The Little Dum Dum Club with Tommy & Karl - 235 - Live! Dave Hughes, Dave Thornton, Dave O'Neil & Nick Cody

Episode Date: April 8, 2015

Where's Wally, Forty Beers and Impressions.Recorded LIVE at The Joint on April 5th, 2015.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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So tickets for them are still available, littledumbdumbclub.com, but they are both very nearly sold out, so don't sleep on it. And also our solo shows have been going great. Thank you to everyone who's come down and seen them i am at 7 p.m every night at the imperial hotel doing my show cutie pie and carl chandler's show which you're about to hear a whole lot about in this episode is on 9 45 world's greatest and best comedian at the victoria hotel uh again thanks to everyone we've seen out there so far we're halfway through and we're looking forward to seeing even more of you out there enjoy the episode

and we'll see you soon mates hey mate yeah welcome into the little dum dum club for another week my name is Tommy Dasolo. Sitting next to me, the other half of the show, Carl Chandler. Hooray, dickheads. Yeah.

Hooray. We are recording this live from our new home at The Joint on Elizabeth Street. We need to begin this week, as is customary, with the traditional asking of the pneumo if we are recording. Excellent. Round of applause. Genuine round of applause. Genuine round of applause for Marcus Newman, everyone.

Sure, are we recording? That's fine. But is someone also taking a shit in the mixing desk at the same time? That's what usually happens, isn't it, with our podcast? No? We should say, like, Numo has been recording these for us for a very long time. And we don't ever – well, I mean. We hang a lot of shit on him. We don't ever properly thank him, but he comes in here, he sets up with us, he does all this and he only charges us $3,000 an hour, so that's to be commended and good on you, mate.

And to be honest, we get more than half the podcast recorded properly out of him, so it's a pretty sweet deal. Yeah, this bit won't be in, so that's good. How are we all going? Did anyone nearly break their neck trying to get onto the escalator that wasn't working? Again? Yeah? More injuries than laughs so far, which is good.

I feel like we've got... Have we got people who have never heard the show? Go yay if you've never heard the show before. Oh, fuck. We're in trouble. No, that's not that many, but you also don't sound that enthusiastic about being here. Yeah, why would they? So far, it's been exclusively in jokes. Well, you opened with a't sound that enthusiastic about being here. Yeah, why would they? So far it's been exclusively in jokes.

Well, you opened with a sweet, thank the tech everyone. Yeah. That's something they can relate to. These people have never listened. They've thanked people in their lives before. I, um, is there anybody doing... By the way, what the fuck's this? It's not your little fucking coaster.

That's where I'm going to sit. That's where I'm going to put my little fanny down in a minute. So, I'm sure if you don't put your little beverage coaster, that's where I'm going to sit. That's where I'm going to put my little fanny down in a minute. So make sure you don't put your little beverage on there. All right, cool. So has everyone been to comedy festival shows? Has everyone been to shows? Oh, good on you.

This is my little experience from two days ago. I walk from my house in Hawthorne to the city every day and I go over my set list in my head every day just to make sure I've got my shit together for the show. So I'm literally walking down... Twins. Rivers. Kites. Caterpillars.

Yeah. Suicide. I'm ready. Yeah. All the edgy shit. So I walk down Riversdale Road. I walk into the city doing that and I go over it in my head and then I actually say it out loud and whatever.

So I, because my jokes are a bit, I don't know, they're not conversational. They're just fucking a bit weird, right? You're a pretty kooky guy. Yeah, yeah. You've got a very strange outlook on some things, I have to say. I'm like the Tommy Dasolo of comedy. Yeah. Got him. You're great. Yeah. So I've got it. Look, spoiler alert. I'll

do one of the jokes from my show right now. Scoop. Yeah. Yeah. Scoop. Yeah. It's going to be pretty sweet and you guys are going to fucking love it. But this is me. Like I'm walking down Riverside Road. I'm walking along just trying to go over everything, practice for the show. And this is one of the jokes. Like, I walk down the street like this with my headphones in, and I say, I was in a library and I saw a kid put a bookmark into a Where's Wally book. You don't need a bookmark. You are always up to the bit where you need to fucking find Wally. So that's one of the jokes, right?

I think the recording equipment just turned itself off. So I walk down the street, and I'm doing that with the act out and everything and then I notice this woman just walking next to me. So to her, I'm just really angry about Where's Wally walking down Swan Street, Richmond. I'm just like, yeah, fuck Where's Wally, yeah. She's like, fucking cool, I've got to move out of Richmond. I love that you refer to a point as an act out. Really embodying that joke.

Well, I didn't say it, then I pointed. So it's officially an act out. I have been deliberately not reading reviews and stuff this festival, but my parents came to my show the second night in or something, and then Monday morning, first thing, my dad, from his work email account, so it's literally the first thing he's done when he's gotten into the office. He sent me an itemised list of everything that him and mum thought was wrong with my show.

That's good. And I've put the list into the show and now they hate it even more. So that's good. What have you got? What's the number one complaint from your dad about your show? Oh, there's a lot of crude humour in there that he's not a fan of. Oh, right. But this is the thing.

My parents reckon that all my shows that I do should be tailored specifically to their tastes. But my parents never went to comedy before I started doing it. Your dad's like a 65-year-old dude that wears a bow tie. Yeah. So how do you fucking tailor comedy to that? Hey, lay off, man. He's 68, all right? No offence.

But yeah, like they never, they would still not go to shows If I did comedy If I didn't do comedy So their advice is You should tailor yourself To people like us People who don't go to comedy shows Yeah Yeah good strategy

Yeah Sweet stuff This is another one last night I was showing my dad If I had dinner with him I was showing my dad a photo on my phone And he couldn't see the photo clearly So he held a candle up to the screen

To try and see it better. Which I was telling someone later on and they were like, you know, lay off, he's an old man, he doesn't know. I'm like, screens have been around for a fucking long time. You've had more than enough time to work that out. There's self-lighting. If you'd done that for the pilot episode of I Love Lucy, I think that was the cut-off of being able to do that acceptably

and not look like a fucking idiot. Man, you're lucky. Your folks go to your show every year. They bring friends along. I say to my parents every single year, I've been doing the comedy festival for nine years, I say, any chance of coming this year? Dad goes, wouldn't have thought. No interest at all. Not just a straight out no, I wouldn't have thought.

He's playing hard to get. That's awesome. But almost like, I'm not the person he's talking about in the conversation. He's like, wouldn't see that bloke. When was the last time they saw a show of yours? They've seen me once ever. Wow. Yeah. Really?

