The Joe Rogan Experience - #2253 - Theo Von

Episode Date: January 8, 2025

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No, Angus Young is the guitarist, right? It's a God damn it. My brother used to beat the shit out of me that music That's right and then before him Bon Scott Bon Scott died of a drug overdose, right? Oh man, so I already died Just went too hard That's a thing. It's like it's that moment where you're like do we want to go any harder?

I saw a video of Angus on stage the other night like recently He's like seven years old from a CDC going ham old fucking dude white hair Just dance see if you find that video just dancing around on stage Carl up, he's like, dad you didn't even put me down yet. It takes three minutes. It takes three minutes to calm him? You got a whole system? It's usually three or four minutes and then for sure seven or eight he's asleep. And get him a weighted, do they have a weighted blanket or not for him?

No. I don't think they do that for dogs. He doesn't have that much anxiety, he's pretty dogs. Does that really work with people? I feel like there's other ways. There's that one video that like really like kind of kind of weak kid who gets trapped under one or whatever. We've seen that at that birthday party. How big is the blanket?

I mean it's like I guess it's like 80 pound test or whatever. I don't know how heavy the threat. Like a Marlin blanket Marlin line He's like trying to text for help or whatever Oh, it's just a joke. No, no, it has to be a joke. I Was really trapped. Yeah, it looked like he was very much trapped under there man. Some diva. He was very I Yeah, it looked like he was very much trapped under there. Oh, man. He was very, I don't want to say malnourished or unnourished. He didn't like to eat or whatever. One of those kids didn't eat nuggets or whatever.

Oh, well, nuggets are better than just chips. At least nuggets are some kind of protein. Yeah. I mean, some kind of. What do you think Bobby Kennedy's going to do when he gets into the White House? Did we start? I think we're starting? Did we start?

I think we're starting. Are we rolling? I've been going. Yeah, we're rolling. Okay. What do you think they're gonna get rid of? Nuggets? See, here's my take on, like I was just reading this whole thing about Chick-fil-A, and they

were saying, this is the most dangerous food in America. The number one burger, Chick-fil-A is like the number one fast food sandwich chicken sandwich And there's a fucking thousand ingredients in this idea Yeah, just don't eat it every day stupid. Yeah, I eat them. I'm healthy. I'm real healthy You just don't eat them every fucking day you enjoy them Yeah You don't it's not your primary diet if you're going over there every day or whatever It's not your primary diet if you're going over there every day or whatever

Leaving your kids at home to go get one or something if you're lying and yeah, you're just fiending for Chick-fil-A all day Well, they're so good and they come in that little bag. It almost has that they come in the unmarked bag, you know This is a paid advertisement for better help Life is kind of like a book and every new year is the start of a new chapter Except in this case the pages are blank and every new year is the start of a new chapter. Except in this case, the pages are blank. And you can write whatever the fuck you want. Maybe you're working towards buying a new home, maybe you want to learn how to garden or pick up hunting, or maybe you want to work on your relationships. However you want your story to play out, it's going to take work, dedication, and a little

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Yeah. Feel good, still work out, still feel healthy. The key is just don't make that most of what you eat. Yeah. Feel good, still work out, still feel healthy. The key is just don't make that most of what you eat. Yeah. Every now and again a little Chick-fil-A is not going to hurt nothing. Yeah, treat your lady, treat your friend, treat yourself. Treat yourself. Get off of work, I'm going to have one today.

I'm going to get me a double-double from in and out. Fuck it. That's a lot though. Double, just get a regular one. Nah. If you're going to go hard, go all the way hard. See I'm the guy who I would get two singles instead of getting a double. You know what I get it in and out? I get the Flying Dutchman. Oh. You know what that is?

It's just patties with cheese on it. Mmm. And there's no hate. It's so good. It's fresh. Because in and out doesn't freeze their meat. Their meat is always fresh. So when you get those I mean It's just perfect man. Just two burger patties with two slices of cheese, and I picked those greasy bitches up and And I feel great It's like the closest thing you can get to healthy food at a fast food spot And so you're in your there's no bread on them. No bread. No bread. No nothing No, what do you pick them up with you pick them up with two boards like a fucking pig like a sloppy glutton

I just resigned my Missouri sushi, dude Just meeting cheese and greasy Montana so she me brother. It's so hot you. Just meat and cheese and greasy fingers. Oh, man. That's that Montana sashimi, brother. It's so hot you could barely hold onto it. Oh, people do it with the onions on it, too. Yeah, I've had that. Oh, I haven't seen all this. The onions is good, but my way is no onions.

I have a block on my computer. I don't think I can look at some of this stuff. Yeah. Oh, yeah, if I put the Flying Dutchman dude, it's going to bring up. My buddy Cody gets them with onions inside of them. So you stay slice up the onions put it inside of them grilled onions inside That's nice. I love onions. I think onions are a underrated

Food do you think onions have any nutrition in them at all? I love onions too Yeah, I vote whenever I eat onions. I'm like, what am I doing here? There's nothing here. Right, but there's something about them that's like, oh, yeah, but you want some, huh? Well, there's a tinge to it. You know what I love? I love a good tomato and onion salad.

You know? Yeah. When they give those beefsteak tomatoes, like heirloom tomatoes with slices of onion and some balsamic on that bitch. I love that. A little's nice. Oh I love that. That's like an old school New York steakhouse thing you know like a burrata style thing. Well that's good too. If you go burrata you're great. Oh the burrata and the tomatoes you can't go wrong. But the onions and tomatoes tomato and onion salad was like a steakhouse thing.

I never really saw it anywhere else. But like tomato and onion salad was like a steakhouse thing. I never really saw it anywhere else. But like tomato and onion salad was like a big thing in like New York steakhouses. Yeah baby, that sounds good. I like having, I like when you get, there's a Vidalia onion, you ever seen that one? No. That's a beautiful onion, bring one up.

If you don't mind, Jamie. But let's guess though, cause I genuinely have no idea. Okay. Do you think there's any nutritional content in? onions Let me think about let me think about while meeting one I Don't know there might be some sneaky shit

That like only like Andrew Huberman can tell you about you know some weird ingredient like some back it like a back-end magnesium That's a Vidalia onion okay, so I think I've seen him before I just didn't know they had a different name Those are good. There is a lot of nutritional value. I have it on is there Okay, that's what I want to know impressive health benefits of onion. Okay now I feel better for like an onion Tell me what can they do for you vitamin C? Mmm easy. We should know let's see look at all that. There's a little sugar interesting 4.7 grams of sugar in an onion imagine how nasty would take without that sugar How nasty would onions taste if they taste that good with that much sugar?

And just say, just God put a touch in there, he knew it. Has anybody ever had onion sliced onions with sugar all over it? Mmm, I don't know. Damn, that might be good. Because you would think it would bring the sugar out even more. Right? You know what I had the other day that was really good? Watermelon with salt on it. You ever have that?

No, I haven't had that dude It's like it's you either love it or you love what the fuck have you done to watermelon? Oh, I could see that I love it Mexican people like to put Crazy shit on oh yeah chili mango man. They're like big one in Mexico You like this fruit in there like nailed it now you'd like it or what? Big one in Mexico. You like this fruit in there? You nailed it.

Now you'd like it or what, motherfucker? It's spicy fruit. Yeah, yeah, they get crazy, dude. But chili mango works uniquely. Like out of all spicy fruits, that's the one that caught on so much it made it to potato chips. Chili mango? Yeah, chili mango's in everything.

I haven't had that. Oh, dude, I drink chili mango element. You know what element is? Like the hydration mix. Uh-uh. It's nice. I like the hydration, though That's a Rob Wolf's company, right? I believe so did why people why is there so much? Hydration now and also dude. Thank you. I just want to say thank you to Mexican people

Just for doing everything that they do dude. I feel like every week. We should have a round of applause for Mexican people I feel like in America. Well, it's weird to want to keep them out You know they have some of the best food That's the nicest people they are there are some of the hardest working people like one of them They're all donors to a lot of them. Well, that's awesome. One of the dumbest like Stereotypes ever was like the lazy Mexican like what are you talking about? Everyone I've ever met has like fucking three jobs lazy Mexican like what are you talking about everyone I've ever met has like fucking three jobs

Working 12 hours a day like what the fuck are you talking about? I knew a Mexican guy He had to leave work to go to his job All the it never ends dude, you know Mexicans used to have a feud with Puerto Ricans back in the day with boxing in boxing There was always like this feud between Mexicans and Puerto Ricans and the Mexicans would always say that the Puerto Ricans didn't work hard enough Like the discipline like some of the Puerto Rican guys are maybe more talented But the Mexican guys were known for discipline like some of the great Mexican boxers like Julio Cesar Chavez One of the things about him was his volume was insane Yeah One of the things about him was his volume was insane. His knowledge of boxing was insane, but his volume was insane. And the only way you could have volume like that is if you have supreme conditioning.

And what does volume mean? Volume of punching? Volume of punching. Wow. You ever watch Julio Cesar Chavez? One of the greatest of all time. He passed away? One of the greatest of all time. No, no, he's still alive. And his son is boxing now. His son is a really good boxer. Not at the level that his dad was, but Julio Cesar Chavez Sr. was one of the all-time greats. But he would just overwhelm people with volume and just break them down. Pull up a Julio Cesar Chavez

highlight. Because when he was in his prime he one of the greatest fights of all time was him versus Meldrick Taylor and he not no trick Meldrick Taylor who was an Olympic gold medalist phenomenal boxer and he knocked out Meldrick Taylor with like 10 seconds to go in the final round hmm he made his dude cry I look his hair should make me cry who's that again? That's is that the dude from red clay strays as his brother Looks like he could be his cousin that wants money from him It's my cousin the boxer shit. It looks like it looks like fucking machine gun punching This is so I don't know why he made this dude cry But just go get me a highlight because we don't have the time to like to watch him break this dude down

Give me just like a Julio Cesar Chavez jr. High excuse me Chavez senior highlight She comes from silver spoon those guys you got one of their jackets on man. You're wearing red kids red Yeah, they're great. Thank God. This is warm. So in the 1990s He was the fucking man He was I forget what his record was before he had his first defeat But if something crazy like 80 or 90 fights before he had his first defeat. Yeah, I had to let it go Bro, and just is there a highlight of his knockouts. Oh Just give me a highlight of like him beating the fuck out of people. He was so good, dude

Look at this. He about to cook this brother. That was Meldrick Taylor Oh So Meldrick Taylor and him had an epic fight where Meldrick was winning the beginning of the fight the Meldrick was very good He's a little no that's pretty now Whitaker. That was a fight where he Probably shouldn't have won, but they gave it to him and a lot of people, including myself, watched that and think Pranelle Whittaker got robbed. Pranelle Whittaker was like the slickest of all of the American boxers of his era. Wow. But Julio Cesar Chavez just broke Meldrick down later in the fight.

What made him so good. What made him well, you know, what makes a fighter? There's a lot of things but he didn't stand out in terms like he wasn't faster than everybody or hit harder than everybody He was not a one punch guy here. He's he was a volume puncher So he would put guys away by breaking them down. He would break their will and crush them That was what he would do and he would do with this fucking mean look on his face when he's just at the end of fights when he had guys broken. He would just overwhelm them and swarm them. He was one of the most terrifying guys because he can keep his pace up 12 rounds no fucking problem like Iron Chin but different you know it's like who else that's the final

punch that dropped Meldrick Taylor. And that was one where it was a fucked up call because Richard Steele knew that Meljick Taylor was out, but there was really only two seconds left in the fight, but he still has to wave it off because the dude can't fight. Right. So it's kind of crazy. So all these people were mad at Richard Steele because if he didn't do that, Meljick Taylor would have won the decision. So he stops the fight with like two seconds to go. How many seconds was it when he called the fight off? I don't think I'm exaggerating when I say two seconds.

