The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 234 - Live! Ronny Chieng, Fiona O'Loughlin & Josh Earl

Episode Date: April 1, 2015

Fiona's Smoking Chamber, Sansotif Faks and Fried Chicken Peeps.Recorded LIVE at The Joint, on March 30th, 2015. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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We've got absolutely massive guests confirmed for the remaining three Yeah, this is rare for us in that we've actually got people booked right the way through, which has never been the case before. Yeah, yeah. And we can say, yeah, big name, so come down. Hey, not that it needs any more hype, but the new venue, it's McDonald's adjacent. So you know what to do, guys. It is so close to McDonald's and KFC and a stripper's.

Yeah. Also, we've got our solo shows still on every night of the festival, 7 p.m. at the Imperial Hotel for me, my show Cutie Pie. Carl Chandler, World's Greatest and Best Comedians, 9.45 at the Victoria Hotel. And, hey, let's not forget the Drunk Cast. The Drunk Cast is the last Sunday, so what is it, April the 19th? Yeah, last Sunday at, after the, what time, like 10? 10, 10.30.

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Hey, mates. Welcome into the Little Dumb Dumb Club live as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Well, why did you turn the song down? Doesn't it just play over the top of us? See, now if what's happening in Adelaide is happening right now, that'll sound even funnier when people listen back at home. As if this is recording. Yeah.

Welcome into the Little Dumb Dumb Club for another week. My name is Tommy Dasolo. Standing next to me, the other half of the show, Carl Chandler. Hello, dickheads. Yay. We are coming to you from our new home of live podcasting, The Joint, on Elizabeth Street. Who turned up here out the front and had serious joints

that this place was even open? Did any of you guys... Did anyone get sexually harassed on the way in? It's like just the worst... It's the worst part of Melbourne. We're in the slums of Melbourne. Yeah. Was anyone scared coming in?

Because, like, Fleety was like... Is anyone scared now Literally, it looks like a place fleety hangs around and fleety was hanging around It's actual thing did anyone nearly fuck themselves up trying to step onto the escalator that wasn't working You know like you expect it to be moving and it's like it feels really weird I was like that thing of like describing people at home that aren't at the live show what they missed out on so that's what You missed out on an escal home that aren't at the live show what they missed out on. So that's what you missed out on, an escalator that doesn't work. Yeah, sucked in, guys.

You should have spent your 20 bucks. We've got a transparent green room that says clearly no smoking. Fiona O'Loughlin is in there smoking. Yeah, and we've told her that people out here can't see in, so she starts rubbing one out soon. We're going to...

And she's not even on tonight, so... Fucking weird. She starts rubbing one out soon. We're going to... And she's not even on tonight, so... Fucking weird. Is it soundproof in there? Because we're clearly talking about it and she seems to be paying no attention to it. Welcome to Sale of the Century, so yeah. Fiona O'Loughlin. That's a no smoking room in there.

There's a big sign that says no smoking. No, no, no, yeah. You're not on mic. We can't hear you. We kind of don't need her to be on mic. What if we just had the mic in there and we just interview her from out here? It would be a lot safer. I wish there was a button I could push and just have like notes of money

like fly down from the ceiling in there and she has to like grab them, you know? So it's pretty clear with our green room being transparent, you can see sort of who's on the show. And I loved a listener of the show pete over there said to us just before we were just crouching over there and she goes what are you sitting there where everyone can see you it's gonna lose the element of surprise were you guys gonna be surprised that we were on the podcast today is that were you not expecting that or uh numa how we going we're recording we on we all good cool Are we really on?

Great. Are we like Adelaide on or Melbourne on? Melbourne on. Alright, that's good. Because I... Did you... Who clapped? Was that you? Oh, because you're near Numo.

I thought that was Numo clapping himself for not fucking up. Fuck, we were in trouble if the audio goes technical. Oh, God. I... Well, I'll tell you this quick. While we're talking about technical difficulties. Um, I did a gig, uh, two two weeks ago and I was emceeing it. And as I came on every time, there'd be no music coming on.

And I'd come on and go, yeah, thanks for the music. Cut the music, guys. This is a joke. There's no music. I'd come off and then come back on and I kept referring and there was no music at any stage. I'm like, put the fucking music on. They didn't put the music on at any stage until the very end when I came back on. They put the music on.

I'm like, finally. then they just kept it on I just kept playing for a minute and I'm just going turn the fucking music down fucking turn it in so I finished the gig I'm like mad this guy comes up and goes oh good gig I'm like oh hey man were you in the audience where he's like no no I'm the tech and I'm like oh cool good one he goes yeah. He goes, yeah, big fan of Dum Dum. Yeah, so he's just trying to make it happen for himself in real life. That's great. Is he auditioning for a job recording this podcast?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you know, we do, like, so, yeah, we frequently have, by the way, you've lied a couple of people who've never seen the show before who are just here as random, so this must be all very confusing so far. What are these technical difficulties they keep going on about? Seems pretty top-notch to confusing so far. What are these technical difficulties they keep going on about? Seems pretty top notch to me so far. But I was on the tram on the way in here and this is the first time we've done a show in this venue and so there's kind of that unknown quantity

of like a thing's going to be set up, is it going to be a little bit fucked up or whatever. How fucked up is it going to be? Yeah, exactly. So I'm scrolling through my Facebook and this person I know in Sydney is doing like a charity run where she's trying to run. I think it's like 100 kilometres over the month and you can donate money to sponsor her. And it goes to the Cancer Council.

And I was just sitting there and I went, you know what? I'm going to try and buy myself some good karma. I'm going to donate 50 bucks to her. And it was purely not for the Cancer Council. Fuck them. Not for her running 100Ks, fuck that, eat more Maccas just purely trying to buy this podcast out of trouble

Wow, let's see if it works Judging by that reaction I think I should have donated more Maybe if I donate 100 I'll get laughs off the back of everything I say Donate a funnier amount Cool, alright $69, yeah. Boom.

That was easy. Alright guys, let's crack into it. Let's bring on our first guest for the day. You know her from Australian Story. You know her from the Comedy Festival Gala. Hello, guest number one. Your chicken is ready. Fuck.

Fiona. Fiona. Please. Fucking hell. Fuck! Fiona! Fiona! Please... Fucking hell. Oh, okay. Please welcome back into the Little Dumb Dumb Club, Fiona O'Loughlin! Oh my God!

Keep that applause going. Oh my god! Keep that applause going. Did you just start shaking hands with people in the front row, Jay Leno style? Get on mic, for fuck's sake. Go back to the smokers room. I must stink, I'm the only smoker. Yeah, anyway. Yeah.