And was it a good gig? Yes. Yeah. But it was good because... Did you do the Where's Wally joke? I'm a bit weird. Our son points like a fucking idiot. If he doesn't rehearse that every day, then we're not going again.

He went to a show. He went to Spleen. Mum and Dad went to Spleen and saw me just do a five-minute spot. But it was that thing where, you know, they're like in their mid-60s, and the crowd is pretty young like here. Generally, you've got like 18 to 20-year-olds. So there's just like two 65-year-olds with white hair sitting in the middle of everyone going,

you know when you have a wank. And so halfway through one of your good friends that doesn't do comedy anymore, they just got up and walked out. Yeah, it was pretty edgy stuff. I'd imagine that would have been weird when you were on because that spleen audience would have been going, here he is, the king of sting.

Is he going to take on these old people? He's going to say something about these old cunts and you come out and do nothing about it. Or did you? I did some topical material about my mum. I said, I bet something fucking sweet would come out of your vagina. I didn't do that. I didn't do that.

I didn't do that. Wait, is that topical? Within the last 39 years it is. Were you 45 minutes old at that point? Should we get our first guest out here? Sure. Super stacked line-up today. We have a lot of fun stuff planned.

We're so excited about this line-up. What's going on here? Whoa, whoa. What? Oh, you want to swap mic? Don't freak out, guys, but there is a technical difficulty in our podcast. Yep. Ladies and gentlemen, if you could retract that round of applause

from earlier for Nemo, that's... Did any of Tommy's stuff record? If so, awesome. Did it actually record? It didn't. Oh, fuck. Don't make jokes with me

about recording stuff here at the podcast. Yeah, you're looking at us going like this and then he goes, did it record? You go, fucking of course it did. I'm only doing the universal symbol

for no fucking way. All right. Huge line-up today. Let's get it going. Let's bring on our first guest for today. Guys, you know him from... I wonder who it's going to be. We haven't decided what the writing order is. Yeah, we have. Oh, good. Okay, good. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome back into the little Dunlop Club, Dave O'Neill! Okay, good.

the little Dunham Club, Dave O'Neill! Okay, good. Yay! Hey, poofs. How are you? It's my greeting to these guys. The traditional Dave O'Neill introduction. You can't keep calling us poofs.

Why not? Because that sort of stuff gets on Twitter and gets trending and then all of a sudden you get in the age. I'll be the next rape debate. I'll be the poof debate with Dave O'Neill. Well, I do a joke how I look like a lesbian. You're spitting all over the microphone. There's a stream of saliva between your mouth like some

kind of disgusting geriatric Spider-Man. Hey, enough about your parents. Your parents are lovely. They've come to my show. They've seen me A few times At the Brighton Yacht Club Yeah they're big fans Of Dave O'Neill

Yeah they must be rich They live in Brighton Which is a rich area of Melbourne For people around Australia Yeah They have a yacht or Of course they're rich Tommy Dasso's never worked

A day in his life In 28 years He is known as The Trust Fund Comic But But your dad's lovely Yeah And your mum

Yeah that's your mom that the lady that hangs out with you the female one yeah well he's a rich dude you don't know the 20 year old asian woman yeah that's right she was lovely she often anyway whatever we don't want to we don't want to start up another controversy yeah we've already started the poof debate so we don't want to uh stop saying it what would happen in the poof debate. Stop saying it. What would happen in the poof debate? I'd just say it's just a friendly term for you

guys. So that's the debate. It's people debating whether it's a friendly term for us or not. I don't want to get people from Triple J ringing me up and saying, can you speak for Dave O'Neill on Hack? Can you ever use the word poof in comedy? Give us a call. Yeah, you can.

I'm sure you can. Well, clearly, yeah. Adam Richards uses it all the time. You don't know about my sexuality. You have no idea. I look like a lesbian. People are confused. Oh, I'm running out of breath anyway.

Good, all right. Bloody hell, those escalators don't work. Yeah. They've never worked. No. No, just for people at home that have missed out on the true live dum-dum experience you have to go up escalators that don't work to get to the gig it just looks like the it just gives you a clue as to the quality of content you're about to get up yeah yeah not even the transport that gets you the gig works no not working yeah so how's that how's your festival been? Oh, it's amazing. I'm at Trades Hall.

Is that even in Melbourne? Yeah, it's in Carlton, actually. It's like being in the VFL. I used to play for the AFL. I used to be at the Town Hall and be on the galas. Now I'm in the VFL. Weirdly, all of a sudden, since you started using the word poof, you're at the...

I'm playing for Box Hill now. But I suppose they sold it to me saying you can be a big fish in a small pond, but I could move to fucking Albury and be a big fish up there too. So no, when it's going well, it's great fun, Trades Hall. But Easter's been a bit hard, but no, it's coming good. It's coming good. Well, you can sit out the front fly these guys after tonight you won't be struggling too hard i can't be doing that well flying wasn't around when i started doing festivals in the late 70s we didn't flyer we just had a megaphone and uh just a hand out stone tablets

well we've poof chiseled into it Yes, yes. What did... Well, when I... We've poof chiseled into it. You go to the printing shop, a little bird would like chisel his beak into a bit of rock and you'd hand them out. When I started, I did my first festival show in 92 or 93

or something like that, before you were born. And your dad used to come along. He was a hippie back then. He had long hair. And there was only like a board that big outside the town hall with about 10 acts on it. And so the big ones like Lana Woolley and Judith Lucy would sell out and then you'd sell out.

But now there's 500 acts, so it's quite hard, isn't it? Are you trying to say that things were better back in the olden days? Yes. If you come and see my show, you'll hear a lot of that shit. What, that stuff from your first comedy festival show? We had a listener of the show in Brisbane who went and saw your show. Now, you do a lot of chatting with the audience in your gigs. Yeah, a bit.

Not too much. She went along with her husband or her partner, her husband, and they were sitting in the front row and you came out and you go, oh, Rob, because he plays bass in a band. Yeah, he's in a ska band. And then she said the first 15 minutes of the gig was just you talking to one dude in a band and then she said like the first 15 minutes of the gig was just you

talking to one dude about a band that he's in that no one else in the room knows or gives a fuck about and the two of you were loving it but everyone else

was extremely bored everyone was like what the fuck are these guys talking about yeah no because he's in a scar band I was in a scar band

in the 80s alright now you're boring this crap yeah okay alright sorry sorry but yeah we had an interest, you know. It was like you and games or fucking whatever, you know. Like, you and PlayStation.