Might have been five seconds. And what were you doing in that situation then? Well he's doing the right thing. The referee is there to save the fighter. If he takes one more punch in those two seconds and that one punch kills him. That's him. It's on him. 17 when he went down.

So 17 he goes down. So 17 he goes down. So let's see what happens. So he gives him the count, which is a standing 8 count, and then he looks at him and he asks him a couple of questions. Give me some volume. So look, he's not looking at the clock. He's looking to save this guy. But look at him. Look at him Wow, he looked him in the eye he wasn't there any seconds left, but he's doing the right thing He's doing the right thing. It's crazy if there's three seconds left But he is doing the right thing because the referee's job is to make sure that they stay alive Yes, protect the fighter because a fighter wouldn't make the right choice. You're saying right?

That's why that's why a referee has to protect the fighter because a fighter wouldn't make the right choice you're saying right that's why that's why a referee has to protect a fighter from a cut if the cuts too bad the referee has to call it or bring in a doctor to call it there's some times where the referee it's it's a judgment call and sometimes they get it wrong because they're human but it's a crazy job they have the hardest job in the world so the guys like Herb Dean the guys like Mark Goddard those guys need more praise because it's one of the most difficult jobs in all of combat sports other than being a fighter. The second most difficult for sure is being a referee.

Wow. Because you got to make these calls. You're like in the middle of chaos in a world title fight where millions of people are watching. And you got to keep this thing together in this very chaotic sport. That would be so tough. Yeah, I wonder what are the requirements to be a referee? Like how much, you know, like to be one of those like Mark Goddard or... Well, there's courses you can take. You know, I know Big John McCarthy was very instrumental in educating people. Herb Dean's very instrumental in doing this. There's a lot of these guys. Mark Goddard, they'll put together seminars and help guys

that are coming up. And there's probably a formal, let's see, find out like what is the website that's like best for if someone wants to go and learn how to be a referee. But you know, you could probably just pull up in Memphis and start blowing the whistle on a bunch of most of them are massive fans Of course most of them train like Mark Goddard trains. I believe Mark Goddard's a black belt in jujitsu I'll have to check that I heard Dean. I know had a few MMA fights Oh, so they also have a lot of them also have experience mm-hmm

You have to set up some you have to know what's going on because sometimes especially like submissions and things like that Like if things get complicated real quick, yeah, like someone not letting go of an inside heel hook and like that's a scary one There's like do you remember who Samar Paul? Hi, Raz? Oh No way is that his name was to Kenya which means Tree trunk that's like his his nickname who Samara's Brazilian Samara Pahara's He was the scariest guy of all time because he was all leg locks and he was built like a tank He was like five eight a hundred and eighty five pounds Just just fucking ball of muscle and he would dive on dudes legs and just rip them apart

Oh like a pipe and wouldn't let go wouldn't let go the legs so guys beat happen He's the only guy to ever get kicked out of the UFC winning Because he was holding submissions they kicked him out. They said you can't do that What do you mean? You can't do it? You can't do what you gotta let go when the referee says stop Oh, he can't crippling people. Oh You want to see a highlight that makes you cringe pull up who's small Paul? Hi res submission highlights Oh, I don't want to see it Jake Shields punched him in the face after their fight because he got a hold of a camora Jake tapped and he still kept cranking on it. He would do that with guys. He just was a pit bull

He wouldn't let go but there's an unsportsmanlike aspect. Do you feel like sure that's on sportsmanlike at a certain point? It seems like it is. Yeah, you you know you're gonna cripple a guy you know if you keep twisting on a knee He's gonna have to have surgery you know if a person taps that you let it's supposed to be that's it You know and there's the heat of the moment stuff But then there's some people that just do it over and over and over again, and there's you know folks are doing that So what look at he would do Matt he would just get a hold of the guy, look at his knee, look and he's still he's tapping and he's, that was with John Fitch, show that one again. So he's tapping, so he gets this kneebar, this kneebar is awful. Look how bad he's tapping and he's still cranking, still cranking. Wow. Yeah, still cranking. So it was like, he would hold on for an extra second or two, which is more than enough to destroy to destroy and they kicked him out a second doesn't seem like a long time unless you're caught in an e-bar That seconds that's an eternity where your knee is getting exploded and you're tapping and he won't let go You got to let go

Immediately when the person taps. Yeah, when the referee stops the fight, you got to let go immediately Now do you let go when the guy taps you like look at this there? The referee was on him the guy screaming in agony still cranking Yeah, he might have had a vengeance. He might have had a oh he was a mean dude But he grew up very poor on a farm horrible upbringing You know it's like there's a kind of a crazy story to it a lot of pain a lot of pain grew up in extreme poverty and Like this scar in his chest this car just like they had a glue

Oh a wound that he had as a child like on the farm. They glued it together That's ways this big scar in his chest just a hard man Yeah, and a scary dude if you got a hold of your legs cuz he wasn't gonna let go god I'm glad I don't know him. I mean in some ways, you know, well, you're glad you're not grappling Yeah, I'm glad I don't have to know him like adversely Damn dude. Yeah, we saw Shane too. Yeah. What did you say? You right away you had seen him in how long as soon as you saw me shades in Shane's in the sauna, and you're like you look like a pickled egg

Well, you look like one of those kind of eggs like in that little cage or whatever at the gas station You know those bucket eggs the ones that are on the bar the pickle to give me one pickled eggs Do you know how fucking hungry you have to be? Fucking eggs who knows how long I've been sitting there you like yeah, give me one of them And there's always some trucker over there to spot in four apples in the tank of them like so unsanitary bro in the fart that rips out of your body off of that thing how are you gonna ban chick filet but you're not gonna ban that dude that has to be RFK's arch nemesis right there

imagine if you were living off those eggs the farts you would have that's your only food source like let's imagine you're like stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean with only bottled eggs and you're like you're like

you're like stuck on a boat in the middle of the ocean with only bottled eggs Your own farts are gonna make you jump in the ocean But there's a lot of like there's that truckers hide that they get from huffing their own gas. There's like a Syndrome or something that starts from it From people just imagine what that can't be good for you right cage yourself up at 80 miles an hour with your own farts And just cruising state to state just fucking Go, baby, and the combination of things ringdings pork rinds

Pepsi saying the saying Just all of that just compiled at once into you and then listen to conspiracy theorists talk on podcasts all day Just deep into fucking the murky waters of Alex Jones just hopped up. I've been I've been on social media a little too much lately. Yeah. Yeah. I've been reading too many people fighting and arguing about stupid shit to the point where I'm starting to develop theories and I don't I don't want to. Like what do you well I saw Alex Jones and he looks really good.

Does he? Yeah, he's losing all weight. He looks like he's going to court for something. No, Sean, our friend Sean is helping him. He's working out with him every day. Yeah. Well, I noticed it like in a month, I just saw like, and I was like, oh my God.

Yeah, he's really committed. He's going to do a documentary on it. It's got to do a documentary on taking back my health. It's so noticeable. Wow. He looks handsome. But this is fucking theories. It's not even him. Oh Really? Yeah, there's theories that they were placed in with a different guy Yeah, who did though? That's always the thing. That's the thing. But here's the thing. I know that's not true, right? I know the guy who's training him. I know him like I'm still in touch with them

Yeah, like I text Alex all the time. I know him. I'm still in touch with them. Yeah, like I text Alex all the time I know him he just losing weight But if you go online, there's a lot of people that believe that this is like a different person Yeah, there's a lot of people believe has been co-opted by the government There's a lot like he has to chime in on every single thing that everybody wants him to otherwise He's been co-opted and I'm starting to develop these theories where I don't know how much of that conversation is real. I certainly think there's a percentage of that conversation is real. What conversation you mean?

When people think that people have been co-opted by the government. Like, they've become...what is that one they like to use? Controlled opposition. If you want to pretend to be a smart conspiracy theor theorist you have to say controlled opposite. I could easily Bro in two weeks Tom's the girl will be playing this guy. He looks great. That's all it is. He looks great He does but he doesn't look like the same person not at all, dude, cuz he's laid off the booze He's laid off the booze. He's not eating any bullshit Really

Raking a lot really Satanic pedophiles all day long Sometimes you want to take the edge off. Yeah, I Mean he looks totally yeah different now. He looks like um Ray Randy, uh Orton now, but imagine if this was no internet Imagine there's no internet so we don't believe know. You believe in a heartbeat it wasn't a rogue guy. Sure. There's no way that's the same guy.

This guy on the left looks 15 years younger. Oh yeah dude, a chubby guy used to do the pool and I worked at this farm one time. He used to do the pool. And one year he got on Dexatrim or some illegal fat burner or whatever. And he came and did the pool one time when I was there and I didn't even believe it was him and never believed it totally different

Yeah, so yeah, if you didn't have stuff like this you would be like that's not the same guy So this was just the television days no social media Yeah, I think that they've recasted the guy cuz something happened to him over the office 100% you would think oh someone replaced Alex Jones With a fake Alex Jones, but he would tell you if that happened He would be like Joe somebody yeah, they replaced me. You'd say they replaced me. They're sending somebody Who the fuck is gonna do his voice? There's only four people alive. They can do a good Alex Jones impression Are you are you aware of the? Elon Musk Adrian Ditman controversy

that he I Saw something there's a they said he was a fake person that he made a fake so it's called I think they call them sock puppet accounts okay and it's it's generally frowned upon to have a fake account like it seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online I don't have one but it seems like it would be a fun way to fuck around online it takes a lot of time it seems like yeah but you could fun way to fuck around online. It takes a lot of time, it seems like. Yeah, but you could have a fake account

where if you're a public person, you know, like Elon Musk, and you wanna say some wild shit, but you don't wanna take responsibility for it. You just wanna shitpost like everybody else, like an anonymous person. Oh, that's true, he can't do that, really. Yeah, I would say that would be a smart thing to do. Was it really him did they find out?

But is that unethical, when one person can call themselves Yeah, I would say that would be a smart thing to do. Was it really him that they found out? But is that unethical when one person can call themselves, you know, cat turd? You know, that's a legit name for a dude. I don't know anything about that cat. But that guy could just talk about anything he wants to talk about. But if Elon Musk does it, well, he has the responsibility of his public image. But maybe he doesn't want that. Right. Like, I don't have a problem with either one of them.

Yeah, so you just wanna shed your skin, you just wanna take a layer off, you wanna relax at the house, you wanna kick your feet up, and yell something down the hallway you shouldn't yell. And that's what he wants to do. I think you should be allowed to do that. Yes, I think you should too. This is one of the problems with making the internet,

you know, like taking away the anonymity. But here's my question. Because of that, right? So if people can just have fake accounts and people should be able to, which I think they definitely should be able to do, because of that though, then you have to wonder when you see arguments, how many of these arguments are real people and their real opinions? And how many of these arguments are a just giant block of accounts that's been purchased by a large organization that is hiring people or using AI to have arguments with people and incite things online. It's not 0% people.

