The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 214 - Live! Luke McGregor, Anne Edmonds & Mike Goldstein

Episode Date: November 12, 2014

McDonald's Tours, Jungle Curries and Burnout Reunions. Recorded LIVE at Rosie O'Grady's in Perth on November 2, 2014. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hey, mates, thanks for listening to the live Perth episode of The Little Dumb Dumb Club. If you enjoy this and you're in Melbourne or Sydney, you can come and see us do pretty much the same thing very soon. Sydney, we're there on Sunday, November the 30th, and Melbourne, our big live show is happening Sunday, December 7th. They're both on sale now. They're both going to have heaps of awesome different surprise guests. These shows are always so much fun, and we love seeing you guys down there.

So snap up your tickets now at littledumbdumbclub.com. Hooray! Hey, mates! Hey, mate! Please play the music out, Adam. It's not a 100% music show. It's not a musical tonight. Welcome to the live little dum-dum club,

Perth edition from Rosie O'Grady's in Northbridge. My name is Tommy Daslow. Thank you very much for joining us. Standing next to me, the other half of the program Carl Chandler Can you turn my mic up I feel like my comedy deserves more volume Can you turn my hairline up from back there? That's an option. Can we... You put my voice down. Can we turn audience members up? Can we do that?

Can we... Money in my bank account, if I give you my login. Yours just got louder and mine stayed the same. As it very well should be. This is great. Yeah. Yeah. I'm getting louder.

I feel like I'm getting louder. It's because we're identical. So, you know... Even I can't tell the difference sometimes. We're a hive mind, aren't we? Seems like a reference no one understood. We're best friends. So we are recording this as we did in Adelaide at the end of a... We're recording this.

Without the visual people listening at home, it just sounds like you've just repeated what I said in just a weird way. And it killed. Yeah. I think it holds up. Adam, are we recording? Yeah.

Cool. That's our techie, Adam. He doesn't listen to the show. He doesn't know that we've been fraught with tech problems in the past. Having said that, he's giving a thumbs up. And I've paid him already, so I think he... I think it's just a thumbs up like, I'm doing good. That was to the pizza delivery guy going, yeah, they're over here.

That $300 worth of pizzas I just ordered. So, yeah, these guys have sat through a mammoth session of stand-up comedy so far. It's been good. I like the fact that our stand-up comedy is named after an extinct, lumbering, large animal. Seems appropriate. Now, I sat over in the corner while you were doing it. You went on first. For people at home, when we go interstate, we tend to try and do a three-hour show.

We do an hour of stand-up each and then we put the podcast at the end and we don't tell people that so that they... We trick people into thinking maybe the podcast first so you've got to get here first. Yeah. But then they get here and go, oh, fuck, two hours of these idiots.

Yeah. We travel all the way across the country to just trick people. So I was sitting over in the corner near the toilets going over my set while you're doing your show. And I think I counted seven people that got up to take a piss in the middle of your gig. But within like the first... Don't woo that. What the fuck?

Is that worth a woo? Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of... My comedy is hard on the liver. Yeah. Someone went into the toilet, came out of it, and then offered me drugs in between that and coming back in to watch the rest of your show.

Well, I've already been offered drugs. I'm just hoping they're two different people. Look, I want all you lizard people to know I did not take the drugs. Wow. That took you a long time. Now, I don't want to say some of the clichés about Perth are right,

but you really fucked that one up. So it's been... What sort of drugs did you get offered? Because we'll find out whether we've been offered drugs... I actually don't even know... I'm not even sure I super know what this is. Marijuana? Love. I actually don't even know. I'm not even sure I super know what this is. Marry Joanna? Love.

No, I got off at Dexy's. Then we did get off at Drunk by the Sun. We are best mates. I don't even know what that does. What is it? If it's named after Dexy Midnight Runners, that means this will be the one good podcast we ever do. I don't know what the fuck that meant, but cool.

It's from before you were born. It's from 1996. Oh, yes. Now I get it. Yeah, so it's been, it's an interesting crowd here. I was doing the doors, taking people's tickets when they came in the door and one young lady, when she came in, she saw me

and she said, have you just been in a fist fight? And I went, no, why? She goes, just because you look really dishevelled. A fit's so specific, isn't it? Not just like an accident or have you been injured. Like, specifically

you look like someone has seen you and just wanted to punch fuck out of you today but not kick you yeah but not kick yeah where's that lady it was you yeah what was it about I mean I do I want it this question answered what specifically it was that made you think fist fight just a general vibe. A general morose vibe. You've got a fist fight vibe about you. We've all had that. I was dressed as Ken from Street Fighter when people were coming in. Makes a bit more sense.

I feel like we should slightly mention the person that's offered us both drugs. I don't know if it's shown up on the recording, but she just vocalised that she doesn't want that to happen. Our Western dealer. She, because like we said, we did an hour of stand-up before we started the podcast.

I did my hour, and you know, people here have paid good money to come and see this show. And she heckled the whole time. Hey, it could be anyone we're talking about. I love this city. But this is what I like. You know what? We got to the break.

I was on the door. We're doing the change hour. I've finished my hour. Tommy's about to start. And she came up. Let's name her Lara. Big friend of the show. Big friend of the show.

And we love Lara. But she said, Look, I'm sorry for heckling. I only do it because I care. I was like, oh nice. She goes, don't worry, I won't be heckling Daslo. Happy to report she was quiet as a mouse. She only does it because she doesn't care.

That's good. That's really good. Yeah. No, she's hating this. I think we should keep going, yeah. No, she's hating this. I think we should keep going at all. You're finally part of the show and you are just... You couldn't stare any harder at your nails. Meanwhile, I love... Shut the fuck up!

Oh, fuck! She told us to shut the fuck up. It's good. But what I do like about Lara is that she is a super fan of the show and we super appreciate it, but... and you've dragged all these people along that clearly don't know what the fuck is going on but you've spent all night walking around like you've spent all night walking around not listening and whatever and these guys are stuck here going why the fuck are we here if you're not listening?

Do the friends really not know what's going on or are they just all on Dexys? Like we don't know. So one of them just went nahhh. really not know what's going on or are they just all on Dexys? Like, we don't know. So one of them just went, nah. They are all podcasts. She is sitting there with Mark Maron and Will Anderson, so fair enough. Yeah.

