was it November and June? Is that when the meteor, the Leonid meteor shower, is that what it is? So there's a comet shower that we pass through twice a year and every now and then a big chunk like the Tunguska event. The Tunguska event in the early 1900s, which flattened like a million acres in Siberia, is the exact same time period where we pass through this shower. So they believe that at 11,800 years ago, this impact, and this is proven by core samples that show high levels of iridium, high levels of this nuclear glass that happens on impacts, and they find
Starting point is 00:25:06 this stuff all in the same area, around 11,800 BC, and then another one that's somewhere around 11,800 years ago, and another one that's like 10,000 plus years ago. So they think there's like multiple events that took place over a few thousand years, which totally makes sense if we pass through this fucking shower all the time and it nuked a giant chunk of Siberia in the early 1900s. So all he's saying, all Graham Hancock is saying is we are a species with amnesia. And to call him a racist, the whole thing's nuts.
Starting point is 00:25:40 I love it, dude. And I think the world before that event was crazy, bro. It was like, it was like I think it's like Game of Thrones meets like Harry Potter, like it was the craziest thing ever. Everything like even if you study like the stuff that happened in the Bible and all these crazy things they say people did, I think all that stuff was possible before that. And they just wiped out this incredible civilization that was so advanced and they had they can manipulate energy and they could do all this. Who built the pyramids? Maybe Nephilim. Who know? Did giants just lift in
Starting point is 00:26:15 logs and put I mean giant bricks and putting them in there? Whoever did it, they had an insane level of sophistication. It doesn't make any sense when you compare the rest of the world. The rest of the world at 2500 BC, which is the conventional date, let's say that's correct, just the conventional date. Graham Hancock thinks it was probably much earlier. But let's say the conventional date. No one else was doing anything like that, 2500 BC, not even close.
Starting point is 00:26:40 So what was going on there? Did they just have insane resources? Did they have so much food and water and they existed for thousands of years? Just like you look we were talking about this I had Brian Cox on yesterday and we were talking about how if you go back literally a hundred and twenty years ago You have Wilbur an or over right flying this bullshit ass plane Yeah, now 120 years later you have Elon Musk and Starship X right catching rockets on a fucking that was crazy Huh, that was crazy the kind of progress that you're looking at is fucking Impossible to imagine it's so imagine if these Egyptians had this same sort of situation
Starting point is 00:27:18 Where they had an established civilization an established culture culture, plenty of food, plenty of resources, brilliant people, no war. And then they just start figuring stuff out but on a different pathway instead of with like engines and internal combustion and electronics. They go a different way and we don't know what that way is but it's totally possible that that way exists. Yeah, there's a lot of great YouTube channels that break this stuff down like my on my lunch break and analog I've had him on my show and they he was telling me this story about how like they they were drilling low and then they got to this and there was this giant like cavern and they found like holes a civilization down there that was empty and he talked about one time where they just kept drilling and they just would find civilization on top of civilization. And they got low enough that
Starting point is 00:28:09 they found like, like in America, they found like Chinese writing low enough. Where is this? Yeah, dude, if you study these guys, they have these YouTube channels. It's a, it's a on my lunch break and analog and they just, they just break down kind of like something I talked about last time I was on here which was Tartaria but it's lost civilizations how our timeline is completely fucked it's not even it's not even real there's people things like we're millions of years old and we have these giant events that kind of come and reset us but they dig deep enough there's like civilizations keep digging there's another civilization over and over and over and we're just we're just on top of giants dude well that's the case with Egypt there's old kingdom and then there's new
Starting point is 00:28:51 kingdom stuff and when you go deeper into the sand you find more complex building yeah which is nuts bigger stones like crazy stuff man that old kingdom Egypt stuff is a specific style and so you know maybe that was was 11,800 years ago and then maybe 10,000 years ago is the other one. Like, we don't know. We don't know how old that stuff is. Well, it's almost like the Egyptians would just kind of moved in and they're like, these are our pyramids and like,
Starting point is 00:29:18 Egyptians of Cleopatra's age. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But someone, you know, long as time, had knowledge of the constellations, had an understanding of how to point something to perfect due north, south, east, and west, and just the calculations that have to be involved in getting 2,300,000 stones to come to a perfect point. Crazy! Like, that's insane.
Starting point is 00:29:41 And then some of them, they're moving these stones from 500 miles through the mountains and then they have stones that are like 80 tons and they're lifting them 300 feet onto the ceiling Like you tell me how they're doing this How the fuck how the fuck do we how would we do that now? But forget about then even if you're into these small kind of towns You just go into like a pick any state you go into a small town their city hall is like the most beautiful building you've ever seen surrounded by trailers and you're like who is here who made that why they make that and where they go and you see that all over the place but you know the thing is like craftsmen for like if you go into like old houses and old
Starting point is 00:30:21 churches the craftsmanship is insane. Have you ever been to Vatican? No, that's on the list. Vatican's incredible. St. Peter's Basilica is fucking mind blowing. You walk around and it took hundreds of years to make and the craftsmanship is just spectacular. When you walk around, your jaw's just hanging out like, oh, what the fuck, man?
Starting point is 00:30:44 Show some photos of St. Peter's Basilica, dude. It's Immense, I don't know how tall the ceiling is fucking crazy tall, but it's like everywhere You look is incredible ornate Craftsmanship and you know that was a thing that people did like show the inside that folk Look at that click on that look at that man the detail oh my god in real life it blows your mind because you just like how how long what was the motivation how did you get the money who would you steal all that money from click on that other one Jamie the what yeah wow look at that and then the one to the left that too look. Look at that. Fuck dude And you when you walk around there you I mean photos barely do it justice
Starting point is 00:31:29 See you well go the one there and the law or the right-hand side Jamie with all the people in it right next to that To the right. Yeah right there. Look at that one. So that gives you an understanding of the scale You see all these people roaming around in it It's fucking amazing. And so people were just really good at carpentry and craftsmanship back then. And it was a skill that was taught in school. You know, like how many sculptors are there today? It's probably a dying thing.
Starting point is 00:31:57 It's probably very few actual sculptors. But back then it was a real craft that you can get into. And especially, you know, you're doing all this stuff by hand. They didn't even have power tools. So that whole thing was built without table saws, no band saws. It was all planers and hand chisels. Something happened.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Hand saws. Something, dude. You don't know. I mean, we don't know the technology. We know the dates of that we know the people that did it that's all doable it's especially doable over hundreds and hundreds of years of working on it which is what we know that they did when you get to things like the pyramid all definitions kind of fall apart because
Starting point is 00:32:38 there's too many stones it would I think they said that in know they gave a timeline of something the neighborhood of 20 years the Pharaoh Khufu His his lifetime and that in order to build that pyramid just within his lifetime within his reign which was like 20 years You would have to place a stone every 30 seconds or something crazy like that You have to cut place measure and it would take 30 seconds per stone and you have to run the clock It's so crazy like that they're building that and now I Drive through this country doing stand-up and you see like churches are in like strip malls now, right? It's like you got church right next to a Jamba Juice. There's no, nobody's building these amazing buildings anymore. It's super sad and it's also like, is it done on purpose to kind of make you raise your anxiety? Like
Starting point is 00:33:31 when you said, come on. That's where you and I part ways. I don't think it's done on purpose. I think you get to Joel Olsteins who are in a giant fucking stadium because they want to make money. You know, that's what religion has become a way to get tax exempt status and you can be a baller You could be that Kenneth Copeland guy with fucking yeah flying around on Tyler Perry's jet that guy that guy's crazy You see that interview scared about the D. Oh man with a woman the interviews Crazy Fucking vicious man. I feel bad Jesus all the people in his name are like real retards. Yeah, that guy's not in Jesus
Starting point is 00:34:07 Yeah, that's the thing is like how is there's some scams that are legal and Evangelist the best scam that's legal because it's your own church. It's legal You don't you don't have to be a real righteous person You don't have to be following the Bible a lot of them are gay They're they're fucking people left and right like remember Tammy Faye Baker and and and Jim Baker It's just cuckings and Jessica Hahn or that that scandal Well, was it the thing that he liked to just watch his wife get railed? Was that the whole story was I don't know Doc at the end or they're like the the mini series on them was like
Starting point is 00:34:46 You just love to watch her get railed. Maybe it's crazy. I wouldn't be shocked. Yeah I mean you get that rich in the weird shit Jessica Hahn. Yeah, who went up banging Sam Kenison, which is hilarious Places you will go and the people you will see I remember one time Sam Kenison was on Howard Stern and Jessica Hahn was calling in your a piece of shit like fuck you This clean What's so gorgeous back then those those were national stories? Those were huge national stories when a preacher like when Jimmy Swagger got oh, yeah hookers. Yeah Yeah, I'm sad. Yeah. Remember that he's crying? Yeah, it's kind
Starting point is 00:35:25 of crazy too because like I grew up in that era and that all that stuff kind of made me like question the church and then question God and then I just kind of go, oh, because I've been spending some time with my friends. We kind of listened to Johnny Cash read the Bible. Oh, wow. It's the best. How old was he when he read the Bible? I don't know how old he was, but it's like very soothing and it's like, I'm going to be honest with you, like I'm on this journey right now, but I've never sat down and read the Bible. Can I stop you right there? I hate when people say they're on a journey. I don't know. I don't say it anymore. Okay. Well, I'm going for a walk. I'm kidding. Say it. No, it's fine. I don't
Starting point is 00:36:02 care. Nothing wrong with being on a spiritual journey. I'm just trying to learn. Right? Because I've been like a real knuckle dragger my whole life. Yeah, I'm trying to get get into the higher vibrational. Right? So I'm studying this shit. Ash reading the New Testament. Oh, so he was old. It was old Johnny Cash 1990. Okay, not too old. It's the best. Oh, wow. That's fucking great. And you just listen listen to them and like I never sat down read the Bible. I've never actually read was in it I've been always told what was in it. I never read it and now to hear it actually read which technically I'm not reading it either I'm listening, but you know It's like it's really interesting. I try to say I read a book to Donnell Rawlings
Starting point is 00:36:43 I told him I read it on I Listen to an audio tape. He goes. No, you didn't read it. I was like I absorbed the information, but you did not read it That's fine telling to write this book you you listen to a tape, which is fine. I haven't read a book in a long time Well, cuz you're busy dude. I read articles I read science papers, but I don't read very many books most books I get on the shot in the sauna or sauna or I get on the way over to here. Yeah, I love it. Because I can retain knowledge better listening than I can actually reading it because I just
Starting point is 00:37:15 go, what did I just read? And I have to go back and I'm the worst reader possible. You have to learn how to absorb information. So it's like everything else. Like if you're talking to someone but you're drifting you know you're not really thinking about that yeah I gotta do laundry you know you start thinking yeah then you gotta catch up to what they're saying you're just looking for clues especially if you're talking to someone who's just talking at you talk people that talk at you are so brutal because they're not
Starting point is 00:37:39 really yeah I really there with you they just have a thing and they're pressing play you just have to be there Yeah, but to be there and they're just drive-by junior and they just want you to smile and make them look good It's kind of weird like they don't really give a fuck what your opinions are But if you're talking to one of those people, it's super easy to drift. Yeah, 100% start thinking about shit You got to do Well, I'm a crazy person so my brain is thinking about a thousand things at one time Welcome to the club. Yeah, I got like I'm all I'm like an iPhone. I'm multitasking doing a bunch of stuff
Starting point is 00:38:11 We were trying to have a conversation about this in the green room the other day, you know Like all the different people they're all I go listen anybody doing this job is out of their fucking mind crazy, which is fine It's okay to be out of your mind. My favorite people are out of their fucking mind Yeah, just be a good person be out of your mind, but be nice be out of your mind, but be nice be generous be charitable It's okay to be out of your mind, but you should also probably figure out a way to manage your mind You know my way to manage my mind is cold plunges workouts saunas brutalize myself meditate that way when I do I do such difficult shit on my own That the regular life the difficulties of regular life are pretty passive. Yeah, they're not that big of a deal
Starting point is 00:38:51 It's not like three minutes and 33 degree water you go through it to get to it It's not a kettlebell workout. We were fucking think you're gonna throw up It's it's okay like jujitsu class you're getting strangled if you get through all that stuff like regular life is easier That's that's why like being on the couch is bad being on the couch is bad Not because it's not great to be on the couch. I love to be on the couch I love watching me a little Netflix sitting down for a little yeah Shogun binge watching. It's fucking awesome, but it's too Comfortable and when that becomes your, then anything that's uncomfortable becomes difficult to handle.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Because your most of your day is like relaxation and sedentary lifestyle. That's not good for you. It's not good for your brain. Forget about your body. Forget about vanity. It's not good for the brain. The brain needs, you need voluntary adversity so that life's adversity becomes normal. Like if you, I'm sure you know military guys.
Starting point is 00:39:54 Yeah. I know, I have a lot of friends that have been in war and those guys that have been in war have a completely different reaction to regular bullshit. I'm sure. Regular bullshit is not that big a deal to those guys. They're just like, this is just regular bullshit. This is easy day. Easy day.
Starting point is 00:40:12 You know, because war is fucking crazy. And it's like, how much how much have you seen? How much have you had to deal with? And that's why rich kids and spoiled kids, they have such a hard time Meal in my life. Look at the hunter Biden. I agree that poor bastard Yeah, you know if that guy was your dad if your dad was a fucking vice president He was never home. You probably doing coke too. Yeah, you'd probably be in Vietnam smoking crack with street hookers taking pictures of your dick
Starting point is 00:40:40 Yeah, why not that guy's got a huge dick for always on coke. It's like he doesn't get coke dick. It's unbelievable. Sure is taking my Agra too. It's a fucking hog for a dude on crack. Well I never looked but congratulations. Well yeah I have to do research. Somebody asked me, they had a copy of the entire laptop. They said do you want it? I said no. I do not want that. Why do you want that? I do not want that. I don't want to be in possession of that. Yeah. But also like, isn't it like, isn't it illegal? Like that's not yours. There's things on there seem illegal.