Now, I'm saying like if you have a personal belief in something like, no, they're bots, because I think that way, I'm not saying that you don't believe what you believe. And I'm not even saying that you're wrong. I'm saying that if there's any hot button cultural topic, you can fucking guarantee that some of the people talking about it aren't real. Either they're not real in that these are not their real opinions, they're being told to say these things, or they might not even be a real human. They might be an algorithm, or they're a bunch of people that have been hired whenever there's hot button

cultural issues or voting issues or political issues. A lot of those people arguing are not real. Yeah. And there's a real question as to what the number are. Like how much of this is like real interaction between people and how much of this is all of this meddling that's being done? Like they're changing the way people think about things and forcing and arguing like these things all day very Persuasively on behalf of some sort of special interest group. Yeah, I think that sounds very plausible

Especially these days there's like there's not as much, you know It used to be that a lot of media was controlled by a few channels and networks, right? I mean that's safe to say would you agree with that? It was all controlled by a few channels, right? It was all I mean you all you had when we were kids you had I remember when cable came out it was crazy. Really? Yeah. What was before that? You had ABC NBC CBS that's it. No. Yes that's it and then out of nowhere. You had three chances for a fox. Fox was crazy. Married with children. The Simpsons. Fox was nuts. Fox was this married with children the Simpsons Fox was not Fox was this wild network So that was that was the force that was the fourth network Mary children was so good, dude

So good So you have this fourth network and then cable comes along and then satellite and now streaming and the Internet's like what? I don't even think we're aware of how much more content we absorb than people that were, you know, that lived like when I was 21. Oh yeah. Playoffs. We're talking about playoffs? You bet we are. Get in on the action with Draft King Sportsbook, an official sports betting partner of the NFL. Scoring touchdowns is key to winning the playoffs and you can score big by betting on

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issuance. For additional terms and responsible gaming gaming resources see dkng.co slash audio. Well even if you're just by the airport or whatever sometimes I wish to be like can someone turn all this shit off it's like yeah you don't even know what's going on anymore in the middle of the night I'll have like songs playing in my head that I heard online tick tocks and shit it's just bad like it's gotten to be too much But I think that there's what I'm saying is if somebody had all that control at one point or if a few networks did There's no way that now that they have less control They're not still trying to find that control and that they're hiring different groups to be Twitter bots or Twitter personalities or whatever Yeah, make tick tock counts

You take talks about issues. People have said flat out that they were offered money and then they got paid money to make things for political people. Like make people think that they were really excited about voting for someone, they would pay them for pro content. So pro whatever that person is.

So there's a whole business in this where they reach out to popular influencers and they say, hey, I want you to endorse this person. Would you do that for X amount of money? Didn't they too? Well didn't that happen with Megan Thee Stallion or somebody? Weren't they hired recently or some of the,

and I'm sure the Republican Party did it too. I think that was a Democratic one that they had where they hire performers to come and perform yeah this was the this was the big controversy we tried to get to the bottom of it it's hard to know so the real the accusation was that there was a few artists Lizzo was one of them. Yeah, that was another one Beyonce was the big one right and that they were paid an exorbitant amount of money to go and endorse Kamaharis at these rallies I Don't know if it's true. It seems like there might be something to it. They spent so much money, dude.

It's so crazy that the economy is like one of the biggest problems that we think of today. Like if you think of... Like what do you mean the economy? The economy. Like if people worry... Okay, the US economy. The people that want to vote on things, what do they want? They want the economy to be healthier. They want us to have less national debt. Safety? Yeah, they want less inflation. They want safety? They want the economy to be healthier. They want us to have less national debt safety

Yeah, they want less inflation. They want safety on low crime if that is the amount of Fucking money they went through like you you you spent one point five Billion dollars and you paid celebrities to it if that's true you paid celebrities you're like how am I supposed to trust you with spending money? You imagine if like if you were going to marry a gal and you just gave her access to your credit card you're like look baby you know you and me we're in it now so here you go boo I want you to be happy and she just goes fucking ham. Yes

I'm only doing this amulets up until we get married Yeah, because once then then I'm I'm all about a sensible budget. I'm all about fiscally being responsible You couldn't believe that you wouldn't believe it. Not at all. Wait a minute You've been going crazy with these fucking handbags and jewels and shit. He'd be like, I'm not marrying you then because yeah, we have too much shit. I can't even see you in the apartment now. Also I can't trust you with the credit cards.

You're a fucking maniac. Dude, I had this roommate for a while, this dude, and he would get all high out in the living room and he would get these empty boxes, cardboard boxes, and he had a couple cats and he'd get out there and he'd have them do tricks and stuff up the box. He'd stack them really high in the living room. It's like a 20 foot ceiling. And he'd get stoned and he'd get upset if I didn't come out and watch. How fucking weird is that?

Meanwhile, that guy can vote, that's the kind of guy that's gonna go, whoa, Megan Thee Stallion is that who she's voting for well fucking sign me up he would get pissed if I didn't come out and watch dude that's what's crazy they spend money to make sure

that people think that famous people will vote for them dude I don't even believe that there's famous, famous this, it doesn't even seem like a real thing anymore. It's like, like the other, like I was just texting with Nikki Glaser did the, um, whatever it's called. Golden Globes? Golden Globes, right? That's what it was, right? Yeah, she hosted the Golden Globes. She killed it. She did a great job, right? She did a great job and she was like, just confident and fun and it was awesome. She did a great job.

So I was just texting her and saying, hey, congrats, that was awesome. And I said, were you nervous at all? You know, there's a lot of famous people. And then she's like, no. And I was like, and then I was thinking, it doesn't even seem like people are that famous, kind of gotten different over the years.

Does it seem like that at all? I think because some of the most popular people aren't it used to just be like they were movie stars, you know But now it seems like it's just changed like you could have just as much Infatuation for somebody that you saw that made an entertaining video on Instagram as you could for Tom Cruise, you know Well, what do you know what I'm saying. Am I making any sense? Yeah Well, I think one of the worst things that's happened to Actors is they talk outside of acting. It's almost the worst thing you could do Because then everybody it changes your opinion of who they are. Yeah, you don't like them as much anymore, you know

Well in Hollywood all was always one way member what four years ago You couldn't even say the word Trump or Republican and you would be fucking ostracized. I mean it was like or eight years ago I'm sure it's probably still like that now in Hollywood We're just not experiencing because you're living in Nashville, and I'm living here in Texas But yeah, if you're in certain circles in Los Angeles. They still feel the same way. Yeah, you know it's um It's just uh I wonder how much of the division in this country is caused by what we're talking about, by this thing that's legal. And again, I think it should be legal.

I don't think you should have to tell your fucking name if you want to talk shit about something that's going on that affects your life or that affects your job or that affects your kid's school. You shouldn't be subject to fucking prosecution because you said something about the school board because you just felt like being an anonymous person sitting there a bunch of fat slobs and retards. And you wanted to say that, but you couldn't say that because then you would get in trouble,

your kids would get in trouble and this and that. Well, that's what's happening in England right now, isn't it? It 100% is, it 100% is. Is that really happening? Yes, it's really happening. You can't give people that much fucking control. You can't give people that much control over what offends them or what offends people,

what you could say, what you can't say. Can you imagine if we could, they would come at the end of every episode, they'd be waiting outside of your. Yeah, here's the thing man, this is a new thing. This wasn't England 10 years ago, all right? This is a new thing. And it's a scary thing, it's a really scary thing.

They arrested thousands of people for social media posts, thousands. That's crazy, were they threatening people? Well, this is what they're doing man first of all where the people were the no no no no no they don't have to be they don't have to be threatening yeah they could be misgendering there's a lot of things that you could get why be alive if you can't even think or say what you want people could deem it's racist if it's

anti-migrant you know they have a migrant crisis over there in Europe. People can deem it, you know, anti-migrant and Islamophobic. There's a bunch of, you know, them that are threats, people threaten people online, which totally makes sense. You shouldn't be allowed to threaten people online. But when you get past that, if you have an opinion about something, about something that's affecting the country that you live in, I think you if you have an opinion about something, about something that's affecting the country that you live in, I think you should be able to express yourself, and I don't necessarily think that people should know that it's you.

I don't think you should have to carry that around. Like you should be able to express yourself and not have to be famous. I don't think there's a problem with that. You mean to not have to have it be known. So you're saying that Elon should be able to also have a separate voice if he wants to, or anyone should. If you want to.

But the problem is, if you do that, then you're gonna have corporations that are doing what we're suspecting that they're doing. And what this one former FBI analyst, we pulled up this article a thousand times, Jamie, but pull it up one more time, just because it's just so crazy, you can't believe it's real.

This guy was analyzing the amount of Twitter people that are bots and this was a contentious issue, contentious aspect of the purchase when Elon bought Twitter. So when Elon bought Twitter they were saying there's only 5% bots. I remember that. We sampled 100 people, 5% of them were bots. And he's like, that's not not enough you have hundreds of millions of people that are signed up for this how many of these people are fake and they really didn't want to tell they didn't they just like not a lot don't worry it's like you know yeah how many bots were programmed to lie if they're asked if they're a bot it's like a guy asking you girl how many guys have you slept with yeah nothing for don't about it. I'm a former CIA Cyber

Operations Officer, studies bot traffic. Here's why it's plausible that more than 80% of Twitter's accounts are actually fake and Twitter is not alone. More than 80%. Yeah. See, I don't think we realize that because we're on there for real. We're real people on there. But you're real people where fake people are constantly arguing Right in front of your face like the world is ending It's not necessarily all real people. There definitely are real people arguing on Twitter Don't get me wrong And I think even the fake people arguing is very addictive and And I think you want to get involved too,

cause you're like, you're seeing this guy dunk on that guy. I want to fucking dunk on somebody. And then people are spending all their time in this job that they hate when no one's looking, the boss isn't around, you know, typing up some real witty nasty shit on Twitter. And I think there's, you want to be able to do that anonymously

But if you do have that and you don't know who's doing what yeah You do get to this point where someone can fucking manipulate it But if you do know Then the problem is the government has already shown how fucking shady they are when someone comes out and says something that goes against what they agree With or what they're trying to push or what agenda They have or what's best for them financially, so they'll fucking throw the kitchen sink at you We've seen them do that you can't have those kind of people in power where they can know exactly Who's saying what you still have to have the ability to have whistleblowers?

So you have this conundrum on one side you're gonna have this completely manipulated environment that's done by corporations and fake people and people that are paid by parties just to push the party line and to go out there and debate it vigorously and argue it. They're paid to do it. And all you have is your wits. All you have is your ability to try to form your own opinions of things Regardless of like where you feel like you're pulled because of whatever ideology you you know you've publicly proclaimed to be I'm I'm a liberal person. This is how I feel I'm pro this I'm pro that and then right they'll start fighting about what that means What's scary when that happens because then you also have locked yourself into a space Where you might not change because you're afraid of what your public persona is exactly and that's gotta be

Well, that's how you get to dick Cheney endorses Kamala Harris and the liberals like yeah boom I saw this dude he posted a atomic bomb gif and is like after that happened like that's over boom like you guys are just dorks who don't play sports do you realize what kind of mental gymnastics you have to go through where dick Cheney rest in peace where dick Cheney he passed away just passed away where dick Cheney endorsing your liberal progressive candidate that somehow another that's good thing the guy was the architect of the fucking architect of the Iraq invasion Weapons of mass destruction host all that shit. He was a slumber. Jer guy right scary guy man He was the oil guy right who couldn't put Halliburton. Yeah, Halliburton Halliburton Fuck bro

Bizarre I mean it's a thing nasty everything has gotten so bizarre dude He's not dead. Oh, it's a fake report Fake dick Cheney death report came from our T parity account You can't tell what the fuck is true well first of all how's he still alive? You know how many soccer players do we lose his year midfield? Electrically acts just running down the street People are dying and Liz and somehow or another dick Cheney still alive dick Cheney still out there toward heart. Yeah, that's what they're doing They're car. I'm sure he does. I'm sure he's on his sixth or seventh heart a lot of these