Cool. Look, should we crack into a tiny bit of... Look, we've got heaps of awesome guests, but what we want to do is we've got a bit of a visual presentation, which always goes well with the listeners at home. But we'll talk everyone through it. We've got a visual presentation, which always goes well with the listeners at home. But we'll talk everyone through it. We've got a visual presentation of our week, our highlight of Perth. Now, you know what? We've talked

a lot on the show about Tommy hating Perth and hating everyone that lives here. No, you're only saying that because you care. And it's the thing, as I've said, I've found Perth to be generally not my favourite city to visit just because I kind of have never had a great time here. Stop sucking up just to get their laughs, guys.

Oh, yeah, that was funny. I'm surprised I didn't get a laugh. But something happened this week that we're about to show you that has endeared Perth to me forever. I think the best thing that's ever happened to me in Australian City happened this week. Is that fair to say? We were giddy.

We were giddy with excitement over this. So let's probably set this up. A little while ago we had a local boy, friend of the show, Joel Creasy, was on the podcast. Fuck him, he's not here. He moved away. He hates it here. Why are you so proud?

He's on TV. Let us have our fucking moment. So we talked about this on the show. His parents own some McDonald's. And we happened to be at a gig with him just before we left to come here. And I kind of half-jokingly said, Hey, you should get your parents to give us a tour of one of their McDonald's. And he immediately went, sure thing, I'll tee it up right away.

And then the next morning we had a message going, here's the date, here's the time, here's the person to ask for, here's the Maccas that you rock up to. Here's a doctor. Yeah, and so now this... So we've sort of been staying, both of us, pretty central. The McDonald's in question was the McDonald's in O'Connor, which...

LAUGHTER Great. Bit of local gear. Is O'Connor bad? Not good. No. Not good. Not good.

Great. Bit like... LAUGHTER Well, the mayor of O'Connor's here. And we've got the people from TripAdvisor in, so they've collected all that data. What's the stereotype of O'Connor? Frankston.

Oh. The Frankston of WA. Fucked. Fucked. Hang on, hang on. Are we still talking about O'Connor, or is that a review? But I like that that guy heard Frankston as a reference. It's like, too arty-farty, let's get right down to brass tacks here.

Fart! Why use two syllables when one will do? O'Connor. I feel like we should stagger this intro because all of a sudden someone's come backstage to do stuff, which means technically-wise we're not doing great. We're about to show some visual stuff and someone's behind us going...

Someone's trying to guess your password on your laptop. All right, well, I guess my password's now going on the internet. My phone number's on it, so fucking why not? LFC is my password. Yeah. People are now going to be ringing me up on my laptop. Oh, hell. Only 40.

Sorry? Only 40. Only 40? 40. People. Only 40 people. There's more than 40 people here, Lara. You've done enough damage to our brand tonight. I don't...

The brand that we thought was undamageable. Blue Chip Podcast and now we're fucking... Anyway, to set the scene up, we go out to this O'Connor McDonald's and I'm feeling very good about this. I get up, I'm very excited about this.

I'm thinking, Perth is going to redeem itself to me. Now, you had a car. You were going to pick me up from Fremantle Station. I get the train into the city. I get off the platform. I get off the train. On the platform it's like the next train to Fremantle is leaving in an hour. I mean, why the fuck is it going to take me an hour to wait for a train? And then some old woman goes,

Ah, everyone's just on the platform to watch the train, aren't they? I'm like, what the fuck's going on? And she goes, they've closed, she said they've closed down the train station so some old commemorative train could roll through. Fuck this place, man. Like, what the fuck? Why in the middle of the day on a Friday?

What? Why's that a bad thing? Is anyone here related to that train? Was it an Anzac thing? Oh, okay. We're both Turkish, so fuck you. Wow, the nicest thing you've ever done for me as a friend. You just fucking got me out of some hot water there.

I love you, mate. Anyway, so after spitting on the graves of the Anzacs, we head down to O'Connor. I had to get a bus and the bus that I was on went through the bush. I hope that's not a sensitive issue. Yeah, I really thought we were going to get met. It was just one of those things that sounds great on paper and that takes ages and ages and ages to get to do. And then you turn up and it's like we both met out the front and we're just going, what are we doing? Like, what are we doing? Like, what's this?

What the fuck's this actually going to be? Yeah, like the plan was, oh, we get to do a tour of McDonald's and we get there and go, what the fuck is a tour of McDonald's? And I, first of all, I was running a bit late. I thought you were already there. I walk in and it's quite a small McDonald's and I couldn't see you anywhere. And I go, ah, fuck, I'm at the wrong joint.

Like I was actually going to hang myself off the bloody playground or whatever. Off the golden arches. The West golden arches. So let's, should we, we might have to stagger this because it might take a while But I think Are we Who's operating this

Who's going to operate this We're all good to go Alright so we're on black screen At the moment So we can do the first slide Of our adventure to McDonald's Well Well that's

That's some great work From Anne Geddes there Perfect photograph I Anne Geddes is your go-to photographer. And I'm just realising now, nothing's going to change here, is it? We're not going to get a better shot? For the listeners at home, a photo didn't just come up of me nude on a cabbage.

Anne Geddes was just Carl searching for the first photographer he could find. It was just like nude on a McNugget, so... Is it going to be any better than that or not? That's what the audience are thinking at this point. Is there a trip advisor for podcasts? Yeah, podcastadvisor.com would not go again.

Yeah. So the text response to could it get any better is to just have a black screen. And he's left the building, so that's not good. He's still there. Right. Do we think are we going to get any better is to just have a black screen. And he's left the building, so that's not good. No, he's still there. Right. Do we think, are we going to get a better version of that? We're just toggling it around?

Yeah, I can see on your laptop he's, yeah, he's changing the resolution and stuff like that. Okay, all right. Well, what else? What have you guys been up to? Are those drugs still on offer? What are they again? Dexys. That means it makes people stay up.

So maybe if we could fucking share them around. While we fill, this might take three hours or so. No? Okay. How are we looking? Are we closer? I love this anticipation of us, our fucking home movies going to McDonald's.

Yeah, yeah. I hope this works, otherwise you guys might not see a picture of a cheeseburger. What, what, give us something, man, what's happening? What's the progress? Will it be possible, or will it not be possible?

Don't feel bad, but this is the first time that anything technical has ever gone wrong on this podcast, so impeccable track record that you've ruined. To be honest, it's just lucky this isn't being recorded. Yay! Dare I ask this

is that slightly stretched or is that just what our fucking heads look like for the listeners a photo oh my god seeing our heads on a big screen is just something's obviously gone wrong something in the womb but anyway

it's not all the tech's fault, to be fair. Someone in the crowd just took a photo of the photo on the screen. We'll email that photo to you. If only there was another way. OK. You've got a tiny little hand on your head there, Tommy. Yeah, yeah. Who just whistled?