Yeah, any time I see somebody in my audience who doesn't work, I'm like, fuck, man, me and you. Yeah, yeah, you're saying, oh, did your mummy and daddy buy your Xbox as well? I don't own a fucking Xbox. How rich were your parents? So, yeah, I do a bit of that. But not in this show. I've stopped that. Oh, no more crowd work? I don't own a fucking Xbox How rich were your parents? So yeah I do a bit of that But not in this show

I've stopped that Oh no more crowd work? Nah a little bit But anyway When it goes well It goes well But sometimes it doesn't go well You know keep moving

Chuck some jokes in occasionally Alright Should we get a second We've got so many guests on tonight Let's get a second This guy's been on the show Once before You know him from

Drive on Kiss FM. Please welcome back in the little Dunham Club, Dave Hughes. Yes! Can we move down one seat? Move down one? Move down one, sorry. Yeah, yeah. Now, this guy plays for the AFL.

No, come on. Come on, mate. Come on. Come on. Remember when we were on the same team? Yeah, I know. We used to work on Nova together in the mornings and the drives for a number of years. Good old days, mate.

People still say, here's your Kate and Dave. Yeah, fuck, that was a while ago. That's true. They've almost got it right. They're just putting one wrong word at the end. You know what I mean? Absolutely. It's still Hughsey and Kate.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's an and in the middle, so it's got the same amount of words oh no fuck no this is what the people came to see the three same three words yeah hughesie and kate hughesie kate dave yeah it wasn't hughesie kate dave it was hughesie kate and dave wasn't it oh yeah what fuck whatever are there any are there any Bass players in the crowd We can work with Yeah who played

In a ska band We're on fucking School holidays Fucking relax How's that go for you You've got three kids School holidays While you're doing

A festival show It's fucking nightmare It's fucked Yeah isn't it My son's he's prep Oh I'm on school holidays I fuck you worked hard You deserve it mate

You know It's a nightmare I've got three kids Older than you And it's bullshit It's the worst Fucking exhausted It's awful They I've got three kids Older than you And it's bullshit It's the worst I'm fucking exhausted It's awful

They don't give a shit About the extra hour For fucking daylight So I think so I was at an Easter egg hunt At six o'clock this morning Which was five I don't fucking know

What time it was But anyway I don't know Daddy's got to go off And do a show And entertain people Absolutely Your mummy doesn't

Give a shit either The mummies My wife always says, I'm your biggest fan and your harshest critic. And I had to say the other day, I don't think you're my biggest fan anymore.

There's that semi-retarded bloke who comes to a lot of my shows. He's my biggest fan. You're not. You've never written me a love letter on some toilet paper, all right,

like this guy did I was in Adelaide And it was Opening night of Fringe Festival You know It's massive over there Isn't it Fringe is big

Yeah Walking to the gardens Of my show As this woman said Dave Hughes I'm your biggest fan I said great And then she said

What are you up to Oh fuck She's got no idea The show's on That's us Exclusively This comedy festival We fly down

At the town hall Every night And it's like And people come up and go, oh, it's a little dum-dum club. I'm like, yeah, you want to come to our show? Fuck no. Great to have fans, guys.

You guys are doing the right thing. Good on you. Anyone at home who's not here, go fuck yourselves. Delete this recording immediately. You don't deserve it. So how long before Hughsey started? Did you start, Dave? I started in comedy five years before Hughsey. Five years. So how long before Husey started? Did you start, Dave?

I started in comedy five years before Husey. Five years. So you took Husey under your wing when you started. Yeah, he used to be my support act. It's like when the In Excess used to support the models in the 80s and it soon fucking changed. We all get that reference. Tell your dad. Save it for Rad Dad later on.

We still do stuff together We were at one faggy recently Yeah except now the poster says Dave Hughes and more Split's not 50-50 But that's alright 60-40's not bad Dave Hughes plus lesbian friend

I'm happy with 40 You go on first And do all my fucking material 60-40 is not bad. Dave Hughes plus lesbian friend. I'm happy with 40. It's alright. You go on first and do all my fucking material and I'm going to go on. I'm making it really hard for him. Yeah, you see me on the footage, guys, what's going on? Look, a lot of people do good impersonations of me.

He does the fucking worst. Oh yeah, who's your favourite? Thornton. Thornton's over there. He does the best worst. Yeah, I know. Oh yeah, who's your favourite? Yeah, Thornton. Thornton's over there, he does the best one. I've never seen him do it before and we did a gig at Angler's Tavern in Maribyrnong one night. Never seen it before. What's that? Clang. Dropping names like that.

Angler's Tavern. Actual true story. Anyway, he went on before me and just slaughtered doing the impersonation of me. And when I got on, fuck, they weren't happy with me. I could hear people going, bring the other guy back. He's a better fucking user than you are. Looks like the fake chopper's better than the real chopper.

Yeah, alive. Yeah, good one. He's dead. He's dead. He lived in my suburb, real chopper yeah because when i moved and my wife goes oh you're don't you're the sort of dickhead who's going to make friends with him and i did so he was all right because he used to do like comedy gigs didn't he sort of he also used to shoot the gun at the little ass and this is true and the parents complained and he had to stop

shooting the gun at the little ass it'll make your kids run fast yeah but he chopped he used to do comedy geeks didn't he yeah absolutely with mark jacko jackson yeah yeah so he used to do he used to do a club in town and one time i was booked on just to do five when i was starting out i went backstage it was just him and his bodyguard that if you remember remember that guy who used to have jigsaw puzzle all over his face he was a bodyguard so it's just me and Chopper and his jigsaw face henchmen and I'm just standing there going oh and then Chopper comes up and goes are you any good and I went oh I don't know and he went I got a gig how much would you charge to do support? And I'm thinking, oh, I don't want to charge too much because I'm scared.

And I'm like, I don't know. And he goes, it's in Warragul. And I was like, oh, 100 bucks? And he goes, you must be fucking shit. He's a very smart businessman, Chop Chop. What would you charge for that? Would you do support for Chopper if he was still with us? If he was still, I would, businessman, Chop Chop. What would you charge for that, Heasley? Do you support for Chopper, if he was still with us? If he was still...

I don't think you'd support Chopper, would you? Would I support Chopper? Mate, the cash is right, I'll fucking do anything. I don't know, if it's cash, yeah. Cash in hand? Cash in hand, and I'm available, and he gets me out of the house for an hour, fuck off, a thousand bucks.

A thousand bucks, I'm there. But it used to be, he'd do those gigs, they'd be like proper comedians doing support and then he'd get on and go anyway there was this one time in prison when i broke open a glass and just stabbed a guy in the neck yeah oh tough crowd not spawned without his act downs work good enough boom where's wally yes chop chop uh should we get a third guess sure guys please welcome back onto the show Nick Cody move down sit down my relax sweet get everyone how are we? Good, Cody.