You don't think politicians are getting fucking separate hearts and organs, dude You don't think they're first in line when they oh, yeah for sure That's probably part of like if you don't open up a hospital This is what I want the moment my shit goes south. I want what I want a doctor ready with his hands scrubbed Yeah, oh, I bet there's a sick Rothschild out there somewhere and every month they're putting a new ticker into him, dude I was reading a a story last night about this dude who was one of the I think he was a Rockefeller Who got eaten see if that's I believe he's one of the rock rock Rothschilds or Rockefellers Goddamnit one of them fancy people when you hear the name you're like oh that fancy family one of those

So this dude went to New Guinea and got eaten by cannibals Mmm, apparently he went there. I'd hate Michael Rockefeller. So apparently he went there and They were fine. They were fine with him the first time he went there But he was trying to get something from them and the something that he was trying to get from them was sacred And apparently they were very pissed off at him, so he didn't know they're pissed off at him So the when he went back he thought they'd be friendly with them. Yeah, and they killed him and ate him Oh my gosh. Yeah, oh, and they hit it. They hid the story forever, so they went looking for this guy like hey

My rich cousin is missing. Where is he and they're like? this guy like hey my rich cousin is missing where is he and they're like I don't know they just fucking burp they just ate that dude they just somebody just coughs up a one of those um things that keeps your uh what is that thing it goes on there into your shirt yeah your cuff a cuff link oh yeah so I got his coughs up a cuff link hey let me give a shout out to the person who's it was on their YouTube channel because I can't remember Most of the details of the story, but if you go to this dudes YouTube channel, he lays it out I'll try to find a hat that match with y'all's curtain in here. Just perfect. You nailed it. Thanks. I get it in here somewhere I have a real problem with these goddamn YouTube videos

I'm watching too much. I'm absorbing a lot. I'm learning things. But do you think like um Like you talked about ah Islamophobia mm-hmm in Britain Did I talk about it what do you mean Or did you mention it a minute ago? Islamophobia? What does Islamophobia mean? We were talking about the migrant crisis. We weren't necessarily saying Islamophobia. I think there's a, you know, it's like the migrant crisis in the United States. It's not a crisis of one type of individual coming in.

The idea is that you you wanna be able to vet everybody who comes in, no matter what, whether they're from Guatemala or they're from Syria, you wanna find out who the fuck they are. You don't wanna let in criminals and psychopaths. It's all that simple. And if you start blocking off people's ability to do that, I always have to wonder, like, what are you ability to do that,

I always have to wonder, like, what are you trying to do? If you're just trying to let everybody in and not check, are you trying to create chaos? Is that what you want? Because that's what I would do if I was an evil person and I wanted to fuck up an entire civilization, I would just let criminals in. I would encourage criminals to go there. I would release them out of my jails

and give them money to go north Yeah, you just walk across to America. We're gonna pay you to do it well, I think you have a lot of people that have like that believe in some sort of a moral and ethical code and They feel like they don't have a place to be sometimes, you know But there's also some people that grow up and they just got fucked by the world They just got brought to a real bad spot and they started off way worse than you and I for sure And that's the reality of if you want to keep a healthy society You have to keep those fucking people out like the world is not fair

It's not fair and if you want to protect the best aspects of the world, you got to keep them safe and then spread out, spread out that safety from there. It's not let in all the bad. It's spread out the safety. It's like the way to do it isn't to just let all the criminals in and then, oh, well, now we all live with crime. Like, no, that's stupid. The way to do it is to solve the crime problem in an area and then expand that area ever greater across the world That is totally doable. That's totally doable. You're never gonna stop all crime, but you can minimize it Significantly with a concerted effort, which is not being done They're not doing that and there's a bunch of different things that they have to do instead of just hiring cops to fuck people up

They should train cops better. They should pay them more They should make them more respected. Yeah, I saw the make make people appreciate cops instead of like think of them as the enemy I agree. We always thought that cops were reliable But then I guess some cultures have different experiences with cops, but these days cops are so diverse that it's like you couldn't have a like you'd almost have to be a alien or something to have a you'd almost have to be a alien or something to have a Racial issue it feels like sometimes, you know, well, I think cops are just like all all kinds of people and

The problem with all people is they're gonna vary There's gonna be some people that can handle pressure and and some people that can handle having power and being a boss That's a good bosses. I've had great bosses. we're great guys, they made you happy to work with them. You knew they were the boss, but it was a cool situation. And then you got people that are cunts just because they're bosses. You got this guy that just won't stop talking down to you because he knows he can get away with you because you need the job, he can get away with shitting on you.

You've all had that too. And that's the problem with being a cop. Some people are just not good at having power over people. And some people are great with it. And then there's the reality of the stress that they face. Every fucking day you might get shot. Every day you're pulling people over.

What is the worst thing that's gonna happen to you in your day? Oh, did someone open their door on your car? Oh. Yeah, did someone whistle at you because you had big tits or whatever? I saw a 10 year old get their face shot in. Yeah. You know, I saw a little girl get run over by a car. Oh, yes. One whistle at you because you had to get to it. So whatever 10 year old get their face shot in. Yeah. You know, I saw a little girl get run over by a car.

I saw horrible murder scenes. You know, they they're they're going upon car accidents every day. You're seeing so much awful shit you're dealing with. And then every time you pull somebody over, every cop has seen those videos of people pulling people over and just getting lit lit with bullets. You're dealing with and then every time you pull somebody over every cop has seen those videos of People pulling people over and just getting lit lit with bullets just to fall into the ground There's so many of those videos getting your gun taken away from you getting shot and killed. Yeah, we've all seen those videos Oh, yeah, fucking or Walmart everywhere a lot of that shit It's like there's just so much violence now

It's one where this guy was beating up this female cop and his daughter was telling him to stop. The daughter was trying to get him to stop beating this cop to death. Oh. You're like, oh my god. So that job is not a normal fucking job. And when people don't have respect for it and don't appreciate it, it's a sign

of the sickness of society. It's the illness of society that we don't have respect for it and don't appreciate it. It's a sign of the sickness of society. It's the illness of society that we don't appreciate law and order. And we think of it as something that somehow or another, that it's uniquely oppressive and that without it being there, you'd have less problems. So that was all that defund the police thing Yeah, which is just we should have learned from that and I hope a lot of people did like that's a terrible idea

the problem is not Cops the problem is cops are human and right they have to stay human otherwise you're gonna get fucking robo cop Oh, yeah, so what do we what are we gonna? RoboCop could easily get hijacked too. That's another issue. It's like a lot of like if there were cyber attacks like where they wanted every electric vehicle or something to just go drive off a cliff they could just control. Like 100%. If they wanted every oven to just heat to 250 degrees and just burn down every house. Sure. Like if something got hacked, you know, it'd be very spooky. So yeah, if cops got hacked, bro, that would be crazy.

And then also they could just say they hacked, like you could have a dirty entity hack the cops and use them for whatever they want. And then who do you even sue with that? What are you going to even, you know, they don't even, Pete, were you going to put a robot on the stand? Well, you also, you would have to know what kind of like hacking is

even possible and whether or not it can be detected because if they're doing it wirelessly like can they do it wirelessly? Jamie you would probably know this. Can you hack something wirelessly from an anonymous account and like get into a system and no one knows who did it, or is everything ultimately traceable if they could find the source of the invasion? I think. When you get to that high level stuff, they're going, the hacker, like the partners

that are doing the attack goes through so many levels to try to hide where they're going from. Yeah, so they can hide somewhat. And also, how many of those guys that are like operating at that level even exist yeah, how many of those like super high level hackers are out there and Everybody else is just kind of at the mercy like if you like try understanding that if you don't do that Yeah, so how's a judge gonna understand it? How are the cops gonna understand it? Right, it's gotta be weird if you know that much stuff,

you're kind of in a world of your own. Oh yeah, if you're like a super Bitcoin creator type dude, you're in a world of your own. You're existing in the most sophisticated layers of the technological power of the likes the world's never seen before never seen anything like it and you're the people that are at the head of the code You're the people that are making AI Yeah, you're like crypto for Columbus or whatever you're the fuck

You're only Bro, that's great. Dude if people that's why I've said this few years people with autism are the they're the link between regular people and machines. That's where we're headed. It's all, in seven, two generations, everyone will have autism. You won't be able to find anybody that doesn't have it or that doesn't kind of freak out

if somebody's like whistling or whatever. It's almost like whatever the reason why more people have autism today. I'm sure there's a bunch of people that think it's vaccines. There's a bunch of people that think it's environmental issues. There's a bunch of people think it's chick-fil-a. Some people probably could be could be. I'll take it though, dude. It's so fucking good. There's no way you wouldn't take some chick-fil-a-tism, dude, if they had it.

If you like every now and then just a weird guy runs out of the back room with a couple pickles on his back dude I'd fucking be like I love this guy no matter what he has you know I totally forgot what I was gonna say sorry it had something to do with autism that oh what we were talking about like oh I think that this is the end of that realm so just imagine all right so there's whatever the reason why there's more cases of autism most people I think will agree there are more cases of autism now than ever before okay but what meaningful changes have we done if any to try to limit that or to try to mitigate that or pull that

back? I'm not sure. And what meaningful, like what progress has been made where you're saying like, oh, now we have 20% less autistic kids. So if that's not the case, and yet we're in the greatest technological time that we've ever been aware of, and people have more access to information now than ever before, why is it moving in that direction? And maybe that is a natural thing. Maybe all this transgender shit where everybody's like oh my god like I am so sick here and there's boys and there's girls and that's it. Maybe when you find out about plastics and the things that's happening to the human body because it's fucking with

our endocrine system and it's shrinking people's genitals and shrinking people's taints and lowering testosterone levels and causing more miscarriages. If you were watching this play out, if you were not connected to us and if you were like from another planet and you're like, what is this thing doing? Oh, so this is a very complicated animal. And this animal gets involved in various plastics and metals. And it has a symbiotic relationship with plastics and metals, where the plastics and metals, it gives them cars and handbags and television sets, but it also robs them of their primal essence and slowly turns them into these genderless, weird creatures that can only survive by replicating through their DNA.

Dude, well said, bro. Because if you were looking at it from somewhere else and you were looking at, well, what are we addicted to? We're addicted to electronics, and we're addicted to plastic. We use plastic for everything. And we're willing to sacrifice something for it. Dude, I was reading this whole thing about petroleum

in the healthcare industry, and like health and wellness, and like oils and shit, like how much petroleum is used and all this, it's everywhere. It's just everywhere. It's bizarrely everywhere. Petroleum is? Petroleum is used and all this it's everywhere. It's just everywhere. It's bizarrely everywhere petroleum is petroleum is yeah, so you got oil and you've got Plastics and you've got all of these weird funky phthalates and chemicals and Pesticides and herbicides and we're all aware of it. Like this is really a problem. This is really a problem

It's all of your food like this could be a problem was everyone's on fucking Monsanto. I can nobody can sleep anymore And everyone's like well, we'll certainly get to the bottom of that once we make it safer for queer kids And then it's slowly we're going to get to a point of no return or our genetics are fucked by our environmental pollutants Which have only existed over the last couple hundred years So our genetics get fucked by these environmental pollutants and they're like giant changes in human testosterone levels just from the 1970s Giant change. Oh, yeah, dude So I think if you're on that path and you're you're clearly on that path, we are as a human race, we're clearly on that path. Fast. And we're also at the same time

on the path of artificial intelligence. It's like, how much time do we really have? How much time do we really have here? What if this though, what if a trans kid, how many trans people are there? They're all trans now everybody right? What a whole country is trans what if this I think they've backed off a lot of a lot of people have Decided that they really didn't want to do it anymore. Yeah

There's quite a few and they get people get mad Oh, which is really wild when they when they um people get mad at them for changing their mind Have you interviewed anybody that has gone down the surgery path and didn't did and didn't want to have the surgery have you ever talked to somebody like that no just curious what that whole what that world is like it's everybody's got their own weird thing with that because it's a weird thing like you're you don't like your sexual organs you're born with you identify with another gender or at least you think you do, at least you identify with what they like more than what the boys like,

you're probably just gay. And that's one of the things that they've studied is when they leave transgender, or supposedly transgender youths, and they don't do anything, they eventually become gay men. It's a big, big percentage of them. Yeah. Does that mean they're all like that and some people don't genuinely have true gender dysphoria?