Yeah? Yep. You do stink. What are you doing? Undo typing. No, I've got something I want to show you in a minute. You've got your... The text on your phone is so big. It's like she's got it set to...

She's an old lady. Oh, wow. Maximum dumb cunt setting And I still need my glasses That's like a stone fucking tablet Cunt? What's that? Oh no, nothing Cunt? What does that mean?

Have you never heard that word before? No, I'm a Christian I don't use that word I'm using it three times in my show How cool is that? Three? You open with it? Cunt, cunt, cunt

Sup cunts? See cunts? Yeah, for people You open with it? Cunt, cunt, cunt. Sup, cunts? See, cunts? Yeah, for people that don't know... They're anecdotal cunts. What? I only use the word cunt in an anecdote where someone else said it. That's okay. And what about the other two times?

No. Can I tell you one I said? Yeah. It's really cool. Please. My daughter broke up with her boyfriend, right? Oh. So boring.

Which daughter? I don't know. No, I do know. The one you know. The one I know as well? Yeah. Anyway. Do you reckon she's out for making some big mistakes?

She does this. Tom's here. You are so funny. Because you've got good-looking daughters. Yeah, they're really hot. You've never said that to her on this podcast before. Every time. I've got two boys, two girls and a cunt.

No, she's really mean. Like, she threatens to commit suicide unless I give her money. So it's kind of blackmail, isn't it? Yeah. Yeah. I would have made a bigger issue with the fact your daughter's going to die than the money element of it. But anyway.

No, it's like, I don't know. It's attention seeking, I think. I don't know. Right. And if she does, my career's fucked, isn't it? Yeah, that is going to be a big problem't it? Can't you just hear Koshi on Channel 7? Do you think she went too far?

Ring in! And then the next show I'll be called One Down. No, I'm kidding. You're just doing gear now that you trolled on me when we had lunch in Brisbane a few weeks ago. Yes I'm kidding. You're just doing gear now that you trialled on me when we had lunch in Brisbane a few weeks ago. Oh, yes, I am too. Fuck, sorry, Tommy. Fuck, I did too.

It's fine, it's good stuff. No, but she broke up with her boyfriend. This is what she does. She pushes boys as far away, like mean to them, and then they dump her. So this guy she's going out with is awesome and she was emotionally abusive to him. She said he was a social retard, right?

Bit of dirty talk, I love it. But how cool is this for the guy? Because guys need to stick up for themselves. He said, no, that's verbal abuse. No, I'm not taking that. He said, you need to see a counsellor and I'll see you in a month. Now, what I love about being 52 is like you're you've got compacted wisdom okay and well I think I have anyway she comes like that's crying

she said why don't you just pretend you went to counseling it and said stop being a cunt. Wow. There you go. You called her a cunt. You're just using rope from your festival show again. Is that in my show? I guess that was five minutes ago when we talked about that. It's weird because I have always been a big swearer and my 29-year-old son has never said the F word.

Have I met your 29-year-old son? No. Is he hot? He's the most honourable man I know. He's awesome. He lives out in the APY lands, Aboriginal country. Anyway, he's a little bit on the spectrum. Yeah.

And just enough to be awesome, you know? Because he found out his grandparents, his grandfathers, who he loves, didn't say the F word when he was about five, and he was like, I'm not going to either. And he never has. Wow. And I was talking to his friends. All his friends are Aboriginal guys,

and they're all called Riggin, Regan, Rogan. I don't know who's who. And that's not racist. I'm just... Anyway, I said to Regan or Rogan or Regan, I said, is it true Henry never says fuck or is it just around me? And he goes, no, no, he won't say... He'll say effin'.

He won't say fuck. Oh, see, that's a cop-out, don't you reckon? Effin'. It's like when people used to say like bulldust at school and you go just swear, don't pretend swear He's never come to my show He's never seen you do comedy No

Why not? Because he was the one who used to say he was a bit of a nerd don't get me wrong, lovely kid, just not my cup of tea and he took a piss Which I think was a really good joke so it wasn't that he's not a fan of comedy it's not a man you abuse yeah because I stupidly named names like I shouldn't know if I should have just called him something else just picked a different son to rag on yeah do you mean like on

stage or just in general like you shouldn't have bothered to give him names? I should have called him Patrick, you know, or something. Not Henry. Yeah. Now I've done it again. And this time it's recorded. But Tess is really pissed off. You know Tess.

Yeah. Because I've got all these stories about a daughter of mine. And they're all fucking awful stories. This daughter of mine. And it's only one daughter. Tess is like, people are going to think it's me. One of them's got to be me but it's all that one Henry yeah also the the it wasn't test that broke up no oh yeah well I'm still available and she does coming in she goes to me I've got such a great MDMA joke. I'm like, not as good as mine. What about we do an episode with just the O'Loughlin kids?

Oh, wow. Yeah. That'd be great. The right of reply episode. Yeah, yeah. That'd be awesome. That would be good. Yeah, that'd be really good.

Henry doesn't talk, but... We'll make him swear on the podcast. Oh, yeah. Burt would be good. Can we do a... We'll make him say fuck. Yeah. That would be great. Yeah. on the podcast. Oh, yeah. Burt would be good. Can we do a... We'll make him say fuck. Yeah. That would be great.

Yeah. What a podcast. Let's do podcasts with all our guests' kids. Just making kids swear in general. It doesn't matter who their mum is. Yeah. Fiona, are you here for the hour or have you got to piss off

and do an interview on Sin FM or some shit? I'm here for what? Two hours. I don't want to go anywhere. Because I've got some stuff to tell you. Oh, okay. We've got some gear saved up. Alright, good. And again, like I said...

It's not gear. It's real life. I'm stressed. Fleety is lurking outside somewhere. So that is a real thing. You've got to stay in here or have 20 bucks to give away. Yeah, it's a lock-in podcast. Yeah. So what's been going on? Because you've come in here or have 20 bucks to give away. It's a lock-in podcast. So what's been going on? Because you've come in here and you're like, boy, have I got some tales to tell.

You've been really hyping it up. Should we get the next guest on before the tale comes out? Oh, is there another guest? Oh, sorry. Henry O'Loughlin, come on down. Oh my God, I would die if he was here. Fuck Boy O'Loughlin, come on down. Oh my God, I would die if he was here. Fuck boy Erlachlan, come on in. Let's get a second guest on.

Folks, you know this guy from the gala, from pretty much everything else on TV. Please welcome back into the Little Dumb Dumb Club, Ronnie Chang. Oh, Ronnie. I love you, Ronnie. Hey, everybody. Hey, what up, Ronnie. Hey, everybody. Hey, what up, guys?