Good one. Yeah, sweet. Fuck, I thought I was an alcoholic. I got home at 6.30 this morning, but it turns out it was only 5.30. So, nah, I'm alright. Wait, were you testing gear for your show tonight? He's got to open with that. Yeah. Fuck, I'm going to use that tonight.

Let's all use it tonight. Yeah, let's all do it. Solidarity. Fuck you, the moon. Let's take him down together. That'd be great. I got home at 5.30 and I was like, Yeah, let's all do it. Solidarity. Fuck you, the moon. Let's take him down together. That'd be great. I got home at 5.30 and I was like, fuck, where's Wally? It's a good joke.

The where's Wally is a good joke. It's a good joke. It's topical. How's the office been, Nick? Man, it's good fun. It's at Acme. It's a Acme The Cube It's a sweet little venue

There's bugs in there Which is fucking weird Bugs? Yeah like little moths Mini moths I don't know what the fuck's going on But there's heaps Has anybody seen shows

At Acme? Yeah It's fucking what's happening But isn't there a plague going on apparently? A plague? Yeah Oh fucking hell No wasp

There's a wasp plough Yeah Wasp Moths Who gives a fuck They're flying things Yeah wow That's cool A plague That's grim isn't it? out. No wasp, there's a wasp plot. Yeah, wasp, moths, who gives a fuck? Flying things. Yeah, wow. A plague. That's grim, isn't it?

So you're at ACME this year. I've been down there once and it's buzzing down there. It's a hub. Yeah, because you did it last year. The moths are buzzing. I was down there last year and it was not that. Because now there's a big entrance on Flinders Street and there's a big sign saying the comedy festival's here. Last year you couldn't get in from Flinders Street What they had instead was

Well last year people didn't want to get in Because you were there Yeah, good one Got him Oh yeah Zinger What's behind those doors, Tommy Daslow? Alright, I'll go back this way

No, there's a door there No, there's not Well what they had last year Instead of having a big frontage They had the Art of DreamWorks exhibition was on. So they had a big giraffe from DreamWorks. They had a big fibreglass model of it. But for some reason, like, its head was in the foyer,

so the back of it was on the street. So if you tried to get into the venue from Flinders Street, you just were greeted with a giant giraffe's arsehole just in your face. That was literally why you couldn't get into that venue. Ohaffes asshole just in your face that was literally what the what the support like walking there to see shit I can love that giraffe yeah comedy everyone yeah I saw that I said man that's a tight ass oh there's that as well. It's just good to get out of the house and hang out with mates. Get abused, get abused. I wish it was still daylight savings so this gig was over.

Nothing. I've got no dinosaur jokes. We're doing giraffes, not dinosaurs. Fuck whatever. The Breakfast Radio magic's back. I can feel it. It's 24 to 8. Here's a bit of pink.

All right. Let's get the party started. 13, 24, 10. Giraffes or dinosaurs? What do you reckon, guys? Give us a call. We did some good call-outs. Remember the one we did,

who would be more popular in prison, me or you? I can't remember that. I won. You won. Yeah, because I've got man boobs they said and you'd already fucked chopper you had a job for a little while where you had to listen to and pick the highlights yeah it was how it was that easy or it's so many good highlights was hard to do many but it was a weird I

decided that Dave O'Neill get rid of the show? Yeah. He moved to Vega. It was fucking his decision. Yeah, it was a good decision. Yeah, everyone still listens to Vega, don't they? Yeah, it's Smooth FM. Smooth FM.

They rate really well. They do, don't they? They rate all right. They've got no announcers on there. Yeah, Cameron Datto's on there. Yeah, but he pre-recorded He does it fucking One Tuesday every three months

Don't ruin the fucking magic Oh not the Datto magic Oh if he's not live I'm not listening anymore Fuck that Yeah he's He talks about going outside All the time

Getting the kids to bed Don't you listen He goes Oh it's a beautiful day today Why don't you go outside And sit in the park Look at the trees Get your cock out

Anyway Here's some air supply So you used to work for Vega But now it's called Smooth you go outside and sit in the park look at the trees get your very scared anyway here's some air supply so you used to work for vega but now it's called smooth and what yeah is it one of those jobs where they go no you're still working for vega but it's just called something else now so we don't have to employ you anymore like no i i had a housemate like that where we wanted to get rid of him but we went i don't know if i've told these people we want to get rid of a housemate but instead of saying you get kicked out we all went yeah we're putting the house up and then when he got a new house we went yeah we're staying yeah well actually work with Cameron Ditto that fucker so no I didn't

work no they changed the classic rock for a while member that the change of classic rock I remember and then I changed to smooth. Smooth is going well, though. Yeah. I mean, the... Smooth put him to sleep. What the fuck are we meant to talk about? Yeah. Cody's said about six words so far, and he's like everyone else, boring. Boring.

The guy who used to listen to us to pick the fucking highlights. Yeah. And you'd be driving along and looking for the highlights and then it'd be too much of him. I'd go, what the fuck's going on here? Did I say anything funny at all today? No, it was a job.

It was a weird job. So I did this thing for Nova where I'd have to wake up at six in the morning, listen to Hugh, Z and Kate and then write highlights and send it to him. And Dave.

Was Dave in it? Yeah. No, no, no. Oh, it wasn't long. No, I was after. No, he said highlights. And yeah, I had to send him in and then you got a new program director and he brought me in and he said, Hey mate, I don't know if you think this, but do you think your job's important?

No. And I said, no, but you keep paying me. So I kept sending him notes. Like I wasn't even cutting up the thing. I was just like, yeah, it was pretty good when Husey was angry chuck that in there um i liked i liked that ad for coke yeah which one was that it was that you remember that was the english yeah the english english guy mike cass yeah yeah all right but then program director i know i did a gig in montreal and i came back and it was like on a tuesday i'm waiting at the airport. The flight came in, waiting at the airport.

It was actually coming from LA. It was a Tuesday about 10 o'clock in the morning. I'm waiting for my bag and I turn around. There's the program director of our radio station just standing there. I think, fuck, I didn't know you were overseas. He said, no one knows. I'd appreciate if you didn't tell anyone. I put that Cody kid in the seat.

He doesn't give a fuck. He'll do better than that. Really? So he just did so little, he could actually be in a different country? He went over, yeah. He called in sick and went to LA for four or five days. And is he still in there? No, he's now gone back to England.