No, that's always been a thing too. And being gay used to seem like if you were just gay, that was everything. It was like, but I guess- It was everything? It was like gay didn't, it was like, oh, if you were trans or any,

now it's LGBTQI right? And I'm not there's also yeah, there's intersects plus two plus right what is plus? Which one was plus? I don't know I know two is two spirit. Which is my favorite really? I know I'm gonna need they took the kooky two spirit people in the Native Americans I know two spirit is like a very specific like let's Google it two spirit is like a very specific like let's Google it two spirit is like you think you like Fox can or some shit like that oh yeah well they I this is where I found out that I might be fucking up what two spirit is but this is where I found out about this stuff

because my a buddy of mine who lives in Utah, his wife worked at a public school. And he told me that she told him that they were having a meeting because one of the parents had proposed putting a litter box in the bathroom because their kid thinks it's a cat. Oh, that's crazy. And he told me that I talked about it on podcasts and people started saying that that was transphobic And this is a transphobic lie and I was like whoa So it wasn't a real story. I mean dude, but we'll host first of all, what does that do with transgender? What does that have to do with that? You're talking about someone who thinks they're a cat

Oh, how is that transphobic? Yeah, and then I realized like oh, there's a lot of things connected in this one group that are not the same thing. They're just trying to lump in every idea. Say if you only have the electoral college, you get a couple points in this state, but if you win 10 fucking states, you got a big coalition you can get in the White House.

So it's like, if you can't just transgender people on their own, too many people are like, no, you can't go into the women's room. Get out of here. But then you add them to the gays. Oh, I see. Add them to the queers, which is like, what does that mean? You know? And then if you're, you're more of a buffet of folks. Are you in? Okay. Two-spirit people, maybe straight, gay, bisexual, asexual or queer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. They're the people that asexual or queer. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah exactly They're the people that want to pretend the most I'm everything. I'm a boy I don't want to play the shell game. I'm you're a fucking

Narcissist probably you're probably a loon or maybe you really have this two-spirit thing I don't know, but there's a variety of things that are true at the same time You know you're gonna have people that are kooky And you're also gonna have people that are kooky, and you're also going to have people that unfortunately really do wish they were born a girl. Yeah. Both those things are real. But the thing about us as a species, if you're looking at these drops that are all clearly established markers in terms of testosterone levels, miscarriages, men who are incapable of having children,

low sperm counts, smaller testicles and penises. It's like we're moving in a direction of looking like those fucking aliens. Well, that's what I've said this few years. If you look at an alien, their head is big, because that's the only thing that's going still, and their body is this useless sort of fucking Christmas ornamently spindly

genderless thing yeah genderless like no tits that stuff under a weighted blanket You want to stop an alien throw one weighted blanket on that bad boy? I bet they don't interact with things well of course they don't because everything happens in their head It's all built in at that point. Why do you even need if you can just blink and come or whatever? Yeah, you know you fucking blink again and you have a mortgage and then you fucking cough and your fucking parents are deceased It's just like there's no non Non-aware language you you speak every language, you know every fact about everything on earth at any given moment. It's all in your head.

There's no questions. There's no dick. You have no mouth. You can't even enjoy food. You have no mouth. Yeah, dude. Well, if I got a dick and you got a mouth, dude, food's second. It's party.

I'm catching a BJ. I don't know. I'm a fucking alien. Imagine getting ahead from an alien. Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and you have an alien in your head. Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and you have an alien in your head. Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and you have an alien in your head. Imagine you wake up in the middle of the night and you have an alien in your head. Imagine you wake up in the know fucking alien imagine getting ahead from an alien Imagine you wake up in the middle of night like you having a crazy sex dream And you're like oh my god like you're getting like you ever have a dream. We're having sex Yeah, you think in the dream. You're actually having sex. Oh, dude feels real guys come in their pants

Oh, I had a dream. I was on an airplane one time dude. I was flying to Philadelphia, right? And I had a dream that I was doing oral sex, right? Yeah, and uh And I was just kind of like that in the air and this old dude fucking shook me. He's like get it together Well, I was on the plane. It was just you to get it together. We yeah was eating air pussy At that point it's okay if you open your eyes and an alien was blowing I bet it's like you'll trapped you're paralyzed the alien is just sucking your dick looking you in the eyes big insect eyes just imagine no the fuck's on my king that's a real harm could you imagine you're paralyzed an alien is sucking your dead? What sound does it make? I bet it makes a sound like a larpy They do over exaggerate they give you like a characterized

noise But they're not even moving it's just a feeling and making the noise or it also has that light You know like whatever you make a xerox copy of something in that fucking like What that dude what it was I seen the other day they're having gay Animals now is that They were having game. What are you saying if you pull that up Jimmy if you see anything of it or that animal request is that well I'm just saying if you see um bro animals fuck couches they fuck your leg okay you have a dog well some dogs will grab a hold your leg they know your leg isn't a

female dog they don't care they grab a hold your leg does that mean he's gay? No means he's crazy horny But no, I was seeing something where they were trying to have a hot it's like a upscale meat or beef that comes from a gay Why this one hold on this? Why is this ignoring all the gay animals go down to that? The great lesson study this is this is like those that James Lindsay Helen Pluckrose Peter Boghossian thing. What does it say? Can I read the headline? Why are scientists ignoring all the gay animals? Imagine like you're a scientist and you're trying to figure out how old the universe is and that that's the complaint you read first thing in the morning and you're trying to figure out how old the universe is and that that's the complaint you read first thing

In the morning, and you're like hey, hey, hey, hey There's other shit to worry about You telling me this otter ain't a homosexual I'm trying to figure out how old the fucking universe is that's why there's not a lot of federal funding for gay animals Oh there is now I have to get funding for this stuff. I'm sure we spent a bill on it, dude. Yo, that was another thing that was crazy about the Harris campaign was when you found out

that they can pay activist groups, they give donations to activist groups, like large sums of money. To activist groups? Like what? So that these people will endorse them. Oh, I see. There's an accusation that she gave, uh, what's that dude's name?

Who's on MSNBC? The old dude? Don Leonard? No, no, no, no, no. Don Leonard, you combined two names. Don Lemon and Sugar Ray Leonard. Don Lemon. Yeah, yeah Leonard Don Lemon did yeah hey bro Al Sharpton Don's got a little more sugar than Ray Leonard I think no judgment dude but I'll tell you this maple syrup gay animal bro gay animal meat is gonna be the new thing you telling me you're at a restaurant right right the man a gay lamb okay you can have this lamb $70 this shank or you could

have this sweet little lamb shank for 90 bucks yeah the best of both worlds so it's got the firmness of male yeah well so that sweet tenderness of female yeah it's also been basted from the inside. You know, I think You tell me I'm gonna get a gay steak dude for an extra 20 bucks You're not sure if you're lbgd friendly you want to support the gay steak market. You have to yeah That's like they say no and encouraging straight cows to fuck each other More money in gay state. Yeah They want that, because they realize there's more money in gay stakes. Yeah. You're like, I'll take a steak.

You're like, is he gay? Like, he's a fucking better big buddy. Like, listen, in the attention market that is social media, there has to be a few people out there that are pretending to be gay that aren't. Like, here's a good example. Oh, for sure. Here's a good example. There were a bunch of girls and people got mad at them Because they're hot female only fans girls and they started putting fake dicks in their in their pants. Okay and

Pretending that they're trans because I was getting them a lot more views So apparently the way to get a lot of views is to be a really hot trans person Like really hot trans people are in right now. Like really hot like a girl, like a super hot girl with a hog on ya. With this. Big ol' hog on ya. So people got mad and started saying

that my identity is not your costume. Like the actual trans people. Like cultural appropriation kinda. Yeah, but like, hey! Right. Are you doing that Right are you doing that? Are you doing that you have a dick and you're saying you're a girl and then these girls who don't have a dick are putting A dick on and you're saying you can't do that. Oh, so they're all this is crazy Yeah, it's like we're caught in a blender dude first

It's very short-sighted because you should be pro trans even if it's fake trans right If that would make more people into trans people, it'd be better for everybody right no matter what now are some people It's a famine thinking are there really some people Are people born with wiener and breast? Is that a real thing? I have not heard of that But I know that some guys do have problems with their breasts. Like there's a thing when guys take steroids, they develop something called gynomastica,

and gynomastica is an enlargement of the breast tissue. I know guys who have had to get their nipples cut open, and they have to get that removed and then sewn back together again. It's like a serious operation. But so are some people- That's breast tissue because they take so much testosterone That their body starts producing extra estrogen. Okay, and then they get titties as a side effect Yeah, I don't I hope I'm not fucking that up. That's what I've been told

I'm pretty sure that's how it goes But the point is that's the only time I've ever heard of like with a dick and tip But some people are born with both genitals, right? Yes That's a little different right? That's pretty rare. That's called a hermaphrodite or now I think they call them intersex now people always trying to come up with new names. Oh, yeah So that's it these growing up tits Normal breast tissue hormone imbalance causes swelling first of all is some sweet titties Yeah, first batch I ever saw around my buddy shot out to him

I'll tell you what if I could just crop out that right to it. I could I could rub one right to ice a little Please you go back to his it's his left. Mm-hmm He gets his left. It's like no no no I don't want to see those the technical the actual one So if you just cropped in his left his left that one yeah, just crop in that remove all side of hair Look at that little milk pork Hot athletic girls boo. Oh damn, but that's a fucking little nerve brain. I really need to don't do that But I'm telling you this you telling me this if you don't you need to, don't do that. That's a lot, dude. But I'm telling you this, you telling me this, if you don't, you make a steak out of that man,

you're not gonna pay an extra 30 bucks? And then the problem would be, they would start. Only fans, models with the bulge. Oh, see? Oh. That's it, so they're doing it. A lot of people, but what if, do you think though, this is what I wonder sometimes,

do you think that science has us headed so we were all, that everyone is gonna be trans at what, like it's all merging? Yeah, I think we're gonna be genderless, really. Go to that article again, I wanna see what they were saying. What would they say? They said it was only two of them, I don't know how, it could have spread since like,

Not on my Instagram feed. Since September, so. This is gangable. They might have started a trend. They're all over the place. OnlyFans models, can I just read that? September so gang they might have started a trend they're all over the place only fans models Can I just read it only fans models are targeted by online? LGBTQ mob after posing an underwear with fake bulges. That's so crazy

That's so great. That's so hypocritical. I Wonder dude, I heard jelly rolls got that thing on him. I heard he's got a real I bet it does Look at that. Just two boys being silly alongside a trans flag How can you get mad? How can you get mad? Got that donkey you you can't get mad because that violates like you're saying that your Standards are more important than them doing this thing to get attention. That your standards of what's real is not real. Like, no, no, no, no, no. It doesn't work that way.

Like, because the only way, because then it's only your standards. Because if you want that kind of a strict control of the way people view things, you're going to allow people to turn that on you. And there's going to be way more people that have a hard time with you Saying that you're a woman when you have a dick Then there's gonna be for a bunch of girls who just want to take pictures where they have fake bulges Yeah, that doesn't make You're just being a control freak like you know you can't have no fake trans people But only real trans people, but don't let anybody right it's like you can't who decides what's real what's not real right it's almost the same with like a lot of cultural appropriations but at

a certain point it just gets ridiculous it's like you can you know did you see that one dude who faked it for like six months fake being black? no you can't do that anymore I'm not doing it no he faked being a woman you know that dude he was on like one of those reality shows and he had all the tattoos. He was like a good looking guy, which is why I was crazy. And he said he was transitioning and he was just a troll. He did it for like six months.