Hey, thanks so much for having me. Before we begin or continue, I just want to find out where the line is with this audience because I don't want to offend anyone in this audience because this city is becoming so fucking sensitive. I don't even know what the fuck I can say anymore, right? So if I happen to offend anyone in this, just raise your hand, I'll tone it down, right? Because I don't even know what the fuck I can say anymore, right? So if I happen to offend anyone in this,

just raise your hand and I'll tone it down, right? Because I don't know where I'd like this anymore. This shit is becoming so fucking sensitive. It's stifling creativity and it's fucked.

Yes! Would you... Is everyone offended by that? Is everyone offended by that? Would you go as far to say that everyone is getting too... Sans-o-tive? Yeah! Everyone is becoming too sensitive.

Is it true that you were going to call... What's the name of your show? You don't know what you're talking about. You were going to call it... The best title ever. You were going to call it Sensitive Facts. Yes. I was going to call it Sensitive F, as in F-A-K.

Yeah. But then I didn't. Because I had a moment of sobriety and I went... You can't do... Because the danger with this fucking club, this dum-dum club, is we get too fucking in-jokey. The rest of the world has no idea what the fuck we're joking about. Right? So sometimes it gets... It gets hilarious in here when I go sensitive.

Fuck, that's really funny. We take it out to the real world. No one knows what the hell I'm talking about. So sometimes we get out of this club, we've got to tone it down. Okay, if you don't like it, why don't you go... You can't always be going 100 miles an hour all the time, right? If you don't like it, go June Northern yourself, man. Yeah.

This is the problem. Stand-up used to be just between us and you. It was private. And now... And then some fuckhead started recording it. And now every fucking sensitive asshole has a goddamn blog and Twitter and things like that. That somehow entitles them to be fucking sensitive all day.

Dude. You're really scaring me. To be honest, Ronnie, when you turned up, I was talking to you before and I was like, wow, I've never seen Ronnie this relaxed and this calm.

You know, I know you went surfing the other day. You were walking with dinosaurs. Yeah, you know, I had a great weekend. I went surfing yesterday. It's awesome. I went to watch Walking with Dinosaurs

just before I came to this. What is it? What is it about pterodactyls that got your fucking panties in a bunch? Walking with Dinosaurs, the live arena spectacular is awesome. Did one of the pterodactyls make... Giant robot puppets. Three. Why can't we, at Stand Up Geeks now, have your phone taken off you?

We should bring it in. No, that's not the problem. That's not the problem. Recording isn't... The problem is people being fucking sensitive. Over shit. Hey, Ronnie, based on what you saw today, what would you say is the most sensitive dinosaur?

That's a tough question. The Diplodocus. Because there were a lot of carnivores in the show, and those guys aren't sensitive, right? Carnivores are by definition not sensitive creatures. No, because they're not going to eat you. They kill for a living, right? So the herbivores...

Oh, carnivores eat vegetables. No, carnivores eat meat. Just remember which ones you saw when you were a kid. Got him! Got kid. Got him! Got him! What does that mean? I'm old. I'm old.

Oh, I see. When you saw, what dinosaurs you saw when you were a kid. Okay. Was that offensive? Did I offend? Who did I offend? Who did I offend? You?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Go blog about it. Go blog it and tweet it at me. Goddamn sensitive fucking asshole. Can't say a goddamn word in this fucking city without some asshole blogging about it on your stupid WordPress asshole.

Can't we use blogger, you fucking idiots? Bunch of morons. At least get your own domain name, you fucking subdomain using piece of shit. I love you. Oh, by the way, how much do you want for TommyDassolo.I'mOKwithAnything.com the email address

I can get you Tommy at RonnieShang.com we talked about this ages ago I want this can I get that too can I get Tommy Tommy at RonnieShang.com

Tommy2 at RonnieShang.com Tommy underscore 69 at 69 as in that's your date of birth right that's in that's your date of birth, right? That's your year of birth because you're like 50 right now. Is that right?

Hey, it's my birthday tomorrow. Your fifth... Happy 55th birthday, my friend. That's the line. What? Oh, that offended you? That offended me. I can't wait to be 70.

It's going to be awesome. So, tomorrow. I can't wait to be 70. It's going to be awesome. So, tomorrow. Nah. Got him. Just going to Joan Rivers it up and say what you fucking really want to say when you're 70. Every one on this panel looks fucking old.

Except for me. This guy, you're younger than me, but for some reason. Yeah. No, I know the reason. I take very poor care of myself. Okay, fine. How old are you? I can never remember how old you are. It's tricky with age. On your podcast, you said... No, I know the reason. I take very poor care of myself. How old are you? I can never remember how old you are.

It's tricky with Asians. They either look really young or really old. There's no middle. I know, right? What are they up to? That's not my joke. I stole that from someone. But it's true, isn't it? Not really. Sorry, I wasn't listening. What did you say? You know what? Oh, no.

No, no, please. I'm sorry. No, it was a joke. Someone said Asians either look really young and then they just go bang to old. Oh, yeah, yeah. I once saw a JPEG about this. I saw this JPEG. It was a JPEG cartoon. Or Gab Ross, he might have told it.

No, I can't mention names. I'm unable to mention names of other comics Why? Because of everyone being so terrible Because people are so fucking fancy that they can't take

a fucking joke at their own expense No they fucking can't I don't want to hear it on Twitter like in two weeks everyone's like what did you mention about

I don't want to hear it so I'm not mentioning anyone's names I feel like getting Ronnie on to assist with the telling of Fiona's story may have been a mistake

It's backfired somewhat Yeah, Fiona, have you got your story? Do you want to hear my JPEG? Yeah, tell us about your JPEG I want you to bend physics, let's hear a JPEG A JPEG is an image file format So it's a shot for, I saw a picture on the internet I'm glazing

So the picture was was how Asian women age. And so it was like they stay the same until like 50 and then they just hit crater. Yeah. Was that offensive?

As an Asian woman, yes, I found that offensive. Wasn't even your race. You're going to bitch moan about that? I always complain about my own people. You're going to come on me with that shit? Go write a blog about it, all right?

You fucking assholes. Everyone's showing up here tonight. Any complaints? Send it to complaints at ronnycheng.com. It's my new email account. I'll deal with it. Okay. This might be shocking.

It's not the story. This might be shocking, okay? But what is the intent when you're telling a joke, okay? This whole thing, like, I'm not saying this to be provocative, but I had a dodgy grandfather, right? Dodgy. And... Ron, are you okay?

You okay? No, listen, listen, listen, listen. So, what's wrong with this picture, right? There's backyard cricket, there's mothers with salads, you're sitting on your grandpa's lap and he's got his hand down the back of your pants, right? What's wrong with that picture? A lot.

