The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 195 - Anne Edmonds & Nick Cody

Episode Date: July 2, 2014

A Tribute To Karl, Poor Mr. Bean and The Dum Dum Bucks Party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey mates, welcome once again into the little dum-dum club for another week. My name is Tommy Dasolo. Thank you very much for joining us. Please. It's hard to know how to begin this week. Sorry. look it's hard to know it's hard to know how to begin this week um we you know we were talking last week carl uh went to thailand um we were making a lot of jokes about him uh potentially perishing on the plane on the way over or back jokes that now uh could be seen as you know inappropriate uh given what's happened.

And it's hard to know how to go on. But one thing I do remember from that episode is that Carl himself was quite insistent that I keep the podcast going in his absence. So, yeah, Carl tragically passed away in Thailand and now I'm just left here to... Oh, my goodness. Well, I can only assume that's... Tommy!

I'm just trying to hold an audio wake for my friend and... Tommy! The podcast is being haunted. i'm in the other side oh yeah it's it's so good over here join me now people people love funny voices and weird character bits on this podcast so i can only imagine people are loving this. You want me to join you? Tommy, I miss you so much. Oh, well. There's so many things I wanted to say while I was alive. Yeah, like what? Like, um, um, um.

Good to see that you're just as good as improv in the afterlife as you were when you were with us. They don't have any UCB workshops in heaven. I wanted to say, good day, dickheads. I've always wanted to say that. That's all you wanted to say. I never got to say it while I was on Earth, so I just wanted to say it now. Well, we have two guests here to help celebrate the life of Carl Chandler.

Two of his best friends that we've dragged in here at midnight on a Tuesday evening after the horrible news came through. First of all, I mean, it wouldn't be a celebration of Carl Chandler and this podcast without our first guest and one of our most frequent guests. It's Nick Cody. Yeah, hey, guys. Woo! I'm clapping from beyond the grave. Is this Casper's brother?

Chinler the cunty ghost. How are your ghost hands able to make that clapping sound? When you get here, you'll understand Tommy. And when's Dame Edna gonna fuck off and the ghost of Carl Chandler gonna appear?

Oh, thank you very much. Touch me on the poppadoms. Also joining us, someone who, you know, I don't think it's inappropriate to say this now that he's passed on, but had intercourse with Mr Chandler many, many times. Eight times. Had intercourse with Mr Chandler many, many times. Eight times. I've been watching her in the shower while I've been dead, Tommy.

While I've been dead. It's Anne Edmonds. While I've been dead. Yeah, I wasn't a creep when I was alive, but now I've gone into this other realm. No pants and a stalkie. The brakes are off. Here we go.

I've got a ghost boner right now, guys. How big is your ghost dick? Something I've always wanted to know. It goes into three other dimensions, Tommy. Worst character ever. I'm learning so much. I also don yeah, I also don't know how we... I can see other ghost dicks. Edda was a part of Studio A and she's saying that's the worst character ever.

We're in trouble. She remembers Gravy Boy. Oh, Ghost Car, I like that one a lot. Really struck. Do they get Studio A there in heaven? Are you in heaven or are you in hell? His ghost ball dropped. My character just died as well.

I wonder how long I should keep this up. Well, Nick, you guys have both been on roadshow in sort of more regional parts of the country. Did you learn any kind of, you know, you get into smaller parts. Did you learn any kind of, you know, you get into smaller parts. Did you learn any kind of spells or anything? Were there any weird types at the gig? Did you learn any kind of thing on the road that could maybe perhaps

bring the dead back to life? Just throwing it out as an idea. I think I'm in the dead world with that weird segue. That was pretty weird. Did we learn any spells? You haven't answered the question yet. I'm over here with Hitler and Winston Churchill. I think that's a fuck-sick way too.

No, we didn't meet any witches. No witch doctors came to the shows or anything? No, not a hive is. Witches wear hive is. Yeah, and Edmonds, who's gone overseas to study improv, just said, no, we didn't meet any witch doctors. So, boy, it wasn't a dead scenario before, but now it certainly is. To be fair, though, Eno and I are only in about 36 different towns and cities.

Such a small group of people. All right, well, over here I've got a mannequin that I've dressed up like Carl Chandler and I've made look exactly like him. Is anyone familiar with the concept from the movie Weird Science that maybe we could download a Carl Chandler program into this mannequin? Please, please do this so I can officially talk.

A few octaves lower. Okay, click, zap. I'm back. Yeah! I'm back. Oh. I'm back. Oh, man. What was it like being dead? Fuck, it was great.

It was really good. I look forward to it, to the real deal. I am officially back from – I've been like you guys. I've been on my travels. I've been in Thailand. I am officially back from Thailand for the third time in three years, so that's good. You love it there.

I do love it there. That's all right. Because I got, like, you know, I think- Hang on, let's do it very quickly. Third time in three years. Yeah. Third time in one calendar year. No.

Yeah. No. Third time in, oh. Yes. It is two. Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hang on.

What is that year? What is that one calendar year? One financial year. Yeah. Oh, wow. What does that year? Not one calendar year, one financial year. Yeah. Oh, wow. What does that even mean? Really close to. So from July 1st

to June 30th, July 1st last year to June 31st this year, June 30th, no June 31st. Welcome to Roadshow, me on the bus. What is that?

And you're coming to explain it. That is Edo. That is one thing I learned about Edo. You've got to walk her through life. Well, actually, that's a great pitch for a show. You and Ronnie Chang, because Ronnie Chang has all the information

about everything. No, a talk show with just you two as the two hosts interviewing each other. Who are you? Who are you? What's that? What are wheels? It's like 50 first dates with Edda. She's got a... Or memento. I just kept writing notes on her arm. The yellow thing in the sky, that's the sun.

Don't be freaked out by that. Ed Ento. The worst was when we were in WA somewhere and I said to everyone, don't you reckon the ocean's heaps higher here than in Victoria? And just silence. So I zoned out at the start of that, this was a gig in Atlantis? It just seems higher there. I'll stand by that.