Get out. All right, so this is the official start of our little tour. This is us very excited. Nothing to do with the tour. Just being at McDonald's, we're very excited. So that's us very excited outside the Golden Arches. We'll go to the next one. That's us inside.

This is going to take forever. This is us inside. Don't worry, you won't miss a step of this tour. You said to me at the start, I was like, how long, do you reckon this is the whole podcast and you're like, nah, we'll probably knock it over in like four minutes. And here we are, 20 minutes in. Two photos worth.

Alright, keep going. Here's People at home there. For people at home, Tommy is posing outside a copy of the Western Australia where the headline of the front cover is, Schoolboy Sex Fiend. Oh, yeah. It's just good to know we're making waves in WA.

All right, next one. This is us. This is the... What is it, the syrup? This is like the mother station of all the syrups for the soft drinks and stuff. She showed us literally every bit. I was actually surprised how much of McDonald's that the public can get access to. I really thought there'd be bits where it's like, no fucking way are we showing where we keep the meat. This looks like the Matrix of goon bags.

Yeah. Alright, next one that's us posing with boxes of potatoes so yeah frozen fries that was pretty cool you have not missed out on anything guys uh next one this this is there's a dressing room for mcdonald's that's um that's where the Hamburglar gets changed. So, go next time. This is an inspirational quote there. From the founder of McDonald's, Steve Jobs. He says, the only way to do great work is to love what you do. To be fair, that guy died of cancer, so...

I'm not sure if that should be backstage at McDonald's. Backstage. He died of cancer, preface with the words, to be fair. Next one. Oh, so here's, so we got to make our own,

this is the thing. We got, they said you have to make your own meal and we were so excited. We were like, we get to make it ourselves and it's like, we got so excited by the fact of

pretending to be a person that earned $12 an hour. It was the worst... What? Pay rise. Pay rise. Oh. That's actually a better heckle than you made here.

And you don't know who the fuck we are. The side effect of Dexys makes you good at heckling. Oh. Makes you funnier. Let's get those Dexys makes you good at heckling. Oh. Makes you funnier. Let's get those Dexys. All right, next photo. So this is me making my own double cheeseburger, putting the buns through the griller.

So go next one. Putting extra onion on everything. Next one. And now you don't like sauce, and so you didn't put sauce on yours, which the manager showing us around was kind of horrified by, because you were just like, no, I don't like this bit. And she was didn't put sauce on yours, which the manager showing us around was kind of horrified by. Because you were just like, no, I don't like this bit. And she was like, oh, okay.

It was, yeah, it was weird. So that's the putting meat on the buns. Keep going. This is me wrapping it. Keep going. That's... There he is. The Chandler. I've never been happier. Then it was my turn. Tommy got his go. I got my go happier. Then it was my turn.

Tommy got his go. I got my go. I had to wash my hands. I had been jacking off in there, so I had to wash my hands before. This is him posing with nuggets? Yeah, this is what happened. I was standing there,

and a thing went off on the deep front, and she's pulled up two big baskets full of nuggets, and involuntarily I went, like that. It just happened without me having any control over it. Like it was a caesarean. You're just like, oh, the miracle of life. The miracle of nuggy life.

So this is you making your own wrap? Yeah, I'm making a chicken aioli wrap. Yeah, keep going. Yeah, there I am. You're doing that. Putting the aioli on. Stop there. I just took that picture because it looked like you'd spoofed on a wrap.

Tommy with his little spoof burrito right there. Keep going. So there you are, you're wrapping it all up, keep going. Keep going and just forcing it into... It was really hard to get into that little cardboard thing. So you're single, you're really going to have to get better at this stuff. You fucking piece of shit. You've been looking at that photo for five days

cooking that one up. There's a document on your computer that's just drafts of the different lines for that one. I'm surprised there's no ones that you've photoshopped a little speech bubble onto. Yeah, yeah. Just you eating a burger going, I am done. There I am. Still trying to get it in there. Still struggling. Keep going. yeah I'm done yeah keep going because we had to make our own meals right it

was like oh great we make the baby would make the burrito or whatever it is and then it's like oh you gotta make your own drink it's like she's like it's very patronising by this point because she's like, this is how you scoop ice into a cup. That keeps it colder. Also we should mention, the back area of McDonald's is all very, very narrow so we were just constantly in people's way. It was like the lunch rush.

It was really busy and there were all these people that had no context for what we were doing just constantly having to go... Truckers on speed were going insane in the drive-thru. I was like, sorry, there's a podcast in here. So this is you getting ice and then learning how to hit the button and the coke coming out.

It's pretty good, look at that. Now, here's my effort. I've got the ice in there and I've got that and I've hit the button and I've fucked that somehow. That's just water coming out of a coke. How did I fuck that? So keep going.

That's us in McDonald's jail for fucking up the coke. Keep going. Oh, no, that's worth staying on, I guess. All right, so this is Triumph Food. That's how much food. So they pushed some samples of the steak wraps on us, which I will say are bloody delicious. If you haven't had one, definitely try that out.

It is only... They just had to give us a $2 wrap and we are fully cashed for commenting it. Yeah. Go for it. Oh, $3, sorry. I turned it into $2 for comedic effect. And look, look at us, crew member of the month.

And look, go back, go back, go back. And look, I put Tommy's name on the girls' one. Yeah, the girl that looks like she's been in a fist fight. Yeah. Very competitive, the other people who are up for crew member. Look who else won. Dimple. For people at home, there's a crew member of the month poster.

We've put our names on little cartoon figures and someone's actually called Dimple that won it, which I don't think you had to do much more than have a name called Dimple. So keep going. So that's us at the end of the day with... Zana. Zana.

The operations manager at the McDonald's there in O'Connor. Officially workplace harassment right there. Yeah, go say a good day to her. Look at Dassler's hand, creepily over her. I wouldn't say that's creepy, but yeah. Again, you were looking at that one for five days and that's the best one you could cook up? Come on, mate.

Oh, I looked at that one for five days, but I did other stuff. Now, there he is. So this literally, this is what happened, right? We're in the drive-thru, getting a tour of the drive-thru. A car pulls in the window, looks, and we haven't said that we're doing this on Twitter or anything like this. A car pulls in. This guy's kind of looking at us really weird.