Starting point is 00:41:10 Well, I'm sure there's activities that seem illegal, but isn't it illegal to be in possession of someone's private property that was copied without their knowledge? Yeah, I think so. I think that's illegal. Yeah, I think so. You don't want that. Yeah. So you know, it's interesting. I don't want to interrupt interrupt you but that's one of the dirtiest playbooks when they inject child porn into someone's laptop
Starting point is 00:41:30 Yeah, they do that one all the time. Yeah, they do that one all the time Yeah, they just get that to the brother. Well, this is not true. Let me say this The what You don't know how many people they do that to but they have done it someone in some intelligence agency has Dropped child porn into a person's computer. That's a fact. That's a real strategy People have talked about it openly people been caught on tape talking about it, but people get busted and you're like, oh how convenient that this guy got caught with child porn. Now everything he says you'll never listen to again. One of the guys that got caught with child porn was the brother of the guy who went to the golf
Starting point is 00:42:16 course to try to kill Trump. Also the brother of the guy who was blamed for the Vegas shooting. Same playbook. Crazy. What a coincidence that both of their brothers happen to be child of molesters. It's crazy. And they just put it on your computer and then they rage you and then there's nothing you can do about it. Hey, that is the one most unforgivable thing of all time. I agree. If you have that on your fucking computer, everybody agrees you should be dead. except some of these crazy professors now who are trying to make the term minor attracted persons. I'll fight everybody.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Everybody. I'll fight them all. I'll punch a lady. It's so crazy. Because, you know, the weird thing about that, because there was this whole push, you know, about drag queens and dude, I've been to drag shows. They're great. Personally, I don't think they need
Starting point is 00:43:05 to be reading the kindergartners. That's just my personal opinion. And now a lot of them get busted having weird pasts. And the reason I do that is whether it's the child sex changes and all that stuff, it's like most of the people pushing that stuff are in therapy for trauma that occurred to them as children and now they're totally fine with traumatizing children with weird ass shit like to me like kindergarten should be A's B's C's adding up you know
Starting point is 00:43:37 math it shouldn't be like games football yeah like drag queens seem like algebra to me like really advanced shit that we, most adults don't even quite understand. Well first of all, why would you ever push anything sexual to people that haven't even, they haven't even come close to puberty. Yeah. That makes no sense. It's gross.
Starting point is 00:43:57 It's not just gross, it's disturbing and we're also ignoring the fact that human beings are extremely malleable. You can convince people of all sorts of things. You can influence people to do all sorts of things. We know that. That's why cults exist, right? That's why you can get... Why do you think they get little kids to become suicide bombers? Because they don't know any better. Try getting a 55 year old guy with a wife and kids at a job to be a suicide bomber. He'd be like, what? Try getting some fucking guy in New Jersey who takes the train into Manhattan every day
Starting point is 00:44:27 Try to get that guy to be a suicide bomber. You're like, what the fuck are you talking about man? I'm trying to pay my mortgage right? I'm going to my skids my kids recital tonight 100% blowing myself up for what they have people that rely on them and then kids just have nothing and they're very trusting of adults too And they really believe that they're gonna go to heaven they really believe that they're going to go to heaven. They really believe that they're going to be martyrs. And then they have framed photographs. I remember there was this documentary where there was a school in the Middle East and they were talking about today's students are tomorrow's holy martyrs.
Starting point is 00:45:01 And it was printed on the wall and in it, they had photographs of various children that had blown themselves up and they were wearing the vests. That's so... It's fucking... It's so fucked up. Bananas. It's so fucked up. But that's that's the playbook. The playbook is you get young people that don't know any better because they're easily influenced. So in the guise of this all this woke shit people have put aside what? We're it's fundamental about human nature There's a reason why you don't let children get tattoos because they make poor decisions you kill Well, so why are you letting I couldn't agree more cut off. I couldn't agree more
Starting point is 00:45:37 It's like what insane world are we okay with children cutting their dick? It just makes nose when you're cutting their breasts off or taking hormone blockers. Oh, did you see the latest one? The New York Times wrote about this. They did a study on hormone blockers for children and they decided to not release this study. I saw that yesterday. Because the study would empower people who against... Go to J.K. Rawlings' tweet. That is so not today. Tweet about this, because she had the perfect response to this. Her response to this was so perfect. The whole thing is completely insane.
Starting point is 00:46:13 If you're going to do a study that proves that hormone blockers are good for children, and you find out it's not, the correct thing to do is say, hey, we just found something out, and we shouldn't give hormone blockers to kids. Not, forget about it. This is just for happiness sake. We must not publish a study that says thing to do is say, hey, we just found something out and we shouldn't give hormone blockers to kids. Not forget about it.
Starting point is 00:46:26 This is just for happiness sake. We must not publish a study that says we're harming children because people who say we're harming children will use this study as evidence that we're harming children, which might make it difficult for us to continue to harming children. It's so sad and tragic that people are okay with this. U.S. study on puberty blockers goes unpublished because of politics, the doctor says. The leader of the long-running study said the drugs did not improve mental health in children with gender distress and that the findings might be weaponized by opponents
Starting point is 00:46:54 of the care. And should be, because they're not, not only that, there's severe health consequences. Also there's the other bullshit that you could just like reverse them at any time. That's not true. You're using them during the developmental cycle of a child. During the developmental cycle of a child, it determines like what their penis size is going to be. Like some of these kids that they do it to and then they try to have gender transition
Starting point is 00:47:17 surgery, they don't have a penis that they can turn into a vagina. So they start using their rectal tissue. So then their artificial vagina smells like shit literally because it's made out of rectal tissue. And so there's all these online forums of people talking about the malodorous fake vaginas that they got from these operations and then you have to keep it dilated. It's basically a wound that you got to put in and at some point that wound's going to not start smelling good because it's not meant to be there Well, I mean maybe you could if it was made out of a dick
Starting point is 00:47:48 Maybe you can keep it from smelling like anything other than dick. It's gonna smell like dick. Yeah Like it's like a Give you have a pierced ear Sometimes those holes seal up right so you have to keep a peg in there You have to keep an earring in there in order to keep the hole open. Otherwise it'll close up and you have to reopen it. They have to do that with their fake vaginas. They'll heal up. And I just don't understand as a parent how you can't go, no, we're not going to do this. I don't understand why you would allow the thing that is the most beautiful thing in
Starting point is 00:48:21 the world, your child, to go through that. I don't understand that because my whole thing is protect my children at all costs. As much as I can, I protect them from, as much as I can. And to allow this to happen at that age, be like, yeah, just do a major surgery at five, how early is it? 10, 12? 13. Whatever. Like crazy. What kind how early is it? Ten, twelve? Thirteen, whatever. Like, crazy. What kind of parent is that?
Starting point is 00:48:47 And it's a decision that's going to haunt them for the rest of their life if they don't agree with it. If they're unhappy with it, and there's a lot of detransitioners, a lot, and they get shamed. Oh my God, they get attacked so hard. It's so crazy. Imagine someone that's been coerced into doing something horrible, ruining, they'll never have children again, ruin their life, they get older and they realize like, oh, I'm just
Starting point is 00:49:08 a gay man, now I don't have a dick. Or oh, I'm just a girl who had autism and was confused, now my breasts are removed and I have a deep voice. Forever, forever, forever. It's so tragic. Can't have children forever, your life is ruined. In the name of woke and not just that, but also the name of money This is where it gets fucked because when you look at the amount of money That's generated by this like if you go back to like gender transition surgery places like
Starting point is 00:49:35 gender affirming care centers in like 2007 there's a couple there's a few yeah, because there's always been transgender people There's always been people that have gender dysphoria, and then there's people that have auto-gynophilia. And the auto-gynophilia people are the people that are sexually aroused by the idea of dressing up like a woman, but they like women. And those are the fucking creeps that walk around women's bathrooms with hard-ons. Yeah, that was that swimmer they said that they had that.
Starting point is 00:50:00 I'm sure. There's been a bunch of them like that. They get aroused by the idea of dressing up like a woman, but they're heterosexual. And so they're protected under the same banner. So you've empowered perverts and molesters to go into women's room and stare at women while they're peeing with their dicks out. Yeah. You know, it's crazy. They get a kink out of walking around women's locker rooms with their hard ons. And this is, or their dicks out, but this is, this is just one aspect of it. And then there's people that really do have a mind of a woman, they're trapped in a man's
Starting point is 00:50:33 body and maybe gender transition is a thing for them, but they should be, they should be like protected from making a poor decision while they're young. Yes. At 18, light yourself up like a Christmas tree. It really shouldn't even be 18. 21, 24, 25. Whatever it is, whatever age we figure out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:52 But people make, especially men, their frontal cortex on a man doesn't even really fully evolve until they're like 25 years old. I think mine was 50. I think mine was 50 too. Yeah. But it's interesting because it's this thing we kind of see in society right now in our culture where they're trying to make outlaw shit mainstream. Like when I was growing up, there was always that story that there was a city in Colorado
Starting point is 00:51:15 where everyone went to get transitioned and you went out there and that's where you did it. You didn't see it. I like centers everywhere. Yeah, for a long time, Colorado was the place where I always heard, you went to go get your dick cut off and stuff like that, right? Which is fine. Again, live your life.
Starting point is 00:51:29 When I was growing up in a small town, I don't think we had any trans, I think we had maybe one, and they lived their life. And they lived that outlaw lifestyle. Same thing with adult film stars, right? Like when I was, like I did the naughty show,
Starting point is 00:51:43 I interviewed all these adult film stars. That was way before OnlyFans and now like your secretary is an OnlyFans and they don't understand the lifestyle that comes with being an outlaw, right? Which is like, like there's a reason why porn stars live like the average age is like 38 years old their lifespan, right? There's like, is that real? If you go and you start like, there's people on YouTube that put together like these in memoriam Adult film stars they're all super young and it's all like ODN suicide murder. It's not an easy lifestyle There's certain people are built for that and it comes from traumas of childhood that you know They can't imagine the people that you're associating with every day that the men who are pimping you out
Starting point is 00:52:22 Yeah, these movies one it's an outlaw lifestyle. It's same thing with the trans stuff. They're trying to make it so the normies are doing it. It's like, they're not built for that. There's a certain kind of person built for that certain lifestyle. That business got wiped out by the internet. Remember how there was all these bailouts of businesses?
Starting point is 00:52:40 Isn't it funny that no one bailed out porn? Yeah, it's so crazy, dude. It's so crazy, dude I used to live in this gated community real nice neighborhood and there was a dude who lived down the street who actually did jiu-jitsu With me and he was a porn star I know I think I know yeah, and he made porn films And so he was loaded this dude had a fucking fat Mercedes and a beautiful house and his house is apparently like just a playground like this
Starting point is 00:53:05 and it was just ballin out of control and producing porn and then the internet came along and House he got repossessed lost everything everybody went broke. They went from making Millions every year to making zero dollars. Yes, because all the porn was legal and it was all online And it's tubes and you go into why is that a thing? Why why is this porn all free? Why is that suggestion bar over there? Suggesting some weird shit to me like it just brings you deeper and deeper You keep clicking on links links pop-up ads. Yeah, there's a banging out ad revenue left and right And then we're getting some straight like normal, like normal ads too, like a Ford truck I once saw in Pornhub,
Starting point is 00:53:47 which was like a really weird commercial before you're about to watch interracial gang bangs, right? I bet all that's done in a sneaky way. I bet all that's probably done in a sneaky way. I bet the companies don't even know what they're advertising for. You know, I bet it's like a block of ad that goes to like some conglomerate. I mean, you got to think of how much money must be involved in those streaming sites now.
Starting point is 00:54:08 And how many views are getting? If you go to a video, it's got 3 million views. Why is that any different than watching a stand-up special that has 3 million views? Because you're not paying attention to the fucking ads on the right-hand side because you're going full screen every time. It's really crazy. But the game changed, and I always think this is like kind of... Here it is right here.
Starting point is 00:54:29 2006, pornography industry generated 12 billion in annual revenue, which is more than the combined annual revenues of ABC, NBC, NCBS. In 2023, the pornographic website market in the US is projected to be valued at $1 billion. So they lost $11 billion. That's crazy. That's with all the rebounding. That's the rebounding, right? So there was a complete devastation from 2006, which is right about the time that this fucking
Starting point is 00:54:56 dude lost his house. I think he lost his house like 2008 or something like that. So they just, once the YouPorn and all that shit shit came along it just took the fucking legs off of it but the 2023 one doesn't include the only fans numbers oh yeah that's gotta be off the charts yeah that's crazy too and that's an interesting thing that is the most empowering way for porn stars right because they are completely the pimp they get rid of the pimp they get rid of the producers they make their own revenue and a lot of it is like boyfriends and girlfriends decide to film You know like fucking amateur stuff and people love that stuff and that that is like an insane amount of money
Starting point is 00:55:35 And they're making it they're making all of it, which that's the most some of them are I think there's this big thing where they're like this chick made a million dollars And then you study like what the average Person makes it's like a hundred dollars I saw this great meme where it's like you started only fans you made ten dollars, but now everybody Your town knows you have pepperoni nipples Yeah, there's definitely that it's not always successful that That's for sure. The median income for OnlyFans creators is $4,995 a year, according to Keeper, tax filing service for the freelance workers.
Starting point is 00:56:11 However, it is likely some creators make a lot of money while others make none at all. So for the median to be $4,995, that means some girls are making $20. Yep. Yeah, some girls are making 20 bucks. So what was my point? My point was the point is it like it used to be an organized kind of like a real industry and now it's not that it's Wild West and everybody's doing these. You know, it's really weird, dude, is how similar comedians and porn stars business models are. They're almost exactly the same if you study it, right? It's like we have podcasts, they have OnlyFans, right?
Starting point is 00:56:49 They put clips up on Twitter, which is wild. But Twitter still, Twitter during all the censorship, still full on hardcore porn always on Twitter, which is really crazy that nobody pushed back against that that never went away And then now and snuff films. It's so crazy to me. That's a lot of Instagram Instagram It's a lot of murder. I watched a guy today get stomped to death that same video The guy got stomped to death by the elephant. I had to watch it again Dude it is crazy my algorithm on Instagram. I hate it dude. I hate it
Starting point is 00:57:25 It's all buttholes dude so many people can't get away from it red band got me turned on to ladies who find the loophole To show their tits Oh with the by breastfeeding face big fake babies So they have this big juicy tit and they pull it as hot girl on a sundress He has this big juicy tit and sticks in the mouth of a rubber baby, and you're like hey He pulls out this big juicy tit and sticks it in the mouth of a rubber baby and you're like, hey I was at the airport flying here and like I love children like especially now I have kids I've realized how magical they are and like you go to airports. You don't see kids like you used to when I was coming up It's just no ways having kids anymore. At least that's what they're telling us. But so I'm well, that's why we need immigrants Sam That's why we need immigrants, Sam.
Starting point is 00:58:05 That's why we need to keep the borders open, Sam. I see that. Dude, even like, even Mexico's birth rates going down. It's like Mexicans are having kids now, dude. That's crazy. Is that real? Yeah. Like, dude, I saw this chart which stated like the birth rates of all these countries.
Starting point is 00:58:19 It is not the only place that's only down 20% in Jamaica. They're still dropping dick. Nobody else is. Well, they probably don't have a lot of plastic over there. The part of it is reproductive cycles are being devastated by plastic. Dude, we're entering our children-to-men phase, dude. I'm telling you, bro. Maybe. Where nobody has kids.