He couldn't give a shit. They all get sacked. Yeah, especially if they bring him in from England, they save for a couple of years and just fuck off home. Yeah, they're all ex-DJs from Wollongong Normally Or all from you know Stoke or somewhere

Yeah You see them in meetings When they give you advice So when I went to Vega I worked with Sean McAuliffe And Denise Scott And Sean McAuliffe Used to argue with these guys

You know And he's obviously Got a high intellect Compared to the DJ from Wollongong Oh yeah He hated it I used to see him every day Fucking hell

He was fucking miserable. He was on the edge of the cliff the whole time. Yeah, he was. Fair enough, too. He lives in Bloomstown. He had to go over the Westgate every day. Yeah, he did. Just tempting him.

I remember one day the guy goes, Sean, we've done a bit of research and people don't really like it when you do funny voices, you know? Did they like that voice? Yeah, in that voice. And Sean goes, what? And he goes, oh, you know, just speak in your normal voice, huh? He goes, why don't you speak in your fucking normal voice?

And anyway, they started arguing so much. I got up and said, can I leave? And went, I drove home. Like, I just wasn't. What was this research? Was it just Nick Cody writing, going, I don't like the city voices? Do Guido. Are you Guido?

Are you Guido? Where's Guido? Guido's Maltese. Yeah. Hey, so we've got another special guest that we want to come in to just do a little thing. Who's seen me or Tommy's solo shows this festival? Yay.

I sat through one. Yeah. let me say this quickly because this is actually that was about 8% of the people yeah that was pretty good that's pretty good really I'm Joe for your jokes like this one this is one of my favorite things of comedy festival will happen every now and then is I'll get up in the morning, I'll be talking to you on Facebook or whatever, and I'll go, hey, how was the show last night? And you said to me, we'll talk about it on the podcast, which always makes me very excited.

Yeah. Well, what happened? We'll get back to find out, huh? Yes, exactly. Well, as Dave O'Neill and Nick Cody know, so if you've seen my show, you'll know that this year I do a heap of jokes, but I've also got like an inbuilt special guest heckler every night. Special guest judge, heckler, someone just to feed off. Because you haven't got enough material to fill the hour.

Exactly. Exactly. I've been gone for nine and a half years and I've got about 20 minutes. Well, you do one-liners. They're fucking hard to write. You're right. I know that. Well, you do one-liners. They're fucking hard to write. You're right. I know that. Not like we just talk about our kids.

Absolutely, yeah. Now it goes like fucking that. It writes itself with those fucking assholes. I've got to remind them not to download the podcast. So every night I have someone, and it's been a heap of fun. There's been different nights, because there's a different friend of the show in every night. It's sort of like, sometimes it's really hardcore. I don't know if anyone saw the Lawrence Mooney one, but he just, all he did was get me on the ground

and stop my face on the curb American X style. I got about five minutes of material out, the rest of it was just him whacking me. So anyway. What did you say at the start? Carl does a podcast with Tommy Dasolo. Two guys who started at the bottom and liked it yeah yeah got me and I wasn't even there exactly you know what I've been dragged into this yeah when he got sick of hanging shit on me went you as well so

anyway last night I got friend of the show Dave Thornton in and it's I've had some great shows and then the last couple of nights have just gone a bit fucking horrible. Has anyone here been in the last two nights? Oh, this guy is fucking pumped up. Yeah, what was it like? Was it weird? This guy who applauded a bit, let's point this out, he's wearing an I Love Green Guide Letters T-shirt at the Dum Dum Club podcast, so...

Fucking idiot. For $30 afterwards, you can get your fucking act together. I had no intention of going, I'm gonna get a fucking problem. I had no intention of going but now I wanna fucking go. Hey, well, so anyway, let's get last night's guest. Let's do a proper debrief of what happened last night. Welcome to the stage, extra bonus special guest, Dave Thornton! Yay!

Hey, Thornton. Where's he gone? Thorn Oat! There we go, there we go. So let me, let's just set this up a little bit. So I've had some great shows but then two nights ago Tommy Little came in, it was a Friday night so it was a bit weird, people got a bit drunk. Everything got a bit weird with, you know, concentrating on whether we're supposed to hear the jokes or the heckling or whatever it is. Everyone sort of got crazy.

Then Tommy Little just gets up with 10 minutes to go and goes, fuck this, I'm buying everyone in here a drink. And just went to the bar and bought 40 drinks. And as I'm gone, people are just like, where's the fucking drinks? Just waiting for the drinks. Well, Cody's going to do that here today, apparently. Yeah, Cody! I know, so, I know so Yeah come on

Keep game strong Buy everyone a fucking drink mate Cash game fucking week I'll tell you what I'll make you all at Macca's I'll buy you a McFlurry Mind you And 40 spoons

That's why he's the king of jokes We've also got to give this context Because I called Tommy yesterday Well I called him He called me back at 4 o'clock In the afternoon He'd been sleeping all day Because he just got maggoted

Last night And you know Tommy He's been in debt his whole life And now he's got a gig Where he's got too much Fucking money He's got Nova money Yeah

He's like Justin Bieber He's like What did you do yesterday Fucking bought a monkey Like he just He does have an actual Buck hunter machine in his house. In his house, yeah. I think that was his first picture.

He has a what, sorry? A buck hunter. Right, the shooting game. And so even yesterday when he called me up and said, how was it? He goes, bought everyone drinks. Fuck, it's more expensive than you reckon. I'm like, no shit. And it was like, he did that with like 10 minutes to go for the show so I'm gonna go get it and I'm thinking I'll only take five minutes

then I really in hindsight I really he's buying 40 beers like that of course that's gonna take a while so he goes out there I do the last 10 minutes on my show and it's like fine and then we just go those beers ready yet no what else is going on we just sort of sat there and then the beers came in and they just and I'm like hey so here's the beers everyone else is going on or whatever and everyone's like just shut up we're getting beers so everyone got their beer 40 people got their beers it took five minutes and then they everyone got their beers and I went alright thanks for

coming so we just saw and then and there was Other comedians Cheers live everyone Yeah exactly We don't want to find Wally We found beers fuckhead Here's a fucking Great act out for you Yeah Keep your bookmark dickhead

Am I doing my Solar short yet Yeah Five judges mate I feel weird Sitting like this With Dazzler behind me. We're sharing a mic.

Can I stand and you sit there so it feels like I have a ventriloquist doll? He looks like one. Mr. Cody, Mr. Cody. It's easy for you to say Mr. Cody. You don't have someone's hand up your ass. Oh, why don't you two get along? Bloody hell. Ventriloquist dolls.