I'll stand by that. Yeah, no, it is. Three times in one calendar year, sort of. I reckon 53 weeks, maybe. Yeah, okay. So four times in two years. Oh, that's way less sad. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's good. That's not sad. No, it is great. It's a celebration. We're in WA And you're in Thailand There's a good chance That you were around

More people from Perth Than we were Yeah Yeah There was Because my dad My mum and dad Had never been on a plane before

Oh hell is that Like just take off On a plane Yeah it was good Did you take the Aisle seat Dad you'll love the middle mate You'll fucking love it

No no no You've never been on a plane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Two armrests, mate. Get a monster. Middle's where it's at. You can just lie. Because I'd never been on a plane,

so everything had to be introduced to them and all that sort of stuff. And we were lucky enough, they kept getting, mum and dad kept getting the, like two on the wing. Yeah. And then I was on the aisle over the aisle.

I was on the end of the aisle. Oh, great. So it was actually quite good. I had my space from them and whatever. But yeah, it was good. So we were on the plane over the aisle. I was on the end of the aisle. Oh, great. So it was actually quite good. I had my space from them and whatever. But yeah, it was good. So we were on the plane and we left at midnight. So you fly all night. So it's just like I made them get sleeping pills and go, right, bring them.

I'll have one as well. All right, Dr. Kevorkian. Was this an assisted suicide trip? It's much easier if you die in Australia. So I don't know what their customs are like in Thailand. So if you can die now in Tullamarine, that'd be great. Are your parents at the bottom of some pond in Thailand in the back of a car that you've just put a cement block

on the accelerator and gone, Bye, mate! Yeah, I've seen what happens in Bali. They have to get shit together over there. I'll buy you flights to Thailand, but it's better for me if I just buy one way and top you over there. Because funerals over there are 30 baht.

Dodgy bootleg funerals where the corpses look all different. Yeah, it's over there. I want to say white radio funerals, but I'm not going to because that... I'm glad you didn't. Because it's midnight. You've said it.

I'm glad I died. We didn't bring Carl back to life for that kind of dross, thanks. Dross. Yeah, so they've never been in a plane. I'm on the different aisle to them and they've got sleeping pills. I got them to get me sleeping pills. I've never had a sleeping pill either. Oh, it's great. How was it? Edo's mad for it.

That's what I also learned about Edo. Her not knowing what's going on in life and being a big fan of Valium are two things that I have connected. I only just discovered it recently, Valium. I've never had drugs in my life because I'm mentally unstable. Once I had marijuana and I thought that cheese stick on the freeway was coming to get me. I thought I had a plan.

What do you mean? What a cheese stick. You mean those yellow blocks? On the Hume Highway? No, on the Tullamarine Freeway as you come into the city. The slanted yellow. I was at a party and I could see it and it was like, I'm going to get you, Edo.

It's a cool party looking out over the freeway, just watching the world go by. We're in the Fucking Flemington Housing Commission flats Yes And No

And then I had Valium Like only Geraldine Hickey gave it to me And Sure name your dealer on the air That's a good strategy But

I've never known Like it just Like I understand now Why people take drugs Like you go from Like having problems To not having problems

Within about five This episode is sponsored by drugs So I understand now why people take drugs. You go from having problems to not having problems. This episode is sponsored by drugs. And you go nine-nice. I've never done any kind of sleeping pill, even on a plane. Because apparently if you're on a long flight and it really knocks you out, I always think it's hard enough adjusting the time difference. I always think that's going to make it harder. Yeah. Because, you know, like waking up from a sleeping pill is like you're super woozy.

So I never bother with it. But I think next time I fly a long distance, I will. It's amazing. That was me. So I took them. And then each time from there and then back, my dad woke me up both times in the middle of my wooziness. He just went, hey, you might as well wake up.

And I woke up. I'm just out of it going, ooh. And I'm like, what are you waking me up for? And he's like, I just thought, hey, you might as well wake up. And I woke up, I'm just out of it going, ooh. And I'm like, what are you waking me up for? And he's like, I just thought you should be up. Like, all right. It's pretty good.

Yeah, well, he's never been on a plane before. He probably thinks, you don't sleep through this. This is the experience. Man, this is the thing. So he got sleeping pills and I said to him,

because, you know, you're spelling out everything because they've never been on a plane, let alone to a different country. So I specifically got these midnight flights so that we'd get into Thailand at like 8 in the morning or whatever it is. So I'm like, right. So instead of freaking out about the plane, you can just have a pill,

just sleep and just wake up in Thailand and it'll be fine. Drink a bottle of bourbon on the beach in Thailand with your pants off. It's fine. Guys are overreacting. So I'm like right so that's what we do so I just go immediately I just take a pill

and then go and then that's it and then I wake up in the morning and then like mum had been to sleep but dad was like no I said dad have you

been to sleep he's like oh nah well we've been flying for 8 hours what have you been doing he goes oh I said and he's got the TV on in the seat been flying for eight hours. What have you been doing? He goes, oh. I said, and he's got the TV on in the seat in front of him.

I said, oh, have you been looking at the movies? He's like, nah, I couldn't figure out how to use it. So what have you been doing for eight hours? He goes, oh, just watching the plane show. What do you mean the plane show? He goes, you know, that shows the plane. So he's been watching the map for eight hours. So did he take the pill and beat the pill? Yeah. plane. Yeah. So he'd be watching the map for eight hours. So did he take the pill and beat the pill?

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. He stayed awake. Yeah. Did he have one with his coffee and let it fight it out in his belly? See who wins? It's a callback to a Hall of Fame joke that I have.

I will say I've caught myself looking at the plane show. I love it. For disgusting amounts of time. Yeah. Where you go, just out of interest, I'll see where we're at on this. And you put it on and then all of a sudden it's like 30 minutes later and you're just going, go, you little fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But yeah, and you watch that thing and that's what he did. He sat up all night. He watched the plane show. He watched, saw the hours tick down, how far he's got to go until he gets there. Oh, yep. That's addictive he did. He sat up all night. He watched the plane show. He saw the hours tick down, how far he's got to go until he gets there. Oh, yep. That's addictive as well. The temperature. Fascinated by the temperature.