Cricket. I don't eat salad. It's a boring sport. No, no. So, we're at a family reunion, all sponsored by Yellow Glen, 41st Cousins. Did we mention this isn't the drunk cast and we start laughing laughing at the old bastard you know

dancing on his grave you know and I've got to remember where this goes oh that's right and this old old aunt of mine walks past, and she goes, what are you girls all laughing about? And I'm like, oh. We're just laughing about what a pervert Gramps was and how he used to stick his hands down the back of our pants when we were little. And she did not miss a beat.

She kept walking, and she goes, back of your pants, you're lucky. No. She goes, Uncle Dom used to go right down the front. Okay, now, we also had a pervert across the road. Oh, phew, I thought there was only one in this story. Great. No, a little tiny town

and this pervert didn't do too much to us because my dad was on the council, right? But... Bloody red tape. I can see people up the back going fuck this I'm going into the streets to take my chances with flea I don't see why this is offensive I really don't because it's funny if you want it to if you want

to laugh at the perpetrator right anyway I was I used to go into mr. Fitzon's house and Kate my sister much smarter than me she goes what are you going in there for I'm like Kate he tickles you on the bed and you get a lolly. Now, the point I'm making... Yes, please. Thank God. The point I'm making is... I forgot the point.

Oh, no, that's right. I remember when the Rolf Harris stuff was going down you know. Oh good a third one good. No lighten up, lighten up. My sisters and I were like Jesus. You know they were all giving their everything like fricking hell. You know like toughen up. Like in our day all I'm saying is that children are so much safer now. That would never happen. Happened to me. I choose to laugh about it and tell some audiences. And if someone wants to get on a fucking blog, which I don't even know what it is,

and find that offensive, go fuck yourself. Would you say that people are being a bit too sensitive? Yes. Thank God I just remembered that you guys can edit this that whole chunk right there you either got a bleep it or cut it out because we can't I cannot be on I cannot be in that story yeah no just my city was that you? No, suddenly it becomes I did some shit. You don't know.

The media is so fucking sensitive. Just sheer proximity. All right, let's make it worth editing out then. Ronnie was the one that gave Fiona the lolly at the end of the tickling session. So now you definitely are in it. And he calls his penis his lolly. Please edit that. That is... Please edit that Can we get

Can you wash your lolly in the sink Yeah we can bleep that out We'll bleep it out Yeah should we bring Should we bring our third guest on And then maybe eventually We'll hear this story Speaking of pedophiles

Folks from Spics and Specs Please welcome back In the little dum-dum club Josh Earl Josh Earl Hello Hello How am I doing I've been watching the show from Spix and Spex, please welcome back in the little dum-dum club, Josh Earle! Josh Earle. Hello, hello. How am I doing? I've been watching the show and it looks like Carl's about to turn some tricks in that red light.

And now I'm in the red light. I feel like a fucking idiot. You're in the other one. You're like, you and Carl are in the... Yeah. Yeah, I'll get close to Ronnie. It's alright. I know you're a bit funny about touch. No, I'm okay. Okay. It's good. No, I'm okay.

Also, there's no shame in increasing your font size. Right? It is bad for your eyesight to constantly stare at small fonts. Increase your font size. Swallow your pride. Increase font size. Swallow your

pride. Increase font size. Show us your font size, Ronnie. My font size is humongous. It's like that. Yeah, look at my shit. I also like that, Fiona, before you were saying we should ban phones from gigs. You've been on your phone the whole fucking time, Fiona. You have been on your phone the whole time.

Speak into the microphone, please. Sorry, Ronnie. I'm not going dumb on anyone, am I? You have been on your phone the whole time. This is... Yes, only because it's... Speak into the microphone, please. Sorry, Ronnie! Because... You're going to have me voted out of comedy. That microphone isn't that sensitive. Why do these people know Sanssotif? Why do they know?

Because you just started saying it. Yeah, I said sensitive. You go Sanssotif, which is an in-joke between the two of us. Is it? Yeah. You fucking dick Oh so I should spell out... Oh sorry I don't want to take your time

Sorry I don't want to... No no you go, no you just keep... I'm sorry No, I mean on the joke as well You spell it all different cases as well Is that what you were going to say? I was going... Yeah but it's, you know...

I ruined it? No no I wanted... I didn't give it the Ching treatment? No no no I don't want to... You got to do this And then you got to... Uppercase and then lowercase. You fucking.

You know what? Go fuck yourself. Is that? Is that? Is that Ronnie Schwarzenegger? Really good at accents. I was trying to give you some audio time, but go fuck yourself.

It's not a sensitive tumor. Is that the Schwarzenegger? What was that? Haha, you didn't get something. What the fuck are you looking at? I have an anecdote later and it includes the text. Let's do the anecdote now. Tell the anecdote.

Fucking hell, if you're going to be angry at me, you're scaring me. I'm a lady. Not really. No, this week I thought, I'm going to... I haven't had a date since I was 19, right? Hang on, we just asked the lady for an anecdote, the one that just told us about three pedophiles one minute ago. Why are we doing that?

Anyway, go. Yeah, so I thought, this is weak. So, I sent a stone text. A stoned text, yes. Yeah, I got stoned and sent a text. Yeah, to? To someone we all know, another comedian. Oh, okay.

So embarrassing. Anyway, that's not the story. Wait, what did the text say? Let's do that as a story. Okay, but you can't say the name. Okay, well, just don't tell us it. Oh, Jesus, what is wrong with marijuana? Oh, I'm seeing a lot of green on this side.

Oh, no, wait, that's the font size. There's three words in there. Oh, it's too embarrassing. Anyway, I basically asked this really good friend of mine if it would be okay if we had kind of sex. Can we see who it is? Oh, wow. Like, just because I haven't been in the game for so long,

I thought he might be nice. And what did you say back, Ronnie? He sent her a JPEG of what she could expect. No, I said I like walking with dandasals, not fucking with dandasals. Got her! Well, you're not getting one of my blowjobs. Do you know, apparently I'm really good at them

because I used to give my husband blowjobs so I didn't have to look at him or talk to him. True story. I didn't know I was giving A-grade blows. Anyway. But who told you that you would do a good job with that? Your husband? No, a guy.

Some other guy told you that you gave him? Yeah, one other guy. Some guy was just watching. He went, that's good. A guy in Toronto. Drake. Who I blew for a line of... Drake.

Let's get that going as a showbiz rumour. Fiona sucked off Drake. It's really terrible. No, I was really drunk. I just wanted more vodka and I'll do anything. Like, anyway. Do you know who Drake is?