No, you're just meeting chicks? No, just like making videos online where people would get mad at him. But he kept it up forever. That dude explaining Josh Cedar's trans hoax, alleged fake death, and why Monica Beverly Hills is involved. I don't know who Monica Beverly Hills is. Me neither. So this guy, it was very smart. It said he's been undergoing a crash out of most epic, out of the most epic proportions and somehow RuPaul's Dragways

doll Monica Beverly Hills is involved is this like a far left-wing blog because the way they're writing this is like okay well that makes sense damn is like what is it first of all it's called them dot us yeah I was like what is the I don't understand what the tone of this article is so go back to it now So he's pretending to be trans Joe yes, okay for a long time Okay here goes scroll up a little bit so here goes the former reality TV star has gone viral on social media for the worst reasons. That's definitely not the worst reason Yeah

Allegedly faking his own death and claiming it was a hack as well as pretending to be trans and posting photos of himself in feminine clothes is an experimental mockery of trans people that he claims is exposing the woke mind virus. But that's not the worst reason. The worst reason is like you killed a bunch of folks. The worst reason is you lit a school on fire. That's the worst reasons like that's not the worst reasons for going vile because why did he pretend to be trans he came out as a trans woman he gave interviews with public like page six but are there people that aren't um came out of transmitting me okay so this guy just pretended to be trans for a long time a long time he was making a mockery of them he said five months so he did it

for five months so what did he did it for five months. So in October five months later, he said that he was actually, it was all a social experiment on an episode of the conservative podcast Primetime with Alex Stein. Sider said the purpose was to expose how gullible and delusional the left is. What I did is I faked being a faker, he said. I pretended to be a pretender. But yeah, well that's, the thing is like people don't want to admit that he's correct because it makes you insensitive but what he's saying is like logical.

Right. It's logical. And so what if people are actually trans? Are some people actually trans? You would have to ask them. Okay. Therein lies the problem. I see. I think there are people that are not though

There's people that are perverts for sure and pretend to be trans so they can go to women's rooms for sure oh yeah Yeah, for sure I'm not accusing all of them I'm just saying it's I've seen it there's you're going to have that if you have this thing this loophole It's new thing when I was a kid if a guy with a beard and a dress tried to go into the women's room men would Go in there and beat the fuck out of them. Yeah, they wouldn't let that happen It's that they would say oh that guy's a pervert and if a woman went into the men's room We tell her to bring a couple of her friends Still in a respectable way about or you would guard the door while they were urinating

That was another thing if a woman said I really need to urinate in here, you know Yeah, well no one would care the added thing is he a post apparent maybe had a relationship with this Monica Beverly Hills person Oh is Monica Beverly Hills a gay guy it's a contestant from drag race oh like tried to out them I guess and then I guess there might be evidence so that's they're saying that he might have done this all in retaliation for this. See, that's what happens a lot of times is people will. I don't know, that's why I just read that.

Well listen, for whatever, maybe the guy's gay and he pretended to be a woman, he's not a woman. All right, so maybe he had a gay relationship with a drag queen, or maybe it's not even a gay relationship if it's a drag queen, I don't remember anymore. I don't know what the new's a drag queen I don't remember anymore. I don't know what the new regulations are all I'm All I'm saying is if you want to be a person who is open-minded and who's compassionate and who? Wants to let people live and let live you can't get mad at these girls putting rubber dicks in their pants Yeah, it's too well. It's like somebody dressing up for someone for Halloween, I feel like, right?

A little bit. But you could say that's what they're doing, though. I see what you're saying. So you're saying you're making your own Halloween. So you can't be upset if we make a Halloween. You can say you're a girl. You can say you're a girl. And you can be a guy with a beard and long nails and say you're a girl.

But you can't make me go along with it. I see what you're saying. I'm not saying that long nails and say you're a girl, but you can't make me go along with it I see what you're saying. I'm not saying that you can't say you're a girl I'm not saying that you can't call yourself a new name But if we're in this weird aggressive situation And you want me to say you're a girl so you can go do girl things in the girls room and like You can't make me agree to that right that's where it gets crazy. Like, if you're not infringing on anybody else's space, like, there's a reason girls don't wanna be in a fucking bathroom with dudes.

And if it's like trans men in the men's room, men don't give a fuck because women aren't going in there to rape men. So that's the difference. There are women that think they're men, no one cares. If a woman who thinks she's a man wants to enter into men's sports, no one's going to stop her.

Right. Because it's all one direction, isn't it? Isn't it always men going to women's stuff? Well, for sports, for sure. Look, there have been women that have turned trans and competed against boys. That it definitely has happened. But the striking dominance that you see where trans men or trans trans women Biological men who identifies women compete against regular biological women in sports. Yeah, it's it's crazy You get people with like I

would listen on It's just it's a delusion. It's just a delusion You shouldn't let in if you want to have an all-trans league do that That's what we should do. I feel like it seems like there should be that so that then it's just a cheat code You can't just say you're a girl. You're not a girl. Let's do a DNA test. Let's do a chromosome test Oh look X Y your guy will DNA tell you the truth every single time Well that answer always ain't be the fucking chromosomes will okay, so's no look there's going to be a variable there's going to be a thing even with that right so if you have like male and female all male

and all female are not created equal there's a giant curve between like the most manly man and the most womanly man and then the most manly woman and the most womanly woman like there's this most manly woman, and the most womanly woman. Like there's this giant fucking curve that all it means to be a human being. I can't tell you where you are in that curve. I don't know what you are you, man. You be you.

I'll be me. I want you to be happy. But you can't pretend you're in that other group. Especially if you're the male, pretending you're a female and you wanna enter into like women's rooms. You can't do that you are the male pretending you're a female you want to enter into like women's rooms You can't do that because there's too much of a potential for that to be abused by creeps So what's the solution? I don't know what the solution is I don't know you know individual bathrooms

What about that family restroom that always has dude? I'll tell you this the worst thing is One with the diaper table. Yeah one special bathroom Australian diaper table in it or whatever you're like what is this you don't even you don't even have a diaper but you do have a hog and a dress yeah I'm just gonna use this one just not freaking anybody out like a jelly roll dude he's got that all gone him up yeah but he's I clearly identifying as a male oh yeah I know it's denying but if he wasn't and then he had that big old hog, keep him out of the women's room.

I'm just saying he's got that mistletoe on him, I heard you know. That's what I heard dude. I heard he's got that, you know that thing that cops throw out to get the car to stop if it's going real fast? Those nails on the strip. I'm just saying I heard he's got that rope on him boy. So whatever dude, stay black homie. That's what you Stay black

Oh my god, have you ever seen the video where speaking of Alex Jones where Joey Diaz and Alex Jones? Alex Jones is trying to calm Joey Diaz down and I'm next to him I'm just crying laughing and Joey's telling some story about who smuggled Smuggled weed through the airport under his nutsack And then like what kind of fucking security do we have here like See if you can find it because it's I am like literally crying laughing like I can't breathe. I'm fucking crying I haven't seen I'm trying to go what I show he's going off And this is you know Alex Jones of like the early 2000s No, I saw they got that new tariff in New York City. You see that nine bucks to drive into the city now

During congestion time so during so crazy. I think it's 5 a.m.. To just trying to ruin that city man Well, I just wonder what will that, like who does, obviously it hits, everything hits people that don't have money the hardest, right? You know when we were talking about how once people have power over you, once they have control over you, they never wanna let that go?

Oh, for sure. The East Coast is a great example of that, and one of the best examples is the tolls. The tolls were supposed to be created to pay for the city, to build the roads, right, build the bridges, but they paid for it a hundred times over. Once it's already been paid, now you're just stealing money from people because you can. Yeah. So then they just fill their coffers up, then fill their

bureaucracy, and fill their red tape to justify all this money coming in. It's all a scheme. This is Joey on the Alex Jones show 2010 Jackson they're just better at covering up what they do I don't know he was dancing and singing and next you know he's dying oxygen no not right a junkie that junkies a junkie's a junkie every day he doesn't wake up singing dance and then he has oxygen tanks at night. Something's not right there. And in my case, like old school, you're worth more dead than what you are alive. You understand me? And now they got a new record coming out.

He ain't in debt no more. He's doing a tour next year with the people from Vegas that jump up and down the Blue Band Group, whatever the hell that is. I mean, he's worth more now than he's ever been. I think Paul McCartney killed Michael Jackson. That's what I think. If it was up to me, me knowing what I know, I smoke another joint. I'll break it down I'll break it down cuz he bought the music from Paul McCartney

I didn't want to get it back to him and all of a sudden they put Paul McCartney in the Super Bowl They tried to build up the Beatles to get their thing going and also Michael Jackson I believe it goes it goes a lot longer. The best is the end though. He says stay black Just get to the very back Tommy listen to your bullshit congressman or your bullshit governor or even a bullshit president somebody who's running for president and he's hitting you With that same poor shit that they give you every four fucking years and you still vote for the fucking Momo Think about me saying the word fuck with that. I'm out of here. I got a smokers Momo Me saying the word fuck with that I'm out of here

I got a smoke a cigarette Very solid points don't do the don't know I know Joey you get it But this is the left the American public know that every four years they buy the same shit They've been buying a before years and the same people with their Harvard articulation And their Christians and they have a family and these are the same people that shove it up your fucking ass every year the one thing that you get about me is I'll say fuck but I will not fucking rob you if I need some I'll ask you like a man hey so go fuck yourself you come hold on hold on

one second take a joke take a shuttle Joey DS Facebook Twitter check yourself Check yourself before you wreck yourself big dicks in your ass Stay black cuz that's the most important Well, they we got to start getting more you're gonna when are you gonna start to see people just identify as black then you can't do that They won't let you do that. Yeah, but that's what they said about everything Yeah But that one's been a hard line for a while used to be able to do blackface Think about it so many people did blackface and movies Robert Downey jr. Did blackface in the early 2000s right? Blank Jimmy Kimmel did look at that movie soul man remember the guy pretended to be black to get like a college education Yeah, he did it a lot of people did it Lex Lex or Holt. I don't even think uh

He he looks I think that's his real skin color you do. Yeah, I think that is okay. That's a rumor the point is That is it's going the other direction. It's not going the direction of like the Rachel Dolls house. I think you're gonna have a real surge coming up. Well, there are people that have tried it. The problem is now with 23andMe, it's real hard to pull off. Mike Perry. He's got like 2%. You're gonna tell, hey, I ain't gonna tell him he ain't.

You know what I'm saying? That's for sure, dude. I ain't telling him, I ain't telling him. Mike Perry is a zebra if he wants to be But I'm not in can you bring our people that are trying to be black and see um Like by texturizing their scan there's new things Joe Well, I definitely think that people are taking pills. I've heard of that. Yeah darkening pills or whatever Yeah, there's some kind of medication that you could take. Maybe it's a peptide that darkens your skin I mean, it may be a peptide, but I've heard of it

It might even have some weird like melanin name like melanol on a line or so. Yeah, I Don't remember though, but I do remember seeing it on an internet article We're you know, there's like how far people going to like look different? Oh, yeah shit that people are doing dark buddy Or whatever they're calling it And you just like take a couple pills of it. Oh, you're thinking to Justin Trudeau doing blackface, you know, you just retired He's retired. Yeah, that's crazy. Well, he had he's stepping down till they find they're gonna have to find a replacement, and then he leaves I liked him better when he was black that That was very brief I think but still

Bro people have hammered on that guy so much, but you see Lee so man He doesn't seem like he has like a communist any strength inside of him of his own No, no, no. And he almost seems like a character from a Charles Dickens novel. If you bring up his retirement speech from the other day. Yeah. Well, it's fake. It's fake.