And then the last thing was he goes, I just want to stay up because, you know what? I've never heard an engine like it. So I was just listening to the engine all night. Oh, wow. It was so smooth. I went, I'm sure it was smooth. Was it eight hours worth of smooth? Like, was it that interesting for eight hours?

So that's all he did. And then he did the same on the way back. Just stayed up all night listening to the engine. You've got to get him an engine at home. You'll never be able to take him overseas again. Get him a little battery operated little mini one that sits on his desk. Get him a little electronic pencil sharpener.

That'll keep him going. I might just get him a clock. I think that fascinated him enough. That thing of having the outside temperature on there. Who gives a fuck? Why is that on there? That's interesting. Is it?

Yeah, exactly. But what do you care? But there's never any hot spots. Nah. It's cold all the way. But it's hot over the Pacific Ocean. There's one part where it's 42 degrees Celsius.

Nah. I drove my parents to the airport over the weekend because they're now in Thailand. Oh, what are they doing? They're on holiday. Where are they?

I have no idea. You don't know where they are? Exactly in Thailand. I don't know. Really? Why not? I'm not there. I don't care.

So you only know things when you are there? Yes. You don't know any other locations? That's actually pretty accurate, yeah. I'll just look at the receipts from the fake DVDs that they bring me back and go, oh, that's where they were. But my car on the dash has a thing of the outside temperature and on the drive to the airport, they pointed out the outdoor temperature at least 20 times.

Like it was just constant. They're going, look at that, still 10 degrees outside. It's pretty cold out there, isn't it? Just back and forth to each other. Again, it's like you don't even need to go overseas overseas i'll just fucking drive you around the block a few times yeah you can just look at stuff that's going on on the dashboard yeah read the outside temperature 107.5 that's pretty high up on the fm frequency isn't it well yeah this is it because you know you don't spend especially with my mom and dad they live like two and a half three hours away from me so i don't

spend a lot of time with them anymore and this this is like what part of this trip was for, just catching up with them and spending a lot of time with them. But it's like, oh, my dad is like full on Grandpa Simpson now. Like just full on, like not crazy, but just like old school stories. Just no matter what happens, you sit there. Like I've flown them to Thailand and all he would do was like tell stories about, oh, we went to Perth this one time and it was great I'm like who cares you're in Thailand now

I appreciate this I've just spent thousands of dollars and you're talking about when you drove through Hungry Jack's drive through or whatever who gives a shit they don't even have moose there so he goes he's telling a story where he goes he just kept telling a story where he goes,

he just kept telling all these bad stories, all these ridiculous stories where I just had to keep going. Man, just stop it. Like we're here for like, like it culminated. He started telling me a story about a pizza he ate in the 60s. Wow. Wow. I'm like, oh.

But what type of pizza? What was on it? Please tell me he was excited, as excited about a pizza restaurant in Thailand as you were. No. Not possible. That was the best. I found this great pizza joint. Where he goes to the movie channel.

It's good pizza. Yeah. He did, you know what, that was his highlight. I said to him at the end, I said, what was your favorite meal in Thailand? And one night we had pizza. The yummy pillow I ate on the plane over. No, pizza was his highlight of Thailand. Wow.

You are your father's son. No. And yeah, so it was a good trip. Apart from that, it was like, it was good to catch up with them. But yeah, every night was just like, they would go to the beach, they'd go to the pool and I wouldn't see them until like six o'clock and they'd just sit on the end of their bed at six o'clock. I'd become the parent. Yeah.

So at six o'clock, they'd get all dressed up and just wait on the edge of their bed for me to come and knock on the door, and then they'd just go, so where are we going for dinner? And then I'd just pick a place. Pizza Hut. Yeah. So that was, and the other thing about them was on the flight back... Yeah, on the flight back,

so I had to catch a plane from Koh Samui to Kuala Lumpur with them. And because it's like an hour flight, it was on a smaller plane, you don't have the TVs in the back of their chairs or anything anymore. You've just got... It's like an hour trip. Just the bliss of engine noise. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Awesome.

What else do you need? You've just got the TV, you know, the one TV that comes down. Oh, yeah. Old school. Yeah, old school. Oh, it's hard to look at that. Yeah, yeah. So you've, and you can't have anything good because it's got to be seen by everyone.

Yeah. So it comes up as Mr. Bean. So Mr. Bean comes on, right? And I'm sitting next, this is the one trip where I actually have to sit next to my mum. And so she's watching it, like, you know, she's never seen TV before. And she's watching it and giving me the commentary on it

the whole way. So I'm sitting there just going, oh, just trying to do anything else. So it's like, and I started to write down what she was saying because it was just fun. Oh, great. I've got it written fucked. Oh, great. There you go. I've got it written down.

You actually are watching Mr. Bean. It actually is Mr. Bean. Okay, right. I don't know who's having a worse time on holiday, Chandler's mum watching Mr. Bean on a plane and commentating on it, or Chandler with his laptop out while on holiday writing down what his mum's saying. No, I know. Mum was loving it. Mr. Bean was as good as the engine noise, as good as time. No, I know. Mum was loving it. Like, Mr Bean was as good

as the engine noise, as good as Ty Lane, as good as pizza. Like, it was great. So she's watching Mr Bean. There's like a scene where he's packing his suitcase. He's only got like this

little tiny suitcase so he's like packing it and there's not enough room for everything. Oh, sad, that one. Oh, is it? Shadow can't cope. She's making a...

Valium, now. He's trying to decide what goes in the suitcase I smoked a joint now, I think Mr Bean's coming to get me With his cheese stick And he's like packing the suitcase And then he's got like It's full and he's got two shoes to put in there And he just goes And puts one shoe in

And chucks the other shoe away And mum just leans over and goes, well, one shoe wouldn't be much use, would it? Like, yeah, you figured out how this works, haven't you? Your mum's like sort of the Garfield of Mr Bean. Like she's in the corner with that as a little speech bubble that Mr Bean can't hear. But it's what the audience is thinking.