No. Okay. Anyway, then I had this other really famous comedian out of the blue from the UK ring me and ask me if it would be okay if he masturbated whilst thinking of me.

Oh! Did you tell him you don't need to ask for that? Hey, he masturbated whilst thinking of me. Oh. Did you tell him you don't need to ask for that? That's one of the points. What's the rules in the UK? He said, I just feel it would be the honourable thing to do. Can we see his name? Have you got a text from him as well? Yes.

Anyway. And what did you, did you give him as well? Yes. Anyway. And what did you... Did you give him your permission? Yeah. Oh, I just went and go for it and went back to sleep. It was the middle of the night, mate. But he said it was... He said he thought it was the most gentlemanly thing to do.

I'm like, I've never heard of such a thing. Yeah. I would have put my coat on a puddle rather than said, can I have a whack over here? It's a strange modern world, isn't it? Yeah, it's modern chivalry. I'm going to start doing that. Texting permission.

I am going to go over my plan every month. Can we have a game of guess who to figure out who the comedian is? I think I know who it is. No, because then it will come out. I know who it is. Oh, do you? Yeah, I won't say it out who the comedian is? I think I know who it is. No, because then it will come out. I know who it is. Oh do you? Yeah. I won't say it though.

Okay. Oh yeah, because... I know. Give us a hint. No, this is not an ad. Will you cut it out? Sure. I'll say he's won awards.

Oh, I reckon I know who it is. There you go. Don't have to say it. Is he a genius? I think he thinks he is. Albert Einstein. Yep. Anyway, I'm with you guys, I don't know who he is. Then I thought, okay, okay, you want a relationship, it's time.

So I've been talking to this guy on Facebook, right, and so I thought, okay, be brave. Is this a UK comedian? No, this is just guy on Facebook, right? And so I thought, okay, be brave. Is this a UK comedian? No. This is just a random on Facebook. Right. And I'm like, we've been chatting and we arranged to meet, which I had no intention of turning up. And then I just thought, no, be brave, do it.

You're lonely, okay? So we're going to meet at the front of the art centre. And I went and there he was. And I the art centre. And I went, and there he was. And I went, hi. And he went, Fiona. And I was really, like, overwhelmed with how, like, I couldn't have painted a better picture of what I wanted. Like, the cut of his cloth, Ronnie.

He had smart shoes. He was into the arts he was awesome it's just like everything I wanted and then I said where should we go and I said this coffee tables here this other front the outside I said we'll just sit here and he's like yeah I says just incredible I told him so much I told him I hadn't had sex for six eight years right I'm just telling him everything you know did you tell him about the UK comedian? No.

Did you tell him that you're really good at blowjobs, though? Did you tell him you weren't going to be very sensitive? I remember saying, it was so weird, just two weeks ago, I just thought, yes, I'm ready for love. And then he said, Fiona, I'm so sorry. We've both got our wires crossed. He wasn't my date. I forget people know who I am.

Like Owen. And he's just gone, Fiona. And then all of a sudden I've gone, where should we sit? And then I've told him I've gone where should we sit? And then I've told him I haven't had sex for eight years. And then I've told him I'm ready for love. Right but then how did you not know it wasn't him? He told me.

But you don't recognise his face? No. Why? Because it was on Facebook. I didn't look at his face. Just remember half of that word, Facebook. No it was in the messages thing. We'd been talking on the messages. But didn't he have a picture of himself in there? No, it was just...

So why did you want to hook up with a guy that you didn't even know what he looked like? Because he could have been great. Sounds like you've been catfished, but it's actually worked out really well for you. Can you try using Tinder? Dan, I had to meet the real one oh and now he's a stalker and it's revolting and he's got a mustache okay so two

minutes after the and he didn't pay two minutes after oh he's paying now two minutes after the day hi Fiona I don't want to sound like a broken record but remember increase that font size do you want me to read it out yeah please all right no no it's a sexy one This is two minutes after Okay Oh, well, two hours Hey Fiona So can you give a context for this? What happened here?

When did he send this? Two hours after our date With the stranger? Yeah That you told that you haven't had sex Were you here two minutes ago? No Okay, the person with the moustache

Okay Yo, I'm trying to clarify for audio It's Trying to help your pockets out, you fucking asshole Okay, the person with the moustache. Okay. Yeah. Yo, I'm trying to clarify for audio. It's... I'm trying to help your podcast out, you fucking asshole. Okay, so he says, Hey, Fiona, have I upset you? You haven't got back to me.

Please ease my mind. Just give me a quick call and say hello. Let me know that you're okay. Then, like, immediately after... P.S. I'm about to bat one off. Is that okay? you're okay then like immediately after yes I'm about to bat one off and then like barely a second after him let me check the time okay so immediately sends off to Fiona please talk to me what did I say or do yesterday that has upset you

I treasured our time together Fiona please talk to me X of the Fiona please call me fuck he's. Earth to Fiona, please call me. Fuck. Did he say Earth to Fiona? Yeah. He's the guy who keeps messaging Earth to Fiona.

Is this Rad Dad? But I got a text from the first guy and he wants a date. Happy ending. Yeah. And that's my anecdote. So when's this date happening?

Wednesday after my show. Pardon? Wednesday after my show. Is he going to come to your show? Yeah. Oh, wow. Is he going to come in your show? What's sex life after menopause?

I haven't had it after menopause. I'm a bit dry. Okay. Can you have the date next Sunday just in that glass room over there while we do this podcast?

And we'll just live commentate it. You thought the commentary of Cody and McGinley's DVDs was brutal. Wait until you see that. Man. Oh, I don't think.

Hey, can you talk to Josh? He barely got any I've been doing all right. I've got time. Yeah. Well, been doing alright. How's it going? Yeah. Well, Josh, speaking of batting one off, I found out something about you recently at a gig. This is funny because I...

Across the road here, there's the peeps. Let's all go to the peeps after this. Two bucks. We'll all go. Two bucks compared to 20 bucks for this shit. That's pretty sweet. What's the peeps? Peep shows.

Okay. So a window goes up. Nudie girls nudie girls yeah understand half the words you people say must be really annoying so anyway i was talking to me and tommy would just let's go to peeps as a joke but then i was saying my friend who did go to peeps one night now i don't know if this is true, but he reckoned it's true, he went to the Peaks just across the road here, and when the window went up, a woman was just there in the nude just eating a bucket of KFC and then went, oh, put it aside, and then started getting into it for the next 35 seconds

and then, yeah, so that could happen we could all go there, but Daslo would have been like, no, no get back to the bucket, yeah, yeah, I was about to say I think I might have been in there before your friend that night, and that's what I requested. I bought him a bucket. I'm like, just chow into this, and you're going to have 50 bucks coming your way. Dude, KFC is fucking disgusting, right?