We look back at this guy. And then this guy, who you can see on the screen, he leans in the drive-thru window and yells out, See you on Sunday, boys! We got spotted at McDonald's by that dude. He's really soaking up his moment in the sun right now. So what's your name again? Full names?

Matt, yeah. Matt? Parker. Parker, yeah. Matt? Parker. Parker, yeah. So everyone follow Matt Parker on Twitter. What were you... What did you get? I got one of those chocolate waffle cones.

A chocolate waffle cone? Yeah, don't tell my dietitian, though. Too late. Hello? Mate, we've named someone on this podcast who's tried to give us drugs and you're worried about your dietician finding out you had a waffle cone, you wuss.

Get a sweet Dexy someday. Alright, so that's enough of that. Let's get on with the guests. Let's do that. Guys, we've got some awesome guests that have come over from Melbourne with us. First of all, you know him from It's A Day, Legally Brown, The Gala, bloody everything on TV at the moment. Please welcome into the little dum-dum club our good friend Luke McGregor! Is this the best gig of your life,

following some people's fucking holiday slides? I can't do it. That was great. Watts, have you gotten any sweet backstage tours of anything or anything like that? You know how when you see a... Better. Now it's going to be funny.

Is your microphone on Luke? Is my mic on? Hello? It is? Great, thank you. I... I'm not really... Every time you see a back... Every time you see a staff only door and it's open, I always like...

Because you think it's going to be something. You think they're going to be like, I don't know, whipping a... Like this little baby making the burgers or something. You think you're going to see something sweet, but it's never that great. That was it. I remember you saying...

We saw the break room. I'm like, oh, cool. And you're like, it's a fucking dude having a cigarette. Just settle down. It's a McDonald's break room. Especially Maccas, because you see all those internet things. You really think it's going fucking dude having a cigarette. Just settle down. It's a McDonald's breakfast. Especially Maccas, because you see all those internet things. You really think it's going to be all the stuff like... Some sort of secret thing that happens that ruins...

What internet thing have you seen about people doing cocaine at McDonald's? Pat, see, that's how... That's the different upbringings we've had. That was me snotting on the burgers. Different life experiences. Except that Tommy both went to that cocaine party. Tommy got raised in LA. You got raised in Boogertown.

I did know someone a while ago who worked at McDonald's when he was a kid and he has told me some pretty brutal stuff. Oh, really? That used to happen back there, yeah. What? He wouldn't tell me. He was like, if I tell you, you'll never worked at McDonald's when he was a kid and he has told me some pretty brutal stuff oh really happened back there yeah whatever just he wouldn't tell me he was like if I tell you you'll never go to McDonald's brutal stuff yeah but he always said brutal to go I heard some bad things what were they I can't tell you brutal no that was literally it was him going we used to do some fucked up things and I said what and he went I can't tell you it will ruin your whole life my I just get out of the way now. My parents are here. Thank you.

Thanks. Not my parents. Dad, are you here? You're in the bathroom still. No. Dad, that story where you ordered a steak and you sent it back to the restaurant and you walked past the place, you walked past the kitchen window.

Am I remembering this right? Yeah, similar. Yeah, so... So far you're saying, remember that time you walked past a steak? Am I remembering that right? I can't believe I have to tell you this, but you've heard the story from your dad. No one else in this room knows this

story, okay? You're telling it in very familiar terms. If my memory's correct, dad ordered a steak at a restaurant and then it not at a, sorry, Dad ordered a steak. We love you, Luke. Thank you. Thanks, Dad.

It didn't... Show the fucking Dexys if you love him. It didn't come out the way he wanted, and he sent it back, and he went to the bathroom and walked past the kitchen, and the staff were just playing soccer with it. They were just kicking it. Is it right?

You're doing well. Thanks, Dad. I love it, just kicking the shit out of a steak. And Dad told the guy, Dad told the staff, he said, I saw them kicking the steak, and he goes, we'll get you another one. So what's the problem? I think at that point they left.

Well, see, I know, because you told me that story once. We went out to dinner, and we went to a place, me and you and a couple of other comics and you ordered something called a jungle curry and then they brought it out and you went this is really hot and the waiter goes it's a jungle curry what did you think was going to happen?

I wasn't familiar with how hot the jungle was I was like that's full of chilli. Have you seen the Coco Pops monkey wearing many clothes? Obviously it's pretty hot in there. So what happened, and then you sent it back and you went, this is inedible, I can't eat it.

And they said, oh, we'll cool it off. And you sent it back and as soon as you sent it off, you went, oh, that's right, my dad and the soccer steak. Oh my God. And then kicking the curry. Yeah. Kicking the curry. Yeah. Kicking the curry all the way around the jungle. And then you tried to put the message in and go, don't do anything, don't do anything.

And they're like, no, no, it's too bad. We've started altering the curry already. And you went, no, no, no, don't touch it, don't touch it. And then they said too late and then they brought it out and you went, I refuse to eat it. And you sat there and you didn't eat the curry and we're all going just eat the curry and you're like no no no this is how I feel and we're like okay so then we we left and you said I'm really hungry I said I can't eat I didn't I didn't it's not that God was there and I said well I refuse to eat it I just I just went thank you I can't wait to eat it okay yeah so that's fine and so we left and you hadn't eaten

and we were trying to give you stuff out of our dishes and whatever so that's fine. And so we left and you hadn't eaten and we were trying to give you stuff out of our dishes and whatever. So that's fine. That's your memory of how things work in restaurants. So we walked out. Then you said, oh, look, I'm going to go to a Chinese restaurant straight away. So we went to the pub. You went to a Chinese restaurant. And what happened then?

You went in and you ordered like a... Oh, that's right. I think you ordered like a black bean curry or something. Yeah. And you go, okay, I'll have that. You ordered it and went backstage. All of a sudden, that's right, all think you ordered a black bean curry or something. And you go, okay, I'll have that. You ordered it and went backstage. All of a sudden, that's right, all of a sudden, you heard the chef sneeze and you went,

no, I've got to go now. And you came back, he's ordered and paid for two meals and had nothing. And I died. I died. And that's how Ebola was created. It's like how you've had one bad experience with a curry, so you've gone to get another meal, and you've gone back in on a curry. I don't know.