Yeah, and then he goes, so it's such a small suitcase. He's like, oh, he's not saying any of this stuff, but he's clearly got to like make room to fit everything in there, right? So then he gets, he's got a full tube of toothpaste and then he goes, he thinks to himself, well, that can't fit in there. So he squeezes out like half, three quarters of the toothpaste and then has room to stick it in. So he does that and then mum leans over and goes,

that's what I call travelling light. Does your mum work for Australia's Funniest Home Videos? Yeah. Look out for that tree. You're wondering why she'd brought a little bicycle horn on her carrier? Is that the last of them? No, no, the last one is. The last one is, then there's one where Mr. Bean gets out of his car.

He's got that, like, crap car that he had. And then he goes over to buy something, and then a steamroller runs over his car. Oh, yeah. And that's, like, the last bit of the show. Yeah. Relatable. Yeah, it was like, apart from anything else, what a weird setup. He's just driving along, parks his car, and the steamroller runs over him.

Yeah, and the guy driving the steamroller going, well, fuck this. You parked in the wrong spot, buddy. No, that was at a fair as well. I don't want to point out all the plot holes in Mr Bean, but it didn't make a lot of sense. So he's eating a cupcake. The steamroller runs over his car, and my mum leans over and goes, poor Mr Bean. And then that's the end of the show, and the credits roll,

and then after 30 seconds of credits, she leans over again and goes, poor Mr Bean. I like that, but I think you've misunderstood what the best part of that story is. The good part of that story isn't your mum saying those things. The best part of that is just listening to you describe plots of Mr. Bean. Can we please make that a new segment where you just talk through an episode? Step by step. Just really flatly explaining what's happening in a physical comedy.

So then he's eating a cupcake and unbeknownst to him the bloody three wheeled car's turned up. He doesn't know what it's in for.

That reminds me of have you ever watched that movie Kentucky Fried Movie? I've never seen it, no. Oh right, it's like before

Flying High, the Sucker Brothers made it. I once watched that early on and really loved it but I had a mate that wasn't super into comedy

so he didn't figure it and he was like my mum. So anything that happened, he'd be like just explaining the joke. So there was a bit where there's this big kung fu fight where everyone's going crazy and whatever, and then all of a sudden someone throws a carburetor at someone. And he's like, what?

Where the fuck did that come from? Where's there having a kung fu fight? What, did that guy go and get that out of a car, did he? What did he do that for? Great. Just quickly, this has just reminded me of this. Edo and Cody, you guys have been on tour for a little bit doing the Comedy Festival Roadshow, which we were talking about before.

We read correspondence and fan mail and stuff. I've forgotten to bring it along, but I actually have a bit of fan mail for you, Nick Cody, off the back of one of your roadshow gigs that you guys did. Oh, wow. You were kind enough to put my girlfriend's mum on the door for your gig in Broome. Oh, yeah, in Broome. And so that gig in Broome was out of control.

Yeah. The drunkest, they just went for it. Yeah, that's funny you say that because my girlfriend was in Broome for a couple of weeks just before you guys got there actually, staying with her mum, and they went and saw Carlotta do a show, the drag queen. And she said there was this guy on their table who just got like shit-faced drunk, like really, really, really drunk

and like could not wait for Carlotta to come out. Carlotta comes out and he's just going ape shit. And it's like a formal seated dinner. Everyone's in suits and everything. And she comes out and then he just races down the front and he's just yelling shit out the whole way through. And then she makes a reference to a horror movie or something and he goes, ah, yeah, horror movie.

You'd be in a horror movie, yeah. Andlotta cracks it and goes all right fuck this get this guy out and security has to like march this drunk dude out of the drag show because he's been heckling we security kind of had to look after bob franklin was kind of they kind of had to usher him backstage why just because drunk like they were just they were happy drunk people, but they just kind of swamped him. They wanted photos. It was like The Walking Dead, but they were really cheerful. They're just banging on the door. Yeah, it was bizarre.

Barricaded in the room. Just wanted photos instead of brains. Yeah. Bob. Bob. That's freaky. So were people like yelling out at the show or just – That wasn't a yelly out one.

No, it wasn't a real yelly out one. Just a sense of real revelry in the air. Let's fucking do it. Because it was the weekend of the beach polo. Yeah, it was all happening in Broome. Yeah, we were just there for the weekend. The best yelling out I got was in Carnarvon and Nick said – Clone.

Oh, okay. You are. out we got, well I got, was in Carnarvon and Nick said, oh okay, you are, Nick said to me before the gig, because I've got this bit about how people yell at me, show us your tits, as a heckle, and Nick said to me before the gig, someone's going to, he looked at the audience and goes, someone's going to say it before you've even done that bit. I was like, really? He's like, yeah. So I walked out and I picked up the microphone and before I even opened my mouth, someone just goes to the audience, your tits aren't big enough.

So I got half a point. And then like stood up and just went like pumped his fists at everyone and the whole audience just went. Oh, really? Right behind him. And what did the world famous Edoitt come back with in response to that? Oh, yeah, fuck off. Bigger response from the crowd.

What a rally. Oh, man. Oh, man, it was unbelievable. That was feral, that one. Yeah, Carnarvon was pretty feral. Sometimes I feel bad that I wasn't born in the same time as Oscar Wilde, but now I don't feel so bad. We're just

talking about feedback then as well. Let's read this out. We got a bit of mailbag this week. You know what I'm about to read out. This got emailed to... This is someone very persistent. This got emailed to our email address that's on our Dum Dum page. My email address, Carl's email address,

and then it also got submitted through the little form, the contact us form on the website. So we got this four times. Sorry. This has my mum written all over it. I would not be surprised. Hello, the little Dum Dum club. That's certainly not my mum.