If you want to go eat fried chicken, go get yourself some Korean fried chicken from Gami, okay? Lonsdale and... Is that in your list? Yes, it's in my list, of course. Actually, I'm going to go this week with Greg Larson. Yeah, please go there, eat that chicken, and tell me you can ever eat KFC again after that, alright? For God's sakes, you animals.

Josh, what I was actually trying to bring up was the thing that you told me at the gig we did together a few months ago that I'm now obsessed with. You don't want to talk about it? Oh, no. You bring it up, then. Well, because I have a bit in my festival show about seeing a sexy movie for the first time as a kid and kind of...

Pawny or sexy? What? Pawny or sexy? What was the first one? Pawny. Pawny. No, no, like a movie called Wild Things, if anyone knows that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Erotic thriller. Denise Roberts? Richard, you fucking idiot. Erotic thriller. Denise Roberts. Richard, you fucking idiot. I'm so stupid. It's my birthday tomorrow, you know.

Yeah, so next year it's 40. That's true, though. Next year. Are you 40? Next year's going to be a big one. No, next year. So you're 39 tomorrow? Yes. Congratulations on living that long, man.

Thank you. Anyway, so that was my kind of first movie that I saw that, you know, as a kid, that aroused me in any way. And you have, your version of that story is very different. Yes, so I was, mine was The Mask with Jim Carrey. And when Cameron Diaz walks out from the bank and I'm like, oh, I was sitting in my beanbag at home in Burnie and went, oh, okay, and then I called Fiona, is this all right, Fiona? And then I go...

She said yes. Had to do Earth to Fiona. Yeah, no, but she said yes to some random in the street, not to you. So you told me that and you said I jacked off to the mask when I was a kid and I couldn't remember that Cameron Diaz bit and I'm like, what bit, like when the dog puts the mask on? Like what's setting you off in that movie? Well, now that we've set the tone this low,

I think that is the perfect time to go into... No, no, no, can we not go in there quite yet? I want to ask Ronnie about something. Okay. Oh, shit. Is it about surfing? It's about sex. Oh, it is now.

Hey, what about you and me? I already made the joke. He doesn't have a second line for that. I can do the joke again. So, Ronnie, you were on the like... I like walking with dinosaurs. Shut up! Hey, Karen, this is the first time

you've had this event here, right? In this venue? Yeah. So you do not have an established relationship with the manager of this bar? No. Okay, so he's seeing this

for the first time. Too much, yeah. He must be impressed by the turnout and the dedication that your audience has. Yes. Okay.

What about the content of the show? Whatever, he doesn't care. People buying drinks, he doesn't give a fuck. We could say anything we want, he doesn't give a fuck. We could say anything we want, he doesn't give a fuck. Well, you said, I was talking to you before the show

and I said, oh, it's a bit of trouble because I think there was a bit of confusion whether it was three or four o'clock that people are a bit late and you just said, I'm just impressed

anyone gives a fuck about your show. Yeah, but I mean that in a good way. He said that. Yeah, no, no, I mean that in a good way. I didn't mean that

as in this show is terrible. I take everything you say as a compliment. Yeah. It's fine. I mean, I got tonal problems. I've acknowledged that several times. I'm saying...

How do you dirty talk someone with that voice? Dude. We've broken him. With your Arnie Ronny Cheng voice Yeah, it's okay You are getting me so hard I make it work, I make it work Oh hey, I just remembered something very quickly

The last time you were on we had a lot of good feedback about you singing Katy Perry Can you give the audience a little bit of that? I love Katy Perry Do you like Katy Perry? Yeah. Can you give the audience a little bit of that? I love Katy Perry. I think that's what people hear. Do you like Katy Perry? He likes... He's like a 13... He's just about to do it. He's like a 13-year-old girl.

Do you want Firework, Teenage Dreams, or California Girls? Put it to the vote. Firework? Firework. I think that's a big vote for none of them.

Teenage Dreams. Teenage Dreams. Teenage Dreams? Yeah. You make me feel like you're living a teenage dream. When you turn me on, I can't breathe. Don't ever look back. Don't ever look back. Worth the price of admission to be able to see Ronnie's face when he does that as well.

You go to his solo show you won't see that shit. I'll let you put your hands on me in my skin tight jeans put the jeans in my dream tonight. Ronnie's the only one

in my know who played Katy Perry on Triple R. They asked him what song he wanted to play and he said Katy Perry and they played it because of who he is

and everyone in the office was like, what the fuck is going on? And you know what? Those motherfuckers can shut the fuck up. It's music. Go fuck yourself. You ask me what track I want to play, I play this one. Don't bitch moan. I'm walking out of the station, people

are like, why'd you play Katy Perry? I'm extremely disappointed in the programming choices of the video. Go fuck your mother. Yeah, you're right. Those fucking penal colony barbarians. They're so fucking hipster and so sensitive. They ask me what song do I like.

I said I like this song. It's unoffensive. You fucking bitch moan. Are you serious? Goddamn idiots. But the bitch moan is that... Please support Community Radio. It's really good.

Bitchmoan, is that a Ronnie Chang original term? I don't even know, I don't even know. I'm just too mad right now. Alright, well let's make it madder, let's go to Australia's favourite, most consistent and longest running radio serial. And by the sound of it, most popular. Rad Dad. Rad Dad! Go fuck your mother! It's Rad Dad here and I'm here to say I'm just riding around in a Rad Dad way Got a white kid, a cat and a dog Now see me, you're right in your catalogue

Yeah! He's the raddest dad in town Cause I'm Rad Dad He's the raddest dad in town Cause I'm Rad Dad Oh sorry Ronnie He's the raddest dad in town Rad Dad Good song, good song Ronnie That's a good song

Were you singing that live? Yeah Dude I thought that was a recording, that's awesome Thanks It was live everyone right? Yes Do a line from memory This Yes. Do Katy Perry now. Baby you're a fire... That was Ronnie's version of Katy Perry. Baby you're a fire, work.

Here's the thing about Katy Perry, if she got out of the shower with no make up shouldn't be pretty finally no I disagree I think she's previous without this isn't in the script by the way guys so far this I've read all of this here we go here we go well Jenny it's a special day of the year Oh what first weekend of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival? No. The Cricket World Cup final? No. Oh, the day you finally get your Dieter Brummer tattoo removed? No.

Don't worry, Jenny. The golden years of Summer Bay will live on my bicep forever. I can't believe you've forgotten again. It's my birthday. Oh, happy birthday, Rad Dad. How old are you? 41? 42?