It's all fake. He's like a fake progressive. The whole thing's fake. That's why he was an authoritarian, and he kept cracking down on people's rights. They all really saw it during that trucker protest because that's when it was really in front of everybody's face where he couldn't ignore it here's this guy who is trying to he's freezing bank accounts from the people that donated money to the truckers he is now yeah I don't want to listen but he very much has a character from a Charles Dickens novel doesn't he it's it's because it's performative

Look like I though look if you go to see a movie about Charles Dickens Here's one thing when you ever go to see like an old-timey movie everyone talks in a more elegant and sophisticated manner Yeah, there's there's a difference to the way people talked in those like Dickens. I've got rubella dad Yeah, Tommy has rubella. You know why cuz it's fake Right like that's how people used to make movies back. Did people really talk like that? No, no people talk the way they talk No, it's just people were just not you well They talked and they had different vernacular then than they do now, but people when you're performing something Performing something was new You have to think about this than they do now, but people, when you're performing something, performing something

was new. You have to think about this. If you go back and watch movies, like one of the things that's great about the fact that we produce so much content is that what it's done, the entire bank of all the content that people created since the beginning of television being started to the rock and roll boom of the 1960s, to the internet, to all these things, you can see the way people communicate evolves and changes. And if you go back to the earliest representations of broadcast media in the country, everyone talks in a way that's not natural. James J. Brodick like that.

Here we are. Yep. ABC News World Report. Hitler has moved into, you know, it's like, there's a way that they talk back then. And then there's, if you go watch those movies, they talked fake in the movies. Wow.

Like Marlon Brando was the first guy to not talk fake. And everyone's like, what is this guy doing? It's revolutionary. He seems like he's a real guy. No one even knew how to do that until Brando came along and did it. And so then movies became, and then you get a guy like a Daniel Day Lewis.

Yeah. Where does he come from? Well, he comes from this entire evolutionary tree of people figuring out what's the best way to pretend publicly and the way that they would do it in the Charles Dickens movies was a primitive way it's like when you're watching Albert is sick dad Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer was on the other day was it was like Christmas around the house oh yeah

the old one the claymation way yeah, oh there the snow is moving around Rudolph snowman Yeah, it's goofy as fuck Santa looks goofy as fuck. It's terrible the way Santa I seem so fake, but that was the standard. It's like six million dollar man was a good show Okay, it was a good show right that was the standard the standard was terrible like we had a terrible standard for communication Oh that standards changed over time It's changed. So the people that are still doing it that way. It's Glaringly obvious right so what Justin Trudeau is doing he's doing like a Fuckin strip club DJ voice. Yeah, hey, you know he's like Lexus to the main stage

Good evening, Manitoba. You don't know who that guy is you're not getting any of him. That is a mask Yeah, you're not getting any of him. Well. He wants that tragically hit concert is that the band tragically hit or whatever, huh? Tragically hip yeah, he went to that concert in war jean jacket Everybody thought he was like a vibe, and I think that's how he won that election or whatever. Wow. That's hilarious. He's good looking, he's tall, and he's charismatic. He's figured out a way to bullshit. In the beginning, before he had any power, it worked. Yeah. Because he sounded like a sensible guy. But people get revealed when they face pressure. And when he faced pressure during that trucker thing, then he showed his true cards.

Do you think that they'll take Canada into be the 50s? First or second state whichever one it is I think I think we take Canada and then we go right into Mexico fucking go. Whoa Yeah, that's what I said. I tweeted that today you did See that we should let Mexico into I want to be fucking everybody keeps sneaking over. How about we just let him stay here? Yeah, just like how about we go into that? How about what I said? How about what he said it like instead of trying to like let all the bad stuff in how about we make this like? Totally locked down safe and then expand safety expand it

But you got to do it without stripping people their rights It's a lot. It's a lot. But also there's some problem. Poland doesn't let anybody in or out of their country. Is that right? They don't fuck around. Poland doesn't. They don't fuck around. And that's why, why don't some countries,

like, well I guess America is kind of this, it's kind of a halfway house of ideals over the years. It feels like, you know, it feels like, like I always thought there was this idea, this is an American, this is what we do, you know? It's kind of like how over the years. It feels like, you know, it feels like, like I always thought there was this like, yeah, idea of this is an American, this is what we do, you know, it's kind of like how you were brought up like with the Pledge of Allegiance civics class, all that type of stuff. Like this is what it means, like Ford tough type vibes, you know, but then everything kind of changes over time. And now I feel like it's, we don't know what America is. And I think that's the part that seems super scary to people sometimes.

Well, that's the part that's easy to manipulate, right? So in this moment of chaos that we're talking about, I don't know what America is anymore, that's when you get all these fucking activist groups that are not real. That's when you get this discourse online. That's when you get people attacking. And you get real people that get caught up in it too. And they're getting you caught up in it as well because all these people, like people are super addicted to arguing with stuff online and I you know I see You like otherwise very reasonable people that are on Twitter 12 hours a day And I just don't understand what the fuck is wrong with you

Yeah, otherwise very reasonable successful people what why are you doing this yeah some people tweet all day Elon tweets all day all day It must be an addiction right at this point. I mean there's no way if it's real. Do you think it's really him doing it? Well that was the Andre Dittman thing. That was the thing the people were saying that this was a fake So was that proven that it wasn't him? I've been trying to track that down to have no idea what's I'd heard that it was proven that it wasn't him because this guy Who sounds like Elon was doing something while Elon was playing Diablo live They had him talk to what I think in a space right, but they were never taught They were definitely both making noise at the same time

But again like without seeing both this also never seen a picture of the other guy. I don't think that could be AI Right. You told me a guy like Elon couldn't like just for funsies Rig something like that. He's catching rockets with robot arms. You know, you don't think you can figure that out? You can figure that out. He could have the algorithms talk to each other. I think there's, you know, they can already translate your your language that you know, they can take whatever you're saying right now and your podcast and they can translate it to German They could translate to Spanish. They could translate to anything. Hmm, if they can do that

they could for sure have a Version of you that's quick enough with AI that it could respond like a person would yeah Which is it's all gonna get interesting because now there's there used to be places if you didn't like what was going on you could sail off to another place. But there's not that many of those places anymore. No, that's one of the reasons why we gotta protect America. We gotta protect freedom because if they can lock down on us, we are the last beacon of hope for the world. And I know that sounds ridiculous.

Oh, you guys are so ridiculous. So egocentrical. Look what's happening to Europe. Look at the chaos. Look at the chaos. Look at what's happening in terms of like how people are upset at their political parties. Look at what's happening with Palestine and Israel. Look what's happening with Ukraine and Russia. Did you see that fucking bomb that that went off today you want to see something nuts? That's real. You don't know if it's real

For real sent me in the middle night. Yeah Taking a shit. Oh, yeah, Jamie needs to know about this one. Oh Yeah, dude. I don't like shitting at night cuz I don't know I'll go back to sleep So while I'm sitting there my legs will fall asleep. You ever heard that happen to you, bub? Yes And then you try to get up. You're like, I'm stuck here shit island Yeah, your legs go numb and then you fall down and hurt yourself. He just imagine that's how you hurt yourself like slipping Your pants down by your ankles and your numb ass stupid legs

You bang your fucking head into the nightstand like And your wife's like is this Here's a protector you KO'd yourself in the toilet room Slamming your head off the fucking doorknob don't get a big circle in the middle your forehead for a month Doorknob don't get a big circle in the middle your forehead for a month Every time she looks at you. She thinks he with your stupid fucking bruise your pants down by your ankles half wiped ass Dude my mom used to always come we doze off on the shitter as children You know my mom would always come in there and rescue us or whatever you know hilarious pretty now

It must be more common because of phones oh yeah people are time a lot of crazy stuff right you know the Asians can't eat hot dogs anymore just saw that the other day as a general rule they're not allowing it North Korea we just looking up Jamie yeah you need to see this. I've already, how to shoot down. It's, I don't think that video is real. I'll just start there. You son of a bitch. But there's already a saying like, don't believe the hype from a 2023 Ukraine and the Kinzel missile. Don't believe the hypersonic hype. Well, I remember in the beginning of the war, there was a bunch of footage that turned out to just be be video games it was going everywhere because people can make money from

clicks right so that explosion is not real can I see that again well everything's just dangerous now um how do you know that's not real that when it comes up here that video of that bomb and that tree line that's to someone edited to that part Those two things aren't the same in what way just I'm just my history of looking at this stuff a lot so It's a lot of separation right there. Oh Line mm-hmm But if it's far enough away for the curvature of the earth,

wouldn't that... All right, in theory, it could be real, but this is the only video of this that exists. Right. And no one else is claiming that this is real anywhere else online. Right. What I'm seeing though is that that thing that you're looking at in the background is elevated, right? So that would indicate to me hills and valleys. So that means the bomb could be going off in the valley below that, and I don't know how far down that is. So if you're talking about an area,

this could be Utah, right? So if you're taking a photograph in certain- It looks like Utah, it's got a soccer field. Oh yeah, where is that? Do they play a lot of soccer? In Ukraine. Utah? Oh, Ukraine? They probably do play a lot of soccer in Ukraine, Utah? Oh, Ukraine They probably do right so see what I'm saying like that could be far enough over that hill

Where you get that effect of separation and still be natural it? The way that it even looks though It looks like someone's got a TV behind another thing and they're showing an explosion of a TV The way that that looks is not even right. It does look like a little exposed correctly if you right. It looks pulls away. It gets. Yeah, it looks grainier. And I don't know how you would be filming that to catch a hypersonic missile. It says it was a U.S. people reporter accidentally films it like, okay, really. And it's going pretty slow at that point, too. me see it again well, it's our it's perspective thing like it might look slower than it is because

You know it's covering a lot of distance It looks like Terminator 2 really that's kind of like It's hard to because like we're probably looking at cell phone footage and cell phone footage is still not that good So bizarre they keep making it better and better but- And it gets worse and worse, the photos do. First of all, like drones, I have not seen one good cell phone drone video. So all that argument about like if UFOs are real, where are the fucking videos, everyone's got a phone.

Those arguments are now out the window because we know the drones are real, right? So we don't- Sorry, here's the result for that Kinzel missile thing like It just starts talking about it. Oh the type of missile that they're saying that that was that was a real video It's in there would be everywhere. Yeah, it would be everywhere What do you mean there would be a bunch more results saying like look at this crazy video of this missile going off? Oh, I see I see not so that's only there's only one video And there's no other reports of that that bomb going off like that. I'd also like to look at the account that posted it and

start looking at some of the other shit they posted. It's a little... What is... Oh it's a shit poster. What was that one though that did blow up? Was it in Iran or in Syria recently where they hit some ammo depot the Israelis did and it looked crazy and that was a real one Well, yeah, you remember that one was it I think you're right. I think you're right. That's how I'm making Oh, so scary you watching the the amount of explosion when it hits you like Check this out. Oh, this is a different one, but this is another one. That's crazy This is an ammunition depot building that blows up, but watch this you're lying Bro, how fucking scary that so play that back again. That's real mm-hmm watch this

Yeah, that's what it looks like when one of them things blows up. Yeah, that's crazy Could a kevlar thing help you from that a kevlar? No no no no no everyone's getting smushed Especially if you're close the buildings are getting eliminated, and what can you hide behind like what type of thing would you do there? There's nothing you're not gonna do anything you're gonna get vaporized, but yet So it's only about how much distance you are from that blast here's one too Yeah, this is the one that aerial is Syria That's right. The Syrian army one check this out. See if you can do it from the beginning It's fucking bananas. Dude watch this look at this

This just happened a couple weeks ago, maybe three weeks ago it says Fuck look at that and that was in Syria. What did they do wrong? We just frayed that was so funny Oh, yeah, I don't know um if you really want to pay attention you have to go down multiple rabbit holes, okay? But you know Assad was just removed as the dictator of Syria, okay. What's that Jamie? I thought you did. He did get removed right? And is he dead or is he because there was reports that he was in a plane the plane was shot out of the sky. But then there was reports that he landed in Russia. So I don't even know what's true. Did he get a shot out of the sky or was that

that was like a story that was in the news. I do remember hearing that. And it's not saying he's dead when I Google his name. Are the stories still up that says his plane got shot out of the sky? Cause I remember there were stories that said his plane got shot out of the sky. And then there was some Twitter story saying that he was,

that he landed in Russia. I was like, what is going on with this? But they wanted a regime change and they got it. How hard was it for him to get? I don't know. That's the problem. If you wanna go down this rabbit hole and have a conversation with Dave Smith about it.