If I see someone, even Subway, if they have the gloves on, and then they take your money with the gloves on, I can't do it. That's fucked up when they do that. Yeah, that's really fucked up. That's fair enough, though. Well, then, yes. Well, yeah, but I can't do it. That's fucked up when they do that. Yeah, that's really fucked up. That's fair enough though. Well then yes.

Well yeah, but I can't. It's never killed anyone. No one's ever gone $5 is your sandwich. I don't know. What if it's like every time someone's died in a mysterious circumstance it's been because of that? Because they've gotten a subway that's been touched by $5 on their hands. It's always a foot long if you're hard enough.

It just hasn't been diagnosed yet. Yeah. Cool. gotten a subway that's been touched by $5 There's always a footlong if you're hard enough. It just hasn't been diagnosed yet. Cool. I wish we had a steak to kick around. Luke's parents were in town seeing the Rolling Stones. How's this stacking up so far? Right up there. Thanks, Bob. As in, we should

retire really soon as well? Should we bring our next guest on Luke McGregor everyone our next guest another friend who's joined us from Melbourne you know her from Wednesday Night Fever please welcome back in the little dum-dum club Anne Edmonds

yeah hello hello Yeah Edo Edo Hello, how are you going? Thank you Edo Edo Yes

So you've been with us all week Yes It's been good, hasn't it? Yeah, it's been good We've been doing gigs all week We've met interesting people Have we? Who was interesting?

Well, we met someone on Friday night backstage. Mick Jagger! So some people that worked their way backstage Friday night after the gig. There was a young lady that wanted to do stand-up. Oh yeah, she wants to get into comedy. She wanted to get into Luke's pants as well.

And then I just remembered your parents and I'm absolutely horrified at what's come out of my mouth. Sorry guys. Don't worry guys, Luke is still a virgin. No, she was quite fond of Luke. She got Luke's email address. It was Taylor Swift.

Taylor Swift. Yes. So, well that's a good point because, yeah, I mean, I don't know if anyone saw Luke on the project. He met Luke Taylor Swift. Wow. My wife, sorry. How was that?

Was she... I was... Were you nervous? Were you... Yeah, I was surprised. I was, but... This is going to sound a little stupid, but I'd just been to the dentist, like, the day before. Flying. I was freaking out.

Oh, mate, we all got stuff going on. I was freaking out. And the fact that any... I was comparing the experience of waiting for her to the dentist, and I'm like, well, she's not going to... She's not going to do anything to my man. Terribly worried. But she was normal.

But every now and then something weird would happen. Like she said, can I get some water, please? And I gave her a bottle of water and she goes, oops. And they said, what? And she said, can you turn the cameras off? And then they said, oh, we can't. And so she got up and walked off camera and then said, now can I have the water bottle? Because as soon as she touches something that has a label

on it, it's branding. It's an endorsement. And you don't want young kids drinking water. Exactly. So it's, yeah, it was, she was normal but like I said, can you, if you want to just go for a walk, like if you go, I'm going to go for a walk, can you do it?

And she said she can't because she gets so many death threats and at least a couple of times a week someone will just Twitter her and go, really looking forward to locking you in my dungeon. I thought you meant she got death threats specifically because of the walking. It's like a shooter, someone just going, fuck and look at how you're walking, I'll kill you, I hate your walk. I thought it was death threats from Mount Franklin.

Just pose with the fucking water. So yeah, she has to have a security detail with her at all, just to go for a walk. I like that for me. Yeah. That would be pretty great just to employ your own security detail it'd be funny having security yeah if you don't need them like you've got like five and you know you don't need a mercy on your bed or something well you should be well i just want to just to close off um luke's

experience because um we put up a picture of you with taylor swift and we pitched it off the the the projects hover hand got the great hoverhand going. Yeah, you had a hoverhand. We're a little bit scared to touch it. But we put that up on the Dumb Dumb Facebook page and it got the most likes of anything we've ever done by about 6,000. That's not a good thing, by the way.

It's not so much well done for him, but very poorly done for us. It's Taylor Swift. Oh, you know Taylor Swift. No, I said it's not so much well done for him, but very poorly done for us. It's Taylor Swift. Oh, you know Taylor Swift. No, I said it's Taylor Swift. Oh, right, right. Fair, fair. I think I like it, Taylor Swift.

Oh, it's Luke, sorry. It's Luke McGrath. Taylor Swift, thanks, Bob. And he was Taylor Swift. I'm Taylor Swift. So, I pitched off the Facebook page of the project and so it had already been liked a bunch of times and there'd been a heap of comments, like on the Dun Dun page everyone knows who you are and it's all

very complimentary, they're all very positive I got off the project page where they're just the low breeds of Australia commenting on there so I just chose a few oh no no don't troll him on stage.

No, yes. I try not to read it because it's pretty brutal sometimes. Yes, it is. No, I'm giving you your right of reply. This is what's happening. I don't want a reply. I don't want to know. I did a project I did a project thing

and I can't remember what it was but it was just, it was a picture of me backstage and I was just in the green room and they said, oh can we get a photo of you for the project in the green room and I said, sure never again, anyway I'll see you in the green room couch and I went like this

and they go, they took a photo and they put it up on Instagram and they go, oh, yeah, it's getting some likes. And then I go, what? And they go, what? And they go, and they gave me the phone and the first comment was ugly and the second comment was cunt.

Like the same person or is it just two people? No, two separate ones. Right, right. All right, well, I won't have to read out those two replies. You rock, Luke. I don't mean to make you feel bad. I don't know. Why would you?

I appreciate you putting the bit of paper away. Thank you. What do you mean you don't mean to make me feel bad? That's exactly what you're trying to do. No, I'm trying to open debate. I don't make to mean me to make you feel bad? That's exactly what you're trying to do. No, I'm trying to open debate. I don't think anyone wants this to happen. I really do try. All right.

Try not to do it then. That's fine. What's the first one? All right. Terry Kennedy, friend of the show, said... He's not a friend of the show. He saw the picture of you and her and his caption was, two people with no souls

Lacey's hurt both of us How do you look at that and go and lump you in with it as well like you maybe he knows That was actually that photo wasn't from the project it was you and Taylor Swift in tandem making a pact with the devil. Give over your soul and get more famous. Alright. Leroy Baker says, I mean this in the nicest possible way. Oh no. I don't even need to brace myself.

I'll just let this one come straight to the ham. I mean this in the nicest possible way, but these two would be much more interesting after being smashed in the face several hundred times with a hammer. Oh. As harsh as they are. That's like me today after that fist fight. Like, I actually thought they'd be worse

because I thought they'd be straight here. They're actually including both of us. Yeah. So they're actually not that... That's fine. Yeah. You push her in front to get a hammer. She's got security.