My name is Walter Bolton, and my brother Robert is getting married and I am the best man in charge of the Bucks Party. Rob is a massive fan of your podcast and whilst at the Melbourne Comedy Festival earlier this year, we saw the live podcast and thoroughly enjoyed it. I was wondering if it would be at all possible to hire both or one of you guys to come

to a show and hang around at the party. The date for the Bucks Party would be the 16th of August. A quick reply would be very helpful. Hang on. I want you to just come and hang around at the party. The date for the Bucks party would be the 16th of August. A quick reply would be very helpful. Hang on. They want you to just come and hang around at the party or actually do anything. I think he wants us to do – I think the idea is that we both do comedy and then we just kind of chill out. Stand around.

Take our T-shirts off and serve savouries. Have people yell that our tits aren't big enough. Now, we've talked about this very briefly. I am very keen to do it. I think it's a fool's errand to not – I think it is a life wasted to not do this. Any money? He sees – Yeah.

Hang on. Are we with Edo management now? Got cash? What are we talking about? Can they have values? Can't be worse than our ex-manager. I'll say that much. Oh, yes. Who's Eric? Can't be worse than our ex-manager. I'll say that much. Who's Eric?

Doesn't matter. Yeah, I think we should do it. I think this is a great example of something that'll be great once we've finished doing it. But it's just that I've got that fear of the eye of the storm, of us being in the middle of it. But we'll have each other. It's like having a buddy for Tough Mudder or something. You've just got to push through and then us being in the middle of it. But we'll have each other. You know? It's like having a buddy for Tough Mudder or something. You've just got to push through and then at the end you'll get the T-shirt.

My favourite bit, I just love this bit. This made me actually laugh out loud while I was reading it. I was wondering if it would be at all possible to hire both or one of you guys to come to a show. Just the immediate drop. Not even like he goes, I want you guys both. And then I write back and I go, oh, look, man, I'm not free. So sorry. And like he goes i want you guys both and then i write back and i go oh look man i'm not free so sorry and then he goes to car oh why don't you come just immediately i don't care which one of you but i like that i like the idea of like it's that classic thing

where oh okay the bucks likes this podcast great but then everyone else it turns up it's like where are the strippers oh look at some guys from a fake radio show. That'll be good, won't it? And what better way to celebrate your last day as a single man by seeing live in person two guys from a thing that you listen to on the way to work? How does that add up? Two guys that aren't good enough for radio.

Here they are. I'll tell you what. Send Edo. Can we make some requests What if we can put together more of a line up Of people If there's more of us there I just want to know how it's going to work

I just want to know Are we Are we going to be on before or after the stripper Are we going to be Is this what the audience that are at the Bucks Is this what they really want? Yeah. I think it seems to me like this, like we've got a bit of license here to kind of, I think

we could definitely say that to him. We can make requests about what we want to. Yeah. Because I was thinking about this. You don't seem keen to do this. Yeah. You're also a man who's done a gig in a fucking tent in someone's backyard to six people. No, I haven't.

And I'd say this will- I haven't done that. You did it the year before though, didn't you? No, I haven't. And I'd say this will at least be – I haven't done that. You did it the year before, though, didn't you? No, I never did. You never did it? No. But you turned up. I turned up.

You drove out there. You still did it. Wow. That's almost worse. It's just no pay to go. Yeah. I mean, I'm proud of that. I'm proud of not doing it.

So, Edo, you're in? Yeah, I'll do it. Okay. So, Edo's in, if you're listening. See, I don't know. Also, I think could this be a stitch up is this someone

trying to murder us yeah Walter Bolton is that a real name is that a real name Walter Bolton it sounds like where all the fun

parties start oh man you missed out last night you went home before Walter Bolton turned up got fucking hectic he's like the hangover

four to be fair it doesn't sound as bad as, oh, you missed out, you didn't come to our Bucks night where the podcast was on. Yeah. I love they want both of you guys to possibly, I don't know,

do a podcast. They're like, we could get a really good version of this for free, but instead we'll pay to get a worse version at a Bucks party. Yeah. It's last night before I'm married. I just can't listen to a podcast when I've got a wife, guys. Let's go all out. He gets home and his business is all pissed off.

Did you talk to those guys from iTunes last night? Once we're married and we share an iTunes account, she's going to be locking me out of all my subscriptions. Oh, look, love, I bet you did the same. Did not. Hang on. Did you see Marc maron last night all right he knows because like she's crying and remembers all this stuff about her childhood that was really traumatic what i like even more is that he's setting this thing up for his brother and his brother might get so pissed off like he if you if i had a brother and I said,

hey man, it's the Bucks party, you know what to do. And then I turned up and fucking toe-fop was there. I'd go, are you fucking kidding me? The shittest brother. Where's the photogram? Okay, maybe, because you're right actually, we're only hearing from the best man, Robert Bolton, if you're listening, and indeed real.

How about you hit us up if you really want us. What about that? If the group wants us. We're recording this very close to as it's going out to air. So he can hear this immediately. Contact us and say, if this is really what you want the last day of Before Married Life to be. Yes. For your little weird radio friends.

Robbie Bolts, if you want this, let us know. And it would be nice if we could get a general vibe of the people attending as well. Whether they want it as well. That's what I want. Get a petition going. Start a Kickstarter for your own Bucks night. And I want a picture of the stripper. Okay.

I want to veto that. No, I don't think that's ever happened. I don't think there's been a live podcast and a stripper in the same room at the same time. That is a great – One or the other. What about tonight? Pick a side, Bob.

No. What if we interview the stripper on our podcast? Now that. There you go. I'd love to interview a stripper. What about that? We both do stand-up. She strips.

And then we do a podcast with her. Were you guys, were either of you Nick? What's happened? Get everyone erect and then sit her down for a Q&A. Are you fucking mental? Get everyone erect. Nick Cody. Nick.

Now, Edo, I don't think you were at this, but Nick. Your erection's not big enough. Your podcast's not big enough. Your iTunes subscriber's not big enough. Your iTunes subscriber's not big enough. Nick and I saw heaps of tits in Kalgoorlie. Anyway. Why specifically there?