He knows? Yeah. Okay. He'll take you down a rabbit hole. He's an interesting guy, huh? He knows a lot. He's very smart, huh? Very, very smart. He knows a lot. He knows a lot interesting guy huh? He knows a lot. He's very smart huh? Very very smart. He knows a lot. He knows a lot and he like legitimately knows a lot.

He's not bullshitting about what he knows. Yeah. And that's why he gets these these guys they get cocky and they want to have like Chris Cuomo want to have a debate with him and he just trounces him. He knows what he's talking about. And he's not lying right? The difference between a guy like, like any of these CNN type media darling types who pushed the fucking COVID narrative and push every mainstream narrative, those guys, that's a very specific kind of mindset.

It's a bullshitter's mindset. And those guys all melt in front of actual conversations with people like Dave Smith who know what they're talking about and are not ideologically captured. Because there's certain things you just can't argue. You can't argue that it's a good idea to do certain things. And if you have not made that conclusion in your mind, you're still thinking like you're employed at CNN, you're never going to beat a guy like Dave Smith in a conversation. Because he's not gonna argue with you if you're right. If you're right, he's gonna agree with

you. These people that are, they're doing a totally different thing. Reuters reports, Assad may have died in plane crash, later removes report. Well, they got the call. He escaped escaped I guess but well yeah so their regime is gone and down and he I've seen no more updates other than this that I don't know where he is. Do you believe that we still can get real news information Joe? Not from me. Speaking of which I have to correct something because there was a conversation that I had with Gianannis Papas and Christa Stefano. We were talking about John Jones. I had heard a rumor that John Jones wanted $30 million to fight Tom Aspinall.

And I did hear that rumor. And I did hear that the UFC said yes, but it is not true. So Dana contacted me and said that rumor is bullshit. So I felt obligated to tell everybody that was a fake rumor. I don't even remember who, cause we did that podcast, unfortunately, we did that podcast two weeks ago. I don't remember who told me that.

What do you think the amount is that John Jones would fight him for, or do you think it's an amount? Well, apparently John is thinking about retiring. And he should, I mean, he's going to have to someday. I'm not saying he should retire, I'm saying he should think about it, give the man all the time he wants. He can fight going to have to someday. He should. I'm not saying he should retire. I'm saying he should think about it. Give the man all the time he wants.

He can fight whenever he wants to fight. That's John Jones. He's the goat. So leave him alone. If he decides one day to come back and he comes back and he wants to fight Tom Aspinall for the heavyweight title. The question is like, how long are you allowed to hold on to the title before they start having that conversation now?

He just knocked out steep a me o chitch. So give the man's months give the man five or six months Just leave him the fuck alone But at a certain point time you have to decide who the heavyweight champion is and if Tom is the interim heavyweight Champion and John decides he doesn't want to fight anymore He could do that and he could do that also and then come back in a year and fight For the title he could do that. Yeah, you do whatever he wants, but he might decide you know what? Had an unbelievable career never lost Except the disqualification lost to a rule that has since been reversed

He's the goat he retires. He's got plenty of money. He's got an opportunity to do some acting. Yeah. He's an interesting character to me because he seems like them, he seems unique kind of. Oh, he's very unique, yeah. Like he seems hard to pinpoint kind of. Does that make any sense or no? No, but that doesn't ever stop me

from conversations with you. Thanks, dude. Yeah, thanks. I don't require from conversations with you. Thanks, dude Require you to make sense Boring Listen, you know, I really love you. I love talking to you, but you gotta make sense imagine that would ruin our whole relationship That would be the most ridiculous requirement, you know what Joe said to me people go what? That is so fucked up. Why would he say that?

God give me one of those gay steaks Bucks more Goddamners comes out. They fucking tell me queer shoulders nine dollars more per pound. They serve it in a high-heeled shoe The way to taste it out of the shoe plates it The way to just kind of Sit on your tongue. Yeah, I call it a juicy Santana the But they're gonna they're gonna start it's gonna start happening. They're gonna start getting these LGBTQ meats They're gonna start getting with the D. You put a D in there They keep putting other stuff so new ones

Yeah, they always add ones but the one that pisses me off the most they add the a that's asexual. Hey stay out of it This is not you. Why are you in there? It's like the electoral college thing that I was talking about. Right. As they gathered up this gang of like fucking Springfield, Ohio. Come on in! Come on in! We can use your vote! And they just pile it all on. Do you think it's a good idea to get rid of the electoral college?

Do you think it should be one person, one vote? Yeah, I kind of do because I think it just there's no way that it's like a skew at all then, you know? I feel like it's one person, one vote. That's it. Right. You know, I just worry about still like how many extra votes they had the one time, you know, if that was ever figured out or not. Nobody figured it out. Which seems crazy, but... There's theories. I just wonder, once our voting gets compromised, it's a wrap.

There's theories, but the theories suck. The number's too big. To me, 15 million's too many people. You look at the, like, the graph of how many people voted, you know, for 2012, 2016, and then there's 2020. It's bananas. People showed up.

And then there's 24. It goes back to normal again. And 24 is probably the most consequential election of our lifetime, where people felt more nervous. Like if these motherfuckers get in charge one more time, like we could get like literally invaded by terrorists. We could lose all of our rights to say things on the internet. I mean they were talking about cracking down on hate speech online. Like the free speech is not hate speech. That

Tim Walz guy was actually saying that. Hate speech. Free speech does not include hate speech. What are you, By whose fucking definition? Yours? A guy who thinks tampons should be in the boys' room? When Trump started calling him Tampon Tim, that was one of all his names. That's my all-time favorite. It didn't get used that much because he only had it for a couple of months because the guy went away as soon as the election was over. But Tampon Tim is the best. Yeah, I think I'm amazed how quickly after the election,

everything just felt like, dude, people in New York are. He was talking about it, said people in New York, even though they didn't win like their guy didn't win, they're happy they didn't win. There's like a marked feeling of relaxation, like because people in New York are realizing your fucking city is under attack. And now it's 18 bucks to drive in and out of it. It's nine dollars. It's under attack.

And I don't mean like invaders. There's that too. But there's also, your rights are under attack. You're being propagandized. You're getting your finances drained. They're sucking money out of you and not providing you good service. You have terrible leadership. You have corrupt leadership. You know, they saw Bill de Blasio and I think they thought it was going to be

better with Eric Adams and this Kathy Holchel ladies out of her fucking mind. Like you're watching these lunatics run that state and they're running it into the fucking ground and people have to wake up before the thing hits the rocks. Do you think we'll start to separate into different countries and states eventually? Like, or do you think new things like that will start to happen, or do you think we'll figure everything out? Well, we are different countries.

We're the United States of America, but we're like Europe, really. Like, New York is so much different than Idaho, you know? Iowa is so much different than Florida, you know I mean we all speak the same language But how much different is Miami to Portland? I mean they might as well be in another fucking country Yeah, you might you should have a passport to go to Miami. Yeah, you should check your papers You just went to Cancun son To go to Eastern Washington, too. Yeah

Yes, but it's like We're a bunch of different spots and that's one things that makes it cool is that you can move to a new spot But like you were saying earlier like you could move to a new spot for now like we moved we moved you moved to Nashville I moved to Texas we moved because we didn't like the spot. We're at we found a spot. It was like This is better like this is more relaxing. I feel better. But if you are under one universal control and that federal control controls all of the social issues, all of the contentious issues about whatever it is, whether it's second amendment, first amendment, abortion, immigration, whatever. If you have like central control, then you stifle the debate about what's

best for the population. Because when the people get into control, they enforce that, and then they penalize the people that don't agree with them. And they make it like real obvious that you step out of line they're gonna come get you and they're gonna arrest you just like they're doing in the UK while they're arresting people that are making Facebook post you bet you are fucking ass there's a lot of people that want to post things on Facebook and they don't yeah because they don't want to go to jail and that's not good it's that's not good that's the problem with centralized control yeah I

just saw a thing where they oh oh yeah, well, that seems like the scariest thing because it's like, well, how do you think that people here are like people there or that the beliefs here are like the beliefs there? That's why I wish we almost had like places where it's like, okay, if this is how you believe, then this is a place for you. Right. And if this is how you believe, then this is a place for you. Because I think if we have, you know, I don't think you have that many places you need, probably 10 or 11 places. Well, but then you get the problem of people coming into a place and deciding that they want to put their own beliefs on this place and change the place. That's where things get real weird. And you're seeing that with, you know, a lot of countries that are getting a lot of Islamic immigrants, and they want to enforce Sharia law law and they want to do it in their neighborhoods and do it in their communities.

What is that thing? Is this bullshit? Because there was some patrol group of Muslims in New York that were driving around in cars and they were dressed like cops. And I saw that I was like This is rage bait. Is this clickbait? Like what what is this? What is this? I'm saying this can't be real So it was these guys dressed up like cops that had cars that looked like cop cars. It says something about like Like could even a music video or something. It could be it could be a music video or something. It could be. It could be. Is it this? This is five years old. Muslim Community Patrols protecting U.S. mosques. So are they just security guards that are around mosques? Is that what it is? And people are blowing this up? Yeah. That's what it is. Okay.

I just saw two election count. The numbers are pretty similar from 2020 to 2024. Really? Now that they have everything. You have 155 million votes for this. Can we see it? The graph? Well, I didn't see it on the graph. See, but the thing was the graph was that there was 15 million extra votes. The graphs were made before the election. The counts were all done.

Right. But wouldn't that mean, oh, so now the numbers are high again? I mean, yeah, California didn't finish counting until like a week ago Trump was just talking about it that California hasn't finished counting yet, bro. How could you take so long to count? Here's the best part in every close race after prolonged counting for long periods of time Democrats won. Yeah, the ones over there after prolonged counting for long periods of time, Democrats won. Yeah. The ones that were there. What are the odds? The ones where you see like how many counties shifted red. That's the same thing. It's like people are getting fed up with it. They're getting tired. They're sick. They're sick of bullshit. So, hey, dude, we're going to do my podcast and we're

going to do your podcast. So this is what we're going to do. So we will right now, we'll stop, we'll take a piss, and then people that wanna follow this conversation go to Dio Von's podcast. And it'll be this from now up. Thank you, Joe, I appreciate it. Yeah, thanks for having me, man. We're gonna have fun tonight too. I'm excited.

Shane's coming down, we're coming to the club. Joe DeRosa's here. Oh, we gotta let Shane out of that sauna. No, he's out. Yeah, it's a door. He's a big boy. No, I'm excited to see him. It'll be fun. Thank you, bro. Thank you. All right. We'll be right back, folks, on Theo Show.