Get her first. Yeah. All right. I don't need a salt. Yeah, so you're pretty happy with that threat in the end. It's okay.

Great first question to Edo, by the way. Hey, Edo, what was it like when your friend Luke McGregor met Taylor Swift? Thanks for coming

all this way. Thanks for flying over to Perth to do this, Eddo. It's fine. I'm often in Luke's shadow. Eddo. Poor Eddo has never been threatened by smashed in the face with a hammer. Sorry. I got punched once in Melbourne.

What happened? I was just thinking about it the other day. I got punched by a girl who asked me for a cigarette. And I did smoke back then. And I had a sweet packet of Winnie Blues in my bag. How old are you at this point? 20? Are you from Frankston? Nah, not from Frankston. Good.

Keep jumping in there. Any chance you get to where... Are you from Frankston? No, I lived in down there for a year. Okay. So you lived down there for a year. So it's not so much an insult as in were you my neighbour? You know there's a epidemic in epidemic in Perth by the way

Is there really? Yeah that's why they offer it There was an over diagnosis of ADHD Isn't that true in Perth? Yeah the audience don't know They're all fucking distracted They're all playing with crayons Got other podcasts

At the moment. There was some crazy doctor who just diagnosed them all and then gave them all death. The Fremantle doctor? Doing a bit of local. That applause has just qualified this as my least favourite city, by the way. What happened with the punch in the face? Oh, yeah, I got punched in the face. What happened with the punch in the face? Oh yeah, I got punched in the face.

What happened with the punch in the face? Oh yeah, I got punched in the face. Were you smoking? Yeah, I then just took one out and lit it up. So rightly so, she punched me in the face. And I went, oh well, I've asked for that. But the worst bit was, I got home. My mum's this hardcore Catholic.

And she's always talking about everyone else's problems problems I've never got problems everyone else she always went on you know there was that Russian submarine that sank she used to bring it up all the time when I was a kid I'd be like mum I've hurt my arm she'd be like those people are under the ocean and the oxygen slowly drying up and they're all looking at each other and they know they're going to die. So all the best. Anyway, so... All the best.

So overly formal for a mum. And then you punch her in the face. So I came home with this huge eye and I woke mum up. I go, Mum, I got attacked in the city. A girl punched me. She goes, was she homeless? I go, yeah. She goes, was she homeless? I go, yeah.

She goes, well, imagine what that would be like. And then went back to sleep. And I had to go back to bed and just lie there and go, it's my fault. Everything's my fault. You're somewhere out of bed in the middle of the night going by a big issue. I'm like, yeah, I should give back.

All right, let's get our third guest out here. Ed Edmonds, everyone. This guy, it's his first time on the show. He is a local comedian. He's one of the best comedians in Perth. He's a very good friend of ours. Please start clapping and go crazy. Welcome to the stage, Mike Goldstein.

I get you. Hey, guys. How we doing? Ever been punched in the face? Yes, yes. Actually, last night, I came very close to getting punched at a 20th reunion

gig for Trinity Boys College. Yeah, they thought they would have a 30 minute stand up set and it was fucking horrible. Five minutes into my set they started paying attention and I was like what the fuck is going on?

There was a screen behind me that five minutes in started playing a video of them all doing burnouts in the school car park 20 years ago. To be fair, who doesn't want to see that right now? I was like, yeah, there's no way I can compete with this shit. So I tried to do some commentary on it,

but they were just way too into it. So I was like, I've got to give them shit. I've got to say something to get them back focused on me. And I was like, the only way you guys are going to focus on me right now, if I was a biscuit and you were all jerking off in a circle was there some kind of like reunion burn out in the car park I got the fuck out of there was it fresh burnouts or was that back in the day 20 years ago it was video them 20 years ago like I would watch that shit, man.

You know what I'm saying? All they wanted to see was 20-year videos. Who's the person that's hung on to a burnout video for 20 years? Back when it was taped, that was a real effort to hang on to. Someone's moved house and put that in a box and trying to declutter and gone, nah, the boys are going to want to see this in 10 years. I'll keep this.

And they did. Yeah, there's no YouTube back there, so it's literally just sitting in someone's cardboard box going, I hope the internet gets invented soon. What was the quality of the burnout like? Pretty good? It was pretty sick, man. Jono did a good one.

He did a good one. So is Trinity in Perth like where snotty men go or what? Really? Right. Gee, that got a big response. Right, so the worst people in Perth or what? Who went to Trinity? Information I could have used going into this.

It's about 30,000 a year per student. Oh, 30,000. That's so specific. How do you know fucking Trinity advanced fucking fees when you come from Frankston? How do you know everything?

Sorry? Did anyone here go to Trinity? I reckon someone did, but no one's going to admit it. They're all out in the car park. They just burned off. So let's get back to because we were all here.

We were all here for this gig on Friday night where this girl came backstage and wanted to talk about comedy, wanted to talk about being a comedian, wanted to talk about her life quite a lot. Talked about Luke.

She, I don't know, how did the conversation get onto it? It went off the rails really quickly, didn't it? Right,

just out of nowhere. You're talking about the prostitute thing? What? Even if I wasn't, we are now. Yeah, we are now. Out of nowhere, you're talking about the prostitute thing? What? Even if I wasn't, we are there. Out of nowhere, I have no idea. She was very drunk. She just barged her way

backstage. She was telling us all about how she's going to be an awesome comedian pretty soon. And then out of nowhere, she goes, oh, I paid a prostitute once to let me go down on her. Yeah, that's right. I was like, who the fuck goes down on a prostitute?

And then tells people about it. And hands over sweet cash. Yeah, exactly. It was worth it for the great story. Literally, I had forgotten that until you just said it then.

Which says a bit about you and me, Edo, that's like, that story was drilled out of my head to make way for the fucking day at McDonald's. There's more important shit that's like that story was drilled out of my head to make way for the fucking day at mcdonald's there's more important shit that's got to go in here well yeah that's well that's the

thing the other thing she said that stuck in my mind that night she got on a roll telling her life story and she said uh and again i don't know how it got to this but she was saying oh look yeah i used to uh i nearly got married once. I'm like, oh, yeah, what happened? She goes, oh, my fiancé ended up being gay. I went, oh, yeah, how'd that happen? Like, what was the story behind that? He saw her going down on a prostitute.