Skimpies. Yeah, okay. Like every pub's got, because we ran into some girls there that were working there as physios. And I was freaked out about it because I thought it was going to be this really degrading thing. And I'm like, no, no, no.

I've been to bars where there's skimpies there. Skimpies fucking run the joint and make you get some cash. It wasn't as disturbing as I thought, but I still wasn't that comfortable. But there were girls there studying physio or something. I'm like, what are you guys doing here? It's like, oh, every pub's got tits. If you want to go for a drink, it's tits. In there, skimpies bar was the most I got hit on probably ever. No, because it was weird because there were tits yeah in the skimpies bar was the most i got hit on ever like probably ever

no because it was weird because there were tits stuff going on no no no no but like i don't i don't normally but it was like they were just like oh like he's a normal girl on the without her tits out oh right yeah it was weird like i they i got like heaps of guys talking to me and i think i this could be incorrect, but I'm thinking maybe in the guy psychology there's a thing there that's like she's in a place like this, so she's not uptight. So if we become – So she might show me a –

No, no, if we start dating, she's going to be cool with me coming to places like this. Oh, really? Maybe we could have the wedding here. I think that would be – You just shattered my like the most I've ever been hit on dream. this. Oh, really? Maybe we could have the wedding here. I reckon that would be... Oh, you just shattered my most I've ever been hit on dream. Oh, yeah, because you had a lot of respect for the

guys that were at the Skimpies bar hitting on you. Yeah, they were alright. No, no, no. What I was saying was in Kalgoorlie, if you go to a pub, there's tits. There's no pub without tits. So they have to drink somewhere. Wrap that up. Robert Bolton, if you get in touch with him the next week, we'll do it. Yeah, give us more detail.

And give us some cold hard cash and we'll do it. Cold hard cash. Calm my nerves about the whole venture. Yeah. Tell me exactly what's going to go on. Let us know if we had a guest. Maybe we could bring another comic. I also like, yeah, we've got Edo on board.

I also like... I think Edo would be the best at this gig. I like this. Better than us. A 37-year-old man has more hesitation about going to a Bucks and doing comedy fully clothed than a woman would about going and taking her clothes off in front of a room full of strange men. Yeah.

That's bewildering. I don't see anything weird about that. Because, yeah, that's what they're for. Oh, boy. Whereas me, that's not what I'm for. Yes, you are. No. You do comedy.

You're a fucking court jester. Your job is to go in and entertain people. And if you don't get laughs, they fucking bring a lion out, and it rips you limb from limb, and then that's where people get their jollies from. Mate, I don't need to do a gig like that. I've got a podcast, all right? You should do the rest of this podcast nude.

Yes. Do it. Do it. Oh, well. All right. Better. I like Ghost Carl better. Yeah, Ghost Carl would have done it.

Ghost Carl would have haunted a Bucks party, that's for sure. Ghost Carl looks at girls in the shower through their windows. I would have seen Ghost Carl's translucent dick. What about Tommy today? We're actually recording this after a gig that a few of us have been on at. Correct. There was someone, was it a gig tonight, that talked to you and has a weird relationship with me.

Yeah, a girl who was at the gig tonight came up to me during the comedy festival and I keep forgetting to bring it up. She listens to the show and so she's come up to tell me that. And then she says, yeah, and you know what's really weird is that I live in Carl's building and I always see him around and I see him on the tram and I'm always seeing him and I give him these looks kind of as if to go like, hey, and start a conversation. And he just ignores me and he's got nothing for me. Is it Diane? me and i go and then she she was like saying oh and i was like you just gotta go out to him at the letterbox and just and she goes i've tried it and he's and i keep seeing him around and he just

he he just ignores me he just pokes me and he thinks he thinks i'm some weirdo stranger just staring at him but i live in his building and he has no idea that I live. And so I was trying to troubleshoot and go, just put the next podcast, put it on really fucking, just blast it so that he hears himself through the walls. How do you give a look at someone without a word? How do you give a look that I listen to the podcast? How do you give that look? Edo, I'll do it at you.

Pretend you have a podcast and I'll do the look to you. So try and, okay. See how much I struggle with trying, you've have a podcast And I'll do the look to you So try and Okay See how much I struggle with Try and You've got a podcast Hang on Yeah

Yeah Alright Righto Got it Got it Okay Okay so The worst audition of all time

Alright guys I need you to believe You've really got a podcast And go Okay so I'm on the I see you on the train I listen to your podcast And I do this You just I see you on the train. I listen to your podcast and I do this.

I think you're a sexual predator. Yeah, there you go. So have you seen any sexual predators? It's mainly to do with your vibe though. Has anyone looked at you recently and you've thought that's a sexual predator? But you know what? I know this is really bad. In the mirror?

Yeah. You walked into that. Literally, and this is really bad, but literally mirror? Yeah. You walked into that. I literally, and this is really bad, but I literally, whenever I accidentally lock eyes with someone or I see someone listening to something on an iPod, I go, are you listening to my iPod? Oh, nice. To be fair, I had everything in the iTunes store.

Most likely. That's funny that you say that because I've had... Because it's come true. I've got someone in my block that does it. I've had things happen that have vindicated that kind of behaviour where years ago this happened. I talked about it on the show at the

time but I walked into a 7-Eleven and I was at the counter and the guy next to me waiting to be served just kind of slid his phone across and the podcast was playing. Our podcast was playing. And then the other day I walked into my local cafe and there's a – I don't know why he was standing there like this, but he was standing there in the middle of the place,

standing up by himself with his headphones in. And I walk in and he goes – I'm talking to my friend Sam and he goes, oh, bloody hell, I'm listening to you on the podcast and now here you are right in front of me. Oh, wow. And I go, oh, okay hell, I'm listening to you on the podcast and now here you are right in front of me. Oh, wow. And I go, oh, okay, cool. And then there was just kind of this awkward me going, oh, I'm just going to sit down and have some lunch now.