1993? Or is that just the year you're stuck in? Don't be silly, Jenny. And I don't believe in age anyway. I think you're only as old as the last Evanescence album you've bought from Sanity. Wow, who could that be? Mum! Me! Hello, Rad Dad Hello Fiona or Rad Mum Or whatever we called you in previous episodes Because we always burn the scripts And can't remember what we called you last time

Me? Hi Rad Dad Increase your font size Hi Rad Dad, since I took all of your Jag box sets in the divorce I thought the least I could do Is come around and give you a blowjob A present, a birthday present.

Oh wow, Red Mum, what did you get me? Well, I got you a copy of Fiona O'Loughlin's Greatest Hits, available everywhere on Punchline DVD. Shut the fuck up. Hmm, why would you buy a comedy deed from anyone else? Great point. And it's perfect for watching with a male escort if you've watched every South Park episode.

Jesus, I'm a sad fuck. Cool, but Fiona O'Loughlin, I thought she was dead. Well, not through lack of trying. Although reading this script is inspiring her to have another crack. Sorry, what was that? Nothing, dear. Happy birthday from me and the terrible decision-making inside the sponsorship department of punchline comedy DVDs.

Wow, it's another knock on the door. What a day! Who is it? Hello and congratulations Mr. Rad Dad. You've won a special birthday delivery of Qingdao beer. Always drink responsibly. Your daughter Jenny won our big competition where the question was, why does your dad deserve a truckload of beer? And Jenny won with her answer, the more chance of liver disease for my dad, the better. where the question was, why does your dad deserve a truckload of beer? And Jenny won with her answer, the more chance of liver disease for my dad, the better. Although I'd like to add, you should always damage your liver responsibly.

What a birthday! A free comedy DVD from the very, very, very good folk at Punchline DVDs. Wow, I think we've been sponsored this week. A truckload of beer given to me by that angry young Malaysian man. What else could I wish for on my birthday? Wow, who could that be? Hello? Hi, Mr Raddad. I'm your birthday singer, Graham. Oh, wow. Wait, where do I know you from?

Nowhere. Didn't you used to... Didn't you used to host a TV show? I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I've written a specially commissioned birthday song. I've got a backing track and with this podcast, what could possibly go wrong? Hit it, Numo.

Well, it's Rad Dad Day and I'm here to say it's your 45th birthday. You've got a wife, a kid, a cat and a dog. You love Evanescence, so you're a bit of a flog yeah i wish your dad hadn't your mother because you're rad dad the has bloke around because it's rad dad rad dad should kill himself in front of a live studio audience oh you know what I'm glad you should show video got axed you better copyright that so we were meant to mention at the top of the show that we're on being sponsored this week by punchline DVD that was meant to mention at the top of the show that we're being sponsored this week by Punchline DVD.

That was meant to be several callbacks in there. And it just ended up being a weird reference to something that no one knew what the fuck was about. Oh, speaking of that, I want to thank all the

Dum Dum Club listeners in Sydney who came to the Qingdao party. Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah. You can go on Facebook and Twitter and you had a bunch of Dum Dum fans. Yeah, yeah. Some Dum Dum Club. Qingdao party. Oh, yeah. Qingdao party. Yeah, yeah. You can go on Facebook and Twitter, and you had a bunch of Dunlop fans. Yeah, yeah. Some Dunlop club.

Qingdao held a media party at a club, and it was actually a lot of fun. I heard they hated it. No. Are you sure? Yeah, they had cool events and cool activities and free flow alcohol plus food. Did you do the DJ?

And good music. I did not DJ. Oh, okay. Did you do karaoke? No, I did some stand-up at the start, which was hard, but I got through it because I did not DJ. Did you do karaoke? No, I did some stand-up at the start, which was hard, but I got through it because I'm a pro. Imagine doing stand-up in a nightclub.

It just doesn't, you know what I mean? Yeah, I mean, imagine doing stand-up in front of people who like you. It must have been a tough gig. Yeah, it was pretty tough. So thanks very much for coming out. Anyway, continue with your sponsorship. Did you drink alcohol at your party? Yeah, sure, I drank.

How many beers did you have? I drink alcohol yeah sure yeah how many how many beers did you have like one sounds like a great beer yeah what was the what was the unguarded wi-fi like in the party it was terrible the wi-fi was there was no wi-fi at that bar or past this is your party you're supposed to be responsible for this dream party it's okay we had a good time so thanks for coming continue with your sponsorship message for punchline dvd please It's okay, we had a good time, so thanks for coming. Continue with your sponsorship message for Punchline DVD, please. Stand Up In A Nightclub, so did they just stop and watch you?

Yeah, we had this big LED screen with my face on it. So you didn't have your letters? No. Did they know who you were? What have you got this year at your show? Because last year at your show you had giant Ronnie letters. I've got a new sign this year. I'm really happy with this sign. This sign is awesome.

And what does the sign say? I don't want to give it away, but it's a cool sign. Sensitive. Yeah. That's a great idea, actually. Edit that out. He'll have it next year. Your title is the best title, I reckon, of this year's festival.

Has anyone seen Ronnie's show this year? Yeah. What's the sign? He doesn't want to ruin it, though. Yeah. But I want to know it. It's his show. No, no, you can tell him the sign,

but knowing the name of the sign doesn't give it away because it's really the effects of, like... Yeah, you can tell. Who was at my show? Ronnie. Yeah, that's what he said. It says Ronnie. Yeah.

But just differently. Fuck, spoiler alert, I'm not coming to your show. So that's the same as. It says Ronnie. Yeah. But just differently. Fuck, spoiler alert, I'm not coming to your show. So that's the same as last year. Ah, coincidence. It is not the same as last year. I'm telling you. Is the sign okay? Yeah, good.

Dude. Just to be clear though, it says Ronnie. And last year says Ronnie. So it's the same as last year. You are so fucking stupid, man. It's just the same thing because it's my goddamn name. Hey, listen, the sign is made of different materials. It's got different effects on this year.

Dude, it's a cooler sign, all right? It wasn't cooler. I'm saying it's the same fucking thing. Fiona said Ronnie's show was the best title. Last night in my show, I asked anyone if they watch any other shows, and some guy said, yeah, I went and saw Carl Chandler, and I just said, world's greatest and best comedian, and my whole audience just laughed hysterically.