Not for me. And she goes, when we broke up, and he said, he admitted, he said, oh, I'm sorry, I'm gay. And she goes, oh, yeah, in hindsight, there was that time where I found a condom in his ass. Ah. At least he was being safe. Hang on.

He was being safe. Because she said, she said found it. Yeah. Yeah. It's just there on a routine checkup. What's this? I told you it's from my work. But she said, and I said well

yeah you would have thought that would have been a little bit of a giveaway at some point she goes he told me it was just a prank so she's like found it in there while he's like going can you just can you just really finger my arsehole for me tonight

and then she's come across there going, wait a minute, are you gay? No, no, no. Hamish and Andy got me. I wonder if he went to Trinity College. I wonder if someone did a sweet burn out at his arsehole. Burning rubber, yeah. But also, how do you not know there's a condom up your butt butt

How long would it have been up there for? Now I'm freaking out there's one there now Come on let's have a look More visual stuff for the podcast People at home going we can't see Luke's butthole All the audience there get to see it and we don't get to see it and we don't get to see it.

Say food handling. Say food handling. Again, our megaphone Lara is just on the phone. Just checking. Just tweeting, Facebooking. Should we do a bit of Australia's... I have to go to the bathroom is that it's got a chick

he's bum for a second and I'll be I'll be back unless I'm just I'm just checking podcast HQ to see if that's cool can you take the microphone in with you at the very least what are we doing here who the fuck are you you're just going someone in the audience

being on their phone now you're on the podcast just calling someone you know what I'm doing I actually forgot I was going to tell you about this but I am ringing

Oliver Clark right now I was going to get an update if we've all been listening about someone shitting in his pants about someone stealing his pants someone shitting in his pants. About someone stealing his pants and shitting in them. And I'm just ringing

to see. I was going to get a live update to see what had happened because the guy who stole them said he was going to reimburse him with some pants. So I just wanted to find out what the update was. But he's not answering at the moment. So I'll try him again very soon. Just keep trying him during the podcast. Riveting missed call.

Ring the comic. What? Ring the comic. I can't ring the comic because I don't know his number. Funnily enough, after he shit in my friend's pants, I didn't say, let's catch up. We're doing this again sometime, aren't we? Yeah, cool.

So, Mike, Carl was staying with you here in Perth for a couple of days. I'm fascinated to know, what's Carl like as a house guest? He was great, man. He kept to himself. Yeah, he was straight on the Wi-Fi, just jaying off in the back of the room. It's a bad sign, isn't it? I felt like that, where you walk into someone's house, and you stay with them, and the first thing you ask is the Wi-Fi.

Yeah, exactly. You've got to have a you've got to sort of pretend for a couple of hours like it didn't occur to you. Like, oh, by the way, before you go out, can I just get the Wi-Fi? Before I'm just going to be alone by myself in the next hour. Yeah. Is the password still 69, 69, 69?

No, it's LFC. Hey. Luke's back. Luke's back. Luke's back. That was quick. Good on you, Luke. Speaking of J-ing off by himself in a room. I found two.

I found two. And a note that said, Edda was here. I'm sorry. Should we do a bit of Australia's favourite? Longest running, most consistent radio series. Where are the scripts? Where are the scripts?

Do we have scripts? Did you print scripts? There were some late changes and I've just got it all on my laptop so we're going to have to all... Fucking hell. Come on, Carl. I'll get your laptop. We're going to have to all Fucking hell. Come on, Kyle.

I'll get your laptop. I know the password. We're going to have to all all gather around the campfire and read like the Waltons off one laptop. Is that cool? I'm going to unplug all this stuff.

Unplug. Yeah, unplug it. Well, we don't have anything left that's visual. Just bring the script up on the screen. Oh, wow. That would

That, yeah. So everyone can read along this fucking garbage Yeah It can be like When they do those screenings Of Mary Poppins Where they've got the lyrics

On the screen Oh Okay Again More things that could have Happened before the gig This is what This kind of shit

Is what people In the other states Have been getting For three years guys Just sit And just watch the Okay Is this the first podcast in Perth, the first live one?

Yes. Oh, wow. Is this the first? It's the first of this, but has anyone else done a live Perth podcast? Who? Guinness on the phone. Kevin Smith. Are we... Oh, yeah, okay. We do seem to be sponsored by Guinness. Are we

setting any records tonight? That was a set up for you to say something while I... Oh, yes we are. Setting the record for most fuckedest cunts. Yay! Yay! Most people on Dexys in one room. Who's been diagnosed, who's willing to admit they've been diagnosed with ADHD here?

Incorrectly or otherwise. There's someone at the back. Anyone else? How many? Oh, one, two, three. Maybe. You had a maybe at the back. That guy can't even concentrate long enough to know whether or not he has it.

All right. Does it matter? What? Does it matter? Does it matter? Oh, dear. Things have gotten serious. No. No, it's fine. Alright, let's get the...

Here we go. So, Adam, if we can go into the theme music, guys. It's time for Australia's favourite and most longest running and best radio serial, Rad Dance. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It's rad that year and I'm here to say I'm just riding around in a rad that way Gotta watch the kids, the cat and the dog Now it's gonna be rad when you catch the log, yeah Someone take our family photo.

What the fuck are we doing with our lives? That could have been longer. All right, we're starting. Hey, are you excited, Jenny? We're in Perth, your favourite city in Australia. Uh, Rad Dad, I don't like Perth. Remember the last time you bought me here when a travelling New Zealand tourist shit in my pants

while I was still wearing them? Speaking of shit, let's continue on with this storyline. I booked us a special treat here in Perth. I've pulled some strings and got us a guided tour of one of the biggest and most successful franchises in the whole world. A place every kid wants to hold their birthday party. A place

I spent a great deal of time my youth in. No way. You mean we're going to get to see what it's like out the back of a real life Mc... That's right, Jenny. We're going to Brashers. It's your childhood dream come true. We're going on a guided tour of Australia's most popular and most consistent music retail chain.

Rad Dad, my history teacher told us Brashers had gone out of business sometime in the Paleolithic Age. Yes, but you know what they say about Perth? It's a million years behind the rest of the country. Ha ha, those losers. Jesus Christ, Rad Dad, it's a good thing no one from Perth has paid good money to hear you say that. What? I didn't hear that last thing you said, so let's move on. Smell that. The air is thick with Linkin Park promo stickers and Jamiroquai kasingles. Hi guys, my name's Luke. Welcome to Brashers, where the staff approach customers as soon as they enter, just like at a restaurant for some reason.