So, but it gets like, you don't want to think that if you see someone with headphones, are they listening? But I have had multiple experiences in public where it has happened, which is not what you want. Now, so if she listens to the show, well, she'll be hearing this. But we had a conversation tonight, which I'll do my best to replicate. Yes, okay. Which was –

So she said that to me a couple of months ago. Right. And I've been meaning to bring it up, but we also haven't done an episode for a little while. I've been meaning to tell you and save it. And so, yeah, she was here at the gig tonight, and she's finally had her moment where she can confront you. Yeah, so she confronted me, and someone introduced me and said, oh, she lives in your block and didn't mention that she listens to the podcast or anything. I live in your building.

I was like, oh, really? Okay. And she goes, oh, do you know this woman that lives in the building? I'm like, oh, which one's that? Oh, the one that does this and does this. I'm like, oh, she's like the boss of the complex or whatever it is. She's this old woman that's got nothing better to do than just, you know, look at everyone's apartment and go and tell people what they're doing wrong

and they're not putting the bins out early enough. Oh, this is like you get in trouble for drying your socks out on the balcony. Yeah, all that stuff. The one that I've got letters for for putting my washing out and stuff like that. All these horrible, you know. Do you get paid for that? I don't know. It wouldn't be a bad job.

You must. Or you live rent-free in the building or something. Wow. Amen high. Do you get some sweet Skrilla for busting balls? Put your socks away, 40 bucks. Paid per complaint. Don't put that in the bin, 60 bucks.

What's all that curry smell? $100. Extra for racism. What's all that curry smell? So she was saying, oh, so you know that old bossy woman that just hates everyone and hates everything and whatever. And you know what she did the other day? She took all the bikes out of the laundry. People have been leaving their bikes in the laundry.

And she put them out in the street. To be fair, that's the wrong place for bikes. That's $150 right there. Apparently this is what she did. I chained my leather jacket up to the bike rack and she fucked that right off. But Eddo, what did you say? $150 bikes in the laundromat, that complaint.

But if you go, those Chinese have been living their bikes in the laundromat. That's $200. Sweet, right? You've got to watch the races and see wherever you can to get those real bonuses. She's an old woman, those Chinese. Bloody leaving the rickshaw in the laundry. $700. Accuracy.

Pinpoint accuracy. That's the jackpot. So apparently this is what she did. She pulled all the bikes out of the laundry and stuck them out in the street and people just flogged them. Oh, no. They just took them. Wow.

As people are wont to do. So she was like, oh, did you know that? I'm like, oh, no, I didn't know that. And we're swapping stories of how they'd sent me legal documents. Like she had her solicitor send me documents about me leaving laundry out And we're swapping stories of how they'd sent me legal documents. Like she had her solicitor send me documents about me leaving laundry out and stuff like that. And she's like, yeah, she's crazy. My lawyers, Fisher and Paykel, associates.

So she was saying how she'd had screaming fits with this woman and she'd said all this bad stuff and blah, blah, blah. And then I saw that she was telling me stories and, you know, other people were coming by and I was sort of tuning out a tiny bit. And then all of a sudden I woke up halfway through this story that she was telling me where she was sort of going, you know this guy. She's going to be listening. No, but I sort of didn't quite follow the story.

So you zoned out a little bit. No, you fell asleep. No, no, no. I woke up. I had a stroke. Yeah. I was really bored and I stopped listening to your story. I died again.

No, but she started saying about this guy, there's this other guy that lives in the building and he sort of loiters around. You see him a lot during the day because I'm around during the day. I see him a lot during the day sort of hanging his washing out and day i see him a lot during the day sort of hanging he's washing out and stuff actually he's actually a guy that anytime anything of my any of my clothing or anything falls off the line he sort of takes it and goes oh this looks like it's mine now oh hello it's like the three second rule bit of clothes yeah is that it i can have that yeah something blows off my balcony and all of a sudden you it'll turn

up with this guy including like he took all these cushions and underwear and stuff but i have to say having never lived in an apartment building and and you know being at your place and seeing the communal laundry and all that stuff that's been my thought of like yeah why would that not why would that not happen all the time he's finding my stuff not on the washing line. He's finding it in the garden. Like if it blows off my balcony. Yeah, right. It'll land on the grass in the garden.

But I still would think there'd be pricks out there that would just pinch off. There's some Y-fronts in the rose bush there. I might wear them from now on. There's some ladies underpants. You're just sitting on the couch watching TV and you hear, finders keepers, losers. I would think that people would do that a lot. Yeah, I never leave my shit in there.

There's a bike rack downstairs in the garage in the apartment building I live in. But there's no communal laundry. We've just got a washing machine in the house. But I have my bike in the apartment. There's no way I'd leave my shit around other people. They'll just steal it. Yeah, I don't do that. Even just in a share house.

A bunch of my socks have gone missing. I'm like, I fucking bet my housemate's done this. He's pinched me nice socks with little stripes on it. Just looking at his ankles every time he walks in the room. Pull your pants up. Show me. It's hot outside. Wear shorts, mate.

Oh, Timberlands again, is it? I know my fucking anklets are under there, mate. I know. Did you have a wank this morning? What did you do it into? Bring it out. Christmas is coming. Put your stockings up on the fireplace.

Or your socks. Okay, that's all of them. No, what about... Oh, no, that is all of them. So, just go right. I didn't have one. Edo missed out. I was on a stroke.

I was asleep. Went overseas to study in pro. You did. Oh, there you go improv. Yeah, yeah. You did. Oh, there you go. Yeah, high five. Got him. So this guy, so this guy's one of the few guys that I recognise that live around the building that have been there for quite a while

while I've been there. The crazy old woman and then this guy, this old guy, he's got a beat up old car that comes and vaguely gets pairs of socks off me sometimes so she goes oh do you know that guy you know that guy you know that bad guy that bad i'm like oh i don't know if he's bad he's just whatever he's just an old dude that lives there and she says oh no i thought i think he's really dodgy i did and you know i was like oh i'm watching this guy and i'll sort of like i sort of started to think to myself oh no he's all right and i sort of missed

out on a little bit of the story as i'm thinking no i think he's all right and then she sort of started to think to myself, oh, no, he's all right. And I sort of missed out on a little bit of the story as I'm thinking, no, I think he's all right. And then she sort of finished the story by going, yeah. And then he comes up and I'm like going crazy. And then he comes up and goes, yeah, you owe me $400 for, you know, all that stuff that you broke and stole of mine. I'm like, what? She goes, no, yeah. I said, what did you – sorry, I wasn't listening. But what happened in your story?