And I go, no, that's what his show's called so I sold you some tickets Carl did you? because I don't have many coming I don't have too many coming I reckon we might need to put a pin in this for today no no plug Punchline now you fucking idiot punchline.com.au you all heard Milan

on the drunk cast A couple of weeks ago What an excellent Advertisement for that company Having their Guy who runs it Call us cunts Every three seconds

The great bit of When he says to Dil Can someone get this Cunt a drumstick Because I can hear him breathing That was Punchline.com.au Awesome

For all your comedy DVD needs. That's the guy who signed Fiona to a DVD contract. That did that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, yeah, well, Fiona, your DVD's out through Punchline, so definitely everyone go and buy that. That's a sweet ad. Oh, I've never watched it.

Why not? I can't bear watching myself. I actually have dysmorphia the other way around. Like, I think I'm okay, and then I look at me and go, oh. Has Henry watched it? No. Okay. I don't realise I look so much like a chook, like my head's down like this.

Because when you look in the mirror, you go like this. All our postures are actually terrible. We should work on it constantly. Mine's pretty good. Your posture's terrible. I'm pretty good. Mine's the worst. Your shoulders are too forward because you've been in front of a computer for too long.

You never look in the mirror and go... Watching the mask. Hey Ronnie, so you've got a... Do you have a DVD? You've got an album out on vinyl. I do. you've got a, you've got a, what you've got, do you have a DVD? You've got an album out on vinyl. I do. You've got USB. Yeah, yeah.

What's the one, what's the, what's the one media you haven't done yet that you want to do? Cassette. Cassette? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But I can't do cassette.

It's not, I can't, I actually, I can do vinyl easier than I can do cassette. I looked into it. Do hologram. Holograms? Yeah. Holograms is the next level. Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. All right. Let's wrap this ups is the next level, yeah. Okay. All right, let's wrap this up. No, we should go longer. Yeah. All right, let's head over to the $2 peeps and get some KFC on the way. Yeah, nice one. I thought that would be some kind of outfit.

Hey, but I do really appreciate everyone coming here today. It's really nice of you guys to show up. Oh, you're such a cunt. You come in yelling and now you're the nice guy. No. No, no. I was never angry at these people. I was angry at the fucking sensitive idiots.

In this goddamn city. What do you think of us, Ronnie? Me and Carl. You guys are okay. Out of ten. Out of ten? Ten being great? The best people? What's the best and worst thing about both me and Carl? Pros and cons? You guys are okay. Out of 10. Out of 10. Out of 10? Like 10 being great, the best people? What's the best and worst thing about both me and Carl? Pros and cons? You want some pros and cons?

Let's have some pros and cons. That's a great question. Pros and cons with Carl. Fuck, what have I done? Oh, for real? Go. Go. Oh, are you okay?

Yeah, I just got to go to the bathroom. Oh, okay. Don't you have a diaper for that? Okay, okay, so that's a... Is that a pro or con? Mind if I rub one out, thing it on me? You have my permission to.

For someone who gives great blowjobs, her mic technique is awful. All right. I want the pros and cons. Oh, you really? Okay. You really want pros and cons, dude? I don't know.

I brought it up. I don't know that I do. No. This is what happens. I don't think it's about you, Tommy. Every fucking asshole always goes, yeah, you can't give it to me straight. I want to know my flaws. I won't get offended. And every fucking guy always gets offended. I'm sick of it. can't give it to me straight. I wanna know my flaws, I won't get offended,

and every fucking guy always gets offended. I'm sick of it, I'm not gonna do it. I'm not sensitive. I'm not sensitive. No, dude. I'm not sensitive. Do you want professional or personal pros and cons? Personal, whatever you want.

Personal, personal? Whatever you want. Personal, okay, dude. You're a friendly guy? Yes. That's the pro. Okay? The con is you've got to start borrowing money from people and not returning it.

Yeah. Borrow money, return the money. That's it. If you can't return it, just tell them, hey, I can't do it. It's in my mind. That's good. Hey, he's this generation's fleety what's the problem

he just gave 50 bucks to a friend or said he would your charity your friend up in Sydney look we all made mistakes funny how he forgot that thing that happened we've all made mistakes just tell people hey I'm working on it don't forget about debts

I appreciate it that That's good advice. You personally? Sure. Okay, cool. You're a cool guy. Thank you. You keep everyone honest because you call people out on their bullshit. Thank you.

Sometimes you've got to be able to see another person's perspective on things. Sometimes you get too hot-headed on your own perspective. Wow, Ronny Chang just called me hot-headed. Okay, now do Fiona while she's in the glass chamber and she can't hear you. Quick, quick, she's walking out. Oh, shit. No, I don't know her well enough to analyse that.

She's cool. She knows her flaws. She's cool. She's great. She's funny. She doesn't take offence You know Gotta lay off the substance abuse

You'll be fine Right That's it That's basically it Hey Has anyone seen a black jacket Like a puffer jacket What the fuck

I think you last I think you I think you last wore that In 1993 Fiona Okay it's time to wrap it Now it's just turned into The fucking lost and found podcast Sorry sorry

Guys give it up for Josh Earle Ronnie Che And Fiona O'Loughlin Josh Earle Square Peg 7.15 at the Victoria Hotel And your kids show

6.15 tonight My kids show Yeah but I'm doing a kids show But don't come to that But I'm doing my podcast On Monday night After your show Tommy up at the Imperial

Oh yes Don't you know who I am Live episodes Yeah 8 o'clock So with Tony Martin Darren Hanlon Sam Pang And Phoebe Squared From Triple R Your favourite We'll do a podcast on Monday night after your show, Tommy, up at the Imperial. Oh, yes. Don't You Know Who I Am live episodes. Yeah, 8 o'clock. So with Tony Martin, Darren Hanlon, Sam Pang and Phoebe Squared from Triple R, your favourite station, Ronnie. Yeah. But it's free.

It's free to come in. Just donate and the money goes to a children's cancer charity. There you go. Great. The end. Ronnie Chang, barely worth plugging you because you're pretty much all sold out anyway. Yeah, I'm doing my show at the Forum Theatre upstairs. I'm probably moving to a town hall

last two weeks so come come if you guys can I appreciate you guys sure me too I'm not moving into the town hall because I can't make really a Fiona or Lachlan you start this week yeah yeah I'll be going around the back run into mr. missing yes my show 7 p. 7pm at the Imperial Hotel every night. Cutie Pie, Carl's show. Carl's Channel, the world's greatest and best community, 9.45, 8.45 Sundays. And that's it. And we've got heaps of...

We've got three more of these podcasts. Yeah. Next three weeks with awesome, awesome guests. And then the drunk cast, just for everyone to know... Is there someone actually falling asleep in the front row? The drunk cast is moving. I believe it's not going to actually falling asleep in the front row? The drunk cast is moving. I believe it's not going to be here. It's going to be at the Exford Hotel.

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