Hi Luke, my name's Raddad and this is my daughter Jimmy. Jenny. Jenny. Oh, so you're Luke. I called earlier about a special guided tour of the store. Weren't you the one who asked why your clearasil hadn't worked? Even though you drunk a whole litre of it? I think you're confused. That wasn't me. I've been busy all morning in the break room,

satisfying Perth's... ..satisfying Perth's most expensive prostitutes. And P.S. they were paying me because I'm known in Perth as Mr. Satisfaction, the biggest cum in the West. Thanks for letting me run the script, Carl. This is under extreme duress. Okay, mate, we've all got stuff going on.

Anyway, don't know anything about any tour. I'll have to call my manager, Anne, and get her to show you around. Whoa, a female manager? Perth really is a crazy town. I'm Anne, the manager of brushes. What do you two fuckheads want? I ended up booking for a guided tour of the store

under the name Mr. Dad. Oh, that's right. You said your daughter Jenny is dying of cancer and her make-a-wish is to get a tour of brushes, right? Must be brain cancer to want to look around this shit store. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Um, yes, um... cancer to want to look around this shit store? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Look guys, I don't give a shit. Let's go. Quick tour. Quick tour's a good tour. Back here is where we keep all the band t-shirts. You can take a couple for free if you like.

They smell a bit funny. Because this is the room Luke goes into when he's having an asthma attack. But we all know he uses this as his jack-off room. Ha! I feel like you're not taking my medical conditions seriously. Oh my God, look at all these cool t-shirts. Hoober Stank, Mighty Mighty Boss Tones,

Evanescence, Sum 41, Three Doors Down, both Hootie and the Blue Fish. Sweet combo. And hey, what's all this stuff over the t-shirts? Yeah, okay, it's my acid pump medication, okay? So what are these tissues for?

It's a very sad illness. Whoa, so I get all these... Word is pretty hard. There we go. Whoa, so I get all these... Oh, fuck. Word is pretty hard. There we go. Whoa, whoa, so I get all these T-shirts for free?

This is the best day of my whole life, even better than the day my daughter was born. Hey, I'm with you. I wish I'd never happened either. All right, get that saggy old F-U-B-U... No, FUBU. Ah, I don't know what that is. What, have you not read this yet? Jesus. Alright, get that saggy old FUBU jeans-covered arse over here behind the counter and have a crack at serving some customers, condom arse.

Some sweet improv. Yes, ma'am. Hello, lady. Welcome to Brushes. Hey, man. Just these three DVDs. Thanks. Well, what have we got here? Season four of Breaking Bad, Orange is the New Black, True Detective. Yuck. Typical stupid sepo coming over to this country and not knowing

what the cool stuff to buy is. Mr. Dad, as a general rule, we usually try not to be too racist towards the customers. Well, instead of that crap, I'm selling you these ones. Blues Brothers 2000, Jingle All The Way, and The Director's Cut of Encino Man. All done and charged on your credit card. Thanks for shopping at Brushes.

Dude. I didn't want those movies at all. And given that this is one of only two lines that I have in this thing, I better make it worthwhile. Fuck you, you stupid old cunt. Wow, Red Dead. We've been trying to get rid of those shithouse DVDs

for years. And you just sold them off for full price. How would you like a job here at Brushashers? Condom ass. You hear that, Jenny? I just got myself a sweet job. We're totally moving to Perth, our favourite city in Australia.

Luke, you better show me to that t-shirt room. I'm so excited. I think I'm about to have what you call an asthma attack. Oh, call it a day! Oh, my God! The thing people say about Perth... The thing people say about Perth... Rad dad is filthy. Yep.

The thing people say about Perth audiences is they're like, is it so far away? They're just, like, psyched when things come over and they're really appreciative audiences. And the response to that rad dad proves that to be true. It's fucking hell. Round of applause and, yeah. Is that... Are we... How are we doing for time? Are we just about... Are we just about done?

I think we might be just about done. Yeah, I think we're, I think that's it. Good ending, Tommy. One of the best. Yeah. Oh. Leave them wanting less. That's what we always say. Oh.

I can say to people, I... Coming over on the plane, you know what? I don't usually have any plane issues of flying or whatever, but I flew over... Arrogant? Sorry? I didn't say arrogant. Yeah, yeah, fair enough.

I flew over and there was someone next to me on the plane, and I never think about how dangerous a plane is or whatever, but there was someone on the plane that was literally reacting to everything that happened. So as soon as we took off, it was just like, oh yeah, we're all cool. And then there's someone next to me going, whoa! Just taking off was like what and then i was like oh yeah i don't usually think about my mortality but because she's just saying whoa every time anything happened and then she just turns to me and goes we get to a certain height and she goes yeah i was thinking about just walking out what do you mean?

Oh, well, I was just going to walk out the door. I'm like, you know we're in the air. She's like, yeah. But to be fair, I have had depression. That's when the Westgate's not good enough, you go Jetstar. Pop the door open, see you mate. Yeah, and then she goes, we get to a certain height and then she goes, yeah

I guess we probably won't die today and I'm just sitting there going oh this is the worst plane trouble this is the first time I've ever thought about it being dangerous in the air she's just constantly reminding me of the fact that we're in the sky and this thing could plummet at any second anyway, thanks for coming tonight it's a great metaphor She's just constantly reminding me of the fact that we're in the sky and this thing could plummet at any second.

Anyway, thanks for coming tonight. It's a great metaphor for life. And it's also a great metaphor for this podcast, isn't it? It could have plummeted at any second. Oh, no. Oh, yeah, okay, get fucked. Even Dexy's midnight run is running away. Well, appropriately, this has gone so long that it is pretty close to midnight by this point, so

yeah. Make sure you hang around for Carl and Tommy's solo shows. Again. We might as well do ours, then. Well, we've got an Uncanny X-Men tribute band bleeding through the wall, so we can go next to her and listen to that.

I love Marvel Comics. That's nobody talking to us. Alright, guys. So we can go next door and listen to that. I love the Marvel comics. That's nobody talking to. Alright guys, it's time to take this podcast into the back of the kitchen and kick it around a little bit. Guys, give a round of applause for Mike Goldstein and Edmunds and Felix McGregor. Thank you guys so much for coming out.

We really appreciate it. We're going to stick around for a little bit. Yeah. See you. See you. Bye.