Starting point is 00:58:39 Remember that movie? It was ridiculous. Everybody was like, that's crazy. Yeah, now everything's militarized and nobody's having kids. Welcome. I mean, it's going to get to a point where abortion rights are going to be moot. Like it's not really important because nobody can have kids. Nobody's going to. Yeah, it's really sad, dude. It's weird because this is what happens in industrialized civilizations anyway. So whenever you have like cities, what happens is women enter the workforce so they have children later. And then men want to have children later as well, because everybody's focusing on their career. And then you have IVF centers and everything, because people are too old to have kids. They're late 30s, like, oh my god, we have
Starting point is 00:59:14 to do something to have a kid. We don't have any time. Freeze the embryos. Do whatever we got to do. And so it's normal for third world countries to have more kids. You know, that's always been the case because you need children because you need children to help you work. If you're working on a farm or a ranch or you need kids and then you get to cities and people are like, well, the wife wants a career as well.
Starting point is 00:59:36 And birth rates always drop. But you get to places like Japan or South Korea. It's crazy. They're catastrophic. Everyone's watching eel porn. Nobody wants to hook up with the bitches, dog. places like Japan or South Korea. It's crazy. They're catastrophic. Catastrophic. Everyone's watching eel porn. Nobody wants to get hooked up with the bitches, dog. Well, it's not even them, and it's work.
Starting point is 00:59:51 It's work, especially in South Korea. They're very hardworking. It's a very hard work ethic, and the population drop is so bad that it's something crazy. One out of 100 people today will have grandchildren. Something bananas like that. That is so nuts to me. And you know what else is kind of crazy?
Starting point is 01:00:11 Like what feminism has done. And there's a, I think we're in big trouble. Our gene pool's in big trouble. Like especially if you take a look at like how many, there's like so many OnlyFans, it's unbelievable, right? And that lifestyle, when you're a gorgeous woman like that, that lifestyle that you start to go into OnlyFans, that kind of like shuts certain doors in your life.
Starting point is 01:00:33 And one thing that is gonna happen is like high value males probably don't want an adult film star as the mother of their children. And these are like Viking bitches, right? Like, you know, these big old juicy titties and all that stuff. They should be putting out super soldier kids. But because these high value males don't want that, that's going to fuck that gene pool up. And then you look at college and you have these really smart, smart, smart, or I'll say intelligent, intelligent, intelligent women don't want to have kids. So now you've got the smart ones not having
Starting point is 01:01:03 kids and the super built ones not having kids. It's gonna be like super devastating to the gene pool. Like it's gonna get really weird, man. I think we lived through the best times and I know every generation says that about the next generation, but I think we had a great like. Well, isn't like Only Vans almost kind of like hitting the lottery plus shame.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Right? It's like you got money that's coming out of nowhere. So you're gonna burn through it likely You're probably not gonna be the best business person. Maybe you are maybe maybe you're investing it I wanted to maybe you know how to change your identity I'd like to be a financial consultant to the strippers. Like I always wanted to do that like help them invest strippers like I always wanted to do that like help them invest put a call on this put a put on that all have only fans right no one dude they said like 30% of Miami is only fans what yeah it's like some crazy number Google that what are you saying Jamie I've seen a only fans creator say that like if some of the strippers only had enough self-confidence
Starting point is 01:02:06 To know that they could just be on only fans instead of going to strip club perhaps. Maybe this um Google what Sam said about only fans of Miami. That's some crazy high number that seems bonkers 30% Yeah, I mean, but everybody's hot Miami. I went to Dunkin Donuts. I saw a chick working there I was ready to leave everyone I love for Miami I went to Dunkin Donuts I saw a chick working there I was ready to leave everyone I loved for it. I was ready like I will abandon everybody for those. I always say you need you should have a passport to go to Miami. That's not America.
Starting point is 01:02:34 That is not America. That is a wild country. It's the Latino San Diego and then San Diego is the white Miami that's how it goes dude. You go to Miami like you go to San Diego you're like you're so gorgeous San Diego, you're like, you're so gorgeous, and you're happy. What is going on here, dude? Right, because they're not in the show business industry. 100%. That's what it is.
Starting point is 01:02:50 That's like Texas ladies. Yeah. I love Texas. There's beautiful women out here and they don't need any attention. I love Texas. They're not trying to get famous. They're just being normal people. They want a family.
Starting point is 01:02:59 They're just normal people. Yeah. Well, that was one of the main things that was appealing to me when I first started looking at Austin. When I would come here, I'm like, these people are so normal appealing to me when I first started looking at Austin. When I would come here, I'm like, these people are so normal. They're nice. They're just nice people. They're ideal.
Starting point is 01:03:10 They're just living their life. You get so used to that Hollywood word. I hated it. That Hollywood weird world, that way of behaving and thinking. It's all wrapped around narcissists. It's all wrapped around the entertainment business and it's all wrapped around these these people that dictate whether or not you work, you know, these overseers of the industry. I get asked to audition for stuff all the time. I'm like, I'm done. I'm tired of going in there auditioning for someone who
Starting point is 01:03:39 probably couldn't do the role anyway, so I'm trying to impress them and I can't act. I'm a horrible actor. I'm functionally illiterate I can't write I can only do one thing it's talk mad shit and that's it. I'm lucky to have a creator doing that. Thank God that's a thing. At the right time I just started podcasting with you in Redback. If you and I were in a tire shop, oh my god we'd be fucking doomed. We would just be making each other laugh and we'd be constantly getting fired I love sixth street energy I love going there and just feeling the energy it reminds me dude of like you remember Hollywood bull sunset boulevard in like 98 when like Kobe and Shaq were crushing it with the Lakers and it was just chaos and we didn't know how good we had it and it was so much fun and now that's all gone well also we were undercover right because even though I was on TV. Nobody knew who the fuck I was in 98 Yeah, it's like we were just kids
Starting point is 01:04:32 We were just young guys like in this wild business and we couldn't believe we were working in Hollywood Working at the Comedy Store, you know, and then all these celebrities come by see Quentin Tarantino there and dr Dre there you're, what the fuck? This is crazy. Couldn't believe it was real dice clays. They're like what? My favorite listen, there's two times at the time store that I loved obviously when you came back and it was just fire And it was like every show is selling out instantly But there was also that dead period at the store where it was like we could just go up and bomb with dignity and nobody cared. There was nobody in the O'Rour, you were just eating a dick and you felt great about yourself.
Starting point is 01:05:12 Because it was like towards the end of Mitzi's like, she was still in control but she wasn't like hands on. That was 2007 to 14. Yeah, it was just. Yeah, that's when I was gone. No, no, it was right before you left too. You were, I loved you, you were the only one putting your name on the marquee still. You'd have these guys popping in doing an hour, their name weren't on the marquee. It was chaos, man.
Starting point is 01:05:33 But the reason why they did that is because they had this erroneous idea that you wouldn't sell tickets in LA if your name was at the Comedy Store. People knew they could see at the Comedy Store, why would they go see you at the Forum? Yeah. And I was always like, who says who? Says who? Says who? So I always appreciated you putting your name on Marquee because we got to perform in front
Starting point is 01:05:51 of like, packed crowds. But during the week, I remember I'd walk up, Steve Renne is still working at the cash register and he's like, should I get a new job? You'd look in, there's like 10 people in the OR. That was like 94 to like 2003 yes, and I got in in 98 and was it was I always said it's the purest comedy ever was Because the inmates were running the asylum. Oh, yeah, and you could just be great You could go do a set do blow over there
Starting point is 01:06:19 Have a great time live your life And it was such a blessing because everybody that was there during that time has gone on to do amazing things. They're all over Netflix, their podcasts are huge because we were allowed to just bomb with dignity. We were allowed to experiment. Yes. Which is so important for creating comedy. You got to take chances and you got to try things. And if you're just trying to kill all the time, you're going to do your best material always. And the store kind of got to be that Yes for a while like 2004-covid yeah 14 on the problem was it was packed every night when I came back all of a sudden
Starting point is 01:06:55 It was like the new gold rush and it was every night Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday two shows three shows Sold out everything was sold out to shows in the main room sold out amazing crowds Enthusiastic comedy fans it was because they were internet comedy fans It became like a different thing because it was before I was like, ah, let's go see comedy They didn't give a fuck about comedy. So you if you got a laugh you earn that fucking laugh. Yeah, you know Yeah, which the way I always say is the store goes through these differentas, right? So went through the Richard Pryor era What when Richard Pryor was filming live in the Sunset Strip and like the early 80s? I mean this was like the thing like you go see Richard Pryor at the Comedy Store
Starting point is 01:07:36 And I'm sure the Comedy Store from everybody that like Dom Herrera and people I talked to was hopping back then and then there was the Kinnison era. And then Kinnison, I think around ADA, got banned from the store. And something happened, and I don't know what he did. He probably shot somebody or something. I know he shot one of the signs in the back, in the parking lot.
Starting point is 01:07:58 Yeah, they replaced the sign. I'm like, so sad. It's like, dude, that was a bullet hole from Kinnison. Why would you fix that? Leave it there. So then After that there was this giant drop-off. That's when I came along. I came along in 94. There was no one there It was like I had heard about the comedy store was Mecca when I lived in Boston
Starting point is 01:08:17 Everybody was like the Comedy Store. Yeah, Richard Pryor. Yeah, I'm kineson and Dave Letterman Yeah, Bill Hicks comedy store the comedy store You're like you was like this magnet you had to get to. I got to get to the Comedy Store. And then when I got there, I was like, what? It was like, Bodax. It was like the leftovers, the people that were around in the 70s and the 80s, but never, they were lazy.
Starting point is 01:08:39 They were fucked up. They never got their shit together. And they had these terrible acts. And I remember being there and the crowd was like Non-existent no one was there. I was like, wow, this is the comedy store and it was like that For a couple years many years for when you came in 98. It was like that 98 So it's 94 till around The internet and then the internet started getting the comedy store packed again, because we were
Starting point is 01:09:05 all on like only, not only fans, MySpace. We're all advertising shows on MySpace and that got the, Dane Cook led that, right? Dane Cook changed the game, I always say. That was like 2002-ish, somewhere around then, 2002-3. That's when it really fucking kicked in. And then Fear Factor was huge. So then My Name was in the marquee back then. So then it was packed again.
Starting point is 01:09:28 And then it was internet fans. So it was a totally different vibe. It was like a really fucking good time. But then 2007, I left and I'm like, fuck this place. And then it dropped off again. It dropped off again. And I remember when you came back, I remember I wasn't in town, it
Starting point is 01:09:46 was a big event, and everyone's so excited, and the things just changed, and it just became just fire there overnight. Overnight. But I always could tell whether you or Joey Diaz was on the lineup, because when you weren't on the lineup, the crowds were totally different. And I'm like, oh, Trippley's going to have to work tonight, dude. It's going to be a rough one. We're going to war. We're going to lose some soldiers tonight.
Starting point is 01:10:10 Right. You know, if you threw Joey up in the show, first of all, whoever goes on after Joey's in real trouble, but also like- You learn a lot about yourself. Oh yeah. It's an education. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:22 Especially Joey in the OR. Joey in the OR was almost impossible to follow. And then on top of that, like all the taboos have been destroyed. He just did 15 minutes on eating ass and shoving his nose in someone's ass, doing the pigeon, and destroyed the room. Like people couldn't breathe. They were laughing so hard they couldn't breathe. People were knocking drinks over the table, falling onto the ground. It was normal to see people fall on the ground when Joey was on stage. But the thing is, it's like all the taboos were shattered and you could just have fun. You know, you could just do anything.
Starting point is 01:10:56 You could just have a good time. I felt like that at your club last night. I felt like that. It was so funny because I came out and I did Kill Tony two weeks ago. And you know, I took Tony on his first road gig. You can actually watch. There's a video on YouTube where I used to do something called Before and After. And I would interview like I take door guys on the road. I'd interview them before the show and then I would interview them after the show because I know it was going to be chaos.
Starting point is 01:11:24 And you can see Tony's first gig. He ever did on the road, he's on the internet. Wow. And now, you know, and I did like Kill Tony super early. So, you know, that's kind of how I thought the show was, how it was when it first started. So I, you know, I call up Red Band, I hit up Red Band and told him like,
Starting point is 01:11:40 hey man, my special's here, can I come and do the show? He's like, yeah, come on. So I'd be telling people, I'm like, hey dude, I'm doing Kill Tony. People, it's like I'm having, hey man, my specials are I'm gonna come and do the show like yeah, come on So I'd be telling people like hey, dude, I'm doing kill Tony people It's like I'm having a kid like I'm giving like I'm gonna have a new child come into the world people like I'm so happy For you. You deserve it. You're doing great. You deserve your I'm like I didn't realize why I was walking into bro When you you should come to Madison Square Garden when you see I don't know why they go
Starting point is 01:12:04 I was like, dude, it, why didn't you go? I go, we could have done that, we could have gone. I didn't even think about it. You could have done a set. Yeah, I wish I could have gone. Kill Tony in Madison Square Garden was so insane. So for me, it was so emotional. Like, I had to be there because I was there
Starting point is 01:12:20 when he was doing it in front of 18 comics in the Belly Room. Yes, I was there too. No audience. I was a frequent Yes, I was there too. There was no audience. No audience. I was a frequent guest, and it was just fun. It was just the thing we would do, we'd fuck around. And I thought it was a great workshop for comedy. I thought it was a great way for these amateurs, these people that are doing One Minute,
Starting point is 01:12:37 to kind of get feedback from guys like Dom Herrera and to kind of figure out how to do comedy. It's a little bit of a training wheel for doing comedy. Also, tremendous pressure, even back then. But imagine, like someone went up in Madison Square Garden, it was their first time on stage. Where do you go from there?
Starting point is 01:12:56 You don't, you don't. The bombing was horrendous. But 16,000 people and rabid Kill Tony fans in front of this amazing band now. and you got Dice Clay's there Shane Gillis is there Mark Norma, he's fucking all my favorite anus. It was bananas David tell I wish I was incredible Even think to go I was like man. Why did I go all my friends were there? I saw our Yeah, I was it went to. It was fucking amazing. But I'm there, right?
Starting point is 01:13:26 I'm there. And I do kill Tony, and I just feel this freedom I haven't felt in a long time. There's a shadow in the cave in Hollywood of cancel culture, and people are just afraid. I mean, they're just afraid. Well, they're also afraid of not getting gigs. So the problem with LA is that even the comics that were really good at one point in time, they started getting TV gigs.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Yes. And then they backed off. They backed off what they did. And I felt that. When I was on news radio, my fucking producer's head to me goes, "'Why are you still doing comedy? "'You're an actor now.'"