Why did that happen? Covered it up well. Yeah, and she goes, oh, well, you know how he's really creepy and he's got that creepy car and everything like that? I sort of stuck a paper clip in his lock of the car and I, like, wrecked the torch. I was shining the torch in the car and I was like, what? She goes, well, you you know i thought he was a murderer oh and then he came up and was like oh you've sort of wrecked all my stuff can i have

money to replace it and i was like oh yeah sorry about that here's all the here's all this money what why are you telling me she a vigilante but yeah but i was like didn't we wasn't the intent of this story to go, how shit's everyone else in this building? You've just told me a story where you're the fucking crazy one. You're breaking into people's houses. Why are you telling me this story? Is this Batman?

Do you live in the same complex as Batman? Because that's really taking the law into your own hands. But the end of the story was, so all that happened, and then the end of the story, I said, well, what did the guy say? And she goes, oh, yeah, I just gave him the money back that replaced all the stuff that I sort of broke of his or whatever. And then I said, well, was he cool with that? And she goes, yeah, he just said, don't worry about it.

My daughter's got mental problems too. Burn. Got her. So hang on, she just had the money and she just paid him like straight away for doing that to his car? Yeah. It's almost like, you know, I don't know if it happens as much anymore because the fine's more expensive or whatever, but like with streaking at the footy, how like people just get all their mates to chip in and go, I'll cover the fine for me.

Oh, yeah, yeah. And it's like, yeah, no, I got the money. I just go and wreck some cars. I got sweet money in the bank account. I'll just go and trash some windscreens. My mum, when I was 14, so obviously didn't have a beard at 14, I had the same haircut as Nathan Buckley and completely

clean shaven at 14. Very similar to Nathan Buckley. We were at the footy one day and mum said, I will cover the fine. We'll come back and I cover this fine. It was like five grand. She goes, I'll pay it. You run on with Buckley's jumper on. Run onto the field. I go, mum, I'm not going to do it. She goes, you'll pay it. You run on with Buckley's jumper on, run onto the field.

And I go, Mum, I'm not going to do it. She goes, you fucking weak dog. Karen. Karen Cooney. I'm putting up the money. I'm putting up the money. You're 14. You're 14 in that story.

It's coming out of your inheritance. Guys, I think that brings us to the end of the little dum-dum club. I'm just looking forward to catching up during the week. If this is going out tomorrow, this will be good to see

the people I'm living with around the building. Yeah, you've really made some friends there. That is the story that I, to the best of my knowledge, that is I retold what she said to me.

So hopefully, there's a guy trying to make as much noise as he can do. But that is how the story went to me. So this is what I have to do is retell stories that are told to me. Let's see how this goes in the laundry tomorrow. I mean, yeah, she knows where it's easy for her to come. It's not like she has to sit and stew.

She knows where to find you. Does she know which one your car is? Just a couple of paper clips. Has she seen you murder anyone? I'm the monster truck parked at Telstradome. I'm the three-wheeled car. From the Mr Bean. Another tip for Dumb Dumb fans.

If you do approach Chandler and you have a story, start with the punchline and work backwards. Otherwise, he will sleep. Anyway, come on, guys. Nick, Cody and Edmonds, thanks very much for joining us. Thank you. Nick, Cody, you're filming your DVD. That's tomorrow.

No, it's Thursday. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah, Thursday. So that's the date. In Sydney, Metro Theatre. That's if you listen to it on the day, which means it's July 3? July 3, yeah. July 3, Metro Theatre, 7 o'clock.

If you're in Sydney, get down. Edda, you got anything that you would like to plug? You got any Asian listeners? Oh, heaps. Oh, dear, that sounded wrong. Sorry, China. Well, I'm going to Singapore, Malaysia and Hong Kong with the Roadshow for the next three weeks.

Cool. We do have. We've got a smattering of people over there, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We've also just announced that we're going to be in Adelaide doing our live podcast and the solo show is August the 12th. Tuesday, August 12th. Tuesday, August 12th.

All tickets and stuff are at littledumbdumbclub.com. They'll be up by then. So Adelaide, we are coming. Please come and support if, you know, we need X amount of people to come to make it worth our while. Yeah, bring mates who don't know us and stuff. It'll be fun. It'll be easy to get into.

We've got heaps of friends in the show coming to be on the show. Then we're doing both our solo shows So there's three hours of comedy With little breaks in between So 7.30 to about 10.30 Wow Yeah And we're bringing some friends

Of the show from Melbourne And stuff to do it So it's going to be great So come check that out It should be a good night out If anything in Adelaide Is open after 10.30 Yeah

Or 24 Hour Bakeries After Party Are they licensed? Some of them are, I think. Oh, really? I think. One is, I think. Anyway, people from Adelaide

listening to this are just furious that we've got the facts wrong. Yeah. Because they know. Anyway, guys, thanks very much for listening. What?

What? What? And we're going to have a 200th episode in Melbourne, aren't we? Wow. Yes. We haven't worked out

the exact date for that, but the weekend of August 2nd or 3rd. So keep that free. And also, we haven't worked out the exact date for that but the weekend of August 2nd or 3rd so keep that free and also we don't quite know which day to do so if you have a

preference let us know hit us up on we've just put that out a bit of a taster on Facebook and Twitter so that detail

should be confirmed in the next couple of days I guess yeah guys thanks very much for listening and we'll see you next time

see ya mates woo tits Thanks very much for listening and we'll see you next time. See you, mates. Woo. Chips.