Bloody hell. So they bought the 40 beers, and because there's 40 beers to bring in, Tommy had to get whoever was out there. There was, like, some comedians out there helping bring the beers in. So they're all bringing it in going, how shit's your show when you have to give them 40 beers to apologise? Like, man, it's not like that. It's weird. Anyway, so that happened. The next night,

Dave Thornton is lined up to do it. So I'm like, oh, this will be fun. Dave will be fun to be with. So anyway, apparently the words got out that this is the show where you can come along and just call the comedian a cunt. Well, hold on a second. It's not only that.

They kick off. We're in the front row. Heard about the night before and they're looking at me like, you work in breakfast radio as well, mate? I'm like, piss off. Channel Australia, crowd work,

what's your name? Just a Heineken, thanks. The guy in the front row within two minutes is like, Thorno, your shout. Seriously.

Seriously. Seriously. Because he was giving Carl shit through me to try and get beers. Yeah. He would look at me like not giving him shit to go, like, that's pretty good. That's beer worthy, isn't it? That's beer worthy. That's all he was doing.

Yeah. So if you guys are regular listeners of the show, you remember like one of the live shows that we did before, if you remember the story I told about when I got booked for a wedding gig and I went out. If everyone remembers that one. So basically the very quick story of that is that someone got booked for a wedding gig and I went out. If anyone remembers that one. So basically the very quick story of that is that

someone booked me for a wedding gig. I got there at 11 at night. They were all in fancy dress. I get there. They've been drinking since lunchtime. They're out of their mind.

I walk in as the comedian and immediately they're like, all right, you perform there. We're going to sit over there. Fucking do your best, you fucking idiot. And they just screamed at me for an hour.

They screamed at me for an hour. At wedding anyway yeah she's the happiest day of their life that's right they've been drinking for 11 hours they dress I mean I've done bucks parties they're fucking out of control yeah I should calm down by the waiting and winning their dresses astronauts and firefighters and whatever so there's literally an astronaut in the crowd going, go fuck yourself. Settle down, Neil Armstrong. Anyway, so that happens. And like you guys may know,

there's a guy in the front row right there that gets up, goes across the room, goes, I'd rather scream at a wall than listen to your comedy. Screams at the wall. Then another guy goes, that looks good. And goes and does it as well. I'm not going to come to more of your gigs. Fuck.

What are you? And then the great line, the great line, I go, because it's in Queenscliff, and I go, you know what? The way this gig's going, man, I live in Hawthorne. I've got to drive over the Westgate to get home. That's going to be pretty tempting. And a guy stands up and goes, take the Baldy. There's no barriers.

Like, what... What are you? Like, what would you call what you do at this stage? Like a counsellor. Do they pay you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fucking gives a shit. Yeah, yeah.

So, all... What does that say about you, that you usually thought there was a chance that you'd done that for free? No, I... Yeah, it's called... I call it Carl Chandler's open mic suicide watch. No, and there was a chance

that how well it went, they didn't fucking pay him. No, they paid the wall twice as much. He's killing it. So all of that happens. I get to the end of the gig and as soon as I finish, people are just screaming at me the entire time.

The entire time. They don't stop. So I finish and I go, all right, this has been like fucking rumble in the jungle like with Muhammad Ali except you know what at the end of that Muhammad Ali got fucking Alzheimer's from that or something so that's probably what's gonna happen to me after all this see ya walk off and then they all go so I walk off and the guy comes up to me and goes like, oh, don't worry about those guys. That was great.

That was great. Don't worry about those guys. And then his mate goes, you were the one screaming at a wall. So I'm like, fucking hell. Anyway, then the guy goes, hey, that was really funny. It was like that 1.5 million jokes thing. And I went, what? And he goes, 1.5 million jokes, that comedy festival show you did. And I'm like, did you see that? And he that was like that 1.5 million jokes thing and I went what and he goes 1.5 million jokes that comedy festival show you did and I'm

like did you see that he goes we all did where your fans good night I found out halfway through the gig they all turned up yes I dressed as astronauts or what it took you half a gig To realise someone was yelling At a wall You fuckwit So they were a bad audience As well last night No they loved it But it was literally that gig

Where they go We've paid our money And like And two of them Had already been before This is the thing I'm now attracting people Last night

There was two different groups Of people That had been before So knew all the jokes But went No but we thought Of great insults seriously so they came back last night not to listen to any jokes just to go oh there

was last night I remember there was a point in the show where I could have gone Chando you're a cunt you're the freak show of the comedy festival you should just be like a popemobile style car that just drives down Swanston Street but do you Emily... Families come out and yell at you. More like JFK's car going down Texas. Just with 40 people a night in the book depository. Oh, mate. But in the show, you said you're getting a mate in who's going to heckle you during the show.

Yes. What the fuck do you expect to happen? Good point. Fuck it up. I think you just attract assholes, I reckon. Maybe. The opposite happened where, like, about three quarters of the way through, I'm like going, nah, you do some jokes, Tanner.

I had to back him up because... He's a heckler and he ends up going, seriously, give me a gun. I was like, mate, it was like... Have you ever seen like in Platoon or the Thin Red Line where they walk... What time's it on? I'm coming. When is it? It's amazing. We're all going. Let's fucking

do it. You should be the judge. There he is. There's a guy right there. Don't say that. He knows because he goes he's one of the guys that turns up twice and on the way out I'm broken. I'm walking out saying thanks for coming I guess. He walks out and I go fuck you and he goes I'm coming again.

Oh and then then What do you want to do? he walked out and I go fuck you and he goes I'm coming again the balls to turn up in an I love green guy let us show what he's been paid by stale sandal to break bring me down I'm gonna haunt your dreams car do you just want to go to his funeral is that what's going on here? That's it. In all honesty, what's funny too is they went earlier in the week and Saturday is the most expensive ticket you can buy for any comedian. They're like, nah, I'm paying top notch to tear this guy apart. I'm coming back in the most expensive. I had a woman heckle me and she just wouldn't shut up in a show at the South Wharf actually.

It's still running, I believe, occasionally. And she wouldn't shut up. Eventually I said, you've got to shut up. She said you've got a show said I paid I said well fuck so everyone else eventually got the security to walk her out after the show a friend of hers come and said I was sorry about my mate and I said it's okay then he said but you're really hard on her I'm like a fuck I wasn't hard enough on her and then she came back in from she'd been let back in she come and said you're not apologizing for me are you and I said he fucking should he fucking should be. And she said, I've never seen you again.

I said, can I have that in writing? Then she said, you can't stop me. Fucking hell. And she said, I've never seen you again. No, I think I am now. It's called a stalker. He's angry. Fucking hell.

Touch and give her a flyer for Carl's show. Yeah. Fuck, you should have seen it last night, though, as we know. I loved it with Chando, because I was pointing this out. You know when Chando's about to... It's like he's going to drop into a half-fight when he does a... You know when he does a joke, he goes... I'm the master here, yeah.