Starting point is 01:14:02 I was like, oh no. Yeah. My immediate thought was like, oh no My immediate thought was like oh no, like I could get stuck here doing this. Yeah, I was just doing this for money I was doing this because I couldn't believe someone would pay me twenty five thousand dollars a week I was like, what are you talking about? That's insanity. I was like, oh my god. I'm a baller I couldn't is 1994. I was young Joe God, I'm a baller. I couldn't, it was 1994. I was like, this is crazy. Young Joe, young Joe.
Starting point is 01:14:25 26 years old and I'm making this insane amount of money. Like, this is nuts. And so I went from that to this realization that this could be a trap. And I was like, oh no, I'm doubling down. I'm gonna get after it. I'm gonna really, really get after it with comedy. I'm gonna do the same kind of comedy.
Starting point is 01:14:44 And I've thought about that during the Fear Factor days too. And I'm thought about that during the Fear Factor days too. And I'm like, if I lose Fear Factor because of comedy, so be it, but I am not. Dude, that's why I love you. You're such a word, you love the art. I've always felt that from you. You've always loved the art and I've always totally
Starting point is 01:14:58 respected that in you because you could have slide. And I know you like, you fucking, like you take a notepad and you write and you work those bits and you listen to yourself and you always Always like fine tune it and that's why when you're special and you did live which is fucking bananas. I loved it, dude I was so happy for you because I know how much time you put into it. Let's also doing it live is like scary It's crazy, which is why I wanted to do it live. I was like fuck it. Let's do it. Let's great Let's do it like fucking Bill O'Reilly. Fuck it. We'll do it live was like scary. It's crazy. Which is why I wanted to do it live. I was like, fuck it. Let's do it live. It was great, dude. Let's do it like fucking Bill O'Reilly.
Starting point is 01:15:27 Fuck it, we'll do it live. It's so nuts because most people, people don't notice about specials, is most people record multiple shows so they can edit it together so they get the best representation. To go up there and like, like last night I did the smaller room in your club and there was a couple moments where I flubbed some words and I was like, don't crash the plane, don't crash the plane, stay in the pocket dude,
Starting point is 01:15:57 you just flubbed a couple words, it's okay. And then you write it and then you go. Like to do it live is crazy But you know what it made me realize that I could do more In regular comedy like I could work more I could work harder You know, you remember the movie no mo better blues. Yeah, loved that movie One of the things I loved about that movie was like the discipline that Denzel Washington's character had like his girlfriend's trying to fuck He's like no. No, I got to practice. I got to practice. I'm like, I don't even practice. I was thinking that like I hardly practice I hardly write that all the time. I write occasionally. I would write back then especially I write a lot more now
Starting point is 01:16:33 But I would write occasionally. I sit down and write when I got ready for the special I was writing every day and I was going over my bits every day. I was listening to them I was writing them down. I was writing them out the day of the show. I had done them thousands of times. But I was writing them out the day of the show, I was listening to recordings, I watched a film of the recording. I was like, I am gonna be dialed the fuck in.
Starting point is 01:16:57 And then when I did it, I was like, why don't I do this all the time? Like, if I did that all the time, everything would be so much better. How do you have time, bro? How do you keep all this stuff going? I know I'm like I got in yesterday and I wanted to text you but I'm like Oh, dude, he's so busy. I'm just gonna let him do his thing I don't my phone's constantly blowing up and I'm not even close to what I don't know
Starting point is 01:17:17 How you keep everything going and not like it's it's amazing to me because I'm constantly like on the verge of like I'm just Gonna fake my own death and disappear Well one day I'll probably disappear but what I'm doing is exactly the amount I could do So I have it in a good situation, right? So my situation is I work out in the morning while my kids are at school I come here I do the podcast, and then I do stand up at night when everybody's going to bed. And that's what I did in LA too, like a lot of those shows that I did, like Joe Rogan
Starting point is 01:17:51 and Friends Show, I did in the main room, I did them at 10 o'clock. And the reason I did at 10 o'clock, my kids are already in bed. So it's perfect. I have dinner, hang out with family, go and then I write late at night, because that's when I'm the most juicy. When I come home from a show and my brain's fired up, you know, and I can sit in front of that computer, and maybe I said one thing that I think could be something,
Starting point is 01:18:12 and then I'll just listen to that thing, and then I'll just start writing. And I've gotten so much out of that, and it made me angry that I didn't do it more often, because, like, some of the best bits that I've come up with over the last couple of years have all been stuff that I actually wrote, not just ideas that came to me that I fleshed out on stage and I've had some of those that became bangers, but the sitting down and writing things out and trying
Starting point is 01:18:35 to get my perspective and some lines that were just, we lost a lot of people during COVID and most of them are still alive. I love that. I wrote that. I was like, that's exactly what it is. We lost those people, but that came out of writing. A alive. I love that. I wrote that, I was like, that's exactly what it is. We lost those people. But that came out of writing. A lot of these things that I was writing out, like I took chunks of them and that became the bits and I was like, God damn it, I gotta be more focused. So doing that live special really lit a fire under my ass.
Starting point is 01:18:59 It's so insane, dude. People have no clue how hard that is and anyone who's ever shot a special has to be like, that's insanity, dude, to do that, because most people don't have the ability to do that. And I respect you. And I've always done that because you do have the discipline. And, you know, now that I've gotten sober, like, that's what I work on is discipline, you know, the like the getting into a routine of going work out, get this done. And now, I'm gonna be honest with you, I always was a stage writer. I mostly just wrote on stage, tagged it, and could remember it, and get the beats down in my head.
Starting point is 01:19:34 But now that, like in November, I'll be doing standup for 30 years. Most people are retiring from whatever they're doing at that time. I still absolutely love standup comedy. But now I've kinda talked about all the things. I really used to get downloads, dude. Like, I would get downloads of jokes. Jokes would come to me fully formed and I would just go on stage and do them. Like, I remember one day I'm I'm sleeping, I just wake up,
Starting point is 01:19:58 I'm like, the seven stages of Grief of Shitting Your Pants, right? I just had the joke like right there and it's like this I did on my special and it's a great bit, you know But now I've kind of tapped into everything and I and I've taught I heard Doug Stanhope talk about this one time Yeah, where he's like I talked about everything I cared about. Yeah, but you know what Doug told me Edibles changed all that for him. I Don't know. Yeah, dude. That's the fucking that's the steroids of comedy. I'm thinking about I would love I. I'm like, yeah, dude, that's the fucking, that's the steroids of comedy. I'm thinking about, I would love, I mean, I'm four, December 9th will be four years. I'm so thankful for my sparty.
Starting point is 01:20:31 Stay sober. I do, I do want a micro dose during jujitsu, but that's about it. That's the one that I- Listen, you don't have to. You don't have to do drugs. You can- No, I don't want to. You can stay on this path and be incredibly creative without drugs.
Starting point is 01:20:45 It's just some people drugs are not good for. Just like some people shouldn't eat peanuts. Well, it's like it's just my the point is like now I'm sitting down and writing and I'm like sitting down and I'll write. My goal is at night to do like 30 minutes of stretching, 30 minutes of writing and then 30 minutes of reading. You know, that's 30 more minutes than you would have done if you didn't add that up that's fucking hours in a week and you add that up to jokes you're gonna have 10 minutes here five minutes there if you can get one good bit a week that's about five minutes by the end of the year you're gonna be or like five good minutes a month you just
Starting point is 01:21:18 gotta get five good minutes a month good minutes a month it's amazing and then you have a whole hour at the end of the year yeah that's incredible and then. And then if you do that for two years, you can pull from 120 minutes down to a murder 60. Yeah. So that's what I'm working on now. But I like, think about that. If you have five good minutes a month, you have 12 months out of the year, you know, you're going to have 50 fucking minutes. Maybe, you know, when you trim it down, maybe a little less, but that's pretty fucking good. That's pretty goddamn good. And I'm trying right now to really work on taking my experiences and turning them into jokes
Starting point is 01:21:53 instead of just doing observations, which is fine, but I'm trying to take experiences that I feel to make it as authentic as I can to who I am. And sometimes I could wander into some stuff where I'm like, I am and and you know sometimes I could like I could wander into some stuff where I'm like I'm sure somebody already said that but I'm just like you know it's authentic to me like I have this bit about I almost I almost OD'd on like a gas station boner pill one time this is like a true story. Did you get it for Red Band? No! Just one day I don't know why I was at a
Starting point is 01:22:22 gas station I saw the Rhino 55,000 I'm like give it to me and I was up for three days straight rock hard and I'm like What is in those fuck? I don't know bro. I think there's steroids in those things I don't I was up dude, and I had you jitsu in the morning I'm like, this is not good probably meth, but I'm probably like I'm sure somebody might have talked about this But I don't care because this is my experience Yeah, and I'm just gonna write about my experience. I'm sure people I mean Red Band's talked about gas station boner pills Forever he was the fucking the guinea pig He was he would get the different ones
Starting point is 01:22:57 He'd be mad when the gas station ran out of him and he was telling me the scam how what would happen is they would Test these things they'd find out there's Viagra and I and a bunch of other shit, and so then they'd pull them off the market and then they would just come up with a new company name and then sell the same shit. Thank God. And it was like instead of Rhino, it was Steel Rhino and Iron Rhino and Golden Rhino. But they're so powerful, bro. But how crazy is that?
Starting point is 01:23:22 That was a thing for a long time was gas station boner pills. They're still there dude. I never touched them. I did. I thought about it. There was a couple of times. I loved it. You know? But I like the throttle dude.
Starting point is 01:23:33 I was in a weak state of mind. I saw that stack there while I was buying a pack of gum like, huh, nope, I'm not going to do it. You know what I was scared of? I was scared I'd love it. I'd want to do them all the time because you don't also you really were taking a risk You didn't know what was in those. Yeah, let's find this out How many people died from gas station boner pills because it's not zero It's not zero. There has to be some guys that died Suck that has to suck that has to be along right up there with the guy who died in mr. Hands like magic funeral I got fucked more than a hundred times before that one horse killed him and that crazy
Starting point is 01:24:10 It's gonna eventually gonna catch up with in the video of mr. Hands. That's not even the one he died He died in a different video what that video was successful That was the good time. That was a good time Good times, bro Yeah, when that horse nuts in his ass and you look at that thing going up into his Body cavity like how where does it go? That's in his throat that dick was my arm probably longer than my arm That was there's a giant dick, but apparently dudes are fisting and they're really getting up in there
Starting point is 01:24:41 Oh, that's another Instagram rabbit hole. I went down. many hold on to get an Instagram? Yeah, they're showing no, they're talking about it Oh, okay guys are talking about like how far they get in there and how they couldn't believe it like until they met the right queen They could really get in there How many people have died from gas station boner pills? Let's guess I'm say 1200 Really? Yeah 1200 deaths gas200 deaths, gas station, boner pills, all time. I'm gonna go, I'm gonna bid a dollar only because I think that people are like, let's not, let's not tell them they died from a boner pill. So who's actually, who's actually- Probably Viagra, probably Pfizer. Pfizer's like, don't take that, take ours, yeah. Which is probably actually the smart thing to do. I'm gonna go to you on a people 26 26
Starting point is 01:25:26 Do we find out Jamie Jamie? What we got? To get to cuz hey, you'd probably die from a heart attack. So they're not gonna say it was you know The the gas station boiler pill that kept you I found nothing that's linked anybody to death not that that's not true But that's like kovat vaccines. What other? No one was so crazy. It was just died. So what are you on? If you're taking gas station boner pills enough to kill you also, you know, right? You might be a wild boy thing you took I'm a wild boy. I'm a wild boy. They call it gas station heroin. Have you heard of that? Well, that's what they call boner No, there's another drug that they're warning you to stay off of called they call it gas station heroin
Starting point is 01:26:04 It's a new one? I've never even heard of it. Is that like bath salts? Remember the bath salts? Oh yeah. It could be like that, but I don't know. I've never even heard of this. I don't know what it looks like.
Starting point is 01:26:13 John McAfee, the guy who invented antivirus software. Oh yeah, he was a wild one. He was cooking up his own meth. Allegedly, I say this with all due respect, rest in peace. Rest in peace. He was a guest on the podcast one day, by the way. Great. When he was running from the law, he was a guest on the podcast.
Starting point is 01:26:29 He called in. It was a fascinating conversation. But John McAfee allegedly had a lab in his backyard, a very sophisticated lab because he's a genius, and had an online forum that he was posting at Detailing how he was making all this with photographs and showed the lab and everything and then later clinic I think they caught him that it was actually him and he was saying don't you understand parody? This is a joke I don't do math. Come on guys, but he seemed like he was doing that dude. He wiped up a hooker. God bless him He what his wife up a hooker
Starting point is 01:27:05 Yeah, it's this stuff. I've never heard of this product recall announcement Neptune resources. Yep Elixir warning don't take it. Okay, what is in it? I don't know this drug called to net Tia nepotene Huh? That's the that's the why I was telling you as a gas station Tia nepotene never heard of it It was a list with kratom and the back and gas station boner pills. Let's the that's the why I was telling you as a gas station tea and nepotene never heard of it It was a list with kratom and the back and gas station boner pills. Let's uh, let's find out Well, whatever that kratom stuff is fucking sketchy. Yeah, it's like that pink cocaine where they're just like it's just literally an everything bagel of drugs president oh
Starting point is 01:27:41 an antidepressant interesting sold under the brand names Stablone, Tatanol, and Coaxil, among others. Atypical tricyclic antidepressant, which uses mainly in the treatment of major depressive disorder, although it may be used to treat anxiety, asthma, and irritable bowel syndrome.
Starting point is 01:28:02 Oh, you farting a lot? Have some heroin. Have some fuckin' gas station heroin. So this stuff, oh, it's an opioid agonist with opioid agonist effects. What does that mean? For the elderly? Four to nine hours. Jesus, Louisa's.
Starting point is 01:28:20 So people are just drinkin' this stuff and gas station, gas station heroin. Here are eight things to know. God, this is a new thing They have pills to describe before it became available as gas station heroin tin Tineptin Tineptin was prescribed treat depression in dozens of countries now US poison control centers are reporting a dramatic spike in cases involving it
Starting point is 01:28:42 A drug that isn't FDA approved and one that authorities warn possesses overdose and dependency risk. Well, that Kratom stuff definitely has overdose and dependency issues. I have a buddy of mine who's in treatment, he's in recovery, and he was taking Kratom. And they were actually, they had this one company, and and it's in pills and he gives me some So was it do years ago? It's great. You know, it's it's great for pain relief and when you have it in low doses It actually acts as a stimulant and higher doses does different things. And so I try it. I was like wow, this stuff's weird
Starting point is 01:29:20 This is interesting. What was the high? It's a weird high. It's interesting Go fast. No, it's not much. It's like it's like a little What was the high? It's a weird high. It's interesting. Go fast, go slow? It's not much. It's like a little pick me up for a couple of pills. And so then I go, he tells me he takes it before he works out. I go, how many do you take?
Starting point is 01:29:36 He's like, I take 10. What? I go, you take 10? I go, okay, what's that like? Oh, I'll try 10. So I take 10. I was high as a kite I was like you are not in recovery. You are high
Starting point is 01:29:48 This isn't coffee because 2 was like a mild stimulant. I was like, oh, this is interesting 10 was like but it was interesting because I didn't lose any motor control function So I worked out when I took the 10 and I went and hit the bag I was like that that way I'll know like if my motor function is off. Not at all. Nothing was off. So hand-eye coordination was perfect. Everything was the same. No, it wasn't drunk. It wasn't high where you're like, oh man, I'm fucking high. It was like, what is this? Some completely different pathway, but didn't affect my motor skills, which I thought was really interesting, because like I worked out total, but I was like I
Starting point is 01:30:29 am high as a kite, and I called him I'm like bro you are not in recovery. I'm like you are high. Yeah that's so weird. You're so high. This is so whatever that is, I don't know what the dose was with ten of these fucking pills. It was, I was really high. I did with that, somebody gave me a six zine is as in yeah they can get me a six I was drunk driving dude I had to pull over be like just calm down I like cuz they thought it'd be funny I'm like put it I don't feel anything as I'm walking I'm like and I can just think he felt like you lost your motor dude I I would, if everyone in AA didn't do zines or zins, I would say I relapsed. That's how, how like all over the place I felt when I took this thing.
Starting point is 01:31:11 That's a big jump. On a six? On a six. Bro, Lucy's have 12s and there's a, this is a, what is this one here? This might be an eight. Oh, it's a 12. Want a 12? No! No, I mean am I gonna get really, is it 12? Want a 12? No! No, I mean, am I gonna get really, is it tobacco, just tobacco? No, it's just nicotine, straight nicotine. But here's a company called Pablo, and they have a 50.
Starting point is 01:31:35 Here's a 12, I'm gonna pop a 12. Now let's go. You're gonna pop a 12? Let's fucking go. Dude, I'll be throwing up in the corner. I might get hiccups. I'm not gonna throw up. But there's a company called Pablo's that have a three or anything no no You don't know pussy threes
Starting point is 01:31:53 No, he's a these are threes these are this is a company called athletic nicotine these are great This is the perfect amount in my opinion to like to stimulate your mind like before writing and before you go on stage You tell me no you tell me I'm not scared Okay, so I'm just end up drooling by the end of this. You'll be fine. You'll be fine That drug I was looking at so ineptine is also sold as a nootropics. I'll be very careful with that. Oh Interesting anti-depressive the same way when they were selling it in France they said they didn't know how it worked antidepressantly because it's not SSRI. Oh. Overdosing it can be very bad. Hmm. And it's sold as a sodium so like in tablet
Starting point is 01:32:35 form too. Whoa. Be careful. Yeah that sounds bad. Um Callan found out that that company, um, that Kevin James recommended, you know, that company Trinity Gold, Trinity Gold has acetaminophen in it and two other pain relievers that are banned. Yeah. Callan made a big video about it because he contacted me. So this is interesting. Kevin James told me about it because Chris Weidman told him about it. Chris Weidman, the UFC fighter said, I'm using this.
Starting point is 01:33:07 It's great. My joints feel great. It's all natural. It's got Oshawa going to it. Oh, shoot. For joints, I need joint stuff. Yeah. Don't take this stuff.
Starting point is 01:33:15 Trinity Gold contains, scroll up so I can read that, hidden drug ingredients. Food and Drug Administration is advising consumers not to purchase or use Trinity Gold, a product promoted and sold for joint and muscle pain. FDA laboratory analysis confirmed that Trinity Gold contains acetaminophen, diclofenac, and phenylbutazone. So diclofenac and phenylbutazone are banned and they're fucking very dangerous. So here it is. Diclofenac is a non-steroidal anti-inflammatory, may cause decreased use of cardiovascular
Starting point is 01:33:54 events such as, excuse me, increased risk of cardiovascular events such as heart attack and stroke as well as serious gastrointestinal damage including bleeding, ulceration, and fatal perforation of the stomach and intestines. The hidden drug ingredients may also interact with other medications and significantly increase the risk of adverse events, particularly when consumers use multiple non-steroidal anti-inflammatory containing products. So phenbutazone, phenylbutazone, is another non-steroidal anti-inflammatory that was discontinued for human use in the United States due to the risk of serious and life-threatening injuries. The most serious and life-threatening
Starting point is 01:34:39 injury associated with phenylbutazone treatment is bone marrow toxicity. Oh my god. Which occurs when the body does not produce enough red blood cells, white blood cells and or platelets. Certain types of bone marrow toxicity are reversible, however in rare circumstances it can lead to death. And so. Why would you take this? So Chris Wideman was under the impression that all the stuff in this was natural.
Starting point is 01:35:08 He got it from this other guy, the guy who manufactures it, and he's in business with this guy. So Chris is now doing independent studies on his own to try to send other versions of it to the lab. The guy apparently is saying that he thinks someone sabotaged his product by putting shit in it and then getting it to the FDA and having the FDA test it. But another possibility is that this guy is a piece of shit. Putting stuff in there to get you resolved.
Starting point is 01:35:36 So who knows? It'll be resolved. We'll find out. But in the meantime, Kevin James, who was taking it, as soon as Brian texted me, I text Kevin. I go, hey, that stuff you're talking're talking about look this is what's in there he's like holy shit damn and I feel bad for fighters cuz that probably happens more than we probably know where they take a supplement they've been told it's fine and then they that does happen and then they get popped for steroids or for
Starting point is 01:36:00 that's some that's awful yeah it's terrible especially when you know like Khalil Roundtree, it was DHEA, which isn't even a performance enhancing supplement. It's just a natural supplement, but it's banned. So he got popped for that, and he turned himself in, because he found out that the substance was in a supplement they were giving him,
Starting point is 01:36:22 and he was like, fucking idiots shit's bad So he only got a temporary band It was only a couple of months because it was clear that a it was not gonna have a performance enhancing effect and B He was very transparent and in fact he reported it But there's a lot of guys who get popped because they'll buy some shit from you know GNC and they think it's yeah, know, oh, it's fucking muscle builder. But meanwhile, there's steroids in those things. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:36:47 I feel so bad for those guys. Well, when we were first making alpha brain, we were making it, you know, you have what happens is you have a bunch of ingredients, you have a proprietary blend that is your your supplement, whatever you're making. And so all these ingredients in alpha brain were shown to enhance cognitive function. And so we combined them, we did a bunch of different versions of it,
Starting point is 01:37:12 came up with one, double blind placebo controlled, tested at the Boston Center for Memory, finds out where we spent a lot of money to make sure this is legit. But the company that was making it makes a bunch of other shit too. And so we started doing third-party testing of our own product and we're finding vitamins in there and creatine shit that's not
Starting point is 01:37:29 supposed to be in there. That was just in there because they didn't clean the vats. Yeah. So they're making steroids in one thing and then they clean it out and then they're making gas station dick pills and the next one they clean it out. They're not cleaning them. That's my girlfriend. Dana has a peanut allergy. So she can't even go anywhere near that stuff. And even if they cook, they can't cook it somewhere else because you never know how clean the plate is or whatever they're cooking on. The peanut allergy is so dangerous. They don't even let people eat peanuts on planes anymore because the dust from eating peanuts gets in the air and people can get sick. I remember when they allowed smoking on a plane. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:05 Which is hilarious because that kind of gets into what the COVID stuff like, like the plane has the greatest air filter system out there. So you could literally smoke in the front row and like it didn't affect really far in the back. No, no, no, no, no, no. I remember being stuck in the back because that was the only place I can get a seat was in the smoking section back when people did smoke on planes. It was horrible. That was in the back because that was the only place I could get a seat was in the smoking section back when people did smoke on planes. That was in the back?
Starting point is 01:38:28 Yeah, it was in the back. The back was the smoking section where the toilet was. So you'd smell shit and cigarettes the entire flight. Yeah, no, that thing didn't work. I mean, maybe the ventilation systems weren't as good back then, but there was smoke everywhere back there. You can get a photo of the smoking section on an airplane in like the 1980s. I remember I was playing a club called Riddle's in Chicago, just outside.
Starting point is 01:38:51 It's like, I forget what the city outside Chicago, but it was one of the last places that you could still smoke inside and the stage was so high. So you would literally be like in the smoke. So here's people smoking on an airplane. That's so crazy dude. Like when they always announce this is a non-smoking flight like where are the smoking flights? I remember we'd get in planes even in the 90s and there was still ashtrays in them. Is that Alex Jones in the crowd? Time traveler. I'm a fucking time traveler. That's Alex Jones' dad. Look at all these
Starting point is 01:39:23 people smoking crazy smoking section of a plane it looks fairly smoke-free they probably had some ventilation back then so this is 84 in Miami is this when they were this guy's smoking and they're interviewing him on the plane is this when they were trying to ban it yeah probably this looks like a conversation to be asking people about what they think. When do they ban it? When they ban in-flight smoking? Hmm. Let's take a guess.
Starting point is 01:39:55 I'm going to say 94. What do you say? I think it's way before that. 1987. Yeah, so seven years. Congressional action in 1987 led to a ban on in-flight smoking in 88 airlines based in the United States banned smoking on domestic flights of less than two hours. So more than two hours you could smoke, which was extended to domestic flights of less than
Starting point is 01:40:17 six hours in 1990 and to all domestic and international flights in 2000. International flights, 2000. Pilots were allowed to continue smoking after the 1990 ban due to concerns over potential flight safety issues caused by nicotine withdrawal and chronic smokers. Yo! Due to prohibition of smoking. Damn! Let's do whatever they need to do to land the plane.
Starting point is 01:40:42 Yeah, give them a fucking patch. The US Federal Aviation Administration regulations mandate that functioning ashtrays be conspicuously located on the doors of all airplane bathrooms This is because there must be a safe place to dispose of a lit cigarette if someone violates the no smoking rule That's why they're there 1990 Air Canada adopted non-smoking policy on all of its routes In 1990, Air Canada adopted non-smoking policy on all of its routes. In 1994, Canada was the first country to ban smoking on all flights operated by Canadian carriers which also covered charter flights but not foreign airlines flying to Canada. Wow.
Starting point is 01:41:18 So basically 2000s and they wrapped it all up. Which I'm happy about. Yeah. You're still smoking restaurants then. Wow. I remember the Addison improv used to still have smoking and we'd come from L.A. And in the early days the comic store they had smoking. That's crazy. In the 90s you could smoke indoors. I remember Drew Carey of all people. Barney's Beannery they put a ban on smoking in all restaurants and bars in Los Angeles, and Drew Carey was protesting it.
Starting point is 01:41:50 And the idea was that- That's nuts. I know. Right? He was one of the people, the idea was that like you're going to kill the business and you're going to also freedom. Like people know that you can smoke there. If you don't want to go to a place that's smoky, don't go there.
Starting point is 01:42:03 But the thing you have to think about is- But now you can smoke weed into their 1998 reason smoke in Yeah, I Remember drew carry was like a outspoken guy about all this is that's the best of Barney's right and he's smoking He's smoking at Barney's Beanery. I guess he was a smoker. I didn't know he was smoker Yeah, but that makes a re and show up, but it's all they like, hey, you know, we've always smoked. Don't take away our freedom. But the thing you have to take into consideration is waitresses and bartenders.
Starting point is 01:42:30 Yeah. Those people die from lung cancer because of secondhand smoke. Because secondhand, if you're only breathing in smoke, the whole place is smoke. All the time. Yeah. Do you remember that gig we did in Toronto? The weed gig? Yeah, I call it Gorilla in the Mist, because you couldn't see anybody in the crowd.
Starting point is 01:42:48 Did you see images, like just black figures moving, dark, shady figures moving in this mist. The entire room was filled with weed smoke, to the point where you literally could barely see. Like, you weren't breathing air. You were breathing weed smoke. You were contact height. The minute your foot hit the stage
Starting point is 01:43:05 Oh, yeah, you were bonkers guys who didn't smoke pot would go there I don't think you were smoking pot no guys who didn't smoke pot would go there and be Obliterated like by the time they did their set they couldn't remember their jokes They were confused and anxious and fucking scared and Toronto's got a great comedy scene right now I just did a gig up there and those it reminded me a lot of your club Dude, those kids don't care bro. They'll say everything to anybody all the time. I'm like, how is this possible? Well, I think Canada is experiencing a lot of people that are rebelling Against the the tyrannical government. The government is so bad now in Canada you can't post links to stories.
Starting point is 01:43:47 So they did it in a very sneaky way saying that these social media companies have to compensate the media outlets that have the thing. But the thing is it's like a lot of them are just links. You can't even post a link to a story in the New York Times. How is anybody okay with that? How are people in the far, far left, right, the progressive left, which is like the last, I'd say like 10% of the population, right? How are they okay with information being censored? Why would you even, no matter what your stance is, wouldn't you want the data? They did it in a sneaky way, saying that this is financially unfair to these media corporations who are suffering.
Starting point is 01:44:29 I mean, that is true. Like, there's a reason why they have to make these horrible clickbait ads. And the reason why editors put clickbait stories and headlines is because they just need people to click on the links. They're fucking starving. They're all going under. The LA Times just fired a bunch of people.
Starting point is 01:44:44 Newspapers are barely hanging in. So my question to you is, you don't think it has anything to do with censoring? No, it does. For sure. This is my point. My point was, the premise of it seemed reasonable. More people need to go to Canada Times, wherever the fuck it is, to get their information. They shouldn't be going to Twitter or Facebook. And so to make people go to these websites to get their news, we're going to stop all of the ability to take these things and post them.
Starting point is 01:45:17 But what you're really doing is you're stopping awareness. Yes. Because people aren't going to be able to filter out all... Back in the day when we just read newspapers You had to be a fucking real nut to get into the Kennedy assassination Right. You got to be a real nut. You ought to be reading books. Yes, you know really getting to be meeting in basements That's a conversation tell you about it and you went and got the book. Yes, and you didn't get anything from the internet There's nothing there was no internet
Starting point is 01:45:44 So it didn't exist So you would have to get a physical newspaper to read it and most people only read the stuff in the beginning of the sports page So you read the first couple of pages see if you're gonna die. Are we gonna die? What's going on in Saudi Arabia? What's going on Yemen? And then once you get past that you get to the sports and you read the comics or whatever and That was why we were so uninformed. We were grossly uninformed because most people... We were naive. Right, very. And now, most of the news I get is from links. Most of the news I get is, you'll send me a link, someone will say, Alex Jones will send me something,
Starting point is 01:46:18 someone will send me something. You know, Michael Malice will send me something. I get stuff from Dave Smith. I get stuff... Great resources. Yeah. I get stuff from people sending me something, and then I go to Twitter and I find things and I send it to them. And we all send each other stuff. And this has greatly increased people's awareness of things like this. This fucking martial law bill that they passed through, who fucking would have known about that?