Here we go. It's like Tai Chi or something This is going to nail it on the podcast Nick Cody's acting out Cal Chandler's pose For everyone to know I wonder if midgets call mini-golf Golf And then if they call regular golf Maxi-golf

Hey That is That is officially still my laugh, alright? Now that is an act out, motherfucker. That's how you do it. But I'm just glad this is so different from my solo show. Fuck you. Cody, you should have seen it last night because he's given it those ones and he's about to drop in on every joke and see if he's got it.

But then as the shit became more, it just turned into a rocking back and forth there was a point where it got like because because the people who were heckling were like loving it so much like you do a joke and they're like they're like what a great gap to heckling so they're just yelling at me but then there's pockets of people who just thought they're walking into a normal show what the fuck is this an art installation so like 10 minutes to go super people got up and walked out and I'm like I wish I could fucking do that like you are right to do that I don't know what you're walking I don't know

what this show is who is the guy who you tell the turtle joke? I don't want to give away all my show in here He's only got about 10 so fucking hell He told this joke about turtles and this one guy was like is that a fact? And I actually said to him yeah, and I also went into a library And heckled some guy For using a Where's Wally book You fucking idiot I really want to know About this turtle now

What happened with it Cody will do it Go Cody I don't remember I don't remember the turtle one When you come in And be the heckler You'll find out

Alright great I'll do it I reckon Little just wanted To walk out the other night But he goes Fuck this is sus I better just buy everyone beers. That's his version of a smoke bomb.

It's like you don't pay to get in, you pay to exit. He came back with 40 beers and I was like, can I have a beer? And he's like, sorry, mate. Yeah, that's his, I want to get the fuck out of here tax. I'll pay it, I'll pay it. So did you end up getting the round of drinks as well? No, I got six beers And then handed them out

As a reward system When they were giving him shits Yeah I copped that much shit For good behaviour Oh excellent I'd already had Nearly a nervous breakdown

Then he goes I'll get six beers But only if you hang shit on him more No I gave you a beer Because when you joke I'd give you a beer Oh yeah yeah Yeah that's why I got one beer

Thank God for Turtle. Yeah. And I was like, please, give me the beer. How do you respond to the hecklers? What do you, do you, like, get really, would you go hard at them? He's abusive. No, no, no. What do you say to them?

I was fine with it. Like, oh, fucking, all right, we're getting them now. Some of them have turned up. No, if they're good, it's like, fine, this is the show. It turned into, like, a human punching bag. So I'm so i'm like okay well this is what you want just what's the nastiest thing someone said to you last night can you remember so it must be something you're lying about actually no well old mate went pretty hard he was he was sitting in the front literally there was there was no it wasn't witty just directed goes that was shit yeah the opposite

of improv you're supposed to be yes and. He's like yes shut up. You should rename your show the Carl Chandler roast where people come along and get to roast you.

I could rename this show that. It's not too late. No because Lawrence Mooney did it the other night. Lawrence Mooney opens with a bit

of yeah he gave that line about oh fuck off. Here we go. Cody's giving the mic to the heckler. right Dave's doing the commentary for the podcast once there was a mic in front of Bang. Got him, yes. Fucking got him. Redemption. Fucking zinger. Yeah. Yeah. I love a witty comeback.

You got Maryborough eight miles, son. Yeah, fuck. I write for television. Lawrence Mooney came in. Lawrence Mooney was the guest roaster. He opened by calling me a thalidomide baby. What? It's a good thing your parents haven't come back to your show. Nick's acting out a thalidomide baby doing stand-up.

Just for the people at home. When have you ever acted out a thalidomide baby doing stand-up Just for the people at home Yeah When have you ever acted out a thalidomide baby? Give us a call 13 24 10 We don't want the thalidomide baby controversy In the fucking age on Triple J Yeah, yeah

Yeah, the thalidomide poof baby Could happen I actually forgot we were recording before Yeah, mate Can I say, Mike Cass was a great program director. If you're listening back in England, Mike, you did a great job. Oh, look, if he's listening, he'll give us all jobs after this.

These blokes are brilliant. Mate, you did bring up the drinks thing though, mate, and I know the two Brekkie Radio guys did buy everybody drinks the other day, and if you could bring it up what are we doing oh we've got not well uh well these guys have breakfast radio money right and what

i've got i've got soggy bag of maccas cash all right so yeah do not give one to him. He gets two. What have you got? Ten cheeseburgers. Ten cheesies. Who wants a cheesy? Oh, cheesy. There you go, buddy. You can have a cheeseburger if you promise to come to my show and not say anything. Oh, guys.

Guys. Hey, tell me. Fucking Dilrach. You know, I've just realised. Yes Yes I've just realised Dilrach's a bit like Kramer on your show Isn't he? He's becoming more popular than you two No Dilrach

He's sort of like Kramer except A Kramer that can't fit through the door So he's human Tries to slide through And knocks himself out We should hear Dave Thornton's Husey impression too We were talking it up before

Come on Come on Come on Do do I'm not a slime frog Time's sake Actually Can we wait

Can we get Thornton To do a Husey And then Husey To do a Thornton Oh You can do me Daslo Do Husey At my show heckling me oh well the thing was

last night I did Festival Club yeah and I did you but then also did Ronnie and unfortunately Ronnie's better than me right fuck you do Ronnie Chang better than you do me now well no Ronnie Ronnie yeah we're gonna do we have a Ronnie with Ronnie you gotta put your hand under your arm like that and then just, okay, okay midgets, okay? They're little people, they are little people, they're not fully grown but they deserve respect, okay? They deserve respect. It's pretty good, buddy. But I often wonder when I'm at home in my abode if they are playing golf

If they want to relax and they want to play mini golf would they just call it because of the stature golf I want to know that I want to know You are fucking burning all of my gear Do you know midgets sir? Do you know midgets? Did you say midgets, sir? Do you know midgets? Did you say midgets, sir? Midgets, midgets, sir. I'm so insecure. I'm jealous of his Ronny Chegg impersonation.

It's pretty good. It's racist, but it's very good. That is fucking racist, Dave Thorne. Yeah, it's racist. What up, bro? I wonder if brothels have tied us Tuesday I studied economics at the University of Melbourne this is a legitimate question

to the audience it seems fiscally prudent to do so just so we know that's my joke you laughed at again alright that's another Carl Chandler one

you should sell them to Ronnie. Hey, Wally. Hey, Wally. Wally, enough of your fucking hiding bullshit, bro. Where are you? Just fucking turn up, Wally. Yeah, if Target didn't call themselves Target, if they're worried about terrorist attacks,

why are they called Target? That's one of yours, isn't it? Oh, that. Who was that? What are you doing now? It's sort of you, but you're you're special i thought that was right he does me do me you fuckhead oh that that's always a way to ask for a favor what is he a monkey do it do it monkey in a cage come on i know all these places worry about terrorist attack This is still... Come on, Thorne.