Starting point is 01:46:43 Who would have known that the government made a decision to make lethal force from the military Something they can use on citizens that are protesting. There's a long story about how this has maybe been misinterpreted over the last few weeks online. This is a report from Bio. This is the this is the martial law thing. Mm-hmm. It's been a thing I guess originally since 2007 it was taken down offline for a then reposted, and that's why they're saying that this is, they call it a data void. Well, it says a reissued Department of Defense directive that documents procedures around when there is potential use of lethal force against Americans.
Starting point is 01:47:18 Subset of these rumors allege directive to be suspiciously timed with the coming election. Yeah, kind of. Myriad and evolving rumors rely upon speculation about the motivations behind the changes to the DOD directive and perceive differences between this new document and existing documents. This sounds a little bit like they're trying to minimize this. Of course. I mean, they go through the timeline of when the first first witness This is exactly what I was trying to say. Right, but the bottom line is this is for the first time in history Where they have pushed this directive and it is happening during an election and it is a thing where they're now saying
Starting point is 01:47:59 You can use lethal force on protesters. So all these things you're trying to gaslight people into thinking this is not a big deal. This is a gigantic deal. This is a huge deal. And like this kind of fits into my whole belief about what the alleged kidnapping of the Michigan governor, which turned out to be a bunch of FBI informants. I saw the funniest meme and Ari was like, what's this meme? Oh yeah, fat fat fat some autistic fuck, right? Right? It was so funny. And then you get into, so they took that guy who's running that FBI program and moved him over to January 6th.
Starting point is 01:48:37 And he was in charge of that. So it's like, I personally believe you go Sam, what do you think that's all about? I think those two events were to try to drum up support for the Homeland Security opening up a Department of Domestic Terrorism in which they can label a US citizen a domestic terrorist, which means all your civil rights go away. Right. And that's a big movement right now within the government to be able to take away your civil rights. Which, if there are domestic terrorists, we should have a movement to stop domestic terrorism.
Starting point is 01:49:10 But when you have agent provocateurs who infiltrate these organizations and then turn them into terrorist organizations so that they can go in and shut these protest organizations down, that's when things get dirty. And that seems like that's what happened during January 6th. Or even pushing the whatever event they want to happen, kind of convince, hey, guys, maybe we should go try to do this, this governor's causing some crazy.
Starting point is 01:49:35 12 out of the 14 people were working with the FBI. 12 out of 14, these two losers who got roped into it. And then there's that kid, the 19 year old kid who they talked Into detonating that fake bomb, you know that kid. Yeah, I think I believe that was in Dallas so they take this young stupid kid and they Fucking radicalize him and then they give him a cell phone and tell him press these buttons and that bomb will go off They give him the fake bomb bomb doesn't work. He does it. And they're like, we gotcha. Yeah. Like, wait, you? Is your idea? Yeah. 100%. Do you guys remember that really weird case that happened either Utah or New Mexico where they found that compound?
Starting point is 01:50:15 And then they were like, they basically discovered that according to the guy running the compound, that they were training school shooters. What? Yeah. No. Yes. And then the case just got dismissed and sent away. And it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen in my life, dude, that they were training school shooters here. What was this? How long ago was this? This was like a couple years ago, like three or four years ago.
Starting point is 01:50:38 So this place was trained, New Mexico compound suspects were training children for school shootings, prosecutors say. 2018. What? And then they just dismissed the case or the case just went away. The five suspects accused of abusing 11 children at a New Mexico compound were training them to commit school shootings, prosecutors said Wednesday. The defendants were to be released from custody. This substantial likelihood defendant may commit new crimes due to his planning and preparation for future school shootings, the court documents said. The filings did not provide further details about the alleged training. The
Starting point is 01:51:15 makeshift compound appeared to have a shooting range on the property and loaded firearms were found on the property, authorities said. A foster parent and one of the children's also said the defendant had trained the child in the use of assault rifle in preparation for future school shootings. Whoa. And so what happened with this? The case gets like either dismissed or something like that. It's really weird. It's really weird. But if you get into... Wait a minute, an imam was a part of this? Scroll up a little bit. Wahaj's father, Imam Siraj Wahaj... How do you say that? Wahaj? Dude, if you can't say it, I can't say it.
Starting point is 01:52:01 A New York imam has said he has no knowledge of the alleged training, said spokesman Imam Al-Haj Talib Abdur-Rashid. The Imam was the first Muslim to offer an opening prayer before the US House of Representatives. Oh, how convenient. The Muslim Alliance in North America said he's also a character witness for a convicted 1993 World Trade Center bombing mastermind Omar Abdel Rahman. Jesus Christ. This is what I'm telling you, dude.
Starting point is 01:52:40 Everything is an intelligence trick, dude. Well there's certainly a lot of intelligence tricks. And that's something that people are super reluctant to admit to despite the overwhelming amount of evidence. But if you go, how you doing with that three, you all right? I took it out already. You took it out? Yeah, it was good.
Starting point is 01:52:59 It was much better. Mild. It's mild. I like it. I want to do it. I like this stuff. It sparks you up a little bit. Yeah, I like it. You smoke a little cigar every now and then? Mmm, here and there my brother loves cigars and my grandfather loves cigars. I just never got into it. The only time I ever smoked anything was if I was at a bar and a hot chick started smoking cigarettes.
Starting point is 01:53:17 That's what that would be my in. Hey, got a cig and then I would just start slinging, right? I never really got into it. Slinging game. Yeah. Slinging game. Yeah. Cigarettes are a wild one because if someone's willing to smoke cigarettes, they're probably willing to do a lot of wild things.
Starting point is 01:53:31 Yeah. It is weird. But it is one thing I'm not into. Women could almost do anything and I find it hot. Smoking is one I'm just not into. It's bad choices. Federal judge, federal jury convicts four New Mexico compound defendants in connection with kidnapping and terrorism plot.
Starting point is 01:53:49 Is this the same one? Wow, kidnapping and terrorism. Oh, yeah. According to evidence presented at trial and other publicity available court records, or publicly available court records, in December, Siraj Wahaj unlawfully abducted his three-year-old son from his wife in Alabama, Leville.
Starting point is 01:54:10 I think that sounds right. And the defendants had formed the belief that the child was her son and was possessed by demons. The group took the child to New Mexico, depriving him of his medication and the loving care of his mother and subjected him to an exhausting regimen of daily spiritual exorcisms. The child died fewer than two weeks after arriving in New Mexico before investigators say any knowledge. So this is a lot of wild shit going on over this place. Armed with 11 firearms, including AR-15, Bushmaster, assault rifle, high-capacity magazines, and
Starting point is 01:54:43 hundreds of rounds of ammunition. The group conducted weapons and tactical training and required some of the children to do so as well. The group conducted the training with the intent to face the nation and kill those who refused to believe as they did. They spoke of waging jihad and becoming martyrs. Oh fun, I wonder how many of them have snuck in through the border kids.
Starting point is 01:55:06 These poor kids man born into a world of shit. Oh yeah man. Sucks man. Oh yeah. We won the lottery. We won the lottery. Yeah we certainly did. It's crazy to me dude. It is crazy.
Starting point is 01:55:17 And this is just like, but you know this is my whole thing. I always, you know going back to the lizard people stuff at the beginning was like If there wasn't this apex predator class Like out there manipulating energy and manipulating people like how much chaos would be happening in the world, you know Right there always seems to be like if you dig deeper, okay There's an intelligence agent somewhere involved in that and well whenever you have money That's I mean, this is back from war as a racket, the Smetley Butler thing that he wrote in the 1930s. This is a guy who was a famous general.
Starting point is 01:55:52 And after it was all over, he realized like his entire all his years of service. They approached him to do assassination and he said, no, I won't do it. Like corporations wanted to assassinate. I think it was FDR, I'm not quite sure which the president was, but they approached him about basically doing a banker coup on the government and he said he wouldn't do it. Jesus Christ. How crazy is that? There's been a few of those organized over the years which is fucking terrifying, but this is just like what happens whenever
Starting point is 01:56:22 people are in power, especially unchecked power. And you know, this whole term, the deep state, people want to think of that as a conspiracy theory. Okay, you have elected officials, elected officials have to get elected. But the people that run intelligence agencies don't have to get elected. And they have massive access to money and power and power. And they don't want to leave that position. The business plot called the Wall Street push, push, how do you say that?
Starting point is 01:56:50 Push, P-U-T-S-C-H, push. Whatever you attempt is good to me. The White House political conspiracy in 1933 in the United States to overthrow the government, President Franklin D. Roosevelt and install Smedley Butler as dictator. Butler, retired Marine Corps Major General, testified under oath that wealthy businessmen were plotting to create a fascist veterans organization with him as its leader and use it as a coup d'état to overthrow Roosevelt. In 1934, Butler testified under oath before the United States House of Representatives
Starting point is 01:57:25 special committee on un-American activities, the McCormick Dickensons, Dickstein, Dickstein, what an unfortunate name, committee on these revelations. Although no one was prosecuted, the congressional committee final report said there is no question that these attempts were discussed, were planned, and might have been placed in execution when and if the financial backers deemed it expedient. Holy fuck, man. Holy fuck. Right?
Starting point is 01:57:56 Yeah. And it's so crazy to me because, like, just hearing that is like, if you actually study FDR, like, he very much was a Wall Street puppet. Like he very much was in there doing their bidding and he had a lot of like all this crazy stuff with Pearl Harbor, connections to Hitler, all this crazy stuff that people never hear about. And it's super interesting to me that when he's seen as a puppet of Wall Street, they're also trying to take
Starting point is 01:58:25 him out. And also if you think back then, there was no access to information. So they could do all this stuff like the assassination of Kennedy, they could do all this stuff and completely cover it up. There was no one had a chance. No one had a chance and anybody who opened their mouth was dead. Anybody that opened their mouth wind up dying in suspicious circumstances. Yeah. So I just did an episode with a guy, he's called the Dark Journalist, that's the way he goes by, and he mind blown. He was telling me like, yeah, all the people that you think were involved in the assassination
Starting point is 01:59:01 of JFK, they were involved, the intelligence agency, multiple intelligence agencies, the, you know, the Federal Reserve, you know, a bunch of people. One of the groups that I never heard of was basically the space program. Like, the people who ran the space program of that time were involved in it because Kennedy wanted to share all the information they had on like UFOs and technologies with the Russians because he didn't want the Russians to think if they saw something weird in the sky, it was the US and like some kind of weird nuclear weapon.
Starting point is 01:59:43 Really? Yeah. So, and you think about back then who was involved in the space station say with me, Nazis who were brought over, you know, we discussed last time on the show. Operation Paperclip. Yeah. I don't think the Nazis lost. I think they just crip walked over here and set up ship. Well, they definitely lost, but we took all the good ones that were engineers and scientists. But I don't. And Russia took the other ones. The only pushback I have on that dude is that if you're like if it's some kind thing where we're sneaking them over they're bringing them over and like nobody
Starting point is 02:00:12 changes their names like everybody didn't have to sneak them over they were brought under the protection of the United States government and no one could know if they were Nazis there was no information. Yeah, but Von Braun had his name and he was like on trial. Everyone's like, we got the Nazi over here. The Simon Wiesenthal Center said that if Von Braun was alive today, they would charge him with crimes against humanity. They hung the five slowest Jews in the rocket factory in Berlin to motivate people to work
Starting point is 02:00:40 harder. It's so crazy. So they were all Nazis. So, so if you think about the Nazis hated the Russians and he wanted to share all this information with the Russians and they did not like that at all. And here's the craziest thing. I was like, Oh, what do I want to tell Joe? Here's the craziest thing. I've had people on my show talking about this. Like there is a belief out there that the head of the power pyramid of intelligence agencies is NASA. Because if you think about this, it's the one thing that everybody wants to work together on. Like we're possibly in some, we're having this weird kind of nuclear
Starting point is 02:01:24 standoff with Russians, but somehow, someway, we're all working on a space station together. That and Antarctica are the two things where everyone like puts their differences aside. We're like, let's all work together. And it's like there is this real belief that the head of the snake of the intelligence agencies, which is, which is like, Mossad, CIA, mi6, is nasa space station, is the nasa organization. Yeah. The thing that would make that plausible is if the knowledge of alien life is absolute, absolute real and they have to protect that information from getting out. Yeah, I mean it's interesting to me because it's the one thing everybody works on even on
Starting point is 02:02:09 Antarctica's like they're all in on this treaty and then everyone's claiming a piece of Antarctica and they all just work together even though they don't want to get even though they may not get along in every other. What do you think about all that talk of direct energy weapons in Antarctica and all that shit? Here we go. Look at, he had to take a breath. 100%. Like you know Sam who runs the world? Who runs that talk of direct energy weapons in Antarctica and all that shit. Here we go. Look at, he had to take a breath. 100%. Like you know Sam, who runs the world?
Starting point is 02:02:28 Who runs the world, Sam? Hand to God, sorcerers, okay? I'm not even kidding. And sorcerers run the world, we're battering sorcery. And at the highest levels, all the, this is my honest opinion, all the new tech, next generation weaponry is just hardwired mysticism dude.
Starting point is 02:02:48 It's like they've been working on this shit for years and years and years and years and like not just like years, we're talking centuries if not thousands of years and you take a look at weather manipulation, direct energy weapons, this reading my mind, they can wipe your whole mind of like thoughts. It's all sorcery, dude. We are literally in a time where like Holly Barry's character in Marvel Universe, we're doing that stuff, Dr. Strange stuff. I mean, we're doing all that stuff that we think is amazing in Marvel Comics.
Starting point is 02:03:20 Our government has that technology. What Elon Musk puts out these robots, like, hey, how are you doing? I think that's the flip phone of robots right now. What DARPA has is 40, 50 years in the future. Well, we can see what they're working on. So the thing about DARPA is DARPA, like Boston Dynamics, Boston Dynamics is a publicly traded company. Yeah. And they, is it? I think it is. but the thing is they show all their innovations and they show all the the new stuff they're working on
Starting point is 02:03:50 But the stuff that they're working on keeps getting better and better and better to the point We're like, when are they gonna stop showing us because like they have robots that do like those ninja courses now Yeah, you've seen those. Yeah, they do backflips. They can run like cheetahs. Yeah, I think that's the slow rollout so we get used to it. I think what the DARPA has, the real stuff is way beyond that and they slow roll it out to us over time. I'd believe that. Their stuff is, that's what I believe most of the UFO stuff is. Yeah, 100, like you know you look at area 51 they're like, oh look at this, it's this crazy base. That's not even the base. that is the smoke screen well area s4 is that a mountain yeah? That's where Bob Lazar claims. He was working on back engineering the flying saucers
Starting point is 02:04:34 I said the craziest thing about Bob Lazar was here like he got busted running a hooker fucking a brothel Yeah, I think he did isn't that crazy. Yeah, wow boy He's a wild boy well also this is a guy that put a jet engine in the back of his Honda A brothel? Yeah. I think he did. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. That's a wild boy living in Vegas. He's a wild boy. Well, also, this is a guy that put a jet engine in the back of his Honda. He was kind of a crazy person before. I mean, he was a young man.
Starting point is 02:04:53 That's why they brought him over, allegedly, to area S4 in the first place. The way science is supposed to work is you get a bunch of people and they collaborate on something and you write papers so that other scientists can review it and find out if it's correct. The way they were doing it, everything was compartmentalized because it was so top secret,
Starting point is 02:05:12 they couldn't let other scientists work on it. And so because of that, they weren't making any progress. So what they would have to do is bring in completely new scientists every few years. With new eyes. With new eyes and go, what do you think of this? And they didn't even tell them what it is. Well, Lazar said, I had dinner with Lazar.
Starting point is 02:05:30 He's very compelling. Me and Andrew Schultz had dinner with Lazar and Jeremy Corbell. And Lazar is very compelling. And what he essentially was saying was that when he got there, they showed him this thing and it had an American flag sticker on it. And he was like, oh, that makes sense. It's ours. So this thing that people keep seeing is one of ours. And then as he starts examining this thing, he realizes like, this doesn't have any seams. Like this thing is like 3D printed of some unknown alloy. There's no controls inside of it. It's designed for something that's like three feet tall. Like what the fuck is going on?
Starting point is 02:06:06 And then there's some reactor in there that has an element that's a completely theoretical element in a stable form that the bombarding with radiation that manipulates gravity. And so they're telling him like, tell us how this works. It's like, what? So what's that called when you go back engineering? Back engineering. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:29 So that was what his job was, back engineering it. But when he was doing this, he was on a completely top secret level of information to the point where when you're at that level, they have to monitor everything. They bug your house, they monitor your phone calls, everything. So he couldn't even tell his wife what he was doing. So the way it works is they fly you out of Vegas. So they give you a call, 11 p.m., go to Vegas, go to the airport, you got to go. So he tells his wife, I got to go to work.
Starting point is 02:06:55 She's like, what? You have to go to work at 11 o'clock at night? What are you doing? He's like, I got to go to work. And so she was like, fuck this dude. He's cheating on me. I'm going to cheat. So she starts banging her flight instructor,
Starting point is 02:07:05 she's taking flight lessons. She bangs, she starts banging this guy, and so because Lazar would be in emotionally unstable position if his wife is having an affair, he loses his top secret clearance and they have to relieve him, he can't work there anymore. So then he starts, he's telling his friends now, he's like, you can't believe what I've been working on,
Starting point is 02:07:22 I wanna show you, and every Wednesday, they had this area where you can go to, this plateau, and you could look out at area S4, and you could see in the sky them piloting these crafts. So he goes there with his friends on multiple occasions and gets arrested. And once he gets arrested, then he
Starting point is 02:07:39 realizes, oh, they might fucking kill me. I'm going to come clean, and I'm going to gonna tell my story so then he contacts George Knapp who was an investigative journalist out of Las Vegas and The first ones that he does the first interview does he's got his face blacked out He can't see him and then he's like, you know what to save my life I probably should be like full public with this. It might be the only way they don't fucking kill me So they were threatening him and you know, breaking into his house, very creepy, mysterious shit. So then he tells the whole story. It hasn't varied from that story at all in more than 30 years. What do you think of disclosure? Do you think there's some bad agents in it?
Starting point is 02:08:20 I think, and I think there's sometimes some people come in and talk to me about it. I think They probably use people like me as a mouthpiece to spread bullshit Bill Cooper thought that he thought that they gave him documents so he would go out and tell people. Yeah, I bet they do That's the best way to hide something The way you hide something is you connect it with a bunch of stupid shit Like you connected to Bigfoot you connected connect it to like, you know, skin walker ranch. You make it seem kooky. And then people just dismiss it. They dismiss all of it.
Starting point is 02:08:52 And I think that's the best way to hide a drone program. Best way to hide a drone program is say, you know, we are in possession of things that are not of this world. Yes. Like, wow, really? Yes. And there's these top secret organizations and they want to stay top secret But as you notice with all this disclosure, nothing really gets out. It's just talk Yes, and so this is what gives me like all my spidey senses go off like I've smelled bullshit Nothing's really happening. Right, right. Nothing's happening and Jeremy Corbell's convinced the new disclosures are right around the corner
Starting point is 02:09:24 He's balls deep in this. Yeah. I'm like, okay, maybe, maybe, but I'm not seeing anything. What I'm seeing is a bunch of people talking about these things. And that doesn't mean anything to me. They're interesting. I'll keep having them come on. I'll keep talking to people.
Starting point is 02:09:36 It's interesting. Do you think they give people information hoping they'll put it out? 100%. I think there's also people that are still in the government that say they're whistleblowers and they go out and they spread false information. I have a friend of mine, his name Trevor, he told this story on my show about his dad worked at this like institute in Chicago and his dad was just like a handyman at the place. He'd fix stuff, right? And well, one day he gets a call to a level that he's never been before and he goes, okay, I'm going down. So he goes all the way down, he gets in, it's like a weird,
Starting point is 02:10:09 weird, like, just a weird floor. It's like weird energy. He starts walking down the hall, he looks in, there's like, animal experiments going on. His dad tells him this. And his dad tells him this way later on, like he doesn't have much time left in his life at this point. So he tells him this story. And it's, he says he sees some weird stuff with like monkeys going on, a weird thing with a horse in this thing. So he keeps walking. He's like, what is going on here? And he goes far enough, right? And he sees this, there's just this room with this giant craft. And he's like in awe of this craft and he and he Trevor's dad tells him I see something in there and it's like gray I don't
Starting point is 02:10:50 know what it is and then all of a sudden this tiny green thing is like walking on the outside of this craft and he goes what the fuck is that suddenly bang guns are on him it's security what are you doing here it's like I just work here I was sent down here to to just something. They're like, get out of here. And like, what are we going to do with him? So he says that he has to agree never to tell anybody anything, right? But as his dad, his dad tells, tells Trevor, every time he travels, he'll go to a random country somewhere, he'll get pulled in security. He gets put in a room and these men in black come out and sit down and go,
Starting point is 02:11:25 did you tell anybody? Did you tell anybody? And he's like, I haven't told anybody anything. And this would happen to him multiple times. And Trevor said his dad's not that creative, never would come up with crazy stuff like this, told him towards the end of his life when it was coming to an end. So my question is, do they have him come down hoping that he'll start talking about this with people? Probably not. If that's real, it's probably incompetence.
Starting point is 02:11:50 Probably some incompetent person told them to go down there, some arrogant, incompetent person that thought they had complete control over the scenario and they needed someone to go down there and do something. Just sent them down there. So maybe they trusted him. Maybe but it's also like if he's working on anything top secret, they're listening to all his phone calls. Well, he wasn't. He was like he was like a maintenance guy that worked upstairs.
Starting point is 02:12:13 I guarantee after that they listen to all his phone calls. Well, they knew where he's traveling. They'd show up with these men in black. Well, they probably listen to everything he did too, just to make sure that he wasn't flapping his gums. So this whole thing with the men in black too, there's this belief right now that maybe it's like because you see videos of them walking through walls and all that they're just astral projections. Videos. Have you ever seen videos where men in black just kind of show up anywhere, walk through a wall?
Starting point is 02:12:41 No. Where are you getting these videos? Dude, the streets, dog. Oh, the streets. The streets. Twitter, I mean, I get sent all this stuff. They might be bullshit. It's possible. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:12:50 Or, or they're, it's like. Well, if you were going to be an alien and you were going to blend in with human beings, dressing up in a suit would be the best way to do it. Be a person in a suit, wear sunglasses so they don't see your eyes, and just, you know, move around like a normal person. If you can come here from another planet, you don't think you can disguise yourself as a different life form? Possibly.
Starting point is 02:13:10 Of course. Do you think aliens are from other plants? I think they might be angels and demons. I'm not opposed to that idea. I think there's probably, well, there's definitely dimensions that we don't, like Brian Cox was here yesterday, as I was saying, and he was trying to explain to me quantum computing and how quickly quantum computing works, like that a problem that would literally take the entire amount of time that the Earth has existed to solve. What? solved in a second by a quantum computer. And this quantum computer is literally somehow or another accessing other universes to come to its conclusion. To do these calculations, it's not only operating in this universe.
Starting point is 02:13:56 It's operating in other dimensions simultaneously and instantaneously. The way he said it, it was like, and by the way, this is Brian Cox, who's like a serious physicist. He's a professor. One of the smart ones. He's a genius. Yeah. He's literally explaining the mechanisms of quantum computing and explaining that quantum
Starting point is 02:14:17 computing, even though they can't even figure out how to program it yet, is already showing that wormholes are possible. That's so crazy. So there's wormholes are being used somehow in the quantum computing process. Again, I'm sure I'm butchering this. Brian, if you're listening, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, butchering your words.
Starting point is 02:14:33 One of my favorite things to do on YouTube, I go down weird rabbit holes. Like I like to watch weird shit on YouTube. I love watching black people get their hair cut. I fucking love that shit. I don't know why. It's just entertaining. But one of my favorite things to do is watch a long form math. Oh boy
Starting point is 02:14:50 Yeah, I don't know why cuz it's I'm like I like watching an alien language yeah, so like I watched this one video where it was like 17 lines of math and Then they get to the conclusion and all I wrote was I've never done this in my real life ever in my life I've never had to use any of this stuff because it's so smart. And I love to just be like, this isn't how I use it in real life. All that is rudimentary in comparison to this quantum computing idea. What's fascinating about the quantum computing idea is that if there is this theory of many worlds, so if this theory is accurate and there are an infinite number of universes would say that it's
Starting point is 02:15:28 Entirely within the realm of possibility if you think of that being a real thing that something can transport itself from those other Dimensions to where we are So it might not be a metal craft that comes from Venus It might not be something so simple like that's probably too simple for our little, our stupid little minds might put it into that category. And also that might be how they present themselves to us to make themselves seem at least tangible instead of what they really are, which is probably outside of our ability to grasp. Our understanding. Our minds can't do that.
Starting point is 02:16:06 Yeah. So whatever these things are, I bet they're from multiple sources. I bet there are actual physical things that come from somewhere. But do they come from other planets? Do they come from other dimensions? Is it both? Are some of them interstellar travelers and some of them interdimensional travelers? Maybe? I mean, I think we're basically ants. We're these like very rudimentary things that as far as we know
Starting point is 02:16:32 we're the most complex thing in the universe. And I think if you scale that, this is one of the things that Brian and I were talking about, that if you take artificial intelligence and quantum computing and you imagine a sentient life form that relies on quantum computing instead of regular, and it has access to like nuclear power plants to power it, you essentially create a god. You get to the point where something is so powerful that it literally can control all the elements in the known universe and then other, have access to other universes. And that this, this might be what we're dealing with. And we might be dealing with these beings that have always been here,
Starting point is 02:17:07 and they come and go, and they observe, or they intervene, or one of the things Lazar talked about, one of the most bizarre things he found, he said they had this very thick document that was all about religion, and that essentially what these life forms use us as is containers. And he didn't understand what that meant by that, like containers for what? He's like, I don't know, but they think of us as containers. And you would think maybe containers for souls, if the soul's a real thing, and look, the concept of the soul has existed forever. Very unusual for the concept of something to exist for a long time with no basis in
Starting point is 02:17:50 reality. You know, that's why I'm interested in dragons. Like why is every civilization, why do they all have dragons? They mention dragons in the Bible a bunch of times. They don't mention dinosaurs. Well, I think because people weren't alive when dinosaurs were alive, but I bet they were alive when dragons were alive, but I bet they were alive when dragons were alive.
Starting point is 02:18:06 I bet dragons were a real thing. And in fact, Forest Galante, who's a wildlife biologist, believes that there's a real possibility that dragons were an actual animal, but that if you have an animal that has bones that are similar to like bird bones and something that, you know, we select, like how many of them would you find? What would you find that's left of that? Most things don't fossilize. Trevor Burrus I think dinosaurs are dragons.
Starting point is 02:18:31 That's what I think they were. Aaron Powell Well, I mean, it's possible that there was some form of, look, birds survived this impact in the Yucatan. Whatever killed the dinosaurs did not kill chickens, alright, because chickens are literal dinosaurs. They're literal dinosaurs. You know, and if you've ever seen a chicken eat a mouse, it's fucking wild. They're the most ruthless, ferocious little animals, raptors, birds, those are all die- eagles. American eagle is a goddamn dinosaur. And that's what it is. They're dinosaurs that live. And in fact, some of the more recent models of what dinosaurs looked like,
Starting point is 02:19:05 they've updated to add feathers. When I was in, what is that? I just saw this earlier today. Dinosaurs preserve tail and amber. So look at that feathers, feathers in a dinosaur's tail. So there's a museum in Bozeman, Montana. And this museum has one side of this raptor, they have a velociraptor, and on one side of it, they have, it's like a real-size velociraptor,
Starting point is 02:19:31 and on one side, they have it with dinosaur skin, like we like to think of it, but the other side, they have this theoretical version of it that's covered in feathers. That's probably what dinosaurs had. So dinosaurs died during the impact, but not all of them. The birds lived and they're just smaller. There was no food, okay? So like a big Tyrannosaurus rex, there's nothing to eat, you're going to starve to death. Those
Starting point is 02:19:57 things died off, but the little ones lived. And it's so possible that something that flew like a pterodactyl, like we think of pterodactyls as being like bat wings. Yes. Maybe they had feathers. Maybe that was a gigantic fucking predatory bird. And maybe some of those fucking things look like dragons. You know, maybe the images that think of all these different cultures ancient medieval
Starting point is 02:20:25 Europe China Japan China for sure all of them had dragons you're the dragon there's so many dragons like it might have been a real thing and I think most of them didn't have dragons that spit fire either I think that was like a fucking deal well do you think the alligator is a dinosaur? Predates the dinosaurs. Crocodiles, crocodilian species predate dinosaurs. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:20:55 There was crocodiles and crocodile species, enormous ones by the way, that predated the dinosaur. that predated the dinosaur and I think modern alligators they go back they go back really you know sharks predate trees really predate trees there was sharks on earth before they were trees maybe we're all underwater for a long time well life definitely existed underwater a long ass fucking time are older than trees also. Jesus Christ. Damn, that's crazy.