I know all these places are worried about terrorist attacks. Do I have a fucking lisp? Do I have a lisp? You do. You do in his version. It's true. Holly's all worried about terrorist attacks. She's telling me, there's going to be an attack. attack i'm like there's not going to be an attack jokes what's he doing

ah he's doing like a he's doing like a characterization of you i know but i thought he remembered one of my routines i'd forgotten people People listening at home are losing their fucking minds right now. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. This is still less batshit than my gig last night, by the way. It's exhausting, this podcast. It's got everything. It's been great, though. It's got Dilrick, the comedy mascot.

I mean, this crowd... Do one of Dilrach's jokes. Oh, whoops. Doesn't work. Oh, yeah, he's got one. About jizzing on the audience. How's it go, Dilrach? See, I was going to say, this crowd's laughing so much I couldn't heal Dilrach.

Then I heard Dilrach's laugh. Remember, he came to your show and you called him a kookaburra. Did I? Yeah, when he was laughing so much in the audience last year. Did I? Last year? Yeah, and you said, shut up, kookaburra. What the fuck do you say, kookaburra?

Can you say that again? Say kookaburra. Kookaburra. It's weird. So you've got a joke where you talk about the Wu-Tang Clan and you call them the what? Oh, the Wang-Tang Clan. I get it wrong every night.

The Wang-Tang Clan. I get it wrong every night. If you get it wrong every night, change the fucking reference to something you know. Does it get more of a laugh when you get it wrong? It doesn't get a laugh at all. Most of my audience are over 45. No wonder you got kicked off Nova.

Here's the next song from Milly Citrus. Talk about the 80s again. That's what they're looking at. Dave's got to stop talking about music. Anyway, that's the 80s. That was the old days. We ruled that station for a while. No doubt, mate.

No doubt. It's a fucking hell It's a fucking Well once the talent scouts Come into my show And turn it into the fucking Idiot circus I'll be the host Of fucking breakfast

No worries Like Oh man Like that's the thing About reviewers I haven't I've actually not Let reviewers into my show

And I'm so tempted To make them come now Just Oh yeah Just so I know What's happening, because you just go, what the fuck is this? Your show has become a thing, honestly.

From this podcast, the sales will go up. I really want to come. Well, one of these, where is he? This young man here, he goes, I started to tell him at the start of the gig how fucked the gig was last night, and after the end of it, he goes, excuse me, I'm just going to go and buy a ticket for tomorrow night.

People love a car crash. They love it. That'd crash great if you let a reviewer in and then you look in the next day in the review section the Herald Sun and you can't see it and then you find it in the obituaries no front page attached to the suicide hey you know that report on them in the papers. Yeah, I know, I know. So it'll be all for nothing, my show. Their police aren't investigating.

What do they always say? Carl Chandler's show is not suspicious. No suspicious circumstances. It's like a casino. There's a secret exit out the back of your room so they don't have to drag the dead bodies through the Victoria Hotel. That's not a reference to anyone on a secret exit out the back of your room so they don't have to drag the dead bodies through the Victoria Hotel. That's not a reference to anyone on sense, but it's cool.

Chandler's venue is the only one with a black box in it. It has to record all the fucking... The horror. Yeah, exactly. Tommy's locked himself in the bar. We're not hecklers anymore. We're just witnesses now. I'm just sketching away like you can make the

whole audience disappear like you're flying the plane fuck you eating that mountain that's just you in my show hey that is one thing nobody can be offended by that because we could be certain none of those people are in the crowd All right, so everybody just The relatives might be Here for my show Is that better Hang on a second if I could just code you know So anyway, I'm to this fucking boss right?

And he's just like, he's a little fella, I'm like you're a fucking champion. When you fucking play golf, but it's mini golf, do you just fucking call it golf you fucking boss? You're fucking nice. Fucking sweet You're not one of them Hipster midgets are you Fucking shit I saw one of them

In the street Alright Can you do Can you do O'Neill No I can't do O'Neill No I'm hard to do I can't do me So

Oh yeah Dice alone Wang Tang Clan Hey Wang Tang Clan No, I can't do O'Neill. No, I'm hard to do. I can't do me, so... Oh, yeah. Dice alone, you Santa Crap. Wang Tang Clan. Hey. Wang Tang Clan. Hey, poofs. Good to be here on the Dum Dum Club. That's so shit shit.

No, no, you do. You do a good O'Neill. Under pressure, I'm no good at it. Yeah. Yeah. You need to wear a wire and secretly record me doing it, and then people can hear. Hey, poofs.

Maybe that's what you're gonna do it you show and get your parents to come down yeah he's gonna It's been great We're about fucking done though Yeah we are done I think we're done I think we're done I think I've copped All I can without Literally necking myself

So yeah I actually thought This would be some kind of Cathartic process Because you're like I'm going to talk about it Tomorrow on the podcast But literally

You've just revved everyone up Yeah And made it heaps worse Man well last night Last night So you're on the show And so literally It's nice because We were both going to do the Festival Club, which happens at 11.15, which is like 20 minutes after the gig finishes.

So we're in the gig, we think this will be easy, this will be fun, it turns into the Holocaust in some way. Holocaust controversy in the age, awesome. Mate, there is no way six million will ever watch you. There is no way six million will ever watch you. I just want to point out, Cody, you already had your turn in my show last week, all right? So we did the gig. It was fucking whatever it was last night.

And then we immediately had to go to the festival club because you were emceeing. I was doing five minutes. And because it only happened like 15 minutes later, I like come out in front of 300 the hi-fi club just going alright fuck it I'll take you all on and they're like

whoa whoa I was exactly the same because I was hosting and I just walked out and it was just like lovely couples in the front I'm like what the fuck's

going on with you people yeah yeah yeah we're going to have some fun mate yeah yeah yeah now you're going stop hanging shit on Chandler for a second who's Chandler

yeah he does a great job in Friends. Fuck off. Anyway, guys, I'm on at 8.45 tonight. Fucking hell. Should we wrap this up for this week? Yes, please. Guys, give it up for Dave Thornton,

Nick Cody, Dave Hughes, Dave O'Neill. Thanks, Puffs. Thanks very much for listening at home, and we'll see you next time. See you later.