Starting point is 02:21:28 Yeah, so those are dinosaurs. When you see a giant Nile crocodile, those are fucking dinosaurs. That's a type of reptile. They scare me. They should. I'll be in Florida, we'll be driving those. There'll be like a dead crocodile ran aside right out of here. I'm like-
Starting point is 02:21:44 Mostly in Florida. They're all the same to me they stare the shit out of me showed they should they're fucking people walking their dogs and they just come up and grab them and then the guy jumps in there and like tries to save the dog like people don't give a fuck yeah they're not that wise that's a one of the crazy stories I heard this guy was running from the cops gets to a bridge jumps off the bridge right onto an alligator, alligator eats him. No way. Right in front of the cops.
Starting point is 02:22:08 How about that guy who tried to save the shark? Do you see that video? Where he tried to save the shark on the beach and he drags it in and the shark just turns around and kills him. Oh God. You can watch that video if you want to see it, dude. Oh God. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 02:22:22 That one video in Egypt where they're at a resort and this kid is swimming and he's screaming for his father As he's getting slaughtered. Oh, no, I can't watch. Oh, he's screaming Papa Papa He's just getting fucking murdered by this shark. Whoa. Whoa, you see his legs go up in the air See the water turned red still tries to scream Yeah, fuck Sharks, what would you do if that was your kid? What can you do you can't help them? There's nothing you can do the kids hundreds of yards into the water by the time you get there He's already dead. Yeah, and you're gonna be dead too. Most likely. It's a feeding frenzy at this point you go out there
Starting point is 02:22:57 It's a suicide mission. You can't you just have to live with a nightmare for the rest of your life Like they Jamie what do you got? What are you? holy shitting? Oh, don't watch it. Don't watch it. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
Starting point is 02:23:14 no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, there's a reason why, you know. Darwinism. Yeah. Sadly.
Starting point is 02:23:28 Natural selection. The people that have stupid ideas, they don't make it. And that's always been the case. It's getting crazy. Was the world always crazy? And just social media has allowed us to see it in real time? Well, it's super crazy today because we have more capabilityability right because now we have guns and nuclear weapons and you know back in the day It was people were super crazy, but they killed everybody with arrows. Yeah, you know and catapults
Starting point is 02:23:54 I mean you just listen there's more hands-on in a way Just think about all this shit that humans did back when there was no written history. We did horrific humans did back when there was no written history. We did horrific, horrible things, wiped out, the Mongols killed someone in the neighborhood during Genghis Khan's lifetime, 50 to 70 million people. Crazy. They killed 10% of the population of Earth. Yeah, so people have always been horrible. And his DNA is in like half of the people on planet Earth. He's just dropping, he's just slitting throats and dropping dick.
Starting point is 02:24:24 Oh, he's dropping dick all over the place taking everybody as a wife air quotes wife is my wife but it's like humans have always been crazy they're what it's just it's probably we're probably less violent now but more capability and more awareness of all the chaos in the world because it makes me sad having to watch all of it and then watching like the parties kind of kind of you know you got these liberals now that are pro war it's like the weirdest thing ever dude we have to win yeah I have to win in Ukraine like what are you talking about Russia has nukes they've they've threatened to use them
Starting point is 02:25:00 are you fucking serious like I try I try to.org, right, to get us to help the Ukraine get their own Federal Reserve so that they can print their own money and we don't have to send them any more money and I couldn't get anyone to sign it. I was like, join my change.org, let's have them print their own fake money so they can load up our money. Why do they need our fake printed up money? Well, it's because it's a big scam. It's a big manufacturer scam. The money is not just going straight to Ukraine. It's going to weapons manufacturers. And they're giving Ukraine in aid, they're giving them tanks and weapons. And the craziest one is the Taliban in Afghanistan. When we leave, we leave behind behind billions billions of dollars of High-tech war equipment and then they put parades on or they're driving on the street with tanks
Starting point is 02:25:50 Yeah, I'm black hawks like what so crazy just to leave that all they leave it all there Billions and empower the Taliban with modern weapons These guys that are living in fucking caves fucking goats all day now all of a sudden they have black hawks It's so not that whole area is crazy. Oh my god. You don't even know the half of it I have a buddy who went who served over there multiple deployments in In Afghanistan and he told me it's insane. It's just the mail rape Men raping each other and raping boys. He said it's fucking rampant. It's called man loves Thursdays Yeah, that's what they do. It ain't just happening on Thursday, bro
Starting point is 02:26:29 Brian and I went on a tour We did it with Steve Byrne and dove David off and they told us about that that like the Afghanis they see women for procreation men for pleasure and How do you fix that like? How do you fix that? Like, imagine trying to install a democratic government into a place that has child rape as a normal thing. He said that guys would be, they would have parades where guys would have their harem of boys and the most amount of boys would make you look like a pimp.
Starting point is 02:26:58 And so it was like, it was cool to show all the boys that you're fucking. It's just like down the street. Yeah. On main streets. Yeah. And then it just becomes generational. Generational. What's done to you, you do to the next gen.
Starting point is 02:27:11 Which is so tragic. He said they had this guy who was like this mentally handicapped guy that was working in his kitchen and they would all take turns raping this guy. And he caught him raping this guy. And the guy would just take it. It's just normal. Just normal.
Starting point is 02:27:24 And they did it to each other. He said they would go into the barracks and all be fucking each other. And he's like, Jesus Christ. Don't you think that that's probably how human beings behave back in like the Spartan days? Yeah. Yeah. Like the Spartans all fucked each other. Yeah. The the the taking not taking it if somebody doesn't want it is like a new thing, right? Way back in the day. Consent. Yeah, consent is a brand new westernized thing. It's like sarcasm and consent are just westernized things that most people don't understand.
Starting point is 02:27:55 And then back in the day it was just like savagery, dude. Savagery, full on savagery. And you're never going to get these, like I just had this guy on my show, his name is Jay Dyer, and he came on and he was talking about how basically British intelligence made all the borders of the Middle East, like they just created borders. Like these borders that we see, this is Saudi Arabia, this is this, this is that, those were made up by British intelligence. They just basically went in based on tribes.
Starting point is 02:28:22 They said, okay, here, here, here, here. Because most of these people are just tribes. Like if you study like the history of Saudi Arabia, it is so nuts. It is so crazy because basically they were just nomads and they discovered oil there. So the banking cabal comes in and goes, well, here's what we're going to do. We're going to set up an apparatus to extract this. And they just have to have all these terms made it up. If you you stop, dude, I don't want to go too super deep, but it is, you read this, you go, holy shit. Like people, you know, you've had guests on here
Starting point is 02:28:55 talking about how the British empire didn't really end. That is the most true shit ever. They become bankers. They became bankers. really dude, I think America and Britain, our relationship really is master blaster, you know, right? We're just a big dumb monkey and they just, like, do this, do that and that's really what's happening man. If you study how like the British intelligence infiltrated Islam, it's like all crazy stuff dude and just, and it just, they're everywhere dude. They're everywhere, man. Even when they go in like 9-11 where the Saudis were involved, that's really British intelligence.
Starting point is 02:29:30 Wasn't the whole idea of suicide bombers and jihad, wasn't that, didn't they do that when the Soviet Union had taken over Afghanistan? Yeah. They did it to try to fight against it. And also demoralize them by getting them all hooked on heroin. Nobody comes out of Afghanistan the same. You go in there, try to tame them, you just can't do it. Nobody's tamed it. It's all just warlords. It's crazy. Do you ever see the, we had Jason Everman on the podcast who was in Nirvana and also in Soundgarden and then went over
Starting point is 02:30:05 to become a special forces soldier. After that? After that. Wow. Yeah, after that. And really fucking interesting guy. But he said that there's ancient Greek like construction that looks like the Parthenon in Afghanistan.
Starting point is 02:30:19 Yes. And there's, find some of that stuff. They have photographs of this stuff, but you can't get archaeologists out there to study it because it's too fucking dangerous That's run by the Taliban back to the sorcery dude a lot I think a lot of this war that we see happening is about just erasing our history Like you remember when the Taliban were just shooting these giant beautiful statues and destroying them Raced erased erase a lot of people think there's something, not a lot, but some people think that the weapon of mass destruction in Iraq is a portal.
Starting point is 02:30:52 It's not really about a bomb. What? Yes. Is it a real weapon of mass destruction? Well, they go in, where do they go? The first thing they do, you ask anybody, they go right into the museums. They start taking all the old artifacts from everything, they're wiping out.
Starting point is 02:31:06 A Stargate. So, there's a lot of talk, like this whole thing with like, you know, like what are the plans after October 7th and all this stuff. I think the old gods are coming back, dog. I think the old gods want to come back and reign, and I think a lot of this is about bringing back- You mean like the Anunnaki? No, I'm thinking like the Zoyar Asterism and stuff like that if you study Zoya aster like if you study the weird thing if you
Starting point is 02:31:28 study like if you study like Statue of Liberty that's a dude bro it is a crossdresser and it is really oh yeah the Statue of Liberty is an old old Zoya asterism God called Mithras and you and you get into if you study it you can even say like the old one at a time First of all images of ancient Greece in Afghanistan. Let's get those first. I don't want to lose this Okay, I don't lose this and then we're gonna go to Statue of Liberty. Okay, so look at this stuff So crazy model of what it looked like that's a model what it looked like, but they do have some images of the actual ruin So ancient Greek ruins in Afghanistan look at that fucking bananas like that's a model what it looked like but they do have some images of the actual ruin so ancient
Starting point is 02:32:05 greek ruins in afghanistan look at that fucking bananas and no archaeology being done look this is fucking insanity and the the stuff that everman showed me is actually a little more even complex photos that he took of these ruins what about what i can't pronounce mosaic look at the tiles and look at these Greek statues. I'm telling you, man. This is all from Alexander the Great. Okay, now go to Statue of Liberty. Yeah, I was getting there.
Starting point is 02:32:32 I want to see what the Statue of Liberty looks like. Is it true the Statue of Liberty, click on that, is modeled after the Persian god Mithra? Yes. Hardly. First, both the original... No, this guy's crazy....ironic God Mithra. Well, I don't believe any of these fact checkers anymore. But let's look at the Statue of Liberty. Give me a good image of the Statue of Liberty. It's a dude. It's a drag queen.
Starting point is 02:32:56 You sure? Yes. Trust me. Where's the muscles? There it is. Like Mithras, dude. Let me see the face. That's it right there. That's Mithras. Damn, that does look like a dude. The top one, that's Mithras.
Starting point is 02:33:04 Look at the jaw. Yep. that does look like a dude. The top one, that's Mithras. Look at the jaw. Yep. That does look like a good dude. So if you study like, you know, who gave a Statue of Liberty? France, right? Right. Go to the photograph of the Statue of Liberty's face again.
Starting point is 02:33:13 Scroll up, make that one in the center big. That does look like a guy. It looks like a Greek god. Yep. That's a dude in drag. Look at how thick the neck is. Yeah, dude, thick neck, dude. Look at that. It does look like a guy.
Starting point is 02:33:26 Look at that one, that image too, what says up in the top right hand corner. That looks like a guy. Look at the arm. That does not look like a feminine arm. Look at the hand. Old pagan Zoyra-asterism guts. They're coming back, dude. Whoa, see if we can get a better image of the Statue of Liberty.
Starting point is 02:33:44 That one there, it says flicker in the middle, Oh, they're coming back to whoa see if you get a better image of the Statue of Liberty That one there. It says flicker the middle on the bottom bottom in the middle Yeah Boy that looks like a dude Holy shit Sam Tripoli Statue of Liberty is a fucking dude So if you study like that image of them posting it there was an image that you just had up In the bottom. Yeah the scaffolding Look at that. That's a guy, man. So if you say Avatar, dude, if you study the French Olympics, the arm and the right hand, look at the hand.
Starting point is 02:34:16 That's not a woman's hand. Yeah, dude, that's a thick wrist. Wow. Statue of Liberty is a guy Holy shit man Does he have breasts? Yeah, this guy came on my podcast named Christopher Knowles and he put the breast. There's no breasts Yeah, Statue of Liberty is not breasts Wow It's a fucking guy Kind of they probably added that later that's Photoshop let me see I don't see boobs I see a gut but that's my pecs look yeah yeah I definitely have tits I'm trying um statue of Liberty breasts, you're gonna get to a weird porn site. Yeah
Starting point is 02:35:10 Breastfeeding videos that fat tit right there. Those ones are different. That's fake. That's a big juicy titty one That's that she's got silicones Those aren't real That way to look you're gonna get to a porn site. Alright Sam, let's bring this home. Okay. There we go. Sam, you're the fucking man. Thank you buddy. I love you so much. I love you too. It's always great to see you.
Starting point is 02:35:31 You've shown me so much love over the years and I'm so appreciative of you. I'm appreciative of you as well. You're awesome. And you go hard. Yeah, thank you dude. I appreciate that. You're special. I have a special. It's dropping dropping everywhere I might put it on YouTube But I got to beat the shit out of it because we go pretty hard on this But if you go to like Twitter Sam Tripoli you go to Twitter Dot-com slash Sam Tripoli or you go to rumble rumble has been very nice to me. They featured my levels great rumble
Starting point is 02:36:00 Free speech platforms that's around where there's great too man. I got, dude me? I got a three million views on one post long time ago but I never get that. They're not suppressed anymore. And then you know when Elon took over Twitter I gained like seven million followers in like a couple of months. Yes. Like that. Dude they suppress. They suppress the fuck out of me. I'm suppressed on Instagram. I'm almost positive of it. Oh, dude. I'm stuck at 19.3 million. I know that's a lot, but I'm stuck there for quite a while.
Starting point is 02:36:30 I have 124,000 followers, and I've had that for five years. OK? Can't go above it. I had to post get 25 likes. Yeah. Suppression. It's crazy. And you can also go to samtribly.com.
Starting point is 02:36:43 You can also find all my podcasts there. My Broken Simulation, Conspiracy Social Club, Cash Daddy's, and what's my other one? Give somebody podcasts. I just can't stop, won't stop. And yeah, go to my tour dates. I'm touring, working on a new hour. All right, my man. I appreciate you, brother.
Starting point is 02:37:01 I love you, buddy. I love you too. Thank you so much, dude. I love you too. Thanks for being here. All right. Bye buddy

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